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The Morning Rant
If I were a Democrat right now, I would be asking myself, 'how did we get to the point where our only choices are an unreconstructed Marxist and a drooling buffoon?' Well, I think it's kind of like how they pick juries. The jury selection process is not so much a question of the prosecution and the defense trying to agree on who would be the best jurors, but rather, they start out with a large jury pool and they start tossing out the ones they don't like, for whatever reason. And whoever is left, that's who gets to be on the jury. Yes, our election process works the same way. Kind of frightening, isn't it? So let's take a look at the discarded jury pool rejects: Amy Klobuchar -- I don't think anyone could figure out why she was in the race to begin with. Beto O'Rourke -- Classic case of peaking too soon. The novelty of his fake Hispanic schtick wore thin before the election season ever really got started. The fact that he blew through a crap ton of money on a fruitless race against Ted Cruz probably didn't help, either. Andrew Yang -- Even though I didn't agree with pretty much anything he said, of all the Democrat candidates, Yang struck me as a guy I wouldn't mind sitting down and having a beer with. In other words, he seemed like a normal guy. That's a big handicap in today's Democrat Party. Pete Buttigieg -- The dirty little secret here is that flaunting his gayness cost him bigly. Yes, I know the Democrats pride themselves on their tolerance and diversity, and only evil Rethuglicans would refuse to vote for a guy only because he's light in the loafers, but the Democrats don't like to admit that homosexuality is the bridge too far for many black and Hispanic voters. The number of votes from minorities Pete received was near zero. Plus, the other thing he liked to flaunt was his Christianity, which anyone could've told him is political suicide in a party where godless, Christ-hating progressives constitute a major voting bloc. Mike Bloomberg -- I don't think anybody could figure out what to do with mini-Mike. When he was mayor of NYC, he was a Republican who wasn't really a Republican, but now, he's a Democrat who isn't really a Democrat. Also, Trump labeling him 'mini-Mike' hurt him a lot more than you might think. It's one of those nicknames that sticks no matter what, and I believe that even many Democrats got a chuckle out of it in the voting booth as they pulled the lever for someone else. Elizabeth Warren -- Another 'why is she even here?' candidate. She was sort of Bernie lite, but with Bernie in the race, why would any self-respecting progressive vote for a watered down commie when they could vote for an actual, crazy-ass commie? Plus, I think a lot of men looked at her and thought, 'Do I really want the country to be run by a bossy librarian?' Nancy Pelosi said that there was an 'element of misogyny' in Warren's loss, but she knows that it's mainly Democrats that vote in Democratic primaries, right? ...and so this is why, after all of the weeding-out process is completed, the last men left standing are an unreconstructed Marxist and a drooling buffoon.
Technically Tulsi should be in the next debate, but I'm sure they will find way to cut her out, so it looks like this: pic.twitter.com/qYHJjYkT4u
— Christopher R Taylor (@KestrelArts) March 5, 2020
A quick recap of the Elizabeth Warren Campaign.pic.twitter.com/w36ZV3VF7z
— Carpe Donktum🔹 (@CarpeDonktum) March 5, 2020
"Math Is HARD":
Meanwhile, In Australia:
ODDLY SATISFYING: Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia – with their bare hands. pic.twitter.com/rjzR2lrmEW
— CBS News (@CBSNews) February 27, 2020
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Monday's celebs: Jamie Spilchuk and Alexandra Breckenridge appeared in the rom-com Christmas Around the Corner 2018.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:09 AM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:09 AM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:09 AM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: henry at March 06, 2020 11:09 AM (JMDly)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:09 AM (4R6Rp)
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 06, 2020 11:09 AM (88+cf)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:11 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:11 AM (4R6Rp)
Montgomery Cliff and....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:12 AM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2020 11:12 AM (byrTS)
Posted by: redridinghood at March 06, 2020 11:12 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Rod Serling at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (Ejm1K)
Montgomery Cliff and....
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:12 AM (Un9AW)
Partial credit.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (BCeBu)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (byrTS)
I know the dude is Montgomery Clift, but I don't know the girl.
Or was she in Sweet Smell of Success?
Still, I wish I had a girl like that to do naughty things to.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Every woman is still eighteen years old within.
at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (NCRpA)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 11:14 AM (NCRpA)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (byrTS)
Start with the feet and don't stop when you get to the head?
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 11:14 AM (SUJyY)
Bastard!
https://tinyurl.com/sggskhy
Brian Williams and an NYT Editor do the math for you!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 11:14 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 06, 2020 11:14 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Chris W at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (HPcI7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020
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TJM, you're thinking of Horst Buchholz.
Posted by: Rod Serling at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (adC0H)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 11:14 AM (NCRpA)
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Cannibal Bob is socking garrett!
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (4R6Rp)
Montgomery Clift and Joanna Dru in Red River
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (Un9AW)
I've also been saying for a long time that the D's had absolutely no one beyond Obama and Clinton (back when R's were routinely made fun of for their "thin bench").
So I'm not saying there IS anyone amazing lined up for 2024 on the D side, just that if there is, they would have also been intelligent enough to avoid the coming fiasco.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (Sq18x)
now I understand the fascination.
Happy Friday Horde! pray for our President!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: The Snake at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roy at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (4thlk)
Posted by: Rod Serling at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)
Montgomery Clift and Joanna Dru in Red River
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (Un9AW)
There you go! Did you have to look it up?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (BCeBu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (4R6Rp)
I've also been saying for a long time that the D's had absolutely no one beyond Obama and Clinton (back when R's were routinely made fun of for their "thin bench").
So I'm not saying there IS anyone amazing lined up for 2024 on the D side, just that if there is, they would have also been intelligent enough to avoid the coming fiasco.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (Sq18x)
I think Dems thought Trump would be taken out by something, anything. Everybody hates him haven't you heard?
They had a big crowd jump in. Here is what ought to be scary for them - a lot of them WERE their heavy hitters.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020
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TJM, you're thinking of Horst Buchholz.
