Mid-Morning Art Thread
Frank Dicksee
Comments
(Jump to bottom of page)Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 09:31 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 09:31 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 09:31 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at March 19, 2020 09:31 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:32 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 09:32 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 09:33 AM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:33 AM (QE8X6)
(Greetings Horde. Dragged into work to get something done, social distancing be damned. Hope you're all safe and well.)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 09:34 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 09:34 AM (IMdOQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2020 09:34 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 09:34 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 09:34 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 09:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 09:35 AM (xfb67)
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 09:35 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (5IHGB)
She is sidesaddle, but it looks like that's a helmet tied to the saddle?
Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (6FeV1)
Could use a cabin though. Maybe up on thye right. Cabins are always nice.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (CPk08)
Woman: What?
Man: ERRRll Cannnnn!
Woman: What?
Man: ERLLLLL. CAN!!!
Woman: Oh! Sorry bud, I'm off to see the wizard.
Man: Havvvth Merciiiii!!
Woman: Too-da-loo!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (dLLD6)
Haven't read it since I was 19. Will look at it tonight.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (2El4P)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (6FeV1)
100 comment rule!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2020 09:34 AM (dLLD6)
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This comment needs to be stricken as it is not about the art.
Lovely picture, although I don't really get what's going on. Also, the required 6' of social distancing is not being observed, meaning they are both going to be sick soon.
I think Kris needs to explain what his posture means, because I have no idea.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (G546f)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: RobM1981 at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (DvtjP)
Posted by: Pelosi's Used Kleenex at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (a1s18)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (CPk0
Bit overkill, though, wouldn't you say?
Posted by: Batman at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (6FeV1)
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (Zz0t1)
Could use a cabin though. Maybe up on thye right. Cabins are always nice.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:36 AM (CPk0
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Looks like there might be a lake to the left there. Perfect spot for a cabin. Then remove the horse, the woman, and the knight (OK, I'm partial to landscapes).
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (2RBkF)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 09:40 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 09:35 AM (xfb67)
Once surprise otter is in your armor, you're screwed.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 09:40 AM (8B6Ng)
La Belle Dame Sans Merci is Death
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (G546f)
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I thought Death rides a pale horse. I can't keep up with this stuff.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2020 09:40 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (G546f)
No wonder she's a redhead!
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:40 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 09:40 AM (xfb67)
La Belle Dame Sans Merci is Death
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (G546f)
Well, that would explain his pose.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 09:40 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (NOeR+)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:38 AM (CPk0
Need tassels.
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (X/Pw5)
If Only - a limerick
The Tin Man was falling apart
'Cause his ticker had just failed to start
Then he went off to Oz
Now it's better because
He had a complete change of heart!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (m45I2)
Lovely picture, although I don't really get what's going on. Also,
the required 6' of social distancing is not being observed, meaning they
are both going to be sick soon.
I think Kris needs to explain what his posture means, because I have no idea.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2020 09:37 AM (/669Q)
Well, she's the dom, and he's wearing a metal gimp suit. He'll do whatever she says, which includes posing in weird ways. She's gonna put the helmet on him and then probably get the horse to step on his nads or something.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (CPk08)
This guy draws better than I can but it looks like the cover to a Harlequin romance.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (PkVlr)
And I thought there were four of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy - #CancelChina at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (EGyGV)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (Y/V5S)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (PkVlr)
Sir knight, I see you have broken your lance!
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Ted K. at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (xPYsj)
*******
That was the night they drove old Dicksee down.
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Charles Hagmaier at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (GNXjP)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 19, 2020 09:31 AM (xfb67)
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Sudden Erection in Armor Syndrome
Posted by: jhawk90 at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (aKgvL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (oVJmc)
La Belle Dame Sans Merci is Death
Posted by: vmom 2020
Oh. That kind of changes everything.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (OyyDO)
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No worries - AASI has got us covered up in comment 57.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (/669Q)
in the original French poem from the middle ages, it was just about a woman shiiting down all the suitor's pleas
it's Keats who made it about death
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (QE8X6)
That's a link to Keats' poem. And I just read that it is based on a much older work....
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 09:44 AM (gmSu9)
But on first glance, I think some players are into some rather kinky stuff here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 09:44 AM (BiNEL)
The woman in the picture is the Dangerous sort of red head.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at March 19, 2020 09:44 AM (gmSu9)
I played that on Nintendo back in the day.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (Zz0t1)
La Belle Dame Sans Merci is Death
Posted by: vmom 2020
"I did not know that"
(in Johnny Carson's voice)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (CAJOC)
Yup that's WINDY all right, Stormy Eyes tripping down the street,CoWindy with presumptive wiles that's a Goer
fer a Blower,thats WINDY...W.H.O lets the Horses out?
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: General Ripper at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Beartooth at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (y0S2P)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (G546f)
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (WqPYg)
I wonder if the artist had an influence on NC Wyeth and the large color (Sunday edition) panels for the old Prince Valiant comic strip.
BTW, Sting has an excellent rendition of "La Belle Dame Sans Merci" song. There is a video on Youtube.
Posted by: JTB at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (oVJmc)
la belle dame sans autorite legitime
la belle dame sans pamplemousse
la belle dame sans le chargeur de telephone cellulair
La belle dame sans coudes montrant
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (NWiLs)
But ya know, if that's death, maybe you could get her to hang around for a few minutes before she sends you over the Styx. Nudge nudge.
Way better than some dude in a black robe with a scythe, no?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (Y/V5S)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (cfSLd)
Posted by: General Ripper at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (l3+k2)
Because he smelled her perfume.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (QE8X6)
La Belle Dame Sans Merci is Death
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:39 AM (G546f)
Deleted scene from "The Seventh Seal"
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (/669Q)
bluebell, I could have gone all day without going back to 57, but nooo, I said to myself if bluebell recommends it...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (BiNEL)
la belle dame sans autorite legitime
la belle dame sans pamplemousse
la belle dame sans le chargeur de telephone cellulair
La belle dame sans coudes montrant
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (6rS3m)
Lol!!
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (90T4r)
Maybe the woman is Dicksee's ex.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 09:45 AM (CAJOC)
Dicksee Russell was a pretty funny comic.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Disney desperate for a new woke princess story at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Roy at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)
How is she at chess?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (oVJmc)
Passable. She's awful at Battleship though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (LJes8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood, hunker in the bunker at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (PkVlr)
The Sword in the Stone would be a great porno!
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: it begins... at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM (seWB1)
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (DMUuz)
What If
the knight is actually Joan or Arc?
Posted by: Disney desperate for a new woke princess story at March 19, 2020 09:47 AM (G546f)I'm waiting for Disney to do a paranoid schizophrenic princess.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (CPk08)
Good Morning!
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM (uLuPn)
No, they are halogen or led lights, when he rides Flicka at night.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (CLn9e)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: DocJ at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (DU2N9)
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (DMUuz)
Playboy simply could not survive the rise of cultured literature in the marketplace.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (hx3Q8)
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (CLn9e)
Good Morning!
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:48 AM
With a magnifying glass, you can see the tassels.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (uLuPn)
Correction.
You must get in my belly!!!!
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
Come to me......
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2020 09:49 AM (Zz0t1)
Awww, you missed it by one. Next time, O Barrel.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (90T4r)
You may draw from that what you will.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (6rS3m)
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She's the one on statins.
Posted by: bluebell at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (RD7QR)
They always look kinda dorky.
Posted by: Charles Hagmaier at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (GNXjP)
He's that guy who does limericks, right?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
No, that's Yeats.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (QE8X6)
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Wooden stake through the heart, garlic in the mouth, and cut off the head. That'll keep him down.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (+y/Ru)
And women don't dress that way, unless they got plans.
Know what I'm sayin?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (2mteh)
He's that guy who does limericks, right?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
No, that's Yeats.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (QE8X6)
Joyce was essentially one big limerick.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:52 AM (90T4r)
You may draw from that what you will.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (2JVJo)
Covering your wall safe?
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 09:52 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 09:52 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 09:52 AM (Y/V5S)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 09:53 AM (RD7QR)
And women don't dress that way, unless they got plans.
