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EMT 2/23/20
Well that party went far better than I could ever have imagined.
There really wasn't much blubbering at all, and once that passed, all those kindergartners were polite enough to pretend I never shed a tear.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 06:01 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Nazdar at February 23, 2020 06:01 AM (JVDFb)
https://tinyurl.com/t8hknve
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/uc3yw5r
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/uyh8ouw
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Tentotwo at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (yhf6w)
https://tinyurl.com/tdwhml8
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/wr42kur
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/sefmkfs
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (Z/jzm)
https://tinyurl.com/ur5glqh
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qkpbc79
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/un3norc
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Shoeless Guy at February 23, 2020 06:09 AM (p+/iO)
Posted by: Bill Kristol at February 23, 2020 06:10 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 23, 2020 06:10 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: roscoe at February 23, 2020 06:10 AM (WX+x0)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 23, 2020 06:13 AM (/aKd3)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:13 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/ur5glqh
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
Perhaps they could be transferred to a new consulate in Wuhan, China immediately.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 23, 2020 06:15 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:16 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 23, 2020 06:16 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 23, 2020 06:17 AM (Wm5SB)
Posted by: Adirondack Patriot at February 23, 2020 06:17 AM (gAXBD)
Come to me, America. I forgive you your deplorableness. Come suckle at Mama's teat.
I am...inevitable.
*maniacal cacklesharting*
Posted by: HRC at February 23, 2020 06:20 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 23, 2020 06:20 AM (FsgBK)
That's colder than here, Vic! 33 and going to hit close to 50 with SUNSHINE
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:16 AM (Z/jzm)
What State?
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:22 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:23 AM (Z/jzm)
Dems continue to look for the cleanest dirty shirt in the pile. SC next.
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 23, 2020 06:20 AM (FsgBK)
Next Saturday but it really doesn't matter. The convention will nominate who the DNC wants and it will not be Commie Bernie.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:24 AM (mpXpK)
>>What State?
Posted by: Vic
Wisconsin. (Southeastern)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:23 AM (Z/jzm)
Wow, that is normally a much colder State.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:25 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Yeah, boy. 55 for a high in No Ill. I got a flank steak marinating for the grill.
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:25 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: clutch at February 23, 2020 06:26 AM (9UmRs)
Vic, it's been a pretty benign winter in this corner of the state
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:27 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:27 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 06:28 AM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/tdwhml8
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
no green cards for those that sup oft the people nipple. YEAH!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v)
Vic, it's been a pretty benign winter in this corner of the state
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:27 AM (Z/jzm)
It was running warmer than normal up until the last two weeks. Two weeks ago we were having highs in the high 70s.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:30 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/ur5glqh
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
Progressivism 101: Importing death and disease make the world a better place.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 06:32 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/ra9p8he
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
article titled "Biden: My Son Was The Attorney General Of The United States (No, He Wasn't)"
But he (Beau Biden) WAS Attorney General of Delaware. So Joe Biden will skate on this.
Posted by: m at February 23, 2020 06:32 AM (UZ8BZ)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 23, 2020 06:33 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: clutch at February 23, 2020 06:34 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: Vic
Nice.
I'm sure we will get more cold and snow, usually do, and March can be ugly here, but April is just around the corner.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:34 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:37 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:31 AM (vd8XM)
Well, darn! Still on mom duty then.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:37 AM (Z/jzm)
https://tinyurl.com/un3norc
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
Man that crowd loves the illegals.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Usually we have leftovers. I can save some.
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
Because they thing they will get citizenship instantly if given amnesty. And then they will vote Democrat forever.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:40 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)
https://tinyurl.com/tdwhml8
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
no green cards for those that sup oft the people nipple. YEAH!
__________________
Yes, it's a common-sense rule, which is probably why Sotomayor doesn't like it.
It's not about "punishing immigrants" so much as it is about "protecting taxpayers" which is what the public charge law was supposed to do in the first place.
But like most lefties, Sotomayor sees the U.S. as a giant ATM, and believes that all the world's poor have some natural right to come here and live off the backs of U.S. taxpayers. And if we object to that, then of course we're raaaaaaacists.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 06:40 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 06:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Worse yet it appears that the brand new engine I paid $50k to put in has lost oil pressure. Today I go get a pressure gauge to confirm. Haven't been able to sleep all night I'm so worried about it.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 23, 2020 06:41 AM (9V81o)
Mornin', mornin' folks.
Managed to finish up new, rear rotors, calipers and pads on the Toy yesterday.
My old body is sore.
Took way too long. Not set up here for that kind of work. As in doing it on a dirt/gravel driveway. Trying to bleed brakes by yourself equals no fun, too.
Got no laundry done or cooking either.
Ah well, at least I've got good brakes now. Should last long enough to put me in the ground except replacing pads now and again,,, well, maybe on the again part.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 06:42 AM (E5DvK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:42 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Guam tipper at February 23, 2020 06:43 AM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2020 06:43 AM (6ofVG)
giant ATM, and believes that all the world's poor have some natural
right to come here and live off the backs of U.S. taxpayers. And if we
object to that, then of course we're raaaaaaacists.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 06:40 AM (k4dH2)
Lefties are like children. They think money grows on trees so all you have to do is pick a few money leaves and you're set.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:44 AM (mpXpK)
Where do we do from there?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 06:44 AM (tT0V4)
A new engine for 50K?
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 06:46 AM (E5DvK)
Do you mean $5k for the engine? What kind of truck? Should be a warranty on the engine.
Posted by: clutch at February 23, 2020 06:46 AM (9UmRs)
Posted by: My life is insanity
I started off easy last weekend with bratwurst. It was a little cooler out, and you don't have to babysit brats
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:47 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer
The Dims go all in on immigration, DJT changes the rules and only those that are proven hard workers with money to invest can get in, I laugh all morning.
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2020 06:48 AM (6ofVG)
Worse yet it appears that the brand new engine I paid $50k to put in has lost oil pressure.
A new engine for 50K?
