SENATE VOTES 48 "GUILTY," 52 "PERFECT!"

That was on count one.

On count two, it was 47 "Guilty," 53 "Beautiful."

Sinema, Manchin, and Jones to vote to convict. Democrats never break ranks because only our party permits Weak Sister Grifters who crave liberal media approval to represent us.

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Winston at February 05, 2020 04:11 PM (FggW0)

2 Well, there's that.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:11 PM (y7iwt)

3 Mr. filbert?

Not guilty.

Mr. filbert, 'Not guilty.'

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 04:11 PM (NiXyF)

4 My count looking for 34 not guilty

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:11 PM (ZCEU2)

5 I really think we ought to have trucks with guillotines in the beds circling the Capitol...

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (8erNz)

6 The glove didn't fit...

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (SUJyY)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

8 ugh. please tell me there is absolutely no chance whatsoever this is going to pass.

the progtards I work with are insuffreable

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

9 Sinema, Manchin, and Jones to vote to convict.
I guess Jones gives no fucks about staying in the Senate.
Alabama, please:
There's GOT to be a better candidate than Snoozy Sessions and Jumpin' Jailbait Roy Moore!

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (DJFLF)

10 My stomach is in knots right now.

I hate this.

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Not counting chickens, but after an acquittal vote I plan on watching the impotent tears on CNN and MSNBC.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (qSCcj)

12 This is like when you get to the end of an SNL skit that's gone on far too long. People start applauding just because they can sense its finally going to end.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (KZzsI)

13 COREY BOOKER JUST USED HIS POWER AS A SENATOR TO ATTACK HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT FOR PERSONAL GAIN IN AN ELECTION

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (9ca3j)

14
Bloomberg "news" is waiting breathlessly for the vote. They are really hoping for more Quislings like Mittens

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (kw5n8)

15 5 I really think we ought to have trucks with guillotines in the beds circling the Capitol...
Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (8erNz)

#twoweeks

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (SUJyY)

16 >>>8 ugh. please tell me there is absolutely no chance whatsoever this is going to pass.


no chance. It won't even get 48, never mind the 67 needed to convict.

Posted by: ace, a candidate you can trust at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (PbpT7)

17 This is just an exercise in finding out where Dems and Pubs fall in the alphabet.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (gd9RK)

18 What was the point of Romney and McCain and Bolton? To be in the news? These guys you're licking up to will hate you regardless.

Posted by: dagny at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (nRWPy)

19 Since the charges are bullshit,

You must acquit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (k4dH2)

20 Willowed:

665 This bipartisan claim is BS, because the entire impeachment was nothing but political theater. So I personally don't care what pundits, dems and news anchors say.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:07 PM (d7hF9)


My God. Someone here is talking sense.
The voters weren't paying attention to the impeachment at all and will little note who voted which way. Trump's still president, the Democrats made impeachment into a joke, Romney committed political suicide, and Trump's still president.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (hLRSq)

21

Yeah, I'm always on CSPAN for this now.

Wallace's ugly face and Maccallum or whoever she is along with Baier, and Juan and other idiots always covering this. It's hideous.

It's like they WANT us to turn the channel now.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (vEIlU)

22 Sinema, Manchin, and Jones to vote to convict. Democrats never break ranks because only our party permits Weak Sister Grifters who crave liberal media approval to represent us.

Posted by: Ace at 04:10 PM

Not for much longer, I think. Even Collins voted for judges, and Murkowski is too scared to convict.

I'd prefer Trump just dissolve the Senate, in acid, but this will do for now.

Posted by: trev006 at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (+9YYq)

23 -
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I really think we ought to have trucks with guillotines in the beds circling the Capitol...

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM

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They should be motorized and sent in like roombas to clean up congress.

Posted by: irright at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (pMGkg)

24 Alabama, please:
There's GOT to be a better candidate than Snoozy Sessions and Jumpin' Jailbait Roy Moore!


Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (DJFLF)
Sessions will be elected. It's ok. He was a good senator, just shit as AG though...

Posted by: Timon at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (dKm4U)

25

I like Hemmer though.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (vEIlU)

26 All the Republican Party members are going to hold. Mitt is in the Mitt Party.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (lwiT4)

27
All the president needs is 34 NG votes, btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (DTBzc)

28 5 I really think we ought to have trucks with guillotines in the beds circling the Capitol... 
Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (8erNz) 

Some dudes with machetes will be fine. I volunteer.

Posted by: trev006 at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (+9YYq)

29 As I said on the previous thread, I can't drink until at least 7. But in honor of Donnie Two Scoops, I will pour two thick fingers of Bushmills.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (Ki5SV)

30 Every Senator voting to convict guarantees one or more Trump rallies in his/her state.

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (NiXyF)

31 These guys you're licking up to will hate you regardless.
They hate each other, dagny. We're so caught up in the moment it's easy to forget the looming self-destructive tsunami about to hit the demonrat party and wreck it forever more.

Quoth the raven.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (DJFLF)

32
After 34 Not Guilty votes...


It's All ACADEMIC.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (DTBzc)

33 The Senate voting on something that doesn't matter

this is what this country has been reduced to

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (rpxSz)

34 So will ggreg be around later...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (qSCcj)

35 Manchin guilty

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

36 It's sad that not even one of them dare stand up to Chuck You.

Not surprising, of course.

But still sad.

Posted by: Allie at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (UnA8+)

37 They should run the vote like a reality show and do all the guilty votes first, and then right before the decision - cut to a recess/commercial timeout. Then when they come back, redo a summary of the count and then finally end it.

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (SUJyY)

38 So Jones and Manchin are willing to bet their constituents have short memories, eh? We'll see.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (HmZuC)

39 I'm tired of this "mitt is a nice guy doing what he thinks is right" nonsense. The simple fact of the matter is that there is no basis for an impeachment based on the law and the facts.

If Mitt thinks he is doing what is right, he is incompetent or petty. Those defending him based on this premise are not looking at the facts or the law....totally discounting the way it was presented and overlooking the long term effects of the abuse(s).

So while they discount any criticism of Mitt as a mob mentality...they show their own prejudices and inability to put aside personal failings and feelings on the matter. They are the worst kind of pundit...without substance, only personal self-worth.

Posted by: Orson at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (kPqx4)

40


pedophile pervert menendez

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (DTBzc)

41 Pop the champagne!
Its over.
until the next one.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (r+sAi)

42 ugh. please tell me there is absolutely no chance whatsoever this is going to pass.

the progtards I work with are insuffreable
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Guys, 67 Senators would have to vote to convict and then the same 67 have to vote to remove. Why don't people know this?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (d7hF9)

43 I know that President Trump does not drink alcohol, but I hope he will shotgun a bottle of expensive champagne as soon as the votes are over. On live television. In the Oval Office.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (jdzC5)

44

It's over.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (DTBzc)

45 Not enough for guilty left

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

46 ok to 34
Mamchin voted guilty

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (ufFY8)

47

There goes Manchin...
Guilty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (vEIlU)

48 Murkowski not guilty

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (lwiT4)

49 34 So will ggreg be around later...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (qSCcj)

ggurgles only cares about what the media says about it.

Posted by: Allie at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (UnA8+)

50 I'll have some Balcones single malt whiskey now.

Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (WX+x0)

51 1 down 1 vote to go

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (ZCEU2)

52 Sessions will be elected. It's ok. He was a good senator, just shit as AG though...


Posted by: Timon at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (dKm4U)

"shit as AG" - translation: too weak to have Trump's, and therefore *our* back.
When will our side wake up and recognize the enemies within??

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (DJFLF)

53 As I said on the previous thread, I can't drink until at least 7. But in honor of Donnie Two Scoops, I will pour two thick fingers of Bushmills.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (Ki5SV)
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Two fingers: between index finger and pinky.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (jW9oF)

54 Manchin-guilty
The SOTU made no impression on the Dems. We are facing a serious combination of evil and insane

Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (MxEKc)

55 They still need to vote on Article 2.

Article 1 goes down.

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (NiXyF)

56 Alabama, please:
There's GOT to be a better candidate than Snoozy Sessions and Jumpin' Jailbait Roy Moore!

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (DJFLF)

I'd suggest Mo Brooks, but I have a feeling he's a Sessions Clone.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (speO7)

57 Trump should do a rally this weekend in Salt Lake

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (rpxSz)

58 They should be motorized and sent in like roombas to clean up congress.

Okay, you win.

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (8erNz)

59 So Jones and Manchin are willing to bet their constituents have short memories, eh? We'll see.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (HmZuC)

Jones is up in November and knows he's almost certainly going to lose by 20+

Manchin isn't up again until 2024 and is likely going off into an ill-earned retirement at that point.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (DU2N9)

60 Should have been a vote at some point to remove any presidential candidate from the Senate at this point.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (KZzsI)

61 "The Senate voting on something that doesn't matter"



That is the whole point of the US Senate.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (hLRSq)

62 42 ugh. please tell me there is absolutely no chance whatsoever this is going to pass.

the progtards I work with are insuffreable
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Guys, 67 Senators would have to vote to convict and then the same 67 have to vote to remove. Why don't people know this?

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (d7hF9)

You mean to say Trump wasn't removed when the House impeached him? Zounds!

Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (YVvSQ)

63 I doubt Manchin will run again. The word in 2018 was that Schumer had to beg him to run for reelection.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (xPl2J)

64 Romney guilty

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (lwiT4)

65 That Romney fella? We look down on him!

Posted by: Diseased smegma at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (RD7QR)

66 42 ugh. please tell me there is absolutely no chance whatsoever this is going to pass.

the progtards I work with are insuffreable
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:12 PM (d7Ww2)

Guys, 67 Senators would have to vote to convict and then the same 67 have to vote to remove. Why don't people know this?
Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:15 PM (d7hF9)

No, a vote to convict is a vote to remove. If there were 67 guilty votes for either article, PDT would be ex-PDT.

Posted by: Texas Zombie at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (jdzC5)

67 >>>
Guys, 67 Senators would have to vote to convict and then the same 67 have to vote to remove.

there's a separate vote for removal?

I don't think that's right.

Posted by: ace, a candidate you can trust at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (PbpT7)

68 >>>no chance. It won't even get 48, never mind the 67 needed to convict.

More importantly, he know how Mitt Romney feels about all of this. Truly, conservatism has been conserved.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (datdl)

69 BERNIE SANDERS JUST USED HIS POWER AS A SENATOR TO ATTACK HIS POLITICAL OPPONENT

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (9ca3j)

70
I think if Romney runs again in '24, he'll win again.

The UT Trump Voters who put him in office knew he was the NeverTrumpinest NeverTrumper who ever NeverTrumped, and they elected him anyway. They had to know this was coming.

I think it's just good old fashioned identity politics, and he'll still be the most prominent Mormon in the world four years from now.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (EQRLd)

71 Yes, Romney IS guilty. Of being a petulant cuck.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (qSCcj)

72 If Vegas has a line on whether someone will split the baby and vote differently on the two articles it would probably pay off a lot if it hits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (gd9RK)

73 what a farce

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (85Gof)

74 Yes, what we absolutely need right now is a smarmy ex-AG senator who showed his ass by being too askeered of Deep State to help his POTUS in any meaningful way.
GTFOOH

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (DJFLF)

75 54 Manchin-guilty

This should be well-funded open warfare on the guy.

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (8erNz)

76 This rose ceremony is very dull.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (JfNy2)

77

Traitor Romney

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (vEIlU)

78 This bipartisan claim is BS, because the entire impeachment was nothing but political theater. So I personally don't care what pundits, dems and news anchors say.

Winning hands don't result in the target gaining ground in approval polls. They have really, really effed up.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (XrCyE)

79 We permit weak sister grifters.

Who has the power to permit such things?

Asking you, Mitch.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (lkl+P)

80 Trump should do a rally this weekend in Salt Lake
Posted by: REDACTED



In a thong so he can constantly ask Mitt how his ass tastes.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (VtwaX)

81 Fucking Romney voted guilty
Sinema voted guilty


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (ufFY8)

82 Guys, 67 Senators would have to vote to convict and then the same 67 have to vote to remove. Why don't people know this?
Posted by: Jen the original


Jen, I do know this. I live in the hellhole of seattle. they believe they are going to triumph. This blog is my only respite from their 24/7/365 bullshit.

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)

83 F'n Mitch McCain

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (r+sAi)

84 We need to dissolve the 17th and get the states re-chose their Senators. They changed it due to corruption. But now just as bad with entrenched politicians beholden to the deep state. States need a voice in the Federal gov't

Posted by: politics uber alles at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (0hOKG)

85 Sinema guilty

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (lwiT4)

86 there's a separate vote for removal?

Just one round of voting, on each charge.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

87 And in a totally futile gesture, Romney vomits on anyone who ever gave him the benefit of doubt.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (YslsA)

88 Manchin the Moderate, who is always the carrot being dangled as the GOP-friendly Donk, voting with his party and "Guilty"? Why, I'm shocked I am.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (6eEQ+)

89 Traitor Romney
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (vEIlU)


X 1000000000

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (rpxSz)

90 Traitor Romney
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (vEIlU)

cock sucking dog scumbag POS butt fucker

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (85Gof)

91 Sinema guilty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (vEIlU)

92 After the final tallies, Nadler and Schiff will declare a moral victory.

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (SUJyY)

93 We are at 51

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (lwiT4)

94 From now to the end of time, we will get to hear Schiff, Pelosi, Nadler, and all the rest call every Senator voting Not Guilty a traitor in the pay of Putin, with the evidence of their guilt in plain sight.

Well, they can comfort themselves with that while I laugh at them.

Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (AMIL/)

95 cock sucking dog scumbag POS butt fucker

LOl... Tell us how you really feel

Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (6XlcD)

96 So will ggreg be around later...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor,

He's here all week. Try the veal

Posted by: Bruce at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (vd8XM)

97 A guy I never heard curse before just walked in and put together a string on Romney like I've never heard before. If you could puss this guy off like that, good luck with the rest of America. Maybe Romney should look into IED proof vehicles. Lol.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (G9zNL)

98 34 So will ggreg be around later...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (qSCcj)

WE HATE THIS ONE IN PARTICULAR

Posted by: Diseased smegma at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (RD7QR)

99 The UT Trump Voters who put him in office knew he was the NeverTrumpinest NeverTrumper who ever NeverTrumped, and they elected him anyway. They had to know this was coming. 

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (EQRLd)

They put Mike Lee in office too.

Posted by: trev006 at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (+9YYq)

100 52 - 48

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (9ca3j)

101 Regardless of the ongoing vote, Sinema > Romney.

Posted by: Golfman at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (1SPBU)

102 oh wait they did get 48.

I forgot Romney.

Posted by: ace, a candidate you can trust at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (PbpT7)

103 LOL why did anybody think Sinema or Manchin or Romney would vote otherwise?

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (KNsKs)

104 52-48

waste of fuckin time money

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (85Gof)

105 This blog is my only respite from their 24/7/365 bullshit.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (d7Ww2)

Well, then, we are extra glad you are here in addition to the fact that you're a spirited woman with a good sense of humor.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (WI7YS)

106 Mitt Rombley is a fvcking disgrace.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (XN+hF)

107 Sinema guilty
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM


She was on a mission from Zod.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (ejd/p)

108 Warren, Klobuchar and Sanders should have recused themselves because he is their opponent. I will never get tired of saying this.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (/669Q)

109 So Hooker Boots falls in line. I had it 9 to 1 she would. Crazy, not stupid, she is. She woulda been punished badly for going off script.

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (90T4r)

110 94 From now to the end of time, we will get to hear Schiff, Pelosi, Nadler, and all the rest call every Senator voting Not Guilty a traitor in the pay of Putin, with the evidence of their guilt in plain sight.

Well, they can comfort themselves with that while I laugh at them.
Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (AMIL/)


They won't be laughing when the Democrat Party is split in two by the Maoists.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (zBaqJ)

111 So 52 not guilty?

Ok.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (qSCcj)

112 Ok, that one done. One more reading and vote and the masks are fully dropped.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (ufFY8)

113 Article 2 will lose 53-47

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (DU2N9)

114 Partisan line except for traitor Romney

Posted by: Redenzo at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (E7vND)

115 After the final tallies, Nadler and Schiff will declare a moral victory.
Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (SUJyY)
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Participation trophies all around!

And you get some graft, and you get some graft, not you, Romney, because, well you're a turncoat and GOP..but the rest...whoo hooo!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (QyoQ9)

116 it will be 53-47 on next vote

Now the real war begins

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (85Gof)

117 Damn the traitors to hell.

Posted by: IC at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (a0IVu)

118 We only needed 34 not guilty.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (r+sAi)

119 Jones is up in November and knows he's almost certainly going to lose by 20+



Manchin isn't up again until 2024 and is likely going off into an ill-earned retirement at that point.

Posted by: DocJ


Well, I guess that despite her applause last night, Sinema isn't going to switch parties. McSally better up her game. She could start by flaying Manu alive on the Capitol steps.

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (T6t7i)

120 Time for WV to introduce a bill similar to UT about recalling Senators.


Fvck having to rely on voters' memories; strike while the iron's hot.

Posted by: McLurkerson at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (GsXYD)

121 Romney should be expelled from the Republican Party and handed a Cease and Desist with regards to any claim to be one.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (J+mig)

122 52-48 Not Guilty.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (BSYOU)

123 Sinema guilty


Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (lwiT4)

Of poor fashion taste? Agreed.

Posted by: Archer at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (gmo/4)

124 Jen, I do know this. I live in the hellhole of seattle.

You still have a lovely kitteh named Lucy.

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (pPNCa)

125 fucking Romney. pathetic weakling hippocrite

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (hmgiv)

126 Give me a close up of the dems crying.

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (G0vdT)

127 73 what a farce
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM (85Gof)

Completely. It's Alice in Wonderland. "Guilty" of what? It's insane. We're watching insanity play out as some kind of stately proceeding.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (H8QX8)

128 MUTT, the only Republican that voted Guilty

shocker, huh

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (rpxSz)

129 The SOTU made no impression on the Dems.
Made an impression on the political scumbag demonrats, but out here in the real world, I have heard normies expressing how disgusted they are with the 'rats, especially that ancient crone's retarded display of grade school Mean Girl b.s.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (DJFLF)

130 Willowed .

Romney should have voted Not Proven since he's Scottish.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (U9Qbt)

131 Got a glass of cognac ready

Fat lady warming up

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (ZCEU2)

132 I thought Sinema's decision to cast her vote while on all fours was tasteful.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (JfNy2)

133 52-48

Bite my ass, coupsters.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (XrCyE)

134 So not even a simple majority of the Senate voted to convict...?

Hm.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (qSCcj)

135 Romney, you miserable ass.

And Sinema.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

136 The GOP needs to censure MUTT

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (rpxSz)

137 52-48 on Article I, not guilty.

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (BSYOU)

138 Senate declares not guilty on first charge

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (lwiT4)

139 52-48 to acquit. Romney the lone Menshevik.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (P/ALc)

140 101 Regardless of the ongoing vote, Sinema > Romney.
Posted by: Golfman at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (1SPBU)

Definitely rocks boots better than he does.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (hLRSq)

141 103 LOL why did anybody think Sinema or Manchin or Romney would vote otherwise?
Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (KNsKs)

Do not think anyone " really" did, steevy. Democrat party discipline is formidable.

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (90T4r)

142 Shut your lying mouth-hole, Iscariot Roberts. You make me sick.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (XN+hF)

143 I wonder how Mitt will react when he walks down the street and people spit at him. Let's find out, shall we.

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (T6t7i)

144 Wait until Mitt gets the Benedict Arnold treatment from the Democrats.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (KNsKs)

145 yep 48-52

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (vEIlU)

146 The next person who talks about Sinema's boobs get's it in the neck.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (VpIIl)

147 >>>Now the real war begins

And thus, it begins.

Posted by: guy who says and thus it begins when the and so it begins guy is off at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)

148 Watch the idiots say that Trump missed being removed by only 4 votes.

Posted by: jeannebodine at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (t1tHS)

149 Love it!

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (G0vdT)

150 Could Romney be setting up for a defense when he's swept up into the Ukraine and or China grift? (Probably said already but has been a busy day)

Posted by: Inogame at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (1TU21)

151 Sinema guilty

Only of looking like an aged-out worked-over pro, baby!

