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A Bunch of Twitter Crap I Had Thought I'd Write Complete Posts About But I Didn't So Here They Are In Slapdash Fashion
Super Tuesday update: Apparently Joe Biden won Virginia, easily. Well, it's where his main base of support, NeverTrumpers, all live.
It's too late to save San Francisco. https://t.co/dYDEHiVwLu
— Jessica Fletcher (@heckyessica) March 3, 2020
If you re-read Anton’s Flight 93—and you substitute the so-called dangers of Trump for the dangers of leftism—you have the NeverTrump mindset exactly.
— David Reaboi (@davereaboi) March 3, 2020
We’re faced again with what we knew before: if they can make peace with even a socialist, in what sense were they ever allies?
Visual representation of Democrats’ strategy pic.twitter.com/0UDGRHSbXU
— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) March 3, 2020
AOC Shuts Down Ted Cruz By Making A Baking Soda Volcanohttps://t.co/jUfkMclOk6
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) March 2, 2020
The former chair of the DNC Donna Brazile just told @GOPChairwoman
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) March 3, 2020
to "Go to hell!"
THE LEFT IS COMPLETELY UNHINGED.
Donna Brazile's comments are completely DISGUSTING. pic.twitter.com/k6BlChnQ3l
Meanwhile, Katie Tur. Whose only qualifications are big tits and being willing to have Keith Olbermann lie on her and sweat.
Local firefighter stunned her attempts to force Latinos not to vote for Trump have failedhttps://t.co/k6vgY47kLZ
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) March 3, 2020
Here’s @ewarren as Heloise from my SACRED THRONE books, her war machine blazoned with the sigil of the Palantine - savior and devil-slayer. The pundits were wrong in 2016 and they’re wrong now. Warren is still in this fight and she’s the woman we need. Art by @laurenkcannon. pic.twitter.com/dHiWIODeeS
— Myke Cole (@MykeCole) March 3, 2020
For everyone saying, "Tiny head, haha," you should know that's alchemically powered armor, much larger than the wearer, especially a smallish woman. #armoredsaint #readabook #badass
— Charismatic Megafauna💪🐗 (@Strongboar12) March 3, 2020
Democrat Denver Councilwoman Candi CdeBaca says that she stands in "solidarity" with someone who says that they if they get the coronavirus that they will attend as many Trump rallies as possible
— Ryan Saavedra (@RealSaavedra) March 3, 2020
She appears to have made the statement on her government Twitter account https://t.co/YySSLhcNBZ pic.twitter.com/fJV0nJycHR
So a transgender activist tweeted a threat of gun violence against women who disagree with transgender identity, and when a woman reported it, @TwitterSafety said they found "no violation of our rules." What gives? Thanks to @SyreyneTalks for bringing it to my attention. pic.twitter.com/lwWTmfJZwg
— Tyler O'Neil (@Tyler2ONeil) March 2, 2020
A little bit of disability hate for a Monday night. Severe brain damage.... so funny?? pic.twitter.com/1aTlYnw2lz
— Dr EM (@PankhurstEM) March 2, 2020
The only "movement" amongst conservatives was the stampede of lifelong NRO readers and others like me from NeverTrump sources to outlets like The Federalist.
— Michael (@ScalitoPundit) March 3, 2020
TRUMP: "There are fringe globalists that would rather keep our borders open than keep our infection -- think of it -- keep all of the infection, let it come in." pic.twitter.com/qmjdTNOEVK
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 3, 2020
This is my new favorite joke:
— Lizzy Lou Who ☃️ (@_wintergirl93) March 2, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: garrett at March 03, 2020 06:48 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:50 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (CUU+W)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Jmel at March 03, 2020 06:51 PM (OeWgo)
Seriously, why is this despicable person still on Fox?
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:52 PM (lL/XW)
Seems she has had a lot of practice on gripping things.....
And Donna Blue Hair needs to go away. Far away.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Katy Tur - I speak Mexican Gud at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (bDqIh)
Myke Cole. When self-parody says HELLO! and the self doesn't recognize it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (VPuxH)
Orientation card and yell at anyone who mentions these inconvenient
facts, and thus shut down the discussion.
I didn't see this before posting my #7. Honest Injun.
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: henry at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 06:55 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (PbpT7)
Fox pays her millions of dollars for that schtick. It works for her. She ain't changing.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)
Not that it matters, and it could go either way, but in the first vid, which Dem candidate is the skateboard and which is the bike?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (l4C/z)
in the first vid, which Dem candidate is the skateboard and which is the bike?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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*second*
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)
Well I should hope not!!
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (90T4r)
Oh thank you for clarifying.
At what point do nerds grant you the legal right to just beat the shit out of them and stuff their heads into a toilet?
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The "alchemically powered" armor would be impossible for her to see out of. It's pointless.
Which is pretty much perfect for Liz Warren.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (ZCEU2)
THe baking soda volcano made me literally cry laughing. It's so on-point based on her reaction to the slightest criticism. And Cruz's fake reaction was priceless. "No way she can make it erupt . . . "
But the wholesale looting of the store in SF was NUTS!!!. What the actual fuck, SF?
Posted by: imp at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (SFOr6)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (8w3qu)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 06:58 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)
I assume they hired Brazile as a bribe to the DNC to get Democrat legislators to appear on their channel.
As we saw with the DNC emails, they expect a certain level of say and access to editorial decisions (see DWS demanding MSNBC pull a guest while the interview was in progress).
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Myke Cobb at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)
Next she will claim she was born a poor black child.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (gmo/4)
I forgot about that.
Surely that explains her belief that Keith Olbermann was an acceptably-butch sexual partner.
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (iTXRQ)
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LOL. She named a heroine "Heloise!"
These people are caricatures of themselves.
They aspire to be JK Rowling, who was (and still is) a one-note hack.
And yet...probably outselling me.
Sigh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (gmo/4)
That cropped head of Lizzie is just weird.
Posted by: Curly Shuffle at March 03, 2020 07:01 PM (ch6++)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 03, 2020 06:54 PM (ufFY
I bow to no one in my appreciation of yuge American breasteses, but I do like a big brain to go with them.
