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Is Sundown Joe About to Get His Clock Cleaned in Iowa?
Breaking news: Very old man peters out towards the end of a race.
Bernie Sanders continues to lead his Democratic rivals in New Hampshire just hours before the Iowa caucuses, which could hand him a crucial victory in the first contest of the race, a new Franklin Pierce University-Boston Herald-NBC10Boston poll reveals. Sanders has boosted his support in the Granite State to 31% of likely Democratic voters, a seven point lead over former Vice President Joe Biden and 14 points ahead of Elizabeth Warren, who has stalled at 17%, according to the poll. Former South Bend, Ind., Mayor Pete Buttigieg is in fourth place at 8%, Minnesota Sen. Amy Klobuchar is at just 4% support, and Hawaii Rep. Tulsi Gabbard is at 3%. Just 7% of New Hampshire Democratic voters say they are now undecided.You may have heard that the the supposed gold standard of Iowa polls, the Selzer poll commissioned by the Des Moines Register, was cancelled and suppressed for reasons that many find... dubious. There is some suspicion that the poll wasn't really thrown into the garbage because some interviewers forgot to mention Pete Bootygag as a candidate, or mispronounced his name. Some suspect that those are just convenient rationalizations for rubbishing a poll that showed Bernie sanders well ahead of Joe Biden, and which might have caused a stampede of voters away from Biden.
A pollster who spoke on condition of anonymity told American Greatness that it was "highly unlikely" that Buttigieg's name would be mispronounced on such an important poll. "The phone workers are prepped on pronunciation,: she said, adding, "this was an important poll, little chance this was just blown off." The pollster also explained that a call center manager walks around and listens to the calls while they’re being made.The below is supposedly the reason for cancelling the poll:
The voter was an Iowa City area man who says the Iowa Poll polltaker didn’t name Buttigieg when asked which candidate he preferred.
— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) February 2, 2020
Voter said when she read a new list, she mispronounced Buttigieg’s name. https://t.co/MHRPktNkJy
The Des Moines Register Poll didn't kill itself.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) February 2, 2020
Des Moines Iowa poll was spiked, here are the results:
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) February 2, 2020
Sanders: 22%
Warren: 18%
Buttigieg: 16%
Biden: 13%
Will surprise no one: back channel has Warren surging in the Selzer poll. Buttigieg, Klobuchar, Biden in hold pattern. Sanders in free fall on Rogan/Wallace/booing. We'll see in 48 hours.
— Tom Watson (@tomwatson) February 2, 2020
Joe Biden seems to be Lowering Expectations, and merely promises to "survive all the way through the whole thing." Wow. You're vowing to merely survive? Is that where the goalposts are now?
After making a surprise stop at one of his Des Moines field offices today, @JoeBiden told reporters his campaign is “going to survive all the way through the whole thing” even if he doesn’t win the Iowa caucuses tonight. pic.twitter.com/MaJUeqcRi0
— Marianna Sotomayor (@MariannaNBCNews) February 3, 2020
Democratic presidential candidate Joe Biden bristled when he was asked during an interview about his son Hunter’s work for a Ukrainian energy company that is at the heart of the Senate impeachment trial against President Trump. ... Guthrie then asked if it was “wrong” for Hunter to take a seat on the board of Burisma Holdings “because the company wanted access to you.” "That's not true. You're saying things you do not know what you’re talking about," Biden said. "No one has said that -- who said that?" The NBC anchor said some people would see it as "sleazy" and asked "was it right?" "Well, he said he regretted having done it. Speak for yourself. He's a grown man," Biden said.Old Joe wants his shirt back:
Iowa voter: “I think you could be the Hillary of 2020…”
— QuickTake by Bloomberg (@QuickTake) February 1, 2020
Biden: “I thought they were exaggerating when they said that the Republicans said they were sending out 80 people to participate in the Democratic caucus here… By the way, give us back your ‘Joe’ shirt!” #IowaCaucus pic.twitter.com/AgKMlnXSl7
I’m a bit late, but it’s pretty incredible that zero percent of Warren supporters said they wouldn’t support the nominee if it wasn’t her.
— Sawyer Hackett (@SawyerHackett) February 2, 2020
It’s a testament to the unifying nature of her candidacy. pic.twitter.com/TJjEu3WQ8F
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (QyoQ9)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 05:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: That Chick on the Plane at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (TAD8F)
why doesn't a loved one pull him aside and tell him his political career is over and he needs to just stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Guy Who Says "Bernie" A Lot! at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (P1f+c)
Dangerous stuff here. This isn't even the equivalent of jaywalking. Have to wonder if a certain popular journo tournament Smug was running had anything to do w/this: Comfortably Smug Twitter Account Banned For Asking 'Where's Hunter, Fat?'
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (BqBId)
rather call Iowans dumb (at least the newspaper people) instead of telling the truth
they will lie about anything
Sunny outside? Nope. I see clouds over there in Russia.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (sZaoP)
Posted by: Port at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (HaFL0)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (KP5rU)
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It's Butt-gigitty.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)
He provides much-needed comic relief.
I'm looking forward to the day when he punches a voter.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Port at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (HaFL0)
He's not even on the ballot in Lucidity.
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (TAD8F)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)
Something about her is off. I don't know what it is, but I saw it last night on the SB half-time show.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 05:41 PM (HaL55)
She's one aria away from ramming her Jeep Grand Cherokee through a security check point at Mar-a-Lago.
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (lg/F7)
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (j3npP)
Clap on! Clap off!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (I2/tG)
That's a fact. Practically nobody remembers me around here anymore, but I am plugged in enough to have heard immediately what the numbers were.
Will that be the outcome tonight? Who the hell knows, there are so many reasons they can shift due to the wonky caucus format. But that's what they were in the DMR poll, bank on it.
Posted by: Not Jeff B. at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (Z2oju)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (Y274z)
garbage because some interviewers forgot to mention Pete Bootygag as a
candidate, or mispronounced his name.
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This is b.s.
I worked at as a pollster, first taking survey and later as a supervisor.
You know the names. Period. And yes, the whole point of having supervisors is to ensure the polling is done consistently and accurately. You sit there and listen to the pollster ask the questions.
Here's the thing.
Let's say you have a screwup employee who botches a question. You know what you do? You don't *throw the whole poll away*, you simply check their tally sheet and throw out all those results, send the person packing and have other callers make up the total.
This is beyond stupid.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)
All these white B initial guys are interchangeable
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (6Cbbt)
About that poll.
I understand the big NO about Bernie the Commie, but why the hate for Andrew Yang from Democrats?
His plan is giving away a thousand a month to everyone. He is the Asian Santa Claus. And yet, he can't even seem to buy votes, using other people's money.
It seems that the Democrats are just old fashioned racists after all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (1g7ch)
553
Before I went to see 1917 today, I heard dipSchiff on the radio make his
closing arguments. He was fantasizing again, and seemed to be
thrashing, Pris-like, even more energetically than usual.
He was going overboard in slandering PDT's counsel, and his rhetoric was borderline insurrectionist.
And 1917 was very good.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (ufFY
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Taylork at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (HaFL0)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (/NRYk)
Now that that's a thing of the past, look for Biden to "spend more time with his family". His sleazy, corrupt family.
Posted by: John Bradley at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (2ZZVu)
Posted by: Joke Biden at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: The Biden Campaign, From The Future! at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (I2/tG)
This thing is over, and none of the other dwarves are going to beat Sanders. They can rob him though, in which case Katie bar the door!
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (nTPpB)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (Vy7tf)
The media will ignore it and spend all the time taking about how the Dem winner has momentum and is now proven to be serious threat to defeating Trump
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (aO8Gd)
How about I take Shakira home and see if I can find what's wrong with her....
