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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (3/3/20) Super Tuesday Edition
Fitting tonight, don't you think?
As an economically challenged young man I owned a '68 Impala. Color? Primer Brown with straight pipes. Good times.
Genius Award Winner!
Guy Accidentally Ruins Plumbing in Entire Building After Filling His Tub With Orbeez
There are fewer things that go more viral on the internet than a well-documented case of things just going wrong for someone. Our species loves some schadenfreude for whatever reason, which is why we love seeing people have ice buckets dropped on their heads, getting kicked in the groin, and falling flat on their face for cheating in a grape-stomping contest. You can add this French guy's Orbeez bathtub "experiment" to that list.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Cash.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at March 03, 2020 10:04 PM (HuH1F)
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Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 03, 2020 10:05 PM (l5ItC)
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Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 03, 2020 10:06 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 03, 2020 10:06 PM (+ldAm)
thank you, Mr. Sinatra.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 10:06 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 03, 2020 10:07 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Cheriebebe at March 03, 2020 10:07 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 10:07 PM (n6bs1)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 10:08 PM (wwSQm)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 10:08 PM (q7/3q)
Posted by: Lizzy at March 03, 2020 10:08 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: tbodie at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (haWye)
so what's happening? I've had a busy day.
I guess people are voting for the Zombie Asshole huh? Disappointing.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (j9HX3)
Two things:
1) Trump living in the Lincoln Memorial will definitely throw a curveball to people expecting him to be at the White House.
2) Yes to the prison thing. That ass clown Jeremy Bentham designed the Panopticon for a reason - work-houses for the proletariat, to be overseen at all times and kept in line by the state. Prick.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: James at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (S+F2a)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:10 PM (+lVUW)
Our dog got neutered today, and he's having a rough time. Cone of shame, serious drugs and he can't chase the cat.
I'm sure that is some kind of analogy for the left, but I'm too tired to figure it out.
Posted by: Moki at March 03, 2020 10:10 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:10 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:10 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
Have the on-air personalities at MSNBC and CNN committed ritual seppuku as yet?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boynsea at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (sshap)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (TgyU4)
I'm doing that today with Ken Levine. Just sick of it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Think about it. In 2016, everyone assumed Trump was a joke candidate, who would be flattened by Hillary in an historic blow-out.
He wasn't. I think they weren't prepared for him (or at least were arrogant enough to fail to prepare). They treated him as weird inconvenience and didn't bring the full brunt of the liberal bloc to bear on him. And he became President, and a genuine threat to them and their way of life.
I think Liberals are incapable of learning, myself, but I think they might have learned something in this instance. And I'm betting that no options are being left on the table, this time around.
So, I repeat the question.
Will Donald Trump be allowed to win the 2020 election?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Eli Cash at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 03, 2020 10:06 PM (+ldAm)
+++++++++++++
She's a looker. If you're up in the 0700 ET hour, check out my personal favorite: Lilia Fifield.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (Rc4So)
Why is an old white guy yelling at me from the TV?
I think it has to do with a card game. I heard him say something about beating trump.
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (YjccA)
I think so.....
Same with the Malibu.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Uh, I don't think PDT lives in the Lincoln Monument.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Don't recall asking you.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (wwSQm)
Has California been called for Bernie yet.
I voted for Teh Bern. I went with the San Jose 1337s; they know better than me. I will offer them bite blocks on 06 Nov; one way or the other, they'll need them.
I'm officially putting money on Trump, again; Trump 2020.
Posted by: Arbalest at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (FlRtG)
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (narEX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (l9m7l)
I don't know. And I'm scared that I don't know.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (TdMsT)
Pray for our President and valiant warriors.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
Pick your own music.
Everyone is a critic.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Trump's got the much easier battle here.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (wwSQm)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (l9m7l)
++++++++++==
Well, he wasn't allowed to win the last one. He can do it. No complacency allowed. Wear out the shoe leather, watch polls, scream about any apparent cheating and remain ever vigilant. And, of course, cast your damn ballot.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (Rc4So)
If corona fizzles as I suspect, my concern for his physical safety will increase even beyond where we are now. Not even kidding.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (JCrfD)
I'm sure that is some kind of analogy for the left, but I'm too tired to figure it out."
Actually, I think you have it coverred.
Posted by: boynsea at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (sshap)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (Ndje9)
Horde Mind (tm) in action.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
*sniff*
that's beautiful, man.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (ykYG2)
That's a horrible situation. Bad things can only happen when those things strike in the middle of the night.
Most likely didn't know it was coming.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:14 PM (Zz0t1)
I think so.....
Same with the Malibu.....
I had a '67 Impala SS. 327 with a Quadra-Jet carb and a single exhaust. It was a land yacht. Roomy.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:14 PM (uEbPt)
Awful writing.
Last night we watched KL24 which was a Malaysian Zombie film. It was bad, but funny.
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 10:14 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Count Chocula at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (AVhA0)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (K22Va)
Horde Mind (tm) in action.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 10:12 PM (P1f+c)
++++++++++++++
There's a certain symmetry to it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (TgyU4)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (wwSQm)
It's like the bat cave, but with less jumping around like a homo wearing plastic nipples, and more MAGAing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (90yTk)
I'm doing that today with Ken Levine. Just sick of it.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
I've given up on many people because of their hate. It's pretty sad.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Looks like a short night for Mike Bloomberg.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (Ndje9)
LOL. So obvious yet so... well, let's just say, if you were a chick....
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (wwSQm)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Grog at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (weXmt)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:14 PM (HaL55)
I love classic cars. Not a fan of Chevy, but I'll take a classic over the crap built today any day.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (90yTk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (xSo9G)
So who did you vote for Mr. Hammer?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (PUmDY)
Ladyl, yup, it's frustrating. But I learned to live without Jeffrey Wells and I can live without Levine.
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
They are about to lose it all. They might not be good sports about it.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (dzJ3R)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)
As long as the horse finishes, he's good.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (iTXRQ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KeTNU-ods
Posted by: Grog at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (weXmt)
President Trump lives behind the Lincoln Monument?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (yASt4)
I am happier than Richard Simmons watching Brokeback Mountain!
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (ZfRYq)
You need to be more specific. That could describe any of the current Dem frontrunners.
Posted by: Elizabeth I, Anne, Victoria... at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (yASt4)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (iFP6G)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (TLxpZ)
As long as the horse finishes, he's good.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (Zz0
Yuk yuk yuk!!
(Who is Cenk?)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (iTXRQ)
MAH!!!!! I gotta borrow this knife....we hit a deer on the way over here and it's hoof is stuck in the grill. I gotta hack it outta dere....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Hey! I said I like the pictures.
Posted by: tbodie at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:09 PM (ykYG2)
Hope you didn't rat me out.
Posted by: Emmie at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (87gB3)
1. Not if you are unwilling to be totally insane (Yang).
2. Not if you are as exciting as a rusting 1976 Trabant (Steyer).
3. Not if you are as likeable as the stench coming from the rotting possum in the Trabant's trunk (Bloomberg).
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (JCrfD)
Earlier musings on front loading Super Tuesday
https://annapuna.blogspot.com/2008/02/front-loading-buyers-remorse.html
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Even funnier than nothing at all.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (Qf83p)
the modern Impala is just a generic sedan with a purloined nameplate
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:16 PM (Zz0t1)
+++++++++++++
Classics are gorgeous but I don't love them in general. There is one that I would have if I had limitless play money (a 1964-1966 Lincoln Continental four-door convertible, preferably black with a white leather interior).
The 90s were pretty good for cars. A lot of the same serviceability of older cars (not so many damn computers, specialty tools, running critical systems through the "infotainment system," etc.) but the remarkable reliability of modern manufacturing and refined design. A shade-tree mechanic can still work on a car from the 90s, but isn't going to have to nearly so often.
Design and sculpting was uninspired, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
what do they make you do for hanging here?
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
How are ya?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (PUmDY)
I set my ONT alarm, but when it went off I hit *snooze.*
Or was it *booze*?
IAC
Howdy, alla y'all.
I fought the urge to vote for Zoltan Istvan, running for GOP ticket to the White House. I mean, c'mon! President Zoltan!
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (Cd8NC)
More female supermodels serving delicious food and beverages.
Fewer teenage "wards" prancing around in spandex.
Posted by: Elizabeth I, Anne, Victoria... at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (YxML+)
Runs "The Young Turks" web broadcast or whatever. Also running for the uber hornyball Katy whatever's seat out here in California.
He's a real douchebag......I'm referring to the broadcast where he said bestiality should be allowed as long as the animal is brought to, well, conclusion.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (Zz0t1)
on the way over here and it's hoof is stuck in the grill. I gotta hack
it outta dere....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Hey... Biden looks like someone we know! Without the beard, it's him!!!
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (uEbPt)
(Who is Cenk?)
Chunk Uglier, head of The Young Turks, Armenian Genocide apologist, and fat sweaty greaseball.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)
Hey, I was conceived in a rusty 1976 Trabant!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (ykYG2)
* * * *
Yay! Thanks for the information!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (elfAG)
Hey can you do one post as Pete Buttigieg? I'll explain later.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (uEbPt)
Even funnier than nothing at all.
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (Qf83p)
And here's betting he sent a buttload of cash down there to buy those votes.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (S6+cO)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (oVJmc)
This is BULLSHIT! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A REASONABLE DISCUSSION!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (ce3ya)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (l9m7l)
I don't know. And I'm scared that I don't know.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:12 P
Absolutely, yes
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (YxML+)
3. Not if you are as likeable as the stench coming from the rotting possum in the Trabant's trunk (Bloomberg).
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (JCrfD)
++++++++++++
At least you don't see the Trabant's rust until the plastic shell breaks away. Or the floorboards come out.
And HOLY CRAP. They made the Trabant until the fall of the USSR. Good grief. Imagine driving one off the lot in 1989 just before the wall came down and VW rabbits started pouring in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (Orx/W)
For once I remember to click the top pic ... and vid has been removed.
This is the story of my life.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
{{{Ladyl}}}
How are ya?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (NWiLs)
I'm doing great! Got to play twice today, so I had a fun day.
How are you?
I'm still praying hard for you, even though I think that might not be your thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
Is that that bar off 52nd street?
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Everyone is a critic.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Pretty funny.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (1CjJc)
Oh Lord, Biden confuses his sister for his wife. "They switched on me!", he says.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (rCwaK)
Interesting thought from the posts below:
As the point is often made that the left hates Trump because they hate us, the NeverTrump hate us as well--the sins of Trump are not his vulgarity and crassness, it's that he sided with you and me over them.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (vPKfA)
Elizabeth Warren loses her native state (Oklahoma) and her home state (Massachusetts)... she has to drop out tonight, right?
@Redistrict 4 minutes ago
Projection: Elizabeth Warren will finish third in Massachusetts, behind Joe Biden (1st) and Bernie Sanders (2nd).
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Prayers never hurt anyone.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (ungXm)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (dphKJ)
"Where do we get the dog?"
"We steal it from the kid."
Bloomberg is turning this over in his mind right now.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)
If you get around to it
I mean, you know
Whatever.
No biggie.
(It sounds prettier in Latin)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (90yTk)
Posted by: Hillary! at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (elfAG)
Posted by: Count Chocula
Headline from the Detroit News:
Records: 37 percent of Detroit's precincts registered more votes than they should have
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)
Elizabeth Warren loses her native state (Oklahoma) and her home state (Massachusetts)... she has to drop out tonight, right?
Wait. Warren was actually born in Oklahoma?
I thought that was a lie too.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (ce3ya)
++++++++++++++
I worked the other side of that shift (18:30-06:30) for three years. I like the 3-4 day weekends, but *hated* night shifts.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (lbYzk)
At this point, honestly... i don't know what will happen.
Big Gov is so brazen, so dishonest... and a large chunk of the US is all too willing to go along.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (DMUuz)
How are you?
I'm still praying hard for you, even though I think that might not be your thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Good for you! I'm doing pretty good, all things considered. Despite my oft sacrilegious demeanor, I do sincerelt appreciate your prayers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (G546f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
And all this time, for some reason I thought you were Jewish.
You know, one of the people CBD can't stand.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (YxML+)
Runs "The Young Turks" web broadcast or whatever. Also running for the uber hornyball Katy whatever's seat out here in California.
He's a real douchebag......I'm referring to the broadcast where he said bestiality should be allowed as long as the animal is brought to, well, conclusion.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh yes. Big asshole.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (YxML+)
her appeal is becoming more selective
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (iTXRQ)
147
Oh Lord, Biden confuses his sister for his wife. "They switched on me!", he says.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (rCwaK)
Good God Almighty,
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
From the Daily Wire, a mess in the Cali voting:
Los Angeles voters who showed up to cast ballots in person on Tuesday reported long wait times and operational errors at a number of the county's newly designed vote centers, experiences adding up to an inauspicious beginning for L.A.'s freshly redesigned election system in more than half a century, reported the Los Angeles Times.
While some Angelenos had a different experience giving the new voting machines high marks and applauding the extended hours of operation a number of the in-person locations were unprepared to handle the throngs of voters who wanted to participate in the most talked-about California presidential primary in at least a generation.
The main issue: lack of proper staff and malfunctioning voting machines. L.A. County voting officials did not immediately confirm the exact source of the problem. More from the Los Angeles Times: .......
I'm laughing out loud. So many illegals and non-citizens on the voter rolls there, what does it matter?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
Though she didn't care, it proved to be a tri-power 348...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (xSo9G)
They even cheat each other.
What am I saying? Of course they do. What could the others say about it without giving the game away?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:20 PM (uEbPt)
Letterman? Heh!
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (YjccA)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (dLLD6)
Joe is going to cure Alzheimer's. Well, he needs a cure fast.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Because deaf people can't see.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (ZLI7S)
I didn't hang anyone here but I did fantasise about tying a rope around Rick Wilson's pudgy neck, I guess.
In my defence, he already confessed to piracy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (iTXRQ)
Mom and stepdad voted for Slow Joe here in VA.
Already conspiracy theories about RepubliKKKans delaying voting in Texas.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (Cd8NC)
Sheesh, he iOS manic and his nose is Red. His eyes are gonna spurt blood any minute.
He is cray cray.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (haWye)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (iTXRQ)
never gets old
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Roll Tide at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (xSo9G)
In my defence, he already confessed to piracy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
heh
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (DMUuz)
Hope is a good thing. Keep hoping.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (hLKSS)
Good for you! I'm doing pretty good, all things considered. Despite my oft sacrilegious demeanor, I do sincerelt appreciate your prayers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
That is good, dear Insom, because you're getting prayers whether you like it or not. And candles.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (YjccA)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)
In my defence, he already confessed to piracy.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March
we're going to have to get a beer some day.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Marybeth at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (4pK1/)
The worse news...you have Alzheimers"
"Well, at least I don't have cancer!"
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (DY3v8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (oVJmc)
Sheesh, he iOS manic and his nose is Red. His eyes are gonna spurt blood any minute.
He is cray cray.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (haWye)
I think you have him confused with Mayor Pete.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (haWye)
When I've had car trouble in the recent past, he says he's not as handy with cars as he used to be, since they are so computerized now.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (rpxSz)
396?
Posted by: Braenyard sez Bernie's up in Tejas at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (obh/i)
What the hell just happened at the Joe speech. Protesters just jumped on stage.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)
Damned straight!
I keep warning you people about those sneaky Joooos, but do you listen?
No......!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (dphKJ)
Sheesh, he iOS manic and his nose is Red. His eyes are gonna spurt blood any minute.
He is cray cray.
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:26 PM (haWye)
What the fuck could you POSSIBLY gain from snorting come?
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh Lord, Biden confuses his sister for his wife. "They switched on me!", he says.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (rCwaK)
Before or after he stuck his tongue down her throat?
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (ce3ya)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (haWye)
* * * *
Congratulations on the shift work!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (KP5rU)
Because sometimes even deaf people want to piss off their neighbors.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (90yTk)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (aKsyK)
With what we called suicide doors, where the front and back opened opposite.
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (K22Va)
If you get around to it
I mean, you know
Whatever.
No biggie.
(It sounds prettier in Latin)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:23 PM (90yTk)
* * * *
LOL - Perfect!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO)
"This is my wife. This is my sister. They switched on me!" - Biden
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (Vy7tf)
Drug dealers
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (32YRo)
And the crazies got on stage!
This is LIT!
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (haWye)
Ah, the reflexive property.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (ufFY8)
396?
Posted by: Braenyard sez Bernie's up in Tejas at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (obh/i)
Yes.
SOB was loud. And fun. Those were good times........ Drinkin' beer, chasin' girls until one caught me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (pPNCa)
For a PRIMARY?
How is that supposed to work?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:24 PM (d6Ksn)
Damned straight!
I keep warning you people about those sneaky Joooos, but do you listen?
No......!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo...anti-Semite at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (dLLD6)
They control all the banks, you know.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (G546f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (YjccA)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:21 PM (j9HX3)
Warren has about 12% in Vermont.
Mindless Joe, about 21%
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (sy5kK)
If somebody makes a corvette c3 with awd I am in.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (HALdu)
They gave him a shot of speed tonight. He'll crash tonight and sleep for 4 days.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
And the weather.....and Sharks....with LASERS.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (xSo9G)
And the crazies got on stage!
This is LIT!
Posted by: Czech Chick at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (haWye)
Wut? this sounds awesome. Bernie Bros going nutzo?
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: vampires at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (Zz0t1)
A nose baby?
Posted by: Low Information Voter at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (ufFY8)
IRA. Can't tell his wife from his sister. He sounds like he's had some
sort of cognitive event. Serious.
Are they giving Joe uppers to get him through this?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (DY3v8)
The biggest loser tonight, by far, is Mini Mike Bloomberg. His "political" consultants took him for a ride. $700 million washed down the drain, and he got nothing for it but the nickname Mini Mike, and the complete destruction of his reputation. Way to go Mike!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (dphKJ)
"Lord, give me chastity and continence, but not yet!"
Probably how he got the procrastinators patronage.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Joe "Chinatown" Biden at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (flINI)
He'd better get his meds straight before the first debate with PDT.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
So would I. Maybe Klobber's endorsement actually had an effect?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (oVJmc)
You seen those eyes? Cue Capt Quint...
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (ykYG2)
Metro areas are bookoo crazy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (aA3+G)
I'll be working Thur-Fri-Sat (and a Wed every other week). I'm happy its Dayshifts. I worked midshift for 14 years. I miss seeing the sun.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (ce3ya)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (rCwaK)
They better be careful with that....His heart will explode along with his eye.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JackStraw
-------
Sometimes I can't tell the difference.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (CUU+W)
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (90yTk)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (ZLI7S)
Joe deserves a pass on this one, they were standing by his sides, so out of his line of sight, and frankly, he is stunned that he is still alive in the race.
