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Federal Judge Orders Hillary Clinton to Sit for Deposition About Her Use of Illegal Private Server
Within 75 days.
Oh, and also, Hillary Clinton has scheduled the judge to die by suicide within 60 days.#BREAKING: Federal court orders Hillary Clinton to sit for deposition in lawsuit over her time as Secretary of State. The court order requires Hillary Clinton to sit for a deposition within 75 days, as part of the discovery process into her use of a private server.
— Sean Langille (@SeanLangille) March 2, 2020
A federal judge has ordered former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton to sit for a sworn deposition for the first time in connection with her use of a private email account during her State Department tenure. U.S. District Court Royce Lamberth issued the order Monday in connection with a five-and-a-half-year-old Freedom of Information Act lawsuit the conservative group Judicial Watch filed seeking emails related to the deadly 2012 attack on U.S. facilities in Benghazi, Libya. ... The judge, an appointee of President Ronald Reagan, said the fact that more Clinton emails continue to dribble out from the State Department raises questions about the thoroughness of the government's earlier actions to recover Clinton's messages. "Even years after the FBI investigation, the slow trickle of new emails has yet to be explained," Lamberth wrote. He blasted Clinton's prior answers given in response to another judge's order as "incomplete, unhelpful, or cursory, at best."Meanwhile, Senator Ron Johnson plans to call Burisma witnesses to testify -- and that government records indicate that "concerns" about Burisma are "warranted."
SCOOP: Chairman Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs committee @RonJohnsonWI wants to subpoena witness tied to US firm and Burisma where the former Vice President’s son sat on the board. Letter obtained @CBSNews says government records indicate concerns warranted pic.twitter.com/BBoTB0lGh0
— Catherine Herridge (@CBS_Herridge) March 2, 2020
#Trump2020#MAGA#AmericaFirst pic.twitter.com/2mhmS5qFZT
— Dr Late Night News (@DrLateNightNews) March 1, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 02, 2020 03:07 PM (veJcn)
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Do you really think that you're sponge worthy?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:09 PM (q80AH)
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Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2020 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
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Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2020 03:10 PM (BA9Nh)
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Posted by: henry at March 02, 2020 03:10 PM (JMDly)
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Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2020 03:10 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: JT at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (arJlL)
He was great in Miami Vice
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at March 02, 2020 03:09 PM (hLRSq)
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Hillary's working for it, I think.
I also think that if the Convention is going to deny it to Sanders, then they're not going to give it to anyone who actually ran.
Who in the party has national name recognition and ties to the party establishment?
The list is short and most of them have already run for president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (veJcn)
"Not to my knowledge."
"I have not heard that."
"I am not aware of that."
"I don't remember that."
"I disagree with that description."
"This is the first time I've heard of it."
Any others?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
"Not to my knowledge."
"I have not heard that."
"I am not aware of that."
"I don't remember that."
"I disagree with that description."
"This is the first time I've heard of it."
Any others?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
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*nightmare inducing cackles*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (q80AH)
Her lawyer will respond with "my client does not recall, my client declines to answer that question, etc., blah"........
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: reason
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Also, honorary Rear Admiral.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (veJcn)
Plays tight end. On the other team.
Also, shortstop. And catcher.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (NiXyF)
"Plans" to call.
I thought Lady Lindsey was supposed to have blow-up the whole Democrats Using Ukrainian Foreign Aid Like A Piggy Bank scheme by now.
Oh well. #twoweeks
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (gJpaN)
Al Gore's chakras
Posted by: henry at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (BeYX8)
Wouldn't want him to drop a barbell on his throat or drop dean in his bathroom or stab himself in his heart or . . .
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCEU2)
High six figure book advances?
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (gJpaN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)
"I had Jello today."
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (JRaU+)
Or at least big red letters?
After all this is a living Federal Judge, that just imposed a death sentence upon himself, and even gave an over/under date.
I would say that deserves a Flaming Skull.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Kazi at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (ZCEU2)
High six figure book advances?
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2020 03:13 PM (gJpaN)
Don't overthink it - suitcases of untraceable cash always works.
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)
She will refuse, then use the refusal as a bargaining point for how she will avoid answering any questions of any value in her deposition.
Also, expect that she does not recall a lot
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (9VeU0)
Discovery is going to be a bitch!
*crickets*
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: DaveA at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (JRaU+)
Ambassador to Derkaderkastan would be my guess.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (BA9Nh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:09 PM
I didn't realize Prometheus had so many tribute quotes in it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (uMbmX)
Yeah that is one of the most amazing things I've ever seen done, congress keeps allowing it.
"We hereby order you by force of law and our highest authority to appear to answer questions."
"no"
"Um... please?"
"OK but only if you obey my stricted directives on how this will be done"
"dahrp okay, please don't hit me"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (ppBhU)
was endorsing former Vice President Joe Biden in his bid for the White
House.
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Orson at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (4k0LT)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: The Hag at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (gJpaN)
If Bernie gets the D nom, I think that all but assures a 3rd party bloomberg run, which is great and gives the president the best chance to win.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: Orson at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (4k0LT)
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A summary will be written.
There will be no recordings.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: FAB sitting in a soiled depends at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (CRfQI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (ZCEU2)
She's getting her payoff. Plus she's the goto candidate if it locks up on the first ballot.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (KNsKs)
MY EYES! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (RD7QR)
I'd recommend his commercial for NH play Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life, but he hasn't the sense of humour for that.
They were running his lame-ass ads at the gym. At least he's safe if he runs CO in... pretty much any direction. His problem here will be to figure out which square state is CO and which is WY.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (ykYG2)
So -- it's on YouTube too, then? If so, what is the link? Because it's not a gif on twitter -- it's a video. hence, unviewable by some (i.e. me).
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Surfperch, master prognosticator at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (byrTS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (Tnijr)
You always need some place to put the bodies
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (CRfQI)
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (gJpaN)
Posted by: Chris W at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (4GUBG)
I have to think had Bloomberg been on the SC ballot, at least 10% of Bidens support would have been taken away.
is bloomberg on every ballot for Super Tuesday?
Posted by: Blago at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (sjTfF)
I wish the president would re-tweet Cryin Cuck's deleted tweet.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (vkNvg)
I'd recommend his commercial for NH play Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life, but he hasn't the sense of humour for that.
They were running his lame-ass ads at the gym. At least he's safe if he runs CO in... pretty much any direction. His problem here will be to figure out which square state is CO and which is WY.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
It's NOT merely "upside down" -- the map of NH is a horizontally-flipped mirror image. Upside down would be bad enough, but this is an entirely new level of wrongness.
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (N9G0H)
"What difference at this point does it make? It is our job to figure out what happened and do everything we can to prevent it from ever happening again."
Posted by: Duncanthrax at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (uMbmX)
Also, expect that she does not recall a lot
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (9VeU0)
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She's going to try to pull the same trick that Billy-jeff got away with during the Lewinski depo. Negotiated for a set amount of time. When time came, he then stalled, stalled, and stalled to run out the clock.
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (G0vdT)
Swervers were cleanly wiped Huma ??? tell me it is so or no Weiner tongue lashing tonite.
I'll be MuMu mortified in front of Judge Judy.
Bill Oh Bill wot to do Lie again, I'm fresh outta B.S.
Posted by: saf at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:17 PM (ptqGC)
Barry enjoys his perch as a leading American Socialist. He is set for a life of socialist Royalty.
Bernie will tear all that down. Not at first, but Barry knows that he and his socialist American royalty are next, right after the Deplorables.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (VpIIl)
BUT, BUT CRT he's polling #1!!!!!
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: FBI Agent with 302s and a Big Eraser at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (Y+/QX)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Chris W at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (4GUBG)
That's my guess as well. What's Barr's FBI/DOJ gonna do - arrest her?
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (ZZDMQ)
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Wasn't Ron Johnson left out to dry by the Establishment in 2016 and he won his race pretty much on his own?
I wonder how that affects his thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (q80AH)
Please have her do shots. PLEASE.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (ptqGC)
a DEER... a female dear little child grabbed my leg in a parking lot next
to a pool leg hair smelled like burnt corn chips and subpoenas CornPop was a tough
hombre, savvy? I wrote the law, and battered women gonna punch their
way back to the...Hillary! Is that your server or are you just happy to
see me?
C' mon man!
Posted by: deplorable unperson at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (ooL6q)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (H8QX8)
She is irrelevant. Nobody gives a shit about proving all her crimes any more. Either you're a dyed-in-the-wool Hillary support and you'll love her no matter hat, or you think she is Satan incarnate. Zero people are left undecided, and thus no one will be swayed by her getting punished for this.
