There Are Strange Things Done In The Midnight Sun On Ace's Own ONT

Thursday night tip: We've still got 6 more weeks or so of really cold weather. Be extra careful when starting your car, make sure that no animals have curled up underneath it or on the hood for warmth.


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Gun Stuff


Did an anti-gun activist stage a ‘death threat’ for Twitter? (Hint: Yes)

Then there's this:

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I'm not generally a conspiracy theorist, usually they are products of the human mind's need to impose order on chaos, or reluctance to believe that random events can have huge impacts, but something we haven't been told was going on here. And now the story is gone. Poof. Nobody even talks about it any more. Just like shootings that don't fit the narrative.

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So what is it? What actually happened in Vegas? The whole thing is just weird.

Speaking of weird, I was amazed last Friday that nobody commented on that appalling clip from the Vice video that I posted. Not one person. Usually you guys eat that kind of thing up.




Parenting Links


Utah woman fights charges after stepkids see her topless at home Little something for everyone to argue about in this one. I'm still not sure if it was innocent – she took off her shirt while working to keep it from getting dirty and the kids walked in – or if she was trying to make some kind of statement.


An ER doctor was charged with abusing his baby. But 15 medical experts say there's no proof. A travesty if the facts are as presented. Don't take your kids to Wisconsin Childrens. I tend to believe the guy, and here's why. CPS always starts with noble intentions, to protect kids from abuse, and I agree, we should. However, being a government bureaucracy, it soon devolves into an agency that will find abuse, and if none is present, invent abuse, because doing so justifies its existence.


'I've let my brother call me dad for years rather than telling him the ugly truth' And it seems his family just can't abide it. No good deed.....


Take Heart, Morons!


No matter how big an asshole you are, you'll never be as big an asshole as these people. Family installs playscape for their terminally ill son, neighbors sue for $100K

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Well I'll Be. A Principled Democrat


Washington Democrat Forced to Take Down Trump Sign, Will Put Up an Even Bigger One

In our interview, Chambers told me that the larger issue around the sign is whether other people can tell him what to do with his property. “We can argue whether Trump is a good president or not,” he said, “or whether he’s a quality guy. I’ll have that conversation all day long. The larger issue for me is, why do we allow neighbors to tell other neighbors what they can do in their yard? The sign is not a safety issue. It doesn’t overhang into the sidewalk. You literally cannot see the sign unless you’re looking directly at my house as you drive by. And I honestly don’t believe that if this were a Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Joe Biden sign, anyone would have complained.”


Who's A Good Girl?



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1 Evening Horde!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Hiya

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2020 10:03 PM (arJlL)

3 Ding,

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 30, 2020 10:03 PM (w2TA9)

4 Thirſt!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:04 PM (7WaWV)

5 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 30, 2020 10:04 PM (JFzNN)

6 Almost. Off to read content

Posted by: Lurking Cheshirecat at January 30, 2020 10:04 PM (w2TA9)

7 AAAANNNNND He doesn't read the content.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 10:04 PM (bGP4p)

8 Hiya, ONTers.

I had been all set to say, "Hey! We got back from our trip to town just in time!"

But, there was no ONT yet.

So, now I can say, "Hey! I got back from my trip to the bathroom just in time!"

But, it doesn't quite work the same.

Posted by: mindful webworker - eventually at January 30, 2020 10:04 PM (0mP7b)

9 Top 10 and no hair on fire..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 10:05 PM (+ldAm)

10 Just willowed, and now Schiff is fantasizing again:


669
I think Lamar is going to vote against witnesses.
Philbin is asking a
question by he adn Graham asking "Assuming everrything Bolton says is
what the House Managers think, does this rise to an impeachable
offense?"

Philbin is saying, no way doesn't rise to that and explains thoroughly right now.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:02 PM (ufFY

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:05 PM (ufFY8)

11 I didn't know BMW's had three horns.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 10:05 PM (Y4EXg)

12 Have the Democrats arrested that illegitimate president guy yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:05 PM (sy5kK)

13

Hoo, my little pretty one, my pretty one
When you gonna give me some time, Carona?
Hoo, you make my motor run, my motor run
Gun it comin' off of the line, Carona

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 10:06 PM (aKsyK)

14 Good Thursday evening, Horde!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:07 PM (TdMsT)

15 That bulletin board... is it real? If so, awesome.

Posted by: Dr Alice at January 30, 2020 10:07 PM (oW/8k)

16 Desert forks are notoriously blunt because they only have to go through sand.
Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 10:04 PM (Q6vhk)

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Ya gotta bang them on concrete and rust them in a rain barrel.

Posted by: Cornpop at January 30, 2020 10:07 PM (DuZls)

17 Las Vegas shooting was a CIA/FBI op that went pear shaped toot sweet.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:09 PM (LHT0w)

18 That gun cabinet is awesome.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:09 PM (TdMsT)

19 Evening everyone.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:10 PM (K22Va)

20 Holy smokin' lasagna, Batman! There's a cow on the batmobile!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 10:10 PM (Vy7tf)

21 I could see having a gun cabinet like that.

I can't see filming it and putting it on the overwebz.

And I sure can't see hooking it up to Alexa.

Posted by: mindful webworker - Alexa! How do I destroy Goo goyle? at January 30, 2020 10:10 PM (0mP7b)

22 Thursday Evening ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 30, 2020 10:10 PM (LPnfS)

23 About another 20 minutes of questions, maybe?

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (M5wRT)

24 "Alexa, we need guns" is awesome.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (wiXsO)

25 Wow, just got an e-mail from Kayak. $99.00 to China! One way.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (hLKSS)

26 Chambers appeared on my podcast to talk about the whole thing. He told me that some folks made comments in a Facebook group for the local community that they would come to his house to deface the sign, egg the sign, and damage his property.

Chambers then said, with a chuckle, "At that point, I decided the sign was going to stay up. As much as I'm not a Trump fan, I'm even less of a fan of people threatening to come to my house and damage my property. I figured if I took the sign down, it would somehow allow them to think that they caused me to take it down."
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He may not be a Trump fan, but he isn't a fan of today's Democrats, either.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (sy5kK)

27 The topless Utah woman story seems interesting but I'm scared to hit the link. I've been burned before.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (4thlk)

28 It's Tool Time!

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (HuH1F)

29 20
Holy smokin' lasagna, Batman! There's a cow on the batmobile!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 10:10 PM (Vy7tf)


Alfred! We'll be taking the Batcycles, get Batcow back to the Batfarm.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (aRg0N)

30 Las Vegas and their hotels probably have more CCTV
security cameras than anywhere on the planet.

The should have been able to piece together every nanosecond of his comings and goings.

The would have had his phone, his meta data, his computer history, work history, everything.


But nope, FBI knows jack and shit.


This is bullshit.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (0keV9)

31 24 "Alexa, we need guns" is awesome.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (wiXsO)


I felt a little flutter. Somewhere.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

32 WeirdDave,
Thanks a million for the photos of both sides of a billboard. I'm still chuckling. I needed this after another day of the SchiffShow.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (AMIL/)

33 I felt a little flutter. Somewhere.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM



Go on...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (7WaWV)

34 The car is a Bee Emmmoooooo Dubya.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (QzJWU)

35 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (wiXsO)

36 Hi everyone. Hope you're going to have a great weekend.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (l9m7l)

37
"An ER doctor was charged with abusing his baby. But 15 medical experts say there's no proof. A travesty if the facts are as presented. Don't take your kids to Wisconsin Childrens. I tend to believe the guy, and here's why. CPS always starts with noble intentions, to protect kids from abuse, and I agree, we should. However, being a government bureaucracy, it soon devolves into an agency that will find abuse, and if none is present, invent abuse, because doing so justifies its existence."

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Did not look at the link. Let me guess, the parent is white or asian? Or not a minority?

Even though they will let minority children live in homes with addicts actively abusing drugs, because reasons.

Posted by: Wild Guesses at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (+0uDE)

38 lowandslow

She is a built One.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (u82oZ)

39 I mean, what do you do if a bull cow is sitting on the hood of your car?
"Excuse me?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (o1fzk)

40 I'm calling "Photoshop" on the cow. Front suspension on the car is barely compressed...

Posted by: Norman Spiny at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (OAS7z)

41 Cold cow on a warm car hood. Not seen it on a BMW hood before.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (y/fJ4)

42 Tonight's ONT is brought to you by the perfect film:

Neither Nazis nor Zombies nor Zombie Nazis are mentioned.

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (LPnfS)

43 I wanna watch velocipastor

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (G546f)

44 24
"Alexa, we need guns" is awesome.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (wiXsO)

Here are references to three gunshops, two law firms, and four banks.

Posted by: Alexa as Warren Zevon at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (aRg0N)

45 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM

Put it in forward, go as fast as you can, hit the brakes?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:13 PM (hLKSS)

46 That sausage ad, wow.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)

47 Schiff asks for one week of witnesses.

"I'll make them talk!" he said.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2020 10:14 PM (DuZls)

48 Keep your fork away from my sausage. Please.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (u82oZ)

49 Just the type of thing I would prefer to have uncut.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (DuZls)

50 BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (l9m7l)

And likewise for you ...

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (LPnfS)

51 But nope, FBI knows jack and shit.


This is bullshit.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 10:11 PM (0keV9)

'Twas talking to Mrs. Mahon about this the other night, and mentioned 50 killed, 500 wounded. She said "No way." then she looked it up.

Something truly awful happened, and the Feebs are hiding it. Is there a non-Infowarz type venue that has done some hard digging on this? Because it is really hard for an amateur like me to find anything.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)

52 45 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM

ask her to moove

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (rpxSz)

53 Vee haf vays of making them talk!

Posted by: Maj Schiff at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (l3+k2)

54
Well, you made me look at VelociPastor.

I don't smoke marijuana, but it seems like a movie you'd really enjoy while you're high on marijuana.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (13CQC)

