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Arab Kleptocrat Schemes To Keep The People He Represents In Poverty...Or A Day Ending In "Y"
I am under no illusions that the current peace plan, version 45A-2, will be any more successful than the previous ones, but it does serve to illuminate a few of the intractable problems in Arab society. Accepting the blatant dishonesty and unbelievable crookedness and corruption of its leaders is a fundamental flaw in their culture, and one that guarantees the continuation of their poverty, internal violence and existential ennui.
But that ennui is strangely coupled with an irrational belief that they will prevail, that they are the victors, and it is only the stubbornness of the international community that prevents them from succeeding in their ultimate goal of the destruction of Israel and the Jewish people. Their leaders lie to them about the causes of their desperately miserable lives, and they believe those lies instead of the evidence before them. Abbas threatens to cut security ties with Israel, USPalestinian President Mahmoud Abbas threatened to cut security ties with both Israel and the US on Saturday, in a lengthy speech delivered at an Arab League meeting in Egypt’s capital that denounced a White House plan for ending the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. The US plan would grant the Palestinians limited self-rule in parts of the occupied West Bank, while allowing Israel to annex all its settlements there and keep nearly all of east Jerusalem.Daniel Pipes has not been particularly impressive recently, no doubt in part because of his fundamental suspicion of all things Trump. But he has made the point, forcefully and eloquently that for the "Palestinians" to succeed, they must be beaten, both militarily and psychologically. Only then will they be able to accept the reality that Israel is almost certainly not going to lose to them or to any Arab or Muslim country or army or terrorist organization. Then they can get on with the business of creating something for themselves.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 02, 2020 02:17 PM (13CQC)
WOW, and I read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 02, 2020 02:18 PM (13CQC)
3-09f4t0wfqr3-ioy3h6
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 02, 2020 02:18 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 02:19 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 02:19 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 02, 2020 02:19 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2020 02:19 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 02:20 PM (T6t7i)
Step 1: Start calling them "Jordanians"...
The sooner they realize they had a country, and it's called 'Jordan', and nobody gives a f*ck about them, they might listen
Posted by: EF Hutton at February 02, 2020 02:21 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 02:21 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: It's me donna
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And the Jordanians are glad they threw them out.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 02:22 PM (Y4EXg)
Meanwhile in Londonistan....
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 02, 2020 02:24 PM (6Pc5X)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Where in the Middle East does Abbas get his power? Who doesn't despise him?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 02, 2020 02:24 PM (13CQC)
will prevail, that they are the victors, and it is only the stubbornness
of the international community that prevents them from succeeding in
their ultimate goal of the destruction of
Their leaders lie to them about the causes of their desperately
miserable lives, and they believe those lies instead of the evidence
before them.
One small change and you're talking about Schiff, Nadler, Pelosi, and the rest of the Dems.
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 02:24 PM (T6t7i)
That is Cheating.
Your no 1 placement is revoked.
Posted by: runner
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It's code. I learned to do it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (kOpft)
If you live in London, or you visit London, I think it's reasonable to expect to be attacked by a muslim.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (6Pc5X)
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Same thing, all the time, every day.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (hku12)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Egypt and Saudi are on board with Trump, so that pretty much leaves Abbas with Iran and Qatar.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2020 02:26 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 02:26 PM (CqE5x)
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That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works.
Posted by: Brer Rabbit at February 02, 2020 02:26 PM (sWM8x)
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Like most of our enemies, he's hoping for help from the democrats and their media.
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2020 02:26 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Abbas is 84 years old. Think he'll be around in 5 years? And he's done nothing to cultivate a successor. When Abbas dies, the entire Palestinian Authority falls into chaos.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Ian S.
Friends, not exploiters. Besides, Iran isn't in a condition to help them at the moment.
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (T6t7i)
Cool, so then he'll just fall into bed with Hamas and Hezbollah and the Iranian Republican Guard and Iran and . . .
Oh, what's that you just said? He's already in bed with those Filthy Evil Swine?
Well, then.
When things get hot, I guess the Israelis and the US will just widen our targeting parameters a bit, so to speak.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (ltIz7)
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2020 02:26 PM (6XLoz)
Oppsie! All those pallets of cash have gone empty now!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro)
That is Cheating.
Your no 1 placement is revoked.
Posted by: runner
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Nah runner - you just aren't fluent in jive.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 02:28 PM (Y4EXg)
Egypt and Saudi are on board with Trump, so that pretty much leaves Abbas with Iran and Qatar.
Posted by: Ian S. at February 02, 2020 02:26 PM (6XLoz)
What about me?
(waving hands)
Posted by: SOROS at February 02, 2020 02:29 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Tom Servo
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How will we be able to tell?
(Half-serious question)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 02:29 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:22 PM (zr5Kq)
A think a drone is in order
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2020 02:29 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)
20 bucks, same as in town.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 02, 2020 02:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: It's me donna
Fine, but I'm not sure Jerry Nadler wants to go.
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 02:30 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 02:28 PM (Y4EXg)
Fishizzle.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2020 02:31 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2020 02:31 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro)
I am sure there are plans.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (zr5Kq)
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An imaginary citizen of an imaginary country that never was.
