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New Polls for Michigan and Wisconsin

Michigan isn't that great, except when you consider that Trump's support are almost certainly greatly understated.

But then...

... feast your eyes on Wisconsin.

Well hellooo, Nurse!


Also: Trump hits his first ever positive job approval in Gallup, 49 positive 48. Negative.


Semi-sorta-related:


Here's some Not Safe For Work Steel Panther to celebrate.

Posted by: Ace at 03:05 PM




Comments

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1 First!

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 03:04 PM (3sOO0)

2 Please clap!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (vEIlU)

3 But Pennsylvania!

Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (+fPHo)

4 When is Trump going to pardon Stone?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)

5 Centrist!

Posted by: David Peel at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (We5+z)

6 4-Hours later....

Posted by: Memories at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (mwcEF)

7 Oh man, I wish the country would move to the center.

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)

8 FINALLY

It's our time!

Posted by: Centrists everywhere at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (l8gTz)

9 Insert centered Christmas tree 'drawing' here.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (TQ/zJ)

10 Right down the middle!

Posted by: Joe Mama at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (We5+z)

11 Nd or rd or th

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (y0/1d)

12 Michigan always seemed like a woebegone state to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vkS2Z)

13 Things are lining up for Trump and the Blog.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (hLRSq)

14 The center cannot hold. Things fall apart.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (J+mig)

15 Yeah, just call me Steeler's Wheel.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (sy5kK)

16 racecar

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (xfb67)

17 Stuck in the middle with ewe.

Posted by: Somali Stealers Wheel at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (We5+z)

18 12 Michigan always seemed like a woebegone state to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vkS2Z)


That's in Minnesota.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

19 Why you-a no-a like-a us? Is so sad.

Posted by: The Italicans at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (l8gTz)

20 Where in Wisconsin is Quinnipiac University?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (Ejm1K)

21 ^
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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (wCmLp)

22 I feel out of sorts, kind of centered if you will.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (JUOKG)

23 But but but... Blue Wave.

Posted by: Flyguy at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (3sOO0)

24 Man I wish Ace would stick with one style in his new decorating scheme.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (y0/1d)

25 4 When is Trump going to pardon Stone?

Posted by: Seems Legit at February 20, 2020 03:05 PM (jUVms)


Maybe you should take that question to Donald Trump.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (hLRSq)

26 Is Ace playing both ends against the middle?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (TdMsT)

27 Yeah, I tried looking up "rough hardcore midget gangbang" earlier too.

Very disappointing result.

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (6Q/Pa)

28 Centered

Posted by: Self at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (We5+z)

29 My dingus isn't symetrical.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (xfb67)

30 Right down the middle.

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (veJcn)

31 Yes, but the University of Vermont poll of drunken coeds found that Bernie is leading Trump by +39.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

32 I am feeling stuck in the Middle with Yinzss

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (BqBId)

33 New content AND flaming skull content?

YES!

this is what happens when you're late. . .

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (xptlg)

34 Well hellooo, Nurse!

LOL
Perfect.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (aS1PU)

35 The margins are closing in.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (hKi6n)

36 Mike Bloomberg

Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown?


for real?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

37 Why is Michgan not that great? I can't view it.

Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (i5a1M)

38 So much winning in those polls

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (y0/1d)

39 Trump likely doesn't need MI or PA if he's got WI. Wow.

Don't sit, vote!

Posted by: Memories at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (mwcEF)

40
Polls, feh.

BBL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (fUqBx)

41 Curves to the left a little.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (xfb67)

42 lol, Trump talking about Stone and the anti Trump foreman woman

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (vEIlU)

43 Caw caw. Caw caw

Posted by: Big Alfredo at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (GY7zX)

44 The only thing you'll find.

Posted by: Road Kill at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (We5+z)

45 testing

Posted by: proof of spoof at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (B+t5k)

46 The middle is weird looking.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (vN4+Q)

47 If Trump is that far ahead in Wisconsin Michigan will be in his column too

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (BqBId)

48 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.

Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

49 On topic, it *seems* that as time goes by, and the alternatives to Trump introduce themselves to the population, the population makes its decision. And that is "I'll pass on the Donkey."

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (hLRSq)

50 Two things:
1) WTF is Bloomberg thinking, engaging with Trump on Trump's terms and on Trump's battlefield? I don't like the guy, but I didn't think he was stupid.
2) That Pornhub mockup is absolutely freaking hilarious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (I2dne)

51 Wisconsin?

There's got to be a "Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha" joke in there somewhere.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (m45I2)

52 36 wow Mini is out.-MeanGirling Mayor Pete.

Posted by: kallisto at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (i5a1M)

53 I am thinking the Steel Panther intro is the root cause.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)

54
36 Mike Bloomberg 

Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown? 

for real?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (vEIlU)

Wow, Mini Mike, if you had the wit of an intern with four hours of time, you might have won last night.

PDJT

Posted by: trev006 at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (6Q/Pa)

55 1 Yes, but the University of Vermont poll of drunken coeds found that Bernie is leading Trump by +39.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)


Sad to say that in Vermont he probably is.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (kUmUV)

56 Can't say I was ever familiar with that group of "artistes" before. I'd rather celebrate with-if we're talking about somewhat modern groups-Dire Straits

And what's with grown "artistes" sticking out their tongues? Is this a thing that goes way. way back?!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (WI7YS)

57 If Trump loses Michigan, can he EO factories to close?

Since they don't want him, they shouldn't share in any benefits his policies bring.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (sNYFR)

58 Anyone seen me?

Posted by: 4 Matt at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (We5+z)

59 Nice..I feel centered. I wonder if we can Ace to combine this with yesterdays all gray double undernood?

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (B99TD)

60 Poll troll says Trump loses to everyone. Not just candidates but everyone. He's seen the polls.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (ScEe1)

61 When is Trump going to pardon Stone?

He'll almost certainly wait and watch the conviction be thrown out based on overwhelming, and obvious, impropriety but the judge/jury. Why give them a talking point?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (ExV1e)

62 18 12 Michigan always seemed like a woebegone state to me.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:06 PM (vkS2Z)


That's in Minnesota.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Tickets Available for Bulwark - The Cuck Whisperer at The Outrage Outlet! at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (hLRSq)

Yes. And Wisconsin, too, as far as I'm concerned. It's ALL woebegone.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (vkS2Z)

63 Bloomberg is in for the duration. Even if he has suck ass poll numbers and doesn't do well in the primaries, the Dems need him around for his money.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (y0/1d)

64 In Michigan, they are still counting those 1.2 million names that non-corrupt courts (NOT like Amy Jackson Berman's court - the honest kind), and those are included in the totals.


Really not bad being down 3 to 5 points when 1.2 million dead people are polled and counted against you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (sy5kK)

65 Maybe if I hire Mummenschanz as my consultants, it'll give me the boost I need.

Posted by: Miko El Piquito Bloombergo at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (BrfST)

66 Maybe Kristol will hold a rally in Wisconsin.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (ScEe1)

67 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)


polls in February.
don't bank on any of it

plus, silent majority

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (vEIlU)

68 Wait, midget gangbang?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (RD7QR)

69 Middle of the road!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (jW9oF)

70 Stone is not in jail yet.

Trump will wait to see if Stone gets a new trial and a change of venue. If he doesn't, the Trump will probably wait until December to pardon him.

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (+0uDE)

71 21 Oh Tannenbaum Oh Tannenbaum
wie trau sind deine Blatter


how loyal are your needles? wut wut

Posted by: Rutabaga at February 20, 2020 03:11 PM (LilNs)

72
I hadn't NEARLY exhausted the Ilhan thread, but I'm content to wait #TwoWeeks for the next one, when we find out that the local Somali leader who squealed on her didn't kill himself.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (M9ntN)

73 48 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)

Polls are kind of like the fortune teller machines at carnivals- except without the redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

74 LOL get fucked you micro tyrant

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (KNsKs)

75 I'm feeling surprisingly centered

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (l4C/z)

76 Ono

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (xfb67)

77 Doubt he is that far ahead on the DemoCRAZY's & behind in Pa. & Mi. I think they know Wis. is gone so they gave him a big lead But made Pa. & Mi. bad. Don't buy it for a second

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (BqBId)

78 th

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (v0R5T)

79 I'm a centrist.

Posted by: JEB!! at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (BRpqW)

80 President Trump doing stand up now at Las Vegas event. He is having fun. fox

Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (WX+x0)

81 How does Quinnipiac select respondents? Those numbers in Michigan look *bad* but if it's "all adults" or "Dem +4" or something, less so.

Just wondering. I stand by me stance that polls this early for the general are pointless.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (I2dne)

82 lol, Trump listing all of the liars, starting with Comey

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (vEIlU)

83 Mini mike better not pick a Twitter war with the master troll. He will lose badly.

Posted by: Timon at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (AZ3vg)

84 Centered, much like Mike Bloomberg!

Posted by: Surfperch, on the Quest for Bloomberg's riches at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (ovHX/)

85 I am thinking the Steel Panther intro is the root cause.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (XyVor)


Steel Panther: 60% of the time it works all of the time.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (aS1PU)

86 This always happens. I get all centered and shit hen it changes and I fall on my side.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (Orx/W)

87 Yes, but the University of Vermont poll of drunken coeds found that Bernie is leading Trump by +39.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:08 PM (RD7QR)

And I tink, there needs to be jello shots! And Ambuh, and Tiffany should make out! For the wuhking class!

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (U7voe)

88 A
AB
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (l4C/z)

89 What*s up with Wisconsin? Did Madison finally secede to Canada?

Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (4Ru5B)

90 I'm feeling surprisingly centered
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards


Ohm, ohm, ohmmmmmmm

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (sNYFR)

91 I wann reach out and grabya

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (l4C/z)

92 You can give a poll to drunk coeds as long as you get consent.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (ScEe1)

93 How much pain was involved in Dowd composing that tweet?
Probably so prosaic because he was resisting every temptation to spin it as #OrangeManStillTotallyBad.


Dowd: *types*

"High polling for #OrangeManBad BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL SUCH STUPID UNCHRISTIAN EVANGELICAL RUBES YEAAAARRGH!"

*deletes*
*does another shot*
*types most bland, least complimentary description of poll possible*

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (bDqIh)

94 Not criticizing ace because it's a major part of political reporting but my eyes roll in the back of my head when I see a poll post. I'm here to read the OT comments.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (rxtQa)

95 57 If Trump loses Michigan, can he EO factories to close?

Since they don't want him, they shouldn't share in any benefits his policies bring.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (sNYFR)

You know the nice thing about Trump is that though he'll smack you in the face, he doesn't seem to be a petty, vindictive person hellbent on destroying the lives of his ideological opponents.

Posted by: kathysaysso at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (vkS2Z)

96 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!



I don't get it.


Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM

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Scratching my head on how Trump is "losing" to every single democrat candidate in the MI poll. It's a mystery.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (JUOKG)

97 Has andycanuck been around? I feel like andycanuck hasn't been around.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ScEe1)

98 What's the deal with Michigan?

Posted by: Inogame at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ySZHT)

99 C-Net wants me to allow Alexa to choose my clothes. Will hilarity ensue?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (RD7QR)

100 How does Trump win Wisconsin but lose Michigan?

Not buying it.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (ZLI7S)

101 I'd pull the lever for Bloomberg...

...if I had any damn arms!

Posted by: Brain enroute to Kenosha via mail truck at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (m45I2)

102
This always happens. I get all centered and shit hen it changes and I fall on my side.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

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Wait til you see what happens to Alex's tree @21.

(Actually, I already know; it looks like the right half of a tree.)

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (M9ntN)

103 Did you know that YouTube is cool with nudity if it involves Steel Panther doing a live concert. Like for instance if you were to look up their performance at Hellfest 2017 where they have a bunch of girls from the crowd get up on stage.

Posted by: buzzion at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (Z7lwY)

104 You know the nice thing about Trump is that though he'll smack you in the face, he doesn't seem to be a petty, vindictive person hellbent on destroying the lives of his ideological opponents.
Posted by: kathysaysso


Yeah. That's where Trump & I differ.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (sNYFR)

105 What's the deal with Michigan?
Posted by: Inogame at February 20, 2020 03:14 PM (y

I read that in the Jerry Seinfeld voice.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (rxtQa)

106
SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

Which means? They don't know.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67)

107 We all remember how insanely accurate Qinnipippiacacaiac polls are.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ovHX/)

108
You know the nice thing about Trump is that though he'll smack you in the face, he doesn't seem to be a petty, vindictive person hellbent on destroying the lives of his ideological opponents.


He doesn't seem to hold a grudge unless you try and stab him in the back later.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (wCmLp)

109 Centered with margins blown means plenty of room over here on the left wing.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (g0Lfb)

110
Polls are kind of like the fortune teller machines at carnivals- except without the redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:12 PM (XyVor)

I wanna be.... BIG.

Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (ScEe1)

111
88

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (M9ntN)

112 Is this just a preemptive strike to keep the annoying poll troll ggrreegg away?

Posted by: josephistan at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Izzlo)

113 88
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:13 PM (l4C/z)

You need a hobby Mark.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

114 I feel centered

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (tT0V4)

115 It's been you
AoSHQ

Right down the centerline.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (q1Pj5)

116
Polls are kind of like the fortune teller machines at carnivals- except without the redeeming qualities.

Posted by: Aetius451AD


FREE ZOLTAR!!!

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (aKsyK)

117 21 ^
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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (wCmLp)

Nice one!

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (UZ8BZ)

118 Hard to believe that gay looking dude goes down on women.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (v0R5T)

119 All of my bitches have signed NDAs.

Posted by: Carnival Barking Clown at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (2Mnv1)

120
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you.

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You need to hit ENTER before the first A.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

121 Shouldn't you be pardoning Roger Stone, you #carnivalbarkingclown?

OMG, Bloomberg was a meanie on Twitter? Will the usual suspects retire to their fainting couches or is it okay when the target is OrangeManBad?

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (ExV1e)

122 My #1 rule for dealing with pollsters,

LIE!!!

Posted by: rd at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (+0uDE)

123 Let's not get overconfident.

Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (acl3b)

124
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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

125 DJT, " I'd love to see Roger Stone exonerated."

Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (WX+x0)

126 21

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Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07 PM (wCmLp)

Now without the lead-in numbers I left in.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (UZ8BZ)

127 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)

128 That's right morons. Who da cheesehead? I'm da cheesehead.

**puts maple syrup on all the French Toast**

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (sjdRT)

129 I am internalizing the polls as we speak.

Posted by: Pete Bootygig at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (wWJIH)

130 OMG, Bloomberg was a meanie on Twitter? Will the usual suspects retire to their fainting couches or is it okay when the target is OrangeManBad?
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (ExV1e)
+++++++++++++
I mean, c'mon. You know the answer.

This is just a "hot take" about "truth to power."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (I2dne)

131
(*Y*) ) .(
( v )

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (88+cf)

132 SATOR
AREPO
TENET
OPERA
ROTAS

Which means? They don't know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67)
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"The sower Arepo controls the wheels with an effort."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (jW9oF)

133 </c>
<i>1) WTF is Bloomberg thinking, engaging with Trump on Trump's terms and
on Trump's battlefield? I don't like the guy, but I didn't think he was
stupid.</i>

My guess is that he wants to be seen as a fighter and doesn't want to let Trump get in punches without Bloomberg fighting back. If the dem primary voters think he'll take the fight to trump they may be more apt to vote for him.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (ky+MF)

134 Centered, Where the hell did you find that foul hilarious band?

The Drats have to know they are screwed.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (0OmEj)

135 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:16 PM (M9ntN)

Very nice, thank you

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)

136
I wanna be.... BIG.
Posted by: Mini Mike Bloomberg


That didn't work out so well for Mickey Rooney on The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Ilhan Omar at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (aKsyK)

137 Wait. I'll bet nobody ever called Hitler a #carnivalbarkingclown and got away with it.

Trump really needs to up his Hitlering game.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (EimXz)

138

has there ever been a right - margin comment scenario...?

Posted by: just curious at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (iXzWX)

139 SATOR
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ROTAS

Which means? They don't know.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020


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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (Ejm1K)

140 No worries. Billy Snack Barr is gonna be all over the voter fraud in 2020. Once he gets his ducks lined up in 2025, there will be hell to pay.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ScEe1)

141 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

And Pornhub.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (sNYFR)

142 [/c]
test

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (ky+MF)

143 Once the dems have their pick, it won't take long for America to realize the democrat party is insane.

Posted by: IanDeal at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (vgGyZ)

144 Trump making a long comment about Stone...basically saying will let the process play out before he uses any Presidential power he has.

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (cF8AT)

145 https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=RQvyTxIBgxM
(remove space)
A little Trumpian mood music dedicated to mini Mike


"Break You"
Rag Doll

Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (dWuLS)

146
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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (l4C/z)

147 Well I have a gun collection.

And a dog.

And a job.

And this blog...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)

Fair enough. Don't over do it. You're plate is full. lol.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (Orx/W)

148 137 Wait. I'll bet nobody ever called Hitler a #carnivalbarkingclown and got away with it.

Trump really needs to up his Hitlering game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (EimXz)

Who gets anschlussed? Canada? Cuba?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (J+mig)

149 141 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards

And Pornhub.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (sNYFR)

*deletes browser history*

It was only for research!

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (l4C/z)

150
has there ever been a right - margin comment scenario...?
Posted by: just curious at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (iXzWX)

Oh that handle. I suddenly feel nauseous.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (ScEe1)

151 **puts maple syrup on all the French Toast**
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (sjdRT)


Aaaaiiiiiieeeeee !!!!!!

** starts sprinting in all directions to avoid the nuke **

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (LPnfS)

152 148 137 Wait. I'll bet nobody ever called Hitler a #carnivalbarkingclown and got away with it.

Trump really needs to up his Hitlering game.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (EimXz)

Who gets anschlussed? Canada? Cuba?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (J+mig)

Greenland, but nobody noticed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (RD7QR)

153 There's a certain majesty to center alignment.
Hey, minimike, Trump does great in debates, how bout you?

Posted by: dagny at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (nRWPy)

154 It was only for research!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:19 PM (l4C/z)

For Academic Purposes, you mean.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (J+mig)

155 I'd asked Zoltar to split the country in two.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (rxtQa)

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158 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

*************


Parts Is Parts - a limerick

An organ donor named Theodosha
After too many drinks of ambrosia
Left her heart in San Francisco
Sent her kidney to Chicago
And her brain's on it's way to Kenosha!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (m45I2)

159
But PredictIt has the Dems up by 20%!!!!!!

Posted by: In before the troll at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (eXA4G)

160
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Which means? They don't know.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (xfb67)

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"The sower Arepo controls the wheels with an effort."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (jW9oF)

It's another crummy commercial.

Posted by: Ralphie Parker at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (q1Pj5)

161 Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020 03:20 PM (U7voe)
++++++++++++
Awesome.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (I2dne)

162 dang
Pixy broke my bitch's legs like a stone-cold pimp with a short count.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (fUqBx)

163 Why not?

Posted by: ... [/CENTER] at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (ScEe1)

164 When the tide rolls back in, all those centered trees will be GONE!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (sy5kK)

165 There's a certain majesty to center alignment.
.........

Great for dimensioning.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

166 So there's still no proof that the person who we believe is Omars brother is in fat her brother though? like a birth certificate? or a birth mark?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (Orx/W)

167 There's got to be a "Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha" joke in there somewhere.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:10 PM (m45I2)
++++++++++++
I built my DNC front-runner
One piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (I2dne)

168
An organ donor named Theodosha
After too many drinks of ambrosia
Left her heart in San Francisco
Sent her kidney to Chicago
And her brain's on it's way to Kenosha!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020


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"I sent my sinuses to Arizona,
"I sent my liver to Peru;
"I sent my lungs and my kidneys
"For the summer to Sydney
"But I'm sending my heart to you!

-- George Carlin

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (Ejm1K)

169 >>My guess is that he wants to be seen as a fighter and doesn't want to
let Trump get in punches without Bloomberg fighting back. If the dem
primary voters think he'll take the fight to trump they may be more apt
to vote for him.


Also? Trump is getting under his skin. How often do you think Bloomberg has had to deal with public insults like this? .

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:22 PM (bDqIh)

170 Or

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (ScEe1)

171 Trump making a long comment about Stone...basically
saying will let the process play out before he uses any Presidential
power he has.


Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM

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Good. That's exactly what he needs to do. Don't mess with any pardon until the entire process plays out or stone is ordered to report to jail.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)

172 Highly plausible scenarios where WI is the winning state. But we need more and more for sure. Census year, lets get the coattails going.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JRaU+)

173 Bonus points if Trump Tweets "Son,I take dumps bigger than you"

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (KNsKs)

174 Quinnipiac is also left of center.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (CPk08)

175 Very centered, I see

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (77WPm)

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Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:18 PM (l4C/z)

Shapely. But it is going to look like a Picasso when the centering gets fixed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (XyVor)

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Wow.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (Orx/W)

178 Everybody making center puns will soon regret it.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

179
I wonder who will get fired over this. Bloomberg "news" is reporting that the Bloomberg campaign released an edited video of last night's debate showing Bloomberg asking a question and clips of the other candidates looking like the had no clue on how to answer him. It turns out the clips of the other candidates were from different parts of the debate not after he asked his question

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (kw5n8)

180 Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:07

That's a nice one.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (OiC69)

181 Is it in yet?

Posted by: Mrs Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (q1Pj5)

182 Bonus points if Trump Tweets "Son,I take dumps bigger than you"
Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020


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Mitch: "Hey, Curly! Kill anybody today?"

Curly: "Day ain't over yet."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (Ejm1K)

183 178
Everybody making center puns will soon regret it.


Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

Yeah, like three thread from now.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (1CjJc)

184 Canadian border agents seize human brain in mail truck heading to Kenosha...

Hey you Kenosha hooligans. Have some respect for Abby Normal's Friends and Family ...

