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CNN: This President Is Not Speaking Enough About the Threat of Coronavirus; He's Putting the Republic in Peril
Also CNN: We're Cutting Away from Trump's Coronovirus Presser to Get Back to Our Pre-Planned Advertisement for Michael Bloomberg
Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick.
I mean you know that, obviously. But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?! I bet ya didn't. I bet I just put my information inside of you. First, Trump isn't taking coronavirus seriously enough. Then he gives a national press conference announcing a coronavirus task force and talking about the risks. And then the Comedy News Network decides that maybe coronavirus isn't as important as they had been saying five minutes ago.Since the dawn of the Trump era, countless experts have warned that the president's lack of credibility would imperil the country in the event of an emergency.
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 26, 2020
As the coronavirus outbreak worsens, those fears may be coming true... https://t.co/vFo8MJZV7i
CNN cuts away from the White House's press briefing about the coronavirus to air their town hall with Michael Bloomberg.
— Julio Rosas (@Julio_Rosas11) February 27, 2020
.@cnn cuts away while NIH's Dr. Anthony Fauci is talking through vaccine logistics and timelines - unbelievable. #coronavirus
— Jason Miller (@JasonMillerinDC) February 26, 2020
This was such an important issue, Brian's network cut out of the press conference and none of his network's leading reporters, including Darcy, Tapper or Acosta tweeted about it.
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 27, 2020
BTW @brianstelter @jaketapper - Your network cut away from a WH press briefing about a supposed emergency global virus outbreak. I don’t ever want to hear you complain the President or press sec. never holds a press conference in the briefing room E-V-E-R again https://t.co/JAYt12WFLA
— Stephen Miller (@redsteeze) February 27, 2020
Hey guys this is the big one!!! Finally we get a deadly pandemic that proves all our hysteria isnt all a pathetic waste of time! https://t.co/41dsUG8RLA
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 27, 2020
Gross how media hopes for something bad to happen to a country to prove their humiliated idiocies of the past 4 years are finally validated. “The fears may be coming true...” they say hopefully. https://t.co/41dsUG8RLA
— GregGutfeld (@greggutfeld) February 27, 2020
Our media is broken - perhaps irreparably so. https://t.co/dvdsdvX2YM pic.twitter.com/XGNmvBJVmf
— Steve Krakauer (@SteveKrak) February 27, 2020
LMAO. beyond parody pic.twitter.com/rlstCs2wcw
— Logan Hall (@loganclarkhall) February 27, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:40 PM (q3X5U)
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Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (q3X5U)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (XyRTI)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Al Crapton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (GlmxK)
***
In fairness, Bloomberg is probably paying them.
Posted by: CDC at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (WdocV)
They destroyed over one trillion dollars of wealth. Of average persons' retirement funds, investments and livelihoods all because they hate Trump.
Meh, it's because they hate US.
They are evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (KX5Wh)
Seriously, they aren't worth debunking anymore. Might as well debunk some Canadian public access show at 2am on Tuesday morning.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (N9G0H)
Close the borders. Now.
No? Can't do it? That's RAYCISS? Well that I guess it isn't that serious after all right?
Posted by: CDC at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (I2dne)
everybody's saying that.
Well, you know, all I can say is: If you listen to it every day, sometimes five or six times a day, for three months, it might start to get annoying.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (d7Ww2)
Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)
By the time I discovered kbdabear's Kateurday ONT compliance pics, I had already seen enough. Have never even looked at them.
Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (k7l0J)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth
Have you ever watched a gladiator movie?
Posted by: Captain Roger Oveurr at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: 29victor at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (BJKQV)
Because for a lot of super woke caring progressives, the answer to the complementary propositon is "a whole bunch." More COVID-19 deaths would imperil Trump's re-election campaign, so bring on the plague!
Just like they cheer stock market downturns - take that, rich people!....and, you know, middle class people and old people with retirement funds tied up in the market.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (k7l0J)
+++++++++++++
Ginger Thursday is a weekly holiday.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:44 PM (CLteG)
@nypost
Putting potatoes up your butt won't cure hemorrhoids, doctors warn
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:39 PM (cF8AT)
..........
But will it cure coronavirus?
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (v0R5T)
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I would. That's a mighty fine looking guy though sitting their in his tighty whities.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (cfSRQ)
++++++++++++
Oh, the RHEEEEEEEEE crowd would be pissed off. Outside of airports, that's all they have left.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Paladin
Orange.
Everything in their world is Orange.
Orange as far as the eye can see.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (P1f+c)
I used to get between 10 and 15 death threats evry day, but the whole Mohammed thing has faded from the news so the international Muslims are less riled up about it, compared t their previous nonstop rage.
But some lunatic must has found his way to the Mo Archive and went murderously ballistic. I'll add it to the ever-growing pile of previous death threats.
The only thing that's worrisome this time around is tat he also names one of the artists by name for retribution. Don't want t endanger any of my flock!
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (N9G0H)
They are evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)
This.
And HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)
Meh, it's because they hate US.
They are evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)
First it's Trump, then it's us.
Lock and load.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (k7l0J)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (HaL55)
Gutfeld called Tater "CNN's ball of hysteria."
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (oZ6kz)
___
BEHEAD THOSE WHO SAY ISLAM IS VIOLENT!
Posted by: Some Mostly Peaceful Guy at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (We5+z)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)
Harvey Weinstein.
...
Crone-o-virus
Posted by: Captain Roger Oveurr at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (G0G8s)
Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.
What? That's a thing, really? Damm, I'm at work. Now you have put those images in my head....Thanks!
Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (KX5Wh)
The press is the enemy of the people and should be treated like enemy combatants/pedos.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (l4C/z)
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I'm also saddened by Tulsi's impending death by poiso...err...virus.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (WdocV)
If CNN cut away for that Kate Upton video, no one would raise an objection.
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I would. That's a mighty fine looking guy though sitting their in his tighty whities.
Posted by: Barack H Obama at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (WdocV)
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Right. No straight man would. Sorry Barry.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)
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*SNORT*
Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: rickb223
Lies. Valu-rite only comes in plastic bottles.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (HaL55)
Funny, she does nothing for me. She strikes me as vacuous to the extreme and probably just lays there and sweats. Bodywise a 6.5/10
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:36 PM (CLteG)
By the time I discovered kbdabear's Kateurday ONT compliance pics, I had already seen enough. Have never even looked at them.
Now Ginger Thursday, that's another story.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 27, 2020 05:43 PM (k7l0J)
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Personally, they all don't do anything for me.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (wiXsO)
I remember during the ebola scare in 2014, the CDC and the media were all about calming the public and tamping down any fear. Air travel with the affected countries was allowed to continue, to avoid hurting the Africans' feelings.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (pAMD4)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (90T4r)
THAT'S WHO MADE THE THREAT!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:48 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (eASYU)
I'm going to Switzerland (5 confirmed cases) next week to a Club Med resport, and check out the precautions they are taking:
All other Club Med resorts, remain open and operate with additional and strict safety precautions including the following:
- Scaling up temperature checks of all guests upon arrival, during lunch and dinner daily
- Daily staff body temperature check before and after work
- Significantly increasing cleaning and sanitization of public areas
- Usage of gel sanitizers across the resort
- Face masks are worn by all kid's club, food & beverage and housekeeping staff
- All HVAC running in fresh air mode, ensuring constant airflow in our rooms and public spaces
Cheking guest's temps at all meals seems extreme, but okay!
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (v0R5T)
OMG you're so important! Would you like a fainting couch?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: tubal
Yes, it would do a lot of good -- for my enemies.
Best way to let them ID me is to make it an official police matter.
Serious, that's the LAST thing I would do.
And what - -do I file a "death threat report" every time I get one? I'd have spent the last decade just standing in line at the police station all day, every day/
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (puu6v)
Now ... Trump didn't do enough to stop the ChinaVirus
seems some in China took flights to Thailand, then to US, to get around the restrictions ... and probably lied at customs about having been to China.
Posted by: illiniwek at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (rLZe7)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (eASYU)
and given that we have been fortunate in the time of year of this outbreak, and also that America is a much cleaner place with much higher hygiene and food standards that most all of Asia, odds are quite good that this will burn itself out quickly, if it ever gets much of a foothold here at all.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (Kpl3J)
ACE information-raped me!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM
Yea, but it wasn't you know, rape rape.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (lBeMA)
-
They do have a very retro-futuristic look to them.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (+y/Ru)
Gutfeld called Tater "CNN's ball of hysteria."
heh
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:45 PM (ptqGC)
Butterball of Hysteria
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (j3npP)
Major US airports do this with FLIR cameras.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 05:51 PM (90T4r)
He says he knows he's gonna catch it, hell, damn near all of us are.
