Monday Overnight Open Thread (2/24/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“I think a lot of our prisons in this country were built on an effort of punishment. But when you punish somebody, there’s got to be something about rehabilitation and second chances, and that’s what we’re doing in these prisons.” Sean Pica


Quote II

See, when Donald Trump came into office, unlike Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit, he did not have a bulging Rolodex full of eager sycophants with bureaucratic experience. He first tried to hire old “conservative” establishment hands and found that their loyalty to the establishment trumped their purported conservatism. Slowly, he has been surrounding himself with quality people. And those Trump loyalists brought into the administration fresh? Well, after three years, they now have experience. They know their way around. He has built a cadre of tough, experienced loyalists within the bureaucracy. Just think of how it is going to be after eight years. Kurt Schlichter


Quote III

"What kind of a town lets their chief of police walk out in a snowstorm in his underwear?" Rick Sampson


Quote IV

“It is so clearly unconstitutional under the First Amendment that it's hard to believe that it's still on the books. It punishes speech based on the content of the speech, and that it is one of the key concepts of the First Amendment — that the government cannot punish speech based on its content.” William Dunlap, a professor at the Quinnipiac University School of Law in North Haven, Connecticut


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How can he hang himself if he's at the local hospital? Harvey Weinstein hospitalized with chest pains after his conviction.


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Lately the news out of the U.K has been depressing. I'm surprised this hasn't been outlawed.

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Leaking is leaking except when it's fashionable, just ask James Comey or Andrew McCabe SPITS

If leaking classified information is all right for an FBI director and his deputy, why could it end up getting Henry Kyle Frese up to 10 years in prison?

Frese, 31, is a former Defense Intelligence Agency employee pled guilty on Thursday “to charges related to his disclosure of classified national defense information (NDI) to two journalists in 2018 and 2019,” according to a Department of Justice news release.

The press release said that Frese had transmitted classified information about defense capabilities to two journalists on dozens of occasions, in addition to passing information to an overseas consultant.


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Public universities continue to be sewers. At least Thee Ohio State University kids are raising their own funds and not sucking off the taxpayer's teat.

The event’s Twitter account posted last month that it expected to raise $3,000 for the week’s events which concluded last Sunday, February 16. According to the school’s student activities portal, student organizations can “apply for up to $2000 or $3000 in programming funds,” but club president and founder Abby Rinderle informed The College Fix that the group was not using university funds to finance the project.

Rinderle said in email correspondence with The Fix that the school does not grant the highest level of funding to new organizations. “We actually are not eligible for $3,000 because we are a relatively new organization and you have to be established for a few years. We are eligible for $2,000, though we are not using any of those funds for Sex Week. We fundraise outside of Ohio State and partner with various Columbus organizations in order to make Sex Week happen,” Rinderle claimed.


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Women with large chests suffer from worse colds, study finds.

While women who have less than ample bosoms might wish they were a little more “blessed in the chest” as they say, those of us with larger cup sizes know that it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Clothes don’t fit right, our backs hurt, and there’s literally no way a natural DD is ever going to be anywhere near perky. Now there’s even worse news: having a larger chest also means suffering from worse colds!

Vicks VapoRub anyone?

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Most excellent, a social worker who hates men.

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Do we really only have 12 years to turn this ship around? Stupid and uninformed people do.

Global warming and additional CO2 are benefiting humankind today and will still be a net benefit for many years to come. Someday, if the worst climate change computer projections turn out to be true, there may be a net cost. To compute the cost of global warming we need to determine the net present value of the current and future benefits (negative costs) and the net present value of the possible future costs, after multiplying the possible future costs by the probability that they may occur. This calculation needs to be done at some chosen future date, the date should be far enough in the future that some positive costs could occur, but not so far in the future as to invalidate our climate and economic projections. Obviously, the longer in the future that we project the climate and its impacts, the less certain we are that they are valid. If the result is a negative cost number, then we have a net benefit to humankind and if positive we may have a problem if the cost is too high. Sounds simple enough, but the process is fraught with problems. In the words of IPCC:


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The Perverse Panic over Plastic - The campaign against disposable bags and other products is harming the planet and the public.

Why do our political leaders want to take away our plastic bags and straws? This question is even more puzzling than a related one that I’ve been studying for decades: Why do they want us to recycle our garbage?

The two obsessions have some common roots, but the moral panic over plastic is especially perverse. The recycling movement had a superficial logic, at least at the outset. Municipal officials expected to save money by recycling trash instead of burying or burning it. Now that recycling has turned out to be ruinously expensive while achieving little or no environmental benefit, some local officials—the pragmatic ones, anyway—are once again sending trash straight to landfills and incinerators.

The plastic panic has never made any sense, and it’s intensifying even as evidence mounts that it’s not only a waste of money but also harmful to the environment, not to mention humans. It’s been a movement in search of a rationale for half a century. During the 1970s, environmentalists like Barry Commoner wanted the government to restrict the use of plastic because it was made from petroleum, which we needed to hoard because we would soon run out of it. When the “energy crisis” proved a false alarm, environmentalists looked for new reasons to panic.


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Imagine there’s no bread
It’s easy if you try
No tacos or hot sauce,
Nothing cold or fried,
Imagine all the people living in the gulags

Imagine there’s no money
It isn’t hard to do
Nothing to eat or drink
And no bacon too
Imagine all the people living short life spans ooooh

You may say I’m a commie
But I’m not the only one
And someday you will join us
Or we’ll shoot you in the face

Imagine no possessions
Because all your stuff was redistributed
Lots of greed and hunger
A brotherhood of man
Imagine all the people sharing all your stuff, yeah

You may say I’m a commie
But I’m not the only one
Did you say you don’t like that?
Then it’s the gulag for you, son

The Babylon Bee


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Because California cares.

I realize this story is a bit off the beaten path but bear with me. Some legislators in California recently proposed a new bill that would specifically target the pornography industry in their state. But rather than trying to just stamp out porn, they are claiming that they want to protect women and cut down on human trafficking. (Both noble goals, to be sure.) But in order to do that, they want all of the adult film actors to be fingerprinted, go through a background check and complete regular training on a variety of safety-related subjects. The response from the Adult Performers Actors Guild was swift and decidedly negative. (NBC News)


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Former Vermont governor, Howard Dean, the man dumber than dog shit.

Dog shit loser.

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To those of you who live south of the Mason Dixon Line, you may or may not be interested. To those of us who live north of it, this is pretty darn cool.


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He did maintain his right to remain silent.

GREENFIELD, WI — A 21-year-old Milwaukee man has been arrested and charged after Greenfield police say he held a bag containing 33 grams of cocaine in his mouth for several hours in an attempt to prevent police from finding the drugs.

Police said officers tried getting him to spit the bag out, tried the Heimlich maneuver, and eventually brought him to the hospital for X-rays before the bag suddenly appeared on the hospital room floor where he was being held.

According to Greenfield police, an officer on patrol at just after 11 p.m. on Feb. 11 near the 4600 block of S. 27th Street pulled over the driver of a blue BMW after the officer saw the BMW roll through a stop at a red light at W. Layton Ave.

The ONT Musical Interlude


On this day: 24 Feb 2010
Promotions company MCD launched a $2.3 million lawsuit against Prince for pulling out of a concert in Dublin, Ireland in June, 2008, just ten days before it was to take place. The singer blamed the William Morris Agency for booking the event without permission, but the agency said the star cancelled the gig and gave "no reason of substance" for deciding to pull out. via thisdayinmusic.com

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On this day: 24 Feb 1969
The Jimi Hendrix Experience played their last ever-British performance when they appeared at the Royal Albert Hall. via thisdayinmusic.com


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A funny thing happened at the ice arena. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

David Ayres, a 42 year-old zamboni driver, was called in as an emergency goaltender Saturday night after the starting goalie and backup were both unable to play due to injuries.

Ayres made 8 saves on 10 shots to help lift the Carolina Hurricanes over the Toronto Maple Leafs.

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Lust.

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire, AceCorp, LLC and the International Brotherhood of Cobs. As always it is easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission.

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Comments

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1 Nood?

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 09:55 PM (+oVP5)

2 Yes!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)

3 happy monday night!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 09:56 PM (PkVlr)

4 Heck. I was distracted...

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 24, 2020 09:56 PM (HuH1F)

5 Curses! Foiled again...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)

6 Darn it!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 24, 2020 09:56 PM (u5qwU)

7 Many thanks to Joe Mannix for calling nood in the previous thread before posting here.

You are truly a gentleman and a scholar, sir.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (+oVP5)

8 ONT!

Posted by: tbodie at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (V0CWC)

9 ♪ ___ ♪
Ain't she sweet __ Here we come
See her walkin __ Walkin
down the street __ down the street
Now I ask you very __ Get the funniest
confidentially __ looks from
Ain't she sweet __ Everyone we meet

Just cast a glance __ Hey hey we're the
in her direction ______*$*$#^#^$&

[sound of needle screeching across record]

Oh, look! It's an ONT! Yay!

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (Isn+8)

10 Contenty! Thanks MisHum!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (Y4EXg)

11 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (JFzNN)

12 That landscape looks like earth after the next long Maunder Minimum!

Pretty nonetheless.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (BiNEL)

13 First!!

Posted by: Jmel at February 24, 2020 09:58 PM (OeWgo)

14 {{{{Horde}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 24, 2020 09:58 PM (/UQ/R)

15 Liebe meine Abschminke! It's the ONT!!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 09:59 PM (7WaWV)

16 Nice ONT. Thanks as always, MisHum!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 09:59 PM (Rk8c4)

17 SO...WHAT WOULD YOU SAY WE DO HERE?

Posted by: the Bobs, AKA Miklos at February 24, 2020 09:59 PM (QzkSJ)

18 Many thanks to Joe Mannix for calling nood in the previous thread before posting here.

You are truly a gentleman and a scholar, sir.
Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 09:57 PM (+oVP5)
++++++++++
:: doffs cap ::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 09:59 PM (Rk8c4)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 09:59 PM (arJlL)

20 'sup

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:00 PM (zo4+n)

21 I coulda been first, but I kept rerunning the cone video.

Posted by: Delurked Again at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (W4M6f)

22 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 09:59 PM (Rk8c4)


Thank you Joe, it appears you are a true gentleman and a scholar tonight.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

23 I love love love love this 12 year stuff.

Way to go, idiots. I know they think this is the brass ring, but it isn't. Not enough people believe them. They've been crying wolf for forty years or more, and it's just too tiresome now.

Besides, let's assume they're right. Here's a question for the Horde (I have my own thoughts):
If the assessment is correct that we have only 12 years to achieve global carbon neutrality or we cross the Rubicon and it *cannot be fixed,* then what is the correct course of action?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)

24 Hello Dear, is it snowing tonight?

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:02 PM (xUVVX)

25 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: chango butt at February 24, 2020 10:02 PM (B+t5k)

26 According to today's COVID-19 numbers out of China, the number of people infected went down by a net 2,200. If that rate holds up China will be virus-free in three weeks.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 10:03 PM (GtG/j)

27
Obviously, the longer in the future that we project the climate and its impacts, the less certain we are that they are valid. If the result is a negative cost number, then we have a net benefit to humankind and if positive we may have a problem if the cost is too high. Sounds simple enough, but the process is fraught with problems. In the words of IPCC:


Oh, they've done this costing out, I'm sure. Now they're figuring out how to "hide the decline" in THAT computation stream, because THEY KNOW what the answer ought to be.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:03 PM (pNxlR)

28 If the assessment is correct that we have only 12 years to achieve global carbon neutrality or we cross the Rubicon and it *cannot be fixed,* then what is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)

Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 24, 2020 10:03 PM (85Gof)

29 Besides, let's assume they're right. Here's a question for the Horde (I have my own thoughts):
If the assessment is correct that we have only 12 years to achieve global carbon neutrality or we cross the Rubicon and it *cannot be fixed,* then what is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)


Buy moar muscle cars.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 10:03 PM (aS1PU)

30 I didn't really need that last pic, thank you very much.

Love the story of the zamboni driver turned winning goalie. That is pretty darn cool.

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (mFoNl)

31 According to today's COVID-19 numbers out of China, the number of people infected went down by a net 2,200. If that rate holds up China will be virus-free in three weeks.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 10:03 PM (GtG/j)
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I doubt it. Time will tell, I suppose. Though given the quality of Chinese data, I don't trust any of it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (Rk8c4)

32 Top pic - I like the way focus stretches from the snow on the branch tips close-up on the upper left, down the hill and out toward the horizon, 'way 'way out to where the fog in the valley and the clouds in the sky meld.

I was trying for that in a doodle years ago
mindfulwebworks.com/doodles/valleyscape-revisited

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (Isn+8)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

35 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)
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I dunno. MisHum seems to do it "his way."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:05 PM (Rk8c4)

36 Snowpiercer is coming.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (PUmDY)

37 34 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

It's not snowing

And

Maybe

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

38 @34: "34 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?"

Sounds like someone is asking for more Yoko.

Posted by: Walter Freeman at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (+oVP5)

39 "I coulda been first, but I kept rerunning the cone video."

Out of the 1.33m views on the clip's counter I may have contributed to 1.1m of them...

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (zo4+n)

40 Be glad when Orange gets outta Injuh. The trip gave mnw the willies.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (Cssks)

41 > Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll

Yeah, if there's only going to be 12 years, why not go for the rhinoceros steaks and the whooping crane eggs for breakfast?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (lbYzk)

42 Long layoff for Better Call Saul but it's still good.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (oZuI0)

43 then what is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)


Par-Tay like there is no tomorrow...


because there won't be one

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

44 I dunno. MisHum seems to do it "his way."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:05 PM (Rk8c4)

Just never say nothing bad about no-talent Canuck Neil Young. Gets him all het up.

*ducks*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (x8Wzq)

45 Kill all the whales. Render the blubber down for sexual lubricants.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (lbYzk)

46 David Ayers will be at the Carolina Hurricanes' home game Tuesday night.

Posted by: Vendette at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (nRNOc)

47 Harvey Weinstein can work on a road crew for his community service. He likes to water plants.

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:08 PM (xUVVX)

48 Beautiful winter photo up top, Mis Hum! Thanks for the Cranberries. Great tune.

Pray for our President and our valiant warriors.

Now, back to read the content...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 10:08 PM (WFcrO)

49 Ian Dury rocked.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:08 PM (PUmDY)

50 Women with large chests suffer from worse colds, study finds.

The story didn't have any pics !

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (arJlL)

51 Posted by: Serious Cat at February 24, 2020 10:03 PM (GtG/j)

When you run crematoriums 24/7 long enough, there is a marked decrease in the number of sick people!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (BiNEL)

52 Could do without the stinkfinger pic at the bottom.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

53 Kloby had Buttboi pegged

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (rpxSz)

54
That snowblower on the front of a truck is no big deal up north, at least for government road crews. They have had those for decades.They use them, with dump tricks, to cut down / cut back the snowbanks as the winter goes on and on.

Listen to the sounds of the guy's footsteps. That's the sound of snow when it's really cold. In the movie, "Nobody's Fool", that sound comes and goes, often during one day of the story, because scenes were filmed out of order for the story itself.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (pNxlR)

55 Be glad when Orange gets outta Injuh. The trip gave mnw the willies.
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (Cssks)

Totally agree. There is no rule that the president needs to travel abroad. He is the richest target on the planet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (x8Wzq)

56 > If that rate holds up China will be virus-free in three weeks.

While I could be wrong, I have a gut feeling that if the stuff were really all that infectious we'd be seeing massive numbers of cases elsewhere by now, and we're not.

It may only be a problem in places with China-like population densities. That will suck for the Netherlands, but pretty much no where else outside of Asia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (lbYzk)

57 as for Ayres, i hope he gets a team jersey. if i was a hockey fan i would buy it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

58 Could do without the stinkfinger pic at the bottom.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (ykYG2)
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So, I went and looked again because of your comment. At first glance, I assumed their hands were each-other's pockets.

Ugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (Rk8c4)

59 Be glad when Orange gets outta Injuh. The trip gave mnw the willies.
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (Cssks)


You are not alone!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (BiNEL)

60 34 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

-------------------------------

You want Sinatra.

You'll take Gershwin.

You'll get Yoko.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (CAJOC)

61 Rush says that the Corona Virus is basically a head cold, with a 98% survival rate.

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (xUVVX)

62 International Brotherhood of Cobs, eh? Have you considered expanding your purview? It's easy if you try.

Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (DMUuz)

63 a co worker of mine sold ALL of her stocks today.

I rolled my eyes and asked why.

She said, the market is in a free fall and this is the beginning of the end.

Jeebus

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)

64 47 Harvey Weinstein can work on a road crew for his community service. He likes to water plants.
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:08 PM (xUVVX

heard that they have already transferred him to the prison hospital

he'll probably be back working in a few

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (rpxSz)

65 Lust and lint.

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (RuIsu)

66 55 Be glad when Orange gets outta Injuh. The trip gave mnw the willies.
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (Cssks)

Totally agree. There is no rule that the president needs to travel abroad. He is the richest target on the planet.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (x8Wzq)

--A lot of Hindu Indians (and 111% of the Sikhs) can't stand Musselmen, so they would not benefit from any harm to The Donald.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (oZuI0)

67 How can he hang himself if he's at the local hospital? Harvey Weinstein hospitalized with chest pains after his conviction.


________



This reminds me: Phillip Haney Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (WqPYg)

68 Rush says that the Corona Virus is basically a head cold, with a 98% survival rate.

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (xUVVX)


I don't know of heads colds that cause people to keel over dead while walking in the street.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (Y8PSl)

69 You'll get Yoko.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (CAJOC)

Yoko has been done to death. Need another villainess. Does Markle sing?

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xUVVX)

70 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

It's not snowing

And

Maybe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Dean Martin ?

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (arJlL)

71 56 > If that rate holds up China will be virus-free in three weeks.

While I could be wrong, I have a gut feeling that if the stuff were really all that infectious we'd be seeing massive numbers of cases elsewhere by now, and we're not.

It may only be a problem in places with China-like population densities. That will suck for the Netherlands, but pretty much no where else outside of Asia.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Which makes the case for suburban communities versus congested urban high rises.

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (mFoNl)

72 Jeebus
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)


Have you ever heard of Black Swan events?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (BiNEL)

73 Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)

I sure wouldn't want her as a nurse.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (aA3+G)

74 a co worker of mine sold ALL of her stocks today.

I rolled my eyes and asked why.

She said, the market is in a free fall and this is the beginning of the end.

Jeebus
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)


My son is planning on buying stocks tomorrow.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 10:13 PM (aS1PU)

75 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Lust.

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"You scratch my butt and I"ll scratch yours."

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 10:13 PM (WqPYg)

76 Rush says that the Corona Virus is basically a head cold, with a 98% survival rate.

The 1918 flu had a 97.5% survival rate.

If coronavirus has a 98% survival rate, and infects half the population of the United States, that's three million dead.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 10:13 PM (I2/tG)

77 At least once a year I have to listen to Ferment by Catherine Wheel, at full blast.

Tonight's that night.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:13 PM (oZuI0)

78 Rush says that the Corona Virus is basically a head cold, with a 98% survival rate.
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (xUVVX)

admittedly I have not done a lot of digging into this, but the numbers I gathered led to a 2 to 3% mortality rate. par for course of most of these kinds of influenzas.

Just saying, my Zippo and can of hair spray are in the cabinet.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:13 PM (x8Wzq)

79 Phillip Haney Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (WqPYg)


Do tell!

J Epstein
S Rich

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (BiNEL)

80 63 a co worker of mine sold ALL of her stocks today.

I'm guessing no dividend payers

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (rpxSz)

81 Nurse, what were her stocks? Lol

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (PUmDY)

82 I sure wouldn't want her as a nurse.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

she's a surgeon

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (PkVlr)

83 Thanks for the ONT.

Women with more than Ample Bosoms. God Bless every one of them. True Americans, no matter where they are born.

*America starts playing softly in the background*

God bless them for the tight shirts they favor.

God bless them for the evil grin they give you when they catch you looking.

*music gets louder*

God bless trampolines.

God bless wet T-shirts.

God bless the United States of America!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (2B9A/)

84 My thoughts on the 12 year crap:

If you really believe that, I see only one reasonable course of action. "Carbon neutrality" is not possible with causing probably billions of people to die. That is unacceptable. So instead, the right answer is to decontrol *everything.* Scrap all regulations, most taxes, all trade restrictions, all environmental controls, all of it. Maximize production at all costs and do it right now.

Work to improve the quality of life for as many people as humanly possible in the time we have left. Stockpile as much as possible for the future, and if you're feeling really ambitious try to seriously colonize a foreign body like the moon.

But if we're really about to cross the line and we can't help *but* cross it, then rape the Earth now to make it as good as we can make it in the time we have left. Production for its own sake and at all costs with no consideration of externalities is the best answer I have come up with.

I don't advocate this position, though, because the premise is bullshit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:15 PM (Rk8c4)

85 as for Ayres, i hope he gets a team jersey. if i was a hockey fan i would buy it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (ykYG2)

The Hurricanes are selling t-shirts via their team shop, with royalties going to him and another part of the proceeds going to a kidney foundation, since he had a kidney transplant when he was 27 or so.

Posted by: Vendette at February 24, 2020 10:15 PM (nRNOc)

86 I sure wouldn't want her as a nurse.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

she's a surgeon
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (PkVlr)


Rocket Surgeon?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 10:15 PM (aS1PU)

87 logprof

They couldn't protect their OWN heads of state-- Indira & Sanjay.

The Tamil Tigers got the one & the Sikhs the other. To hell with that.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:15 PM (Cssks)

88 >>a co worker of mine sold ALL of her stocks today.


That's gonna hurt when the Tax Man comes by.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:15 PM (n71j4)

89 a co worker of mine sold ALL of her stocks today.

A lot of people did that the day after Black Monday in 1987. If they had held their socks, and waited a few months, they would have gotten all their losses back.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (I2/tG)

90 Thanks for a great ONT, MisHum!

That free speech story has my knickers in a twist, though.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (TdMsT)

91 The Perverse Panic over Plastic - The campaign against disposable bags and other products is harming the planet and the public.
***

The point is to make life harder for the normies, and especially the working class normies.


The town I moved to recently banned bags....and I noticed my neighbors now buy the bags they used to get for free (for doggie doo and wastebaskets) and toss out the bigger, bulkier paper bags.


Just ban shipping "recyclables" going overseas and you've got the actual problem solved. If liberals want to recycle plastic by all means lets build some facilities in the tonier neighborhoods in New Yuck and Mexifornia.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (WdocV)

92 >>she's a surgeon


Her eggs are like, super valuable.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (n71j4)

93 82 I sure wouldn't want her as a nurse.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

she's a surgeon
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (PkVlr)

Oh F*ck thats even worse.

Note to self. Self, no surgery on the west coast.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

94 {{{Horde hug}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

95
This reminds me: Phillip Haney Didn't Kill Himself.
Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (WqPYg)

*kicks snow drift*

Totally meant to post this very thing. But, beer needed purchasing.

But yes. Yet another weirdly specific demise.

TIN FOIL! YES WE MUCH!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (x8Wzq)

96 then rape the Earth now

___

I like rape.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (WdocV)

97 But in order to do that, they want all of the adult film actors to be fingerprinted, go through a background check and complete regular training on a variety of safety-related subjects.

________


Sexual Organ Privilege and Sensitivity Training FTW!

Posted by: ShainS at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (WqPYg)

98 >>{{Horde hug}}}


*Grabs Buns*

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (n71j4)

99 So we got a new toy yesterday......can't wait to shoot it this weekend.......of course before it is lost in the horrible canoe accident next Monday

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (/UQ/R)

100 100

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (7ZQe3)

101 MisHu,

She's a fantastic spine surgeon.
But a flake. I have to remind her to go to the bathroom.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (PkVlr)

102 Snowblower guy is an example of why the commies will never win.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:18 PM (xSo9G)

103 Ha, nailed it. AND I read the content

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2020 10:18 PM (7ZQe3)

104 43 then what is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)

Par-Tay like there is no tomorrow...


because there won't be one
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:07 PM (BiNEL)

Yep. Blaze of total debauchery, baby!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)

105 TIN FOIL! YES WE MUCH!
___

If the government wants people to trust it, it shouldn't do things like wiretap the opposition presidential candidate's campaign. Oh and murder Seth Rich, Whitey Bulger and Jeffrey Epstein.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2020 10:18 PM (WdocV)

106 69 You'll get Yoko.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 24, 2020 10:10 PM (CAJOC)

Yoko has been done to death. Need another villainess. Does Markle sing?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (xUVVX)

---------------------------------------

How about a Greta Thunberg remix?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (CAJOC)

107 Drink like Vikings is present. Hail.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (bgJ0E)

108 Re: the sidebar. I've kept track of the "progressive stack" before it was even actually an acknowledged thing. Here's where it *really* stands:

Illegal Aliens
Muslims
Trans
Violent Felons
Gay
Lesbian
Black/Hispanic
Pedophiles
Leftist "Republicans"
Communist Dictators
Other Dictators
Ugly Women
American Indians
Pretty Women
Dead People
Everyone Else
Conservatives
Christians and Jews
Practicing Catholics

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (uEbPt)

109 As I understand it, the idea is to buy low & sell high. Therefore, today would've been a thoroughly rotten day to cash out.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (Cssks)

110 98 >>{{Horde hug}}}


*Grabs Buns*
Posted by: garrett

*slaps garrett*

be nice!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (PkVlr)

111 101 MisHu,

She's a fantastic spine surgeon.
But a flake. I have to remind her to go to the bathroom.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (PkVlr)

I've had spinal surgery.
I'll keep my Canadian Paki thank you very much.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

112 >>she's a surgeon


Her eggs are like, super valuable.
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (n71j4)

*shudders*

Caveat ain't nothing but slimy eggses.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (x8Wzq)

113 >>be nice!


