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Morons Marshal! The George Conway/Steve Schmidt/Rick Wilson "Lincoln Project" C**kgrift is Streaming Live, and They're Letting Anyone Comment

So many wives for the taking!

"Doha Rick" Wilson just gave the opening remarks. He spoke about "Moral Choices," because they've poll tested that and they find that The Jesusland People are more receptive to discussion of "Moral Choices" than to open agitation for corporate-sponsored Open Borders.

101 "Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave as he satisfies their wives."

Posted by: Dr. Spank

Grifters Gonna Grift:

Even Erick Erickson's coblogger calls this a grift:

And the Project is certainly paying someone’s bills, based on a quick review of their FEC filings. So far, they’ve spent about $100,000, despite having raised about $650,000.

Of the money they’ve spent, fully half of it, $50,000, has gone to Tusk Digital for digital advertising. Tusk is run by Ron Steslow, a Lincoln Project founder. Jennifer Horn, another founder, was paid $5,000 for communications services. Another $2,500 went to James Lynch Communications, a firm run by a former colleague (on both the 2008 John McCain and 2020 Howard Schultz presidential campaigns) of founder Steve Schmidt.

...

And these are only what is available from the FEC filings. The Project has also spent money on television ads, at least one of which, totally $15,000, appears to have been paid entirely to Summit Strategic Communications, also owned by a Project founder, Reed Galen.

The Lincoln Project, beyond lining the pockets of its leadership, provides them an opportunity to remain relevant in a town where relevancy is key. The last time Rick Wilson won an important election for a Republican, America’s biggest threat was Y2K. It’s unlikely that many people would be paying him much attention otherwise.





Posted by: Ace at 07:28 PM




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1 Oh pick me! Pick me!

Posted by: KellyAnne Conway at February 27, 2020 07:28 PM (NVYyb)

2 Let me polish that head of yours Ricky

Posted by: Liberace at February 27, 2020 07:29 PM (BDQo0)

3 Is that a "Log Cabin" thing?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

4 top ten !

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (zr5Kq)

5 Congratulations, George Conway, for posting first. Welcome!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (gL/cc)

6 Get Lincoln out yo shitty grifter mouths.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (QLPEO)

7 >>>1 Today: Dow Jones suffers biggest-ever points fall.

Trump on Feb 20

"@realDonaldTrump
Highest Stock Market In History, By Far!"


Lmfao
Posted by: There's always a tweet at

...

I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate a Comment Thread Nazi and paid astroturf spammer is not, um, heavily invested in the stock market.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

8 Fap now, Morons, because when this livestream thing commences it will suck up the bandwidth of the entire internet.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (XVuno)

9 Hey, Top 10.

Yay

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (gL/cc)

10 Rick Wilson sucks dick, just for the taste.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

11 Its a trap! Leave you Bernie Bro neighbors contact info.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (J3Rfi)

12 Fap now, Morons, because when this livestream thing commences it will suck up the bandwidth of the entire internet.
Posted by: Cicero


You joke but it could happen!

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (QLPEO)

13 Hey, Top 10.

Yay
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (gL/cc)


My man! *high five

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (zr5Kq)

14 I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate a Comment Thread Nazi and paid astroturf spammer is not, um, heavily invested in the stock market.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

Well, he has a large stock of Cheezies.

And an orange dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (/B0ix)

15 Wait, when in the hell did Lincoln ever put Country, over Party?

These guys would be up North, supporting the Confederacy, you know, the DEMOCRATS?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (NgKpN)

16 Why in the name of all that is pure and holy would I give Rick Wilson's nitwittery about morality the slightest regard?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (Uu+Jp)

17 So you gotta be a twitterer or YouTuber or something to comment?

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (l3+k2)

18 Open Borders? I thought they wanted open access to their wives.

Posted by: henry at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (J3Rfi)

19 Republicans ran California into the dirt? Benedict, please.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (Ndje9)

20 so many lispssss

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

21 Hey Guys- Mike from Manhattan here: Why are you communists? When did you join the party? If we join you voting for Bernie Sanders will that guarantee he shoots us all last?

Posted by: Michael Bloomberg at February 27, 2020 07:33 PM (NVYyb)

22 >>>18 So you gotta be a twitterer or YouTuber or something to comment?


I dunno. Maybe you have to be signed up for YouTube

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

23 I haven't heard this many speaking tics since the last time I experienced NPR

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (y7DUB)

24 comment thread nazi will get kicked out of the public library soon enough.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (KP5rU)

25 "Point drop".

That idiocy is right up there with "winning the popular vote".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (hj4fI)

26 I dunno. Maybe you have to be signed up for YouTube
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

Yeah. Sign up for Ewetoob, and Gurgle just mines your data, and serves up more ads. No, thank you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:35 PM (/B0ix)

27 See? I told you I formed True Reagan Conservatives(tm) For Communism. Welcome to the first meeting!

Posted by: Cap'n Biff Kristol, USS TRansition at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Ndje9)

28 This comment thread is opening just in time for cocktail hour. Hours.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (NVYyb)

29 To put it another way I suspect the neverTrumpers don't have a hint of a smidgen of a soupcon of credibility in the realm of morality or integrity.
Maybe I'm being unkind.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (Uu+Jp)

30 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

31 Is Conway's animus toward his wife that she can't find his dick either?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (BZzXD)

32 I just posted the dick-pic ace sent me.


#OWNED!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (4e+hS)

33 Why aren't my comments showing up?

Posted by: ah, the good ol' days at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (ACqut)

34 Funny how they struggle to articulate what is wrong with the country at the moment.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (+DS2f)

35 So now a gay guy -- who of course said he was gay within five seconds of the start -- is talking about the GOP "weaponizing the church" to attack gayboys such as himself, and how he felt Sadz about this.

and it's now just straight up "The Republican Party is built on hatred of minority groups." Gays and racial minorities.

Gee, for some kind of alleged conservative/Republican confab, they sure do seem to be reading from a list of leftwing talking points.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (PbpT7)

36 Some of those comments are high quality. Better pick things up around here.

Posted by: Whatchulookingat? at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (y6v9s)

37 MUH RUSSIA! The Director's Cut.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:37 PM (Ndje9)

38 Is that a "Log Cabin" thing?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 07:30 PM (aKsyK)

More of a "Wooden Shed" thing.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (tVQUs)

39 Just for the record: none of these trolls are properly registered bots. Therefore, they should be totally ignored.

Carry on.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (4R6Rp)

40 Ha, ha!

"Screaming Mary", Masoumeh Ebtekar, an Iranian vice president who was a
spokeswoman for the 1979 hostage-takers during the US embassy crisis has
been infected with the new coronavirus. She was seen sitting near
President Hassan Rouhani during a meeting of Iranian cabinet members
yesterday.
Iran's former ambassador to the Vatican, Hadi Khosroshahi, has died after infection with coronavirus.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (TQ/zJ)

41 >>>31 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.


yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)

42 If Jim and Tammy Faye were cucks...

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (puu6v)

43 Congratulations globalists-

Wall Street Journal
@WSJ
Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

44 Maybe we could start the conversation regarding trump on basic level. like, what laws has he broken, exactly. What precise actions has he taken that are against your precious conservative principals.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (+DS2f)

45 Hi! This question is for the fat load. No, the other fat load! Conway.

Anyway, my question is when did you last have sex with your wife? No lying!

Posted by: Kelly Anne Conway at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (NVYyb)

46 The guy who said he was gay, did he say gay or dirty fag?

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (HALdu)

47 Ah yes, life in Lake Trumpbegone, where the women have dicks, the men are soi, and the children are gender-fluid.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (KGb/R)

48 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)


I don't get this poor Kellyanne stuff from 'ettes, from whom massive kicks in the balls would have been delivered. Or is that image unrealistic?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (y7DUB)

49 Bull work? You come to the Paolo for the bull work.

Posted by: The Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (ABjxW)

50 and it's now just straight up "The Republican Party is built on hatred of minority groups." Gays and racial minorities.

Don't forget the Irish. We hate them most of all.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (XVuno)

51 Ooh, dibs on Kellyanne.

Posted by: moviegique at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (CcUfv)

52 This is a terrible idea for them. It's almost as if there is no captain on the ship.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (P5k1D)

53 Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (BZzXD)

54 comment:


icemorebutts
We want Bernie, fat!

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (PbpT7)

55 Who's the guy talking about remodeling his house?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (4e+hS)

56 All I want to know is how do I get paid to be a Bloomberg shill?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (BiNEL)

57 I'm just waiting for Heywood Jablome to chime in.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:40 PM (XVuno)

58 >>>55 Who's the guy talking about remodeling his house?


I don't know, someone who sucks dick for the taste

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

59 "35:
Gee, for some kind of alleged conservative/Republican confab, they sure do seem to be reading from a list of leftwing talking points."

This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (puu6v)

60 >>and it's now just straight up "The Republican Party is built on hatred of minority groups." Gays and racial minorities.

..and NeverTrumper cucks.

Actually, it's pity and not hatred.

Posted by: Roy at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (ABjxW)

61 yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged." '

==


She can dump him after reelection.


Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

62 Stock market plunged after that disastrous Democrat debate...

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (EZJ/Z)

63 >>>This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

the pace has quickened.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (PbpT7)

64 Yo!

Posted by: Yo! at February 27, 2020 07:41 PM (1XAal)

65 According to their wives the house is one of those tiny house that can't satisfy them.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (4e+hS)

66 Sorry. McCain already ran the "Country Over Party"-grift on us once. It really meant "Uni-Party Over Everything".

No, thanks, ladies.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (Ndje9)

67 Special guest stripper tonight on board the SS Lincoln Logs will be James Comey, the Zen pole dancer.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (NVYyb)

68 bring out the gimps

Posted by: Zed at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (BDQo0)

69 "irreconcilable differences "

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (zr5Kq)

70 >>>This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

it's not about that, it's about children and religion.

Someone called it "a Catholic divorce." They're divorced in all real ways, but not officially, and they pretend they're not for the kids.

I think they "live" in the same home but not in the same rooms and they don't always sleep at home...

Theae are things I hear. I don't know if they're true.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

71 53
Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (BZzXD)

________


"Burning tires around your neck are more effective." -- Rosenstein's sister

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (WqPYg)

72 stock go up, stocks go down, then go up again

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (zr5Kq)

73 "I don't get this poor Kellyanne stuff from 'ettes, from whom massive
kicks in the balls would have been delivered."
Maybe she doesn't want to go to prison for assault. She is a Republican after all.

Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (6XZdO)

74 Lincoln looks embarrassed to be involved in this shitshow.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (XVuno)

75 Rick Wilson looks like he bulked up for the winter. Winter's over, bitch.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:43 PM (4e+hS)

76 Shouldn't this be called "The McCain Project"?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (y7DUB)

77 70: ace, makes as much sense as anything else i've heard.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (KP5rU)

78 Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

Come on, what are the odds that we'd EVER need basic medical supplies in a number and variety that defies imagination and that overwhelms the entire JIT market economy?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (BiNEL)

79 Power keeps cycling on and off at the house, I can only assume, due to the Tecate-virus.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (CrUoT)

80 Congratulations globalists-

Wall Street Journal
@WSJ
Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

No one would ever think that outsourcing all food production to another country would be a good idea but hey, let's send our production of medical supplies and antibiotics overseas. What could go wrong?

Justice would be a Masque of the Red Death conclusion to this thing, wiping all of them out.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (nu45M)

81 What are they trying to accomplish? Attracting support? Starting a movement? Bringing each other to mutual orgasm?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (Uu+Jp)

82 So they've left the Republican Party to join the Country Over Party? Seems a bit on the nose.

Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (uM6CE)

83 "So now a gay guy -- who of course said he was gay within five seconds of the start -- is talking about the GOP "weaponizing the church" to attack gayboys such as self, and how he felt Sadz about this."

I can't watch this. It's beyond unwatchable. Which one is gay? The tall douche who was doing weird things with his feet when they first got intro'd?

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (EZJ/Z)

84 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (arJlL)

85 So the Lincoln Brigade is alive

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (WnLEH)

86 Jesus, lets get back to tile recommendations from the 1st guy.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (4e+hS)

87 Who would tell them that this is a good idea? I can't believe the comment section is still open.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (GFU7G)

88 So you gotta be a twitterer or YouTuber or something to comment?


I dunno. Maybe you have to be signed up for YouTube
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:34 PM (PbpT7)

You have to sign into Youtube. If you have a gmail account it should be pretty easy.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (tVQUs)

89 "63 >>>This always has happened but the cucks used to allow a decent interval of say, five or ten years, before they embraced the leftwing talking points.

the pace has quickened."

The best part is when a cuck gets ahead of his skis and an Official Red has to warn "not yet."

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (puu6v)

90 Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19
Posted by: Ben Had



Crap. I'll bet I was supposed to remove them from the car first.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (G0G8s)

91 Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)

============

Live separately once the kids are gone, but get back together for family holidays. It makes for a weird Thanksgiving.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (NVYyb)

92 Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.



Bullshit

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (zr5Kq)

93 Well, he has a large stock of Cheezies.



And an orange dick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:32 PM (/B0ix)

___________


"#OrangeDickGood!" -- There's always a troll

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (WqPYg)

94 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

95 From the video screenshot they should revise it to "The World's Longest Tie Contest"

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (UFgOG)

96 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

97 the GOP "weaponizing the church" to attack gayboys such as himself, and how he felt Sadz about this."

Um. Okay. Where, when, and who? Precisely? I mean, all of us out here in Jesus land are completely baffled by this claim.

I mean we may not care much for what your are doing, but our initial thought is we don't care at all. Stop talking about it incessantly and we'll get along just fine.

And that goes basically for everyone. I want to hear about your sexual exploits about as much as I want to hear about the size and shape of your morning constitutional.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (+DS2f)

98 Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave as he satisfies their wives.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (4e+hS)

99 On the other hand - move your production elsewhere.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (zr5Kq)

100 i can't watch that shitshow. had enough faggotry for the week. even boy george thinks it's gay.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (KP5rU)

101 "Lincoln must be rolling over in his grave as he satisfies their wives."
LOL!

Posted by: Chris M at February 27, 2020 07:46 PM (6XZdO)

102 The stream is broken, much like Steve Schmidt's sense of manliness.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (XVuno)

103 One thing about Coronavirus, it's highlighted how globalization is a horrid idea (especially being in bed with the evil, lying Chinese) AND that ILLEGAL immigration is a disaster (we need to know who's coming into our country, bitchez!) I don't know how either of those two things can be justified after this debacle.

Posted by: runningrn at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (EZJ/Z)

104 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

America is just a big shopping mall.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (nu45M)

105 41 >>>31 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.


yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)



::::wink::::

She working on bringing him a nice creampie home.

::::wink::::

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (I8FKK)

106 The dude talking is annoying.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 07:47 PM (Zz0t1)

107 chavez always has the down to earth reasoning.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (BZzXD)

108 Do you have to wear Crocs and a Messenger Bag to attend this shit show - or is it just a really good idea ?

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (ransv)

109 Are they all wearing Bernie! buttons, and calling for the arrest of business people? You know, like Bernie just did on Monday?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (NVYyb)

110 They televised it so the Paolo would know their wives are home alone.

I mean "were".

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (Ndje9)

111 Have they provided their definition of conservatism?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

112 Steve Schmidt, losing elections expert, is talking or babbling, whatever.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (4e+hS)

113 Sugar tits abound

Posted by: G marks the spot at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (bwc5o)

114 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February




There was a wsj story yesterday about doj having an office to uncitizen those that got in using fraud.

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (HALdu)

115 Guess what's under his dome?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (XVuno)

116 Wall Street Journal

@WSJ

Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other
potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's
mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (wiXsO)

The first rule of Japanese surgical face-mask fight club is that you don't talk about Japanese surgical face-mask fight club.

https://twitter.com/Apple_JpN__/status/
1232244615626948617

Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (TQ/zJ)

117 I bet whoever got the concession license for Vespa Parking made a friggin' killing at this show.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (ransv)

118 Steve Schmidt, let me see, Karl Rove's protege and MacCain's campaign manager ? Yes, let's listen to him.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (zr5Kq)

119 "96 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are."

It's hard to get actual Americans who believe in a literal America to support wars on behalf of international corporations based abroad, so they offer up the "proposition nation" bullshit. Again, nothing new to see there.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (puu6v)

120 I want to be appointed a Captain in the Point and Laugh brigade.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (BZzXD)

121 Is there a word that comes from the mouth of Steve Schmidt not some shopworn cliche?

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (xiOrX)

122 Have they explained who they are?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

123 47 Ah yes, life in Lake Trumpbegone, where the women have dicks, the men are soi, and the children are gender-fluid.
Posted by: Garrison Feeler



Bernie's Utopia!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (gL/cc)

124 Ace is an Ewok and I am a bio-mechanical cat girl so I think we both trump these losers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (WnLEH)

125 What a stupid Super PAC. AOC also started her own PAC. Gotta keep the huckster gravy train flowing.

Most disappointed that they are besmirching Lincoln.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:49 PM (hvf9s)

126 53 Burning tires around you house will ward of COVID-19
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:39 PM (BZzXD)

And painting your door posts with the blood of a freshly-clubbed baby seal.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (NWiLs)

127 The Youtube chat isn't even on Slow Mode!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (tVQUs)

128 zzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (XVuno)

129 Power keeps cycling on and off at the house, I can only assume, due to the Tecate-virus.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2020 07:44 PM (CrUoT)
-------
Beats the Modelo virus - gold foil everywhere.