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Hillary The Methane Monster at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (z8TIo)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:23 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Chris W at March 02, 2020 03:19 PM (4GUBG)
That's my guess as well. What's Barr's FBI/DOJ gonna do - arrest her?
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (77WPm)
They'll resend the order and add "Pretty Please with sugar on top"
Posted by: Roy at March 02, 2020 03:23 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:23 PM (ykYG2)
Biden is Zero and Hillary's first line of defense. To get to them you have to take down Joe, which you can't do as long as he's a candidate.
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:23 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:23 PM (oVJmc)
I wonder how that affects his thinking.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (q80AH)
Pretty much - he was "dead senator walking" and won with Trump's coattails in WI.
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 03:23 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: jwest at March 02, 2020 03:24 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:24 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: saf at March 02, 2020 03:24 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Hitlery at March 02, 2020 03:24 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM
Not gonna happen.
Posted by: FBI Agent with 302s and a Big Eraser at March 02, 2020 03:21 PM (Y+/QX)
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Luckly this is a civil case so the FBI can't do much.
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:24 PM (G0vdT)
They are both highly qualified for Secretary of Salad-Tossing.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (ooL6q)
Posted by: High Priest of Syrinx at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Defenestratus at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (9V81o)
Can't agree w you more about Bernie being the choice for Operation Chaos. PT pushes Bernie, too, and it could b bc Bernie's hate for fossil fuels and love for Cuba immediately loses PA and FL.
Posted by: EveR at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (KNsKs)
I didn't order the grilled cheese sandwich or the side of large curd cottage cheese.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (k/TB6)
What happened to breaking down her front door at 3am?
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: zombie
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in the electoral sense I agree, but I do think "lock her up" Trump passing on Hillary after he was elected was a big reason why the Deep State did what they did.
Had Hillary really been made an example of, I have to think DC would have maybe taken notice and not been so bold in their 24/7 coup.
Posted by: Blago at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (sjTfF)
What are you worried about Eichenwald?
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2020 03:25 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:15 PM (bDqIh)
Democrat "Get out of Jail Free" cards abound in 2020 America. They still have 2016, 2017, 2018, and 2019 Get out of Jail Free cards left over they can use, too.
Because one thing that facts tell us is that Democrats simply don't go to jail for political corruption crimes.
They just don't.
Okay, maybe 1 out of 100. The other 99 are free as a bird.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 03:26 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (H8QX
Judge Lamberth does not suffer fools easily.
Posted by: Isophorone at March 02, 2020 03:26 PM (Nrz1h)
Had Hillary really been made an example of, I have to think DC would have maybe taken notice and not been so bold in their 24/7 coup.
Posted by: Blago at March
nah
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 03:27 PM (n8Ie8)
Posted by: Isophorone at March 02, 2020 03:26 PM (Nrz1h)
He also will not shoot himself in the back of the head three times.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:27 PM (ptqGC)
Unfortunately I'd not trust him to oversee any of it. His idea would be to set up the plants wherever he feels like it, assuredly in 'deplorable' areas, and put commie hacks in charge.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:27 PM (ykYG2)
I put on a jacket. Like that Frenchman in The Patriot I would meet the end well dressed. I carried the weight of the FAB on my shoulders for a year in 2016.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2020 03:27 PM (ZijQ2)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:27 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 03:10 PM (q
Must we continue to make Mayor Pete the butt of our jokes?
That was a rhetorical question.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (uRfeO)
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
deposition if we were allowed to use a rubber hose and battery jumper
cables applied to the nipples.
Posted by: jwest at March 02, 2020 03:24 PM
Hey Joe! The sagging has these things too far apart! Go get a longer set of jumper cables and split it into two separate pieces so it'll reach!
Posted by: Interogation Technician at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (Y+/QX)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (XpDRr)
Pretty sure it's Judicial Watch's continuing attempts to FOIA her records.
They were the ones who stumbled onto the private server in their attempt to get the Benghazi-related emails.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (bDqIh)
He's mainly worried there won't be enough nudity in the next run of "Ah My Goddess".
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
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She's the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:22 PM (N9G0H)
A criminal going unpunished is something many people care deeply about. A two-tier justice system is a danger to all of us not in the "free pass" category. Whether opinions are swayed by a punishment is the irrelevant part.
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:14 PM (9VeU0)
Didn't one of those FBI paragons of virtue claim, 240+ times, a version of "I don't recall" during House questioning? (Hint -- It was before Malig-Nancy got the gavel back).
Amnesia is a convenient crutch for gubmint weenies. Beats being proven a liar, I guess.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (XF4b8)
Posted by: iandeal at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (ooL6q)
Posted by: iandeal at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (vgGyZ)
He's a crook and doesn't have Hillary's talent for avoiding liabillity
I go back to my prediction of ManBearPig at a brokered convention. He's only 71
Posted by: Ignoramus at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (dWUsn)
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
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She's the Zodiac Killer"
The guy on the Grassy Knoll.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (S4MNs)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (XpDRr)
If he gets behind Joe it's inevitable.
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:29 PM (Tnijr)
Because one thing that facts tell us is that Democrats simply don't go to jail for political corruption crimes.
They just don't.
Okay, maybe 1 out of 100. The other 99 are free as a bird.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
80 are free. The others committed suicide.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (KZzsI)
Exactly, right. Prosecuting lawbreakers is not done to affect opinions.
Posted by: CN at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (ONvIw)
Maybe Hilldawg will throw in a few "what difference, at this point, does it make?" answers, just to spice things up!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (k4dH2)
Think it's reasonably safe to predict the seat will remain GOP, and also remain pretty useless beyond that simple fact.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at March 02, 2020 03:30 PM (dfRN6)
"Must we continue to make Mayor Pete the butt of our jokes?"
If he gets behind Joe it's inevitable.
No. In that case, Joe's butt is on the line.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:31 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:31 PM (KZzsI)
How does Judicial Watch know what to ask for in their FOI requests in the first place?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2020 03:31 PM (WafOK)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:31 PM (VpIIl)
Along with all the snakes and spiders inside 'er.
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (XF4b8)
Bwaaa haaa haaa, thats a knee slapper.
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (uRfeO)
Dreams of a Vice Presidency floating in her head!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (TQ/zJ)
Clinton violated espionage and secrecy laws like 14,000 times and got
away with it. For the love of all that's holy if I had ONE classified
email on my computer I'd be in jail until I died of old age.
THIS
And if the process is some of the punishment, even better (though obviously, I would prefer she suffer the same consequences as the rest of us would).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (G546f)
I've always wondered...
How does Judicial Watch know what to ask for ?
They read the BabylonBee
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (3aI0K)
Bwaaa haaa haaa, thats a knee slapper.
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (ZCEU2)
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Just wait until Bernie's the nominee and dies in late October.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (q80AH)
It's a definitive list of 7000 executive branch political appointments.
Been around for about 70 years. Government prints it.
Plum for cover color. Government humor.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (XpDRr)
How does Judicial Watch know what to ask for in their FOI requests in the first place?
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March
I think they have a fairly good understanding of who is who and what is what. they ask for the what they are interested in then get to work when things are missing.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (HALdu)
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Thank goodness we have government records to indicate that concerns were warranted. Without those government records, there would be simply be no way of knowing if there should be any concern the coked-up son of the sitting VP receiving substantial sums from a corrupt foreign company considering he has no expertise in managing companies or in the natural gas industry.
Posted by: SH at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (sX1BW)
You mean, like with a cloth?? Hammered black berries - as in intoxicated?? What difference, at this point, does it make??Ask the Russians! Huma doesn't like the weiner.
Posted by: NoExcitementWithoutIndictments at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (4ceyg)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (oZ6kz)
And if the process is some of the punishment, even better (though obviously, I would prefer she suffer the same consequences as the rest of us would).
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++++
She might comply with a deposition where she will give no answers. That is the sum total of what will happen to her. No process crimes, no SWAT raids, no personal financial ruin, no lengthy process, no destruction by the press, no conspiracy against her within the federal LE offices.
She'll show up, say nothing and go home.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:34 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:34 PM (oVJmc)
Isn't she going to try to run out the clock?
And even if she's made to confess everything at the Deposition, what evidence do we have that DoJ will prosecute this time? They had everything then. Hell they won't even go after Omar.
Posted by: Iblis at March 02, 2020 03:34 PM (9221z)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:34 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 03:34 PM (ZCEU2)
In my version, it would be: "I can't re...(WHACK)..call", I don't re...(ARHGGGGGGGGG)..member".
Same results, only more fun.
Posted by: jwest at March 02, 2020 03:34 PM (U6f/q)
Between Net Neutrality, tax cuts, Kavanaugh, and 150 million dead from handgun violence, no one is left alive in the USA.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (oZ6kz)
Clinton violated espionage and secrecy laws like 14,000 times and got
away with it. For the love of all that's holy if I had ONE classified
email on my computer I'd be in jail until I died of old age.
