Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/19/20) I Thought The Damn Debate Was Tomorrow Night Edition

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

“We are literally making electricity out of thin air. The Air-gen generates clean energy 24/7.” electrical engineer Jun Yao


Quote II

“Rural counties have become increasingly outraged by laws coming out of the Oregon Legislature that threaten our livelihoods, our industries, our wallet, our gun rights, and our values,” Mike McCarter

Quote III

"Justice dictates that we continue going through questionable cases and clearing people convicted solely on the word of a police officer we can no longer trust," Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg


Quote IV

“It’s hard to be with a man so old,Meital Dohan


Quote V

When a federal law enforcement asks you anything, repeat after me:

“I invoke my right to remain silent. Please stop asking me questions. I want my lawyer.”

“Uh, I was just asking you if there’s a coffee shop around here.”

“I invoke my right to remain silent. Please stop asking me questions. I want my lawyer.” Kurt Schlichter

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Just who the hell do you root for in this case?

IRS sues Facebook for $9B, says company offshored profits to Ireland
The trial, which Facebook expects will take three to four weeks, could see top executives including hardware chief Andrew Bosworth and Chief Technology Officer Mike Schroepfer called to testify


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Da Fuq!!!


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For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. And a huge LOFGF!

Over 30 Students Suspended at Syracuse U. for Occupying Administrative Building


“A Department of Public Safety officer announced the suspensions via letters handed to students”

It’s amazing that these students are suffering real consequences for this. It’s so rare.


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As we grow older, Aren't we suppose to put away the "security blanket"?

How far would you go to save your favorite water bottle?

As reusable bottles become ubiquitous, more people are feeling "water bottle attachment syndrome"

Leaving the house without my water bottle is like forgetting my keys or wallet. I'll always make a fuss to go back for it, even though I live in a dense city in which water is not exactly difficult to obtain. Still, I have an irrational fear of the water bottle going missing, resulting in suddenly being thirsty and unable to access water.

For the record, I did not start using a reusable water bottle until I moved to the Bay Area in 2013. The state was in the middle of a drought then, and it seemed like the sustainable thing to do. But seven years later, carrying a water bottle with me everywhere I go has turned into something more than a means to avoid plastic water bottles, conserve water, and stay hydrated. It's become a form of security, one that I've become strangely attached to.


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Boomers vs. Millenials, in the "Green" arena.

Boomers do better at green living than Millennials, survey shows

Contrary to popular opinion, young people aren't practicing what they preach.

Young people are usually depicted at the forefront of the environmental movement, protesting in the streets, eating a vegan diet, embracing a zero-waste lifestyle, and buying second-hand clothing. They tend to look with impatience upon older people from the Baby Boomer generation, whom they blame for the environmental mess in which we find ourselves. This impatient attitude was summed up well in the "OK, boomer" rebuttal that made headlines last year.


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Another day that ends in Y. British legal ruling appears in The ONT. UK Court: Sharia Marriages Not Valid Under English Law. As the old saying goes, "When in Rome do as the Romans do."

The Court of Appeal, the second-highest court in England and Wales after the Supreme Court, has ruled that the Islamic marriage contract, known as nikah in Arabic, is not valid under English law.

The landmark ruling has far-reaching implications. On the one hand, the decision strikes a blow against efforts to enshrine this aspect of Sharia law into the British legal system. On the other hand, it leaves potentially thousands of Muslim women in Britain without legal recourse in the case of divorce.

The case involves an estranged couple, Nasreen Akhter and Mohammed Shabaz Khan, both of Pakistani heritage, who took part in a nikah ceremony officiated by an imam in front of 150 guests at a restaurant in London in December 1998.

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The Court of Appeals added: "It is not difficult for parties who want to be legally married to achieve that status."

The ruling, which Akhter presumably will appeal at the Supreme Court, has been greeted with outrage by activists who argue that thousands of Muslim women in Britain now have no legal rights when it comes to divorce.


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There's no such thing as Scandinavian Airlines.

If you’re Scandinavian—or, more properly, if you consider yourself to be Scandinavian—then Scandinavian Airlines has made it their duty to inform you that you don’t exist.

Last Tuesday, in what was essentially a slap to the 21 million faces that inhabit Denmark, Norway, and Sweden, the air carrier foisted a nearly three-minute ad on the public called “What is truly Scandinavian?” Their answer was “nothing,” and it was delivered with genocidal iciness. Here is the commercial’s text in its entirety:

What is truly Scandinavian? Absolutely nothing. Nada. Niente. There’s no such thing. Everything is copied.

Our democracy? Credit goes to Greece. Parental leave? Thank you, Switzerland. The iconic Scandinavian windmills were actually invented in Persia. And we made the German bicycle a staple of our cities. Thank you, Germany! What about rye bread? It’s Turkish. Smørrebrød? Dutch. What about licorice? It’s Chinese. Midsommarstången? German.

And it gets worse.


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My bucket list? I really don't have one. But if I did, a tattoo from a 3rd world tat shop wouldn't be on it.

An American holidaymaker was left feeling ‘claustrophobic’ in her own skin after a holiday henna tattoo left her with foot-long horror burns. Amanda Drish-Adolf’s intricate design when horribly wrong while visiting Thailand during a pre-children ‘bucket list’ trip with husband Nick Adolf last month. Violinist Amanda, 30, had a half-sleeve mandala-style design inked on her left arm – from the top of her shoulder down to her elbow – which ended up oozing a ‘clear liquid’ and causing ‘grapefruit-size’ swelling. Two days after the tattoo, Amanda – who was initially thrilled with the ‘very dark’ design – developed a burn on her arm that erupted into a number of blisters, leaving her needing hospital treatment.


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Hillary Clinton will never be POTUS. But will Mayor Pete?

Why Pete Buttigieg Will Never Become President

Pete appears so sure of himself that he cannot heed another’s criticism. And that's just for starters.


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It's fun to watch the left eat the left. Electric vehicle purchasing Litmus Test.

Bill Gates bought a Porsche, and then Elon Musk talked trash about him

Apparently, the Porsche Taycan prompted Musk’s ire

Bill Gates bought an electric car. But while he’s given Tesla credit for pushing other carmakers to go electric, it does seem notable that he didn’t buy from the company that pushed the innovation. He bought a Porsche Taycan.


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When I saw the following headline in the Daily Mail, I knew there was more to the story. African American man kidnaps white woman and forces her to watch nine-hour slavery mini-series Roots to 'understand her racism'

African American man kidnaps white woman and forces her to watch nine-hour slavery mini-series Roots to 'understand her racism'

An African American man kidnapped a white woman he'd been in an on-off relationship with for years and forced her to watch nine-hour slavery miniseries Roots so she could 'understand her racism'.

Cedar Rapids police seized 52-year-old Robert Noyes on Monday on charges of first-degree harassment and false imprisonment.

The woman, who was not clearly described in previous reports as being white, was allegedly forced to sit with Noye and threatened when she tried to move from watching the 1977 TV miniseries.


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Not only is he a short. He has one hell of a bad case of Nanny Syndrome. 32 bannings by the 'lil tyrant.


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Different societies, different rules. The Woman Who Makes Prosthetic Pinkies for Ex-Yakuza Members

In Japan, a missing pinkie brands you as a yakuza member. One prosthetist is trying to help them move on from their past.

When "Mike" spotted a newspaper advert for a clinic making prosthetic fingers in the 90s, he thought it was a scam. But the ex-yakuza member had booked himself a consultation within the hour. For almost a decade, a stumpy pinkie on his left hand had marked out his previous allegiance to the criminal world, preventing him from leading a normal life.

A fake little finger, he thought, sounded outlandish, but it was worth a shot. It might allow him to disguise his past—and help shield against Japanese society's prejudiced view of ex-yakuza members in search of redemption.

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The joys of working at skilled care facility.

Hello, future old person!

You probably try not to think of yourself that way, but the fact of the matter is that, unless your family has some sort of Highlander gene or your hobby is ramping school buses, you're going to get old. And while none of us like to think or talk about it, there's a good chance you'll spend your final days in a nursing home.

To find out what we have to look forward to, we spoke to Luc Belanger, who spent a decade of his youth living at his mother's family-run nursing home, and "James," who worked in the secure lockup section of a New Zealand rest home, housing patients with dementia and Alzheimer's. They told us about how ...

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Yeah, yeah, cops want to make it home after their shift. To serve and protect or just be total assholes?

When you next ride your horse down the street, don't pick up that phone ringing in your pocket.

Or have a hands-free device attached to your horse.

A NSW man, who pleaded guilty to using a mobile phone while riding a horse, had the matter dealt with in Mudgee Local Court,

The magistrate did not record a criminal conviction and labelled the matter 'trivial'.


The 30-year-old, from Hill End in the NSW Central West, was seen riding the horse along the Hill End Road at Tambaroora, north of Hill End, at 11.08am on Saturday, October 19, 2019.

While travelling at an estimated speed of 10km/h, he was seen to be holding the phone up to his right ear, before police stopped him.

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Are you a betting person? Tesla claims it will feature-complete full self-driving this year. One small problem.

Hackers stuck a 2-inch strip of tape on a 35mph speed sign and successfully tricked 2 Teslas into accelerating to 85mph


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The ONT Musical Interlude



Born on this day: 19 Feb 1940
Smokey Robinson, singer, songwriter and producer who with The Miracles had the 1970 UK & US No.1 single 'The Tears Of A Clown'. As a solo artist Robinson scored the 1981 UK No.1 & US No.2 single 'Being With You'. He became the vice President of Motown Records in 1972. During the course of his 50-year career in music, Robinson has accumulated more than 4,000 songs to his credit. via thisdayinmusic.com

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Born on this day: 19 Feb 1948
Toni Iommi, guitarist with English rock band Black Sabbath who had the 1970 UK No.4 single 'Paranoid'. The bands self-titled album was voted as the best British rock album ever by Kerrang! in 2005. At the age of 17 and on his last day of work in a sheet metal factory, he lost the tips of the middle and ring finger of his right hand. After attempting to learn to play right-handed, Iommi instead strung his guitars with lighter strings and made thimbles to extend his fingers. via thisdayinmusic.com

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From regular contributor Hank Curmudgeon, Combination Genius Award Winner being Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Terrion Pouncy, 19, was still hospitalized Thursday following surgery.


COOK COUNTY CRIMINAL COURTHOUSE — A South Side man shot himself in his penis after robbing a West Pullman restaurant on Halloween, prosecutors said Thursday.

Terrion Pouncy, 19, remained hospitalized Thursday as he recovered from "a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the penis," according to a Chicago Police officer who testified during Pouncy's bond hearing at the Leighton Criminal Courthouse, 2650 S. California Ave.

Prosecutors allege Pouncy entered Maxwell Street Polish at 11656 S. Halsted St. about 6 a.m. Tuesday and ordered some food.


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Just because you're privileged doesn't mean you have to be Genius Award Winner.

A 36-year-old Ohio woman who called 911 to complain that her parents had shut off her cellphone service is facing a felony charge, records show.

Seloni Khetarpal was arrested Thursday for disrupting public services after twice dialing the police emergency line and asking for cops to be dispatched to her family’s spacious Canton residence, which abuts the 18th hole at the Glenmoor Country Club.

According to a criminal complaint, Khetarpal called 911 demanding that cops come to her home since her parents had disconnected her cell service. An operator advised Khetarpal, seen at right, to “only call for police assistance for legitimate purposes.”

Despite the warning, a "belligerent" Khetarpal called 911 two hours later to again report her cell phone woes (which she thought should be of concern to law enforcement).

Khetarpal was subsequently arrested and booked into the Stark County jail, from which she was released on $2500 bond. Khetarpal, who is a licensed real estate salesperson, is scheduled for a February 27 preliminary hearing in Massillon Municipal Court.


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Random acts of kindness Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A doctor in Lincoln, Nebraska, is hoping to spread kindness in his community by covering all of his patients' co-pays on Random Acts of Kindness Day.

s patients came into the Urgent Care Clinic of Lincoln, they were given a special kindness card and told by Dr. Don Rice that he was going to be paying their co-pays for the visit.

"I think that we have a culture that sometimes forgets that we can have a much better world if we start being kinder to each other,” said Dr. Rice.

The clinic saw nearly 80 patients on Monday and Dr. Rice estimates he took care of $4,000 worth of co-pays.


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1 Well then I call 1st

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

2 First?
yES!

cRAZY CLIMATE CHANGE NONSENSE THEY ARE DEBATING

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:07 PM (ufFY8)

3 Dammit.
I typed content.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:07 PM (ufFY8)

4 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 19, 2020 10:09 PM (JFzNN)

5 Evening

Posted by: None shall pass at February 19, 2020 10:09 PM (JdcHc)

6 Stopped and read all the content. Rookie mistake.

Hahaha. Of course I didn't.

Hi.

Posted by: mindful webworker
oh oh ohvernit
at February 19, 2020 10:09 PM (EUw/L)

7 Corrected for national scope:

Rural counties have become increasingly outraged by laws coming out of the urban Legislatures
But it's nothing new, those prog-tard city people have been screwing us over for decades.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at February 19, 2020 10:09 PM (AgR7f)

8 Felt the bern , it ruined my tude.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 10:09 PM (Dhwaq)

9 I just turned on the debate, intending to switch it off the moment I disagreed with something they said. Bernie was saying that WE are responsible to be sure the PLANET is safe from climate change.

I didn't turn it off, because it is such a fucking clown show.


LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:09 PM (ufFY8)

10 HA HA HA!


Now Mini-Mike is sort of defending China, and saying that "India is the real problem"...

the world is coming apart faster than anyone predicted


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:11 PM (ufFY8)

11 And Bootyplug just said he wants to be in a position to win.


The jokes write themselves



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:12 PM (ufFY8)

12 Hey everybody.

I see MisHum saw my link last night to the Facebook IRS story :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

13 Thanks for the ONT.

Looks like the kid drew a Maxim Machine gun.

Smart kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (2B9A/)

14 Did Butt Juice shave during intermission?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (nqC4O)

15 Does Trump purposely schedule a rally when there is a dem debate? Because its freaking funny

Posted by: IC at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (sYDum)

16 That's a lotta content, Mis Hum.

I'll hang out here a bit, lending moral support, boss.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (Jdw1U)

17 Does anyone else think Pete Puffer looks like the love-child of Sheldon Cooper and Mr. Bean?

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (H3MF8)

18 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:12 PM (L2ZTs)

No, not really.

I peruse about 200 sites on any given day to come up with this little old ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

19 Good grief, even teh fvcking 'moderators' are talking as fast as they can. Take a breath, idiots.




Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (ufFY8)

20 How not to start a chainsaw

"Step 1: insert inert blade into my anus..."

Posted by: Pete Bootygiggy at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)

21 MisHum, fair enough.

Posted by: Pete Bootygiggy at February 19, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

22 OK. Biden is done ranting, and I turning the channel.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:15 PM (ufFY8)

23 Ohhh dang sock!!!

That was from me at 21.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

24 As we grow older, Aren't we suppose to put away the "security blanket"?

I've got a great idea for a product. Combined water bottle and cell phone. Right?

Posted by: mindful webworker
don't leave home without... just don't leave home
at February 19, 2020 10:15 PM (EUw/L)

25 Not only is he a short. He has one hell of a bad case of Nanny Syndrome. 32 bannings by the 'lil tyrant.

I can top that.

Posted by: Green Charlie Smallballs at February 19, 2020 10:16 PM (ykYG2)

26 Anybody gonna ask them about the Astros?

Posted by: occam's brassiere at February 19, 2020 10:16 PM (ja/kn)

27 23 Ohhh dang sock!!!

That was from me at 21.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

Besides if I get something from someone I always H/T them, just as your Pelosi urinal from the other evening.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)

28 I've got a great idea for a product. Combined water bottle and cell phone. Right?

"Honey, I Drank The Cell Phone"

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:16 PM (L2ZTs)

29 MisHum, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

30 "Air-gen generates clean energy 24/7"

You don't say.

Posted by: Copied and mass produced in China at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (zXNId)

31 Will this shit show ever end? I'm gonna have nightmares tonight.

Bloomy just brought up he's the only one on the stage that's ever started or ran a business.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (nKjc6)

32 Looks like the kid drew a Maxim Machine gun.

Smart kid.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (2B9A/)


Too bad he probably got arrested and suspended for the drawing.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (Jdw1U)

33 But seven years later, carrying a water bottle with me everywhere I go has turned into something more than a means to avoid plastic water bottles, conserve water, and stay hydrated. It's become a form of security, one that I've become strangely attached to.

I feel the same way about my fifth of Old Overcoat.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (I2/tG)

34 As reusable bottles become ubiquitous, more people are feeling "water bottle attachment syndrome"

OK. This explains the Geico radio commercial where the roommate was upset that thieves stole her water bottle.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (r6GXX)

35 Watching the debate...

Conclusion: These people are lunatics.


No really, they are lunatics.


And this appeals to Democrats?


Man, we are so screwed if one of these jerk offs get's their hands on the ring of power.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (nqC4O)

36 Paw Paw needs his meds.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 10:19 PM (CTN7u)

37 25 Not only is he a short. He has one hell of a bad case of Nanny Syndrome. 32 bannings by the 'lil tyrant.

I can top that.
Posted by: Green Charlie Smallballs at February 19, 2020 10:16 PM (ykYG2)

How many bannings do you all think have been done here over the years? Actual unique bannings (not the same guy multiple times.)

Do you think the trolls get together and compare their numbers from a night:

Anti-semite: I got banned 23 times!

Lace Wigs: when they speak of you as a legend, then you can talk to me. Plus, you just run the scoreboard up.

MUMR: sit down, sonny and let me tell you a tale.

BSG: I like Winona!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:20 PM (2B9A/)

38 24 As we grow older, Aren't we suppose to put away the "security blanket"?

I've got a great idea for a product. Combined water bottle and cell phone. Right?
Posted by: mindful webworker
don't leave home without... just don't leave home
at February 19, 2020 10:15 PM (EUw/L)

Thats a winner!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

39 That last pic is hilarious.

Good job, MisHum.

Posted by: tbodie at February 19, 2020 10:20 PM (Oy2Ew)

40 Excuses, excuses...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)

41 Yeah Page rockin' the Tele!

Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)

42 Boomers do better at green living than Millennials, survey shows

Not surprised. Most "woke" views are bullshit designed to make the person feel virtuous.
This doesn't just apply to environmentalism. Look at a college educated millennial couple who have children, as far as where they live, or where they send their children to school. There is no difference between them and a republican couple.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:22 PM (+lVUW)

43 Tonight is pinochle night for Mrs. Sock Monkey. All on my own, I microwaved 4 breakfast burritos, ignored the vegetables in the fridge and sat down in front of the tv. Hillbilly tv is rarely my first choice but I wanted to save the finish of Schlicter's 3rd book for later. Started flipping channels and came face to face with Bernie in full angry face screech. Took in about 20 seconds, turned off the tv, and took my burritos outside on the porch to share with Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley. I'm better now. He's a pretty good conversationalist for a canine.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 10:22 PM (Dhwaq)

44 IRS v. Facebook? I'm rooting for casualties.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

45 Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:20 PM (2B9A/)

Many here are banned refugees from, ahem, other sites. You actually have to work at it to get banned here.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2020 10:23 PM (Jdw1U)

46 Does anyone else think Pete Puffer looks like the love-child of Sheldon Cooper and Mr. Bean?
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (H3MF

Kind of. Except Mr. Booty did not get Sheldon's height genes.

I kind of see Wallace Shawn in an Alfred E. Neuman wig.

No offense to either Wally or Al. Natch.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 19, 2020 10:23 PM (x8Wzq)

47 So much content, MisHum!!!

Wow!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 10:23 PM (TdMsT)

48
Now Mini-Mike is sort of defending China, and saying that "India is the real problem"...

the world is coming apart faster than anyone predicted


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 19, 2020 10:11 PM (ufFY


It's really more like China Mike, than Mini-Mike.

Both answers are acceptable, however.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

49 India? What the hell?

Makes sense if he is a Chinese tool.

Now he has lost the 7-11 vote, as Joe would say.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:25 PM (2B9A/)

50 Dayam... Bloomberg just told Bernie and Warren communism hasn't and doesn't work.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:25 PM (nKjc6)

51 watched six episodes of Salvation.
soap. opera.
i wanted more science, maybe some actual banter; but the stilted dialog and the stupid love polygons have finally done it for me. !no mas!

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 19, 2020 10:25 PM (ykYG2)

52 51 Dayam... Bloomberg just told Bernie and Warren communism hasn't and doesn't work.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:25 PM (nKjc6)

He's already running for the general? That was quick.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (2B9A/)

53 Mini-Mike is sort of defending China, and saying that "India is the real problem"...

Go away Mike, you're done here.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (ykYG2)

54 You ever think you would get more done if somebody was shooting at you?

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (HALdu)

55 The chainsaw video was very troublesome and concerned me greatly!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (BiNEL)

56 "Over 30 Students Suspended at Syracuse U. for Occupying Administrative Building"

They got clemency today. So much for consequences.

Posted by: Robert Grindrod at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (GAeuH)

57 Bernie...who's winning by a comfortable margin? Me me me

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (nKjc6)

58 Trump lit as fuck tonight

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 19, 2020 10:26 PM (+dsLj)

59 Trump lit as fuck tonight
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February



He doesn't drink

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:27 PM (HALdu)

60 Calling this field of Dems lunatics is an insult to lunatics.

Posted by: LASue at February 19, 2020 10:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

61 Yay ONT!

Love that doctor's random acts of kindness.

Pray for our President and valiant warriors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 10:28 PM (WFcrO)

62 Dayam...who's a millionaire and owns three houses asks Bloomberg of Bernie.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:28 PM (nKjc6)

63 More good musical-type music this evening, MisHum.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 10:28 PM (HaL55)

64 -
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A doctor in Lincoln, Nebraska, is hoping to spread kindness in his
community by covering all of his patients' co-pays on Random Acts of
Kindness Day.

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I'd keep that quiet, were I he. It would not surprise me one bit to find out that such actions were illegal in some way.

Posted by: irright at February 19, 2020 10:28 PM (RVcmP)

65 Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (2/19/20) I Thought The Damn Debate Was Tomorrow Night Edition


So, MisHum, you worked extra hard on tonight's ONT, because you thought you had a light night tomorrow night?

Nope. We know how high the bar is that you have set, and we expect an equally fantastic ONT tomorrow night.

This is what high standards will get you.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

66 What little I've seen of debate, I'm coming to the impression that the only effect of Bloomberg entering race is to catapult Bernie to the nomination.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2020 10:29 PM (GtG/j)

67 Tried watching Trump on Right Side Broadcasting live feed, but the connection was flaky.

Didn't try watching the Dem Debate because they're all flaky.

Posted by: mindful webworker
I smell cookies
at February 19, 2020 10:30 PM (EUw/L)

68 I'll hang out here a bit, lending moral support, boss.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (Jdw1U)


Are you a flying buttress? If so, Petey Pie Buttplug is impressed.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 10:30 PM (Y8PSl)

69 I peruse about 200 sites on any given day to come up with this little old ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


What a price you pay to entertain us unworthy blog readers!

But it is much appreciated.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 10:30 PM (BiNEL)

70 Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 10:22 PM (Dhwaq)

Sounds enjoyable!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

71 Buttyegg sucking up to Bernie. Bucking for the VP slot?

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:31 PM (nKjc6)

72 Dio Sabbath is best Sabbath.

But Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward are the heart and soul of Sabbath.

Ozzy was nothing more than a front man, and a problematic one at that. At least Ronnie contributed in a creative way, not to mention behave like a professional. Plus, he is fucking Ronnie James Dio. \m/ \m/

Pisses me off that so many think Ozzy is Black Sabbath.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 19, 2020 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

73 Yeah Page rockin' the Tele!


Yep. I did not know that the Yardbirds had a DJ in the early days. They were ahead of their time.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 10:31 PM (HaL55)

74 I'd of been first but had to read Schlichter's input.
Excellent!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2020 10:31 PM (axyOa)

75 I peruse about 200 sites on any given day to come up with this little old ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

That's verging on peruse abuse.

Posted by: Miklos, moderation in most things at February 19, 2020 10:32 PM (QzkSJ)

76 I peruse about 200 sites on any given day to come up with this little old ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)


Little old? Clara Peller approves. It has the beef.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 10:32 PM (Y8PSl)

77 Bloomberg got thrashed.

Not sure how many people actually watch these debates, but he might be finished with some of the questions raised.

Biden did well, so did bernie.

Kloubacher is REALLY annoying.

Posted by: Blago at February 19, 2020 10:32 PM (WNpcG)

78 He doesn't drink

********

I mean the non-sober on fire definition of lit as fuck

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 19, 2020 10:32 PM (+dsLj)

79 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 10:28 PM (sy5kK)

Thanks LC Dawg

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:32 PM (aA3+G)

80 Bloomberg talks like a fag and his shits all tarded. I knew as soon as he hit the debate stage he was going down in flames.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (+dsLj)

81 In all fairness, henna isn't really a tattoo. It's drawn on top of your skin and stains it, and the stain goes away after a few days. Should be safe enough, at least compared to a real tattoo. I don't have any tattoos so I could be wrong but I think a sleeve would take a lot of sessions for a real tattoo

Posted by: Mst3k at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (DTxSf)

82 We love The ONT Management AND Staff!

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (DMUuz)

83 I can see 30,000 people turning out for a Klobuchar rally.

If there's free lutefisk.