Haha, some Bernie bros crashing Joe's speech.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (sy5kK)
I do not even remotely have a theory of what he MIGHT have meant with that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (JCrfD)
Suburbans wound up getting a big chunk of the Impala buyer demographic, as sedans shrank in size.
And I pulled a dumb stunt with my Suburban today. There was an aluminum tube hanging down under the right side of the body, and i was afraid it would snag on the ground, or a snowdrift. Figured it was a line to the rear A/C, which is disconnected anyway. Had the bright idea to cut it out. Got a big pair of snip, worried through, and the cut ends began seeping water. Not just water, but engine coolant, and it was warm. Uh-oh! I had cut a rear heater line, instead. Got a catch basin, and collected the antifreeze, which eventually quit dripping. Cleaned up the cut ends with a tubing cutter, and splinted it with a piece of half-inch heater hose and clamps. Tied it back up out of harm's way with a piece of webbing.
Overall, probably a good thing I did this, now. I'm at home, and my stuff is here. And had I neglected it, and it got damaged on the road, I could have lost all the coolant in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (ufFY8)
IRA. Can't tell his wife from his sister. He sounds like he's had some
sort of cognitive event. Serious.
Are they giving Joe uppers to get him through this?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at M
I bet they're shooting him up with B vitamins right before every appearance.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
As I said a couple days ago, we're the John McCain of voting. Everyone's a freaking maverick.
Predict how MN will vote, and we'll turn out for someone else, just to prove you wrong.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 10:32 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (ce3ya)
++++++++++++++
Congrats on seeing the sun! It made a huge difference in my life.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (Rc4So)
My wife.
My sister.
My wife
Posted by: Joe "Chinatown" Biden at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (aS1PU)
LOL!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (cF8AT)
You could say the same of any of the Dems, I suppose.
I wonder if Dems are smart enough to be frightened of the word "socialist" but not smart enough to realize they're all socialists.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:30 PM (xS
Why? I can't bring myself to watch!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (FTlwv)
This is where we are. Half our country is fine with this guy "in charge."
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: A dude in MI at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (SxBH1)
"He doesn't sound contrite in that speech at all - sounds like he intends to fight on."
This in nutbaggery from a someone who knows that Sanders has the majority of delegates.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (32YRo)
Didn't Burny have a stage-rushing incident just last week?
The Dems are really lucky the Republicans aren't as crazy as they are. They need to get a handle on security, stat.
Either that, or hire Keith Richards to stand up there and bash the hell out of them with a Telecaster.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM
Trump should tweet @ mini Mike. Must be this tall to ride!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (hLKSS)
I do not even remotely have a theory of what he MIGHT have meant with that.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at March
He is not ok with terrorists managing our retirement funds.
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (TLxpZ)
"Lord, give me chastity and continence, but not yet!"
Probably how he got the procrastinators patronage.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM (UfRqq)
I think that was more Augustine mocking himself and how he used to be a bit of a turd in his youth.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (90yTk)
Don't let your dog anywhere near that anti-freeze AOP. Bad shit, even fatal.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (dphKJ)
* * * *
Congratulations on the shift work!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
I just did 4 months of 8 hours, M-F and holidays off. It was overrated. I haven't worked that too much over the years. I've mostly done shift work.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (ce3ya)
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:28 PM (Zz0t1)
********
Don't knock it until you try it
Posted by: Pete Buttjugs at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster
Authentic frontier gibberish.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (Z+uwH)
Depressed.
Because they KNOW he wouldn't actually be President, a nice cabal of Deep State actors would really be in charge.
And for half the US, that's just fine.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (j9HX3)
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (aS1PU)
Let Dairy Die was the protest group that got on stage. They're agin' dairy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (lbYzk)
Saw Johnny Winter once kick a guy a couple of times as he tried to get on stage.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (90yTk)
Biden just referred to his wife as his sister.
Hunter referred to his sister-in-law as his wife.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (oVJmc)
More likely someone who knows that the DNC fix is now in.
It's not going be Burny, even if they have to make the first item on the convention floor a rules amendment.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
Well he is winning in the South right now, so
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (CUU+W)
"political" consultants took him for a ride. $700 million washed down
the drain, and he got nothing for it but the nickname Mini Mike, and the
complete destruction of his reputation. Way to go Mike!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:31 PM
That's the problem with having a bottomless pit of money to spend. The people you're paying have no incentive to tell you the truth. If they do the paychecks stop.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (TLxpZ)
He's been in touch with Lord Mountbatten about the dangers of messing with the Irish Republican Army.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (l5ItC)
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:18 PM (YxML+)
Runs "The Young Turks" web broadcast or whatever. Also running for the uber hornyball Katy whatever's seat out here in California.
He's a real douchebag......I'm referring to the broadcast where he said bestiality should be allowed as long as the animal is brought to, well, conclusion.
Posted by: Sponge
He had one of the best '16 election meltdowns. He started the evening all happy, and slowly, as Trump got more and more states, the reality hit. It was a glorious youtube. I tried to find it at youtube, so I could give you the URL and it seems to be gone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
my dream car would be a mid-60s Impala SS convertible
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (iTXRQ)
'62 thru '64, or '65 thru '67?
Body style change.
The '64 is the classic convertible, IMO.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: trev006 at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (ungXm)
"This is my wife. This is my sister. They switched on me!" - Biden
Yeah, like that's never happened before.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (HaL55)
Didn't Burny have a stage-rushing incident just last week?
The Dems are really lucky the Republicans aren't as crazy as they are. They need to get a handle on security, stat.
Either that, or hire Keith Richards to stand up there and bash the hell out of them with a Telecaster.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
Milwaukee is gonna be lit!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (Z+uwH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
But it tastes SOOO GOOOD!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (Zz0t1)
The skulls of your enemies are more environmentally friendly than plastic cups.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Czech Chick at March
so, this is how the do things you are from?
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (dphKJ)
Let Dairy Die was the protest group that got on stage. They're agin' dairy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (rCwaK)
I hope they come to Milwaukee. They'll be really popular amongst the cheeseheads.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Yeah, like that's never happened before.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (HaL55)
NOPE!! Never.
Posted by: The Olsen Twins at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (Zz0t1)
BC, I have it on good authority, the topmost, the highest, the best authority that Donald Trump's victory in November will be the biggest, most overwhelming achievement in the history of the Republic. The Democrat "margin of cheating" will pale into meaninglessness.
The Democrats, along with the slough-off parties they may spawn, will all be crushed and broken for a generation, if not for good.
Last primary, I voted Ted, warily.
Today, I voted Trump, happily!
Donald will wave his magic wand again and we will have another four years of prosperity, patriotism, and a fabulous first lady. Make America Greater Even! MAGE!
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Just type "TYT 2016 election meltdown."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (l5ItC)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: blaster at March 03, 2020 10:14 PM
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Find "Kentucky Fried Movie." Way more enjoyable.
Posted by: TheHoser at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (hio7U)
He had one of the best '16 election meltdowns. He started the evening all happy, and slowly, as Trump got more and more states, the reality hit. It was a glorious youtube. I tried to find it at youtube, so I could give you the URL and it seems to be gone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Google and YouTube have been wiping those election night breakdowns off their servers for quite a while now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Milwaukee is gonna be lit!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 10:36 PM (Z+uwH)
Donna VVVV better get the hell out of
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine
+++++++++++++
She's a looker. If you're up in the 0700 ET hour, check out my personal favorite: Lilia Fifield.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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She's a definite 1.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: It's me donna at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: kallisto at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (TgyU4)
Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn't even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Let Dairy Die was the protest group that got on stage. They're agin' dairy.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (rCwaK)
Well, that is silly.
Whenever I see kbdabear's Relevant to My Interests, I suddenly have a craving for a tall glass of warm milk.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Yes....as the evening went on, he got more pissed off. By the end of the night, I'm sure he was doing the Steven Crowder impression of him yelling "THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!!" everywhere......It was BEAUTIFUL.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma
...probably to the tune of "Rock Me Amadeus".
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (P1f+c)
They're the vegan Antifa?
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (pPNCa)
Joe memorized the "All mea are created equal" lines and repeated them. He was going to make sure to get those out.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (rCwaK)
Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn't even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (cF8AT)
Yep. It's time for a serious powwow.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (flINI)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
I just ate two slices, actually.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (oZuI0)
For a PRIMARY?
How is that supposed to work?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (lbYzk)
Those are the EVIL RepubliKKKans. Just practicing for the main event later this year.
Posted by: tbodie at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (Go39q)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
It's been quite an evening!
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (xUVVX)
aren't they the ones that protested Burnie recently and showed their saggys?
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (iTXRQ)
He had one of the best '16 election meltdowns. He started the evening all happy, and slowly, as Trump got more and more states, the reality hit. It was a glorious youtube. I tried to find it at youtube, so I could give you the URL and it seems to be gone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Google and YouTube have been wiping those election night breakdowns off their servers for quite a while now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5k
Tons of videos of it here:
https://tinyurl.com/wcyd5t2
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: jmel at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (flINI
We had the '78 Fairmont Wagon. Had a 5-speed in it. It was actually fun. It was a company car my dad had. He ended up blowing the transmission doing reverse drops.
Shop said it looked like it went into reverse and 3rd at the same time. "What the hell did you do to this thing?!?"
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: eleven at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
I wonder if the DNC is going to get Antifa or Hells Angels for the security at the convention center.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (Z+uwH)
If they go with Biden, they still lose the election but they get the black vote to come out and they help shore up the downticket races.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (oVJmc)
"The Dems are really lucky the Republicans aren't as crazy as they are. They need to get a handle on security, stat."
The problem for the Dems: how will they tell the crazies apart from the delegates?
A soy boi or fat trannie with tats and hair dyed 5 different colors would raise alarms at a Trump rally. At a Dem event, hell, that might be someone's campaign manager.
And if they get turned away, they'll scream "oppression" and "white privilege!"
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (dOV9E)
I'm laughing out loud. So many illegals and non-citizens on the voter rolls there, what does it matter?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:25 PM (sy5kK)
There was a suit to cull a bunch of bad voters off the SoCal rolls that won. I think it happened and there was some confusion about the new books at the primary. They were labeled by zip code when the districts aren't aligned to the zip codes.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (E2o2V)
No whey!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:41 PM (NWiLs)
For a PRIMARY?
How is that supposed to work?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:29 PM (lbYzk)
They actually might be.
The early reports were Republicans were either only allowed to vote with the Dem ballot or not at all in SEVERAL locations in South Texas.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Archer at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (w6f/8)
aren't they the ones that protested Burnie recently and showed their saggys?
Posted by: DB- just DB
They are udderly ridiculous.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (Z+uwH)
Warren is definitely going to be a distant third in her home state.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (lbYzk)
I'm in the 'burbs now, not close to the action.
(Unless I get a job down there.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (d6Ksn)
I just ate two slices, actually.....
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm super hungry right now, but it's kind of too late to eat. I'm getting a headache.
Mmmmm. Cheese....
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM
That road was always scary in the winter!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (hLKSS)
Elizabeth "Pocahontas" Warren, other than Mini Mike, was the loser of the night. She didn't even come close to winning her home state of Massachusetts. Well, now she can just sit back with her husband and have a nice cold beer!
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (cF8AT)
Wow. I used to think that twisting the knife was bad. I've changed my mind. This is glorious.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (YxML+)
Depressed.
Because they KNOW he wouldn't actually be President, a nice cabal of Deep State actors would really be in charge.
And for half the US, that's just fine.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE!
Similar to Obama. Obama was stupid, lazy, and a narcissist who was easily manipulated. Biden is just mentally deficient.
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (ce3ya)
You wouldn't see it in a Bond movie. You wouldn't see it in a Marvel movie. This lust for power is true-to-life evil in the creepiest, most bone-chilling way I can imagine. It's so palpably horrid and unnecessary, it can't be anything else.
Sometimes I can see very clearly why God stepped in. Pray often.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (uEbPt)
I'm super hungry right now, but it's kind of too late to eat. I'm getting a headache.
Mmmmm. Cheese....
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! Sorry.....didn't mean to tempt ya.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (Zz0t1)
need my zzzzz
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (iTXRQ)
*weirdos show up to protest basic dietary staples*
"...MOTHERF------"
Posted by: Biden's campaign director at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (90yTk)
Newscaster who looks like the unfunny fat guy from any subpar SNL season. Erdogan fan. Booster of amoré con goat. Michael Moore caliber flop sweater. Future AOC squad member of Congress.
Posted by: Downcast at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (HALdu)
Freaking funny.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (V2Yro)
Once again, I'd recommend consulting with Keith Richards on that.
I think he'd likely advise against it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Roy at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (s50Xs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (ce3ya)
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I am allegedly on "regular office hours" but the reality is that I am on "get 'er done" hours, which means whatever it takes. You are right about the regular hours being overrated. At least we have the sunshine!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Google and YouTube have been wiping those election night breakdowns off their servers for quite a while now.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
Bah, he's not even close to his own coHostess, Anna Kasparian, an Armenian.
When she found out women were voting for Trump, she started berating them saying "I'M BETTER THAN YOU. THERE, I SAID IT!!! IM BETTER THAN YOUUU"
Comedy Gold.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM
Are you from here or lived here?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (hLKSS)
Bidet manages to get the nod.
Then a week before election he dies while trailing Trump badly.
Now imagine the DNC going full Weekend at Bernie's.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (FTlwv)
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How are you, Jinx? Feeling any better?
Posted by: bluebell at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
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Shepard Road headed toward 35E from downtown St Paul. It was a fantastic wreck. Scared the ever loving shit out of me. To know thwt there is no stopping and that you are going to crash at high speed really gets the juices flowing.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (flINI)
Once again, I'd recommend consulting with Keith Richards on that.
I think he'd likely advise against it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (lbYzk)
Bikers for Trump might be available.
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (HALdu)
I do not even remotely have a theory of what he MIGHT have meant with that.
Must be the NRA, because it sure wouldn't be the IRS.
Posted by: t-bird at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (CMq2e)
Posted by: TheHoser at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (hio7U)
I'm in the 'burbs now, not close to the action.
(Unless I get a job down there.)
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (d6Ksn)
Good for you! Congrats!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (aA3+G)
I think he'd likely advise against it.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (lbYzk)
WHY ARRRR WEEE FOOIIIITTTINNNGGGG??!?!??
- Mick Jagger
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (Zz0t1)
I know that you either have to have a total lack of shame, or a total hatred of America, or both to sincerely cast a vote for Biden, Bernie or Warren.
To want to see any of them lead the country is a sign of sociopathy.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at March 03, 2020 10:33 PM (FTlwv)
How are you doing, Jinx?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (8mjAP)
Burny: VT, CO
TX and CA: still waiting for a call.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:27 PM (lbYzk)
I really thought that Comrade Bernie would run the table today but I guess his Red Guards had better things to do like get stoned
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (FHq2j)
Mmmmm. Cheese....
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
LOL! Sorry.....didn't mean to tempt ya.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (Zz0t1)
Dang. I'm going to have to break down and eat something!
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (V2Yro)
I'm okay either way cause I'm going to claim fix anyway!
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: not so
"He honors our people by harvesting their water."
Posted by: Paul Atredies at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (l5ItC)
145 why is there braille on the volume control of my tv remote?
Are there still Braille keys at bank drive up windows?
Same reason.
Posted by: boynsea at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (sshap)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (flINI)
In a car that either had NO seat belt or just the lap belt.
Been there, done that.
Posted by: Sponge at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 10:22 PM (Orx/W)
Amen, peasant, amen.
Posted by: David, The One True French at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March
Make history, or we'll F&*^ your sister-y?
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
The 60s style lefty protest chant basically writes itself.
"MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE!!!
MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (90yTk)
48 hour shipping anywhere!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (PkVlr)
Newscaster who looks like the unfunny fat guy from any subpar SNL season. Erdogan fan. Booster of amor con goat. Michael Moore caliber flop sweater. Future AOC squad member of Congress.
Posted by: Downcast at March 03, 2020 10:44 PM (xgpfE)
--Also has (had?) a House Armenian, some bombo with a horrible nose job.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM
Are you from here or lived here?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (hLKSS)
I use to live over in western WI and went to the cities frequently. That particular road was my back way to the Xcel Energy Center
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (lbYzk)
That's one 3am call Hillary would be ready for...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (q7/3q)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:45 PM (oZuI0)
* groans -- but in a good way *
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (YjccA)
Because they KNOW he wouldn't actually be President, a nice cabal of Deep State actors would really be in charge.
And for half the US, that's just fine.
Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (j9HX3)
Or the Southerners know better than to let a Commie get anywhere near controlling a major American Party.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (7WaWV)
48 hour shipping anywhere!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (PkVlr)
That is NOT good.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:43 PM (hLKSS)
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Major Thanksgiving ice storm in either '79 or '80. Sheet ice everywhere... but I HAD to go out. 17 year old boys and clear thinking don't go together.
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:34 PM (aA3+G)
It soaked its way into the snow-covered ground pretty quick. The dog has never expressed interest in antifreeze, fortunately, but I am always careful to never leave open containers within reach of pets.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (8mjAP)
I saw that something like 13% of the "youth vote" actually bothered to, you know, vote.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Puddleglum at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (ce3ya)
Posted by: not so
Trump is a real humanitarian, putting those donks out of their misery.
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (xUVVX)
The 60s style lefty protest chant basically writes itself.
"MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE!!!
MILK MILK LEMONADE
AROUND THE CORNER FUDGE IS MADE!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (90yTk)
lol.
Posted by: DR.WTF at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (G9Y8y)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (dphKJ)
Posted by: Downcast at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (xgpfE)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:37 PM (ykYG2)
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Darn! I was hoping for some intercession.
That will be 3 Our Fathers and 3 Hail Marys for being less than forthright... /jk
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (WFcrO)
I thought that guy's name was Al Franken.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (PUmDY)
--That was my big WTF showing of the night.
And Sanders is from next door, and isn't he second???
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
I'm okay either way cause I'm going to claim fix anyway!
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 10:46 PM (Jzz++)
Not sure why anyone is shocked that a bunch of Red States avoided voting for a Commie or a bunch of Southern States avoided voting for a Carpetbagger from New York City who is as rude as a sandpaper massage.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (eoQWY)
More than that, he's a big commie/Burnye bro who started something called the "Justice Democrats," which seeks to take over Congress by installing anti-American progressives in office sorta like Soros is doing with DA's.