Know what I'm sayin?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (2mteh)
Woman in Red means Business.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:53 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:53 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Doug Clark Steiger at March 19, 2020 09:53 AM (ooBGh)
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at March 19, 2020 09:53 AM (XVuno)
There once was a woman named Maude
Who turned out to be a big fraud;
She claimed to be pure
But one thing is sure
She is most purely a bawd.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (90T4r)
I did make the correction and send my sincere apologies.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
Meanwhile the horse is bored outta his mind.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (QMwOT)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)
He's that guy who does limericks, right?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
No, that's Yeats.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (QE8X
Was he from Athens, Greece?
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: THE Rick Wilson at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (90T4r)
I did make the correction and send my sincere apologies.
Posted by: The Barrel at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (Zz0t1)
You are truly a merciful and compassionate Barrel.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (90T4r)
They must be too close to each other, dammit!
Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (s9Eo8)
Made obsolete by the cultural decline they helped start.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (C1Lsn)
Everybody was Kung Flu Fighting
It spread as fast as lightning
In fact, it was a little bit frightening
TRUMP fought with expert timing
https://tinyurl.com/rx3k9kf
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (C1Lsn)
Heh.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (90T4r)
This count was a breeze. He wanted to know who made my cunning dress, then I leaned in for the kill.
Posted by: Death at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (5IbVn)
Who you callin' Greece, Kilroy?
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (QE8X6)
Parlay vouz
La Belle Dame from New Orleans
Parlay vouz
La Belle Dame from New Orleans
Sat down in
some pork and beans
Hinky dinky parley vouz
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy
Had to cut back because of...
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 09:42 AM (Y/V5S)
Famine
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 09:56 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at March 19, 2020 09:56 AM (saIjW)
Posted by: George Zip at March 19, 2020 09:56 AM (yqOVV)
Posted by: ALH
(raises hand)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)
You know the rules!
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (uLuPn)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (QE8X6)
Nah, the Kitsch of Death are all those damned Dia del muerte skulls.
"oooh, look, a mesoamerican death cult!" How cool, now do the Tzompantli, impress me.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (6rS3m)
Who'll Play the Lead - a limerick NOT by Keats
There once was a dame without mercy
Tormenting the good knight Percy
When pitching this show
I need a real pro
I wonder, could we get Nick Searcy?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (m45I2)
Made obsolete by the cultural decline they helped start.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 19, 2020 09:55 AM (oVJmc)
Playboy has been a leftist shitrag for a long time. Publishing images of trannies sent it over the edge.
It was a LONG run, Playboy. You're dead now.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The Four Hoarse Men at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2020 09:58 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 09:58 AM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: The Four Hoarse Men at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (l3+k2)
You have my vote for thread winner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 09:58 AM (BiNEL)
- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary.
Posted by: Eeyore at March 19, 2020 09:59 AM (ZbwAu)
It was a LONG run, Playboy. You're dead now.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (Zz0t1)
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The Marvel Comics of soft-core pr0n
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 19, 2020 09:59 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 09:59 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: George Zip at March 19, 2020 09:56 AM (yqOVV)
YOU'LL BE SWELL
YOU'LL BE GREAT
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 09:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: ALH at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM
If only we had a nickel for every time my husband and I heard that ...
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at March 19, 2020 09:59 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)
You're thinking of Kelly. Kelly and Sheets. They wrote a bunch of comic operas. HMS Raging Queen. The Buttpirates of Ben's Pants. Others.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM (tLWGd)
President Trump wants the media - and the public - to be debating the etiquette of "Chinese virus" rather than discussing the administration's slow response, inconsistent statements and lack of prepardness.
In scanning Twitter & Facebook today, seems he's getting his wish
Yeah fat, that's Trump's fault....go with that.
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM (cF8AT)
They did what?! That's no accidental overdose of wokeness.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM (gHCnG)
https://tinyurl.com/usrc9d7
According to Gen. Chi, China's overpopulation problem and environmental degradation will eventually result in social collapse and civil war. General Chi estimated that "more than 800 million" Chinese would die in such a collapse. Therefore, the Chinese Communist Party has no policy alternative.
Either the United States is "cleaned up" by biological attacks, or China suffers national catastrophe.
Full 2005 speech here.
https://jrnyquist.blog/ 2019/09/11/the-secret-speech-of-general-chi-haotian/
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 19, 2020 10:01 AM (LJes8)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:01 AM (tLWGd)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 09:46 AM (2mteh)
So she is the Belle Dame avec le misericorde?
Posted by: Kindltot at March 19, 2020 10:01 AM (6rS3m)
He's that guy who does limericks, right?
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:50 AM (m45I2)
No, that's Yeats.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 09:51 AM (QE8X6)
Bit of useless trivia: in the novel The Last Hurrah, Mayor Frank Skeffington's nephew draws a comic strip for a living, where one of the characters is a poet named Mr. Yeats Keats.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 10:01 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 10:01 AM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: George Zip at March 19, 2020 09:56 AM
I have posters of her hanging in my Xi shed. She's fabulous!
Posted by: Xi Jinping at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM (gHCnG)
Playmate, no less.
https://tinyurl.com/w52jbvq
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (90T4r)
Done your census yet? When you get the chance, make sure you list your nationality as AMERICAN, instead of all the bullshit crap they offer that results in things like "ChungaChanga-American"
Unless of course you really were born in some fuzzy furrin country, and then feel free to answer it for realz
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Big V at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (XEC2p)
Sorry for not clarifying.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (Zz0t1)
Scratches.
Looks around.
Dang. She's clearly telling him he can't blame that on on the horse.
Goes looking for coffee.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:02 AM (55d/e)
President Trump wants the media - and the public - to be debating the etiquette of "Chinese virus" rather than discussing the administration's slow response, inconsistent statements and lack of prepardness.
++++++++++++
- One of the first to travel restrictions
- One of the first to extend travel restrictions
- Early declaration of state of emergency
- Rapid rollback of regulations to enable widespread testing
- War-footing economy within two weeks to tackle medical requirements
- Full backstop to local and state governments who are responding as appropriate to their areas
Our case count and death count are a fraction of Europe's, even if you exclude Italy.
Gimmie a break with this BS narrative.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:03 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:03 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: no good deed at March 19, 2020 10:03 AM (MmFTx)
I like her.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:03 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 19, 2020 10:03 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2020 10:04 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: ALH
(raises hand)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 09:54 AM (arJlL)
You know the rules!
Posted by: ALH
Ummmm.....I don't have a camera.
(Besides, I thought that rule was only for dames !)
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 10:04 AM (arJlL)
It's from a Keats poem
===
I know that poem !
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled...
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)
==========
His tits are already covered by the cuirass. The "tassels" protected the armpits when the arms were raised. Plate armor being the excellent defense it was, many combatants aimed thrusts at the joints, and a good stab through the armpit would be troublesome! So a couple of plates got added on to help cover it, and the added weight wouldn't be that much more...
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:04 AM (W+kMI)
https://tinyurl.com/wrbqxeg
Pretty cool read. No idea on accuracy.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:05 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Ginger at March 19, 2020 10:05 AM (l3+k2)
There once was a woman named Maude
Who turned out to be a big fraud;
She claimed to be pure
But one thing is sure
She is most purely a bawd.
********
Let me see if I can fix that:
Yeats Was a Piker - a limerick
There once was a woman named Dottie
Who made all the fellas say, "Lawdie!!!"
But her one saving grace
Sure wasn't her face
But Oh Ooh-La-La! What a bawdy!!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (nBq51)
The Tin Man was falling apart
'Cause his ticker had just failed to start
Then he went off to Oz
Now it's better because
He had a complete change of heart!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 09:41 AM (m45I2)
_________
The Lonely - A limerick
The Lion was known for his dawdle
Before the Witch gave him a throttle
After Dorothy's recoil
And some of Marvel's snake oil
He found his courage in a bottle!
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (WqPYg)
What a difference a few days can make.
Trump ceased all air traffic from China two months ago, something the EU refused to do and now they are paying the price for that bad decision.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: pookysgirl, in the not-so-dark at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (XKZwp)
Yer cants beat Horsey Style...Gym Canna get the leg over that mare.
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (5IHGB)
in the original French poem from the middle ages, it was just about a woman shiiting down all the suitor's pleas
it's Keats who made it about death
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 09:43 AM (G546f)
I'm trying to figure out what word you meant to type when you typed "shiiting." Shutting?
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (90T4r)
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Other way 'round, actually. The knights' horses became draft and plow horses after full armored gentlemen passed out of style. The breeders had to save their investment somehow!