How's that for bleak. Prepare, he says. Maybe stock up on vitamin C and E, useful for building up the ole immune system.
On the brighter side, he has scored some facemasks for our household, and I am contemplating hermitude. Soon.
Oh, and fuck CNN and Nancy Pelosi. Evil fucking cvnts.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (XF4b8)
His fever broke about nine hours later, and he's been in containment, with just a mild cough. No more fever, no nausea, nothing.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (ptqGC)
He apparently has retracted his apoolgy to Dan Crenshaw and says he was forced to apologize.
Asshole.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (PDQ1w)
And then there is the hysteria.
Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (q177U)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (vgGyZ)
"I know, right?!"
- - Zombie Charles Kuralt
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
OMG you're so important! Would you like a fainting couch?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yes, please. The biggest fainting couch in the world!
That's why I mention this fact maybe once or twice per year. Everyone else makes a massive deal out of getting just one threat, ever.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)
Compare and contrast the media response.
1985: "All is well! Don't worry about the blood supply!"
2020: "Run! We're all gonna die!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Well, you know, all I can say is: If you listen to it every day,
sometimes five or six times a day, for three months, it might start to
get annoying.
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:42 PM (PbpT7)
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Sorry, I dissent. It was kind of 'meh.' The bass was kind of cool.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)
I mean you know that, obviously.
But did you know that Brian Stelter and Jake Tapper suck dick -- for the taste?!
I had just taken a sip of water, yea I hope the water on the paperwork I am trying to work on dries out soon. Damn you Ace!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (lBeMA)
OK, I'm game. But I can't read the article. What is the NYT's justification for calling it the Trumpvirus?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (fUqBx)
I will be there for the opening weekend. I will keep an eye out to see if anyone is up for a brew on Main St., or Destination Dayton, maybe First Turn.
Posted by: Paladin at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (KX5Wh)
Posted by: mikeski
I'll have to dig glass bottles out of the neighbors trash.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Morticus Khan at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (gnRSu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:53 PM (oZ6kz)
OK, I'm game. But I can't read the article. What is the NYT's justification for calling it the Trumpvirus?"
"Orangeman Bad."
Next.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (puu6v)
OMG you're so important! Would you like a fainting couch?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yes, please. The biggest fainting couch in the world!
That's why I mention this fact maybe once or twice per year. Everyone else makes a massive deal out of getting just one threat, ever.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (N9G0H)
You should out yourself as Gavin Newsom, Scott Wiener, Xavier Becerra, some other miscreant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (FXaFS)
Stelter has a voice for the American School for the Deaf. How the fuck did he get on TV?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
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He has two qualities that set him apart.
The inability to feel shame and no gag reflex.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (cfSRQ)
He apparently has retracted his apoolgy to Dan Crenshaw and says he was forced to apologize.
Asshole.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (PDQ1w)
Who?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (Eapb6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)
And I'm not even new here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (RIAR/)
Borders are useful in a pandemic. That is what I would do. California will probably be ground zero in America, and "don't let a crisis go to waste" can be used both ways. Trump needs to get political if he wishes to disrupt the plans of the Democrats to use this crisis against him.
Lincoln used the defeat in the Seven Days and blood bath in Antietam to turn the tables against the Confederates. Politics is not a gentleman sport which the Never Trumpers do not understand.
Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: MSM at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (EsGqq)
@ChadPergram 2h
1) Coronavirus spending bill expected to top $7 billion. Should be up in the House/Senate next week. Internal Debate about hooking FISA renewal to the coronavirus measure
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (nGiLY)
I was perhaps unclear. I think you're a fraud and everything you say is a self-aggrandizing lie. And you used to hide behind being a collective and now you just post internally inconsistent autobiographical shit and enjoy the accolades from the dupes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Actually that is Mark Dice doing a voiceover in those You tube videos, and it is an improvement over his real voice.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (3SBUJ)
Posted by: Broseidon
Almost all of them come out of the Middle East, with maybe 10% from Europe. Mostly they're just ignorant Muslim fundamentalists blowing their tops with rage that anyone would ever dare depict Mohammed. They have no idea who I am or even what country I live in, so it's not that worrying. Only twice have I ever gotten a believable threat. Mostly it's just "I will kill you and your whole filthy family, infidel!"
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (qaSBO)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (+y/Ru)
While all eyes are on coronovirus, watch Idlib where NATO power Turkey is squaring off with Russia. What happens if Turkey invokes Article 5? What will US do? ....Airstrike Hits Turkish Forces in Syria
https://tinyurl.com/v9ygghk
Couple of responses say Turkey can't invoke Article 5...they were in Syria when attacked.
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 05:49 PM (zqs/f)
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That's good business --- and, at this point, good sense --- to be so careful. Good on them.
My daughter is in S Korea now and her work place is doing similar stuff, including the temperature checks every few hours.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (M/9m0)
At that time, the media were praying that THIS, finally would be the end of OrangeManBad. The world had flat to negative growth, we had the tariffs, and the Fed raised rates when they should have either done nothing or cut, just like Trump suggested.
(as an aside, when Obama was saying that he was a better speechwriter than his speechwriters, etc., etc., he wasn't. Trump hasn't said anything like that but he's a better financial manager than the Fed, a better general than his generals, etc., etc.)
Anyway, the market went up 30% in 2019 after the hysteria ended.
We have a world with flat-down activity, China on the ropes because of the coronavirus (and the tariffs), and WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE! all over again. I wouldn't be catching a falling knife at this point - the financial activity is completely news and panic-driven. When the dust settles, which shouldn't be long if the past is any indication, Trump will be in a better spot than before.
I'm praying that he doesn't panic. I've got a feeling that he has a better handle on the politics and the emotions around this than I possibly could, were I in his position.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (iuFgi)
And then there is the hysteria.
Posted by: Max Power at February 27, 2020 05:52 PM (q177U)
........
BUY,BUY BUY! nO... SELL,SELL,SELL! nO... BUY, BUY...
AW SHIT!
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: H8MarxistRats & PNs at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (PJe7H)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (mzTVj)
I was perhaps unclear. I think you're a fraud and everything you say is a self-aggrandizing lie. And you used to hide behind being a collective and now you just post internally inconsistent autobiographical shit and enjoy the accolades from the dupes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Well, everyone's entitled to an opinion!
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)
A rival is waiting for you with a blunt instrument.
Lucky Numbers 6, 36, 20, 2, 21, 41
Posted by: Fortune Cookie at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Brian Stelter, weiner connoisseur at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (oZ6kz)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (qaSBO)
"Pfft!"
- - Jack Woltz, Pres.
Woltz Int'l Pictures
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Eapb6)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (CLteG)
And I'm not even new here.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:55 PM (RIAR/)
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Crud, I let the comments on the last thread suck me in, dammit, suck me in!
Fine, I'll go listen to some Flock of Seagulls and watch "Allentown."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (RIAR/)
I'm going to Switzerland (5 confirmed cases) next week to a Club Med resport, and check out the precautions they are taking:
- Scaling up temperature checks of all guests upon arrival, during lunch and dinner daily
- Daily staff body temperature check before and after work
somehow, "swiss body temperature inspector" doesn't have quite the cachet as "swedish bikini inspector".
Posted by: Anachronda at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:57 PM (N9G0H)
You handled that well.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)
Maybe it's like a superhero deal where the mantle has been passed.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)
I had just taken a sip of water, yea I hope the water on the paperwork I am trying to work on dries out soon. Damn you Ace!
Thanks. I was wondering if anyone would like that.
I think I just stole that joke from Warcampaign, but I'm not sure it was them. (Dlive.tv/warcampaign)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (PbpT7)
Even with a long incubation period, if this virus was going to hit the
US hard wouldn't it already have started to devastate parts of China?
are you sure it hasn't?
Posted by: Anachronda has a tinfoil hat at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (sGtp+)
But the worst is when you wake up and find a death threat written on the bathroom mirror, in blood.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:56 PM (qaSBO)
<sigh> I keep telling Michelle to knock it off.
Posted by: Barry Obama at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Gail Collins, if that means anything.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (nGiLY)
__________
To be fair, they do it for the $20 bill AND the taste, but mostly for the taste.
Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (fP7L7)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sp7fpbv
I can't stop laughing. Send help.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: abbynormal at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (I849g)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (szhjU)
Sanders: Trump Acting Like A 'Dictator' By Suing NYT For Lying About Him
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)
What's weird is I keep getting the same one when I eat my way through the daily buffet. Daily.