BINGO... Which is why I always put it in Parenthesis
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (dNzKv)
Oh no. We won't have Abbas looking out for your security?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (3OZYh)
Posted by: It's me donna at February 02, 2020 02:29 PM (6XlcD)
We can't do that with Abbas. But, BUT! someone can invite him to go to Paris.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: gaius martius at February 02, 2020 02:33 PM (hMlTh)
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An imaginary citizen of an imaginary country that never was.
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2020 02:31 PM (kOpft)
I blame the Romans
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 02, 2020 02:35 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:36 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Abbas is 84 years old. Think he'll be around in 5 years? And he's done nothing to cultivate a successor. When Abbas dies, the entire Palestinian Authority falls into chaos.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro)
Different or the same as what happens when George Soros finally goes to hell?
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2020 02:36 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 02:36 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Is this in Michigan?
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 02:37 PM (ZCEU2)
Georg has a Georg Jr and Schiff to continue the family business
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:37 PM (dNzKv)
That is Cheating.
Your no 1 placement is revoked.
Posted by: runner
It's worse than cheating.
It's Welsh.
Posted by: ap Miklos at February 02, 2020 02:40 PM (QzkSJ)
Old men.....
There was a reason why ancient Israel followed Moses' directive and put term limits on its justices.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Why would they want to commit suicide? Simply awful how they will shoot themselves in the back of the head like that.
Posted by: Deadite at February 02, 2020 02:41 PM (EJxuy)
It's Welsh.
Posted by: ap Miklos at February 02, 2020 02:40 PM (QzkSJ)
That's nonsense, Welsh don't use numbers.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 02, 2020 02:42 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: ap Miklllewellyn at February 02, 2020 02:43 PM (QzkSJ)
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Georg has a Georg Jr and Schiff to continue the family business
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:37 PM (dNzKv)
Right, well some criminal orgs have a well developed succession plan. Some will have messier successions.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 02, 2020 02:43 PM (hku12)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 02:43 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at February 02, 2020 02:17 PM (13CQC)
Not really sporting...
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 02:44 PM (dLLD6)
That is Cheating.
Your no 1 placement is revoked.
Posted by: runner
It's worse than cheating.
It's Welsh.
Posted by: ap Miklos
Nawwww, too many vowels.
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 02:46 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:35 PM (dNzKv)
Exactly.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Fine. See if we give you an epoch shaping empire and foundation for all of Western Civilization again.
We're tired anyway.
-Italians
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 02:46 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 02:27 PM (V2Yro)
Functionally identical to the current state of affairs.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 02:46 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2020 02:46 PM (5tT9a)
https://tinyurl.com/Spengler-More-Killing-Please
Israel needs to kill a lot more military-age Arab males before it will have peace. And Persians, too.
Or, finally, Saudi Arabia and Egypt and the other countries who've traditionally kept the "Palestinians" propped up will have to stop supporting them.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2020 02:47 PM (ltIz7)
In Welsh, those aren't numbers.
Posted by: ap Miklllewellyn at February 02, 2020 02:43 PM (QzkSJ)
go on....
Posted by: runner Rhoderick Reese at February 02, 2020 02:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Well, I'm voting Bernie in the primary.
Posted by: Miklos Caroliniensis at February 02, 2020 02:49 PM (QzkSJ)
The radio news I heard (forget whether Fox or npr) said this plan is being "forced" upon the Palestinians and that they were not even consulted.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at February 02, 2020 02:50 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 02:19 PM (T6t7i)
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It's like that movie was really a sacred tome. The movie covers every possible situation a person could have.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 02, 2020 02:50 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 02:50 PM (rpxSz)
We're tired anyway.
-Italians
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 02:46 PM (cAKts)
Italicans ? But there were civilizations and epochs before Roman.
Posted by: runner Rhoderick Reese at February 02, 2020 02:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (y/fJ4)
islam has to be eradicated
Posted by: ploome at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (9bzf/)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (ZCEU2)
There was a place called Palestine where Israel is. There were Arabs there. There are still a lot of Arabs there and two parts of Israel are called Palestine.
I'm not saying they're not shitheads, but why the insistence that they be called Jordanians?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (gd9RK)
Unless you didn't pay your bill.
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
FIFY.
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 02, 2020 02:52 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (y/fJ4)
Those damn Arlen Spectorites.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 02:53 PM (cAKts)
If he doesn't have a son designated to follow he should have been outed as gay (true or not) because that would surely be a crowd pleaser there.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 02:55 PM (1g7ch)
I wish that everyone would disavow themselves of the stupid fiction that the Palis are EVER going to "make something of themselves".
They never have nor will they.
One day the Israelis are going to decide that enough is enough and settle them.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2020 02:55 PM (KATBx)
like pulling teeth
every fucking time
one of the benefits of being retired
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 02:55 PM (rpxSz)
"8 The other big thing is that lots of Arab countries are supporting Trump. I'm not sure who Abbas thinks his friends are."
the EU who are now mainly funding these Arabs to kill Jews and Israelis
way past time USA stopped ALL funding for these Arabs
Posted by: ploome at February 02, 2020 02:55 PM (9bzf/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (dNzKv)
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What's her economic plan? "Sure, he's done good, but I can do gooder!!!"
Every rumpswab and Nobel Prize winner in the country that supported her was predicting locust and frogs in a rain storm of blood.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 02, 2020 02:56 PM (VYwSh)
And one more movie applies here:
"So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel."
