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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (3/8/20) My Dog Hamster Ate The ONT Edition
“Price gouging restrictions have gone into effect statewide," Becerra said at a news conference. “These price gouging restrictions make it illegal for businesses to raise the prices of most goods and services by more than 10%. Those goods and services include -- but aren’t limited to -- emergency supplies, medicine and medical supplies, food and drink.” Attorney General Xavier Becerra (D-CA)
Quote II
The young who ski know they will never die. The oldies cling to a fantasized life and think that death will not happen today or tomorrow but sometime in the faraway future. The trouble is that life should be celebrated for its ephemeral beauties, with death recognized as ever present and just around the corner.
Taki
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"You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they do." Olin Miller
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They are turning our neighborhoods into military states. They will claim that this is an isolated incident. It's not. Then they will say this person has a criminal warrant. Nope, probably an immigration violation that doesn't require this type of violent aggressive treatment. Rep. Rashida Talib (D-State of Palestine)
She really does hate the USA
Learn to code? No. The future is delivery profession.
The US is a delivery nation. The rise of e-commerce means more purchases are brought right to people’s doorstep than ever before, both at work and at home. The increase in online purchasing has led to an explosion in the number of people whose job involves delivery. From January 2018 to January 2020, the number of workers in the “courier and messenger” industry jumped from 690,000 to 850,000, according to recently released data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics. This is the fastest rate of growth of employment in any industry over the past two years among the 88 industries with over 500,000 employees as of 2020
he situation in the no-mans-land between Turkey and Greece is becoming increasingly more violent and desperate for the refugees. Reporters on a tour heard gunshots despite the Greek government denying the use of anything except tear gas to stop the refugees. Daily Beast: For over an hour, the sound of people trying to direct each other in multiple languages through farms, woodlands, and across riverbanks was punctuated by shots. First it sounded like single rifle blasts, then came bursts of three, and then longer, heavier automatic fire.
However, when Papastathis appeared on Wednesday afternoon to direct us to the new location, he denied absolutely that we had heard what we heard. “Only tear gas is being fired,” he insisted to a group of a dozen journalists on the tracks.
I believe positive deterrence can work.
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) imposes self-quarantine for Coronavirus.
NSFW-Language Adverb. Adjective. Verb. Noun. Yes.
Did Quid Pro Quo Sleepy Uncle Joe make a deal? Why did Aimless Klobuchar drop out of the race just prior to Super Tuesday or was it Super Thursday?
While campaigning on behalf of former Vice President Joe Biden, Sen. Amy Klobuchar (D-MN) had an embarrassing verbal flub when she accidentally told a crowd of Biden supporters that she was joining the ticket as the nominee’s vice president.
According to Amanda Golden of NBC News, Klobuchar had a “bit of a Freudian slip” when the former Democratic presidential candidate said she “couldn’t think of a better way to end my candidacy than join the ticket.”
Not to be outgaffed Sleepy Joe does his best to re-elect Donnie Two-Scoops.
Biden calls himself ‘O’Biden,’ endorses Trump’s reelection in gaffe-riddled speech The speech was only seven minutes long.
What a delicious malfunction. When residents of a village in Italy recently turned on their faucets, an intoxicating red liquid poured out. A “valve failure” at a nearby winery had converted water lines into wine dispensers.
Once again the mantra You only had one job to do fell on deaf ears.
A customer database left unsecured online by Virgin Media contained details linking some customers to pornography and explicit websites. The researchers who first discovered the database told the BBC that it contained more information than Virgin Media suggested. Such details could be used by cyber-criminals to extort victims. Virgin Media told the BBC only a small number of customers had these sensitive details in the database. The UK telecoms company revealed on Thursday that one of its "marketing databases" containing details of 900,000 people was open to the internet and had been accessed "on at least one occasion" by an unknown user. On Friday, it confirmed that the database contained details of about 1,100 customers who had used an online form to ask for a particular website to be blocked or unblocked. It said it was in the process of contacting customers again about specific data that may have been stolen.
Does the threat of "Climate Change" affect travel? Of course it doesn't. Coronavirus is changing the face of business travel.
Is 2020 going to be the year all of Big Tech’s developer conferences got canceled? It’s looking like it might well be. In the wake of the coronavirus, the in-person versions of Facebook’s F8 and Google’s Cloud Next have been canceled and are set to be replaced with virtual events that will be streamed to participants. Google has also canceled Google I/O, and has been less specific about any plans to host an online version.
As I write, Microsoft hasn’t yet canceled its Build event, scheduled for May 19 in Seattle, but this statement appears on the Build website: “In light of the global health concerns due to the novel coronavirus (COVID-19), Microsoft is monitoring public health guidance in relation to in-person events. At this time, global health authorities have not issued guidance to avoid travel to this location.” Pressure may be ratcheting up on Apple to cancel its WWDC conference, which remains unannounced for 2020 but usually happens in early June in San Jose. The public health department of Santa Clara County (which includes San Jose) issued an updated advisory on Thursday
On this day: 2003 - Mark Knopfler
Former Dire Straits frontman Mark Knopfler was injured when the Honda motorbike he was riding was involved in a collision with a Fiat Punto car. The 53-year-old singer and guitarist suffered a broken collar bone and six broken ribs in the accident which happened in London's smart Belgravia district in mid-morning traffic. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day March 8, 1968 - CreamThe UK certainly produced some great bands over the years.
Cream played the first of two nights at at Winterland Ballroom, San Francisco, California. The concert was recorded with some tracks ending up on their 'Wheels Of Fire' double album. via thisdayinmusic.com
Police have charged two women for an alleged fight over dwindling supplies of toilet paper in a Sydney supermarket. Police said they were called to a Woolworths store at Chullora about 7am on Saturday after reports a 49-year-old woman had been assaulted. A video of the incident was shared on social media and showed a small group of women pushing, yelling and fighting over a shopping cart filled with toilet paper.
“We just ask that people don’t panic like this when they go out shopping,” the New South Wales police acting inspector Andrew New said. “There is no need for it. It isn’t the Thunderdome, it isn’t Mad Max, we don’t need to do that. “Violence of this nature will not be tolerated and anyone involved in this behaviour may be committing an offence and find themselves before the court.
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Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day - Video Style.
Not sure what happened. 25 minutes prior to normal posting time over half of The ONT was gone. Ugh. Sorry that the content is minimal this evening. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by The Joys of Home.
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Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:10 PM (0Ef//)
I revised your remarks. Hope you don't mind
Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks.
I've been scrambling to recreate most of it.
F*cking hamsters.
Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
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Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (DMUuz)
I am Duncanthrax.
Hi Honey, where have you been hiding? Haven't heard from you in like forever.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
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Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (0Ef//)
Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Otters would have been worse, what with the element of surprise built in.
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:14 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: mindful webworker
safe
at March 08, 2020 10:15 PM (Cd8NC)
https://bit.ly/2IuTOwz
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:15 PM (8ruUE)
Posted by: Gem at March 08, 2020 10:15 PM (65i3Q)
I can't stand this time change. It's already after 10PM
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (rCwaK)
1) Not an overt communist. Hides it better, at least.
2) Has a vagina.
3) Loves her some illegal aliens, but accepts that maybe national borders and immigration laws exist for a reason.
Drawback:
1) White.
2) Heterosexual.
I don't think for a second that she could beat Trump, even if Biden goes down without being rebootable, but she would probably be far less disastrous for the down-ticket races than Tank, Fauxcahontas, or any of the other names that have been floated. And no, it's not going to be Hitlery or Mooch.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (tLWGd)
But since the Italians are all staying home these days anyway, hell, why not just sit around stinking and swilling red wine?
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Kazi at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:12 PM
Work can really interfere with posting, for some reason.
How y'all been?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Who feel that the US is an awful place, but strangely they won't solve the problem of how awful we are by going back to their own countries.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Skip at March 08, 2020 10:17 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ha at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: First On The Wall O' Shame at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (q1Pj5)
Watch them double the gas tax.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (asM0l)
Watch them double the gas tax.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (asM0l)
Well that's different, thats for the kids.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (aA3+G)
Why does everyone complain when their chickens come home to roost?
Isn't that a good thing? Isn't that what you hope they would do?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (LWu6U)
Yes, yes they did. Do they still? I haven't kept up with pop culture in a long while. Dire Straits were great.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (0gzB5)
But since the Italians are all staying home these days anyway, hell, why not just sit around stinking and swilling red wine?
Posted by: DonnaV at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (d6Ksn)
Too French-ish
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: Kazi at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
This does not work for me.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (xUVVX)
See also: Trevor Noah.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (0Ef//)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (+lVUW)
It has now officially become cheaper to change your own oil again. Dear Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (XyVor)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM (IuPpm)
1) White.
2) Heterosexual.
Another drawback: would absolutely have zero influence as President. The Deep State might give her a folding chair in the Oval Office so she can read her scripts.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM (TQyCa)
Watch them double the gas tax.
Posted by: t-bird
Well that's different, thats for the kids.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
1-877-GAS-4-KIDS
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM (aKsyK)
I'm pretty sure she's been tied into the DFL machine since birth. She may have more clout than you imagine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:19 PM
It's the road they have to cross to get there.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (q1Pj5)
It's nice that CPAC is telling the Important People the name of the person with coronavirus, so that they can isolate and take other steps, while refusing to tell the Unimportant People who attended the conference the name of the person with coronavirus, so they can potentially isolate and take other steps.
If it's a violation of medical privacy to tell Joe Conservative the name of the coronavirus victim, it's a violation to tell Cruz.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
https://tinyurl.com/sgaexce
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:23 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Ha at March 08, 2020 10:18 PM (AXS9h)
You're a real Pollyanna, aren't you?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
"for we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places."
I tend to agree with that. Be of good courage my friends.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 08, 2020 10:21 PM
Dude. You're Army. We understand.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (DMUuz)
The first picture is of a bleak winter dawn, with a long trudge to get home to Helen Thomas. Who is unhappy with you.
The second picture is heart-stopping beauty of the American West. It warms frostbite victims and makes patriots jump up with a USA! USA! USA! chant. Behind one of the buttes is Barbara Feldon in a sundress and a beret.
Thank you. I now have motivation to finish some chores.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
This does not work for me.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (xUVVX)
Call in tomorrow morning, tell 'em, Hey I need a mental health day.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Teleconferencing
Advantages:
1 Presents exciting new challenges for virtual big group meetups.
2 Reduces all the costs and impact of massive numbers of people traveling.
3 Does not make a pathway for virus propagation.
Disadvantages:
1 Harder to hook up with that tech cutie and sneak off to the hotel room
Why teleconferences will never replace live ones.
Posted by: mindful webworker
safe
at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (Cd8NC)
It has now officially become cheaper to change your own oil again. Dear Lord.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2020 10:20 PM (XyVor)
I've never changed the oil or a tire on any of my vehicles. I'm fairly useless when it comes to mechanical stuff.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: CN at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 10:25 PM (Lqy/e)
Otherwise known as rationing. And that's exactly the alternative to raising prices during demand spikes. Limit 'n' per customer.
That makes perfect sense in cases of necessities. If it's something that doesn't matter, let the idiots bid the price up all they want.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 10:25 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: tbodie at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (6J/xZ)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (QLlrr)
You're a real Pollyanna, aren't you?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:23 PM (T
That's what the futures indicate.
