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Gallup: 59% of Americans Say They Are Better Off Than They Were Last Year (And Last Year Was Pretty Good Too).
This Is the Highest Level Ever Recorded for This Measure.
Before getting into that, the Department of Labor released January's jobs report.
Huge.January adds a much stronger-than-expected 225,000 jobs, with a boost from warm weather Nonfarm payrolls surged 225,000 for the month, well above Wall Street estimates for a 158,000 gain. The unemployment rate ticked higher to 3.6%, but for the right reason as the labor force participation rate increased 0.2 percentage points to 63.4%, matching its highest level since June 2013. Average hourly earnings rose 3.1% over a year ago to $28.44, ahead of estimates for 3% growth.This twitter user highlights:
Best news in the jobs report = Labor Force Participation hits 63.4%, the highest of this recovery so farThat was just today's news. The last week has brought news of the country's extremely positive feelings about the economy and their own lives. Via Twitchy. From the Gallup's report:
The current 59% of Americans who say they are better off financially than they were a year ago is essentially tied for the all-time high of 58% in January 1999. That was recorded during the dot-com boom, with conditions similar to the current state of the economy -- a stock market rocketing to then-record highs and unemployment at multidecade lows -- though GDP growth was higher at that time.And it gets better: The percentage of Americans who expect to be doing better next year is at its highest point.. since the original Star Wars came out.
@byHeatherLong Notable: 74% of Americans believe they will be better off in a year, the highest percent since 1977, according to a new @Gallup pollIs there any other good news? Well, just this: Americans' satisfaction with their own lives is at the highest level since, well, ever. Highest level ever recorded by Gallup.
Nine in 10 Americans are satisfied with the way things are going in their personal life, a new high in Gallup's four-decade trend. The latest figure bests the previous high of 88% recorded in 2003. ... Gallup has asked a follow-up question since 2001 to measure the extent to which Americans are satisfied or dissatisfied with their personal life. The 65% of U.S. adults who are currently "very satisfied" marks a new high in the two-decade trend.So here's the math: On one hand, the economy is at levels never before seen; Americans say they're doing better than last year at the highest rate ever recorded; and furthermore they expect to do better next year at the highest rate since the Summer of Star Wars; and American's satisfaction with their lives is the highest level ever recorded. But, on the other hand: Trump's TWEETS. This is what they got. This is what all their hopes are riding on. Sure you're making money, America is at peace for the first time in decades, and you think the economy is in great shape. On the other hand: Trump's Tweets. Easy call! It sure is for Bill Kristol, who a friend calls a "Virtuoso of Wasting Rich Fools' Money:"
55 "I'm taking advantage of media to reach out to people by pressing a phonograph for the kids!" --Bill Kristol, totally with the times Posted by: Christopher R. TaylorSome of the graphs previously mentioned below.
Gallup: 59% of Americans say they are better off financially than they were a year ago, the highest level in the history of Gallup polling.
— Josh Jordan (@NumbersMuncher) February 5, 2020
Gallup has never recorded this level in over 40 years - even the dot com boom was 58%.
This is how Trump wins reelection in November. pic.twitter.com/vPRvWTXU1E
Notable: 74% of Americans believe they will be better off in a year, the highest percent since 1977, according to a new @Gallup poll
— Heather Long (@byHeatherLong) February 5, 2020
59% say they are better off now than a year ago -- the highest since 1999.https://t.co/LOhMnYgV8a #economy pic.twitter.com/u6u62Zll9r
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)I should be doing better financially next year unless I do something stupid.
It's the 90% satisfied with their lives that is mind bottling.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 07, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 07, 2020 01:57 PM (DB16e)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 07, 2020 01:57 PM (TeyWL)
@WalshFreedom
I'm suspending my campaign, but our fight against the Cult of Trump is just getting started. I'm committed to doing everything I can to defeat Trump and his enablers this November. I can't do it alone. Join me at http://joewalsh.org .
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 01:58 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2020 02:00 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 07, 2020 02:00 PM (GbPPJ)
@WalshFreedom
I'm suspending my campaign, but our fight against the Cult of Trump is just getting started. I'm committed to doing everything I can to defeat Trump and his enablers this November. I can't do it alone. Join me at http://joewalsh.org .
...
Time to change the bat-ter...
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2020 02:01 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:01 PM (q80AH)
So very, severely, conservative.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:01 PM (ptqGC)
defacing them
come on America! I'm counting on you to stick a snidely whiplash mustache on ol pierre there
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (DlsPn)
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That is an interesting number. Almost like Romney could have taken advantage of a simmering dissatisfaction with the direction of the country and curbstomped Obama out of office.
Weird that he didn't have the killer instinct against a Democrat.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (fjZl+)
I want to go check it out
get clear, get some slick new robes, whatever
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (DlsPn)
Romney did not vote for Kavanaugh, I just looked it up. He was sworn into the Senate on the same day Kavanaugh became a Supreme Court justice. My bet is that he would have voted no.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (AFSld)
Re-elect years are staggeringly high. The loss of the major party are notoriously low, except for 2012.
I'm thinking of 92 in particular.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (q80AH)
defacing them
come on America! I'm counting on you to stick a snidely whiplash mustache on ol pierre there
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid
my vote is for cow pies in a trebuchet.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: zombie at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (ySK7x)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:02 PM{/i]
Any over/under on how long before the first Molotov?
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: henry at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (2ygtH)
This Is the Highest Level Ever Recorded for This Measure.
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Another Trump dirty trick!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (hKi6n)
Huge. Just huge. Incredibly good news.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
In the mid to long-term that's probably good for everyone, but it might hit right around 2020.
Trump has been trying to reduce our dependency on China So in theory it proves him right. But that would probably be easy to demagog by the left...
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (Caem7)
Posted by: Bat Fastard at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (qb/ve)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (Kpl3J)
Just like France right before the Revolution.
I mean, have you seen the Gini coefficient?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (mpXpK)
Well inflation has been low. Especially if you account for energy cost, which is generally not included in inflation figures.
Posted by: Someguy at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: Iblis at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (i2iYX)
burrrrrrrrrn
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (axyOa)
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#TwoWeeks
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: jmel at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (OeWgo)
Huge. Just huge. Incredibly good news.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (I2dne)
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Less regulation and less immigration.
Probably a coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (q80AH)
Just give it to me in blunt, caveman terms.
"Trump good. Much money. Happy
Posted by: zombie
Fixt.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (fjZl+)
I should be doing better financially next year unless I do something stupid.
It's the 90% satisfied with their lives that is mind bottling.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 07, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Interesting turn of phrase, but I think a better use of it would be for describing left-wing politics. Mind-bottling indeed.
And yeah, I'm doing the best I ever have too, and it looks like I've got yet another promotion in the pipe.
I might have to build a shelf for all these awards and accolades.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Lady in Black at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Bat Fastard at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (qb/ve)
Well, Brady does, at any rate.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (I2dne)
We need that artist from LA to "reimagine it."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (MxEKc)
--Bill Kristol, totally with the times
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Agent 9.5 at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (I2dne)
They'd make great target practice.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (cw/u8)
It's also good that the coronavirus shutdown of China is finally causing actual financial harm to companies that threw all their eggs into the Chi-Com basket, so labor participation is likely to continue to rise.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (ZGrMX)
Probably a coincidence.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (q80AH)
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Certainly the former, perhaps not the latter though it is probably a factor. If you're of a mind that, "I can't compete with illegals for a job and so I just won't bother" then containing some of that will certainly help the participation rate.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
In the past 3 1/2 years, his business has grown, he's hired more people, and he's enjoying working. No talk, for now, of retiring.
Thank you, Donald J. Trump.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (ptqGC)
OMG! you are RIGHT!
look at all the privilege up there
plus BILLBOARD
everyone hates those
it's like pollution!!!
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (DlsPn)
the fistbump from the evil one, this was Jan 18th. piece
Maher's first guest in his return to late-night, after taking two months off, was none other than House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-CA). "First of all thank you so much for waiting 'till we got back on the air before you started the impeachment," Maher said to Pelosi, adding "that deserves a fist bump."
https://tinyurl.com/yxxqwv5f
Tripping all over themselves with glee and fistbumping.