In this case it's more about internal corruption and clan leaders conniving against the broader common interest.
But still a classic.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 02:56 PM (El6T/)
There was a place called Palestine where Israel is. There were Arabs there. There are still a lot of Arabs there and two parts of Israel are called Palestine.
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It is an artificial construct. Before USSR decided to conjure up "Palestine", last time that name was used was Roman times. And briefly at that.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 02:57 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 02:58 PM (ONvIw)
like pulling teeth
every fucking time
one of the benefits of being retired
Posted by: REDACTED
You should take on NGU as a partner.
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 02:58 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JoeF
ISWYDT
Oblig.:
https://tinyurl.com/TWTIA-Arabic-Version
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2020 02:58 PM (ltIz7)
Islam can such a bod.
Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2020 02:58 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:59 PM (zr5Kq)
Britain had a Palestinian Mandate before WWI and conducted a Palestinian campaign in WWI, both before the USSR existed.
What do you care what the people of West Bank and Gaza call themselves? They are not Jordanian.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 02:59 PM (gd9RK)
47 There is a Dem fan fiction fantasy that the winning candidate will
pick Hillary as their running mate. Why they would want the worst
presidential candidate in history on a ticket again is anyone's guess.
But I would love nothing more than for Hillary to cap of her life with
yet another loss with the brass ring just out of grasp.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (dNzKv)
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What's her economic plan? "Sure, he's done good, but I can do gooder!!!"
Every rumpswab and Nobel Prize winner in the country that supported
her was predicting locust and frogs in a rain storm of blood.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 02, 2020 02:56 PM (VYwSh)
LOL NO. Imagine the pressure to resign if Chlamydia were your number 2.
SHE WILL BE QUEEN!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 02, 2020 03:00 PM (9dzlp)
Unless you didn't pay your bill.
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)
It's out all over the area.
Estimate it comes back just before the kickoff. I'm not counting on it.
No matter.
Beers cold.
BBQ works.
Life is good.
Posted by: Diogenes at February 02, 2020 03:00 PM (5tT9a)
Do you always think with your ass ? It's not working for you.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 03:01 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:02 PM (ZCEU2)
But it's irrelevant. Underlying actual history, not terms, is the point (well, of this part of the taffy yank), and it's true that in that area, as in many many parts of the world prior to colonial presence or the last century, there was little to no "national" feeling or identity in the current sense.
When and whether "Palestine" was used is not important, the underlying history is (kinda, though not really the point either).
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:02 PM (El6T/)
Sundown Joe gets forced into the nom and then in mid September announces that his dementia has gotten the best of him....he steps down off the ticket and the Super Delegates pinch hit Chlamydia Thundershart.
Bank on it. The did it in New Jersey, they'll do it again.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 02, 2020 03:02 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 02:58 PM (arJlL)
wut is NGU ?
sorry, the oldtimers is kicking in
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (gd9RK)
There's no Palestinian language nor any culture distinguishable from other Arabs in the area.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (y7DUB)
SHE WILL BE QUEEN!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 02, 2020 03:00 PM (9dzlp)
'Pressure' in this case being 115 gr applied three times to the back of the head and chest.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (gd9RK)
Britain had a Palestinian Mandate before WWI and conducted a Palestinian campaign in WWI, both before the USSR existed.
What do you care what the people of West Bank and Gaza call themselves? They are not Jordanian.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 02:59 PM (gd9RK)
Mandate is not a country, was a carry over from collapse of old colonial structures after WWI and ...how long did they have that Mandate? 20 years ? less ?
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (MTxDQ)
"So long as the Arabs fight tribe against tribe, so long will they be a little people, a silly people, greedy, barbarous, and cruel."
In this case it's more about internal corruption and clan leaders conniving against the broader common interest.
But still a classic.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 02:56 PM (El6T/)
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Lawrence in the movie was correct. Not sure if the real Lawrence ever said it, but that is a true statement. The Arabs were lied to by the French + English with promises that were never kept.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 02, 2020 03:04 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (y7DUB)
Excellent point. Kicking myself for forgetting that. They are not a nationality, or nation.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:05 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Titus flattened Jerusalem in the early AD 70s. Roman Empire still had centuries to go at that point.
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:05 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:05 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (El6T/)
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I read that as "Abba threatens to cut ties with the US"
Posted by: ... at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (uEbPt)
There was a place called Palestine where Israel is. There were Arabs there. There are still a lot of Arabs there and two parts of Israel are called Palestine.
I'm not saying they're not shitheads, but why the insistence that they be called Jordanians?
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Historically there was Israel, which the Romans subdued. I believe that after Rome destroyed the temple in 70 AD and banished everyone from the area, they renamed it "Palestine" on their maps.
Jews always lived there, even after 70 AD.
Come the 20th century, when the Balfour Commission split up the land they gave a slice of land to the Jews to reconstitute Israel, and a large chunk to the Arabs which they called Jordan.
The current "Palestinians" are people who lived in the country of Jordan prior to 1967 (the "West Bank", which is actually the ancient Jewish areas of Samaria and Judea) who were displaced during the 1967 Six Day War. They have been renamed "Palestinians" by the Arabs, but they are citizens of the country of Jordan who've been displaced because their country Jordan lost a war against Israel.