55 35 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (wiXsO)

~~~

It involves hamburger.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (qu1px)

56 They pulled the same shit with Kavanaugh, "Just give us one more week."

It didn't work then and I hope it doesn't work now.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:16 PM (o1fzk)

57 Someone here said earlier today they got a text from Bernie's campaign. This guy had the perfect response to one of those texts:

https://tinyurl.com/r97naao

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:16 PM (cF8AT)

58 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM
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Tip her well.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2020 10:16 PM (DuZls)

59 35
How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (wiXsO)

Get in, start the car, accelerate slowly to about 45 mph, hit the brakes, pop it into reverse, slam on the brakes as you turn the wheel, slide to facing the way you came from, and floor it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:16 PM (aRg0N)

60 Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons

That was when I realized the FBI was irredeemably broken at every level. I had plenty of issues with their performance before, but that was it for me.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM (u82oZ)

61 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (wiXsO)


Talk her into getting on the hood of an udder car.

Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM (Uu+Jp)

62 I uncovered a drinking game from reading Stephen Baxter's 'Proxima' (2015). Every time Baxter makes a reference to global warming, down a shot.

If I was playing this game, I would be too drunk to post by now (page 63). "Artificial islands in the Florida Sea".

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM (ykYG2)

63 Velocipastor was hilarious. Highly recommend

Posted by: Jmel at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM (OeWgo)

64 Whats the latest are the RINOs gonna rino or do the right thing?

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM (HjbC9)

65 A veritable feast for the senses, thank you WD!

Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM (+00Vt)

66 " How do you get a cow off the hood if a BMW?'

Just grab the bull by the horns.
And pull.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (o1fzk)

67 I prefers cows on the grille as opposed to the hood.

Posted by: Pseudonymous Surfperch, Connoisseur of BBQ at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (tVQUs)

68 The beemer... It's got what the gerries would call "Kuhvergnűgen"...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (7WaWV)

69
Hrothgar!!!

Salty Dog!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (TdMsT)

70 Put it in forward, go as fast as you can, hit the brakes?

Or floor it in reverse.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (K22Va)

71
Something truly awful happened, and the Feebs are hiding it. Is there a non-Infowarz type venue that has done some hard digging on this? Because it is really hard for an amateur like me to find anything.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 30, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)


We will know nothing, because it has been suppressed by our "bettors".

Wayne Allen Root has a radio show in Las Vegas, and has probably done more than anyone else to dig up truth.

A rumor I heard was that the top floors of the hotel were owned by the Saudis.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (sy5kK)

72 @51

Nope, The Feds locked everything down and literally not a singe "News" organization has pursued this one iota.


So what went on there will never be truly known.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (0keV9)

73 The whole child protection farce is failing children.

Thousands of children are born to addicted, drug infested parents. No one stops this from occurring

Children are born every day in this country addicted to meth, heroine, crack, marijuana. They will grow up with horrible emotional and behavioral issues.

The cycle repeats. And the policy is to try and reunify these poor children with the parents, that willingly did this to them.

This is so fucked up and disgusting. This keeps the welfare flowing and lots of people with job security.

Prove I am wrong.

You cannot.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (haWye)

74 Hey everybody.

How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?

20 years ago, the punchline would have been:

Ask Anna Nicole Smith to get off it.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

75 There have only ever been 15 federal impeachment trials? Jeffries says that.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (M5wRT)

76 fuckin romney hauling cows now? what a prick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (KP5rU)

77 Like children the Democrats are going to plead the same nonsense over and over and like weak parents the Republicans are going to give in.

Bring back corporal punishment.

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (RKPlw)

78 Blondie:

https://tinyurl.com/tqw5smx

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (aRg0N)

79 Another game to play with Stephen Baxter books is, how long before some woman gets r@ped. I quit reading Stone Spring after this happened around page 30 or so. He shows some restraint in Proxima: page 40.

I'm (so far) glad I got this one in a thrift store for $1.09.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (ykYG2)

80 Put it in forward, go as fast as you can, hit the brakes?

Or floor it in reverse.
Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:18 PM (K22Va)
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Floor it?!

Posted by: Spongebob at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (DuZls)

81 30: They know exactly what happened. Just as they know all about Epstein, who didn't kill himself. FOR May be more corrupt than State.

Posted by: Epstein didn't do a lot of things at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (ONvIw)

82
Talk her into getting on the hood of an udder car.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM

Cheesy, but well done. I am sure the horde will milk it for all it's worth. Some might have a beef with it, some will say it's time to moove on.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (hLKSS)

83 " How do you get a cow off the hood if a BMW?'

Coax her into the back seat for more privacy.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (qu1px)

84 27 The topless Utah woman story seems interesting but I'm scared to hit the link. I've been burned before.
Posted by: lowandslow


Does that cute Jessica Yaniv gal have a foster care license?

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (+lVUW)

85 Holy hell.. I'm dying here with that rooftop advertising and I sent it to my buddy's group chat and he replied that our other bro had that mounted on his rooftop advertising link loins,,

Im laughing like a 7th grader who loudly farted in a quiet classroom.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 10:20 PM (+ldAm)

86 Meanwhile, Andrew McCabe...

Still. Not. Indicated.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (DU2N9)

87 52 45 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM

Use the horns?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (Vy7tf)

88 Hakim Jeffries just ain't too bright.

But Schiff needs time to write his interior monologues and can't answer every question.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (o1fzk)

89 @86

And will never be.

Sad.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (0keV9)

90 Got the Monty Python's Flying Circus Complete Set in the mail tonight, and watched the first two episodes. Kind of forgot just how much of a smoke-show Carol Cleveland was. Holy hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (x8Wzq)

91 The Dems probably want the Senate to vote against witnesses so they can start the impeachment process in the House again in order to hear from the witnesses they want.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)

92 Cow is photoshopped. That pic was debunked a long time ago.

Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM (dB+c3)

93 Romney Q.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM (M5wRT)

94
Ladyl!!


(And NaCly)

Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM (+00Vt)

95 If we do end up with witnesses, the one benefit to it is that it keeps the media and Dems focused on this stupid clown show, instead of starting the next stupid clown show that they have on tap.

We are going to listening to this stupid crap for the next 5 years, so it really doesn't matter whether it is this or the next invented outrage.

Anyone want to start a pool on how many times Trump is impeached?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM (PHotS)

96 91 The Dems probably want the Senate to vote against witnesses so they can start the impeachment process in the House again in order to hear from the witnesses they want.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM (l3+k2)



Probably?


You nailed it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM (sy5kK)

97
37 Posted by: Wild Guesses at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (+0uDE

I scanned the article. Yes I was correct

Posted by: Wild Guesses at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (+0uDE)

98 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:12 PM (wiXsO

********

Very carefully

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (flINI)

99 The Dems probably want the Senate to vote against witnesses so they can start the impeachment process in the House again in order to hear from the witnesses they want.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM

I agree except that they want the narrative to be, Corrupt Republicans blocked the truth from coming out!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (hLKSS)

100 How do you get a cow off the hood if a BMW?'


Easy.... You say.... Yo! Rancida I use bacon fat as car wax.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (myjNJ)

101 Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons

That was when I realized the FBI was irredeemably broken at every level. I had plenty of issues with their performance before, but that was it for me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Started with Randy Weaver & Branch Davidians.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (LHT0w)

102 86: That is how we know the DOJ is thoroughly corrupt

Posted by: Epstein didn't do a lot of things at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (ONvIw)

103 Oh. I found the source of that Pelosi quote. What she said is that the Senate can't acquit Trump because the the Senate Trial isn't a trial!

LOL!

I think that's just her dentures talking.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (DuZls)

104 Political Commissar Hrothgar

I owe you an email before I stuff the book box. Tomorrow.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (u82oZ)

105 Hrothgar!!!

Salty Dog!!!
Posted by: Ladyl

Guess I should change my nic to chopped liver.

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (arJlL)

106
We are going to listening to this stupid crap for the next 5 years, so it really doesn't matter whether it is this or the next invented outrage.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM (PHotS)


Not if Repubs re-take the House.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (sy5kK)

107 Talk her into getting on the hood of an udder car.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 30, 2020 10:17 PM

Cheesy, but well done. I am sure the horde will milk it for all it's worth. Some might have a beef with it, some will say it's time to moove on.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:19 PM (hLKSS)

It would certainly behoove us to move to greener pastures of discussion!

Posted by: Political Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (+00Vt)

108 Even though they will let minority children live in homes with addicts actively abusing drugs, because reasons.
Posted by: Wild Guesses


I once knew someone who was friends with the district attorney. They absolutely had a double standard when it came to the safety of children. Not sure if it is true in all counties. The bigotry of low expectations is a real thing.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (+lVUW)

109 I subscribe to the theory that the Las Vegas Massacre was cover for the attempted kidnapping/assassination of some Saudi prince...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (7WaWV)

110 Have a great night, everyone.

Two under a blanket thrive. May the warmth be with you and yours.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (u82oZ)

111 {{{{JT!!!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)

112 The Dems probably want the Senate to vote against witnesses so they can start the impeachment process in the House again in order to hear from the witnesses they want.
Posted by: davidt


They Senate won't even consider another impeachment after this one. Especially with no crimes.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (LHT0w)

113 Good night, Salty Dog!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (TdMsT)

114 What do the Democrats think Bolton has on Trump?
Do they think he's going to spill it?
Do they believe Trump isn't going to fight back?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (o1fzk)

115 Fucking Romney trying to throw a wrench in it, with his question, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (ufFY8)

116 Cow is photoshopped. That pic was debunked a long time ago.
Posted by: Bat Chain Puller at January 30, 2020 10:22 PM

Had to be, the front end isn't even sagging down. That cow weighs 1,200 lbs or so. No way that would happen without the hood collapsing and the front end on the ground.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (hLKSS)

117 35 How do you get a cow off the hood of a BMW?
Posted by: redridinghood
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Put it in reverse and floor it?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (+ldAm)

118 I doubt the hood of a BMW could handle a cow without crumpling.

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

119 That is the BIGGEST gol-dang cat I have ever seen sleeping on the warm hood of a car.

Posted by: BifBewalski at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (VcFUs)

120 "101 Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons

That was when I realized the FBI was irredeemably broken at every level. I had plenty of issues with their performance before, but that was it for me.
Posted by: NaCly Dog


Started with Randy Weaver & Branch Davidians."

Yes, at least then. When there are that many civilians killed with no accountability, you get where we are today. But God help a soldier who kills an Afghan...that's not who we are!

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (puu6v)

121 Dammit, I hate when I forget I already ate the leftover cold pizza.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (K22Va)

122 109 --I agree.

Even Trump doesn't ever mention it or tweet about it.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (o1fzk)

123 The Dems need to be voted out with extreme prejudice.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (ufFY8)

124 Oh. I found the source of that Pelosi quote. What she said is that the Senate can't acquit Trump because the the Senate Trial isn't a trial!

LOL!

I think that's just her dentures talking.
Posted by: Axeman at Januar

If they can convict, they can acquit

Posted by: LASue at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (Ed8Zd)

125 I subscribe to the theory that the Las Vegas Massacre was cover for the attempted kidnapping/assassination of some Saudi prince...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto



That's actually a very good possibility. Wasn't there one in town at that hotel that weekend?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (LHT0w)

126 99 The Dems probably want the Senate to vote against witnesses so they can start the impeachment process in the House again in order to hear from the witnesses they want.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:21 PM

I agree except that they want the narrative to be, Corrupt Republicans blocked the truth from coming out!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (hLKSS)

I sort of agree with this, but I can't help thinking that the 'moderate' Dems that held hands and jumped because Pelosi said so were under the impression that this would be behind them by 2020, and they wouldn't have to broadcast their impeach vote in the middle of primary season.

If the Dems had a second bite of the impeachment apple in the House, I'm not sure Pelosi will be able to herd all these cats this time.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM (m2EfB)

127 109 I subscribe to the theory that the Las Vegas Massacre was cover for the attempted kidnapping/assassination of some Saudi prince...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (7WaWV)


We only have rumors, not facts.

The rumor was that a bunch of Saudis jumped on their jets the next day and flew home.

Which would make sense if you just missed being assassinated.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (sy5kK)

128 Had to be, the front end isn't even sagging down. That cow weighs 1,200 lbs or so. No way that would happen without the hood collapsing and the front end on the ground.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (hLKSS)
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You're right. There would be at least an impression underneat the cow.

It really looks as if the cow is hovering over the car.

Posted by: Axeman at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (DuZls)

129 When your property value concerns you more than the happiness of a kid with a fatal illness, yeah, I have no good things to say about you. That story pisses me right off.

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (MmFTx)

130 That big sausage perfectly co-ordinated with the male model has to be a photoshop too.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (o1fzk)

131 Started with Randy Weaver & Branch Davidians.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:23 PM (LHT0w)

Well, to be fair...

Posted by: Whitey Bulger (Deceased) at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (+00Vt)

132 That anti-gun activist hoax.. someone pointed out in his Twitter thread that there was a surveillance camera clearly visible in the reflection of the windshield pointing right at his care. The poster asked if the police has reviewed the footage.
He soon deleted the post!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2020 10:28 PM (CjFDo)

133 Howdy, ONT type people!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:28 PM (NWiLs)

134 129, I hate people like that. They are miserable pricks.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:28 PM (o1fzk)

135 First, we need to END this sham-preachment thing TOMORROW.

Next, we need to utterly humiliate the Dems in every way, t'ween now and November.

And then, destroy them at the polls. Make it the most humiliating National loss in electoral history.

At which time, we need to make Inauguration Day, 2021, the hugest coast-to-coast party this country has ever seen.

And frankly, the entire Dem cadre of House & Senate shitheads who pushed all of this, should be pushed down Constitution Avenue like so many cattle, suffering any manner of abuse the spectators might wish to serve up.

I've not a scintilla of mercy for these traitorous asswipes. None.

The Punishment Must Be Real.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2020 10:29 PM (QzJWU)

136
They Senate won't even consider another impeachment after this one. Especially with no crimes.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:24 PM (LHT0w)


The entire reason for Shampeachment is to generate negative press on Trump.

So it doesn't really matter if the Senate blows them off, Progda will keep it going 24/7.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:29 PM (sy5kK)

137 Dinosaurs suck at fighting crime. It's the tiny arms.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)

138 It's to the point where I'm thinking everything is corrupt now. I don't trust our govt or politicians, the media or big Corporation Cabals. I'm just going to live with how disappointed I am and try to come to terms with the fact that we are only as important as our tax contributions.

Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 30, 2020 10:29 PM (KSBDE)

139 when are they gonna stop with these stupid questions

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:29 PM (rpxSz)

140 {{{{JT!!!}}}
Posted by: Ladyl a

Hiya Ladyl !

Hugs returned !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2020 10:30 PM (arJlL)

141 The rumor was that a bunch of Saudis jumped on their jets the next day and flew home.
...
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (sy5kK)

Much like they did after a fine fall day in September 2001

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:30 PM (+00Vt)

142 That bulletin board... is it real? If so, awesome.


We used to crack up laughing heading into New Orleans on I-10 when we saw the Wagner's Meat sign. "Wagner's...You can't beat our meat."

Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 10:30 PM (MmFTx)

143 And frankly, the entire Dem cadre of House & Senate shitheads who pushed all of this, should be pushed down Constitution Avenue like so many cattle, suffering any manner of abuse the spectators might wish to serve up.

And then airlifted to Wuhan.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 30, 2020 10:30 PM (pPNCa)

144 139 when are they gonna stop with these stupid questions

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:29 PM (rpxSz)

I'm convinced I've died and gone to hell and this is my punishment...

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:30 PM (cF8AT)

145 The whole country will be united, at least, behind an intense dislike of Adam Schiff.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:31 PM (M5wRT)

146 All around the mulberry bush,
The monkey chased the weasel.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:31 PM (K22Va)

147 Im laughing like a 7th grader who loudly farted in a quiet classroom.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 10:20 PM (+ldAm)

My friends and I have tried to convince their wives/girlfriends that the sense of humor men have ceases to develop during the 7th grade. Thus fart jokes are always funny. Of course we get repeated denials from the ladies.

And then I point out how most work place environments have the same dynamics of a middle school (and based on what they have said their workplaces are a kindergarten). At that point they want to change the subject. So we let them, because that's as good as an admission of victory as we are going to get.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:31 PM (aRg0N)

148 Hrothgar, technically still summer. I don't think they waiting until the 20th.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

149 Only thing about that LV conspiracy is he mentions AR15 (5.56mm) and a possible M-240 (7.62mm). Wounds would be considerably different.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (XDUl9)

150
Michael Steele, former RNC Chairman, was on a video clip on Laura Ingraham just now.

He was on MSNBC using the "King Trump" phrase of bullshit, along with those other smear-queens that used it today as their JournOList phrase of the day.




What a piece of human garbage.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (sy5kK)

151 Rickb,

I disagree. The FBI has been rotten for decades. Under Bobby Kennedy they tapped MLKs phone, and other people that Hoover distrusted. Their terrible behavior in the 60s is well documented. They have been out of control and a law unto themselves for all of my life, and probably before that, perhaps as far back as the 1940s.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (bGP4p)

152 That's actually a very good possibility. Wasn't there one in town at that hotel that weekend?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:26 PM



Indeed! IIRC, there was a CCTV video of the prince being hustled by his body guards out of a nearby hotel whilst the shooting was going on -- in the nick of time, apparently...

I don't think there was anything particularly 'fishy' about the cover-up/silence on the matter...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (7WaWV)

153 The dems know that witness or not it's DOA. They want to call the Reps obstructionists! Corrupt! They don't want the truth to come out! etc. etc. ad nauseum. Rrrrrruuussia failed so this was stage 2 coup. They fcked that up too. This thing will backfire bigly.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (hLKSS)

154 118 I doubt the hood of a BMW could handle a cow without crumpling.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

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Metric or Imperial?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 10:33 PM (XVuno)

155 Insom!!!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:33 PM (+00Vt)

156 The Pelosi would be delivered to the psych ward. The Pelosi would be kept comfortable. The Pelosi would be resuscitated if that is what the attendant and the family desired. And then a discussion would ensue between the doctor and the ambitious daughter.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at January 30, 2020 10:33 PM (+f+xC)

157 Buona notte, orda

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:34 PM (G546f)

158
Gave Miss Dot her first bath in several months. When Her Majesty turned the high-speed dryer on her, the clouds of hair flying around were impressive. Delilah got bathed as well for shows in Texarkana this weekend.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 10:34 PM (7rVsF)

159 155 Insom!!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:33 PM (+00Vt)

Hey Hrothgar!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:34 PM (NWiLs)

160 convinced I've died and gone to hell and this is my punishment...
Posted by: Tami


Maybe I was some Bronze Age Ted Bundy in a previous life. Whatever it was I did, I'm sure it was bad.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 10:34 PM (ykYG2)

161 137
Dinosaurs suck at fighting crime. It's the tiny arms.

Really shitty at catching passes too.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:35 PM (K22Va)

162 Tami, you should be having fun on uour birthday, not getting tortured by Dems

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:35 PM (G546f)

163 The guy in the Vice video pulling the trigger of the Thompson at the cameraman set off my gaydar.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (aS1PU)

164 the fbi has been a criminal organization since its inception. it's baked in the cake.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

165 Fucking Romney trying to throw a wrench in it, with his question, I think.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM (ufFY
**********
I missed it what did he ask?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (wiXsO)

166 Do you think the Senators are as bored with this crap as we are? I feel like 4 GOP that vote for witnesses might be taken out back and beat up by the others.

I can't imagine anyone would be happy with making this crap go on and on.

For the life of me I can't understand why the Dems running for president would vote to keep this going. They are slitting their own throats.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (PHotS)

167 I disagree. The FBI has been rotten for decades. Under Bobby Kennedy they tapped MLKs phone, and other people that Hoover distrusted. Their terrible behavior in the 60s is well documented. They have been out of control and a law unto themselves for all of my life, and probably before that, perhaps as far back as the 1940s.
Posted by: David, Lt. Col.



I agree with you. It was the BD and Randy Weaver that brought it to the forefront for me. That's when they screwed up and let the masks slip where we saw their criminality. Most of the prior stuff was pretty well either hush hush or they had an air of plausible deniability about them.

They almost fucked up in that stand off out west over grazing rights. They would have bulldozed that guy if it wasn't for armed people begging for a fight.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (LHT0w)

168 158
Doggeh needs a bath too

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (G546f)

169 161
137

Dinosaurs suck at fighting crime. It's the tiny arms.

Really shitty at catching passes too.


Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:35 PM (K22Va)

That Triceratops defensive line is something.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (aRg0N)

170 118 I doubt the hood of a BMW could handle a cow without crumpling.
Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 10:25 PM

My old Chrysler Imperial or Cordoba could take the weight of 3 or 4 people at the drive inn (lawn, move off of) Now you can't set a can of coke on the things without it buckling.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (hLKSS)

171 Thanks WeirdDave!

Posted by: Kazi at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (0x00j)

172 BMW guy must have ordered a pretty big steak, rare.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (Vy7tf)

173 ladyl, insom!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (KP5rU)

174 Insom!

Jim!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)

175 147 Im laughing like a 7th grader who loudly farted in a quiet classroom.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine

My friends and I have tried to convince their wives/girlfriends that the sense of humor men have ceases to develop during the 7th grade. Thus fart jokes are always funny. Of course we get repeated denials from the ladies.

And then I point out how most work place environments have the same dynamics of a middle school (and based on what they have said their workplaces are a kindergarten). At that point they want to change the subject. So we let them, because that's as good as an admission of victory as we are going to get.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear!
--------
My wife knows we are nutz and she just refers to the gang as the boys. She'll see something completely inappropriate pop up on my phone (some of the guys are brutal), roll her eyes and say "must be the boys again no?"