He's dangerous. Also, sheep fear him.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March
she was her husband's third choice too
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (PUmDY)
94 East bound, the curve by St.Joes at Marion. 78 Cordoba (yep Corinthian leather!) ice storm rush hour ass end came around, did two rotations, was waiting for impact. somehow all the cars managed to avoid me and I them. When my rotations were done, I was facing the right direction so I just kept going. Guy pulls up next to me, I was still in shock but moving, he honks his horn and gives me the thumbs up. LOL
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (hLKSS)
Posted by: not so
Trump is a real humanitarian, putting those donks out of their misery.
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (xUVVX)
The funny thing is the Dems are so contrarian, it might even keep her in the race!
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:52 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:52 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (E2o2V)
Obligatory: No whey!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 10:52 PM (8mjAP)
Cya ya two-legged slob.
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:52 PM (dphKJ)
Oh, definitely. I think they finally figured out that Burny means it when he says he wants to take all their shit. It's not just a scam.
Also, apparently Gaylord gave a muted nod to Plugs last night.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:52 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (E2o2V)
Obligatory: No whey!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 10:52 PM (8mjAP)
SNORT
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:49 PM (PUmDY)
--That was my big WTF showing of the night.
And Sanders is from next door, and isn't he second???
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
She should have listened when Bernie didn't tell her a woman couldn't be president.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (1CjJc)
https://tinyurl.com/wcyd5t2
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (cF8AT)
Thanks
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (obh/i)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-KeTNU-ods
Saw it was a roast and I was about to turn it off, but I couldn't. Watched all the way through. What a spectacular line-up of wow-were-they-younger-then-(and-still-alive) stars.
On Vulcan, we have a saying: 'Only Don Rickles could roast Frank Sinatra.'
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (V2Yro)
145 why is there braille on the volume control of my tv remote?
Why does Sesame Street, a show for pre-readers, get so smug about being 'close-captioned for the deaf?'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (dphKJ)
48 hour shipping anywhere!
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (PkVlr)
Hiya nurse!
*cancels Petri dish order*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM
Cool. Now it's just one big pothole. But our bike lanes are all nicely paved, of course nobody is on them til April. Pricks.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (hLKSS)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (HaL55)
Minnesota is the most surprising to me.
Plugs spent essentially zero dollars there, and Burny actually beat Scankles there in 2016.
Apparently Klobber's endorsement actually counts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (lbYzk)
Somebody needed to put a stop to this.
Posted by: ALH at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (Orx/W)
Hiya nurse!
*cancels Petri dish order*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (YjccA)
Posted by: not so
---------
Trump has cleverly conned Bloomie into pumping up the economy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (xSo9G)
The message, viewed by The Seattle Times, said the employee worked out of the company's Brazil office building, at Ninth Avenue and Republican Street in South Lake Union.
"We're supporting the affected employee who is in quarantine", the company said in a statement.
The employee went home feeling unwell on Tuesday, Feb. 25, and has not returned to work since, the message said. The message said Amazon received word Tuesday that the employee tested positive for COVID-19
.
....
That is a building that houses operations, no top management, and no warehouse, which is 20 miles away in Kent.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (hLKSS)
********
MN drivers get it. My drivers ed instruction involved instructors flooding a parking lot in St Pauls Midway district and letting 13 15 year olds loose in '77 Monte Carlos. How else were we to learn how to drive on it??
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (flINI)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (K22Va)
The most entertaining footage TYT ever released and they hate that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (ykYG2)
Plugs spent essentially zero dollars there, and Burny actually beat Scankles there in 2016.
Apparently Klobber's endorsement actually counts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (lbYzk)
Or she would have pulled about 5 percent even if she were running.
Biden was the mainstream choice the whole time, and even Dems don't pay much attention to cable news chatter.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (eoQWY)
Replace 'Impala' with all cars nowadays.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (Cd8NC)
in. Money puts him out there as a figurehead and a bunch of fuckheads
run the country and the New World Order is back in bidness!
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (K22Va)
The RINOs and squishes will vote for Biden they won't vote for Sanders. And I think no matter how bad Biden does they will still vote for him because OrangeManBad.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (FHq2j)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
That's why I downloaded every single one I could find. It was impossible to find the full Young Turks one for a long time, and then one day I did. It's 12 hours long.
They were the best entertainment of the night. YouTube Election Night in America is good too. MSNBC, CBS, ABC. So many hours of hateful people getting a royal comeuppance. So many hours of pure glee.
I'm listening to the Turks now laugh at Trump for being worried that Melania is going to vote for Hillary, and "following her around because he doesn't trust her."
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (+rl9X)
Posted by: Pete in Texas at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (2RBkF)
The south etc.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (Jzz++)
48 hour shipping anywhere!
Posted by: nurse ratched
They can't/won't stop people from shitting on sidewalks and they're gonna fix an epidemic?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (l5ItC)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
I'm not surprised Sanders got the Southern states. Maine and MA do surprise me. I guess the Southies outvoted all those university snots.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)
Sort of. In a way. But not to be construed as "going steady" or anything like that. He's given permission for some of his consiglieres and soldiers to endorse Bidet.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: not so
---------
Trump has cleverly conned Bloomie into pumping up the economy.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (xSo9G)
He needs to get him to send that to something other than the MSM. Well I suppose local channels get a cut too.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (PUmDY)
Wrecker driver put his hook under the wheel well and pulled the metal off my tire. Good to go.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (obh/i)
"They're all Trumps. They never prepare."
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (+rl9X)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 10:51 PM (HALdu)
Lol. Thanks for the laugh, now to read.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (+rl9X)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM
LOL. I always took my kids out in parking lots in slippery conditions and let them have at it, better to learn there than on the road.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (hLKSS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM (sy5kK)
thanks for clarifying
so basically rank & file techies work there?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (G546f)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
I'm not surprised Sanders got the Southern states. Maine and MA do surprise me. I guess the Southies outvoted all those university snots.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 03, 2020 10:57 PM (d6Ksn)
I'm not sure even the Uni Snots in the south like Sanders. Remember the cheers Trump got at the LSU championship game?
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (eoQWY)
He told Robert Francis "You're damn right I'm coming after your AR-15s" O'Rourke that he would tap O'Rourke to head up his national gun control policy if he got elected.
That's going to lead to some brutal campaign advertising if he gets the nomination. And if groveling to that speed freak weirdo didn't even get him Texas, I'm going to laugh my ass off.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 10:59 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 10:55 PM
LOL. I always took my kids out in parking lots in slippery conditions and let them have at it, better to learn there than on the road.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (hLKSS)
I learned a lot in a cemetery - actual roads, and if I really messed up it saves a lot of time.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 10:59 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
Still dealing with the cold. But that's all it is. No flu, no coronavirus. Chest Xray and blood work all OK.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:00 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2020 11:00 PM (PyhP9)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:00 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (G546f)
Pawns in game of life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
Plugs spent essentially zero dollars there, and Burny actually beat Scankles there in 2016.
Apparently Klobber's e
Endorsement actually counts.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM
I also don't think Omar's Bernie rally helped. She rubs a lot of people outstate the wrong way.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (hLKSS)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (Rc4So)
slippery conditions and let them have at it, better to learn there than
on the road.
Posted by: Minnfidel
Go karts are excellent training...for something...(actually the grandson has drifting down pretty well)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (l5ItC)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (rpxSz)
"Of course they did, sir. Now give Mommy that pointy fork."
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 03, 2020 11:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: cool breeze at March 03, 2020 11:02 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: nip at March 03, 2020 11:02 PM (cpS4u)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:02 PM (+rl9X)
you used to be fun.
night night yall. I'm jumping in the sack with my book.
*smooches!*
Posted by: nurse ratched at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at March 03, 2020 11:02 PM
The Paolo, he has, how you say, beaten you to the punch!
Posted by: Paolo at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:01 PM (lbYzk)
easy there bud
we got feeling too
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (rpxSz)
Big house, shaky foundation.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (l3+k2)
https://tinyurl.com/wcyd5t2
Posted by: Tami at March 03, 2020 10:40 PM (cF8AT)
All I'm getting is the Young Smirks.
Posted by: Braenyard at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (obh/i)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Maybe he just drinks like a Hillary.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (nvMvs)
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (l3+k2)
+++++++++++==
FIFY.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (Rc4So)
they had signs saying limit of 5 per customer on
water
sugar,rice, or flour
lysol
disinfectant wipes
and they seemed out of lysol disinfectant spray
which, btw, why isn't there another brand of that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Paolo at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: cool breeze at March 03, 2020 11:02 PM (UGKMd)
big tent turned out to be a small teepee
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (rpxSz)
FOX News hosts are acting like Biden is winning tonight in a blowout.
They don't seem to understand how Democratic delegates are apportioned.
Sanders is likely to win Texas and has already been declared the winner
in California. Once the delegates are divvied up, it's entirely possible
that Bernie remains ahead of Biden.
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (nvMvs)
News anchors are not the sharpest tools in a shed.
They are simply tools.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 11:05 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:05 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:05 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (PUmDY)
.--------
HALP! I'M BEING OPPRESSED. COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM!!!
Posted by: Dennis at March 03, 2020 11:05 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (rpxSz)
OMG. I'm laughing like a hyena.
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)
and they seemed out of lysol disinfectant spray
which, btw, why isn't there another brand of that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM
rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 11:06 PM (hLKSS)
Big house, shaky foundation at war with itself.
Posted by: davidt at March 03, 2020 11:03 PM (l3+k2)
It's a bitch.
I know.
Posted by: House of Usher at March 03, 2020 11:06 PM (ufFY8)
Dude, it's Super Tuesday. They're all watching election returns at Paolo's.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 03, 2020 11:06 PM (xkSJa)
In which state?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:00 PM (lbYzk)
Cuba
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:06 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at March 03, 2020 11:06 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/rwqhvh8
With 3 on the tree!
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (K22Va)
I have several Studebakers with 3 on the tree. The Lark in Arizona has it, and I have been driving it a fair bit lately. Starting to get proficient again.
It's not like you ever really forget how to do it, but to be able to do it unconsciously, as a second nature, yeah, that slips away.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:06 PM (8mjAP)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (Jzz++)
thanks for clarifying
so basically rank & file techies work there?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 10:58 PM (G546f)
Amazon has maybe a dozen multi-story buildings in downtown Seattle, and more across Lake Washington, in Bellevue.
They have a lot of programmers, and a lot of marketing people, in addition to operations, accounting, etc.
The marketing group works with the small to medium independent sellers to optimize their web pages on Amazon, and part of their pay comes from how those independent sellers are successful on the Amazon platform.
The seller ships a quantity of their product to Amazon warehouse (s) and then Amazon handles the physical shipping and returns.
Amazon takes between 20% to 30% of the selling price for this. Small sellers offload the pick, pack, and ship function and don't need to pay for their own warehouse and people.
There are probably a few thousand of these employees.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (G546f)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (V2Yro)
they had signs saying limit of 5 per customer on
water
sugar,rice, or flour
lysol
disinfectant wipes
and they seemed out of lysol disinfectant spray
which, btw, why isn't there another brand of that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (G546f)
--In Japan, the national gov't had to tell the peeps that there was plenty of TP, no need to hoard it.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (oZuI0)
Big house, shaky foundation.
Posted by: davidt
--------
The group hug with Butterjug and Klobbie was so obvious as to be painful.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (V2Yro)
Why? All she has to do is quit buying useless ads.
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (eoQWY)
Sponge #159: Wait. Warren was actually born in Oklahoma?
I thought that was a lie too.....
Alas, it is true. The exact location of her birth has been kept secret, and the surrounding area has been fenced off and marked with radioactivity warnings after the spot was nuked from space, then salted. It's blocked out on Google maps. But if you stand downwind, you can tell.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 11:09 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (PUmDY)
First delegates, First time getting over 1 percent on the ballot...
Posted by: Oldcat at March 03, 2020 11:09 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (flINI)
which, btw, why isn't there another brand of that?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia
----
Clorox makes hydrogen peroxide wipes - not quite as versatile as the spray but still. . .
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (PyhP9)
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)
+++++++++++
A guy on a street corner offered to shoot me up with the stuff that the DNC is using to keep Biden lucid.
I opted in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)
For its 50th anniversary, IIHS smashed a 2009 Chevy Malibu against a 1959 Bel Air. No surprise who won the altercation.
https://tinyurl.com/sz53bp4
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (L2ZTs)
Sponge #159: Wait. Warren was actually born in Oklahoma?
I thought that was a lie too.....
Alas, it is true. The exact location of her birth has been kept secret, and the surrounding area has been fenced off and marked with radioactivity warnings after the spot was nuked from space, then salted. It's blocked out on Google maps. But if you stand downwind, you can tell.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:08 PM (Cd8NC)
Me Come from Great Land
Soaring Flat Land
Land of Great River Crab and Mud Potatoes
Posted by: Fauxcahontas With Tenure at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)
Brit Hume
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (nvMvs)
News is a business.
They are trying to make people keep watching, sounding like its a Horse race.
One of the great disservices cable TV did was take the evening news, and try to make money off it.
It was once a loss that all the major networks did for the good of the country. Now, its entertainment.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (NgKpN)
That fuckstick didn't pull anything off. He's a puppet dancing on strings with someone else's words coming out of his mouth.
Fools.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (PUmDY)
"apparently Gaylord gave a muted nod to Plugs last night."
If Preznit Obamagieg is back on the scene, maybe Joe found his stash.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (q7/3q)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (flINI)
Please don't eat a pistol
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Truck Monkey
LOL. I always took my kids out in parking lots in slippery conditions and let them have at it, better to learn there than on the road.
Posted by: Minnfidel
I learned a lot in a cemetery - actual roads, and if I really messed up it saves a lot of time.
Posted by: Oldcat
Us outstate types (well, formerly outstate) learned while ice fishing. Not much to hit on a lake, unless there were spearing holes.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
Joey, have you ever been on a Turkish TV show?
Posted by: Captain Oveur! at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
Whore. Bitch. Putrescence.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:07 PM (axyOa)
Diogenes, you really need to learn how to open up and express how you really feel.
/s
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (sy5kK)
can't really spray it in the air though?
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (G546f)
I can feel it spraying in the air tonight
Oh lor-ord...
Posted by: Philbin Collins at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (ufFY8)
Thanks!! What a bunch of arrogant, smug, stupid assholes.
I especially like the woman who apparently was wrong on everyithing saying she hates all women who voted for Trump because WE are so stupid.
Nice recap of what we're fighting against.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (YxML+)
"apparently Gaylord gave a muted nod to Plugs last night."
If Preznit Obamagieg is back on the scene, maybe Joe found his stash.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March
some ette said he snorted come
didn't know that was a thing
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Yeah, I've tried multiple ways of wording the search and it is gone.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: db at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (YjccA)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (a4EWo)
fun
Posted by: vmom 2020 non vado al Italia at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (q7/3q)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (Gylu/)
it, and I have been driving it a fair bit lately. Starting to get
proficient again.
Nice. I remember first gear was so short it was screaming at 10 or so mph. No plastic with wing windows. Loved that thing.
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (E2o2V)
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (Z7lwY)
Brit Hume
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:11 PM (rpxSz)
--------
Naww. Dude's too busy trying to peel off a sexy little vinyl demi shelf bra from his viciously abused nipples to notice.
Posted by: Dennis at March 03, 2020 11:15 PM (XVuno)
He was only sentenced to 3 years but stayed for 5...
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 11:04 PM (flINI)
That might have been the last year they had the "garage" position on the ignition lock. The lock bezel had an extended key slot that cradled the head of the key. One stop to the right from the "locked" position was "garage", then "ignition on", and finally "crank". You could remove the key when the lock was in "garage" position, and, without the key, switch from there to "ignition on" and "crank", and back, as often as you please. You needed to have the key IN the lock to switch it to the "locked" position, and then the key could be withdrawn.
I once had a '64 Vauxhall Victor, made by GM of England, and it had such a lock. I used to drive it for weeks at a time with nary a key in the lock. But nobody ever stole Vauxhalls.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:15 PM (kFbgw)
Us outstate types (well, formerly outstate) learned while ice fishing. Not much to hit on a lake, unless there were spearing holes.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 11:12 PM (P1f+c)
What about the herds of wild Zambonis, roving free in their natural habitat?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at March 03, 2020 11:15 PM (Wm5SB)
Nice recap of what we're fighting against.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (YxML+)
--That would be that House Armenian bitch with the nose job.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (oZuI0)
My family owned a share of a big barracks-style ski lodge at a California ski resort.
The huge, icy parking lot was empty at night, so of course the teenagers competed on who could perform the most impressive driving maneuvers on an ice sheet.
Excellent winter driving practice.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (I2/tG)
https://tinyurl.com/rdqwztd
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (+rl9X)
And he's been moving around and hooting up a storm all night. I wonder if he's building a nest somewhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Jose Feliciano, blinded by the light at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)
+++++++++++++++++
To upset '20, they must undo '16? Or is it just because every media and internet outlet are all-in together and are wiping it away to make them look sane leading up to the election and, in case the unthinkable happens and Trump wins again, to prevent comparisons?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 10:54 PM (lbYzk)
Or they're cheating for him. Not unheard of.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:17 PM (+rl9X)
It's Gropey vs. Commie from here on out.
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 11:17 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 11:17 PM (PUmDY)
==
and that little owl was me
Posted by: Mike blOOmberg hoot hoot at March 03, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 03, 2020 11:18 PM (uM6CE)
Last one I saw was in flight at dusk. Very low to the ground. Didn't register with me what the heck it was until I saw the flat face from the side.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:18 PM (+rl9X)
The most entertaining footage TYT ever released and they hate that.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (ykYG2)
He really has a punch face.
So freakin full of smug.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 11:18 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 03, 2020 11:17 PM (PUmDY)
He's still a joke to me.
Posted by: LASue at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (YxML+)
Being Humanitarian I will accept answer
Being Misanthropic I wouldn't
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (aA3+G)
Gottdammerung! Impressively
May have to let Mrs Bog know Salma has competition for second place
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (Jzz++)
I think because when I was a kid my parents sometimes called me an owl because I had big eyes
(and possibly the ability to swivel my head 180 degrees, but there's no evidence of that)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (G546f)
I didn't see a link to a vid in the linked article, so I went a-searching. Really LOL'd at this. Can't understand much of his French, so it's even funnier, because, obvious mess.