Posted by: Miklos, imaginator at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

84 Kloubacher is REALLY annoying.
Posted by: Blago at February 19, 2020 10:32 PM (WNpcG)


Her voice kinda reminds me of one of those annoying Valley Girls.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (nKjc6)

85 I peruse about 200 sites on any given day to come up with this little old ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February


Have to say, reviewing 190 hardcore sites everyday, that have never given you so much as a link for one thread, is dedication.



Don't come in I'm working!

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (HALdu)

86 The ONT! *shots!*

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 19, 2020 10:35 PM (Dc2NZ)

87 i watched about 30 seconds of the debate. my brain told me to stick to booze. i'm dumb enough without mainlining that circular clusterfuck. besides, commie fucks, i don't care.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 10:35 PM (KP5rU)

88 We love The ONT Management AND Staff!
Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono

There's NEVER coffee in the Break Barrel.

Posted by: Miklos, BYOB at February 19, 2020 10:35 PM (QzkSJ)

89 So the commercial breaks are mostly political ads.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (nKjc6)

90 I have no idea who won this debate.. I think no one.

Biden maybe saved his ass.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (CjFDo)

91 Posted by: Miklos, imaginator at February 19, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

Maybe lefse but not lutefisk

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

92 Good evening all. CC and coke.

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (CAJL/)

93 Dio Sabbath is best Sabbath.



But Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler and Bill Ward are the heart and soul of Sabbath.



Ozzy was nothing more than a front man, and a problematic one at
that. At least Ronnie contributed in a creative way, not to mention
behave like a professional. Plus, he is fucking Ronnie James Dio. \m/
\m/



Pisses me off that so many think Ozzy is Black Sabbath.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 19, 2020 10:31 PM (x8Wzq)

I've loved the stuff Ozzy has done, but I've never been much of an Ozzy fan. I love the musicians he was surrounded with in Black Sabbath and the first two solo albums.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 19, 2020 10:37 PM (xPl2J)

94 Dear thousands of Muslim women in Britain now have no legal rights when it comes to divorce,

Suck it, now suck it again.

Sincere regards,

NS

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:37 PM (HALdu)

95 Started flipping channels and came face to face with Bernie in full angry face screech. Took in about 20 seconds, turned off the tv,
Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose


Oh come on! You didn't leave it on to see if he'd have a heart attack, right there at the debate. Hell, Biden, Bernie, or Bloomie, any one of them could blow at any minute. The moderator should just provoke them so that they're all red faced and the veins in their heads are popping. That would whittle the field down.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:37 PM (+lVUW)

96 How far would you go to save your favorite water bottle?


Is that water or Enfamil?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (HaL55)

97 I've just about had all I can stand of this clown show.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (nKjc6)

98 Okay, if one of those old goats actually strokes out and dies on the stage, God is going send me straight to hell.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

99 Trump doesn't even care if the debate is over. He's rolling.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (cfSLd)

100
Trump is fired up in Phoenix.

And this is his 4th, or 5th rally TODAY.


He has more energy right now, than the entire collection of clusterf*cks on MSNBC combined.

It is truly something to admire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)

101 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/v3bbw2k

https://tinyurl.com/r4n26ks

https://tinyurl.com/sxq9mwp

https://tinyurl.com/s569u8o

https://tinyurl.com/yx5fkpeu

Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2020 10:39 PM (qAR6u)

102 Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:37 PM (HALdu)

Lol
So true

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

103
He has more energy right now, than the entire collection of clusterf*cks on MSNBC combined.

It is truly something to admire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February



In fairness, he hooks up to Melania to recharge in between.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (HALdu)

104 Posted by: mindful webworker

Next time, try Cspan, solid feed. I'd love to support RBSN, but they have a ways to go.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (BiNEL)

105 have no idea who won this debate.. I think no one.

Biden maybe saved his ass.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (CjFDo)


For the record...my beloved thinks Warren might have won a few points and maybe Biden.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (nKjc6)

106 Had a de-lish dinner tonight.
Steak and (root) ale.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

107 Had a de-lish dinner tonight.
Steak and (root) ale.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)

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"Steak"?

Details?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 10:41 PM (XVuno)

108 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/w95asyp

https://tinyurl.com/skcdlb5

https://tinyurl.com/v58qgny

https://tinyurl.com/uthzdu5

https://tinyurl.com/sltqqft

Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2020 10:42 PM (qAR6u)

109 Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (+lVUW)

I don't think so

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:42 PM (aA3+G)

110 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics



You are a great American. Thank you.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 10:42 PM (HaL55)

111 Cicero, yet another well-marbled NY strip from Albertsons (which is now part of Vons). I seem to have a knack for picking good steaks.

And no, it was not well-done. I'm also getting better at enjoying them medium-well at most.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)

112 Kbdabear,
One of the few reasons I wish I had twitter.
Sigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2020 10:43 PM (axyOa)

113 Cicero, yet another well-marbled NY strip from Albertsons (which is now part of Vons). I seem to have a knack for picking good steaks.

And no, it was not well-done. I'm also getting better at enjoying them medium-well at most.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)
-------

Preparation?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 10:44 PM (XVuno)

114 In fairness, he hooks up to Melania to recharge in between.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:40 PM (HALdu)


Hooks up to or hooks up with? But either way, yeah, she'd give any red blooded American a serious recharge. In a lady-like way, of course.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 10:44 PM (Y8PSl)

115 Since the post mentioned Motown, here's a youtube of a bunch of musicians and sound engineers attempting to re-create the Motown sound on My Girl and Ain't No Mountain High Enough. They get pretty close.

https://youtu.be/TysRGMSjtpQ

Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2020 10:44 PM (r6GXX)

116 Dang. I Hoped to see Shrillary being carried onstage, cackling at the end.

That is all that was missing.

Posted by: LASue at February 19, 2020 10:44 PM (Ed8Zd)

117 No way was I going to watch that clusterfark in Nevada.

I would, however, watch Trump any day, anywhere!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 10:45 PM (WFcrO)

118 Rich Zeoli just depicted Mini Mike as a Sleestak on Twitter

ACCURATE

Posted by: THE_BlackOrchid_STATE! (DlsPn) at February 19, 2020 10:45 PM (j9HX3)

119 And no, it was not well-done. I'm also getting better at enjoying them medium-well at most.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:43 PM (L2ZTs)


If a steak is more than red, its dead. I just knock the horns off wipe its ass and put it on a plate.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:45 PM (nKjc6)

120 Biden maybe saved his ass.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (CjFDo)

He looked hopped up - they're giving him something.

His eyes are all pupil - black eyes, doll eyes, they ain't livin' - you guys know the rest

Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2020 10:45 PM (32YRo)

121 81 Bloomberg talks like a fag and his shits all tarded. I knew as soon as he hit the debate stage he was going down in flames.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere


Didn't watch, but I need to know, did the dwarf stand on a box, or did they just give him a lower podium than the rest?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (+lVUW)

122 Cicero, these days I rub my steaks with spicy vulcan salt from The Spice House and some Christopher Ranch chopped garlic.

Then I put it on the grill pan on the stove for... not too long.

Lately they almost always come out really tasty.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

123 Deep thoughts from a Brooklynite Sanders supporter:

i don't want healthcare choices. i'm a lazy moron who allows very mild obstacles to become insurmountable. when i'm sick i just want to show up to the closest doctor for free

Because that is how Medicare For All will work, right?

A Canadian chimed in:

As a Canadian I really cannot overstate how good it is when you're sick to just show up to the closest doctor for free.

Unless you need an MRI, or a hip replacement, or cataract surgery, etc. etc. etc. Then you can wait months and months for that "closest doctor" to be available in Canada.

Brandy's a struggling "journalist" in Brooklyn, of course, so when she says she wants medical care "for free", what she means is that she wants you to pay for it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

124 113 Kbdabear,
One of the few reasons I wish I had twitter.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2020 10:43 PM (axyOa)

You do not have to have the app installed. Just copy the url into your web browser, click away. As long as you are not at work.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (2B9A/)

125 Maybe lefse but not lutefisk
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:36 PM (aA3+G)

And Jarlsberg cheese

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (DjiZK)

126 Traveling, have you met MisHum?
He eats his steak straight from the freezer. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

127 Trump spent $70 million of his own money to win. Bloomberg has spent $411 million of his own money to get into a debate. Smart.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 10:47 PM (IMdOQ)

128 There's a picture of Halfwit Mitt.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (LIdl5)

129 If a steak is more than red, its dead. I just knock the horns off wipe its ass and put it on a plate.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:45 PM (nKjc6)


My steak better moo in pain when my steak knife cuts into it.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (Y8PSl)

130 Eight dead in Frankfurt Germany drive-by shooting.

Posted by: mark1971 at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (xPl2J)

131 Next time, try Cspan, solid feed. I'd love to support RBSN, but they have a ways to go.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


I didn't think C-Span covered the Trump rallies.

Posted by: mindful webworker
a cspanner in the works
at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (EUw/L)

132 123 Cicero, these days I rub my steaks with spicy vulcan salt from The Spice House and some Christopher Ranch chopped garlic.

Then I put it on the grill pan on the stove for... not too long.

Lately they almost always come out really tasty.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (L2ZTs)

--------

Oh. Sorry.

I was still trying to get past, "medium well."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (XVuno)

133 If a steak is more than red, its dead. I just knock the horns off wipe its ass and put it on a plate.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:45 PM (nKjc6)

Loved Harrelson in Cowboy Way.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (DjiZK)

134 t-bird, it reminds me of the guys at the poker table who will go all-in, betting over $100, to win a $20 pot. Good grief.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (L2ZTs)

135 95 Dear thousands of Muslim women in Britain now have no legal rights when it comes to divorce,

Suck it, now suck it again.

Sincere regards,

NS
Posted by: not so


Good. if they wanted to live in Britain, they should have married according to British law.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (+lVUW)

136 qdpsteve, I grilled a flank steak with a ginger miso marinade that you brush on while you grill. It's a winner. I have to cook it a little longer than I like so the hubby is happy.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 10:48 PM (MmFTx)

137 "We are literally making electricity out of thin air. The Air-gen generates clean energy 24/7."
electrical engineer Jun Yao



I saw Air Supply make love out of nothing at all in '83.

Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (786Ro)

138 Hooks up to or hooks up with? But either way, yeah, she'd give any red blooded American a serious recharge. In a lady-like way, of course.
Posted by: RickZ at February



For fun I enter filthy things into google translate and have it say them Serbo-Croatian and pretend it is a Yugoslav hottie.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (HALdu)

139 I peruse about 200 sites on any given day to come up with this little old ONT.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

What a price you pay to entertain us unworthy blog readers!

But it is much appreciated.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 10:30 PM (BiNEL)


Appreciated more than you'll ever know.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

140 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:47 PM (L2ZTs)

Who freezes steak?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

141 Cicero, oh. Sorry.

Still working on enjoying it as bloody rare as all you guys do. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)

142 >>Biden did well, so did bernie.

Biden slurs a bit when he speaks, my wife noticed too - its weird. But he gathered his, um, thoughts.

Bernie is off the charts nuts in his ideas, which is presents at decibels of a jet plane taking off...but at least he ain't low energy Jeb!


Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (32YRo)

143 113 Kbdabear,
One of the few reasons I wish I had twitter.
Sigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 19, 2020 10:43 PM (axyOa)

You don't need twitter to see the boob pics, only need it if you want to reply to the tweets, retweet or like them.

Just bookmark the link..

twitter.com/kbdabear/media



Posted by: kbdabear at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (qAR6u)

144 MisHum, oops.
Meant to write, you bite into it while it's still grazing at the farm. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

145 I'm rooting for Ireland.

Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (786Ro)

146 So, I recently decided that I need to quit smoking. I started sometimes finding myself a little short of breath while going about my daily routine, which is not at all physically strenuous.

At first, I thought I'd just quit cold turkey over the three-day weekend we just had. But I decided after a couple of days that that just wasn't gonna work; I found myself suddenly short-tempered and irritable, and I did not want to go back to work like that.

Then I remembered Ace talking up e-cigs as a great smoking cessation aid, so I went and bought a Juul on Monday.

The benefits of ditching my dark green American Spirits for Juul menthol pods were immediately apparent. I bought a pack of four pods, each one equivalent to a pack of cigarettes, for $15 on Monday. I still haven't finished the first pod. And I'm still cheerful and easy-going, so I'm really liking the results so far.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (H3MF8)

147 no good deed, sounds delish!
Ginger is a wonder herb just like garlic.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (L2ZTs)

148 101
Trump is fired up in Phoenix.

And this is his 4th, or 5th rally TODAY.


He has more energy right now, than the entire collection of clusterf*cks on MSNBC combined.

It is truly something to admire.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)


I believe it was Hunter Thompson who said the best entertainers and politicians are the ones who get turned-on by the crowd, and use the crowd's energy to amp-up their performance/speech. In my engineering mind, Thompson's describing a positive feedback loop. Trump, Obama, and Bill Clinton are good examples of that sort of politician/crowd energy feedback loop.

Posted by: Gref at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (AMIL/)

149 How far would you go to save your favorite water bottle?

Yeah, right. I don't use water bottles. Now, coffee travel mugs, that's another thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:51 PM (+lVUW)

150 "Justice dictates that we continue going through questionable cases and clearing people convicted solely on the word of a police officer we can no longer trust," Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg"


That's about the Tuttle's murdered by a swat raid and two lining cops.

She's a Soros drone but she should burn them all on this one.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 19, 2020 10:51 PM (pGnDm)

151 Unless you need an MRI, or a hip replacement, or cataract surgery, etc. etc. etc. Then you can wait months and months for that "closest doctor" to be available in Canada.

Brandy's a struggling "journalist" in Brooklyn, of course, so when she says she wants medical care "for free", what she means is that she wants you to pay for it.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (I2/tG)


I would hope that we don't go down that road. Just had cataract surgery on both eyes. About $5800 per eye, but it was worth every penny. I don't want a doctor who half asses a surgery or procedure because he's not getting paid a fair price for their services.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:51 PM (nKjc6)

152 Good. if they wanted to live in Britain, they should have married according to British law.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February



yes

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:51 PM (HALdu)

153 I saw Air Supply make love out of nothing at all in '83.
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (786Ro)
* * * *

*SNORT*

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 10:51 PM (WFcrO)

154 "The Best..Is Yet..To Come!!"

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 10:52 PM (IMdOQ)

155 10cc > Air Supply

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 10:52 PM (XVuno)

156 The most interesting thing about the UK sharia ruling is that goats have standing there.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:52 PM (HALdu)

157 Medium well? Ya done ruint it, son, ya just plain ruint it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)

158 Still working on enjoying it as bloody rare as all you guys do. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (L2ZTs)


All that blood on the plate is what straws are for.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (Y8PSl)

159 As a Canadian I really cannot overstate how good it is when you're sick to just show up to the closest doctor for free.



Unless you need an MRI, or a hip replacement, or cataract surgery,
etc. etc. etc. Then you can wait months and months for that "closest
doctor" to be available in Canada.



Brandy's a struggling "journalist" in Brooklyn, of course, so when
she says she wants medical care "for free", what she means is that she
wants you to pay for it.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2020 10:46 PM (I2/tG)

Yep, just last year my dad had to wait two months to get the same surgery Bernie had right after he had his heart attack (my dad hadn't had a heart attack but my mom told me that he wasn't far away from a widowmaker) and my mom waited 6 months for cateract surgery.

Posted by: Vendette at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (nRNOc)

160 I have a riff on Air Supply's "Even the Nights Are Better"...

I never dreamed there were so many STDs
you gave them all to me
and now that I've left you
even the rash is better
now that we're not together
even the rash is better
since I left you...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (L2ZTs)

161 Ginger is a wonder herb just like garlic.


I use it a lot these days. So much so that I just peel it and put it in the freezer to have it on hand. It keeps for about 6 months that way.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (MmFTx)

162 Leaving the house without my water bottle is like forgetting my keys or wallet.

----

Who are you - Aquaman?

Do you die after an hour without water?

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (/fWqi)

163 The professional Dem politicians on the debate stage tonight did to Bloomberg what the professional GOP politicians tried--and utterly failed--to do to Trump in 2016.
Which was to kill his candidacy in the crib.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (o1fzk)

164 Ginger is a wonder herb just like garlic.

---

And yet Maryanne was still hotter!

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 10:54 PM (/fWqi)

165
I've come to the conclusion, after watching the President speak again, that if you don't like President Trump you are just a dick.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 10:54 PM (LIdl5)

166 The benefits of ditching my dark green American Spirits for Juul menthol pods were immediately apparent. I bought a pack of four pods, each one equivalent to a pack of cigarettes, for $15 on Monday. I still haven't finished the first pod. And I'm still cheerful and easy-going, so I'm really liking the results so far.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 19, 2020 10:50 PM (H3MF
* * * *

Keep up the good work!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 10:54 PM (WFcrO)

167 32 bannings by the 'lil tyrant.

Le cité c'est moi.

Posted by: Mini Mayor Mike at February 19, 2020 10:54 PM (786Ro)

168 154 I saw Air Supply make love out of nothing at all in '83.

Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (786Ro)


Love is like oxygen.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob

----

All I need is the air that I breathe.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 10:54 PM (/fWqi)

169 I carry and use a water bottle that I took on a 2 week wilderness Alaska canoe trip. It is my precious.......

Posted by: The Neon Madman at February 19, 2020 10:54 PM (KSXRc)

170 Insom, sorry :-)
It still tasted pretty good to me. But I'm working on it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:55 PM (L2ZTs)

171 163 Leaving the house without my water bottle handgun is like forgetting my keys or wallet.

Fixed.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 10:55 PM (NWiLs)

172 Living in 800 AD has its disadvantages. Live with it.

Posted by: klaftern at February 19, 2020 10:55 PM (RuIsu)

173 I saw Air Supply make love out of nothing at all in '83.
Posted by: Hands at February 19, 2020 10:49 PM (786Ro)
* * * *

If only someone had stopped their name to them before they infected the pop world *sigh*

Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2020 10:55 PM (32YRo)

174 Bloomberg made a mistake entering the debate at this point. Candidates in people's imagination are usually much more appealing than in person.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2020 10:55 PM (GtG/j)

175 I love That Kid

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (G546f)

176 Living in 800 AD has its disadvantages. Live with it.
Posted by: klaftern at February 19, 2020 10:55 PM (RuIsu)

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Those Carolingians just don't know when to quit.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (XVuno)

177
Ah, yes, the D debate was so funny. They were all trying to out-leftist each other.

It's not as amusing when you realize at least half the country agrees with them.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (aGUIs)

178 Don't call him Bloomberg. Call him Gloomberb.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (L2ZTs)

179 Mike's mistake was not running in 2016 as an R

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu)

180 156




Finger nails on chalk board >> 10cc > Air Supply

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (aA3+G)

181
"Roots" is garbage. That is all.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (pNxlR)

182 Speaking of food and drink, I was perusing "The Deplorable Gourmet", and found a recipe for a Low Carb and Sugar Free Vodka Mojito. I made myself a couple for dinner, only with white rum. Thank you SandyCheeks, wherever you are.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

183 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (nKjc6)

184 I think Mike came up short - bad da bing!

Posted by: Boswell at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (32YRo)

185 181 Mike's mistake was not running in 2016 as an R
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu)

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Back then the Munchkin vote was wide open.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (XVuno)

186 Speaking of food and drink, I was perusing "The Deplorable Gourmet", and found a recipe for a Low Carb and Sugar Free Vodka Mojito. I made myself a couple for dinner, only with white rum. Thank you SandyCheeks, wherever you are.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February



You should have a cracker or piece of bread too.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (HALdu)

187 132

this Cspan link worked just great for the rally tonight

shorturl.at/hoFO0

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (BiNEL)

188 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

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Me: 2 eggs. Every day. Raw.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (/fWqi)

189 Biden talking suspiciously fast.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (GtG/j)

190
Tim Pool, whom I find annoying, is, I admit, getting better.

For instance, his latest video is titled: "Twitter Feminist SHOCKED That Her Stupid Opinion Resulted In Backlash, Blames being A Woman"

The old Tim Pool would never had included "stupid" in the title.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at February 19, 2020 10:59 PM (aGUIs)

191 Mike's mistake was not running in 2016 as an R
Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu)

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Back then the Munchkin vote was wide open.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February



it was before everybody loved Trump and new he was who we had been waiting for.

Mike could have bought that

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 10:59 PM (HALdu)

192 190 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

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Me: 2 eggs. Every day. Raw.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (/fWqi)

Raw? No. Over easy? Hell yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)

193

Tim Pool talks more like me, now, than Tim Pool.

Kinda like all of you. You're all more like me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at February 19, 2020 11:00 PM (aGUIs)

194 Thank God its over.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:00 PM (nKjc6)

195 Back then the Munchkin vote was wide open.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February

---

He has ties to the Lollipop Guild, which is totally connected to organized crime.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 11:00 PM (/fWqi)

196 Yes, my teenage daughter can't go anywhere without her hydroflask sk sk sk. Actually, it was sweet. My son bought it for her as a sort of jokey Christmas gift with the whole VSCO girl thing, but she was very appreciative and uses it at school and vball practice. I am so old, we just drank from the water fountain and the tap. Hell, sometimes we drank it straight from the water hose. I think kids today would die if they did that.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:00 PM (MmFTx)

197 I use it a lot these days. So much so that I just peel it and put it in the freezer to have it on hand. It keeps for about 6 months that way.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (MmFTx)


Do you use the teaspoon peeling method? (Thumb on the back of the teaspoon, scraping forward to peel.) No waste that way.

Saw that trick on a cooking show years ago and thought, nah, that won't work. Boy was I wrong. I make a lot of stir-frys and peeling ginger that way is so easy.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (Y8PSl)

198 > Dio Sabbath is best Sabbath.

Nope. "Dio Sabbath" is Dio with the former members of Black Sabbath as his backing band.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (Ewo9R)

199 Biden talking suspiciously fast.

Wait 'til his eyeball fills with blood. Then he's had too much.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (cfSLd)

200 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&

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Me: 2 eggs. Every day. Raw.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 10:58 PM (/fWqi)

When I was young I was so repulsed by the taste off egg white that the only kind I could stand was soft boiled so soft that it grossed my mom out to make them. So she tapered off trying to get me to eat them.

Now my taste buds have faded and can have an egg with no issue.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (eoQWY)

201 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (nKjc6)
* * * *

Like soft boiled eggs with firm whites and runny yolks.

Also like scrambled eggs with firm eggs. Add a pinch of baking powder (thanks, CBD!) for fluffy yet firm eggs.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (WFcrO)

202 How to brick a Tesla or any other "self-driving" car:

1 Can white spray paint to make:
1 Circle around the car, or,
1 Straight line in front of it, parallel to the bumper.

The average Tesla or other self-driving car won't have wither the intelligence or strength to push the damn thing past the lines.

I can see tow companies making a mint with this.

Posted by: Max Random at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (czrY0)

203 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (nKjc6)

Do you mean hard yolks?

Nice job on the first, Mis. Hum.!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)

204
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (+lVUW)

We need to make a Deplorable Drinks Bartending Guide. Sell that with Deplorable Gourmet as a Moron Boxset.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 11:02 PM (DjiZK)

205 Not So @10:56... I disagree. This guy is totally a Democrat.

He wants to restrict how much soda you can drink, and how much salt you can put on your food (while also deciding those limits do not apply to him).

100% Democrat. His views on gun control bump that up to an easy 110%.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 19, 2020 11:02 PM (H3MF8)

206
Anyone remember when "mike" bloomberg was michael bloomberg?

It was long ago, like, maybe, 3 months ago.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (aGUIs)

207 Bernie........they own this from 2016....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (kFkpX)

208 i don't want healthcare choices. i'm a lazy moron who allows very mild obstacles to become insurmountable. when i'm sick i just want to show up to the closest doctor for free

Nothing is free. Stupid, stupid, stupid Bernie supporters. You think healthcare costs are out of control now? Set up a system where everyone in the country can just show up at any doctor's office "for free". There's no sense of reality with these people. Ask them how they feel about their yearly taxes shooting up.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

209 Raw? No. Over easy? Hell yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)



Raw? No effin way!

Sunny side up in bacon grease
with freshly baked bacon
and sourdough toast with butter and orange marmalade!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (BiNEL)

210 Not So @10:56... I disagree. This guy is totally a Democrat.

He wants to restrict how much soda you can drink, and how much salt you can put on your food (while also deciding those limits do not apply to him).

100% Democrat. His views on gun control bump that up to an easy 110%.
Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at February 19, 2020 11:02 PM (H3MF

He's an OLD democrat. Not the half decent, union and corrupt kind. The nanny state kind, after that. The current set will burn down the house to change the drapes.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (eoQWY)

211 Howdy you Morons.

Just had to share, was watching Melissa Francis earlier today. She had some idiot on, I think he was a staffer for Patty Murray so go figure, but he was all worried about the DOJ's independence.

He was so scared because the doj was part of the Judiciary branch. What the f***? These people in power are absolute idiots. All this hand-wringing over the president being the top law enforcement executive is idiotic. He's head of the executive branch which runs the doj. These fokkers are fools.

Posted by: Farmer at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (hg8zr)

212 Security forces of Iran's Islamic Regime including IRGC Ground Force are now sending their troops and military equipment including MRAPs to the city of Qom in-order to establish military curfew over CoronaVirus outbreak & death of two people in the city.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (G546f)

213


Who are you - Aquaman?



Do you die after an hour without water?


maybe?