I'll take that as a win.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (+ldAm)

176 Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 30, 2020 10:32 PM (ykYG2)

Bonus points to you, for some reason I still think of it as a fall day, but you are right they were all gone well before the equinox!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (+00Vt)

177 137 Dinosaurs suck at fighting crime. It's the tiny arms.

As a retired dentist I guarantee they can't floss worth shit either.

Posted by: MrObvious at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (5prN7)

178 At which time, we need to make Inauguration Day, 2021, the hugest coast-to-coast party this country has ever seen.



And frankly, the entire Dem cadre of House Senate shitheads
who pushed all of this, should be pushed down Constitution Avenue like
so many cattle, suffering any manner of abuse the spectators might wish
to serve up.



I've not a scintilla of mercy for these traitorous asswipes. None.



The Punishment Must Be Real.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX



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Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (q1Pj5)

179 Addicted to Love



https://tinyurl.com/yxytysjv

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (aRg0N)

180 I like that principled Democrat guy in Washington state. I hope his Trump banner is just as yuuuuge and perfect as he says it is.

The billboard advertising fail is fucking hysterical.

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (Y8PSl)

181 Stupid Klobuchar can't even phrase her question in the form of a question.

stupid bint.

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (ufFY8)

182 Chavez!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)

183 BMW guy must have ordered a pretty big steak, rare.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM

He tried to put it on the grill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (hLKSS)

184 Ladyl! Chavez!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (NWiLs)

185 Biden argued against witnesses in 1999 impeachment trial memo

Politico: https://tinyurl.com/qrasaqf

And...

Sekulow just read it on the floor.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (cF8AT)

186 Did Nadler just say 'nonsense again??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (ufFY8)

187 I have a niece who was at the concert where the Las Vegas shootings took place.

She and her husband were standing, listening to the concert when a guy next to them went down from a bullet in the head.

My nephew, Mr. Toxic Masculinity, grabbed his wife and another gal, threw them on the ground then got on top of them both, shielding them with his body.

They eventually found shelter under a bus.

My niece had nightmares for a year after that.

Yet, the whole incident is gone and the FBI closed it, saying, "no idea why."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (WEBkv)

188 Last Q before adjournment!!!

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (M5wRT)

189 I'm officially putting my Death Pool entry in as Newt Gingrich..... by June 2020......

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (jjaLl)

190 Tami, you should be having fun on uour birthday, not getting tortured by Dems
Posted by: vmom 2020

Happy Birthday Tami !

Posted by: JT at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (arJlL)

191 One story I read about the Las Vegas massacre was some Middle Eastern terrorists were trying to kill some Prince with all the oil money. The gunmen were shooting up the concert to draw all the attention, and law enforcement, while the real team hit the Prince at some Strip hotel.

Only the Prince had decided to fly to California and was not even in the state. The rest was just government cover-up.

I put in Info-wars category but it would explain some things.

Posted by: JB1000 at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (5Zwgf)

192 Did Nadler just say 'nonsense again??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (ufFY
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He did indeed. He's a cartoon character.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (/669Q)

193
Utah woman fights charges after stepkids see her topless at home


EEVIL TITTY HOORRR

BURN THE WITCH

lol

Posted by: deplorable unperson - aka "Pepe" at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (q0qV7)

194 164 the fbi has been a criminal organization since its inception. it's baked in the cake.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


Well it was founded by that dress wearing J Edgar Hoover.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

195 A few more regulars and we'll almost have a sub thread going. I'm waiting for AoP to show!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:40 PM (+00Vt)

196 The Dem with the Trump sign, put up by his Republican friend, has a good sense of humor. Wish there were more Dems like him.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:40 PM (wiXsO)

197 186 Did Nadler just say 'nonsense again??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM (ufF

Yes.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:40 PM (M5wRT)

198 What's a metric cow?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (87EdW)

199 I'm not sure I'd want to marry a woman that walked around topless in front of my daughter while drunk.

But if she was, in fact, hanging drywall, I'd have to give some serious consideration.

A good drywall person is hard to find.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (C2rVF)

200
It would be nice if Robert's slammed one of the questions on the table and said in an exasperated voice, "I. Do not. Have. Time. For this!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (7rVsF)

201 I believe all the conspiracy theories now
Including the Vegas shooting being a gover for assassination

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (G546f)

202 My wife knows we are nutz and she just refers to the
gang as the boys. She'll see something completely inappropriate pop up
on my phone (some of the guys are brutal), roll her eyes and say "must
be the boys again no?"



I'll take that as a win.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (+ldAm)


High five, fist bump, whatever we do these days.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (aRg0N)

203 "Dinosaurs suck at fighting crime. It's the tiny arms.
As a retired dentist I guarantee they can't floss worth shit either."

They won't go blind or get hairy palms either.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (R29S9)

204 EEVIL TITTY HOORRR


Posted by: deplorable unperson



*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (LHT0w)

205 Did Nadler just say 'nonsense again??

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:38 PM

Well, he was speaking wasn't he. Oh the quotation marks, sorry. His voice is the most grating Elmer Fudd fckd up grating voice ever.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (hLKSS)

206 Bluebell!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (TdMsT)

207
Huh.

Just found out that the Latin phrase for "Democrat" is "Blowus Jobbus".

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)

208 ..Insom!

Jim!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:37 PM (TdMsT)



Well, though I do tend to stay awake most nights past midnight, I'm no Insomniac.

Who is a helluva good guy, btw.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

*grins* @ Ladyl

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (QzJWU)

209 Okay.
Adjourned.
Now let's see what Lamar says.

Good grief.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (ufFY8)

210 Anyone catch how Nadler bypassed Schiff. Schiff doesn't want him up for a good reason, he's just horrible.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (4thlk)

211
WeirdDave, thanks for the ONT, VelociPastor in particular.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (13CQC)

212 Adjourned until 1pm.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (M5wRT)

213 They almost fucked up in that stand off out west over grazing rights. They would have bulldozed that guy if it wasn't for armed people begging for a fight.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:36 PM (LHT0w)
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And, interesting all the charges were dropped when it turned out the government, surprise surprise, turned out to have lied about the snipers?

No armed patriots show up, Bundy is burned out and everyone is killed.

It appears more than a few people took the "No more Waco's" to heart.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (WEBkv)

214 Hi Ladyl! Just popping in before I head up to bed, and stupidly turned on the last of the impeachment stuff. I don't know why I do that to myself.

Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (/669Q)

215 Ever since Obama, it's like all the conspiracy theories are real

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (G546f)

216 162 Tami, you should be having fun on uour birthday, not getting tortured by Dems

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:35 PM (G546f)

I should right?!

I'm a glutton for punishment.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (cF8AT)

217 Well it was founded by that dress wearing J Edgar Hoover.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

I think the style book requires at the very least a "NTTATWWT" to be appended to that statement

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (+00Vt)

218 How many more babies will have to suffer through the exposure to mommy's chesticles?


The nipples alone can put our eyes out.


Thank Buddha that the government is here to save the chilluns.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (q0qV7)

219 The Q and A shitshow is done

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (q1Pj5)

220
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

*grins* @ Ladyl
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (QzJWU)


Awww Jim!

I hope you are as fine as frog hair!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)

221
So this was the end of the question period. What comes next? Closing arguments?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM (13CQC)

222 Nadler was rude and should be censured.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM (M5wRT)

223 Quilter,


Only thing about that LV conspiracy is he mentions AR15 (5.56mm) and a possible M-240 (7.62mm). Wounds would be considerably different.


You are confusing an M249 SAW (Squad Automatic Weapon) which is chambered for 5.56 mm with the M-60, which is chambered for 7.62 mm.

SAWs are deployed at a squad level (duh, squad automatic weapon), two per squad, while M-60s are deployed at the platoon level, two per platoon. Interesting point: 80% of an infantry platoon's firepower is due to the 2 M-60 machine guns.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM (bGP4p)

224 Posted by: JT at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (arJlL)

Thanks JT!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM (cF8AT)

225
Something strange just happened. Schiff was on his way to the podium for the last question, and Nadler cut him off at the pass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 10:44 PM (13CQC)

226 I just read the topless woman story, and I'm pretty sure I've read it before.

I guarantee you this is the ex-wife getting even with the new wife.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:44 PM (PHotS)

227 221


So this was the end of the question period. What comes next? Closing arguments?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM (13CQC)

Motion and votes for witnesses.
If no witnesses, then probably a vote to acquit.
That will last all day and night probably. At a minimum.


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (ufFY8)

228 Nadler was rude and should be censured.

His actual "wife"?

Has actual "cancer" .


Priorities

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (q0qV7)

229 214 Hi Ladyl! Just popping in before I head up to bed, and stupidly turned on the last of the impeachment stuff. I don't know why I do that to myself.
Posted by: bluebell at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (/669Q)


Oh Bluebell. You are stronger than I am. I haven't been able to watch the news since President Trump was elected.

I get so angry I can't sleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

230
What comes next? Closing arguments?

Pointless bloviating. Absurd posturing. Arm twisting. Blood in the cloakrooms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7rVsF)

231
I put in Info-wars category but it would explain some things.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 30, 2020 10:39 PM (5Zwgf)


Dollar for dollar, Infowars is more accurate with their limited resources than CNN, any day, and twice on Sundays.

And I am agreeing Infowars is way, way out there.

Like Eastern Saturn.

Still, more accurate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (sy5kK)

232 What's a metric cow?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (87EdW)

---------

Five bucks, same as in town.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (XVuno)

233 There's a reason why Schiff has gone totally bananas and I don't think it's because he thinks he's winning.

He's doing someone elses bidding, who I don't know.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (o1fzk)

234 Nadler was rude and should be censured.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM

Or harpooned.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (hLKSS)

235 What's a metric cow?
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (87EdW)

It's much like an Imperial cow, but with a really bad attitude, especially after Brexit!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (+00Vt)

236 233: soros.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (KP5rU)

237 The dems are just playing a game to see if they can extend this through the night of the SOTU address for embarrassment. I think at this point it's that simple.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (l6b3d)

238 Las Vegas shooting was a CIA/FBI op that went pear shaped toot sweet.



Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:09 PM (LHT0w)

Most likely not so much a "conspiracy" as an epic bumbling of an op like "Fast and Furious." The guns were probably fake, and when he called their bluff, they supplied him with the real deal, hoping he'd take them to the sooper-seekrit Naaaahtzi hideout. Then they lost track of him in Vegas until the shooting started. Immediately the coverup began, aided by a media who is happy to shove deaths under the rug if it doesn't fit their precious narrative.

Know what the best part is about this theory I just came up with in the last five minutes? No one can prove me wrong, since the evidence disappeared.

Posted by: pookysgirl, proposer of marshmellow roasts at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (XKZwp)

239 I'm slightly curious as to what will happen in the imbananament proceedings tomorrow... Ace's last post was a bit discouraging...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (7WaWV)

240 What comes next? Closing arguments?

Pointless bloviating. Absurd posturing. Arm twisting. Blood in the cloakrooms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7rVsF)

----------

And a drum solo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (XVuno)

241 230
What comes next? Closing arguments?

Pointless bloviating. Absurd posturing. Arm twisting. Blood in the cloakrooms.
---------

Group masturbation, led by Senator Whore House - D - Hawaii.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (sy5kK)

242 217 Well it was founded by that dress wearing J Edgar Hoover.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:40 PM (+lVUW)

I think the style book requires at the very least a "NTTATWWT" to be appended to that statement
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar


Yeah, but have you ever seen a picture of J. Edgar? If there was ever a man who should never, ever wear a dress, he was it.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:47 PM (+lVUW)

243 Sundown



https://tinyurl.com/s5zy4qs

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:47 PM (aRg0N)

244 Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:44 PM (PHotS)

It's from Nov 2019 and I had it in an ONT back then

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)

245 ..Awww Jim!

I hope you are as fine as frog hair!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:42 PM (TdMsT)



Well, not quite ma'am. Not quite.

But that's what this here Bourbon is for!

*pours*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2020 10:47 PM (QzJWU)

246
Well, not quite ma'am. Not quite.

But that's what this here Bourbon is for!

*pours*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 30, 2020 10:47 PM (QzJWU)


Have a sip for me!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)

247 Thomas Wictor had a seriously thorough review thread of the LV shooting, amongst other things, of course Twitter and YouTube banned him and it all disappeared

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (48RE5)

248 You would think that even some of the Democrat Senators would be saying, "WTF?"
They are clowns. I can't see them being rewarded for this behavior.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (o1fzk)

249 Something strange just happened. Schiff was on his way to the podium for the last question, and Nadler cut him off at the pass.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 10:44 PM (13CQC)

I saw that too.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (q1Pj5)

250 "It's from Nov 2019 and I had it in an ONT back then"

I knew I had read it before!

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (PHotS)

251 Nobody's stopping to talk to reporters.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (M5wRT)

252 Sundown

Posted by: Mikey NTH



One word is all it takes for an earworm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:49 PM (LHT0w)

253 The dems are just playing a game to see if they can extend this through the night of the SOTU address for embarrassment. I think at this point it's that simple.
Posted by: banana Dream

---

Even if true, how will that embarrass PDT? He'd just stand it on it's head, in front of God and everybody.

"Let's all stand for he Pledge of Allegiance"

Dems don't

"I've rebuilt our great military!!"

Repubs give him a standing O - Dems sit on their hands.

etc., etc.

I just can't fathom how any of this crap is a win for the Dems.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 10:49 PM (Y4EXg)

254 Good evening.

Didn't that Vegas shooter shoot up a country & western concert? Guys, we already know what the motive is. I mean, who among us hasn't wanted to murder country fans, right?

Right?

Guys?

Why...are you all looking at me like that?

You're scaring me, guys.

Posted by: Robert, Tr00 Cvlt at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (1Yy3c)

255 251 Nobody's stopping to talk to reporters.
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:48 PM (M5wRT)
------



shit's getting real.

Posted by: the guy who always says "shit's getting real" at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (sy5kK)

256 I guarantee you this is the ex-wife getting even with the new wife.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:44 PM (PHotS)

.....

.....or the new wife is a weirdo feminist exhibitionist that apparently freaks the step-kids out enough for them to go back to their mom's house and report how f*cked up it is that dad's new whore is trying to force her weird shit on them.

And so mom did what parents do when perverts push their perverted shit on their kids.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (C2rVF)

257 198 What's a metric cow?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (87EdW)


A cow with ten stomachs rather than four?

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (AMIL/)

258 What comes next? Closing arguments?



Pointless bloviating. Absurd posturing. Arm twisting. Blood in the cloakrooms.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7rVsF)



----------



And a drum solo.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (XVuno)

Then a bass solo.

Posted by: Derrick Smalls at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (q1Pj5)

259 >>There's a reason why Schiff has gone totally bananas and I don't think it's because he thinks he's winning.

>>He's doing someone elses bidding, who I don't know.

Google Adam Schiff and Igor Pasternak.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (ZLI7S)

260 Wife had meeting with our wealth manager today (I was way to busy to attend), we're spending well within our means, yeah us.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

261 Interesting game. The only way to win is not to play.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (PHotS)

262 fucking hate Collins

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (rpxSz)

263 I know he's persona non grata around here, but Springsteen has a new tune called "Sundown" as well and it's the best song he's done in years.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (o1fzk)

264 252 Sundown
Posted by: Mikey NTH

One word is all it takes for an earworm.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:49 PM (LHT0w)

Tragedy!

Posted by: Floyd of Rosedale at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (O6DoG)

265 Rick Scott on Laura... no witneses, acquitsl tomorrow.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (WQZ1O)

266 @SidneyPowell1 5 minutes ago

Dear @jack

#Twitter is suppressing my #Tweets,
limiting the increase in my #followers,
and unfollowing people I follow such as @GenFlynn.
It's time for #DOJ #antitrust division to investigate.
Do we need a criminal referral also?
@DevinNunes
@replouiegohmert
@freedomcaucus

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (cF8AT)

267 No witnesses.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

268 Mitch looking happy

tired but happy

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (rpxSz)

269 Is the fat lady singing yet?

Posted by: The guy who always asks if the fat lady is singing yet. at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (/LQkF)

270 I know he's persona non grata around here, but Springsteen has a new tune called "Sundown" as well and it's the best song he's done in years.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (o1fzk)
--------------

Really? It's better than...ummmm...I got nuthin'

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (WEBkv)

271 Collins has to play these games because, well because Maine.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (o1fzk)

272 Wife had meeting with our wealth manager today (I was way to busy to attend), we're spending well within our means, yeah us.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42



At my current rate, I can retire at 61.



For about 10 minutes.

On a Sunday.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (LHT0w)

273 Wife had meeting with our wealth manager today (I was way to busy to attend), we're spending well within our means, yeah us.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (Rz2Nc)


That's a really good thing to be able to say. No lie. Something to be proud of.

So what kinds of guns are you looking at?

Posted by: hogmartin at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

274 The dems are just playing a game to see if they can extend this through the night of the SOTU address for embarrassment

Oh, we can't have a SOTU, we're using that time to take depositions and question witnesses.

Posted by: Panhandler at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (S/rwf)

275 Well, Sen Alexander, we're waiting!

Posted by: Judge Smails at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (q1Pj5)

276 Well
Is the smoke black or white?
Habemus POTUS or not?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (G546f)

277 . . . . it's the best song he's done in years.
Posted by: JoeF.

----

Pretty low bar.


(and that's when the thread war started officer.)

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)

278 268--Cocaine

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (o1fzk)

279 "the entire Dem cadre of House & Senate shitheads who pushed all of this, should be pushed down Constitution Avenue like so many cattle, suffering any manner of abuse the spectators might wish to serve up.

And then airlifted to Wuhan."

Or at least half way...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (R29S9)

280 Google Adam Schiff and Igor Pasternak.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM



Adam Schiff and Ed Buck!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (7WaWV)

281 What comes next? Closing arguments?
Pointless bloviating. Absurd posturing. Arm twisting. Blood in the cloakrooms.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 10:45 PM (7rVsF)
----------
And a drum solo.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (XVuno)
Then a bass solo.
Posted by: Derrick Smalls at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (q1Pj5)

I'm waiting for the call for more cowbell!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (+00Vt)

282 257 198 What's a metric cow?

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:41 PM (87EdW)

gives milk in litres

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (rpxSz)

283 I'm holding out for the inevitable "Velocipastor vs Sharknado".

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (P1f+c)

284 Collins voting in favor of witness.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (cF8AT)

285 The dems are just playing a game to see if they can extend this through the night of the SOTU address for embarrassment. I think at this point it's that simple.
Posted by: banana Dream


He's gone through one rally after another with this shit going on. If it isn't settled by the SOTU, he'll be just as brash as ever.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM (+lVUW)

286 FUCK COLLINS

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (rpxSz)

287 Susan Collins is for witnesses

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (wiXsO)

288 Sundown


You better take care,
If I find
You been wearin' women's underwear...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (oVJmc)

289 One word is all it takes for an earworm.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 10:49 PM (LHT0w)



There are worst one's; this one makes me thing back to summers, sitting in an Adirondack chair in the shade, looking down to the lake and the sun glimmering on the water. Just about 4:30 in the afternoon, time to relax before dinner, time to cool off from work. After dinner a shower.

Yeah, it is that to me.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (aRg0N)

290 267 No witnesses.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

How do we know?

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (M5wRT)

291 @238

MKUltra is a real thing and it explains a lot.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (0keV9)

292 Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 10:43 PM (bGP4p)

Yep, I qualified on the M-249 SAW (5.56mm). M-240/ 240 H variant is 7.62mm as well, we had them as crew serve on M1A1. What I am asking is if it was a 240 (7.62mm) the trauma docs and emts would have known the difference. Not blaming it on just a guy with multiple bump stock AR15 (5.56mm).

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (XDUl9)

293 What's a metric cow?

A buck tree eighty in Chicago.

Posted by: dartist at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (K22Va)

294 Is it true The Squad did a halftime strip show?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (G546f)

295 Think about it.

Just for their own personal sake and comfort ,why would the Senators vote fore MORE of this?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (o1fzk)

296 267 No witnesses.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (ZLI7S)

----------

*fistbump*

Always the best policy.

*hic*

Posted by: Hillary! 2016, Who Will Never Be President of the United States at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (XVuno)

297 Well
Is the smoke black or white?
Habemus POTUS or not?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM



Early thread-winner nominee!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (7WaWV)

298 "Mitch looking happy"

That is an encouraging sign. I think he only need to keep Murkowski or Alexender on board. Hopefully one of them told him they aren't voting for witnesses.

Hope we don't get a last minute McCain on Obamacare though.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (PHotS)

299 Are they voting on witnesses right now?

And no--I'm NOT turning on the news!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

300 What's a metric cow?
Posted by: Farmer Bob


Similar to the normal kind, but they say "Moooi" with a French accent.

Posted by: See 'n Say 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:55 PM (P1f+c)

301
Well, Sen Alexander, we're waiting!
Posted by: Judge Smails


I'll make it worth your while.

Posted by: Al Czervik at January 30, 2020 10:55 PM (7rVsF)

302 Lamar needs velcro on his plaid shirt

out with it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:55 PM (rpxSz)

303 Report: Schiff Funneled $60 Million U.S.Tax Dollars to His Ukrainian Friend and Corrupt Arms Dealer Igor Pasternak


Disgraced Rep. Adam Schiff is close buddies with a crooked Ukrainian arms dealer by the name of Igor Pasternak.


https://tinyurl.com/w2y388o

Posted by: Nothing but the Headlines at January 30, 2020 10:55 PM (sy5kK)

304 Hope we don't get a last minute McCain on Obamacare though.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (PHotS)
----------

You rang?

Posted by: Pierre Dilecto at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (WEBkv)

305 Think Turtle had to give that to Collins because Maine- Cokie goes the other way. Alexander doesn't matter.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (87EdW)

306 260 Wife had meeting with our wealth manager today (I was way to busy to attend), we're spending well within our means, yeah us.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

What is this "wealth" of which you speak?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