Not panicking until the Natty Light virus hits.

Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (aKgvL)

130 i'll bet those masks don't help a damn thing. if you can breathe through it, that creeping crud gets past it too. better off playing howard hughes with rubber gloves and shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (KP5rU)

131 Wow, they're conserving conservatism at an alarming rate.*


*current rate = 0%

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (4e+hS)

132 DUDE, HAVE YOU NOT HEARD OF A POWERPOINT????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (XVuno)

133 Is AOC going to survive 2020 ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

134 111 Have they provided their definition of conservatism?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

The Conservative case to destroy Citizenship.

Because everyone is a citizen.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (NgKpN)

135 >>Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other
potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's
mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.


That Orange Madman has killed us ALL!


Again!

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (6SMFs)

136 The_Donald did not kill itself.
Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (hvf9s)

137 These guys represent the Lincoln who wanted to send all the blacks to Liberia amirite?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (y7DUB)

138 105 41 >>>31 Conway , Kellyanne's spouse ? Poor Kellyanne.


yeah I don't think she sees him very often

I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)



::::wink::::

She working on bringing him a nice creampie home.

::::wink::::
Posted by: Paolo a


LOFL

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (PbpT7)

139 131 Wow, they're conserving conservatism at an alarming rate.*


*current rate = 0%
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:50 PM (4e+hS)

Countless good points!

because you can't count, to zero.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (NgKpN)

140 Western hospitals are rationing medical masks and facing other

potential shortages with little relief in sight-- because the world's

mask-manufacturing hub is China's Hubei province.



But it's not a panic.

Posted by: Italian Center for Disease Control at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (oVJmc)

141 Insomniac, would armadillo blood work?

Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (BZzXD)

142 What's that slurping sound I keep hearing? It's like someone is sucking dick right on the internet broadcast.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (NVYyb)

143 No way she has kids, that she didn't steal.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (4e+hS)

144 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

145 It's always nice coming here, after a hard day at work, when I don't have access to anything other than mainstream media, in small doses.

I come here and get some reality. For that I am truly grateful.

That being said, Ace, your musical taste sux.

But then, so does 99.999% of the population's.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (hku12)

146 >>> Is AOC going to survive 2020 ?

Possibly no. Either way she will have her PAC to keep the political gravy train flowing.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (hvf9s)

147 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)

Exit question - how much of this cuckagenda was allowed to be their own thoughts, and how much was actually controlled by their donors? I am willing to bet that when the donors came up with this "idea" for a forum for them - they gave Kristol, Goldberg, etal their thoughts for the day. Like they do every day.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (32YRo)

148 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)


According to my prior video studies - that's not how you do it. Not at all.

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (ransv)

149 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)

150 141 Insomniac, would armadillo blood work?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (BZzXD)

In a pinch it'll do. Helps if you mix in something endangered though.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

151 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)


The XL t-shirts have already sold out.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (XVuno)

152 And painting your door posts with the blood of a freshly-clubbed baby seal.



Oh Canada.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

153 Jis woman speaking, she no make Paolo have a boner.

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (I8FKK)

154 I got dumps to take more important than this. Later!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (4e+hS)

155 This Questioon is for Mr Conway :

George. I am balls deep in your wife right now and I am wondering if you have any suggestions as to where I should blow my load?
Thanks.

I'll take my answer off air.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (6SMFs)

156 144 I'm sure they'll have to beat off the groupies with a stick.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (Uu+Jp)

They're doing it wrong...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

157 She's very concerned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (XVuno)

158 Beating off the groupies got me fired at PBS.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (KGb/R)

159 We're now ruled by a tyrant.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (XVuno)

160 You mean the XXXL shirts

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (WnLEH)

161 Possibly no. Either way she will have her PAC to keep the political gravy train flowing.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (hvf9s)



Is she being premiered ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (zr5Kq)

162 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal
Posted by: ace


Roomy?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (QLPEO)

163 Which Democratic presidential candidate will be the first to vow to close the Medical Mask gap (while on the payroll of a Chinese pharmaceutical company)?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (puu6v)

164 Neighbors said they heard a transformer blow so probably a night without ac. At least not a hot summer night.

Posted by: banana Dream at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (CrUoT)

165 How many cliches can you string together in a single sentence? We'll soon know.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (XVuno)

166 162 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal
Posted by: ace

Roomy?
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (QLPEO)

About a size 14?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)

167 96 They're really hitting the idea that "Amercian citizenship" is nothing more than a mere idea. and if you say you're an american, you are. Just like if you say you're a woman, you are.

Posted by: ace



I say they are all potted plants and Harvey Weinstein is horny.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (gL/cc)

168 OK so here's one wife who won't be getting fucked tonight

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)

169 The_Donald did not kill itself.
Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: LizLem

______________

I feel like everyone is ignoring the thereat of Big Tech and what that will do to our politics.

This is going to be a major headwind for our movement, and no, the free market will not fix it.

I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

170 And painting your door posts with the blood of a freshly-clubbed baby seal.

Oh Canada.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)

The Molson dealer will deliver to your door step - it's God's promise...

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (32YRo)

171 Steve Schmidt, patriot.

Hahhahahahahah

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (XVuno)

172 Remember Bob Hope's joke about leaving California before they made homosexuality mandatory? Well, . . .

School requires kids to dance with anyone who asks. Mom fighting for daughter's right to say 'no'...

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+y/Ru)

173 Is that Venus next to the Moon tonight? I think the proximity makes it look much bigger than I remember. I'm on an approach to the airport, and had to wait a while to see if it was going to land. (It's not going to)

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (Z1eux)

174 She said absolutely nothing. Very nice.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (XVuno)

175 I just don't *get* these guys.

I understand not liking some of what Trump does. We can talk about that. I might even agree. But this whole existential threat shit...where does that come from?

Trump's policies are pretty mainstream shit. Control the borders. reduce foreign entanglements. Fair trade. produce energy. cut regulations. follow the Constitution. Strong defense. law and order. Lower taxes.

What is his radical departure? What policy is he pursing that isn't pretty mainstream, heck even common sense, stuff? You might disagree, but his approach seems pretty basic to most people. And he's rah rah USA. So? Shouldn't the president of a country root for that country?

It's just baffling.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)

176 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal

Posted by: ace


A sturdy girl ? From Maine, perhaps ?

Does she drive a Subaru ? Have a penchant for Mellisa Etheridge and batting clean-up for the local women's softball league ? A fondness for plaid, maybe ?

Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (ransv)

177 * I don't think my autocorrect works too well

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)

178 That was a harrowing story from K.T. McFarland.

The deep state FBI/DOJ is a danger to liberty. Barr should stop giving speeches and prosecute those douchbags.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:56 PM (NVYyb)

179 I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

Good analogy, but I'd rather they start by using the laws that are already on the books. Bust 'em up.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 27, 2020 07:57 PM (nu45M)

180 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal

Posted by: ace


Is it the girl from the earlier in the week art thread?

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:57 PM (G0G8s)

181 I saw Steve Schmidt score an own goal for Edmonton at the Northlands Coliseum in '86.

Posted by: schizoid at February 27, 2020 07:57 PM (5fifH)

182 166 162 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal
Posted by: ace

Roomy?
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (QLPEO)

About a size 14?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (NWiLs)


:::::squirt::::

Posted by: Buffalo Bill at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (I8FKK)

183 Trump's policies are pretty mainstream shit.
Control the borders. reduce foreign entanglements. Fair trade.
produce energy. cut regulations. follow the Constitution. Strong
defense. law and order. Lower taxes.



Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)


None of that sounds like cheap labor to me. Good God, what a simpleton.

Posted by: The Chamber of Commerce at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (ransv)

184 There are leftist trolls in the Youtube chat that actually think this is a Conservative Event.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 07:58 PM (tVQUs)

185 Isn't trying to deny people who disagree with them a right to participate fully in the political system kind of an existential threat?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (Uu+Jp)

186 Speaking of Blago...

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (zr5Kq)

187 175:

"What is his radical departure?"

Trump doesn't suck up to the same corporate pimps they suck up to.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

188 all thespians drive subarus. everybody knows that. i think you have to have a really gaudy tatt also. it's like a fucking uniform.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (KP5rU)

189 What a bunch of tedious self-important hacks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (XVuno)

190 See my theory is we live in a post expertise world. The world is changing so fast, experts are more often than not wrong. They are not stupid, just not keeping up.

You know who is really good at seeing the future? A successful real estate developer. Those guys need to be looking decades down the road.

So you have these "experts" that are out of date, and were never really experts, getting pissed their advice is not being followed. And the icing on the cake is they are wrong about most shit. Not only did Trump not follow their advice, he was wildly successful by not following their advice.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (+DS2f)

191 168 OK so here's one wife who won't be getting fucked tonight
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:54 PM (PbpT7)


Bea Arthur get Paolo's dick harder than her.

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (I8FKK)

192 Schmidt and Wilson are just angling for consulting gigs for the Dem nominee.

Posted by: Jeffersonian at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (xiOrX)

193 These people are hallucinating.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zqs/f)

194 Isn't trying to deny people who disagree with them a right to participate fully in the political system kind of an existential threat?

====


This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

195 He's accusing President Trump of all President Obama's crimes.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (Ndje9)

196 >>> I feel like everyone is ignoring the thereat of Big Tech and what that will do to our politics.This is going to be a major headwind for our movement, and no, the free market will not fix it. I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone. We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

I agree, this is HUGE. Yet another canary dropping dead in the coalmine. How many more does it take before we actually do something about the BigTech monopolies?

And even if the DC passes laws preventing this, they will not be in place in time to halt the speech suppression of the 202 elections. This is total election coercion.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (hvf9s)

197 187 175:
"What is his radical departure?"

Trump doesn't suck up to the same corporate pimps they suck up to. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

I think they resent that he is "free" to say whatever the hell he wants.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (+DS2f)

198 WTH are these people trying to accomplish with The Lincoln Project? Elect a socialist so they can appoint radical judges and Eric Holder to the SCOTUS.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (wiXsO)

199 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)

200 Shouldn't the president of a country root for that country?

It's just baffling.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (+DS2f)


Nein, comrade, ze president, he should be a citizen of de vorld, da!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (BiNEL)

201 Is Mike Murphy there?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)

202 150 141 Insomniac, would armadillo blood work?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 07:51 PM (BZzXD)

In a pinch it'll do. Helps if you mix in something endangered though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 07:52 PM (NWiLs)

What about possums? And does it have to be a club or can I use a car tire? While it is on the car?

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (4R6Rp)

203 What a bunch of tedious self-important hacks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (XVuno)


HA ! Self important hacks are always tedious .

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)

204 George not there tonight?

I guess he's on the way home for some clean up duty.

::::wink::::

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (I8FKK)

205 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (NWiLs)


Works for me. The simplest plan is the best plan!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (BiNEL)

206 What about possums? And does it have to be a club or can I use a car tire? While it is on the car?
Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 08:01 PM (4R6Rp)

Possums are right out.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

207 "197 187 175:
"What is his radical departure?"

Trump doesn't suck up to the same corporate pimps they suck up to. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 07:59 PM (puu6v)

I think they resent that he is "free" to say whatever the hell he wants."

Those two things are not unrelated.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (puu6v)

208 I watched for about 5 minutes and that was all I could take. This is painful.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (jK8Z7)

209 I am surprised no one hasn't done the fake phone thing with their hands to their ear and mouthed "Michael, call me."

He's paying strung out meth addicts to endorse him at this point, might as well score some sweet sweet mini-dictator cash!

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (32YRo)

210 I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)

Good analogy, but I'd rather they start by using the laws that are already on the books. Bust 'em up.



Why this law isn't being enforced remains a mystery to me - 18 US Code 241

To wit (three wit, even...)


If two or more persons conspire to injure, oppress, threaten, or intimidate any person in any State, Territory, Commonwealth, Possession, or District in the free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege secured to him by the Constitution or laws of the United States, or because of his having so exercised the same; or

If two or more persons go in disguise on the highway, or on the premises of another, with intent to prevent or hinder his free exercise or enjoyment of any right or privilege so secured

They shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than ten years, or both; and if death results from the acts committed in violation of this section or if such acts include kidnapping or an attempt to kidnap, aggravated sexual abuse or an attempt to commit aggravated sexual abuse, or an attempt to kill, they shall be fined under this title or imprisoned for any term of years or for life, or both, or may be sentenced to death.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (HaL55)

211 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:00 PM (zr5Kq)

Yes.
Posted by: Insomniac


You know sometimes you can get both from the same girl if you know what I mean.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (QLPEO)

212 The_Donald did not kill itself.
Tim Pool: https://youtu.be/rTh5R5KAPJA

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of pro Trump memesmiths suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.
Posted by: LizLem

______________

I feel like everyone is ignoring the thereat of Big Tech and what that will do to our politics.

This is going to be a major headwind for our movement, and no, the free market will not fix it.

I use the analogy, it would be like 40 years ago if AT&T started regulating what political people could say on the telephone.

We need new laws to address this.
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 07:55 PM (sjTfF)


Yup. And any "free market" zealot who starts saying "but but but..." needs a punch in the throat.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (hku12)

213 All of these clowns have punchable faces. Why aren't they engaging in mutual punching?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

214 Possums are right out.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:02 PM (NWiLs)

Well, damn.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Russian Bots R Us. at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (4R6Rp)

215 The Donald's policies make America strong.
President Trump is a lover. He loves women , America, making money, driving fast cars, eating steaks his way, living life large with joy. They hate this with all their miserable souls.

Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (WX+x0)

216 I agree, this is HUGE. Yet another canary dropping dead in the coalmine. How many more does it take before we actually do something about the BigTech monopolies?

And even if the DC passes laws preventing this, they will not be in place in time to halt the speech suppression of the 202 elections. This is total election coercion.
Posted by: LizLem

_________________

I honestly think The_Donald on reddit had a lot to do with Trump winning. And I think the owners of Reddit know that also.

Everyone knew they were going to make a move against it.

We need new laws, and I'm sure the TruCons will scream about muh business regulations (while endorsing socialist Bernie Sanders)

Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (sjTfF)

217 Does this tie make my face look like a mashed up bag of discarded foreskins?

Posted by: Rick WIlson at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (3FxOC)

218 213 All of these clowns have punchable faces. Why aren't they engaging in mutual punching?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (Uu+Jp)

The mutual clown-punching will be afterwards in Bill Kristol's hotel suite.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (NWiLs)

219 175 I just don't *get* these guys.

I understand not liking some of what Trump does. We can talk about that. I might even agree. But this whole existential threat shit...where does that come from?

Trump's policies are pretty mainstream shit. Control the borders. reduce foreign entanglements. Fair trade. produce energy. cut regulations. follow the Constitution. Strong defense. law and order. Lower taxes.

What is his radical departure? What policy is he pursing that isn't pretty mainstream, heck even common sense, stuff? You might disagree, but his approach seems pretty basic to most people. And he's rah rah USA. So? Shouldn't the president of a country root for that country?

It's just baffling.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp



Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (gL/cc)

220 Looking at dez guys on stage, maybe Paolo getting his dick sucked by wrong spouse, no?

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (I8FKK)

221

In all conversations and posts I am now referring to the Bern as the Social Communist or Democrat Social Communist to help differentiate between him - full on unrepentant Commie - and what the 'flakes and 'tards think is Socialist - free shit.

Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (Iw9bs)

222 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.
Posted by: Puddleglum


Basically.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (QLPEO)

223 "If you read His (Lincoln's) speech - it's very tedious," said the guy who can't speak well enough to say three words without pausing.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:05 PM (/+bwe)

224 Is George Will there? I used to like his columns on baseball, but God he bailed on the right side of history just when he could have been one of its biggest advocates.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (ewSN2)

225 Fap now, Morons, because when this livestream thing commences it will suck up the bandwidth of the entire internet.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 07:31 PM


May I strongly suggest you throughly check your bands prior to fapping? Bands are nothing to take lightly.

This is something I happen to know a lot about.

Posted by: Harry Reid at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (DMUuz)

226 it's not about that, it's about children and religion.



Someone called it "a Catholic divorce." They're divorced in all real
ways, but not officially, and they pretend they're not for the kids.



I think they "live" in the same home but not in the same rooms and they don't always sleep at home...



Theae are things I hear. I don't know if they're true.





Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 07:42 PM (PbpT7)


She's half EyeTie. I don't suppose she has a brother named Sonny who could teach Georgie Porgy some manners

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (OmAmM)

227 Control the borders.

You can *say* that a wall won't work. Maybe it won't. I dunno. I do know 1) we have a huge illegal immigration problem 2) a wall hasn't be tried to this degree 3) No one else has a plan 4) it doesn't cost that much.