I want too...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (CTN7u)

214
In spanish, Amy is pronounced El-ay-nah.

Posted by: Amy Klobbarchar at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (aGUIs)

215 Since Air Supply has been mentioned, I will repeat a plea I made a couple of years ago: can anyone identify this movie? I saw about 20 minutes of it, some number of years ago, when traveling, and the really odd thing is that I can't find it again.

It was about advertising, and the sequence I saw had two companies, competing to come up with an ad campaign for a new sanitary pad with holes in it. The first company was what you would expect, dudes sitting around wondering how the hell to market this strange new thing. The second company was the market leaders, and their main creative guy said something like "I already have the campaign. We'll have a bunch of women jumping around doing incredibly active things, to the music of Air Supply, and at the end, the announcer will say (pad brand)...your own personal Air Supply."

I could swear that the guy saying this was the cheekbone-intensive dude who was The Scarecrow in a Batman movie, and the mark in Inception, but I can't find anything in his IMDB that resembles it. Maybe he just looked like that guy, but how many people look like that? Anyway, I'm perplexed. Can anyone help solve this?

Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (dOV9E)

216 Anyone remember when "mike" bloomberg was michael bloomberg?

It was long ago, like, maybe, 3 months ago.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at February



You should have seen him in school when he was zbt and his name was "Michael Suave"

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (HALdu)

217 Wow, in the short time they were able to show the post-debate, Amy, who had been at the last podium on the right side, completely ignored everyone, especially Pete, and walked off the stage the long way.



She's obviously PO'd. Can't blame her. Pete was a condescending jerk to her throughout the evening. Sorry, pal, she is way more qualified to be POTUS than you are, and no patronizing statements aimed at her will change that.

Posted by: Vendette at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (nRNOc)

218 Posted by: Max Random at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (czrY0)

Stack of cardboard boxes for the win.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (BiNEL)

219 Do you use the teaspoon peeling method?

I flip my knife over and use the spine. It works just as well.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (MmFTx)

220 Also like scrambled eggs with firm eggs. Add a pinch of baking powder (thanks, CBD!) for fluffy yet firm eggs.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 11:01 PM (WFcrO)


Just had scrambled eggs last night. My wife adds a little bit of sugar to the mix. Actually tastes pretty good.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (nKjc6)

221 Anyone remember when "mike" bloomberg was michael bloomberg?

----

Anyone remember when "Hillary Clinton" was "Jadis the white witch of Narnia, keeping it always winter and never Christmas"?

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (/fWqi)

222 You know the Democrats are really missing out on an opportunity to not use this to attack Bloomberg with.

https://youtu.be/2_JTzEppKy8

Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (Z7lwY)

223 Sunny side up in bacon grease
with freshly baked bacon
and sourdough toast with butter and orange marmalade!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (BiNEL)


I'll be right over!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

224 How will the Dems top that show ?

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (lhUp5)

225
Which was to kill his candidacy in the crib.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (o1fzk)


Let me guess: they allowed his candidacy to be delivered, they kept it warm and comfortable while they debated its future, then they smothered it jn its crib.

It's all they know how to do.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (pNxlR)

226 Amy does work at her Spanish.

It was nice they way she answered the question from the hispanic guy by saying "Thank you for your question jeffe"

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (HALdu)

227 Rico, James Comey

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (PUmDY)

228 "i'm a lazy moron who allows very mild obstacles to become insurmountable"

I shall quote myself from earlier:

"Feeling is easier than thinking. Some people are lazy and demented. That leads to lefty nitwit thinking."

Posted by: f'd at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (Tnijr)

229 Scandanavian thing:

Combined arms. Gustavus Adolphus, yo.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (JCrfD)

230 i don't want healthcare choices. i'm a lazy moron who allows very mild obstacles to become insurmountable. when i'm sick i just want to show up to the closest doctor for free

Nothing is free. Stupid, stupid, stupid Bernie supporters. You think healthcare costs are out of control now? Set up a system where everyone in the country can just show up at any doctor's office "for free". There's no sense of reality with these people. Ask them how they feel about their yearly taxes shooting up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

Every one knows how it works. Rationing. You want an operation, get on the list. Do you know a fixer? Move to the front of the line. Elites start at the front.

Look at England, the state medical system says that Racists won't get medical care. Well, sure if it is serious, but who is checking. Care to define racist? no, of course not.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (eoQWY)

231 Sunny side up in bacon grease
with freshly baked bacon
and sourdough toast with butter and orange marmalade!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (BiNEL)
* * * *

What time shall I show up for breakfast? Your menu sounds perfect!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (WFcrO)

232 210 Nothing is free. Stupid, stupid, stupid Bernie supporters. You think healthcare costs are out of control now? Set up a system where everyone in the country can just show up at any doctor's office "for free". There's no sense of reality with these people. Ask them how they feel about their yearly taxes shooting up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)


P.J. O'Rourke has, tragically, squished, but back when he was on, one of his great quotes was "if you think healthcare is expensive now, wait 'til you see what it costs when it's free."

Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (dOV9E)

233 Also like scrambled eggs with firm eggs. Add a pinch of baking powder (thanks, CBD!) for fluffy yet firm eggs.


I didn't see that tip. Good to know. I put heavy cream in my scrambled eggs to fluff them up.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (MmFTx)

234 Ozzy derisively, but humorously- referred to the Dio- led Sabbath as "Geezer The Wops" because Iommi. Dio and Vinny Appice were Italian.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (o1fzk)

235 The best steak

is grilled

open fire with 600 degree point heat on the grill

competent hand who knows when to flip and pull off the fire at perfect MED-RARE

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (kFkpX)

236 Beautiful Hispanic girl off Trump's right shoulder

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 11:07 PM (CTN7u)

237 The best steak

is grilled

open fire with 600 degree point heat on the grill

competent hand who knows when to flip and pull off the fire at perfect MED-RARE
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February




The best steak is brought to you by a waiter named Reuben who had your scotch waiting for you when you walked in.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:08 PM (HALdu)

238
open fire with 600 degree point heat on the grill



competent hand who knows when to flip and pull off the fire at perfect MED-RARE



My brother!

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 11:08 PM (CTN7u)

239 I only watched 3-4 minutes of the debate tonight.

I've seen bar brawls with more dignity and thoughtfulness.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)

240 Good evening.

Baking powder in scrambled eggs is an unnecessary abomination.

Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (0x00j)

241 I'm not sure why a 30 year old would have a bucket list.

I'm thinking it's because she doesn't have kids and is trying to substitute the true meaningful things in life with self-serving life experiences.

I guess a cabana boy from a Cancun resort and a tattoo artist from Thailand will deliver her eulogy some day and speak powerfully about the trip she took to Outer Mongolia to the 11 people at her service that are all staring at their iPhone 38s and taking selfies with her corpse in the background.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (LIdl5)

242 Nothing is free. Stupid, stupid, stupid Bernie supporters. You think healthcare costs are out of control now? Set up a system where everyone in the country can just show up at any doctor's office "for free". There's no sense of reality with these people. Ask them how they feel about their yearly taxes shooting up.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:03 PM (+lVUW)

P.J. O'Rourke has, tragically, squished, but back when he was on, one of his great quotes was "if you think healthcare is expensive now, wait 'til you see what it costs when it's free."
Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (dOV9E)

I knew he was in for it when he moved to New Hampshire or Vermont. If he wanted mountains, Rocky or Appallacia would have been better

Posted by: Oldcat at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (eoQWY)

243
My steak better moo in pain when my steak knife cuts into it.
Posted by: RickZ


So, I like to have a ribeye, which I fry enough to get a good, almost crispy browning on the outside, but still fairly red on the inside. Then I leave the grease in the pan for tomorrow morning's scrambled eggs. That grease is the reason for choosing a ribeye.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (+lVUW)

244 Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}} Breakfast 24/7 for you!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (BiNEL)

245 229
Rico, James Comey

I hope Blago helps that along.

Posted by: dartist at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (K22Va)

246 I likes 'em fluffy and firm too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (q1Pj5)

247 The first ONT video and the Dem debate are similar except the chainsaw started in the Dem debate.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (lhUp5)

248 The best steak

is grilled

open fire with 600 degree point heat on the grill

competent hand who knows when to flip and pull off the fire at perfect MED-RARE
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (kFkpX)

Word, although, I'd accept rare also.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (Rz2Nc)

249 That's one of my favorite breakfasts, Hrothgar. I switch out the marmalade for fig preserves if I have them on hand.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (MmFTx)

250 "Stack of cardboard boxes for the win."

That would work too, but harder to carry around that a can of spray pain, plus, unless they were weighted, the Teala owner might be able to move them.

Posted by: Max Random at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (czrY0)

251 I'm not sure why a 30 year old would have a bucket list.

I'm thinking it's because she doesn't have kids and is trying to substitute the true meaningful things in life with self-serving life experiences.

I guess a cabana boy from a Cancun resort and a tattoo artist from Thailand will deliver her eulogy some day and speak powerfully about the trip she took to Outer Mongolia to the 11 people at her service that are all staring at their iPhone 38s and taking selfies with her corpse in the background.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February




used rubbers from her broken dreams and warm memories of surprise analings.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (HALdu)

252 Liking my steak still mooing, I still have to have eggs well done. Cannot stand runny eggs.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 10:57 PM (nKjc6)


On the plus side, some pee wee kids hockey team always needs pucks.

I cannot stand any browning on my eggs at all. I even gave up cooking over easy eggs. Too much work, flipping and all. For me, it's sunny side up or soft scrambled. I even like my boiled eggs runny, but that's really difficult to get right, cooked white and soft, runny yolks. So I settle for a dull orange boiled egg yolk, not the bright yellow yolks.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (Y8PSl)

253 Mongolian Death Tattoo!

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (q1Pj5)

254 {{{Ladyl}}} Breakfast 24/7 for you!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (BiNEL)


Awwww, {{{Hrothgar}}}.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

255 oh, did I leave you all sitting here? I'm sorry.

Goood niiight.

* shut down *

zzzzzzzzzz

Posted by: mindful webworker
after this brief nap
at February 19, 2020 11:11 PM (EUw/L)

256 That's one of my favorite breakfasts, Hrothgar. I switch out the marmalade for fig preserves if I have them on hand.
Posted by: no good deed

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Good stuff. I like quince jelly on the toast but it is hard to find.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:11 PM (Y4EXg)

257 I put heavy cream in my scrambled eggs to fluff them up.
Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (MmFTx)


If I have one break, I scramble them and add heavy cream, chedddar cheese (diced fine), and lemon pepper!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:11 PM (BiNEL)

258 Chickens are noisy, and they poop a lot, and the ones that turn out to be roosters are nearly unmanageable. Those eggs, though. I don't add anything to my scrambled eggs. It would be sacrilege.

Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:11 PM (dOV9E)

259 I would pay to watch the Dems debate every week. Better than any comedy show on tv.

Posted by: LASue at February 19, 2020 11:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

260 "I have no idea who won this debate. I think no one.
"

Trump
Telemundo news babe
gun store owners.

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2020 11:12 PM (NbRJx)

261 I hope Blago helps that along.


I saw a picture of him today for the first time in years. Wasn't prepared to see the Blago hair-helmet had turned grey.

And yeah, I hope he has some info against TFG to help Barr and Durham's ongoing investigation.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 11:12 PM (HaL55)

262

Um, not a single leftist out there thinks anything is "free." They know better.

Everything is euphemism for a leftist. And everything is about Appropriating Other People's Property for themselves.

Posted by: Amy Klobbarchar at February 19, 2020 11:13 PM (aGUIs)

263 dems are trying to get away from that success smell

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:13 PM (PUmDY)

264 Lemon pepper, hmmm, I will have to try that. My kiddos love it when I put cheddar, ham, and green onions in the eggs. They ask for the "fancy" eggs. LOL!

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:13 PM (MmFTx)

265

I was surprised at how young Blago's kids still are.
That means the Democrat cocksucking Deep State
put him away when his kids were toddlers!

Posted by: Amy Klobbarchar at February 19, 2020 11:14 PM (aGUIs)

266 That's one of my favorite breakfasts, Hrothgar. I switch out the marmalade for fig preserves if I have them on hand.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (MmFTx)


I have been able to find some excellent marmalades (especially a blood orange Sicilian one), but I will look for fig preserves, it sounds excellent as well!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:14 PM (BiNEL)

267 Reading about bacon and eggs is making me insanely hungry.

I had a bout of low blood sugar today, and I want to eat.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)

268 We had to wait for the sun to heat up the sidewalk to make our eggs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (q1Pj5)

269 I stock up on fig preserves and honey when I go visit family during the summer. I'll have to save you a jar of each.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (MmFTx)

270 Basted egg with thick cut fresh side.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (DjiZK)

271 How much has Mike spent so far ?

That pile went up quick.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (lhUp5)

272 We had to wait for the sun to heat up the sidewalk to make our eggs.
Posted by: Count de Monet

---

You had sidewalks?

Luxury!!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (Y4EXg)

273 270 We had to wait for the sun to heat up the sidewalk to make our eggs.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (q1Pj5)


We had to wait for the trash in our dumpster to start decomposing.

Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (dOV9E)

274 > Wasn't prepared to see the Blago hair-helmet had turned grey.

You don't get Grecian Formula in the federal jug, apparently.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (Ewo9R)

275
Reading about bacon and eggs is making me insanely hungry.



I had a bout of low blood sugar today, and I want to eat.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (TdMsT)


Bacon and eggs do sound tasty at this point.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (9Om/r)

276 Anyone remember when "mike" bloomberg was michael bloomberg?

He's going to have to sell some more letters from his name if he wants to make the next debate.

Posted by: t-bird at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (Ibwur)

277 RickZ,
you might like basted eggs. Very slow cooked in a pan or baking cup and then finished with a tablespoon or two of very hot water or broth poured over the top to finish. Pat off any excess liquid.

Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (0x00j)

278

Never waste your time explaining to a Leftist that "nothing is free." They know.

They're thieving dishonest totalitarians. That's what makes them Leftists.

Posted by: Amy Klobbarchar at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (aGUIs)

279 229 Rico, James Comey
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:06 PM (PUmDY)

Rico? Send John Rico of Rico's Roughnecks?

In Powered Battle Armor?

works for me!

Posted by: Romeo13 at February 19, 2020 11:17 PM (NgKpN)

280 I flip my knife over and use the spine. It works just as well.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (MmFTx)


Do you like starting a chainsaw with the blade between your legs, too?

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)

281 Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:13 PM (MmFTx)

I just bought some from Trader Joes, when I got home I realized it was from South Africa, but I tried it anyhow and I really like it.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:17 PM (BiNEL)

282 We had to wait for the sun to heat up the sidewalk to make our eggs.

Posted by: Count de Monet at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (q1Pj5)

....

Must be nice to get sidewalk cooked eggs.

When I grew up we couldn't afford a sidewalk. We just held them under our armpit and thought warm thoughts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (LIdl5)

283 Middle of Life!

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (PUmDY)

284 I don't want a doctor who half asses a surgery or procedure because he's not getting paid a fair price for their services.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&&


The profit motive is largely why we have such fantastic health care. Really bright science geeks go into medicine partly because they can make a lot of money. If they aren't going to make good money, they might decide to go into a different field where they aren't having to get educated until they're almost 30 years old.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (+lVUW)

285 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.


Y'all try to behave. And pray for PDT and Rush. All the prayers for Ryan Newman worked well.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (HaL55)

286 If I had my druthers, Medium Well is my choice. Hot, but red.

The problem is chain steak houses have a tendency to not be able to cook a steak evenly (given the larger cuts I prefer.) You can order medium and the stuff close to the bone is chewy. I do not want chewy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (2B9A/)

287 Night BB.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (2B9A/)

288 271 I stock up on fig preserves and honey when I go visit family during the summer. I'll have to save you a jar of each.
Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:15 PM (MmFTx)


I'll bring you all a jar of wild blueberry preserves from Maine.

And marmalade.

Now I want toast and marmalade.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)

289 {{{{{Horde}}}}}

MIL fell and broke her wrist a couple of weeks ago. Took her and my SIL almost three days to see anyone, get an xray and cast. Yea!......free Canadian healthcare. Plus when she got it recast this week she had to pay out of pocket for fiberglass

I am officially done with winter! Low of 9 tonight. Aaargh!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (/UQ/R)

290 >>"I have no idea who won this debate. I think no one.
"

>>Trump
Telemundo news babe
gun store owners.

Us

Posted by: JackStraw at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (ZLI7S)

291 Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)


Any time for you, this, plus my coffee, will fix your blood sugar stat!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (BiNEL)

292 And my mom's homemade cherry rhubarb jam on fresh sourdough toast. I thought the food thread was weekends.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (DjiZK)

293 @225 HR

Sounds good to me. I think that's my breakfast idea for tomorrow thanks.

Posted by: Farmer at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (hg8zr)

294 Now I want toast and marmalade.


It does sound great as a midnight snack. I am out of sourdough though.

Posted by: no good deed at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (MmFTx)

295 My favorite breakfast when I was working a night job in Greenville SC, was at the Another Broken Egg restaurant. They opened at 7:00 am. Breakfast was (2) eggs over hard or well done, baked bacon, home fries with Rye toast and marmalade. Chased down with a Bloody Mary that was garnished with jalapenos and a thick slice of baked bacon.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (nKjc6)

296 Still got a long way to go

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (PUmDY)

297 and my mom waited 6 months for cateract surgery.
Posted by: Vendette


That's pretty bad.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (+lVUW)

298 You people with your highfalutin' chicken eggs. We only had lice eggs and liked them!

Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (0x00j)

299 LCD...Mrs. Sock and I spent 2 hours this afternoon at the nearest county sheriff satellite office ( 20 miles) applying for our CPL. Place was packed. Ratio of first time applicants, like us, to renewals was about 3 to 1.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (Dhwaq)

300 We had to be satisfied with chalk drawings of eggs on the sidewalk.

Posted by: davidt at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (l3+k2)

301 just send her a dick pic get it over with

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (HALdu)

302 *my god! these people are f*ckin' insane!*

Posted by: Mike Bloomberg at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (fUKvD)

303 Lady Marmelade is very great,

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (PUmDY)

304 Since Air Supply has been mentioned, I will repeat a plea I made a couple of years ago: can anyone identify this movie?
Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM


Maybe "Suits"
google scan of NYT movie reviews:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sbovft4

Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (r6GXX)

305 293 Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)


Any time for you, this, plus my coffee, will fix your blood sugar stat!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (BiNEL)


But you live so far away!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

306 Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (XVuno)

307 somebody needs to mount a rescue mission to get the morons the fuck out of canadistan.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (HALdu)

308 167
I've come to the conclusion, after watching the President speak again, that if you don't like President Trump you are just a dick.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

And/or you hate America. Which explains Hollywood's attitude toward him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (+lVUW)

309 Poached eggs are a nice treat, but you're always taking a risk of getting caught by the Game Warden.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)

310 304 *my god! these people are f*ckin' insane!*
Posted by: Mike Bloomberg

---

He did have that look on his face, didn't he?

That was some funny shit right there.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)

311 Just who the hell do you root for in this case?
-------

IRS. Easy call.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:23 PM (HTHlp)

312 Pffft. Eggs.

We had nothing but shells.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2020 11:23 PM (JCrfD)

313 He did have that look on his face, didn't he?

That was some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Tonypete at February



When he was mayor the insane were minorities from the boroughs

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:23 PM (HALdu)

314 Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)

----

I disagree.

As evidence, I produce Mr. Roine Stolt.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 11:24 PM (/fWqi)

315 When I grew up we couldn't afford a sidewalk. We just held them under our armpit and thought warm thoughts.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (LIdl5)


I bet mayor pete has a unique way of making hard boiled eggs.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 11:24 PM (9Om/r)

316 There's no such thing as a good Swede. Even the dead ones salt the earth with surstromming when they die rendering it forever infertile.

Posted by: Kazi the Norwegian at February 19, 2020 11:24 PM (0x00j)

317 Now I want toast and marmalade.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:18 PM (TdMsT)


Might I suggest
Mackays Dundee Orange Marmalade
or
Torino's Orange Marmalade

Can't find the name of the Blood Orange Sicilian marmalade right now (it got eaten up)!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:24 PM (BiNEL)

318 Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.
Posted by: Cicero

---

I dunno - the Swedish volleyball girls . . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:25 PM (Y4EXg)

319 Cream cheese in the scrambled eggs, with minced chives.

Had these at my niece's bridal shower, where I visited the buffet an embarassing number of times.

Posted by: Sal at February 19, 2020 11:25 PM (bo8pf)

320 Is there some reason vrbo and airbnb never show homes stocked with hookers and blow?

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:25 PM (HALdu)

321
Bacon and eggs do sound tasty at this point.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Bacon and eggs is the 24 hr any time meal. Always tasty!



* note to self check bp in morning *

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 11:25 PM (Dhwaq)

322 188 Speaking of food and drink, I was perusing "The Deplorable Gourmet", and found a recipe for a Low Carb and Sugar Free Vodka Mojito.

You should have a cracker or piece of bread too.
Posted by: not so


I don't actually care about the low carb thing, I just like to delude myself that I'm drinking "healthy".

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:25 PM (+lVUW)

323 291 {{{{{Horde}}}}}

MIL fell and broke her wrist a couple of weeks ago. Took her and my SIL almost three days to see anyone, get an xray and cast. Yea!......free Canadian healthcare. Plus when she got it recast this week she had to pay out of pocket for fiberglass

I am officially done with winter! Low of 9 tonight. Aaargh!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:19 PM (/UQ/R)


{{{WDS}}}

So sorry about your MIL.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:25 PM (TdMsT)

324 Can't find the name of the Blood Orange Sicilian marmalade right now (it got eaten up)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

----

Bono?

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (Y4EXg)

325 RickZ,
you might like basted eggs. Very slow cooked in a pan or baking cup and then finished with a tablespoon or two of very hot water or broth poured over the top to finish. Pat off any excess liquid.

Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:16 PM (0x00j)


Sounds like a quickie poached egg to me. NTTAWWT.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (Y8PSl)

326 A 36-year-old Ohio woman who called 911 to complain that her parents had shut off her cellphone service is facing a felony charge, records show.


Loser.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (lhUp5)

327 306 Maybe "Suits"
google scan of NYT movie reviews:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sbovft4
Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (r6GXX)


That absolutely must be it. Thank you! It's not even on IMDB. I thought everything was on IMDB.

Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (dOV9E)

328 Speaking of food and drink, I was perusing "The Deplorable Gourmet", and found a recipe for a Low Carb and Sugar Free Vodka Mojito.

You should have a cracker or piece of bread too.
Posted by: not so

I don't actually care about the low carb thing, I just like to delude myself that I'm drinking "healthy".
Posted by: nerdygirl at February



yeah but three mojitos is a bad dinner.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (HALdu)

329 191 Biden talking suspiciously fast.
Posted by: Serious Cat


Hunter slipped him some meth?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (+lVUW)

330 Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.
Posted by: Cicero

Barbi twins????

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (DjiZK)

331 291: wds, -15 here tonight. have no idea what the wind chill is going to be.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (KP5rU)

332 Even "the Swede" backed down to Gunny Highway.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (FNwPB)

333 Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:21 PM (TdMsT)

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (BiNEL)

334 The only way we could cook our eggs was to pick a relative who was dying with a fever and expose his or her belly for a hot surface.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (/fWqi)

335 Hi Ladyl! You doing ok?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (/UQ/R)

336 Can't lie. Disappointed Bloomberg had a bad night. Want him to block out Biden from having chance to get back into this race. Glad, though, that Bernie held his own tonight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (GtG/j)

337 Does or did anyone understand the hecklers when Biden was making his closing statement? I couldn't understand what they were saying.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:28 PM (nKjc6)

338
Might I suggest
Mackays Dundee Orange Marmalade
or
Torino's Orange Marmalade

Can't find the name of the Blood Orange Sicilian marmalade right now (it got eaten up)!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:24 PM (BiNEL)


I think *maybe* I've had the first one you listed.

Oddly, you can get the best marmalade's at TJ Max or Tuesday Morning.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

339 Suits (1999)
A deodorant company with a product called "Smell No Mo" pits two rival ad agencies in a race to come up with a campaign for a new-fangled sanitary napkin called Vorcan. The advertising satire follows the New York firm of Cranston & Co. as they fight rival Hoffman & Partners. Cranston fires his creative director which puts a young copywriter with a literature degree on the front line, even though he doesn't want to be. The contest comes down to a schmaltzy campaign by Hoffman with music by Air Supply that uses the tagline "Vorcan: your own personal air supply." or a more down to earth campaign from Cranston of "The pad ain't bad!"

Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2020 11:28 PM (r6GXX)

340 Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.

Posted by: Cicero



Sabaton apparently thinks so too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1gvNaC17B4

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 11:29 PM (9Om/r)

341 Does or did anyone understand the hecklers when Biden was making his closing statement? I couldn't understand what they were saying.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February



The guys saying "you're a fag"? were there others?

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:29 PM (HALdu)

342 Sabaton, Lion From the North

https://youtu.be/QLt0lerdgKs

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2020 11:29 PM (LxTcq)

343 Ouch chavez! Guess I can't complain too much

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:29 PM (/UQ/R)

344 Bono?
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM (Y4EXg)


That doesn't sound right, but I'll check with my distributor tomorrow!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:29 PM (BiNEL)

345 Does or did anyone understand the hecklers when Biden was making his closing statement? I couldn't understand what they were saying.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February

----

They probably couldn't understand what Biden was saying... even though they could hear his words.