THIS
And if the process is some of the punishment, even better (though obviously, I would prefer she suffer the same consequences as the rest of us would).
Posted by: Lizzy at March
Sure, but who was going to prosecute her? Mccabe,Rosen, Comey? Where they going to indict her.
Going after her then would have been a fools errand, compounded by the hysterics of everybody screaming that Trump was persecuting the person that ran against him.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 03:18 PM (KNsKs)
That is just WRONG to put that visual out there!
Posted by: Chillin the most at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (jWXS2)
Trying to impeach Trump was just the first act. We are about to find out what other tricks they have planned.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (bDqIh)
Maybe Hilldawg will throw in a few "what difference, at this point, does it make?" answers, just to spice things up!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
I guess no one wanted to point out to her that having such a shoddy memory isn't a good resume enhancer for either a Secretary of State and most certainly not for President/Commander in Chief.
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (oiNtH)
Trying to impeach Trump was just the first act. We are about to find out what other tricks they have planned.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
==========
Does it involve the Aztec Tomb?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (VpIIl)
BTW, wire service news here said Klochubar had told her delegates (or whatever they're called) to go for Biden.
Dreams of a Vice Presidency floating in her head!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (TQ/zJ)
Butt boy did the same with his.Question now is how long was Fauxcahontas hang on.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (N39Ws)
It would be my greatest achievement!
Posted by: Apophis at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (KZzsI)
Dow +900
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (VpIIl)
Hope some of you picked up some shares of stock last week.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (N39Ws)
'I'd show you what is in my pants, but it's marked Classified.'
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (jWXS2)
Details are tough to get from them, but it appears that all had previous underlying health conditions.
Yes, I live in King County.
I have not bought a mask, either.
But I did drink some Maker's Mark last night, and I firmly believe it completely counteracts any ill effects from this killer disease.
And I communicate with all of you now, showing my efforts are proving effective.
I will be continuing my emergency treatment again tonight.
I'm not sure I can keep this up, as I will eventually run out of Maker's. So emergency Maker's donations will be cheerfully accepted.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
========
She's the Zodiac Killer.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (q80AH)
She formulated Zima.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (RD7QR)
serious advice - take your vit D and vit C and zinc to stay healthy and fed off coughcoughronavirus
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Has there ever been a nominee that died during the campaign?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (3W5cQ)
BTW, wire service news here said Klochubar had told her delegates (or whatever they're called) to go for Biden.
Dreams of a Vice Presidency floating in her head!
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 03:32 PM (TQ/zJ)
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"The Establishment's trying to screw Bernie over again. I guess we should just give up."
-Bernie Bros
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (jWXS2)
When this despicable old hag dies, the secrets are going to flood out.
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
__________
I expect a virtual pre-paid deadman's switch to trigger a rash of Arkancides worldwide among those who know too much. After all, what are all those grifted billions good for in the afterlife anyway?
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (n8Ie8)
If she gets confused or doesn't know what to say, she can bark a few times and do a tripletake
https://youtu.be/YtlXkJGKwao
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (KZzsI)
Dow +900
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (VpIIl)
Hope some of you picked up some shares of stock last week.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (N39Ws)
Found a few bargains this morning, too.
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (YxML+)
Hope some of you picked up some shares of stock last week.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (N39Ws)"
Every issue I bought Friday is up considerably today.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (VpIIl)
Actually beating Bernie fairly at this point looks nearly impossible, and would require such obvious shenanigans that it's almost as bad as stealing it from him at the convention, with much the same results.
If they think they're going to lose anyway, and they want to smack-down the Bernie/AOC wing, wouldn't it be best to let them win the primaries, look supportive, secretly undermine during the general, and use the huge loss to wrest control from the Shining Path left back to the establishment? Imagine if Trump had lost...the GOPe would never stop rubbing it in our faces, saying they had the path to victory all along and we blew it.
Posted by: Grimaldi at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (NjJl3)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
Has there ever been a nominee that died during the campaign?
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (3W5cQ)
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Just looked it up.
Nope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:38 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (RD7QR)
AKA - White Claw
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (k/TB6)
He get tired of listening to Lindsay yap?
Posted by: aelfheld at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (IxDhF)
Comey does interviews where he essentially tells Barr to GFH.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:35 PM (XpDRr)
Someday I hope, Comey will find out that maybe puttong potatoes where the sun doesn't shine isn't such a bad idea afterall - especially if he gets a "big" cellmate IYKWIMAITYD
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (N39Ws)
Shorthand: 5, 3, 8.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (3W5cQ)
Well, Bobby Kennedy was shot to death, but I'm not sure that counts. The only other example I can think of is Horace Greely who died right after election day.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (3W5cQ)
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>>Just looked it up.
>>Nope.
You could make a case Hillary did in 2016.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)
I got no papers show you what I am
You'll have to take me just the way that you find me
What's gone is gone and I do not give a damnEmpty stomach, empty head
I got empty heart and empty bed
I don't remember
I don't remember
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything
Anything at all
Strange is your language and I have no decoder
Why don't you make your intentions clear
With eyes to the sun and your mouth to the soda
Saying, "Tell me the truth, you got nothing to fearStop staring at me like a bird of prey
I'm all mixed up, I got nothing to say
I don't remember
I don't remember
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything
Anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything at all
I don't remember, I don't recall
I got no memory of anything
Absolutely anything at all
I don't remember
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: DNC at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (CRfQI)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at March 02, 2020 03:16 PM (BA9Nh)
...
Tapoketa, Derkaderkastan is the little known captial.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (G546f)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (sy5kK)
++++++++++
Do you have the AoSHQ liquor-transference USB dongle?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Common Tater at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (9WcJw)
Is that anything like a Cleveland Steamer?
We prefer Upper Decker. Thank you.
Posted by: DNC at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (CRfQI)
AKA Dry Dock
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (k/TB6)
If in self-isolation, drink Valu-Rite.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (e1mEI)
A felt pen with DMSO and viper venom. Swipe his hand as you go past.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (3W5cQ)
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>>Just looked it up.
>>Nope.
You could make a case Hillary did in 2016.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (ZLI7S)
...
Some of us just sorta stopped living.
Posted by: Michael Dukakis at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (yL25O)
It's a definitive list of 7000 executive branch political appointments.
Been around for about 70 years. Government prints it.
Plum for cover color. Government humor.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:33 PM (XpDRr)
If you want to see real government humor have a look at the GPO style manual.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (XzVUd)
Nope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I wonder what the law of averages is? 230 years is a long run to not have one old geezer seize up on the campaign trail.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (3W5cQ)
Tom Fitton should be AG.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:39 PM (XpDRr)
============
Not a lawyer.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (G546f)
Pe'che?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (0Evxj)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (vEIlU)
That's where the ex was going.
Schiff like that makes you crazy too. Leave it. Run away.
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (3W5cQ)
I can't recall the author, but several years ago, someone wrote a fictional account about exactly that. It occurred between the primary and general election and the guy's VP pick was very unpopular, so it resulted basically in a vote of no confidence. Showed what went on behind the scenes to try and change elector's minds.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (uRfeO)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (XzVUd)
+++++++++
It's HAMPSTER!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Marcus T at M
What's the 4th grade explanation of how these work? My sense is they generally just amplify the trend (if its strong enuf) so either buying or selling if the market goes up or down a certain percentage. Is that close?
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (YxML+)
Just an old spy novel idea I worked up a while back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Nope.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
I wonder what the law of averages is? 230 years is a long run to not have one old geezer seize up on the campaign trail.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (3W5cQ)
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If we go long enough, it's bound to happen.
Especially if one of the major party candidates has a history of heart attacks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (G546f)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (C1Lsn)
That's going to be one hell of an asterisk on the SC appointment.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:43 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: reason
--
Also, honorary Rear Admiral.
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at March 02, 2020 03:11 PM (veJcn)
Plays tight end. On the other team.
Also, shortstop. And catcher.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:12 PM (NiXyF)
Normally, I'd try and add something funny here - but you guys really pegged him.
Posted by: Abiss at March 02, 2020 03:43 PM (Y8DtA)
________________
Hunter Biden has no expertise in anything, except maybe where the best stripper clubs are, or how to light your crack pipe when you're really stoned. Since graduating law school he has done nothing but sit on boards of companies that he has only a passing acquaintance of, and no demonstrable knowledge or expertise in. For example, the supposed "expertise" that justified putting him on the board of Amtrak was the the fact that he'd ridden on the trains a few times! It's beyond ludicrous to believe that he was on any of these boards for any reason other than as pay-offs for access to his daddy's political connections. Sundown Joe and his drool-cup minders need to stop treating the American people as if they're idiots. We all know what Hunter was doing on these boards, and it certainly wasn't anything like work.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 02, 2020 03:43 PM (k4dH2)
serious advice - take your vit D and vit C and zinc to stay healthy and fed off coughcoughronavirus
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:37 PM (G546f)
Our son's girlfriend's boss just returned from a week-long business trip to Italy.
