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Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/26/20) My Real Job Got In The Way Edition
That is good advice!
Truth!!!
How many times have we said this?
That's OK lady. I'm sure he feels liberated as well. H/T Bitter Clinger
A California woman left her husband of 22 years after finding out that he voted for Donald Trump.
Retired prison guard Gayle McCormick, 73, was shocked when her husband revealed to friends during a lunch that he planned to vote for the controversial Republican candidate.
LOLGF I wonder how big my carbon footprint was drafting The ONT. I hope bigger than my size 10.
Mankind’s behavior has taken a heavy toll on our earth, leading to several ecological problems. Carbon dioxide emissions are one of the leading causes. Here’s how you can calculate your own carbon footprint and offset these emissions. Your carbon footprint is the total of greenhouse gases, mainly carbon dioxide, that you release in the air. It’s not what you breathe out, it’s the direct and indirect emission of your every activity. From using a car for travel to eating meat and dairy, each choice and activity in the modern world carries its own carbon emissions. Once you calculate your personal carbon footprint, you’ll be able to figure out how much of an impact these choices have on the environment. And through small steps, you can reduce your footprint.
On this day: 26 Feb 1932
Johnny Cash US country singer, songwriter who was considered one of the most influential musicians of the 20th century. Although he is remembered as a country icon, his songs spanned other genres including rock and roll and rockabilly and blues, folk, and gospel. This crossover appeal won Cash the rare honour of induction in the Country Music Hall of Fame, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, and the Gospel Music Hall of Fame. During the last stage of his career, Cash covered songs by several late 20th-century rock artists, most notably 'Hurt' by Nine Inch Nails. Cash died of respiratory failure on September 12th 2003, aged 71. via thisdayinmusic.com
On this day: 26 Feb 1997
American songwriter Ben Raleigh died in a fire in his kitchen after setting fire to his bathrobe while cooking. He co-wrote 'Scooby Doo Where Are You' and 'Tell Laura I Love Her.' via thisdayinmusic.com
When locking the door isn't enough. Basic carpentry skills for our Genius Award Winners.
WESTMORELAND COUNTY (KDKA) — A couple in Westmoreland County is accused of locking their son in a bedroom closet and nailing the door shut. According to the criminal complaint, Shawn and Tammy Jo Waulk went to a birthday party and left their 9-year-old son alone at their Unity Township home.
They allegedly put him in a closet and used a drill to screw in wood slats across the door so he could not escape.
Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Will Power.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 26, 2020 09:36 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 26, 2020 09:37 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2020 09:37 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 26, 2020 09:37 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:37 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 26, 2020 09:38 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2020 09:38 PM (g0CZs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: oldraceral at February 26, 2020 09:39 PM (Tduhe)
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Posted by: jmel at February 26, 2020 09:39 PM (OeWgo)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Gotta like those dead teenager songs.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 09:40 PM (axyOa)
Controversial to who, Tonto?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:40 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2020 09:41 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:42 PM (pUDQf)
Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 26, 2020 09:41 PM (CjFDo)
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Collect your gift basket at the cashier's window on the way out.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:42 PM (XVuno)
Congress making Melania First Lady for life.
I don't care who you are, but this country deserves a First Lady that's best described as "delicious".
Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (OyWSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)
I'm just a sick individual I guess.
Posted by: Bookdoc at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (PzBTm)
Good evening, Horde!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT)
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Have any old tires?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: wing at February 26, 2020 09:44 PM (JFzNN)
"In the Republic of Ireland, Ash Wednesday is National No Smoking Day.The date was chosen because quitting smoking ties in with giving up a luxury for Lent
Notice it is not National No Drinking Day.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bookdoc at February 26, 2020 09:44 PM (PzBTm)
16 I got the Coorsvirus last night.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:42 PM (pUDQf)
So now everything tastes like piss?
Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2020 09:44 PM (9dSHc)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 09:45 PM (lK7fO)
Have any old tires?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:43 PM (XVuno)
No. But if you have some, dump them in my front yard. Well take them out back and burn them!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
If da erf only haz 12 more years, then...
What difference, at this point, does it make?!
Imma live *my life* however TF I want, that's what.
Suck it, greentards.
Posted by: JQ at February 26, 2020 09:45 PM (whOIk)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:45 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 26, 2020 09:45 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 26, 2020 09:45 PM (ZVgXE)
Because, France.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:38 PM (XVuno)
I recall it as beer for some reason. I get your point though. I like John Adams' line about Cider but can't find it. Something like todays bread, yesterdays cheese and last years cider. Something like that.
I like wine, beer, and cider so no worries. And i even like mead.
Apricot Brandy is usually pretty piss poor.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 09:46 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:46 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: that guy who notices things at February 26, 2020 09:46 PM (ACqut)
Posted by: iandeal at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (vgGyZ)
Posted by: Miklosian Determinations at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: that guy who notices things at February 26, 2020 09:46 PM (ACqut)
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Hmm. It's all starting to make sense now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (WO0/g)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (8IOEj)
Apricot Brandy is usually pretty piss poor.
Posted by: Quint
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy
But rum makes you come.
Name that band!
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (N9G0H)
41 First day (and second beer) into beer fast. We'll see how long it lasts.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (WO0
I don't get it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2020 09:49 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 09:49 PM (lK7fO)
Huh. And... What's the point of exposing but not punishing illegal conduct? In fact, it's worse than just never getting to the bottom of it.
If you expose it, but do nothing, it's the equivalent of painting a vivid roadmap of what is de jure "legal" and thus ok conduct. "Do this, and nothing will happen." If spying on the candidate for President of the opposing party by illegal means isn't punished, where IS the line drawn? Consider: What is the person getting spied illegally on is YOU? Are YOU going to get recourse when the President of the United States doesn't?
Personally, I'll consider it a material breach of the social contract.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at February 26, 2020 09:49 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 09:49 PM (6rS3m)
I'll take "embarrassing ways to die" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 26, 2020 09:50 PM (r6GXX)
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy
But rum makes you come.
Name that band!
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (N9G0H)
Steel Panther
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:50 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (w1WNN
Get well fast, AOP.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
--
"From time to time, it's good to remember there's a multibillion dollar industry based on keeping you in a perpetual state of stupidity, rage, resentment, and paranoia."
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There's more than one; the media, social media, education, politicians, climate nazis, etc. etc.
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (RVcmP)
I just read that POS cuck Allahpussy's vomit about it being immoral to vote for Bernie in the Dem primary here in SC.
I was sort of on the fence about doing it, and even then wondering if Bernie would be the one to vote for. Maybe it should be someone else to help cause maximum chaos.
But after reading that POS's screed, I'm going to feel the Bern baby come Saturday.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (f1Vqw)
"The Italian financial police have confiscated documents and computer data from the online retailers Ebay and Amazon because of profiteering around the new corona virus with horrendous prices for respiratory masks and disinfectants. The Italian consumer association UNC welcomed the investigation by the authorities on Wednesday."
(from a German news site)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (G546f)
41 First day (and second beer) into beer fast. We'll see how long it lasts.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (WO0
I don't get it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (pUDQf)
Lenten beer fast: No calories except from beer.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (WO0/g)
Notice it is not National No Drinking Day.
Posted by: runner
Years ago, I was certain that the most reliable investment possible was to own a pub in Ireland.
Then the Irish (!) banned smoking in pubs.
Now you can have a pub in Ireland essentially for free, just take over the lease.
Posted by: Miklos, one (1) time in error at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (8IOEj)
^Whew*
I'm *just* in the clear.
So...have you heard the good news?
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (7GOW2)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (8IOEj)
Or Coonman.
Posted by: Rational People Everywhere at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Kindltot
Steel Panther
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Nope and nope.
Clue: Early '80s all-girl punk band.
My previous trivia question today ALSO was about an early '80s all-girl punk band. What's happening to my mind?
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Flyover at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (Rbu5d)
41 First day (and second beer) into beer fast. We'll see how long it lasts.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (WO0
I don't get it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (pUDQf)
Lenten beer fast: No calories except from beer.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (WO0/g)
You're going to do nothing but drink beer for forty days??
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (g0Lfb)
That first quote from IowaHawk is the basis of "State of Fear" by Chrichton. An eye-opening and (unexpectedly!) entertaining book. Highly recommended.
Now for the rest of the content.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (KXHve)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
I sure want to. Hopefully I will a get scrip for antibiotics tomorrow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:47 PM (WO0
I don't get it.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:48 PM (pUDQf)
Ahhhh....
He won't get his two day coin.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (axyOa)
I can hear the girl. She cackles at the end, right? Not getting a name.
Posted by: t-bird
Yup! That's it. You've heard the record. One quatloo consolation prize already.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (xUVVX)
There was a web calculator at the Australian Broadcasting Corporation's kids website years ago - maybe 2007 or 2008 - that had a questionnaire kids could fill out based on their lifestyle and habits. There was a little pig avatar that would get bigger and bigger based on how much carbon was emitted due to each choice. After the quiz was over, the cartoon pig would explode in a shower of blood and the result would indicate at which age the child should die, because they had used their global per capita allotment of carbon emissions. It actually said that, in those words: "You should die at age xyz". I'll see if I can find an archive of it.
It's kind of amazing that such a thing used to be shocking and disgusting and outrageous. If you weren't sure what the "Overton window" means, it's that. A kids games corner of a government broadcasting agency's website telling kids outright that they should die because of carbon emissions used to be something out of the ordinary.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (JdcHc)
Posted by: zombie
However, one must note that In Heaven There is no Beer.
That's why we drink it here.
And when we're gone from here
All our friends will be drinking all our beer
Posted by: Miklos, death by Polkacide at February 26, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Listen up bucko , it's Ireland!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (LDPYF)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: Kindltot
Steel Panther
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Nope and nope.
Clue: Early '80s all-girl punk band.
My previous trivia question today ALSO was about an early '80s all-girl punk band. What's happening to my mind?
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (N9G0H)
Girl School?
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (SJsIv)
Hoping everything clears up AOP
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (pUDQf)
People have done it. Monks used to do it. Not sure I'm up to it, but we'll see. For now, I'm trying to make it 48 hours.
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (WO0/g)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (hLKSS)
documents and computer data from the online retailers Ebay and Amazon
because of profiteering around the new corona virus with horrendous
prices for respiratory masks and disinfectants. The Italian consumer
association UNC welcomed the investigation by the authorities on
Wednesday."
(from a German news site)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (G546f)
An Interpol Red Notice for Jeff Bezos would be hilarious.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (N9G0H)
- Abraham Lincoln
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (LDPYF)
Posted by: Chuck C at February 26, 2020 09:50 PM (r6GXX)
https://youtu.be/-SSdTXNK2mo
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (6rS3m)
Then the Irish (!) banned smoking in pubs.
Now you can have a pub in Ireland essentially for free, just take over the lease.
Posted by: Miklos, one (1) time in error at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
I think its the EUro thing. Same happened in France - no smoking in enclosed public places.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Chris not rock at February 26, 2020 09:51 PM (WO0/g)
Judges rule that to be acceptable!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (HOKC9)
Posted by: publius
Me too, in a MAGA cap.
Posted by: Miklos, admit=ring his extensive collection of monkeywrenches at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (LDPYF)
Ace Fight Club?
Never heard of it.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (aS1PU)
Biden 35%
Steyer 17%
Sanders 13%
Unsure 12%
Warren and Buttigieg 8%
Klobuchar 4%
Gabbard 2%
Posted by: Bert G at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Minnfidel at February
You know, weirdly, the average Minnesotan is better informed about viruses than the Average American.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
That was the answer to my PREVIOUS trivia question "Silence is a rhythm too." So: Not this time.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 09:57 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley
Nope.
Unleash the google, people.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:55 PM (N9G0H)
Tiffany?
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at February 26, 2020 09:57 PM (80ktW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 09:57 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: corn and beans at February
I think it is more now than then.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 09:57 PM (HALdu)
It's as if only some peoples carbon footprint is a problem.
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Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2020 09:57 PM (UPTl7)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 09:57 PM (LDPYF)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley
That answer is so wrong, you have to give every else one quatloo each. My god. TIffany????
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:58 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (gsRPK)
Well, yeah. It's not luxury. It's life !
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 26, 2020 09:58 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (HALdu)
Steyer 17%
Sanders 13%
Unsure 12%
Warren and Buttigieg 8%
Klobuchar 4%
Gabbard 2%
Posted by: Bert G
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To the extent that it might be valid, it merely shows how much people want to avoid the crazies.
Still looking forward to voting for the Burnster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley
That answer is so wrong, you have to give every else one quatloo each. My god. TIffany????
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:58 PM (N9G0H
She was no Debbie Gibson!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (aA3+G)
Thanks. Funny thing. Went into the X-ray clinic this morning, gave my name, and the gal at the counter said, "you still on 19th Avenue?" I said, "No, not for more than 20 years." "Well, you had a chest X-ray with us in 1994." Yeah, and that one was for pneumonia. I felt a whole lot worse then, than I do now, for sure.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (w1WNN)
So, I'm hanging out with Lady YD's older daughter (who is my favorite person I've met thus far), and we're playing kitchen. Her favorite doll (named Sabrina) was recently determined to be French, and wants French music to cook to.
I came up with "Yele" by Wyclef Jean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFobM2ipJY
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (bQe8/)
(measures foot) 8 1/2 wide.
(tosses two more old tires on spring-time burn pile)
I got this!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)
Hint #2: Never had an actual hit, except on college radio.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (LDPYF)
- George Washington
Posted by: vmom 2020 v15 at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (G546f)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:52 PM (N9G0H)
L7?
Elastica?
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Nina Miklos-Hagen at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Darn it AOP! Sorry to hear you are ill. Had a touch of pneumonia once and it absolutely sucked. Also have had bronchitis, which was not quite so bad. Hope the Dx is accurate and may you recover quickly.
Pray for our President and valiant warriors.
Posted by: Legally Suffiicient at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (TdMsT)
They really liked Madeira, they toasted the Constitution with Madeira. I like Madiera too, the real stuff. Ok, maybe I have a problem lol.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (n13/j)
The Runnaways
Posted by: Humphreyrobot
L7?
Elastica?
Posted by: Kindltot
Kudos for good efforts, but -- no.
GOOGLE IT, CHUMS.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
You START with three (3).
Posted by: Wise Ole Miklos at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (XhWtx)
I think I'll wear a plague mask while voting.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (tkNkP)
I never saw it in my lifetime until a few years ago at the WalMart in Apache Junction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: eleven at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (Qf83p)
I have some rolled roofing to burn
Great mosquito repellent
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (TdMsT)
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So they just basically admitted that they want to control and tax "your every activity."
Correct me if I'm wrong here.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
You START with three (3).
Posted by: Wise Ole Miklos at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Thought the rule was two slow friends!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
125 comments already at 9PM CT?
Unfair!
No way to get top ten
and all the good content's probably gone already.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley
That answer is so wrong, you have to give every else one quatloo each. My god. TIffany????
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 09:58 PM (N9G0H
She was no Debbie Gibson!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (pUDQf)
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Have you seen either of them lately? Last I saw (in some SyFy monster movie), Tiffany had filled out quite nicely. Debbie Gibson, on the other hand, looked almost skeletal.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (HOKC9)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
"I'm sorry, your 10% riffraff discount coupon is only valid before 100 comments PM on weekends."
Posted by: Miklos, Asst. Buffet Sneeze Guard Manager at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: irright at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Kindltot
133 The Tampon Cannons?
Posted by: irright
A for effort!
F for accuracy.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Ob/r2)
One shot to your companion's knee should be enough.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:04 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 10:04 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:04 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (CDGwz)
Yes, I am. Not fun.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:04 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: corn and beans at February 26, 2020 09:56 PM (tkNkP)
I never saw it in my lifetime until a few years ago at the WalMart in Apache Junction.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:01 PM (w1WNN)
Methodists. See it every year.
Posted by: Romeo13 at February 26, 2020 10:04 PM (NgKpN)
Chuckles
So did Mrs Mis Hum
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Nina Miklos-Hagen at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
neither Nina Hagen nor Lena Lovitch were "girl groups"
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (UPTl7)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: runner
WE HAVE A WINNER!!!!!
{Golden quatloos rain from the sky}
https://lyrics.fandom.com/ wiki/The_Gymslips
rink_ProblemPosted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Miklos, Asst. Buffet Sneeze Guard Manager at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM
Your presence here intimidates me to the point of humilitation...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Miklos, really guessing this time at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (Up3CO)
https://lyrics.fandom.com/ wiki/The_Gymslips: Drink_Problem
(remove spaces)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (Um2IM)
Posted by: morigu at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (xUVVX)
https://tinyurl.com/tqnold6
OK, good night.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Braenyard - Bernie says work harder to earn more credits for free stuff. It's your right. at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (gpmLW)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (N9G0H)
A Lithuanian Plgue Doctor Mask.
https://etsy.me/381Otr3
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (yQpMk)
LOLGF indeed.
Hey, when did GF get tacked onto LOL, I mean, what got LOLGF popularized? 'Cause either I was missing it, or it's a relatively new configuration. Gotta be an AoS meme?
Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at February 26, 2020 09:54 PM (SJsIv)
I saw Girlschool open for the Scorpions at the Salt Palace in '82.Which should be impossible since I'm only 29.
Posted by: Mr. Morango at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Not too bad, getting ready to call it a day though, had to drive south to check on some things down here, and almost went to sleep on the road!
The tire burning seems like a great idea, but you should add used motor oil to the mix!
If you're planning bonfires, you sound like you're in good spirits!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: RKae at February
Is your church stingy with the communion?
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
"I'm sorry, your 10% riffraff discount coupon is only valid before 100 comments PM on weekends."
Posted by: Miklos, Asst. Buffet Sneeze Guard Manager at February 26, 2020 10:03 PM (QzkSJ)
The darkness must go down the river of nights dreaming
Flow morphia slow, let the sun and light come streaming
Into my life, into my life
Posted by: Riff Raff, answering the door at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (UPTl7)
We're going for higher here.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: t-bird
SECOND PLACE!!!
For you: A Lifetime supply of Turtle Wax!
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February
years
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (HALdu)
I came up with "Yele" by Wyclef Jean:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvFobM2ipJY
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2020 09:59 PM (bQe8/)
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Eh. Introduce her to Edith Piaf.
How is baby Vanessa doing?
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (/669Q)
Trump HAS been quietly taking steps to combat this the whole time and if he's sounded the alarm say, a month ago, these same assholes would have accused him of trying to divert attention away from his forever impeachment.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: klaftern at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: spindrift at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (ACqut)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (N9G0H)
Gotta like those dead teenager songs.