Well, We all should be fistbumping the acquittal.
In their faces.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: CNN at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (zFzxj)
Posted by: Ripley at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (MxEKc)
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"But that person over there is having it better than me! We can't have that! Tear down the whole system!"
-Bernie Bros
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 07, 2020 01:56 PM (GbPPJ)
Interesting turn of phrase, but I think a better use of it would be for describing left-wing politics. Mind-bottling indeed.
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Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (J+mig)
Buying their worldview two liters at a time.
With an EBT card.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (FOGOI)
Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (8erNz)
Food has been up lately because of some disastrous weather and other issues with cattle. Its a mix but not on the rise like the Obama years, at least.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (TeyWL)
Posted by: Someguy at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (YVvSQ)
The gov numbers are low. They are also shit. Real inflation is much bigger than the gov numbers.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: jmel at February 07, 2020 02:05 PM (OeWgo)
I believe that disgust with Ilan Omar may help Trump achieve this.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (CqE5x)
where is the Cult of Trump Center?
I want to go check it out
get clear, get some slick new robes, whatever
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (DlsPn)
I want some of those bigly pamphlets.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (+y/Ru)
"So dark is bad to you, huh?"
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Agent 9.5 at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM
***
So, how do you really feel? Don't hold it in. Let us know.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (hLRSq)
Coincidentally, tomorrow will be 13 years since Anna Nicole Smith quit Life.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (un7FC)
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Did she give notice?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (q80AH)
The Bulwark podcast will be distributed on Edison cylinders, and those newfangled 78 RPM shellacs.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (mpXpK)
I haven't gotten a raise in three years.
The pastor cares about everybody except the staff. Hopefully this is my last year there.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (cw/u8)
Posted by: Tom Servo
WINNER!
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (AFSld)
In a couple of years you saw the price of most foodstuffs double. Part of that was ethanol. And part of that was the expansion of food stamps. But the rest of it, I presume was all of the the qualitative easing
Posted by: 18-1 at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Caem7)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (I2dne)
a friend of mine just did the impossible. "they" got hired to a tech job at Vanguard, and they ARE NOT INDIAN! they're not H1B!!!
literally it's probably been a decade since such a thing has happened
and vanguard lists all their jobs. but they know who they're going to hire and it isn't (before) an American citizen who isn't related to someone already in IT
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (DlsPn)
Posted by: mrp at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (Zz0t1)
But who was more "self destructive" than the King, himself, Elvis Presley?
Although, I'm sure there are a couple more figures in the Bible more self destructive.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: Tom Servo
The evidence I've seen is that Job makes mention of Chaldaeans, a north-Arabian bunch who first made an impression not on Canaan [those guys' Arab problem was Midian] but on Babylonia. In fact that last dynasty the Babylonians got was a Chaldaean family, so Arab-proud that one of them even moved his throne back home to Tayma.
This was a major reason Babylon didn't resist too hard against Cyrus II. They figured they were trading an Arab despot for a Persian one. Also Cyrus had already made a name for himself not being as much of an asshole as the Near East usually gets.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (zFzxj)
Like I said, If he had pair
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (rpxSz)
"We're taking out a big ad in the newspaper, everyone reads those!"
--Bill Kristol, iiving 25 years in the past
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)
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Kill the never-to-be-sufficiently-damned corn ethanol mandate and food prices will come back down again.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (jW9oF)
Then he tweets, confirming he's a raging douche.
Please tell me his feed is filled with people saying HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:07 PM (DlsPn)
Visual space pollution, taking away from the natural beauty of the world to introduce flashy, artificial, crass things. It's a crime against nature, clearly we should sacrifice him to Pele for group atonement and general amusement.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (J+mig)
Yeah Chronologically it probably belongs somewhere in the middle of Genesis. The oldest book in the Bible, almost certainly.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (un7FC)
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (zFzxj
Brain Bleach comes in a Mind Bottle.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Old Presser at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (jW9oF)
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"I don't think so."
-Iowa, firmly in control of first in the nation primary status forever
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (q80AH)
Nonfarm payrolls surged 225,000 for the month, well above Wall Street estimates for a 158,000 gain.
Notable: 74% of Americans believe they will be better off in a year, the highest percent since 1977
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I have a plan for all of those.
Posted by: Liealota Warren at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (hmgiv)
does that mean a flammenwerfer for each member of the horde?
Posted by: SturmToddler at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Agent 9.5 at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM
uh, that's his goal
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (rpxSz)
We need that artist from LA to "reimagine it."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM (AFSld)
Just have one part of the face peeled away to reveal the "V" lizard person underneath.
Change nothing else.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: Agent 9.5 at February 07, 2020 02:06 PM
If you're a dude, that would make you gay.
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: BHO da JEF at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (JiKi2)
literally it's probably been a decade since such a thing has happened
and vanguard lists all their jobs. but they know who they're going to hire and it isn't (before) an American citizen who isn't related to someone already in IT
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (DlsPn)
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Congrats to your friend, especially given that Trump has done next to nothing to fix the flagrantly corrupt H1B problem.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: Case at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (URpia)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (un7FC)
Dick Delecto's Used Car Universe! No credit? No Problem!
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: David French rants at the bull railing his wife at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Old Presser at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (veJcn)
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Man, common core math is the gift that keeps on giving ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (I2dne)
The NeverTrumpers graph looks like ---
a Flatline.
And they're grabbing the wrong paddles. Ahoy!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Cu'Chulainn at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (CT57M)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (QLPEO)
-Iowa, firmly in control of first in the nation primary status forever
hmm... really tho Iowa? You just completely f*cked that job up
I think you might just lose it to us!
Posted by: ThatsRightIt'sNewHampshire! at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (DlsPn)
labor force participation rate increased 0.2 percentage points to 63.4% Nonfarm payrolls surged 225,000 for the month, well above Wall Street estimates for a 158,000 gain.
Overall earnings are on the rise too, which hasn't been the case since the 90s. I know that doesn't sound too bad but its been almost 30 years.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI)
There is a significant cohort of moderates who lean left, who are the beneficiaries of wealth creation through the financial markets, and their desire to conserve that wealth will FAR outweigh their left-leanings.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (TdMsT)
Sorry, Tom Servo, we have a new contender... who owes me a new keyboard.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:10 PM (J+mig)
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Hey, man, I just play soccer.
Posted by: Pele at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (FOGOI)
Probably thought a Sandwich Board would be too hard for the Red State Rubes to Grok, huh?
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (y4FaA)
Iowa did fine. The GOP caucus went off without a hitch.
The DEMOCRATS screwed everything up.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (vEIlU)
maybe something is in the pipeline and larger firms like vanguard are trying to get ahead of it?
no idea but I was floored lol
and very happy to hear it!
Posted by: ThatsRightIt'sNewHampshire! at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (DlsPn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (pw+jk)
1. One thing that pisses me off about Romney, is that in the past I defended HIM against false attacks at a personal cost of friendships, etc.. His conscience told him to stab ME in the back [through Trump] out of pettiness and envy.
2. What is all this bull about "conscience" and "heart". He was a fact-finder in a quasi-judicial proceeding. It was his head not his heart that was to find the facts and apply the law. Cry me a river.
3. I hope, that in the event he is falsely accused, his finder of fact disregards the facts and the law, and votes to convict him because the judge/jury feel it is the "right thing to do". Live by it; die by it.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Ed Morissey at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (y4FaA)
Posted by: RareRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (DlsPn)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:03 PM (axyOa)
Molotovs are likely to be used after Labor Day to arson out occupied Trump campaign offices. Antifa gotta Antifa.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (un7FC)
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Did she give notice?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:08 PM (q80AH)
#Two Weeks
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++
I'm pulling for you, Insom!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Pete Buttplug at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (AFSld)
Posted by: JEM at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (8erNz)
So I am very satisfied with my life right now except for all the health issues.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (mpXpK)
https://___ur.com/a/osvwnj2
Posted by: Augustine at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (BDZWU)
This is the left just trying to taunt. But we are laughing. And Mitt will be the one that suffers, not us!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (vEIlU)
--Bill Kristol, living 40 years in the past
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13
I'm not Catholic, but I'm lighting a candle for you tonight.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Ed, is that you?