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 11:30 PM (/fWqi)

346 We had to be satisfied with chalk drawings of eggs on the sidewalk.
Posted by: davidt
---------

We had to use sticks, and draw in the dirt, in a brownfield.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:30 PM (ZMWtN)

347 Oddly, you can get the best marmalade's at TJ Max or Tuesday Morning.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)


I swear I did not put the apostrophe there.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:31 PM (TdMsT)

348 > Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.

Ann-Margret. Ingrid Bergman. Anita Ekberg. Gunilla Hutton.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 11:31 PM (Ewo9R)

349 Jinks...

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2020 11:31 PM (LxTcq)

350 OAN has a hot blonde political commentator named Kaylee McGhee on.

I think I may start watching this channel more.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:31 PM (LIdl5)

351 I swear I did not put the apostrophe there.

Apostrophe abuser. We have standards around here.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2020 11:32 PM (gd9RK)

352 And Denmark sounds like a diversity smorgasborg and socialist paradise.

So move there, dems.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:32 PM (lhUp5)

353 My manners have been lacking lately. Thanks for the ONT MisHum! You are a COB worthy of praise!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 11:32 PM (Dhwaq)

354 338 Can't lie. Disappointed Bloomberg had a bad night. Want him to block out Biden from having chance to get back into this race. Glad, though, that Bernie held his own tonight.

Posted by: Serious Cat at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (GtG/j)


Is he even on the ballot in Nevada or South Carolina? He probably took this as a learning opportunity to see how they were going to attack him.

You think he's regretting declaring that his news network isn't going to attack other democrats. I wonder if after tonight that declaration goes out the window.

Posted by: buzzion at February 19, 2020 11:32 PM (Z7lwY)

355 That absolutely must be it. Thank you! It's not even on IMDB. I thought everything was on IMDB.
Posted by: Splunge at February 19, 2020 11:26 PM


It's on IMDB, "Suits" returns two items that are not the one from 1999. There is a "view more titles" link that expands to over 200. I think this is a redesign.

Posted by: Chuck C at February 19, 2020 11:33 PM (r6GXX)

356 He did have that look on his face, didn't he?

That was some funny shit right there.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (Y4EXg)

I enjoyed watching Bernie and mini-Mike get into it. It reminded me of a board game I used to own during the '80's "Class Struggle." The box had a picture of Karl Marx and Nelson Rockefeller arm wrestling.

Love to see Mike and Bernie arm wrestle. Bernie would probably win but have a heart attack immediately after.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 11:33 PM (d6Ksn)

357 Does or did anyone understand the hecklers when Biden was making his closing statement? I couldn't understand what they were saying.
Posted by: Traveling Man
-----------

I'm curious too. My best guess is that it was a coalition of Hunter's stripper/tarts. I mean, why disrupt Biden?

Maybe Liz supporters who want Joe's 2%.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:33 PM (ZMWtN)

358 Oddly, you can get the best marmalade's at TJ Max or Tuesday Morning.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:28 PM (TdMsT)

You have blown my cover (Tuesday Morning). The weird thing is that even though Amazon has MacKays marmalade listed...

you cannot order it and get it delivered.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:33 PM (BiNEL)

359 > We had to use sticks, and draw in the dirt, in a brownfield.

We had to put scotch tape on our buttholes, to collect tapeworm eggs when they'd come out at night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 11:34 PM (Ewo9R)

360 It reminded me of a board game I used to own during the '80's "Class Struggle."

----

Karl Marx! You've just won this lounge suite!

Posted by: RKae at February 19, 2020 11:34 PM (/fWqi)

361 Basted eggs baked in ramekins that have been prepped with herb butter and then finished with a fresh chicken stock are similar to poached but firmer and more flavorful in my opinion.

I was a daily breakfast line cook for a few years and we did a really nice spread of menu items.

Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:34 PM (0x00j)

362 353 I swear I did not put the apostrophe there.

Apostrophe abuser. We have standards around here.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2020 11:32 PM (gd9RK)


It was autocucumber!

Swearsies!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:34 PM (TdMsT)

363 Tapeworms! Luxury!

Posted by: Feel the Bern at February 19, 2020 11:35 PM (Tnijr)

364 And Denmark sounds like a diversity smorgasborg and socialist paradise.
-------

I want someone to ask Bernie if he supports Denmark's minimum wage.

Which is...wait for it... -zero-.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:35 PM (ZMWtN)

365 We had to use sticks, and draw in the dirt, in a brownfield.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:30 PM (ZMWtN)


You had sticks AND dirt?

Luxury!

We only had dirt on the weekends!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:36 PM (BiNEL)

366 Besides not banging women, Prolapsed Petey badgers them relentlessly.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (lhUp5)

367
337 Hi Ladyl! You doing ok?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:27 PM (/UQ/R)


I'm doing great! How about you?

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (TdMsT)

368 Corona virus quarantine in GA. Getting close to home. Supposedly over 5400 self quarantine in several states, not counting the people on strict federal quarantine.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (nKjc6)

369 Night all. Be blessed.

Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (0x00j)

370 We had to put scotch tape on our buttholes, to collect tapeworm eggs when they'd come out at night.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
-------

You had Scotch tape?!

We had to use tree sap.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (2qPhT)

371 We only had dirt on the weekends!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:36 PM (BiNEL)

You had weekends ?

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (lhUp5)

372 -
--
Besides not banging women, Prolapsed Petey badgers them relentlessly.


Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM

--------------

Vaj envy.

Posted by: irright at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (RVcmP)

373 It was autocucumber!

Swearsies!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:34 PM (TdMsT)


I have heard this excuse so many times...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:38 PM (BiNEL)

374 Doing just fine dahlin!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)

375 silky smooth

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:39 PM (PUmDY)

376 Basted eggs baked in ramekins that have been prepped with herb butter and then finished with a fresh chicken stock ...
Posted by: Kazi at February 19, 2020 11:34 PM (0x00j)

That actually sounds pretty good.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 19, 2020 11:39 PM (Rz2Nc)

377 You had weekends ?

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (lhUp5)


Yes, but only once a month...

if we were good!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:39 PM (BiNEL)

378 What?! Leslie Warren on Fox saying that Warren 'won'.
WTF?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:39 PM (2qPhT)

379 Oh come on! You didn't leave it on to see if he'd have a heart attack, right there at the debate. Hell, Biden, Bernie, or Bloomie, any one of them could blow at any minute. The moderator should just provoke them so that they're all red faced and the veins in their heads are popping. That would whittle the field down.
Posted by: nerdygirl

The horde is my source of how the world turns. I would rejoice with those of my tribe without having to suffer the pain of watching and waiting.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 11:39 PM (Dhwaq)

380 Qdpsteve:

Tge DVDs have arrived.

Repeat.

The DVDs have arrived.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 19, 2020 11:40 PM (jW9oF)

381 Karl Marx! You've just won this lounge suite!

Posted by: RKae

DO NOT PASS GULAG

DO NOT COLLECT 20 KOPECKS

Posted by: Miklos, gaming the System at February 19, 2020 11:40 PM (QzkSJ)

382 Mmm....Tapeworms.

We only had one between my siblings to share that we took turns consuming.

Other than that, all we had was stagnant rainwater out of an old hubcap that we kept behind the cardboard refrigerator box we lived in.

Tasted terrible, but the mosquito larvae breeding in it were a good protein source.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:40 PM (LIdl5)

383 Doug Schoen just said winner of the debate was President Trump.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:41 PM (nKjc6)

384
Klobuchar lost the most ground in tonight's debate.


Biden was AWOL. Bernie was Bernie. Bloomberg was mugged. Pete was smooth. Warren was a harpy.

Best of all was that Trump was hardly mentioned compared to the earlier debates, LOL.

Posted by: WillowViney at February 19, 2020 11:41 PM (gYAkw)

385 376 Doing just fine dahlin!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:38 PM (/UQ/R)



Good good good!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 19, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

386 Wonder if the D's have anyone serious in the wings for 2024. Anyone with half a brain would have sat this shit-show out. No one is beating Trump.

Posted by: ... at February 19, 2020 11:41 PM (Wge+f)

387 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:40 PM (LIdl5) [/]i

You had water AND mosquito larvae?
Luxury!

Oh what we would have given for a fresh tapeworm!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:43 PM (BiNEL)

388 Kloby has a strange physiognomy.

Just kinda weird.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:43 PM (2qPhT)

389 Good stuff. I like quince jelly on the toast but it is hard to find.
Posted by: Tonypete


If you're in Michigan, Horrocks has it. Lansing or Grand Rapids.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:43 PM (+lVUW)

390 I learned that Mikey likes telling sexy jokes to wimmins.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:43 PM (lhUp5)

391
You had water AND mosquito larvae?
Luxury!

Oh what we would have given for a fresh tapeworm!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-----

I'm awed by the possession of a hubcap. Uptown, very uptown. All we ever had was ditch water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:44 PM (2qPhT)

392 Whew!
Missed the barrel by this >< much!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:44 PM (BiNEL)

393 380 What?! Leslie Warren on Fox saying that Warren 'won'.
WTF?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:39 PM (2qPhT)

She won the hand waving contest

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:44 PM (lhUp5)

394 Bernie is distributing weekends to the middle class who HAVE NONE.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 11:44 PM (CTN7u)

395 308 Gustavus Adolphus was the last Swede who was worth a damn.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM


I seem to remember some cuties on their women's curling team at a recent Winter Olympics though.

Posted by: ptschett at February 19, 2020 11:45 PM (zB+vL)

396 Thanks nerdygirl! But, alas, not in Lansing. But back about 15 years ago, when I consulted for the state, I was all over Horrocks. Loved that place.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 19, 2020 11:45 PM (Y4EXg)

397
I can teach any woman how to tell a joke. First sign this NDA....

Posted by: Mini-Mike Bloomberg at February 19, 2020 11:45 PM (rCwaK)

398 You had water AND mosquito larvae?
Luxury!

Oh what we would have given for a fresh tapeworm!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-----

I'm awed by the possession of a hubcap. Uptown, very uptown. All we ever had was ditch water.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:44 PM (2qPhT)


What is a, how you say, hub cap?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:45 PM (BiNEL)

399 I'm awed by the possession of a hubcap. Uptown, very uptown. All we ever had was ditch water.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:44 PM (2qPhT)


Ditch water??? My ain't you hoity toity. We were lucky to get recycled urine.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:46 PM (nKjc6)

400 My favorite part of the debate was Hallie Jackson. I knew her a little ten years ago when she played on a different softball team but one of the cool teams that we went out for beers with after the games.

We chest bumped once. I've had tittie to tittie contact with NBC's White House correspondent.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2020 11:46 PM (gd9RK)

401 Kloby kinda redefines the meaning of 'Not worth a nose full of nickles'.

Not quite up to Karl Maulden level, but close.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:46 PM (2qPhT)

402 Besides not banging women, Prolapsed Petey badgers them relentlessly.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:37 PM (lhUp5)


They're the competition for bed partners.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 11:46 PM (Y8PSl)

403 It was funny when Bloomie said he "made a few jokes" to female employees.

Nooooooooooo! Dirty jokes not allowed by the Dems in 2020! Sexist! Sexist!

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 11:47 PM (d6Ksn)

404 Malden. Sorry, Karl.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:47 PM (2qPhT)

405 Klobuchar is very unimpressive

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:47 PM (PUmDY)

406 Evidently the hecklers were yelling "No kids in cages" and "Don't look away!"

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:47 PM (nKjc6)

407 MIL fell and broke her wrist a couple of weeks ago. Took her and my SIL almost three days to see anyone, get an xray and cast. Yea!......free Canadian healthcare. Plus when she got it recast this week she had to pay out of pocket for fiberglass

I am officially done with winter! Low of 9 tonight. Aaargh!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020


No urgent care centers?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:48 PM (+lVUW)

408 Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:46 PM (nKjc6)

I think I am done good people!

Enjoy the evening!

Pray for President Trump and his entire family.

Pray for those on Fen's prayer list!

Good night all.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (BiNEL)

409 Evidently the hecklers were yelling "No kids in cages" and "Don't look away!"
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February



I have to agree with that, if you look away you can't keep them sighted

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (HALdu)

410 Can Never Look Back.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (PUmDY)

411 She won the hand waving contest
Posted by: jsg
---------

I'm afraid that I differ, Bernie was gesturing the entire time.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (2kj6M)

412 405 It was funny when Bloomie said he "made a few jokes" to female employees.

Nooooooooooo! Dirty jokes not allowed by the Dems in 2020! Sexist! Sexist!
Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 11:47 PM (d6Ksn)

The Joke Contract.

Next Dave Chappelle.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (lhUp5)

413 We chest bumped once. I've had tittie to tittie contact with NBC's White House correspondent.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 19, 2020 11:46 PM (gd9RK)

LOL, that's funny.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (Rz2Nc)

414 Well, up early tomorrow, so good night horde, although I'd like to say and make fun of the Dems.

They'll still be ridiculous tomorrow.

Posted by: Donna&&&&&&&&V at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (d6Ksn)

415 nerdygirl........nope!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 11:50 PM (/UQ/R)

416 'Night Hroth.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:50 PM (2kj6M)

417 Oh what we would have given for a fresh tapeworm!

Oh we DREAMED of tapeworm.


Earthworms were our sustenance,


AND WE WERE THANKFUL.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 11:51 PM (CTN7u)

418 The Bulwark ran an article today explaining how Bernie can beat Trump.

Basically, the argument is "Trump was an idiot and got elected, so Bernie can too!"

They are getting ready for their Bernie endorsement.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 19, 2020 11:51 PM (I2/tG)

419 I'm done. Tomorrow horde.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 19, 2020 11:51 PM (nKjc6)

420 Goodnight CH and Donna the ampersand horder.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 19, 2020 11:51 PM (Rz2Nc)

421

So, tell me more about this Telemundo hottie....

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 19, 2020 11:51 PM (rCwaK)

422 Vine destroys New Kid In Town.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:52 PM (PUmDY)

423 I'm afraid that I differ, Bernie was gesturing the entire time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:49 PM (2kj6M)

True enough.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 11:52 PM (lhUp5)

424 So, tell me more about this Telemundo hottie....
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February



she used to be a congresswoman from ny now she does !sabado gigante!

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:52 PM (HALdu)

425 Vince.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:53 PM (PUmDY)

426 Howdy Push In My Doody on Fox.

What a smug little prick.

Posted by: garrett at February 19, 2020 11:54 PM (CEUrj)

427 gee, I didn't realize that Petey is a midget too.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:54 PM (2kj6M)

428 I watched (video) a guy do 8 eggs ....scrambled...over an open fire...on a hillside in Italy... on a basic skillet with butter...salt...pepper...and when the eggs were just right...shaved a massive Black Truffle over the entire pan.....

Dang....could I have been there with a plate?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 19, 2020 11:54 PM (kFkpX)

429 A 36-year-old Ohio woman who called 911 to complain that her parents had shut off her cellphone service is facing a felony charge, records show.

On Live PD there was a guy being arrested who asked the cop to call his mom. The cop asked him how old he was. Mid thirties. They laughed at him.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:55 PM (+lVUW)

430 I see Petey, and I think of an Alfred E. Newman sock puppet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 19, 2020 11:55 PM (w54mS)

431 301 LCD...Mrs. Sock and I spent 2 hours this afternoon at the nearest county sheriff satellite office ( 20 miles) applying for our CPL. Place was packed. Ratio of first time applicants, like us, to renewals was about 3 to 1.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 19, 2020 11:20 PM (Dhwaq)


smart move, Olympia Leftists have not killed the onerous education requirements for a CPL yet. A lot of their stuff is apparently dead, like no mail-order ammo, or a license required to buy ammo, but the regular sized magazine attack is still on.

waguns.org is my first source on this.

become a free member, and you get access to the WA State 2A Roundtable, where the activity is updated by members.

This new State Government agency, a nebulous bureaucracy, has passed the Senate. It creates a permanent government agency to "fight gun crime".

It is nonsense. Essentially an agency for China Mike Bloomberg to fund, so WA citizens can get harassed.

ALL WA CITIZENS, this link is a quick way to send YOUR House Rep an email OPPOSING this new government garbage.

IT TAKES 2 MINUTES.

where you can click to confirm your district, you can check which Reps to send to, and also ASK FOR A RESPONSE, another click right below their names.


feel free to copy my comments:

Dear Representative,

This bill does nothing except create a permanent anti-2A, government paid, bureaucracy with no statement of purpose or measurable benefit. It is simply a political football committee.

Please recognize this faulty bill for what it does, and also for what it does not do.

Vote NO, please.

Sincerely,
LeftCoast Dawg
WA native and proud citizen

https://app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/6288

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 11:55 PM (sy5kK)

432 she used to be a congresswoman from ny now she does !sabado gigante!
No she talkee lik dees

WAT JU WANT, MEESTER MENG?
I SO TIRED.
I WAN NO WAT JU TEENK BOUT DREEMERS, MENG?

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 19, 2020 11:56 PM (CTN7u)

433
Vanessa Hauc is her name. Reading, she's some typical lefty airheard. Said something about how Latinos are more vulnerable to climate change.

Nice rack and legs, but I can't find a good shot of her ass. Maybe there's a reason.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 19, 2020 11:56 PM (rCwaK)

434 I think there are two things in the entire internets that I might find entertaining.

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:57 PM (HALdu)

435 yeah but three mojitos is a bad dinner.
Posted by: not so


There IS 2 tablespoons of lime juice in it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:57 PM (+lVUW)

436 Latinos are more vulnerable to climate change.
--------

We must pay reparations!

Posted by: Lizzie at February 19, 2020 11:58 PM (w54mS)

437 By the way, there is no evidence or surprise anal in the internets.

I checked

Posted by: not so at February 19, 2020 11:58 PM (HALdu)

438 Johnny come lately.p

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 19, 2020 11:58 PM (PUmDY)

439 311 Poached eggs are a nice treat, but you're always taking a risk of getting caught by the Game Warden.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 11:22 PM (QzJWU)


You know, this veal is pretty good.

Thanks for the recommendation.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 19, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

440 Participation Trophy.

I was promised.

Posted by: Joey B. at February 19, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

441 There IS 2 tablespoons of lime juice in it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 19, 2020 11:57 PM (+lVUW)

You'll never get scurvy.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 19, 2020 11:59 PM (DjiZK)

442 There IS 2 tablespoons of lime juice in it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February



guess you don't have to worry about scurvy.



Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

443 Vanessa Hauc is her name. Reading, she's some typical lefty airheard. Said something about how Latinos are more vulnerable to climate change.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 19, 2020 11:56 PM (rCwaK)


Well, sure. You illegally go from Honduras to Minnesota and the climate changes.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (Y8PSl)

444 Why won't Barry return my calls?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (w54mS)

445 The horde mind is a real thing.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)

446 I don't wanna hear it.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (PUmDY)

447 guess you don't have to worry about scurvy.



Posted by: not so

Scurvy been beri beri good to me.

Posted by: Miklos"El Chico" at February 20, 2020 12:01 AM (QzkSJ)

448 Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (HALdu)

*horde mind*

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 20, 2020 12:01 AM (DjiZK)

449 The horde mind is a real thing.
Posted by: Tonypete
----------

Sometimes I miss the old double and triple posting Pixy bug.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:02 AM (HTHlp)

450 So the top link in the sidebar is Goth Talk. I feel rick-rolled

Posted by: Parker at February 20, 2020 12:02 AM (FUViN)

451 watch the Blagojevich press conference.

Watch it.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 12:02 AM (CTN7u)

452 I'm not sure why a 30 year old would have a bucket list.

I'm thinking it's because she doesn't have kids and is trying to substitute the true meaningful things in life with self-serving life experiences.

I guess a cabana boy from a Cancun resort and a tattoo artist from Thailand will deliver her eulogy some day and speak powerfully about the trip she took to Outer Mongolia to the 11 people at her service that are all staring at their iPhone 38s and taking selfies with her corpse in the background.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 19, 2020 11:09 PM (LIdl5)

Holy Shit Bitter! How brutal, and how perfectly summed up that is. Sad, but true.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2020 12:02 AM (z79tQ)

453 You know, the girls that I know that get most of their calories from booze look good in bikinis.

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:02 AM (HALdu)

454 at their iPhone 38s and taking selfies with her corpse in the background.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

With vodka spritzers

Posted by: Miklos, commiserating at February 20, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

455 Why won't Barry return my calls?

Posted by: Joe Biden at February 20, 2020 12:00 AM (w54mS)


You were the old white guy prop for the 'young, dynamic black' campaign. Ol' Barry don't need you around anyhow anymore. Trust me, Barry wont even put flowers on your grave.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:04 AM (Y8PSl)

456 Not so....you know girls?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 20, 2020 12:05 AM (/UQ/R)

457 with her corpse in the background.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
------

She was living her best life.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:05 AM (HTHlp)

458 >>Sometimes I miss the old double and triple posting Pixy bug.


Or the spacing bug.

I was double spacing for 6 months after that got fixed.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:05 AM (CEUrj)

459 watch the Blagojevich press conference.

Link would help. I did hear some of it.

I'm not a Democrat any more, I'm a Trumpocrat.

And he learned that the justice system is broken and too many people are in prison for the wrong reasons and the people in power are unaccountable.

If he ever gets back to a position of influence this is good stuff.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:05 AM (gd9RK)

460 Not so....you know girls?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February


Know / own / run

tomato tomato

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:05 AM (HALdu)

461 You won't get scurvy

Posted by: Amy Schumer at February 20, 2020 12:06 AM (ufFY8)

462 watch the Blagojevich press conference.

Watch it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February



you watch it

Posted by: not so at February 20, 2020 12:06 AM (HALdu)

463 A few days ago I share my recent decision to register as a Democrat.

Any of you who read the post understood my motivations at the time.

For those who did not it was because of my need to talk to the FBI and a fear of being charged with perjury. My wife suggested the idea since Democrats are protected from prosecution for lying.

After watching the debate tonight I have decided I would rather go to jail then vote for one of these stupid idiots.

Wish me luck!

Posted by: Big mistake at February 20, 2020 12:08 AM (Pgcou)

464 441
not to mention grabbing "bugs" in full dive gear off of the Palos Verdes Peninsula at midnight...off season and BBQ the next day (Dove drunk with gear and did not drown)...go figure...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:08 AM (kFkpX)

465 I shall now regale the ONT with my fevered ideas (I still have flu)

HUD (or whatever they are called now) needs to create a 24 hour radio station of all talk public information to be broadcast at all locations where homeless congregate, common areas in prisons, universities and public buildings (especially courts and welfare offices).

Teach these underprivileged US history, health, etc.


I am very sick, and in desperation looking for something to listen to i clicked on the first tab I came to. It was an NPR 24 hr. feed, (I have not listened to npr in many years)

On npr I heard about some rapper who died and what a tragedy it was because of his "tone" which was "as if he was bobbing for apples"

We pay for this stuff.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2020 12:10 AM (LWu6U)

466
Fake conservative for the fake news and homo, gay benson, doesn't agree with Blago's release.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:11 AM (aGUIs)

467 468

You mean "GUY?"

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:12 AM (kFkpX)

468 > It was funny when Bloomie said he "made a few jokes" to female employees.

Yep. Just "jokes" that resulted in a lawsuit, a settlement, and a non-disclosure agreement.

Welcome to the world you made, commies.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:12 AM (Ewo9R)

469 On npr I heard about some rapper who died and what a tragedy it was because of his "tone" which was "as if he was bobbing for apples"

We pay for this stuff.
Posted by: Gentlemen
--------

I reached the limit 20 years ago. Terry Gross was interviewing a ghey Filipino banjo player. I checked, it was NOT April Fool's Day.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:13 AM (YvUf/)

470 Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:13 AM (sv4d/)

471 468

Sniff...Sniff

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:13 AM (kFkpX)

472

Gay Guy Benson.

He's a picklesmooching homo media fake.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:14 AM (aGUIs)

473 Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?
Posted by: Anna Puma
----------

No

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:14 AM (YvUf/)

474 468

Cough...Cough.....DANG what be that smelll????

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:14 AM (kFkpX)

475 Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?
Posted by: Anna Puma

There was obloquy and derision.

Only the best for Mikey.

Posted by: Miklos, offering pu-pu platter of prevarication at February 20, 2020 12:15 AM (QzkSJ)

476 Another fever idea:

We should take all these researchers who claim to have created a new technology for creating energy, and ship them to an island in Spring. Give them all the resources they need, and let them create away and if they can survive the winter we let them patent and publish their ideas.

Today I saw an article about getting energy from moisture in air -- you will paint it on your walls! -- and he too was funded by the gov.

We pay for this stuff too.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2020 12:15 AM (LWu6U)

477 I clicked in and out. Biden was saying something about I got $500 million for this or that cause.

And I was like, great, Bloomberg spent that to be here tonight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:16 AM (gd9RK)

478 I can eat fifty eggs.

Posted by: Cool Hand Luke at February 20, 2020 12:16 AM (Ewo9R)

479 >>Today I saw an article about getting energy from moisture in air -- you will paint it on your walls! -- and he too was funded by the gov.


THE POWER OF TRANSPIRATION COMPELS YOU!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:16 AM (MkS65)

480 And now.....

Dang , left the screen door open and the cock roaches done crept in....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:17 AM (kFkpX)

481 Out Carbon Demon!

OUT!

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:17 AM (MkS65)

482 Now I am watching the delayed Demo debate on the DVR.

I watched Trump live.

In the first 20 minutes, they are already acting like middle-school Mean Girls to each other.

And the world they are describing is not even a little bit like the one I live in.

