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Murkowski a "No" on Witnesses, Citing Politicization of Process

Murkowski issued this statement:

"I worked for a fair, honest, and transparent process, modeled after the Clinton trial, to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases, ask thoughtful questions, and determine whether we need more.

"The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.

"Given the partisan nature of this impeachment from the very beginning and throughout, I have come to the conclusion that there will be no fair trial in the Senate. I don't believe the continuation of this process will change anything. It is sad for me to admit that, as an institution, the Congress has failed.

"It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice. I will not stand for nor support that effort. We have already degraded this institution for partisan political benefit, and I will not enable those who wish to pull down another.

"We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."

Rob Portman, another moderate/liberal GOPer the Democrats had hoped to pressure into giving them what they want, also announced he's a no.

Apparently, so did Ben Sasse.

Weak-sister RINO senators are claiming they've been persuaded by Lamar Alexander's statement from last night:

Sen. Sasse, who hasn’t been doing press during impeachment (and doesn't talk to reporters much in the hallway generally), just told reporters that Alexander;s statement last night spoke for "lots and lots" of us.

My personal speculation is that Lamar Alexander -- who's retiring -- wrote a half-in, half-out statement to do a favor for Mitch McConnell and for the liberal/moderate GOP senators he's protecting, like Cory Gardner, who really need this to be over.

Every Dem/media political operation -- including those the NeverTrumpers are behind/enabling -- is designed to divide the party, pitting liberal/moderate GOPers against the conservative majority, trying to engineer it so that the party is divided and can't muster a majority of votes in any election.

Whatever you think of the merits, it's best for weak-sister Republican senators in blue states for this to end as soon as possible.

In the meantime, the carefully-scripted Kavanaugh Roll-Out of Leaks continues, with Democrats immediately citing a new New York Times leak from Bolton, almost as if they had all coordinated the timing of its release together:

Remember, a point the Democrats keep pushing is that unless you vote for witnesses, then we'll just keep dribbling out negative story after negative story, and this will never be over for you.

That's not the subtext of what they're saying -- that's what they're explicitly saying. Democrat Fake Impeachment Managers are telling senators that in their answers to questions.

So this roll-out of Fresh Kavanaugh-Like Allegations is designed to remind them of that.

Just as the Times rolls out that Blasey-Ford allegation, the Washington Post rolls out this Julie Swetnick clam:

Senate investigators interview IRS whistleblower about alleged interference with Trump or Pence audit

All to warn senators: We will keep dribbling out newly-minted allegations and making you look bad if you don't give us what we want.

Of course: They intend to do that anyway. They've been doing it now for four years straight.

Because they're about to lose completely, they're blowing their load and releasing at once all the stories that they had planned to roll out sequentially every four or five days.


Posted by: Ace at 01:48 PM




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1 hu76jiy

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (13CQC)

2 meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)

3 u67ikhryik[bhekt[

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (13CQC)

4 dammit!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)

5 Har again, Nurse Ratched.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (13CQC)

6 Central Italy

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (cF8AT)

7 We've been here before.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (13CQC)

8
Let's shake hands and read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (13CQC)

9 Am I too late for the handjob thread? C'mon man!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (z/Jwn)

10 Whoa.

Ace broke the whole blog...

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (T8HPM)

11
Let's shake hands and read the content.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

=======

Wait, what am I saying? Let's grab a drink and read the content.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (13CQC)

12 Broken italics tag on the site. Just an FYI.

Posted by: physics geek at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (huQJB)

13 Oh, I saved you from the Italicans! Tag closers in the nic FTW.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (cF8AT)

14 But.....But.....But.... Trump was impeached !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (qM84C)

15 Black SUV with a couple of bullet holes in the windshield and the bimbo
parked it at a motel 6 lot. Someone needs to have more range training.
Not to mention trash the wimpy caliber rounds.

Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (gmo/4)

16 That's a some a fine a bloggin'.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (pRcgz)

17 What excellent technique. 10/10

Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (YVvSQ)

18 Trump will not release his tax returns. This is because he has something to hide. Presidents should release their tax returns. His refusal to do so is an obstruction of Congress.
He must be impeached.

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (QgtlX)

19 Tell me Trump isn't favored by God, to have such morons as enemies.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (wCmLp)

20 Because they're about to lose completely, they're blowing their load and releasing at once all the stories that they had planned to roll out sequentially every four or five days.

==========

The realization of the scope of the loss on the courts is now just really settling in.

The idea that Trump will have four more years to keep it going must be terrifying.

The tool they've used to reshape America since the late 60s is falling out of their hands into the hands of those who look back fondly at the shape of the federal government as it was before the New Deal.

If Trump gets another term, we could see such a significant rollback of the administrative state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (zZbCU)

21 Italics AND centered? Ace must really love us!

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (SRRAx)

22 Who gave this post a hand job ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (M+Lyo)

23 What did Eliz. Warren say to John Roberts that offended Murkowski?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (WI7YS)

24 Ace broke the whole blog...

It's his hobby.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (ExV1e)

25 19 Tell me Trump isn't favored by God, to have such morons as enemies.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (wCmLp)

===========

W had the same enemies mostly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (zZbCU)

26 *Sniff*

Posted by: Murcokeski at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (q0qV7)

27 If there's a mess on her dress,
This you must address.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (pRcgz)

28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (9hyT5)

29 I am frankly surprised that the democrats cunning plan, to exclude republicans from participating in the house, insulting the republicans in the senate, and threatening the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court didn't win them any additional votes. Shocker.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (YslsA)

30 Excuse me, stewardess. I speak Italican.

Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (1CjJc)

31 Who keep's doing this?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)

32 Right down the middle!
Like Nadler hitting a buffet

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (88+cf)

33 No sooner does GB pull out of the EU then the Italicans take over. I feared this.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (CDGwz)

34 Kinda

Cool

Posted by: Miklos (tilty headed) at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (QzkSJ)

35 Does Ace have to go into his own barrel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

36 Democrat Hoaxes = Uniparty Hoaxes pre Trump

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (oesln)

37 racecar

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (1ISKN)

38 Who keep's doing this?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)

The boss.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (77WPm)

39
"It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice."


Nice one on Liz.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (13CQC)

40 Anything printed in the NYT is unverifiable hearsay.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

41 31 Who keep's doing this?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)

=========

Here's what we do...

We get sniffybigtoe to tell Ace how to run the blog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)

42 >>Ace broke the whole blog...


He's going to tear out the carpets and all of the furniture and replace it with Shelving.

Levels upon levels of Shelves.

Posted by: Jackie Chiles at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (pRcgz)

43 I was hoping for a Learn Italian nood
not a lean Italican one

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (G546f)

44 So why is it that the NYT's can print parts from a book that is being held up for publication because of classified Info in it?

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (6XlcD)

45 28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (9hyT5)

Worrying doesn't stop the plague. I've heard good things on this blog about drinking though.

Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (YVvSQ)

46 Italians in the center...

And MH is right. This is the Kavanaugh script, like they wrote it out as a screenplay beforehand. They had a decision tree, they had their leaks lined up, they played it out like they were filming a movie (which they are, in a sense). They got their asterisk by Trump's name. Their problem now is that the people who matter don't care.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

47 Jason Crow is up.
I don't find him terribly objectionable.
Boy, there's some high praise.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (M5wRT)

48 [/c]Align left!

Posted by: db at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (T4wme)

49 @realDailyWire

"Y'all wanna keep this impeachment circus going?"

Senate:

https://tinyurl.com/trctk9g

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (cF8AT)

50 >"We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."


what would the high point look like

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)

51 Murkowski is centered.
Now
it's
time
to
NAIL

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (nuOac)

52 Did someone give the hamster too much valu-rite again?

Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (3sOO0)

53 This is what happens when Ace types with one hand.

Posted by: Miklos, almost certainly correct at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (QzkSJ)

54 50 >"We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."


what would the high point look like
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)

=========

Washington's presidency?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (zZbCU)

55 I'm still wearing a neck brace from the last time Ace centered us.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (ptqGC)

56 41 31 Who keep's doing this?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)

=========

Here's what we do...

We get sniffybigtoe to tell Ace how to run the blog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)

What do we do with the body afterwards?

Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (YVvSQ)

57 >>Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?


Pro Tip : Look out for the one wearing a single latex glove.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (pRcgz)

58 Did Manchin flip and vote no?

Posted by: keena at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (RiTnx)

59 28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?
Posted by: bluebell

==

they are more afraid of you then you of them

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (G546f)

60 the
other
three.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (nuOac)

61 23
What did Eliz. Warren say to John Roberts that offended Murkowski?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (WI7YS)
"I'm also 1/1024 Eskimo"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (N39Ws)

62 You have to think there are a limited number of people who could have had access to Bolton's manuscript.

Any of them working for the government ought to be fired, immediately.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (77WPm)

63 56 Here's what we do...

We get sniffybigtoe to tell Ace how to run the blog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (zZbCU)

What do we do with the body afterwards?
Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (YVvSQ)

=========

Invite Cannibal Bob over.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (zZbCU)

64 I am frankly surprised that the democrats cunning plan, to exclude republicans from participating in the house, insulting the republicans in the senate, and threatening the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court didn't win them any additional votes. Shocker.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (YslsA)

This is their plan writ large, though.

Insult EVERYONE who disagrees with the slightest portion of the far-left agenda as some kind of -ist. It's tiring, and people are over it.

I've said this before, and I'll say it again: I left the top line blank in 2016. I wouldn't vote for Hillary and couldn't vote for Trump. More fool, I.

Now, though? I'd crawl over miles of broken glass covered in flaming concertina wire to vote for Trump this time around.

Trump 2020: Because fuck you again.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (T8HPM)

65 Pretend Trump is not President, should Biden and his son and many other politicians with Ukrainian connections be investigated based on what we know? Of course that investigation should go forward.

Play the Biden tape on a loop.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (2DOZq)

66 Every time their side is set back, they bring out a new, unverifiable, anonymous revelation that is supposed to be believed as suddenly breaking the whole story open again. And it happens EVERY TIME.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (oVJmc)

67
I don't care if they're halfassed about it as long as they vote the right way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

68 59
28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell



==



they are more afraid of you then you of them

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (G546f)

Sneeze. I dare you.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (N39Ws)

69 We're all centrists now.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (88+cf)

70 wait, is bluebell flying to Wuhan?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (G546f)

71 Centered has become a thing?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (0OmEj)

72 "We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."


what would the high point look like
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)

So you say you'd like to Make America Great Again?

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (KUaJL)

73 This Post turned out almost as well as the Lasagna, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (pRcgz)

74 Worrying doesn't stop the plague. I've heard good things on this blog about drinking though.
Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (YVvSQ)
----------

There is always plenty of advice on this blog. I'm not generally disposed to follow it though.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (9hyT5)

75 "We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."

And as long as they refuse to point the finger at the Leftists who are responsible it will stay that way.

No more "Both Sides" are to blame bullshit.

Posted by: Murcokeski at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (q0qV7)

76 The joint got overrun bi Italians.

Posted by: fluffy at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (LfAog)

77 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Depends, are you a Biden staffer, and are the masks on their dicks?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (ZGrMX)

78 64 I've said this before, and I'll say it again: I left the top line blank in 2016. I wouldn't vote for Hillary and couldn't vote for Trump. More fool, I.

Now, though? I'd crawl over miles of broken glass covered in flaming concertina wire to vote for Trump this time around.

Trump 2020: Because fuck you again.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (T8HPM)

=========

I voted for Gary Johnson in 2016.

There's no way in hell I'll vote for anyone in the general other than Trump.

I'll vote for Bernie in the SC primary, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (zZbCU)

79 The media is miserable because they were hoping that witnesses would give them ratings. The ratings for this impeachment crap have been disastrous.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (KZzsI)

80 2 meep meep motherfuckers!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)

The ACME of signature comments.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (NWiLs)

81 What do we do with the body afterwards?
Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (YVvSQ)
----------

Paging Cannibal Blob, paging Cannibal Blob...please come to the gray emergency boxes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (Mc5lZ)

82
radical centrism strikes again!

Posted by: ptschett at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (uHE/j)

83 Suppose, just for the sake of argument, we accept that the NYT story is true, as related. Isn't the huge flaw in it obvious?

"Bolton never made the call."

SO we're back to the game where Trump gave detailed, specific orders To Do Bad Things to his underlings, and then they ignored those orders completely, and then Trump just forgot about them and never said anything more about it. Riiiigghhhhttttt.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (Kpl3J)

84 Virus on a plane!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (0OmEj)

85 there's something about centrism
that invites haiku
but I'm not in the mood

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (G546f)

86 62 You have to think there are a limited number of people who could have had access to Bolton's manuscript.

The "alleged" witness in this leak is probably the fake whistleblower.. He really gets around

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (6XlcD)

87
What did Eliz. Warren say to John Roberts that offended Murkowski?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

=======

Fenelon, she made him read this:


"At a time when large majorities of Americans have lost faith in government, does the fact that the chief justice is presiding over an impeachment trial in which Republican senators have thus far refused to allow witnesses or evidence contribute to the loss of legitimacy of the chief justice, the Supreme Court, and the Constitution?"




zing, huh?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (13CQC)

88 gah off coke bear

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (q0qV7)

89 This is the Kavanaugh script, like they wrote it out as a screenplay beforehand. They had a decision tree, they had their leaks lined up, they played it out like they were filming a movie

--

They stole it from the movie Gaslight. Sadly, they aren't smart enough to write a new script, now that the audience knows how the current one ends.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (YslsA)

90 I liked what she said. Kudos to her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (vEIlU)

91 I feel different. Must be my chakras getting aligned.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (hmgiv)

92
Ommmmm

Posted by: Miklos, centered and mindful at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (QzkSJ)

93 72 So you say you'd like to Make America Great Again?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (KUaJL)

==========

I have a Reagan campaign pin on my desk at work that says: "Let's Make America Great Again."

I like to show people.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (zZbCU)

94 28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (9hyT5)

Do you have one?

If no, then yes.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (cF8AT)

95 the center cannot hold

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (iTXRQ)

96 Heck no, vmom. Just domestic. I don't think anyone can actually fly to Wuhan these days.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (9hyT5)

97 Brits snatch scratch from Paltrow and klatch
Gwyneth Paltrow's Goop slammed by U.K. health chief for posing 'considerable risks' [CBD]
_______

They probably wouldn't have been allowed to do it if they were still in the EU.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (ZbwAu)

98 You have to think there are a limited number of people who could have had access to Bolton's manuscript.


Who says the person has access to Bolton's book? These are always ANONYMOUS and unverifiable. They don't need to be credible or true, just convenient.

These could be made up from whole cloth, and they would report it, because it's what they want the story to be.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

99 ah much better

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (iTXRQ)

100 7 We've been here before.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


It's that Vuja Day thing.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (vcOmj)

101 I do think the President's defense team did an exquisite job of dismantling the narrative the house managers presented. Anyone actually listening to them deconstruct the dem arguments for impeachment would be persuaded, even dem senators, to get this sh*t show over as fast as possible.

Posted by: iandeal at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (vgGyZ)

102 Not to pick nits, but does anyone ever blow half their load or something other than the entire load?

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (HALdu)

103 awww
we all.are leftists again

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (G546f)

104 *wham

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (q0qV7)

105 What's wrong with socks for Christmas?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)

106 Suddenly, all those centered jokes make no sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (zZbCU)

107 I find it hard to believe Trump would ask anyone to gather dirt on his opponents. He must know by now that he can crush them easily. He doesn't need dirt; all he has to do is point and laugh.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (19g6/)

108 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks.


Maybe they're just fuck-ugly.

/Hot Fuzz

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

109 Sasse doesn't surprise me. I am confident he wants Trump out of office, but he's a big constitutional guy and this crap from the house does not meet the constitutional standards and are ridiculous crap.

As for the others, I'm sure some deals were made. Any who vote for witnesses... well that's time for the axe to fall. Move them into nothing committees they can't use for graft and personal advancement, table their pet bills, etc until they learn to do their job.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (KZzsI)

110 Oooooh. A shift to the Left at AoSHQ.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (CDGwz)

111 Everyone on cable has the face of a child who got socks for Christmas.

the msnbc folks this morning looked like they were all on the verge of throwing up

it was that bad

the rage, the melting down - they are all getting dangerous

like we all say, wait until November. It will be like the Earth left it's orbit or lost gravity.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (vEIlU)

112 I feel justified now.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (88+cf)

113 104 *wham
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (q0qV7)

Wake me up before you go go.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

114 Heck no, vmom. Just domestic. I don't think anyone can actually fly to Wuhan these days.
Posted by: bluebell

And boy! Would your arms be tired!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (vcOmj)

115 *crack*

Sound my neck just made.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (ptqGC)

116 >>Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks.


Without masks, ze goggles do nothing!

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (pRcgz)

117 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell



==



they are more afraid of you then you of them

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (G546f)

Really get the party rolling. Show up wearing full NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) combat gear.


Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (gmo/4)

118 >>> 28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Surgical face masks? Or an all furry flight? Yes?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (l6b3d)

119 If you think about it, both sides *are* to blame for the division. If Republicans would just sit back and let Democrats divide us, then only Democrats would be responsible. But since they keep fighting it, I'm sorry, both sides must take the blame.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (8vUAO)

120 102 Not to pick nits, but does anyone ever blow half their load or something other than the entire load?

==

could be prostrate trouble

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (G546f)

121
no no no no no NO NO


mama mia

mama mia

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (QLPEO)

122 These could be made up from whole cloth, and they would report it, because it's what they want the story to be.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

Perhaps.

I'm inclined to think this is all made-up bullshit. Doesn't preclude the idea that the NSA needs a thorough disinfecting.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (77WPm)

123 108 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks.


Maybe they're just fuck-ugly.

/Hot Fuzz
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)

LOL

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (NWiLs)

124 The Democrats should fucking thank them for ending this shit show.

Posted by: Max Power at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (q177U)

125 So how many Yes's are there for witnesses now? If it winds up being just Romney, I almost don't see him doing it because he is a cowardly shit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (Z7lwY)

126 *falls over*
not again!