Palpating the Buns IS nice!

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (n71j4)

114 Yep. Blaze of total debauchery, baby!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)


Insom, I get very nervous when you and I agree completely!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

115 *Grabs Buns*
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (n71j4)


Hey! Keep your hands to yourself!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)

116 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

It's not snowing

And

Maybe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Dean Martin ?
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (arJlL)

Jackie Wilson ?

Brooke Benton ?

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (arJlL)

117 So modern pron will have yellow tape on the floor and lockout/tagout posters on the dungeon walls?

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (RuIsu)

118 Have a good night, everyone!

Posted by: Vendette at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (nRNOc)

119 >>So modern pron will have yellow tape on the floor and lockout/tagout posters on the dungeon walls?


Slippery When Wet Signage.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (n71j4)

120 116 JT

Higher & higher!

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (Cssks)

121 87 logprof

They couldn't protect their OWN heads of state-- Indira & Sanjay.

The Tamil Tigers got the one & the Sikhs the other. To hell with that.
Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:15 PM (Cssks)

--Tru dat, although when Indira was assassinated, suicide bombing was hardly on the radar then. self-splodey is the TT's gift to the world.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (oZuI0)

122 yay wds !

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (ykYG2)

123 About 3 years ago, I bought a nice pile of Sunoco

It's still up by 25%

and it pays a giant dividend

I make 11-12 % a year just on the dividends

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:22 PM (rpxSz)

124 36 Snowpiercer is coming.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:06 PM (PUmDY)

I did like the setup to the movie - that the smart set decided to "fix" global warming by releasing cooling agents into the upper atmosphere, triggering a new ice age and damn near causing humanity's extinction.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

125 So modern pron will have yellow tape on the floor and lockout/tagout posters on the dungeon walls?
Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (RuIsu)


Safe word signs visible from any position in the room!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:22 PM (BiNEL)

126 Reasons to Be Cheerful, Part 3 is very funky.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:23 PM (PUmDY)

127 Anybody else see Opeth at the Fillmore last night? Great show.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:23 PM (zo4+n)

128 >>So modern pron will have yellow tape on the floor and lockout/tagout posters on the dungeon walls?


Ben Wah balls will have a safety bracelet, like a treadmill.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:23 PM (n71j4)

129 Hey you left me out about killing myself...

Posted by: Vince Foster at February 24, 2020 10:23 PM (Eu98u)

130 Hey everybody.

Great to see the pic of that couple feeling each other up.

"Oooh, your penis is so smooth and hard"
"Thanks, so's yours"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)

131 The severity of my colds is so so. That explains it!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (9hauA)

132 Hey you left me out about killing myself...
Posted by: Vince Foster at February 24, 2020 10:23 PM (Eu98u)


Old news!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL)

133 >>So modern pron will have yellow tape on the floor and lockout/tagout posters on the dungeon walls?


Fluffer's Rights will have to be posted on ALL Porn Sets.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (n71j4)

134 116 JT

Higher & higher!
Posted by: mnw

Danny Boy

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (arJlL)

135 Love that redneck snow blower! Ingenious. Much better than getting the snow blown back on you by one of those walk-behind outfits.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (WFcrO)

136 34 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)


Those music genres will lead us down the path to...yacht rock.

Posted by: Gref at February 24, 2020 10:24 PM (AMIL/)

137 About 3 years ago, I bought a nice pile of Sunoco

It's still up by 25%

and it pays a giant dividend

I make 11-12 % a year just on the dividends
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:22 PM (rpxSz)
+++++++++++++
I am not an active stock investor. I own a decent chunk of my own company (we have a lucrative employee-purchase program) that I wish I could sell but can't yet. But dividends are key. I guess I'm an old-school "value investor" at my core. What's the point of owning a piece of a company if you don't get to it share in the profits?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (Rk8c4)

138 111 101 MisHu,

She's a fantastic spine surgeon.
But a flake. I have to remind her to go to the bathroom.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (PkVlr)

I've had spinal surgery.
I'll keep my Canadian Paki thank you very much.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

-----------------------------------

My son is likely to have spinal surgery in the coming months. He's got a tethered spinal cord that is impacting his walking and posture.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

139 They were charged under a 1917 law that makes it a misdemeanor for
anyone who "ridicules or holds up to contempt any person or class of
persons, on account of the creed, religion, color, denomination,
nationality or race of such person or class of persons."



The Banhammer Act of 1917

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (CTN7u)

140 heading in.

God bless the soul of Andrew Breitbart.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)

141 On that last photo: Take a penny, leave a penny.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (zo4+n)

142 That homemade snowblower is nothing... This is a snowblower:


https://tinyurl.com/vc54wtt


We got 'em in Newyorkistan...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (7WaWV)

143 Bernie doesn't give a silent but deadly fart about actual poor people. What's so hard to understand about that?

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (Uu+Jp)

144 I don't like to do this except when really needed but I could use some prayers for my health. Been suffering from side effects from a med for several months and it's taking a rough toll on me mentally, and I've now just had my second stomach flu in about four weeks.

I already have Crohn's so this stuff really bites. I'm not even positive it's not my Crohn's acting up (I hope not), but I don't think so. Either way I was literally one upchuck away from the ER last night. My poor wife had to get dressed and then slept dressed and uncomfortable the rest of the night, bless her.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (uEbPt)

145 Dean Martin ?
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (arJlL)

Jackie Wilson ?

Brooke Benton ?
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (arJlL)

Al Hirt. ('Java', please. Let's try for something peppy, and that is the definition of peppy.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (2B9A/)

146 definite prayers for uEbPt or for Dot Dot Dot. [how to pronounce either...?]

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

147 I don't like to do this except when really needed but I could use some prayers for my health.

Okay !

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (arJlL)

148 I'm sorry, ellipsis. Up for you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (Rk8c4)

149 If we're suggesting furute ONT tunes...

Peggy Lee doing Black Coffee

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (n71j4)

150 Nice homemade snow muncher.

When you have a bit more snow to deal with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKlNzalXUFI

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (lbYzk)

151 143 Bernie doesn't give a silent but deadly fart about actual poor people. What's so hard to understand about that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (Uu+Jp)


Very few of the left care about the poor.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

152 Prayers up ...!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (BiNEL)

153 So, the Bernie Bros are publishing a lot of heartrending stories explaining why we need Medicare For All.

They all seem to think that Medicare For All will be "free" (the Tooth Fairy will pay for it), and that there will be no change in the quality of care with Medicare For All - that they will be able to waltz into any doctor's office and get treated immediately.

A Ph.D. student in "poetics" at SUNY Buffalo shared her tale of woe. She cut herself slicing bread, went to the ER, and was treated and released.

The she got a bill for $1400 - discounted to $650 for the university health insurance company, which paid $625. She had to pay $25 to go to the ER.

She thinks this means we need Medicare For All, because apparently emergency rooms won't be so expensive then, even if she only had to pay $25 under our evil, corrupt health care system.

Or maybe's she's complaining about having to pay the $25 - it's hard to tell.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

154 Um, that couple.

I bet they shook someone's hand too soon after.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM (9hauA)

155 44 Pug Mahon "Just never say nothing bad about no-talent Canuck Neil Young. Gets him all het up"

There is a (Texas?) DJ named John Clay Wolfe who has a syndicated show on the local oldies station weekend mornings, that I would catch on the drive down to daughter and SIL's place to babysit.

He has a theory that every song of Young's could have the lyrics subbed out with "I slammed my peter in a bathroom door", and work just as well.

One Sunday morning, headed down 234 south at a good clip, I was laughing so hard I damn near wrecked the car as he offered, for proof, his own karaoke clip of "Heart of Gold" with the following:

"I fed my little dog
He wanted more
Slammed my peter in a bath-rooom doo-oor
And it's really sore..."

(sorry if that brings on the wailing evil kami of destruction, but every time I think about that, I start laughing again)

Posted by: barbarausa at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM (W7IZQ)

156 Anybody watch the memorial service for Kobe, family and friends?

My niece is in high school. Was pleasantly surprised to find out, they didn't spend class time watching it on the TV there.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

157 >>She cut herself slicing bread


She should fail out of College for that, alone.

Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:29 PM (n71j4)

158 154 Um, that couple.

I bet they shook someone's hand too soon after.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM (9hauA)

--And my peeps think I'm weird for my constant hand sanitizer usage.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:29 PM (oZuI0)

159 "What kind of a town lets their chief of police walk out in a snowstorm in his underwear?"

That's a quote that I don't want to click through and find out what it's all about. I just want to savor it.
___

Imagine there's no bread
It's easy if you try


Wow. I always thought it was a kind-of catchy tune, but never thought much about the lyrics. Now that you've posted them, I'm shocked I never noticed.
____

Redneck snowblower - that was great. (Nice place the guy's got, too!) When he said, now we'll look at the power plant, and they showed the engine, I LOL'd.
___

Know how I can tell the couple in the last pic are Democrats?

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 10:29 PM (Isn+8)

160 definite prayers for uEbPt or for Dot Dot Dot. [how to pronounce either...?]
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (ykYG2)

It's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove." Natch.

And yes, prayers up. Gut stuff is yucky.

And now I am doing a real goodnight.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:30 PM (x8Wzq)

161 Don't know if it's been covered,but when I used to work in the ER and the police would bring someone in from the jail with chest pains their diagnosis was "incarceritis" and they were sent back to the jail if labs and ekg were negative.

Posted by: Cheriebebe at February 24, 2020 10:30 PM (a4qVe)

162 I bet they shook someone's hand too soon after.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM


Maybe they were on their way to work.
At Subway.

Posted by: Bert G at February 24, 2020 10:30 PM (OMsf+)

163 116 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?
Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)

It's not snowing

And

Maybe
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Dean Martin ?
Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (arJlL)

Jackie Wilson ?

Brooke Benton ?
Posted by: JT


Billy Joel?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:30 PM (PkVlr)

164 "What kind of a town lets their chief of police walk out in a snowstorm in his underwear?"


I bet Fen sent him out there.

(Ask me how I know.......)

Posted by: JT at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM (arJlL)

165 Bert G: extra semen means extra flavor!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

166 Very few of the left care about the poor.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)


The concept of debtor's prisons and workhouses has been appealing to leftists for a long time!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM (BiNEL)

167 I dumped everything as soon as I could Jan 3 2000

still got hurt a bit but better than the tax liability of selling on Dec 31

luckily, the stocks I owned were pretty heavily traded

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM (rpxSz)

168 Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (uEbPt)


Just sent a prayer up for you, "..."

But could you please adopt an easier nic?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

169 165 Bert G: extra semen means extra flavor!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM (L2ZTs)

I'll... take your word for it steve.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (2B9A/)

170
Hey you left me out about killing myself...
Posted by: Vince Foster at February 24, 2020 10:23 PM

there's a new kid in town...

Posted by: Philip Haney at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (DUIap)

171 Insom, I get very nervous when you and I agree completely!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

Oh c'mon, it shouldn't make you THAT nervous!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

172 Any new news about Britain's favorite couple?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

173 Posted by: barbarausa at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM (W7IZQ)

Ha! Gracias for the story.

And now.

Good night for realsies.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 24, 2020 10:33 PM (x8Wzq)

174 there's a new kid in town...
Posted by: Philip Haney


I don't wanna hear it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:33 PM (PkVlr)

175

The concept of debtor's prisons and workhouses has been appealing to leftists for a long time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:31


I worked in government for nearly 20 years, and I assure you, the farther left the bureaucrat is, the more arrogant and heartless.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)

176 Oh c'mon, it shouldn't make you THAT nervous!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)

Yer one of them thar anti-semites.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (2B9A/)

177 ...

They all seem to think that Medicare For All will be "free" (the Tooth Fairy will pay for it), and that there will be no change in the quality of care with Medicare For All - that they will be able to waltz into any doctor's office and get treated immediately.

...

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 10:28 PM (I2/tG)

------------------------------

This seems to be an especially common train of thought all across politics. Nothing will change except those things they want to change. It's why politicians are always surprised when their new taxes don't match projected revenues.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

178 qdp, is that the Jared's Footlong special?

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (zo4+n)

179 Nice homemade snow muncher.

When you have a bit more snow to deal with:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKlNzalXUFI
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (lbYzk)
+++++++++++++++
That's incredible. Keeping that railroad running looks like a damn nightmare. Good on those guys. I hope they're being paid well.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (Rk8c4)

180 Bert G: extra semen means extra flavor!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM


Ummmm. If you say so. I'll just take your word for it.

Posted by: Bert G at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (OMsf+)

181 They've convinced Vince he killed himself? These guys are good! That speaks of experience.

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (RuIsu)

182 151 143 Bernie doesn't give a silent but deadly fart about actual poor people. What's so hard to understand about that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (Uu+Jp)


Very few of the left care about the poor.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)

They are the people of tolerance of luuve but they hate actual flesh and blood people.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (Uu+Jp)

183 DLV, I think so

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (L2ZTs)

184 Oh c'mon, it shouldn't make you THAT nervous!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (NWiLs)


Well, not so nervous that I won't be at the Par-Tay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

185 LMAO just watching Speak for Yourself and Uncle Jimmy (speaking on Wilder vs. Fury) saying "How you gonna get your ass kicked like that on Black History Month?"

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (oZuI0)

186 What's the point of owning a piece of a company if you don't get to it share in the profits?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:25 PM (Rk8c4)

absolutely

makes you a better employee

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:35 PM (rpxSz)

187 If we're suggesting furute ONT tunes...

Peggy Lee doing Black Coffee
Posted by: garrett at February 24, 2020 10:27 PM (n71j4)


Peggy Lee doing Fever forsooth.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

188 The concept of debtor's prisons and workhouses has been appealing to leftists for a long time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:31 PM (BiNEL)
+++++++++++
Don't forget Jeremy Bentham and his panopticon! Just what the taskmaster class needs to keep compliance!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Rk8c4)

189 Thing about Dean - he is thought to have lost because of that scream thing after Iowa.

But he screamed after coming in third in Iowa. Behind John Kerry and John Edwards.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2020 10:36 PM (ZfRYq)

190 "What kind of a town lets their chief of police walk out in a snowstorm in his underwear?"

I bet Fen sent him out there


Ah, Canossa.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 24, 2020 10:36 PM (ykYG2)

191 About 3 years ago, I bought a nice pile of Sunoco

Milk and twinkie trade must be fine.

It's hard to imagine what your research must have been like on that one.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2020 10:36 PM (8IOEj)

192 I worked in government for nearly 20 years, and I assure you, the farther left the bureaucrat is, the more arrogant and heartless.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)


I'd offer Hillzabeast, Bernie, and Faucahuntas as examples of the top rank of such bureaucrats!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:37 PM (BiNEL)

193 Prayers up, ellipsis. You should never hesitate to ask!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 10:37 PM (WFcrO)

194 Any new news about Britain's favorite couple?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:33 PM



Gavin and Stacey from Fawlty Towers?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 10:37 PM (7WaWV)

195 Yer one of them thar anti-semites.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (2B9A/)

Well, aside from that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

196 You guys aren't demanding
One of the reasons I love you

Or is it the dental plan talking?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)

197 Don't forget Jeremy Bentham and his panopticon! Just what the taskmaster class needs to keep compliance!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Rk8c4)


Goolag, Zuckerberg, and the Deep State read that book!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)

198 144 prayers up ellipses. i hope you feel better quickly and your wife can get some rest. never ever hesitate to ask the horde for prayer. We are good for it.

Posted by: Moki at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (mFoNl)

199 Or is it the dental plan talking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
+++++++++++
What does the HQ dental plan give you? Wooden teeth or stainless steel?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (Rk8c4)

200 You guys aren't demanding
One of the reasons I love you

Or is it the dental plan talking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *

He loves us! Mis Hum really loves us!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

201
I'd offer Hillzabeast, Bernie, and Faucahuntas as examples of the top rank of such bureaucrats!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:37 PM (BiNEL)


They sure do set the standard, don't they?

{{{Hrothgar}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

202 Goolag, Zuckerberg, and the Deep State read that book!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
+++++++++++++++
And unfortunately have begun answering the question, "Yeah, but how do you do it at scale?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:40 PM (Rk8c4)

203 Whut up, companeros?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:40 PM (XVuno)

204 63 a co worker of mine sold ALL of her stocks today.

I rolled my eyes and asked why.

She said, the market is in a free fall and this is the beginning of the end.

Jeebus
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)


Bernie supporter, I'm speculating.


IMO, In two weeks the stock market will have gained all of their losses today.

Let's watch tomorrow morning and the rest of the week, see what happens.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:40 PM (sy5kK)

205 Or is it the dental plan talking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)



Ess hard to tawk sins NGU took out alla my teefs

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

206 Hey Cicero!

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:41 PM (oZuI0)

207 The UK link with slo-mo rear bumper flying off the blue car as it sails through the air is epic.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:41 PM (zo4+n)

208 Millions. I got millions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:41 PM (XVuno)

209 199 Or is it the dental plan talking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)
+++++++++++
What does the HQ dental plan give you? Wooden teeth or stainless steel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (Rk8c4)

--Any kind you like, but only incisors and canines.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:41 PM (oZuI0)

210 They sure do set the standard, don't they?

{{{Hrothgar}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

And a scary standard it is, at least we are getting to see it in partial daylight for a change

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:42 PM (BiNEL)

211 Someday I'd love to lurk around the fringes of a MoMe. Promise I wouldn't make eye contact with anybody.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:43 PM (Uu+Jp)

212 205 Or is it the dental plan talking?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:38 PM (aA3+G)



Ess hard to tawk sins NGU took out alla my teefs

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

---------------------------------

Was it NGU or Hermie the elf? That little bastard is a damn tooth thief!

Posted by: The Abominable Snowman at February 24, 2020 10:43 PM (CAJOC)

213 The UK link with slo-mo rear bumper flying off the blue car as it sails through the air is epic.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:41 PM (zo4+n)
+++++++++++
The double-decker was ... ambitious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:43 PM (Rk8c4)

214 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (Rk8c4)

Virgin plastic

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:43 PM (aA3+G)

215 Is the dental plan administered by the dentist in the movie The Dentist?

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (zo4+n)

216 What does the HQ dental plan give you? Wooden teeth or stainless steel?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (Rk8c4)


Whatever falls out of the hobo's mouth when you punch him.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (ZfRYq)

217 This seems to be an especially common train of thought all across politics. Nothing will change except those things they want to change.

A fundamental difference between right-wingers and left-wingers is that right-wingers believe that people respond to incentives, and left-wingers don't.

Portland is proposing to spend an additional $250 million a year on the homeless. If this proposal passes (it probably will), only left-wingers will be shocked that there are more homeless in Portland than there were before.

(Or pretend to be shocked - the "homeless service agencies" in Portland are already figuring out how to divide the windfall. They approve of more homeless people moving to Portland.)

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (I2/tG)

218 Well, not so nervous that I won't be at the Par-Tay!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar Scrooge at February 24, 2020 10:34 PM (BiNEL)

Right on!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (NWiLs)

219 Barbie Benton?

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (HuH1F)

220 I came to chew gum and lurk. And I'm all out of lurk.

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (RuIsu)

221 Someday I'd love to lurk around the fringes of a MoMe. Promise I wouldn't make eye contact with anybody.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:43 PM (Uu+Jp)
+++++++++++
Real-life lurking seems like some sort of bizarre form of LARPing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (Rk8c4)

222 THAT is one redneck fucking snowblower! Love it!

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (ATCV4)

223 My sources inform me that Britain's favourite couple "Gavin & Stacey", are in fact, NOT from 'Fawlty Towers' -- It's its own show! (BBC - 3)

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (7WaWV)

224 72 Jeebus
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:11 PM (PkVlr)

Have you ever heard of Black Swan events?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:12 PM (BiNEL)


I've never seen a black swan.

I have been shit on by a seagull flying over me, however.

Is that a mini-black swan event?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (sy5kK)

225 One of my FB friends actually had a good question:

Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

226 Let's watch tomorrow morning and the rest of the week, see what happens.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:40 PM (sy5kK)


Surprisingly:
Bitcoin 24h at 24FEB2020@2245EST
$9,598.56
-1.97%

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:46 PM (BiNEL)

227 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 10:39 PM (WFcrO)

He does

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 10:46 PM (aA3+G)

228 In a plan to keep my brain flexible I've enrolled in a course in biblical Hebrew.
Now I'm convinced I'm borderline retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:46 PM (Uu+Jp)

229 Portland is proposing to spend an additional $250 million a year on the homeless. If this proposal passes (it probably will), only left-wingers will be shocked that there are more homeless in Portland than there were before.

If I were living rough I sure as hell wouldn't move to Portland no matter what services they offer. I'd move to San Diego or Austin.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 10:46 PM (wGeit)

230 > I hope they're being paid well.

The Alaska Railroad pays pretty well, yup, although not as much as the local power companies.

Which if I had to go out and work with live high voltage lines in 40 below temperatures and 100 mph wind gusts, in pitch darkness, while on top of a friggin' tower, I'd want to get paid pretty damned good.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:46 PM (lbYzk)

231 Now that I think about it, I'm not sure I could name five cities in France either.

Paris, Nice, Dijon, Normandy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

232 In a plan to keep my brain flexible I've enrolled in a course in biblical Hebrew.
Now I'm convinced I'm borderline retarded.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:46 PM



Mazel tov!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (7WaWV)

233 Someday I'd love to lurk around the fringes of a MoMe. Promise I wouldn't make eye contact with anybody.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:43 PM (Uu+Jp)


Wouldn't be fair because you know already.

Imagine some rando civilian at the fringes of a MoMe. What they must think.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (ZfRYq)

234

100 100
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (7ZQe3)



we know a showoff when we see it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (sy5kK)

235 Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

------
Agra
Bombay
Lahore
Bangalore
*mumble*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)

236 225 One of my FB friends actually had a good question:

Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)


Bombay/Mumbai, Delhi, Hyderabad... I can't believe I don't remember more after all those years working with Indian contractors.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 10:48 PM (wGeit)

237 Paris, Nice, Dijon, Normandy...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Marseilles

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

238 Bernie doesn't give a silent but deadly fart about actual poor people. What's so hard to understand about that?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:26 PM (Uu+Jp)


Very few of the left care about the poor.
Posted by: Ladyl
-------

For probably the sixth time I repeat, The Bolsheviks despised the peasants. Che held the common Mexicans and the common Africans in contempt.

Seems neither set was interested in getting on board with the 'common good'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:48 PM (CDGwz)

239 189 Thing about Dean - he is thought to have lost because of that scream thing after Iowa.

But he screamed after coming in third in Iowa. Behind John Kerry and John Edwards.

Posted by: blaster at February 24, 2020 10:36 PM (ZfRYq)



The scream is also a bit misleading, but still hilarious. The microphone was a direct feed into the video rather than arena speakers. The crowd is getting louder with their cheering which is causing Dean to get louder because he can't hear himself over the cheering and then it results in his psychotic "YEEEARGH!" which probably still would have been mocked if you couldn't hear it as clearly as we did.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2020 10:48 PM (Z7lwY)

240 Hrothgar, merci

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

241 Judge Judy blasts Bernie supporters but loves Bloomberg. Not going to happen Judge.

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (IB1Pj)

242 I have been shit on by a seagull flying over me, however.

Is that a mini-black swan event?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:44 PM (sy5kK)


Don't be silly, it's a white fucking seagull event.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (aS1PU)

243 Mumbai
New Delhi
Kolkatta
Goa
???

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (7WaWV)

244 > Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?

Bombay/Mumbai
Calcutta/Kolkata
Madras/forget what they call it now
Bangalore/forget what they call it now
Delhi
Poona/Pune


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (lbYzk)

245 237 Paris, Nice, Dijon, Normandy...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Marseilles
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL)

---------

Avignon
Eze
Bitchez

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (XVuno)

246 108 Re: the sidebar. I've kept track of the "progressive stack" before it was even actually an acknowledged thing. Here's where it *really* stands:

Illegal Aliens
Muslims
Trans
Violent Felons
Gay
Lesbian
Black/Hispanic
Pedophiles
Leftist "Republicans"
Communist Dictators
Other Dictators
Ugly Women
American Indians
Pretty Women
Dead People
Everyone Else
Conservatives
Christians and Jews
Practicing Catholics

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (uEbPt)


You know, this list is surprisingly accurate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

247 'My son is planning on buying stocks tomorrow'

I bought today. If past performance is an indicator, I should have bought some a different day.

Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (o906D)

248 Delhi, New Delhi, Calcutta, Bombay, drawing a blank.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (PUmDY)

249 235 Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

------
Agra
Bombay
Lahore
Bangalore
*mumble*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)


Eh... Lahore is sorta in Greater India.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (wGeit)

250 The five cities in India I named:

Mumbai, Delhi, New Delhi, Calcutta, Bhopal.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

251 Heh. He said Pune.

Posted by: Beavis at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (XVuno)

252 Rodrigo and Cicero, not bad :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

253 Mazel tov!
Posted by: Zettai Rosh

Biblical Hebrew doesn't have actual vowels.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

254 The commies have been working their grift in this Republic since the 1920's there about...fast forward to now but with a couple of generations poisoned buy leftest ideologies unleashed by that F**K'n POS Peanut Farmer....yup..JIMBO back in the late 70's THE DEPARTMENT OF INDOCTRI...sorry EDUCATION...now has us facing a multitude of citizens poisoned by public school systems that "educated" them in the unicorn flowers and Che shirts....."Hey...we are a better flavor of living your lives....come lick us.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (kFkpX)

255 Daniel Greenfield has been on fire lately, but I'm bummed he didn't post today.

(Okay, it's Passover. )

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2020/02/ice-

should-deport-george-soros-nazi-collaborator-daniel-greenfield/

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)

256 Goa is a state, NOT a city...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (7WaWV)

257 235 Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

------
Agra
Bombay
Lahore
Bangalore
*mumble*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)



New Delhi.

But Bombay is now Mumbai.

Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (Z7lwY)

258 Agra
Bombay
Lahore
Bangalore
*mumble*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)
+++++++++++
Delhi
Chennai/Madras

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (Rk8c4)

259 Oops, I'm a film fan so can't believe I forgot Cannes in France.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)

260 the time has long past for judge judy to start spending more time with her dogs. those poor dogs.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (KP5rU)

261 Mumbai, Delhi, New Delhi, Calcutta, Bhopal.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

-------

Delhi and New Delhi shouldn't count as two.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (XVuno)

262 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

C'est rien, mon ami!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (BiNEL)

263 Cicero, how about Mexico and New Mexico?

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)

264
For probably the sixth time I repeat, The Bolsheviks despised the peasants. Che held the common Mexicans and the common Africans in contempt.

Seems neither set was interested in getting on board with the 'common good'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:48 PM (CDGwz)



My in-laws lived in the Ukraine under communism. There aren't words to describe their suffering.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)

265 New Delhi.

But Bombay is now Mumbai.
Posted by: buzzion at February 24, 2020 10:51 PM (Z7lwY)

--------

F*ck it. I still call it Peking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)

266 Just sent a prayer up for you, "..."
But could you please adopt an easier nic?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)

LOL, Ladyl.

Thanks, and thanks to all of my fellow hordelings. You got me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Really.

Oddly I've begun to enjoy seeing all the things people come up with to call me. He knows who you mean, so I don't mind any which way.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (uEbPt)

267 SMH, if you're here, or if someone knows how to contact her, you had a suggestion as to where Resident 3vil and i should relocate to in the Hill Country, if we pull the trigger.

she's started talking about that again, and i'll be damned if i can remember what the suggestion was...

any other 'rons/ettes with suggestions are encouraged to chime in.

needs to be fairly close to a decent sized town/city with all the amenities, but not necessarily IN town.

HOA's are a non-starter.

land for shooting/hunting/wine grapes/etc is a plus.

we may never leave here, but it never hurts to look at options.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (fPTiZ)

268 Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?
Posted by: qdpsteve
----------
Dehli
New Delhi
Old Delhi
Calcutta
Black Hole Calcutta

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (CDGwz)

269 "Someday I'd love to lurk around the fringes of a MoMe. Promise I wouldn't make eye contact with anybody."

Pro tip, wear shorts under the raincoat...

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:53 PM (zo4+n)

270 Madras is now Chennai
Bangalore is now Bengaluru

At least most of the British names were kinda similar to what the locals used.

I still think the Spanish were just being right bastards when they gave the Philippines a name that the locals can't even pronounce.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:53 PM (lbYzk)

271 New Delhi
Old Delhi
Calcutta
Black Hole Calcutta
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (CDGwz)

--------

The Black Hole of Calcutta is one of India's great roadside attractions.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:53 PM (XVuno)

272
86 I sure wouldn't want her as a nurse.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

she's a surgeon
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:14 PM (PkVlr)


Years ago, in the mid-80s, the dentist that my then wife and I used asked me what it would take to get a job working on the factory floor at the DuPont facility in Waynesboro, VA. I asked her why. She said that she wanted to throw over dentistry and take p something less burdensome. I assured her that a fiber spinning plant's factory floor was in no way less burdensome, but I said she'd be welcome to apply for a job there.

I do not know if she ever did apply -- we were there for only two years -- but she was relatively new in practice, married and had, I think, one kid. Oddest thing that I had ever encountered in the employment sphere up to that point.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (pNxlR)

273 261, what is difference? I was guessing.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (PUmDY)

274 225 One of my FB friends actually had a good question:

Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:45 PM (L2ZTs)

--LMAO, I speed-read and thought it was Indiana (because Booty Judge). That itself may be a good quiz.

I spent three weeks in India. I can name more than almost any pretentious libtard college student.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (oZuI0)

275 >Calcutta
> Black Hole Calcutta

Oh, Calcutta

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (lbYzk)

276 Waves at Cheri!...how the hell are you?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (/UQ/R)

277 RE: Jackie Wilson, mentioned supra:

He died on stage of a massive heart attack. Workman's comp, to its great credit, ruled that his death was work related.

I don't think he had a lot in the bank when he passed.

A lot of recording stars die broke... but their future royalties are worth millions... or even TENS of millions. See. e.g.., Morrison, Jim.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (Cssks)

278 Biblical Hebrew doesn't have actual vowels.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

IKR

tried to sell them a couple of vowels

Posted by: Pat Sajak at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (rpxSz)

279 >>>Can anyone name five cities in India without looking at Google/Wiki?

Seveneleven?

Posted by: Joe at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (l3+k2)

280 The Black Hole of Calcutta is one of India's great roadside attractions.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:53 PM (XVuno)


It's kind of a let down after seeing all the signs while driving into town.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (aS1PU)

281 SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/rfby5f4

https://tinyurl.com/vl59mmx

https://tinyurl.com/u8r876o

https://tinyurl.com/ulwcn4k

https://tinyurl.com/v67qem4

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (qAR6u)

282 111 101 MisHu,

She's a fantastic spine surgeon.
But a flake. I have to remind her to go to the bathroom.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:17 PM (PkVlr)



In thinking about this, I would speculate that the surgeon is focusing on the upcoming details of the surgery, not the last time she peed.

And once she starts, she doesn't get a 15 minute break like a retail postal clerk, some of those surgeries take many hours.

But guessing that when this happens repeatedly, nurse can't just give the surgeon a backhand and in her best Cher-like voice, say "Snap out of it!".


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (sy5kK)

283 Mexico- Mexico D.F., Guanajuato, Queretaro, San Jaun Potosi, Guadalajara.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (HuH1F)

284 The Black Hole of Calcutta is one of India's great roadside attractions.
Posted by: Cicero
---------

So, like South of the Border?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (CDGwz)

285 F*ck it. I still call it Peking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)

--Peiping, baby.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (oZuI0)

286 Cochin/Kochi
I only know that one because I've been there.

Posted by: Bert G at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (OMsf+)

287 Biblical Hebrew doesn't have actual vowels.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 10:50 PM (Uu+Jp)

IKR

tried to sell them a couple of vowels
Posted by: Pat Sajak at February 24, 2020 10:55 PM (rpxSz)

---------

You rich guys with your "vowels"

Posted by: Wales at February 24, 2020 10:56 PM (XVuno)

288
Delhi, New Delhi, Agra, Mumbai, Calcutta.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:56 PM (pNxlR)

289 --LMAO, I speed-read and thought it was Indiana (because Booty Judge). That itself may be a good quiz.

I spent three weeks in India. I can name more than almost any pretentious libtard college student.
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (oZuI0)
++++++++++++++
Gary
Indianapolis
Fort Wayne
Columbus
Muncie

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:56 PM (Rk8c4)

290 > --LMAO, I speed-read and thought it was Indiana (because Booty Judge). That itself may be a good quiz.

Let's see...

Indianapolis (freebie)
Gary
Terre Haute
South Bend
Bloomington

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:56 PM (lbYzk)

291 needs to be fairly close to a decent sized town/city with all the amenities, but not necessarily IN town.

HOA's are a non-starter.

land for shooting/hunting/wine grapes/etc is a plus.

we may never leave here, but it never hurts to look at options.
Posted by: redc1c4

---

I really liked Fredericksburg.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 24, 2020 10:56 PM (Y4EXg)

292 I still think the Spanish were just being right bastards when they gave the Philippines a name that the locals can't even pronounce.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:53 PM (lbYzk)


If you're gonna run a place, you have to make sure everyone knows who's in charge.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 10:56 PM (wGeit)

293 West minister hello!!! Just working a lot but good. How are you??

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (IB1Pj)

294 Joe and Rodrigo, not bad.

Now name five cities in Alabama or Hawaii. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

295 Just a by-the-by report re: the coronavirus. Little sister's friend is a nurse in the Denver area. She volunteers for extra duty apparently, because she was sent to Puerto Rico after the hurricane. Now she is being sent to south central Texas, and the departure timeline was just moved up from next week to tomorrow.

I have no further information, but offer this piece of the puzzle if it might help someone figure out what is going on.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (WFcrO)

296 F*ck it. I still call it Peking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)
+++++++++++++
The airport code is PEK. Therefore, Peking.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (Rk8c4)

297 More SCIENCE! ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ruj4zxc

https://tinyurl.com/r7alte2

https://tinyurl.com/rzn7aj6

https://tinyurl.com/qvpcp2l

https://tinyurl.com/raeteks

Posted by: kbdabear at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

298 absolutely

makes you a better employee

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 10:35 PM (rpxSz)


Lucent Technologies, when they were around, had their employee 401(k)'s in Lucent stock. Looked great at $79 a share, not so good at $.50 a share. That drop did nothing for morale except bottom it out, mirroring the stock. The option of purchasing your company's stock as part of your 401(k) is good, no-option purchase to get the 401(k) tax break, not so much.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (Y8PSl)

299 > tried to sell them a couple of vowels

All of the vowels fled Eastern Europe for Polynesia in the Great Vowel Migration of the Bronze Age.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (lbYzk)

300
So, like South of the Border?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------

Ruby Falls?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (CDGwz)

301 The airport code is PEK. Therefore, Peking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (Rk8c4)

-------

Wade-Giles and I rest our case.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)

302 Delhi, New Delhi, Carnegie Delhi, 2nd Avenue Delhi, and that old guy who hangs out at the Delhi and yells at people when he's not running for President.

Posted by: Splunge at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (dOV9E)

303 Alabama one is easy.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (PUmDY)

304
LOL, Ladyl.

Thanks, and thanks to all of my fellow hordelings. You got me feeling all warm and fuzzy inside. Really.

Oddly I've begun to enjoy seeing all the things people come up with to call me. He knows who you mean, so I don't mind any which way.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (uEbPt)


We just want you to be all right!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

305 Now name five cities in Alabama or Hawaii. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)

--Troy, Dothan, Birmingham, Montgomery, Enterprise.

[bows]

Bonus: Mobile

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (oZuI0)

306 And once she starts, she doesn't get a 15 minute break like a retail postal clerk, some of those surgeries take many hours.

I had a surgery where the doctor took a break. I was awake, too, and hoping he washed his hands again.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (wGeit)

307 My company should hurry up and disburse bonuses so I can invest during this downturn!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (9hauA)

308 Planning on the CO Morondevous!

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (IB1Pj)

309 "But Bombay is now Mumbai."

I like my martinis with Mumbai Sapphire, with a splash of Ganges.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (zo4+n)

310 Cosmic, then do it. :-)

I admit I have a hard time thinking of any in Alabama outside of Montgomery, Mobile and Muscle Shoals.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)

311 F*ck it. I still call it Peking.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)
+++++++++++++
The airport code is PEK. Therefore, Peking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
--------

I still use 'Burma, and 'Ceylon'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (CDGwz)

312 You know, this list is surprisingly accurate.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 24, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

Thanks. It started as a joke (genuinely before even the Left admitted they had one) and I've kept it up.

Should one come up against the other, say in a major news story, ask yourself which would be "protected". Like if an illegal alien ran over a muslim, you'd never find out they were an illegal alien. Therefore that group goes higher on the list.

It changes all the time! I find it fascinating that Muslims really did make the top spot on the "real" one. They were #1 until around 2016.

And Catholics are on the bottom as battlespace prep for ACG replacing RBG.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (uEbPt)

313
Camden, Newark, Magnolia, Laurel, Little Heaven

In what U. S. state are all of these?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

314 If the assessment is correct that we have only 12
years to achieve global carbon neutrality or we cross the Rubicon and it
*cannot be fixed,* then what is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)


some people will seek to ease the suffering of strangers, others for spreading love and happiness for their last days. Some will store away knowledge and goods for coming times when the world recovers.

I plan to burn down my neighbors' houses.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (6rS3m)

315 Huntsville, Montgomery are more like cities.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (PUmDY)

316 I like my martinis with Mumbai Sapphire, with a splash of Ganges.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (zo4+n)

-------

In the morning you'll have an uncontrollable case of Brahmaputra.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (XVuno)

317 I like my martinis with Mumbai Sapphire, with a splash of Ganges.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (zo4+n)
+++++++++++
I don't know if Sapphire has enough alcohol to counteract the Ganges...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (Rk8c4)

318 Ruby Falls?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (CDGwz)

--Ruby Falls: "Let Me Go"

https://youtu.be/QDGSIAlPnqA

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (oZuI0)

319 Krebs: New Joisey.

Don't forget Rumson, were Bruce Springsteen lives.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)

320 Titletown.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (PUmDY)

321
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)


Tuscaloosa, Huntsville

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (pNxlR)

322 > Now name five cities in Alabama or Hawaii. :-)

Okay, those are harder.

Alabama:

Birmingham (big city)
Selma (civil rights)
Muscle Shoals (music)
Montgomery (capital)
Huntsville (NASA)

Hawaii

Honolulu (big city)
Hilo (capital)

and... I'm out. Does Hawaii even have any other cities?


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (lbYzk)

323 Cheri.....we are well. We are over there quite a few times during the year. I have only seen you post during the day. Hope you are doing well!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (/UQ/R)

324 Howdy, NZFrank!

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (zo4+n)

325 I still use 'Burma, and 'Ceylon'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (CDGwz)
++++++++++++
Ceylon is the name of the Island. Sri Lanka is the name of the country.

Like how Taiwan is the name of the country, but Formosa is still the name of the island.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (Rk8c4)

326 Honolulu, Waimanalo, Kailua, Kaneohe, Makaha.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (l3+k2)

327 Ruby Falls?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (CDGwz)


isn't Frostbite Falls in MN?

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (aS1PU)

328 314 If the assessment is correct that we have only 12
years to achieve global carbon neutrality or we cross the Rubicon and it
*cannot be fixed,* then what is the correct course of action?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Rk8c4)

some people will seek to ease the suffering of strangers, others for spreading love and happiness for their last days. Some will store away knowledge and goods for coming times when the world recovers.

I plan to burn down my neighbors' houses.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (6rS3m)


I'm like that by nature, but my neighbors are really nice.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (wGeit)

329 Years ago, in the mid-80s, the dentist that my then wife and I used asked me what it would take to get a job working on the factory floor at the DuPont facility in Waynesboro, VA. I asked her why. She said that she wanted to throw over dentistry and take p something less burdensome. I assured her that a fiber spinning plant's factory floor was in no way less burdensome, but I said she'd be welcome to apply for a job there.

I do not know if she ever did apply -- we were there for only two years -- but she was relatively new in practice, married and had, I think, one kid. Oddest thing that I had ever encountered in the employment sphere up to that point.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (pNxlR)

I sometimes fantasize about being receptionist for a church or similar organization. Just for a few months.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)

330 I still use 'Burma, and 'Ceylon'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 10:59 PM (CDGwz)

--and seriously, it's Saigon.

Fuck you, Ho Chi Minh.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (oZuI0)

331 Sweden, Norway, Denmark?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (CDGwz)

332
Krebs: New Joisey.

Don't forget Rumson, were Bruce Springsteen lives.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (L2ZTs)


Nope. Guess again.

The locals take great pains NOT to pronounce Newark in the same fashion as the Jerseyites pronounce it.

Because they're snooty bastards.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (pNxlR)

333 313
Camden, Newark, Magnolia, Laurel, Little Heaven

In what U. S. state are all of these?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

Jersey

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)

334 Like how Taiwan is the name of the country, but Formosa is still the name of the island.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (Rk8c4)


----------

Hold my beer.

Posted by: Hispaniola at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (XVuno)

335 Paris, Nice, Dijon, Normandy...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)


I can see why you'd have a problem naming cities in India since Normandy is not a city in France.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (Y8PSl)

336 318

Evening sir....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (kFkpX)

337 > Honolulu, Waimanalo, Kailua, Kaneohe, Makaha.

Good job. I *think* I've heard of Kailua, but as far as I know I've never heard of any of the others.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (lbYzk)

338 Well, today in the southern Berkshires

60 and sunny

last week of Feb

usually covered in snow and maybe 10 or 15

love this climate change

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (rpxSz)

339 313
Camden, Newark, Magnolia, Laurel, Little Heaven

In what U. S. state are all of these?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR)

Delaware?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (9hauA)

340
Guernsey, Jersey, Alderney, Sark

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (pNxlR)

341 There will be 11 quarantine stations in the US on military bases like Travis. These are being run by CDC and HHS with volunteer medical teams from VA hospitals.

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (IB1Pj)

342 Agra
Bombay
Lahore
Bangalore
*mumble*

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)


Black holes everywhere are offended by the slight.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Y8PSl)

343
Delaware?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (9hauA)


Correct!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (pNxlR)

344 Normandy is in France.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (9hauA)

345 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:01 PM (lbYzk)

--LMAO, Honolulu is also the capital. Hilo is the county seat of the Big 'Un.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (oZuI0)

346 My question is which states don't have a Springfield or a Paris.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (wGeit)

347 Hi everyone.

I watched "Spring," a movie from the same folks who made "The Endless" and "Resolution."

Both of those movies I recommend, "Endless" more than "Resolution."

But anyway, "Spring" was...unexpected. Unexpectedly sweet, which was odd. Well worth seeing if you're in the mood.

I'd rate the guys' work as "The Endless," followed by "Spring" and then "Resolution" at the bottom.

"Resolution" is good, it's just filled with unpleasant characters. "The Endless" has some good thought behind it and is far more thought-provoking.

And "Spring"...it's just as I said, very sweet. Difficult to do when there's a horrific monster at the center of the story, but the film pulls it off.

I'd recommend all three, really.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (l9m7l)

348 I'm watching a documentary about Christians in Iran. Very moving.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

349
I plan to burn down my neighbors' houses.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (6rS3m)


So mean.

But so funny.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (TdMsT)

350 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (lbYzk)

351 Florence is kind of big.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (PUmDY)

352 Delaware?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:03 PM (9hauA)

Correct!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (pNxlR)

Yay!

My grad school advisor and his wife were from Newark, DE.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (9hauA)

353 348 I'm watching a documentary about Christians in Iran. Very moving.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

--------

They should be moving. To Greece.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (XVuno)

354 Rodrigo, I was thinking the same thing.

Anchorage, Fairbanks, Nome, Wasilla, Barrow.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (L2ZTs)

355 What state has Rome, Cairo, Athens, Dublin, and Pobiddy?

Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (o906D)

356 New York, New York. The city so dumb they had to name it twice.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (xSo9G)

357 Waianae, Wahiawa, Ewa, Makakilo, Waipahu.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (l3+k2)

358 > --LMAO, Honolulu is also the capital. Hilo is the county seat of the Big 'Un.

You're right, of course. What can I say, third grade was some years ago.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (lbYzk)

359 I think I liked Emerald Robinson more, but the Washington dame for OANN - Chanel Rion - is a looker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (Rk8c4)

360 What state has Rome, Cairo, Athens, Dublin, and Pobiddy?
Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (o906D)

Georgia?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (9hauA)

361 Scottsville, New Market, New Hope, Guntersville, & Cullman.

Yall gotta do a u-tube search for "walk to guntersville". Fuggen hi-larious

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (VcFUs)

362 In a plan to keep my brain flexible I've enrolled in a course in biblical Hebrew.

Oh hell yeah. I don't think you'll regret that.
There are 3 classical languages.
If you ever feel underappreciated for your efforts, just casually mention what you've been up to around some classical Latin and Attic Greek students.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (8IOEj)

363 RE: 5 cities in Ihjuh:

A lot of you guys are spiraling.

Argle Bargle! Down the hatch!

Nobody mentioned Srinagar, the... most... ominous... place...on... earth.

OK, excepting Fallujah... and Baltimore.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (Cssks)

364 What state has Rome, Cairo, Athens, Dublin, and Pobiddy?
Posted by: freaked
------

Georgia

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (xSo9G)

365 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia



Alaska is fat and stupid.

Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (Qf83p)

366 What state has Rome, Cairo, Athens, Dublin, and Pobiddy?
Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (o906D)
++++++++++
Georgia

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (Rk8c4)

367 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Alaska is fat and stupid.
Posted by: eleven at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (Qf83p)
++++++++++++
Well done, eleven. You got a literal, audible guffaw out of me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:07 PM (Rk8c4)

368 Catherine Wheel: "Indigo Is Blue"

[Listen at 11]

https://youtu.be/0a5JiaxJFuY

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:07 PM (oZuI0)

369 @355.
Georgia

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 24, 2020 11:07 PM (VcFUs)

370 I answered first!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:07 PM (9hauA)

371 348 I'm watching a documentary about Christians in Iran. Very moving.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

--What channel? Online?

Does it mention the lovely Neda?

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:07 PM (oZuI0)

372 West minister - good to hear take care and see you all at the next Moron pow-wow!

Posted by: Cheri at February 24, 2020 11:08 PM (IB1Pj)

373 Although, almost any random combination of As, Ks, Ms, Is, Os, and Ms works.

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2020 11:08 PM (l3+k2)

374 Now for the real toughies:

Five cities in...

- North Dakota
- South Dakota
- New Hampshire
- West Virginia

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

375 "Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?"

Somebody say crack?

Posted by: H. Biden at February 24, 2020 11:08 PM (zo4+n)

376 So I guess we all flunk geography too, not just math?

...eh, I can find my way to the MoMees!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (0ReGO)

377 > Anchorage, Fairbanks, Nome, Wasilla, Barrow.

Good. Barrow is officially called Utqiagvik nowadays (there should be a dot over the g that I'm sure the blog would choke on even if I knew how to type it), but this isn't yet accepted by everyone, not even the locals. The vote was really close.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (lbYzk)

378 Scottsville, New Market, New Hope, Guntersville, Cullman.



Yall gotta do a u-tube search for "walk to guntersville". Fuggen hi-larious

Posted by: BifBewalski at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM


I can't hear or read of Cullman without thinking of this:

https://youtu.be/q-RLqLx1iYI

Posted by: Bert G at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (OMsf+)

379 I'm watching a documentary about Christians in Iran. Very moving.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (Uu+Jp)

--What channel? Online?

Does it mention the lovely Neda?

It's YouTube. Sheep Among Wolves.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (Uu+Jp)

380 356 New York, New York. The city so dumb they had to name it twice.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:05 PM (xSo9G)

--It's even worse than that.

Manhattan is officially New York County.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (oZuI0)

381 Rodrigo, thanks.

I know Barrow's one of the most remote cities on the entire planet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (L2ZTs)

382 'Georgia?'

Correct, but Pobiddy is not much of a city really. It's pretty much a just a road where a chicken got run over.

Posted by: freaked at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (o906D)

383 Borgia

Coldfoot. I wiz there.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:09 PM (Cssks)

384
350 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (lbYzk)


Before Trump gives it back to the Russians, you mean?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (pNxlR)

385 Kentucky? I'd say Lexington, Louisville, Bowling Green, Owensboro and Frankfort.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (PUmDY)

386 ourse in biblical Hebrew.

Oh hell yeah. I don't think you'll regret that.
There are 3 classical languages.
If you ever feel underappreciated for your efforts, just casually mention what you've been up to around some classical Latin and Attic Greek students.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 24, 2020 11:06 PM (8IOEj)

I'm finding it really hard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

387 > Coldfoot. I wiz there.

It counts, although even here there are a lot of people who wouldn't really call it a city.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (lbYzk)

388 374 Now for the real toughies:

Five cities in...

- North Dakota
- South Dakota
- New Hampshire
- West Virginia
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)

--I used to live in Winnipeg.