Rule #1 brother
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Not Jeff B. at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (Z2oju)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (TAD8F)
Everyone who does polling understands this is a lie.
Everyone in politics knows it, too.
So once again they're relying on Democrat loyalty to shore up the lying transparently false narrative that everyone knows is a stupid, fake, dumb lie.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (KP5rU)
____________
I still think that's why they're letting Mini Mike in. They're trying to slow Bernie's momentum, because (as Obama said last week) they really don't want him to win.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (I2/tG)
This is exactly what I'm hoping happens. I was also hoping the GOP would help stoke the fires but lol like those cucks would do anything useful.
The center cannot hold. It really is going away for good. The future belongs to the fringes. It would be nice if we recognized this and acted accordingly to turn the Left against itself by any means available.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (j3npP)
Big Deal - Bernie's going to give away ten thousand a month to everyone.
Posted by: Bernie Bros! at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (I2/tG)
It will be hilarious if Sanders continues to do well, and the DNC has to resort to ever more desperate and obvious tricks to deny him the nomination.
Do you reject Satan?
And all his works?
And all his empty promises?
Do you believe in the God the Father, almighty, creator of heaven and earth?
Do you believe in Jesus Christ, his only son, our Lord, who was born of the Virgin Mary, was crucified, died, and was buried, rose from the dead and is now seated at the right hand of the Father?
Do you believe in the Holy Spirit, the Holy Catholic Church, the communion of saints, the forgiveness of sins, the Resurrection of the body, and life everlasting?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (HALdu)
.........
Just about the exact amount of BLTGQwerties in the U.S.?
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (v0R5T)
'I do NOT have my peter out!'
looks down
Oh.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (2GPSc)
You would have honest but evil Socialists, corruptocrat old line Establishment Democrats and Trumpian Populist Big Tent Republicans.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (ufFY8)
It doesn't matter.
I don't think Trump will lose to anyone the Donks throw at him, if the election is fair.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (RD7QR)
She looks fantastic for her age. Hell, she looks fantastic for ten years younger than her age.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (9t0Zz)
Within the margin of error, of course.
Posted by: wth at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (v0R5T)
See Sundance's theory over at CTH:
Posted by: John Bradley at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (2ZZVu)
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Sundance needs to stick to economics. He's good at that.
He's wrong about just about everything else.
The Dems were going to impeach Trump. It was certain. If not Biden, something else.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Joey keeps saying this line about his Ukraine corruption of "nobody is saying that" when everybody is saying that.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (AD3JT)
lmao
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (ppBhU)
Trump's already doing that - trying to enrage Bernie supporters by citing the DNC's duplicity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (I2/tG)
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He's gonna blow!
(Buttgiggity too)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Controlling the opinions of people by telling them what other people supposedly think... Damn.
Mind control.
Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (OfgiI)
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 06:03 PM (TAD8F)
I'm looking forward to someone asking Bernie what exactly is the difference between a "democratic socialist" and a communist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: IC at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (a0IVu)
It is Elder Abuse!
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (hmgiv)
So Biden is sniffing and touching and poking and pushing people away from him and telling them to go vote for someone else --- while telling them he'll probably die in office so, vote for his VP.
That's the way to win! Go Joe!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: irright at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (Kpl3J)
Trump's already doing that - trying to enrage Bernie supporters by citing the DNC's duplicity.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (I2/tG)
Yep. It's masterful. He has an uncanny gift for putting the cat among the pigeons.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (jpBkc)
This is exactly what I'm hoping happens. I was
also hoping the GOP would help stoke the fires but lol like those cucks
would do anything useful.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (j3npP)
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Operation Chaos.
Trump doesn't even have primaries in certain states.
Someone might have some fun with that.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (cfSRQ)
why doesn't a loved one pull him aside and tell him his political career is over and he needs to just stop.
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)
so true.
I don't even like Sleepy Joe, but I am really starting to feel sorry for him. His brain is out of gas. It misfires regularly. It is obvious. It can't be hidden any more.
Do the people around him think so little of him as a person, that they don't see it? Or are they willing to sacrifice his final cogent days for "the cause"?
I think we all know that answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Tami at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hitlery Cliton at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (/NRYk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (Kpl3J)
He polls lower with minorities than a mayonnaise sandwich.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Ktgreat
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Whenever I start to feel sorry for Joe, he swims naked in my pool, tells rambling tales that are clearly lies, then physically shoves me around when I ask why his kid is such a failure.
Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (OfgiI)
Which also shows the poll was bullshit, since you randomize the order of items on a list in a proper poll. If Bootyjuice's name was read last to every poll responder, the poll sucks.
Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (HALdu)
Wow. You're vowing to merely survive?
Is that where the goalposts are now? <<<
By the time the Dem Convention rolls around, the DNC will be so desperate to keep Bernie from winning the nomination that the goal line will be moved to give the nomination to the candidate with the most hair plugs.
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (AMIL/)
Correction - the only people getting ten thousand a month in a Bernie Sanders America are party apparatchiks. The rest of us are splitting time between gulags and a factory making something depressing.
Posted by: Inspector Cake of Scotland Yard at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (HmZuC)
And yes, he should be impeached if he manages to steal the election, which I don't see happening. But I don't put anything past the Prog/Dems. By Any Means Necessary is their war cry these days.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 05:59 PM (d7Ww2)
they are hoping the veep will be the first Woman President
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (vEIlU)
https://tinyurl.com/wvjeqg4
Sundown Joe didn't care for her questions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM
WLNSSEODQY.
Posted by: Winston Wolfe at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (xPhgI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Hell, these fuckin' people can't even tell the difference between a male and a female!
Don't give them even HIGHER level tests!
Posted by: RKae at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (OfgiI)
His plan is giving away a thousand a month to everyone. He is the Asian Santa Claus. And yet, he can't even seem to buy votes, using other people's money.
=*=
He give coronaviruscash!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (G546f)
Well, the people in the nomenklatura will get that, and they are the only ones who matter.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (I2/tG)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdmsgw3
I shudder to think what he would have done without that mic in his hand
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Yich.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: the dandy at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (ufFY
Whereas Bernie has that pointing with the finger to emphasize ... well ... everything he says.
Only occasionally does he resort to playing the invisible vertical piano.
You'd think his handlers would tell him to dial back the pointing thing, which is even more annoying than his accent (which he can't help).
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (jpBkc)
But he may not place in Iowa. He may not break the 15% required to get delegates.
That will be hard to spin.
Especially if it happens again in NH.
Also, those polls showing Bloomberg in third nationally do not take into account that he is not even in the ballot in the first 4 contests. I award him zero delegates.
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (ZfRYq)
The excuse I saw on Althouse was that some of the pollsters "adjusted
the font size" on their screens, and that made Butteggsalad's name not
appear. Unless they hit the scroll bar, which they apparently didn't.
Which also shows the poll was bullshit, since you randomize the
order of items on a list in a proper poll. If Bootyjuice's name was
read last to every poll responder, the poll sucks.
Posted by: mikeski at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (P1f+c)
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And it assumes that there are no supervisors checking to make sure the script is being read correctly.
Try another one.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (cfSRQ)
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I can't help it. Every time I see her name I hear, "Kookaburra sits in the old gum tree."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: E. Warren, I am a gay transgender queer ally at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Inspector Cake of Scotland Yard at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (HmZuC)
Zero unemployment, comrade!
Posted by: Bern My Ass at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky! at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (I2/tG)
Yeesh. That's a low bar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (ptqGC)
He's wrong about just about everything else.