Katy Tur couldn't spell her own name if you spotted her the "K," the "T," the "R" and let her choose a vowel.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
There's an opening at MSNBC.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (CVRjO)
if it's not, click here
https://twitter.com/_wintergirl93/status/1234596151791431681
Posted by: ace at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (Izzlo)
I would normally guess gold-necklaced The Pirate drives a convertible Corvette (automatic transmission), but I think that's not European enough so I'm going with a Ferrari California.
Still the gold chain, though.
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88 Ferrari Mondial - with automatic transmission
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 03, 2020 06:45 PM (DjiZK)
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Listening to the Miami Vice theme song everywhere he goes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (41rs/)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 07:02 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: trapper's girl at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (O+D0T)
Posted by: JT at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (arJlL)
It's like Harold Lloyd meets Buster Keaton!
Funniest damned thing I've seen in years!
Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (L6Bp7)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at March 03, 2020 07:03 PM (41rs/)
Katy Tur couldn't spell her own name if you spotted her the "K," the "T," the "R" and let her choose a vowel.
You want a brain too? Luxury!
Posted by: pep at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (Izzlo)
Nope, half of them ARE Italian. They believe this virus is the Black Death, and if he goes to Italy "we're all gonna die". I think it's all the hazmat graphics and the idea that you need to bleach the streets in order to control the virus. At the end of the day, it will be like a bad flu or a middling flu, but you never see streets getting disinfected over the flu or pictures of "deserted streets" or of crowds all masked up. The optics might have been devised to show seriousness, but I can't imagine that blasting the streets with disinfectants would stop something spread by droplets or poor hand hygiene. People are convinced they are being lied to because of the crazy costumes, gallons of bleach, and the mortality rate being the percentage of hospitalized who die, not of all who contract it. We do not have great numbers of all people who contract flu as it's not something you must report
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:04 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)
She keeps birds?
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (ZfRYq)
The Democrats are more concerned about a severe bout of Bernie Bromentum then they are about the Corona Virus.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 06:57 PM (dphKJ)
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They consider themselves adequately sheltered from the virus. Only poor, unliked people will get it. They have zero compassion.
Bernie, on the other hand, does personally impact them, in terms of gigs and potential government grift that they won't get.
So for these amoral garbage people, it makes perfect sense.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (90T4r)
"I don't believe that our current economic system actually works. Capitalism, by design, is extractive, and in order to generate profit in a capitalist system, something has to be exploited . . .I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources. And so, whatever that morphs into, I think is what will serve community the best, and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: old memes at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (Gylu/)
"I don't believe that our current economic system actually works. Capitalism, by design, is extractive, and in order to generate profit in a capitalist system, something has to be exploited . . .I believe in community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources. And so, whatever that morphs into, I think is what will serve community the best, and I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary."
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)
Some real gibberish there, lizzy. I just read blah, blah, blah.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (90T4r)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cIgEhPNiJy0
Posted by: RKae at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (L6Bp7)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:01 PM (Ki5SV)
***
Now that right there is some first class smack!
I'm stealing it.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:06 PM (CVRjO)
"Somehow, we're trying to put hurdles around one or another candidate? That's stupid!"
This, from the wildebeest who got caught red-handed kneecapping Bernie in the 2016 debates by passing the questions from CNN to Hillary Clinton.
You know... the one who was ousted from her leadership role at the DNC for her involvement in that scandal?
Well, that's who FOX employs now. I hope those of you still watching that pile of shit, dicklicker network that has Paul Ryan on its board take this into consideration.
Fuck FOX. Get woke, go broke. Make it happen, people.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (WI7YS)
NC at 7:30
Maine, Massachusetts, Tennessee, Alabama , Oklahoma and Texas at 8,
Arkansas at 8:30 ( I think)
Minnesota and Colorado at 9
Utah 10
And California will be vote harvesting for at least another week, maybe 2.
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 06:59 PM (Wm5SB)
Hmmm. Now that you mention it, neither did I.
Woah. Did she accidentally say something that was true?
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (6XlcD)
Surprised not, I am.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:05 PM (bDqIh)
"Whatever that morphs into" is over there, in the ditch. Go take a look. Your commie allies will just walk a few steps behind you so you don't slip and fall in. I'm sure you can trust them.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (t+qrx)
Whether it's infecting people by Coronvirus or any other means. I suppose. Just evil.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (obh/i)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (rpxSz)
But for us who believe in individualism and free trade, every transaction is one where both sides win
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (lL/XW)
The "leaders" in Iran probably believed they were sheltered from the plague virus until they started dropping
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (ONvIw)
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"Allahu-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
*wheeze*
*thud*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (lcd8p)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (TDEVx)
= = = =
Right? The key phrases are:
-- community ownership of land, labor, resources, and distribution of those resources
AND
-- I'm excited to usher it in by any means necessary
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (bDqIh)
She's good looking for being over a hundred.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (WI7YS)
Whether it's infecting people by Coronvirus or any other means. I suppose. Just evil.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)
A friend said he could not understand how intelligent people could fall for this liberal claptrap.
It's not difficult if you believe in good and evil.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (obh/i)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (dphKJ)
*thud*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)
Yep. And the water cannons in Iran will make American's think this is on the pavement, just like in China, when people should be washing the countertops and faucet handles instead.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (oVJmc)
So no Slim Whitman music?
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (dphKJ)
I loved that dumb, stupid movie, God forgive me.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (COzlW)
Woah. Did she accidentally say something that was true?
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 07:08 PM (87gB3)
I seriously can't tell if she's advocating that babies vote, or if she's claiming to be a hundred years old, or if maybe the local Democrats wouldn't let people like her vote even though she legally had the right to.
Any way you cut it, ummm HUH?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (nFwvY)
Why does Warren in Alchemy armor look like Michael Dukakis in a tank?
WTF Massachusetts? The Kennedys had heads like Macy's Parade balloons.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:09 PM (Wm5SB)
---
So since we're over 100, I'm going to take a moment for Shameless Self Promotion.
I have a book out, generously supported by the Sunday Book Threaders that you weekday Morons might enjoy.
It's called The Vampires of Michigan and is 100 percent pure action. Some character development but lots of sex, violence, gun play and withering humor.
Ace is my personal inspiration for Malcolm Crawford, hand-cannon toting biker vampire killer.
Who also gets laid. By a French chick. Because he's a HERO.
Anyhow, buy the book. Link in nickname.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)
These people are freaking nuts.
https://tinyurl.com/ukpq7ku
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)
They aspire to be JK Rowling, who was (and still is) a one-note hack.