Posted by: Ha at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (AXS9h)
Oops, forgot the URL:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKwh72cCrfA
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (u82oZ)
I have several hundred shares of Klobuchar in one of the prediction markets (one share pays one dollar if she is nominated), using precisely this reasoning. I'm not sure if Biden is going to make it, and she would be viewed as a compromise candidate. (You can buy shares of Klobuchar for two-tenths of a cent.)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
You talked me into it!
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Miklos, gather round kiddies at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
On the one hand, this is a horrifying sentence.
On the other, you have to love Capitalism.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (XyVor)
Now I am thinking of the elderly scientist in Andromeda Strain who has been exposed
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (0Ef//)
On a Brit radio show where they're discussing handicapped parking, some old guy, "Barry of Watford" calls in and ends up doing a commercial for his wife's favorite biscuits. They're minty! And crispy! And much better than the orange ones!
https://tinyurl.com/sgaexce
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V
Scroll down to see the girl licking the handrail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: The ARC
what we needed one month ago was an executive order nullifying all HIPAA privacy laws for the commie croup.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 08, 2020 10:26 PM (QLlrr)
Yes, but we have no bananas.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: The State of California! at March 08, 2020 10:30 PM (I2/tG)
https://youtu.be/d8bWGGA-5HM
My personal favorite Dire Straits song. The first one is live and second is studio.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2020 10:30 PM (0gzB5)
Posted by: kallisto at March 08, 2020 10:30 PM (UGWs/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:28 PM (KP5rU)
Darling!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
It's kinda tough to tell.
All I understand for sure is that he is arrogant and effing evil.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:27 PM (I2/tG)
I wouldn't touch her with Rick Wilson's dick head.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
1. The most common presentation was one week prodrome of myaglias, malaise, cough, low grade fevers gradually leading to more severe trouble breathing in the second week of illness. It is an average of 8 days to development of dyspnea and average 9 days to onset of pneumonia/pneumonitis. It is not like Influenza, which has a classically sudden onset. Fever was not very prominent in several cases.
3. So far, there have been very few concurrent or subsequent bacterial infections, unlike Influenza where secondary bacterial infections are common and a large source of additional morbidity and mortality.
4. Patients with underlying cardiopulmonary disease seem to progress with variable rates to ARDS and acute respiratory failure requiring BiPAP then intubation. There may be a component of cardiomyopathy from direct viral infection as well. Intubation is considered "source control" equal to patient wearing a mask, greatly diminishing transmission risk. BiPAP is the opposite, and is an aerosol generating procedure and would require all going into the room to wear PAPRs.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 has a Mattis plan.*
* Offer good only for 80 year olds and up, and those with very serious medical issues.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (u82oZ)
That's one reason I kinda believe the gays when they say they were born that way, and remain skeptical of the "recruiting" theory.
Agent 99, Jeannie, Samantha the Witch, Maryanne on Gilligan's Island, Elly Mae Clampett... they all made me feel funny in my no-no square long before I had any idea what was going on with that.
Major Nelson, Jethro, and neither Darrin did that. At all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (bJxw1)
what we needed one month ago was an executive order nullifying all HIPAA privacy laws for the commie croup.
Trump needs to weaponize this shit - dare the left to find Hawaiian judges to challenge his executive authority. Expand his authority as much as possible as precedent, or make the dems look as unhelpful as they are if they challenge. either way its a win.
Use his phone and pen and make the dems eat it, and like it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:31 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (+fTAB)
I can't stand this time change. It's already after 10PM
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 10:16 PM (rCwaK)
It's redonkulous. It sucks and I hate it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)
???
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (0gzB5)
I hope you all are well!
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)
Ozzy Man did a take on this.
Language warning. You know, Ozzy Man.
https://youtu.be/gzm1XSnT-oI
Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (Cd8NC)
Scroll down to see the girl licking the handrail.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:29 PM (aKsyK)
???
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V
It's on that twitter page link.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
---
And if while taking Klobuchar, you have an erection lasting more than four hours, you are one sick bitch!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (bJxw1)
me thinks the whole armor includes real action in the civil/physical world. We can't just pray and watch. Aggressive action is required, against things that manifest themselves as "flesh and blood".
be strong and prosper ... I think we break some supports this week, in markets ... but maybe we come out stronger as a nation of liberty ... lotsa disruptions in these funny money markets ... tick tock ... #2weeks.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)
That is wonderful, DangerGirl!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
As long as you don't have to take physical delivery if the contract expires.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (tLWGd)
McDonald's has got to be Communicable-Disease Central. Those touch screen kiosks and the lid dispensers that make you grab five and put four back.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Glad you had a good time with your parents. Treasure those moments.
My mom died in 1985 and my dad in 1989. I still miss them terribly.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:34 PM (GEo5Y)
LITTLE SIS!!!!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
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It really is!
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Hillary is much more deadly than the coronavirus.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)
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Hello stranger!
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 08, 2020 10:38 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: no good deed at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (MmFTx)
Thanks, MH.
I'll mention again that today Jesse Jackson bestowed his coveted endorsement on...Bernie.
Grifter Bro becomes Bernie Bro Grifter.
https://tinyurl.com/kuf4nux
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (xSo9G)
Thanks for the post, MisHum. Classic work. I liked the ELP and Cream.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 08, 2020 10:36 PM (d6Ksn)
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((((Donna)))). Trust me, I value this time together like crazy. My mom and I sometimes just look at each other and are like, "this is so cool!"
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: klaftern at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)
Hillary Clinton will never again appear on a stage as a candidate for any national office.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 10:37 PM (Lqy/e)
Where is that? I didn't see it.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:40 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 10:41 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:41 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)
25 years ago I would have told you to your face that you were fucking nuts.
Now? I don't put anything past in governmental agencies. I am certainly not going to argue with you or call you a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:42 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 10:42 PM (q3gwH)
I have wondered for a long time why the Big Tech outfits in the SF Bay Area do not allow telework from anywhere in the country, or at least anywhere within several hundred miles of SF Bay, so their workers aren't forced to pay exorbitant rents, mortgage payments, and general living expenses.
If those companies do offer to let people telework from long distance, but the woke employees desire to live in the Bay Area and have little expendable income and are willing to suffer burglaries and human waste outside their doors, well, maybe those people aren't as smart as their employers think.
Posted by: Gref at March 08, 2020 10:43 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 10:43 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:43 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)
The incompetence at the CDC is staggering. Beyond belief.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
1) The Dems are not going to flip the Senate.
2) Fauxahontas is 33rd in seniority among Senate Dems and 10th in seniority among Senate Dem women. She is not going to be Majority Leader.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:41 PM (KP5rU)
Thanks chavez.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:45 PM (xUVVX)
On the other, you have to love Capitalism.
Posted by: Aetius
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Yes, but, KLOB is dragging the entire market down.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:45 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (UfRqq)
The type of asshole that gravitates to middle-management in those companies wants to see the subservient and submissive faces of their hirelings in person.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (tLWGd)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:10 PM (0Ef//)
I revised your remarks. Hope you don't mind
Posted by: Local Undertaker at March 08, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
Hell of it is, if she had actually in fact really fucked her brother, she could pass it off as some quaint Somali custom that we palefaces are too dumb to understand. But, by not having fucked him, she makes it clear that the only reason for the "marriage" was immigration fraud.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 10:46 PM (miJU3)
This is not a two-rules thing.
The CDC has teams that contact trace people who are infected, and they are asked to name anyone they had contact with. So that happens for anyone. If the person met Joe the Plumber, and remembered his name, he would have told the CDC and the they would have asked him to self quarantine.
But that is stupid since it only covers things in one direction. They need to publish (well, not now. now it is too late) the name and schedule of everyone who tested positive so that people can be proactive.
But it's too late for that. The CDC didn't just screw the pooch on this, they married it and raised a pooch family. They have pooch grandkids running around, and the CDC is probably molesting them too.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I did a cursory inspection of last night's ONT, trying to figure out when the pixy clock made the leap, but I didn't spot it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (CDGwz)
https://tinyurl.com/v4k74ry
and zero hedge has some details ...
https://tinyurl.com/wzbwvgz
this is no small deal ... imo, a crash that will garner fed support, more QE, that too will fail, then what? ... well Trump can blame China for cornavirus AND for market manipulation and monopoly of supply chain. Globalists/MSM will fight on China side ... tick tock.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:48 PM (Cus5s)
https://tinyurl.com/snfk7kd
https://tinyurl.com/uczgz9n
https://tinyurl.com/rs9eq5h
https://tinyurl.com/u2jj9ye
https://tinyurl.com/wj3tyhp
Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2020 10:48 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:48 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Next you'll be telling me that the CDC panic monger Messonier is related to Rod Rosenstein or similar paranoid crazy.
Posted by: Miklos, pronouncing "pshaw" correctly at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Spike at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (Zu6T/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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I did a cursory inspection of last night's ONT, trying to figure out when the pixy clock made the leap, but I didn't spot it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:47 PM (CDGwz)
The hamsters ate pixy. Pixy is gone
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (GEo5Y)
Perfect hangover treatment.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 10:49 PM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (pdxJ4)
A lot of them do.
Posted by: 1099 Miklos at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
https://tinyurl.com/qmecejj
https://tinyurl.com/yxxvnotz
https://tinyurl.com/whxu4ud
https://tinyurl.com/tv4rcj4
https://tinyurl.com/rab23av
Posted by: kbdabear at March 08, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Downcast at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Probably just as well. Quicker, at any rate, than Kung Flu.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (xSo9G)
That is not what Trump's response to Scavino's meme means at all.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
25 years ago I was dating a halfican chick and your sage observation would have been prescient and welcome.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (LWu6U)
Thank you. I now have motivation to finish some chores.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)
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I concur with the heart-stopping beauty of the American West and all that. We will diverge slightly at the Barbara Feldon appearance.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:52 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: ALH
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I felt your pain - the last couple of years at work really sucked.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:53 PM (bJxw1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKwh72cCrfA
Lots of smiles, but I laughed when he grabbed the bar.
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I blog other people's videos that I watch at
otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com
It would be a duller place without the vids for which I h/t AoS Hordelings.
♠ hogmartin - time
♠ Soothsayer - laundry dance
♠ LeftCoast Dawg - Mr Magoo, inspiring a search for other toon themes
♠ Misanthropic Humanitarian - Who are you
& Glenn Miller
& Orbeez Soyboy
♠ CPT. Charles - China after Coronavirus
♠ Tami - McConnel responds to Chuck
& Matthews hot mic Melania
♠ Huck Follywood - old Bernie footage
& and Hooker/ Santana/ James jam
♠ Grog - 9 Coronas, although I found a cuter one
& Rickles Roasts Sinatra
♠ OregonMuse - Cruz v Kimmel bball
♠ blaster - Trump's House of Wings - great skit
♠ Surfperch - Dirtiest song, plus I found a similar classic
♠ Ace♠ - afterMatthews
♠ BackwardsBoy - BB King
♠ NaCly Dog - Provo Girls
♠ SMOD - SJW therapist (hahaha)
♠ Joe Mannix - Dim X / Korea - wow
♠ MP4 - Bach
♠ Kindltot - WWI Dogfight which I just watched tonight - wow
Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 10:54 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 10:54 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: ALH
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I felt your pain - the last couple of years at work really sucked.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:53 PM (bJxw1)
I hate to say this, but...Shut your whore mouths. Us 29 year olds really don't want to hear about you old foggies and retirement.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (GEo5Y)
Lucky you.