Posted by: Adriane the Chicken Little was an Optimist Critic ... at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (LPnfS)

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dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!

GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)

186 127 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)


Other than the dog, you actually admit to this, and work in Seattle?

Dude!!!

*fearless*

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

187 I guess Holder sees the same polls.

They know. So,

Former A.G. Eric Holder advocates for SCOTUS term limits, blasts Barr at Pomona talk

Of course he does.

He knows.

But, you bet your sweet bippy, they would reverse it if in power.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (vEIlU)

188 Also? Trump is getting under his skin. How often do you think Bloomberg has had to deal with public insults like this? .
Posted by: Lizzy


As a billionaire that can buy and sell people?

Never.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (sNYFR)

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Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (Orx/W)

190 AOS is where the moderates go for news from the center

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (rpxSz)

191 186 127 You need a hobby Mark.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:15 PM (Orx/W)

Well I have a gun collection.
And a dog.
And a job.
And this blog...
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:17 PM (l4C/z)


Other than the dog, you actually admit to this, and work in Seattle?

Dude!!!

*fearless*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (sy5kK)

I'm out and proud.
It's the Seattle way

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (l4C/z)

192 I wonder who will get fired over this. Bloomberg "news" is reporting that the Bloomberg campaign released an edited video of last night's debate showing Bloomberg asking a question and clips of the other candidates looking like the had no clue on how to answer him. It turns out the clips of the other candidates were from different parts of the debate not after he asked his question
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (kw5n

Pretty sure you're well aware the answer is "nobody" and you're just being rhetorical

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (77WPm)

193 dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!



GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)

LMAO!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:26 PM (Orx/W)

194 Everybody making center puns will soon regret it.


Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (MxEKc)

Center formatting is like when the teacher leaves the classroom with her laptop unlocked, and the boys are all gathered around it changing her desktop background to an elephant fucking a donkey or something.

Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020 03:26 PM (U7voe)

195
Stole YD's chick too. Blast off!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

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omg. You didn't add a space before the first line.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (M9ntN)

196 middle

Posted by: a woman at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (sI15f)

197
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Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (ky+MF)

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200 Center formatting is like when the teacher leaves the classroom with her laptop unlocked, and the boys are all gathered around it changing her desktop background to an elephant fucking a donkey or something.
Posted by: Saturn 5 at February 20, 2020


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"Pr0nHub's Salute to National Teachers' Day!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (Ejm1K)

201 Stole YD's chick too. Blast off!
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (Orx/W)

the barrel makes ya crazy

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (rpxSz)

202 Off moon rocket sock

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (U7voe)

203 Good. That's exactly what he needs to do. Don't mess with any pardon until the entire process plays out or stone is ordered to report to jail.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++++
Ready to see how corrupt the appeals court is? I'm not going to try to put odds on it, but my gut-check guess is "90% corrupt."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (I2dne)

204
This is a long time for the blog to be centered. Ace must be enjoying a hobo-steak instead of reading the blog...

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (fUqBx)

205 How do I get the donkey-fucking desktop on my computer? Is it a new Windows 10 theme?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (EimXz)

206
>dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!





GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!



Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)



Yes Senator Klobuchar. Can I get you a comb?

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (sjdRT)

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208 omg. You didn't add a space before the first line.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (M9ntN)

I know. Oops......I saw your comment too late.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Orx/W)

209 I wonder who will get fired over this. Bloomberg "news" is reporting that the Bloomberg campaign released an edited video of last night's debate showing Bloomberg asking a question and clips of the other candidates looking like the had no clue on how to answer him. It turns out the clips of the other candidates were from different parts of the debate not after he asked his question
Posted by: TheQuietMan


But of course. Mini Mike got his ass torn up.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (sNYFR)

210 After 2016 doubt I will ever believe a political poll again

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCEU2)

211 I'm not one, at all, for whistling past the graveyard, but why do I get the feeling that the MI poll is blowing smoke? MI's gonna go for Trump in '16, reap all the economic good fortune we've had, and turn around to elect any of those clods in '20?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (JoUsr)

212 How do I get the donkey-fucking desktop on my computer? Is it a new Windows 10 theme?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020


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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (Ejm1K)

213 The hell?

Posted by: Weasel at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (MVjcR)

214 Kudos to ace for the Steel Panther - our political discourse in a song. The dems started it, Trump's returning serve.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (xdw6F)

215 Good. That's exactly what he needs to do. Don't mess with any pardon until the entire process plays out or stone is ordered to report to jail.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:23 PM (JUOKG)
+++++++++++++
Ready to see how corrupt the appeals court is? I'm not going to try to put odds on it, but my gut-check guess is "90% corrupt."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February




yes

and

yes

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (HALdu)

216 83 Mini mike better not pick a Twitter war with the master troll. He will lose badly.
Posted by: Timon


Hell, he got massacred by the fake Indian.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (+lVUW)

217 But but but - the poll troll told me that even Granny Warren, currently at single-digits in the Dem nomination race, beats Drumpf nationally.

Sure. Trump easily beats all challengers, in WISCONSIN, according to fucking Quinnipiac, but loses nationally but as many as 8 points. Totes credible.

Yeah, LOLGF WaPo and Disney/ABC.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (77WPm)

218 This is a long time for the blog to be centered. Ace must be enjoying a hobo-steak instead of reading the blog...
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (fUqBx)

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He's just ignoring the klaxon horns and flashing red lights in the HQ Control Room.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (EimXz)

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Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (UZ8BZ)

220 After the election, President Trump will have a little more latitude.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (y0/1d)

221 205 How do I get the donkey-fucking desktop on my computer? Is it a new Windows 10 theme?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (EimXz)

We made some... changes to Clippy

Posted by: Microsoft at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (Izzlo)

222
>
I'm not one, at all, for whistling past the graveyard, but why do I get
the feeling that the MI poll is blowing smoke? MI's gonna go for Trump
in '16, reap all the economic good fortune we've had, and turn around to
elect any of those clods in '20?

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (JoUsr)


Eris is back in MI. She'll take care of it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (sjdRT)

223 dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!

GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Nice to know I'm not the only CDO person here.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (sNYFR)

224 Anyone need a few bucks? We need extras for the AoSHQ extravaganza coming up in #two weeks.

Posted by: Central Casting at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (/LQkF)

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Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (ovHX/)

226 I'm not one, at all, for whistling past the graveyard, but why do I get the feeling that the MI poll is blowing smoke? MI's gonna go for Trump in '16, reap all the economic good fortune we've had, and turn around to elect any of those clods in '20?
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (JoUsr)
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One word: Detroit.
Two words: Wayne County.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (I2dne)

227 Sanders leads a lot of polls against Trump, state and nationwide. When the Dems fret about Sanders not being able to beat Trump it is a tacit admission by them that the polls now aren't worth anything.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (xPl2J)

228 Ace, if you're making lasagna again, remember...


DON'T USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (m45I2)

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Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:30 PM (ScEe1)

230 Mini-Mike. AKA Squidward from Spongebob.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, staring from 457 meters at February 20, 2020 03:30 PM (rLZe7)

231 >>. . .It turns out the clips of the other candidates were from different parts of the debate not after he asked his question


"Fact-check: False - this debate video is legitimate."
-- Bloomberg News

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:30 PM (bDqIh)

232
I know. Oops......I saw your comment too late.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

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Too late for me, Cannibal Blob. Oh, you'll go on laughing and posting and living, as if people with my sensitivities don't even exist.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:30 PM (M9ntN)

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Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:30 PM (rpxSz)

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Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 03:28 PM (JoUsr)

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As always, the polls are junk. He won MI fora reason (narrowly). He made good on the reason they voted him in. He's also the incumbent. And, nothing has happened to turn away his original voters there, or too energize Dems there. The smart money is on "wins MI again," without regard to ginned-up propaganda from a bunch of Maoist boffins at a clown college.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:30 PM (fUqBx)

235 181 Is it in yet?
Posted by: Mrs Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (q1Pj5)

Shortly!

Posted by: MiniMike, straining at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (RD7QR)

236
--"I'm not going to try to put odds on it, but my gut-check guess is "90% corrupt.""

The scary thing is, it's not corruption in the sense they are being paid off, it's that they truly believe they and their fellow "elites" with their globalist visions know better than everyone else and should be allowed to rule for our own good.

I forget who said it and am only paraphrasing, but someone smart said they'd rather be ruled by a cruel tyrant than a morally preening busybody b/c the cruel tyrant would occasionally take a break from screwing with you, but someone who thinks they are doing things "for your own good" never take a break.

These people truly believe in their righteous cause and think they are doing what's good for us -- which makes them doubly scary.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (ky+MF)

237 Yeah, I was gaming and listening to the audio last night and old Bloomie did not do well. It was goddamn Thunderdome last night, just swinging at each other.

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (U7voe)

238 Wasn't quinipac one of the most unreliable polls last time around? Always overstating the fab and understating TGE?

Posted by: Where are the poll trollls? at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (/LQkF)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (M9ntN)

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CETERED?

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (UZ8BZ)

241 If Trump loses Michigan, can he EO factories to close?
We never talk about it anymore, so there is probably a whole generation who have never heard about it, but when Kennedy came to power, after the New Deal retreads had spent a decade in the wilderness, there was hell to pay.

As little as you may think of government procurement and acquisition processes now, they were much less accountable and more politically controlled then. And there were a lot of "ex-WWII" military industrial facilities still hard at it, and employing a huge number of people. Areas that did not support the Party, or did so with less than exemplary enthusiasm, were decimated. Military truck contracts, munitions plants, ordnance depots, parts and supply warehouses -- all over the country, were just shuttered.

And as Vietnam and the Cold War ramped up, quite a few of those had to be replaced by other capabilities, located of course in politically correct areas. It was the Jacksonian Spoils System re-enforced, with terrifying effect. Some of those areas are still blowed up and hollowed out now, 60 years later.


No "BRAC," no base-closing initiatives, no public committee hearings. The Party spoke, and your career disappeared. Boom.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (8IOEj)

242 47 If Trump is that far ahead in Wisconsin Michigan will be in his column too
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (BqBId)

48 I'm scratching my head on how Trump can be comfortably ahead in WI but behind in PA and MI. And the same polling firm!

I don't get it.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:09 PM (G0vdT)



These polls are registered voters, not likely voters. Once the likely voter screener goes into effect around mid September, the GOP always goes up in the polls since usually only about 55% of registered voters actually vote.

As for the Wiscy numbers, if his numbers are actually that high there, that will mean Minnesota will probably go for the Golden Scalp Weasel in November.

Posted by: Ashley Judd's Puffy Scamper at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (I8FKK)

243 No enter for you.

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245 "Pornhub" is a nice touch.

Posted by: Tom "Coal Miner" Steyer at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (NVYyb)

246 Ok, this is all making me nauseous....

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 03:32 PM (cF8AT)

247 228 Ace, if you're making lasagna again, remember...


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Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (m45I2)

Lasagna a girl, right ?

