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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd.aoshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Hillary Clinton on Joining the Democrat Ticket as Vice President: "Never Say Never"She wants to get schlonged by Trump again? You know what they say: If they come back for second helpings, they must have liked the meal. She did not claim to be eager for another chance in the political spotlight, but she did say "I never say never:" Asked by Ellen DeGeneres if she'd ever run for Vice President, Hillary Clinton fake-laughed:Oh, she'd only do it if her country needed her to run and it was her patriotic duty?! What a coincidence!!! 99.99% of the people who run for president or vice president -- except for Trump, notably -- claim they're only running out of a patriotic love of country! So that works out well for her. Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
HIC*
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 04:30 PM (88+cf) 2
SHART*
Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 04:31 PM (88+cf) 3
Trust me, she does say never.
Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2020 04:32 PM (1+J19) 4
This is how people end up committing suicide.
Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 04:32 PM (MxEKc) 5
Hillary!
Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (6XlcD) 6
hiya
Posted by: JT at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (arJlL) 7
She's on her way to surpassing the Buffalo Bills.
Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (1+J19) Posted by: Czech Chick at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (Z3lhA) 9
It's fine by me if she runs. I'd love to watch Trump humiliate her again.
Posted by: pep at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (T6t7i) 10
And yet, Democrats thought hell couldn't get any worse.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (xx41w) 11
Is it so she can debate Pence instead...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (qSCcj) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (6YF1D) 13
No one in their right mind would name Hillary as their VP.
You'd have to dodge assassination from inside your own administration. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ZewdG) 14
7. Winner.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (JRaU+) 15
ahhhh, can't you just see a Bernie/hilldog ticket...
dear lord it would be the worst of all possible worlds. Posted by: SturmToddler at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (8D42x) 16
Well, this time she could claim that she got schlonged by Pence.
Posted by: DNC at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (vEIlU) 18
13 No one in their right mind would name Hillary as their VP.
You'd have to dodge assassination from inside your own administration. Posted by: Bitter Clinger at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (ZewdG) Beat me to it. Posted by: Jordan61 at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (9Ppb9) Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (bDqIh) 20
Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Cory Booker, and Uriel, the Angel of Death.
Posted by: ace at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (PbpT7) Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (/669Q) 22
Do you think she'd stick her neck out when her opponent is Donald Trump?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (oVJmc) 23
She'll be the first VP in a motorized scooter.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (xx41w) 24
Did she spastically clack her teeth at the prospect of all the skin-covered babies she would again be able to stare at on the campaign trails?
Because she does, from time to time. Like an excited vampire. In a blood bank. She also pretends to be a biped. Posted by: Inspector Cussword at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (uquGJ) 25
This is almost enough to make me feel sorry for the Dems. Almost.
Posted by: MaureenTheTemp at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (5KWnQ) 26
Because she's once....twice....three times a loser...
Posted by: Brother 27
Ah, hellz no. I'm not going to spend the rest of my no-doubt abbreviated life looking over my shoulder and trying out food tasters.
Posted by: The eventual Dem Presidential candidate at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (T6t7i) 28
she hasn't stopped running. she drunk a lot and can't move so good so it's easy to miss.
Posted by: x at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (nFwvY) 29
Could you imagine a ticket of Biden and Hillary?
Could you imagine them speaking together on the stump? It beggars the imagination. Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (0keV9) 30
I will contribute to make this happen.
Can you imagine this drunk having to play second fiddle? Can you imagine her STAFF having to play second fiddle? Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (XrCyE) 31
I wonder which Democrat is suicidal enough to pick Hillary as VP?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (hLRSq) 32
I just want everyone to know that Michael Bloomberg did not kill himself.
Posted by: Nikola's Notion at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (hrHLc) Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (88+cf) 34
She's already 'served her country' to every godless heathen on this planet.
Posted by: Eromero at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (UUkQp) 35
She wants to avoid prosecution and prison.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (oesln) 36
Over and under on the amount of time it would take, for the President Hillary presumably served, to fall victim to an event ---terminal or other wise---that would have the Pantsuit occupying the White House?
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (xXx5y) 37
Dammit, off sock.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (ExV1e) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (vEIlU) 39
She knows Bernie will have "another heart attack" about a month after the inauguration if she gets in as VP on his ticket.
Other possibilities: Buttigieg: "Sudden Onset AIDS" Warren: "Horrible Tomahawk Accident" Bloomberg: "Tragic Hunting Accident" Posted by: Bert G at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (OMsf+) 40
Who has the balls to be the short lived top ticket?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (fjZl+) 41
Bernie Sanders did not kill himself.
Posted by: MikeN at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (o/eHL) 42
Seriously. this week just keeps getting better! My Schadenboner is going to need a vacation after this week. Republicans are the party of stupid. the Dems are the partier of stupidest.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (lBeMA) 43
My money's on Azazel.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (4e+hS) 44
Will the Donks think this is the Hillary to die on?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (+y/Ru) 45
To be fair, she's more popular than Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (xx41w) 46
Hilz said "yes" to somebody once. Once.
Posted by: klaftern at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (RuIsu) 47
"Having said all this, 'Why aren't I 50 points ahead?' you might ask?"
"Mrs Clinton, please. We have to change your catheter now." Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (QtyI0) 48
She is IN!
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (JUOKG) 49
Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death.
1000 quatloos on Uriel. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (fjZl+) Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU) 51
What Difference At This Point Does It Make?!
Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (NP/9a) 52
Bollards everywhere fear her Schiff stained arse.
Posted by: torabora at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (/wOeC) 53
Not gonna lie, that bitch makes me nervous.
Posted by: Uriel, the Angel of Death at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (pPQeR) 54
Big Mike obama has gotta be on the vp shortlist, first tranny candidate
Posted by: Ivan at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (8OHly) 55
Somebody.
Posted by: klaftern at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (RuIsu) 56
Hic...shart
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (HPTcB) 57
What's the old joke? You're not doing this for the hunting are you?
Posted by: Mirror Universe Phil Collins at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (A2eXZ) 58
To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote
Posted by: Yawrate at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (U2SYP) 59
I place it as a very narrow possibility that the DNC brokers it and gives it Empress Thundershart. Narrow. Not impossible. And the chance seems to grow every day. Please let this happen. Please let me see Hillary humiliated again. Also, I hope she wears that Count Chocula suit again when she concedes again. She looked ridiculous. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (AzW6q) 60
Over and under on the amount of time it would take, for the President Hillary presumably served, to fall victim to an event ---terminal or other wise---that would have the Pantsuit occupying the White House?
Posted by: Voter theater. at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (xXx5y) --------- Two minutes after inauguration. She'd want to wait a decent interval. Pay up. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (/669Q) 61
Don't you know she won all three of the debates?
I was assured by Chris Matthews that it is true. Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (WafOK) 62
are YOU going to be the Democrat candidate at the top of the ticket with Hillary as VP?
YOU have an effing death wish, buddy. YOU are dead after you take the oath. Luckily, Trump's success and popularity means you have no chance of dying! Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (sy5kK) 63
it is probably as simple as she wants another shot at Trump. She wants to win and erase those Javitts Center blues. But really, who would be so dumb as to pick her for veep? I won't say anymore and just leave it there.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (n13/j) 64
Other possibilities:
Buttigieg: "Sudden Onset AIDS" Warren: "Horrible Tomahawk Accident" Bloomberg: "Tragic Hunting Accident" Tulsi: "I hate that bitch". Posted by: pep at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (T6t7i) 65
Day late and a dollar short
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (HPTcB) Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (MxEKc) 67
okay let's see what she brings to the ticket...
NY votes? already a given wimmin's votes? ahem...Weinstein Minority votes? she's always taaaard not seeing any pluses on this one Posted by: DanMan at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (kFOoV) 68
Seriously, bringing the Auld Hag Clinton out as VP for "party unity"?!?!
AH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!! Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (W+kMI) 69
What's culminating is so absurdly fantastic and dumb -- I feel the Democrats want to run a "dream team" of "all stars" against President Trump. Yeah, not just one individual candidate, but have the Democrat nominee be a collective, to form a committee of co-presidents. A fag, an indian, an old bolshevik, a former vice president, and a businessman. Together they form Super President. And only together can they defeat Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (6YF1D) 70
1000 quatloos on Uriel.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM You best put 1000 doughnuts on me, honky! Posted by: Stacey Abrams at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (OMsf+) 71
She knows Bernie will have "another heart attack" about a month after the inauguration if she gets in as VP on his ticket.
Other possibilities: Buttigieg: "Sudden Onset AIDS" Warren: "Horrible Tomahawk Accident" Bloomberg: "Tragic Hunting Accident" Posted by: Bert G at February 06, 2020 04:35 PM (OMsf+) Bloomberg: Hit by a truck. Truck driver didn't see the short person in the road. Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (vEIlU) 72
Dang.. A thread about Hillary? You harshed my mellow
Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (6XlcD) 73
Interesting timing for this hapless harridan to appear on the Ellen show. Almost as if it's an attempt to make her appear likable -- like a seasoned DC warrior who just wants to bask in the glow of her accomplishments. Not the kind of person you'd want to see, I dunno, being investigated thoroughly by a DOJ that would see her criminality for the base, self-serving, ruinous graft that she spent a lifetime pursuing that it was.
Posted by: red speck at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (nrC0n) 74
I would love her to be a vice president to someone, a Truman, a Johnson, even an Eisenhower, who has utter disdain for the notion of a vice presidency.
Just to watch her squirm for relevance. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (gd9RK) 75
She also had the best field organization in the history of politics.
And the best GOTV operations of all time. And the best... Yet she will never be president, funny that. Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (WafOK) 76
I'd never say never because, basically, I'm a people person.
Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (sWM8x) 77
WTF - Ellen Degeneres is a fucking alien, now.
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:38 PM (T5qU9) 78
Joe Biden did not kill himself!
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (lBeMA) 79
Isn't it time the Clintons pass the knife on to Chelsea?
Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (MxEKc) Posted by: aelfheld at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (IxDhF) 81
Bloomberg: "Tragic Big Gulp drowning."
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (IttZ7) Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS) 83
Can you imagine this drunk having to play second fiddle?
If you're gonna win in Texas, you gotta have a fiddle in the Band. Posted by: Beto at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (NP/9a) 84
If you're looking for a gift for the guy with Hillary as a VP running mate, you can't go wrong with a remote car starter.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (QtyI0) 85
Remember when cocksucker obama and other leftists used to say the job of president is now too big for just one man? They actually said that, if you don't remember. That should've rung alarm bells. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (6YF1D) 86
Abuela Hillary tiene un alma negra. No bueno.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (xPJvm) 87
This is why she never had a chance to be Obama's VP.The month before Monica hit the news polls of blacks showed a sizable portion thought Ron Brown was murdered.
Obama's church would have been immersed in the details. Posted by: MikeN at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (o/eHL) 88
Coronavirus as Vice-President!!!
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (8erNz) 89
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it is probably as simple as she wants another shot at Trump. She wants to win and erase those Javitts Center blues. But really, who would be so dumb as to pick her for veep? I won't say anymore and just leave it there. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM (n13/j) Go home Hillary, you are drunk. Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (N39Ws) Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (FZYNt) 91
Hillary Clinton is a cookbook author???
Posted by: Adriane Wot Sez 'Oy!' Alot These Days ... at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (LPnfS) 92
Donald would use the opportunity for revenge on her for 2016. She would get thoroughly pulped, and likely wind up in that jail cell he promised.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (oVJmc) 93
I hear Joe Biden makes a great Vice President! And he's got some free time!
Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (/Qrp2) Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (XN+hF) 95
Ellen did snag one of the few lipstick lesbians out there.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (U9Qbt) Posted by: REDACTED at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (rpxSz) 97
Yeah, not just one individual candidate, but have the Democrat nominee be a collective, to form a committee of co-presidents. A fag, an indian, an old bolshevik, a former vice president, and a businessman. Together they form Super President.