I've got a bunch of things to do tomorrow--all of which involve the business side of life.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
I said I was sorry for opening the side door to go take a smoke. How was I to know a zombie horde was right there?
Posted by: CDC staffer at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Barbara Feldon vs. Gummy Bear Page?
America's Official Chicks have declined.
Posted by: Miklos, nostalgic for 2024 at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:45 PM (xUVVX)
No, looks like Monument Valley in AZ.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (miJU3)
critical times ... crazy outcomes from crazy jacked up monetary policy ... breaking lotsa supports ... not just a chart thang, forced selling ... too much leverage ... not sure what is next.
I think massive QE to stick save the decline .. but that won't last. Trump can rightly blame China commies, and WallStreet "collusion". need more patriots ...
KT says a lot ... https://tinyurl.com/wjq4hxs
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 10:39 PM (LWu6U)
The incompetence at the CDC is staggering. Beyond belief.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:44 PM (TdMsT)
Having worked for the government I can say that, despite the obvious problems, for a government agency the CDC does pretty well. Particularly given the mission creep which has resulted from a lack of things to do under normal circumstances.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Glentoran at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (OFzX4)
I added my .02
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)
I said I was sorry for opening the side door to go take a smoke. How was I to know a zombie horde was right there?
Posted by: CDC staffer at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Lol!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 10:57 PM (TdMsT)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/teehq2o
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 08, 2020 10:57 PM (0Ef//)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
I believe that's Monument Valley in Utah. You can camp at a little state park there and wake up to that. It's beautiful.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 10:51 PM (GEo5Y)
We didn't get rain today, and aren't supposed to get any tomorrow, but it's in the forecast for Tuesday.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*pulls slacks up to armpits, shakes fist and warbles in a shaky voice - "get off my lawn you whippersnappers!" *
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Barbara Feldon vs. Gummy Bear Page?
America's Official Chicks have declined.
Posted by: Miklos, nostalgic for 2024 at March 08, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)
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Oh, you are too funny, Miklos! I simply meant that I prefer my scenes from the West without movie stars in sundresses standing around.
And what's a Gummy Bear Page? I know what a gummy bear is, but not the GB Page...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
You win Free Nickelback tickets!
Posted by: Canadian Music Marketing Board at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
What was Trump saying then? idk, I mostly looked at the futures, someone else emailed me the zerohedge thing. But what is Trump meaning then?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (Cus5s)
I just hate that sometimes the workload is lacking. Being in the land survey field, weather plays a heavy role in what I have to work on. Been pretty thin.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (x8Wzq)
that won't last. Trump can rightly blame China commies, and WallStreet
"collusion". need more patriots ...
KT says a lot ... https://tinyurl.com/wjq4hxs
Posted by: illiniwek
No fricking bailouts this time...except, perhaps, some rat enterprises..
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (wVrdG)
Approve 44% Disapprove 42%
@MorningConsult
/
@politico
3/3-5
Posted by: Hmmm at March 08, 2020 11:00 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)
SO how come every other country on earth has been able to put them to shame? I mean, Korea!!! (no offense to Koreans, but read up on the Sewol if you want to understand my shock). Italy!!!!,
This is inexcusable.
And don't tell me the problem was in the WH. The WH should not have to micromanage this stuff. The WH should be irrelevant. If it depends on the WH to react and get things done, then this country is fucked beyond repair.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 11:00 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
FBI lovebird.
Strzok's Luvvy Gummy.
Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Canadian Music Marketing Board at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Pass.
Got anything for Triumph? Or 3 Inches of Blood?
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM (xUVVX)
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Small chance of rain Tuesday for us, but next weekend looks like a wet one. Of course we're talking weather forecasts here, so grain of salt and all.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
You win Free Nickelback tickets!
Posted by: Canadian Music Marketing Board at March 08, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)
Climbers first scaled the Totem Pole in the 1950s. I've always been terrified of thin sandstone spires and such. I always figured it would tip over in the wind while I was up there, and I wouldn't like that. Goolag Earth must have turned high definition on when they scanned this area, lots of razor sharp resolution. I can spend hours looking at some of the desert stuff. Anything, old mining camps, top secret .mil airfields, WTF is that, etc. Or follow a dirt road and see where it leads.
Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (6mPBH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (KP5rU)
Hahaha. No no square.
They say rape is a power thing more than a sex thing. A rapist wants his victim screaming and afraid. Y'gotta admit, the victim starts doing the no-no square dance, and ol' rapey might just say, hell to the no's, there's crazy even I won't stick it in.
Not to make light of a dark subject of course.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: wing at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (JFzNN)
Strzok's Luvvy Gummy.
Posted by: Miklos, revising and extending at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)
* * * *
Thanks. I would never have guessed that one. (I really need to get out more...)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient, Illegally Restrained at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (WFcrO)
Small chance of rain Tuesday for us, but next weekend looks like a wet one. Of course we're talking weather forecasts here, so grain of salt and all.
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 11:01 PM (GEo5Y)
It's always just their best guess.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)
The program side of CDC is appalling.
I directed a statewide medical program funded primarily by the CDC. The incompetence of the CDC's grants management division was unreal.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 10:58 PM
That's trademarked, you know!
Posted by: J. Nadler at March 08, 2020 11:04 PM (DMUuz)
I was once chatting with a heterosexual male friend and a homosexual male friend outside the dorm on a nice spring day.
A well-endowed young lady wearing a leotard top and no bra came up to ask directions. Me and the heterosexual friend were rendered briefly incapable of speech. The homosexual friend didn't even notice how the woman was dressed, and just kept on chatting.
As I told my girlfriend later, "They really are different, aren't they?"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)
otherpeoplesvideos.wordpress.com
That kid playing the Bach fugue is pretty amazing
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: Ladyl
Umm, like, it's not, like, our money ya know.
Posted by: CDC at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (miJU3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 10:22 PM (I2/tG)
That's nice. Now Sen. Murphy, who met with that Iranian delegation a short while back, might want to do the same.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (2j4ud)
I remember young Pubius's no-no square getting all excited about such things at a very young age, and having no idea why it was happening.
It's the low level circuits responding to certain stimuli. Pattern recognition, you might say, burned in the ol' brain hardware by millennia of natural selection.
You have to wait 'til puberty to complete the high level wiring of the circuits and it all makes sense.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:06 PM (rCwaK)
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What a queer response to that stimuli.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 08, 2020 11:06 PM (bJxw1)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:02 PM (6mPBH)
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We could be cousins! It's fun to take a road to see where it goes in this part of the world.
You would like Fisher Towers and the back road from Cisco to Moab, Utah. Or go north from Thompson Springs up on the East Tavaputs, which is now reservation land. Or explore Range Creek, just north of Green River, below the West Tavaputs.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (WFcrO)
The liquidity boys get 100s or billions every time the REPO markets call for it.
Already have 2 more rate cuts of .75bps priced in so FED rates are between .5 and .75. Negative rates in the future? Probably it's clown world.
Plunge Protection Team going to start buying moar equities? Been doing that since 2011 at least.
Crash the dollar with no survivors? Maybe, great crisis to go all digital currency.
Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (Y4nDq)
Posted by: publius
Women...make sense?
Posted by: Obviously delayed puberty Miklos at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (q3gwH)
No fricking bailouts this time...except, perhaps, some rat enterprises..
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Cash for Corona
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (aKsyK)
That's nice. Now Sen. Murphy, who met with that Iranian delegation a short while back, might want to do the same.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (2j4ud)
No, infect it all, and as the boss would say, "Let it fucking burn"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:08 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)
SO how come every other country on earth has been able to put them to shame? I mean, Korea!!! (no offense to Koreans, but read up on the Sewol if you want to understand my shock). Italy!!!!,
This is inexcusable.
And don't tell me the problem was in the WH. The WH should not have to micromanage this stuff. The WH should be irrelevant. If it depends on the WH to react and get things done, then this country is fucked beyond repair.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 08, 2020 11:00 PM (LWu6U)
The Koreans have done better, and by "better" we're just talking about the availability of test kits, because they already have so many cases. The test kit problems we've had here in the US are primarily the result of a bureaucrat's impulse to dot all the i's and cross the t's before anything happens.
I have a pretty good working familiarity with Korea. The government there is terribly corrupt, and while I'm not exactly sure how the corruption will manifest itself, I can guarantee you we're not getting the whole story in one way or another.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:08 PM (wGeit)
Not the women themselves. They don't ever make sense. What makes sense is why Mr. Happy gets all stiff and tingly when you see them. Well, some of them.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:08 PM (rCwaK)
Ted, gonna need ya to french kiss Nancy...sorry dude, think of it like throwing yourself on a grenade.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:09 PM (wVrdG)
CDC's like a lot of government agencies - it originally had a very narrow brief to stop epidemics (particularly malaria), and discovered that it could get more power and funding if it kept expanding its mission, even if it meant downgrading its actual function.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 08, 2020 11:09 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: RTW at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (jJlJu)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Cash for Corona
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 11:07 PM (aKsyK)
Howabout a crash program to build up our funeral service sector. What with all the dead bodies piling up everywhere.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Darrell Harris at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (2j4ud)
No, infect it all, and as the boss would say, "Let it fucking burn"
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Democratic Cau...cau..uses Nadlers's hankie...Cough..cus
Posted by: Miklos, smiling at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:11 PM (96kcH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Trenches, diesel, matches.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Trenches, diesel, matches.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wVrdG)
That's a yuuge carbon footprint.
I approve.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Trenches, diesel, matches.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (wVrdG)
That's a yuuge carbon footprint.
I approve.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
Lye works too.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:13 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:05 PM (q3gwH)
Those land formations all look alike to me, which is why I asked. It's just a big flat rock.
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (KP5rU)
Chavez, you are on a roll.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: RTW at March 08, 2020 11:10 PM (jJlJu)
Yeah, that Cream video.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Case at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (JpPLQ)
Bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (axyOa)
ICOUGH ON ALL OF YOU!!!!!!
*long episode of phlegmy coughing on the salad bar*
Cannot wait till this one fizzles out like all the others.
YAAARRGGGGHHH!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
Ted, gonna need ya to french kiss Nancy...sorry dude, think of it like throwing yourself on a grenade.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:09 PM (wVrdG)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)
Would much rather be in Korea than Italy
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:17 PM (HALdu)
Well, in Italy they deliver wine thru the kitchen sink. So +1for them.
Posted by: tbodie at March 08, 2020 11:19 PM (V0CWC)
Bitch.
Posted by: Diogenes
Don't forget Israel, doubles my loathing meter for her.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:19 PM (wVrdG)
https://invidio.us/watch?v=BcZKErea9LY
Posted by: Kindltot at March 08, 2020 11:20 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Hghju at March 08, 2020 11:20 PM (ua1m6)
Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:20 PM (96kcH)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (6mPBH)
There's something to be said for a compassionate business.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: tbodie at March 08
"Stay in the house? No problem."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (wVrdG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
The saudis seem to be trying to do their bit too.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM (Lqy/e)
If you want to see what the Fed is doing, here's a good summary from FRED at the St. Louis Fed. This is very useful tool here, lots of features you can play with
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RSBKCRNS
Anyway, that's total reserve bank credit, which (less some details) is proportional to how much money they're injecting into the system outstanding.