ND: Fargo, Grand Forks, Cavalier, Bismarck, Pembina.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (oZuI0)

389 Before Trump gives it back to the Russians, you mean?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (pNxlR)
+++++++++
Oh, come on. Give the guy *some* credit.

He'll sell it back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (Rk8c4)

390 I sometimes fantasize about being receptionist for a church or similar organization. Just for a few months.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM (9hauA)
* * * *

Sometimes it's nice to envision a job where the most taxing thing would be to remember to ask "do you want fries with that?"

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (WFcrO)

391 We just want you to be all right!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 10:58 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks again {{{Ladyl}}} and {{{all the others}}}. Sincerely. You've really picked me up.

I've just lost the long post I was making about this. Fuck. Suffice to say it's been a long 24 hours. I think I'm in for a chance at a decent night's sleep here.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (uEbPt)

392 I'm finding it really hard.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (Uu+Jp)


Let's see.

Brand new alphabet

Reads right to left

No vowels or numbers.

I can't see how that is hard at all.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (aS1PU)

393 384
350 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:04 PM (lbYzk)

Before Trump gives it back to the Russians, you mean?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (pNxlR)


Why would he sell Alaska and buy Greenland?

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (wGeit)

394 The snowblower needs about 1/3 the available power. Why use such abig motor why not power it from th engine in th truck.



The answer is blowing with the snow.

Posted by: USNtakim at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (0OmEj)

395 Sometimes it's nice to envision a job where the most taxing thing would be to remember to ask "do you want fries with that?"
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (WFcrO)
+++++++++++++
It's my plan for when I burn out, which is inevitable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (Rk8c4)

396 Camden, Newark, Magnolia, Laurel, Little Heaven

In what U. S. state are all of these?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR)


I want to say Maryland, but I wouldn't bet the farm on that answer.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (Y8PSl)

397 I sometimes fantasize about being receptionist for a church or similar organization. Just for a few months.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 24, 2020 11:02 PM


Sometimes I have the thought that I should just learn to be a farrier and move to Wyoming.

Posted by: Bert G at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (OMsf+)

398 Cheri......look forward to seeing you again!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (/UQ/R)

399 Speaking of Rome, GA, image from Berry College:

https://tinyurl.com/ur6mqal

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (xSo9G)

400 Williston, Bismarck, Grand Forks, Minot, and Fargo

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (flINI)

401 > - North Dakota
> - South Dakota

Trick question. To have five cities you need to have more than five people. Heh.

Let's see:

North Dakota: Fargo, Bismarck, and I'm done.
South Dakota: Pierre, Minot, Rosebud, and I'm done.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (lbYzk)

402 Sometimes I have the thought that I should just learn to be a farrier and move to Wyoming.
Posted by: Bert G at February 24, 2020 11:12 PM (OMsf+)


I would love to make swords or blow glass.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (aS1PU)

403
ND: Bismarck, Grand Forks, and three trailers parks outside of them for the fracking boom

SD: Pierre, Sioux Falls, Sioux Gets Up, Sioux Hits Her Head, Sioux Dies of Intracranial Bleeding

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (pNxlR)

404 WV, Charleston, Huntington, Morgantown, don't know.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

405 I think I'm in for a chance at a decent night's sleep here.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (uEbPt)
* * * *

Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (WFcrO)

406 > South Dakota: Pierre, Minot, Rosebud, and I'm done.

And yeah, Minot is in North Dakota, not South.

Embarrassing since I've actually been there.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (lbYzk)

407 Old Dehli
New Dehli
Newest Dehli
Lost City of Dehli
Ham on Rye

How'd I do?

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (uEbPt)

408 I would love to make swords or blow glass.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (aS1PU)
++++++++++
Glass swords. I'll bet you could make a killing at Renaissance festivals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (Rk8c4)

409 sturgis, deadwood, spearfish.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (KP5rU)

410 Old Dehli
New Dehli
Newest Dehli
Lost City of Dehli
Ham on Rye

How'd I do?
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (uEbPt)

--------

C+

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (XVuno)

411
404 WV, Charleston, Huntington, Morgantown, don't know.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)


Chestertown, Harper's Ferry

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (pNxlR)

412 Sweet dreams!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (WFcrO)

Thanks. Probably won't be for a while yet but we'll see.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (uEbPt)

413 No Crackercroakers on the stack?

Posted by: klaftern at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (RuIsu)

414 ..., you forgot Jewish Delhi

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (L2ZTs)

415 Rush says that the Corona Virus is basically a head cold, with a 98% survival rate.

--

I love Rush, but he's wrong

Coronavirus is basically highly contagious pneumonia, with a risk of ARDS

Of course part of Rush' attitude to it might be linked to the same minimizing of the risks of smoking that he used to do,as well as sone denial due to his current medical condition. I'm praying hard for him

Posted by: vmom 2020 v9 at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (G546f)

416 Carmel

Salton Sea

Bagdad

Calico

Death Valley......

Fish Camp

Compton

Hawaiian Gardens
Norco....don't you wish...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (kFkpX)

417 It sounds like Pence is gonna run in 2024

which is fine with me

but the Trump hate wont stop

it will only be transferred to Pence

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (rpxSz)

418 Bomumbaibay
Deli
Apu
Persis Khambatta
Terre Haute

oy vey ole I be wearying. Have become a morning critter.

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (Isn+8)

419
I've just lost the long post I was making about this. Fuck. Suffice to say it's been a long 24 hours. I think I'm in for a chance at a decent night's sleep here.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (uEbPt)


Get a good nights sleep. And come back here tomorrow!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

420 Has the chanting and dancing around the fire begun yet?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Kazoo master at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (a/AB1)

421 wait, a colorado morondesvous?

can I come?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (PkVlr)

422 Nightwatch, California.

Hawaiian Gardens is walking distance from me. :-)
Not a nice place, unfortunately, except for their casino.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (L2ZTs)

423 I can spot 23 Botswanan Snipers in tonight's ONT picture.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (qu1px)

424 Camden, Newark, Magnolia, Laurel, Little Heaven 

In what U. S. state are all of these? 
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:00 PM (pNxlR) 

********

Delaware

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (flINI)

425 > WV, Charleston, Huntington, Morgantown, don't know.

Almost Heaven is a town there, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: John Denver at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (lbYzk)

426 I'm finding it really hard.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:10 PM (Uu+Jp)

Let's see.

Brand new alphabet

Reads right to left

No vowels or numbers.

I can't see how that is hard at all.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 11:11 PM (aS1PU)

393 384

Yeah exactly.

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

427 wv. nitro, beckley, pixley.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

428 Also something really hinky about cdc refusing to test Coronavirus

Posted by: vmom 2020 v9 at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)

429 Delaware
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (flINI)


Dela don't wear nothing at all.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (aS1PU)

430
Delaware
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:16 PM (flINI)


Yes

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (pNxlR)

431 Glass swords. I'll bet you could make a killing at Renaissance festivals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (Rk8c4)

--In Game of Thrones, obsidian is called Dragon Glass.

Obsidian makes for killer scalpels and daggers, but I'm unsure about it on the sword scale.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (oZuI0)

432 Albequerque, Las Cruces, Santa Fe Los Alamos, Roswell.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (HuH1F)

433 ..SMH, if you're here, or if someone knows how to contact her, you had a suggestion as to where Resident 3vil and i should relocate to in the Hill Country, if we pull the trigger.

she's started talking about that again, and i'll be damned if i can remember what the suggestion was...

any other 'rons/ettes with suggestions are encouraged to chime in.

needs to be fairly close to a decent sized town/city with all the amenities, but not necessarily IN town.

HOA's are a non-starter.

land for shooting/hunting/wine grapes/etc is a plus.

we may never leave here, but it never hurts to look at options.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 24, 2020 10:52 PM (fPTiZ)



Get a Texas map, and a sharpie pen.

Draw an odd, kidney-bean shaped ovoid around Bandera, Kerrville, Fredricksburg (as far west as Harper, actually), and on North & East to encompass Marble Falls and Burnet. Throw Llano in that mix, just because.

Take it to the bank, that patch of Texas Real Estate is as pretty as you please, and there's abundant acreage on which to establish your Base of Operations, as desired.

You can go a bit closer to the D/FW area and investigate the area in and around Corsicana, site of the Tx Mo Meet. It fits your criteria, but will be in the path of Southward growth of the D/FW megaplex. Likely, the next decade will see the nature of the Town Center change, and not for the better.

You can do all the "online" research on those towns as you want. But you're going to have to fly in, rent a car and go check 'em all out in person, to get a true sense of the world, here.

Good luck, amigo!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (QzJWU)

434 WV, Charleston, Huntington, Morgantown, don't know.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)


Martinsburg, Bluefield.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)

435 The snowblower needs about 1/3 the available power. Why use such abig motor why not power it from th engine in th truck.



The answer is blowing with the snow.
Posted by: USNtakim
--------

It was probably what he had available. Note that adopting the separate engine was probably easier than trying to work up a PTO from the truck. I also suspect that the blower uses a good bit of power. Also, the blower portion runs at constant speed, to blow the snow away, that would not be the case with a PTO.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

436 394 The snowblower needs about 1/3 the available power. Why use such abig motor why not power it from th engine in th truck.


even better

a plow

best

nice 950 lb V plow

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:18 PM (rpxSz)

437 I wonder which state has the easiest number to name? I guess it's the big ones, California or Texas.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:18 PM (uEbPt)

438 Bedtime for me. Good night, Horde!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 24, 2020 11:19 PM (Rk8c4)

439
Ishpeming, Negaunee, Kearsarge, Naubinway, Matchwood

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

440 415 Rush says that the Corona Virus is basically a head cold, with a 98% survival rate.

--

I love Rush, but he's wrong

Coronavirus is basically highly contagious pneumonia, with a risk of ARDS

Of course part of Rush' attitude to it might be linked to the same minimizing of the risks of smoking that he used to do,as well as sone denial due to his current medical condition. I'm praying hard for him
Posted by: vmom 2020 v9 at February 24, 2020 11:15 PM (G546f)


Yeah, this is worse than a cold. Given that a normal flu has a mortality rate of 0.2%, 2% looks pretty bad.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:19 PM (wGeit)

441 Missouri:

Haiti Heights; Knob Noster; New Madrid; Versailles (pronounced "Ver-sales"); & Lee's Summit (pronounced "Leesummit")

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:20 PM (Cssks)

442 Unfortunately we lived in Hobbs when I was very young.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

443 I wonder which state has the easiest number to name? I guess it's the big ones, California or Texas.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:18 PM (uEbPt)


Yeah, trying naming 5 cities in 'Rhode Island and Providence Plantations'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:20 PM (Y8PSl)

444 428 Also something really hinky about cdc refusing to test Coronavirus
Posted by: vmom 2020 v9 at February 24, 2020 11:17 PM (G546f)


Something sure seems off.

Tennis this week is being canceled left and right.

Unbelievable numbers of people out with the flu...

I

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

445 ok. kinda popped

I am moving in April, I think. To a studio apartment, it's funky and basement-ish. Living alone in a rental studio was not in the original plan of life, but.... whatever.

I just heard from the owner of the four plex. She was deciding if her no pet policy was written in stone and I would not be able to move in with Lucy.

She determined that anyone who would give up a critter for a place to live wasn't the sort of person she wanted to be there in the first place.

So I may be moving in April.

It's a stone's throw to the beach.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (PkVlr)

446
Frese can fry as far as I'm concerned. His two honey trappers can fry, too.

He faces a maximum of ten years for leaking top secret info to his girlfriends, and if he doesn't like it, he should start singing to the rafters about everything he's seen and he can loudly compare his situation to Brennan, Comey, and McCabe's.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (G51Gf)

447 442 Unfortunately we lived in Hobbs when I was very young.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

---------

Nobody really lives in Hobbs.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (XVuno)

448 Ishpeming, Negaunee, Kearsarge, Naubinway, Matchwood

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 11:19 PM (pNxlR)

********

New Hampshire

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (flINI)

449 How about this?

Newfoundland:

Dildo

Heart's Content

Traveller's Rest

L'Anse Aux Meadows

Bay Bulls

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)

450 Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:14 PM (uEbPt)

Good

I want pastrami on rye

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

451 Haiti Heights; Knob Noster; New Madrid; Versailles (pronounced "Ver-sales"); & Lee's Summit (pronounced "Leesummit")
Posted by: mnw
-----

IN?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (CDGwz)

452 Pence will be a rerun of HW. Not for me.

We need someone who'll continue to run through hell with Trump's gas can.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (uEbPt)

453 >>>The answer is blowing with the snow.<<<

Because without that small block of wood, there is no throttle control. Roll with it.

Posted by: Fritz at February 24, 2020 11:22 PM (ATCV4)

454 It had a hospital. (Hobbs)

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:22 PM (PUmDY)

455 Anyone else here use the uBlock Origin extension with their browser?

WTF have they done to it?! I've taken the latest version, and it's an absolute shambles now!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 11:22 PM (7WaWV)

456 Speaking of cdc, they promoted South Korea to travel advisory 3 (Red; don't),

Italy is currently 2 (Yellow; use extra caution)

Posted by: vmom 2020 v9 at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (G546f)

457 Because without that small block of wood, there is no throttle control. Roll with it.
Posted by: Fritz
-------

I liked that the best.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (CDGwz)

458 I want pastrami on rye
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (aA3+G)

Katz's NYC

23 and change

a real bargain

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (rpxSz)

459 452 Pence will be a rerun of HW. Not for me.

We need someone who'll continue to run through hell with Trump's gas can.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (uEbPt)


Who would that be? I can't think of a single national Republican.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wGeit)

460 415

Easy now Cowboy.....ARDS inflicts those with Cor-morbidity Dx's like COPD and Emphysema or other pre-disposing auto immune disorders. If you are tracking the John Hopkin's map...(YOU should) aside from the relatively small bump in Italy...the track is flattening for new cases and the current spike is in recovering cases.

Love Nurse Richard

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (kFkpX)

461 Saskatchewan
Moose Jaw,
Love,
Elbow
Vagina

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

462 Prediction - Harvey Weinstein gets sentenced to 6 - 8 years for both counts - which would be less than the total 14 year conviction that Gov Blago got for one line in a taped conversation that he never actually followed thru on - justice, baby!

Not defending Gov Blago, of course, he's a slime ball, but the sentence he got was a laughable extreme compared to any other guy who means more to Dems.

Posted by: Boswell at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (32YRo)

463 I just heard from the owner of the four plex. She was deciding if her no pet policy was written in stone and I would not be able to move in with Lucy. She determined that anyone who would give up a critter for a place to live wasn't the sort of person she wanted to be there in the first place.

So I may be moving in April.

It's a stone's throw to the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (PkVlr)
* * * *

Congratulations! Scary, I know, but life is nothing but change and challenges. Your boys must be so proud of you. Prayers up for a safe and smooth transition!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (WFcrO)

464 China has been 3 for a while

Japan and Iran are also level 2

Posted by: vmom 2020 v10 at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (G546f)

465 Orange, Norton, Florida, Springfield, West Tisbury
------

And... go!

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (uEbPt)

466 Who would that be? I can't think of a single national Republican.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wGeit)

--I'd like to suggest Donald Jr. but I dislike dynasties of any stripe.

Kobach? I know Sessions is not up for it.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (oZuI0)

467 445 ok. kinda popped

I am moving in April, I think. To a studio apartment, it's funky and basement-ish. Living alone in a rental studio was not in the original plan of life, but.... whatever.

I just heard from the owner of the four plex. She was deciding if her no pet policy was written in stone and I would not be able to move in with Lucy.

She determined that anyone who would give up a critter for a place to live wasn't the sort of person she wanted to be there in the first place.

So I may be moving in April.

It's a stone's throw to the beach.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (PkVlr)


Nurse--I'd do about anything to live by the ocean. Except move away from my kids and grandkids.

I think it sounds like a wonderful next chapter. I bet you will love it.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

468 Gotham
Metropolis
Coast City
Central City
Ivy Town

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (Isn+8)

469 > Haiti Heights; Knob Noster; New Madrid; Versailles (pronounced "Ver-sales"); & Lee's Summit (pronounced "Leesummit")

Missouri.

Posted by: John Denver at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (lbYzk)

470 Who would that be? I can't think of a single national Republican.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wGeit)


IKR

if all goes well, Pence will run with Trump on speed dial

like 4 terms of Trump

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:26 PM (rpxSz)

471 Hammer

The Show Me State!

I DID mention that.

Knob Noster is the World's Fourth Greatest Nuclear Power.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:26 PM (Cssks)

472 Hobbs????

New Mexico?


I was with my parents on a road trip form Dallas to Seattle in the summer of 1978 and we stopped in Hobbes, NM. There was a JC convention in town when we pulled in after 13 hours of driving. There was one room left in the entire town. We pulled up to a motor inn and stumbled in to the room.

There was a bare lightbulb hanging from the ceiling.
There was a pair of boots under one of the beds.

Mom made us sleep in our clothes. we were not allowed to shower.

we left at 6am

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:26 PM (PkVlr)

473 Orange, Norton, Florida, Springfield, West Tisbury 
------ 

And... go! 

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (uEbPt

*********

New York

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:26 PM (flINI)

474 mindful, my wild guess is Florida.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

475 Congrats Nurse!

Ladyl your comment got cut off?

Posted by: vmom 2020 v10 at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (G546f)

476 Scary, I know, but life is nothing but change and challenges.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (WFcrO)


I'm looking for less 'change and challenges' and more 'reward'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (Y8PSl)

477 461 Saskatchewan
Moose Jaw,
Love,
Elbow
Vagina
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (Uu+Jp)

--How could you leave out Lloydminster? It's a two-fer!

Manitoba:

Winnipeg

Portage la Prairie

Morden

Holland

Waywayseecapo

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (oZuI0)

478 Pennsylvania:

Blue Ball
Intercourse

Indiana:

French Lick

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (lbYzk)

479 Who would that be? I can't think of a single national Republican.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (wGeit)

I can't. There was only Allan West and the Left hounded his family until he decided to get out. So maybe there wasn't Allan West but he seemed like a good bet.

Maybe another Trump. I don't like dynasties either, but desperate times and all that. 16 years of Trump would do unspeakably gorgeous damage to this country's Leftward March toward destruction.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:28 PM (uEbPt)

480 I'm looking for less 'change and challenges' and more 'reward'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (Y8PSl)

Right?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

481
Katz's NYC

23 and change

a real bargain
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:23 PM (rpxSz)


But it serves four people!

Dang. Now I want pastrami and corned beef. And potato pancakes.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

482 floyd's knobs. nobody will guess this one.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

483 There was a bare lightbulb hanging from the ceiling.
There was a pair of boots under one of the beds.

Mom made us sleep in our clothes. we were not allowed to shower.

we left at 6am

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:26 PM (PkVlr)


Probably the room the manager slept in.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 24, 2020 11:29 PM (wGeit)

484 Great Falls, Butte , Lvingston, Billings, Circle.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 24, 2020 11:29 PM (HuH1F)

485 478 Pennsylvania:

Blue Ball
Intercourse

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (lbYzk)


--PA also has Bird-in-Hand

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:29 PM (oZuI0)

486 I don' t mind changes and challenges.

I just wish I didn't have to do it by myself.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:29 PM (PkVlr)

487 Charles, Montana.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

488 Paradise

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:30 PM (xSo9G)

489 ...with HIS browser!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 11:30 PM (7WaWV)

490 Lizard Lick

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:30 PM (xSo9G)

491 New York
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 24, 2020 11:26 PM (flINI)

Ooohhh... darn good guess but no West Tisbury.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:30 PM (uEbPt)

492 Scary, I know, but life is nothing but change and challenges.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:24 PM (WFcrO)

I'm looking for less 'change and challenges' and more 'reward'.
Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (Y8PSl)
* * * *

Sometimes that reward sneaks up and bops you on the head when you are least expecting it! Remain vigilant.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:31 PM (WFcrO)

493 2024:

Tom Cotton!

Because... destiny.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:31 PM (Cssks)

494 Monterey

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (rpxSz)

495 488

A name

or what once was in NORCAL

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (kFkpX)

496 486 I don' t mind changes and challenges.

I just wish I didn't have to do it by myself.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:29 PM (PkVlr)



I'll come out and help you.

I'm an expert in downsizing!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

497 I still think the Spanish were just being right
bastards when they gave the Philippines a name that the locals can't
even pronounce.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 10:53 PM (lbYzk)


I have been saying that for 10 years and all I ever got was a blank look.


Posted by: Kindltot at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (6rS3m)

498 French Broad

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (CDGwz)

499 I'm looking for less 'change and challenges' and more 'reward'.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:27 PM (Y8PSl)
------

Right?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)


{Puts on plastic gloves and face mask}

Fist bump!

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (Y8PSl)

500
We need someone who'll continue to run through hell with Trump's gas can.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (uEbPt)

Who would that be? I can't think of a single national Republican.
Posted by: Ace's liver

=======

Mmmmmaayyybe Tom Cotton.

Or John Ratcliffe? (minus the climate change bs)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (G51Gf)

501 --PA also has Bird-in-Hand
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:29 PM (oZuI0)

Kutztown always chuckled me

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:33 PM (rpxSz)

502 I would offer myself as a candidate for 2024, but I'll be only 29 then.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (oZuI0)

503 Morticia

Tom Cotton!

Because Arkansas must atone!

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (Cssks)

504 We need someone who'll continue to run through hell with Trump's gas can.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (uEbPt)
* * * *

Devin Nunes? Ric Grenell? Don Trump Jr.?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (WFcrO)

505 Kutztown always chuckled me
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:33 PM (rpxSz)

--Anymoron know who the most famous alum of Kutztown State is???

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (oZuI0)

506 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)

{Puts on plastic gloves and face mask}

Fist bump!
Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (Y8PSl)

*dons Universal Precaution gear*
*return fistbump*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:35 PM (NWiLs)

507 Will Trump make an offer for the Taj Mahal?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 24, 2020 11:35 PM (CDGwz)

508 Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:25 PM (oZuI0)

I'm with you on dynasties but think about it, log. Another Trump vs some loser traitor Republican (the most likely other option) is a no-brainer.

Plus the movement is very powerful. You get someone in 2024 who is still drawing those "Trump" crowds? That's a big deal.

The Left will kill this movement the moment it shows any weakness. Pence getting 1,200 people to a rally is not gonna be a good look.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:35 PM (uEbPt)

509 RE: Brought to you by Lust:

I ain't never been that lusty.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:35 PM (Cssks)

510 more than likely

it will be who Trump's says it will be

probably whoever is his VP at the time

Pence or Haley

but not his kids

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:36 PM (rpxSz)

511 Devin Nunes? Ric Grenell? Don Trump Jr.?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (WFcrO)

--Grenell may be able to do the gay jujitsu on Demotards.

I think DJT unlocked evangelical hang-ups about Best Man For the Job.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:36 PM (oZuI0)

512 Devin Nunes? Ric Grenell? Don Trump Jr.?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (WFcrO)

Yeah! Maybe on all three. That type anyway. I don't know how I fel about Nunes but he sure seems like the real deal.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:36 PM (uEbPt)

513 Sometimes that reward sneaks up and bops you on the head when you are least expecting it! Remain vigilant.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:31 PM (WFcrO)

Yeah, still waiting for that. And Godot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:36 PM (NWiLs)

514 Pie Town, New Mexico! Okay, I won't stop there either, but the name is fascinating.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:37 PM (WFcrO)

515 Grenell? Maybe run him as Pence's VP? After eight years of Trump a lot of voters will be looking for a more reserved figure, which Pence fits. And hopefully by 2024 the GOP will have more trumpian folks at various levels.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 24, 2020 11:37 PM (odsbt)

516 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Seward, Homer, Soldotna, Kotzebue, Unalaska

Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 24, 2020 11:38 PM (a/AB1)

517 505 Kutztown always chuckled me
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:33 PM (rpxSz)

--Anymoron know who the most famous alum of Kutztown State is???
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (oZuI0)

don't know

used to go to a flea market there

kinda stunk

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:38 PM (rpxSz)

518 Alaska has North Pole, and Indiana has Santa Claus.

[been to the latter, not the former]

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:38 PM (oZuI0)

519 had no idea mining for butt cheese was considered lust. learned a new one tonite.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 24, 2020 11:38 PM (KP5rU)

520 DJTJr needs to run for NY gov, or mayor of NYC.

Posted by: Colorado Alex in Exile at February 24, 2020 11:38 PM (odsbt)

521 I'm an expert in downsizing!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:32 PM (TdMsT)

I'm trying to figure out how to burn my place down, but in such a manner that I collect the insurance settlement and can move to Texas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

522 516 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

#1 what's she look like ?

#2 how big is her husband ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (rpxSz)

523 Nurse,

Here's how I deal with the stuff. If it's something I love, I keep it. If I can't stand it or have no use for it, it's donated or thrown out. That leaves the maybes. If it's something sentimental, do you have to keep the object? Or would a picture serve to keep the memory. If I'm really not sure about something, I keep it.

I have to try and figure out what should go to my stepson. He doesn't have a lot of space. And I'm making myself get rid of somethings. I have this electrical manual from maybe 1920 that my first husband got. I think it's time to let go of it.

