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EMT 2/22/20
Today is going to be a delight.
14 of lil' girls bestest friends are coming over at 9:30 this morning for her 6th birthday celebration. I'm sure they will be nothing short of polite and well behaved and emotionally balanced in those ways that only kindergartners can be. My wife has already hidden away all the pointies and sharps which is going to make stabbing myself in the jugular far more difficult than is humane. Crayons are notoriously inefficient instruments of self destruction.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qry9xmp
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 22, 2020 06:01 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/wkgf2fa
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/r7ocwqe
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/qkksabr
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/sr392av
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tk3a6se
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/wnlxocu
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/wxhkscy
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
What's goin' on?
Sit back & enjoy the show, Krak! They stay little for suck a short time.
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 22, 2020 06:04 AM (GC07d)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:04 AM (mpXpK)
g'mornin' again, 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2020 06:04 AM (RaIlI)
thanks, Vic
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2020 06:05 AM (RaIlI)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:05 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Heirloominati at February 22, 2020 06:05 AM (GC07d)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:06 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: t fna tl; at February 22, 2020 06:06 AM (sLxus)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:07 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 06:08 AM (Z/jzm)
Where's the gas pipe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:05 AM (Ki5SV)
I hope MP4's bosses did a sweep of the training room like Krak did.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 22, 2020 06:08 AM (XyVor)
Posted by: Joe Biden talk at February 22, 2020 06:09 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 06:09 AM (oGFm1)
https://tinyurl.com/tk3a6se
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
I had to click on that, since I know Loftus is actually on the more right-hand side of the political divide and once said that he was told his idea for a sitcom was wonderful, but because it slammed the right and the left, it would never be greenlighted.
As far as I can see, Vic, the story actually says that Loftus says people who criticize Trump for praising GWTW are suffering from "end-stage Trump Derangement Syndrome." He isn't slamming Trump.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:09 AM (Ki5SV)
https://tinyurl.com/vk5cxes
It's about a little rescue dog and how he comes to find a forever home. It is very sweet and brought a tear to the eye of this crusty, cynical, bitter old bastard.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:13 AM (Ki5SV)
Hollywood turd Michael Loftus craps on Trump says Gone With The Wind was racist. ESAD turd.
https://tinyurl.com/tk3a6se
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
OK I read that wrong, he was "lambastng the Trump critics who harangued Trump and called GWTW racist.
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:13 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:13 AM (tT0V4)
Could be worse Krak.
They could all be at the age where they sit in the room, taping their phones, and laugh every time you walk into the room
I hope it all goes well.
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 06:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Jean at February 22, 2020 06:15 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:13 AM (mpXpK)
No worries, Vic; I only wondered about the story because I'm familiar with Loftus, who IMO is a very funny fellow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: BoomerVF14 at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (U44ZE)
Could be productive.
But I also support them raiding court rooms at the same time.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (2BZBZ)
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: jsg at February 22, 2020 06:18 AM (YCnWA)
Thanks
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:18 AM (tT0V4)
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: krakatoa
Do you have access to a pencil, krak?
Shoot me an email.
Posted by: John Wick at February 22, 2020 06:20 AM (Bj+ND)
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Before breakfast????
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 06:21 AM (Z/jzm)
Powerline week in pictures
https://tinyurl.com/vfd8dp5
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:02 AM (ZCEU2)
Great as always.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 06:22 AM (oGFm1)
There's a reason they invented Chuck E. Cheeses. And it ain't the greatness of their menu nor the tastiness of the food.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:23 AM (Bj+ND)
It's because many of their locations also serve alcohol, for the adults
Amirite?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:25 AM (tT0V4)
https://tinyurl.com/qkksabr
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
Six hundred million just doesn't go very far these days. Look at Bloomberg.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:27 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Amirite?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:25 AM (tT0V4)
They do? Fuckity. Not at the one I was at.
Carry a hip flask, just in case. Or a hippo flask.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:29 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: Gouverneur Morris at February 22, 2020 06:32 AM (PHxng)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:33 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Biden at February 22, 2020 06:34 AM (ldmQR)
And now the training video is about office ergonomics.
Where's the gas pipe?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:05 AM (Ki5SV)
Training videos? With the little quiz at the end? You can usually pass them without even watching.
The worst one was half an hour of some bimbo verbally explaining our acetic acid production process. No diagrams, no process flow, just her talking.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 06:34 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2020 06:36 AM (cknjq)
The worst one was half an hour of some bimbo verbally explaining our acetic acid production process. No diagrams, no process flow, just her talking.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 06:34 AM (7rVsF)
Which is basically what I did. The problem is that each one is about 20-30 minutes long and there's no way to fast-forward through them. I've been up since 4.30 and have only done 4 of 8, but I am done for the day. I've had enough.
Time for tea.
Hope you all have a lovely weekend!
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 22, 2020 06:36 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 06:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 06:38 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2020 06:38 AM (30CAi)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:39 AM (JFO2v)
I know, I can't believe it either.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:39 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Big V at February 22, 2020 06:41 AM (XEC2p)
I know, I can't believe it either.
Posted by: Tonypete
I USED to get it in 3 or 4 days.
This year it took 2 weeks.
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 06:41 AM (arJlL)
Today only for $3.99
Posted by: JTB at February 22, 2020 06:41 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 06:41 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:42 AM (ZCEU2)
ak 47
when you absolutely positivley have to kill every mothr fukr in the room accept no substititute.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)
I don't want to raise anyone's hopes but the IRS got my refund into my fat little grubby hands only 8 business days after I filed.
I know, I can't believe it either.
Posted by: Tonypete
I USED to get it in 3 or 4 days.
This year it took 2 weeks.
Posted by: JT
I got a rock.
Posted by: Charlie Brown at February 22, 2020 06:42 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 06:41 AM (arJlL)
Well, look at the bright side. Something was finally done in #twoweeks.
Posted by: RickZ at February 22, 2020 06:42 AM (Y8PSl)
You try hard to raise decent, productive, independent citizens and then they go and grow up and move out.
I miss the little shits. Snif.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:43 AM (Y4EXg)
I know, I can't believe it either.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:39 AM (Y4EXg)
I still dont have my stock sales. I wont be ready until 3/15
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:43 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2020 06:44 AM (cknjq)
my wife has 2 sisters this sounds like anytime we get together with them
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Why the hell does that always take so long? They know the cost basis and the capital gains the moment you sell.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:45 AM (Y4EXg)
If you survive, let us know how the birthday party went. It will be either amusing or a tale of terror. I will watch for tomorrow's EMT with curiosity and fear.
Posted by: JTB at February 22, 2020 06:46 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2020 06:46 AM (30CAi)
She misses our son terribly now that he is stationed 200 miles away, and creating his own adult life.
I miss him as well.
But we have to teach them the best we can in the short time we have them.
And then let them fly.
All while missing them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:47 AM (tT0V4)
Those AG liens on Epstien's estate.
Is the ability to do that the result of a PDJT EO on human trafficking?
'Cause that's a piece of the plan. A big piece.
