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No Big Deal, But Investigators Just Found a Smuggled Loaded Gun in the Jail Where Jeffrey Epstein Did Not Kill Himself

Oh is that all?

No? You actually found more signs of malfeasance and worse?

Federal investigators found a loaded gun Thursday that had been smuggled into the jail where Jeffrey Epstein killed himself last summer, following a weeklong lockdown that turned up other contraband and led to a criminal probe into guard misconduct, the federal Bureau of Prisons told The Associated Press.

The handgun was located by Bureau of Prisons officers inside a housing unit at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in Manhattan, prison officials said in a statement to the AP. It marked a massive breach of protocol and raised serious questions about the security practices in place at the Bureau of Prisons, which is responsible for more than 175,000 federal inmates, and specifically at the jail, which had been billed as one of the most secure in America. Officials have not said where specifically the gun had been found, or how it had been smuggled inside the jail.

Say Hillary Clinton -- do you have any idea how the gun had been smuggled into Epstein's jail?

"Wiped out a witness? What, like with a cloth?"

You know what I find most suspicious, though?

This contraband ammo that they found.

Hey...

Wait...

(Look closely.)

Thanks to Weird Dave for this:

Posted by: Ace at 02:40 PM




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1 meep

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (d7Ww2)

2 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (q80AH)

3
Is that useless jerkoff Barr still "appalled" by Epstein not killing himself?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (XCDmi)

4 heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (d7Ww2)

5 Guard's backup plan if Epstein Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: Tami at March 06, 2020 02:41 PM (cF8AT)

6 Ammo pic is funny.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (1CjJc)

7 That ammo ain't cheap, that's 3 shanty repairs in Haiti.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (qjogl)

8 I'm sure that photo of Hillary in blue is an entry portal for Pazuzu.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

9 Gosh, you mean someone could have pointed the gun at Epstein and told him to hang himself?


In related news: isn't this where Avenatti was (is) held? What about Weinstein.

All these jerks have one thing in common. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (bDqIh)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (9gDA7)

11 Lolwat

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (kuLb4)

12 Jeez, that contraband ammo link loaded like I was on AOL dialup in 1995.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

13 8 I'm sure that photo of Hillary in blue is an entry portal for Pazuzu.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

=======

Just don't say his name!

It sounds ridiculous.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (q80AH)

14 Only geniuses like William Barr think Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Chris W at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (HPcI7)

15
The Shrillster: Still Not Out of the Running!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (pNxlR)

16 As I said last night, some people do not take good pictures.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (XyVor)

17 Hildebeast has tone and lock in dat pic.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (sjdRT)

18 SHOT THROUGH THE HEART!

An Hillary's to blame.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (9gDA7)

19 As Harvey Weinstein proceeds to shit himself...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (Ct55T)

20 WUT???

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (ptqGC)

21 "smuggled"

Shawshank Redemption, watch it, idiots.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (Boy/L)

22 I guess I really don't understand jails.

I thought they were locked down all the time.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (yL25O)

23 This does not seem like the finest of criminal facilities.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

24
I wear 6 "pips" on my collar of my red pajamas.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (XCDmi)

25 You mean he hanged himself? Like with a gun?

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (aKsyK)

26 Ace is about to have a bizarre shelving accident.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (qjogl)

27 24
I wear 6 "pips" on my collar of my red pajamas.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (XCDmi)

=========

Should we address you as Super Admiral?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (q80AH)

28 Read the stories about the Baltimore Jails and the Black Gang that ran them.

Half the female guards had kids by the Gang Leader.

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (+0uDE)

29 12 Jeez, that contraband ammo link loaded like I was on AOL dialup in 1995.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:42 PM (Ez6QX)

Ah the days when you had to wait for the picture to load. It was a surprise. Gave an element of gambling to the whole affair.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (XyVor)

30 So why'd he hang himself (if he did)? Seems a bullet would be quicker.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (ptqGC)

31 21 "smuggled"

Shawshank Redemption, watch it, idiots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)

How can you be so obtuse?

Posted by: Chris W at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (HPcI7)

32 Wish that old hag would just go away

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

33 Jeez, that contraband ammo link loaded like I was on AOL dialup in 1995.

Bob from NSA on the throttle.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

34 >> This does not seem like the finest of criminal facilities.


They managed to hold onto El Chapo, and yet. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (bDqIh)

35 not top 20

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (veJcn)

36 It wasn't Epstein's. It was the former occupant of the cell. It certainly wasn't anything to do with him. This was an older breach of protocol and it will be investigated and the

:: spins wheel ::

janitor that smuggled the weapon to the previous occupant will be punished in accordance with regulations.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (I2dne)

37 The gun smuggled itself.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (Sq18x)

38 23 This does not seem like the finest of criminal facilities.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (KZzsI)

It. Is very criminal.

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (+0uDE)

39 Ace is about to have a bizarre shelving accident.

Again?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (Boy/L)

40
That's Super Duper Admiral, to you, mister.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (XCDmi)

41 I guess I really don't understand jails.

I thought they were locked down all the time.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (yL25O)

I think lockdown is all prisoners in own cells, rather than at meals, in the yard, doing jobs, etc.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

42 17 Hildebeast has tone and lock in dat pic.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (sjdRT)

...

Her eyes must be powered by individual targeting arrays and able to operate independently.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (yL25O)

43 MY EYES!!!!!!



What has been seen cannot be unseen.

Not cool.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (/6dlA)

44 Wow, Hilary in a blue dress

Posted by: Jean at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (B7KlG)

45 37 The gun smuggled itself.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (Sq18x)

==========

As the Left has taught me, guns have moral agency and are inherently evil in spirit, so this tracks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (q80AH)

46 I guess I really don't understand jails.

I thought they were locked down all the time.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (yL25O)


I think that they mean that all prisoners' daily activities and movement was halted, and no visitors were allowed in.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (wCmLp)

47 Guns don't kill people, sheets do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

48 19 As Harvey Weinstein proceeds to shit himself...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (Ct55T)

Weinstein didn't shit himself.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (Sq18x)

49 Wish that old hag would just go away

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)


She really needs a nice vacation in Italy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

50 In the old days, John Dillinger would have whittled the gun out of a bar of soap.

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (+0uDE)

51 Maybe they should bring back to warden they demoted..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (so+oy)

52 Wow, Hilary in a blue dress

That's one of her Galactic Admiral Mao jackets.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (Boy/L)

53 On the prison? It 'was' run by a woman who had no Prison experience at all.

She was 'promoted' into that job by Holder's DOJ, after she made allegations of sexual misconduct.

She was IMMEDIATLY transferred out, like 2 days after Epstein's death.

Note, this information is out on the net, but you sure won't hear the MSM talk about it. Why?

Black Woman.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (NgKpN)

54 Didn't he not kill himself months ago?

They're JUST NOW finding this out?

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (9gDA7)

55 41 I guess I really don't understand jails.

I thought they were locked down all the time.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (yL25O)

I think lockdown is all prisoners in own cells, rather than at meals, in the yard, doing jobs, etc.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

...

Thanks; I was making a feeble attempt at humor.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (yL25O)

56 49 Wish that old hag would just go away

Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

She really needs a nice vacation in Italy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:46 PM (ptqGC)

==========

"We've replaced her home with a 1:1 replica of the White House. Let's see if she notices."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (q80AH)

57 Hilz pic. I repeat what I said last night, the eyes of a psychopath.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (CDGwz)

58
I wear 6 "pips" on my collar of my red pajamas.
Posted by: Soothsayer
=========
Should we address you as Super Admiral?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


The uniform of a third world dictator or a big city police chief.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (aKsyK)

59 One of the more enraging bits other than the Deep State murdering pretty much the most important prisoner in Fed lockup, is the warden who allowed this abomination to occur, got transferred to a cushier job.


Jamier Gorelick on steroids.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (FVrDO)

60 We need some common sense gun control in these suicide-watch solitary confinement cells in maximum security prisons!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (q27+d)

61 Nurse, will Canadian whiskey taken internally be effective against the Corona virus?

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (sjdRT)

62 Good Lord. That last picture of Hillary would startle a Hell's Angel.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (9t0Zz)

63 there's less contraband to be found laying around your average crackhouse. top fucking men.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (KP5rU)

64 Nurse - Did the crazies disappear with the coming of the dawn?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (CDGwz)

65 A lockdown in the lockup?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (aKsyK)

66 I was just thinking about how coronavirus kills people with compromised immune systems, and the elderly.


Hillary has to be unhealthy as all hell.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

67 I like that the image from @uncomfortablysmug has Hillary in prison jumpsuit orange. It suits her.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (hvf9s)

68 Wish that old hag would just go away
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)


You misspelled "painful, fiery death."

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (9gDA7)

69 Vince Foster was a big fan of shelves. RIP.

Posted by: Hillary! at March 06, 2020 02:49 PM (qjogl)

70 Hillary's minions cooked up Covid-19 in a lab to wipe out ALL her enemies (i.e. most of the human race).

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 02:49 PM (N9G0H)

71 Epstein almost didn't shoot himself!

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (q177U)

72 D.C. must really be panicking about Coronavirus. It mainly has killed old people in the US thus far.

Average age in Washington / Congress is what, 68?

They're fucked if that thing goes to Washington.

Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (9gDA7)

73 The contraband gun was a "drop" piece so if things went south and the guards had to shoot Epstein or the designated Epstein-suicide-Assistant they could put the contraband gun in their hand and say they shot in self defense
(adjusts tin foil helmet for better reception)

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (n7DR8)

74 Come on! The guy didn't shoot himself!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (TQ/zJ)

75 Did someone also smuggle in a loaded noose?

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (N9G0H)

76 I wear 6 "pips" on my collar of my red pajamas.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (XCDmi)
+++++++++++
During WWII, the British code-breaking center at Bletchly Park employed some of the finest mathematicians in the world. They technically worked for the military (the Army, I think). All of those mathematicians were thus soldiers with rank and given what they were doing, commissions.

This was a formality. But one of them - I forget which - chose to wear his insignia and boards. They were attached to his smoking jacket.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (I2dne)

77 my favorite is still the Hillary meme:

do you want me to suicide you?
because this is why i suicide people...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (8D42x)

78 Wish that old hag would just go away

Posted by: It's me donna
-------

Years and tears ago, Wm. Buckley said, "We could forget about the Clintons, if they would just go away, but they won't."

That was almost 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (CDGwz)

79 Eric Weinstein of the intellectual dark web, said that he knew he wasn't a financial adviser and explains why. He was the world's most successful blackmailer.

He notes that the press hasn't followed this story.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (T0OSk)

80
Wish that old hag would just go away
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (6XlcD)

---

I thought she had gone away. Didn't she make a big announcement that she was going to be the Chancellor of Some Kings/Queens University in Belfast Northern Ireland?

I thought she was moving there to finally get out of politics, and away from American Grand Juries?

Posted by: rd at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (+0uDE)

81 So, it was not found in Epstein's cell? That could make sense.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (XyVor)

82 >>> I was just thinking about how coronavirus kills people with compromised immune systems, and the elderly. Hillary has to be unhealthy as all hell. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

New conspiracy theory: Coronavirus was concocted by millennial SJWs with tech/science connections, to kill off the elderly democrats and take over their party a decade early.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (hvf9s)

83 59, 'One of the more enraging bits other than the Deep State murdering pretty much the most important prisoner in Fed lockup, is the warden who allowed this abomination to occur, got transferred to a cushier job.'


There is the fact that if she actually knows anything that an arkancide could be in her future.

Posted by: whig at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (EUDB2)

84 76 I wear 6 "pips" on my collar of my red pajamas.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:44 PM (XCDmi)
+++++++++++
During WWII, the British code-breaking center at Bletchly Park employed some of the finest mathematicians in the world. They technically worked for the military (the Army, I think). All of those mathematicians were thus soldiers with rank and given what they were doing, commissions.

This was a formality. But one of them - I forget which - chose to wear his insignia and boards. They were attached to his smoking jacket.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:50 PM (I2dne)

=========

Is that where Alan Turing worked?

BTW, The Imitation Game is a very good movie. It's probably terrible history, but it's a very good movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (q80AH)

85 "High security" means "You must be high if you think we have any security in this prison."

Posted by: zombie at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (N9G0H)

86
You misspelled "painful, fiery death."
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (9gDA7)

And you misspelled damnation.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (Sq18x)

87 82 >>> I was just thinking about how coronavirus kills people with compromised immune systems, and the elderly. Hillary has to be unhealthy as all hell. Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (ptqGC)

New conspiracy theory: Coronavirus was concocted by millennial SJWs with tech/science connections, to kill off the elderly democrats and take over their party a decade early.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (hvf9s)

==========

It was originally designed to kill Trump, and instead it will kill only prominent Democrats.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (q80AH)

88 Hillary's good friend, Oprah, smuggled it in inside her cootch.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (TQ/zJ)

89 http://bit.ly/2ww4kRz
*******
Founder of Russian Bank Charged with Tax Fraud | OPA | Department of Justice

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (BqBId)

90 Does Hillary have any one advising her on how not to look evil?

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

91 All of those mathematicians were thus soldiers with rank and given what they were doing, commissions.
-----

Pretty sure Turning was never an officer...or even in the home guard.

Subject to verification.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (CDGwz)

92 On the prison? It 'was' run by a woman who had no Prison experience at all.

She was 'promoted' into that job by Holder's DOJ, after she made allegations of sexual misconduct.

She was IMMEDIATLY transferred out, like 2 days after Epstein's death.


Like that chick at Equifax who was their chief security officer at the time of their hack whose qualifications were a music degree and a pair of boobs.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (9t0Zz)

93 Years and tears ago, Wm. Buckley said, "We could forget about the Clintons, if they would just go away, but they won't."



That was almost 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (CDGwz)


Twenty years from now we'll be saying the same thing about the Obamas. Barry was on a magazine cover the other day, next to another cover with the "loving Obama couple."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

94 She was IMMEDIATLY transferred out, like 2 days after Epstein's death.
Note, this information is out on the net, but you sure won't hear the MSM talk about it. Why?

Black Woman.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:47 PM (NgKpN)


Is she hot?

Posted by: Max Power at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (q177U)

95 40
That's Super Duper Admiral, to you, mister.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:45 PM (XCDmi)

Hmm, Admirals are Sailors.

And you have intimated that all Sailors are gay, a number of times.

Trying to tell us something here?

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (NgKpN)

96 Hey gang, what time is today's Star Trek symposium?

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (Dc/bs)

97 News because it's where Epstein was housed but prison contraband is and has been a huge problem in every prison across the USA. Prisoners have more cell phones than a Verizon outlet.

Posted by: No one at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (4/5px)

98 If a guard , or guards, would look away for a gun imagine what they would do for the big bucks.

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (iTfiy)

99 Oh, come on. This doesn't smell to high heaven at all. - your trust us democratmedia betters

Posted by: Case at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (i4UYq)

100 Twenty years from now we'll be saying the same thing about the Obamas. Barry was on a magazine cover the other day, next to another cover with the "loving Obama couple."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

Ugh, where's the barfing emoji?

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

101 They can't keep bad guys from getting guns in a highly secure penitentiary where they control every single entrance, exit, mail delivery, etc., and I'm supposed to give up my guns because reasons.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (JSZmF)

102 That's the biggest systemic problem we face: PDT and maybe 100 other people are literally the only competent government employees.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (zlgJP)

103 Is that where Alan Turing worked?

BTW, The Imitation Game is a very good movie. It's probably terrible history, but it's a very good movie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:51 PM (q80AH)
++++++++++
Yes. Sad story, Alan Turing's. He was, for some damn reason I have never seen adequately explained, one of the final targets of English anti-buggery laws (he was a homosexual). The chemically sterilized him and eventually he committed suicide.

It was a shameful exercise by the British. The man was instrumental in breaking Enigma and in so doing also founded a lot of modern computer science.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (I2dne)

104 Developed countries 10 year bond yields are at 120 year low of 16bp. This entire shitwhow is getting into the
*types*
*deletes*
territory for those financial and economic puppeteers. The charts and technicals are brutal.

https://www.zerohedge.com/economics/ bank-america-we-are-global-recession

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (vH59r)

105 the press hasn't followed this story for the same reason Walter Duranty didn't follow his own leads. the press is run and staffed by the same sort of perverts.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (X/U6J)

106 I like "Back off! Or I'll suicide you" or "Don't make me suicide you!", better.
""Back off! Or I'll kill yourself" is a straight murder threat.

Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (qjogl)

107

Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

The former Democratic Presidential candidate even went so far as to say she felt like she's been persecuted in an offhand remark while cameras were rolling.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK)

108 100 Twenty years from now we'll be saying the same thing about the Obamas. Barry was on a magazine cover the other day, next to another cover with the "loving Obama couple."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

Ugh, where's the barfing emoji?
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (Ez6QX)

==========

The difference is that I don't think Michelle is going to run for office.

They're going to be cultural icons on the coasts and little else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 02:54 PM (q80AH)

109 96 Hey gang, what time is today's Star Trek symposium?
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (Dc/bs)

You and Ashley Judd are having a signing at the Denny's on south 17th in a couple hours.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:54 PM (XyVor)

110 67 I like that the image from @uncomfortablysmug has Hillary in prison jumpsuit orange. It suits her.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 02:48 PM (hvf9s)
---------------------------------
Y'no, it really does.
It's as if she was born to wear that color.
Every day.
Every season.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 02:54 PM (M/9m0)

111 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

hahahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:55 PM (Uu+Jp)

112 17 Hildebeast has tone and lock in dat pic.


Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 02:43 PM (sjdRT)


The last thing you see as your soul is devoured.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 02:55 PM (hLRSq)

113 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

Shut up, sit down, go away.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:55 PM (Boy/L)

114
The uniform of a third world dictator or a big city police chief.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Yeah, police chiefs!
WTF is with that?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 02:55 PM (XCDmi)

115
Like that chick at Equifax who was their chief security officer at the time of their hack whose qualifications were a music degree and a pair of boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme
---------

Pfft.

Posted by: Craig Livingstone, director of the White House's Office of Personnel Security, ex-bar bouncer at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (CDGwz)

116 Ok, skeptic time:

Yes, I fully believe that Hillary had the means to have Epstein killed. But why? So what if Bill was constantly on the Lolita Express? It's not like he'd get hard jail time for it or lose his social standing even further. And Epstein died before the Democrat party started to self-destruct, so she wasn't in the running for the candidacy at all.


Now, the British royal family had far more to lose, so I would look more closely at which prison guard suddenly got a huge wire transfer from the Bank of London.

Posted by: pookysgirl, social secretary to Pookette at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (XKZwp)

117 New conspiracy theory: Coronavirus was concocted by millennial SJWs with tech/science connections, to kill off the elderly democrats and take over their party a decade early.