You can see they started slowly winding down their balance sheet in 2018, but started ramping up again around August of 2019.
They still haven't reached the previous peak, and they appear to have flattened off that second ramp up. If this corona panic gets out of hand, they may start ramping again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM (rCwaK)
*this would be the Glenn Beck what used to be funny - not the icky weirdo in today-world
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:12 PM (q3gwH)
PANIC!!!!
Because why be rational? Where's the hysteria in that? BOR-ring.
Some people simply need drama in their lives. Just look at the success of Twitter and Facebook.
Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)
Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (sshap)
Posted by: Emmie at March 08, 2020 11:24 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (xUVVX)
* * * *
Maybe if you were to see them in person, the differences would be more distinct.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)
They still haven't reached the previous peak, and they appear to have flattened off that second ramp up. If this corona panic gets out of hand, they may start ramping again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:23 PM
They have still not adequately explained the huge shot of credit they pumped into the system in late 2019. The liquidity problems they blamed the policy on were not out of the ordinary.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:26 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Airline Industry at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (AXS9h)
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)
Posted by: boynsea at March
does it have a giant rack and a fetish about giving titjobs, and then wearing her bra over the cum?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)
Hunker down, have defilade and clear fields of fire. and lots of provender.
Super easy.
Oh. And claymores.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: ALH at March 08, 2020 11:14 PM (xUVVX)
* * * *
Those are Navajo Love Stones.
just another fucking rock
I'll go away now.........
Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020 11:28 PM (sshap)
Read as "we've decided shortages are awesome."
Posted by: DaveM at March 08, 2020 11:28 PM (WWC3Y)
Posted by: DangerGirl Behind the Commie Wall at March 08, 2020 11:29 PM (GEo5Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (KP5rU)
You take that back!
Posted by: Yeast Infection at March 08, 2020 11:29 PM (q1Pj5)
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)
Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020
****
Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:30 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)
Correct.
Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 08, 2020 11:30 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 08, 2020 11:21 PM (6mPBH)
* * * *
Moab is indeed nuts. There is a cool movie museum just upriver from Moab at the Red Cliffs Inn. John Ford stayed in that area and shot many movies there. I've been to a Needles overlook, but it was on the west side of the river, and many moons ago. So many wonderful places to explore in that corner of the world!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (WFcrO)
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)
Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020
****
Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes
--------
I had a Sears 5 h.p. leaf vacuum. I placed vinyl lettering on the front, 'Monica'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (xSo9G)
Yes, yes they did. Do they still? I haven't kept up with pop culture in a long while. Dire Straits were great.
Posted by: Puddleglum
Muse
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Ltv6g)
Oh. And claymores.
Posted by: Thomas Meagher, dodged the Crown at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (
****
There is no problem in life that cannot be fixed with either duck tape or claymores.
But especially claymores.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (axyOa)
Which means you have to hop in the other line to pay your bribes.
Posted by: t-bird at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (asM0l)
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes at March
Guessing it has something to do with some secret Family Affair fetish?
Did she ever scream "OH MR. FRENCH" during sex?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:31 PM (xSo9G)
Golf ball thru a garden hose...
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (axyOa)
Read as "we've decided shortages are awesome."
Posted by: DaveM at March 08, 2020 11:28 PM (WWC3Y)
That's my take. I've never even heard of an instance where price gouging laws had their intended effect outside the realm of politics.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (Lt
Tee hee!
Posted by: DNC MEDIA COMPLEX at March 08, 2020 11:34 PM (AXS9h)
I have to make an effort not to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (q3gwH)
So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?
I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)
yes, because stocks ALWAYS go up, just keep the faith baby. Government will go to war and even destroy the currency to make sure stocks go up ... and housing values always go up, it is like an anti-gravity machine ... never fight the fed.
In time monetary policy can't keep controlling the masses, or if they could, it would not be a good thang. We are getting Marxism by proxy of monetary infinite "money" policy. Money in quotes because it is not real money, it is federal reserve note ... debt backed by nothing but the blind faith of the public, even as the thieves steal everything. tick tock
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:34 P
Right?
Posted by: Saudis vs Russia trainwreck at March 08, 2020 11:36 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU)
If I understand correctly, qdp's class clown behavior got him banned last Thursday night. Is that right?
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (t5m5e)
Hey asshole. Get your commie government nose out of free enterprise.
You stupid jerk.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: jwmiii at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (ii2y5)
In time monetary policy can't keep controlling the masses, or if they could, it would not be a good thang. We are getting Marxism by proxy of monetary infinite "money" policy. Money in quotes because it is not real money, it is federal reserve note ... debt backed by nothing but the blind faith of the public, even as the thieves steal everything. tick tock
Posted by: illiniwek at March
Who said stocks or housing?
Times of uncertainty and strife create opportunity.
You have to sack up, not light your hair afire and figure out where to put your investments.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:37 PM (HALdu)
The oil markets are going to be fascinating to watch.
Posted by: not so
For me, that's the factor which could have all sorts of unintended consequences.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:38 PM (wVrdG)
But it always work in the faculty lounge
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Case at March 08, 2020 11:16 PM (JpPLQ)
My good man, our TOP.MEN have their priorities straight!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:38 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:34 P
Right?
Posted by: Saudis vs Russia trainwreck at March
I know!
That and everything it effects is a great game before us.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Faculty lounges have bad coffee and worse chablis.
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March
Is that your industry or your where you are invested?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (HALdu)
It'll be close to $100 billion just for us.
Yes, it's coming.
Posted by: Airline Industry at March 08, 2020 11:27 PM (AXS9h)
Of course. Socialism is ok for billionaires, corporations, and foreign countries that is paid for by and at the expense Americans and America's resources.
Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (yHEzN)
I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)
If you pull out now your loss is realized. If you stay in it's just on paper and should recover soon after this hysteria passes.
Look at the 08 crash. People that panicked and got out lost their asses.
I stayed in and recovered nicely.
Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:40 PM (96kcH)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Prof. Dr. Miklos
The new English teacher is nice, too bad she's dating the football team.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: klaftern at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March
He is a good but it was more of a do not do the thing you were just told not to do thing.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (yHEzN)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:42 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:42 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:43 PM (yHEzN)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:43 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: not so
Thinking more of Saudi/Russian thing mentioned above, and throw in the Iranians getting pissed...plus our production. Just seems it could get interesting.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (wVrdG)
Yeah, I remember sitting in church at around age 6 or 7, before the service began, and Inika was standing on a pew looking backwards, red dress and big red bow in her blonde hair, and I remember being pleasantly disturbed at how attractive I found her, how I couldn't take my eyes off her. That's more than 60 years ago.
Posted by: yop at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (nqhkI)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:32 PM (HALdu)
Unlike David's wife.
Damn, I just channeled Ace.
Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (96kcH)
Posted by: Case at March 08, 2020 11:45 PM (JpPLQ)
If you want to see what "backs" the dollar, look here at H.4.1, the Fed's balance sheet:
https://www.federalreserve.gov/
releases/h41/current/
They're still holding at $1.37T of mortgage-backed shit.
What has really ramped up over the past year is the repos.
That's where the brunt of the late 2019 ramp up was. Now, just what they were buying,and whose ass they were saving, I don't know.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:45 PM (rCwaK)
Anyone else getting robocalls for great deals on cruise ships? I already had no interest before the recent "sealed up in a tin can with coronavirus and no escape" demonstrations.
I think that industry is over for a while.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (t5m5e)
You have to sack up, not light your hair afire and figure out where to put your investments." Posted by: not so
OK, then be specific ... buy low sell high sure .. what are you buying or selling now? I think DOW goes lower ... maybe much lower. I said this a few days back when the "buy the dip" people were saying to jump in at higher points. ...
But I was in from 1982 to 1999 and out before the dotcom bust, then only 20% in for a huge run since, that I think is "irrational exuberance", so I'm obviously no guru.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (Cus5s)
"Yeah, I remember sitting in church at around age 6 or 7, before the
service began, and Inika was standing on a pew looking backwards, red
dress and big red bow in her blonde hair, and I remember being
pleasantly disturbed at how attractive I found her, how I couldn't take
my eyes off her. That's more than 60 years ago."
The Force is strong with this one.
Posted by: boynsea at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (sshap)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Warren Buffet at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (AXS9h)
****
Anyone else think this whole thing isn't a completely manufactured bunch of BS?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (axyOa)
That is the signal that the market is about to turn around.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Diogenes at March
What do you mean?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March
He is a good but it was more of a do not do the thing you were just told not to do thing.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (
A week long TO with a cease & desist order.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:48 PM (aA3+G)
cruise ships? I already had no interest before the recent "sealed up in a
tin can with coronavirus and no escape" demonstrations.
I think that industry is over for a while.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
Based on the calls, I win two to three cruises per week. They just need a credit card number to hold my place.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:48 PM (wVrdG)
or 7, before the service began, and Inika was standing on a pew looking
backwards, red dress and big red bow in her blonde hair, and I remember
being pleasantly disturbed at how attractive I found her, how I couldn't
take my eyes off her. That's more than 60 years ago.
Posted by: yop at March 08, 2020 11:44 PM (nqhkI)
Similar to Forest Gump seeing Jenny for the first time, on the school bus?
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:48 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
I'm betting that it was not "our" asses that were being saved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:49 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (t5m5e)
They had me at the "sealed up in a tin can with Legionnaire's Disease and no escape" demos.
Posted by: GWB at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (96kcH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March
He is a good but it was more of a do not do the thing you were just told not to do thing.
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:41 PM (
A week long TO with a cease & desist order.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March
so no forced yoko things?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
I'm betting that it was not "our" asses that were being saved!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
Well, you can bet your ass on that.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (ZCiJZ)
So a lot of the cruise ship calls are identity theft gambits? I hung up too soon to find out.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:47 PM (TdMsT)
You are going to tell
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (BiNEL)
Easy Money has encourage economic activity ... there are some good things about that. Who profits, who controls, how long do people play the game where the globalists print money on paper and average Americans work to get a piece of it .. maybe, but the globalists BUY everyone and everything, including The Republic? tick tock
Posted by: illiniwek at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (Cus5s)
Easy Money has encourage economic activity ... there are some good things about that. Who profits, who controls, how long do people play the game where the globalists print money on paper and average Americans work to get a piece of it .. maybe, but the globalists BUY everyone and everything, including The Republic? tick tock
Posted by: illiniwek at March
so you are in cash and waiting to buy in ?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:53 PM (HALdu)
The Fed will buy cruise ship tickets directly. Wouldn't surprise me a bit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)
Go on....
Posted by: Bill Krystol flipping his bean at March 08, 2020 11:53 PM (N/UU8)
so no forced yoko things?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:50 PM (
A lot of things can happen between tonight & Wednesday
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 11:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:54 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug
I normally won't answer an unknown number, but if bored and drunk, I'll screw with them till they hang up.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (wVrdG)
You are going to tell us me when that happens, right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (BiNEL)
Awwww--I honestly don't pay attention to it any more. I don't look at my stuff when the market's down.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: ok at March 08, 2020 11:55 PM (N/UU8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:52 PM (t5m5e)
You actually pick up the phone? Caller ID for the win. And if I don't now the number and they leave no message, then I win again.
Funniest spoof number I've seen on my caller ID was my own phone number. I was calling myself to scam myself out of cash I don't have.
Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 08, 2020 11:46 PM (rCwaK)
Seriously, someone has to step up and keep the NeverTrump brigade in business!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:57 PM (BiNEL)
So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?
I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)
It depends. The market as a whole will recover, probably before the year is out. If a person can't wait for recovery and must sell in the near future, they will have losses. If they are invested in a company that will not survive the churn and recover, they will have losses.
Posted by: Emmie at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (q1Pj5)
357 Why would the gov be interested in what happens with the cruise industry?
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)
----
Maybe the industry makes generous campaign donations. The definition of a vital industry.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (t5m5e)
I like to tell them, "I just stayed on the line to keep you from scamming someone else for a few minutes." Get hung up on every time.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (xkSJa)
98 - "Agent 99, Jeannie, Samantha the Witch, Maryanne on Gilligan's
Island, Elly Mae Clampett... they all made me feel funny in my no-no
square long before I had any idea what was going on with that."
And Wrangler Jane.....
Posted by: Flatville Bill at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (k3WO2)
Posted by: RickZ at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (Y8PSl)
That happened to me, and I have always regretted not answering the phone to see what I had to say!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (q3gwH)
That's what she (never) said.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March
No, they do say that, more of a scream
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RickZ
------
Yeah, I've had my own number come up. Pretty amusing.
My best caller ID was apparently set up by a disgruntled employee, 'Phone Scam'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Farmer at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (z0cYP)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (Ltv6g)
Maybe she and Janet Garcia can yam on various topics.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Matt Lauer at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: not so at March 08, 2020 11:56 PM (HALdu)
----
Maybe the industry makes generous campaign donations. The definition of a vital industry.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March
Sure but they are not American or are quasi American and most of their employees are from other countries.
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 08, 2020 11:58 PM (Ltv6g)
Doesn't sound like your typical Mexican weather babe?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:01 AM (BiNEL)
Who is invested heavily in the cruise ship industry? Those yuge honking ridiculous ships don't come cheap.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:02 AM (rCwaK)
I'm never wrong.
Posted by: torabora at March 09, 2020 12:02 AM (Y274z)
I'm not very emotional.
But I got a photo of my brother smiling next to my mother smiling as she holds my daughter, and I'll admit that it's very pleasurable to look at.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 09, 2020 12:03 AM (bQe8/)
In Espanol.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:03 AM (Ltv6g)
I have to make an effort not to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (q3gwH)
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I can understand and appreciate your restraint, but I personally would love to hear the lecture! Always been fascinated by geology and even went prospecting for uranium back in the old days with the folks, a pickup truck and a Geiger counter. Love being back in the West.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 09, 2020 12:03 AM (WFcrO)
I have to make an effort not to do that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March
What do spanx have to do with geology?
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)
mother smiling as she holds my daughter, and I'll admit that it's very
pleasurable to look at.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
Best things in our lives are usually right in front of us. Good on you!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (wVrdG)
Yes, the same Plugs that she called Racisty McRacist in the first debate.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (tLWGd)
Yanet Garcia, aka The Ass.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (rCwaK)
I would'a prayed a bigger prayer! -a lamerick webwork
I reach out in mind to creation,
To pray, bring me new ideation.
By reply, rather quickly,
This answer, lim'rickly,
Appeared for your consideration.
Gnight
ZZzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
at March 09, 2020 12:05 AM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:06 AM (Ltv6g)
mother smiling as she holds my daughter, and I'll admit that it's very
pleasurable to look at.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
The building blocks of great civilizations, right there.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu
Campaign donations have no nationality, and politicians can have offshore Accounts, so...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (BiNEL)
A few more days, and I might be able to contribute to the pet thread. Don't hold me to that, though, as everything is up in the air.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (BiNEL)
Never looked at it that way, b uy you're right. A serious missed opportunity.
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My best caller ID was apparently set up by a disgruntled employee, 'Phone Scam'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 08, 2020 11:59 PM (CDGwz)
I love when Called ID lets me know that 'they' know that just maybe I like Hormel products. 'SPAM?'
The one phone call, from 'UN SEC GEN' and a 212 area code (that one I picked up because I was curious), yelling at me in Chinese was a classic. I have no clue what they were yelling, but it was a classic nonetheless.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)
I visited a friend who had a Great Dane and thought I would play tug of war. He had a wrapping on one paw and was on linoleum in the kitchen, while I was braced in a doorway on carpet. I went for a belly ride though the house.
Posted by: Downcast at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (xgpfE)
If I were the Fed, I'd buy Yanet's ass and put it right there on the asset side. That would be more sound than half the shit they've got on there now.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Emmie at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (87gB3)
So - the stock market tomorrow. Are people going to watch years of their lives disappear? Is this drop/instability going to be a short-lived, or lasting phenomenon? Stay in and wait?
I'm kind of tense about it. No answer available except the thing itself, when it happens.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 08, 2020 11:35 PM (t5m5e)
Why are you tense? The only people who should be tense are people who need to sell in the short term. If it makes you tense, close the tab with your broker's site and just sit the whole thing out. There will certainly be some economic disruption from this, but this ain't the black death.
Now, if you went and bought a bunch of options, that's a different story. You have to accept a loss now and then when you're gambling.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (wGeit)
you are still not saying what you are in?
I bought a farm with some "cash", invested some, but held some cash. Looking to buy into my own thang ... bought a nice old tractor and new sprayer .. $10k into performing assets. Have cash ready to be deployed ... LOCALLY ... that is my new MAGA philosophy.
Actually I started it 20 years ago, but got distracted with other ventures ... like care for my elderly. Family and heritage are important. I hope more people sell stocks and buy 140 acres and build a performing asset estate, that they enjoy, and build a (Christian heritage) estate.
Stock Market profits from slaves in China, where they can pollute freely, through the elderly in the river, force doctors to lie about coronavirus ... sure, WallStreet makes trillions off that ... I want the good American patriot to divest ... MAGA.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:10 AM (BiNEL)
I made backcountry reservations for 3 people, just in case I found somebody crazy enough to go. You ready? hah !
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:11 AM (6mPBH)
The one phone call, from 'UN SEC GEN' and a 212 area code (that one I picked up because I was curious), yelling at me in Chinese was a classic. I have no clue what they were yelling, but it was a classic nonetheless.
Posted by: RickZ
You should have replied in made up Chinese sounding stuff. Might have started WWIII.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:11 AM (aKsyK)
I'm thinking about creating ABS. Ass Backed Securities. Based on monetizing Instagram Thot and other asses.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:12 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (Wyxi/)
Sea ice extent for February 2020 tracked below average, ranking as the thirteenth lowest monthly average in the satellite record.
There are 42 years in the satellite record. Not the sort of thing you can write headlines about.
Including 2020, the linear rate of decline for February ice extent is 2.91 percent per decade.
Nearly a three percent loss per decade?
We're all gonna die!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:12 AM (rCwaK)
It's a depreciating asset class.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: raimondo at March 09, 2020 12:13 AM (nUyo8)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (rCwaK)
Four on the floor beats two wheels every time.
Sorry all you motorized bike guys.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:14 AM (Y8PSl)
Shea in eastern Washington's 4th district. Impressed me as a handshake
kind of man. He has legislative experience. I donated to his campaign. I
am not easily impressed by people nor do I give my money away freely.
To any lurkers from the 4th district give the man, Leonard Christian (R)
your consideration. Shea needs to be removed.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..
Thought of changing my voter address to my moms. (Spokane) So my vote would count for something. But the whole jail thing scares me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:15 AM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Brother Cavil, still auditioning new socks at March 09, 2020 12:15 AM (OjnVL)
I liked the dog training video, but it did show how scary strong dogs are.
I visited a friend who had a Great Dane and thought I would play tug of war. He had a wrapping on one paw and was on linoleum in the kitchen, while I was braced in a doorway on carpet. I went for a belly ride though the house.
Posted by: Downcast at March 09, 2020 12:08 AM (xgpfE)
Four on the floor beats two wheels every time.
Sorry all you motorized bike guys.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:15 AM (Y8PSl)
Pet fee where I live is really high--$300 space bucks, so I don't know how that might work out.
But I love our better companions (even the cats) so who knows.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 09, 2020 12:16 AM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:16 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:17 AM (OjnVL)
Thanks MisHum as always for the ONT and music.
I have Rush "Clockwork Angels" on the box. I really dig that one for some reason. Going to pick up the novel based on it tomorrow/today.
I hate this time change. Ugh. I should try to sleep but it's "early" for vampires.
Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 12:18 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: raimondo at March 09, 2020 12:19 AM (nUyo8)
Posted by: Wow at March 09, 2020 12:20 AM (AXS9h)
This is tangentially related to an observation of mine that the Founders, and almost all the early powerful politicians were accomplished men in their own right in various fields and did not rely on their political ability to steal from the public till to sustain themselves and their families.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:20 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:21 AM (Ltv6g)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:22 AM (Ltv6g)
"Countdown is a song by Rush from their 1982 album Signals. Its lyrics are about the first launch of the Space Shuttle Columbia."
Every time I hear this song I get a tear in my eye thinking about the ultimate fate of the Columbia.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
I'm in Washington's 5th district so I can't vote for the man but Shea is a walking cluster fook for the Republicans. He needs to be removed. I plan to lend Mr. Christian my support. Spokane could use more morons.bIt is purple and leaning to the blue shade more so every day.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Wow at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (AXS9h)
I've completed my research on Ms Garcia. Wow.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 12:21 AM (Ltv6g)
Bounce a quarter on it and get back five nickels.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:23 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (6mPBH)
Anyway, Legal Insurrection has one of the most interesting observations I've seen yet. It's on the thread about Biden's decline (Timestamp 11:14) That poster thinks Jussie Smolett was intended to be an actual candidate in 2020. He's "Blackish, gay, from Chicago, not obviously leftist" (their description) and his stunt was supposed to have him catapulted him into power as a new grievance monger. Unfortunately, he got caught lying.
I don't think he would have been a Presidential candidate, but as a VP with Kamala Harris? Possibly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Downcast at March 09, 2020 12:25 AM (xgpfE)
chaturbate is going to $1000!
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:25 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 12:26 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Wow
I believe the valley is 4th district. I'm north near Deer Lake.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:26 AM (Wyxi/)
Anyway, Legal Insurrection has one of the most interesting observations I've seen yet. It's on the thread about Biden's decline (Timestamp 11:14) That poster thinks Jussie Smolett was intended to be an actual candidate in 2020. He's "Blackish, gay, from Chicago, not obviously leftist" (their description) and his stunt was supposed to have him catapulted him into power as a new grievance monger. Unfortunately, he got caught lying.
I don't think he would have been a Presidential candidate, but as a VP with Kamala Harris? Possibly.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March
That is insane
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:26 AM (HALdu)
Alternative headline: February 2020 Arctic ice levels considerably higher than February 2005 Arctic ice levels.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 09, 2020 12:27 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Wow
Mom is, (one block from where I grew up!) But I'm in Nurse, LCD, Diogenes territory. Looking for property while visiting, hope to be back before another year has passed,
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:28 AM (wVrdG)
yes I understand ... BUT ... do you understand the storm? I'll be fine ... and I spent a couple years in the dotcom era, day trading (or "swing trading" ... over days, not hours) .. trying to figure it out, 12 hours a day on chats with some really smart folks (SOESS group, and in daytraders in othernet at mIRC).