He ended his trip with a visit to the Vatican.
Yeesh.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:43 PM (ptqGC)
image.
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (N9G0H)
Uh...no it isn't...it's just flipped head to tail. In other words...upside down.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 03:44 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 03:44 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at March 02, 2020 03:44 PM (j3npP)
I wouldn't even trust Hunter to be a strip club sherpa, since he fucked one raw dog and got her knocked up. Rookie mistake.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 02, 2020 03:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Had Hillary really been made an example of, I have to think DC would have maybe taken notice and not been so bold in their 24/7 coup.
Posted by: Blago at March 02, 2020
*
*
Exactly. Seeing HRC in an orange jump suit would have at the least given the DS creatures pause, and at best would have terrified them.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (G546f)
Awww. Well just buy a really bad, really expensive bottle of wine, crank up the tv as loud as it goes, turn the heat up all the way, and cruise wikipedia's entries on renaissance architecture.
It's a pretty close approximation.
Also... buy twenty pounds of lemons and scatter them in bowls throughout your house.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (0Evxj)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (3aI0K)
By coincidence, those trouble spots started clearing up and the VP became hugely popular, leading to trouble for the Pres to replace him.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (19g6/)
Wow she has had a lot of incarnations. What did she do in 1016?
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (Tnijr)
Incidentally, don't try what I suggested; DMSO will go through plastic.
Its incredibly unsafe to handle in nearly any conditions.
Just an old spy novel idea I worked up a while back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (KZzsI)
Briefly used that stuff with one of our horses. Had to work quickly and use special type of gloves in multiple layers. To show how well that stuff worked when it came out, they drew paint through a cinder block. Stuff is nasty.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 02, 2020 03:46 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at March 02, 2020 03:46 PM (XOGoM)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020
*
*
I meant to write 2016 . . . but actually, if you think of what inhabits her form now as an immortal entity like Red Jack in the Star Trek episode, then 1016 works too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 03:46 PM (Ejm1K)
You know, the blind lady with the scales and the sword.
That statue has limits!
You can't be asking me questions, I've already answered all this!
I wiped some stuff with a cloth, and it doesn't matter because it was about wedding plans and grand kids!
And at this point in time what difference does it make!
Move on! Move on!
I'm going to have you call killed, all of you.
Posted by: Devious Hillary Clinton at March 02, 2020 03:46 PM (e284m)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (vEIlU)
That's not the way its supposed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
Wow she has had a lot of incarnations. What did she do in 1016?
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (Tnijr)
A goat, a pentagram, and a virgin were involved.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (vkNvg)
**makes face**
At this point, what difference does it make?
**makes face**
At this point, what difference does it make?
**makes face**
At this point, what difference does it make?
**makes face**
At this point, what difference does it make?
**makes face**
Posted by: Hillary Clinton testimony at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (yL25O)
image.
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (N9G0H)
Uh...no it isn't...it's just flipped head to tail. In other words...upside down.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020
*
*
Not only can the Left not meme, they can't map, either.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2020 03:42 PM (YxML+)"
Depends on the algo and strategy. Some of it is price based but they usually take in other factors like statistical factors like PE, market environment, global environment, hedges, etc. When the market is on an upside like this, si when you will often see them kick in and buy as they try to anticipate bottom.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Barack Obama, Light Bringer, wearer of Sharp Creases at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (3aI0K)
Speaking of drool-cup minders, the NYT had a puff piece on Hunter's artwork. Redemption arc!!
Obvious moneylaundering dodge is obvious, except to the NYT.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (ykYG2)
LOL
The really sad part is the non refundable parts and my travel insurance was purchased past the cutoff date
It's ok though - won't be a total loss
KTE offered to lick a doorknob to get sick so we get travel inturance anyway
I said thanks but eww
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (3aI0K)
Looks like Biden offered her the VP spot too.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (nNEcr)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
There's a joke in there somewheres.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (3W5cQ)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (3W5cQ)
Have we ever had a field that was so old? Ronald Reagan was a few weeks shy of his 70th birthday when he took office, and I remember that entire campaign season he was dogged by suggestions he was too old for the job.
If Joe Biden wins he'll be older when he takes office than Reagan was when the Gipper cleaned out his desk after two terms.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at March 02, 2020 03:46 PM (XOGoM)
I don't think anyone's actually expecting to get the truth from Hillary.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (wGeit)
She's betting that one or the other codger will keel over and leave her standing, and that she's not the codger.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (G0vdT)
Access Denied. Executive Privilege, Bitches!
Posted by: Barack Obama, Light Bringer, wearer of Sharp Creases at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (Wm5SB)
Thanks for making my case with Don McGahn, loser bitch.
Posted by: Golden Scalp Weasel at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (e284m)
Posted by: King Edmund Ironside at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
That's a good thing - they'll keep you at a distance so they don't infect you
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (G546f)
Okay, I get it.
The more US deaths from corona, the higher the DJIA.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (vkNvg)
DJIA no longer has anything to do with the real world.
Its virtual vegas now, where you are just getting on which way the Heard is running, up or down.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (NgKpN)
A: I dispute your characterization of illegal, private and server.
A: If you ask me another question, you forfeit your right to breathe.
Posted by: Hillary! at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (QWp8S)
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (9VeU0)
She's betting that one or the other codger will keel over and leave her standing, and that she's not the codger.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (ykYG2)
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Apparently she's aiming to gain from a brokered convention.
I just do not see how someone who got fewer delegates than the candidate who got the plurality has a greater claim to the nomination.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (87EdW)
Can't have the Face without at least one Heel.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (0Evxj)
The more US deaths from corona, the higher the DJIA.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM
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The market was way overdue for a correction and everyone knew it. When the coronoa virus thing popped it, they were on it like white on rice on a paper plate looking through a glass of milk in the middle of a snow storm.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 02, 2020 03:50 PM (JUOKG)
The more US deaths from corona, the higher the DJIA.
Posted by: Soothsayer
If that's the case, we could afford to lose 50 million democrats.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:51 PM (3W5cQ)
https://tinyurl.com/wnl4qlv
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (XzVUd)
Erdogan is a nasty piece of work.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:51 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: LASue at March
Everybody has a different black box, however, they look at relationships between different things and buy or sell based upon what they see.
the amplification you are thinking of is because you have many black boxes from different cos working simultaneously and the get into something of a feedback loop, kind of.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 03:51 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
I'm having the same problem. I think it's going to be a few years before clearing your throat doesn't get you the side eye.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (1g7ch)
Looks like the politburo has ordered no more screwing around, get out
and fall in behind Joe. Interesting that Dances with Lies is resisting.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 03:48 PM (87EdW)
I think she's wise to the Bernie Sanders School of Election Grift. Stay in and be a PIA long enough for the DNC's annointed candidate, and you too can become a millionaire when they pay you off to get lost.
Posted by: Agent Cooper at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (iAwUQ)
Okay, I get it.
The more US deaths from corona, the higher the DJIA.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM
Nah, they discovered this week they were still alive after the CoronaBeer Virus swept through their favorite dive bars.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (e284m)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (VpIIl)
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And tomorrow will probably start a bit down, and then end up positive by mid-morning and stay there through the end of the day.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (q80AH)
I'm about to buy an IBC tote to store 275 gal of drinking water. My wife is whatever the opposite of ecstatic would be.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 02, 2020 03:41 PM (3W5cQ)
Well until recently they weren't as old.
And there has been one die between election and Electoral College, and one die just 30 days into his term so we probably have the odds covered.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: MSM at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (AXS9h)
Just trying to get ahead of this story.
Seriously, if he's smart he Tweets that he loves life today.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (T4FY+)
Posted by: Northernlurker at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (Uu+Jp)
By coincidence, those trouble spots started clearing up and the VP became hugely popular, leading to trouble for the Pres to replace him.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (19g6/)
The People's Choice by Jeff Greenfield was the book I was referring to.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (uRfeO)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (87EdW)
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It'll be the establishment rubbing the activist left's nose in the fact that the activist left doesn't run the party.
I'm sure they'll appreciate it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yL25O)
instatic?