Posted by: Diogenes
Also, "Patches" and "Last Kiss". "Teen Angel" is the one where the girl gets hit by a train because she ran back to the car to get her boyfriend's classring. Not the brightest gal in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 10:08 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February
It is not a thing with every Missouri Synod church.
I think stingy is better.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ripley at February 26, 2020 10:05 PM (UPTl7)
Iowahawk's old blog (https://iowahawk.typepad.com/) had an annual Earth Week Cruise-In to determine the Grand Champion Carbonator. Good stuff.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 26, 2020 10:08 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Kindltot
And when they performed together?
Gruppengirlen?
Ach mein Schmerz!
Posted by: Miklos, with fond memories at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: RKae at February
Is your church stingy with the communion?
Posted by: not so
----
Tiny round cracker (about the size of a nickle); half-size shot glass of wine (I do grape juice, being a teetotaler).
Exactly the same as when I grew up Presbyterian.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: Aleister Crowley
Participation Trophy -- made from candy corn!
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (N9G0H)
I only eat non-gmo, vegan candy corn blessed by the Devil himself.
Posted by: Aleister Crowley at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (VVc4S)
If you're planning bonfires, you sound like you're in good spirits!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (gsRPK)
I will save my tires for Human Achievement Hour, which runs every April concurrently with the greentards' Earth Hour. Turn on all the lights, fire up the Diesels, and burn a tire for Gaia!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (w1WNN)
I'm just a sick individual I guess.
Posted by: Bookdoc
I have a playlist called "Tearjerkers".
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (6rS3m)
Why do you make that sound like a bad thing?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (CE5C/)
Exactly the same as when I grew up Presbyterian.
Posted by: RKae at February
Was referring to who they share it with.Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (HALdu)
Liberals don't seem to understand what they are asking for here....
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Great photo up top.Also great content.
I need to find the video of the maniac who went over Palouse Falls in a kayak.
150' drop. A few broken bones but he lived.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (4f3g0)
Notice it is not National No Drinking Day.
Posted by: runner at February 26, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Drinking in Ireland is not a luxury, it's a staple, like breathing.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (Y8PSl)
Not too bad, getting ready to call it a day though, had to drive south to check on some things down here, and almost went to sleep on the road!
The tire burning seems like a great idea, but you should add used motor oil to the mix!
If you're planning bonfires, you sound like you're in good spirits!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (gsRPK)
I'm glad you got home safely. It's awful to feel like you're falling asleep while driving.
And yes, adding motor oil to the tire fire is an excellent idea!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (Up3CO)
Gotta like those dead teenager songs.
Posted by: Diogenes
Also, "Patches" and "Last Kiss". "Teen Angel" is the one where the girl gets hit by a train because she ran back to the car to get her boyfriend's classring. Not the brightest gal in the world.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:08 PM (+lVUW)
then a little Dead Man's Curve.
Posted by: Jan, and Dean at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bluebell
So charmink!
Like zis-
"dahlink"
again, "dahlink"
Please to try it!
Posted by: Eva Gabor from Berlitz Hunglish School at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (8oQME)
Words to live by.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (JCrfD)
I still remember how it took forever for the tubes to warm up on FM and recall to this day the crispness of it's sound.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: High Plains Deplorable at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (okw5b)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 26, 2020 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rien de rien de Mikleuse at February 26, 2020 10:12 PM (QzkSJ)
Why do you make that sound like a bad thing?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (axyOa
Great idea! Swollen liver and beer shits not withstanding.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 10:12 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 26, 2020 10:12 PM (HOKC9)
"We don't care
We're not proud
People say we're a bit too loud
Always drunk what a shame
Opening hours we're back again
Whisky makes you frisky
Gin makes you sin
Brandy makes you randy
and rum makes you...
It makes you cum!"
Then the cackle, as t-bird previously noted.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:12 PM (N9G0H)
again, "dahlink"
Please to try it!
Posted by: Eva Gabor from Berlitz Hunglish School at February 26, 2020 10:11 PM (QzkSJ)
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No, actually I was channeling Edna Mode.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: not so
---
Anyone who is a baptized believer.
Sadly, they'd probably give it to Pelosi.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: RKae at February
I teach at a Lutheran college.
I'm not Lutheran.
I'm guessing my flask needs to stay out of sight?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (axyOa)
If you're planning bonfires, you sound like you're in good spirits!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (gsRPK)
Maybe throw some California redwood logs on there too.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (pUDQf)
Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM (Cd8NC)
* * * *
I first saw Ace do it. Total brilliance!
Posted by: Legally Suffiicient at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (WFcrO)
Is there anything global warming can't do to make our lives better?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (Dc2NZ)
The Gymslips - Drink Problem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUVfVfrCtnk
Posted by: zombie
203 Here's the song. It was played quite a bit in...1983 or 4.
https://youtu.be/XUVfVfrCtnk
Posted by: t-bird
OK, that was seriously spooky. Are you in the room with me?
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (N9G0H)
How is baby Vanessa doing?
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (/669Q)
I thought I was the only one who listened to her.
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:09 PM (w1WNN)
The seems to be an AoS Hordian type celebration, funny it's never really seemed to catch on!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Robert at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (W4bqo)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:15 PM (N9G0H)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUVfVfrCtnk
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (N9G0H)
Nice bass line, but the vocals are totally unintelligible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:15 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:15 PM (w1WNN)
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Can we get the sheet music?
Posted by: The Kingsmen at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)
Almost. Also, I'd almost be nostalgic for it, but, boy! they played this drek to death on the Top40 radio back in the day! Released 1960, got to #7 on the U.S. Billboard Hot 100.
Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: BigZesty at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (Rdtvg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUVfVfrCtnk
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:10 PM (N9G0H)
Nice bass line, but the vocals are totally unintelligible.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Drunk punkettes in early '8os London -- you bet they were unintelligible! That's part of the kink.
Posted by: zombie at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (N9G0H)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Legally Suffiicient at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (WFcrO)
I am sure that Ace was the thought influencer behind this! Certainly the first time I ever saw it was here.
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: RKae at February
I teach at a Lutheran college.
I'm not Lutheran.
I'm guessing my flask needs to stay out of sight?
Posted by: Diogenes
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LOTS of drinkers at my church!
Weirdest thing, though. If you rent the gym for your wedding reception, no alcohol allowed.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: BigZesty at February 26, 2020 10:17 PM (Rdtvg)
Is there anything global warming can't do to make our lives better?
Posted by: 18-1
Yes, but it will be back next winter!!!
Winter is coming back, just watch!
As Roseanne Roseannadanna used to say..."It's always something."
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:17 PM (ZCiJZ)
I never saw ashes on the forehead worn around town all day until the mid-80's.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 10:17 PM (8IOEj)
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 10:14 PM (xUVVX)
<sigh>
Posted by: Zombie Colonel Charles Piroth at February 26, 2020 10:18 PM (2N7oZ)
voters money instead of buying ads? I mean for some chunk of that $500M
I'd vote for him. Twice in fact like a good democrat.
Posted by: 18-1
I'd certainly be willing to SAY I did...
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:18 PM (2ygtH)
Weirdest thing, though. If you rent the gym for your wedding reception, no alcohol allowed.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (Up3CO)
How the hell do they consecrate the marriage???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 26, 2020 10:18 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2020 10:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs at February 26, 2020 10:18 PM (NiFkv)
Biden 35%
Steyer 17%
Sanders 13%
Unsure 12%
Warren and Buttigieg 8%
Klobuchar 4%
Gabbard 2%
Posted by: Bert G
Oh, oh. Bloomberg needs to hurry up and run another $100,000,000 worth of ads.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)
I hope you are not trying to imply that feces covered streets are any kind of potential health hazard!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:19 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 26, 2020 10:19 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: bluebell
Loovely lady. Oh yes, isn't she Mrs. Conclusion?
Posted by: Mrs. Premise, with Mrs. Conclusion nodding approvingly at February 26, 2020 10:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Weirdest thing, though. If you rent the gym for your wedding reception, no alcohol allowed.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (Up3CO)
How the hell do they consecrate the marriage???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
----
These days? Usually a year in advance.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:20 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar
Lead pipe cinch the leaders don't!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (2ygtH)
That's our niche.
Tigers kill other animals with teeth and claw and eat their flesh. That's their niche.
We build machines and cities and civilizations. And sadly destroy them too. That's our niche.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (Uu+Jp)
AOP........you must be back in Canada. Because if you were here you would have already had the prescription. Hope you feel better!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:19 PM (gsRPK)
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I heard they're already tearing down Thomas Crapper statues in the UK.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:18 PM (2ygtH)
Dude is worth $100 Billion. He could give every registered voter in the U.S. $100k and buy the presidency.
Capitalism in its essence.
Posted by: ALH at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (xUVVX)
Posted by: vmom 2020 v14 at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
You spelled Ninth century rong.
Posted by: Miklos Bodine, carry the nought at February 26, 2020 10:22 PM (QzkSJ)
***
Aren't there a whole bunch of Democrat "economists" that claim something like that would usher in economic nirvana?
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2020 10:22 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: BigZesty at February 26, 2020 10:22 PM (Rdtvg)
Oh yeah, I had to buy some additive crap to make it run on unleaded. Nasty stuff, but the exhaust pipe was in the rear and the butterfly side windows kept a nice breeze so that shit never came near me.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2020 10:22 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Moki at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (mFoNl)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:06 PM
Electric Avenue?
LOL!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
What?
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)
That conjures up some interesting thoughts
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
.
.
.
.
.
And if this was posted without Ace's permission... I dread to think of the consequences.
Getting boarded up in the barrel...
_____
Goodness gracious, now it's, like, 250 comments?
Oh, well, it's not yet bedtime for this webworker.
* grabs disinfectant wipes and jumps in *
Posted by: mindful webworker
Not foreheads. Four heads!
at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (Cd8NC)
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (gsRPK)
* * * *
Ace influences a lot of my thought. And I say that as a good thing.
Posted by: Legally Suffiicient at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
You spelled Ninth century rong.
Posted by: Miklos Bodine, carry the nought
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As there's no apostrophe BEFORE the 80, I'm assuming he means the literal 80s - 50 years after Christ.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (Up3CO)
I just left. Listening to the album to see if there's any other songs that got played a lot. I like Evil Eye, but I don't think it made the rotation.
Posted by: t-bird at February 26, 2020 10:24 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: A Fine Aged Miklos, good with a dry red perhaps at February 26, 2020 10:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Trent Reznor had nothing but nice things to say about Cash's cover of Hurt.
that song still gives me goosebumps.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 10:24 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
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This incessant sexualization of American politics has got to end.
*hic*
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (XVuno)
Apparently " I am hard as 18 again" and I am worried that the deep, thrusting satisfaction that I am delivering might somehow injure the planet...
NO HAHA JUST FUCKIN WITH YA
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (CTN7u)
I brought a pasta salad. The bad boss was there, looking bored beyond description. Like he couldn't wait to get back to his reports and charts.
Festive.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (/UQ/R)
The more carbon dioxide I pump into the the happier the trees are! I am a fucking ecologist.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (QMwOT)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
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Probably from Chaucer. He did that a lot. Especially when playing Scrabble. Got an extra point on every damned word!
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (Up3CO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (JCrfD)
Leader of the Pack (where the girl's the one who lives)
Running Bear (they both die)
Posted by: ptschett at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (zB+vL)
Posted by: 18-1 at February 26, 2020 10:22 PM (WdocV)
Funemployment on steroids!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: RKae
I have nothing to AD.
Posted by: Miklosius in vero at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 10:00 PM (n13/j)
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I like that song, "Have Some Madeira, My Dear," but I suppose it wouldn't get past the censors today.
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (M/9m0)
And the border - never miss an opportunity to point out the risks of an unsecured border.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2020 10:27 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:25 PM (/UQ/R)
How are things out your way?
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:27 PM (TdMsT)
Weirdest thing, though. If you rent the gym for your wedding reception, no alcohol allowed.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:16 PM (Up3CO)
How the hell do they consecrate the marriage???!!!
Posted by: Diogenes
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These days? Usually a year in advance.
Posted by: RKae at February 26, 2020 10:20 PM (Up3CO)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Suffiicient at February 26, 2020 10:27 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Drink like Vikings at February 26, 2020 10:12 PM (HOKC9)
God's perverse sense of humor.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 10:27 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Not a Doc, but:
200 mg guaifenesin (Mucinex), every 4 hours. *
* If you are allergic to Mucinex, do not take Muncinex
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 10:28 PM (xSo9G)
Leader of the Pack (where the girl's the one who lives)
Running Bear (they both die)
Posted by: ptschett at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (zB+vL)
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Last Kiss
Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at February 26, 2020 10:28 PM (XVuno)
Leader of the Pack (where the girl's the one who lives)
Running Bear (they both die)
I don't know what happened in 1974...
Billy Don't Be a Hero
Seasons in the Sun
Rocky I've Never Had a Baby Before
Run Joey Run
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:28 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: JT at February 26, 2020 10:28 PM (arJlL)
Leader of the Pack (where the girl's the one who lives)
Running Bear (they both die)
Posted by: ptschett
"She ran calling 'wildfire'" I really hated that song.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:29 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 26, 2020 10:29 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2020 10:29 PM (LWu6U)
They sound like nice parents.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
She's right over there, dancing under the table with mini-Mike.
Posted by: Miklos, now for the accordion solo at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (CTN7u)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 10:31 PM (HaL55)
I still remember how it took forever for the tubes to warm up on FM and recall to this day the crispness of it's sound.
Posted by: JoeF.
My earliest memory of him was seeing him on Ed Sullivan in the late fifties.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (+lVUW)
Beer fast is a time-honored practice said to have begun by Trappist Monks who brewed a dark, yeasty beer for the occasion referred to in later years as "liquid bread".
I'm going the other way and giving up beer, partly because of crap my ex is pulling that leaves me in a financial pinch until I can find the time to take her to court. Ain't Lent grand?
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (ZCiJZ)
t least she left WI to pollute FL
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)
My daughter's class in high school lost so many kids, I can't bear to think about it to this day.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (TdMsT)
They had one show, hosted by a great guy named Steve Propes, called Rock & Roll & Rhythym & Blues; it mostly featured doo-wop however.
But when the show first came on the air in 1980, for whatever reason, Propes saw fit to name the show "We Don't Play No Jan & Dean." (When I got to meet him once and asked him about it, he admitted that he actually owned several J&D records.)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (L2ZTs)
https://tinyurl.com/ry8s2dv
https://tinyurl.com/w6defzc
https://tinyurl.com/txu3jn6
https://tinyurl.com/tzn6tra
https://tinyurl.com/r2knszo
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
And ironically one of them was seriously injured on dead mans curve. I think, could be delirium.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: davidt at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins
Regret that you reminded me that I remember that.
Posted by: Miklos' new band is called The Dangling Weinsteins at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: jmel at February 26, 2020 09:39 PM (OeWgo)
Seems hard to believe you could get three quarters of states to sign on to that. In any event, Trump is 73, so "for life" probably won't extend too far after the end of his second term, assuming he makes it.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins
I see that....
You remember.
We were flying along
And hit something in the air
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2020 10:34 PM (XhWtx)
Leader of the Pack (where the girl's the one who lives)
Running Bear (they both die)
Posted by: ptschett at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (zB+vL)
Bohemian Rhapsody
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 26, 2020 10:34 PM (Vy7tf)
https://tinyurl.com/sfp9mdu
https://tinyurl.com/u299tla
https://tinyurl.com/yx7bfuex
https://tinyurl.com/yx6pu5vc
https://tinyurl.com/tjcw7wb
Posted by: kbdabear at February 26, 2020 10:34 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 10:34 PM (KP5rU)
I wouldn't have thought of that one.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:35 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero
I get a ton of emails from Biden's campaign. I have tried to unsubscribe repeatedly. I have no idea how I got on their list.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)
Answer: We don't. Identification requires a new and specialized test. Do docs and clinics give everyone with colds or flu-symptoms this test? But if sick people don't go to a doctor or a clinic, they ain't gonna be tested.
https://tinyurl.com/yx84bcll
https://tinyurl.com/vnvkskl
Personally, I'm not worried. Anyway, sweet dreams, everyone.
Posted by: Gref at February 26, 2020 10:35 PM (AMIL/)
Sorry to hear that. What happened if I may ask?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 26, 2020 10:35 PM (ykYG2)
Oh, I told them to take the lead; return themselves to the 18th century
18th century was filthy compared even to the first half 20th. Coal was new; city heat, and industrial processes, were all fueled with wood. Forests were stripped bare.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 10:35 PM (8IOEj)
I'd like to ask him if he has any Romantics LPs.
Posted by: qdpsteve
Now see qdp?
That's what we like about you.
Posted by: Miklos, My Sharona was the same but different at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Have you at any point employed Hunter Biden?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:32 PM (2ygtH)
I think you're mostly right. One of them was in a horrific car crash, just not sure of the location. I seen the movie. Richard Hatch was the guy what got squished in the TV movie.
Mom ran the TV in our house.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (XhWtx)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Miklos, Fortune is to the Bold at February 26, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txNPc7JEjkc
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (L2ZTs)
How is baby Vanessa doing?
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 10:07 PM (/669Q)
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That's for a more refined palate. I'm just working on steering them away from the violent, foulmouthed hip-hop I roll with.
And Vanessa's doing great. She's sleeping right now, instead of hollering in my face, so we're good
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (HALdu)
"If I hadn't have shot poor
Delia I'd have had her for my wife"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl4OO73ec-M
True story of teenage love from 1800s
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (LWu6U)
200 mg guaifenesin (Mucinex), every 4 hours. *
* If you are allergic to Mucinex, do not take Muncinex
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 10:28 PM (xSo9G)
I have some of that, might give it a shot.
Does Munchkinex get rid of Bloombergs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: nerdygirl
Some people have ALL the luck!
And then, there's you. Sorry...so very, very sorry.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:39 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 26, 2020 10:39 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (HALdu)
That's "duck face." I don't know who decided that was attractive.
Posted by: Splunge at February 26, 2020 10:39 PM (dOV9E)
How are you and family doing?
I need to send you an email with my phone number so you have it
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:39 PM (/UQ/R)
Not romantic sad, but sad in that they ate their co-worker.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:36 PM (JCrfD)
Sure, who hasn't?