"I am fucking Your Wife Right Now"
Lucky numbers 69.
Posted by: Bill Krisol at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: Shep! at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (Y274z)
Posted by: And down it goes at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (dNzKv)
Wait, of course she's evil enough. Is she devious enough?
Wait, of course she's devious enough. Will she send one to Joe also?
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (l3+k2)
Now I'm actually hoping they find more cases there.
Unfortunately, I think the Italian govt spooked itself and has limited testing now.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (mzTVj)
Posted by: Morticus Khan at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (gnRSu)
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (hj4fI)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: And down it goes at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)
Your retirement account just called to say you're a schmuck.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (zBaqJ)
Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
Ever been to her blog/website?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (2RBkF)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 05:47 PM (G0G8s)
***********
I just voted too. Didn't do the operation chaos thing. It's too complicated to figure out the correct strategy and besides I have a hard time saying "Democrat" when the election official asks which primary I'm voting in.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Joe Mama at February 27, 2020 05:46 PM (We5+z)
This is just good advice, right here
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: And down it goes at
I'm sure the public will really blame Trump for a Chinese pandemic.
Say, who's been limiting trade with China and increasing border enforcement...?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Jeff Weimer at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (ijEPD)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)
..........
Now is not the time to make new friends.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (v0R5T)
So the Trump virus column is really just the New York times finally achieving the perfect moment of Emmanuel Goldsteining.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (mzTVj)
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Why/how do they cast Trump as being responsible for this viral outbreak in China? The tariff fight, or what?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (fUqBx)
Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:01 PM (cF8AT)
Because Bandersnatch is jealous.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (CLteG)
Which also straightens your teeth, takes away body odor, and makes your preferred member of the opposite sex fall madly and permanently in love with you.
Have these people just not noticed that The Trump Curse is a real thing?
Posted by: Sharkman at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (fp3O8)
...
MAJOR CRISIS!
Posted by: LOL at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (EsGqq)
Posted by: torabora at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Y274z)
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Correct, he should go farther.
Trump should ask for emergency powers to stop the spread of the pandemic. For example: Sanctuary Cities are potential hotbeds.
That would put the democrats on the defensive if they refuse to give the powers which is a ready made excuse for Trump when the spread does happen, or better yet they actually give him the powers he wants.
Call them out, see what they do.
Don't be Bush...
Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfkTP)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (G546f)
I'm sure the public will really blame Trump for a Chinese pandemic.
Say, who's been limiting trade with China and increasing border enforcement...?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (PbpT7)
RACIST!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (Zz0t1)
zombie could be like the Dread Pirate Roberts...or was that Ace?
Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (L106N)
So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (zBaqJ)
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These people are sick. Mentally ill.
No GOPer was hoping that Ebola would spread in the US. We were frantically wanting to keep it out.
Yet the Dems are smugly thinking how wonderful it would be if thousands of Americans died because of their twisted political agenda.
They are garbage people.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami
For the Mohammed Image Archive.
Also, long ago, because of my Folsom and Up Your Alley reports (from gay activists) when they first came out. But not any more about those.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (N9G0H)
Have they? Then sell
If not, buy
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (Eapb6)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 27, 2020 05:54 PM (qaSBO)
........
Confucius say: check underside of vehicle.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM
Goldstein was also the star of many Jewish westerns. Like "Shoot Out at the Oy Vey Golden Coral"
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (lBeMA)
His conference was fine. The media is driving a panic aided and abetted by Wall Street and Soros.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (zBaqJ)
was going to hit the US hard wouldn't it already have started to
devastate parts of China?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM
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Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (xmKbk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (WI7YS)
They've been hoping for a nuclear collusion market war since PDT was elected, and every time, they face plant.
Now, they're off on a coronavirus jihad, praying for something to go wrong..never mind that if it's that bad, it'll take them out also.
Never have so few been so very wrong so many times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: ShainS at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (fP7L7)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (Zz0t1)
The paper of record is ruining it's brand as surely as Disney.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (TB3mA)
Teh Ted has questions.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (AD3JT)
So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
I belive he too is a devotee of the schmeck of the schmeckel.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (oZ6kz)
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OK, but just think of the cholesterol!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (TxlJs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (XyRTI)
Zombie, why do you get death threats?
Posted by: Tami
Back in 2006/7, I posted some of them at the Readers' Comments page at the Archive:
http://www.zombietime.com/ mohammed_image_archive/mail/
(remove space)
But I stopped updating it because it just became repetitive after a while.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (N9G0H)
Zombie, would reporting it to the SFPD do any good, if you've not done so already?
Posted by: tubal
Yes, it would do a lot of good -- for my enemies.
Best way to let them ID me is to make it an official police matter.
Serious, that's the LAST thing I would do.
And what - -do I file a "death threat report" every time I get one? I'd have spent the last decade just standing in line at the police station all day, every day/
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 05:50 PM (N9G0H)
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Thankfully no one has discovered you are actually Speaker of the House of Representatives Nancy Pelosi in disguise.
Move over Batman.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
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It's all they have.
Literally reduced to hoping for a pandemic - which they assume somehow won't reach them.
In coastal cities.
With lots of transient people.
And illegal aliens.
It's a mental illness.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (G546f)
Never have so few been so very wrong so many times.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (RIAR/)
"THIS will be The Thing that DESTROYS Trump! We promise!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (d6Ksn)
Great Job MSM giving the CCP cover to blame this on Trump and America planting a bioweapon in the wet market.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MQjt2)
The paper of record is ruining it's brand as surely as Disney.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (Qf83p)
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)
No GOPer was hoping that Ebola would spread in the US. We were frantically wanting to keep it out.
Yet the Dems are smugly thinking how wonderful it would be if thousands of Americans died because of their twisted political agenda.
They are garbage people.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)
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Remember that stupid nurse who was exposed to Ebola and told she needed to be in quarantine and they found her out bicycling with the boy friend? This was during the reign of SCOAMF.
And the media yawned over that story.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (RIAR/)
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)
GLOBAL WARMING CREATED CORONAVIRUS!"
C'mon. Everyone knows racism is responsible.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)
"Say, what?"
- - Hank Johnson
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (zBaqJ)
You have the stench of troll on you. Weren't you the troll wailing about your devices being banned last night on a thread
Concern trolls are readily picked up and the markets were closed when Trump made his speech. So you are either a bottom feeder trying to make a score on shorts or a shart blue troll.
Your concern has been noted and the customer service representatives will address your wailing shortly.
Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (EUDB2)
So is this the Soros-paid astroturf meme of the day?
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (PbpT7)
Apparently so.
DJIA today: 25,766.
DJIA before the 2016 election: 18,000 and change.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (ufFY8)
Teh Ted has questions.
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM
Good idea Liz. let's have more unchecked people pouring in. Go back to the rez and make some Mazola you fucking idiot.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (TB3mA)
Remember, you don't lose or make any money until you sell. Keep your emotions in check.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (aS1PU)
I dunno, if zombie were a collective, shouldn't one of the members have been able to identify A Christmas Story?
Maybe it's like a superhero deal where the mantle has been passed.
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 05:59 PM (oZ6kz)
It may be like Dread Pirate Robert, 'cept not jailed for two life sentences for writing a website to sell anonymously in Crypto.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (6rS3m)
That is Deep Yiddish. He means taste of the penis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (gd9RK)
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)
What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:06 PM (oZ6kz)
I will be wearing a blue jacket and no pants.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (XyRTI)
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (oZ6kz)
But don't question their patriotism! Oh no. Don't do that.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (FXaFS)
Zombie lives in/near San Fran. She used to go take pictures of "gay pride" events to expose how disgusting and lewd most of the "marchers" were.
To the tolerant left, commenting on a gay pride even with anything less than obsequious, glowing praise is a hate crime.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (9t0Zz)
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I thought that there was a reason the Coors shooter had not been identified and it turns out . . .
https://bit.ly/3ceuMzA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)
What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
"Heh-heh-heh I'm mortified!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)
You're thinking of country singer/actor Kinky Friedman, best known for songs like "Asshole from El Paso" and "Ride 'em, Jewboy".
I looked him up a while back, wondering whatever happened to him. Apparently he writes mystery novels nowadays. I've been meaning to check them out, but haven't yet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (hj4fI)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (G546f)
Italy told tourists not to come to Italy today.
So Italy is now part of the grand hoax, as I've been told, of a fake virus to get Trump by blowing up their economy which relies on tourism.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (MQjt2)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (Qf83p)
Excluding the administration, we are being led by very stupid and evil people.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (PDQ1w)
Or the stock market crash, but Trump is not sissy McCain.