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:49 PM (VpIIl)
SP 500 is a much better indicator of the market...it's up more than 3%
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 03:54 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yL25O)
Kinda depends on if you really think it will reach the level where your public water supply will be contaminated or cut off entirely.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 03:54 PM (e284m)
SHES BREAKING UP SHES BREAKING UP *static*
Posted by: Col. Steve Austin at March 02, 2020 03:54 PM (ooL6q)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:54 PM (XzVUd)
Embrace chaos! Tell them you have super-Coronavirus.
Posted by: Apophis at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (VpIIl)
Once again, Paul Krugman proves hiself a clairvoyant.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (jWXS2)
It's like making one of those sand art mandalas but before anyone can see it
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (dNzKv)
Dow is up about 5%.
Tesla up 10%
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (VpIIl)
Just looked.
Got a good fund manager, and a few stocks I individually hold. Sold some stuff Weds, put in buy orders starting Friday COB.
I'm right back to where I was at the beginning of last week.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (NgKpN)
Embrace chaos! Tell them you have super-Coronavirus.
Posted by: Apophis at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9t0Zz)
So you need a whole lime to make it palatable?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (jWXS2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 03:54 PM (dLLD6)"
Uh, 4.5%
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (VpIIl)
By coincidence, those trouble spots started clearing up and the VP became hugely popular, leading to trouble for the Pres to replace him.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 02, 2020 03:45 PM (19g6/)
The People's Choice by Jeff Greenfield was the book I was referring to.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 02, 2020 03:53 PM (uRfeO)
A novel, you say?
Posted by: Leonid Brezhnev at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (NiXyF)
Which means her plan B is to get into Bernie's Veep position.
Sanders / Warren would result in a lot of blacks sitting this one out. But Warren doesn't care, she's delusional.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (ykYG2)
Imagine this:
Scene: Milwaukee
Bernie has 55% of the delegates.
Biden has 40% of the delegates.
Others have 5%.
DNC gives Nom to Biden. Bernie Bros are pissed.
That's what we want.
Or a Bernie Nom, and a 3rd party run by Bloomberg.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: Apophis at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9t0Zz)
So you need a whole lime to make it palatable?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (RD7QR)
Next - Tecate Virus!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (e284m)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yL25O)
Kinda depends on if you really think it will reach the level where your public water supply will be contaminated or cut off entirely.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 03:54 PM (e284m)
...
We have six kids so I figured go ahead and store a lot. The IBC totes are $200 locally, and I'd easily pay that much to store far less buying smaller containers.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: William Henry Harrison at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (XzVUd)
Dow is up about 5%.
Tesla up 10%
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9VeU0)
And they companies who SHOULD learn something from all this--the ones with most of their factories in a germ-ridden oligarchy--will learn nothing.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: MSM at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (AXS9h)
Dow is up about 5%.
Tesla up 10%
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9VeU0)
I really don't understand the 'draw' of Tesla.
Its never been profitable on a yearly basis.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
Imagine this:
Scene: Milwaukee
Bernie has 55% of the delegates.
Biden has 40% of the delegates.
Others have 5%.
DNC gives Nom to Biden. Bernie Bros are pissed.
That's what we want.
Or a Bernie Nom, and a 3rd party run by Bloomberg.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (vkNvg)
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I really don't think the establishment will prevent a Sanders nomination if he walks in with a majority.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (XOGoM)
The more US deaths from corona, the higher the DJIA.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (vkNvg)
people are making a fortune
Read Dean Koontz' The Eyes of Darkness and you'll find these references - quoted:
"...It was around that time that a Chinese scientiest named Li Chen..."
"They call the stuff 'Wuhan-400' because it was developed at their RDNA labs outside of the city of Wuhan, and it was the four-hundredth viable strain of man-made microorganisms created at that research center."
"Wuhan-400 is a perfect weapon..."
"In around 2020 a sever pneumonia-like illness will spread throughout the globe, attacking the lungs and the bronchial tubes and resisting all known treatments. Almost more baffling then the illness itself will be the fact that it will suddenly vanish as quickly as it arrived, attack again later, and then disappear completely."
Published May 10 1981
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (vEIlU)
Dow is up about 5%.
Tesla up 10%
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9VeU0)"
People didn't know that already? The small business I work for already started getting shipments from China and production restarted about a week ago. Maybe that was only in Shenzhen, though.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (G546f)
Embrace chaos! Tell them you have super-Coronavirus.
Posted by: Apophis at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (9t0Zz)
Or herpex simplex 10
https://tinyurl.com/y944yswh
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (Tnijr)
Its never been profitable on a yearly basis.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
I think a good chunk of it is speculation, along with wishful thinking and, admittedly, some fairly cool technology.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
you don't see that every day. largest point gain ever? I realize it is point gain but still.
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (n13/j)
Perfect MidEast ("byzantine", literally") situation.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Red Leader at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (ooL6q)
If she can manage to win a few states tomorrow, that gives her a much stronger bargaining position.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (KZzsI)
WHAT DIFFERENCE AT THIS POINT DOES IT MAKE?!!?
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tami at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (ZijQ2)
And now, the a Deposition Countdown Clock for the FAB has started.
I am not tired of winning.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (Tnijr)
Yeah, me neither.
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (VpIIl)
I'm on a 15 minute delay and it is up 3.26% right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (q80AH)
. . . until Sanders suddenly withdraws with "serious health concerns" and to "spend more time with family."
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (NiXyF)
She's just gonna sit there and say "hamina hamina hamina..."
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 03:36 PM (Kpl3J)
____________
Kind of like when Huma goes down on her.
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (n8Ie8)
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (yL25O)
instatic?
Posted by: vmom 2020
That's Bernie's hair
Posted by: Jean at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (B7KlG)
Looks like people better be getting their reservations for space at Ft Marcy Park in early.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 03:55 PM (G0vdT)
you don't see that every day. largest point gain ever? I realize it is point gain but still.
Posted by: Quint at March
Sure but the same idiots that were selling friday are buying today.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (dNzKv)
Scalia had a foot in the grave a long time before he actually died. He had multiple serious health problems the kind of which you'd expect to kill a guy his age.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (BqBId)
Greetings, Jane ... Believe it or not, there are chiropractors whose specialize in allergies. The goal of the chiropractic treatments is to relax the area of the spine where the gland (which produces your body's own antihistamine) is located -- which allows more of it to be released into your system. Like injections, you would need multiple treatments throughout the allergy season. But, in your case, such treatments could augment the effects of your meds and provide better relief from symptoms. Just a suggestion.
Posted by: Kathy at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (qv3wo)
KTE's allergies are also bad
I have her drinking Zarbees Naturals nighttime cough syrup, and she says it's completely disgusting but it helps her not cough at night
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (G546f)
Almost there...Almost THERE...
Posted by: Red Leader at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (ooL6q)
Oh KURT!!!! KURT!!!!!!
Where fore ART THOU KURT!!???
Posted by: Sponge at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Its never been profitable on a yearly basis.
The business model isn't there yet but investors see that it will be. Unsure if Tesla will be the vehicle (as it were) for it. But batteries are getting good.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (dLLD6)
Its never been profitable on a yearly basis.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
I think a good chunk of it is speculation, along with wishful thinking and, admittedly, some fairly cool technology.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (NiXyF)
I rode in one once and it was cool I guess. The owner thought it was way cooler than I did. The one tip I can give is never tell them how quiet the engine is, they hate that.
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (dLLD6)"
You're gonna be happy with the close...
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (VpIIl)
I'm prepared for a possible quarantine - so making sure we have enough food, household supplies to go a few weeks indoors (don't want to cut into long-term prep supplies if not necessary). Not really stressing about no electricity/water, since that's more typical of an unforeseen disaster vs. a planned/government ordered quarantine.
The wildcard seems to be the supply chain disruption plus panic store shelf-clearing making it more challenging to get back into routine food/supply shopping after a quarantine.
The good news about the possibility of COVID-19 running rampant in Washington state for the past 4 weeks is that there hasn't been a huge influx of unexplained deaths and/or hospital stays.
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)
What, they gonna put her in jail if she refuses?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at March 02, 2020 03:52 PM (1g7ch)
Don't recall.
Don't remember.
Rinse. Repeat.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Ozpxd)
We have six kids so I figured go ahead and store
a lot. The IBC totes are $200 locally, and I'd easily pay that much to
store far less buying smaller containers.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (yL25O)
Worst case is you have a water container. I'm planning on getting a couple for the property we just got in East Texas. And I guess it's a question of if you're rural or suburban. If you're suburban you can always throw some simple filters on the front of one and use it as a rain water cache and claim you're goin green.
I had 3 50 gallon rain barrels (lousy filters, I know better now) that cost me $300, and that was years ago. I'll go with something like the IBC if I redo the system.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (e284m)
DJIA: +1,200
Almost there...Almost THERE...
Posted by: Red Leader at March 02, 2020 03:58 PM (ooL6q)
Stay on target, staaaayyy on target!!