RIGHT ???

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:32 PM (rpxSz)

248 I feel very centrist today! First time evah.

Posted by: Bernie Sanders at February 20, 2020 03:32 PM (NVYyb)

249 I need President to just swat at Mini now. After last night, I'm starting to feel sorry for little twerp. I don't know if my sensibilities can handle watching the old midge getting monkey stomped into a mudhole.

Posted by: a woman at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (sI15f)

250 Huh. So lasagna is the opposite of heroin.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (xfb67)

251 I mean, c'mon. You know the answer.

Sure, but where would the blog be if we didn't ask questions to which we already know the answer?

Centered...that's where.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (ExV1e)

252 No "BRAC," no base-closing initiatives, no public committee hearings. The Party spoke, and your career disappeared. Boom.
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Sweet. If Michigan doesn't go for Trump, burn it to the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (sNYFR)

253 223 dammit, you people are FAILING to hit ENTER before your first line!!!!

GOD this is ruining my day!!!!!!!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Nice to know I'm not the only CDO person here.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (sNYFR)

Moar OCD. Many Morons.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (UZ8BZ)

254 Brother Speeders
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Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (Y4EXg)

255 Wasn't quinipac one of the most unreliable polls last time around? Always overstating the fab and understating TGE?

Posted by: Where are the poll trollls? at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (/LQkF)

Yes, and they usually have a Dem bias. Their final Florida poll in 2018 both had DeSantis and Scott losing by 6 or 7 points.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

256 Pretty sure you're well aware the answer is "nobody" and you're just being rhetorical

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (77WPm)



I meant at Bloomberg news. Mini Mike can't be happy that his employees are pointing out that his campaign is running doctored videos to show him doing well at the debate. I mean what's next are they going to say he's actually 5'3"?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (Un9AW)

257 BURMA

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (q1Pj5)

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I forget who said it and am only paraphrasing, but someone smart said they'd rather be ruled by a cruel tyrant than a morally preening busybody b/c the cruel tyrant would occasionally take a break from screwing with you, but someone who thinks they are doing things "for your own good" never take a break.

These people truly believe in their righteous cause and think they are doing what's good for us -- which makes them doubly scary.
Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (ky+MF)


Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

CS Lewis

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Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:25 PM (M9ntN)

Press Enter before the first line, CB!

Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (ovHX/)

So I've been told Sp.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (Orx/W)

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Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (UZ8BZ)

263 As always, the polls are junk. He won MI fora reason (narrowly). He made good on the reason they voted him in. He's also the incumbent. And, nothing has happened to turn away his original voters there, or too energize Dems there. The smart money is on "wins MI again," without regard to ginned-up propaganda from a bunch of Maoist boffins at a clown college.
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"Narrow" barely begins to describe it. Michigan is loseable. Easily. It shouldn't be, but it is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (I2dne)

264 I SURE DO FEEL CENTERED!!!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (EimXz)

265 The polling at this stage is similar to 1996 and 2004 where an incumbent had a good economy but otherwise had problems which was ethics in Clinton's case plus Hillarycare and Bush's problem in the 2000 election debacle and Iraq. It is also similar to BO's reelection in 2012. As the field of opponents congeals into a few all too human candidates that are stuck with some unpopular issues, the incumbent by comparison looks better and better. Thus, you will see movement bit by bit over the Spring until Summer toward the incumbent assuming no change in the economy and employment. Trump's ceiling is probably more like Billy Jeffs or GWB's than BO's as a pct. of total vote but Trump could very well win something like 53-47 if all goes well. That might mean keeping the Senate plus coming really close to winning the House.

Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (EUDB2)

266 Yep, and THE BEAST is a shoo in to be potus. Oops......

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (enVYz)

267 Get your own material, YD.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (ScEe1)

268 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (arJlL)

269 I meant at Bloomberg news. Mini Mike can't be happy that his employees are pointing out that his campaign is running doctored videos to show him doing well at the debate. I mean what's next are they going to say he's actually 5'3"?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (Un9AW)

My bad, QuietMan, I misread your original post. Must be all this centered formatting throwing me off.

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Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 03:27 PM (ZCEU2)

CETERED?
Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (UZ8BZ)


Give that man a sedagive!

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (aS1PU)

271 Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:31 PM (ScEe1)

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Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (U7voe)

274 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

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Trump and Clinton polls, MI, November 2016

RCP Average - Clinton +3.6
Trafalgar Group - Trump +2
Gravis - Clinton +5
FOX 2 Detroit/Mitchell - Clinton +5
PPP - Clinton +6
Detroit Free Press - Clinton +4


Final Results - Trump +0.3

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (M9ntN)

276 How are you?

I'm fair to middlin'.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

277 DAMMMIT I forgot to hit enter

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (U7voe)

278 Posted by: mark1971 at February 20, 2020 03:33 PM (xPl2J)

That's what I remembered. Aint gonna take any poll serious until about 3 days before the election and then with a 50 pound bag of salt to go with.

Posted by: Salty...Yummy! at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (/LQkF)

279

I heard somewhere that the quote I was thinking of may be CS Lewis.

The Center cannot hold. Things fall apart.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (ky+MF)

280 Yep, and THE BEAST is a shoo in to be potus. Oops......
Posted by: Xipe Totec a


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Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (arJlL)

281 Trump will win Michigan and get at least 50 percent of the UAW vote. I guarantee it.

Posted by: clutch at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (82RcP)

282 Center me, baby. Good and hard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (q1Pj5)

283 My alma mater Univ of Michigan accused me as a student of "dancing under the sheets" for challenging affirmative action in a communications class. They had teddy bears and coloring book safe spaces after the Trump victory......I TOTALLY believe any polls they may create. Totally.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (xdw6F)

284 "Narrow" barely begins to describe it. Michigan is loseable. Easily. It shouldn't be, but it is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (I2dne)

Sure is. Detroit and Flint alone can manufacture enough votes to turn what should be a +5 for Trump into a -1.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (77WPm)

285 Is it in yet?
Posted by: Mrs Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 03:24 PM (q1Pj5)

Just FTR, there isn't actually a Mrs. Bloomberg at the moment. He was married for decades. Now he's dating someone since 2000 named something like Diane or Diana Taylor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (WI7YS)

286 Whoa. Total symmetry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (fUqBx)
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Better than the X-Files episode "Fearful Symmetry." That one blew chunks.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (I2dne)

287 So detroit never had enough brains to figure out what happened to them. Not surprised

Posted by: willow at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (k5j/2)

288 DON'T USE FOIL ON BOTTOM

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (m45I2)


And don't forget to butter the biscuits, when you are through with her.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (1CjJc)

289 Finally! I've been waiting for daisy wheel printer art day.

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Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (U7voe)

292 best my chakras have felt in along time.

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294 Maybe Ace is trying to tell us the water filtration system is out of commission.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (m45I2)

295 So centered on winning

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (551XC)

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He's just ignoring the klaxon horns and flashing red lights in the HQ Control Room.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (EimXz)


He's out shopping with his new bride.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (TdMsT)

297 281 Trump will win Michigan and get at least 50 percent of the UAW vote. I guarantee it.
Posted by: clutch at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (82RcP)


But how much of the Michigan dead voter vote will he get?

There are a lot more of them.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (sy5kK)

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Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (Ejm1K)

300 Is it in yet?
Posted by: Mrs Bloomberg at February




even more humiliating when he is doing anal

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (HALdu)

301 You people are incorrigible.

And probably gonna break the blog, while you're at it.

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Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (xfb67)

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Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (v0R5T)

304 I heard somewhere that the quote I was thinking of may be CS Lewis.

The Center cannot hold. Things fall apart.
Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (ky+MF)
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From "The Second Coming" by Yeats:
Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (I2dne)

305 How do you solve a problem like Klo bar char?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (jRRV+)

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Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (M9ntN)

307 LOL just saw a new Bloomberg ad with Obama in it.Get fucked.

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Posted by: willow at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (k5j/2)

309 Whoa. Total symmetry.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:35 PM (fUqBx)

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312 I'm betting that all of these polls are done in the big cities, which are usually always liberal shitholes.

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313 Was that the one where pregnant zoo animals would turn invisible, escape and rage out on the local town?
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Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (I2dne)

314 But how much of the Michigan dead voter vote will he get?

There are a lot more of them.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:37 PM (sy5kK)

Nope, the 3 Soros apparatchik women leading our state are all assed up over disqualified Detroit votes. Trump wins this state. Guaranteed

Posted by: clutch at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (82RcP)

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Posted by: i know... at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (iXzWX)

316 227 Sanders leads a lot of polls against Trump, state and nationwide. When the Dems fret about Sanders not being able to beat Trump it is a tacit admission by them that the polls now aren't worth anything.
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Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (G0vdT)

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318 I may be Pete Buttigieg, but you're Amy Klobuchar.
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (sNYFR)

319 These poll numbers are middling at best.

Posted by: Carnival Barking Clown at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (2Mnv1)

320 The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.



This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Bernie's left ventricle at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (dWuLS)

321 294 Maybe Ace is trying to tell us the water filtration system is out of commission.
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Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:36 PM (U7voe)

From the makers of Hitachi?

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 20, 2020 03:40 PM (q1Pj5)

323 301 You people are incorrigible.

And probably gonna break the blog, while you're at it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 03:38 PM (tT0V4)

Don't incorrige us.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (ScEe1)

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Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (fUqBx)

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And no, it's NOT just to see what happens... really.

Noticed awhile back someone else doing that and thought it looked much better than the comment starting right next to the number.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (Jm+IB)

326 What's the margin of error in Michigan? Because it looks like Trump is within MOE of everyone.

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Also there are white flakes of doom falling from the sky here and this is just not right.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

327 Exactly! I was thinking the same thing. They have the real polling numbers and they're sounding the alarm.
Posted by: WisRich at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM (G0vdT)
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Why? Why bother if the public polling is good? And if the public polling *isn't* good, then what purpose does it serve? Could it possibly be to manipulate the public, to breed complacency or action? Hmmm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (I2dne)

328 Point of order: Shivs don't have hilts.
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Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (EimXz)

329 Trying to determine whether this poll is all adults, all registered voters, or likely voters.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (Kpl3J)

330 And if you look up images of Mike Bloomberg with his kids and grandchild or grandchildren (not sure if he has more than one grandchild) he's smiling. He should take some of that personableness into the debates.

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Posted by: rickb223

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Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (8IOEj)

333 The center cannot hold...

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (j42ZK)

334 JACKPOT!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (xfb67)

335 Wow, still centered after all these posts.

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because hobbits don't wear socks at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (veJcn)

336
What's the margin of error in Michigan? Because it looks like Trump is within MOE of everyone.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (mf5HN)

There is quite clearly no margin of error.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (ScEe1)

337
Noticed awhile back someone else doing that and thought it looked much better than the comment starting right next to the number.
Posted by: teej at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (Jm+IB)

#MeToo. I don't like the inline post #.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (fUqBx)

338 From "The Second Coming" by Yeats:


Turning and turning in the widening gyre

The falcon cannot hear the falconer;

Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,

The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere

The ceremony of innocence is drowned;

The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

So, the second coming wasn't good for him?


Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (ky+MF)

339 "Are you trying to say I'm dumb?" (Klobuchar)

video:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wgxy9kx

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (UZ8BZ)

340 What rough beast comes slouching....towards the HQ.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (j42ZK)

341
"
o
( )
( )

Posted by: wth - Courtesy Flush at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

342 No one needs more than 1 space after the number!

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (xfb67)

343 Current guess. California, Oregon, Washington, Hawaii, Nevada, Colorado, Illinois, Michigan, Virginia, Maryland, Delaware, DC, New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, Rhode Island, and Vermont go Democrat. Sixteen states plus DC.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (90T4r)

344 Point of order: Shivs don't have hilts.

********


Perhaps not, but Hilts had a baseball and glove.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (m45I2)

345 There's really no reason to fix the formatting at this point, right?

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

346 Eatin ain't Cheatin.



Hahahahah.....

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (QLPEO)

347 Right
Down
The
Line

-Gerry Rafferty

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (xdw6F)

348 So, the second coming wasn't good for him?

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (ky+MF)
+++++++++++++++
He's laying the groundwork for the next verse:
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (I2dne)

349 ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I'm

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,out

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (rpxSz)

350 There is no margin of error and the polls are not justified.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (ScEe1)

351

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Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (QrTqV)

352 Ready to see how corrupt the appeals court is? I'm not going to try to put odds on it, but my gut-check guess is "90% corrupt."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February




yes

and

yes
Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:29 PM (HALdu)

Mixed bag at the DC court of appeals (I assume that's who will hear it). A few Trump appointees, some Bush 1s and at least one Obumbles.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

353 well that failed

"
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(____)

Posted by: wth - Courtesy Flush at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

354

otto

(. Y .)

(.Y.)

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (QLPEO)

355 Point of order: Shivs don't have hilts.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (fUqBx)

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Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (U7voe)

356

301 You people are incorrigible.


Not true. We are very corrigible.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (ky+MF)

357
The best lack all conviction, while the worst

Are full of passionate intensity.

So, the second coming wasn't good for him?


Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020


*
*

When the rough beast started moving its slow thighs, he knew he was in real trouble.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (Ejm1K)

358 339 "Are you trying to say I'm dumb?" (Klobuchar)
video:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wgxy9kx
Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (UZ8BZ)


Honey, if you have to ask everybody listening already knows the answer.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (kUmUV)

359 348 So, the second coming wasn't good for him?

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (ky+MF)
+++++++++++++++
He's laying the groundwork for the next verse:
Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (I2dne)

Burma Shave.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (90T4r)

360
OT

I got here late and am catching up on earlier threads.

From the Morning Rant:

"But reality is a bit different, and this is a good example of reality. Disarray in the most significant terrorist organization in the world is a very good thing, and anyone who suggests otherwise is a fool, or worse, someone who secretly (or not so secretly) hopes for American and Western deaths."


I jumped all over, scanning the Corrupt Judge Amy Jackson Berman, and the Corrupt Representative Omar-Nur. And I didn't read the introductory paragraphs.

I thought they were talking about last night's debate and the Democrat Party, not the Iranian government.

I really did.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (sy5kK)

361 much better

Posted by: wth - Courtesy Flush at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

362
Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (QrTqV)

-------

Ooooh, look at this fancy thing.

T-bird's rich! He has stars! Get 'im!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (fUqBx)

363 __
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^

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)

364 Hi diddle diddle, straight up the middle

Posted by: USMC tactics instructor at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (j42ZK)

365 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (90T4r)

Throw Dumpster Jersey in there.

Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (ScEe1)

366
What sorcery is this? 'Tis magic, these letters of grey boxes aligned so perfectly...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (RIAR/)

367 pish

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)

368
Mixed bag at the DC court of appeals (I assume that's who will hear it). A few Trump appointees, some Bush 1s and at least one Obumbles.
Posted by: LASue at February



Yes, but the thing is making them do it. either the do as they should or they do what the hawaiian judge did today, which shows their bias and insanity.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (HALdu)

369 And on another Bloomy note, Andrew Yang who is apparently now working for some Alphabet station to give commentary on the race, Bloomberg should have prepared better for the debates so that he can answer rapid fire questions. Rush Limbaugh says he was prepared. He expects that Blomberg thinks he knows better than anybody else and didn't take the advice.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (WI7YS)

370 It's painful just looking at Klobuchar. Then she opens her mouth. How in the hell is that thing this far into the tunnel?

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (xdw6F)

371 That entire debate last night, which I didn't watch, seems to have been one big pissing match.

Liberal dogs lifting legs all over the place trying to cover up each other's smells.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

372 365 Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:43 PM (90T4r)

Throw Dumpster Jersey in there.
Posted by: ... at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (ScEe1)

Damn. Always forget about that place!

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (90T4r)

373
I have an incorrigible roof on my house and a spool for a coffee table.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (QLPEO)

374 363 __
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( )
^
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (gd9RK)

Is that a gantry for a sex toy?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (XyVor)

375 somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.


*
*

Its slow thighs? I heard on Jeopardy last night that the Sphinx was female. Respect her pronouns, Hater!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (Ejm1K)

376
"
ll
O
(___)
(_____)

Posted by: wth - Courtesy Flush at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

377 sock off

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 03:46 PM (j42ZK)

378 Also there are white flakes of doom falling from the sky here and this is just not right.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 20, 2020 03:41 PM (mf5HN)


Do you have six weeks worth of bread, milk, and eggs? If not, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (wCmLp)

379 How in the hell is that thing this far into the tunnel?
Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (xdw6F)

That's what she said!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (XyVor)

380 Polls, they wax and wane
Arenas fill up their seats
Taco Bowls sell out

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (EimXz)

381 MiniMike of Samothrace

Posted by: REDACTED at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (rpxSz)

382 Trump's ceiling is probably more like Billy Jeffs or GWB's than BO's as a pct. of total vote but Trump could very well win something like 53-47 if all goes well. That might mean keeping the Senate plus coming really close to winning the House.
Posted by: whig at February 20, 2020 03:34 PM (EUDB2)

as you well know, the biggest and most unmeasurable variable is turnout. For example, suppose Trump only gets a total of 20% of black voters; BUT half of the rest just stay home on election day out of disgust? Then Trumps percentage of the votes cast from that segment would be 33%, which would be devastating.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)

383
301 You people are incorrigible.


Not true. We are very corrigible.
Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:44 PM (ky+MF)

Speak for yourself. I'll always encourage a bull.

Posted by: Billy Kristol at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (ScEe1)

384 Parts Is Parts - a limerick



An organ donor named Theodosha

After too many drinks of ambrosia

Left her heart in San Francisco

Sent her kidney to Chicago

And her brain's on it's way to Kenosha!

Posted by: Muldoon at February 20, 2020 03:21 PM (m45I2)


...and part of her anus in Dallas

Posted by: Just the Last Line at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (HIasT)

385 I can't belvie we made it this long without a cock and balls making an appearance.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (xfb67)

386 "Well hellooo, Nurse!"

Quit stepping on my lines!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

387 380 Polls, they wax and wane
Arenas fill up their seats
Taco Bowls sell out
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (EimXz)

Snow, falling on Dumpsters.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (90T4r)

388 Do you have six weeks worth of bread, milk, and eggs? If not, YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!!!
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile

----

Why is french toast the go to meal when the weather hits the fan?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)

389 Left-aligned

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (z9URV)

390 --
T
H
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W
I
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N
O
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Be so artistic
Like tatoos gained in young days
But now, old

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (OUMaO)

391 Right down the middle.

Posted by: Golfman at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (Gr/+8)

392
Yank MoMo's chain! Yank it good and hard!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (cUjHa)

393 Oh where, oh where is technical support? Over yonder I believe.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (j42ZK)

394
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Rush had Yang's quotes on his show today and it was joyous. The media have YANG as their go-to source for commentary? If you ever needed an example of failing upward, there it is.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (xdw6F)

395 I'm going to love it when Trump wins all 50 states and surpasses 370 EC's.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

396 Well, I tried. My HTML is inadequate.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (z9URV)

397 Still the center of attention.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (RcLFK)

398 Why is french toast the go to meal when the weather hits the fan?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (Y4EXg)
+++++++++++++
Might as well eat tasty breakfast foods.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (I2dne)

399 387 380 Polls, they wax and wane
Arenas fill up their seats
Taco Bowls sell out
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (EimXz)

Snow, falling on Dumpsters.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (90T4r)

The noble Hobo
his pelt glistening

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (XyVor)

400 I'm in Michigan.

I know Michigan.

I called Michigan for Trump in 2016 a few weeks before the election.

Michigan will go for Trump big time.

Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (U6f/q)

401 I can't belvie we made it this long without a cock and balls making an appearance.[/ii]

You and me both.

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (QrTqV)

402 I can't belvie we made it this long without a cock and balls making an appearance.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (xfb67)
.......

I made a steaming pile.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

403 --"Rush Limbaugh says he was prepared. He expects that Blomberg thinks he
knows better than anybody else and didn't take the advice."

I'll say this in defense of Bloomberg having a big ego - I'll bet anyone who manages to build a business empire the size and scope of Bloomberg's, earning that amount of wealth along the way, would have a similar sized ego.


Contrast that with Obama who famously said in an interview that he was better at everything than anyone who worked for him as President. this from a guy who never held a real job, never practiced law, never ran a business, never did anything as a State Senator or U.S. Senator - but he had the ego that he was smarter and better than everyone.


I'll give Bloomberg a little bit of a pass on having a big ego and thinking he knows how to handle things.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ky+MF)

404 330 And if you look up images of Mike Bloomberg with his kids and grandchild or grandchildren (not sure if he has more than one grandchild) he's smiling. He should take some of that personableness into the debates.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:42 PM (WI7YS)


No doubt Bloomberg has a touch of living-kindness when it come to blood relatives.

To the rest of us, however, he would be an arrogant and cruel dictator.

I'm glad his public demeanor reflects this.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (QrTqV)

406 387 380 Polls, they wax and wane
Arenas fill up their seats
Taco Bowls sell out
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (EimXz)

Snow, falling on Dumpsters.
Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (90T4r)

Love, exciting and nude

Posted by: Might as well get it out there at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (RD7QR)

407 It's painful just looking at Klobuchar. Then she opens her mouth.

The clip where Kluckfucker and Bootygig are talking over each other just registers as "Karen complaining to the manager that yes she should be able to return 2 month old milk".

Posted by: Ian S. at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ZGrMX)

408 370 It's painful just looking at Klobuchar. Then she opens her mouth. How in the hell is that thing this far into the tunnel?
Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (xdw6F)


She was getting nasty and snapping back a few times. And she was still in public, under the public eye.

I can only imagine how nasty she is in private to those around her.