The Dems were going to impeach Trump. It was certain. If not Biden, something else.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:05 PM (cfSRQ)
Yeah, agreed. The Dems started talking Impeachment the day after the election, they never let up. Remember Michael Moore shouting THIS WILL NOT STAND!!!! Yeah, well you try to stand up, fat man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: skywch at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (IWvy/)
What does that even mean?
Biden couldn't score in a kiddie pool of hundred dollar bills? Biden couldn't score in a kiddie pool of centenarians?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: BluesFish at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (vSb78)
These are professional, credentialed pollsters, people!
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (EYsyU)
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM
What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: Leg Hair at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (xPhgI)
After all, being unemployed in the Soviet Union was a criminal offense, Comrade!
Posted by: Zombie Leon Trotsky! at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (I2/tG)
Joe is such a dementia patient I don't have the heart to pull the 'you dropped your wallet' routine on him...
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (/NRYk)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (HALdu)
In the last two months, he's had two scheduled after 4pm.
And before you say, "well maybe he's at private events"
Nope. His wife has had events almost every evening--no way Joe is going to private big wig events without his wife.
Compare to Trump, holding at least one or two rallies all over the country (not just IA) every week
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (aO8Gd)
Yep. I want that.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (hmgiv)
====
So she admits the family is nothing but depraved, addicted trash?
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2020 06:08 PM (AMIL/)
I'm sure the Bernie Bros and antifa will accept that with their accustomed equanimity.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (jpBkc)
*pop*
Posted by: Joe Biden's Blood-Filled Eyeball at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (hfM+5)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (HALdu)
The rules will be changed so only the superdelegates will be allowed to vote.
Posted by: The DNC! at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: E. Warren, I am a gay transgender queer farmer at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (NVYyb)
I'm looking forward to someone asking Bernie what exactly is the difference between a "democratic socialist" and a communist.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:06 PM (jpBkc)
that's easy.
the socialists are afraid of guns.
the communists are not.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (sy5kK)
Joe Biden laying a full mouth kiss on his granddaughter while she pulls her skirt up slightly was a truly disturbing sight.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdmsgw3
I shudder to think what he would have done without that mic in his hand
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
Is she Hunter's kid?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Ladies and Gentleman Your Democratic Party Manifest at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: E. Warren, I am a gay transgender queer farmer at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (hmgiv)
Now it seems to be coalescing as socialists, bitter old women, diversity mongers, and border jumpers.
What a party!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (LWu6U)
"U.S. Senate. Waiting for a Senator to Speak"
It's hopelessly pathetic.
Posted by: m at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (vSb78)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (oVJmc)
'Let Grampa sniff your hair before you go to bed, sweetie.'
Posted by: garrett at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (TAD8F)
I'm looking forward to someone asking Bernie what exactly is the difference between a "democratic socialist" and a communist.
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In one, you vote who you're going to steal the money from.
In the other, you vote for the ones who stole your money
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (aO8Gd)
Hunter Biden - Hookers and Blow, 2020!
Did anyone ask "Doctor" Biden if Hunter is going to make his court date in Arkansas?
And has she met her new grandchild yet?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (I2/tG)
The pollster also explained that a call center manager walks around and listens to the calls while they're being made.
These are professional, credentialed pollsters, people!
Posted by: t-bird at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (EYsyU)
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That actually is how it's supposed to work.
So either the poll was run by total idiots (hmmm) or they got numbers they didn't like.
Given that the mainstream press is happy to dump garbage polls that are wildly wrong all over the place, I know where I come down on this.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (cfSRQ)
https://tinyurl.com/wvjeqg4
Sundown Joe didn't care for her questions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
I'd love to see Potato Salad Joe have a moment and blurt out, "Folks, I've got bitches all over me! These uppity bitches where did they come from? Who are these cunts with these questions?"
*rack focus to Warren Wineboxers heads exploding"
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (j3npP)
The Democratic nominee will be...
*rips open envelope*
... Some random guy pulled off the streets of Milwaukee.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (7rVsF)
He'd probably just give you the ol' Appeal to Ignorance crap.
"If you don't know the difference, I can't help you. See, this is the problem with American schools..."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (ZCEU2)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdmsgw3
I shudder to think what he would have done without that mic in his hand
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
...and he's moving her hand towards his crotch.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Pendulating Richard at February 03, 2020 06:02 PM (/NRYk)
Carpet don't match the drapes. Best to put in hardwood. Problem solved.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (1g7ch)
What a party!
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2020 06:13 PM (LWu6U)
You left off Convicted Felons.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: McCool a
Probably to keep him from poking at people who ask him mean questions. There have been a couple of instances of Biden putting his hands on people who question him.
He can't seem to handle people persisting in questioning him. I want him to get the nomination just to see if Trump can provoke him in the debates.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Bernie Sanders' Communism-Filled Aorta at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (hfM+5)
Posted by: Hillary! at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSLd)
There's simply no reason to vote for Bootyjudge other than the identity politics.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (oVJmc)
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Corporatist graft.
He's big with Wall Street types. Will also bend over for the tech lords. In his case, literally.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Tnijr)
What does that even mean?
Biden couldn't score in a kiddie pool of hundred dollar bills?
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM (9t0Zz)
This one. Or maybe I meant to say a pool full of kiddies. Whatever, point is Joe Biden doesn't know where he is, much less have the stamina needed to campaign or score chicks like Trump undoubtedly could. Anyone citing him as the "favorite" outed themselves as a fucking idiot months ago.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (nTPpB)
Posted by: Colin at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (yythk)
& LBJ has sunk so low as to have a slate of candidates so unimpressive.
Posted by: Cosda at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (D3bRp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (oVJmc)
I don't have the heart to tell them, "well, if the Bernie bros don't get their way, it might look like the '68 Dem convention. And you know who won in '68."
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
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I'm bringing up the rear in this election!
Posted by: Buttigig at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Y4EXg)
Id like to see it.
I mean end of the Republic and all that but it would be a hell of a show.
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)
*******
Yep ! Publix Store Manager is wrong all the time on everything pertaining to the Coup
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (BqBId)
DOCTOR Jill Biden on CNN this morning: "Hunter is the heart and soul of the family."
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So she admits the family is nothing but depraved, addicted trash?
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Further evidence the Biden family's heart and soul is hidden away in a deep dark place.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (NVYyb)
Did anyone ask "Doctor" Biden if Hunter is going to make his court date in Arkansas?
And has she met her new grandchild yet?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at February 03, 2020 06:14 PM (I2/tG)
It was Angry Alisyn's sidekick, the little concerned-face guy John Berman, so no.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Y274z)
look at what they have done to all of Trump's family, including grandchildren and all of his friends and associates
gfy- truly
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (6Cbbt)
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They know he's dead candidate walking. They smell blood in the water and are playing journalist.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (7rVsF)
Who would more than likely do a better job even if random guy was a Dem. These pukes they're trying to foist off on the country are absolute dog shit.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (zlgJP)
*pop*
Posted by: Bernie Sanders' Communism-Filled Aorta at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (hfM+5)
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In light of Bernie Sander's unexpected suicide or heart attack tomorrow, I am reluctantly declaring my candidacy for president.
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)
New rules.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (e284m)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (HALdu)
How long did it take Hunter to piss hot after he got a cushy Officer commission in the military? A week?
Heart and soul my ass.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (9t0Zz)
About that poll.
I understand the big NO about Bernie the Commie, but why the hate for Andrew Yang from Democrats?
His plan is giving away a thousand a month to everyone. He is the Asian Santa Claus. And yet, he can't even seem to buy votes, using other people's money.
It seems that the Democrats are just old fashioned racists after all.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:01 PM (sy5kK)
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Never Ever Forget,
The Democrats were the Party of Slavery. Lincoln and the Abolitionists formed the Republican Party to defeat the party of slavery.
The KKK was the militant arm of the Democrat Party.