Posted by: Agent 9.5 at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Augustine at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (BDZWU)
@WalshFreedom
I'm suspending my campaign, but our fight against the Cult of Trump is just getting started. I'm committed to doing everything I can to defeat Trump and his enablers this November. I can't do it alone. Join me at http://joewalsh.org .
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life
Why don't you just Primary Trump, Joe?
Oh...right. Well, good luck with your current Grift.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque. Deplorable. Bitter. Clinging. MAGAbilly. Trump 2020! Because FUCK YOU again at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (Xp9/f)
@DrDenaGrayson
Joe @WalshFreedom-a former Tea Party @GOP congressman-says he will back *any* Democrat against @realDonaldTrump:
"(Trump) literally is the greatest threat to this country...I would rather have a socialist in the White House than a dictator."
cnn.it/2SoQO9O
Chrissy in the Dumbest Dystopia
@C_Stroop
2h2 hours ago
Chrissy in the Dumbest Dystopia Retweeted Joe Walsh
Holy wow. Can't say I ever expected to see Joe Walsh call for the election of Democrats. I disagree with him on, well, almost everything, and as a rule, strongly.
But this is the move of someone putting conscience and country over party. That takes guts in this climate.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (FBrfY)
i wanna hold the electric cans while a stranger asks me about butt-stuff.
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (vEIlU)
Lol;
"It's" whatever WE say it is....
Posted by: Dems/MSM at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
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We all are.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Rich at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (/Zade)
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Back during the fear and loathing at the Watergate, a meme regarding Nixon was, "Would you buy a used car from this man?"
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,697 of ongoing coup against candidate/President-elect/President Trump
at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (P7mVl)
Posted by: Barry Sortero O'Bama at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (dKm4U)
JOE WAS NEVER GONNA MAKE IT
IT WAS ALL FAKE
TO BOLSTER THE DONKS CASE FOR IMPEACHMENT
FREE AVENATTI, another donk candidate
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
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I'm pulling for you, Insom!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
Phrasing! And thanks!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: WisdomLover at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (Z3AfY)
Posted by: Old Presser at February 07, 2020 02:11 PM (veJcn)
Better luck next time!!
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (cw/u8)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Inogame at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (ySZHT)
*Digs around his Grundle*
*Proffers Fingers*
You like Lemons, little Ewok?
Posted by: Don Lemon at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (y4FaA)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (vEIlU)
Lol;
"It's" whatever WE say it is....
Posted by: Dems/MSM at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (CqE5x)
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In '16, you said it was grabbing pussy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (TdMsT)
Thanks Ladyl! *hugs*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (YOag
Well, Barry did like to snort that stuff.....
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (CqE5x)
I almost couldn't type this for giggling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
I've often wondered why everyone doesn't just do like I say because I'm so much smarter and compassionate than everyone else.
Posted by: jwest at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (U6f/q)
a friend of mine just did the impossible. "they" got hired to a tech job
at Vanguard, and they ARE NOT INDIAN! they're not H1B!!!
literally it's probably been a decade since such a thing has happened
and vanguard lists all their jobs. but they know who they're going
to hire and it isn't (before) an American citizen who isn't related to
someone already in IT
Posted by: FormerlyRarvoOrchid at February 07, 2020 02:09 PM (DlsPn)
But they put the dot on their forehead for luck?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
++++++++++
I'm pulling for you, Insom!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
#MeToo Insom!!
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (cw/u8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
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If that's what you need to believe to make progress, I'll happily let you believe it
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi for Flex Seal at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (y4FaA)
National Review:
The Conservative Case for Murdering a Female Intern
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (PbpT7)
Three years of Trump and now it's all the good news is unexpected
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (vPKfA)
I almost couldn't type this for giggling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
maybe he could write/perform a song about it
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (TdMsT)
Then you campaigned in the wrong primary. The focus of a partisan in his own party's primary is who is best placed to beat the other party. You don't fight Trump because he is an orange bad who is man; you oppose Trump because you think you can beat the Democrats badder.
In short, Joe: kindly get bent.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (ykYG2)
https://___ur.com/a/osvwnj2
Posted by: Augustine at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (BDZWU)
The "But he's not ACTUALLY gay!" rumblings are starting up from the Bernie Bros again.
Posted by: Allie at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Absolutely. Before I'd buy one from any of the Democrats at the time--or since.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (+y/Ru)
Corrugated Premium Membership for any area 'Rons that can stealthily alter this billboard with that slogan in the dead of night.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (J+mig)
It's almost like their view on Communism. Running on Trump Bad just hasn't been done right yet!
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
Me too. Whats your favorite scent?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hmgiv)
"(Trump) literally is the greatest threat to this country...I would rather have a socialist in the White House than a dictator."
Joe, if Trump were a dictator, you'd be dead.
That's what dictators do.
See Lil' Kim.
You could play catch with mortar rounds on the South lawn.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Rich at February 07, 2020 02:15 PM (/Zade)
Someone already tried that. SCOTUS ruled that there is no recall in the constitution which provides the only allowable methods of removing someone from office.
Posted by: Vic at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (mpXpK)
National Review:
The Conservative Case for Murdering a Female Intern
Posted by: ace at February 07, 2020 02:17 PM (PbpT7)
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"Talking about grabbing pussy is so much worse than murdering an intern. Here are three reasons why, all sourced from MSNBC."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (q80AH)
He's Just a Pitcher!
Posted by: Bernie bros at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (y4FaA)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (dNzKv)
Romney stabbed Trump and his party in the ballsack like a squish and has no loyalty or morality in his being.
Just like YOU, so I guess I understand why you like him.
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
sends good luck jujus ...
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (a0IVu)
Three years of Trump and now it's all the good news is unexpected
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories
fuck that, a 3+ year schadenboner is unexpected
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (FZYNt)
I almost couldn't type this for giggling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (ptqGC)
heh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: jmel at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (OeWgo)
This is the most Effed Up Timeline.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (FOGOI)
Me too. Whats your favorite scent?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hmgiv)
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Careful, Blob is thinking in terms of seasoning!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: EveR at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: mrp at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (6/uwW)
I'm thinking is this guy a homo or WHAT?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (ufFY8)
Good. Waste your money in my state virtue signaling.
The best billboard campaign in the SLC area right now is the Ken Garff auto "We Hear You" campaign. Make their logo look like an ear and have fun cartoon people with puns or quotes playing off listening and hearing.
I hope it goes right next to one of those Garff ads; will be ironic since Romney and the NeverTrumpers are CLEARLY not listening to the will of the people. Letting their petty grievances and jealousies overshadow what is best for the country.
Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: IC at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (q80AH)
REDACTED 2024
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (RD7QR)
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Congratulations!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (cw/u8)
"This is what a patriot looks like" (shows pic of Romney).
OCiS says:
"I held my nose and voted for Romney for prezzie, and all I get is an impeachment vote"
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (98WNR)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (q80AH)
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Number Two may surprise you!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (jW9oF)
--Bill Kristol, living 40 years in the past
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
And Frisbees !
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (CqE5x)
Also, this billboard reminds me of the anti-smoking billboards, in that it has exactly the opposite effect intended.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (19g6/)
Yeah, if you're entirely driven by defeating Trump instead of believing you can do the job better, why on earth would anyone vote for you??
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
We're all wishing you the best. Crush it, we know you've got it in you.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (J+mig)
Off to Walmart before traffic hits. Later folks.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (cw/u
Don't forget your Walmart Bingo card.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (ptqGC)
@JohnBerman
JUST NOW:" I would rather have a socialist in the White House than a dictator."
As he drops out of GOP primary Former Tea Party Republican @WalshFreedom says he will back any Democrat.
@NewDay
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (FBrfY)
He made his grand patriotic stand before God and all that is holy.... to join the losers. His vote meant nothing.
Ha ha.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (FOGOI)
You see, Trump tweets videos. But Democrats "release videos on Twitter". It's totally different. Much more grown up.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (koNhm)
We're gonna have special Romney cups made up for the soda fountain, to reach the young vote!"
--Bill Kristol, living 40 years in the past
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:14 PM (KZzsI)
And Frisbees !
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (CqE5x)
No tide pods?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (N39Ws)
@JohnBerman
JUST NOW:" I would rather have a socialist in the White House than a dictator."