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (k/TB6)
I wanted another LG, but the pedestal drawers are made in China and Best Buy is sold out of the one that I needed. There's not a single one on the East Coast of the US.
So I went with Samsung (their pedestals are also made in China, but they had plenty in stock at Best Buy).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (q80AH)
. . . until Sanders suddenly withdraws with "serious health concerns" and to "spend more time with family."
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (NiXyF)
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Anything that keeps him from the nomination ensures a party split and puts the blame on the establishment. They don't have the moral argument because they'll be against the wishes of their own voters.
They'll see themselves becoming the Democratic version of Never Trumpers, and they know how much say Never Trumpers have in the Republican Party these days.
No, they'll give up and acclimate to a Sanders candidacy, trying to co-opt him over a year after he's filled his inner circle with his campaign team.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (BqBId)
Uh, this is NOT the Government. This is a private lawsuit.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Shep Smith at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (9t0Zz)
I ain't doin' shit cuz ain't shit gonna happen.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)
Scene: Milwaukee
Bernie has 55% of the delegates.
Biden has 40% of the delegates.
Others have 5%.
DNC gives Nom to Biden. Bernie Bros are pissed.
That's what we want.
Or a Bernie Nom, and a 3rd party run by Bloomberg.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (vkNvg)
Have to change rules to do this. Current rules state candidate with >50% of pledged delegates coming into convention wins on first ballot.
If no one comes in, the Super Delegates get in (like an additional 20% more votes) and the pledged become unpledged.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ooL6q)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (VpIIl)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM
Heh
I bought Thursday and Friday and sat out today.
Posted by: Ha at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (AXS9h)
SO Nothing is Happening Bill Barr is a Deep State Hack ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (BqBId
_____________
It's well-known that Bill Barr is the founder and driving force behind Judicial Watch.
Posted by: ShainS at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (n8Ie8)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (Kpl3J)
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Well, until the profit taking tomorrow morning.
But then it'll be gone again by about 10:30 when the market goes green again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (q80AH)
Good Lord.
Dow +5.10%; SP +4.61%.
Sure hope the panic sellers last week are happy.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (NiXyF)
This panic buyer is
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (G546f)
Its never been profitable on a yearly basis.
The business model isn't there yet but investors see that it will be. Unsure if Tesla will be the vehicle (as it were) for it. But batteries are getting good.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 02, 2020 04:00 PM (ykYG2)
Under the rosiest of scenarios I can't see it being worth more than GM, Ford, and Daimler combined. There are decades of exponential growth factored into the current share price.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 04:03 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 04:03 PM (Tnijr)
My schadenboner just clipped Phobos.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM
I just checked my 401's.
I"ll be back in a minute.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 04:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 04:03 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 04:03 PM (VpIIl)
Anyone hear that idiot Cumo today? Talk about bedside manor.
He's like, (in that sickening NY accent of his), yeah shit happens, this is the New Yawk we live in now, we are the world, you might get sick, so what, bla bla bla.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (XOGoM)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Anachronda at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: The Fed, World Bank, and IMF at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (NXq7v)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (Kpl3J)
I bought a really nice bottle of bourbon, and it was an excellent investment. Unfortunately it seems to be leaking...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Quint
Even worse, don't sit in the passenger's seat going "vroooom! vrooom! vwhaaaa...!"
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (KNsKs)
Yep, iPhones are basically being made by Muslim slaves. And you won't hear a peep about it because the MSM loves their iPhones.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (RD7QR)
Its never been profitable on a yearly basis.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
It is so far ahead in EV technology. No one else comes close. It can travel quite far. And they invested so much in Tesla charge stations all across America. You can find them in any city.
All were basically custom made, until unfortunately they started a relationship with China for the hot seller model. I do not want a car made in China.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: reason
I thought he was going to get a promotion in the Navy to Rear Admiral?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 02, 2020 04:05 PM (vcOmj)
I
wanted another LG, but the pedestal drawers are made in China and Best
Buy is sold out of the one that I needed. There's not a single one on
the East Coast of the US.
So I went with Samsung (their pedestals are also made in China, but they had plenty in stock at Best Buy).
Posted by: Jane D'oh at March 02, 2020 04:01 PM (ptqGC)
I recommend Speed Queen. They have way fewer electronic parts made abroad. They are made in the USA and are a bit of a cult product for residential use. There is a reason most laundromats use them.
But I hope you have good luck for sure. When we replaced appliances and mainly anything, it was always for the worse. They just don't make things the way they used to.
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 04:05 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 04:05 PM (TQ/zJ)
~~~~~
Not ecstatic?
ecdynamic?
Posted by: Anachronda at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM
So...the static dialectic debates have begun.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ha at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (AXS9h)
******
Bill Barr is personally going to take over the Tech Giants issue
*******
& Guess who was at the WH 4th of July Celebration in the VIP section????????????? YEP Tom Fitton sorry to bust your Pant Shitters bubble
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (BqBId)
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You know. When everything is historic, nothing is.
Posted by: ... at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (gJpaN)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 02, 2020 04:04 PM (dLLD6)
You gotta be careful. Some of them come with holes in the top of 'em.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (NiXyF)
GFY, votermom!
Good For You!!!
Posted by: andycanuck
Haha. You're like our own real-life version of Harold Green.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: freaked
DEATHRACE 2020!
See it in theaters soon!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: StefanH at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (f1rm5)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: freaked
DEATHRACE 2020!
See it in theaters soon!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (vcOmj)
==========
Nah, it'll just go video on demand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 04:07 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 04:07 PM (87EdW)
Yeah I'm confident that both he and Breitbart died of natural causes. But the crazy way things are today it wouldn't exactly shock me to find out differently.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 04:07 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:07 PM (G546f)
Cops used to be tasked with breaking into park bathroom stalls they believed guys were using for the sex.
Those poor cops would have to spray paint the conjunction point. Later in court, when the two dudes were trying to argue they weren't f*cking, the prosecution would trot out pictures of a guy's wang with paint on it except for the masked off tip and another guy's butt with paint all over it.
Source: my dad was in the police Explorer program in CA in the early 70s. Fortunately my dad didn't have to do this task.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (axyOa)
"We hold these truths to be self-evident.. all men and women are created by... go... you know, the thing!"
https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1234582078802604033
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
you don't see that every day. largest point gain ever? I realize it is point gain but still.
Posted by: Quint at March
Sure but the same idiots that were selling friday are buying today.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (HALdu)
'twas always thus.
Posted by: Quint at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (n13/j)
Put up a wall at the Idaho border! Not a moment to lose!
Might as well go ahead and wall off Oregon and California while we're at it.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (NiXyF)
"We hold these truths to be self-evident.. all men and women are created by... go... you know, the thing!"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (KZzsI)
============
"He's the best we got!"
-The Democratic Establishment
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 04:09 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 04:09 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:09 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (HaL55)
---------
With a hammer, hopefully.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 04:09 PM (q/kmn)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 02, 2020 04:10 PM (I2/tG)
uh, Cybertruck?
https://youtu.be/6_NbH4MtKBA?t=75
Posted by: x at March 02, 2020 04:10 PM (nFwvY)
Put up a wall at the Idaho border! Not a moment to lose!
Might as well go ahead and wall off Oregon and California while we're at it.
Posted by: filbert at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM
Easier to just blow the bridges over the Columbia.
Avalanche the passes isolating the west side from the real folks on the east.
Good to go.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 02, 2020 04:10 PM (axyOa)
Cops used to be tasked with breaking into park bathroom stalls they believed guys were using for the sex.
Those poor cops would have to spray paint the conjunction point. Later in court, when the two dudes were trying to argue they weren't f*cking, the prosecution would trot out pictures of a guy's wang with paint on it except for the masked off tip and another guy's butt with paint all over it.
Source: my dad was in the police Explorer program in CA in the early 70s. Fortunately my dad didn't have to do this task.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 04:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Hopefully that kind of behavior is accepted enough these days they can go to a motel instead. I certainly don't want to witness it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:10 PM (wGeit)
~~~~~
FLAG! Personal foul at #451!
No math! Especially not trig and imaginary numbers!
Posted by: IrishEi on tablet at March 02, 2020 04:10 PM (XOGoM)
Without Rickl, SpaceX isnt the same.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:11 PM (vkNvg)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:11 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 02, 2020 04:11 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 02, 2020 04:06 PM (HaL55)
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With a hammer, hopefully.
Posted by: reason at March 02, 2020 04:09 PM (q/kmn)
Krugman is turning out to be an excellent contra-indicator for the market.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:11 PM (wGeit)
It's pretty much the coolest bassinet ever.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 02, 2020 04:11 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:02 PM (wGeit)
Doesn't have a century of pension/health care in hock.