Posted by: Rod Serling at March 06, 2020 11:15 AM (Ejm1K)
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I am, and I was wrong.
He looked a good bit like Horst in some of those pics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (NCRpA)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (KP5rU)
(Chariots of Firewater video is snortworthy.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (Sq18x)
BUT as soon as he took his act national, he decided he had to go all the way Far Left (probably pissed that Buttiejudge was in his way) So he started going for Gun Confiscation, and taking tax exemptions away from Churches, and Absolutely Open Borders - and not only did he find the left wing lane already taken by Burnie and Warren, he also totally destroyed his chances to ever run for any state wide office in Texas again! (Especially his Gun Confiscation positions!!!)
If he would have had the courage of his original positions, he could have been the man the Dems are looking for today.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Surfperch at March 06, 2020 11:13 AM (byrTS)
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Well, it looked really tasty at the time...
Posted by: Eric Idle at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (PD1/H)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: garrett at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (NCRpA)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (BCeBu)
No, Photo 6 of her was the only one that looked familiar and then I thought of the only movie I can remember them being and bada bing bada boom
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (Un9AW)
No wonder why the Democrats say we can afford to make everything "free," in their world $1 is worth $641,000.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 11:19 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (VNfwt)
watch the video anyway.. it defies belief that people can be that stupid!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (VNfwt)
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The governor of New Mexico is a hispanic woman.
Could be her.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:20 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Beefy Meatball at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (S2+8Y)
Because there was a person lying on it.
You'll notice they didn't pull her out.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (l6b3d)
I mean it's probably against the law but he's running as a Democrat so it doesn't matter
Posted by: 18-1 at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (3cfl2)
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:17 AM (ONvIw)
Yes! Late, but yes. (see #31)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (BCeBu)
5h
UNCONFIRMED REPORT
Members of #Iran's IRGC Quds Force in Syria are infected with #COVID19, forcing Syrian & Russian personnel to evacuate joint bases.
(Feedback from people with more info is appreciated.)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (BqBId)
That photo of Monty Clift could easily pass for Tom Cruise
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (Un9AW)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (Sq18x)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (ptqGC)
That, my friends, is how you win re-election.
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (a/dOO)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2020 11:18 AM (dfRN6)
Scroll back up to #31 and get ready to slap your forehead.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (BCeBu)
It will keep all the male eyes, at least, off of him!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (so+oy)
Concerns about Biden's mental capacity are overblown because he will surround himself with qualified people that will do the actual Presidentin'.
This will happen. Soon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (TYO9g)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020
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He does. For all I know his studio encouraged that resemblance, the way studios encouraged actors who looked and acted like James Dean from 1954 onward.
The story is that Buchholz was so exhausting to work with in that flick -- trying to upstage other actors, etc. -- that star James Cagney, who was retirement age by 1961 anyway, decided to quit making movies. Cagney was a tough sort of fellow, not the cocky street kid he often played but no shrinking violet either (he must have been pretty strong to remain a star for 30 years) -- but Buchholz wore him out? Or maybe life did.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 11:23 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: David at March 06, 2020 11:23 AM (8h6lI)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 06, 2020 11:23 AM (BeYX8)
Why the hell did I say Sweet Smell of Success when that's a Burt Lancaster movie?
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)
Why the hell did I say Sweet Smell of Success when that's a Burt Lancaster movie?
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:23 AM (Ki5SV)
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Because Tony Curtis does things to you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!!!
Posted by: David at March 06, 2020 11:23 AM (8h6lI)
That's who I thought it was at first, too
Posted by: josephistan at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Uu+Jp)
JOOOOOOO SPY PIGEONS!!!!
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (muI26)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (G546f)
5h
UNCONFIRMED REPORT
Members of #Iran's IRGC Quds Force in Syria are infected with #COVID19, forcing Syrian & Russian personnel to evacuate joint bases.
(Feedback from people with more info is appreciated.)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 11:21 AM (BqBId)
Wouldn't surprise me. The Iranians have nothing resembling a public health system and a lot of them don't even accept the germ theory of disease.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (wZO8j)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (gmo/4)
Fake News today: "Experts" now say it's a 50/50 chance for recession in 2020.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (pw+jk)
So there's an up side to this virus
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: DB- just DB. at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (iTXRQ)
why would a snake eat a beach towel?
Posted by: phoenixgirl
And why would anyone bother to pull it back out?
Towels aren't that expensive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
Concerns about Biden's mental capacity are overblown because he will surround himself with qualified people that will do the actual Presidentin'.
This will happen. Soon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)
Since that's the actual plan, the only question is whether they feel like admitting it publicly or not. Dem Establishment wants a caretaker presidency which would be run by the Deep State.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
and 500
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (wZO8j)
She was marking territory and trying to build street cred for her future politiciking - maybe run for the Senate or as Governor of HI.
She also is likely to be the center of a new version of the DLC - a group of younger Democrats who look like normal people to Americans. She's as Left as they come - but she doesn't look like these geezers with lifetime seats in 70%+ Dem constituencies.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (ZfRYq)
Concerns about Biden's mental capacity are overblown because he will surround himself with qualified people that will do the actual Presidentin'.
This will happen. Soon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)
Since that's the actual plan, the only question is whether they feel like admitting it publicly or not. Dem Establishment wants a caretaker presidency which would be run by the Deep State.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J)
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It'll be interesting to see a major campaign run on that message.
Let's wait and see how the American people take it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (q80AH)
PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!!!
Posted by: David at March 06, 2020
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A bit. And he looks like one of those character actors who appeared endlessly in the Quinn Martin crime shows in the '70s and '80s, usually as the criminal or one of his minions.
"Tonight on Barnaby Jones: Starring Inga Swenson and Joe Biden!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (Ejm1K)
Terrible....
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (6XlcD)
That looks like she crashed somebody's wedding to pad her attendance figures.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (NpvYf)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (VNfwt)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (4thlk)
Heh. Pretty sure one of the top leaders of the IRGC recently died from COVID-19.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (bDqIh)
So there's an up side to this virus
Posted by: It's me donna
well, if they would quit LICKING religious shrines......