And we may find out that someone who a lot of folks say has been doing nothing hazzz been very busy on that side of things.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 06:48 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Why the hell does that always take so long? They know the cost basis and the capital gains the moment you sell.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:45 AM (Y4EXg)
I do not know either. But my refund will be me writing a 5 figure check.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
Buen dia morons.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2020 06:50 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)
Personally, I'm just gonna ignore this little bruhaha. *cues up the excuses scene from The Blues Brothers*
I just he and Trump don't get into a twitter war.
That would suck.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:52 AM (Bj+ND)
Fourteen 6 year olds? Two words of advice.
There's a reason they invented Chuck E. Cheeses. And it ain't the greatness of their menu nor the tastiness of the food.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:23 AM (Bj+ND)
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Gah, I'd rather them light the sofa on fire than go to Pizza Fight Club.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 22, 2020 06:52 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 06:53 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:54 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 06:54 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 06:55 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2020 06:57 AM (30CAi)
Posted by: Skip
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I thought I was spared - all sons until I remarried and then gained a late teen daughter.
Annnnnd nope! Granddaughters. If I hear "Let it Go" from Frozen one more time I may snap.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 06:57 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 06:58 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2020 06:58 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 22, 2020 06:52 AM (cfSRQ)
A distinct possibility. Krak could just declare that he remembered, suddenly, a previously planned golf outing, but there are consequences there too.
"In 20 degree weather?"
"But I gave my word!"
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 06:58 AM (Bj+ND)
"...than parties for little girls."
First thing that popped into my mind was my little girl,,, who will be 40 in May.
The second was a jingle that starts with the last two words.
If you know it you may hang out on my lawn.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 06:59 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
Oh, I wanted more, you ungrateful little shit.
Posted by: Bernie at February 22, 2020 07:01 AM (YCnWA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 06:58 AM (WI7YS)
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Yes.
They are basically at their best in 5th grade.
When each one of my daughters got into 5th grade, my wife and I looked at each other and said "Okay, we raised *this one* right. Look how calm and responsible she is!"
And then middle school proved us wrong.
They don't get back to that level of maturity until their 20s.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 22, 2020 07:02 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:02 AM (EvnpL)
g'mornin' Ben Had
Posted by: AltonJackson at February 22, 2020 07:04 AM (RaIlI)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:05 AM (HwGIC)
The guy who chopped down all the cherry trees and built the George Washington Bridge !
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:05 AM (arJlL)
There must be a fork in the evolutionary road somewhere.
Many conservative women that I know in their twenties are indeed mature.
Triggly-Puff also also appears to be in her twenties.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:07 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:07 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2020 07:08 AM (30CAi)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
You mean about 220 don't you?
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:08 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Colin
It was all downhill after him.
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:09 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 06:58 AM (WI7YS)
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14 5th grade boys = the end of civilization as we know it
14 5th grade girls = a pleasant afternoon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2020 07:09 AM (EZebt)
Greyhound goes woke and bows to SJWs.
https://tinyurl.com/t26b84z
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:01 AM (mpXpK)
The last time I rode a gayhound was in 1979. I was working at the Sears and could not get off until day before Christmas. I was going from Dallas to Shreveport. First thing is some guys were harassing a blind girl so I went and sat by her telling them to fuck off. She got off in Longview I think. Bus quit about 2 miles from station. So I grabbed my backpack and started walking.
I walked up to my dads car and got in. They (dad, cousin and uncle) were all laughing as my cous had said hey look who is walking up the road and dad and uncle thot is was a joke.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:10 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:11 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2020 06:46 AM (30CAi)
Eastwood always struck me as a secret squish. He's no Duke.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:11 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:12 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:10 AM (HwGIC)
Delicious smelling hair.
Posted by: Uncle Joey Biden at February 22, 2020 07:13 AM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:13 AM (EvnpL)
It's not necessary to have known someone like Trump in one's life (which I have) but it helps.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:14 AM (H8QX8)
And if it's not coming to you, you are blessed to not have a mind that works as strange as mine.
I blame The Beatles, radio and television.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:15 AM (HwGIC)
Blogo has it out with CNN turd.
=============
First time ever I might agree with Anderson Cooper
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2020 07:16 AM (NVYyb)
Batman is on. It's the episode when Joker becomes a surfer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 07:17 AM (1xXGH)
Tony Pete got the next two words.
Now, think of something you might have dunked in a nice, cold glass of milk.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:17 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:18 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:17 AM (HwGIC)
And....off we go.
Posted by: jsg at February 22, 2020 07:19 AM (YCnWA)
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 22, 2020 07:19 AM (Cil+u)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:19 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:20 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:22 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:22 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: teej
Pizza?
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)
============
That ought to become a big story. Wow- surprised they got him.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2020 07:23 AM (NVYyb)
Batgirl in a swimsuit that shows a little cleavage
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:24 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Kazi at February 22, 2020 07:24 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:17 AM (HwGIC)
Ah yes, I remember the pudding shortage, vividly.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 07:26 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:26 AM (HwGIC)
Deep state using corona virus as new coup weapon?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:26 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:27 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:27 AM (JFO2v)
Nah.
I could happily sit between her and Mrs Emma Peel all day long.
And not once need any cleavage shown.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:27 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:26 AM (H8QX
Pshaw! Not like its some kinda biological warfare!
oh. nevermind
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2020 07:28 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:28 AM (EvnpL)
Ok, a twofer.
Little girls have pretty curls but I like Oreos.
'Cause a kiddle eat the middle of an Oreo first
And save the chocolate cookie outside for last
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:28 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:14 AM (H8QX
===
FIFY
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:27 AM (EvnpL)]
D*R*I*N*K*O*V*A*L*T*I*N*E
Posted by: Red Ryder at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (0x00j)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:30 AM (tT0V4)
They don't get back to that level of maturity until their 20s.
I had a terrible time in 8th grade with a group of girls who called themselves "The Fearsome Foursome".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 07:30 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: f'd
i don't know, it had Batgirl in it. Other than that I wasn't paying attention
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:30 AM (vd8XM)
I really didn't need to read that last night.
_________________
Yeah, that doesn't really make any sense. He's supposedly a libertarian who doesn't like it when politicians try to tell other people how to live, and yet he's endorsing Mini Mike, the politician best known for trying to micromanage every aspect of everyone's life, including the size of soda they can drink?
Clint's age may be catching up to him.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 22, 2020 07:30 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2020 07:31 AM (Um2IM)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (Um2IM)
send him a 12 pack of PBR tall boys
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:31 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:31 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 07:30 AM (WI7YS)
They were LA Rams fans?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:31 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Muad'dib
I found that in my younger day, I could repel females of all ages
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:33 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Colin at February 22, 2020 06:46 AM (30CAi)
Eastwood always struck me as a secret squish. He's no Duke.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:11 AM (H8QX
Eh. If I had to guess,
it'd be that Eastwood still has movies he wants to make but with his subjects and at his age, it's hard to find backers.
Probably Micro Bloomberg offered to bankroll his next 3-4 films.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 07:33 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:33 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: f'd
i would think and unfinished basement with a floor drain, so you can hose the whole mess away, would be a good venue
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:34 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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What did you think? I'm in the market as my chariot is 15 years old and becoming a bit tired.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:35 AM (Y4EXg)
My day job is to deal with one hundred 13-14 year-olds in tranches of 20 and even I pity the fool and his errand of the day.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 07:35 AM (gd9RK)
You went to junior high with Michelle Obama?