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: klaftern at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (G546f)
That chick that grew the little onions that
Alfred Lord Tenniscourt wrote about?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Willie Nelson at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (5IHGB)
What a difference a few days can make.
Trump ceased all air traffic from China two months ago, something the EU refused to do and now they are paying the price for that bad decision.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++++
Europe's right. Trump's wrong. Get with the narrative, comrade!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: RJD at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (2cfUo)
As you know, the Left is all about establishing perception over the truth. I think they have become so predictable even the independent LIV has come to ignore them for the most part. Like former USSR citizens did with Pravda.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (55d/e)
lol yeah shutting
though being a pre-TP era
could also be shitting
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Ginger at March 19, 2020 10:05 AM (l3+k2)
Oh, she took his horse. I hadn't understood that. Thanks!
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (55d/e)
https://tinyurl.com/twtktlu
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (QE8X6)
President Trump wants the media - and the public - to be debating the etiquette of "Chinese virus" rather than discussing the administration's slow response, inconsistent statements and lack of prepardness.
When we turn the corner on this, The Media will dislocate shoulders patting themselves on the back for their timely, life-saving delivery of medical info to the public, while screaming TrumpKiller consistently downplayed the risk and didn't tell people in-time about needed precautions and preparations.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (AMIL/)
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Other way 'round, actually. The knights' horses became draft and plow horses after full armored gentlemen passed out of style. The breeders had to save their investment somehow!
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (W+kMI)
Ah. So Percherons reminisce about the glory days.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (gHCnG)
Zero paper goods (I'm good there though) except a limit of one of those small like 6 x 5 boxes of Kleenex per person, no sanitizer, no cleaning products, no softsoap.
Milk was good. Some eggs. You might not get the size-brand combo you want but they had plenty. *Some* bread. I'm on the low-fodmap diet and I'm supposed to eat sourdough or potato bread. Absolutely none. But regular old white bread, they had plenty. And fresh-baked was plentiful.
Meat - again, you very well might not get what you wanted normally, but they had hamburger, lots of sausage, lots of chicken & pork. Steaks were wiped out.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Archer at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (55d/e)
lol yeah shutting
though being a pre-TP era
could also be shitting
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (G546f)
Nice language! Thanks.
Moar cofveve.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (JUOKG)
"I'd rather be infected with the virus than infected with hate!"
Posted by: Typical Eurotrash at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (xPYsj)
That chick that grew the little onions that
Alfred Lord Tenniscourt wrote about?
Posted by: DamnedYankee
them gingers sure get around
and diversify the spices and aromatics
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (G546f)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020
***
Something soldiers have been hearing for centuries.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:08 AM (55d/e)
Yeah, now he's gotta walk back home in that sheet metal suit.
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (X/Pw5)
became draft and plow horses after full armored gentlemen passed out of
style. The breeders had to save their investment somehow!
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (W+kMI)
Ah. So Percherons reminisce about the glory days.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (90T4r)
Jethro Tull - Heavy Horses.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:06 A
Hate has no home here but lethal viruses welcome!
Posted by: EU front lawn at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (COzlW)
Just spent almost two hours alternately sweet-talking and hammering with the 5# rubber mallet to get this old laptab to find the wifi signal. Just what I wanted to be doing with my time.
Are we past the first 100 comments? hahahaha
I don't suppose anyone already noticed that La Belle Dame Sans Merci is a redhead. 'Twas ever thus, it seems.
Posted by: mindful webworker
another lonely little page in cyberspace
at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (jhgxs)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (023t1)
I would gladly pin medals to their chests for each of the 500 million lives they saved in the US.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)
Done your census yet? When you get the chance, make sure you list your nationality as AMERICAN, instead of all the bullshit crap they offer that results in things like "ChungaChanga-American"
Unless of course you really were born in some fuzzy furrin country, and then feel free to answer it for realz
------
I am a proud Scots-Irish Swiss Welsh German English American. But all they'll let me claim is "Caucasian".
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (5IHGB)
________
"This is about me, isn't it?" -- Cenk Uygur, bestiality advocate
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Typical Eurotrash at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (xPYsj)
I laughed.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (7ZMbn)
It will destroy the Earth and everyone on it
and if we don't act now, there will be nothing we can do.
you can kiss your sweet ass goodbye
*future article in every MSM publication*
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (5IbVn)
of course, of course
Posted by: Mr. Ed at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (QE8X6)
Hey, no math.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (puu6v)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (QE8X6)
Soon.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:13 AM (90T4r)
Even if I knew that, I'd be tempted! That's just cheating, Death.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:13 AM (gHCnG)
==
Wouldn't that create internal confusion ???
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 10:13 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: saf at March 19, 2020 10:13 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (W+kMI)
Got ya covered, except the Swiss, I think. Oh, toss in the French or the Flemish, who can tell which, it was that long ago.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:13 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at March 19, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at
More like crossing the streams.
Posted by: 6-4-3 at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (+FPkr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (Ejm1K)
She's a floater?
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (W+kMI)
Ah. So Percherons reminisce about the glory days.
I think Medieval warhorses were closer to modern Frisians and Lipizzaners (which are both warhorse breeds from slightly later) than modern draft horses. Big and powerful, but as nimble as possible.
Fighting hand-to-hand on horseback is more about maneuvering the horse than the weapon. Big is good, but you need to be able to move the horse as needed.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (nBq51)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (QE8X6)
yes but the off topic section is 101 to 200
we are now in the fish pun section of the program
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (rpxSz)
String of islands north of Guam. Includes Saipan and Tinian islands. That are in a Commonwealth relationship with the US.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (2mteh)
hahahahaha
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (55d/e)
===
Other way 'round, actually. The knights' horses became draft and plow horses after full armored gentlemen passed out of style. The breeders had to save their investment somehow!
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:07 AM (W+kMI)
wasn't the breeders, more like the 30 years war was over, the last of the Knights were dead, and the peasants who survived were all "ay, looky this 'orse 'ere, he's a mighty big 'un, ain'tee? Think 'e can pull a cart?" "Don' see why not, 'itch 'im up, less 'av a go at it!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)
My Randall's store was pretty much fully stocked.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (5IbVn)
sure you list your nationality as AMERICAN, instead of all the bullshit
crap they offer that results in things like "ChungaChanga-American"
Unless of course you really were born in some fuzzy furrin country, and then feel free to answer it for realz
------
I am a proud Scots-Irish Swiss Welsh German English American. But all they'll let me claim is "Caucasian".
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM
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I put Appalachian Scotts/Irish in the box under Caucasian on mine.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (JUOKG)
Going to be a monetary struggle for a while if this keeps up.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (2JVJo)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (Hw5E3)
Posted by: mindful webworker
another lonely little page in cyberspace
at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (jhgxs)
No, I believe you're the first to notice that.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: IrishEi
I'm guessin' "No Tongues" !
Posted by: JT at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (arJlL)
Paper goods will be overflowing in the aisles within weeks. We already have it sitting in warehouses, it's just that they can't get enough trucks out there fast enough, esp. with the panic buying going on. ALL stores need to be enforcing the limits now, so the supply chain can get caught up.
Staples like meat, eggs, milk will soon be readily available. Maybe not the sizes and brands we're used to buying, but it'll be available.
My company imports goods for Wegmans, Krogers and lots of other major retailers. We have contacts telling us this.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (KxVoZ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (JRaU+)
She's some sort of vampire-like faery who kills with her love.
She took me to her Elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (/+bwe)
String of islands north of Guam. Includes Saipan and Tinian islands. That are in a Commonwealth relationship with the US.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (qyH+l)
Famous for a turkey shoot.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Dick Van Dyke, is that you?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (G546f)
The idea of Death as a beautiful woman is interesting. While knights would be familiar with death, he would probably expect it to come as the Reaper. But here Death is beautiful, seductive and unassuming. Death is unexpected. She sidles up and seduces him, and when he thinks he is most safe and at peace, that's when he dies. Perhaps this is a knight seriously wounded in battle and welcomes Death when she comes. And while Death has no mercy, to make this knight's last moments full of peace and love and beauty is a mercy.
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM (QE8X6)
yes but the off topic section is 101 to 200
we are now in the fish pun section of the program
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (rpxSz)
----------------------------
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: exdem13
......