What helped us the most was deciding if something was "Tennessee worthy". Those are my keepers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (Lqy/e)

524 Q: Orange, Norton, Florida, Springfield, West Tisbury
++++++

A: Massivetwoshits

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (uEbPt)

525 Albequerque, Las Cruces, Santa Fe Los Alamos, Roswell.

^New Mexico.^

Why, Carefree, Dateland, Morristown, Valentine.
^???^

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 24, 2020 11:40 PM (xkSJa)

526 Teh Ted would be a strong contender for to take the (blow)torch in 2024.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 24, 2020 11:40 PM (zo4+n)

527 We need someone who'll continue to run through hell with Trump's gas can.
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:21 PM (uEbPt)
* * * *

Devin Nunes? Ric Grenell? Don Trump Jr.?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (WFcrO)


Dennis Miller. The State of the Union comedy sketch would be a hoot.

If not him, then my number two pick would be James Woods.

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (Y8PSl)

528 That snowblower on the front of a truck is no big deal up north, at least for government road crews. They have had those for decades.They use them, with dump tricks, to cut down / cut back the snowbanks as the winter goes on and on.

Listen to the sounds of the guy's footsteps. That's the sound of snow when it's really cold. In the movie, "Nobody's Fool", that sound comes and goes, often during one day of the story, because scenes were filmed out of order for the story itself.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:09 PM (pNxlR)

That's a nifty rig, but too complex. Just put a PTO on the transmission, run the auger off that.

I'm back home in Alberta tonight, and had to punch through an 18" snow drift in my own driveway. Got hung up, but broke free, and drove right up to the house

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (KL3tU)

529 Ladyl,
I know how to do it. It's just painful. I feel the guilt every time I even consider letting go of a piece of furniture. I just don't have the space.

Damn, that Catholic guilt is thick

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (PkVlr)

530 Seward, Homer, Soldotna, Kotzebue, Unalaska
Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 24, 2020 11:38 PM (a/AB1)

Ketchikan, Wasilla, Anchorage

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (BiNEL)

531 Gotta relisten to tracks 1-5 from Ferment.

Gawd, I can't believe this awesome album is 30 years old.



P.S.

Get off my lawn!!!

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (oZuI0)

532 > I have been saying that for 10 years and all I ever got was a blank look.

Obviously not by anyone who's ever heard a Filipino attempt to say "Philippines". Or "Filipino". Or "fishing".

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (lbYzk)

533 My mom, GRHS, was born in Frisco

people always assumed San Francisco

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:42 PM (rpxSz)

534 Tarzana
Twentynine Palms
Van Nuys
Volcano
Yreka

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:42 PM (kFkpX)

535 > Teh Ted would be a strong contender for to take the (blow)torch in 2024.

Nugent?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:42 PM (lbYzk)

536 Notsothoreau,

Love you, lady. Stay strong.
Peace...

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:42 PM (PkVlr)

537 The "President's Home" in India is very big.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

538 Heh. I've got my Sanderista dacha already picked out.

Can't wait for November to move in and start livin' large.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at February 24, 2020 11:44 PM (doAIC)

539 > #2 how big is her husband ?

The old saying used to be "In Alaska, you don't lose your woman. You lose your turn."

The sex ratio is a lot better nowadays.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:44 PM (lbYzk)

540 Living alone in a rental studio was not in the original plan of life, but.... whatever.

Life is what happens when you're busy making other plans. Stare it down until it blinks Nurse !

Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 24, 2020 11:44 PM (a/AB1)

541 Don't feel guilty about the furniture. You are letting someone else get the enjoyment from it.

I have to figure out what to do with a roll top desk. It's supposed to be old. It's never been in the house. It was moved directly to the truck. I like the idea of a roll top but don't know about keeping it. My husband used this folding desk. It would make more sense to keep that. But you can't sell rolltops around here.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (Lqy/e)

542 I'm expecting Trump to have Reaganesque coattails in 2024 but I've been saying that since early 2016. We need someone with a spine. They will chew anyone else up before the swearing in starts.

I admired Palin and she wasn't quite ready for prime time (nor to be torn to shreds by her own so-called party), but what they did to her and her family was unfathomable. Fucking lowlife media should burn for that alone.

And believe it, she scared the bejeezus out of the Left in a way no one else did. A pretty, funny, mainstream, down to earth, conservative type who wasn't afraid to go after their Sacredest Cow of all? Gave them nightmares. But the GOPe did their dirty work for them!

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (uEbPt)

543 the next town above mine is Monterey MA

little village like mine

Karen Allen from Raiders lives there

see her once in a while at the store

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (rpxSz)

544 Nightwatch, also California

Blanco, Arizona

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (L2ZTs)

545 > Tarzana

If I remember right, Edgar Rice Burroughs made a mint off his real estate project there, maybe even more than he did from his books. He got in really early on the California real estate boom.

If he were around to see what it'd become, he'd be stripping down to a loin cloth, grabbing a big ass knife, and going out to slit some throats.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (lbYzk)

546 Once again, sincere good luck with the move, Nurse.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (Cssks)

547 The town I moved to recently banned bags....and I noticed my neighbors now buy the bags they used to get for free (for doggie doo and wastebaskets) and toss out the bigger, bulkier paper bags.


Just ban shipping "recyclables" going overseas and you've got the actual problem solved. If liberals want to recycle plastic by all means lets build some facilities in the tonier neighborhoods in New Yuck and Mexifornia.
Posted by: 18-1 at February 24, 2020 10:16 PM (WdocV)

Since bags, be they paper or plastic, contain a lot of carbon, why is throwing them in a landfill bad, exactly? Does that not amount to "sequestering" carbon, which is supposed to be a Good Thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2020 11:47 PM (KL3tU)

548 I was surprised later in life to find out Karen Allen and Margot Kidder were not in fact the same person.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:47 PM (uEbPt)

549 I'm not allowed to cry much at home. It upsets the springers, especially Jake.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (Lqy/e)

550 This isn't Sacramento's first attempt at inserting themselves into the porn industry.

There are clearly some desperate politicians and bureaucrats looking for a piece of that action.

Posted by: Sjg at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (gDSJf)

551 522 516 Anyone wanna take a crack at Alaska?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

does she smoke weed ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (rpxSz)

552 Bringing the woodpecker?

Posted by: davidt at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (l3+k2)

553 Torrance, Oakdale

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (PUmDY)

554
I do not know if she ever did apply -- we were there for only two years -- but she was relatively new in practice, married and had, I think, one kid. Oddest thing that I had ever encountered in the employment sphere up to that point.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 24, 2020 10:54 PM (pNxlR)

I sometimes fantasize about being receptionist for a church or similar organization. Just for a few months.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein

========

I'm that way about so many jobs it's crazy. Security guard in a tony office building. Warehouse clerk. Physical therapist. Piano tuner. Radio dispatcher in an oil field.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (G51Gf)

555 But the GOPe did their dirty work for them!
Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:46 PM (uEbPt)

Good idea for us to never forget that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (BiNEL)

556 544

Thinking....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (kFkpX)

557 Since bags, be they paper or plastic, contain a lot of carbon, why is throwing them in a landfill bad, exactly? Does that not amount to "sequestering" carbon, which is supposed to be a Good Thing?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2020 11:47 PM



Because it does nothing to destroy racist, colonial, patriarchal systems of oppression?

Dunno... Just spitballin' here...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (7WaWV)

558 Pie Town, New Mexico! Okay, I won't stop there either, but the name is fascinating.

The one time the "New Mexico place names" book would come in handy and it's up at the lair.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (xkSJa)

559 New Florence, MO... rarely confused with the other one.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (Cssks)

560 REDACTED, that's why they call her Baked Alaska

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

561 The "President's Home" in India is very big.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:43 PM (PUmDY)

Large enough to contain a single copy of the Indian Constitution?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (tVQUs)

562 Okay, no takers.

Most famous alumnus of Kutztown State?

Has to be Andre Reed, Hall of Fame wide receiver for the Bills during their Super Bowl run.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:50 PM (oZuI0)

563 545

But....Tarzan mo na me...?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:50 PM (kFkpX)

564 The head of the CDC has been caught sitting on the real numbers of COVID-19 cases in the US: over 1,000 cases spread over 32 states.

CDC lying on COVID-19 severity in the USA documented in social media.
https://chicagoboyz.net/archives/61803.html

Posted by: Occasional Commenter at February 24, 2020 11:51 PM (Ezw/y)

565 Has to be Andre Reed, Hall of Fame wide receiver for the Bills during their Super Bowl run.
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:50 PM (oZuI0)

it was right on the tip of my tongue

dammit

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:52 PM (rpxSz)

566 California

Hooker, weedpatch, Death Valley, needles, Scarface.

Posted by: CaliGirl at February 24, 2020 11:52 PM (7bcfy)

567
There are places I remember
All my life
'Though some have changed

💃💃💃💃

Gooodnights, y' funny buncha coconuts & lovely 'ettes.

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker
End of the Road, a tall tale
at February 24, 2020 11:52 PM (Isn+8)

568
Tom Cotton!

Because Arkansas must atone!
Posted by: mnw

=======

Hahahaha! That state owes us BIGLY.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (G51Gf)

569 There used to be a settlement called Y, Alaska (it was called that because there was a Y junction off the Parks Highway that went out to Talkeetna).

Sadly, some people got all hoity-toity and changed the name to Susitna North.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (lbYzk)

570 560 REDACTED, that's why they call her Baked Alaska
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 24, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)


I knew someone would bite

congrats

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (rpxSz)

571 Losing altitude here. Later.

Posted by: mnw at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (Cssks)

572 it was right on the tip of my tongue

dammit
Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:52 PM (rpxSz)

--LMAO

Speaking of, I can't recall the breed, but I really did when a dog was introduced at the Westminster Show named Dammit.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)

573 Speaking of, I can't recall the breed, but I really did when a dog was introduced at the Westminster Show named Dammit.
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)

Dammit, SIT!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:54 PM (NWiLs)

574 Good idea for us to never forget that!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:48 PM (BiNEL)

Yes indeedio, Hroth.

Goodnight, everyone. Thanks for the prayers and the laughs! Good luck, nurse and notsothoreau.

Posted by: ... at February 24, 2020 11:54 PM (uEbPt)

575 Weott
Peanut
Hayfork
Dogtown
Garberville
Boonville
Ukiah

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 24, 2020 11:55 PM (WF/xn)

576 Most famous alumnus of Kutztown State?

Has to be Andre Reed, Hall of Fame wide receiver for the Bills during their Super Bowl run.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:50 PM (oZuI0)


Don't you mean 'their Super Bowl appearances?

Scott Norwide For The Win! (For the Giants.)

Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)

577 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (G51Gf)

so, you get your nic from the fact that Carolyn Jones is a natural blonde ?

Posted by: REDACTED at February 24, 2020 11:55 PM (rpxSz)

578 562

My glasses slipped and I thought KURTEAZ....as in pancakes and muffins

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:55 PM (kFkpX)

579 567


sweet dreams...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:56 PM (kFkpX)

580 573 Speaking of, I can't recall the breed, but I really did when a dog was introduced at the Westminster Show named Dammit.
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)

Dammit, SIT!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:54 PM (NWiLs)

--I immediately thought of the Bill Cosby line, "But Mom, I thought I was Jesus Christ!"

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:56 PM (oZuI0)

581 Dean's scream sounds remarkably like the Wilhelm scream.

https://youtu.be/Zf8aBFTVNEU

You may notice how that sound covers a poorly done stunt or special effect.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 24, 2020 11:57 PM (LxTcq)

582 529 Ladyl,
I know how to do it. It's just painful. I feel the guilt every time I even consider letting go of a piece of furniture. I just don't have the space.

Damn, that Catholic guilt is thick
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 11:41 PM (PkVlr)


I've been letting stuff go for 12 years now.

It's been painful, but everything has its season.

I've set my life and living arrangements up so that my kids won't have to go through hell when I die.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 24, 2020 11:57 PM (TdMsT)

583 Two fists of vine and going nowhere

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 24, 2020 11:58 PM (PUmDY)

584 566

Yes....bad water....the lowest

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 24, 2020 11:58 PM (kFkpX)

585 The head of the CDC has been caught sitting on the real numbers of COVID-19 cases in the US: over 1,000 cases spread over 32 states.

CDC lying on COVID-19 severity in the USA documented in social media.
https://chicagoboyz.net/archives/61803.html


Don't believe it. Hospitals would be following very different protocols if the coronavirus was that widespread.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 11:59 PM (I2/tG)

586 Don't you mean 'their Super Bowl appearances?

Scott Norwide For The Win! (For the Giants.)
Posted by: RickZ at February 24, 2020 11:55 PM (Y8PSl)

--Yeah, "run" implies they got the ring(s).

Chiefs FTW. Suck it, Bills fans.

Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:59 PM (oZuI0)

587 Nurse, throw away nothing! It'll make for great stories after your gone. "Geez there were 4 paths in the house, bed to bathroom, bathroom to couch, couch to fridge. The rest was floor to ceiling stuff!"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 24, 2020 11:59 PM (2ygtH)

588
I'm trying to figure out how to burn my place down, but in such a manner that I collect the insurance settlement and can move to Texas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL)


You don't need to burn anything down!

Hold an auction before you move!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

589 It's so weird, feeling guilty about letting go of stuff you never really liked in the first place. But you keep it because of a sense of guilt, and family and tradition. As if that's your only link to your past.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:02 AM (PkVlr)

590 583

Grab a third....make it a 2016 Cab from Cali.....central coast...and sip it with a big hunk of BBQ'd meat...and a cigar...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:02 AM (kFkpX)

591 Anymoron know who the most famous alum of Kutztown State is???
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:34 PM (oZuI0)

I have friends that went to Kutztown U.

Listening to Tucker discussing Weinstein's budget. Does anyone know how he raped women with his vajayjay-esque penis?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 25, 2020 12:03 AM (9hauA)

592 When I first moved here, there were boxes of stuff from the fire in 2006. It was professionally cleaned but no one had gone through it. And his late wife had all this stuff from her parents. People gave them things after the fire too. And my husband would want to look at everything you were throwing out. He did get a little bit better about that.

I spent a lot of my life living in travel trailers. So I tended to collect small things. If I get upset at the thought of getting rid of something, I know it's not time to get rid of it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)

593 Since bags, be they paper or plastic, contain a lot of carbon, why is throwing them in a landfill bad, exactly? Does that not amount to "sequestering" carbon, which is supposed to be a Good Thing?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 24, 2020 11:47 PM (KL3tU)

It's one of the measures by which you can clearly tell they aren't serious about solving their supposed crisis.

The plastic grocery bag ban is about behavioral training, forcing everyone to adopt "green" policy because green = good. Just like absurd recycling and garbage sorting ordinances. After 50 years of reduce, re-use, recycle propaganda they can't go around letting people know that the most environmentally friendly option is to toss plastic in the trash.

Posted by: Sjg at February 25, 2020 12:04 AM (gDSJf)

594 I'm trying to figure out how to burn my place down, but in such a manner
that I collect the insurance settlement and can move to Texas!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

An arsonist investigator told me how, then said if I tried it, he'd be the first to testify against me. lol The gist is, it's not against the law to be "stupid".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 12:04 AM (2ygtH)

595 RAT!

Hey handsome! how are you?

I am looking at a tiny basement studio a stone's throw from Alki. And if you don't bring me some apple cider as a house warming gift, I will be unhappy.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:04 AM (PkVlr)

596 "I coulda been first, but I kept rerunning the cone video."

Out of the 1.33m views on the clip's counter I may have contributed to 1.1m of them...
Posted by: Drink like Vikings

Went on Amazon and bought myself one to carry in my car.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 25, 2020 12:05 AM (a/AB1)

597 Does size of "city" matter?

Caen
St Mere-Eglise
St-Lo
Brest
Cherbourg
Le Rochelle
Calais

That's just from June/July 1944.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2020 12:05 AM (El6T/)

598 Listening to Tucker discussing Weinstein's budget. Does anyone know how he raped women with his vajayjay-esque penis?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 25, 2020 12:03 AM



What he did wasn't actually rape-rape?

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 25, 2020 12:05 AM (7WaWV)

599 *slaps garrett*



be nice!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 24, 2020 10:19 PM (PkVlr)
Hay! Weren't you the one advising everyone to get laid in the last thread?

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 12:05 AM (XxJt1)

600 Does anyone know how he raped women with his vajayjay-esque penis?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 25, 2020 12:03 AM (9hauA)


Stunt double.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 12:06 AM (Y8PSl)

601 I read the stuff on Chicago Boyz. It's overblown. I was at OHSU in Portland with my pulmonologist. Coronavirus did not come up and I'm sure I'm in a high risk for it.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 12:06 AM (Lqy/e)

602 You don't need to burn anything down!

Hold an auction before you move!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:01 AM (TdMsT)

Arson just seems so much more Efficient!

Probably tell kids to take whatever they want, estate sale the rest, and get out of town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:07 AM (BiNEL)

603 I'm trying to figure out how to burn my place down, but in such a manner that I collect the insurance settlement and can move to Texas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL


indoor frozen turkey fry

Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 12:07 AM (rpxSz)

604 Imagine if the affirmative action intern president were being feted, celebrated, and cheered as is the Golden Scalpweasel, in the World's Biggest Democracy.

As the saying goes, you'd have trouble finding the sports scores and weather reports in the "press".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2020 12:07 AM (El6T/)

605 I am looking at a tiny basement studio a stone's
throw from Alki. And if you don't bring me some apple cider as a house
warming gift, I will be unhappy.

Posted by: nurse ratched



Good for you! And cider it shall be! Just give us left coasties a heads up as to date!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 12:08 AM (2ygtH)

606 603 I'm trying to figure out how to burn my place down, but in such a manner that I collect the insurance settlement and can move to Texas!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 24, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL


indoor frozen turkey fry
Posted by: REDACTED at February 25, 2020 12:07 AM (rpxSz)

As God is my witness, that turkey will fly!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:08 AM (NWiLs)

607 Hay! Weren't you the one advising everyone to get laid in the last thread?
Posted by: creeper

you were actually paying attention?

well, shit

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:08 AM (PkVlr)

608 Probably tell kids to take whatever they want, estate sale the rest, and get out of town!


Good plan. Bonus, you can have the estate sale people take anything left over and donate it to charity on your behalf for the tax write-off.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 25, 2020 12:09 AM (xkSJa)

609 Dryer fire is what burned this house. So it's now listed as a 2007 house, not a mid 70s. And afterwards, you make a list of everything you lost and price it on Ebay. You give that list to the insurance company.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 12:09 AM (Lqy/e)

610 > Listening to Tucker discussing Weinstein's budget. Does anyone know how he raped women with his vajayjay-esque penis?


CGI.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 12:09 AM (lbYzk)

611 Q decode has cone vid generating Oscar(tm) buzz.

Posted by: klaftern at February 25, 2020 12:10 AM (RuIsu)

612 --Tru dat, although when Indira was assassinated, suicide bombing was hardly on the radar then. self-splodey is the TT's gift to the world.
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 10:21 PM (oZuI0)

IIRC, Indira was killed by her Sikh bodyguards in revenge for her attack on the Golden Temple in Punjab, the holiest site in Sikhdom.

Posted by: Pavlov Chekhov, some day to be an Admiral, Star Fleet at February 25, 2020 12:10 AM (qyH+l)

613 Got some good points, some bad points. A little freaked out.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 25, 2020 12:11 AM (PUmDY)

614 If it were up to me our hose would be mostly empty. Mrs kim however is a check on that. I hate having stuff. If I have not used it in the last six months I have a hankering to throw it out. Exceptions are guns and tools. Everything else is fair game for the trash.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 25, 2020 12:11 AM (0OmEj)

615 The gist is, it's not against the law to be "stupid".
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 12:04 AM (2ygtH)

I need a lot if gas for the tractor, and the only safe place to store it seems to be next to the furnace ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:11 AM (BiNEL)

616 Of

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:11 AM (BiNEL)

617 604 Imagine if the affirmative action intern president were being feted, celebrated, and cheered as is the Golden Scalpweasel, in the World's Biggest Democracy.

As the saying goes, you'd have trouble finding the sports scores and weather reports in the "press".

Posted by: rhomboid at February 25, 2020 12:07 AM (El6T/)

--True fact:

Bathhouse Barry was the first person from *any* country, of *any* rank, to address India's Parliament using a Telebinky.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:12 AM (oZuI0)

618 597


Epic in the real time of history....and never to be made fun of.

Legacy cities...so much so...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:12 AM (kFkpX)

619
Probably tell kids to take whatever they want, estate sale the rest, and get out of town!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:07 AM (BiNEL)


I tell my kids to "shop the house" every time they are here. Between my son and son in law, all the extra tools are gone.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:12 AM (TdMsT)

620
IIRC, Indira was killed by her Sikh bodyguards in revenge for her attack on the Golden Temple in Punjab, the holiest site in Sikhdom.
Posted by: Pavlov Chekhov

=====

Seems like she might have picked different bodyguards.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 12:13 AM (G51Gf)

621 Nemesis' Javelin

Captain's personal log - never ever let Miki near the Alaspin cat-nip ever again. Cat-nipped out cat-girl with hi-powered blaster and a bunch of drunk dog faced pony soldiers in a bar is a bad combination. Port Authority is not pressing charges as long as we never visit this planet again.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 12:14 AM (k7lPP)

622 I need a lot if gas for the tractor, and the only safe place to store it seems to be next to the furnace ?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Pretty much along those lines...(Smiley face icon here)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 25, 2020 12:14 AM (2ygtH)

623 you were actually paying attention?



well, shit

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:08 AM (PkVlr)

Are you kidding? I was pleading with you for pointers on how to get it accomplished. Unfortunately, my plea was willowed.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 12:15 AM (XxJt1)

624 591. gah, chique, I'm just minding my own business over here, tryin' to down a beer, and you're trying to bring it back up with that vile visual.

Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 12:15 AM (zo4+n)

625 I love how "Black Metallic" and "Pain" mirror each other.

https://youtu.be/zFFq-ma4T4g

https://youtu.be/PAWEPfkkADE

"Black Metallic" is IMHO the superior song, but both are in my personal Pantheon.

[cranks up "She's My Friend"]

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:16 AM (oZuI0)

626 573 Speaking of, I can't recall the breed, but I really did when a dog was introduced at the Westminster Show named Dammit.
Posted by: logprof at February 24, 2020 11:53 PM (oZuI0)

Dammit, SIT!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 24, 2020 11:54 PM (NWiLs)

I want to get a dog and name her Anathema. So I can tell her "Anathema sit."

Posted by: Pavlov Chekhov, some day to be an Admiral, Star Fleet at February 25, 2020 12:17 AM (qyH+l)

627 Why, Carefree, Dateland, Morristown, Valentine.
^???^
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Green Chili fan at February 24, 2020 11:40 PM (xkSJa)

Arizona. I am behind the curve, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 12:17 AM (KL3tU)

628 I tell my kids to "shop the house" every time they are here. Between my son and son in law, all the extra tools are gone.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:12 AM (TdMsT)

Good idea, but none of my kids seem to need anything of ours. I do need to get with my son and daughter about tools and equipment though!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:18 AM (BiNEL)

629 creeper, are you going to the NoVaMoMe?

I'd love to meet you!


Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:18 AM (PkVlr)

630 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 12:14 AM (k7lPP)

Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:20 AM (BiNEL)

631 Good idea, but none of my kids seem to need anything of ours. I do need to get with my son and daughter about tools and equipment though!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:18 AM (BiNEL)


The kids don't want nearly as much stuff as I thought they would.

Apparently fine china, crystal, silver, art and antiques have seen their day. You can't give most of that stuff away.

Oh well. I've gotten to the point where I care much about it anymore.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:20 AM (TdMsT)

632 . gah, chique, I'm just minding my own business over here, tryin' to down a beer, and you're trying to bring it back up with that vile visual.
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 25, 2020 12:15 AM (zo4+n)

Sorry!

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at February 25, 2020 12:20 AM (9hauA)

633 Seems like she might have picked different bodyguards.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 25, 2020 12:13 AM (G51Gf)

One of them had been with her for 30 years. There were supposedly plans to reassign all of the Sikhs in her detail, but she kept these two.

They hit her with over thirty rounds at close range.

Posted by: Pavlov Chekhov, some day to be an Admiral, Star Fleet at February 25, 2020 12:20 AM (qyH+l)

634 Wow, so Mexico is apparently so awful that there's a term only used there: "femicide."

Build the damn Wall already.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:21 AM (oZuI0)

635 Metal?

Black Sabbath as a teen.....but never got the screaming vocals....always went with bands that had ...ya know..vocalists that could nuance and bring power to a song

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:21 AM (kFkpX)

636 Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:20 AM (TdMsT)

Disposable society, they'll regret it in the burning times!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (BiNEL)

637 Apparently fine china, crystal, silver, art and antiques have seen their day. You can't give most of that stuff away.

Oh well. I've gotten to the point where I care much about it anymore.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:20 AM (TdMsT)

--Heh, I'll shoot you my addy.