So I get it ... but do YOU? Markets are rigged games, government has decided to back the markets, policy set to keep the cocaine hysteria at fever pitch. Sure it DOES promote economic activity, but also just raw trading activity, where profits are extracted by gamblers, gamblers that pay to rig the game.
Debt has leveraged up the markets ... economic activity is good in normal times, perhaps not so much in leveraged times when the funding is thin air, fake. We will see if the globalist fakes keep their profits and control .... this is why I often end with "tick tock".
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:28 AM (Cus5s)
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Really? how much of it is paid for by the government? Do you know?
Ah, yes. Similar to your bleet last week about Medicare being 'Socialized Medical Care'.
Tell, me dude, how much do SS recipients pay each year for health insurance under Medicare? Do you know? Is it 'Free'?
Now, let's discuss co-pays. Are Medicare recipients responsible for co-pays? How much? Do you know?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2020 12:28 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 09, 2020 12:29 AM (nhBb/)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:29 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Grew up in the south end of the valley. Ponderosa area at the base of Tower Mtn.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:29 AM (Wyxi/)
If Cruz comes down with corona virus, he will mostly likely have a mild cough for a few days. Unless he has some serious underlying respiratory problem we don't know about.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 09, 2020 12:30 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 09, 2020 12:20 AM (BiNEL)
Plus, there was that 'tar, feathers, rail' solution, at best, or 'shoot, shovel, forget' solution, at worst, for scoundrels. We were a Nation of doers back then, not just sit back, bitch, moan and complainers.
Now scoundrels get good paying gigs at CNN/MSNBC. See: Chelsea Clinton's $600K salary for six months of 'work' at NBC.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:30 AM (Y8PSl)
I made backcountry reservations for 3 people, just in case I found somebody crazy enough to go. You ready? hah !
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:11 AM (6mPBH)
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Can't say i did know him, but maybe a cousin did. Name sounds familiar. My connections to those areas are all familial.
I would go on that trip in a heartbeat, but have a conflict. We have a herd descending for spring break and we are going to show them as much of this part of the country as we can in a week!
Let me know if you ever get over on I-15 in the southwest corner. Would love to meet up!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 09, 2020 12:30 AM (WFcrO)
https://tinyurl.com/s5avzbn
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at March 09, 2020 12:31 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Wow at March 09, 2020 12:31 AM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Heh, the high rent district. U-Hi, CV? EV for me.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:32 AM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (6mPBH
Time to go mobile.
Posted by: bane at March 09, 2020 12:32 AM (N/UU8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:33 AM (WI7YS)
Kind of an IQ test for the voter-- are you really stupid enuf to buy into THIS?
Posted by: mnw at March 09, 2020 12:33 AM (Cssks)
Home from my shift at the Urgent Care....Encino Cali...
People "Refilling there little Prell bottles from our reception desk "Courtesy" Gallon dispenser....some just leaving after that...Went to Costco for some rib-eye steaks...bailed as soon as I saw the lemmings being aggressive with the water and the TP.....WTF people???
Yeah....dock that cruz ship in Oakland...best ever move
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 09, 2020 12:24 AM (6mPBH
Time to go mobile.
Posted by: bane at
Why so cheap? We ran out of it in the late 90s.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:34 AM (wVrdG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Amish everywhere at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (Tc6m0)
Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (HALdu)
"Blackish, gay, from Chicago, not obviously leftist" (their description)
and his stunt was supposed to have him catapulted him into power as a
new grievance monger. Unfortunately, he got caught lying."
his scam was so poorly planned, could not have been planned by any serious leftist group, imo. It was Jussie and probably only after the fact got the Chicago DA to cover for him, imo. All that is collapsing even now. I thinks the real commies are more devious ... that is why we are in such dire straits.
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (Cus5s)
Good, I'll be able to tow a diesel generator to keep my Tesla topped up.
Posted by: t-bird at March 09, 2020 12:38 AM (jOEDM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:39 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
U-Hi until they decided I was a reprobate then CV until they decided the same and miraculously U-Hi took me back. High school years didn't include a significant amount of resume highlights.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:39 AM (Wyxi/)
I can see leftists putting an actor on the ticket. I'm still not sure whether they might not convince Oprah to do it. After all, everybody know here and she's fabulously wealthy and has a reputation for caring about people.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
She could give every American a car. And a house!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:40 AM (aKsyK)
Trading halted on futures. Everything is red. Tomorrow there will be blood.
Posted by: bane at March 09, 2020 12:41 AM (N/UU8)
Nancy is all safe an scrubble-bubble sanitized if she goes back to Tiburon Island...though she is probably at her "Vineyard" much farther north....which is now ALSO scrubble-bubble hand-job sanitized.
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:41 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March
wasn't that what bb did?
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:41 AM (HALdu)
I felt a disturbance in the Force, like thousands of top-dollar-premium-paying-electronic-vehicle owners suddenly cried out in anguish.
Posted by: Count de Monet at March 09, 2020 12:42 AM (q1Pj5)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w2kp9u8
Little Kitchen of Horrors: Hideously Delicious Recipes That Disgust and Delight
Would you like Maggot Burgers for dinner? How about some Crispy Fried Mice for appetizers and Gooey Alien Limbs for dessert? You'll squeal with happy horror at the disgusting, terrifying (and totally tasty) recipes in this book. Clear step-by-step instructions and helpful photos make it easy to cook up each horrifying dish. With frightful delicacies like Bulging Cake Eyeballs, Juicy Bat Wings, and more, will you dare take a bite?
Or it could be a cookbook of Chinese recipes.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 12:43 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Pickled again at March 09, 2020 12:43 AM (Tc6m0)
We were paying a buck and change in Cali........
Tell the Gov of Getty OIL...
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:44 AM (kFkpX)
Could we have maggots for breakfast
Mummy dear, Mummy dear
They got to have 'em in Texas
Cos everyone's a millionaire
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 12:46 AM (aKsyK)
top-dollar-premium-paying-electronic-vehicle owners suddenly cried out
in anguish.
Posted by: Count de Monet
nah, you and I still get to subsidize that crap.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 12:47 AM (wVrdG)
I can't afford this. I have to beg help to cover rent, never mind everything else. Food is rapidly becoming a luxury.
I should have let it take me Friday.
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:48 AM (OjnVL)
2nd Timothy 1:7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:49 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 09, 2020 12:51 AM (ykYG2)
What did they figure out was going on with you after your visit to the hospital?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
In fairness, he is a retard.
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (nhBb/)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 09, 2020 12:53 AM (ZXnzo)
Yes, it was very stupid. I'm not saying I agree with the theory of his being a possible Pres candidate. Only that it was interesting. I don't have to buy into every interesting theory.
But I do think Kamala Harris was a big pusher of this hoax and would have pushed further had it not fallen apartPosted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 12:55 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Wow
His fellow Republicans censured him. He is persona non grata in Olympia and effectively unable to conduct any legislative action. I've read the piece at Townhall. There's significantly more that isn't in the media. He's an associate of one of my neighbors. There are a small number of them up north here. I dealt with some of them managing a farm co-op up in this area. Extremist doesn't begin to describe them and Shea is very connected to them. You have every right to support Mr. Shea but I would suggest you drill a little deeper. As a legislator he will accomplish nothing. No one in Olympia wants to be in the same room with him.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:55 AM (Wyxi/)
Still above 3.50.....they want your money....most of it to fuel they're power grab......cuz they all be about owning their power and taking it away from you...hence the total MARXIST
power grab this time around....BERNIE?????
Yupp.......more ammo.....another addition to store it...but ..ya gotta do for the REPUBLIC
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 12:55 AM (kFkpX)
2nd Timothy 1:7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Amen. Didn't go to church today because I have a COLD. Read 2nd Timothy in the recliner this morning. Fear is a product of your foundation being built on sand.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 12:58 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 12:59 AM (OjnVL)
What? Is that a stock reference?
Posted by: illiniwek at March 09, 2020 01:00 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March
meh, might be having the westchester typhoidattorney as a house guest.
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:00 AM (HALdu)
Kippers....bitch....kippers
Sardines...and no Limey ever should post such vile-ness even in a song about TEXAS
cuz.....LIMEY's
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:01 AM (kFkpX)
That is a great thought! I'm sorry you have a cold and hope you feel better soon! I'm sure people missed you at church but it was good of you to not go and this avoid passing on germs.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:01 AM (WI7YS)
The COB and Ace,t allow Go Fund me's on this site, but perhaps there's a way you could do it off site and people could contribute.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:03 AM (WI7YS)
https://dlive.tv/NetDonna
Posted by: Slapweasel at March 09, 2020 01:04 AM (Ckg4U)
The COB and Ace,t allow Go Fund me's on this site, but perhaps there's a way you could do it off site and people could contribute
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Definitely.
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:05 AM (GmVcS)
At least he wasn't on a Vespa. That would suck gayballs.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 09, 2020 01:06 AM (XF4b8)
And I will put you on the prayer list for healing and "rough places made smooth" if you will allow me to do that?.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:06 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (OjnVL)
Posted by: jeff carter at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (q/+md)
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 09, 2020 12:52 AM (nhBb/)
Everything is being liquidated.... Monday margin calls.
Posted by: bane at March 09, 2020 01:10 AM (P/Ore)
is not having properly assessed your newly acknowledged foe.
Yet now knowing he means you immediate harm. Instead of waiting for the assault....
You turn fear into aggression and roar into his camp at night and slaughter him...for that you have to have a leader that understands the moment.
Read (Hopefully REAL history) plenty of good examples.
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:14 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Common Tater at March
That is insane
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 12:35 AM (HALdu)
Note, these are crude investors (gamblers) and are betting on a world wide downturn of the economy.
Could be correct, or could be wrong.
I'm betting wrong. The worlds transportation economy runs on oil. It will pick back up pretty quickly because IT WILL HAVE TOO.
There are too many countries now dependent on foreign products to survive.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:15 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: jeff carter at March 09, 2020 01:15 AM (q/+md)
Posted by: jeff carter
With sanctions and crude at less than 30. look for the Iranians to do something stupid.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 09, 2020 01:15 AM (wVrdG)
Well, if you're quarrelling him-most of us do it at some point or another as do the patriarchs and the prophets. If you're quarrelling, it means you still believe. This is an idea in Phillip Yancey's book, "Disapointment with God". And I believe you mentioned that you had a frank conversation-or was it confession ? with a priest you know. When you feel better go see him or call him at some point now. He might be able to get you some church funds since he knows you. I would but my church is impoverished .
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:16 AM (WI7YS)
Friend of a friend named his car "Elizabeth".
Of course. It's an old, white Cherokee. (jeep)
Posted by: boynsea
****
Had a 69 VW automatic. Gutless thing but a great car. Mrs D named it Mr Beasley.
I've no idea why.
The name fit.
Posted by: Diogenes
03 Subaru has recently been given the name Deer Slayer. 3 deer killed and twice totaled by Insurance companies and still running strong as 2nd car. Hope to get another 50k out of it.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:16 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:18 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 09, 2020 01:19 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: not so
Will the oligarchs decide that it is time for Vlade to retire at $19 bb?
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:21 AM (Wyxi/)
is not having properly assessed your newly acknowledged foe.
Yet now knowing he means you immediate harm. Instead of waiting for the assault....
You turn fear into aggression and roar into his camp at night and slaughter him...for that you have to have a leader that understands the moment.
