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Open Thread
If you don't like reading on Twitter, this app has the thread with the Twitter nonsense stripped out. French's claim is -- get this! -- that you're all Bad Christians because you're ignoring the Biblical injunction to love your enemies by subcontracting out your hate to Donald Trump, who hates on your half. But God is not fooled, because His Hall Monitor on Earth, Saint David French, is telling on you. Frieburger asks where French shows any Christian love for his enemies -- but finds, get this!, nothing but bad faith and seething hatred. And Pharasaical posing and selfie-taking before the temple doors. Meanwhile...To Aaron and Adam, Jonathan and Michael: I am sorry for the agony you are about to endure, and for the pain & betrayal you will feel at the hands of your beloved Dept. Know that you are on the right side of history & that we are so very proud of you for defending the rule of law.
— Lisa Page (@NatSecLisa) February 12, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:48 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 06:49 PM (zqs/f)
I think I have to just move on and try to make the big mac sauce.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (J3Rfi)
Re: Teh Reverund French, I am highly, highly, highly familiar with his type. I grew up surrounded by his type from childhood through adulthood.
Over 90% of the time, those who attacked as he does did so because they were engaging in inappropriate conduct.
Hmm? What's that? Am I making insinuations without evidence? I'm just holding French to the standard of intellectual integrity which he himself uses.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: dantesed at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (88xKn)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (QzF6i)
She can't be serious.
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Miklos, harsh but fair at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (1CjJc)
No I froze it. Actually, I unfroze one of them, and I have to eat that soon. Maybe I'll abandon the Big Mac plan and just eat that.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: soothsayerwing plover at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (9P5eb)
LIsa Page's twitter entry sounds like "Dear Diary" for an 8th grader.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (WI7YS)
Government by middle school mean girls.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 06:51 PM (8ZASj)
Posted by: The Chaffel Bread Man at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (Yp/pV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (dUJdY)
i linked a video about it in the sidebar. It's low carb bread made on a mini waffle maker.
i'm trying to make a white bread hamburger bun.
I guess I managed that part okay.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
May the scales fall from his eyes.
Posted by: Miklos, cross-threading at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (MVjcR)
The phrase "right side of history."
Fuck anyone who says that. You just removed yourself from logical discourse.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Average Guy at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (BaHwF)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (bT7Yc)
Anyone here know anything about Switzerland? Do they have decent coffee? I'm going to St. Moritz for a ski club trip in a couple weeks and am wondering if I should bring my own coffee and brew equipment. I don't wanna be stuck there with subpar coffee all week.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
May the scales fall from his eyes.
Posted by: Miklos, cross-threading at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (QzkSJ)
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Nah, he's a bottom feeder, like a catfish. Smooth and slimy.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: klaftern
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The butler on "Family Affair" who looks sort of like Sargon of Akkad.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: ptschett at home at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (zB+vL)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Lisa Page at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:50 PM (dUJdY)
Whatever you do, don't look it up on the urban dictionary.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (aS1PU)
Yes, David Cocksucker French, tell me more about
the Hellfire and Brimstone that awaits me for not voting for Bernie Sanders.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (rLZe7)
"What's chaffle bread?"
Five dollars. Same as in town.
Posted by: The Chaffel Bread Man
Now do a henway.
Posted by: Gooshy, listening carefully to Zathrus at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (Fc+Gg)
Posted by: Adriane Wot sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (q1Pj5)
She still calls herself "NatSec" Lisa. She's missing her glory days like some people miss high school. Her only consolation will be that MSM gig she's angling for.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
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A sentence that works in the plural as well!
The French are such insufferable twats.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Serious Cat
In Switzerland, tap water costs $11.
Good tap water though.
Posted by: Miklos Fodor's Switzerland on $1500 Dollars a Day at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (ORxHX)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Sharon
Walking away is a noob move.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (JcXHH)
2. It's an iMac from 2009. It's still awesome. It's a lot faster than the old netbooks I've been using. The next test is seeing if it'll run my old Mac laptop hard drive from back when I was a person and had my own business. I'll be able to access all my old cad data. Hopefully.
3. I'm going to have to get the proper keyboard for this thing.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (GcvMs)
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Parisians, mostly. Bretons and Normans are pretty OK.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (NSTRH)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (7LXZS)
Okay - Not funny, but. . . .
This is from an obit of a buddy of mine who died a week ago:
He was preceded in death by his wife, X., who was fatally injured in their Piper Comanche aircraft in May while receiving instruction through a women's flying program to land the plane in the event (my buddy) became ill.
Irony is so, well, ironic.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Flyover MAGA at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 06:56 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (n+WwS)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 06:49 PM (PbpT7)
********
Watch it there fella...
Posted by: Big Mac at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (I1StC)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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There's nothing quite as disjointed as a leftist telling you that you're a bad Christian.
It's like a legless Amish man telling Fred Astaire "You know nothing about dancing!"
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (X12/X)
Yes!! I'm actually thinking I might try and make it. Working out some other things. It's doable.. worst part is the long drive. Not sure my body can handle it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (dUJdY)
Lisa Page is a narcissistic, self-deceiving pile of treason.
Posted by: Flyover MAGA
Still reasonably hot, though.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (zqs/f)
Clocks, cheese with holes, chocolate, and blonde Ingas.
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (q1Pj5)
I'm glad she specifically mentioned "the rule of law."
I Do Not Want this type of "rule of law" currently being meted in the Dept Of Justice and currently being
peddled by fake conservatives at the bulwark.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (dwojT)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (NSTRH)
Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (K3B2k)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (rLZe7)
Hope to be able to suck my own dick by the 4th of July.
Posted by: David Frenchie at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (txdQo)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)
Yep. Exposed they are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)
I love that any one of the Bee's Evangelicals just voting for the party most likely to not make their religion illegal appears to be beyond them.
There was this ludicrously insufferable article in NRO from a guy trying to explain why Evangelicals would support Trump that went on and on and on and on and ON belaboring the very basic point that Evangelicals are realists who are choosing from the options given to them and making the least worst choice.