French Soyboy floods his neighborhood with Orbeez!
https://youtu.be/6Ssx_p0XWWw
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (Gylu/)
Doesn't matter. If Burny goes into the convention with anything less than an overwhelming majority (and maybe even if he does), they're going to screw him.
And if it means Milwaukee burns, they'll happily pay that price.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (lbYzk)
Wallace - "its back into the cake.." sniff
Brit: "Uh, no, its not, everyone recognizes when some is just making gaffs or is off his nut, Chris."
I thought Wallace was going to cry.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 03, 2020 10:56 PM (ykYG2)
He really has a punch face.
So freakin full of smug.
Posted by: LASue at March
you kind of do the angry thing
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (HALdu)
And he's been moving around and hooting up a storm all night. I wonder if he's building a nest somewhere.
Posted by: Tom Servo at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (V2Yro)
Saw a beautiful big white owl, Snowy Owl, I guess, fly across the road here a few days ago.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (kFbgw)
They just love him. "He's so handsome. He is so intelligent. He's so brave."
They were not receptive to the comment "I s*** guys d****!!" is no basis for running for president.
He'll be back and will get a shitton of support.
Le sigh.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (PyhP9)
She is yelling at the TV, "the kid's gonna have a fucking meltdown!"
I'm amused.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 11:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Pierre Delecto
Stall doors, working the gloryholes?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at March 03, 2020 11:22 PM (q7/3q)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 11:22 PM (CDGwz)
She is yelling at the TV, "the kid's gonna have a fucking meltdown!"
I'm amused.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March
you know that show went off the air in 2000
/
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 11:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:21 PM (lbYzk)
++++++++++++
Why would anyone allow a major party convention during an election year to occur in their city? It's trouble waiting to happen.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:23 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls
Little known fact: wild zambonis are actually nocturnal.
That's why you don't see outdoor NHL hockey, other than that one game in January. It's easier to keep them on-schedule when they're always indoors.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 11:23 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 11:23 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 11:22 PM (CDGwz)
He's not Gropey or Commie.
The real mystery is why anyone at this point is still voting for Lieawatha.
Posted by: DocJ at March 03, 2020 11:23 PM (DU2N9)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 03, 2020 11:10 PM (flINI)
Fox is redistributing its ratings because they feel bad for the competition.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2020 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:18 PM (+rl9X)
I have some owl pictures I took a few years ago. Maybe I can send one to MisHum.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:24 PM (kFbgw)
Posted by: Boss Moss at March 03, 2020 11:14 PM (E2o2V)
Actually yes.
Sinop Turkey. Stationed there for a year.
Some of the walls there date back to the Hittites.
Brutal.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:24 PM (axyOa)
https://tinyurl.com/w7vlxfk
https://tinyurl.com/trjm8ps
https://tinyurl.com/qof52bb
https://tinyurl.com/qwrxlqq
https://tinyurl.com/syzjf2b
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2020 11:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 03, 2020 11:25 PM (aA3+G)
/
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 11:23 PM (HALdu)
lol, tell that to the actors.
It's still on.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 03, 2020 11:25 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:24 PM (kFbgw)
pet thread?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:25 PM (G546f)
didn't know that was a thing
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu)
CDC says it cures sinus infections.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 11:25 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:25 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2020 11:24 PM (Y8PSl)
++++++++++++
It doesn't work that way. Thankfully, ratings aren't zero-sum. They can *all* lose.
And I hope they do. Lose hard and deep and raw.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:25 PM (Rc4So)
https://tinyurl.com/voc3e73
https://tinyurl.com/vh64mew
https://tinyurl.com/whdhk9z
https://tinyurl.com/qpbwrhk
https://tinyurl.com/sjn62ks
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2020 11:26 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: not so at March 03, 2020 11:26 PM (HALdu)
Nice. There's one that makes the rounds here a couple of times a winter (likely when the neighborhood vole population has built up enough to make it worth his while to come and visit). I hear him, but I've only seen him once. Looked out the front door one dark morning and he was sitting right on the front gate near the bird feeder (the voles come to eat the seeds the birds drop).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:27 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)
I think it's fascinating that even a small percentage of the population can be turned out to vote for a guy they have only seen in ads.
Fascinating and scary.
Posted by: JackStraw at March 03, 2020 11:27 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:27 PM (rpxSz)
It's 4 minutes of joy. Honestly it was funny before the election - now it is one of the funniest things you'll ever see.
https://gofile.io/?c=0s5Rw5
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:28 PM (LbVio)
Kristen Soltis Andersen kind of reminds me of that Kristen Connolly chick from Cabin in the Woods.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2020 11:28 PM (eXA4G)
Just when my blood pressure was going up listening to the Fox News slobberfest.
Now it's going up for a good reason.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:28 PM (axyOa)
China is sending a plane to evacuate Chinese students from the epidemic epicenter of Qom. (Rumor has it that the epidemic started with Chinese Muslim students in Qom.)
Better yet, the Iraqi anti-American Shiite cleric, Muqtada Sadr, is rumored to have been hospitalized in Iraq due to coronavirus (he was in Qom until recently).
The coronavirus outbreak in Iran is "not that big of a deal," Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei said on Tuesday, urging citizens to pray against the virus.
"This calamity is not that big of a deal, and that there have been bigger ones in the past," Khamenei was quoted as saying by the semi-official Mehr news agency on Tuesday.
Khamenei called on Iranians to pray against the virus "as prayer can solve many problems."
No word on whether the Supreme Leader thinks applying mineral oil to the anus protects against coronavirus.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (I2/tG)
Bloomfield is hoping for a contested convention.
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says, work longer, harder , earn credits for more free stuff at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (ePWRo)
One of the companies Mr. WDS sells to has been told they cannot accept product from WA
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 03, 2020 11:22 PM (CDGwz)
--Speaking in my most detached, academic way, Mike *did* do a good job as mayor of a Demotard circus of a city. What's the most important aspect of a mayor's job? Quality of life in the city you govern. What's the most important aspect of quality of life? Low crime, *especially* violent crime. Mike beat even Rudy on that score. Black Lives Matter? Mike's policies literally saved hundreds of black lives. But no, since Rudy is Trump's attorney and also did "Stop and Frisk" [ sic ], now Mike has to supplicate himself before the Demotard congregation and apologize for being effective against crime.
Demotards claim to be about science and facts and shit, but in the end they're all about the feelz, not the realz.
Fuck 'em.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (oZuI0)
only 58% would be happy with Joe as nominee
opening for Trump
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:27 PM (rpxSz)
++++++++++++
Because they want Bernie.
I am going to do my bit, but do *not* hang any hopes on CO. CO is perhaps the most successful in methodical demographic shift and party machinations in history. This is a deep blue state from a statewide election standpoint. Most of the state is very conservative, but the Front Range isn't. The Front Range is ever-deepening blue. The rest of the state doesn't matter for statewide elections, and I don't see Trump winning the Fort CollinsDenver corridor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Oldcat
I think that's it. "Liberals" on the east and west coasts don't understand that most liberals in the rest of the country aren't as extreme as they are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:16 PM (Rc4So)
A lot of them embarrassed themselves professionally that night.
My favorites were Martha Raddatz of ABC crying on air, and Rachel Maddow looking like someone stole all the batteries from her dildos.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)
And while the counting is only about 80% complete, it looks like Jeff Sessions (31.5%) and Tommy Tuberville (33%) will face off in the runoff.
Doug Jones was unopposed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (wwSQm)
Since only 13% of them even bothered to vote today, I don't see that threat impressing anyone. It's funny, though.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (lbYzk)
Some kind of Barn Owl? It's call is known for sounding like "who cooks for you". It did keep speechifying like that for like 10 minutes and then stopped.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (LbVio)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at March 03, 2020 11:28 PM (eXA4G)
She reminds me of the kind of girl you bring home to meet mom but she has her eye on dad.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (axyOa)
Driving on old shell road , Mobile, flipped cigarette out window but smoke went thru back window and started a fire. My quick thinking friend opened a Millers and put it out.
Posted by: blue sun at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (WX+x0)
...
"This calamity is not that big of a deal, and that there have been bigger ones in the past," Khamenei was quoted as saying by the semi-official Mehr news agency on Tuesday.
...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2020 11:29 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++++
Isn't "calamity" well into "big deal" territory by definition?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (Rc4So)
Chump.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (d6mdH)
Posted by: nerdygirl at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (+lVUW)
My favorites were Martha Raddatz of ABC crying on air, and Rachel Maddow looking like someone stole all the batteries from her dildos.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)
+++++++++++=
Sure, but that's been true for years.
Why scrub it now?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (Rc4So)
he gonna steal all the opinion people
Fox will fold
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (rpxSz)
Interesting. My list . . . lacks . . . diversity.
That's a good thing for countries and marriages, but not necessarily in musical and intellectual pursuits.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:32 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Splunge at March 03, 2020 11:33 PM (dOV9E)
Oklahoma Dems (an endangered and protected species) went for Bernie in 2016.
But... that was about not voting for Hillary.
I pity my poor Oklahoma Democrat Party brethren and sistren. They didn't even get the chance to vote for Zoltan Istvan or 'Rocky' de la Fuente, like I did. I had the chance I mean; I voted for the #winner.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:33 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:34 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:34 PM (uEbPt)
Might be different in the cities. Skimpy ballot this year. Only a few contests and one proposition locally.
Posted by: KT at March 03, 2020 11:34 PM (BVQ+1)
Driving on old shell road , Mobile, flipped cigarette out window but smoke went thru back window and started a fire. My quick thinking friend opened a Millers and put it out.
Posted by: blue sun at March 03, 2020 11:31 PM (WX+x0)
I had a 49 Ford P/U
it had a granny gear
when first looked at it ,thought first was fucked
my dad was like, "moron"
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:35 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
---
"Professionally"?
I don't think they think that word means what you and I do.
Posted by: Tonypete at March 03, 2020 11:35 PM (PyhP9)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 03, 2020 11:35 PM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 11:35 PM (TLxpZ)
March is prime breeding season for the larger owl species. Your boy may be advertising for a mate by hooting to show off the size of his territory.
Posted by: Basement Cat at March 03, 2020 11:35 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 11:36 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 11:35 PM (TLxpZ)
running against Chasten ?
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:37 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:37 PM (G546f)
***
Really? Your last name is Tuberville and your parents name you Tommy? He's either a superhero or a George Lucas character.
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 03, 2020 10:48 PM (7WaWV)
It is no longer 1898 and Spain is not a world power either.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: THE HAG at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (Rc4So)
--Nice.
Except in the second list a chick concealing a sweet G-string with a pair of hot paints. Seriously, what's the point?
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: DB- just DB. Ask about our Tuba Replacement Plan at March 03, 2020 10:17 PM (iTXRQ)
The white Impala convertible that Joe Pesci drove was a 61. The scene where Henry and Tommy are leaning on the back end of a 65 Impala was captioned "Idlewild Airport, 1963"
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2020 11:39 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:37 PM (axyOa)
IKR
2016 Cankles was stronger than these two
and Trump was weaker than now
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:39 PM (rpxSz)
Or a children's book/Fisher-Price toy.
"Tommy Tuberville and His Tuberville Trolley"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:39 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at March 03, 2020 11:39 PM (Rc4So)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:39 PM (G546f)
GGE......glad you are feeling better!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 03, 2020 11:40 PM (/UQ/R)
Bwahahaha
Posted by: Diogenes at March 03, 2020 11:37 PM (axyOa)
Biden/Bernie unity ticket.
Senile Socialism.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at March 03, 2020 11:40 PM (1CjJc)
As one billionaire to another!
ROFL! As Milady just said, he is brutal.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:40 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:37 PM (G546f)
super low for things like pulling stumps
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:40 PM (rpxSz)
***
Someone should quote Khamenei to the libtards, but not tell them who said it and imply is was Pence and let them rant for a while before pointing out it was their friend in Tehran....
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 11:40 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:40 PM (oZuI0)
as shitty as it sounds
-----------
Any car named after Flipper can't be all bad.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 03, 2020 11:15 PM (kFbgw)
I've heard rumors that a car thief who did steal a Vauxhall personally gave it back to the owner
Posted by: kbdabear at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (qAR6u)
Extremely low first gear. Useful for getting an extremely heavy load moving (albeit slowly) in a truck.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (sy5kK)
That's lesbiaphobia and a hate crime.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (Y8PSl)
And while the counting is only about 80% complete, it looks like Jeff Sessions (31.5%) and Tommy Tuberville (33%) will face off in the runoff.
Doug Jones was unopposed.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 11:30 PM (wwSQm)
This is the kind of stuff that has me opposed to "Operation Chaos" type actions. Because it's not just the presidential nominee that is having a primary. There are other potential races where you should be looking and not ignoring just because Trump is president.
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 11:42 PM (K22Va)
Very nice highway car, very comfortable.
Not very sporty on turns but it does have power.
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2020 11:42 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: logprof
So she can do the striptease for you twice.
Be glad they waited until now to take the picture, six layers ago she had a union suit on.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 11:42 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (rpxSz)
Brit is not there right now to push back as before - its not mean tweets - its not knowing if you're wearing pants - people know the difference, Brett. You shit head.
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 11:20 PM (Gylu/)
Via conservapedia:
Like other associates of Barack Obama, Bernardine Dohrn for example, Van Jones is a lawyer, avowed communist, associated with communist front organizations, and arrested in the aftermath of a deadly riot...
Know your enemies.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (wwSQm)
I never got the hang of manual, even though that's what I learned on
Didn't know there could be different kinds of first gear
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f)
***
I asked my libtard co-workers about lil Bloomie. They hate him only slightly less then Trump.
HAHAHAHAHAHA
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: kbdabear
His insanity plea was a cakewalk.
Posted by: mikeski at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 11:45 PM (Jzz++)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:45 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)
684 {{{{Ladyl}}}}
How are you dahlin!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (/UQ/R)
I'm doing great!
How are you?
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 11:46 PM (TdMsT)
***
Pretty sure Biden is going to be using that as an excuse at some point.
No, no I wasn't perving on that teenager. I just forgot I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. It happens you know?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 11:46 PM (WdocV)
Spent too much of my day doing exterior house repairs, trying to find a very elusive water leak.
Original builder in 2007/2008 hired some of the worst, hack, unskilled caulkers *ever*, and now seams are opening up and I'm having to cut out all the old cheap-ass acrylic latex "builder's grade" crap, clean the surfaces and re-caulk with a high-end commercial polyurethane caulk.
But after that's all done, then I've got to go into the guest bedroom, and replace an entire wall, due to water damage.
I don't mind doing "projects", but I hate doing ones that ought not have to be done.
*pours bourbon of self-pity*
And yeah, 05:30 alarm, too.
Bleh
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 03, 2020 11:47 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)
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And if the tranny looks like an ugly dude with lipstick, it's an uncanny trannie granny
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 03, 2020 11:47 PM (XVuno)
Didn't know there could be different kinds of first gear
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:44 PM (G546f)
Dad's 4x4 "farm" truck has a granny gear that has no syncromesh, and I can't double clutch it.
It is for getting out of a hole on low low 4wd, and then stopping, and shifting into a sensible gear
Posted by: Kindltot at March 03, 2020 11:47 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: blue sun at March 03, 2020 11:47 PM (WX+x0)
Maddow devoted a whole show before the election to a poll showing Hillary and Trump were running neck and neck - in South Carolina. She was just giddy at the prospect of the upcoming Hillary landslide.
Trump won South Carolina by fifteen points.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2020 11:47 PM (I2/tG)
Bloomberg will get a fair number in Cali.
Texas polls are still open. Big slowdown in Houston. Probably means that the machine is manufacturing votes (which will likely go to Biden, I'd think).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:48 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at March 03, 2020 11:48 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
Trump won South Carolina by fifteen points.
___
As we all know, South Carolina is a hotbed of Russian infiltration.
Posted by: The FNM at March 03, 2020 11:48 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: turambar at March 03, 2020 11:49 PM (Gylu/)
And Biden did this with basically no campaigning or money.
Likable Joe will demolish Trump and his crashed stock market and failing economy in November.
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:49 PM (5Di9J)
***
You know it might not be a bad idea to send the State Police to places like Houston on election night in November and other blue parts of red/purple states.
As the left always tells us, if you've got nothing to hide a little surveillance should be nothing to worry about right?
Posted by: 18-1 at March 03, 2020 11:50 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:50 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:51 PM (5Di9J)
5. You've just been hired full-time on the spot for Pete Bootygig's personal 'security patrol'
4. You had an extra 30 seconds before work this morning to wish you didn't have to go to work
3. You're a homeless 'street artist' in Frisco who's impromptu outdoor abstract 'sculptures' tend to be stinky and brown
2. Your nether regions feel as refreshed as if they were hiking the Appalachian Trail
1. You're Joe Biden
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:51 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)
I think he might just pull that one out, with help from the machine.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:52 PM (lbYzk)
The dog didn't ride on the back window shelf?
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:52 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:49 PM (5Di9J)
Gropin' Joe will not survive the presidential debates unscathed.
But you be the concerned you that you are.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2020 11:52 PM (Y8PSl)
think "Driving Miss Daisy"
she went lights out overnight
could easily happen to Biden
8 months is a long time when your old
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (rpxSz)
We owe a lot to Maddow, actually - she definitely helped contribute to the belief among Democrats that Hillary was going to win in a blowout, causing the Hillary campaign to put a lot of resources into normally Republican states to run up the electoral vote total even more.
Hillary couldn't lose, after all.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (LbVio)
"You can't be 74 and live on Sugar Mountain, Dude"
Posted by: Noam Sayen at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (WJcbb)
I think my ISP is doing something they shouldn't be.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: ptschett at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (zB+vL)
Posted by: buzzion at March 03, 2020 11:41 PM (Z7lwY)
I've advocated Op Chaos, it is true -- But I did offer a big fat caveat with it -- Do the crossover thing if and only if you don't have any important R primary candidates to push.
Next Tuesday is primary day in MS; there are no critical R contests going on, and so I'm about to have a Berning sensation in my asshole.
I'll be sure to wash my hands afterwards.
Posted by: GnuBreed at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (wwSQm)
I don't feel bad for that old daft commie - he should have known this is how it works in socialist dictatorships - he studied them enough. Wut? He thought the Democratic party was about Republican Democracy? Bwhahahahah!
Posted by: Boswell at March 03, 2020 11:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 11:54 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 03, 2020 11:47 PM (I2/tG)
Yes I love that one!!!! Such hubris. Such magic. And we have our very own Cut and Paste Maddow here, telling us how it's gonna be with the same rock solid guarantee in his quivering little voice.