As he drops out of GOP primary Former Tea Party Republican @WalshFreedom says he will back any Democrat.
@NewDay
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (FBrfY)
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I said this earlier, but I'm repeating because why not:
Socialists are dictators by definition.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (uG7LM)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (YOag8)
Pentagon says it will welcome back impeachment witness LTC Vindman and protect from any retribution.
@LucasFoxNews
"We welcome back all of our service members wherever they served to any assignment they're given...we protect all of our persons, service members from retribution or anything like that," Defense Secretary Esper on Lt. Col. Vindman returning to DoD from the White House.
Oh F me running...these people are gonna give me a heart attack.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (rpxSz)
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Outside Ebbing, Missouri?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: jmel at February 07, 2020 02:19 PM (OeWgo)
Inside his head at Mt Rushmore?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: garrett at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (y4FaA)
I almost couldn't type this for giggling.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
maybe he could write/perform a song about it
Posted by: Rick in SK
No, a Concept Album!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Miklosius the Haruspex at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (TdMsT)
As long as their friends don't find out...
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)
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He does what random Hawaii judges dictate of him, against his own interests, even though Hawaii judges shouldn't have the power to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (q80AH)
Its like Steyer's moronic "impeach trump" ads. Great job spending millions of dollars. Every buck you don't have and some guy who works at a television channel gets is a move toward the positive. Fools and their money.
Like the idiot who cashed out his entire retirement 401k to get surgery for his dog. I like dogs, I get loving your pet and wanting to save them.
But now you have no retirement. And the dog will die soon anyway. A fool and his money.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (KZzsI)
Bright spots where we can get them.
Life is worth living.
Kids are doing well too. (school, 1 nurse 1 gunsmith)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
Me too. Whats your favorite scent?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hmgiv)
Victory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:12 PM (TdMsT)
As long as their friends don't find out...
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (CqE5x)
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Secret ballot for the win.
Card check can suck it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (vN4+Q)
Maybe, finally, a contender against Metal Machine Music?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (cAKts)
Almost as if this was planned in advance,, that Romney planned to convict fr a while, long enough for his pals to organize a a media appreciation campaign.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (bDqIh)
--
It is almost like he lied when he first ran for office.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (cw/u
pick me up a few cameltoe pics
Posted by: REDACTED at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (rpxSz)
They're hoping you forgot.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (YOag8)
Tide pods are way too modern for Bill Kristol. He's still amazed the womenfolk don't have to hand crank the wringer to dry clothes.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (hmgiv)
A nice curved schlong is what that man deserves.
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (9V81o)
--Bill Kristol, living 40 years in the past
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Hula Hoop parties!
Posted by: Miklosian Free-to-Try Marketing, SA de CV at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hmgiv)
Victory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
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Napalm, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (koNhm)
I still want to know what Lord Zuck did that pissed Soros off so badly...
Posted by: Allie at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Ted K. at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (FJYfm)
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
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"Abortion is a sacrament."
-Nancy Pelosi
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
6" ?
Braggart
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (FZYNt)
@WalshFreedom
I'm suspending my campaign, but our fight against the Cult of Trump is just getting started. I'm committed to doing everything I can to defeat Trump and his enablers this November. I can't do it alone. Join me at http://joewalsh.org .
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 01:58 PM
The best response is something like It's too bad you're getting out of the race. I wanted to see you booed in all 50 states
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (mpeBU)
Victory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
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Napalm, then.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (jW9oF)
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Only in the morning.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: t-bird at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (DCYln)
Posted by: AOC at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:16 PM (NWiLs)
Me too. Whats your favorite scent?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hmgiv)
Victory.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
Wait! What'd I miss?!?!?
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Flyover MAGA at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (NWiLs)
Nice nice. My fav too after napalm.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (hmgiv)
He made his grand patriotic stand before God and all that is holy.... to join the losers. His vote meant nothing.
Ha ha.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (FOGOI)
I wonder what Pierre would have done if his vote actually mattered--that is , if his vote removed the President.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (QLPEO)
We need that artist from LA to "reimagine it."
Sabo! Love that guy. His current one plays off the movie poster for "Parasite" with the DNC nominees. Is hilarious.
Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (hvf9s)
"If Insom is hired, Republicans retake the House"
Posted by: Miklosius the Haruspex at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (QzkSJ)
Can you check the liver about sex?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:18 PM (hmgiv)
+++++++++++++
Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Miklos, moderately employed at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)
He says NO to the media.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (vEIlU)
https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/ 1225843053706874880
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (aqwWL)
I salute you sir.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (hmgiv)
I foresee a bright future for both industries.
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Except how Trump didn't he just admitted that he's a sinner who struggles with that. Which is far more honest and humble than murderin' Joe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (KZzsI)
Whoever was fronting Joe is done playing the game. That said, I think having him and Weld temporarily "primarying" the president and in the Iowa caucuses was great for us and for Trump. While they were filling otherwise dead air because of the Dem foul up, media HAD to report the caucus results and the great turnout for Rs there.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:23 PM (I2dne)
++++++++++++
A gavel.
(h/t razorfist)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (hmgiv)
It would be shame for that prayer to get misfiled.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (NWiLs)
129 I'm not doing better yet...but may have a shot for the first time in a long time.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Excellent! Now quit talking about or you'll jinx it
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (lykRh)
How about a Trump property -- and he funds it himself?
Presidential libraries are a boondoggle. Same goes for the taxpayers funding their office space.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
249 What's six inches long and makes men groan when Nancy Pelosi touches it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
6" ?
Braggart
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (FZYNt)
If Nancy is touching it, it won't be 6" long
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
I love my enemies.
I love their pathetic, grasping incompetence that makes them fail at things that had the perfect setup to be a slam dunk.
I give glory to God for giving me such a set of enemies. I wouldn't trade them for any other!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (J+mig)
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
Hey Joe, you do know those enemies killed Jesus, right? Or did I spoil the ending for you?
Posted by: Ted K. at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (FJYfm)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
6" ?
Braggart
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (FZYNt)
Braggart?
I thought 8" was the average.
Posted by: Internet Inches at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (YslsA)
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
You want to hear Jesus use the F-word?
Cause this is what gets you Jesus using the F-word
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Go get em, hoss.
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
In 1977 Carter was only getting going, being inaugurated that January. The true malaise and humiliation was yet to be.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (QLPEO)
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I think, at this point, we have to put "Tea Party" in scare quotes.
Hey! Recursion!
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (jW9oF)
Speaker's gavel?
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (koNhm)
When he ran for congress yeah. That movement went so bad so fast. The GOP jumped on board and ruined it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (koNhm)
Well a run on the dollar isn't really in the cards. Would attacking the Yuan actually hurt Trump?
Posted by: Someguy at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: notsothoreau at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (JKNZq)
Mitt Romney, 2002: "I will
preserve and protect a woman's right to choose and am devoted and
dedicated to honoring my word in that regard." - Politifact
Posted by: Sweets at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (0GzkE)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Miklosius the Haruspex (doing 2-4-1 Fridays) at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (QzkSJ)
I had a phone pre-interview yesterday, and I have another interview at another place coming up soon. Not time to pop the champagne just yet though.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: kallisto at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (DJFLF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
6" ?
Braggart
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:25 PM (FZYNt)
Braggart?
I thought 8" was the average.
Posted by: Internet Inches at February 07, 2020 02:27 PM (CqE5x)
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Depends where you start measuring.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (pw+jk)
I thought 8" was the average.
Posted by: Internet Inches
next thing you will be telling us is you're a 60 second man
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (NWiLs)
Right? i say the prayer, nod off to sleep and 5 minutes later my eyes snap wide open.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (hmgiv)
at Vanguard, and they ARE NOT INDIAN! they're not H1B!!!
Tell him to have fun trying to compete with indentured servants and the corrupt as fuck Indian managers.
Great fun.
Posted by: Resist we much at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (ApT0U)
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
Funny how the one's complaining that Trump won't forgive his enemies are....HIS ENEMIES
Posted by: JoeF. at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (pw+jk)
++++++++++
I start at the far wall of the adjacent room.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (I2dne)
From: Me
Subject: Gorilla art project
How fast can you get a 10x15 facial portrait of Trump on a billboard? Will need to travel to Utah.