Further also, French is the one who acts as if the President is a religious leader. That's heresy, Pastor French. Heresy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)
Yes!! I'm actually thinking I might try and make it. Working out some other things. It's doable.. worst part is the long drive. Not sure my body can handle it.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (dUJdY)
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Hope you can make it, Jewells!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (JwkED)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (NSTRH)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (RuIsu)
btw, Jackstraw said a long time ago lisa page flipped.
I guess fucking not.
None of these Unindicted Co-Conspirators fear any type of reprisal.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (9P5eb)
Fuck him and his opinions.
And Lisa Page can blow me......
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 12, 2020 06:59 PM (Z+IKu)
81 Jewells, You don't have to drive all the way. We should talk.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (7LXZS)
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Of course! Drive half and walk half!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (JwkED)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:55 PM (GcvMs)
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Parisians, mostly. Bretons and Normans are pretty OK.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn.
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Damn that Henry VI for being such a light-in-the-loafers weenie that he lost that chunk of France "and made made his England bleed; which oft our stage hath shown."
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM
I thought Inga vas from Sveden. For sure.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Fast Times at Miklos High at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: trapper's girl at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (JCKh2)
Posted by: Neon Deon at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (aKsyK)
I guess fucking not.
None of these Unindicted Co-Conspirators fear any type of reprisal.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February
I do not know if she flipped or not but this tweet suggest nothing either way.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: joefl65 at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (TV1xT)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (7LXZS)
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I know! Thank you!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: 13times at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (K3B2k)
Switzerland has great coffee. There is a big Italian presence in Switzerland so yea, excellent.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: not so
That's not how things are done around here. Set your hair on fire already.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:01 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (7LXZS)
They have cheese. And cows. The cheese comes from the cows after you hand-rape their cow titties for milk.
Posted by: The Chicken at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (ZLI7S)
I have a feeling the president got sick of Barr and
called him last week and said are you in fucking control over there or not.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (GcvMs)
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TBF, a lot of the losing happened when he was a minor child. Not that what came after he was an adult was much better...
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: 13times
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I don't patronize restaurants where I'm forced to wear a Thai.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (GcvMs)
I would like French to understand. Those christiany guys we both supported in elections past did alot of fibbing.on abortion and borders..so?
Posted by: willow at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (NSTRH)
Posted by: Ever at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (y3cH7)
For some reason, they blow on a big horn and shout "riccola!".
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (QLPEO)
a friend linked that to me and said "They're still writing about the same fucking thing that was obvious four years ago and explained and re-explained three years ago."
Someone I know goes to the Meeting of the Concerned. This person says that literally all they do is perseverate the same question: "What happened?" They're still asking each other what happened and why.
So I guess a lot of these meltbrains remain frozen in the moment before the Tragedy that broke them.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Isn't that the dictionary definition of "taking the Lord's name in vain"? That is, using the Lord as justification to make claims that are not in his teachings?
(Help me out here Christians, all I know about this I learned in pamphlets I used to read waiting for the laundry to wash and dry)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (LWu6U)
Yeah, no. President "you didn't build that" doesn't get to take credit for anything good ON PRINCIPLE!
Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (+G8SK)
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There are some good things about Switzerland.
I know their flag is a big plus!
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (zr5Kq)
@MaxBoot
Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (GcvMs)
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Oh, come on, they're small. Wear two!
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:00 PM (HALdu)
You usually don't send a tweet about being on the right side of history for something similar to the things you supposedly flipped on. I think that's definitely an indication.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (2DOZq)
How they can look themselves in the mirror is a mystery. I suppose having absolutely no conscience or self-awareness helps. And of course, they only have to appeal to the money people--useless things like American citizens don't count. After all, how many donations have they made?
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (l9m7l)
That's a problem with absolute monarchy [that and the inbreeding]. Barron Trump may well grow up to be an excellent President. Doesn't mean he'd be the best choice to be President today.
[unless a regency-council made of Ted Cruz, Clarence Thomas, and Mencius Moldbug were serving orders in Barron's name.]
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (ykYG2)
Yet they act like all the kings horses and all the kings men can put Humpty Dumpty together again if they just sell enough cruise tickets.
Posted by: henry at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Crumby pun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (QzF6i)
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Look forward to meeting you, Sharon(wa)!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Its like unearthing a Siberian Mastodon! Frozen, recognizable, but...still brain dead.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM
Seriously. That's best left to the privacy of your own home.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (bT7Yc)
"Anyone here know anything about Switzerland?"
Five hundred years and nothing but a cuckoo clock.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (F8Y7G)
How is Fake News daring to continue to push Bloomberg when he didn't even exist to anyone
in NH or Iowa?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (9P5eb)
(Help me out here Christians, all I know about this I learned in pamphlets I used to read waiting for the laundry to wash and dry)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest
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Yes.
"Thou shalt not take the Lord's name in vain" does not refer to screaming it when you drop a fridge on your toe.
It's referring to saying "God told me to tell you..." or claiming to speak for God in any wrong manner.
...Even so. If you drop a fridge on your toe, do try to say "Drat" or "Dang it."
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (GcvMs)
https://tinyurl.com/tznufsv
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (wiXsO)
you're ignoring the Biblical injunction to love your enemies by
subcontracting out your hate to Donald Trump, who hates on your half."
I keep waiting for the left to try to jerk Catholics around by the doctrine of papal infallibility. Maybe they did and I ignored it due to being pretty lapsed for a Catholic at this point.
Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (+G8SK)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy
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There's nothing quite as disjointed as a leftist telling you that you're a bad Christian.
It's like a legless Amish man telling Fred Astaire "You know nothing about dancing!"
Posted by: RKae
It's called 'Godsplaining'. A favorite manipulative tactic done by those who view God as an accessory against those who know God as a Savior.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (n+WwS)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (ykYG2)
One third shredded mozzarella cheese and an egg. Mix up and pour into two mini dash waffle makers. Cook 4 minutes then remove and cool.
I add herbs or seasoning if I want to jazz it up. Use for sandwiches, eggs Benedict, etc.
I hate the name chaffle but it seems to have stuck.