But you can hear it in their voices - they see this as a shot to win in November.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (LWu6U)
Zombie lives in/near San Fran. She used to go take pictures of "gay pride" events to expose how disgusting and lewd most of the "marchers" were.
To the tolerant left, commenting on a gay pride even with anything less than obsequious, glowing praise is a hate crime.
Posted by: bonhomme
There was only a brief phase of threats as a consequence of those sex reports. Since then, it's all about Mo pix.
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (6XlcD)
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Let's see...
They think gay sex is "just as normal" as heterosexual sex.
...That surgeon-manufactured fake genitals are "just the same" as the ones God gave us.
...That children should be given fantasies, fetishes and drugs that render them sterile for life.
...That we should hand over our country to invaders.
We're dealing with a suicidal cult.
OF COURSE they don't care if they die, too!
Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (TxlJs)
Great Job MSM giving the CCP cover to blame this on Trump and America planting a bioweapon in the wet market.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MQjt2)
Is there a link to this news? I'm interested because if they really said this, that would mean that they are trying to divert from that 'conspiracy theory' posited by ZeroHedge (IIRC) that it was bio-engineered within China. That release in itself would indicate that that theory is more than just a theory.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (iuFgi)
Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (RU4sa)
Posted by: LizLem at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (TB3mA)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (w7KSn)
This, from a potato who was just removed from the ass of the previous thread.
Posted by: Fritz at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM (Eapb6)
That's what I'm thinking. Yeah, there #s are suspect, but outside of Hubei province only 106 people have died out of 1,300 cases. Yesterday there were 30 new cases and 3 deaths. I don't know how extreme the quarantine is Nationwide in China, but they seem to be only a few weeks away from normal.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (MxEKc)
But step back and look at the huge risk the MSM are taking - -they are going all in on a very bad bet, one that they have no control over at all. They are hoping and dreaming that this will turn into the 1918 flu all over again - and what if it all burns out in a few weeks and turns out to be nothing at all? By *Creating* a scare, they are allowing Trump the opportunity to take full credit when the Scare collapses completely.
And since it's way overhyped and mostly made up, it's not really gonna take a whole lot of effort for Trump to claim another Great Victory by the start of summer.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (Kpl3J)
Tulsi is really cute.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (ufFY
Complexion like a Drake's coffeecake, though.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (wiXsO)
Got it.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:12 PM (9t0Zz)
They wanted Obama after the financial crisis in 08 and not McCain.
It's not right, but it is what it is.
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (ybUZl)
Slip Mahoney just called. He says you're an asshole.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (zBaqJ)
Which also straightens your teeth, takes away body odor, and makes your preferred member of the opposite sex fall madly and permanently in love with you.
Posted by: Sharkman
Breaking! New Trump Vaccine forces supermodels worldwide into polyamory!
Posted by: The MSM at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)
What is that, 150-200 kids?
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (RU4sa)
The Duranty-Virus.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:07 PM (zBaqJ)
What does Jimmy Duranty have to do with this?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (Zz0t1)
"Heh-heh-heh I'm mortified!"
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (zBaqJ)
Everybody wants to get in on the act...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (LWu6U)
and they're idiots, because this isn't similar to hearings or impeachment, where they at least had chance to control the outcome. They are gambling on something they have absolutely no control over whatsoever, and I say they are making a very, very, bad bet.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (Kpl3J)
Breaking! New Trump Vaccine forces supermodels worldwide into polyamory!
Posted by: The MSM at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (P1f+c)
Cleveland Amory after the sex change?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Danny Trejo at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (aB7f9)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)
Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)
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More like crappy hygeine and a lying govt.
Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (RU4sa)
138 Stockmarket is doing well. Lol
Posted by: And down it goes at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (XpJXT)
Your retirement account just called to say you're a schmuck.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:02 PM (zBaqJ)
No way this guy has a retirement account. He's waiting for us to pay. Like the ant and the grasshopper......
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (jKqap)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 27, 2020 06:11 PM (sWM8x)
Italy has shut down most of their schools and other public areas in the afflicted region too.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: A Night Elf Mohawk at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (vgPFC)
Trump should ask for emergency powers to stop the spread of the pandemic. For example: Sanctuary Cities are potential hotbeds.
That would put the democrats on the defensive if they refuse to give the powers which is a ready made excuse for Trump when the spread does happen, or better yet they actually give him the powers he wants.
Call them out, see what they do.
Don't be Bush...
Posted by: William Eaton at February 27, 2020 06:04 PM (cfkTP)
When's the part where Trump has them all arrested and then executed?
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (j3npP)
Now I'm actually hoping they find more cases there.
Unfortunately, I think the Italian govt spooked itself and has limited testing now.
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (G546f)
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I was wondering about you earlier today. When are you supposed to leave?
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (/669Q)
I'd kill for her skin.
Posted by: Danny Trejo
It puts the lotion on its hands?
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)
They take the used panty vending machines off line and you can panic.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (aB7f9)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Qf83p)
They wanted Obama after the financial crisis in 08 and not McCain.
It's not right, but it is what it is.
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (ybUZl)
LOLWUT?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sharkman
Meaning nobody at any dem rally will be taking it.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (lBeMA)
Not when they control the narrative.
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (jLxx3)
Thus explaining why Nixon, Reagan, and Bush II all failed to be re-elected.
Oh, wait: that didn't happen.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (hj4fI)
Or they were working on the same bio-weapon that the Chinese were working on and it got away from them too.... Takes off tin foil hat
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 27, 2020 06:00 PM (szhjU)
Democrats Lie For Fun
Posted by: Brian Karem at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That's a canard.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Qf83p)
No, it's bad acne scarring. She covers it but it is visible.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (zBaqJ)
Prep accordingly.
Posted by: SMH at February 27, 2020 06:13 PM (RU4sa)
Yawp
The panic is almost always worse than the illness.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (l4C/z)
Oy vey.
When the Shareblue dopes put up messaging and documentation on their trolls' desktop dashboards, they need to only assign one to each board.
When they show up in a pack with unfamiliar nics, parroting the same messaging as each other, it makes the entire thing glaringly obvious.
FUN FACT: Shareblue calls these shills "Stalwarts." Which is fun because it rhymes "Ball Warts," which is what I always call them.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)
Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?"
Civilian biology projects to save humanity. Trump should send billions in cash on pallets to Tehran to encourage the peaceful development of genetic mutations.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: SMH
and they like to do the family style eating, mostly with their fingers, plus they just had the whatever religious gathering thing
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Friar Tucker at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (a/AB1)
Posted by: The Democrats at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (CDl9u)
She's cute, from 30 ft.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (Zz0t1)
I bet it recovers to that point by April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
Funny how not so long ago, the media claimed that this was the Chinese century and America was essentially kaput.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Robert Davi at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (ACqut)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:14 PM (G546f)
Iranians that travel to China. Hmm, what could that possibly indicate...?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
It seems a bunch of their high ranking officials (including their VP) have gotten infected. I wonder if they came into contact with some Chinese scientist or doctor who had the Virus.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Bernard Sanders at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Gabbard is basically cute. You know, if they had not run her off, she could have been problematic for us.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)
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Yup. I've been saying since the beginning of the cycle how happy I am that the Dems marginalized their only candidate who could win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (aB7f9)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (MJhQ7)
There's a possibility they're getting IC reports that make them think it's inevitable we'll get enough deaths to make their dire predictions seem prescient.
If that's the case, what they're doing is evil.
I hope I'm wrong, but if they really think this thing is going to fizzle, what's the upside of their current rhetoric? "We bullied Trump into taking appropriate action, so we saved the day. Yay us?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (jLxx3)
so what? who's still listening?
stormy daniels was "the narrative"
russia, russia, russia! was "the narrative".
Ukraine was "the narrative."
narrative, shmarative.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:17 PM (puu6v)
Nothing promotes mutations quite like radioactivity.
Just sayin'.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (FXaFS)
Go buy 'On the Road to Romance' if you like old Sinatra standards.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (l4C/z)
was going to hit the US hard wouldn't it already have started to
devastate parts of China?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 27, 2020 05:58 PM
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Yep, it's been well over a month since the panic started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)
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I said back in January, that if we in the US didn't see a lot of person to person transmissions by Valentines Day, we should be OK. According to the HHS Secretary, we have only had 15, and it is almost March.
I think we will be OK. SARS And MERS were killing people worldwide, but never got a foothold here in the US.
We may see isolated out breaks. The stupidity of the dumbest, our politically correct, and most woke in our society almost guarantee some outbreaks.