Barring that, a paint can trebuchet or Gatling paintball gun.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (e1mEI)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
Like a button on a fur coat.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
This through A?
And I'm gonna do a happy dance anyway!
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (xfb67)
Yeah it was a great contrast. GOP caucus went off smoothly and easily with overwhelming results.
Dems... not so much.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)
- - - - - - - - - -
Only if Trump suspends his campaign and then wishy-washily sides with banks.
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
This through A?
And I'm gonna do a happy dance anyway!
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2020 02:29 PM (cF8AT)
Totally unrelated, actually but dance away!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Stout at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (EHSFD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (N39Ws)
===
A rope is a helluva bad pool cue.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (pw+jk)
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
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They've just gotten religion at MSNBC. I posted a link in the last thread to a Lawrence O'Donnell rant with "Jesus" as the drinking word.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (MMAy5)
Make them choke on it Donnie.
Posted by: WisRich at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (FZYNt)
Just paint over the word Patriot and change it to socialist.
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (LilNs)
- NeverTrump Surrender Monkeys
Posted by: Toad-O at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (W1xFM)
Trump openly rejects a speaker's recitation of Jesus Christ's teaching to "Love your enemies" at the National Prayer Breakfast.
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Interesting. I wonder if Joe knows some of the other teachings of Jesus? I'm guessing he very selective with them.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (vN4+Q)
I think they would like to but I'm not sure what they could do to reasonably pull it off and not destroy something they want to protect like SEIU pensions.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
This is just good advice, right here.
At the very least, they'll remember you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (l4C/z)
--
It is almost like he lied when he first ran for office.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 07, 2020 02:
Walsh first ran for office in the 90s as a pro-abortion, very liberal Republican. He reinvented himself in 2010 as a TEA Party conservative. He was a Morton Downey Jr. conservative. All volume and fake through and through
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: ryukyu at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (vKhgw)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (Kpl3J)
=========
"A generation of Republican dominance!"
-Karl Rove
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (q80AH)
Joe Walsh is an I'll dance for the highest bidder guy. Always.
Posted by: corn and beans at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (tkNkP)
So to speak.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (hLRSq)
Good. Thanks for signalling you position. I hope PDTS fires for effect.
SecDef Esper can go out the door with Kernel Bear Claw.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (aIRv9)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (vEIlU)
Question: How can you tell which one is in the gallery and which one is in the Congress?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (LilNs)
==
Nope.
TRAITOR
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (NWiLs)
Whatever works! YAY!
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (cF8AT)
@LucasFoxNews
"We welcome back all of our service members wherever they served to any assignment they're given...we protect all of our persons, service members from retribution or anything like that," Defense Secretary Esper on Lt. Col. Vindman returning to DoD from the White House.
Oh F me running...these people are gonna give me a heart attack.
Posted by: Tami
======
What's the status with women in the infantry and sensitivity training at the military academies and all that crap?
Is Esper yet another one?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (MMAy5)
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lykRh)
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)
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Why is it always October? The market crash in '29 was in October. The market crash in '87 was in October. The market crash in '08 was in October. It's like the markets say, "You think Halloween is scary? Try THIS!!"
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: TexasDan at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: Rutabaga at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (LilNs)
==
Nope.
TRAITOR
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (pw+jk)
Just paint one little line on the P and it becomes an anagram of Traitor.
Posted by: Allie at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (UnA8+)
[insert one of Kurt Schlicter's "You do not get to use my faith against me" tweets]
I am amazed they still think they can shame Christians into implementing their policies, siding with their leaders with a little Christ-babble. Really, it's painful to hear them go all pious and prayerful using the same mouths they use to promote PP infanticide and convicting Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
This is one of the greatest ideas I've ever seen from the Horde.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (ayFCE)
Love your enemies doesn't mean "do what they like or surrender to them." It means do what is best for them, treat them with compassion and with genuine care for them.
If you punish your child for doing wrong, that's loving. If you stop someone from taking their own life, that's loving. If you intervene with someone who is destroying their life with gambling, that's loving.
They'll dislike and even hate you for it. But its what is best for them.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)
I bet trumps library won't cost a city $1 billion and bulldoze a poor neighborhood to build it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (dNzKv)
Naif. The squeals of outrage should a "poor neighborhood" be bulldozed would be a symphony. The poor residents should not be warned. Trump should circle the operation in his gold-painted Trump helicopter. The press should be invited to a sumptuous banquet to watch.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Stout at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (EHSFD)
Just like the Democrats, they hate the fact that Trump knows how to be a populist, and he can use that against them. Dems think they own the right to be Populists, even though they betray actual working men and women with every breath; and the Ruling Class republicans have always despised anyone who doesn't fit in with what they perceive to be their "class".
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (Kpl3J)
Troubled by the social consequences of my controversial vote to convict the President, I spoke with God again this morning.
After informing me that he was very proud of my performance as His vessel in our distinguished Senate, he gave me the bad news that he must call on me once again to rise above that station in the execution of His mighty Will.
So it is with a heavy but proud heart that I announce my entry into the Vice Presidential race, alongside the man I respect more than other:
https://tinyurl.com/qweyeup
Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (uKj5K)
the FUDGE one would have at least garnered some sympathy.
Posted by: x at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
+++++++++++++
What does "Torump" mean?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: AOC at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (xfb67)
Posted by: Charlotte
go on
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (QLPEO)
[insert one of Kurt Schlicter's "You do not get to use my faith against me" tweets]
I am amazed they still think they can shame Christians into implementing their policies, siding with their leaders with a little Christ-babble. Really, it's painful to hear them go all pious and prayerful using the same mouths they use to promote PP infanticide and convicting Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (bDqIh)
==========
I thought it was well established that Trump wasn't religious. How can they use this faith against him that he doesn't seem to share?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (q80AH)
Insomniac, when you go for the in-person interview, remember: assless
chaps are always appropriate and in good taste. And wear an ascot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
You're on the AoSHQ Emergency Medicine Team also aren't you Jane?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (hmgiv)
------
Hey, I'm still sore from the whipping.
Posted by: Temple Money Lender at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
This is just good advice, right here.
At the very least, they'll remember you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (l4C/z)
Sprinkle in a few ethnic slurs to keep things loose
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Izzlo)
Presidential libraries are a boondoggle. Same goes for the taxpayers funding their office space.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
Dedicate a whole floor of Trump Tower to it, and put one of the Marine One helicopters on display on the roof. Nothing new needs to be built, and there's few spaces more perfect.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (J+mig)
Now I hope he's preparing for his New Career in the Food Service Industry.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:34 PM (hmgiv)
Why, yes. I am.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Pics?
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (aqwWL)
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (rc7Po)
It's 74 and sunny. I'm going to put on my bikini and start my tan.
Except I'm going to tape a T on my left cheek and a Rump on my right
cheek.
Posted by: Charlotte
need help taping?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (hmgiv)
https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/with_replies
James Woods @RealJamesWoods
I've tried so hard this past year to live without the wealth of knowledge available on Twitter, but this kind of blazing insight can be found nowhere else, so... I'm back! #AOCStillAMoron
He shows here moronic bootstrap video and,
James Woods
When the only thing separating #HillaryClinton from the presidency is your heartbeat, start writing your will...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (vEIlU)
they use this faith against him that he doesn't seem to share?
Melania is religious, I have no idea how that has affected Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (39yhn)
When the only thing separating #HillaryClinton from the presidency is your heartbeat, start writing your will...
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (vEIlU)
=========
Or, you could be the one who survives.
Make your own fate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (q80AH)
chaps are always appropriate
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
This is about me again?
Posted by: Brie Larrrrrssssooonn at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (ufFY8)
Billboard advertising costs range from $1,000 a month to $200,000 or more, based on location and other factors.
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (iTXRQ)
Bingo. This is a big part of Trump's teflon shield against the typical/tired attacks by the left about Republican "moral failings."
And quite honestly Trump seems to have a level genuine faith in a non-doctrinal type of God well beyond that of 99% of the Ds.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (koNhm)
they use this faith against him that he doesn't seem to share?
Melania is religious, I have no idea how that has affected Trump.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (bDqIh)
=========
"Two Corinthians! Hahahaha!"