I'm game!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (oZuI0)

638 No, nurse. No VAMoMe, I'm sorry to say. But I'll be at Ben's in October.

And the feeling is mutual.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (XxJt1)

639 so, actually, I'd love to just give everything away, except for a couple pieces and get my own stuff.

I like wood. And lighter upholstery. And smaller stuff. I don't need or want a huge sectional in black leather.

Or a 700# queen size sleeper sofa.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (PkVlr)

640 Is the last photo lust, or just mutual stink-finger?

Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (I99aF)

641 It's so weird, feeling guilty about letting go of stuff you never really liked in the first place. But you keep it because of a sense of guilt, and family and tradition. As if that's your only link to your past.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:02 AM (PkVlr)


As someone who has downsized their possessions, I look at it like someone who has had their house (and all possessions) blown/washed away in a hurricane, or a huge house fire.

After Katrina, I met several people that were totes without anything, really no more than a suitcase's worth of 'stuff'.

If you can put yourself into their shoes, you can see that it really is just stuff.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 25, 2020 12:23 AM (3OCHC)

642 635 Metal?

Black Sabbath as a teen.....but never got the screaming vocals....always went with bands that had ...ya know..vocalists that could nuance and bring power to a song
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:21 AM (kFkpX)

-- "Black Metallic" =/= Black Sabbath.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:23 AM (oZuI0)

643 My stepson's maternal great-grandparents came through Ellis Island, from Poland. My husband spent time trying to teach to value the trunk they brought with them. I don't know if it's still with the baby mama or if he moved it out.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 12:24 AM (Lqy/e)

644 Ladyl,

I do love fine china.

I set the table with my good china and family silver as often as I can.

My boys think they're in trouble when they see it.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:24 AM (PkVlr)

645 639 so, actually, I'd love to just give everything away, except for a couple pieces and get my own stuff.

I like wood. And lighter upholstery. And smaller stuff. I don't need or want a huge sectional in black leather.

Or a 700# queen size sleeper sofa.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (PkVlr)


I've been getting rid of the heaviest and bulkiest items. My goal also is to get of things I no longer use, no matter how sentimental the item.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:25 AM (TdMsT)

646 545 > Tarzana

If I remember right, Edgar Rice Burroughs made a mint off his real estate project there, maybe even more than he did from his books. He got in really early on the California real estate boom.


Plus the money from those adding machines.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 25, 2020 12:25 AM (ePWRo)

647 GnuBreed,

Thank you for the perspective. It puts things in order.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:26 AM (PkVlr)

648 Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:21 AM (kFkpX)

--Seriously, though, my weakness musically for listening is soft, gentle vocals accompanied by screamingly noisy guitar. Dream pop, some power pop. Spent lotsa money on that in college.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:26 AM (oZuI0)

649 And I'm off to bed. Night all!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 25, 2020 12:27 AM (Lqy/e)

650 Ladyl,

I can't wait to meet you. You're amazing.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:27 AM (PkVlr)

651 Now to go

the alarm clock doth smack me so...("Your over your time you stupid bastard...")

Work....comes shortly in the hours...

don't kill each other


night

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:27 AM (kFkpX)

652 I like wood.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:22 AM (PkVlr)

You too!!

Posted by: Petey Buttengager at February 25, 2020 12:28 AM (oZuI0)

653 Fine china?
*looks at stack of plain white Corelle plates*
Eh. Good enough.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:28 AM (NWiLs)

654 644 Ladyl,

I do love fine china.

I set the table with my good china and family silver as often as I can.

My boys think they're in trouble when they see it.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:24 AM (PkVlr)


Someone told me to get rid of the everyday stuff and just use the good stuff. Why not?

I tell myself--if not now, when?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 25, 2020 12:28 AM (TdMsT)

655 creeper, are you going to the NoVaMoMe?



I'd love to meet you!







Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:18 AM (PkVlr)


You're going? Damn, that MoMe is gonna be lit. they're coming in from everywhere.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2020 12:28 AM (9Om/r)

656 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 25, 2020 12:29 AM (L2ZTs)

657 /sock

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:29 AM (oZuI0)

658 don't kill each other

You're no fun.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:29 AM (NWiLs)

659 648

night sir...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:29 AM (kFkpX)

660 Hrothgar, ha!

That might just be where the story opens. Them getting the boot. Still need to go through the Masha thread for everything mentioned for Nemesis' Javelin.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 12:29 AM (k7lPP)

661 659 648

night sir...
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:29 AM (kFkpX)

--Good night!

Two sleeps until Lent . . .

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:30 AM (oZuI0)

662 After Katrina, I met several people that were totes without anything, really no more than a suitcase's worth of 'stuff'.

I lost everything in the 1991 Oakland Fire, except for my car, and the clothes on my back.

It does change your attitude towards possessions.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 25, 2020 12:30 AM (I2/tG)

663 'Night, qdp!

Check your e-mail for me this week.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:31 AM (oZuI0)

664 Good night, all. Stuff to do before beddie-bye.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 25, 2020 12:32 AM (lbYzk)

665 661

ARRRGHHH

But what am I giving up???

Natch....wine....AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)

666 I'm surrounded by papists!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:34 AM (NWiLs)

667 No vino?

No veritas?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 25, 2020 12:34 AM (k7lPP)

668 Post of the Beast! Hah!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:35 AM (NWiLs)

669 667

don'y be mean......

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:36 AM (kFkpX)

670 665 661

ARRRGHHH

But what am I giving up???

Natch....wine....AGAIN!!!
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:34 AM (kFkpX)

--My go-to is snacking between meals.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:37 AM (oZuI0)

671 668

Slap yourself for that....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:37 AM (kFkpX)

672 I'm giving up booze and carbs.

fuck you


heh, just practicing

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 12:38 AM (PkVlr)

673 I keep throwing another log on the fire when I should be letting it die down. What is it about watching flames that is so endlessly fascinating?

I just realized the best thing about the ONT...you can be reasonably certain of not being willowed any time before 0600.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 12:38 AM (XxJt1)

674 671 668

Slap yourself for that....
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:37 AM (kFkpX)

--Somewhere in the blogosphere, wherestherum shakes her hair and smiles.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:38 AM (oZuI0)

675 670
So Goat Cheese again this year....heck some pine nuts maybe

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:40 AM (kFkpX)

676 ND - zap, hackle, Mott, buelah, Cuba

Posted by: Free tibet at February 25, 2020 12:40 AM (LpYAD)

677 I definitely have too much shit. It not even the stuff, but the support for the stuff. You get a pile of guitars, and now you gather all the support items. Parts, strings, gadgets, stands, straps, tools, etc. Guitar amps? Same shit all over again, parts, electrical tools, pieces, vacuum tubes, cords, extra speakers, etc. Harleys, holy shit, the support alone for just that eliminates the garage right off the map. Tools for the cars, tools for the harleys, tools for house renovations, tools for the music shit. I wouldn't even know what to get rid of.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 25, 2020 12:41 AM (9Om/r)

678 Gackle!

Posted by: Free tibet at February 25, 2020 12:41 AM (LpYAD)

679 673 I keep throwing another log on the fire when I should be letting it die down. What is it about watching flames that is so endlessly fascinating?

No idea, but there's just something about it. I can sit and watch a fire for hours.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:41 AM (NWiLs)

680 Hey Nurse, I wish only good things for you, this may be a wonderful change, anything near the beach is restorative in many ways. ...at February, prayers up for you! I got all those Massachusetts names, it's my fate to be a lifelong resident, Bernie will win the primary here because of all the woke college students, Pocahontas has no chance, we all hate her, I intend to vote for President Trump and show my support. As for 2024, I'd like to see Devin Nunes run for the job (in a tractor). Does anybody wonder if Trump's trip to India results in assurances that the supply chain of lifesaving drugs will be available because of the massive pharma industry there? Sorry, I've got a million thoughts rolling around in this old brain!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2020 12:41 AM (a4EWo)

681 674

Dang.....going back to drunk blogging from my way back....has it been that many years?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:43 AM (kFkpX)

682 Don't answer that....gotta go

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:44 AM (kFkpX)

683 Well, I am going to call it a night. Been a long day on the road, left Dillon, MT this morning at 0900. Patchy ice fog after sunset here in Alberta, just to add some excitement. And I am still suffering some sort of cold or flu. Seeing the doctor on Wednesday, anyhow.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 25, 2020 12:44 AM (KL3tU)

684 681 674

Dang.....going back to drunk blogging from my way back....has it been that many years?
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:43 AM (kFkpX)

--Not even sure if wtr even lurks here anymore. Miss her.

My throwaway line is from Poole:

"Mary Shakes Her Hair"

https://youtu.be/5T3LC8ReGbM

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:46 AM (oZuI0)

685 Get better soon, AOP.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 12:47 AM (XxJt1)

686 676 ND - zap, hackle, Mott, buelah, Cuba
Posted by: Free tibet at February 25, 2020 12:40 AM (LpYAD)

--On a serious note, Medora.

We Morons are patriotic, but the Americana at the Medora Musical and the yummy beef at the Pitchfork Fondue will make anymoron blush. It's awesome, and the fact that libtards mock and sneer at such events makes it even sweeter.

Also, totally clean for the littl'uns. TRNP is a gem.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:49 AM (oZuI0)

687 AOP, I hope nothing serious.

Good night!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:50 AM (oZuI0)

688 Guess I'll mosey. G'night all.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:51 AM (NWiLs)

689 684

And I miss a many more who's names....well yes now fail me...but I still read you here...it gives me comfort

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:51 AM (kFkpX)

690 679 673 I keep throwing another log on the fire when I should be letting it die down. What is it about watching flames that is so endlessly fascinating?

No idea, but there's just something about it. I can sit and watch a fire for hours.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 25, 2020 12:41 AM (NWiLs)

--Mandatory:

https://youtu.be/1W3gYXeFRJM

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:52 AM (oZuI0)

691 now very much..

night sir...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:53 AM (kFkpX)

692 Pretty sure you can cheat a bit on the state cities thing by making Washington the name of a town in each state list.

You would be right way more often then wrong.

Posted by: Big V at February 25, 2020 12:56 AM (XEC2p)

693 Needs more cowbell.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 25, 2020 12:56 AM (a/AB1)

694 And I miss a many more who's names....well yes now fail me...but I still read you here...it gives me comfort
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 25, 2020 12:51 AM (kFkpX)

--and the same!

Sleep sweet!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:58 AM (oZuI0)

695 693 Needs more cowbell.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 25, 2020 12:56 AM (a/AB1)

--One of my fav dream pop songs, with cowbell:

https://youtu.be/1yS1Bvp4sFg

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:00 AM (oZuI0)

696 Just got a major case of chicken skin watching an episode of SG-1 called "The Fourth Horseman".

A global pandemic of an alien virus endangers Earth, with symptoms eerily similar to the Kung Flu.

Art imitating life, I suppose.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 01:00 AM (RU4sa)

697 Draft Kurt Schlicter in 2024.

Posted by: CyberCipher & Collie at February 25, 2020 01:01 AM (Xawuy)

698 696 Just got a major case of chicken skin watching an episode of SG-1 called "The Fourth Horseman".

A global pandemic of an alien virus endangers Earth, with symptoms eerily similar to the Kung Flu.

Art imitating life, I suppose.
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 01:00 AM (RU4sa)

--Is it available online, SMH?

Oh, and hi!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:03 AM (oZuI0)

699 "I like wood."

Woke up with wood.

Posted by: Drink like ZZTop at February 25, 2020 01:04 AM (3KedN)

700 Watching it on Prime, logprof.

Season 8, Ep. 10-11.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 01:05 AM (RU4sa)

701 The episode aired about 2-3 years after the SARS outbreak.

Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 01:06 AM (RU4sa)

702 Somewhere in the blogosphere, wherestherum shakes her hair and smiles.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 12:38 AM (oZuI0)

---
she actually came to my house one time and visited....

and she brought cookies!

yeah, i miss her too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:07 AM (fPTiZ)

703 Hi SMH!

what was the name of the town in the Hill Country you suggested we look at retiring to from #Failifornia?

herself is talking about doing that, again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:09 AM (fPTiZ)

704 "I'm giving up booze and carbs.

fuck you"

nurse, moi aussi. Am also trying to give up cussing. At least in English. Or maybe no compound cussing.

Posted by: Drink like ZZTop at February 25, 2020 01:09 AM (3KedN)

705 now i gotta go make a roux for tomorrow's gumbo... BIAB.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:09 AM (fPTiZ)

706 700 Watching it on Prime, logprof.

Season 8, Ep. 10-11.
Posted by: SMH at February 25, 2020 01:05 AM (RU4sa)

--Wow, 8 seasons plus and I've never heard of it?

I'm the pop cult suxxor.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:20 AM (oZuI0)

707 she actually came to my house one time and visited....

and she brought cookies!

yeah, i miss her too.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:07 AM (fPTiZ)

--and cute as a button, no doubt.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:21 AM (oZuI0)

708 Haven't seen bookn'lass post here for a while, I hope she is okay.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2020 01:22 AM (a4EWo)

709 Yall are truly the best,

I pray the rosary everyday on the bus on my way to work in the morning.

I pray for Protection...Wisdom...Courage....Strength...
and Love.

Because the greatest of these is love.


I pray this for my boys. and for yall.
smooches,

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 01:22 AM (PkVlr)

710 709 Yall are truly the best,

I pray the rosary everyday on the bus on my way to work in the morning.

I pray for Protection...Wisdom...Courage....Strength...
and Love.

Because the greatest of these is love.


I pray this for my boys. and for yall.
smooches,
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 01:22 AM (PkVlr)

--Jesus and Mary adore you!

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:28 AM (oZuI0)

711
585 The head of the CDC has been caught sitting on the real numbers of COVID-19 cases in the US: over 1,000 cases spread over 32 states.

CDC lying on COVID-19 severity in the USA documented in social media.
https://chicagoboyz.net/archives/61803.html

Don't believe it. Hospitals would be following very different protocols if the coronavirus was that widespread.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 24, 2020 11:59 PM (I2/tG)

Search State by State 5 year average week to week charts of Influenza Like Illnesses. There is a huge spike which continues on an upward trend in all of them this year beginning the last week of January when ILI trends go over the 5 year average go down. Draw your own conclusions from that among other data.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 25, 2020 01:30 AM (inFcx)

712 one year, i gave up being Catholic for Lent...

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:36 AM (fPTiZ)

713 ..Hi SMH!

what was the name of the town in the Hill Country you suggested we look at retiring to from #Failifornia?

herself is talking about doing that, again.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:09 AM (fPTiZ)



Go read #433



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

714 yeah, i miss her too.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:07 AM (fPTiZ)



--and cute as a button, no doubt.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:21 AM (oZuI0)

---
as i 'member it, yes.

not that she was remotely interested in a slightly pre-29yo married man, just fun to talk to.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:39 AM (fPTiZ)

715 712 one year, i gave up being Catholic for Lent...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:36 AM (fPTiZ)

--Some Moron, whose handle escapes me, wondered a few years ago if Pope Francis was going to give up communism for Lent.

I've stolen that multiple times.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:39 AM (oZuI0)

716 Go read #433







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 01:37 AM (QzJWU)

---
i did.

in fact, if you check your e-mail, you will see i sent it to Resident 3vil already.

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:40 AM (fPTiZ)

717 ..i did.

in fact, if you check your e-mail, you will see i sent it to Resident 3vil already.


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:40 AM (fPTiZ)




Found it in the Spam Filter.

Geez, can'tcha spring for a First Class Stamp, next time?


/snrk



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

718 Has Jamesmadison ever done a Movie Thread about soundtracks?

This is one of my favs. Never get tired of it.

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLRMZsSxLC_H9gJh2bgiNVSBTtdNKlrYCf

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:43 AM (oZuI0)

719 pro tip: if you make a roux with bacon/sausage drippings and unbleached whole wheat flour, it's hard as hell to tell when it starts to tun color...

but it oughta taste awesome!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:44 AM (fPTiZ)

720 Norco, California--Horse Town USA!

Posted by: FoodWaterAmmo at February 25, 2020 01:46 AM (Tlt/x)

721 https://gardenandgun.com/articles/how-to-make-a-roux/

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:49 AM (fPTiZ)

722 Woo hoo!

Daniel Greenfield is back.

https://www.frontpagemag.com/fpm/2020/02/richard-

grenell-american-hero-under-attack-daniel-greenfield/

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 01:51 AM (oZuI0)

723 Geez, can'tcha spring for a First Class Stamp, next time?




/snrk




Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 01:42 AM (QzJWU)

---
pretty sure #Failifornia to Tejas needs an international air mail stamp these days....

and how is the low number Springfield build going.

Bonus Question: will there be a mail in shooting match this year?

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:52 AM (fPTiZ)

724 got stuck in a youtube music spiral.

now listening to Tom Petty
Wildflowers.

It was my anthem when I got divorced.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 02:05 AM (PkVlr)

725 LOL @ "Put Another Log on the Fire". How I live the Muppets. Kermit sits on my dresser.

But no more logs here. It's bedtime. I forgot to fire up the electric mattress pad but the cats appear to have warmed the bed nicely.


Carry on. Morons.

Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 02:05 AM (XxJt1)

726 Long quote:

The real problem, Buttigieg was saying, isn't in Iran or in Saudi Arabia. It's in America. Until we achieve some impossible standard of human rights perfection, we have no right to tell Muslim countries that they shouldn't hang gay people. Only, one day, when the Oscars are truly diverse, as HRC, GLAAD, and OutRight want them to be, maybe we can address the executions of gay people in Muslim countries.

And probably not then either.

That's why in the argument between Grenell and Buttigieg, they chose Buttigieg over actually preventing the killing of gay people. It's also why President Trump chose Grenell.

The gay rights groups that attacked Grenell have shown where their true priorities lie.

Just as he had in Germany and at the United Nations, Grenell exposed the hypocrisy of human rights activists who use gay rights as a weapon to enforce a larger politically correct consensus with no interest in actually protecting gay people from harm.

The Democrats are promising gay people a place in an intersectional coalition, in which Rep. Omar and Islamists rank ahead of them, but in which the campaign for Oscar representation will go on. Meanwhile, President Trump and Richard Grenell, his Acting Director of National Intelligence, will actually protect the lives of gay people against Islamic terror and violence. Like the Pulse massacre.

President Trump's new appointee has actually fought to stop Iran from killing gay people while Buttigieg and his political friends will fight to see that Iran gets all the money it needs to keep on killing gay people and everyone else.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 02:06 AM (oZuI0)

727 Another issue that I would like DJT to address in India is the fact that despite the poverty and "diversity" in India, they have voter ID!!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2020 02:06 AM (a4EWo)

728 and how is the low number Springfield build going.

Bonus Question: will there be a mail in shooting match this year?


Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 01:52 AM (fPTiZ)


The Springfield has a Hart 7x57, 20 in. barrel, 1:8 twist, medium spotter contour, on order.

And I just got a bag of 100 stripper-clips for the .30-06 rounds, which will as it happens, fit perfectly on the 7x57 rims.

In that it's got a truck-gun future, I'm looking at drilling/tapping the front receiver ring for a short section of Picatinny, and a red-dot sight thereon.

Co-witnessed with Iron sights, mounted to the new barrel. Factory locatons, but height-aligned to work with the red dot.

Leaving the rear receiver ring untouched, with stripper-clip guides intact.

It's all going into a cheap, but action bedded, floated barrel, Ram Line injected stock.

All I as is Minute of Antifa at 200 yards.

I'll call that a success.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Postal Match having to wait on me working the Tx Mo Meet. I'll be making more than one pre-meet ranch visit, just to help in setting things up.

Plus, I have a cannon to build.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 02:07 AM (QzJWU)

729 Holy crap that Red neck snowblower would be awesome at a pantyfia (antifa) rally or better yet when them climate tards try
to stop you...not only chop 'em up and spit 'em out but do it while "rolling coal" out the stack of the 100 hp diesel...
Also good to see the screaming dean flatlander who unlike burnee we got rid of screwing over VT'ers.. if only the rest of the
leftist/commie looser political hacks did the same..one loss and your out.

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 02:07 AM (MkAqo)

730 725 LOL @ "Put Another Log on the Fire". How I live the Muppets. Kermit sits on my dresser.

But no more logs here. It's bedtime. I forgot to fire up the electric mattress pad but the cats appear to have warmed the bed nicely.


Carry on. Morons.
Posted by: creeper at February 25, 2020 02:05 AM (XxJt1)

--The author of "Put Another Log On The Fire"?

None other than Shel Silverstein.

A master.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 02:09 AM (oZuI0)

731 Slowdive: "40 Days"

https://youtu.be/KyeJbhW8AeY

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 02:12 AM (oZuI0)

732 What is it with the nose rings?!?
Ugh.

And I am glad that kook in the previous thread got beaned by the traffic cone. Would've liked to have seen her try to get up.

Posted by: Flyover at February 25, 2020 02:14 AM (Rbu5d)

733 'Night Horde, AOP, I know you are not reading this, but I'm really glad that you arrived home safely.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at February 25, 2020 02:17 AM (a4EWo)

734 724 got stuck in a youtube music spiral.

now listening to Tom Petty
Wildflowers.

It was my anthem when I got divorced.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 02:05 AM (PkVlr)

Mine was an Old Hank Williams Junior Song.

Lying Jukebox.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3w_O38SFfI

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 25, 2020 02:18 AM (NgKpN)

735 best herbal doctor worldwide

Better spam than Rainmando.

Posted by: RickZ at February 25, 2020 02:26 AM (Y8PSl)

736 Posted by: best herbal doctor worldwide at February 25, 2020 02:22 AM (nfJ0t)


I've been totally forgotten and filed away.

sniff

Posted by: The ghost of lace wigs at February 25, 2020 02:28 AM (/LQkF)

737 shit. gotta go to bed.

5:30 comes pretty early.
thank you.

romeo13. that's pretty good. heh

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 25, 2020 02:31 AM (PkVlr)

738 ban hammer inbound....

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 25, 2020 02:32 AM (fPTiZ)

739 Sweet cover of "Wildflowers"

https://youtu.be/eLsIA92sqsM?t=341

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 02:32 AM (oZuI0)

740 "I've been totally forgotten and filed away.



sniff

Posted by: The ghost of lace wigs"


Didn't there use to be one called Machine parts or sum thing??
I use to like that one...

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 02:33 AM (MkAqo)

741 Posted by: best herbal doctor worldwide at February 25, 2020 02:22 AM (nfJ0t)

--Wow, no cat filters or machiines for sale or royalme lace wigs or u g g s?

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 02:33 AM (oZuI0)

742 Didn't there use to be one called Machine parts or sum thing??
I use to like that one...
Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 02:33 AM (MkAqo)

Machines for sale.

Women's handbags.

Steel doors.

There were more

Posted by: Just off hand at February 25, 2020 02:36 AM (/LQkF)

743 Pity Machine Parts was spam.

I wanted to order a set of Timken bearings for the headstock of my 5/8" arbor, 13" throw, drill press.

And a new 5/8", tapered arbor Jacobs chuck.

Spammers so messed up they miss out on an honest buck.

Go figure.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at February 25, 2020 02:39 AM (QzJWU)

744 "Machines for sale.
Women's handbags.


Steel doors.
There were more

Posted by: Just off hand"

Oh ya "for sale" I remember handbags too but not steel doors. Was about 18 years ago I was here.. back in Rum , Miss 80's , Tammy days..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 02:41 AM (MkAqo)

745 Cat filters?

Posted by: TheHoser at February 25, 2020 02:45 AM (hio7U)

746 Oh ya "for sale" I remember handbags too but not steel doors. Was about 18 years ago I was here.. back in Rum , Miss 80's , Tammy days..

That far back? There were 4 commenters here. I wasn't one of them. Didn't start lurking here until a couple years later. Still very few what I would call regulars.

I've seen a lot of names come and go. Turn over is pretty heavy here. That's life.

Posted by: Never use the same name twice. Not intentionally. at February 25, 2020 02:46 AM (/LQkF)

747 Logprof, my favourite soundtrack is Me, Myself & Irene, which is all (or almost all) Steely Dan covers.

Posted by: TheHoser at February 25, 2020 02:50 AM (hio7U)

748 7 comments in about 8 hours.

http://minx.cc:1080/?post=65501

Posted by: Memories! at February 25, 2020 02:51 AM (/LQkF)

749 Posted by: Memories! at February 25, 2020 02:51 AM (/LQkF)

--Are they misty and water-coloured?

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 02:55 AM (oZuI0)

750 "I've seen a lot of names come and go. Turn over is pretty heavy here. That's life.

Posted by: Never use the same name twice"

Ya my 3rd shift job changed format and now I'm back to sitting in frt of a
screen again.. I do recognize a handful of nicks, tonight only a few.
logprof, AOP. creeper


The banter is still much the same and uninhibited... good to see in this age of assault on Free Speech..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 02:57 AM (MkAqo)

751 Can we have some Sinatra sometimes? Or a Gershwin tune? Pretty Please?

Posted by: ALH at February 24, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)


This here's not Sinatra or Gershwin, more gospel-like. I've been looking more into Leon Russell lately, and this is the latest I've found.

https://tinyurl.com/w5zbxzq "One More Love Song"

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 25, 2020 02:58 AM (YqED9)

752 The correct spelling is "yanqui". Get with the program if you ever want grade a troll pay.

Right now, you need lots of work.