Posted by: Sinaloa Cartel at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: nerdygirl
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From the Regular Biden or the Other Biden?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:38 PM (HALdu)
That's "duck face." I don't know who decided that was attractive.
Posted by: Splunge at February
There is definitely that but it is also the "look at me!" thing.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (HALdu)
I also still can't believe what Gilbert O'Sullivan got away with. He first hit with a song about a suicidal jilted groom ("Alone Again (Naturally)"), then followed it up with a ditty proclaiming his feelings of romantic love for his 6-year-old niece ("Clair").
I can just hear his agent in 1973 after that last song. "What's your next big one gonna cover, Gil? Necrophilia?"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 26, 2020 10:41 PM (l9m7l)
Ayinger (sp?) Celebrator Doppelbock, Spaten Optimator, and Franziskanner (again, sp?) Hefewiezen
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 10:41 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:41 PM (JCrfD)
Not romantic sad, but sad in that they ate their co-worker.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)
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Say what you will, but the Donner Party produced some timeless popular music.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 10:41 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Some quack.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (JCrfD)
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It's a canard
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (CTN7u)
Not romantic sad, but sad in that they ate their co-worker.
Posted by: nerdygirl
I think Timothy was actually supposed to be a donkey or mule that was working the mine with the miners. He was trapped in the cave in, and they ate him.
Yeah, it was all pretty weird.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
Not romantic sad, but sad in that they ate their co-worker.
Posted by: nerdygirl
First time I heard that song I laughed my ass off, don't think that was the intent. Heh, still chuckling.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (2ygtH)
Of course, I had a miserable day at work, and all I could think on the way home is how much I'd like a Manhattan. But I held fast.
I'm going to wait a week, then bombard my friend with an Amazon shipment of his favorite cookies. We'll see who lasts.
Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (a0kj6)
You sir, are a great American. Muchas gracias.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (HaL55)
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Why yes, that's just about right. Your spiritual leaders the Pharisees would have still been around.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 10:43 PM (8IOEj)
Does Munchkinex get rid of Bloombergs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Bloombergs. A small but very persistant infection, frequently transmitted by people from New York City, which creates an intolerance for big soda drinks.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (ZCiJZ)
Does Munchkinex get rid of Bloombergs?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Doubtful. Those Bloombergs are pretty damn sticky.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)
He's the guy with the sausage!
(swoons)
Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (a0kj6)
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If you really want to win, you need to up the ante. Loser mows the winner's lawn while wearing a Speedo.
Posted by: bluebell at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Weirdest thing, though. If you rent the gym for your wedding reception, no alcohol allowed.
Posted by: RKae
There was this parish that was mostly Polish Americans, including many straight from the old country. The mens' club would have their meetings in the school gym and night, and the morning after the principal would go in their to clear out the beer bottles.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 10:44 PM (yQpMk)
So did "The Hanging Chads" exert copyright protection?
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 26, 2020 10:45 PM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Cicero
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And at least one restaurant.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 10:45 PM (xSo9G)
You sir, are a great American. Muchas gracias.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins
Why is this man, kbdabear, not a cob-logger, you might ask?
We would have a 50 point rating increase over "Hot Air" or whatever that site is called.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at February 26, 2020 10:46 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (wGeit)
And he's younger than at least two of the Dems running to replace him.
Posted by: Fox2! at February 26, 2020 10:47 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 10:47 PM (8IOEj)
Recommended beer fast beers for me would be Sam Smiths Oatmeal Stout, Consendonk Monk's Brown Ale, Guinness, because Guinness...
Ayinger (sp?) Celebrator Doppelbock, Spaten Optimator, and Franziskanner (again, sp?) Hefewiezen
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 10:41 PM (5WpEK)
THose are good picks if you are a fancy lad. No I kid, er Kidd. Those are good picks. I love Sam Smiths Nut Brown Ale. I drink shite now to save on carbs but the Nut Brown has to be in my beer all time top five.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 10:47 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 10:48 PM (oZuI0)
Also, I'm pretty sure that either of us wearing a speedo in public would constitute a crime against humanity.
Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2020 10:48 PM (a0kj6)
If Al Gore is an Environmental Saint, I am an Environmental Demi-god and my Carbon Dioxide not only cools the planet but Makes America Great Again.
Posted by: JB1000 at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (1nz3P)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 26, 2020 10:47 PM (8IOEj)
heh
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (w1WNN)
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They sound like nice parents.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 10:30 PM (HaL55)
Read a news story a long time go about parents who were arrested for handcuffing their daughter to a radiator. The kid was leaving the apartment at night and getting into all sorts of trouble. Social services would do nothing to help the parents and they were at their wits end on how to stop her and protect her. So they handcuffed her to the radiator at night. Sounds harsh but the full story indicated they cared and saw no other option.
Hell, what my Mom did to me once, once mind you, would put her in jail today and put me into the foster care system. As a young 'un, I liked building little bonfires in the garage with those Diamond wooden strike-anywhere matches (which were used for lighting the gas oven as there was no pilot light; to turn the oven on, you had to stick a lighted match in a tiny hole way in the back of the lower broiler section). My Mom was worried about me burning down the house and no talkin' to would stop me. So this one time after she caught me, she stuck my fingers in the blue flame of the gas burner on top of the stove for a second or two. Harsh? Absolutely. But it cured me of playing with matches and the house never burned down, either.
Some kids are just stubborn.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (JCrfD)
to that.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 26, 2020 10:33 PM (wGeit)
One of these days - we're going to see that 3/4 requirement get put to the test.
If 2/3 decide the deal is off, they're not going to hang around just because they didn't reach the 3/4 mark. The Constitution is good - but it ain't perfect. Of course, no set of rules that had to be negotiated like that ever will be.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (O3do3)
The highly legal term they used was "done to death already."
Akshully, that name is stolen from the band that followed the EDKH float in the Mardi Gras video. It was too good not to steal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 10:50 PM (HaL55)
These people have not actually seen Steyerofoam speak, I take it.
In last night's debate, he reminded me of a marionette from a bad local after school kid's cartoon show.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 10:50 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:40 PM (JCrfD)
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It's a canard
Posted by: Cicero
These puns will cause me to pitch a confit.
Posted by: Miklos, working the duck puns over here, Boss at February 26, 2020 10:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 10:50 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:51 PM (JCrfD)
"Donner, party of six."
Later, host says, "Donner, party of six."
"Actually it's four now."
Probably fakey, but funny.
I need to work up a bit about John Fremont and his ill-fated journey through the Colorado Rockies.
Side-splitting humor. need to work in the part where he took control of Missouri and pissed off Lincoln.
Might be a long joke.
Do jokes have footnotes?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 10:51 PM (x8Wzq)
https://youtu.be/mY8Bg_BRlYE
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 10:51 PM (oZuI0)
Somebody saved the kid. When he grew up he came back, murdered his dad and fucked his mom.
Shit is fucked.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (Y8PSl)
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I mixed calcium hydroxide and muriatic in the basement. I got my fuckin' little ass whipped for that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2020 10:52 PM (bQe8/)
5. "That's it, I'm never trusting Apple Maps ever again"
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat at Taco Bell"
3. "I wanted Garmin but noooo, you just had to listen to the cool kids and getcherstelf a TomTom"
2. "It's all worth it for the Simpsons jokes and Facebook memes we'll all inspire someday"
1. "Praise the Lord and pass Grandma!"
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 26, 2020 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Circa
In New Hampshire, Harvard, and Hillinois, Heart attacks hardly happen
Posted by: Dr. Higgins, cardiac consultant to the Bernie campaign at February 26, 2020 10:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
I'm just a typical American boy,
From a typical American town.
I believe in God,
And Senator Dodd,*
And keepin' ole Castro down.
I hate Chou En Lai,
And I hope he dies...
And if we ever have a war
Where there ain't no gore,
I'll be the first to go!
But Sarge... (tempo picks up here)
I'm only eighteen,
I got a ruptured spleen.
And my asthma's gettin' worse! (cough!)
I got eyes like a bat,
And my feet are flat,
And I always carry a purse! (limp wrist gesture)
Think of my career,
And my sweetheart dear,
And my poor old invalid aunt!
Besides I ain't no fool,
I'm a'goin' to school,
And a-workin' in a defense plant!
* (Tom Dodd, not his son Chris)
Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2020 10:53 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Mrs. Donner at February 26, 2020 10:53 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:51 PM (JCrfD)
Manbearpig is a fucking joke. He knows it, even as he gleefully sweeps big piles of cash into his lap. Fucking shit stain.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 10:53 PM (x8Wzq)
It's immoral to play Operation Chaos, but ginning up bullshit politicized "intelligence" on the duly elected President is fine because OrangeManBad.
Hot Air, NRO, and the Bulwark fucktards can bite my ass.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 10:54 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 10:54 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:54 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
*Forrest Gump wave*
Hi!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 10:55 PM (x8Wzq)
And that little boy was Jim Morrison.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 10:55 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February
some greek family
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:55 PM (HALdu)
Sorry to hear that. What happened if I may ask?
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
My doctor had told me about how their were quite a few suicides and suicide attempts at his sons' high school. There were none during the entire time that I was in high school and it was a much larger high school.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 10:56 PM (XzVUd)
Slow Joe got a draft deferment because of asthma.
Several, in fact.
Posted by: My word as a Miklos at February 26, 2020 10:56 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:56 PM (/UQ/R)
Oh yeah, I grok you. I played with the gas range myself that exact same way.
And the thought of an uncontrollable kid did cross my mind when I read that. These days, with PROGDA in control of pretty much all media, you know they'll twist a story into anything they want.
That Iowahawk tweet above is right on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 10:56 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: PabloD at February 26, 2020 10:42 PM (a0kj6)
* * * *
That's not how it works. That's not how any of that Lenten fast stuff works!
Posted by: Legally Suffiicient at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (WFcrO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Nope. And I don't sell cocaine either. So that can't be it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)
If they haven't learned well before they're teens, there's not much you can do about it. It's too late at that point. You need to be on top of that shit from the time they're toddlers or you haven't got a prayer.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (CUU+W)
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 10:49 PM (Y8PSl)
The best ass whippin' I ever got, with a Hot Wheel track, was for dipping the left side of my Big Wheel in the street at the end of the driveway - over and over again.
I'm sure my Mom was scared shitless - the trailer park isn't normally populated with the most level headed drivers. She acted accordingly.
Yeah - somebody would call CPS today.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (O3do3)
To the tune Pictures of Matchstick Men by Status Quo no wonder the deep resentment of the SQ
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Yes, my tastes got a bit fancified over the years, but given current beer prices, we're all paying fancy prices for mid-range stuff, it seems.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 10:58 PM (5WpEK)
-"Mr. Donner, he reads too much o' that Robert Frost poetry"
Posted by: Miklos, well fed at February 26, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Should've had her lobotomized. Worked for me!
Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at February 26, 2020 10:59 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 10:56 PM (/UQ/R)
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Well, me and Vanessa and the girl are rolling with the punches. We're jamming to funk music and having fun.
Lady YD is sufficiently pissed off at her son that she took a powder. I'm hoping she comes home soon.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 26, 2020 10:59 PM (bQe8/)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (yQpMk)
I understand the reference to the Doors' song.
However... Jim Morrison's father was an admiral in the Navy & outlived poor Jim by 50 years or so. His mother wanted Jim to become a Jesuit.
Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (Cssks)
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm
They sometimes do reruns of it on one of the cable channels. I think it is Sunday night.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
"Listen, cocksucker, . . . "
Thompson wrote it from his redoubt in Woody Creek, Colorado, downhill from the Independence Pass toward Aspen.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
I read that many high school suicides are the result of bullying on social media. Whatever happened to not giving a fuck what anybody said about you? These deaths are the direct result of creating The Snowflake Generation.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (HALdu)
Good thing it's relatively low in calories.
It's relatively easy to make at home because damn is it expensive to buy in the store.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (syrZF)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (XVuno)
We were the trailer park aristocracy. Dad had a regular gig for a while. Pretty much the upper crust of manufactured housing.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:01 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (oZuI0)
Perhaps we can send Mini Micro Munchkin Midget 32oz Little Big Gulp Small-Faced Monkey Soldier Bloomberg there.
Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (WqPYg)
Luxury. We catch and saddle feral hogs to ride.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Margarita DeVille at February 26, 2020 10:26 PM (M/9m0)
that is the first I have heard of it but my music tastes are not very broad. That guy even lied about Madeira. It doesn't go bad. I wonder if the song writer knew that. My guess is yes but maybe not.
The real stuff, which is not cheap, can last for a long time after it is opened, as in months. . In a way it has already gone off by design. It has been Maderized.,
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (O3do3)
And I thought my mom was the only one who repurposed the Hot Wheels track. We kids called it the "racing strip."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (yQpMk)
turns out that most of the parental stuff I endured as a kid was my fault.
I was a little shit. I see that.
I love my Mom and Dad. I am grateful they never gave up on me.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: RickZ at February
yeah, you think twitter bullies are bad, try a gang of upperclassmen beating you because your mom makes you wear a lord fauntleroy suit to hs.
pussies.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)
https://youtu.be/mY8Bg_BRlYE
Posted by: logprof at February 26, 2020 10:51 PM (oZuI0)
I'll see your Johnny Cash and raise you a Glass Harp:
https://youtu.be/Bwr0XNJ-arQ
Evenin' Horde
Posted by: Average Guy at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (BaHwF)
Luxury. We catch and saddle feral hogs to ride.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (JCrfD)
We used to dream of having saddles. And hogs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (JCrfD)
None other than Rupert Holmes.
Posted by: qdpsteve
The Pina Colada song guy?
Huh.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:04 PM (+lVUW)
Perhaps we can send Mini Micro Munchkin Midget 32oz Little Big Gulp Small-Faced Monkey Soldier Bloomberg there.
Posted by: ShainS at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (WqPYg)
So that Tesla that Elon Musk launched into space didn't make it all the way to Mars. Quelle surprise.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:04 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 11:04 PM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Come for the ONT, stay for the deep psychoanalysis. Hip deep, chest deep. You decide.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:05 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 26, 2020 11:00 PM (yQpMk)
Be thankful for that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:05 PM (NWiLs)
not so much captured as enslaved.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:05 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 10:29 PM
Not particularly a fan of it either, but I felt compelled to mention it. I blame OKC's KOMA 1520 AM having been a nighttime clear-channel with '50's/'60's nostalgia music when I was a kid riding in the car with my Boomer parents; and also some of my local AM stations that are talk on weekdays but fall back to oldies on weekends when I may be running errands.
Posted by: ptschett at February 26, 2020 11:05 PM (zB+vL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 11:05 PM (aA3+G)
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That's no moon.
Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (XVuno)
Yeah, it was all pretty weird.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America
That was the excuse that the record company put out when people complained about a cannibalism song being played on radio stations.
By the way, after a dj played it he said, "I'll have one Timothy Burger to go."
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (+lVUW)
Awesome.
Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)
This explains a lot about you...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (dLLD6)
Luxury. We catch and saddle feral hogs to ride.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 11:02 PM (JCrfD)
We used to dream of having saddles. And hogs.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
We rode the neighbor kids bareback.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February
I just want to be understood.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (2ygtH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (NWiLs)
We rode the neighbor kids bareback.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 11:06 PM (Vy7tf)
Go on ...
Posted by: Pete from South Bend at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: not so
Wonder what was used to entice it?
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February
It was sold off by the moon.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (XzVUd)
voters money instead of buying ads? I mean for some chunk of that $500M
I'd vote for him. Twice in fact like a good democrat.
Posted by: 18-1
I calculated that a few days ago.
If you divide $69 billion by 60 million, you get about $1,095 per vote.
Now that Bloomie has pissed away $500 million, it's worth about fifty bucks less.
Me, I'd take the money and lie, like a good Democrat does.
One more reason that a secret ballot is so important.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (sQjul)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (IYHxL)
"Listen, cocksucker, . . . "
Thompson wrote it from his redoubt in Woody Creek, Colorado, downhill from the Independence Pass toward Aspen.
Posted by: Les Kinetic
Well, Thompson blew his own brains out, and Burgess...didn't.
Posted by: Miklos, he who laughs last at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Coast into at least the Midwest around this time of year. If you recall
Schmidt's, Schaefer, or even Pabst bock, you are a kindered spirit.
Yes, my tastes got a bit fancified over the years, but given current
beer prices, we're all paying fancy prices for mid-range stuff, it
seems.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 10:58 PM (5WpEK)
for sure we like the same stuff. I am no IPA guy. I have loved bocks for many decades. They always had a goat on them. Hell, even good ol Shiner Bock has a place in my heart. But I do love the old seasonal Bocks. They came out in Spring right?
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (n13/j)
phrasing
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February
no, he meant it that way
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu)
June 22, 1979 https://tinyurl.com/r8jrah2
Then click the right arrow for the next day.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (CDGwz)
Somebody saved the kid. When he grew up he came back, murdered his dad and fucked his mom.
Shit is fucked.
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 10:52 PM (HALdu)
There's a whole YouTube genre of young black people listening to classic rock for the first time and commenting on it as you hear it. One of them takes requests, and someone sent her "The End." Her comment was basically, "This guy is messed up and he's committing suicide but he wants to take everyone with him." Honestly, after all these years, I never saw the suicide angle, but it's obvious now.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (jK8Z7)
Ayinger (sp?) Celebrator Doppelbock, Spaten Optimator, and Franziskanner (again, sp?) Hefewiezen
Posted by: Joe Kidd
Duck Rabbit Stout, dinner in a bottle
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Dr. Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: nerdygirl
OMG, I must proofread. "and" = "at" and "their" = "there"
I attended Catholic school, the nuns would be appalled.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (sQjul)
Why do you think they want those paper ballots so much? Keeps the winos honest.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2020 11:10 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 26, 2020 11:10 PM (XzVUd)
not so much captured as enslaved.
Posted by: not so
You can't handle a strong, non-independent orbiting body!
Posted by: VP candidate Stacey Abrams at February 26, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 11:08 PM (IYHxL)
Don't mind if I do.
*sups*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2020 11:09 PM (B7KlG)
Pig's Ass Porter from Belt, Montana is very tasty.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:11 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:11 PM (w1WNN)
yes.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 11:12 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 10:57 PM (O3do3)
And I thought my mom was the only one who repurposed the Hot Wheels track. We kids called it the "racing strip."