307 Yep, I qualified on the M-249 SAW (5.56mm). M-240/ 240 H variant is 7.62mm as well, we had them as crew serve on M1A1. What I am asking is if it was a 240 (7.62mm) the trauma docs and emts would have known the difference. Not blaming it on just a guy with multiple bump stock AR15 (5.56mm).
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (XDUl9)

---

This^

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (RU4sa)

308 Is it true The Squad did a halftime strip show?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM



¡/eres en fuego!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (7WaWV)

309 Well
Is the smoke black or white?
Habemus POTUS or not?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 10:53 PM
-----------



Your wit is outstanding and appreciated.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:57 PM (sy5kK)

310 Farmer Bob #198: What's a metric cow?

I never saw a metric cow.
I never hope to see one.
But I can tell you anyhow,
I'd rather see one than convert to English.

Posted by: mindful webworker - kilo kilo ko ko pop at January 30, 2020 10:57 PM (0mP7b)

311 John Galt,

Motion and votes for witnesses.
If no witnesses, then probably a vote to acquit.
That will last all day and night probably. At a minimum.


There is also four hours in their somewhere for closing arguments. I think that the motion for witnesses will be voted on first, then amendments and other parliamentary bullshit, and then, if they aren't going to call witnesses, two hours allotted per side to make final arguments. So, yes, it could go kind of late.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 10:57 PM (bGP4p)

312 {{{SMH}}}

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 10:57 PM (+00Vt)

313 263 I know he's persona non grata around here, but Springsteen has a new tune called "Sundown" as well and it's the best song he's done in years.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (o1fzk)

Sorry, lived in NJ for 40 years, Springsprung has never had a good song.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (48RE5)

314 Sundown: the hardest-rocking adult contemporary song ever.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

315 Lamar has left the building

seen with Elvis

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (rpxSz)

316 Wife had meeting with our wealth manager today (I was way to busy to attend), we're spending well within our means, yeah us.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:50 PM (Rz2Nc)

That's a really good thing to be able to say. No lie. Something to be proud of.

So what kinds of guns are you looking at?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 30, 2020 10:52 PM (t+qrx)

Every time I get a gun a boat sinks, I like the boats I have now, so no more guns.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

317 Hopefully Collins is being given this vote as part of her personal "failure theater".

Anyways, this cuts both ways, I think, as an acquittal over the weekend would benefit Biden and hurt Bernie, as I believe the Dem base is still under the fantasy that Trump can be removed, thus aren't taking electability too seriously.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (GtG/j)

318 305 Think Turtle had to give that to Collins because Maine- Cokie goes the other way. Alexander doesn't matter.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (87EdW)


Don't forget those 3 Demo Senators. Doug Jones, in particular, wants to be re-elected.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (sy5kK)

319 . . . we're spending well within our means, yeah us.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42

----

Nice! Good job.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (Y4EXg)

320 Think Turtle had to give that to Collins because Maine- Cokie goes the other way. Alexander doesn't matter.
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (87EdW)
*********
What about Romney?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (wiXsO)

321 SMH!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (NWiLs)

322 By the way, I would like to thank everyone who is taking one for the team, watching the Senate sh*t Show and keeping me apprised of the goings on in the Senate so that my TV remain intact.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 30, 2020 10:59 PM (WEBkv)

323 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)

Goo deals at the st Croix rod store

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

324 Hogmartin, Happy Birthday!

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 10:59 PM (cF8AT)

325 Every time I get a gun a boat sinks, I like the boats I have now, so no more guns.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (Rz2Nc)


Perfect answer.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 30, 2020 10:59 PM (aS1PU)

326 so, a couple more months of impeachment and then they wrap it up?

if it extends into spring they could move it outside to the Mall, maybe sell hot dogs, bouncy house for the kids, pony rides and stuff

Posted by: DB- just DB. at January 30, 2020 10:59 PM (iTXRQ)

327 @315

Probably going to his hovel to make sure the bag of money he was promised is there and going to tweet out his position on witnesses.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (0keV9)

328 299 Are they voting on witnesses right now?

And no--I'm NOT turning on the news!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

---

Can't say I care either way.

Have not watched one second of this shitshow and am not about to start now, witnesses or not.

Getting angry over shit you cannot change isn't healthy.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (RU4sa)

329 fucking hate Collins
Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (rpxSz)

Isn't that a requirement for posting here?

Posted by: Pseudonymous Surfperch, Connoisseur of BBQ at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (tVQUs)

330 318- yeah they'll vote to acquit (at least Manchin), but they'll also vote for witnesses.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (87EdW)

331 On Feb 2, early in the morning, they check the beaver. If it throws a shadow, we get six more weeks of impeachment trial.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (q1Pj5)

332 Coldest shit evah:

Someone on Facebook started a fake Gofundme to buy Colin Kapernick a helicopter.


LOL

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (LHT0w)

333 It's Hogmartin birthday?

Happy birthday, young man!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (TdMsT)

334 Fuck. susan collins is a yes for witnesses. the rest of the gutless wonders are 'considering..."
I"m so disappointed, she was so good during the Kavanaugh hearing.

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (11H2y)

335 Hello Insomniac.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (RU4sa)

336 Bbc on Coronavirus - what it does to the body
Detailed study on first 99 patients

https://www.bbc.com/news/health-51214864



Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (G546f)

337 What is this "wealth" of which you speak?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

Something my wife created without consulting me. God bless her.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (Rz2Nc)

338 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 10:58 PM (L2ZTs)

So did you break your news tonight ?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (aA3+G)

339 Hey Hothgar.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (RU4sa)

340 Every time I hear Maine Pain speak, I think I'm going to have a seizure...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (7WaWV)

341 Lamar Alexander gave them the slip.. he's left the building like Elvis.. Not a good sign!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2020 11:02 PM (CjFDo)

342
Can't say I care either way.

Have not watched one second of this shitshow and am not about to start now, witnesses or not.

Getting angry over shit you cannot change isn't healthy.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (RU4sa)


It's why I don't watch the news!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

343 VelociPastor looks pretty good. Not Kung Fury good, but good.

Posted by: The Hoff at January 30, 2020 11:03 PM (Sqrkf)

344
Susan Collins is for witnesses

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 10:54 PM (wiXsO)


Of course she is. Cocaine Mitch needs to make these Quislings an offer they can't refuse

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 30, 2020 11:03 PM (ziy5X)

345 Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (LHT0w)

That is flippin' awesome

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 11:03 PM (48RE5)

346 Happy birthday hogmartin!!!

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:03 PM (G546f)

347 It's why I don't watch the news!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:02 PM (TdMsT)

---

*fistbump*

JJ is pretty much my news source.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)

348 I've seen bigger cows inside BMW's.

Posted by: Shiggz at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (keoqc)

349

@alx
16s17 seconds ago
More
BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he will Vote against Witnesses tomorrow.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (cF8AT)

350 Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (G546f)

That reminds me, I still have a few loose ends in my will, like listing the GPS coordinates for each of the canoe accidents

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (+00Vt)

351 I've been a little embarrassed to discuss with anyone other than my wife, but what the hell since the topic came up.

With the boost in the market this year, I hit the high end of my retirement numbers. I could retire now and maintain my current lifestyle. And I have 8 more years until retirement.

I've been spending the year paying off every financial commitment that has an interest rate over 3% and still have enough in savings for major renovations on the house.

Hell, even tempted by the new 2020 Corvette, but I think I'll be sensible since all the cars are paid off.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (PHotS)

352 Alexansed is a no on witnesses

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (xPl2J)

353 340 Every time I hear Maine Pain speak, I think I'm going to have a seizure...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (7WaWV)

Every time she speaks it sounds like she is having a seizure. It's like she has the first stages of Parkinson's. Just retire for G-ds sake.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (XDUl9)

354 Getting angry over shit you cannot change isn't healthy.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (RU4sa)

What she said.

Posted by: You might be right again at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (/LQkF)

355 When your property value concerns you more than the happiness of a kid with a fatal illness, yeah, I have no good things to say about you. That story pisses me right off.
Posted by: no good deed at January 30, 2020 10:27 PM (MmFTx)

I bet that poor little kid would like to see some fire engines, up close.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (LxWV7)

356 340 Every time I hear Maine Pain speak, I think I'm going to have a seizure...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (7WaWV)

Getting to be like Hepburn near the end.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (48RE5)

357 >>BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he will Vote against Witnesses tomorrow.

How surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (ZLI7S)

358 BMW = Big Mooing Woman?

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (q1Pj5)

359 S s n C l i s
u a o l n

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (dmYb7)

360 i get my news here. haven't watched any media bullshit for years.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

361
*fistbump*

JJ is pretty much my news source.
Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:03 PM (RU4sa)


JJ and ALL the cobs here post all the news worth knowing.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (TdMsT)

362 "BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he will Vote against Witnesses tomorrow."

Hallelujah, this insanity will finally come to an end.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (PHotS)

363 Alexander is a no

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 30, 2020 11:06 PM (flINI)

364 349

@alx
16s17 seconds ago
More
BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he will Vote against Witnesses tomorrow.
Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (cF8AT)

Yay!

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 11:06 PM (M5wRT)

365 I'VE ALWAYS LOVED LAMAR

no fact checking this

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 11:06 PM (rpxSz)

366 if it extends into spring they could move it outside to the Mall, maybe
sell hot dogs, bouncy house for the kids, pony rides and stuff

Yeah, they keep it rolling that long and poor Trump may sink to just barely being able to capture 450 electoral college votes.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (xkSJa)

367 360 i get my news here. haven't watched any media bullshit for years.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (KP5rU)


I thought for a long time that I was the only person who didn't watch the news. I'm hearing from more and more people that they don't watch, either.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)

368 350

Oh yeah, updating one's will is a good idea!

Also, I am available as a beneficiary if anyone needs one.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (G546f)

369 Here's Lamar's statement on twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/vp68uaw

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (cF8AT)

370 I learn more from the comments here everyday than I ever did from watching TV.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (bttOm)

371 >>BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he will Vote against Witnesses tomorrow.

How surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (ZLI7S)





All this burned hair, for nothing??!?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (oVJmc)

372 BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he just wanted some attention and is ready for his bath now, and then a bedtime story.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (xkSJa)

373 233 There's a reason why Schiff has gone totally bananas and I don't think it's because he thinks he's winning.

He's doing someone elses bidding, who I don't know.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:46 PM (o1fzk)


Schiff may collapse into a fetal state when PDT is acquitted. At some point the guy's mind has to snap. He's called Trump a no-good, low-down, rotten, filthy, lying, election-cheating, Russian-loving traitor for three years, and it hasn't stuck.

How can Schiff ramp-up his bogus accusations from here against Trump? Say he has proof Trump is a white slave trader, funded by Saudi princes? Say that he has proof Trump buggers Syrian boys brought secretly to Mar-a-Lago by Seal Team Six?

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (AMIL/)

374 I know he's persona non grata around here, but Springsteen has a new tune called "Sundown" as well and it's the best song he's done in years.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 10:51 PM (o1fzk)


He's not exactly persona non grata around here ... he just needs to take care when creeping, that's all ...

Shame, really.

Posted by: Adriane the Pithy Saying Critic ... at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (LPnfS)

375 I learn more from the comments here everyday than I ever did from watching TV.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM



Ditto.

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (7WaWV)

376 SMH, how are you doing.

I agree with your attitude, there is so much bad stuff going on and so little good stuff, why not focus on the good stuff, especially since we have so little power to control the bad stuff!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (+00Vt)

377 Apparently McConnell had a higher bid than Schumer did for Alexander's vote.

Good news and probably the end of this disgusting assault on American liberty.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (puu6v)

378 Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (KP5rU)

You provide the best color commentary! I wish you would not hold back though. Sometimes you need to let loose and tell us how you really feel!!

Posted by: President. Chavez the Hugo Fanclub at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (/LQkF)

379 370 I learn more from the comments here everyday than I ever did from watching TV.
Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (bttOm)

---

I've learned things from the comments I wish I was still ignorant of.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (RU4sa)

380 I've been spending the year paying off every financial commitment that has an interest rate over 3% and still have enough in savings for major renovations on the house.

Hell, even tempted by the new 2020 Corvette, but I think I'll be sensible since all the cars are paid off.
Posted by: Dave in Fla

----

Punch out Dave. I worked two years longer than I wanted to just to put a bit of icing on the cake as it were. But I was miserable those last two years.

Retirement is wonderful!

Ladyl told me to get out way before I did. She was right, and I was wr..., wr..., wrong. As she says, everyday is Saturday now.



Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (Y4EXg)

381 375 I learn more from the comments here everyday than I ever did from watching TV.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM



Ditto.
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (7WaWV)


Ditto here, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (TdMsT)

382 i quit watching before ophuckstick took office. their constant ball swallowing they did for him made me fucking puke. so, no more news.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (KP5rU)

383
I thought for a long time that I was the only person who didn't watch the news. I'm hearing from more and more people that they don't watch, either.




Imagine how much healthier society would be if EVERYONE (left and right) turned off TV news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (oVJmc)

384 You ma ma ma make me haaaappy!

Posted by: Simple Susan Collins at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (dmYb7)

385 "Our founding documents provide for duly elected presidents who serve with "the consent of the governed," not at the pleasure of the United States Congress.

"Let the people decide."

--Lamar

Nice.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (M5wRT)

386 So Cocaine MItch threatened surprise anal.

He caved.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (haWye)

387 Here's Lamar's last tweet in the series...

@SenAlexander

Our founding documents provide for duly elected presidents who serve with "the consent of the governed," not at the pleasure of the United States Congress.

Let the people decide.

15/15

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (cF8AT)

388 SOB Romney....

Posted by: Flatville Bill at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (k3WO2)

389 I thought for a long time that I was the only person who didn't watch the news. I'm hearing from more and more people that they don't watch, either.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)
* * * *

We haven't had television since our household move last June. And can honestly say we don't miss it, even Fox News. Mostly because Fox News has turned to the dark side. I get my news here and at a select number of other blogging websites.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (dgK5l)

390 Goo deals at the st Croix rod store
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)

Really? Is a sale going on? There is a gentleman I know from another website (Chicken and livestock) that has his eye on a rod I'd love to get him. Great guy, just beat cancer, wife ailing also, they're close to 80. Known him for years, great guy.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (Rz2Nc)

391 Aw, thanks guys! And happy birthday to Tami as well.

Just at home with mom & dad right now.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (t+qrx)

392 Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 11:00 PM (q1Pj5)

I saw Check The Beaver open for Pussy Riot, at Legend Valley, back in '13.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (P1f+c)

393 372 BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he just wanted some attention and is ready for his bath now, and then a bedtime story.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (xkSJa)

hehe

he's all yours

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (rpxSz)

394 Some feel good news...

Michelle Hackman @MHackman · 26m
Inbox: @USCIS announces it will begin applying the public charge rule to green card applications beginning on February 24, except in the state of Illinois.

Posted by: Serious Cat at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (GtG/j)

395 okay, Alexander says he's heard enough and sez no witnesses.
Pierre Delecto says.....he'd like to hear from Bolton.

WTF is with that guy, seriously! Is he deranged? Is he auditioning to be the next "Spoiler McCain?" Does running for President and losing inevitably turn Republicans into jerks?

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (11H2y)

396
Imagine how much healthier society would be if EVERYONE (left and right) turned off TV news.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (oVJmc)


Amen to that.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (TdMsT)

397 Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:07 PM (TdMsT)


My news? Putting together ONTs and other threads
Listen to talk radio

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (aA3+G)

398 There's a funny clip on Twitter now of Schiff trying to stop Nadler from taking the final word on the mic. He's saying "Jerry Jerry Jerry" but you can tell his mind is thinking "oh shit oh shit oh shit"

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (xPl2J)

399 "But I was miserable those last two years."

I'm considering it Tony. The only thing keeping me is that I have a really important project right now that I've wanted to do for over a decade. I finally got the funding, the stars lined up. I'll have it done in about a year and a half. At that point I might say time to enjoy myself

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 11:12 PM (PHotS)

400 Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (bttOm)

Hope you are recovering well. Was over at Barrio Brewery having dinner on the flight line a while back and a couple of AV-8B harriers touched down. *raises glass* here's you to getting airborne again.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:12 PM (XDUl9)

401 Anybody heard from DBCooper? Was scheduled to have major surgery last week.

Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 11:12 PM (uEbPt)

402 395 okay, Alexander says he's heard enough and sez no witnesses.
Pierre Delecto says.....he'd like to hear from Bolton.

WTF is with that guy, seriously! Is he deranged? Is he auditioning to be the next "Spoiler McCain?" Does running for President and losing inevitably turn Republicans into jerks?
Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (11H2y)

-------------------------------

It's not that he lost. It's that Trump succeeded where he failed.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (CAJOC)

403 ONT Free For All!!!
Heading down to the train trestles to enjoin Hobos into my plan....spiked pudding cups and Val-U-Rite Popsicle push-ups should do the trick.......this impeachment dog & pony show needs to be.......dispelled.

I am weary thus....

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (kFkpX)

404 Alexander's statement:
"There is no need for more evidence to conclude that the president
withheld United States aid, at least in part, to pressure Ukraine to
investigate the Bidens; the House managers have proved this with what
they call a "mountain of overwhelming evidence."

................
So, does this mean he will vote to convict or acquit Trump?
I am thinking he will vote to convict, knowing his vote is meaningless, but saving something for his "legacy".


Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (CjFDo)

405 I really hope for PT this ends tomorrow. Pelosi probably held the Articles in order to embarrass him, planning Impeachment to still be in process during the SOTU. A number of these Senators won their seats bc of his endorsement. If you are a man that appreciates loyalty, this extending the process so a traitor like Bolton could speak would be hurtful, IMO.

Posted by: EveR at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (R0z7P)

406 We haven't had television since our household move last June. And can honestly say we don't miss it, even Fox News. Mostly because Fox News has turned to the dark side. I get my news here and at a select number of other blogging websites.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (dgK5l)


I admit I watch HGTV and the Food Network occasionally.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (TdMsT)

407 So two GOP traitors - Collins and Romney?

Posted by: IC at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (S/NFr)

408 >>> 360 i get my news here. haven't watched any media bullshit for years.


Just the idea of sitting down in front of the tv so some jerk can fill me with the day's propaganda seems so crazy now. But I used to every evening a half a life ago.

Posted by: banana Dream at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (l6b3d)

409 Hogmartin, before I forget
Your quote fixer page - if I try to use it on my tablet (Fire so it's android), after I paste text into the box, the buttons disappear

Just an fyi

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (G546f)

410 395 okay, Alexander says he's heard enough and sez no witnesses.
Pierre Delecto says.....he'd like to hear from Bolton.

WTF is with that guy, seriously! Is he deranged? Is he auditioning to be the next "Spoiler McCain?" Does running for President and losing inevitably turn Republicans into jerks?
Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (11H2y)

His kid is on one of the board of one of those Uke companies, along with Bidens, Kerrys and Pelosis
This BS is not a coincidence

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (48RE5)

411 395 okay, Alexander says he's heard enough and sez no witnesses.
Pierre Delecto says.....he'd like to hear from Bolton.

WTF is with that guy, seriously! Is he deranged? Is he auditioning to be the next "Spoiler McCain?" Does running for President and losing inevitably turn Republicans into jerks? FUCKING LOSERS
Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 11:11 PM (11H2y)


FIFY

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 11:13 PM (aA3+G)

412 Alexander is out?

Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2020 11:14 PM (2PXwn)

413 Murkowski well announce decision tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Tami at January 30, 2020 11:14 PM (cF8AT)

414 Anybody heard from DBCooper? Was scheduled to have major surgery last week.
He checked in after. Said they didn't take as much of his insides out as they thought they would. Seemed in good spirits.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (xkSJa)

415 370

How ya doing (fist thump to me heart)?

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (kFkpX)

416 Re paddock, as someone who many years ago used a bump stock on an ak47 I can tell you accuracy impossible especially from the sniper distances involved.

No conspiracy needed the basic facts as we were told them were entirely "cow jump over the moon," levels of believable

Remember all the red flags with paddocks planes and defense contractors?

Posted by: Shiggz at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (keoqc)

417 356 340 Every time I hear Maine Pain speak, I think I'm going to have a seizure...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:01 PM (7WaWV)

Getting to be like Hepburn near the end.

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (48RE5)


Mi-ih-ih-st-er Chi-ee-ef Jus-ti-i-ce, I se-eh-end a que-eh-stion to th-eh deh-esk.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (AMIL/)

418 For some reason, my cat enjoys watching SG-1.

Posted by: SMH at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (RU4sa)

419 Posted by: ... at January 30, 2020 11:12 PM (uEbPt)

He had his surgery. It was successful and he is recovering and looking forward to flying again after a recovery period.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (WI7YS)

420 357
>>BREAKING: Senator Lamar Alexander says he will Vote against Witnesses tomorrow.



How surprising.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 30, 2020 11:05 PM (ZLI7S)

Wait - are you telling me that senators are attention seeking drama queens? That they will milk any event for the most concentration onto themselves?


And that the Horde assists them with this by fainting and raving over every blather out of their word-ports? Even after senators have been lampooned in the political press as blowhards for something like 175 years?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (aRg0N)

421 DB's here tonight! Right now!

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:16 PM (7WaWV)

422 Imagine how much healthier society would be if EVERYONE (left and right) turned off TV news.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 11:09 PM (oVJmc)


And smarter.

Posted by: RickZ at January 30, 2020 11:16 PM (Y8PSl)

423 Apparently McConnell had a higher bid than Schumer did for Alexander's vote.

Good news and probably the end of this disgusting assault on American liberty.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (puu6v)



Time for Turtle to put Senate into recess.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 30, 2020 11:16 PM (1g7ch)

424 The amount of data you can intake here from EMT thru ONT is incredible. I probably read 30k words a day and still work.
The blog and commenters could never be replicated I don't think. I was a sponge for a long time before I ever commented. Amazing place and people.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:16 PM (bttOm)

425 Anybody heard from DBCooper? Was scheduled to have major surgery last week.
He checked in after. Said they didn't take as much of his insides out as they thought they would. Seemed in good spirits.