Posted by: Soros Acadamy ofOnline Trolling at February 25, 2020 02:59 AM (/LQkF)

753 747 Logprof, my favourite soundtrack is Me, Myself & Irene, which is all (or almost all) Steely Dan covers.
Posted by: TheHoser at February 25, 2020 02:50 AM (hio7U)

--Now that I think of it, I do recall TJM mentioning Peter Gabriel's Passion in a Movie Thread, and it was a good soundtrack, if for a lame movie.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 03:00 AM (oZuI0)

754 When I still lived in Canada, I enlightened Canadians who loved to holiday in Cuba about Fidel Castro throwing people with HIV into concentration camps.

They had no idea about that. It was all sunshine and rainbows for them.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 03:03 AM (oZuI0)

Posted by: :twisted: at February 25, 2020 03:03 AM (/LQkF)

Posted by: :twisted: at February 25, 2020 03:04 AM (/LQkF)

757 Posted by: at February 25, 2020 03:03 AM (/LQkF)

--'Zat you, wherestherum?

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 03:04 AM (oZuI0)

758 Didn't work.

Posted by: Rats at February 25, 2020 03:05 AM (/LQkF)

759 "--'Zat you, wherestherum?

Posted by: logprof""


Isn't that the sign she made when "collecting the souls"????

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:06 AM (MkAqo)

760 Nope I'm not Where's the Rum, Rum, Rum Mean Girl, Rum Bitch Goddess, Rum. Goddess of Doom, or any other variety of alcoholic beverage.

Posted by: Next Window Please at February 25, 2020 03:08 AM (/LQkF)

761 Clearing the email field.

Posted by: Alles Klar! at February 25, 2020 03:09 AM (/LQkF)

762 Posted by: raimondo at February 25, 2020 03:08 AM (skQBv)


Did doctor che execute him like he did over 1000 political prisioners. Plus how many gheys? How many Christians?

Posted by: Ready Aim!!! at February 25, 2020 03:11 AM (/LQkF)

763 I think there are lots and lots of regulars here. Heck, I've been here from the beginning, but I've changed nicks dozens of times. Because why not? I'm thinking about Nibberd Knarf as my next one, just so you'll know!

I did get banned for about a year, for doing non-stop Angry Maetenloch haiku one night when he was in a bad mood. Though I still maintain that "Angry Maetenloch" is a promising start for a haiku, especially since he's not here any more.

Unless he's somebody else now.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 25, 2020 03:11 AM (YqED9)

764 raimondo

Some nights I feel a twinge of empathy for you my extremely wet troll. You so often manifest the struggle of bipolar/schizophrenic that I have to believe that compassion may be in order. Tonight is not one of those times. Make sure you wear your Che shirt in the burning times. The little red star on his beret is a great target acquisition point.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..old bastards rule! at February 25, 2020 03:23 AM (a/AB1)

765 "I did get banned for about a year, for doing non-stop Angry MaetenlochPosted by: Hierominous Botch"


I tried posting a few years back and couldn't then mysteriously a few
weeks ago it let me.. I remember Maet did have a itchy trigger finger on the ban hammer.

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:23 AM (MkAqo)

766 "Unless he's somebody else now."

I'm pretty sure he is. Sound policy anyway.

Posted by: It's all in the details at February 25, 2020 03:25 AM (/LQkF)

767 Yeah, Maet could be a grump, beanervt. He did really good posts, though!

(Almost as good as our talented, esteemed, and much-beloved *checks bottom of post* MisHum!)

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 25, 2020 03:28 AM (YqED9)

768 Isn't that the sign she made when "collecting the souls"????
Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:06 AM (MkAqo)

--Indeed, it was.

Sneaky 'ette, she.

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 03:36 AM (oZuI0)

769 (Almost as good as our talented, esteemed, and much-beloved *checks bottom of post* MisHum!)

Didn't Maet have a back of a his Mustang Sig or was that another cob?? MH I remember as most ONT cobs which usually were superb unless pushed because they had to cover for a no show.

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:38 AM (MkAqo)

770 "Sneaky 'ette, she.

Posted by: logprof"

Ya Prof it was uncanny how she'd hit the magic number.. had to have some weird other-world power..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:42 AM (MkAqo)

771 "The little red star on his beret is a great target acquisition point.

Posted by: Sock Monkey"


You won't get the 'splodin pink mist effect if the wound is under the hat
Just above the between the eyes is a perfect hit...Take it from a 'ol Marine...

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:45 AM (MkAqo)

772 Was reading Belgium is now going to start shipping their Isloboob invaders back to points of origin..They must have seeked
advice from the east Euros who never let them in..
A smart move if not totally unexpected from the leftist there..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 03:57 AM (MkAqo)

773 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, February 25, 2020. On this date in 1836 Samuel Colt was granted a patent for the Colt revolver.


Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 03:59 AM (mpXpK)

774 Commie Bernie reveals his plans by which he would take over the economy and the citizens via controls of the people. Its the standard tax and spend economy of LBJ but what he proposes would become Soviet Russia communism within a few short years.


https://tinyurl.com/qkgu98y

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

775 WaPo calls for reporters and editors to not worry about being neutral in reporting. They should all become just like WaPo, far left propaganda rags for the Democrat Party. Well scrunt, I would say 99% of them already are.


https://tinyurl.com/yx4vhdgs

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

776 And speaking of communists, the Republican lawmakers in the OR legislature all walk out to prevent the OR communists from killing the State's economy with a fascist bill to fight non-existent global warming.


https://tinyurl.com/rtpq46p

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)

777 Following the court ruling on the 'Public Charge' rule trump has begun implementing the ban on immigrants who are likely to become welfare drones. I have some news for the House Communists raising hell about this rule. Immigration rules already make it illegal for immigrants to collect welfare for at least 5 years after entering the US. The thing is, Obama ignored this rule. The only thing Trump does is prevent them from entering the US to begin with.


https://tinyurl.com/trtzaxt

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

778 Biden says he is going to 'take down' gun manufacturers' while he is campaigning in SC. He also doesn't like the federal law that prevents frivolous civil suits again gun manufacturers if someone commits a crime with one of their guns. Does this idiot know he is in SC and not MA?


https://tinyurl.com/vpq3vdd

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

779 IL communist says there is no 'deep state'. Yes, we all no you communists with a D after your names are habitual liars.


https://tinyurl.com/r7gef7o

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)

780
FL Democrats slam commie Sanders comments about Castro.


https://tinyurl.com/vc2btqv

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

781 The WH is sending a request to congress for a $2.5B bill to fund the fight against the coronavirus. Trump should have simply transferred more funds to the CDC specifically dedicated to that. The Communists in the House will pass a bill that is larded up with every known socialist program that has ever been thought up. This will result in a big fight that will be drawn out until half the US population comes down with this shit.


https://tinyurl.com/v5nnxvt

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

782 Commie Collins doesn't support Trump's pick for INS director. This is nothing new for that scrunt.


https://tinyurl.com/v5bhrc7

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

783 b]RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/sadg86t


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)

784 So we finally made it to Belgium?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 04:03 AM (ZCEU2)

785 " until half the US population comes down with this shit.


https://tinyurl.com/v5nnxvt

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK) "



Actually, I think that's the deep state's plan.

Lose a bunch of us, who cares, and blame Trump.


As always, whether I say it or not, thanks, Vic !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 25, 2020 04:06 AM (zlgJP)

786 Waffles!

Posted by: Miklos, not from around here at February 25, 2020 04:07 AM (QzkSJ)

787 773 Good Morning Morons today is Tuesday, February 25, 2020. On this date in 1836 Samuel Colt was granted a patent for the Colt revolver.


Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 03:59 AM (mpXpK)

--Pretty good memorial, right there.

I'd bet Colt has directly saved more women's lives than NOW has .

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 04:14 AM (oZuI0)

788 test

Posted by: test at February 25, 2020 04:15 AM (YqED9)

789 tits

Posted by: tits at February 25, 2020 04:16 AM (YqED9)

790 "I'd bet Colt has directly saved more women's lives than NOW has .

Posted by: logprof"

Not only womenz but all the service men/women durning 3 wars who carried the 1911....

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 04:18 AM (MkAqo)

791 Skip, yesterday I forgot to say your Apple Dutch Baby from Sunday looked awesome!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 04:18 AM (kz2HU)

792 It was a good easy breakfast yesterday, but no idea what to have today.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 04:21 AM (ZCEU2)

793 ..., you forgot Jewish Delhi
Posted by: qdpsteve

And Hello Delhi

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 04:24 AM (arJlL)

794 I'm doing the take-an-instant-oatmeal-to-work breakfast.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 04:25 AM (kz2HU)

795 Our snowstorm was downgraded. 4-12" became 1-2". Hasnt even started yet.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 04:27 AM (kz2HU)

796 BREAKING

Trump calls out Sotoshit and Ginsbutt. He says they should ,recuse themselves from any cases involving his administration.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)

797 But I'd still better get to heading out early. Inventory people coming in today and I have some stuff to get ready for them that I should've had done yesterday.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 04:32 AM (kz2HU)

798 "Our snowstorm was downgraded. 4-12" became 1-2"


Kool Beanz MlII, don't need no more stinkin snow...time for spring.. we're forcast for 1/2 inch then rain every week day this week I'm totally over snow don't need it don't want it.. lets get to sailing weather...

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 04:33 AM (MkAqo)

799 Have fun, MLII !

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 04:33 AM (arJlL)

800 I'm with you, beanervt!

Thanks, JT (I hate inventory day. It happens once a month.)


I'm out.
Make it a wonderful day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 25, 2020 04:38 AM (kz2HU)

801 Rain today and tomorrow, no snow thankfully.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 04:39 AM (ZCEU2)

802
sup peeps

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 25, 2020 04:40 AM (0b/Ui)

803 Had to see the video clip downstairs, too funny.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 04:41 AM (ZCEU2)

804 Not only womenz but all the service men/women durning 3 wars who carried the 1911....
Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 04:18 AM (MkAqo)

--I'll refrain from commenting on the morality of WWI. . . .

Posted by: logprof at February 25, 2020 04:52 AM (oZuI0)

805 americanthinker.com/in the uk it now spells a products death if conservatives boast about liking it
https://tinyurl.com/tgzvqrr
Its a shame everything is political now

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

806 logprof - its hard to comment on something that isn't there

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 05:09 AM (ZCEU2)

807 Hey, where all da white wimmen at?

Posted by: Sheriff Bart at February 25, 2020 05:09 AM (XVuno)

808 Coffee is gone, cat is in front of the space heater so no lap time. Now just have to get motivated to go to work.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 05:13 AM (ZCEU2)

809 legalinsurrection.com/alert coronavirus merges with
trump-derangement-syndrome
https://tinyurl.com/tdnvqmu


Mentioned the other day Trump reelection was a great chance except unknowns exactly like this. Democrats all getting on the band wagon its Trump's budget cuts on the CDC causing this.

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

810 And with that I'm out.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

811
Hey, where all da white wimmen at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart

Marry my daughter!
-- Howard Johnson

(shit no one ever said)

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 25, 2020 05:20 AM (0b/Ui)

812 I'd like to enjoy the kind of power that the Brexit conservatives have in that AT link.

I would torture lefty corporations by constantly tweeting out my love for their products and declaring them to be symbols of nationalism and white maleness.

Really drive their woke marketing teams up the wall.

Like imagine President Trump saying he just loves Starbucks and that Starbucks gave him the energy he needs to Build That Wall!

Lefties would go nuts and Starbucks would have to officially renounce the President, which would invariably hurt their market share.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 25, 2020 05:22 AM (t+AyW)

813 @782

Well that means Grennells not getting confirmed.

If Collins is coming out against him that means coke bear, the Mormon and probably one ore two more of the usual suspects will come out against him.


So he will only get to be an interim until the GOP foist a Deep stater on Trump to nominate.


If people want to know why Trump seemed to pick some loser this is why, the uniparty will not let anyone be nominated that isn't controllable by the uniparty or not on board with the program.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 05:24 AM (syrZF)

814 That last picture. I hope they ain't going somewhere to eat.

Posted by: Eromero at February 25, 2020 05:46 AM (XhWtx)

815 A black gentleman and I had a refreshing chat over lunch the other day. He brought up Sanger's stated purpose for founding Planned Parenthood. So the word is out, somewhat.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at February 25, 2020 05:47 AM (ldmQR)

816 Conservative Grounds is a new coffee shop in the St Pete area, right across the bridge from me. Unapologetically right wing. think I'm going to check em out this weekend.

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at February 25, 2020 05:49 AM (ldmQR)

817 http://conservativegrounds.com

Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at February 25, 2020 05:49 AM (ldmQR)

818 India 3 Big Trade Deals

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6CdpNZcXg_M

NewsX is the conservative Indian TV channel.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 25, 2020 05:54 AM (nYUox)

819 Recall I posted a few months ago that AOC is likely to be redistricted out of her seat for 2020? Well, it looks like the NY Democrat Party is looking at that now.

https://tinyurl.com/vvunjqe

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 05:58 AM (mpXpK)

820 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:02 AM (tT0V4)

821 Some of you may be aware that Baltimore City School Police, a separate law enforcement entity in the city, are not allowed to carry their firearms within the schools.

City legislators keep voting down the bills to allow these sworn and trained Law Enforcement Officers to return to the former practice of remaining armed while in schools.

https://cbsloc.al/2wLCgtC

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:08 AM (tT0V4)

822 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:08 AM (u82oZ)

823 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:09 AM (tT0V4)

824 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:09 AM (u82oZ)

825 744

tax on trades

mark of the beast

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:12 AM (JFO2v)

826 Washington Post media columnist Margaret Sullivan suggested over the weekend that journalists set their hair on fire and run naked down the street.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:14 AM (JFO2v)

827 There's a story in today's DM about how the usually long line of "immigrants" (illegal aliens) that line up to apply for food stamps and Medicaid in Maryvale, AZ (outside Phoenix) has disappeared, because the illegals are afraid they won't get a green card now if they're getting welfare benefits.

How many years has the left been telling Americans that illegal aliens don't get taxpayer-funded benefits, so we shouldn't be complaining about that? Of course, anybody who has been paying attention at all knows that's a crock of shit, and has been for many years. Illegals apply for and receive billions of dollars' worth of many different types of welfare benefits in the U.S.

Now lefty "activist" groups are screaming (much like that totes impartial SCOTUS justice Sotomayor) that Trump is "punishing immigrants" by trying to enforce the law that says foreigners who can't or won't support themselves and are sucking down U.S. welfare benefits (i.e. "public charges") should not get green cards.

The activists also say that Trump is making poverty in the U.S. worse by denying these poor, impoverished illegal aliens the taxpayer-funded welfare benefits like food stamps and Medicaid that they need. But why should American taxpayers be incentivizing the poor from other nations to come and live here, on the backs of working Americans? That's insane, and it is exactly what the Obama administration and previous administrations were doing, with entirely predictable results: more poor, welfare-seeking illegals coming here to live off us.

Trump is trying to put a stop to it, and it's long overdue. Trump is not "punishing immigrants," contrary to Ms. Sotomayor's shrieking, he is instead "protecting U.S. taxpayers" from the massive abuse they've been suffering at the hands of illegal aliens for decades now.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 06:15 AM (k4dH2)

828 The Welfare rule would eliminate about 95% of all people coming in. Especially if SS was added in.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:15 AM (JFO2v)

829 Wow, Vic, a flashback to the glory days of Vic News.

You give us real history. Patents.

Where is the only place in the original, unamended Constitution that mentions an individual right?

That was one of my favorite question when I was the Quizmaster for our Constitution Bee.

Article 1, Section 8 and patents


Much appreciated, Vic.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:17 AM (u82oZ)

830

Nate Cain, Clinton Foundation whistle blower, has podcast at utube.
Haven't seen it yet but could prove to be interesting.
Link on his Twitter feed,,, but I came across it Qindirectly.

You all take care.

Posted by: teej at February 25, 2020 06:17 AM (ifEF9)

831 TrivialPursuer

Trump is the second most hated president of all time. Lincoln came in first.

Ask me in 5 years to rate Presidents, with the order of the top 3.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

832 Yay..we dodged 'the biggest snowstorm of the season'! Went from 12+ inches to maybe one.
This is a great article for plastic-phobes. Since IL is on the cusp of taxing plastic bags, I sent it to my pols and the guv.

https://tinyurl.com/w4pvaau

Posted by: lizabth at February 25, 2020 06:19 AM (L3Rsz)

833 "AOC is likely to be redistricted out of her seat for 2020?"

Can't we redistrict the whole city out to Puerto Rico where it won't count nationally??? homocomo is so up on helping them over mainlanders wecould just redistrict to whole state....

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:20 AM (MkAqo)

834 827 Trivial

Progressives scream that we are racist and it is not about the money until it IS ABOUT THE MONEY.

No doubt in my mind that Progressives see 30 to 50 million new citizens from 3rd world will remake the US into their new soviet state. Uneducated, government dependent slaves, willing to take the meger handouts.

Babylon Bee has it right

Time Traveler Visits From America's Glorious Socialist Future, Asks For Food

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:20 AM (JFO2v)

835 So Breadline Bernie and Hitler both support(ed) open borders?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:20 AM (tT0V4)

836 Mubarak died.

Posted by: MHK at February 25, 2020 06:20 AM (iQIUe)

837 MHK

He was still alive? Egypt must be in morning.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

838 831 TrivialPursuer

Trump is the second most hated president of all time. Lincoln came in first.

Ask me in 5 years to rate Presidents, with the order of the top 3.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

You missed the Reagan years.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)

839 837 MHK

He was still alive? Egypt must be in morning.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

No, I think it is about 2 PM.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:23 AM (JFO2v)

840 Let MS. Sotomayor pay for their freebees. Heck, lets make that a law.

Posted by: Case at February 25, 2020 06:23 AM (tWAkG)

841 835 So Breadline Bernie and Hitler both support(ed) open borders?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:20 AM (tT0V4)

Hitler believed in moving the borders.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:24 AM (JFO2v)

842 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 06:24 AM (MjyI6)

843 840 Let MS. Sotomayor pay for their freebees. Heck, lets make that a law.
Posted by: Case at February 25, 2020 06:23 AM (tWAkG)

Who does not know the history of the US included many laws and customs that required people to at times work off their debt (indentured servitude) for passage to the new country? oh yes, the wise latinxyz

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:26 AM (JFO2v)

844 "Trump is the second most hated president of all time. Lincoln came in first.
Posted by: NaCly Dog"

I can see it for Lincoln, he pissed of the DemKKK by taking away all their slaves.... The Donald got their relatives Jobs and Homes....so I don't get
it for him other then lameass media losing control of the narrative..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:26 AM (MkAqo)

845 Trump is the second most hated president of all time. Lincoln came in first.

Ask me in 5 years to rate Presidents, with the order of the top 3.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

You missed the Reagan years.
Posted by: rhennigantx


Lincoln
Reagan
Trump

Lincoln will never be beat. He freed the democrats slaves.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 06:26 AM (MjyI6)

846 "Hitler believed in moving the borders."


So, more in line with La Raza and California?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:27 AM (tT0V4)

847 I can see it for Lincoln, he pissed of the DemKKK by taking away all their slaves.... The Donald got their relatives Jobs and Homes....so I don't get
it for him other then lameass media losing control of the narrative..
Posted by: beanervt


Trump showed the descendants of slaves the plantation was only in their minds. That they didn't need the Democrats.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 06:28 AM (MjyI6)

848 NaCly Dogdid you choose your nick because you are ex-Navy or for the old Osborne Brothers song?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzUkuGGQqbQ

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:29 AM (mpXpK)

849 "Hitler believed in moving the borders."


So, more in line with La Raza and California?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



Forever good Nazis.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 06:29 AM (MjyI6)

850 Vic

Former Navy and recovering organometallic chemist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

851 Vic,

I had never heard that song before.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:31 AM (u82oZ)

852 rhennigantx

The hate is greater now.

Lincoln
Trump
Reagan

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

853 Biden offers $15K to first-time homebuyers as part of new housing plan

The Community ReReReinvestment Act.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)

854 rhennigantx

Well, we may not love GEOTUS, but his actions line up with what is needed and mostly what we want. Although some do love him.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

855 rhennigantx

How about us fourth-time home buyers? Where is the love?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

856 Progressives scream that we are racist and it is not about the money until it IS ABOUT THE MONEY.
_______________

Yep, for decades now all we've heard from the left is how much illegal aliens contribute to our economy. They're all so honest and hard-working, and they're doing all those nasty jobs that Americans don't want to do, and they're a net asset to our economy because they produce far more than they cost us, and all the rest of that bullshit.

But now we're being told that illegal aliens can't make it without the billions of dollars a year in food stamps and Medicaid and other welfare benefits they get from U.S. taxpayers, and if Trump cuts them off from the U.S. welfare spigot, they'll be starving to death in the streets.

As usual, the left tries to have it both ways. Open borders, or massive welfare state. Pick one, lefties. Only one.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 06:36 AM (k4dH2)

857 TrivialPursuer

Well said.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:38 AM (u82oZ)

858 Time for work preps.

Have a blessed day, everyone. May your snow melt on the roads, leaving a clean, safe path.

Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 has a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:39 AM (u82oZ)

859 "That they didn't need the Democrats.

Posted by: rickb223"
You'd think they would have figured that out after the "projects" solution.. dems only courted them at voting time..you have to be pretty dense
not to see that..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:40 AM (MkAqo)

860 Let no good deed go unpunished.

https://cbsloc.al/2Vm90E8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)

861 850
Vic



Former Navy and recovering organometallic chemist.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

I'm former Navy and former Nuke

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:40 AM (mpXpK)

862 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)

863 854 rhennigantx

Well, we may not love GEOTUS, but his actions line up with what is needed and mostly what we want. Although some do love him.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 25, 2020 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

I love him. He makes many people see that the left has lied lied lied many years about key policies. Just look at how he made the wize lantinxyz wet her panties over the public charge rules.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)

864 853
Biden offers $15K to first-time homebuyers as part of new housing plan



The Community ReReReinvestment Act.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:33 AM (JFO2v)

But only for qualified low income welfare drones, its only coincidence he said this at a SC speech where the only SC Democrats left are blacks.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:42 AM (mpXpK)

865 Guess who is polling in first place in the Maryland democratic race....




Go ahead.....guess.



https://cbsloc.al/2SWM1h5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:44 AM (tT0V4)

866 So Biteme is behind in his own home state? Any normal person would realize it was time to drop out and quit wasting money.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:47 AM (mpXpK)

867 I approve of the way he exposes all of the commies & makes they heads explode.
It's Beautiful, Man! Just Beautiful!!

Mornin', Horde.
What's goin' on?

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 25, 2020 06:47 AM (GC07d)

868 ha!

In a press release for Bon Jovi 2020, the band stated that it will address tough topics such as gun control, veterans issues, politics, the meaning of family, and much more.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 06:48 AM (JFO2v)

869 866 So Biteme is behind in his own home state? Any normal person would realize it was time to drop out and quit wasting money.
______________

Yesterday he said that he's running for the U.S. Senate.

Guy is totally senile. He shouldn't be running for anything, except maybe to chase a grand-kid or great grand-kid around the yard.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 06:49 AM (k4dH2)

870 "Mornin', Horde.
What's goin' on?"

Breadline Bernie continues to rule the polls.

And the morning sun is rising, like a red rubber ball.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:49 AM (tT0V4)

871 869 Guy is totally senile. He shouldn't be running for
anything, except maybe to chase a grand-kid or great grand-kid around
the yard.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 06:49 AM (k4dH2)

Yeah, he also told the SC crowd that he was running for the Senate.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:50 AM (mpXpK)

872 In a press release for Bon Jovi 2020, the band stated that it will address tough topics such as gun control, veterans issues, politics, the meaning of family, and much more.
________________

What a relief! We couldn't possibly know what to think about such issues without the sage guidance of a bunch of doped-up old pop musicians.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 06:52 AM (k4dH2)

873 Crap. Just heard it was National pancake day and I made scrambled eggs for breakfast.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 06:54 AM (JUOKG)

874 "Breadline Bernie continues to rule the polls."

After 40 yrs of sucking off the taxpayer teat for doing nothing fools are
supporting him....The KommiKrusader....

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:54 AM (MkAqo)

875 In a press release for Bon Jovi 2020, the band stated that it will address tough topics such as gun control, veterans issues, politics, the meaning of family, and much more.
________________

What a relief! We couldn't possibly know what to think about such issues without the sage guidance of a bunch of doped-up old pop musicians.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer


LOL !!!

Posted by: JT at February 25, 2020 06:55 AM (arJlL)

876 Crap. Just heard it was National pancake day and I made scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

To the camps for you!!

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 06:55 AM (vd8XM)

877 " National pancake day and I made scrambled eggs for breakfast.