Posted by: fluffy at February 22, 2020 07:35 AM (dCRRg)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Not many of those on the market, is there?
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: San Franpsycho
I went to a Catholic Grammar School for 8 years.
There were sixty some kids in my class, mostly girls, mebbe 18 boys.
The girls were quiet, polite, 'bout what you'd expect of them
We get to the 6th grade, and a new boy transfers in mid-year. And the girls thought he was THE ONE !
(I thought there were boys already in the class that were better looking, but hey, what do I know.)
After his first day of class, he leaves, and ALL of the girls hung around and took turns sitting in his seat, and rubbing their bums on it and giggling and squealing.
A couple of us boys were watching this show and wondering wtf was with our girls ?
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:36 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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What did you think? I'm in the market as my chariot is 15 years old and becoming a bit tired.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:35 AM (Y4EXg)
I was an 18 with 35k. I want an 18 but with less miles.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 22, 2020 07:29 AM (Um2IM)
send him a 12 pack of PBR tall boys
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:31 AM (JFO2v)
Could send him some PBR hard coffee
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 07:36 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Tranches
My new word of the day
Thanks
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:36 AM (vd8XM)
No; I wouldn't have known a LA Ram from a Detroit Lion at that age. I still don't. Are they winners-is that why they're fearsome? These girls used to send me nasty notes and corner me at the lockers. I guess I was fortunate that I didn't grow up in the computer age or they would have been attacking me over social media. 7th and 8th grade girls can be the worst!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 07:37 AM (WI7YS)
Deep state using corona virus as new coup weapon?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:26 AM (H8QX
It honestly wouldn't surprise me, since-
the Deep State seems determined to turn the US into a Third World Craphole.
Uncontrolled disease is just part of that gig.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 07:37 AM (z0XD8)
Probably Micro Bloomberg offered to bankroll his next 3-4 films.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 07:33 AM (z0XD
If true, very sad.
But unlikely. Eastwood is tight with studios and will not have problems with financing -- unless he starts straying so far into un-PC world as to become intolerable. But in that case, Bloomberg wouldn't finance him either.
Eastwood has simply never politically unequivocal, and probably is losing a certain acuity with age.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:37 AM (H8QX8)
@150 - Muad'dib
Can't we just go catch some eyes and big yellow perch instead?
'Cause that's one of my bucket list things.
A week in a comfy cabin, shore lunches and a cooler of fillets to bring home.
With very few people around in the process.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:37 AM (HwGIC)
Greyhound isn't actually who blinked there. The outgoing head of Customs & Border Patrol (presumably a Deep Stater fleeing/fired by GEOTUS) wrote a memo contradicting Greyhound's stance that they had to allow inspections.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 22, 2020 07:38 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:38 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 07:38 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 07:38 AM (ZCEU2)
I was joking. The Fearsome Foursome was a legendary lineup of defensive linemen from the LA Rams in the 60s.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:39 AM (H8QX8)
So, he started to run, and they all ran after him !
After awhile, he stopped and was crying and said leave me alone!
Stop following me !
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:39 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2020 07:40 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:40 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:40 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 07:38 AM (ZCEU2)
sex aid?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:39 AM (Tnijr)
Not a wagon but I looked at a CX5 the other day. A very nice looking vehicle. A couple of years old for 20k looks like a good deal to me but I'm a bit of a retard so...
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2020 07:42 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 07:42 AM (1xXGH)
https://tinyurl.com/qkksabr
Posted by: Vic at February 22, 2020 06:03 AM (mpXpK)
Comrade, you should know by now that Der Staadt is the real victim here!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 07:43 AM (BiNEL)
And good morning, all.
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 22, 2020 07:43 AM (Vf4Y7)
Um, DUH???
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 07:43 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 07:43 AM (ZCEU2)
Me too, Ben. But was never really into Oreos.
Good thing. I'm sure mom had a hard enough time keeping me in ball cleats and milk.
Oatmeal/raisin,,, with extra raisins are my Scooby snacks.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 07:44 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:44 AM (JFO2v)
Our 2006 Volvo V-70 2.5T has almost 150K on it.
Yet, I would not trade it for any of the newer offerings.
And when the back sets are folded flat, damn near as much flat horizontal area as a small pickup truck.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:45 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Major Rage at February 22, 2020 07:45 AM (0YdaO)
Posted by: JAS at February 22, 2020 06:17 AM (2BZBZ)
Comrade, the lawyers are complicit and are part OF the State!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 07:45 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:45 AM (arJlL)
Now, that I think about it-
Common epidemiological practice and common sense went out the window with the AIDS/HIV epidemic.
And it's been that way ever since.
Quarantine is primary weapon number one in the battle against an incurable disease that's spreading.
When Ebola broke out in Africa a couple of years ago, the CDC could hardly wait to dump patients in the US.
Same with that mysterious polio like virus that was crippling kids during Obama's reign of terror.
Quarantine and isolate? Stop bringing in diseased illegal aliens?
Nope. Open the food gates.
So, bringing Chinese Murder Virus into the US?
But, of course!
Probably quarantine at Gitmo or maybe the Aleutians would've been a much better idea. Or leaving them in place.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 07:46 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:46 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2020 07:47 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: teej
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I am willing to do very bad things for Nutter Butters and Archway Raspberry filled soft cookies.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:47 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:48 AM (7rVsF)
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This is actually a very good point. It's easy for me to "get him." And because of that, his twatters doesn't bother me. Coarse around the edges and not a ruffled hanky sniffer, sure. But that's really not stuff I care about. Decorum (fwiw, which isn't much), means exactly zero to me when my country is literally hanging in the balance. The NTs who can't see that just leave me shaking my head.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 07:48 AM (JoUsr)
And transporting patients out to them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 07:49 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 07:49 AM (ZCEU2)
I blame dementia.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 07:50 AM (Bj+ND)
Boris Ryvkin @BRyvkin
10h
Why is everyone a Russian asset but never a Chinese asset? Almost like the 800 pound gorilla in the room of strategic threats to U.S. security & global influence is less interesting than the 11 time zone land mass w/ an economy the size of Texas.
*******
Great Question I have always wondered
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 22, 2020 07:50 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 07:50 AM (Z/jzm)
latin girls ready to mingle
house I might like
galaxy S20
black republican for congress
Bo leaving the plantation
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 07:51 AM (JoUsr)
"A lawyer is a learned gentleman who rescues your estate from your enemies and keeps it for himself." - Henry Brogham
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:51 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Skip
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Do you unscrew them, scrape the filling off - then eat the shells or, pop them whole into your mouth or are you an incorrigible dunker like Ben Had?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:51 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 22, 2020 07:52 AM (dNzKv)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 07:52 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
A REALLY smart guy planning an afternoon nap !
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (arJlL)
Boris Ryvkin @BRyvkin
10h
Why is everyone a Russian asset but never a Chinese asset? Almost like the 800 pound gorilla in the room of strategic threats to U.S. security & global influence is less interesting than the 11 time zone land mass w/ an economy the size of Texas.