But the placement of them in the pic above looks to make the arms almost unusable..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:12 AM
=====
yes but the off topic section is 101 to 200
we are now in the fish pun section of the program
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM
When do we get to the Star Trek Symposium? I have some irrelevant lines to deliver irritatingly.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (rpxSz)
This is the smelly part.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (Hw5E3)
if you're cutting and pasting, it's any special punctuation does it. quote marks, dashes, other stuff.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (Kpl3J)
She took me to her Elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (/+bwe)
she has sores and four eyes?
beauty standards sure do change...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (G546f)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (CAJOC)
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a nein.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (KxVoZ)
There are some magic words, that shall not be posted.
Posted by: Chris M at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (eAZVt)
==
we thought that was interesting too, in the beginning...
Posted by: Melting nazis from Raiders of the Lost Ark at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (nBq51)
beauty standards sure do change...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (G546f)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (xPYsj)
we are now in the fish pun section of the program
----
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
I don't think that it will scale.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (LJes8)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (023t1)
Is that the chain saw attachment for his AR-13?
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
All That Jazz. Death is the most beautiful seductress he's ever met, the one he's waited all of his life for.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (2mteh)
201 @TimAlberta
President Trump wants the media - and the public - to be debating
the etiquette of "Chinese virus" rather than discussing the
administration's slow response, inconsistent statements and lack of
prepardness.
When we turn the corner on this, The Media will dislocate shoulders
patting themselves on the back for their timely, life-saving delivery of
medical info to the public, while screaming TrumpKiller consistently
downplayed the risk and didn't tell people in-time about needed
precautions and preparations.
Posted by: Gref at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (AMIL/)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TWO MONTHS OF THIS SHITSOW THE DEMS IN CONGRESS WERE SHAMPEACHING TRUMP AND THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION WAS KEPT IN THE DARK BY THE CHICOM GOVERNMENT AND THEN THEY SOFT PEDALED IT UNTIL MID JANUARY WHEN THE SAID A QUIET WHOOPSIES AND THEN BLAMED AMERICA FOR CALLING IT A CHINESE VIRUS.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (lxxue)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (QE8X6)
With armor plate guarding his titty
He met a pale wench
Who he got in a clench
And found her a girl without pity
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (tLWGd)
- No travel restrictions
- Little or no mutual aid
- Individual nations doing whatever the hell they want
- No military to assist with logistics, delivery, or - G-d forbid - keeping order
- Not coordinated superstate-level strategic stockpiles of goods or fuel
- Inadequate state-level liberalism to permit local response (at least not in a way that is technically legal per Brussels policy)
If the press whores want catastrophe and failure, they can find it by looking across the pond at how their dream globalist structure (though sculpted in miniature) is doing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Grey Fox
The whole front area of the armor is the No No Zone.
It comes with a little dance too
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (vd8XM)
The idea of Death as a beautiful woman is interesting. While knights
would be familiar with death, he would probably expect it to come as the
Reaper. But here Death is beautiful, seductive and unassuming. Death is
unexpected. She sidles up and seduces him, and when he thinks he is
most safe and at peace, that's when he dies. Perhaps this is a knight
seriously wounded in battle and welcomes Death when she comes. And while
Death has no mercy, to make this knight's last moments full of peace
and love and beauty is a mercy.
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
Well, damn. Thank you. Ignore my heathen commentary.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (2mteh)
beauty standards sure do change...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (G546f)
"Full sore" is "full of sorrow."
And the kissing her eyes four times is probably a euphemism for making the two-backed beast multiple times. Before she done kilt him.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Tom Servo
If you didn't read that with a full on accent, you 'aven't been 'ere long enough guv'nor!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (mndtc)
we are now in the fish pun section of the program
----
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
I don't think that it will scale.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars! at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (LJes
Its already floundering.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (7ZMbn)
But they aren't seeing any on the shelves because...panic buying.
(And while I'm right with those who've noted the term "panic buying" is often being misused, in the case of these idiotic locusts already sitting on 5 years worth of paper goods and still buying more, it's the right term. And yep, that is still going on.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (KxVoZ)
Neil Gaiman portrayed her as a small, slender goth chick.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM
Once this blows over I wonder if Italy is going to tell China "We'll Belt you one if you don't hit the Road." They should, but will they, is the question.
Posted by: EU front lawn at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (COzlW)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
~~~~~
So you're saying he died "in the saddle," which is every man's dream.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (Hw5E3)
That's what I want to know.
Posted by: Bob Dole at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (myjNJ)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (2mteh)
She took me to her Elfin grot,
And there she wept and sighed full sore,
And there I shut her wild wild eyes
With kisses four.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (/+bwe)
she has sores and four eyes?
beauty standards sure do change...
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:17 AM (G546f)
Death wears glasses.
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (OyyDO)
The idea of Death as a beautiful woman is interesting. While knights
would be familiar with death, he would probably expect it to come as the
Reaper. But here Death is beautiful, seductive and unassuming. Death is
unexpected. She sidles up and seduces him, and when he thinks he is
most safe and at peace, that's when he dies. Perhaps this is a knight
seriously wounded in battle and welcomes Death when she comes. And while
Death has no mercy, to make this knight's last moments full of peace
and love and beauty is a mercy.
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
So like marriage then.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (7ZMbn)
Posted by: Nelson Rockefeller at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (tLWGd)
----
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
sure they will, hook, line and sinker
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (2mteh)
++++++++++++++
Do you see any grizzly bears?
Posted by: Just the punchline at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: exdem13
......
But the placement of them in the pic above looks to make the arms almost unusable..
-----
The besagews (yes they have a name, every damned piece has a name) should be a little higher up, but I claim no responsibility for the person who dressed the himbo. The ginger OTOH is properly kitted out.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM (tLWGd)
This...THIS is why keep coming back to this zoo.
Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (XxJt1)
It comes with a little dance too
Well, that doing that dance in the middle of a battle might keep you from getting stabbed, just because the other side would be so surprised at your idiocy....At least for a moment.
Posted by: Grey Fox at March 19, 2020 10:22 AM (nBq51)
----
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
I don't think that it will scale.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars!
Most will skate on the fish puns.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (Hw5E3)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (rpxSz)
I am glad the truckers are still out there delivering stuff.
Most people have no freakin' idea how fast society would collapse if the trucks stopped showing up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (tLWGd)
they seem like the victim here
didn't take it seriously like Japan or SK
but Japan and SK remember SARs in a way that we don't, which is why they took it seriously
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (G546f)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:21 AM (2mteh)
Hugh Hewitt will be front and center. What a douche. And he really thinks he's a fucking genius.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (7ZMbn)
Mine said WHITE in bold block capital letters.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:18 AM (2mteh)
Huh. Mine was cracker.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (90T4r)
Posted by: creeper at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (XxJt1)
But they aren't seeing any on the shelves because...panic buying.
(And while I'm right with those who've noted the term "panic buying" is often being misused, in the case of these idiotic locusts already sitting on 5 years worth of paper goods and still buying more, it's the right term. And yep, that is still going on.)
Posted by: Guy Smiley
I like how some stores are already saying, "if you panic bought at the start, you are not returning the 5 cases of TP when this is over".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:00 AM
Damn it to Hell!
That does it!
I'm buying a splash cover for my keyboard!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (axyOa)
wasn't the breeders, more like the 30 years war was over, the last of
the Knights were dead, and the peasants who survived were all "ay, looky
this 'orse 'ere, he's a mighty big 'un, ain'tee? Think 'e can pull a
cart?" "Don' see why not, 'itch 'im up, less 'av a go at it!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo
If you didn't read that with a full on accent, you 'aven't been 'ere long enough guv'nor!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (mndtc)
I'm guessin a couple of burly Yorkshiremen hunched over a table in a pub looking out the window at the horse tethered outside the pub.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (2mteh)
----
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
I don't think that it will scale.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars!
Most will skate on the fish puns.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (axyOa)
hey !! the Tangs on me
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (axyOa)
+++++++++++
And thus, the thread begins to flounder. Everyone making fish puns needs to go back to school.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Wilbur at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (NOeR+)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (QE8X6)
I think that would follow from a romantic notion of chivalry, i.e., from the comfort of a Victorian salon centuries removed from the bloodshed. (Not criticizing, I like the notion)
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:20 AM (KxVoZ)
Agreed. Basically there will be garages full of toilet paper and such goods collecting dust in 6 months because really no one is using more TP than normal. Just buying it.
OTOH, the shortage of hand wipes, and things of this nature are really being used in more quantities and that where the supply chain / mfg needs to catch up.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (Ozpxd)
Posted by: the barrel at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Wilbur
HA!!