Posted by: Kyierstieyn Scinema, or whatever fucked-up way I spell my stupid name at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (h5TKJ)

152 Hey Nancy, Trump is forever acquitted. Bwahahahahaha.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (r+sAi)

153 Smegma sockoff. Not to be gross or anything.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (RD7QR)

154
In 5 minutes the Dems will start Impeachment 2: Electric Farce-aloo

Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (kw5n8)

155 52-48 on Article I, not guilty.


If the Dems controlled the Senate an innocent man would have been found guilty

Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (6XlcD)

156 143 I wonder how Mitt will react when he walks down the street and people spit at him. Let's find out, shall we.
Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (T6t7i)


Spit, like with a flaming sack of horse-shit?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (zBaqJ)

157 Aquited for life

Posted by: Redenzo at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (E7vND)

158 113 Article 2 will lose 53-47
Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (DU2N9)

Who will change their votes?

Posted by: Marybeth at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (CmURZ)

159 And everyone was drooling over Sinema last night.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (ptqGC)

160 So is Hillary president yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (datdl)

161 Finally over.

Till next one.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (0XvLg)

162 Manchin just voted himself out of a job in West Virginia.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (XehFa)

163 Jones, Manchin are now toast. Romney will hear it from his constituents and will never be able to show himself in public again, on any conservative forum.

Posted by: Horton Harris at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (9IE7O)

164 next is Obstruction of Congress article

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (vEIlU)

165 Gardner has the toughest race of all in blue CO this year and he still sticks with the prez while deep red Utah asshole defects.

Posted by: Mark1971 at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (xPl2J)

166 135 Romney, you miserable ass.

And Sinema.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (ptqGC)

Romney's game is to hurt Trump, so he wont run for re-election

and this just makes the AZ cunt easier to beat

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (rpxSz)

167 70, I doubt he will run again because A) the Senate is a club and Romney does not fit in. McCain got away with it because he had been there for years prior to his sour grapes years. B) every one of the other Republicans, especially those making tough votes in purple states are going to hate his guts from now on. The Senate is a go along get along and they have their little ways to shaft the senator and the state the senator is from. Mike Lee as senior senator is going to be paddling away from the mess and won't have Romney's back either is my guess.

Beyond that, Jon Huntsman and Gary Herbert wait patiently for that seat and they are both genuinely from UT and LDS.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (EUDB2)

168 How soon after this vote will sneaky Schumer get to the pressitutes microphone to give his view on things?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (WI7YS)

169 She could start by flaying Manu alive on the Capitol steps.
Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (T6t7i)
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A naked man has few secrets. A flayed man, none.

Posted by: Roose Bolton at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (jW9oF)

170 Hai! Mitt is shit, don't need no skit.

Posted by: Samurai Delicatessen at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (t2nDK)

171 I left another voicemail telling Mitt how shameful he is and should resign and leave the public eye. Not that he listens or cares, I know. He's all in. "Muh principles" or something.

Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (Gylu/)

172 Are the democrat senators running for POTUS going to abstain, because that would be unfair influence on a presidential election, they very thing they accuse Trump of?

I will take rhetorical questions for $500, Alex.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (hvf9s)

173 148 Watch the idiots say that Trump missed being removed by only 4 votes.
Posted by: jeannebodine at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (t1tHS)

They can say whatever they want, it won't change the fact that coup 3.0 is about to go up in flames.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (ayFCE)

174 oh wait they did get 48.

I forgot Romney.
Posted by: ace, a candidate you can trust at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (PbpT7)


Would that we all could.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (2PXwn)

175 136
The GOP needs to censure MUTT


You misspelled "crucify".

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (T6t7i)

176 Who will change their votes?
Posted by: Marybeth at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (CmURZ)

Rmoney.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (DU2N9)

177 They put Mike Lee in office too.
Posted by: trev006 at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (+9YYq)

Cruz vouches for Lee so I'm not that down on him.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (U9Qbt)

178 There might be one or two defectors on this count. I think Romney is voting not guilty on this one. I think.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (lwiT4)

179 No dough for GOP unless and until they take out their trash. Romney Out. Romney niece Out.

Posted by: Random Faux News Talking Head at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (YTBIQ)

180
Brave Sir Mittens

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (pNxlR)

181 This is one day I'm glad I work at home. I couldn't stand being around other Massholes when they flip out.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (Ki5SV)

182 surprised no one is talking about Mitch McConnell's speech prior to the votes. Very epic beatdown

Posted by: stinky sleepy joe at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (ZZEwZ)

183 Sinema was in the Green Party before she decided she actually wanted to win elections.

Cannot be trusted.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (XN+hF)

184 121 Romney should be expelled from the Republican Party and handed a Cease and Desist with regards to any claim to be one.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:19 PM (J+mig)


Wait until after the elections to make sure we have the majority.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (lkl+P)

185 >>>146 The next person who talks about Sinema's boobs get's it in the neck.

Agreed.

I mean, honestly. She is attractive for a senator and that's about it. I don't get the people who love this leftwing operator.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (PbpT7)

186 103 LOL why did anybody think Sinema or Manchin or Romney would vote otherwise?

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (KNsKs)


No, I didn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (hLRSq)

187 Manchin the Moderate, who is always the carrot being dangled as the GOP-friendly Donk,
How about that little Ohio bitch Tim Ryan, flouncing out of SOTU last nite because he "couldn't stand to hear the lies". This is the alleged MODERATE donkey who was supposed to challenge the ancient crone soul-eater for Speaker.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (DJFLF)

188 Is Mike Pence president yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (datdl)

189 I still want Trump to march into the chamber after this farce is over, rip the articles in two, and hand them to Schiff, with a "Give this to Nancy with my regards."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

190 146
The next person who talks about Sinema's boobs get's it in the neck.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (VpIIl)

What about her ass?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (ufFY8)

191 HAHH, Jones will be lucky to get 40% in AL this time...

Posted by: JewishOdysseus at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (bvp+i)

192 Nancy will argue that the 48 who vote to convict represent 53% of the population (excluding Indians not taxed), so GUILTY!

Posted by: Ignoramus at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (VxlkT)

193 Romney should have voted Not Proven since he's Scottish.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (U9Qbt)

Can we convene a meeting of the Clans, revoke his Scottish status, tie him to a caber, and get the caber toss winner to fling it into a lake?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (J+mig)

194 Wonder if anyone is going to change their vote for this one.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (ZCEU2)

195 Manchin just voted himself out of a job in West Virginia.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (XehFa)

He's up again 2024, and probably retiring.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (DU2N9)

196 >>>Now the real war begins

And thus, it begins.
Posted by: guy who says and thus it begins when the and so it begins guy is off at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
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Thanks for taking up the slack.

Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (jW9oF)

197 Posted by: stinky sleepy joe at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (ZZEwZ)

I enjoyed Mitch's speech.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (WI7YS)

198 175 136
The GOP needs to censure MUTT

You misspelled "crucify".
Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (T6t7i)

my mistake

forgive me

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (rpxSz)

199 189
I still want Trump to march into the chamber after this farce is over,
rip the articles in two, and hand them to Schiff, with a "Give this to
Nancy with my regards."


Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (ptqGC)

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (ufFY8)

200 Romney's game is to hurt Trump, so he wont run for re-election

and this just makes the AZ cunt easier to beat
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:21 PM (rpxSz)

I expected Sinema to vote the party line, Romney Iscariot on the other hand. May the Trump curse hurt him good.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (ONvIw)

201
I think Romney will go for this one, too.
Because he's a full-fledge piece of feces.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (DTBzc)

202 >>>103 LOL why did anybody think Sinema or Manchin or Romney would vote otherwise?

A lot of NeverTrump/TrueConInc people thought Manchin and Sinema were some sort of Unicorn Democrats that wouldn't be party slaves. Particularly Sinema for some reason.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (datdl)

203 136 The GOP needs to censure MUTT
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (rpxSz)

His fate is sealed. I don't know how but a gut feeling. This self-righteous stunt of his was so jejune, so phony, so despicable, as to be ultimately obvious to everybody. It will begin to stink very quickly, and everybody will smell it and want no part of it.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (H8QX8)

204 I thought I heard that PDT was going to give a speech right after the vote was finished

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (cTHyD)

205 I vote guilty in abstentia.

Posted by: John McCain at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (oFFYf)

206 Wait until after the elections to make sure we have the majority.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (lkl+P)

He won't vote for a single thing Trump favors, he's not part of our majority.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:23 PM (J+mig)

207 Why do The Democrats hate justice?

Posted by: Chris M at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

208

How could they vote Obstruction when he released the transcript!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (vEIlU)

209 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Just noting that for the record.

Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (2PXwn)

210 >>>Now the real war begins

And thus, it begins.
Posted by: guy who says and thus it begins when the and so it begins guy is off at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)



It beginneth never really got traction.

Posted by: the guy who tried to make it beginneth a thing at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (gd9RK)

211 186
103 LOL why did anybody think Sinema or Manchin or Romney would vote otherwise?



Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (KNsKs)





No, I didn't.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (hLRSq)

I actually did think they would vote NG. So much for integrity. It's all about tribalism now, isn't it? We're the Hutu and the Tootsies, or whatever those Rwandan maniacs were called.
where's my freaking machete??

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (DJFLF)

212 The Donald will have a beautiful steak cooked well done and with ketchup. This is allowed. I will celebrate the end of the beginning of the first term and can't wait to see what's next. Perhaps M.E. peace. May God protect him and his family.

Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (WX+x0)

213 The people in Washington are not pleased with Romney. After today, this guy couldn't even get a post office naming resolution passed.

Hope he likes the Washington weather. He's not going to get anything else done for the people of Utah. He will also be taken off list of meetings with the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

214 Is Nancy Pelosi President yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (datdl)

215 What about her ass?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM


Dumb. Next question?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (ejd/p)

216 Listen to this em-peach-mint article b.s.

Good God, what garbage!!

Posted by: Marybeth at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (CmURZ)

217
Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?



Just noting that for the record.

Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (2PXwn)


Oh, I noticed.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (ptqGC)

218 Two fingers: between index finger and pinky.
Posted by: Captain Obvious



********

Personally, I measure vertically.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (m45I2)

219
29 As I said on the previous thread, I can't drink until at least 7. But in honor of Donnie Two Scoops, I will pour two thick fingers of Bushmills.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2020 04:14 PM (Ki5SV)

I'll have two scoops in honor of DTS.

Posted by: Flyover at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (Rbu5d)

220 Sinema guilty
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:18 PM (vEIlU)
.........

Did she have to bend over to cast her vote?
No? *yawn*

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (v0R5T)

221 Cruz vouches for Lee so I'm not that down on him.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (U9Qbt)

Given that Lee and Romney voted against the national emergency Declaration, that reflects poorly on Cruz.

Posted by: trev006 at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (+9YYq)

222 I am a bit surprised about Joe Manchin. Apparently the screws were applied.

Posted by: JAS at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (IsG7k)

223 Here we go

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (ZCEU2)

224 Brave Sir Mittens
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (pNxlR)


Isn't that the name of the gerbil in Richard Gere's ass in that one South Park episode?

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

225
Would be nice if Breitbart threw me some credit for the name "Pee-Air Defecto."

Meh, I'm still flattered.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)

226 How about that little Ohio bitch Tim Ryan, flouncing out of SOTU last nite because he "couldn't stand to hear the lies". This is the alleged MODERATE donkey who was supposed to challenge the ancient crone soul-eater for Speaker.
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (DJFLF)
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Perhaps there should be a moratorium on people named "Ryan" in congress.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (jW9oF)

227 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?


It's like talking up Gabbard as some sort of moderate

Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (6XlcD)

228 207
Why do The Democrats hate justice?

Because, Grasshopper, Power > justice.

Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (DJFLF)

229 Seriously. Did Romney REALLY want a job at CNN...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (qSCcj)

230 Hey, did you guys know Mitt Romney is profoundly religious? If not, he'll tell you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (XrCyE)

231 193 Romney should have voted Not Proven since he's Scottish.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (U9Qbt)


Thought he was Mexican.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (lkl+P)

232 212 The Donald will have a beautiful steak cooked well done and with ketchup. This is allowed. I will celebrate the end of the beginning of the first term and can't wait to see what's next. Perhaps M.E. peace. May God protect him and his family.
Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (WX+x0)

I'm waiting for the tweet and the next rally. They'll be classy and luxurious.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (RD7QR)

233 Let's see if anyone changes on this count.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (lwiT4)

234 Wait...It wasn't Gere's ass, it was Mr. Garrison's slave.

Sorry.

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (Zz0t1)

235 so if they get 51 voted to convict on the next article, does Hillary become president?

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (4a9Vv)

236 YEP Sinema voted to convict

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (BqBId)

237 It was a coin toss to me on how those three would vote. I wasn't concerned since the needed 67.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (U9Qbt)

238 Mitt Romney = Courage

Posted by: Dan On Kenneth's Frequency Rather at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (nUO1n)

239 Romney is probably rethinking his brave, brave decision.
Too late.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (ptqGC)

240 212
The Donald will have a beautiful steak cooked well done and with
ketchup. This is allowed.


Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (WX+x0)


Don't forget the two scoops of ice cream.



Posted by: Ice Cream Server to the God-Emperor at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (ufFY8)

241 209 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Just noting that for the record.
Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (2PXwn)
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She had me believing.

Turns out she was just a crummy Ovaltine commercial.

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (G0vdT)

242 Now the real war begins

And thus, it begins.
Posted by: guy who says and thus it begins when the and so it begins guy is off at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (PbpT7)
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Thanks for taking up the slack.
Posted by: That guy who always thinks it's beginning


Can this shit ever end?

Posted by: The Guy Who Wonders If This Shit Will Ever End at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (VtwaX)

243 Paging John McCains tumor
We have a new assignment

Posted by: Random Faux News Talking Head at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (YTBIQ)

244 Hey, did you guys know Mitt Romney is profoundly religious? If not, he'll tell you.

He's a heretic.

Posted by: JAS at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (IsG7k)

245 After this Impeachment travesty is behind us, the Rectification of Names needs to begin in earnest.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (0keV9)

246 208

How could they vote Obstruction when he released the transcript!

The obstruction charge is because Trump went to the courts to keep cabinet members and advisers from testifying. This is why we say the House rushed the articles though. They would not wait for it to work through the courts. Trump had every right, nay, obligation to seek redress through the third branch of government. It is not obstruction.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (XN+hF)

247 209 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Just noting that for the record.
Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me
--------------
Cause yoz were thinking with the wrong HEAD!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - Not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (a3tan)

248 If Mitt thinks he is doing what is right, he is incompetent or petty.

Survey says: YES to both.

Posted by: Flyover at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (Rbu5d)

249 Well, I bet Lady YD $5 on a 52-48 NG outcome.

Time to go collect.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (EQRLd)

250 229 Seriously. Did Romney REALLY want a job at CNN...?
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (qSCcj)


That's like Jeff Bezos turning Amazon into a buggy whip manufacturer.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (zBaqJ)

251 85 Sinema guilty
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:17 PM

Of being a MILFy, bi-sexual sex kitten. Meow!

Posted by: Congresswoman Sinema at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (vVxVg)

252 Cruz vouches for Lee so I'm not that down on him.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (U9Qbt)

Lee and Cruz are besties, and hang out together. I wouldn't trust Lee because of Cruz endorsement.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (ONvIw)

253 The Donald will have a beautiful steak cooked well done and with
ketchup. This is allowed.


Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (WX+x0)


No one should do this.

Ever.....

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

254 When do they vote on the charge of beating Hillary like a cheap snare drum?

Posted by: Roy at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (SUJyY)

255 240 And Melania. Just sayin'.

Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (Gylu/)

256 This is the alleged MODERATE donkey....
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:22 PM (DJFLF)

No such thing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (H8QX8)

257 Dems are very good at voting as a block. Its always the GOP that manages to get fooled by a trojan horse in an election.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (r+sAi)

258 I hope they bury MUTT next to McLame

I'll bring the Blatz

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (rpxSz)

259 Only reason Romney is voting to convict is he and his family were in on the looting of Ukraine and Trump knows it and is investigating.

He has to vote to convict in order to protect himself by being able to claim that Trump is going after his political enemies.

Very principled.

Posted by: Sharkman at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (+HeT6)

260 Trump needs to appoint me as AG in his second term...

I'll show you justice.

Democrat doors throughout Washington would be kicked down to gather documents and evidence of whatever I can find or plausibly make up.

Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (U6f/q)

261 Hey, did you guys know Mitt Romney is profoundly religious? If not, he'll tell you.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (XrCyE)

He has deeply held convictions. And if you don't like them, he has other deeply held convictions.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (DU2N9)

262 Once they get to 34 "not guilty" votes, it is over but for the tears.

Posted by: JAS at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (IsG7k)

263 Mitch McConnell should make an example of Romney.

If Romney quits, will they put a Democrat temporary senator?

Will doing this to a lowly Freshman piss off Moocowski or Collins?

Screww Romney. Take away any privileges. Leave him with one, new useless Committee Assignment.

In 2021, move him to the shittiest office available, the one that is given to the lowliest frehman.

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (+0uDE)

264
Rush Limbaugh is staring into the abyss and human vermin like Defecto, Schemer and Malig-Nancy are hale and hearty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

265 >>>>229 Seriously. Did Romney REALLY want a job at CNN...?

I do think Ace was right a few threads back...he might think he can be a VP candidate for either Biden or Buttigeg.

Unfortunately, Mitt is an idiot and fails to realize that the second the left doesn't need him to attack Trump, he'll go right back to being Homophobic Racist Morman Weirdo that Hates Dogs and Gives Cancer.

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (datdl)

266 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Just noting that for the record.
Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (2PXwn)
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I'll cop to that also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (QyoQ9)

267 But it is only just the beginning.

Posted by: The guy who tries to rein in the guys who say it's beginning at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (m45I2)

268 31 193 Romney should have voted Not Proven since he's Scottish.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (U9Qbt)


Thought he was Mexican.
______________

He's 100%, pure-bred asshole.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (k4dH2)

269 Is Mitt Romney President yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (datdl)

270
Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Hope springs eternal.

Whore stinks like urinal.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (9ca3j)

271 So, we will have endless impeachments? Will there be more this year? Will Mitch tell them the next time "Fuck Off"?
Does Double Jeopardy count in impeachments?

Because this is 0 for 2 on the fucking Russians, friend of Putin, political enemies, pay back.....

Posted by: Groundhog at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (VYwSh)

272 Hope he likes the Washington weather. He's not going to get anything else done for the people of Utah. He will also be taken off list of meetings with the president.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (VpIIl)

It's more than that. Having the 2012 GOP candidate try to convict the 2016 winner just shows what a rotten, disgusting pack of thieves and pedophiles occupy the realm of "high finance." Trump could dine out on this level of treachery for the rest of his terms, and probably the rest of his life.

Honestly, I think professional moralists who don't get how important loyalty is deserve to be trapped in a hangman's tree, to twist and moan for all eternity.

Posted by: trev006 at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (+9YYq)

273 Rush Limbaugh is staring into the abyss and human vermin like Defecto, Schemer and Malig-Nancy are hale and hearty.





Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)


Thanks for typing what I've been wanting to all day. Sigh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (ptqGC)

274 258 I hope they bury MUTT next to McLame

I'll bring the Blatz
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (rpxSz)


I'll bring the Skid Row container of homeless diarrhea.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)

275 Lee is a disappointment. I would like at least one rock solid republican senator in my state. He was that once upon a time. Now I have one mealy mouthed dem operative (Romney), and one once solid conservative letting the slime of the swamp infect him and change him.

Utah, we deserve better.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (hvf9s)

276 After this Impeachment travesty is behind us, the Rectification of Names needs to begin in earnest.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff



The settling of ALL family business needs to begin.

In earnest.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (VtwaX)

277 Ha! I guessed, I mean shrewdly analyzed, right about Sinema! Ha!

Gooooo me!

Is this shit over yet?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

278
Republicans, Democrats, and Romney.

Us, them, and you, Mitt.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (p1xYG)

279 After all of the screaming is done, the fact remains that teh Democrats took their best shot at Trump and missed horribly. They have no immunized him and set him loose. The rest of this year is going to be fun.

(Yes, they can impeach again, but after this any further attempts will be treated as worthless.)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (hLRSq)

280 275 Lee is a disappointment. I would like at least one rock solid republican senator in my state.


Try living in CA. like me

Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (6XlcD)

281 Romney sucks bigly

Posted by: Aud at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (uBywd)

282 Benedict Romney, go back to England, ye bloody Tory.
There I feel better now.......

Posted by: Alaska Paul at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (Hc+rA)

283 209 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Just noting that for the record.
Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (2PXwn)

Time to start passing out the swords for mass seppuku?