*******
Great Question I have always wondered
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 22, 2020 07:50 AM (BqBId)
Because the Chinese are paying us big, fucking bucks and bribing the hell outta us.
Duh!
Posted by: Every Politician Everywhere in Washington DC at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (z0XD8)
Boris Ryvkin @BRyvkin
10h
Why is everyone a Russian asset but never a Chinese asset? Almost like the 800 pound gorilla in the room of strategic threats to U.S. security & global influence is less interesting than the 11 time zone land mass w/ an economy the size of Texas.
*******
Great Question I have always wondered
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 22, 2020 07:50 AM (BqBId)
they are stealing every medical and science facility blind.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 07:51 AM (Y4EXg)
Yes.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 07:50 AM (Z/jzm)
At Grandma Zod's house: Windmill cookies.
Everywhere else: Gingersnaps.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 07:54 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani
If we complain about the Chinese, we're racist.
The Russians? Basically very naught white men
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:55 AM (7rVsF)
Naughty, not naught
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:56 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 07:57 AM (JoUsr)
She's not really a pebble anymore. She's put on a few stone. I however have lost a little weight and look fabulous in a dress and heels.
Posted by: Bam Bam at February 22, 2020 07:57 AM (Tnijr)
Everywhere else: Gingersnaps.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 07:54 AM (XzT/D)
Aw, geez! i said fig newtons, i forgot about windmill cookies. And gingersnaps!
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 07:57 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:58 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 07:58 AM (EvnpL)
I know, I can't believe it either.
Posted by: Tonypete
----
What's a refund?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 07:58 AM (G546f)
Everywhere else: Gingersnaps.
Posted by: Zod
If there was a store bought cookie in the house when I was growing. that's what we had
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020 07:58 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 07:39 AM (arJlL)
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Go ahead JT, finish the story - "and that little boy was . . . me!"
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 07:59 AM (/669Q)
Vienna fingers. There are no other legitimate cookies.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:56 AM (7rVsF)
great wheel of fortune
vienna
finger
bang
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:59 AM (JFO2v)
There are two kinds of gingersnaps: The cheap hard ones, and the slightly cheaper life-is-hard-son-so-better-you-be-prepared-for-it-by-eating-this-small-brown-disk-of-teeth-hate harder ones.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 07:59 AM (XzT/D)
Mom's Orange Cookies were The. Best!
Recipe's in the Deplorable Gourmet should you wish to discover Cookie Paradise.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 07:59 AM (z0XD8)
First off, this is a reported conversation in the back of a car with a WaPo reporter, it's not an endorsement. They were shooting the shit and he didn't diss Trump he just said the tweets were unfortunate.
And he kind of likes Mike. Why not, Clint was also a mayor and thinks that mayoring is like presidenting and is good training. He may not follow every political zit the way we do. He's 90 and has an actual life.
So he says something vague in a car to an unreliable reporter (WaPo, res ipsa loquitor) and you assclowns are ready to throw Dirty Josie Unforgiven under the Gran Torino?
Punks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 07:59 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:00 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2020 08:00 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:00 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: A lotta nerve at February 22, 2020 08:00 AM (0ASjs)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 08:01 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:01 AM (XzT/D)
Cookie in one hand, beverage of choice in the other.
As God intended it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:01 AM (tT0V4)
What does that have to do with the fact that it's a great movie?
These people are exactly like the Taliban or Pol Pot. Nothing more, nothing less.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:01 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:56 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Vienna Jones - Sassy Transvestite at February 22, 2020 08:01 AM (z0XD8)
***
His company doesn't finance his films. His movies cost between $50 and $70 million, before marketing expenses. But his relationship with studios, financiers and distributors is excellent -- he's profitable, as well as a filmmaking legend and prestige partner.
But he's just a blinkered old guy with marginal political judgment who never cared for Trump to begin with.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:01 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:02 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:00 AM (XzT/D)
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Sauerbraten. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:02 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 22, 2020 08:02 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: bluebell
Nope !
Wasn't me !
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 07:56 AM (7rVsF)
Nuh uh, honey! You can't eat my fingers,
but you can suck on them if you like.
Posted by: Vienna Jones - Sassy Transvestite at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (z0XD8)
They had a funny name (peppersomthing) and were delicious
Thin and really lovely snap
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (JoUsr)
Recipe's in the Deplorable Gourmet should you wish to discover Cookie Paradise.
Posted by: naturalfake
I made those! You are correct, very good cookies.
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (Z/jzm)
First off, this is a reported conversation in the back of a car with a WaPo reporter...
I thought it was an opinion piece in the WSJ?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (1xXGH)
No. HE WAS PAID.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (EvnpL)
Thin and really lovely snap
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (G546f)
Pfeffernusse
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (XzT/D)
Killing for them might be taking it a little far, Mlii.
Injuring or maiming on the other hand...
Actually bought some raisins the other day so I could try to make some this weekend.
If I can find the time between putting new rotors, calipers and pads on the back end of my '04' Solera,,, and laundry,,, and making meals,,, and...
And you guys aren't helping matters much.
I'd better get outta here before grammie shows up and adds to the laughter or I'll never get anything done.
The EMT crowd is the best.
Love each other fellow babies.
Posted by: teej at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (HwGIC)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (XzT/D)
Made with real dog!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 07:39 AM (Tnijr)
FWIW, SisterH and BiL swear by Mazda, and since she walked away from a T-Bone intersection accident that totaled her old one, I have respect for the Mazda design team!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (BiNEL)
They had a funny name (peppersomthing) and were delicious
Thin and really lovely snap
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (G546f)
Pfeffernusse
Posted by: Zod
Messershmitt?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (1xXGH)
Ask Sondra Locke what a ahole he really is....but she's dead so you can't.
Fuck him.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:00 AM (XzT/D)
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Sauerbraten. Mmmmmm.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:02 AM (/669Q)
Do you have a good sauerbraten recipe?
I lost my Grandma's recipe.
*weeps bitterly*
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (z0XD8)
Thin and really lovely snap
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (G546f)
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Pepperkakor? Swedish. I know this because I read all the Pippi Longstocking books.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (/669Q)
♫ Good morning! ♬
I called you the AOSHQ sweetheart recently on a post. I stand by that comment.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
They fly through the air
with the greatest of ease
those daring young men
on the fapping trapeze
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:06 AM (arJlL)
Sure. I really don't care what anyone in Hollywood thinks and even if they tell me I figure it's a lie.
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:06 AM (Tnijr)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:06 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: My life is insanity at February 22, 2020 08:06 AM (Z/jzm)
Thin and really lovely snap
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:03 AM (G546f)
Pfeffernusse
Posted by: Zod
Messershmitt?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (1xXGH)
Glockenspiel?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Eskimo at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (zIRb+)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (tT0V4)
Well, suppose the entire quote was " The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there...
in the Dem primary!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (C1Lsn)
Every TV has a remote when you carry a 9
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (Tnijr)
Busy day, with tennis, my grandson's basketball game and my granddaughter's birthday party.
I you you all have a great weekend!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (TdMsT)
It was WSJ not WaPo, my bad. But it wasn't an opinion piece written by Clint. It was just a discussion. "I like certain things that Trump has done but wish he wouldn't do the tweeting and the name calling".