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 10:15 AM (miJU3)
This painting is bringing out the best in us. (This is not snark.)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (55d/e)
I am glad the truckers are still out there delivering stuff.
Most people have no freakin' idea how fast society would collapse if the trucks stopped showing up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Which is one of the first things on the list of asymmetrical warfare.
"Good luck eating, blue cities".
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: The Four Hoarse Men at March 19, 2020 09:57 AM (l3+k2)
Golf clap.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (KP5rU)
'Honkey" on my census for my race.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: Wilbur at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (l3+k2)
+++++++++++
*snort*
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (hYcqw)
But I'll offer you 10 cents on the dollar.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (gHCnG)
Posted by: Things tyhe CDC was ill prepared to say at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (lxxue)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (tLWGd)
I know. I tried.
Posted by: Zombie Jimmy Hoffa at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (Ozpxd)
'Honkey" on my census for my race.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (o2MD2)
+++++++++++++
Does it have an "e"? Or is it "honky?"
I like the idea, but I don't want to queer the data.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (E2o2V)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (mndtc)
Me too!
Problem with the limits is, people find ways to beat that crap right away. Each member of the family checks out with a giant multi-pack, couple split up and self-checkout separately, I've even seen some simply scream at the manager until they get their way, because they're special.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (KxVoZ)
Next time, I'm thinking "Eden-American" let's see if they can figure that one out.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: getting the banned back together, 6 feet apart at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (gCiNR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Can't. Closed. Social distancing.
(And seriously, THAT phrase needs to die by August)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (mndtc)
Most people have no freakin' idea how fast society would collapse if the trucks stopped showing up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 19, 2020 10:23 AM (tLWGd)
yes, and commercial freight. not everything can be loaded on a plane.
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (zr5Kq)
I became a conservative in the early 80's when I read a William Safire
essay in which he made the following statement (paraphrasing): "A
conservative is one who prefers liberty to security (or freedom to
safety), while a liberal is one who prefers security to liberty (or
safety to freedom)."
I think some of you who call yourselves conservatives here see where I am going with this ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (WqPYg)
String of islands north of Guam. Includes Saipan and Tinian islands. That are in a Commonwealth relationship with the US.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (qyH+l)
Famous for a turkey shoot.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (5IbVn)
And nuclear weapons.
Posted by: Fox2! at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (qyH+l)
The virus itself victimizes Italy, the reason they got hit so hard is the reason they are not blameless in this situation.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (JRaU+)
'Honkey" on my census for my race.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:26 AM (o2MD2)
I like: Persyn of Privilege
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 19, 2020 10:25 AM (Ozpxd)
This is true. Good addition.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (KxVoZ)
==
Wouldn't that create internal confusion ???
===
Not really, the Swiss and Celtic side laze around and make RPG adventures and waste time on the Internet like this. Then they bully English and German side to go out and get a job to support them all.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
But the title emphasizes her lack of pity.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (55d/e)
It amazed me that since we were a Just In Time type of operation, the utter disdain my superiors had for truckers.
Yell at me to get ahold of them and get the G D load in earlier.
What's that" They've been waiting an 4 hours to unload?
Fork them, they're only truck drivers.
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (vd8XM)
The package says, "ready in three minutes."
Package is lying. Give it 8.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (hYcqw)
==
It's a legitimate bidness.
Posted by: The Mob at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)
bought iced coffee even when I still had a full bottle at home, just because the shelf next to it (of OJ) was bare.
My panic buy fail - STORE IS OUT OF STOCK OF LAVAZZA DARK ROAST *hyperventilates*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (G546f)
Leftard cities are so very, very fragile.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (3aI0K)
You gotta know that somewhere, in some garage, some dude/dudette is developing the next thing in buttwipe. In a year this person will be a billionaire and the paper manufacturing industry will go into a slump.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (axyOa)
Or Tesla.
If the government wanted to help, they'd loosen the restrictions that have driven so many independent truckers off the roads.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (gHCnG)
Posted by: George V at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (U2Tva)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=OuC519ni1aE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (2mteh)
And the Chinese immigrants who came in displaced Italian workers by the thousands. Sound familiar?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (kgQKM)
There once was a woman named Dottie
Who made all the fellas say, "Lawdie!!!"
But her one saving grace
Sure wasn't her face
But Oh Ooh-La-La! What a bawdy!!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (m45I2)
fify
Posted by: OneEyedJack at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (z79tQ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (E2o2V)
OK GROUP
REEL IN THE PUNS
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: The Mob at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (QE8X6)
wut
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (mndtc)
It can die right now as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: SMOD
Those drive thru testing centers that are popping up?
After this plays out, they'll turn them into drive thru divorce centers.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (mndtc)
we are now in the fish pun section of the program
----
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
I don't think that it will scale.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars!
Most will skate on the fish puns.
you can't sucker me in with this sort of carp.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (sGtp+)
good point
in a way the virus is karma for all countries that use China's (as good as) slave labour
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:31 AM (G546f)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:31 AM (o2MD2)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:09 AM (90T4r)
I always get nervous when I see the horses gathered under a tree knickering to each other as they plot against us!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:31 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (G546f)
I wonder if the supply chain from Italy has been disrupted. ON Sunday, there were no Lombardy peppers to be found, they're usually on the olive bar and delicious. So I tried this thing called Peruvian peppers. Not even close.
I want the Lombardy peppers to return, sans infection of course.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:06 AM (JUOKG)
"I'd rather be infected with the virus than infected with hate!"
Posted by: Typical Eurotrash at March 19, 2020 10:10 AM (xPYsj)
------------------
At the end of the day, you chose being infected with hate.
Funny how moral preening is only operative when there is no perceived threat to your life.
Trump and America are going to come out of this so much stronger.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (qf0sR)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (NOeR+)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (OyyDO)
~~~~~
She'll never get a job as a machinist.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (sGotD)
you can't sucker me in with this sort of carp.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (sGtp+)
But you will blowfish me first.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (Zz0t1)
- No travel restrictions
- Little or no mutual aid
- Individual nations doing whatever the hell they want
- No military to assist with logistics, delivery, or - G-d forbid - keeping order
- Not coordinated superstate-level strategic stockpiles of goods or fuel
- Inadequate state-level liberalism to permit local response (at least not in a way that is technically legal per Brussels policy)
If the press whores want catastrophe and failure, they can find it by looking across the pond at how their dream globalist structure (though sculpted in miniature) is doing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (hYcqw)
And within each of the countries, the people are looking to their own country (and their own neighbors) for help. Illustrated by the Italians singing their national anthem. It's like we're hard-wired that way.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (5IbVn)
311 We need to have all the fun we can now on Mr Dildo's post, because soon we will all be covered in tinfoil and roasted.
Posted by: Caliban at March 19, 2020 10:19 AM (QE8X6)
wut
it's a cookbook
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (G546f)
Oh, come on! I doubt anyone is going to take the bait!
I don't think that it will scale.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - No Coronavirus On Mars!
I find it far too easy to get hooked on fish puns!
Most will skate on the fish puns.
you can't sucker me in with this sort of carp.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
But the title emphasizes her lack of pity.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (55d/e)
You're right. That's just me philosophizing. The painting should be read withing the context of the poem. I do believe there are fates worse than death tho. To die in those situations is a mercy.
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Needs to be 70% or higher alcohol.
EverClear and aloe vera gel. 190 proof = 95%
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (mndtc)
Leftard cities are so very, very fragile.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM
It would only take 6 to pretty much isolate Seattle.
A friend told me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (OyyDO)
Speaking of, I was already way overdue for a haircut when all this happened. Now I can't get one until who knows when.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (023t1)
May this be so, with a vengeance.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (gPZ9i)
We're getting ready to tow the camper to a nice Texas State Park for the weekend.
Imma get away from all this crazy shit for awhile.
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (Zz0t1)
To the extent anything works in them, it's because of the (mostly) non-leftards who run the infrastructure.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (ZGrMX)
ITS FUNNY BECAUSE FOR THE FIRST TWO MONTHS OF THIS SHITSOW THE DEMS IN CONGRESS WERE SHAMPEACHING TRUMP AND THE WORLD HEALTH ORGANIZATION WAS KEPT IN THE DARK BY THE CHICOM GOVERNMENT AND THEN THEY SOFT PEDALED IT UNTIL MID JANUARY WHEN THE SAID A QUIET WHOOPSIES AND THEN BLAMED AMERICA FOR CALLING IT A CHINESE VIRUS.