And check comment 370.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (xkSJa)

426 MisHum, was just thinking I need to post that. :-)

So here's the news.
Turns out it's a bit better than expected.

Long story (slightly) short(er), I got slapped with YET ANOTHER SEXUAL HARASSMENT COMPLAINT AT WORK.

Bear in mind my present female co-worker is NOT IMHO attractive or even very interesting.

But we had an argument last week, which *I* de-escalated. I was frustrated because once again, I was stuck fixing a dumb mistake she made. When I asked her to *please* be careful, she threw a tantrum.

Nothing new. She's done that numerous times before. She's also impossible to train and basically refuses to do anything she's not specifically directed and/or forced to do by our boss, the publisher.

I've gotten used to it, but I'm sick of her attitude. Anyway...

OVER TWO MONTHS AGO, *BEFORE* THANKSGIVING, I threw a tantrum of my own at work. But it wasn't at her. It was at a demanding regular client who wasn't even there.

But I yelled, was visibly upset... and then discovered this co-worker, who was nearby, was rattled by my mood.

I apologized to her, AND bought her lunch that day, which she (at least apparently) happily accepted.

I thought it was over.

Nope. She just reported it to my boss, because she's pissed about a minor conflagration we had just this past week.

So now my boss, the publisher, is panicking. He's not the state so he can't make my life a living hell like the last time this happened at Metro State Hospital, but he sure tried.

He asked me to come in to work in the Seal Beach office Monday morning. I said sure. I figured it was no big deal. Both I and my co-worker fill in at that office from time to time.

But I showed, and had to wait in the waiting room, rather than being put right to work. Uh oh.

Found out Monday I was being suspended without pay for 3 days, and the publisher explained all of the above to me. He was also irritated that I hadn't told on myself when I originally threw this tantrum. Yeah, sorry, I don't tell on myself when I screw up.

I'm kind of sick of this job anyway. Outside of the column, it's been something of a slog. But I've stuck with it. I want to at least build up a writing portfolio.

I accepted everything, didn't argue much about the situation, and left.

LATER THAT SAME DAY, my boss told me he was bringing the suspension down to *two* days. He was willing to pay me 4 hours for coming in that day to hear of myself being suspended. He also agreed to pay me for *today,* the day he'd let me know if I've managed to keep my job.

So I've been on an unpaid vacation most of this week.

YESTERDAY, my boss calls me. He says I can still work, but I have to completely avoid this co-worker from now until forever. Fine, but he wants me to come in either ridiculously early or late to do so.

I did some hard thinking, and decided... it's not worth it. And I was gonna call my boss and tell him so this morning over the phone, rather than come in.

So I call my boss this AM, and he insists I come in. He didn't want to hear anything I had to say over the phone.

And I went in. And I told my boss what I was going to say on the phone, that given I'm not being paid much, writing a column for free, and basically constantly covering for this derelict co-worker anyway, this job just isn't worth it to me any more. I also said I wasn't willing to work super-early or super-late just to accommodate the situation.

I said I chose to resign, and he accepted that.

Or, so I thought.

I left the office at 10:30, got in my car and called my sister to give her the news (she's been supportive of me this whole situation). I was on the phone with her for maybe 2 minutes.

ONE MINUTE AFTER I GET OFF THE PHONE WITH MY SISTER, it's my boss on the phone.

"If I can figure out a way for you to work Saturdays, will you stay?"

LOLOLOLOL. He knows full well that I'm willing to do the work this complaining co-worker won't.

I tell him, maybe. He also wanted me to work today ANYWAY. What?

I said I'd come in tomorrow at 8:30 and we could work things out. Then driving home, I came up with a new schedule that actually could conceivably work.

Anyway, I called this guy again and said, if you can make this schedule happen (including Saturdays), yes, I'll stay.

He actually agreed, he just wanted to check to see if I can come into the building in Garden Grove on weekends. (I don't see why not.)

So it looks like I literally managed to pull my job out of the lion's stomach, forget its mouth.

But it's crazy, I doubt thing will change as far as covering for this crazy co-worker, and I'm going to continue looking for work elsewhere in the meantime. I can still always quit, and I'm looking forward to doing so.

Okay, that's the story. And this is the SHORT version! Call it the Leon Uris short version. Good grief.

Sorry for the eternal wall of text.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

427 Fenelon--thank you for all your work on the prayer list.

It means a lot to me.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

428 I know he's persona non grata around here, but Springsteen has a new tune called "Sundown" as well and it's the best song he's done in years.
Posted by: JoeF.

I'm a very closeted moron Boss fan. I'll check it out.

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 30, 2020 11:18 PM (VNfwt)

429 The amount of data you can intake here from EMT thru ONT is incredible. I probably read 30k words a day and still work.
The blog and commenters could never be replicated I don't think. I was a sponge for a long time before I ever commented. Amazing place and people.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:16 PM



No one reads teh ONT...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:18 PM (7WaWV)

430 Quick point, because I'm not an ONT'er, and it's probably already been said in the prior thread...

That version of Boston's "Long Time," played by a dozen or so guys?

I could do that.

No, really.

All I have to do is fire up the ol' CD, the one of the recording BOSTON DID ABOUT 43 FREAKIN' YEARS AGO!!!

I mean, come on, man. Was the idea to exactly replicate what Tommy Scholz and three other guys did over 40 years ago? Because, yeah. I'm not impressed.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2020 11:19 PM (hku12)

431 I get all my news from AoS and the comments. Everything else I figure is a lie. And when Ace gets things wrong, he--gasp--admits it and corrects it.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (l9m7l)

432 No one reads teh ONT...

What? Is the ONT up?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (xkSJa)

433 Wow qdpsteve
Sounds like your boss wants to fire your coworker but is afraid to

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (G546f)

434 Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:15 PM (aRg0N)

Who are you to interfere with the deep, dark depression, excessive misery, gloom, despair, and agony?

Posted by: Archie Campell at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (/LQkF)

435 vmom, thanks and that's what I think too.
She's a screaming bitch unfortunately.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (L2ZTs)

436 Johnny B. Goode


https://tinyurl.com/wcaslbs

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (aRg0N)

437 328 299 Are they voting on witnesses right now?

And no--I'm NOT turning on the news!
Posted by: Ladyl

---

Can't say I care either way.

Have not watched one second of this shitshow and am not about to start now, witnesses or not.

Getting angry over shit you cannot change isn't healthy.
Posted by: SMH
--------
This... but I do watch every Trump rally and he was en fuego tonight. He was hammering them in Iowa. Jovial, humorous, and as he said "working my ass of here for you."

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (+ldAm)

438 Every time I see Susan Collins speak I want to hold her head still. With a clamp.

Posted by: Francis X. Clampazzo at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (11H2y)

439 So no witness?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (hLKSS)

440 I learn more from the comments here everyday than I ever did from watching TV.
Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:08 PM (bttOm)
* * * *

Mega dittos.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (dgK5l)

441 Apparently Sen. Collins has decided to end her political career this evening - its just as well.

I heard someone say that its probably that the RNC will not support her in her re-election bid. By-bye Suzy - we hardly knew ye - as a republican.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 11:21 PM (32YRo)

442 I hope everything works out, and that you can both keep your job and avoid your co-worker, QDPsteve.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (TdMsT)

443 Fck Springsteen. Always sounds like he's passing a kidney stone.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (hLKSS)

444 I get my lasagna recipes from here.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (XDUl9)

445 >>>He's not the state so he can't make my life a living hell like the last time this happened at Metro State Hospital

You worked at the loony bin in Norwalk?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (xPl2J)

446 steve file your own charges. fuck that guy.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (KP5rU)

447 Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

That's kind of you, but you don't have to thank me. It's very important to pray. I have a prayer time at the church every week too. Thanks for sending me information. I apologize for information I may initially get wrong or didn't know because it was on the thread I wasn't on

Please pay that I have the energy and health to keep up with it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (WI7YS)

448 Hell, even tempted by the new 2020 Corvette, but I think I'll be sensible since all the cars are paid off.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 11:04 PM (PHotS)

LOL, but the vette if you'll drive it. I bought a new Jeep wrangle unlimited early this year, told the wife I'll keep it until I can't get in it. First new car I've bought since I got my first fill time job.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (Rz2Nc)

449 We haven't had television since our household move last June. And can honestly say we don't miss it, even Fox News. Mostly because Fox News has turned to the dark side. I get my news here and at a select number of other blogging websites.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2020 11:10 PM (dgK5l)


I love watching the Trump rallies! But that is not news, it's nourishment.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)

450 Good God Steve, you can put up with more BS than I can. Good for you. Good luck buddy.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (Y4EXg)

451 "Sounds like your boss wants to fire your coworker but is afraid to"

Sounds to me like boss is afraid of getting an EEOC suit filed.

I learned long ago that sometimes it is really really hard to fire someone. And usually that person knows it.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (PHotS)

452 Oh, Steve -- what a shitshow.

I know you need to eat, but I would double my efforts to find better employment. Preferably out of your current state.

What is your column topic, anyway?

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (u/nim)

453 Has Romney announced his vote? Are ant Democrats voting against?
Mitch has 51 ?

JackStraw?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (o1fzk)

454 So does Pence break a 50-50 tie?

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2020 11:24 PM (xPl2J)

455 qpsteve - that's quite a story, thanks for sharing, and good luck.

I'd make one condition to the boss--that I was not going to correct the co-worker's work or cover for her, and would have nothing to do with her ever.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2020 11:24 PM (l9m7l)

456 Lamar was never going to go against the RNC and Mitch - he knew he'd die an unknown hobo in a ditch outside Murfreesboro - he chose...wisely.

Posted by: Boswell at January 30, 2020 11:24 PM (32YRo)

457 Why this whole s-show is not being hammered down in the Senate only proves what the CIC pledged in trying "TO DRAIN THE SWAMP!

the SWAMP...do run deep....and across the isles ...ignore the smiling faces and crossed fingers behind their backs.....they only care about their stock pile of "freebies" once they exit the arena at the end of the day.

Granted, not all of them, but it seems too fu*king many of them.

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 30, 2020 11:24 PM (kFkpX)

458 So we lose Peter delectable and Murky ... but still have 51? Collins? ... Sounds like Mitch held it together ... Or maybe Murky gets another bridge to nowhere ... for her vote. idk

Posted by: illiniwek at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (Cus5s)

459 So does Pence break a 50-50 tie?

No... But not sure if Roberts weighs in as a tie breaker or not

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (6XlcD)

460 Happy Birthday Hogmartin!

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (a4EWo)

461 qdpsteve, I just had a thought. Poor thing is lonely too, but that's beside the point.

Your bitch cow-orker may have just fornicated herself. If you're not picking up her slack and fixing her mistakes, who is?


If the bossman is trying to find ways to keep you around in the face of a sexual harassment complaint when most businesses would just let you twist in the wind, who does he value more?

That said, first chance you get, bail the fuck out.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (xkSJa)

462 Fox news just said that Lamar Alexander has seen enough, will vote for no witnesses.


And Coke Bear has said she is going to think about it and decide tomorrow morning.


If so, Alexander is vote #50.


Don't even need Jones.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (sy5kK)

463 458 So we lose Peter delectable and Murky ... but still have 51? Collins? ... Sounds like Mitch held it together ... Or maybe Murky gets another bridge to nowhere ... for her vote. idk

Collins said she is a no as is romney... If Murkowski goes yes it would be a tie

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (6XlcD)

464 425- Blanco
Things went great! 10 inches out instead of 2 feet. out of the hospital in three days. Up and about and at work today for a half-day at 1 week post surgery. Thanks for everyones thoughts and prayers. They must be extra-good!

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (bttOm)

465 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

---------

Complain that you're getting short-changed on your pay. In writing.

You'll be unfireable.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (XVuno)

466 447 Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

That's kind of you, but you don't have to thank me. It's very important to pray. I have a prayer time at the church every week too. Thanks for sending me information. I apologize for information I may initially get wrong or didn't know because it was on the thread I wasn't on

Please pay that I have the energy and health to keep up with it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (WI7YS)


Fenelon--I will pray when ever you need me to.

Praying for others is my extremely modest ministry.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

467 So does Pence break a 50-50 tie?



No... But not sure if Roberts weighs in as a tie breaker or not

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (6XlcD)

OK. I don't see why he should get a vote. He's not a Senator. But you never know what he will pull.

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (xPl2J)

468 Thanks for the feedback and support, everyone. Specifically:

Ladyl: thanks!

Mark1971: Yup, I worked there from 2008 to 2010. That place is interesting. They still have a lot of the original buildings from when they first opened in 1914, though most of them are boarded up and out of use. And I learned a lot of the staff is crazier than the clientele.

Tonypete: thanks! Yeah I don't know how I do it. I really do wish I could quit without having to worry about the financial consequences.

chavez, I'd like to. Thanks.

Weak Geek: Thanks and I will. My column is called the Fast Foodie. I write about and review... you guessed it... fast food. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (L2ZTs)

469 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

Sorry that you're having these huge hassles. I don't know if you're a person of religious faith or not, bit if so would you like to put be put on the prayer list?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (WI7YS)

470 459 So does Pence break a 50-50 tie?

No... But not sure if Roberts weighs in as a tie breaker or not
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (6XlcD)

Heard on FNC tonight if it is 50/50 then it does not pass.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (XDUl9)

471 459 So does Pence break a 50-50 tie?

No... But not sure if Roberts weighs in as a tie breaker or not
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (6XlcD)

No, there is no tiebraker.

Rules of the Senate, it did NOT pass.

Buy-buy

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (sy5kK)

472 Evasiveboat42 - I've got to say the car has my interest. Even at $85K for the version I want.

Right now I'm toying with waiting for the first ones to land on the used market, which will probably be about a year from now.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (PHotS)

473 What the hell is Dog Mode on a car?

Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (hmgiv)

474 Collins said she is a no as is romney... If Murkowski goes yes it would be a tie

Collins is a yes and romney too... I got that wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (6XlcD)

475 Who are you to interfere with the deep, dark depression, excessive misery, gloom, despair, and agony?


Posted by: Archie Campell at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (/LQkF)

I can because I am early Ace Reader, a Hamster Wrangler, a Distributor of Outrage Gear with a contract for many years, One who has Seen the Hump of Laura W., the flight of the Spurwing Plover, the Defenestration of the COBS - I am an early reader and commentor that has survived the years and the vagaries of this site.


And I can say "Be Of Good Heart, Fellow Hordelings, For The Dawn Is Coming, and The Days of The Golden Scalp Weasel Will Be Made Glorious Throughout All the Remaining Days Of This Age!"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (aRg0N)

476 464 425- Blanco
Things went great! 10 inches out instead of 2 feet. out of the hospital in three days. Up and about and at work today for a half-day at 1 week post surgery. Thanks for everyones thoughts and prayers. They must be extra-good!
Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (bttOm)


Soooo glad to hear you're doing well, DB!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (TdMsT)

477 433 Wow qdpsteve
Sounds like your boss wants to fire your coworker but is afraid to

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (G546f)



Probably has wanted to make other complaints and he's talked her out of it and knows firing her would just end up with a sexual harassment complaint on him.

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (Z7lwY)

478 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/wo44b4v

https://tinyurl.com/ue9t3j6

https://tinyurl.com/weus7dz

https://tinyurl.com/rtzqagg

https://tinyurl.com/tjtbrl6

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2020 11:28 PM (qAR6u)

479 One thing about this senate trial...It's nice to be able to watch them be on the clock for 10 hours a day.

Posted by: vivi at January 30, 2020 11:28 PM (11H2y)

480 447 Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (TdMsT)

That's kind of you, but you don't have to thank me. It's very important to pray. I have a prayer time at the church every week too. Thanks for sending me information. I apologize for information I may initially get wrong or didn't know because it was on the thread I wasn't on

Please pay that I have the energy and health to keep up with it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:22 PM (WI7YS)


Huh. So Fen's got a tip jar, too!

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2020 11:28 PM (di1hb)

481 Schiff and Nadler: Klobuchar's question was a set-up for Schiff (as if he needed one) to close out the night with a five minute screed of: "We Must Have Witnesses Or The Nation Will Collapse Into A Putin-controlled Trump Kingdom Before You Can Say Rudy Giuliani, And It Will Be The Senate's Fault!"

Schiff had it all spooled-up in his mind, but then Nadler said to himself, "I'm the Judiciary Committee Chairman, by God, and I'm not going to let that pencil-necked Pelosi pet get the last word again tonight!"

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (AMIL/)

482 Wow qdpsteve
Sounds like your boss wants to fire your coworker but is afraid to
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 11:20 PM (G546f)


Usually, a sexual harassment claim can be successfully fought... as long as you didn't, you know, sexually harass anyone.

Basically, there's either evidence of said harassment, or at MOST you can be told to cease and desist... or whatever you'd call it.

So if the boss "suspends" you, he damn well better have cause. Or this whole EEOC garbage can ALWAYS go both ways.

Honestly, I'd be looking for ways to file on her. Seriously, if she crosses her eyes at you, file as a hostile work environment. Women generally only get away with this crap when men don't use the same damned rules to fight back.

So fight back.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (hku12)

483 Does Mayor Pete live in a little pink house?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (xSo9G)

484 459 read earlier today that neither Pence nor Roberts can vote on ties. If there is a tie the motion is defeated.

Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (eGSde)

485 So the voting will be tomorrow? Any bets on the Dems attempting to release a new fake bombshell and continue their attempted Kavanaugh strategy?

Posted by: buzzion at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (Z7lwY)

486 Beckoning, thanks and that's my plan. I don't want to ever see her, talk to her or have to fix her fcukups again, and I intend to tell same to my boss tomorrow.

Cicero, thanks. Actually I get A DOLLAR LESS THAN MIN WAGE IN CALIFORNIA because we're technically a small business, which pisses me off.

Blanco, agreed 100%. Thanks and I intend to get out ASAP. I'm still sending out my resume to anyone who looks interesting at Craigslist.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)

487 It's hogmartin's birthday? Happy birthday!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (NWiLs)

488 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/u3d622m

https://tinyurl.com/vnnnkmw

https://tinyurl.com/qwpolqk

https://tinyurl.com/ta93bc4

Posted by: kbdabear at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (qAR6u)

489 Jeebus, qdp, sorry to hear 'bout all that. Hope you can find a psycho-free place soon...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (IsrjU)

490 What the hell is Dog Mode on a car?

It's a Tesla feature. You run the battery too low and it plays dead. Permanently.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (xkSJa)

491 BurtTC, thanks.
I am tempted to file my own restraining order against her. Things will get interesting in the next couple days/weeks, that is for sure.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

492 Let's just make this weird.


https://tinyurl.com/yxx7ucq2

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (aRg0N)

493 Drink Like Vikings, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (L2ZTs)

494 Why we ever had to even get to THIS point is another knee cap to the Constitution.

They are not done yet.....mark my words.

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 30, 2020 11:30 PM (kFkpX)

495 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

That is insane.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)

496 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

Glad you could keep your job, record everything though.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (Rz2Nc)

497 337 What is this "wealth" of which you speak?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 10:56 PM (NWiLs)

Something my wife created without consulting me. God bless her.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42


Good for her. My sister and her husband have moderate incomes. She meets with someone from her credit union and makes sure that they are putting as much as they can into retirement accounts.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (+lVUW)

498 buzzion, exactamundo. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

499 And I can say "Be Of Good Heart, Fellow Hordelings,
For The Dawn Is Coming, and The Days of The Golden Scalp Weasel Will Be
Made Glorious Throughout All the Remaining Days Of This Age!"


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (aRg0N)

I'm still mad at you and Outrage Outlet for rejecting my Diners Club Card a few years ago. I was outraged, when it happened.

Posted by: Archie Campell at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (/LQkF)

500 Quick additional note: I WAS pissed off when this all first went down on Monday.

I texted my sister and bro-in-law, to quote, "I want to get out of this job and this whole fucking state."

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (L2ZTs)

501 481 Gref

Lol! I bet Schiff will now blame any losses on Nadler, stealing his closing argument moment.

Posted by: EveR at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (R0z7P)

502 All these Swamp fossils quaff slop from the same trough.

Do not admire any of them . They are ALL shit and would robocall your grandmothers for a campaign donation.


#unipartyfiesta

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (q0qV7)

503 Insom, thanks.

I really wish you could hang your attorney shingle out here. I'd work for you for free 'til things start getting lucrative. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

504 Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:17 PM (L2ZTs)

....

Dang dude.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (C2rVF)

505 Now that we have the perfect movie, the feminazis will ruin it with womyn version of VelociPastor. And make everybody go see it, or else.

Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (NbRJx)

506 read earlier today that neither Pence nor Roberts can vote on ties. If there is a tie the motion is defeated.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (eGSde)

Roberts has no vote, Pence can vote.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (Rz2Nc)

507 Evasive, already started doing so. Thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

508 486 Beckoning, thanks and that's my plan. I don't want to ever see her, talk to her or have to fix her fcukups again, and I intend to tell same to my boss tomorrow.

Cicero, thanks. Actually I get A DOLLAR LESS THAN MIN WAGE IN CALIFORNIA because we're technically a small business, which pisses me off.

Blanco, agreed 100%. Thanks and I intend to get out ASAP. I'm still sending out my resume to anyone who looks interesting at Craigslist.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:29 PM (L2ZTs)


qdp, sounds like he needs you waaaay more than you need him. And you both know it. Worse situations to be in.

Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at January 30, 2020 11:33 PM (di1hb)

509 My son's post on FB from about half an hour ago:

"Also pretty rich watching supposed libertarian Rand Paul attempt to use an apparatus of the state to doxx a private citizen"

I can't even. Like that is the main thing this is all about. Don't dare say anything of course, would like him to keep speaking to me (and he's a recovering alcoholic.) *sigh*

Posted by: skywch at January 30, 2020 11:33 PM (IWvy/)

510 What the hell is Dog Mode on a car?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (hmgiv)

It farts in its sleep?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 11:33 PM (LxWV7)

511 Bitter Clinger, thanks.

Like I said, I can't wait to walk away forever as soon as I can find a greener pasture that'll have me. I also can't wait to see how much this current boss begs to keep me. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:33 PM (L2ZTs)

512 No... But not sure if Roberts weighs in as a tie breaker or not

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 11:25 PM (6XlcD)

OK. I don't see why he should get a vote. He's not a Senator. But you never know what he will pull.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 30, 2020 11:27 PM (xPl2J)


Roberts is one of those guys, I'm convinced somebody's got pics of him doing something he doesn't want anyone to know he does.

I don't think it's the Democrats, but it wouldn't surprise me if there's a Gope faction out there who likes the idea of not really overturning Bobamacare, and the like.

Posted by: BurtTC at January 30, 2020 11:34 PM (hku12)

513 Let's just make this weird.


https://tinyurl.com/yxx7ucq2


Oh no! It's like Aug 1, 1981 all over again!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:34 PM (xkSJa)

514 Ace put a stump post, if anyone is interested.

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2020 11:34 PM (zr5Kq)

515 Iron Mike, true. Thanks.

I am very tempted to ask for a dollar more an hour, but that would probably open up a whole new can of worms with this guy.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:34 PM (L2ZTs)

516 Steve --

God. I was afraid you were stuck in Cal because of family allegiances.

Fast food, huh? Whaddya think about Whataburger?

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 30, 2020 11:35 PM (u/nim)

517 QDPSteve,

Good to hear that things are working out reasonably well for you. It is not the best of situations, but it sounds like it is at least workable.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 11:35 PM (bGP4p)

518 So I want to be clear on this witness vote thing - if it's a 50-50 tie, no witnesses are called, right?

This stuff is making my head spin.

Posted by: Marybeth at January 30, 2020 11:35 PM (37uGP)

519 Stopm, that is...sorry, a bit late for me....

Posted by: runner at January 30, 2020 11:35 PM (zr5Kq)

520
I'm still mad at you and Outrage Outlet for rejecting my Diners Club Card a few years ago. I was outraged, when it happened.