Posted by: LizLem at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (7ZqtG)
Posted by: MadRocketSci at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (+G8SK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Crumby pun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)
Puns in this group is no place for loafers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (qu1px)
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Excellent mercenaries, but they are firm about being paid on time and in full. The French had a funny saying about this: "When the money runs out, so do the Swiss."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February
Why not? Kind of useful if no one knows you flipped
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (BiNEL)
I know where they keep their Armies. In their sleevies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: willow
Eight hundred island
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM
Only in Canada. The exchange rate sucks for them right now.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (zre6V)
To be so completely guilty of crimes against our nation but to be so brazen in her righteousness. It's breathtaking.
We can all learn a lesson in chutzpah from ol' Horse-teeth.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (KB5yB)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I think it's virgins who are thrown into volcanoes, not trollops.
But she can be used for practice, like a movie star's stand-in.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: McLurkerson at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (BifcO)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (bT7Yc)
I know the Vikings guard the Patriarch....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:03 PM (PbpT7)
Gah, there's a specific psychological term for this, something like ego protection? That may be wildly wrong. But it's about how the mind will just reject information that requires the person admit that how they view the world is incorrect. So minds being stuck is fairly accurate.
What really annoyed me about that piece was how desperately in need of editing it was. It wasn't wrong and had some moderately interesting points but those were lost in the weeds. I was wondering if the writer got paid by the word or something.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (GbPPJ)
@MaxBoot
Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)
Does that make it official that everyone hates that loathsome toad?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Yp/pV)
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)
Sneaky Pete - a moderate? Sure, sure, giving away free healthcare to open border crossing illegals...so, so moderate. Thanks Max Boot- ajudge licker.
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (32YRo)
NOBODY says it better than Ace! God, how I love this site!
Posted by: Sam Adams at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (DbadI)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (BiNEL)
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Yep! It's shaping up to be epic!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (7LXZS)
called him last week and said are you in fucking control over there or not.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:02 PM (9P5eb)
Barr is a company guy first, and Mueller is a personal friend of his. Barr is gonna protect the DoJ first and foremost.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: Colin at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (TOwRr)
Posted by: IanDeal at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (vgGyZ)
Crumby pun.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:05 PM (1CjJc)
Puns in this group is no place for loafers.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (axyOa)
Wise words, no matter how you slice it.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (bT7Yc)
Yes indeed. Swiss guard is famous for its colorful costumes, devotion the pope and love of cheese.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Please, Democrats, do the smart thing and coalesce quickly around one of the three moderates-Pete Buttigieg, Amy Klobuchar, or Michael Bloomberg- who are still standing after the first two contests. The future of our democracy may depend on it.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:04 PM (wiXsO)
The best thing about that is that when they are stringing him up after the coup he is going to be screaming "but I am one of you!
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Y4EXg)
These people are unprincipled barbarians, through and through.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 12, 2020 07:08 PM (axyOa)
It seems to me that everyone here is an upper crust type!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (F8Y7G)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (g6Ha5)
Absolutely not true. Those are fake Swiss.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (sWM8x)
Then why did he just blow up the DOJ yesterday?
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Serious Cat
Coffee can be good, but expensive. Actually, everything is expensive. Stupid expensive. Google how to cook using your hotel coffee pot. Grab some erbwurst, esp if you need some extra warmth in your ski bibs.
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zre6V)
lisa page can go swim in a vat of molten lava.
Posted by: nurse ratched
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I think it's virgins who are thrown into volcanoes, not trollops.
But she can be used for practice, like a movie star's stand-in.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (GcvMs)
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Fun fact: you can't actually swim in lava. It's literally liquid rock.
Gollum would have burst into flame when he fell into the Crack of Doom and his charred remains would have splintered on impact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Jordan and I are traveling together, should be a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February
before I inquire further, who is Jordan?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:11 PM (7LXZS)
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Not yet, but I'm sure we'll figure something out.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: MadRocketSci
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They made a big deal out of the current pope being a Jesuit.
I wonder why they haven't pointed out that he's the first lapsed Catholic to become pope?
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (+0AKE)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (F8Y7G)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)
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Shhh, don't tell them. You'll ruin the surprise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (xceTB)
Can't find the original post, can anyone help?
Posted by: Bubba at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (sfE9W)
I'm really excited about the MoMe. It's my first time! There's no hazing ritual is there?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Other than the Walk of Shame, no.
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: anon at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (TnwAJ)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
No pants
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (B7KlG)
Gollum would have burst into flame when he fell into the Crack of Doom and his charred remains would have splintered on impact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February
That does not seem right
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (bT7Yc)
Some of these guys ran out of arm before they ran out of hash marks.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: AOC at February 12, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)
Feel the Berne!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tonypete
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But there is the seed of something funny in them.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Everybody gets jumped in
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QzF6i)
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Nah. It's all good! You will have a lot of fun. Ask anyone who has been to one!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (MVjcR)
welcome back! you missed an epic week!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (d7Ww2)
Thanks. You're telling me. I am all backed up with puns and unfunny retorts.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (QzF6i)
Bring your Bikini
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (X12/X)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Nice knowing you.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM
No. That side will die in the coup. Patriots will do the stringing up.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (rBtIz)
I keep waiting for the left to try to jerk Catholics around by the
doctrine of papal infallibility. Maybe they did and I ignored it due to
being pretty lapsed for a Catholic at this point.
Posted by: MadRocketSci
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You clearly don't understand the doctrine.
It means the pope is *only* an infallible authority on questions of dogma when backed by the magisterium.
Crap like global warming or voting preference? Nope. Not included.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
Oh you poor dear. Whatever you do, don't talk to Jewells or Ladyl in advance!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (g6Ha5)
Absolutely not true. Those are fake Swiss.
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (zr5Kq)
The Pontifical Guard is composed of Swiss Catholic men who have completed basic training in the Swiss army
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: Superman at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (9t0Zz)
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It's like Jack Handy said: "If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, just let 'em go, man."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sWM8x)
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They make good cheese, but sadly, it's full of holes.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Sharon
It's a surprise!