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (hmgiv)

127 Democrats, their media fluffers, and their Never Trumper RINO Queens need to be beaten like a rug, wrapped in murder plastic, and buried in the basement. I'm no longer at the point where I just want to win the election. I'm at the point where I want to stack bodies like cordwood, climb upon that stack and plant my flag in their skulls to ensure this never happens to our republic again.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (AvfCy)

128
Phew.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (13CQC)

129 Oooooh. A shift to the Left at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM


And then a step to the riiiiiight...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (ejd/p)

130 what would the high point look like
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (iTXRQ)

So you say you'd like to Make America Great Again?
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (KUaJL)

Personally I'd pick the copse of trees, 3rd day of Gettysburg.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)

131 No sooner does GB pull out of the EU then the Italicans take over.

GB is celebrating V-EU Day. And a fine day it is.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (pPNCa)

132 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell





Not unless that is everything they are wearing

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (HALdu)

133 28 Okay, there are a bunch of people on the plane wearing masks. Should I be worried?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (9hyT5)
----
Do the masks have splash guards?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (Dc2NZ)

134 Suddenly, all those centered jokes make no sense.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
--------

Or Italicans. All of those cheap shots lost...like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (xSo9G)

135 67
I don't care if they're halfassed about it as long as they vote the right way.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (NWiLs)


Yes, everyday this goes on is another day for Republicans to give.
McConnell needs to hammer those other three into
submission.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (nuOac)

136 could be prostrate trouble
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (G546f)

Or supine

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (NWiLs)

137 Not to pick nits, but does anyone ever blow half their load or something other than the entire load?


<insert best part of you ran down mommy's leg joke here>

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (q0qV7)

138 >>Not to pick nits, but does anyone ever blow half their load or something other than the entire load?



Always leave them wanting more.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (pRcgz)

139 Serious question:

This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (AFSld)

140 Welp, I don't have a mask, so I'll just try not to breathe. Maybe I should breathe through my scarf.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (9hyT5)

141 What's wrong with socks for Christmas?

Ask your 8-year-old self that

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (KZzsI)

142 What do we do with the body afterwards?


Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (YVvSQ)

Ace is always looking for a good low carb noodle substitute.

Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (1CjJc)

143

What's this?

"PredictIt?"

Is this like a new Intrade?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (u+zQ1)

144 Really get the party rolling. Show up wearing full NBC (Nuclear, Biological, Chemical) combat gear.


Posted by: Archer

or at least the goggle mask thing with the replaceable filters

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (G546f)

145 If this is what they did 11-12 month's from the election, what they do in October is going to be big.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (1ISKN)

146 >>Maybe they're just fuck-ugly.
/Hot Fuzz Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)


They're wearing masks for the greater good (the greater good).

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (QgtlX)

147 So how many Yes's are there for witnesses now? If it winds up being just Romney, I almost don't see him doing it because he is a cowardly shit.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (Z7lwY)

49-51 by my count.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (T8HPM)

148 35 Does Ace have to go into his own barrel?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

To find out, next person to blow the margins or cut and paste the blog can tell us if the barrel has nice new shelving.

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (ABjxW)

149 139 Serious question:

This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (AFSld)

=========

I'm looking forward to Democrats being in the minority again and just angrily shouting to the clouds.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (zZbCU)

150 134
Suddenly, all those centered jokes make no sense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison

--------



Or Italicans. All of those cheap shots lost...like tears in the rain.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (xSo9G)

I can keep this up.

Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (1CjJc)

151 The call WAS PERFECT!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (KomcD)

152 102 Not to pick nits, but does anyone ever blow half their load or something other than the entire load?
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (HALdu)


Of course, always have some in reserve.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (1s2j5)

153 fuck ugly = fugly

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (HALdu)

154 Maybe they're just fuck-ugly.



/Hot Fuzz

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)


Fucking maskist. Take that back.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (hmgiv)

155 Shorter murky: I'm a no, but "both sides".

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (pXwuO)

156 146 >>Maybe they're just fuck-ugly.
/Hot Fuzz Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (oVJmc)


They're wearing masks for the greater good (the greater good).
Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (QgtlX)

Shut it!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (NWiLs)

157 Let it be recorded that on this day, the 31st of January, 2020, there was a burgeoning pandemic and an impeachment and the only thing that got inoculated was OrangeManBad.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (6eEQ+)

158 The US Senate is purposely pushing the President's acquittal until after the SOTU Address!

Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (3aI0K)

159 "107 I find it hard to believe Trump would ask anyone to gather dirt on his opponents. He must know by now that he can crush them easily. He doesn't need dirt; all he has to do is point and laugh."

The Biden dirt has been widely know, documented and reported for years.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (puu6v)

160 Oooooh. A shift to the Left at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM

And then a step to the riiiiiight...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState
-------

I am not going to make a 'Ballin' the Jack' joke.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (xSo9G)

161 125 So how many Yes's are there for witnesses now? If it winds up being just Romney, I almost don't see him doing it because he is a cowardly shit.
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (Z7lwY)

I think Collins is still a "yes" for witnesses, she needs it to virtue signals to her crowd back in Maine. It doesn't matter.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (Kpl3J)

162 It is hard to convict someone who has done NOTHING WRONG!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (KomcD)

163 129 Oooooh. A shift to the Left at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM

And then a step to the riiiiiight...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

put you hands on your hips....

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (d7Ww2)

164 Praise Khorne!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (DB16e)

165 Anyone know how Sinema is voting?

Will there be NO dem defections?

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)

166 I love socks. Bigly.

Posted by: PDJT at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (xR+lz)

167 This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).


for sure they'll try, but they won't be able to continue to have the effect with it they want

everyone is wise to it now, it's a boy who cried wolf situation on steroids

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (Rarvo)

168 If Trump gets another term, we could see such a significant rollback of the administrative state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (zZbCU)

We could see a lot more than that. I want the moment after the election when Trump shouts, "I could do a better job running the country -alone- dammit."

When that happens, everyone from crooked judges to the Senate itself will be voiding their bowels.

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (XCZO6)

169 someone should really look into all these companies that track Market Share, like Nielsen.

exposing how they have their thumb on the scale and are receiving kickbacks from the media corporations would break the back of the Dem-Media complex

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (RKQ/v)

170 >This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


Correct. they are nothing if not relentless.

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (iTXRQ)

171 163 129 Oooooh. A shift to the Left at AoSHQ.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM

And then a step to the riiiiiight...
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

put you hands on your hips....
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (d7Ww2)

Pull your knees in tiiiiiiiight

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (NWiLs)

172 165 Anyone know how Sinema is voting?

Will there be NO dem defections?
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)

==========

On witnesses? I don't know. Maybe.

On the final vote? I imagine so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (zZbCU)

173 Millions Drop Dead As Brexit Finalized

"They simply... lost the will to live," he added somberly. "You might say they died of a broken heart."

https://preview.tinyurl.com/s9othx3

Babylon Bee

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (KZzsI)

174 I suddenly find Murkowski sexually arousing.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (AvfCy)

175 134

Suddenly, all those centered jokes make no sense.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison



Yeah, they all went left of center. Place is a mess.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (hmgiv)

176 157 Let it be recorded that on this day, the 31st of January, 2020, there was a burgeoning pandemic and an impeachment and the only thing that got inoculated was OrangeManBad.


and Brexit!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (Rarvo)

177 I have little doubt that Collins and Mitch agreed that it was best for her to vote for more witnesses, while knowing those witnesses were never coming.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (JRaU+)

178 Coke Bear got her male hookers-n-blow.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (XN+hF)

179 You can't blow part of a load. But once it's blowing, it isn't instantaneous, so you do have some control over what you are blowing it on. You don't necessarily need to blow it all on one thing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

180 148
35 Does Ace have to go into his own barrel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)



To find out, next person to blow the margins or cut and paste the blog can tell us if the barrel has nice new shelving.

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2020 01:59 PM (ABjxW)

Or Ewok residue.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (N39Ws)

181 They're streaming the impeachment on the plane.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (9hyT5)

182 Nobody is talking about a No from the Alabama slamma or West Virginia wingnut.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (pXwuO)

183 35 Does Ace have to go into his own barrel?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

===========

He just needs to ban himself for a few hours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (zZbCU)

184 174 I suddenly find Murkowski sexually arousing.

Oh Good God.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (XN+hF)

185 What does CNN do now, call for assassins?

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (YslsA)

186 You can't blow part of a load. But once it's blowing, it isn't instantaneous, so you do have some control over what you are blowing it on. You don't necessarily need to blow it all on one thing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (KUaJL)


Truth.

Posted by: P. North at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (wCmLp)

187 next time on a plane I'm wearing glasses, hood, mask, and nitrile gloves
also bringing a notepad so I don't have to talk
maybe a portable UV light sanitizer
mini lysol spray

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (G546f)

188 >>>181 They're streaming the impeachment on the plane.


That's just gilding the lily....!

Posted by: Guy Sitting Next to a Drunk Female Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (PbpT7)

189 Well if you can believe anybody its an IRS activist.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (r+sAi)

190 Flaming skull!
Flaming skull!
Flaming skull!
Flaming skull!

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (NiXyF)

191 someone should really look into all these companies that track Market Share, like Nielsen.

I think Nielsen is neutral enough but I question their methodology these days with DVR, watch on demand, youtube, etc

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

192 "162 It is hard to convict someone who has done NOTHING WRONG!"

Not really.

//s//:
Roger Stone
Michael Flynn

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (puu6v)

193 179
You can't blow part of a load. But once it's blowing, it isn't
instantaneous, so you do have some control over what you are blowing it
on. You don't necessarily need to blow it all on one thing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

I'm told there is a whole section on this very topic at PornHub

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (N39Ws)

194 I have that same look on my face as an adult when I get socks for Christmas.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (xPl2J)

195
Serious question:

This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

========

Absolutely no way this is the end.

Mid-day drinking topic: What do they pull next?

Wild guess: Some voting impropriety faux-scandal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (13CQC)

196 I suddenly find Murkowski sexually arousing.

Said no one ever.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (ZGrMX)

197 170 >This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Correct. they are nothing if not relentless.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (iTXRQ)

Yes - BUT there's a point where one suddenly crosses over into Black Knight territory. I think I could make the case that the Palestinians, for example, are already there.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (Kpl3J)

198 When RBG joins the multitudes in hell the Dems will get more crazy than they are now. Imagine that.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (0OmEj)

199 You can't blow part of a load. But once it's blowing, it isn't instantaneous, so you do have some control over what you are blowing it on. You don't necessarily need to blow it all on one thing.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January



Sure, but the thing is, the entire load is getting blown, wherever it goes.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (HALdu)

200 The witness vote was a big thing on the Republican side because a handful of defections could force the issue.

The final vote though is different. People in the real world don't care about procedural votes, but they will care about the final vote.

So, Manchin, Jones, and Sinema can vote for witnesses with little concern for their moderate image while voting for acquittal while cementing it firmly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (zZbCU)

201 >>>148 To find out, next person to blow the margins or cut and paste the blog can tell us if the barrel has nice new shelving.

At least there's plenty of leftover lasagna so you won't be famished when you get out.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (l6b3d)

202 next time on a plane I'm wearing glasses, hood, mask, and nitrile gloves
also bringing a notepad so I don't have to talk
maybe a portable UV light sanitizer
mini lysol spray
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (G546f)
-------------

Have you considered, oh, I don't know, driving? Novel idea, I know, but....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (Mc5lZ)

203 Let's have no more talk of blowing wads in these hallowed halls.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (QLPEO)

204 Of course they'll have to circle back to the taxes.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (pXwuO)

205 What does CNN do now, call for assassins?
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (YslsA)


Reports are that two females crashed an SUV through the gates at Mar-a-lago just minutes ago.

So, yeah, that's a foreseeable next option for the rabid D's.

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (NiXyF)

206 repost



Susan Crabtree @susancrabtree

Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks + Profits Could Be Confiscated -- Legal headaches abound for former national security adviser

Article at RCP

Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks
https://tinyurl.com/vanfb3h

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (vEIlU)

207 Nadler is leaving today to be with his wife?

Does that make him ineligible to participate in any future Impeachment Sessions.



Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (+0uDE)

208 Imagine Murkowski naked. C'mon man. You know you want to.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (AvfCy)

209 49-51 by my count.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider, Ridiculous Bullshit at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (T8HPM)


I got 63-88

guess I should cut back a little

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (rpxSz)

210 You can't blow part of a load. But once it's blowing, it isn't
instantaneous, so you do have some control over what you are blowing it
on.


A single strategically located pubic hair could achieve that goal.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (q0qV7)

211 Surgical face masks? Or an all furry flight? Yes?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (l6b3d)

Oh man, the Yiff Conga Nonstop. Well, enjoy the fur suit humping, bluebell, I'll tell your next of kin you died like a man.

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (XCZO6)

212 >>So how many Yes's are there for witnesses now? If it winds up being just Romney, I almost don't see him doing it because he is a cowardly shit.

Collins.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (ZLI7S)

213 This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).

Isn't the whistleleaker Caramel still employed? The next thing will be that he gets fired and the Dems claim it's whistleblower retaliation.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (ZGrMX)

214
next time on a plane I'm wearing glasses, hood, mask, and nitrile gloves
also bringing a notepad so I don't have to talk
maybe a portable UV light sanitizer
mini lysol spray
Posted by: vmom 2020

========

Bring a roomba for the floor around you and declare it your comfort animal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (13CQC)

215 NYT to Bolton:

You screwed up. You trusted us.

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (NiXyF)

216 Have you considered, oh, I don't know, driving? Novel idea, I know, but....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


but flying is statistically so much safer!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (G546f)

217 I think Collins is still a "yes" for witnesses, she needs it to virtue signals to her crowd back in Maine. It doesn't matter.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Manchin (D-West Virginia) and Tester (D-Montana) might vote "No".
And that guy in Alabama, too. Doug Jones.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (vcOmj)

218 *commences pelvic thrust*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (NWiLs)

219 current twatter trends

#TUMSWORTHY
Win big this Sunday
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Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (DTX3h)

220 masks on a plane ... if they are all Antifa, could be a problem.

Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (Cus5s)

221 If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

222 I was kinda hoping Bolton was helping Trump pull some ju-jitsu on the dems. Seeming less likely by the day.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (pMGkg)

223 If Pelosi would go away, a lot of this might go away, too.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (M5wRT)

224 Fuck Mitt Rino

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (KomcD)

225 but flying is statistically so much safer!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (G546f)
-----------

Yo, bluebell, want to take this one?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (Mc5lZ)

226 208
Imagine Murkowski naked. C'mon man. You know you want to.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (AvfCy)
*Tucker Carlson face*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (1CjJc)

227 Yes - BUT there's a point where one suddenly crosses over into Black Knight territory. I think I could make the case that the Palestinians, for example, are already there.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Biden would be an example.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (xSo9G)

228 181 They're streaming the impeachment on the plane.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (9hyT5)


I hope you're behaving yourself.

Don't let any strangers talk you in to anything.

Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (U6f/q)

229
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks + Profits Could Be Confiscated -- Legal headaches abound for former national security adviser

Article at RCP

Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks
https://tinyurl.com/vanfb3h
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

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omg could our government finally be working? Could someone finally be doing something?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (13CQC)

230 "195
Serious question:

This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

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Absolutely no way this is the end.

Mid-day drinking topic: What do they pull next?

Wild guess: Some voting impropriety faux-scandal."

They'll throw down, illegally (ha, ha) Trump's federal tax returns sometime in the next few months. Or the CIA/FBI/Deep State will go to their old tried and true solution, an assassination attempt.

I seriously expect widespread violence to break out if/when Trump is re-elected. There has been no brakes other than incompetence on everything done to this point, so why not?

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (puu6v)

231 Would you like my digits ?

Posted by: Biden staffer at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (IynkW)

232 A load is a single entity. If you separate a load it become 2 loads, not 2 half loads.

Kinda like holes when you think about it. No one ever dug half a hole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)

233 208 Imagine Murkowski naked. C'mon man. You know you want to.

I see...a mottled skin-bag loosely filled with wire hangers and some cocaine residue.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (XN+hF)

234 197 170 >This is never going away is it? They will continue to do this until the president is out of office. They'll ignore serving their voters, and continue to obstruct this president for the rest of his term(s).
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

Correct. they are nothing if not relentless.
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (iTXRQ)


When they lose both Houses their double bit axe will turn into a rubber mallet.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (nuOac)

235 216
Have you considered, oh, I don't know, driving? Novel idea, I know, but....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing





but flying is statistically so much safer!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (G546f)

And it has certain fringe benefits.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (1CjJc)

236 >>Does that make him ineligible to participate in any future Impeachment Sessions.

He missed Monday too for the same reason.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (ZLI7S)

237 >>>Absolutely no way this is the end.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia


This is ridiculous. Can we just drag these people out of office and banish them to Canada?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (AFSld)

238 If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.
Posted by: joe


They're so stupid, there will be 452,000,000 votes in the 2020 election.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (7D3tC)

239 Yo, bluebell, want to take this one?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (Mc5lZ)
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I never fly anywhere I can reasonably drive to.

That said, the only time I caught the flu was from driving in a car with my sick husband for 5 hours.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (9hyT5)

240 I was kinda hoping Bolton was helping Trump pull some ju-jitsu on the dems. Seeming less likely by the day.
Posted by: irright


Bolton has been kind of a two-face jackweasel. He postures to get on the cable Talking Heads shows. Trump should not have brought him in.
Bolton is one of those guys that just likes to stir up the shit.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (vcOmj)

241 No flaming skull? At least a pudding cup?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (iBBEC)

242 I've been putting off doing some quality control work on some Jameson my wife bought.

This evening may see me commence the chore I've been avoiding.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (Mc5lZ)

243 I've been wondering about Tester. He votes like a lefty and Montana always reelects him. I don't think a yes vote on impeachment would hurt him. He's not up again for five more years.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (xPl2J)

244 1 Politics Trending
#RIPGOP
70.1K Tweets

2 Politics Trending
#ImpeachmentTrialSham
40.4K Tweets

3 Politics Trending
#GOPCowards
32.5K Tweets

4 Politics Trending
#hotboysforbernie
10.4K Tweets


So what you're saying is Twitter is retarded.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (QLPEO)

245 but flying is statistically so much safer!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (G546f)

And it has certain fringe benefits.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January




Isn't that the same argument the surprise anal guy make

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (HALdu)

246 238 If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.
Posted by: joe


They're so stupid, there will be 452,000,000 votes in the 2020 election.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (7D3tC)

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And they will all be in California.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (zZbCU)

247
Roll 'em all out, asshats - pretty soon you'll be firing blanks.

Unless there's a drunken female Biden handpaigner seated next to you on your flight.

Corn's a poppin'!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

248 On which side of the aisle did that limp noodle from Utah flop?

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (2Mnv1)

249 If they aren't getting their way, everybody is Russian assets raping the Constitution.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (DuZls)

250 The self-owned Hakeem Jeffries tries to make amends for his previous disastrous times at bat.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (M5wRT)

251 I am sure the squish RINOs got together and decided who could cast the yes vote in exchange for support and an underaged girl to be named later.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

252 Murkowski, some silk sheets, a glass of wine and a nice bed. Of course it would have to be a California King Size bed because she's like fucking 8 feet tall. But whatever.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (AvfCy)

253 Aside from the fact that the Times is like a street whore - without shame - I keep going back to who is going to jail for releasing this classified material. And Bolton can Epstein himself anytime now.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (SwWMX)

254
If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously

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Great minds @195.

