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"Flight Manual:" Twitter Traveler Claims That A "Very Drunk" Female Biden Staffer Gave Her Seatmate -- a Man Unknown To Her Before the Encounter -- Some, Uh, Noisy Hand-Release
Joe Biden -- a man known for nuzzling and sniffing tweenagers -- has staffers who give hand out zipper-frisks to airplane seatmates.
It's almost as if Joe Biden, in going to second base with strangers, signaled to his staffers that going to third base was cool too.As Follow up:
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
-I know she was a Biden staffer bc she was loudly talking about it
-they did not know each other before the flight
I wish I had not heard this happen 1 foot behind me
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
They did not know each other prior to the flight
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
She did say she lives in DC
— Krilldozer (@KrillTusk) January 31, 2020
Sometimes erroneously called "The Full Biden", technically if that's done on a plane it's a "Flight Manual" and if it's on a train it's a "Delaware Deluxe." Not sure what it's called at sea.
— David A. Ventimiglia (@neptune_station) January 31, 2020
Impeachment update:
@MZanona Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 12:58 PM (JRaU+)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 12:59 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 12:59 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (RD7QR)
So far, Definitely a TGIF Day!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (GbPPJ)
Vote for Bidem he's bent!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: walruskkkch at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (7pBm6)
Woke: Actually, it is The Onion...for now.
https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1223094554414456832
Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (datdl)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: RICO aka msm/DNC/msm at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (x6XkS)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (1CjJc)
most applauding the campaign outreach effort
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jim the Ex-Libertarian at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (aY1E6)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (6XlcD)
Call the airlines and book a seat!
Cmon people let's move!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (8Ls/+)
It's only reasonable to assume that one would hire like minded associates.
Him swimming nude in front of his, female included, SS detail is all you need to know.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Guzalot at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (prSvo)
Night Nurse: Mr Olafson you look tense let me help you there lie back like a good post-surgery patient....
Sven: //No no I am chaste....
//Dear Donkhouse Forums I thought this would never happen to me....
Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (datdl)
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (7nCt8)
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (wCmLp)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (dfRN6)
your own personal staffer
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (4BOby)
Well when I'm elected, to be on my cabinet, every appointee will have to rub somebody off on a plane. And they will be graded on technique. And they have to service a young transperson.
Posted by: Liz Warren at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (WI7YS)
Until I ask myself "How would the media be playing this if it was very drunk Trump staffer?" and I conclude, well, their rules...
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (so+oy)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (P52CL)
Vote for Bidem he's bent!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (bDqIh)
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She's making good on Madonna's promise.
Posted by: Decaf at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (pXwuO)
Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (El6T/)
She reports it breathlessly.
She is a One but a crazy lib.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (e284m)
Everyone is Ms America when you're in a coma Mrs. D'oh....
Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (cfSLd)
done on a plane it's a "Flight Manual" and if it's on a train it's a
"Delaware Deluxe." Not sure what it's called at sea.
______
That's called "The Corn Pop."
Posted by: ShainS -- Day 1,104 of the Trump Impeachment at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (7nCt8)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (so+oy)
High Def Monitors
Hot Tea
One now all over the other
Thanks for that, Jerry
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM
The plane was probably Russian!
Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (3sOO0)
Posted by: Peter Buttigieg at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (G546f)
Wouldn't trust Twitter; It could just be a Bernie or Warren supporter who made the story up.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (WI7YS)
Wait! Are you saying third hand hand job stories aren't viable evidence something illicit has occurred! ?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (oH27c)
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (G546f)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:02 PM (vEIlU)
I watched them for 30 seconds this morning.
Under "stuff you can't make up," there was a yuge platter of hamburgers on the table, and Ana Navarro was there.
And the coven has gone from "IMPEACHMENT!" to "TRUMP'S A RAPIST!!!eleventy-zillion!!!!!"
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Greg Marmalard at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (FkRbB)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (8u1cU)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (nLEgM)
I'm so glad TrueConInc spent the last decade propping up Pretty Girl Libertarians. That sure paid off in spades, didn't it?
Posted by: El Kabong at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (datdl)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (3aI0K)
I remember a time in a movie theater when my date sounded like the percussion section of a samba combo...
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: the world's luckiest passenger at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (aS1PU)
Biden - Everyone gets one (1) free handjob.
Guys, I...I'm really considering voting for Biden now.
Posted by: Robert, Thirsty Boi at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (1Yy3c)
yup.
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (PbpT7)
I want you to pull the lever for Joe.
Here, let me give you an example.
- Female staffer
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM
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Close the thread, we have a winner!
Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: davidt at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:00 PM (RD7QR)
good luck finding a Biden staffer around here...
Posted by: Styx at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: Krilldozer at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (8JE5H)
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I can tell I'm old because when I meet someone, I shake hands.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (G546f)
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (El6T/)
Kat P*ss wants low taxes and hedonism
Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (xbWHd)
Clearly I'm flying on the wrong airlines.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (P52CL)
Come and Fly the Friendly Skies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (FkRbB)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:05 PM (e284m
Lemme tell you a little something about third hand hand jobs...
Posted by: James T. Kirk at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (oH27c)
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (jUilJ)
If she'd been a Bernie staffer EVERYONE would have gotten a free hand job.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (e284m)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (/ID8p)
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (YslsA)
Well I used to, I'm currently rethinking that position.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (ufFY
She was a very pretty young woman, today, she looks worn and course, rough.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (QLPEO)
That's got to be worth a 2 point boost in Iowa.
Posted by: trev006 at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (XCZO6)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (pXwuO)
lechery
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (C+We0)
"Miss? I believe I'm supposed to be sitting one row back..."
Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:04 PM (cfSLd)
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"Just pretend you're skiing, honey."
Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (gs25x)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (QLPEO)
-
I thought they were Guardians of the Galaxy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Chuck Schumer scolds Kamala Harris for messing around at impeachment press conference
https://tinyurl.com/t385bd9
Watch the face Harris makes.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (OD2ni)
Imagine where that's been!
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ONF9y)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
more importantly, were her hands soft
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)
I feel like the ettes are stealing our lines.
Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (YVvSQ)
weren't you learning Italian a little while ago?
what's your favorite freebie/cheapo lesson site/material ?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (u+zQ1)
Given their bosses skill at the English language it is probably more akin to sea lions fapping than otter work.
Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (PDzmA)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (nRWPy)
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.
Boom goes the dynamite.
Lets end this schitt show and shut down the NYT's
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (6XlcD)
"Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch."