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:45 AM (vd8XM)
Yeah, I though that was a typo. You can get a Ford 302 short block for about $2,000.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:48 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 06:48 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:45 AM (vd8XM)
Engine was $10k. Putting it in was another $20k. Upgraded internals and turbo and CTIS leak resolution made up the balance.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 23, 2020 06:48 AM (9V81o)
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2020 06:49 AM (6ofVG)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:49 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2020 06:50 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: clutch at February 23, 2020 06:46 AM (9UmRs)
Hummer H1. It's a P400 I put in. Evolution of the venerable 6.5 that was in it originally (that blew up)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 23, 2020 06:51 AM (9V81o)
Just send them to their rooms?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
LOL
We do brats occasionally inside in the winter, first par boil in beer then pan fry. Not quite the same as grilling but close
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 06:52 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: teej
HA!
Reminds me of a Foster Brooks routine
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Big V at February 23, 2020 06:53 AM (XEC2p)
And this will include funerals.
So the State that taxed the rain, now wants to tax death as well.
Death and taxes folks......
Death, and the taxes on it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 23, 2020 06:55 AM (PHxng)
As I posted last night, Maryland, in an effort to fund the latest
education boondoggle is now proposing collecting sales tax on services,
as well as traditional goods.
And this will include funerals.
So the State that taxed the rain, now wants to tax death as well.
Death and taxes folks......
Death, and the taxes on it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)
Think of what sales tax on a $300,000 house or a $40,000 car would be.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:56 AM (mpXpK)
Mornin', Mlii.
That's why I'm hoping the '03' Explorer and '04' Solera put me in the ground with just some minor to semi major work.
And I forgot to add in previous that wrenching isn't exactly in my wheelhouse.
Solera needs plugs which also means replacing some stuff on the backside while in there and a new timing belt.
Can't do that myself but hopefully that gets me another 180k miles or so.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 06:56 AM (E5DvK)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:57 AM (mpXpK)
If it's an engine for a semi it could cost that much to buy and install.
Overhauls could go from 5-40k.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 23, 2020 06:57 AM (NdsWb)
And this will include funerals.
So the State that taxed the rain, now wants to tax death as well.
Death and taxes folks......
Death, and the taxes on it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Illinois has started to tax you trade in when you buy a new car. Your old car that you already paid a tax on when you bought it. Paid taxes on it to be able to drive it. So now you will pay a tax on it to trade it in.
Another "Billionaire only" tax from our fine governor Jabba the Hutt
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 06:58 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: m at February 23, 2020 07:00 AM (UZ8BZ)
Heh, Foster Brooks.
Bet he and Dean Martin, doing a both "being drunk" routine together would be a laugh riot.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 07:00 AM (E5DvK)
Vic
We already pay that.
What the smarmy cork soakers came up with was to propose lowering the rate from six, to five percent.
BUT..... then making almost everything which is service based into the 'taxable' column.
So they actually that with no alteration to resident population, spending habits, or annual income levelanticipate increasing the annual State sales tax revenue annually by 53%.
BUT.......it's not a tax increase,
Because they lowered the rate.
It really is Soviet math.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4)
Where do we do from there?
_____________
How sad is it that in a country of over 300 million people, a lazy-ass commie-wannabe, with zero real accomplishments, is the best the Dims can offer?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:03 AM (k4dH2)
You are fortunate to have the skills to do the stuff yourself. I can change a tire and i do know how to change the oil, and in theory understand how to do brakes, and other stuff, just don't have the physical ability.
Sigh, dad always said to marry someone who knows how to do stuff.
when i was younger and2 dumber i didnt think that was so important! Ha!Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 07:04 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 06:27 AM (mpXpK)
~~~~~
The baking powder tends to clump, so you really have to whisk it into the eggs very well. Try that next time and I think you'll see the difference.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 23, 2020 07:04 AM (sGotD)
Sheesh...
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:05 AM (tT0V4)
So now we're back to discussing Obama?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:06 AM (tT0V4)
If Bernie Sanders wins, and it's possible, it would mean the Democrats did well in the Congressional races, too, giving them big majorities in Congress.
But that would mean a big Red Wave in 2022, putting the Cucks back in power of Congress and doing very little to stop Bernie's agenda.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 23, 2020 07:07 AM (n/O3c)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Just saw one of the copies of the Gutenberg Bible a couple weeks ago.
It was under glass and in German, but we could tell it was opened to the first page of John's gospel.
Posted by: RICO aka msm/dnc/bureaucracy at February 23, 2020 07:07 AM (x6XkS)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 07:08 AM (Z/jzm)
Well, I can just handle the periphery stuff, Mlii.
Digging into the motor, especially on a front wheel drive with plugs in the back you can't get to without removing a bunch of stuff, replacing some of it as long as you're in there would use up a weeks vacation. Require nice weather and lots of utube vids.
Nice weather is meant for outdoor gigs and fishing.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 07:10 AM (E5DvK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 07:11 AM (Z/jzm)
Mrs VIA were just yesterday having a conversation concerning the meaning of 'Intellectually Incurious"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:12 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2020 07:13 AM (arJlL)
Defenestratus, hopefully it will be just the pressure gauge that failed, not the oil pump.
Posted by: Grog at February 23, 2020 07:13 AM (weXmt)
See ya later
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 23, 2020 07:14 AM (Z/jzm)
I am lucky I haven't bought a house or new car in decades.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 07:14 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: JAS at February 23, 2020 07:16 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Our village stopped it about 2 years ago. Then a year ago they decided to reinstate it. Why?
Because it will help the local police be able to identify the cars better.
I guess have plates on the car and a computer in their car just wasn't enough
I have no idea how the 3 digits on my sticker are going to help identify anything, because I'd be willing to bet, that is not part of the "system" the car computer has
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 07:16 AM (vd8XM)
See ya later
Posted by: My life is insanity
Have a great one, MLii !
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2020 07:16 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)
______________
Yeah, nothing at all suspicious about that death, right? He was talking to DHS about going back to work there, and he was getting married in a few months. So obviously he had nothing to look forward to in his life. Why not just drive out to the middle of nowhere and shoot himself in the head? Makes perfect sense! And it's surely just a happy coincidence that he was a major critic of the Obama administration's practice of erasing islamic terrorists' records so that they could obtain all sorts of nice U.S. government jobs and benefits, not to mention access to classified information.