And yet...probably outselling me.
Sigh.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:00 PM (cfSRQ)
**fistbump**
I know the feeling, brother.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (COzlW)
--Candi Cdebaca
Nobody "owns" my labor but me, bitch.
My employers rent my labor. I agreed to the deal. If the deal stops being to my liking, I will end that agreement and make a different deal.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (9t0Zz)
These dillholes will think you mistakenly sent them your handyman Philip's tool.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:11 PM (TDEVx)
You know who's got it figured out? The people ripping off the Walgreens. They've bothered to do the math. The risk/return is in their favor.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (t+qrx)
These people are freaking nuts.
https://tinyurl.com/ukpq7ku
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)
I will never get the Batgirl Congresswoman out of my memory.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (TDEVx)
https://tinyurl.com/udut6sm
Alex Azar says that scientists have developed a potential vaccine after three days
Dr Fauci We are going into a phase one trial for a vaccine.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (EMi53)
And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)
think they could be trying to affect the CA vote ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (rpxSz)
Well, I'm glad coronavirus is getting attention to Candi CdeBaca, who you wouldn't know if you ain't from my particular city. She's a real gem, that one.
Also, if you didn't come up around around a lot of Hispanics, you won't know this fun fact: CdeBaca is a contraction/corruption of "cabeza de vaca," which in G-d's native tongue of English is "cowhead." The name was attained by low-class people with particularly ugly features. No kiddin'.
It's been a name for "poor and ugly" for a long damned time.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:12 PM (lL/XW)
I don't care if the job is meaningful or not. If it's a job, and it pays, someone will take it. It's up to management to make the employment worthwhile.
That's called leadership.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (CVRjO)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (8ruUE)
Go over to educatedhillbillys(robprovince)Twitter. He's got a video from this weekend of Gavin McInnes getting kicked out of CPAC for yelling/mocking a pack of soyboys.
"Hey, Will!! You piece of shit!"
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (AD3JT)
And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)
think they could be trying to affect the CA vote ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (rpxSz)
They would never be that villainous. Right?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (90T4r)
And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)
She looks deviant.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (obh/i)
And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)
Bern was never gonna win VA
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (6XlcD)
Dr Fauci We are going into a phase one trial for a vaccine.
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (EMi53)
It's pretty impressive, so if Wuhan ends up seasonal, and I see no reason why it should, this will be great. Or a general corona virus vaccine that can be tweaked for the strain of the year, might be better.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)
But you got free Prime, right?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: AOC at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:15 P
Yep and the other states.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (AXS9h)
Ugh, and Dobbs just played a clip of that horrid cunt Hilary.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (ufFY8)
I've talked to the guy before. He's convinced Trump is a left-winger who wants to turn America into a socialist dictatorship. All his fighting with the Democrats is just for show, the guy says. Trump's actually no different from Bernie Sanders, he says -- says Trump wants to run against Sanders because they're actually best buddies. Yeah, I don't follow, either.
So while I'm inclined to believe somebody actually called up Swallwell's office and said what he says they said, I don't really know how it's Trump's fault. Crazy folks gonna crazy.
Posted by: Ex-liberal at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (R1mDg)
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (v0R5T)
I know the feeling, brother.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:14 PM (Ki5SV)
---
*Passes bottle of bourbon*
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)
They are like swarming gnats, you practically have to swat them away. Long ago I learned to announce loudly as I approach, "I vote against anyone whose workers assail me!".
Works pretty well, and has to be frustrating for them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (CDGwz)
These people are freaking nuts.
https://tinyurl.com/ukpq7ku
Posted by: josephistan at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (Izzlo)
That. Is. Awesome. That's the funniest thing I've seen in days.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:19 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:15 PM (bQe8/)
There's also no song with the chord progression C-D-E-B-A-C-A.
https://www.hooktheory.com/trends
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)
--Candi Cdebaca
Nobody "owns" my labor but me, bitch.
My employers rent my labor. I agreed to the deal. If the deal stops being to my liking, I will end that agreement and make a different deal.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03
***
This.
See you in the streets bitch. Bring friends. You're gonna need them.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (CVRjO)
Posted by: Jewells45 at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (RuIsu)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1234850300948819970
Posted by: socalcon at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (dphKJ)
A Brazil nut.
Posted by: wth at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Donna Brazile at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)
Yeah! Double dumbass on her!
Posted by: Capt. James T. Kirk at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (bQe8/)
Not even half of 1% reporting in VA.
And they call it. That's criminal.
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:13 PM (AXS9h)
________
The votes were already counted last night and the headlines written.
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (XAbde)
~~~~~
To be fair, none of us had the right to vote when we were born; had to wait until we were 18.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (sGotD)
Donna Brazile can double go to hell!
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)
Whoa. Strong Weasel. You don't wanna walk that back a bit?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (8w3qu)
Posted by: Captain Hate at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (y7DUB)
Until reading this, I zero respect for Katie Tur.
Now, I realize I am wrong.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (TDEVx)
You have to be pretty damn educated to be that stupid.
I knew an African American PhD who believed that Newt Gingrich shot down Ron Brown's plane.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (ZfRYq)
Donna Brazile can double go to hell!
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)
Whoa. Strong Weasel. You don't wanna walk that back a bit?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W
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The time for being nice is over!!
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (bML9A)
145
Donna Brazile can double go to hell!
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:18 PM (spA/L)
Whoa. Strong Weasel. You don't wanna walk that back a bit?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (Orx/W)
I think proper protocol demands that "can single dog go to hell" be invoked first.
Posted by: Ralphie at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (ufFY8)
Heidi's a bit of a killjoy, ain't she...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)
~~~~~
To be fair, none of us had the right to vote when we were born; had to wait until we were 18.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:22 PM (sGotD)
You natives are really stupid, aren't you?
Posted by: millions of illegals, non-citizens, and felons who are Calif voters today - SUCKERS! at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (sy5kK)
Ace-
Go over to educatedhillbillys(robprovince)Twitter. He's got a video
from this weekend of Gavin McInnes getting kicked out of CPAC for
yelling/mocking a pack of soyboys.
"Hey, Will!! You piece of shit!"
Posted by: Ktgreat at March 03, 2020 07:16 PM (AD3JT)
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Yeah, I can't imagine why anyone would find hurling cusswords objectionable.