My biggest fear is Seattle, SF and LA. Coronavirus is spread via the fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will spread like wildfire.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (Kpl3J)
DOGS and cats, EATEN together. MASS HYSTERIA!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (Zz0t1)
I bet it recovers to that point by April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (FXaFS)
If I had money I would be buying the solid Fortune 500 stocks right now. The market will definitely go up. This is the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Teddy Roosevelt at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (MJhQ7)
lol!
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (ufFY8)
I got a FIRST, actually first, AND got an LOL from the big cheese!
I need to play the lottery.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (aB7f9)
Gabbard is basically cute. You know, if they had not run her off, she could have been problematic for us.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:16 PM (90T4r)
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Yup. I've been saying since the beginning of the cycle how happy I am that the Dems marginalized their only candidate who could win.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)
Yawp.
Likability trumps a lot of stuff. And she's likeable...if you don't pay attention to what she's advocating.
She's anti-gun and I'm single issue on that, so I'll never vote for her. But I'd consider adding her to the harem come the burning times.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM
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Did you see any increase in threats after chuckles johnson outed/doxxed you?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)
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Yeah, and they didn't even let her position herself for 2024. Which I find odd.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (RIAR/)
Biden "was separated from the [Congressional Black Caucus] members he was traveling with at the airport," campaign spokeswoman Kate Bedingfield told reporters on Feb. 25. "Biden was separated from a congressional delegation in South Africa and was referring to that."
"When he landed, he was not allowed to go through the same door as the rest of the party he was with," she said. "Obviously, this was apartheid South Africa. There was a white door. There was a black door. He did not want to go through the white door and have the rest of the party go to the black door. He was separated."
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I see a white door and I want it to be black.
Or maybe . . .
In a white room with black curtains near the station
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (+y/Ru)
REPORT: US ambassador @NikkiHaley alleges 2 of @realDonaldTrump's senior advisers tried to recruit her to secretly undermine @POTUS.
Haley says Sec. of State #RexTillerson & @WhiteHouse COS #JohnKelly attempted to bring her in to subvert the #Trump!
https://tinyurl.com/tm3gtpz
From the link:
In her explosive new memoir, Haley claims former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson and former White House Chief of Staff John F. Kelly attempted to bring her in to subvert the president, according to The Washington Post which obtained the book prior to its release.
"Kelly and Tillerson confided in me that when they resisted the president, they were't being insubordinate, they were trying to save the country," Haley wrote in "With All Due Respect."
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)
They destroyed over one trillion dollars of wealth. Of average persons' retirement funds, investments and livelihoods all because they hate Trump.
Meh, it's because they hate US.
They are evil.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 05:41 PM (zBaqJ)
That wealth is not gone, it has just moved.
It'll be back.
But you are correct, they are evil.
Not a single death in the US, while we've lost thousands to standard flu since this started.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (NgKpN)
Tulsi is really cute.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (ufFY
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This is why hILLRY hates her so much. Jealousy. Tulsi was and is the only D candidate that looks and acts female.
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)
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Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:03 PM (ybUZl)
WORST economy since the LAST worst economy!!!
VOTE COMMUNIST!
do it for the 401ks
(The people without one will than you when yours is socialized)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (xmKbk)
270 Tulsi looks like her face lit on fire and someone put it out with a track shoe.
LOL
Posted by: ace at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (PbpT7)
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When I was a kid, my older brother was doing flaming Everclear shots with his friends. One of these geniuses coughed the shot (because Everclear), and lit his face up. My brother stomped him out. While he did eventually heal up, we was walking around for months with a Doc Marten sole printed on his dumb mug.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (fUqBx)
If that's the case, what they're doing is evil.
I hope I'm wrong, but if they really think this thing is going to fizzle, what's the upside of their current rhetoric? "We bullied Trump into taking appropriate action, so we saved the day. Yay us?"
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (9t0Zz)
Given the recent history of our IC services, I think those of us who frequent this blog and a few others have better info than the IC services dish out. It's hard to get it right when their only real skill is faking every report they write to make the people they're working for happy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (Kpl3J)
They trust IC reports? I wouldn't trust them if they said the sun would rise in the east tomorrow morning. Those guys can't find their assholes with both hands, a flashlight, and a funnel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Eromero at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
I bet it recovers to that point by April.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (FXaFS)
If I had money I would be buying the solid Fortune 500 stocks right now. The market will definitely go up. This is the "buy low" part of "buy low sell high."
Yes. Rationality will overtake irrationality before the end of next week.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (puu6v)
It is not inevitable, but it is likely that it will hit at least on US city. If the city acts quickly (cuts travel and mass gatherings) it will not be bad.
One big fear I have is that they are now reporting the first community-spread case in CA,............ But the CDC has resisted testing for community spread cases! In fact, their guidelines state that you can not be tested unless you come from China.
So there may be more cases in US, and we would have no way to know (see Italy, S. Korea) until it is too late. It is unlikely, but possible and the CDC has to get that fixed like two weeks ago.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (jLxx3)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM
Seriously. Red with dog, white with cat. How can you pair something with the combination? Rose? I don't think so.
Wait... this isn't the Food Thread?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (rBtIz)
My son's in London, taking the train to Brussels tomorrow. He says things are pretty normal there.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (9t0Zz)
something I posted the other day:
"Tactics without Strategy is the Noise before Defeat." - Sun Tzu
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (fUqBx)
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Yeah, and they didn't even let her position herself for 2024. Which I find odd.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (RIAR/)
Musta pissed off the Deep State satraps, and so blackballed.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (v0R5T)
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Huma at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: wth at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (v0R5T)
New hotness: the beer flu is going to end the world as we know it by next Tuesday.
Posted by: Cheetah..doing chimpanzee gymnastics at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (a/AB1)
20 EYES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlQpQ33zBkk
Posted by: MISFITS at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (aB7f9)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)
Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?
You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (cF8AT)
That's what they said about exterminating 6 million Jews. "Just trying to save the country."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (zBaqJ)
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BREAKING: Ukriane Launches CRIMINAL Proceedings Against Joe Biden Over Firing of Prosecutor Viktor Shokin
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Gref at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Schuler at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (ySdHR)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
Drabbag Islut?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (PwjlN)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (zBaqJ)
I'm betting it takes another hit tomorrow, but bottoms out then.
I'm buying after close of business tomorrow.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (l3+k2)
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BREAKING: Ukriane Launches CRIMINAL Proceedings Against Joe Biden Over Firing of Prosecutor Viktor Shokin
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (BqBId)
"Hey! I was just about to kick Bernie's ass in the Kiev Caucuses. Caucasus! Get it?! Hey I made a funny!"
- - Joey Bribem
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (ZO3yc)
DJIA before the 2016 election: 18,000 and change.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:08 PM (FXaFS)
tomorrow will be better
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: zombie at February 27, 2020 06:10 PM (N9G0H)
On last night's ONT thread, someone asked about you, and so I mentioned your need for anonymity, and also mentioned your website and Mohammad archives and the death threats.
And now I'm wondering if my mention got you your latest death threat.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (XF4b8)
Musta pissed off the Deep State satraps, and so blackballed.
Posted by: tubal at February 27, 2020 06:22 PM (90T4r)
She's suing Queen Hildabeast.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Pullin' one of them right now.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (aB7f9)
Tulsi's face looks like you broke it off a really good wheel of Parmesan.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (aB7f9)
If it were mozzarella, I would give her some of my pepperoni and make some pizza.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (ufFY8)
TSA uses remote sensors that can pick out you, if your body temp is higher than normal. That's from the time you enter the airport, and pass through security. A pic of a crowd walking around, they pin point anyone with a fever.
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM
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Most scumbag terrorists are nervous and excited before they act. They sweat, they fidget. That makes them warmer than the average citizen.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: garrett
Bats, pangolins, and now whales? Where will it end?
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 06:24 PM (BZzXD)
The Dems were hot and horny to nationalize them and use it to prop up SSI. The incompetent schmucks can't even goniff money right.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (zBaqJ)
Remember that stupid nurse who was exposed to Ebola and told she
needed to be in quarantine and they found her out bicycling with the boy
friend? This was during the reign of SCOAMF.
As I recall, Ebola was like hugs during the reign of the Immortal Lightbringer (PBUH).
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (oVJmc)
Q: How long will that take?
A: Two weeks!!!
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (jLxx3)
Ya think!
* rubs hands together while drooling *
Posted by: Warren Buffett at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (a/AB1)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
fear - or hope???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (rpxSz)
Yes, it has lost what, 4% - 6% or so?
