Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (2/18/20)

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The Quotes of The Day


Quote I

The much-discussed “intersectionality” is a construct, a myth. The history of ideological extremism is instead a war of all factions against one another. Victor Davis Hanson

Quote II

Bill Barr’s America is not a place that anyone, including Trump voters, should want to go. It is a banana republic where all are subject to the whims of a dictatorial president and his henchmen. To prevent that, we need a public uprising demanding that Bill Barr resign immediately, or failing that, be impeached.DONALD AYER served as United States Attorney and Principal Deputy Solicitor General in the Reagan administration and as Deputy Attorney General under George H.W. Bush.


LOLGF

Quote III

“Mark Zuckerberg should stop obfuscating the facts by piously arguing for government regulation,”George Soros

Quote IV

“It means I don’t have to go and buy iffy dope. I have a clean supply. I don’t have to deal with other people so much. You’re treated like an adult, not some kind of demonic dope fiend. We’re just people with mental health issues.” Don Durban, a social worker from Vancouver

Quote V

AI can already demonstrably outperform humans,” he’s said before, according to a talk he gave last year in London. And “it’s one thing to create a product, but it’s another thing to have an entire generation transformed by this technology.” Tom Gruber co-inventor of SIRI

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Thank God Sen. Dickhead Durbin (D-IL) has double standards. Otherwise he would have no standards at all.

Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) is criticizing President Donald Trump for commuting the prison sentence of former Illinois governor Rod Blagojevich, despite having previously supported such a move himself.

Durbin, who serves as his party’s minority whip in the Senate, released a statement opposing Blagojevich’s commutation shortly after the White House announced Trump’s decision on the matter.

“Former governor Blagojevich betrayed the people of Illinois and engaged in a pattern of corrupt behavior for which he was held accountable and which cost him more than seven years of freedom,” Durbin said, before calling on lawmakers in Illinois and Washington, D.C. to “establish stricter ethics requirements, including the full detailed disclosure of income, net worth, and income tax returns.”


So Dick, when you went to Washington, D.C. what was your net wealth and what is it now?


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Cheaters welcome. Un-PC tweets not. Screw MLB and f*ck the San Francisco Giants.

He says it’s at least in part because of his politics and being a Trump supporter.

Via Fox News:

The San Francisco Giants decided to snub former first baseman Aubrey Huff from its 2010 World Series-winning team reunion planned for this summer because of his social media posts.

Huff, 43, played for the Giants in 2010 when the team won the World Series. He batted .294 with a home run and four RBI in the series against the Texas Rangers. He was also a part of the 2012 championship team.

“Earlier this month, we reached out to Aubrey Huff to let him know that he will not be included in the upcoming 2010 World Series Championship reunion. Aubrey has made multiple comments on social media that are unacceptable and run counter to the values of our organization,” the Giants said in a statement, according to ESPN. “While we appreciate the many contributions that Aubrey made to the 2010 championship season, we stand by our decision.”


Perhaps it's time to cancel the MLB as well.


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An early entry for Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day. Walmart shopper helps out the cops. Great video. A must see.

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Another day another advance in the medical field. Portable MRI is approved by the FDA.

Magnetic resonance imaging is no longer confined to radiology departments. The U.S. Food and Drug Administration announced Wednesday that it has provided clearance to the “world’s first” bedside MRI system, according to an announcement.

Hyperfine said it will begin shipping its portable, low-field modalities this summer. It’s 510(k) clearance falls on the same day that Yale researchers reported the device can accurately and safely image patient’s brains for stroke. Those preliminary results are set to be presented next week at the American Stroke Association’s International conference in Los Angeles, the group announced.

“We’ve flipped the concept from having to get patients to the MRI to bringing the MRI to the patients,” said Kevin Sheth, MD, senior author and a chief physician at Yale School of Medicine. “This early work suggests our approach is safe and viable in a complex clinical care environment.”


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Twitter the human septic tank. Deranged lefties celebrate NASCAR's Ryan Newman crash.

Some leftists on Twitter reacted to Ryan Newman’s horrific crash at the Daytona 500 in Florida by celebrating the accident because Newman is a Trump supporter.

The NASCAR driver is hospitalized in a serious condition after his car flipped and burst into flames in a 190mph crash. Newman was leading the race when the accident happened.

While most normal people reacted to the crash by expressing concern for Newman’s health, some leftists on Twitter immediately rushed to politicize the tragedy.

“#ryannewman is a huge Trump supporter. Shit like this happens when one supports the anti-Christ. No what I mean?” commented one individual.”


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Black Families Came to Chicago by the Thousands. Why Are They Leaving? Duh, leftist policies.

Hardis White, 78, could hardly wait to break out of suburbia.

He dressed in a flannel shirt, jeans and a Bears cap, strode out of the rectangular bungalow he shares with his wife and daughter and folded his tall frame behind the wheel of his silver Nissan sedan.

Forty minutes away from his suburban neighborhood of Hillside, he arrived in Chicago, on Laporte Avenue, to see what he had come to see: a handsome brick house with white trim, two stories tall, as solid as the first day he saw it in 1967.

For a moment, he gazed at the house. Marvin Gaye played softly on the radio. The grass seemed a little long, he murmured. He put the car back in gear and started back to the suburbs.

“I don’t know why I keep coming back,” he said. “I guess I just miss the neighborhood.”


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California continues to govern to the absurd. California Wants to Exempt LGBT Child Rapists from Sex-Offender Registry

From FreedomProject Media:

Lawmakers in California are working on legislation that would exempt some homosexual and transgender child rapists from the state's sex-offender registry, leaving registration up to the discretion of the individual judge.

And considering the make-up of California's far-left judiciary and the broader state government, it is virtually a certainty that many child-raping homosexuals and transgenders will be left off the list of sex-offenders.

The bill, dubbed “LGBTQ Young People Nondiscrimination in the Sex Offender Registry Act,” is ludicrously being described by proponents as a “civil rights” issue, as if there were a civil right for adult homosexuals to sodomize children.


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Mental health professionals continue to become as cuckoo as their patients.

As far back as 2017, leaders of the American Psychiatric Association (APA) decided it was imperative that the profession should take a stand on climate change. The APA then formally issued a position statement entitled “Mental Health and Climate Change” which endorsed the reality of catastrophic anthropogenic global warming and committed the organization to “support and collaborate with patients, communities, and other health care organizations engaged in efforts to mitigate the adverse health and mental health effects of climate change.” (Claire Zilber, M.D., Psychiatrists’ Role in Addressing Ecological Grief, Psychiatric News, Vol. 54, No. 24, Dec. 20, 2019, (7,15 at 7.)) https://psychnews.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176
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So a mentally defective individual was embarrassed? So f*cking what. The response was completely out of line.

A teenager with Asperger’s was handed a hefty fine and placed under house arrest for asking a trans police support officer, “is it a boy or is it a girl?”
Declan Armstrong, 19, allegedly offended the transgender support officer, Connor Freel, who was reportedly left “upset and embarrassed” by the question.

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Here is a what a busload of illegals looks like..................

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The Boy Scouts of America files for bankruptcy.

The Boy Scouts of America, fighting for survival amid a flood of sexual abuse lawsuits, has filed for bankruptcy protection. The Chapter 11 filing early Tuesday marks the start of what is expected to be one of the most complex bankruptcies in US history, lawyers tell NBC. Changes in statute-of-limitation laws in several states have led to thousands more lawsuits from men who say they were sexually abused as Scouts. The bankruptcy filing will put those lawsuits on hold. The organization said in a statement that Scouting programs "will continue throughout this process and for many years to come," though the AP reports that the organization may have to sell off some of its properties, including campground and hiking trails.


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The ONT Musical Interlude

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Who says compliments don't work?

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Florida. Bowling alley. May-December relationship. With some assembly you get tonight's Genius Award Winner.

FEBRUARY 13--Upon returning home after an evening of boozing at the bowling alley, Rebecca Duarte “wanted to have sexual intercourse” with her boyfriend, Florida police report.

But when Duarte’s beau refused to engage, a “verbal argument began” late Sunday evening. The man told cops that when he went outside the Fort Pierce residence to “get away from Duarte,” she followed him.

According to an arrest affidavit, Duarte, 23, first “punched out the front glass windows with her hand.” She then allegedly approached her boyfriend and began striking him. After pushing Duarte away, the victim told officers, he walked to a neighbor’s house.

A cop reported observing multiple jalousie windows broken “with shattered glass on the floor.” Additionally, Duarte’s 51-year-old boyfriend had lacerations on his face and shoulder, the affidavit states.


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Orchestra Allows Deaf People to ‘Hear’ Beethoven Through Touch – Much Like the Maestro Did Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Zsuzsanna Foldi of Hungary was declared deaf at eight-months-old due to a meningitis infection. Now at age 67, with her hands placed gently on a musician’s double bass while sitting among the performers of the Danubia Symphony Orchestra in Budapest, she’s been able to enjoy Beethoven’s famous 5th Symphony in a way quite similar to the very man who composed it.

“When I sat next to the musician who played the bass today, I started crying,” she told Reuters.

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3D printing technology continues to amaze the world. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

Mashudu Tshifularo and his medical team became the first in the world to cure a 35-year-old patient's deafness by using 3D printing technology.

Tshifularo was able to replace the damaged bones of the patient's ear by recreating the anvil, hammer, stirrup, and ossicles, which make up the inner ear, with similarly-shaped titanium pieces produced on a 3D printer.

The University of Pretoria believes that the procedure "may be the answer to conductive hearing loss, a middle ear problem caused by congenital birth defects, infection, trauma or metabolic diseases.


Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Midwesterners.

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Comments

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1 Oneth again?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:00 PM (HaL55)

2 Puffy-Faced Clouds!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

3 Hey.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 18, 2020 10:00 PM (HuH1F)

4 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at February 18, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

5 Boom!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2020 10:00 PM (gNbAK)

6 Corgis fetched.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (HaL55)

7 Huh.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (HuH1F)

8
In before the riff-raff.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (gNbAK)

9 Top ten WooHoo!

{{{{{Horde}}}}}

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (/UQ/R)

10 Yes, indeed!

Posted by: Miklos vota aqui! at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)

11 8
In before the riff-raff.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (gNbAK)


Hey, I resemble that remark

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:01 PM (aA3+G)

12 Yeah, that's us Midwesterners!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)

13
g'evenin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (JNIEe)

14 ont!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (G546f)

15 Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)


It probably takes you 3 winters to come up with that much snow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

16 I was going to call Ashley Judd puffy but then I got nood.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 10:03 PM (QLPEO)

17 btw I was here at exactly 10 pm.but no ont
at least one minute late
tsk tsk tsk

the hamsters must have the coronavirus

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:03 PM (G546f)

18 MisHum, who are the two lucky ladies with you in that photo?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

19 Beautiful pic Mis Him. Stunning.

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2020 10:04 PM (dUJdY)

20 The only standards Dems have are those that they apply to to conservatives.

Posted by: Guam tipper at February 18, 2020 10:04 PM (FsgBK)

21 nice pics, MisHum !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 18, 2020 10:04 PM (zlgJP)

22 doggeh sleeps blocking the hallway then scrambles up and looks at me reproachfully when I step over him

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f)

23 thanks for destroying my childhood with that yoko shit, mishum. you will pay my friend, soon.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (KP5rU)

24 Awww...midwesterners pretending winter is summer.

That's nice.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (QLPEO)

25 So next Bernie rally will feature boobicuffs? Or fistaboobs?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (sv4d/)

26 Today is Yoko Ono's 87th birthday. If she & I were friends on Facebook, I would post "Many Happy Returns of the Day" on her wall.

Posted by: ALH at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (xUVVX)

27 Aubrey Huff, Medal of Freedom Winner has a nice ring to it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (MMC4G)

28 18 MisHum, who are the two lucky ladies with you in that photo?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)


Not only do Cobs have a great dental plan, we also have groupies. Say hello to Karen & Debra.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

29 Thanks for the ONT.

The Dems really are playing with fire. One of the fundamental things we want from government is to be able to protect our children- and they are starting to fuck with that- IN ORDER NOT TO HURT CHILD MOLESTER'S FEELINGS- OR MORE LIKELY HAMPER THEM FROM BEING ABLE TO MOLEST OTHER KIDS!!!

This is a sad thing to wish for, but we need to have this out. If we don't, 'A Clockwork Orange' is going to be a best case scenario.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (2B9A/)

30 Soros vs. Zuckerberg

It appears there is some sort of trouble at the Bond Villain house.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (JCrfD)

31 It probably takes you 3 winters to come up with that much snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

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Three good winters spread over five years I'll have you know my good man!

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (Y4EXg)

32 ONT.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:07 PM (axyOa)

33 former US Attorney Don Ayer is a Deep Stater all around.

No, make that a back-stabbing, lying, paid off, horsefuching Deep Stater.

No, wait.

With his Deep State neighbors, Deep State former co-workers, and Deep State kids. And Deep State pets and Deep State schools his kids learned from.

Sorry for the mistake.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:07 PM (sy5kK)

34

Half of what I say is meaningless
But I say it just to be a
Mooorrr-ron

Mooorrr-ron

hello

Posted by: mindful webworker
no relation
at February 18, 2020 10:07 PM (EUw/L)

35 Not only do Cobs have a great dental plan, we also have groupies. Say hello to Karen & Debra.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (aA3+G)

Selective Misanthropy is a wonderful thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:07 PM (2B9A/)

36 23 thanks for destroying my childhood with that yoko shit, mishum. you will pay my friend, soon.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (KP5rU)


Compliments my friend. Compliments

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:08 PM (aA3+G)

37 22 doggeh sleeps blocking the hallway then scrambles up and looks at me reproachfully when I step over him
Posted by: vmom 2020


I knew someone who had a Newfoundland that would do that. When a dog that's as large as a small pony does that, it's a problem.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:08 PM (+lVUW)

38 Awww...midwesterners pretending winter is summer.

I bet they're illegal aliens from Canada.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:08 PM (pPNCa)

39 That last picture, isn't that part of a David Lee Roth song set in the Twilight Zone?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:09 PM (sv4d/)

40 >>> It is a banana republic where all are subject to the whims of a dictatorial president and his henchmen.


Don't know America these clowns live in when they accuse Trump Admin of this... oh, they live in Deep State. As they say, if it were true they would not dare speak of t.

At this point I am willing to see Trump finally do what they accuse him of.

And enjoy it greatly.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2020 10:09 PM (1g7ch)

41 Puffy Ashley Juddly,
the evil lefty witch...

Posted by: Peter, Paul & Ayn Rand at February 18, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)

42 the top photo reminds me of the marsh i used to duck hunt in. fucking awesome. those were better days.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:09 PM (KP5rU)

43 30 Soros vs. Zuckerberg

It appears there is some sort of trouble at the Bond Villain house.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2020 10:06 PM (JCrfD)

Dr Evil vs ... The guy from Kingsmen?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:09 PM (2B9A/)

44 38 Awww...midwesterners pretending winter is summer.

I bet they're illegal aliens from Canada.
Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:08 PM (pPNCa)

I live in the USA and my home is further north than Toronto. Geography

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (aA3+G)

45 Hey everybody.
Thanks for yet another ONT MisHum.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

46 I don't even know what "intersectionality " is. More importantly, I don't care. Actually, I've never heard a real person here in west Michigan talk about it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

47 Today is Yoko Ono's 87th birthday.

It's also the 71st birthday of Gary Ridgway, aka the Green River Killer.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (pPNCa)

48 That picture?


It tells me one thing: "Murica!


A concept that Donald Ayer or Lil' Mikey Bloomberg would never, ever grasp.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (sy5kK)

49 Breathtaking photo up top, Mis Hum! Thanks for the ONT.

Pray for our President and valiant warriors.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 18, 2020 10:11 PM (WFcrO)

50 Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

You're welcome.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:11 PM (aA3+G)

51 I saw an article earlier today, about Hillary's favorite whiskey brands.

Turns out she likes some things that are hard to find. Among them:

- Bloodhound Private Reserve Extra Proof
- Absolute Infused with Cleaning Vinegar
- Old Bat

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)

52 I'm actually listening to the Yoko cut.

It's not the brutal aural flogging I was anticipating.

I'm disappointed, MisHum. You're going soft on us.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

53 {{{{{LS}}}}}

How are you this fine evening?

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 18, 2020 10:12 PM (/UQ/R)

54 >>> 40 >>> It is a banana republic where all are subject to the whims of a dictatorial president and his henchmen.


Don't know America these clowns live in when they accuse Trump Admin of this... oh, they live in Deep State. As they say, if it were true they would not dare speak of t.

At this point I am willing to see Trump finally do what they accuse him of.

And enjoy it greatly.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2020 10:09 PM (1g7ch)

I wonder how he'll fill the ranks of his Legions of Terror?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 18, 2020 10:12 PM (0ReGO)

55 intersectionality is the leftist rule that boils down to "women's rights must always give way to other minorities' rights"
which is how we wind up with trannies winning women's sports

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)

56
Not only do Cobs have a great dental plan, we also have groupies. Say hello to Karen Debra.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I imagined you being older...

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (2ygtH)

57 - Old Bat

Bootleg whiskey imported from Wuhan, no doubt.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (pPNCa)

58 Spoke too soon. Here comes the acid bath.

Yow.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (Dc2NZ)

59 I don't recall hearing from Ayer about FISA abuse or Mueller's terror tactics in pursuit of the bullshit of Rooshin Calooshun.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (oVJmc)

60 WuHan Wooze?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (sv4d/)

61 This is your Overnight Thread.

THIS IS YOUR OVERNIGHT THREAD ON PREDNISONE!

/rage


*we now return you to our regularly scheduled programming*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (QzJWU)

62 52 I'm actually listening to the Yoko cut.

It's not the brutal aural flogging I was anticipating.

I'm disappointed, MisHum. You're going soft on us.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

Yet chavez says I f*cked up his life......

I must be doing ok, no one is happy

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

63 I can't even spell MisHum correctly. Geez...

Posted by: Jewells45 at February 18, 2020 10:14 PM (dUJdY)

64 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (QzJWU)


Something you wish to share Jim?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)

65 WTF is a transgender support officer?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 18, 2020 10:14 PM (EgshT)

66 I'm disappointed, MisHum. You're going soft on us.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

HAHAHAHA, Eris is JUST KIDDING, MisHum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (JCrfD)

67 Gateway Pundit is linking a WaPo story that Barr is thinking about resigning because of Trump tweets and interference in DoJ.

If even the slightest hint of truth, Barr should take another look at the Constitution and the org.
I

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (1g7ch)

68 I must be doing ok, no one is happy
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MisHum laughs from atop his throne of flaming skulls.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (Dc2NZ)

69 Happy ONT!!!


This was a good 'un Mis Hum. Thanks!

Posted by: Moki at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (mFoNl)

70 my dog, a gunny sack of decoys, 12 gauge remington, mallards with wings set. the best it gets. shit, i'm old.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (KP5rU)

71 51 I saw an article earlier today, about Hillary's favorite whiskey brands.

Turns out she likes some things that are hard to find. Among them:

- Bloodhound Private Reserve Extra Proof
- Absolute Infused with Cleaning Vinegar
- Old Bat
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:11 PM (L2ZTs)


qdpsteve, you chuckled me good.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (sy5kK)

72 It probably takes you 3 winters to come up with that much snow.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)


Looks like a typical west Michigan fun fest...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (7s3Gx)

73 LCD, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)

74 Snow bunnies!

Posted by: Kazi at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (0x00j)

75 Okay time to start saving the smelly products...

Hanoi Jane to speak at the anniversary of the Kent State shootings.

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=96016

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (sv4d/)

76 If that's MisHum he looks like he's got plenty to keep him warm.

Don't hate a playah.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (QLPEO)

77 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


I imagined you being older...


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp

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I'm still coming to terms with the idea of COB's being regular three-dimension humans.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (8AONa)

78 The Allman Bros version of All Along The Watchtower behind the top pick is very, very jazz guitar like from the 60's. I liked it.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (aS1PU)

79 WTF is a transgender support officer?

Posted by: Notorious BFD


Bullshit titles from the last 50yrs, would make quite the tome.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (2ygtH)

80 {{{{WDS!!}}}

Doing very well, my friend! And you? How's the hockey groupie doing?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (WFcrO)

81 HAHAHAHA, Eris is JUST KIDDING, MisHum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (JCrfD)
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Tanya Tagaq goes electric.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (Dc2NZ)

82 What a very substantial ONT, MisHum!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)

83 HAHAHAHA, Eris is JUST KIDDING, MisHum.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (JCrfD)

*whispers*
Good save.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (2B9A/)

84 WTF is a transgender support officer?
Posted by: Notorious BFD


It's tricky to put on pantyhose by yourself...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)

85 Donald Ayer

Probably a Pedo Island visitor.


Like Pappy Bush.

Scratch a Nevertrumper, find a pedophile.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (CTN7u)

86 Posted by: DR.WTF at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (aS1PU)

Thanks for noticing it. I had never heard that version until I put together tonight's ONT. I liked as well.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

87 15 Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)


It probably takes you 3 winters to come up with that much snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

----------------------------------------

'Round these parts, we call that a "dusting"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (CAJOC)

88 74 Snow bunnies!
Posted by: Kazi at February 18, 2020 10:16 PM (0x00j)

*arch*

I have heard a different definition for Snow Bunnies here lately.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (2B9A/)

89
I'm disappointed, MisHum. You're going soft on us.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:12 PM (Dc2NZ)

Yet chavez says I f*cked up his life......

I must be doing ok, no one is happy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)


so, you're running for a Federal office?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

90 It's tricky to put on pantyhose by yourself...

Never mind the mascara or the falsies...

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (sv4d/)

91 46 I don't even know what "intersectionality " is. More importantly, I don't care. Actually, I've never heard a real person here in west Michigan talk about it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM (+lVUW)

Intersectionality is when someone checks off more than one box on their victimhood scorecard. For example, for RuPaul, his victim status is scored where black and gay overlap, creating a new and improved victim status. And as every good Marxist knows, the bigger the victim the more moral authority and the greater the debt owed by society.

See also, Trans Native American Lesbian Handi capable person of other than legal status.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (Wm5SB)

92 WTF is a transgender support officer?
Posted by: Notorious BFD
---

Tuck tape and a shoulder to cry on.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (Dc2NZ)

93 Ever notice on the stoopid Prevagen commercial, the pharmacist that walks up to the lady shopper looks like he's going to stab her 15 or 16 times?

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (axyOa)

94 87 15 Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)


It probably takes you 3 winters to come up with that much snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

----------------------------------------

'Round these parts, we call that a "dusting"
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:17 PM (CAJOC)


The problem with Ohio? No real snow or real Republicans, I'm looking at you John Katshit.