They need to get ahead of or prevent his victory and try another daring historical act of conscience and Constitutionality -- invalidating an election.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (13CQC)

255 On which side of the aisle did that limp noodle from Utah flop?
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (2Mnv1)
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He's going to vote remain.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (DuZls)

256 Mitt Rombley is a fvcking disgrace.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (XN+hF)

257 What if this all was payback for that time Trump cancelled that House democrat European vacation?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (1ISKN)

258 243 I've been wondering about Tester. He votes like a lefty and Montana always reelects him. I don't think a yes vote on impeachment would hurt him. He's not up again for five more years.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (xPl2J)

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Yeah, I kinda got the sense that he's gonna vote with Schumer and Montana's just okay with that even though they seem to be pretty deep red everywhere else.

Montana...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (zZbCU)

259 No talking about booze. I'm on the wagon.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (hmgiv)

260 So what's the latest? There will be no witnesses I got. But is the final vote being delayed so the dems and media can do days and days of lying leak after lying leak?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (r+sAi)

261 >>>When they lose both Houses their double bit axe will turn into a rubber mallet.



I'm really getting to the point where I think we should just jettison the MSM. They truly are the enemy of the people. Well, at least half of the people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (AFSld)

262 I never fly anywhere I can reasonably drive to.

That said, the only time I caught the flu was from driving in a car with my sick husband for 5 hours.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (9hyT5)
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I was thinking of your more immediate circumstance of masked flying.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (Mc5lZ)

263 I'm a little late to the party on this, but how did no one make a joke about Biden having the best "handlers" in politics in the last thread? It's like I don't know you people anymore...

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (zniH6)

264 Unless there's a drunken female Biden handpaigner seated next to you on your flight.

Corn's a poppin'!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (pNxlR)

Hot and buttered.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (NWiLs)

265 So what you're saying is Twitter is retarded.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (QLPEO)

It is a wet dream of the left that Trump results in the destruction and annihilation of the GOP. They say these things while the dems are literally self-desctructing. Projection.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (1CjJc)

266 -
--
They're streaming the impeachment on the plane.



Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM
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Cue Sam Jackson: "I've had it with these motherfucking congressional snakes on this motherfucking plane!"

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (pMGkg)

267 Over under on the House voting on more articles of impeachment?

Charges: Orange Man Bad; We Crave Power; Socialism Is Good.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (KomcD)

268 A load is a single entity. If you separate a load it become 2 loads, not 2 half loads.

Kinda like holes when you think about it. No one ever dug half a hole.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)


Well, there is half assed.

Posted by: Preznit Pantload at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (aS1PU)

269 No one ever dug half a hole.




mind. blown.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (QLPEO)

270 221 If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

yeah - but they've really only got that set up in NY, Illinois, and California. And they're winning those states anyway. Pennsylvania and Virginia could be concerns.

I think most of the dem primary voters are gonna react by going all-in for Commie Burnie, because that's how a warped human nature works.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

271 267 Over under on the House voting on more articles of impeachment?

Charges: Orange Man Bad; We Crave Power; Socialism Is Good.
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (KomcD)

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There will be more votes.

I don't imagine any of them will come close to passing.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (zZbCU)

272  If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

If this could work, they would have done it in 2016. They were doing it, no doubt, until Trump quietly told them something at 3 AM. Now there is no chance, not even with Democratic governors in Michigan and Wisconsin, to make it better.

Schiff was right. The Dems know a vote will fuck them to death, and aren't relying on one.

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (XCZO6)

273 Nah, the smart thing about having the House do the impeachment and the Senate do the trial is that the senate does not have a vested interest in the impeachment.

If the house tries to do this again with the same quality the senate is just going to stamp it no and send it back.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (HALdu)

274 I never fly anywhere I can reasonably drive to.
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Not even for a hot Biden aid travelling next to you?

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (DuZls)

275 This reminds me...when have you heard of a good garage band from the USSR days or China?

Bad mixtures heavy metal + £Disneyland.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (8fF+y)

276 Brett Baer and Chris Stirewalt are shocked, shocked about the new Slimes "revelations."

As if this crap isn't all tightly scripted.

Eat a bag of dicks each.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (XN+hF)

277 *commences pelvic thrust*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM


*Insom, having driven himself insaaaaaane*

Let's do the Time Warp again!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (ejd/p)

278 >Mid-day drinking topic: What do they pull next?


I'm telling you, the giant paper mache heads are coming!

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (iTXRQ)

279 Jen Rubin and her cats demanding a mistrial so House can take a Mulligan and call Bolton for next impeachment.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (Wrer0)

280 Mitt Rombley is a fvcking disgrace.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM

The RNC needs to find a new up and comer and pull every ounce of support for him. doesn't Candice Owens live in Utah?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (iBBEC)

281 Is Tulsi Gabbard still unsuicided?

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (QgtlX)

282 Defense counsel should just step to the stage and declare, "Let's vote!"

The Dems are still playing HALF the story expecting the Defense to ignore every CROSS in the house. Not one witness had anything in the house.

Posted by: joseph dagostino at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (3w9Fm)

283 262
I never fly anywhere I can reasonably drive to.



That said, the only time I caught the flu was from driving in a car with my sick husband for 5 hours.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (9hyT5)

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I was thinking of your more immediate circumstance of masked flying.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (Mc5lZ)

As an addendum to the dick glitter idea, be sure to stock up on those dick masks if you are flying.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (1CjJc)

284 >>Yeah, I kinda got the sense that he's gonna vote with Schumer and Montana's just okay with that even though they seem to be pretty deep red everywhere else.

>>Montana...

Montana is Indian for Man Who Fucks Buffalo.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (ZLI7S)

285 If you're eating something, please put it down....

@MartaDhanis

#BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser #JessicaMann admits she had a “nonforceful” oral sexual relationship and that when she saw #HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex”(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina”

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)

286 "No one ever dug half a hole."

But how would you know?

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (AvfCy)

287 No one ever dug half a hole.

Yeah tell that to the noncom about the trench he ordered you to dig. AKshually, its not half a trench because you can't dig only half of one....

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (KZzsI)

288 I'm really getting to the point where I think we should just jettison the MSM. They truly are the enemy of the people. Well, at least half of the people.

I'd argue they're an enemy of *all* of the people, because they're constantly filling libs with "facts" that aren't true in order to prop up the current really awful slate of Dems.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (ZGrMX)

289 No one ever dug half a hole.

Is that a Zen koan?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (XN+hF)

290 From the Babylon Bee:

Epstein Released From Hell After Announcing He Is Transgender

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Well, it's nice to know there's an out.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (+y/Ru)

291 If they try again, the president should just say, "Fuck you. Come arrest me and see what happens."

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (AFSld)

292 A load is a single entity. If you separate a load it become 2 loads, not 2 half loads.

Kinda like holes when you think about it. No one ever dug half a hole.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)

Well, there is half assed.
Posted by: Preznit Pantload at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (aS1PU)
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If you take 2 sauces and put them together, it's 1 sauce.

That's as far as I go with the Math.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (DuZls)

293
This is ridiculous. Can we just drag these people out of office and banish them to Canada?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp

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At this point I think goals are secondary. It's just a state of continuous obstruction now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (13CQC)

294 Bioweapon. Read his thread.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/ 1223305946723704832

16. UPDATE ON GENOME : a very intriguing new paper investigating the aforementioned mystery middle segment w/ "S" spike protein: likely origin from HIV. "Uncanny similarity of unique inserts in the 2019-nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag" from

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (oesln)

295 #AllYourDreamsAreDead

#LOLGF

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (vN4+Q)

296 There will be more votes.

I don't imagine any of them will come close to passing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (zZbCU)


Nancy and her clown show haven't shown any reticence hitherto, so why expect them to start any time soon? The D's have all gone insane. Clinically insane.

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (NiXyF)

297 A load is a single entity. If you separate a load it become 2 loads, not 2 half loads.

Is it a question of volume, spray pattern or timing?

Load 2 volume is generally < Load 1 volume.
We have established that pulsed spray can be generally directed onto various objects depending on overall ballistics.

But if the question is timing, reload has to figure into it , I would think.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (q0qV7)

298 Professor Quail: Hey! Where am I?

Woman: Wuhan.

Professor Quail: Woo-han to you sweetheart. Hey Charlie, where am I?

Hotel Manager: WUHAN!

Professor Quail (removes the flower from his lapel): Don't let the posey fool you.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (19g6/)

299 The self-owned Hakeem Jeffries tries to make amends for his previous disastrous times at bat.
Posted by: m



There are some frighteningly dumb people in positions of considerable power.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (QLPEO)

300 276
Brett Baer and Chris Stirewalt are shocked, shocked about the new Slimes "revelations."



As if this crap isn't all tightly scripted.



Eat a bag of dicks each.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (XN+hF)

The alternative is that we are to listen to these two dim bulbs who have not yet figured out the game. Either way, not a good look.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (1CjJc)

301 So is that report by Gateway Pundit true? That this shit-show will continue until next Wednesday at a minimum???

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (jjaLl)

302 Mid-day drinking topic: What do they pull next?

Like the Access Hollywood tape, they're going to have to scramble and release something intended for later in the schedule.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

303 In fairness, there has been some discussion that the Biden express Handy girl was demonstrating the campaign strategy for converting votes during the caucuses.

Tongue bathing her hand afterwards was because she did not have a wipe.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (HALdu)

304 >>>I'd argue they're an enemy of *all* of the people, because they're constantly filling libs with "facts" that aren't true in order to prop up the current really awful slate of Dems.


Point taken, but Democrats can go fuck themselves. I only care about real people.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (AFSld)

305


Chuck Todd is the CHIEF POLITICAL DIRECTOR for NBC I believe...

Yeah, he's not running an op at all.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (lg/F7)

306 "162 It is hard to convict someone who has done NOTHING WRONG!"

Not really.

//s//:
Roger Stone
Michael Flynn


Socrates
Jesus

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (pPNCa)

307 "No talking about booze. I'm on the wagon. "

This^. I can't touch it at the moment.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (AvfCy)

308 This is much more boring than yesterday's speechifying.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (M5wRT)

309 296 There will be more votes.

I don't imagine any of them will come close to passing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (zZbCU)

Nancy and her clown show haven't shown any reticence hitherto, so why expect them to start any time soon? The D's have all gone insane. Clinically insane.
Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (NiXyF)

==========

There were three previous floor votes on articles of impeachment before the ones we're still dealing with passed. They all failed.

Al Green is the one in particular that I remember. It was pretty much all about how Trump was racist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (zZbCU)

310 It's going to be really funny when they finally get Bolton and he gives them jack shit.

NYT: You f'd up, you trusted us.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (1ISKN)

311 The RNC needs to find a new up and comer and pull every ounce of support for him. doesn't Candice Owens live in Utah?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (iBBEC)

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for the RNC, Mittens is the perfect Republican, and they would clone him if they could...

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (n0ufP)

312 Brett Baer and Chris Stirewalt are shocked, shocked about the new Slimes "revelations."

#FoxFreeFebruary y'all. Let's make it happen.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (77WPm)

313 So is that report by Gateway Pundit true?

Always take any breaking news from Gateway Pundit with a Mrs Lot-sized grain of salt. I learned that the hard way.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (KZzsI)

314 There is no "conservative majority" in the Senate and I expected those 4 DIABLOs to sell the party out. But I am shocked to see they held up.


Here is the senate current M/U


53
total, 21 RINOs CR rating < 90) 24 DIABLOs (CR rating < 50) the rest unrated

Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (mpXpK)

315 If you're eating something, please put it down....



BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


Weinstein and Nadler= separated at birth

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (Ed8Zd)

316 Kinda like holes when you think about it. No one ever dug half a hole.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)

I said dig me a six foot hole. You only dug me a 3 ft hole. What is you a wiseazz?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (U9Qbt)

317 306 Jesus
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (pPNCa)

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He did fuck up that temple area pretty good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (zZbCU)

318 If the house tries to do this again with the same quality the senate is just going to stamp it no and send it back.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (HALdu)"

yup, the Senate already allowed the House to waste a full 2 weeks of their time with this mess, they're not going to let that happen again in an election year. The House Dems got one bite at this apple, and now they've blown it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (Kpl3J)

319 Until we get Congress back to doing what they're supposed to be doing - i.e., passing a budget- they'll have plenty of time to do stupid stuff like this.

No more continuing resolutions. Shut it all down.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (I6Vm1)

320 Chinese Human to Human Bat-SARS Airborne HIV.

Sounds complete natural, right?

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (oesln)

321 John Holmes with a snoot full of coke couldn't get a stiffy for Mookowski.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (RD7QR)

322 Aside from the fact that the Times is like a street whore - without shame - I keep going back to who is going to jail for releasing this classified material. And Bolton can Epstein himself anytime now.
Posted by: rammajamma


Bolton is out in the cold forever. Just like that passle of ninny NeverTrumpers that used to identify as "conservatives" or "Republicans". They will be shunned by the Republicans in the future, and have no other home, except guest shots on Cable News shows.

Also, think about the impeachment scam as an attempt for these shit weasels to get back into the circus center ring. They gambled and lost.

The End.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (vcOmj)

323 We have established that pulsed spray can be generally directed onto various objects depending on overall ballistics.

But if the question is timing, reload has to figure into it , I would think.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:11 PM (q0qV7)

You have also to take into account recoil that affects your ability to aim.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (KUaJL)

324 omg could our government finally be working? Could someone finally be doing something?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (13CQC)


a big ole threat too, for Bolton to shut up already

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (vEIlU)

325 >>289
No one ever dug half a hole.
Is that a Zen koan? Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (XN+hF)

That's an observation by Boss Kean that was dropped from the final script, which was to have read:
"Son, that hole is Boss Kean's hole. And I told him that dirt in it's your dirt. You better get it out."Luke: "All of it?"Boss: "No one ever dug half a hole, son."(Luke starts digging)

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (QgtlX)

326 221
If the impeachment thing fizzles, I sort of suspect they're going to go
whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it
happens.

--

There's no question about it. Their bevvy of diabolical attacks and plans hasn't worked.

Imagine being them. They know another 4 years of Trump's economics and direction will be a huge blow to their almost-realized-just-around-the-corner-so-close-you-could-taste-it transformation of America, once and for all.

And the icing on the cake: more judges and ultimately, Trump replacing RBG, solidifying their greatly diminished chances at finishing us off. It will take them quite a while to make up that ground. And that's what they're facing.

Epic...EPIC fraud is all they have left. And they will, BAMN, participate in a voter fraud blowout the likes of which we've never seen.

Just my opinion.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (JoUsr)

327 310 It's going to be really funny when they finally get Bolton and he gives them jack shit.

NYT: You f'd up, you trusted us.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (1ISKN)

They ain't getting Bolton.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (M5wRT)

328 The new hottness is going to be Bidne stafferette complaining that stafferettes never get the same.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (HALdu)

329 The Bee explains coronavirus:

"Well, this can't be good: the coronavirus is spreading faster than support for socialism, and it's only slightly less deadly."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (+y/Ru)

330 Mistuh Mulvaney . . .

Mistuh Mulvaney . . .

Jeffries is flailing.

Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM (+fPHo)

331 #WeinsteinsVagina

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (oVJmc)

332 t's going to be really funny when they finally get Bolton and he gives them jack shit.

NYT: You f'd up, you trusted us.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (1ISKN)

From his latest statement, sounds like he's going suicide bomber.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (U9Qbt)

333 Hey, the Dems just want to hear the lamentations of our women.

Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (DuZls)

334 Now everybody will have to wear jacking off resistant gloves during flights.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (8fF+y)

335 I'm exhausted by all this nonsense.

Which is probably just what the Demo-Rats intend.

Fortunately we have a president who is tougher than that.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (Ejm1K)

336 317 306 Jesus
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (pPNCa)

==========

He did fuck up that temple area pretty good.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (zZbCU)

What did Him in was getting tax collectors to quit collecting taxes.

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (ABjxW)

337 yeah - but they've really only got that set up in
NY, Illinois, and California. And they're winning those states anyway.
Pennsylvania and Virginia could be concerns.



Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:09 PM (Kpl3J)

Here in Upstate NY and I'm watching with great interest the Virginia situation. If those counties can secede to W. VA, that sets a huge precedent. Maybe upstate can secede from NYC, and form a state of our own, too. Or join up with Southeast PA. Something. Anything.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (iAwUQ)

338
I sort of suspect they're going to go whole hog on voter fraud. They want him gone, they don't care how it happens.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

If this could work, they would have done it in 2016.

==========

The deludoids didn't think it was necessary in 2016. Hillary was guaranteed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (13CQC)

339 BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


eh?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (vEIlU)

340 When this impeachment augurs in, do you expect Max Boot to quit the Republican Party again?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (BeYX8)

341 BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)

This image...I did not need this image...

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (RD7QR)

342 Brian Schwartz
@schwartzbCNBC
BREAKING: Mike Bloomberg's campaign spent over $180 million in the first month of his candidacy, including $11 million to his tech company, Hawkfish. He gave his campaign just over $200 million. cnb.cx/31esZ8H

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (BqBId)

343 This is all about me, isn't it?

Posted by: BadOrangeMan at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (CLteG)

344 "Convict, why is all that dirt in my hole?"

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (iTXRQ)

345 285 If you're eating something, please put it down....

@MartaDhanis

#BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser #JessicaMann admits she had a "nonforceful" oral sexual relationship and that when she saw #HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex"(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina"

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


You never see Weinstein and Rosie O'Donnell together, do you?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (1CjJc)

346 285 If you're eating something, please put it down....

@MartaDhanis

#BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser #JessicaMann admits she had a “nonforceful” oral sexual relationship and that when she saw #HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex”(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina”

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


She was disgusted to discover she had sex with a deformed person and the rape accusation is payback.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (nuOac)

347 It would be really funny if Bolton and Romney fell in a large cheese grinder.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (AvfCy)

348 BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


It was shaped just like a ficus.

Posted by: Roy at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (ABjxW)

349 When you got the votes, you vote

when you don't, you talk

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (rpxSz)

350 342 Brian Schwartz
@schwartzbCNBC
BREAKING: Mike Bloomberg's campaign spent over $180 million in the first month of his candidacy, including $11 million to his tech company, Hawkfish. He gave his campaign just over $200 million. cnb.cx/31esZ8H
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (BqBId)

=========

We're gonna find out he had a bet that he could spend more money but get fewer delegates than Jeb Bush, aren't we?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (zZbCU)

351 >>>If the house tries to do this again with the same quality the senate is just going to stamp it no and send it back.