Posted by: Allie at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (UnA8+)

284 217, Wasn't me saying it. The guys drooling over Sinema are attributing her looks to her votes--she is voting for where her bread is buttered and that is Dem when it counts.

My trust of politicians in general to do the right thing absent the risk of a public flogging is low. My trust in Democratic politicians to do the right thing at any important moment other than to change parties was beat out of me in the 98 impeachment of Billy Jeff. Nothing occurring between those two points has persuaded me differently over the years. Praise the Lord that Trump ain't no career politician.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (EUDB2)

285 Can this shit ever end?

Posted by: The Guy Who Wonders If This Shit Will Ever End at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (VtwaX)

=======================
No.

Posted by: Ramses II at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (Pqytn)

286 Mitt Romney won't finish out his term

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (CqE5x)

287 To hell with Fox.
so true. C-span has always been better but it is that thing you fail to appreciate when you have it. Fox is gone imo. Perino, Wallac, and Baeir are all rabidly Never Trump it seems and they are who the network chose to cover this. Oh, Mitt was so brave, so religious! gag!

Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (n13/j)

288 Donald Trump is acquitted forever.

Posted by: Fortcoins at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (JbL9Q)

289 62...
You mean to say Trump wasn't removed when the House impeached him? Zounds!
Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:16 PM (YVvSQ)

And then Hillary would've been President!!!11!!
They promised!!!

Posted by: SJWs everywhere, crying at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (Rbu5d)

290 Rush Limbaugh is staring into the abyss and human vermin like Defecto, Schemer and Malig-Nancy are hale and hearty.









Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

The good die young, but the bad suffer eternal damnation.


Posted by: Archer at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (gmo/4)

291 Romney won't quit. He's too arrogant and egocentric. He's going to sit around Washington and stick people in the squeakhole while screaming "look at me" every chance he gets.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (VpIIl)

292 IT'S ALL OVER! IT'S ALL OVER!

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)

293 Look at Schumer.
Hunched over, looking around like a weasel

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (vEIlU)

294 Ok it's two scoops time. 34+ not guilty.


Posted by: Ice Cream Server to the God-Emperor at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (ufFY8)

295 Manchin - guilty on obstruction

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (XN+hF)

296 Not the first time Kamaltoe has tried to convict an innocent man.

At least she doesn't get to put him on death row this time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (qUFPp)

297 and 34 equals acquitted for life again.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (r+sAi)

298 Two Senate pick ups! Manchin and Jones...

Az is weird so, this might not hurt Miss Naughty Boots...

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (32YRo)

299
It's over. Go take a jump, Dem slime.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (7rVsF)

300 And that'll do it.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (2PXwn)

301 There are 4 senators who have installed relatives on the board of some corporation receiving US Foreign Aid. Pelosi, Biden, Schiff and Romney. Who could have guessed those 4 would be involved with the impeachment effort?

Posted by: Mr.Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (5prN7)

302 > "After this Impeachment travesty is behind us, the Rectification of Names needs to begin in earnest."

I'll settle for the "Draining of the Swamp."

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (XehFa)

303 Ugh. Is it over yet? Running around here doing schtuff.

Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (Gylu/)

304

Manchin... Guilty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (vEIlU)

305 ACQUITTED!!!!!!

Posted by: rd at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (+0uDE)

306 But it is only just the beginning.
Posted by: The guy who tries to rein in the guys who say it's beginning at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (m45I2)
---------

We've only just begun.

Posted by: the gal who feels obligated to correct the guy who is reining in the other guy at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (/669Q)

307 What this country needs right now is my father.

Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (oFFYf)

308 Try living in CA. like me
Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (6XlcD)
----------------

Preach it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (QyoQ9)

309 What - do they each make a speech before they vote? Why isn't it over?

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (lkl+P)

310 Is time traveling Obama from 2008 President yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (datdl)

311 Murky got her baksheesh.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (XN+hF)

312 Yay! Past 34, cannot reove!

Posted by: goon at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (gY8Ir)

313 A. Mitt ain't gonna be veep candidate for the clown car posse.

B. Debbie Stabenow will be and it will be hilarious when Trump carries Michigan again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (XrCyE)

314 I thought Manchin might go Maverick until his stupid statement yesterday that instead of impeaching the president, let's censure him because he shouldn't be asking a country in which we have a written agreement to cooperate with each other on investigations to investigate whether a sitting VP who was assigned to supervise Ukraine's acceptance of US taxpayer funds had been involved in corruption there with his son. Something every paper and newsmagazine/blog at the time last summer was bringing up .

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (d7hF9)

315 39 not guilties. It's over

Posted by: JAS at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (IsG7k)

316 Can this shit ever end?

Posted by: The Guy Who Wonders If This Shit Will Ever End at February 05, 2020 04:26 PM (VtwaX)

Truthfully, if the Democrats are stupid enough to start this shit again, Trump will hit 60% in the polls.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (CqE5x)

317 Ha! I guessed, I mean shrewdly analyzed, right about Sinema! Ha!

Gooooo me!

Is this shit over yet?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (mf5HN)



Oh, you shrewdly analyzed over Sinema, no question.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (gd9RK)

318 Romney - not guilty

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (lwiT4)

319 The good die young, but the bad suffer eternal damnation.

I want them to suffer damnation now

Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (6XlcD)

320 Did Romney vote not guilty on the second charge?

Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (2PXwn)

321 If Manchin and Sinema were even considering voting Not Guilty, I expect Schumer applied some form of irresistable pressure to them, so the Democrats can claim there is bi-partisan support (Romney) to convict PDT.




Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (AMIL/)

322 Wait did Romney just vote Not Guilty on Article 2?

Posted by: Mr.Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (5prN7)

323 240
212

The Donald will have a beautiful steak cooked well done and with

ketchup. This is allowed.




Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (WX+x0)


Don't forget the two scoops of ice cream.


steak ala mode?

Posted by: Anachronda at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (sGtp+)

324
Hunched over, looking around like a weasel
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (vEIlU)
-----
Hey!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (MVjcR)

325 Well so much for Cinnamon.

Fuck off and die, smunt.

And thanks again West Virginia and Montana voters for giving us Tester and Manchin again, you stupid fucks.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (+dsLj)

326 34th vote to acquit on 2 just went in.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (P/ALc)

327 So, we will have endless impeachments? Will there be more this year? Will Mitch tell them the next time "Fuck Off"?
Does Double Jeopardy count in impeachments?

Because this is 0 for 2 on the fucking Russians, friend of Putin, political enemies, pay back.....

Posted by: Groundhog at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (VYwSh)



I will repeat, there is going to be an impeachment a month.

July will be two scoops.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

328 artisanal 'ette: "How could they vote Obstruction when he released the transcript!"

Them's the rules of Calvinball.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (6eEQ+)

329 Mittens is trying to split the baby. Not wise.

Posted by: JAS at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (IsG7k)

330 280 275 Lee is a disappointment. I would like at least one rock solid republican senator in my state.


Try living in CA. like me
________________

Not much better here in AZ, where we've got an old hooker and a RINO lesbian.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (k4dH2)

331 This impeachment is over let the next one begin.

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (KNsKs)

332 Rombley - not guilty

Splitting the baby.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (XN+hF)

333 I usually don't drink mid-week, but I'll have beer later for a minor celebration.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (r+sAi)

334 Romney split his vote

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (pPYaf)

335 Two Senate pick ups! Manchin and Jones...

Az is weird so, this might not hurt Miss Naughty Boots...
Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (32YRo)

For the 50th time, Manchin is NOT UP IN 2020

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (DU2N9)

336 I'll bring the Skid Row container of homeless diarrhea.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (zBaqJ)


18 and life, you got it.

18 and life to go.

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (Zz0t1)

337 264
Rush Limbaugh is staring into the abyss and human vermin like Defecto, Schemer and Malig-Nancy are hale and hearty.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

Ecclesiastes 7:15

Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (YVvSQ)

338 The next person who talks about Sinema's boobs get's it in the neck.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (VpIIl)

What about her ass?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 05, 2020


*
*

We're ready!

Posted by: Axe Handles at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (Ejm1K)

339 Fox sucks. I don't know why you guys still watch it. Chrissy Wallace interviewed Romney. That should tell you something.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (VpIIl)

340 Let's hope that the Donald gets two scoops of Melania tonight, he deserves it.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

341

Romney... Not Guilty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (vEIlU)

342

Mitt will get the SI/ESPN Bravery in Sports Award this year.

Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (wvmhf)

343 Romney - not guilty


Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (lwiT4)


Wut? How did I miss that?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

344 Romney Caved! NOT GUILTY!

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (0jZvB)

345 Romney - not guilty
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (lwiT4)

He split the baby?

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (CqE5x)

346 Ya'll are quicker than I can type! LOL!

Posted by: Mr.Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (5prN7)

347 322
Wait did Romney just vote Not Guilty on Article 2?

pretty sure he said he was going to.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (sGtp+)

348 Shitshow over. Trump acquitted.

Poof!

Posted by: nono at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (2Cm6i)

349

So Romney played the fence sitting Shapiro move.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (vEIlU)

350 We should never have gone through this, and they should never be forgiven for putting us through it. A vicious infantile farce.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (H8QX8)

351 All three of those seats are winnable.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (xmKbk)

352 Bitch Romney voted not guilty on the second article.

It won't save you, Bitch.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (qUFPp)

353 Choke on THAT David French and the NeverTrumpers!

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (0jZvB)

354 SEMI GUILTY ALMOST GUILTY WOTS THE QUESTION? ARE THE CAMERAS ON ME ? I"M GUILTY
MR T IS NOT....whe'ns Supper are the Popeye sammichs still in Nadlers office ? YAWN wot a Fuster Cluck...they reAD ALL THE SHIT THE DEMS SAID again ffs WHY ANYONE JUST TUNING IN HEARS THEIR BOGUS TALKING POINTS ANOTHER TIME...INTO THE RECORD.

I'm witholding aid to Ukranian broads unless they put out QAUM pro DONG.

Posted by: saf at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (5IHGB)

355 I never assumed Synema would vote against her funding.

We are, at this point, forced to assume that every Democrat is the enemy. And, really, that includes those who vote for them.

Posted by: JEM at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (8erNz)

356 AZ Whore - guilty

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (XN+hF)

357 332 Rombley - not guilty

Splitting the baby.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (XN+hF)

He's still a nutless lump of soy and estrogen.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (RD7QR)

358 Romney's hoping we'll only hate him half as much.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (ptqGC)

359

Sinema Guilty

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (vEIlU)

360 Romney is merely trying to position himself as "The New Maverick" so that in future close votes in the Senate all the buzz will be about 'what will Mitt Romney do'.

I think his team is already hawking WWMRD wrist bands online.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (m45I2)

361 Does Double Jeopardy count in impeachments?

Because this is 0 for 2 on the fucking Russians, friend of Putin, political enemies, pay back.....

Posted by: Groundhog at February 05, 2020 04:28 PM (VYwSh)
---
No. This is not a prosecution. As much as people are playing it up to be.

The founders weren't boneheads--in fact, interest was one of their main way of seeing politics. I can't believe they ever thought that a Senate full of interested representatives would ever behave like an impartial jury.

That's why they put the House vote as a check on removal, in case the Senate was too interested in removing officers.

The media does little but feed lies 24/7.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (DuZls)

362 And we have 53

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (lwiT4)

363 47 - 53

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (ZCEU2)

364

Thank God this is over.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (vEIlU)

365 I've got a Romney/Ryan mug that I use for storing old pens and pencils. It's in one of my garage cabinets, and every time I see it I throw up in my mouth a little bit.

I've been wanting to junk it, but it still works for it's main purpose. Will probably color over that dumb logo tonight because it brings me shame to think I donated to that scum.

Posted by: Engelwood at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (FI0KD)

366 What a putz

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (CqE5x)

367 342

Mitt will get the SI/ESPN Bravery in Sports Award this year.

Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (wvmhf)

Hopefully it doesn't involve a transition.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (j3npP)

368
"Hey everyone! We're all gonna get laid!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (7rVsF)

369 What an equivocating SOB.

He can't even betray you consistently.

Posted by: Dr. T at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (2PXwn)

370 Hopefully Mitch will introduce Pierre's head to the Senate cafeteria deep fat fryer in about an hour, but I wouldn't count on it - still a guy can dream.

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (32YRo)

371 Oh ggreg...what was that about today being a disaster for Trump...?

Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (qSCcj)

372 340 Melania will give multiple scoops to POTUS tonight.

Posted by: nono at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (2Cm6i)

373 Is Martin Sheen from a TV Show President yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (datdl)

374 Rush Limbaugh is staring into the abyss and human vermin like Defecto, Schemer and Malig-Nancy are hale and hearty.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (zBaqJ)

To be fair, he refuses to bathe in baby and virgin blood like they do, Elizabeth Bathory style. Good for him.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (hvf9s)

375 OK, who flipped on the second vote?
I missed it.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (ufFY8)

376 Does Double Jeopardy count in impeachments?

No

Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (6XlcD)

377 Romney - not guilty

Nope.


GUILTY

and

not guilty.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (9ca3j)

378 Acquitted forever!!!!

Posted by: Seriously yall at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (LIhNq)

379 342

Mitt will get the SI/ESPN Bravery in Sports Award this year.

Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (wvmhf)

Hopefully it doesn't involve a transition.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (j3npP)

I hope it Does!

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (ONvIw)

380 Let Mitt Romney be a lesson: Never vote for anyone team Never Trump approves of in the primary. No matter if it is for President or Dog Catcher.

Just look at who they support, and vote for the other Republican. Don't vote for their girl in 2024 either, she is Mitt with a wig.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (cfkTP)

381 >>>103 LOL why did anybody think Sinema or Manchin or Romney would vote otherwise?

A lot of NeverTrump/TrueConInc people thought Manchin and Sinema were some sort of Unicorn Democrats that wouldn't be party slaves. Particularly Sinema for some reason.

...

I wouldn't say it was the C**k Class. I know a lot of strong conservatives, including strong conservative women, who are for some reason smitten with Sinema.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (PbpT7)

382 Holy cats. It's over. Now send the articles to Trump to tear in two and send to Nancy.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (ptqGC)

383 Is there anything that could happen to the Romneys now

that you would say "aww, that's awful"


FUCK ALL OF THEM , ROT IN HELL

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (rpxSz)

384 Still your President, bitchez!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (XN+hF)

385 The Trump Presidecy is free and clear!
Hallelujah!

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (ZCEU2)

386 Ta Ra Ra Boom Di Aye

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (lwiT4)

387 BTW--Crazy Speaker Lady tipped their hand.

They will shutdown the government and will not pass a budget. It is the last card they have.

Thus do I prophesy.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (XrCyE)

388 Thank God this is over.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (vEIlU)
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Amen to that. I wonder if they'll have the guts to try again this year.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (/669Q)

389 53-47 to acquit on 2.

Back to the House basement.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (P/ALc)

390 So Cinnamon girl's applause at the SOTU last night was a bullshit show designed to fool the rubes.

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (11H2y)

391 Pelosi's Lament

Here I sit brokenhearted
Came to Schiff but only farted.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)

392 282 Benedict Romney, go back to England, ye bloody Tory.
There I feel better now.......
Posted by: Alaska Paul at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM

Fuck that noise! We didn't like Arnold, and we certainly don't like Mitt! Give him to Angela or Macron.

Posted by: British Tories at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (vVxVg)

393 Oh shit. I could have hit it big in Vegas but I missed. Who split the baby?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (gd9RK)

394 WooHooooo!

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (lwiT4)

395 Fuck the Democrats. Mindless fucking zombies. I'd like to think Jones and Manchin would be dumped, but I'm not convinced.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (AFSld)

396 329
Mittens is trying to split the baby. Not wise.


Posted by: JAS


Before second vote: F*** you, Mitt.
After second vote: F*** you, Mitt.

How'd that work out for you, asswipe.

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (T6t7i)

397


Fake News will spin this as "not enough votes to convict" instead of "not guilty."

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (DTBzc)

398 So the next impeachment has started? You know they will.

Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (Gylu/)

399 His fate is sealed. I don't know how but a gut feeling. This self-righteous stunt of his was so jejune, so phony, so despicable, as to be ultimately obvious to everybody. It will begin to stink very quickly, and everybody will smell it and want no part of it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Maybe setting himself up for a gig on CNN or CNBC. He certainly doesn't need the money but his ego would love to pontificate and have his face in every airport and hotel.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (oiNtH)

400 I like Romney

in a dungeon
on a spit
deep at sea

at home in Russia
cradled in China
bought in Ukraine

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (lkl+P)

401 MAGA! 47-53

Posted by: Dax at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (9Kjfc)

402 Happy Acquitmas!!!!!
Time until the House tries again in 3...2...1..

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (11H2y)

403 Did Romney vote to convict on both counts?

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (4e+hS)

404 I wouldn't say it was the C**k Class. I know a lot of strong conservatives, including strong conservative women, who are for some reason smitten with Sinema.
Posted by: ace


Squaw speaks with forked tongue.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (VtwaX)

405 From the Art thread this morning (he nailed it):


327 Sinema is going to vote to convict and then conservatives love affair with her will be over.

She's playing the Russ Feingold game. Talk bi-partisan, vote with the GOP when it doesn't matter and always be there for Schumer when needed.

This is the most meaningful vote of her career so far. She will not break ranks.

Posted by: ggreg at February 05, 2020 10:28 AM (045k4)

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,111 of the Trump Impeachment at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (Z/rHa)

406 I've been wanting to junk it, but it still works for it's main purpose. Will probably color over that dumb logo tonight because it brings me shame to think I donated to that scum.

Posted by: Engelwood at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (FI0KD)
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Send it back to Mitt. Tell him why.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (DuZls)

407

It's O-V-A, ovah.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (DTBzc)

408 >>>Thank God this is over.


Now who's being naive, Kay.

Posted by: Adam Schiff, starting up the next fake impeachment inquiry at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (PbpT7)

409 SHIT Romney voted to acquit on 2nd charge

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (BqBId)

410 Hallelujah the farce is over.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (ayFCE)

411 FUCK ALL OF THEM , ROT IN HELL
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (rpxSz)

I am hoping for political and financial ruin

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (ONvIw)

412 So Jones and Manchin are willing to bet their constituents have short memories, eh? We'll see.




They fucking do have short memories. That's the only reason the Democrat Party even exists for crying out loud.

Churchill was right.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (j42ZK)

413 The vengeance should begin with shutting down the electric grid in Schiff's district.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (WQZ1O)

414 So the next impeachment has started? You know they will.


Posted by: turambar


--

I think they said the next impeachment starts Monday.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (YslsA)

415 I think Romney split the baby.

Blood all over now.
Democrat blood....lol

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (ufFY8)

416 Just called Sainted Mother, her. "I'll call you back, I want to see how this goes, can you believe that bastard Romney?"

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (2ygtH)

417 I will repeat, there is going to be an impeachment a month.

July will be two scoops.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (mf5HN)

They really want the voters to punish them that much? Have they thought of using a safe word?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (hLRSq)

418
Did Romney vote to convict on both counts?

Posted by: Dr Spank


No, just the first one.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (DTBzc)

419 Next comes the stampede to the mics and cameras. My money's on Schiff, followed by Schumer, elbowing Nadler out of the way.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (ptqGC)

420 Romney, not even the courage to convict on both accounts.

Gad, what a crapweasel.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (QyoQ9)

421 Not a single democrat had the decency or courage to vote against this shitshow.

Not one fucking democrat voted on the merits of the case, they all voted to remove a sitting President on nothing more than orange man bad.

I can haz national divorce now?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (+dsLj)

422 Acquitted

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (CqE5x)

423 Hey, what do we want to talk about now?

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (90T4r)

424 It's done. Finally!

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (G0vdT)

425 GUILTY

and

not guilty.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (9ca3j)

the sign of a scumbag

babysplitter

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (rpxSz)

426 So will Nancy tear up the acquittal?

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (11H2y)

427
Let the name Willard Mitt Romney be stricken from the record and henceforth be never written or spoken again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (rCwaK)

428 Did Romney vote to convict on both counts?


Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (4e+hS)


First count only

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (lwiT4)

429 403 Did Romney vote to convict on both counts?

No. He voted not guilty on obstruction.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (XN+hF)

430 The good die young, but the bad suffer eternal damnation.

I want them to suffer damnation now
Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (6XlcD)
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I'd be up for them having internal damnation.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (jW9oF)

431 Why do I get the feeling this is one of those movies that finishes with:

The End....?