Wait! Hand jobs at the GOP lunch!?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (hmgiv)
47 21 Did anyone ask if she was hot?
Posted by: Jane D'oh
No, but I wondered. She might have done requests.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (e284m)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (l4C/z)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, turns out lots of people give a damn! at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (C+We0)
Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (gmo/4)
The high untrespassed sanctity of space,
Put out my hand, and grabbed my seatmate's rod.
Posted by: Furious George at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (9vQJW)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Bensdad00 at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (UCCfH)
Meanwhile the Dem senators see them as their embarrassing little brothers.
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (FkRbB)
They are democrats. That people part is a classic case of facts not in evidence.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (8vUAO)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
more importantly, were her hands soft
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:03 PM (G546f)
it's a Biden staffer so the safe assumption is very soft hands, never "worked" a day in their life.
but probably very "practiced' at the work she did...
Posted by: Styx at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
More people need to carry the Project Veritas hidden body cams around ... I know many times I wish I had recordings of people observed doing bad things ...
Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Jane D'oh
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If she had used her hand better, she might have salvaged the relationship.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (YslsA)
Folks, when I call the Dems a freak show, I'm not using the term lightly.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (El6T/)
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.
I think Murkie is gonna give Mitch her vote.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (Kpl3J)
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I can tell I'm old because when I meet someone, I shake hands.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:06 PM (YslsA)
Okay boomer. [Ducks, runs]
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Lionel R. at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
I want to get off Mr. Bones' Wild Ride.
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (wZi6b)
Chuck Schumer scolds Kamala Harris for messing around at impeachment press conference
What does this have to do with handjobs on an airplane?
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (JRaU+)
*Makes Biden Staffer Motion with Hand*
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
Did she think he was straight? Poor thing.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (P5IY2)
Loud cheers just erupted inside the Senate GOP lunch.
==========
Sounds like Trump's gonna be convicted, removed, and replaced by Hillary to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: mc at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (l1TIo)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (KUaJL)
The GOP traitors need time to be bought....
Schumer does not have 4 pennies on him.
Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (xbWHd)
That little fake news cocksucker manoo rajoo with his "the optics of acquitting the president in the dead of night" bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (u+zQ1)
Posted by: Nanzi Palsi at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (ptqGC)
She told him she was voting for Bernie.
Or else Dem staffers just like drama on airplanes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (vN4+Q)
...and it GLORIOUS.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (u4XBV)
Then you're there in the plane and its happening and you realize its revolting
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (8vUAO)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January
Sure, but, and there needs to be some discussion of this, neither is that good if the girl doing them does not know what she is doing.
I am not desperate for either an more than willing to walk out of a bad bj or hj.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (HALdu)
*Makes Biden Staffer Motion with Hand*
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:11 PM (u4XBV)
I heard last night it would take days to wrap up
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (L/SKm)
Posted by: Paladin at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (1IDog)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:08 PM (IDjUx)
Lady is in the middle seat - It's referred to as the Roberto Tomba
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: tsj017 at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (ZiGm9)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: fb at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (rHm7s)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
Wut? What was the reason given?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (u4XBV)
Now, we hear it's extended through Wednesday.
Booooooo
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (nuOac)
Polishing the mizzenmast?
Posted by: Flyguy at January 31, 2020
*
*
Rope yarn Sunday?
Or kissing the gunner's daughter?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (IDjUx)
Posted by: Stewardess Barbie at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (z/Jwn)
I'm curious to know what a dick joke thread will lead to. I mean besides more dick jokes.
I'll hang up and listen.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (6eEQ+)
Getting scuppered
Posted by: Lizzy
I think being keel-hauled is something else.
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (TVhYm)
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (g7+pD)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (EPNdq)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (W+kMI)
That visual will work forever, as a tribute to the timelessness of Blade Runner (1982 version)
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (gs25x)
Posted by: t-bird at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (CDGwz)
A Titanic Tug
Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (gmo/4)
The Tidal Wave
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (zVXtJ)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 31, 2020 01:14 PM (oH27c)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)
Shots Fired as Car Breaks into GOP Lunch
Cheers Break out in Mar-a-Lago After Loud Jangling Noise
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (oVJmc)
In college we called that Sufferage Head.
Sure. It's toothy and a bit too enthusiastic, but it'd be rude to asj her to stop.
So. Like a gentleman, you power through.
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (KNsKs)
MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses
Not sure who that person is so...grain of salt.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (grYO7)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (KUaJL)
McConnell is a LOSER.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (u+zQ1)
Then you're there in the plane and its happening and you realize its revolting
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January
Everything considered sucking him off would have been been better for everyone as hygiene goes.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (e284m)
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That's nothing.
Adam Sandler just signed with Netflix for 4 more movies. This is obviously Trump's doing and he must be removed from office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (zZbCU)
Now, we hear it's extended through Wednesday.
Booooooo
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (nuOac)
Collins and Mittens voting for witnesses and subpoenas. Stupid fucks
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (ONvIw)
Tips hat to Miss Puma....
and Sven is OFFFF to Houston....
see y'all around.
Posted by: sven at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (xbWHd)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)
I knew Muldoon would have a handle on this.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: steevy at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:07 PM (1CjJc)
Other way 'round, methinks.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (sVimD)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (P1AAi)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Trying to find out....
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (e284m)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January
Sure, but, and there needs to be some discussion of this, neither is that good if the girl doing them does not know what she is doing.
I am not desperate for either an more than willing to walk out of a bad bj or hj.
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020
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The plus side for an HJ is that the girl can tell you all kinds of nice and exciting things while she's at work.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (El6T/)
That's gotta make Bernie happy.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (ZLI7S)
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I will laugh if he ends up winning every poll into Iowa and loses the caucus because he wasn't actually there.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (zZbCU)
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Like passing Obamacare?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (RD7QR)
Trying to find out....
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (cF8AT)
Collins needs a bigger payoff
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (ONvIw)
@RepJerryNadler
I am sorry to not be able to stay in Washington for the conclusion of the Senate impeachment trial but I need to be home with my wife at this time. We have many decisions to make as a family. I have every faith in my colleagues and hope the Senate will do what is right.
12:46 PM · Jan 31, 2020
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (3aI0K)
MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses
So why are they extending this schitt show?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
why ??
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: mc at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (l1TIo)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:09 PM (u+zQ1)
Oh stewardess, I speak jive...