Same with the "Palestinians" who live in the Gaza Strip. They are Egyptian citizens who were displaced from their homes when Egypt lost against Israel in 1967.
The other Arab countries keep them trapped in refugee camps breeding like rabbits as a weapon against Israel.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (ltIz7)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Rusty Trombone at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 03:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Using those two plus Dr. Strangelove and The Search for the Holy Grail and you have the makings of a MBA level Business Management textbook.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (Y4EXg)
So Syria and Jordan aren't countries. (Well, Syria really isn't right now).
Think of Lawrence of Arabia. "I know of Hawitat, and Harib, and Bedou, but I have never heard of a tribe called Arab".
This whole notion of Westfalian Nation States was imposed on the region by the West after WWI. We gave them all names and borders.
Now the group of people within Israel's borders that is not part of Israel calls itself Palestinian. Why the fuck not? Would you like them better if they called themselves Herman?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (gd9RK)
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'We people' keep saying that there is no country and has never been any country called Palestine for anyone to legitimately claim as a homeland that they have any right to return to. Mainly because a lot of stupid people seem to think the savages that call themselves palestinians have 'legitimate grievances' that need to be considered so that we can all get along, or some such nonsense.
Just like anyone claiming grievances these days in order to wring concessions from free people, the correct response is to crush them utterly so that they abandon their crybully ways.
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I'm not saying they're not shitheads, but why the insistence that they be called Jordanians?
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Folks in the west bank were Jordanians when Jordan had a war with Israel and lost the territory. Folks in Gaza were Egyptians when Egypt similarly came up short in their effort to destroy Israel. So Jordanian and Egyptian or more appropriate terms for them than 'palestinian' even if Jordan and Egypt have no interest in taking them back.
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:05 PM (U7voe)
What's a few hundred years, here and there...
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Oh.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: rhomboid
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Using those two plus Dr. Strangelove and The Search for the Holy Grail and you have the makings of a MBA level Business Management textbook.
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (Y4EXg)
Also Office Space
And Galaxy Quest
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 02, 2020 03:08 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2020 03:08 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 02:58 PM (arJlL)
wut is NGU ?
sorry, the oldtimers is kicking in
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:03 PM (rpxSz)
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Nongonococcal urethritis--or NGU -- is an infection of the urethra caused by pathogens (germs) other than gonorrhea?
Nah, gotta be sumtin else.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 02, 2020 03:08 PM (VYwSh)
Wanna talk about pulling teeth! Ha!
Posted by: Zion Don at February 02, 2020 03:05 PM (faff5)
no but my Baltimore wife will hear you out
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:08 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2020 03:08 PM (D5XRv)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at February 02, 2020 03:09 PM (FTlwv)
Posted by: rhomboid
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*rubs chin thoughtfully*
Don't rush me, I'm thinking!
Posted by: Tonypete at February 02, 2020 03:09 PM (Y4EXg)
[i/]Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 02:59 PM (gd9RK)
For two reasons.
One...they are trying to co-opt 3,000 years of uninterrupted Jewish presence in Israel and Judea.
Two...many of them are in fact from Jordan and other parts of the Arab world.
But the reality is that Israel is willing to live in peace with whatever they want to call themselves. But they don't want peace. They want death and destruction.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:09 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at February 02, 2020 02:32 PM (dNzKv)
Barky picked Biden as a running mate to insure against assassination. And Donk that picked Hillary as a running mate would have to expect to get the shiv, sooner than later.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:09 PM (LxWV7)
And Galaxy Quest
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 02, 2020 03:08 PM (x8Wzq)
I am not singling out Pug here, but you are all forgetting the granddaddy of all movies for quoting.
Begins with an A and ends with a !
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:10 PM (cAKts)
Think of Lawrence of Arabia. "I know of Hawitat, and Harib, and Bedou, but I have never heard of a tribe called Arab".
This whole notion of Westfalian Nation States was imposed on the region by the West after WWI. We gave them all names and borders.
Now the group of people within Israel's borders that is not part of Israel calls itself Palestinian. Why the fuck not? Would you like them better if they called themselves Herman?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:07 PM (gd9RK)
Do you know how Syria and Jordan obtained their borders ? Their names ? Same way something called Pakistan did. Another creation.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:10 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at February 02, 2020 03:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:12 PM (cAKts)
Correct.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:12 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2020 03:12 PM (Z+IKu)
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It's like the garbage people that demand you respect their pronouns. *They* can use whatever term they want, but I'm not going to, specifically because they demand it.
Posted by: Methos at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: ploome at February 02, 2020 02:51 PM (9bzf/)
True, dat. Hiya, ploome! Long time.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:10 PM (cAKts)
Arachnophobia?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at February 02, 2020 03:14 PM (SIAYM)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:14 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 02, 2020 03:14 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat
Yeah, but this time the Soddies, Egyptians, Jordanians and nearly every other country in the ME except for Qatar and Iran are on board with the plan. Which makes it much more likely than previous plans to have a chance to work.
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2020 03:15 PM (ltIz7)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:15 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (x8Wzq)
Surely you can't be serious?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:15 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:16 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 02, 2020 03:16 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: pep at February 02, 2020 03:16 PM (T6t7i)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at February 02, 2020 03:13 PM (x8Wzq)
He ends with !, not ?.