Posted by: The Otters at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:14 PM (GcvMs
I get a rise out of them.
Posted by: Doughboy at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: not so
Jordan61, a fellow moron. we have gone shooting together with Mark and she came to the PNW MoMe last summer. We are going to cause some trouble, you east coasters.....
...maybe?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February
either way he swings
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (HALdu)
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Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.
Humans are mostly liquid water.
Rock is...liquid rock.
Which is denser?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: not so
Jordan61, a fellow moron. we have gone shooting together with Mark and she came to the PNW MoMe last summer. We are going to cause some trouble, you east coasters.....
...maybe?
Posted by: nurse ratched at Februar
Thanks. Wanted to make sure it was not your kid or something.
So naked pics?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: kallisto at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (X12/X)
Jordan and I are traveling together, should be a hoot!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February
before I inquire further, who is Jordan?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (HALdu)
'Ette, and well, I'll leave it your imagination.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (1CjJc)
Meanwhile, David Cocksucker Brooks is resorting to cheap attempts to score Woke Points and keep his
cuck job at Atlantic by being the fake conservative
who shits all over everything conservative.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo)
yes you are correct
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)
The Pontifical Guard is composed of Swiss Catholic men who have completed basic training in the Swiss army
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:16 PM (Izzlo
Do they get one of those cool knives for graduation?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 12, 2020 07:13 PM (F8Y7G)
Bluebell is setting up the paypal account as we speak!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (BiNEL)
Got it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)
I only heard the last 5 minutes of his show, can't imagine how bad the other 2 hours & 55 minutes are.
Posted by: DARTH KONG at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (o/4iJ)
Posted by: kallisto
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As is continually repeating, "Islam is a beautiful culture."
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (GcvMs)
Lisa Page is a vile human being and the only way she can sleep at night is to reinvent herself as cross between Joan of Arc and Captain Marvel.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)
225 It's my first time!
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice
I bet you say that to all the 'rons.
JK. It was low-hanging fruit and I couldn't resist
Posted by: creeper at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (XxJt1)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (rpxSz)
Humans are mostly liquid water.
Rock is...liquid rock.
Which is denser?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (cfSRQ
AOC?!
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (Vy7tf)
38 I love that Evangelicals backing PDJT is eating at these midwit's guts.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (QLPEO)
Yep. Exposed they are.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (1CjJc)
"How can you support that sinner Trump?"
""Because he doesn't want to kill me."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (8ZASj)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
Or that it isn't a mockup.
Posted by: cautionary Miklos at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tonypete
I agree
never get a rise out of me
Posted by: REDACTED
Bread puns make me crusty.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (S9U/P)
Further also, French is the one who acts as if the President is a religious leader. That's heresy, Pastor French. Heresy.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 06:58 PM (GbPPJ)
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Somebody is going to win the F'ing election. So, I don't vote on principles but get to enjoy the reaming I might get by not voting?
Good people, bad people on both sides. Lesser of 2 evils. Dumb and Dumber. Whatever. Someone is going to win.
I'm an a'hole. I freely admit that. I meet people that are better than me. I meet people that are worse than me. I'm supposed to cut myself off from the world?
Posted by: Groundhog at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (n+WwS)
Humans are mostly liquid water.
Rock is...liquid rock.
Which is denser?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February
you are not doing much for your argument. If guys in silver suits are walking then they are swimming standing.
Which is denser, water or humans?
Kind of similar to how you float higher in salty water.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)
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Yep!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh please. Barr didn't shit can anyone, the four musketeers left of their own volition. If the really did lie about the sentencing recommendation like they were reported to have, they'd have their walking papers and be escorted out like Kernel Bearclaw and his brother.
PDTS did the bulk of the cleansing yesterday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)
I met a very nice lurker at the last NoVA.
You can really only see them out of the corner of your eye. If you look directly at them they vanish.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (ZoYP9)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: klaftern at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)
There's a Canadian exclusion, but it is waived for you, Vendette, and AOP. Others require a special permit hearing!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice
I bet you say that to all the 'rons.
JK. It was low-hanging fruit and I couldn't resist
Posted by: creeper at February
either way it is about enthusiasm
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)
It was the hardest thing for me to come to terms with the fact that I got the 2016 election completely wrong, really wrong. But it was impossible to ignore within a week or two of the election and conversion to reality was required - these NRO guys just can't get there - so there will fade into the wood work eventually...
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (7LXZS)
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Cheetos are an east coast thing.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zre6V)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (g6Ha5)
I met a very nice lurker at the last NoVA.
You can really only see them out of the corner of your eye. If you look directly at them they vanish
We try to find the shadows.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (g6Ha5)
WHO SAID THAT
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (ZoYP9)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Which is denser, water or humans?
Kind of similar to how you float higher in salty water.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (HALdu)
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It's not an argument. There's nothing to dispute.
There are videos of people doing this. Rock is pretty damn dense, even in liquid form.
There are liquids dense enough that people can walk across them. Lava is one of them - assuming you aren't incinerated first.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (n+WwS)
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I think so. bluebell's idea!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Yes, but you're not allowed to talk.
...Oh! And you have to hide in the walls and peer out through cutout eye-holes in the portrait gallery.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (zr5Kq)
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Seems like yesterday.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (9dzlp)
Credibly accused of sexual harassment, Bloomberg?
The same Max Boot who wanted Trump to drop out when the Billy Bush tapes came out?
So consistent
Very principled
Wow
Posted by: ptschett at home at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (zB+vL)
...Oh! And you have to hide in the walls and peer out through cutout eye-holes in the portrait gallery.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (GcvMs)
Dibs on the moose head.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (aS1PU)
...because she gave free bj's by the back door.
Posted by: ... at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (uEbPt)
Actually I think only one of them has actually left the government, the others think thy can slink back to their lairs and wait for their step increases and pensions are ready to fully activate!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (BiNEL)
This is what set me off this evening:
Devin Nunes:
"As we start to unpeel the onion of what the Mueller team was really doing."
WTF? The onion has been peeled for 2 years. We know what they did.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (9P5eb)
But is her ass as flat as Captain Marvel's?
Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: not so
let's see yours first!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:20 PM (d7Ww2)
You've played this before.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (ZLI7S)
Oh please. Barr didn't shit can anyone, the four musketeers left of their own volition. If the really did lie about the sentencing recommendation like they were reported to have, they'd have their walking papers and be escorted out like Kernel Bearclaw and his brother.
PDTS did the bulk of the cleansing yesterday.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead
Three of them are still employed. Just not on that case.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (S9U/P)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 06:54 PM (rLZe7)
You forgot sexually mutilating and chemically castrating their own children.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:10 PM (7LXZS)
My aunt made the best pie crust. She used lard.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (cNlpM)
Know that most Christians are not pretentious a$$holes like him.
Posted by: WannabeAnglican at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (JaSdS)
The FBI's very own Mary Sue.
Posted by: Miklos, so it is written at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/rg2qfk4
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (DTX3h)
There are videos of people doing this. Rock is pretty damn dense, even in liquid form.
There are liquids dense enough that people can walk across them. Lava is one of them - assuming you aren't incinerated first.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February
You float in water because water is denser than you.
Go back and read your comments. You are wrong from start to finish.
If the lava was hot enough and liquid enough you could swim in it because it is denser than you.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Tonypete
I agree
never get a rise out of me
Posted by: REDACTED at February 12, 2020 07:19 PM (rpxSz)
Depends how you slice it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (2DOZq)
Three of them are still employed. Just not on that case.
Posted by: rickb223
I know, right.
WTF.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Braenyard
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Is there another way?
jk but using lard is the only proper way.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Yes, but you're not allowed to talk.
...Oh! And you have to hide in the walls and peer out through cutout eye-holes in the portrait gallery.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (GcvMs)
We have to be Creepy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: Try the veal at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (NWiLs)
Guys in the silver suits can walk over lava. It's denser than they are.
Silver people on the shoreline let us be
Talkin' 'bout very free and easy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: runner
Ten and a half score plus one. Happy Birthday Mr Lincolni.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (QLPEO)
Then I saw a preview for an Amazon show about Indians in WWII called "The Forgotten Army." I was intrigued, thinking we were finally something about the India/Burma theater, maybe focusing on the Chindits.
Alas, it turns out it's actually about the Indian National Army, the assholes that fought on the Jap side.
Posted by: Biggs Darklighter at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (RIvx9)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn.
Kindltot was making noise about going to Lincoln City on the Oregon coast. I liked Yakima, it seemed to be a little more accessible, and NO ONE wants to come to Seattle. I will have to talk with Mark. Perhaps later in the summer, and we could reserve camping spots. Flounder camped last year and said it was a fine campground.
LCD also was having dreams of a Moron wine tour. The Yakima Valley has some incredible vineyards and wineries. Last year was not as organized as it should have been, my bad. I'll try to do better!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 12, 2020 07:23 PM (9dzlp)
I think she meant "Rule of the Lawgivers" of which she certainly considers himself a member.
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Miklos, so it is written at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (QzkSJ)
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Does she realize she's proving that there was in fact a conspiracy?
All these people being super-chummy on twitter aren't doing themselves any legal favors.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Miklos, unabashed omnivore at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (7LXZS)
309 Weasel, will we see the menu in the food thread on Sunday?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (7LXZS)
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Have to ask CBD about that!
Hint: BBQ
Seriously, and I'm rarely ever serious, if any of you are even remotely interested in meeting a bunch of the people you know here, you should come. Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: freaked at February
Don't confuse things with witchcraft
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (n+WwS)
Silver people on the shoreline let us be
Talkin' 'bout very free and easy
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (aKsyK)
Good one.
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (aS1PU)
Got it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican
Speaking as a pretentious asshole, I'm not good at being Christian.
I suppose I'll at least admit that before delivering moral pronouncements on everyone else.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: josephistan at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (Izzlo)
Garibaldi got to them ?
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)
So as not to attract sandworms.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ZoYP9)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (7LXZS)
Buy it from the grocery store?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:26 PM (Tnijr)
So as not to attract sandworms.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (ZoYP9)
Walk without rhythm and you won't attract the worm
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WannabeAnglican
Meh, you know, I have to say I am Christian and I am somewhat pretentious.
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (HALdu)
Well that was what I call a thorough Fisking. Bravo!
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (XN+hF)
People who hated Reagan do not get the fucking right to tell me (who loved Reagan) who is and is not Reaganesque.
Christ is even more problematical.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (2B9A/)
It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February
So that is what hillary was doing
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (zre6V)
I think you are completely misreading what just happened.
One thing Barr did not do as you claimed he would is protect the DOJ. He is exposing what has been going on at the DOJ. He is exposing the political bias of the DOJ that Obama built and making it a big issue.
That's pretty much the opposite of sweeping things under the rug. I think Nunes is right, this is just the beginning of what we are going to see over the next number of weeks before Barr testifies before Fat Nadler.
I bet that will be a hoot.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (VjHOE)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (7LXZS)
Can't wait!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (g6Ha5)
No, the tongue hole is for Creepy
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)
Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Insomniac
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Well, he's white so. . . .
Safe!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (Y4EXg)
Ronaldus Magnus was a giant among men.
I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:25 PM (g6Ha5)
No, the tongue hole is for Creepy
Posted by: Boswell at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (32YRo)
Keep your gimp mask zipped and everything will be fine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (NWiLs)
It means the pope is *only* an infallible authority on questions of dogma when backed by the magisterium.
Crap like global warming or voting preference? Nope. Not included.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:15 PM (cfSRQ)
The last ex-cathedra pronouncement by a pope was in 1864, on the virgin Mary IIRC. It had been under research for centuries.
Blather by "its current year" Popes now or similar stuff by semi-Marxist ones in the 80s can be rejected without being out of the church.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 12, 2020 07:24 PM (S9U/P)
Barely an inconvenience...
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:28 PM (NWiLs)
You never learn.
Props on the Joe Biden Marley Dog Soldier song.