Only positive is if they try again, all the candidates will be off the campaign trail again.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (AFSld)

352 Murkowski is as about as sexual arousing as an oncoming train.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (8vUAO)

353 322 "Aside from the fact that the Times is like a street whore - without shame..."


I think you should expect a stern letter from the Street Whore's Union.

Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (U6f/q)

354 Maybe upstate can secede from NYC, and form a state of our own, too. Or join up with Southeast PA. Something. Anything.

I iike this (and was just in middle-upstate NY and it was lovely and awesome) but you want to steer clear of SE PA - it's the absolute most liberal part of PA! the part just below you guys - north-central, and the Amish part, and the western part (except Pitt) is the good stuff

Posted by: BlackOrchid at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (Rarvo)

355 Nah Ace Senators all think they could be a better President than the current President, &they don't like what is happening & also they look at the Senate as the Holy Grail & it has been sullied

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (BqBId)

356 F&%*k your leaks.

Posted by: Flexaseal at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (Vy7tf)

357 The deludoids didn't think it was necessary in 2016. Hillary was guaranteed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (13CQC)

They literally fixed the election. And still lost.

The general level of government expertise doesn't increase when we touch upon certain subjects. They're incompetent, across the board.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (77WPm)

358 Is Nadler not there bc of his wife or did Pelosi yank him out?

Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (R0z7P)

359 Brett Baer and Chris Stirewalt are shocked, shocked about the new Slimes "revelations."

And now you know they're just making sausage. Doesn't have to be real, true, or other. It just has to scream from the headlines so they can push their heroin and raise advertising rates.

The MFM is entering the last phase of killing its golden goose considering their collective integrity is shot.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (6eEQ+)

360 -
--

Chinese Human to Human Bat-SARS Airborne HIV.



Sounds complete natural, right?


Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:13 PM

--------------------

Someone screwed a bat?? (remembers Richard Gere) Oh, I see.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (pMGkg)

361 314 There is no "conservative majority" in the Senate and I expected those 4 DIABLOs to sell the party out. But I am shocked to see they held up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNGc9zmpK5M

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (Kpl3J)

362 BREAKING: Mike Bloomberg's campaign spent over $180 million in the first month of his candidacy, including $11 million to his tech company, Hawkfish. He gave his campaign just over $200 million. cnb.cx/31esZ8H
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (BqBId)
---
You want a job? You get a job! And you get a job! And you get a job!

Posted by: Mikey Gloomberg at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (DuZls)

363 >Fortunately we have a president who is tougher than that.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

I imagine as a businessman, rivals have been gunning for him for decades, and he relishes the fights

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (iTXRQ)

364 As Trump said, if Bolton had his way we would be in World War Six right now.

Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (rA0Pw)

365 the Washington Post rolls out this Julie Swetnick clam:

Phrasing~@!! Err, spelling~!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (DhaqP)

366 Trump will have started gathering dirt on his opponents the day he won his election. Someone fucking has to.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (8vUAO)

367 When this impeachment augurs in, do you expect Max Boot to quit the Republican Party again?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (BeYX


Every other Friday, with a special bonus flounce on leap-day.

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (NiXyF)

368 >>>Maybe upstate can secede from NYC, and form a state of our own, too. Or join up with Southeast PA.


Yeah, you don't want any part of SW PA. Philly is the worst city in the country, politics-wise.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (AFSld)

369 What the Bolton Never Trump fan club ignores is that Guiliani was Trumps' defense attorney against the stupid Russian Collusion allegations (the redacted Muller report was released in April but the full one not until May, (if then?) and Trump was still fighting those claims and preparing for the Mueller hearing.

The Ukraine info figured prominently in that defense. A totally different subject, although the Venn diagrams overlap a lot I bet.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (Ed8Zd)

370 364 As Trump said, if Bolton had his way we would be in World War Six right now.

Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2020 02:16 PM (rA0Pw)

============

Would it be possible to tell when 5 ended and 6 began?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (zZbCU)

371 It's #FakeBombshells all the way down ... or We are all #FakeBombshells now ... or something.

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (7nCt8)

372 Haven't been able to keep up with things here, so missed the bit about the Dems insulting the Chief Justice. Can someone give me a link or explanation of what happened?

Posted by: Grannymimi at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (u5LFV)

373
Epic...EPIC fraud is all they have left. And they will, BAMN, participate in a voter fraud blowout the likes of which we've never seen.

Just my opinion.
Posted by: Lady in Black

=======

You know what's darkly hilarious, too: we even know some of their straight-up open methods, such as ballot harvesting.

And what is the RNC doing to fight it?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (13CQC)

374 Rush is openly talking about Ciaramella. He's been doing it forever.

No cops at his door.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (oVJmc)

375 Charlie three-wives is predicting a massive backlash.

Backlash is the stage name of the Craigslist bull railing his current wife

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (vPKfA)

376 Hey.
I got socks for Christmas. I like them

Now this underwear on the other hand...

Posted by: Diogenes at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (axyOa)

377
Haven't been able to keep up with things here, so missed the bit about the Dems insulting the Chief Justice. Can someone give me a link or explanation of what happened?
Posted by: Grannymimi

======

See #87

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (13CQC)

378 /sock begone.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (aS1PU)

379 She was disgusted to discover she had sex with a deformed person and the rape accusation is payback.



Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (nuOac)
I hate to be "that" guy, but all these "rapes" were paid for . In full. This was all quid pro quo for movie parts, introductions to hollywood bigs and studio jobs. And everybody knows it. Someone who is raped does NOT wait 20 years to report it. #metoo is a long delayed guilt trip by those who took advantage of the ol' "Studio System" and now have caught a sudden attack of dignity and a taste for some settlement money.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (iAwUQ)

380 I think pretty much every state's rural areas would like to dump their cities.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (pMGkg)

381 When this impeachment augurs in, do you expect Max Boot to quit the Republican Party again?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo


I thought Net Neutrality kilt him already?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (vcOmj)

382 372 Haven't been able to keep up with things here, so missed the bit about the Dems insulting the Chief Justice. Can someone give me a link or explanation of what happened?
Posted by: Grannymimi at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (u5LFV)

It was Warren. I'll look for it.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (M5wRT)

383 These lying sacks are going to try to drag this out as long as they can. It's OVER! The whole case was a pile of shit and all you did was cheapen impeachment. You did it because orangemanbad and you are trying to appease the base even though most knew it was DOA. You fckd up all you did was fire up our base and get some on the fence to vote for orangemanbad. LOLGF. Keep bloviating. Talk some more Weeble Jerry, keep yacking balloon head. Go on Cuck Schoomer, talk some more. Please turn off the lights when you leave.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (iBBEC)

384 Bats are sometimes called the otters of the sky.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (1ISKN)

385 >>>Charlie three-wives is predicting a massive backlash.



Yeah, from all the conservatives and moderates in America tired of this shit.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (AFSld)

386 the conversation has hit bottom when diogenes starts talking about his skippers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (d7Ww2)

387 Another Key sentence: Bolton never made the call...

So asking someone to ask to arrange a meeting that never occurs is OMG improper? !?

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

388 315 If you're eating something, please put it down....



BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


Weinstein and Nadler= separated at birth
Posted by: LASue



He's one of those vampires from The Strain?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (vN4+Q)

389 I really don't understand the democrat strategy here.

The case was incredibly weak. They did a terrible jobs investigating it. They selected possible the two biggest idiots at their command to run the impeachment trial. They went out of their way to insult the people who's votes they needed.

None of this was ever likely to succeed.

They act like this was some sort of master 11th dimension strategy shit. But they end things with trump at higher than ever approval ratings. Biden is badly damaged. They can't impeach him again and ever be taken seriously.

I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.

The only thing I can think of was it was some sort of pacifier for the far left of the party, who was threatening the leadership, impeach or get the boot. Nancy decided to sacrifice the country to keep her job another year or so.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)

390 "Well, this can't be good: the coronavirus is spreading faster than support for socialism, and it's only slightly less deadly."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
---------

Yesterday they reported that the Corona virus was polling better then any of the Democrat candidates.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (CDGwz)

391 Bolton appears to be channeling Glenn Close's bunny boiler character doing the "I'm not going to be ignored!" rant.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (Wrer0)

392 You know what's darkly hilarious, too: we even know some of their straight-up open methods, such as ballot harvesting.

And what is the RNC doing to fight it?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (13CQC)

Ballot harvesting is only legal in California, so far as I know, and it's going to take specific Federal Legislation, agreed to by BOTH the House and the Senate to stop it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (Kpl3J)

393 314 53
total, 21 RINOs CR rating
Posted by: Vic at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (mpXpK)

Standards should be here.

RINO should be <95, DIABLO should be <90

Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (UnA8+)

394 Romney goes full Maverick.

Gets a parade in his honor in SLC.

That's the way they roll in Utah.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (VYwSh)

395 BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina

-
Yeah? Well, his soul is worse.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (+y/Ru)

396 HEARTBREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (pRcgz)

397 Warren dissing Roberts:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqa0MrzGYTw

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (M5wRT)

398 My mangina is magnificent! Just Lick it!

Posted by: hArvey Winestain at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (CLteG)

399 165 Anyone know how Sinema is voting?

Will there be NO dem defections?

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)



Schumer probably has threatened them with committee assignments or support during their next election.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (Z7lwY)

400 Another Key sentence: Bolton never made the call...
Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

As someone mentioned upthread, does it seem in any way plausible that Donnie TwoScoops would give someone at Bolton's level specific instructions to do something, and then not follow-up at some point in the very near future?

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (77WPm)

401 "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cat

It would be great if she'd testified in her best Peter Venkman voice.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (8vUAO)

402 389 I really don't understand the democrat strategy here.

The case was incredibly weak. They did a terrible jobs investigating it. They selected possible the two biggest idiots at their command to run the impeachment trial. They went out of their way to insult the people who's votes they needed.

None of this was ever likely to succeed.

They act like this was some sort of master 11th dimension strategy shit. But they end things with trump at higher than ever approval ratings. Biden is badly damaged. They can't impeach him again and ever be taken seriously.

I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.

The only thing I can think of was it was some sort of pacifier for the far left of the party, who was threatening the leadership, impeach or get the boot. Nancy decided to sacrifice the country to keep her job another year or so.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)

==========

It's about tying up Senate business and creating a narrative for the public.

They've been pursuing the Trump is corrupt route for years. This is just the last form.

They can't fight him on the economy. They can't fight him on foreign entanglements. So, they chose corruption and hoped that the people would care more about that than the two things they have cared about more in every presidential election for the past hundred years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (zZbCU)

403 Who knows what Bolton said, we do not have more than words from the NYT and lots of their excllusives have been wrong before.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (HALdu)

404 Haven't been able to keep up with things here, so missed the bit about the Dems insulting the Chief Justice. Can someone give me a link or explanation of what happened?
Posted by: Grannymimi
--------

Curiously, since Schiff has been brown-nosing Roberts like mad.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (CDGwz)

405 >>>I really don't understand the democrat strategy here.

The case was incredibly weak. They did a terrible jobs investigating it. They selected possible the two biggest idiots at their command to run the impeachment trial. They went out of their way to insult the people who's votes they needed.


1. They did it to damage his presidency and legacy.

2. They had to mollify their insane base.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (AFSld)

406 I hate to be "that" guy, but all these "rapes" were paid for . In full.

Not necessarily. According to testimony, Weinstein destroyed some careers after raping the women because they went to complain about it to people.

Charlie three-wives is predicting a massive backlash.

You misspelled "attempting to gin up"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (KZzsI)

407 398 My mangina is magnificent! Just Lick it!
Posted by: hArvey Winestain at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (CLteG)

He's Old Gregg.

Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (UnA8+)

408 >>he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)


Woke style guide correction:
"...and it appears they does not have testicles and it appears they has a vagina."

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (QgtlX)

409 Bats are sometimes called the otters of the sky.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe

I think you just made that up...

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (vcOmj)

410 Next BOMBSHELL!

In May, while thinking about Ukraine, Trump ate 3 scoops. Bolton recalls, "we all knew what that meant. Trump wanted us to force the Ukraine to dig up dirt on all of his political opponents or no more money."

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (Ed8Zd)

411 >>"he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina"


What is Michael Obama.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (pRcgz)

412 How long is this Jeffries guy going to bloviate? Is there a time limit?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (9hyT5)

413 This is what happens when Ace types with one hand.
Posted by: Miklos, almost certainly correct at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (QzkSJ)

Didn't he get married?

What's the point of getting married if you still have to take care of that yourself?

Posted by: Robert, Thirsty Boi at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (1Yy3c)

414 268
A load is a single entity. If you separate a load it become 2 loads, not 2 half loads.



Kinda like holes when you think about it. No one ever dug half a hole.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)



Well, there is half assed.


this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: brie larsen at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (sGtp+)

415 407 398 My mangina is magnificent! Just Lick it!
Posted by: hArvey Winestain at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (CLteG)

He's Old Gregg.
Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (UnA8+)

=========

I understood that reference.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (zZbCU)

416 >>Charlie three-wives is predicting a massive backlash.

Why does anyone listen to these idiots? They are always wrong.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

417 She was disgusted to discover she had sex with a deformed person and the rape accusation is payback.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 02:15 PM (nu

Must have been a hell of a part she was going for. Whoring for movie rolls is a tough job.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (U9Qbt)

418 I missed the first part of the Senate blabbering. What are they doing now? Debate time for witnesses?

I see House Managers verbally masturbating. How much time are they allowed?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

419 389 I really don't understand the democrat strategy here.

. . .

I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)

Loyalty pledge?

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (M5wRT)

420 368 >>>Maybe upstate can secede from NYC, and form a state of our own, too. Or join up with Southeast PA.


Yeah, you don't want any part of SW PA. Philly is the worst city in the country, politics-wise.



SE PA. SW PA is Pittsburgh. Pitt has a leftist mayor but that can change. The W. PA is muddled politically but basically conservative.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (vN4+Q)

421 Haven't been able to keep up with things here, so missed the bit about the Dems insulting the Chief Justice. Can someone give me a link or explanation of what happened?

Elizabeth Warren submitted this question for Roberts to read:

"At a time when large majorities of Americans have lost faith in government, does the fact that the chief justice is presiding over an impeachment trial in which Republican senators have thus far refused to allow witnesses or evidence contribute to the loss of legitimacy of the chief justice, the Supreme Court, and the Constitution?"

He looked like he was eating a lemon.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (KZzsI)

422
Ballot harvesting is only legal in California, so far as I know, and it's going to take specific Federal Legislation, agreed to by BOTH the House and the Senate to stop it.
Posted by: Tom Servo

=======

I know.

My point is, for instance, are California Republicans gearing up a ballot-harvesting campaign of their own?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (13CQC)

423 >>He's Old Gregg.


Ever drink bailey's from a shoe?

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (pRcgz)

424

What's this?

Racial Maddow told her tin-foil hat wearing viewers that the Russians were going to shut off their electricity in the middle of Winter?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (u+zQ1)

425 Another Key sentence: Bolton never made the call...

So asking someone to ask to arrange a meeting that never occurs is OMG improper? !?

--

Yeah, it's not like President Trump used the full force of the intel community to spy on candidate Biden, and concoct phony evidence to obtain FISA warrants. So that's a good thing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (JoUsr)

426 Wake me up before you go go.

Not to be confused with Wake me up before you Wham Wham by the Go Goes

Posted by: Embarrassing Stain at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (xvRdf)

427 https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/ 1223318161300299782

22. The authors dunked this final conclusion: "This uncanny similarity of novel inserts in the 2019- nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag is unlikely to be fortuitous". Wow, they sure just went straight there! What a bold paper... I don't know what to say

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (oesln)

428 The deludoids didn't think it was necessary in 2016. Hillary was guaranteed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (13CQC)

It doesn't work like that. That machine was up and ready to go nationwide. Do you think Hillary was LESS likely to take advantage of it than Obama, even if the only reward was a celebration of being popular? Standard procedure is for Republican counties to declare their votes, than the Dems bring in as many boxes as needed from their strongholds. But this time, something went wrong. I don't doubt Trump was ready to challenge Michigan because of that.

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (XCZO6)

429 Not necessarily. According to testimony, Weinstein destroyed some
careers after raping the women because they went to complain about it to
people.



Charlie three-wives is predicting a massive backlash
You know who people who aren't engaged in the perverted quid pro quo system of Hollywood complain to? The POLICE.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (iAwUQ)

430 "Everyone knows you're not allowed to gather dirt on political opponents." -The Democrats, somehow

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (8vUAO)

431 368 >>>Maybe upstate can secede from NYC, and form a state of our own, too. Or join up with Southeast PA.


Yeah, you don't want any part of SW PA. Philly is the worst city in the country, politics-wise.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:17 PM (AFSld)
----
What's up with parking their cars in the middle of the road. Only been to Phili twice. North Broad Street. Don't remember that in other sections of town, but I was only visiting Temple and The Link.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (VYwSh)

432 So, they chose corruption and hoped that the people would care more about that than the two things they have cared about more in every presidential election for the past hundred years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
----------

Ignoring the overt, blatant, in-your-face corruption of the Bidens.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (CDGwz)

433 294 from the bottom of that thread


22. The authors dunked this final conclusion: "This uncanny similarity of novel inserts in the 2019- nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag is unlikely to be fortuitous". Wow, they sure just went straight there! What a bold paper... I don't know what to say


unlikely to be fortuitous = this didn't just happen by accident, this was deliberately made

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (G546f)

434 So Bolton, a man with a grudge who obviously engineered this whole thing with Schiff, is now saying that he, a man in a room with 4 others, is the only one telling the truth. After he was fired. After he said the opposite on TV. After its come to light that he stated he would gladly lie to advance his foreign policy priorities. Seems legit.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (87EdW)

435 Harvey Weinstein is trans?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (+0uDE)

436 The case was incredibly weak. They did a terrible jobs investigating it. They selected possible the two biggest idiots at their command to run the impeachment trial. They went out of their way to insult the people who's votes they needed.


1. They did it to damage his presidency and legacy.

2. They had to mollify their insane base.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp


They are stupid. They think Twitter is a reflection of the country's thinking.
Like Darryl Lamonica, the Mad Bomber.

Keep throwing deep, and someday you'll connect.

Someday.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (vcOmj)

437 >>Charlie three-wives is predicting a massive backlash.

Why does anyone listen to these idiots? They are always wrong.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (ZLI7S)

Pretty sure nobody does who isn't already on Team OrangeManBAD.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (77WPm)

438 Ladyfinger bombshells

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (aKsyK)

439 >I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.



they have conflated support in the media with support in general. Inside their bubble, the weather is fine. They will never figure out what went wrong.

They can't admit they were wrong. Not now. In too deep.