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (pw+jk)
why would a snake eat a beach towel?
Posted by: phoenixgirl
And why would anyone bother to pull it back out?
Towels aren't that expensive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
There was something tasty in the towel.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (wZO8j)
This will happen. Soon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)
I have actually seen this.
They are like I trust a senile old Joe surrounded by experts than ORANGEMANBAD!!!!
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (ZfRYq)
Heh. Pretty sure one of the top leaders of the IRGC recently died from COVID-19.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (bDqIh)
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Iran is not having a good few years.
They could probably use another bunch of unmarked American dollars.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (wZO8j)
Sad huh, keep Joanne but give us John Wayne in She Wore a Yellow Ribbon. But, in truth, I have never seen a pic of John Wayne that didn't look like John Wayne
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Archer
Schlemmer!!!
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at March 06, 2020 11:27 AM (VNfwt)
Put your pants on Spartacus!
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (gmo/4)
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Now that is a winning argument.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)
He looks like that actor dude who's name escapes me.....Played Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein and was on that annoying as fuck Ray Romano TV show.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: It's me donna
well, if they would quit LICKING religious shrines......
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (d7Ww2)
Shhhhhh!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (q80AH)
Well, nobody's perfect.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (Ki5SV)
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020
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They were contemporaries, and Audrey was all the rage by the mid- to late Fifties, so it's not surprising that a photog might play up the resemblance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 06, 2020 11:25 AM (G54
IRL, I have been told on more than one occasion "you remind me of one of those told old Muppet guys shouting insults from the balcony."
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (BCeBu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (ZfRYq)
It will quite literally be Obama/Jarrett's third term
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (0O7c5)
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Now that is a winning argument.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (+y/Ru)
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I want him to say that in a debate.
"It doesn't matter if I'm drooling over myself. I'm going to have unelected bureaucrats doing whatever they want in my place."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (q80AH)
Some people still don't understand why Trump has been successful. Maybe it's because so many have only looked backward on Trump, having been pleasantly (or otherwise) surprised by his outcomes.
Honestly, if you're remotely worried about the election, forget it, relax and go on with your year. As long as Trump is around, he's got five more years to go.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (Sq18x)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (9gDA7)
Peter Boyle?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (BCeBu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (q80AH)
Well, nobody's perfect.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (Ki5SV)
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*Jack Lemmon tears off wig*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (q80AH)
/fist bump
Yo tambien.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (QrTqV)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (0O7c5)
Good grief.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (l6b3d)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf?
You're just mad about that whole Garden of Eden thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (+y/Ru)
Montgomery Clift's last movie was called The Defector from 1966. It was set in East Germany. He looked like a complete wreck in it. I remember a scene where he was lighting a cigarette and you could see his hands were shaking. He died not long after filming finished.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (Un9AW)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (H8QX
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No. That idea of combining the two was abandoned.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Exactly.
Posted by: Guzalot at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (prSvo)
I don't know about a recession but I had a link this morning warning of, gadzooks, stagflationary pressure.
That said, I totally agree that even an economy, sabotaged or naturally cratering, will not stop Trump in November.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (zBaqJ)
well, if they would quit LICKING religious shrines......
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 06, 2020 11:28 AM (d7Ww2)[
Stupid is as stupid does, sir.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (ptqGC)
I don't know why I didn't pick up on that before.
I think the only type Harvey Weinstein had was "breathing."
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (xmKbk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)
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Huh. What led to this particular game of chicken ending before someone hit by a train?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (I2dne)
The Fake Indian really went full fake indian back then with that haircut, eh? She looks like an extra from a 50's Western.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (P1T9n)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (Boy/L)
First, Trump is already out there knocking Biden's mental capacity, on twitter, at last night's townhall, etc. No way the press can stop that.
Second, saw a Bernie guy on Tucker last night very seriously discussing this, saying that the party is trying to suppress this, but that it's obvious to everyone his cognitive abilities are in decline. If they can't shut down discussion within their own party, good luck hiding it from the rest of us.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (bDqIh)
It wouldn't be a caretaker Presidency.
You would have Biden as a puppet and the VP and her team running the show.
The VP is going to be closely affiliated with Obama's crew.
I can only imagine that we will be seeing Jarret, Rice, Powers, et al back in the palace if Biden wins.
***SHUDDER***
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (FVrDO)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (0v57o)
She looks elegant and classy, so, well before my time.
So you're saying she wouldn't be on the Supreme Court steps screaming how proud she is about her abortion and relaying to us all her bodily functions?
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Big V at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (XEC2p)
He looks like that actor dude who's name escapes me.....Played Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein and was on that annoying as fuck Ray Romano TV show.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (9gDA7)
Peter Boyle.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (JKNZq)
NTTAWWT.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020
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They were contemporaries, and Audrey was all the rage by the mid- to late Fifties, so it's not surprising that a photog might play up the resemblance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (Ejm1K)
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Don't put a big wrack on Audrey - she'd fall over and faceplant!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)
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Huh. What led to this particular game of chicken ending before someone hit by a train?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (I2dne)
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Probably because everyone knows that Trump is serious about reform of FISA and he would have vetoed the funding bill with a clean re-authorization attached. That's my guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (q80AH)
Monty Clift and broad I'd like to shag.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:29 AM (zBaqJ)
Be careful, he's using her to troll for guys.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (wZO8j)
He looks like that actor dude who's name escapes me.....Played Frankenstein in Young Frankenstein and was on that annoying as fuck Ray Romano TV show.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020
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As somebody said above, Peter Boyle. I hated the Romano show too, but Boyle's character was given some of the best lines. When told by his wife that she was a "trophy wife," Boyle's character goes, "What contest in hell did I win?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (q80AH)
Thanks.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (H8QX8)
Oh. OK. My codes are "PURPLE BUBBLE CHCIKEN" Now leave me. I have to fit your energy duo.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)
So they've got that going for them. Honestly, those are my favorite Muppets.