And only together can they defeat Trump. the It Take A Village People Posted by: x at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (nFwvY) 98
>>I'm starting to think ace has a thang for Hillary!.
He does keep coming back for second helpings. Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (T5qU9) 99
If it comes to pass, I want to be first on the record with "President Biden did not kill himself."
Posted by: teh wind at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (ioYX6) 100
I'm starting to think ace has a thang for Hillary!.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS) The thang is laughter. She's so unintentionally hilarious. This shit is comedy gold. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (J+mig) 101
Hillz pays good
Posted by: The Grim Reaper at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (FZYNt) 102
She's a bollard of strength for our nation.
Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (yL25O) 103
I don't know if it has made the national news or not but Alabama has it's own issues with the Democratic slate of delegates.
"Is the 2020 Democratic presidential primary in Alabama in jeopardy?" http://bit.ly/3bfLtKp From September but I don't know if this is resolved yet. Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (2pVFZ) 104
If you're looking for a gift for the guy with Hillary as a VP running mate, you can't go wrong with a remote car starter.
Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (QtyI0) -------- Suit of armor + food taster. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:40 PM (/669Q) 105
"I never say never because I believe in serving my country, but it's never going to happen," she said.
More like, "I believe in serving up my country to our enemies." Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (gmo/4) 106
94 Hillary Clinton fake-laughed:
The scary part is, that's her real laugh. Did the hairpins fly out? Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (8erNz) 107
Hillary may be the cruel, cold-hearted bitch ace has been looking for all his life.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (4e+hS) 108
There is no way she'd consider serving as VP. If she ever ran as one, you can be sure that if elected, her running mate wouldn't survive until inauguration.
Posted by: febar at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (2oXp3) Posted by: IanDeal at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (goH3T) 110
>>Ellen did snag one of the few lipstick lesbians out there.
At what cost, sir? At what cost? Seriously, Plastic Surgery is not getting better is it? Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (T5qU9) 111
100 I'm starting to think ace has a thang for Hillary!.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:39 PM (4e+hS) The thang is laughter. She's so unintentionally hilarious. This shit is comedy gold. Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est unlike the left, you go with the easy material Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (8erNz) 113
Hmm, brokered convention nominates Hillary Clinton, Bernie bros and Buttplug bros riot, leave party to run as third party. Democrat vote divided and unmotivated, Trump wins handily with 55% of the popular vote and an overwhelming majority of the electoral vote. CNN and MSNBC go nuts explaining the results.
Oh LORD above, please visit this tribulation upon the Democrats. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Do this and I shall praise Your name always. Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (W+kMI) 114
21 The Democrats couldn't be running a funnier election if Mel Brooks had scripted it.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (/669Q) bluebell, you may be on to something! Come to think of it, where's Mel? Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (sy5kK) 115
Yeah, not just one individual candidate, but have the Democrat nominee be a collective, to form a committee of co-presidents. A fag, an indian, an old bolshevik, a former vice president, and a businessman. Together they form Super President.
And only together can they defeat Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM It won't be a Super President without a spiritual component. Posted by: Marianne Williamson at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (NP/9a) 116
Piano Legs still has a cult following but she really doesn't get that a lot of the left have moved on. Twitter is not real life.
And there's no way in hell the Bernie Bros are going to want her as VP. Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (QtyI0) 117
108 There is no way she'd consider serving as VP. If she ever ran as one, you can be sure that if elected, her running mate wouldn't survive
Posted by: febar lets be realistic here Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (FZYNt) 118
It's not like there's any way to turn the Vice Presidency into mountains of cash for your relatives.
Posted by: OCBill at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (Ij9pi) 119
What she was really thinking
I will happily serve my country for a small fee.----Hillary Clinton Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (U9Qbt) 120
I would touch Hillary with a ten foot otter.
Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (gmo/4) 121
WTF - Ellen Degeneres is a fucking alien, now. Posted by: garrett This is what a 60 year old dyke looks like when she dresses, cuts her hair, and acts like a 9 year old boy. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (6YF1D) 122
"Is the 2020 Democratic presidential primary in Alabama in jeopardy?"
Yes. We can't seem to find any. Trump will win Bama by 40. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (XrCyE) 123
"113 Hmm, brokered convention nominates Hillary Clinton, Bernie bros and Buttplug bros riot, leave party to run as third party. Democrat vote divided and unmotivated, Trump wins handily with 55% of the popular vote and an overwhelming majority of the electoral vote. CNN and MSNBC go nuts explaining the results.
Oh LORD above, please visit this tribulation upon the Democrats. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Do this and I shall praise Your name always." Explanation: Putin did it. Rinse, repeat. Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (puu6v) 124
Hillary may be ace's only ticket to the White House, excluding shelf repair.
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (4e+hS) 125
>I will happily serve up my country for a small fee.----Hillary Clinton
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (T5qU9) 126
Uriel, the angel who watches over thunder and terror, the angel who guards Eden with a flaming sword, wouldn't be caught dead among the ranks of Democrats.
Uriel would only enter their hosts to condemn and to destroy. Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (9t0Zz) 127
and so it begins
Posted by: that guy that always thinks it's beginning at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (2pVFZ) 128
Hilz - at least have the killer show the courtesy of actually stealing something this time. That whole Ft Macy Park thing was an insult to my intelligence.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (So0JQ) 129
Dead man walking
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (M+Lyo) 130
You can't graft if you're not a playa.
Posted by: IanDeal at February 06, 2020 04:41 PM (goH3T) https://tinyurl.com/z96bzh6 Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (n13/j) 131
I just don't see her taking the booby prize.
Besides, which candidate would be willing to tempt fate knowing of the deeply weird and bad ends to a number of former Clinton associates? Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (VVbgV) 132
58 To avoid more election confusion, DNC will release New Hampshire primary results ahead of actual vote
Posted by: Yawrate at February 06, 2020 04:36 PM (U2SYP) finally. progress. This is why they are called the Progressive Party. After all, it's only math. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (sy5kK) 133
I was about that age as well. '68 was a hell of a year. People today talk about antifa, about demonstrations, about dangerous divisions in society - they got no idea what that year was like. There were major riots in 110 cities that year, the Dem convention devolved into battles in the streets, important people were getting shot, longhairs and hippies were battling it out with the cops daily, body count from Vietnam kept growing - 1968 was a helluva year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 * * I had just turned 15 at the time of the Dem convention, and was totally uninterested in TV news. I only heard about the violence when people were discussing it between classes at my new high school. Though I do remember the announcements of King being shot, and of Robert Kennedy being killed. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (Ejm1K) 134
What voters would Hillary bring to the ticket, that weren't going to vote Dem anyways? A Bernie-Hillary ticket is ridiculous, of course, as is a Bloomie-Hillary ticket.
Gots to be a black face on that ballot. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (Kpl3J) 135
Hillary vagina candles for peace.
Posted by: Hillary Vagina Candles for Peace at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (sWM8x) 136
I've not heard anyone list one accomplishment of Hillary other than get elected as a Senator which is not really an accomplishment.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (U9Qbt) 137
108 There is no way she'd consider serving as VP. If she ever ran as one, you can be sure that if elected, her running mate wouldn't survive until inauguration.
===== It will become the new hot Japanese light novel. "I Won The Nomination With Hillary Clinton As My Running Mate, But Became A King In Another World Instead". Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM (W+kMI) 138
Yeah, not just one individual candidate, but have the Democrat nominee be a collective, to form a committee of co-presidents. A fag, an indian, an old bolshevik, a former vice president, and a businessman. Together they form Super President.
Vice President Voltron. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (FZYNt) 140
Someone should just p-shop the next dem debate state with Hillary behind the curtain with a .357 and a meme saying. NONE of these people killed themself.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (lBeMA) 141
>>6 I've not heard anyone list one accomplishment of Hillary other than get elected as a Senator which is not really an accomplishment.
Ahem. Posted by: Frequent Flier Miles at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (T5qU9) 142
Hillary's regenerative brain tank - https://im0-tub-com.yandex.net/i?id=164ab41fd0a2b9409f4f829d61a276d0n=13
Posted by: 13times at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (K3B2k) 143
There were tanks and APCs in the streets of some US cities during 1968.
Posted by: Archer at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (gmo/4) 144
Not a chance in hell she gets the VP slot if Bernie is the nom.
1 he hates her. b He likes being alive. Posted by: Big V at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (y/fJ4) 145
113 Hmm, brokered convention nominates Hillary Clinton, Bernie bros and Buttplug bros riot, leave party to run as third party. Democrat vote divided and unmotivated, Trump wins handily with 55% of the popular vote and an overwhelming majority of the electoral vote. CNN and MSNBC go nuts explaining the results.
Oh LORD above, please visit this tribulation upon the Democrats. Let there be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Do this and I shall praise Your name always. Posted by: exdem13 at February 06, 2020 04:42 PM (W+kMI) ----------- You left out retaking the House and adding one seat in the Senate thus allowing Mitch to tell Romney, Collins, and Murkowski to F-off. Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (G0vdT) 146
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but Trump called out the phoney FISA court.
Posted by: Regular joe at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (6/uwW) 147
Thanks for the laughs - the next few months the are going to be a lot of fun!
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (SRRAx) Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (PkVlr) 149
I will happily serve up my country for a small fee.----Hillary Clinton
Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (T5qU9) Nice ! Had to read it a couple of times though. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (U9Qbt) 150
There will be no more embarrassing episodes this time around. Hillary is preparing for her campaign at Boston Dynamics: https://tinyurl.com/smyoqbu Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (AzW6q) 151
She wants to get schlonged by Trump again?
There is more graft to be gotten by grifters in a presidential. Posted by: Clarabell at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (WSVNe) 152
Sorry, I am not going up against the Clintons.
Posted by: Uriel, Angel of Death at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (EZD3+) 153
I'm your Huckleberry
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (FZYNt) Not so fast, Eyebrow Boy.... Posted by: Ralph Northam at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (IttZ7) 154
I see great movements in the gears for those who take umbrage with Uriel. Do not cross that one.
Posted by: Urizen at February 06, 2020 04:46 PM (R1mcO) 155
Hillary vagina candles for peace.
Posted by: Hillary Vagina Candles for Peace at February 06, 2020 04:44 PM OK, there's certain lines that just shouldn't be crossed. What is wrong with you? !!! But a small thanks, I will most likely skip dinner now, which I am trying to lose about 10 lbs. so, there's that I suppose. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (lBeMA) 156
Is her exoskeleton complete yet ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (M+Lyo) 157
Gots to be a black face on that ballot.
Posted by: Tom Servo I'm your Huckleberry Posted by: Justin Trudeau at February 06, 2020 04:45 PM (FZYNt) Step off, Fidel. Posted by: Governor Coonman at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (2pVFZ) 158
I emailed Doug Jones right after the election that he better not get too used to the office decor because his ass was out of there come the next election. He knew it then and I know he knows it now.
Even with all the out of state help then, his margin of victory was less than the write in vote count. Posted by: Azathoth at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (QtyI0) Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (T5qU9) 160
Sock it to me
Posted by: Richard Nixon at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (WSVNe) 161
126 Uriel, the angel who watches over thunder and terror, the angel who guards Eden with a flaming sword, wouldn't be caught dead among the ranks of Democrats.
Uriel would only enter their hosts to condemn and to destroy. Posted by: bonhomme at February 06, 2020 04:43 PM (9t0Zz) Of course his little brother Urkel will be glad to come over, smoke a blunt, and talk about the great times he had when he was President. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (Kpl3J) 162
After all, it's only math.
Addition isn't really math, it's just counting. 1, 2, 3, 4, ... 55 people sat in the Bernie corner. 1, 2, 3, 4, ... 72 people sat in the Buttigieg corner. OK, so that's 72 for Mayor Pete and 55 for Senator Commie. It's not even math. Posted by: Iowa at February 06, 2020 04:47 PM (gd9RK) 163
The Secret Service would never allow it. The President would be a dead man walking.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (CQ3Qb) 164
Hilary wants in that damn white house so bad. She'll play second fiddle but really call the shots
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (drs22) 165
Like I said yesterday, Milwaukee might want to get some extra firefighting equipment pronto.
Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (lBeMA) 166
To be fair, she at least managed to successfully block Comrade Bernie.
So she would be bringing something to the table. Besides cyanide. Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (vj2UT) 167
Why won't this woman just go away?
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (dUJdY) 168
Ukraineum
Posted by: Trump 2024 at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (WSVNe) Posted by: garrett at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM (T5qU9) 170
See? Biden kicks off. First Woman President! It's her turn!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 06, 2020 04:34 PM (vEIlU) Combined age: 149 Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (A3r0c) Posted by: Fallen Angel Marchosias at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (Ejm1K) 172
People pay good money to see the kind of humiliation of a woman that Trump would gladly dole out for free.
Posted by: ... at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (uEbPt) 173
Theory: Ellen and others in MSM ask her asinine questions like this because they have nothing else to talk about with her.
-- How's your husband (who loves separately and is known to have a sidepiece nicknamed "energizer bunny")? -- How's your boring, not so smart daughter who can only manage working for the family and her ugly brood? -- How are your hobbies of offing critics and taking payola from foreign tyrants? -- Do anything fun with your creepy pedo/criminal friends - the ones not in jail, dead, or being prosecuted? Are there any left? They have to pretend she's still relevant, still interesting, still has any sway in the party... Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (bDqIh) 174
1968 was a helluva year.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 Indeed. The first wisp of carpet on a Playmate in July. Posted by: J. Random Commenter at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (NP/9a) 175
Please let this happen. Bernie and AOC would be more vicious than any Republican.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:49 PM (g/u4p) 176
Hilary wants in that damn white house so bad. She'll play second fiddle but really call the shots
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:48 PM So like her time with Bill then. Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (lBeMA) 177
I just don't see her taking the booby prize.
Besides, which candidate would be willing to tempt fate knowing of the deeply weird and bad ends to a number of former Clinton associates? Posted by: weft cut-loop 41 at last count. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (fjZl+) 178
Do you think the Democrats hate or fear POTUS?
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo) 179
Yeah, not just one individual candidate, but have the Democrat nominee be a collective, to form a committee of co-presidents. A fag, an indian, an old bolshevik, a former vice president, and a businessman. Together they form Super President.
And only together can they defeat Trump. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 04:37 PM But only if they can combine and form the giant robot. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq) 180
"Try my hot sauce, Bernz."
Posted by: Hillary! at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (sWM8x) 181
we need a pool to pick riot day. winner gets the pot
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (JXKKq) Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh) Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (JoUsr) 185
Has Team Biden started blaring the phrase "South Carolina firewall", yet?
Posted by: mrp at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (Pqytn) 186
178 Do you think the Democrats hate or fear POTUS?
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo) Hate. He hasn't done anything to inspire fear. Yet. Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (So0JQ) 187
If Hillary Clinton were VP, we'd be treated to the spectacle of the FBI and SS being completely unable to explain how an intruder managed to kill the President in a botched robbery at the White House and escape undetected. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (AzW6q) 188
>>we need a pool to pick riot day. winner gets the pot
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh) 189
Oh good grief.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (NWiLs) 190
When asked why he was running, Trump said he didn't see anyone else running that could fix the country. He had to do it himself.
Posted by: Great Reagan's Deplorable Ghost at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (AJ/mV) 191
Just getting snippets of MSM "coverage" of Trump's appearance today, it seems there truly is no limit to the nonsense - it's literally becoming like North Korean state TV or a "press" announcement by the Iranian defense ministry.
Yeah yeah many have tuned them out. But still. It's so infuriating and depressing that a key unofficial institution of an open society has been destroyed. All the borrowed trouble and injustice and damage and opportunity cost of an America that is so, so uninformed and misinformed. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (El6T/) 192
"....I believe in serving my country...."
Beeyotch, please. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (JoUsr) To Serve America By Hillary Clinton Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (A3r0c) 193
Do you think the Democrats hate or fear POTUS?
Posted by: Jmel Hate. Until the 1st one is arrested. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (fjZl+) 194
Who is stupid enough to be the possessor of the 'heartbeat away from the presidency' for Hillary?
Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (xGZ+b) 195
Trump is definitely a patriot, but he made a big deal early on about running because he couldn't stand by any longer and watch the country spiral into mediocrity. He believed his ideas to fix the problems (ideas he had for decades as we found out) could make things better for people.
I remember around 2012 when Romney shit the bed hearing Trump several times on the radio when he called into various programs and talked about the political situation. He said exactly the same things then that he said 4 years later. The hosts would always ask him he if was going to run and he'd say I might run. If things don't get better I think I'll have to run because I can fix the problems. In retrospect those phone calls was Trump setting up a run by getting himself out there. I think the birth certificate thing (which was absolutely hilarious by the way I still remember the faces of those lib journos when Trump said it was a fake) was also Trump positioning himself to run. There's an interesting story I heard a couple of years ago about Trump and Melania watching the Ferguson riots on television and Melania turned to Trump and said now the country is ready for you. That's fairly dramatic but regardless Trump deciding to run was something he'd been setting up for a long time. I mean a serious run not flirting with the Reform Party thing he did way back. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (j3npP) 196
185. Watch for Deval Patrick to try and get some black support. I think Biden is fatally wounded, or nearly so.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (JRaU+) 197
Do you think the Democrats hate or fear POTUS?
Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo)'' they hate him and fear he will keep them out of power. They don't really fear anyone, they are Masters of the Universe in their minds. But it is power they crave. Same reason I believe in general we should be taking power back. Trump is doing a lot of that with regulations alone. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (n13/j) 198
I don't know if this has been mentioned, but Trump called out the phoney FISA court.
I was only able to catch a few minutes of the Trump on the radio and some of the comments. Employment sucks. I can't understand why the FNC isn't full of the trump tirade. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (gd9RK) 199
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-- How's your husband (who loves separately and is known to have a sidepiece nicknamed "energizer bunny")? i know it's a typo, but it made me laugh. Posted by: Anachronda at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (sGtp+) 200
I believe in America. America has made my fortune...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (Y8OTr) 201
October is going to be absolutely insane.
I wonder which MSM NPC is going to be the 1st one to have a complete, shit-smearing breakdown live on TV. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (VVbgV) 202
Insom, keeping my fingers crossed for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (g/u4p) 203
She has nothing else.
Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (bDqIh). You absolutely nailed it. The lust for power is the only thing that ever drove her. Without it, she has nothing, and her entire career of backstabbing, frontstabbing, and sidestabbing was all for nothing. Getting her hands on the levers of power is the only thing that justifies all of the sacrifice and humiliation (like being married to Bill.) Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (J+mig) 204
Watch for Deval Patrick to try and get some black support. I think Biden is fatally wounded, or nearly so.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (JRaU+) I am not going to be convinced until the SC primary I have seen these play too many times. Sell outs usually win Iowa, weirdos win New Hampshire, and the old school Dem wins SC. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (n13/j) 205
we need a pool to pick riot day. winner gets the pot
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh) --------- Okay, I'll take second day of the Dem convention. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (/669Q) 206
It sounds like a lot of hassle for second fiddle. Biden might take 4 years to stroek out. Bernie would tank with his base if hillary joined the ticket. Maybe VP for Buddigigi but then 2nd fiddle for the whole term. Run as pres... the far left base hates her as much as trump.
Now it would make sense from an influence peddling standpoint--restart the Clinton Foundation--but at her age and with her current wealth is it even worth it? Maybe to prevent future investigations... People are pushing the ideal but lazy ass Michelle Obama is more likely IMO, and this is a big stretch. But hubris... Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM (jdGlx) 207
204. That is fair enough. I am beginning to wonder if Biden actually goes to SC now, or finds a graceful way out. But you are right, SC is kind to establishment Dems.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (JRaU+) 208
When Trump wins in November, which journo will be first to call for his assassination live on the air? *pushes chips to the "Keith Olbermann* square* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (AzW6q) 209
>> Watch for Deval Patrick to try and get some black support. I think Biden is fatally wounded, or nearly so.
Think Deval got more votes than Yang in Iowa (like 16 to 15, but still). He's running ads, he's still technically running. Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (bDqIh) 210
173 Theory: Ellen and others in MSM ask her asinine questions like this because they have nothing else to talk about with her . . .
Posted by: Lizzy ___________________ Hey, DistHillary, why don't you show our audience some of your yoga routines? Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (9vQJW) 211
202 Insom, keeping my fingers crossed for you.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (g/u4p) Thank you! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (NWiLs) 212
I say again: this is the best primary season EVER.
I just want the folding chair concession at the Dem convention. Looking for something good to say, by comparison the Hindenburg turned out ... not so bad after all. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (6JYGT) 213
200 I believe in America. America has made my fortune...
Posted by: Hillary Clinton Some of us have done okay, nothing like you lot but okay, without arkancide and otherwise criminality. We even kinda accepted your husband 'cause he didn't screw things up too badly. Now you just go to hell, please. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (8erNz) 214
She has nothing else. Posted by: Lizzy ======= She's got a daughter and a couple of grandkids. She could take up a long-neglected hobby. She could go on a permanent shopping trip. But you're right, all that is actually nothing to her. The White House was everything -- an eff-you to all her enemies (especially Bill and Barack) to prove she could do it. I don't even think it's so much all the lost Things She Would Do if she were in there -- it's the sheer failure to get in. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (13CQC) 215
we need a pool to pick riot day. winner gets the pot
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention? Posted by: Lizzy Third day of Convention. It'll take the BernieBros that long to realize they are getting fucked. 1st day is a party. 2nd day shit gets real. Third day = fireworks. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (fjZl+) 216
The top of the ticket didn't kill himself the day before the election.
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,696 of ongoing coup against candidate/President-elect/President Trump 217
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When Trump wins in November, which journo will be first to call for his assassination live on the air? *pushes chips to the "Keith Olbermann* square* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice are we relaxing the qualifications for "journalist"? Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (FZYNt) 218
Heh! The Beast aint gonna settle for sloppy seconds. She/it wants to be Presdint.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (Bd48Y) 219
So I clicked the Ace store link and it just went to my Amazon front page.
The first thing on my recommended list was a Czech M10 gas mask with a notice that only 19 are left in stock. Do y'all know something I don't? Posted by: Big V at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (y/fJ4) 220
I wonder which MSM NPC is going to be the 1st one to have a complete, shit-smearing breakdown live on TV.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:53 PM (VVbgV) I look forward to the cast members of the View tearing a guest apart and eating him on live TV. Posted by: Vanya at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (A3r0c) 221
Oh and on the other end of the carnival the Warren campaign in NV is imploding. Pulled ad buys, now a large chunk of staff quit. (oh - women, and not white - in the new Nazi Germany/apartheid South Africa that is America to these idiot racists, THIS is the important detail)
FYI Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (El6T/) 222
When Trump wins in November, which journo will be first to call for his assassination live on the air?
*pushes chips to the "Keith Olbermann* square* Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (AzW6q) ------- Don LeMon. Or Cenk Wyghur or whatever his name is. I've got to write all this down. I'm not usually a betting person. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (/669Q) 223
I keep hearing how far ahead GropyJoe is in SC and the South is going to reject butboy and bern.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (g/u4p) 224
Hey, does anybody know where Dixville, um, Niche is? Got a map, it's from 1965 and got mustard stains on, it, kinda yellow. So it's near Vermont right? *angrily swats at an intern* No I can do this. See here, we go, um, up, I mean north, and then get the Interstate all the way to, shut up, I've got this, you wanna wrestle me? Huh? Where's DrJill? What kind of shampoo do you use, it smells nice. Come here. No, up, up, I mean north! That way.