These people...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)
His argument that he is keeping his slaves because they are greener than farm machinery strikes a chord with voters.
Same with his promise to free his slaves if he gets the gov tax credits.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)
Government make work"
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)
Well, I too think this coronavirus thing is a bunch of shit.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (MVjcR)
LMAO! too much man.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: old memes at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Eromero at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)
It's obvious they learned the Somali lesson.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (obh/i)
wasn't she born in iran?
vote? she didn't have the right to a clit,
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (HALdu)
--Candi Cdebaca
Candi...
You wanton libidinous trollop.
I've been fighting communism my whole life. I'm not stopping now. If you truly believe that horseshit, then keep in mind there are a shitload of others just like me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (CVRjO)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (COzlW)
There's also no song with the chord progression C-D-E-B-A-C-A.
https://www.hooktheory.com/trends
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:20 PM (t+qrx)
This is the kind of insightful commentary that keeps me coming back.
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)
MN. They are so reserved.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (hdzef)
Vampires of Michigan was a really fun book. I probably overanalyzed it
in my "review", but after 25 years with psychiatric patients, it's what I
do.
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)
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Thanks!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
C'mon, Skip. You should know, the quarantine was invented by Avicenna in Persia. When it comes to locking people up, the sons of the Prophet are hard to beat.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (8IOEj)
Had to wait twenty one years.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (obh/i)
There is a coronavirus case down in Lake Oswego.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (NVYyb)
I would have to think the results aren't going to be close to what current polls are saying. So many people have dropped out, Biden looked dead just a few days ago, Bloomberg looked to be surging a few weeks ago, etc.
Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (sjTfF)
To be fair, none of us had the right to vote when we were born; had to wait until we were 18.
Posted by: IrishEi
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I was born at a time when the general populace was still sane. Voting age: 21
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 03, 2020 07:27 PM (NVYyb)
Well that sucks.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (90T4r)
Like the moon versus....uh...you know the thing.
M-O-O-N. That spells Jobs.
Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (lcd8p)
vote? she didn't have the right to a clit,
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (HALdu)
~~~~~
You're talking ValJar. The vote thing was Brazile.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: NeverNeverTrumper at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (0jZvB)
Posted by: CN at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (ONvIw)
So...what's your opinion regarding the mental health and status of the author?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: old memes at March 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Qf83p)
There are ways, believe me, you don't want to know.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)
Early state calls are not necessarily nefarious ... they have exit
polling data, etc. And not sure why anyone voting any other state would
care about a primary result in another state ... New Hampshire was
called last week, why is anyone even bothering to vote today!
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (hdzef)
Yeah. Early calls will only become a problem when they start turning out to be inaccurate more often. Then the networks will back off and wait longer.
It's not like that particular state can theoretically change the result, since theoretically all the votes are already in.
Theoretically.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 06:53 PM (90T4r)
She looks like one of those toy gremlins or whatever that you pull the hair out to make it longer.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (lcd8p)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:23 PM (PD1/H)
It's Super Taco Tuesday. I hope that's the three ply soft stuff.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (Wm5SB)
That's some piss poor ROI, mini.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Joey Bidet's victory speech for Virginia, "the South will rise again!"
*dead silence*
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:21 PM (dphKJ)
_________
And that his choice for VP is California CongressCritter Brad Sherman.
Biden/Sherman 2020 -- We're Going to March Through the South!
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)
**smiles**
I'd starve if I had to live off my royalties.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: lowandslow at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)
Eh, take away her tits, what's she got? Nada.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:17 PM (dphKJ)
**smiles**
I'd starve if I had to live off my royalties.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:29 PM (Ki5SV)
Prime Pantry has a 20 pack deal on Ramen. Sweet.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:30 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: lowandslow at March
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (QfsKk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: lowandslow at March
that is just selfish
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (nFwvY)
https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1234902205095743488
Posted by: Hold My Corona at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (mR8Pc)
Suck it, little tyrant.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:31 PM (ufFY
Tiny Town will be gloomy tonight.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (AXS9h)
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (AXS9h)
Tarheel out front should've told ya.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (dphKJ)
The streaming version of The Name of the Rose - anybody see it? Is it worth it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Ki5SV)
What event am I thinking of then?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob '"Heidi says 'no licking the ettes' at the MOME" at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: That teacher in Breakfast Club at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (lcd8p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WI7YS)
Eh, take away her tits, what's she got? Nada.
The kind of family history the left wants for the rest of us.
Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Qf83p)
Keep on Demin' on, Donna.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (ptqGC)
--Candi Cdebaca
Candi...
You wanton libidinous trollop.
I've been fighting communism my whole life. I'm not stopping now. If you truly believe that horseshit, then keep in mind there are a shitload of others just like me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (CVRjO)
*fistbump, and a beer*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ha at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (AXS9h)
Just great!!! Turn around at Pigeon Forge I guess!
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (90T4r)
The video of human scum loading trashbags full of stolen merchandise in full view is a great illustrative metaphor of where we are.
Likewise Katie Turd and the egghead conversing in bafflement at the idea of an Hispanic guy voting for Trump.
Madness, everywhere around us.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: JEM at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (8erNz)
I know everyone thought I was toast, but I showed them. Steiner did come! Hah, right there in South Dakota we showed them what for!
What. For.
Word as a Biden.
Where's the guy who reminds me of my son? Ollie Pundit! Stand up! No, no, I said stand up, not throw up. Cut back on the booze, man. I take it back, Hunter does coke like a Hoover but he holds his whiskey. Damn, son.
Yeah, so it's great to be here, and I'm looking forward to Super Thursday next Friday. It's Lent, and as a Catholic I got my ashes in gear. Get it! I crack myself up.
What? Not Hot Hair? Where the hell am I? Morons?
Hey, I don't have anything against special ed kids. My son was one of 'em. Jill, says I qualify. Word as a Biden. Come here Doctor Jill and let me have a nibble. Num, num, num.
Yeah, so unlike Trump, I'm compassionate and caring. I love the retarded, especially retarded little girls. Cute the way they drool. Just like Hunter.
Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (cfSRQ)
not sure he up to it
did he really want to be the nominee ?
or does he just like running and being adore by the bros
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz)
The streaming version of The Name of the Rose - anybody see it? Is it worth it?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
if it doesn't have Zardoz, it's crap
Posted by: x at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Left hand at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Ki5SV)
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I thought it was not bad. Saw it a long time ago, though. Not as complex as the novel, and they made a major change in what happened to a couple of characters.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (PD1/H)
Suck it, little tyrant.