Posted by: ... at March 03, 2020 11:55 PM (LbVio)
After the first four years I was disappointed Obama was re-elected but it was clear he was not going to upend our way of life. He was obviously too narcissistic and lazy. Hillzabub was scary but the greatest evil ever? I don't think so
Is it possible the Orange Man bad histrionics and hyperbole lose their effect?
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 11:56 PM (Jzz++)
Stressful day at work dealing with fricking liability insurance.
But I sure did enjoy going the range on Sunday with our new toy and my trusty Ruger 22!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 03, 2020 11:56 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:51 PM
Where are you seeing that?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 11:56 PM (hLKSS)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:49 PM (5Di9J)
Gropin' Joe will not survive the presidential debates unscathed.
But you be the concerned you that you are.
Posted by: RickZ at March 03, 2020 11:52 PM (Y8PSl)
Trump lost all three debates to Hillary.
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:57 PM (5Di9J)
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 10:39 PM
Truly. Note time & comment # from yours, where I'm reading, to this one, wherever it ends up!
Good thing most of it is
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 03, 2020 11:58 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:57 PM
LOLGF.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 11:58 PM (hLKSS)
--Vlad the Impaler would eat you for lunch.
Posted by: logprof at March 03, 2020 11:58 PM (oZuI0)
He's only got 4.4% of the vote. LOL!
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 03, 2020 11:59 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:51 PM
Where are you seeing that?
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 03, 2020 11:56 PM (hLKSS)
==================================
Dave Wasserman from the NYT.
It's pretty evident now with what's left to count and Biden only down by 0.3%
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:59 PM (5Di9J)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 03, 2020 11:59 PM (G546f)
yes it was
Trump won every state tonight
by a lot
thanks for playing
Posted by: REDACTED at March 03, 2020 11:59 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: blue sun at March 03, 2020 11:59 PM (WX+x0)
No, my little brother liked to watch the clouds go by. Old man filled the floor wells with stuff so the back seat was a bench with no place to hang your feet. Dog loved it, sucked for us. Trunk was bigger, lol.
Posted by: dartist at March 03, 2020 11:59 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (PUmDY)
I will give every minute after nap time working to stop Mitch McConnell and his party ally Chuck Schumer.
The day after I assume the office of Speaker of the House the Supreme Court will be safe.
Posted by: Joe Biden at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (2JDMN)
After the first four years I was disappointed Obama was re-elected but it was clear he was not going to upend our way of life. He was obviously too narcissistic and lazy. Hillzabub was scary but the greatest evil ever? I don't think so
Is it possible the Orange Man bad histrionics and hyperbole lose their effect?
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 03, 2020 11:56 PM (Jzz++)
The Marxist view of history is that it always moves in the direction they've envisioned (forward, to them, "into a ditch" to the rest of us). Any reverse, even a tiny one, is a serious threat to the world view. That's why their reaction to, for example, the rescinding of the "dear colleague" letter was all out of proportion to any change on the ground.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (wGeit)
And this is fun, Senile Joe is getting delegates in states Bernie won. And Bloomy is picking up a few here and there. So overall I think an excellent outcome for our side. Bernie is gonna pick up a ton in CA.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (r+sAi)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:57 PM (5Di9J)
And lost to the inevitable Hillary! in a landslide. Oh wait, . . . .
Hillary! couldn't get her Depends changed fast enough after debating Trump.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:57 PM
The check still cashes no matter how Count Chocula debases himself - its like hooking on 9th Street - the Benjies still spend the same and shame will fade.
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (32YRo)
Posted by: Ladyl at March 03, 2020 11:48 PM (TdMsT)
Hi to you and WMDS!
Already looking forward to the Tx Mo Meet. It's like Christmas in October!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (QzJWU)
Expect a lot of rallies where almost all the time is taken up with celebrities and campaign surrogates, to insure that Joe is on stage as little as possible, both to keep him from being exhausted, and to limit the number of inevitable gaffes.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (I2/tG)
battle-2020-corrupt-racists-south-carolina-daniel-greenfield/
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (El6T/)
https://tinyurl.com/qw85qef
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (bQe8/)
That was fun
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (G546f)
And this is fun, Senile Joe is getting delegates in states Bernie won. And Bloomy is picking up a few here and there. So overall I think an excellent outcome for our side. Bernie is gonna pick up a ton in CA.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (r+sAi)
Tulsi got one, so I think we'll have eye candy for the next debate.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:02 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: count dracula at March 03, 2020 11:57 PM
and she got the matching serving pieces to go along with the steak knives for the popular vote
what's your point ?
Qualitative is BS
when it counted, Trump beat the shit out of the cow
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 12:03 AM (rpxSz)
That was fun
Posted by: vmom 2020
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Old Volvo station wagons had a seat that faced backwards. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2020 12:03 AM (PyhP9)
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This.
I'm confident that the DNC rang up Petey and the Klobster, explaining that if they ever wanted DNC support again, NOW would be the time to drop out.
The fact being that 'moderates', who might vote for P or K would shift to Joe. That would not be true of Warren's zombies. So, Joe wins and collects delegates that he would not otherwise.
Meanwhile, Warren is siphoning off a disproportional number of Burnie voters, relative to Joe.
It would be interesting to add the number of Warren voters to Burnie's totals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 12:03 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:03 AM (lbYzk)
Newscaster who looks like the unfunny fat guy from any subpar SNL season.
That really cracked me up.
___
Such a gentle soul
Crank Uglier, pet lover
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 04, 2020 12:03 AM (Cd8NC)
Who, BTW, was one of the nastiest, most arrogant, and clueless people in DC, famously so and so regarded by most on both sides, for decades. Before he was elevated by the absurd Obama to add "gravitas" to the ticket (!!) - which - it DID!
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (hLKSS)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (8w3qu)
Who knew?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (6tRBz)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (El6T/)
Shoot me an email, sir? I'll be in your A/O in a few short weeks.
Pizza n' beer on India St. shall be a thing.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 12:05 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2020 12:05 AM (6rS3m)
I remember Little League games when the coach and maybe one of the dads would just load the whole team in the back of a couple of pickup trucks. Awesome way to ride. Great memories.
You'd probably get life in a PMITA federal prison for that nowadays.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:05 AM (lbYzk)
https://tinyurl.com/z4hah9w
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:05 AM (LbVio)
That was fun
Posted by: vmom 2020
huh
I always was fond of laying down in a non moving SW
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 12:06 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Boswell at March 04, 2020 12:01 AM (32YRo)
--Bobby Wheat: What is the deal with Count Chocula?
Billy: I mean are we supposed to be *afraid* of this guy?
https://youtu.be/AsJYmf_G5d0?t=134
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:07 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 04, 2020 12:07 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (hLKSS)
She'll steal the last beer dollar from broke college students everywhere to stay in the race to the bottom.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at March 04, 2020 12:07 AM (8w3qu)
Then my dad would see in the rear view mirror and yell at us to sit down dammit
Posted by: vmom 2020 at March 04, 2020 12:07 AM (G546f)
I get that the faithful have to keep screaming, and the other sides faithful have to keep wringing their hands. But when does this tactic get so old 5he middle ignores it. I guess if it drives the middle out of the process it reaches the same end. Just seems like it would be more effective to draw difference out.
That's not good TV I know
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (rpxSz)
I'm not sure the Bernie Bros will riot in Milwaukee either. They fantasize about being Trotsky but how much of that is just mouth? Milwaukee won't be like Portland, where the cops let them beat up conservatives. The cops will not stand down here - they'll protect the Dems! And Antifa soy bois will crumble if they meet any real resistance.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (d6Ksn)
I thought that was a lie too.....
Elizabeth's actual birth state is Florida, she didn't arrive in Oklahoma until waaaay after the Trail of Tears.
Posted by: Cherokee Elder at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at March 04, 2020 12:00 AM (r+sAi)
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Biden is well over 20% in CA, which didn't seem possible a week ago. And Warren is at 15%, which takes a big chunk out of Bernie's delegate haul.
The rest of the primary calendar is on mostly friendly Biden territory. No way Bernie beats him now.
Dems don't fool around. What they want, they get.
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (5Di9J)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/vmmy7sf
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2020 12:05 AM (6rS3m)
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I've fed hundreds or maybe thousands of them into circulation, but never seen one return. I'm beginning to wonder if the banks are sending them back to the Fed for destruction, to be honest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (bQe8/)
Billy: I mean are we supposed to be *afraid* of this guy?
https://youtu.be/AsJYmf_G5d0?t=134
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:07 AM
Boo Berry crunch! Which my brother and I, being the mature 8 and 10 year old's would call boobery! and laugh!
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (hLKSS)
Twatter Burny Boiz already calling fraud and urging Burny to run third party.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (mpXpK)
The Democratic establishment will keep Warren in the race, to siphon off votes from Bernie. They want Biden to have an absolute majority of delegates going into the convention.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (LbVio)
https://tinyurl.com/wbzqu45
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (mpXpK)
Bernie has most delegates, still in driver seat for nomination.
Biden wins most of the states, gets to claim momentum.
But all the energy is with the Bernie Bros, Biden is just picking up votes from people who want to vote for someone who dropped out.
Bernie Bros go apeshit.
This becomes a blood bath all the way to the convention with tons of cash lit on fire.
Meanwhile Trump and RNC can spend money on down ballot races and Trump trolls the Dems the whole way with rallies.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (PHotS)
https://tinyurl.com/vvxsbeb
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (LbVio)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/rgugdow
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 04, 2020 12:11 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: count dracula
Like our current president, Hillary?
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2020 12:11 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:11 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:11 AM (LbVio)
Posted by: REDACTED at March 04, 2020 12:03 AM (rpxSz)
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Nah.
He lost the popular vote by about 3 million, but he eeked out wins in the rust belt, which was good enough.
But he's not running against a super unpopular Hillary Clinton this time. People love old Joe.
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (5Di9J)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (KP5rU)
BB editor John Nolte gives 13 reasons why commie Bernie is a more serious opponent of Trump.
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I'll read this, but I've been trying to warn about the danger from Sanders for a minute. I still think Trump can corner him fairly easily, but he's the most threatening Dem in the field.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (bQe8/)
It's Vic's morning report! Early...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 04, 2020 12:11 AM (7WaWV)
Yes it's early because I am hungry and I want an early breakfast.
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Oddly enough, YD, they are sold out on Amazon.
Damnit!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (PyhP9)
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at March 04, 2020 12:13 AM (rCwaK)
that . . . That was sarcasm!
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2020 12:13 AM (6rS3m)
https://tinyurl.com/vktrrj5
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM
He's going to lick his wounds, and his fingers! That is another win for Gramps Biden. He'll pick up Napolean Minimight's voters. Dear Milwaukee, I hear there's an Amazon Prime deal on riot gear, Might want to get that order in.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:13 AM (hLKSS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at March 04, 2020 12:13 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: buzzion
How does that differ from a POTUS race where we don't have the incumbent?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at March 04, 2020 12:13 AM (S+F2a)
https://tinyurl.com/vvxsbeb
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (mpXpK)
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I still remember him unskewing the polls at Dirty Harry's Place.
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (5Di9J)
fantasize about being Trotsky but how much of that is just mouth?
If the Bernie Bros want to whacked with an ice axe to the cranium, who am I to argue?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:13 AM (hLKSS)
I'm starting to think Bernie Bros will puss out, like they did in 2016.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (d6Ksn)
Damnit!
Posted by: Tonypete at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (PyhP9)
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Yeah, I had precisely one made. I designed it though, so I have the production file. Maybe I SHOULD put it on ebay or something, lol.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (bQe8/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
As a supposed vampire, that's probably the only thing she can't do well.
Posted by: mikeski at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (KP5rU)
Houston results coming in.
Yeah, I think he takes this.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
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Yes, but a 'win' only means a proportional share of the delegates. Which might mean only one or two more for Biden....or Burnie. Right now it is 38 to 39
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:15 AM (El6T/)
I got a dollar the other day backstamped Trump 2020
I also got a bunch of 20's out of an ATM with Trump lives here on the back
Posted by: Kindltot at March 04, 2020 12:15 AM (6rS3m)
The rest of the primary calendar is on mostly friendly Biden territory. No way Bernie beats him now.
Dems don't fool around. What they want, they get.
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This post from the troll is very similar to a response I got in an earlier thread from a regular. Could be a lazy troll or the call is in fact coming from inside the house.
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at March 04, 2020 12:15 AM (uM6CE)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:15 AM (hLKSS)
Oh, definitely. Biden's going to get delegates in California, too.
But in many people's minds winning the majority is still going to have a significant psychological impact.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:16 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 04, 2020 12:16 AM (L2ZTs)
dartist yeah
Then my dad would see in the rear view mirror and yell at us to sit down dammit
We gave my dads car to his grand niece so his great grand kids get to do that now. Hilarious to see those kids just love it, their dad yelling the same thing with a big smile on his face. Pretty cool thing.
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 12:16 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: REDACTED
Non moving? Would hope it was at least rockin'.
Posted by: 6to4to3 at March 04, 2020 12:17 AM (8sBQ9)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:17 AM (LbVio)
Posted by: logprof
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Clock? I checked the sundial.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 12:17 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:10 AM (El6T/)
Excellent, and thanks!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2020 12:17 AM (QzJWU)
It's looking like Warren may cost Bernie from winning Massachusetts, Maine, and Minnesota. Possibility even Oklahoma as well. It is depressing. #SuperTuesday #SuperTuesdayResults #supertuesday2020
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 04, 2020 12:17 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:17 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:14 AM (oZuI0)
Trust me, yes.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:18 AM (LbVio)
The thing is, I doubt they will. They'll scream and pout - but they don't ever show up anywhere where the cops actually arrest them. They choose only soft targets - Trump supporters who they can outnumber while the cops look the other way.
They're cowards. And pussies. And sheep.
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at March 04, 2020 12:18 AM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: R. M. Renfield at March 04, 2020 12:19 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky! at March 04, 2020 12:19 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 12:19 AM (K22Va)
How Does One Become President ... for Dummies, Democrats and Dicksmoking Draculas (BIRM).
On sale now!
Posted by: Pendant Publishing at March 04, 2020 12:19 AM (Qo9MD)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 04, 2020 12:20 AM (xkSJa)
I dunno what the consequences would be for that now (but I suppose it helps that the particular car pre-dates most seat-belt & restraint laws.)
Posted by: ptschett at March 04, 2020 12:20 AM (zB+vL)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 04, 2020 12:21 AM (/UQ/R)
The Democratic establishment will keep Warren in the race, to siphon off votes from Bernie. They want Biden to have an absolute majority of delegates going into the convention.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 04, 2020 12:09 AM (I2/tG)
Yep. There's a reason everybody in Biden's lane drops out, leaving outsider Bloomberg to do his own thing and Warren to split the socialist vote. It's positively Machiavellian.
What gets me is how Buttigieg and Klobuchar dropped out within hours of each other the day before Super Tuesday. That's like running a marathon and then dropping out in sight of the finish line - you already bought your ticket, why not finish? They were heavily incentivized.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:21 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:22 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:22 AM (hLKSS)
Heh. Yep, Milwaukee is gonna be lit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:22 AM (lbYzk)
I strongly suspect they had major ad buys in for Super Tuesday, subject to the contingency that the contract was canceled in the event they dropped out of the race.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:23 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at March 04, 2020 12:23 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 12:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: The Godfather DNC! at March 04, 2020 12:24 AM (I2/tG)
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM (5Di9J)
Which is why they enjoy your butt.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2020 12:24 AM (KttHs)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2020 12:04 AM (6tRBz)
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He still makes a damn fine cereal.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 04, 2020 12:24 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 12:24 AM (ZCEU2)
I'll tell you what's going on ...
Posted by: Marvin Gaye at March 04, 2020 12:25 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at March 04, 2020 12:26 AM (7WaWV)
Super Tuesday, subject to the contingency that the contract was canceled
in the event they dropped out of the race.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:23 AM (lbYzk)
Not being funny but why would they care about the money?
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:26 AM (LbVio)
Because I think I'd sooner break my own spine so I could bite off my own cock, than consign her to one of these Benthamite mind-prisons.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:26 AM (bQe8/)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (LbVio)
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Agreed. It's interesting that Warren received a large infusion of cash a day or so ago, especially considering that she's not been in contention. She's a spoiler.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (5Di9J)
Winning the popular vote but losing the Electoral College and $5 will get you a shitty cup of coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)
Because there are all kinds of scams to transfer unused campaign funds into your personal pocket.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:28 AM (lbYzk)
Biden is simply a politician. He is a creature of the swamp and will never be seen as anything else.
It is the establishment (the uniparty) refusing to learn the lesson of 2016. People are sick of this shit beltway shit. Biden can't inspire anyone to vote for him, where Trump does.
Bernie on the other hand does inspire passion in his supporters. I don't understand why, I think he's a raging lunatic, but there is a pretty large chunk of voters who are passionate about him.
Son of all of them, Bernie worries me most against Trump.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2020 12:29 AM (PHotS)
And that's it for today.
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:11 AM (mpXpK)
Thanks, Vic ...
Posted by: Adriane the Political Cartoon Critic ... at March 04, 2020 12:30 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm about to - a 23year friendship. This guy is a legitimate fanatic- spends 99% of his waking hours obsessed with PDT, his family or ANYONE associated with him. Most ridiculous minutia.
EVERYTHING ALWAYS comes back to that. Every single time.
I don't understand it at all - I managed to forget Odumbo was pres almost all the time. Perfect self preservation
Posted by: Ghost of Bob Crane at March 04, 2020 12:31 AM (G2Sh7)
Whew!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 12:31 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)
Ferengi Rules of Acquisition #109-
Dignity and an empty sack is worth the sack.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (5Di9J)
Winning the popular vote but losing the Electoral College and $5 will get you a shitty cup of coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)
You know what they call the candidate that loses the electoral vote and wins the popular vote? The loser.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Unless...no one turns up with a majority of delegates pre-convention.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (xSo9G)
Mismanagement, misery and graft.
But mostly graft.
Posted by: wilhelmina harker at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (Qo9MD)
All of which came out of California. Trump won the popular vote in the other 49 states.