Anyone who is in a 401K or plays the market buying and selling knows it is a long term game. I have well over 500K invested and I'm just now looking at buying, not selling out of fear, but buying more.
The recovery will be slow, in part and parcel because of the socialists, but it will recover before the election.
What remains to be seen is what other dumbfuckery the democrats will burden the country with to bring down the Orange Man.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (LOqRU)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM
The new iSlut. It comes in braille.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:25 PM (ZO3yc)
Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)
It may be smoking -- do Iranians smoke a lot?
The virus goes into deep lung cells where there are a specific receptor it attacks. Cilia are the main defense for the deep lung, and smoking damages cilia (the little hairs that clean the lungs.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (LWu6U)
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BREAKING: Ukriane Launches CRIMINAL Proceedings Against Joe Biden Over Firing of Prosecutor Viktor Shokin
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (BqBId)
.........
Number one: Nobody has ever said my son did anything wrong!
Number two: I was there when we stormed the beaches at Normandy, man!
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Bernard Sanders at February 27, 2020 06:18 PM (Zz0t1)
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I thought they were going to get the cocaine franchise.
You really going to take the pot business away from the Mexicans?!!!?
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (M/9m0)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (LOqRU)
This is his audition for 2024. He'd better make the most of it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (iuFgi)
You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.
Well, that pretty much eliminates us then. PROGDA wouldn't know the truth if it crawled up their legs and bit them in the nether regions.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (aB7f9)
flipside of a Nestles Crunch Bar
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (rpxSz)
Not 100% true. Williamson is pretty GILFy.
Also, Beatoff and ButtJizz can both act quite femme.
Beatoff and ButtJizz would be an excellent Mike Judge cartoon, by the way.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (hj4fI)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (PwjlN)
They trust IC reports? I wouldn't trust them if they said the sun would rise in the east tomorrow morning. Those guys can't find their assholes with both hands, a flashlight, and a funnel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (FXaFS)
This is the same IC who JUST reported that Russia is interfering in our next election, for Trump and Sanders.
While Russia does not even have a sitting Government and are in the middle of rewriting their entire Constitution.
I'd tend to say Vlad is a bit busy right now. Russia Collusion is closed, Moose out front should have told them.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
fear - or hope???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Fear for me since I live there. Hope for pretty much everyone else who reads this site.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: garrett
Bats, pangolins, and now whales? Where will it end?
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (P1f+c)
Old and busted - General Tso's Chicken
New hotness - General Tso
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (KNsKs)
Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)
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It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (RIAR/)
started. If it was going to be a pandemic of biblical proportions it
would have killed tens of thousands in China and Hong Kong already.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)
Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?
You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present
in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM
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Uh they can't suppress anything coming out of Hong Kong, and they ain't reporting any zombie apocalypse numbers.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)
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Loudspeaker: "Ladies and Gentlemen. We have a lost little boy who has been separated from his traveling companions. He is wearing a light blue shirt and khaki pants and appears to have hair plugs and unnaturally white teeth, probably capped. He is combative. He says his name is Joey. If you are traveling with Joey, please contact your nearest airport security staff member..."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: freaked
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I can't even tell which of my tales are BS or the truth.
It's only really a problem in court.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)
I can't wait until our intrepid reporters start donning gear to report
from the hot zone. Like they do in a war zone or during a snow flurry.
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (PwjlN)
The good thing is that they have to get quarantined for two weeks.
Do it, dumbasses!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Archer at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (PwjlN)
NBC reporter dame in canoe reporting on floods as man walks by in ankle deep water.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)
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Don't get all excited--that's the other Joe Biden. Dirty fucker.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (ZO3yc)
Hair singeing was a thing about 1900.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (zBaqJ)
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It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (RIAR/)
"Shake hands with danger"
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (l4C/z)
flipside of a Nestles Crunch Bar
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (rpxSz)
Crack a frozen 3 Musketeers in half.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Everyone else here really believe that's going to happen?
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (ybUZl)
I'll put the marker down now.
Previous predictions made well in advance of events:
1. That Trump would probably win the nomination
2. That if he did, he might very well win the election
3. If he did win, the stock market and the economy would explode
4. That the Democrat primary would turn into a shit-slinging contest that might very well end up in a brokered convention
5. If the mutual vituperation were severe enough, the Democrats might well draft Hillarhoid
6. Pretty much in any case, Milwaukee will burn.
People scoffed at #1-3 before Trump actually got the nomination.
Folks here will confirm that I guessed that #4-6 were pretty good bets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (KNsKs)
Number two: I was there when we stormed the beaches at Normandy, man!
Posted by: Joe Biden with a steel plate in his head at February 27, 2020 06:27 PM (v0R5T)
And those Japanese were TOUGH!
Posted by: Bidne's next sentence at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (NgKpN)
It's also a thing when you work as a welder. Along with the occasional burning of the flesh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (RIAR/)
Yup.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: blake
Slap a hot iron on that.
Posted by: eleven at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:05 PM (JUOKG)
Do you trust the Chi-Coms to give accurate numbers?
You won't be able to tell if it's a pandemic until it's been present in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM (7PQBV)
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Hong Kong would be one place where I would expect the lies would be called out. And thanks to The protesters and protests, they would have ways of getting the information out.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (CLteG)
I think Congress-critters get really separated from reality. Once that happens, who or what do they rely on for news of the outside world? Congressional aides, news reports, IC reports, lobbyists, and those scripted little meet and greets they do with the public are the only sources they seem to go to.
They probably don't 100% believe the IC reports, but like the USSR citizens who knew they were being lied to before the collapse, they don't know to what extent.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
Keep my pony out of this!
Posted by: Michael Martin Murphey at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (zBaqJ)
That one still makes me laugh.
That and the one where she's standing in a storm and gets whapped in the face by a flying stop sign.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)
yeah. It was a thursday.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (aB7f9)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)
There haven't been too many cases in HK to begin with.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (7PQBV)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM (FXaFS)
Let's just say I'm not gonna bet a lot against ya.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Love that song. Reminds me of being 15 and a waiter in sleep away camp.
*sigh*
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Surfperch
Dude, in the homeless camps?
* shoves an Andy Jackson into usb port*
Posted by: Concerned Moron at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (a/AB1)
Who takes economic predictions from someone who works as a paid troll for pennies?
TI won't make any market predictions, but I'm not about to accept advice from someone who doesn't make enough money to treat his scrofula, let alone buy stocks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (AzW6q)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (KNsKs)
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)
It was stabilizing till that fuckhead in California said they were monitoring 8400 people for the virus.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Drill Thrawl at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (a48q1)
Previous predictions made well in advance of events:
1. That Trump would probably win the nomination
2. That if he did, he might very well win the election
3. If he did win, the stock market and the economy would explode
4. That the Democrat primary would turn into a shit-slinging contest that might very well end up in a brokered convention
5. If the mutual vituperation were severe enough, the Democrats might well draft Hillarhoid
6. Pretty much in any case, Milwaukee will burn.
People scoffed at #1-3 before Trump actually got the nomination.
Folks here will confirm that I guessed that #4-6 were pretty good bets.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:30 PM
Did you really predict 1-3 in 16'? Damn. That's pretty good! I would have never. Hope you're right again.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (lBeMA)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (aB7f9)
I can't even tell which of my tales are BS or the truth.
It's only really a problem in court.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm still chuckling.
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (CLteG)
yeah. It was a thursday.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (aB7f9)
big moves, up OR down, are fantastic moneymakers for the professional traders. That's why I don't think any of the actual traders are "panicking" at all, it's just time to play the game on the down side for a while. when that plateaus, they'll turn around and play it on the upside again. It's just numbers.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Propaganda Parrot at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (Tnijr)
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)
It was stabilizing till that fuckhead in California said they were monitoring 8400 people for the virus.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Newsome was flat out lying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (CLteG)
Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (zBaqJ)
Have a good birthday!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (Zz0t1)
in a country that reports things accurately for long enough.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:23 PM
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Uh they can't suppress anything coming out of Hong Kong, and they ain't reporting any zombie apocalypse numbers.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)
The problem with known liars is you never know how BIG the lie is?
If you hate the liar, you will ere on the side of it being a BIG lie.
If you don't, you'll take it with a grain of salt.
Its like the Russia Russia Russia crap. Are they our FRIENDS? Hell no. Are they our ENEMIES? IMO? At this point? only if we make them so.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:34 PM (NgKpN)
https://tinyurl.com/vra487n
It's oddly mesmerizing....
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muldoon
Yes, you're left with a baron wasteland.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (P1f+c)
ConservativeIncInc/NeverTrumper troll. You gave yourself away by focusing on 401k and markets over the health and safety of Americans their family members. Markets and money bounce back, lives and good health don't. This is a legit rally round the flag moment and you are focused on money and 401Ks.