Ok, here. Time for my nap.... Posted by: Joe Biden, Navigator of the No Malarkey Express at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (IttZ7) 225
The Clintons have absolutely destroyed their party. It's fallen so hard from the pre-'92 era that without a GOPe throwing them a lifeline like they always do, they've got a good chance of disintegrating.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (oVJmc) 226
Why is this disgusting woman still being interviewed? How is she relevant anymore?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (AFSld) 227
204. That is fair enough. I am beginning to wonder if Biden actually goes to SC now, or finds a graceful way out. But you are right, SC is kind to establishment Dems. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:55 PM (JRaU+) if that happens it is wide open for sure. I could even see bute edge edge doing well there unless they give up and vote Bernie. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (n13/j) 228
It seems like Hillary! has KNOWN her entire life she would be the first female POTUS. Obama beat her for a historic first, and then Trump beat her because she was entitled.
It is probably very difficult for her to accept the thing that she has KNOWN forever, is simply not to be. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (JRaU+) 229
Speaking of the View Meghan McCain once again brought up get father. I know I'm shocked too
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (drs22) 230
In other news, Donkeychompers has informed the world during House questioning that you can't really "pick yourself up by your bootstraps."
"It's impossible. It's a joke," she said. https://tinyurl.com/qpmr9dk Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (sWM8x) 231
Do you think the Democrats hate or fear POTUS? Posted by: Jmel at February 06, 2020 04:50 PM (OeWgo) ====== Hate. They know the Swamp will survive, so nothing to fear. Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (13CQC) 232
Wait, Joe Scarborough built a shrine to Bob Mueller in his freakin' living room. I'm changing my bet to Joe. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (AzW6q) 233
Why am I keeping my fingers crossed Insom? I must have missed something.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (dUJdY) 234
Question from the comments in the last thread:
How do you get away with just not paying a judgement against you by the court, re: Bidens brother. Posted by: Ktgreat at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (AD3JT) 235
Buttboy and Hillary! Get out the vote!
Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (qEujL) 236
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She's on her way to surpassing the Buffalo Bills. Posted by: t-bird at February 06, 2020 04:33 PM (1+J19) Wide right. Wide left. I think she has. Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (hKi6n) 237
The circus music hasn't stopped yet:
@jeffzeleny · 4h NEW: The Iowa Democratic Party did not have advance warning that @TomPerez was calling for a recanvass of the Iowa caucus results, two people familiar with the matter tell @CNN. Perez doesn't point out that the DNC has been running the show in Iowa for the last 48 hours. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (VVbgV) 238
227. Blacks will likely vote for someone, I doubt it will be Pete, but who knows. They are unlikely to sit it out, though, because they have such power in the primaries throughout the south, particularly SC.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (JRaU+) 239
Hey, does anybody know where Dixville, um, Niche is?
Got a map, it's from 1965 and got mustard stains on, it, kinda yellow. So it's near Vermont right? *angrily swats at an intern* No I can do this. See here, we go, um, up, I mean north, and then get the Interstate all the way to, shut up, I've got this, you wanna wrestle me? Huh? Where's DrJill? What kind of shampoo do you use, it smells nice. Come here. No, up, up, I mean north! That way. Ok, here. Time for my nap.... Posted by: Joe Biden, Navigator of the No Malarkey Express at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (IttZ7) we prefer to call it "notch". Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (n13/j) 240
So what would Bill be? First Vice Lady? First Vice Pervert?
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (4e+hS) 241
Wouldn't count on "brokered convention", or riots.
Odds are things will be settled out well before Milwaukee. The logic of the process, $$$, etc. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (El6T/) 242
Hillary Clinton's death is greatly overdue. Yeah, I'm a bad person, but you know what? She helped.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (l9m7l) 243
I just want the folding chair concession at the Dem convention.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2020 04:56 PM (6JYGT) -------- Yeah, it's all fun and games until they go Bobby Knight on you. Wear a suit of armor. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (/669Q) 244
I look forward to the cast members of the View tearing a guest apart and eating him on live TV.
Posted by: Vanya that could happen any day Meggie Mac skips breakfast Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (FZYNt) 245
>>>The first thing on my recommended list was a Czech M10 gas mask with a notice that only 19 are left in stock.
Um guys, we're still friends, right? Posted by: Slovakia at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (AFSld) 246
Speaking of the View Meghan McCain once again brought up get father. I know I'm shocked too
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at February 06, 2020 04:57 PM (drs22) Who would have been the 2nd vote to convict if here were still around. Posted by: Keith at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (jdGlx) 247
You owe us royalties, Hillary!
Posted by: The estates of Albert Broccoli and Ian Fleming at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (OUkUA) 248
Hello procurement? this is Pete in receiving ... no, St Peter at the front gate. Right, right, anywho, we haven*t seen anyone here in a couple of days and I was wondering if you could put me through to Uriel to see if theres... whats that? Dead? No, I said Uriel, U-r-i-e...wtf do you mean he killed himself?
Posted by: Clay ** Have you told a commie to fcuk off today? at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (GWDdA) 249
204 . . . and the old school Dem wins SC.
Posted by: Quint ___________ True. McCain won the SC primary in 2008. Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (9vQJW) 250
Clinton Foundation coffers need more sweet sweet offshore replenishment.
Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (WQZ1O) 251
@173
Well, The Deep State does seem to be run at the behest and benefit of the Clinton Crime family, the nexus if you will. So that would be something to bring up on one of these gab shows. Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (0keV9) 252
In retrospect those phone calls was Trump setting up a run by getting himself out there. I think the birth certificate thing (which was absolutely hilarious by the way I still remember the faces of those lib journos when Trump said it was a fake) was also Trump positioning himself to run.
SNIP . Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (j3npP) Trump tackling the Birth Certificate issue was a great gift to Republicans. Obama could have settled the issue at any time during either his candidacy or his presidency, but he chose not to do so because it was easier to have any Republican politician stumble over themselves trying to reconcile the truth with their base when a Democratic Operative (a/k/a a MSM Reporter) would ask them that question to knock them off their talking points. Trump took one for the team, taking all the heat, and stepping it up in true counter-puncher style, until Obama just released the info out of frustration that he couldn't shake Trump; he was a private citizen, and he didn't give a rip. IIRC, no one from the GOP ever thanked him for taking that heat for them. Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (iuFgi) 253
I always pictured hill's exosuit as that Stroggish dog thing in quake II that sucks your guts out until you die.
Posted by: banana Dream at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (r1BWX) 254
233 Why am I keeping my fingers crossed Insom? I must have missed something.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (dUJdY) Had a phone pre-interview this morning. Seemed to go well, hoping to hear about next steps soon. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (NWiLs) 255
Oh and on the other end of the carnival the Warren campaign in NV is imploding. Pulled ad buys, now a large chunk of staff quit. (oh - women, and not white - in the new Nazi Germany/apartheid South Africa that is America to these idiot racists, THIS is the important detail)
FYI Posted by: rhomboid Are they even going to have a candidate by convention time? Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM (fjZl+) 256
230 In other news, Donkeychompers has informed the world during House questioning that you can't really "pick yourself up by your bootstraps."
I'd love seeing AOC watching Road Runner cartoons. Her little brain would short-circuit. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (oVJmc) 257
that could happen any day Meggie Mac skips breakfast
Posted by: Rick in SK Which one? 9-10 am or 10-11 am? Posted by: Joe Mama at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (OUkUA) 258
Too bad Ed Schultz is gone. He would have been a shoe-in on the pool.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (So0JQ) 259
184 "....I believe in serving my country...."
Beeyotch, please. Posted by: Lady in Black at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (JoUsr) ---------- ....on a platter....to the highest bidder. Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (G0vdT) 260
Bernie sticker on a Tesla. In front of me at the stoplight.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (fjZl+) 261
You know what they say; when you're tired of life, put Hillary on the ticket as your running mate.
Posted by: Monty James at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (aNZO8) 262
258 Too bad Ed Schultz is gone. He would have been a shoe-in on the pool.
Posted by: Shit Happens Sgt Schultz is mort? Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (FZYNt) Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (s794k) 264
YAY Insomniac!! Definitely have fingers crossed and a prayer sent for you
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (dUJdY) 265
Bernie sticker on a Tesla. In front of me at the stoplight. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (fjZl+) ------- Please tell me it's a Tesla with a "FEEL THE BERN" sticker. Lie to me if you have to. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (AzW6q) 266
>>>"....I believe in serving my country...."
Beeyotch, please. Except her country is Ukraine and Qatar. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (AFSld) 267
Bernie sticker on a Tesla. In front of me at the stoplight.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 Shocking! Posted by: Joe Mama at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (OUkUA) 268
AOC is the monument to just how dumbed down so much of America is. Patty Murray and the late Chic Hecht no longer can rest easy. That Tlaib is also pretty stupid, and Omar too. Very dumb people. Appalling they have any role whatsoever in public life.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (El6T/) 269
>>I wonder which MSM NPC is going to be the 1st one to have a complete, shit-smearing breakdown live on TV.
Mika and Joe Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (bDqIh) 270
If Hillary is ever VP, the Secret Service will have to surround the President with 100 agent, 24/7.
Posted by: Hepcat at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (5b+Sr) 271
There's only one way Dicksville Notch can vote.
Posted by: Peter Bootyjuice at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (sWM8x) 272
I've heard Hillary's cackle many times, but today, I heard Nancy Pelosi's "laugh".
I don't know if I'll be able to sleep tonight. Posted by: jwest at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (U6f/q) 273
Please tell me it's a Tesla with a "FEEL THE BERN" sticker. Lie to me if you have to.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice Your the biggest I have ever had Posted by: Sandra Fluke at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (FZYNt) 274
You owe us royalties, Hillary!
Posted by: The estates of Albert Broccoli Never Say Never Again famously wasn't a Broccoli film. Posted by: that afternoon movie pedant at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (h5TKJ) Posted by: Miklos, with geometric logic at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (QzkSJ) 276
265
Bernie sticker on a Tesla. In front of me at the stoplight. Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:01 PM (fjZl+) I'd put a TRUMP sticker on our Tesla (yeah) but we're in California and my wife probably doesn't want it keyed. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz) 277
264 YAY Insomniac!! Definitely have fingers crossed and a prayer sent for you
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM (dUJdY) Thanks! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (NWiLs) 278
Medication has been doubled at MSNBC.
Posted by: Hepcat at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (5b+Sr) 279
Are they even going to have a candidate by convention time?
- Are they even going to have Iowa counted by convention time? Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (+y/Ru) 280
True. McCain won the SC primary in 2008.
Posted by: Furious George at February 06, 2020 04:59 PM (9vQJW) McCain won New Hampshire in 2000 and the party fave GWB stopped him cold in SC It was horribly divisive and dirty. But McCAin had to be stopped. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (n13/j) 281
Oh actually I'm wrong. Trump kept saying where's the birth certificate? It was because of Trump that Obama released it because Trump just kept showing up on tv talking about it lol. Even then trolling like a madman.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (j3npP) 282
>>>Never Say Never Again famously wasn't a Broccoli film.
It was, however, actually a decent film. At least I thought it was. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (AFSld) 283
Next thing you know Rep. Donkeychompers will be telling us you can't really swallow a camel!
Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (qEujL) 284
I'd put a TRUMP sticker on our Tesla (yeah) but we're in California and my wife probably doesn't want it keyed.
Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:03 PM (8erNz) -------- Just get the TRUMP sticker AND one of those South African flamethrower/car alarms. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (AzW6q) Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:04 PM (tkNkP) Posted by: Jewells45 at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (dUJdY) 287
Did that AOC video come out before or after the Babylon Bee story that had her strangling herself with her shoelaces?
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (AD3JT) 288
"I never say never because I believe in serving my country ..."
________ That's an incomplete sentence, Hillary. The implied ending is "... over to a foreign country, especially an enemy, for some of those millions in sweet, sweet filthy lucre." F*cking traitor.