Tony, you're ok.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

95 "70 my dog, a gunny sack of decoys, 12 gauge remington, mallards with wings set. the best it gets. shit, i'm old.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (KP5rU) "



but not yet dead.

The best it gets, indeed.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (zlgJP)

96 Blagojevich's problem was that he was too stupid to be sneaky in his corruption. Your average Chicago alderman knows better than to openly talk about what they intend to do.

Poor, dumb Blagojevich came right out and said that he wasn't giving it away. "It" being an appointment to be senator.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

97 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Midwesterners.

I need to visit this "Midwest".

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (CTN7u)

98 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?

I was doing some transcription earlier and it kept coming up...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

99 OK, I can only give you 2/3 of a compliment for tonight's musical-type selections, MisHum.


For obvious reasons.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (HaL55)

100 I knew someone who had a Newfoundland that would do that. When a dog that's as large as a small pony does that, it's a problem.
Posted by: nerdygirl


We had one that did that. He loved to lay in front of the stairs and stand up just as you stretched over him to reach the first step. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Moki at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (mFoNl)

101 ..
Something you wish to share Jim?


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:14 PM (aA3+G)



Nah, just illustrating why Bourbon is so vastly Superior to mere prednisone.

*pours*


Cheers!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (QzJWU)

102
so, you're running for a Federal office?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

FROM not for

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:20 PM (aA3+G)

103 forecast for last night, 3". actual, 8". wife was happy though.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:20 PM (KP5rU)

104 LS.....well the hockey player is doing well. Played eight games in Gunnison last weekend. We decided to stay home and finish Handgun 101 at Colorado Clays.

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 18, 2020 10:20 PM (/UQ/R)

105 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?
---

It's a killer!

Posted by: Crewman Kane at February 18, 2020 10:20 PM (Dc2NZ)

106 ****Sees bus load of illegals***

***Ponders if it's too late to consider a career in border enforcement***

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (MMC4G)

107 Not only do Cobs have a great dental plan, we also have groupies. Say hello to Karen Debra.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian



Huh.

Is there a training program on can sign up for?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (sy5kK)

108 96 Blagojevich's problem was that he was too stupid to be sneaky in his corruption. Your average Chicago alderman knows better than to openly talk about what they intend to do.

Poor, dumb Blagojevich came right out and said that he wasn't giving it away. "It" being an appointment to be senator.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (+lVUW)

--------------------------------

I thought his problem was that he has a "J" in his name that is clearly pronounced like a "Y".

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (CAJOC)

109 I must be doing ok, no one is happy
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I am.


If you put off the Wall of Shame a few more days, we'll all be over 1000.

Very Special Participation Trophies!

Posted by: Miklos, batting an average .1000 at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (QzkSJ)

110 WTF is a transgender support officer?
Posted by: Notorious BFD at February 18, 2020 10:14 PM (EgshT)

It's like an ordinary support officer, but more of a mentally ill fetishist.

The real question is: what's a support officer?

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (tVQUs)

111 99 OK, I can only give you 2/3 of a compliment for tonight's musical-type selections, MisHum.


For obvious reasons.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (HaL55)


I have to throw some luvin towards the Yoko fan club.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)

112 It probably takes you 3 winters to come up with that much snow.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:02 PM (aA3+G)

----------------------------------------

'Round these parts, we call that a "dusting"
Posted by: No One of Consequence

---

Central Ohio is snow weird. Many, many of our residents have migrated from farther north. Where it snows bigly due to the lake effect.

Yet, anything more that two flakes drifting down on a street results in snowmageddon and interstate freakouts. They act like the road crews are driving Zambonis polishing the ice.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)

113 They aren't pretending it's summer, IT IS summer. They are just in Marquette, MI.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (UfRqq)

114 forecast for last night, 3". actual, 8". wife was happy though.

Benadryl is nature's Viagra.

wait...

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (CTN7u)

115 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?
---

It's a killer!
Posted by: Crewman Kane at February


***

Saw the movie, Thoracic Park.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)

116 The article on blacks leaving Chicago definitely didn't blame it on Leftist policies. It basically blamed it on the white man.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq)

117 113 They aren't pretending it's summer, IT IS summer. They are just in Marquette, MI.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (UfRqq)

OK, pass the paper towel, there went my drink.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (aA3+G)

118 The Allman Bros version of All Along The Watchtower behind the top pick
is very, very jazz guitar like from the 60's. I liked it.


And that awesome version of HCYMABH by the right reverend Al Green is absolutely fantastic. Never seen it before.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (HaL55)

119 Cool pic Mis H

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at February 18, 2020 10:23 PM (w2TA9)

120 Is there a training program on can sign up for?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Some are born to CoBness; Some achieve it; most CoBs just thrust.

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing at February 18, 2020 10:23 PM (QzkSJ)

121 The babe on the left - her belly button looks misplaced, a little too high. Jus sayin'.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2020 10:23 PM (lGHQg)

122
And so that's the content
And what have you done?
Another overnight post
A new thread just begun

[screech]A velly melly ONT
for near and for poor
let's hope it's a good one
with no Michael Moore...


wait, whut?

Posted by: mindful webworker
not where I expected that to go
at February 18, 2020 10:23 PM (EUw/L)

123 ..Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?


A new store at the Tanger Outlet Mall?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (QzJWU)

124 "116 The article on blacks leaving Chicago definitely didn't blame it on Leftist policies. It basically blamed it on the white man.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (2DOZq) "



And you were expecting ... ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (zlgJP)

125 Last year In Maine, summer was on a Wednesday.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

126 98 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?

I was doing some transcription earlier and it kept coming up...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm sure if you plug it into the Internet you'll find something on it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

127
Computers have only one use--to repeatedly perform a specific function quicker than humans.


AI does the same.

Both MACHINES are admirable products.

Posted by: irongrampa at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (KATBx)

128 121 The babe on the left - her belly button looks misplaced, a little too high. Jus sayin'.
Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2020 10:23 PM (lGHQg)

His left or our left? I was going to say I like the one on the left's fashion sense better than the one on the right.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (2B9A/)

129 I have to throw some luvin towards the Yoko fan club.

I understand.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (HaL55)

130 Let's give MisHum a break.

Imagine *you're* a COB. Which artist or band would you post, that you enjoy, but you suspect most others wouldn't?

I admit to enjoying some Neil Young. I also enjoy some semi-obscure artists/groups such as Tony Carey, Nik Kershaw, and Real Life.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (L2ZTs)

131 LS.....well the hockey player is doing well. Played eight games in Gunnison last weekend. We decided to stay home and finish Handgun 101 at Colorado Clays.
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at February 18, 2020 10:20 PM (/UQ/R)
* * * *

Yay for the hockey kid! Sounds like staying home was a good choice. Need to get my CHL going here. It's been one thing after another lately!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (WFcrO)

132 121: i'm prepared to overlook that. i'm old and not that picky. she's no lena dunham, but sometimes you just have to take one for the team.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

133 Don't ask me how I know but the bus load of illegal women is the beginning of a porn series called VIP.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (2DOZq)

134 I'm sure if you plug it into the Internet you'll find something on it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

Make sure to wear a condom.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:25 PM (2B9A/)

135 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?

I was doing some transcription earlier and it kept coming up...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

Never heard of it, but I assume it's the opposite of Thoracic Inlet Syndrome.

I'd imagine if you have both they might cancel each other out.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2020 10:26 PM (tVQUs)

136 The real question is: what's a support officer?
Posted by: Surfperch at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (tVQUs)

according to the linked yahoo article in the linked above article, the person 's full title is "community support police officer"
the person wears a police uniform and has facial hair
this is in Wales

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)

137 126 98 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?

I was doing some transcription earlier and it kept coming up...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm sure if you plug it into the Internet you'll find something on it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

--------------------------------

At the very least, you'll get a good grounding in the subject.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:26 PM (CAJOC)

138 Thoracic Outlet Mall Syndrome is truly the worst.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:27 PM (2B9A/)

139 No One and Insom: electrifying responses!

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

140 the person wears a police uniform and has facial hair
this is in Wales
Posted by: vmom 2020

So the proper term is wymmynnymyynnyn

Posted by: Miklos, paraphrasing at February 18, 2020 10:27 PM (QzkSJ)

141 They aren't pretending it's summer, IT IS summer. They are just in Marquette, MI.
Posted by: leoncaruthers at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (UfRqq)


More better if they were from Houghton-Hancock.

Just so we can say "Houghton-Hancock".

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (1g7ch)

142 ****Sees bus load of illegals***



***Ponders if it's too late to consider a career in border enforcement***


I suspect that would be much like patrolling the nude beach down here. There's never anyone there you want to see nekkid. Nev. Er.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (HaL55)

143 And then there's Joe Biden, who grew up with key-in-the-electrical-outlet syndrome.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (L2ZTs)

144 porn series called VIP.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Makes note. (strictly for research purposes)

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (2ygtH)

145 Has anyone here ever heard of a physical condition called thoracic outlet syndrome?

I was doing some transcription earlier and it kept coming up...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)

I'm sure if you plug it into the Internet you'll find something on it.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 18, 2020 10:24 PM (NWiLs)

It was the fad diagnosis by unscrupulous doctors in WC for about 3 or 4 years. The supposed cure was to remove one of the smaller ribs.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (2DOZq)

146 Yet, anything more that two flakes drifting down on a street results in snowmageddon and interstate freakouts. They act like the road crews are driving Zambonis polishing the ice.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:21 PM (Y4EXg)


When Columbus's lone snowplow crashes off a bridge, the whole city shuts down,

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (7s3Gx)

147 Mr. Humanitarian, your careful and considerate care of the ONT flock is legendary throughout the systems of the galaxy, and we appreciate the birthday tribute to one of this space-time's most legendary artists!

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (DMUuz)

148 Thoracic Outlet Mall Syndrome is truly the worst.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Yep. Since the Spencer's Gifts closed.

Posted by: Miklos, not a giver at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (QzkSJ)

149 I have heard a different definition for Snow Bunnies here lately.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:18 PM (2B9A/)


I prefer to keep my morals in snow bank pristine whiteness, don't tell me lest I drift.

Posted by: Kazi at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (0x00j)

150 The babe on the left - her belly button looks misplaced, a little too high. Jus sayin'.

Its because she shaved high and pushed the string down.


Increased acreage, reduced pube zone.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:29 PM (CTN7u)

151 139 No One and Insom: electrifying responses!
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:27 PM (L2ZTs)

---------------------------------

Well, I do try to keep current on these things.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:29 PM (CAJOC)

152 they are from ishpeming. what the hell is wrong with you people? that photo was taken on labor day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:29 PM (KP5rU)

153 41 Puffy Ashley Juddly,
the evil lefty witch...
Posted by: Peter, Paul & Ayn Rand


If you donate to Fake Indian's campaign you can get a phone call from Puffy Ashley. I'm amazed that that botoxed face can talk.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:29 PM (+lVUW)

154 Sebastian, didn't know that. Thanks.

I know there's a lot of unethical workers' comp lawyers out there. A law firm I used to work for, used to love threatening to send their clients to jail once they found out they were lying through their teeth about symptoms.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:29 PM (L2ZTs)

155 Re: Bus load of illegals

Mr. Trump, tear down that wall.

Posted by: DR.WTF at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (aS1PU)

156
When Columbus's lone snowplow crashes off a bridge, the whole city shuts down,
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (7s3Gx)


I live in Clintonville and I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

157
Let's give MisHum a break.



Imagine *you're* a COB. Which artist or band would you post, that you enjoy, but you suspect most others wouldn't?



I admit to enjoying some Neil Young. I also enjoy some semi-obscure
artists/groups such as Tony Carey, Nik Kershaw, and Real Life.


ELP

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (HaL55)

158 There's never anyone there you want to see nekkid. Nev. Er.

.....


I'm sure you are correct.

I'm just a fan of boobehs and sometimes it clouds my judgement.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (MMC4G)

159 Its because she shaved high and pushed the string down.

==

ooh, is that why
it makes her look like she has a weirdly long torso

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:31 PM (G546f)

160 So it is now an actual crime to even acknowledge that people who are deeply fucked in the head, are in fact, deeply fucked in the head. Got it.

What could possibly go wrong?

Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2020 10:31 PM (lGHQg)

161 Thoracic Outlet Mall Syndrome is truly the worst.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:27 PM (2B9A/)

Nowhere near as bad as Thoracic Strip Mall Syndrome.

Posted by: Surfperch, Raising TSMS Awareness at February 18, 2020 10:31 PM (tVQUs)

162 156
When Columbus's lone snowplow crashes off a bridge, the whole city shuts down,
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (7s3Gx)


I live in Clintonville and I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

-------------------------------

I think I read something about a Columbus snowplow on Urban Dictionary.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:32 PM (CAJOC)

163 Gateway Pundit is linking a WaPo story that Barr is thinking about resigning because of Trump tweets and interference in DoJ.

If even the slightest hint of truth, Barr should take another look at the Constitution and the org.
I
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 18, 2020 10:15 PM (1g7ch)


As Trump says, Barr seems to be an honorable guy.
But the apparent lack of an aggressive and timely prosecution of the coup attempt on Trump's Presidency---especially while Trump supporters are being beat to shit by DOJ--- is , understandably, wearing very thin with Mr Trump.

Posted by: Voter theater. at February 18, 2020 10:32 PM (xXx5y)

164 160 So it is now an actual crime to even acknowledge that people who are deeply fucked in the head, are in fact, deeply fucked in the head. Got it.

==

it's the UK
no free speech

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:32 PM (G546f)

165 I'm just a fan of boobehs and sometimes it clouds my judgement.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (MMC4G)

*fistbump*

Truer words have never been spoken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 10:32 PM (2B9A/)

166 Real Life, 1984:

Exploding Bullets

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yIpP8IfkJV0

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:33 PM (L2ZTs)

167 it makes her look like she has a weirdly long torso
Posted by: vmom 2020

It's just missing the "Baby goes here" arrow and caption.

Posted by: Miklos, who has seen those at February 18, 2020 10:33 PM (QzkSJ)

168 I live in Clintonville and I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)


They probably never fixed it. The crash was in the late 80's...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:33 PM (7s3Gx)

169 157
Let's give MisHum a break.



Imagine *you're* a COB. Which artist or band would you post, that you enjoy, but you suspect most others wouldn't?



I admit to enjoying some Neil Young. I also enjoy some semi-obscure
artists/groups such as Tony Carey, Nik Kershaw, and Real Life.

ELP
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (HaL55)

----------------------------------

I'm a fan of the band Nightwish. First discovered them when someone on Youtube used their music as background for a Godzilla compilation. Don't know many people who have heard of them.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

170 I'm just a fan of boobehs and sometimes it clouds my judgement.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger

Lack of oxygen?

Posted by: Miklos, making motorboat noises at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (QzkSJ)

171 Second term and after the House is retaken by the Republicans, Trump nominates Blago to clean out the DoJ.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (sv4d/)

172 Its because she shaved high and pushed the string down.



==



ooh, is that why

it makes her look like she has a weirdly long torso



I mean it's the Midwest.

They literally have nothing else to do. Except shovel snow and shuck corn or something.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (CTN7u)

173 When Columbus's lone snowplow crashes off a bridge, the whole city shuts down,
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:28 PM (7s3Gx)

There's a single snowplow in my entire county. It spends nearly all of its time several hours away from any of the population centers.

Thank goodness it never snows here.

Posted by: Surfperch, #Failifornia Dreaming at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (tVQUs)

174 Yoko: Turned that off halfway through.

Then went and listened to the original from Double Fantasy.
https://youtu.be/B5t1_3Xp4IM

Still has the barking at the end, but a much better version. Actually, there's a couple of minutes at the end that I don't remember from the LP, or it's been too long.

Actually, if you smoke hashish and listen to the screeching at the end, it transcends its original grating nature, becomes a kind of white gray noise, and you can really get into the astral plane. Need good headphones, though.

Posted by: mindful webworker
as much that way as he felt at the moment
at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (EUw/L)

175 Out early, take care and be blessed.

Posted by: Kazi at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (0x00j)

176 Midwesterners come to Texas to escape taxes and snow, but mostly taxes.

Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2020 10:35 PM (UUkQp)

177 65 WTF is a transgender support officer?
Posted by: Notorious BFD


I assumed he/she/it was someone from Once Great Britain. I believe they're at the forefront of arresting people for saying mean things about protected victim groups.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:35 PM (+lVUW)

178 Its because she shaved high and pushed the string down.



Are we sure?
Seems like a bit of a bulge there in that bottom.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:36 PM (axyOa)

179 I mean it's the Midwest.

They literally have nothing else to do. Except shovel snow and shuck corn or something.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (CTN7u)

In the Midwest, we often sit around and dream of moving south so we can buy a trailer and sleep with our cousins.

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2020 10:36 PM (ABjxW)

180 Imagine *you're* a COB. Which artist or band would you post, that you enjoy, but you suspect most others wouldn't?
---
Meat Beat Manifesto - Helter Skelter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxETr_igHhw

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 18, 2020 10:36 PM (Dc2NZ)

181 So it is now an actual crime to even acknowledge that people who are deeply fucked in the head, are in fact, deeply fucked in the head. Got it.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2020 10:31 PM (lGHQg)

It's the UK! You need a loisence for that kind of hate speech, bruv!

Posted by: The Plod at February 18, 2020 10:36 PM (tVQUs)

182 No One, it's a little nice to be a fan of a group or artist where you seem to be the only one who knows about them.

Another obscure artist I happen to know about, because this guy, John Chris Christensen, was also a city public access TV producer back in my days of doing that:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5pBz4fFk9c

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (L2ZTs)

183 176 Midwesterners come to Texas to escape taxes and snow, but mostly taxes.
Posted by: Eromero at February 18, 2020 10:35 PM (UUkQp)

--------------------------------

I stay away from Texas on account of all the critters down there what like to hide 'n try to kill ya!

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (CAJOC)

184 I assumed he/she/it was someone from Once Great Britain. I believe they're at the forefront of arresting people for saying mean things about protected victim groups.
Posted by: nerdygirl


MY HAIR'S NOT PINK1111!!

IT'S puuucce

Posted by: Sisters of the Perpetually Offended at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (QzkSJ)

185 Don't chew gum in Singapore and don't speak your mind in the UK.

-from my forthcoming travel guide - "Staying out of jail while on vacation "

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (G546f)

186 Poor, dumb Blagojevich came right out and said that he wasn't giving it away

We need a rerun of Ace's Blagojevich version of the Flaming Skull. I can't be the only Moron who remembers that work of art.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (pPNCa)

187 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (HaL55)

I've featured ELP not too long ago

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

188
Looks like Clownifornia wants those homosexual child molesters DEAD. They just don't want the state government to pull the trigger, preferring to outsource the job to the victims' families.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (eXA4G)

189 In the Midwest, we often sit around and dream of moving south so we can buy a trailer and sleep with our cousins.

They are warm. But they don't struggle like hogs, which should make you happy.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM (CTN7u)

190 John Lennon was cuck-zero.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM (LxTcq)

191 168 I live in Clintonville and I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 10:30 PM (TdMsT)

They probably never fixed it. The crash was in the late 80's...
Posted by: Gabby Johnson

---

During the rare times it was operational, it was parked either behind Sylvia's Backdoor Lounge or the Ruckmoor in Worthington.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM (Y4EXg)

192 I stay away from Texas on account of all the critters down there what like to hide 'n try to kill ya!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 10:37 PM (CAJOC)


They say "snow" and "cold" are four letter words.

Of course, so are "fire" and "ants"

Posted by: Roy at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM (ABjxW)

193
"So Dick, when you went to Washington, D.C. what was your net wealth and what is it now?"



Really, this is the only question to ask ALL that hold office in DC. The ONLY question of value.

Other than our man Trump, and maybe some doctors like Sen Rand Paul, Sen John Barrasso, Sen Bill Cassidy, how many could honestly answer this question and not be seen as the sleazy crooks they are?

Except Patty Murray, of course, she is too stupid to do much of anything. Except maybe grabbing that herring out of the air and swallowing it whole while clapping.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM (sy5kK)

194 So let's see if I have this right...

The Boy Scouts are going bankrupt because they are being sued for gay scout leaders raping children AND California want to legalize gay scout leaders having sex with children.


I guess it is a pretty clear cause and effect but a f*cking evil one.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:39 PM (WdocV)

195 Imagine *you're* a COB. Which artist or band would you post, that you enjoy, but you suspect most others wouldn't?
---

Blink 182. Green Day, Weezer

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:39 PM (2DOZq)

196 i had to listen to some status quo to wash the yoko out of my ears. thanks, mishum.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:39 PM (KP5rU)

197 -from my forthcoming travel guide - "Staying out of jail while on vacation "
Posted by: vmom 2020

MoMees go Global?

Posted by: Miklos suggests Hungary or Slovakia or Croatia at February 18, 2020 10:40 PM (QzkSJ)

198 Saw the movie, Thoracic Park.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:22 PM (axyOa)


Thora the ethplorah.

Posted by: Hairlipped purple monkey at February 18, 2020 10:40 PM (Vy7tf)

199 46 I don't even know what "intersectionality" is. More importantly, I don't care. Actually, I've never heard a real person here in west Michigan talk about it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:10 PM


A small webwork hardly worth a click
Intersectional Realities
Getting there in a roundabout manner
http://mindfulwebworks.com/tales/intersectional-realities

Posted by: mindful webworker
why are yellow kitties so vocal?
at February 18, 2020 10:40 PM (EUw/L)

200 Thumbs up?

https://youtu.be/GEz7hXYFzNE

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:40 PM (sv4d/)

201 DONALD AYER served as United States Attorney and Principal Deputy Solicitor General in the Reagan administration and as Deputy Attorney General under George H.W. Bush.

Ayer contributed to Republicans until 2000. Since then, he has entirely contributed to Democrats (aside from one $500 contribution to Lincoln Chaffee in 2006), giving thousands of dollars to about a dozen Democratic candidates, including about ten thousand bucks to Barack Obama.

He's a real Republican, all right.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2020 10:41 PM (I2/tG)

202 The UK has no time to bother stopping home breakins, let alone Muslim rape gangs, but they do have time to arrest you for not being clear what sex a trannie claims to be. Today.


Got it.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:41 PM (WdocV)

203 Except Patty Murray, of course, she is too stupid to do much of anything. Except maybe grabbing that herring out of the air and swallowing it whole while clapping.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM



Snort!!!