Go take a permanent cruise.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (MQjt2)
(Aren't you glad Shep Smith is off the air during this?)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (oVJmc)
but I hung on to my Sunoco for the dividends
been beaten down a bit
but it will come back
bought a nice chunk of Ford today
It still finished up a dime a share off the purchase price
on a day like today, that's not bad
by the end of summer, it will be back at 10
I hope
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (rpxSz)
Wow.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)
It was stabilizing till that fuckhead in California said they were monitoring 8400 people for the virus.
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Newsome was flat out lying.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM
***
Coordinating statements much ya think?
Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (eb8JV)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at February 27, 2020 06:36 PM (EgshT)
Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Yeehaw!! Need any help with them little doggies?
Posted by: Rowdy Yates at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (a/AB1)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
fear - or hope???
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 27, 2020 06:26 PM (Kpl3J)
Fear for me since I live there. Hope for pretty much everyone else who reads this site.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:28 PM (7PQBV)
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I live in MN, and it is a fear. What happens if the shutdown most of LA SF and California? The economy will tank badly. Much as I dislike people in those cities, I hope they stay safe, or go cleanly when SMOD Hits.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: f'd, I think i have a fever at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (Tnijr)
Completely out freaking rageous and completely typical of our betters in DC.
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (cknjq)
Posted by: James at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (qM84C)
Tulsi Gabbard spelled backwards is a most unfortunate palindrome.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
I saw Drabbagi Slut open for L7 at Lilith Fair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Muldoon
Yes, you're left with a baron wasteland.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:35 PM (P1f+c)
and all the experts Duken it out?
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (NgKpN)
Later.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
It's time for JJ to don his hazmat suit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:29 PM (JUOKG)
There haven't been too many cases in HK to begin with.
Posted by: Surfperch at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM
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But there should be if this is really a pandemic.
Hong Kong has about eleventy gazzilion miles of common shared border with the PRC and there should be a metric fvck ton of corona virus cases there just by virtue of bleed through of the border.
There are hundreds of boats in Hong Kong that traffic illegal goods back and forth from China without crossing at official border points and they traffic in people too, but HK is not seeing any corona virus cases.
That should tell us something.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (G546f)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (ZO3yc)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:31 PM (+0uDE)
When I was a fresh-faced engineer on my first gig in the late 90's - I looked through all that 401K packet stuff that HR would hand out, and I put the money in it took to get their match, and not a penny more. I figured, if nothing else, I was making a profit off getting their match.
But even then - there was zero value in HOLDING a stock. It wasn't like back in the day where you bought a stock just to earn the dividend and if you bought enough you could retire off the earnings. It was more like trading baseball cards or antiques. And it's only gotten worse.
Point being - the stock market ain't logical. And hasn't been for the not quite thirty years that I actually paid any attention to it. I didn't get excited about this latest climb. Not too concerned about the fall.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM (ransv)
AIDS.
Apparently some bimbo at Jezebel just pinned that one on Pence.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (lBeMA)
Yeah, I did. Got a lot of eye-rolling around the dinner table from the Guevara spawn, too. Guess the Old Man isn't as stupid as he looks.
I supported Trump early because I thought he was the only one who could conceivably withstand the onslaught of the MSM. I further thought that he was a hitting a resonance with a significant proportion of the electorate, whereas Hillarhoid was not. #6 was easy: Obama had choked the economy for eight years, with the attendant overhang in deferred economic growth, the prospect of reversing his shitty policies, and cutting back regulation made #6 a pretty safe bet.
In each case, I didn't chisel the predictions into stone, but made them as probabilities.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
I saw Drabbagi Slut open for L7 at Lilith Fair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM
I may have to quit reading this stuff in class. I've given my students a reading task and while I wait, I read here.
I just snorted out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (eb8JV)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (d7Ww2)
The towel? What about the sunbather?
Posted by: davidt at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (q9e5T)
******
RELATED STORY: Australian python craps out a mostly digested sunbather two days after successful surgery.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)
Too bad about the person who was lying on it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: 80's music fan at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (glGDV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (q9e5T)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (ZO3yc)
are we sure this virus wasn't produced by Disney?
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (G546f)
******
RELATED STORY: Australian python craps out a mostly digested sunbather two days after successful surgery.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (m45I2)
Prolly stolen from a hotel.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (JFO2v)
Nah - it's a function of the system. They don't care what, when, why, and how.
They are just looking for opportunity.
"Will Leverage For Profit"
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (aB7f9)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
"I drab slutbag" as an anagram is pretty rough, too.
Posted by: mikeski at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:41 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (Zz0t1)
https://bit.ly/3ceuMzA
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 27, 2020 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)
Sad, sad story. Sounds like a good guy, who slipped into paranoia, perhaps exacerbated by the pain-killers he was on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (/B0ix)
Posted by: Hawaiian Horta at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Gavin Newsome at February 27, 2020 06:39 PM
No virus is illegal!!!!!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (NVYyb)
The greatest orators in the history of mankind - Pericles, Bryant,
Cicero, King, Douglass, Churchill - all pause in the afterlife.
________
I never imagined Kobe Bryant and Kirk Douglass would join that group so soon ...
Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: mikeski
*******
Have to get up pretty early to fool mikeski.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (m45I2)
if it was Oct, it might have hurt Trump
but the recovery will take place and will doom the donks
and if Trump is smart, he will use it as a parable to illustrate the panic of climate change
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)
fecal contamination route. If it gets into the homeless camps, it will
spread like wildfire.
Yup. Those homeless camps have been ripe for a disease outbreak for a while, already typhus and Hepatitus, right? It could get really grim, really damn fast. It's criminal that this situation has been allowed to get so risky. That's not caring.
Stay safe those of you who live near any of this!!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)
Easy, that leftists are shit eating commies.
Posted by: dagny at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (TxlJs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:21 PM (zBaqJ)
I saw Drabbagi Slut open for L7 at Lilith Fair
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 27, 2020 06:37 PM
I may have to quit reading this stuff in class. I've given my students a reading task and while I wait, I read here.
I just snorted out loud.
Posted by: Diogenes off site at February 27, 2020 06:40 PM (eb8JV)
What is the over under number for slut?
So high school boyfriend, a new boyfriend for each year of college, and a fuck buddy at first job is 6.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (Zz0t1)
That should tell us something.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)
Yes, but Hong Kong is a whole lot CLEANER than normal China. Very Western in a lot of its outlook.
What could be a pandemic in China, may be a nuisance to a Western Country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (NgKpN)
Dems can now campaign on "Trump oversaw the worst single day drop in stock market history."
WTH does Trump campaign on now?
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)
In 1987 the DOW dropped over 22% in one day. What percent did it drop today?
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (G9Y8y)
Posted by: Tami
It's like you flyover rubes have never heard of a whole-body cleanse.
Posted by: the python at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (q9e5T)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (JFO2v)
I'm sure that's Bear Bryant.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)
I'll bet the python thought that felt horrible and terrific at the same time.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:46 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 27, 2020 06:15 PM (zBaqJ)
It'd be a hoot if Iran's whole nuke weapons establishment died of coronavirus.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:46 PM (/B0ix)
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)
Dow gains 2k next week.
Where will you put your head then?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:46 PM (Zz0t1)
They like the special liquid surprise.
Posted by: golfman at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (M3a0a)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: HuntzHall
Why are you asking us?!
You need to get in touch with a severely conservative Thought Leader like Sarah Quinlan or Amanda Carpenter. Or, maybe tweet The Dispatch guys - all of them.
Go! Get on this NOW so you can come back and tell us what to think!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)
Toot toot! You are gonna miss your boat!
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dNzKv)
WTH does Trump campaign on now?
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:42 PM (ybUZl)
Orchestrated by a Flat Out Cur Dog LIE told by a Democrat Governor.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (NgKpN)
In:Look at these stock market drops what a disaster for Trump!
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (KNsKs)
seeing any corona virus cases.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)
Huh? They have coronavirus in Hong Kong. They closed the schools, and many stores, parks, malls and other public places are closed. It is very difficult there right now.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (ZO3yc)
The Democrats and the Unions have forced our ability to shrug off a 3rd world epidemic offshore.
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (aB7f9)
traffic illegal goods back and forth from China without crossing at
official border points and they traffic in people too, but HK is not
seeing any corona virus cases.
That should tell us something.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:38 PM (JUOKG)
Yes, but Hong Kong is a whole lot CLEANER than normal China. Very Western in a lot of its outlook.