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (iTXRQ)

440 It wasn't Warren, it was Kamala Harris. She forced the Chief Justice to read a question that had a lie in it and referenced the Access Hollywood tape. Total asshole move.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (+DS2f)

441 I was in the POOL!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (pRcgz)

442 Utah needs a coupla Trump rallies.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (WQZ1O)

443 I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.

The only thing I can think of was it was some sort of pacifier for the far left of the party, who was threatening the leadership, impeach or get the boot. Nancy decided to sacrifice the country to keep her job another year or so.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)

These are the kinds of mistakes one makes when you live in completely closed bubble of information, and you have no clue as to what objective "truth" is. Remember how Everyone on their side screeched in Unison how Powerful and Compelling Adam Schiff was, especially when he said he had Absolutely Proved that Trump was Guilty? they really, really believed that.

I have harped on a them for years now, that the Dem's complete control of the MSM and social media is, in fact, their greatest weakness. We know everything they think and plan. They have not one clue about us, because they refuse to look or listen. That's not how you win battles - just ask Sun Tzu.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

444 I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.



The only thing I can think of was it was some sort of pacifier for
the far left of the party, who was threatening the leadership, impeach
or get the boot. Nancy decided to sacrifice the country to keep her job
another year or so.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)

Meh. They still have some Senator damage to inflict. And their true believers actually think that the Dems publicly laid out all of ORANGEMANBAD's crimes and corruption for all to see.

OK, list the crimes and corruption. And, crickets.

This was not for us. This was for their deranged base. They got a little emotional jazz out of it, and now the wailing will be epic.

I think it actually opened at least a sizeable number of people's eyes as to how damaging and deranged dems are.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (1CjJc)

445 You know who people who aren't engaged in the perverted quid pro quo system of Hollywood complain to? The POLICE.

Except... they kinda were. They helped cover up multiple crimes and reports of molestation and rape were ignored, the people reporting them sometimes even leaned on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (KZzsI)

446 I knew it! This proves the elites are a hermaphroditic reptilian race of aliens.

Wow, hermaphroditic passed spell check.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (xfb67)

447 408
>>he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina


Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (cF8AT)



Woke style guide correction:
"...and it appears they does not have testicles and it appears they has a vagina front hole."




Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (QgtlX)

FIFY

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (CPk08)

448
Sykes thinks he has yank among Republicans, and he's issuing a warning rather than a prediction.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (u+zQ1)

449 shit. does this means there's going to be a protest downtown and fuck with my evening commute?


ah crap.

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (d7Ww2)

450 I laugh at the Democrats.

Posted by: MAGA at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (rA0Pw)

451 I don't understand why warren and Bernie didn't recuse themselves from the Senate trial.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (+DS2f)

452 I love that Roberts got dissed, by Warren of all people. These people allow this to happen by thinkng the dems will ever actually be nice or respectful. They aren't and they won't - you have to just treat them like the whiny brat kids who need a beating.

Posted by: Eli Cash at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (F8rys)

453 t's going to be really funny when they finally get Bolton and he gives them jack shit.

NYT: You f'd up, you trusted us.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:12 PM (1ISKN)

From his latest statement, sounds like he's going suicide bomber.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (U9Qbt)


I think a lot of these NeverTrumpers are realizing that it's desperate times. Impeachment has failed. The "Republican" challengers have all faded into oblivion (Enjoy the Appalachian Trail, Mark Sanford!). They are totally out of power at least the next 4 years, no matter how November's election turns out.

And looking at some of these people, you question how many will even be around in 4 years. Kristol, Goldberg, Sykes...let's just say that while fat guys do well at the dinner tables, they don't do so well on actuarial tables. The grift is running out. I expect a lot of desperate, and unreliable, stuff coming out of their mouths in the coming months.

Posted by: Ted K. at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (I6Vm1)

454
I really don't understand the democrat strategy here.

. . .

I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp

======

Have you noticed the level of delusion out there? Some of them actually believe what they're saying. They're like those weirdoes who committed mass suicide in order to ride Comet Hale-Bopp to heaven.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (13CQC)

455 The idea of Harvey Weinstein's gross private parts does not exist in my world. I won't let it in.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (JoUsr)

456 424

What's this?

Racial Maddow told her tin-foil hat wearing viewers that the Russians were going to shut off their electricity in the middle of Winter?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (u+zQ1)

Da! We steal to power massive vodka still! Is most cromulent, as you say!

Posted by: Random Sinister Russian at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (RD7QR)

457 So now they can get this bullromeny over today right?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (v5pgh)

458 Next month is leap year month. We get Trump one day longer than normal years.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (7D3tC)

459 Woke style guide correction:
"...and it appears they does not have testicles and it appears they has a vagina."

Posted by: Zod at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM


This is grammatically correct. There is enough Weinstein to be classified as a "they".

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (ejd/p)

460 >>>What's up with parking their cars in the middle of the road. Only been to Phili twice. North Broad Street. Don't remember that in other sections of town, but I was only visiting Temple and The Link.


Been like that for decades. Most people in Philly believe they're entitled - see also: Eagles fans - so they park in the median because they don't want to pay to park.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (AFSld)

461 Do you think any of the Senators are actually paying attention to this guy?

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (9hyT5)

462 412 How long is this Jeffries guy going to bloviate? Is there a time limit?
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (9hyT5)


Have no idea bluebell, I was wondering how you got the shiv's through security or did you leave them home?

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (1s2j5)

463 I mean I use the past tense but I am certain that the police in LA are still solidly protecting celebrities just as before.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (KZzsI)

464 > "What does CNN do now, call for assassins?"

Don't encourage them.

Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (Nl8Cj)

465 454 Have you noticed the level of delusion out there? Some of them actually believe what they're saying. They're like those weirdoes who committed mass suicide in order to ride Comet Hale-Bopp to heaven.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (13CQC)

==========

"Sorry, Trump's not president anymore."
-When impeachment passed the House

They're stupid, don't know how the system works, and are driven purely by emotion.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (zZbCU)

466 >>I really don't understand the democrat strategy here.


Well they are all in it, ultimately, for themselves.

So.

Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (pRcgz)

467 Another Key sentence: Bolton never made the call...
Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (Ed8Zd)

As someone mentioned upthread, does it seem in any way plausible that Donnie TwoScoops would give someone at Bolton's level specific instructions to do something, and then not follow-up at some point in the very near future?
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (77WPm)


Nope. Plus it leads to the question every defense lawyer would. ask Bolton: Was the request improper? If no, who cares. If yes, why didn't you immediately so inform Pres. Trump and his lawyers who were also present?

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (Ed8Zd)

468 My point is, for instance, are California Republicans gearing up a ballot-harvesting campaign of their own?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (13CQC)
I don't know about ballot harvesting, but I do know I get ALOT of emails and mail from Trump and GOP campaigns now. More than I've ever seen. It's mildly annoying but I don't really mind, because I figure it means they have money and people working to win and are running a healthy, vigorous campaign already 10 months out from the election.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (iAwUQ)

469 434 So Bolton, a man with a grudge who obviously engineered this whole thing with Schiff, is now saying that he, a man in a room with 4 others, is the only one telling the truth. After he was fired. After he said the opposite on TV. After its come to light that he stated he would gladly lie to advance his foreign policy priorities. Seems legit.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 31, 2020 02:23 PM (87EdW)

In faint defense of Bolton, it's quite possible that the NYT made that story up out of whole cloth.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (Kpl3J)

470 I used conflated wrong
I denounce myself
I'll be committing seppuku in the parking lot if anyone asks

Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (iTXRQ)

471 >>>They're like those weirdoes who committed mass suicide in order to ride Comet Hale-Bopp to heaven.


We should be so lucky.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (AFSld)

472 Just to be sure, Lizzie Warren did run that question for Roberts by a tranny kid, right? Just want to make sure she got the clearance.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (JoUsr)

473 424

What's this?

Racial Maddow told her tin-foil hat wearing viewers that the Russians were going to shut off their electricity in the middle of Winter?
Posted by: Soothsayer



NSA Bob is messing with her?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (vN4+Q)

474 Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (vN4+Q)
********
PGH is Fucked But the surrounding area is fine for the most part. The County I live in Westmoreland is right next to Allegheny County Where PGH. is & it has voted for GWB, Shitstain McCain & Shit Romney & went overwhelmingly for PDT

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (BqBId)

475 Have you noticed the level of delusion out there? Some of them actually believe what they're saying.

They're like those weirdoes who committed mass suicide in order to ride Comet Hale-Bopp to heaven.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


We couldn't get that lucky.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (7D3tC)

476 Late to the game here. Life getting in the way fo internet folderol........but tha statement by Murkowski is a fairly brutal take down of the shit show, considering that she is the sort of person who will side with the Dems on the thinnest of excuses.

Ouch.


Denag Dick fruitlessly screams but emoluments like he is Madge the nail lady. Hey Dick, you are soaking in it.


Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (9dzlp)

477 446 I knew it! This proves the elites are a hermaphroditic reptilian race of aliens.

Wow, hermaphroditic passed spell check.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (xfb67)

The hermaphroditic reptiles prefer to think of themselves as FLEXIBLE in the best sort of way.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (RD7QR)

478 415 407 398 My mangina is magnificent! Just Lick it!
Posted by: hArvey Winestain at January 31, 2020 02:20 PM (CLteG)

He's Old Gregg.
Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (UnA8+)

=========

I understood that reference.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (zZbCU

Eels up inside ya, findin' an entrance where they can

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (NWiLs)

479 OT- Just talked with my Wife. Cigna finally approved her infusion drugs (very expensive) and her preferred infusion center (also expensive). Not the same drug they had her on. Only a month and a half late. Lets pray the new drug works.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (0OmEj)

480 There does not seem to be any upside to Synema voting to acquit or for no witnesses. She isn't up for reelection any time soon, and by then the issue wont matter.

Of course, maybe we are dealing with an honest politician? Nah.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (JRaU+)

481 I mean, all they did was damage themselves with this. I can't see any path forward, or any benefit.

The only thing I can think of was it was some sort of pacifier for the far left of the party, who was threatening the leadership, impeach or get the boot. Nancy decided to sacrifice the country to keep her job another year or so.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)

These are the kinds of mistakes one makes when you live in completely closed bubble of information, and you have no clue as to what objective "truth" is. Remember how Everyone on their side screeched in Unison how Powerful and Compelling Adam Schiff was, especially when he said he had Absolutely Proved that Trump was Guilty? they really, really believed that.

I have harped on a them for years now, that the Dem's complete control of the MSM and social media is, in fact, their greatest weakness. We know everything they think and plan. They have not one clue about us, because they refuse to look or listen. That's not how you win battles - just ask Sun Tzu.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January




That is kind of the thing, if you are an idiot, such as Schiff, you are watching the media everywhere and how you and your story are dominating the media, not understanding that the media no longer has the power to persuade and is viewed as corrupt by both sides.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (HALdu)

482 Is our long national nightmare over ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (Idlcg)

483 I used conflated wrong
I denounce myself
I'll be committing seppuku in the parking lot if anyone asks
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 02:26 PM (iTXRQ)
-----------

OKay, will you be livestreaming and on instagram? Do we grade your effort or is it a simple up or down vote?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (Mc5lZ)

484 Only a month and a half late. Lets pray the new drug works

Prayers.

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (6XlcD)

485 >>>
22. The authors dunked this final conclusion: "This uncanny similarity of novel inserts in the 2019- nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag is unlikely to be fortuitous". Wow, they sure just went straight there! What a bold paper... I don't know what to say

unlikely to be fortuitous = this didn't just happen by accident, this was deliberately made

...

No, it means it is unlikely to be a positive, fortunate thing.

Posted by: Guy Sitting Next to a Drunk Female Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (PbpT7)

486 USNtakim, prayers for your missus

is it cancer?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (G546f)

487 451 I don't understand why warren and Bernie didn't recuse themselves from the Senate trial.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (+DS2f)
--------

And Klobuchar. They should not be allowed to participate because they are running against him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (9hyT5)

488 How long is this Jeffries guy going to bloviate? Is there a time limit?
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (9hyT5)


Until BOMBSHELL3 is queued up.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (Ed8Zd)

489 >>Is our long national nightmare over ?


Actually, it's just beginning...

*Drops Towel*


Let's be lesbians!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (pRcgz)

490 >>>Is our long national nightmare over ?



No, the Obamas still live in the U.S.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (AFSld)

491 No, it means it is unlikely to be a positive, fortunate thing.

Posted by: Guy Sitting Next to a Drunk Female Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (PbpT7)

grammatically, yes, but read the thread

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (G546f)

492 Bioweapon. Read his thread.

https://mobile.twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/ 1223305946723704832

16. UPDATE ON GENOME : a very intriguing new paper investigating the aforementioned mystery middle segment w/ "S" spike protein: likely origin from HIV. "Uncanny similarity of unique inserts in the 2019-nCoV spike protein to HIV-1 gp120 and Gag" from

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:10 PM (oesln)


sounds like Ding said the Indian paper jumped to conclusions, and that this needed to be replicated in lab.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (vEIlU)

493 The democrats condundrum:


Rally the base against R senators running. "We didn't have a fair trial, etc., etc., etc."


R senators running (to our base and moderates) "Do you want Impeachboogaloo II? Vote for me."


Interesting how this works out.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (zVXtJ)

494 Damn. No happy hour for me.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (sGotD)

495 And Klobuchar. They should not be allowed to participate because they are running against him.

--

It's okay, bluebell. They're democrats.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (JoUsr)

496 479 OT- Just talked with my Wife. Cigna finally approved her infusion drugs (very expensive) and her preferred infusion center (also expensive). Not the same drug they had her on. Only a month and a half late. Lets pray the new drug works.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (0OmEj)

Prayers up!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)

497 This all was about payback for BIll Clinton. Nearly everyone involved in the Dem side was there when Clinton was impeached and has been seething with rage and hate ever since. HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (KZzsI)

498 481 hat is kind of the thing, if you are an idiot, such as Schiff, you are watching the media everywhere and how you and your story are dominating the media, not understanding that the media no longer has the power to persuade and is viewed as corrupt by both sides.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (HALdu)

=========

Remember last week? The fake tweet from the fake reporter who heard the fake conversation between the fake Republicans. "I thought this was about a server in Ukraine! I had no idea!"

The idea that we know less about what the left is talking about than what they know what we're talking about is patently absurd. We get their messaging everywhere. They actively block out ours.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (zZbCU)

499 489 >>Is our long national nightmare over ?


Actually, it's just beginning...

*Drops Towel*


Let's be lesbians!
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (pRcgz)

490 >>>Is our long national nightmare over ?



No, the Obamas still live in the U.S.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (AFSld)

What if both Barry AND Michelle are just like Weinstein and they're all part of a bizarre cult?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (RD7QR)

500 Not cancer. Autoimmune crap.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (0OmEj)

501 I mean I use the past tense but I am certain that the police in LA are still solidly protecting celebrities just as before.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

And the cops/sheriff in Las Vegas protect the casinos.

I mean really, do you not know who butters your bread?

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (vcOmj)

502 Prayers up USN!!!

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (8vUAO)

503 462 412 How long is this Jeffries guy going to bloviate? Is there a time limit?
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:21 PM (9hyT5)

Have no idea bluebell, I was wondering how you got the shiv's through security or did you leave them home?
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (1s2j5)

I think Jeffries was the guy who said yesterday that Hillary and the DNC getting the Steele Dossier wasn't colluding with foreign sources at all, because she paid for it.

Seriously, he made that claim on the Senate Floor.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)

504 >"he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina"


Hey , there's a new scent for Paltrow's candle line.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (q0qV7)

505 USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (0OmEj)

Will pray and update your situation for the prayer list.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (WI7YS)

506 428 The deludoids didn't think it was necessary in 2016. Hillary was guaranteed.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (13CQC)

It doesn't work like that. That machine was up and ready to go nationwide. Do you think Hillary was LESS likely to take advantage of it than Obama, even if the only reward was a celebration of being popular? Standard procedure is for Republican counties to declare their votes, than the Dems bring in as many boxes as needed from their strongholds. But this time, something went wrong. I don't doubt Trump was ready to challenge Michigan because of that.
Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (XCZO6)

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Maybe President Trump should announce he will demand a recount in the Blue States regardless if he wins or loses and no mater the margin, and that he has a $200 million dollar fund to do so.

Would that scare the Democrats into playing it straight?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (+0uDE)

507 454 Have you noticed the level of delusion out there? Some of them actually believe what they're saying. They're like those weirdoes who committed mass suicide in order to ride Comet Hale-Bopp to heaven.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (13CQC)



Whoa now, at least Heaven's Gate had the courage of there convictions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (vN4+Q)

508 Remember last week? The fake tweet from the fake reporter who heard the fake conversation between the fake Republicans. "I thought this was about a server in Ukraine! I had no idea!"

The idea that we know less about what the left is talking about than what they know what we're talking about is patently absurd. We get their messaging everywhere. They actively block out ours.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January



Yeah, they have the cultural high ground, which means that we are inundated with their messaging but they hear none of ours.

Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (HALdu)

509 "What does CNN do now, call for assassins?"

Don't encourage them.
Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 31, 2020 02:25 PM (Nl8Cj)

Boy, it would be REALLY AWFUL if SOMEONE, driven to desperation by the EVIL ORANGE MAN, decided to take matters INTO HIS OWN HANDS for the GOOD OF THE COUNTRY!

Posted by: CNN at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (H5ZlJ)

510
The only thing I can think of was it was some sort of pacifier for the far left of the party, who was threatening the leadership, impeach or get the boot. Nancy decided to sacrifice the country to keep her job another year or so.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (+DS2f)



Yeah, pretty much this. They expected Trump to fight to keep the phone call a confidential. But they were already committed by that time and couldn't back out without a major risk to many getting primaried by AOC clones.

Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (Z7lwY)

511 >>>Remember last week? The fake tweet from the fake reporter who heard the fake conversation between the fake Republicans. "I thought this was about a server in Ukraine! I had no idea!"