Posted by: Zombie Barbra Billingsly at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (8D42x)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (J9X5M)
17 Is the staffer cute?
Posted by: Jim the Ex-Libertarian at January 31, 2020 01:01 PM (aY1E6)
If not answered already, the originator of the tweet, behind whom this happened, opined "no".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (H8QX8)
Strippers?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:12 PM (vN4+Q)
WTF. Why?
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (KUaJL)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:10 PM (cF8AT)
based on what?
Posted by: SturmToddler at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (8D42x)
That would explain the cheering from the Senate dining room.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (8vUAO)
MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses
Not sure who that person is so...grain of salt.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (cF8AT)
again, don't know who that is, but this is what I expect from Murkie, NOT because she's pro-Trump, but because Mitch was going to cut a deal to give her something she wants in exchange.
Now once the witness vote is in, if they decide to play around for a couple days before the final vote, whatever. The witness vote ends it, effectively, in spite of last minute NYT-John Bolton leaks.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (nuOac)
All the time.
AOSHQ
Thanks for the Leroy Jenkins.
And I think lizzy quoted the lyrics for "going the distance" inspired.
The senators cheering as one --manual release enthusiasts- apparently, they read the blog.
Posted by: simplemind at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (edc6k)
Posted by: William Shatner at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (z/Jwn)
That would explain the cheering from the Senate dining room.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (ZLI7S)
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I don't believe the Wednesday news.
I think this is over in less than 12 hours.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:16 PM (6XlcD)
More time to allow NY Times to get out another bombshell.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Joe Biden's Staff, errr, employees at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (k/TB6)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (YLYTN)
Working the Bilge
Posted by: garrett
Oh, c'mon.
RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:17 PM (H8QX
Nothing would shock me especially with Romney pushing this option
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (v0R5T)
We don't call him Turtle because he looks like a turtle...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (u+zQ1)
MURKOWSKI tells me she's a NO on witnesses
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (BqBId)
From a book the NSC says has classified info in it...
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020
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With my luck there would be one next to me . . . and she'd be the size of Nadler with hands like Colin Kaepernick's.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (Ejm1K)
You know what other Dim woman has been witnessed as being drunk on an airplane?
Oh, c'mon, you know you know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (8fF+y)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (3aI0K)
I denounce myself.
Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (Gs5TH)
weren't you learning Italian a little while ago?
what's your favorite freebie/cheapo lesson site/material ?
...
THANK YOU FOR ASKING!!!!
So I wanted to mention, but I didn't think anyone would care.
I'm doing Duolingo (free).
But the big find is a YouTube channel called "Learn Italian with Lucrezia." She's AMAZING. It will take a little while, but she speaks at just the right speed and a limited vocabulary. Within a couple of weeks you can understand a lot of what she's saying.
Also, pretty much every single video has Italian subtitles (as well as English ones). The italian subtitles are key, because you really pick up language when you see the language you're learning while hearing it. Just looking at English subtitles isn't helpful, because the English subtitles crowd out anything of the italian you're hearing.
Anyway she's just great. She has some very basic entry-level videos, half italian half english, but the bulk of her videos are in (simple vocabuarly) italian, and you really do start to pick up on most things.
She also does videos of walking around Rome and other Italian cities (she is Italian, she lives in Rome) so you get some travelogue stuff along with the italian listening comprehension.
Easily the best foreign language instruction channel I've found, for any language.
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (77WPm)
We don't call him Turtle because he looks like a turtle...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (u+zQ1)
We don't?
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (ONvIw)
'Course is set.'
'Weather looks good for the duration of the flight.'
...
'You've got the stick.'
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (u4XBV)
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: SturmToddler
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There are several more amendments to be voted down before the final vote to acquit.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)
And I hear her vote is cast in jello.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (H8QX8)
did Mrs Nadler catch him at it?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: willow at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (OkOLY)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Delta Airlines at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (NVYyb)
Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (AvfCy)
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (zZbCU)
And Rand gets to rip it off at 10PM
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (ONvIw)
Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)
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"I'm not doing your homework for you, Adam."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (7D3tC)
Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (FhXTo)
It would, however, please me if McConnell manned up and put a little torque on them.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (nuOac)
Until after Iowa Caucuses.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (k/TB6)
https://tinyurl.com/r4rdzyk
But that's secondary, really. Check out the other stories listed in the sidebar, including "Irish Midget Accused of Posing as a Leprechaun to Extort Sex from 26 Women in Exchange for Pot of Gold".
I choose to believe these stories are true.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
Pee Wee Herman?
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (Z4rgH)
>>Sounds like a coffee shop in Aqaba around here. Wait for solid info.
First time for everything.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (ZLI7S)
This is why they want to extend this.
drip drip drip
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (vEIlU)
Romney will vote with Democrats.
Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (4BOby)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)
"Let's see if I can convince you to vote for Joe."
Posted by: Sphynx at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (KZzsI)
Loud cheers? Romney choked to death?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (6eEQ+)
I choose to believe these stories are true.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (Dc2NZ)
They're after me lucky charms!
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (KUaJL)
Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)
And hence, the most left-of-center member of the Republican caucus - basically a moderate-left Democrat - shows more sense than vulture capitalist Willard "Mitt" Rmoney.
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (oesln)
Body and soul just don't agree
There's an answer, gotta go for a
Tijuana tuck-n-roll
He/she just got a zipper job
A zipper job
Posted by: ZZ Top at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (QE8X6)
Another good find is this site, which has Fairy Tales told in different languages, including italian.
Here's Little Red Riding Hood.
https://www.theitalianexperiment.com/stories/redridinghood
It has the audio, the text in Italian, and two versions of an English translation (which is helpful), the LITERAL translation which doesn't read great in English but it will tell you what each word means, and a more liberal translation which gives you the sense of what is being said.
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (PbpT7)
To House -- do it again but don't rush it next time and make up better shit so I can vote to get rid of this fucking Trump.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (+Vf+y)
Romney will vote with Democrats.
Romney isn't running again in 2024, and will probably resign after this election.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)
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He's hoping a progressive historian writes a nice biography of him in ten years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)
The incident started several miles away from the resort when police were called to a report of a woman dancing on top of a parked car in a hotel parking lot, a Secret Service spokesperson told ABC News.
When police arrived, the women got into another car and drove away, and police pursued the car in the direction of Mar-a-Lago, the spokesperson said.
At least one checkpoint was breached, several blocks away from the resort, the spokesperson said.