So...what the fuck is the problem? It sends a message? Yeah - don't cross our southern border illegally.

Anyone note Trump was floating increasing LEGAL immigration? And rationalizing it so we get more of what we need and not just the grab bag of the world's poor?

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 27, 2020 08:06 PM (+DS2f)

228 The Donald's policies make America strong.
President Trump is a lover. He loves women , America, making money, driving fast cars, eating steaks his way, living life large with joy. They hate this with all their miserable souls.
Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (WX+x0)


HOW RUDE!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (Zz0t1)

229 Imma start a drive to collect used sterno cans and collect their residue into a holding vat so that the NeverTrumpers and especially our poll/stock market/Betelgeuse supernova troll can dip themselves in it and self immolate around 10 Eastern on November 3.

NO CHARGE. I'll even have a Bic lighter for each of you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (JCrfD)

230 >>> I watched for about 5 minutes and that was all I could take. This is painful.
Posted by: Caesar North

This. So much orange man bad, and is the greatest threat to our country. Agree with some else said up thread. All the things they are complaint about Trump are things Obama did.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (8sBQ9)

231 "222 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.
Posted by: Puddleglum

Basically."

Agreed. It's also why the near-entirety of D.C. has arrayed against Trump.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (puu6v)

232 How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

I'm guessing, all of them.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (FXaFS)

233 You know sometimes you can get both from the same girl if you know what I mean.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM (QLPEO)

Wigs ? Twins ? Twins in Wigs ??

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (zr5Kq)

234 Apparently the AOSHQ book thread has its own Youtube channel. There's nothing on it, but it's out there.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (tVQUs)

235 You know sometimes you can get both from the same girl if you know what I mean.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:03 PM


Not if they follow our next-up Coronavirus prevention recommendation.

Posted by: CDC at February 27, 2020 08:08 PM (DMUuz)

236 I managed to listen for about three minutes before I had the overwhelming urge to invite a dozen bulls over to fuck my wife while I hid in the closet.

I'm not married.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (SgjGX)

237 I'm kind of surprised by how well the Bernie Bros clean up tbh

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (3FxOC)

238
The Steve Schmidt GOP where losing is a way of life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (OmAmM)

239 Is this a presidential democrat debate?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

240 >>> I honestly think The_Donald on reddit had a lot to do with Trump winning. And I think the owners of Reddit know that also.

They generate like 90% of the pro trump memes. Carpedonktum and all the rest of the "shitposters." The left cannot meme and cannot joke. Through humor we win, and the pedes at T_D are essential to that fight.

Luckily they still have thedonald.win... for now.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (hvf9s)

241 Anyone note Trump was floating increasing LEGAL immigration? And rationalizing it so we get more of what we need and not just the grab bag of the world's poor?

Tell the progtards we want to be like Canada. They will swallow their tongues.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (JCrfD)

242 Back to Barr and media, if you will indulge me.

Background: My retired parents spend multiple hours each day exposed to the MSM.

Now:
My father just gave me
- an N95 face mask (instruction booklet included)
- nylon gloves
- two spare generic facemasks

The MSM have done their jobs so well, stirring up coronavirus-we-are-all-going-to-die panic.

I'm so fucking depressed right now. sorry

Posted by: Hands at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (786Ro)

243 who's the bucket of walrus shit at the end?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (KP5rU)

244 They're against the rayciss President who is poised to double or triple minority support for Republicans. They all talked about doing it for years, but never got it done.

I guess there was no money in it.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (Ndje9)

245 "As soon as Trump was nominated... I was a RINO to begin with; I was never to the far right to begin with..." And he equates Trump supporters to a gang.

This guy needs a BIIIIIGGGGG BOD. Bigly.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (/+bwe)

246

Who is the fat broad?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (OmAmM)

247 I wait for the awesome explanation on why a rude capitalist is worse than a communist. How that same rude capitalist who follows all of the procedures we have established over the past 200+ years is a greater danger than a communist that vows on his first day to do away with laws and rights by diktat.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (mSgQG)

248 see the posts I added

i probably got them from a commenter tho

Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (PbpT7)

249 Who is the fat broad?


==

Steve Schmidt ?



Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (zr5Kq)

250 How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

I'm guessing, all of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (FXaFS)


Lots of tar and feather removal activities would've occupied most of their waking hours.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (y7DUB)

251 I tried. Seriously, who in the world follows or otherwise pays any attention whatsoever to these whiny, self-important douchebags? That's a sincere question.

Posted by: cnation at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (DML7G)

252 This is too complicated. Let's simplify it. Blondes or Brunettes ?
Posted by: runner

---

The oldest debate in the book: Betty or Veronica.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (Up3CO)

253 Who is the fat broad?

George Conway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (JCrfD)

254 Basic human decency?

Has she listened to any of the Dem wannabes? They'd shoot their mothers in the back and place bets on which way she'd fall.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (FXaFS)

255 JFC, Schmidt talking about being a RINO, and then talking about the party principles?

This is the same fucking guy that stabbed the VP candidate in the back in 2008 for trying to actually win that election.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (I8FKK)

256

Fatso is talking about the dignity of each human life so that's why they are supporting the party of murdering babies after birth

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (OmAmM)

257 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (gL/cc)


What is frustrating is that there are "establishment" free marketers and libertarians like Lew Rockwell who are making blanket orangemanbad comments on things that are 1) required by actual law, and b) aimed to combat theft of humanitarian relief, money laundering and profits from selling state expropriated property in places like Venezuela.

I understand that a really successful real estate developer from Queens is not everyone's cup of tea, but hit him for things he does.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (6rS3m)

258 Oh great, she's talking about "dignity" now. During the 8 years of Obama I imagine the word "dignity" never crossed her lips, even as unspeakable evil flourished.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (ewSN2)

259 >>Who is the fat broad?

I think her name is Token Gash.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (6SMFs)

260 242: you could sell them on ebay. Someone would snap them up.

Posted by: CN at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (ONvIw)

261 BREAKING: South Korea reports 256 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 2,022

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/
1233195515992514560

South Korea has a few updates every 24 hours I believe. They have also tested 65k now. Many of the tests are still out. Also the 50% rate of false negatives.
But at least they are testing unlike our country.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (GFU7G)

262 The oldest debate in the book: Betty or Veronica.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (Up3CO)

Yes. Preferably at the same time.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)

263 260 if Trump mandates industrial output of PPE , the prices will fall

Posted by: CN at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (ONvIw)

264 253
Who is the fat broad?



George Conway.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (JCrfD)

*spits vodka*
Thanks Circ.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (Orx/W)

265
The Steve Schmidt GOP where losing is a way of life
Posted by: TheQuietMan


His goal is to become coach of the Washington Generals.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (aKsyK)

266 A week ago South Korea had 102 cases. Today 2022 and counting. SMFH.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (GFU7G)

267 The dignity of each life? They really don't care that Trump is pro-life. They supported the wishy-washy legal-but-rare candidates.

My parents voted for Trump because of it.

These "righteous" people would rather lose to the wrong people instead of supporting the not-perfect man.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (/+bwe)

268
"This band of warriors" Oh God are they full of themselves

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (OmAmM)

269 250 How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

I'm guessing, all of them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (FXaFS)

Lots of tar and feather removal activities would've occupied most of their waking hours.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (y7DUB)


Lincoln actually was not very popular, even his own Cabinet members (e.g., Seward) considered an idiot, a backwoods bumpkin. Until Lincoln was assassinated, where he was the one who intoned, "Now he belongs to the ages."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)

270 I think her name is Token Gash.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:11 PM (6SMFs)


Good one. Well done.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Now:
My father just gave me
- an N95 face mask (instruction booklet included)
- nylon gloves
- two spare generic facemasks

-

I'm okay with it if you're flying and/or have a compromised immune system, but I guess that applies towards every contagious illness.

Leroy in Podunk, Arkansas does not need to worry much about a P95.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (41rs/)

272 Bill Kristol's wife has named her vibrator "Steely Don." So has David French's wife.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (mSgQG)

273 You know what, I can't wait until 2024 when these assholes think that they can waltz back into leadership of the party, and are told to get fucked.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (SgjGX)

274 230 >>> I watched for about 5 minutes and that was all I could take. This is painful.
Posted by: Caesar North
This. So much orange man bad, and is the greatest threat to our country. Agree with some else said up thread. All the things they are complaint about Trump are things Obama did.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 27, 2020 08:07 PM (8sBQ9)


Yup, same here. Bailed after about 5 minutes. Their all-pervasive sanctimoniousness was suffocating.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (avfsn)

275 >>Also the 50% rate of false negatives.
But at least they are testing

Do you even read your own posts?


Fuck off and die Flu Troll.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (6SMFs)

276 Sincere Republicanism?

Losing consistently?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)

277 236 I managed to listen for about three minutes before I had the overwhelming urge to invite a dozen bulls over to fuck my wife while I hid in the closet.

I'm not married.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:09 PM (SgjGX)


When you marry, my number is 555-867-5309

or email Paolo@bullsRus.org

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (I8FKK)

278 I gotta remember to always bring my iPad from now on when I am in DC. To tired to unpack my computer and hate blogging on my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (DJu5c)

279 Re comments ace added:

#mattwhitlock2024

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (puu6v)

280 >>> How many Never Trumpers would have been Never Lincolners back in 1860?

And Royalists in 1774. Patrick Henry would have given them all the vapors. This is not who we are!

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (mCR6n)

281 BREAKING: South Korea reports 256 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 2,022

https://mobile.twitter.com/BNODesk/status/
1233195515992514560

South Korea has a few updates every 24 hours I believe. They have also tested 65k now. Many of the tests are still out. Also the 50% rate of false negatives.
But at least they are testing unlike our country.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (GFU7G)


Your concern is noted.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (hku12)

282 Trump is destroying the Grift. He is a threat to there paychecks and, maybe more importantly, status.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (gL/cc)


There was a gravy train.
Every Uniparty politician was on it
Trump took a limousine he paid for himself and never ever rode the gravy train!

His kind must be destroyed and never allowed to even dream about being allowed to rise again!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL)

283 Kennedy Sorenson wrote a book called "Profiles in Courage."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (FXaFS)

284 Lincoln actually was not very popular, even his own Cabinet members (e.g., Seward) considered an idiot, a backwoods bumpkin. Until Lincoln was assassinated, where he was the one who intoned, "Now he belongs to the ages."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)
------
You're thinking of Secretary Stanton. With Seward, after some initial headbutting, the two men became quite good friends.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (PD1/H)

285 "This band of warriors"

Waterloo? Little Big Horn? Dien Bien Phu?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (JCrfD)

286 I'm still stuck on the song thread from earlier. I think I just came up with the best Tarantino-esque Ammo Loading song:

You Make My dreams Come True - Hall & Oates

Posted by: johnd01 - Gender Solid at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (TXvM3)

287
Some finely-waxed chrome-domes present.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 08:16 PM (v5oRw)

288 Thomas Carlyle actually addresses some of the issues with the NTers that are not getting payola.

In his essays on heroic figures, basically idiots look for a hero that fits the forms that they envision for him/her, a real hero does what needs to be done and is formless (doesn't fit the forms expected).

Thus, both in the present time of the hero and the future historians mistake the heroic forms expected instead of the actual substance of action and leadership performed by the actual hero.

Carlyle used Napoleon and Cromwell but he could have been talking just as much about Obama and Trump.

One had the forms but no substantive leadership on much of anything--to wit his Nobel prize for example. Trump is protean and does have substantive accomplishments due to his leadership.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 08:16 PM (EUDB2)

289 listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (Orx/W)

290 Evan McMullin Conservatives

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (XVuno)

291
now who's this big blowsy beefy gal



Posted by: ace


Is he, err, she any good at handball?

Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)

292 Why do they all look alike? Bald, pudgy, unkempt and stupid.

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (3FxOC)

293
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:12 PM (GFU7G)



Great, now run off and get the numbers on Uzbekistan

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (OmAmM)

294 I tried my hand at making Manhattan's tonight. Tasty if I do say but sneaky strong.
I hope I can stand up.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

295 Beto is a furry. And let's be honest, so is Jonah Goldberg. I mean look at that virus magnet he calls a beard.

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (1mpw4)

296 I gotta remember to always bring my iPad from now on when I am in DC. To tired to unpack my computer and hate blogging on my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (DJu5c)


NGU, Ace on an iPad is almost civilized. Look for the DuckDuckGo browser, a bit quirky, but I like it for AoS!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (BiNEL)

297 You're thinking of Secretary Stanton. With Seward, after some initial headbutting, the two men became quite good friends.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (PD1/H)


Thanks. I misremembered.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (FXaFS)

298 >>listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.


So. Like a Yoko Ono song?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (6SMFs)

299 These people are smarter than you.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (dKiJG)

300 This polite, so not-rude dude just compared an adult woman to an young, lithe gymnast who can twist any way Trump wants.

This guy needs an even BIIIIGGGGGER BOD! Hugely!!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (/+bwe)

301 "What have you done for me lately?"

In other words, Trump gets it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (FXaFS)

302 listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (Orx/W)


You here too long. You go now!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (TLxpZ)

You really in New Orleans ? How was the Carnival ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (zr5Kq)

304 Lincoln actually was not very popular, even his own Cabinet members (e.g., Seward) considered an idiot, a backwoods bumpkin. Until Lincoln was assassinated, where he was the one who intoned, "Now he belongs to the ages."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (FXaFS)
------
You're thinking of Secretary Stanton. With Seward, after some initial headbutting, the two men became quite good friends.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (PD1/H)


Yeah, Stanton was a non-stop dick. Always and everywhere. He thought he was smarter than Lincoln.

He was not.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12)

305 You know what, I can't wait until 2024 when these assholes think that they can waltz back into leadership of the party, and are told to get fucked.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (SgjGX)


There are a lot of shitheads who believe it will be business as usual just like after Reagan. It's up to us to dictate otherwise.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (y7DUB)

306 278
I gotta remember to always bring my iPad from now on when I am in DC. To
tired to unpack my computer and hate blogging on my phone

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:14 PM (DJu5c)

My fucking IPad is why I posted the whole comment thread and got embarrelled.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Orx/W)

307 Question for the panel:

How likely is it that your wives' boyfriends will vote for Trump?

Posted by: Stu Podaso at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (KnN51)

308 Why do they all look alike? Bald, pudgy, unkempt and stupid.
Posted by: Splooge McDuck

----

The self-identification makes it easier for us to ID them. Also, since they are in uniform, no one will mistake them for non-combatants when it gets sporty.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Y4EXg)

309 So the coronavirus is going to kill us all unless we let Bernie forgive student loans.

Do I have that right?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (41rs/)

310 Oh, for fucks sake, they brought up the "kids in cages" canard!

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (zqs/f)

311 Great, now run off and get the numbers on Uzbekistan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (OmAmM)

They aren't on the board yet.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (GFU7G)

312 Is there a reason why anyone would respect these doofii.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (Uu+Jp)

313 >>BREAKING: South Korea reports 256 new cases of coronavirus, raising total to 2,022

This has to be the most pathetic pandemic of all time...the virus let loose in December - three months ago - among one of the busiest Chinese districts on the planet, with really little control for nearly two months - and yet, and yet - we have only slightly over 2K confirmed cases in a country of 51M bordering the epicenter. Man, this is so going to disappoint the left.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)

314 >>"What have you done for me lately?"

Paula Abdul Thread, now?

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (6SMFs)

315 "Mr. President and Gentlemen of the Convention.

If we could first know where we are, and whither we are tending, we could better judge what to do, and how to do it. We are now far into the fifth year, since a policy was initiated, with the avowed object, and confident promise, of putting an end to slavery agitation. Under the operation of that policy, that agitation has not only, not ceased, but has constantly augmented. In my opinion, it will not cease, until a crisis shall have been reached, and passed.

"A house divided against itself cannot stand." I believe this government cannot endure, permanently half slave and half free. I do not expect the Union to be dissolved - I do not expect the house to fall - but I do expect it will cease to be divided. It will become all one thing, or all the other."

Our crooked DOJ and their crooked Obama judges are trying to stop the truth, but the dam is cracking. They're right; we have become like a third-world banana republic. When you call up the Justice Department, you never know who will answer the phone. Will you get law enforcement--or will you get a law-breaker? Will you get Dick Tracy--or Dirty Cop Bob Mueller? Is your FISA warrant meant to spy on rogues--or is it signed by a rogue spy?

A house divided against itself cannot stand. Neither can a Justice Department that provides justice--and prevents justice. That serves the law--and subverts the law. I too expect it will become all one thing or all the other. Because this cannot stand.

In the immortal words of Lincoln: "Whatever you do, please don't let that grifter Rick Wilson fund-raise on me."