I was gonna add his other hit, No Hymen, No Cry.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (1CjJc)
Ivanka Trump: "We will be introducing bipartisan legislation in the Senate to promote the empowerment, development, and prosperity of women globally, aptly named the WGDP Act."
https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/ 1227729343914348549
Men, mainly white men, literally have zero factions in America lobbying for their interests.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (X/aS0)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Co. Q, 365th Dog Faced Pony Soldier Bn. at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February
at a time?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)
Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
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See? AtC wouldn't lie!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (MVjcR)
Women Getting Double Penetration?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (C1Lsn)
Ivanka certainly has the leftist patois down pat.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (XN+hF)
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (QLPEO)
Where in hell do these MSM and left types have the gall to call buttplug a moderate...even that amy broad also, or mini m
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (85Gof)
***********
It's all about fooling the voters.
Nancy Pelosi hosted a speaker's meeting Tuesday with an Obama economics adviser to explain to the Dems why the economy isn't as strong as Trump says it it and how they can message that to voters.
The Dems then decide what the Dem talking points are and send that message to the MSM... voila they're all moderates... voila Trumps economy sucks.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
This, my Horde friends, is the ultimate MoMee recommendation!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February
at a time?
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:31 PM (HALdu)
Airtight, plus a nostril
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (XN+hF)
I think you are completely misreading what just happened.
One thing Barr did not do as you claimed he would is protect the DOJ. He is exposing what has been going on at the DOJ. He is exposing the political bias of the DOJ that Obama built and making it a big issue.
That's pretty much the opposite of sweeping things under the rug. I think Nunes is right, this is just the beginning of what we are going to see over the next number of weeks before Barr testifies before Fat Nadler.
I bet that will be a hoot.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ZLI7S)
when you lift an old board and the cockroaches scuttle for new cover it isn't a victory for the roaches. They would have been content to sit in their current place forever.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February
at a time?"
Either. Or watched.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7LXZS)
It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Sodomy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha5)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (XN+hF)
Ace probably already covered it, but at FB people are excerpting Max Boot's latest tweet begging Dems to nominate one of their "moderate" candidates: Buttigieg, Klobuchar or Bloomberg.
Bleah.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
This unethical behavior undermines the personal integrity that security clearances depend on. And it was setup to be violated.
Posted by: idaMan at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (r28kI)
What the fuck more do you want?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7LXZS)
Stacks of cash, high-end escorts, and mountains of blow. You know, the usual.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Vamping CNN at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (WX+x0)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (9Om/r)
It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Sodomy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha5)
Sodoyours
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (NWiLs)
I loved that guy too.''
Miss him terribly just as I will miss PDT if he goes before I do.
Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (RueoN)
"Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason."--John Harington, c. 1600
Historically speaking, this feels something like the Phony War, the eight month lull between the Polish Blitzkrieg and the Invasion of France.
Time's up.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Ndje9)
Got it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:18 PM (hku12)
FIXT
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (BiNEL)
As some guy who was once President said about liberals, it's not that they are ignorant, it's just that they know so many things that just aren't so.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (hku12)
I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (XN+hF)
*fistbump*
I worry at times that we dehumanize him and that has a tendency to take away from how remarkable he was- and blind us to his faults, which did exist.
Still.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
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An armed populace.
That's how you can say to Hitler, "We're going to be neutral."
None of your college professors ever explain why Poland didn't just say, "We're gonna be neutral."
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)
https://youtu.be/9UlDFHOgbYI
Posted by: clutch cargo at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (8B6Ng)
I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (XN+hF)
I was 19 years old when I saw Reagan truly make America great again. Millennials never experienced 18% interest rates, oil boycotts, a depleted military or the USSR and all the various problems they caused. He was the man.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Miklos, unsocial scientist at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (RueoN)
I loved that guy too.
Posted by: Guy Smiley
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Sometime you gotta see Reagan in "Storm Warning." My favorite of his films.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Skrapheap at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (Qgajt)
Posted by: John Thornton at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (5KnDh)
Oh don't worry. I burn plenty.
Posted by: The B.C.o.S. at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (ATCV4)
Dough!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (xPJvm)
What the fuck more do you want?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (7LXZS)
Stacks of cash, high-end escorts, and mountains of blow. You know, the usual.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (NWiLs)
All I know is that because I decided to bring the wife to Virginia for the MoMe I now have to side trip to somewhere around Richmond to visit some of her relatives for a day or 2 on the way home. This MoMe better be fucking epic. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Skrapheap at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (Qgajt)
David French.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (C1Lsn)
>Who's there?
Lisas.
>Lisas who?
Help I'm lost in Lisa's Vagina and it smells like a thousand dead crabs farted in here.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (GS42F)
the day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.
At no time have we been closer to the horizon than now.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (FsgBK)
Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Sodomy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha5)
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Surprise anal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (xceTB)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:27 PM (MVjcR)
Dude, MoMees are so awesome even I attend and I'm philosophically opposed to talking to other people.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 12, 2020 07:30 PM (GbPPJ)
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Introverts, please come to the MoMee! Weasel will have a van come to your hotel to get you aethered up and relaxed before the event.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
What's stopping the Deep State and Shiff from producing another fake whistleblower who heard the president tell Barr to interfere in Stone's case?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: ace
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Help me find my cars keys and we can drive out of here!
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: ace
So.
Good lasagna.
Posted by: Miklos, guessing again at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)
I was 5 when he came into office, so I missed the bad times. I merely saw the change reflected in my Dad. I have told this before, but I still remember Dad waking me up election night 1984 clapping, cheering, laughing (perhaps a fist pump was involved) when the election returns were being reported. That is very out of character for Dad, but a wonderful memory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (HALdu)
There is no higher authority than a moral Twitter authority.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (ATCV4)
C'mon JackStraw. I think by now Nunes and PDTS know who the shitbirds are and Barr is only being forced to 'blow up the DoJ' because the escapades of these fucksticks are being laid bare for everyone outside the government to see.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (EK+jJ)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (GcvMs)
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Also good in "Dark Victory."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (9Om/r)
There's always a catch...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
She has the vagina of a star
it's ten times the diameter of Jupiter
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)
Hope Solo just has a brown dwarf.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (2B9A/)
Help me find my plane and we can fly out.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
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Their devotion to using only fresh and inventive ideas, and not recycling old worn-out claims.