Yeah, nothing suspicious here at all. Just move along, folks.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:17 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at February 23, 2020 07:18 AM (ldmQR)
Mornin y'all, thanks for the links, vic!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 23, 2020 07:19 AM (A668L)
https://ibb.co/0cF6QYj"
I don't get it.
Posted by: Tide-pod Timmy at February 23, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 07:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2020 07:22 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2020 07:22 AM (lwiT4)
Bloomie was not on ballot
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
And Boomers vs Tidepods.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:22 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
Well that would make sense then. Yang got two votes.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2020 07:24 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 07:24 AM (E5DvK)
Does that include early voting, which I believe this was the first year for it?
(How does one do 'Early Caucus, anyhow?)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:24 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Grog at February 23, 2020 07:13 AM (weXmt)
Yeah I pay what is referred to as the "Hummer Tax" on everything. The engines are rare - GEP (the manufacturer) is no longer making them and isn't promising to ever make them again. I got one of 5 left in the country that are unspoken for. I had to ship the truck off, halfway across the country to get the work done by a place I trusted. Now this. It's just been a non-stop financial nightmare with this thing and I'm at the end of my rope.
What was my dream truck has turned into a nightmare. If the new engine is toast them I'm just going to sell it back to the place that did the swap - pay it off, and wash my hands of the whole thing.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 23, 2020 07:24 AM (9V81o)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:26 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 23, 2020 07:26 AM (9V81o)
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 07:28 AM (E5DvK)
Posted by: Pierre Omidyar at February 23, 2020 07:28 AM (NVYyb)
They were just barely interested for a day about a loon trying to kill a bunch of Republicans on a baseball field.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 07:28 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 07:29 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:29 AM (ZCEU2)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 07:29 AM (u82oZ)
Spring (training) has sprung!!
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 07:28 AM (E5DvK)
Good morning teej! Sprung indeed!
Posted by: grammie winger at February 23, 2020 07:29 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:30 AM (tT0V4)
Prob not surprising in an incumbent election.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 07:30 AM (oVJmc)
____________
And Lieawatha came in 4th. Still thinks it's funny that the fake Indian can't even beat a shrimpy, Howdy-Doody-looking, pouf-y mayor of a dysfunctional mid-west town best known for its violence. Hell, in NV she couldn't even beat a senile old neck-sniffing coot like Joe Biden.
As Trump would say: Sad!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:30 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JAS at February 23, 2020 07:31 AM (2BZBZ)
Your commie politicians fucked you in the ass!
Most American travelers will need to apply for a new ID because two thirds of 276 million state driver's licenses do not comply with a security law, sparking fears that the measure could drastically dent tourism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
What are the odds that if he secures the nomination all of the anti-Sanders stuff stops cold and entire party unites behind him?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:32 AM (H8QX8)
Maybe your guilt could be soothed by your increased chocolate rations?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:32 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JAS at February 23, 2020 07:32 AM (2BZBZ)
That's what I'm betting on happening. An accidental bathtub drowning or pillow mishap would be too obvious.
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at February 23, 2020 07:33 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 07:33 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:34 AM (ZCEU2)
* Suggested edit
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 07:35 AM (JFO2v)
________________
The money guys in the Dim party must believe they can control him, otherwise they'd knock him out.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:35 AM (k4dH2)
New Roku channel for ya - Movieland TV.
Why?
Clint Eastwood: Where Eagles Dare, Kelly's Heroes, all three Sergio Leone films, Dirty Harry and Magnum Force.
also..
Blazing Saddles.
Mad Max 2 and 3
two Monty Pythons
at least a half dozen more I can't remember, and so far excellent, crisp releases.
Enjoy!
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 23, 2020 07:35 AM (A668L)
Suicide in Ft Marcy Park, the evening before Hillary announces?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
In the little apple one last time (for work) this year tomorrow night, NaCly.
Just in case.
Really want to try to wet a line at the outlet or little lake below the dam sometime this year too.
Posted by: teej at February 23, 2020 07:36 AM (E5DvK)
To have allowed this -- to have allowed this self-poisoning -- we may go down as stupidest civilization in history.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:37 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:37 AM (ZCEU2)
she's black, female, muslim, and Democrat
that's four-ply fire-proof protection
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:38 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 23, 2020 07:38 AM (MU2MU)
"
A Republic
If you can keep it.
-Shit some dead white guy said.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:38 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2020 07:39 AM (q3gwH)
* Suggested edit
_________________
Yeah, Barky Obama was a member of a Socialist party when he lived in Chicago, but that got disappeared down the black hole along with a lot of the other inconvenient stuff from his mysterious and ill-documented past.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:39 AM (k4dH2)
I have a winner
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 07:40 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 07:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 07:40 AM (oVJmc)
Looks good, skip.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 23, 2020 07:42 AM (A668L)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 07:42 AM (oVJmc)
"
well, Normal America allowed itself to be bullied by Weird America, because Normal wanted Weird to think it was nice. Weird took advantage of this weakness, and now we have guys growing tits and using the ladies' bathroom, and commies running for President.
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:42 AM (iTXRQ)
Thank you for the links and history. Much appreciated.
What an impact the Gutenberg Bible made. It must have been treasured to have 49 copies survive the destruction of history to today.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 07:43 AM (u82oZ)
______________
She'll appear on The View to announce her candidacy: "My only mistake was that I was just too loving!"
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:43 AM (k4dH2)
Breadline Bernie's favorite Caribbean vacation spot sure has history.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/SB113590852154334404
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:43 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2020 07:43 AM (q3gwH)
Hey Americans
Your commie politicians fucked you in the ass!
Most American travelers will need to apply for a new ID because two
thirds of 276 million state driver's licenses do not comply with a
security law, sparking fears that the measure could drastically dent
tourism.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 23, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
The problem is that it was implemented under Obama and the Deepstate bureaucrats under Obama wrote the implementing regulations. The record keeping requirements are just about impossible to meet and are very very expensive. So it would require a massive tax increase to implement. But the Democrats like that.
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 07:43 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at February 23, 2020 07:43 AM (KSBDE)
Posted by: Defenestratus
----
Well that sucks.
Have you considered a fire? I know a guy who knows a guy.