Well, they considered adapting Obama's Cash for Clunkers, but decided only a third of Democrats would sell their grandparents for scrap.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (9t0Zz)

118 Like that chick at Equifax who was their chief security officer at the time of their hack whose qualifications were a music degree and a pair of boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme

Well, let's not be hasty. Were they good boobs?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (XyVor)

119 So if you wanted to make it easy for somebody to not kill himself, I guess it makes sense to put him in a prison that's known to have ridiculously lax security, no?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (RD7QR)

120 106 I like "Back off! Or I'll suicide you" or "Don't make me suicide you!", better.
""Back off! Or I'll kill yourself" is a straight murder threat.
Posted by: Dr Spank at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (qjogl)

That's the joke.

Posted by: Rainer Wolfcastle at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (Ct55T)

121 Like that chick at Equifax who was their chief security officer at the time of their hack whose qualifications were a music degree and a pair of boobs.
Posted by: bonhomme
---------

Pfft.
Posted by: Craig Livingstone, director of the White House's Office of Personnel Security, ex-bar bouncer at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (CDGwz)

Hold my beer.

Posted by: The Mayor Of South Bend, Indiana at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (Boy/L)

122 Most qualified person to ever run for president because she flew over 1mm miles as v secretary of state

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (RWMqW)

123 Barry was on a magazine cover the other day, next to another cover with the "loving Obama couple."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (ptqGC)

Yes, the "couple" of balls are attached to "her". And he does the "loving".

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (Sq18x)

124 Yeah, police chiefs!
WTF is with that?
Posted by: Soothsayer
-----

Four stars is de rigueur, it seems.

Posted by: Craig Livingstone, director of the White House's Office of Personnel Security, ex-bar bouncer at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (CDGwz)

125 Bill Barr ordered a thorough review of Epstein's unfortunate demise. Any bets some familiar players are involved in what surely must be a round-the-clock probe into every facet of this tragedy?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 06, 2020 02:58 PM (puu6v)

126 Remember, Epstein was just Clinton's Psychological Sexual Medici cal Consultant because the stress being POTUS............... Makes sense too me ...... NOT.

Look at what he was married too...... No wonder he chased other tail.....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 02:58 PM (qM84C)

127 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

The former Democratic Presidential candidate even went so far as to say she felt like she's been persecuted in an offhand remark while cameras were rolling.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 02:54 PM (aKsyK)
+++++++++++++
Every investigation into her *actual* criminality and corruption has been desultory cover for the purpose of saying, "we looked. We didn't see nothin'" before making sure she got away with it.

I wonder what Trump's opinion on this statement would be. Or George Papadapolous. Or Michael Flynn. Or Carter Page. Or Roger Stone.

What a scrunt.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:58 PM (I2dne)

128 113 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

Shut up, sit down, go away.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 02:55 PM (Boy/L)

She's so delusional, she actually thinks she won. And that she's the current president. You know... "the most investigated innocent person in America"....?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:58 PM (Ct55T)

129 >>It was originally designed to kill Trump, and instead it will kill only prominent Democrats.


And Iranian leaders, LOL

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 02:59 PM (bDqIh)

130 They can't keep bad guys from getting guns in a highly secure penitentiary where they control every single entrance, exit, mail delivery, etc., and I'm supposed to give up my guns because reasons.

It's not easy to maintain security when your security team is smuggling things in.

Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:59 PM (9t0Zz)

131 A few tweets down from that Cates tweet, is a meme saying

"Statistically you are more likely to be killed by Hillary Clinton than by an AR-15."

Heh. And true. My word as a, you know, that thing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at March 06, 2020 02:59 PM (Z4rgH)

132 Will I be damned if I point out that in a lot of places prison guards are selected from the same pool as many inmates?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 02:59 PM (CqE5x)

133 The Left are still peddling the lie that Trump was good friends with Epstein, went to his island all the time, and violently raped an underage girl there.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (Sq18x)

134 Well, they considered adapting Obama's Cash for Clunkers, but decided only a third of Democrats would sell their grandparents for scrap.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (9t0Zz)

The aftermarket value for 80 year old organs ain't all that high.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (J+mig)

135 #103 It was the working-class Labour government after Churchill lost in '45 that went after him/them.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (TQ/zJ)

136 And now for some music

https://youtu.be/vPh7y_KkyjI

Posted by: Anna Puma at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (F7w+V)

137 Pfft.
Posted by: Craig Livingstone, director of the White House's Office of Personnel Security, ex-bar bouncer at March 06, 2020 02:56 PM (CDGwz)

Hold my beer.
Posted by: The Mayor Of South Bend
------

Look, you little fey ghey, I ordered up 1000 FBI files on the rethuglicans. You try that.

Posted by: Craig Livingstone, director of the White House's Office of Personnel Security, ex-bar bouncer at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (CDGwz)

138 Does anyone know who designs Hillary's clothes..... Chairman Mao or Kim from NK ????

Anyone...Anyone...Buehler...Anyone......

I would like to get some of those sporty fashion objects too....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (qM84C)

139 On an earlier thread, posters were debating AOC and her nipples in a sheer black blouse.

Link?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)

140 @116

Epstein was a Deep State asset and kompromat and surveillance generator.


Any one that was in close proximity to Epsteins circle was blackmailable, controllable or arrestible.


Alex Acosta on his way out the door pretty much gave the game away on what Epstein was.


Once Epsteins noteriety and expolits rose to a level that could not be papered over, the Deep State fixed the glitch.


And made their troubles go away.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (FVrDO)

141 Hmmm, actually, the Hillary picture?

She's looking at a WOMAN, more like a sexual predator than a threat to her life.

Posted by: Romeo13 at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (NgKpN)

142 Does Hillary have any one advising her on how not to look evil?
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 02:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

Yes. Same people that advise her on how not to have people killed.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (Sq18x)

143 They can't keep bad guys from getting guns in a highly secure penitentiary where they control every single entrance, exit, mail delivery, etc., and I'm supposed to give up my guns because reasons.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (JSZmF)
+++++++++++++
It's cognitive dissonance like everything else on the Left, especially about this topic.

The Left: No private citizen needs guns. Guns should be used by trained experts like the police.
Also The Left: The police are thug murderers and can't be trusted.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (I2dne)

144 "132 Will I be damned if I point out that in a lot of places prison guards are selected from the same pool as many inmates?"

No, but you will be surveilled if you imply prison guards have more honor and integrity than federal law enforcement agents.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (puu6v)

145 61 Nurse, will Canadian whiskey taken internally be effective against the Corona virus?
Posted by: Muad'dib

why, yes. Muad'dib. yes it will. especially as a hot toddy with a squeeze of lemon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (d7Ww2)

146 >139
On an earlier thread, posters were debating AOC and her nipples in a sheer black blouse.



Link?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)


It was in a tweet from Mitt Romney.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (sjdRT)

147 Saudi Arabia had pushed hard for a reduction of 1.5 million barrels a day in order to prop up the price as world demand for oil weakens in the face of the covid-19 epidemic. But Russia, which has been in a cooperative arrangement with the Organization of the Petroleum Exporting Countries since 2016 called OPEC+, believes it can weather lower prices. Cheaper oil would allow Russia to maintain market share while putting a squeeze on American shale producers, who have dramatically increased production over the past four years but face higher expenses.
But the apparent failure to reach an agreement at the OPEC meeting in Vienna Friday threatens to rupture Russia's ties with the cartel, although the Russian news agency TASS reported that Russia has asked for more time and is agreeable to further talks.

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (3aI0K)

148 135 #103 It was the working-class Labour government after Churchill lost in '45 that went after him/them.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (TQ/zJ)

============

I'd always assumed that it was an intersection of the still secret nature of his work and local cops being gung-ho for punishing a gay dude. I imagined that Turing's superiors simply never knew about it until after it had been done.

Is there documentation that it was otherwise?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:02 PM (q80AH)

149 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America"

someone should tell her president trump is.
he wins again.

Posted by: blackdogs at March 06, 2020 03:02 PM (NAbCm)

150 She's so delusional, she actually thinks she won. And that she's the current president. You know... "the most investigated innocent person in America"....?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 06, 2020 02:58 PM (Ct55T)

Yeah I saw that line yesterday and thought, "no, sweetheart. TRUMP is the most investigated innocent person in America. Nice try though."

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 03:02 PM (Ez6QX)

151 "140 @116

Epstein was a Deep State asset and kompromat and surveillance generator.


Any one that was in close proximity to Epsteins circle was blackmailable, controllable or arrestible.


Alex Acosta on his way out the door pretty much gave the game away on what Epstein was.


Once Epsteins noteriety and expolits rose to a level that could not be papered over, the Deep State fixed the glitch.


And made their troubles go away."

Seth Rich was unavailable for comment.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 06, 2020 03:02 PM (puu6v)

152 138 Does anyone know who designs Hillary's clothes..... Chairman Mao or Kim from NK ????

Anyone...Anyone...Buehler...Anyone......

I would like to get some of those sporty fashion objects too....
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (qM84C)

==========

Remind me:

I watched The Last Emperor last night.

Such a great film.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:02 PM (q80AH)

153 I'm surprised Hillary can even slur out the word innocent.

Posted by: Case at March 06, 2020 03:03 PM (i4UYq)

154 On an earlier thread, posters were debating AOC and her nipples in a sheer black blouse.



Link?

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)


It was in a tweet from Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (sjdRT)

He insisted that, as a man of character and integrity, he would not look at them. Well maybe once.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

155 >why, yes. Muad'dib. yes it will. especially as a hot toddy with a squeeze of lemon.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (d7Ww2)


Thank you Nurse. I just scheduled a treatment at 1600 today.

Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 03:03 PM (sjdRT)

156 #103 It was the working-class Labour government after Churchill lost in '45 that went after him/them.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (TQ/zJ)
+++++++++++
Yeah, but partisan politics don't really explain it. The man was an unalloyed genius who was instrumental in winning the War. The whole thing is inexplicable and mind-boggling. I won't pretend to understand what the hell went into the twisted convolutions that eventually resulted in the destruction of Turing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:03 PM (I2dne)

157 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

*********

I'm going to float a theory about this documentary. I just can't buy the notion that she is planning a late surprise end-around at the DNC convention to garner the nomination. I think it more likely that this is being put out to rally their base by reminding them how Trump stole the election, wronging her in the process, taking what was rightfully hers. The hoped-for result is a big 'revenge' voter turnout for Biden.

Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 03:03 PM (m45I2)

158 >>Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.


More like: the most awarded person with no tangible accomplishments.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/yaolgfdg

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (bDqIh)

159 why, yes. Muad'dib. yes it will. especially as a hot toddy with a squeeze of lemon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (d7Ww2)

*sigh*

I REALLY need to come visit you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)

160
Big city police chiefs have stars, bars, stripes, eagles, gold leafs, and medals. They look ridiculous.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (XCDmi)

161 Well..thats not strange at all

Posted by: willow at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (RIt4a)

162 Something is fishy here, or my name isn't Laramore.

...and it isn't.

Posted by: The Duck Hunt Dog at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (BrfST)

163 who in the fuck listens to hillary anymore? drunk on their flabby ass wine moms? the bitches on the spew? might as well sit in the shitter at starbucks and listen to the echos of the hobos shitting out last nights cat food buffet.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (KP5rU)

164 @138 "Does anyone know who designs Hillary's clothes..... Chairman Mao or Kim from NK ????

Anyone...Anyone...Buehler...Anyone......
I would like to get some of those sporty fashion objects too...."

Rosa Klebb.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (n7DR8)

165 There is enough content around the last 12 months to write a hundred books.

Posted by: iandeal at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (vgGyZ)

166 VIX just broke 51 up close to 30% today.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (vH59r)

167 157 Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.

Self pity is not a good look.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:05 PM (Uu+Jp)

168 ++++++++++
Yes. Sad story, Alan Turing's. He was, for some damn reason I have never seen adequately explained, one of the final targets of English anti-buggery laws (he was a homosexual). The chemically sterilized him and eventually he committed suicide.

It was a shameful exercise by the British. The man was instrumental in breaking Enigma and in so doing also founded a lot of modern computer science.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
---------

Disagree. Turning was a marginally schizophrenic homosexual predator. Bright , talented guy? Brilliant, even, perhaps. But his psychological/emotional problems were his own, not the making of the government. And that extends to his suicide.

A similar case would be John Nash. Sick dude, and also homosexual predator.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 03:05 PM (CDGwz)

169 Mitt Romney
45s

I've become aware of a photo making the rounds on the internet of my esteemed colleague from the lower chamber, Miss Ocasio-Cortez focusing on certain of her charms. While I myself have not seen said photos, I can assure you that those photos are altered --I think the kids call it "photoshopped" and the modest congresswomen would not be so immodest.

Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 03:05 PM (CqE5x)

170 >>> #103 It was the working-class Labour government after Churchill lost in '45 that went after him/them.
Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (TQ/zJ)

Wait, the left can be on the wrong side of history? I was clearly told this was unequivicably unpossible.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 03:05 PM (hvf9s)

171
-840

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (XCDmi)

172 On an earlier thread, posters were debating AOC and her nipples in a sheer black blouse.



Link?

Posted by: JoeF. at March



The thing about her boobs is over. She has tree trunk gams. No boobs are good enough to overcome her gams.

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (HALdu)

173 "I would like a woman to be president in my lifetime!" - MeghanMcCain

"Maybe you should run!" - JoyVBehar

Meghan: "Would you vote for me, Joy?"

Joy: ..

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (3aI0K)

174 Big city police chiefs have stars, bars, stripes, eagles, gold leafs, and medals. They look ridiculous.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (XCDmi)

There are some parallels here with third world dictators that are a bit unsettling.

Also, old soviet war vets. Less is more guys.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (XyVor)

175 Disagree. Turning was a marginally schizophrenic homosexual predator. Bright , talented guy? Brilliant, even, perhaps. But his psychological/emotional problems were his own, not the making of the government. And that extends to his suicide.

A similar case would be John Nash. Sick dude, and also homosexual predator.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 03:05 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++++
If anyone earned a detail to keep him in line and out of trouble instead of being driven to suicide, it was Turing. I don't know about his predation, but I will take it at face value. He was a bit loony but at some point you contribute enough to be assigned a handler and kept out of trouble.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:07 PM (I2dne)

176 >>Does anyone know who designs Hillary's clothes..... Chairman Mao or Kim from NK ???


Nina McLemore, same as Elizabeth Warren

Not cheap

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 03:07 PM (bDqIh)

177 might as well sit in the shitter at starbucks and listen to the echos of the hobos shitting out last nights cat food buffet.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (KP5rU)

AOS poetry right there.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 06, 2020 03:07 PM (z79tQ)

178 173 "I would like a woman to be president in my lifetime!" - MeghanMcCain

"Maybe you should run!" - JoyVBehar

Meghan: "Would you vote for me, Joy?"

Joy: ..
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (3aI0K)

===========

"Did you vote for my daddy's running mate Sarah Palin?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:07 PM (q80AH)

179 Why didn't anyone think of outlawing guns in suicide-watch cells in maximum security prisons?!??!

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (q27+d)

180 Nina McLemore, same as Elizabeth Warren

Not cheap


but should be

Posted by: The Mayor Of South Bend, Indiana at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (Boy/L)

181 174: it's not just big city chiefs anymore. just about all of them wear that shit, now.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (KP5rU)

182 Rosa Klebb.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (n7DR

-------------

no love for Omar the Tent Maker?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (WEBkv)

183 Why didn't anyone think of outlawing guns in suicide-watch cells in maximum security prisons?!??!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (q27+d)
++++++++++
We outlawed war and we think our record stands for itself.

Posted by: The League of Nations at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (I2dne)

184 179 Why didn't anyone think of outlawing guns in suicide-watch cells in maximum security prisons?!??!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (q27+d)

If I was Epstein, I would have had a gun smuggled in for protection. Against suicide.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:09 PM (XyVor)

185 Why didn't anyone think of outlawing guns in suicide-watch cells in maximum security prisons?!??!

Obviously, we need legislation to make them gun-free zones.

Posted by: The Mayor Of South Bend, Indiana at March 06, 2020 03:09 PM (Boy/L)

186 There are some parallels here with third world dictators that are a bit unsettling.

Also, old soviet war vets. Less is more guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (XyVor)

I thought the situation in Africa was kinda funny. Rather than World Emperors like Idi Amin, you got down to Colonel Ghadaffi running a country and all the way down to Flight Lieutenant Jerry Rawlings running Ghana.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 03:09 PM (eoQWY)

187 Off, sockage.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:09 PM (Boy/L)

188 I REALLY need to come visit you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (Ez6QX)

don't forget to bring a video camera.

for posterity.

or something...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2020 03:09 PM (8D42x)

189 Big Chief like plenty firewater.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 06, 2020 03:09 PM (xfb67)

190 VIX just broke 54.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:10 PM (vH59r)

191 it's not just big city chiefs anymore. just about all of them wear that shit, now.

You will see Chiefs from Bum Fuck, Egypt wearing four stars.

Dial it back a little there, Patton.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:10 PM (Boy/L)

192 103---.....He was, for some damn reason I have never seen adequately explained, one of the final targets of English anti-buggery laws (he was a homosexual). The chemically sterilized him and eventually he committed suicide.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 02:53 PM (I2dne)
------------------------------
He was arrested for soliciting sex from "a boy," which probably means a teen. (Brits would have normally called someone prepubescent a "child.")

He had a choice between a prison term, which would make his crime publicly known, or "medicine," counseling, and home stay.

Sad story all around but I think the Brits were actually trying to be easy on him and "progressive" in their sentence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:10 PM (M/9m0)

193 Most qualified person to ever run for president because she flew over 1mm miles as v secretary of state
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 06, 2020 02:57 PM (RWMqW)
........

shitfaced drunk on every flight.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2020 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

194 Is the blog acting sluggish? Off it's feed?

*pokes blog*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:11 PM (XyVor)

195 It was in a tweet from Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM


And retweeted by Pierre Delecto.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 06, 2020 03:11 PM (Dc/bs)

196 He had a choice between a prison term, which would make his crime publicly known, or "medicine," counseling, and home stay.

Sad story all around but I think the Brits were actually trying to be easy on him and "progressive" in their sentence.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:10 PM (M/9m0)
+++++++++++++
I didn't know that detail - it is also what Mike Hammer hinted at.

Time to do some reading.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)

197 I always wondered if the grandkids of the Soviet guys ever asked:

'Grandpa, what's this one for?

...

Tenth row down, 7th over from the left?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

198 *pokes blog*
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:11 PM


Squueeeeeek!

Posted by: The Hamsters at March 06, 2020 03:13 PM (Dc/bs)

199 -840

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 03:06 PM (XCDmi)

Must have been that the jobs report was TOO good...

I've never understood that. the news is better than expected, time to sell.

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2020 03:13 PM (8D42x)

200 No one wears more medals than the Nork General's.

You get 250 medals and then make 1 mistake and executed.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at March 06, 2020 03:14 PM (xfb67)

201 shitfaced drunk on every flight.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2020 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

there's worse ways to travel...

Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2020 03:14 PM (8D42x)

202 Speaking of shitfaced drunk, have another drink Hillary.

Posted by: Case at March 06, 2020 03:14 PM (i4UYq)

203 >>A similar case would be John Nash. Sick dude, and also homosexual predator.