And no one has seen the other one from Washington in years.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa)

204 Russia has (temporarily) banned entry to all Chinese from entering Russia

" Russian Prime Minister Mikhail Mishustin signed a decree on Tuesday evening prohibiting Chinese citizens from entering Russia for tourism, work and for private purposes. The new rules are effective from Thursday. "

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:41 PM (G546f)

205 Posted by: mindful webworker
as much that way as he felt at the moment
at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (EUw/L)

And where does one find this thing called hashish

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:41 PM (aA3+G)

206 Buddy Rich vs Animal of the Muppets...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ud5ezhd

Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2020 10:42 PM (l3+k2)

207 n the Midwest, we often sit around and dream of moving south so we can buy a trailer and sleep with our cousins.

They are warm. But they don't struggle like hogs, which should make you happy.
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Heh

Posted by: Miklos, rottenhalser at February 18, 2020 10:42 PM (QzkSJ)

208 I'm OK with giving sanctuary to that Busload

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2020 10:42 PM (qAR6u)

209 106 ****Sees bus load of illegals***

***Ponders if it's too late to consider a career in border enforcement***
Posted by: Bitter Clinger


Or just be a pimp for the "bus load of illegals".

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:43 PM (+lVUW)

210 Thumbs up?
***

Never trust a woman in the kitchen that looks like she's made a habit of not eating.

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:43 PM (WdocV)

211 By the way, I understood that young Mexican boys are brought into Arizona for pedophiles.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (+lVUW)

212 And where does one find this thing called hashish
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

I'll confess...

Posted by: Thomas "Miklos" de Quincy at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (QzkSJ)

213 Russia has (temporarily) banned entry to all Chinese from entering Russia

***

I can't really see any drawbacks so....why the hell aren't we doing that to?

And less flights means more love for Gaia right?!?!

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (WdocV)

214 MoMees go Global?
Posted by: Miklos

I'm sorry, the guide is for staying OUT of jail while abroad
MoMees would definitely be not covered

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (G546f)

215 210 Thumbs up?
***

Never trust a woman in the kitchen that looks like she's made a habit of not eating.
Posted by: 18-1

----

What the hell is a teddy bear doing sitting on the kitchen counter?

I do not understand the Japanese.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (Y4EXg)

216 Puffsley Crusher wasn't so puffy back in the day.

Posted by: Fritz at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (ATCV4)

217 In before #500!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 18, 2020 10:44 PM (xkSJa)

218 I understood that young Mexican boys are brought into Arizona for pedophiles.

And Hairy Reid takes them north to Nevada.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:45 PM (pPNCa)

219 Buddy Rich vs Animal of the Muppets...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/ud5ezhd
Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2020 10:42 PM (l3+k2)

Buddy Rich was arguably the best drummer ever but also a reported asshole. What's worse than an asshole is a badass asshole. I think he was a legitimate black belt in Judo and other martial arts. Was an instructor in the military.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:45 PM (2DOZq)

220 I thought his problem was that he has a "J" in his name that is clearly pronounced like a "Y".
Posted by: No One of Consequence


If you grew up around people of eastern European descent, you'd know that the spelling of his name makes more sense than most.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:45 PM (+lVUW)

221
I can't really see any drawbacks so....why the hell aren't we doing that to?

==

too many full pay Chinese college students
and too many fully paid for by the Chinks Senators

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:45 PM (G546f)

222

Dem Presidential Candidate Tom Steyer Brags About Helping Illegal Immigrants Cross The Border

www.weaselzippers.us/?p=443978

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (aKsyK)

223 Also, the Russia border with China is 2600 miles vs our border with Mexico being 2000 miles.


Does anyone doubt the Russian effort will be highly successful in stopping Chinese illegals?


Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (WdocV)

224 Or just be a pimp for the "bus load of illegals".
Posted by: nerdygirl

Bus load of illegal Mexican Weathergirls

That could precipitate things

Posted by: Miklos, under the weather at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)

225
Heh

Posted by: Miklos, rottenhalser



kidding, kidding

The Midwest farmer's daughters?

Really make me feel ... alright.

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (CTN7u)

226 No high ground for me. I have to admit I have laughed *a lot* at the various misfortunes of deranged libtards this last 3 years. I mean shit, we're all gonna have misfortunes. Might as well get while the getting is good.

Posted by: ... at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (Wge+f)

227 The teddy bear is always in her videos

https://youtu.be/f9DyUvyIOfo
or
https://youtu.be/fflyPxv1ATw

For further examples

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (sv4d/)

228 I agree 100% with comment #360.

Posted by: ... at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (Wge+f)

229 What the hell is a teddy bear doing sitting on the kitchen counter?

Substituting for Hello Kitty.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (pPNCa)

230 Love all you morons, but I have huge crush on Miklos...sick, right?

Posted by: Tiny shy little lurker and lover of Miklos at February 18, 2020 10:47 PM (3SybQ)

231 Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ucqnvc8

https://tinyurl.com/v4znj78

https://tinyurl.com/srgvb5o

https://tinyurl.com/s76o9bp

https://tinyurl.com/sgabsf2

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2020 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

232 ryan newman isn't the only nascar guy to support trump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:48 PM (KP5rU)

233 Ode to Boobehs

By Bitter Clinget


I like them when they bounce
I'm keen to see them jiggle
Far better than a firm ass
Or even one with a wiggle

When they are round and supple
And stand firm at attention
I entertain untoward thoughts
On the ONT I shouldn't mention

Whether packed inside a tight dress
Or in a USC cheer squad sweater
I think of the Lord's goodness
His creation could be no better

From life's first breath we crave them
Sustenance for our survival
And when puberty sets upon us
So does the boobeh-love revival

Small and pert, big and droopy
Each man has his preference
But one thing we agree on
These orbs deserve our reverence

When my time on earth is done
And our Father calls me home
I hope they bury me in a casket
Lined with these soft, enchanting domes

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2020 10:48 PM (MMC4G)

234 During the rare times it was operational, it was parked either behind Sylvia's Backdoor Lounge or the Ruckmoor in Worthington.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:38 PM (Y4EXg)


Heh. It crapped out the one night my girlfriend was coming from out of town and stranded her on the city limits...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:49 PM (7s3Gx)

235 ryan newman isn't the only nascar guy to support trump.

Posted by: chavez the hugo

And after this weekend, sure to go up.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 18, 2020 10:49 PM (2ygtH)

236
Snort!!!

And no one has seen the other one from Washington in years.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 18, 2020 10:41 PM (axyOa)


Maria CantDoWell was last seen still counting her $14 million in Real Networks stock she received as a condition from their uberCrat founder, for being assigned the other US Senate seat from WA.

Hopefully, she sold it long ago.

Even she isn't as dumb as Patty.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)

237 More Al Pacino Approved ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/yx73tuv9

https://tinyurl.com/wbb9j4o

https://tinyurl.com/vuo428b

https://tinyurl.com/qlfn5nt

https://tinyurl.com/smkfm8r

Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2020 10:49 PM (qAR6u)

238 I agree 100% with comment #360.
***

Please let comment 360 be something good...please...please...

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:50 PM (WdocV)

239 Hopefully, she sold it long ago.

Even she isn't as dumb as Patty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:49 PM (sy5kK)


I meant her Real Networks stock.

Her Senate seat is always on sale.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:50 PM (sy5kK)

240 I've featured ELP not too long ago

Sorry I missed that. I do sometimes crap out on the couch before the ONT. This thing has an extremely heavy gravitational field sometimes. Pulls those eyelids right down before I know what's happened.

Zombie Stephen Hawking would be impressed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:50 PM (HaL55)

241 Is someone going to 'splain the "busload of illegals" VIDEO?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 18, 2020 10:51 PM (CjFDo)

242 So, more than 17,000 people showed up at a Bernie Sanders rally in Tacoma, Washington last night. Elizabeth Warren managed to draw about half those numbers to some rallies earlier - no other Democratic candidate can draw a fifth of Sanders' crowds.

From the rally:

Kshama Sawant fired up the crowd by proudly introducing herself as "the socialist on the Seattle City Council," and took a moment to champion her Tax Amazon movement. She called for a million Sanders supporters to descend on Milwaukee during the Democratic National Convention to "have Bernie's back," presumably in the event of a contested convention.

LOL. The DNC has to be suicidal at this point.

I think that there is no chance that Bernie wins the general election. Even if he is at risk for winning, that's no reason to support a Democratic "moderate". The "moderates" agree with Bernie's goals - they just think it will take twenty years to get there.

Trump vs. Bernie. Bring. It. On.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2020 10:51 PM (I2/tG)

243 Hanoi Jane to speak at the anniversary of the Kent State shootings.

Ugh. That's 'intersectionality' for you. Like a train wreck.

Posted by: mindful webworker
but, but, Barbarella's zero-G strip-tease!
at February 18, 2020 10:51 PM (EUw/L)

244 Dem Presidential Candidate Tom Steyer Brags About Helping Illegal Immigrants Cross The Border

***

So the Dems call Trump "extreme" all the time, but I'd arrest Steyer for that statement immediately. He just admitted to a crime and yet....crickets.




Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:51 PM (WdocV)

245 During the rare times it was operational, it was parked either behind Sylvia's Backdoor Lounge or the Ruckmoor in Worthington.

Posted by: Tonypete

"Sylvia's Backdoor Lounge" would be a great name for a band. Or lounge.

Lounge or band.

Posted by: Miklos, naming names at February 18, 2020 10:52 PM (QzkSJ)

246 S s

Slippery when wet.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at February 18, 2020 10:52 PM (Vy7tf)

247
Baseball is garbage.

Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at February 18, 2020 10:52 PM (cKm8W)

248 Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 18, 2020 10:48 PM (MMC4G)

impressive!

although the image of a boob lined casket is sooo creepy

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 10:52 PM (G546f)

249 Posted by: kbdabear at February 18, 2020 10:47 PM (qAR6u)

I like when you post the Pacino approved pics. Boobies are great but you can't beat a perfect booty.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 10:52 PM (2DOZq)

250 224 Or just be a pimp for the "bus load of illegals".
Posted by: nerdygirl

Bus load of illegal Mexican Weathergirls

That could precipitate things
Posted by: Miklos, under the weather at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (QzkSJ)
----


Green Cards and Tequila, all around!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg, trying to get this party started at February 18, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

251 227 The teddy bear is always in her videos

https://youtu.be/f9DyUvyIOfo
or
https://youtu.be/fflyPxv1ATw

For further examples
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (sv4d/)

Whoa. That Cats Movie was better than I gave it credit for.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at February 18, 2020 10:53 PM (Wm5SB)

252 Is someone going to 'splain the "busload of illegals" VIDEO?
Dem Presidential Candidate Tom Steyer Brags About Helping Illegal Immigrants Cross The Border



I ... am. SO. Conflicted

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:53 PM (CTN7u)

253 First picture makes me think of so many Christmas Eves when I was a kid. We invariably set out just after sunset around 4:45 PM to go the ~10 miles west + a few south to my aunt (my mom's sister) + uncle's place to celebrate Christmas with my mom's family, & since my childhood spot in the family sedan was the left-rear seat I often got to contemplate a sky like that on the westward leg of the trip.

Posted by: ptschett at February 18, 2020 10:53 PM (zB+vL)

254 243: she bringing her walker? or is she going to hoof it? should make it a real anniversary. a reenactment would be good.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:54 PM (KP5rU)

255 They literally have nothing else to do. Except shovel snow and shuck corn or something.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:34 PM (CTN7u)


Is that you, Nanny Bloomberg?

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 10:54 PM (+lVUW)

256 Even she isn't as dumb as Patty.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Isn't Patty Murray "The Grandma who can't tie her own tennis shoes"?

Posted by: Miklos, a real sneaker at February 18, 2020 10:55 PM (QzkSJ)

257
Is that you, Nanny Bloomberg?

Posted by: nerdygirl



;-)

Posted by: deplorable unperson -To Mars! at February 18, 2020 10:55 PM (CTN7u)

258 Japanese is not a good language to sing in apparently.


Also is that a girl, a woman, a trannie or a robot?

Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 10:55 PM (WdocV)

259
In the Midwest, we often sit around and dream of moving south so we can buy a trailer and sleep with our cousins.
Posted by: Roy
--------

Really man, it sucks down there, nothing but hillbillies and hicks. I've heard the stories. Don't ever even consider moving down there.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 18, 2020 10:55 PM (MQ1Uy)

260 why are all those girls speaking Portuguese?

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2020 10:56 PM (6rS3m)

261 The comments at This Ain't Hell are a hoot over Hanoi Jane.

One guy, knee deep in the A Shau Valley when Kent State happened, "so they gave real ammo to the N.G."

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:56 PM (sv4d/)

262
Hanoi Jane to speak at the anniversary of the Kent State shootings.

Is she opening for Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2020 10:56 PM (aKsyK)

263 So let's see if I have this right...

The Boy Scouts are going
bankrupt because they are being sued for gay scout leaders raping
children AND California want to legalize gay scout leaders having sex
with children.


I guess it is a pretty clear cause and effect but a f*cking evil one.


Apparently, the thought of weeding out the pedos and instituting a vigorous and public zero tolerance policy never occurred to them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:56 PM (HaL55)

264 259: hammer, let him move there. wouldn't last ten minutes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

265 Actually not Japanese, try Chinese.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:57 PM (sv4d/)

266 "Sylvia's Backdoor Lounge" would be a great name for a band. Or lounge.

Lounge or band.
Posted by: Miklos

---

It was a real place Miklos - about 20-30 years ago. Now closed. It was where all the newly divorced folks went to hook up. A real sleazy joint - Nicknamed "Saliva's".

The Ruckmoor is still serving shots and beers. It's the kind of place where, at 2am., the bartender says Hey, I'm leaving. Be sure and lock up when you guys are finished.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)

267 Kshama Sawant fired up the crowd by proudly introducing herself as "the socialist on the Seattle City Council," and took a moment to champion her Tax Amazon movement.


----

Wonder where the WaPo will come down on this.

Posted by: Miklos, is a puzzlement at February 18, 2020 10:57 PM (QzkSJ)

268 Easy. Just play Status Quo and Rory Gallagher.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 18, 2020 10:57 PM (Lqy/e)

269 Love all you morons, but I have huge crush on Miklos...sick, right?
Posted by: Tiny shy little lurker and lover of Miklos at February 18, 2020 10:47 PM (3SybQ)
* * * *

Not sick at all. Enjoy!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at February 18, 2020 10:58 PM (WFcrO)

270
From the rally:

Kshama Sawant fired up the crowd by proudly introducing herself as "the socialist on the Seattle City Council," and took a moment to champion her Tax Amazon movement. She called for a million Sanders supporters to descend on Milwaukee during the Democratic National Convention to "have Bernie's back," presumably in the event of a contested convention.

LOL. The DNC has to be suicidal at this point.


Trump vs. Bernie. Bring. It. On.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2020 10:51 PM (I2/tG)


Milwaukee, take this threat seriously. Sawant? Geezuz.

These people are fuching crazy. Batship crazy.

And a hot summertime to express it.

Milwaukee leaders made a piss poor decision accepting the DNC convention.


If you have a BandB in the Milwaukee area, do NOT rent it out in June. You've been warned.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 18, 2020 10:58 PM (sy5kK)

271
Trump needs to get ahold of this fast before it's too late-

Reports Barr considering resigning over Trump's tweets.... Spox Denies.

https://tinyurl.com/rohcdc5

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2020 10:58 PM (wiXsO)

272 If the hem was any shorter...

https://youtu.be/GV_0KCYK5VM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 10:59 PM (sv4d/)

273 I thought those names sounded familiar, Tonypete...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 18, 2020 10:59 PM (7s3Gx)

274 >>>>>Is someone going to 'splain the "busload of illegals" VIDEO?


Nope


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

275 DOJ says no to Barr resiging... as usual WaPo making shit up to stir their lunatic base

Posted by: Getcha Pull at February 18, 2020 10:59 PM (aR6C/)

276 I ... am. SO. Conflicted
Posted by: deplorable unperson

Mein Fuhrer!

I haff a solution!

Posted by: Dr. Miklos Strangelove at February 18, 2020 10:59 PM (QzkSJ)

277 The article on blacks leaving Chicago definitely didn't blame it on Leftist policies. It basically blamed it on the white man.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


Sort of like blaming the Iowa caucus fuckup on "Iowa" rather than ya know...Democrats.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (QLPEO)

278 "So Dick, when you went to Washington, D.C. what was your net wealth and what is it now?"

Awkward topic. Word as a Biden.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (+lVUW)

279
Reports Barr considering resigning over Trump's tweets.... Spox Denies.

https://tinyurl.com/rohcdc5
Posted by: redridinghood

=======

Resign over tweets? What a wuss.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (G51Gf)

280 274 >>>>>Is someone going to 'splain the "busload of illegals" VIDEO?

Yuck. That's just.....yucky-poo!

Posted by: Peterbreath Buttgig at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (Vy7tf)

281 Bus load of illegal Mexican Weathergirls

Mark Steyn years ago noted that Canada had immigration work permits for "exotic dancers". Applicants had to submit photos, and immigration agents scrutinized the applications to make sure that they were worthy of working in Canadian strip clubs.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG)

282 If the hem is short enough you're basically nekkid.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (QLPEO)

283 Is someone going to 'splain the "busload of illegals" VIDEO?


Nope


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Come look!

See the misanthropy inherent in the system!

Posted by: Miklos, a self guided collective at February 18, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)

284 with the mayor milwaukee has, they are totally fucked. wonder where the bucks will play next year?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:02 PM (KP5rU)

285 if Barr is dumb enough to resign, he should
but my bet is fake nooz

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 11:03 PM (G546f)

286 Story at FB, quoted from Fox Business:

IRS sues Facebook for $9 billion, says company offshored profits to Ireland

Gee, who to root for??...

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 18, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)

287 OK Hordelings, it's bedtime for Bonzo.

Y'all try to behave. And pray for our president, Rush and Ryan Newman.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 11:04 PM (HaL55)

288 Posted by: Miklos, a self guided collective at February 18, 2020 11:01 PM (QzkSJ)


Lol

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

289 'nite BB.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 18, 2020 11:04 PM (Y4EXg)

290 Milwaukee leaders made a piss poor decision accepting the DNC convention.

I was thinking of going to Irish Fest in Milwaukee this summer about a month after the Democratic National Convention.

I wonder if they will have cleared out the rubble by then.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2020 11:04 PM (I2/tG)

291 Barr ain't going nowhere.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 11:04 PM (QLPEO)

292 Mark Steyn years ago noted that Canada had immigration work permits for "exotic dancers". Applicants had to submit photos, and immigration agents scrutinized the applications to make sure that they were worthy of working in Canadian strip clubs.
Posted by: The ARC

I have translated applications of Thai girls to work as masseusses (that's what it said) in Hungary.

Never looked at "professional accreditation" quite the same way again.

Posted by: Miklos, Szakforditó at February 18, 2020 11:05 PM (QzkSJ)

293 Kshama Sawant fired up the crowd...
---------

She's a nasty bit of work. It speaks volumes about Seattle that she was elected to city council.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 18, 2020 11:05 PM (cN2g/)

294 Bob Barr looks a hell of a lot like a Gen Burnside right now.


He isn't a useless assh*le like McClellan but he sure isn't taking the fight to the enemy either and I suspect we may be about to see him fail a la Fredericksberg as the president pushes him to get off of his ass and do something.


Posted by: 18-1 at February 18, 2020 11:06 PM (WdocV)

295 290: how would you tell? milwaukee is rubble.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:06 PM (KP5rU)

296 282 If the hem is short enough you're basically nekkid.
Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 11:00 PM (QLPEO)

--------------------------------------

Reminds me of a line from some movie...

"You gotta shave to wear a dress like that, and I don't mean your legs"

Posted by: No One of Consequence at February 18, 2020 11:07 PM (CAJOC)

297 > I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.

Sorry, I came in late. This is some type of sexual position, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:07 PM (Ewo9R)

298 So who is now running the DNC show in Milwaukee after the two from New Jersey got canned?

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:08 PM (sv4d/)

299 298 > I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.

Sorry, I came in late. This is some type of sexual position, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:07 PM (Ewo9R)


It might be...

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:08 PM (TdMsT)

300 Anna Puma

Thank you for those videos. They have expanded my cultural horizons.

I never saw that when I was in Japan. I was 5 years old. The Japanese TV did not have these types of shows. But I did see some sumo wrestling. That memory seemed to stick.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:08 PM (u82oZ)

301 Greetings everyone. Hope you're having a great evening, and your Wednesday will be awesome. See you then!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 18, 2020 11:08 PM (l9m7l)

302 how would you tell? milwaukee is rubble.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

And beer cans make for terrible Molotov cocktails.

Posted by: Miklos, Soros in Hungarian means "brewer" at February 18, 2020 11:08 PM (QzkSJ)

303 Don't google rusty Columbus snowplow.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 11:09 PM (QLPEO)

304 But I did see some sumo wrestling. That memory seemed to stick.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Does it weigh on you?

Posted by: Miklos, the Big Samoan at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (QzkSJ)

305 Her Senate seat is always on sale.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Careful there. Phone line might be tapped.
Blag goy yo vich.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (+lVUW)

306 Okay all Metal fans, thumbs up? First part of video is head fake

https://youtu.be/mu2z4Uf9Tgc

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (sv4d/)

307 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thank for for that wonderful top picture. Much appreciated.

I guess I'm getting hardened by ONTs. I was toe tapping to Yoko. One of her better efforts.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (u82oZ)

308 Look, I'm not usually a giver, but I can see that those illegals probably need a hand and some well...guidance. And compassion, that's it compassion. It would be unAmerican for me not to help.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (Orx/W)

309 Salty Dog--I did know you lived in Japan!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (TdMsT)

310 174 Yoko: Turned that off halfway through.

Then went and listened to the original from Double Fantasy.
https://youtu.be/B5t1_3Xp4IM


I'm almost embarrassed to say this, but I kind of liked Walking on Thin Ice when it first came out, and I still like the song, even after all these years.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 18, 2020 11:11 PM (m2EfB)

311 Miklos, the Big Samoan

Heavily.

It make be rice wine to you, but it's Sake to me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:11 PM (u82oZ)

312 The Bernie rally in Washington included free admission to some indie band. Bernie can't draw 17,000 people to simply listen to his Vermont accent and swing his arms around as he talks.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 18, 2020 11:12 PM (fip+5)

313 Trump just needs to hold off tweeting about this, it puts Barr in a bad position. The Left would love for him to resign. They're already calling for him to be impeached.
We do not need this now.

Posted by: redridinghood at February 18, 2020 11:12 PM (wiXsO)

314 Didn't know...yeesh.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

315 It make be rice wine to you, but it's Sake to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*dumps bucket of water on Salty*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 11:13 PM (G546f)

316 Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (u82oZ)

Oh no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 18, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

317
LOL. The DNC has to be suicidal at this point.

I think that there is no chance that Bernie wins the general election. Even if he is at risk for winning, that's no reason to support a Democratic "moderate". The "moderates" agree with Bernie's goals - they just think it will take twenty years to get there.