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (zol7W)
Concerns about Biden's mental capacity are overblown because he will surround himself with qualified people that will do the actual Presidentin'.
This will happen. Soon.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 06, 2020 11:22 AM (Boy/L)
Since that's the actual plan, the only question is whether they feel like admitting it publicly or not. Dem Establishment wants a caretaker presidency which would be run by the Deep State.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (Kpl3J) "
Whose priorities will be cementing their rule firmly in place, and revenge on the deplorables for inconveniencing them.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:30 AM (BCeBu)
Yeah. That guy.
Tell me that pic of Biden doesn't look like him......don't ya think?
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (6XlcD)
Never it would embarrass her kids.
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (m45I2)
PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ!!!
Posted by: David
.....
Da, Komrade David!
https://tinyurl.com/wrn486q
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Maybe, but I don't think the establishment thinks Joe can win.
I think at this point, they are trying to preserve some capital by not having an actual Socialist heading the ticket.
If/when Biden gets creamed in this election, it doesn't wipe out anyone else's career/future because he is EOL.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (ZfRYq)
I don't know why I didn't pick up on that before.
I think the only type Harvey Weinstein had was "breathing."
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (xmKbk)
Guess again
Posted by: The Ficus at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at March 06, 2020
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Give him time.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: eleven at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: The Clash at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Maybe, but I don't think the establishment thinks Joe can win.
I think at this point, they are trying to preserve some capital by not having an actual Socialist heading the ticket.
If/when Biden gets creamed in this election, it doesn't wipe out anyone else's career/future because he is EOL.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (ZfRYq)
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I imagine that if and when Biden gets the nomination, the Establishment will start purging the party apparatus of the radicals they let in after 2016. The DNC is going to become 100% Establishment again.
That's their focus, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (QgtlX)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (q80AH)
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They don't usually hesitate to bait the veto and then unleash the rhetoric and mania. They must be afraid that "Trump doesn't care about a global pandemic and so vetoed the pork-barrel bill" play wouldn't work. That fear gives me a glimmer of hope.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: runner at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (4aVpH)
If/when Biden gets creamed in this election, it doesn't wipe out anyone else's career/future because he is EOL.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (ZfRYq)
Says a lot that they prefer the poster boy for kickbacks and corruption over a socialist. Maybe they want to keep the kickbacks flowing.
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (a4qVe)
And what is up with her living with Barry and Mooch? Does she just move from home to home with them?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:24 AM (Kpl3J)
And the difference between a US billion (10^9) and a metric Billion (10^12).
Posted by: Fox2! at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (qyH+l)
Montgomery Clift and Joanna Dru in Red River
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:16 AM (Un9AW)
Montgomery Clift and John Ireland wouldn't have made it out of Red River if Wayne and Brennan had their way.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (wZO8j)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (rpxSz)
But that would make Tulsi Ann Margaret.
Hmm...
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (P1T9n)
Oh yes, she wanted her fake Indian look to be as authentic as possible.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (BCeBu)
First movie Clift ever did, IIRC was "The Search" where he played a GI in postwar Europe who befriends an orphan whose mother everyone thinks got killed is combing the continent for the kid.
Tearjerker extraordinaire. Still makes me weep.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (zBaqJ)
That said, I totally agree that even an economy, sabotaged or naturally cratering, will not stop Trump in November.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:31 AM (zBaqJ)
Yeah, saw that. You may have seen my comment; not a chance of stagflation with oil prices cratering like they are. Best odds are for an American economy much like that of the 60's, which was fantastic until LBJ wrecked things by putting 500,000 men in Vietnam, PLUS Great Society at the same time.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (Kpl3J)
I think you're right. Joe will lose but he won't take the party down with him. They hope.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (CqE5x)
Die by the sword OR get lost in the jungle juice.
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (a4qVe)
And what is up with her living with Barry and Mooch? Does she just move from home to home with them?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
A throuple?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (BCeBu)
I think it was him (he?) who was in a black and white noir detective film with Lucille Ball as the love interest. *She* managed to pull off "hard boiled" way better than the male lead.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (uquGJ)
I think at this point, they are trying to preserve some capital by not having an actual Socialist heading the ticket.
If/when Biden gets creamed in this election, it doesn't wipe out anyone else's career/future because he is EOL.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (ZfRYq)
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I doubt very much that they are sacrificing the presidential race this year. I do think that they think that a communist at the top of the ticket is guaranteed loser, whereas a porridge-brained old coot is merely a likely loser. And I suspect Biden, even if he loses, will be far less disastrous down-ticket than Sanders would be.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (I2dne)
I think that's what makes a "girl next door" type so appealing. They seem warm and human and ready to heat up.
Oddly enough a certain kind of bitchiness can also be attractive but it's a strange, fine line.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (Sq18x)
One wonders why the CDC needs extra money to research on a virus. What were they doing before?
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (C78No)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:36 AM (ptqGC)
A throuple?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (BCeBu)
And there went any thought of lunch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (ptqGC)
One wonders why the CDC needs extra money to research on a virus. What were they doing before?
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (C78No)
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Having large symposiums about why fat kids are fat?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (r+sAi)
For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (QgtlX)
"And then I heard someone on the loudspeaker say 'do not drop the brown paste.' "
- - Joe "Wella Balsam Snort" Biden at Malarkey-stock '68
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (C78No)
Probably spent it all on gun violence studies and evaluating puberty blockers.
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: t-bird at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (C78No)
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If it's like other big organizations, especially big government organizations, I suspect that before they were doing a lot of various far-flung things, and doing none of them particularly well.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (BCeBu)
*projectile vomit*
Thanks.......
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (QgtlX)
He needs a hard reboot.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (Uu+Jp)
Tearjerker extraordinaire. Still makes me weep.