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,696 of ongoing coup against candidate/President-elect/President Trump 289
Hillary must break the 7th seal...
Posted by: Allie at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (sW10E) 290
If the Washington Examiner is to be believed, Adam Schiff is being pushed forward by Chris Matthews as the Dem candidate for president:
https://tinyurl.com/wejyybw (link goes to the New Neo, so it's safe) Somehow I can't see Mrs. Bubba as Schiff-for-brains' VP. Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (pPNCa) Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (So0JQ) 292
238 227. Blacks will likely vote for someone, I doubt it will be Pete, but who knows. They are unlikely to sit it out, though, because they have such power in the primaries throughout the south, particularly SC.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:58 PM (JRaU+) Here in Texas there's a large black vote (especially on my side of the state) and it's been obvious for a long time that black voters turn out in big numbers when there's a candidate that makes a big deal out of personally appealing to them, or of course being one of them - but if that don't happen, they stay at home on election day. Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM (Kpl3J) Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (AFSld) Posted by: USDA Documentaries at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (OUkUA) 295
Who'd figure that Schultz would croak before that crackhead Beckel? Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (AzW6q) 296
what I did there was one upsmanship lol. just kidding but having that in my quiver was pretty cool
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (n13/j) 297
What's not to love about the Chinese model?
@dcexaminer 3m Things are getting worse in China. A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps. Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (VVbgV) 298
that could happen any day Meggie Mac skips breakfast
Posted by: Rick in SK Which one? 9-10 am or 10-11 am? Posted by: Joe Mama ,......... elevenses Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (so+oy) 299
>>>A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps.
I approve. Posted by: FDR at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (AFSld) 300
>>>Never Say Never Again famously wasn't a Broccoli film.
It was, however, actually a decent film. At least I thought it was. It had scantily clad unknown Kim Bassinger. Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (gd9RK) 301
Bumper sticker on an F-150 at the light, confederate flag, the word in its upper field, "Heritage."
In the field below, under the X, "Not Hate." Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (19x/N) 302
If Hillary would be Biden's vp, his life expectancy would be very short
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (s794k) 303
I cannot imagine her saying that. She is a twice failed Presidential candidate. If anyone chooses her, have her try every food first and have armed security at all times.
Hell I would lock a suicide vest on her and trigger it to go off if my heart beat stopped. Posted by: Picric at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (nonGu) 304
Incidentally, Never Say Never, Again was a great Bond movie. For me, as a mere boy, to see Sean Connery reprise his role as 007 was exciting. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (6YF1D) 305
"Next thing you know Rep. Donkeychompers will be telling us you can't really swallow a camel!"
Or pull a beam out of your own eye. Or, come to think of it... Jam a camel through the eye of a needle. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (tT0V4) 306
You're seeing now a veteran of 1,000 folding chair wars.
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar. Posted by: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry of the Empty Vaults at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (R1mcO) 307
A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 06, 2020 05:06 PM (VVbgV) ----- Saw a video of heathen Chinee soldiers grabbing someone off the street and shoving them into a box in the back of a pickup. Surreal. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (AzW6q) 308
Oh and on the other end of the carnival the Warren
campaign in NV is imploding. Pulled ad buys, now a large chunk of staff quit. (oh - women, and not white - in the new Nazi Germany/apartheid South Africa that is America to these idiot racists, THIS is the important detail) FYI Posted by: rhomboid Are they even going to have a candidate by convention time? Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM --- If warren drops out, sanders gets her people by default. No way the dnc can bugger numbers that big. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (JUOKG) 309
>>>It had scantily clad unknown Kim Bassinger.
Yes, and Klaus Maria Brandauer was a terrific villain. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (AFSld) 310
A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps.
Posted by: weft cut-loop Aka 6 days to build "hospital". Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (fjZl+) 311
She must be incredibly confident in the Democrat party's ability to steal or fake 20 million extra votes to even think about doing this.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (KB5yB) 312
Brother subbing for Jessie Watters is slapping the stupid outta Juan.
Posted by: BluesFish at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (WQZ1O) 313
>>
Next thing you know Rep. Donkeychompers will be telling us you can't really swallow a camel! And why are you trying to get my goat when I don't even have a goat? Or is it, like, when I'm doing goat yoga, because that's, um, new and stuff, so why have you been trying steal my imaginary goat - that sounds like a PETA thing. . . Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (bDqIh) 314
290 If the Washington Examiner is to be believed, Adam Schiff is being pushed forward by Chris Matthews as the Dem candidate for president:
https://tinyurl.com/wejyybw (link goes to the New Neo, so it's safe) Last year, remember, some of Progda were openly dazzled at the thought of Michael Avenetti running for President. I wouldn't sweat the Schiff stuff. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (sy5kK) 315
Bumper sticker on an F-150 at the light, confederate flag, the word in its upper field, "Heritage."
In the field below, under the X, "Not Hate." Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (19x/N) The one I like says "You wear your X. I wear mine." Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (So0JQ) 316
"Love of country"
"Patriotic duty" "Public service" .... "Now I gotta go fix all the shit you assclowns have been fucking up for the last half century, just so I can have a decent country to make money in. Fuckers." Yeah. I like the last guy. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (Ct55T) 317
Just get the TRUMP sticker AND one of those South African flamethrower/car alarms.
It's got a thing that snaps pictures of people getting close in front of the car, but not sides/rear. And why Tesla? 3.2 seconds 0-60 and every bit of it usable all the time. It's a f'n rocket. I don't give a shit about CO2, but it slams you back in the seat with a stupid grin every time your foot goes down. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:08 PM (8erNz) Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (88+cf) 319
AOC is "popular" in certain circles nationally and gets a lot of air time.. But she apparently is polling poorly in her district. Some think she could be primaried out. Any New Yorkers here care to opine on what they're hearing?
Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (tkNkP) 320
318 we need a pool to pick riot day. winner gets the pot
How much pot are we talkin? Posted by: Roland THTG at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (88+cf) Jack? Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (iuFgi) 321
Sgt Schultz is mort?
Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 05:02 PM Yep, about a year and a half ago. He was a local *conservative* host & sports play-by-play guy here in Fargo before he decided he had a better niche as a national-market liberal than as a local-market conservative. Posted by: ptschett at February 06, 2020 05:09 PM (uHE/j) 322
The long vs crossbow debate is rekindled: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974253 A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) 323
196 185. Watch for Deval Patrick to try and get some black support. I think Biden is fatally wounded, or nearly so.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 06, 2020 04:52 PM (JRaU+) ------ One Bain Capital guy was enough for lifetime. Posted by: Groundhog at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (VYwSh) 324
Kim Bassinger.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (gd9RK) One of the most beautiful women in the world... Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (dLLD6) 325
"Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are
expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death." I've never commented on this blog before, but holy shit this line killed me. Much like Uriel, the Angel of Death. And Hillary. Posted by: Atcguy at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (ruRu5) 326
If you're gonna have a demon virus break out, best to do it in a repressive totalitarian hellhole like China.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (Ct55T) 327
Things are getting worse in China. A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps. Never mind that big pit, comrade, we're putting in a swimming pool... Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (oVJmc) 328
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) Man, no good deed goes unpunished! Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (iuFgi) 329
There's no way this fat bag of moldy mothballs, vodka, and spare parts could possibly survive the campaign trail.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (KB5yB) 330
Here in Texas there's a large black vote (especially on my side of the state) and it's been obvious for a long time that black voters turn out in big numbers when there's a candidate that makes a big deal out of personally appealing to them, or of course being one of them - but if that don't happen, they stay at home on election day.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:05 PM I'm currently available. Posted by: R. "Demetrius" O'Rourke at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (NP/9a) 331
If you're gonna have a demon virus break out, best to do it in a repressive totalitarian hellhole like China.
Tom Friedman agrees! Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (oVJmc) 332
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
After impeachment acquittal, Bill Clinton was "profoundly sorry." Trump not so much. - That's because while BJ deserved impeachment, the accusations against Trump were bullshit! Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (+y/Ru) 333
I wouldn't sweat the Schiff stuff.
I'm not sweating it; I'm LOLing at the thought of Schiff and Hilldawg on the Dem ticket. Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (pPNCa) 334
"I never say never because I believe in
++++++++++++ FIFH Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (I2dne) 335
just joking around. But SC has always been the firewall for both parties. Well maybe not always but for a good couple of decades at least. Iowa is the disaster we just saw the other night. New Hampshire is probably a really nice state but there is so much retail politicking it can go any way and usually to the weirdo. SC is old school for both parties. That is usually where the party makes a stand.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (n13/j) 336
No candidate will ask her b/c you can't find reliable food tasters anywhere these days.
Posted by: Rasputin at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (gtKRu) 337
Juan Williams is delusional. I can't believe that he believes half the crap he spouts. It's got to be for the show.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3) 338
If the chinese were smart, they'd be experimenting virus drugs on all those muslims they're re-educating. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (6YF1D) 339
The long vs crossbow debate is rekindled:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7974253 A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) Maybe it was a mercy kill? You don't wanna live without a larynx, bro. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (Ct55T) 340
Can you even imagine how fast the president would commit suicide after assuming office with an HRC VP? It'd make Epstein look like molasses in winter.
Posted by: BiggieRealSmalls at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (ckQml) 341
102 She's a bollard of strength for our nation.
My favorite part of the last Presidential campaign - where Hillary's staff rounded up the reporters and told them that they can't go anywhere - Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (JXKKq) 342
Actually I think the best ticket ever would be Bernie and Pocahantas.
The pa and the squaw. The flake and the fake. The commie and the swami. The sickle and the tomahawk. And all the arm waving!! Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (qEujL) 343
337 Juan Williams is delusional. I can't believe that he believes half the crap he spouts. It's got to be for the show.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3) He's a walking hot take that's been in the fridge overnight and microwaved about 30s not long enough. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (Ct55T) 344
One of the most beautiful women in the world...
This requires evaluation. I'll pay for the hotel room. And the oil. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8erNz) 345
>>One of the most beautiful women in the world...
Seconded about Basinger. She just married poorly. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (AFSld) 346
Trust me, she does say never.
Posted by: Bill at February 06, 2020 04:32 PM (1+J19) Yeah, never stop!!! Posted by: Huma's Strap-on at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (jjaLl) 347
342 Actually I think the best ticket ever would be Bernie and Pocahantas.
The pa and the squaw. The flake and the fake. The commie and the swami. The sickle and the tomahawk. And all the arm waving!! Posted by: Caliban at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (qEujL) Why / How Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (Ct55T) 348
Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death. Two of those three will assume room temperature by the time of the convention. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: Rick in SK at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (FZYNt) 350
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) I will never own a dog that has a legit shot of kicking my ass. Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM (So0JQ) 351
If warren drops out, sanders gets her people by default. No way the dnc can bugger numbers that big.
Challenge accepted. Posted by: Stupordelegates at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (iys0/) 352
==Are they even going to have a candidate by convention time?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:00 PM== I asked a question of some D colleagues yesterday about if they thought there'd be a brokered convention. They clumsily but effectively avoided the issue by discovering they had to be some place else right then. Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (tkNkP) 353
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) wth? So many questions. one is did the almost total gun ban kill this guy? And two, how dumb and reckless was the neighbor? Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (n13/j) 354
Alright guys....Let's just say for conversation that my "relationship" with Corn Pop was of a ......sexual nature.
How do you like me now? Posted by: JOE BIDEN at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (lMn1U) 355
At least "The Five" has a couple true conservatives, every show.
All little Bret gives on his Special Report panel is Mollie, and not every show. Posted by: Les Kinetic at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (19x/N) 356
A top official has ordered authorities go house-to-house and send those infected to quarantine internment camps.