Posted by: tbodie at February 02, 2020 03:17 PM (D5XRv)
--Ambrose Bierce
Roman times, British territory, Lawrence of Arabia-- Whatever. Right of conquest is a thing; it's why we own California and New Mexico and Arizona, and very few will seriously dispute that they belong to us. The Russians own Riga and the English have Northern Ireland because they took it and kept it.
Arabs lived there; Jews lived there. The Arabs decided to start a war with the Jews and lost. Now the Jews own it. That's how it works. Then the Arabs started another war, lost it, then another one and lost, then another one and lost. The Jews' claim to the ground is validated by their enforced and defended ownership. Abbas should be told in no uncertain terms that he is Not A Thing and that the Israelis have free hand to protect themselves from his sub-80 IQ homicidal lunatic followers.
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:17 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at February 02, 2020 03:17 PM (Jj+59)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:17 PM (cAKts)
He was raised Orthodox, I think is kind of rebelling against it (he saw the secularization impact of mass Russian/Ukrainian immigration as a very good thing), had his own IDF experiences, but pretty much assumes "peace" will never happen in his lifetime.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:17 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Sponge at February 02, 2020 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)
One of the nastier parts of the Palestine situation is the stranglehold the various terror organizations have on the Palis themselves.
The end game, of course, is the eradication of Israel itself.
Palis are just cover to obscure that aim.
These groups need to be completely erased to the point they no longer have influence.
THEN perhaps something constructive can be accomplished.
Posted by: irongrampa at February 02, 2020 03:18 PM (KATBx)
This is true of every national boundary world wide, except England, and Peruvia...
None willingly give up territory not 'traditionally' theirs.
All really like to get their war paint on going after the neighbors that they think is theirs though.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:18 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at February 02, 2020 03:19 PM (qq161)
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:20 PM (U7voe)
worst news of his campaign, as a new poll shows his support in his
firewall state of South Carolina collapsing along with his once-dominant
support among black voters, with Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders and Tom
Steyer closing the gap.
Well, I'm voting Bernie in the primary.
Posted by: Miklos Caroliniensis at February 02, 2020 02:49 PM (QzkSJ)
It would be lovely if Comrade Bernie started to win the primaries and caucuses just to watch the DNC freak out and then watch them shut him out and then watch the Bernie Bros freak out. Bernie will take another dacha to go away but will his Red Guard?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2020 03:20 PM (j0/GV)
What's the difference between yogurt and Canada?
Yogurt has a live culture.
(love Canada, kind of a 2nd homeland, eh, if only due to hockey and love of winter sports - though I find the current authoritarian tendencies there astonishing and depressing)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:21 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:21 PM (gd9RK)
How far back to we go to reward the defeated people with land and autonomy?
20 years?
50 years?
100 years?
1000 years?
Technically, every country on Earth should be broken up to give that country's loser "Palestinians" a chance to govern themselves and have a place to call their own.
I guess we should give the "Palestinians" all the area from the Jordan River to the Med Sea.
Then, let's give Lithuania it's empire back.
Then, the citizens of Rome should get all the territory of their Empire back.
Then, the Mongols.
Then, the Aztecs.
Where does it stop? It stops when people lose wars and someone stronger takes over. Fuck the "Palestinians".
Posted by: Sharkman at February 02, 2020 03:21 PM (ltIz7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 02, 2020 03:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Miklos Caroliniensis at February 02, 2020 02:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Greece the kids
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:21 PM (rpxSz)
It's Welsh.
Posted by: ap Miklos at February 02, 2020 02:40 PM (QzkSJ)
That's nonsense, Welsh don't use numbers.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 02:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Not higher than three anyway.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:22 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2020 03:22 PM (u6tzP)
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There are Arabs who accepted Israel and live in Israel as Israeli citizens. There is a Druze nation that lives in peace with the rest within Israeli borders. Patriotic - serve in the army. "Palestinians" do not like Israel, Jews and ...a whole lot of other things. Want a carve out. Just to note, 'till 1950s these same "Palestenians" had no problems with Israel and Israeli government, but our friends in the USSR, using their revolutionary roadmap - the same one they used in Africa, Asia, and elsewhere, created unrest, PLO and bred Arafat. Abbas too, BTW.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:22 PM (zr5Kq)
Ummmmmmmmm....Yes.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 02, 2020 03:23 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at February 02, 2020 03:23 PM (6/uwW)
That's at least as much my problem calibrating my snark detection device among Horde regulars.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 02, 2020 03:23 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:24 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:25 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:24 PM (cAKts)
And it makes work for manatees!
Posted by: Kindltot at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (9AT8u)
A human bean? If Cannibal Bob eats you, will he then fart?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Moose Jaw Hockey Fan at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (IttZ7)
This is true of every national boundary world wide, except England, and Peruvia...
None willingly give up territory not 'traditionally' theirs.
All really like to get their war paint on going after the neighbors that they think is theirs though.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:18 PM (1g7ch)
Well, England at one time extended well into Normandy...
Here we are talking about something specific. Learning to live with your neighbors.
Biut
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:24 PM (cAKts)
"A spokesman for Boobs responded, 'Allah will grant us victory over the unbelievers! The Great Satan will tremble before us!'"