Trump vs. Bernie. Bring. It. On.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


Oh, I definitely think Bernie would be easier to beat. That's why the dwarf is running. He'd be pushed as a moderate. Can't push Bernie as a moderate.

Posted by: nerdygirl at February 18, 2020 11:13 PM (+lVUW)

318 listen to his Vermont accent and swing his arms around as he talks.
Posted by: Jen
-----------

NOT Vermont.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 18, 2020 11:13 PM (ELw0j)

319 If the hem was any shorter...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/y7grzeer

Posted by: davidt at February 18, 2020 11:14 PM (l3+k2)

320 {{{ Ladyl }}}

Long may your radiance banish darkness.

Village Idiot's Apprentice and I were there for almost exactly the same 4 years. He was at an Air Force base to the north, and I was in a small housing area overlooking Yokohama and later at a Naval Station.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:14 PM (u82oZ)

321 Re: DONALD AYER quote.

Yes, Don. That will get Barr to stop what he's doing.

I'm 100% in agreement with JackStraw with how this is going to eventually turn out. I've got the patience to see how the story ends - it's going to be a lot of fun seeing a lot of vaunted reputations fall. Maybe even some perp walks.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 18, 2020 11:14 PM (m2EfB)

322
The Bernie rally in Washington included free admission to some indie
band. Bernie can't draw 17,000 people to simply listen to his Vermont
accent and swing his arms around as he talks.

Posted by: Jen
Sorry, it's Western Wa. yes he can. Dammit.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 18, 2020 11:14 PM (2ygtH)

323 It make be rice wine to you, but it's Sake to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*bows, makes another attempt to drink sake from an inexplicably square wooden box*

Posted by: Miklos, your Ginsu-to guy at February 18, 2020 11:14 PM (QzkSJ)

324 Yoko Ono is good, but she's no Tanya Tagac.

Posted by: French Jeton at February 18, 2020 11:15 PM (9Nrxu)

325 The Bernie rally in Washington included free admission to some indie band. Bernie can't draw 17,000 people to simply listen to his Vermont accent and swing his arms around as he talks.

You don't know us very well, do you?

Bernie got equivalent crowds here in 2016.

Posted by: Seattle! at February 18, 2020 11:15 PM (I2/tG)

326 vmom 2020

Ah, the classics are remembered.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:15 PM (u82oZ)

327 326 Yoko Ono is good, but she's no Tanya Tagac.
Posted by: French Jeton at February 18, 2020 11:15 PM (9Nrxu)

Or even an Yma Sumac.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 18, 2020 11:16 PM (m2EfB)

328 Offbeat music? ♪

Somewhere, somehow, decades ago, I acquired two albums by The Hello People. Singing, musical mimes. Whut? Some interesting songs, unique sound. I don't recall ever actually seeing them, though, until I searched on YooToob just now.

This song reflects an interesting mix of feelings, and reflects the confusions of the times - partly sounds like hippie political protest, love beats h8, but also laments sending out troops to round up those who worship God instead of the state.

Back when I used to listen to their albums... I didn't think very deeply politically. Just liked the mellow folky sound. And that no one else seemed to have ever heard of them.

Anthem - Hello People
https://youtu.be/H2MiODsMY30

Posted by: mindful webworker
but, but, Barbarella's zero-G strip-tease!
at February 18, 2020 11:16 PM (EUw/L)

329 'The raising of that flag means a Marine Corps for the next 500 years. '
I certainly hope so Gen Howlin' Mad Smith. I really do.

Posted by: NZFrank with a M2 at February 18, 2020 11:16 PM (tAuzy)

330 listen to his Vermont accent and swing his arms around as he talks.
Posted by: Jen
-----------

NOT Vermont.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Bernie is from the New Yawk part of Vermont, not the Masshole part.

Point to Jen.

Posted by: Prof. Miklos Henry-Higgins at February 18, 2020 11:17 PM (QzkSJ)

331 Thanks for the Time of the Season redirect.

Great song.

Posted by: eleven at February 18, 2020 11:17 PM (QLPEO)

332 322 {{{ Ladyl }}}

Long may your radiance banish darkness.

Village Idiot's Apprentice and I were there for almost exactly the same 4 years. He was at an Air Force base to the north, and I was in a small housing area overlooking Yokohama and later at a Naval Station.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:14 PM (u82oZ)


That's very cool.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

333 if i see one more kazoo playing commercial, i'll need a new tv.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

334 Thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at February 18, 2020 11:19 PM (cvBL6)

335 The Boy Scouts are going
bankrupt because they are being sued for gay scout leaders raping
children AND California want to legalize gay scout leaders having sex
with children.


I guess it is a pretty clear cause and effect but a f*cking evil one.

Apparently, the thought of weeding out the pedos and instituting a vigorous and public zero tolerance policy never occurred to them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 18, 2020 10:56 PM (HaL55)

Yes, and now this one: Catholic priests are all rapists because they cannot get married, so they rape altar boys, but all of the rapists of altar boys are demonstratively homosexual, so marrying a woman wouldn't really help much, and under this CA law, it wouldn't be illegal to rape the altar boys, anyway.

But, Catholics are evil because they believe that homosexual acts are sinful....

Uh...

I just cannot proggie, no matter how hard I work this brain of mine.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 18, 2020 11:19 PM (vVOK2)

336 317 It make be rice wine to you, but it's Sake to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I just got it!

***groan***

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:20 PM (TdMsT)

337 The always entertaining SecondCityCop blog is discussing Blago tonight.

Posted by: corn and beans at February 18, 2020 11:20 PM (tkNkP)

338 So it is now an actual crime to even acknowledge that people who are deeply fucked in the head, are in fact, deeply fucked in the head. Got it.



What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: Common Tater at February 18, 2020 10:31 PM (lGHQg)


It stopped being the fairy tale of the Emperor's new clothes, and has become the fairy tale of the kid who was beaten by the mob and burned at the stake for voicing blasphemy.

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2020 11:20 PM (6rS3m)

339 317 It make be rice wine to you, but it's Sake to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

*dumps bucket of water on Salty*
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 18, 2020 11:13 PM (G546f)

"Here come da judge, here come da judge..."

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 18, 2020 11:21 PM (vVOK2)

340 > I've never seen a Columbus snowplow.

Sorry, I came in late. This is some type of sexual position, right?

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:07 PM (Ewo9R)

Never engooglen the Albuquerque Turnstile.

Mostly cuz it's a wordplay thing I made up years ago, here, playing off the weird stuff like the Cleveland Steamer, and the Jack Sauce Gambit.

But. Rule 34. It may exist by now. The internet is a strange and icky place. Bring mud boots.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:21 PM (x8Wzq)

341 It make be rice wine to you, but it's Sake to me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


I just got it!

***groan***
Posted by: Ladyl

You have to read it in a Richard Nixon voice.

Posted by: Rich "Miklos" Little at February 18, 2020 11:22 PM (QzkSJ)

342 Salty Dawg, probably the best homage ever to Apocalypse Now plus shows what happens when modern military hardware is pitted against Imperial Roman military hardware. Hint it ain't pretty when an 'Iron Pegasus' exterminates so many enemies in mere seconds.

Of course, its an anime.

https://youtu.be/v5-hthd39wM

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:23 PM (sv4d/)

343 Ladyl

Laugh-In was one of the last TV shows I watched. That may have influenced my Dad jokes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:23 PM (u82oZ)

344
Maybe even some perp walks.
Posted by: Darrell Harris

=======

If there are no perp walks, nothing happens. Like the tree falling in the forest with no one to hear it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 18, 2020 11:23 PM (G51Gf)

345 346 Ladyl

Laugh-In was one of the last TV shows I watched. That may have influenced my Dad jokes.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:23 PM (u82oZ)


You always make me laugh!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

346 Laugh-In was one of those shows my parents did not let me watch. So I saw much of it far later, via cable TV and the Interwebs.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)

347 Where to begin? Never knew Al Green were such weird clothes, totally distracts for the vocal. Yoko gets a firm, Bigely NO.

Posted by: parker at February 18, 2020 11:25 PM (0RwPz)

348
I was thinking of going to Irish Fest in Milwaukee this summer

Accounts of Irish wakes always contain the phrase, "Among the injured were..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 18, 2020 11:25 PM (7rVsF)

349 > Yma Sumac

I'll see your Yma Sumac and raise you a Mrs. Miller.

Does anyone else remember her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2wheSpxL94

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:25 PM (Ewo9R)

350 columbus snowplow, cleveland steamer, rusty trombone, it's all buttgigg to me.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:26 PM (KP5rU)

351 349 Laugh-In was one of those shows my parents did not let me watch. So I saw much of it far later, via cable TV and the Interwebs.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:24 PM (x8Wzq)


I remember my dad, sitting in the family room, watching Laugh-In.

He did nothing but snort in disgust, but I noticed he never missed the show.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

352 Chavez!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

353 > But. Rule 34.

Many years ago, when the Internet still consisted of coconut shells connected by vines, a forum I was on attempted to think up types of porn that did NOT exist. This was a challenge, even then.

My entry: "tranny grannies".

And yeah, that's a thing now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:28 PM (Ewo9R)

354 Ladyl! How are things in Ohio?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

355 The Bernie rally in Washington included free admission to some indie
band. Bernie can't draw 17,000 people to simply listen to his Vermont
accent and swing his arms around as he talks.



Portugal the Man. I posted parody lyrics for one of their songs here that basically called Soros an unrepentant Nazi collaborator. Unfortunately that was the same night someone took exception to my posts and deleted all of them.


Still not banned, though.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 18, 2020 11:28 PM (xkSJa)

356 Barley > rice.

Posted by: parker at February 18, 2020 11:29 PM (0RwPz)

357 Tranny Grannies?

I think Monty Python beat you to the punch.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:29 PM (sv4d/)

358 Ana, I found this and thought of you: this guy built an electromagnet radial engine. then he rebuilt it so you could see the internals working

https://youtu.be/2Alj8HWmeAQ

Posted by: Kindltot at February 18, 2020 11:30 PM (6rS3m)

359 Hmm, obscure but favorite bands (if I were a COB)...

1. Fleshtones - garage rock band out of NYC in the 80s
2. Mooney Suzuki - garage rock band out of NYC in the 90s
3. Joe Jackson - his first two albums, Look Sharp and Im The Man, still hold up 40 years later
4. Alan Haven - British Keyboard Ace - voted best organist in the world several years running, played on From Russia With Love and Goldfinger, and married one of Pussy Galores pilots
5. My Life with the Thrill Kill Kurt - a rather dark band, with some satanic imagery, but amazing music - check Feel the Bite, Sexplosion, Girl without a Planet, Martini Built for Two

Last two, with a hat tip to Miklos -

6. Johnny Adam aka the Tan Nightingale - check out the album One Foot In the Blues for some of the greatest blues vocals ever, accompanied by Lonnie Smith on organ - simply awesome! And
7. Lena Lovitch - released two great albums in the late seventies then largely disappeared

Posted by: Slash buzz at February 18, 2020 11:30 PM (q9hLt)

360 You always make me laugh!
Posted by: Ladyl

You bet your sweet bippy!

Posted by: Miklos, still uncertian on provenance and meaning at February 18, 2020 11:30 PM (QzkSJ)

361 So Barr looks like he's ready to part ways...second look at Ed Meese? He's tanned, rested, and the plural of mouse.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2020 11:31 PM (DY3v8)

362 And where does one find this thing called hashish
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


Ah, now, that's a good one. I don't know if they have such a thing in the new local cannabis dispensaries because I ain't sick so I can't go in there. But back when I wandered in the black markets, about all I ever saw was cakey green "pollen" hash - equivalent of ditch weed.

There was a desperate period decades (and long-expired statute of limitations) ago, which I survived largely because of a relative's care package including what looked like three desiccated mummy digits - black Afghani finger hash. Never had or seen anything like it before or since. Fortunately. Of that, I could too easily have become a habitué!

Posted by: mindful webworker
hash is to ashes beats dust and rust
at February 18, 2020 11:32 PM (EUw/L)

363 Accounts of Irish wakes always contain the phrase, "Among the injured were..."

Worse yet, it's a family reunion.

I can only imagine the body count.

Posted by: Seattle! at February 18, 2020 11:32 PM (I2/tG)

364 I posted parody lyrics for one of their songs here that basically called Soros an unrepentant Nazi collaborator. Unfortunately that was the same night someone took exception to my posts and deleted all of them.


Still not banned, though.
Posted by: Blanco Basura


Well of course.

Calling Soros an unrepentant Nazi collaborator is not, strictly speaking, parody.

Posted by: Miklos, because Soros is an unrepentant Nazi collaborator at February 18, 2020 11:33 PM (QzkSJ)

365 Ashley Judd's face looks like it's being pulled toward a singularity.

I mean, we're all fighting gravity as we age, but she's being pulled by the Black Hole Sun.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2020 11:33 PM (DY3v8)

366 Anna Puma

Wow. That was very strange.

Helos were too close. I saw a lack of of clear fields of fire. What is a Roman Legion doing laying siege to a walled city in Japan? So many questions.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:34 PM (u82oZ)

367
I remember my dad, sitting in the family room, watching Laugh-In.

He did nothing but snort in disgust, but I noticed he never missed the show.
Posted by: Ladyl


My dad did the same with The Smothers Brothers. I asked him why he watched it and he said he liked their musical numbers.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 18, 2020 11:34 PM (aKsyK)

368 Worse yet, it's a family reunion.

I can only imagine the body count.
Posted by: Seattle!

But think of all the beautiful weddings to follow!

Posted by: Miklos, not universally anti-Mick at February 18, 2020 11:34 PM (QzkSJ)

369 That's no moon.

Posted by: Obi Wan Baloney at February 18, 2020 11:34 PM (XVuno)

370 So at Sanders rally in Denver Sunday night.....Bernie bro went after a Black Guns Matter guy. Violence as usual

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 18, 2020 11:34 PM (/UQ/R)

371 where does one find hashish?

well, for me, there was this one girl i knew, she always asked if i wanted to smoke some camel shit and screw. that's all i remember.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

372 Primus is doing a tour from May through August this year they are calling A Tribute to Kings, in which they will play Rush's A Farewell to Kings album in full, then do a Primus set.

Talk about must buy tickets.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2020 11:35 PM (KW7bH)

373 > Ashley Judd's face looks like it's being pulled toward a singularity.

Like the Soundgarden video for Black Hole Sun.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:35 PM (Ewo9R)

374

The owners of the Red Sox are scum. New York scum.

I'm glad they hung out Alex Cora to dry. No decent manager will want to work for these NY shits after how they treated Cora and Francona.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at February 18, 2020 11:37 PM (v2QQW)

375 > Calling Soros an unrepentant Nazi collaborator is not, strictly speaking, parody.

Indeed. As I recall, his "excuse" was along the lines of "Well, SOMEONE was gonna snatch the property of all those murdered Jews. Why not me?"

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:37 PM (Ewo9R)

376 Have a wonderful night everyone. May your dreams be ... triumphant.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 18, 2020 11:37 PM (u82oZ)

377 Last two, with a hat tip to Miklos -


Posted by: Slash buzz

*reciprocal hat tip*

Especially Fleshtones and Joe Jackson.

Posted by: Miklos, with an American Beat at February 18, 2020 11:37 PM (QzkSJ)

378 But think of all the beautiful weddings to follow!

We're (mostly) Wisconsin Irish, not redneck.

There's a difference - I think.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 18, 2020 11:38 PM (I2/tG)

379 And, who is Don Ayer?

Why, he's the guy who was appointed to be an Assistant Attorney General by GHW Bush in 1989, but got fired for being shitty at his job in May 1990, and was replaced by . . .

William Barr.

A little something to keep in mind when reading his banana republic comment.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 18, 2020 11:38 PM (KW7bH)

380 Some illegals are greater than others.

By the way, where is that bus stop?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 18, 2020 11:40 PM (ePWRo)

381 Actually in the anime Gate a large Roman architecture style building that is a trans-world gateway appears in the Ginza. A Roman Legios with demi-human support attacks through it but is repulsed. Three months later the JSDF goes through the gate to find out what is on the other side. And the Empire, to quote LeiLei, soon realizes it has 'stepped on a griffon's tail' as its armies are obliterated. The Battle of Italica occurs after this when survivors of the massacre turn to banditry and lay siege to the city of Italica.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:40 PM (sv4d/)

382 357 Ladyl! How are things in Ohio?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:28 PM (KP5rU)

Other than tennis--boring.

But I planned my Maine trip today with a friend.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)

383 Indeed. As I recall, his "excuse" was along the lines of "Well, SOMEONE was gonna snatch the property of all those murdered Jews. Why not me?"
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia

It became known, later, from SEC filings, that Soros effectively "shorted" the USA at first word of the 9/11 attacks. Major profit on the post-attack dip.

Asked about that -"if I hadn't done it, someone else would have."

Posted by: Miklos, not forgetting at February 18, 2020 11:41 PM (QzkSJ)

384 385: awesome, ladyl. wife and i are going cross country when she retires in april. it will be my last long drive.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:43 PM (KP5rU)

385 387 385: awesome, ladyl. wife and i are going cross country when she retires in april. it will be my last long drive.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:43 PM (KP5rU)


That sounds wonderful.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:43 PM (TdMsT)

386 By the way, where is that bus stop?
Posted by: Braenyard

Disclaimer: I learned Misanthropy from you, Dad MisHum


https://tinyurl.com/wofqzyq

Posted by: Miklos, in "safe" mode at February 18, 2020 11:44 PM (QzkSJ)

387 Same logic as used by Warren Buffett: "someone was going to take over the family businesses who couldn't afford their estate tax bill, why not me?"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2020 11:45 PM (DY3v8)

388 I remember my dad, sitting in the family room, watching Laugh-In.

He did nothing but snort in disgust, but I noticed he never missed the show.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

My pop was never a TV guy. He liked a few shows; Bob Newhart, Barney Miller, old Gunsmoke reruns.

Mom ran the TV. Thus I was not allowed to watch Charlie's Angels por ejemplo.

We saw a lot of The Love Boat and Fantasy Island.

My buddy had HBO. So I would go up to his house to watch Body Heat.

I made do. heh.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:45 PM (x8Wzq)

389 384 Actually in the anime Gate a large Roman architecture style building that is a trans-world gateway appears in the Ginza. A Roman Legios with demi-human support attacks through it but is repulsed. Three months later the JSDF goes through the gate to find out what is on the other side. And the Empire, to quote LeiLei, soon realizes it has 'stepped on a griffon's tail' as its armies are obliterated. The Battle of Italica occurs after this when survivors of the massacre turn to banditry and lay siege to the city of Italica.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:40 PM (sv4d/)


I watched that one. I enjoyed it, but in parts it sorta strayed into being a recruiting video for the JSDF.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 18, 2020 11:46 PM (wGeit)

390 ladyl, the plan is to drive from wisconsin to the coast of south carolina. then, to vegas. we will wander back through the west this summer, back to wisconsin. i should be broke, or dead by then. can't wait.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

391 I do recall that Dad liked the Smothers Brothers.

and The Muppet Show. hell. That was quality there. Any puppet show that can have Alice Cooper guest star is quality. I love The Muppet Show.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)

392 {{{{Ladyl}}}}

Hope you are well this evening. A trip to Maine will be lovely!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 18, 2020 11:48 PM (/UQ/R)

393 Yeah it is a recruiting video because the main hero, Itami, is an otaku first and officer second. But it becomes apparent this point in time was created just for him.

The battle at the hot spring is another outstanding moment.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:49 PM (sv4d/)

394 the muppets were great back in the day.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:49 PM (KP5rU)

395 Ana, I found this and thought of you: this guy built an electromagnet radial engine. then he rebuilt it so you could see the internals working

https://youtu.be/2Alj8HWmeAQ
Posted by: Kindltot
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Yup. Pretty neat. The guy obviously has access to some very nice machine tools, and good skills.

I've made a couple of reciprocating motors, but only single 'cylinder'.

I would like to know how the electronics are driven. It is curious that he has to manually start the motor.

I also wonder about eddy currents in what appear to be brass spools.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 18, 2020 11:49 PM (PlZlj)

396 i should be broke, or dead by then. can't wait.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I have some Esso maps you can use.

Forget TripAdviser, these have pencil notes from 1957.

Posted by: Miklos, who manages without GPS at February 18, 2020 11:50 PM (QzkSJ)

397 308 Okay all Metal fans, thumbs up? First part of video is head fake

https://youtu.be/mu2z4Uf9Tgc
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:10 PM (sv4d/)

It's like a metal version of Shonin Knife

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at February 18, 2020 11:51 PM (DjiZK)

398 we will wander back through the west this summer, back to wisconsin. i should be broke, or dead by then. can't wait.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

If you happen to be anywhere near Fort Collins on your journey, stop by and we'll exchange high-fives. I also know of a few quality breweries and distilleries. Also good restaurants.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:51 PM (x8Wzq)

399 399: miklos, i'm sure all the stuckey's are identified.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:52 PM (KP5rU)

400 Chavez--that sounds fantastic!

And then you'll come to the TX Mome, right?

{{{WDS}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at February 18, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)

401 I would like to know more about the bikini girls outside the bungalow.

I'll take the corn-fed Midwestern girl in the pink bikini against a model from Sports Illus..., oh, wait.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 18, 2020 11:52 PM (DY3v8)

402 Reading about blacks moving out of Chicago is similar to what my mom and dad did, back in 1969, after I was born.

Most of my dad's siblings still reside in Chicago. He and Uncle Perry (who moved to L.A.) were the only ones who did.

Posted by: SMH at February 18, 2020 11:53 PM (RU4sa)

403 No flaming skull with Rod hair? He was just set free.

Posted by: Elliot M. at February 18, 2020 11:53 PM (ylsx2)

404 401: pug, you're on. have a few friends around there i need to visit. colorado is definitely on the mission.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

405 228 I agree 100% with comment #360.
Posted by: ... at February 18, 2020 10:46 PM (Wge+f)

360 Tranny Grannies?

I think Monty Python beat you to the punch.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:29 PM (sv4d/)

Well, she isn't lying.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 11:54 PM (2B9A/)

406 . I also know of a few quality breweries and distilleries. Also good restaurants.
Posted by: Pug Mahon

There was some idea about a Moron-sourced Guide to Road Trip Chow 'n Chug locales.