Posted by: Ben Rothliesbergergler
====
So obvious even worthlessberger gets it.
Posted by: Occam at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (ZuGkg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Not a chemist, but I would say yes. Mainly you are trying to remove oils and water from your hands so the critters dry up and die.
Posted by: Bruce at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (55d/e)
++++++++++++
It's only the *exact* phenomenon that led to the rise of fascism in the wake of WWI. If Marx had been right, WWI should have done it and ushered in international socialism. But he wasn't right. People care about their nations - far more than class.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (KP5rU)
CHAVEZ!!!!
Was there any paper products?
Posted by: Sponge at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (rpxSz)
She'll never get a job as a machinist.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (sGotD)
Either that, or she'll make a spectacle of herself on day one.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:32 AM (5IbVn)
Same family, same genetic makeup, similar immune deficiencies maybe?
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (kgQKM)
Seems to be. EEVBlog had a video about DIY hand sanitizer, says he rolls his own with alcohol and glycerine.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qsX7tEM6gFA
Posted by: spindrift at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Kilroy
==
what are the details on that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (hYcqw)
Been doing this but no towels, just evaporate dry.
But it gives me the sadz feelz bcuz aroma reminds me of my favorite closed bar.
Posted by: getting the banned back together, we each get our own tour bus! at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (gCiNR)
If Death knocked on my door looking like this:
https://tinyurl.com/y3fscjsx
or like this:
https://tinyurl.com/rq283sx
I would be out in a heartbeat
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (2JVJo)
our city you just block (or blow up) the bridges
very simple
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (j9HX3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (sWM8x)
- No military to assist with logistics, delivery, or - G-d forbid - keeping order
I don't know where you're getting this. Most intra-European borders are closed. Military is setting up field hospitals left and right.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:31 AM (o2MD2)
~~~~~
This is true. See this:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vorwoxk
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (E2o2V)
OK GROUP
REEL IN THE PUNS
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM
Whadda youse gonna do about it? You wanna pisces of me?
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (axyOa)
Going to be a monetary struggle for a while if this keeps up.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020
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My university is strongly encouraging us to work from home. With luck I will have my Internet access at home by this evening and can log in to chat with you folks anytime. As for work, I'm trying to clean up as much as I can here in the office before I go.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (Ejm1K)
This is what I have concocted.
$15 bottle of everclear some aloe vera gel
and a few TSA approved travel bottles
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (KP5rU)
CHAVEZ!!!
Went to the grocery store for milk first thing this morning. They were all out, except for that almond milk shit. I'll try again later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Kilroy
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what are the details on that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)
Just read the story on the Fox News site.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (5IbVn)
But it gives me the sadz feelz bcuz aroma reminds me of my favorite closed bar.
Posted by: getting the banned back together, we each get our own tour bus! at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (gCiNR)
+++++++++++++++
You drink isopropyl? How's your eyesight?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (OyyDO)
Speaking of, I was already way overdue for a haircut when all this happened. Now I can't get one until who knows when.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (Ez6QX)
Huh. Your place shut down? Did not know that was part of the Ukase too.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (90T4r)
kallisto this HAS to be the big key right?!?!
that's why so severe some places and not others - it's not the lockdowns
it's something with a genetic predisposition / weakness to this thing
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (j9HX3)
I would gladly have her as my waitress, but can you imagine finding a hair in your soup?
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Kilroy
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what are the details on that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)
And it's 4 not 5 in critical condition.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (5IbVn)
true
but the alcohol sanitizer is portable and useful while out shopping etc..
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (90T4r)
Yep, all hair salons closed for at least two weeks here in WA.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (SENHs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (KP5rU)
My family can't even travel to a neighboring town without a good reason. There's checkpoints they have to clear.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (gd9RK)
+++++++++++++
Starting, and against the rules of EU. Border restrictions within the Union began (I think with Czech republic), but it's still against their rules. Their system cannot work.
And yes, some of the national militaries are responding, but they are weak and there can be no order for, say, a Polish unit to respond to a condition in France.
Because they aren't a real country, despite playing one on TV for 30 years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: getting the banned back together, 6 feet apart at March 19, 2020 10:27 AM (gCiNR)
Well, we otter be looking for alternative joke lines!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (BiNEL)
I would gladly have her as my waitress, but can you imagine finding a hair in your soup?
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Ginger hotties don't have to worry about "jobs". They become models, and then some wealthy dude picks them up and pays them to lay around his mansion and look hot.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Needs to be 70% or higher alcohol.
EverClear and aloe vera gel. 190 proof = 95%
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (mndtc)
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The recipe seems to be 2 to 1 Everclear to aloe vera gel.
I made some with 2/3 cup everclear to 1/3 cup aloe gel. Put it in a sealed jar and shook it well - the aloe vera gel did not want to combine with the alcohol at first. Once combined, put it in the empty pump bottle of purell. Voila!
Posted by: Boots at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM
I've been distance teaching for a couple of weeks now. Its boring. But hey, beer!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BignJames at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (X/Pw5)
And yes, some of the national militaries are responding, but they are weak and there can be no order for, say, a Polish unit to respond to a condition in France.
Because they aren't a real country, despite playing one on TV for 30 years.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (hYcqw)
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It's like they took the Articles of Confederation from our early history and threw a massive bureaucracy on top.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM
Ah, clam up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (KP5rU)
Lucky you! We'll see if this bullshit calms down any in the next couple of days in my neck of the woods. It's not as bad as it could be but some things are still being bought up like crazy.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ptschett at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (uHE/j)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:30 AM (hYcqw)
the gel is to keep the alcohol from evaporating too quickly so it has time to kill the virus I think
maybe soak a paper towel in alcohol and clean your hands with it - the mechanical action plus alcohol combo
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (G546f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 10:38 AM (ykYG2)
But it's all right. The ice will slowly melt.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (90T4r)
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (2mteh)
https://tinyurl.com/ujsjkaw
goes to LiveScience blog. short answer: test everybody.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM (j9HX3)
No, no, no, that can't be right, we are all identical!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (BiNEL)
Gov Wolf did that in PA. it's dumb.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 19, 2020 10:39 AM (a4qVe)
And THAT, I do not understand.
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (90T4r)
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (2mteh)
I can think of a couple of things...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
This is what I have concocted.
$15 bottle of everclear some aloe vera gel
and a few TSA approved travel bottles
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM
That's gotta taste like crap.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (axyOa)
Yo, Kilroy! I watched that Liston doc last night. It didn't change my opinion on sad vs. tragic, but it was quite well worth watching. Thanks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (kgQKM)
prayers for them
may they dodge the worst of it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (G546f)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (C1Lsn)
Just one more ingredient and you will have a great Commie sanitzer. Just stand back a bit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (dGOLj)
Posted by: George V at March 19, 2020 10:29 AM (U2Tva)
hahaha
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (55d/e)
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (2mteh)
All you need is a match, et voila!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (BiNEL)
it's because Wolf has the power to do it. so he did.
also some of our "state parks" are small areas in Center City, like Independence Mall. not sure why he couldn't just close the ones in the city, but he's having fun right now torturing us so who am I to get in his way
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (j9HX3)
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (2mteh)
All you need is a match, et voila!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (BiNEL)
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Fire purifies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (axyOa)
I will K eel you !!
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (rpxSz)
I can think of a couple of things...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (NWiLs)
Does it have anything to do with keeping tanker trucks parked under bridges clean?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Boots
I wonder if you could use a hand mixer with a whisk attachment to make it blend easier?
I used to scramble eggs that way. Put them in a wide mouth quart mason jar and use mixer attached whisk.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (mndtc)
Just one more ingredient and you will have a great Commie sanitzer. Just stand back a bit.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM
Home made foogas?
Awesome!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: tubal at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (90T4r)
you got it!
he's been utterly useless - and empty suit as Gov
he's found his time to shine. lording it over people and being a little tyrant is his Special Talent
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (T09ml)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: An Observation at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (81WY3)
Talk to you all tomorrow. Hope you have a lovely day as circumstances permit.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (2JVJo)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (a4qVe)
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM
*glances at San Francisco*
*shifty eyes*
I have no idea.
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: J at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (k2JMz)
$15 bottle of everclear some aloe vera gel
and a few TSA approved travel bottles
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 10:36 AM
That's gotta taste like crap.