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (U7voe)
There are Arabs who accepted Israel and live in Israel as Israeli citizens. There is a Druze nation that lives in peace with the rest within Israeli borders. Patriotic - serve in the army. "Palestinians" do not like Israel, Jews and ...a whole lot of other things. Want a carve out. Just to note, 'till 1950s these same "Palestenians" had no problems with Israel and Israeli government, but our friends in the USSR, using their revolutionary roadmap - the same one they used in Africa, Asia, and elsewhere, created unrest, PLO and bred Arafat. Abbas too, BTW.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:22 PM (zr5Kq)
This.
The PLO was a secular Marxist group. It was comprised of Christians as well as Muslims. It was not a Muslim fundamentalist thing.
The Soviets funded them like the funded all the other fuck-ups.
Posted by: SOROS at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (CqE5x)
Have you tried to travel around Okinawa (this worked better 30 years ago)? Oh, right, it's complicated .... because so much of it is *fucking US military reservation*, seized in a brutal war started by the idiots who LOST".
Have you ever visited Bolivia's Pacific coastal area? Oh right, you can't - because they *fucking lost it in a war they started, and lost*.
Have you ever visited ..... and so on.
Unsurprisingly, a large % of "educated, smart" people, when confronted with this basic obvious history and recounting of facts, are stunned into silence. Because they're not "educated", or "smart", in areas in which they have very strong "opinions".
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:28 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 03:28 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:28 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: A Real Human Bean at February 02, 2020 03:23 PM (5oPXx)
thank you
I'm so humbled by your praise
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:28 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (U7voe)
Now, tell me that the Boob national flag would not be one any man here would be proud to lay down his life for!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (cAKts)
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Yeah, I'd love to vote for Bernie, but I hate to miss the chance to vote for Senator and other down-ballot races in the GOP primary.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (9AT8u)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:27 PM (ONvIw)
They are interesting. Good number lives in Syria.
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (9AT8u)
That's okay...I just nuke 'em. No problem.
Or maybe leave them and show the world how stupid they are. Not sure which is better!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:29 PM (9AT8u)
That is pretty much any thread except one which is explicitly Boobs and Guns.
Wait, I think I see a flaw in my reasoning...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (El6T/)
As wiki notes: lots around Jabal al-Druze (literally the "Mountain of the Druzes").
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (zr5Kq)
it's a package deal
so no
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (zr5Kq)
But if I am not mistaken her clan is from Lebanon...so their Alliagence tends to be with the arabs
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (9AT8u)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:32 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (9AT8u)
Do you think the recent Peace Plan was just some overly generous item tossed out there with assuming the dumbfucks would turn it down automatically?
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (y7DUB)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:30 PM (zr5Kq)\
ever see her sister ?
boing
Anal Clooney
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (G546f)
https://bit.ly/36RkAt1
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:31 PM (9AT8u)
her father is Lebanese Druze but her mother is Sunni. That spells trouble.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)
thing keeping him politically alive. And it still might not be enough
for them to keep doing it.
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:28 PM (ZCEU2)
Yeah, but if Slow Joe is the nominee Trump is going to beat him over his hair plugs with all of it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (j0/GV)
I've known a buncha Lebanese Christians.
I don't technically know what a Druze is except I remember they had a militia in the civil war.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 02, 2020 03:26 PM (9AT8u)
Never miss an opportunity to miss an opportunity (Abba Eban)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Actually, the idiot just raised a topic, unintentionally, worth noting. Congressional support for Israel is unbelievably lower than any time in recent history. Something like 130 House members signed on to something that was unimaginable just a few years back (forget the specifics).
Anyway, Israel's not asleep at the switch and knows its former solid support in the Dem party has disappeared - and that American Jewry is a shadow of its former self in terms of reliability or sense - and hopefully this has only further pushed the wise course of hedging and planning on self-sufficiency in key areas.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:34 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Infidel at February 02, 2020 03:34 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:33 PM (dLLD6)
Run to the hills
Run for your liiife
Posted by: Vanya, channeling Iron Maiden at February 02, 2020 03:35 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:35 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:32 PM (ONvIw)
No conversion into or out of the faith.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:36 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at February 02, 2020 03:36 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
I'm curled up in the corner and shaking
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:36 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:37 PM (El6T/)
1) Make some statement hostile to Israel/Jews. The odd thing about this one is they may have a valid point for discussion, like aid or something re Israel. However it is always couched in almost a form way that is recognizable and raises the hackles.
2) Someone calls them out or actually argues the question they made.
3,4,5) escalation of, not the argument, but anti-semitic shit.
6) Hitler should have finished the job. What the actual fuck?!?
It is like the anti-semitic troll is always the same guy with the exact same thought pattern.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:37 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Black September in Jordan ultimately destroyed Lebanon.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:37 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (El6T/)
This is about the Freemasons, isn't it?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:39 PM (cAKts)
It is their culture. It is their religion. It is systemic.
And with that same corrupt nature they abuse our laws, our character, and our trust. They work in our workplaces, operate their shops, interact with us in personal pleasure at their complete disregard and abuse of their host.
It's not Palestine, it's the world.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2020 03:39 PM (bETih)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:39 PM (yQpMk)
Now, he's going to be crushed in IA, and hear tell his apparent support in SC also cratering. Probably nothing new, just the reality becoming clear as events finally approached.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:40 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (ONvIw)
Grandpa Walton?