Ugh, I could not finish reading a "A Beautiful Mind" - the movie really simplified his crazy. He was given so many chances by so many people and he kept doing things like flying to Switzerland and renouncing his citizenship, or get caught diddling strangers in a public bathroom.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 03:14 PM (bDqIh)

204 It's odd how the people endorsing Joe Biden all seem to be commenting on his decency and good character.
It's almost like they got a memo.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:15 PM (Uu+Jp)

205 197 I always wondered if the grandkids of the Soviet guys ever asked:

'Grandpa, what's this one for?

...

Tenth row down, 7th over from the left?'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

There is a funny picture that I can't find now of some old guy with a chest full of medals giving Putin the side-eye like he wants to rip the ONE medal off of Putin and add it to his collection.

Posted by: Jordan61 at March 06, 2020 03:15 PM (BmJup)

206 Quick! Sign over all your Health Care to the state!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 06, 2020 03:15 PM (xptlg)

207 Lady Fucking MacBeth.

Wandering around the unlit halls in the Chappaquidick house, moonlit night outside, eyes wide open, she speaks . . .

"Come to my woman's breast,
and take my milk for gall."

She's angrily wringing a wiping cloth with her hands, wiping what she imagines as gunshot residue. She speaks . . .

"If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly . . . "

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 06, 2020 03:15 PM (+fPHo)

208 Story on the Bing home page:

'Rep wields AR-15 in office..'

Is 'to wield' something just to hold it? Isn't there a certain element of use involved? Wouldn't it be more 'he brandished'?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:15 PM (XyVor)

209 I REALLY need to come visit you.
Posted by: Jordan61

mi casa es su casa.

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)

210 My company stock continued it's eye-watering tumble today and is now trading at a PE of well under 8.

Awesome. I coulda used the help paying Uncle Sugar, but c'est la vie. Might as well hang on at this point.

Yet Amazon is still +$300 from its 52-week low and trading at a PE of over 80. That one has never made sense.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:16 PM (I2dne)

211 >>'Rep wields AR-15 in office..'


Of for pete's sake, Buck did no such thing.

Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 03:17 PM (bDqIh)

212 I've never understood that. the news is better than expected, time to sell.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March 06, 2020 03:13 PM (8D42x)

Future projections.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:17 PM (vH59r)

213 >>Hillary Clinton claims she is the "the most investigated
innocent person in America" in a new Hulu documentary about her life.


Then why isn't she 50 points ahead, I have asked myself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 03:17 PM (1CjJc)

214 Hillary is sugar and spice and everything nice................ Just ask Bubba...........

Posted by: James at March 06, 2020 03:18 PM (qM84C)

215 Been saying all along, he was sent to New York for trial because they'd, conveniently, send him to the Federal prison in their jurisdiction where he could be most easily killed.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2020 03:18 PM (2mteh)

216 I think it is settled. This blog did not kill itself.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 06, 2020 03:18 PM (1CjJc)

217 145 61 Nurse, will Canadian whiskey taken internally be effective against the Corona virus?
Posted by: Muad'dib

why, yes. Muad'dib. yes it will. especially as a hot toddy with a squeeze of lemon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 03:01 PM (d7Ww2)

...

*Blended* Canadian whiskey?

Listen it may save you from the corona virus but that way lies anarchy and loss of reason. There are fates worse than death.

Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (yL25O)

218 Must have been that the jobs report was TOO good...

I've never understood that. the news is better than expected, time to sell.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March




Inflation, wages, things similar

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (HALdu)

219 >>> who in the fuck listens to hillary anymore? drunk on their flabby ass wine moms? the bitches on the spew? might as well sit in the shitter at starbucks and listen to the echos of the hobos shitting out last nights cat food buffet.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (KP5rU)

Hopefully her new podcast proves the answer is: absolutely no one.

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (hvf9s)

220 164 @138 "Does anyone know who designs Hillary's clothes..... Chairman Mao or Kim from NK ????

Anyone...Anyone...Buehler...Anyone......
I would like to get some of those sporty fashion objects too...."

Rosa Klebb.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at March 06, 2020 03:04 PM (n7DR

Why is everyone trying to take my gig?

Posted by: Omar, the Tent-Maker at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (8/7u2)

221 Toilet paper, maxi pads, ammo, and tampons will be the new currency of post plague world.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (vH59r)

222 And now we see why the NYT is trying to protect Bernie with the soft-peddled "The Soviets may have taken advantage of Bernie" BS story.

The WSJ has a story out this afternoon about Bernie visiting an American prisoner in Cuba, named Alan Gross, a guy who had been kept in solitary for a whole year and allowed to see sunlight through a window only one time, for a total of 20 minutes. That's 20 minutes in a year. He lost five teeth and a hundred pounds due to malnourishment and suffered from sensory deprivation and constant shouted threats of torture.


Then Bernie came to visit, along with two other Senators. Bernie brought a copy of Atlantic magazine, and no food. Then Bernie got into an argument with the prisoner. Because Cuba looked pretty good to Bernie and he couldn't understand why the guy didn't agree.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (NVYyb)

223 The DNC meme about Biden's decency and good character is a direct attack on Trump, and meant to reinforce the wine moms' theme that PDT is decidedly NOT decent and decidedly NOT of good character.

Problem for them is that Biden has a long public history, and lots of instances speaking out in notably not-decent ways, and evidence of despicable acts no one with good character would do.

And Donnie will pound him with it.

Can Slow Joe handle the withering fullisades of bombshell accusations?

Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 06, 2020 03:20 PM (+fPHo)

224 OT
Las Vegas on edge as coronavirus arrives

I hope Elvis doesn't get it.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

225 Hopefully her new podcast proves the answer is: absolutely no one.
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 03:19 PM (hvf9s)
+++++++++++
He, there are plenty of Indian and Eastern European click farms that will happily listen to it, hit the thumbs-up, and hit the "subscribe" button on their out.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:20 PM (I2dne)

226 Link?


Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 03:00 PM (CqE5x)

AOC photo...
https://tinyurl.com/uz9hbav

Artist's rendering:
https://tinyurl.com/vs932f6

Bar years' comparison photo:
https://tinyurl.com/tjquuow

The last two might not be genuine.

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:20 PM (TQ/zJ)

227 156---The man was an unalloyed genius who was instrumental in winning the War. The whole thing is inexplicable and mind-boggling. I won't pretend to understand what the hell went into the twisted convolutions that eventually resulted in the destruction of Turing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:03 PM (I2dne)
------------------------------------------

I do not believe that genius entitles one to exemption from the law.
If the law is bad or harsh for the "genius," then it's bad for the truck driver. Abolish it.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:21 PM (M/9m0)

228 although, Muad'dib, if you have a snort of Irish around, that would be even better.

especially if you pour it through the usb port.

can't wait to meet you!

Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 03:21 PM (d7Ww2)

229 Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:20 PM (TQ/zJ)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: Hannity at March 06, 2020 03:22 PM (1CjJc)

230 I do not believe that genius entitles one to exemption from the law.
If the law is bad or harsh for the "genius," then it's bad for the truck driver. Abolish it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:21 PM (M/9m0)
++++++++++
Yes, I agree. I wasn't aware of some the things mentioned upthread. It is always described as "because gay." Like I said upthread, I need to do some reading.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:22 PM (I2dne)

231 I didn't know that detail - it is also what Mike Hammer hinted at.

Time to do some reading.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
--------
'Alan Turing: The Enigma' by Andrew Hodge

The book that the movie was 'based' on. $4.31, free shipping
https://tinyurl.com/ty53byc

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 03:22 PM (CDGwz)

232 I do not believe that genius entitles one to exemption from the law.
If the law is bad or harsh for the "genius," then it's bad for the truck driver. Abolish it.




Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March



It is an interesting question though. If he saved thousands was it worth it?

Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 03:23 PM (HALdu)

233 The book that the movie was 'based' on. $4.31, free shipping
https://tinyurl.com/ty53byc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 03:22 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++
Thanks. I'll see if I can buy it locally. I may be paranoid, but I don't buy books online.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:23 PM (I2dne)

234 ANNOUNCER: And now ladies and gentlemen, it's The Hillarycast, starring Hillary Clinton!

HILLARY: CACKLE CACKLE CACKLE *hic**shart**thud*

ANNOUNCER: Join us next week for another Hillarycast!

Posted by: The Hillarycast, starring Hillary! at March 06, 2020 03:24 PM (RD7QR)

235 And now we see why the NYT is trying to protect Bernie with the soft-peddled "The Soviets may have taken advantage of Bernie" BS story.

But Biden being pro-nuclear freeze was totes okay and showed proper appreciation of the Soviet threat. Or something.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Boy/L)

236 It is an interesting question though. If he saved thousands was it worth it?
Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 03:23 PM (HALdu)

Did the trains run on time argument?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 06, 2020 03:25 PM (XyVor)

237 231 'Alan Turing: The Enigma' by Andrew Hodge

The book that the movie was 'based' on. $4.31, free shipping
https://tinyurl.com/ty53byc
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 06, 2020 03:22 PM (CDGwz)

===========

Amadeus is also terrible history, but it's still great.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:25 PM (q80AH)

238 Never put ice in Hillery's drinks.- the one arm man

Posted by: Case at March 06, 2020 03:25 PM (i4UYq)

239 179 Why didn't anyone think of outlawing guns in suicide-watch cells in maximum security prisons?!??!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (q27+d)


They should've put up signs saying "gun-free zone."

Problem solved.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

240 Don't worry. Top men are on this.

Top.