All those TV ads have just let everyone know that he's really, really annoying.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (oVJmc)
https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1234902205095743488
Posted by: Hold My Corona at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (mR8Pc)
Trying to empty the box so he can use it to get a drink of water out of the fountain?
Posted by: That teacher in Breakfast Club at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (lcd8p)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (l3+k2)
I've been fighting communism my whole life. I'm not stopping now. If you truly believe that horseshit, then keep in mind there are a shitload of others just like me.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 07:26 PM (CVRjO)
You say "wanton libidinous trollop" like it's a bad thing...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Fritz at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ATCV4)
WHEN I WAS A CHILD WE STOOD IN LINE FOR 10 HOURS TO GET A PIEROGIE AND WE WERE DAMN GLAD TO HAVE IT.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE A) PIEROGI IS PLURAL AND B) IN LENINGRAD THEY'RE CALLED PIROZHKI (SINGULAR PIROZHOK).
Posted by: Anachronda at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: EveR at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)
Proving he hasn't had to care about what anyone else thinks for a loooooooooooooong time.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (puu6v)
President Corky and VP Tank Abrams. Bask in the dream.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: blaster
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Without checking, I'd bet a grand that it is a Dem district.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: old memes
Either anticipating runs on it *(Yes, that was a pun.)
Or
Supplies dwindle due to supply chain interruptions.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (j3npP)
The man who doesn't think you should have a big soda eats the skin off the chicken and leaves the rest for others.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (oVJmc)
That's Candi Dcebaca's "community ownership" ideas in action, no?
I'm sure Ayer's and Dohrn's sons, AG Chesa Boudin, will get right on that shoplifting problem!
Posted by: Left hand at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (bDqIh)
I could beat Bernie with black voters
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------
Good of you to relay that knowledge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)
The New York-based propaganda outlets are calling quick wins for Biden
in Virginia and North Carolina to stomp on Texas and California. They
are all in to kill off Bernie.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (puu6v)
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The problem is that the Bernie Bros aren't about siding with the winner.
For them, it's an act of heroic defiance, so the more the DNC/Media axis tries to fix things, the more determined they become.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (TDEVx)
https://mobile.twitter.com/stillgray/status/1234902205095743488
Posted by: Hold My Corona at March 03, 2020 07:32 PM (mR8Pc)
I own the exact same pair of shorts he is wearing.
Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (lcd8p)
Looks like Bernie is flaming out.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (j3npP)
wish I had thought of that line for BootyGig.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (Orx/W)
coming up short
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:38 PM (rpxSz)
~~~~~
Heh!
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (l3+k2)
It is but that sex scene...
Wasn't Christian Slater and the actress both underage?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)
Holy shit Bloomberg won American Samoa!
With 50% of the vote!
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)
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So who did the other guy vote for?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 03, 2020 07:36 PM (sGtp+)
So where's Ben Rothlisberger to say:
THAT'S FUNNY BECUASE FOR MOST OF LENINGRAD'S HISTORY ANYTHING APPROACHING A PEROGI THAT WAS AVAILABLE WAS JUST CALLED FOOD.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (32YRo)
If some CA polls hold, Bernie gets over 70% of the CA delegates with 30 to 35% of the CA vote
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (lL/XW)
And mustn't forget the kvas, served into a common mug (they'd quickly rinse it out, but the customers basically shared a mug - lovely).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Blago at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (lcd8p)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------
Good of you to relay that knowledge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)
OK, I don't get it. I'm sure I'll figure it out momentarily.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: timactual at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (pPXFf)
Are Bernie's walls falling off?
Posted by: Weasel at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (MVjcR)
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This could be hilarious.
Imagine Sanders marginalized and Biden taking control.
So Bloomberg goes scorched earth on him.
Time to get more popcorn.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)
Wow, that's an adult? Napkins, heard of them?
I guess he's not used to sharing, otherwise it might occur to him that no one wants the remains of a slice he's stripped of its crust and then placed back in the box with his just-licked fingers.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (bDqIh)
not sure he up to it
did he really want to be the nominee ?
or does he just like running and being adore by the bros
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz)
He needs another lake house. Nobody needs that many houses except Bernie. He deserves it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:33 PM (Ki5SV)
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I thought it was not bad. Saw it a long time ago, though. Not as complex as the novel, and they made a major change in what happened to a couple of characters.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, USS Lone Fire at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (PD1/H)
I'm talking about the episodic version I see commercials for on the Sundance Channel, not the Sean Connery movie.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (Ki5SV)
I have questions.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Blago
We used to have a plaid map guy but it turns out he was a neverTrumper.
Sad.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: timactual at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (pPXFf)
But they don't vote first ballot this time.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (ZfRYq)
(drums fingers on the desk, taps chin with finger)
Decisions, decisions . .
Posted by: filbert at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (NiXyF)
She used to have a good body now she has a body like Donna Brazille, that's why she's never taped from the breasts down.
Posted by: lowandslow at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Joe Biteum
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Good of you to relay that knowledge"
I do know something for a switch.
Posted by: Joe Biteum at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (Tnijr)
Imagine Sanders marginalized and Biden taking control.
So Bloomberg goes scorched earth on him.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)
Yes, this is how I was hoping it would play out.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (H8QX8)
Alchemy-powered armor still makes no sense. Your joints would align with
the armor joints, making any sort of movement difficult, if not
impossible.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)
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Hater.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)
My aunts have iPhones, but I have an Android phone and a Kindle.
I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (X7cnY)
Oh and it was an absolutely gorgeous day here today, 62 degrees.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (QzF6i)
their guy is a phony and a pussy
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (rpxSz)
The party of diversity is down to two nearly 80 year old white guys.
Feel the excitement.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:37 PM (ZLI7S)
_________
At least they're both physically fit specimens, so they've got that going for them ...
Posted by: ShainS at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)
@SteveGuest
Donna Brazile's comments are completely DISGUSTING.
Oooh, a strongly worded tweet. Way to go Steve, that'll stop 'em.
Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (786Ro)
A believable objective: leftist operatives purposely acquire Corona and spread the cheer. Just like a bombelt for even bigger pussies.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at March 01
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (yASt4)
Now the marks are wise and they still insist on trying to maintain their status as thought leaders- which is why they are being funded by left wing assholes.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (2B9A/)
Lying ass twit.
I'm an American too, and you were a liar then why would I believe for an instant you're not a liar now.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (2mteh)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (CUU+W)
Or a Bernie/Biden ticket.
Then after six months, Speaker of the House Kevin McCarthy will be President.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zombie Hannibal Lecter at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (lL/XW)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:34 PM (rpxSz
This has always been the question.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:28 PM (CDGwz)
Bonus points for correct use of "populace".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (+dsLj)
I have questions.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:43 PM (9t0Zz)
If you can't trust Charismatic Megafauna, who can you trust?
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (aS1PU)
I've never read the book or seen the episodic version.
The James Bond movie is pretty good.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:46 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob ' at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (PUmDY)
I always knew that I was secretly stupid.
BRB, gotta feed the balrog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (JCrfD)
Or a Bernie/Biden ticket.'
That is the only possible way for the Dems to win but I think it's highly unlikely.
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)
Of course "military governor" of conquered territory would also be acceptable.
Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:45 PM (rpxSz)
This was pretty clear in 2016. Not sure his legion will ever understand.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)
It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Kirsten Dunst endorsed Bernie.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/twxcypr
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Britt Hume at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: April at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (OX9vb)
I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (X7cnY)
If you all have Google accounts, Google Duo will work for this. I don't know if it will do a conference with multiple users, but it will work across the different phones/tablets at least one-to-one.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (t+qrx)
Or a Bernie/Biden ticket.'
That is the only possible way for the Dems to win but I think it's highly unlikely.
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)
Maybe they could both croak, at the same event.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (JKNZq)
"Allahu-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack."
...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:10 PM (cfSRQ)
Donde esta el Slim Whitman
Posted by: muslims from mars at March 03, 2020 07:49 PM (gD6Ka)
and purchase nonrefundable tickets, airfare, hotels, etc. and they wait until 2 days before it starts
Posted by: brak at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Por Que Pig at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Joe Biteum
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Good of you to relay that knowledge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)
OK, I don't get it. I'm sure I'll figure it out momentarily.
Posted by: hogmartin
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Be in contact when you do.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (xSo9G)
A few CornPop stories, a few memories about FDR calling the astronauts on the Moon, a couple stories about being his grandfather inventing the avacado and it'll be an electoral train wreck.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)
It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Has he ever played anyone else, honestly?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)
Warren is staying in.
The best Biden or Bernie is going to have is 20% of the delegates at the end of the night. That means they will have to win an absolute majority of the next 62% of delegates.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Britt Hume at March 03, 2020 07:51 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Britt Hume at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (786Ro)
Arkansas
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (PUmDY)
Warren is staying in.
The best Biden or Bernie is going to have is 20% of the delegates at the end of the night. That means they will have to win an absolute majority of the next 62% of delegates.
Posted by: blaster
Way too much math bro. Brane hurts.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (Qf83p)
Skype possibly, my tablet is capable but I never have tried it
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)
With 50% of the vote!
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:40 PM (ZfRYq)
All three of them?!?!
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (BT24J)
Posted by: Jean at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (B7KlG)
Because...wait for it...they're dumbasses.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (JCrfD)
Sean Connery plays Sean Connery.
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)
It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)
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In the old days, that was the whole point of movie stars.
They had presence, so you watched them be them. Bogart, Gable, Holden, etc.
Women wanted them, men wanted to be them.
Now its mostly faceless soyboys and lots of makeup.
The Brits were the exception. They loved to disappear into roles, but that was their thing. Paul Newman or Steve McQueen were going to play certain kinds of characters, and you went because you loved the kinds of characters they played.
That's been dead for a long time.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)
Besides that, the idea that alchemy is a source of energy is just plain stupid. Old-time alchemists were looking to make gold out base metals, and shit like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (8mjAP)
and purchase nonrefundable tickets, airfare, hotels, etc. and they wait until 2 days before it starts
Posted by: brak at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (cG+eD)
Whaaaaa...
I'vr got four gym members competing!!!
Da Fuq.
Are You Serious!
Posted by: browndog at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (gD6Ka)
something tells me The Donald and mini mike don't like each other.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (Qf83p)
Sooner or later these assholes may get back into power. They'll crash the economy, open the borders, empower and privilege felons, make ignorance universal, and try to confiscate every legally owned gun.
And they will be coming for us. Both cops and criminals will be their agents. Incorrect political beliefs will result in unemployment, denial of credit and banking, and mobs at your house. Particularly troublesome dissidents may simply start to vanish.
I have lost hope that enough of the population will see the self-evident silliness, incompetence, and evil intent of the left, to put a stop to this.
I had hoped for some kind of retirement. I don't think I'm necessarily going to get that. People have fled California and similar states and described the immense relief of being gone. But California will follow.
Maybe in the end I'll just stick in their craw until they kill me. Or until my vertebrae crumble to bits, in which they'll also kill me.
I want the nation to keep winning. I don't want Obama Years Redux. No. At all costs.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (fATt6)
Should I be worried?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (9t0Zz)
Yes. It is the Visigoth Hordes coming.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (90T4r)
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Loosely, yes.
And I'd much rather see and hear Janis Joplin than Bette Midler.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (JoUsr)
And mustn't forget the kvas, served into a common mug (they'd quickly rinse it out, but the customers basically shared a mug - lovely).
Posted by: rhomboid at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (El6T/)
What did you think of the kvas?....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 07:53 PM (Z+IKu)
I worry about someone evil, a leftist activist, spreading this on purpose.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 29, 2020
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: notsothoreau at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: klaftern at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: April at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (BT24J)
I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire
entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist. Do they think they will be
immune from the huge tax increases these programs require? Do they vote
democrat just to keep the right to an abortion?
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)
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They will be immune.
Socialism is about *other peoples' money* not yours.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (LXTiX)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (90T4r)
I'vr got four gym members competing!!!
Da Fuq.
Are You Serious!
yeah terrible for people competing
i just had tickets to spectate, been on hold with ticketmaster for awhile now
Posted by: brak at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (cG+eD)
Posted by: Hands at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (/+bwe)
Should I be worried'
Have you pissed off the natives?