These Democrats live in a hypothetical reality. And the scary thing is that there are people that actually believe them. And think this world actually exists.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 12:17 AM (sy5kK)

483 Link would help. I did hear some of it.



I'm not a Democrat any more, I'm a Trumpocrat.

man I am trying,


YouTube and Google HATES searching Blagojevicn thanks Trump

The man did time. His beautiful wife stuck by him Beautiful daughter s grew up.


His gratitude to spend time with them now because of PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP is unlimited.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 12:17 AM (CTN7u)

484 Does Trump purposely schedule a rally when there is a dem debate? Because its freaking funny
Posted by: IC at February 19, 2020 10:13 PM (sYDum)

Just got back from having my 32 ounce Birthday Beer at the Arizona Wilderness brew pub in Chandler. Moron Lurker Osprey showed me cellphone video he took of Air Force One on final approach to Sky Harbor. He took the video from the top deck of his parking structure at work. You can see the plane quite clearly. Way cool!

And we chatted at length with a young man at the bar. from Massachusetts, who is a Trump supporter.

Happy Birfday to me! And I drove all the way from AJ to Chandler, and back, in the 1960 Studebaker Lark, and it ran as sweet as the day it was made. Got it up to "about" 70 mph on the 60 freeway, but came back by way of surface roads, at about 45 mph, because I could. Windows down, elbow out, doggeh beside me on the front seat. Life is good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

485
What did Blago do to piss off the Deep State so much? He was garden variety Illinois/Chicago corruption, and Comey and the boys decide to make an example of him. And get all the corrupt Dems in Illinois to go along with him.

And for the record, at this point, I'm in favor of springing anyone and everyone Comey, Fitzgerald, Mueller ever sent up the river. Fruit of the poison tree, and that's one hell of a poison tree.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (rCwaK)

486 Today I saw an article about getting energy from moisture in air -- you will paint it on your walls! -- and he too was funded by the gov.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2020 12:15 AM (LWu6U)


Who knew mold gave off energy?

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (Y8PSl)

487 The Democrats have clearly got things locked up for this election cycle.

And you can take that to the bank.

Posted by: Colossus of Ben Rhodes at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (doAIC)

488 Stubborn Dandruff is funny.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:19 AM (PUmDY)

489
you watch it

Posted by: not so



No you.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 12:19 AM (CTN7u)

490 Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?
Posted by: Anna Pum


It was all a glorious clusterfucj of absolute idiocy.

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:19 AM (Ed8Zd)

491 Mis Hum,

If you please....Roach-A-Nator .... they are 24/7 ...yes?

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:19 AM (kFkpX)

492 >The Bulwark ran an article today explaining how Bernie can beat Trump.

I think I saw that. "The Conservative Case for Shining Path Maoism" or something like that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:19 AM (Ewo9R)

493 Happy Birfday to me!

Happy B-Day AOP! Sounds like you had a blast.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 20, 2020 12:20 AM (xkSJa)

494 > What did Blago do to piss off the Deep State so much?

Tried to sell Obama's Senate seat when Obama's owners considered it to be their property.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:20 AM (Ewo9R)

495 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

Happy birthday, I'm glad you and the doggy had a good drive and fun time.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 20, 2020 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

496 I think I saw that. "The Conservative Case for Shining Path Maoism" or something like that?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Well, Fujimori was Russian, you know.

Posted by: Miklos Maddow at February 20, 2020 12:21 AM (QzkSJ)

497 Awesome LCD . Going to pass that on to a bunch of non-morans.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 20, 2020 12:21 AM (Dhwaq)

498 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBep8EiwEtE

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (CTN7u)

499 472 Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:13 AM (sv4d/)


a little embarrassment.

very little.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (sy5kK)

500 Can yall imagine President Trump raising his hand waiting for a reporter to recognize him, like a schoolboy waiting for a bathroom pass, like these idiots did tonight ?

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (Ed8Zd)

501 Happy birthday, AOP!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (Ewo9R)

502 So the Democrats once again proved they shouldn't be allowed at the adults' table I take it.

Did any Bernie Bros scuffle with anyone in the audience?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (sv4d/)

503 Nice AOP

Cruises are a great way to spend your time.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (MkS65)

504 Oh the other cool Blago thing is Trump said it was the same FBI guys, Comey and Fitzgerald, that came after me.

It's entirely personal and it's pudding-worthy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (gd9RK)

505 Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:13 AM (sv4d/)


a little embarrassment.

very little.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

He did keep a stiff upper lip.

Posted by: Miklos, and it was odd at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (QzkSJ)

506 Yep they be crawling all over the couches in the sitting room now....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:23 AM (kFkpX)

507 Fever thought --

The first amendment really is first among our freedoms and essential to a free society. This is why China, the M. E. and most of Europe are incompatible with freedom and a threat to the US

I read China expelled 3 wsj journalists in in retaliation for a headline calling China "the sick man of asia"

Bravo - now we need to expel 3 Chinese nationals for every anti american article published in a major Chinese publication.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2020 12:23 AM (LWu6U)

508

Bernie's arms and hands are funny to watch while he's talking -- he looks like he's playing an invisible piano, badly.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:23 AM (aGUIs)

509 None of this matters. You all have only eleven and a half years to live.

Posted by: Altared Carbon at February 20, 2020 12:24 AM (doAIC)

510 Did any Bernie Bros scuffle with anyone in the audience?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (sv4d/)


They were yelling 'show us yer tits' to Lizzie Warpath. Then the Buttplug boys got involved and that's when the fight started.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:24 AM (Y8PSl)

511 If Bernie wanted to truly talk with his hands, he should have either attended mime school or get instructions from an Italian.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:24 AM (sv4d/)

512 And I drove all the way from AJ to Chandler, and back, in the 1960 Studebaker Lark, and it ran as sweet as the day it was made. Got it up to "about" 70 mph on the 60 freeway, but came back by way of surface roads, at about 45 mph, because I could. Windows down, elbow out, doggeh beside me on the front seat. Life is good.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (LxWV7)

How cool is this!

Happy BDay, AOP! Glad someone got you a BDay beer!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 12:24 AM (sy5kK)

513 > Bernie was gesturing the entire time.

That was beyond gesturing. That was gesticulating.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:24 AM (Ewo9R)

514 Trumpocrat. Blagojevich.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v= qBep8EiwEtE
*remove spaces*

His wife is absolutely awesome.

What a woman.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 20, 2020 12:25 AM (CTN7u)

515 Bernie's arms and hands are funny to watch while he's talking -- he looks like he's playing an invisible piano, badly.
Posted by: Soothsayer

It's from the week before he was fired from Shakey's Pizza.

Posted by: Miklos, Buttgig obviously on banjo at February 20, 2020 12:25 AM (QzkSJ)

516 Haha, Mayor McCheese is judging.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:25 AM (PUmDY)

517 "Air-gen generates clean energy 24/7"

You don't say.
Posted by: Copied and mass produced in China at February 19, 2020 10:18 PM (zXNId)

What's missing from that story is how much energy is generated (or captured). I am suspecting very, very little.

Remember "radiometers"? I had one as a kid. Looked like a light bulb, had a little 4-armed pinwheel inside, with vanes painted white on one side, and black on the other. Place it in sunlight, and the pinwheel would spin merrily. But nobody ever built large generators based on their operating principle, because it just does not scale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:25 AM (LxWV7)

518 Bernie's arms and hands are funny to watch while he's talking -- he looks like he's playing an invisible piano, badly.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:23 AM (aGUIs)


With the sound off it looks like he's LARPing a wizard casting spells.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at February 20, 2020 12:25 AM (z79tQ)

519 > Did any Bernie Bros scuffle with anyone in the audience?

Nope, and no communist girls rushed the stage topless, either.

I want a refund.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:26 AM (Ewo9R)

520 Hobo ding dong ditch with the flaming bag full of your decrepit Democrap ancestors .......go ahead....stomp it out...

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:26 AM (kFkpX)

521 That was beyond gesturing. That was gesticulating.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Bernie may have gesticular enlargement.

Posted by: Dr. Miklos from TV at February 20, 2020 12:26 AM (QzkSJ)

522 Bernie to Mini-Mike, "magic missile!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 20, 2020 12:27 AM (sv4d/)

523 Now I am listening to Spokane homeless "convention" where they give away free stuff in order to attract homeless to come visit and get their warrants erased and hep-c tests

They are reporting this as good news.

No mention of what has happened to our society to create such a human disaster

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 20, 2020 12:27 AM (LWu6U)

524 What did Blago do to piss off the Deep State so
much? He was garden variety Illinois/Chicago corruption, and Comey and
the boys decide to make an example of him. And get all the corrupt Dems
in Illinois to go along with him.


[ . . . ]
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 12:18 AM (rCwaK)



I suspect he either tried to stiff Obama for the kickback, or worse, threatened to expose him for demanding a kickback.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 20, 2020 12:27 AM (6rS3m)

525 What's missing from that story is how much energy is generated (or captured). I am suspecting very, very little.


Piezo electric materials generate micro amounts of electricity too.

Pfft

Posted by: Peak Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:28 AM (QzkSJ)

526 >>Remember "radiometers"?


I see your Radiometer and raise you a Potato Clock.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:29 AM (MkS65)

527 I suspect he either tried to stiff Obama for the kickback, or worse, threatened to expose him for demanding a kickback.
Posted by: Kindltot

Embrace the healing power of this artisanal Fair Trade "And Balm".

Posted by: Peak Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:29 AM (QzkSJ)

528 > It's from the week before he was fired from Shakey's Pizza.

Trivia: the original "Shakey" was called that because he got recurrent malaria in WWII and would often shiver and shake.

Back in those days men just accepted nicknames like that.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:29 AM (Ewo9R)

529 Pizza electric ovens are inferior to wood fired.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:30 AM (gd9RK)

530 I clicked in and out. Biden was saying something about I got $500 million for this or that cause.



And I was like, great, Bloomberg spent that to be here tonight.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:16 AM (gd9RK)

Joe's comment is so federal politician. Can decry out of control spending but soon after turn around and crow when they get a piece of it for this or that project, grant, commission, study, etc. He got it, someone has to pay for it eventually.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 12:30 AM (nRNOc)

531 I see your Radiometer and raise you a Potato Clock.
Posted by: garrett

POTATOES ARE HARAM!!!!

Posted by: Cool Clock Achmed at February 20, 2020 12:31 AM (QzkSJ)

532 Pizza electric ovens are inferior to wood fired.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:30 AM (gd9RK)
-----
Piezoelectric ovens?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 20, 2020 12:31 AM (jW9oF)

533 Happy Birthday AOP!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 20, 2020 12:32 AM (/UQ/R)

534 >>Pizza electric ovens are inferior to wood fired.


The Carbon Footprint should never enter the equation when we're talking good Pizza.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:32 AM (MkS65)

535 Pizza electric ovens are inferior to wood fired.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

How they make Tombstone Pizzas is quite the story.

Posted by: Midnite Munchie Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:32 AM (QzkSJ)

536 He got it, someone has to pay for it eventually.


Very eventually, what with deficit spending. I keep telling my sons they're going to have to get good at something because they owe a lot of money we spent but they're not taking their responsibility seriously.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:32 AM (gd9RK)

537 If I see a working radiometer somewhere, I'm buying it. Had one for years. Really flew with direct sunlight. Guess what happened to it...

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 12:32 AM (RuIsu)

538 >>I suspect he either tried to stiff Obama for the kickback, or worse, threatened to expose him for demanding a kickback.


He was selling a seat Obama had already sold.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:33 AM (MkS65)

539 No Static At All.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:33 AM (PUmDY)

540 If I see a working radiometer somewhere, I'm buying it. Had one for
years. Really flew with direct sunlight. Guess what happened to it...


Interdemenisional beings used it as a gateway during a solar eclipse and so you had to smash it to protect the universe from being overrun?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 20, 2020 12:34 AM (xkSJa)

541 Please.

Not the Steely Dan Lyrics

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:34 AM (MkS65)

542 > I keep telling my sons they're going to have to get good at something because they owe a lot of money we spent but they're not taking their responsibility seriously.

Seriously, what are the Chicoms and all the others gonna do if we just say "Sorry. Your old dollar-denominated securities are now worth a tenth of a percent of what they were yesterday."

Yeah, it would cause a worldwide economic crisis, but what could they DO?

Jack and shit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:35 AM (Ewo9R)

543 Interdemenisional beings used it as a gateway during a solar eclipse and so you had to smash it to protect the universe from being overrun?


Yawn. Another Tuesday.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:35 AM (gd9RK)

544 531 Pizza electric ovens are inferior to wood fired.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:30 AM (gd9RK)


True, but it takes an hour or more to get the wood fired oven up to temp.

And about 4 hours to cool it down.

But yeah, the pizza sure tastes better.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 12:36 AM (sy5kK)

545 I'm having real trouble imagining what sort of candidate emerges from the festering smoldering fetid scalding blistered dungheap of a primary cycle that the Democrats are having.

Oh, dear God, it could be ANY OF THEM!

Posted by: Pussy Galore at February 20, 2020 12:36 AM (doAIC)

546 > If I see a working radiometer somewhere, I'm buying it.

Amazon has a bunch of them.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:37 AM (Ewo9R)

547 Yeah, it would cause a worldwide economic crisis, but what could they DO?

Jack and shit.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

Owe the bank a thousand dollars-your problem

Owe the bank a million dollars-the bank's problem.

The US owes the Chinese about a trillion in Federal paper.

Heh

Posted by: Miklos, seeing objective correlation of forces at February 20, 2020 12:37 AM (QzkSJ)

548 How about Tuesday's gone, asshole?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:37 AM (PUmDY)

549
Twilight Zone episode with Carol Burnett is on. She's a big klutz.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 12:37 AM (rCwaK)

550
How many times can they re-package and re-brand
a simple hot plate?

That's the question I ask myself every time I see one of those informercials for an electric grill.

How many times can they re-package and re-brand socialist-totalitarianism? I ask that question every day when I hear a Democrat talk.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:38 AM (aGUIs)

551 How about Tuesday's gone, asshole?

Goodbye, Ruby Tuesday.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 20, 2020 12:38 AM (xkSJa)

552 >>How about Tuesday's gone, asshole?

I can handle all the Skynyrd you want to lay down.

That one troll w/ the Dan lyrics about drove me crazy.

Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:38 AM (MkS65)

553 How about Tuesday's gone, asshole?


I think the lyric went "with the wind", but we can work with your version.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:39 AM (gd9RK)

554
This is one of "comedic" episodes of The Twilight Zone.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:39 AM (aGUIs)

555 Bernie's arms and hands are funny to watch while he's talking -- he looks like he's playing an invisible piano, badly.
Posted by: Soothsayer
-------

Looks like he is conducting an orchestra of spastics.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:40 AM (HTHlp)

556 How about Tuesday's gone, asshole?


I think the lyric went "with the wind", but we can work with your version.
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Tomorrow IS another day.

Posted by: Scarlett O'Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

557 Seriously, what are the Chicoms and all the others
gonna do if we just say "Sorry. Your old dollar-denominated securities
are now worth a tenth of a percent of what they were yesterday."



Yeah, it would cause a worldwide economic crisis, but what could they DO?



Jack and shit.





Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:35 AM (Ewo9R)

As well all know, whenever there is an attempt to cut domestic spending (heck, even spending at the state and local levels) the caterwauling starts about how such cuts are "draconian" or will "gut" whatever programs are involved. I'll sit there and think that if such cuts are draconian, what words are going to be used to describe actual draconian cuts if those ever have to come to pass?

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 12:40 AM (nRNOc)

558 Looks like he is conducting an orchestra of spastics.
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Because....he is?

Posted by: The Opinion of Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:41 AM (QzkSJ)

559 Voices Carry is good stuff.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:41 AM (PUmDY)

560
Remember "radiometers"? I had one as a kid. Looked like a light bulb, had a little 4-armed pinwheel inside, with vanes painted white on one side, and black on the other. Place it in sunlight, and the pinwheel would spin merrily.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
------

I have one.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:41 AM (HTHlp)

561
Yeah, bernie looks like a Conductor With Tourettes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:41 AM (aGUIs)

562 Just watching the Blago speech. Three very rough looking customers standing behind him, one white, one black, one Asian. Probably security. I wouldn't tangle with any of them.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:42 AM (Ewo9R)

563
Bernie Sanders has Tourettes Of The Hands.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:42 AM (aGUIs)

564
Hand Tourettes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:42 AM (aGUIs)

565 Yep, just last year my dad had to wait two months to get the same surgery Bernie had right after he had his heart attack (my dad hadn't had a heart attack but my mom told me that he wasn't far away from a widowmaker) and my mom waited 6 months for cateract surgery.
Posted by: Vendette at February 19, 2020 10:53 PM (nRNOc)

To be fair, cataract surgery is one of the few where a wait is not necessarily a bad thing. I got mine done, did have a wait of about 5 months, but my cataracts were just incipient, and I could still drive and enjoy life normally while I waited.

Cardiac surgery is a whole different ball game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:43 AM (LxWV7)

566 Goodnight good people!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 20, 2020 12:43 AM (Rz2Nc)

567 ..Pizza electric ovens are inferior to wood fired.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:30 AM (gd9RK)[/]


Santarpio's Pizza, Boston, MA.

Hardwood charcoal in the oven. Higher heat, less smoke, better pizza.

Place is run by a buncha "seems like" ex "wise guys". Don't know if that's authentic or not, but why take the risk and be whacked before you get one of the best pizzas of your life?

The line in the evening, wraps around the block.

Worth it, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2020 12:43 AM (QzJWU)

568 I saw/heard nothing tonight to dissuade me from voting Bernie in the primary a week from Saturday.

Change my mind.

Posted by: Chaotic Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

569
I haven't been to Santarpio's in decades.
The place was filthy.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:44 AM (aGUIs)

570 "I'm a fool to do your dirty work

oh yeah......

"I don't want to do your dirty work

no more..."

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:44 AM (kFkpX)

571 How many times can they re-package and re-brand
a simple hot plate?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:38 AM (aGUIs)


My college dorm roomie and I used to cook soup in a popcorn popper. Hot plates were rather one-dimensional.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:45 AM (Y8PSl)

572 Hand Tourettes.

Posted by: Soothsayer

How will we know the Up- from the Downtwinkles?

Posted by: Occupy Miklos at February 20, 2020 12:45 AM (QzkSJ)

573 To be fair, cataract surgery is one of the few where
a wait is not necessarily a bad thing. I got mine done, did have a wait
of about 5 months, but my cataracts were just incipient, and I could
still drive and enjoy life normally while I waited.



Cardiac surgery is a whole different ball game.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:43 AM (LxWV7)

Then there was the time my brother blew out his ACL and would have had to wait 3 months for surgery if he didn't have help getting to the front of the line...
I will say that when dad had a big problem a number of years ago he got really good care in a real big hurry. But if they figure you can wait, you're going to wait.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 12:45 AM (nRNOc)

574 I saw/heard nothing tonight to dissuade me from voting Bernie in the primary a week from Saturday.

Are you voting for maximum chaos or other effect?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:46 AM (gd9RK)

575 CIA...FBI

theme song to Obama

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 12:46 AM (kFkpX)

576 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 20, 2020 12:43 AM (Rz2Nc)



Good night!

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (nRNOc)

577 I'll sit there and think that if such cuts are draconian, what words are going to be used to describe actual draconian cuts if those ever have to come to pass?

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 12:40 AM (nRNOc)


Caligulian.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (Y8PSl)

578
A much better restaurant in East Boston/Chelsea is JEVELI'S.

Jeveli's serves good food, goods prices, and the girls are nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (aGUIs)

579 If I see a working radiometer somewhere, I'm buying it. Had one for
years. Really flew with direct sunlight. Guess what happened to it...
-----

Here's a two-pack for $24
https://tinyurl.com/ut4mmkf

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (fZcn6)

580 Oh shush. Shut Up Now.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (PUmDY)

581 Are you voting for maximum chaos or other effect?
Posted by: Bandersnatch

Intensification of contradictions, comrade.

Posted by: Marxism-Miklos-Leninism at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (QzkSJ)

582 Yeah, bernie looks like a Conductor With Tourettes.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:41 AM (aGUIs)


A Bugs Bunny cartoon conductor sprung to life.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 12:48 AM (Y8PSl)

583 Security forces of Iran's Islamic Regime including IRGC Ground Force are now sending their troops and military equipment including MRAPs to the city of Qom in-order to establish military curfew over CoronaVirus outbreak & death of two people in the city.
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 19, 2020 11:04 PM (G546f)

Pitch the dead ones down the Holy Well. Maybe that will rouse the occulted Imam, or something.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:48 AM (LxWV7)

584 Meet me in the kitchen.

Posted by: Surprise Anal at February 20, 2020 12:50 AM (DyqiE)

585
A funny youtube video would be clips of Bernie's wacky arms and hands and someone clanging on the piano to match his movements.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:50 AM (aGUIs)

586 A Bugs Bunny cartoon conductor sprung to life.
Posted by: RickZ

The Bugs Bunny conductor was based on Leopold Stokowski, who lived to 95.

So Bernie has a shot.

Posted by: Miklos, in white tie for the occasion at February 20, 2020 12:51 AM (QzkSJ)

587 Amazon radiometers spy on you.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 12:53 AM (RuIsu)

588
The Bugs Bunny conductor was based on Leopold Stokowski, who lived to 95.

Posted by: Miklos


It's weird that you know that.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:53 AM (aGUIs)

589 ..A much better restaurant in East Boston/Chelsea is JEVELI'S.

Jeveli's serves good food, goods prices, and the girls are nice.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:47 AM (aGUIs)



I frequented Santarpio's in the '90s. Wasn't filthy. I'd call it "earthy".

Shopworn and faded paint ain't necessarily a thing of filth. Big thing for me, that pizza coming out of the oven was sanitary at 800 degrees, slid offa the peel and onto the aluminum serving pan, and straight to my table.

I ate it off of clean a new, clean commercial grade paper plate, fresh outta the bag of 250 of it's twins.

Were I to have contemplated eating it off of the red & white checkered vinyl tablecloth, or off of the floor, then the "sanitation" would've mattered a great deal more.

That said, I'll save the Jeveli's info for the next time I'm in Bahhhstan.

I like what I like, but there's always room to like more.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2020 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

590 Someone told me that there were really good boobies here. Is there a line?

Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at February 20, 2020 12:54 AM (DyqiE)

591 It's weird that you know that.



Never let random Horde knowledge freak you out. It's how you get eaten first.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 12:54 AM (gd9RK)

592 There is always room for double pepperoni with garlic a d a side of anchovies. Always

Posted by: Sugar Dik Daddy at February 20, 2020 12:56 AM (DyqiE)

593

This guy on The Twilight Zone went on to be the lonely, bored Maytag repairman who married Mr Whipple.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 12:56 AM (aGUIs)

594 The Bugs Bunny conductor was based on Leopold Stokowski, who lived to 95.

Posted by: Miklos

It's weird that you know that.
Posted by: Soothsayer


https://tinyurl.com/vg9nah4

Posted by: Miklos, in black tie for the occasion at February 20, 2020 12:56 AM (QzkSJ)

595 Wow. I'm reading Newt's book "Understanding Trump," written in early April 2017. I just ran across this bit-

"... General Flynn and Jared Kushner have been asked to testify.
But no Trump team member should agree to testify without being granted immunity. Their careers and their very liberty may be at stake.
Fishing expeditions driven by the Justice Department, congressional staffs, and the news media take on a life of their own and can easily trap innocent people through procedural mistakes. There is grave danger that Trump team members will testify as though they were participating in a benign or honest process. That can lead to disaster. "


Pretty much exactly what they had done to Flynn just a couple of months before this was written.

Posted by: 29Victor at February 20, 2020 12:57 AM (BJKQV)

596 Someone told me that there were really good boobies here. Is there a line?

Only the best boobies: https://tinyurl.com/s5bt92q

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 20, 2020 12:58 AM (xkSJa)

597 Pffft. Eggs.

We had nothing but shells.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 19, 2020 11:23 PM (JCrfD)

Heh. I threw 2 pigeon eggs out of my attic over the past few days, the second one yesterday was only a day old, at most. They are about half the size of a small chicken egg, so not really tiny. I put some wire mesh up, so the bastard should not be able to get in any more.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 12:58 AM (LxWV7)

598 Good night, all. Another round of shoveling in the morning, most likely.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:59 AM (Ewo9R)

599
If you missed it, President Trump pauses the rally tonight to pay his respects to the WWII veteran:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdW7TEKAuHw

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:00 AM (aGUIs)

600 ..Good night, all. Another round of shoveling in the morning, most likely.


Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:59 AM (Ewo9R)




I first read that as "Another round of shelving in the morning, most likely."

And was overcome with a great sadness and sympathy for your plight.


/Moron


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 20, 2020 01:02 AM (QzJWU)

601
Boy, you know, that Mrs Walton was a nice lookin piece of ass.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:02 AM (aGUIs)

602 Only the best boobies: https://tinyurl.com/s5bt92q
Posted by: Blanco Basura

I bit.

Tasted like fish.

Posted by: Gullible Miklos at February 20, 2020 01:02 AM (QzkSJ)

603 Nighters chilluns.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 20, 2020 01:03 AM (gd9RK)

604 Private Eyes is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:03 AM (PUmDY)

605 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)

606

Mrs Walton or Mrs Ingalls?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (aGUIs)

607 >> Boy, you know, that Mrs Walton was a nice lookin piece of ass.

I guess you just saw the same MeTV promo with her as "Mike" in the Gunsmoke episode. Matt Dillon is out chasing bad guys and gets nearly killed and she finds him and nurses him back to health, but he's lost his memory.