Woodrow Wilson was a loyal Democrat, and he segregated the Civil Service and supported the KKK. He showed "Birth of a Nation" in the White House.
When the Civil Rights Act was finally passed after twenty years of Segregationist Democrat Senator Filibusters, LBJ actually said, "This will have those N****** voting for us the next 200 years."
Yes they are racists. Notice how the first thing they classify you is by YOUR RACE?
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (+0uDE)
Yeesh. That's a low bar.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (ptqGC
Keeping the sugar jar full of coke keeps a smile on everyone's face.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (Vy7tf)
"If you don't know the difference, I can't help you. See, this is the problem with American schools..."
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (9t0Zz)
That's an easy one to foil.
"So you're saying that there IS no difference, then?"
Put the words in his mouth, make him distinguish the two.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (jpBkc)
Posted by: Muad'dib at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (cdo+X)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (d6Ksn)
'68 convention, '72 campaign.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (Kpl3J)
And elections are marathons, not sprints. Losing states, even early states, are what separates the men from the sexy, sexy boys. And underaged girls with nice smelling hair.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (ATCV4)
If you found out that Hunter had schtupped Step Mom of the Year Doctor Jill Biden, would you be surprised?
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (6Cbbt)
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Quite the opposite.
Surprised if he didn't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Kensington at February 03, 2020 06:18 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Ignoramus
kinda assumed he has
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (G546f)
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (j3npP)
18 Why is Choo-Choo being led around by the arm by a young woman ?
Posted by: McCool at February 03, 2020 06:00 PM (sZaoP)
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Elder Abuse
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (+0uDE)
Surprised if he didn't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February
Isn't
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (HALdu)
questioning him. I want him to get the nomination just to see if Trump
can provoke him in the debates.
Posted by: nerdygirl at February 03, 2020 06:15 PM (+lVUW)
I can actually see him losing it and jumping across the debate stage onto Trump, trying to wrestle him.
PLEASE let Joe be the Dem candidate!
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Dr. Jill at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (JcXHH)
You deplorable basket of morons. I'll get you, and your Ewok too!
Posted by: Hillary Clinton at February 03, 2020 06:20 PM (e284m)
The center cannot hold. It really is going away for good. The future belongs to the fringes. It would be nice if we recognized this and acted accordingly to turn the Left against itself by any means available.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:04 PM (j3npP) "
Dunno.
Way I see it, we are the center, they are the fringe party.
Any other view starts by accepting our enemies worldview.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 03, 2020 06:20 PM (zlgJP)
So there was some rumor last week about Hillary willing to be Vice-President on the 2020 ticket.
Anyone who was at the top of the ticket and selected Hillary as VP simply has a death wish.
Arkancide is not a river in Egypt.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:17 PM (+0uDE)
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The biggest racists I've ever known were white Democrats.
They didn't even hide it, because they knew that being Democrat gave them a pass.
Which it does.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:20 PM (cfSRQ)
The DNC's consolation prize will be, "Well, we can't beat Trump so we'll, ultimately reluctantly, sacrifice Bernie and be rid of him from now on.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:21 PM (6eEQ+)
A mummy,
A rummy,
and a dummy.
*opens envelope*
Who are Sanders, Hillary, and Biden.
Posted by: Karnak the Great at February 03, 2020 06:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: trev006
Please let this happen, dear lord, please. Let. This. Happen.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 06:21 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (1g7ch)
A mummy,
A rummy,
and a dummy.
*opens envelope*
Who are Sanders, Hillary, and Biden.
Posted by: Karnak the Great at February 03, 2020 06:21 PM (aS1PU)
Ha ha..Heyo!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Jmel at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (OeWgo)
They can take turns being co-tops and co-bottoms of the ticket.
Living Constitution doncha know.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (l4C/z)
He passed No Shame onto Hunter, and look how it turned out
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (6Cbbt)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 03, 2020 06:23 PM (XehFa)
Biden looks like he is being led around. His family should stop this now because PDT will show no mercy.
Posted by: Jmel at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (OeWgo)
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His family is putting him up to it.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:23 PM (cfSRQ)
Biden looks like he is being led around. His family should stop this now because PDT will show no mercy.
Posted by: Jmel at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (OeWgo)
Hillary was tough and mean. Joe doesn't know what day of the week it is.
It will be a debate for the ages.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:23 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: brie larsen at February 03, 2020 06:23 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
It really is can't lose for the popcorn industry. Corrupt joe, commie sanders, lieawatha, or now half-pint dictator mike.
no matter who it is, Trump is going to have a blast.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM
When Bailey the dog was asked what kind of night his owner would have in Iowa, he replied...
Wait for it.
Ruff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Guy making bank in front of democratic convention at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Lace Wigs at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joey Sundowns at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (y87jW)
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (aS1PU)
Do the people around him think so little of him as a person, that they don't see it? Or are they willing to sacrifice his final cogent days for "the cause"?
I think we all know that answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:07 PM (sy5kK)
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Watching my dad lose it until nothing was left was heartbreaking.
Watching a guy lose it that still has enough going on that wants to fuck me over isn't heartbreaking.
At least when he wanders off his family won't have to give the cops a photo of him to find him.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (KZzsI)
Yes except Bernie as the candidate affords no protection to the Clinton Biden Deep State Ukraine Russia Racket.
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (Tnijr)
Anderson Cooper wants to know who has the BIGGEST CAUCUS?
Posted by: saf at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (9pm4Q)
Id like to see it.
I mean end of the Republic and all that but it would be a hell of a show.
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (ZfRYq)
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Now brave little Caitlyn, these are your choices, and you are supposed to pick this person. Understand?
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (+0uDE)
I miss that old, drunken sycophant, Ed McMahon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (l4C/z)
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He had his own show, though. Star Search or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: saf at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Guy making bank in front of democratic convention at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (C1Lsn)
Oh boy!
I'll take two cocktails
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Smokin' Joe Biden at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (VcFUs)
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: brie larsen at February 03, 2020 06:23 PM
Not really, no.
Posted by: Pete Booty judge at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (r+sAi)
It's worse than that. He's not even committed to surviving a presidency. He's interested in having a good VP, remember, because he's an "old man".
Biden is asking for a mercy vote because he's just such a likable fella and not to worry about anything because he won't be doing anything.
The man has dementia.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (6eEQ+)
A mummy,
A rummy,
and a dummy.
*opens envelope*
Who are Sanders, Hillary, and Biden.
Posted by: Karnak the Great
The original was Tutenkamen, Dean Martin and Chuck Barris !
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (arJlL)
I miss that old, drunken sycophant, Ed McMahon
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:22 PM (l4C/z)
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He had his own show, though. Star Search or something.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
jah, and that sweet Publisher's Clearinghouse side gig.
But I'll always remember him as the guy on the couch, laughing at Johnny Carson's jokes.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (rpxSz)
167
I'm bringing up the rear in this election!
this is about me, isn't it?
Posted by: brie larsen at February 03, 2020 06:23 PM (sGtp+)
Impossible.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Joe Blowme at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (/NRYk)
Yeah, another one of those shows that never had anyone actually become a star from it.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (KZzsI)
Good to see you around!
Marine ratched really enjoyed shooting with you on Saturday! thank you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (oVP12)
Posted by: Finnegan Biden at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Burnt Toast
it's so beautiful
Posted by: x at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:11 PM
When Bailey the dog was asked what kind of night his owner would have in Iowa, he replied...
Wait for it.
Ruff.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:24 PM (rBtIz)
That's the way your mother likes it, Trebeck: rough.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (r+sAi)
Secretary of State and a license to steal was the price to keep her on the reservation
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (6Cbbt)
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Conversely, the sudden appearance of things which *are* convenient to the Democrat Party comes as no surprise either.