"Why isn't Trump being Christian?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
Assless chaps. And a dickie.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ZS9TG)
You know, like we used to do when Bigears Barry was President?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (39yhn)
And he can wear the assless chaps to the MoMe. And a cowboy hat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ZS9TG)
++++++++++++
At this point, I imagine a dickie would cost far more than real shirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (I2dne)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vay495z
Biden is fading, Warren is floundering, Mayor Petey invisible in the South for Super Tuesday. We shall see if an aerial and media onslaught of hundreds of millions of dollars in ad buys can move the needle. I also suspect that Steyer is engaging in spending a bunch of walking around money in S.Carolina among the usual suspects. No clue about Nevada caucuses other than Warren's campaign there is a wreck. Warren may be out by March if nothing goes right in NH, SC, and NV. Biden certainly would be finished. That leaves Bernie, and Mayors Pete and Mikey to compete for the non-Bernie slot. Bernie will be in to the end. There will an anti-Bernie candidate--who will that be?
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ZS9TG)
I wonder if they realize that it's the lawfare that has forced him to keep relatively quiet up until now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Izzlo)
Do some research Insom. Its best to use the ones for the interviewer. Builds rapport.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (hmgiv)
"We welcome back all of our service members wherever they served to any assignment they're given...we protect all of our persons, service members from retribution or anything like that," Defense Secretary Esper on Lt. Col. Vindman returning to DoD from the White House.
Oh F me running...these people are gonna give me a heart attack.
Posted by: Tami
Oh poor widdle Lt. Col. Pyle. Was someone going to pick on the lying POS? Send both of them to the middle of the biggest shithole we can
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)
It is. It makes your food smell like a monkey's asshole and makes you forget how to properly use a toilet.
Posted by: Resist we much at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (ApT0U)
Posted by: Temple Money Lender
See, this is a perfect example. Jesus tore through the outer temple courtyard like the Tasmanian Devil out of love. I know that sounds crazy but He loves God the Father, and He was stopping people from doing awful and wrong things out of concern for them. He didn't do it out of spite or apathy toward these people. He did it because its better for them to stop blaspheming and ripping people off.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (k4dH2)
Jesus would have a field day with the religious leaders who continue bowing on bended knee to such a corrupting secular power.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:24 PM (ptqGC)
I love my enemies.
I love their pathetic, grasping incompetence that makes them fail at things that had the perfect setup to be a slam dunk.
I give glory to God for giving me such a set of enemies. I wouldn't trade them for any other!
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (J+mig)
At this point in history--conservatives are incredibly fortunate in their enemies.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (TdMsT)
That a million times, and the most loving thing we could do for our political enemies is destroy the totalitarian ideology that has enslaved their minds, that they can see the truth and begin seeking salvation.
There is no greater thing we could do for them.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (J+mig)
Except I'm going to tape a T on my left cheek and a Rump on my right
cheek.
Posted by: Charlotte
Tanning lotion and a stencil.
Works for me.
Posted by: Miklos, happy to help at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: whig at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (EUDB2)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
This is just good advice, right here.
At the very least, they'll remember you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (l4C/z)
Sprinkle in a few ethnic slurs to keep things loose
Posted by: josephistan at F
No need to do that, but starting off with a couple of jokes will break the tension for sure.
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (lykRh)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (Bwqq4)
Insomniac, just don't let a job get in the way of coming to the TX MoMe/
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (39yhn)
And he can wear the assless chaps to the MoMe. And a cowboy hat.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ptqGC)
*snips the back off a grass skirt*
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (hmgiv)
"Jesus, Mary, and the three wise guys."
Posted by: Zod
Joey Walnuts, Tommy Two Times & ???
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (fjZl+)
James Woods @RealJamesWoods
I was on vacation awhile, avoiding the news. How'd the #Mueller thing work out? The #impeachment scam? Who won the #Iowa caucuses? Is #MichaelAvenatti still a contender for the Democratic nomination for President? How's #JeffreyEpstein doing?
Ted Cruz @tedcruz
Welcome back. Avenatti won Iowa.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (KZzsI)
>>And wear an ascot.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
Assless chaps. And a dickie.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ZS9TG)
Insom -
Bring a shoe to the in-person interview. Give it to the HR rep or whomever you first meet with, saying "Now that I have my foot in the door.........."
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (N39Ws)
I bet trumps library won't cost a city $1 billion and bulldoze a poor neighborhood to build it. Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:28 PM (dNzKv)
Naif. The squeals of outrage should a "poor neighborhood" be bulldozed would be a symphony. The poor residents should not be warned. Trump should circle the operation in his gold-painted Trump helicopter. The press should be invited to a sumptuous banquet to watch.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:33 PM (u4/yY)
Place it right where the J. Edgar Hoover FBI Building currently stands. And build it classical and mighty bigly, with luxurious gold trim gilding the classic white marble frieze. The statues of Trump next to the stairs, one spearing the Treacherous Donkey like St. George and the Dragon and the other holding the Cornucopia of economic renewal shall be magnificent.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (hLRSq)
Ace, you must get the word out.
Posted by: vrf at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (UjhQr)
Posted by: Shimp at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (WX+x0)
Two Corinthians
"Jesus, Mary, and the three wise guys."
Posted by: Zod
Joey Walnuts, Tommy Two Times ???
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (fjZl+)
Jim, Jack, and John?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Resist we much at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (ApT0U)
A friend of mine has told me horror stories.
Posted by: Allie at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (SUJyY)
Samson and the jawbone of an ass comes to mind.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
*nods sagely*
The Horde is well known for their top notch advice.
Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (hvf9s)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
Manny, Moe, and Jack (not the booze)
Posted by: Allie at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (UnA8+)
Posted by: John Milton's Ghost at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (rc7Po)
So T-boner syndrome.
Posted by: Tami at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (RD7QR)
So let me get this straight---global warming actually helps the economy? HOW DARE YOU!
Posted by: Furious George at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (ZS9TG)
++++++++++++
At this point, I imagine a dickie would cost far more than real shirt.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Lobster bib.
And a lobster.
Posted by: Miklos, unlicensed consultant at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (iTXRQ)
We've just been looking at some billboard advertising...
These companies that own them want big money. One of the smallest deals they have is a rotation over 5 billboards with a 6 month commitment. About $25K. Of course, if you sign up for longer the price comes down. Still, it makes my asshole pucker.
Posted by: jwest at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (U6f/q)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (N39Ws)
I actually. Laughed. i need cawfee.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
*nods sagely*
The Horde is well known for their top notch advice.
Posted by: LizLem at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (hvf9s)
He might want to remember to walk in falling down drunk, and make sure to vomit in the interviewer's lap. Show that he's got a strong constitution and functioning internals.
Posted by: Allie at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (UnA8+)
Give it to the HR rep or whomever you first meet with, saying "Now that
I have my foot in the door.........." Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:39 PM (N39Ws)
Edited to read: Insom--locate a homeless person. Offer him shoes. Once he's put them on, cut one of his feet off. Bring the shoed-foot to the in-person interview. Give it to the HR rep or whomever...
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
Assless chaps. And a dickie.
Posted by: Zod
You wear an ascot snd a dickie and you'll get your ass chapped.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: runner at February 07, 2020 02:38 PM (lykRh)
------
"Two Corinthians walk into a bar..."
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (TdMsT)
I hope so!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Meremortal at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: DocJ at February 07, 2020 02:42 PM (NYS7S)
Business up top,
party downstairs.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2020 02:42 PM (cAKts)
https://thegrayzone.com/2019/12/30/coup-plotters-cia-agents-mayor-pete-endorsers/
Posted by: Augustine at February 07, 2020 02:42 PM (BDZWU)
The closest thing the Left has to an actually workable meme against Trump is "Cult 45", and they fuck that up by not including a photoshop of Billy Dee Williams.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2020 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2020 02:42 PM (ZCEU2)
Lobster codpiece. LIVE lobster codpiece.
Man or mouse.
Posted by: Zod at February 07, 2020 02:43 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (fjZl+)
The chaps are assless. Like Brie Larsen.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:43 PM (hLRSq)
"Trump ... is the base whisperer. Trump understands and knows how to speak to the GOP base, since they are like him: bigots, greedy , heartless and STUPID."