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I saw that the other day and it was good.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Wednesday Addams at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: donny f at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (MpcNW)
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Well they aren't exactly. It's just they know Trump is going to cream them. Much better to lose with Joe and blame it on his conservative white male moderation than on socialism.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (Sq18x)
never-ending handkerchief), but if you really want to see something
amazing find a video of one of those giant amazon snakes that can
unhinge its jaw in order to consume a deer whole.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (bDqIh)
I posted a video upthread of a giant python swallowing an alligator whole.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (4aVpH)
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Is it named Monty?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (q80AH)
Every time I look at Biden the first thing I notice is that skull look and his vacant eyes.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (r+sAi)
i notice the threads under his skin
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (0O7c5)
Is that made with real monkeys?
Posted by: Wednesday Addams at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (Cd8NC)
No. Sea monkeys...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (zBaqJ)
A STATION WAGON.
the dude in the pic looks like John Mulaney who hosted SNL last Saturday,funny guy Monty not so much,he never hosted SNL,loser.
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2020 11:38 AM (4aVpH)
Except deep inside Cuckservatives' wives.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Cheriebebe
........
She grew up in Chicago after the age of 6.. Like David Axelrod, she was involved in Chicago politics in the Harold Washington years..
The Chicago cabal..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (so+oy)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (0v57o)
https://tinyurl.com/yx7glpbd
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (NVYyb)
That's their focus, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (q80AH)
I am not sure about that. The establishment is old, old, old.
Plus, radicalism is their schtick! Eric Holder is about as establishment as it gets in that party - look at his background!
I think they are going to arrive at a "third way" hide-the crazy plan for the next cycle.
Alternatively, they'll quadruple down on crazy.
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (a4qVe)
She has Iranian, Muslim, Communist history.
Her parents were connected.
There's also Chicago and the Ayers.
A little Bing will tell you more than you want to know.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (wZO8j)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (Sq18x)
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That is a real possibility. The entire Democrat establishment is a bunch of communists. They cannot afford to have 2020 be a referendum on "Socialism: Yes or No?"
They *cannot* afford to let that referendum happen until they are certain they will win it. The mask - ill-fitting as it is - must remain on until that point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (I2dne)
https://tinyurl.com/umqf54o
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (JKNZq)
He was distinctive enough that you wouldn't guess a different name. Sort of like Jimmy Stewart or Spencer Tracy. Nobody looked like them.
Posted by: CN at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (OiC69)
why would a snake eat a beach towel?
Posted by: phoenixgirl
And why would anyone bother to pull it back out?
Towels aren't that expensive.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:26 AM (aKsyK)
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It's harder to dry off with a python?
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (yL25O)
Second generation Commie with a lot of connections:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wfslefy
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: The Paolo at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (4aVpH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
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It hates you, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (q80AH)
Anyone who knows that album knows what I mean.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 11:42 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
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The joy of government spending, when neither cost nor quality matter. And there's no harm in larding it up, either, because it isn't *real* money - it's just taxpayer money and taxpayer futures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: blaster at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (ZfRYq)
...
If the Squad goes from 4 to 16--imagine the 5 dimensional triangulating.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 11:42 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:42 AM (r+sAi)
Dustin comes to mind
And don't even get me started on Warren B
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (rpxSz)
https://tinyurl.com/yx7glpbd
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (NVYyb)
Bernie Sanders is like a poor man's Al Goldstein. Except Al Goldstein worked for a living.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
The American Taxpayer needs to start demanding an itemized bill for shit like that.
You NEED 8.6 BILLION DOLLARS for WHAT, exactly.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Cheriebebe
........
She grew up in Chicago after the age of 6.. Like David Axelrod, she was involved in Chicago politics in the Harold Washington years..
The Chicago cabal..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (so+oy)
And just as importantly, she was born in Iran, to American parents who were working there. Obama's Iranian connections all run through Jarrett.
Another thing the MSM will never allow anyone to mention.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (Kpl3J)
That's their focus, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (q80AH)
No way, my friend. Their insanity is 100% here to stay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 06, 2020 11:39 AM (ptqGC)
Heard a story: Friend of a friend kind of thing.
Dude bought a baby anaconda (or python, one of those things), raises it for years, handling, hand feeding, all of it. Best friend pet. One day, he's talking to a vet and gushing about his snake-- "Whenever I wake up, he's laying next to me."
Vet says, "You need to get rid of that snake, right now."
"Why!?"
"He's not laying next to you because he's your friend. He's stretching his body out so he can eat you."
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (BAsqb)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (0v57o)
...
And we're right back to kink shaming.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (yL25O)
https://mobile.twitter.com/HappeningNow__/ status/1235534463913738241
Oh my GOD. People need to see this. This is catastrophically bad. I pulled this from liveleak to upload here to see. (((Volume up.))) Buy your goods now. #coronavirus #Covid_19
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (r3B/D)
Studies about gay cowboys eating pudding. Which is what they'll do with this money too.
Posted by: banana Dream at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (l6b3d)
Where's the Pic of the Python eating Monkey Bread with a pointy bra on,now that would be summin'.
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (5IHGB)
All agencies are funded through appropriations, all money appropriated for, say, the CDC is spoken for.
There is generally not a dollar that won't be spent, and agencies cannot and more than likely will not re-program money.
So they're like, you want me to do this other thing?
Fuck you, pay me!
It's disgusting but that's why we constantly get this pork barrel spending.
That and their are a lot of hungry beaks that need to be fed.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (FVrDO)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (Sq18x)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (QgtlX)
I loved that towel holding snake.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (H8QX8)
I don't know about a recession but I had a link this morning warning of, gadzooks, stagflationary pressure.
That said, I totally agree that even an economy, sabotaged or naturally cratering, will not stop Trump in November.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Radio news said manufacturing is already in recession.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 06, 2020 11:34 AM (a4qVe)
She has Iranian, Muslim, Communist history.
Her parents were connected.
There's also Chicago and the Ayers.
A little Bing will tell you more than you want to know.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:40 AM (wZO8j)
Also David Axelrod, a Chicago red diaper commie from way back when.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (+y/Ru)
Make a sentence using the words, Hare, Hunter, Forrest.