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (Ndje9)

316 Have assholes ever went to a PROLIFE rally, Trump Did.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (dKiJG)

317 Kars for Kids in Kages

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (41rs/)

318 "This band of warriors" Oh God are they full of themselves
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:13 PM (OmAmM)



Without looking, I think I can guess the number of DD214s amongst that crowd!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (BiNEL)

319 I last about 20 seconds listening to Rick Wilson.

Toad.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (cF8AT)

320 My fucking IPad is why I posted the whole comment thread and got embarrelled.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Orx/W)

That charging port must be raw and sore ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (DJu5c)

321 Will the grande finale be mass buggery?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

322
You here too long. You go now!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:19 PM (Zz0t1)

That happened to me in a sushi place that served free beer because they didn't have their liquor license yet so couldn't charge.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Orx/W)

323 This has to be the most pathetic pandemic of all time...the virus let loose in December - three months ago - among one of the busiest Chinese districts on the planet, with really little control for nearly two months - and yet, and yet - we have only slightly over 2K confirmed cases in a country of 51M bordering the epicenter. Man, this is so going to disappoint the left.
Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (32YRo)


Wait til I get here. I eat viruses for breakfast, and piss it out as Mexican beer.

Posted by: Springtime at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (hku12)

324 So the coronavirus is going to kill us all unless we let Bernie forgive student loans.

Do I have that right?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

----

Focusing on trans-rights wouldn't hurt.

That should help keep us safe.

Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Up3CO)

325 285
"This band of warriors"



Waterloo? Little Big Horn? Dien Bien Phu?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:15 PM (JCrfD)

Assault on Golden Corral # 457.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (mSgQG)

326 These people are smarter than you.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:18 PM (dKiJG)
*************
They lack two most important qualities: common sense and critical thinking skills.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO)

327 now who's this big blowsy beefy gal



Posted by: ace


:::OP!:::

She sure likes champagne

Posted by: Steve Kroft at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (I8FKK)

328 OregonMuse, good way to put it. "Sanctimoniousness." This conclave was dripping with it like a David-Jonah podcast.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (jK8Z7)

329 I bet Rick Wilson knows what Bill Kristol's asshole tastes like

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (3FxOC)

330 Hard to follow on my phone but are being infested with trolls

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (DJu5c)

331 Kage Your Kid To-Day!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (qaSBO)

332 The irony is that of all the presidents I have any real knowledge of, the closest analogue to Trump, both in the president and in the president's opposition, is Lincoln.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (2lndx)

333
Steve Schmidt says he wouldn't be able to describe the failure if the Dems don't beat Trump. Oh Steve you are so familiar with failure describing it should be no problem for you. You wallow in failure

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (OmAmM)

334 This is like 'watching' a Dem debate by reading AoSHQ commentary.

Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (l3+k2)

335 Is this the same "principled conservatives" group thing that's happening this weekend in DC? I get these nut jobs all confused.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (/669Q)

336 He wishes John McCain was still here??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (FXaFS)

337 Oh now they're moaning John McCain.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)

338 I wait for the awesome explanation on why a rude capitalist is worse than a communist. How that same rude capitalist who follows all of the procedures we have established over the past 200+ years is a greater danger than a communist that vows on his first day to do away with laws and rights by diktat.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:10 PM (mSgQG)

Amen!

Idiot dude is now complaining that Biden was compared to George Wallace, but laments Trump isn't compared to anyone....?!?

And he invoked John McCain! Ha ha ha !

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (/+bwe)

339 That charging port must be raw and sore ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (DJu5c

It was brutal NGU. I saw the post, and said. "oh man someone really fucked up." then looked at the nic. Heidi is still laughing at the face I made. and you know THESE guys..

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (Orx/W)

340

Schmidt sucking off McVain. The poster boy of stabbing us in the back and failure theater

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (OmAmM)

341 Watching normal people fuuk up can be funny.

Watching spastics spas out is pitiful and boring.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (c2PkS)

342 Imagine a land bridge magically connected America to Eastern Europe. If streams of Eastern Europeans tried to cross that bridge to vote Republican and demand higher wages, the communists would gun them down and Never Trump would cheer the carnage.

These propagandists would live stream that, too, with compliments.

It's no more complicated.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (puu6v)

343 *Mourning! No moaning....but they were kinda doing that too.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (cF8AT)

344 > Why do they all look alike? Bald, pudgy, unkempt and stupid.

They're trying to look professorial.

Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (wzeOG)

345 "What have you done for me lately?"

Paula Abdul Thread, now?

That was Janet Jackson.

Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)

346 My friendsh, remember that one time I did one decent thing 50 yearsh ago?

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (41rs/)

347 "What have you done for me lately?"

Paula Abdul Thread, now?

That was Janet Jackson.

Ms. Jackson if you're nasty.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)


ahahahaha !

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)

348 Do you want four more years of ..."

Hell yes!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (FXaFS)

349 Assault on Golden Corral # 457.

I am dead.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (JCrfD)

350 Per CTH,

Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

She also will serve 3 years of probation afterwards.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (XF4b8)

351 Rick Wilson thinks he's funny. He's far from it.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (zqs/f)

352 The irony is that of all the presidents I have any real knowledge of, the closest analogue to Trump, both in the president and in the president's opposition, is Lincoln.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at February 27, 2020 08:23 PM (2lndx)


If Lincoln had twitter, it would have been non-stop ripping on his opponents, interspersed with humor the scolds didn't approve of... or fully understand.

He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

353 I cannot stand Rick Wilson.

Pompous windbag that loves the sound of his own voice.

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (cF8AT)

354 I guess when these guys say bad words they think it raises their T Level. yeah, no.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (Orx/W)

355
These people are about as interesting as NPR

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (OmAmM)

356 316
Have assholes ever went to a PROLIFE rally, Trump Did.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:20 PM (dKiJG)


AAAHHHHH! Icky, icky, icky people! Probably live in trailers! Go to Wal-Mart and Dairy Queen! Wear Carhart!
AAAAHHHHHH! Get it off of me, the stank of their presence!

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (mSgQG)

357 >>That was Janet Jackson.


You are thinking of LaToya.


....and that snake.

Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (6SMFs)

358 Okay, that was awful. I feel stupider for having watched that.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (2PXwn)

359 Who is this broad with delusions of relevance, anyway?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (FXaFS)

360 Focus your ads on ... bathhouses?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (FXaFS)

361 I'd love to know who's attending this shindig.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (wiXsO)

362 Rick Wilson thinks he's funny. He's far from it.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Oh, he's funny. But, looks aren't everything.

Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (3FxOC)

363 He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
-----
Sarcastic Lincoln was the best Lincoln.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (PD1/H)

364 Is this the same "principled conservatives" group thing that's happening this weekend in DC? I get these nut jobs all confused.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM


If you take one for The Horde and live-comment it, I'll make sure you get some BlueBell ice cream at some point.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (DMUuz)

365 They want to defeat Republican Senators too; fucking traitors.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (zqs/f)

366 He wishes John McCain was still here??
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:24 PM (FXaFS)


The smell would be quite overwhelming, but ok.

Is there such a thing as cucknecropheliacs?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (hku12)

367

He was a young LAAAA HINO

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (OmAmM)

368 Good lord that Lincoln Project thing is low energy and pathetic. You can see why they accomplished absolutely zero in moving conservatism forward.

And now they're openly, clearly stating they are going to try to elect Democrats. They said it overtly and in those exact terms.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (KZzsI)

369 Rick Wilson thinks he's funny. He's far from it.
Posted by: Serious Cat

Oh, he's funny. But, looks aren't everything.
Posted by: Splooge McDuck at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (3FxOC)

Don Lemon thinks he's funny.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)

370 Rick Wilson *knows* what Don Lemon's finger smells like.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (DMUuz)

371 This is pathetic. I'm sorry, but that's true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (FXaFS)

372 @PatrickRuffini

There is a Bloomberg digital billboard with incoherent copy outside the Capital One Arena, beckoning you to be his grassroots supporter.

https://tinyurl.com/sq7zzcy

Who writes this idiotic billboards?

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

373 He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)
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Sarcastic Lincoln was the best Lincoln.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:28 PM (PD1/H)


I can picture it now. A daily update: "Where's George McClellan?"

Same place as yesterday.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (hku12)

374

How long ago did Schmidt's jacket fit him? It looks like it's ready to burst

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (OmAmM)

375 Great, now run off and get the numbers on Uzbekistan
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:17 PM (OmAmM)


*Tashkent!*

*sniff*


"Bless you"

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (6rS3m)

376 She prays for the Democrats.

And they're voting blue no matter what.

Who are these fuckers again?

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (Zz0t1)

377 Vote blue, no matter who?

OK. Now we know where you stand.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (FXaFS)

378 "Vote blue, no matter who."

* huge cheers from audience *

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (zqs/f)

379 "Country over Party".

One of my mistakes over the last 50 years....but I had no choice. The democrats are scum.

A bumper sticker is needed......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 08:31 PM (Z+IKu)

380 TERRIFIED of a Trump 2nd term.

Fuck you. Millennial pussyass......

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

381 Ugh....I had to turn that shit off.

These guys are fags!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)

382 I'd say the closest analog was Andrew Jackson.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (JCrfD)

383 They're targeting Republicans who work with Trump, saying they're afraid of mean Tweets. Yet they're fundraising to make themselves relevant with well-placed antiTrump ads.

SMH

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (/+bwe)

384 321 Will the grande finale be mass buggery?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:22 PM (Uu+Jp)

Daisy chain.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)

385 A victory for Trump in 2020 will signal all bets are off.

God, I hope so.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (FXaFS)

386 These guys on the stage are saying outright, they are going to vote for the Democrat instead of Trump no matter who he is.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)

387
Bernie Sanders would be better than a second Trump term. Yeah, true conservatives want a communist in the White House

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (OmAmM)

388 Rut roh....

@ProFootballTalk

Report: Tom Brady's representation has met with Chargers, Raiders, Colts

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

389 James Carvel and Mary Matlein, who were actually on different sides of the political divide, would bicker and poke at each other but would never degrade or humiliate one another in public.

Kellyanne's husband is a piece of garbage because his action are meant to degrade and humiliate his wife.

Truly a bastard and coward.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (PDQ1w)

390
Don Lemon thinks he's funny.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:29 PM (Uu+Jp)


Don Lemon goes ATM for the TASTE.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (Zz0t1)

391 "368 Good lord that Lincoln Project thing is low energy and pathetic. You can see why they accomplished absolutely zero in moving conservatism forward."

They earned their money, then. Soros & Co. probably left good tips on the dresser.

Ultimately, though, shame on us for ever giving these grifting, wife-sharing, motherfucking gasbags the time of day.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (puu6v)

392 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

Jon Corzine still just walking the fuck around.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (JCrfD)

393 Even if you don't watch the wretched knucklehead fest: go there and hit thumbs down.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (KZzsI)

394 I'd say the closest analog was Andrew Jackson.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (JCrfD)
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Trump hasn't shot anyone. Yet.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (PD1/H)

395 I am so very unclear on why I am supposed to want high unemployment, service jobs, stagnant retirement investments, and increasing crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (41rs/)

396 There is a Bloomberg digital billboard with incoherent copy outside the Capital One Arena, beckoning you to be his grassroots supporter.

https://tinyurl.com/sq7zzcy

Who writes this idiotic billboards?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)

How hard would it be to hack those annoying digital billboards, anyway?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (T/0rH)

397 Vote blue, no matter who.

How does that square with "Country over Party"?

Posted by: spindrift at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (ACqut)

398 Trump is destroying the Constitutional building blocks?

Where the fuck were these people when the Magic Negro was ruling with a pen and a phone?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (FXaFS)

399 When we cease hearing from the 'rons, we'll know they're busy helping out Paolo.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (ptqGC)

400 Doesn't Kellyanne Conway have a brother who can go all Sonny Corleone on fat George?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (Uu+Jp)

401 381 Ugh....I had to turn that shit off.

These guys are fags!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:32 PM (Zz0t1)


All I have for them is pity, and not much of that.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (dOV9E)

402 I hate the software that runs this blog.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)

403

No fatso what you are trying to preserve is your scam on Republican voters

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (OmAmM)

404 He's morr afraid of Trump than Sanders and more Dems "who won't let him get away with anything too outrageous." The Dems want open borders, abortion anytime, and illegals to have privileges reserved for citizens.

And she is blabbing about generations of future Americans? They won't have American values!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (/+bwe)

405 Good lord that Lincoln Project thing is low energy and pathetic. You can see why they accomplished absolutely zero in moving conservatism forward.


They're the last gasp of a failed, dying movement.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

406 Trump hasn't shot anyone. Yet.

No one has shot at him. Yet.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (JCrfD)

407 Report: Tom Brady's representation has met with Chargers, Raiders, Colts
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:33 PM (cF8AT)

Personally I just think it is negotiating ploy. Brady would be crazy to leave NE. Usually does not work out well for older QBs

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (DJu5c)

408 Wow that was weak. They basically ended with Orange Man Bad so support Communism.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

409 "It's for the children!"

Repeal the 19th amendment. I'm sick of hearing that shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (FXaFS)

410

I thought that went well.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (dyd6F)

411 I hate the software that runs this blog.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)



It regards you with bemused contempt.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

412
Nice work, CT.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (dyd6F)

413 No one has shot at him. Yet.

No but Rick Wilson came this [] close to calling for it. Literally.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (KZzsI)

414 411 I hate the software that runs this blog.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)


It regards you with bemused contempt.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)

The software is a cat?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

415 350 Per CTH,

Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

She also will serve 3 years of probation afterwards.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 08:26 PM (XF4b
***********
But thanks to the 11th circuit she just might be able to vote when she's on probation.

Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (Y274z)

416 Stream's over.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

417
I cannot stand Rick Wilson.

Pompous windbag that loves the sound of his own voice.
Posted by: Tami


Don LeMon gives him plenty of positive reinforcement.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (aKsyK)

418 They earned their money, then. Soros & Co. probably left good tips on the dresser.

I think it was an Omydar joint

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (KZzsI)

419
Expect a couple of trolls to show up here soon.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (dyd6F)

420 If Lincoln had twitter, it would have been non-stop
ripping on his opponents, interspersed with humor the scolds didn't
approve of... or fully understand.



He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)


I am thinking Andrew Jackson with a twitter account. That would have been brutal. He was facing what was being co-opted into a uniparty, and from what he was willing to say face-to-face, his feed would have been brutal.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (6rS3m)

421 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

Jon Corzine still just walking the fuck around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:34 PM (JCrfD)


Is she the "space to destroy" mayor? Or was that another grifter?

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (hku12)

422 416 Stream's over.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

Prostate issues?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)

423 372 @PatrickRuffini

There is a Bloomberg digital billboard with incoherent copy outside the Capital One Arena, beckoning you to be his grassroots supporter.

https://tinyurl.com/sq7zzcy

Who writes this idiotic billboards?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)


I dunno, but they made possible one of my favorite Trump counterpunches ever:

Bloomberg billboard: Donald Trump cheats at golf
Trump Twitter: Mike Bloomberg cheats at...mini golf!

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (dOV9E)

424 Also, many commenters have noted the 1918 pandemic as a comparison to this particular "pandemic" - the "number" of deaths of folks ages between 19 and 35 has been pointed to in the Spanish Influenza.

Its pretty common for these ages during a war to be in close quarters, in army bases and trenches, thus infecting each other pretty rapidly...long before the understanding of such viruses came about and treatment was pretty limited. Their death rate per confirmed infected rate was literally the same as others, but their infection rate was astronomically greater. In the end, it seems statistically it treated their age range no different than others.

The COVID-19 doesn't have any of these close quarter advantages other than in China, Iran and perhaps Korea...and the treatment is really pretty good compared to 1918.

Over 500 cases a DAY were reported in the US alone during 1918 - right now you're lucky to see 500 cases in a week world-wide of COVID-19 other than China.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)

425 Why isn't Joe Scarborough in their club? At least his ditsy wife is attractive for the Paolos of the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (ptqGC)

426
Personally I just think it is negotiating ploy. Brady would be crazy to leave NE. Usually does not work out well for older QBs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (DJu5c)


Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Joe Montana at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (Zz0t1)

427 Pierre Omidyar isn't getting his money's worth with these unemotive grifters.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (tVQUs)

428 Hate has no home here, & neither do ampersands.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (41rs/)

429 We must Vote Bernie because Trump has showed the dumb rubes that they don't need US smart people to fight the good fight and lose with dignity

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (dKiJG)

430 Pompous windbag that loves the sound of his own voice.

Yeah but of all the pathetic weak minded wretches on that stage, he was the only one who actually had any public speaking skills or preparedness. Those guys looked absolutely awful, whoever the hell they were.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (KZzsI)

431 Baltimore Mayor Catherine Pugh Sentenced to Three Years in Federal Prison for Corruption and Fraud

Yet another example of the politician to prison pipeline.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (FXaFS)

432 No one has shot at him. Yet.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (JCrfD)
------
I have to admit that if, God forbid, that happens, I'd like to see him pick up an M4 and return fire.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (PD1/H)

433 Expect a couple of trolls to show up here soon.

I think that Jeets guy is stalking me now, probably going through the trash

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (KZzsI)

434 422 416 Stream's over.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)

Prostate issues?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (NWiLs)


Naah, Rick and the gang had that removed ages ago.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (dOV9E)

435 These assholes are gonna run commercials

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (dKiJG)

436 Trump is destroying the Constitutional building blocks?

Yeah, pity he ordered that code red against himself. No, wait...