Posted by: Trunkful of 'discovered' ballots at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (l4C/z)
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I can think of worse ways to get rich.
I mean, you can even show up for work drunk and people are fine with it!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (cfSRQ)
It was flaming. I got out before someone spontaneously combusted.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (hmgiv)
Good to see you around!
Marine ratched really enjoyed shooting with you on Saturday! thank you!
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (d7Ww2)
Hey super nurse!
I enjoyed having him on the range. He sure is dialed in with that PPQ.
I'm surprised how popular that Taurus 709 was!
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (rpxSz)
After dinner conversation: "HEYWHOWANTSCOFFEE?DOYOU?HOWABOUTYOU?IKNOWIWANTSOMECOFFEELIKERIGHTNOW! LETMEFIXYOUACUP!"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55)
Secretary of State and a license to steal was the price to keep her on the reservation
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (6Cbbt)
Hillary got her money's worth on that deal.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:29 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Finnegan Biden
At least she didn't do that old fashioned foot lift thing
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM
Never. Not. Funny.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (rBtIz)
Maybe she's been Spirit Cooking with Jay Z and Beyonce
Posted by: random lurker commenter at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (48RE5)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (oVP12)
Posted by: Vanya at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (U7voe)
A mummy,
A rummy,
and a dummy.
*opens envelope*
Who are Sanders, Hillary, and Biden.
Posted by: Karnak the Great
The original was Tutenkamen, Dean Martin and Chuck Barris !
Posted by: JT at February 03, 2020 06:26 PM (arJlL)
Chuck was a CIA Ninja assassin!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (JFO2v)
Watching a guy lose it that still has enough going on that wants to fuck me over isn't heartbreaking.
Posted by: Groundhog
As a matter of fact it is downright soul refreshing nector that I relish nearly as much as I do liberal tears. Fuck. Joe Biden. And his corruptocrat family.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at February 03, 2020 06:30 PM (9pm4Q)
I'd never seen her before last night. Something just ain't right with that gal.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (HaL55)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdmsgw3
I shudder to think what he would have done without that mic in his hand
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)"
Saw that this morning; found both the kiss and the hand gesture disturbing ... almost as disturbing was the no-comment poker-face treatment of the incident by the reporter.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (/NRYk)
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (gmo/4)
Iowa represents the best of America: Farms, small businesses, and good old red, white and blue family values!
The Big Media, next week through November:
Iowa is representative of all the red states that have bought into the Trump message of racism, sexism, no immigration, and anti-intellectualism! It's populated by white-skinned deplorables who deserve to live in the middle of nowhere!
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Emmie at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:25 PM (cfSRQ)
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Worked with a guy whose daughter won on his show. Pretty sure it wasn't when Arsenio Hall took it over. Girl could sing. The prize money was money that could be spent on "Approved" musicians, producers and studios. All entities connected to show. That money went fast. I think she's an owner/operator of her own beauty parlor in New Jersey these days.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: torabora at February 03, 2020 06:16 PM (Y274z)
In the sense of the Bidens being Democrats, maybe. Otherwise, hahaha, I think this was the whole problem of the campaign. Obama kept saying "er I dunno," at which point Scumbag Joe looked to his advisers- who gave him a hearty thumbs up.
The second Joe Biden actually looks like he's in danger of testifying on behalf of anyone, they'll kill the whole family and blame it on Putin/ Trump.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (nTPpB)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (SEDJv)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (+MS7k)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Sawyer Brown.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (myjNJ)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t89t2yw
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2020 06:27 PM (oVP12)
YOU ARE CORRECT, SIR!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (NWiLs)
Bernie probably already knows its rigged against him but knows he will get payouts worth the effort.
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
Yep. The idea is to make sure everyone thinks you care. Don't let them see the tar on the ball.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:33 PM (hmgiv)
I could never tell them apart, but the guy with the round head.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 06:33 PM (xSo9G)
Funny video of a girl sucking down some kind of gummy candy.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/t89t2yw
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (9t0Zz)
I think I trusted you once before.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (hmgiv)
Bernie probably already knows its rigged against him but knows he will get payouts worth the effort.
Posted by: Skip at February 03, 2020 06:31 PM (ZCEU2)
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He's a coward. He actually wants to win, but has no guts.
Sat out the Cold War in Vermont. All for the revolution, but married into money and got a government salary.
Has three homes, but still talks the game.
When the DNC screwed him, he meekly submitted because he's a coward. Look at how he reacted with Warren making up crap! Total beta wuss.
His followers, on the other hand, may be a bit more determined to make some noise.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (cfSRQ)
Yashar Ali @yashar
Why liberal white women pay a lot of money to learn over dinner how they're racist
A growing number of women are paying to confront their privilege - and racism - at dinners that cost $2,500
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM
Someone who's
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (rBtIz)
I look at those people in Iowa that are watching their Dem candidates, and wonder if they are really that stupid, like being lied to, or are just Communists that want their free lives to be taken away at gunpoint.
Maybe it is a combination.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (sy5kK)
And today be hinted that the reason Joe dropped out in 2016 in favor of Hitlery Clinton was that she knew about that stream of income.
Bongino never hints unless he has concrete proof in hand.
Posted by: Richard at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (I6tpa)
Biden kissed is 19-year-old granddaughter full on the mouth at some event today.
And the Left always ridicules people from the Ozark and other rednecks about incest? And then there's Bro-Fo.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (FsgBK)
When is the caucus? Answers like the day after Groundhog Day or day after the Superbowl, or first Monday in February would be acceptable.
When does it start? 7 pm.
Do you know where your caucus location is? Y/N
Please name it? (Accepy anyone that can name a reasonably possible location)
If you cannot get people that can answer these four questions, they are NOT going to be caucus goers.
Everything else they say is merely a popularity contest.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (+0uDE)
He was a friend of my father's, in a casual way. Good guy overall.
The Senate houses much worse.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (9V81o)
I love Trump fanning those flames on Twitter:
"The DNC on Bernie Sanders, "Looks like they're going to do it to him again, doesn't it?""
"he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie, something they wouldn't do for
@CoryBooker and others. They are doing it to Bernie again, 2016."
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (hvf9s)
A whole bunch of people who made it big were on the show. I wouldn't claim it was because of Star Search, but Britney Spears, Alanis Morisette, and Drew Carey were on the show.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:35 PM (9t0Zz)
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OK, seriously, who the heck names their daughter Finnegan?
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM
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When you've already been woke, so you're wake.
Posted by: irright at February 03, 2020 06:35 PM (RVcmP)
A pretentious James Joyce fan. I liked "seven!"
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at February 03, 2020 06:35 PM (vGJY7)
Probably more truth to that than not. If he loses and runs for any office again, then your statement is about 99.9% true.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:36 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Defenestratus at February 03, 2020 06:34 PM (9V81o
Article in tomorrow's MR about Trump likely to take Iowa early.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2020 06:36 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: freaked
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In the pics above, the attendees just don't seem to exude the remotest enthusiasm.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 06:36 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (SEDJv)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM
Captain Kirk...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (XehFa)
Go on and check it out. I promise it's not NSFW and you won't be scarred.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (FsgBK)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (+MS7k)
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM (FsgBK)
Biden Drops Out of Race to Spend More Time With Someone Else's Family...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (rpxSz)
Probably more truth to that than not. If he loses and runs for any office again, then your statement is about 99.9% true.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
Shouldn't matter. If you broke the law, fuck you.
So if I kill someone, the po po can't come after me if I'm running for office? In what galaxy?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: runner at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (SEDJv)
Posted by: irright at February 03, 2020 06:35 PM
*cough*
299
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (rBtIz)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/sdmsgw3
I shudder to think what he would have done without that mic in his hand
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:10 PM (KZzsI)
I expected to see a much younger granddaughter.