So on that basis you're all Judasing him. Ptui!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (tT0V4)
Well, suppose the entire quote was " The best thing we could do is just get Mike Bloomberg in there...
in the Dem primary!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (BiNEL)
In the trunk of a Kia Rio.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (NWiLs)
Ask Sondra Locke what a ahole he really is....but she's dead so you can't.
Fuck him.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (Z+IKu)
Sandra is dead??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (JFO2v)
She's 98, I'll have to ask her. A month ago she proudly told me she put spinach in her eggs like I'd showed her. Told her she might learn to cook yet.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (nRWPy)
I hear that cupcakes and a bowl of icing for breakfast will calm them down. Of course, I don't have kids, so I don't know.
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (Ydn2k)
Naturalfake, I use the one in the Better Home and Gardens cookbook. No idea how realistic it is but it starts out by soaking the meat for three days and ends up with ginger snaps in the gravy and tastes awfully good. I'll see if I can find a link and if not, I'll type up the recipe for you in the food thread tomorrow.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (/669Q)
There you go. He doesn't get it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
I need to take silver-tongued devil lessons from you NaCLy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (Vf4Y7)
Punks.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 07:59 AM (gd9RK)
Contemplates subscribing to Bandersnatch's newsletter.
Look, I've never sat down with Clint and had a beer, though I do know he wouldn't have a problem with that on beer grounds, but
I'd still love to do it. And I'd buy the round(s).
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: Becky Horowitz from Doylestown, PA at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (0pG7a)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (Tnijr)
wonder is gingers carpet match curtains
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (Vf4Y7)
Gingers dunked in...never you mind.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (NWiLs)
So it's probably a lie about a lie about a lie.
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (/669Q)
This is correct.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (CP/Bn)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:04 AM (tT0V4)
I don't see any other way to read it.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (y7DUB)
in the Dem primary!"
That might change the expressed intent.
Slightly.
But, the quote I am reading ends in a period. Not those little rows of periods, indicating that text was not included in the quote.
https://bit.ly/2T8cGq6
I guess we should give it the standard 48 hours to start having the truth shake out.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (arJlL)
There you go. He doesn't get it.
Yup. But they're fine with the hair-on-fire-screeching insultfest from the dirty commie perverted left.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Just be glad it's not 6 14 year old girls....oy.
Posted by: Tami at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (cF8AT)
So it's probably a lie about a lie about a lie.
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:11 AM (Tnijr)
what is the publication
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (EvnpL)
Form your top link, the FBI was good at bank robbery. They certainly were much less effective in WWII than MI-5.
For the good they do, you subtract the harm. A renewal of a lesser mission seems needed.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:12 AM (z0XD8)
Those were more like Sno Balls than cookies. Cookies are usually flat.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (zr5Kq)
Hey, what happens in Vegas...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:05 AM (u82oZ)
I need to take silver-tongued devil lessons from you NaCLy!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:09 AM (BiNEL)
AOSHQ sweethearts are Bluebell, Fenelon, Hrothgar and Salty Dog.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:07 AM (JoUsr)
"Mandingo"......
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (TdMsT)
Was there a secret vote or something?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 22, 2020 08:10 AM (C1Lsn)
My parents were from Arkansas (left in 40s) and my husband's from nyc. That comment made me laugh. Not only can't you find them, don't say it out loud.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (nRWPy)
Your skill set at partying and party organization is very extensive. And not everyone can make a great party just happen.
You make it look easy, like a swan gliding over still water, with no one seeing the feet paddling as hard as possible.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (u82oZ)
We're not seeing the problem here.
Posted by: Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (Ewo9R)
the old if there is grass on the field play ball rule
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:08 AM (JFO2v)
Since November 2018.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (y7DUB)
They weren't small puffy round cookies. These were really thin and flat, delicate and broke easily, almost like pizzeles but crunchier
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (G546f)
Posted by: bill in arkansas
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Made some last week but alas, they were eaten.
Oh and vmom, a refund is where I screwed up estimating and allowed the feds to keep my money for a year and then return it without paying any interest on it.
Grrrr.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (TdMsT)
Really ?
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 07:53 AM (JFO2v)
try EVERY "US research facility"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (BiNEL)
I actually have it typed up as a Word document because I gave the recipe to my friend years ago. I'll just copy and paste it here. Shouldn't be a problem, right?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (Bj+ND)
Nay, I say. You are the one who sent flowers to Ben Had. That is much more impressive. I was taking notes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (JoUsr)
I did it all for the cookie (come on!)
The cookie (come on!)
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your (yeah!)
Stick it up your
I did it all for the cookie (come on!)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (JFO2v)
I'm in the same boat, been looking for answers for a few years. ZMA (which is zinc, magnesium, and B6) seems to get me back to 8 or 9 hours, but it's only been two weeks.
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (g0Lfb)
really thin and flat, delicate and broke easily, almost like pizzeles
but crunchier
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (G546f)
See me at 305
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:13 AM (TdMsT)
Was there a secret vote or something?
Hey, I'm sweet. Except maybe first thing in the morning. Or at work. And don't fuck with me before I have my first drink after work. So I'm not great in the evening.
But I'm sure I'm sweet sometimes.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:15 AM (TdMsT)
Anybody that disagrees with Ladyl on that points gets a night in the box!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (zr5Kq)
Ten bucks says she votes in the 2020 election, though.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (tT0V4)
And votes (D)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Leeloo at February 22, 2020 08:18 AM (DMUuz)
Serious Eats fail.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:18 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:18 AM (CP/Bn)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (zr5Kq)
Lol!
But I haven't receive all my 1099s yet, and I've already been warned it's going to be very ugly this year.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (gd9RK)
Zod, too, is sweet.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (G546f)
I am not on that list, by a long shot. You have inspired me, however, to try and work machine gun and hotness into a new appellation for you.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (u82oZ)
Marinade: Combine 1 1/2 cups water; 1 1/2 cups red wine vinegar; 2 medium onions, sliced; 1 lemon, sliced; 12 whole cloves; 6 whole black peppercorns, crushed; 4 bay leaves, crushed; 1 tablespoon sugar; 1 tablespoon salt, and 1/4 teaspoon ground ginger.
1 4-pound boneless beef round rump roast
2 tablespoons cooking oil
1/2 cup chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped carrot
1/4 cup chopped celery
1 cup crushed gingersnaps
Prepare marinade. Place meat in a plastic bag; set in a shallow pan. Pour marinade over meat; close bag. Refrigerate 72 hours, turning meat occasionally. Remove meat; pat excess moisture from meat. Strain marinade; set aside. In a Dutch oven brown meat on all sides in hot oil. Drain off fat. Add reserved marinade, chopped onion, carrot, and celery. Cover; simmer about 2 hours or until meat is tender. Transfer meat to a platter, keep warm. Reserve 2 cups cooking liquid and vegetables in Dutch oven (you can put this in a blender first to puree the veggies). Stir in gingersnaps and 2/3 cup water. Cook and stir until thickened and bubbly. Serve with meat and spaetzle. Serves 12.