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (JCrfD)

437 402
I hate the software that runs this blog.


Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 27, 2020 08:35 PM (l9m7l)


The hamsters know where you live.

Sleep well.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (mSgQG)

438 Notice, no actual stats in any of their comments. Just projection and whining about why the rubes didn't take their advice. Nothing about employment. This is the consultants last stand about why you didn't listen to them despite how better off everyone else is.

Posted by: ryukyu at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (vKhgw)

439 If Lincoln had twitter, it would have been non-stop
ripping on his opponents, interspersed with humor the scolds didn't approve of... or fully understand.

He'd have been somewhat gentler with his insults though. That's about the only difference.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:27 PM (hku12)

I am thinking Andrew Jackson with a twitter account. That would have been brutal. He was facing what was being co-opted into a uniparty, and from what he was willing to say face-to-face, his feed would have been brutal.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (6rS3m)


I believe Andy Jax was about 100% humor free. He'd cut a bitch. No smirking or jesting.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)

440 I missed the crap fest. Can't say I'm sorry.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

441 These assholes are gonna run commercials

... commercials To HELP THE DEMOCRATS WIN CONGRESS

They said that very plainly, to weak applause.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

442 So, serious question. After tons of reading, I still don't know which principles these soybags are talking about when they talk about Principled Conservatism. Which ones do they mean?

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)

443
Naah, Rick and the gang had that removed ages ago.
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:39 PM (dOV9E)


They had the cutadickoffme surgury?

Posted by: Joe Montana at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (Zz0t1)

444 Rick Wilson made a long impassioned speech trying to get the Democrats to change their messaging so they don't end up like Corbyn and the Labor Party.

Because he's so conservative, you see.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)

445 I missed the crap fest. Can't say I'm sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)



You can get the gist of it by putting your tongue on an anvil and whacking it with a ball peen hammer.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (XVuno)

446 Shit.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

447 Bless their hearts.

Posted by: Infidel at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (FXKw3)

448 These assholes are gonna run commercials

... commercials To HELP THE DEMOCRATS WIN CONGRESS


Pol Pot 2020!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (FXaFS)

449 So they think the Democrats are lying when they say they're going to impose communism?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

450 Which ones do they mean?

I think the principle of their cushy think tank jobs, CNN talking head appearances, and book deals. They used to BE SOMEBODY DAMMIT

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (KZzsI)

451 Yet another example of the politician to prison pipeline.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (FXaFS)

She needs to be dressed in an orange jumpsuit, and set out on the median of I-95 on her hands and knees, picking up cigarette butts with a needle taped to the end of a chopstick.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (T/0rH)

452 I believe Andy Jax was about 100% humor free. He'd cut a bitch. No smirking or jesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)
------
Well, you sure didn't use any levity about his wife.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (PD1/H)

453 I still don't know which principles these soybags are talking about when they talk about Principled Conservatism. Which ones do they mean?
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)



Allow me to spell it out for you:

ORANGE

MAN

BAD

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (XVuno)

454
Is she the "space to destroy" mayor? Or was that another grifter?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (hku12)

That sure doesn't narrow it down much among "them."

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (yT7bV)

455 Rick Wilson made a long impassioned speech trying to get the Democrats to change their messaging so they don't end up like Corbyn and the Labor Party.

Because he's so conservative, you see.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (KZzsI)


The conservative case for going full libtard.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (Zz0t1)

456 ... commercials To HELP THE DEMOCRATS WIN CONGRESS

This is going to be failtastic.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (JCrfD)

457 Them: Bernie couldn't do much damage if there was an R congress to stop him

Also them: lets elect a dem congress.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (dNzKv)

458 While we're at it, what a scam it was that the Democrats were given the "blue party" reference when its been clear to all with eyes to see that they were Reds all along and that the party colors were exactly backwards.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (ewSN2)

459 So they think the Democrats are lying when they say they're going to impose communism?

They seem to believe two completely contradictory things at once:

1) That Sanders would be restrained by the system and checks/balances of our system

2) That Trump is totally unrestrained and can only be stopped by death or being removed from office for a Democrat.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)

460 So, serious question. After tons of reading, I still don't know which principles these soybags are talking about when they talk about Principled Conservatism. Which ones do they mean?
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:41 PM (dOV9E)


The ones where you take large sums of money from liberal millionaires to push a narrative.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (Zz0t1)

461 Expect a couple of trolls to show up here soon.




🚎

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

462 I believe Andy Jax was about 100% humor free. He'd cut a bitch. No smirking or jesting.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (hku12)
------
Well, you sure didn't use any levity about his wife.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (PD1/H)


Noooooo, no no, you would be wise not to.

And a lovely and chaste woman she was, too.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)

463 I'm basking in the afterglow of a moving and meaningful conversation about the state of our national politics.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (XVuno)

464 change their messaging

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (JCrfD)

465 Even if all the dumb lunatic nonsense they claim was true (Russian interference, etc) that STILL does not justify their response and desire to have someone like Sanders win, nor their dismissal of the economy, the judges, the jobs, the manufacturing returns, the American confidence return, etc.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (KZzsI)

466 @441
Well it did come off as, We have to destroy the Republican party and usher in the age of Democrat Socialism to save the Republic, the Republican Party and Conservatism itself.


But as the saying goes, you can vote in socialism but you got to fight your way out of it.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (PDQ1w)

467 My bad, that was a trolleybus.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)

468 I'm basking in the afterglow of a moving and meaningful conversation about the state of our national politics.

We've talked about this. NO ARSON.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (JCrfD)

469 442 Spunge,
Invade the World, Invite the World so that these grifters can collect their cut of the outflows and inflows. Their pocketbook is their principle, the objectives are provided by their funders.

Posted by: whig at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (EUDB2)

470 464 change their messaging

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (JCrfD)


The Conservative Case For Helping Democrats Lie About Communism

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (dOV9E)

471 Hey everybody.

Why can't we start an Ace PAC?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (L2ZTs)

472


My favorite part of the live chat was the guy
calling them all Cucks and Cocksuckers.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:45 PM (dyd6F)

473 And a lovely and chaste woman she was, too.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
--------
That was for just in case Andy is listening, right?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (PD1/H)

474 change their messaging

Ponder that one for a moment, folks.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (JCrfD)

"The old ways of hoodwinking the deplorables don't work anymore. Quick, call our good friends the Democrats!!"

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (yT7bV)

475 Hate has no home here, & neither do ampersands.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM


& then what?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (DMUuz)

476 0 I missed the crap fest. Can't say I'm sorry.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 08:40 PM (ptqGC)

It was like watching articulate pigs wallow in mud while declaring themselves clean and pork-free.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

477 I think they truly dislike that everyday people in flyover country is doing well. Like it takes something away from their superiority or the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (41rs/)

478 Sweet fancy Moses. I was able to watch about thirty seconds of this knob-fest before I threw up in my mouth a little. These people seriously believe they are "Republicans"? No. Seriously? There is literally nothing about them, what they believe or their agenda that even remotely places them in a Republican field, and don't get me started if they actually believe they are Conservatives. Had I not know these were "Republicans", I would have bet all I have on them being your run of the mill bat-guano insane leftists. Whatever they're sucking on, hope they choke on it.

Posted by: Sua Sponte at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (s9Y4g)

479 I am big. It's the parties that got small.

Posted by: Rick Wilsonn at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

480 But as the saying goes, you can vote in socialism but you got to fight your way out of it.



Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (PDQ1w)

I never met one veteran who said he went to war to defend socialism

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (DJu5c)

481 Wilson's entire argument was: you have to yell ORANGE MAN BAD more. That's what he wants the Democrats to do. Just attack Trump.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

482 "459 So they think the Democrats are lying when they say they're going to impose communism?

They seem to believe two completely contradictory things at once:

1) That Sanders would be restrained by the system and checks/balances of our system

2) That Trump is totally unrestrained and can only be stopped by death or being removed from office for a Democrat."


Stop with the Whataboutism!*

(*classical reference from two years back during Trump Derangement Syndrome)

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (puu6v)

483 Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (jK8Z7)

484 458 While we're at it, what a scam it was that the Democrats were given the "blue party" reference when its been clear to all with eyes to see that they were Reds all along and that the party colors were exactly backwards.
Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:42 PM (ewSN2)


That was intentional. You KNOW it was. Identifying the Democrats with red was a bit too close to the knuckle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (FXaFS)

485 I was playing Black Sabbath and drinking whiskey instead. I win.

Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (WX+x0)

486 They seem to believe two completely contradictory things at once:

1) That Sanders would be restrained by the system and checks/balances of our system

2) That Trump is totally unrestrained and can only be stopped by death or being removed from office for a Democrat.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:43 PM (KZzsI)


Those really aren't that contradictory, if you believe, as I am sure the NeverTrumpers privately acknowledge, that Bernie is feckless and incompetent, while Trump is both focused, and super-competent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (T/0rH)

487 @465
If what they say is true, then Putin interfered with an election to install Trump who in turn has become the most temperamentally and programmatically conservative President the country has ever had.

Ergo, Putin is more conservative than Conservative Inc.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (PDQ1w)

488 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

489 Why can't we start an Ace PAC?

Because that would require t-shirts.

And we'd give all of our money to that Italian pron star who runs for Parliament.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (JCrfD)

490 Let's strip away the bullshit: "democratic socialism" --> "communism."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (FXaFS)

491 CDC Alert: We have confirmed reports of a super spreader event of c@ckonavirus (C@ckid-2020) in a small venue outside Washington, DC.

Epidemiologists on site can confirm transmission of the virus has highest occurrence in avian-to-human (via tweet), and bull-to-wife-to-patient contact.

Unconfirmed whether transmission can occur in free air-to-air sequence, however we advise individuals that are obese, middle-aged, with a history of mental and financial illness remain self-quarantined in small private therapy sessions until further notice.

Posted by: Dr. Asmahn, OMB at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (FSDJj)

492 It was like watching articulate pigs wallow in mud while declaring themselves clean and pork-free.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

Or like when fat chicks call themselves "curvy" or "a few extra pounds?"

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (yT7bV)

493 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

494 416 Stream's over.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 08:37 PM (tVQUs)


::::lights cigarette:::

Paolo was jus over his wifes too

:::winks:::

Posted by: Paolo at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (I8FKK)

495 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (KZzsI)

What you got?.....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)

496 "But as the saying goes, you can vote in socialism but you got to fight your way out of it."


Or you could be like the Czechoslovakians and stand there while it collapses of its own accord all around you.


Or be like the Brits and just vote in Margaret Thatcher and she then goes and de-nationalizes all of that industry.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (mSgQG)

497 AndyJax would have liked Twitter, esp if he could use it to locate bastards to go beat or shoot

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (B7KlG)

498 Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Teddy

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (JCrfD)

499 These people seriously believe they are "Republicans"? No. Seriously?

But we think they are, too. I don't see how the name or brand can ever recover. Kind of like that Kool-Aid used in Jonestown. Fruit-Ade? Something like that.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (Ibwur)

500
& then what?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

-

I was just granted these superpowers & will be testing them out for the next few hours until they disappear.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (41rs/)

501 I was playing Black Sabbath and drinking whiskey instead. I win.
Posted by: roscoe at February 27, 2020 08:47 PM (WX+x0)


Wine is fine, but whiskey's quicker.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:49 PM (Zz0t1)

502 Official delegate allocations from Nevada:

@BernieSanders 24
@JoeBiden 9
@PeteButtigieg 3

Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Sanders 45
Buttigieg 26
Biden 15
@eWarren 8
@AmyKlobuchar 7

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

503 Those really aren't that contradictory, if you believe, as I am sure the NeverTrumpers privately acknowledge, that Bernie is feckless and incompetent, while Trump is both focused, and super-competent.

But that's not their argument. They don't argue Sanders won't be able to do much because he's a lazy hack -- which he is -- but that he CANNOT accomplish much because of all the restraints in the system, restraints which Trump magically is not held back by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

504 And a lovely and chaste woman she was, too.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:44 PM (hku12)
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That was for just in case Andy is listening, right?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, 45th Carnival Barking Clowns at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (PD1/H)

At this point it doesn't really matter. We're as good as dead already.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (hku12)

505 Just getting this in the name field.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (41rs/)

506 It is a damn poor mind that can think of only one way to spell a word

I think Jackson had a sense of humor, he just had enormous sense of dignity too. And he was attacked by the money interests who thought he was taking away their central bank for making sweetheart deals to friends and family.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (6rS3m)

507 >>> Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Johnson tweets would make trump tweets look like they came from Shirley temple.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (UvJJq)

508 479
I am big. It's the parties that got small.



Posted by: Rick Wilsonn at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (aKsyK)

I believe you meant "It was the steamer trays that got empty." Which is why you are banned from Sweden House and Golden Corral.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet has Sparkling Golden Trump-Do! Unleash your Inner Scalp Weasel! at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (mSgQG)

509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....
Posted by: Sponge

Staring at the XBox until they enter renal failure

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (B7KlG)

510 Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Biden must be over the moon, the first time in his life over 3 presidential attempts he finally has delegates.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (KZzsI)

511 "499 These people seriously believe they are "Republicans"? No. Seriously?

But we think they are, too. I don't see how the name or brand can ever recover. Kind of like that Kool-Aid used in Jonestown. Fruit-Ade? Something like that."

It's worse. They expect US to believe they are Republicans.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)

512

Blah Blah Blah Russia

Blah Blah Blah Constitution

Blah Blah Blah Goat Sodomy

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (Iw9bs)

513 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way...


They do polls of kids as Mommy drives past McDonald's. "But we're STAAAAARVING!" Yeah, we know better. Don't listen to kids. But the Left can't help it.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (xSo9G)

514 492 It was like watching articulate pigs wallow in mud while declaring themselves clean and pork-free.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:46 PM (/+bwe)

Or like when fat chicks call themselves "curvy" or "a few extra pounds?"
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (yT7bV)

Only if they're sitting in front of you, shoveling the cake and icecream in their mouths while they speak.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (/+bwe)

515 How many superdelegates does the Bernie have ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (zr5Kq)

516 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make

-

The answer to this is often grilled cheese sandwich.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (41rs/)

517 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)

I've concluded that this, like many other things we've been told, is a lie.

A lie perpetuated to generate cash.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (yT7bV)

518 It's worse. They expect US to believe they are Republicans.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)



Funny thing is, they ARE Republicans. Through and through.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (XVuno)

519 493 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

There's no way.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (Zz0t1)


God, how I detest that allegation, which is so patently untrue. Kids are waddling around, if anything obese, and the poorer they are, the more obese.

I was informed by a liberal that that was because they couldn't afford gym memberships, thereby implicitly validating my point.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (FXaFS)

520 He's morr afraid of Trump than Sanders and more Dems "who won't let him get away with anything too outrageous." The Dems want open borders, abortion anytime, and illegals to have privileges reserved for citizens.

And she is blabbing about generations of future Americans? They won't have American values!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 08:36 PM (/+bwe)

On day 1 Sanders could do so much damage to border security. He could stop the two policies that are holding back all of Central America and beyond from showing up at the border, MPP and Third Safe Country Agreements. We'd be back to over 100k a month being released into the country. Not to mention his promised moratorium on deportations.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (zqs/f)

521 This having Trump as President and election combatant thing is really fun. I don't know how I survived the Obama years.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

522 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

523 "510 Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Biden must be over the moon, the first time in his life over 3 presidential attempts he finally has delegates."

It's like getting a participation trophy in the Special Olympics of Politics.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (puu6v)

524 They don't argue Sanders won't be able to do much because he's a lazy hack -- which he is -- but that he CANNOT accomplish much because of all the restraints in the system, restraints which Trump magically is not held back by.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)




Cognitive Dissonance, it's what's for dinner!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (BiNEL)

525 Just getting this in the name field.

You gaged (sp?) that perfectly. Nice.

Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (xSo9G)

526 Putin is a reactionary, I expect him to declare himself Czar soon

Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (B7KlG)

527 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)


I think I see the problem here...

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (XVuno)

528 But that's not their argument. They don't argue Sanders won't be able to do much because he's a lazy hack -- which he is -- but that he CANNOT accomplish much because of all the restraints in the system, restraints which Trump magically is not held back by.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (KZzsI)

What they say, and what they truly believe are not necessarily the same.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (T/0rH)

529 @som3thingwicked

Turns out they do make these in a lab

https://tinyurl.com/ubhtdbv

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (cF8AT)

530
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.
Still true.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (dyd6F)

531

FEED THE FAT KIDS TO THE STARVING KIDS!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (Iw9bs)

532 "518 It's worse. They expect US to believe they are Republicans.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:51 PM (puu6v)


Funny thing is, they ARE Republicans. Through and through."

Right.

What was I thinking?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (puu6v)

533 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

-

It's "food insecure" or "go to bed hungry."