Read (Hopefully REAL history) plenty of good examples.
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:14 AM (kFkpX)
Have to disagree. FEAR is a survival instinct. It tells you are in danger.
Now, what you do THEN, is up to you.
Real Heroes are NOT those who do not know fear, but those who KNOW fear, and do the right thing anyway.
I can show you an evaluation from the Captain of my Destroyer, from Desert Storm, that says I am the calmest person he has ever seen in stressful situations.
Yet, the times he is talking about I was scared shitless. I just knew that NOT being calm, was probably going to get me killed.
Fear, like ANGER, has gotten a bad rap in modern society. BOTH can be used for positive purposes.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:21 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (GmVcS)
Posted by: turambar at March 09, 2020 01:25 AM (Gylu/)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:18 AM (HALdu)
Putin is right smack in the middle or recreating his entire Government.
Literally rewriting the Constitution.
Long term? breaking the bonds with OPEC gives Russia much more economic freedom.
Much like many of us in the US, I think HE believes the Middle East has too much influence, and no longer wants to be embroiled in their insanity.
Post Election, if Trump is elected? I could see Putin approaching the US for more economic cooperation.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 09, 2020 01:26 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Floridachick at March
meh, not as easy as you think it is
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:26 AM (HALdu)
Guessing that is not going to change.
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:28 AM (HALdu)
They so f**ked with the big boys and the big boys played by their rule for a while....but then the Democrats took over late 70's with that F**kin PEANUT FARMER known as Jimmy "rabbit slayer" Carter.....Habitat for Commie Jimmy ...POS CIC if ever was......cept BHO......(he thought he would post up better than him but jury still out...sorry Barry....)
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:29 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at March 09, 2020 01:29 AM (G4cKV)
Well, we've done it before. I am the least saavy person with social media that I know
(except for 90 year olds who don't use the internet
so somebody else would need to do it. In the past there has been so concern about fraud with other posters, but Brother Tim/formerly Brother Cavill has been here a long time so I don't think that's a issue. He's never asked for money Ace and Cobs don't want people to link to fundraising sites on here.
You have a kind spirit, FC.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:31 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 01:31 AM (OjnVL)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead
You missed the Ewok in the gilly suit.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 01:33 AM (Wyxi/)
I think I have read that you wanted suggestions about jobs because you have a varied talent pool. I think you should raise that question again listing what your skills are when some more people are here when you feel up to it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 01:35 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:40 AM (GmVcS)
And remember..when AL (s m d ) Gore was VP during the Clitours regin ....somehow our ELK HILL oil reserves in Cali got sold to a private company...headed by HIS FUCKING FATHER?????
Bitch that shit up......just for fun....bitch that shit up........
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 01:41 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 01:48 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Floridachick at March
Actual identity must be authenticated.
No lingering questions/ doubts.
Posted by: Miklos, calmly Mentoring at March 09, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
No lingering questions/ doubts.
Posted by: Miklos, calmly Mentoring at March
not everybody thinks everything through
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 01:52 AM (HALdu)
How loyal do you think the army will be when they haven't been paid for. 4 months, and they're on starvation rations??
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 01:53 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 09, 2020 01:53 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 09, 2020 01:56 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: not so
Well, Calm Mentor (Tim Boyle according his ComeFeedMe) claimed to have a PMP credential (Project Management) but couldn't get a job.
With a PMP, you can work from home for $25/hour.
Turns out That PMI has never heard of Tim Boyle.
Posted by: Miklos, Epicuraen by choice, Cynic by necessity at March 09, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
Calm Mentor alway struck me as a scammer. His lack of response to my messages were telling.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:01 AM (u82oZ)
No lingering questions/ doubts.
Posted by: Miklos, calmly Mentoring at March 09, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)
...........................
Can you say...'Calm Mentor?'
Posted by: Tentotwo at March 09, 2020 02:02 AM (yhf6w)
my thought is more that the HQ does not have the resources or inclination to worry about who is whom and does not need nonsense of deciding who gets to use the site and who does not get to use the site for their gfm whatever.
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:02 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:03 AM (OjnVL)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:05 AM (OjnVL)
I know a job that is always in demand. But there are some preconditions.
Can you pass a DOT physical?
Do you abuse alcohol and use illegal drugs?
Do you have a clean driving record?
Are you on any databases for sex offenders?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:07 AM (u82oZ)
Now we have WikI and our much VAULTED msm to give us the truth........much vaulted.....DAH
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:08 AM (kFkpX)
Plan B is to join a harvest team, and work from Texas north to Canada. You will save money. Mostly from constant work.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:08 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:10 AM (kFkpX)
Can you pass a DOT physical?
Do you abuse alcohol and use illegal drugs?
Do you have a clean driving record?
Are you on any databases for sex offenders?
What the hell kind of job requires that you answer yes to all those?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:10 AM (xkSJa)
Can you pass a DOT physical?
Do you abuse alcohol and use illegal drugs?
Do you have a clean driving record?
Are you on any databases for sex offenders?
who even asks these questions to somebody at the hq ?
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:11 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:12 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:14 AM (xkSJa)
gotta pay for the upkeep on that G-6 so he can keep flyin to all those "CLIMATE CHANGE SUMMITS."
Yeah dog....
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:14 AM (kFkpX)
There are multiple job openings nationwide. But there is rough with the smooth. As in any job.
I was crushed when I found out I was too old for sperm donation. I was going through a bad spot, and thought -- here is a well-practiced skill. And they pay. Alas.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: not so at March 09, 2020 02:15 AM (HALdu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Given my piss poor physical condition, that's likely not a real option. Not sure about the DoT physical either, though I ought to be just fine on those other criteria.
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:16 AM (PbUF8)
Well, as long as it's yankee dollah. Leave my southern dollahs alone.
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 02:16 AM (tWAkG)
Yes. They are very up to date. I'm told the FBI IT guys keep them in business.
Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan
That is quality control. To know which two questions are No!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:17 AM (u82oZ)
going through a bad spot, and thought -- here is a well-practiced skill.
And they pay. Alas.
On the bright side, you still have your amateur status.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 09, 2020 02:21 AM (xkSJa)
They are pretty open on health. Medication can control a lot. Except for heart attacks leading to poor ejection fractions, and diabetes needing insulin. And probably certifiable mental illness.
But that last requirement would touch a lot of Leftists, so they ignore that. It did explain a very few of my former coworkers.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:21 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Brother Tim
I prefer not to use Email, iPhones, artificial "fire logs", polyester, additives E100-1000, cotton swabs that are not made from organic, free-range hand-boll separated Mississippi cotton, any damn thing from China, ladies' clothing and/or undergarments, paprika from Ukraine, any damn thing from Nike, clothing that has logos on it, my neighbors' unsecured Wi-Fi, a random half-consumed beer, anything damn thing ethically or sustainably sourced, cheap Walmart flipflops, advice from Any Damn Body with a Harvard degree, and anything Miss Ruthie is offering because the was selling that when I was 12.
Among others.
Posted by: Miklos, and you kids, I piss own my own damn lawn, so stay put at March 09, 2020 02:22 AM (QzkSJ)
I turned pro when I got married. The checklist items ... I guess it keeps me on my toes, and not living in an SUV under a bridge.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:23 AM (u82oZ)
maybe hang with hobo's...under the desert trestles in ranges east of the saw toothed mountains on the back side of Cali
AS IF........God, Family, America, Guns, Trump and....good booze
See ya later
don't get a hernia posting
Posted by: Nightwatch no N-95 needed at March 09, 2020 02:29 AM (kFkpX)
DDG DOT physical requirements for the latest. Again, they want to pass you, if safe.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:29 AM (u82oZ)
Best of luck to ya.
Time to go back to sleep. The storm is almost over. Pretty wild coming through.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 02:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mikleuse, pas mort at March 09, 2020 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, and you kids, I piss own my own damn lawn, so stay put
*Fistbump *
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 02:53 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2020 02:57 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Miklos, answering the Call at March 09, 2020 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:58 AM (PbUF8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
That flick is seriously underrated.
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF8)
Posted by: Brother Tim
Don't misinterpret the responses here BT. Highly doubtful that anyone here finds amusement in a fellow grey box participant's misfortune.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:01 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Bored and in a weird mood so I watched Tombstone. Mood improvement flick.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:05 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Baldy at March 09, 2020 03:06 AM (OLCH5)
Posted by: Brother Tim
timbrother1@gee-mail
Posted by: Miklos, not stupid like they say at March 09, 2020 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
I call BS.
Firecrackers won't get the feathers off.
Not like I haven't tried.
Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Plucker at March 09, 2020 03:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF
Man, I'll say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 09, 2020 03:10 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 03:11 AM (PbUF8)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:11 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF
Man, I'll say.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
I am pleasing to agree with this most appropriate assessment. All technical details are in accordance.
Posted by: Miklos at the Bangalore Call Centre at March 09, 2020 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
One hopes.
For the Children.
Posted by: Miklos who will buy a village for $50 if it, in fact, takes one at March 09, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Firecrackers won't get the feathers off.
Not like I haven't tried.
Posted by: Miklos, one Mother of a Plucker
That's what the 12 ga is for. I refrain from that response as I am deep down a gentle soul. Besides that, wild turkey tastes like crap.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:17 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Miklos who vaguely remembers trying that at March 09, 2020 03:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos who vaguely remembers trying that
Strictly homogenized 2% guy these days. My barstool was retired and inducted into the Trent N Dale pub hall of fame in 06.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:22 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
So.
I go there, mention your bar name, and get a discount.
Most excellent.
Posted by: Valu-Rite Conscious consumer Miklos at March 09, 2020 03:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Facebook says the pub is OPEN NOW
If I left now, by the time I got there, they would be OPEN AGAIN
Posted by: Miklos, working longitudinally at March 09, 2020 03:28 AM (QzkSJ)
I go there, mention your bar name, and get a discount.
Most excellent.
Posted by: Valu-Rite Conscious consumer Miklos
Thinking they might charge you extra. Great place for 29 year olds. Bar owner had a strict rule about bosom size for his bartenders.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:31 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 08, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Oh, if only!
Mornin', all
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 09, 2020 03:32 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Well damn.
I was hoping to work off my bar tab.
Posted by: Miklos, Man-boobless at March 09, 2020 03:33 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
------
That flick is seriously underrated.
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 02:59 AM (PbUF
Looked it up on IMDB. A John Carpenter film under the pseudonym 'Martin Quartermass'. Carpenter always does creepy well.
Alice Cooper co-wrote the soundtrack and performed it.
Have to check that one out.
Posted by: RickZ at March 09, 2020 03:35 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Sorry.
Somehow the conversation turned to boobs.
*hurries off to prepare coffee*
Posted by: Miklos, the first (1st) customer is always right at March 09, 2020 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 09, 2020 03:36 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Miklos, Man-boobless
You're creative. Right bartender you might still be in luck.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...v3.1 at March 09, 2020 03:38 AM (Wyxi/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
What we have here, ONT fans, is a classic example of the "Gotta go so I can come back" play.
Posted by: Coach Frank Miklos-Broyles at March 09, 2020 03:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey
Ooooohhh
"Right" bartendress, and my tab could get "lost".