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ostrogth Hordes, the underrated barbarians at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (oVJmc)
Should I be worried?
Posted by: bonhomme
Hmm.... I hear only whispers of quiet conversation.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (myjNJ)
I live in Virginia. I BELIEVE.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (/+bwe)
A few CornPop stories, a few memories about FDR calling the astronauts on the Moon, a couple stories about being his grandfather inventing the avacado and it'll be an electoral train wreck."
^This is why I think Biden is weaker than Bernie and remain skeptical the DNC actually wants him to do anything other than to shove the ol' commie aside to make room for someone else. That's not conventional wisdom but it seems obvious. Maybe I'm stubborn, dunno.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (puu6v)
No chance now at NV or MN or NH
Stock futures soared with Biden looking like he'd come close to wrapping this up tonight
Posted by: HuntzHall at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (ybUZl)
Ok, I laughed.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (LXTiX)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
Petco
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:55 PM (l3+k2)
Too Conservative.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (90T4r)
I'm hearing a far off, infrequent drum at my house.
Should I be worried?
Posted by: bonhomme
You only have to worry when the drums stop.
Posted by: Jorge Custard at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (BT24J)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Joe Biteum
---------
Good of you to relay that knowledge.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 07:39 PM (CDGwz)
OK, I don't get it. I'm sure I'll figure it out momentarily.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (t+qrx)
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Relays and switches come in three forms for the contacts: NC (normally closed)NO (normally open)Form C which can be wired NC or NO.I think this was about the primaries.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (t+qrx)
And I'd much rather see and hear Janis Joplin than Bette Midler.
Tough to do Lady in Black as she is no longer with us. I actually did get to see her in concert in a small college auditorium. She was amazing.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (ZLI7S)
But, the guy printing the ballots had to wait for somebody to come back to tell him how to print out a Republican ballot - and I guess each one is specifically for the person that just got registered. No more signing on the line next to my address - it's all on a tablet.
I go to the booth, and there's a Sharpie. Used to be a ballpoint to draw a line to connect an arrow. So, I start marking the dots. I notice that the Sharpie is bleeding through to the other side, so black dots are on both sides of the ballot, some within 1/4" of the circles on the other side. I freak. They think it's funny. Well, that's what they supplied us with!
"If I'd have known, I'd have brought in my own $%&@* ballpoint! That got a laugh too. (I took a photo of my ballot). Then, going out instead of dropping it into a box like they used to, there's now an electronic
Thanks for voting! Have a nice day!
What the hell is wrong with a piece of paper and a #2 pencil? All this new technology, none of it working.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (rpxSz)
The Arnold is no good without Rich Piana.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 07:52 PM (QzF6i)
Actors and athletes tend to be pretty dumb. I don't mean that in the pejorative sense, I mean legitimately dumb.
The millionaire entrepreneurs pay protection money to their members of Congress to get loopholes embedded into laws. Plus, socialism is anticompetitive, which means that while they might have a little more taken by the government, at least they'll still be at the top because no one else in the middle class will be able to overcome the financial obstacles and overtake them.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (BT24J)
They cancelled the congress and no spectators are allowed.
Fucking Mike De Wine is an IDIOT.
Make me ashamed I was from OHIO...and proud of it>
ASSHOLES
Posted by: browndog at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (gD6Ka)
I just blew some hard wind in Donna Brazile's direction by voting for Bernie earlier today. It was easy. Not as easy as voting for Trump in 2016 and 2020 (and donating some currency), but still easy.
As evidenced by Brazile's excessive mouth, the D's are absolutely in apoplectic fear of getting Berned.
Yes, I'm exceeding my popcorn allowance.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 03, 2020 07:58 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (pw+jk)
I just don't really get that kind of thing. Never could latch onto it.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (t+qrx)
Thanks for voting! Have a nice day!
What the hell is wrong with a piece of paper and a #2 pencil? All this new technology, none of it working.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (8B6Ng)
Did you put your " I voted" sticker on your MAGA hat?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (90T4r)
Warren : Armor :: Dukakis : Tank
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 07:56 PM (BT24J)
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Well, yes.
The idiots don't understand (or don't want to admit) that making her look absurdly small only emphasizes how puny and powerless she really is.
"We need this gargantuan suit of magic armor to make her a hero because otherwise she's a grease spot on a bad guy's tire."
Heroes are supposed to be...um...heroic.
A magic suit of limitless power doesn't make one a hero, it makes one a tool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (cfSRQ)
Thanks in advance.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at March 03, 2020 07:44 PM (X7cnY)
WhatsApp.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (LXTiX)
pic.twitter.com/1qi3w5UGcz
- Lizzy Lou Who (@_wintergirl93) March 2, 2020
If that doesn't show, try clicking here.
Wow: Thanks to this comment by Ace, I discovered that I have just lost the last remnant of being to view ANYTHING on Twitter or Twitter-related. Those links are just blank pages to me, as is the "content" of the embedded tweet, which is also naught.
I'm probably the last person on Earth completely incapable of viewing any tweet.
Posted by: zombie at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (N9G0H)
**************
That's what I thought, but your response was far more eloquent than what I would have come up with.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (l3+k2)
contacts: NC (normally closed)NO (normally open)Form C which can be
wired NC or NO.I think this was about the primaries.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM (pw+jk)
I am ashamed I didn't catch that joke.
It's been a while.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (ufFY8)
Most actors and sports figures are told what to do almost all of the time. Most software entrepreneurs are really intelligent, single-faceted autists.
They grew up around people who told them that socialism is taking care of the needy and paying just a little bit more in taxes and giving the working man a much-deserved assist, and they never really challenged those assertions.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (9t0Zz)
Not making that up. A completely legit and over-burdened law enforcement agency responsible for enforcing the most basic rules related to our sovereignty, and also the lead element in fighting disgusting evils like human trafficking and drug running - boycotted by the likes of Wells Fargo.
Just a bit of color to add to your points.
Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020"
There may have been a secondary intent.
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Regular joe at March 03, 2020 07:42 PM (6/uwW)
It was right after I had sex with your MOTHER, Trebek!
Posted by: Sean Connery at March 03, 2020 07:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Has he ever played anyone else, honestly?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)
Yes, actually. Check him out in 1976s Robin and Marian with Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Ki5SV)
Two words: Useful Idiots
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (90yTk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (PUmDY)
Has he ever played anyone else, honestly?