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (gmo/4)
That's their focus, I think.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:35 AM (q80AH)
No way, my friend. Their insanity is 100% here to stay.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (Sq18x)
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Then why fight Sanders?
Why sideline the Squad?
The Establishment may be okay with the end goals of the far left, but they hate how they approach politics. It's their strategy and tactics that the Establishment hates.
Also, the infighting. AOC is spending money to primary sitting Democrats, and that's pissing off the Establishment, making their lives and jobs harder.
No, the Establishment wants these people sidelined because they're a headache, not because they disagree on anything of substance.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (q80AH)
never-ending handkerchief), but if you really want to see something
amazing find a video of one of those giant amazon snakes that can
unhinge its jaw in order to consume a deer whole.
If you really want to see something amazing search for the picture of the giant snake in Indonesia that has a whole person inside it.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (iys0/)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
The American Taxpayer needs to start demanding an itemized bill for shit like that.
You NEED 8.6 BILLION DOLLARS for WHAT, exactly.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (9gDA7)
We probably need more than that to get manufacturing back up and running ASAP. The imports have slowed to a crawl. See videos I posted. The Baltic Dry Index has been hinting at this since December and January.
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (r3B/D)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
You NEED 8.6 BILLION DOLLARS for WHAT, exactly.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (9gDA7
(1) We need to do something.
(2) Spending money is something.
(3) Let's do that!
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Post Primary Sale - Used Prognostications & Predictions 1/2 Off at The Outrage Outlet! at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (hLRSq)
Make a sentence using the words, Hare, Hunter, Forrest.
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (gmo/4)
"I sniff Hare, Hunter sniffs coke and Forest Gump."
- - Joey Wepner
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
The joy of government spending, when neither cost nor quality
matter. And there's no harm in larding it up, either, because it isn't
*real* money - it's just taxpayer money and taxpayer futures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:42 AM (I2dne)
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Nor results.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
If you're running adblock you won't see it.
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (BAsqb)
https://tinyurl.com/tgpds4b
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (m45I2)
...
Fascinating.
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (yL25O)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
If you're running adblock you won't see it.
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (BAsqb)
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She looks...ready.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (q80AH)
Monkey Cleft is one of the all time overrated
Dustin comes to mind
And don't even get me started on Warren B
Posted by: REDACTED
James Dean
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (ZLI7S)
That's just one of those micro-houses that are all the rage with libs these days. This one just happens to be snake shaped.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (kUmUV)
Monkey Cleft is one of the all time overrated
Dustin comes to mind
And don't even get me started on Warren B
Posted by: REDACTED
James Dean
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (aKsyK)
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You're tearing him apart!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
The American Taxpayer needs to start demanding an itemized bill for shit like that.
You NEED 8.6 BILLION DOLLARS for WHAT, exactly.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (9gDA7)
We probably need more than that to get manufacturing back up and running ASAP. The imports have slowed to a crawl. See videos I posted. The Baltic Dry Index has been hinting at this since December and January.
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (r3B/D)
Seriously, why is all that money needed at all when we already have the CDC, NIH and HHS operating at like 20 times that amount annually?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (VojAb)
If you want I can send you some pics of me doing my back stretches.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (ZLI7S)
Obama was a 3rd generation Commie and he surrounded himself with 2nd and 3rd generation Communists.
For example, Jarrett's granddad was friends with Frank Marshall Davis. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (aKsyK)
yeah, for sure that dick
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 06, 2020 11:33 AM (bDqIh)
******
Yeah Wiping your ass with your hand is not real good way to not get the Hong Kong Fluey
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (I2dne)
Why does everyone keep say this. This is mfm narrative. I think the down ticket will be based on the disgusting behavior of the congressional dems the last 3 years. I don't think the vote will be cast with which old poop gets the nod.
Posted by: Sooner at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (Fs5vw)
They can't have that.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (wZO8j)
You're tearing him apart!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (q80AH)
My brother and I sat up late one night and watched that movie.
He was NOT a good actor and that was NOT a good movie.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (9gDA7)
Seriously, you need to ask?
Posted by: Government of Puerto Rico at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
I was watching Charles Payne's show on Fox Business yesterday and he and Steve Moore were saying just that. Congress can't even pass a clean bill for this. They have to lard it up.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (mpeBU)
Joe Biden was friends with Henry Wallace.
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (QgtlX)
Seriously, why is all that money needed at all when we already have the CDC, NIH and HHS operating at like 20 times that amount annually?!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (zBaqJ)
Forget it. He's trying to incite a riot.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (9gDA7)
Posted by: Zod at March 06, 2020 11:44 AM (QgtlX)
He is billion-year-old carbon?
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (BCeBu)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (r+sAi)
You're tearing him apart!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (q80AH)
My brother and I sat up late one night and watched that movie.
He was NOT a good actor and that was NOT a good movie.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (9gDA7)
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He's better in Giant.
Dean is a myth more than anything. A symbol. The actor we deserve, but didn't need right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM (q80AH)
(2) Spending money is something.
(3) Let's do that!
REVISED
(1) We need to do something.
(2) Spending money is something.
(3) Spending other people's money is easy.
(4) Let's do that!
(5) Tell everyone we did something.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Sooner at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (Fs5vw)
+++++++++++
On that, I am not so sure. Most people can't name their congressmen. For those who follow politics, this is probably true. For people who don't, but loosely identify with "Democrat" and tend to tick the appropriate boxes, having a non-communist at the top of the ticket will help.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (zBaqJ)
Too late at this point to be asking questions. If these agencies say they need money and we need money to begin building up manufacturing at home, give it to them and when this passes in a couple of years, capital punishment for the grifters, grafters, and thieves.
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (r3B/D)
The tax revenues from the jobs directly and indirectly created (support industries are a thing) will more than offset it.