Posted by: Droopy at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (XZPbq)

432 I walked into a convenience store and this broad had to tell me how much she hated that Trump kept robocalling her. I thought it was bs as why would Trump be doing this at this point? Sure for donations but still it did not add up. No way this lady was going to donate. But she went on and on that it was only Trump and no Dems called.

I said bullshit, And showed her my phone. I get these fake, lying text messages from Bernie fans and have received sqaudoosh from Trump.
The point of this diatribe is there are many ill people out there. And if you live in a blue area or any metropolitan city, these loons assume everyone agrees with their bullshit. It is a freaking store. Sell me the items and move on. I don't give a damn about what you think about Trump you angry bitty. And I showed her my phone and Bernie texts to shut her up.

Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (n13/j)

433 Mitt Romney splits his vote, and I have no doubt he walks away thinking that he'll get credit for being only a lukewarm backstabbing fink.

Posted by: Monty James at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (aNZO8)

434 Romney hated the 47%. And, he also hated a whole bunch of us that voted for him. We just were so anxious to get rid of Obama we didn't notice.

Posted by: EveR at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (R0z7P)

435 Romney should have voted Not Proven since he's Scottish.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (U9Qbt)


Thought he was Mexican.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:25 PM (lkl+P)

Whatever he is, he's not American.

Posted by: Surfperch at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (speO7)

436 Did that fucking coward actually flip his vote on the second article?

Yeah, we're not going to forgive, Mitt. Religion is religion, politics is politics.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (XrCyE)

437 Yeah, more impeachments are coming if the House remains Democrat.

A) As long as they can hinder Trumpmania, they will do so.

B) To maintain a strong defense of the crimes their leadership has committed (mainly Clinton and Obama), they have to charge the competition with the crimes they themselves have committed.

This tantrum and spectacle is a tactic and moderately effective as offensive as it is.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (6eEQ+)

438 The ritual kissing of Robert's ass.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (XN+hF)

439 Did Romney vote to convict on both counts?


Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (4e+hS)


First count only
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (lwiT4)
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A fence-straddler, as per usual.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (jW9oF)

440
Since it wasn't a bipartisan acquittal it's not a real acquittal.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (7rVsF)

441 I know a lot of strong conservatives, including strong conservative women, who are for some reason smitten with Sinema."
Because she's pretty attractive for a US Senator.
If the Lao Donk don't want to give the nom back to the Chappaqua Horror, they're welcome to Slick Willard Rombly.

Posted by: Still Another Zap Rowsdower at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (P/ALc)

442 So much for integrity. It's all about tribalism now, isn't it? We're the Hutu and the Tootsies, or whatever those Rwandan maniacs were called.
where's my freaking machete??
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (DJFLF)
......

Tutsis were also known as Watutsis, which I thought was some kind of dance. Crazy me, I'll just stick with the pygmy cannibals.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (v0R5T)

443 It seems this nightmare has been going on forever.

Oh wait. It has.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)

444

****FISTBUMP*****

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (vEIlU)

445 If I was Mitch, I would bring judges up for a vote. Let's get that train back on the rails.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (EUDB2)

446 In my defense I missed it because I was pouring a Bourbon.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (gd9RK)

447 Acquitted Forever!

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (DuZls)

448 I think there needs to be more nuclear testing in UT.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (6/uwW)

449 427
Let the name Willard Mitt Romney be stricken from the record and henceforth be never written or spoken again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (rCwaK)

May his name be erased.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (ONvIw)

450 Romney, not even the courage to convict on both accounts.

He voted to convict an innocent man in order to vent his spleen.


You took a shot at the king, Mutt.


Ya missed.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (9ca3j)

451 A week ago heard maybe some Democrats would split their vote, only Mittens that back stabbing bastard

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (ZCEU2)

452 I want them to suffer damnation now
Posted by: It's me donna at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (6XlcD)

Now will soon be over. Our lives are short, short things.

Eternity is eternity.

Our anguish will be forgotten in the span of time. Theirs will endure for the rest of it.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (J+mig)

453 Free atlas. Free atlas. Thank God almighty. Free atlas.

Posted by: Guy who likes free maps at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (aKsyK)

454 There are no moderate Democrats. They would vote as a block for absolutely anything their leadership directed them to support.

Posted by: OCBill at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (Ij9pi)

455 >>>So Jones and Manchin are willing to bet their constituents have short memories, eh? We'll see.


It happens every time Manchin is up for reelection. WV just forgives him.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (AFSld)

456 421 Not a single democrat had the decency or courage to vote against this


you used decency and Donk in the same sentence

lets drink

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (rpxSz)

457
Waaaaaaaah! Other smart kids get to turn in incomplete work and get full credit - why not us?

That's because you are not "smart kids".

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (pNxlR)

458 423
Hey, what do we want to talk about now?

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (90T4r)

Back to Sinemas tits?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (hmgiv)

459 I cain't acquit you.

Posted by: Mitt at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (DuZls)

460 Roberts gets a Golden Gavel. Nice. Now leave, John.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (ptqGC)

461 Im sure Jones will be dumped, Manchin will be there forever, as long as he cuts ads of him shooting ducks for his next reelection campaign.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (+dsLj)

462 When is Trump going to speak....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (CqE5x)

463 Oh, Jeez, a golden gavel for the CJ?

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (11H2y)

464 Posted by: Samurai Delicatessen

Belushi was hilarious in those skits.
Eyes darting around, then the eyebrow went up...

Posted by: SJWs everywhere, crying at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (Rbu5d)

465 390 So Cinnamon girl's applause at the SOTU last night was a bullshit show designed to fool the rubes.

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM (11H2y)


No, she's a proud Democrat woman who knows her own mind and won't be pushed around.
She dresses as she pleases, she applauses as she pleases, and she votes Democrat.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (lkl+P)

466 McConnell giving out prizes...kinda like Nancy's pens!

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (0jZvB)

467 The Dems are going to shutdown the Guvviment? The Party of Guvviment is going to shut down the Guvviment?

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (Pqytn)

468

Nice Headline, Ace!


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (DTBzc)

469 Sooooooo looking forward to November.

Trump's re-election numbers will be epic!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (k4dH2)

470 When does the voting start?

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (MVjcR)

471 Romney must pay for his treason.

Posted by: Iblis at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (9221z)

472 Interesting that Manchin decided to give up his Senate seat, for who? Chuck "I'll have to be blasted out of this seat by Mr. Death in 2030" Schumer?

Makes no sense - but its his retirement.

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (32YRo)

473 New articles of impeachment by the end of next month, if not sooner. They'll try to do this until election day.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (RD7QR)

474
Giving Roberts the Golden Gavel?

eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)

475 The Golden Gavel.

smh. Are you fvcking kidding me.

Is he going to put it on his shelf next to his Silver Sow award?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (XN+hF)

476 A fence-straddler, as per usual.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (jW9oF)
........

One old man ball on each side.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

477 I heard Jerry Nadler was violently pushing people away from the Congressional buffet table.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (VpIIl)

478 Acquittal both counts, Color me shocked & SHIT Romney didn't have the balls to vote for Conviction or Acquittal on Both charges what a Fucking Turd Burglar Crapweasel

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (BqBId)

479 Can we get back to the important things now? Wait, I forgot what the important things are.

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (lwiT4)

480 Romney, not even the courage to convict on both accounts.

Gad, what a crapweasel.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (QyoQ9)

He can't even do Iago well.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (hLRSq)

481 It's all over!!!!


No more nonsense!!!!




yeah I know

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (QLPEO)

482

Typically given with over 100 hours or some crap. But Turtle seems to be kissing up.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (vEIlU)

483 stfu Mitch

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (rpxSz)

484 So can we NOW drop the illusion that any democrat will see truth and act on it?

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (H8QX8)

485 Trump should send pens to all those Senators who voted for acquittal, Romney gets a pencil.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (4e+hS)

486 next up: Trump has the Capital Building burned down and declares himself Dictator.

I am sure there are plenty of leftists who have been imagining for the past three years that they were going to wake up one morning and that would be on all the tv channels

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (4a9Vv)

487 WV has the highest number of pregnant smokers in the United States.

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (lkl+P)

488 427


Let the name Willard Mitt Romney be stricken from the record and henceforth be never written or spoken again.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear


So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: pep at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (T6t7i)

489 May Romney's name replace Benedict Arnold's in the halls of infamy.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (j42ZK)

490 The Turtle did it, good job.
Now start seating more judges tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (ZCEU2)

491 is it over?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

492 432 I walked into a convenience store and this broad had to tell me how much she hated that Trump kept robocalling her. I thought it was bs as why would Trump be doing this at this point? Sure for donations but still it did not add up. No way this lady was going to donate. But she went on and on that it was only Trump and no Dems called.

I said bullshit, And showed her my phone. I get these fake, lying text messages from Bernie fans and have received sqaudoosh from Trump.
The point of this diatribe is there are many ill people out there. And if you live in a blue area or any metropolitan city, these loons assume everyone agrees with their bullshit. It is a freaking store. Sell me the items and move on. I don't give a damn about what you think about Trump you angry bitty. And I showed her my phone and Bernie texts to shut her up.

Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (n13/j)

Yeah I've gotten texts from various dems in the past. I presume someone sold them my info.

Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (YVvSQ)

493 Two Senate pick ups! Manchin and Jones...

Az is weird so, this might not hurt Miss Naughty Boots...
Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 04:29 PM (32YRo)

For the 50th time, Manchin is NOT UP IN 2020
Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (DU2N9)

I think Ace needs to have a separate side bar for "memes on the internet that aren't true". Put this one on there and also that Romney's son wasn't on the board of Burisma.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (d7hF9)

494 Let the name Willard Mitt Romney be stricken from the record and henceforth be never written or spoken again.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 05, 2020 04:34 PM (rCwaK)
-----
The Ephialtes of the Senate.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (jW9oF)

495 Gerg just trying to make the shit sandwich his side is eating more palatable.All the talking points in the world ain't gonna help. LOL

Posted by: steevy at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (KNsKs)

496 Annnnd...it's over. Not Guilty on both counts.

Our long national nightmare is over.

Now we can wake up and realize we're sharing the bed with a disease-ridden hippie chick, and we have no memory of the night before.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (ySK7x)

497 Face it. Schumer told the Dems that he would not brook a "bipartisan" acquittal, so they can press the Republicans on being "partisan stooges".

Narrative is everything to these people. And if the American people ever wise up to that, Dems are over.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (DuZls)

498 I can't believe Deep State Roberts is getting an award for having allowed this shitshow to happen.

Posted by: nono at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (2Cm6i)

499 now they are gonna stroke each others cocks


fuck em

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (rpxSz)

500 Oh just stop, Schumer. Enough.

I need to finally head out and buy pork chops for dinner.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (ptqGC)

501 re 485: or a used tampon. Bloody fool.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (4a9Vv)

502 tubal: "Hey, what do we want to talk about now?"

So, when's the next impeachment and/or shark week?

Posted by: MFM at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (6eEQ+)

503 WV has the highest number of pregnant smokers in the United States.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (lkl+P)


And WV is such a beautiful state. Too bad it's chock full of fuckwits.

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (Zz0t1)

504 can RBG die today? please?

Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (d7Ww2)

505 stfu Mitch
^^

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (9ca3j)

506 FUCK THAT BENEDICT MORMON DOG

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (85Gof)

507 Withe economy moving along great, and America generally prospering, it takes a special kind of evil man to want to shatter that for his own ego.

I'm sure Kristol is calling Mitt right now about running third party.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (l9m7l)

508 thanks, soothsayer.

It's a good headline.

Posted by: ace at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (PbpT7)

509 I was hoping acquittal meant we wouldn't have to hear from Schumer again for at least a day. I was wrong.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (/669Q)

510 471 Romney must pay for his treason.
Posted by: Iblis at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (9221z)

He will.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (H8QX8)

511 Tune in next month for the Impeachment Trial 2. This time Trump put chocolate syrup on his two scoops of ice cream. The horror!

Posted by: dantesed at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (88xKn)

512 Trump should send pens to all those Senators who voted for acquittal, Romney gets a pencil.

The biggest, most luxurious bag of flaming dog shit.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (XrCyE)

513 This is the most meaningful vote of her career so far. She will not break ranks.

Posted by: ggreg at February 05, 2020 10:28 AM (045k4)
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,111 of the Trump Impeachment at February 05, 2020 04:33 PM

One could say the same thing about Tulsi's vote in the House.

Making nicey-nice with Rush is only the human thing to do. It shouldn't give her Profiles in Courage brownie points with conservatives.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (iuFgi)

514 420 Romney, not even the courage to convict on both accounts.

Gad, what a crapweasel.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

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He is too much a coward to even go full on traitor. He is like a poor man's Benedict Arnold. Just that Arnold did something useful before his betrayal.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (cfkTP)

515 From the Art thread this morning (he nailed it):

Who gives a shit? The demented dickless shit-for-brains also thought it was going to be the end for Trump.

Posted by: perspicacity at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (h5TKJ)

516 Do we get pudding? Flaming skull?

Posted by: azkag3d at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (+orkp)

517 is it over?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (d7Ww2)

Yes, until next week.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (d7hF9)

518 If the impeachment were a TV show, it would have been cancelled faster than "Turn on".

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (2ygtH)

519 Whoooo Hooooo!

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (ZCEU2)

520 Oh, I called it two threads ago about Hewitt. He respects his convictions, gobble, gobble, goo.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (AFSld)

521 Oh, and Doug Jones--just leave everything where you found it. You won't be needing it any more.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (XrCyE)

522 Im sure Jones will be dumped, Manchin will be there forever, as long as he cuts ads of him shooting ducks for his next reelection campaign.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:36 PM (+dsLj)

I doubt that WV voters will forgive this, even if its Joe Manchin - as long as Mitch and WV Rep put up a halfway decent candidate, that is.

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (32YRo)

523 Well Nadler has already said that starting tomorrow they are going right back to work investigating the President. So we have that to look forward to.


Hey Barr/Durham, how's that investigation going?

Tik-tok old boys, tik-tok.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (0keV9)

524 Somebody flipped their vote from one count to the other?


I thought count one was orangemanbad and count two was orangemanreallybad.

Is there a count three?

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (QLPEO)

525
I think there needs to be more nuclear testing in UT.

Posted by: Regular joe at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (6/uwW)

==================
Out: Yucca Mountain nuclear waste site In: The Beehive State.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (Pqytn)

526 Fuck, that dickhead Schumer is bloviating about the Pages and how 'cute' their serious faces were. Funny that the pages have more of a sense of the weight of this process than the Dems do.

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (11H2y)

527 Participation prizes and lavishly praising people for doing the basics of their jobs.

This is disgusting.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (XN+hF)

528 Shut up Chuck

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (CqE5x)

529 Mr Meanie?

Strippers and tacos in the canteen, Ms Sinema not invited.

Mr Meanie, Strippers and tacos in the canteen, Ms Sinema not invited.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (DY3v8)

530 Hm the golden gavel sure seemed like the bird to the chief and to Nancy.

Posted by: cowtown at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (WX+x0)

531
Im sure Jones will be dumped, Manchin will be there forever, as long as he cuts ads of him shooting ducks for his next reelection campaign.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere


RABBIT SEASON!

Posted by: Daffy Duck at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (aKsyK)

532 So does Impeachment II start tomorrow or they'll give it a rest until next week?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (WI7YS)

533

Is he going to put it on his shelf next to his Silver Sow award?

Posted by: Guy Smiley



lulz!

Is that a WKRP reference??

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (DTBzc)

534 504 can RBG die today? please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (d7Ww2)

I'm glad you said that and not me.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (ONvIw)

535 Thank God this is over.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (vEIlU)


For now.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (Ki5SV)

536 I hereby put forth a motion to have all impeachment managers cunt-punted.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (ATCV4)

537 >>> Is there anything that could happen to the Romneys now that you would say "aww, that's awful"

Yes. His wife has MS and one day will succumb to it. Like cancer or dementia, I would not wish that fate on my worst enemy.

Everything else is fair game.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (hvf9s)

538 Belushi was hilarious in those skits.
Eyes darting around, then the eyebrow went up...



He has almost no lines in Animal House but he steals every scene with physical comedy.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (gd9RK)

539 Stay tuned next week for Impeachment 2.0!

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (AFSld)

540 next articles to be introduced in 3...2...1....

Posted by: thesilentone at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (xh1To)

541 490 The Turtle did it, good job.
Now start seating more judges tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (ZCEU2)

yeah, he's a real Hammer

he's called the Turtle because he runs shell games on us

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (rpxSz)

542 Now they're thanking the cleaning crew.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (ptqGC)

543 Golden Gavel....

as if there were anything good or noble or decent to commemorate about this shitshow of a dumpster fire of a soiled diaper of a farce.

Fuck your tchochkes.

I want every one of these bastards who voted for this travesty to be branded on their forehead so we may remember for the rest of their lives exactly who they showed themselves to be.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (Ct55T)

544 Now, on to 9 months of "bombshells."

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (DB16e)

545 Can we get back to the important things now? Wait, I forgot what the important things are.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (lwiT
*******
Running around with Hair on fire pooping their pants about Barr & everything else ?

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (BqBId)

546 You took a shot at the king, Mutt.


Ya missed.
Posted by: deplorable unperson -

Yep. Trump will have the last word through people in his administration. I think a serious investigation into the Ukraine shenanigans and Ciaramella and all of the incestuous intersections with Democrats are in order.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (oiNtH)

547 I can't believe Deep State Roberts is getting an award for having allowed this shitshow to happen.


Why not a Copper Cock award for Censoring Speech? Or a Bronze Billygoat for Concealing Pertinent Facts?

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (9ca3j)

548 207 Why do The Democrats hate justice?
Posted by: Chris M at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)

First, they hated truth. And the Truth.
Justice...?

Posted by: SJWs everywhere, crying at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (Rbu5d)

549 Puss on Romney. He went Half Benedict Arnold. You never go half Benedict Arnold.

People will still be spitting at him and flipping him the bird.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (G9zNL)

550 DJT just ripped the articles of impeachment in half and wiped his ass with them.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (WQZ1O)

551 Now he's thanking THE MAID???

This is insane.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (XN+hF)

552 said this before, Schiff will announce a new double secret whistleblower in the next 8-10 weeks and insist on starting again.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (4a9Vv)

553 Trending #recallmitt

Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (/Fmtj)

554 RBG going toes up would be icing on the cake

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (ZCEU2)

555 The long national nightmare is over. What fresh hell does tomorrow bring?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (J+mig)

556 **BREAKING NEWS**
Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg has announced she has to double her dose of formaldehyde now that President Donald Trump has been acquitted, thereby denying him a third SCOTUS pick.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (N39Ws)

557 The Turtle did it, good job.
Now start seating more judges tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (ZCEU2)


Yes.

and someone needs to get a recent pict of RBG next to the current day's newpaper for the record.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (vEIlU)

558 534 504 can RBG die today? please?
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 05, 2020 04:38 PM (d7Ww2)


yes, MUTT is hot to fuck the GOP over again

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (rpxSz)

559 That's it then.

What's next ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (zlgJP)

560 Participation prizes and lavishly praising people for doing the basics of their jobs.

This is disgusting.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (XN+hF)

And each member of the Senate will also win the home version of IMPEACHMENT! by Milton Bradley....

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (CqE5x)

561 The ink's not even dry on the acquittal and 100 senators start sucking each other's dicks and inviting Roberts to join in with a lovely parting gift. Disgusting fuckers. No wonder Trump has no respect for anyone in DC.

Posted by: mc at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (l1TIo)

562 547 Copper Cock Award


LOLOL! I needed that.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (XN+hF)

563 @522

It all depends who they put up against him, you can't beat an entrenched well funded incumbent with the tomato cans that the WV GOP has put up against him.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (0keV9)

564 490 The Turtle did it, good job.
Now start seating more judges tomorrow
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (ZCEU2)

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And remove Mitt from anything useful.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (cfkTP)

565 Okay, it's all sucking each others dicks now that it's over...

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (11H2y)

566 21 artisanal
Agreed, Wallace and Juan both make me want to change the channel. Of course right now I have Schumer muted can't stand to listen to that idiot. Now we're done with this waste of time and money let's move on.
Of course screwing around with impeachment at least they're not doing damage to the nation by passing some BS.