Men.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 06, 2020 03:26 PM (1I81t)

241 If they're really trying to make it a character election, then it's possible someone believes their own bullshit about how Hillary lost because of her "character" - and Trump can't wield that argument against someone everyone agrees is "kind" and "decent".

I only pray this is the case because it would mean our enemies are a lot stupider than I give them credit for, and they really don't see or hear the oncoming train.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:27 PM (Sq18x)

242 239 179 Why didn't anyone think of outlawing guns in suicide-watch cells in maximum security prisons?!??!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at March 06, 2020 03:08 PM (q27+d)

They should've put up signs saying "gun-free zone."

Problem solved.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:26 PM (YqDXo)

==========

It's Indiana's fault.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:27 PM (q80AH)

243 #229 I would say 'thanks' to Sean but he'd speak over me!

Posted by: andycanuck at March 06, 2020 03:27 PM (TQ/zJ)

244 Yet Amazon is still +$300 from its 52-week low and trading at a PE of over 80. That one has never made sense.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Playing headline stocks is a losing game. When they beat expectations, they're never rewarded as well as non-headline. And they always get punished disproportionally for missing expectations.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 06, 2020 03:28 PM (G3PlH)

245 241 If they're really trying to make it a character election, then it's possible someone believes their own bullshit about how Hillary lost because of her "character" - and Trump can't wield that argument against someone everyone agrees is "kind" and "decent".

I only pray this is the case because it would mean our enemies are a lot stupider than I give them credit for, and they really don't see or hear the oncoming train.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:27 PM (Sq18x)

===========

I firmly believe the bread and war theory on presidential elections.

Presidential elections are mostly determined on the state of the economy and the presence of major foreign conflicts involving US personnel.

With that in mind, I don't see how Trump loses, and I think most of the political upper echelon in America knows it too. That's why they're praying for an economic collapse, because it's the only way to beat Trump.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:28 PM (q80AH)

246 Caution: Well

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Sq18x)

247 Is that billy jeffs face on hitlerys head?

Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (AC18V)

248 235 And now we see why the NYT is trying to protect Bernie with the soft-peddled "The Soviets may have taken advantage of Bernie" BS story.

But Biden being pro-nuclear freeze was totes okay and showed proper appreciation of the Soviet threat. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Boy/L)


All of the CND crap in Europe was ginned up by the Soviets. People used to scream about American missles there to defend Europe. The Soviet SS-20s? Crickets.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

249 Hillary's good friend, Oprah, smuggled it in inside her cootch.

With the cookie dough, right ?

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (arJlL)

250 218 Must have been that the jobs report was TOO good...

I've never understood that. the news is better than expected, time to sell.
Posted by: SturmToddler at March

buy the rumor, sell the news.

The idea is that the Public always finds out info days after all of the insiders already found out what was coming and acted on it. So the insiders, who knew days ago what the report was going to be already bought on the good news, and are going to sell as soon as the public finds out what they already knew. So you're smart to sell with them.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Kpl3J)

251 248 235 And now we see why the NYT is trying to protect Bernie with the soft-peddled "The Soviets may have taken advantage of Bernie" BS story.

But Biden being pro-nuclear freeze was totes okay and showed proper appreciation of the Soviet threat. Or something.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Boy/L)

All of the CND crap in Europe was ginned up by the Soviets. People used to scream about American missles there to defend Europe. The Soviet SS-20s? Crickets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (YqDXo)

===========

This is the plot of Octopussy, by the way.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (q80AH)

252 230---It is always described as "because gay."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:22 PM (I2dne)
----------------------------------------
It never was about BEING gay, as far as the law is concerned.
You could only be charged with specific ACTS.


Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (M/9m0)

253 After our economic collapse, we'll see that socialism is the only true way to run a country.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (2mteh)

254 That's why they're praying for an economic collapse, because it's the only way to beat Trump.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:28 PM (q80AH)

And an economic collapse won't beat him. But it will make people miserable, and that makes them happy.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (Sq18x)

255 Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:24 PM (Boy/L)

===========

I bet there are lots more stories out there too. And worse.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 03:30 PM (NVYyb)

256 because we really are that stupid, it's obvious

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2020 03:30 PM (2mteh)

257 253 After our economic collapse, we'll see that socialism is the only true way to run a country.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (2mteh)

=========

An economic collapse brought on by the mismanagement of a virus from Communist China.

I'm 100% confident at least 45% of America will buy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:30 PM (q80AH)

258 This is the plot of Octopussy, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (q80AH)


Is it? I never saw that one.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

259 Very cool stamped metal type treatment on the ammo casings. Nice use of smart layers too. If I ever have free time again (not bloody likely), I'm going to duplicate that for the fun of it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 03:31 PM (AzW6q)

260 You know taking all the guns away from all the law abiding citizens would stop this kind of stuff, right?
////

Posted by: lin-duh at March 06, 2020 03:31 PM (AC18V)

261 It's remarkable.
She really DOES look best in orange.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:31 PM (M/9m0)

262 Maybe Mike Bloomberg gave each and every worker at the jail $1 Billion and still had lunch money left over.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at March 06, 2020 03:31 PM (xptlg)

263 A lot of the trouble with contraband in jails and prisons is because WeLoveCriminalsDoGooders have restricted the ability of staff to search inmates, especially strip searches.

Criminal dignity and all that.

Posted by: Syzygy at March 06, 2020 03:32 PM (B3kya)

264 An economic collapse brought on by the mismanagement of a virus from Communist China.

I'm 100% confident at least 45% of America will buy it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:30 PM (q80AH)


Apparently Corona sales are well down, further proof of the stupidity of the American public.

No word of panic in Coronado yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:32 PM (YqDXo)

265 So the DNC just changed their debate threshhold rules to preclude Tulsi Gabbard.

Killery is afraid of her for some reason.

Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 03:32 PM (/6dlA)

266 And now the FED is openly talking about buying up stocks. Guess that's the news that broke to stop the 3pm meltdown. Ridiculous and shameful policy.

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/boston- feds-rosengren-says-fed-may-soon-have-buy-stocks

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:32 PM (vH59r)

267 258 This is the plot of Octopussy, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:29 PM (q80AH)

Is it? I never saw that one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:31 PM (YqDXo)

=========

It is.

A Russian general is stealing government owned diamonds to sell and buy a nuclear bomb outside of the chain of command. He tries to have it sent into West Germany so it'll explode on an American military base with the hopes that it's viewed as an accident and the West will become more gung-ho about de-nuclearization.

Bond dresses up like a clown and foils the general while yelling like Tarzan.

It's Roger Moore's best Bond movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:33 PM (q80AH)

268 232 I do not believe that genius entitles one to exemption from the law. If the law is bad or harsh for the "genius," then it's bad for the truck driver. Abolish it.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March

It is an interesting question though. If he saved thousands was it worth it?
Posted by: not so at March 06, 2020 03:23 PM (HALdu)

This concept is why, back in the golden age Studio Days, guys like Goldwyn and Mayer would assign full time handlers to their stars, just to keep them out of trouble, and to "fix" things for them fast when they did get into trouble. There was way too much money on the line for Goldwyn and Mayer to risk it on the decision making abilities of the alcoholic mental cases they were employing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)

269 265 So the DNC just changed their debate threshhold rules to preclude Tulsi Gabbard.

Killery is afraid of her for some reason.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 03:32 PM (/6dlA)


They're not even bothering to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:33 PM (YqDXo)

270 And...

The Best Is Yet To Come is the greatest campaign slogan of my lifetime. It's not close.

Trump is going to grind the Democrats into a fine powder. Just kick back and enjoy.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Sq18x)

271
I'm 100% confident at least 45% of America will buy it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:30 PM (q80AH)

Yup and then we'll help move the needle a few more points.


Voila. Dems in control.

Posted by: MSM at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (AXS9h)

272 Oh my, Hillary said this of Bernie Sanders in her interview apparently:

"He got nothing done. He was a career politician. He did not work until he was like 41, and then he got elected to something. It was all just baloney, and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it."

Politician, heal thyself!!

Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

273

A recession is likely and may come in as soon as three weeks, said Ball State University Economics Prof. Michael Hicks. He said that though the February jobs report was good, it's not an accurate reflection of where the economy is headed, and the coronavirus is to blame.

"It's really hard to predict, but we could be in for a fairly difficult 18 months," he said. "The U.S. economy really decelerated in 2019. It certainly decelerated here in Indiana. Manufacturing is in or near a recession already. This impact both to factories and the service sector as a whole, it's very easy for an economic model to deliver a measurable recession as early as the second quarter, so starting in three weeks."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (aKsyK)

274 Attention all planets of the solar federation!!!!

We will make money off your fear!

Posted by: High Priest of Syrinx at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (CLteG)

275 Bond dresses up like a clown and foils the general while yelling like Tarzan.
----------------------------------


Sounds more like Austin Powers than James Bond.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (M/9m0)

276 Most qualified person to ever run for president because she flew over 1mm miles as v secretary of state

Collecting/distributing graft.

Posted by: JT at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (arJlL)

277 Come on man.What do you expect from a City run by GuilianiAnd this is the guy accusing my son Beau of conspiring with Uzbekistan.Malarky man.

Posted by: Sunset Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 03:35 PM (HKQ4I)

278
So the DNC just changed their debate threshhold rules to preclude Tulsi Gabbard.

Killery is afraid of her for some reason.
Posted by: Sharkman at March 06, 2020 03:32 PM (/6dlA)

They're not even bothering to hide it anymore.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara




Go To Hell!

We're not changing any rules.