Oddly enough, the Founding Fathers devised an electoral system that required that a winning Presidential candidate be broadly popular across the country - it wasn't enough to just run up a huge margin in a state or two.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (I2/tG)
Need to touch base with you for Morondevous. You had a logo last year. Would like to get plastic glass souvenirs for the festivities
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 04, 2020 12:32 AM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 12:33 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 12:33 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: count dracula at March 04, 2020 12:12 AM (5Di9J)
Winning the popular vote but losing the Electoral College and $5 will get you a shitty cup of coffee at Starbucks.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:27 AM (Y8PSl)
--Does the team that scores more runs win the World Series, or does the team that wins more games?
Them's the rules.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:34 AM (oZuI0)
Because there are all kinds of scams to transfer unused campaign funds into your personal pocket.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:28 AM (lbYzk)
Yep. All variations of the old "The public company I run doesn't make money, but the private office supply company I own made me rich."
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:35 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2020 12:29 AM
Bernie appeals to a small rabid portion of the base. That's who votes in dem primaries, in an actual election? No, I mean I never take anything for granted and to be safe I hope plugs gets the nom. And after tonight I think he will. Most of the states left will favor Biden, Bloomin Idiots votes go to SloJoe. If Warren drops out soon those I would guess go to Bernie Stalin. I think plugs wins.
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:35 AM (hLKSS)
I think it's already clear (not a shock) that Bernie has very "selective appeal" in the suburbs, where the Dems need every dumbed-down NPR-listening voter to turn out. He's not exactly a force of nature with black or "Hispanic" voters, to put it mildly. Which has outsized electoral impact in a few places that are far from lock-cinches for the Dems (VA, NV, maybe NM).
Biden or Bernie, Dems will still be playing defense, not offense. Anything's possible and the country is probably hopelessly degraded in the longer run, but knocking off an incumbent with the best economy in anyone's lifetime and a yuuuge political operation and epic voter enthusiasm is no small task, especially with a nasty incoherent hack like Biden or a nasty fringe freak dumbshit like Bernie.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:37 AM (El6T/)
I'm still polishing off wine and turning out the lights here in northern Wyoming.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2020 12:37 AM (Jzz++)
After the hurricanes Irene we lost a bunch of trees and with them many of the birds.
But the trees have recovered and now the birds have moved back.
Posted by: Big V at March 04, 2020 12:37 AM (XEC2p)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at March 04, 2020 12:29 AM
Trump would destroy him.
And in the odd chance the commie wins, it will be civil war. Millions of Vets won't go for it.
Posted by: Diogenes at March 04, 2020 12:38 AM (axyOa)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
In my circle they last 10 seconds. If you are against the concept of MAGA, and it somehow triggers you, then you're not american, you don't belong here, and at best your future will be as a sandbag when the balloon goes up.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at March 04, 2020 12:38 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Minnfidel at March 04, 2020 12:39 AM (hLKSS)
Them's the rules.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:34 AM (oZuI0)
As the Dem primary shows, the DNC believes in Calvinball Rules.
Posted by: RickZ at March 04, 2020 12:39 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 12:40 AM (K22Va)
But I've always wanted to snark that.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:41 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:41 AM (wGeit)
When I say jump.....
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2020 12:41 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:42 AM (El6T/)
Christy Smith (D): 32%
Mike Garcia (R): 28.8%
Steve Knight (R): 21.8%
Cenk Uygur (D): 4.5%
Besides the high comedy of Chunk Uglier getting only 4.5%, California's "jungle primary" system means that Garcia and Smith will be the candidates.
Which likely means that Garcia is going to win, big time, as long as even a few of Knight's supporters switch to him in the general election.
I say this without knowing anything about the candidates, but the numbers sure look that way.
So that's a flip? In California?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:43 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:43 AM (El6T/)
Vic, you have time for an early breakfast and back to bed. Isn't it 12:30 am for you?
I'm still polishing off wine and turning out the lights here in northern Wyoming.
Posted by: Pete Bog at March 04, 2020 12:37 AM (Jzz++)
About that time here.
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:44 AM (mpXpK)
Whoa! I was away from the news for a few hours and I find we're talking about a possible Bernie nomination?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2020 12:44 AM (G51Gf)
I was actually a bit concerned about Klobuchar and (especially) Gabbard. Buttigieg, not so much.
Gabbard seemed to have a fair amount of appeal with Republican voters, and that was dangerous.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:45 AM (lbYzk)
Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson both said that Joe would never be the nominee. Rush took it back today. How soon will Tucker recant?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at March 04, 2020 12:45 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (LbVio)
Good night all! Sweet dreams!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (/UQ/R)
Whether the Dems nominate Bernie, or Biden, or Chuckles the Clown, the actual base (wine moms and the welfare-state serfs) will vote in their droves. They have to angle for the Leftist vote, and the centrist one, not just the drunk and/or dependent.
Bernie has the Leftist vote locked in. He's their godhead and their symbol of martyrdom at the hands of the wine moms.
I don't think any of them can drag back the centrists, though. Not even ol' Potato Salad Joe. They're casting about for an answer to this problem, but he isn't it. They don't have one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (bQe8/)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:42 AM (El6T/)
I may have misunderstood the process, but from what I've heard Warren's delegates have to vote for Warren in the first round. If it goes past the first round the superdelegates get to vote.
As far as the party super-nova goes, I strongly suspect what's good for the party will be a distant second behind what's good for Warren in Warren's calculations.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:47 AM (El6T/)
I was actually a bit concerned about Klobuchar and (especially) Gabbard. Buttigieg, not so much.
Gabbard seemed to have a fair amount of appeal with Republican voters, and that was dangerous.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:45 AM (lbYzk)
She's a combat veteran with an isolationist foreign policy. I'd vote for her myself if her domestic policies weren't generic hard left.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:48 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: THE HAG at March 03, 2020 11:38 PM
666 before Midnight. WTF is happening here? Just seems like the usual Moron milieu, but, so very much of it!
I'm not going to get caught up, I can tell.
Probably ought to wave g'night here. Wherever here is by now.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 04, 2020 12:49 AM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Lurking lurker at March 04, 2020 12:49 AM (lTgSZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:50 AM (El6T/)
They will this time, and they'll be more effective than people like Creamer and Foval were last time. And, of course, Trump can't rely on the DoJ or FEC to pursue this illegal activity, as they'll be participants in it.
This is his challenge. If it fails, none of their candidates have a chance.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 12:53 AM (bQe8/)
Posted by: blue sun at March 04, 2020 12:53 AM (WX+x0)
Rush Limbaugh and Tucker Carlson both said that Joe would never be the nominee. Rush took it back today. How soon will Tucker recant?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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But, was that prior to Petey and Klobbie dropping out? That has shifted voters to Joe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 12:53 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:50 AM (El6T/)
Well, there's a good chance we'll get to see how it plays out IRL.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:53 AM (wGeit)
https://tinyurl.com/uyeyyon
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:55 AM (mpXpK)
The *current* rules only say that the delegate is supposed to vote for the candidate who they believe "reflects the sentiment" of the voters who sent them. Obviously if their candidate is still in the game, that's who it has to be. But if their candidate has dropped out, they can vote for someone else (it's supposed to be the one they think their voters would prefer as a second choice, but that decision is theirs to make).
I say *current* rules, because the rules can be changed at any time, including as the first order of business of the convention -- and the superdelegates would get to vote on any such rule change. They don't have to abstain on the first ballot as they do for the nomination vote (again, under the *current* rules).
These are Democrats we're talking about here, don't forget. They're shifty little weasels. There's always a way to game things with those people.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:55 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (LbVio)
--I agree.
The Donald will pants Slow Joe and taunt him.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:55 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:48 AM (wGeit)
--Same here.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:56 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: qdpsteve at March 03, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)
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Patterico's blog, for one. as well as the FGL site.
Pat went TDS early on, and never looked back.
i watched for a short period, then just closed that tab of my browser and never looked back.
his house, his call. i just figure he doesn't need my clicks.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 12:56 AM (narEX)
But Warren stays in, picks up enough delegates to be king-maker (our scenario, not claiming it's likely). Then she drops out, and directs her to delegates to X, in return for SecTreasury or Chief Inspector of KonzLager, or whatever. First-ballot bliss.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 12:58 AM (El6T/)
Understand completely. If someone put a gun to my head and forced me to vote for one of them, Tulsi would be my first choice and Klobuchar would be my second (Klobuchar at least seems to have a vague concept that open borders are not a good idea, among other things).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:59 AM (lbYzk)
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There are people who I continue to tolerate politely, but who have no idea that I harbor contempt for their judgement. That contempt manifests itself in very subtle ways, ways that they are not aware of, and work to their detriment.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:00 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 12:46 AM (LbVio)
--I agree.
The Donald will pants Slow Joe and taunt him.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:55 AM (oZuI0)
It's a little early to make those kinds of predictions, but that's the way I'm leaning too. Biden just looks and sounds terrible. Beyond that there's a more than a whiff of family corruption wafting out of Ukraine.
And he's known in Washington as kind of a creepy dick. If I were Trump I'd be fashioning a narrative out of incidents like his naked swimming in front of female secret service agents and the hair sniffing. Wine moms don't like that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 01:00 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 01:01 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:03 AM (xSo9G)
Pat went TDS early on, and never looked back.
i watched for a short period, then just closed that tab of my browser and never looked back.
his house, his call. i just figure he doesn't need my clicks.
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 12:56 AM (narEX)
He needs to commit Ritual Seppuku, but with a dull bamboo tanto blade and no poem on rice paper.
And no Second.
We'll see if he's lucky enough to nick the descending aorta. Or, not.
/mercy
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at March 04, 2020 01:03 AM (QzJWU)
I've unfollowed numerous people on Facebook, and keep putting others on 30 day mute.
Some of them are relatives that I will need to interact with in the future, and not seeing Orange Man Bad 24/7/365 from them is going to make that a lot easier.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:04 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:05 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:05 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: blue sun at March 04, 2020 01:06 AM (WX+x0)
I've unfollowed numerous people on Facebook, and keep putting others on 30 day mute.
Some of them are relatives that I will need to interact with in the future, and not seeing Orange Man Bad 24/7/365 from them is going to make that a lot easier.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:04 AM (lbYzk)
The relatives are the hard part. I have a sister I had to train not to blather on about Orange Man Bad in my presence.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 01:06 AM (wGeit)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 01:06 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: garrett at March 04, 2020 01:06 AM (SMbJc)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 12:08 AM
VIC at Midnight!
Now I know there's some kind of temporal glitch in the fabric of time-space. *wanders away from computer to check if reality is still here*
Posted by: mindful webworker
Tingle & Flounce - a cautionary biography
at March 04, 2020 01:07 AM (Cd8NC)
Wine moms don't like that kind of stuff.
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Wine moms like what they're commanded to like.
The DNC could rig the nom for Chuckles the Clown, and wine moms would say "Chuckles brings smiles to children! The Orange Man (who all of my "friends" at Whole Food say is very, very bad and socially marginalizing) will put them in cages."
You could get those fuckin' soapy bints to put their hand in a dispose-all if their favorite daytime TV personality told them it was the cool new way to show solidarity with the disabled.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 01:07 AM (bQe8/)
Does 29 1/2 count?
Posted by: dartist
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I'll allow it.
FWIW, I have a silverplate Charlie McCarthy spoon. Probably got by sending in a cereal boxtop.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:08 AM (xSo9G)
Donald Trump.
And with that I'm gonna say good night. Have a good one, all.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 01:10 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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heh, found a pic on line:
https://tinyurl.com/ug4bmcv
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:11 AM (xSo9G)
Posting after MidnightCommenting til the dawnLurking til the morningThen I'm gone, I'm gone
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at March 04, 2020 01:11 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:13 AM (oZuI0)
predictions, but that's the way I'm leaning too. Biden just looks and
sounds terrible. Beyond that there's a more than a whiff of family
corruption wafting out of Ukraine.
And he's known in Washington as kind of a creepy dick. If I were
Trump I'd be fashioning a narrative out of incidents like his naked
swimming in front of female secret service agents and the hair sniffing.
Wine moms don't like that kind of stuff.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 01:00 AM (wGeit)
True. But you also have to factor in how good Trump is at this stuff. There is so much noise and madness surrounding him, we're gonna have to wait a while to appreciate what a powerhouse DJT actually is. A lot of us like to think it's "our movement" that was at work in 2016 - and it was - or that Trump caught lightning in a bottle - and he did - but not only did he do that, he was able to:
A. Rebrand the Republican Party away from the Toxic Bush family, and still keep a ton of Bush voters
B. Fire about five different devastating killshots at The Hag
C. Skirt around any number of traitors who took down Palin
D. Rise above the media's branding of him
E. Tilt a ridiculous built-in Democrat advantage in his own favor
F. Win even though his campaign was infiltrated and spied on by the opposing party!
And he did most of it well out in the open, being second and third-guessed every step of the way by enemies, traitors and loyalists alike. He is the smoothest political operator of our lifetime - stronger than Billy Boy who was very smooth but had the aforementioned advantage Trump does not - and an incredibly strong leader. The economy could completely tank into the shitter and Trump will *still* win handily because he is predictable and steady and he is going to brand his opponents with the one thing they cannot possibly survive: the truth.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:13 AM (LbVio)
The shirtless dairy freaks sort of pushed Bernie aside from the podium - that's how close and unhindered they were.
No need to point out that any of these incidents could have been very different in nature. Don't think Secret Service protection kicks in at this stage (there is coordination and support), but yikes.
No way should any of these things be happening.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 01:13 AM (El6T/)
Mike Garcia (R): 28.8%
Steve Knight (R): 21.8%
Cenk Uygur (D): 4.5%
Besides the high comedy of Chunk Uglier getting only 4.5%, California's "jungle primary" system means that Garcia and Smith will be the candidates.
Which likely means that Garcia is going to win, big time, as long as even a few of Knight's supporters switch to him in the general election.
I say this without knowing anything about the candidates, but the numbers sure look that way.
So that's a flip? In California?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:43 AM (lbYzk)
Hahahaha!
that's cute.
Posted by: Vote Harvesters of California, delivering districts to Democrats since 2018 at March 04, 2020 01:14 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: blue sun at March 04, 2020 01:06 AM (WX+x0)
--To be fair, if it actually a newborn baby's hair --it truly is one of the loveliest smells in the universe.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:14 AM (oZuI0)
Whew. I thought I might have to give up my x-ray glasses and sputnik candy to prove it. Those were the days brother.
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 01:16 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: good show at March 04, 2020 01:18 AM (Qo9MD)
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 01:18 AM (K22Va)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:13 AM (oZuI0)
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Badinage is fine, just don't let things get to tourniquet level.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at March 04, 2020 01:21 AM (XVuno)
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58 We've been living under two (D) parties for nearly 30 years now. (D) Real and (D) Lite.
The shift that Trump represents is a potential political earthquake
that will rock (D) Real to its core by swiping a chunk of voters they
take for granted but no longer represent.
This is is a bowelquaker for them and the smart ones already know it
because they are helpless to stop it. Its still Primary season so a lot
of genuine conservatives can be forgiven for not realizing it just yet.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2016 01:56 PM (a39WR)
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Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:21 AM (LbVio)
--LMAO, "bowelquaker" has been added to my lexicon.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:23 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Yeah I held my nose and voted for the commie running on the
D rat ticket.. a first for both... but I did get him over the 50 mark...
I must say I felt dirty the rest of the day....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 01:23 AM (MkAqo)
Thank you log. You and I go way back, but I changed my handle.
Posted by: ... at March 04, 2020 01:25 AM (LbVio)
policy. I'd vote for her myself if her domestic policies weren't generic
hard left.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 12:48 AM (wGeit)
--Same here.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 12:56 AM (oZuI0)
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combat, or a combat arena veteran?
REMFS aren't grunts, scouts or tankers, putting it on the line.
or even the CSS types, manning the LOGPAC convoys.
what are her quals for the title?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 01:27 AM (narEX)
At that point, I threw my support his way. But the two important things were that I didn't feel disgusted with myself for supporting the nominee (a new experience for me as a GOP voter), and that once he won he wildly exceeded my hopeful expectations for him as a President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 01:27 AM (bQe8/)
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 01:27 AM (narEX)
--I just heard she was a medic.
That alone is more than Booty Judge did.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:31 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 12:43 AM (lbYzk)
Hahahaha!
that's cute.
Posted by: Vote Harvesters of California, delivering districts to Democrats since 2018 at March 04, 2020 01:14 AM (sy5kK)
I live in Calif.
today on my Ballot there was NO Repub for the State House seat for my district.
Dem will win the State house seat unopposed.
You can't win, if you don't even bother to play.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2020 01:33 AM (NgKpN)
D rat ticket.. a first for both... but I did get him over the 50 mark...
I must say I felt dirty the rest of the day....
Posted by: beanervt
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I tried, at least Bernie picked up delegates here (NC), but lost most to Joe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:33 AM (CDGwz)
--There you go.
Now I just learnt that she's Samoan, not Hawaiian.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:34 AM (oZuI0)
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58 We've been living under two (D) parties for nearly 30 years now. (D) Real and (D) Lite.
Yes, good call. So true. This Democrat party civil war was all set to go off in 2016, but their hate for Donald Trump temporarily made them allies.
But since the Dems won the House in 2018, the win went to their heads and they let the Bernie bros organize into a force.
All masks have been torn off in the last year, which is good for us who believe in a traditional America.
We still have the real Democrat civil war ahead of us. My guess is watch Milwaukee for updates this summer.
When they finally crack up into 2 parties, it may be the end of the Democrat party as we know it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:34 AM (sy5kK)
Another bunch of big losers tonight: The Squad. Nancy Pelosi's going to paddle AOC and Ilhan. Report to the principal's office, little girl. Your Bernie prank got entirely out of hand and now there's a *mess* to clean up!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2020 01:35 AM (G51Gf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at March 04, 2020 01:35 AM (xSo9G)
Dem will win the State house seat unopposed.
You can't win, if you don't even bother to play.
Crook County, IL style.
Posted by: dartist at March 04, 2020 01:36 AM (K22Va)
that's cute.
Posted by: Vote Harvesters of California, delivering districts to Democrats since 2018 at March 04, 2020 01:14 AM (sy5kK)
This
They literally went door to door in my neighborhood at least twice on election night. Stopping only at houses with registered Dems of course.
Posted by: Sjg at March 04, 2020 01:37 AM (gDSJf)
Posted by: Mike Hammer"
Thanks for contributing to the Chaos Mike, putting socialim in the
lime light is the only way to kill it off...but I guess people already see
that by the look at the totals for ol slow pedo joe...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 01:38 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:34 AM (oZuI0)
Tank Abrams is Some Mooin'.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2020 01:38 AM (KttHs)
I just looked Tulsi's record up. She was awarded the Combat Medical Badge. She was deployed with a medical support unit for the 29th Infantry Brigade, which is with the Hawaii Nation Guard.