Posted by: Diogenes
It's all food grade. Maybe add some orange juice.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:37 AM (kgQKM)
prayers for them
may they dodge the worst of it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (G546f)
Last nite talked to my cousin, so far no one has been infected, even though we have relatives from Liguria to Rome to Umbria to Abruzzo. The infection rate in Italy is still around a half percent.
Posted by: kallisto at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (kgQKM)
Posted by: George Brett at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (xPl2J)
Posted by: SMOD at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (3aI0K)
rub all surfaces to ensure the soap or sanitizer reaches all areas of your hands including the nail beds. The rubbing also causes a minor amount of friction and disrupts the mucus covering on bacteria and or natural oils on your skin that might be trapping viruses/bacteria.
It's not enough to spray your hands with sanitizer
Posted by: batterup at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (K4I9O)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 19, 2020 10:45 AM (ykYG2)
mixer better be EX rated or you may get a little flash
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 10:45 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM
Agreed. Looks like the future ex-Mrs D.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:45 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 19, 2020 10:34 AM
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Any man who makes puns should be hung, drawn and quoted.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 19, 2020 10:45 AM (T09ml)
491 So, gasoline, Styrofoam and ivory soap won't work as a hand sanitizer?
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM (2mteh)
All you need is a match, et voila!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (BiNEL)
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Fire purifies.
ivory soap is already 99 and 44/100% pure. diminishing returns.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:45 AM (sGtp+)
it was on a limited basis. The frozen pizza section still looked like
Hoth though.
Posted by: exdem13 at March 19, 2020 10:40 AM
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Our local grocery store was completely wiped out of meat and frozen stuff.
The manager of the meat section was using a shop vac to clean out the frozen food cases.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Boots
I do basically the same thing with witch hazel, aloe gel, and a little glycerin. Voila, unscented post-shave balm.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM (ejd/p)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (sWM8x)
~~~~~
Thanks, MLL. That's a good one. I've shared it everywhere I can.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: batterup at March 19, 2020 10:44 AM (K4I9O)
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Mechanical aspects are often forgotten. We have a word for this ("scrub") for a reason.
Hell on the skin, though. I wonder if the stores are out of lotion. I may venture out during my lunch break.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM (E3EKu)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at March 19, 2020 10:41 AM (gd9RK)
Glad you liked it.
Sad Tragic
220 221
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (5IbVn)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t6lfmmb
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (dGOLj)
Any man who makes puns should be hung, drawn and quoted.
people are hanged. unless you mean....
oh, my!
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: An Observation
Careful kid! You'll shoot your ass off!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 19, 2020 10:11 AM (Kpl3J)
My Randall's store was pretty much fully stocked.
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 10:14 AM (5IbVn)
Stores in OKC well stocked. Very very few are panicking here. I love my state.
Posted by: Sooner at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (Fs5vw)
What the hell am I gonna do with it now?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020
++++
Check out napalm futures.
You could make a killing.
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (T09ml)
So, she's saying "you're not getting any" ?
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (ZTZBG)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: SMOD
So they're just not trying hard enough now, huh?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (vcOmj)
Our feel good story of the day.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (l3+k2)
vmom 2020 is to be commended for giving early context for those of not experts on Pre-Raphaelites.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (u82oZ)
they seem on the 'plus' size
and I wouldnt be surprised if they had some underlying health issues.
Still very tragic . . .
Posted by: McCool at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (lWCRE)
Posted by: SMOD
so it's not all bad news
Posted by: la belle dammit at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (G546f)
Our feel good story of the day.
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (l3+k2)
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The rumors out of Iran seem so much worse than anywhere else.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: davidt at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (l3+k2)
++++++++++++++++
I don't feel good about it. They're an enemy and we should do *nothing* help them, but I don't feel good about it (except that it is also apparently tearing through their leadership, which is a good thing).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: dingbat at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (KylN9)
Went to the grocery store for milk first thing this morning. They were all out, except for that almond milk shit. I'll try again later.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 19, 2020
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Several groceries here, including Walmart, are instituting "senior shopping hours," opening an hour early one or two days a week, so that people 60 or 65+ (those at greatest risk for the virus, apparently) can shop easily. I normally do not take advantage of senior discounts, but these I will seize.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Wilbur at March 19, 2020 10:24 AM (l3+k2)
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Alternatively,
A corpse is a corpse, of course, of course, and a vote can't be cast by a corpse, of course. That is, of course, unless the corpse is the famous Mr Dem.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM
Ugh.
On the plus side, it only takes a few minutes, and he'll be very glad he did it.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (ejd/p)
I used to scramble eggs that way. Put them in a wide mouth quart mason jar and use mixer attached whisk.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:42 AM (mndtc)
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The fumes are flammable, no? Plugging in an electrical appliance, or turning it on once it's plugged in, could generate a little spark.
I tried mixing with a hand held whip in a mixing bowl but the aloe gel was stubbornly gummy. It also contains lidocaine, so not only does it disinfect, but it doesn't hurt putting it on! Kidding. But the sealed jar did the trick, like combining salad dressing ingredients.
Posted by: Boots at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (oGBso)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (zZbCU)
That inshallah thing can be a stone cold bitch!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 10:50 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM (E3EKu)
Sheesh. Well at least you have us to keep you entertained.
Posted by: Jordan61 at March 19, 2020 10:50 AM (Ez6QX)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:50 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: Sooner at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM
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So do Tornadoes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:50 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
if you look closely, you can see his beard is just an overgrown Hitler stache
Posted by: la belle dammit at March 19, 2020 10:51 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:51 AM (E3EKu)
He's certainly doing a good job of sounding reasonable and human. Too bad he's a filthy shitstain commie asshole lib dem fuckhead like the rest of them.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 10:51 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at March 19, 2020 10:31 AM (o2MD2)
I would like to have a rule of thumb like that, but "plain soap" is wildly variable in its ingredients.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:51 AM (55d/e)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (zZbCU)
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It's almost as if Islam makes countries poor, dirty, backward, inbred, ignorant, and stupid.
Almost.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 19, 2020 10:51 AM (v3NfP)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
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That happened to my cousin when he got a job with an optical lab. Fell into the lens grinding machine!
Posted by: Muldoon at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (m45I2)
Dollar Tree earlier this week still had paper towels and TP, but no bread either, unless you count their revolting bagels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at March 19, 2020 10:49 AM (ejd/p)
Follow the post-op meds schedule to the letter!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (dGOLj)
Could be a crime family. I don't buy the comments on the article "well, they're obese- compromised immune systems", because they look like 90% of America.
The lack of spread on this thing is 'interesting'. A fourth-grade teacher in Montgomery County, for instance. Really? Just the teacher? How did it travel to the teacher and not from the teacher?
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (gHCnG)
you got it!
he's been utterly useless - and empty suit as Gov
he's found his time to shine. lording it over people and being a little tyrant is his Special Talent
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! at March 19, 2020 10:43 AM (j9HX3)
I'll never forgive the sumbitch for shutting down the state stores. We're going through all this and we can't have a martini? Putz.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (RD7QR)
You could hang meat in this waiting room.
yeah, well, somebody here got the bright idea that doorknobs are bad. so all the interior doors are propped open, as well as one of the exterior doors. there's a cold breeze blowing through my cubicle making certain everybody's viruses make are well mixed.
Posted by: Anachronda at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (sGtp+)
If Biden flames out, watch for the Dems to draft him.
Posted by: TSgt Ciz at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (af5xa)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (E3EKu)
It must suck being that person.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (gHCnG)
Dollar Tree earlier this week still had paper towels and TP, but no bread either, unless you count their revolting bagels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (Ejm1K)
Flour tortillas can be your friend. Us snotty panicking white folks kinda shy away from them so there's usually plenty.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:54 AM (2mteh)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (sWM8x)
~~~~~
Thanks, MLL. That's a good one. I've shared it everywhere I can.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 10:46 AM
Excellent!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:54 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2020 10:54 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Mr. Trashbag, Shoggoth and Eater Of Toes at March 19, 2020 10:54 AM (T09ml)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (dGOLj)
The combination of COV-19 and COV-9mm epidemics is something to behold!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (BiNEL)
Dollar Tree earlier this week still had paper towels and TP, but no bread either, unless you count their revolting bagels.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (Ejm1K)
The bagels are revolting?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:16 AM (OyyDO)
But the title emphasizes her lack of pity.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:28 AM (55d/e)
You're right. That's just me philosophizing. The painting should be read withing the context of the poem. I do believe there are fates worse than death tho. To die in those situations is a mercy.