- Bring out your dead! And mostly dead!x Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (+y/Ru) 357
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) ... We need to have a national conversation (TM) about dangerous breeds. Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yL25O) 358
302 If Hillary would be Biden's vp, his life expectancy would be very short
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:07 PM (s794k) Yep. First time Joe went to sniff Hillary's hair Huma would slap the shit outta him. Posted by: tbodie at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (FE+I8) 359
Mauled by pitbulls and then shot by crossbow? In England?
With that luck, I'm going with "Jeremy Corbyn." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (AzW6q) 360
Juan Williams is delusional. I can't believe that he believes half the crap he spouts. It's got to be for the show.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3) Hey, you gotta do what ya gotta do. Posted by: Juan's accountant and wealth manager at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x) 361
357 A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) ... We need to have a national conversation (TM) about dangerous breeds. Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yL25O) And bad aim. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NWiLs) 362
I will never own a dog that has a legit shot of kicking my ass.
Posted by: Shit Happens at February 06, 2020 05:13 PM --- We had a 100 pound Akita that would have killed anyone messing with my wife. He was a good security dog when I was out driving a truck. Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (JUOKG) 363
we need a pool to pick riot day. winner gets the pot
Day after Super Tuesday? First day of the Democrat convention? Posted by: Lizzy at February 06, 2020 04:51 PM (bDqIh) --------- Okay, I'll take second day of the Dem convention. Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe2020 at February 06, 2020 04:54 PM Dang, that was my pick! Can we split the pot? Posted by: Minnfidel at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (lBeMA) 364
344 One of the most beautiful women in the world...
This requires evaluation. I'll pay for the hotel room. And the oil. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:12 PM (8erNz) The only way to judge if a woman is TRULY beautiful? Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning. The rest can be due to good packaging and makeup. Posted by: Don Quixote at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN) 365
"Bumper sticker on an F-150 at the light, confederate flag, the word in its upper field, "Heritage."
In the field below, under the X, "Not Hate." " Ever see South Carolina's "Sons of Confederate Veterans" plates. I wish I were qualified to get one. Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (tT0V4) Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (pNxlR) Posted by: It's me donna at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (6XlcD) 368
man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) oops Posted by: JoeF. at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (CqE5x) 369
306 You're seeing now a veteran of 1,000 folding chair wars.
I've been living on the edge so long, where the winds of Limbo roar. My energy's spent at last And my armor is destroyed I have used up all my weapons and I'm helpless and bereaved Wounds are all I'm made of Did I hear you say "with a cloth?" Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (JXKKq) 370
337 Juan Williams is delusional. I can't believe that he believes half the crap he spouts. It's got to be for the show.
Posted by: Pete Seria at February 06, 2020 05:11 PM (7ZQe3) He's gotta spout the Dem line, no matter how stupid it is. That's his role. Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (d6Ksn) 371
Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning.
The rest can be due to good packaging and makeup. Posted by: Don Quixote at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (NgKpN) True love is waking up with a shoulder covered in drool and not minding so much. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (Ct55T) 372
>>Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning.
What if they're always gone in the morning... through the window...with my money? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AFSld) 373
By the end of the year Biden will never know where he is. If he should be elected he would be the first occupant of the White House to need an ankle bracelet to ensure he doesn't wander.
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (s794k) 374
I don't tell this story usually, because for some reason it embarrasses Hunter. But Hunter was a butt-baby. No reason to be ashamed of that in this day and age. Yup, he's a butt-baby. Got knocked up with him during the Stonewall Riots. I don't know which one of the Village People is the father, but all of those brave, costumed queens stuck it to me during our historic stand for gay rights. Word as a Biden. Posted by: Joe Biden at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AzW6q) 375
357 A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) ... We need to have a national conversation (TM) about dangerous breeds. Posted by: TexasDan at February 06, 2020 05:14 PM (yL25O) Clearly Great Britain is in need of Crossbow control. But must have been an immigrant, otherwise the superior Longbow would have been used. Posted by: Don Quixote at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (NgKpN) 376
facebook and instagram have now censored Censored.TV. We're watching the brave new world unfold. Trump's people have got to get their act together. You can't tell me there's nothing we can do. The FCC, DOJ, nobody can do anything?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (H8QX8) 377
The pa and the squaw.
--- Mollie Hemingway called her a Pretendian in the piece JJ linked this morning. That was a new one on me. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (sWM8x) 378
Can I be in the pool that the convention gets burned down after day 1?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (g/u4p) 379
I am looking at this election season like a late night TV add.
"But wait, there's more!" Posted by: Picric at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (nonGu) 380
Wait, there exist people who expect Trump to apologize?
LOLGF Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 06, 2020 05:15 PM (pNxlR) Trump would never apologize, but even if he did, the next thing would be. "So you lied about making a perfect call?! We must impeach!" Posted by: JoeF. at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (CqE5x) 381
I will never own a dog that has a legit shot of kicking my ass.
One of our four is a 15lb rat terrier. His history was troublesome, I'm not sure how the rescue people got him out of the central Californa desert. He's a desert dog. He wants to be under blankets, under bedding, every minute he can. And, love him as I do, he's still a nasty snarling little bastard sometimes when you're trying to get him out of the covers. One minute he's nipping at you, next minute he's licking you. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (8erNz) 382
372 >>Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning.
What if they're always gone in the morning... through the window...with my money? Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AFSld) You get what you pay for. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (Ct55T) 383
Mauled by pitbulls and then shot by crossbow? In England?
With that luck, I'm going with "Jeremy Corbyn." Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice I prefer a narwhal tusk, I favor the old ways. Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (FTlwv) 384
We need more pitbull-mauling and cross-bow death stories, dammit.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (El6T/) 385
Bassinger always seemed too squinty eyed to me.
I like the more round puppy dog eyes like Zooey, who's my snugly luby pooms. Yall people snickering right now can fuck off. Get off my lawn. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (+dsLj) 386
Yes, and Klaus Maria Brandauer was a terrific villain.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 * * Any acting teacher could do a lot worse than to screen Brandauer's performance and say to his students, "There. That is how you do it." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2020 05:18 PM (Ejm1K) 387
I have decided that the ticket for 2020 will be
Little Mike/Big Mike =====>! Because I am a genius. Posted by: Little Mike at February 06, 2020 05:18 PM (C6xeQ) 388
Wait, there exist people who expect Trump to apologize?
************ He did apologize, to his family for what they had to ensure, and to Utah for Mitt Romney. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (+dsLj) 389
Hillary Clinton's primary opponents for the Vice President slot are expected to be Kirstin Gillibrand, Senator from New York, Cory Booker, Senator from New Jersey, and Uriel, the Angel of Death.
----- We draw the veil of good taste over Urinal, the Angel of Incontinence. Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (jW9oF) 390
I like the more round puppy dog eyes like Zooey, who's my snugly luby pooms.
Yall people snickering right now can fuck off. Get off my lawn. Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 * * I have the odd desire to simultaneously protect Zooey Deschanel from danger and to take her to bed for days. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (Ejm1K) 391
Can I be in the pool that the convention gets burned down after day 1?
Posted by: Ben Had Bastards better not come out against me again.--God Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (FTlwv) 392
I once had a sick possum scratching at my door late at night. The sound was early as hell and this was a a glass door so I could see it. I didn't know what to do but this huge ugly thing was pulling Damien type stuff.
I grabbed a compound bow and went outside to confront the beast. Before let an arrow fly I thought better of the whole thing. Do I really want to send an arrow downrange (another yard) if I miss? ok, this has nothing to do with the previously mentioned situation. The guy was trying to help I guess. But damn, a crossbow? That is on the UK and that guy though I bet he is miserable and there is no reason to pile on. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (n13/j) 393
>>>Any acting teacher could do a lot worse than to screen Brandauer's performance and say to his students, "There. That is how you do it."
Agreed. Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (AFSld) 394
The crossbow thing was in Massachusetts. The DM has a big presence here. You'll note they have both a US and UK home page. According to the story, the dead man had barricaded himself in a room, trying to get away from the dogs. The neighbor came the house, hearing the commotion and shot at one of the dogs. The bolt went through the door and struck the man inside behind it, killing him. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (rCwaK) 395
361 357 A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:10 PM (rCwaK) I suddenly had a vision of a man laying on the ground, surrounded by 3 dachsunds, and his neighbor standing there with the crossbow saying "Ooopsie". Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (Kpl3J) 396
One minute he's nipping at you, next minute he's licking you. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:17 PM (8erNz) ----- Sounds like WD! Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (MVjcR) 397
I can't imagine crossbows are legal in the UK....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:20 PM (Ct55T) 398
I suddenly had a vision of a man laying on the ground, surrounded by 3 dachsunds, and his neighbor standing there with the crossbow saying "Ooopsie".
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 06, 2020 05:19 PM (Kpl3J) As he saunters into his neighbor's shed and takes his weed whacker back. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (Ct55T) 399
Again, this happened here in Mass, not the UK. The DM has its own US operation. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (rCwaK) 400
The only way to judge if a woman is TRULY beautiful?
Is how she looks waking in your arms, the next morning. Posted by: Don Quixote --- During college, this was an unknown experience for me. I did however wake up once or twice with an arm chewed off underneath me. Posted by: Tonypete at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (Y4EXg) 401
WEasel, have you hit 50 yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (g/u4p) 402
I once had a sick possum scratching at my door late at night. The sound was early as hell and this was a a glass door so I could see it. I didn't know what to do but this huge ugly thing was pulling Damien type stuff. I grabbed a compound bow and went outside to confront the beast. Before let an arrow fly I thought better of the whole thing. Do I really want to send an arrow downrange (another yard) if I miss? ok, this has nothing to do with the previously mentioned situation. The guy was trying to help I guess. But damn, a crossbow? That is on the UK and that guy though I bet he is miserable and there is no reason to pile on. Posted by: Quint It's situations like these that make me consider keeping one of those CO2 pellet pistols handy. Or whatever they are. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (6YF1D) 403
I like the more round puppy dog eyes like Zooey, who's my snugly luby pooms.
Look, dude, there's people out there watching this shit saying 'Oh, look at these people, a Kim Basinger/Zooey Deschanel threesome, they're yucky, why aren't they aren't they on the stand with Harvey?' Never mind we're completely right, and it's something God ordained for the righeous. But we just need to keep it down a...oh, I guess I failed on that. Posted by: JEM at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (8erNz) 404
I snapped a photo the other day and just just now to turn it into the very first new zomblog post in over a year: http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=2183 The Progressive Stack As It Now Stands "... The sign lists the progressive stack rankings as of February 2020 like so: # Take Care of Muslim Black Women Queer Latinx Native Immigrant P.O.C. Trans Disabled L.G.B.T.Q.+ Low Income Activist Refugee Undocumented Incarcerated Friends, Family & Community." It's a perfect example of what is known as the "progressive stack," a ranked hierarchy of minority groups, with those deemed to be the most oppressed given the highest status. When the term "progressive stack" first appeared a few years ago, it specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white men. But disputes arose as to which minorities got to speak ahead of which other minorities, so a formalized ranking of minority demographics evolved, with those higher on the list getting priority over those lower down. (Needless to say, white cisgendered able-bodied straight men by definition are at the very bottom of the progressive stack, and are ranked so low that they are always excluded from the list altogether.) From its humble beginnings as a guide for who gets to cut in line for the microphone at socialist gatherings, the progressive stack has evolved into a new caste system, a complete re-ordering of social classes intended to reverse historical mainstream norms, with straight people, white people and men now deemed to be the new Untouchables. ...etc., in classic zombietime style! Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ySK7x) 405
Azrael, not Uriel.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (CPk08) 406
jinx, well done!
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (g/u4p) 407
God: "It's Biden's time, need to send one of you down to take him."
Angels: "Which one of us should do it, God?" God: "Wait a minute, cancel that...Joe just picked Hillary to be his VP..." Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (32YRo) 408
just just now = decided just now
Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (ySK7x) 409
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
_____ Say what you will about cats. They wait until you are dead to eat you. Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (vj2UT) 410
I'm helping!