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 26, 2020 11:03 PM (jK8Z7)
Nope, neither of you. Even my own mom tried that one. Mom was a grab first then see how it works type of person. Thankfully we never got hit much, mostly because mom put the fear of god in us, but she was also a boys will be boys type, so not much that we did surprised her. Its when it became boys will become insufferable bastards she went into action. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 11:12 PM (9Om/r)
phrasing
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February
no, he meant it that way
Posted by: not so
Tacktful
Posted by: Miklos, harnessing the id at February 26, 2020 11:13 PM (QzkSJ)
beer prices, we're all paying fancy prices for mid-range stuff, it
seems.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 10:58 PM (5WpEK)
They've about priced me out.
I refuse - just friggin' refuse - to pay over $1 a twelve ounce can to drink beer at home. When they get over that, I'm out. That rules out Miller Lite here now. It's close to eliminating damn Busch Lite.
I swear - I'll go to AA, the whole bit. I am not paying over a buck a can for a damn beer.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:13 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Also Trump looks younger. Hair color, spray tan, and some face work would be my guess. Or maybe he just uses a lot of Oil of Olay.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And they said I was crazy
Posted by: first guy who ate an oyster at February 26, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:14 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:13 PM (O3do3)
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Hello sailor!
Posted by: PBR at February 26, 2020 11:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:14 PM (/UQ/R)
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Take it outside. This is a family blog.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: PBR at February 26, 2020 11:15 PM (XVuno)
Don't I wish. PBR is premium priced here. Eight bucks a six. Fuck that noise.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:14 PM (/UQ/R)
You most certainly can, WDS!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos, Maitre d' at Chez Diablo at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (O3do3)
8 bucks for PBR? What the hell?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February
She said "hug" not ""hug @#$%""
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (HALdu)
https://youtu.be/mY8Bg_BRlYE
Posted by: logprof
Thanks, logprof. I bought it on itunes for my hymns playlist.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 11:17 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:13 PM
I can get a two-four of Yuengling here in Newyorkistan for about $18, so like about 75¢ a can...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 26, 2020 11:17 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug, Pillow Bitten at February 26, 2020 11:17 PM (SGWbP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:14 PM (/UQ/R)
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Take it outside. This is a family blog.
Posted by: Cicero
Really.
Next it'll be everybody wang chunging tonight.
Posted by: Miklos, pearls clutched at February 26, 2020 11:18 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:18 PM (/UQ/R)
What kind of cologne do you use?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February
It is "eau de woman married to a guy with guns that doesn't like guys hugging his squeeze."by aqua velva
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:18 PM (HALdu)
I'm very disillusioned and...
Son of a bitch, I need a drink.
Posted by: mnw at February 26, 2020 11:19 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
It's nuts. They brought back Falls City as well - but it's a premium "craft" beer and priced as such. No thank you. They also charge out the ass for Yuengling here.
Beer is cheaper down by you, BTW. A few dollars a twelve less for Busch Lite, as I enjoyed the last time I was in Tampa. It's a distributor thing more than a tax thing.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:19 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 26, 2020 11:19 PM (7WaWV)
What kind of cologne do you use?
Posted by: Pug Mahon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtwh3nQP5Uo
And..that is actually Insom!
Posted by: Miklos, archivist to the ONT stars at February 26, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (NWiLs)
I think it's about $16 a dozen here in Alberta. In Canadian dollars. Good beer is close to $20 a dozen.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:20 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Miklos, pearls clutched at February
wang chunging > chugging wang
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:20 PM (HALdu)
Tastes like metal.
Insom, how you?
Posted by: thathalfrican - straight flexing at February 26, 2020 11:16 PM (IYHxL)
Hey man! OK, all things considered. Still trying to get the career back on course, and a couple of other things sorted out, but otherwise I'm doing pretty good. Better than I've been in a while. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 26, 2020 11:21 PM (8oQME)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 11:12 PM (9Om/r)
I had a six-year-old brother who died two years before I was born. (Long sad story.) My Mom used to tell me about my brother. He liked playing pirate. He'd take a large knife from the kitchen, put it between his teeth, climb chain link fences and jump like Error Flynn in some pirate movie. My Mom only knew when a neighbor in Navy housing would yell, "INA! Jerry's got a knife in his teeth again!" Again, mind you.
{SIGH} Wish I had known that brother.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:21 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 26, 2020 11:17 PM (7WaWV)
$22.50 warm here in South Hoosierville. Now and then you can catch the twelves on sale for ten bucks - that's a square deal, but it's not all the time.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:22 PM (O3do3)
And..that is actually Insom!
Posted by: Miklos, archivist to the ONT stars at February 26, 2020 11:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Handsome debbil!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 11:22 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 26, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)
Oil of Melania.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:23 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (Vy7tf)
Did you get feedback on your interview this week?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:18 PM (/UQ/R)
{{{WDS}}}
Still in limbo. They don't seem to be moving as quickly as they initially indicated they were. If I don't hear something one way or the other by close of business tomorrow I'm going to bug the recruiter again.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (NWiLs)
There used to be a dive bar across the street from the port authority where you could get 50 cent a pint PBR on draft and 25 cent wings.
Now it's been hipsterized and a pint goes for 8 bucks and the wings at 20 bucks for a dozen.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (syrZF)
Y'all try to behave. Pray for Rush, PDT, and all the Morons and Ette's who need prayers too.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy's new band is called The Swinging Epsteins at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (HaL55)
Quint, have you ever dropped a shot of raspberry liquore in a glass of hefe-weisse? Not bad for a one-off..
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (5WpEK)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:20 PM (w1WNN)
When we were doing Toyota work in Kitchener, I would stuff my cooler full of beer before driving up. One time the border guy asked me what I was doing with all that beer. "I'm probably going to drink it". He just shook his head and waved me on.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Also Trump looks younger. Hair color, spray tan, and some face work would be my guess. Or maybe he just uses a lot of Oil of Olay.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Im going with supermodel sex
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:25 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:19 PM (O3do3)
Guess so. Still, that's ridiculous.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:25 PM (w1WNN)
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Add two Mentos and you'll be a mucus volcano.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Dr. Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:25 PM (NWiLs)
I concur. As often as I buy it, you'd think they'd at least give me a punch card or something.
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: not so
Well, they tell me South Carolina is my fire wang...I think.
Posted by: Joe, no malarkey behind the dumpster at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Thumbs up
Posted by: Dr. Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (aA3+G)
Thanks! Change is difficult as hell, but worth it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)
Heh. I already have that gig, I'm afraid. I'm going to be coughing up toenails before long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (w1WNN)
529 Crikey! I can buy a pint of draft Yingaling for a buck twenty five at the local beer dispensary on Thursday nite.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (Vy7tf)
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No malarkey Joe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)
Heh. I already have that gig, I'm afraid. I'm going to be coughing up toenails before long.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (w1WNN)
Oy vey. Hope you get better soon!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (KXHve)
'Night, all.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February
You got it!
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:29 PM (O3do3)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:29 PM (O3do3)
Goodnight
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February
Is this a literal thing or does he mean ggilf?s
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Especially because hipsters have such tiny, flabby wings.
Posted by: Miklos, nose upturned at February 26, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: You've Got to be Kidding Me at February 26, 2020 11:29 PM (O3do3)
You, too!
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:30 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Old Joe Kennedy
Iron City? Dixie?
Posted by: Jean at February 26, 2020 11:30 PM (B7KlG)
529 Crikey! I can buy a pint of draft Yingaling for a buck twenty five at the local beer dispensary on Thursday nite.
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 26, 2020 11:24 PM (Vy7tf)
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No malarkey Joe?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 26, 2020 11:27 PM (XVuno
Stinky moth ball sock, be gone!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, North Hoosierville at February 26, 2020 11:30 PM (Vy7tf)
We used to yell out "Everybody eat dung tonight." when that one would come on the radio or on the background music in a bar or whatever.
For you younger people, "the radio" was this thing that used to play music. Sort of like YouTube, except you didn't get to pick what song you wanted to hear.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:30 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:26 PM (/UQ/R)
Yeah well, it is what it is. At least I've been to his grave numerous times and sat and talked to him.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:31 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender
Especially because hipsters have such tiny, flabby wings.
Posted by: Miklos, nose upturned at February 26, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Hipsters ruin everything. Pretentious, man-bunned, soy-fed cardigan-fuckers.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
Please ensure none of the crossbeams go out of skew on the treadle.
Good night, horde.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 26, 2020 11:31 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:32 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 11:33 PM (Orx/W)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 26, 2020 11:28 PM (NWiLs)
I am expecting a DX from the doctor tomorrow, and a scrip for antibiotics if there is any possibility of it being bacterial bronchitis. I don't think it's become pneumonia, yet. I have had that once, and it is painful. I'm not in pain, just miserable.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:33 PM (w1WNN)
Iron City is now brewed in the former Rolling Rock Brewery, but still in Pennsylvania.
Dixie was contract brewed in Wisconsin, post-Katrina, but has recently reopened a brewery in New Orleans.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:33 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Insomniac
*checks*
No, Cardigan is not yet a Girl Name.
As you were.
Posted by: Miklos, who consumes soy sauce while protecting my Vital Essence at February 26, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:35 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 11:35 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: CyberCipher & Collie at February 26, 2020 11:35 PM (Xawuy)
Posted by: Ped Xing at February 26, 2020 11:36 PM (SGWbP)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:35 PM (lbYzk)
Thanks you. It seems to be a rebound assault of a plague that, as of a week ago, had all but vanished. I am sort of wondering if it isn't Valley Fever, which is a lung fungus endemic in Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:37 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 26, 2020 11:37 PM (Lqy/e)
Were you talking about Martha McCallum today? she had a huge one going on her forehead. I know she's kind of a lefty but she has beautiful eyes and a fantastic ass. Thinks of a Hunter Thompson quote....
Posted by: DBCooper at February 26, 2020 11:37 PM (tx2z3)
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:38 PM (n13/j)
Would not surprise me.
I'm starting to believe that the shit is just not all that contagious, at least when people aren't jammed together at Chinese densities.
The only large scale spread I'm aware of was on that cruise ship, where, yeah, people are jammed together.
It's been long enough now, and the "quarantine" attempts so laughably pathetic, that we'd be seeing many thousands of cases all over the world if it were actually super contagious.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:38 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 11:39 PM (XxJt1)
before I was born. (Long sad story.) My Mom used to tell me about my
brother. He liked playing pirate. He'd take a large knife from the
kitchen, put it between his teeth, climb chain link fences and jump like
Error Flynn in some pirate movie. My Mom only knew when a neighbor in
Navy housing would yell, "INA! Jerry's got a knife in his teeth again!"
Again, mind you.
{SIGH} Wish I had known that brother.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:21 PM (Y8PSl)
Your brother sounds like mine. He would do some crazy shit. He got poison ivy from the neighbors hedges that divided our yards, because it was growing in there. His solution was to steal matches, and burn down the hedges. He used to break his toys. My uncle gets him some metal truck, when you could actually get metal trucks. Uncle says he'll never break this. Yeah about that, he went and found my father's hack saw and cut it in half. Then there was the time he threw a whole box of laundry detergent in the washer, along with some muddy boots my father had. He once put on a plastic toy space helmet and told me to hit him in the head with a hammer. Ok, that one was on me. lol. Still, he was a bundle man. When he got older my cousin taught him to drive when he was 13-14, so when he became 15 he took my wallet and took a cruise in my 71 road runner. Blew the horn at every chick driving a hot car, and I only pieced that together when these same chicks blew the horn every time they cruised by the house, and one actually stopped one time, and we ended up going out that night, which a story for whole different conversation (lol), but I found out later when she mentioned me beeping at her, and I realized it was bastard brother .These days he's the more normal one. I guess he got it out of his system.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 11:40 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: CyberCipher & Collie
So.
Not too late to mention"Ebben?… Ne andrò lontana" from La Wally.
Posted by: Miklos, thinking Wilhelmina Wiggins in Diva at February 26, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)
I think they can do a test for the fungus Valley Fever now.
A lot of shit blowing around down here in the dust.
Posted by: DBCooper at February 26, 2020 11:40 PM (tx2z3)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 26, 2020 11:33 PM (Orx/W)
Saved by vodka? Go to bed, Blob!
Posted by: Heidi at February 26, 2020 11:41 PM (ZEjGP)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:42 PM (/UQ/R)
I recall Dixie as being a decent beer really. I also recall one called Blackened Voodoo from LA. I don't know if that is still around.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:42 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Slap hot Valu-Rite to it?
Posted by: Miklos, Holistic Healer for All Modalities at February 26, 2020 11:43 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 11:39 PM (XxJt1)
Yeah, I got in Monday night.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:43 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 26, 2020 11:44 PM (7WaWV)
Grammie drank Lucky. I drank Lucky in college, it was the cheapest beer going, it was cheaper than Busch.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 26, 2020 11:45 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 26, 2020 11:42 PM (/UQ/R)
I got me some codeine cough syrup by simply asking the pharmacist for it.
The doctor is a new one to me. But not prescribing antibiotics until a bacterial infection is suspected is simply prudent practice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:46 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Quint
Blackened Voodoo is from Abita Springs, using spring water.
Dixie was good because they used Pontchartrain lake water.
I'm glad they're making Dixie again, have been looking to see when they get retailers near me.
Otherwise, I just have to go to Nawlins, which would be terrible, just awful.
Posted by: Miklos, nest Fest is French Quarter Fest at February 26, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
It didn't, of course.
What's happened is that lot of the old beer companies have closed their breweries completely, and have "their" beer brewed and canned under their name by one of the majors under contract.
The MolsonCoors plant in California does this for a lot of old brands.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:47 PM (lbYzk)
Justin Trudeau cured me of those impulses.
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 11:47 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper at February 26, 2020 11:47 PM (XxJt1)
They don't call him "Snowbama" for nothing.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:48 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:48 PM (w1WNN)
Thats too funny.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 26, 2020 11:48 PM (9Om/r)
Oly and Rainier are both brewed by MolsonCoors in California, under contract. MolsonCoors owns Weinhard outright.
> Grammie drank Lucky.
Lucky is currently defunct in the US, but is brewed by AB-Inbev in Canada. The name is owned by Pabst in the U.S. They're apparently reviving it, and it will be brewed in, yes, California.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:51 PM (lbYzk)
I tried to check it and it looks like most of those old school ones under pabst are brewed out West now but it is hard to figure it out. I believe ya and didn't mean to claim you were wrong there. I knew someone put them together and it was pabst, that makes sense.
i am so old I once road with a trucker bringing Schlitz to the masses. When they liked the stuff. That brewery was in Longview Texas.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (n13/j)
The Miller/Coors plant in Irwindale announced it is closing - I believe at the end of the summer. Sad times. I keep threatening to get back to home brewing, but the time/money continuum mocks me.
Jean, thanks for the DR link. Bookmarked
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (5WpEK)
I remember Schlitz. Hell, I remember Falstaff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (lbYzk)
I remember Schlitz. Hell, I remember Falstaff.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (lbYzk)
they used to chase it down with that wild turkey liquor.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:56 PM (n13/j)
It was funny because "Griesedieck" sounds an awful lot like "greasy dick".
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:57 PM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:51 PM (lbYzk)
Lucky Lager is brewed by Labatts here in Canada, which is owned by InBev, I guess. The other big brewing company is Molson-Coors, who bought out Carling O'Keefe quite a few years ago.
The market share for the industrially-brewed bland beers is shrinking, so I guess consolidation is inevitable. But craft brewers are springing up all over.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:57 PM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (lbYzk)
Stroh's.
And Hamm's had some funny commercials.
Posted by: RickZ at February 26, 2020 11:58 PM (Y8PSl)
Jean, thanks for the DR link. Bookmarked
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (5WpEK)
Brewing beer takes a lot of water. And a lot of fuel. Both of which are inordinately expensive in California. Not surprising the big industrial brewers would want to leave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:00 AM (w1WNN)
From the land of sky blue waters (waters)
Hamm's, the beer refreshing.
Hamm's, the beer refreshing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 12:00 AM (lbYzk)
Feel better soon, AOP. This can't be fun.
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:00 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Orson at February 27, 2020 12:01 AM (CiHY/)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (lbYzk)
The old Falstaff Brewery here in Galveston is about 80% "repurposed", and the rest of the project rolls along.
Most of it has been converted to Parking for those who drive to the Port of Galveston to board a cruise ship of one line or another.
About 25% of the space is nearly complete, being converted to climate controlled storage units.
And another section is being re-vitalized as a small, boutique hotel. Maybe a dozen or two rooms.
The Penthouse, up at about the 15th story or so, is a very nicely appointed rental "Party Room". Pretty much a full-on nightclub and dance hall, but not "open for retail", as a licensed establishment.
You want a reception there, you rent the space, contract the Open Bar, hire the D.J., etc.
But it's proving to be one of the island Hot Spots for the Beautiful People to see and be seen.
I just can't wait to never go there.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 27, 2020 12:01 AM (QzJWU)
I used to brew back when good beer was rare and expensive.
As AOP mentioned, though, there's no shortage of decent beer on the market today. So yeah, not worth the time and trouble today other than as a fun hobby.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 12:02 AM (lbYzk)
closing - I believe at the end of the summer.
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (5WpEK)
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and they took out a perfectly good drag strip to build that POS, back in the day...
bastards.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 12:02 AM (TQ41L)
It didn't, of course.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:47 PM (lbYzk)
yeah that came out all wrong. "I know you never implied such a thing and you know where it came from. I just had an idea the brewery making it now was somewhere else from some reason.
These things are hard to chase down sometimes as there has been such a land grab in beer and in booze. Some people would be shocked who owns what in the end.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:02 AM (n13/j)
She Who Must Be Adored is using a LASER pointer with our rescue kitty Scout. Hilarious. He brings us so much joy.
Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (SGWbP)
Damned gentrification.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (7WaWV)
@LACoScanner 12m
#Breaking #YouCantMakeThisUp #LASD Stolen Hearst w/a body inside. Stolen out of
@PasadenaPD
At St Anthony's Church in #Pasadena
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (lQoe6)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:00 AM (XxJt1)
Thanks. I had a restless night, last night, and had to get up at zero dark thirty to make my doctor appointment, which I managed to do exactly on time.
I have about half a glass of rum and coke left, and when it's done, i will say goodnight, and go to bed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:04 AM (w1WNN)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at February 27, 2020 12:05 AM (gSgAd)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:06 AM (7WaWV)
@PasadenaPD
At St Anthony's Church in #Pasadena
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (lQoe6)
I wonder if it has a Hearse shifter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:07 AM (w1WNN)
terrible stuff.
i'll have to go back on Fryday, when the eagle flies, to get moar so others aren't harmed by it.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 12:07 AM (TQ41L)
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2020 12:08 AM (5WpEK)
My hovercraft is full of eels!
Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 12:08 AM (SGWbP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 12:07 AM (TQ41L)
A noble sacrifice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:09 AM (w1WNN)
how many of their imported jihadists will spread the capt tripps like plague as a pious act of jihad
Posted by: jimmytheclaw chronic insomniac at February 27, 2020 12:09 AM (lEcrC)
@PasadenaPD
At St Anthony's Church in #Pasadena
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (lQoe6)
I wonder if it has a Hearse shifter?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:07 AM (w1WNN)
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they should set up a roadblock at Deadman's Curve...
i mean, where else would they be heading?
of course, if it is a repo, the property inventory is going to be epic!
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 12:09 AM (TQ41L)
plague that, as of a week ago, had all but vanished. I am sort of
wondering if it isn't Valley Fever, which is a lung fungus endemic in
Arizona.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:37 PM (w1WNN)
I don't know if this helps but you are not alone. I have had the same thing for two damn weeks. I keep meaning to hit the doc as I have done everything but, including getting advice from a pharmacist. Same thing, coughing, coughing up crap and just when you think it is over, it comes back. I am no longer coughing up the junk or using mucinex, but I need a day or two of proof to be certain. I never had something last this long. it is a combo cold/flu/chest congestion with no fever.
I think it is over and i was dumb to not see the doc. Such a guy move.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:09 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miklos, 'cause maybe at February 27, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Yuengling San.
(Bows slightly)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 27, 2020 12:10 AM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Nancy at 7000 ft at February 27, 2020 12:11 AM (0tmoY)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 12:12 AM (lbYzk)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 26, 2020 11:53 PM (lbYzk)
they used to chase it down with that wild turkey liquor.
Posted by: Quint at February 26, 2020 11:56 PM (n13/j)
someone knows that song right?
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:12 AM (n13/j)
My hovercraft is full of eels!
Posted by: Ped Xing
A légpárnásom tele van angolnákkal!
And here endeth this evening's lesson in Magyar for Morons.
Posted by: Miklos, sharing at February 27, 2020 12:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, 'cause maybe at February 27, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
And Dedman Headers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:13 AM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 12:03 AM (SGWbP)
The problem with using laser pointers for kitties' playtime is that they never catch the damn thing. They need to catch and kill their toy to feel satisfied/vindicated; hunt/catch/kill/groom/sleep is a cat's life. When kitty gets bored of never catching the laser pointer, kitty will decide it's easier, and more fun, to catch and kill you. You being asleep seems to be the best time for that game.
Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 12:13 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
And Pall bearings?
Posted by: Miklos, 'cause maybe at February 27, 2020 12:10 AM (QzkSJ)
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and you can tell the wake by it's roar...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 12:13 AM (TQ41L)
At St Anthony's Church in #Pasadena
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Well, St. Anthony is the patron saint of lost...things.
Posted by: Miklos, lost and found at February 27, 2020 12:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Feel better soon, AOP. This can't be fun.
**********.
Hokay. I realize this is a double post. But Pixy seems to have it stuck. I cannot remove it. Erase, reload...poof! There it is again. So I'm letting it go through a second time. In the hope that this will satisfy Pixy.
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:15 AM (XxJt1)
antibiotics until a bacterial infection is suspected is simply prudent
practice.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 26, 2020 11:46 PM (w1WNN)
my pharmacist said if what you are coughing up is yellow or green it is an infection. I am not giving net medical advice that is just what she said. I think the net says the same thing or an infection is likely. I ignored that advice and just waited it out. Might not be the best call but so far i think it is over. My advice of course is to get checked.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:17 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miklos, muffled at February 27, 2020 12:18 AM (QzkSJ)
omniglot dot com has translations for 'my hovercraft is full of eels' in probably a hundred languages... hilarious.
Posted by: Ped Xing at February 27, 2020 12:18 AM (SGWbP)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:18 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Grump928(C)
Don't you pack?
Posted by: Wandering alone at February 27, 2020 12:18 AM (a/AB1)
LA County Sheriffs
@LASDHQ 5m
To the suspect(s) driving around in a Black Lincoln Navigator stolen from the 700 blk of Rosemead Bl just after 8PM today in uninc #Pasadena:
Out of all the bad decisions you have made, at least make one good one & bring back the deceased person & casket inside the Navigator.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 12:19 AM (lQoe6)
Posted by: Miklos, sharing at February 27, 2020 12:12 AM
Dicsérjétek az Urat!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:19 AM (7WaWV)
Dixie was good because they used Pontchartrain lake water.
I'm glad they're making Dixie again, have been looking to see when they get retailers near me.
Otherwise, I just have to go to Nawlins, which would be terrible, just awful.
Posted by: Miklos, nest Fest is French Quarter Fest at February 26, 2020 11:46 PM (QzkSJ)
so Abita makes Blackened Voodoo? I like Abita, even the standard ale is very good.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:21 AM (n13/j)
Than the little old body from Pasadena
She drives real fast and she drives real hard
She's a terror out on Colorado Boulevard
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:21 AM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:21 AM (7WaWV)
Any man steals a hearse, gets a night in the box.
Posted by: Miklos, fo so it is written at February 27, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Regis Philbin at February 27, 2020 12:22 AM (a/AB1)
Now to knock off a few pages of Cinderella Man 'afore bed.
Be blessed with blissful sleep - lookinatchoo AOP...
Posted by: Joe Kidd at February 27, 2020 12:22 AM (5WpEK)
I went to that town once that makes it. It is like the town from The Deer Hunter but less welcoming.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 12:23 AM (w1WNN)
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:26 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
Thank you, but the more traditional would be Eljén Miklos úr!
Posted by: Miklos, Köszönöm kedves uram! at February 27, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)
unless that is a movie quote, you might be the first human to say that.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:26 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:26 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 27, 2020 12:28 AM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Miklos, third shift proofreader at February 27, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)
unless that is a movie quote, you might be the first human to say that.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:26 AM
https://invidio.us/watch?v=k_Gn6a3WbYw
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:30 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: R Flagg at February 27, 2020 12:30 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:31 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 12:33 AM (2HjDP)
unless that is a movie quote, you might be the first human to say that.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:26 AM
https://invidio.us/watch?v=k_Gn6a3WbYw
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:30 AM (7WaWV
lol!
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:33 AM (n13/j)
unless that is a movie quote, you might be the first human to say that.
Posted by: Quint
From Monty Python.
For additional humor, quite appropriate-
In the decaying days of Commi-ocialism in Hungary in the '80s, Monty Python was broadcast on Hungarian State TV under the guise of "English language instructional programme".
So, yes, many Hungarians learned their English from Monty Python.
Not me, of course.
No no no no yes
Posted by: Miklos, proficient in language of eel-hovercraft people at February 27, 2020 12:33 AM (QzkSJ)
lap? I'm thinking of switching from this tablet to something with a
keyboard but have the nagging feeling no keyboard works on a lap."
Get yourself a wireless keyboard. They fit on the lap just fine.
Posted by: Customer Service at February 27, 2020 12:33 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:34 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 12:35 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 12:36 AM (L2ZTs)
SEN WARREN: Free shit!
SEN SANDERS: Moar free shit!!
PETE BUTTGIG: Free gay shit!
JOE BIDEN: Ow my balls!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
That top five list is missing something.
Posted by: Quit Slacking Steve!!! at February 27, 2020 12:39 AM (/LQkF)
JOE BIDEN: Ow my balls!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 12:38 AM (L2ZTs)
Shoulda gone with the free gay shit, Joe.
Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 12:39 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Miklos, and I'm no Walter Mondale at February 27, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:40 AM (XxJt1)
Also...
BLOOMBERG: Did you know I could buy and sell everybody on this stage 10 times over? It's true!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 12:41 AM (L2ZTs)
Heh. The Reagan clip is actually better for him getting Mr. Breem's name wrong. Asshat.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 12:41 AM (gd9RK)
https://tinyurl.com/l6ahn32
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 12:42 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miklos, extending and revising at February 27, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: USNtakim at February 27, 2020 12:44 AM (0OmEj)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:40 AM
Phrasing is a Moron skill that can take some time to master...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:44 AM (7WaWV)
Judicial Watch
@JudicialWatch
Judicial Watch received 144 pages of emails between Peter Strzok & Lisa Page that show their direct involvement in the opening of Crossfire Hurricane, the bureau's investigation of alleged collusion between
@realDonaldTrump
campaign & Russia.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 27, 2020 12:44 AM (lQoe6)
Judicial Watch
Artie Johnson's "Verrry interesting" meets Sgt. Schultz.
Posted by: Miklos, not stifling a yawn at February 27, 2020 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 12:47 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 12:49 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
An' git yo damn hand away, boy. 'Nough o that "pebble snatchin'" you young 'uns been on about.
Posted by: Miklos, M.A. in Master Studies at February 27, 2020 12:50 AM (QzkSJ)
And Jerry Jeff's train songs,And "Blue Eyes Cryin' in the rain,
Out in Luckenbach, TexasAin't nobody feelin' no pain.
I miss that Texas.
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:52 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 12:52 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Miklos, misty water flavored memory-enhancing bourbon colors at February 27, 2020 12:52 AM (QzkSJ)
The Miklos, while widely considered to be nocturnal, has been observed at all tiimes of day. Observe this very rare behavior of a wild Miklos showing signs of tiring.
Note the lethargy with which it rolls in mud and the near indifference to its feather preening.
Posted by: BanderNaturalist at February 27, 2020 12:53 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia
That water cycle won't renew itself, you know.
Posted by: Miklos, flushing *quietly* at February 27, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: BanderNaturalist
The species reserves energy and belly fat for the intense Mocking Season, which begins in September every four years.
Posted by: Marlon Perkins, sending Jim to feed it beer and whiskey at February 27, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 12:57 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:59 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:00 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 12:52 AM (XxJt1)
same. I remember when S.A. was a cool town.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 01:00 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Peter Strzokin' at February 27, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)
And as someone in recovery I must point out that there appears to many who have a drinking problem.
I just got my 60 day chip and I think that qualifies me to tell you about your problems. Now I ain't spent to much on this step thing since I already know what you all need to do.
I realized quickly it was the drinking that made me into an insufferable know it all asshole but that was then and this is now.
If any of want to learn about how to get happy I am willing to share from vast experience.
Let me know
Posted by: One day at February 27, 2020 01:00 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 01:01 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 01:04 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: creeper
Linguists trace the origin of "Miklos" to the Indo-European root "Im Klosd", indicating "bar tab".
Posted by: Prof. Dr. DR. Miklos Blasey-Ford at February 27, 2020 01:04 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 01:05 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Miklos, responding to unsolicited advice with same at February 27, 2020 01:07 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:09 AM (tAuzy)
Lt. Alfred E. Newman was a real lush on that deployment.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:10 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:11 AM (tAuzy)
Nikki Haley on Hannidiot. I missed it earlier.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:12 AM (f1Vqw)
May I bring up a peeve? It's a slow ONT so I am going to insist on my peeve privilege.
A thing went around the interwebs saying that lox is the oldest proto Indo European (PIE) word, unchanged over the millennia.
No. Lachs in German and Lax in Swedish mean Atlantic Salmon. Lox in Yiddish means cured smoked Atlantic Salmon, because that's the form in which it would reach the shtetls.
Lox Lachs Lax is a strictly North Atlantic Baltic word for a fish that doesn't live in other places and there's no reason that it would be an ancient PIE word because they didn't have lox in those places.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 01:12 AM (gd9RK)
I'm not sure about that.
Sometimes it's time to go home, to meet again.
Johnny Cash was not without a religious understanding.
Posted by: Miklos at February 27, 2020 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Fiat Lox.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:12 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:13 AM (tAuzy)
Clempson made me an insufferable know it all asshole, not C2H5OH.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:14 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Yep.
That theory lacks something.
Posted by: proto-Miklos at February 27, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Of course, there was a lot of C2H5OH flowing at Clempson. Also,other stuff.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:15 AM (f1Vqw)
SEN SANDERS: Moar free shit!!
PETE BUTTGIG: Free gay shit!
JOE BIDEN: Ow my balls!!
Posted by: qdpsteve
SEN KLOBACHAR: I'm from the midwest!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 01:16 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:16 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: publius,
Well, they did teach you some Latin, apparently.
Posted by: Miklos, quasi-Gamecock at February 27, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 01:17 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Se. KLOBUCHAR: I'm, OVER HERE and I also HAVE A VAGINA and it's NOT AS DUSTY AT THAT BITCH
Posted by: Miklos, expressing using the Language of the People at February 27, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:19 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 01:19 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Miklos, Inquiring Minds want to Know at February 27, 2020 01:20 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
--------
Downsizing the 850 was a mistake.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 01:20 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:20 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 27, 2020 01:22 AM (I99aF)
Bander can you tell us more about this obsession? Have you always been hung up on fish?
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 01:23 AM (XxJt1)
Fiat justitia ruat caelum, dammit.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:23 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius,
Would make a catchy bagpipe tune, if Mr. Barr gets me drift.
Claymores, bayonets, Roman spatha, I'm not picky.
Posted by: Miklos, hasn't been a Rising of the Clans since 1776, in North Carolina at February 27, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Peto landicum Fulivae.
That was found inscribed on a Roman projectile. It means "I seek Fulvia's clitoris".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:26 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:26 AM (7WaWV)
Hah. Challenge accepted. The bagel began its life as the bialy, a donut shaped bread object from shtetls in Bialystock, which I think is in Belarus these days but might have been Polish, Russian, Ukranian, or SomethingElse when bialys were invented.
People there change borders regularly for reasons which are ill-understood.
New York Jews invented boiling bialy dough before baking it. Also they think their water is better than everyone else's. This innovation took a couple of hundred years to migrate back to the Jewish homelands, I think Israel got its first bagel shop in the early 2000s.
I am aware that this essay has nothing to do with the etymology of the word "bagel", but I want a 100 for the wealth of superfluous detail.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, the eager 8th grader at February 27, 2020 01:27 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: not so at February 26, 2020 11:07 PM (HALdu)
The Moon is a Harsh Pimp
Posted by: Bobby Heinlein at February 27, 2020 01:28 AM (ufFY8)
Hey that would be a MacGuffin - the Great Golden Dildo of Ramalamadingdong.... it's a religious artifact. Really.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:28 AM (2HjDP)
That was found inscribed on a Roman projectile. It means "I seek Fulvia's clitoris".
Posted by: publius
And I thought "clitoris" was Latin for "clitoris".
So, what does "clitoris" mean in Latin?
Posted by: Miklosius Confundus at February 27, 2020 01:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 01:30 AM (XxJt1)
Let me know
Posted by: One day at February 27, 2020 01:00 AM (Pgcou)
Oh bloody hell. If you want to be happy, marry your best friend, stay in love no matter what, give more than you get and then, if you feel like it, get blotto when the mood takes you.
Sorry, not everyone has a drinking problem, my friend.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2020 01:31 AM (vVOK2)
Every three weeks, on a Saturday night, there is a thread dedicated to my obsession with fish.
I care about the Linnean binomials of fish names, the mating habits of fish, fish migration, how to catch fish, the superior of saltwater fish to freshwater fish, looking at aquarium fish, eating cooked fish, eating Japanese raw fish, the difference between bony fish and cartilagenous fish, andadromous and cartilagnenous fish...
Posted by: Bandersnatch, the eager 8th grader at February 27, 2020 01:32 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:32 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2020 01:33 AM (vVOK2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:33 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, the eager 8th grader
100 overflowing points awarded, and yes, you can go to 9th grade next year, where the girls are starting their ways to glorious womanhood.
They'll all be lesbians or trannies by then though. Sorry.
Posted by: Miklos, Misguidance Counselor at February 27, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 01:33 AM (2HjDP)
Better than being a pencil-necked fag democrat from a failing city in the Midwest...
Well, pretty much anything would be better than that.
Posted by: tcn in AK at February 27, 2020 01:34 AM (vVOK2)
Hamm's, the beer refreshing.
Hamm's, the beer refreshing.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 27, 2020 12:00 AM (lbYzk)
The Cubs are on WGN Channel 9 again?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 27, 2020 01:35 AM (ufFY8)
Urceatim semper pluit...
Taedet intus nos manere...
Numquam potest sol splendere...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:36 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Pickled & then some at February 27, 2020 01:36 AM (Tc6m0)
I'm no expert on Latin, I just know a little, and of course get a kick out of dirty words and dirty talk in Latin.
Clitoris comes from Greek (deriving from a word for "key" -- it's the key to a woman's heart, one might say and related to "tickle"). Clitorides is listed as the "post classical Latin" word.
In Roman times, the word for clit was "landicum" in all sorts of declensions. Interestingly, it was considered the most obscene word in the tongue and was never used in formal writing. Only vulgar tongue.
THere are a couple instances of puns being based on it used in Senate speeches.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:36 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:38 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 27, 2020 01:39 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia
Hmmm....where is it...
I hope it is around somewhere.
Years ago some friends gave me an official (!) Calvin and Hobbes collection in Latin.
Posted by: Miklosius,salve and other assorted pleasantries at February 27, 2020 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:42 AM (tAuzy)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, the eager 8th grader at February 27, 2020 01:42 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:43 AM (tAuzy)
Lox Lachs Lax is a strictly North Atlantic Baltic word for a fish that doesn't live in other places and there's no reason that it would be an ancient PIE word because they didn't have lox in those places.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 01:12 AM (gd9RK)
Oooh, so it was imported. Very classy.
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 27, 2020 01:43 AM (Wm5SB)
I know nothing about fish except what my dad taught me...that time spent fishing does not come off your allotted lifespan.
The corollary to that is, "The object is not to catch fish. It is to go fishing." Dad understood priorities.
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 01:44 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, the eager 8th grader at February 27, 2020 01:42 AM
"Pedicabo et irrumabo"? That Catullus?
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:45 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch, the eager 8th grader at February 27, 2020 01:45 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:46 AM (7WaWV)
Landicum-I get the last three letters, but this is a neuter noun.
Agricola, Nauta, Poeta-masculine nouns with feminine endings.
But landicum?
Oh- there is a Hungarian drink called Unicum, since the 18th century.
They don't use that name in the US market, because Reasons.
Posted by: Miklos, so many knowledges at February 27, 2020 01:46 AM (QzkSJ)
So, what does "clitoris" mean in Latin?