Let's use policy to reward the behavior we want to see.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (J+mig)
Posted by: Sooner at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (Fs5vw)
+++++++++++
On that, I am not so sure. Most people can't name their congressmen. For those who follow politics, this is probably true. For people who don't, but loosely identify with "Democrat" and tend to tick the appropriate boxes, having a non-communist at the top of the ticket will help.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:51 AM (I2dne)
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"I promise, I will go to Washington to pass health care legislation and not impeachment."
---2 years later, no health care legislation and definitely impeachment happened---
"Seriously, send me back for health care legislation. I mean it!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (q80AH)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (muI26)
***********
Obligatory:
"Help me find my keys and we can drive out!"
Posted by: Muldoon at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (NWiLs)
If you're running adblock you won't see it.
Posted by: Vanya at March 06, 2020 11:47 AM (BAsqb)
Ah, wait, I see her. Oh. Oh my.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (T0OSk)
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:50 AM
That's a serious charge, friendo. And you know it's not true.
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (r3B/D)
Posted by: theATL at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (yFgwo)
You're tearing him apart!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (q80AH)
He was sleeping with my Lisa too?!?
Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (HFcC1)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (0O7c5)
Posted by: Virginia SoCon at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (a/dOO)
You're tearing him apart!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:48 AM (q80AH)
He was sleeping with my Lisa too?!?
Posted by: Tommy Wiseau at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (7HtZB)
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Quality.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (q80AH)
---
There's a name for this, you know.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (sWM8x)
VJ is Michael's wife.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (zIRb+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (WI7YS)
Anyone who knows that album knows what I mean.
Yep. Same here!
The other day I made a solid single-album-length album out of the Sandinista! mess. Took some doing, and one side ran a bit long, but still doable for vinyl, but:
The Magnificent Seven
Somebody Got Murdered
One More Time
One More Dub
Corner Soul
Up In Heaven (Not Only Here)
The Call-Up
Ivan Meets GI Joe
Police on my Back
Charlie Don't Surf
Hitsville UK
And of course, I would never call my version "Sandinista."
But that makes a hell of an album out of that sprawling mess.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 06, 2020 11:54 AM (qaSBO)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (rpxSz)
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I disagree, I don't think this hurt him at all with those people, since his version of Christianity involves condescendingly Christiansplaining to all the stupid redneck deplorables how they aren't really Christians and Jesus is all about socialism and gay marriage and abortion.
Posted by: Cave Johnson at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (XXf3W)
Posted by: Richard Pryor at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (GC07d)
Dustin comes to mind
And don't even get me started on Warren B
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (rpxSz)
Oh, lord, Hoffman - the clown who owes his entire career to the fact that Mike Nichols used him as a surrogate in The Graduate
Beatty I never cared for, although if you've never seen the 1970 Beatty-Liz Taylor movie The Only Game In Town, you might want to. The movie is generally dismissed as a piece of trash, but I like it.
https://tinyurl.com/qvut2qe
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 06, 2020 11:41 AM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++++
Wouldn't be surprised if, after the vaccine is accepted, the balance of that money is diverted to the wall for health reasons.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (wZO8j)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 06, 2020 11:57 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 06, 2020 11:52 AM (NWiLs)
Indeed.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (wZO8j)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (WI7YS)
https://tinyurl.com/s2xqbgb
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (JKNZq)
"She is wuh-man. MUCH wuh-man!"
Lord, that movie is bad.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Ki5SV)
He was NOT a good actor and that was NOT a good movie.
Posted by: Sponge at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (9gDA7)
I laughed most of the way through it. It was so silly and overwrought.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (mpeBU)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 12:00 PM (rpxSz)
Lord, that movie is bad.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 11:58 AM (Ki5SV)
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I've read that Wayne was contractually compelled by the studio to do that movie as punishment for some damn thing or other.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (PD1/H)
Then why fight Sanders?
Why sideline the Squad?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020 11:45 AM (q80AH)
Because Trump is a meat grinder and going to mince them all up. "The Squad" was never *supposed* to go away. Trump brought them out in the open, branded them with Tlaib, thoroughly embarrassed them all over the course of two weeks (#TwoWeeks) and forced the party to make a choice.
They can't have the battle over Socialism with Trump. They want to force it down our throats with a gun, but Trump will rebrand it with the truth, which is poverty and death camps.
He will ingrain the truth of it in the national consciousness just like he did with "fake news", and another entire generation will never vote for it or anything like it. They can't have that.
But they have no intention of tacking back to the "center". They couldn't do it if they tried. Trump has given them no choice but to stay as crazy as they possibly can.
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 12:01 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: William Shatner at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (HFcC1)
Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (3kycG)
Posted by: saf at March 06, 2020 12:02 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:55 AM (rpxSz)
Monty.
James Dean was a T-Bone
Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: REM at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Archer at March 06, 2020 11:46 AM (gmo/4)
I can give you two from the silent era:
J. Warren Kerrigan, who played a number of cowboy roles and whose gayness was a Hollywood open secret.
William Haines, who specialized in playing preppy, college boy roles. Louis B Mayer hated him and di his best to get him kicked out of films. Haynes went on to be a successful interior designer, doing homes for Joan Crawford and Carole Lombard, among others.
Posted by: Mary Poppins'Practically Perfect Piercing at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: JT at March 06, 2020 12:03 PM (arJlL)
Dean is a myth more than anything. A symbol. The actor we deserve, but didn't need right now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, trapped in a fish bowl with Terry Gilliam screaming at a hamster to run at March 06, 2020
*
*
I've never been really impressed by James Dean's performance in anything. The 1950s movie version of Steinbeck's East of Eden focuses on him too much, for one thing.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 12:04 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: An Observation at March 06, 2020
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*
Ginger Rogers too. Apparently it was possible to espouse something other than Democrat orthodoxy back then without getting ostracized.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 06, 2020 12:06 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (Sq18x)
Dustin comes to mind
And don't even get me started on Warren B
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 11:43 AM (rpxSz)
IIRC, Hitchcock absolutely hated working with Clift on the movie I, Confess. Drove Hitchcock nuts because Clift's method acting approach.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 06, 2020 11:53 AM (NVYyb)
Bought in on Jan. 23rd. 80 is the all time record on Nov. 1st 2008. It has some more room to run to get to the 50ish and 60ish in the 08-09 era.