After fleeing with highway patrol officers and a helicopter in pursuit, the car was found and two people were taken into custody, Palm Beach County sheriff's officials said.
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (B99TD)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (El6T/)
You need to go the south apse of the Sistine to see Michelangelo's superb shelving...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (zBaqJ)
This is why they want to extend this.
drip drip drip
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (vEI
They should show the Biden tape again.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Babs at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (G546f)
Murkowski takes a swipe at Warren: "It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice. I will not stand for nor support that effort."
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)
You know, he actually does not have a great track record of staying in any one job for very long. It would be a huge red flag on any resume that crossed my desk.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (kUmUV)
Loud cheers? Romney choked to death?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Do they have mandatory "must perform CPR" in DC?
If not, I would rate this true
Posted by: CN at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (ONvIw)
Posted by: IC at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (a0IVu)"
I believe they have 4 hours of Final Arguments left today, then they vote on Witnesses. After that, the schedule is up to McConnell, Schumer may be able to force some votes on rules amendments, but they will just be time wasters if he does.
I note that I did see Ted Cruz in an interview a couple days ago saying that the plan was for the final vote to take place on Saturday, and I assumed he was in close contact with McConnell before he said that.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (QE8X6)
Waddle, waddle, waddle. How does the dame find his micro-yutzick buried in the lipid bulges?
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (P1AAi)
Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM (cF8AT)
And hence, the most left-of-center member of the Republican caucus - basically a moderate-left Democrat - shows more sense than vulture capitalist Willard "Mitt" Rmoney.
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (77WPm)
aye
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)
It's not gay if you're underway.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (7D3tC)
Lots of snorkeling instructors, I hear
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (l4C/z)
Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena."
...and Nadler just got the hell out of the Imperial City. Fat Jerry knows someone will be sacrificed for this failure to serve the Greater Good and it might as well be the other guy. Watch your front as well as your back, Adam.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (g7+pD)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Biden Staffer at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (QE8X6)
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Reminds me of 1941.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Samuel L. Jackson at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (rXie1)
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: ace at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (3aI0K)
Just asking for a friend...
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: bluebell at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (g7+pD)
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)
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"But her move was genius!"
-The crazy left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (SRRAx)
Whole time I was in that town I kept hearing Omar Sharif saying "Aqaba, Aw'rence, Aqaba!".
Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (El6T/)
handpaigning >>> campaigning
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (M5wRT)
Murkowski to vote no on witnesses, dashing Democrats' hopes of extending trial
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (3aI0K)
Flaming emu skull with distended nostrils.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (HyJag)
Agreed. My wife had a friend who turned 50 two years ago and was a total healthy lifestyle and workout warrior. Went to the Dr. for some stomach pain, diagnosed with Stage 4 pancreatic cancer and died three months later. Just awful.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (NWiLs)
Awesome. I went off my diet for a couple of weeks and gained nine pounds. I think the ratio is one week to lose 2 lbs to one week to gain 5lbs.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)
Oh, c'mon, you know you know!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 01:18 PM (pNxlR)
.........
The Drunken Queen has twice snubbed a process server trying to deliver the Gabbard subpoena.
This could get good.
Posted by: wth at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)
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"But her move was genius!"
-The crazy left
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:25 PM (zZbCU)
By stopping Trump's impeachment she guarantees a weak opponent in the general!
Posted by: Someguy at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (YVvSQ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (YslsA)
Maybe that's why the vote is Wednesday?
Posted by: MarkY at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (i022r)
Pull the sheet.
Not the sheet.
Nope.
Nope.
Tried that one already.
(From Disney's "Moana" for any who don't know.)
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (77WPm)
Shiver me timber.
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 31, 2020 01:22 PM (88+cf)
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Raking the mast.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:15 PM (m45I2)
Something besides the tray table was up
Posted by: db at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (T4wme)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: lowandslow at January
I think you misspelled domme
Posted by: not so at January 31, 2020 01:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Peter meter?
Posted by: Caliban at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)
The cheering is because Ted Cruz placed duct tape on Romney's mouth.
Prove me wrong.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:19 PM (zZbCU)
And broken glass in his mouth before taping it shut?
Posted by: Allie at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (UnA8+)
Maybe she pulled the stick back to far and the shaker and stall onset horn engaged.
Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (l6b3d)
The dims keep equating this to an episode of Law and Order.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)
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Because it reflects the same level of grasp on reality?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: MJ at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (gAMkn)
whoa, pancreatic cancer? I didn't know that. now I feel like an asshole. nobody deserves pancreatic cancer
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (4BOby)
You didn't wish it on her. And Nadler is a traitorous worm. She doesn't deserve cancer anymore than anyone else does.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (1CjJc)
Maybe that's why the vote is Wednesday?
But the State of the Union is Tuesday.. He should be cleared before then.. Who's in charge of the Senate?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:21 PM (u+zQ1)
Romney has never won a real election
He was given the seat in UT, he beat a unknown for the MA gov by less than 1%
when he faced any real competition, Obama and Teddy, he got his handed to him
Hell he couldn't even take Mclame in 2008
he's a woman and big fucking pussy
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)
Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (4thlk)
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I mean....it's the modern Democratic Party. Who else they got?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (8vUAO)
Mukowski said she had worked to produce a fair process modeled after the Clinton impeachment trial, but blamed the House for rushing "flawed" impeachment articles.
"I worked for a fair, honest, and transparent process, modeled after the Clinton trial, to provide ample time for both sides to present their cases, ask thoughtful questions, and determine whether we need more," she said. "The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena."
Murkowski also said the trial had not been fair and that Congress had failed as an institution.
"Given the partisan nature of this impeachment from the very beginning and throughout, I have come to the conclusion that there will be no fair trial in the Senate. I don't believe the continuation of this process will change anything. It is sad for me to admit that, as an institution, the Congress has failed," she said.
"It has also become clear some of my colleagues intend to further politicize this process, and drag the Supreme Court into the fray, while attacking the Chief Justice. I will not stand for nor support that effort. We have already degraded this institution for partisan political benefit, and I will not enable those who wish to pull down another.
"We are sadly at a low point of division in this country."
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (3aI0K)
Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.
Makes no diff. It is over. Dems do not want witnesses. It's a crock.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: A. Schiff at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 31, 2020 01:23 PM (G546f)
Thank you! I'm feeling pretty damn good about that right now!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (P1AAi)
Very much against.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (YslsA)
And clearly Warren's screechy and insulting question yesterday insulted her as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (Kpl3J)
Anywhoooo....