They fall in love. Then he regains his memory, and has to leave her. Cause he's a marshal with responsibilities and all that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (rCwaK)

608 Slightly off topic, but has anyone seen the mess in Canada where native tribes have almost shut down train travel over some pipeline out west? The commuter system, Via Rail, has even started laying off people because the system is at a standstill for most of the country.

Posted by: Ranger Gord at February 20, 2020 01:06 AM (9YABs)

609
The DREAMrz came up in the debate, of course. I'd almost forgotten about them, which was nice, and now they're back. I wish Trump would throw them out, but let's face it, they're going to wind up with a path to citizenship.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:06 AM (G51Gf)

610
I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez


hahahahahaha

Gotta give it to "mike." He even made sure to spam the internet, tonight. Best campaign money can buy, right there.


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:07 AM (aGUIs)

611
I guess you just saw the same MeTV promo with her as "Mike" in the Gunsmoke episode.

Yeah. And I remember the episode.

Matt was destined to be married to the Law.
But they always had that subtle romance going between he and Kitty.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:08 AM (aGUIs)

612
Mini-Mike is paying people $2K per month to shill for him online, anywhere and everywhere. Cathy Alvarez is an example of that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:09 AM (rCwaK)

613

Bonanza would recycle episodes like crazy. I think each one of them "lost their memory" in separate episodes.

All of them had episodes where they were far from home, buying horses or cattle, and they got accused of murder.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:11 AM (aGUIs)

614 Slightly off topic, but has anyone seen the mess in
Canada where native tribes have almost shut down train travel over some
pipeline out west? The commuter system, Via Rail, has even started
laying off people because the system is at a standstill for most of the
country.

Posted by: Ranger Gord at February 20, 2020 01:06 AM (9YABs)

Trudeau won't do a doggone thing about it as long as he's able.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:11 AM (nRNOc)

615 Happy birthday, I'm glad you and the doggy had a good drive and fun time.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at February 20, 2020 12:20 AM (Rz2Nc)

We did. Thanks!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:11 AM (LxWV7)

616 Squeeze is touring with Hall and Oates this summer

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:11 AM (PUmDY)

617 Happy birthday, AOP!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (Ewo9R)

Thank you kindly. The big seven-oh, doncha know, but I feel fine as frogs' hair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:13 AM (LxWV7)

618 Bloomberg talking to a potential voter: https://preview.tinyurl.com/s5ycarr

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 20, 2020 01:13 AM (xkSJa)

619

Rudy Guilliani turned NYC from a filthy, broke shithole into a (relatively) safe, prosperous, and friendly city.

Today, NYC is again a shithole full of rotten people, hated by everyone in the world.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:13 AM (aGUIs)

620 Cruises are a great way to spend your time.
Posted by: garrett at February 20, 2020 12:22 AM (MkS65)

Not on the Princess Line! (cough, cough)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:14 AM (LxWV7)

621 Bonanza would recycle episodes like crazy. I think each one of them "lost their memory" in separate episodes.

All of them had episodes where they were far from home, buying horses or cattle, and they got accused of murder.

Posted by: Soothsayer

There was that time Lorne Greene was accused of selling 14 year old dogs as 11 year olds.

Posted by: Miklos, Bonanza was also a steakhouse chain at February 20, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

622 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in
Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald
Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)


Micro mike couldn't beat his lilliputian dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 01:14 AM (9Om/r)

623 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in
Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald
Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)

Oh Cathy, the ONT is not a good place to waste Bloomie's money.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 20, 2020 01:15 AM (rCwaK)

624 Oh Cathy, the ONT is not a good place to waste Bloomie's money.
Posted by: Miley

Precisely.

I am a good place for that.

Posted by: Miklos, primary vote for lease at February 20, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

625
Bonanza had an episode when Ben Cartwright had a doppleganger!

And then there was the episode of Bonanza when Ben got, get this, shanghaied.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:16 AM (aGUIs)

626 607 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.
Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)



Check is in the mail!

Posted by: China Mike Bloomberg at February 20, 2020 01:16 AM (sy5kK)

627 Happy Birthday AOP!
Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 20, 2020 12:32 AM (/UQ/R)

Thank you, Westie!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:17 AM (LxWV7)

628 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in

Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald

Trump and get it done.


He did manage to piss off a bunch of Americans by fighting to allow the construction of a victory mosque near ground zero of the 9/11 attacks.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 20, 2020 01:17 AM (xkSJa)

629 Happy birthday, AOP! Just happened to see that - many, many happy returns.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 20, 2020 01:18 AM (rCwaK)

630 Favorite Hall and Oates song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:18 AM (PUmDY)

631

Watching the delayed Demos on DVR.

My gosh, these people, especially Bernie and Injun, they really, really HATE working American people.

But those victims, real or imagined, doesn't matter, they LOVE them!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:19 AM (sy5kK)

632
Missed the debate, for that $300 million did Mini-Mike get anything except ridicule?
Posted by: Anna Puma

=======

I heard tonight that it's a long way to the end of the primary season and not that many people were tuned in to the debate. He could very well keep chugging.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:19 AM (G51Gf)

633
I watched an episode of Bonanza a couple days ago where it was Hoss who got Shanghaied.

Big Valley is another one where they get Shanghaied a lot. Mama, or Audra, or one of the boys. And while I can think of a specific example, I think all of them probably lost their memory a time or two as well.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:20 AM (rCwaK)

634
Treasurer Steve Mnuchin is on Alfred Hitchcock right now.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:20 AM (aGUIs)

635 Maneater is very great.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:21 AM (PUmDY)

636
I think all of them probably lost their memory a time or two as well.

Yes, there was. The old lady was on a trip, hit her head, and lost her memory. She was nursed back to health and eventually had to escape.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:22 AM (aGUIs)

637 Precisely.



I am a good place for that.

Posted by: Miklos, primary vote for lease at February 20, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

I, too, have a primary vote for lease, Cathy! Tell Mini to contact me c/o the ONT. Otherwise I'm gonna give it away to Bernie on the 29th. Wouldn't that be a shame!
Teach these Sackerlina Democrats about the evils of open primaries.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 20, 2020 01:22 AM (rCwaK)

638

Little House On The Prairie borrowed a few episode plots from Bonanza, too,

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 01:23 AM (aGUIs)

639 632 Favorite Hall and Oates song?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:18 AM (PUmDY)

Sara Smile

Rich Girl

I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)



Lots of good ones.


Daryl Hall's show on cable, been around a few years now, is really good, too.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:24 AM (sy5kK)

640 I think all of them probably lost their memory a time or two as well.
Posted by: publius

Laudanum

Posted by: Miklos, self-medicating at February 20, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

641 Favorite Hall and Oates song?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:18 AM (PUmDY)




The part at the end of the album where the needle makes the scratching sound. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 01:25 AM (9Om/r)

642 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in
Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald
Trump and get it done.


Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)

Anyone able to figure out what "get it done" means? Beating Trump or is this an undefined "it"?

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:26 AM (nRNOc)

643
Maneater, another good one.

It was the 70's and early 80's, what a different time.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:26 AM (sy5kK)

644 Hey Neil Young, you no talent, over rated piece of shit, your tin-cup plastic music sucked ass just like you do. Old man take a look at your life and fucking die!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 20, 2020 01:27 AM (yhf6w)

645 Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)

Do you, by chance, wear a sweater, with a heart embroidered on the front of it, over your mostly inadequate boobies?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:27 AM (LxWV7)

646 Private Eyes, also a Tommy Bolin LP. But that's different.

Posted by: klaftern at February 20, 2020 01:28 AM (RuIsu)

647 I knew a gal around 76-77 who loved her some Hall and Oates.

Like it made her really horny.

Maybe that's why I remember Hall and Oates so fondly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)

648 Sara Smile is awesome.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:29 AM (PUmDY)

649 Slightly off topic, but has anyone seen the mess in Canada where native tribes have almost shut down train travel over some pipeline out west? The commuter system, Via Rail, has even started laying off people because the system is at a standstill for most of the country.
Posted by: Ranger Gord at February 20, 2020 01:06 AM (9YABs)

Gotta love it. Mostly blue-on-blue. We should start closing valves on the pipelines heading East, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:29 AM (LxWV7)

650 "A world become one, Of Salads and Sun..

"Only a fool would say that"...

"I heard it was you talkin bout a world where all is free

it just couldn't be

And only a fool would say that...

The man in the street, draggin his feet,

Don't wanna hear the bad news

Imagine your face

here in his place

Standing inside his brown shoes

you do his nine to five

drag yourself home half alive

and there on the screen

a man with a dream

I heard it was you

Talkin bout a world where all is free...

It just couldn't be

And only a fool would say that.

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 01:29 AM (kFkpX)

651 Not surprising Gates went with a Porsche, why would you want a Tesla which is known as the first space junk over a Porsche which is known forperformance???? He also probably was aware of Teslas becoming barbecuesat the most inopportune times.

Porsche/Audi/VW has been in electric vehicle development longer then Telsa has been Musks wet dream.

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 01:30 AM (MkAqo)

652 I knew a gal around 76-77 who loved her some Hall and Oates.



Like it made her really horny.



Maybe that's why I remember Hall and Oates so fondly.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)

Have to say when I first read that I thought 76-77 was her age.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:30 AM (nRNOc)

653 ACK!

Posted by: Alvarez Cathy at February 20, 2020 01:30 AM (aKsyK)

654 >> Anyone able to figure out what "get it done" means?

I'm sure it's some phrase they decided to hit on after focus grouping and all that.

I wonder how much autonomy these paid posting shills have. Is it all scripted for them, or do they have complete autonomy or somewhere in between. They may get a list of phrases, "talking points" with key phrases and shit and they have to dump those in their output or something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:31 AM (rCwaK)

655 GtG/j is a Russian bot!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 20, 2020 01:31 AM (0ReGO)

656 Happy birthday, AOP! Just happened to see that - many, many happy returns.
Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at February 20, 2020 01:18 AM (rCwaK)

Thank you, Miley!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:31 AM (LxWV7)

657 AOP has the same birthday as Mitch McConnell. Is that a good or a bad thing? Regardless, Happy Birthday AOP!
And thanks to the rest of you morons for being an island of near sanity, sometimes.

Posted by: Probably Stupid Too at February 20, 2020 01:34 AM (W4M6f)

658
Mini-Mike is paying people $2K per month to shill for him online, anywhere and everywhere. Cathy Alvarez is an example of that.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear

=======

Cathy's long gone from this site for tonight and she's off to dozens of others to paste in the same dull, meaningless "cheer."

She'll be back around here, though. Watch that hashtag.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:35 AM (G51Gf)

659
Miley speaks for me as well, AOP. Happy 70. I didn't even see it until I saw Miley post about it.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:35 AM (rCwaK)

660 "> Anyone able to figure out what "get it done" means?"
In midget mike bonaparts case it means opening the cheque book...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 01:36 AM (MkAqo)

661 Anyone able to figure out what "get it done" means? Beating Trump or is this an undefined "it"?
Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:26 AM (nRNOc)

At the bar tonight, I broached an idea for a Bloomie "get it done" spoof. Video of bum in Frisco, trousers down, straining unsuccessfully to pinch a loaf in a flower pot on Market Street. Cut to Bloomberg, "Mike can get 'er done."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:36 AM (LxWV7)

662 It just couldn't be

And only a fool would say that.
Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 01:29 AM (kFkpX)


Steely Dan, eh?



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NNn6Fc_R6E

Way back when in 67
I was the dandy
Of Gamma Chi
Sweet things from Boston
So young and willing
Moved down to Scarsdale
And where the hell am I

Hey Nineteen
No we can't dance together
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

Hey Nineteen
That's 'Retha Franklin
She don't remember
the Queen of Soul
It's hard times befallen
The sole survivors
She thinks I'm crazy
But I'm just growing old

Hey Nineteen
No we got nothing in common
No we can't talk at all
Please take me along
When you slide on down

The Cuervo Gold
The fine Colombian
Make tonight a wonderful thing
We can't dance together
No we can't talk at all

Say it again....

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:36 AM (sy5kK)

663 You play with words.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:37 AM (PUmDY)

664 Shoot...double shoot....way past my beddy-bye

Night all

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (kFkpX)

665
Anyone able to figure out what "get it done" means? Beating Trump or is this an undefined "it"?
Posted by: Vendette

======

You know. "Go the distance." "Bring it home." "Win this one."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (G51Gf)

666 Street. Cut to Bloomberg, "Mike can get 'er done."
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Mike the Cable Guy?

Posted by: Miklos, deja vuing at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

667 Private Eyes, also a Tommy Bolin LP. But that's different.
Posted by: klaftern


An awesome Bolin album!!

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (Dhwaq)

668 I think Mayor Bloomberg won tonight's debate in Nevada. He demonstrated he has the management experience to beat Donald Trump and get it done.

Posted by: Cathy Alvarez at February 20, 2020 01:05 AM (GtG/j)


Get what done? Go full Napoleon Soda?

Mini Mike sure loves his NDA's, too.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (Y8PSl)

669 Miley speaks for me as well, AOP. Happy 70. I didn't even see it until I saw Miley post about it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:35 AM (rCwaK)

Thanks, publius!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (LxWV7)

670 Holy Crap.....pass the holy water.....

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 01:39 AM (kFkpX)

671
Porsche/Audi/VW has been in electric vehicle development longer then Telsa has been Musks wet dream.
Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 01:30 AM (MkAqo)


Teslas may go fast, but those German cars can really take the corners like little else.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:39 AM (sy5kK)

672 I'm sure it's some phrase they decided to hit on after focus grouping and all that.



I wonder how much autonomy these paid posting shills have. Is it
all scripted for them, or do they have complete autonomy or somewhere in
between. They may get a list of phrases, "talking points" with key
phrases and shit and they have to dump those in their output or
something.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:31 AM (rCwaK)

Hope you're feeling better!
I'm sure they've got their scripted talking points and are told not to stray, and I'm sure with the money Bloomberg is spending they've got means to figure where on ye olde internet he's been talked about a lot and dispatch someone to start throwing them out. We had them here too in 2016.

It's just to me that a phrase like "get it done", as focused-grouped and scripted as it might be, is laughable when posted at a place like this, not only because of the political leanings of most of the people who post here, but because said posters all know that type of language is focused-grouped, scripted BS.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:40 AM (nRNOc)

673 knew a gal around 76-77 who loved her some Hall and Oates.

Like it made her really horny.

Maybe that's why I remember Hall and Oates so fondly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)

Boz Scaggs too

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:40 AM (Ed8Zd)

674 Say no no

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:40 AM (PUmDY)

675
Oh,and another funny thing Mini-Mike is doing I read in that story about him hiring the online shill-bots. He's trying to buy out staffers from the other campaigns.

Imagine you've got your Buttplug or Klobuchar unpaid volunteers working at some local office in Podunk. Bloomie is offering them money, salaries, to come work for him.

He doesn't really need their services of course, it's just a tactic to weaken the others.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:42 AM (rCwaK)

676 Get what done? Go full Napoleon Soda?

Mini Mike sure loves his NDA's, too.
Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (Y8PSl)


Napoleon Soda.

It really fits.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)

677 You know. "Go the distance." "Bring it home." "Win this one."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:38 AM (G51Gf)

It's just so poorly phrased, IMO.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:43 AM (nRNOc)

678 Porsche/Audi/VW has been in electric vehicle development longer then Telsa has been Musks wet dream.
Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 01:30 AM (MkAqo)

When they don't explode:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ree8qc9

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:43 AM (LxWV7)

679 Early links tonight Morons. Tonight/today will be a rocking chair day.


Good Morning Morons today is Thursday, February 20, 2020. On this date in 1933 Congress approved the Blaine Act to repeal federal Prohibition in the United States, sending the Twenty-first Amendment to the United States Constitution to state ratifying conventions for approval. Note that this the first and only amendment that was ratified by the actual voters of the States rather than the legislatures. The State legislatures were still full of prohibitionists.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:44 AM (mpXpK)

680 Bloomingidiot gets double teamed at debate by two of the radical communists running for nomination.


https://tinyurl.com/r6chct7

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:44 AM (mpXpK)

681 The MFM is going bonkers over Trump's pick for DNI. Of course they are. They hate Trump and everything associated with him. He is not a far left commie like Obama and he is tearing apart Obama's largely illegal legacy.


https://tinyurl.com/shepzjl

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)

682 AOP - Happy B'day !

Didn't see you last night, so you may have missed this. I'm curious as to the electronics used to drive it.

Right now, I'm out.
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https://youtu.be/2Alj8HWmeAQ
Posted by: Kindltot

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (KoKdw)

683 Germany has had a shooting rampage killing at least 8 people and wounding several others. The perps were most likely muzzies who Merkel let in. But this proves one thing. How gun control never works. Guns in Germany among civilians are virtually outlawed and crooks still get guns.


https://tinyurl.com/sbosx5e

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)

684 Unindicted criminal Holder wants term limits of 18 years for SCOTUS judges. The communists are terrified 8 years of Trump will pack the courts with conservative judges for life. ESAD MF, we had to suffer through 4 terms of far left thugs appointed by FDR which took until now to start recovering from.


https://tinyurl.com/s3vdljr

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)

685 Trump has signed a memorandum that allows and directs water fascists in CA to direct more water to farmers in the central valley. The left wing goons who run the State has been limiting water to farms to supposedly protect a small shitty little fish called the 'Delta Smelt'.


https://tinyurl.com/sgcufnz

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:46 AM (mpXpK)

686 Headline-Link at Newsmax:


Red-State Utah Creates Long-Term Plan to Tackle Climate Change


I hate to tell you folks Utah has not been a 'Red-State' for a long time. You have been systematically invaded for a long time by CA Locusts. You may elect some fake Republicans but they are really Democrats with an R after their name. I give you Mitt the Shit as the latest example.


https://tinyurl.com/ulutj58

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:46 AM (mpXpK)

687 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/szr9vgd


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:46 AM (mpXpK)

688 PDT is the destroyer of Liberal dreams.

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:46 AM (PUmDY)

689 >> Hope you're feeling better!

Thanks. I'm on the men ever day. It's still a pain. A a pain in the knee. I'm supposed to start the outpatient PT tomorrow, but they've got snow in the forecast for tomorrow afternoon. It won't stick on the roads, but if it does on the grass and sidwealks, not to mention the running boards of my truck, I may reschedule and not take a chance on slipping and busting that new knee.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 20, 2020 01:47 AM (rCwaK)

690 Napoleon Soda.

It really fits.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:42 AM (sy5kK)


I have to give credit to a Moron or Moronette who posted that and whose nick I regrettably forget.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 01:47 AM (Y8PSl)

691 Unindicted criminal Holder wants term limits of 18
years for SCOTUS judges. The communists are terrified 8 years of Trump
will pack the courts with conservative judges for life. ESAD MF, we had
to suffer through 4 terms of far left thugs appointed by FDR which took
until now to start recovering from.


https://tinyurl.com/s3vdljr

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)

Trump's already doing a good job of it: There are nominees in their very late 30s and early 40s being put on the district and circuit courts on a regular basis.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:49 AM (nRNOc)

692 Glad to see that British court ruling on Sharia Marriages from a few years ago ruling got reversed.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 20, 2020 01:49 AM (tVQUs)

693 knew a gal around 76-77 who loved her some Hall and Oates.

Like it made her really horny.

Maybe that's why I remember Hall and Oates so fondly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:28 AM (sy5kK)

Boz Scaggs too
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:40 AM (Ed8Zd)

The genre even has a name: "blue-eyed soul".

Somebody mentioned Johnny Adams in a thread earlier today. "The Tan Nightingale". Here is a song from him that is a genuine classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1LWBvCl9NA

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:50 AM (LxWV7)

694 That's some serious cathy.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 20, 2020 01:51 AM (aKsyK)

695 "but those German cars can really take the corners like little else"
Yes in deedee... Dawg. the little VW Golf standard now comes set upwith Gas tuned gas shocks and turbo on the 1.8 and supercharge turbo on the 1.3.. there like little slot cars glued to the road...The Porsche and Audi group is going for all wheel motor that regenerate on coasting and breaking..their electric cars aren't slouches in the performance aspect. There is even a euro race E group circuit now which drives performance of E cars..
Personally I like loud exh and whinning turbo only available on petrol...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 01:53 AM (MkAqo)

696
Unindicted criminal Holder wants term limits of 18
years for SCOTUS judges.

Posted by: Vic

=======

Woops. Obama bungled his 8 years in power so now Holder wants a do-over.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:53 AM (G51Gf)

697 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 20, 2020 01:53 AM (YR6XW)

698 Well folks I finished my breakfast and took my morning meds early. Its off to the rocking chair. BBT

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:54 AM (mpXpK)

699 lurk sock off......

night you magnificent M&M's

Posted by: Nightwatch stone axe smith at February 20, 2020 01:54 AM (kFkpX)

700 Ah, "Mike can get it done" is also featured in his campaign ads.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 01:54 AM (nRNOc)

701 The left wing goons who run the State has been limiting water to farms to supposedly protect a small shitty little fish called the 'Delta Smelt'.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:46 AM (mpXpK)

Delta Smelt are delicious, my word as a Surfperch.

Posted by: Surfperch, a Littoral Fish at February 20, 2020 01:55 AM (tVQUs)

702 Thanks, Vic!

Posted by: Miklos, downriver at February 20, 2020 01:55 AM (QzkSJ)

703
Germany has had a shooting rampage killing at least 8 people

=======

omg.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:56 AM (G51Gf)

704 Delta Smelt are delicious, my word as a Surfperch.
Posted by: Surfperch

Who smelt it, delta'd it.

Posted by: Miklos, sticking with anchovies at February 20, 2020 01:57 AM (QzkSJ)

705 Horse faced lesbians, haha

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 20, 2020 01:57 AM (PUmDY)

706
Boz Scaggs too
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 01:40 AM (Ed8Zd)


Lido Shuffle off of Silk Degrees always got the mixed guy/gal crowd singing.

Lowdown got it going by slowing it down.

Yeah.

More than a generation before karaoke became a thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 01:58 AM (sy5kK)

707 Unindicted criminal Holder wants term limits of 18 years for SCOTUS judges. The communists are terrified 8 years of Trump will pack the courts with conservative judges for life. ESAD MF, we had to suffer through 4 terms of far left thugs appointed by FDR which took until now to start recovering from.

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)

They are never going to actually implement this proposed policy, their just going to use it to de-legitimize the rulings of older Textualist and Originalist judges.

Posted by: Surfperch, a Littoral Fish at February 20, 2020 01:59 AM (tVQUs)

708 Didn't see you last night, so you may have missed this. I'm curious as to the electronics used to drive it.

Right now, I'm out.
-----
https://youtu.be/2Alj8HWmeAQ
Posted by: Kindltot
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (KoKdw)

My best guess: the "pistons" are probably permanent magnets, or have some remanent magnetism. Wouldn't take much. Each coil has a driver, a transistor or maybe a MOSFET, that switches on current to drive its piston down. Basic solenoid, right? And that driver is triggered by voltage generated by a piston moving UP in one of the other cylinders. That could explain why it's not self-starting, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:59 AM (LxWV7)

709 705
Germany has had a shooting rampage killing at least 8 people

=======


That's impossible.

Guns are essentially illegal in Germany.

Why, who doesn't follow laws?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:00 AM (sy5kK)

710 The MFM is going bonkers over Trump's pick for DNI.
Of course they are. They hate Trump and everything associated with him.
He is not a far left commie like Obama and he is tearing apart Obama's
largely illegal legacy.


https://tinyurl.com/shepzjl


Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)


Tearing apart? Trump ripped it's head off and shit down it's neck. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:01 AM (9Om/r)

711 Woops. Obama bungled his 8 years in power so now Holder wants a do-over.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 01:53 AM (G51Gf)


Barry had priorities, stupid priorities, but priorities nonetheless. For a 'Constitutional law perfessor', he sure was dumb when it came to the lower Federal Courts. He had the Senate waste all their energy on 404Care, which turned out to be a good decision long-term for the rest of us, though at the time not so much.

Funny how that priority of his worked out.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 02:04 AM (Y8PSl)

712 Funny how that priority of his worked out.
Posted by: RickZ

Funny how all the Dems on stage basically called it a failure.

Posted by: Miklos, funny that at February 20, 2020 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

713 I didn't watch the debate, but reading about it was amusing. One of the funniest lines was from Lloyd Billingsley over at "Front Page" magazine: Elizabeth Warren says breathlessly "He (Bloomberg) calls women saps and horse faced lesbians" like some character from a 1940's gangster film."