Posted by: Emmie at February 03, 2020 06:39 PM (87gB3)
Let him run against Trump, lose, and then he's done.
Posted by: IrishEi at February 03, 2020 06:39 PM (sGotD)
If you're on a regular thread, & a Book Thread breaks out, do you have to put on pants?
Asking for a friend.
Posted by: J. Random Commenter at February 03, 2020 06:39 PM (xPhgI)
They interviewed a lot of Iowans on Fox.. and electability is a major concern.
Many will vote for Joe and hold their nose.. and he just had one of the bigger rallies among all candidates.
But let's pause for a sec,, Iowa is nothing in the grans scheme of things.. it gives the leader a slight momentum.. but the vote will be so spread out, it will be meaningless..
You will have a lot of pundits scratching their heads tomorrow.. because they have hyped the shit out of this and will have no spectacular results.
Reminder: Ted Cruz won Iowa.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at February 03, 2020 06:39 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at February 03, 2020 06:40 PM (VVbgV)
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (UUkQp)
I had a weird feeling when he didn't show up after Christmas and Mark Steyn was filling in every day.
Depressing as all hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2020 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:40 PM (WavOX)
I am running for President as the candidate of the AoSHQ Party. This announcement has nothing to do with any investigation. Especially concerning those three hobos. I got an alibi.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 03, 2020 06:40 PM (7rVsF)
106 Joe Biden laying a full mouth kiss on his granddaughter while she pulls her skirt up slightly was a truly disturbing sight.
Finnegan: No tongues PawPaw.
Slo Joe: Just the tip?
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (gmo/4)
Buttygigg might actually hold up the best in a debate with Trump
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)
How is Klobuchar still in there? Does anyone know what her unique advantage is?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (Tnijr)
If you look closely, Pop-pop is slipping her a little tongue.
Posted by: Fritz at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: PaleRider is simply irredeemable at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (cDw3P)
I've seen a few families that do the kiss on the mouth thing with their kids. It ALWAYS weirds me out. I kiss my kid on the cheek, on the top of the head, on the nose, but never on the mouth.
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:42 PM (9t0Zz)
Depressing as all hell.
Makes sense after today's announcement. Prayers up for him and his family.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:42 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
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The lake dacha needs redecorating.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 06:42 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: bonhomme at February 03, 2020 06:37 PM
That young lady needs more practice.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:42 PM (rBtIz)
Pretty much sums up loserville all around.
I will be voting for him though. He's the worst.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2020 06:42 PM (Z+IKu)
Howard Dean's younger brother went hiking in Laos DURING the Vietnam war
they didn't run out of supplies
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (rpxSz)
Let him run against Trump, lose, and then he's done.
Posted by: IrishEi
Most will be done. They'll be well into their 80's by 2024.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (WavOX)
Buttygigg might actually hold up the best in a debate with Trump
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)
All Trump has to do is say "Butt Edge Edge."
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: FloridaMan at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (1gpgR)
To normal America, sure. And that's the illusion too many still live under WRT two Americas. You know it; I know it; everyone knows it.
Those most deserving of sanction - those who wield the most power - will still escape justice.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 06:33 PM (xSo9G)
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Answer all of them, except Yang.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Sharkman at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (I6tpa)
Turnout. Turnout. Turnout
Has momentous consequences for winning back the House and picking up some Senate seats
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:44 PM (6Cbbt)
I think its far worse in rich elite communities
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at February 03, 2020 06:44 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: freaked at February 03, 2020 06:44 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at February 03, 2020 06:44 PM (gbf/Q)
Lung cancer = unseen damage.
Posted by: FloridaMan at February 03, 2020 06:44 PM (1gpgR)
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*cough*
299
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM
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Heh. I'm always a day late and a dollar short.
Posted by: irright at February 03, 2020 06:45 PM (RVcmP)
Secretary of State and a license to steal was the price to keep her on the reservation
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:28 PM (6Cbbt)
As much as I despise Obama, I don't even think Joe Biden or Sally Kohn are this dumb. He would have been dead before she finished signing the Obama/ Hillary paperwork- and turning it into Hillary/ Telegenic Minority TBA.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 06:45 PM (nTPpB)
I had a weird feeling when he didn't show up after Christmas and Mark Steyn was filling in every day.
Depressing as all hell.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at February 03, 2020 06:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Yeah. I missed Rush today, fired up the laptop, and read it here first.
I am having difficulty getting going today the way I should.
Rush was also gone in January for a number of days. He loves his job, to him it is heaven, so I was starting to wonder.
But this news is just a kick in the soft parts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:45 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at February 03, 2020 06:45 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 03, 2020 06:46 PM (yQpMk)
The rules will be changed so only the superdelegates will be allowed to vote.
Posted by: The DNC! at February 03, 2020 06:12 PM (I2/tG)
Off on a tangent...
How exactly do the parties reimburse the states for the primaries?
DNC has made it pretty fricken clear via court records that they are a private club...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:46 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Regular joe at February 03, 2020 06:46 PM (6/uwW)
He will make the SOTU about America, not himself, which is what he has done the previous times before.
But I WANT some gloating in there. Would be well deserved after the past three years!
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 06:46 PM (hvf9s)
Well, Congress got that all started by exempting themselves from the laws they write, so we should've seen this coming a mile away.
I wonder how we could stop that and make them legal citizens? If you're not subject to the law, what does that do to your citizenship status?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:46 PM (HaL55)
Most will be done. They'll be well into their 80's by 2024.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (WavOX)
The only ones less than 70 in 2024 are Steyer, who looks eighty, Klobuchar, who is an idiot, Yang, and Buttigiegiegity.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:47 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Grimaldi at February 03, 2020 06:47 PM (6K3U5)
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:47 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:47 PM (rpxSz)
How is Klobuchar still in there? Does anyone know what her unique advantage is?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
When on the road, she can eat a salad with her comb.
If that doesn't scream "Presidential", then I don't know what does.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (WavOX)
Wait, let's hear this out.
I have an idea that might just work under these rules....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (l4C/z)
He will make the SOTU about America, not himself, which is what he has done the previous times before.
But I WANT some gloating in there. Would be well deserved after the past three years!
Posted by: LizLem
He deserves to gloat. HE DID THIS. Not congress.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (WavOX)
If you check the flowchart, it's the entry under "Number of X chromosomes".
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (6eEQ+)
The rest is history
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (6Cbbt)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (WavOX)
The only ones less than 70 in 2024 are Steyer, who looks eighty, Klobuchar, who is an idiot, Yang, and Buttigiegiegity.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:47 PM (+0uDE)
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I forgot the good news, AOC will be eligible.
Alexandria Donkey Chompers will be 36!
The Vanguard of the Youth Rebellion!
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (+0uDE)
Cauci and the convention. It will be glorious popcorn and pudding time.
And I hope that Rush lives long enough to see it all, plus see Donaldus Magnus reelected to a second term.
Posted by: LizLem at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (hvf9s)
"Republicans urge Trump not to gloat at SOU"
They should be urging the Dems not to commit seppuku whilst there.
I'd personally like to see that. I'd almost pay to watch it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (IsG7k)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (oVP12)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (l4C/z)
Is it a cunning plan?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (NWiLs)
She says she was the only candidate on the stage that was able to get a campaign contribution from an ex-boyfriend.
Maybe she has a certain set of skills?
Posted by: blaster at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
When on the road, she can eat a salad with her comb.
If that doesn't scream "Presidential", then I don't know what does.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:48 PM (sy5kK)
She's as heroic and resourceful as Odysseus!