Posted by: Miklos, leaving room for another slice of bourbon pie at February 18, 2020 11:54 PM (QzkSJ)

407 chavez.....you need to get ahold of me as well!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 18, 2020 11:56 PM (/UQ/R)

408 403: ladyl, texas momee is in october, right? not sure they're ready for my subversive tendencies.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:56 PM (KP5rU)

409 Wow that is some serious skill and patience that went into building that electric motor.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:57 PM (sv4d/)

410 410: we'll do that.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

411 That's it. Stuff to do before I can hit the hay, so I'd better go and do.

Good night, sweet dreams, and remember...
God loves you... anyway.

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘...

Posted by: mindful webworker
real reality has never been tried
at February 18, 2020 11:57 PM (EUw/L)

412 Night MW.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 18, 2020 11:57 PM (2B9A/)

413 pug, you're on. have a few friends around there i need to visit. colorado is definitely on the mission.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:54 PM (KP5rU)

Cool. I've met some quality 'rons and 'ettes in the past couple of years. Gimme a couple days notice, we can meet anywhere for a beer. My office is really fine with me saying "Hey, I'm taking tomorrow off. Be back Wednesday."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 18, 2020 11:57 PM (x8Wzq)

414 I can spot 13 Ethiopian snipers in tonight's ONT Picture.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 18, 2020 11:58 PM (qu1px)

415 miklos, i'm sure all the stuckey's are identified.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

I see.

You want the postcards and matchbooks as well.

And sure, the Stuckey's Peanut Brittle.

*note-NGU is an Actual Dentist*

Posted by: Miklos, at Big Jim's Rancho Grande Motor Lodge at February 18, 2020 11:58 PM (QzkSJ)

416 416: sounds great, pug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:58 PM (KP5rU)

417 Anytime a northerner makes fun of southern hicks I asked them to look up where the youngest builder of a nuclear reactor is from and then look up the second youngest.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

418 418: miklos, HA!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:59 PM (KP5rU)

419 413 410: we'll do that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 18, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

that could work. I'm just an hour or so north of WDS's AO.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 19, 2020 12:00 AM (x8Wzq)

420 My office is really fine with me saying "Hey, I'm taking tomorrow off. Be back Wednesday."
Posted by: Pug Mahon

On Wednesdays? Highly cool.

Posted by: Miklos, on Valu-Rite flextime at February 19, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

421 Jim - SND:

If you are on prednisone, take it in the morning instead of later, and won't be so wired at night. I hate the stuff, but it is stamping down the rheumatoid arthritis pretty good.

Posted by: The Neon Madman at February 19, 2020 12:01 AM (KSXRc)

422 Posted by: Pug Mahon

On Wednesdays? Highly cool.
Posted by: Miklos, on Valu-Rite flextime at February 19, 2020 12:00 AM (QzkSJ)

My office also has beer in the fridge.

*Jon Lovitz voice* Jjjealous??

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 19, 2020 12:01 AM (x8Wzq)

423 damn, colorado sounds like a great diversion for a few days. i'm getting pumped.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:01 AM (KP5rU)

424 My office also has beer in the fridge.

*Jon Lovitz voice* Jjjealous??
Posted by: Pug Mahon

Yes. My homeoffice housekitchen has beer, but I pay for it.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking germanly for some reason..oh, the beer at February 19, 2020 12:03 AM (QzkSJ)

425 420 Anytime a northerner makes fun of southern hicks I asked them to look up where the youngest builder of a nuclear reactor is from and then look up the second youngest.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 18, 2020 11:59 PM (2DOZq)

I remain blissfully unaware that any one area of the country has a lock on the biggest number of idiots and dolts. Seems like I can always find a lion's share of them, no matter where I happen to be.

Hell, I've even been one of 'em.

Sometimes daily.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 19, 2020 12:04 AM (vVOK2)

426 https://tinyurl.com/qjwhjja

If you need to see evil in action, and know what life is up against, this set of videos makes it very clear.

These women are possessed.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 19, 2020 12:06 AM (vVOK2)

427 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.

Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

428 428: this. i wrote the book on lunacy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:07 AM (KP5rU)

429 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve

Buenos tacos cada noche!

Posted by: Miklos, overdue for midnite snack at February 19, 2020 12:07 AM (QzkSJ)

430 night, steve.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:07 AM (KP5rU)

431 Midwest? Posers.

https://tinyurl.com/wc2ro3a

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 19, 2020 12:08 AM (vVOK2)

432 i wrote the book on lunacy.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Only one review on Amazon:

5 stars. Crazy, man.

-Maynard G. Krebs

Posted by: Miklos, overdue for library books at February 19, 2020 12:09 AM (QzkSJ)

433 https://tinyurl.com/tlwnxbq

And, a whole article of them.

Posted by: tcn in AK at February 19, 2020 12:09 AM (vVOK2)

434 435: miklos, HA!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:10 AM (KP5rU)

435 The history of ideological extremism is instead a war of all factions against one another. Victor Davis Hanson

I have long awaited the War of the Fellow Travelers.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 19, 2020 12:11 AM (jK8Z7)

436 Goodnight all, thanks for the fun chat tonight.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 19, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)

Yup, me too. G'night.

*dons old timey pajama shirt and night cap, lights candle, treads off to weirdly immense canopy bed*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 19, 2020 12:12 AM (x8Wzq)

437 ..Jim - SND:

If you are on prednisone, take it in the morning instead of later, and won't be so wired at night. I hate the stuff, but it is stamping down the rheumatoid arthritis pretty good.

Posted by: The Neon Madman at February 19, 2020 12:01 AM (KSXRc)



Am not on Prednisone. Merely riffing on the Prednisone Thread, down yonder.

I was prescribed such, back in the late '80s. Huge flu, bordering on pneumonia, all kinds of inflamed lungs n' stuff.

Took ONE pill.

And flushed the rest down the crapper.

I think a bad LSD trip would've been preferable.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 12:12 AM (QzJWU)

438 "These women are possessed."

When you think about it, it's really not fair that women have the power over men that they do.

They have half of the votes and 100% of the woo woo.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at February 19, 2020 12:12 AM (w7KSn)

439 i had no idea lon cheney and the queen were tight.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

440 later, pug.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:13 AM (KP5rU)

441 If you are on prednisone, take it in the morning
instead of later, and won't be so wired at night. I hate the stuff, but
it is stamping down the rheumatoid arthritis pretty good.

Posted by: The Neon Madman at February 19, 2020 12:01 AM (KSXRc)

Warning on prednisone -- my wife stopped cold turkey and her face swelled up like a big round pumpkin. You have to taper when you stop.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 19, 2020 12:13 AM (jK8Z7)

442 chavez.....would love to meet you! Know how good you are to Slap! Colorado Morondevous is April 25th.....

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 12:15 AM (/UQ/R)

443 By pushing climate change hysteria, thus filling children's heads with dread for the future and fear of literal extinction, the APA is merely building their client base. A shrewd business decision.

Posted by: Average Guy at February 19, 2020 12:16 AM (BaHwF)

444 what in the absolute fuck is the deal with every millenial phucktard and their idiotic poindexter glasses and concentration camp hairdo's? am i missing something?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:16 AM (KP5rU)

445 The history of ideological extremism is instead a war of all factions against one another. Victor Davis Hanson

I have long awaited the War of the Fellow Travelers.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon


The three Dem contenders may be Nasty, Brutish, and Short.

Posted by: Miklos Burke at February 19, 2020 12:16 AM (QzkSJ)

446

An Indiana man with a less-than-prophetic tattoo is back behind bars.

The Terre Haute Police Department said 38-year-old Donald Murray was arrested Monday morning after a short pursuit. Murray was featured on an episode of A&E's "Live PD" in December as he eluded police.

Murray's mugshot has earned him notoriety for the tattoo on his forehead, which reads "CRIME PAYS."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2020 12:17 AM (aKsyK)

447 Caesar, good to see you here (if you're still here).

As a member of the legal guild, any thoughts on WTFF with the Ayer quote above?

I know it's a question that arises almost hourly in "Donald Trump's America", specifically, "WTFF are these people talking about? What did I miss? Specifics, please?".


Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 12:17 AM (El6T/)

448 449

An Indiana man with a less-than-prophetic tattoo is back behind bars.

The Terre Haute Police Department said 38-year-old Donald Murray was arrested Monday morning after a short pursuit. Murray was featured on an episode of A&E's "Live PD" in December as he eluded police.

Murray's mugshot has earned him notoriety for the tattoo on his forehead, which reads "CRIME PAYS."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2020 12:17 AM (aKsyK)

Crime can most definitely pay, but not if you're an idiot.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 12:17 AM (NWiLs)

449 445: would love to be there. but, i will be doggeh sitting. shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:18 AM (KP5rU)

450 Took ONE pill.

And flushed the rest down the crapper.



The pufferfish set records that year.

Posted by: Miklos, Unrepentant Piscatarian at February 19, 2020 12:19 AM (QzkSJ)

451 >>>Crime can most definitely pay, but not if you're an idiot.

Just ask the DC swamp critters

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 12:19 AM (aA3+G)

452 chavez....still if you make a swing through Colorado .......get a hold of pug and I.....email in my nic

Posted by: westminsterdogshow.....ColoradoMorondevous2020 at February 19, 2020 12:21 AM (/UQ/R)

453 what in the absolute fuck is the deal with every millenial phucktard and their idiotic poindexter glasses and concentration camp hairdo's? am i missing something?
Posted by: chavez the hugo
--------

"Look at me!" Not that they are superficial and self-involved.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:22 AM (cN2g/)

454 The three Dem contenders may be Nasty, Brutish, and Short.
Posted by: Miklos Burke
-----

The Three Stooges?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:23 AM (cN2g/)

455 "Look at me!" Not that they are superficial and self-involved.
Posted by: Mike Hammer
----

I left out 'shallow'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:24 AM (cN2g/)

456 Hey, I can't carry the ONT by myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:25 AM (cN2g/)

457 Recall a story (80s? early 90s?) of a career perp in CA who had a yellow Corvette (yes) with the personalized license plates "Evil" (yes).

He pulled another heist and ..... was easily located.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 12:25 AM (El6T/)

458

Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe?

Ditchum, Quicke, and Hyde?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 19, 2020 12:26 AM (rCwaK)

459 Hey rhomboid, I was upthread. I'll have to go look at the Ayer quote. But in the mesantime, I left a couple of willowed messages for you about partisans a few days ago. I cannot recommend strongly enough "The Ascent." Soviet film from the 1970s, back when there were still people around who had been partisans and knew the life. Filmed on location in Belarus in winter. You get frostbite watching it.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 19, 2020 12:27 AM (jK8Z7)

460 I can give you my opinion on Ayer's quote: he's a piece of shit deep stater much like that piece of shit Ramsey Clark a generation ago. He's proof that the mindset inside the Bush administration was ALL Uniparty, and the reason why the Judiciary was always the same, no matter which party got the appointments.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 19, 2020 12:27 AM (V2Yro)

461
what in the absolute fuck is the deal with every millenial phucktard and their idiotic poindexter glasses and concentration camp hairdo's? am i missing something?
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Fifty years ago it was long hair and Ben Franklin "granny glasses." And bell bottom pants.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 19, 2020 12:27 AM (aKsyK)

462 I see that Bernie is going to refuse to release his medical records.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 12:28 AM (Ewo9R)

463 Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe?

Ditchum, Quicke, and Hyde?
Posted by: publius
------

Drill 'em, Fill 'em, and Bill 'em?

No, wait...that's dentists.
*looks around nervously for NGU*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:29 AM (C47yV)

464 > what in the absolute fuck is the deal with every millenial phucktard and their idiotic poindexter glasses and concentration camp hairdo's? am i missing something?

Remember the Junior Anti-Sex League in 1984?

Yeah. That.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 12:29 AM (Ewo9R)

465 464: i'm going there. but, no fucking bell bottoms. i always go opposite of the dipshits. working on the geddy lee style.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:30 AM (KP5rU)

466 I see that Bernie is going to refuse to release his medical records.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia
------

He's probably forgotten where he left them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:30 AM (C47yV)

467 rhomboid, on the Ayer quote, I honestly have no idea what these people are talking about. Maybe the enforcement of previously unenforced immigration laws? That's what really gets their juices flowing.
I have been predicting violence against ICE and CBP officers and facilities right after the reelection. It will be abetted and, in some cases encouraged, by prominent Democrats and members of the media. The inauguration will definitely have a simultaneous bloody riot, and I would not rule out a terrorist incident somewhere timed to coincide with the oath. January 21, 2021 is going to be interesting.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 19, 2020 12:32 AM (jK8Z7)

468 medical records? fuck you, i paid my debt to society..

bernie

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU)

469 459 Hey, I can't carry the ONT by myself.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:25 AM (cN2g/)

You could if you stopped skipping leg day.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 12:33 AM (NWiLs)

470 hammer, it aint heavy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:34 AM (KP5rU)

471 Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 19, 2020 12:33 AM (NWiLs)

***SNORT***

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 12:34 AM (aA3+G)

472 The Three Stooges?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Joe maybe.

Not the Good Stooges.

Posted by: Miklos, doing the Curley Shuffle at February 19, 2020 12:35 AM (QzkSJ)

473 ***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

Hey-that's my line!

Posted by: Hunter Biden Sr. at February 19, 2020 12:38 AM (QzkSJ)

474
You could if you stopped skipping leg day.
Posted by: Insomniac
---

I have a sense that I have missed something...and yet, I am undisturbed.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:38 AM (PlZlj)

475 Thank you, MisHum effendi.

Was my Special Friend here again for a moment?

Posted by: Miklos, with quad 40mm Anti-troll Bofors at February 19, 2020 12:40 AM (QzkSJ)

476 think i'm the only one here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:40 AM (KP5rU)

477 You could if you stopped skipping leg day.
Posted by: Insomniac
---

I have a sense that I have missed something...and yet, I am undisturbed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:38 AM (PlZlj)

It is a decent quip.

However, you saw Ike in person, so you still win.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 12:41 AM (2B9A/)

478 think i'm the only one here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

Depends on the troll's particular psychosis.

Could be thousands.

Posted by: Miklos, one (1) Miklos at February 19, 2020 12:42 AM (QzkSJ)

479 However, you saw Ike in person, so you still win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

The Horde never forgets.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:43 AM (ELw0j)

480 360 Posted by: Anna Puma at February 18, 2020 11:29 PM (sv4d/)

LOL

Posted by: ... at February 19, 2020 12:43 AM (Wge+f)

481 Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:38 AM (PlZlj)

It is a decent quip.

However, you saw Ike in person, so you still win.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

Hammer has a very unique button:

Mike Likes Ike

Posted by: Miklos, won;t check on Ebay for that one at February 19, 2020 12:43 AM (QzkSJ)

482 *looks at Amazon*

$15 for an ebook? I may have to learn a few Dutch curse words.

The book in question is 312 pages long. It is about how the Netherlands East Indies Air Force's 18 Sqn came into being and who flew those Mitchell bombers out of Australia to attack the Japanese.

Title is Bomber Boys and it was published in 2017.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2020 12:45 AM (sv4d/)

483
Mike Likes Ike
Posted by: Miklos
------

Have the campaign button, stuck to a magnet on the fridge. I wear it when I go to vote.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:45 AM (MQ1Uy)

484 'Night, all. Looks like there's going to be a spot of snow shoveling in the morning, so I'm gonna hit it.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 19, 2020 12:45 AM (Ewo9R)

485 Hammer has a very unique button:

Mike Likes Ike



And the other one

Mike Eyed Ike

Posted by: Miklos, collector of things at February 19, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

486 We dropped two atomic bombs on Japan during WWII. The Japanese retaliated with Yoko Ono, I think they overreacted.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at February 19, 2020 12:46 AM (bML9A)

487 i'm out. be well, whoever is left here.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 19, 2020 12:46 AM (KP5rU)

488 Posted by: Miklos, collector of things at February 19, 2020 12:46 AM (QzkSJ)

Interesting phrasing

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 12:47 AM (aA3+G)

489 " think i'm the only one here."

naw.

Always some lurking. Waiting. Watching. Letting every comment slip by. Savoring some. Rejecting some.

Beware of the lurking lurkers who might lurk.

They are always here.

Posted by: Quote the Lurker, "nevermore" at February 19, 2020 12:47 AM (/LQkF)

490 Hey, I can't carry the ONT by myself.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:25 AM (cN2g/)


Tote that barge,
Lift that thread!

Posted by: Old Man ONT at February 19, 2020 12:48 AM (Y8PSl)

491 Title is Bomber Boys and it was published in 2017.
Posted by: Anna Puma
------

*?*

There must be a couple of books by that approximate name, as I have one, but different.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:48 AM (MQ1Uy)

492 Interesting phrasing
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

#470

Is not Miklos

Posted by: Miklos, is Miklos at February 19, 2020 12:49 AM (QzkSJ)

493 Such a breath of fresh air here.

Posted by: Summer of Love at February 19, 2020 12:50 AM (FJrl0)

494 (FUy6n)

It's baaaaack!

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 12:51 AM (Y8PSl)

495 Tote that barge,
Lift that thread!


Clean that garage,
bake some bread !!!

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 19, 2020 12:51 AM (LPnfS)

496 Socking a regular is a no no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 12:52 AM (aA3+G)

497 Ima hang a pine scented car air freshening mini pine tree in here, just to see what happens.

Posted by: Harry Dean Stanton, always intense at February 19, 2020 12:53 AM (QzkSJ)

498 Socking a regular is a no no
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
---
It's been spritzed with Troll-B-Gone before, but, dynamic IP.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:53 AM (a0Lwn)

499 It's not socking. It's trolling. Has been doing it for awhile. Usually when there is no COB here.

Posted by: 411 at February 19, 2020 12:54 AM (/LQkF)

500 Socking a regular is a no no
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian

It's a troll who has been at it extensively the last few ONTs. Socks whoever comments. Changes hash every time.

Posted by: Miklos, The More You Know at February 19, 2020 12:54 AM (QzkSJ)

501 The Horde never forgets.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:43 AM (ELw0j)

It is such a cool story!

I envy you that one. I have come to like and admire Ike more as I have gotten older.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 12:54 AM (2B9A/)

502 Of course, its an anime.

https://youtu.be/v5-hthd39wM


Watched this and a few clips from that show. While the gratuitous violence was nice, I can't get past "Princess Pina Co Lada". Sounds like the writers originally named all the characters for drinks and renamed them later only to find out they missed one when it came time to do the voice over work.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at February 19, 2020 12:54 AM (xkSJa)

503 Socking a regular is a no no

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 19, 2020 12:52 AM (aA3+G)


The trolls have been showing up quite often of late, mostly after the Cobs are gone. To me, a sign of their fearful desperation with the election.

Hell, even I was socked last night, that's how desperate they are.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 12:56 AM (Y8PSl)

504 Tote that barge,
Lift that thread!

Clean that garage,
bake some bread !!!
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!'

Uber could use a modified "coming for to carry me home" as super-cool hip viral marketing.

Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at February 19, 2020 12:57 AM (QzkSJ)

505 Opps, Kindle version is $11.99. Book is $15.99

Written by Marianne van Velzen

And reading the few reviews it seems Marianne has fictionalized the story. So well that will be a hard pass.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2020 12:58 AM (sv4d/)

506 I envy you that one. I have come to like and admire Ike more as I have gotten older.
Posted by: Aetius451AD
--------

One reason might be that he was *not* a politician. Just a capable person who had the interests of the country at heart.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 12:59 AM (ELw0j)

507 I envy you that one. I have come to like and admire Ike more as I have gotten older.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Ummm...I saw Nixon.

And got Bob Hope's autograph.

*sigh*

I had a suit made by the same tailor as Strom Thurmond!

*more sighs*

Posted by: Miklos, dum spiro spero at February 19, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)

508 I love Pina. She is so earnest. And after Italica truly understands there is no way for the Empire to defeat the JSDF.

You forgot one of her knights who is named Beefeater.

Posted by: Anna Puma at February 19, 2020 01:00 AM (sv4d/)

509 Uber could use a modified "coming for to carry me home" as super-cool hip viral marketing.

Swinging low can be dangerous...

Them crocodiles can jump pretty high when hungry.

Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 19, 2020 01:01 AM (LPnfS)

510 Caesar, thanks.

Will be searching out the partisan flick immediately. I've had reasonable luck finding Russian films on UToob, especially older ones.

Well if it is a reference to immigration law, it's of course absurd (like everything they seem to say).

I'm not the only one but I find the level of absurdity in political accusations, the complete detachment from mundane reality, to have become markedly worse since Trump descended the elevator.

Well as you know there already have been attacks on ICE facilities and personnel. My new favorite: major banks refusing to provide services for ICE contractors.

Actually this is infuriating, appalling, and terrifying, and instructive.

I see little evidence that responsible serious approaches to this key issue exist much outside (parts of) the administration. The mediocrity, smallness, cowardice, and uselessness of the GOP (not just the poster boy/whipping boy favorites, either) has become even more disgusting.

Even in FL, where DeSantis is the best governor in the country (he'd be good even if the competition weren't so tepid), the state senate will likely amend the e-Verify bill to exclude agriculture. In the US Senate, three GOP seat-warmers are pondering introducing an ag illegal amnesty.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 01:03 AM (El6T/)

511 Ummm...I saw Nixon.

And got Bob Hope's autograph.

*sigh*

I had a suit made by the same tailor as Strom Thurmond!

*more sighs*
Posted by: Miklos
----------

I had a one-on-one lunch with Lester Maddox. No pick handles.

Actually, one of the most interesting meetings I have had lately was with Mark Meadows and his wife, while I was walking the dog.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 01:03 AM (d4+cE)

512 I love Pina. She is so earnest.



Important.

I won't tell you what "pina" means in Hungarian, 'cause Nice Miklos.

Posted by: Miklos, thinking Olivia Wilde at February 19, 2020 01:03 AM (QzkSJ)

513 Actually, one of the most interesting meetings I have had lately was with Mark Meadows and his wife, while I was walking the dog.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Well, Meadows is Good People. I wonder what Trump has him lined up for. Maybe Mulvaney II, Second Term Boogaloo.

Posted by: Miklos, who if nominated, will not accept at February 19, 2020 01:06 AM (QzkSJ)

514 I do not like Ike.

Posted by: Tina at February 19, 2020 01:08 AM (aKsyK)

515 Them crocodiles can jump pretty high when hungry.
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez

Crocs?

Oh girl, hand me my messenger bag and Just Get Out

Posted by: Miklos, off to PelotonVespa class at February 19, 2020 01:09 AM (QzkSJ)

516 ..Ummm...I saw Nixon.

And got Bob Hope's autograph.

*sigh*

I had a suit made by the same tailor as Strom Thurmond!

*more sighs*

Posted by: Miklos, dum spiro spero at February 19, 2020 01:00 AM (QzkSJ)



Yeah, I was in Kindergaten. But I got my pic taken while sitting next to Barry Goldwater at Sea World, in San Diego, CA.