*says prayer, closes eyes presses "post"*
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Leeloo at Februa
Show us your tits. Again, I mean. Please?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (gd9RK)
...
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:17 AM (gd9RK)
Have you tried a drink before work?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (arJlL)
I researched it and it's not Italy-Italian but an invention of italian immigrants. They're white, glossy, pretty flat, crunchy when fresh, chewy after a day. Light, you can eat them on and on. They dunk them, but I'm an anti-hunger so I don't know what that does.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (nRWPy)
Was there a secret vote or something?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020
Insom!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (ZCEU2)
Turned in our USPS Change of address last night, so that it shifts when we move in.
And as a disabled Vet, I get the fees waived for applying for Concealed Carry in S.C.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (tT0V4)
I actually have it typed up as a Word document because I gave the recipe to my friend years ago. I'll just copy and paste it here. Shouldn't be a problem, right?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (/669Q)
Please.
You are a gentlewoman and a scholar, bluebell!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (z0XD8)
!
Does she wanna make fourteen dollars the hard way ?
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (arJlL)
same as downtown
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (nRWPy)
You.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (Bj+ND)
VIA prefaced his comment with "If the quote is accurate" so it's not like we're going hair on fire about Drumpf cancelling the second amendment, Barr is a derp state plant and other Moron fixations based on REASONS.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (y7DUB)
You put cookies in your meat? Huh.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (TdMsT)
sure, i get it, ugly year
*touches nose
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:22 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:22 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (lwiT4)
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No, silly grammie. In the gravy!
I know, it sounds weird - but the flour in the cookies thickens the gravy perfectly and the spices in the cookies give it the right flavor.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:22 AM (/669Q)
I didn't realize you had found a house - Congratulations!
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:22 AM (lwiT4)
think that Bloomberg is the epitome of class? Because he's not known for his tweets He's not as upfront about things as Trump, but he still says a lot of rude things and is sneaky behind the scenes.
Plus saying "China is not a dictatorship" is just a lie. He's obviously sold out to them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:23 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:18 AM (CP/Bn)
Former Clint wife. Showed some tit in The Outlaw Josey Wales. Tried a little country singing in Any Which Way But Loose. Had her best scenes in The Gauntlet.
I kinda liked her.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 08:23 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:23 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (WI7YS)
I actually have it typed up as a Word document because I gave the recipe to my friend years ago. I'll just copy and paste it here. Shouldn't be a problem, right?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:16 AM (/669Q)
Please.
You are a gentlewoman and a scholar, bluebell!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:20 AM (z0XD
you have Word
We made do with a big chief tablet and finger thick pencil.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (JFO2v)
This.....this is how it's done!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:23 AM (lwiT4)
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Does the Rev let you date now that you're married?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:18 AM (CP/Bn)
Former Clint wife. Showed some tit in The Outlaw Josey Wales. Tried a little country singing in Any Which Way But Loose. Had her best scenes in The Gauntlet.
I kinda liked her.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 08:23 AM (Bj+ND)
She always looked like she was on a 14 day crack bender
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (nRWPy)
I kinda liked her.
Posted by: GnuBreed
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And a whacko in her own right. She was married to her first husband for 22 or so years. Never consumated.
Her death cert lists him as her husband.
Clint was though, a complete dick to her.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (/669Q)
As long as he gets his pepperkaker, he's fine with it.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:23 AM (lwiT4)
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Does the Rev let you date now that you're married?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (/669Q)
I think in Utah that is the law. How else you meeting second hubby or wife?
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (JFO2v)
More accurate to say that Mrs VIA found a four bedroom kitchen that she loves.
But yes...the end of the journey is in sight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (tT0V4)
You are right. We all bring our gifts to this blag.
We are like a self-selected tribe, with broad shoulders from the Flame War days, sharing our thoughts just like travelers talk. I think that is what makes MoMeets special, because we have examined so many areas of life, and we get a deeper understanding of people. Much deeper than with casual acquaintances.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (zr5Kq)
YES
Especially if it's not even your house. Then you don't have to clean up after.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (t+qrx)
She was kind of good looking in that eyes too wide apart way and she did show tit a couple of times. She couldn't really, what's the word, act very well.
And she screwed up Clint's life when he was in his prime which proves that even great men have an Achilles heel except it's spelled t a n g.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (gd9RK)
Thank you, bluebell.
That actually looks very close to her recipe.
She was a German Farm Girl originally, so she would've used reserved bacon grease to brown the meat.
But, very close.
Thanks, again!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (zr5Kq)
YES
Especially if it's not even your house. Then you don't have to clean up after.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (t+qrx)
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I'm in! I'll bring the pickles.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (/669Q)
We made do with a big chief tablet and finger thick pencil."
We had a finger.
And a dust puddle
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:27 AM (tT0V4)
Me too. You gotta do what you gotta do though.
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 22, 2020 08:27 AM (Tnijr)
They think $=class
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (nRWPy)
Money is not everything, but it is way ahead of anything in second place
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:27 AM (CP/Bn)
Posted by: Joe "Pasty" Biden at February 22, 2020 08:27 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: Hey it's a living at February 22, 2020 08:27 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (t+qrx)
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I'm in! I'll bring the pickles.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (/669Q)
I'll print up invitations.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (/669Q)
Especially if it's not even your house. Then you don't have to clean up after.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (t+qrx)
Exactly !
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (zr5Kq)
Study finds that despite recent hints of imminent breakthrough in Jerusalem-Riyadh ties, the kingdom's educational material still teaches that Zionists are enemies of Islam, refuses to use Israel's name, with some even saying it is religious duty to kill Jewish people
Moderates?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (CP/Bn)
The guy with xxxx in his butt? I mean, do they not know what people think immediately?
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (EvnpL)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 22, 2020 08:19 AM (TdMsT)
I'm battling Fidelity this year. Could not find an itemized list that I thought should be in the statement, so I called the help desk.* Once I got to a very nice lady and explained the problem, she said "Oh you just need to look at page 4 of that statement."
I said in a calm voice, "Well I am looking at page 4, and it says "This page intentionally left blank!'"
She said "Oops, oopsie, lets look on-line!"
After some navigation through the web site, we found the form, and sure enough there was the information I needed, just not in the printed official from Fidelity.
I asked for a revised hard copy!
*Pro-tip, I learned that if you curse at the Fidelity automated operator/screener long and hard enough it will route you to an actual person.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:29 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (XzT/D)
Good snapshot at the level of intellect and moral inquiry of the media mind.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:29 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (EvnpL)
Good morning to you too. I haven't heard anything yet, no.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:29 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (nRWPy)
Sounds like someone isn't ready to 'challenge her assumptions.'
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:29 AM (XzT/D)
Does "stoic" mean faggy, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:21 AM (/669Q)
Holy Cow! Yes!
Please.
I feel like I've hit the Culinary Lottery!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: The Misguided Children of Uncle Sam at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (tT0V4)
I see I'm late to this thread. Waiting for the morning coffee break.
And the saying, "The Left can't meme?" It's true also of former Repubs who now are pretending to be full-throated Dems in order to get votes (i.e., Bloomberg).