Morning all.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2020 07:44 AM (Y4EXg)
That's about the finest most succinct analysis I've come across.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:45 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:45 AM (tT0V4)
China is turning into a country with very evil leadership.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 07:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:45 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
thank you
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:46 AM (iTXRQ)
_________________
This is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: Mini Mike, bite-size billionaire at February 23, 2020 07:47 AM (k4dH2)
The strange story of the Hawker Hurricane stolen from Royal Air Force:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jv7WxIwgqJE
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 23, 2020 07:48 AM (n/O3c)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 23, 2020 07:48 AM (A668L)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 07:48 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Vic at February 23, 2020 07:49 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2020 07:39 AM (q3gwH)
I have to grudgingly admire the "Russia is Interfering to Elect ______" disinformation campaigns. The claim can be neither proven nor disproven. And the main targets - dummies - will believe it, no matter what counter-evidence is presented.
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2020 07:49 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 23, 2020 07:49 AM (q3gwH)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:50 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 07:50 AM (NVYyb)
I think it is time to start making these changes to the computer version, the notes and revisions almost obscure what is printed on the pages.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2020 07:50 AM (I7upL)
Right up there with 'Created, or saved....."
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:50 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 07:50 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:50 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 07:51 AM (85Gof)
He gave up two on goals on the first 2 shots he faced and then shut Toronto down and got the win.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 23, 2020 07:52 AM (ZLI7S)
Would be kinda hard to argue against that viewpoint.....yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:52 AM (tT0V4)
So the Democratic Party is now officially the communist party
After they spent the last decades in fake outrage any time they were called socialists.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 07:52 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:53 AM (tT0V4)
This is the gruesome description O'Grady starts with. Her 2005 article then gets worse.
"On May 27, [1966,] 166 Cubans -- civilians and members of the
military -- were executed and submitted to medical procedures of blood
extraction of an average of seven pints per person. This blood is sold
to Communist Vietnam at a rate of $50 per pint with the dual purpose of
obtaining hard currency and contributing to the Vietcong Communist
aggression.
"A pint of blood is equivalent to half a
liter. Extracting this amount of blood from a person sentenced to death
produces cerebral anemia and a state of unconsciousness and paralysis.
Once the blood is extracted, the person is taken by two militiamen on a
stretcher to the location where the execution takes place."
-- InterAmerican Human Rights Commission, April 7, 1967
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 07:54 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:53 AM (tT0V4)
Well since I am now Active Duty my schedule is kinda turn on its head. Down in VA during the week and home on the weekends so probably not but we will see
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 07:55 AM (85Gof)
Regarding the "Real ID" B.S. - here in Kentucky the state government has been struggling with bad equipment, software, policies and procedures for almost 2 years. The documentation requirements originally set out were nearly impossible to meet if you needed the Real ID to travel by air. Even I would have struggled to find the 5 required documents. Your current drivers license wasn't one of them until the state realized that very few legit citizens could meet the requirements.
I believe this was be design.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2020 07:55 AM (3H9h1)
Thanks.
Wasn't Castro an official F.O.B. (Friend of Bernie)?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:55 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2020 07:56 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:56 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 07:58 AM (Tnijr)
Winner of the Democratic caucus in Nevada
Oki doki
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 07:58 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:58 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 23, 2020 07:45 AM (iTXRQ)
The P400 shares all of its "components" with the 6.5 Optimizer that is still being made in mass quantities to supply the military.
The things that aren't being made anymore are the ceramic coated forged pistons, the web-reinforced bottom end, forged crank.. basically all of the components of the "block" that - if they were to go - the engine would as well.
So its not like the components are hard to come by to fix it. It's that the vehicle itself is unique. It's not complicated at all. It's very very simple - it has to be to be "grunt proof" but it was also designed to be maintained in a motor pool and not on a standard "civilian" maintenance cycle (3k,6k,12k, etc). The differences between the civvy and military versions are what is complicating matters as well. In a military HMMWV, removing the doghouse is two twists, 4 latches and the whole thing pops off and you can see the whole rear of the engine and bellhousing. On my truck, I have to take off the outer doghouse that has the glovebox, HVAC controls, stereo, window switches. Then I have to wade through the biggest mess of wires you've ever seen to get to the two twists and 4 latches. Then I have to remove the engine cover THROUGH that mess of tangled wire harnesses. It takes 2 hours by itself to just GET to that stuff. 30 seconds to swap out the switch.
I had the opportunity to convert it to a LMM duramax but I decided against it because I wanted a more reliable engine setup and I didn't want to have to re-engineer the entire driveline with upgraded shafts and gears to handle the dmax.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 23, 2020 07:58 AM (9V81o)
Comrade NaCLy, received nice package at dacha, labeling them as "books" was a master stroke, more to follow!
Pasib!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 07:58 AM (BiNEL)
The Winter Without Snow?
Well, almost. But we never got any really big storms, and doesn't look like we will.
I already miss Winter.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 23, 2020 07:59 AM (n/O3c)
Odds are that you're gonna win.
But if you lose....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:59 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:59 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:00 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 08:00 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 07:59 AM (tT0V4)
I couldn't possibly do this.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:00 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:00 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 07:55 AM (85Gof)
We just need to get Ace to ask the CinC to have a word with your CO.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:02 AM (BiNEL)
"
His position on the impact of illegal immigration has....evolved.
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/359188/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:02 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 08:00 AM (NVYyb)
We're slipping down the runs of rationality, into a black hole of a world in which truth, facts, evidence are the phantasms of the hateful.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:02 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2020 08:02 AM (I7upL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:02 AM (BiNEL)
That would be the surgeon general I guess lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:03 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
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Yeah, one of my sisters is also. You know, the PhD., "Doctor" she wants to be known as - by her sibs.
A counselor - the one that refused to look in on my mentally ill wife now and then.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2020 08:03 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 08:00 AM (NVYyb)
History and Logic were never their best courses in college
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:04 AM (85Gof)
Democrats winning strategy
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 08:04 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 23, 2020 08:04 AM (I7upL)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:05 AM (G546f)
Kinda hard to fight against Trump saying that SOME rich and powerful men enjoy a special physical relationship with Some women.