She went to officer candidate school, and now hold the rank of major.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at March 04, 2020 01:41 AM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2020 01:42 AM (a4EWo)
At that point, I threw my support his way. But the two important things were that I didn't feel disgusted with myself for supporting the nominee (a new experience for me as a GOP voter), and that once he won he wildly exceeded my hopeful expectations for him as a President.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at March 04, 2020 01:27 AM (bQe8/)
I feel like I am looking in the mirror. I was leaning
(kinda) Scott Walker very, very early on, but he folded like a KMart lawn chair. So, Cruz. I thought that Trump wasn't serious at first, after all, he was a TV personality first. But I didn't have anything against him.
And then he took off, and by chance, I had a few conversations with strangers who had strong opinions for Trump, and were also minorities from other parts of the country.
Those perspectives told me I wasn't in an echo chamber, and I was Trump the entire way.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:43 AM (sy5kK)
that bunch would probably love it...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 01:44 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:44 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at March 04, 2020 01:42 AM (a4EWo)
Good night, Debbie!
Still snotted up, not quite as bad. Doc says it's only a cold.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2020 01:45 AM (KttHs)
When they finally crack up into 2 parties, it may be the end of the Democrat party as we know it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:34 AM (sy5kK)
Interesting thing is the Repubs are breaking up as well. We see it in the NeverTrump wing of the old GOP.
We could end up with FOUR parties soon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2020 01:45 AM (NgKpN)
Not really related, but read yesterday that in the Entebbe operation, a commando with Bibi's brother effed up - fired un-suppressed rifle after Yoni's suppressed pistol fire appeared not to completely neutralize two Ugandan soldiers encountered on the dark runway as the commandos made their move. Commandos overcame opposition anyway, mostly good result (Yoni killed, elderly hostage in hospital infamously murdered by Amin, two hostages at scene mort).
PFLP really thought they'd come up with the better mouse-trap - an operation thousands of miles away from Israel.
Oops.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 01:46 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2020 01:35 AM (G51Gf)
*snort!*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:47 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 01:49 AM (0OmEj)
We could end up with FOUR parties soon.
Posted by: Romeo13 at March 04, 2020 01:45 AM (NgKpN)
A few dozen white arrogant men who like to watch their wives get nailed, are not a political party.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 01:49 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:49 AM (sy5kK)
--They'd just merge with the Demotards.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:50 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 01:52 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 01:52 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: the lost diaries of Margaret Mead at March 04, 2020 01:52 AM (Qo9MD)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 01:54 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 01:57 AM (ZXnzo)
What is the split in CA. Burny gets a pantload?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable
======
Looks like it.
44% reporting
415 delegates available
Bernie Sanders
67 30% - 602,560
Joe Biden
18 20.1% - 404,346
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at March 04, 2020 01:57 AM (G51Gf)
CA has Sanders with 29%, Biden 18%, with about 2/3 of the votes counted.
So both will get delegates, as long as Joe stays above 15%
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)
Repeated surveys by different outfits (unscripted, respondent chooses priority concerns) have shown mass illegal migration/immigration as the top concern, in one survey topping any other known result for that type of survey (typical result is a scattershot of issues, with the top one usually no higher than 15%).
Of course people don't appear to make much connection between "what they care about" and their voting and who actually might favor the actions they themselves support. At least enough people. So the Dems can morph into a literally unbelievable state (showboating their support for lawlessness, even as an actual body count rises), and the GOP can mostly ignore the issue, give limp/kabuki support to Trump on a few items, and just ignore it as much as possible.
WH chief of staff at CPAC, asked directly about the very troubling legal immigration (H1Bs, etc) issues in play now, literally just ignored the question. Trump campaign manager, in perhaps a too-candid moment, when asked about all the people still (rightly) very agitated about the continuing lawlessness/"sanctuary"/lawfare, said "oh we already have those voters".
"We already have those voters".
Sounds familiar.
Posted by: rhomboid at March 04, 2020 01:58 AM (El6T/)
Posted by: the lost diaries of Margaret Mead at March 04, 2020 01:52 AM (Qo9MD)
--but damn, they make tasty cookies!
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 01:59 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 01:57 AM (ZXnzo)
Once I decided on Trump, I was all in.
And have been willing to take on the Democrat crazies who I know, that went nuts after the election. Some of those conversations or text strings were just nuts. But I don't back down easy. Arguing with them has improved my communication skills, in fact.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at March 04, 2020 02:02 AM (sy5kK)
REMFS aren't grunts, scouts or tankers, putting it on the line.
or even the CSS types, manning the LOGPAC convoys.
what are her quals for the title?
Posted by: redc1c4 at March 04, 2020 01:27 AM (narEX)
From what I can tell she was 68 series while enlisted (she's got a combat medic badge) and 31A after commissioning. Can't find any record of her being in a firefight, though I'm not surprised - she was already a state rep in Hawaii when her unit got called up.
Claims she didn't have to go but went anyway.
Posted by: Ace's liver at March 04, 2020 02:04 AM (wGeit)
can be warded off with prayer.. if that don't work then go lick a religious
wall in Qom....insiders of his administration have already died....this could
be a blessing plague to de islamoboob Iran...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:04 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 02:07 AM (0OmEj)
Mike Garcia (R): 28.8%
Steve Knight (R): 21.8%
Cenk Uygur (D): 4.5%
Besides the high comedy of Chunk Uglier getting only 4.5%, California's "jungle primary" system means that Garcia and Smith will be the candidates.
Even the dem assholes in California apparently cant stand that asshole Cenk.
Posted by: LASue at March 04, 2020 02:09 AM (YxML+)
Posted by: USNtakim"
No and the dead may be eaten there with the mass starvation...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:10 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Jon Boy at March 04, 2020 02:10 AM (TVTAT)
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:12 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 02:12 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at March 04, 2020 02:07 AM (0OmEj)
1 infected, 1 shot dead, 1 cured. They report 100% success rate
Posted by: Jon Boy at March 04, 2020 02:13 AM (TVTAT)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 02:15 AM (ZXnzo)
the lying bitch rice a roni and the muzz traitor brennan
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:16 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 02:17 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 02:17 AM (ZXnzo)
--Left out the comma.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 02:18 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 04, 2020 02:20 AM (ufFY8)
https://tinyurl.com/w5hg9fx
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 02:20 AM (mpXpK)
1000 1000?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 02:17 AM (ZXnzo)
--Left out the comma.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 02:18 AM (oZuI0)
In binary coded hexidecimal that would be A99
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 02:21 AM (ZXnzo)
Before you send a Tokarev shell through his flimsy vegan skull, you do have to vaguely admire the persistent imbecility of the communist shitbag failure who's been obsessed with this place since ... 2006? When did ghenghis kick the ONT off exactly?
Posted by: hoch hecht! at March 04, 2020 02:24 AM (Qo9MD)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLEISBURGLAR at March 04, 2020 02:24 AM (lTgSZ)
Mini-Mike pronounced it like that.
What a maroon....
Nice third place finish in CA, after spending all that money, you diminutive douche.
Continue to suck it, tiny-tyrant.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 04, 2020 02:25 AM (ufFY8)
The one over at hotair.com might be more your speed.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at March 04, 2020 02:28 AM (dLLD6)
Or in Flight Fright a A10 would be 1000 1000? 1000 1000? 1001
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:28 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at March 04, 2020 02:20 AM (ufFY
--She laps the Demotard field in Congress, to be sure, but, eh, a little on the mannish side face-wise.
But hittable, no doubt.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 02:33 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at March 04, 2020 02:34 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 02:36 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof"
With #6 paper bags at 22 bucks for 500 and come in white and
brown for diversity YOUR DAM Right....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:37 AM (MkAqo)
On a personal level, it's understandable why Omar wouldn't want anyone reading, American Ingrate. Her own memoir, This Is What America Looks Like is due out in the spring. And after a series of stories digging into her past, her alleged marriage to her brother, her infidelity to her ex-husband, and her campaign finance issues, not to mention the torrent of anti-Semitism coming from her on Twitter, the Islamist politician would like to change the subject and get back to enjoying some positive publicity.
But American Ingrate is more about the political environment that made Omar possible.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 02:39 AM (oZuI0)
WhOrmar the ingrate has nothing positive in her miserable life...she
a criminal who's broken immigration laws to serve her gay brother and
her personally.. she needs to be air dropped back in somalia without a
a chute...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:44 AM (MkAqo)
a chute...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:44 AM (MkAqo)
--too kind to her.
Let justice be meted out by the Somalis her family oppressed and brutalized for years.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 02:49 AM (oZuI0)
Any word out yet of the lefty Murdoch boyz picking up tingles
Matthews ??? they need another shepie before the electiongets going...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:50 AM (MkAqo)
Matthews ??? they need another shepie before the electiongets going...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:50 AM (MkAqo)
All da tingle nadies!
All da tingle nadies!
Posted by: Buckwheat at March 04, 2020 02:52 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 02:54 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: logprof"
Ok Logprof,, I'll agree to paradroping her into the largest political prison in
Somalia ....Or keel haul her ass on a great lakes ore carrier...her choice...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:59 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:28 AM (MkAqo)
1001 0001 0000A 1 0
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at March 04, 2020 03:03 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde,"
When I'm reincarnated I would like to come back as a
A-10 Warthog...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:06 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: logprof"
Ok Logprof,, I'll agree to paradroping her into the largest political prison in
Somalia ....Or keel haul her ass on a great lakes ore carrier...her choice...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 02:59 AM (MkAqo)
--Personally, I think there is something particularly diabolical about someone basing her "refugee" status on the fact that she is fleeing her family's murder victims, never mind the hatred she unloads on her shelterers.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 03:07 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at March 04, 2020 03:14 AM (EASlu)
family's murder victims, never mind the hatred she unloads on her
shelterers."
Yeah Logprof, that's how you know shes really is a product of the elitist
isloboob tribe.. who would complain of a host country that really removed
them from a terrifying life to US security?? Only a snob elitist... who
gets away with breaking sharia women laws??? only a elitist....who lies
well all muzz on that count...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:15 AM (MkAqo)
Probably the Russians Russians Russians AOP...goodnite...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:16 AM (MkAqo)
threw their support fully behind him??? or was a "short" affliction of Samoan women????
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:27 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2020 03:30 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: raimondo at March 04, 2020 03:34 AM (+GMqB)
Might have been Mis Hum..could have been their energy Czar coke
head hunter blacked out after a snort and hit the "don't hit this button..."
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:36 AM (MkAqo)
commander in Afghanistan.. wonder if mentioned what happens ala
soleiman eating a missile if you don't listen???
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:47 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 03:47 AM (ZCEU2)
Too funny
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 03:51 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 03:52 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 03:52 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 03:54 AM (1QQ99)
Will the news media publicize his daily brain malfunctions?
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 03:54 AM (ZCEU2)
Not really MLii,,, the commie states went for burnee and the rest
for the hollow head perv biden..
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:55 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 03:56 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: Skip"
Only if the media has embedded burnee bro's 'n hoe's.....The'll be out for
some revenge tearing up shit....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 03:58 AM (MkAqo)
Have Nashville area morons and 'ettes checked in after yesterday's tornado? Hoping everyone is ok
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 03:59 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 04:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2020 04:03 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:06 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2020 04:08 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:09 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:09 AM (1QQ99)
Luck for them that heavy wind is dangerous shit.. I don't mind
living in a ass freezing area as that's all we get besides a flood every 20 years. hurricanes and tornadoes are not something I wish to encounter..
though I have experenced a 60 mph down draft storm for 15mins that
shredded my sails as I was out sailing...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:10 AM (MkAqo)
Hugh Hewett says he has 23 statements logged up.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:13 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:14 AM (1QQ99)
Looks to me only California"
I think the other commie state, Colorado, voted for burnee too...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:15 AM (MkAqo)
Thanks
Something to be said living in the frozen tundra
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2020 04:27 AM (aA3+G)
Muzzie Omeed Adibi, has commuted vehicular attempted murder for
running over 4 teens he thought put dog poop in his car...ended up
being his own friends... being Komiefornia he'll probably get psychiatric
sessions and be let go to attempt murder again and again....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:27 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 04:34 AM (WI7YS)
Something to be said living in the frozen tundra
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Most definitely! How much snow do you have up there yet? I haven't looked but I'm guessing our official snowfall totals have to be pretty low on this end of the state.
Most of our snow is gone, just the shady spots and leftovers of the snow piles
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:35 AM (1QQ99)
"Something to be said living in the frozen tundra"
Ya Mis Hum you do really enjoy the few warm months you get and
Your spoiled from ever moving to a warm climate as your body becomes
addicted to the season changes..It does cut down on the rif raf but
the progtards seem to like it ...much to VT's demise...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:36 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I saw that, too. I think Trump would be on fire if that happens
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:38 AM (1QQ99)
https://tinyurl.com/vuqkcw7
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 04:39 AM (WI7YS)
*note to self: don't forget to get some vinegar*
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:40 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:31 AM (ZCEU2)
--That was Vic, just after midnight.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 04:41 AM (oZuI0)
Vinegar has to be the most versatile liquid ever brought on this earth
and spread by Johnnie Appleseed,,, not Johnie rotten...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:43 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:46 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:48 AM (1QQ99)
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:48 AM (1QQ99)
Make it a sunny day, all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at March 04, 2020 04:50 AM (1QQ99)
Same here MLii..mineral rich spring water... and it's not only for cleaning
It also has multiple health benefits...it's like the duct tape of the
liquid family
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:50 AM (MkAqo)
Ilhan Omar is a skanky-assed piece of dog shit.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 04:53 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 04:55 AM (ZCEU2)
"Ilhan Omar is a skanky-assed piece of dog shit"
Well stated articulate and true Logprof...dog shit may have a problem
with it but it's ok by me...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 04:55 AM (MkAqo)
https://tinyurl.com/qvsoe2y
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 05:03 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 05:09 AM (ZCEU2)
"So Bloomie got nothing for the billions he spent,"
He did get the full support of American Samoa delegates....
probably bought them off with few measly hundredthou...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 05:16 AM (MkAqo)
probably bought them off with few measly hundredthou...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 05:16 AM (MkAqo)
--Nope, Tulsi pilfered a delegate from Mikey.
Posted by: logprof at March 04, 2020 05:19 AM (oZuI0)
or even more likely a few shipping containers of spam....
they do like spam there...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 05:19 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: logprof"
Ops forgot about the Samoan women card...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 05:23 AM (MkAqo)
https://tinyurl.com/sbt5fdp
But then collapsing the system is usually the goal of Communists.
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)
____________
Mini Mike and Steyer and those other billionaire clowns all thought that they could easily do what Trump did, because hey Trump is a stupid oafish buffoon (they think) and the only thing he had going for him was money and they have money so they thought they'd just buy themselves a presidency too.
Turns out it wasn't quite as easy as Trump made it look.
Having been so wrong about one thing, you'd think they might reassess their other assumptions about life, but no, they're still sure they're absolutely right about everything else, because . . . . . . shut up, deplorable peasants, obviously us elite billionaire types are smarter and better than you!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 05:28 AM (k4dH2)
453 delegates for Slow Joe
382 for Comrade Bernie
50 for Comrade Warren
44 for the Billionaire Mini Mike
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip"
Saw that video..discussing little pukes just go in with trash bags and fill
em up without consequence.. kommifornia dying a slow death by leftist
stupidity....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 05:31 AM (MkAqo)
I'm outta here, have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at March 04, 2020 05:33 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 05:45 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 05:46 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
HA!
Morning! I did see a new, to me, Bloomy commercial last night.
I haven't checked the comments above, is he still "in it to win it"?
And the tasty pizza too, let's not forget that.
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 05:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 05:52 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 05:55 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rld with coffee at March 04, 2020 05:55 AM (HDmos)
And he didn't have enough hangin chads either....along with intent to vote
for gore.....That was where voting shenanigans really grabbed hold....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:01 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 06:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 06:03 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 06:03 AM (WI7YS)
The independent island kingdom of Puerto Bloomberg.
Posted by: Downcast at March 04, 2020 06:06 AM (xgpfE)
I wonder which rich old white man they will pick?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 06:06 AM (JUOKG)
Nine simple ways to perform acts of kindness. Posted by: FenelonSpoke"
I like to say have a great day to anyone I meet and watch their expressions..
some really smile and seem to like it others look at you like your
crazy...makes my day even if it don't for them....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:09 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Mr. Scott"
I think brain dead Joe and his imaginary friends has a lock on it...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:11 AM (MkAqo)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Here I sit at GSP airport waiting for my flight to KC. Sitting at the bar at Wolfgang Pucks and damn if the place is dry until 10:00 so no day drinking. Wonder if I can get one on the plane.
Back in the day, had a '64 Caprice 2 Dr coupe. Man, that thing was fast. It was just an upfitted Impala.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 04, 2020 06:12 AM (pG5Oa)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
"I wonder which rich old white man they will pick?
Posted by: Mr. Scott"
I think brain dead Joe and his imaginary friends has a lock on it...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:11 AM
---
bernie bro's will not stand for that and they most definitely will not get out and vote for biden if that happens.
If they do pick biden there will be violence at the convention and for days afterward.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 06:13 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at March 04, 2020 06:14 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:15 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:16 AM (O4024)
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 06:16 AM (Z+uwH)
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
Gah! What a choice! Sucks to be them.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 06:20 AM (Umc1F)
Or, is that another fever dream being brought about by inhaling too much Cheetos dust?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:23 AM (O4024)
Cars are a thousand times better nowadays.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 06:24 AM (Umc1F)
Posted by: Mr. Scott"
True dat Mr Scott...the burnee bro's and hoe's will be stirring
shit right up to the convention... violence is the commie way and nazi and fascist...all them America haters...oh and the biggest ones demonrats...
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:24 AM (MkAqo)
Yeah they floated with a purpose...amazing how they stayed on the road..
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:27 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
yeah but no style
slipstreamed McCars
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 04, 2020 06:29 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:29 AM (O4024)
Thank you for those link and the history. School children get little of this info, except from me. Huzzah for the Bill of Rights. We still are a revolutionary country for being based on the individual.
Ramirez was good today.
And I hope you get some sleep. You were up late or early. Your efforts are much appreciated.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 06:30 AM (Umc1F)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at March 04, 2020 06:33 AM (pG5Oa)
More likely is would be in a old Metro tube, or inside one of the pillars for the Shirley Highway near the Pentagon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:34 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:34 AM (O4024)
Could explain a lot, yes?