1963, for the '64 election.

My late, beloved Mom, was more proud of that photo than 'bout anything else in the albums.

And it was lost in the 5 ft. of saltwater in my garage that was Hurricane Ike.

But I'll honor her memory, by remembering the moment.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:09 AM (QzJWU)

517 What's the over/under on the fat assed bagpiper flouncing? If he does, who does TGE give the nod to?

Posted by: Relevant to the times at February 19, 2020 01:11 AM (/LQkF)

518 I do not like Ike.
Posted by: Tina

That's really you, Mike.
We agreed never in public.


https://www.mikeandike.com/

Posted by: Miklos, divorce lawyer to the non-binary candy brands at February 19, 2020 01:12 AM (QzkSJ)

519 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Well, nobody like that Ike.

Posted by: Miklos, who liked Katrina and the Waves until at February 19, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)

520 What's the over/under on the fat assed bagpiper flouncing? If he does, who does TGE give the nod to?
Posted by: Relevant

No flouncing.

Flouncing ability is closely related to BMI.

Posted by: Miklos, a trim fellow, or the moustache at least at February 19, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)

521 Yeah, I was in Kindergaten. But I got my pic taken while sitting next to Barry Goldwater at Sea World, in San Diego, CA.


C'mon Jim.


Was he feeding Purina Commie Chow to the dolphins?

Posted by: Miklos, one would like to think at February 19, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)

522 ..Well, nobody like that Ike.

Posted by: Miklos, who liked Katrina and the Waves until at February 19, 2020 01:14 AM (QzkSJ)



In the long run, Hurricane Ike was a blessing to Galveston Island.

Spontaneous Urban Renewal, and the Code Compliance Scrubbing of all Sub Par Structures, after the storm.

Crime rate went down to damn near zero.

Pity I had to lose a very nice sailboat due to the tempest.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:19 AM (QzJWU)

523 And it was lost in the 5 ft. of saltwater in my garage that was Hurricane Ike.

Jim
--------

Thus during my several hurricane evacuations, the photos are the first thing that I pack up to take.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 01:19 AM (a0Lwn)

524 Posted by: Miklos, a trim fellow, or the moustache at least at February 19, 2020 01:16 AM (QzkSJ)


I think I read from some twateratti the bagpipe barr was starting to hang out at Applebee's. He's gonna flounce.

I'll bet ya a burnt T-bone on it.

Posted by: Relevant to the times at February 19, 2020 01:20 AM (/LQkF)

525 "One man with courage makes a majority."-Thomas Jefferson

"One Miklos with a keyboard makes a majority of late ONT comments"-Famous Internet Knowledge Things

Posted by: Miklos, footnoting self at February 19, 2020 01:22 AM (QzkSJ)

526 The excess delta radiation of the nukes mutated the vocal chords of a young Yoko.

Posted by: klaftern at February 19, 2020 01:23 AM (RuIsu)

527 ..C'mon Jim.


Was he feeding Purina Commie Chow to the dolphins?

Posted by: Miklos, one would like to think at February 19, 2020 01:18 AM (QzkSJ)



He did not harbor such hate for the dolphins.

The Walruses though, provably ate the commie chow. Proof being the 20 ft. radius of hideous odors which emanated from their public display and empondment.

Would make a Hog Farm seem to be Febreeze, by comparison.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:23 AM (QzJWU)

528 In the long run, Hurricane Ike was a blessing to Galveston Island.

Spontaneous Urban Renewal, and the Code Compliance Scrubbing of all Sub Par Structures, after the storm.

Crime rate went down to damn near zero.

Pity I had to lose a very nice sailboat due to the tempest.



Jim

Did y'all..ummm...talk to the New Orleans people?

I guess not.

Posted by: Miklos, who prepared for a few hurrimacanes, but never evacuated at February 19, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)

529 Back from a trip out for a bite. The Suburban wouldn't start; had a dead battery, so I opened the garage, fired up the 1960 Studebaker Lark, and took it instead. And it ran just fine, too.

And if I still lived in Vancouver, I'd find me a way to sabotage that dope dispenser machine. Gorilla Glue in the coin slot, maybe.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 01:25 AM (LxWV7)

530 ..Thus during my several hurricane evacuations, the photos are the first thing that I pack up to take.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 01:19 AM (a0Lwn)



Yep. But we'd moved in barely five weeks before. Was still unpacking and sorting as to what goes where.

Hadn't got the garage 100% cleaned out yet, and paid the price.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:26 AM (QzJWU)

531 I think I read from some twateratti the bagpipe barr was starting to hang out at Applebee's. He's gonna flounce.

I'll bet ya a burnt T-bone on it.
Posted by: Relevant to the times


FAKE NEWS

Ruby Tuesdays, but at the Endless Salad Bar.

Not sure what that means in terms of legal approach.

Posted by: Miklos, who liked the Wendy's salad bar at February 19, 2020 01:27 AM (QzkSJ)

532 Hadn't got the garage 100% cleaned out yet, and paid the price.



Jim

Well, if there were pictures of the ex in there....

Posted by: Miklos, who never did friendly breakups at February 19, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

533 ..Did y'all..ummm...talk to the New Orleans people?

I guess not.

Posted by: Miklos, who prepared for a few hurrimacanes, but never evacuated at February 19, 2020 01:25 AM (QzkSJ)



Hurricane Ike also ejected the Katrina people from Galveston.

Whether they wanted to go, or not. They went.

When Mr. Bulldozer knocks down yer "hood", you gots to go somewhere else.

They went somewhere else.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:28 AM (QzJWU)

534 They went somewhere else.



Jim

*clicks sparkly EBTs together*

*no place like home, brah*

Posted by: Miklos, and their little dogs too at February 19, 2020 01:31 AM (QzkSJ)

535 Posted by: Miklos, who never did friendly breakups at February 19, 2020 01:28 AM (QzkSJ)

I was referencing ChemJeff. Probably before your time.

Posted by: Relevant to the times at February 19, 2020 01:31 AM (/LQkF)

536 Oh noes! That's almost a permanent nick!!!

Yikes

Posted by: Was that three in row? at February 19, 2020 01:32 AM (/LQkF)

537 I was referencing ChemJeff. Probably before your time.
Posted by: Relevant to the times

I remember ChemJeff, but I am not a particular student of his oevre.

Posted by: Miklos, ambivalent archivist at February 19, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

538 ..I was referencing ChemJeff. Probably before your time.

Posted by: Relevant to the times at February 19, 2020 01:31 AM (/LQkF)




Miklos dissoved JeffChem in a soup of snark, derision, sarcasm and scorn.

Not so much a "flounce" as a final, dramatic puff of smoke.

In other words: "Poofster".



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

539 a soup of snark, derision, sarcasm and scorn.



paprika

there was paprika

Posted by: Miklos, all Hungarian soup requires paprika at February 19, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)

540 paprika

there was paprika

Posted by: Miklos, all Hungarian soup requires paprika at February 19, 2020 01:38 AM (QzkSJ)


We'll always have paprika.

Posted by: Casablanca Buda and Pest at February 19, 2020 01:41 AM (Y8PSl)

541 Posted by: Casablanca Buda and Pest

Before I click on a nic, 90% of the time I guess immediately who/where.

Now maybe 92.4%.

Posted by: Grouchy Miklos (not the French cavalry guy who ran away from Waterloo) at February 19, 2020 01:44 AM (QzkSJ)

542 I'm to the snoozer, y'all.

Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at February 19, 2020 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

543 I hate Vermont Communists, New York Mayoral Tyrants, and Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Jake Blues at February 19, 2020 01:49 AM (ufFY8)

544 Now, back to our regularly unscheduled programming.

Posted by: Miklos, waiting for the Morning Drive Zoo Crew at February 19, 2020 01:49 AM (QzkSJ)

545 Hasta la nite nite, Horde!



Jim


Sweet dreams and full sails on the morn'!

Posted by: Miklos, Time and Tide Pods wait for no Millennial at February 19, 2020 01:51 AM (QzkSJ)

546 I'm reading an old ONT. From 2017. Several postings from RickL. I miss him and his space launch vids.

Posted by: Not Forgotten at February 19, 2020 01:52 AM (/LQkF)

547 I hate Vermont Communists, New York Mayoral Tyrants, and Illinois Nazis.

Posted by: Jake Blues at February 19, 2020 01:49 AM (ufFY

There was only one Illinois knot z. The rest were extras brought in from Indiana

Posted by: Don't ask me how I know at February 19, 2020 01:53 AM (/LQkF)

548 BREAKING

Outback Steakhouses announce partnership with Bloomberg LP

All Bloomin' Onions will be free upon presentation of a completed early ballot for Mike Bloomberg

Posted by: MiklosWatch at February 19, 2020 01:54 AM (QzkSJ)

549 The rest were extras brought in from Indiana
Posted by: Don't ask me how I know
-------
Hooziers?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 01:56 AM (kXJSE)

550 I'll see your Yma Sumac and raise you a Mrs. Miller.

Does anyone else remember her?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2wheSpxL94
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 18, 2020 11:25 PM (Ewo9R)

She wasn't any Florence Foster-Jenkins.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:02 AM (LxWV7)

551 And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Bloomberg, Richest of the Rich;
Look on my Funds, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal dreck, boundless and bare
The lonely superdelegates stand aghast at the Bern.

Posted by: Percy Bysshe Miklos at February 19, 2020 02:03 AM (QzkSJ)

552 She wasn't any Florence Foster-Jenkins.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

To be fair, who would want to be?

Posted by: the Unfortunate Mr. Foster-Jenkins, doing the upstairs maids at February 19, 2020 02:04 AM (QzkSJ)

553 The rest were extras brought in from Indiana
Posted by: Don't ask me how I know
-------
Hooziers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer

A poem.

Hooziers

Posted by: Henry Gibson, holding a flower at February 19, 2020 02:06 AM (QzkSJ)

554 Right now, in the wee hours is when Miklos pads his board statistics.

Everyone has a thing.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:10 AM (2B9A/)

555 Hooziers?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, readying a Primary vote for the Bernster at February 19, 2020 01:56 AM (kXJSE)

I said don't ask!

Posted by: AArrgghhhh! at February 19, 2020 02:10 AM (/LQkF)

556 Everyone has a thing.

You wish!

Posted by: Mortica Addams ... at February 19, 2020 02:13 AM (LPnfS)

557 Too many people from just a few years ago that are no longer here. For what ever reason.

Life goes on.

Posted by: Say la Vie at February 19, 2020 02:18 AM (/LQkF)

558 Right now, in the wee hours is when Miklos pads his board statistics.

Everyone has a thing.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Points on the board, amigo.

More fun when the kids stay up late.

I just try to encourager les autres.

Posted by: Miklos, massaging his numbers with exotic oils and similar crap at February 19, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

559 559 Everyone has a thing.

You wish!
Posted by: Mortica Addams ... at February 19, 2020 02:13 AM (LPnfS)

That's... kind of creepy.

Carolyn Jones was quite lovely though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:20 AM (2B9A/)

560 Hoozier daddy?

Posted by: Miklos, trying real hard, and all I wanted was a Pepsi at February 19, 2020 02:21 AM (QzkSJ)

561 560 Too many people from just a few years ago that are no longer here. For what ever reason.

Life goes on.
Posted by: Say la Vie at February 19, 2020 02:18 AM (/LQkF)

You hoist a glass for the good ones who left us in tragic circumstances. I almost wish we had a blog roll of honor. A few names could go one there.

I do worry/wonder how many commentors did not just wander off, but actually passed away, and we never knew?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:22 AM (2B9A/)

562 It seems wrong not to remember them.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:24 AM (2B9A/)

563 I do worry/wonder how many commentors did not just wander off, but actually passed away, and we never knew?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop

I hope Palp is OK, in any case canals need Statues.

Posted by: Miklos, breaking ground at February 19, 2020 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

564 I hope Palp is OK, in any case canals need Statues.
Posted by: Miklos, breaking ground at February 19, 2020 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

I always liked Palp. If it was a shtick, as some contend, it was a good one.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:26 AM (2B9A/)

565 I hope Palp is OK, in any case canals need Statues.
Posted by: Miklos, breaking ground at February 19, 2020 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

Raises a glass to Palp, and Backhoe, and Joffen, and Rickl, and all other Morons and 'Ettes who are deceased or MIA.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:28 AM (LxWV7)

566 I always liked Palp. If it was a shtick, as some contend, it was a good one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Most of the Central/East Euro part rang true with me.

The sword dancing daughters.....hmmmm.

Posted by: Miklos, my word as a Biden at February 19, 2020 02:29 AM (QzkSJ)

567 Ricardo Kill, enduring Moron MIA case.

Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 02:29 AM (El6T/)

568 Ricardo Kill, enduring Moron MIA case.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 19, 2020 02:29 AM (El6T/)

Yes. His name came to mind, just after I hit the "post" button.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:30 AM (LxWV7)

569 Raises a glass to Palp, and Backhoe, and Joffen, and Rickl, and all other Morons and 'Ettes who are deceased or MIA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Seconded, so I'll have two sips.

Posted by: Miklos, good as his word, which is actually good at February 19, 2020 02:31 AM (QzkSJ)

570 567 I hope Palp is OK, in any case canals need Statues.
Posted by: Miklos, breaking ground at February 19, 2020 02:24 AM (QzkSJ)

I always liked Palp. If it was a shtick, as some contend, it was a good one.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:26 AM (2B9A/)


There are a few semi-satirical Slav Hard Bass channels on Youtube. "Live of Boris" is probably the biggest. I'm 99% certain Palp's persona was shtick. He did it well, though, and made me laugh.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:31 AM (wGeit)

571 Raises a glass to Palp, and Backhoe, and Joffen, and Rickl, and all other Morons and 'Ettes who are deceased or MIA.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:28 AM (LxWV7)

Indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:31 AM (2B9A/)

572 Where's the Rum and the soul stealing 666 ...

Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic ... at February 19, 2020 02:32 AM (LPnfS)

573 575 Where's the Rum and the soul stealing 666 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic ... at February 19, 2020 02:32 AM (LPnfS)


She and one or two others stepped out when we had a guy who was kind of abusive to the ladies. Later he got drunk, crossed some lines, and took a shot from the banhammer. Can't remember who that was.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:34 AM (wGeit)

574 Where's the Rum and the soul stealing 666 ...
Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic

Fortune is to the bold, dear lady...

Posted by: Miklos, who didn't write that at February 19, 2020 02:35 AM (QzkSJ)

575 I'm 99% certain Palp's persona was shtick. He did it well, though, and made me laugh.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:31 AM (wGeit)

If Palp was entirely fiction, his collected posts amount to a small novel of great quality. I don't think he ever contradicted himself.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:36 AM (LxWV7)

576 "Live of Boris" is probably the biggest. I'm 99% certain Palp's persona was shtick. He did it well, though, and made me laugh.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Palp and Boris were clearly blyats.

Posted by: Miklos, who squats not at February 19, 2020 02:36 AM (QzkSJ)

577 Having lived through Stuck on Stupid, I have no opinion on Palpatine's truthfulness.

Posted by: Play Imperial March Here at February 19, 2020 02:37 AM (/LQkF)

578 She and one or two others stepped out when we had a guy who was kind of abusive to the ladies. Later he got drunk, crossed some lines, and took a shot from the banhammer. Can't remember who that was.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:34 AM (wGeit)

The "sport jacket" guy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:37 AM (LxWV7)

579 If Palp was entirely fiction, his collected posts amount to a small novel of great quality. I don't think he ever contradicted himself.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Yep.. If I ever get an armoured train.....

*wipes tears*

Posted by: Miklos, who wants one at February 19, 2020 02:38 AM (QzkSJ)

580 581 She and one or two others stepped out when we had a guy who was kind of abusive to the ladies. Later he got drunk, crossed some lines, and took a shot from the banhammer. Can't remember who that was.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:34 AM (wGeit)

The "sport jacket" guy?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:37 AM (LxWV7)


Doesn't ring a bell. It's been a few years now.

Another one we lost to the Grim Reaper was Patty... something. Can't remember her whole nick.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:39 AM (wGeit)

581 Rum, PGIS, Miss 80's Baby, Jumbo Jogging Shrimp.

They all disappeared about the same time.

Posted by: Where are the Girls? at February 19, 2020 02:39 AM (/LQkF)

582 Posted by: Play Imperial March Here

The Rakoczi March?

That would work.

Posted by: KuK Miklos, Kaiserlich und Koniglich at February 19, 2020 02:41 AM (QzkSJ)

583 584 Rum, PGIS, Miss 80's Baby, Jumbo Jogging Shrimp.

They all disappeared about the same time.
Posted by: Where are the Girls? at February 19, 2020 02:39 AM (/LQkF)


Yeah. It wasn't a coincidence.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:41 AM (wGeit)

584 It might be wise to be sceptical of anyone's shtick, unless BSG anti-vouched for them.

Posted by: Careful Miklos at February 19, 2020 02:43 AM (QzkSJ)

585
Palpatine




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WERPN8KO8

Posted by: Uh...No at February 19, 2020 02:43 AM (/LQkF)

586 Then there was the guy who kept talking about working out and putting babies into women (Nurses primarily, iirc.)

Got banned, I think. We have had some characters.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:43 AM (2B9A/)

587 Yeah. It wasn't a coincidence.
Posted by: Ace's liver

They were silly.

Tickled Pink even.

Posted by: Miklos, moderately mindful at February 19, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

588 Who was the guy who was doing a duo with BSG, when BSG ended every post with 'And God Bless poor Bingo.' When BSG got called out on it, he said he had lost a bet to the guy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:44 AM (2B9A/)

589 Well, it's just gone midnight here, so that means it's officially my birthday. And it also means it's time for me to grab some shuteye. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:45 AM (LxWV7)

590 Yeah. It wasn't a coincidence.
Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 02:41 AM (wGeit)

PGIS said a few times that someone was stalking her. I'm sure that played a part in why she isn't here anymore.

At least under that name.

Posted by: Uh...No at February 19, 2020 02:45 AM (/LQkF)

591 Tickled Pink even.
Posted by: Miklos, moderately mindful at February 19, 2020 02:44 AM (QzkSJ)

TP is another who I am on the fence about. I have known women like that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:45 AM (2B9A/)

592 Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:45 AM (LxWV7)


A Very Merry It'sYourBirthday to You, to You ...

Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic ... at February 19, 2020 02:47 AM (LPnfS)

593 Who was the guy who was doing a duo with BSG, when BSG ended every post with 'And God Bless poor Bingo.' When BSG got called out on it, he said he had lost a bet to the guy.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 19, 2020 02:44 AM (2B9A/)

I think that was an Ette. irright or something like that.

One night she made a sarcastic joke that a few took as a cheap shot

She just left.

BSG wasn't the same after she left.

Posted by: Uh...No at February 19, 2020 02:48 AM (/LQkF)

594 Palpatine




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_WERPN8KO8
Posted by: Uh...No

Different Palp.

Authentic Palp needs gopniks.

https://tinyurl.com/vqd2n4b

Posted by: Miklos, seeing improvement in quality of nostalgia production at February 19, 2020 02:48 AM (QzkSJ)

595 Make up post. Can I get some extra credit please?

Posted by: Forgot to change socks at February 19, 2020 02:49 AM (/LQkF)

596 Need to bow out as well.

Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
Best Wishes to all,
& to all a Good Night!

Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic ... at February 19, 2020 02:49 AM (LPnfS)

597 A Very Merry It'sYourBirthday to You, to You ...
Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic ... at February 19, 2020 02:47 AM (LPnfS)

Thank you, Adriane!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 19, 2020 02:49 AM (LxWV7)

598 Well, it's just gone midnight here, so that means it's officially my birthday. And it also means it's time for me to grab some shuteye. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Won't be that easy, AOP.

IT IS RECORDED

Posted by: Miklos, Keeper of the Things at February 19, 2020 02:50 AM (QzkSJ)

599 Make up post. Can I get some extra credit please?
Posted by: Forgot to change socks

No.

But you can buy some pot from the professor.

Posted by: My Delta Name is...Miklos at February 19, 2020 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

600 "Tickled Pink even. "

I have Tickled Pinks email. Exchanged a few with her. I would say she's a real person who was very sheltered by her parents

I got a cousin like that. Worked one whole day in his 60 plus years of life. Mom and dad always took care of him. He's as confused as hell if he gets more that a block or two away from home.

Posted by: Never give the guy a beer. at February 19, 2020 02:52 AM (/LQkF)

601 This donald ayer dude is a real moose dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 02:58 AM (9Om/r)

602 Looks like we made Insty overnight again. Sara Hoyt has linked Ace.

Posted by: Big V at February 19, 2020 02:58 AM (XEC2p)

603 This donald ayer dude is a real moose dick.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Who can afford to give $10k+ to Dem politicians.

Go figure.

Posted by: Miklos, all figured out for one day at February 19, 2020 03:00 AM (QzkSJ)

604 Too many people from just a few years ago that are no longer here. For what ever reason.

Life goes on.

Posted by: Say la Vie at February 19, 2020 02:18 AM (/LQkF)


It is The Way Of The Innertubes.

From a few years ago, it was the 2016 election which drove off a few. Cruz! Rubio! But not Trump! Oops, I guess it's Trump. Reluctantly. Because Hillary. Now 'crawling over broken glass to vote for Trump' in 2020 is a common comment. Because socialism. But Trump should stop tweeting in any case. Because.

From before that, talk of Uncivil War II was verboten, a crazy conspiracy theory only nutjobs believed. Stating at one point Bathhouse Barry is a racist was frowned upon. For a time, mentioning the Gaystapo was bad, especially because a former Cob didn't like that Truth about his chosen lifestyle mentioned. Homophobes we were called. Some commenters were just ahead of their time as the blog evolved, but moved on before the blog caught up with them. Some were just assholes, got bored with being assholes and left. Others got tired of their internet persona and left.

Others were banned for stupid and/or bad shit.

Then there were the scammers who were run off by the commenters. Also run off by the commenters were the contrarians who were contrarian just for the sake of being contrarian.

This blog is a slice of American political/social life in the early 21st Century. Historians will peruse the threads like historians used to read personal journals/diaries, writing insightful tomes about this period based upon those 'treasure trove of information' threads.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 03:04 AM (Y8PSl)

605 Looks like we made Insty overnight again. Sara Hoyt has linked Ace.
Posted by: Big V

Not exactly.

Sarah does this sometimes.

She links to Ace's links/quotes.


Bem-vindo à Horda, Sarah!

Posted by: Miklos da Trindade at February 19, 2020 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)

606 This blog is a slice of American political/social life in the early 21st Century. Historians will peruse the threads like historians used to read personal journals/diaries, writing insightful tomes about this period based upon those 'treasure trove of information' threads.
Posted by: RickZ

"History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at February 19, 2020 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)

607 This blog is a slice of American political/social
life in the early 21st Century. Historians will peruse the threads like
historians used to read personal journals/diaries, writing insightful
tomes about this period based upon those 'treasure trove of information'
threads.