Yeah, no sh*t. Both of mine want to eat eat cheezits and Dr pepper until they pass out. That's not hunger. That's desire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (41rs/)

534 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving

Typically they define this as "go to bed hungry at least once a week" or something like that. I mean, when I was a kid I went to bed hungry EVERY night because i could eat my body weight and then want more in an hour.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)

535 Nothing sadder than seeing a great big fat 12 year old.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (QLPEO)

536 The only kids Proggies ever see are at Comet Pizza.

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (KGb/R)

537 I thought it was the Knights Templar who weaponised the Church but anyway.

Would you like us to weaponise the Church?

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (ykYG2)

538 Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

Johnson tweets would make trump tweets look like they came from Shirley temple.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (UvJJq)

"My opponent is a pig fucker."

LMAO

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (yT7bV)

539 The only children you need to worry about are your own.

K.I.S.S.......

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (Z+IKu)

540 Damn it I need to make dinner and I have no idea what to make


Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)

541 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)

542
4 in 3 children are bullied.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (dyd6F)

543 Wilson's other hot take: "Republicans in congress want to beat Trump and hateses him just like we does but are afraid of his tweets." Then he gave a smug grin like he'd just cured cancer.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)

544 Updated delegate totals after three contests:

Sanders 45
Buttigieg 26
Biden 15
@eWarren 8
@AmyKlobuchar 7
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)


Updated totals after DNC "review":

Sanders 4.5
Buttigieg 2.6
Biden 15
@eWarren 0.8
@AmyKlobuchar 0.07
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (FXaFS)

545 4 chan for 29 yo s

Posted by: Garrison Feeler at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (KGb/R)

546 FEED THE FAT KIDS TO THE STARVING KIDS!

Let's compromise.

Feed the fat of the fat kids to the starving kids.


I'm a giver.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

547
Three out of every two children in the US have no health care.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (dyd6F)

548 I mean, when I was a kid I went to bed hungry EVERY night because i could eat my body weight and then want more in an hour.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:53 PM (KZzsI)


We had a "just in time" food inventory system at my house, and if that Kaboom supply chain failed even for a few hours people would begin dying.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (XVuno)

549 Over 500 cases a DAY were reported in the US alone during 1918 - right now you're lucky to see 500 cases in a week world-wide of COVID-19 other than China.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)

In Fairness, it's the Shinji Death Cult in South Korea with many to the majority of confirmed cases. They have churches around the world. They have been purposely getting infected and traveling to other countries. Estimated 120k members and 300k members. 90k members are missing. It's very 12 Monkeys-ish with Revelations flare to it...very fucked up. It's one of the reasons so many people in South Korea is being tested. I also think South Korea is being used as a transparent open country to get accurate data and numbers from.

Kinda early in the game for large global death cults to purposely get infected and hop on planes to spread it around the world, yet here we are.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (GFU7G)

550 You gaged (sp?) that perfectly. Nice.

-

I regret being too dumb to know when I do something smart.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (41rs/)

551 543 Wilson's other hot take: "Republicans in congress want to beat Trump and hateses him just like we does but are afraid of his tweets." Then he gave a smug grin like he'd just cured cancer.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (KZzsI)


C'mon, he's not Kobe Bryant.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (FXaFS)

552 Just watched 21 Bridges - good flick, not surprised it was shitcanned - African American good guy cop story. Recommend it..

Posted by: rammajamma at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (xceTB)

553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (dyd6F)

554 This having Trump as President and election combatant thing is really fun. I don't know how I survived the Obama years.
Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (dOV9E)

2020 is shaping up imho to be the most entertaining year of my, um, young life. Yeah that's it, young.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (yT7bV)

555 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)



We should take a closer look at what those fat kids are up to.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (XVuno)

556 541 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)


On the bright side, that physical activity will help some of the fat boys lose a little weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (FXaFS)

557 Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (dyd6F)



Followed immediately by a gunshot fatality!

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (XVuno)

558 That's "Jesusland Unpeople."

Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (2BZBZ)

559 522 509 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?
-----------------------------
And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)


Asked and answered. A "child" can eat all the chips and mcnuggets they can stuff in their faces... and that's not considered nutrition, so thus, starving.

Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

It's genocide. Rayciss genocide.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)

560 Apparently Oprah Winfrey did a tour to sell more Weight Watchers, and recruited Michelle Obama and Lady Gaga. Big extravaganzas.

Sold $15 million of products but spent $20 million on the tour.

Lets hear it for the rainbow tour...

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (UvJJq)

561 We should take a closer look at what those fat kids are up to.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (XVuno)
--------

I just tuned into this thread and this is the first comment I see. Lol.

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (/669Q)

562 150 million people have been killed by gun violence since 2007!

Posted by: Uncle Joe at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (w7KSn)

563 #551 Kudos, nicely done! I'm hoping that we'll be finely done with the Kobe tributes by the time Christmas comes around.

Posted by: Crusader at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (ewSN2)

564 Let's compromise.

Feed the fat of the fat kids to the starving kids.


I'm a giver.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (QLPEO)

A little file work, and those aluminum Slurpee straws could be used by the skinny kids to perform ad hoc liposuction on the fat ones.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (T/0rH)

565 Hi Bluebell!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (XVuno)

566 "553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America."

...while their fat asses stand in bread lines, tubby tummies growling.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)

567 Let's strip away the bullshit: "democratic socialism" --> "communism."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:48 PM (FXaFS)



All socialism, from Rousseau on down to Sanders is an attempt to return mankind to the Garden of Eden, where all those pesky questions of adulthood and responsibility will be magically washed away.
However, it cannot be reached if anyone dissents or misbehaves, and anyone who does so condemns the entire world to torment as bad as anyone can imagine and is incredibly selfish.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (6rS3m)

568 I hope Michelle Obama gives another speech soon about what a wonderful human being Harvey Weinstein is.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (dOV9E)

569 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

1 in 6? Maybe in Florida. Take a road trip to Michigan sometime, especially to the Detroit area. That number will triple.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (yT7bV)

570 >>listened for 1 minute and i wanted to stick chopsticks in my ears.

out of step again! I wanted icepicks. in THEIR ears.

Posted by: Byzantine General at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (B1JrQ)

571 Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

It's genocide. Rayciss genocide.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)


"OK, Jamal, drop that vegetable. Here, have a greasy White Castle burger."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (FXaFS)

572 From Washington Examiner- Corona owner Annheuser-Busch announces a revenue loss of 285M amid coronavirus outbreak.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)

573 How the fuck are 1 in 5 children in America starving?

And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)


Not the obese ones. So they got that going for them. Which is nice.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (hku12)

574
The #3 leading cause of death in USA is Hate Crime.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (dyd6F)

575 Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

Idea: we need to feed them healthy paint chips.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (FXaFS)

576 And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)


Not the obese ones. So they got that going for them. Which is nice.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (hku12)


It just increases the burden on the hot skinny ones.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (XVuno)

577 Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (dyd6F)



which explains why biden is so tired

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (HALdu)

578 Hola, Cicero!

Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (/669Q)

579 > Johnson tweets would make trump tweets look like they came from Shirley temple.

"My 'Great Society' program will have those n****rs voting Democratic for the next 200 years."

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (lbYzk)

580 4 in 3 children are bullied.



==

There are three towns in the United States that have the name "Santa Claus".

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (zr5Kq)

581 And 1 in 6 is obese.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 08:52 PM (NWiLs)

And 1 in 4 of the girls will be raped in their lifetime.
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 08:54 PM (UvJJq)

On the bright side, that physical activity will help some of the fat boys lose a little weight.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:56 PM (FXaFS)

Many girls play for the same team now until they get out of college. Kind of like a "cumming of age" movie, only in real life.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (yT7bV)

582 Because you, you evil white person you, you don't let them have fresh produce in the hood. Only greasy fried crep, and you wouldn't let them eat a vegetable, even if they sold them at the dollar store. Which they don't.

It's genocide. Rayciss genocide.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12)

"OK, Jamal, drop that vegetable. Here, have a greasy White Castle burger."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (FXaFS)


Oh man, we don't have White Castle here...

I'm getting homesick. Or food poisoning, I'm not sure which.

Posted by: BurtTC at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (hku12)

583 566 "553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America."

...while their fat asses stand in bread lines, tubby tummies growling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)


BREAD LINES ARE GOOD. FACT. END OF DISCUSSION.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (dOV9E)

584

4 IN 3 FAT KIDS GO TO BED HUNGRY WHERE THEY ARE RAPED EVERY NIGHT AT GUNPOINT.

TWICE ON SUNDAYS.

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Iw9bs)

585 A little file work, and those aluminum Slurpee straws could be used by the skinny kids to perform ad hoc liposuction on the fat ones.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Brave New World my friend.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (QLPEO)

586 From Washington Examiner- Corona owner Annheuser-Busch announces a revenue loss of 285M amid coronavirus outbreak.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 08:59 PM (wiXsO)


I suppose this means that they're calling off the acquisition of Ayds Diet Candies

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (XVuno)

587 They obese are starving in food deserts!

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

588
The #3 leading cause of death in USA is Hate Crime.


===


There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)

589 Look, I'm not against providing meals for genuinely hungry children. But with SNAP, WIC, food stamps, Free school breakfasts and lunches, I have to wonder, if the child isn't getting the five meals a day the government is already making available, why would number six solve the problem?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (Wm5SB)

590 "553
Children are raped twice every 2 seconds in America."

...while their fat asses stand in bread lines, tubby tummies growling.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM (puu6v)


See, they put the food down on the ground, and when fat kids bend over ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (FXaFS)

591 starving of obesity!

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)

592
AoS Statistics is funs!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (dyd6F)

593 Great, somebody HAD to mention White Castle.

I smell a road trip coming on.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (yT7bV)

594 I'm really relieved. I was wondering what these NeverTrumpers were going to do for employment in a couple of years, but it turns out you can make money by going on paid webcam and eating until you turn so obese that you can't move. Yeah, you probably have to be a chick, but that's easy to arrange these days.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (dOV9E)

595 Ha. I'd forgotten about the riots from a few years ago when the store was looted and the apples and bananas were untouched.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:02 PM (41rs/)

596 AoS Statistics is funs!
Posted by: Soothsayer


61% of the time.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (QLPEO)

597 The #3 leading cause of death in USA is Hate Crime.

America is facing a critical strategic shortage of short pieces of rope and white sheets!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (XVuno)

598 4 IN 3 FAT KIDS GO TO BED HUNGRY WHERE THEY ARE RAPED EVERY NIGHT AT GUNPOINT.

TWICE ON SUNDAYS.
Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:00 PM (Iw9bs)


Four times on Super Sunday.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (FXaFS)

599

I have to say that wasn't a very good "marshaling of Morons."

When the call came, only but a few showed up.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:03 PM (dyd6F)

600 So resistance HHS supervisor sends her staff into the initial corona quarantine without PPE, then writes a whistleblower complaint blaming trump. They all know how to play the game, and never miss an opportunity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (dNzKv)

601 Houston Astricks: 7 hit by pich in 5 games. fun year ahead .

Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (B+t5k)

602 > Imagine if Harry Truman had Twitter.

"I think one man is just as good as another so long as he's not a n****r or a Chinaman."

Posted by: Harry Truman Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (lbYzk)

603 "I've no idea what to make."

Start carmelizing chopped onion in butter in a cast iron pan. Whatever you ultimately decide on, probably will be improved by some carmelized onion.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (FwR7v)

604 >>> Great, somebody HAD to mention White Castle. I smell a road trip coming on.

Drive through Northern Utah, and you can get In N Out and Five Guys and eat them both at the same time.

Not that I have ever done this.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (UvJJq)

605 572 From Washington Examiner- Corona owner Annheuser-Busch announces a revenue loss of 285M amid coronavirus outbreak.
Posted by: redridinghood

* * * * *

See? If we can just harness the ignorance of any given populace, we'll be able to shift the vote of the electorate in our favor.

Posted by: MSM Strategist at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (vlJdU)

606 There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (zr5Kq)


Leave Sandra Fluke out of this.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:05 PM (FXaFS)

607 We need to make it easier to get food stamps. Parents should be able to file directly from their iPhone 12 I mean, they have the unlimited data plan, so it shouldn't be a big deal.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (dNzKv)

608 Israel saved many American lives in Vietnam

https://tinyurl.com/ues494l

Posted by: The Shape of Vodka at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (2oYEN)

609 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day

Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

610 7 of every 2 girls are fat and undesirable therefore should be on the cover of a magazine in a bikini.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:07 PM (Zz0t1)

611 Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

Is that what you girls call it nowadays?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:07 PM (yT7bV)

612 587 They obese are starving in food deserts!
Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)


Only one thing to do: burn down any remaining grocery stores in protest!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:07 PM (FXaFS)

613 There are 19 million new cases of syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia in the United States every single year.

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The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (41rs/)

614 Houston Astricks: 7 hit by pich in 5 games. fun year ahead .
Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:04 PM (B+t5k)


The league will not tolerate this.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (Zz0t1)

615 I will avoid watching any Patricia arquette movies on March 2. Or any other day.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (dNzKv)

616 I'm rubbing my pagoda, does that count ?

Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)

617 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day

Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


OK, nobody attend movies or other Hollyweird entertainment that day.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (FXaFS)

618 Drive through Northern Utah, and you can get In N Out and Five Guys and eat them both at the same time.




I think I saw this vid somewhere

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (HALdu)

619
Why not just call for a slew of school shootings, too.

These hollywood celerys and their Fatwas from their mansions...

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (dyd6F)

620

15 our of 12 kids will be part of 4 out of 5 studies that show that 18% of studies are related to 7 out of 3,000 kids who didn't take part in the survey

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (OmAmM)

621 The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (41rs/)


No. It's 40K per month.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (FXaFS)

622 "March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)

These are some fucking geniuses, huh?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (JCrfD)

623 Val-U-Rite: Only one in 8 bottles will make you go blind!

I'd elaborate, but these braille keyboards are really hard to use. I knew I should not have drunk all 8 bottles.

Posted by: Splunge at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

624 >>> The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.

Expect that number to go up now that they have decriminalized infecting someone.

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (UvJJq)

625 621 The one that blows my mind is that HIV infections have remained around 40K annually since the 90s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (41rs/)

No. It's 40K per month.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:09 PM (FXaFS)


Shut your purty mouth.

Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 27, 2020 09:10 PM (dOV9E)

626 old - food stamps



new - food tats

Posted by: not so at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (HALdu)

627 This economic shutdown is meant to do what? For who?

Random flailing is the new hotness?

Like the sexbot in Blade Runner?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (QLPEO)

628 1 in 6? Maybe in Florida. Take a road trip to Michigan sometime, especially to the Detroit area. That number will triple.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM

I live in Michigan and I wonder where these stats come from. In the Thumb, there are few heavy kids but but some hefty adults. I think it's because the kids are running around in the snow while tge adults stay inside.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (/+bwe)

629 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.


OK, neither of them will buy anything.

Now we're trying to figure who the hell Patricia Arquette is. Does she work at the Bunny Ranch, perhaps?

Oh. Not yet, huh?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (FXaFS)

630 From the Babylon Bee:

Politics
Bernie Sanders Praises Slave Owners For Free Housing Program
February 27th, 2020

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (+y/Ru)

631 More than 60% of Americans have grey hair by the time they are 60 years old.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)

632 Kinda early in the game for large global death cults to purposely get infected and hop on planes to spread it around the world, yet here we are.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 08:55 PM (GFU7G)

Not early at all actually - its actually really quite late for Pandemic - 1918 started out with a roar - millions infected within just a couple of months - mostly due to close quarters as a result of wartime. The flood of cases and the lack of prevention methods exasperated what would probably be a normal virus outbreak only a decade before. COVID-19 is a pathetic outbreak contagion wise to real plaques - but its probably not realistic to expect those anymore given what we know. Only thing that makes it tougher is world wide travel - but that can be contained if need be.

This is a pretty sad and limpy virus to hang a panic over.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (32YRo)

633
609 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day

Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)
***********
These people really are insane and evil. The thought of the rabid Left gaining power makes me sick to my stomach.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)

634 I live in Michigan and I wonder where these stats come from. In the Thumb, there are few heavy kids but but some hefty adults. I think it's because the kids are running around in the snow while tge adults stay inside.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (/+bwe)


Here in SoCal, Mexican kids - and their mamacitas - are typically grossly overweight. Mexican men, who do manual labor, are fit. Unfortunately, they all eat similarly, I infer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (FXaFS)

635 Had dinner with President Roosevelt. They gave a real good meal at the taxpayers' expense -- tomato soup, fillet of flounder, roast turkey, string beans, pineapple salad, chocolate ice cream and cake, candy and little cafe noir afterwards. All these things were in courses, deftly placed and removed by an army of coons.

Posted by: Harry Truman Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (lbYzk)

636 So resistance HHS supervisor sends her staff into the initial corona quarantine without PPE, then writes a whistleblower complaint blaming trump. They all know how to play the game, and never miss an opportunity.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
========================

Sometimes you have to sacrifice a pawn to take the king. Evil bitch.

Posted by: Guzalot at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (Rz36l)

637 The scientific name for grey hair is "canities."

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)

638 Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.

And to think, her father was on The Waltons. G'night JonGirl!