Posted by: Archie Campell at January 30, 2020 11:31 PM (/LQkF)


Diners Club? This is the Horde,we're more like "tossing fodder down in the breakroom" when it comes to feeding. And by "breakroom" I mean "stable" or "barn".

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:36 PM (aRg0N)

521 Weak Geek, that's exactly why I'm stuck in California. It's frustrating but true. Never had Whataburger unfortunately, I don't think they're here. At least, not as far as I know and not yet.

David, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:36 PM (L2ZTs)

522 481 Gref



Lol! I bet Schiff will now blame any losses on Nadler, stealing his closing argument moment.

Posted by: EveR at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (R0z7P)

Each side has 2 hours for closing arguments tomorrow.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 11:36 PM (q1Pj5)

523 518 So I want to be clear on this witness vote thing - if it's a 50-50 tie, no witnesses are called, right?

This stuff is making my head spin.
Posted by: Marybeth at January 30, 2020 11:35 PM (37uGP)


Correct... and Adam Schiff's head explodes like the movie Scanners.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (XDUl9)

524 We've been stomped...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (7WaWV)

525 To anyone who's shown me support here tonight who I haven't responded to yet: thanks so much!! I don't want to overlook anyone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (L2ZTs)

526 Oh no! It's like Aug 1, 1981 all over again!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

----

What was the second vid played?

No DDGing!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (Y4EXg)

527 Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)

Thanks, dear. It's not modest; It's important.

So that being said, if you can pray for the worship service at the church I serve this week. We're anointing a young woman with oil and praying for success for a job thing that she's having coming up early next month-that it would lead to greater things so that her territory can be expanded nd God might be glorified through her work. I told her to invite people and I hope people will attend and be touched by the Holy Spirit and want to have a relationship or a deepened
relationship with God, She's such a sweet, attractive girl . She needs to get a job in the field she got her degree in-public relations for a non profit Her name is Grace, which is a great theological name.

Hope that wasn't too much information. It's just that she could be the age of a daughter and I have a great affection for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (WI7YS)

528 night, early rise tomorrow and I have to cook roasted potatoes with Cajun sausage for the crew at work so....

to the kitchen...sound the horns!!

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (kFkpX)

529 Good, not God.

Posted by: Weak Geek at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (u/nim)

530 523 ... and Adam Schiff's head explodes like the movie Scanners.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (XDUl9)


What a delightful vision to ponder!

Posted by: Marybeth at January 30, 2020 11:38 PM (37uGP)

531 So I want to be clear on this witness vote thing - if it's a 50-50 tie, no witnesses are called, right?



This stuff is making my head spin.



Posted by: Marybeth at January 30, 2020 11:35 PM (37uGP)

You are correct.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 30, 2020 11:38 PM (q1Pj5)

532 476- Ladyl
Thank Fenelon and you for channeling the healing prayers.
My surgeon was amazed and I feel great. Nice to feel good once again.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:38 PM (bttOm)

533 Just because I can:

Trump and Talking Heads

https://youtu.be/nSuregWhlWk

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:39 PM (Y4EXg)

534
Hope that wasn't too much information. It's just that she could be the age of a daughter and I have a great affection for her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (WI7YS)


Then my prayers for her success.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:39 PM (aRg0N)

535 I love watching the Trump rallies! But that is not news, it's nourishment.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
* * * *

I agree, and love to watch them (on my laptop) whenever possible!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2020 11:39 PM (dgK5l)

536 426 Good for you qdpsteve.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 11:39 PM (+ldAm)

537 NALNAMSAM, thanks!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:40 PM (L2ZTs)

538 Let's just make this weird.
https://tinyurl.com/yxx7ucq2
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear!

Ahhh. MTV's first!

Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 30, 2020 11:40 PM (VNfwt)

539 Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 30, 2020 11:39 PM (dgK5l)

Agreec

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 11:42 PM (aA3+G)

540 503 Insom, thanks.

I really wish you could hang your attorney shingle out here. I'd work for you for free 'til things start getting lucrative. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

As tempting as that offer is, moving to Cali is a non-starter. Sorry!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 11:42 PM (NWiLs)

541 Insom, understood 10000%. :-)
No worries.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

542 Schiff may collapse into a fetal state when PDT is acquitted.

Not good enough. I want to see those bug eyes pop right out.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)

543

Drudge headline: "No Witnesses"


I take this to mean that the pee stick shows the correct number of lines ...

Posted by: Arbalest at January 30, 2020 11:44 PM (FlRtG)

544 I suppose everyone's run off upstairs to ogle the latest...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:44 PM (7WaWV)

545 Re Metropolitan State Hospital, I could tell some spooky stories, and I wasn't even there that long.

Basically, asylum patients didn't have any civil rights until the 1970s at least. (Then it went too far in the other direction and that's what led to our homeless crisis today in a lot of ways, IMHO.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:44 PM (L2ZTs)

546 "Not good enough. I want to see those bug eyes pop right out."

Like Nicky tightening the vise...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2020 11:45 PM (IsrjU)

547 Question- quiet mind or internal monologue? I just read an essay on this- the young man was fascinated by the idea that some don't have an internal monologue and must consciously translate thought into words. Personally I always understood that language was an operating system overlaid on our hardware, but wondered at the difficulty of navigating the world without it. How does one conceptualize "I'm hungry" without the words to say it? Well, my cats do it, so must not be too hard, but definitely alien.

Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 30, 2020 11:46 PM (87EdW)

548 So is Susan Collins locked in now to vote "Yes" on Removal?
I mean, she wouldn't try to have it both ways, would she?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 11:47 PM (o1fzk)

549 Fen, heading to Adoration in an hour - Grace is on the list.

Anyone else not mentioned already?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:47 PM (Y4EXg)

550 What the hell is Dog Mode on a car?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


The roof rack?

Posted by: M. Romney at January 30, 2020 11:47 PM (P1f+c)

551 542 Schiff may collapse into a fetal state when PDT is acquitted.

Not good enough. I want to see those bug eyes pop right out.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 30, 2020 11:44 PM (+lVUW)


Fatal convulsions

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 30, 2020 11:47 PM (aA3+G)

552 If Jim Sunk shows up, Thank him for me for doing a pretty good job of explaining 2D Versus 3D Navigation on Kobe's crash. I had some pain pills and Scotch and didn't comment.

I'll add my old flying words to live by: 'Gravity. It's not just a good idea, It's the law'

Flying, just as in Boating, some days should just say fuck it and don't go.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:48 PM (bttOm)

553 Goodnight all!

And, Happy birthday Hogmartin and your mother, who actually did the work that day!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 30, 2020 11:49 PM (Rz2Nc)

554 532 476- Ladyl
Thank Fenelon and you for channeling the healing prayers.
My surgeon was amazed and I feel great. Nice to feel good once again.
Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:38 PM (bttOm)


It is my honor!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:49 PM (TdMsT)

555 MisHum, Schiff's condition isn't anything a long, long series of extremely high-voltage ECT treatments couldn't cure. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

556 Impeachwolves of Trumpdom

https://tinyurl.com/w4hulhl

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:49 PM (aRg0N)

557
Adam Schiff's head explodes like the movie Scanners.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death


First the eyes pop out and shoot across the room.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 11:50 PM (aKsyK)

558 Glad Nadler ended the Schiff show by jumping on that grenade. Must've mistaken it for a frankfurter.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 30, 2020 11:50 PM (IsrjU)

559 Mikey, I saw a werewolf drinking a diet sweet tea at Chick-Fil-A. And his cap was perfect!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

560 qdpsteve, I'm sorry that you are going through such a nightmare, I really hope that you find something much better in the future. Keep on walkin' don't look back.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 30, 2020 11:51 PM (a4EWo)

561 What was the second vid played?



No DDGing!


The sad thing, I don't remember.
I remember the countdown, the Buggles, and then, well, years and years of crap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:52 PM (xkSJa)

562 Anyone else not mentioned already?

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:47 PM (Y4EXg)

Is this a request for prayer.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:52 PM (TdMsT)

563 Debby, thanks!
I want to find a job that pays better, is closer to home and requires fewer hours. Let's see how many of those I can get...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

564 I think I just found the next "bombshell"...



https://preview.tinyurl.com/un3fnxg

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:53 PM (7WaWV)

565 Adam Schiff's head explodes like the movie Scanners.

Posted by: Quilters Irish Death



First the eyes pop out and shoot across the room.


Bouncing around like the old "superballs".

Real product: https://youtu.be/m0_PjJBC8gU

Pervs.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 30, 2020 11:54 PM (xkSJa)

566 533 Just because I can:

Trump and Talking Heads

https://youtu.be/nSuregWhlWk

Posted by: Tonypete
-----
TP, that's fantastic.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 30, 2020 11:54 PM (+ldAm)

567 Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:38 PM (bttOm)

You don't have to thank me, brother. You're part of our family here and we appreciate you so the pray-ers here are glad to do that for others and grateful to God you're coming along in your recovery

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 30, 2020 11:54 PM (WI7YS)

568 And then I Kissed Her


(I think we lost something somewhere several decades back)

https://tinyurl.com/tyxc2ke

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:54 PM (aRg0N)

569 Is this a request for prayer.
Posted by: Ladyl

----

Yep - I'd be happy to add anyone to the list.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 30, 2020 11:54 PM (Y4EXg)

570 Could you pray for Jean, Laura and Allison?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:55 PM (TdMsT)

571 562


For Mrs. Night watch

Obstructive kidney stones writ "large" super painful and driving the household for the last week....hopefully urology consult and immediate treatments tomorrow

thank you.....

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 30, 2020 11:56 PM (kFkpX)

572 Dog mode rolls some windows down a bit if the cabin temp gets too high while parked? Just a guess.

Kind of like the button MB had on the dash a long while back (2000?). "Tunnel Air" switch would clear bad air from the cabin, mainly when dad broke the schnitzel wind.

Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 11:58 PM (RuIsu)

573 570
Could you pray for Jean, Laura and Allison?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 30, 2020 11:55 PM (TdMsT)

Roger that.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 30, 2020 11:59 PM (aRg0N)

574 The sad thing, I don't remember.
I remember the countdown, the Buggles, and then, well, years and years of crap.
Posted by: Blanco Basura

---

Pat Benatar - You Better Run

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)

575 Of course Ladyl!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)

576 Ok Hordlings, Taps for this guy.

Night all and remember night walkers play nice with one another..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 31, 2020 12:00 AM (+ldAm)

577 Thank you!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 31, 2020 12:00 AM (TdMsT)

578 Got it Night Watch

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)

579 Thank you Tonypete

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 31, 2020 12:03 AM (kFkpX)

580 Watching the late TuCar. At this rate, Dershowitz is going to start shooting 'Liberals'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:05 AM (xSo9G)

581 Trump and Talking Heads



https://youtu.be/nSuregWhlWk


And love it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 31, 2020 12:05 AM (aRg0N)

582 567- Fenelon-
Thanks so much. I pray every day for Ace and everyone here. Such an amazing place.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 31, 2020 12:06 AM (bttOm)

583 574
The sad thing, I don't remember.

I remember the countdown, the Buggles, and then, well, years and years of crap.

Posted by: Blanco Basura



---



Pat Benatar - You Better Run

Posted by: Tonypete at January 31, 2020 12:00 AM (Y4EXg)

Early stuff?

https://tinyurl.com/wk7vdmh

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 31, 2020 12:07 AM (aRg0N)

584 Things went great! 10 inches out instead of 2 feet.
out of the hospital in three days. Up and about and at work today for a
half-day at 1 week post surgery. Thanks for everyones thoughts and
prayers. They must be extra-good!

Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (bttOm)

That'll teach me to read before I post. I think that's great news! I was on a much longer recovery 10 years ago. Same amount of bowel removed. I'm guessing they've improved the surgery? Anyway best of luck, I'm so thrilled to hear it went well.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 12:07 AM (Q6vhk)

585 It's hogmartin's birthday? Happy birthday!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at January 31, 2020 12:08 AM (arJlL)

586 Wasn't going to get Jones anyway. He is all liberal democrat. And he will be out on his ass this November.

Posted by: Case at January 31, 2020 12:09 AM (NWcw2)

587 Posted by: JT at January 31, 2020 12:08 AM (arJlL)

5th

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2020 12:11 AM (aA3+G)

588 5th

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 31, 2020 12:11 AM (aA3+G)


Half gallon!

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2020 12:13 AM (Y8PSl)

589 580

Is there such a time for us?

A corral with horses...decision made..men nodding to each other after the meeting....mounting up.....looking to their families gathered....smiling at their children as if to say..."I will be back"...loving last look to their wives....and then,....off to do what they said they said they would do.....what was needed to do.....


like that?

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 31, 2020 12:13 AM (kFkpX)

590 Things went great! 10 inches out instead of 2 feet.

out of the hospital in three days. Up and about and at work today for a

half-day at 1 week post surgery. Thanks for everyones thoughts and

prayers. They must be extra-good!



Posted by: DBCooper at January 30, 2020 11:26 PM (bttOm


Many congratulations with awesome sauce and wonderness on top.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 31, 2020 12:14 AM (aRg0N)

591
Watching the late TuCar. At this rate, Dershowitz is going to start shooting 'Liberals'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.


But he will always pull the "D" lever in the voting booth.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 12:15 AM (aKsyK)

592 You blew the margins.

Tinyurl is your friend! [CBD]

Posted by: random lurker commenter at January 31, 2020 12:17 AM (48RE5)

593 Alexander talked about what was "already proven".

What was that?

There was no evidence of a "quid pro quo" (which would be entirely appropriate and legal anyway) involving Ukraine military aid.

Sondland had a "presumption".

That's it. Nothing else. OMB said otherwise. All the other meetings and conversations that are confirmed/documented said otherwise. Trump statements/actions since inauguration said otherwise.

*Actual* events said otherwise (none of the supposed conditions were met by Ukraine - which wasn't even aware of the slight delay).

*What* was "proven"??

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 12:17 AM (El6T/)

594 584-
Mine was all robotic surgery and no big cut. I have 6 of different sizes and look like I was in a stabbing altercation.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 31, 2020 12:17 AM (bttOm)

595 Things went great! 10 inches out instead of 2 feet.

You're the only man I know who can say he had ten inches cut off and smile about it.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 31, 2020 12:19 AM (xkSJa)

596 kalitta air just flew all our diplomats and other things out of china. i think shit may be getting serious. didn't even use government planes. pilots were wearing hazmat suits.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:20 AM (KP5rU)

597 Watching the late TuCar. At this rate, Dershowitz is going to start shooting 'Liberals'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

But he will always pull the "D" lever in the voting booth.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
----------

Probably. But, everyone has their limits. The guy has suffered so much abuse at the hands of (D) that he might vote against them. It's possible.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:20 AM (CDGwz)

598 had no idea tucar died. rest in peace.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:21 AM (KP5rU)

599 rhomboid - You're using Russian talking points.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 31, 2020 12:22 AM (CDGwz)

600 Goodnight everyone, and thanks for the support about my job. I'll keep everyone posted about what happens.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 31, 2020 12:23 AM (L2ZTs)

601 night steve.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

602 I think I just found the next "bombshell"...







https://preview.tinyurl.com/un3fnxg

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 30, 2020 11:53 PM (7WaWV)

This nutbag is old nuuz...

Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 31, 2020 12:23 AM (/LQkF)

603 Mine was all robotic surgery and no big cut. I have 6 of different sizes and look like I was in a stabbing altercation.
Posted by: DBCooper
-------

*looks at grippers, buffs one lightly*

No problem.

Posted by: Robbie at January 31, 2020 12:24 AM (CDGwz)

604 Mine was all robotic surgery and no big cut. I have 6 of different sizes and look like I was in a stabbing altercation.



Posted by: DBCooper at January 31, 2020 12:17 AM (bttOm)

Holy crap. I got one "big" cut in my midsection. 6 week recovery. My surgeon was amazing. I'm so happy for you.

Posted by: ... at January 31, 2020 12:25 AM (Q6vhk)

605 had no idea tucar died. rest in peace.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
------

This is that 'phrasing' thing, isn't it?

Posted by: Robbie at January 31, 2020 12:25 AM (CDGwz)

606 I'm not a fan of the State of the Union address but I might watch some of it this year just for the shots of Adam Schiff and The Nadler.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 31, 2020 12:25 AM (4thlk)

607 This nutbag is old nuuz...
Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 31, 2020 12:23 AM (/LQkF)

She's ugly as a mud fence. Trump do her? Only in her dreams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:26 AM (LxWV7)

608 I think people here are burnt out from watching the clown show.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:28 AM (CDGwz)

609 605: you would be correct, sir.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:30 AM (KP5rU)

610 I just checked out the libertydaily.com website. They have side by side photos of Rand Paul and Schiff. The Schiff photo looks exactly like that goofy guy who plays him on Greg Gutfeld's show.
It's hilarious.
https://thelibertydaily.com

The Schiff photo is about a quarter of the way

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 12:31 AM (+lVUW)

611 523...
Correct... and Adam Schiff's head explodes like the movie Scanners.
Posted by: Quilters Irish Death at January 30, 2020 11:37 PM (XDUl9)


NOW I KNOW who Shifty reminds me of!
[if we have Slim Whitman piped into the Senate chambers tomorrow...]
ack ack ack

Posted by: Flyover at January 31, 2020 12:31 AM (Rbu5d)

612 607: nobody would fuck that. not even on a qualude and wild turkey bender. trump wouldn't fuck that with raimondo's dick.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:32 AM (KP5rU)

613 Oops, accidentally hit return.
The photo is about a quarter of the way down and in the middle.

He looks just like the fake Schiff on Gutfeld.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 31, 2020 12:32 AM (+lVUW)

614 I think people here are burnt out from watching the clown show.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:28 AM (CDGwz)

Well, I have been down with a cold for most of the week. Spending a lot of time in bed. Got dressed today for the first time in 3 days, and went to WalMart this evening for food. Saw a landwhale on a shopping scooter with a surgical mask on.

The dog is much better. Eating and drinking normally, comes and goes outside as she pleases via the doggie door. But she refused to try to get into the Suburban. I think she associates that climb with back pain.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:33 AM (LxWV7)

615
So is Susan Collins locked in now to vote "Yes" on Removal?
I mean, she wouldn't try to have it both ways, would she?


Posted by: JoeF.


She must. How else can she square it?

But that would make the president go to Maine and campaign against her.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 12:35 AM (tfYxx)

616 This nutbag is old nuuz...
Posted by: Archie Bunker at January 31, 2020 12:23 AM (/LQkF)

She's ugly as a mud fence. Trump do her? Only in her dreams.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:26 AM



I know! But the AP story makes me suspicious that it could be the next attack... Rather like the Kavanaugh confirmation...

DNA on a dress? How droll...

We all know they'll perpetually come up with something next! More shit at the wall, and all that...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 31, 2020 12:37 AM (7WaWV)

617 Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 31, 2020 12:37 AM (7WaWV)

This nutbag said "rape is sexy"...she's toxic, even to the fake nuuzers.

Posted by: A Nuthinburger at January 31, 2020 12:40 AM (/LQkF)

618 DNA on a dress? How droll...

We all know they'll perpetually come up with something next! More shit at the wall, and all that...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 31, 2020 12:37 AM (7WaWV)

And it's just DNA from skin flakes or dandruff. Not semen. All she'd have had to do would have been to brush up against him at a party, or in an elevator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:41 AM (LxWV7)

619 Well, I have been down with a cold for most of the week. Spending a lot of time in bed. Got dressed today for the first time in 3 days, and went to WalMart this evening for food. Saw a landwhale on a shopping scooter with a surgical mask on.

The dog is much better. Eating and drinking normally, comes and goes outside as she pleases via the doggie door. But she refused to try to get into the Suburban. I think she associates that climb with back pain.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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They have colds in AZ? I thought you were out four-wheeling, yesterday? Day before?

Good to hear doggeh improving. If you lift her in, is she alright riding?

Ours took a downturn on Tuesday. Stopped eating and drinking, diarrhea. She's back on Metronidazole, and has started eating again. I mix a really wet food (Hill's I/D), and she seems to be getting enough moisture from that.

Meanwhile, Mike Hammer's Cat has to have thyroid pills jammed down his throat twice a day. He's not cooperative...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

620 They have colds in AZ? I thought you were out four-wheeling, yesterday? Day before?

Good to hear doggeh improving. If you lift her in, is she alright riding?

Ours took a downturn on Tuesday. Stopped eating and drinking, diarrhea. She's back on Metronidazole, and has started eating again. I mix a really wet food (Hill's I/D), and she seems to be getting enough moisture from that.

Meanwhile, Mike Hammer's Cat has to have thyroid pills jammed down his throat twice a day. He's not cooperative...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:44 AM (xSo9G)

A few days ago, now, for the 4-wheeling. I haven't tried to lift her into the vehicle. She weighs 60 pounds, and hard to get a good grip that won't hurt her. I put a box down to act as a step, too.

Maybe tomorrow, I will try taking her for a ride in the Studebaker Lark. A lot lower than the Suburban, and not associated with a trip to the vet.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:48 AM (LxWV7)

621 619: hammer owns dinner cat?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:48 AM (KP5rU)

622 And may Sophie get over her issues quickly, too, Mike.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:49 AM (LxWV7)

623 Does MH's cat like cheese? I gave Pogo her pills wrapped in process cheese, and she gobbled them down, no problem.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:51 AM (LxWV7)

624 bedtime. shampeachment will be there tomorrow. zero fucks. i'm clown show apathetic.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 31, 2020 12:52 AM (KP5rU)

625 Nite, chavez

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:53 AM (LxWV7)

626 And may Sophie get over her issues quickly, too, Mike.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
-----

Well, likewise for Pogo. How long will it be before you make the return trip?

I have to remind myself that as much engagement as these two animals are requiring, it's much harder on them than on me. Moreover, they only have me to take care of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:54 AM (CDGwz)

627 Well, likewise for Pogo. How long will it be before you make the return trip?

I have to remind myself that as much engagement as these two animals are requiring, it's much harder on them than on me. Moreover, they only have me to take care of them.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 12:54 AM (CDGwz)

I plan to make a brief visit back home circa Feb 20, for about a week, then return here until late March.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:56 AM (LxWV7)

628 Ace! Just watched a whole bunch of the Jay Sekulow Band videos. Amazing! One is a live concert they did at a college -- these guys are no joke.

They've got John Lawry on keys from Petra, John Schlitt on vocals from Petra, Petra's producer and Kansas' (and Mastedon's) lead singer John Elefante, the guitarist from D.C. Talk... and in the set list are some of the best covers of some of the best songs in rock.

Thanks for the heads up on these guys! It's obviously not their first rodeo, because they're really tight.

The funny thing about the comments on YouTube is, all the comments are extremely complimentary until about five days ago, and then the spergy gamma trolls who never heard of Sekulow in their lives come in to say how shitty the band is.

Posted by: Taqiyyologist at January 31, 2020 12:56 AM (ZQEWK)

629 You can buy treat wraps to put pills in at walmart or places like petco. My cat always eats the treat wrap and leaves the pill in his water bowl along with some upchuck to state his displeasure.


Posted by: My cat is a ahole at January 31, 2020 12:58 AM (/LQkF)

630 And it's getting on for 11 P.M. here, and I think it's time for me to pull the pin for the night. Best way to defeat this cold is to get plenty of bed rest.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 31, 2020 12:59 AM (LxWV7)

631

Just saw a Bloomberg ad on MeTV. He's going to make sure everyone has healthcare.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 31, 2020 01:00 AM (aKsyK)

632 Pluto TV Sci-Fi is still showing CBS All Access show Picard.

Music opening is "Blue Skies" and Picard is playing cards against a chubby Data.

Making of vignette fully admits this is on the Kelvin timeline since they talk of the Romulan super nova.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:04 AM (gs25x)

633 Nah, Collins can still easily vote "not guilty". There's even a semi-reasonable rationale for the combo of votes. Which is far, far, far above the thresh-hold American voters typically enforce on office-holders, tragically.

Just saw somebody else note one amusing possibility: acquittal by the Senate could occur within hours of Brexit formally happening.

Savor that.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:05 AM (El6T/)

634 You can buy treat wraps to put pills in at walmart or places like petco. My cat always eats the treat wrap and leaves the pill in his water bowl along with some upchuck to state his displeasure.
-------

Same here. Eats pill pocket, spits out pill.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 01:06 AM (CDGwz)

635 Yep...just flipped screens and posted on a previous post by ACE thinking it was a new post....