Uphill battle.....etc.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:05 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:02 AM (H8QX
When only your feelz are of importance, your country is headed to a bad place!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:06 AM (BiNEL)
Total FedGov-controlled healthcare, free college and trade school, drastically reduced defense spending, equal rights for LGBTQXYZ persons (actually, government-enforced privileges for them), banning fracking, Green New Deal in-place by 12 hours after Bernie's inauguration, legal abortion at any stage of gestation and until X days after birth, wage equality, and socialist economics across the board.
The only Dem Utopia things Bernie is maybe squishy on are Open Borders and Foreign Trade Policy.
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2020 08:06 AM (AMIL/)
Joe had a good showing in Colorado. He's gonna be the candidate. Go Joe Go.
============
This is either a message from the future (a week from Tuesday) or maybe from 1988. I wonder which...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 08:07 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:07 AM (Tnijr)
Well, it is the weekend.
Maybe Ace took his time machine out for a spin.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:08 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:08 AM (oVJmc)
Excellent. I was promised delivery by Monday.
I hope they all arrived undamaged.
Book rate is an inexpensive way to ship things.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 08:09 AM (u82oZ)
Did Breadline Bernie ever have a stated position on the iron curtain?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:10 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:11 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:11 AM (Tnijr)
These people can't count change, drive, operate basic tools and are socially retarded. They live in their mom's basements.
Having the gubmint take care of them seems like a winner in their eyes. The more socially bankrupt ones want revenge.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2020 08:11 AM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:12 AM (tT0V4)
All was in order!
And thanks for the overachieving contents.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:12 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:13 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 08:13 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 08:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Sorry but I'm pretty sure we are burying our heads in the sand if true
Look at Italy - they only started testing because one local showed up at the ER with suspicious pneumonia and now they have 4 towns in lockdown snd the Venice Carnivale canceled
Of course I'm freaking out because our trip to Florence & Rome is teo weeks away. Maybe by then there'll be an Italian mucce out front telling us sorry, country is closed
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:14 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 23, 2020 08:14 AM (NVYyb)
And that hideous wall was intact at the time?
I was shocked to find this out yesterday. I thought he honeymooned in the 60s or 70s, but it was 1988. He toured the USSR in its final years, and still thought it was peaches and cream. The system he came back and raved about collapsed immediately following.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:14 AM (oVJmc)
You are the one with the truest source of wealth imaginable: grandchildren. Hope this helps.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Berns approach is "right now" and that really turns off a lot of folks. Old time Dem's prefer the incrementalism they can get the GOPe to agree with
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 23, 2020 08:15 AM (DB16e)
His statement was made on Bernie Speaks with the Community; a local television show show that Sanders starred in back when he was mayor of Burlington, Vermont. A recent story at Politico magazine points out some other highlights of Bernie's time as a local TV star."
with video of original broadcast, from conservativereview.com
https://tinyurl.com/v6ju5ro
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at February 23, 2020 08:16 AM (2GPSc)
But this doesn't explain Bernie's appeal to people like my brother: undergraduate and graduate degrees from Harvard, very successful independent contractor, three kids, wife successful small business owner.
Politics operates at psycho-pathological levels we can't always measure easily.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:16 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Skip at February 23, 2020 08:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Writing a new book, or reading a new book?
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:17 AM (ONvIw)
They are out there......prepare accordingly.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2020 08:17 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
A work in progress, but yesterday, with children, grandchildren, and some friends that love to cook, was delightful!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:18 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:18 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:19 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:20 AM (H8QX8)
Have a blessed day, everyone. May your path through life be serene and filled with beauty. And green lights.
Hand washing is the new head on a swivel.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 23, 2020 08:20 AM (u82oZ)
Sigh. I try not to
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:20 AM (85Gof)
They are out there......prepare accordingly.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2020 08:17 AM (Z+IKu)
Yep. Horrible failure to educate about communism and dictatorships in general. There are precious few stories coming out of Venezuela these days?
Bernie is at least trumpeting his views, Buttie, by contrast, tries to look mainstream while he was indoctrinated from the cradle by his Gramscian papa
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:20 AM (ONvIw)
Do you wish that Russia would return to its former soviet socialist form of government?
Posted by: goatexchange at February 23, 2020 08:20 AM (qQTkI)
Posted by: vmom 2020
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Possibly. It sounds good - healthcare for everyone!
(Nevermind about cost, availability, impact on prices, markets, medical professionals, etc.)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2020 08:21 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:20 AM (H8QX
So you mean close down ALL the colleges and universities? I am good with that
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:21 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (SwWMX)
*maniacal cacklesharting*
Posted by: HRC at February 23, 2020 06:20 AM (ldmQR)
You know, that's actually a real thing.
Also rumored to be heard during Arkancides.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (rd+Bu)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (2+GkN)
(Nevermind about cost, availability, impact on prices, markets, medical professionals, etc.)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2020 08:21 AM (Y4EXg)
Who is actually denied access to "healthcare"?
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (ONvIw)
They are out there......prepare accordingly.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2020 08:17 AM (Z+IKu)
If anyone has doubts about the level of preparation required for the future, research Virginia's Governor public statements and the rejection of a Republican legislature majority to elect a radical Democrat majority in spite of the ample evidence that they were evil!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: CN
--
Oh now, there you go - fighting back with facts.
-- leftists everywhere
Posted by: Tonypete at February 23, 2020 08:23 AM (Y4EXg)
Yes boysband girls. Socialists, Anarchists, Communists, Fascists, Bombthrowers, et al. have been a problem for a very long time.
It's why a Moratorium was placed on immigration until the Rats took over in 1965 and flooded the country with more gibsmedats.
And here we are. Clown Show 2.0, or is 3.0? Tough to keep track without a program.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2020 08:24 AM (H4xk5)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (ONvIw)
Actually no one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:24 AM (85Gof)
Politics operates at psycho-pathological levels we can't always measure easily.
There are four large questions that everyone asks at one time or another:
1) Who am I?, 2) Why am I here? 3) Why is the world messed up? 4) Is there a way to fix it?
Socialists/Secularists answer 4) with "more education and government".
Education is why we have Common Core and this huge push to keep people, for as long as possible in an education program - for all of the rest, you need to be controlled and managed by government that knows best.