@RyanAFournier
Nancy Pelosi's son Paul Pelosi Jr. went to Ukraine in 2017 to meet with government officials.
Turns out Paul was an executive for a gas company that did business in Ukraine.
Nancy was even featured in the company's promotional videos.
This needs to be investigated!
*snort*
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Bill in Chappaqua at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (z/Jwn)
Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.
They've been doing these hits at least since Kavanaugh. Blatantly obvious.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: paulnjax at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (nbaBy)
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (rpxSz)
'scuse me?
Posted by: a woman at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (sI15f)
And clearly Warren's screechy and insulting question yesterday insulted her as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (Kpl3J)
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Think she has an idea of what it's like to be a Republican voter who gets insulted by the entire culture every day now?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (zZbCU)
From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (vEIlU)
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Because it reflects the same level of grasp on reality?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (zZbCU)
exactly. And if you listen to the base, they all talk like that. Like all of their knowledge is from The Bachelor.
Everything the dems do is theater. Everything. They believe they are actors on a stage. That is how easy it is for them to lie. They know it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (vEIlU)
"Is this a fair trial. Is this a fair trial. Is this a fair trial."
Not an effective rhetorical strategy!
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (JKNZq)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (8vUAO)
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (32YRo)
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It's the same game as the Kavanaugh vote.
As long as Kavanaugh got through, Mitch didn't care.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: DaveA at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (FhXTo)
Or maybe he just went to spend some time before a weekend with a wife who is dying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (WI7YS)
He doesn't get to vote
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: db at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (T4wme)
Posted by: Just Lily at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (eJxtO)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (ATCV4)
From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
as Sekulow said "Danger Danger Danger"
they will all show just how dumb they are, on full display
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (AvfCy)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (u+zQ1)
Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 01:27 PM (4thlk)
Yeah, none at all. Maybe with practice, but not today. She's at least not objectionable, I don't think.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (M5wRT)
And clearly Warren's screechy and insulting question yesterday insulted her as well.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (Kpl3J)"
Murkowski has shown over the years that she can be quite spiteful. Glad the Dems were on the receiving end this time.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (OD2ni)
They've been doing these hits at least since Kavanaugh. Blatantly obvious.
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Been doin' it for longer than that. . . with success I might add.
Posted by: Pinch at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (5iHPS)
From colleague Marisa Schultz. Dem Sens Durbin/Brown/Blumenthal to put forth motions to allow senators to take 10 minutes apiece to speak on the flr before final votes on impeachment
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:30 PM (cF8AT)
as Sekulow said "Danger Danger Danger"
they will all show just how dumb they are, on full display
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (vEIlU)
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Well, let's see if the Senate wants to sit around for 1,000 more minutes to hear themselves bloviate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)
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For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (nuOac)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)
Thank God.
Posted by: Horde Supremacy at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (QE8X6)
Funny how this new Slimes bombshell just happened to hit right now as Murkowski votes no.
Makes no diff. It is over. Dems do not want witnesses. It's a crock."
After it became apparent the Bidens could not be shielded and their corruption kept concealed, the Democrats decided to flush this abortion ASAP. They'll act all bereaved, of course, but the next op is underway as we type.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tbodie at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (lJTbP)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (nRWPy)
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For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)
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He hasn't said anything.
But he's not acting like he cares about his voters at all.
He's running the Jeff Flake playbook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (oesln)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (u+zQ1)
It will take her literally seconds to chug a quart of Vodka after the "witnesses" vote fails.
Not how this works, Nutzy. Not how any of this works.
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Boswell at January 31, 2020 01:29 PM (32YRo)
She is a "no."
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: ... at "
Has Bill Wynn been here predicting early nights for Trump again?
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (OD2ni)
Posted by: tommylotto at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (dYinJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (oesln)
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Not over yet, but Mitch hasn't really fucked anything up since McCain died.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)
No.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (ZLI7S)
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There goes a thousand minutes we'll never get back.
Posted by: If it passes at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (iKRLW)
*******
Rudy Giuliani Common Sense Ep. 3 The Trial: Witness One | EXCLUSIVE interview with Viktor Shokin
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ... at "
No poll trolls because the polls are all good for the Orange Man
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (oesln)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (M+Lyo)
Friggin' in the riggin'
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (NWiLs)
Hand ho!
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (7s3Gx)
What're y'all talking about?
Posted by: tbodie
Handies. Hellatio?
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (Qxa9A)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: ... at "
No poll trolls because the polls are all good for the Orange Man
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (6XlcD)
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Wait...here's one...
Trump is losing by 15 points to Buttigieg! In California!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (RD7QR)
There's still time on the clock.
Seriously, as much as I dislike Cocaine Mitch, this was a sterling moment for him.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (bF1yc)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (8vUAO)
Posted by: Rick in SK at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (FZYNt)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM (0OmEj)
Murkowski: The House chose to send articles of impeachment that are rushed and flawed. I carefully considered the need for additional witnesses and documents, to cure the shortcomings of its process, but ultimately decided that I will vote against considering motions to subpoena.
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:20 PM
It's over Johnny! Come home Rambo!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (iBBEC)
Meh. She failed at her Calvinball.
And Trump is still President.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (u+zQ1)
LOLGF
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: codpeace at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (7FDyv)
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:31 PM (OD2ni)
Here we are, at the end of the process, and we're right where we were at the start - Don't go into a court case and piss off the Jury!!!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: corn and beans at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (R0z7P)
Murkowski statement cites the attack on Roberts yesterday as a reason for voting no. "Will not stand for nor support the effort" to tear down another institution. Thanks Lieawatha!
Posted by: the dandy at January 31, 2020 01:24 PM (bR08X)
Would that be like the institution of elections? Like how someone might get her ass kicked in the primary and then run as a write-in to spitefully prevent her own party's candidate from being elected?
That kind of tearing down institutions?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (kw0bd)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 01:35 PM (WI7YS)
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because that will give the NYT 3 more days to make up some stories to try and influence senators.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (AvfCy)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)
Carry on...
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (7s3Gx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:28 PM (NWiLs)
Thank God.
Posted by: Horde Supremacy at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (QE8X6)
Fair enough, but as I said at the beginning of the year, I'm turning this ship in a better direction.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (NWiLs)
I believe it's easier to get a woman to do things she normally wouldn't do if you're a total stranger.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (U6f/q)
CNBC news break - Lisa Murkowski dashes Dems hopes of calling witnesses.