Posted by: Miklosius
--------
Uncertain, but 'Fulvia' means 'Lancia'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 27, 2020 01:48 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:48 AM (7WaWV)
Be well, Morons. Hasty banana.
Posted by: creeper at February 27, 2020 01:49 AM (XxJt1)
Yeah, that one. I didn't know that, I don't know much of anything, especially Latin, but I've had an on again off again girlfriend in Italy for the last twentyish years who pulls "odi et amo" (#85) on me on a regular basis.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 01:50 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Ah. The unreliable one.
High maintenance.
A shame to those who possess.
Posted by: Miklos, shrugging like Tony at February 27, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Rusty Nail at February 27, 2020 01:22 AM (I99aF)
Ace mentioned something about advertiser's page scanners not liking that word. So, liking advertising, Ace doesn't use it on the main page.
I think I got that right.
Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 01:52 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
I hope "odi" is the other guy.
Posted by: Miklos, with positive waves, man at February 27, 2020 01:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pickled & then some at February 27, 2020 01:54 AM (Tc6m0)
Posted by: Teddy "Miklos" Roosevelt, on the stump at February 27, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)
My bad. Landica, or Landicam.
The inscription on the projectile was "Peto landicam Fulviae". I see another one (Pompeii whorehouse graffiti) referred to "Landicosa" which they translate as "big clit". Figuratively, it meant a woman with a very healthy sexual appetite. "Yeah, Claudius, she's got a bit clit, if you know what I mean".
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 01:55 AM (f1Vqw)
Nope. She hates me. We're the loves of each other's lives and we can't stand each other.
Did I mention Italian?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 01:56 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 01:57 AM (7WaWV)
see some of the great carbon belchers here: https://tinyurl.com/wp5dla4
some fine motor vehicles for sure and another link for rolling coal on protesters.. if you live in a heavy protest area and have a diesel you gotta get a kit to do this:
https://tinyurl.com/j6g52bk
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 01:57 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 27, 2020 01:42 AM (tAuzy)
'Hoi polloi' is one of those phrases/words that many mistake the meaning of because it looks/sounds like it means one thing, but actually means the opposite. Many people think 'hoi polloi' means the elite when it actually means the common people, the great unwashed. Or, in Hillary-speak, us deplorables.
Posted by: RickZ at February 27, 2020 01:59 AM (Y8PSl)
Ah. Ok.
"landicam" would be direct object of "landica".
Which sounds like "candyland".
Posted by: Non-Freudian Miklos at February 27, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)
If any of want to learn about how to get happy I am willing to share from vast experience.
Let me know
Posted by: One day
About 5824 days ahead of you putz your brain's still toxified but there's hope for it. Your ego, might be a lost cause.
Posted by: Regis Philbin at February 27, 2020 02:00 AM (a/AB1)
Posted by: NZFrank
Hoi polloi is Greek, mate.
Posted by: Miklosioisuos, not one iota of difference at February 27, 2020 02:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 02:01 AM (7WaWV)
The confusion arises from the fact that it's also Latin for "never draw to an inside straight".
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 02:03 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Have either of you offered to give Ace Vespa lessons?
Or a workshop on Trevi Fountain dancing?
Posted by: Miklos, livin' La Dolce Vita at February 27, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
Or a workshop on Trevi Fountain dancing?
Posted by: Miklos, livin' La Dolce Vita at February 27, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)
I think the Ikea shelf-building workshop didn't take, either.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 27, 2020 02:04 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 02:05 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Miklos, hasn't been a Rising of the Clans since 1776, in North Carolina
Ne Obliviscaris
Posted by: Regis Philbin at February 27, 2020 02:08 AM (a/AB1)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt
Well, IKEA is Swedish, and apparently the Bikini Team Installers got distracted.
Bad Ace, bad bad Ace.
Posted by: Miklos, c'est la vie en rose ('cause Piaf was earlier) at February 27, 2020 02:09 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
I want it in Panavision.
Posted by: Miklos, in the third row at February 27, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, cashing the last Joe2020 check, no malarkey at February 27, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 02:14 AM (gd9RK)
Hoi hoi hoi
Black berry
hoi hoi hoi
Elderberry
Pass that bottle to me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0lmX06odhw
Posted by: Miklos, Sticks, and Brownie McGee at February 27, 2020 02:16 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: corona virus at February 27, 2020 02:16 AM (Agdto)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:17 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: raimondo corona virus on tap at February 27, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: publius
Your thoughts are pure, my son.
Posted by: Miklos, with hash from the Jesuits at February 27, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)
That reminds me, Laura once told a story of the legendary Strom cornering her in an elevator. I think he tried to tickle her key or something.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:20 AM (f1Vqw)
I'm not going to scroll up to see if that means "girl parts", but if it does you're not wrong.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 02:20 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Peter, Paul and Murray at February 27, 2020 02:20 AM (a/AB1)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:22 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius,
Button
You gotta push the button
Ain't got time for courtin' in no damn elevator
Posted by: J. Strom Thurmond at February 27, 2020 02:25 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 02:26 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 02:29 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: German in Hungary is called Nemet at February 27, 2020 02:30 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 27, 2020 02:31 AM (6rS3m)
What happened to your Zyclon B hash?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 27, 2020 02:34 AM (gd9RK)
Donna Shalala is one ugly broad. To quote Fred Sanford of Aunt Esther, she just needs a piece of Saran wrap for a Halloween mask.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:34 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Kindltot
I haven't eaten beets in at least sixty days.
*hand extended, awaiting non-Participation prize*
Posted by: Miklos, and nose for the foreseeable future neither at February 27, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Change of ISP. I like the Jesuit one "they" gave me.
Posted by: Miklos, with all kinda indulgences at February 27, 2020 02:37 AM (QzkSJ)
It's been about 5 weeks since I've last taken an NSAID. Well, they've got me on 2 baby aspirins per day since the surgery, but they don't want me to start back with the higher doses for another couple of weeks.
Do I get a prize for that?
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:38 AM (f1Vqw)
Woah, dude, sign me up pronto. So then I spot the sidebar rant on ole AllahP ovah heah.
As some might know, I've been advocating Operation Chaos votes for Bernie in SC for a few weeks now. Yesterday, I mentioned that as an added bonus, it will give Chris Matthews a case of the sadz.
But if you act now, I can throw in AP, as an added addled bonus. Make him weep into his Cheetos stained crotch.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 02:38 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 02:40 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Miklos, and nose for the foreseeable future neither
Here, hold one day's beer.
Posted by: Deer in the headlights at February 27, 2020 02:40 AM (a/AB1)
Posted by: publius
Perhaps, but you really should tell Miley about those "baby aspirins".
If that's what they call them.
Posted by: Miklos, from fatherhood.org, which is .gov in fact at February 27, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)
One day, congrats on the 60 day chip. That is a hard thing, and you do it to do better things in the future.
Posted by: Kindltot
I haven't eaten beets in at least sixty days.
*hand extended, awaiting non-Participation prize*
Posted by: Miklos, and nose for the foreseeable future neither
========
Everyone's a champion!
*lights up, orders KFC on GrubHub*
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 27, 2020 02:41 AM (G51Gf)
I was sort on the fence about voting for Bernie in the SC primary here Saturday. And if I voted I was wondering if Bernie was really the best vote for maximum disruption/chaos.
And then I read that screed from AllahCuckAssPussy and now I'm all in to feel the Bern.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:43 AM (f1Vqw)
if he cry's on air and pees his pants go for it Gnu...
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 02:44 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at February 27, 2020 02:44 AM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Miklos, doing early AM assonance at February 27, 2020 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)
And then I read that screed from AllahCuckAssPussy and now I'm all in to feel the Bern.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:43 AM (f1Vqw)
Excellent! Be sure and wash your hands afterwards though.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 02:45 AM (XF4b8)
You know, they haven't labelled 81 mg low dose aspirin as "baby aspirin" for years (Reye's syndrome fears in children and teenagers), but every doctor around here, including the younger ones, still call it baby aspirin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:46 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: publius
Saturday is MAGA hat day at the SC Primary!
Posted by: Miklos, with a full set of metric monkey wrenches at February 27, 2020 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 02:44 AM (MkAqo)
Oh I wish I could, but I'm in MS... We don't do our primary until May, fer cryin' out loud, after most of the fun is over. But I will vote for Bernie then.
It's gonna feel weird, asking for a Dem ballot.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 02:49 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: GnuBreed
REMINDER
South Carolina election law does NOT require any primary voter to accept a hug, caress, or other touching from Joseph Robinette Biden or ANY SURROGATE
Posted by: Miklos, mask + MAGA hat will be a good look at February 27, 2020 02:51 AM (QzkSJ)
I know. That's what I was worried about, just not knowing if I could make myself do it. But I just have to say I want to vote in the Democrat primary, not that I am a Democrat.
Still, a couple of the hillybilly heroin pills they've given might help loosen me up for it.
Miley has to drive me anyway. She did let me drive my truck once, about 4 miles, but said no more until the doc clears me. And she means it. She's keeping me on the straight and narrow with the exercises. No slacking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:52 AM (f1Vqw)
I hear burnee bots want to start making red hats with:
MACA on them to confuse voters to vote for him...
Make America Cuba Already... will have a hammer and sickle on the back.. and be commie red
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 02:53 AM (MkAqo)
Actually, no.
There is no Republican primary this year.
Only on the Demonrat side.
Posted by: Miklos, ward 2A at February 27, 2020 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: GnuBreed"
I would be more weirded out for voting communist....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 02:55 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Man who wears wooden shoes at February 27, 2020 02:56 AM (a/AB1)
Posted by: Man who wears wooden shoes"
As long as Sanders was your INTENT it counts...and no hanging chads...
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:00 AM (MkAqo)
I was just looking. There will be a state office primary in June. And voting in the Dem presidential primary will not affect your ability to vote in these state office primaries as a Republican, I see.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 03:00 AM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at February 27, 2020 03:01 AM (YqED9)
Posted by: Summer of Love at February 27, 2020 03:03 AM (FJrl0)
And dont forget Leader of the Pack - Look out! Look out! Look out!
Posted by: MHK at February 27, 2020 03:06 AM (iQIUe)
You know, they haven't labelled 81 mg low dose aspirin as "baby
aspirin" for years (Reye's syndrome fears in children and teenagers),
but every doctor around here, including the younger ones, still call it
baby aspirin.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:46 AM (f1Vqw)
Yes, I have to take one of those every day for a heart attack many years ago.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 03:09 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Goth chick who cuts herself at February 27, 2020 03:10 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 27, 2020 03:19 AM (qu1px)
Posted by: Vic"
Me to Vic.. wasn't a heart attack but something happened to make my heart deficient after a Abdominal Aorta Aneurysm...I get the cherry
flavor so they be like candy....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:22 AM (MkAqo)
commie fart is 78 now and normal persons age 2x normal in the
Pres slot...
The get off my lawn perpetually pissed burnee is likely to age 3x normal with his short fuse and finger wagging...
his income is around 600,000. not bad for socialist commie who hates capitalism.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:33 AM (MkAqo)
my truck once, about 4 miles, but said no more until the doc clears me.
And she means it. She's keeping me on the straight and narrow with the
exercises. No slacking.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 27, 2020 02:52 AM (f1Vqw)
---
good for her: too damn many things can go wrong with joint replacement surgery...
during the procedure AND afterwards. (ask me how i know)
tell her i said "good j*b!"
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 03:41 AM (TQ41L)
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:42 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 03:43 AM (TQ41L)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 03:44 AM (TQ41L)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 03:46 AM (TQ41L)
Yeah I loved that one couple more:
Last Kiss, I want my baby back......
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:50 AM (MkAqo)
happened to make my heart deficient after a Abdominal Aorta Aneurysm...I
get the cherry
flavor so they be like candy....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:22 AM (MkAqo)
My original heart doc had me taking one 300mg aspirin every day. I got a new cardiologist and he bumped it down to 81 mg.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 03:55 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:55 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 03:58 AM (TQ41L)
My heart doc, for whatever reason, did not want me to take aspirin at all.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 03:59 AM (Y4EXg)
Holy shit I hope it wasn't because you were in pain??? He probably abused the opioid prescriptions too....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:59 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 03:59 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tu7x6y5
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 04:00 AM (Y4EXg)
https://tinyurl.com/vh4k49p
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:00 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/t3362el
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/vvjdf5s
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
Fiery fight in the House over a 2nd amendment hearing when a Democrat led witness said nobody has ever been killed who was blocked from carrying a gun. Of course the Communist chair tried to silence the Republican who disputed this obvious lie.
https://tinyurl.com/ux7cwo5
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/yxx53k2f
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/r3q9cwy
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
I would assume so,, we don't hate we get even........with glee...
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 04:02 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/s4atk9a
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qsodq8
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:03 AM (mpXpK)
How stupid can these liberals be with this incredibly stupid saying?
https://tinyurl.com/tx8556p
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 04:04 AM (Y4EXg)
https://tinyurl.com/ujk687k
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
I have been saying that for weeks. The only Democrats left in SC are blacks and not one of the Democrat candidates is black. And blacks predominately vote for blacks and if there isn't one running they will turn out in much lower numbers. The Democrats don't have much chance of winning SC anyway, now they will have even less.
https://tinyurl.com/r3z8tyo
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
If I put "Bernie Brezhnev", my intent is pretty clear.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 04:05 AM (OiC69)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/suqw2yn
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/wy9wzuk
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 03:55 AM (mpXpK)
---
ya learn something new every day.
i didn't know there was a 300mg aspirin tab out there on the market.
fun fact: if aspirin were introduced today, it would be a prescription medication, because of all the side effects, interactions and cautions.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 27, 2020 04:06 AM (TQ41L)
https://tinyurl.com/snowk87
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tgyegw2
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/rh4gct5
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
The desth count in the Miller-Coors (MolsonCoors) shooting was changed to 5, plus the shooter. All were employees.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:07 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
Saudi Arabia will block foreigner's trips to Mecca this year over fears of the coronavirus.
https://tinyurl.com/udjxgbl
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/v2fktlo
And that's it for today. Now that links are posted (a lot today) I will go fix breakfast.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:08 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:09 AM (ZCEU2)
Depends, Vic.
"My 80% friend is not my 20% enemy"
-Ronald Reagan
Posted by: Reagan voter Miklos at February 27, 2020 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)
"My original heart doc had me taking one 300mg aspirin every day"
Holy shit I hope it wasn't because you were in pain??? He probably abused the opioid prescriptions too....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 03:59 AM (MkAqo)
No pain, and I have since read that almost every cardiologist in the US wants you to take aspirin after a heart attack and it really does no good if you are taking blood thinners like plavix.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:10 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:14 AM (kz2HU)
The no pain is good Vic... My doc said Metoprolol Succinate and low doseaspirin for the rest of my miserable life... and now I've started going tothe gym as I still have breathing problems..
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 04:18 AM (MkAqo)
Succinate and low doseaspirin for the rest of my miserable life... and
now I've started going tothe gym as I still have breathing problems..
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 04:18 AM (MkAqo)
Yeah I am taking that too.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:23 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)
Very sad day in these parts.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:30 AM (kz2HU)
Wonder what made that Milwaukee mass murderer go off.
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)
We will get a lot of conjecture but if he was a minority or a muzzy we will never hear about it.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 04:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:35 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:37 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 04:40 AM (ZCEU2)
President Trump pushed out an Ash Wednesday message yesterday.
https://tinyurl.com/sb69tvs
Not covered by the media - whoda thunk it!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 04:41 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:46 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:47 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 27, 2020 04:56 AM (kz2HU)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 05:00 AM (mpXpK)
Can't be a leftard's most feared AR-15 or they'd be all
non stop Assault weapon Assault weapon Assault weapon
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:02 AM (MkAqo)
expressed fear about the impact of cannabis on developing brains"
we shouldn't worry too much as the leftarded edumacation system has dumbed down VT kids to the point of not using their brain....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:11 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 05:14 AM (2BZBZ)
Saw that yesterday. I always liked his Dirk Pitt books. They were fun, light reads.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 05:16 AM (3kwD9)
"Ebony Eyes," by the Everly Brothers.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch
Delilah by Tom Jones
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 05:18 AM (arJlL)
Anybody else noticed a surge in colorized and restored public domain SF movies?
They actually look v. good to excellent. I've been surprised.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 27, 2020 05:21 AM (oHkmq)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt - Cub Fan at February 27, 2020 05:24 AM (ufFY8)
AZ Vic? Try UT.
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 05:14 AM (2BZBZ)
Yeah, he is currently in UT until he loses there then he will migrate like the locust he is to another "Red State".
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 05:26 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 27, 2020 05:27 AM (iTXRQ)
haven't seen the SyFi's but in old war movies it makes them seem more real even with the hack job colorization..
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:27 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:29 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 27, 2020 05:30 AM (iTXRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/t9pev4u
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 05:31 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 27, 2020 05:32 AM (oHkmq)
Says 45 minutes to destination with increasing traffic making it longer so a late start doesn't really help getting there or out.
Have a great day horde.
Rich Zeoli 1210am Philadelphia is convinced the Democrats will stop Bernie somehow and Bloomie is going to be their buying and paid for man.
Posted by: Skip at February 27, 2020 05:33 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 27, 2020 05:33 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Vic
--
"And that's the way it wasn't."
What a lying, pretentious sack.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:34 AM (Y4EXg)
I agree that Cussler was good fun. Even the offshoot novels managed to sometimes capture the Pitt spirit.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 27, 2020 05:35 AM (oHkmq)
Something else that happened on this date in 1968, Walter The Cronkite
gave his famous show closing full of lies about the Vietnam War.
Posted by: Vic
--
"And that's the way it wasn't."
What a lying, pretentious sack.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:34 AM (Y4EXg)
And I remember seeing that show. A few years later in 1972 I was Vietnam war zone of the Enterprise.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 05:36 AM (mpXpK)
It's just so funny that they let him in to their primaries. And Bloomberg.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 05:37 AM (DCYln)
It's just so funny that they let him in to their primaries. And Bloomberg.
Posted by: t-bird
Rules, schmules.
Posted by: DNC - how dare you question our virtue at February 27, 2020 05:39 AM (Y4EXg)
5 quatloos says you guys can't flog this thread past 1000 posts.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 27, 2020 05:41 AM (oHkmq)
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:42 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus
Oh Yeah ?
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 05:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:43 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 05:43 AM (arJlL)
Ar you surest was a northern pile?
And why was it in your underwear?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 05:44 AM (tT0V4)
Hope they were Duluth Trading Post underwear JT...