Posted by: Donkey Brazille at March 06, 2020 03:35 PM (XCDmi)

279
Yeah, but partisan politics don't really explain it.

-------

I can't remember all the details, but IIRC (big if) there was some politico running for election or re-election in a tightly contested and very traditional rural area that strongly disapproved of sodomy, so this guy wanted to make an example of someone prominent.

I *think* that's what happened. I read up on the case a very long time ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 03:35 PM (AzW6q)

280

OT

United States Refuses Entry to Canadians

The United States has refused entry to over 100 Canadians due to travel restrictions related to the coronavirus.

According to CBC News, at least 70 Canadian citizens, and 47 permanent residents of Canada were denied entry.

The United States recently declared that they would ban entry to anyone who was recently in coronavirus affected areas China and Iran.


https://tinyurl.com/vwvjvmo

Stuff is being done we barely know about. Makes logical sense, too.

While Canadian television is going out of their way to "not be like Trump" and not restrict borders and travel, their cases are climbing.

People from Iran, India, Vegas, France, Italy... pretty much everywhere up in Canada.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:35 PM (vEIlU)

281 275 Bond dresses up like a clown and foils the general while yelling like Tarzan.
----------------------------------


Sounds more like Austin Powers than James Bond.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (M/9m0)

==========

It has the goofiest moments of the Moore run, but it's the most grounded story of them as well.

It's an odd duck, but it works better than any of the others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)

282 He got nothing done. He was a career politician. He did not work until he was like 41, and then he got elected to something. It was all just baloney, and I feel so bad that people got sucked into it."

Politician, heal thyself!!
Posted by: LizLem at March 06, 2020 03:34 PM (hvf9s)

LMFAO she is directly plagiarizing Trump from the debates with her. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, Hillzebub.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:36 PM (Sq18x)

283 But does Tulsi have a sheer top photo that is fap worthy?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 06, 2020 03:36 PM (CLteG)

284 Bart Simpson writing on blackboard: "Joe is a decent guy"

Coming up!

Posted by: klaftern at March 06, 2020 03:36 PM (RuIsu)

285

The Clinton's are a mafia. I think Weinstein, Epstein and Soros, etc were all territorial mob bosses.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:36 PM (vEIlU)

286 Didn't I hear Bill Clinton say something about a loaded gun is a great way to "manage anxieties" ??

Posted by: San Franpsycho at March 06, 2020 03:37 PM (4BMGG)

287 Rick Santelli suggested live on air yesterday to give everybody COV-SARS at once on purpose to protect the stock market. What a psychopath.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cnbcs- rick-santelli-suggests-giving-everyone-coronavirus- to-spare-the-economy-2020-03-05

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:37 PM (vH59r)

288 I still see this as a one month panic, not a full blown recession.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)

289 Most qualified person to ever run for president because she flew over 1mm miles

Conclusion: we should elect an long-haul airline pilot as President.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)

290 Rick Santelli suggested live on air yesterday to give everybody COV-SARS at once on purpose to protect the stock market. What a psychopath.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cnbcs- rick-santelli-suggests-giving-everyone-coronavirus- to-spare-the-economy-2020-03-05
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:37 PM (vH59r)


I didn't look but this had to be a joke...

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (vEIlU)

291 I want Donna Brazile to do another rant about how the Democrats are all about democracy.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (w2QL7)

292 I was really disappointed when AG Barr basically said he really did kill himself.

Also, everyone was joking this guy would be assassinated and sure enough he was.

You would think someone the DOJ would know this guy needed "Osama Bin Laden" type surveillance.

Posted by: Blago at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (sjTfF)

293 287 Rick Santelli suggested live on air yesterday to give everybody COV-SARS at once on purpose to protect the stock market. What a psychopath.

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/cnbcs- rick-santelli-suggests-giving-everyone-coronavirus- to-spare-the-economy-2020-03-05
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:37 PM (vH59r)

I think he was just using hyperbole to make a rather ridiculous point. I don't think he meant it seriously.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)

294 288 I still see this as a one month panic, not a full blown recession.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (Kpl3J)


Me too. That's why I bet the troll the other day that the stock market would probably recover by April.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:39 PM (YqDXo)

295 democracy is all bullshit. always was.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:39 PM (KP5rU)

296 I want Donna Brazile to do another rant about how the Democrats are all about democracy.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (w2QL7)


she needs to be fired

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:40 PM (vEIlU)

297 We have 260 confirmed cases and the market is down 12%.


What do you think it will do when we have thousands of cases?

Posted by: Buy Buy Buy but not yet! at March 06, 2020 03:40 PM (AXS9h)

298 Oh look! Pierre will now agree to subpoena records of Hoover Biden's employment in the Ukraine. I wonder who twisted Pierre's arm?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

299 Brazile is still employed? She tampered in our elections.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2020 03:41 PM (oVJmc)

300 who is rick santelli? and, why should i give a fuck what he says? i'll wait for clayton bigsby.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:41 PM (KP5rU)

301 "Apparently Corona sales are well down, further proof of the stupidity of the American public."
-----Deplorable Jay

My local radio talk guy mentioned this fact today and said if we don't fix the American education system soon, we are screwed.

Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 06, 2020 03:41 PM (aW5/6)

302 well at least they caught that scary gun at the airport in NY today. It was dragging a football player behind it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (RkalO)

303 300 who is rick santelli? and, why should i give a fuck what he says? i'll wait for clayton bigsby.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:41 PM (KP5rU)

=========

He did give the rant that is credited at starting the Tea Party way back when.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (q80AH)

304
Epstein voluntarily returned to the U.S. and turned himself in. He acted like he had a deal. Like he'd previously had a deal.

He was murdered. Whoever talked a devious tricky dude like Epstein into believing that the fix was in for him, is a silver-tongued devil.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (sG0Ph)

305 298 Oh look! Pierre will now agree to subpoena records of Hoover Biden's employment in the Ukraine. I wonder who twisted Pierre's arm?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

I'm thinking the Turtle threatened to throttle some sweet, sweet Federal schmundo earmarked for Utah and Romney weaseled out.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

306 the thing with this being the start of a recession is that jobs are still strong, local economies are still good. It's all financial markets and foreign markets that are having trouble.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (Kpl3J)

307 I think he was just using hyperbole to make a rather ridiculous point. I don't think he meant it seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)


my sis just told me she has a neighbor - who she just found out - with a 3 yr old and a baby on the way that they do not vaccinate their kids. Parents strictly against this, but mother now thinking twice about it. Father won't budge.

Would they take the vaccine for COVID-19?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)

308 Howard Kurtz on Clinton's new Hulu documentary: Not helpful for the Democrats at all

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:43 PM (3aI0K)

309 303: ah, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:43 PM (KP5rU)

310 301 "Apparently Corona sales are well down, further proof of the stupidity of the American public."
-----Deplorable Jay
I told the people at my local microbrewery they need to produce called Not Corona.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

311 224 OT
Las Vegas on edge as coronavirus arrives

I hope Elvis doesn't get it.
Posted by: wth at March 06, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)

------------------------------------

No big deal. They've got a surplus.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 06, 2020 03:43 PM (CAJOC)

312 307 I think he was just using hyperbole to make a rather ridiculous point. I don't think he meant it seriously.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:39 PM (Kpl3J)

my sis just told me she has a neighbor - who she just found out - with a 3 yr old and a baby on the way that they do not vaccinate their kids. Parents strictly against this, but mother now thinking twice about it. Father won't budge.

Would they take the vaccine for COVID-19?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)

===========

And introduce pure mercury into their bodies?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:43 PM (q80AH)

313 Joe Biden has been wrong about every foreign policy question that you can name. All of them.

In addition, I invite the genius class including the Bulwark dumbasses and whatever Fat Jonah calls his rag to square the circle on this one:

If Trump is dangerous to NATO, I assume that Biden's plans to cut defense spending to fund awareness raising of Belgian trans-manatee climate change risk will result in the immediate strengthening of the alliance.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Boy/L)

314 Who is Epstein? Isn't he the guy who killed himself?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (dNzKv)

315 297 We have 260 confirmed cases and the market is down 12%.
What do you think it will do when we have thousands of cases?
Posted by: Buy Buy Buy but not yet! at March 06, 2020 03:40 PM (AXS9h)

why do you think we will have thousands of cases?

just fear?

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (Kpl3J)

316 304
Epstein voluntarily returned to the U.S. and turned himself in. He acted like he had a deal. Like he'd previously had a deal.

He was murdered. Whoever talked a devious tricky dude like Epstein into believing that the fix was in for him, is a silver-tongued devil.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (sG0Ph)

It takes a thief to catch a thief and it takes a psychopath to convince a psychopath.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (RD7QR)

317 peeair delecto the deviant can fuck off and die.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (KP5rU)

318 A Florida woman was arrested after filing nearly 120 false voter registration forms, investigators said. The Lake County Sheriff's Office arrested Cheryl Hall for voter registration fraud Thursday. Officials announced Wednesday that 119 false voter registration applications had been filed. Most of the application issues were related to party affiliation changes. Officials said they aren't sure if the fraud was the result of just one person or if more people are involved.

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (3aI0K)

319 Santelli was tongue in cheek. Sheesh!
And all of you panic freaks are weak hands.
Give me your money!

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (CLteG)

320 A Florida woman was arrested after filing nearly 120 false voter registration forms, investigators said. The Lake County Sheriff's Office arrested Cheryl Hall for voter registration fraud Thursday. Officials announced Wednesday that 119 false voter registration applications had been filed. Most of the application issues were related to party affiliation changes. Officials said they aren't sure if the fraud was the result of just one person or if more people are involved.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (3aI0K)


California is sending absentee ballots to anyone (illegals) that get the drivers license/ID's. Illegals can now all vote.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (vEIlU)

321 pure mercury is best mercury.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (KP5rU)

322 why do you think we will have thousands of cases? 