Now back to Morgan Brennan's cleavage
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (kw5n8)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:34 PM
I am guessing she hopefully got a call aside from the obvious war turtle, but the RNC. Hey, be a shame if you got zero dollars and were stripped of your chair positions...
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (Qxa9A)
Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow
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Yeah, she's no Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)
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I made the effort to learn how to spell that stupid fucking last name, and I will not cast off that effort.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)
And remember that McCain was working hand in hand with Corker and Flake, and back then Lindsey was still playing the part of his mini-me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (1ISKN)
Trying to create a new Dem star but she has no charisma or star power.
Posted by: lowandslow
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Yeah, she's no Maxine Waters.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CDGwz)
hahahaha
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: McLurkerson at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (jUilJ)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (J+mig)
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because that will give the NYT 3 more days to make up some stories to try and influence senators.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada
This is where Mitch needs to shut this shit show down.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (7D3tC)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:33 PM (zZbCU)
And remember that McCain was working hand in hand with Corker and Flake, and back then Lindsey was still playing the part of his mini-me.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)
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The intentional fuckup caucus really does seem to have gotten smaller.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Let them. Mitch should counter with "fine, stay in DC all day Sunday and talk yourselves blue in the face", then call a vote at 06:30 Monday morning.
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (1ISKN)
so he really has no room for reprisals
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 31, 2020 01:37 PM (CQ3Qb)
The Wednesday claim is unverified; and the NYT story is still just "sources say that sources say that maybe something might have been said" and it's all classified and can't come out anyways.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Fritz at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (JRaU+)
Later twitter replies to the guy claiming he recieved the HJ indicated he's for P.Buttplug.
So a drunk Biden staffer girl gave a gay Buttplug supporter guy an HJ in the air, ... maybe.
And wouldn't that nicely sum up our entire political process?
Posted by: banana Dream at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Toni at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (ppbIJ)
SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.
2 dames in custody.
Daily Wire
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zBaqJ)
Did the reports say anything about boobs?
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (U6f/q)
Drunk sluts. Not "a woman." Real women with an ounce of self respect don't do that shit. Especially not without being gifted jewelry
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (nRWPy)
Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (7s3Gx)
Well, I guess this is better than shoving everyone into the gulag like Bernie's people want to do.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (lg/F7)
(mute)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (q0qV7)
so he really has no room for reprisals
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (rpxSz)
Bader Meinhoff croaks and then Trump appoints another Scalia (please G-d). I imagine Murkowski willl blow it again.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (nRWPy)
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Dolley's birthday is ten days away...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (8vUAO)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (AvfCy)
What did the Happy Twins do?
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (JRaU+)
Heh, Garcia up, wearing her other GoodWill outfit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (CDGwz)
And that's when the negotiation started.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)
I just call him "Buttgargle."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (8vUAO)
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I'm gonna go with "probably" instead of "I wish".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Tami
Oh look! Time to pose for the cameras!
What a silly bit of shit this all is.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)
SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.
2 dames in custody.
Daily Wire
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I'm so tired of hearing about "this bitter political division."
only one side is bitter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at January 31, 2020 01:36 PM (J+mig)
I just call him "Buttgargle."
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (Ki5SV)
I now refer to him as Peter Puffer.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (YslsA)
Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
Unfortunately for Nancy, the verdict is completely within the Senate's exclusive constitutional purview, and the House and Speak have no say in whether Trump is acquitted. If the Senate votes for acq
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (kfcYC)
"I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat? "
I nominate:
Budgegded
Buttjudgg
Buttyjudge
Bootybudged
Alfred E Neuman
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)
Screw that. Give them each two and they have to wear a lampshade while talking.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (q0qV7)
You're doin' wut.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: ...
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You've leaked our plans!
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (CDGwz)
Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (6XlcD)
"I'd like to propose a motion to change the AoS Style Guide. The name Buttigieg should be corrected to Buttbuttsayswhat? "
I nominate:
Budgegded
Buttjudgg
Buttyjudge
Bootybudged
Alfred E Neuman
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (lg/F7)
Bootygig. It's phonetic.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (1CjJc)
Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (vEIlU)
=========
It saved those girls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (zZbCU)
stfu
and
stfd
elections have consequences, and you lost.
meep meep motherfuckers
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (ExV1e)
Posted by: Roscoe at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (QxMUy)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
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Geeze, I love this place.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Tami
Okay. But simultaneously.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (oVJmc)
Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
Unfortunately for Nancy, the verdict is completely within the Senate's exclusive constitutional purview, and the House and Speak have no say in whether Trump is acquitted. If the Senate votes for acquittal, he's acquitted....FOR ALL TIME!!!!
Posted by: Dirks Strewn
Posted by: Dirks Strewn at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (kfcYC)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:38 PM (zZbCU)
The *other* IFC.
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (8vUAO)
Every Republican should vote to allow each senator to speak ten minutes and then yield their time to Rand Paul.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:42 PM (puu6v)
Who wrote this shinola?
Posted by: m
I have some bad news for you.
This is not Shinola.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 31, 2020 01:39 PM (nRWPy)
"Drunk sluts" is a woman's last line of defense. She knows perfectly well what she's doing, but even if she's waterboarded, she'll swear that she was "too drunk to know what she was doing".
And yes, jewelry negates all the other rules.
Posted by: jwest at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (U6f/q)
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For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)
His approval rating in Utah has cratered though. Back in October, he was at 51% disapprove, 46% approve.
I imagine it is worse now.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (Z4rgH)
Once you see the media/Democratic operation, whatever it is -- Russia collusion hoax, anti-Kavanaugh smears, impeachment gambit -- it's hard to not see it. The alleged "bombshells," tightly scripted and carefully deployed, become expected instead of feared or taken seriously.
It seems so obvious, but many still do not. They are frothing at the mouth for MORE!
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (u4XBV)
Heh, Garcia up, wearing her other GoodWill outfit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (CDGwz)
It looks like she is (badly) impersonating a military officer.
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (M5wRT)
Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (QLPEO)
Seriously, she's a Democrat and a Biden staffer. Do you need to ask? That's the nuclear reciprocal of Hot! The presumption is that the volume was a matter of trying to keep the poor recipient tumescent.
Posted by: MrObvious at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (5prN7)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (SwWMX)
Fantastic... The EU is going to Hell
I'm hearing "Rule Britannia" in my head
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (iTXRQ)
.. and who's fault is that ? The House "screwed the pooch"
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (JoUsr)
Buttjudgg
Buttyjudge
Bootybudged
Alfred E Neuman
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (lg/F7)
Bootygig. It's phonetic.