time to go.

it happens....

Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 31, 2020 01:06 AM (kFkpX)

636 Good night, everyone. Happy Friday!

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 31, 2020 01:08 AM (l9m7l)

637 Stepmom topless inside her own home is not a crime. Creepy yes crime no. Every single one of us have seen mom topless at least once. SMDH.



Not that we enjoyed it one little bit.

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 31, 2020 01:09 AM (0OmEj)

638 Just saw somebody else note one amusing possibility: acquittal by the Senate could occur within hours of Brexit formally happening.

Savor that.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:05 AM



It would be fitting if teh Odious RBG were to belly up tomorrow...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 31, 2020 01:09 AM (7WaWV)

639 If Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg croaks tomorrow, the Democrats will then litigate the meaning of 'dead.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:14 AM (gs25x)

640 Boalt Hall at UC Berkeley has been renamed Berkeley Law.

Forget it Jake, its California.

Posted by: 80's music fan at January 31, 2020 01:18 AM (glGDV)

641 Zettai, that kind of trifecta is far more than we deserve.

Wait.

No, I could live with that. Wouldn't lose any sleep or feel any pang of guilt.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:19 AM (El6T/)

642 Just saw somebody else note one amusing possibility:
acquittal by the Senate could occur within hours of Brexit formally
happening.



Savor that.



Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:05 AM







It would be fitting if teh Odious RBG were to belly up tomorrow...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 31, 2020 01:09 AM (7WaWV)


along with a belly laugh from the heavens

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2020 01:19 AM (9Om/r)

643 Renaming Boalt Hall? What?

What's the other Berkeley law school? There are two, right?

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:19 AM (El6T/)

644 639 If Ruth Vader-Meinhoff Ginsburg croaks tomorrow, the Democrats will then litigate the meaning of 'dead.'
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:14 AM (gs25x)

Well, your Honor, if dead people can vote in elections, they can vote in Supreme Court Rulings, too.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 31, 2020 01:20 AM (Wm5SB)

645 Forgot I left my avatar sitting there by the buffet.

Heyyyy! Who drew on my avatar's face with magic marker?

Glad these things clean up more easily than my flesh face did when my older brother drew all over it.

G'nite

*avatar vanishes*

A♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - click me and win! at January 31, 2020 01:21 AM (0mP7b)

646 It would be fitting if teh Odious RBG were to belly up tomorrow...

Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 31, 2020 01:09 AM (7WaWV)


No. Keep her on the ventilator until after the election. "Biden Rule" and all that. Ties on the Supreme Court suck bigly. But it would be glorious if RBG dropped dead election night and a winning Trump rammed through a replacement before the end of the year.

Posted by: RickZ at January 31, 2020 01:21 AM (Y8PSl)

647 I wish RBG a long happy life in retirement.

Starting tomorrow would be fine.

Not that there isn't an incredibly ugly, depressing, disastrous real background to it all, but do allow yourself to laugh and imagine the Brazilian soccer riot/ayatollah's funeral mob/Pakistani anti-American street protest kind of thing that will follow if RBG leaves the court any time soon.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:22 AM (El6T/)

648
You can buy treat wraps to put pills in at walmart or places like petco. My cat always eats the treat wrap and leaves the pill in his water bowl along with some upchuck to state his displeasure.
-------

Same here. Eats pill pocket, spits out pill.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

========

Those pockets were so huge they defeated the purpose for my cat with inflammatory bowel disease. He wouldn't eat to begin with. Adding a giant bite of food to a pill was only compounding the impossibility.

I finally became an expert at pilling him, but only after I had a couple of lessons and I found out the vet would charge a fee if I took him in. So I got a business idea: I'd go to your house and pill your cat. Twenty bucks a visit, or a discount if your cat required several pillings a day. My extended neighborhood probably had dozens of clients waiting for me. Not enough money in it, but I liked the name: The Catter-Piller.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:22 AM (13CQC)

649 Picard has named his dog Number One.

Bet Riker feels appreciated.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 31, 2020 01:23 AM (gs25x)

650 McSomething (other Berkeley law campus). Friend went there.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:23 AM (El6T/)

651
I wish RBG a long happy life in retirement.

Starting tomorrow would be fine.

Not that there isn't an incredibly ugly, depressing, disastrous real background to it all, but do allow yourself to laugh and imagine the Brazilian soccer riot/ayatollah's funeral mob/Pakistani anti-American street protest kind of thing that will follow if RBG leaves the court any time soon.
Posted by: rhomboid

======

I cannot believe she's held out this long. Honestly, it's to laugh. When that fateful night in November 2020 rolls around, she'll realize the last four years of toil were for nothing -- she didn't save a damned thing, just lost four years of ease in her golden years.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:26 AM (13CQC)

652 So the somewhat lukewarm Palestinian response to the "peace plan" included rocket and sniper fire the last few hours from Gaza.

We'll take that as a "not interested".

The evil jooos hit back ("it all started when I hit him back").

The only benefit I can see to this initiative is if it ties up the Trump son in law for the next few years, keeping him from causing any more harm on domestic matters (jail-break was enough damage, thanks!).

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 01:27 AM (El6T/)

653 I think the other thread is dead now, so...

Now come on - why was Lamar Alexander's decision a "surprise"? It was no surprise to me - Lamar and Mitch are old friends and allies, Mitch controls his caucus tightly, and there was no way Lamar was going to hurt his pal.

And I don't want to poke fun at any who were hyperventilating earlier, but it is a lesson that it's never a good look to freak out about what *might* happen. At least what until it *does* happen before one bounces off the walls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:30 AM (V2Yro)

654 ..I have 6 of different sizes and look like I was in a stabbing altercation.

Posted by: DBCooper at January 31, 2020 12:17 AM (bttOm)




We shall ever more refer to by her honorific:

DOCTOR BLUEBELL.


so let it be written, so let it be done.

*backs out of the ONT in fearful appreciation*


/snrk


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


p.s. *I* have a signed Bluebell shiv. And most of you, don't.

*imperious sniff*

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 01:31 AM (QzJWU)

655
jesus, you guys. the trifecta lol

What do you think will be the next big news thing after this shampeachment rolls off the cliff? We'll soon be in February, so I suppose we can start chewing our nails about the various investigations still grinding away out there in judicial time.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:31 AM (13CQC)

656 Just woke up/came to.

I promise to use my powers of being awake for good, not evil.

Posted by: Miklos, with 1 AM coffee at January 31, 2020 01:34 AM (QzkSJ)

657 What the hell is Dog Mode on a car?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob


That's when you have to drive with your head stuck out the window because the wipers aren't working.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 01:34 AM (R8Wl8)

658
Here's Lamar's statement on twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/vp68uaw
Posted by: Tami

=======

What a load of catfish whiskers.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:35 AM (13CQC)

659 p.s. *I* have a signed Bluebell shiv. And most of you, don't.

*imperious sniff*
Posted by: Jim

hah

I use mine as a place mark in the SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED cookbook.

So there.

Posted by: Miklos, putter-in-placer at January 31, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)

660 she didn't save a damned thing, just lost four years of ease in her golden years.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

All that glitters is not gold.

Posted by: Miklos, Specialist in Senescence at January 31, 2020 01:37 AM (QzkSJ)

661 Here's Lamar's statement on twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/vp68uaw
Posted by: Tami

=======

What a load of catfish whiskers.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

That statement had to be modified for Lamar's limp wristed throwing style.

Posted by: Revenge of the Miklos Nerds at January 31, 2020 01:39 AM (QzkSJ)

662 ..I use mine as a place mark in the SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED cookbook.

So there.

Posted by: Miklos, putter-in-placer at January 31, 2020 01:35 AM (QzkSJ)



Is yours also signed by Weasel?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 01:41 AM (QzJWU)

663 Well, now that I have the place to myself

*eyes both accordion and bagpipes*

Posted by: Miklos Boudreaux McMolnar at January 31, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)

664 Is yours also signed by Weasel?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

What's yer real name, Schiff?

Jeez Louise.

Posted by: Miklos, the decorative hand painted part is the best at January 31, 2020 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)

665 ..What's yer real name, Schiff?

Jeez Louise.

Posted by: Miklos, the decorative hand painted part is the best at January 31, 2020 01:42 AM (QzkSJ)



No.

'Cause then, certainly, both Bluebell and Weasel would have not only shivved me to death at last October's Tx Mo Meet, but would have fed Schiff's carcass to the hogs, and he would not now be typing this.

Do not piss off Bluebell and Weasel, in conjunction, at any given Mo Meet.

But PRAY that many liberal demoncrat personages DO!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 01:47 AM (QzJWU)

666 ..*eyes both accordion and bagpipes*

Posted by: Miklos Boudreaux McMolnar at January 31, 2020 01:41 AM (QzkSJ)



I have a tambourine and kazoo.

Let's rock!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 01:49 AM (QzJWU)

667 I don't care about Lamar's statement - he voted the way we needed. He can say anything he wants.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 01:51 AM (V2Yro)

668 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Well fine then.

If I get elected dogcatcher, I may take my oath of office with my right hand on The Cookbook.

In full knowledge that any dereliction of duty would have bad, bad consequences, and I wouldn't even see it coming.

Posted by: Miklos, yr respectful svt., etc at January 31, 2020 01:52 AM (QzkSJ)

669 Miklos.

I've never bagged a 666 comment.

But my tambourine and kazoo comment got exactly that.

I'm scared.

I'll vote for you for dog catcher, by way of absolution.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 01:56 AM (QzJWU)

670
Well, now that I have the place to myself

*eyes both accordion and bagpipes*
Posted by: Miklos Boudreaux McMolnar

=======

I'm thinking of eating raw bread dough.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:58 AM (13CQC)

671 One might think that an ONT would go on longer than impeachment pointless Q&A.

One might be wrong.

Posted by: Miklos, frequently in error, prolly the Valu-Rite at January 31, 2020 01:59 AM (QzkSJ)

672
Miklos.

I've never bagged a 666 comment.

But my tambourine and kazoo comment got exactly that.

I'm scared.

I'll vote for you for dog catcher, by way of absolution.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

========

Good lord. I wasn't even paying attention to the numbers. I might as well go back and re-read the content as punishment.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:00 AM (13CQC)

673 ..I'm thinking of eating raw bread dough.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 01:58 AM (13CQC)



Imported from Wuhan, China.

Horde advice: AVOID!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 02:01 AM (QzJWU)

674 I'll vote for you for dog catcher, by way of absolution.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Fine.

I would recognize your dogs Killer and Sweetpea anyway.

Though I don't know which is which.

Posted by: Miklos, Libertarian Dogcatcher at January 31, 2020 02:02 AM (QzkSJ)

675
I'm watching something even faker than Adam Schiff's "passionate" speeches. (He doesn't believe a word he says.)

Hillary is talking to a Vanity Fair reporter. It's terrifying and exhilarating all at once. If she had become president... *stares into bottomless chasm* ...but she didn't. *floats with relief*

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:04 AM (13CQC)

676 A much simpler explanation of the princes leaving the hotel is a mass shooting just happened outside and you are in a foreign country.

Posted by: goodluckduck at January 31, 2020 02:04 AM (V8zw+)

677 I'm thinking of eating raw bread dough.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The Turkish attempt to tunnel under the walls of Vienna in 1683 was detected by the baker's apprentice boys at about this hour of the morning.

If they had had your attitude...

Posted by: Grand Vizier Miklos at January 31, 2020 02:05 AM (QzkSJ)

678
I promise to use my powers of being awake for good, not evil.
Posted by: Miklos
--------

Therein lies the distinction between 'awake', and 'woke'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:07 AM (CDGwz)

679
Does anyone know if there's an actual criminal that Barr is prosecuting?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:07 AM (13CQC)

680 Alarm in five hours, Horde.

Hasta la nite nite, y'all!


*drunken stupor*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 31, 2020 02:07 AM (QzJWU)

681 *drunken stupor*



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim

Is Envy a venal or mortal sin?

Help a guy out here.

Posted by: Miklos, now eyeing accordion, bagpipes, rum, and bourbon at January 31, 2020 02:10 AM (QzkSJ)

682 Therein lies the distinction between 'awake', and 'woke'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

I got banned from Twitter without ever being on Twitter.

Maybe that explains it.

Posted by: Miklos, not a member of any club that would have me, with one (1) exception at January 31, 2020 02:12 AM (QzkSJ)

683 Does anyone know if there's an actual criminal that Barr is prosecuting?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

If not, I gotta come up with some crimes REAL QUICK

Posted by: Miklos, looking up "5th Amendment" which is probably evidence of guilt at January 31, 2020 02:15 AM (QzkSJ)

684
I watch cartoons to put me to sleep. Set the timer on the TV and just let the memories bring me back...

Here's a full Yogi Bear cartoon:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DEatq2MwUY

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 31, 2020 02:16 AM (aBwoq)

685
If not, I gotta come up with some crimes REAL QUICK
Posted by: Miklos, looking up "5th Amendment"

=======

No, no need, he's busy, just not prosecuting any crimes as far as I can tell.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:16 AM (13CQC)

686 Waaaay late. Sweet dreams folks, I'm out.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 31, 2020 02:18 AM (CDGwz)

687 Cool!

I just found out that I can set my computer to play an endless bagpipe loop while I try out stuff on the accordion!

I can livestream if you want.

Posted by: Miklos, who learned "sharing" in school today at January 31, 2020 02:18 AM (QzkSJ)

688 Waaaay late. Sweet dreams folks, I'm out.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

*sends restful accordion and bagpipe version of "Sweet Adeline" up toward the hill country*

Posted by: Miklos, don't say I never gave you nothin at January 31, 2020 02:20 AM (QzkSJ)

689 A cheery good morning to the night crawlers from California where it's still yesterday.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:24 AM (Ltv6g)

690 I forgot, commas, in my last

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:26 AM (Ltv6g)

691 My Youtube channel is "restful/mindful Yoga bagpipes".

Ad free, do not be misled by copycats.

Posted by: Miklos, a 501 (c) 3 nonprofit individual at January 31, 2020 02:26 AM (QzkSJ)

692 A cheery good morning to the night crawlers from California where it's still yesterday.
Posted by: Pete Bog

California-where it's always yesterday, by law!

Posted by: Miklos, East of the Rockies at January 31, 2020 02:28 AM (QzkSJ)

693 OK

De lime is in de coconut

What's next?

Damn. I used to know this.

Posted by: Miklos, having forgotten the rest at January 31, 2020 02:33 AM (QzkSJ)

694 Miklos
Mostly here in California it's Never Never Land. Where if you only wish hard enough, and take enough money from someone else your crazy societal manipulations will still not work.

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:34 AM (Ltv6g)

695 "Drink it all up and call me in the morning" - Doctor

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:36 AM (Ltv6g)

696 If nobody is using the accordion......

I'll go roust out the neighborhood cats!

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:39 AM (Ltv6g)

697 Mostly here in California it's Never Never Land. Where if you only wish hard enough, and take enough money from someone else your crazy societal manipulations will still not work.
Posted by: Pete Bog

Edison said that success is 99% perspiration and 1% inspiration.

In California it's 100% aspiration, without the success part.

Posted by: Miklos, who crossed the Mississippi one (1) time, to see the Go-Go's, especially Belinda at January 31, 2020 02:39 AM (QzkSJ)

698 "Drink it all up and call me in the morning" - Doctor
Posted by: Pete Bog

Laudanum.

Cures what ails ya, or if it doesn't, no prob.

Posted by: Dr. DR. DOCTOR Miklos Blasey-Ford at January 31, 2020 02:42 AM (QzkSJ)

699 Into the graveyard shift, but for giggles go find the video of Schiff jumping up and trying to stop the repugnant and preposterous Nadler from going to the mic to give the Dems final statement of the night. He says "Jerry - Jerry" but the freak waddles up the mic.

It's embarrassing for the country that these dim freaks have any public role of any kind, so this qualifies as dark humor, but it is giggle-inducing.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 02:43 AM (El6T/)

700 In California it's 100% aspiration, without the success part.

You and I define success differently than the problem perpetuators. Success for them is maintaining a firm grip on the public teat. If California simply repealed the last thirty years of laws it would explode in a frenzy of real success

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:45 AM (Ltv6g)

701 It's embarrassing for the country that these dim freaks have any public role of any kind, so this qualifies as dark humor, but it is giggle-inducing.
Posted by: rhomboid

Please do.

As Readers' Digest informed us, Laughter is the Best Medicine.

Posted by: Miklos, from TickledPink PAC at January 31, 2020 02:45 AM (QzkSJ)

702
go find the video of Schiff jumping up and trying to stop the repugnant and preposterous Nadler from going to the mic to give the Dems final statement of the night. He says "Jerry - Jerry" but the freak waddles up the mic.

=======

See my 225.

I didn't actually see it, but they were wide-eyed talking about it immediately after it happened on MSNBC. Didn't know what to make of it. They noted that Nancy had replaced Nadler with Top Man Schiff, but Nadler apparently wasn't giving up his ground.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:47 AM (13CQC)

703 "It's to the point where I'm thinking everything is corrupt now.

Welcome to the party, pal!
I've been thinking this most of my life and I am at least 29.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 31, 2020 02:48 AM (w7KSn)

704 See my 225.

*checks Urban Dictionary*

Like, NOW?

Posted by: Miklos, well I'll be a sonofagun at January 31, 2020 02:49 AM (QzkSJ)

705 Posted by: rhomboid at January 31, 2020 02:43 AM (El6T/)

"I'd like to thank my friends in the data analytics world for helping all of the dim freaks maintain a place at the public trough" - Gerry Mander The Pander Naddler

Posted by: Pete Bog at January 31, 2020 02:50 AM (Ltv6g)

706
I forgot, commas, in my last
Posted by: Pete Bog

========

Commas are optional in California. It's the pronouns that are mandatory.

I just saw the Schiff vs Nadler event. "Jerry? Jerry??"

Freaking amazing. Nadler must have been working out for several weeks to move that fast.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 02:51 AM (13CQC)

707 2255 Something strange just happened. Schiff was on his way to the podium for the last question, and Nadler cut him off at the pass.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

Cap'n Jerry wanted to down with the Schiff.

Posted by: Miklos, Donaudampfschiffahrtsgesellschaftskapitän at January 31, 2020 02:52 AM (QzkSJ)

708 Freaking amazing. Nadler must have been working out for several weeks to move that fast.

I'm surprised he could reach his feet to deploy the wheels in his Skechers. Like Barbara on roller skates. Or was that "Bi-curious" George?

Posted by: Pete Bog in the big yellow hat at January 31, 2020 02:54 AM (Ltv6g)

709 I'm thinking I wouldn't want Amazon to control access to my guns or know how often and when I open my gun safe.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 31, 2020 02:56 AM (qu1px)

710 I'm thinking I wouldn't want Amazon to control access to my guns or know how often and when I open my gun safe.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead

"Alexa, open my gun safe"

" I can't do that, Dave"

Posted by: MiklosAM at January 31, 2020 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)

711 I'm thinking I wouldn't want Amazon to control access to my guns or know how often and when I open my gun safe.

Posted by: Mr. Feverhead



"Alexa, open my gun safe"



" I can't do that, Dave"

Posted by: MiklosAM at January 31, 2020 02:58 AM (QzkSJ)



Enter John Conner.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 31, 2020 03:03 AM (9Om/r)

712 I'm thinking I wouldn't want Amazon to control access to my guns or know how often and when I open my gun safe.

When I saw that I wondered what you do when the power goes out? You might want those guns then. Get a screwdriver Madge! The looters are on the way!

Posted by: Pete Bog in the big yellow hat at January 31, 2020 03:05 AM (Ltv6g)

713 Enter John Conner.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division

Now see?

If I watched movies, I would probably get that.

Posted by: Miklos, with less of an accent than the Austrian Kalifornikator at January 31, 2020 03:08 AM (QzkSJ)

714
See my 225.

*checks Urban Dictionary*

Like, NOW?
Posted by: Miklos, well I'll be a sonofagun

=======

*checks Urban Dictionary*

Considering it means:

1 - something you say while fapping
2 - Baton Rouge
3 - an intellectual sheep
4 - the 225th post at the 1/3/2020 ONT

it could lead to confusion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 03:11 AM (13CQC)

715 Damn these bagpipes sound good.

Neighbor won't say nothing neither, cause he owes me money.

Posted by: Miklos, exprimenting with an electro/hip-hop drum n bass bagpipe, for the Youth Market at January 31, 2020 03:13 AM (QzkSJ)

716 it could lead to confusion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

The last time I was in Red Stick it was to see the Cars, with the Motels as opening act with Martha Davis, but mainly Martha Davis.

Posted by: Miklos, aye, youth was wasted on me at January 31, 2020 03:16 AM (QzkSJ)

717 A little Bobby "Blue" Bland to get the taste of bagpipes out of your ears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EQHjzSS4cIg

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 31, 2020 03:20 AM (YqED9)

718 A little Bobby "Blue" Bland to get the taste of bagpipes out of your ears:



I remember an interview with Booby B. in which he said that he always wanted a big horn section.

A Great American.

Posted by: Miklos, who was at Jazzfest that year too at January 31, 2020 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)

719 Posted by: Hierominous Botch

OK, but somehow I thought it would be "I Pity the Fool".

Posted by: B.A. Miklos at January 31, 2020 03:24 AM (QzkSJ)

720 We now return to our regular Bagpipe and Accordion programming.

Posted by: Clifton "Miklos" Chenier at January 31, 2020 03:30 AM (QzkSJ)

721 Come on March

Just a-waitin for some serious drouth-percin'

Posted by: The Miklos Tale at January 31, 2020 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)

722 720 We now return to our regular Bagpipe and Accordion programming.

"The Blackwatch performed by the Highland Zydeco Fusiliers "

Posted by: Pete Bog in the big yellow hat at January 31, 2020 03:35 AM (Ltv6g)

723 And that Nadler guy-what's up with that?

Posted by: Miklos Seinfeld at January 31, 2020 03:36 AM (QzkSJ)

724 "The Blackwatch performed by the Highland Zydeco Fusiliers "
Posted by: Pete Bog in the big yellow hat

Problem is, their bayonets are in use with bits of meat on them.

Posted by: Miklos McMolneur of the only Hungarian Cajun Highland Clan at January 31, 2020 03:40 AM (QzkSJ)

725 Being part Scottish the pipes warm my heart

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 03:41 AM (ZCEU2)

726 Also, the Black Watch are Lowland Scots

*spits, but not where they can see me*

Posted by: Miklos, Lowland Highlander at January 31, 2020 03:42 AM (QzkSJ)

727 Sorry, wandered off to an Aretha version of "Share Your Love With Me," and elsewhere


I recently became aware of the "Reaction" genre of youtube videos, where younger-than-29ers listen and react to older music. Interesting concept, and some of the posters really do a good job and provide some thoughtful commentary.

Lotsa dreck, too, if you can imagine such a thing.

So-o-o much commercial music has been recorded in the last 70 years that even the really good 5-10% (?) of it is a yuge catalog, most of which is virtually unknown to most HS- or college-aged kids.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 31, 2020 03:42 AM (YqED9)

728 Breakfast haggis for Skip!

Posted by: Miklos, aye laddie at January 31, 2020 03:43 AM (QzkSJ)

729 If it's haggis for breakfast I'm sleeping 'til noon.

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 31, 2020 03:45 AM (YqED9)

730 "The Blackwatch performed by the Highland Zydeco Fusiliers "
Posted by: Pete Bog

With your permission, I may steal some portion of that.

Posted by: Miklosian IPR SA de CV at January 31, 2020 03:45 AM (QzkSJ)

731 G'night everybody!

Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 31, 2020 03:47 AM (YqED9)

732 Confused a bit but taking it the vote for additional witnesses hasn't been taken but theyall are lining up.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 03:47 AM (ZCEU2)

733 G'night everybody!
Posted by: Hierominous Botch

But the likker store opens in three hours!

Kids these days.

Posted by: Miklos, patient as patients must be at January 31, 2020 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)

734 There is a calypso song called "Mary Ann".

I know, because I am listening to it.

No calypso song called "Ginger".

Well, we know where the Trinidadians stand.

Posted by: Miklos, Mary Ann with longbow v Ginger with crossbow at January 31, 2020 03:56 AM (QzkSJ)

735 the vote for additional witnesses hasn't been taken but theyall are lining up.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 03:47 AM (ZCEU2)

Looks that way, but until the vote is cast I am suspicious. They are wrong mostly venal, craven scum, so one of them may pull a McCain.

How's the haggis?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 03:58 AM (dLLD6)

736 How's the haggis?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Oh lawd

A haggis-centric Food Thread on the way?

*checks Amazon Prime for Next Day delivery of woad*

Posted by: Miklos, distaff Celt at January 31, 2020 04:03 AM (QzkSJ)

737 Agree they are a few back stabbing Rhinos

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:05 AM (ZCEU2)

738
Confused a bit but taking it the vote for additional witnesses hasn't been taken but theyall are lining up.
Posted by: Skip

=======

Lining up? They're reconvening at 1:00 if memory serves.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 31, 2020 04:05 AM (13CQC)

739 The Made for TV drama "Days of Our Impeachment's"

Posted by: Pete Bog in the big yellow hat at January 31, 2020 04:12 AM (Ltv6g)

740 Lining up? They're reconvening at 1:00 if memory serves.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

There is only one (1) senator in play.

Alexander says no witnesses. That was clear when War Turtle sent his only question, on behalf of Lamar, with his limp wristed throwing style.

The remaining Sister from Mine sez yeah, witnesses.

Murkovski sez wait, I have to go to the Ladies' Room.

Posted by: Miklos, 50 proof is not bad at January 31, 2020 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)

741 Hey!

The Steel Band guys heard the noise, and want a bagpipe/accordion Pan jam!

Might be the first time in history to play "Yellow Bird" on t' pipes!

Posted by: Miklos, applying for Trinida and tobago Green Card, but mainly Tobago at January 31, 2020 04:24 AM (QzkSJ)

742 If by haggis you mean stove top oatmeal with dates , its still on the stove.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:25 AM (ZCEU2)

743 Morning all

Fuck Collins and romney

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:41 AM (xXe+d)

744 I just realized that I should buy lottery tickets.

I NEED a personal Steel band.

Hell, if I win the Big One (in Spain called El Gordo),

Even before the Armoured Train.

Posted by: Miklos, waiting fot the South Carolina Education Lottery to give me a chance at January 31, 2020 04:41 AM (QzkSJ)

745 Newark Airport sucks. Almost the worst in the nation

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:42 AM (xXe+d)

746 There are times that try men's souls.

There are also other times.