Posted by: Farmer at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (bJcr1)

567 Yep. Trump will have the last word through people in his administration. I think a serious investigation into the Ukraine shenanigans and Ciaramella and all of the incestuous intersections with Democrats are in order.
Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (oiNtH)

I'd love to see Solamere involved.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (ONvIw)

568 Swag bags and cocaine in the lobby. Please follow directions to the after party.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (RD7QR)

569 I wouldn't say it was the C**k Class. I know a lot of strong conservatives, including strong conservative women, who are for some reason smitten with Sinema.
Posted by: ace at February 05, 2020 04:32 PM (PbpT7)


I like her because she is exactly my type. I mean, i thought I had been clear enough you could see that from space.

On a more intellectual level, I think she is very cannily positioning herself to stride is as the moderate Bill Clinton type who just wants to work with everyone for the best of the country in 2024.

I think people are confusing my liking her for being my type and admiring her positioning as being willing to vote for her which hahahaha no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

570 AoC's comments on the SOTU speech and awarding of the Medal of Freedom are absolutely disgusting.

Thanks, NY, you load of twatbiscuits.

Posted by: Sponge at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (Zz0t1)

571 I'm waiting for the YouTube's of people yelling "you suck" at Romney. There should be plenty.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (G9zNL)

572 Walls closing in status: Wide ass open in time for spring.

Go Braves.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (XrCyE)

573 > Manchin will be there forever

However, I think the perpetual speculation that Manchin is on the verge of switching parties is done now.

He'd be about as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit now.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (qUFPp)

574 Mitt will get the SI/ESPN Bravery in Sports Award this year.


Nope, he did not go all in. He will be a pariah in the eyes of both sides now.

Posted by: Diesel Jones at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (0CeRG)

575 Can we get back to the important things now? Wait, I forgot what the important things are.
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:37 PM (lwiT4)
........

Lasagna recipes and boobehs?

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

576
Schemer shumer: "...during this very trying time in our nation's history."


WHAT???
Stocks hit new record highs, the president's approvals edged up during all this!

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (DTBzc)

577 I'm going to go out on a limb and suggest there is no way Pelosi tries to climb this hill again before November.

Because she knows if she does she'll be the Minority Leader in the next CONgress.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (DU2N9)

578 Trump needs to tell the American people how much this shit show costs the tax payers thanks to Democrats.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (oiNtH)

579 Mitch calls for adjournment

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

580 Roberts actually sounds nervous. He was not confident in this role. Weird.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (vEIlU)

581 Just waitin' for the next calamity - more rounds of wild accusations and smears that the Dims will pull out of their dirty sleeves.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (+tWDL)

582 Even if Sinema did what is obviously the right thing I wouldn't be impressed. I swear sometimes we are like trained seals waiting all day for a single salmon head. "Oooh! She actually clapped for a dying girl!!! What a hero of the moderate middle!!!"

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (7eoML)

583 Some unusual military plane just entered Bay Area airspace from the direction of Travis Air Force Base and is now at this moment turning to head straight out over the Pacific on an unusual trajectory not taken by commercial liners.

I suspect this has something to do with the Corona Virus flights -- they're jetting in US evacuees from Wuhan and quarantining them at Travis. I think what I'm now looking at is the jet which brought them now returning back to Asia.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (ySK7x)

584 DONE BOOM

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (lwiT4)

585 Well, everybody is buddy-buddy now and exchange kind word and laughs. This whole shit show is just one big Tele-novela for the masses.

Posted by: Ripley at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (MxEKc)

586 Now that this farce is over, maybe the NSC can be overhauled, root and branch. And then, the Barr/Durham festivities.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (Pqytn)

587 Swag bags and cocaine in the lobby. Please follow directions to the after party.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (RD7QR)


"Hunter Biden will be your host."

Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (ptqGC)

588 Hey Mitt- Wise King Solomon only threatened to split the baby in order to identify the real mother.

Actually splitting the baby? Not so wise.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (m45I2)

589 We need to celebrate! Weasel, got any ideas?

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (/669Q)

590

***FISTBUMP***

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (vEIlU)

591
We wish you a Merry #AcquitMas,
We wish you a Merry #AcquitMas,
We wish you a Merry #AcquitMas,

And a Happy 2nd Term!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (BqBId)

592 Hannity making an interesting observation: losing the modern presidency seems to drive most insane. To wit -- Gore, McCain, Romney, and Hillary.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,111 of the Trump Impeachment at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (Z/rHa)

593 now, impeach that commie fuck roberts. can't stand the sight of that bush cabal cocksucker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (KP5rU)

594 what is this the Academy Awards!!?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (hmgiv)

595 >>> Trump should send pens to all those Senators who voted for acquittal, Romney gets a pencil.

A three ring binder.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (hvf9s)

596 Just like the SNL skit when Clinton was impeached...

"Next time, you better bring Kryptonite".

Posted by: jwest at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (U6f/q)

597 Yes please, DJT estimates the cost to taxpayers.

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (11H2y)

598
The president's legal team is not happy. Not happy with the rotten senators and the rotten House Democrats.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (DTBzc)

599 Adjourned, MFers!

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (xptlg)

600 Honestly, some of you scare me. You would probably sell out our country for a little slash.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (G9zNL)

601 579 Mitch calls for adjournment
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

And I call for sweet lovin'. One of us is going to be disappointed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (RD7QR)

602

Is Seattle, Portland and Frisco burning yet?

Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (wvmhf)

603 Roberts actually sounds nervous. He was not confident in this role. Weird.


Probably up to his neck in Ukraine and Burisma.

Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (9ca3j)

604
Tomorrow Trump announces the authorization of the Willard M. Romney Nuclear Waste Facility and Lead Smelting Plant to be built in downtown SLC.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (7rVsF)

605 Hopefully we may see Hill AFB closed down during the next round of BRAC. Gotta offset the costs for this shit-canard.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (DY3v8)

606 Did I hear correctly that Mitch thanked Roberts, but Schumer didn't?

Posted by: Chris not rock at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (EHUjS)

607 said this before, Schiff will announce a new double secret whistleblower in the next 8-10 weeks and insist on starting again.


Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (4a9Vv)

===

Well that should then push President Trump to 60% approval.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (pw+jk)

608 Sloppy Choppers claimed put her in the chair one more time and she would make it her last.
And betting by now that will be the case.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (ZCEU2)

609 Next Trump rally is gonna be lit! He will be so fun to watch.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (hvf9s)

610 Can we start calling him Undocumented Democrat Mitt Romney?

Posted by: shibumi... actually in Ohio at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (ZCiJZ)

611 Mollie on Fox panel!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

612 465, If you have to look for the mark, the mark is you. She was far left as a congress critter and is far left now but running in a pink state. She'll fake signal but vote left. Nothing that admirable about that and she won in part via massive voter fraud in Phoenix.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (EUDB2)

613 @ Willard Romney- Revelation 3:16

Posted by: Ponsonby Britt at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (F8Ust)

614 589 We need to celebrate! Weasel, got any ideas?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (/669Q)
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Gee, I dunno. How about a get together?

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (MVjcR)

615

Who else is waiting breathlessly for.....



The Tweet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (DTBzc)

616

York and Mollie v Wallace/Baier/Macallum

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (vEIlU)

617 Is Trump going to give a speech?

Posted by: IC at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (a0IVu)

618 Gee, I dunno. How about a get together?
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (MVjcR)
--------

You mean lunch?

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (/669Q)

619 596 Just like the SNL skit when Clinton was impeached...

"Next time, you better bring Kryptonite".

"I...am...bulletproof"

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (DY3v8)

620 >>> Even if Sinema did what is obviously the right thing I wouldn't be impressed.


She likely knows the "facts" are bullshit but she's not courageous enough to stand up to the Dems. Sad. I'd like to think AZ would jettison this twat, but it's AZ.

Posted by: Nanzi Pelousy at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (AFSld)

621 LOLGFY


Mitt doesn't even rate a short speech.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYJmFOxNew0

Posted by: DaveA at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (FhXTo)

622 Wait, I forgot what the important things are.

Only 6 days until Spring Training!

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (pPNCa)

623 Now we can wake up and realize we're sharing the bed with a disease-ridden hippie chick, and we have no memory of the night before.


I've had mornings like that. Those are good mornings.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (gd9RK)

624 And who does CNN go to? George Conway.

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (CqE5x)

625 538 Belushi was hilarious in those skits.
Eyes darting around, then the eyebrow went up...


He has almost no lines in Animal House but he steals every scene with physical comedy.

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl harbor?" The fact that he hardly said anything prior to his crazy monologue gave it a lot of added punch.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (JXKKq)

626 618 Gee, I dunno. How about a get together?
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (MVjcR)
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You mean lunch?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:43 PM (/669Q)
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Or dinner. And drinks.

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (MVjcR)

627 Can we all go home now? I hope every dem jerk gets defeated in the next election.

Posted by: Madeline Fickinger at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (4JyhT)

628 artisanal 'ette: "Giving Roberts the Golden Gavel?"

Everyone Gets a Trophy Day.

He majestically sat down and read questions written by others. Well, most of the questions anyway.

I don't know how these people are able to complete such lofty tasks. We are simply beneath them.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (6eEQ+)

629 Thanks, NY, you load of twatbiscuits.
Posted by: Sponge

I read AOC's comments. She mocks Limbaughs getting the Presidential Medal of Freedom and said it should be someone more in line of a Rosa Parks.

The joke: Obama awarded it to Joey Paste-eater Biden in 2017. During which time Biden and his family were enriching themselves with a foreign government and God knows what else.

Posted by: Cheri at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (oiNtH)

630 I believe under the Constitution, Trump gets to sleep with the opposing party's wives and daughters.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (4e+hS)

631 Let the next investigation begin!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (Kn7LZ)

632 Mitch is not going to allow the House to hijack the Senate for another 2 weeks during an election year. Mitch has got 52 votes to dismiss without hearings now, no matter what the house does.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (Kpl3J)

633 552 said this before, Schiff will announce a new double secret whistleblower in the next 8-10 weeks and insist on starting again.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (4a9Vv)

Of course, and by that I mean "Please, do that" because I am sure the voters will grant Impeachment 2: Schiffty Doggie-Doo even less respect and attention than this one.

And Trump's approval rate might hit 55% what with the obvious frame-ups coming from the House.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (hLRSq)

634 Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (ySK7x

Are they going to have to throw the plane away after they're done with the evacuations?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (U9Qbt)

635

Anyone else hearing that Doobies song that goes only a fool believes?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (DTBzc)

636 Parting gifts? What, every Senator gets a piece of the SOTU speech from Nancy?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (m45I2)

637 Hannity making an interesting observation: losing the modern presidency seems to drive most insane. To wit -- Gore, McCain, Romney, and Hillary.
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,111 of the Trump Impeachment at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (Z/rHa)

Imagine you're a power-hungry megalomaniac.

Now imagine coming >

Yeah, might make on a little nutzy-cookoo

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (DU2N9)

638 Or dinner. And drinks.
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (MVjcR)
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Just us? Or should we invite others?

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (/669Q)

639
I will never say his name again, simple the entity occupying a Utah Senate seat.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (rCwaK)

640 Breaking News

PDJT, MUTT is a vindictive bastard that's really hacked cause after I boned Anne, all MUTT hears now is "Donny, oh yes Donny" even in her sleep and on the tuba

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (rpxSz)

641 Sinema? She's a strange little oddity that generates interest due to the banality of most pols. Really not much there, except not trollishly ugly or senile or brain dead. What is she really, except a diversion?

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (90T4r)

642 I could be happy the rest of my life with the Sinema Girl

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (CqE5x)

643 If Rombley split his vote on the two articles, can we chop off half his head?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (LxWV7)

644 wow, that was total failure on my part
Nope, not gonna try it again

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (DU2N9)

645 >>>Mollie on Fox panel!


Sploosh!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (AFSld)

646 Im worried if this would neuter Trump from investigating the democrats and their role with Ukraine for fear of starting up this shit all over again.

Then again he strikes me as someone who doesn't forget mild slights like oh, trying to ruin him and his family.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (+dsLj)

647 Is Seattle, Portland and Frisco burning yet?
Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (wvmhf)
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It's peaceful in my neck of the woods. But then, it always is, unless there's a tree down on Taylor's Ferry.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (jW9oF)

648 The President Tweet anything yet?

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

649 350 We should never have gone through this, and they should never be forgiven for putting us through it. A vicious infantile farce.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:31 PM (H8QX

Exactly ^^^^this.

Posted by: SJWs everywhere, crying at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (Rbu5d)

650
* wall reset *

* bombshell counter reset *

"Well, the walls are once again closing in on Donald Trump with this latest bombshell revelation ... "

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (pNxlR)

651
"...during this very trying time in our nation's history."

Trying for whom? Not me!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (7rVsF)

652 I mean, honestly. She is attractive for a senator and that's about it.

Politics is Hollywood for ugly people. Not being ugly is an accomplishment.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (ppBhU)

653

Just us? Or should we invite others?
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Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (MVjcR)

654 Roberts actually sounds nervous. He was not confident in this role. Weird. - Posted by: artisanl 'ette.
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Roberts had better be nervous. One doesn't censor a senator of the majority party in the Senate Chamber with impunity.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (Pqytn)

655 The Republican Party didn't elect the back sliders. Voters from individual states did.

We in Utah are working to correct that. A Republican Utah lawmaker has submitted legislation to permit recall elections of Senators.

Posted by: Brent Glines at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (RszGw)

656 Anyone else hearing that Doobies song that goes only a fool believes?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM (DTBzc)
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I'm hearing the Stones singing "You Can't Always Get What You Want."

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (/669Q)

657
Ha. CNN Chyron:






ROMNEY ONLY REPUBLICAN TO VOTE TO
CONVICT TRUMP









propagandists.



.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (ufFY8)

658 Just us? Or should we invite others?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:44 PM


Ahem.

Posted by: WeaselDog at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (kzB7g)

659 582 Even if Sinema did what is obviously the right thing I wouldn't be impressed. I swear sometimes we are like trained seals waiting all day for a single salmon head. "Oooh! She actually clapped for a dying girl!!! What a hero of the moderate middle!!!"

Posted by: ... at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (7eoML)

Did you see how she didn't mourn that terrorist? What a hero!

Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (YVvSQ)

660 I'd love if Barr announced charges against the House managers for conspiracy to deprive DJT of his Constitutional rights. The videos of the 'hearings' would be all the evidence needed.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (1bqDe)

661 > Swag bags and cocaine in the lobby. Please follow directions to the after party.

Or just follow Senator Murkowski.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (qUFPp)

662 She's more the Type O Negative Cinnamon Girl than the Neil Young Cinnamon Girl.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (DY3v8)

663 so, Mittens did not like the quid pro quo (believes the implied, I guess he reads DJT's mind) but not the abuse of power BS. If they had reissued the subpeonas after the full house vote, they had a partial leg to stand on. But, rush as we must get this done as DJT is badd, bad, bad (Yes he is for your policies).

Posted by: politics uber alles at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (0hOKG)

664 Update your target lists, patriots.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (FaKjN)

665 580 artisan ette,
'Roberts actually sounds nervous. He was not confident in this role. Weird.'

Dred Justice Roberts is thinking that he might be the guest of honor, that is the accused, in this place soon.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (EUDB2)

666 Banner week for NeverTrumpers.

Can't wait for whatever douchebaggery they have planned for this summer.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (VVbgV)

667 Hey Mitt, why don't you head over to Wuhan for a bit on an outreach mission for the Utah Chamber of Commerce?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (OgZsv)

668 Romney - not guilty
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (lwiT4)

He can't even do betrayal correctly.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (ExV1e)

669 Ok, you know the dims took their best shot. The pubic will hopefully take note when their even more bogus shitshow repeats.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (2ygtH)

670 And, my God, teh idiot on CNN is fantasizing almost as good as dipSchiff.

Turning the channel.....

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (ufFY8)

671 Oh, I suppose we could invite a few. Any ideas?
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (MVjcR)
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Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)

672 634 Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2020 04:41 PM (ySK7x

Are they going to have to throw the plane away after they're done with the evacuations?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


That's a good question. I think flying it straight into an erupting volcano is the safest course of action.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (ySK7x)

673 >>> I think there needs to be more nuclear testing in UT.
Posted by: Regular joe at February 05, 2020 04:35 PM (6/uwW) ==================
Out: Yucca Mountain nuclear waste site In: The Beehive State. Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:39 PM (Pqytn)

Believe it or not, a lot of downwinders in southern Utah got cancer from nuclear testing. So no. We have already paid that price and lost good, kind people from it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (hvf9s)

674 Reminder: This impeachment farce was intended to weaken Trump for the 2020 general election.

BWAAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (NiXyF)

675 Knee caps for sale or rent
lead pipes for fifty cents

Posted by: Braenyard at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (lkl+P)

676 @625 - Don't forget the cafeteria scene. "See if you can guess what I'm supposed to be now."

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (l9m7l)

677 I am afraid we dismisss this at our peril. WAR!!!

Posted by: goon at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (gY8Ir)

678 Mitch up on CSPAN2, ready to unload....


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (ufFY8)

679 So is it back to guns and bewbs now?

Posted by: Big V at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (y/fJ4)

680 I believe under the Constitution, Trump gets to sleep with the opposing party's wives and daughters.
Posted by: Dr Spank

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$100 says he's already been approached by a significant number of them.

He doesn't need the Constitution for that. Strong horse and all.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (Y4EXg)

681 Is the vote done? Final Tally, No more monkey business? They needed 2/3 to convict?

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (FadXl)

682 > Roberts had better be nervous. One doesn't censor a senator of the majority party in the Senate Chamber with impunity.

Maybe if the Republicans regain control of the house, the next impeachment trial will also feature John Roberts, but not presiding this time.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (qUFPp)

683 671 Oh, I suppose we could invite a few. Any ideas?
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (MVjcR)
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Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)
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I like it!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (MVjcR)

684
Now they're thanking the cleaning crew.
Posted by: Jane D'oh


It's like at the Oscars when the thank the "little people."

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (aKsyK)

685 I never want to hear another goddamned bad thing about Trump again. The man has been through fucking hell just to make good on his campaign promises.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (+dsLj)

686 What a nightmare that is finally over

Posted by: IC at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (a0IVu)

687 433 Mitt Romney splits his vote, and I have no doubt he walks away thinking that he'll get credit for being only a lukewarm backstabbing fink.

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Fink! Now there,s a word I haven't heard in many years. Time for a comeback. Appropriate in this case Mitt F. Romney, Fink!

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (7ZQe3)

688 676 @625 - Don't forget the cafeteria scene. "See if you can guess what I'm supposed to be now."
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (l9m7l)

"A Mitt. Get it?"

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (iuFgi)

689 About time for Green to announce his articles of impeachment bill he will introduce tomorrow morning.Maybe Maxine will beat him to it.

Posted by: Colin at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (SLP3d)

690 Steyn said Rush will be back on Friday. I won't miss a minute

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (ONvIw)

691 NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)
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Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)

692 Mitch at the Mic again

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (vEIlU)

693 Honestly, some of you scare me. You would probably sell out our country for a little slash.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (G9zNL)

Billion dollars worth of gold and a freehold private island no less than 40 acres in size, neither subject to any higher authority nor in the arctic or antarctic circle.

I can be bought, just not cheaply.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (J+mig)

694 We in Utah are working to correct that. A Republican Utah lawmaker has submitted legislation to permit recall elections of Senators.

Posted by: Brent Glines at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (RszGw)
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Thank you, for your patriotism.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (DuZls)

695 Is Jeffery Epstein didn't kill himself President yet?

Posted by: El Kabong at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (datdl)

696 "When you strike at the king, its best you kill him."

Let's see what happens now...

Posted by: Dansgirls at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (V25ON)

697 You'd like to think that now that this is done with, Dems and NeverTrumpers could, I don't, stop living in a fantasy world in which, by incantation of assorted magic words, Trump will be made to disappear.

But no, I suspect it's on to the next fantasy ... Belorussian or maybe Moldavian election interference?

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (hdzef)

698 691 NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?
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Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (MVjcR)

699 Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (VpIIl)

700 Ratfink in my book

Posted by: goon at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (gY8Ir)

701 Mitt split the baby. What a coward.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (frty6)

702 Ok.
Now let PDT loose to reign terror on the unsuspecting Dems. Watch wages go even higher. Taxes even lower and unemployment become functionally non-existent.
The Dems will howl in protest.

Posted by: Diogenes at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (axyOa)

703 She's more the Type O Negative Cinnamon Girl than the Neil Young Cinnamon Girl.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (DY3v

Good call

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (CqE5x)

704 what is this the Academy Awards!!?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:42 PM (hmgiv)
.........