Posted by: DR.WTF at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (6Cbbt)
Yeah he talks purty. Typical polictian.
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
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He is certainly to blame for Hunter's wastrel existence. Joe looked around at the mini-dynasties (Kennedy, Gore, et al) and figured he could establish the same thing for Hunter. Didn't take. Hunter just isn't made of the right stuff. The most sadly amusing element was the late-in-life attempt to establish a military background.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (xSo9G)
would having the Robert Palmer Girls backing him up be considered "gloating" ??
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (rpxSz)
But if Biden does drop out early, the only other one I would worry about is Bloomberg. A billion extra dollars can unfortunately move the needle.
Posted by: Blago at February 03, 2020 06:52 PM (sjTfF)
Alexandria Donkey Chompers will be 36!
The Vanguard of the Youth Rebellion!
Posted by: rd
So close. She doesn't turn 35 until October 13th.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:52 PM (WavOX)
John Edwards.
I make the same mistake too.
Remember how we scoffed at his TWO AMERICAS?
He was right that there are two. Just not the way he described.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:51 PM (rpxSz)
Probably, though they're likely all retirement age by now.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 03, 2020 06:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (j3npP)
In no particular order
Thanks AtC for the beautiful prayer on th Rush thread.
Bernie is probably soiling himself at the thought of actually having to work
Those krauts make a damn fine wheat beer.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (8AONa)
Maybe she has a certain set of skills?
"There's a hundred on the nightstand. Please don't be here when I wake up."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (HaL55)
Yeah he talks purty. Typical polictian.
Posted by: Jewells45
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If he didn't have a flaming gay husband, he would probably beat Trump.
As much as people profess to love the gheys and kneel at the rainbow flag, I do think it would be a big headwind in the Midwest for Buttigieg.
Posted by: Blago at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (sjTfF)
There's no doubt about that.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (l9m7l)
He was right that there are two. Just not the way he described.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)
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In his case it was "wife America" and "mistress America."
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (cfSRQ)
would having the Robert Palmer Girls backing him up be considered "gloating" ??
Posted by: REDACTED
The Rockettes.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: nurse ratched at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (d7Ww2)
"Buttgag!"
"Bootyjuice?"
"Bootycheek!"
"Bootyfreak!"
"WHAT DO YOU PEOPLE WANT FROM ME?!"
*poorly faked crying*
So they're not letting him on a stage with Trump.
Posted by: trev006 at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (nTPpB)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (IsG7k)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (IsG7k)
I wonder what she looked like this morning without any makeup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (Vy7tf)
John Edwards.
I make the same mistake too.
Remember how we scoffed at his TWO AMERICAS?
He was right that there are two. Just not the way he described.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:52 PM (+0uDE)
John baby daddy found out by national enquirer. NYT Wapo etc media elite should have to suck dicks at a bus station for their charity.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
So if I kill someone, the po po can't come after me if I'm running for office? In what galaxy?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (WavOX)
Wait, let's hear this out.
I have an idea that might just work under these rules....
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at February 03, 2020 06:49 PM (l4C/z)
Idea?
Most of us have a list.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: irright at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (IsG7k)
I wonder what she looked like this morning without any makeup?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (Vy7tf)
That other gal has to weight 150 or 160. I am 5 10 and 190 and overweight.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2020 06:55 PM (JFO2v)
He uses his mouf better'n a two-dollar whore.
And there's a very good reason for that. Prolly a lot of them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (HaL55)
403 380 J-Lo has a big butt. But then, she does look pretty good for being 50 YEARS OLD.
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 06:50 PM (IsG7k)
I wonder what she looked like this morning without any makeup?
And without any 'corrective' surgery?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 03, 2020 06:54 PM (l9m7l)
WAIT, WHAT?!?!?!?
-Joe Biden
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Surfperch at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (speO7)
Sure. Until we get to the part where he 'managed' South Bend.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: JAS
You didn't go to high school in the 80's, did you?
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (WavOX)
Then when he walks up to the podium, hand Pence a clothespin
and just wink at Nancypants
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (0OmEj)
I can see a gay guy getting elected. I can see a woman getting elected. But they need certain attributes
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 06:56 PM (6Cbbt)
As much as people profess to love the gheys and kneel at the rainbow
flag, I do think it would be a big headwind in the Midwest for
Buttigieg.
Posted by: Blago at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (sjTfF)
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No, he wouldn't.
The only reason he's in the race is that he's gay.
He's the mayor of Indiana's fourth-largest city that has had zero successes in running it.
Take the gay out of it, and he's a no-show.
Even the slanted garbage polls show him getting crushed in Michigan because South Bend is local enough that people know he's a crappy mayor.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
Do WHAT? What crime did he do? Schiff NEVER has gone there. And now he's arguing that Impeachment is the only Remedy for what someone MIGHT do in the future. He has gotten just more and more insane as this has gone on.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (Kpl3J)
Surprised if he didn't.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February
Isn't
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:19 PM (HALdu)
And now we know the significance of the definition of 'is'.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (WavOX)
Most will be done. They'll be well into their 80's by 2024.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (WavOX)
The only ones less than 70 in 2024 are Steyer, who looks eighty, Klobuchar, who is an idiot, Yang, and Buttigiegiegity.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:47 PM (+0uDE)
Agreed.
There is nobody on the Demo stage today that will be even considered a viable candidate in 2024.
If I had to name one, it would probably be Tulsi Gabbard.
But they mostly hate her because she served in the Military and has an independent mind. So she is out.
There is nobody. The only rising stars in the Demo party are quite Communist, or at least anti-American, in their beliefs and words.
Now go back and look at the faces of those Iowans sitting behind Joe. They realize the same thing that I just said. They are starting to figure out their party has left them forever.
It's like many of these Democrats have never played musical chairs, and are surprised that when the music stops, there aren't enough chairs for everyone.
That look of despair. Yep, you just lost.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: FloridaMan at February 03, 2020 06:43 PM (1gpgR)
If they wanted good choreography, The Super Bowl would have the Texas A&M Fightin' Texas Aggie Band as part of each halftime show.
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (AMIL/)
As much as people profess to love the gheys and kneel at the rainbow flag, I do think it would be a big headwind in the Midwest for Buttigieg.
Posted by: Blago at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (sjTfF)
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Midwest?
Try Philadelphia and Newark. The urban vote will stay home.
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (+0uDE)
This is actually the basis of an old Doctor Who episode (The Deadly Assassin).
The Doctor (Tom Baker) is accused of killing the President of the Time Lords, and declares himself a candidate for the office to stay free while he finds who actually did it.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (oVJmc)
Checks some of the boxes. The establishment gets their man and the Bernie Bros get a consolation prize knowing a) Biden isn't long for this world and b) Bernie really likes to talk but doesn't like to work.
And the DNC gets their old white men.
It's not the worst they could do.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (6eEQ+)
Rub congress' noses in all that winning by emphasizing what could be done if 'we worked together'. Then mock Pelosi, Schiff, Nadler and the squad in particular as the reason nothing has been able to get done for the last three years. Make them the personification of democrat failure.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (aIRv9)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February
makes it funnier
Posted by: not so at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: klaftern at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (RuIsu)
Every single state in this country is in play this year.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at February 03, 2020 06:59 PM (zlgJP)
I read this post title as "Is Joe about to get his cock cleaned in Iowa?"
Miley said, well if his cock is dirty, it needs to stay dirty.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at February 03, 2020 06:59 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 06:59 PM (IsG7k)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at February 03, 2020 07:00 PM (oVP12)
That look of despair. Yep, you just lost.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Golf clap. Seriously. Nice job.
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 07:00 PM (WavOX)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 07:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 03, 2020 07:00 PM (6Cbbt)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
He has "minority chic". Yang, does not.