Posted by: Hillary! 2020! at February 07, 2020 02:43 PM (+J3+I)
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The most valuable vote for Trump in all of 2020 is a vote by a South
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Ace, you must get the word out.
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Welcome back. Avenatti won Iowa.
I like this Ted Cruz.
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (QLPEO)
I keep saying he's growing on me. He's developed a Trumpian sense of wicked humor. He's my favorite right now for 2024.
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@NewDay
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (FBrfY)
Has he found anyone who gives a fuck?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (dQgqq)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (e284m)
And what about all of the jobs saved?
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (P4Pk9)
1. Go to Arizona and bail out the graffiti artist who kept painting "Penis" everywhere
2. Drive him to Utah
3. ???
Posted by: Ted K. at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (FJYfm)
Fk Mittens with a cactus and I wouldn't care
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (ZCEU2)
Next from Kap'n Kristol, a traveling exhibit -- "Daguerreotypes of Dignity: A Candid Look At Today's Great Communicators and Their Peeved Pets"
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:43 PM (fjZl+)
LMAO.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to a thinner me!' at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:30 PM (ptqGC)
This is just good advice, right here.
At the very least, they'll remember you
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 07, 2020 02:31 PM (l4C/z)
Sprinkle in a few ethnic slurs to keep things loose
Posted by: josephistan at February 07, 2020 02:35 PM (Izzlo)
I'll be sure to glitter my marble bag
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (NWiLs)
I step away for a bit and when I come back, the first thing I read is about dickies, ascot and assless chaps.
And Mrs D just shakes her head.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (axyOa)
Except I'm going to tape a T on my left cheek and a Rump on my right
cheek.
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Pics or it isn't happening...
Posted by: Timon at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 07, 2020 02:42 PM (ZGrMX)
They confuse it with Champale. It's hard to keep straight, like counting.
Posted by: Roy at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (SUJyY)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (BqBId)
==========
"THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO HAVE MORE DEODORANTS THAN YOU AND THEY MUST BE SENT TO THE GULAG, COMRADE!"
-Bernie Sanders
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (q80AH)
@NewDay
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (FBrfY)
So, yet another Truly Conservatively Conservative who is going to support an out-and-proud marxist/leftist because OrangeMan.
Posted by: DocJ at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (NYS7S)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:41 PM (TdMsT)
Do it, the boy can shoot, he'd have a ball
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: MikeN at February 07, 2020 02:45 PM (9zfUE)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 07, 2020 02:46 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
Tough call. Do I want him in the White House or on the Supreme Court for life????
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:46 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:36 PM (39yhn)
When and where?
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)
@NewDay
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at February 07, 2020 02:20 PM (FBrfY)
Has he found anyone who gives a fuck?
Posted by: Northernlurker
This. People see his name and think "you mean the singer?"
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (R9uFr)
#BREAKING: The State Dept. says it's prepared to spend $100 million to
assist China other countries impacted by the deadly new
Coronavirus.
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 07, 2020 02:46 PM (BqBId)
1 nuke should do the trick, and they don't cost $100 million.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (N39Ws)
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Remain Blessed.
Posted by: Miklos, Western Union only at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Except I'm going to tape a T on my left cheek and a Rump on my right
cheek.
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Pics or it isn't happening...
Posted by: Timon
I'm doing this as well, except it's going to say "Trump is a big meanie and needs to be thrown out of office and replaced by Nancy Pelosi cause she is a great ripper"
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (dQgqq)
***********
Billdo Kristolmeth??
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (39yhn)
Alternate post subtitle:
It Should Occur To All These Relatively-Few Fringe NeverTrumpers That Maybe They Are The Cult
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (un7FC)
"I can't understand why nobody gives credit to Obama for this economy. It is his, not Trump's and someone needs to confront him on that."
Yes, Democrats are going with that.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Staring from 900 meters at February 07, 2020 02:48 PM (xx41w)
Posted by: Timon
I'm doing this as well, except it's going to say "Trump is a big meanie and needs to be thrown out of office and replaced by Nancy Pelosi cause she is a great ripper"
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM
Gonna leave lot of empty space.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:48 PM (axyOa)
447 344 It's 74 and sunny. I'm going to put on my bikini and start my tan.
Except I'm going to tape a T on my left cheek and a Rump on my right
cheek.
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Pics or it isn't happening...
Posted by: Timon
I'm doing this as well, except it's going to say "Trump is a big
meanie and needs to be thrown out of office and replaced by Nancy Pelosi
cause she is a great ripper"
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZYNt)
And Lena's saying is tattooed on her body. Just on one belly roll.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 07, 2020 02:48 PM (N39Ws)
Tough call. Do I want him in the White House or on the Supreme Court for life????
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:46 PM (fjZl+)
He can do a William Harding Taft - president then supreme court.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 02:48 PM (hLRSq)
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:48 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (39yhn)
Ah.
I've got time, then. Back at the ranch as well. Cool.
Will have to see what the youngin's marching schedule is as that's smack in the middle of the season.
Posted by: Sponge at February 07, 2020 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)
36 LOL a billboard. What's next he's gonna distribute pogs to kids? Will he put out a newsreel for the talkies to show before the Will Rogers serial?
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:04 PM (KZzsI)
Filmstrip showings and shadow puppet shows.
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Get one of those South Pacific tribal penis sheaths. Make a statement, show your virility!
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Except I'm going to tape a T on my left cheek and a Rump on my right
cheek.
Posted by: Charlotte at February 07, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Pics or it isn't happening...
Posted by: Timon
I'm doing this as well, except it's going to say "Trump is a big meanie and needs to be thrown out of office and replaced by Nancy Pelosi cause she is a great ripper"
Posted by: Lena Dunham at February 07, 2020 02:47 PM (FZYNt)
So what are you going to write on the 1 and a half acres?
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2020 02:49 PM (aS1PU)
This will indicate that you can deal with both conflict as well as hunger with equal aplomb.
Kind of like how they had statues and the man had a sword in one hand and a book in the other.
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=========
How will he manage that after he gets locked up for the Zodiac killings?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:49 PM (q80AH)
Watch, tomorrow someone on another site will say hey maybe the nevertrumpers are the cult not the president's vast number of supporters!
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Don't forget to shine your shoes and buff your nails. Details matter!
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:48 PM (fjZl+)
--------------------------------
Shelving advice by Ace
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 07, 2020 02:50 PM (ptqGC)
It's going to come down to what it always comes down to....
Surviving the October Surprise.
GOTV.
Surviving massive voter fraud on a scale never contemplated or seen.
The Spite, hate and revenge factor, who's side wants it more.
I think Trump will win but it will be a slimmer electoral vote win than 2016 as the Donks are going to fraude their way to victories in PA and MI. because they were caught napping last time.
I think Trump holds on to WI and might, MIGHT, pick up MN, but that's about it.
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For the interview right off the bat ask about vacation time and if you can have any more days than they offer. Then start sniffing and rubbing your nose and ask if they drug test and say Cuz that would suck if you do. Then ask if any of chicks who work there are big time partiers and are known to sleep with co-workers because it would really help if you could get some side action on the job. That's about all of the good advice I can think of
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Shouldn't Hone Construction/DIY Advice come with an asterisk? I'm thinking shelving would fall into this.
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Posted by: Herbalist Healer Miklos, business being business at February 07, 2020 02:50 PM (QzkSJ)
This will indicate that you can deal with both conflict as well as hunger with equal aplomb.
Kind of like how they had statues and the man had a sword in one hand and a book in the other.
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And wear a feathered hat like yesterday's art fop.
Nothing says style like a feathered hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
the Republican Party is now a "cult" and why he quit the race.
Apparently he was Deeply, Deeply Shocked on Monday night when he took
part in the Iowa caucus, stoop up to speak, and was boo'ed out of the
room. LOL!!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 07, 2020 02:40 PM (Kpl3J)
It's almost as though primarying a sitting president with >90% approval by the party is a bad idea...Fucking dumbshit.
Posted by: Timon at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: Zombie John McCain at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (LLUXC)
Man or mouse.
Posted by: Zod
Me? I'd go formal.
Tuxedo T-shirt
Posted by: MarkY at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (i022r)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (axyOa)
I know, right?