Posted by: Mr. Scott"

NO Pancakes for YOU... for 1 year you sacrilegious pancake denier..

Maybe we can get Greta the climate whinner to reprimand you..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:56 AM (MkAqo)

878 Morons, I am sick of all this cold-ass rain we have been having for the past 2 weeks. And I am sick of having to detour my walker around the huge mud puddle at the bottom my driveway going to the mailbox. The lawn ain't much better than the mud puddle.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:56 AM (mpXpK)

879 Morning.

Yesterday the newz was saying OMG big storm! Lotsa Snow!! for today

We were supposed to get 6 to 10 inches. Now the forecast is 2/10ths sometime tonite.

But I have the ingredients for french toast.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)

880
Breadline Bernie continues to rule the polls.

And the morning sun is rising, like a red rubber ball.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 06:49 AM

Thanks, VIA.
I stand, informed.

No red ball sun today, snowmaggedon has us in the crosshairs. I blame the VarmitCong.

Posted by: Heirloominati at February 25, 2020 06:58 AM (GC07d)

881 "And I am sick of having to detour my walker around
the huge mud puddle at the bottom my driveway going to the mailbox. The
lawn ain't much better than the mud puddle.


Posted by: Vic"

HOVER CRAFT is what you need Vic....

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:59 AM (MkAqo)

882 What a relief! We couldn't possibly know what to think about such issues without the sage guidance of a bunch of doped-up old pop musicians.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 06:52 AM


I disagree. Such things should be left to professionals.

Posted by: Brian Stetler at February 25, 2020 07:00 AM (DMUuz)

883 881 HOVER CRAFT is what you need Vic....


Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:59 AM (MkAqo)

My little brother has one of those Kawasaki Mules. That would be what I could use. But it would be full of water unless I could get some kind of roof attachment. But damn those things cost as much as a good used car.

Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 07:02 AM (mpXpK)

884 So a little more Maryland insider baseball.

In recent months, maybe two year, there has been an observe phenomena taking place throughout Maryland town halls ad community meetings.

When a progressive office holder is here to discuss their progressive plans to increase spending, there is ALWAYS a member of the audience who will be recognized by the speaker to share their thoughts.

And inevitably, this person, with the physical appearance similar to the greater number of attendees will stand up and thank the politician/candidate for wanting to raise their own personal taxes, as they are delighted to contribute more toward rescuing the downtrodden from their meager existence.

This happens EVERY time there is one of these events.

And having attended many such events, it is always the same faces, as if they are traveling the same appearance circuit as the invited guest/speaker is.

Now figure the odds that buried within this latest poll, only THREE percent of Marylanders want to see their taxes increased.


Yet these folk show up at every Town Hall, preaching the same thanks for hiking their taxes.

Almost as if it's an orchestrated dog and pony show, to fool the rubes.


https://cbsloc.al/2SWM1h5

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:02 AM (tT0V4)

885 The market drop yesterday is a GREAT buying opportunity! Driven only by panic and hype, not data.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 07:03 AM (V2Yro)

886
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 25, 2020 07:04 AM (ceIDk)

887 No red ball sun today, snowmaggedon has us in the crosshairs. I blame the VarmitCong.
Posted by: Heirloominati

Talk about blame, watching the 7 World One Planet on TV.
Attenborough tells about the Antarctic, we've only began exploring and finding out about it 200 years ago...10 minutes later in the show, The climate change is affecting so much of this area. Places that had snow on it during the summer 15 years ago, are now plain rock.

So we barely have 200 years of data on this continent that is larger than the USA, but globull warming is making all these changes.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:04 AM (vd8XM)

888 "But I have the ingredients for french toast."


Maple syrup.......yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:04 AM (tT0V4)

889 "I disagree. Such things should be left to professionals.

Posted by: Brian Stetler"

I agree you doughnut inhaling ijit...Get Ted Nugent on the phone..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:04 AM (MkAqo)

890
Yesterday the newz was saying OMG big storm! Lotsa Snow!! for today

We were supposed to get 6 to 10 inches. Now the forecast is 2/10ths sometime tonite.

But I have the ingredients for french toast.
Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 06:57 AM (vd8XM)"

But Remember, they can predict the temperature 50 years from now with pinpoint accuracy, to the tenth of one degree!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 07:05 AM (V2Yro)

891 Somebody just whispered that Trump left India with a commitment for 3 billion in foreign military sales.

Looks like he just told the Paki's to go pound sand.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:05 AM (tT0V4)

892 " National pancake day and I made scrambled eggs for breakfast.
Posted by: Mr. Scott"

=====

NO Pancakes for YOU... for 1 year you sacrilegious pancake denier..

Maybe we can get Greta the climate whinner to reprimand you..
Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 06:56 AM


ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP!

HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Posted by: Greta T. at February 25, 2020 07:06 AM (DMUuz)

893 Maple syrup.......yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Of course!
That is the ONLY way to eat French Toast

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

894 "But damn those things cost as much as a good used car.


Posted by: Vic"


And they tear the shit out of your lawn...They are handy though my brother inlaw even snow plows with his (even my drive for free lucky me)

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:07 AM (MkAqo)

895 The MSM press are the absolute worst, and the ones from FOX news may be the worst.

You have the President in India on an historic trip and you ask ridiculously biased questions that only serve to continue Donk narratives or create new ones.

Not a single question that would afford Trump to highlight or illuminate his trip.


Nope, embarrassingly ridiculous clown show press has to clown show.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 07:08 AM (syrZF)

896 Lincoln will never be beat. He freed the democrats slaves.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 06:26 AM (MjyI6)

burning down half the country also had a little bit to do with it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 25, 2020 07:08 AM (V2Yro)

897 Trump calls out Sotoshit and Ginsbutt. He says they should ,recuse themselves from any cases involving his administration.
Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)


Any defenders of the tight ship the ginger Chief Justice, another gift from the Bush Crime Family, runs? Step right up and make the case!

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:08 AM (y7DUB)

898 Somebody just whispered that Trump left India with a commitment for 3 billion in foreign military sales.



Looks like he just told the Paki's to go pound sand.


Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:05 AM


---

It's about time. They are solely responsible for North Korea having Nukes and they are helping out Iran with their Nuke program too.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 07:09 AM (JUOKG)

899 "That is the ONLY way to eat French Toast"

Well, there is my preferred way as well.


Hot French Toast

Very warm maple syrup to the side

Cold stick of butter.


Take a hunk of hot toast, place a pat of cold butter on it, and then pour the warm syrup over it.

Stuff it all i my pie hole.

Enjoy the texture, flavor and temperature variations.


Repeat till French Toast is gone.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:10 AM (tT0V4)

900 I see from the posted link that YEEAARRGGHH has been self medicating again. Even Tapper looks uncomfortable with that loon making a complete fool out of himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:10 AM (y7DUB)

901 "ALWAYS HAPPY TO HELP!



HOW DARE YOU!!!!

Posted by: Greta T"


I knew your ears would be ringing for attention if I mentioned your name...
lets all fire up our diesels and roll some coal for gertie

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:11 AM (MkAqo)

902 It's about time. They are solely responsible for North Korea having Nukes and they are helping out Iran with their Nuke program too.
Posted by: Mr. Scott

They told us they were putting in a Chuck E Cheese, and only wanted to help.

...Pakistan...

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

903 Totes trivial, but after seeing those photos and pop-up videos (hate those!) of Vanessa Bryant everywhere yesterday, I couldn't help wondering why her hair had been styled so that half of it was hanging in her face? Just looked odd, plus she had to keep pushing it away so she could read her eulogy, as it was blocking her eye.

I was imagining her in the stylist's chair, before the event, saying "yes, let's comb half my hair down into my face, and gel it so it stays there. That's such a good look." I mean, WTH? I understand the woman is grieving, and I want to cut her some slack, because losing a child is a gut-wrenching horror no parent should ever have to experience. But her hair stylist really should be shot. Or at least fired. Or reprimanded, or something.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 07:12 AM (k4dH2)

904 Repeat till French Toast is gone.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


Mmmmm. Now I'm hungry

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:13 AM (vd8XM)

905 " Tapper looks uncomfortable with that loon making a complete fool out of himself.

Posted by: Captain Hate"


Screamin dean didn't become a Doc to help others, only to self medicate... At least we (in VT) have been rid of him unlike commie burnee...

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:15 AM (MkAqo)

906 Somebody just whispered that Trump left India with a commitment for 3 billion in foreign military sales.

Looks like he just told the Paki's to go pound sand.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:05 AM (tT0V4)


My Indian son in law told me that with DJT in charge and not a muslim symp like Gaylord, India is finally starting to develop Kashmir as a tourist destination now that Pakistan understands that it was never part of the partition and it is in no way "disputed territory". The UN can fuck off too.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:16 AM (y7DUB)

907 I am watching Trump's press conference he is holding in India. Unbelievable. Two questions on Harvey Weinstein, and one "gotcha" question (and a stupid one) about Coronavirus. All from the Western press.

The Indian press is asking questions that at least seem to be relevant. Our entire press complex is useless and stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:17 AM (wJzv3)

908 Saw an interesting meme the other day, based upon Breadline Bernie winning the 2020 Presidential election.

In President Sander's second SOTU address, he opens with.....................




"We're out of bread"

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:17 AM (tT0V4)

909 Screamin dean didn't become a Doc to help others, only to self medicate... At least we (in VT) have been rid of him unlike commie burnee...
Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:15 AM (MkAqo)


Your state needs more Silent Cals.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:18 AM (y7DUB)

910 The Indian press is asking questions that at least seem to be relevant. Our entire press complex is useless and stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix


Like the dems, (birm), 12 yr old girls on their 1st period. Skreeeeeeeee!!!!!!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 25, 2020 07:20 AM (Xr3y2)

911 Just saw a meme with a picture of an unsmiling Bloomy

When you spend $400M to attend your own roast.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:20 AM (vd8XM)

912 Nope, embarrassingly ridiculous clown show press has to clown show.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

Add to that when they eventually do give credit to Trump, they credit irony, not prescience on Trump's part. For example, Melissa something from Fox Business was on Tucker's show last night and she said it was 'ironic' that Trump talked about too much dependency on China all last year, then boom, the coronavirus strikes. We're clearly too dependent on China for lots of stuff, she says, how 'ironic' that Trump said the same thing last year. Coincidental, even.

They can't give him credit for anything, they can't even acknowledge he was right. Nope, it was an ironic coincidence that Trump wanted to decouple from China!

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:20 AM (w+fMF)

913 They can't give him credit for anything, they can't even acknowledge he was right. Nope, it was an ironic coincidence that Trump wanted to decouple from China!
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:20 AM (w+fMF)
+++++++++++
:: yawn ::

They're all deranged.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:21 AM (wJzv3)

914 The Indian press is asking questions that at least seem to be relevant. Our entire press complex is useless and stupid.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:17 AM (wJzv3)


Trump should ridicule them in front of the entire subcontinent, particularly with how they subscribe to zombie's hierarchy of leftists by sucking Islamic cock above all. They'd be lucky to get out alive.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:22 AM (y7DUB)

915 Add to that when they eventually do give credit to
Trump, they credit irony, not prescience on Trump's part. For example,
Melissa something from Fox Business was on Tucker's show last night and
she said it was 'ironic' that Trump talked about too much dependency on
China all last year, then boom, the coronavirus strikes. We're clearly
too dependent on China for lots of stuff, she says, how 'ironic' that
Trump said the same thing last year. Coincidental, even.



They can't give him credit for anything, they can't even acknowledge
he was right. Nope, it was an ironic coincidence that Trump wanted to
decouple from China!



Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:20 AM

---

I hope Trump does something to fix our dependency on China for our medications.


It's insane that they supply 80% of our antibiotics.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 07:23 AM (JUOKG)

916 We're clearly too dependent on China for lots of stuff, she says, how 'ironic' that Trump said the same thing last year.
________________

Maybe she thinks "ironic" means the same thing as "prescient"?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 25, 2020 07:23 AM (k4dH2)

917 Indian press really drilling into Trump on Pakistan. They're angling for a "we prefer you to Pakistan" answer, and Trump is deflecting it well. His answers focus on terrorism and Kashmir, where there are hard answers as opposed to nuanced policy.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:23 AM (wJzv3)

918 "Your state needs more Silent Cals.

Posted by: Captain Hate"


Yes indeedee,, hard to believe up till the 70's we were a conservative state.. we should have built a wall around VT to keep the flatlanders out.

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:23 AM (MkAqo)

919 "Our entire press complex is useless and stupid. "

They need to be reminded that as enemies of the State, Castro would have drained their blood and harvested their organs.


Everybody supports the State.

In one way or another.


Comrade.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:24 AM (tT0V4)

920 Nope, embarrassingly ridiculous clown show press has to clown show.
Posted by: Thomas Bender


You would think they'd have figured out that if every question is a "gotcha" question, that Trump! is ready with an answer.
Lob him a couple first, then try to trip him up. Otherwise it looks like Jackie Chan surrounded by 6 martial art "experts" that all attack him one at a time

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:27 AM (vd8XM)

921 Is it weird that I just watched the Little Pink House indie movie about the Kelo case. Her house was taken via eminent domain specifically for Pfizer's use and expansion. Sad story, as Pfizer never used the land and it lies dormant. New London is still trying to pawn it off on someone. Anyway, Pfizer used to make antibiotics in Groton, across the river from Kelo's place on Fort Trumbull.

I can remember driving by Pfizer's manufacturing facility in my teens, where they made the pink liquid antibiotic lots of us took as a child. Stunk to high heaven, but I don't think they make that in Groton anymore. Does anyone know if Pfizer moved that antibiotic production overseas? How 'ironic', if so.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:28 AM (w+fMF)

922 Our press whores (CNN) are on about Russia and Trump's "purge" of the intelligence organs.

This is a foreign policy trip about *Asia.*

Trump laced into CNN and called them liars. The press room laughed. CNN soldiered on, but that had to hurt.

Good. Screw 'em.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:28 AM (wJzv3)

923 Everybody supports the State.

In one way or another.


Comrade.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:24 AM (tT0V4)

Suffer well, Comrade VIA!

Posted by: A dude in MI at February 25, 2020 07:28 AM (/6GbT)

924 We here in the Great State of NY are getting ready to ban plastic bags. Cuomo also wants to ban foam. Of course the local "newspaper" only interviews people that agree with them. One comment from a lady saying she drives a Preis, and wants all plastic containers banned. By the way lady...it takes 5 trailer loads of paper bags where one trailer could hold all the bags needed by stores.

Posted by: Colin at February 25, 2020 07:28 AM (1BIQV)

925 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:17 AM (wJzv3)

Good point. I always feel embarrassed by-and annoyed with-our press when The President is in a foreign country-and instead of asking about mutual concerns of trade , security etc. they squawk about the Mueller report or impeachment.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 25, 2020 07:29 AM (WI7YS)

926 HA! CNN guy pulled the mike away from an Indian woman reporter who wanted to ask her question.

WTF is wrong with those people? (I know, I know)

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:29 AM (wJzv3)

927 Most people know the "Media" are just cheerleaders for the commie party.

Posted by: Case at February 25, 2020 07:30 AM (tWAkG)

928 A'ight, gotta get ready for work. 'Til next time, Hordelings!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 25, 2020 07:30 AM (wJzv3)

929 "HA! CNN guy pulled the mike away from an Indian woman reporter who wanted to ask her question. "

I sometimes wonder if Trump doesn't purposely bring our media with him, for the specific reason of allowing them to show how stupid they are, in front of a world audience.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:31 AM (tT0V4)

930 Is it weird that I just watched the Little Pink
House indie movie about the Kelo case. Her house was taken via eminent
domain specifically for Pfizer's use and expansion. Sad story, as
Pfizer never used the land and it lies dormant. New London is still
trying to pawn it off on someone. Anyway, Pfizer used to make
antibiotics in Groton, across the river from Kelo's place on Fort
Trumbull.



I can remember driving by Pfizer's manufacturing facility in my
teens, where they made the pink liquid antibiotic lots of us took as a
child. Stunk to high heaven, but I don't think they make that in Groton
anymore. Does anyone know if Pfizer moved that antibiotic production
overseas? How 'ironic', if so.


Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:28 AM

---

Pfizer abandoned it's World HQ in New London the minute the City tax breaks ran out.


That whole thing was an orchestrated disaster as the President of the New London Development Corp Claire Gauidini was married to the Assistant VP of Pfizer in New London.


They stole hundreds of millions from the City of New London and everyone just stood there and watched them do it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 07:32 AM (JUOKG)

931 Trump should mention how the Newseum was shut down because we hate the unfree presstitutes.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:32 AM (y7DUB)

932 @925

Because these tiny little apparatchiks get to peep and peck at The Colossus on the world stage.


I remember during Obama's reign that if one of the press members got out of line and actually asked a relevant, prohibitive or difficult question of shit midas, the other presstitutes would hector the misbehaving press member.


Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 25, 2020 07:34 AM (syrZF)

933 "but I don't think they make that in Groton anymore.
Does anyone know if Pfizer moved that antibiotic production overseas?
How 'ironic', if so.

Posted by: squeakywheel"


Do know where your talking about but don't know about em moving that.. I know they started acquiring a lot of cosmetic and other beauty
businesses to move there.. Friend of mine lived there and worked in the
micro biology and med test area's they moved accross the river as soon as they could afford out of Groton..

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:34 AM (MkAqo)

934 When they asked Bernie how much his shit would cost, his response was How much you got?

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 07:37 AM (JFO2v)

935 Has any of the presstitutes asked Melania or Donald how Melania is enjoying her trip to India?

If it was the Mooch, she'd have her own one hour special by now

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:37 AM (vd8XM)

936 When they asked Bernie how much his shit would cost, his response was How much you got?
Posted by: rhennigantx

LOL

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:38 AM (vd8XM)

937 Speaking of Gaylord and Big Mike, were they at the Kobe mini McRINO eternal memorial service?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:39 AM (y7DUB)

938 " his response was How much you got?

Posted by: rhennigantx"


and then he'd have his flunky buy it at the reuse store and keep the the 90% left over...

Posted by: beanervt at February 25, 2020 07:40 AM (MkAqo)

939 "Has any of the presstitutes asked Melania or Donald how Melania is enjoying her trip to India? "

It's not like she's famous, or anything.

Maybe another interview with Sparkle Markel instead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:40 AM (tT0V4)

940 Dear Lord how stupid is he? bernie claims his plans on M4A and all of the other free $hit he is promising will save $70 trillion dollars because we will "save the planet" from global warming.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 07:40 AM (JUOKG)

941 940 Dear Lord how stupid is he? bernie claims his plans on M4A and all of the other free $hit he is promising will save $70 trillion dollars because we will "save the planet" from global warming.


He'll make it up in volume!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 25, 2020 07:41 AM (oVJmc)

942 They stole hundreds of millions from the City of New London and everyone just stood there and watched them do it.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)

I know. The whole thing was awful. And I remember that little pink house before they ripped it down, too. So cute. In the summer I used to work at a place down the street from Fort Trumbull.

Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:42 AM (w+fMF)

943 Some of us eat tofu as a statement of wanting to save the planet.

https://bit.ly/2SXoEUH

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 25, 2020 07:43 AM (tT0V4)

944 morning yall. I don't want to save the planet from global warming.I like it warm. How come nobody cares about what I want?

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2020 07:43 AM (evK/T)

945 Can Bernie balance a checkbook? I don't think he can.

Posted by: Case at February 25, 2020 07:44 AM (tWAkG)

946 Paul Krugman
Feb 23, 2020
Well, Bernie Sanders is now the clear favorite for the Democratic nomination. Lots of things to say about that, but the most important is that he is NOT a left-leaning version of Trump. Even if you disagree with his ideas, he's not a wannabe authoritarian ruler

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 25, 2020 07:44 AM (JFO2v)

947 922 Our press whores (CNN) are on about Russia and Trump's "purge" of the intelligence organs.

This is a foreign policy trip about *Asia.*

Trump laced into CNN and called them liars. The press room laughed. CNN soldiered on, but that had to hurt.

Good. Screw 'em.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)



A Purge? Ooh goodie!! I like a good Purge. Dibs on Brennan!!

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 25, 2020 07:44 AM (vN4+Q)

948 Y'all, my cousin helped pay for college by opening her own fireworks stand and selling them on the Christmas break and for the 4th of July. How much more 'Murica can you get? Of course she also had a job while she went to school.

Posted by: no good deed at February 25, 2020 07:44 AM (MmFTx)

949 I remember during Obama's reign that if one of the press members got out of line and actually asked a relevant, prohibitive or difficult question of shit midas, the other presstitutes would hector the misbehaving press member.

--

If you asked hard-hitting questions and didn't let him eat his waffle, you were racist.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2020 07:45 AM (JoUsr)

950 God bless that snow blower backyard genius.

Annnnnd.....no wonder I can't shake this cold. ::rimshot::

Posted by: Gem at February 25, 2020 07:45 AM (65i3Q)

951 They stole hundreds of millions from the City of New London and everyone just stood there and watched them do it.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)



I know. The whole thing was awful. And I remember that little pink
house before they ripped it down, too. So cute. In the summer I used
to work at a place down the street from Fort Trumbull.


Posted by: squeakywheel at February 25, 2020 07:42 AM

---

We lived up the road from there for 15 years and watched that mess unfold in real time. Used to take the dogs to Fort Trumbull for walks all of the time. It was a nice neighborhood and now it's a empty overgrown weed infested mess.


It's criminal what they did and a permanent stain on the Supreme Court for their ruling.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 07:46 AM (JUOKG)

952 At McCain's eternal funeral, does Mega hand out jerseys numbered 894?

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:46 AM (y7DUB)

953 >>Well, Bernie Sanders is now the clear favorite for the Democratic nomination. Lots of things to say about that, but the most important is that he is NOT a left-leaning version of Trump. Even if you disagree with his ideas, he's not a wannabe authoritarian ruler

The lack of awareness is stunning.

Socialism is the very definition of authoritarianism.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 25, 2020 07:47 AM (ZLI7S)

954 952 At McCain's eternal funeral, does Mega hand out jerseys numbered 894?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:46 AM (y7DUB)

To commemorate her current weight?

Posted by: Allie at February 25, 2020 07:47 AM (UnA8+)

955 Good morning you reprobates:

Here's what was happening on this day in 1944 on the beach at Anzio:


Feb 25.
Air raids on Nettuno have dropped appreciably in the last few days probably due to number of barrage balloons being put up. British 56 Div has been pushed around considerably. Lines being cut up but holding.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 25, 2020 07:48 AM (m45I2)

956 Can Bernie balance a checkbook? I don't think he can.

--

The actual concept of hard money is amorphous to that old goat.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 25, 2020 07:48 AM (JoUsr)

957 Hey Krugman?

The Dems in Virginia were all set to make me a felon for owning a box made of plastic and metal because it would hold more than 12 rounds of ammunition. Whether or not I own a gun would have been irrelevant.

Tell me about those authoritarian tyrants.

Go fuck your dead cat.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 25, 2020 07:50 AM (ZBQFH)

958 I'm former Navy and former Nuke
Posted by: Vic at February 25, 2020 06:40 AM (mpXpK)

I knew there was a reason I liked you.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 25, 2020 07:52 AM (1CjJc)

959 Clearly I'm still sleeping off a Monday.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 25, 2020 07:52 AM (ZBQFH)

960 Greetings fappers and fappees.


Fresh hell and all that jazz.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 07:52 AM (HaL55)

961 To commemorate her current weight?
Posted by: Allie at February 25, 2020 07:47 AM (UnA8+)


Good guess but that was Juan's class standing, out of 897, at Annapolis.

Posted by: Captain Hate at February 25, 2020 07:52 AM (y7DUB)

962 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 25, 2020 07:52 AM (muI26)

963 Can Bernie balance a checkbook? I don't think he can.

--

The actual concept of hard money is amorphous to that old goat.



Progressives and Communists are innumerate.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 25, 2020 07:53 AM (HaL55)

964 Baboon escapes vasectomy op at testing lab and flees with two female monkeys.


This is how it's done.

Posted by: freaked at February 25, 2020 07:54 AM (evK/T)

965 Everyone should go and read bernies new web page: How does bernie pay for his promises.....It's a hoot with gems like this one:

"Generating $6.4 trillion in revenue from the wholesale of energy
produced by the regional Power Marketing Administrations. This revenue
will be collected from 2023-2035, and after 2035 electricity will be
virtually free, aside from operations and maintenance costs."

That's some serious underpants gnome math right there.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 25, 2020 07:54 AM (JUOKG)

966 Some of us eat tofu as a statement of wanting to save the planet.

https://bit.ly/2SXoEUH
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

I've been to the places where they produce oil from soy.
Lotsa nasty chemicals to get that out of soy.

Posted by: Bruce at February 25, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)

967 "At least Thee Ohio State University kids are raising their own funds and not sucking off the taxpayer's teat."

That's about the only thing they're not sucking off.

Posted by: aelfheld at February 25, 2020 01:28 PM (IxDhF)

968 33 short? Thats It?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 02:46 PM (ZCEU2)

969 And no one came back to finish the job?

Posted by: Skip at February 25, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

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