I overheard my boss on Thursday morning. He's not a big Trump fan, but he does vote R. His comment about the D debate: "Looking at those people, I knew there wasn't one of them I'd trust to run the country."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: Skip at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (/669Q)
think that Bloomberg is the epitome of class? Because he's not known for his tweets He's not as upfront about things as Trump, but he still says a lot of rude things and is sneaky behind the scenes.
I swear Bloomberg is an aspie. His manner and apparent difficulty dealing with people sure seem to indicate it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 22, 2020 08:31 AM (oVJmc)
Tasty little things."
OOH RAH !!!!
Posted by: The Misguided Children of Uncle Sam
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MCUS?
I've been spelling it rong all this time. LOL
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 08:31 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (t+qrx)
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I'm in! I'll bring the pickles.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (/669Q)
We should throw a bachelor party/bridal shower while we are at it too. Bride/groom to be announced closer tot the date.
Anybody wanna get married ....soon ??? Seasoned planners available !
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:31 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:24 AM (WI7YS)
Some people think being rich is synonymous with having class.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2020 08:31 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (EvnpL)
Good morning to you too. I haven't heard anything yet, no.
Posted by: hogmartin
BRRRRAAAAAAAAAAP !
Ummm...I haven't heard anything, either ........
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 22, 2020 08:28 AM (CP/Bn)
Yes, I think the Saudis are the only moderates in the islamic world!
Good thing we* can depend on them!
*and many US politicians
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:31 AM (BiNEL)
Trump Is Macho. Buttigieg Is Stoic. Who Wins The Contest Of American Manliness.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (XzT/D)
Que es mas muchacho??
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:32 AM (JFO2v)
So you think he's the senator not the receptacle? I guess that's marginally more manly if you get past the liking of hairybutts.
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (nRWPy)
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (1xXGH)
Heat 2 tablespoons bacon drippings or cooking oil in a big saucepan or Dutch oven. Stir in 1/4 cup packed brown sugar, 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar, 1/4 cup water, 1 1/4 teaspoons salt, 1/2 to 1 teaspoon caraway seed, and dash pepper. Add 4 cups shredded red cabbage and 2 cups cubed unpeeled apple, stirring to coat. Cover and cook over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally. For crisp cabbage, cook 15 minutes; for tender cabbage, cook about 30 minutes. Makes 5 or 6 servings.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (/669Q)
From the info I'm seeing, he was a gay dude, and she was well aware of this when she married him. She described him as being "like a sister".
Pretty common back in those days for gay dudes to arrange some kind of sham marriage.
Posted by: Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: dagny at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (nRWPy)
Does "stoic" mean faggy, now?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (1xXGH)
stoic
takes an assfucking like a real man
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 22, 2020 08:33 AM (JFO2v)
I've been spelling it rong all this time. LOL"
I didn't want anyone to think it was meant in any manner other than tongue-in-cheek.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:34 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:34 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 22, 2020 08:34 AM (EvnpL)
When I first saw the mention of "Clint's wife," I thought you all meant Clint Black's wife Lisa Hartman Black.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at February 22, 2020 08:34 AM (4c+5M)
That wouldn't surprise me. I've told before that my brother-in-law got rich selling compression technology to Bloomberg for his boxes and he said Bloomberg was brilliant. This is before the News, before Mayor, back when he was inventing crack for Wall Street traders.
That's a realm where someone on the spectrum could thrive. And he seems genuinely baffled when people don't just like him. That could be either that he's insulated himself with his wealth, or that he's on the spectrum, or both.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (gd9RK)
And a dust puddle
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:27 AM (tT0V4)
You had dust AND a puddle...
We had to sell all our dust to keep from being evicted from the puddle!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (BiNEL)
Trump Is Macho. Buttigieg Is Stoic. Who Wins The Contest Of American Manliness.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:26 AM (XzT/D)
WaPo is so clever. This is how they plan to obviate his gayness.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (lwiT4)
May you be blesses with sun, warmth and no unwanted phone calls.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (u82oZ)
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 teaspoon salt
2 eggs
3/4 cup milk
Stir together flour and salt. Combine eggs and milk; stir into the flour mixture. Pour batter into a spaetzle maker over a kettle of boiling salted water. Press batter through the spaetzle maker. Cook and stir 5 minutes. Drain well. Toss with a few tablespoons of butter to prevent sticking. Makes 4 cups.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:35 AM (/669Q)
I've been calling him "White Obama".
The smug is identical.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:36 AM (Ewo9R)
But yes...the end of the journey is in sight.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:25 AM (tT0V4)
Balmer county?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2020 08:36 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:36 AM (arJlL)
As the mother of an Aspie, I wouldn't be surprised if Bloomberg is also one. That would make Blomberg more tolerable than my thinking he's just a cold, dour, sneaky plutocrat. I still wouldn't vote for him.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:36 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:36 AM (Ewo9R)
Don't you know -- that's the new stoicism.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (H8QX8)
Please tell me you didn't save this for TDG V II.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (BiNEL)
==
And then they invaded Denmark ??
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (zr5Kq)
From the info I'm seeing, he was a gay dude, and she was well aware of this when she married him. She described him as being "like a sister".
Pretty common back in those days for gay dudes to arrange some kind of sham marriage.
Posted by: Bill Clinton and Prince Andrew at February 22, 2020
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Something like Charles Laughton and Elsa Lanchester. He was supposed to be gay, but for some reason Elsa (who was a smokeshow in the '30s, when she did Bride of Frankenstein) married him and stayed with him until he died. They worked together -- see Witness for the Prosecution.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: t-bird at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (kVtFF)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:38 AM (zr5Kq)
You're thinking sciatic, I think.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:38 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (BiNEL)
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Hi Hrothgar! No, I typed all that up years ago for a friend. She and her family were visiting and that's what I made for dinner, and she wanted the recipe.
I haven't made it in a long time, and now I'm thinking I really need to!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:38 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2020 08:38 AM (MU2MU)
Posted by: no good deed at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2020 08:37 AM (kVtFF)
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You're welcome! Are you going to try it?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:38 AM (/669Q)
It really sounds scrumptious!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:40 AM (BiNEL)
A preview?
"Man high on 'zombie drug' Spice saws off own leg"
https://tinyurl.com/uh69akz
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:40 AM (Tnijr)
Hmmm.... you may be onto something there.
He did sorta look like an aspie kid being stuffed into a locker when the communists started ganging up on him.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:40 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:41 AM (1xXGH)
I've also frozen it when left over and then reheated it later. Still good.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:41 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:42 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:41 AM (1xXGH)
Stronk. Like bool.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:42 AM (JoUsr)
A preview?
"Man high on 'zombie drug' Spice saws off own leg"
https://tinyurl.com/uh69akz
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:40 AM (Tnijr)
Spice is cannabis like drug. Just saying.
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:42 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:43 AM (Ewo9R)
It's times like this that I think I made a judgment error in getting out of the Civil Service. My honesty would have prevented my from rising very far, but I'd have been completely immune from being fired for treachery or incompetence!
And I could have retired with a sweet pension, good medical insurance, and lived next to Lois Lerner!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:43 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: no good deed at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (m45I2)
We can do etymology behind his back. "Stal", archaic German for steel. "Wart", the Dutch equivalent of "Wort", an intermediate product of beer production.