Posted by: 🐧 at February 23, 2020 08:24 AM (CVXiA)
That may be part of it, vmom. I've heard him praise the national healthcare in Europe. But mainly, he thinks all republicans are patriarchal capitalist pigs, the downfall of society. It's something hard-wired in him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:25 AM (H8QX8)
The problem is that Ocare showed us that beither govt nor industry can be trusted not yo screw it up further
It is a dilemma
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:25 AM (G546f)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:25 AM (G546f)
Virginia State Motto (Old and Tired):
Sic Semper Tyrannis!
Virginia State Motto (New and True):
Sic Semper Volgus!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:26 AM (BiNEL)
can't we all declare that we have sanctuary vehicles?
Posted by: f'd
I self-identify as a Greyhound bus with diplomatic immunity, so those bitches can't touch me!
I do have a helluva time using the toilet, though.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 23, 2020 08:27 AM (A668L)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:27 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: Coronoavirus at February 23, 2020 08:28 AM (CVXiA)
Berns approach is "right now" and that really turns off a lot of folks. Old time Dem's prefer the incrementalism they can get the GOPe to agree with
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 23, 2020 08:15 AM (DB16e)
You are right. His campaign stump speech mantra is, "People are sick and tired of (fill in the blank), and I'll fix it as soon as I'm elected!!!!"
The other thing that scares the Dem Establishment to death is the same as what scared/scares them and the GOPe about Trump: Bernie is not beholden to many if any parts of the Establishment, and Bernie will bust-up a lot of Establishment rice-bowls.
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2020 08:28 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:29 AM (Tnijr)
That ice fishing picture on Bing's home page looks like Coney Island on the 4th of July. So, Matthew McConaughey is lying to us?
Posted by: IrishEi at February 23, 2020 08:31 AM (sGotD)
Locally, in NJ, the urgent care centers actually do take cash. A two view xray, if you pay with a card or cash is 115.00 for example. Many big pharmacies give you very low cost antibiotics as well.
This notion of Americans dying in the street from infections is stupid. The fact that this lie is perpetrated might be what deters people from seeking care at all.
A few years back, when I was still working, a new MSW presented at work with an obvious infection but stated she was unable to be treated as she was not yet on the hospital's plan. She, a medical social worker, was unaware that medical groups took cash and that treatment for what turned out to be strep would not bankrupt her.
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:31 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Common Tater at February 23, 2020 08:31 AM (H4xk5)
I believe this was be design.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
Took me three trips to the DMV. Biggi problem was my SS card - I had my original laminated almost 30 years ago. Looks great. However, no laminated SS cards are acceptable for RealID, so I had to go to SS to get a new one.
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2020 08:32 AM (B7KlG)
Sound familiar?
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (Tnijr)
I would like 5 minutes behind the gym with him like in high school
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:34 AM (85Gof)
Letting the commies see what we have here would often result in them defecting. Why was that, Bernie?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:34 AM (oVJmc)
It appalls me that people fork over plenty for clothing (AOC's 580.00 sequin get up) or entertainment, but refuse to accept responsibility for their health.
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:35 AM (ONvIw)
Please donate to my campaign.
Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 23, 2020 08:35 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Gref at February 23, 2020 08:36 AM (AMIL/)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:27 AM (2+GkN)
Doesn't talk about it. Family seems agnostic. And he has a Masters from Harvard Divinity. Of course, the Divinity School is full of "liberation theologists," aka, cultural Marxists.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:36 AM (H8QX8)
Traditionally you go to a doctor or hospital and they make you sign a form saying you are responsible for all charges but they don't tell you how much, even a ballpark estimate or upper limit
Thankfully there have been more urgent care places opening up that do post prices now
Even some hospitals and doctors are doing it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:36 AM (G546f)
Seriously, when was the last time you heard anything about him that wasn't over his loony politics?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:36 AM (oVJmc)
Yep.
We had issues with our oldest daughter during HS. We were living in Kommiefornia at the time. She was skipping classes, smoking (OMG), not following directions, etc. When we met with her GC I suggested some disciplinary actions, both at school and home. I was told that sounded "militaristic" and wasn't "approved."
My response was along the lines: lolgf
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 23, 2020 08:37 AM (3H9h1)
Rob, who?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:37 AM (tT0V4)
link is to King's tweet about that
https://tinyurl.com/v33qhuw
Posted by: illiniwek at February 23, 2020 08:37 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: no good deed at February 23, 2020 08:37 AM (MmFTx)
A hundred or so years from now, when the history of these times is written with the perspective of distance, it's going to be generally agreed that major factors in saving the country were Gaylord being such a lazy shit, and Harry Reid being such a fucking dumbass.
They left all those sweet, sweet judgeships just sitting there, especially after Reid put the nuclear option in play.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (Ewo9R)
I don't know him for any other thing but "Meathead".
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (ONvIw)
They like stealing 20 percent of everybody Else's stuff.
Also the idea of shutting up dissenters from theft.
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (lXk8b)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:31 AM (ONvIw)
What's this you say, pay for something myself?
Quelle horreur!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (ONvIw)
The mentally ill who should be in some level of managed care, drug users who are paranoid, wounded criminals who fear arrest, disabled veterans who can't navigate the VA maze, and illegals who don't know that they can just walk in and skip on the bill.
And, of course, regular, hard working 1099 Joe's who will never step foot in a government assistance office, ask for charity, or go into debt. They get health care when someone calls the paramedics.
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (B7KlG)
It's just kind of amazing how a guy who's best known for playing a character called "Meathead" thinks that he's fucking Socrates, or Stephen Hawking, or something.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:39 AM (Ewo9R)
They like stealing 20 percent of everybody Else's stuff.
Also the idea of shutting up dissenters from theft."
They were promised free shit.
They want their free shit.
Pretty simple, actually.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (tT0V4)
Quelle horreur!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (BiNEL)
Yet she had no qualms buying plenty of new clothes and planning a ski trip.
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (ONvIw)
My son just got on a flight to London for business. Going to Brussels and then to Israel. A little anxious with all this virus stuff.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Billboards we'd like to see at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:41 AM (oVJmc)
Probably because everyone feels that a having a medical issue is "unfair". Sort of like many "intersectionalist" biological women who find it unfair that their physical condition requires them to purchase female specific products while biological males do not.
"I have this condition and you don't - it's not fair, I shouldn't have to carry this burden myself." also translates into "You are wealthier than me, its not fair you shouldn't hoard it all for yourself."