...Oh, wait.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Moe "Miklos" Fine at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Ace probably already covered it, but at FB people are excerpting Max Boot's latest tweet begging Dems to nominate one of their "moderate" candidates: Buttigieg, Klobuchar or Bloomberg.
Bleah.
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:34 PM (L2ZTs)
As I've said more than once, if these people were serious about nominating a "moderate," they would have been singing the praises of Tulsi or that Oriental guy.
They weren't.
Because they're not serious about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (hku12)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Tuna at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (RueoN)
It doesn't seem like it ... but probably you would have to read that Molly Jong Fast article to know for sure. That can't be worth it. I suspect, mutual dislike of Trump convinces many a DC man to accept cuckness.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (dYe5S)
Posted by: Jean at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (B7KlG)
Luckily its at an all expenses-paid hotel, club med, so all food and drinks, even has open bar. (Too bad I don't drink much.). Great, great deal.
Posted by: Serious Cat at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (zqs/f)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 07:41 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (9Om/r)
I do not think you will be disappointed!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (BiNEL)
The company that I had a phone interview with last week wants another conversation this week. I also had another phone interview with someone with an impenetrable dot-Indian accent so I was no further with what the job was.
But it's a little good news.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: or so Miklos hears at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
Seeing that makes me nostalgic for Ronnie.
Posted by: eleven at February 12, 2020 07:42 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (QzF6i)
Christianity is not a suicide pact of niceness.
Neither is Mormonism, Mitt.
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (GS42F)
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British tabloids are reporting that Super-Moral Mitt made his money thanks to Ghislaine Maxwell's dad.
You know, Epstein's right-hand mistress.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (cfSRQ)
And once you've seen the roaches it's tough to not see them.
I lived in PR. I know roaches.
Posted by: JackStraw at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (ZLI7S)
******
So you know more than PDT & Bill Barr, Good to know you spend your time on a blog instead of Helping PDT
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (BqBId)
But it's a little good news.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
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Had the 7th - for the Indian job you will be doing the needful.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 07:09 PM (Yp/pV)
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Judging by the comments I would say yes. They're glad his a NeverTrumper but they don't want his advice.
Posted by: redridinghood at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (7LXZS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: freaked at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 06:53 PM (GcvMs)
Flat-out Marxist rhetoric. Anyone who uses it should be fed, feet-first, into a slowly idling, but powerful wood chipper.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (LxWV7)
Speaking of stars and dwarfs, did Ace hear this theory?
There's a theory (or stupid idea, really) that the World did indeed end in 2012 via a Black Hole, and we're living out our last seconds in super fast motion, or slow motion. One of the two, I forget.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (dUJdY)
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I know, right?! I feel sorry for the people who never work up the courage to take the plunge. They have no idea what they're missing!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (PbpT7)
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Wait till the tide comes, and my yacht will float us out.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:37 PM (GcvMs)
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Also good in "Dark Victory."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd
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And I like him in "One For The Book." Nice, sweet romance. (It's also called "The Voice of the Turtle.")
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: Shame at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (lMsxO)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)
This, the Carter years were horrible to survive through.
Posted by: Infidel at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:44 PM (ykYG2)
It's decent but I'm not sure how low it is in carbs. Almond flour does have carbs.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (PbpT7)
Lurkers and introverts all come away smiling.
It's the rum. And maybe the sodomy. Only platinum-tire members get the lash
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:29 PM (ykYG2)
Sodomy?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (g6Ha
Surprise anal.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)
Something for everyone!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: not so at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM
And here I thought everyone wore a box on their head, painted grey of course.
Posted by: Skip at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (puu6v)
it's ten times the diameter of Jupiter
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:38 PM (PbpT7)
Lisa Page doesn't believe in the deep state. From her vast experience, in the vast reaches of her vagana, ain't none of them anything but a shallow state.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 12, 2020 07:45 PM (hku12)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (QzF6i)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (9P5eb)
Slapped Angie Dickinson REALLY hard...
Posted by: qdpsteve at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (L2ZTs)
"Treason doth never prosper, what's the reason? For if it prosper, none dare call it Treason."--John Harington, c. 1600
Historically speaking, this feels something like the Phony War, the eight month lull between the Polish Blitzkrieg and the Invasion of France.
Time's up.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 12, 2020 07:35 PM (Ndje9) "
And the list is long.
Posted by: Dirac Angestun Gesept at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:32 PM (MVjcR)
She might give the truth short shrift.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (1CjJc)
Will there be a rooftop jam?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (Dc2NZ)
Only if you got a spare metal band laying around. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
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It's totally legit!
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:46 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:43 PM (7LXZS)
No, and now I am afraid to ask fro clarification!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (BiNEL)
that guy I linked in the sidebar claims he can make a near-perfect imitation of McDonald's McGriddle sandwich with Chaffle variations.
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: not so
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My mommy never did that.
Posted by: RKae at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (GcvMs)
Posted by: jsg at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (bT7Yc)
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (9P5eb)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (7LXZS)
The best thing about momees is how everybody exchanges mugshots.
Posted by: not so
Complete with the numbers on the bottom.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (aKsyK)
First memory of the US, here. Inflation running up the price of elementary school lunches from 60 cents to 70 to 1.00 to 1.10, without the quality of said lunches in any way improving.
As a 6-7 year old, and as a foreigner at that, I couldn't comprehend this magic word 'inflation'. First vote I cast was for Ronald Reagan in that school. [They shouldn't have let me vote if they were being true to the principle of national sovereignty but...]
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 12, 2020 07:47 PM (ykYG2)
Who's there ? Who's there ?
Why did you ask twice ?
I didn't. I didn't.
Posted by: jsg a
,,,
is this Hawkins from Predator?
Posted by: ace at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (PbpT7)
-6 degrees F and falling.
No plans to go outside tonight.