Posted by: flounder
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Butterjug, because descriptive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (BJKQV)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (q0qV7)
Nah, that doesn't sound elitist or condescending to the room.
Posted by: corn and beans at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (tkNkP)
Kind of a non story about a handy on a plane.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)
Aside from the obvious funny, it is funny because it appears that a Bernie bot is slut-shaming a Biden bot, for giving a Bootygig bot a handy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)
"Oh, say does that star-spangled.... Oh."
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (M5wRT)
I honestly don't get dislike for McConnell. He held firm on Garland and got Kavanaugh through. That was not an easy thing given the pressure he was under. Is it because he is too much of a political realist and does not waste his time on losing battles? The Dems have the House so nothing we want will get passed. He realizes that and focuses on confirming conservative judges because he does control that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (OD2ni)
They hot?
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (u4XBV)
The first ones name is Thelma - still working to establish the name of the second one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (3aI0K)
"Oh, say does that star-spangled.... Oh."
Posted by: m at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (M5wRT)
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Yeah, it's "Jose", not "Oh, say".
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (q0qV7)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (WQZ1O)
Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (vEIlU)
Twitter is the scrawlings in a bathroom of a dive bar in Florida. The kind of dive bar where you only enter the bathroom if you wear a HAZMAT suit.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (vN4+Q)
SHOTS FIRED AT/NEAR MAR A LAGO.
2 dames in custody.
Daily Wire
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
I'm so tired of hearing about "this bitter political division."
only one side is bitter.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (d7Ww2)
Hello nurse!
Our side is sweet, and occasionally salty.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (dKUcW)
.. and who's fault is that ? The House "screwed the pooch"
They had one job ..
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (3aI0K)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (+lVUW)
They hot?
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:43 PM (u4XBV)
The first ones name is Thelma - still working to establish the name of the second one.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Velma?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (8vUAO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 31, 2020 01:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Depends on what happens this fall
Remember the stupid donks thought they could take the senate in 2016
if everything shakes out and we got the senate with 52
he''ll replace the bag of antlers with ACB
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (rpxSz)
I honestly don't get dislike for McConnell. He held firm on Garland and got Kavanaugh through. That was not an easy thing given the pressure he was under. Is it because he is too much of a political realist and does not waste his time on losing battles? The Dems have the House so nothing we want will get passed. He realizes that and focuses on confirming conservative judges because he does control that.
Posted by: Benji Carver at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (OD2ni)
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Immigration.
He doesn't have the hots for limiting it like we do, so he doesn't use his full set of tools to advance the cause like we know he could.
Still, he's great on judges and the first amendment. Those are not small things.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (zZbCU)
Clueless
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
If this was Law and Order, the DA (Senate), would have thrown the cops (House), out of his office for bringing him a case with no evidence.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (7D3tC)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (AvfCy)
Posted by: Toni at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (ppbIJ)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)
Aside from the obvious funny, it is funny because it appears that a Bernie bot is slut-shaming a Biden bot, for giving a Bootygig bot a handy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM
I didn't realize it was a Bernie Bot. I guess we can call it blew on blew?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (qM84C)
Of course no one had asked pelosi if a conviction vote in the Senate would also be invalid because the trial had no witnesses/docs.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (u+zQ1)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: The Other Col. Sanders at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (8vUAO)
https://youtu.be/J74ttSR8lEg
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)
I'd think SOTU would be better for Trump if impeachment vote was over ... he could let loose and not be (accused of) "obstructing" the trial.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Twitter comprises about 6% of the electorate, and is overwhelmingly hard left. Stuff trending there about politics means nothing to the average voter.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)
appears that a Bernie bot is slut-shaming a Biden bot, for giving a
Bootygig bot a handy.
Posted by: flounder, rebel
===
It may come to blows, or vice versa.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (Wrer0)
Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree
·
3h
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks + Profits Could Be Confiscated -- Legal headaches abound for former national security adviser
Article at RCP
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks
https://tinyurl.com/vanfb3h
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: corn and beans at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (tkNkP)
Posted by: Miklos (ed.) at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:45 PM (8vUAO)
There is the RI Mountain range
Posted by: REDACTED at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (rpxSz)
Calling bullshit. Our kids live in DC. No way in hell can a Dem campaign staffer live in DC on what they get paid. Especially the females, at 78%.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (oRpiG)
I nodded off on one overnight flight sitting by myself in a row of two. I
awoke to a stewardess putting a blanket on me while giving a good rub
to my crotch which wasn't an accident. I was in shock, to say the
least. She just smiled and said I hope you're comfortable sir.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 01:46 PM (AvfCy)
And that little girl was me.
Posted by: Kamala Harris at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (d7Ww2)
How goes it?
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 31, 2020 01:47 PM (d7Ww2)
Pretty good, all things considered. How about you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (PGJeC)
Posted by: garrett at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (pRcgz)
Posted by: Tami at January 31, 2020 01:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: G marks the spot at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (9rdqJ)
Which, since they merely followed the same procedure as the Clinton impeachment means that he wasn't acquitted, either.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (KZzsI)
Fantastic... The EU is going to Hell
I'm hearing "Rule Britannia" in my head
Posted by: DB
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Conversely, the Union Jack has been hoisted at Ft. Hammer. Pic: https://tinyurl.com/r6brk9a
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Archer at January 31, 2020 01:49 PM (gmo/4)
announced his run for president way back in June 2017, dropped out of
the 2020 presidential race
Posted by: SMOD at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (3aI0K)
Once you see the media/Democratic operation, whatever it is -- Russia collusion hoax, anti-Kavanaugh smears, impeachment gambit -- it's hard to not see it. The alleged "bombshells," tightly scripted and carefully deployed, become expected instead of feared or taken seriously. -----------
I'm so glad Mollie has said this. Once seen it can't be unseen. I thought they had more R's on board and this things was gonna go pear shaped before wrapping up with an historic Acquittal.
But it looks like I was wrong. And McConnell deserves credit if this thing ends before the SOTU.
Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (8vUAO)
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Wasn't there a Carol Burnett skit on a no frills flight? I think Tim Conway had a no-frills ticket, but Korman didn't. Korman got star treatment, and Conway was basically strapped to the wing. When it was time to disembark, she gave him a parachute and pushed him out of the door. lol
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (sjdRT)
Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.