Posted by: RickZ



"History shall be kind to me, for I intend to write it."

Posted by: Miklos Spencer Churchill at February 19, 2020 03:06 AM (QzkSJ)


I will be found to be a consistent mix of part screw ball, and part barbarian. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 03:10 AM (9Om/r)

608 I will be found to be a consistent mix of part screw ball, and part barbarian. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 03:10 AM (9Om/r)


Yeah, but you're an honestly consistent screwball and barbarian. So there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 03:14 AM (Y8PSl)

609 I will be found to be a consistent mix of part screw ball, and part barbarian. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

We'll put you in charge of music when the Moron Virtual Time Capsule is created.

Posted by: Miklos, Proposor and Suggestor (using the legal terms) at February 19, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

610 I wonder if there is a lurking CoB.

The plague of trolls of the last few ONTs seems to have abated.

Posted by: Miklos, praising to the skies, whatever the neighbors say at February 19, 2020 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)

611 We'll put you in charge of music when the Moron Virtual Time Capsule is created.

Posted by: Miklos, Proposor and Suggestor (using the legal terms) at February 19, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)


Time Capsule. That's the phrase I was intimating with my long-winded post. A Time Capsule buried in plain sight and opened daily. Unlike guns. Which are buried good or lost in some unfortunate boating accident. The blog has boaters with the most dreadful luck.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 03:25 AM (Y8PSl)

612 Yeah, but you're an honestly consistent screwball and barbarian. So there's that.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 03:14 AM (Y8PSl)


Thats kind of my point, I am here as I am in real life. I type how I speak in a grammar thats my own. Little words connected by profanity. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 03:25 AM (9Om/r)

613 We'll put you in charge of music when the Moron Virtual Time Capsule is created.

Posted by: Miklos, Proposor and Suggestor (using the legal terms) at February 19, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

I could never do that. My music focus is way too narrow. In normal life I have been called a renaissance man, but musically, other than metal, I'm an uncultured slob. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 03:29 AM (9Om/r)

614 That's the phrase I was intimating



Personally, I would save the intimating for when the 'ettes are here.

Posted by: Miklos, timing being key at February 19, 2020 03:29 AM (QzkSJ)

615 Little words connected by profanity. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division



One old-school definition of a Gentleman is "A Man who can compliment a lady for three minutes, or cuss for five, without repeating himself."

Posted by: Miklos, of the Olde School at February 19, 2020 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)

616 One old-school definition of a Gentleman is "A Man
who can compliment a lady for three minutes, or cuss for five, without
repeating himself."

Posted by: Miklos, of the Olde School at February 19, 2020 03:31 AM (QzkSJ)


That is soooo me. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 19, 2020 03:36 AM (9Om/r)

617 Berserker,
I seem to recall you like mead. If so, is there a style you prefer?

Posted by: JTB at February 19, 2020 03:43 AM (7EjX1)

618
" cuss for five, without repeating himself."

R. Lee Ermey in FMJ. Hired as a consultant, cut a 5 minute tape of his profane dress-down of a recruit for the writers. Kubrick heard it and just gave him the job.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 03:44 AM (uIUjJ)

619 R. Lee Ermey in FMJ. Hired as a consultant, cut a 5 minute tape of his profane dress-down of a recruit for the writers. Kubrick heard it and just gave him the job.
Posted by: Gooshy

I would too see/hear that, and steal shamelessly for my next corporate training course.

Posted by: Miklos, who could cuss for 5 minutes, but would cheat by using different languages at February 19, 2020 03:48 AM (QzkSJ)

620 584 Rum, PGIS, Miss 80's Baby, Jumbo Jogging Shrimp.

They all disappeared about the same time.
Posted by: Where are the Girls? at February 19, 2020 02:39 AM (/LQkF)

I try to shower before blogging

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2020 03:50 AM (B7KlG)

621 I try to shower before blogging
Posted by: Jean

And after.

Why take chances?

Posted by: Howard "Miklos" Hughes, using Kleenex boxes for slippers at February 19, 2020 03:53 AM (QzkSJ)

622
Some music:

https://tinyurl.com/rablmg3

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 03:53 AM (uIUjJ)

623 Some music:

https://tinyurl.com/rablmg3
Posted by: Gooshy

Analysis: FALSE

I haven't owned a suit in years.

Posted by: Unwelldressed Miklos at February 19, 2020 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)

624
LOL

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:00 AM (uIUjJ)

625 I need music that's going to wake me up

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 19, 2020 04:02 AM (g9P6d)

626 R. Lee Ermey in FMJ. Hired as a consultant, cut a 5 minute tape of his profane dress-down of a recruit for the writers. Kubrick heard it and just gave him the job.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 03:44 AM (uIUjJ)

If you have been on the receiving end of one of those dress downs, it kinda sticks with you.

Posted by: clutch at February 19, 2020 04:02 AM (9UmRs)

627 "The Devil Wears a Suit and Tie"
I think that should be a pants suit and bottle of vodka...smells of cabbage and urine...You know who I mean??? Hint: her hubby's a pervert...

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 04:04 AM (MkAqo)

628
628 I need music that's going to wake me up

Wanna a link to some Metallica on bagpipes?

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:05 AM (uIUjJ)

629 I submit that veterans are different because the first two weeks of basic training never leaves them.

"Good morning ladies, it is now four thirty!!!!"

Posted by: VADM Collingwood RN - Holding Nelson's Rum Ration at February 19, 2020 04:06 AM (9X60i)

630 Wanna a link to some Metallica on bagpipes?
Posted by: Gooshy

Only if you also send it to Attorney General William Pelham Barr.

AG@DOJ.GOV

Posted by: Miklos @Miklos at February 19, 2020 04:10 AM (QzkSJ)

631 Yes, VADM Collingwood, but you forgot the wooden baseball bat banging on the steel trash can as the alarm clock.

Posted by: clutch at February 19, 2020 04:11 AM (9UmRs)

632 VADM Collingwood RN - Holding Nelson's Rum Ration at February 19, 2020 04:06 AM (9X60i

The rum's in me o'ter leg!

Posted by: Admiral Nelson at February 19, 2020 04:11 AM (QzkSJ)

633

Thanks for the flashback.

What stuck with me was my first day on the boat. A 4500 psi air relief valve in the torpedo room lifted. I was about 50 feet away. Sounded exactly like a bomb going off.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:13 AM (uIUjJ)

634 "Good morning ladies, it is now four thirty!!!!"
Posted by: VADM Collingwood

Now that would be both sexist and timeist.

Posted by: Miklos, who only got the kicking the bed part at February 19, 2020 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)

635 >>Wanna a link to some Metallica on bagpipes?
Posted by: Gooshy,

LOL

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 19, 2020 04:15 AM (g9P6d)

636
Ok, but you have to wait a bit for the segue to Enter Sandman. First half is Shipping Up To Boston.
Uhm, short kilts are involved. Barely pg13.

https://tinyurl.com/vgtjm4l

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:22 AM (uIUjJ)

637 "If you have been on the receiving end of one of those dress downs, it kinda sticks with you."

Yes it does, my first morning at Parris Island (1969) I was still in the rack sleeping when the DI gave me some personal attention after his wake up call That I blew off...

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 04:23 AM (MkAqo)

638
"That I blew off..."

Mystery solved!

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:25 AM (uIUjJ)

639 Starting late didn't have to get up until 5.

I like Metallica played with bagpipes

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)

640 Ok, I'll say it, that was pretty cool.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 19, 2020 04:29 AM (g9P6d)

641 I knew a guy who was in the Yugoslav Army, when there was a Yugoslavia.

Luigi-"Is the US Army like in movies? Man that's rough!'

"If the Sergeant tells me to get out of bed and I don't, they don't yell at you or punish you-the worst is they give you another three months of service."

Me-"How long is the mandatory service in Yugo?"

Luigi-"Nine months"

Me-"How long you been in?"

Luigi-"Nineteen months so far"



Posted by: Miklos, first hand accounter at February 19, 2020 04:29 AM (QzkSJ)

642 "Mystery solved!"

I didn't catch the part where you were suppose to jump out of the rack andstand at attention in front of it in all the confusion of arriving there in the middle of the night... but I didn't know excuse didn't go over to well...

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 04:31 AM (MkAqo)

643 "the worst is they give you another three months of service."


Yea the Korean Marines we served with in Nam were the same, demerits
translated into more time served

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 04:37 AM (MkAqo)

644 Basic training for me is but a distant blur.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 04:45 AM (ZCEU2)

645
I got a MARDET sgt vs Gooshy story; I'll try to keep it short form, you fill in the details.

I'm real short, standing my last watch as pier p.o. of the day, waving people through the gate. I missed saluting some Marine officer. His tagalong sarge decides to bark in my ear about running a checkpoint. What he doesn't get is....I just don't fucking care. At all. So I tell my watchstander we're going full-on maximum security check of ids and military courtesy. In the dark. In the rain. 2 guys vs app. 650 people who need close scrutiny.
At about ten mins to eight, I got the Master Chief barking at me about people being late to work. My reply? "Mardet gunnys orders." The ensuing outburst lit the sky. I heard the collision of chains of command later that morning was a thing to behold.
And no, nothing happened to me. Just following orders. And laughing my ass off..

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:47 AM (uIUjJ)

646 Donald Ayer - So like the Barak era with Holder then Lynch?

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

647 599 Need to bow out as well.

Roses are red,
Lilies are white,
Best Wishes to all,
& to all a Good Night!
Posted by: Adriane the Memory Challanged Critic ... at February 19, 2020 02:49 AM (LPnfS)


Eh... aren't you supposed to put a dirty joke into "roses are red" poems? I thought this is the law.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 04:50 AM (wGeit)

648 Well, now I think I'll step outside and practice bagpipes. Not play, just practice.

I always wait to do that when all the neighbors are asleep, so I don't bother them.

Posted by: McMiklos the Brave at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (QzkSJ)

649 ChemJeff should have been banned, and that's the fault of the co-blogger at the time. He was some kind of persistent and some kind of smelly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (LxTcq)

650 Good Morning Morons today is Wednesday, February 19, 2020. On this date in 1807 former Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr was arrested for treason in Wakefield, Alabama and confined to Fort Stoddert. He was guilty as Hell but to spite Thomas Jefferson liberal big government turd John Adams got him off.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (mpXpK)

651 652 ChemJeff should have been banned, and that's the fault of the co-blogger at the time. He was some kind of persistent and some kind of smelly.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (LxTcq)


Why? I don't remember him being a problem.

Posted by: Ace's liver at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (wGeit)

652 DOJ says Barr has no intent of resigning to squash Washington rumours.


https://tinyurl.com/qsqzadl

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (mpXpK)

653 Scankles is just chomping at the bit to get back in the WH.


https://tinyurl.com/waucfrg

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:53 AM (mpXpK)

654 LA authorities to fight 'homeless natural disaster'. You stupid goons, that problem is not a natural occurrence, you created it.


https://tinyurl.com/wzx9jdj

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:53 AM (mpXpK)

655 Eh... aren't you supposed to put a dirty joke into "roses are red" poems? I thought this is the law.
Posted by: Ace's liver

Decline to prosecute.

Posted by: The Law as Written being other at February 19, 2020 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)

656 Communist scrunt from NH wants Washington DC to do something about local police committing suicide. This is what is wrong with the Democrat Party and a lot of Republicans. Every problem is a requires a federal solution, and yes, federal money. No you scrunt, if there is a problem there it is a local problem.


https://tinyurl.com/ta3epxt

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:53 AM (mpXpK)

657 Butthole wants to create more large public housing like the infamous 'Fidlers Green' and fill them with illegals and other migrants. And let in more of these people.


https://tinyurl.com/ubf8y85

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:54 AM (mpXpK)

658 And Butthole is like every other communist, he wants more gun control.


https://tinyurl.com/ufehhrm

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:54 AM (mpXpK)

659 Another one of Butthole's illegals rapes a 13 year old girl in MO. Yeah, lt's let in some more of these assholes.


https://tinyurl.com/wpjuf6f

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:54 AM (mpXpK)

660 And Lyingwatha wants to 'give' citizenship to every illegal.


https://tinyurl.com/tztqb7m

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:55 AM (mpXpK)

661 The letter attacking Barr that the MFM touted so loudly was written by Obama/Shiff staff. But they didn't want to tell you that.


https://tinyurl.com/wb8wzct

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:55 AM (mpXpK)

662 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/u6ugeht


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:55 AM (mpXpK)

663 The letter attacking Barr that the MFM touted so loudly was written by Obama/Shiff staff. But they didn't want to tell you that.


https://tinyurl.com/wb8wzct
Posted by: Vic

Those people don't even harrumpf well.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing balderdash at February 19, 2020 04:57 AM (QzkSJ)

664 Thanks Vic.

Hope you survived the floods.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing high water here at February 19, 2020 04:59 AM (QzkSJ)

665
Harrumphing is critical.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:59 AM (uIUjJ)

666 654 - me either

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:02 AM (ZCEU2)

667

Heh, have a couple basic training/drill sergeant stories but by the time I'd finish one finger typing them on this phone the art thread would be up.

Ft Ord - 1972

Posted by: teej at February 19, 2020 05:03 AM (qREJU)

668 The Vancouver drug addict story - He has to go to a crappy area & use this machine 4 times a day. Better off kicking his habit.

Posted by: MHK at February 19, 2020 05:03 AM (iQIUe)

669 Hey! Its 0300 and I'm in day 3 of some kind of flu. Yea me.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 19, 2020 05:05 AM (/GlU2)

670 You guys could probably fill up several threads with entertaining stories! That would be fun to read.

Better get going. Have a good day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 19, 2020 05:06 AM (g9P6d)

671 667
Hope you survived the floods.

Posted by: Miklos, seeing high water here at February 19, 2020 04:59 AM (QzkSJ)

Its raining here right now.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 05:07 AM (mpXpK)

672 >>Hey! Its 0300 and I'm in day 3 of some kind of flu. Yea me.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead

Oh, no! If it's the real flu - respitory - it's a doozy. Still fighting it's effects. Been at least 3 weeks, but the 1st week was the worst. Knocked me on my ass.

Hope you only have a mild case.

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 19, 2020 05:10 AM (g9P6d)

673 Its raining here right now.
Posted by: Vic

I saw the weather forecast for central SC, and decided to make chili.

Posted by: Miklos, doing the logical at February 19, 2020 05:10 AM (QzkSJ)

674 Ok, now I've gotta run.

Have some breakfast for me, Skip!

Posted by: My life is insanity at February 19, 2020 05:11 AM (g9P6d)

675 " I'm in day 3 of some kind of flu. Yea me."

Good excuse to switch to brandy and bed rest treatment....

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 05:13 AM (MkAqo)

676
Did I tell you about the time a sergeant major "suggested" I steal a bar? That was fun.
And drinking wine with Portuguese marines. They tote that stuff in plastic jerry cans. Serious about their hootch, that lot.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 05:13 AM (uIUjJ)

677 RE: The letter from Schiff and company.....

I sure hope when this is all over, that guy is in an orange jumpsuit in some federal PMITA prison.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 19, 2020 05:16 AM (/GlU2)

678 You'll get nothing and like it.

Posted by: Judge Smails at February 19, 2020 05:18 AM (lhUp5)

679 I have a grapefruit and something hot but haven't decided if oatmeal or Cream of Wheat.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

680 Harrumphing is critical.

Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 19, 2020 04:59 AM (uIUjJ)


Miss Lindsey is good at harrumphing. Not good at much else, but real good at harrumphing. Must be a JAG trait.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 05:22 AM (Y8PSl)

681 "something hot but haven't decided"

Bacon, goes good with grapefruit and just about everything else....

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 05:23 AM (MkAqo)

682 682 I have a grapefruit and something hot but haven't decided if oatmeal or Cream of Wheat.
Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:19 AM (ZCEU2)

I think I'll do a bagel with cream cheese this morning.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 05:24 AM (lhUp5)

683 I would like to believe VDH is right and that we've reached peak progressivism but I highly doubt we have.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 05:26 AM (lhUp5)

684 Bacon, goes good with grapefruit and just about everything else....

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 05:23 AM (MkAqo)


Bacon-scented perfume for women would be a best-seller for Christmas/Valentine's Day/anniversary gifts. Might lead to some animated discussions on the quality of said gift, but it would sell.

"Honey, you smell delicious!"

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 05:29 AM (Y8PSl)

685 Waffle House calls.

I'll play a song on the jukebox for you kids, but NOT THAT ONE


Posted by: Miklos, although a Grand Slam at Denny's is always tempting at February 19, 2020 05:29 AM (QzkSJ)

686 Right now I would guess if Trump wins reelection maybe we have seen peak, if not we haven't.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 05:31 AM (ZCEU2)

687 I would like to believe VDH is right and that we've reached peak progressivism but I highly doubt we have.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 05:26 AM (lhUp5)


If the 2020 election is a red rout up and down the ballot, then maybe. But if proggies, like AOC, continue to win, then no.

There's simply too many indoctrinated into believing socialism is good. In theory it sounds great, but in the details not so much. And they always skip over the details. Funny that.

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 05:35 AM (Y8PSl)

688 " reached peak progressivism"

Probably so but that has mutated into a undefinable socialism now which
the loonie left seeks.. a burnee supporter from Pravda East Seattle is pushing the Trotskyist variety for the people..

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 05:35 AM (MkAqo)

689 "Honey, you smell delicious!"

Posted by: RickZ

Hell RickZ you got a winner right there...not only makes em smell goodit repels the moosesclum

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 05:40 AM (MkAqo)

690 >I would like to believe VDH is right and that we've reached peak progressivism but I highly doubt we have.


history indicates these people never give up

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 19, 2020 05:40 AM (iTXRQ)

691 "history indicates these people never give up

Posted by: DB-"

Exactly, and people who don't learn history are the first to fall for theBS in a new package..

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 05:49 AM (MkAqo)

692 And ... that's the very definition of a fanatic - they won't shut up, and they won't change the subject.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2020 05:51 AM (lGHQg)

693 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 05:57 AM (tT0V4)

694 The Left won't ever stop because they are motivated by doing the 'Greater Good'. C.S. Lewis had these folks in mind decades ago:

Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2020 05:59 AM (5J6nS)

695 Ricardo Kill, enduring Moron MIA case.
Posted by: rhomboid

The last post of his that I remember, he stated that he had cancer.........

Posted by: JT at February 19, 2020 06:04 AM (arJlL)

696 Had a seizure last night. Just got back from the ER. Feels like a severe concussion but 100 times worse. Can't recommend.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 19, 2020 06:08 AM (seWB1)

697 UK gives DHS health care workers permission to withhold medical care based on client's perceived racist/sexist attitudes.

Expect this with next dem admin.

Posted by: Moving..on at February 19, 2020 06:08 AM (WX+x0)

698 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 06:10 AM (u82oZ)

699 G'morning, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:11 AM (tT0V4)

700 Good Morning Morons today is Wednesday, February 19, 2020. On this date in 1807 former Vice President of the United States Aaron Burr was arrested for treason in Wakefield, Alabama and confined to Fort Stoddert. He was guilty as Hell but to spite Thomas Jefferson liberal big government turd John Adams got him off.

Posted by: Vic at February 19, 2020 04:52 AM (mpXpK)

A good reminder that politicians have always been rough and dirty

Posted by: LASue at February 19, 2020 06:11 AM (Ed8Zd)

701 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

702 Ahoo - don't think I ever had a concussion so will take your word , hope your ok

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:12 AM (ZCEU2)

703 Ahwoo

Hope things improve.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:13 AM (tT0V4)

704 Vic

Thank you for the history. Sometimes, you would think the US of A has Divine Providence looking out for this revolutionary country. Even that walk through Mordor of pbho's Presidency brought us GWOTUS.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 06:15 AM (u82oZ)

705 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:16 AM (sNYFR)

706
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2020 06:18 AM (7rVsF)

707 G'morning rick

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:18 AM (tT0V4)

708 IF we are ai peak progressivism, how do we get down the mountain?

My suggestion is to gut diversity laws, and make all transfer payments to intact families.

Makes fathers relevant again.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)

709 Looks like all the regulars are rolling in.

Hadrian..

*Tips coffee cup in general direction*

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:19 AM (tT0V4)

710
*Tips coffee cup in general direction*

*tips coffee mug back*

It's another great Trump day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 19, 2020 06:21 AM (7rVsF)

711 Hadrian the Seventh

Good luck in your interview. I would think all your showmanship with the dogs can be a positive thing. Teaching with brio worked well for the Reps I knew.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

712 G'mornin' everyone !

*tips coffee m ... oops, something missing here, brb*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 06:22 AM (zlgJP)

713 has anyone heard or read anything describing the extent of Ryan Newman's injuries
all I've seen so far is 'awake and talking'

Posted by: DB- just DB at February 19, 2020 06:23 AM (iTXRQ)

714 is it too soon to mock Bloomberg for his tiny hands?

Posted by: DanMan at February 19, 2020 06:26 AM (kFOoV)

715 I'm going to cut out early. Enjoyed the brief chat. Work preps will take some extra time after 4 days off.

Have a serene morning, everyone. May your smile make those who see it envious and wondering why.

In public, head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 19, 2020 06:26 AM (u82oZ)

716 Newman's crash looked to me to be this ( ) close between living through it or not.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)

717 Bloompa Bloompa oompaty do, I have another puzzle for you

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:28 AM (ZCEU2)

718 Nothing new on Ryan Newman. 'Awake and talking' is all there is at the moment.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2020 06:28 AM (5J6nS)

719 719
Newman's crash looked to me to be this ( ) close between living through it or not.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)

How close ?

Posted by: Michael Schumacher at February 19, 2020 06:29 AM (XzVUd)

720 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:29 AM (tT0V4)

721 This close >< ?


Posted by: Richard Hammond at February 19, 2020 06:31 AM (XzVUd)

722 To my shame, as a general observation I did not anticipate a lasting general trend towards the Idiocracy. Some years ago I was confident that most people would grow up or grow out of insane ideas. It's one thing to be indoctrinated in schools, through popular culture, and propaganda. And the U.S.A. populace has been worked over and guilt tripped like no other. But, I reasoned that everyone has to get out in the real world, and experience and direct observation will separate the wheat from the chaff. There will be an epiphany of sorts, and we'll see a wholesale rejection of leftist wankery. Gotta happen. I was wrong. Very wrong.