I think the better GOPers are simply not talking to the MSM anymore. So, these clowns make things up.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (AFSld)

512 485

here, read this sub thread

https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/
1223320039920631808

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (G546f)

513 USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (0OmEj)
~~~~~

Prayers for your bride, USNtakim.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (sGotD)

514 And Klobuchar. They should not be allowed to participate because they are running against him.

The first thing the Senate should have done, number one task, should have been a formal request that anyone running for president recuse themselves from the proceedings of trying to remove their opponent from office. If they did not, then immediately vote to remove them from the process.

The fact that they are participating is absolutely shocking and incredible. The very concept of recusing was invented for THIS EXACT KIND OF SITUATION

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (KZzsI)

515 If Nancy Palsi had any common sense, she would bring the hammer down on her lunatic base, and shake up her leadership cadre. Booting Schiff and Nadler off their committees for the complete fuck up of an impeachment would be a start.


But, her party has left her, and their TDS consumes them.


And, they are honestly stupid.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (ufFY8)

516 These are the kinds of mistakes one makes when you live in completely closed bubble of information, and you have no clue as to what objective "truth" is. Remember how Everyone on their side screeched in Unison how Powerful and Compelling Adam Schiff was, especially when he said he had Absolutely Proved that Trump was Guilty? they really, really believed that.

I have harped on a them for years now, that the Dem's complete control of the MSM and social media is, in fact, their greatest weakness. We know everything they think and plan. They have not one clue about us, because they refuse to look or listen. That's not how you win battles - just ask Sun Tzu.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (Kpl3J)

Tom Servo - genius.

It explains how we keep winning. They also think we are stupid and evil. because of that they must fight everywhere always, and they assume they will easily win. Thing is you dissipate your forces trying to fight everywhere, and you constantly underestimate your enemy, never bringing the weapons to bear.

Our mistake is we never go for the kill. We just bloody their noses and head to the bar. Next day they are right back at us. the new conservative motto needs to be "Finish Him!"

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (+DS2f)

517 Mitt Romney to vote 'yes' on Harvey Weinstein's vagina

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

518 I have a Friend who has Leukemia & the Chemo Pill is 500 $ a Fucking PILL!!! 500$

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (BqBId)

519 God that Warren is a nasty bitch

Posted by: rammajamma at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (SwWMX)

520 Seriously, he made that claim on the Senate Floor.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:29 PM (Kpl3J)
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He sure did. Then Sekulow got up and said oh, foreign collusion is okay if you purchase it? Good to know.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (9hyT5)

521 No, the Obamas still live in the U.S.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (AFSld)

Are you sure?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (Idlcg)

522 474 Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (vN4+Q)
********
PGH is Fucked But the surrounding area is fine for the most part. The County I live in Westmoreland is right next to Allegheny County Where PGH. is & it has voted for GWB, Shitstain McCain & Shit Romney & went overwhelmingly for PDT
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani



I grew up in New Castle. They just elected there first GOP Mayor in over a century. He's a black guy too.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (vN4+Q)

523 unless maybe a monkey fucked the bat before it got turned into soup

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (G546f)

524 it isn't gay if the alien giving you a spaceship handy is hermaphroditic.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (r34lf)

525 Oh sure one week for our witnesses is all we ask
Zoe

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (ZCEU2)

526 Whoa! Hold the phone people!

BREAKING: Fmr Sen Flake just called in...he's a definite a "yes" with a banana up his ass!

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (32YRo)

527 BREAKING: in an extremely graphic testimony, rape accuser JessicaMann admits she had a nonforceful oral sexual relationship and that when she saw HarveyWeinstein naked: "I thought he was deformed and intersex(..) "he does not have testicles and it appears he has a vagina

Did she see him naked before or after the she performed non-forceful/voluntary oral sex?

So, Weinstein ,now has to either offer photos or drop pants to disprove her testimony?

Posted by: Alice McD at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (E+yET)

528 479 OT- Just talked with my Wife. Cigna finally approved her infusion drugs (very expensive) and her preferred infusion center (also expensive). Not the same drug they had her on. Only a month and a half late. Lets pray the new drug works.
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM

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Prayers up for your lovely missus, USNtakim. I do hope her new meds work well!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (JoUsr)

529 Murkowski also a no on make-up and attractiveness in general.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (4e+hS)

530 441 I was in the POOL!

Posted by: Harvey Weinstein at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (pRcgz)

LOL!

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (cF8AT)

531 Boy, it would be REALLY AWFUL if SOMEONE, driven to desperation by the EVIL ORANGE MAN, decided to take matters INTO HIS OWN HANDS for the GOOD OF THE COUNTRY!
Posted by: CNN


I can honestly see someone on MSNBC saying "if only there were some brave patriot who could save us all from this president, who could Lincoln the man and clear the way to rebuild from the tattered remains of democracy!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (KZzsI)

532 517 Mitt Romney to vote 'yes' on Harvey Weinstein's vagina
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 02:31 PM (oVJmc)

Yeah, boy, what else has Mitt done on Harvey Weinstein's vagina?

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (RD7QR)

533 Whoa now, at least Heaven's Gate had the courage of there convictions.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (vN4+Q)

We'd all be better off if the Dems took this option. I'd be willing to fund new pairs of Nike sneakers for them from the Treasury.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (j3npP)

534 Everyone on cable has the face of a child who got socks for Christmas.

Like Romney's face when he walked out the door after PDT's job interview.



Priceless.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:33 PM (q0qV7)

535 But, her party has left her, and their TDS consumes them.


And, they are honestly stupid.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt



Yes. It's becoming apparent that the Republicans are no longer the Stupid Party.

I think we can retire that one now.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (QLPEO)

536 According to the DC< the Mar A Lago story is true, Two in custody after breaching security. POTUS is to arrive this evening.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (AFSld)

537 Is our long national nightmare over ?
Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (Idlcg)
---
You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed.

"Not quite," says her cadaverous lips.

You scream.

(credits roll)

Posted by: Mikey Gloomberg at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (DuZls)

538 Been busy - why is this Zoe woman blathering on about extensions? It's over. They can't believe they can't keep this going.

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (Xvo1a)

539 >>Our mistake is we never go for the kill. We just bloody their noses and head to the bar. Next day they are right back at us. the new conservative motto needs to be "Finish Him!"

Republicans don't know how to win. I will teach them.

- Donald Trump

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (ZLI7S)

540 I kept saying there would be no impeachment because I honestly did not think the Democrats were that stupid. I thought they knew how to play the game better than this.

But I think they've been so immersed in only one side and certain the other side is lying that they honestly really believe that the president is a criminal monster who has to be removed from office or a great legal and moral outrage has occurred.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

541 The aid to Ukraine didn't stop long enough for anything to happen, it all goes towards Biden

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (ZCEU2)

542 ""Given the partisan nature of this impeachment from the very beginning and throughout, I have come to the conclusion that there will be no fair trial in the Senate. "

Like that's supposed to be from an ally???

Primary her asap

Posted by: Yid at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (3rMal)

543 523 unless maybe a monkey fucked the bat before it got turned into soup
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:32 PM (G546f)

It's not good to be judgey.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (RD7QR)

544 Prayers USNtakim

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (CLteG)

545 Maybe President Trump should announce he will demand a recount in the Blue States regardless if he wins or loses and no mater the margin, and that he has a $200 million dollar fund to do so. 

Would that scare the Democrats into playing it straight?

Posted by: rd at January 31, 2020 02:30 PM (+0uDE)

Hell no. They would know that they're invincible in their strongholds, and the illegal alien voting is at full blast. What I mean is Trump knocking over cars full of ballots, investigating retirement homes, etc. I strongly suspect he's aware of the tricks and knows how to combat them. He'll lose the popular vote, but he doesn't give a shit and neither do I.

Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (XCZO6)

546 Actress Says 'Deformed' Weinstein Raped Her After Using Penile Injection...

He Doesn't Have Testicles?

'Do you like my big fat Jewish d*ck?'

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Well, it's no shall I compare thee to a summer's day?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (+y/Ru)

547 "You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed. "

I wonder if Clark Ashton Smith ever wrote a story about that.

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (r34lf)

548 Dom Giordano on 1210am thought this morning this is going to the wee hours tonight

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (ZCEU2)

549 Primary her asap
Posted by: Yid at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (3rMal)

IIRC they did and she ran as a write in and won.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (H5ZlJ)

550 "Aside from the fact that the Times is like a street whore - without shame..."


I think you should expect a stern letter from the Street Whore's Union.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020


*
*

If you could take a poll, I think you'd find the street whores' patrons had higher customer satisfaction. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (Ejm1K)

551 unless maybe a monkey fucked the bat before it got turned into soup

Chinese batmonkey hybrids, passing out Coronas...total chaos.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (q0qV7)

552 Like Romney's face when he walked out the door after PDT's job interview.

Trump: No, I do not want you to be my Secretary of State. I would sooner hire the rat that gnaws on what's left of your integrity in the bottom of a septic tank than you for any job in my administration, you backstabbing piece of sanctimonious warthog feces. Get out.

Romney (thinking): I will make him pay for this some day!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (KZzsI)

553 541
The aid to Ukraine didn't stop long enough for anything to happen, it all goes towards Biden

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (ZCEU2)

That's what all of this is about? Crackhead Biden missed out on an extortion check?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (1CjJc)

554 540 I kept saying there would be no impeachment because I honestly did not think the Democrats were that stupid. I thought they knew how to play the game better than this.

But I think they've been so immersed in only one side and certain the other side is lying that they honestly really believe that the president is a criminal monster who has to be removed from office or a great legal and moral outrage has occurred.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

Negative. This was a purely covering ploy. Soooo many peoples with hands in the cookie jar.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (CLteG)

555 -
--

Is our long national nightmare over ?

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (Idlcg)

---

You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed.



"Not quite," says her cadaverous lips.



You scream.



(credits roll)


Posted by: Mikey Gloomberg at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM

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Ugh. I seriously got chills.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

556 You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed.

"Not quite," says her cadaverous lips.

You scream.

(credits roll)
Posted by: Mikey Gloomberg



That sequel is gonna suck.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (QLPEO)

557 They choose poorly.

Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (jruDi)

558 "You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed. "

I wonder if Clark Ashton Smith ever wrote a story about that.


"I almost did but it was too horrible for even me to contemplate"
--HP Lovecraft

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (KZzsI)

559 Godspeed to Mrs. USNtakim.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (1CjJc)

560 540 I kept saying there would be no impeachment because I honestly did not think the Democrats were that stupid. I thought they knew how to play the game better than this.

But I think they've been so immersed in only one side and certain the other side is lying that they honestly really believe that the president is a criminal monster who has to be removed from office or a great legal and moral outrage has occurred.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (KZzsI)

=======

Nancy should have gone with a censure vote.

No one would remember it, and everyone could have moved on to the healthcare messaging that helped the win the House in 2018.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (zZbCU)

561 Also late to this party --

Murk wrote:
"It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice. I will not stand for nor support that effort. We have already degraded this institution for partisan political benefit, and I will not enable those who wish to pull down another."

She's on-target there. The Dems would like nothing better than to get Roberts to make rulings on Executive Privilege, then have PDT's defense go to SCOTUS if they disagree with Roberts. The Dems would pressure Roberts to recuse from the SCOTUS case, meaning there'd likely be a 4-4 decision, letting a Senate trial ruling by Roberts stand.

Maybe I'm wandering into crazy conspiracy land here, but I'll bet my new car that the Dems have gamed-out all the possible legal scenarios, and have developed a Senate-Roberts-SCOTUS legal attack plan they believe will be a winner, if they can get the witnesses Pandora's Box opened.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (AMIL/)

562 These Dems are boooooorrrrrrrring.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (9hyT5)

563 I swear, Kamala Harris is always high.


Chuck Schumer scolds Kamala Harris for messing around at impeachment press conference
https://tinyurl.com/t385bd9

small video clip
Check out her face once he scolds her.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (vEIlU)

564 That's it. I'm a Chinese BatMonkey passing out Coronas for Halloween. Too soon?

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 31, 2020 02:37 PM (CLteG)

565 There really ought to be a procedure the Senate can apply to impeachments coming out of the partisan loons in this House of Reps, a "boy who cried 'wolf' so many times, we don't listen to him" determination which states pre-emptively that any impeachment process coming from Pelosi, Schiff and Nadler will be deemed frivolous and will be dimissed automatically.

Posted by: Skrapheap at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (JWRqp)

566 -
--
Chinese batmonkey hybrids, passing out Coronas...total chaos.


Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM

-------------------

Perhaps the answer is hidden in The Wizard Of Oz.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (pMGkg)

567 "You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed. "

I wonder if Clark Ashton Smith ever wrote a story about that.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020


*
*

H.P. Lovecraft himself would never have touched the subject. (Or Nancy, or pretty much any woman. I think I read that he got married, the marriage was never consummated and was annulled, and he stayed away from that sort of stuff forevermore.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (Ejm1K)

568 According to the DC< the Mar A Lago story is true, Two in custody after breaching security. POTUS is to arrive this evening.

--

I dunno, maybe it's just me. But you'd have to be an awfully stoopid, stoopid individual to think you could start shooting up Maralago to get at Trump or some such stunt...and not get caught BIGLY. Hope they get sent up the river and do hard time.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (JoUsr)

569 I want Trump to win and then launch a thousand lawsuits against precincts with funky numbers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (zZbCU)

570 The democrats are like someone who buys an ad on TV, then watches TV, sees their own ad, and thinks, "I really must be someone important because I'm on TV."

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (+DS2f)

571 555
-
--


Is our long national nightmare over ?


Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 02:27 PM (Idlcg)


---


You wake up next to Nancy Pelosi in bed.


"Not quite," says her cadaverous lips.



You scream.



(credits roll)




Posted by: Mikey Gloomberg at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM

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Ugh. I seriously got chills.



Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (pMGkg)

I have this recurring nightmare. Every morning, I wake up screaming thinking the mob is after me.

Posted by: Mathew Broderick at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (1CjJc)

572 God that Warren is a nasty bitch

-
She became bitter when the white eyes destroyed the buffalo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (+y/Ru)

573 IIRC they did and she ran as a write in and won.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (H5ZlJ)

Her family owns that senate seat. They're like the Kennedys of Alaska. Or the Clintons you might say. As in they have a ALOT of power and influence and if you're smart and live there you don't cross them. The whole write in thing was completely shady. Google it.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (iAwUQ)

574 thank God

Trump's counsel up shortly

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (vEIlU)

575 Everything you don't do that the Democrats want is a crisis to the country or planet

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (ZCEU2)

576 If the media was neutral and took you side, it would mean something. if the media is just a bunch of apple polishers...

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (+DS2f)

577 This just in from the Dems
Trump showers in the nude! Regularly


Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (FsgBK)

578 Perhaps the answer is hidden in The Wizard Of Oz.

Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (pMGkg)

Mypretties Disease

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (U9Qbt)

579 The infusions in the past have been 15 to 20K. Two months and we get to out of pocket max for the year. We pay 20%. After that insurance pays 100%. Drug companies offset a good portion too.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (0OmEj)

580 Reports out there that Schumer and Turtle have agreed to take a final vote on Wednesday.

If true, Trump should say "oh, okay, if that's what you think is best. In that case, I'll hold the SOTU address in AT&T Stadium in Dallas on Tuesday night then. First 100,000 attendees into the building get a big beautiful new red MAGA hat!"

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (NiXyF)

581 Trump released a statement that this meeting never happened

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (6XlcD)

582 A nightmare is being on a pub crawl

and Schitts is your wingman

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (rpxSz)

583 I ought to go get my laundry in I didn't do yesterday

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (ZCEU2)

584 "Remember, a point the Democrats keep pushing is that unless you vote for witnesses, then we'll just keep dribbling out negative story after negative story, and this will never be over for you."


I'm sure the voting public will be thrilled by this.
sarc/

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (hLRSq)

585 What gets me is the "dig up dirt on his political opponents" line. Isn't that open to interpretation?
Where in the telephone transcript--the real one, not the one in Schiff's balloon head--does Trump say, "Hey, I want you to dig up dirt on Biden?"

And yet it's repeated and now etched in stone.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:40 PM (CqE5x)

586 I dunno, maybe it's just me. But you'd have to be an awfully stoopid, stoopid individual to think you could start shooting up Maralago to get at Trump or some such stunt

It sounds like it might have been just incidental that they crashed Mar-A-Lago, if it started with some dumb bim dancing on top of a car and a police chase as I read.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (KZzsI)

587 Viruses don't reproduce with other viruses. The only way HIV DNA got into that Coronavirus is if somebody put it in there.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (J+mig)

588 What is really amazing is that Schiff is whinging about the 'unfairness' of the Senate 'trial', but is completely tone deaf to the fact that their impeachment was absurdly one-sided.
They really believe their lying words.

I sit here boggled.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

589 >>Perhaps the answer is hidden in The Wizard Of Oz.

Poppieeeees

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

590 The idea that we know less about what the left is talking about than what they know what we're talking about is patently absurd. We get their messaging everywhere. They actively block out ours.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January

And once again, it's classic projection. Over and over again, they accuse us of what is actually true about them. That is turning out be the truth in, literally, almost every claim they make, especially "Fascist!!!"

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (Kpl3J)

591 440 It wasn't Warren, it was Kamala Harris. She forced the Chief Justice to read a question that had a lie in it and referenced the Access Hollywood tape. Total asshole move.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (+DS2f)

Both Warren and Harris sent in offensive questions.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (M5wRT)

592 thank God

Trump's counsel up shortly
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (vEIlU)

Have Biden's tape running in the background with the sound off as they present their closing statements.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (U9Qbt)

593 Oh, and Schiff is fantasizing again.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (ufFY8)

594 an hour ago

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_
·
1h
BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)

595 536
According to the DC< the Mar A Lago story is true, Two in custody after breaching security. POTUS is to arrive this evening.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM (AFSld)

_________

The Left really, really wants to inspire more James Hodgkinsons ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (km8Y2)

596 I have this recurring nightmare. Every morning, I wake up screaming thinking the mob is after me.
Posted by: Mathew Broderick at January 31, 2020 02:39 PM (1CjJc)

Okay, this one took me a few moments.

Jazz Hands!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 31, 2020 02:42 PM (xPJvm)

597 593 Oh, and Schiff is fantasizing again.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (ufFY

==========

How many times does AOC have to say no to him?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:42 PM (zZbCU)

598 Got my Trump 2020 flag today. Perfect timing.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 31, 2020 02:42 PM (fRgt5)

599 Reports out there that Schumer and Turtle have agreed to take a final vote on Wednesday.
----------------------------------------------------------------------

What leaky bombshell are the Democrats expecting to drop before Wednesday?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:42 PM (CqE5x)

600 571 - got a LOL from me on that one