Posted by: Ralph Wiggum Reloading His Crossbow at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (iys0/) 411
401 WEasel, have you hit 50 yet?
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (g/u4p) -------- If not, we're pretty close to it. Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (MVjcR) 412
The Donks ought to go whole hog and hire Ed Wood to direct this campaign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+y/Ru) 413
The next person who says the Romney has courage, gets it in the neck.
We didn't ask him to pass moral judgment. Besides the fact, that ain't his job. He was asked to render a verdict as a matter of law and constitution based on the facts. This wasn't even close. Most people understand this as an intellectual matter. They see the same evidence and it's plain as day the president wasn't guilty, and furthermore this was purely political. Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (xx41w) 414
Man on Couch: "So in my dream, I was walking along when a pack of pitbulls attacked me and were about to kill me. Then a Good Samaritan showed up with a crossbow and tried to kill the pitbulls, but he shot me instead and I died."
Psychiatrist: "Florida Man, you're ghey." Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (sWM8x) 415
407 God: "It's Biden's time, need to send one of you down to take him."
Angels: "Which one of us should do it, God?" God: "Wait a minute, cancel that...Joe just picked Hillary to be his VP..." Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:22 PM (32YRo) "Oh, for My sake...." Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (Ct55T) 416
The neighbor came the house, hearing the commotion and shot at one of the dogs. The bolt went through the door and struck the man inside behind it, killing him. Posted by: publius What's that saying? The road to Hell is paved with good intentions? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D) 417
What's that saying?
The road to Hell is paved with good intentions? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D) And crossbows. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Ct55T) 418
Juan Williams is delusional. I can't believe that he believes half the crap he spouts. It's got to be for the show. Posted by: Pete Seria
All the "panels" are pre programmed reality shows. Posted by: corn and beans at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (tkNkP) 419
412
The Donks ought to go whole hog and hire Ed Wood to direct this campaign. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+y/Ru) Not weird enough. Posted by: Zombie Fellini at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (CPk08) 420
once had a sick possum scratching at my door
late at night. The sound was early as hell and this was a a glass door so I could see it. I didn't know what to do but this huge ugly thing was pulling Damien type stuff. I grabbed a compound bow and went outside to confront the beast. Before let an arrow fly I thought better of the whole thing. Do I really want to send an arrow downrange (another yard) if I miss? ok, this has nothing to do with the previously mentioned situation. The guy was trying to help I guess. But damn, a crossbow? That is on the UK and that guy though I bet he is miserable and there is no reason to pile on. Posted by: Quint It's situations like these that make me consider keeping one of those CO2 pellet pistols handy. Or whatever they are. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:21 PM (6YF1D) for this thing, it would have to be on hell of a pellet pistol. I guess the thing finally moved on. I was seriously going to let a broadhead fly in the middle of the night. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (n13/j) 421
OT:
On a Christian podcast that I listen to occasionally, a gal talking about the soft-core-porn Half Time show said that Jeffrey Epstein "did not kill himself, by the way." Hah! Totally caught me off guard. New found respect for Jennifer. Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (xptlg) 422
The Donks ought to go whole hog and hire Ed Wood to direct this campaign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 06, 2020 05:23 PM (+y/Ru) Not weird enough. Posted by: Zombie Fellini at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (CPk0 They've got more of a Lars von Trier vibe these days, anyway. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (Ct55T) 423
Weasel, i'm betting you break 100
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (g/u4p) 424
What's that saying? The road to Hell is paved with good intentions? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D) And crossbows. Posted by: Warai-otoko And bad aim. And lawyers. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (6YF1D) 425
A man was killed by a crossbow fired by a neighbor trying to save the man from being mauled by pitbulls.
Obviously, we need sensible crossbow reform. Yesterday. Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (SRRAx) 426
423 Weasel, i'm betting you break 100
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (g/u4p) ------ Maybe! Thanks for your help, by the way. Posted by: Weasel at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (MVjcR) 427
424
What's that saying? The road to Hell is paved with good intentions? Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:24 PM (6YF1D) And crossbows. Posted by: Warai-otoko And bad aim. And lawyers. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (6YF1D) Now wait just a goddamn minute! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs) 428
"When the term "progressive stack" first appeared a few years ago, it
specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white men." Ironically, the most important speaker at events is usually last. Though I suppose this oppressive tool of the patriarchy will be swept away once the SJW's figure that out. Posted by: Ripley at February 06, 2020 05:27 PM (MxEKc) 429
And lawyers.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM (6YF1D) Now wait just a goddamn minute! Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:26 PM (NWiLs) They're all hitchhiking back up topside after they beat the 'rap. Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:27 PM (Ct55T) 430
for this thing, it would have to be on hell of a pellet pistol. I guess the thing finally moved on. I was seriously going to let a broadhead fly in the middle of the night.
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM Suppressed lever, bolt or pump .22 rifle is your friend. Sub-sonic ammo, frangible FTW. Posted by: Col Cooper at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (OUkUA) 431
I highly recommend a scoped, Air gun. You can get it by mail. Get a good one.
You might need to shoot squirrels with it one day. Yes, the scope is actually useful. If you use the right pellets, it'll reach out and touch a tree rat from far enough away that you need a scope. Posted by: simplemind at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (C6xeQ) 432
Weasel, I've put your door prizes in production.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (g/u4p) 433
What if they're always gone in the morning... through the window...with my money?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 06, 2020 05:16 PM (AFSld) +++++++++++ Buy a safe? Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (I2dne) 434
428 "When the term "progressive stack" first appeared a few years ago, it
specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white men." Ironically, the most important speaker at events is usually last. Though I suppose this oppressive tool of the patriarchy will be swept away once the SJW's figure that out. Posted by: Ripley Great point! I think I'll add it to the post, I'm so impressed! Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (ySK7x) 435
Tucker Carlson brushed Romney away like a gnat. Wouldn't mention his name, just posted a picture of him photoshopped with a beret and a mustache.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (H8QX8) Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (PkVlr) 437
Nancy thought her week started off bad. Now Leftists on teh Twatter are ripping her for meeting with interim president Guaido instead of bowing down to Maduro's right to rule. They're vowing to primary her. LOL
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at February 06, 2020 05:30 PM (BRpqW) 438
Never mind we're completely right, and it's something God ordained for the righeous.
But we just need to keep it down a...oh, I guess I failed on that. ************************* I lolzzed Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 06, 2020 05:30 PM (+dsLj) 439
Mitt Romney is the political equivalent of a hair clog.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:30 PM (Ct55T) 440
Turns out I don't need no fancy new background checks or nuthin', if'n I want to go in and buy me some ammo (CA). Buying the the Model 1866 repro last year automatically put me in the system.
Don't buy ammo, so kind of academic (reload). But I learned that today. But the damn store didn't have the reloading accessories I need. Trying to support brick/mortar gub business, but to no avail. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:31 PM (El6T/) 441
for this thing, it would have to be on hell of a
pellet pistol. I guess the thing finally moved on. I was seriously going to let a broadhead fly in the middle of the night. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:25 PM Suppressed lever, bolt or pump .22 rifle is your friend. Sub-sonic ammo, frangible FTW. Posted by: Col Cooper at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (OUkUA) agreed Jeff. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:31 PM (n13/j) Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (0keV9) 443
Weasel, if you need some customized, signed by the artiste shivs, I know someone.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (NP/9a) 444
Romney does restore one's lack of faith in humanity. So there's that.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (El6T/) 445
OT: Trump trying to save McSally's job.
@realDonaldTrump Nevada, I hear you on Yucca Mountain and my Administration will RESPECT you! Congress and previous Administrations have long failed to find lasting solutions - my Administration is committed to exploring innovative approaches - I'm confident we can get it done! Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 05:32 PM (G0vdT) 446
436 Mitt is the democrats therapy weasel
Gutfeld Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (PkVlr) The one true weasel is the golden scalpweasel, and PDT is its prophet. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (NWiLs) 447
They're all hitchhiking back up topside after they beat the 'rap.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 06, 2020 05:27 PM (Ct55T) God: "Now wait a me-damn minute!" Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (32YRo) 448
Ooops, McSally is Arizona.
Posted by: WisRich at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (G0vdT) 449
Mitt is the democrats therapy weasel
Gutfeld Posted by: Nurse ratched at February 06, 2020 05:29 PM (PkV ********** Nailed it! Posted by: redridinghood at February 06, 2020 05:33 PM (wiXsO) 450
For the festering boil from Utah, as Yul Brenner as Pharaoh said of Moses, "Let his name be stricken from record!" and never said again. I will allow Slick Willard, though. Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (rCwaK) 451
When the term "progressive stack" first appeared a few years ago, it
specifically referred to the waiting list for speakers at left-wing meetings, with minorities being allowed to speak first ahead of white men." Ironically, the most important speaker at events is usually last. Though I suppose this oppressive tool of the patriarchy will be swept away once the SJW's figure that out. Posted by: Ripley **** So...not Dem chicks with nice sweater puppies? Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (knN6T) 452
I highly recommend a scoped, Air gun. You can get it by mail. Get a good one.
You might need to shoot squirrels with it one day. Yes, the scope is actually useful. If you use the right pellets, it'll reach out and touch a tree rat from far enough away that you need a scope. Posted by: simplemind at February 06, 2020 05:28 PM (C6xeQ) i realize they have some that can push some serious fps. Really we all should have one for specific circumstances. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (n13/j) 453
New paragraph in my post, just added:
"Ironically, at traditional meetings and performances, the early speakers are considered unimportant "warm-up acts," while the most important speaker is always the climactic last speaker -- so the leftists who devised the progressive stack as a guide for who gets to speak "first" unwittingly reinforced old-fashioned values, by ensuring that white people always got the final say. Ooops!" Posted by: zombie at February 06, 2020 05:34 PM (ySK7x) 454
Let the name of Mitt be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Mitt be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time. So shall it be written. So shall it be done.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs) 455
@445
If Trump wants to win the west, he needs to appoint a commission to devise a plan to give back federal lands to the western states. That might net him Oregon and Washington as well as other states. Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9) Posted by: Diogenes at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (knN6T) Posted by: Sphynx at February 06, 2020 05:36 PM (rXie1) 458
Let the name of Mitt be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Mitt be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time. So shall it be written. So shall it be done.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (NWiLs) "I know the Dems are your people, but must you wallow with them?" Posted by: Boswell at February 06, 2020 05:36 PM (32YRo) 459
Oh god. I'm watching the vid. She said "we need someone to get the country back on track" again. That's what she was saying when she told us she was going to "take things from us." Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 06, 2020 05:36 PM (13CQC) 460
I live... again!...
Posted by: Undead Slightly More Evil Hillary in Army of Darkness at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (CGB5H) 461
I am not sure what is left to say
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (85Gof) 462
> No one in their right mind would name Hillary as their VP.
Exactly so. Not even Swalwell, Waters, or AOC would be that stupid. Posted by: Guy What Has a Rhyming Dictionary at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (qUFPp) 463
How do I know that Mitt's lying about the praying for guidance?
Because we all knew what he was going to do before any of it happened. Apparently God told him to do what he was going to do all along, isn't that convenient? Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (oVJmc) 464
Again as a public service I recommend, when enjoying the flaming-clown-boner CF that is the Dem primary process now, to view the following, to enrich the experience:
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yx3bunoz (scene from Lawrence of Arabia - the Arab National Council in Damascus) Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (El6T/) 465
Mandela sign language guy on Mitt. Extended middle finger while palm slapping middle of upraised arm.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 06, 2020 05:37 PM (g/u4p) 466
Is there a bus big enough to carry her extra Depends and liquor stock . . . ?
Posted by: Dr_No at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (mu5GU) 467
O/T question about Wuhan. There's footage out there of trucks and gangs of men in spacesuits spraying down the city. What are they using? Is it basically Lysol or some general disinfectant or something?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne) 468
Sad to hear about the suicide of (insert person who has Hilliary as VP). Hard to believe he/she was able to commit suicide by beating himself/herself with a baseball bat. Thoughts and prayers.