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:45 AM (MkAqo)
Notice no Party given, Of course she is a Democrat. If she had been a Republican it would have been in the first paragraph.
https://tinyurl.com/vbke4p5
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 05:45 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: beanervt
---
On no pants days, Duluth wears are the only ones my wife allows me to wear.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:46 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Vic
---
I honestly do not think the media does itself, or the Dems (BIRM), any favors when they do this shit. Only the willfully ignorant, admittedly, there are a bunch of them, don't see what is going on.
For folks on the fence, this stuff is telling - especially in that the party affiliation is only hidden for the Dems.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 05:50 AM (Y4EXg)
Back to bed.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 27, 2020 05:50 AM (2HjDP)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 27, 2020 05:51 AM (oHkmq)
Hey Tonypete... she must think you look sexy in 'em but according to the ad's you can also wrassle a barr in 'em
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:51 AM (MkAqo)
Good news: Time for coffee
Posted by: sinalco at February 27, 2020 05:57 AM (yODqO)
apprehended trying to cross the border with flu like symptoms...
Thanks for the Wall Money you freaking witch Nazi Pisslousy.....
Making Americans unsafe is job one for the botox queen....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 05:59 AM (MkAqo)
Or is it a case of trying to get a piece of that cash cow before the other cities do?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:01 AM (tT0V4)
From the "figure out your carbon number" from above,
"to eating meat and dairy, each choice and activity in the modern world carries its own carbon emissions."
I like how they are giving you a free pass if you eat farm to table soy beans.
Also, why is it always called carbon emissions? Why isn't it called carbon dioxide emissions?
It sounds like I'm emitting charcoal.
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:02 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 27, 2020 06:06 AM (oHkmq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:07 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2020 06:09 AM (1BIQV)
this is the middle ages cure you'd expect from the muzz world....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 06:09 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 27, 2020 06:10 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Colin
The pelosi one was good too !
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:12 AM (WI7YS)
Here, let me save you 13 minutes of your life, and offer the summary --
I'm sorry... I got caught.
Now, to each person I just saved 13 minutes of your life, you owe those minutes to me. I'll find something useful for you to do, the driveway needs edging for example.
Time for some math, fuck the rules, there are 50k unique commenters per year here, the number of lurkers has been estimated at 10 times that number, that's a potential 1/2 million 'saves' * 13 minutes.
Fuck, I'm rich. Wait, I have to multiply that equation by the percentage of likely viewers of the video here...
Fuckity. I'm in the hole, ain't I? Meh. Better than the barrel.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:12 AM (XF4b8)
When in the tri-desert area, be sure to visit Qom's Religious center. Free camel parking, almost clean drinking water available....
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:13 AM (vd8XM)
Could be shitting diamonds.
Just sayin'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
D'ya think anybody ever made a log cabin out of turds ?
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:13 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:13 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:14 AM (arJlL)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 27, 2020 06:16 AM (ceIDk)
Up and enjoying the video of the float in a Mardi Grasof Hillary and
Jeffrey Epstein. Worth a look if you haven't seen it on YouTube.
Posted by: Colin at February 27, 2020 06:09 AM (1BIQ
Ace had a post on it yesterday.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 06:18 AM (mpXpK)
Can't find data specific to San Francisco.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:18 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 06:18 AM (Y4EXg)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
When do you leave B'more? Can I still get a letter to you?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:19 AM (tT0V4)
Can't find data specific to San Francisco.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Coronavirus got to SF, and got scared off.
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:20 AM (tT0V4)
Ron White has a similar story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neUaSTSKFZc
Strangely enough, it involves an arrest.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:20 AM (XF4b8)
just putting that out there
screw it
have a good day
Posted by: DB- just DB, thought leader & reluctant balloonist at February 27, 2020 06:21 AM (iTXRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/wecpoq9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:21 AM (WI7YS)
From the "figure out your carbon number" from above,
"to eating meat and dairy, each choice and activity in the modern world carries its own carbon emissions."
I like how they are giving you a free pass if you eat farm to table soy beans.
Also, why is it always called carbon emissions? Why isn't it called carbon dioxide emissions?
It sounds like I'm emitting charcoal.
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:02 AM (vd8XM)
I had some nice ribeyes recently, nicely carbonized I may or may not have made some impressive carbon emissions, too.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 06:21 AM (1CjJc)
No disclosed cases in San Francisco. It is to get their hands on the money. Where it will do the most good, nautch.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce"
Fuk ya,, fight that shit with shit.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 06:24 AM (MkAqo)
If only there was a world-wide feedback mechanism that would take CO₂ out of the atmosphere and release oxygen as a waste product.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:24 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:25 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:26 AM (WI7YS)
I need a primer on how AoSHQ clicks and comments and ads sends money to Ace and the CoB's dental plan.
Ace must be doing well, as in the last year or so he mentions he has friends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:27 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT
No kidding. I remember wyyou got two pieces for a penny.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:29 AM (SMh/7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Well, there *might* be one. It was announced yesterday that the first case in the US from "an unknown source" was found in northern CA. Exactly where in 'northern CA' is unknown also, but as you might expect
There is a strong chance 'northern CA' = San Fran.
Pelosi just did a little photo op tour in San Fran, to alloy fears there. Chinatowns, worldwide, are suffering from a dearth of tourist traffic.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:31 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: flounder
I think that would be a carbon neutral scenario.
Good Job!!
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 06:38 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: t-bird
In India?
Trump's fault!!!
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:39 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Bruce
THAT right there is the tell.
Those tractors, separating equipment and bagging machines don't run on wishes and unicorn farts.
Plastic bags? Oil. And all it's assorted carbon footprints.
It's all about dogma at that point.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 06:39 AM (MjyI6)
A commenter later wrote that he's from Solano County and being treated in Sacramento.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 06:39 AM (Z1eux)
Posted by: rickb223
You just can't blame the dogs.
Catma has a lot to do with it too.
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:40 AM (vd8XM)
This anti-Muslim hate must be denounced by some members of our legislature....yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)
Gonna be a bright, sunshiny day here. I may get something in my eye and not be able to see being at work. That would necessitate going to the driving range after lunch.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2020 06:41 AM (saIjW)
May you all be sparks of happiness in others. Hand washing is the new head on a swivel. Because COVID-19 has a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 27, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:43 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
I'm sure the MSM would write you an excuse.
They have excuses for everything too.
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:43 AM (vd8XM)
Thanks for the Wall Money you freaking witch Nazi Pisslousy.....
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An article I read yesterday said that only 3 states even have the ability to test for the virus -- CA, Illinois and a third one that I've already forgotten. I wonder if the BP has the ability to test them? Or did they just give them a bus pass to Houston or Tucson or whatever, and tell them to be on their way?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 27, 2020 06:45 AM (k4dH2)
Pelousy bitches - not enough.
PDT says "Fine, give me more. Your move."
Pelousy - HA! Got ya - wait a minute. . . .
My President is a genius.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 06:46 AM (Y4EXg)
Pelousy - HA! Got ya - wait a minute. . . .
My President is a genius."
That was a pretty good presser.
Trump was like 'This shouldn't be politicized, but since it has been by Nancy and Chuckie, let's do this'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:49 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 06:39 AM (Z1eux)
That's in the SF Bay area, yes? Of course, separating the wheat from the chaff in online commentary is tough, but your mention doesn't disprove what I read and mentioned as a possibility.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:49 AM (XF4b8)
now checking people with symptoms
like
driving a subaru
ordering kale at a diner
excessive battery purchases
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 06:50 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 06:51 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: REDACTED
How many batteries are too many?
Is there a magazine on those things?
At some time, you have enough batteries.
I don't even want to mention the black thing that goes up...
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:53 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:12 AM
Our goal isn't for you to be in the hole, it's to be the hole.
Posted by: Zen Barrel at February 27, 2020 06:54 AM (DMUuz)
Heh! Unfortunately, an afternoon at the driving range means 3-4 hours of homework later that evening. The schedule, it must be adhered to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2020 06:54 AM (saIjW)
Heh! Unfortunately, an afternoon at the driving range means 3-4 hours of homework later that evening. The schedule, it must be adhered to.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
There's always a catch
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 06:56 AM (vd8XM)
We could
Seal the borders
Test every individual in the nation
Take and record biometric data on every person tested.
Require Identification be presented on demand to ensure accuracy in tracking contact and testing.
Isolate any individual hoisin the country illegally.
Or, we could try to teach folk not to lick door knobs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:56 AM (tT0V4)
I need a primer on how AoSHQ clicks and comments and ads sends money to Ace and the CoB's dental plan.
Ace must be doing well, as in the last year or so he mentions he has friends.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
All I know is, Ace brings a roll of nickels to the annual board meeting with the cobs......
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:57 AM (arJlL)
It's part of the Bay Area, yes, but it's by no means SF. It's more Vallejo and out the Sacramento and I-80 towards (naturally) Sacramento.
Posted by: t-bird at February 27, 2020 06:58 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 06:58 AM (tT0V4)
Pelousy bitches - not enough.
As I currently understand it, Trump has requested $2.5 billion. Schumer, however, has upped the ante and requested $8.5 billion.
Fine, whatever, let's do what we can to stop the spread of this killer. It's gonna whack us. How hard, we don't know.
And trump was telling the truth in his news conference when he talked about the early moves he made, and the press criticism he faced for it.
And now, they are claiming he hasn't done enough. Sigh.
Shades of Katrina.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:59 AM (XF4b8)
The incredible thing is how deeply embedded these commies are in America, what with Bernie, his WorldVision friends and all the Islamic groups marching arm-in-arm along with Justice Democrats and singing the Internationale.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 06:59 AM (NVYyb)
Cannibalism could vector the disease through the consumption of infected person soup.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:00 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Yummm,
Cream of Soylent Green
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)
Isn't a olJarhead suppose to be at the shooting range not the driving range????
LCpl 0331
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:01 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
We'd get them in quicker to fix them?
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at February 27, 2020 07:03 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's"
Zackly,,, if it saves just one life...
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:03 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:03 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:03 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:03 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:04 AM (/o1hC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 07:05 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Zen Barrel at February 27, 2020 06:54 AM (DMUuz)
30 Days In The Hole
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdXjm8pZMws
All I know is, Ace brings a roll of nickels to the annual board meeting with the cobs......
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 06:57 AM (arJlL)
Ahh, the Payback strategy for negotiating with the Mob. Al Capone used the baseball bat theory.
Either way, I want video.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:05 AM (XF4b8)
We could
Seal the borders
Test every individual in the nation
Take and record biometric data on every person tested.
Require Identification be presented on demand to ensure accuracy in tracking contact and testing.
Isolate any individual hoisin the country illegally.
Or, we could try to teach folk not to lick door knobs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Where do we show up for testing?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:05 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:04 AM (/o1hC)
Also drivers here are worse than in NJ.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:05 AM (/o1hC)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 27, 2020 07:06 AM (zlgJP)
trying to get the hang of theses crazy DC highways"
Well if you put down the phone it might make it a little easier.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:07 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:07 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 07:05 AM (WI7YS)
vodka??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:07 AM (JFO2v)
Well if you put down the phone it might make it a little easier.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:07 AM (MkAqo)
Oh? Ok, but first I have put down the coffee in order to put down the phone. good tip
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:07 AM (/o1hC)
Pelousy bitches - not enough.
As I currently understand it, Trump has requested $2.5 billion. Schumer, however, has upped the ante and requested $8.5 billion.
Fine, whatever, let's do what we can to stop the spread of this killer. It's gonna whack us. How hard, we don't know.
And trump was telling the truth in his news conference when he
talked about the early moves he made, and the press criticism he faced
for it.
And now, they are claiming he hasn't done enough. Sigh.
Shades of Katrina.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:59 AM (XF4b
The Communists do not want more for the Corona virus. They want to pad the bill with all kinds of socialist crap on their wish list and dare Trump to veto it. He should have never sent a bill to congress for this shit. He should have transferred few billion dollers from Hud or some other socialist program and sent that to the CDC.
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 07:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:08 AM (NVYyb)
https://wilderwealthywise.com/
stalins-cannibal-island-and-distracted-driving/
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:08 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Ya get used to it after the first 6 or 7 !
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:08 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:09 AM (rpxSz)
You are about to enter the Highway of the Damned.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:09 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:09 AM (/o1hC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup"
Heehee ya good endorsement for driverless cars.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:09 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 07:05 AM (WI7YS)
How about a license to kill?
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:10 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Got the important stuff covered, yes.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:10 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:11 AM (arJlL)
LCpl 0331
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:01 AM (MkAqo)
Concur. Incidentally, the cost of a round of golf is about that same as a day at the range. 3 guns with different size ammo and at least 2 boxes per gun plus the range fee....
I do miss the days on the range at Pendleton where you could shoot a few hundred rounds before lunch. And only 1 gun to clean afterwards.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 27, 2020 07:12 AM (saIjW)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 27, 2020 07:12 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:12 AM (/669Q)
Biden is not even on the air in any ST state
juggernaut
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:13 AM (rpxSz)
Vic-
WHO was the western star that died ?
(The link doesn't work)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:11 AM (arJlL)
See link fix at #892
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 07:13 AM (mpXpK)
Specifically, the black, male , age 17-30 subset of the general population.
More specifically, that subset of the above subset that has a prior arrest record of greater than five arrests.
And that' is the victims.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:13 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:14 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 27, 2020 07:14 AM (0CeRG)
CDC warns against the coronavirus and facial hair which could interfere
with wearing a respirator. When I worked at the Nuke site we were not
allowed to have beards because of that because if you had to wear a
respirator you could not get a seal.
Back in my sordid youth I worked (for a short time) offshore for BrownRoot, and they had the same rule about beards, and the same reason for not allowing them.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 27, 2020 07:14 AM (p0pYQ)
Cannibalism could vector the disease through the consumption of infected person soup.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Rolling boil for 20 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (SMh/7)
how's the silver polishing project going ?
your pattern is about as ornate as it gets
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:09 AM (/o1hC)
Dayum -- That IS a pretty good start. Walking into an alien environment, you gotta start small. Now is probably the wrong time for me to say
My tax dollars at work. But then again, I'm a dick.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:12 AM (/669Q)
I am in Falls Church. At the moment I am staying on Andrews AFB. I am looking for a place to stay now. Any suggestions? Just looking for a studio
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (/o1hC)
Pelousy bitches - not enough.
As I currently understand it, Trump has requested $2.5 billion. Schumer, however, has upped the ante and requested $8.5 billion.
Fine, whatever, let's do what we can to stop the spread of this killer. It's gonna whack us. How hard, we don't know.
And trump was telling the truth in his news conference when he
talked about the early moves he made, and the press criticism he faced
for it.
And now, they are claiming he hasn't done enough. Sigh.
Shades of Katrina.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 06:59 AM
---
They are trying to make the corona beer virus out to be Trump's Katrna.
It won't work however. One big thing is that in over a month since the reported outbreak there have only been 14 cases in the US and 12 of them are from travel to China and there have been a grand total of ZERO deaths in this Country from the virus.
Without a huge body count, the dems have diddly squat.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 07:16 AM (JUOKG)
stalins-cannibal-island-and-distracted-driving/
Posted by: flound"
Nooice....coffee doughnut and phone while driving...thats some real talent...
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:16 AM (MkAqo)
Cannibalism could vector the disease through the consumption of infected person soup.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Rolling boil for 20 minutes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (SMh/7)
Cannibal Bob has instant recipes.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:17 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
In San Fran, EVERYBODY knows where the bathroom is !
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:17 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:17 AM (1CjJc)
It won't work however.
Yes your 100% correct. Not to mention the the dems are so fuckin obvious and it's the same game they have been playing for 4 years.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:17 AM (/o1hC)
Posted by: Nevergiveup"
Check with the big boob donkey chompers...Ocrazio..
she might let you some of her rooms....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:18 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:18 AM (arJlL)
More than 40% of American adults are obese - and one in ten are 'severely' overweight, CDC study finds
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223
I've had on on my butt for longer then that.
Or could be diaper rash
...Shillary...
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:18 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:19 AM (rpxSz)
offshore for BrownRoot, and they had the same rule about beards, and the
same reason for not allowing them.
Posted by: The Oort Cloud - Source of all SMODs at February 27, 2020 07:14 AM (p0pYQ)
There is a scene in Urban Cowboy that discusses this. Funny, that is the second time I have mentioned Urban Cowboy in 24 hours. I think that last time I mentioned it to anyone was in the 1980s.
They never mention the company in that movie but it could have been Brown and Root. or some subsidiary.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:20 AM (n13/j)
your pattern is about as ornate as it gets
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (rpxSz)
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I tried the aluminum foil/baking soda thing, and it worked somewhat, but it dulled the fork somewhat which I didn't like. I polished it and it's better, but I wouldn't do that again. And of course after I did it I found a few places on the internet that says "don't ever do this."
I'm leaving it be for now - probably no one will notice but me. I'll be using it at Easter and I might try some other polish then.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:20 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:21 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:15 AM (/o1hC)
----------
Do you mean your office is in FallsFalls Church ? I'll look around.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:21 AM (/669Q)
You can buy a lotta shovels with that.......
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:18 AM (arJlL)
Spoons are cheaper.
Milton Friedman
NGU, I'm just ragging on ya a bit. I'd rather have you at the PentaHex than 99.2% of the ones currently in residence.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:22 AM (XF4b8)
And as bad as the beltway is, the city itself is much worse.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:22 AM (n13/j)
_____________
Dogs.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 27, 2020 07:22 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 07:23 AM (2BZBZ)
More than 40% of American adults are obese - and one in ten are 'severely' overweight, CDC study finds
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:18 AM
---
I just saw that on the morning news.
I suspect the CDC conducted that study at a Wal Mart.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 07:23 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:21 AM (/669Q)
Yes at the DHA.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:24 AM (/o1hC)
@paulsperry_
In an astounding lack of self awareness, Bloomberg tonight in a CNN town hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to shake bellhops' hands in NYC so that they can go home and tell their families they know someone "important."
No amount of money can fix that.
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 07:25 AM (cF8AT)
I accidentally stumbled on Weiman's Silver Wipes and they work great. I didn't expect that because I've been disappointed in other Weiman products.
After you're done, invest in Pacific cloth. Lots and lots of Pacific cloth!