Posted by: PabloD at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (+HNa2)

601 These funkin' clowns are like the idiot that ordered McD's coffee, spills the coffee and then sues McD's for hot coffee.

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (DB16e)

602 600!

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (0OmEj)

603 589 >>Perhaps the answer is hidden in The Wizard Of Oz.

Poppieeeees
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (ZLI7S)

J. Straw with the drug ref.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (M5wRT)

604
Any Democrats voting no on witnesses?

Posted by: Rutabaga at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (LilNs)

605 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

1h
BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)

WHY??

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (CqE5x)

606 I wish to God that SOMEONE would get in front of a camera to point out that Trump only asked that the investigation that had been going on be restarted and the potential election interference be added to the investigation.
Trump DID NOT ask for a predetermined outcome.
The investigation could just as easily exonerated Trump's political rival and removed that cloud of doubt caused by his public comments.

But the Democrats, by their own protestations make it plainly clear that they know Biden was dirty.
Now why is it wrong for Trump to reveal a real crime of this magnitude?

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (P+Ru9)

607 Why until Wednesday? NOW!! assholes!
Maybe firebombing the Senate is not such a bad idea.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (CLteG)

608 594. It is not really "extended." The rules that were passed allow for votes, debate on those voting subjects, closing arguments, and senators having the ability to speak. So, it is not an extension, as much as it is just a maximizing of the time allotted.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (JRaU+)

609 Reports out there that Schumer and Turtle have agreed to take a final vote on Wednesday.

Who gives a crap what Schumer thinks about it? Anyway the reports are just rumors

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (KZzsI)

610 So then instead of blowing the whistle, John Bolton was a willing co-conspirator until such time as an advanced copy of his whistle-blowing could be found on Amazon for $29.95?

He's full of shit as a Christmas goose.

In a just world he'd be getting gang raped by MS-13 members in a maximum security prison while awaiting trial for treason.

Instead he's just another rich dickhead with a gay pornstache.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (YA914)

611
What's this?

Racial Maddow told her tin-foil hat wearing viewers that the Russians were going to shut off their electricity in the middle of Winter?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip

Da! We steal to power massive vodka still! Is most cromulent, as you say!
Posted by: Random Sinister Russian


That sounds like a Rick and Bullwinkle story.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (aKsyK)

612 594
an hour ago



Paul Sperry

@paulsperry_


1h

BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)

________


Of what year -- 2024?

Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (km8Y2)

613 What leaky bombshell are the Democrats expecting to drop before Wednesday?


SOTU gets bumped. Losers puff out their chests and claim victory.

Posted by: Beefy Meatball at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (fRgt5)

614 What leaky bombshell are the Democrats expecting to drop before Wednesday?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:42 PM (CqE5x)

They're still coordinating the mobs for Republican senators' homes.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (H5ZlJ)

615 Yes. It's becoming apparent that the Republicans are no longer the Stupid Party.



I think we can retire that one now.


*Paging McConnell, Senator McConnell to the white Stupid Party phone...*



BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY


One day beyond the SOTU. Turtle stills gets his FU to PDT.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (q0qV7)

616 The Left really, really wants to inspire more James Hodgkinsons ...
___________

Not really.

We're trying to inspire somebody with much better aim!

Posted by: The Left at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (k4dH2)

617 So, a woman can describe her partner's equipment in detail, experienced during a consensual sexual act and then the partner has to do what to disprove the testimony?
Hope guys in that position are as tough and fight back like, Trump, does.

Posted by: Alice McD at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (E+yET)

618 It's funny that Democrats think they are the only ones in possession of damaging evidence.

The difference being that the stuff Trump has is real.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:45 PM (ZLI7S)

619 Schiff:
the documents in all their whore will come out.

he said whore.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 02:45 PM (hmgiv)

620 It wasn't Warren, it was Kamala Harris. She forced the Chief Justice to read a question that had a lie in it and referenced the Access Hollywood tape. Total asshole move.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (+DS2f)

Robert's should have known better than to read the pussytape question.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:45 PM (CqE5x)

621 Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (P+Ru9)

That's why Alexander's statement really pissed me off even if he's voting no on witnesses.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 02:45 PM (U9Qbt)

622 Dejavu all over again....but we had a happy ending with Kavanaugh.

Posted by: runner at January 31, 2020 02:45 PM (lykRh)

623 Both Warren and Harris sent in offensive questions.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (M5wRT)

And yet, good ol' John Roberts read them right off.
*spit*

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 31, 2020 02:45 PM (CLteG)

624 594 an hour ago

Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)

This is stupid. It just gives them time to pull something out of their asses.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (RD7QR)

625 620 It wasn't Warren, it was Kamala Harris. She forced the Chief Justice to read a question that had a lie in it and referenced the Access Hollywood tape. Total asshole move.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 31, 2020 02:24 PM (+DS2f)

Robert's should have known better than to read the pussytape question.
Posted by: JoeF.



Robert's read it because he know's what he is doing. He's a PoS.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (vN4+Q)

626 Dan Bongino @dbongino
6m
Let me let you in on a little secret - media hacks already know this impeachment sham is a coordinated distraction to bury the massive corruption scandal sitting right under their noses, and involving the Bidens. They know about Biden and it's worse than you've been led to believe.


hmm, wonder what bongino knows

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (vEIlU)

627 This is stupid. It just gives them time to pull something out of their asses.

Which they will

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (6XlcD)

628 Racial Maddow told her tin-foil hat wearing viewers that the Russians were going to shut off their electricity in the middle of Winter?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (u+zQ1)

So, they're not stealing our Purity of Essence from our precious bodily fluids and instead going for some micky mouse electricity theft caper?

Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (32YRo)

629 Paul Sperry
@paulsperry_

1h
BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)

WHY??
Posted by: JoeF


Because Cocaine Mitch can fuck this up fast enough.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (7D3tC)

630 This is stupid. It just gives them time to pull something out of their asses.
Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian



It's just the Kavanaugh playbook all over again.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (QLPEO)

631 What's the over under on how much time the white house counsel uses? I'm going with 51 minutes.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 31, 2020 02:47 PM (FsgBK)

632 587 Viruses don't reproduce with other viruses. The only way HIV DNA got into that Coronavirus is if somebody put it in there.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (J+mig)

People are in denial with what we are dealing with.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:47 PM (oesln)

633 >>hmm, wonder what bongino knows

Pretty much what I've been saying for the last year+.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

634 The official line in DC is there are no exonerations on Weds.

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 02:47 PM (rpxSz)

635 They got socks? Lucky sonsuvbitches.
Should be happy they didn't get anthrax.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:47 PM (v0R5T)

636 624; and they will. Turtle knows this.

Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (ONvIw)

637 Do they each get two hours?
Yeah, PDT's defense team will be 63 minutes if that is true.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (ufFY8)

638 JFC how many more times do we have to listen to Schiff make shit up?

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (Xvo1a)

639 1h
BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)

WHY??
Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (CqE5x)

If this is true - and I'm not saying it is - then the timeline could be, Senate votes against new witnesses tonight, takes the weekend off, allows Monday and Tuesday for individual Senators to make 10 minute statements (ie, cut campaign ads for November) and then the final vote on Wednesday.
Giving the Senators time to talk takes up 1000 minutes, that's a bit over 16 hours. 2 days.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (Kpl3J)

640 This is stupid. It just gives them time to pull something out of their asses.

I agree, but they are Senators so talking and wasting time while doing as little work as possible is their job and reason for living.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (KZzsI)

641
BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY

One day beyond the SOTU. Turtle stills gets his FU to PDT.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (q0qV7)

They are doing this to prevent Trump from gloating--and to ensure he doesn't INSULT ANY OF CONGRESS CRITTERS BEFORE THE VOTE.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (CqE5x)

642 633 >>hmm, wonder what bongino knows

Pretty much what I've been saying for the last year+.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:47 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

That weed is good and this place called Rhode Island is a state?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (zZbCU)

643 It's just the Kavanaugh playbook all over again.
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (QLPEO)

I heard-- on the Internet, so, massive truckload of grains of salt-- that during the Kavanaugh hearing 1400 women called the FBI to report Kavanaugh raped them.

One wonders where he found time to sleep, eat or work.

Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (H5ZlJ)

644 Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:43 PM (CqE5x)
*********
SOTU Speech Tuesday

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (BqBId)

645 629
Paul Sperry

@paulsperry_



1h

BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (vEIlU)



WHY??

Posted by: JoeF

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To fuck with the Iowa primary and taint the State of Union address.
No, seriously.
That's why.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (P+Ru9)

646 The Donald can just keep delaying the SOTU if these are the reindeer games Schumer is playing.

Trump will beat Chucky Chuckles ever damn time.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (QLPEO)

647 The only way HIV DNA got into that Coronavirus is if somebody put it in there.

In theory it could have mutated but that is on the extremely, crazy unlikely scale of things"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (KZzsI)

648 And MH is right. This is the Kavanaugh script, like they wrote it out as a screenplay beforehand. They had a decision tree, they had their leaks lined up, they played it out like they were filming a movie (which they are, in a sense). They got their asterisk by Trump's name. Their problem now is that the people who matter don't care.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

This is why Pelosi waited almost three weeks to send this to the Senate. Schiff and Nadler and their band of loser lawyers who barely passed the bar were writing up the script, designing the schedule and arranging for the "insurance policy" of Bolton in case they were not persuasive enough. This was a mini version of the Ukraine farce itself.
Last night after Collins posted her statement on Twitter, I clicked on it and read through the comments. For every comment blasting her, saying they would not vote for her reelection, there was another post praising her, and thanking her for being the only honest Republican. People were clamoring to hear from Pompeo, Mulvaney, and Bolton. There are a lot of dimwits out there who believe Biden and son did absolutely nothing wrong and Trump was so afraid of Biden, that he concocted this entire plan to discredit Biden , possibly have him arrested, with Pompeop and Mulvaney, Guiliani and the Ukranians, whom he threatened with no money if they didn't play along.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (PDFnL)

649 The Kamala video above proves that California has an octogenarian Senator who may or may not have her faculties and one who is mentally still in high school. And Schiff, Swalwell, Lofgren and Pelosialso reppin. Whack City.

Posted by: rammajamma at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (SwWMX)

650 One day beyond the SOTU. Turtle stills gets his FU to PDT.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 02:44 PM (q0qV7)
*******
GOOD LORD he was coordinating the Impeachment Trial with the WH

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (BqBId)

651 643 I heard-- on the Internet, so, massive truckload of grains of salt-- that during the Kavanaugh hearing 1400 women called the FBI to report Kavanaugh raped them.

One wonders where he found time to sleep, eat or work.
Posted by: Vanya at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (H5ZlJ)

=========

Women never lie about rape.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:49 PM (zZbCU)

652 I heard-- on the Internet, so, massive truckload of grains of salt-- that during the Kavanaugh hearing 1400 women called the FBI to report Kavanaugh raped them.

Those are rookie numbers dude

Posted by: Gengis Khan at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (KUaJL)

653 Racial Maddow told her tin-foil hat wearing viewers that the Russians were going to shut off their electricity in the middle of Winter?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip

Da! We steal to power massive vodka still! Is most cromulent, as you say!
Posted by: Random Sinister Russian

That sounds like a Rick and Bullwinkle story.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020


*
*

[William Conrad voice:]

Leonardo DiCaprio as Rocky and Jerry Nadler as Bullwinkle in "ShamPeachment; or, The Horn Bloviates at Midnight!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (Ejm1K)

654 I think it was a Chinese biolab accident
not deliberate release

explains their oh shit reaction to it

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (G546f)

655 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_

Because Barr and Durham cannot assume Trump will be reelected, they know they have only a 10-month, 12-month max, window to get their arms around and prosecute an enormous public corruption/criminal conspiracy scandal. Expect the first perp walks by summer, if not sooner.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (vEIlU)

656 638 JFC how many more times do we have to listen to Schiff make shit up?
Posted by: jhawk90 at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (Xvo1a)

The mute button is your friend.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (M5wRT)

657 Is anyone in the Horde not aware of what a miserable traitorous cocksucker John Roberts is? And the gift from Chimpy McHitlerburon that won't stop dry anally raping us?

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (y7DUB)

658 Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 02:22 PM (vN4+Q)

********

PGH is Fucked But the surrounding area is fine for the most part.
The County I live in Westmoreland is right next to Allegheny County
Where PGH. is it has voted for GWB, Shitstain McCain Shit
Romney went overwhelmingly for PDT
-----------Armstrong County here. Most of western PA is OK, except for Pittsburgh up through maybe Cranberry Township.

Posted by: Pennsyltucky at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (jbwND)

659 15 minute recess.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (M5wRT)

660 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)

661 I want to see some Dem Senator say, "I am voting against calling witnesses and I am announcing that Monday I will be joining the Republican Party since my former party has shown that it does not have the best interests of the nation at heart."

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (ExV1e)

662 Dan Bongino @dbongino
6m
Let me let you in on a little secret - media hacks already know this impeachment sham is a coordinated distraction to bury the massive corruption scandal sitting right under their noses, and involving the Bidens. They know about Biden and it's worse than you've been led to believe.


hmm, wonder what bongino knows
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (vEIlU)

Tune into my podcast and find out!

Posted by: Dan Bongino at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (CqE5x)

663 sounds like Ding said the Indian paper jumped to conclusions, and that this needed to be replicated in lab.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:28 PM (vEIlU)

Yes. It does need to be replicated (although the paper says they used publicly available sequence data for all their analyses) . Also have to be sure they used the appropriate null model ( seemingly comprehensive but would have to check and may be something hinky there). Shouldn't be hard to replicate.

But holy fucking shit, batman, if true.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (CPk08)

664 Soon.

Posted by: Satan at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (1CjJc)

665 So once you get this bioweapon, it's with you if/when you recover and can probably still spread it.

SMFH

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (oesln)

666 655 Paul Sperry @paulsperry_

Because Barr and Durham cannot assume Trump will be reelected, they know they have only a 10-month, 12-month max, window to get their arms around and prosecute an enormous public corruption/criminal conspiracy scandal. Expect the first perp walks by summer, if not sooner.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (vEIlU)

========

This aligns with something Barr said a few months ago, that Durham's investigative work would be done by late spring/early summer.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (zZbCU)

667 It's just the Kavanaugh playbook all over again.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (QLPEO)

Dems are scouring the beaches for friends.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (ufFY8)

668 Ace must be cooking again.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (9hyT5)

669 Anything printed in the NYT is unverifiable hearsay.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (oVJmc)

Or verifiable heresy.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (LxWV7)

670
CNBC is saying that senators are now negotiating the end of the impeachment trial

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (Un9AW)

671 I think it was a Chinese biolab accident
not deliberate release


That's my supposition as well. Of course its not exactly beyond the Chinese based on their history, to release it on purpose to test it out, as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (KZzsI)

672 5 minute recess.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (M5wRT)

Does the Senate have a playground? Will Murk and Collins play hopscotch?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (CqE5x)

673 Cocaine Mitch sure lives up to his name!

Posted by: Lisa the Snowblower at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (tVQUs)

674 >>This aligns with something Barr said a few months ago, that Durham's investigative work would be done by late spring/early summer.

AKA stating the obvious.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (ZLI7S)

675 They're not "about to lose completely" though. That happens in November.

The violence will start soon, and will carry until November. So will the attempts on the President.

Stay safe and sane, everybody.

Posted by: Chris W at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (P7iDO)

676 15 minute recess.

-
Hopscotch everyone!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (+y/Ru)

677 Posted by: Dan Bongino at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (CqE5x)

Big if true.

Hi, Dan!

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (NiXyF)

678 670
CNBC is saying that senators are now negotiating the end of the impeachment trial

Silly me... I thought we were in charge of the Senate

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (6XlcD)

679 540 I kept saying there would be no impeachment because I honestly did not think the Democrats were that stupid. I thought they knew how to play the game better than this.

But I think they've been so immersed in only one side and certain the other side is lying that they honestly really believe that the president is a criminal monster who has to be removed from office or a great legal and moral outrage has occurred.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:34 PM


I assumed it was a few of the Big Money donors decided it gets done or they stop writing checks. Lose a few active billionaires and everybody's grift goes out the window.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (Wm5SB)

680 John Bolton saved me from gang rape by Donald Trump and William Barr at a college fraternity party.

Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (NVYyb)

681 Already mentioned?

Just like a vague anonymous tip to Sheldon Whitehouse's office about seeing Kavanaugh rape someone in a boat, crackpot E. Jean Carroll announced she found the dress, had it tested and now Trump MUST submit a DNA sample toot-sweet!!
https://tinyurl.com/whrun49

She's doing God's work according to the twitter wine moms who've replied to her announcement.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (bDqIh)

682 595 The Left really, really wants to inspire more James Hodgkinsons ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,106 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (km8Y2)

Or possibly more Stephen Paddocks.

Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (UnA8+)

683 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)


I haven't pissed on how he handled this.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

684 I suspect Mitch would prefer this to be wrapped up by Tuesday. He could allow all the Senators time to speak and still be done by then if he has them work on Saturday.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (Kpl3J)

685 Do you need a new staffer, Joe? I think you'll find I can reach all of your voters...

Posted by: Katie Hill (D-CA, because of course) at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (jyVW0)

686 Bolton , politics aside, must be an incredible asshole

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (iXtjc)

687 Posted by: Dan Bongino at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (CqE5x)

Big if true.

Hi, Dan!
Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (NiXyF)


See, this sort of things happen when you don't search for the hash before posting.

Hi, Joe!

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (NiXyF)

688 659 15 minute recess..

Conversion to reality: double and subtract 4

26 minute recess.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (FsgBK)

689 How much is HIV medicine in our country since there are reports China has been using it in theirs for treatment?
Ike I said, if this thing doesnt kill you, the treatment and hospital bills will drown you in debt killing you.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (oesln)

690 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly

No he didn't.

he should have had a vote on removing active presidential candidates from the decisionmaking. He should not allow extended time. He should have had an immediate vote to just table the thing as nonsensical trash that was unconstitutional. He should be removing "yes" votes on the witness from committee positions. He did not do this perfectly by any stretch of the imagination.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

691 632
587 Viruses don't reproduce with other viruses. The only way HIV DNA got into that Coronavirus is if somebody put it in there.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 02:41 PM (J+mig)

Not quite. Viruses can swap sequences if co-infection occurs. But this paper is saying that the spike proteins were changed multiple times in such a way as to facilitate human tropism in a bat virus. Which is pretty fucking unlikely, if true.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (CPk08)

692 If Schiff ever became President, the things he would do to his political opponents enemies, using the power of the Presidency, would make what PDT's accused of look like a nursery school prank.

Posted by: Gref at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (AMIL/)

693 Tune into my podcast and find out!