What could be a pandemic in China, may be a nuisance to a Western Country.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM
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Have you ever been to Hong Kong? I have multiple times. Now that was back in the late 80s and things may have changed but other than some touristy areas HK was not clean by any Western standards.
The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)
"457 Dems can now campaign on "Trump oversaw the worst single day drop in stock market history."
WTH does Trump campaign on now?"
Dunno. The economy is infinitely better than it has been in a half century?
LOLGF.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (puu6v)
Did you really predict 1-3 in 16'? Damn. That's pretty good! I would have never. Hope you're right again.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 27, 2020 06:33 PM (lBeMA)
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1. I was a Cruzbot and by March 2016, I knew hew was the only that MAYBE could beat Trump to the Nomination. He didn't.
2. Was the second biggest and happiest surprise of my life. I talked brave, but felt we were screwed.
3. Any Republican would have had the same effect. The tax cuts and regulatory rollbacks made the gains bigger and more permanent.
We will get through this Coronavirus too.
Wash your hands frequently.
Stay out of crowds.
Prep just in case.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (ZbwAu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (dLLD6)
As if they didn't already have a bunch of shit to deal with.....
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (rpxSz)
I'll bet the python thought that felt horrible and terrific at the same time.
********
Hell, grab one corner at each end they could have flossed his innards!
No additional charge for that by the way.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (oVJmc)
==================================
Y2K didn't destroy people's financial nest egg.
Posted by: HuntzHall at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (ybUZl)
No, but the fake crises over 'Toxic Assets' in 2008 sure did.
Fun part? all those assets are still out there. Not a single damn thing changed except they consolidated into bigger banks.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:49 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (dNzKv)
In:Look at these stock market drops what a disaster for Trump!
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (KNsKs)
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+1
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (aKgvL)
They like the special liquid surprise.
Posted by: golfman at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (M3a0a)
That's not the only liquid surprise they like...
Posted by: A. Otter at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (BiNEL)
Your trolling has no power here. Be gone before a bucket of Pixy dust disintegrates your ip.
Since you crave Dem rule so much, I suggest that you wait out Corona-chan in San Francisco or Los Angeles. You would feel so much more at home there with their Democrat strong leadership qualities and the fellowship opportunities with the homeless bums squatting doing business in the streets.
Posted by: Good Witch of the North at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: kallisto at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (ZO3yc)
Ever seen the "pig hunting with tannerite" videos?
Posted by: Sponge at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Tater Seltzer at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (wiXsO)
they keep.a running tally here
https://bnonews.com/index.php/2020/02/
the-latest-coronavirus-cases/
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (G546f)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (/B0ix)
Posted by: garrett at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (aB7f9)
Your trolling has no power here. Be gone before a bucket of Pixy dust disintegrates your ip.
Posted by: Good Witch of the North
Yesterday it was Leo Gorcery. Someone is running thru The Bowery Boys.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 06:44 PM (bDqIh)
On the bright side, it could force the Reds to actually address the vagrancy problem, and not ascribe it to lack of housing, but rather to drug abuse and mental illness. That's the first step to dealing with it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:45 PM (dNzKv)
now you tell me !!
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (vd8XM)
In:Look at these stock market drops what a disaster for Trump!
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:47 PM (KNsKs)
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Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (aKgvL)
Obama's policies finally kicking in!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (FXaFS)
Posted by: Major Hochstetter at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (y/RHa)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (BZzXD)
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (aKgvL)
Demeaning great Americans to be a loathsome fuck-nugget. What a spaz.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (9t0Zz)
>>>Team of vets pull AN ENTIRE BEACH TOWEL out of a python in Australia - with their bare hands.
The towel? What about the sunbather?
nobody cares where their sunbather is.
Posted by: Dent Arthur Dent at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: rd
But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
If only it wasn't an election year.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (G0G8s)
IIRC, the market took off a day or two after PDT won.
Businesses like a bit of stability (and having a businessman for a president instead of a lying Prog) so they can plan for the future. Who knew?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (HaL55)
Have you ever been to Hong Kong? I have multiple times. Now that was back in the late 80s and things may have changed but other than some touristy areas HK was not clean by any Western standards.
The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)
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Never been there, but maybe Mainland China is even worse?
I saw some awful Shit hole housing in Minneapolis when I worked for a real estate company, but there was always worse next door or a block over.
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 06:51 PM (/B0ix)
You always find the silver lining, AOP
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (rpxSz)
First it came for the druggies and I did nothing because I was not a druggie...
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (jLxx3)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:52 PM (FXaFS)
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8 years. 8 f'n years.
Posted by: jhawk90 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (aKgvL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:43 PM (NVYyb)
Let me know when the food shelves are bare, looting and rioting in cities, and the national guard called in before you call a non panic in America a panic.
Also you clearly haven't read one paper about this virus or looked at any data, pictures and videos coming out of China, or done any other research. The common cold doesn't take HIV meds to treat. The common cold doesn't have a peer reviewed R0 between 4.8-6.7. The common cold doesn't have a 20% serious to critical rate causing weeks of ICU care.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (P5k1D)
The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)
Yes, was there a few times.
Compared to the West? Not clean.
Compared to other places I saw in Asia, Africa, or parts of the Mideast? Cleaner.
From reports I've heard Hong Kong is significantly cleaner than other Chinese cities.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 27, 2020 06:50 PM (dNzKv)
Same here, in fact, as my daughter just pointed out, she's voting for Bernie, so that now she can go to vet school, get the education she has always wanted, set up a nice practice, and lay all the educational cost burden on other people!
Wonderful future plan.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (G0G8s)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
But if it mostly wipes out druggies, who cares?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
because I have to step carefully around their filth every day on my way to work.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: rd at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (+0uDE)
True. That's what made that prediction an easy one.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (FXaFS)
that's nothing
remember the proctologist that pulled a dozen roses out of a fag's ass ?
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:55 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: andycanuck at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (TQ/zJ)
297 Trump's greatest weapon is the mass rally.Hmmmm what could stop mass rallies in the US?
Posted by: steevy at February 27, 2020 06:20 PM (KNsKs)
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Maybe we should be on the lookout for a coronavirus related op targeting his rallies.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (pAMD4)
First it came for the druggies and I did nothing because I was not a druggie...
Posted by: db
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Um... yeah. The end of that stupid "poetic" cliche is "...and there was no one to speak up for me."
It's not like the fucking druggies would be helping anyone if they hadn't been "come for."
They are truly dead weight on civilization.
Posted by: RKae at February 27, 2020 06:56 PM (TxlJs)
But they would be spreading it and increasing your likelyhood of getting it. Got it?
Posted by: db at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (jLxx3)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 27, 2020 06:58 PM (G546f)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 27, 2020 06:54 PM (d7Ww2)
Well, it would take care of the shit problem, too, wouldn't it?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:11 PM (/B0ix)
The heavy Chinese parts of HK were downright filthy. And don't get me started on the market area, that was an epidemic waiting to happen.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 06:48 PM (JUOKG)
Yes, was there a few times.
Compared to the West? Not clean.
Compared to other places I saw in Asia, Africa, or parts of the Mideast? Cleaner.
From reports I've heard Hong Kong is significantly cleaner than other Chinese cities.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 27, 2020 06:53 PM (NgKpN)
Lived in HK in the late 90's. They did have some nasty areas. Not as nasty as the mainland but nasty still. And the whole throwing used toilet paper in the waste can in each stall....ugh, ugh, ugh.
Now Singapore....much cleaner!
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 07:12 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
They have been escalating their push-backs and attacks on all elements of Team Coup. More please, escalate some more and let the reckoning begin!
Posted by: Lizzy at February 27, 2020 07:15 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at February 27, 2020 07:17 PM (wGqjj)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 27, 2020 07:22 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Iblis at February 27, 2020 08:21 PM (1mpw4)
Okay, big compliment, 'cos I'm on your site a lot -- you do a fantastic job with the news and I like the art reviews a lot...Just...does everything now have to be pornified?
Posted by: goolag is not a verb at February 27, 2020 09:59 PM (ANTpf)
But a lot of someones in various .gov agencies totally screwed the pooch on testing, quarantine, etc. Korea tests tens of thousands while the CDC and FDA can't stop stepping on their own dicks.
It was never going to be stopped, but the question now is whether additional people will die due to hospitals being unable to keep up. The medical authorities in the US have fucked up bigly, and this is going to be a much rougher ride than it could have been.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at February 28, 2020 01:42 AM (67XdO)
Posted by: God. Davis at February 28, 2020 06:54 AM (ODk1m)
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