Can do things none of the conventional car companies can do - like raise $200M in revenue Just. Like. That. As in getting 2M $100 deposits on a Cybertruck they won't build for at least 18 months.
Tesla completely owns the electic market. Yes, it is only 2% of the market, but they have a decade of track record in it. Every other manufacturer is pouring billions into EV dev and selling dozens a month. VAG is laying off workers so that it can get into EVs.
Even wth all that, though, the stock is way overvalued. Until it isn't.
Remember when Amazon was derided because its business plan was to never be profitable? Current share price: $1953.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (9VeU0)
After all, it's been four years since she got schlonged.
That's a long time.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (cFmc+)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March
Just don't do anything stupid and you will be fine.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (XzVUd)
They just stayed there with one guy's dick in the other guy's ass while cops burst down the door, like right there, in the place where they are, pulled out a can of spray paint and painted their fucking wang and ass?
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Quint
I rode an Uber in a Tesla recently. Had to be instructed on how to open the door. Okay so it is different without a purpose that I can see. I found it weird having what is basically a cross between an Ipad and laptop being your vehicle controls.
Posted by: Cheri at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (ZijQ2)
DJIA: -6.43%
S&P500: -4.35%
NASDAQ: -0.23%
Posted by: WisRich at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (G0vdT)
Timer taught me how to make Poverty Popsicles.
Add kool-aid to ice cube tray, cover with Saran Wrap, stick toothpicks in the cubes....
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (vkNvg)
Put up a wall at the Idaho border! Not a moment to lose!
Might as well go ahead and wall off Oregon and California while we're at it.
Posted by: filbert
The wall's already there, we call them the Rocky Mountains.
We just need to crater the few highways over the wall.
And all of their airstrips, since that's how they'll escape anyway. No Seattle libtard owns a car. At least not one with enough batteries to get to Montana.
Posted by: mikeski at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (P1f+c)
Small box of stuff. Canned goods, vitamins, powdered milk, cleaning supplies. Juice boxes. Dried cranberries. Tuna, Sardines. Little mac n cheese kits. We got two extra jugs of the water we normally buy.
But I always have filled freezers and a filled pantry, so we probably had enough. I already had enough pasta, sauces, rice and so forth. Broth.
I did buy extra TP and Kleenex.
I pulled out my portable camping stove but need to fill my tanks.
I have a small lithium Jackery camping charger, as well as a few smaller power packs for the phone that I need to be sure is charged up. The Jackery power station can keep up our router/tv/internet if need be.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: StefanH at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (f1rm5)
Just don't do anything stupid and you will be fine.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (HALdu)
I was in the 'steady boys, steady' unit. My wife on the other hand was in the "Head for the hills!" unit. Since I do all the interacting with the portfolio, we stood our ground.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (e284m)
You are a very good and a very clever dad!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (WI7YS)
Yeah, its not. No matter how you spin it. But its a sweet spot for investment houses and gives the people who put money into it a rosy glow of virtue signalling.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (G546f)
Awesome. Trick it out with an airbrushed Unicorn and Wizard on the sides.
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (qaSBO)
condoms
you think blackout babies are bad, wait for quarantine babies
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (HALdu)
I usually have emergency cash in the house, but got a little extra.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (vEIlU)
X the state he's in (multiple times)
X the years he was Vice President
X the names of world leaders
X the office he's running for
Is anyone surprised he can't remember that Super Tuesday is on a Tuesday, NOT Thursday?
Posted by: SMOD at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (E7vND)
I have enough food in the house to last 90 days if I starve myself.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (vkNvg)
farkin' hILLRY
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020
*
*
I've been dealing with a post-nasal drip cough for a while. Maybe I'll try this.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (Ejm1K)
that's odd - usually men are more fidgety with their investments (tweak tweak tweak) and women tend to buy and forget
at least that's what I've read
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (G546f)
Joe Biden
Posted by: steevy at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (KNsKs)
Like the I phone, its designed by people who watched Star Trek the Next Generation with a box of kleenex and hand lotion nearby. Millennials are often tech fetishists, loving tech and high-tech look for its own sake rather than value and utility.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (jWXS2)
I"d be interested in how the Horde is prepping for the Virus Times.
Some ammo, additional canned goods, flour, sugar, rice and a 5th of scotch.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (e284m)
Has fake news credited biden for the Market rebound, yet?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (vkNvg)
Timer taught me how to make Poverty Popsicles.
Add kool-aid to ice cube tray, cover with Saran Wrap, stick toothpicks in the cubes....
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 02, 2020 04:13 PM (vkNvg)
This is the way of my people.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (l4C/z)
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I'm moving to Switzerland.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
there's and adult version and a kids version
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:17 PM (HALdu)
They are too busy remembering every time you disappointed them to remember their portfolios.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:17 PM (jWXS2)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (TQ/zJ)
"I"d be interested in how the Horde is prepping for the Virus Times."
I bought a bunch of meat last week. I do that every once in a while anyway. So I guess it's not like I was actually prepping I was just doing something normal so never mind.
Posted by: freaked at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (Tnijr)
I really don't understand the 'draw' of Tesla.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:57 PM (NgKpN)
Me either. Their one big hit was a middling cover of "Signs", and the rest of their songs were kind of forgettable.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (eXA4G)
Same way I prepped for everything.
Lots of canned food and water at home, pasta and rice.
Stocked up on OTC meds and beef.
Pretty much normal weekly shopping to top off supplies, still have my emergency supplies untouched.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (l4C/z)
It'll either be Cheryl or one of those biggies from Perkins Coie, like Mark Elias.
Will she have Huma at her side as her therapy human?
Posted by: Les Kinetic at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, back to random thoughts at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (q80AH)
Sounds amazing, YD.
If the spotify/rain noises stop working for nap time, just place the bassinet near a running dishwasher
Posted by: Lizzy at March 02, 2020 04:18 PM (bDqIh)
But Biden is like clockwork, its nearly constant.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (1ISKN)
that's odd - usually men are more fidgety with their investments (tweak tweak tweak) and women tend to buy and forget
at least that's what I've read
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (G546f)
I've been treating it with benign neglect for as long as I've had anything at all. Turns out that was the right thing to do according to the guys I finally turned it over to 10 years ago.
No reason to get all panicky now. We survived that blasted moron President for 8 years, if that didn't panic you, nothing will.
I'd be more stressed if I'd retired like I said I would this year, but I didn't so....that helps.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)
Sounds like somebody got some inside information on a small biotech with negative earnings getting bought up by Gilead for around a 45% premium.
Posted by: The Fed, World Bank, and IMF at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (NXq7v)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (YslsA)
Too late. Italians got them. They have 27 cases now (tied with Canada ... hmm 3 more today ... f*ck ... all in Toronto ... oh well, we had SARS).
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (XzVUd)
That was a wonderful recipe you posted over the weekend. Thank you!
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (uMbmX)
Posted by: garrett
indeed
we have our priorities
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (G546f)
Even wth all that, though, the stock is way overvalued. Until it isn't.
Remember when Amazon was derided because its business plan was to never be profitable? Current share price: $1953.
Posted by: blaster at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (9VeU0)
The difference is Amazon is in a market with network effects. People don't want a dozen different logins to do their shopping, so they pick the biggest one and order there. A car is a big enough purchase you're not going to buy from the same company just because setting up another account would be a hassle.
I'm not arguing TSLA should be zero. I just think valuing the company as if it were going to capture half of every car sale in the entire world is just crazy.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (wGeit)
If the savages get ye they bury you up to your neck next to the gals from The View.
*Shudder*
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (XpDRr)
I think whether or not you perceive the NH as backwards and upside down
or just upside down depends on how you correct the image in your mind.
If you rotate it on the x-axis (left to right or vice versa) it's
backwards. If you rotate it on the z-axis (or towards or away from you),
it's just upside down.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at March 02, 2020 04:07 PM (87EdW)
I think of Vermont because it is vaguely shaped like a V.
New Hampshire is the other one.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 03:59 PM (HALdu)
'twas always thus.
Posted by: Quint
No, not really. Most of the buying and selling is actually handled by computers, which are driven by algorithms that look at a bunch of market indicators.
They all run about the same, and all launched into "sell" mode".
The same algorithms today told them to buy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (vcOmj)
Star Trek the Next Generation with a box of kleenex and hand lotion
nearby. Millennials are often tech fetishists, loving tech and
high-tech look for its own sake rather than value and utility.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)
Is this about us?
Posted by: Apps at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (n13/j)
It's a bathroom stall door. One anemic kick and the door flies open. The cop has the paint in hand.
Most people take about 0.6 seconds to assess new information, come up with a plan, and execute the plan. It's probably even longer if you're in the fog of coitus.