Posted by: Dan Bongino at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (CqE5x)

Biden corruption. My new favorite subject. I'll be there!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (NVYyb)

694 In the SOTU El Jefe should talk about hILLRY refusing to accept subpoenas from the Gabbard lawsuit.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

695 683 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)

I haven't pissed on how he handled this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB


Was not talking about you

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (iXtjc)

696 Tell the voices in your head To Shut The Fuck Up.

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (hmgiv)

697 540 "I kept saying there would be no impeachment because I honestly did not think the Democrats were that stupid."


Whenever you think the democrats have reached a level of stupidity that can't be possible, think of Otis Mathis.

Otis was the Detroit School Board President in 2010.

He was functionally illiterate, but nobody cared until he pulled his dick out and masturbated for 20 minutes while having a meeting with female staffer. She said it was his normal behavior but she tried to ignore it most times. Today, he's the president and CEO of "Citizens with Challenges".

Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (U6f/q)

698 Game over, Man! Game over!
Now on to the next show.

Posted by: tubal at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (bCLt0)

699 Silly me... I thought we were in charge of the Senate

Silly girl...

Posted by: Mittens! at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (jyVW0)

700 SOTU Speech Tuesday
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:48 PM (BqBId)


Should he move it?
It's playing into their hands.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (vEIlU)

701 I am very disappointed with Schumer and Pelosi..... it has been over 24 hours and no new scandal as of yet !!!!!!!!! What's next: Trump colluded with the Martians to make Soylent Green out of dead babies of color .....

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (qM84C)

702 Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)
********
Guess this is the thing to shit their pants over today, Last night it was Lamar Alexander was going to vote YES!!!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (BqBId)

703 No Malarkey Tour ...out...I Promise Not to Suicide You Tour...in like Flint.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (8fF+y)

704 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)

I haven't pissed on how he handled this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

I didn't either, but this charade shouldn't have gotten this far to start with.

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (gHyze)

705 The Democrats have some "event" every summer like clockwork, a new protest wave or sit-in. This year is likely to be especially violent, particularly if RGB snuffs it as I wouldn't be surprised.

I don't expect Bill Clinton to see the new decade (yes, it starts in 2021).

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

706 CNBC is saying that senators are now negotiating the end of the impeachment trial

Silly me... I thought we were in charge of the Senate
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (6XlcD)

Schumer is standing in front of MacArthur on the deck of the battleship Missouri, 1945.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (Kpl3J)

707 That's my supposition as well. Of course its not exactly beyond the Chinese based on their history, to release it on purpose to test it out, as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

it's China's biological Chernobyl

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (G546f)

708 he should have had a vote on removing active presidential candidates from the decisionmaking. He should not allow extended time. He should have had an immediate vote to just table the thing as nonsensical trash that was unconstitutional. He should be removing "yes" votes on the witness from committee positions. He did not do this perfectly by any stretch of the imagination.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (KZzsI)

No would have been like pissing in the wind and he would have lost those votes

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (iXtjc)

709



If the Republicans impeached obama without a single D vote, would Harry Reid have conducted a trial in the Senate?

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (u+zQ1)

710 So when is the vote?

Posted by: The guy who asks when is the vote at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (/LQkF)

711 BREAKING: Senate impeachment trial extended to WEDNESDAY

One day beyond the SOTU. Turtle stills gets his FU to PDT.
Posted by: deplorable unperson


Then Trump should delay the SotU Address until after the Senate deals with the serious matter before them.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (7D3tC)

712 Watch Chuckie keep Kamala's ass in line.
https://tinyurl.com/wy48hxg
HA!

Posted by: Timon at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (dKm4U)

713 I don't expect Bill Clinton to see the new decade (yes, it starts in 2021).
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (KZzsI)

Bill bought a new helicopter? Congrats!

Posted by: Chris W at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (P7iDO)

714 In the SOTU El Jefe should talk about hILLRY refusing to accept subpoenas from the Gabbard lawsuit.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (v0R5T)
Hilary accepted the subpoena's this morning per OANN.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (PDFnL)

715 Ace must be cooking again.
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (9hyT5)
.........

Should we dial 911 now, or wait a few minutes?

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (v0R5T)

716 Once we are past the witness votes, the rest is just speeches. They would have to bring new articles of impeachment to go back to any sort of new evidence/witnesses.

They can talk about the news all they want, but the ship would have sailed by that point.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (JRaU+)

717 People have pointed out that this is more serious than we are being told because the media is downplaying it and not covering it compared to other "happenings" in the past. Y2K, Iraq Nukes, ect...

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (oesln)

718 627
This is stupid. It just gives them time to pull something out of their asses.



Which they will

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:46 PM (6XlcD)
The cynical part of me thinks this is the GOPe letting their Dem allies have time to cook up some surprise BS sandwich they can then use for cover to let them vote to allow witnesses and convict.

Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (iAwUQ)

719
I heard-- on the Internet, so, massive truckload of grains of salt-- that during the Kavanaugh hearing 1400 women called the FBI to report Kavanaugh raped them.

One wonders where he found time to sleep, eat or work.
Posted by: Vanya


Kavanaugh stole my electricity.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (aKsyK)

720 Then Trump should delay the SotU Address until after the Senate deals with the serious matter before them.

And hold a big rally somewhere on Tuesday

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (6XlcD)

721 685
Do you need a new staffer, Joe? I think you'll find I can reach all of your voters...

Posted by: Katie Hill (D-CA, because of course) at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (jyVW0)

Why do you think we should hire you, Kali?

Posted by: Biden Chief of Staff at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (1CjJc)

722 162
It is hard to convict someone who has done NOTHING WRONG!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 02:00 PM (KomcD)

This

Posted by: Indited Ham Sammich at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (GzDud)

723 Hilary accepted the subpoena's this morning per OANN.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (PDFnL)
...........

Oh happy day!!!

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:57 PM (v0R5T)

724 Yeah sure a hour ago they had no idea of the bombshell coming.

There always is a 11 hour 58 minute bombshell

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (ZCEU2)

725 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)

I haven't pissed on how he handled this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

I didn't either, but this charade shouldn't have gotten this far to start with.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy



That it did, by definition, means he didn't handle it perfectly.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (7D3tC)

726

Trump would be stupid to do the SOTU.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (u+zQ1)

727 723 Hilary accepted the subpoena's this morning per OANN.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (PDFnL)

Took her a while to Judge shop

Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (6XlcD)

728 680 John Bolton? Saved me from gang rape by Donald Trump and William Barr? At a college frrrrrrrrraternity party?
Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at January 31, 2020 02:52 PM (NVYyb)

FIFY.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (RD7QR)

729 Hilary accepted the subpoena's this morning per OANN.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (PDFnL)
..........

I hope somebody got pictures!!!

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (v0R5T)

730 704 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 02:50 PM (iXtjc)

I haven't pissed on how he handled this.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 31, 2020 02:53 PM (y7DUB)

I didn't either, but this charade shouldn't have gotten this far to start with.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (gHyze)


The Turtle has delivered. Again.

Posted by: tubal at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (bCLt0)

731 Think they're going crazy now, wait, if RGB shuffles off this mortal coil between now and the election, there will be blood in the streets.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (bFh2b)

732 If the Republicans impeached obama without a single D vote, would Harry Reid have conducted a trial in the Senate?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:56 PM (u+zQ1)

So Harry Reid should be our model for Senate leadership? Reid would have had no choice, the Constitution says that the Senate must hold a trial.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (PDFnL)

733 Remember, if you allow the Senators 10 minutes each to talk, that's 470 minutes for the Dems, but 530 minutes for the Republicans. And the dems have got plenty of idiots who will do themselves more harm than good. Anybody think Hirono from Hawaii can put together a coherent and rational statement?

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (Kpl3J)

734 Should he move it?

It's playing into their hands.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 02:55 PM (vEIlU)

Donny Two Scoops should just send them a letter at the last minute.
Or maybe send his press secretary in there to read it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (ufFY8)

735 >>>Everyone knows you're not allowed to gather dirt on political opponents.<<<

Was it really to dig up dirt or investigate the corrupt Bidens being Bidens? Who's money / funds was it? American taxpayers' or Ukraine's? I always thought aid money was a gift from taxpayers.

Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (2Mnv1)

736 Nood Bolton.

Posted by: Biden Chief of Staff at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (1CjJc)

737 Braun and Scott took no Qs.

Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (M5wRT)

738 725. I guess it depends on what "perfect" means. Is there a better option out there? Sure, dismissal. Was that possible with Romney, Collins, Murkowski, Sasse, Alexander? I highly doubt it. You have to play the game with the cards you have.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (JRaU+)

739 Nood.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (ayFCE)

740 >>SOTU Speech Tuesday

Ah, that's why the extension until Wednesday (in addition to more opportunity for choreographed leaks to hye allowing witnesses).

The Dems will do some 'direct action' -- walk out or something. They will disrupt.
If they do, then maybe we can end the hour-long, clapping seals and popping up out of their seats snoozefest and have it read from the Oval office to cameras (and the hard copy delivered to Congress)?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 03:00 PM (bDqIh)

741 "We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."


You aint seen nothing yet.

Posted by: The Left at January 31, 2020 03:00 PM (uGHnY)

742 Constitutionally required to do the SOTU.

Not required to do it live, in person, or in Congress, however.

If I'm Trump, I send Palsi a Post-It reading the following:

"The State of our Union is one of attaining greatness.

-DJT"

Fuck that bitch.

Posted by: Fringe at January 31, 2020 03:00 PM (G6VFG)

743 731
Think they're going crazy now, wait, if RGB shuffles off this mortal
coil between now and the election, there will be blood in the streets.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (bFh2b)

Milwaukee will be 1968 Chicago, without the head cracking cops.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 03:00 PM (ufFY8)

744 The thoughtless donks can't think thru

in October


the average American will sit down at the kitchen table

and say "we are doing pretty good with this guy at the helm"

and think that the donks tried to take him away

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 03:00 PM (rpxSz)

745 That's my supposition as well. Of course its not exactly beyond the Chinese based on their history, to release it on purpose to test it out, as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

it's China's biological Chernobyl


It'd be past that. I'd argue it constitutes an act of war.

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 03:00 PM (7s3Gx)

746 >>That it did, by definition, means he didn't handle it perfectly.

What would you have done differently?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

747 I think Schiff's impeachment script was taken from an episode of Hogan's Heroes.
I know NOTHING
Klink you are an idiot.
The Russian Front.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (FsgBK)

748 726

Trump would be stupid to do the SOTU.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:58 PM (u+zQ1)

The time is not set by the Constitution, is it? If not, move it to week after next.

Posted by: joncelli, totally not a reptilian at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (RD7QR)

749 Contrary to msm opinion neither Republicans or McConnell are dictators. He did not have the votes to end this earlier

And anyway, so far, the ones who look bad are the dems and romney

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (iXtjc)

750 746 >>That it did, by definition, means he didn't handle it perfectly.

What would you have done differently?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (ZLI7S)

==========

Made Romney into a completely different person.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (zZbCU)

751
Let me let you in on a little secret - media hacks already know this impeachment sham is a coordinated distraction to bury the massive corruption scandal sitting right under their noses, and involving the Bidens. They know about Biden and it's worse than you've been led to believe.


hmm, wonder what bongino knows
Posted by: artisanal 'ette

========

He's probably looked at what Rudy left lying on the ground that Bagpipes Barr won't bother to pick up.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 03:02 PM (13CQC)

752 668 Ace must be cooking again.

Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 02:51 PM (9hyT5)

Or he's at the airport looking for likely Biden staffers.

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 03:02 PM (cF8AT)

753 It didn't take a rocket surgeon to predict that once the Senate agreed to consider a case that was constitutionally, legally, and ethically corrupted, the ruthless Democrats would use the RINO-infestation in the GOP majority to manipulate the process.

Yertle, you had an opportunity (and a duty) to be "Horatius at the Bridge", but you decided to try to deal with a bunch of criminals, desperate to save their skins even at the cost of destroying our country! You damn fool!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 31, 2020 03:02 PM (0hvkS)

754 The time is not set by the Constitution, is it? If not, move it to week after next.
Posted by: joncelli


The Constitution just says, "from time to time".

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 03:02 PM (7D3tC)

755 Donny Two Scoops should just send them a letter at the last minute.
Or maybe send his press secretary in there to read it.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 31, 2020 02:59 PM (ufFY


"The state of the Union is Big and Beautiful. Yuge. Nobody has ever seen anything like it. Thank you and God bless America."

Sent as a letter. Preferably read out loud in in a MAGA rally before it's delivered to the Congress.

Posted by: filbert at January 31, 2020 03:03 PM (NiXyF)

756 748. No. It just says "from time to time" It could be moved, but Nancy offered him to come to the House on that date, so thats it.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 03:03 PM (JRaU+)

757 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly

Yeah, bringing in Justice Obamacare Roberts was a frkn master stroke.

*eyeroll*

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 03:03 PM (q0qV7)

758 I think Schiff's impeachment script was taken from an episode of Hogan's Heroes.
I know NOTHING
Klink you are an idiot.
The Russian Front.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 31, 2020 03:01 PM (FsgBK)
........

Nadler is General Burkhalter but without the personality.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 03:03 PM (v0R5T)

759 It'd be past that. I'd argue it constitutes an act of war.

Let us speculate into fiction territory.

What if the Chinese, wanting to weaken but not destroy the USA had labs working hard on methods of delivering weakness into the USA. Say, animals that could spread disease through the population by carrying diseases that spread easily and quickly.

What if through brilliant Chinese engineering done by lowest bidder types who pocketed most of the money and build seals on their lab out of foam rubber to cut cost. And what if those animals got loose into their own population by accident?

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

760 What would you have done differently?
Posted by: JackStraw


I would have dismissed it out of hand.
#1. There are no crimes that reach Impeachment level.
#2. There are no fucking crimes. Period.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 03:04 PM (7D3tC)

761
In the SOTU El Jefe should talk about hILLRY refusing to accept subpoenas from the Gabbard lawsuit.

Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 02:54 PM (v0R5T)

---------------
arbiter says:
That demeans the office of the Presidency!

Posted by: Mitt Romney, moral abiter at January 31, 2020 03:04 PM (NVYyb)

762 Yeah, bringing in Justice Obamacare Roberts was a frkn master stroke.

Pretty sure that's part of the process every time, not a Senate decision.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 03:04 PM (KZzsI)

763 nooood

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 03:04 PM (vEIlU)

764 757 Do not get all this McConnell hate. He played this perfectly

Yeah, bringing in Justice Obamacare Roberts was a frkn master stroke.

*eyeroll*
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 03:03 PM (q0qV7)

========

Umm...have you read the constitution?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 03:05 PM (zZbCU)

765 193
179

You can't blow part of a load. But once it's blowing, it isn't

instantaneous, so you do have some control over what you are blowing it

on. You don't necessarily need to blow it all on one thing.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (KUaJL)

I'm told there is a whole section on this very topic at PornHub
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (N39Ws)


With Closed Captioning for the Hearing Impaired

Posted by: Birkenstock Cowboy at January 31, 2020 03:05 PM (GzDud)

766 Chris Wallace sees himself as an honest broker


quaint doesn't even begin

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 03:05 PM (rpxSz)

767 >>Yeah, bringing in Justice Obamacare Roberts was a frkn master stroke.

So he should have just ignored the rules and given the left and the media a win they would have beaten Trump with?

Sounds like a plan.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 03:05 PM (ZLI7S)

768 Pretty sure that's part of the process every time, not a Senate decision.

Nothing in the Constitution involves the Chief Justice as some kind of tie-breaker vote let alone a question censer.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 03:06 PM (q0qV7)

769 @LACaldwellDC

NEW: @SenSchumer and @senatemajldr told their members at their respective closed-door lunches that the two leaders have agreed to a proposal culminating in a Wednesday vote to acquit the president, according to two Democrats in the room and two Republican aides familiar. 1/

Since the proposal requires the buy-in of senators of both parties and the president, the details and timeline could shift.

Some Republicans and the White House are still hoping for an acquittal vote before the State of the Union Tuesday night.

A Wh official said they would prefer acquittal on Tuesday but...

"We're happy with an acquittal as soon as possible. We sure would like Tuesday, but the Senate can only go as fast as it can," the official said. "Whenever the date and time lands, resolution provides conclusion."

If the proposal is approved by all parties, the trial would not be in session this weekend. It would resume Monday with six hours of closing arguments divided for the House Managers and the WH defense. 4/

Again if accepted by all parties, Tuesday would allow senators 10 minutes each to make a statement. It would not be within the confines of the trial to allow senators to not be present, which would allow 2020 candidates the ability to be in the campaign trail. END

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 03:07 PM (cF8AT)

770 So he should have just ignored the rules and given the left and the media a win they would have beaten Trump with?


I will paraphrase ATC:


What rules? Where are they ?


Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 03:07 PM (q0qV7)

771 John James @JohnJamesMI
It's by the grace of God and a generous grassroots army that I am able to use my blessings to be a blessing to others. I am overjoyed that I don't have to wait until I get elected to help Michiganders who need it the most. Thank you!

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 03:07 PM (BqBId)

772 Ya know, If Bido don't make 15% in Iowa

he don't get no pie

it's a real possibility

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 03:08 PM (rpxSz)

773 CDC finally admitted the mortality rate is 10%-15%. Just now on a conference call.

Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 03:08 PM (oesln)

774 757 Yeah, bringing in Justice Obamacare Roberts was a frkn master stroke.

*eyeroll*

It was looking dicey with the shit he was pulling on Paul, but Warren's blunder ultimately made it worth it.

Posted by: Fringe at January 31, 2020 03:08 PM (G6VFG)

775 >>What rules? Where are they ?

In Mitch's hands. The Senate does have rules and precedent and one of those is that the CJ presides over impeachment trials.

Are you really stunned to realize that politics is involved in politics?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 03:09 PM (ZLI7S)

776 Of fucking course...

Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 03:09 PM (cF8AT)

777 This is ridiculous. Can we just drag these people out of office and banish them to Canada?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (AFSld)

Maybe you could just shoot them? Canada's idiot quota is full up. Moose out front should have told you.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 03:09 PM (LxWV7)

778 Umm...have you read the constitution?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 03:05 PM (zZbCU)

"read" is a totally racist word, you RACIST

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 03:11 PM (rpxSz)

779 In Mitch's hands.


Sweet.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 03:11 PM (q0qV7)

780 779 In Mitch's hands.


for her pleasure

Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 03:13 PM (rpxSz)

781 Tester-D, MT gets reelected because the GoPe in MT can't get it's shit together. There is always a fringe right wing third party challenger on the ballot that gets 5-6% and the R loses by 2-3%

Posted by: free tibet at January 31, 2020 03:15 PM (n/eZB)

782 When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside:

Nope. Censoring questions - nope
filtering questions - nope
reading written questions - nope
tie breaker vote - nope

Just preside.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 03:16 PM (q0qV7)

783 Now everybody will have to wear jacking off resistant gloves during flights.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (8fF+y)

Mention has been made of frozen mitts, in certain arcane literature of a poetic nature.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 03:19 PM (LxWV7)

784 If the case is shit, you must acquit.

Posted by: Zombie Johnnie Cochran at January 31, 2020 03:31 PM (hKi6n)

785 The party leaders have agreed? WTF was Schumer negotiating with? If he pulled a gun on Mitch, maybe. Otherwise he had nothing to negotiate with, except perhaps a promise about good behavior which the House criminals, the Senate criminals, and the FBI will ignore!

JESUS H. CHRIST, Mitch!

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at January 31, 2020 03:43 PM (0hvkS)

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