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:13 PM (Wm5SB)

639
This is a pretty sad and limpy virus to hang a panic over.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (32YRo)


Chickenshits on Wall Street: That's what you think!!! AAHHHH!! What's that? It looks like a shadow. SELL!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (OmAmM)

640 msn.com on the Astro-beans:
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred has vowed to protect Astros batters from vigilante justice, which means the league will have to review each HBP and make a very difficult decision whether or not to suspend a pitcher

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

641 I'm rubbing my pagoda, does that count ?
Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:08 PM (B+t5k)

Ummmmmmmm....Yes.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (Z+IKu)

642 1 in 6? Maybe in Florida. Take a road trip to Michigan sometime, especially to the Detroit area. That number will triple.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 08:58 PM

I live in Michigan and I wonder where these stats come from. In the Thumb, there are few heavy kids but but some hefty adults. I think it's because the kids are running around in the snow while tge adults stay inside.
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:11 PM (/+bwe)

Spent 25 years around Detroit before moving to Texas, and grew up in west Michigan. I never really noticed until I went back to see my kids.

Maybe it's me, but omg so many of those kids look like crap, and they've all got their noses stuck in their phones instead of riding a bike.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (yT7bV)

643 Less than three thousand views. They would have done better broadcasting it on CNN.

Posted by: Boorish Robot at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (NGPuE)

644 Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.





David Arquette is a tranny ?

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (zr5Kq)

645
Steal a World Series: no punishment

Hit a batter: punishment!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (dyd6F)

646 The Stros should bang garbage cans just to fuck with people.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (QLPEO)

647 10 in 10 people will die by the time they reach 140 years old!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (UUBmN)

648 "Hate has no home here, & neither do ampersands."
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at February 27, 2020 08:38 PM
----------------------------
I have half a mind to put a sign outside my home saying that --- just to confuse people.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (M/9m0)

649 Watching a show on SCI channel about Happy Fun Gulags and slave labor.

I also watched the Low T Project. Wow.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (ptqGC)

650 >>Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody
remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.


Had. Alexis is dead, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)

651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

652 Dammit, just missed a breakout in the futures market.

I know this day sucked for a lot of people in the markets, but it was the best trading day of my life.

Even with coronavirus, there's always a bright side.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (yT7bV)

653 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)
***********
These people really are insane and evil. The thought of the rabid Left gaining power makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)

She looks like Meghan McCain, in a jugular sort of way. Not really hot at all.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (T/0rH)

654 Here, this will perk you up after that stupid Arquette nonsense....

@JFNYC1

I don't speak Spanish, but it looks like the Democrats are screwed.

https://tinyurl.com/vnzub6n

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (cF8AT)

655 Steal a World Series: no punishment

Hit a batter: punishment!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:15 PM (dyd6F)


They didn't walk away scott free.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (Zz0t1)

656 Anti-Trump actress calls for 'economic shutdown' to disrupt GDP for a day



Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over
last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort
scheduled for March 2.



"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."




Someone should tell her it's been rescheduled to February 30th

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (OmAmM)

657 Had. Alexis is dead, IIRC.

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Dang, that sucks. If only there were some sort of indicator that would let families be aware of a propensity for an early demise.

Posted by: Moron Robbie was bitten by a radioactive ampersand at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (41rs/)

658 New York City? You mean Kike Town? Of 8 million residents, 7,500,000 of 'em are kikes.



Posted by: Harry Truman Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:19 PM (lbYzk)

659 651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

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Bloody chimney sweeps

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:19 PM (XVuno)

660 Dick Van Dyke is still alive ?!

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)

661 Chickenshits on Wall Street: That's what you think!!! AAHHHH!! What's that? It looks like a shadow. SELL!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (OmAmM)

All trader are lemmings - period - if everyone jumps that don't want to be the last off the bridge. A lot is just done electronically, which is why stops were implemented eventually. They'll all be back in a month or two, sad that they lost a few coins for their clients, but hawking an upside market again.

If you are sufficiently diverse, only sell when you need the dough - the market average has be 15% over time memorial - bank on it - its even been permanently included in CAPM . And M&A folks are the most conservative folks in the world.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (32YRo)

662
"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."


Anyone else rubbing their temples....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:06 PM (cF8AT)


Punish American business owners. Genius.

THAT will win you some fans.

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (Zz0t1)

663 Maybe it's me, but omg so many of those kids look like crap, and they've all got their noses stuck in their phones instead of riding a bike.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM

Maybe that explains it. The kids here are on bikes until the snow gets too bad, and then they're still outside a lot. Lots of avid hunters and anglers, both boys and girls.

When I lived in Warren, there weren't many kids walking anywhere. I'd get propositioned walking to church, so I figured that kids had scary moments, too.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:20 PM (/+bwe)

664 Maybe it's me, but omg so many of those kids look like crap, and they've all got their noses stuck in their phones instead of riding a bike.


Their helicopter moms won't let them out of her sight because she thinks there's some toxic male behind every tree ready to kidnap their loinfruit. And if they do somehow manage to let them go outside, they'll soon be surrounded by a SWAT team to be arrested for letting their aforementioned loinfruit outside by themselves.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (HaL55)

665 Looks like der Sturmfag is back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (T/0rH)

666 666

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)

667 These people really are insane and evil. The thought of the rabid Left gaining power makes me sick to my stomach.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)

She looks like Meghan McCain, in a jugular sort of way. Not really hot at all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (T/0rH)

Economic illiterates.

They don't realize that the GDP is measured per month? and that you will have to buy the stuff on Weds, you did not buy on Tuesday?

/shakes head.

Someone needs some Mansplainin

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (NgKpN)

668 650 >>Arquette has a brother who is a big Hollywood tranny. So anybody
remotely grounded in reality is the enemy as far as she is concerned.


Had. Alexis is dead, IIRC.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 09:16 PM (bDqIh)

Correct. Murdered by Conservatives and HIV, but mostly HIV.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (Wm5SB)

669 "Don't purchase anything on this day."

She cant be serious?

Posted by: Starbucks at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (vlJdU)

670 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last
weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled
for March 2.



"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."



Woo hoo! Blue laws are back baby!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (2ygtH)

671 runner is the Devil.


Pass it on.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (QLPEO)

672 659 651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

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Bloody chimney sweeps
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:19 PM (XVuno)

Dude got cucked by a PENGUIN.

Like I should listen to him?

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (NgKpN)

673

Looks like der Sturmfag is back.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon



Nah, that's about a racist Democrat

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (dyd6F)

674 *makes sign of the Cross at runner*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (ptqGC)

675 666
666


Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)



uh oh. Now you done it

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (OmAmM)

676 Actress Patricia Arquette called on her Instagram followers over last weekend to spread the word about an "economic shutdown" effort scheduled for March 2.

"March 2 there is an economic shut down [sic] action," Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."



Monday is Chick-fil-A day at work. Fuck you lady.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (G0G8s)

677 Correct. Murdered by Conservatives and HIV, but mostly HIV.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (Wm5SB)

AIDS- Anally Injected Death Sentence

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)

678 640 msn.com on the Astro-beans:
MLB commissioner Rob Manfred has vowed to protect Astros batters from vigilante justice, which means the league will have to review each HBP and make a very difficult decision whether or not to suspend a pitcher
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

Seriously? Why is Manfred making the situation worse? Allow the players to work it out on the field. I'm in the camp that the controversy is overblown, and they did legally steal signs, and their road record proves they did nothing illlegal. This will make them hated even worse by teams and players. Sure, throwing at their head should lead to an ejection and multiple offenses suspension and fines, but making the Astros special boys is dumb.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (GFU7G)

679 Yep

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

680 I don't speak Spanish, but it looks like the Democrats are screwed.

https://tinyurl.com/vnzub6n

Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 09:18 PM (cF8AT)

Lucha por este país = Fight for this country.

That's my fellow American right there!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (/+bwe)

681 i didn't buy anything today. does that count?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

682 uh oh. Now you done it



Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)

683 AIDS- Anally Injected Death Sentence
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (9Om/r)


Another Infected Dick Sucker

Another Iowan Discovers Sex

Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (Zz0t1)

684 681 i didn't buy anything today. does that count?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

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Welcome to the movement, comrade.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (XVuno)

685 *waves at Jane

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (zr5Kq)

686 Nah, that's about a racist Democrat
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:22 PM (dyd6F)

He's just using Truman for cover.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (T/0rH)

687 \m/ \m/

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:26 PM (NWiLs)

688 runner is of the devil! Be gone!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:26 PM (ptqGC)

689 I love Israel! And I'm proud that the US was the 1st nation to recognize their "New State's" existence on my watch!

Posted by: Harry Truman also Tweets at February 27, 2020 09:26 PM (vlJdU)

690 *gradually moves away from runner before the lighting strikes*

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (HaL55)

691 651 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)


Trying to ensure he gets top billing in the State produced indoctrination films that are shown, and shown, and shown in the re-education camps as part of the Das Kapital Literacy Initiative!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (BiNEL)

692 684 681 i didn't buy anything today. does that count?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 27, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU)

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Welcome to the movement, comrade.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:25 PM (XVuno)

I am not worthy. I bought a box of Kraft macaroni dinner.

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NgKpN)

693 Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

What would you give me in exchange for my soul?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

694 I don't speak Spanish, but it looks like the Democrats are screwed.

https://tinyurl.com/vnzub6n

I do... this guy is good.. Loves the USA and Trump .

Posted by: chango butt at February 27, 2020 09:28 PM (B+t5k)

695 MLB commissioner Rob Manfred has vowed to protect Astros batters from vigilante justice, which means the league will have to review each HBP and make a very difficult decision whether or not to suspend a pitcher
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 27, 2020 09:14 PM (ykYG2)

If this is true then Manfred is dead man walking - the owners run the league - they'll not let this suspension on pitchers happen. He's already on his last legs anyway - look for the owners to "go a different direction" in a year or two.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:28 PM (32YRo)

696 check it out

MIDDLE TOWNSHIP, New Jersey (WPVI) -- Two Middle Township high school seniors and one of their coaches made history on Wednesday as they took the oath of enlistment for the U.S. Army from a commander in space.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/tvau9ej

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:29 PM (G546f)

697 The stock market is a rigged game.

Everybody knows......

Posted by: Zombie No Talent Leonard Cohen at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)

698 666 666
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)


THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!

Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (NiXyF)

699 Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (zr5Kq)

What would you give me in exchange for my soul?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

---------

Is it still in the original packaging?

Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (XVuno)

700 Lucha por este pas = Fight for this country.

That's my fellow American right there!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (/+bwe)

So you're a chick? And Hispanic?

How YOU doin'?

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (yT7bV)

701 I'm going to save all purchases till March the 2nd and buy like it's Cyber Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (wiXsO)

702 I am still eschewing chik fil a.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

703 The stock market is a rigged game.



Everybody knows......

Posted by: Zombie No Talent Leonard Cohen



True, but give this bug bullshit 2 more weeks and jump in with both feet.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (2ygtH)

704 700 Lucha por este pas = Fight for this country.

*pais

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)

705 I am still eschewing chik fil a.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy



Gristle?

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (QLPEO)

706 POLITICO@politico
Hillary Clinton is starting a podcast

"Conan just exudes enthusiasm about this platform and he does these interviews that are really evergreen and the idea with her, in part inspired by that experience, is to do the same thing," said a person close to Clinton. "She wants to try to have a wider-ranging conversation that will be lasting, so you can listen to it in a year or you can listen to it tomorrow and it will be interesting. And then of course she'll do some ranting and raving about news of the day."

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Wow! The Wit and Wisdom of Hillary! Who wouldn't listen to that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 09:32 PM (+y/Ru)

707
What would you give me in exchange for my soul?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

A fiddle.

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

708 I think the MLB is hoping that pitchers will get it out of their systems by the time the regular season starts, but we'll see.

It is kind of a time-honored tradition to plunk batters who cheat you as a pitcher.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (KZzsI)

709 702 I am still eschewing chik fil a.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

--------

If you don' eschew it you might choke to death!

Posted by: Nacho Libre at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (XVuno)

710 I am still eschewing chik fil a.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:31 PM (dNzKv)

It's that tough?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (T/0rH)

711 Dick Van Dyke has thrown in his walker in support of Bernie.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:17 PM (ptqGC)

His time was done when he did "The Comedian" awful flick...good riddance.

Posted by: Boswell at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (32YRo)

712 707
What would you give me in exchange for my soul?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)

A fiddle.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:33 PM (zr5Kq)

Meh. No sale.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)

713 Last time I ate there it tasted a little too much like social justice. If they make it past June without a rainbow logo, I might go back.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (dNzKv)

714 THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
THE POWER OF EWOK COMPELS YOU!
Posted by: filbert at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (NiXyF)

Quit waving that purse at me.

Posted by: runner 😈 at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (zr5Kq)

715 I watched a few minutes and heard some guy say very inspiring words about our heritage and honor and sacrifice and .... All very well and good but not very useful at the moment. We are not engaged in a debate in the gentleman's club. We are are in middle of trench war and barely holding the line.

Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 09:34 PM (UPTl7)

716 Only needed to view for a few minutes to see that these people are an even greater threat to this nation than anything that's come out of the dem-left-progressive field...

Posted by: Sua Sponte at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (s9Y4g)

717 Hillary is witty? Yeah no. She's hilarious when she's being tossed like a side of beef in a van, though.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (ptqGC)

718


Moderna submitted a vaccine to the government on Tuesday for testing against the coronavirus. My only fear is it's now in the hands of the resistance types who staged that little fearmongering stunt on Tuesday and if the vaccine works they sit on it or drag the trials on to keep the panic going

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (OmAmM)

719 You see Trump vs. Anybody But Trump is not a binary choice. It's all very complicated. You wouldn't understand.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (uEbPt)

720
Not for nothing: take a look at neighborhood reactions to the announcement of a "safe" injection site in South Philadelphia. Apparently their betters chose the site with zero, zilch, nada community input and then announced the location publicly.

https://youtu.be/recFZcvcPmE

From audio of this encounter that I've heard, this video is truncated.

Some shit has been stepped in and is getting tracked all around the place.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)

721 I can find something to buy on 3/2. About $150 ought to do it.

Posted by: klaftern at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (RuIsu)

722 Every week hillary will release an hour long rant about who made her lose in 16.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (dNzKv)

723 Conway couldn't make it to the Lincoln confab by the way. His empty chair was one of the most erudite and charismatic figures in the room.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (KZzsI)

724 697 The stock market is a rigged game.

Everybody knows......
Posted by: Zombie No Talent Leonard Cohen at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (Z+IKu)

How dare you attack Free Markets! How dare you, sir!

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (GFU7G)

725 She's funny? Please, they almost had to change "hilarious" to mean excessively nasty cvnt because of its association with her.

Posted by: ... at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (uEbPt)

726 Every week hillary will release an hour long rant about who made her lose in 16.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:36 PM (dNzKv)

--------

She'll also bitch about the No Refunds policy on the fireworks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (XVuno)

727
Penis Van Lesbian is 94 yrs old. And has much greater cognitive function than Joe Biden.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (rCwaK)

728 Never forget.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-TGmc4CZUU

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (Sod+H)

729

Is CPAC now??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (dyd6F)

730 I'm Still With Her! Re-Elect Hillary in 2020!

Posted by: Hillbot at February 27, 2020 09:38 PM (l3+k2)

731

3-2-20 Buy American Day!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:38 PM (Iw9bs)

732 She'll also bitch about the No Refunds policy on the fireworks.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

heh,

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (2ygtH)

733 So why are we not buying anything until Monday?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (ZXnzo)

734 Is CPAC now??
Posted by: Soothsayer
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I read that as CPAP...

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (UUBmN)

735 Lucha por este pas = Fight for this country.

That's my fellow American right there!
Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:23 PM (/+bwe)

So you're a chick? And Hispanic?

How YOU doin'?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:30 PM (yT7bV)

NaughtyPine may I introduce Emperor Country Boy. Emperor Country Boy - Naughty Pine.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

736 Hillary at the convention this summer-

Nominate me! I have a podcast! A podcast!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (dNzKv)

737 President Trump MUST appoint Chocolate Jesus to save us from the Corona Virus immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (qM84C)

738 733 So why are we not buying anything until Monday?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (ZXnzo)

--------

We're crashing the Trump economy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (XVuno)

739 530
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.
Still true.
Posted by: Soothsayer

I'm not OLD, I'm oldish

I'm vintage, not antique

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:40 PM (G546f)

740 I'm not OLD, I'm oldish

I'm vintage, not antique
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:40 PM (G546f)

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I'd date that back to the Civil War era.

Posted by: Antiques Roadshow at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (XVuno)

741 why, what's 3/2?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (G546f)

742 "We're crashing the Trump economy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (XVuno)"
Oooohhhh....why are we doing that?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (ZXnzo)

743 President Trump MUST appoint Chocolate Jesus to save us from the Corona Virus immediately !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James


This guy makes a pretty good point. I'm intrigued.

Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (QLPEO)

744 I thought the maximum age for this website was 29?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (dNzKv)

745 741 why, what's 3/2?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (G546f)

20 bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs)

746 So, March 2 is the day I go blow all the money on all the things, good to know.

Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (/QabR)

747 Every week hillary will release an hour long rant about who made her lose in 16.

Makes me think of Ace's TV show in Casino. I've seen footage of the real show, and it was even worse.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (KZzsI)

748 Holly weirdo says we have to stop buying things on 3/2 to stick it to trump. Therefore, 3/2 is buy American day!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (dNzKv)

749
I'm not OLD, I'm oldish
I'm vintage, not antique
The music is nu metal
Because I'm not a geek


Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (zr5Kq)

750 NaughtyPine may I introduce Emperor Country Boy. Emperor Country Boy - Naughty Pine.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

Hmmmm, might need to take a road trip back there after all, since my daughter's wedding might get delayed 'til next spring.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (yT7bV)

751 744 I thought the maximum age for this website was 29?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:42 PM (dNzKv)

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Rumor has it that some here have used fake IDs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (XVuno)

752 Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.

But with fewer pedos and neo nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (KZzsI)

753 I need some shoes and bags maybe some dresses, and vodka.

Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (/QabR)

754 Always remember.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6TmogXhOZ8

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (Sod+H)

755

Trump should offer to appoint Biden as Virus Czar...

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (Iw9bs)

756 why, what's 3/2?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:41 PM (G546f)

Low rent beer I used to mistakenly purchase out West.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (yT7bV)

757 Holly weirdo says we have to stop buying things on 3/2 to stick it to trump. Therefore, 3/2 is buy American day!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (dNzKv)


Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (ZXnzo)

758 753 I need some shoes and bags maybe some dresses, and vodka.
Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:44 PM (/QabR)

Why don't you and Veronica come over to my place after. Bring the vodka.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (NWiLs)

759 3/2 is Texas's Independence Day. It's a state holiday.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (UUBmN)

760 I'd date that back to the Civil War era.
Posted by: Antiques Roadshow

The flavors of maturity:

Incredible potential
Promising
Sharp and strong
Robust
Well-rounded
Mellow
Vintage
Antique
Archeological

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (G546f)

761 >>>I hear she's "otherwise engaged."

Posted by: ace<<<

You sly dog! Your secret is safe.

Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (ATCV4)

762 10 in 10 people will die by the time they reach 140 years old!
Posted by: lin-duh
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Statistically, very few people die at age 92. It follows that you live to 93, why the odds are even lower that you will die.

Posted by: Mark Twain, See: statistics at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (CDGwz)

763 why are we not buying anything until Monday?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (ZXnzo)
********
see comment 653

Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (wiXsO)

764 Always with the Veronica thing.......shoes and vodka!!!!

Posted by: betty at February 27, 2020 09:46 PM (/QabR)

765 720
....Apparently their betters chose the site with zero, zilch, nada community input .....

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 27, 2020 09:35 PM (pNxlR)
---------------------------------
This is what it's all about.
Yep.
Damn the ruling class. Damn them.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (M/9m0)

766 Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (ZXnzo)

You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.

Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)

767 I think the lease on the Philly safe site got pulled

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (G546f)

768 Ann Peebles > Uretha Franklin

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (Z+IKu)

769 Why don't you and Veronica come over to my place after. Bring the vodka.

Hey now, don't get greedy, Veronica can come to my place

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (KZzsI)

770
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.

But with fewer pedos and neo nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor




Fewer?
Hahahahahahahaha

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (dyd6F)

771 I need some shoes and bags maybe some dresses, and vodka.
Posted by: betty
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Just have your doctor write a prescription.

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (xSo9G)

772
Years ago I called AoS the 4chan for old people.

But with fewer pedos and neo nazis

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



Fewer!!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (dyd6F)

773 729

Is CPAC now??
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 09:37 PM (dyd6F)

CPAC gave a press pass to Jaret Holt, who runs the site Right Wing Watch. He literally writes smear articles and doxxes people on the Right. But CPAC gave him a press pass, but people like Michelle Malkin have been unpersoned by them.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (GFU7G)

774 I might drink your vodka and walk on your dress.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (KHX+g)

775 NaughtyPine may I introduce Emperor Country Boy. Emperor Country Boy - Naughty Pine.
Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 09:39 PM (zr5Kq)

Hmmmm, might need to take a road trip back there after all, since my daughter's wedding might get delayed 'til next spring.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 09:43 PM (yT7bV)

I had to read back to figure out what was going on here! Ha ha!

Emperor Country Boy, you would be awfully disappointed. My nickname is La Langosta (the lobster) because I lack the olive complexion of my relatives. And I am a very fat woman. Better luck to you!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (/+bwe)

776 A Trump supporter trolls Bernie:

https://twitter.com/KateHydeNY/status/1233127126888570880

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (d6Ksn)

777 Fewer?
Hahahahahahahaha


Would you believe not as much of a majority?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (KZzsI)

778 You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.

Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)



I'll bet you do. Good price, right? Sure.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:49 PM (ZXnzo)

779 By the way I never did find out who that broad was that did such a lousy job emceeing the Lincoln thing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:50 PM (KZzsI)

780 > Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."

Except for drugs. And cosmetic surgery. And dinner at that trendy new place in Beverly Hills. You know, the essentials. There's no need to go crazy!

Posted by: Patricia Arqeutte at February 27, 2020 09:50 PM (lbYzk)

781 Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.
Posted by: GGE
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*ponders O gauge Lionel stuff stored in the basement*

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 27, 2020 09:50 PM (xSo9G)

782 Oooops. /Newsom

Posted by: Gavin Newsom at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (xSo9G)

783 766 Ahhhh. Well fuck that guy, I need model trains! But they're all made in China these days anyway...so I'll buy MicroTrains cause they are made in the US.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (ZXnzo)

You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.
Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)

Lionel trains used to be made just down the highway from me. Awfully sad when it went to China.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (/+bwe)

784 Boycot Corona (3.2 abv) Day!

-Patricia Arquette

Posted by: Rex B at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (vlJdU)

785 My nickname is La Langosta (the lobster) because I lack the olive complexion of my relatives. And I am a very fat woman. Better luck to you!

So you burn easily and have lots to love? We can work with that. You just need oiled, burly men holding ostrich feather fans over you in the sun.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)

786 O/t
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

787 Gawd I'll be glad when this primary is done. Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11. Correct me if I am wrong, but wasn't that Rudy?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (ZXnzo)

788 Oooops. /Newsom
Posted by: Gavin Newsom


Maybe this time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (xSo9G)

789 Arquette captioned the post. "Don't purchase anything on this day."

I don't understand this kind of attitude. WEEKS go by without me purchasing anything. Does she shop every day or something?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)

790 784 Boycot Corona (3.2 abv) Day!

-Patricia Arquette
Posted by: Rex B at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (vlJdU)

I hereby promise not to drink any crappy Mexican beer on that day.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (d6Ksn)

791 Did I mention I hate auto correct?

Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (1mpw4)

792

You got trains for sale?

Chinese Trains?

'Chinese Trains'!

Nudge Nudge! Say no more say no more!

Posted by: Generic Concern Troll at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (Iw9bs)

793
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

What company will have the patent and manufacture the vaccine?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (+Smjf)

794 yay Israel!

Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (G546f)

795 767 I think the lease on the Philly safe site got pulled
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 09:48 PM (G546f)
--------------------------
Did it?
I sure hope so.

Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (M/9m0)

796 So you burn easily and have lots to love? We can work with that. You just need oiled, burly men holding ostrich feather fans over you in the sun.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:51 PM (KZzsI)

Ha ha!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:54 PM (/+bwe)

797 You rike Amelican trains? We have gleat deal on Rionel and Amelican Fryer.

Posted by: Ali Baba at February 27, 2020 09:47 PM (T/0rH)



I'll bet you do. Good price, right? Sure.
Posted by: GGE
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Don't do it! Their track spacing is all Chinesey and stuff. Xi gauge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:55 PM (xSo9G)

798 Gonna blow some chunks and black helicopters on COVI-19



stay tuned

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (kFkpX)

799 Where you will find the burly men in amongst us 'rons I have no idea. Surely I am not.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

800 759 3/2 is Texas's Independence Day. It's a state holiday.

Posted by: lin-duh at February 27, 2020 09:45 PM (UUBmN)



He should have let them hang Santa Anna. That's what the men wanted to do. His biggest mistake.

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (Sod+H)

801
Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.

Which city?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (aKsyK)

802
793
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

What company will have the patent and manufacture the vaccine?
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:53 PM (+Smjf)

Also, this would be a major breakthrough considering this virus is Bat-SARS, and all SARS vacciines for SARS have made people sick to killing them if when they caught SARS.

Pray it's true.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (+Smjf)

803 What company will have the patent and manufacture the vaccine?

Its not impossible that they will just make the thing globally available without patenting it or restricting it. Don't laugh so hard, it has actually happened before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

804 Don't do it! Their track spacing is all Chinesey and stuff. Xi gauge.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:55 PM (xSo9G)


It's N or nothing!

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (ZXnzo)

805 Well, I am going to get an early one. Did not sleep well last night, but now I am really sleepy. Did a few passes with the snow blower today, and it plum wore me out. It was melting, and the snow has become very heavy. The auger just wants to climb the bank, and not cut into it.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (T/0rH)

806 786 O/t
Jpost is reporting Israeli scientists will have a corona virus vaccine in 90 days.
They were already working on a different corona virus which is very similar to the human one from China. So the just have to account for the differences in the strains, and their all set.
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (1mpw4)

I'm sure the Israel-hating leftists will boycott the vaccine, since Israel is such an evil, oppressive country, right?

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (d6Ksn)

807 It will be a scavenger hunt of sorts.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (kFkpX)

808 I don't understand this kind of attitude. WEEKS go by without me purchasing anything. Does she shop every day or something?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:52 PM (KZzsI)

Recreational shopping.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (/+bwe)

809 Corona is a buying opportunity. Market will start growing in spring.

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:58 PM (Sod+H)

810 Imagine if the Israeli vax saves Iran

Posted by: vmom 2020 v17 at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (G546f)

811 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (T/0rH)

Rest up, AOP.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (d6Ksn)

812 Which city?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (aKsyK)



The commercial insinuates that it is NYC even though the election wasn't until November of that year and he didn't actually take office until 2002. But of course no one is supposed to remember that.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (ZXnzo)

813 It's N or nothing!
Posted by: GGE
------

Do you wear magnifiers? Have watchmaker tools?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (xSo9G)

814 Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.



Which city?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (aKsyK)


Lilliput.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 10:00 PM (9Om/r)

815 ONLY OBAMA CAN SAVE US AND THE WORLD FROM THE CORONA VIRUS !!!!! WE MUST BEG FOR HIS FORGIVENESS FOR ELECTING THAT SOB TRUMP AND NOT HILDABEAST !!!!!!!!! LET ME REPENT ........

Posted by: James at February 27, 2020 10:00 PM (qM84C)

816 AOP - Aren't you supposed to be taking it easy just now?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:00 PM (xSo9G)

817 Where you will find the burly men in amongst us 'rons I have no idea. Surely I am not.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:56 PM (KZzsI)

"Burly men" is a euphemism around here for guys who are strong but have beer guts. I bet I could find some if I rolled a keg onto my front lawn.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:01 PM (/+bwe)

818 O N T

Please, I have work to do before I rest....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:01 PM (kFkpX)

819 Good-night, AOP!

Posted by: NaughtyPine at February 27, 2020 10:01 PM (/+bwe)

820 Do you wear magnifiers? Have watchmaker tools?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (xSo9G)


As a matter of fact I do, to both. I was putting decals on Nn3 boxcars today. That's a lot of fun. It's not like I have anything else to do until the doc says I can go back to work.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (ZXnzo)

821 801
Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.

--------

Maybe he means 7-11. So they could all buy a sensibly-sized 8 oz. soft drink.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)

822

noood

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 27, 2020 10:02 PM (dyd6F)

823 willowed from an old thread....

And then he wonders why his mental acuity is falling so rapdily.

Close it up

Posted by Ace at 02:11 PM Comments


And this, ace, is a huge salient point, and not just concerning Kristol. Convinced that shit causes cognitive decline.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 02:16 PM (90T4r)

I read a semi interesting book called "The Losers" where a guy on disability retires to a low rent district and sits on the roof making up stories about what his neighbors are like without meeting them. The villain of the piece finds him and messes with his hobby by finding out what they are really like, then starts hanging with them. In the end, because "loserdom is catching" the bad guy comes to a bad end and the protagonist snaps out of his funk and leaves the area.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (eoQWY)

824 Corona virus has been around a long time, this one is just a little different. - novel - It's so virulent.

They are also working on a universal flu shot.
Covers all flus with one shot.

Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (Sod+H)

825 The corgis are all lined up at the starting gate...

*BANG*

And they're off!

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (xSo9G)

826 809 Corona is a buying opportunity. Market will start growing in spring.
Posted by: Randy Cane at February 27, 2020 09:58 PM (Sod+H)

You may want to consider this is the second major correction and the economic downturn expected after 08-09 depression. The 08-09 mess was compared to the double dip in the 1920's. It was suppose to happen in 2015-2016 but Hillary. I would look for leading technical indicators before jumping back in.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:03 PM (+Smjf)

827 ONT

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (xSo9G)

828 OTN is up, if no one already said it

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (4a9Vv)

829 JEEZO MIS HUM.....FOR THE LOVE OF ALL MIGHTY HOBOS

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (kFkpX)

830 Tiny Mike is now claiming he led a large city through 9-11.


__________



This was after he led New York through the Siege and Battle of Yorktown while defeating the British during the American Revolution.

Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 10:04 PM (WqPYg)

831 I was in the audience.

(1) It was a full house, with everyone in the audience a Trump hater except for me and a woman who shouted out "bullshit" a couple of times.

(2) The president of Cooper Union concluded her opening remarks by sarcastically and snidely commenting that they were a 501(c)(3) nonprofit prohibited by law from endorsing or opposing a political candidate, thereby evoking appreciative laughter and applause for expressing her glee at so obviously violating the law. Ironic given all the lip service to the "rule of law" that followed.

(3) George Conway was predictably a no-show, with no attempt to explain his absence other than the obvious fact that he never intended to show and just lent his name to the event to gin up attendance by fraud.

(4) The five speeches were nothing but empty platitudes about democracy interspersed with name-calling against Trump ("immoral", "despicable" etc.) No specifics whatsoever.

(5) Several panelists made reference to this terribly"partisan era" we're supposedly living in, as if the country hasn't been split about 50%-50% since day one. Nor was there any explanation why partisanship or divisiveness is by itself a bad thing.

(6) Steve Schmidt attacked Trump's "lack of ideology", notwithstanding that he ordinarily spends most of his time attacking Trump on specific ideological issues. None of which he raised tonight.

(7) One panelist expressed the need for "action" (how original) explaining that liking a tweet doesn't qualify. But pretty much all the panelists are currently best known only for their tweeting, and they offered no suggestions on what the "action" should consist of.

( The moderator Jennifer Horn, former head of the New Hampshire GOP, feigned offense at having been told to keep quiet about the Trump "pussygrabber" tape. She explained how she could never support someone who did not speak in the family-safe manner that she did in front of her five children at the dinner table. But she then made frequent giggling references to "F-bombs" and "scumbags".

(9) One panelist made the mournful observation that John F. Kennedy wrote "Profiles in Courage" but now we only see "Profiles in Cowardice." He left out the fact that JFK fraudulently received a Pulitzer for "Profiles" despite it having been primarily ghostwritten by his speechwriter Ted Sorensen, and that the Kennedy family, including JFK, is rife with sexual abusers and rapists.

(10) Basically, it was a bunch of former Reagan-Bush-McCain operative bitter that they're out of jobs and grifting for gigs on CNN and MSNBC as "conscientious Republicans".

Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM)

832 I honestly think The_Donald on reddit had a lot to do with Trump winning. And I think the owners of Reddit know that also.

Everyone knew they were going to make a move against it.

We need new laws, and I'm sure the TruCons will scream about muh business regulations (while endorsing socialist Bernie Sanders)
Posted by: Blago at February 27, 2020 08:04 PM (sjTfF)

Possibly, but there is a "the Donald" off of Reddit so killing their own site may not have the political impact they think.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (eoQWY)

833
Its not impossible that they will just make the thing globally available without patenting it or restricting it. Don't laugh so hard, it has actually happened before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 27, 2020 09:57 PM (KZzsI)

I only laughed when you told me not to. But on a serious note, this would be a huge breakthrough since this is Bat-SARS and all attempts at SARS vaccines have been lethal to those who caught SARS.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 10:08 PM (+Smjf)

834 Basically, it was a bunch of former Reagan-Bush-McCain operative bitter that they're out of jobs and grifting for gigs on CNN and MSNBC as "conscientious Republicans".
Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM)



Thanks ! Bunch of sad losers. Left behind. To hell with them.

Posted by: runner at February 27, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)

835 Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM

Awesome recap. Thanks. Sounded like a bunch of fags who talk shit that's retarded.

Posted by: John Wayne at February 27, 2020 10:18 PM (48Ef7)

836 Posted by: Fischer at February 27, 2020 10:05 PM (MN2VM)

Bless you for enduring the slings and arrows of outrageous fecklessness for us!

Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 10:26 PM (UvJJq)

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