Anyway, how are the Vampires coming?
Posted by: CN at February 03, 2020 07:01 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 07:01 PM (IsG7k)
https://tinyurl.com/r6lsdjs
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: CN at February 03, 2020 07:01 PM (ONvIw)
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I probably should stop commenting and continue the edit.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (IsG7k)
Posted by: rickb223 at February 03, 2020 06:38 PM (WavOX)
who ya got in mind ?
maybe some shelving challenged soul
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Gref at February 03, 2020 06:58 PM (AMIL/)
Yup...the Stupid Bowl should have the bands from the College national champs and the high skool champs from somewhere do a back to back show.
Enough of the whores, sluts and reprobates.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (Z+IKu)
She was hoping for the fellow midwesterner, northern neighbor from Minnesota favorite daughter vibe to get her some momentum.
It will work as well for her as it did for Michelle Bachmann and Tim Pawlenty in 2016.
Now, how many of you just said "Who?" when I mentioned those names?
Posted by: rd at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (+0uDE)
He's come out in support of....Andrew Yang.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 07:02 PM (cfSRQ)
Not what I meant, just looking forward to this one.
Posted by: CN at February 03, 2020 07:03 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 03, 2020 07:03 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
****
Eating a Salad with a Comb ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
He has "minority chic". Yang, does not.
Anyway, how are the Vampires coming?
Posted by: CN at February 03, 2020 07:01 PM (ONvIw
Buttgig garnered less than 10% of eligible voters in South Bend his second election. Less than his People in his own home town are not 'inspired' by him.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (Vy7tf)
The entire English language is a racist dog whistle to her.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (6eEQ+)
https://tinyurl.com/wvjeqg4
Sundown Joe didn't care for her questions.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at February 03, 2020 06:09 PM (ptqGC)
He looked on the verge of losing his shit. I don't think it's smart to keep that addled fool out there.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (y7DUB)
CBS "News":
"Republicans urge Trump not to gloat at SOU"
Washington Generals urge Harlem Globetrotters not to run up the score.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (HaL55)
Most folks don't love the gays. They don't hate them either. But they
sure as hell don't want to lose their job because of a crude remark.
Posted by: JAS at February 03, 2020 07:01 PM (IsG7k)
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Mayor Pete is the upper-class white female ideal of a gay man.
Fresh-faced, religious and completely asexual.
He's gay, but not demonstrative. Supporting him showcases your tolerance and also sticks it to those icky religious people who you hate.
This is a very narrow base upon which to build a presidential campaign, but it has a lot of money to throw around.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 07:04 PM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: Eromero at February 03, 2020 07:05 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (gmo/4)
Maybe she's woke?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (LxWV7)
That look of despair. Yep, you just lost.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (sy5kK)
The 1980 Dems called. Said, " Weren't you idiots paying attention!?"
Posted by: tbodie at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (hJ+K2)
As much as people profess to love the gheys and kneel at the rainbow
flag, I do think it would be a big headwind in the Midwest for
Buttigieg.
Posted by: Blago at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (sjTfF)
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No, he wouldn't.
The only reason he's in the race is that he's gay.
He's the mayor of Indiana's fourth-largest city that has had zero successes in running it.
Take the gay out of it, and he's a no-show.
Even the slanted garbage polls show him getting crushed in Michigan because South Bend is local enough that people know he's a crappy mayor.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at February 03, 2020 06:57 PM (cfSRQ)
I am so fucking pissed off. I was told it did not matter what you did you with dick or pussy. Now, it matters 100%. And if you got a dick and run track as a girl, more power to you. You want to suck dick, I dont care, Eat pussy, dont care. Do both, dont care.
But that is not a plan to help people. To raise the economy and standard of living. It is not a way to live. Lets say you have sex 2 or 3 times a day. So what about the other 22 hours. Your job, jour passion, your vocation. How do you keep a roof over your head and the lights on??
Mayor Pete should advocate for ghey dollars and star on their chest to be recognized in public.
oh sorry that did not work!
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (JFO2v)
I read this post title as "Is Joe about to get his cock cleaned in Iowa?
I don't wanna wash grandpa again!! (sobs)
Posted by: Biden's grandkid at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (Vy7tf)
With just a little prodding Joe will snap.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
If he didn't have a flaming gay husband, he would probably beat Trump.
As much as people profess to love the gheys and kneel at the rainbow flag, I do think it would be a big headwind in the Midwest for Buttigieg.
Posted by: Blago at February 03, 2020 06:53 PM (sjTfF)
I go round and round with a couple of liberal black guys, in their 40's, about politics. Been doing it with these guys (separately, they don't know each other). They hate Trump. And I don't have to ever watch MSNBC, because they quote liberally from those shows.
But both of them openly laugh when I ask if Mayor Pete has support in the black community. I mean, laugh out loud.
"He's a fag! C'mon, dude!"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom!
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Remarkably, 8,000 votes. Roughly half what AOC got. The Chairman of the County Commission in this western NC county got more votes than either of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (CDGwz)
I can see a gay guy getting elected. I can see a woman getting elected. But they need certain attributes
-------
It all comes down to dimensions.
Posted by: G at February 03, 2020 07:07 PM (ZJRPl)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at February 03, 2020 07:07 PM (sWM8x)
With just a little prodding Joe will snap.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at February 03, 2020 07:06 PM (Uu+Jp)
But in 20 minutes, he will forget everything and be Good Ol' Joe once again.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at February 03, 2020 07:08 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Archer at February 03, 2020 06:32 PM (gmo/4)
Their 1st daughter was named Finn. So that was alreadyvtaken.
/s just in case it is needed.
Posted by: tbodie at February 03, 2020 07:08 PM (hJ+K2)
Posted by: Ktgreat at February 03, 2020 07:09 PM (AD3JT)
Posted by: Al Sharpton at February 03, 2020 07:10 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at February 03, 2020 07:11 PM (7s3Gx)
Hell, I've seen pollsters scour YouTube looking for a local channel report on unknown, downballot races just so the questioners say the name correctly in that area's dialect.
This story is BS
Posted by: Bif at February 03, 2020 07:11 PM (yhv0Z)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 03, 2020 07:12 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Algore at February 03, 2020 07:13 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 03, 2020 06:41 PM (M9ntN)
****
Eating a Salad with a Comb ?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 03, 2020 07:04
*******
Is she tossing the salad of a bear?
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at February 03, 2020 07:14 PM (Dhht7)
I want him to capitalize on the good breaks. There's not much to gain by throwing people like US more hunks of bleeding raw meat.
I LIKED his Super Bowl ads very much-- that's what I'm talking about here. (altho I disagreed with his 'prison reform,' I thought it was a smart ad)
Posted by: mnw at February 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: mnw at February 03, 2020 07:25 PM (Cssks)
Me too. I found the prison ad devastating for the democrats. That ad is the fist of death - that tearful black woman screaming thank you Donald J Trump. That is kill shot stuff. On the super bowl no less.
As the video games say, now is the time to "Finish Him!" Start hammering democrats in their strongholds. New Jersey was a start, but hold more rallies is purple states. hell, 50 states, 50 rallies. Make them huge so everyone gets in.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 03, 2020 07:34 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 03, 2020 07:36 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 03, 2020 07:37 PM (+DS2f)
I love this idea. Just say here is what I accomplished in the last year, here is what I accomplished in the last 3 years. imagine what you and I could do if we stopped screwing around with impeachment and endless investigations?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at February 03, 2020 07:44 PM (+DS2f)
He's come out in support of....Andrew Yang.
They should run together on the Yang Bone ticket.
Posted by: mc at February 03, 2020 08:01 PM (l1TIo)
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