Zebulon was his name.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (zr5Kq)
those are not regulated
therefore, not taxable
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:40 PM (rpxSz)
and the fact that he has never gotten 10% of the vote in any of his previous runs for the Presidency.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:41 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)
So was that Peak guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:41 PM (LxWV7)
Now, he's going to be crushed in IA, and hear tell his apparent support in SC also cratering. Probably nothing new, just the reality becoming clear as events finally approached.
Posted by: rhomboid at February 02, 2020 03:40 PM (El6T/)
I agree 100% with this.
It never made any sense. Only the media covered for his gaffes and brain seizures.
Maybe those who believe he's only running to avoid prosecution have a point.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:41 PM (CqE5x)
If there were free masons, I wouldn't have built 3 fireplaces
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:41 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:40 PM (CqE5x)
So was that Peak guy.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:41 PM (LxWV7)
It's actually kind of a cool name.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:42 PM (CqE5x)
Posted by: FEI (Federal Elbow Inspector) at February 02, 2020 03:43 PM (+GkFV)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (U9Qbt)
And a 10% tariff.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ron Jeremy from Nantucket at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (u6tzP)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: FEI (Federal Elbow Inspector) at February 02, 2020 03:43 PM (+GkFV)
Pointy Elbows are always in season.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (1g7ch)
On what products? Suicide vests?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at February 02, 2020 03:45 PM (U9Qbt)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:46 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (dLLD6)
In the spirit of political correctness, those are now being referred to as 'single-use protestwear.'
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:46 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:41 PM (CqE5x)
He was running so they could say Trump is persecuting his political opponents.
Was running...
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:47 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2020 03:47 PM (bETih)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:47 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:47 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 02, 2020 03:44 PM (dLLD6)
Somebody should do a "Pali Fashion Show" parody, with fey-looking models sashaying down the runway in a variety of weirdly-styled suicide garments.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 03:38 PM (CqE5x)
I recall a few years back one scientist decided to do a widespread study of the Lebanese to see if he could pin down their ancestry. And his results were not surprising; he found genetic markers from Mesopotamia, from North Africa, from Greece, from Italy, from the Normans, and from the Franks - basically anybody who ever in history had an army campaigning around the Mediterranean left some of their people (or at least their children) behind in Lebanon, and the Lebanese are the sum total of all of them mixed together.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (LxWV7)
I could be misremembering, but it seems like this has been done on something.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:49 PM (cAKts)
The black vote has nowhere to go. Polls will obscure this as they force a choice. They'll miss enthusiasm and turnout
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2020 03:49 PM (u6tzP)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 02, 2020 03:49 PM (gd9RK)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
who was after her ?
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:49 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: grammie winger at February 02, 2020 03:50 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
Kinky
Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2020 03:50 PM (bETih)
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Yeah, they need an honest, honorable, centrist candidate like Nanzi.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 03:50 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:50 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 03:51 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
That is horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:51 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Apotheosis at February 02, 2020 03:51 PM (s3JbM)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
That is horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:51 PM (cAKts)
Yeah, I'll bet that oil tasted pretty nasty after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (trdmm)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Unfortunately he is running windows 95 and that is long out of service updates.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:53 PM (cAKts)
The black vote has nowhere to go. Polls will obscure this as they force a choice. They'll miss enthusiasm and turnout
Things are shaping up awfully well for Bloomberg, I'm sorry to say.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2020 03:54 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:53 PM (cAKts)
WhatStateAmIIn.exe is not responding
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:54 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
That is horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:51 PM (cAKts)
Yeah, I'll bet that oil tasted pretty nasty after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (trdmm)
I am going to hell for laughing at that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:54 PM (cAKts)
Works every time.
Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2020 03:54 PM (bETih)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:55 PM (1LG4z)
Posted by: rammajamma at February 02, 2020 03:55 PM (SwWMX)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2020 03:55 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
Which is why he's now aping the lefties with the hate whitey, tranny pandering and tax everything that breathes talk.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 02, 2020 03:55 PM (PZ7zc)
dressed to impress in fancy jeans and a very nice blue sweater.
there was a set of head bangers there, the probable female in full hijab and potato sack, accompanied by a possible sentient gorilla who was her obvious escort.
the hijab noticed Herself, looked her up and down, than produced what it must have thought was a death glare of disapproval.
Herself just smiled and kept going.
F the wogs.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 03:56 PM (LHQ0m)
Posted by: Hitler's Large Manhood
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Money that could be going to Islamic terrorists.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 03:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (trdmm
they have sold out of camel infused olive oil at the local market
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 03:56 PM (rpxSz)
291 288 276 I had a Lebanese Druze friend who came here as a refugee.
She escaped the ethnic cleansing of her village by hiding in a vat of
olive oil.
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
That is horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:51 PM (cAKts)
Yeah, I'll bet that oil tasted pretty nasty after that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (trdmm)
I am going to hell for laughing at that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:54 PM (cAKts)
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don't sweat it: you won't be alone...
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 03:57 PM (LHQ0m)
Posted by: kallisto
That's pretty slippery !
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 03:57 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2020 03:58 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:58 PM (1LG4z)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:58 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (trdmm)
Nobody tell Gwyneth Paltrow, she'll probably start marketing Vagina Oil
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 03:58 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2020 03:58 PM (u6tzP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 03:58 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 03:52 PM (ZCEU2)
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Slow Joe is just bat shit crazy, veering into senile at an ever increasing rate.