_____________
We Biden men never screw our sisters, just our sisters-in-law!
My word as a Biden!
Posted by: Uncle Joey Biden at March 04, 2020 06:34 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:29 AM
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Yet some people here are worried that poor Republican turnout is going to cause Trump to lose. This in spite of the fact that he is generating record breaking turnout at caucuses and primaries with no viable opponent running against him.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 06:35 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Kinda pissed Cornyn got re-elected.
People, you can't complain about your representatives if you keep voting them back in!
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 06:35 AM (Z+uwH)
That's all kool Huck but don't get to cocky,,though it's a good idea to
follow the what they don't know won't hurt em they have uncanny ablility
to find shit out you never think they could....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:35 AM (MkAqo)
@RealJamesWoods
So I pretty much predicted this. It'll be #Biden and #Hillary as his vice presidential candidate. He will eventually "gracefully" resign as his dementia worsens and... Voila! #MadamePresident at last! (and in case he gets indicted for his Ukraine corruption, she'll pardon him...
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 06:37 AM (sGotD)
The PINTO,the VEGA and the SANTA CLAUS best rides effah!
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 06:37 AM (5IHGB)
Although I would provide sanctuary for Natasha Fatale. In the unlikely event moose and squirrel miss. Until my wife finds out. What she would do to that commie! **Shudder**
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:39 AM (u82oZ)
Somebody is going to get hurt pretty soon, defending the Get Well cards.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at March 04, 2020 06:40 AM (Umc1F)
Posted by: Mr. Scott"
If they pick Biden I can see some Bernie Bros voting for Trump out of spite. Sort of like reverse Never Trumpers.
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2020 06:40 AM (Z3rue)
People, you can't complain about your representatives if you keep voting them back in!
Works both ways. Name recognition got him at the primaries, and name recognition will give him the advantage in November.
Without Trump, Texas will go blue.
Posted by: 🐧 at March 04, 2020 06:40 AM (D+EZb)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Fitting
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2020 06:41 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 06:37 AM
The Chevy Vega. Had to replace spark plugs and the ignition points every 5-6,000 miles or that thing wouldn't run. And the #6 plug removal was a stone cold biotch. Some people resorted to lifting the engine up to get at it.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 06:42 AM (JUOKG)
Have a blessed day, everyone.
Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 has a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at March 04, 2020 06:43 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Josephistan at March 04, 2020 06:44 AM (+v/EG)
Posted by: DB- just DB at March 04, 2020 06:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Hard to put it into words, especially when it the first thing that one may see as he/she wakes up in the morning.
Oh and yea, Super Tuesday. Yeah, whatever.
Posted by: Drider at March 04, 2020 06:45 AM (R/UH9)
Some tranny or minority (real minority, not a fake Indian) should primary her for that senate seat next time she's up. Doesn't seem to be a lot of love for Fauxcahantas in the state she supposedly represents. Some lefty up there should take advantage of the opportunity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 06:45 AM (k4dH2)
1978 Ford F-250 3/4 Ton
351M/400 ci 5 on the floor.
Granny gear would pull a house off it's foundation.
The only thing it couldn't pass was a gas station.
Posted by: rickb223 at March 04, 2020 06:46 AM (Z+uwH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at March 04, 2020 06:47 AM (FU4j7)
Some tranny or minority (real minority, not a fake Indian) should primary her for that senate seat next time she's up. Doesn't seem to be a lot of love for Fauxcahantas in the state she supposedly represents. Some lefty up there should take advantage of the opportunity.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 06:45 AM (k4dH2)
She came in third.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 04, 2020 06:49 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: rhennigantx"
Has she accused the Dem primary voters of misogyny yet?
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2020 06:49 AM (Z3rue)
You know they are going to pick a black woman or man as VP.
So we have that ridiculous bullshit to look forward to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2020 06:50 AM (FVrDO)
Posted by: Josephistan
stop you're scaring me"
Don't worry Big Mike won't take the job as she would actually have to
to work 'cause biden be dumb...and like her fag muzzie husband she
one lazy ass beothch...she had to have a staff of 30 to be a first wookie....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:51 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Biden 2020! at March 04, 2020 06:52 AM (oVJmc)
But, I think Trump! will hit them with a "prove it" type of reply, instead of getting on his knees and whimpering "I'm sorry"
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
_________________
They hate womyns and Native Americans in MA! So friggin' deplorable!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 06:52 AM (k4dH2)
You know they are going to pick a black woman or man as VP.
So we have that ridiculous bullshit to look forward to.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at March 04, 2020 06:50 AM
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biden has already declared that he is going to hire pete "hell yes I am going to confiscate your AR/AK" buttigieg as his anti-gun Czar.
That should work well for him in the South and Mid West.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 06:53 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 04, 2020 06:53 AM (xceTB)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 04, 2020 06:53 AM (6BfXI)
You sure you're not thinking of the Manza, with the V-8 wedged into it?
I think the Vega only came with the 4 banger.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:54 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Tank Abrams at March 04, 2020 06:54 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 04, 2020 06:55 AM (xceTB)
I hear gaptoof abrams tank is done trying to be the governor and will be
available.
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:55 AM (MkAqo)
Trump 1,680,976
All Dems 1,952,716
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 06:46 AM (JFO2v)
Stat of the day.
Posted by: ok at March 04, 2020 06:56 AM (5d01U)
Posted by: AltonJackson at March 04, 2020 06:56 AM (hx3Q8)
But then, how could anyone tell?
Posted by: JAS at March 04, 2020 06:56 AM (2BZBZ)
Can someone help me with the math on this. How does this end with a brokered convention?
Posted by: Spypeach at March 04, 2020 06:57 AM (7R8A2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:58 AM (O4024)
Posted by: Spypeach"
burnee's bro's and hoe's be violent.....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 06:59 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2020 06:59 AM (lcd8p)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:00 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: freaked, idiot savalot at March 04, 2020 07:00 AM (Tnijr)
Michelle will be Biden's VP pick. VP? VIRTUAL PENIS!!!!
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:00 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: rammajamma at March 04, 2020 07:00 AM (xceTB)
You sure you're not thinking of the Manza, with the V-8 wedged into it?
I think the Vega only came with the 4 banger.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 06:54 AM
---
Could be. 40 years tends to cloud the memory a bit.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 07:01 AM (JUOKG)
Monza
Eww. I had the crap brown one. Had to pull up the forks on the shifter to put it in reverse. It's most redeeming quality was you could let go of the steering wheel to make 90 degree left hand turns.
Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2020 07:02 AM (lcd8p)
Posted by: Muad'dib at March 04, 2020 06:53 AM (6BfXI)
Black? Bitter? Me.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at March 04, 2020 07:02 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ripley at March 04, 2020 07:02 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:04 AM (dH/BH)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:04 AM (dH/BH)
And she needs to be from a swing state.
Maybe Katie Hill.
Posted by: jsg at March 04, 2020 07:06 AM (lcd8p)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:00 AM (sGotD)
Thanks Irish, I wonder what the odds are that Biden sweeps the rest of the states.
Posted by: spypeach at March 04, 2020 07:06 AM (7R8A2)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:06 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: freaked, idiot savalot at March 04, 2020 07:07 AM (Tnijr)
I thought we had only 12 years and that was the tipping point and nothing could stop run away global warming after that point and we were doomed?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 07:08 AM (JUOKG)
I had forgotten about that little bit of trivia.
Used to have a friend that had the one with the V-8 in it.
I preferred the Vega GT.
And used to own the Vega Panel Wagon as a teen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:08 AM (O4024)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:09 AM (dH/BH)
Might be why rice a roni just endorsed him....
Posted by: beanervt at March 04, 2020 07:09 AM (MkAqo)
I had forgotten about that little bit of trivia.
Used to have a friend that had the one with the V-8 in it.
I preferred the Vega GT.
And used to own the Vega Panel Wagon as a teen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:08 AM (O4024)
In TX you could register it as a truck.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 07:10 AM (mpXpK)
Bernie had to go because he would lose and destroy downticket races.
Biden will at least keep those more competitive, but he will still lose.
Look at the gaaaaaffffes he's already had in the primaries. A few of those on national TV and rational people are going to see that Trump may be an asshole but at least he's not a senile dementia case.
Posted by: Biden 2020! at March 04, 2020 07:10 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:11 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: OldDominionMom
if he sticks his nose in Mooch's hair, it might get stuck !
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 07:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:12 AM (O4024)
_______________
In dad's defense, that happens a lot in our family!
Heck, I got my sister-in-law mixed up with my wife. Didn't even notice it until I stopped f*cking her so I could knock up a stripper!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at March 04, 2020 07:12 AM (k4dH2)
And we are supposed to believe this is not fixed. It is to laugh.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:13 AM (sGotD)
If last night's results show anything, it is that this country is
broken. Essentially people in the relatively conservative South chose a
dementia patient over a socialist while people in the deranged West
went commie over the drooler. That my firends in a circle you can't
square.
Posted by: rammajamma at March 04, 2020 06:49 AM (xceTB)
Conservatives in the South do not vote in the Democrat primaries. Mostly blacks in the South are the only Democrats left.
Posted by: Vic at March 04, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:15 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Donna Brazilla at March 04, 2020 07:16 AM (Tnijr)
I saw a Burny Gurl on Twatter who was actually advocating for him putting Maxine Waters on the Supreme Court.
I wish I were making that up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:16 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2020 07:18 AM (RKGEf)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
~~~~~
No doubt. Many promises were made.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:18 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Mr. Scott
Time for more private jets to convene in Switzerland to solve the problem!!
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)
They needed someone compassionate their viewers can identify wit.
Posted by: Donna Brazilla at March 04, 2020 07:18 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Buzzion at March 04, 2020 07:19 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:19 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 04, 2020 07:19 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 07:11 AM (arJlL)
He might visibly show his displeasure and turn away with his old "that's nasty!" face on. And she wouldn't even react, just lecturing about food deserts or something.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:19 AM (dH/BH)
Posted by: Molly k.
I'd ask you to dance, but there's no music.
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 07:19 AM (arJlL)
I think you've mixed up BeatOff and ButtJizz.
BeatOff is the one Plugs is gonna put into coming around to confiscate our guns.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:20 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2020 07:20 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:21 AM (5IHGB)
Mornin', Horde!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 04, 2020 07:21 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: JT at March 04, 2020 07:19 AM (arJlL)
................
That just makes it all the more interesting!
Posted by: Molly k. at March 04, 2020 07:21 AM (RKGEf)
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:13 AM (sGotD)
This 100%. Shenanigans. These people are cheats.
Posted by: ghost of kari at March 04, 2020 07:21 AM (8IQhD)
I actually believe that. The prospect, however remote, of a genuine no-shit communist becoming President can't have been good for the market.
Wall Street knows how to deal with Plugs. Just give his spawn high-paid makework jobs, and you're golden.
Burny probably scares them.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:22 AM (lbYzk)
--
This guy, in particular, has serious anger issues. He's a raging maniac. And a lunatic. And dumb. And ugly.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:22 AM (JoUsr)
I wish I were making that up.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:16 AM (lbYzk)
God help us.
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:22 AM (dH/BH)
Posted by: Donna Brazilla at March 04, 2020 07:16 AM (Tnijr)
At some point in that rant, she said, "pissing me off"; she was completely out of control.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2020 07:22 AM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 07:23 AM (k4dH2)
More people turned out for President Trump in California than turned out for Bernie. 492,946 more to be exact. What does that mean??
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 07:24 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 07:17 AM (oVJmc)
~~~~~
No doubt. Many promises were made.
Posted by: IrishEi at March 04, 2020 07:18 AM (sGotD)
Many quo's will be quidded.
Posted by: m at March 04, 2020 07:24 AM (UZ8BZ)
I had forgotten about that little bit of trivia.
Used to have a friend that had the one with the V-8 in it.
I preferred the Vega GT.
And used to own the Vega Panel Wagon as a teen.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:08 AM (O4024)
In TX you could register it as a truck.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
----------------------------
My first car was a 77 Vega that my dad bought off a buddy of his for $250, it was over 10 years old, but had only 37000 miles. It ran great after my dad rebuilt the engine, except for a slight overheating problem, that prevented the car from starting occasionally. My dad showed me how the judicious application of a screwdriver to the starter would get around that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at March 04, 2020 07:24 AM (CAJOC)
But, the candidate they feel can defeat Trump.
Nothing like putting party and power over the benefit of Country.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:25 AM (O4024)
Bernie had to go because he would lose and destroy downticket races.
Biden will at least keep those more competitive, but he will still lose.
Look at the gaaaaaffffes he's already had in the primaries. A few of those on national TV and rational people are going to see that Trump may be an asshole but at least he's not a senile dementia case.
Posted by: Biden 2020! at March 04, 2020 07:10 AM (oVJmc)
Well it's also not just about the downticket though yes that's certainly important for them. It's also fundraising from their mega donors who know that while the democrats spout socialism they will allow them to keep making money so long as they pour enough in the trough for the Dems. Bernie is a true believer and so they might decide to hold back those fat checks for him. And also Joe as the nominee will ensure that the current froup in control of the Dems will all get their required campaign positions so they can get their pay checks while volunteers and minimum wage workers do all the work.
OH and that's a question I would love to see investigated. How much are the dem candidates paying their workers? I bet not everyone is making the $15 minimum wage they declare it should be.
Posted by: Buzzion at March 04, 2020 07:25 AM (G2zl5)
Sorry, there's no way in hell Mooch ever holds a paying job again. Vice presidents have to get up early and shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:25 AM (lbYzk)
do you wanna dance DO YOU WANT TO DANCE in the Moonlight? this is Florida yes?
OK 5 cents a dance and hands off ass................
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:25 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Buzzion"
There were times I had doubts, but I clung to my theory because it gave me hope.
Posted by: freaked at March 04, 2020 07:26 AM (Tnijr)
Dennis Miller
Biden is electric! I wish I was young again! Just to be there with him...riding the snake...seizing the grail...tapping into the endless potential of the universe! God, it's pure!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 07:26 AM (BqBId)
I gotta admit biden surprised me. democrats are stupider than I thought, which I did not think was possible
Posted by: Nevergiveup at March 04, 2020 07:27 AM (Yjusg)
Him and his 4% Army?
Dude can't get more than 4%. In a Democratic primary. In California.
Yeah, Chunk. Whatever you say.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:27 AM (lbYzk)
Sorry, there's no way in hell Mooch ever holds a paying job again. Vice presidents have to get up early and shit.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:25 AM
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Point of order, michelle obama has never held a "job". She has held various no show positions in the past, but they most certainly were not jobs.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 07:27 AM (JUOKG)
Skin and eyes seem different.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:27 AM (O4024)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:28 AM (5IHGB)
--
If I had my choice, I'd much rather Trump go up against Sanders. If it comes down to the wire, I can honestly see Sanders getting some kind of offer ($) he can't refuse to bow out and endorse Applesauce Brains. He's a true believer, yes. But he's also a greedy SOB.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:29 AM (JoUsr)
Heshmat Alavi @HeshmatAlavi
2h
Mohammad Haj Abolghasemi, an official of the regime's Revolutionary Guards (IRGC) Basij branch in Tehran, has died of the coronavirus.
#Iran
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 07:30 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2020 07:30 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at March 04, 2020 07:31 AM (oVJmc)
--
Holy mackerel, is that for true?!
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:32 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:32 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2020 07:33 AM (tWAkG)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:34 AM (5IHGB)
--
Glorious! Can you imagine what that obnoxious putz would've been like in the House? Alan Grayson redux.
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:34 AM (JoUsr)
Inshallah.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at March 04, 2020 07:36 AM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at March 04, 2020 07:32 AM (H8QX
Marxism requires this.
Posted by: rhennigantx at March 04, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:32 AM (JoUsr)
*******
Tracey Beanz on Twitter ! I haven't looked yet, Not enough Covfefe yet
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at March 04, 2020 07:37 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:37 AM (dH/BH)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:37 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Case at March 04, 2020 07:37 AM (tWAkG)
@EWErickson
I disagree with Joe Biden, but I like Joe Biden."
I know and like Chuck Todd. Kudos CNN.
Posted by: Eric Errorson at March 04, 2020 07:38 AM (Tnijr)
Skin and eyes seem different.
_________
He's had work done on his face for years. Face lifts, eye jobs, and of course, the big fake teeth and the hair plugs. But when you get to a certain age, there are diminishing returns, because there is not enough skin left and when the surgeons pull it tighter the person just starts looking weird (see, e.g., Joan Rivers). That's probably what's happening to Biden.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at March 04, 2020 07:38 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: m at March 04, 2020 07:39 AM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:39 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:40 AM (JoUsr)
@EWErickson
I disagree with Joe Biden, but I like Joe Biden."
I know and like Chuck Todd. Kudos CNN.
Posted by: Eric Errorson
I disagree with Biden, too. And I like the young Catherine Zeta Jones.
What do I win?
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 07:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at March 04, 2020 07:41 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bruce at March 04, 2020 07:41 AM (vd8XM)
A mullah there has declared that if you stick swabs of oils up your ass Allah will cure you, and they're taking it seriously.
Posted by: Ian S. at March 04, 2020 07:41 AM (6XLoz)
And we would have an economy in the tank, $15 minimum wage, AR ban, no border enforcement and she would have expanded obama's DACA program.
She would have also expanded obamacare and appointed hundreds of Federal Judges and filled three seats on SCOTUS because ginsberg would have retired the day after hillary was inaugurated.
We dodged a huge bullet with Trump tossing his hat into the ring.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at March 04, 2020 07:41 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: saf at March 04, 2020 07:42 AM (5IHGB)
About 13% of voters 18-29 voted yesterday.
That's about as much of a "surge" as comes out of Burny's no-doubt grapefruit-sized prostate when he gets up in the morning. More of a "trickle", technically.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at March 04, 2020 07:42 AM (lbYzk)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=386148
Posted by: BifBewalski at March 04, 2020 07:42 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: OldDominionMom at March 04, 2020 07:37 AM (dH/BH)
They eat with the left hand and wipe with the right, not very hygenic.
Posted by: josephistan at March 04, 2020 07:42 AM (Izzlo)
VA says "you're welcome" for Biden. Sigh. Maybe it will help the DNC chaos.
If I get bored later I'm going to look at the vote breakdown and see what counties/precincts went where. That said, turnout was - crazy light, at least in my precinct on the Dem side.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at March 04, 2020 07:43 AM (Bh9UA)
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World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)