Posted by: Kris at March 19, 2020 10:33 AM (OyyDO)
I'm not trying to shut down your philosophizing. I'm just engaged in conversation. I love what you do here.
Posted by: m at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (55d/e)
He's certainly doing a good job of sounding reasonable and human. Too bad he's a filthy shitstain commie asshole lib dem fuckhead like the rest of them.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 10:51 AM (uEbPt)
Too New York Italian, possible Mob Ties, plus massive corruption that would be be uncovered if he ran for national office.
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (CqE5x)
except those overpriced organic brands that are so woke they probably don't want to offend the viruses
Posted by: la belle dammit at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Sooner at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM
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So do Tornadoes.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 19, 2020 10:50 AM
Spent a lifetime there one summer at Ft Sill.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts
I don't want to sound too presumptive, but this could also be seen as a judgement by God.
He works in mysterious ways.
And seriously, it's easy to say crappy things about Iran because we hate its government, but real people are dying there, just like in Italy, China and other places.
I've been to China a couple of times, and most Chinese are very nice, gentle and hospitable people. A lot of them don't like their government, but don't have the ability to change it by voting.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (vcOmj)
This is just the first eye. Hope he'll be able to get the second one done soon.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (E3EKu)
Mrs Damned has had several procedures of that nature. They get em done amazingly fast. With good results. She was pretty much a CokeBottle lens person for years.
I watched one, once, that was quite enough for me.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (2mteh)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
It's amazing what you can make with a little flour, milk and lard.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:56 AM (E3EKu)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (Ejm1K)
Flour tortillas can be your friend. Us snotty panicking white folks kinda shy away from them so there's usually plenty.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 19, 2020
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True enough! And the local grocery where I stopped yesterday was out of all but their own baked bread, but there were some loaves of cinnamon swirl bread left. I haven't had any of that since, well, I can't recall.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:56 AM (Ejm1K)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRD-9-STnvQ
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at March 19, 2020 10:35 AM (sWM8x)
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That's gonna piss off the Chinese. It's all about face. And saying directly, "shame on you, you bastards!" is going to piss them off in ways other things won't.
I hope it (pardon the expression) goes viral.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:57 AM (hYcqw)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020 10:57 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: BluesFish at March 19, 2020 10:57 AM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 19, 2020 10:57 AM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:52 AM (Ejm1K)
The bagels are revolting?
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020
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Yep -- and the chocolate-covered grahams are planning a walkout.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:57 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 19, 2020 10:58 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Eric at March 19, 2020 10:58 AM (abQDf)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:58 AM (E3EKu)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (mndtc)
There's a simple refrigerator roll recipe (involving yeast) that give you a dough mix good for three days and you can bake fresh rolls every day.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:59 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 19, 2020
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I'd have gotten the last pound of ground meat from a little old lady the other day, if she hadn't struck back with her crutches.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 10:59 AM (Ejm1K)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t6lfmmb
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (dGOLj)
Hopefully if their economy crashes as hard as I think it will some vengeful Chinese will do the job voluntarily.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 19, 2020 10:59 AM (RD7QR)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to
In Ohio, there are still State stores, but also you can buy booze at some grocery stores (some Kroger's have really good liquor rooms, have to be 21 to go in).
My younger son works at a private liquor store, and they are doing great business (with the bars closed).
He also told me that some bars that they wholesale to are have problems with people trying to break in.
Drinking is a social thing, and some drinkers/alcoholics are having trouble coping with the bars being closed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at March 19, 2020 10:59 AM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 11:00 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Kilroy wasn't here at March 19, 2020 11:00 AM (5IbVn)
Posted by: JoeF. at March 19, 2020 10:55 AM (CqE5x)
A lot of that stuff doesn't matter, especially if you're a (D). See: Soetero, Barry. It's all about who people feel "comfortable" with, and this asshole is doing a good job, with press conferences on a daily basis. He's even been complimenting Trump. He knows what he's doing.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 11:00 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: IP - Still a 'ron at March 19, 2020 11:00 AM (gPZ9i)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:56 AM (E3EKu)
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Once, when taking my son to a doctor's appt, the TV in the kid's playroom was on some kiddie show. However, at the top of the hour, the show ended, and a soap came on. The opening scene was two people being rather intimate in bed. Staff changed the channel right quick!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (CAJOC)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/ug6o369
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (dGOLj)
yeast) that give you a dough mix good for three days and you can bake
fresh rolls every day.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at March 19, 2020 10:59 AM (BiNEL)
Rolls freeze extremely well in those thick freezer ziploc bags so you only have to bake them on one day if you want. I don't like the ziploc brand because they smell but the local grocery store brand is awesome.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Remodern America at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (2biAU)
Dish soap, laundry detergent, just need a surfactant. Wash it off, kill the outer layer. I think it would be counter-productive to use alcohol so often that your skin cracks.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (IMdOQ)
WuHan Flu and every death can be laid at the PRC leadership. They need a bullet to the head for trying to suppress and destroy evidence after the WuHan Flu started to spread starting last December.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t6lfmmb
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (dGOLj)
there'll be hell to pay; can't let them get away with this sh!t any longer
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at March 19, 2020 11:02 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 19, 2020 11:02 AM (mndtc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 19, 2020 11:02 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Sooner at March 19, 2020 10:47 AM (Fs5vw)
Meth people don't eat much.
Posted by: Roland THTG at March 19, 2020 11:02 AM (88+cf)
PARIS (AP) - Palace says Prince Albert of Monaco tests positive for new coronavirus.
The responses are as you'd expect. 'Prince Albert in the can'...
Posted by: Tami at March 19, 2020 11:02 AM (cF8AT)
I like the Belle DSM of John Waterhouse much better, but still .....
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 19, 2020 11:03 AM (M/9m0)
Since Death is Coming for us all soon, and we now have to shut down the Beaches, for the Children, er, the Grandparents, what's your conception of the afterlife? Who the fuck wants to hang around Earth on a ventilator when Valhalla awaits. Or, as the Pope says, there's no hell, so I'm looking forward to golfing with Hitler, Einstein, and Andy Warhol.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 19, 2020 11:04 AM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Weasel at March 19, 2020 10:54 AM (MVjcR)
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She knows something. Dogs are like that.
Probably an earthquake coming.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 19, 2020 11:07 AM (sGotD)
DanMa'am was so happy with the results of the first eye she jumped at the chance to get the second one done.
I did not even know she had a problem until she refused to drive one night to meet me at a function. She had always relied on me to do any night driving for years.
Posted by: DanMan at March 19, 2020 11:07 AM (kFOoV)
Kee-Rist, you're getting a different audio feed than we are.
We've been discussing turds in sewage the whole time he's been on.
How the hell could the Borscht Belt resorts all close with this kind of talent?
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 19, 2020 11:08 AM (8IOEj)
surfactant. Wash it off, kill the outer layer. I think it would be
counter-productive to use alcohol so often that your skin cracks.
Posted by: t-bird at March 19, 2020 11:01 AM (IMdOQ)
Actually fake soaps (and some true soaps) are in the main, way more damaging to your skin than most hand sanitizers. My wife makes soap with quality oils. I never have a problem no matter how many times I wash. I also hand sanitize quite a bit.
If I wash my hands with hotel soaps multiple times in a day, my hands go red and cracked.
Posted by: ... at March 19, 2020 11:08 AM (uEbPt)
He had an allergic reaction to the anti-biotic. Not severe, thank God, just a rash and swollen lip.
New anti-biotic and benadryl.
Has a 100.1 fever, but I guess that isn't high enough to test for covid yet.
Posted by: ghbucky at March 19, 2020 11:10 AM (s9Eo8)
Posted by: skywch at March 19, 2020 11:10 AM (IWvy/)
Posted by: Colin at March 19, 2020 11:12 AM (bzBkm)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 19, 2020 10:48 AM (hYcqw)
Well, when their religious/political leaders say the "cure" is to lick religious shrines and rub oil of violets on your bunghole, deaths are going to mount up. Seems the germ theory of disease has completely eluded them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 11:13 AM (miJU3)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 19, 2020 10:53 AM (E3EKu)
A few weeks later, once the first eye is fully healed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 19, 2020 11:18 AM (miJU3)
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