So yeah. They stand there for the half second it takes for the cop to step forward with a spray can in hand and spray the paint.
Posted by: bonhomme at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020 04:14 PM (G546f)
Gotta freeze them and insert them, though.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (RD7QR)
image.
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 03:20 PM (N9G0H)
Uh...no it isn't...it's just flipped head to tail. In other words...upside down.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Wha--???
Are we looking at the same image?
I'm referring to the Bloomberg campaign sign for New Hampshire. The image can be seen here in Ace's previous post:
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/386114.php
Loooooooook carefully at the Bloomberg map and then real map.
Try to rotate the Bloomberg map in your mind so that it is no longer upside down. You will notice to your shock that once you have turned it right-side up -- the map is now reversed, backwards, in a mirror image of itself!
What the Bloomberg map is is a flipped horizontal mirror___ of the actual NH map -- as if it was reflected in a mountain lake.
Seriously. Try to look at it and ponder what you are seeing, and you will realize that it is a mirror image, not "upside down."
Posted by: zombie at March 02, 2020 04:21 PM (N9G0H)
good on you, man. you've been through a lot on this one, even well before she was born.
I still pray for you, mom and baby Vanessa.
cheers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2020 04:21 PM (d7Ww2)
Dow surges 1,300 points and logs best percentage gain in 11 years as investors hope central banks can dull coronavirus pain
Sure, because "Central Banks" are totes awesome at stuff like "easing pain" and whatnot. Is there anything they can't do???
Riiiiiiiight.
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 04:21 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:21 PM (jWXS2)
Posted by: Skip at March 02, 2020 04:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Nice YD!
Uh, if you crank out a few in adult sizes, you may have found the next "must have" item.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (Y4EXg)
They all run about the same, and all launched into "sell" mode".
The same algorithms today told them to buy.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at March
meh, kind of. there are inputs that bias them towards buy or sell from the owners. the black boxes are not fire and forget.
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (HALdu)
a lot. The IBC totes are $200 locally, and I'd easily pay that much to
store far less buying smaller containers.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 03:56 PM (yL25O)
TWO HUNDRED DOLLARS!? Food grade pressure washed ones in Kansas City go for 75 apiece...
In my undisclosed residence locale close to KC we had major water line issues a while back, NO water for more than a week. Pandemic or not, we got some water storage and I tested the defunct well water too... It's nice to have just in case.
Posted by: Inventive at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (pnaDl)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (X+a7J)
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:12 PM (HALdu)
Hubby going to Colombia and then Panama shortly.
Hoping his trip is canceled.
My immune system is not quite up to snuff yet. I told him he will have to quarantine himself from me...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (vEIlU)
You rang?
Posted by: The Paolo at March 02, 2020 04:22 PM (ufFY8)
I bought several types of colander so I'll be able to accessorize as fashion dictates.
Posted by: spindrift at March 02, 2020 04:23 PM (h5TKJ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
there's and adult version and a kids version
Posted by: vmom 2020 this close to yelling YOLO and going to Italy anyway at March 02, 2020
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I yielded to an impulse and Amazon'd a bottle of the adult nighttime with honey and ivy leaf, plus melatonin.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at March 02, 2020 04:23 PM (Ejm1K)
Same way I prepped for everything.
Lots of canned food and water at home, pasta and rice.
Stocked up on OTC meds and beef.
Pretty much normal weekly shopping to top off supplies, still have my emergency supplies untouched.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.
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Word. And 90 day supply of Mrs. Rx meds.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 02, 2020 04:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 04:24 PM (XpDRr)
I guess that means I should have gained $100K back today?
Have I mentioned how much I hate the short term investors? Bunch of panicky babies.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 02, 2020 04:24 PM (WafOK)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:24 PM (jWXS2)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)
Sounds like somebody got some inside information on a small biotech with negative earnings getting bought up by Gilead for around a 45% premium.
Posted by: The Fed, World Bank, and IMF at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (NXq7v)
I own a little of that stock, GILEAD, bought some over ten years ago from a Jim Crammer recommendation. Pleasantly surprised to see it's worth something.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2020 04:24 PM (zqs/f)
That's not the way its supposed to work.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 02, 2020 03:47 PM (NgKpN)
Was thinking the exact same thing.
I thought District Attorneys and Attorneys General were supposed to file charges against felons and traitors.
Oh, wait, I forgot - Democrat Exemption Law.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 04:25 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:16 PM (e284m)
...
Interestingly, Sams club this weekend was out of water. And alchohol.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 04:25 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Redenzo at March 02, 2020 04:15 PM (E7vND)
.......
WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE ?!?!
What do I do with this Lamborghini I just leased? Shit.
Posted by: wth at March 02, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: andycanuck at March 02, 2020 04:25 PM (TQ/zJ)
Dow surges 1,300 points and logs best percentage gain in 11 years as investors hope central banks can dull coronavirus pain
Sure, because "Central Banks" are totes awesome at stuff like "easing pain" and whatnot. Is there anything they can't do???
Riiiiiiiight.
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 04:21 PM (77WPm)
The reason the business media supplies for a market move is always pure conjecture. You'd think people would realize this by now.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 02, 2020 04:26 PM (wGeit)
Full Glitter Balls
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:24 PM (jWXS2)
...
If you're going to stay home, you should at least be fabulous.
Posted by: TexasDan at March 02, 2020 04:26 PM (yL25O)
Perspective, for the win.
Posted by: DocJ at March 02, 2020 04:26 PM (77WPm)
My plan is to stun the Virus, capture and study it.
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:27 PM (jWXS2)
#509 save the last round for yourself Mate!
If the savages get ye they bury you up to your neck next to the gals from The View.
*Shudder*
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 04:20 PM (XpDRr)
Heh, if I'm only saving the last round for me, the video is going to look a little like the Kentucky military shoot.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at March 02, 2020 04:27 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 04:03 PM (VpIIl)
Nice
Posted by: LASue at March 02, 2020 04:28 PM (EQoeI)
Posted by: garrett at March 02, 2020 04:29 PM (jWXS2)
A more likely scenario is this: investors knew this was not going to be an extended down turn, and saw a great opportunity to buy.
Also there is the not-unlikely scenario that the drop was largely fueled by Chinese companies trying to liquidate for ready cash.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)
Secretary of the Interior, Gastrointestinal Division
Posted by: stumck at March 02, 2020 04:30 PM (w9Wax)
*The former president (Bill Blinton) revealed that his wife's (head) injury "required six months of very serious work to get over."
Time for another 'concussion' for Hills.
Posted by: socalcon at March 02, 2020 04:31 PM (Roy2Z)
Posted by: torabora at March 02, 2020 04:32 PM (XpDRr)
Posted by: Serious Cat at March
Think they have it worse than we do
Posted by: not so at March 02, 2020 04:17 PM (HALdu)
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Yeah, but no deaths. I'm already going on a ski trip there but if it gets much worse in the U.S. next week, I plan on overstaying my visa.
Posted by: Serious Cat at March 02, 2020 04:33 PM (zqs/f)
Maybe they'll give her the VP slot with Biden.
Or maybe she'll get a new house.
I'd hold out for the house --- but that's just me.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at March 02, 2020 04:36 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at March 02, 2020 04:39 PM (wGqjj)
When this despicable old hag dies, the secrets are going to flood out.
Posted by: Dick the Birthday Boy at March 02, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
I did NOT have sex with that woman, Hillary Clinton
Posted by: Bubba Clintoon at March 02, 2020 04:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Grannymimi at March 02, 2020 04:43 PM (u5LFV)
Posted by: Marcus T at March 02, 2020 03:40 PM (VpIIl)
Sounds like somebody got some inside information on a small biotech
with negative earnings getting bought up by Gilead for around a 45%
premium.
Posted by: The Fed, World Bank, and IMF at March 02, 2020 04:19 PM (NXq7v)
I own a little of that stock, GILEAD, bought some over ten years ago
from a Jim Crammer recommendation. Pleasantly surprised to see it's
worth something.
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We should have a regular stock recommendation post (like the guns and book ones).
Posted by: Jolo at March 02, 2020 04:51 PM (WrMOC)
The Rs had this to an extant with the never trumpers and swamp rats, but most Rs are behind Trump simply because they are a consensus party and they agree on what he is doing (small gov, strong military, america first, ...)
You don't see much talk about this.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2020 04:54 PM (LWu6U)
That is an interesting analysis, and the biggest flaw with coalition parties is that you need someone strong to hold them together or they immediately fracture into brutal infighting. I see no one in the Democrats right now who is that figure.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at March 02, 2020 05:34 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 02, 2020 05:52 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 02, 2020 05:53 PM (LWu6U)
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