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (LHQ0m)
Posted by: CN at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (ONvIw)
Hillary doesn't campaign, she waits.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 03:48 PM (1LG4z)
who was after her ?
Posted by: runner
Popeye
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2020 03:59 PM (bETih)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (LHQ0m)
And a CAPTAIN in The United States Navy !
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (+y/Ru)
In fairness, if I had $40B, I would definitely fuck with people just for the LULz.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (arJlL)
He's an O-6?
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 04:01 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 04:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Hillary doesn't campaign, she waits.
Oh yeah, now that Trump is a known quantity, she'll get 45% of the vote and Oleaginous Kristol.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2020 04:01 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 04:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ishmael at February 02, 2020 04:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at February 02, 2020 03:55 PM (l9m7l)
thanks, I knew some non-smart ass would clue me in
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 04:02 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 04:02 PM (cAKts)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 04:02 PM (arJlL)
That is why we can't have nice things.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 04:03 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 04:03 PM (LHQ0m)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 04:03 PM (1LG4z)
Get Apple on the phone!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 04:03 PM (cAKts)
It's still tragic that they didn't put the USS Harvey Milk on something with a well deck. The jokes would write themselves.
Posted by: JEM at February 02, 2020 04:04 PM (8erNz)
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 04:04 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: HH at February 02, 2020 04:04 PM (mIJBI)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 02, 2020 04:04 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Braenyard at February 02, 2020 04:05 PM (bETih)
Posted by: Zapped Lame Troll at February 02, 2020 04:02 PM (PBK5Z)
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 04:05 PM (LHQ0m)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at February 02, 2020 04:05 PM (cAKts)
He vows the "Day of reckoning is coming..."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 02, 2020 04:05 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 04:04 PM (U7voe)
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they are on bulk discount at the China Freight web site
Posted by: redc1c4 at February 02, 2020 04:06 PM (LHQ0m)
Posted by: Shemp Smith at February 02, 2020 04:06 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: runner at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (zr5Kq)
IT HAS TO BE USED JUDICIOUSLY
Posted by: REDACTED at February 02, 2020 04:06 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Skip at February 02, 2020 04:06 PM (ZCEU2)
Plan B is kingmaker at a brokered convention
Posted by: Ignoramus at February 02, 2020 04:07 PM (u6tzP)
Posted by: kallisto at February 02, 2020 04:08 PM (1LG4z)
Donald J. Trump@realDonaldTrump
Many of the ads you are watching were paid for by Mini Mike Bloomberg. He is going nowhere, just wasting his money, but he is getting the DNC to rig the election against Crazy Bernie, something they wouldn't do for @CoryBooker and others. They are doing it to Bernie again, 2016.
Mini Mike is now negotiating both to get on the Democrat Primary debate stage, and to have the right to stand on boxes, or a lift, during the debates. This is sometimes done, but really not fair!
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Bloomberg campaign spokesperson Julie Wood responding to the Trump comment:
"The president is lying. He is a pathological liar who lies about everything: his fake hair, his obesity, and his spray-on tan."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JT at February 02, 2020 04:00 PM (arJlL)
He's an O-6?
Posted by: Vanya at February 02, 2020 04:01 PM (U7voe)
Skipper of the good ship Lollypop.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 02, 2020 04:11 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 04:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at February 02, 2020 04:18 PM (jK8Z7)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 02, 2020 04:11 PM (+y/Ru)
I hope Trump doesn't respond to this.
But the hair is real--if unorthodox , we know about the spray-on -tan and he's only obese by the stringent standards of the government charts.
But now we know that this is the route they're gonna go and try to out-Trump Trump with the insults.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 02, 2020 04:21 PM (CqE5x)
If Henry V had lived another 10 years northern France would be English territory.
Posted by: Lurking Cheshire Cat at February 02, 2020 04:22 PM (RfA+C)
3m
The chances that John Kerry is considering how he could get into the race at this point and Hillary Clinton isn't already maniacally conspiring behind the scenes too
are ZERO
NBC Politics @NBCPolitics
John Kerry - one of Biden's highest-profile endorsers overheard Sunday on phone at Des Moines hotel explaining what he would have to do to enter the presidential race amid "the possibility of Bernie Sanders taking down the Democratic Party down whole."
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 02, 2020 04:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Thatch at February 02, 2020 04:41 PM (PqZVu)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 02, 2020 05:30 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at February 02, 2020 05:44 PM (sN9mD)
Putting Captain Nevergivup in command of a Navy SEAL / Interrogation task force should put the fear of God's Wrath on all US enemies.
"Send 'em in to the Captain."
⚓ Puts him in the chair.
Straps suspect in. ⚓
A lean, intense US Navy Captain, with 4 gold strips and an oak leaf replacing the star on his summer whites shoulder board, (and no acorn on the leaf!) leans in and says, "I have ways of making you talk." The sound of a dull dental drill fills the room. The doomed suspect tries to focus on the Captain's dark hair, shot through with silver strands, but fails.
*Screams*
"I'll talk. I'll talk.
What do you want to know?"
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 02, 2020 05:49 PM (u82oZ)
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