Nasty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (sy5kK)

409 Ace is telling us that he is the center of the blog universe .

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (rxtQa)

410 p style="text-align: left;">

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (z9URV)

411
Well, I tried. My HTML is inadequate.
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (z9URV

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gotta have the platinum membership for align tags

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (fUqBx)

412 The Committee for Central Planning! Whoever said Communism doesn't work?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (Ejm1K)

413
B
Y
T
E

M
I
E

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (cUjHa)

414
Forsooth. He hast forsaken us.

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (QLPEO)

415 I may be Pete Buttigieg, but you're Amy Klobuchar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:39 PM


Do not make me pull this blog over, you two!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (ejd/p)

416 well, hello, Ace!

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (d7Ww2)

417 Why, it's almost as if you didn't pay any attention to what I wrote.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver


I did. It just needs to be repeated often to seep into the R's brains that it is doable.
Because they won't have the spine on their own.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (sNYFR)

418 400 I'm in Michigan.

I know Michigan.

I called Michigan for Trump in 2016 a few weeks before the election.

Michigan will go for Trump big time.
Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (U6f/q)

Hope you are right.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (90T4r)

419 Oh where, oh where is technical support? Over yonder I believe.
Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (j42ZK)

The last crew of hamster slaves have taken up arms against their oppressors. Pixy is lining the roads with very tiny crosses and putting the survivors back on The Wheel as we speak.

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (U7voe)

420 I'm going to love it when Trump wins all 50 states and surpasses 370 EC's.
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
++++++++++++
Never gonna happen. Reagan's 49 is the closest we will ever come. Even if Trump exceeds *all* expectations and picks up places like Colorado (hahahahahha), there is no way - none - that he gets MA, NY, CA, CT. There is probably no force on this earth that can get him the likes of NJ and VT, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)

421 Some of you are self centered attention seekers

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (rxtQa)

422 In pleasurable news, one of the major networks is taking a good ole fashioned dump in their stock price:

ViacomCBS shares crashed Thursday morning, now down 15% at the 29-handle following a disastrous earnings report.

Unexpectedly, I'm sure.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (Jdw1U)

423
No doubt Bloomberg has a touch of living-kindness when it come to blood relatives.

To the rest of us, however, he would be an arrogant and cruel dictator.

I'm glad his public demeanor reflects this.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020


*
*

As the old saying goes:

Hitler, after all, liked dogs.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (Ejm1K)

424 In B4 the 'centered' jokes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (X0nhL)

425 >>Why? Why bother if the public polling is good? And if the public polling
*isn't* good, then what purpose does it serve? Could it possibly be to
manipulate the public, to breed complacency or action? Hmmm.



Seem to recall that one of the emails in the Tony Podesta Wikileaks dump was a detailed memo to a polling agency telling them how to weight the polls by state -- to ensure it gave Hillary the lead.

https://tinyurl.com/s2ucpnm

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (bDqIh)

426
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You asked for it.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

427
415 I may be Pete Buttigieg, but you're Amy Klobuchar.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


Romy and Michelle FTW!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (cUjHa)

428

as you well know, the biggest and most unmeasurable variable is turnout. For example, suppose Trump only gets a total of 20% of black voters; BUT half of the rest just stay home on election day out of disgust? Then Trumps percentage of the votes cast from that segment would be 33%, which would be devastating.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (Kpl3J)

---------------

If Stalin Bloomberg gets the nomination, CA may be in play for PDT, because Bloomberg is not liked in CA, at all.

I would love to see CA wind up going for PDT, because I could probably hear the screams of liberals in San Francisco all the way at my house, in the Central Valley.

So, maybe a bit of wishcasting on my part.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (RIAR/)

429

WOT a waste of SPACE CADETS.

Posted by: saf at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (5IHGB)

430 Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (xdw6F)

Well, maybe they're positioning him to run in 2024 or who knows-he might become Bloomberg's running mate. I think Yang, unlike some others left in the race now is basically a nice guy who got shafted.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (WI7YS)

431
The Middle Kingdom has the Mandate of Heaven!

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (fUqBx)

432 That.....failed.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

433
right .
. left
center


there is a term for my affliction...

Posted by: i know... at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (iXzWX)

434 Those are some narrow balls you got there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (xfb67)

435 400 I'm in Michigan.

I know Michigan.

I called Michigan for Trump in 2016 a few weeks before the election.

Michigan will go for Trump big time.
Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (U6f/q)


We're going to hold you to this, jwest!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (TdMsT)

436
ASCII DICK AND BOOB ART ...


... HOW JUVENILE!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (cUjHa)

437 The last crew of hamster slaves have taken up arms against their oppressors. Pixy is lining the roads with very tiny crosses and putting the survivors back on The Wheel as we speak.
Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020


*
*

Did they ever find out which hamster was really Spartacus?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (Ejm1K)

438 432 That.....failed.
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)

---------

Bob Dole has an idea!

Posted by: Bob Dole at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (EimXz)

439 400 I'm in Michigan.

I know Michigan.

I called Michigan for Trump in 2016 a few weeks before the election.

Michigan will go for Trump big time.
Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM (U6f/q)


jwest, if you would have said "Bloomberg", a check of $2,500 would be in the mail to you.

You still can vote Trump in November.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (sy5kK)

440

foiled again.
i quit.

Posted by: i know... at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (iXzWX)

441 It's painful just looking at Klobuchar. Then she opens her mouth. How in the hell is that thing this far into the tunnel?

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:45 PM (xdw6F)





She was getting nasty and snapping back a few times. And she was still in public, under the public eye.



I can only imagine how nasty she is in private to those around her.



Nasty.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM

---

Plus she was standing on a box during the debate.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (JUOKG)

442 386
"Well hellooo, Nurse!"



Quit stepping on my lines!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

Ace has been eaten by Jonah. It's the only explanation.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (1CjJc)

443 I would love to see CA wind up going for PDT, because I could probably hear the screams of liberals in San Francisco all the way at my house, in the Central Valley.

So, maybe a bit of wishcasting on my part.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

New Jersey is the longest of long shots for Trump to take--and that ain't happening.
California is an outright impossibility.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (CqE5x)

444
China in lockdown
rampant coronavirus
Escaped from a lab?

Posted by: ptschett at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (32eGV)

445 The Michigan poll confirms my eeyore inclinations.

I'm not as fatalistic as I was leading into the 2016 election but I still think it will be an uphill challenge for him to get re-elected. I know I know... look at the economy, look at the job approval...

and those would be good correlating metrics to indicate re-election - if Trump were a traditional politician... but I think we underestimate the pure unbridled hatred that the left has for him - and that hatred is a really powerful vote motivator.

Posted by: Defenestratus at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (9V81o)

446 Javits Center

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (rxtQa)

447 For example, suppose Trump only gets a total of 20% of black voters; BUT half of the rest just stay home on election day out of disgust? Then Trumps percentage of the votes cast from that segment would be 33%, which would be devastating.
Posted by: Tom Servo

If Trump pulls 20% of the black vote, I shall weep ... for there is nothing more to conquer.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (B7KlG)

448 I tried adding various numbers of spaces before each row of the Christmas tree, but the tree still centered.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (UZ8BZ)

449 I can't belvie we made it this long without a cock and balls making an appearance.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 20, 2020 03:47 PM (xfb67)


This is a high class joinrt.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (aS1PU)

450 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (Ejm1K)

I thought it was Corey Booker?

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (U7voe)

451
There is probably no force on this earth that can get him the likes of NJ and VT, either.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)

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Hence the SPACE force, brotha!

Nuke 'em from orbit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (fUqBx)

452










South Central

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (rxtQa)

453 ASCII DICK AND BOOB ART ...


... HOW JUVENILE!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (cUjHa)


-----------

This is exactly why I don't include AoSHQ commenting on my resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (EimXz)

454 That was a Christmas tree?

Oh.


Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (z9URV)

455 Bloomberg keeps trying to get Trump to fight with him on Twitter.

Donald wisely doesn't take the bait.

Bloomie's trying to become front-runner by getting Donald to raise his profile.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (X0nhL)

456 and hello, Insom!

how are you this fine day?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

457 Javits Center
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020


*
*

Convention Center!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (Ejm1K)

458
I called Michigan for Trump in 2016 a few weeks before the election.

Michigan will go for Trump big time.
Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM

This.

Posted by: clutch at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (82RcP)

459 442 386
"Well hellooo, Nurse!"



Quit stepping on my lines!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 03:48 PM (NWiLs)

Ace has been eaten by Jonah. It's the only explanation.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (1CjJc)

To be fair, I'm told ace resembles a jelly donut.

Posted by: Might as well get it out there at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (RD7QR)

460
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(_i_)

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

461 That's a sad commentary on the party that the people left in the race are mean spirited, nutty back stabbing liars. Maybe that's what you have to do to win the race now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (WI7YS)

462 NJ is not off the table.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (B7KlG)

463 North

West East

South

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (z9URV)

464 Well, maybe they're positioning him to run in 2024 or who knows-he might become Bloomberg's running mate. I think Yang, unlike some others left in the race now is basically a nice guy who got shafted.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (WI7YS)
That was the original plan for Obama I think--positioning himself for '12.
But he caught fire.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (CqE5x)

465
CORONNA
VIRUS
SEZ
"WUT?"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (cUjHa)

466 >>Quit stepping on my lines!


Aw, you're being immortalized, originator of an AoSHQ meme. Ask willow what that's like

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (bDqIh)

467 Dammit

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (z9URV)

468
Donald wisely doesn't take the bait.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (X0nhL)

You're saying Trump's being the bigger man?

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (U7voe)

469
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You're probably right. Keep all those Yang Gangsters feeling like they're still in the mix even tho they're nothing but useful idjits.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (xdw6F)

470 462 NJ is not off the table.
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (B7KlG)

But California is.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (CqE5x)

471
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was
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i
saw
elba

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (QLPEO)

472 This is exactly why I don't include AoSHQ commenting on my resume.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (EimXz)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (WI7YS)

473 INSOM!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)

474 Did they ever find out which hamster was really Spartacus?

The one that turned Nutricia Dawson ghey.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (gd9RK)

475
\(`_`)
)) Z
/ \

Posted by: the Butcher at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (DIosY)

476 'Yangster' has a ring to it.

Posted by: Vanya at February 20, 2020 03:55 PM (U7voe)

477 and those would be good correlating metrics to indicate re-election - if Trump were a traditional politician... but I think we underestimate the pure unbridled hatred that the left has for him - and that hatred is a really powerful vote motivator.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (9V81o)
+++++++++++
"Votivator."

And yes, I am not celebrating until I see the press whores on television screaming and crying again. This time around there is a lot hate and fear - much more so than last time - and you can be damn certain that the Party will *not* be phoning in their fraud and manipulation this time. They've had four years to get ready, and they're going to bring it.

The hate vote will be big and the margin of fraud will be bigger than ever before.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (I2dne)

478
Might this be the only thread that starts out centered and ends exactly the same?

Might it?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (cUjHa)

479 Nurse!

Insom!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)

480
[. ] [. ]

Posted by: Rick Perry at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

481 That WI poll is before last night's debacle, of course, meaning Trump's lead is probably double that this morning.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (X0nhL)

482
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(___)

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)

483 If Wisc goes for Trump by +7, then MINN is in play.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (B7KlG)

484 Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (cUjHa

Well, as long as they're not whipping out their penises to strangers it's o.k It could be a little awkward in a job interview unless you're interviewing for porn shoots.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (WI7YS)

485 479 Nurse!

Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)

Marcia!

Posted by: Might as well get it out there at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

486 He expects that Blomberg thinks he knows better than anybody else and didn't take the advice.

Well, Bloomy's ads are all about how he's totes in synch with O'Bumbles and he thought he was better at everything than everyone else.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (ExV1e)

487 (.)(.)(.)

Posted by: Total Recall at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (U7voe)

488 New Jersey is the longest of long shots for Trump to take--and that ain't happening.
California is an outright impossibility.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (CqE5x)
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If Bloomberg in on the ballot, it suppresses D turnout and those that do turnout are probably driven to vote third party.

This is the only scenario, I think, that puts CA in play. Yeah, long shot, but, still, it's nice to dream of solving CA's water problems by a flood of liberal tears.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (RIAR/)

489 Might this be the only thread that starts out centered and ends exactly the same?

Might it?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (cUjHa)

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Those knights who fought on St. Crispin's Day will have nothing on those who commented in The Centered Thread

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (EimXz)

490 Looks like one of those obnoxious beer glasses that you get at some wacky dive bar.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

491
TiT
dAb

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (QLPEO)

492 China in lockdown
rampant coronavirus
Escaped from a lab?


You can't catch it legally, though, without a license from me.

Posted by: Bill Gates at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (OiC69)

493 483 If Wisc goes for Trump by +7, then MINN is in play.

Calling it now: Trump takes 49 states and 4 provinces.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (X0nhL)

494 I can't believe these are Quinnipiac numbers--and that they are announcing them.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (CqE5x)

495
If Stalin Bloomberg gets the nomination, CA may be in play for PDT, because Bloomberg is not liked in CA, at all.

I would love to see CA wind up going for PDT, because I could probably hear the screams of liberals in San Francisco all the way at my house, in the Central Valley.

So, maybe a bit of wishcasting on my part.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 20, 2020 03:51 PM (RIAR/)


If only actual US citizens voted, sure, Trump would win over Bernie.

But California is a Motor Voter state for over a generation, and huge amounts of voters on their rolls are not citizens. Guessing like a million, two million, maybe more. They have had about 26 years to whore out their voting rolls.

Trump will win, but Calif won't be in his column. Calif voting rolls have millions of non-citizens corrupting their vote.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

496

Pulls out ticket book.
Starts writing fun tickets.

Ohboyohboyohboyohboy

Gonna get me a new squad car outta this one.

Posted by: teej at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (Jm+IB)

497 Michigan is likely home to the shy Trump voter. All those unions

Posted by: Rob Crawford at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (X1vDH)

498
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Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (UZ8BZ)

499 >>The hate vote will be big and the margin of fraud will be bigger than ever before.


YUP
They're going to pull every kind of election fraud they can think of.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)

500 Dammit Ace

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (aS1PU)

501 HAHAHAH. For those of you who made ASCII art, suck it!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (I2dne)

502 Why do we have threads dedicated to polls? Who in the hell answers a poll in this day and age. I won't even answer the ones sent from Trump/Pence 2020.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (fip+5)

503 For his loose cannon rep Trump seems to know when to engage on Twitter and when to keep quiet.

Posted by: steevy at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (KNsKs)

504 *. *
*. * O. *

* . . * o

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (rxtQa)

505 Our long national blogmare is over

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (EimXz)

506 and those would be good correlating metrics to indicate re-election - if Trump were a traditional politician... but I think we underestimate the pure unbridled hatred that the left has for him - and that hatred is a really powerful vote motivator.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM

Who doesn't the left hate? They even hate each other. I bet lefties engage in hate masterbation

Posted by: Northernlurker at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (eAMlh)

507 So, if Bloomberg continues to get embarrassed on stage, does he bail and run 3rd party because his ego tells him to?

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

508 . .

Posted by: Keira Knightley at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (X0nhL)

509 PAUL
Oh wow three tits.

Posted by: roscoe at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (WX+x0)

510 Well hell.

Why fix it NOW?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (QLPEO)

511 Dad just swerved the car and smushed us all up on the left.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (OiC69)

512 There went my center of the universe.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (rxtQa)

513 NJ is not off the table.
Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 03:54 PM (B7KlG)

But California is.
Posted by: JoeF.

I have no faith in the Cali GOP to utilize vote harvesting to their advantage.

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (B7KlG)

514
If only actual US citizens voted, sure, Trump would win over Bernie.

But California is a Motor Voter state for over a generation, and huge amounts of voters on their rolls are not citizens. Guessing like a million, two million, maybe more. They have had about 26 years to whore out their voting rolls.

Trump will win, but Calif won't be in his column. Calif voting rolls have millions of non-citizens corrupting their vote.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:58 PM (sy5kK)

Yep, and this is exactly they they are pushing states to adopt a popular vote standard for awarding electoral college votes. It would demolish the firewall currently in place that prevents states like California and New York from outright stealing national elections.

Posted by: Liberty at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (RX+GO)

515 If Bloomie goes third party, then Trump has a better chance to pick up a few leans left states. Doubt that he does that though. I think he hates Trump, yes?

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (90T4r)

516
Sad.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (UZ8BZ)

517 Heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (xPJvm)

518 I can only imagine how nasty she is in private to those around her.



Nasty.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:49 PM

---

Plus she was standing on a box during the debate.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 03:52 PM (JUOKG)d

Amy the Baby. Thin skinned, short and whiney. Not a good combo.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

519 Whew, I'm glad that centering is amskray. It was bothering my eyeballs.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (JoUsr)

520 To be fair, I'm told ace resembles a jelly donut.


Ace ist ein Berliner.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (gd9RK)

521 Yeah, when formatting is central to your pun you're gonna be disappointed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (RD7QR)

522 >>For his loose cannon rep Trump seems to know when to engage on Twitter and when to keep quiet.





Posted by: Eminem, feeling ignored at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (bDqIh)

523 China in lockdown
rampant coronavirus
Escaped from a lab?



China not do haiku, lound-eye.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (HaL55)

524 Bloomberg on that stage last night was like Don Knotts' speech at the town picnic in 'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (X0nhL)

525 ---"Trump will win, but Calif won't be in his column. Calif voting rolls have millions of non-citizens corrupting their vote."

New York begins this process this year. By giving illegals driver licenses, they are also registering them to vote. Of course, there is a check-box on the application where you are supposed to check if you are "not entitled to vote".


I'm sure the people who enter the country illegally will totes voluntarily refrain from voting.

Posted by: pantsomime at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (ky+MF)

526 504

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Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (rxtQa)

I think that's kind of pretty, but I don't know what it is.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (UZ8BZ)

527 Way to fling poo on our parade......

Party pooper.

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

528 This is exactly why I don't include AoSHQ commenting on my resume.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (EimXz)

So I should take "The Barrel" off as "Places of Residence"

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (Orx/W)

529 I can guaran-damn-tee if you peek into UMich's methodology, it's a stink fest poll. I "learned" sample polling in both stats and polisci courses back in the nineties and both departments were infested w bias. My stats 101 prof boasted in our first day that we could get ANY result we wanted and that was the goal. I havent donated a dime to that place and never will.

Posted by: Mike G. at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (xdw6F)

530 Ggerg won't be coming in to wave this poll around.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM (X0nhL)

531 524 Bloomberg on that stage last night was like Don Knotts' speech at the town picnic in 'The Ghost and Mr. Chicken.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 04:01 PM (X0nhL)

ATTA BOY LUTHER!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM (Kpl3J)

532
Amy the Baby. Thin skinned, short and whiney. Not a good combo.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (Ed8Zd)


Isn't she the one that her interns hated and she ate salad with a comb?

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

533 >>But California is a Motor Voter state for over a generation, and huge
amounts of voters on their rolls are not citizens. Guessing like a
million, two million, maybe more. They have had about 26 years to whore
out their voting rolls.


Every state with same day voter registration.
Every state with mail-in ballots only.
And for CA, ballot harvesting.

Posted by: Eminem, feeling ignored at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM (bDqIh)

534 456 and hello, Insom!

how are you this fine day?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 20, 2020 03:53 PM (d7Ww2)

Hello nurse! All in all, pretty good! How you doin'?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM (NWiLs)

535 500 Dammit Ace
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (aS1PU)

We don't know that it was Ace who ruined our fun, do we?

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 04:03 PM (UZ8BZ)

536 Fun while it lasted. Kinda gave me a headache, though.

Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

537 485 479 Nurse!

Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)

Marcia!

Posted by: Might as well get it out there at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

John!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

538 Never gonna happen. Reagan's 49 is the closest we will ever come. Even if Trump exceeds *all* expectations and picks up places like Colorado (hahahahahha), there is no way - none - that he gets MA, NY, CA, CT. There is probably no force on this earth that can get him the likes of NJ and VT, either.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)

2016 2-party vote percentages for Trump
CT: 42.9%
NJ: 42.7%

In a total blow-out election, these are not off the table. But it would need to be a total blowout.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (77WPm)

539 536 Fun while it lasted. Kinda gave me a headache, though.
Posted by: wth at February 20, 2020 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

I get those reading and posting on my iPhone.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (90T4r)

540 I look up at all of that beautiful Ascii art, collapsing, and I have to say:

MacArthur's Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!!!!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (Kpl3J)

541 >>The hate vote will be big and the margin of fraud will be bigger than ever before.


YUP
They're going to pull every kind of election fraud they can think of.

--

It is worrisome. Every trick will be used. No fraud mechanism left unturned. We can count on it. The only salve is that they aren't particularly acting like they have this in the bag. They're panicked. Surely if the BAMN Fraud Machine is that finely tuned, they would just lean back and smile. They aren't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (JoUsr)

542 532
Amy the Baby. Thin skinned, short and whiney. Not a good combo.
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 04:00 PM (Ed8Zd)

Isn't she the one that her interns hated and she ate salad with a comb?
Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

the very same.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (sy5kK)

543 537
485 479 Nurse!



Insom!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)



Marcia!



Posted by: Might as well get it out there at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (RD7QR)



John!

Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

lol

Posted by: Toaster at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (1CjJc)

544 520 To be fair, I'm told ace resembles a jelly donut.

What is this? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

545 And just like that we all moved left.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (0OmEj)

546 I do like state polls better than national. Trump at 50% in WI tells me he may be at 55% there. I would add that 5% to MI as well, I don't see how he could lose to Buttgagag with the AA vote there.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (r+sAi)

547 Ladyl!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (NWiLs)

548 Names!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (I2dne)

549 Marco.....

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (qSCcj)

550 oh btw polls schmolls

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (QLPEO)

551 Mean. Just like Amy Klobuchar.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (UZ8BZ)

552 I'm waiting for Adam Sandler to distance himself from the report that identified him as a Hollywood conservative.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (rxtQa)

553 >>So I should take "The Barrel" off as "Places of Residence"

Don't hasty.