Posted by: Miklos, figuring cheap Canadian Viagra at March 09, 2020 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/sc3cyw6
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tjqct29
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/vbzmuex
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/rvdoznm
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/wj5yx8t
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:03 AM (ZCEU2)
It may not be too late to note the Battle of Moore's Creek, which is the last time the Scots Clans were summoned to rise, in North Carolina in 1776, and the Highland Clans faced the Lowlanders. As always.
Posted by: Miklos, one-quarter (1/4) McCullough at March 09, 2020 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:18 AM (mpXpK)
Happy birthday, ya ol fart!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:20 AM (5XKZH)
While checking out the hurdy-gurdy on youtube, I found this way cool Ukrainian company. They make a lot of cool kits besides this one:
https://tinyurl.com/w84gge4
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:23 AM (5XKZH)
Have a Happy Birthday Vic!
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Miklos, as advised by the ladies in particular at March 09, 2020 04:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 09, 2020 04:32 AM (1QQ99)
https://tinyurl.com/w84gge4
Posted by: Gooshy
Do not buy that, that you yourself would not listen to.
Posted by: Old Ukrainian Proverb at March 09, 2020 04:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos at March 09, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)
"Do not buy that, that you yourself would not listen to."
Heh. Did you look at their product line?
Or is your point that the hurdy-gurdy is the stringed equivalent of bag pipes?
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:37 AM (5XKZH)
I imagine Vic as looking like this-
https://tinyurl.com/qr8rgyl
Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos at March 09, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)
How about this?
https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:41 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qr8rgyl
Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos at March 09, 2020 04:35 AM (QzkSJ)
How about this?
https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4
Vic-
The two are not necessarily in contradiction.
Cool car, but I still want a '65 Mustang ragtop.
Posted by: Old Magyarian Miklos in the Mornin' at March 09, 2020 04:45 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:45 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 09, 2020 04:46 AM (1QQ99)
https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4
I guess I could send you a pic of Youthful Miklos with his Trabi, but I won't.
For Obvious Reasons.
Posted by: You Damn Amerikanskis at March 09, 2020 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy,
Nowadays, with VOiP, the calls are no longer coming from inside the house.
Posted by: Miklos, from inside the Bangalore Junk Call Centre at March 09, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:51 AM (5XKZH)
https://tinyurl.com/wlewsr4
I also notice that Vic spent ALL his money on the car, and therefore had no shoes.
Posted by: Miklos, astute 70s observer at March 09, 2020 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Some Chevy speed shop came up with an expensive kit to get the Camaro fast enough to beat the Demon (new cars).
They call it "The Exorcist".
Still not stock, though, so nobody cares.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 04:54 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 09, 2020 04:55 AM (Ltv6g)
2020/03/caution-graphic-uncomfortable.html
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 04:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Miklos, astute 70s observer at March 09, 2020 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)
I had to take my shoes off and hose them down because we had just come back from the shooting range and they were covered with red mud.
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:59 AM (mpXpK)
Skip, James Woods is a National Treasure.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:01 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:03 AM (ZCEU2)
--
"Boss, should we raise prices on toilet paper so it's still readily available to every and not lucrative for the craigslist re-sellers to buy our product and sell it for four times what we do?"
"Can't. That's illegal."
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 05:06 AM (PRN3w)
Has Finland died of embarrassment yet?
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:08 AM (5XKZH)
Das Boat ish Fekened and thanks for the middle finger Miss Hummus.............................now I can Picture YOU.
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:09 AM (5IHGB)
Why all the FrooFraw aboot Toity Paper? I just buy face masks to wipe my ass.
Swipe left swipe right one finger in DONE.
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:13 AM (5IHGB)
https://tinyurl.com/whoxc9x
As it states seated debates are not unheard of but under the circumstances it looks like favoritism.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/sc3cyw6
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
Different groups of doomsayers, I think. Buyers when the price goes up, and sellers when it goes down. Plus, there's an old adage in economics: "All economic news is bad."
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 05:15 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 05:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 05:19 AM (PRN3w)
--
"Boss, should we raise prices on toilet paper so it's still readily available to every and not lucrative for the craigslist re-sellers to buy our product and sell it for four times what we do?"
"Can't. That's illegal."
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 09, 2020 05:06 AM (PRN3w)
Yep. Price gouging laws never have their intended effect. Let's assume you bought a crate of N95 masks in November. If you can sell them for $30 apiece you're going to keep only the barest minimum for yourself and sell the rest. OTOH, if you bought them for $1 and you can't sell them for more than $1.10, it's not worth the trouble to list them, and in any case the profit is small enough that it makes more sense to save the whole crate on the off chance you need more for yourself than you anticipated.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 05:20 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Vic
Survey says....YES!!!
Posted by: Richard Miklos , waaizname, some guy from Hogan's Heroes at March 09, 2020 05:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:27 AM (5IHGB)
https://tinyurl.com/t22tu2w
They have quite the task at hand then.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)
How obsessed is Kentucky with basketball?
Local news just showed a Sweet Sixteen bracket.
For high school.
Double A.
Girls.
I should hibernate until Indy.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:31 AM (5XKZH)
Supposed to be 70ish here so should be a great day.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)
Can't even buy hand soap because these knuckleheads are picking the shelves clean.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 09, 2020 05:32 AM (FVrDO)
Can't even buy hand soap because these knuckleheads are picking the shelves clean.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
People thinking about getting a newspaper delivered again, so they have something to wipe with
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 05:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 09, 2020 05:36 AM (gd9RK)
People thinking about getting a newspaper delivered again, so they have something to wipe with
----------------
Brilliant!!!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:37 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 05:38 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2020 05:41 AM (XhWtx)
https://tinyurl.com/t22tu2w
They have quite the task at hand then.
Posted by: Skip at March 09, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)
I don't see how they can refuse to debate Trump, and I don't see how Biden can actually debate without exposing his mental frailty.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 09, 2020 05:46 AM (wGeit)
The New York Times is already full of ASSWIPES...........
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 05:46 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 05:49 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 05:51 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at March 09, 2020 05:52 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 09, 2020 05:53 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: rammajamma
MAxine would be yelling "Imperch Slow Joe" at the rallies.
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 05:55 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Eromero at March 09, 2020 05:57 AM (XhWtx)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 09, 2020 05:57 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 09, 2020 05:58 AM (xceTB)
It's a job he is thinking of for Brother Tim-formerly Brother Cavil who is currently in the hospital but needs a steady job.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:02 AM (WI7YS)
I miss Maxine's hair.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 06:06 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 06:07 AM (vd8XM)
and is from the twitter feed I think of someone named Matt Orfalea:
https://tinyurl.com/sg8gqp7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:11 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at March 09, 2020 06:15 AM (5XKZH)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I have a steady job, benefits and all, I'm looking for a better paying one...
Posted by: Brother Tim at March 09, 2020 06:31 AM (PbUF8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:33 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:35 AM (WI7YS)
Shoulda known...it's Cali.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 09, 2020 06:37 AM (saIjW)
and can be funny but caustic has a picture of the very botoxed smiling Clinton and his comment is: "She's always got the over smile every alcoholic gets on the third drink."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 09, 2020 06:40 AM (WI7YS)
going to work in the dark again
effing DST
History shows again and again how nature points up the folly of man
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 09, 2020 06:40 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 06:46 AM (XEC2p)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 06:49 AM (arJlL)
Jack Kirkpatrick- "Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into.
I say, Let 'em stay on the virus infected cruise ship."
(yes, from the movie Airplane!)
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 06:51 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 06:52 AM (XEC2p)
And yet my crazed lefty sister spent the weekend texting her utter panic to me about this disease, because we are all going to die (probably on Super Thursday) and Fox News is lying all about it to our parents.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 06:52 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 06:54 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 06:59 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 06:59 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Markets In Dire Straits at March 09, 2020 07:00 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 07:01 AM (NVYyb)
So according to a post on Instapundit masturbation and drinking hard liquor boosts immunity to the Corona 19 virus.
Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 06:52 AM (XEC2p)
Just another day on the campaign trail.
Posted by: Sundown Joe Biden at March 09, 2020 07:04 AM (NVYyb)
I misunderstood too. That job will not excite you if you have a current job.
But one of my friends ran for County Commissioner. He won, and is doing alright now. It pays well. And all you need is more friends than the other guy.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 07:07 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 09, 2020 07:08 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 07:08 AM (nBV40)
The markets are realizing that this is not a short term problem.
When the virus burns out a major restructuring is going to happen.
It will be interesting to see which stocks come back the fastest.
Posted by: Big V at March 09, 2020 07:08 AM (XEC2p)
Posted by: Vic
Get on the Federal Do Not Call List. and report them.
They're pretty good.
Something changed after Jan 1st.
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:10 AM (arJlL)
Brother Tim needs a different job, not the one I posted on.
I wish my business was doing a little better. I'd hire him. Gotta build the lab building first.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u7pQw)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:12 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)
Is it on the right?
Posted by: Hans O'Lo at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (u7pQw)
Posted by: jsg at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (WOiz0)
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (tWAkG)
Wankers whiskey is the cure ...bring Mrs Covid on then.
Tip O' The Mornin JJ'S THREAD WILL BE WELL AFTER 8:30 TODAY. He forgot to move the sand in his timepiece forward.
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:14 AM (5IHGB)
Is it on the right?
Posted by: Hans O'Lo
Hovering over the bathroom.
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:18 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:21 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:22 AM (tWAkG)
Coronavirus hysteria.
Full moon.
Ends on Friday the 13th.
Maybe I should go back to bed.
Posted by: jsg at March 09, 2020 07:23 AM (WOiz0)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
How will he be able to afford Facebook ads to schwing the election to his minion Trump!?
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:25 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Bruce at March 09, 2020 07:27 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:28 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:28 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: saf at March 09, 2020 07:29 AM (5IHGB)
https://tinyurl.com/vgytqk3
Posted by: Vic at March 09, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
Trump continues to learn and succeed as a DC politician.
Remember before when the Demos and #Nevers stuffed terrible budgets down his throat, as a requirement to fund the military that he wanted.
Now, he isn't letting the sleazy opposition trap him and able to stand fast on an important issue.
I can't wait for PDT's second term. Especially if the Repubs can beat the vote harvesters and retake the House.
The man learns quick.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 07:30 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 09, 2020 07:31 AM (0Ef//)
Posted by: JT at March 09, 2020 07:32 AM (arJlL)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:11 AM (u82oZ)
For regular AoS morning readers, this daily post from NaCly Dog is like saying the Pledge of Allegiance. Kind of a reminder what is important and why we are here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 07:32 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ripley at March 09, 2020 07:32 AM (MxEKc)
In slightly different circumstances, this would have been reported as a mass shooting.
https://cbsloc.al/38CvPGi
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 07:33 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 09, 2020 07:35 AM (muI26)
Posted by: Case at March 09, 2020 07:36 AM (tWAkG)
===============
If it had occurred near a Planned Parenthood facility, yes.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 09, 2020 07:37 AM (NVYyb)
You are too kind. I stand in the shadows of irongrampa.
Let's start the week off: USA! USA! USA!
Have a great day, everyone.
Chores start after I welcome VIA.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 09, 2020 07:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 09, 2020 07:48 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Floridachick at March 09, 2020 01:24 AM (GmVcS)
Calm Mentor had a GoFundMe for a while.
Putting the link in the nic is an idea that could work, possibly.
A few bucks from a lot of folks goes a long way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 09, 2020 07:56 AM (sy5kK)
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