Modern individual Progressives want to socialize their miseries and yet hypocritically privatize their own gains.
Posted by: 🐧 at February 23, 2020 08:42 AM (CVXiA)
Posted by: f'd at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (Tnijr)
That commie fat meatheaded bastard is always running his mouth.
Where's Archie when we need him.....
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (Z+IKu)
Remind him to wash his hands and no kissing the locals, no matter how pretty
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (G546f)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (lXk8b)
Thank G-D for base a ball , well except for that asshole commissioner and a certain team in texas
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: no good deed at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 23, 2020 08:44 AM (SwWMX)
Posted by: no good deed at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (MmFTx)
Yup spot on
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:44 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:44 AM (lXk8b)
If they really wanted to send a message, they would have left his body at Fort Marcy Park
Posted by: 🐧 at February 23, 2020 08:44 AM (CVXiA)
When you hear these leftist fools saying something stupid
just remember
It's a regurgitation of last night's cocktail party chatter
many people said they heard the "deplorable" diatribe over a Hampton's coffee table before Cankles went public with it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2020 08:44 AM (rpxSz)
I just LOVE polishing my nuclear wombat with mango salsa rust blueing when I need to get my front left sway bar re-chakra'd!
Posted by: Joey Bidet at February 23, 2020 08:45 AM (w3OLr)
He who does not work, shall not eat.
[ ] V. Lenin
[ ] Donald Trump
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:45 AM (tT0V4)
I was born without a vagina.
Therefore all feminists should be required to provide me with the use of theirs at no charge.
Right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:45 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 23, 2020 08:45 AM (QzF6i)
And, of course, regular, hard working 1099 Joe's who will never step foot in a government assistance office, ask for charity, or go into debt. They get health care when someone calls the paramedics.
Posted by: Jean at February 23, 2020 08:38 AM (B7KlG)
I don't care about wounded criminals. As for the mentally ill and paranoid drug users, they often avoid treatment. We used to get them, commit them, treat them, provide them with a discharge plan that often included a place to live. They rapidly went off their meds and back to threatening behavior and street drugs. I will give my home state some cred for Involuntary Outpatient Commitment, which has helped with some of this backsliding with the mentally ill
Many groups gladly inform illegals about EMTALA.
EMTALA is for everyone, btw, not just illegals. Nobody is told "put up the cash or GTFO".
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:47 AM (ONvIw)
Therefore all feminists should be required to provide me with the use of theirs at no charge"
You were born without a car too, but you can rent one.
Posted by: Billboards we'd like to see at February 23, 2020 08:47 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:47 AM (lXk8b)
Although the head of the Catholic Church did not mention any specific proposals by name, it appears he was referring to Trump's 'Deal of the Century' that allows Israel to annex all of its settlements along with the strategic Jordan Valley
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:47 AM (85Gof)
Sound familiar?
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (cknjq)
Their party is just as fucking corrupt as the GOP is/was and needs a thorough purge of all the careerists. MiniMike is kind of their Trump equivalent in terms of being an outsider but is thoroughly unlikeable and I can't see him gaining a foothold no matter how much The View cackling hens try to convince the wine moms.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 23, 2020 08:48 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (QzF6i)
~~~~~
I think he'll be okay. The virus is not widespread there.
It could be worse...went to a wedding yesterday and the bride and groom are leaving today for a honeymoon in Cambodia and Vietnam.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 23, 2020 08:49 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:49 AM (lXk8b)
Although the head of the Catholic Church did not mention any specific proposals by name, it appears he was referring to Trump's 'Deal of the Century' that allows Israel to annex all of its settlements along with the strategic Jordan Valley
Catholic Pope involved in conflict between Muslims and Jews.
Stay in your lane, commie.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:49 AM (oVJmc)
Therefore all feminists should be required to provide me with the use of theirs at no charge"
My underwear is a vagina desert.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:49 AM (tT0V4)
290. Well there you are . Evangelical Christians align with the GOP.
They are the one true religious enemy of Marxism. It used to be the RCC
but no longer because a liberation theo-Marxist cuot currently runs my
Church.
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:43 AM (2+GkN)
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Uh, no.
I was at mass just yesterday and they seemed pretty committed to stopping abortion.
It's fine to disagree with the pope on politics. Certainly I do.
But let's not forget that the Church is bigger by far than one man.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 23, 2020 08:50 AM (cfSRQ)
Sound familiar?
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 23, 2020 08:33 AM (cknjq)
Good observation.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:50 AM (H8QX8)
I'm old enough to remember when that was a punk rock song by The Dead Kennedys.
Well, you'll work harder with a gun in your back
For a bowl of rice a day
Slave for soldiers till you starve
Then your head is skewered on a stake
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:50 AM (Ewo9R)
What some call a danger, others call a desired outcome.
Potato, Potahto.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:51 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:52 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:52 AM (lXk8b)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:52 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:53 AM (lXk8b)
Posted by: JT at February 23, 2020 08:53 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: klaftern at February 23, 2020 08:53 AM (RuIsu)
Did Sanders ever ackshuawllee formally join the Democrat party?
As much as I'd love for Burnie to win and perhaps fracture the Dim Party for a generation or so,
it seems the fix would be very easy if there's some old, never formally employed rule that any person who runs as the Democrat candidate must be a registered Democrat.
I can see the Elite Dims going all, "Oops. Well lookee here. Rules is rules. Your votes can't count. Thanks for playing."
at some point, before the convention.
Maybe with the proviso that all votes which Burnie gets after joining can count.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 23, 2020 08:53 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:53 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Just once I would love to see one of these chowderheads say "holy crap, this socialism/communism is shit!"
Posted by: Bruce at February 23, 2020 08:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 08:52 AM (H8QX
That's why there's an army of unhinged violent halfwits ready to interpret his teachings.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2020 08:54 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:54 AM (lXk8b)
The thing I'd be worried about with Burnie is who he'd pick as a running mate. I wouldn't expect Burnie himself to last out even one term. If he had an energetic young commie as veep, though, that would worry me.