Posted by: IrishEi at February 27, 2020 07:25 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:20 AM (/669Q)
it will impress your guests
I've never bought a set of dinnerware except for myself
silver dealers are immersed in scholarship
and the margins are thin on resale
the 2 reasons I never dealt in silver
When I saw your pattern, I could't fathom trying to polish it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:25 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:21 AM (/669Q)
Yes at the DHA.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:24 AM (/o1hC)
Great any help would be appreciated. Does not have to be in Falls Church. anywhere within in 30 minutes is probalby fine
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (/o1hC)
Does he give them a shiny dime too?
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)
The adults are eating all the food. In the meantime, 1 in 2 children are starving to death at the bus stop. Won't you please stop eating all the food?
Brought to you by:
Posted by: The Ad Council at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx
We want to float when the next round of Witch Hunts begin.
Or not.
Posted by: Keto Miklos at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Bruce
Nah- he gives out nickels- they look big in his hand.
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:28 AM (arJlL)
hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to shake bellhops' hands
in NYC so that they can go home and tell their families they know
someone "important."
Under his breath he added "Except the negro ones."
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 07:28 AM (oVJmc)
tonight in a CNN town hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to
shake bellhops' hands in NYC so that they can go home and tell their
families they know someone "important."
Does he give them a shiny dime too?
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)
The families do, but it is not Bloomy.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:29 AM (n13/j)
And yes, I do use that silver cloth. The whole set is in a chest lined with it and it's pristine (it was my friend's grandmother's). But it was missing one fork so I got one from eBay and it was tarnished, but mostly in the crevices, of course.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:29 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: JT
Might want to check, the nickels could be electrical box knock outs
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:29 AM (vd8XM)
no
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:29 AM (rpxSz)
What an arrogant SOB.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:29 AM (/o1hC)
Posted by: The Ad Council
Crazy Miklos' Tzampotli Adults Only Fun Park has a special place for you.
Right next to the Kars for Kids other especially evil bastards.
Posted by: Miklos, also with special skull-type drinking vessels at February 27, 2020 07:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:21 AM (arJlL) "
Surprising, really, how often this is true.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 27, 2020 07:30 AM (zlgJP)
ya JT they be wooden too.....cheap fuk.....
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:30 AM (MkAqo)
'Food Insecurity' = BAD
'Food Security' = ALSO BAD
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 07:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at February 27, 2020 07:31 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:25 AM (rpxSz)
---------
I know, but it's so lovely, isn't it? My guests at Easter will just be family and then my friend and her 96-year-old mother, whose mother originally owned the silver. I think it will make her happy to see it being used.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:31 AM (/669Q)
no matter what you're doing, sanding, stripping or polishing silver
the nooks and crannies are the hardest part
why I don't do any of it
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:31 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Vic at February 27, 2020 07:32 AM (mpXpK)
"They were ready to throw down like a rabid epileptic cat in a strobe light store."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 07:32 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (/o1hC)
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I'll keep an eye out for you.
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:33 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:33 AM (vd8XM)
tonight in a CNN town hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to
shake bellhops' hands in NYC so that they can go home and tell their
families they know someone "important."
Bernie will top that by offering to sign everybody's ration cards.
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 07:33 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: bluebell
My mother is 90% of being 96, and she likes to see the silver.
Posted by: Miklos, sometimes a good-ish person at February 27, 2020 07:33 AM (QzkSJ)
If your mask leaks air because a beard prevents a good seal, your air tank goes empty too soon, and instead of being a rescuer, you become a rescuee. Puts all the other hands at risk.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:33 AM (nBwNG)
In an astounding lack of self awareness, Bloomberg tonight in a CNN town hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to shake bellhops' hands in NYC so that they can go home and tell their families they know someone "important." "
demonrats are just so about caring about the common folk.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 27, 2020 07:34 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at February 27, 2020 07:31 AM (2BZBZ)
free market poor people overweight
socialism poor fighting over leather punch to tighten belts
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:34 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ralphie's Mom at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (oVJmc)
Research team develop vaccine for virus in poultry, claim it could be modified for use in humans within 3 months because of similar DNA structure to the one affecting humans
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (/o1hC)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (/669Q)
Slow Joe is going to use that excuse for his hair sniffing
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (2BZBZ)
Does he give them a shiny dime too?
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:26 AM (vd8XM)
Because the bellhops at the places Bloomberg stays would never ever see anyone important in a city with a bunch of celebrities and foreign dignitaries. He's not stopping at a Holiday Inn. I wonder if Bloomberg ever did the jobs of his employees one day like Trump did.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (rU6Ct)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
Mayor Pete does the opposite
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (vd8XM)
tonight in a CNN town hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to
shake bellhops' hands in NYC so that they can go home and tell their
families they know someone "important."
Bernie will top that by offering to sign everybody's ration cards.
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 07:33 AM (MxEKc)
I honor of Bernies birthday the coffee ration is increased from 30 grams to 25 grams.
Boot production is 400,000 units this month.
we have always been at ware with EastAsia.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:20 AM (arJlL)
Future birthplace of the first national MoMe.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Miklos, yet to actually put an eye out, personal or other at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:31 AM (/669Q)
I have Chistophe Perles, which is very plain, easy to polish
I use the plate every day and the silver maybe once a month
maybe I'll borrow yours for my next BBQ
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:37 AM (rpxSz)
My e-mail tells me that someone called "Donald Impeach Trump" replied to me on that thread. Am I going to look at it and reply? Nope
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 07:37 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: "Acela Joe" Biden at February 27, 2020 07:38 AM (QzkSJ)
Research team develop vaccine for virus in poultry, claim it could be modified for use in humans within 3 months because of similar DNA structure to the one affecting humans
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (/o1hC)
Imagine what those Jooz could do if they were not busy controlling the weather!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
What parade was the Hillary/Epstein didn't kill himself float part of? The DM "article" never said.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2020 07:38 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:38 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:20 AM (arJlL)
Future birthplace of the first national MoMe.
Posted by: flounder
Just point out Little Round Top.
Posted by: Gen. Miklos Pickett at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (QzkSJ)
Wow...this was an active ONT!
@paulsperry_
In an astounding lack of self awareness, Bloomberg tonight in a CNN
town hall actually boasted that he makes an effort to shake bellhops'
hands in NYC so that they can go home and tell their families they know
someone "important."
No amount of money can fix that.
Posted by: Tami
Whoever told Bloomie he had a chance must be laughing his ass off. Hope they are making good bank too by 'helping' Bloomie on his run for President. Grifters got to make money somehow. Convincing a clueless billionaire isn't a bad one.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
New Orleans Fat Tuesday ?
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (arJlL)
Research team develop vaccine for virus in poultry, claim it could
be modified for use in humans within 3 months because of similar DNA
structure to the one affecting humans
========
Once again, the commies lose. Not only is a vaccine coming, it's coming from the racist Israelis.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Other then my home "cures", I can throw up a prayer.
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 27, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
But Arlington is a more lasting mental image.
My dad and I went to Audie Murphy's grave. There are strict rules about placing objects on graves there, but Audie's had a dozen or so small US flags on it...
There are rules, and then there are Rules.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:40 AM (XF4b8)
With a lot of tarn-x and polish, I got most of the black up and out.
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 07:40 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (/o1hC)
I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
New Orleans Fat Tuesday ?
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020
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There aren't any parades on Tuesday after dark, and this one was rolling at night. There are several parades that make a point of doing satirical themes; I'll search.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (Ejm1K)
One hopes
Posted by: Miklos, yet to actually put an eye out, personal or other at February 27, 2020 07:36 AM (QzkSJ)
No, I took a Suphedrine for nasal congestion, and can't sleep a wink. But I am breathing a little more freely, so there's that.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (nBwNG)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (/669Q)
So my local online news thing had a shrieking story about coronavirus . I
replied in the comment section that this was the latest "Get rid of
Trump attempt."
My e-mail tells me that someone called "Donald Impeach Trump"
replied to me on that thread. Am I going to look at it and reply? Nope
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Before Twitter, there were newspaper comment sections.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Le Krewe d'Etat
Posted by: EyeMiklosNews at February 27, 2020 07:42 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 26, 2020 10:13 PM (XhWtx)
My husband got one of those from one of Bernie's minions asking for his vote.
He replied, "f*ck no".
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 07:42 AM (cF8AT)
Hope they put pig blood in it so muzz can't use it......
Posted by: beanervt at February 27, 2020 07:42 AM (MkAqo)
--
How pompous.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:35 AM (/o1hC)
I'm not surprised.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM
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I am surprised that it is taking that long.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (oVJmc)
What are they going to do, throw money in the sky? Or is every university on earth going to petition for this money to "study" the virus and funnel billions into Swiss bank accounts and Communist coffers?
Don't they know that Trump's executive department is going to oversee doling out the cash?
Posted by: 🐧 at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (C+evo)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Well, I have been under the weathergirl too.
Wait....
Posted by: Miklos seeing the Chinese will have to repair their own damn Panhards at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (FTlwv)
Go to the emergency room at your nearest public hospital. They Must help you, regardless of your ability to pay. It's the law, as screwy as it might seem.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:43 AM (XF4b8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:44 AM (FTlwv)
Posted by: bluebell
I never knew you had a glass eye !
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:34 AM (arJlL)
True story
when I was a pup, I visited my dad in Dallas
I was down by the spillway on White Rock Lake screwing around, when felt a rock hit me
some kid was throwing rocks at me
told him to stop or I'd clock his ass
he kept on and I went up and punched him out
how did I know he had a glass eye ?
I can't believe how much it swelled up
his mother, who was from south america. went ballistic
My dad, 11 year Marine, said "he stopped didn't he "
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:44 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Ripley at February 27, 2020 07:44 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:39 AM (FTlwv)
You under a doctor's care? Can you get oxygen tanks, or a home oxygen concentrator?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (nBwNG)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (2BZBZ)
But Arlington is a more lasting mental image.
My dad and I went to Audie Murphy's grave. There are strict rules
about placing objects on graves there, but Audie's had a dozen or so
small US flags on it...
There are rules, and then there are Rules.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 07:40 AM (XF4b
are there rules? That is the first I have heard of it. For sure there are rules, I want to be clear here, you can't just do anything. But I always thought people could leave little trinkets, coins, etc. They get picked up no doubt. But I don't think they would stop someone from leaving a memento. I could be wrong here but that is what I recall.
I know with the Vietnam Memorial, people leave all kinds of stuff and the Park Service collects them at the end of the day. I think there is a locale where they store a lot of that stuff.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Ripley
And you can fly too
Posted by: Bruce at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (vd8XM)
----
It does have the consequence of making clear the calculus behind state-run health care...
"Well, we don't have eight billion in the budget so we will just make the patients comfortable and have a conversation."
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (jmyvs)
The hallmark of a successful socialist Democrat program is the ratio of Realized graft to potential graft!
Say have you seen the prices for the shumosi (tm) N95 masks lately?
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:44 AM (FTlwv)
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Jinx, what do they think you have? And how are they treating you? Did they say it would be a long haul?
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2020 07:45 AM (Ejm1K)
But Arlington is a more lasting mental image.
My dad and I went to Audie Murphy's grave. There are strict rules about placing objects on graves there, but Audie's had a dozen or so small US flags on it...
There are rules, and then there are Rules.
Posted by: GnuBreed
Do you know the coin rules
Posted by: Jean at February 27, 2020 07:46 AM (B7KlG)
Three months?
It take a minimum of three years, often three decades to get something past the US FDA.
Testing, trials, bribes, insider trading, insurance acceptance, legal oversight...
Three months is barely enough time to even make a vaccine given the right recipe.
Posted by: 🐧 at February 27, 2020 07:47 AM (C+evo)
Now trying to get some Media types to interview me.
Posted by: Miklos, there is order in the Chaos at February 27, 2020 07:47 AM (QzkSJ)
But Arlington is a more lasting mental image.
My dad and I went to Audie Murphy's grave. There are strict rules about placing objects on graves there, but Audie's had a dozen or so small US flags on it...
--
I've been to Audie Murphy's grave too. Arlington is quite an experience. It's hard to put into words. Mr. Black's grandparents are buried there, but are in the outdoor section where the cremated remains are.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2020 07:47 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020
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Ten long days of parades in the city proper, plus parades in outlying communities now. This one, Krewe d'Etat, ran I think on 2/22, about 3 days before Fat Tuesday.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2020 07:48 AM (Ejm1K)
Now trying to get some Media types to interview me.
Posted by: Miklos, there is order in the Chaos
Don't wear pants.
You'll be FAMOUS !
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:49 AM (FTlwv)
Doctor, yes...flu negative, pneumonia negative. Doctor sent me to ER because of the low oxygen. I wish they had kept me
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:44 AM (FTlwv)
that is a red flag to me. I did not see the original comment but if you "wish they had kept you", get another opinion. You have to be your own advocate or someone else has to do it. The docs can be wrong and a second opinion is something you should do. Don't let them brush you off. Either way, they will be back at work next week.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:49 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: JAS at February 27, 2020 07:49 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:44 AM (rpxSz)
Best true story of the day.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 27, 2020 07:49 AM (1CjJc)
Not a lawyer or medico, so I may be full of it, but I wouldn't take chances!
Please take care!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:50 AM (gsRPK)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:50 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:50 AM (FTlwv)
You'll be FAMOUS !
Posted by: JT
I have not asked to borrow any pants.
We Southerners are PROUD
Posted by: Miklos, need a mask, but can get at February 27, 2020 07:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:51 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: bluebell at February 27, 2020 07:51 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 27, 2020 07:51 AM (JoUsr)
I read yesterday that a US company has already submitted one to the government for testing. But that probably is what takes the 3 months.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2020 07:51 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:52 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Florence, and not running for re-election.
Comes from a family of Ohio commie lawyers.
Posted by: Miklos, closer to NMB at February 27, 2020 07:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 27, 2020 07:52 AM (/o1hC)
Apropos of nothing...here's a blast from a 2016 GOP debate...
https://tinyurl.com/t7ro5sm
Posted by: Tami at February 27, 2020 07:53 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Miklos, nyet closer to NMB at February 27, 2020 07:53 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:53 AM (FTlwv)
Jinx, my understanding is that if EMT delivers to the hospital via
ambulance you are a higher priority patient that if you drive there
yourself, or with a driver!
Not a lawyer or medico, so I may be full of it, but I wouldn't take chances!
Please take care!
Posted by: Thought Commissar Hrothgar at February 27, 2020 07:50 AM (gsRPK)
always go with the EMT. Lot of lessons learned over the years. Driving to the ER is fine I guess in some situations for a generally healthy person, but what you said spells it out.
Posted by: Quint at February 27, 2020 07:53 AM (n13/j)
Before Twitter, there were newspaper comment sections. Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:41 AM (vN4+Q)
I sometimes write letters to the editor where I use my real name. The comments guideline for this online thing says "People should be civil" Oooookay then! Probably having your handle be "Donald Impeach Trump" or "I hate Trump" is not indicative of someone who would be the Pollyanna or Pollyowen of civility.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 27, 2020 07:54 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:54 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: klaftern at February 27, 2020 07:54 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 27, 2020 07:53 AM (FTlwv)
Hang in there, Jinx! I am going through some sort of flu/pneumonia clag right now myself. No fun, but it sounds like yours is worse. Do see if you can get an oxygen tank.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 07:55 AM (nBwNG)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 27, 2020 07:55 AM (NVYyb)
I guess he's really breaking up with Allah this time.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2020 07:56 AM (6XLoz)
Testing, trials, bribes, insider trading, insurance acceptance, legal oversight...
Three months is barely enough time to even make a vaccine given the right recipe.
Do what pharmaceutical companies do and hire an ex-FDA regulator! The government doesn't have hurdles like that .
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 27, 2020 07:56 AM (xHHSH)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:56 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:57 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 27, 2020 07:57 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 27, 2020 07:57 AM (xHHSH)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:57 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:58 AM (arJlL)
Comes from a family of Ohio commie lawyers.
Posted by: Miklos, closer to NMB at February 27, 2020 07:52 AM (QzkSJ)
Here's article. He's from Florence, not MB?
https://tinyurl.com/tehx774
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 27, 2020 07:58 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 07:58 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:58 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 27, 2020 07:56 AM (6XLoz)
what was it, like 5 years ago that HA was a fun place to comment ?
it's a real shitshow now
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 07:58 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 27, 2020 07:59 AM (xHHSH)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 07:59 AM (arJlL)
https://tinyurl.com/rwpgaww
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 27, 2020 08:00 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Miklos, my course, 20 degrees North at February 27, 2020 08:00 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: klaftern at February 27, 2020 07:54 AM (RuIsu)
that's what I was thinking
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 08:00 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 08:00 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2020 08:00 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front at February 27, 2020 08:00 AM (xHHSH)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 08:01 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 08:01 AM (jmyvs)
Posted by: freaked at February 27, 2020 08:02 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:02 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 08:02 AM (jmyvs)
https://tinyurl.com/tehx774
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
Florence.
he and his father have made millions off their clients who got settlements from Uncle Sugar.
Remember Pigford?
Posted by: Miklos, Florence SC is like New Jersey with better weather at February 27, 2020 08:02 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 27, 2020 08:03 AM (muI26)
Everybody is probably busy F5ing the main page, maybe no one will notice...
Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 27, 2020 08:03 AM (0CeRG)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 08:01 AM (arJlL)
It's generally believed to be so, but zombie has always been ambiguous, in the interest of personal security.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 27, 2020 08:03 AM (nBwNG)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 08:01 AM (arJlL)
I always assume everyone's a dame
I've done the the "when's the baby due" mistake
so I never assume anything
Posted by: REDACTED at February 27, 2020 08:03 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 27, 2020 08:03 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 27, 2020 07:56 AM (jmyvs)
Bought by Salem wasn't it? So conservative but pretty cuckish with the exception of Schlicter at Townhall.
Posted by: Buzzion at February 27, 2020 08:03 AM (G2zl5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 27, 2020 08:04 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Michael the Texan at February 27, 2020 08:04 AM (nvMvs)
Posted by: JT at February 27, 2020 08:01 AM (arJlL)
A fount of endless speculation. zombie will never tell for reasons of personal security. Check out some threads at the website, zombietime, about the death threats zombie has received over the years.
From muzzies, of course. Due to the archive of Mohammad imagery zombie has collected from over the centuries.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 27, 2020 08:08 AM (XF4b8)
No amount of money can fix that.
Posted by: Tami
*****
Did he actually say that? Because, frankly, that is comedy gold. Imagine Mr. Burns on the Simpsons saying that in that Mr. Burns voice. With a marked pause between "someone" and "important" and a slightly lower intonation and emphasis on "important".
Absolute comedy-frigging gold Jerry!
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