Posted by: ok at March 06, 2020 12:07 PM (r3B/D)
Posted by: ... at March 06, 2020 12:08 PM (Sq18x)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Archer
.......
Shorter list would be those who weren't..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 12:11 PM (so+oy)
Well, it started with "Hold my beer..."
IT WAS FUNNY BECAUSE nobody could hold anything because we're snakes.
Anyway...
Posted by: Snakey Joe at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: ...
.........
He was always a supporter of Biden.. the only reason he got in the race was because it looked like Biden was flaming out.. Once Biden won SC, then Super Tuesday he got out quick.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 06, 2020 12:13 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 06, 2020 12:15 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Drider at March 06, 2020 12:18 PM (R/UH9)
I think Joe Mannix (...) nailed'er right there. Some victory, striving for "less disastrous". Couldn't happen to a better bunch of folks, bless their hearts.
And Ms. Who Dis certainly does make a couple of very fine points, doesn't she?
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 06, 2020 12:49 PM (DQDCM)
More of a hard sideswipe as I read it. The Porsche 550 continued past the point of impact where the guy in the Ford sedan pulled out in front of him.
Of course the fact Dean was traveling fast in a tiny silver car probably made him hard to see coming.
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at March 06, 2020 01:03 PM (DQDCM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 06, 2020 11:32 AM (0v57o)
Tulsi doesn't seem to reflexively hate America or even Republicans
Tulsi isn't playing a victim, even when she is victimized by the DNC
Tulsi's issue main issue is foreign policy and her points there are well taken and should at least be considered by the war-hawkiest opponent, as they aren't just "America Bad". There is a value in having opposing points of view around.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 01:31 PM (eoQWY)
HATE
Posted by: REDACTED at March 06, 2020 12:10 PM (rpxSz)
Oh.
You're going to hate Monday's ''who dis", then.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at March 06, 2020 01:37 PM (+/QPx)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 06, 2020 11:37 AM (I2dne)
Why does everyone keep say this. This is mfm narrative. I think the down ticket will be based on the disgusting behavior of the congressional dems the last 3 years. I don't think the vote will be cast with which old poop gets the nod.
Posted by: Sooner at March 06, 2020 11:49 AM (Fs5vw)
The Down Ticket narrative will be set by Trump. He will define Biden as left and Biden will have to confirm it. He will use his rallies to bring the message to a lot of states and districts that were never touched, and he has huge reserves of money now to throw into downticket races.
Sure, Bloomberg means the Dems have at least *some* money, rather than none. But Trump uses money far better, and he can use his own star power which nobody can match. He's already started at that Town Hall...we need to win the House, keep the Senate and win the Presidency - all - to keep the ride going.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 06, 2020 01:38 PM (eoQWY)
Well known and authentic Native American Indian Princess, Pocahontas, got the Custer treatment from her own tribe, the Marxist Socialist Bastard Mob or if you live in San Francisco or Seattle, the Woke Weenie Wankers.
God, I love America.
For once in my life I have substantial agreement with the collective judgement of the Communists that make up the so called Democrat party.
However before everyone starts acting smug about that rare moment of alignment I it think is useful to understand why they kicked her to the political curb.
Various reasons have been offered:
Republicans caused her campaign to fail.
Donald Trump caused her campaign to fail.
Russians caused her campaign to fail.
Misogyny caused her campaign to fail.
Yes, Lizzie and the MSBs, when you peel back the layers of failure, are claiming the real reason she folded her 2020 or Bust Teepee is because of misogyny. Yep, women hating men and women caused her feather headdress to molt prematurely.
With great delight I most point out the that the only people who voted in the Communist primaries were other Communists. This leads to one and only one conclusion. The MSB mob not only hate babies but they hate women too, especially this one. Luckily for Lizzie her abortion was limited to being political and not the real thing.
The question then becomes why did this happen in the party that celebrates diversity by pitting various social groups against each by the cynical use of identity political that create not the professed diversity but division.
One of the most telling and stunning moments that summed the pandering that defined the core of her principles was when she stated that her secretary of education would not be selected by merit, accomplishment and compatibility with her philosophy of governance but by a transgender youth because that makes complete sense.
Big Blanket Warren's pandering was even to much for the MSB mob. Even they couldn't take her level of personal fraud.
Elizbeth "Pocahontas" Warren is why her campaign failed.
I have a bit of a cat problem around my house. I have tried all kinds of things to get them to not piss on my house to no avail. The other day out of desperation I started playing the audio tracks from various Lizzie speeches non stop.
It worked. No cats. When cats run from a cat lady, well that is a pretty devastating critique of your character. I don't think her handing out catnip would make a bit of difference though that is exactly what she tried to do the in her campaign.
Again the real reason she failed is she is a phony. She never gave a damn for working families. That was a clever talking point so she could come off as some champion of the common man and woman while at the same time hording her $10 million.
As for her telling these same common men and women she would make their lives better by stealing rich peoples money was a complete clown show. People saw right through that fraud. All her plans to pay for her bullshit plans went after people who remarkably had a net worth just above hers. She was all too happy to be a liberal as long as it didn't cost her a dime. What a fucking fraud she is.
And then there is the matter of the infamous video where she tried to come off as authentic by petting her dog, introducing her husband, and cracking open a beer. You know, the only two authentic things in that video was the dog more or less ignoring her and her husband refusing to have a beer with her.
When you have to script being authentic you better be a damn great actor because by definition scripting being authentic means you ain't. Among her other shortcomings, which include being a liar, she is one rotten actor.
It is no mystery that she got smoked. She had a plan for everything except being authentic.
Game Over.
Posted by: Pro Inalienable Rights at March 06, 2020 03:57 PM (vj+qd)
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