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:50 PM (90T4r)
Yes, actually. Check him out in 1976s Robin and Marian with Audrey Hepburn.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Ki5SV)
Will do. Thanks, MP4.
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
A poodle parlor.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
Tough to do Lady in Black as she is no longer with us. I actually did get to see her in concert in a small college auditorium. She was amazing.
--
I did know that.
And wow, you were lucky to see her! I've read a biography on her a few years ago, and always enjoyed watching old footage of her when I can find it, either performing or being interviewed. She was...quite interesting.Posted by: Lady in Black at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (rpxSz)
Unbelievably, I find the Red Sox/Yankees spring training game superior.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (KSBDE)
Posted by: tubal at March 03, 2020 07:59 PM (90T4r)
A MAGA hat can get you killed, but I was wearing a red shirt over a red t-shirt. And yes, I'm wearing my "I voted sticker". But feel like "I voted, and all I got was this lousy sticker" in this miserable state.
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
The Wigwam
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (rpxSz)
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Same concept as always voting for democrats who swear they will raise taxes on the rich and yet somehow those tax raises never seem to apply to them.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (+dsLj)
The establishment's big thumb on the scale came early.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (jOEDM)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at March 03, 2020 07:41 PM (SgjGX)
Besides that, the idea that alchemy is a source of energy is just plain stupid. Old-time alchemists were looking to make gold out base metals, and shit like that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
There's always an imagined explanation if you like the concept enough.
If you can exchange one substance into another you could regenerate a energy dense compound from the product of a reaction. Like Full Metal Alchemist, there's always a cost, but not necessarily one that recognizes real world physics.
At the end of the day, the dodge is always going to be 'It'S mAgIc.'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (JCrfD)
When you "close" your circuit breaker in that little gray cabinet in your house, you're really energizing the wires.
Semantics Can Save Lives.
Just thought I'd share that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at March 03, 2020 07:54 PM (4a9Vv)
Flowbee.
Posted by: jsg at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (lcd8p)
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Hey Tulsi Coffeecake, let me put my Trumpian conservatism in you.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Nasty Old Commie from Brooklyn at March 03, 2020 08:01 PM (El6T/)
Nice! Thanks Nasty!....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: New ad jingle at March 03, 2020 08:05 PM (aKsyK)
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Bernie's early wins spooked them.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:05 PM (+dsLj)
My aunts have iPhones, but I have an Android phone and a Kindle.
I am behind the technology/app curve, so could really use some suggestions on how best to make this happen.
Thanks in advance.
Theresa, my husband has android, and I have an iPhone. We can video chat using a free app called WhatsApp-works great.
Posted by: Toni at March 03, 2020 08:05 PM (RdRuc)
The man makes no sense and is completely clueless.
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (a4qVe)
Um, wut?
350 million times a million dollars is 350 trillion dollars.
How much money do you think Bloomberg is worth?
Posted by: bonhomme at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (9t0Zz)
haven't a problem throwing huge sums to the wind. If Bloomberg wanted
to be loved, why didn't he give every single one of the 350 Million
Americans a million bucks and then ask for the votes? He would have
saved several hundred million on the deal and had a much better chance
at the Presidency.
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at March 03, 2020 08:02 PM (KSBDE)
===350,000,000*1,000,000 that is getting into Burnie spending amounts.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (pw+jk)
Like I said.... fanboys. Sheesh.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
Eh, would you like a butterscotch sweetie, Sonny? Eh.
Posted by: Old Commie pulls out a handful of pocket lint at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (yASt4)
Semantics Can Save Lives.
Just thought I'd share that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 08:04 PM (yASt4)
We got a demo of a new control system at work a while ago. They'd used green for 'energized' and red for 'offline' color codes.
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 08:06 PM (PUmDY)
I cannot understand how these actors, sports figures, multi millionaire entrepreneurs can vote for a socialist.
Most actors and sports figures are told what to do almost all of the
time. Most software entrepreneurs are really intelligent,
single-faceted autists.
They grew up around people who told them that socialism is taking
care of the needy and paying just a little bit more in taxes and giving
the working man a much-deserved assist, and they never really challenged
those assertions.
+++++It reminds me of heated discussions in the Student Union(cafeteria) when I was in college in my mispent youth. But, I grew up and went to work and had to pay taxes and had a family. These people sound like 19 year old idiots who have no idea how the economy works and yet they make millions of dollars.I bet they have no idea how banks lend money, how a mortgage gets created. They act like these people keep money under their mattresses and therefore if the government takes it, no harm no foul.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at March 03, 2020 08:07 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ZLI7S)
Maybe I'm wrong, but I'm thinking CA will go Bernie. Could be just living in Silicon Valley has jaded me - but there's a huge disconnect when you see a Tesla S with a Bernie bumper sticker on it.
Does thinking hurt that much?
Posted by: clutch cargo at March 03, 2020 08:07 PM (8B6Ng)
Posted by: freaked at March 03, 2020 08:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 07:57 PM
Is it Mother Nature's apology for last week or is spring coming?
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 08:08 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 08:08 PM (/+bwe)
Who cares? High fifties on Sunday!
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM (t+qrx)
Guess I'll see the results in the early morning unless I peek sometime in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Skip at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM (ZCEU2)
I only watch CNN and MSNBC on nights like this one. It's painfully obvious they are using the Southern primary results and calling them quickly to effect, or at least try to do so, the big states still out.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at March 03, 2020 08:12 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: hogmartin at March 03, 2020 08:10 PM
Yay! I hadn't heard!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at March 03, 2020 08:12 PM (/+bwe)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 03, 2020 08:14 PM (FVrDO)
The Name of the Rose is a good movie.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 07:35 PM (l3+k2)
Agreed. There is also a TV series version as well I think. Can't watch those on basic cable.
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 03, 2020 08:18 PM (OMAvJ)
*******
Good I wanted it to be Biden. When it came to thinking who I want Trump to permanently smashfuck into a political grave, it was either the commie or the pedophile. I'll go with the pedophile.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Being an Incel at March 03, 2020 08:42 PM (+dsLj)
Me and my 20 twitter followers can now retire. Nothing left to achieve. No more mountains as high to climb.
Thank you Ace,
Scalito
Posted by: Scalito at March 04, 2020 12:30 AM (BrF/s)
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