I don't like Mike, but it sounds like they piled on him for supporting capitalism. What a clown show!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 02:08 AM (WI7YS)

714 When they don't explode:

My guess it was plugged in charging when it exploded..They use a 800 volt system 2x other manufactures.. Teslas havecaught on fire while being driven killing one person who couldn't get outand people trying couldn't get him out..One guy in VT just drove hisdown to the lake (Champlain) and left it on the ice burning..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:08 AM (MkAqo)

715 Hola.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:09 AM (tAuzy)

716 I don't like Mike, but it sounds like they piled on him for supporting capitalism. What a clown show!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 02:08 AM (WI7YS)

He literally had to defend it during a spat with Sanders.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 02:10 AM (nRNOc)

717 Funny how all the Dems on stage basically called it a failure.

Posted by: Miklos, funny that at February 20, 2020 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)


Probably unsaid but because 404Care didn't go far enough for those rabid proggies. Shit happens when no one reads a 2800-page bill that turned into Barry's "signature law." Barry's signature on that bill was in invisible ink.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 02:10 AM (Y8PSl)

718 The genre even has a name: "blue-eyed soul".

Somebody mentioned Johnny Adams in a thread earlier today. "The Tan Nightingale". Here is a song from him that is a genuine classic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1LWBvCl9NA
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 01:50 AM (LxWV7)

What a beautiful voice. Lots of heartbreak

Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 02:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

719 That cop Goines needs to meet the knout.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:12 AM (tAuzy)

720 A character from a 40's noir film actually would be an improvement in some areas.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 20, 2020 02:12 AM (2B9A/)

721 https://tinyurl.com/shepzjl

Posted by: Vic at February 20, 2020 01:45 AM (mpXpK)


The wailing and gnashing of teeth over Grenell's appointment from the quoted Dems is glorious. Bigly glorious.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 02:14 AM (Y8PSl)

722
Posted by: Cathy Alvarez

Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 20, 2020 02:16 AM (Dhwaq)

723 Has Barry Bathhouse gone radio silent in the last month apart from one spastic utterance or is it just me?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:18 AM (tAuzy)

724 My guess it was plugged in charging when it exploded..They use a 800 volt system 2x other manufactures.. Teslas havecaught on fire while being driven killing one person who couldn't get outand people trying couldn't get him out..One guy in VT just drove hisdown to the lake (Champlain) and left it on the ice burning..
Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:08 AM (MkAqo)

Quite likely. The problem with lithium batteries, is that though they don't contain nearly as much energy as an equivalent mass of gasoline, they are capable of letting a lot of it go at once, creating enough heat to ignite the battery pack. Gasoline, if it gets set alight, will give a long hot fire, but no explosion, unless a large amount is vaporized and mixed with air in the right ratio. Fire departments all have good expertise in fighting petroleum fires, battery fires, not so much. There are numerous reports of battery car fires being extinguished, and then reigniting spontaneously later.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:18 AM (LxWV7)

725 Don't want no short people 'round here

Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 20, 2020 02:16 AM (Dhwaq)


Tranny midget porn excepted. Because we need the source for jokes.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 02:19 AM (Y8PSl)

726
And after Boz Scaggs, and the sorority girls were escorted home (mostly), the music would change to hard core 70's rock like Zep and Stones, but there were other things.

"Just one moment, officer, but what is this Boojee Woojee music you're talking about?"

Just Don't Try to Lay No Boogie Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_lZ4hkJd8

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:20 AM (sy5kK)

727 What a beautiful voice. Lots of heartbreak
Posted by: LASue at February 20, 2020 02:12 AM (Ed8Zd)

And no autotune! Glad you enjoyed it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:20 AM (LxWV7)

728 Has Barry Bathhouse gone radio silent in the last month apart from one spastic utterance or is it just me?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:18 AM (tAuzy)


Well, he did come out of his cave (with the crunchy figs) to claim credit for Trump's economy, so there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 02:20 AM (Y8PSl)

729 Figs?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:22 AM (tAuzy)

730
Has Barry Bathhouse gone radio silent in the last month apart from one spastic utterance or is it just me?
Posted by: NZFrank

=======

Nary a word. What's he going to do, endorse one of those clowns? hahahahaha!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 20, 2020 02:24 AM (G51Gf)

731 Yes AOP lithium batteries are probably going to end up causing moreproblems then too much plant food (co2) in the atmosphere..
I have no desire to move to a E car future and being 70 now probably can ride on gas till the end. Power to the Petrol..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:25 AM (MkAqo)

732
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason
Short people got no reason to live

They got little hands
Little eyes
They walk around tellin' great big lies
They got little noses
And tiny little teeth
They wear platform shoes on their nasty little feet

Well I don't want no short people
Don't want no short people
Don't want no short people 'round here
Posted by: Sock Monkey...holding his nose at February 20, 2020 02:16 AM (Dhwaq)


Son was about 9 and the tallest kid in his class, wife was 6'1", I'm 6'5".

Driving home late night after some event, Randy turned up loud, and we were singing like Karaoke masters. It was one of those bonding experiences that just happened.

Honestly, I wonder if Little LCD remembers that. I'm going to ask him the next time I see him.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:25 AM (sy5kK)

733 725 Has Barry Bathhouse gone radio silent in the last month apart from one spastic utterance or is it just me?
Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:18 AM (tAuzy)

NZFrank, the only thing around here is there are a wave of new China Mike Bloomberg ads that feature Dog Eater, with clips of him saying how great Mikie was and is.

On every TV station. Every radio station. In America. For weeks now.

But not much else. Barry is keeping his powder dry, for now. Some speculate that on a long shot, if Michelle were to be "drafted" at the DNC convention, Barry would look bad by supporting someone else. He has little to lose at this point by keeping quiet.

Who knows. The Democrats are a flaming pile of dogsh*t these days.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:30 AM (sy5kK)

734 Just Don't Try to Lay No Boogie Woogie on the King of Rock and Roll.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj_lZ4hkJd8
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:20 AM (sy5kK)

Good tune. I never got to see him live, because I was always in the right place at the wrong time. He didn't settle in Vancouver until after I had bailed out of there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:31 AM (LxWV7)

735
talking Boz Scaggs, here is a tune he did with Duane Allman in 1969.

I love this song, and this type music in general. Blues, horns, great guitar, and Boz.

So much incredible music came out of Mussel Shoals, AL in the late '60's, '70's and beyond. Allman was a studio musician at the time.



Lend Me a Dime.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTFvAvsHC_Y


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:38 AM (sy5kK)

736 The problem with lithium batteries, is that though
they don't contain nearly as much energy as an equivalent mass of
gasoline, they are capable of letting a lot of it go at once, creating
enough heat to ignite the battery pack. Gasoline, if it gets set alight,
will give a long hot fire, but no explosion, unless a large amount is
vaporized and mixed with air in the right ratio. Fire departments all
have good expertise in fighting petroleum fires, battery fires, not so
much. There are numerous reports of battery car fires being
extinguished, and then reigniting spontaneously later.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:18 AM (LxWV7)


Those pieces of shit are starting to pop up in harleys. Not from the factory, but aftermarket space savers for custom applications. I finished a custom build a few weeks ago, and the dude had some custom battery box made that didn't fit a normal battery, so he shows up with this battery that weight no more than a carton of cigarettes. A few people that were hanging at the shop thought it was some hollowed out display battery. This bike was a resto mod looking old board track racer, very unique build, and that battery sat low in the frame, and to get the battery out you had to remove the starter and the oil tank. Right as I was putting the battery in I made a comment that if this piece of shit craps out it's going to suck to change. Yeah, it lasted 2 days. The guy is taking the bike to some big show in baltimore last weekend, and the battery was toast. I did an emergency battery change and ended up putting an even smaller version of the battery in because thats all he could get fast, but it worked. The upside is he got a 1st place in the show, but it was a bastard to change, and I have to rework a new battery box for a normal battery, because that new fangled POS isn't worth the trouble.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:42 AM (9Om/r)

737 The upside is he got a 1st place in the show, but it was a bastard to change, and I have to rework a new battery box for a normal battery, because that new fangled POS isn't worth the trouble.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:42 AM (9Om/r)


When customers do stupid sh*t, the best revenge is to charge them retail.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:44 AM (sy5kK)

738 Figs?

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 20, 2020 02:22 AM (tAuzy)


Crunchy figs, in a grotto. From a really crappy poem Barry wrote while an undergrad.

Do a search for 'Obama crunchy figs poem' to see what I mean. Not gonna quote it, though, no sirree, not gonna quote it. I have low enough standards as it is.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 02:45 AM (Y8PSl)

739 When customers do stupid sh*t, the best revenge is to charge them retail.





Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 02:44 AM (sy5kK)


What happened was he gave the dude who built the battery box the dimensions of the battery, and the chucklehead made the entire box the size of the battery so the battery didn't fit, and the customer had it custom painted with the bike BEFORE checking it for fit, so we had to roll with it. That was the only part on the entire bike I had no control over. So he brings this lithium thing in because it fits, but man it died fast.. It was only holding 4 volts and would not charge any higher.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:49 AM (9Om/r)

740 "Those pieces of shit are starting to pop up in harleys"
Even as engine source in the Harley LiveWire, E bike..
A couple arrived at a dealer in central VT last week..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:51 AM (MkAqo)

741 I did an emergency battery change and ended up putting an even smaller version of the battery in because thats all he could get fast, but it worked. The upside is he got a 1st place in the show, but it was a bastard to change, and I have to rework a new battery box for a normal battery, because that new fangled POS isn't worth the trouble.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:42 AM (9Om/r)

Lithium batteries are very persnickety about their charging voltage/current, and motorcycle electrical systems are often kind of "basic". I have had good luck using AGM batteries in Honda motorcycles, but they are lead-acid chemistry, not lithium ion.

I have to sack out now. Got to get up at 0700, because Amazon is supposed to be bringing me a new starter for the Suburban. Starter just up and died. Battery is fully charged, crank relay is working, solenoid clicks, but no cranky. And engine is not stuck, turns freely enough.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:51 AM (LxWV7)

742
"Those pieces of shit are starting to pop up in harleys"
Even as engine source in the Harley LiveWire, E bike..
A couple arrived at a dealer in central VT last week..


Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:51 AM (MkAqo)

Those things are an abomination.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:52 AM (9Om/r)

743
Lithium batteries are very persnickety about
their charging voltage/current, and motorcycle electrical systems are
often kind of "basic". I have had good luck using AGM batteries in Honda
motorcycles, but they are lead-acid chemistry, not lithium ion.




Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:51 AM (LxWV7)

yeah, AGM is what we were going to put in it until Picasso fucked up the battery box dimensions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)

744 https://tinyurl.com/qvrgdaj
Link for the Harley LiveWire

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:57 AM (MkAqo)

745 740 - as opposed to everything Barry did that was crappy?

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 02:58 AM (ZCEU2)

746 "Those things are an abomination.


Posted by: Berserker"

Yes they are...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:59 AM (MkAqo)

747 AOP, thanks for reminding me about Johnny Adams.

Our local blues FM station occasionally plays him.

Amazing voice and soulful sound. Music blends perfectly with that amazing voice. I've been YouTubing him, listening to some of his stuff.

Johnny Adams - There is Always one More Time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zv4JhrrTwx8

Johnny Adams - Neither One Of Us (Wants To Be The
First To Say Goodbye)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MH1kUIdlbuw

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:00 AM (sy5kK)

748 I can spot 8 Armenian Snipers in tonight's ONT Picture.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 20, 2020 03:01 AM (qu1px)

749 Starter just up and died.


Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 20, 2020 02:51 AM (LxWV7)


and after 20 years, he still grieved.

Posted by: Mr. Bojangles at February 20, 2020 03:02 AM (sy5kK)

750 as opposed to everything Barry did that was crappy?

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 02:58 AM (ZCEU2)


That so-called poem was particularly shitty.

As I do write some poetry, I know shitty poetry. I have more 'poetry' crumpled up in the garbage can than I've saved. But then I'm a harsh critic and Barry is only a harsh critic of conservatives -- and America.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 03:04 AM (Y8PSl)

751
https://tinyurl.com/qvrgdaj
Link for the Harley LiveWire


Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 02:57 AM (MkAqo)


Yeah, 30K for that pos. They have lost their minds.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 03:04 AM (9Om/r)

752 I take it the amateur Mini Mike's debate was a disaster. Knew Iwas missing comedy gold.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 03:06 AM (ZCEU2)

753 Bloomberg effort?

Mostly a deer in the headlights. He is really out of touch.

But then again, considering who he was on stage with, he didn't look any crazier. He was targeted by the rest, after all he was a Billionaire, and that is code word for Evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:09 AM (sy5kK)

754
"Yeah, 30K for that pos. They have lost their minds.


Posted by: Berserker"

Ya and you can't get any gooberment offset money for those plus yourgirl friend looses the exciting motor vibrator.. They must be
meant for soy-boyz...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 03:10 AM (MkAqo)

755 He was targeted by the rest, after all he was a Billionaire, and that is code word for Evil.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:09 AM (sy5kK)


In BloomingIdiot's case, there were 'stopped clock right twice a day' correct.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 03:13 AM (Y8PSl)

756 there = they

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 03:14 AM (Y8PSl)

757 "Knew Iwas missing comedy gold.

Posted by: Skip"
Don't know about that Skip, I tuned in for what I thought would be comedy for about 2 mins when they were saving the world from the existentialthreat of gorbull whinning...switched back to Richard Hammond big show
post haste...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 03:15 AM (MkAqo)

758 I honestly don't understand why anyone who drove out of the city or close suburbs, and drove into the woods using a pickup truck the way I and most I know use pickup trucks, would ever consider an electric pickup.

I go out in the woods for a week, the battery on the suv gets low, once in a while because of running the cd, using the inside lights to read, etc, needs a charge from a car a few camping spaces over.

And cars these days put out almost no pollution.

Crazy is more than a classic Country song.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:16 AM (sy5kK)

759 Thanks everyone for the banter and quality old songs.

Nite.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 20, 2020 03:19 AM (sy5kK)

760 Ya and you can't get any gooberment offset money for
those plus yourgirl friend looses the exciting motor vibrator.. They
must be
meant for soy-boyz...


Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 03:10 AM (MkAqo)

Yeah, meanwhile I just picked up a really nice springer softail last month for 4K with 20k on the clock. I didn't even need it, but it was too cheap to pass up. They are giving used bikes away, and they think some ass clown is going to spend 30K on a flashlight battery with wheels.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 20, 2020 03:19 AM (9Om/r)

761 "And cars these days put out almost no pollution."
Ya Dawg,, I leased a 70k ford f 50 when my golf was in the shop and was amazed at the power and delivery of it (12 speed auto) yet sipped gas and annoyingly shut off if you stopped moving for 3 seconds..drove really fine
for a truck. I was impressed.

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 03:23 AM (MkAqo)

762
"but it was too cheap to pass up."
Good deal Berserker, and that's the best reason to buy it... I gave up2 wheelers after getting dumped on corner marbles and ending up goingthru a 4 strand barb wire fence and breaking my coller bone


Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 03:31 AM (MkAqo)

763 Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 03:59 AM (G7x77)

764 Now its time to get up

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:01 AM (ZCEU2)

765 Morning MLII, and Skip if your in the Nord country you'llprobably want your long johns.. 15 here in VT...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 04:09 AM (MkAqo)

766 The mind is willing, the body says not so fast!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:09 AM (G7x77)

767 beanervt, that's chilly. But it's 7° here going down to 2 by sunrise. Got mine ready to wear today, along with my fav wool sweater.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:11 AM (G7x77)

768 " it's 7 here going down to 2 by sunrise."
We're getting that tomorrow morn at 1degree.. fortunately this year it hasn't lasted more then 2-3 days at time instead of weeks...I'm getting toold for the cold..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 04:15 AM (MkAqo)

769 Yeah, it has been a fairly easy winter here. Not complaining about that!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:19 AM (G7x77)

770 Yesterday was a gorgeous sunshine-y day. Cold, but managaeable. Amazing how that helps everyone's mood.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:20 AM (G7x77)

771 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:23 AM (tT0V4)

772 "Amazing how that helps everyone's mood."
Yes as well as the fuel bill.. Same happening here 40's by the weekend.. only regret is a dirty car all the time from a thawing dirt road..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 04:26 AM (MkAqo)

773 When you wake with a start from a dream of being robbed in front of your neighborhood, it's time to move.

That was an hour ago, and I could still give a description of everything from the two perps to the vehicle they were driving.

I kid about the crime and violence in Baltimore here on the blog.
But I realize it's beginning to effect me.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:26 AM (tT0V4)

774 >>only regret is a dirty car all the time from a thawing dirt road..
Posted by: beanervt

Ah, we have the salty look. Thank goodness for car washes

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:28 AM (G7x77)

775 Just listening to the daily news will get you thinking its just a matter of time.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:29 AM (ZCEU2)

776 "But I realize it's beginning to effect me"
That sucks VIA.. Baltimore joins the rest of the destroyed by demonrats cities.. use to be a historic go to place now more for rats then anything
else..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 04:30 AM (MkAqo)

777 Looks like colder today and tomorrow in the 30s then 50 again Saturday.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:31 AM (ZCEU2)

778 VIA, i read your comments later in the mornings, it remindz me of the daily news out of Milwaukee.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:32 AM (G7x77)

779 I forget about mentioning every morning but then on way to work still see Christmas lights on, and about 2 weeks ago saw a Christmas tree lit up.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:33 AM (ZCEU2)

780 *reminds

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:34 AM (G7x77)

781 "Just listening to the daily news will get you thinking its just a matter of time."

Yep.

Unfortunately, with the blog being publicly accessible, I can only state a general knowledge that stately VIA Manor is in the general Baltimore area,.

Which prevents me from identifying just exactly how close some of these criminal events taking place are to our actual residence.

Suffice to say...they are close.

Like same neighborhood close.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:35 AM (tT0V4)

782 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:26 AM (tT0V4)

Skilled Village Idiots are always in demand. Baltimore? has a current surplus. One of favorite sayings, and I've done it, is -- "The most powerful vote you can make is with your feet."

Also, this hit my funny bone:

Democrat Debate Recap: Crabs in a Bucket (Ricochet)

Good description, if you've ever actually caught a bucket of live crabs.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 04:36 AM (Jdw1U)

783 >>and about 2 weeks ago saw a Christmas tree lit up.
Posted by: Skip

My neighbor still has his tree up. The Mrs. died unexpectedly 2 days after Christmas, 2018. She used to keep the tree up 'til her birthday in early Feb. (Not a real tree, obviously.) He hasn't taken it down yet. Sad, but sweet.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:37 AM (G7x77)

784 *my* favorite sayings... dammit.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 04:38 AM (Jdw1U)

785 "One of favorite sayings, and I've done it, is -- "The most powerful vote you can make is with your feet."


Good Lord willing, we close on the house outside of Charleston in about three weeks.

Yuripzi Morgan, a talk show host here on WBAL was in Annapolis listening to the screeching about the life and death emergency of needing to shit multiple billions of dollars to fund the latest State education boondoggle.

And while watching thee clown show, she suddenly began receiving cell phone push alerts about a shooting in the city.

And kept getting more and more of them, to the point that she thought the system had began repeating itself.

It wasn't.

Six people shot in multiple locations.

In under 90 minutes.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:43 AM (tT0V4)

786 And somehow again got demoted to a all6 comment yesterday , I and positive I didn't get it outright the first time.
2nd time this week.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:43 AM (ZCEU2)

787 So, perusing the usual sites on the internet this morning...


Mini-Mike seems to have under-performed last night?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:45 AM (tT0V4)

788 Skip, throw some salt over your shoulder,...just in case!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:45 AM (G7x77)

789 Mini-Mike seems to have under-performed last night?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:45 AM (tT0V4)


He came up short.

Posted by: RickZ at February 20, 2020 04:46 AM (Y8PSl)

790 *my* favorite sayings... dammit.

Mine is she's still not President....

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 04:47 AM (MkAqo)

791 I was going to ask, 'who won the dem debate?' but I'm guessing the answer is Trump

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:47 AM (G7x77)

792 A young man escapes the horrors of war in Syria, and seeks to build a life in Baltimore.....


It didn't end well.


https://cbsloc.al/2V7QqQ0

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:49 AM (tT0V4)

793 "He came up short."


That's what she said..

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:50 AM (tT0V4)

794 Read a few debate wrap ups, Bernie maybe but they all looked liked the Socalists they are.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:50 AM (ZCEU2)

795 787 VIA sez

Good Lord willing, we close on the house outside of Charleston in about three weeks.

Excellent news. It's a lot of work and hassle, but worth it. The prospects for the Baltimore area are grim.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 04:51 AM (Jdw1U)

796 What did the Oriental ask midget mike??
Y U sew Tai Nee.

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 04:54 AM (MkAqo)

797
That's the beauty part about a radical totalitarian like Bernie Sanders being in this race -- he forces all the other candidates to try to out-leftist each other.

The D candidates are now tasked with the unusual task of attempting to politically triangulate voters withing their own party.

They all must now do the delicate dance of appealing to the "normal" leftists in the Democrat party without alienating the totalitarian leftists in the Democrat party.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 04:54 AM (P1T9n)

798
Mini-Mike seems to have under-performed last night?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:45 AM (tT0V4)


Even a CNN panel called him the big loser.

I was going to ask, 'who won the dem debate?' but I'm guessing the answer is Trump

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 04:47 AM (G7x77)


That's what she said. Ronna McDaniel, that is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 04:55 AM (Jdw1U)

799 Sultan Kanish early this week had a article on how the JRR Tolkien family is giving funds to Muslum immigration and basically inviteing Orks into the Shire

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 04:58 AM (ZCEU2)

800 One of the great things about commentary on a politically astute (and smart military) blog is that most of the lurkers and commenters are well aware of most of the players. Like Ronna.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 04:59 AM (Jdw1U)

801 I read that too, Skip. It makes me angry and sad. I think JRR Tolkien would be as well

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:01 AM (G7x77)

802
sup peeps

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 20, 2020 05:03 AM (Fc+Gg)

803 Without any big news or major changes President Trump should easily win reelection.

One thing maybe if it becomes a world wide epidemic is this Kung Flu, lots of Chinese based companies are shutting down.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 05:03 AM (ZCEU2)

804 Ronna. Isnt she related to Mitt?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:03 AM (G7x77)

805 So, perusing the usual sites on the internet this morning...





Mini-Mike seems to have under-performed last night?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 04:45 AM (tT0V4)

Let's put it this way. The others were all out to get him, and they certainly went after him and landed a bunch of hits. On the other hand, he pretty much called Sanders a commie, had to defend the concept of capitalism, and made clear he was the only person of the six there who had ever started a business. Considering 3 of the candidates on stage are professional politicians (sorry, Pete, I don't count being a junior associate at McKinsey as being real private sector experience), 1 was in law academia before being elected, and the other served at 2 law firms before becoming a prosecutor and then being elected, he's right.

As for the others, Pete and Amy were competing for the "sensible moderate" title, except when they went after each other.
Pete is like Justin Trudeau but with the smug factor cranked up higher.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 05:06 AM (nRNOc)

806 >> Global Culture-Influencing Music Star Justin Bieber: Jesus 'Found Me in My Dirt and Pulled Me Out' << (Redstate)

Interesting. I'm still not a Belieber. Note -- That's a term Justin has used to describe his followers/fans.

But he has clearly been heading for a major crash, usually of the Death variety, for years. I wish him well.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:08 AM (Jdw1U)

807 Hi Vendette.


Sounds about right.


So did ANY candidate last night appear to be 'Presidential', with a plan to improve our countries security and economy?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:09 AM (tT0V4)

808 Ronna. Isnt she related to Mitt?

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:03 AM (G7x77)


She's his niece, iirc.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:10 AM (Jdw1U)

809 >>Ronna. Isnt she related to Mitt?
Posted by: My life is insanity

Well if she is, at least her twitter feed seems to be pro Trump.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:10 AM (G7x77)

810 Ronna. Isnt she related to Mitt?


Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:03 AM (G7x77)

His niece. When he voted guilty on the first impeachment charge she was quick to tweet that she had disagreed with him before and she disagreed with him again.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 05:11 AM (nRNOc)

811

Christ Almighty.

The new awful iteration of Star Trek Picard brought in the Borg girl, 7 Of 9, for an appearance JUST TO TELL US SHE'S A DYKE NOW.

Because that's important.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 05:11 AM (P1T9n)

812 Coffee's finally done. Pot is going to get cleaned today!

I'm out, stay warm, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:11 AM (G7x77)

813 My life is insanity at February 20, 2020 05:03 AM (G7x77)

That's a big G-spot. Your hash, that is.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:14 AM (Jdw1U)

814 So did ANY candidate last night appear to be 'Presidential', with a plan to improve our countries security and economy?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:09 AM (tT0V4)

Given that I know what you mean by "improving", nope.

Posted by: Vendette at February 20, 2020 05:14 AM (nRNOc)

815 I'm just hoping for starters Crazy 5th place Joe stays in 5th place Saturday.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

816 "Given that I know what you mean by "improving", nope."


Seems pretty obvious that except for Bernie calling for a revolution, nobody has a platform for anything beyond 'I'm the only one who can defeat Trump'.

The underwear gnome business model, writ large.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:19 AM (tT0V4)

817 I will find it to be the funniest day when Biden calls it and bails out.

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 05:24 AM (ZCEU2)

818 Prediction March 5, 10am

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 05:25 AM (ZCEU2)

819 good morning all
so I hear MiniMike got buttsexed on live TV last night
sorry I missed that

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 05:29 AM (iTXRQ)

820 townhall.com/ democratic presidential candidates get ready to rumble in las-vegas debate

Prager usually plays clips on his show the day after

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 05:30 AM (ZCEU2)

821
"Given that I know what you mean by "improving", nope."

It's not "improving" that lot want's to accomplish, it's still transforming.. (into a 3rd world shithole)

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:30 AM (MkAqo)

822 Somebody told me that Lizzy is a fierce warrior.

Apparently, it's in her blood.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:31 AM (tT0V4)

823 And the children of all those invalid marriages?
Bastards!

Posted by: JAS at February 20, 2020 05:33 AM (2BZBZ)

824 Another short road to go today, hopefully no reason to stay late or go anywhere else.
Have fun

Posted by: Skip at February 20, 2020 05:33 AM (ZCEU2)

825 Ongoing armed stand-off at Sandy-Eggo hospital?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:33 AM (tT0V4)

826 "
Another short road to go today"

So one could say a bloomburg road???