Thank you for your service!
Thank YOU for your service!
Thank you for your service!
Thank YOU for your service!

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (v0R5T)

705 Stay tuned for coming attractions:

Peachmint part Deux! Now with Sprinkles!
Presented by Mad Maxine!

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (88+cf)

706 > They needed 2/3 to convict?

Yep. He's been found not guilty on both articles.

It's done. At least until Nancy's kangaroo court pulls the next round out of their ass.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (qUFPp)

707 So Romney's vote that Trump abused his power to investigate a rival candidate demonstrates that if Romney had won the presidency, he would have not investigated any corruption or illegality if the party in question 1. was a rival candidate 2. could be a rival candidate 3. mentioned one time in the past they would like to run for an office 4. used to be a candidate 5. serves in the government in some capacity.

Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (d7hF9)

708 Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (VpIIl)

Like Tulsi Coffeecake - she's "DC Cute"

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (DU2N9)

709 583
Some unusual military plane just entered Bay Area airspace...

you can't identify it?
so... it's unidentified?
and flying?
OH NO, IT'S ALIENS!

Posted by: Anachronda at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (sGtp+)

710 691
NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)

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Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)

Mememememememememememememememememeeeeeeee!

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (nRWPy)

711 Believe it or not, a lot of downwinders in southern
Utah got cancer from nuclear testing. So no. We have already paid that
price and lost good, kind people from it.

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (hvf9s)

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Nuclear waste site. Not nuclear testing. Think of the jobs!

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (Pqytn)

712 Tomorrow in the UK:

Left Demands that Brexit Be Reversed.

Tomorrow in the US:

Left Demands that Trump Be Impeached on New Charges.

Think these people will ever quit? They will never quit.

Posted by: zombie at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (ySK7x)

713 Romney thought it was vital that the Democrats be able to call more witnesses, but he voted to convict anyway, even without those witnesses.

So, uh, I guess they weren't vital?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (o+rU2)

714 Back to bewbs and bullets?
Hopefully, 3 1/2 years of impeachment was enough.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

715 Did Benedict Romney get money or special treatment from Keating like his mentor McCain did?

Posted by: Alaska Paul at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (Hc+rA)

716 And, so it begins!

Posted by: That guy who says "And so it begins!" at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (FadXl)

717 Even if Sinema did what is obviously the right thing I wouldn't be impressed. I swear sometimes we are like trained seals waiting all day for a single salmon head. "Oooh! She actually clapped for a dying girl!!! What a hero of the moderate middle!!!"

-
Tonight we go In Search Of . . . The Reasonable Democrat!

Although rumoured to exist, and some say.they've seen one, no living person has provided real evidence of their existence.

Posted by: Leonard Nimoy at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (+y/Ru)

718 698--Do you have some old Romney Ryan 2012 signs for target practice Weasel, if so I just might come.

Posted by: whig at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (EUDB2)

719 Romney gave a huge gift to Democrats. Cover to moderate Democrats.

Posted by: Blago at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (sjTfF)

720 So Romney's vote that Trump abused his power to investigate a rival candidate demonstrates that if Romney had won the presidency, he would have not investigated any corruption or illegality if the party in question 1. was a rival candidate 2. could be a rival candidate 3. mentioned one time in the past they would like to run for an office 4. used to be a candidate 5. serves in the government in some capacity.
Posted by: Jen the original at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (d7hF9)

No - it's only WRONG when the OrangeMan does it.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (DU2N9)

721

Thank God this is done. I can't say it enough.

Going forward the Crying Wolf Party will not be taken seriously.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

722 I'm not happy, today. Not by a long shot.

When someone fires a bullet at your head, and it sings by your ear, are you happy?

Do you smile and do a jig and hug the shooter because he missed?

No.

You level your own barrel and rely on your superior training.

Fuck moving on. Fuck healing. Fuck comity.

This wasn't simply a misunderstanding, or "both sides having their say", or anything like that. This was an orchestrated coup attempt based on outright fabrications and pure, undiluted arrogance. Their incompetence does not excuse their evil intent.

I want bodies in jail cells now. Today. Not #TwoWeeks.

Now.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (Ct55T)

723 I'm not sure you can recall senators under the Constitution but if he's recalled he'll have to fight it in court, which would be delicious.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (4e+hS)

724 710 691
NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?

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Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)

Mememememememememememememememememeeeeeeee!
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (nRWPy)
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Our first taker!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

725 >>> They will shutdown the government and will not pass a budget. It is the last card they have.

"You'll have a national Philosopher's strike on your hands!"
"Who will that inconvenience?"

Posted by: John Bradley at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (2ZZVu)

726
But no, I suspect it's on to the next fantasy ... Belorussian or maybe Moldavian election interference?

Lithuanian interference. Those people are rat bastards.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (7rVsF)

727 NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?
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Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Maybe we should throw something up on the sidebar and see if anyone replies.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (/669Q)

728 680 I believe under the Constitution, Trump gets to sleep with the opposing party's wives and daughters.
Posted by: Dr Spank
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Have you seen them? No way Trump would want any of them. Nasty.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (k4dH2)

729 you can't identify it?
so... it's unidentified?
and flying?
OH NO, IT'S ALIENS!
They were attracted by the shit smell

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (nRWPy)

730 Mitch up on CSPAN2, ready to unload....

War Turtle going after the House Managers. . .

Posted by: Basement Cat at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (pPNCa)

731 Think we can get anyone else to come?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)



Yes, please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (mf5HN)

732 https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/with_replies

there it is

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (vEIlU)

733 >>>Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.


My dick got me through high school!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (AFSld)

734 Im worried if this would neuter Trump from investigating the democrats and their role with Ukraine for fear of starting up this shit all over again.

Then again he strikes me as someone who doesn't forget mild slights like oh, trying to ruin him and his family.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (+dsLj)

Rudy seems to be on the case though so far just more disappointing threats of bombshells than any bombshells.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (U9Qbt)

735 NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?


I will limp my happy self over to one of those.

Posted by: no good deed at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (MmFTx)

736 In my heart and beliefs, I find it my heaviest burden to admit.

I should have voted for Obama over Romney for there is no smaller man or woman in politics today.

I understand that I will have to hold off the forces that will now align against me.

That being said........STICK THAT IN YO FACE DONNY!!!

Errrr, umm. Back to you Wallace.

Posted by: Drider at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (R/UH9)

737 699 Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (VpIIl)


Oh for goodness sakes, quit being such a stick-in-the-mud! It's just joking around, which this place used to be known for, stop being so dour.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)

738 722: newsletter?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (KP5rU)

739 Mitch needs to strip Romney of every position he holds in the Senate.

Put his desk in the hallway and make him sit at it all day.

He can get interviewed by Progda all he wants to.

win-win.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (sy5kK)

740 691
NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)

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I like it!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (MVjcR)

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Think we can get anyone else to come?



Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)

hoboy.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (hmgiv)

741 As to Republican Unity - in fact, the Republican Party is now more unified than I have ever seen it in my lifetime, even during the Reagan years. It's amazing. And this explains Mitt - Mitt desperately wanted to be the head of that kind of party, he thought he deserved it - and he isn't. Trump beat him for it, and now Trump has stamped his own image on it, and all Pierre Delecto has left is anger and bitterness and vindictiveness, wrapped up in a big Holier than Thou blanket.

But the republicans ARE unified, and we are well on our way towards booting all the fake "republicans" out. A few, like Mitt, still hold office - but what actual influence do Kristol, and French, and Goldberg even have anymore? none. They whine and play the monkey boy for dem billionaires who pay them, like old kings who would pay dwarves and jesters to prance for them. That's all they've got left in life, nothing more.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)

742 It is known that a conviction would never happen. The house and the dims failed before they even started, three plus years ago. Mr. Trump is set to be elected to his second four years.


Winning.


It will get even more ugly I predict.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (0OmEj)

743 So much for integrity. It's all about tribalism now, isn't it? We're the Hutu and the Tootsies, or whatever those Rwandan maniacs were called.
where's my freaking machete??
Posted by: kallisto at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (DJFLF)
......

Tutsis were also known as Watutsis, which I thought was some kind of dance. Crazy me, I'll just stick with the pygmy cannibals.
Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020


*
*

"Hutu, Tutsi, goodbye,
"Hutu, Tutsi, don't cry . . ."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (Ejm1K)

744 "Like Tulsi Coffeecake - she's "DC Cute"
Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (DU2N9)"

NOt to seem shallow, but she has pits in her face and she's not very bright or engaging. It's like talking to your mom about sex.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (VpIIl)

745 Mitch is slapping around Nancy and her brood on Fox News.

Posted by: Gref at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (AMIL/)

746 Also I liked Trump's statement. It was very much this is ridiculous and let's all just ignore it.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (mf5HN)

747 727 NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (/669Q)
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I like it!!
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (MVjcR)
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Think we can get anyone else to come?
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)
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I don't know. I suppose we can see if anyone is interested!
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (MVjcR)
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Maybe we should throw something up on the sidebar and see if anyone replies.
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (/669Q)
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That's a fine idea!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (MVjcR)

748 719. We will see if it makes any difference in the election. I wager it will not impact anything.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (JRaU+)

749 Our first taker!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

I'm a giver

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (nRWPy)

750 Gonna go cross the Cheddar Curtain to buy ammo. Screw the IL FOID card.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (DY3v8)

751 I think Sloppy Choppers will take her reward for getting this far trophy and call it a career.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (ZCEU2)

752 Out long national nightmare is over.

Oh.

Wait.

There are still Democrats under the bed.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (T09ml)

753 Correction: They are not my party. But just like that first piece of shit car you buy right after school, they are what I have to settle for right now.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (RHFvJ)

754 Some unusual military plane just entered Bay Area airspace...

you can't identify it?
so... it's unidentified?
and flying?
OH NO, IT'S ALIENS!

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Well, it's in the air. It can't be a Boeing.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (+y/Ru)

755 >>>Think we can get anyone else to come?


Hey! Phrasing!

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (AFSld)

756 HE'S GOING TO GIVE ALASKA TO THE RUSSIANS!

Posted by: Adam Schiff at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (XeU6L)

757 Rudy seems to be on the case though so far just more disappointing threats of bombshells than any bombshells.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (U9Qbt)

Rudy has done a whole lot of "over-promising" and "under-delivering" lately on that front.

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (DU2N9)

758 "Oh for goodness sakes, quit being such a stick-in-the-mud! It's just joking around, which this place used to be known for, stop being so dour.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)"

What made you believe I was serious? lol

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

759 Closer vote than it should have been.

But if it hastens the day, I'm all in favor.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (l4C/z)

760 Jane maybe guys shouldn't have a vote as they can't get past boobs when judging chicks

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (cBbfb)

761 Update: Flaming Skull

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (AFSld)

762 737
699 Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would
realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your
dicks.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (VpIIl)





Oh for goodness sakes, quit being such a stick-in-the-mud! It's
just joking around, which this place used to be known for, stop being so
dour.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)

But slutty, and tits Marcus. Tits. I rest my case.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (hmgiv)

763 Willard Romney Fun Fact:

47% of Mitt's constituency believe he's a shape-shifting, two-face, loser cocksucker.

Posted by: Fritz at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (ATCV4)

764 Yay! Skull

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (ONvIw)

765 When is Trump going to speak??

Posted by: JoeF. at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (CqE5x)

766 722

I want bodies in jail cells now. Today. Not #TwoWeeks.

Now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (Ct55T)

No bodies, no jails. It is Washington, and disturbingly collegial, kabuki theater notwithstanding.

Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (90T4r)

767 Ahh, the flaming skull of comfort.

Lasagna style

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (M+Lyo)

768 Are we watching a NovaMoMe form up?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)

769 749 Our first taker!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (MVjcR)

I'm a giver
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (nRWPy)
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Give and take.

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (MVjcR)

770 668 Romney - not guilty
Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (lwiT4)

He can't even do betrayal correctly.
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (ExV1e)

"I'll do it for fifteen!"

-Romney Iscariot

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (Ct55T)

771 As to Republican Unity - in fact, the Republican Party is now more unified than I have ever seen it in my lifetime, even during the Reagan years. It's amazing. And this explains Mitt - Mitt desperately wanted to be the head of that kind of party, he thought he deserved it - and he isn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)
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I think Mitt probably also wanted it to be more progressive as well.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (DuZls)

772 I want bodies in jail cells now++++This. With the cell doors welded shut.

Posted by: Old Dude at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (LGXGf)

773 FLAMING SKULL ALERT

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)

774 Sinema is a lardass. My dick even says that.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (sMMcg)

775 722 - Cut. Jib. Newsletter.

Posted by: vivi at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (11H2y)

776 People are only apologizing for Sinema because she's a trashy looking blonde with a nice rack who wears stripper boots and probably does butt stuff. No one would cut her any slack if she were a plain Jane hausfrau looking brunette; see Martha McSally, who has been full-on MAGA but still gets blasted as a crypto-McCainite.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (OgZsv)

777 >>>Jane maybe guys shouldn't have a vote as they can't get past boobs when judging chicks



Chicks have body parts other than boobs???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (AFSld)

778 I got airline points. I'd show. Even to friggin' NoVa.

Don't bother with a name tag.

Posted by: Shit Happens at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (So0JQ)

779 Let's not start arguing oo voted to impeach oom, Sinema looks good in stripper boots.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (gd9RK)

780 Back to bewbs and bullets?
Hopefully, 3 1/2 years of impeachment was enough.
Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:49 PM (ZCEU2)

Bewbs and bullets are NEVER left.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (FaKjN)

781 Mitt is Traitre Delecto.

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (4e+hS)

782 Nice ace.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (hmgiv)

783 Flaming skull!!!!!!!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (SRRAx)

784 NoVaMoMe 2020

May 9, 2020

Fairfax, VA

Contact bluebell and Weasel at novamome2020@gmail.com for more info!


Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (/669Q)

785 McConnell now administering a public paddling to Pelosi, Schiff and the Democrats.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (XehFa)

786 I think both Romney and Roberts like the idea of being the "Swing Vote". A position of perceived power.

Why be just one of a hundred Senators when you can be That Guy?

Posted by: Muldoon at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (m45I2)

787 It beginneth never really got traction.

Fixing to get ready never really got to Pittsburgh.

Posted by: What is fixing to get ready at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (FhXTo)

788 Burning skeleton head.

*looks for marshmallows*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (xPJvm)

789 Flaming skull!

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (ayFCE)

790 Tutsis were also known as Watutsis, which I thought was some kind of dance. Crazy me, I'll just stick with the pygmy cannibals.

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I blame it on the bosa nova.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (+y/Ru)

791 784 I might make it!!

Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (Gylu/)

792 "But slutty, and tits Marcus. Tits. I rest my case.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (hmgiv"

You forgot "meaty". I'm especially dissapointed in you.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

793 Weasel and bluebell, I'm sure a hundred of your friends will be willing to join you.

Finally, a MoMe notice on the sidebar

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (cTHyD)

794 768 Are we watching a NovaMoMe form up?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)
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Yes, yes you are!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (MVjcR)

795 Just remember, this was the democrats best shot at Trump, one in which they had to conspire to try and illegally plant false evidence against him, and then make up 'facts' to vote in a partisan fashion in the house.

What they come up with for round two will be pathetic, but I hope they try anyway - i'd like to see a historic loss of house seats.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (YslsA)

796 Ace, Can you photoshop a Trump hat on the flaming skull?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (WI7YS)

797 Oh for goodness sakes, quit being such a stick-in-the-mud! It's just joking around, which this place used to be known for, stop being so dour.

There's a certain kind of commenter who insists that you know how righteous they are by constantly saying things like, "I could never cum in her mouth. Her values are all wrong."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (ppBhU)

798 Meh.... Sinema still votes our way more often than Fake Flake or Fuckstain McCain did.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (qUFPp)

799 Now we're done with this waste of time and money let's move on.

Dot Org!

Posted by: Bert G at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (OMsf+)

800 Ha! Trumpentweet is ..... the GIF of the TIME mag cover showing him running forever .....

Posted by: rhomboid at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (El6T/)

801 The Flaming Skull of Justice is back baby!

Posted by: Dr Spank at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (4e+hS)

802 @weasel and bluebell
you guys are in Reston, yes? I mostly work from home, but the office is in Reston and I go in a day or two a week.

Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (RHFvJ)

803 I could not pick Senator Semolina out of a three woman line up.

Posted by: Quint at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (n13/j)

804 I was calling for a flaming skull thread. Can't wait to see Leftists heads exploding.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (ZCEU2)

805 Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (OgZsv)

Status: Not Wrong

Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (DU2N9)

806 McConnell: This was a political Op.

Posted by: WisRich at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (G0vdT)

807 IT'S OFFICIAL, HILLARY CLINTON IS PRESIDENT!

Posted by: jeannebodine at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (t1tHS)

808 see Martha McSally, who has been full-on MAGA but still gets blasted as a crypto-McCainite.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (OgZsv)

Her efforts against Sinema were weak, possibly because she knew she'd be handed a seat.

Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (YVvSQ)

809 Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.

*********

Truth.

I still want to smash Tulsi Coffeecake like a jackrabbit on speed though.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (+dsLj)

810 Are we watching a NovaMoMe form up?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)
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You are, and I hope you'll be coming.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (/669Q)

811 38
So Jones and Manchin are willing to bet their constituents have short memories, eh? We'll see.


Posted by: Citizen Cake

Are you kidding, that chump bitch ass motherfucker was on a trajectory for the political scrap pile the day he was elected.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (jruDi)

812 266 Can I just note that 18 hours ago, a lot of us (myself included) were really talking up Sinema and how independent she appeared?

Just noting that for the record.
Posted by: Dr. T--please don't throw things at me at February 05, 2020 04:24 PM (2PXwn)
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I'll cop to that also.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 05, 2020 04:27 PM (QyoQ9)


Am I the only one that can stroll into the visiting hotel bar and spot the hooker?

C'mon, guys, you are better than that.

Still, I never said I wouldn't like to give Sinema a go.

I just knew she's there for the money, not for love.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (sy5kK)

813 Yay! Flaming skull!

Perfect!
Beautiful!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

814 768 Are we watching a NovaMoMe form up?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)
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Yes, yes you are!
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (MVjcR)

Beautiful and eerie, like watching a thunderstorm gather over the mountains.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (xPJvm)

815 Fuck moving on. Fuck healing. Fuck comity.

This wasn't simply a misunderstanding, or "both sides having their say", or anything like that. This was an orchestrated coup attempt based on outright fabrications and pure, undiluted arrogance. Their incompetence does not excuse their evil intent.

I want bodies in jail cells now. Today. Not #TwoWeeks.

Now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (Ct55T)

I'm with you.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (H8QX8)

816 There's a certain kind of commenter who insists that
you know how righteous they are by constantly saying things like, "I
could never cum in her mouth. Her values are all wrong."

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (ppBhU)


LOL. That is a Schiff statement, a pure falsehood.




Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (ufFY8)

817 Wyatt. I know right?

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (cBbfb)

818 Mitch: Colossal political mistake for them.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (sWM8x)

819 NoVaMoMe 2020

May 9, 2020

Fairfax, VA

Contact bluebell and Weasel at novamome2020@gmail.com for more info!
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Last time weasel and bluebell collaborated on something we got a cookbook out of it...a FABULOUS one at that!!

Posted by: lin-duh at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (UUBmN)

820 And a Burning Skeleton Head for NoVaMoMe2020!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (MVjcR)

821 You forgot "meaty". I'm especially dissapointed in you.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (VpIIl)

Lol. she is chunky.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (hmgiv)

822 Tonight we go In Search Of . . . The Reasonable Democrat!

Much like a mermaid and the abdominal snowman, there is no moderate democrat

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (85Gof)

823 What made you believe I was serious? lol
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (VpIIl)

With some of our commenters it can get hard to tell.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (hLRSq)

824 you guys are in Reston, yes? I mostly work from home, but the office is in Reston and I go in a day or two a week.
Posted by: WaitingForMartel at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (RHFvJ)
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The MoMe will be in Fairfax. Email us for more info!

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (/669Q)

825 People are only apologizing for Sinema because she's
a trashy looking blonde with a nice rack who wears stripper boots and
probably does butt stuff. No one would cut her any slack if she were a
plain Jane hausfrau looking brunette; see Martha McSally, who has been
full-on MAGA but still gets blasted as a crypto-McCainite.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM


You're right. They should both report to my room for reeducation.