It is astonishing, the nutbars just keep doubling down on the insanity.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2020 06:31 AM (lGHQg)

723 Watching the Left demand the maximum punishment after a tainted Jury Trial for Roger Stone,

It's interesting to watch them rush to the defense of Baltimore's former Mayor, and famed Healthy Holly, story book author.

F' it.

Trump should just explain that Stone is turning his life around, and needs to be available for the spring semester at the local Community College.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:32 AM (tT0V4)

724 Thank you Lord for another day.

And cream cheese. And bagels.

But mostly coffee.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 06:33 AM (lhUp5)

725 Morning VIA.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:34 AM (sNYFR)

726 Little than further than this ()

Posted by: Ayrton Senna at February 19, 2020 06:34 AM (ZCEU2)

727 It is astonishing, the nutbars just keep doubling down on the insanity.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2020 06:31 AM (lGHQg)

Look up Diana West on her latest book (The Red Thread) on youtube. The "nutbars" are just useful idiots.

Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 19, 2020 06:34 AM (XzVUd)

728 Newman's crash looked to me to be this ( ) close between living through it or not.

Posted by: Skip at February 19, 2020 06:26 AM (ZCEU2)

How close ?
Posted by: Michael Schumacher



Slightly closer than Bloomberg's ass is to the ground.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 19, 2020 06:35 AM (sNYFR)

729 {s] Two Three competing stories..

So God made a farmer


So God made a Bloomberg


So Booker made a Lesbian



Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:36 AM (tT0V4)

730 732 So Booker made a Lesbian




She's not a Lesbian Lesbian. Just a sympathizer.

Posted by: Whoopie Goldberg at February 19, 2020 06:38 AM (XzVUd)

731 So Clinton made a puddle.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 06:38 AM (lhUp5)

732 So Clinton made a puddle.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 06:38 AM (lhUp5)


Leaky Depends.

"OOOO-MAH! Cleanup on aisles 2, 3 and 4!"

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 06:42 AM (Y8PSl)

733 "She's not a Lesbian Lesbian. Just a sympathizer."

Oh..



Yeah, that statement of hers was quite the brain salad of random words, strung together.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:42 AM (tT0V4)

734 Yeah, that statement of hers was quite the brain salad of random words, strung together.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:42 AM (tT0V4)


She's an actress, so . . . .

Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 06:43 AM (Y8PSl)

735 So wading through last nights numbers, I THINK we have

Triple Shootings [1]
Double Shooting [1]
Single shooting [1]

As well as a smattering of previous victims failing to recover.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:44 AM (tT0V4)

736 Obama's IRS not only delayed approval of tax-exempt status for conservative educational groups but actually demanded certain groups turn over the names of all the young people they'd been educating and training.

Try to imagine if Trump's IRS even thought about such a thing. "Fascist!" "Tyrant!" "Impeach!"

This issue alone, in our current climate and senate make-up, would have led to hands-down conviction of President Trump.

At this point the double standard is so gross, so obvious, so legendary, the idea of the pathetic Barr bitching about Trump's tweets is beyond ludicrous.

Where is our self respect?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:47 AM (H8QX8)

737 "OOOO-MAH! Cleanup on aisles 2, 3 and 4!"
Posted by: RickZ at February 19, 2020 06:42 AM (Y8PSl)

Get that mop in here !

Posted by: Hillary at February 19, 2020 06:47 AM (lhUp5)

738 So wading through last nights numbers, I THINK we have

Triple Shootings [1]
Double Shooting [1]
Single shooting [1]

As well as a smattering of previous victims failing to recover.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

That was due to policies I put in place!

What's that? These aren't good numbers...

Never mind

...Oblabla...

Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 06:48 AM (vd8XM)

739 The Red Thread is a great read, particularly for anyone who still thinks that any of what is happening is accidental.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 06:49 AM (zlgJP)

740 In sex news from Vermont the legislature want's to hear from the most successful sex worker, Alice Little of NV. to promote it's makingprostitution legal . The hot little red head has made a million in oneyear laying down on the job....

Posted by: beanervt at February 19, 2020 06:49 AM (MkAqo)

741 Good morning, and welcome to the second day of Ms. Ono's New Year!

Posted by: The Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistic Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Coven at February 19, 2020 06:50 AM (DMUuz)

742 The Conservative Case for Selling Your Body For Fun And Profit.

Posted by: David French at February 19, 2020 06:52 AM (lhUp5)

743 742 The Red Thread is a great read, particularly for anyone who still thinks that any of what is happening is accidental.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 06:49 AM (zlgJP)

I agree.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:52 AM (H8QX8)

744 738 So wading through last nights numbers, I THINK we have

Triple Shootings [1]
Double Shooting [1]
Single shooting [1]

But no shooting shootings.

Posted by: Whoopi at February 19, 2020 06:53 AM (lhUp5)

745 More than half the individuals seeking to fill an opening in government employment in Baltimore are in the process of turning their lives around.


What could possibly go wrong?


https://bit.ly/2HGjjdO

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)

746 748 More than half the individuals seeking to fill an opening in government employment in Baltimore are in the process of turning their lives around.

I mean, that's like not having a single tattoo these days. A clean record ? Obviously some weirdo.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 06:57 AM (lhUp5)

747 I see from Consumer reports, that half of the new cars coming out will have a pedestrian detector that will stop the car if a pedestrian is in front of the car. CR says it will cut back on injuries.

How about we go back to teaching people how to properly cross a street?

See that big thing with 4 wheels? It weighs about 20 times what you do. You cannot win. Keep out of its way.

Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

748 Alice Litte website damn

https://thealicelittle.com/shop/

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:03 AM (JFO2v)

749 I see where New York City is seeing a resurgence of the Squeegy-Men industry.

Perhaps the powers to be might wish to talk to the residents of Baltimore concerning the emotional trauma and physical violence inflicted on day to day drivers by this non-subtle extortion of money at street corners.

I'm not sure which is contributing more to the economic decline here. The avoidance of the city by non-city residents due to the fear of random gunfire, or the constant threats at many street corners by those plucky little street urchins.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:03 AM (tT0V4)

750 So wading through last nights numbers, I THINK we have

Triple Shootings [1]
Double Shooting [1]
Single shooting [1]

But no shooting shootings.
Posted by: Whoopi

Does a hit and run count as a base on balls?

Posted by: Jean at February 19, 2020 07:04 AM (B7KlG)

751 750 I see from Consumer reports, that half of the new cars coming out will have a pedestrian detector that will stop the car if a pedestrian is in front of the car. CR says it will cut back on injuries.

How about we go back to teaching people how to properly cross a street?

See that big thing with 4 wheels? It weighs about 20 times what you do. You cannot win. Keep out of its way.
Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:01 AM (vd8XM)

Or teach people how to drive. A guy in Austin pulled into a beer garden with half a pedestrian in his windshield.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)

752 "How about we go back to teaching people how to properly cross a street?
"

That be olde school.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:04 AM (tT0V4)

753 Or teach people how to drive. A guy in Austin pulled into a beer garden with half a pedestrian in his windshield.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Was the pedestrian trying to get in?
Isn't that breaking and entering?

Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

754 Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "But I will say, I cannot find any compatibility between the way this president conducts himself and anything that I find in scripture.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

755 757 Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "But I will say, I cannot find any compatibility between the way this president conducts himself and anything that I find in scripture.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

Because everyone knows the only way to heaven is to take one up your backside.

Posted by: jsg at February 19, 2020 07:08 AM (lhUp5)

756 How about we go back to teaching people how to properly cross a street?

Personal responsibility is regressive, Comrade.

Compulsion and restriction is the New Freedom.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:08 AM (oVJmc)

757 No, the Idiocracy isn't "accidental", it just truly amazes me that people don't see through the nonsense and reject it. The disconnect between what we've been taught and reality on the ground is so wide.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2020 07:09 AM (lGHQg)

758 Bernie be scared you gonna take the money and run!

The wealth tax includes a 40 percent exit tax on the net value of all assets under $1 billion and 60 percent over $1 billion for all wealthy individual(s) seeking to expatriate to avoid the tax.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:09 AM (JFO2v)

759 How about we teach drivers how to drive properly, while at the same time, we teach pedestrians how to cross streets properly?

Many of our social agreements designed to allow humans to live in close proximity to each other are dependent on both pedestrians and drivers following specific rules, in order to co-exist.

Ad each side spends an inordinate amount f time blaming the other side exclusively, instead of fully understanding and following their own half of the rules.


Kinda like bikes on streets.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:10 AM (tT0V4)

760 Morning all. I need a quick nosh.

Posted by: Face Sized Spider at February 19, 2020 07:10 AM (Um2IM)

761 756 Or teach people how to drive. A guy in Austin pulled into a beer garden with half a pedestrian in his windshield.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Was the pedestrian trying to get in?
Isn't that breaking and entering?
Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:06 AM (vd8XM)

he was hit a high rate of speed and part of his body ended up in car.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:10 AM (JFO2v)

762 Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "But I will say, I cannot find any compatibility between the way this president conducts himself and anything that I find in scripture.


I'll bet that gives David French a raging, tiny boner.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:10 AM (oVJmc)

763 "Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "

Good....

Now just stop talking, and finish eating that dick.

I didn't vote for Trump to be my Pastor.

I vote for Trump to ensure that the government doesn't come after me for my beliefs.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:12 AM (tT0V4)

764 Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "But I will say, I cannot find any compatibility between the way this president conducts himself and anything that I find in scripture.

Are he and Comey getting together to study the Bible now?

Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:12 AM (vd8XM)

765 Mornin y'all

Posted by: Big V at February 19, 2020 07:13 AM (XEC2p)

766 I didn't vote for Trump to be my Pastor.

I vote for Trump to ensure that the government doesn't come after me for my beliefs.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice

Trump! might turn the other cheek, but he ain't gonna get down on hands and knees and spread his cheeks

Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:14 AM (vd8XM)

767
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at February 19, 2020 07:15 AM (ceIDk)

768 Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "But I will say, I cannot find any compatibility between the way this president conducts himself and anything that I find in scripture.


I think Mayor Pete is looking in the Gospel According to Marx.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:15 AM (oVJmc)

769 test

Posted by: That Guy at February 19, 2020 07:15 AM (4ZhMv)

770 Buttigieg follows the Doctrine of Make Crap Up.

Posted by: Puddleglum at February 19, 2020 07:15 AM (30KOX)

771 What time does the Nevada Liars Club get going tonight?

Posted by: Bruce at February 19, 2020 07:17 AM (vd8XM)

772 Mayor Cheat shouldn't be the one wanting to get into what the Bible says, m'kay?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:17 AM (oVJmc)

773 Maybe Mayor Pete should consider taking a leadership roll in Scouting.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:18 AM (tT0V4)

774 It is interesting that so many use Christianity to quote unquote Save other people.

They use the Bible to beat people about the head and shoulders for Socialist causes completing forgetting that not one person can Save themselves.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:19 AM (JFO2v)

775 ha!

Iowa Man Allegedly Kidnapped Woman And Forced Her To Watch Roots To Better Understand Her Racism

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

776 Seeing chatter that Durham has been interviewing fbi agents from meuller's team.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 19, 2020 07:23 AM (JUOKG)

777 "778 ha!

Iowa Man Allegedly Kidnapped Woman And Forced Her To Watch Roots To Better Understand Her Racism

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)"


Babylon Bee, right ?

right ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 07:24 AM (zlgJP)

778 "Babylon Bee, right ?

right ?"

Kinda hard to tell.

In't it?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:25 AM (tT0V4)

779 Iowa Man Allegedly Kidnapped Woman And Forced Her To Watch Roots To Better Understand Her Racism

People really do think what they see on TV is real, even if its a bad TV melodrama from the 1970s based on a book that the author made up/plagiarized.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

780 "Seeing chatter that Durham has been interviewing fbi agents from meuller's team.


Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS)"


Nobody is going to jail. Nobody will be arrested, indicted, perp walked... We will get at most another report and maybe some early retirements or resignations.

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2020 07:31 AM (MxEKc)

781 "
Kinda hard to tell.

In't it?"



Yes, it is, to a degree I find ... disturbing.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 07:31 AM (zlgJP)

782 "Kinda hard to tell.

In't it?"



Yes, it is, to a degree I find ... disturbing."

How do you think we feel?

Posted by: The Onion at February 19, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4)

783 780 "778 ha!

Iowa Man Allegedly Kidnapped Woman And Forced Her To Watch Roots To Better Understand Her Racism

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)"


Babylon Bee, right ?

right ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 07:24 AM (zlgJP)

nope it is real

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:33 AM (JFO2v)

784 I can tell you it's a fact people think Roots is a true story. It's real History. idiots.

Posted by: Case at February 19, 2020 07:33 AM (tWAkG)

785 Seen in online romance ad:


Man with Corona Virus seeks,

Woman with Lyme disease.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4)

786 morning yall.

Rain rain go away
Will Bob Barr quit today?

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 07:34 AM (Tnijr)

787 771 Well, I'm not going to tell other Christians how to be Christians," Buttigieg replied. "But I will say, I cannot find any compatibility between the way this president conducts himself and anything that I find in scripture.
__________________

I think I can help little Petey out here. The Bible says to treat people the way you would want to be treated. Trump does that. The Bible says to be charitable. Trump does that. The Bible says to be forgiving. Trump does that.

Oddly enough, I have more trouble finding compatibility between the way Petey conducts himself and scripture than I do with Trump. Funny, that.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2020 07:34 AM (k4dH2)

788 782 Iowa Man Allegedly Kidnapped Woman And Forced Her To Watch Roots To Better Understand Her Racism

People really do think what they see on TV is real, even if its a bad TV melodrama from the 1970s based on a book that the author made up/plagiarized.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:26 AM (oVJmc)

You wanted Kunta Kente
You would settle for Chicken George
You got Coonman McKKK

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:35 AM (JFO2v)

789 "nope it is real

Posted by: rhennigantx"



That's even more disturbing.

Head on a swivel, etc, etc.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 07:35 AM (zlgJP)

790 Thanks Petey - a Cafeteria Christian pretending to be an expert. Guess that whole Judge Not thing didn't make it onto his tray.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 19, 2020 07:36 AM (yn9QR)

791 Apparently, Buttplug's religious education skipped over the first few chapters of Saint Paul's Epistle to the Romans.

Posted by: JAS at February 19, 2020 07:36 AM (2BZBZ)

792 @777 rhennigantx

"They use the Bible to beat people about the head and shoulders for Socialist causes completing forgetting that not one person can Save themselves."

Had to correct a youner sibbling who kept doing that on social media for a few years. Took the 5 minutes and pointed out to actual scripture that countered every point she was trying to make.

I was unfriended, but she stopped doing it. LOL

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 19, 2020 07:37 AM (4ZhMv)

793 I'm sure Sefton will be up any moment now, but I just wanted to say that I wish Donnie TwoScoops was 1/10 the "dictator" the left whines about him being all the day long.

Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2020 07:37 AM (DU2N9)

794 "Guess that whole Judge Not thing didn't make it onto his tray."

I think he went with the Italian Sausage instead.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:37 AM (tT0V4)

795 "I can tell you it's a fact people think Roots is a true story. It's real History. idiots.

Posted by: Case"

My son (7th grade: is currently studying Africa as part o Black History Month. They are watching Black Panther to get a better understanding of African culture. I wrote to complain to the teacher and says she uses it as a tool because it gets the kiddies interested and Wakanda was not colonized like most of Afruca. or something.

I'm not making this sup.

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2020 07:37 AM (MxEKc)

796 They are watching Black Panther to get a better understanding of African culture. I wrote to complain to the teacher and says she uses it as a tool because it gets the kiddies interested and Wakanda was not colonized like most of Afruca. or something.


Wakanda was made up by a white Jewish comic book writer in 1965.

Still, more authentic than Kwaaaanzaaaaaaa.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 19, 2020 07:39 AM (oVJmc)

797 " They are watching Black Panther to get a better understanding of African culture. I wrote to complain to the teacher and says she uses it as a tool because it gets the kiddies interested "

So maybe next year she considers showing them porn.
As it may get them interested in sexual health.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:40 AM (tT0V4)

798 Ripley, so if/when they get into Western European history do they get to watch Thor?

Sheesh.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 19, 2020 07:40 AM (yn9QR)

799 787 I can tell you it's a fact people think Roots is a true story. It's real History. idiots.
Posted by: Case at February 19, 2020 07:33 AM (tWAkG)

The entire university system that supported this mythical claptrap should be remember for what a scam they allowed to be pulled on the public.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

800 Greetings once more, fappers and fappees.

If I get willowed, I'll have a first and a last on the same thread. Which would be another first. Kinda, sorta.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 07:40 AM (HaL55)

801 The entire university system that supported this mythical claptrap should be remember for what a scam they allowed to be pulled on the public.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:40 AM (JFO2v)

Sure, we'll get right on that.
- The Entire Fed-Run Student Debt Factory Industry

Posted by: DocJ at February 19, 2020 07:41 AM (DU2N9)

802 nobody else comment s Backwards Boy can be last.

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 07:41 AM (Tnijr)

803 I live just up the road a piece from the Cedar Rapids kidnapping story. One would think a big story like that, having made the national news, would make the local newspaper.

Nope. Doesn't fit the narrative, a little "inconvenient" perhaps. So it's the ServPro treatment. Like it never happened.

Posted by: Common Tater at February 19, 2020 07:42 AM (lGHQg)

804 oops

Posted by: freaked at February 19, 2020 07:42 AM (Tnijr)

805 Ripley, so if/when they get into Western European history do they get to watch Thor?

When they get to American history, they can watch Team America.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 07:42 AM (HaL55)

806 I wrote to complain to the teacher and says she uses it as a tool because it gets the kiddies interested and Wakanda was not colonized like most of Afruca.
_________________

Wakanda had the benefit of being a fictional country, unlike actual African countries, so that probably made it easier for them to avoid colonizers. The Wakanda folks could just ask a Marvel comics editor to erase them from the map whenever they saw an evil colonizer approaching! Real Africans never had that advantage. Sad!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 19, 2020 07:42 AM (k4dH2)

807 Jackie Brown or Foxy Brown are better than Black Panther.

Posted by: rhennigantx at February 19, 2020 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

808 OK JJ, blow out the candles on your birfday cake and let's get this party started!

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 07:43 AM (HaL55)

809 Ok, quick story.

My daughter bought a pet snake. The other night we were talking about feeding it and such, live mice v frozen, how it digest, etc.

Wife says "this is somehow fascinating and gross at the same time."

Oldest son says "yeah, kind of like Obama."

I'm kind of proud.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 19, 2020 07:44 AM (yn9QR)

810 "When they get to American history, they can watch Team America."

And open the Iceland chapter with The Immigrant Song?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:44 AM (tT0V4)

811
"Ripley, so if/when they get into Western European history do they get to watch Thor?



Posted by: WitchDoktor"

The only Western European history discussed seems to involve Nazis and colonizers. Europe must be a very evil, nasty place.

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2020 07:44 AM (MxEKc)

812 Amistad would be a better movie for that, at least mostly real.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 19, 2020 07:45 AM (zlgJP)

813 "OK JJ, blow out the candles on your birfday cake and let's get this party started!"

Oh....that's right.

That's today, isn't it.


I almost forgot.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:45 AM (tT0V4)

814 @782 Mr. Peebles

"People really do think what they see on TV is real..",

Yup. Years ago when the movie "Courage under Fire" came out, women in the office were talking about it and asked me if I knew the name of the female pilot the movie was based on.

When I said that "it never happened. It's just a movie," they got upset for cratering the "you go Girl" vibe.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 19, 2020 07:46 AM (4ZhMv)

815 I see bloomberg has been able to buy his way into double digits here in Texas polling.


Two weeks ago he was polling at 5% and after 14 days of bombarding every single TV and radio station with political ads twice an hour he is now at 16%.


Early voting is open and it appears that biden is going to win Texas followed by sanders and then warren.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 19, 2020 07:46 AM (JUOKG)

816 Maryland is about to legalize sports betting.

In order to raise funds for education.

I still think that voluntary prostitution is an under-realized State revenue stream.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:47 AM (tT0V4)

817 When I said that "it never happened. It's just a movie," they got upset for cratering the "you go Girl" vibe.

Reality, what a concept!

/Robin Williams

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 07:47 AM (HaL55)

818 "Wakanda had the benefit of being a fictional
country, unlike actual African countries, so that probably made it
easier for them to avoid colonizers. The Wakanda folks could just ask a
Marvel comics editor to erase them from the map whenever they saw an
evil colonizer approaching! Real Africans never had that advantage.
Sad!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer"

I guess looking at real African countries that were never colonized, like Liberia and Ethiopia, wouldn't keep the kiddies interested. Or fit the narrative.

Posted by: Ripley at February 19, 2020 07:47 AM (MxEKc)

819 @812 WitchDoktor

Well done!

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 19, 2020 07:48 AM (4ZhMv)

820 781
"Babylon Bee, right ?



right ?"



I saw it in the daily-mail yesterday.


Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 19, 2020 07:50 AM (XzVUd)

821 Well, people are causing the north and south poles to melt. It's a fact. Look it up.

Posted by: Case at February 19, 2020 07:50 AM (tWAkG)

822 Must refill covfefe...then reinsert the IV.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 07:50 AM (HaL55)

823 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 19, 2020 07:51 AM (muI26)

824 ""Babylon Bee, right ?



right ?"



I saw it in the daily-mail yesterday."

Has Snopes opined on this yet?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 19, 2020 07:51 AM (tT0V4)

825 Nood - BackwardsBoy, you're up.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 19, 2020 07:51 AM (yn9QR)

826 Here we go again.

Ex-WWE Wrestler (and current Gracie Jiu-Jutsu instructor) Eve Torres has come out of the woodwork to claim PDT groped her in 2009.

Posted by: Allie at February 19, 2020 07:52 AM (UnA8+)

827 @820

Reality, what a concept!

/Robin Williams
Posted by: BackwardsBoy.

Unfortunately reality was a bit much for Robin. Good guy, but the 3rd divorce killed him.

Posted by: Buckeye Abroad at February 19, 2020 07:52 AM (4ZhMv)

828 751
Alice Litte website damn



https://thealicelittle.com/shop/



She looks about 14 but wiki says she was top earner for 2016 and 2017 so she must be at least 22.



Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 19, 2020 07:55 AM (XzVUd)

829 I guess looking at real African countries that were never colonized, like Liberia and Ethiopia, wouldn't keep the kiddies interested. Or fit the narrative.
Posted by: Ripley


Uh...Liberia literally was a colony, remember? Hell, that was even a US joint (sorta)...

Mornin' Horde.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at February 19, 2020 07:58 AM (CUU+W)

830 OK, let's see if this holds. And I don't get banninated for posting on an old thread.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #PutChinaOutofBusiness at February 19, 2020 08:09 AM (HaL55)

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