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (gL/cc) 469
Heavy and slow such as a cross bow bolt are a likely reason for overpenetration. The old .45/70 Springfield Trapdoor fired a really heavy chunk of lead at little more than handgun velocity. Worked to kill even buffalo ok. .45 ACP ball ammo is enough to kill horses despite it being around a .32 S&W Long in velocity.
For critters, either a .22 magnum or .32 S&W Long/.32 ACP will do just fine for possums, squirrels, skunks, and other assorted varmints with not much muss and little fuss if you go to the .32 cartridges. .22LR is a bit light but can work if shot placement is excellent. These cartridges work on human varmints too but shot placement is critical as these are suboptimal rounds. Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (EUDB2) Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (4mWTc) 471
Trump wants to win the west, he needs to appoint a
commission to devise a plan to give back federal lands to the western states. That might net him Oregon and Washington as well as other states. Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9) without knowing a thing about the issue, I still doubt this for some reason. My guess is that people that care about federal land are rural and already vote R. Washington State and Oregon are dominated politically by lefties in big cities. Do they really care about this? Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (n13/j) 472
> Over and under on the amount of time it would take, for the President Hillary presumably served, to fall victim to an event ---terminal or other wise---
Before I answer that, I need to go recheck the constitutional rules on what happens if a President dies after being elected, but before being inaugurated. Posted by: Guy What Has a Rhyming Dictionary at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (qUFPp) 473
Trump's remarks at the prayer breakfast, about Mitt and his "conscience" vote, were brutal.
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/) 474
If Trump wants to win the west, he needs to appoint a commission to devise a plan to give back federal lands to the western states.
That might net him Oregon and Washington as well as other states. Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 06, 2020 05:35 PM (0keV9) Do the people in Portland and Seattle and Vegas care about that? Posted by: clutch at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (9UmRs) 475
467 O/T question about Wuhan. There's footage out there of trucks and gangs of men in spacesuits spraying down the city. What are they using? Is it basically Lysol or some general disinfectant or something?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne) ____ RAID Posted by: Just Lily at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (vj2UT) Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (Eicbe) Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (tT0V4) 478
without knowing a thing about the issue, I still doubt this for some reason. My guess is that people that care about federal land are rural and already vote R. Washington State and Oregon are dominated politically by lefties in big cities. Do they really care about this?
Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (n13/j) Eastern Oregon and Washington should be carved off and formed into a new state. It would be deep red. Washegon? Oreington? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP) 479
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No one in their right mind would name Hillary as their VP. You'd have to dodge assassination from inside your own administration. Posted by: Bitter Clinger Name just one Democrat in their right mind, seriously. Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi) 480
Sadly I don't think any federal lands policy would in itself move the needle in states where a few cities run the place. NV may not be that far gone, in terms of politix or Clark County #s cancelling out the rest of the state, but still.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (El6T/) 481
Name just one Democrat in their right mind, seriously.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi) --- Yeah, BC is going to have to narrow that field down. Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (Eicbe) 482
Name just one Democrat in their right mind, seriously.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi) Beat me to it. Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (jY2kO) 483
O/T question about Wuhan. There's footage out there of trucks and gangs of men in spacesuits spraying down the city. What are they using? Is it basically Lysol or some general disinfectant or something?
Posted by: Joe Mannix Cheapest would be sodium hypochlorite. (Bleach) Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (fjZl+) 484
Trump's remarks at the prayer breakfast, about Mitt and his "conscience" vote, were brutal.
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/) but Mitt put it in play. By making a huge show of his faith and conscience, he made it out as if every other Repub based his vote on other considerations. It was his call to wrap it in faith and conscience. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (n13/j) 485
State of Jefferson - parts of northern CA, OR, and WA. Would be great, ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (NWiLs) 487
We'll never be rid of this crusty old whore loser, Hillary, - just like the current situation we're experiencing with Mitt Romney.
Posted by: Fritz at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (ATCV4) 488
Name just one Democrat in their right mind, seriously.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (jruDi) I'm in all of their minds. Why do you ask? Posted by: Blowfly Larvae at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (CPk08) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (6YF1D) 490
There's footage out there of trucks and gangs of men in spacesuits spraying down the city. What are they using? Is it basically Lysol or some general disinfectant or something?
You wanna hope it's not Sarin or some other nerve gas. Posted by: Basement Cat at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (pPNCa) 491
No one in their right mind would name Hillary as their VP.
Epstein/Hillary 2020. Oh. Never mind. Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (6JYGT) 492
440, What do you need for reloading Rhomboid?
Two general favorites on reloading supplies that do pretty well are Midsouth Shooters Supply and Grafs and Sons and they ship quick. Powder Valley usually has the best price for bulk reloading powder. Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (EUDB2) 493
I'm waiting for the libs to say Trump should be impeached for sacrilege.
Posted by: Axeman at February 06, 2020 05:42 PM (Eicbe) 494
The old .45/70 Springfield Trapdoor fired a really heavy chunk of lead at little more than handgun velocity. Worked to kill even buffalo ok.
Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (EUDB2) More than you could ever know. Posted by: Sen. Elizabeth Ann Warren (D - MA) at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (t+qrx) 495
"By making a huge show of his faith and conscience, he made it out as if every other Repub based his vote on other considerations. "
You mean like Constitutional Law, or some such? Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (tT0V4) 496
Probably been said, but having Hillary as your VP would undoubtedly result in your death. Accidental, of course.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (59YkD) Posted by: rickb223 at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (fjZl+) 498
Marianne Williamson and Tulsi Gabbard are the sane Democrats.
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 06, 2020 05:43 PM (4mWTc) 499
Accidental assassination. Heh.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 06, 2020 05:44 PM (59YkD) 500
494, Lieawatha, don't cry, you can always adopt Nadler as your buffalo.
Posted by: whig at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (EUDB2) 501
Quint I know, wasn't criticizing Trump's approach, just noting.
I guess just part of the national infantilization/dumbing-down anyway, but all this crap about "conscience" etc. on a vote that was a pretty narrow cold technical appraisal of a specific matter is just barf-inducing. On the future will tell, but all these Dems voting for removal of a president for absolutely, facially ridiculous and frivolous reasons - it's rare that we see important things cheapened and trivialized/misused so dramatically. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (El6T/) 502
Why can't the feds move something to Nevada to sweeten the pot for local politicians to accept Yucca Mountain? Like, I don't know, General Services Administration or something?
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (sWM8x) 503
458 Let the name of Mitt be stricken from every book and tablet, stricken from every pylon and obelisk of America. Let the name of Mitt be unheard and unspoken, erased from the memory of man, for all time. So shall it be written. So shall it be done.
May his house be torn apart and may he impaled on a stake. Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (s794k) 504
469
Heavy and slow such as a cross bow bolt are a likely reason for over penetration. .22LR is a bit light but can work if shot placement is excellent. These cartridges work on human varmints too but shot placement is critical as these are suboptimal rounds. Posted by: whig I would like to point out that the suboptimal 22LR round has killed more humans than all the others but its because once inside it tends to bounce around. Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 06, 2020 05:45 PM (jruDi) 505
Is there a bus big enough to carry her extra Depends and liquor stock . . . ?
Posted by: Dr_No at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (mu5GU) There's so many boutique distilleries and micro breweries these days she only needs to plan her campaign tour around these locations (as well as a nearby Costco or Sam's club) to keep her entourage to a minimum. Otherwise it looks strange riding around in the Scooby Van while being followed by an 18 wheeler. Posted by: clutch cargo at February 06, 2020 05:46 PM (8B6Ng) 506
> Zooey Deschanel
Sorry, I just can't get past the fuckwitted "spelling" of her name. Makes me think of bestiality. And no, I don't care if she was named after the Salinger piece. Salinger was also a fuckwit. Posted by: Guy What Has a Rhyming Dictionary at February 06, 2020 05:46 PM (qUFPp) 507
Eastern Oregon and Washington should be carved off and formed into a new state. It would be deep red.
Washegon? Oreington? Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:40 PM (j3npP) for sure. It might happen one day. It might just be that a lot of states realign. So many of the states not longer work as devised. The people live in different worlds and they have different views on everything. The question is can they get back to having at least some common views that hold them together? Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:46 PM (n13/j) 508
484 Trump's remarks at the prayer breakfast, about Mitt and his "conscience" vote, were brutal.
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/) but Mitt put it in play. By making a huge show of his faith and conscience, he made it out as if every other Repub based his vote on other considerations. It was his call to wrap it in faith and conscience. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:41 PM (n13/j) Yep. Fuck Romney and the horse he rode in on. This motherfucker sure took Trump's endorsement for his Senate run and was fishing for a job after the election from the same man that Romney's faith says he can no longer support. GET. THE. FUCK. OUTTA. HERE. He's a coward and a globalist shill. I hope Trump destroys his career. Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:47 PM (j3npP) 509
O/T question about Wuhan. There's footage out there of trucks and gangs of men in spacesuits spraying down the city. What are they using? Is it basically Lysol or some general disinfectant or something?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:38 PM (I2dne) Remember the the stuff the Russian special forces used on the terrorists in that theater? Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2020 05:47 PM (85Gof) 510
I hope Trump destroys his career.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 06, 2020 05:47 PM (j3npP) To,late. That UTAH dog already destroyed his own career Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 06, 2020 05:48 PM (85Gof) 511
Thanks whig, yep I know all those sources and have used them (have only ever bought powder from Powder Valley, nobody - at their regular prices - matches them).
Just some accessories, dies, etc. I'm a Lee guy so I know where I'll be getting them - FS Reloading. I also keep an eye out for local/used at deep discount - a lot of my set-up was acquired that way. The game, the obsession/challenge of lowering my cost basis for ammo as much as possible. Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:48 PM (El6T/) 512
What would happen if someone used his faith to justify support for Trump?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:49 PM (s794k) 513
What would happen if someone used his faith to justify support for Trump?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:49 PM (s794k) ++++++++++ He's either lying to rook the credulous rubes or he means it, but worships the devil. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at February 06, 2020 05:50 PM (I2dne) 514
What would happen if someone used his faith to justify support for Trump?
Posted by: Northernlurker at February 06, 2020 05:49 PM (s794k) it wouldn't make any sense and he failed to protect the Constitution? i have no problem with someone having faith or even invoking their faith. But Mitt is not dumb. He went against EVERYONE in his party. He then said he had to vote based on his faith and conscience. The elephant in the room was that he implied others did not. He got a push back as Rhomboid said. It is weird wild stuff ala Carson. But no way Mitt didn't know what he was implying. he could have said he voted based on his interpretation of the law and the Constitution. Posted by: Quint at February 06, 2020 05:56 PM (n13/j) 515
Wild stuff we're witnessing here, folks.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 06, 2020 05:39 PM (El6T/) Wild, beautiful and necessary. Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 06, 2020 05:59 PM (H8QX8) 516
Ye gods and little snakes!
Hillary, and others of her ilk, truly live in a world of their own, which has only limited and fleeting contact with the real one...like on election day 2016. Posted by: Skrapheap at February 06, 2020 06:01 PM (A1gh3) 517
Is any dem brave enoughtto have Hitlery as veep? Who wants to be the first POTUS to commit suicide in office?
Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at February 06, 2020 06:18 PM (hVOXD) 518
If Hillary is the Veep, the president had better get a food taster or he or she will end up dead faster than you can say Epstein!
Posted by: Michael L Blair at February 06, 2020 06:36 PM (yiAMj) Posted by: I R A Darth Aggie at February 06, 2020 07:23 PM (Pjp39) 520
Azrael is the Angel of Death, not Uriel. Uriel is one of the 4 archangels.
Posted by: mickey58 at February 07, 2020 10:24 AM (3eNdF) 521
Imagine Hill only one more heartbeat away from the presidency!
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