Posted by: Bert G at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (OMsf+)

826 663
so, Mittens did not like the quid pro quo (believes the implied, I guess he reads DJT's mind) but not the abuse of power BS.

or he put his finger to the wind, couldn't figure out which direction it was blowing, and decided to be solomonic by splitting the baby.

Posted by: Anachronda at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (sGtp+)

827 >>> NoVaMoMe 2020. What do you think?

Always wanted to go... it is a dream of mine. Maybe 2020 can be the year, hmm...

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (hvf9s)

828 NOt to seem shallow, but she has pits in her face and she's not very bright or engaging. It's like talking to your mom about sex.
Posted by: Marcus T



I'm pretty much the pro-gay rights and stuff guy around here but you're a fag.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (gd9RK)

829 What's this about tits?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (l4C/z)

830 We have flaming skull!! *smooches Ace*

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (hvf9s)

831 Mitch avoided the implicit question about Romney.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (ufFY8)

832 Well, it's in the air. It can't be a Boeing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Oh snap.

Hay we got a flaming skully.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (QLPEO)

833 >>>Wyatt. I know right?


Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (AFSld)

834
Mitch needs to strip Romney of every position he holds in the Senate.

Put his desk in the hallway and make him sit at it all day.

He can get interviewed by Progda all he wants to.

win-win.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (sy5kK)







Like I said earlier today, move his office down to storage B, give him a flashlight and a can of Raid and ask him to chip in and take care of the cockroach problem in the basement.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (kw0bd)

835 > Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that.

But if she pulled you into a coat closet at a drunken office party and told you she wanted to suck your dick, you'd whip it out in about a microsecond.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (qUFPp)

836 Romney should have voted Not Proven since he's Scottish.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (U9Qbt)

You spelled "Shitsackish" wrong.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (LxWV7)

837 I want bodies in jail cells now. Today. Not #TwoWeeks.

Now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (Ct55T)

I'm with you.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (H8QX

Only if the donks are in charge and the bodies are ours. Even McCabe is still out and about and collecting the loot

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (ONvIw)

838 Thank you, CBD, for putting our MoMe in the sidebar.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (/669Q)

839 Cocaine Mitch just shit in Raju Manu' s mouth and smiled while doing it for his inane question.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (pPYaf)

840 Another stunt. Like Shreddin' Nancy's.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (oVJmc)

841
SKULL!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (kw0bd)

842 I do regret my vote for Romney. Deeply. However, if it was a matter of voting for Obama instead, I just would not vote.

Posted by: washrivergal at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (+tWDL)

843 Can't believe Mitt went that low. What's in it for him?

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (cBbfb)

844 814
768 Are we watching a NovaMoMe form up?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (RD7QR)

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Yes, yes you are!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:53 PM (MVjcR)



Beautiful and eerie, like watching a thunderstorm gather over the mountains.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (xPJvm)

Until..... MOMENADO!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'fat shaming myself to sveltiness' at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (hmgiv)

845 FLAMING SKULL! Ace likes to make this aging supermodel happy.
DRINK!

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (SK2xO)

846 My dad, a Utah voter said the following to me:

"If Romney were running against Occasional Cortex, I'd vote for her over that nitwit."

Posted by: Trich at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (7wCmd)

847 I want to spank Sinema for her vote.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (QLPEO)

848 LOL Question about expelling Romney!

Mitch is dodging it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (ufFY8)

849 And you can put me in the "Sinema Ain't All That" category. Never thought she was attractive. Never thought she was moderate.

Posted by: Muldoon at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (m45I2)

850 Always wanted to go... it is a dream of mine. Maybe 2020 can be the year, hmm...
Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (hvf9s)
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Do it!

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (/669Q)

851 You should see some pics of Sinema from like 15 years ago, she looks like a female UPS driver.

She's way more photogenic than what she appears in real life.

I do think Sinema's vote helps McSally in Arizona. That's a tough race and it unmasks the "maverick" bullshit.

I see Trump winning AZ by at least 5%, hard to go along with people that want the President you elected...removed from office.

Posted by: Blago at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (sjTfF)

852 I think der Ted should introduce a bill to start taking bids on carving Rushmore now. Think the commies would blow a gasket over that?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (sMMcg)

853 NOt to seem shallow, but she has pits in her face
and she's not very bright or engaging. It's like talking to your mom
about sex.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (VpIIl)

Beer Goggles.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (88+cf)

854 >>> I want bodies in jail cells now. Today. Not #TwoWeeks.

Now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

I must say, I like the cut of this lad's jib.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (eQKlI)

855 Rudy has done a whole lot of "over-promising" and "under-delivering" lately on that front.
Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (DU2N9)

Ah yes, the Trey Gowdy Syndrome.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (FaKjN)

856 Pelosi and her minions represent 1/2 of 1/2 of 1/3 of the Federal Government.

Let that sink in.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (Vy7tf)

857 Bluebell, you have email.

Posted by: turambar at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (Gylu/)

858 Tutsi Gabbard talks in. a. monotone. very. slow. and. careful.
That's what the sock and duct tape are for.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (v0R5T)

859 771 As to Republican Unity - in fact, the Republican Party is now more unified than I have ever seen it in my lifetime, even during the Reagan years. It's amazing. And this explains Mitt - Mitt desperately wanted to be the head of that kind of party, he thought he deserved it - and he isn't.

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2020 04:51 PM (Kpl3J)



Baseball fans call this "a Grand Slam".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (sy5kK)

860 A well-done for the Senate Majority Leader for rounding up the votes for a final closure for this national embarrassment. That only Mitt voted with the Dems is a significant achievement for Team McConnell.

Posted by: mrp at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (Pqytn)

861 Why the add-on flames?

Did Pelosi get a paper cut?

Posted by: dananjcon at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (u6xw0)

862 843 Can't believe Mitt went that low. What's in it for him?
Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (cBbfb)

Money, status or power.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (l4C/z)

863 803 I could not pick Senator Semolina out of a three woman line up

The one with the big cans. Or it could be AOC.

Posted by: Dingbat at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (U0HBt)

864 737 699 Sinema is weird looking and if you saw her in person, you would realize that. You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:48 PM (VpIIl)


Oh for goodness sakes, quit being such a stick-in-the-mud! It's just joking around, which this place used to be known for, stop being so dour.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet Says Be of Good Cheer - Liberal Tears 30% Off! at February 05, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)

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The joking around is what I love about this place. Free association with whatever for an hour or so. Next Batter up. Start all over. I can get web-fingered dour attitudes in the comments section of Breitbart.

Fine stories, idiotic comments. When the press says Breitbart/alt-right they are wrong about the stories but 100% right about 90% of the commentators.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (VYwSh)

865 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (qUFPp)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (WI7YS)

866 Dear President Trump,
Please unleash the FISA and coup.
Thank you.ChristyB

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (SK2xO)

867 So, Democrats ... has the 3 year temper tantrum been worth it?

Posted by: Paolo del Toro at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (pPQeR)

868 So the democrats can now start impeachment Part Deux.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (JUOKG)

869 Good grief, I take one phone call and 600 new comments show up and the Flaming Skull of Celebration too...

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (q2G/6)

870 Seeing it in the sidebar makes it so real!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (MVjcR)

871 *pulls up a chair, sits in front of flaming skull, enjoying the warmth*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (XeU6L)

872 Acquitted...like with a cloth?

Posted by: Cthillary In Chap'Qua Dreaming at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (DuZls)

873 646 Im worried if this would neuter Trump from investigating the democrats and their role with Ukraine for fear of starting up this shit all over again.

Then again he strikes me as someone who doesn't forget mild slights like oh, trying to ruin him and his family.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:45 PM (+dsLj)

I point out that THIS is why any charges filed have got to be ABSOLUTELY documented and evidence to convict be overwhelming, without the slightest room for error. (like the tax fraud evidence against Avenatti) Otherwise a DC jury will throw it out and the entire thing will be TRUMP IS CARRYING OUT A LEGAL VENDETTA!!! IMPEACH!!!

Posted by: Tom Servo at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

874 "I'm pretty much the pro-gay rights and stuff guy around here but you're a fag.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 04:55 PM (gd9RK)"

You want to talk about Elise Stefanik, I'm in. Maybe a few others. Not any of those.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (VpIIl)

875 Barr is up next, if no one pays for this coup it will happen again.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (ZCEU2)

876 I like how this phony, self-righteous POS thinks he has the wisdom of Solomon by voting guilty on one and not guilty on the other. Hey Pierre, one conviction is all it takes to remove him from office. If you're going to vote guilty on that made-up, non-crime, you might as well vote guilty on everything.

Posted by: Ted K. at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (hcgC8)

877 I still want to smash Tulsi Coffeecake like a jackrabbit on speed though.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (+dsLj)

I would lock her in my underground sex dungeon/gym.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (frty6)

878 Dayum. Gas at $1.89.
Energy Independence! Frack that oil.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (bVtr0)

879 the war turtle better remove twitt from all committees he is currently on. make him the powerless cuck he really is. then, piss on his fucking shoes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (KP5rU)

880 Can't believe Mitt went that low. What's in it for him?
Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (cBbfb)

He's a Democrat.

Always has been, always will be.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (FaKjN)

881 Pelosi proof paper. $50 bet.

Terraslate paper

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=17&v=e5dQw1ahJbc&feature=emb_logo

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (Y274z)

882 Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (qUFPp)

Sorry, Rodrigo, Jumpy computer

Have people often done that to you at drunken office parties?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (WI7YS)

883 Seeing it in the sidebar makes it so real!
Posted by: Weasel
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Think we'll get a new cookbook out of this?

Posted by: lin-duh at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (UUBmN)

884 G'afternoon, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (tT0V4)

885 776 People are only apologizing for Sinema because she's a trashy looking blonde with a nice rack who wears stripper boots and probably does butt stuff.

Well, yeah!

Posted by: Caliban at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (QE8X6)

886 The scale for looks in Politics is much lower than in the general population.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (oVJmc)

887 I want bodies in jail cells now. Today.

wut?

Posted by: Epstein at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (QLPEO)

888 Do not think anyone " really" did, steevy. Democrat party discipline is formidable.
Posted by: tubal at February 05, 2020 04:20 PM (90T4r)

The Donks knew for certain they'd lose this vote, right along party lines. Had they been smarter, they could have freed up a few of their members to vote "not guilty" to preserve the illusion of a fair trial.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (LxWV7)

889 Acquitted...like with a cloth?

Posted by: Cthillary In Chap'Qua Dreaming at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM

No, like that job I hated with the asshole boss!

Posted by: Bert G at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (OMsf+)

890 Bulwark hardest hit.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (xptlg)

891 LOL Question about expelling Romney!

Mitch is dodging it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (ufFY


he said he was disappointed
but he later said that Romney has voted and worked with them on a lot of other stuff

meh

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

892 Only one Flaming Skull? Dude, this is friggin huge. At least two.

Posted by: Bill at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (9rINN)

893 I think people are confusing my liking her for being my type and admiring her positioning as being willing to vote for her which hahahaha no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

Which positioning do you admire most? My guess is spooning

Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (qAR6u)

894 coldfront come thru...menudo on stove

Posted by: loneranger at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (2vUDW)

895 855 Rudy has done a whole lot of "over-promising" and "under-delivering" lately on that front.
Posted by: DocJ at February 05, 2020 04:52 PM (DU2N9)

Ah yes, the Trey Gowdy Syndrome.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (FaKjN)
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Shamefule! Shameful!

Posted by: Lindshey McAmneshty at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (sWM8x)

896 I agree with the dodging bullet. The democrats literally declared war on half the country.

I hope every blue dog working democratic voter switches parties permanently after this fiasco.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (+dsLj)

897 Romney should be expelled from the Republican Party and handed a Cease and Desist with regards to any claim to be one.

Wait until after the election. Don't give more power to Murkowski and Collins to screw us on judges.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (ExV1e)

898 851 You should see some pics of Sinema from like 15 years ago, she looks like a female UPS driver.

Posted by: Blago at February 05, 2020 04:57 PM (sjTfF)

Insert delivery skit joke here.

Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (YVvSQ)

899

Mollie: The Resistance won't stop.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

900 847 I want to spank Sinema for her vote.
Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (QLPEO)

I'll lend you my old Chi Omega paddle.

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (ONvIw)

901 Piss Wallace: "impeachment a colossal mistake".

Posted by: Redenzo at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (E7vND)

902 883 Seeing it in the sidebar makes it so real!
Posted by: Weasel
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Think we'll get a new cookbook out of this?
Posted by: lin-duh at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (UUBmN)
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One never knows!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (MVjcR)

903 Dammit! Another MoMe I won't be able to make!

Dammit!

Did I say Dammit yet?

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)

904

Waitin' on Greg's diatribe.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

905 The scale for looks in Politics is much lower than in the general population.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles



They just don't understand.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (QLPEO)

906 This impeachment fiasco all goes back to Eric Ciaramella, Crowd Strike and the Hillary Clinton team.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (ZCEU2)

907 I saw how Pierre Defecto tried to split the baby by voting Guilty on the Abuse of Power charge and Not Guilty on the Obstruction of Congress charge.

How stunning and brave. NOT.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (00fXp)

908 I would lock her in my underground sex dungeon/gym.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (frty6)


Is that 50/50 on the use of that place, or more like 85% gym/ 15% dungeon?

Posted by: Ted K. at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (hcgC8)

909 > Have people often done that to you at drunken office parties?

Once, a long time ago. So long ago it was before HR banned drunken office parties.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (qUFPp)

910 Beginning of the end of the Trump impeachment, or merely the end of the beginning? Either way, the #Winning will continue until morale improves!


Two Scoops and/or Two Shots for everybody tonight.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,111 of the Trump Impeachment at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (Z/rHa)

911 Pelosi CANNOT tear that paper with her boney old lady hands.

Every bit of legislation sent to the House should be printed on this paper.

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (Y274z)

912 Dayum. Gas at $1.89.
Energy Independence! Frack that oil.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (bVtr0)

$1.84 outside Fort Worth.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (FaKjN)

913 >>> You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.

You do realize you're at the AoS, right?

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (eQKlI)

914 Like with a cloth?

Posted by: Cthillary In Chap'Qua Dreaming at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (DuZls)

915 I like McSally. But she needs to get with a PR firm and work on her public speaking. She doesn't stream things together well too often and needs to listen more, while forming better responses.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (VpIIl)

916 Whew. Cooked dinner and then saw the flaming skull. Thank you God for sane people in the Senate. And may you smite those who need it.

Posted by: Moki at February 05, 2020 05:01 PM (mFoNl)

917 Comments are running hot today. Those hamsters are gonna be ripped.

Posted by: freaked at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (Tnijr)

918 Can't believe Mitt went that low. What's in it for him?
Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (cBbfb)


Assholes have to Asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (85Gof)

919 Her efforts against Sinema were weak, possibly because she knew she'd be handed a seat.
Posted by: Someguy at February 05, 2020 04:54 PM (YVvSQ)

No question she ran a crummy campaign, but since her appointment she's been with Trump on 90% of the votes. Now she has to earn it but there are apparently still people in Arizona who give Sinema a pass for being moderate (she's not) while blasting McSally for being a moderate, even though she hasn't voted that way.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (OgZsv)

920
Yes, the "moderate Dems" knew acquittal was a foregone conclusion, no need to enrage the lunatic left base. Party discipline on a vote they know they'll lose.

Now, if were going to be close, say, and their vote might possibly convict, you'd see them being a little more cautious.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (rCwaK)

921 903 Dammit! Another MoMe I won't be able to make!

Dammit!

Did I say Dammit yet?
Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (NiXyF)
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Damnit!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (MVjcR)

922 913
>>> You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.




I have never heard anything so ridiculous!


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (ufFY8)

923 Blubell/Weasel - I'm in!

I'll send you an email.

Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)

924 > You should see some pics of Sinema from like 15 years ago, she looks like a female UPS driver.

I've seen that porno, I'm pretty sure.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (qUFPp)

925 The Ds are reduced to endless stunts to steal the news cycle. Like Nancy's idiocy last night.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (oVJmc)

926 You want to talk about Elise Stefanik, I'm in.


Hmmm. New to me. I'll consider.

Washington standards are different.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (gd9RK)

927 Now Mitch will go back to playing nice with all these traitors

Mitch is such an old woman

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (rpxSz)

928 Can't believe Mitt went that low. What's in it for him?
Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (cBbfb)

David French's buttcheeks

Posted by: CN at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (ONvIw)

929

Senator Mittens Quisling - (D) - Utah

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (sy5kK)

930 Wheeeh! Closing in on 1,000

Posted by: Pete Seria at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (7ZQe3)

931 Damnit!
Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (MVjcR)


My mind always pronounces that as Dam Nit. Hence the intentional misspelling.

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (NiXyF)

932 893 I think people are confusing my liking her for being my type and admiring her positioning as being willing to vote for her which hahahaha no.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at February 05, 2020 04:40 PM (mf5HN)

Which positioning do you admire most? My guess is spooning
Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (qAR6u)

Bending over, legs straight, wearing those CFM boots....

....sorry, was that out loud?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (l4C/z)

933

So, Mitt waffled. What a wimp. I regret voting for him in '12.

How did Collins vote? Will we finally be rid of her in 2021?

I suspect a few more D's will be de-elected in November ...

...(cues up G&R's "November Rain").

Posted by: Arbalest at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (FlRtG)

934 Wow 900+ comments at 5 Eastern.

Posted by: torabora at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (Y274z)

935 Wasn't it Pelosi who said early on that impeaching wasn't gonna stick.

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (q2G/6)

936 915 I like McSally.

I like McSally with fries!

Posted by: Caliban at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (QE8X6)

937 Romney needs a real tied to the bunk, beating with soap in socks moment. Every Republican in Congress should get a shot at him.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

938 I wouldn't say I "think" with my dick....


it's more like a compass needle....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (Ct55T)

939
I often think with my dick, and make no apologies for it. However, I do not vote with my dick.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (rCwaK)

940 Check out what PDT just tweeted:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sckp8zv

Love that guy.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (sGotD)

941 See the thing about the Dems doing this stupid shit all over again is it's always the same names popping up every time.

If they do this again we'll be seeing so many of the same names behind it again and again.

It will be even more obvious if that's possible.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (QLPEO)

942 923 Blubell/Weasel - I'm in!

I'll send you an email.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)
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Looking forward to meeting you, bro!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (MVjcR)

943 Dear President Trump,
Please unleash the FISA and coup.
Thank you.ChristyB
Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at February 05, 2020 04:58 PM (SK2xO)
........

Trump 2020 - UNLEASHED

secure border
fire thousands of govt employees
jail Obama admin
balance budget
etc.

Let the gnashing of teeth and wringing of hands commence!

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (v0R5T)

944

Romney wins.

He was never going to run again. The Mormon Mafia will never let him be removed. Now, he gets to assume McCain's position as Self Appointed Elder Statesman and Favorite 'Conservative' Drive By Pundit and has guaranteed immunity for himself AND all his span for their corruption, more sweetheart deals for the kids, etc.

His position in the Clan and the Inner Temple is assured.

Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (wvmhf)

945 Flaming skulls are RACIST! And Russian.

Posted by: Corky Booker at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (uwtbH)

946 LOL - "We don't have a dictatorship over in the Senate"

Word.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (ufFY8)

947 War Turtle to House: "Don't do this again."

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (NiXyF)

948 You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.

We wouldn't be guys then.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (FaKjN)

949 Blubell/Weasel - I'm in!

I'll send you an email.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 05, 2020 05:02 PM (Y4EXg)
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Woo hoo!

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (/669Q)

950 937 Romney needs a real tied to the bunk, beating with soap in socks moment. Every Republican in Congress should get a shot at him.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

He needs to be stripped, bound, gagged, sat backwards on a lame donkey, and sent off into the wilderness.

The symbolism ought to be transparent.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (Ct55T)

951 Religious faith is the last refuge of traitor

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (rpxSz)

952 Weasel, You might need a bigger venue.

Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (cTHyD)

953 Jane maybe guys shouldn't have a vote as they can't get past boobs when judging chicks


Chicks have body parts other than boobs???
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at February 05, 2020


*
*

Yes; yes, they do. And many of those parts can be quite nice.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (Ejm1K)

954 We'll see what Mitch is made of in how he responds to Romney. My guess is he does nothing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (H8QX8)

955 IrishEi, hope you can make it this time. May 9.

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (/669Q)

956 Gutfeld: "Democrat's Impeachment-- The worst planned adventure since The Donner Party."

Ha!