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:36 AM (MkAqo)

827 813

Christ Almighty.

The new awful iteration of Star Trek Picard brought in the Borg girl, 7 Of 9, for an appearance JUST TO TELL US SHE'S A DYKE NOW.

Because that's important.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 20, 2020 05:11 AM

TV is a visual medium, This kind of thing should not be done by exposition, but shown as a natural part of life. Perhaps while taking a shower with one more other lesbian former Borg, as they explore their newly reclaimed humanity. It could be powerful television if handled correctly.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 20, 2020 05:38 AM (Wm5SB)

828 "It could be powerful television if handled correctly.
"


Go on ..........

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:40 AM (tT0V4)

829 " It could be powerful television if handled correctly."

With lot's of those shower scenes....she did always appear a little dykey but had a smoking bod....of course those borg are always such perfectionist..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:42 AM (MkAqo)

830 Might as well make the best of it.

*puts on dress*

Let me use your daughter's bafroom.

Posted by: Terrion Pouncy at February 20, 2020 05:42 AM (ldmQR)

831 >>They all must now do the delicate dance of appealing to the "normal"
leftists in the Democrat party without alienating the totalitarian
leftists in the Democrat party.

Except they refuse to budge at all on things like abortion (through delivery, free!), immigration (open borders/immigrants are more important than citizens!, college tuition (free! loan forgiveness!), Iran. It's a dance around honesty/disclosure, not ideas.

The difference between Bernie's open socialism and Pete's alleged "moderate" stances is mostly a willingness to say out loud what the plan is.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 20, 2020 05:42 AM (bDqIh)

832 Trump finally has a true ally in government in Grennell. Screw this Barr shit. Grennell will fight for Trump, which means America, not the precious "institution."

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:43 AM (msBGU)

833 So did ANY candidate last night appear to be 'Presidential', with a plan to improve our countries security and economy?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:09 AM (tT0V4)

Trump.

The Panderers were entertaining, but utterly unqualified to hold power over any human being.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 05:44 AM (lhUp5)

834 And more amusing stuff on the debate was from James Woods' twitter feed:

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 05:45 AM (WI7YS)

835 a suggestion for burnee at the next debate give Minimike a
yo yo right of the bat to get him frustrated then hit him with the billionaires are bad...or hide his box so he can't see over the podium....

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:45 AM (MkAqo)

836 So in a concern for ex-offenders being stigmatized by their prior choices in life, and making it difficult to find gainful employment, Baltimore wants to make it an offense for prospective employers to ask about prior convictions.

In the universe of unintended consequences, employers now seem reluctant to hire any minority males, in an effort to not unknowingly hire someone with a criminal record.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:45 AM (tT0V4)

837 The biggest reason I think Bloomie was hurt last night - he just showed all the Dems that Trump will wipe the floor with him in any debate this fall. If Lizzie Warren can rip him to shreds, Trump will destroy him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 20, 2020 05:46 AM (V2Yro)

838 "
Trump finally has a true ally in government in Grennell."

He should also bring on Blogivich who's ready for some payback on dems and sweet on the Donald..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:49 AM (MkAqo)

839 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 05:45 AM (WI7YS)

Fen, go to RedState and read the piece on Justin Bieber.

It will uplift you.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:51 AM (Jdw1U)

840 837 a suggestion for burnee at the next debate give Minimike a
yo yo right of the bat to get him frustrated then hit him with the billionaires are bad...or hide his box so he can't see over the podium....
Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:45 AM (MkAqo)

While Bloomberg bangs away at how awesome it is that America's most famous socialist is a millionaire with three houses. Bernie did not like that at all. So you pick at it until he collapses.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 05:51 AM (lhUp5)

841 813

Christ Almighty.

The new awful iteration of Star Trek Picard brought in the Borg girl, 7 Of 9, for an appearance JUST TO TELL US SHE'S A DYKE NOW.

Because that's important.
Posted by: Soothsayer



One of the writers is reading erotic fan fiction, bless there hearts.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 20, 2020 05:53 AM (5J6nS)

842 "Justice dictates that we continue going through questionable cases and clearing people convicted solely on the word of a police officer we can no longer trust," Harris County District Attorney Kim Ogg

What is really appalling is how long it took for these scumbag cops to be brought up on charges! Murder, no less, of innocent people. Hang 'em high in the middle of town!

Posted by: Kitty at February 20, 2020 05:53 AM (NLEnr)

843 There was a huge family reunion. The patriarch of the family tinkles his class with a knife to get everyone's attention. He says "I have an announcement to make."
"Lizzy and I were never legally married."
Silence. You could hear a pin drop.
From the far end of the table an adolescent voice is heard.
"Will one of you bastards pass the salt?"

Posted by: JAS at February 20, 2020 05:57 AM (2BZBZ)

844 "America's most famous socialist is a millionaire with three houses."

Well ya, he has to keep up appearances..You think Maduro or Castro
only have one house??? burnee has standards even though his

balloon brush hair doo and ruffled cloths don't show it...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:57 AM (MkAqo)

845 He should also bring on Blogivich who's ready for some payback on dems and sweet on the Donald..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:49 AM (MkAqo)


This is a really bad idea. This a scorpion-frog situation. I'm glad he's currently touting The Donald, but... NO.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:58 AM (Jdw1U)

846 How does an avowed, lifelong Socialist amass that much wealth?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 05:59 AM (tT0V4)

847 Good Lord willing, we close on the house outside of Charleston in about three weeks.

Excellent news. It's a lot of work and hassle, but worth it. The prospects for the Baltimore area are grim.
Posted by: GnuBreed

I hope to follow you soon

Posted by: Jean at February 20, 2020 05:59 AM (B7KlG)

848 Well ya, he has to keep up appearances..You think Maduro or Castro
only have one house??? burnee has standards even though his

balloon brush hair doo and ruffled cloths don't show it...
Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 05:57 AM (MkAqo)

He had his head down and turned sideways when he responded to that. He knows he's a fraud.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 06:00 AM (lhUp5)

849 The local news is showing video from the debate.


Oddly enough, all the candidates seem to be the same height.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:01 AM (tT0V4)

850 "I'm glad he's currently touting The Donald, but... NO."

Yes Gnu I agree but just think of the leftist splodin heads fall out...
It would be fantastic...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:01 AM (MkAqo)

851 787
Good Lord willing, we close on the house outside of Charleston in about three weeks.

Look up The Berry Patch when you get there and get a shrimp and steak omelet for breakfast. You'll thank me later.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 06:04 AM (lhUp5)

852 "Look up The Berry Patch when you get there and get a shrimp and steak omelet for breakfast. You'll thank me later."

Will do.

Thanks.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:05 AM (tT0V4)

853 "lifelong Socialist amass that much wealth?"

40 sumthing years on the gooberment payroll as a worthless Represenitiveand then Senator.. plus selling his Commie for Dummies books probably bought up by sorass...(also the hitlery payoff from last election cycle)

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:05 AM (MkAqo)

854 "He had his head down and turned sideways"

That's the part of communism he don't have down...

While he has the pissed off look all the time down he does get riled when he's challenged...a good commie tyrant should show no remorse what so ever..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:09 AM (MkAqo)

855 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 06:16 AM (sNYFR)

856 Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:51 AM (Jdw1U)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 06:16 AM (WI7YS)

857 How does an avowed, lifelong Socialist amass that much wealth?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



The same way they all do. On the backs of the masses.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 06:18 AM (sNYFR)

858 Mazel tov VIA. I'm a little envious.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 20, 2020 06:20 AM (EZebt)

859 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

860 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

861 >How does an avowed, lifelong Socialist amass that much wealth?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice


send SSAE and $5 to...

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 06:22 AM (iTXRQ)

862 Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 05:51 AM (Jdw1U)

Sorry GnuBreed. My computer is doing the spinning blue circle of silence thing. What I had wanted to say was "Thanks very much. That was kind of you.
I listened to ten minutes and will listen to some more later," Uplifting is good!l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 06:22 AM (WI7YS)

863 hiya

Posted by: JT at February 20, 2020 06:23 AM (arJlL)

864 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:23 AM (tT0V4)

865 also good on you VIA for getting out of Charm City. I'm from the east coast and know B'more. There's the part they show you on TV when the Ravens are playing, and then there's the rest of the city, which they don't

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 06:24 AM (iTXRQ)

866 While Bloomberg bangs away at how awesome it is that America's most famous socialist is a millionaire with three houses. Bernie did not like that at all. So you pick at it until he collapses.
Posted by: jsg


Bernie should just reply, "all of us here are socialists, Mr. Billionaire!"

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 06:26 AM (MjyI6)

867 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Baltimore, proof that the third world lives in America.

We have traveled far from pragmatism to a strange religion of failure.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

868 So you pick at it until he collapses.
Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 05:51 AM (lhUp5)

That won't be too difficult.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:28 AM (H8QX8)

869 Bernie should just reply, "all of us here are socialists, Mr. Billionaire!"


*Golf clap*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:28 AM (tT0V4)

870 "Baltimore, proof that the third world lives in America."

or any city under dem control for the last 20 yrs..It's amazing with all that living proof of incompetence people still vote for D's...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:29 AM (MkAqo)

871 That is an impressive amount of content. And the last jpg is so charming. I'd give him an A+ as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

872 >.It's amazing with all that living proof of incompetence people still vote for D's...
Posted by: beanervt


they keep pecking at that voting button, waiting for the next food pellet

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 20, 2020 06:32 AM (iTXRQ)

873 Every debate the Democrats have, Trump's Electoral Wall gets 20 EVs higher.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 06:33 AM (oVJmc)

874 ".It's amazing with all that living proof of incompetence people still vote for D's..."

Some folk will wear the chains of Government bondage gladly, in exchange for the security of government housing, food, healthcare and free lunches.

It's not really freedom, but, they like it.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:33 AM (tT0V4)

875 It's not really freedom, but, they like it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Eh, could be worse.

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

876 beanervt

We are the new heretics, or for Zero Hedge commenters, the new Jews.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

877 Morning.
I didn't watch the debates, but I read this here site for all of my debate entertainment.

What a hoot!

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

878 Just heard microMikey is seeking advice from Eddie Albert and Mr Haney on repairing his "Farmers" fallout...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:37 AM (MkAqo)

879 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Slaves in all but the name. Dem policy is getting better at covering up what it does.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:37 AM (u82oZ)

880 Cute animal photo and story of the day:

https://tinyurl.com/ttk55g6

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 06:38 AM (WI7YS)

881 Didn't watch much of the debate but did see the closing statements.Warren had the look of an ax murderer. New nick name should be Lizzie Borden.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 06:38 AM (MxEKc)

882 "We are the new heretics,"

Dam straight NaCly Dog...

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:39 AM (MkAqo)

883 Now for more of the latest.

"Lunch Shaming"

The act of school cafeterias not giving a student a lunch, if they are unable to pay for it, and their parents/guardians are sufficiently delinquent in payment of past lunch debts.

It's a thing.
Trust me.

My solution would be to give the kid the food.
And report the parents to local CPS for failure to provide for their child.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:39 AM (tT0V4)

884 Now for more of the latest.

"Lunch Shaming"

The act of school cafeterias not giving a student a lunch, if they are unable to pay for it, and their parents/guardians are sufficiently delinquent in payment of past lunch debts.

It's a thing.
Trust me.

My solution would be to give the kid the food.
And report the parents to local CPS for failure to provide for their child.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice



I've paid school/property taxes for 29 years and don't have kids.

Feed the kid out of what I pay.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 06:41 AM (MjyI6)

885 "The act of school cafeterias not giving a student a lunch, if they are
unable to pay for it, and their parents/guardians are sufficiently
delinquent in payment of past lunch debts.
"

I'm shocked to hear there are any kids who's parent actually pay for their kids lunches, except for a few suckers like me. The public school we abandoned had at least 90% on the dole.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 06:42 AM (MxEKc)

886 We are the new heretics, or for Zero Hedge commenters, the new Jews.
Posted by: NaCly Dog



Mazel Tov!

Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 06:43 AM (MjyI6)

887 "they keep pecking at that voting button, waiting for the next food pellet

Posted by: DB"
Aha that's why the left is so into socialism... the Pavlov effect..

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:43 AM (MkAqo)

888 Bernie should just reply, "all of us here are socialists, Mr. Billionaire!"
Posted by: rickb223 at February 20, 2020 06:26 AM (MjyI6)

Bing bang boom. Bloomie dropped the commie label on Mr. 3 Homes, which Bernie called a cheap shot.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 06:43 AM (lhUp5)

889
Good morning, Hordians

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 20, 2020 06:44 AM (kWYrU)

890 Have a great day, everyone.

I plan to laugh at anyone who saw the debates and thinks the Dems can beat GEOTUS. I didn't watch, but the debate threads were so much fun. Wheeee.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 20, 2020 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

891 Morning all

I saw 30 seconds of last nights debate. what a farce.

Comrade Stalin would have been proud

Farmer Mike is toast

Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 20, 2020 06:46 AM (nRk/c)

892 You don't have to use brain power

At dumbfarmersonly.com

Posted by: Tiny Montana at February 20, 2020 06:47 AM (lhUp5)

893 "I'm shocked to hear there are any kids who's parent actually pay for their kids lunches, except for a few suckers like me. The public school we abandoned had at least 90% on the dole."

One of our counties just addressed the issue of unfair concentrations of Free and Reduced Lunch (FRLP) students at some schools.

So they now have forced bussing, in order to take some of them to schools with a lower population of FRLP students.

And in order to reduce overcrowding in those schools, they are bussing non FRLP students to the school that the original FRLP came from.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:47 AM (tT0V4)

894 Beautiful pictures of nature:

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 06:47 AM (WI7YS)

895 Farmer Mike is going to need a bigger hoe with an NDA!

Posted by: Tentotwo at February 20, 2020 06:48 AM (yhf6w)

896 The Mike Will Get It Done NDA Joke Contract.

Next Dave Chappelle.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 06:49 AM (lhUp5)

897 Anywho, Thank you Lord for another day.

And all of the free ads for Trump last night.

Posted by: jsg at February 20, 2020 06:52 AM (lhUp5)

898 "You don't have to use brain power


At dumbfarmersonly.com"

Is that a subsidiary of Green Acres farms???

Posted by: beanervt at February 20, 2020 06:52 AM (MkAqo)

899 wow it is already Thrusday

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 06:54 AM (JFO2v)

900 895 "I'm shocked to hear there are any kids who's parent actually pay for their kids lunches, except for a few suckers like me. The public school we abandoned had at least 90% on the dole."

One of our counties just addressed the issue of unfair concentrations of Free and Reduced Lunch (FRLP) students at some schools.

So they now have forced bussing, in order to take some of them to schools with a lower population of FRLP students.

And in order to reduce overcrowding in those schools, they are bussing non FRLP students to the school that the original FRLP came from.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:47 AM (tT0V4)

There is a school district north of Houston that somehow got a grant to have free lunches for everyone. And they advertise it like it is a great idea.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)

901 And reposting this again because it made me laugh:

Warren says, "He calls women ' sap broads and horse faced lesbians', like a character in a 1940's gangster movie."

Lloyd Billingsley-FrontPage magazine

Please note : I am not endorsing name calling of lesbians or anyone else. It's just that the 40's movie reference is funny.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 06:56 AM (WI7YS)

902 Democrats not promising same-day Nevada caucus results after Iowa fiasco

translation GOAT FUCK

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

903 Sanders really needs to be the Dem nominee. He says what he thinks, socialism+, which is what the Dems and half this country supposedly want. I want to see him up on stage against Trump. Lets have this thing out now.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 06:58 AM (MxEKc)

904 One thing I find interesting: how many other republicans (or even democrats really) have held rallies all the time. As you get closer to election day, it is a common occurrence, but how many are holding rallies two years into their term?

Kind of takes the permanent campaign to new levels, but at the same time it keeps people whipped for your agenda.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 06:58 AM (XyVor)

905 I think the best part about last night is that there is no way in hell Bloomberg takes the right lesson from it. He's gonna double down and go after them tooth and nail.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 06:58 AM (oVJmc)

906 "There is a school district north of Houston that somehow got a grant to have free lunches for everyone."

If the lunches are truly free, why do they need a grant?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:58 AM (tT0V4)

907 904 Democrats not promising same-day Nevada caucus results after Iowa fiasco

translation GOAT FUCK
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)

And by GOAT, he means Bernie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 06:59 AM (XyVor)

908 "Please note : I am not endorsing name calling of lesbians or anyone else. "

I'm still gonna call him Mini-Mike.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:59 AM (tT0V4)

909 903 And reposting this again because it made me laugh:

Warren says, "He calls women ' sap broads and horse faced lesbians', like a character in a 1940's gangster movie."

Lloyd Billingsley-FrontPage magazine

Please note : I am not endorsing name calling of lesbians or anyone else. It's just that the 40's movie reference is funny.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 06:56 AM (WI7YS)

I thought horse face was reserved for Sarah Jessica Parker.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 07:00 AM (JFO2v)

910 If the lunches are truly free, why do they need a grant?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Well, because...

Wait, you're trying to trick me!

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:00 AM (vd8XM)

911
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 20, 2020 07:00 AM (hx3Q8)

912 908 "There is a school district north of Houston that somehow got a grant to have free lunches for everyone."

If the lunches are truly free, why do they need a grant?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:58 AM (tT0V4)

Government Rations does sound better.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

913 Bernie's trying to figure out if he's allowed to run for president and have himself as vice president

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:02 AM (vd8XM)

914 Government Rations does sound better.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 07:01 AM (JFO2v)

Old surplus rations from Korea would probably be tastier.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 07:02 AM (XyVor)

915 Some folk will wear the chains of Government bondage gladly, in exchange for the security of government housing, food, healthcare and free lunches.

It's not really freedom, but, they like it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:33 AM (tT0V4)

I was watching documentary on Washington and the ragged beaten-down contingent that marched through the winter night with him to Trenton to seize the Hessian garrison, some of the men with no shoes, all driven by the cause of freedom.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:02 AM (H8QX8)

916 Warren says, "He calls women ' sap broads and horse faced lesbians', like a character in a 1940's gangster movie."


He should have responded, "so what's your point?"

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:03 AM (H8QX8)

917 Is the DNC human resources department going to gather all of the candidates in a room and have them, one at a time, say 2 things they like about each other?

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

918 Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:59 AM (tT0V4)

Everybody is free to call him whatever they like
I am actually probably calling him names by saying he's "dour".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 07:04 AM (WI7YS)

919
Kind of takes the permanent campaign to new levels, but at the same time it keeps people whipped for your agenda.


Trump's rallies are a way for Trump supporters to see that they aren't the only ones, despite what the media tells them.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 07:04 AM (oVJmc)

920 I didn't watch the debates, but I read this here site for all of my debate entertainment.

What a hoot!
Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 06:36 AM (vd8XM)

Agreed. I'm not watching one second of those sick freaks.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:04 AM (H8QX8)

921 Baltimore's Mayor has just said that part of Baltimore's crime and violence problem is because State Corrections Facilities are not preparing soon to be released prisoners for the work force.

Somebody texted in the following question: Isn't that the responsibilitiy of Baltimore's public schools?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:05 AM (tT0V4)

922 918 Warren says, "He calls women ' sap broads and horse faced lesbians', like a character in a 1940's gangster movie."


He should have responded, "so what's your point?"
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:03 AM (H8QX

Look, Doll, don't worry your pretty little head about it- the men are talking. Except for the Nancy boy over there.
-Bloomberg of the mind

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 07:05 AM (XyVor)

923 Trump's rallies are a way for Trump supporters to see that they aren't the only ones, despite what the media tells them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Plus a way to get people to the polls for the reps in their district to maybe turn the House back

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:05 AM (vd8XM)

924 VIA, did you hear about the latest legislation to address "lunch shaming?" I cussed a blue streak when I saw it on news last night. There is no reason for a kid not to have a hot lunch with all of the programs already available. It the parents are too dang lazy to apply for them, they can brown bag it. If you run up a bill and never pay it, you get your service cut off. If your kid is shamed by that, too bad. Pay your damn bill or stop going through the lunch line. I have zero sympathy for repeat offenders. By the way, I worked in a school cafeteria.

Posted by: no good deed at February 20, 2020 07:06 AM (MmFTx)

925 908 "There is a school district north of Houston that somehow got a grant to have free lunches for everyone."

VIA, here in south MS the local HS has free lunches (and breakfast) for everyone; during the summer, the free lunches continue for those dropping by.

Even parent meals are subsidized, but not totes free. Yet.

*shrugs* Thanks for the free dollars, America. I guess.

Fenelon PS -- You're welcome.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 07:06 AM (Jdw1U)

926 Trump's rallies are a way for Trump supporters to see that they aren't the only ones, despite what the media tells them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 07:04 AM (oVJmc)

I agree. I am not saying it is a bad thing, just something I was thinking about and wondering.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 07:07 AM (XyVor)

927 917 Some folk will wear the chains of Government bondage gladly, in exchange for the security of government housing, food, healthcare and free lunches.

It's not really freedom, but, they like it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 06:33 AM (tT0V4)

I was watching documentary on Washington and the ragged beaten-down contingent that marched through the winter night with him to Trenton to seize the Hessian garrison, some of the men with no shoes, all driven by the cause of freedom.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:02 AM (H8QX

I was reading about women having to get out in their pajamas with hair in curlers to get their obamaphones and EBT cards.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 07:07 AM (JFO2v)

928 Somebody texted in the following question: Isn't that the responsibilitiy of Baltimore's public schools?


Well, attendance at the State Correctional Facilities is probably better.

Posted by: no good deed at February 20, 2020 07:07 AM (MmFTx)

929 Buttplug is an arrogant little POS isn't she?

Posted by: Farmer Mike at February 20, 2020 07:08 AM (nRk/c)

930 Trump's rallies are a way for Trump supporters to see that they aren't the only ones, despite what the media tells them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

I didn't want Trump! initially, and then I saw him campaigning in a different state, every day before the election. I could not believe, and still can't, the energy he has.

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:08 AM (vd8XM)

931 Trump rallies are Fireside Chats on cocaine.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 20, 2020 07:08 AM (MMC4G)

932 mornin yall. The best thing to come out of the debate is that Joe is the reasonable candidate.

Posted by: f'd at February 20, 2020 07:08 AM (Tnijr)

933 I was reading about women having to get out in their pajamas with hair in curlers to get their obamaphones and EBT cards.
Posted by: rhennigantx

It's even harder for them when it comes time for a voter ID.

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:09 AM (vd8XM)

934 919 Is the DNC human resources department going to gather all of the candidates in a room and have them, one at a time, say 2 things they like about each other?
Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)

Liawatha uses all parts of the buffalo and her teepee smells of wild berries.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 20, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

935 Le NOOD!!!!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 20, 2020 07:10 AM (tT0V4)

936 This one made me laugh. There is a click bait thing on Instapundit:

'How to empty your bowels every morning- Top Surgeon explains how!'

I have never needed instruction in that area.

I guess my parents did all the dirty work, so to speak.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at February 20, 2020 07:10 AM (XyVor)

937 Liawatha uses all parts of the buffalo and her teepee smells of wild berries.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Bootygigs breath doesn't smell as much like penis as I thought it would

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

938 "You sound like a 1940's gangster film" would have been a good retort to Warren. He's not quick on his feet with retorts like Trump is.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 07:11 AM (WI7YS)

939 did you hear about the latest legislation to address "lunch shaming?"


I'm tired of this Shame Shaming.

Shame serves a positive purpose. Anybody shaming it is trying to support societally-detrimental behavior.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 20, 2020 07:11 AM (oVJmc)

940 Is the DNC human resources department going to
gather all of the candidates in a room and have them, one at a time, say
2 things they like about each other?

Posted by: Bruce at February 20, 2020 07:03 AM (vd8XM)



Liawatha uses all parts of the buffalo and her teepee smells of wild berries.

Posted by: rhennigantx
Bootygig is one of the good Christians. And loves all the children, especially boys.

Posted by: Ripley at February 20, 2020 07:13 AM (MxEKc)

941 Trump's rallies are a way for Trump supporters to see that they aren't the only ones, despite what the media tells them.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles


They are multipurpose. It's a way besides social media to get his word out, it's an affirmation, and Brad Parscale constantly touts the data gathering portion of the attendees.

For example, for the AZ rally they got 30k voters attending, including 26% that didn't vote in 2016, and 18% Dems attending.

The tickets may be free, but the data harvest happens.

Posted by: GnuBreed at February 20, 2020 07:14 AM (Jdw1U)

942 And in order to reduce overcrowding in those schools, they are bussing non FRLP students to the school that the original FRLP came from.



Of course, they never addressed what the specific education goals this programs is supposed to address because it doesn't. It is purely a social justice maneuver to move lower income students into different schools. It doesn't say how much money the program will pull from education to pay for the busing. It supposed to be magically paid for by casino revenue. They had an emergency meeting the other day to discuss the busing of private school students. The district wants to do away with it. A bunch of parents were notified by the local private schools to contact the board because we pay the taxes for the services too. We just don't use the public school. They were able to show how much strain it would put on the schools if all of the private school students suddenly enrolled in public school, and miraculously, they decided to continue the service.

Posted by: no good deed at February 20, 2020 07:14 AM (MmFTx)

943 I think we should give them all gangster films names since they want to rob everybody blind:

Mini Mike Bloomberg
Pete the cheat Buttigieg
Bumbling Biden
Scolding Squaw Warren

I'm sure Aetius and MPPP could come up with better ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 20, 2020 07:24 AM (WI7YS)

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