....

That is my guess. We've gained 200 since last Friday.


What's your number?

Posted by: Buy Buy Buy but not yet! at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (AXS9h)

323 Juanita Broaddrick ripped into Hulu's Hillary Clinton documentary series Thursday, calling it "pure garbage."

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (3aI0K)

324 This concept is why, back in the golden age Studio Days, guys like Goldwyn and Mayer would assign full time handlers to their stars, just to keep them out of trouble, and to "fix" things for them fast when they did get into trouble. There was way too much money on the line for Goldwyn and Mayer to risk it on the decision making abilities of the alcoholic mental cases they were employing.

Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 03:33 PM (Kpl3J)


And now, they are not only loose on the streets but their manias are promoted.

Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (wZO8j)

325 Oh look! Pierre will now agree to subpoena records of Hoover Biden's employment in the Ukraine. I wonder who twisted Pierre's arm?

Romney's principles are more situational than the flight paths of a cloud of gnats.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (Boy/L)

326 The coronavirus death count reminds me of the media tracking American military deaths in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)

327 325 Oh look! Pierre will now agree to subpoena records of Hoover Biden's employment in the Ukraine. I wonder who twisted Pierre's arm?

Romney's principles are more situational than the flight paths of a cloud of gnats.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (Boy/L)

============

Yesterday his principles says one thing.

Today they say something else.

He's like a rock.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (q80AH)

328 pure mercury is best mercury.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (KP5rU)


I prefer the Greek variety.

Posted by: Hermes Pan at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (aS1PU)

329 I'll wager it was Billy Jeff who slicked Epstein into believing a fix was in.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 06, 2020 03:48 PM (CLteG)

330 We may live to see the trillion dollar coins printed by the FED and the FED buying up stocks to keep the house of cards from falling. This clown ride is all gas and no breaks.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:48 PM (FhtF7)

331 Who is Epstein? Isn't he the guy who killed himself?

No, the other guy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 03:48 PM (Boy/L)

332 Fuck the News

Fuck the Coronavirus

Fuck Pols.

I'm just tryna hang one on.

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2020 03:48 PM (JIkuv)

333 The coronavirus death count reminds me of the media tracking American military deaths in Afghanistan.
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)


more and more are cropping up without knowing the source -

but do we ever know the source of the common flu? same, anywhere there is a large congregation. Schools, church, events, work, airplanes - recirculated air.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:49 PM (vEIlU)

334 "326 The coronavirus death count reminds me of the media tracking American military deaths in Afghanistan.

Posted by: Northernlurker at March 06, 2020 03:47 PM (Uu+Jp)"


LOL, exactly !
Funny how that works, innit ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 06, 2020 03:49 PM (zlgJP)

335 California is sending absentee ballots to anyone (illegals) that get the drivers license/ID's. Illegals can now all vote.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette



And then, some D Party operative will go door to door, with a list provided by the state, to harvest absentee ballots. And then, they get the outcome they want.

Yeah, what a country.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 06, 2020 03:49 PM (vcOmj)

336 Troops of monkeys have raided the offices of India's top cabinet ministers and taken over, leaving ministers too scared to make eye-contact with the animalsPunjab and Haryana Civil Secretariat headquarters in Northern India, which is home to cabinet ministers and bureaucrats, has been overrun by opportunist macaques, who are said to climb into offices via balconies.

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)

337 California is sending absentee ballots to anyone (illegals) that get the drivers license/ID's. Illegals can now all vote.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (vEIlU)

Didn't see that one coming.

Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (Sq18x)

338 What do you think it will do when we have thousands of cases?
_____________

Hopefully it will calm people down, once they realize that the vast majority of the people who get it recover from it, most without even needing any treatment.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)

339 318---- ....Officials said they aren't sure if the fraud was the result of just one person or if more people are involved.....
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (3aI0K)
------------------------
Golly! I wonder!

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (M/9m0)

340 314 Who is Epstein? Isn't he the guy who killed himself?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 06, 2020 03:44 PM (dNzKv)

Puerto Rican, Sat next to Barbarino.

Wrote fake notes and shit.

Posted by: jsg at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (JIkuv)

341 338 What do you think it will do when we have thousands of cases?
_____________

Hopefully it will calm people down, once they realize that the vast majority of the people who get it recover from it, most without even needing any treatment.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (k4dH2)

=========

And most of the people who die from it are over 80 years old.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:51 PM (q80AH)

342 pure mercury is best mercury.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 03:46 PM (KP5rU)
++++++++++++++
https://youtu.be/abwNtoQoXbg

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 03:51 PM (I2dne)

343 nood

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 03:51 PM (q80AH)

344 What's your number?

Posted by: Buy Buy Buy


--

Who cares, it's the flu.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 06, 2020 03:51 PM (YslsA)

345 /sock

Posted by: DR.WTF at March 06, 2020 03:52 PM (aS1PU)

346 My local radio talk guy mentioned this fact today and said if we don't fix the American education system soon, we are screwed.
Posted by: Brunnhilde at March 06, 2020 03:41 PM (aW5/6)


We just need to spend more money on teachers, amirite?

The implication: teachers are resting on the oars, but if we paid them even more, they might bestir themselves a little bit.

Assuming that they have the brains to teach anybody anything. My guess: some do, some don't (the First Law of Sociology).

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:52 PM (YqDXo)

347 nood !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 06, 2020 03:52 PM (zlgJP)

348 Indian macaques are like 20 lbs. Beat those motherfuckers with a mop handle and they'll go away from your office, guaranteed.

Why do these Indian bureaucrats allow themselves to be bullied by little monkeys? Weird.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 06, 2020 03:53 PM (AzW6q)

349 Trump was asked whether he thought sexism had anything to do with Warren's departure from the Democratic presidential race on Thursday.

"No, I think lack of talent was her problem. She has a tremendous lack of talent," Trump responded. The president commended her debate performances, saying she "was a good debater" who had "destroyed" the candidacy of former New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg "like it was nothing."

Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:53 PM (3aI0K)

350 336 Troops of monkeys have raided the offices of India's top cabinet ministers and taken over, leaving ministers too scared to make eye-contact with the animalsPunjab and Haryana Civil Secretariat headquarters in Northern India, which is home to cabinet ministers and bureaucrats, has been overrun by opportunist macaques, who are said to climb into offices via balconies.
Posted by: SMOD at March 06, 2020 03:50 PM (3aI0K)


Metaphor alert.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:53 PM (YqDXo)

351 We already have 1000's of cases. We haven't been testing. Can't have new cases if you don't have test kits, testing labs, and a very very strict criteria for testing.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 03:57 PM (NXq7v)

352 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Presenting the trailer for #AfterTruth - our new film about victims of disinformation, its perpetrators and its consequences- directed b @_rossi and premiering Thursday, March 19 on @HBO

https://tinyurl.com/yx3h8yjd


Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2020 03:58 PM (wiXsO)

353 Most qualified person to ever run for president because she flew over 1mm miles

Conclusion: we should elect an long-haul airline pilot as President.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 06, 2020 03:38 PM (YqDXo)
.........

or a sexy, sexy stewardess.

Posted by: wth at March 06, 2020 03:58 PM (v0R5T)

354 Oh look! Pierre will now agree to subpoena records of Hoover Biden's employment in the Ukraine. I wonder who twisted Pierre's arm?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 03:40 PM (hLRSq)

I'm thinking the Turtle threatened to throttle some sweet, sweet Federal schmundo earmarked for Utah and Romney weaseled out.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 03:42 PM (RD7QR)

Also probably promised a narrow scope, leaving out anyone connected to Romney.

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 04:01 PM (eoQWY)

355 Brian Stelter
@brianstelter
Presenting the trailer for #AfterTruth - our new film about victims of disinformation, its perpetrators and its consequences- directed b @_rossi and premiering Thursday, March 19 on @HBO

https://tinyurl.com/yx3h8yjd


Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2020 03:58 PM (wiXsO)

So it is all about those defamed by CNN, like the Covington Kids.

No?

Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 04:02 PM (eoQWY)

356 Find out what stocks the FED will be purchasing and buy those. The market loved that news breaking around 3 and reversed the crash and volatility.
Easy Peasy. Invest in the new FED portfolio.

Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 04:03 PM (NXq7v)

357 You know what is the best sanitizer?Urine.True story.Pee on your hands.A little behind the ears.You're good to go man.

Posted by: Sunset Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 04:11 PM (HKQ4I)

358 Couple of Epstein questions.

Somebody as slick as he would have had a life insurance policy which would destroy a number of people, who would then have an interest in him not dying. That's logical. People have speculated.

So if he were offed, it would have been done by somebody not, so to speak, covered in the life insurance policy; somebody who would not be destroyed by the ramifications of his death.

That's fine. But it would still hit the others, right?

Who's been hit--metaphorically speaking, or otherwise?

Usually, we'd expect people who are in the news for being prominent, having big things happen to them or around them, people who have a lot of money and generally people whose inconvenience would be, eventually, public.

If anybody of that sort has been discommoded, it hasn't been public. So it would be people nobody ever heard of, more or less, who would be ruined if this came out and its coming out would be the life insurance policy.

Maybe this clown was deeper into the shadows than BJC and Randy Andy.

The one who offed him goes unscathed and the scathing of the others goes unreported. I see a movie franchise here.


Posted by: Richard Aubrey at March 06, 2020 07:28 PM (fikzx)

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