Doesn't matter. We've known for 3 years that those lunatics were never going to accept reality. I just want another win in '20 so we can watch them all, dems and media, spaz out for another 4 years.
I'm hoping to see the veins burst in Kimmel's head on election night.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Brexiters Today at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (G546f)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 31, 2020 01:50 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (pPNCa)
Posted by: EveR at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (R0z7P)
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For real? Did he already say he wasn't running again? I can't imagine that self-important jerk giving up his ability to act all high and mighty, Maverick style.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (JoUsr)
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He hasn't said anything.
But he's not acting like he cares about his voters at all.
He's running the Jeff Flake playbook.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 31, 2020 01:32 PM (zZbCU)
I still stand by my prediction. 2024 "return to sanity" GOP candidate. So he's basically living in the past, and thinking that once Trump is gone it's back to business as usual. But yeah no intention of running for Senate again. He's demonstrated that he has no interest in doing what the people of Utah want or behaving in a decent way with his Republican "colleagues" in the Senate.
Posted by: buzzion at January 31, 2020 01:51 PM (Z7lwY)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ZGrMX)
I bet Joe has her around on the debatin' squad.
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Bootygig. It's phonetic.
Posted by: flounder
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Butterjug, because descriptive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:44 PM (CDGwz)
It's funny to see the moderators at the debate try to pronounce it, they dont know what to make of it. They start out BYOOT then go JUDGJE or something similar.
Buttijudged.
Buttjudg.
Buttjugg
Byootygigig
What a strange little man that guy is. Running for Pres and carrying six figures of student loan debt, and looking like a bobblehead of Alfred E Neuman.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (lg/F7)
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He's not running for senate again, because he's still gonna take a shot for preezy of the united steezy.
Posted by: Romney - A man with a vision of himself in glorious splendor at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (fSlAS)
Posted by: MrObvious at January 31, 2020 01:54 PM (5prN7)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 31, 2020 01:52 PM (ZGrMX)
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Math is not hilarious. They said there would be no math.
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: joncelli
--
Hum a little American Pie?
Posted by: FrodoB,
because hobbits don't wear socks at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (veJcn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:55 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (pMGkg)
2 dames in custody.
-
Girl power!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Cat ladies gone mad.
Funny, I haven't seen a picture of them but somehow I already have an idea of what they look like.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM (d6Ksn)
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Trials don't. When they're dismissed. Which is what we're doing here.
Pelosi sanified: Trump can never be acquitted of a theory that he committed a crime.
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (DuZls)
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I will read no bombshells, before its time.
Actually we have a spreadsheet with the timing scenarios all laid out. If this, then that sort of thing. They wanted to make it idiot proof, because, me.
Posted by: Pinch at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (cWBZI)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 31, 2020 01:57 PM (oRpiG)
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Girl power!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 31, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)
Cat ladies gone mad.
Funny, I haven't seen a picture of them but somehow I already have an idea of what they look like.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM
It's the NOOOOOOO dyke from the inauguration and her, uummm, friend, really mom, we are just living together until Terry can find an apartment.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (iBBEC)
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Cat ladies gone mad.
Funny, I haven't seen a picture of them but somehow I already have an idea of what they look like.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 31, 2020 01:56 PM
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Wasn't the last one a crazy asian lady?
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (pMGkg)
this is one of those things where, until you experience it firsthand,
you think it would be cool and exciting to have happen to you.
Then you're there in the plane and its happening and you realize its revolting
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 31, 2020 01:13 PM (IB++I)
I'll be the judge of that.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (DuZls)
Susan Crabtree
@susancrabtree
3h
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks + Profits Could Be Confiscated -- Legal headaches abound for former national security adviser
Article at RCP
Bolton's Security Clearance in Jeopardy in Wake of Book Leaks
https://tinyurl.com/vanfb3h
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
I, stupidly, thought Bolton was smarter than that. I apologize for the oversight.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 01:58 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: irright at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (pMGkg)
The newer planes can be pretty quiet
It's causing problems, because now the engine noise doesn't drown out the noise from the lavatories, so they're going to have to improve the soundproofing on those
Posted by: Greg Q at January 31, 2020 02:01 PM (/0a60)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (iBBEC)
Plante has a pretty good nose. So it calms my doubts about Bolton, until, say, he does something stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:03 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 31, 2020 02:02 PM (iBBEC)
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Now, somewhere in Bizzarro World "The Constitution" is an issue for the Dems.
Because the Republicans assaulted it, and all Trump's lawyers should be disbarred.
It's funny where the real fascists show up.
But that doesn't bother their base, because you should not be so mean to call them fascists. They are not fascistic people. Why would you say that about them?
Posted by: Axeman at January 31, 2020 02:05 PM (DuZls)
Posted by: Agent Cooper at January 31, 2020 02:06 PM (iAwUQ)
Pelosi says no acquital because the trial didn't have witnesses or docs.
Doesn't matter. We've known for 3 years that those lunatics were never going to accept reality.
they didn't accept an election, why would they accept an acquittal?
Posted by: Anachronda at January 31, 2020 02:07 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020
*
*
Don't compare us to him!
Posted by: Bret and Bart Maverick at January 31, 2020 02:08 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Smash'em at January 31, 2020 02:14 PM (21Cty)
Posted by: piratepatch at January 31, 2020 02:18 PM (taXNc)
Posted by: piratepatch at January 31, 2020 02:19 PM (taXNc)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2020 02:35 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 31, 2020 02:36 PM (TQ/zJ)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 31, 2020 02:38 PM (dKUcW)
I don't know the answer, but if I can speculate: Bangles, baby. Bangles."
ace, I can tell you exactly: noise cancelling headphones. For the last 15+ years, my job has involved a flight a week. I have repeatedly heard flight attendants who thought they were covered by the jet noise --- until I (sometimes) informed them of what they had said. At which point there was a lot of "Oh $H!T!" looks.
Posted by: SDN at January 31, 2020 03:14 PM (K9d/B)
Posted by: portlandon at January 31, 2020 04:04 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 04:18 PM (5IHGB)
As Gov. Handouts go I recommend that stay on the books. Cream off the crop stuff.
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Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 04:20 PM (5IHGB)
Biden can you have your staff "talk" to MY STAFF...only take 2 shakes of a lambs tail...............
Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 04:22 PM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 31, 2020 07:36 PM (NvbIF)
Posted by: West at February 02, 2020 03:36 PM (hCqye)
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