Posted by: filbert at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (yUKyn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (Dc2NZ)
Eris, you should remind the introverts to wear interesting shoes, so that they can stand in the corner and have something intriguing to look at and discuss!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at February 12, 2020 07:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: pep at February 12, 2020 06:57 PM (T6t7i)
(stuffs near-new pair of thick glasses into USB port)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (LxWV7)
No need for any of that.
Posted by: The B.C.o.S. at February 12, 2020 07:49 PM (uEbPt)
Plus Ben Had had much to do with my coming. An absolute treasure she is. She kept on me via email and phone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (NWiLs)
You have no idea how fast she worked visiting her relatives into the festivities. I swear the conversation went exactly like this.
Hey, the Ace people are having one of their bigger shindigs they do every year, its in Virginia, I'm thinking of going, what do you think, are you interested?
Her- oh cool, can we visit my aunt?
BOOM.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat
Ever heard of a spit roast?
Posted by: Lisa Page at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (cfSRQ)
You can't surprise the willing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Fritz at February 12, 2020 07:33 PM (ATCV4)
That's a crumby thing to say....
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid. at February 12, 2020 07:51 PM (Vy7tf)
You can't surprise the willing.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner
Nor those in an an excited state of anticipation!!!!
Posted by: Jonathan V. Last at February 12, 2020 07:52 PM (PbpT7)
whipped egg whites (stiff peaks) - set aside
softened cream cheese mixed with the yolks - set aside
sift the almond four with the baking powder and a pinch of salt
mix the yolk and four mixture until just moist, fold in the egg whites and then put in the waffle maker.
I think whipped egg whites will give a better texture.
Black sesame seeds impart a more oily intense flavor if you want add sesame seeds
Posted by: batterup at February 12, 2020 07:53 PM (K4I9O)
I see stark evidence of people doing completely unethical and unlawful things that result in others going broke, spending time in jail, impugned professionally and personally all while the people in charge of them (Barr and the executive service at the DoJ) make excuses for their continued employment.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 12, 2020 07:54 PM (EK+jJ)
What's stopping the Deep State and Shiff from producing another fake
whistleblower who heard the president tell Barr to interfere in Stone's
case?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 12, 2020 07:39 PM (9P5eb)
The lack of anyone believing it? The fact that the senate ain't going to convict and all you will do is push Trump's approval up?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (8ZASj)
Because don't kid yourself, that's where they are taking these erstwhile political disputes with all their fako-moralizing. These aren't tactical differences, where we are all "conservatives" and simply disagree as to whether the imperfect Trump is the appropriate vessel for change. Nor are our differences merely ideological, where the tru-Cons are truly protecting principles from erosion by the Big Tent invaders, us. No, French and others are going the full Monty and calling us immoral and irredeemable. Americans like us are clear and present dangers to polite society. We must be eradicated. That's the rhetoric they even use, but I sort of ignored it. I'm anti-political violence, but these people are pro violence. When Antifa attacked Tucker Carlson's house, and a Bernie Bro shot Republican House Members, or one drove through a voter registration drive in Jacksonville, French supported those actions.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (YCpVK)
Plus Ben Had had much to do with my coming. An absolute treasure she is. She kept on me via email and phone.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 12, 2020 07:50 PM (dUJdY)
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Can't say enough good things about Ben Had.
Posted by: Weasel at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 12, 2020 07:55 PM (rLZe7)
Gollum would have burst into flame when he fell into the Crack of Doom and his charred remains would have splintered on impact.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)
And at 2 to 3 times the density of water, a body would not sink very far into it on impact. And would bob right back up, and burst into flame.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:02 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 12, 2020 07:17 PM (g6Ha5)
They are probably Bettyless and Marcialess, too.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:06 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 12, 2020 06:52 PM
Quick verdicts are usually "not guilty". A jury should actually spend some time going through the evidence before finding someone guilty.
Even a someone like avenatti.
Posted by: Chuck C at February 12, 2020 08:09 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 12, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)
Also, lava, once erupted, soon develops a thick, but flexible crust upon exposure to air. So they are walking on a waterbed, in effect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 12, 2020 08:11 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Eromero at February 12, 2020 08:12 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 12, 2020 08:15 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 12, 2020 07:36 PM (2DOZq)
I was 5 when he came into office, so I missed the bad times. I merely saw the change reflected in my Dad. I have told this before, but I still remember Dad waking me up election night 1984 clapping, cheering, laughing (perhaps a fist pump was involved) when the election returns were being reported. That is very out of character for Dad, but a wonderful memory.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 12, 2020 07:40 PM (2B9A/)
Jimmy Carter was that generations Obama. Fucking things up, blaming the people. Reagan undid Carter, like Trump is undoing Obama.
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: petunia at February 12, 2020 09:32 PM (4FqDg)
I remember a lot of people being bummed at the results, but not at 2016 levels of hysteria. I wasn't all that upset, as i had been underwhelmed by Jimmy Carter from the beginning.
Realizing how much of the criticism of Reagan was actually based on a caricature of his actual politics was a mano step in my transition away from liberalism.
Posted by: Skrapheap at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (Qgajt)
Posted by: Oldcat at February 12, 2020 08:29 PM (eoQWY)
Well said
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 12, 2020 09:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Actually Jesus came to be King of the Jews.
He therefore told Jews to love their enemies.(who in their Jewish understanding was everyone who were not Jews)
At the time that Jesus said this, there were no Christians, only Jews.(Jesus said "love your enemies" in the Gospels)
Christians came LATER, after the Jews rejected Jesus and crucified him.
2nd Chapter of Acts is when Christianity began.
Christians were a new religious entity.
They were an amalgamation of Jews and Christians.
Posted by: Speller at February 12, 2020 09:46 PM (pSotA)
Posted by: DaveM at February 12, 2020 09:47 PM (WWC3Y)
She and her pig friends in "The Dept" pissed on the graves of every American soldier who has died in the last 240 years to give us one peraon/one vote, a fair judiciary and elections that are conceded by the losing side.
Fuck that bitch.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 29, 2020 12:58 PM (80EFL)
efforts and I am waiting for your next post thank you once again.
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