Posted by: JackStraw at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (ZLI7S)

554 They aren't.

Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (JoUsr)

The House races are what I am worried about. We need to take back the House, if possible.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (1CjJc)

555 Paolo?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (qSCcj)

556 Who does some deep pocketed billionaire need to find as a third party:

Al Gore
That gal that ran last time
Nader
Someone who speaks Spanish

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (B7KlG)

557 I meant "ace isst ein Berliner". There's a difference.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (gd9RK)

558 8======D

Posted by: drerbrererd at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (rYzrH)

559 541 >>The hate vote will be big and the margin of fraud will be bigger than ever before.


YUP
They're going to pull every kind of election fraud they can think of.

--

It is worrisome. Every trick will be used. No fraud mechanism left unturned. We can count on it. The only salve is that they aren't particularly acting like they have this in the bag. They're panicked. Surely if the BAMN Fraud Machine is that finely tuned, they would just lean back and smile. They aren't.
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (JoUsr)

Oh yes, they will. Shamelessly. And we shall have to see how Trump, and the courts, react to it. This election could not be over for months.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (90T4r)

560 We don't know that it was Ace who ruined our fun, do we?
Posted by: m


Ace or a COB. And we're overdue for a new one.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (sNYFR)

561 {{{lamp}}}

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (QLPEO)

562 Between Kamala's rolling her eyes at Schumer,
Pelosis making faces and mumbling at Trump during the SOTU,
and Amy's bickering with Buttygig ("Oh, youre SOOOOOO Smart!" and "Are you calling me DUMB???") im starting to question whether dem women have the maturity to be in the public eye

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (Ed8Zd)

563 529 "I can guaran-damn-tee if you peek into UMich's methodology, it's a stink fest poll..."


I always thought it would be a nice gesture if Michigan State would send a few of their cute, large breasted girls over to U of M and give the females there a few lessons on make-up and how to dress. Sure, the Michigan girls would still look like soy boys, but at least it would look like they made an effort.

Posted by: jwest at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (U6f/q)

564 555 Paolo?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 04:05 PM (qSCcj)

Rubio ain't no Paolo, that's for sure!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

565 But California is a Motor Voter state for over a generation, and huge

amounts of voters on their rolls are not citizens. Guessing like a

million, two million, maybe more. They have had about 26 years to whore

out their voting rolls.


Every state with same day voter registration.
Every state with mail-in ballots only.
And for CA, ballot harvesting.





Posted by: Eminem, feeling ignored at February 20, 2020 04:02 PM

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Early voting too. It's just waiting to be corrupted, and that's after I voted early in the Primary in Texas yesterday.


Way too many avenues for potential fraud when those machines are moved around multiple times during an election cycle.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (JUOKG)

566 Klobuchar:" I'm not a witch."

DC:"We beg to differ."

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (qSCcj)

567 This movie the Lighthouse looks pretentious and terrible.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (jRRV+)

568 LURKERS!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

569 Oh shit. That tweet of the year on the side bar is brutal.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (sNYFR)

570 >>New York begins this process this year. By giving illegals driver
licenses, they are also registering them to vote. Of course, there is a
check-box on the application where you are supposed to check if you are
"not entitled to vote".


And if they don't check it, it can always be checked "by mistake" during entry by the DMV personnel, as a sort of default setting.




Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (bDqIh)

571 561 {{{lamp}}}
Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 04:06 PM (QLPEO)

{{{paddle-ball game}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (NWiLs)

572 Nood

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sNYFR)

573 The Astros couldn't figure out these signs.

Posted by: WeBoned! at February 20, 2020 04:08 PM (8k7U7)

574 This movie the Lighthouse looks pretentious and terrible.
Posted by: BourbonChicken



With a name like that, what are the odds?

Posted by: eleven at February 20, 2020 04:08 PM (QLPEO)

575 567 This movie the Lighthouse looks pretentious and terrible.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (jRRV+)

Like a slow, painful Bergman movie.

Posted by: tubal at February 20, 2020 04:08 PM (90T4r)

576 >>The hate vote will be big and the margin of fraud will be bigger than ever before.

The "hate vote" will be there, but not in the numbers they were in 2018. Also, Trump in 2016 unknowingly ran against not only Felonious and the Clinton Crime Machine, but an active effort by a weaponized fed.gov to undermine him AND of course the media which wasn't in pond-scum level of support among Americans.

Plus, you have millions of people who were voting against Felonious who are in 2020 voting FOR Trump.

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 04:08 PM (77WPm)

577 I've seen it on here, many times, that Warren sounds like a shrill, witchy mother-in-law, or words to that effect. But I haven't seen that in ads. Wonder if that will happen.

Posted by: m at February 20, 2020 04:09 PM (UZ8BZ)

578 There is probably no force on this earth that can get him the likes of NJ and VT, either.

That force might be Voter ID. We have no idea what the real numbers were all these years.

Posted by: t-bird at February 20, 2020 04:09 PM (OiC69)

579 Nood
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 04:08 PM (sNYFR)

Le sigh

Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 04:09 PM (77WPm)

580 567 This movie the Lighthouse looks pretentious and terrible.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 20, 2020 04:07 PM (jRRV+)

Never take RLM's movie recommendations. I saw "The Neon Demon" and "Ghost Story" and they were complete crap.

Posted by: drerbrererd at February 20, 2020 04:09 PM (rYzrH)

581
I have no faith in the Cali GOP to utilize vote harvesting to their advantage.
Posted by: Jean

=======

Me neither. total joke.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 04:09 PM (M9ntN)

582 570 >>New York begins this process this year. By giving illegals driver
licenses, they are also registering them to vote. Of course, there is a
check-box on the application where you are supposed to check if you are
"not entitled to vote".


And if they don't check it, it can always be checked "by mistake" during entry by the DMV personnel, as a sort of default setting.




In 25 years, not a single one of those cards has been checked in WA state, a Motor Voter Blue state.

Not one.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 04:09 PM (sy5kK)

583 Wisconsin is the new Ohio.

Ohio is gone for Democrats, and depending on the nominee, I think Florida is safely in our column also.

I also have a rule where I give Trump 5 points in any MSM poll.

He just needs Wisconsin and Trump is President.

Posted by: Blago at February 20, 2020 04:10 PM (sjTfF)

584 Anyone called nood yet?

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 20, 2020 04:10 PM (veJcn)

585 New addendum to polls from Quinnipiac University in MICHIGAN just out:


Epstein 68%, Trump 23%

Avenatti 66%, Trump 25%

Weinstein 63%, Trump 28%

Posted by: ShainS, vote Bernie 2020 -- Make Gulags Great Again! at February 20, 2020 04:10 PM (vAlEM)

586 537 485 479 Nurse!

Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at February 20, 2020 03:56 PM (TdMsT)

Marcia!

Posted by: Might as well get it out there at February 20, 2020 03:57 PM (RD7QR)

John!
Posted by: Tami at February 20, 2020 04:03 PM (cF8AT)

NORM!

Posted by: Harvey Milk at February 20, 2020 04:10 PM (V40IZ)

587 Nood pigeons in red hats

Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 20, 2020 04:11 PM (veJcn)

588 Gross. Milksock.

Posted by: reason at February 20, 2020 04:11 PM (V40IZ)

589 >>The only salve is that they aren't particularly acting like they have
this in the bag. They're panicked. Surely if the BAMN Fraud Machine is
that finely tuned, they would just lean back and smile. They aren't


This is why I think the Trump campaign is making such a big deal about primary GoTV and publicizing the primary vote totals, as well as publicizing the statistics on the rally attendees.

They are building up statistics that could be compared to fraudulent poll and precinct voting numbers. Not that there's a direct correlation with these stats, but if they have a documented trend (such as NH stats on how primary vote totals doubled every other recent POTUS incumbent's votes), it makes it that much harder to fix the voting numbers and then claim "low enthusiasm," no party cross-over or whatever.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 04:12 PM (bDqIh)

590 016 2-party vote percentages for Trump
CT: 42.9%
NJ: 42.7%

In a total blow-out election, these are not off the table. But it would need to be a total blowout.
Posted by: DocJ at February 20, 2020 04:04 PM (77WPm)

NJ at least has voted in Republicans as governors at least, so maybe not impossible.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 20, 2020 04:13 PM (CqE5x)

591 Gary Peters, the incumbent Democrat here in Michigan has been running television ads like crazy here. He's not facing a primary challenger.

He's going to be facing John James (R) in the general. A true conservative with a great resume. Narrowly lost to Deb Stabinow last time around.

Polls show that Peters is beatable. (Do-nothing back bencher; voted to impeach POTUS.)

Posted by: Titus Justus at February 20, 2020 04:14 PM (k6X1s)

592 Posted by: Sponge at February 20, 2020 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

I think Bloomberg will do better in the next debate. I don't think he wants to run third party. I think he wants to defeat Trunk which is less likely to happen if he runs 3rd party because that will split the Dem vote.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 04:15 PM (WI7YS)

593 Pigeons are some type of flying weasel. They kind of look like adam schiff.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 20, 2020 04:24 PM (r+sAi)

594 2016 Real Clear Michigan Polls
Clinton 47%
Trump 43%

So Trump is doing better in 2020

Posted by: JoeNYC at February 20, 2020 04:38 PM (zq+rF)

595 Honestly I think Florida is gone for the dems as well. No Cuban exile is ever going to vote for a geriatric socialist.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 20, 2020 04:42 PM (+DS2f)

596 Bloomberg - lose the socialists.
Warren and Sanders - lose the independents.
Buttigeig - lose Muslims, blacks, and Hispanics.
Biden - Lose anyone with an once of sense.
Kobluchar - Lose every man.

I don't see how this ends well for democrats.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 20, 2020 04:48 PM (+DS2f)

597 Michigan has a large voter fraud problem. And they are currently working to increase it.

Posted by: Chillin the most at February 20, 2020 05:19 PM (lonOK)

598 I don't believe the Michigan polls

Posted by: Tuna at February 20, 2020 05:47 PM (RueoN)

599 And I think the Wisconsin polls are understated.

Posted by: Tuna at February 20, 2020 05:48 PM (RueoN)

600 The partisan split in the Quinnipiac WI poll is GOP +6.

I live in WI and that is not even close to reality.

MU Law Poll is out next week. Wait for that to confirm Q before celebrating. If they do confirm it, then celebrate because the Dems will then be in gigantic trouble

Posted by: ggreg at February 20, 2020 06:55 PM (045k4)

601 Trump led in one public opinion poll in Michigan of the 23 polls of the four-way race (and none of the two-way race polls) in Michigan that were taken from September through November. The one was a Republican-leaning Trafalgar Group poll that no one believed.

Posted by: Carl at February 20, 2020 06:58 PM (11SJv)

602 A bunch of ugly guys with the "clap?"

Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at February 20, 2020 09:40 PM (xZjSg)

603 Steel panther rules

Posted by: Jack at February 22, 2020 08:41 AM (K8mDR)

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