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Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:43 PM (fjZl+)
LMAO.
Posted
Don't forget guns, gardens, food, sports, chess, pets, prayer, etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (88+cf)
Nothing says style like a feathered hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (fjZl+)
/Looks at his Musketeer hat he wears to Ren Faires
I concur!
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (39yhn)
Posted by: eleven at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (QLPEO)
We don't wanna recommend a prince albert piercing because it will just be behind the banana hammock.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 07, 2020 02:50 PM
If that's all we have to spend, its probably a deal.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (TdMsT)
And movies.
And bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (ufFY8)
And yes, the guilty party (or parties) will never get caught.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (W+kMI)
[joncelli takes call] "Moron advice line, what is the nature of the advice you seek? Sex? Have you tried slapping a hot iron to it?"
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
When some whippersnapper came out with "LP"s this brave music monger stood athwart history and said "enough."
He had none of it. Well into the CD era this guy only sold 45s and 78s.
Respect.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: Fritz at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (ATCV4)
[joncelli takes call] "Moron advice line, what is the nature of the advice you seek? Sex? Have you tried slapping a hot iron to it?"
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (RD7QR)
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I thought rubbing dirt on it was the first step.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (q80AH)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 07, 2020 02:54 PM (KP5rU)
Don't forget guns, gardens, food, sports, chess, pets, prayer, etc. etc. etc.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (TdMsT)
And no math!
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (ufFY8)
Try to find the recap of the CDC speech at the whitehouse when it is available. TL;DR China did not contain the virus. The problem was China needed this a month ago. My guess is this is to ensure that they can hold a quarantine for as long as possible to slow things down (avoid panic), but probably ultimately worthless.
Posted by: Time for Arrests at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (yFhiq)
Nothing says style like a feathered hat.
Posted by: rickb223
Success has many feathers.
Posted by: Madame Miklos, Reader and Advisor at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (QzkSJ)
And Mrs D just shakes her head.
Now I'm picturing the Diogeneses sitting in the living room, Mr D reading his phone like a newspaper. "Says here that you should wear assless chaps to a job interview"
Mrs D clucks her tongue and shakes her head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:52 PM (TdMsT)
And movies.
And bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM
And Art. Every day there is Art.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (axyOa)
I had to sit down and have a long talk with her on why that is and why it is a good thing. Plus, she got a raise.
Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2020 02:56 PM (oiNtH)
Mrs D clucks her tongue and shakes her head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM
Where did you hide the camera!!!???
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:56 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: The Man from Athens at February 07, 2020 02:56 PM (whGSy)
don't know if that includes the nuclear warhead
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (iTXRQ)
When some whippersnapper came out with "LP"s this brave music monger stood athwart history and said "enough."
He had none of it. Well into the CD era this guy only sold 45s and 78s.
Respect.
Posted by: Gentlemen
I shannot listen to 33 & 1/3.
Wax recordings only.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (fjZl+)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 07, 2020 02:21 PM (dNzKv)
Heh.
Posted by: Soros Georg at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: it will work this time at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (WX+x0)
And Art. Every day there is Art.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (axyOa)
Real art.
With trees. And hassocks.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (cAKts)
I had to sit down and have a long talk with her on why that is and why it is a good thing. Plus, she got a raise.
Posted by: Cheri at February 07, 2020 02:56 PM (oiNtH)
+++++++++++++
A tax refund means you made an interest-free loan to the government.
It's about the tax *burden.* Mine has decreased. I like it when it decreases.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Ben Had at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (39yhn)
God also told me that he turned Trump orange as punishment for turning against his teachings. True story. Word as a Romney.
Posted by: Mitt Romney at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (uKj5K)
Posted by: a turnip what knows economics at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (VMPS/)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Skip at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++
That's downright hot if it's in centigrade.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (I2dne)
Try to find the recap of the CDC speech at the whitehouse when it is available. TL;DR China did not contain the virus. The problem was China needed this a month ago. My guess is this is to ensure that they can hold a quarantine for as long as possible to slow things down (avoid panic), but probably ultimately worthless.
Posted by: Time for Arrests at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (yFhiq)
This is an emergency. I'd normally be opposed to aiding the Chinese, but this damn virus is a lot worse than anything in a very long time. It's Captain Tripps making the jump from fiction to reality.
I'd rather we pay a hundred million to contain it in China now than lose millions of Americans later.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (J+mig)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:55 PM (axyOa)
Real art.
With trees. And hassocks.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM
And snipers!
Posted by: Diogenes at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (axyOa)
With trees. And hassocks.
Posted by: Ladyl at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (TdMsT)
And snipers, don't forget the snipers...
Posted by: Timon at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (dKm4U)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Archer at February 07, 2020 02:58 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:59 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 07, 2020 02:59 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Cool. Now do capital gains, especially the O-Care increase.
Posted by: Miklos the bourgeois small investor at February 07, 2020 02:59 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Timon at February 07, 2020 02:59 PM (dKm4U)
Yupp. Disaster in the making. Better be prepared for pres'snit bernie.
Posted by: posidon at February 07, 2020 02:59 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: ... at February 07, 2020 02:59 PM (YOag8)
Posted by: Miklos, quite pleased at February 07, 2020 03:00 PM (QzkSJ)
@byHeatherLong
Notable: 74% of Americans believe they will be better off in a year, the highest percent since 1977, according to a new @Gallup poll
...........
Hahahahaha
Take a guess why in 1977? The economy was so shitty, people figured it HAD to go up! It didn't. I lived through thar mess. Thanks, Jimmuh!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 07, 2020 03:00 PM (so+oy)
Nothing says style like a feathered hat.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 07, 2020 02:51 PM (fjZl+)
/Looks at his Musketeer hat he wears to Ren Faires
I concur!
Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at February 07, 2020 02:53 PM (NgKpN)
A sequined codpiece is a must.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 07, 2020 03:00 PM (hLRSq)
China is thinking," Hell they give us money and we get rid of a few 100,000 of these pesky peasants. Win/Win!"
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 07, 2020 03:01 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: I Have Question at February 07, 2020 03:01 PM (QUghq)
don't know if that includes the nuclear warhead
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 07, 2020 02:57 PM (iTXRQ)
Chinese H1B engineer: You were invoiced for a Trident missile and that is what we delivered. Now a warhead accessory, that is going to be real expensive. I have contacts in China that can get one for you at a much lower price than domesic models.
Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at February 07, 2020 03:04 PM (e1mEI)
You know, like we used to do when Bigears Barry was President?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 07, 2020 02:37 PM (e284m)
And what about all of the jobs saved?
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at February 07, 2020 02:44 PM (P4Pk9)
Wait! so Trump's numbers, using Obamajobmath mean that new jobs actually rose by the total number of employeed from the previous quarter PLUS the additional 225,000! Because all of those jobs that already existed were 'jobs saved', right?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 07, 2020 03:04 PM (e284m)
Posted by: MAC SOG'''' at February 07, 2020 03:05 PM (P4Pk9)
15s
Not saying the Iowa caucuses were unreliable, but Pat Paulsen just passed Biden...
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 07, 2020 03:06 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 07, 2020 03:07 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: morigu at February 07, 2020 03:11 PM (1K/zE)
Kick his ass out of the party, NOW!
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2020 03:14 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at February 07, 2020 03:17 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Lizzy at February 07, 2020 02:26 PM (bDqIh)
I hear the Newseum building is free...
Posted by: Boswell at February 07, 2020 03:17 PM (32YRo)
Strategic locations like Point Barrow also need courageous Patriots like Vindman. It's not retribution its a career opportunity. It's not like Vindman refused to wear a blue helmet or anything.
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 07, 2020 03:36 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 07, 2020 03:40 PM (hKi6n)
Posted by: Zombie Coolidge at February 07, 2020 03:41 PM (1VDgB)
Posted by: Boeing at February 07, 2020 03:44 PM (1VDgB)
Statistically, that means a lot of Democrats think they will be better off or the same next year as they are now.
That doesn't strike me as a huge surge of voters waiting in line to vote for Bernie.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 07, 2020 04:02 PM (WafOK)
Posted by: free tibet at February 07, 2020 04:09 PM (Zo1XC)
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