Stalwart, the courage that comes from beer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:41 AM (1xXGH)
they are all p*ssies !
Posted by: Strapping at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:39 AM (tT0V4)
Whoa, finally exiting the Old Line State! Although I left almost half a century ago, and would never go back for all of Bloomberg's jack, there are still things I look back on fondly that made me the reprobate I am.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (y7DUB)
Stolid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:43 AM (Ewo9R)
They're all better than "Stupid".
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (BiNEL)
Now I'm going to feel some compassion for Bloomberg.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:45 AM (WI7YS)
And the guileless, completely unselfconscious way he makes statements that can be both true and yet are not generally considered suitable observations for polite company. And then appears shocked by the reception, time and again.
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:45 AM (XzT/D)
Posted by: no good deed at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (MmFTx)
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Oh, c'mon - you know the first rule of cooking for kiddom. Never tell them what's in it!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:45 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 08:45 AM (m45I2)
Hence, Steel Reserve malt liquor.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:45 AM (Ewo9R)
Posted by: Zod at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (XzT/D)
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Yes! I get the same feeling, Fen. I deeply sense that Blooms thinks his money entitles him to the presidency. I've never gotten that feeling about Trump. Trump doesn't stick his elitist nose in the air. Bloomberg does. At least, metaphorically.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (gd9RK)
We can do etymology behind his back. "Stal", archaic German for steel. "Wart", the Dutch equivalent of "Wort", an intermediate product of beer production.
Stalwart, the courage that comes from beer.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Whoa. That's fascinating.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (1xXGH)
🂡
Posted by: runner at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (kVtFF)
I overheard my boss on Thursday morning. He's not a big Trump fan, but he does vote R. His comment about the D debate: "Looking at those people, I knew there wasn't one of them I'd trust to run the country."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at February 22, 2020 08:30 AM (4c+5M)
That's why I think the Dim Elite will engineer a Brokered Convention, and then sp[ring somebody on us,
who they can use like an Obama Blank Slate.
That's their best option and probably why they brought in the Superdelegates after the first vote.
They might go for someone who is part of a big contingent of their donating donors-
Maybe Buttigieg cuz teh Gheys give a lot of moolah to the Dims. A lot.
Or Hillary! or Warren for the Crazy Cat Lady Contingent cuz they also give a lot of bucks.
Then they can sigh and say "we tried but (fill in the Blank) Americans aren't ready for a (fill in the blank President)."
Bu-u-u-ut, I think it'll be somebody new or newish who's THE GREATEST AND MOST WONDERFUL AND WISE AND SPIRITUAL HUMAN BIENG EVAH AND WE'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE THEM RUN FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!11111!!!!!!
And all the Dims will fall in line like they always do.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (z0XD8)
Stolid.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 22, 2020 08:43 AM
They're all better than "Stupid"
Stoolid about covers it for Bootygig.
Posted by: f'd at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Drunken Yoda at February 22, 2020 08:46 AM (4aiuQ)
Posted by: weirdflunky at February 22, 2020 08:47 AM (cknjq)
==
It's a great movie, but that scene is very hard to watch.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:47 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 22, 2020 08:47 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: no good deed at February 22, 2020 08:48 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:48 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: no good deed at February 22, 2020 08:48 AM (MmFTx)
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Whoops! Well, naturally the rule extends to husbanddom, too.
How's your back feeling these days?
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020! at February 22, 2020 08:48 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:49 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JT at February 22, 2020 08:49 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 22, 2020 08:51 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 22, 2020 08:51 AM (1xXGH)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 22, 2020 08:51 AM (BiNEL)
Queens
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 22, 2020 08:52 AM (RUEc6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:49 AM (WI7YS)
Many people who work with computers tend to be, but far more claim to be when they realize it can give them an excuse to write off being lousy at interpersonal skills. I think I've worked with two who were legitimately, noticeably autistic.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 22, 2020 08:52 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 08:52 AM (m45I2)
Everywhere else: Gingersnaps.
Posted by: Zod
If there was a store bought cookie in the house when I was growing. that's what we had
Posted by: Bruce at February 22, 2020
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The only cookies Mom "made" when I was growing up were the Pillsbury frozen dough chocolate chip cookies. Which used to be a better bargain than now; each slice from the roll was supposed to be cut in quarters, and each quarter made a complete decent-sized cookie.
Otherwise it was Oreos or other Nabisco cookies.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius [/b[ at February 22, 2020 08:53 AM (4c+5M)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 22, 2020 08:53 AM (MU2MU)
Posted by: Honeymoon Sanders at February 22, 2020 08:54 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: no good deed at February 22, 2020 08:54 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:54 AM (WI7YS)
Danke, bluebell.
Next time I can get everyone together, they're going to be
blitzkrieged with deliciousness!
Posted by: naturalfake at February 22, 2020 08:55 AM (z0XD8)
My good friend has two of three kids who are on the autism spectrum. She said she didn't realize until after she was married for a while that her husband probably was too but she laughed about it. He did IT for the defense dept.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 22, 2020 08:56 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 22, 2020 08:44 AM (m45I2)
A very fair argument, one I contemplated making, but due to brevity, I didn't.
I could have also pointed out that she was portrayed as a simpleton taken advantage of by Josey after rescuing her from Mexican slavers, and left that part out too.
Watch the whole movie, The Outlaw Josey Wales, if you want ALL the context. I highly recommend the movie.
PS -- It shows The Union as a buncha unprincipled cocksuckers. Let's not forget that part of the movie.
Posted by: GnuBreed at February 22, 2020 08:57 AM (Bj+ND)
Posted by: Picric at February 22, 2020 09:12 AM (nonGu)
krak, six through nine is when you can plant all sorts on nonsense in young folks' heads. I had my three nieces believing that there was such s creature as the "rare" Upper Peninsula Culvert Badger for a couple of years after I pointed out its lair during a hike up a hill outside our town. It helped that the father of two of them played off my riffs to further the creature's "history".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 22, 2020 09:29 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mercenary13 at February 22, 2020 09:31 AM (r1mci)
"My wife has already hidden away all the pointies and sharps which is going to make stabbing myself in the jugular far more difficult than is humane."
Dude, rule 8: always have a knife.
Alternatively, you can always break a mirror. Or the cutting edge of the roll of aluminum foil.
Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 22, 2020 09:47 AM (8usCR)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 22, 2020 08:14 AM (JoUsr)
I just went and ate about 6. Oatmeal; bakery-made.
Posted by: m at February 22, 2020 09:54 AM (ghFVE)
If you're smart, the party is limited to 2 hours, you load them up with sugar, and send them home.
Posted by: SkylerKat at February 22, 2020 10:17 AM (iABp1)
Posted by: vivi at February 22, 2020 10:20 AM (11H2y)
Posted by: cnation at February 22, 2020 10:36 AM (DML7G)
I have been thinking back on my life and just realized sonething.
Had I not spent so much time and money chasing women, I would not have had 7 children by 6 different mothers.
Time really does bring wisdom.
Posted by: Slow Steve at February 22, 2020 10:46 AM (Pgcou)
Posted by: vivi at February 22, 2020 10:48 AM (11H2y)
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