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (XehFa)

957 Mark probably right but no one will ever trust him. Not even his wife

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (cBbfb)

958 FLAMING SKULL!!!

Huge win for American conservatives.

It must suck to be a leftist about now.

Posted by: Ladyl at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (TdMsT)

959 It is now an article of impeachment to investigate any politician.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (sX1BW)

960 Romney should be expelled from the Republican Party and handed a Cease and Desist with regards to any claim to be one.

-
And an order requiring him to remove the skin suit and reveal himself as a Martian.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (+y/Ru)

961 Instead of Gitmo, can we send the evil and corrupt swamp to W u h a n?
I want the release of the kracken now.

Posted by: ChristyBlinky aka Corn Pop, Biden's imaginary thug at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (SK2xO)

962 I already have a date for the MoMe.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (gd9RK)

963 "Trump needs to tell the American people how much this shit show costs the tax payers thanks to Democrats."

and the lost opportunity cost ... if Congress actually served the people. But since they mostly serve their donor class at ThePeople's expense, better they waste time than plot against US. (till we can replace the Romney type scum with actual public servants.)

Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (Cus5s)

964 Check out what PDT just tweeted:

https://preview.tinyurl.com/sckp8zv

Love that guy.

********


Thats gonna trigger and epic Kingsman scene for the left right there.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (+dsLj)

965 950 937 Romney needs a real tied to the bunk, beating with soap in socks moment. Every Republican in Congress should get a shot at him.
Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

not enough, not really enough

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (rpxSz)

966 904

Waitin' on Greg's diatribe.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

Whatever it is, it sounded better in the original Serbian.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (RD7QR)

967 Huge win for American conservatives.

------------

Gregg told me it was a victory for Schumer.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (sX1BW)

968 I work with a lot of guys who think with their dicks. Most of them have at least two ex wives with alimony and either a few stents or bypass.

Posted by: Marcus T at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (VpIIl)

969 952 Weasel, You might need a bigger venue.
Posted by: Ben Had at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (cTHyD)
--------
Baby Steps. We're not at TXMoMe level, yet!!

Posted by: Weasel at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (MVjcR)

970 Romney wins.
His position in the Clan and the Inner Temple is assured.
Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (wvmhf)

Nope. He made a massive blunder.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (H8QX8)

971 951 Religious faith is the last refuge of traitor
Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 05:04 PM (rpxSz)

If Dr. Johnson had a son.

Posted by: Caliban at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (QE8X6)

972 I cant comment on TheFive FB page since I called Juan a bobble head Stepin Fetchit.

Posted by: BluesFish at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (WQZ1O)

973 We'll see what Mitch is made of in how he responds to Romney. My guess is he does nothing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (H8QX

What do you want him to do NOW...Revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait till after the 2020 Election. IF we gain a bigger majority in the Senate then let's talk again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (85Gof)

974 Dayum. Gas at $1.89.
Energy Independence! Frack that oil.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (bVtr0)

$1.84 outside Fort Worth.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy



I remember saying a couple years ago if DJT could get gas under $2.00 he would be a lock.

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (QLPEO)

975 There is no way the MFM will take this vote without a fight. The CNN/MSNBC BS panels will spin the hell out of the vote. Yahoo news will follow along with what ever is said by the "reporters".

Posted by: Colin at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (SLP3d)

976 Check out what PDT just tweeted:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/sckp8zv



Love that guy.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (sGotD)



O my gosh that's awesome

Posted by: grammie winger at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (lwiT4)

977 His position in the Clan and the Inner Temple is assured.
Posted by: Apologizes to Claire Wolfe at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (wvmhf)

This guy gets it

Posted by: REDACTED at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (rpxSz)

978
The Donks knew for certain they'd lose this vote, right along party lines. Had they been smarter, they could have freed up a few of their members to vote "not guilty" to preserve the illusion of a fair trial.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2020 04:59 PM (LxWV7)



I think any illusion of fairness from the Dems was ripped up last night in front of everyone by Nancy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

979 Mitch is right, its all in the rear view mirror.
Like a load of bricks off our chests. Chucky up but you know he is irrelevant so fk him with a cactus I don't care.

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (ZCEU2)

980 Which positioning do you admire most? My guess is spooning
Posted by: kbdabear at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (qAR6u)



Down dog, aka, Child Support $$ Position.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (bVtr0)

981 I don't know how anyone can rationally believe Romney voted on the merits of the case.

This was as spiteful and vindictive an act as you could imagine.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (+dsLj)

982 And now this just in from Iowa...........crickets

Posted by: IP - Still a dude at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (q2G/6)

983 I am on my way to Baskin-Robbins. Double scoop of Pralines and Cream.

Posted by: Mr. Barky at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (hKi6n)

984 So they said they will impeach him again. Will everyone. Or liv voters see it for what it is? Malicious harassment?

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (cBbfb)

985 Great tweet from the President. David French is muttering and throwing things right now and his wife is worried he's going to pop a vein.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (F7lRL)

986 I wish it wasn't so but I'm one of those guys who don't make passes at girls who wear glasses. Of course it had to become a fashion style just because of that.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (U9Qbt)

987 BOOM

And fuck Romney. Shitweasel.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (NWiLs)

988 We'll see what Mitch is made of in how he responds to Romney. My guess is he does nothing.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (H8QX

What do you want him to do NOW...

-------------

Just keep on appointing those judges.

The rest is details.

Posted by: SH at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (sX1BW)

989 907
I saw how Pierre Defecto tried to split the baby by voting Guilty on the
Abuse of Power charge and Not Guilty on the Obstruction of Congress
charge.



How stunning and brave. NOT.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at February 05, 2020 05:00 PM (00fXp)

________


Famous quotes from Lucky Pierre Delecto: "A cuckshed divided against itself is under-manned."

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,111 of the Trump Impeachment at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (Z/rHa)

990 Should Trump get re-elected he really needs to stop endorsing GOPe twats like Romney.

Posted by: Lizzy at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (bDqIh)

991 What do you want him to do NOW...Revenge is a dish
best served cold. Wait till after the 2020 Election. IF we gain a bigger
majority in the Senate then let's talk again

Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (85Gof)

THIS.
Mitch moves slower than we would like, but he does get some of the real stuff done. I mean, Good Lord, look at the incredibly stupid nitwits he has to deal with.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 05:07 PM (ufFY8)

992 >>> I work with a lot of guys who think with their dicks. Most of them have at least two ex wives with alimony and either a few stents or bypass.
Posted by: Marcus T

This where being poor fits into my plan.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (eQKlI)

993 Romney needs a real tied to the bunk, beating with soap in socks moment. Every Republican in Congress should get a shot at him.



In theater, it's called a curtain party. When the offending person is walking across the stage near the curtains, you grab him from behind, wrap him in the curtain and beat him silly with whatever is handy.

Posted by: shibumi... actually in Ohio at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (ZCiJZ)

994 Wants to go with Mr. Barky.

Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (cBbfb)

995 This really doesn't deserve a flaming skull - acquittal was never in doubt...

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (JXKKq)

996 Check out what PDT just tweeted:


Soooooo triggering.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (oVJmc)

997 >>> You guys need to get out more and stop thinking with your dicks.
.......

My dick thinks for itself, I'm just lucky he lets me tag along.

Posted by: wth at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (v0R5T)

998 Time for War Turtle to get his game on and, do nothing.
Call for a four week Senate recess in celebration
and to allow Trump to do some firing and hiring without Obstruction.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (1g7ch)

999 1000!

Posted by: the hamsters at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (Tnijr)

1000 CSPAN says a written statement from Trump is coming momentarily.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (sWM8x)

1001 Nanzi drunk and trowing breakables in her office?

Posted by: Archer at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (gmo/4)

1002 There is no way the MFM will take this vote without a fight. The CNN/MSNBC BS panels will spin the hell out of the vote. Yahoo news will follow along with what ever is said by the "reporters".
Posted by: Colin


And at the end of it all? Trump is still their president.

Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (bVtr0)

1003
1000?

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 05, 2020 05:08 PM (88+cf)

1004 For 4+ years the DNC, FBI and multiple politicians conspired to stop Trump from winning, then to remove him from office.


But Collins thinks Trtump should apologize to them, for interrupting their graft machine, and for trying to find out who was part of the active criminal sedition against him. Good Grief.

Posted by: illiniwek at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (Cus5s)

1005 HahafuckingHA

https://tinyurl.com/w3ez227

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (F7lRL)

1006 Now with nominees for judges!

Starting the process in the Senate now!


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (ufFY8)

1007 985 hopefully a stroke, I'm in a winning mood

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCEU2)

1008 Salient point from a tweeter somewhere...

Just remember, in an extraordinary gesture Romney argued that Trump was totally unfit for the presidency and then interviewed to be his Secretary of State. These great moral stands have an unbelievably short shelf life.

Posted by: andycanuck at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (TQ/zJ)

1009 Yeah, Mitt. Attack the President who was serious about religious freedom last night, and doesn't think you have to sue nuns over abortifacients.

Because the entire Dem field seems to think taking nuns to court over their religious conscience is okay--and your God DOESN'T.

But, maybe that's what comes from the theology where you think of God as just some ascended being from another planet. Not infallible, just ascended.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (DuZls)

1010 Pick up two more seats in the Senate and the defectors lose a lot more of their power.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (oVJmc)

1011 I'll take the over.

Posted by: Roland THTG at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (88+cf)

1012 Carpe Donktum is one of out best memesters:

twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1225175683464400897

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (hvf9s)

1013 OK, Nanzi, you went Kamikaze and it didn't work. Now, seppuku.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (+y/Ru)

1014 We need to get our dicks out more and stop thinking.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (NWiLs)

1015 Insom!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (TdMsT)

1016 Eh, like I said in a previous thread, we'll have investigations and maybe another impeachment vote before election day. It's all they've got.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (RD7QR)

1017 Release the otters!

Posted by: Archer at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (gmo/4)

1018 I'm in Thailand at the moment. Sinema couldn't get a pity fuck in Bangkok to save her life lol

Posted by: Kyroo at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (Z9G5W)

1019 Eh, like I said in a previous thread, we'll have investigations and maybe another impeachment vote before election day. It's all they've got.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (RD7QR)
---
Beats working on anything.

Posted by: Axeman at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (DuZls)

1020

Man this is a comedy fest in the background, while some dude is thanking the Janitors,Feinstein is packing her Subway Sammich into her big as purse? and then toodles off into the sunset 4 minutes before adjournment...must have a hot date!...Next Schumer is pretending to be a human and brown nosing the shits he walks by and ignores all year and the Abominal Broad (WHO IS SHE?) behind him is looking everywhere and nowhere like an asylum escapee....Priceless...thats where the REAL ACTION is in the background seen that all along....The Chamber for weirdoes some actually VOTED IN FFS.

Posted by: saf at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (5IHGB)

1021 There might be a few Republican senators who "voted on the merits" of this shampeachment.

Most of the R's and all of the D's voted RahRahGoTeam.

And then there's Romney.

Posted by: filbert at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (NiXyF)

1022 Now for the real amusement:
Which narrative is more powerful?
1) Trump acquittal
2) Bipartisan failed vote of guilty

Who has bully pulpit?

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 05, 2020 05:10 PM (vPKfA)

1023 IrishEi, hope you can make it this time. May 9.
Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 05:05 PM (/669Q)
~~~~~

Looks good! Job I've got now ends in April.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (sGotD)

1024 nood

Posted by: eleven at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (QLPEO)

1025
Can't believe Mitt went that low. What's in it for him?
Posted by: willow at February 05, 2020 04:56 PM (cBbfb)







MOM! TRUMP KEEPS TOUCHING MEEEEEEEE!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (kw0bd)

1026 I voted for it
I voted against it


Months later you will hear him say both
but not at the same time.

Posted by: Pierre DeFecto at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (lkl+P)

1027 Dayum. Gas at $1.89.
Energy Independence! Frack that oil.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 05, 2020


*
*

I just gassed up Sunday a.m.: $1.99/gal., and I get .06/gal. off because of my Exxon card. Maybe I'll feed the car again this weekend.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (Ejm1K)

1028 What this country needs right now is my father.
Posted by: Meghan McCain at February 05, 2020 04:30 PM (oFFYf)

Anybody can wreck a fighter plane, honey.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (LxWV7)

1029 Carpe Donktum is one of out best memesters:

twitter.com/CarpeDonktum/status/1225175683464400897
Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 05:09 PM (hvf9s)
-------

Did you see the Bugs Bunny one further down the page? It's even better! LOL!

Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 05:11 PM (/669Q)

1030 My body is just a life support system for my penis.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 05, 2020 05:12 PM (U9Qbt)

1031 Iowa Democrat Party now just "making it up".


Seriously, that's what they're doing. They must have destroyed the original votes.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2020 05:12 PM (F7lRL)

1032 Trump and Melania should take a bigly, luxurious great vacation after this for a week to celebrate.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 05, 2020 05:12 PM (WI7YS)

1033 Bluebell I love that one too!

Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 05:12 PM (hvf9s)

1034 Nood. Romney.

Posted by: Linn Ridge. Kiss my Bot. at February 05, 2020 05:12 PM (4R6Rp)

1035 President Trump making a announcement 12pm tomorrow

Posted by: Skip at February 05, 2020 05:13 PM (ZCEU2)

1036 eat shit Mitt, Obama, Hillary, cucks.

Posted by: x at February 05, 2020 05:13 PM (nFwvY)

1037 Nood, more Romney trashing.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at February 05, 2020 05:13 PM (ExV1e)

1038 Nood.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at February 05, 2020 05:13 PM (iuFgi)

1039 What do you want him to do NOW...Revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait till after the 2020 Election. IF we gain a bigger majority in the Senate then let's talk again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 05, 2020 05:06 PM (85Gof)
-----
Fredo, take my kid fishing.

Posted by: Groundhog at February 05, 2020 05:13 PM (VYwSh)

1040 All those stupid stories about Romney putting his dog on the roof of his car and being a jerk at whatever wealthy school he went to....seem more believable now.

In fact most Never Trumpers seem like the kind of people who would put the family pet in a cage on the top of the car.

Posted by: William Eaton at February 05, 2020 05:14 PM (cfkTP)

1041 You remember that partial release of Iowa Donk caucus results? Well . . .

Iowa Democrats@iowademocrats
There will be a minor correction to the last batch of results and we will be pushing an update momentarily.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)

1042 Bob Dole! Dole tweeted out the SOTU "was one of the best" he's ever heard, and congratulated PDJT.


Then he sang "Wish I knew You When I Was Young", by the Rivivalists.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 05, 2020 05:17 PM (F7lRL)

1043 I believe that it is the Democrat Party which controls all the money used for an incumbent to run for reelection.

Any elected Democrat faces the next election without any support from the party and even a primary opponent should they not do the bidding of either Nancy Pelosi of Chuck Schumer.

As all Democrat politicians have no other skill set but being a lying, cheatig,, and talentless closet sexual predator and can do no other profession but Congress they justify votes like today.

Posted by: One handed Matt at February 05, 2020 05:18 PM (wedPR)

1044 Been lurking since around 2004, Me and the Mrs are in for the novamome. Looking forward to meeting some of the people who have gifted me with your wit, wisdom, and positivity these oh so many years. As an old Klingon proverb goes; we live in interesting times.

Posted by: stourma at February 05, 2020 05:25 PM (cgMvz)

1045 Think we can get anyone else to come?


Posted by: bluebell at February 05, 2020 04:47 PM (/669Q)

Might come if its in the summer

Posted by: Boswell at February 05, 2020 05:29 PM (32YRo)

1046 President Trump has announced that he will discuss the impeachment at noon tomorrow.

Does he have a surprise?

Everyone's attention has been on the Democrat's schemes.

What if tomorrow he holds a press conference with Attorney General Barr to announce some indictments?

He would want to wait until the impeachment trial was over to avoid being accused of trying to influence the jury. That problem is now over.

Good things come to those who wait.

Stock up on popcorn.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at February 05, 2020 05:29 PM (EMi53)

1047 260 just kick down the doors and we're good.

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at February 05, 2020 05:34 PM (UPn4U)

1048 Been lurking since around 2004, Me and the Mrs are in for the novamome.
Posted by: stourma at February 05, 2020 05:25 PM (cgMvz)
~~~~~

Yay!

Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2020 05:34 PM (sGotD)

1049 9 Sinema, Manchin, and Jones to vote to convict.
I guess Jones gives no fucks about staying in the Senate.
Alabama, please:
There's GOT to be a better candidate than Snoozy Sessions and Jumpin' Jailbait Roy Moore!

REMINDER:

Roy Moore was pre-Kavanaugh test.
GOP who didn't like Moore enabled and emboldened Democrats, so ... thanks for that!

37 yr old accusation
Last minute before confirmation/election
All supporting evidence is a lie
Media: "More women come forward!"
Avenatti/Gloria Allred drag their whores out

NEVER. EVER. GO ALONG WITH THIS whether you like the candidate or not.
Everyone mourning the lack of senators with balls? Moore is a total sh*t kicker which is why ol' Mitch preferred Doug Jones

Posted by: I got a bone to pick wit you at February 05, 2020 05:36 PM (l9Soe)

1050 You remember that partial release of Iowa Donk caucus results? Well . . .

Iowa Democrats@iowademocrats
There will be a minor correction to the last batch of results and we will be pushing an update momentarily.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 05, 2020 05:14 PM (+y/Ru)

Surprisingly!

Posted by: tbodie at February 05, 2020 05:42 PM (FE+I8)

1051 While most Americans think Romney is a complete asshole, he get's to go cuck cruisin with Bill, Jonah, and Eggan. So, at least he has that going for him.

Posted by: Bob (formerly Beto) at February 05, 2020 05:42 PM (hVOXD)

1052 52 Sessions will be elected. It's ok. He was a good senator, just shit as AG though...


Posted by: Timon at February 05, 2020 04:13 PM (dKm4U)
"shit as AG" - translation: too weak to have Trump's, and therefore *our* back.
When will our side wake up and recognize the enemies within??

Sessions WAS a great senator.
In a lot of ways, just not the most important one, was a good AG.
Not sure what happened there, b/c he's not swampy and he's not a coward.

Doug Jones cheated his way into office using voter fraud, "Russian" bots and disinfo, WaPo Fiction Series on Roy Moore (starting a few days after they bemoaned their guy being more than 10 points behind)

Doug Jones is guilty as sin; as Jason Miller says, K Street is ready to accept him now

Posted by: I got a bone to pick wit you at February 05, 2020 05:43 PM (l9Soe)

1053 940
Check out what PDT just tweeted:



https://preview.tinyurl.com/sckp8zv



Love that guy.

Posted by: IrishEi at February 05, 2020 05:03 PM (sGotD)

So he DOES want to be dictator!!

Posted by: NOT THAT BRIGHT at February 05, 2020 05:53 PM (ofIwF)

1054 Maybe now those Republicans who thought a few Dems would vote not guilty will realize finally what a venomous, hyper partisan, cult hive they are dealing with... maybe,

Posted by: DeVan at February 05, 2020 06:00 PM (kC+1/)

1055 Dems breaking ranks was not an issue as most Republicans (only Mittens) broke. and 2/3 was only a Schiff/Nadler dream

Posted by: politics uber alles at February 05, 2020 06:00 PM (0hOKG)

1056 The funniest thing about Romney is the complete lack of political skills. He gets a cheap two hour pop from the media that is sandwiched in between the State of the Union speech last night and the acquittal vote.

Posted by: andrew at February 05, 2020 06:27 PM (kPsJr)

1057 Believe it or not, a lot of downwinders in southern Utah got cancer from nuclear testing. So no. We have already paid that price and lost good, kind people from it.
Posted by: LizLem at February 05, 2020 04:46 PM (hvf9s)

Not to mention John Wayne and a lot of the cast of the movie about Ghengis Kahn he did.

Posted by: Oldcat at February 05, 2020 09:02 PM (eoQWY)

1058 So Mitt votes to convict for "abuse of power," but votes to acquit for "obstruction of Congress." So his courageous pose is just that - a pose. I see no principled distinction in his self-serving address on the Senate floor. He's decided to split the difference so he can return to Utah and tell all those voters who put him in office "I voted against conviction and removal," and tell all those who opposed him "I voted for conviction and removal." Utah's GOP establishment is a wholly owned subsidiary of the LDS church, so they'll do nothing to unseat this fraud. So the Utah tea party needs to start plotting a primary challenge now. Find someone named "Laxalt." If that doesn't work, find someone named "Huntsman."

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