And, given the history of communist leaders, it should worry him. "Oh, Comrade Burnie has had a bad cold, that's why he hasn't been seen for the last couple of years".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:54 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 23, 2020 08:54 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:54 AM (lXk8b)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2020 08:55 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:55 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: willow at February 23, 2020 08:55 AM (lXk8b)
the 987th reason why he lost in 2012
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2020 08:55 AM (rpxSz)
So is Mike Lee, BTW
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:55 AM (ONvIw)
----------
I'm old enough to remember when that was a punk rock song by The Dead Kennedys.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:50 AM (Ewo9R)
~~~~~
Ha! Dead Kennedys would fit as they're both in their early 40s, and both dippy hippies from Ashville, NC. They're not worried at all!
I didn't bother mentioning to anyone that Vietnam has just closed all schools until the end of March. Yeah. No worries.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 23, 2020 08:56 AM (sGotD)
"Golden", in this sense, means "gay as a tree full of monkeys", right?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:56 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: China at February 23, 2020 08:56 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2020 08:56 AM (rpxSz)
329. This pope is truly an infamnia NGU. He is a species of Antichrist.
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 08:52 AM (2+GkN)
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Pope Francis has done a great service to the Church.
He has exposed its corrupt elements far better than any reformer could have hoped. I was among the many who assumed that the abusive priests were an aberration, but Francis' actions have shown that there was in fact a Lavender Mafia and that certain leaders deliberately shielded them from being held to account.
For this we should be profoundly grateful, because now we see the problem clearly. Until we had that, reform would have been impossible.
"Oft evil will shall evil mar."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 23, 2020 08:57 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 23, 2020 08:57 AM (rpxSz)
Maybe there'll be a quarantine and they just won't be allowed back in the United States.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 23, 2020 08:58 AM (Ewo9R)
right? He was talking to DHS about going back to work there, and he was
getting married in a few months. So obviously he had nothing to look
forward to in his life. Why not just drive out to the middle of nowhere
and shoot himself in the head? Makes perfect sense! And it's surely
just a happy coincidence that he was a major critic of the Obama
administration's practice of erasing islamic terrorists' records so that
they could obtain all sorts of nice U.S. government jobs and benefits,
not to mention access to classified information.
Yeah, nothing suspicious here at all. Just move along, folks.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 23, 2020 07:17 AM (k4dH2)
There won't be one single damn mention of it in the MFM. It's a non story for them because they are propaganda wing of the DNC. The only way it gets any notice is if Trump brings it up and then the MFM will scream that he's conspiracy mongering.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 23, 2020 08:58 AM (t+tI7)
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 08:22 AM (ONvIw)
Actually no one
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 08:24 AM---
Nobody. Around here every hospital has signs in both English and Spanish that says it is against the law to deny anyone healthcare even if they can't pay for it or have no insurance.
And there is usually a phone number you can call to report the hospital if they turn you away for not being able to pay.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2020 08:58 AM (JUOKG)
My friend's mom is in South Korea. She keeps sending reports back about how awful the outbreak is there.
Posted by: no good deed at February 23, 2020 08:58 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Winston at February 23, 2020 08:59 AM (RyWXu)
Depends if they'll be able to resist doing a "republicans pounce!" style thing in order to call Steve King a conspiracy theorist.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 23, 2020 08:59 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 23, 2020 08:59 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 23, 2020 08:54 AM (t+qrx)
Yes!
Bernie would be managed from day one by the far left.
And his "accomplishments" would be putting into motion policies and definitions that will be impossible to unravel.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 23, 2020 08:59 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: saf at February 23, 2020 09:00 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 09:00 AM (2+GkN)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 23, 2020 09:00 AM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 23, 2020 08:58 AM (JUOKG)
And the penalties for the facility are huge.
Posted by: CN at February 23, 2020 09:01 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 09:01 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 23, 2020 09:01 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 23, 2020 09:01 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 23, 2020 09:02 AM (QzF6i)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 23, 2020 09:02 AM (SwWMX)
Posted by: Winston at February 23, 2020 09:03 AM (RyWXu)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 09:03 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 09:03 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2020 09:04 AM (8IOEj)
Must be hard to be yesterday's golden boy, now forgotten...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 08:55 AM (oVJmc)
Fuck that guy in particular, joining the cast of dumbass losers no one cares about: Jarles Chohnson, Patterico, whoever that dicknose was who had a meltdown here over EoJ...
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 23, 2020 09:05 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 23, 2020 09:06 AM (PUmDY)
It's how much you are on the hook for for the services
Last year had to call 911 for the kid
Ambulance ride (2 miles, no treatment during the ride, just transport) was around a thousand bucks
We have a high deductible plan do I had to pay out of pocket
911 EMTs are township selected and basically a monopoly do they charge what they charge
One hour at ER for dx of a virus would gsve been another thousand, but insurance negotiated rare got it down to 600
Access to care is there
Feeling helpless about how much it can cost is also there
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 09:10 AM (G546f)
Meanwhile in the Democratic stronghold of Baltimore......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 23, 2020 09:15 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 23, 2020 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 23, 2020 08:40 AM (G546f)
Make sure it locks like a suicide, and a loner.
Got it?
Posted by: Deep State operative at February 23, 2020 09:37 AM (HWbuD)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 23, 2020 09:40 AM (9dzlp)
I saw this on Powerline. Yelled Yeah!
Posted by: AnnaS at February 23, 2020 09:51 AM (l4l/z)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 23, 2020 08:50 AM (cfSRQ)
True. A whole bunch of Cardinals voted for this Pope. The church has a lot of problems eh?
Posted by: Some Guy in Wisconsin at February 23, 2020 09:56 AM (90+00)
Posted by: Button Pushing Monkey at February 23, 2020 10:47 AM (BJcQt)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 23, 2020 09:04 AM (8IOEj)
No, the Church has not embraced liberation theology since the 1950s at least. A few rogue bishops in Latin American countries were subscribers to this anti-Catholic philosophy. In case you missed it, John Paul II, himself a victim of both Nazis and Communists, advocated strongly against all forms of Communism, and was credited with Ronald Reagan of being instrumental in bringing down the Berlin Wall.
I *get* that you are biased against Catholics, so of course, FOR YOU...it isn't about who is Pope now.
Posted by: kallisto at February 23, 2020 02:26 PM (kD8Fh)
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