Posted by: Deep Thoughts by Miklos Paine at January 31, 2020 04:44 AM (QzkSJ)

747 thirst!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 31, 2020 04:44 AM (n0ufP)

748 Fuck Collins and romney

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:41 AM (xXe+d)

That's not the complete list.

Everyone expects the House to be a shitzsjow, but the Senate too?

Give me 100 people picked at random from voting lists...they would do a much better job.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:45 AM (dLLD6)

749 As of the 4pm break yesterday I heard from a Senator starts at 1pm, 2 hpurs each side for summary then vote on more witnesses.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:46 AM (ZCEU2)

750 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:45 AM (dLLD6)

Drinks when I get back? I think I sold the practice

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:46 AM (xXe+d)

751 Newark Airport sucks. Almost the worst in the nation
Posted by: Nevergiveup

*Thumbs up or down*

*on comment or fact*

Posted by: Miklos, EWR survivor at January 31, 2020 04:47 AM (QzkSJ)

752 Newark Airport sucks.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:42 AM (xXe+d)

We just got "Clear," so security is fine. Quick in fact.

What's the problem now?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:48 AM (dLLD6)

753 My guess is Shiffty will take his full 2 hours and still need a shepherd's hook to get him off the podium.
The President's team maybe a hpur and half at most.
Vote around 5pm.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

754 We just got "Clear," so security is fine. Quick in fact.

What's the problem now?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:48 AM (dLLD6)

Security was ok. No food.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:49 AM (xXe+d)

755 Hmm

The Tonight Show starring Johnny Miklos.

Do some Carnac

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 04:49 AM (R8Wl8)

756 My guess is Shiffty will take his full 2 hours and still need a shepherd's hook to get him off the podium.
The President's team maybe a hpur and half at most.
Vote around 5pm.
Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:48 AM (ZCEU2)

Fat nadler beat him to the podium yesterday. The fat man must be light on his feet

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:50 AM (xXe+d)

757 We are hearing of course a few "Republicans " who might vote for more witnesses but wonder is there 1 Democrat who might vote no?

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 04:50 AM (ZCEU2)

758 Sold the practice...

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:46 AM (xXe+d)

Congratulations!

Sure...I'm in.

My wife canceled her trip to Shanghai...which I was going to tag along...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:50 AM (dLLD6)

759 Drinks when I get back? I think I sold the practice
Posted by: Nevergiveup

I thought Moron LLC had right of first refusal (or pre-emptive quitclaim or something that sounds all official-y).

Posted by: Miklos, not a dentist or lawyer in your military CoC at January 31, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)

760 My wife canceled her trip to Shanghai...which I was going to tag along...

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:50 AM (dLLD6)

Lol. I just sneezed and 2 Asian passengers moved

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:51 AM (xXe+d)

761 No food.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:49 AM (xXe+d)

Even in the lounge?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:51 AM (dLLD6)

762
I thought Moron LLC had right of first refusal (or pre-emptive quitclaim or something that sounds all official-y).
Posted by: Miklos, not a dentist or lawyer in your military CoC at January 31, 2020 04:50 AM (QzkSJ)

Hey make me an offer. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:52 AM (xXe+d)

763 761 No food.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:49 AM (xXe+d)

Even in the lounge?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 31, 2020 04:51 AM (dLLD6)

Flying Delta. No access unless I am in uniform and also they did not look open

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 04:53 AM (xXe+d)

764 The Tonight Show starring Johnny Miklos.

Do some Carnac
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Ok, but gotta get my turban back from Nikki Haley.

Actually, it's her Dad's, but she borrowed it back.

Posted by: Miklos, Sock Monkey needs to practice the Ed McMahon at January 31, 2020 04:53 AM (QzkSJ)

765 Hey make me an offer. Lol
Posted by: Nevergiveup

Morons have quatloos out the wazoo.

Posted by: MiklosCorp (Ukraine) Pty at January 31, 2020 04:56 AM (QzkSJ)

766 Still relatively svelte. More along the lines of Doc. I was with the band back in the day.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 04:56 AM (R8Wl8)

767 " ... to get the taste of bagpipes out of your ears:"

Why would I want to do that ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 05:04 AM (zlgJP)

768 Still relatively svelte. More along the lines of Doc. I was with the band back in the day.
Posted by: Sock Monkey

Please tell me that the band was the Go-Gos and that you have pics of Belinda Carlisle, um...backstage (she's from Red Stick, as it happened).

Posted by: Younger Miklos at January 31, 2020 05:04 AM (QzkSJ)

769
Miklos! Search YouTube for "Enter Sandman on bagpipes".
Thank me later.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 05:06 AM (Wog4R)

770 " ... to get the taste of bagpipes out of your ears:"

Why would I want to do that ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez

Aye, and this laddie shall be spared, when The Tall Men In Skirts Zombie Apocalypse comes, as it must.

Posted by: future zombie McMiklos at January 31, 2020 05:08 AM (QzkSJ)

771 Please tell me that the band was the Go-Gos and that you have pics of Belinda Carlisle, um...backstage (she's from Red Stick, as it happened).
Posted by: Younger Miklos

Garage band. High school age groupies.


*smiles*

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 05:09 AM (R8Wl8)

772 Thank me later.
Posted by: Gooshy

Umm..

Aer Lingus sells one way tickets\\

Yer thanked

Posted by: Miklos, who has a godson in Cork, which is near Scotland, right? at January 31, 2020 05:12 AM (QzkSJ)

773 Getting me some cnn in the airport. Lol

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 31, 2020 05:12 AM (xXe+d)

774 I wanted Roberts to don a turban and do Carnac with those questions.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:14 AM (ZCEU2)

775
Hehehe. I love the opening.

"..it's currrrrrrsed."

"Whatever."

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 05:16 AM (Wog4R)

776 americanthinker.com/joe biden vote for me because i might die in office
Floating out there having Mooch as a VP running mate
1 because pandering to the black population
2 maybe Barak will acknowledge me

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:20 AM (ZCEU2)

777 Garage band. High school age groupies.


*smiles*
Posted by: Sock Monkey

It worked that way in communist Czechoslovakia too.

One friend was a child prodigy on violin, dropped that shit for guitar at the age of 15 when he realized that the girls were into the guitar guys.

Classical violinists' loss was his gain.

Posted by: Miklos, from Kráľovský Chlmec at January 31, 2020 05:20 AM (QzkSJ)

778 I wanted Roberts to don a turban and do Carnac with those questions.
Posted by: Skip

Dang someone needs to run with that one. LMAO

Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 31, 2020 05:20 AM (R8Wl8)

779 I think for some people corruption is a 1 to 10 scale and for some people it's a 0 or 1 scale.

Or I could be just wrong.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 05:21 AM (QLPEO)

780 Have a feeling going to be a late day sadly, would want to watch the closing arguments and vote for sure.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:23 AM (ZCEU2)

781 It worked that way in communist Czechoslovakia too.

One friend was a child prodigy on violin, dropped that shit for guitar at the age of 15 when he realized that the girls were into the guitar guys.

Classical violinists' loss was his gain.
Posted by: Miklos


Aha. Now I begin to understand you.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 05:23 AM (QLPEO)

782 I wanted Roberts to don a turban and do Carnac with those questions.
Posted by: Skip

Dang someone needs to run with that one. LMAO
Posted by: Sock Monkey.

The Turtle would have to learn to guffaw.

Posted by: Miklos, pointing out that Ed McMahon was a combat pilot in Korea at January 31, 2020 05:24 AM (QzkSJ)

783 I just can't believe Senators want to sit through 8 more weeks of this shit.

They're not fucking robots.

Posted by: eleven at January 31, 2020 05:25 AM (QLPEO)

784 americanthinker.com/trump impeachment an important distinction
https://tinyurl.com/sfmjpna

The threat vs the hold without a threat.

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:27 AM (ZCEU2)

785 Got to go,
this could be the day 3 1/2 years of bullshit comes to a end.

Praying it to be so.
Have a great day horde

Posted by: Skip at January 31, 2020 05:32 AM (ZCEU2)

786 The YooToob is now showing me The Red Hot Chili Pipers.

What a concept.

Posted by: Miklos, whiskey first, the haggis will keep at January 31, 2020 05:33 AM (QzkSJ)

787 Praying it to be so.
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip


Gum bi an latha agad làn soirbheachas agus taigeis!

Posted by: McLos at January 31, 2020 05:36 AM (QzkSJ)

788
Miklos, I think Archie has her own channel.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 05:42 AM (Wog4R)

789 I am now practicing the new software computer program that allows me to do a song with just me, Johnny Cash, bagpipes and accordion, with the Trinidad All-Star Steel Band on backup.

Might have to pay some AM radio Disk Jockeys to play it, if that's legal.

Posted by: Miklos, movomg shit around on the mantle to make room for the Grammy at January 31, 2020 05:44 AM (QzkSJ)

790 There is a Tesla of bagpipes.

The Scots used to produce a lot of engineers, so not a big surprise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P40YOU8ggJk

Posted by: Miklos, almost time for the morning wake up dram at January 31, 2020 05:57 AM (QzkSJ)

791 Pointing at billboard...I'll have what he has !!!!

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 06:01 AM (5IHGB)

792 Beautiful pictures of nature. Bluebell would like the pictures of bluebells about six down:

https://earthporn.org/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 06:03 AM (WI7YS)

793
Let me try something...
*cough*

Now on Tubi:

Inhumanwich!
(2017, about 70 min)

A 50 foot tall sloppy joe threatens Cincinnati.
--------

Does that strike you as must-see?
I woke up during the second half. Favorite line:

"You're not a monster, you're my husband, the man who told Tom Hanks it'd take at least 150 dollars to molest me!"
(he only offered a hundred.)

Whew.I gotta see the first half of this thing.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 06:05 AM (Wog4R)

794 Boy saves an 18 year old girl from being kidnapped:

https://tinyurl.com/w38b9d2

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 06:06 AM (WI7YS)

795
Oh, and the way the monsters eats his victims...genuinely funny. And worthy of the 2000 buck Kickstart budget.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 06:09 AM (Wog4R)

796 Inhumanwich!
(2017, about 70 min)

A 50 foot tall sloppy joe threatens Cincinnati.

Clearly, Godzilla needs to organize an Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

Posted by: Miklos, building a balsawood 1960 Tokyo because reasons at January 31, 2020 06:14 AM (QzkSJ)

797
Monster. Just one.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 06:15 AM (Wog4R)

798
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2020 06:15 AM (ceIDk)

799 Boy saves an 18 year old girl from being kidnapped:

https://tinyurl.com/w38b9d2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

And that little boy...was not me.

Posted by: Kampala Harris at January 31, 2020 06:16 AM (QzkSJ)

800 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

801 Morning all.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 06:18 AM (LHT0w)

802 So seems that Lamar! Is a surprise NO on
witnesses. So even if the 3 DIABLOs vote yes that means 50-50, the vote for witnesses fails, Schiff-for-brains gets to cry on camera for 2-hours and it is likely all over before dinner tonight.

Did I miss anything else?

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:18 AM (DU2N9)

803 Oh, and good morning, Horde

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:18 AM (DU2N9)

804
Ah, both Killer Tomato movies are out there right now. Effing George Clooney is in the sequel. No, really.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 06:19 AM (Wog4R)

805 FenelonSpoke

Thank you for the Earth pictures.

The Colorado one from an airline looks like the Great Sand Dunes National Park, with the Sangre De Cristo range to the right of it. You can see Crestone Peak, Crestone Needle, and that entire area. Very nice, and a lot easier than hiking into that incredibly scenic part of the range.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

806 DocJ

So this part of our long national nightmare will be over today? Huzzah!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)

807 It was inappropriate for the president to ask a foreign leader to investigate his political opponent and to withhold United States aid to encourage that investigation.


Fuck you Lamar Alexander, you fucking tool.

No it's not.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 31, 2020 06:26 AM (LHT0w)

808
"Huzzah!"

Transatlantic tunnel?

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 06:26 AM (Wog4R)

809 NaCly

Nothing for certain until the vote is taken of course. But yeah, looks like

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:27 AM (DU2N9)

810 The Colorado one from an airline looks like the Great Sand Dunes National Park, with the Sangre De Cristo range to the right of it. You can see Crestone Peak, Crestone Needle, and that entire area. Very nice, and a lot easier than hiking into that incredibly scenic part of the range.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

FUN LINGUISTIC FACT


Some of the early settlers in the Sangre de Cristo Mountains,and teir descendants, remained isolated for centuries.

When the Modern World caught up with them, it turned out that they were the last people who spoke Spanish like Cervantes. People in Spain didn't anymore.

They were living Rosetta Stones of Olde Style spanish.

Posted by: Miklos, neither tanned, rested, nor ready at January 31, 2020 06:27 AM (QzkSJ)

811 rickb223

These Dems are the most unaware people. Any stick, no matter how rotten, is used to beat the truth out of an argument.

They can't even Diplom right.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

812 Transatlantic tunnel?
Posted by: Gooshy

The Dignity Canal Chief Directorate is unable to allocate resources for such project at this time.

Posted by: Miklosnikov at January 31, 2020 06:29 AM (QzkSJ)

813 Miklos, neither tanned, rested, nor ready

Very interesting. IDNKT.

In my many trips there, the natives spoke English and took American money, all with aplomb.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:30 AM (u82oZ)

814 What are the chances of Trump treating his enemies like actual enemies after 2020? Like no more endorsements of treacherous trash like Romney? And maybe doing something about the evil f*cking FBI?

I'm hoping less Mr. Nice Guy.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 06:32 AM (H8QX8)

815 Gooshy

Man: Explain Women.

Genie: Let me look at that Transatlantic bridge again.

Just the punchline.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

816 In my many trips there, the natives spoke English and took American money, all with aplomb.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Well, ask somebody older than 29.

Kids.

Posted by: Miklos, not going on the cart just yet at January 31, 2020 06:33 AM (QzkSJ)

817 No mention of the terminally ill kid and the playset?

HoAs are dress rehearsals for hell that you knowingly sign up for.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 31, 2020 06:33 AM (VYwSh)

818
The Dignity Canal Chief Directorate is unable to allocate resources for such project at this time.
Posted by: Miklosnikov

I have sadz now.

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 06:33 AM (Wog4R)

819 Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Absolutely. I think he know that Tit for Tat is a good strategy.

I should look up what he says about justified revenge in The Art of the Deal.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

820 rickb

Spot-on. Asshole apparently thinks there was nothing inappropriate about Jug Ears weaponizing the entire LE and Intel apparatuses of the Fed.gov against Trump. So he can EABOD too.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:34 AM (DU2N9)

821 Smoot...

Andrew McCabe is still, this morning, breathing the air of Free Men.

Just saying.

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:36 AM (DU2N9)

822
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 31, 2020 06:37 AM (7rVsF)

823 Andrew McCabe is still, this morning, breathing the air of Free Men.

Just saying.
Posted by: DocJ

But we could tax that, right?

Posted by: Chief Justice Miklos Roberts at January 31, 2020 06:39 AM (QzkSJ)

824 Good morning!

Whats the good news?

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2020 06:40 AM (aIRv9)

825 * paws at tight choker collar*

Mein DocJ, Huber ...


It will be so awkward if nothing happens. Maybe we need a deck of cards with faces on it.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

826 Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Not sure they need help.

Posted by: Merry Miklos at January 31, 2020 06:40 AM (QzkSJ)

827 Mornin y'all

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 31, 2020 06:42 AM (y/fJ4)

828 Audioslave > Red Hot Chili Peppers > Soundgarden

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 31, 2020 06:42 AM (LxTcq)

829 Merry Miklos

Well, we can party like it's 2020.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ)

830 Spain Spanish went crazy when a King had a lisp and the next thing you know everyone is thaying Barthelona and Thiudad.

Posted by: JAS at January 31, 2020 06:42 AM (IsG7k)

831 @821

The only justice McCabe will see is of some manifestiaton of the afterlife takes him.


Otherwise he's off on Lois Lerner's boat sailing the Caribbean, drinking pina coladas.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 31, 2020 06:43 AM (0keV9)

832 CNN complains Trump Coronavirus task force "lacks diversity"

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 06:43 AM (DB16e)

833 Hey Jarhead

Barring one of the already committed NO on witnesses hacks pulling a McVain it looks like the shampeachment could be over by tonight

So that would seem to qualify as good news, right?

Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:44 AM (DU2N9)

834 Have a great day, everyone. May you all have blessings that follow you like a mighty river.

And pro tip: A conga line of your fellow Conservatives, snaking through the workplace, is rarely appreciated by upper management.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 31, 2020 06:44 AM (u82oZ)

835 It will be so awkward if nothing happens. Maybe we need a deck of cards with faces on it.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

When it comes down to it, they will be offered a blindfold and a last vape.

Posted by: Miklos, on the Sunny Side of the Arc of History Street at January 31, 2020 06:44 AM (QzkSJ)

836 Well, we can party like it's 2020.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Thank you, Sir.

No work for me today, so....

*is it daydrinking if the sun isn't up yet?*

Posted by: Miklos, just a-sippin' at January 31, 2020 06:49 AM (QzkSJ)

837 Knowing the outcome of the Shampeachment is like DVRing the NFL game of your favorite team because you were out late, and then a buddy calls you and not only tells you the team lost, but the 3 big plays that made a difference.

Kind of takes the wind out of everything.

No need to watch it now.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 06:49 AM (sy5kK)

838
No work for me today, so....

*is it daydrinking if the sun isn't up yet?*
Posted by: Miklos, just a-sippin' at January 31, 2020 06:49 AM (QzkSJ)


You must be an attorney, because they never ask a question unless they already know the answer.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 06:50 AM (sy5kK)

839 "There are strange things done in the midnight sun
By the men who moil for gold;
The Arctic trails have their secret tales
That would make your blood run cold..."

Opening to Robert Service's "The Cremation of Sam McGee." My brother had to memorize it for 6th grade and he would practice at the bus stop, so I heard the poem a hundred time when I was six years old.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 06:51 AM (H8QX8)

840 1/31/1950: President Harry S. Truman announces he has ordered development of the hydrogen bomb.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2020 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

841 *893

A girl in our troop would sing that at campfires. The rest of the time, we sang Peter, Paul and Mary. Soulfully- as only Jr. High girls could do.

Posted by: Soviet Propaganda at January 31, 2020 06:54 AM (bo8pf)

842 You must be an attorney, because they never ask a question unless they already know the answer.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Under the Ancient and Royal laws of South Carolina, anybody can be an "attorney". It just means agent.

Unless you call yourself "Attorney-at-Law" but no self-respecting person would ever do that.

Posted by: Miklos, attorney pro se per diem sine die at January 31, 2020 06:54 AM (QzkSJ)

843 Posted by: DocJ at January 31, 2020 06:44 AM (DU2N9)

That would be good news!

I was wondering if Chinless Mitch could have them vote first for dismissal just so everyone was clearly on record regarding the legitimacy of this shit show. That way every senator would be on record WRT their endorsement of the behavior of the house and the way they developed and prosecuted the charges.

After that, they can vote to acquit or convict.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2020 06:55 AM (aIRv9)

844 My brother had to memorize it for 6th grade and he would practice at the bus stop, so I heard the poem a hundred time when I was six years old.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

I hope you remembered to thank him at least 100 times.

Posted by: Miklos Nadler, ipso fatso at January 31, 2020 06:57 AM (QzkSJ)

845
Unless you call yourself "Attorney-at-Law" but no self-respecting person would ever do that.
Posted by: Miklos, attorney pro se per diem sine die at January 31, 2020 06:54 AM (QzkSJ)


Self-respecting person? I thought this was about attorneys.

I'm trying to make a Venn diagram of this, but I'm having problems getting it to work.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:00 AM (sy5kK)

846 Deck of deep state cards would at least offer some vicarious enjoyment, and might even be useful if the times get frisky enough.

Collectible for sure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:02 AM (zlgJP)

847 I'm trying to make a Venn diagram of this, but I'm having problems getting it to work.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

USE ALL THE CRAYONS

Posted by: Miklos, attorney/therapist at January 31, 2020 07:03 AM (QzkSJ)

848
After that, they can vote to acquit or convict.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2020 06:55 AM (aIRv9)


If they vote to dismiss, isn't it all over, turn off the lights?

Get this thing done asap, but spanking the House for being stupid and political is a good idea.

Why am I having visions of pineapples, wrapped in barbed wire?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:04 AM (sy5kK)

849 Deck of deep state cards would at least offer some vicarious enjoyment, and might even be useful if the times get frisky enough.

Collectible for sure.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez,

Apparently the "Whistleblower" card is the Joker.

Posted by: Miklos, crapping out at January 31, 2020 07:05 AM (QzkSJ)

850
If Hollywood wants to venture into new cinematic universes, there's a substantial portion of this country that would pay big bucks to see "Adventures of Fat Man and Bug Eyes".

Nadler and Schiff are the new Hope and Crosby. Perhaps Rob Reiner could kick off this blockbuster series-to-be.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 07:05 AM (pNxlR)

851 Thank you Lord for another day.

And Antibiotics.

And Tiramisu, which I had last night and bought an extra for lunch today.

Posted by: jsg at January 31, 2020 07:06 AM (IynkW)

852 Maxine is ready to introduce articles of impeachment next week?

Posted by: Colin at January 31, 2020 07:07 AM (30CAi)

853 Why am I having visions of pineapples, wrapped in barbed wire?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Probably won't happen, but I like that Rand Paul plans to ask the Senate to censure Roberts for refusing to read/ask his question.

Posted by: Miklos, will spring for good booze in that case at January 31, 2020 07:07 AM (QzkSJ)

854 Whistleblower is one joker, who is the other ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:07 AM (zlgJP)

855
"Adventures of Fat Man and Bug Eyes".

Kickstarter!

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 07:08 AM (Wog4R)

856 Morning all

From the can't make this shit up file:

A group of about 100 homeless people have elected their own Council that will coordinate donations for food, money, schedule entertainment and maintain their website.
Welcome to Camp Rat.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 07:09 AM (wXDpy)

857 Whistleblower is one joker, who is the other ?



If you find out, you go to jail.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 31, 2020 07:09 AM (oVJmc)

858
832 CNN complains Trump Coronavirus task force "lacks diversity"
Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 06:43 AM (DB16e)


So tack on a couple of tokens. They can fetch the coffee and doughnuts.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 07:09 AM (pNxlR)

859 Yeah, no kidding, Roberts has displayed his true orientation and loyalty beyond any doubt now.

The Great Unmasking continues; onward to the Rectification of Names !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:10 AM (zlgJP)

860 Nadler and Schiff are the new Hope and Crosby. Perhaps Rob Reiner could kick off this blockbuster series-to-be.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot:

Not Bob Hope:

https://tinyurl.com/um8swmw

Posted by: Miklos, who got Bob Hope's autograph for some reason at January 31, 2020 07:10 AM (QzkSJ)

861 It's sad to consider the possibility that if Trump weren't such a great performing president he might not have the same resistance to impeachment. That is, Stalinist character destruction would work based only on his performance not the truth or falsehood of the charges or the quality of his character.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 07:11 AM (H8QX8)

862
Since my Seahawks are out, and as a kid I followed the AFL instead of the NFL, I'm going with the Chiefs.


Despising everything and nearly everyone associated with the 49'ers is just a coincidence.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:12 AM (sy5kK)

863 The Great Unmasking continues; onward to the Rectification of Names !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:10 AM (zlgJP)

So maybe it's better if we DO have witnesses.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 07:12 AM (H8QX8)

864 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:04 AM (sy5kK)

A vote to dismiss would be a compete refutation of Pelosi, Schiff and Nadler in particular, and the democrats and the MSM in general.

Seriously. The House ran amok, throwing every concept of fairness to the wind, then marched into the Senate and lied, obfuscated and acted like brats with impunity. They insulted the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS.

If the 'greatest deliberative body in the world' allows this conduct and the resultant charges to stand and doesn't dismiss it, then they will indistinguishable from any other 'deliberative body' in third world governments.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2020 07:13 AM (aIRv9)

865 So tack on a couple of tokens. They can fetch the coffee and doughnuts.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot

Or brain surgery.

Whatevs.

Posted by: Dr. Miklos "Ben" Carson at January 31, 2020 07:13 AM (QzkSJ)

866 I am 100% convinced that this is the real story about the Las Vegas massacre.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/03/wayne-allyn-root-vegas-massacre-expose-really-happened/

Posted by: Chris W at January 31, 2020 07:14 AM (Y9uNK)

867 856 Morning all

From the can't make this shit up file:

A group of about 100 homeless people have elected their own Council that will coordinate donations for food, money, schedule entertainment and maintain their website.
Welcome to Camp Rat.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 31, 2020 07:09 AM (wXDpy)



As long as they pay their property taxes and utility bills, er, oh, wait............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:14 AM (sy5kK)

868 846 Deck of deep state cards would at least offer some vicarious enjoyment, and might even be useful if the times get frisky enough.

Collectible for sure.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:02 AM (zlgJP)

52 jokers are hard to make a game from.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

869 Nadler look weird listening to Schiff, must be wishing he was somewhere else. Hes a short guy, looked better when he weighted 400 pounds.

Posted by: Colin at January 31, 2020 07:17 AM (30CAi)

870 866 I am 100% convinced that this is the real story about the Las Vegas massacre.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/03/wayne-allyn-root-vegas-massacre-expose-really-happened/
Posted by: Chris W at January 31, 2020 07:14 AM (Y9uNK)


I read this when it came out, and it seems rather plausible. Given the fact the FBI has buried everything about it and offered nonsense and silence instead, and Root lives in LV, his conclusions make sense.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:18 AM (sy5kK)

871 A group of about 100 homeless people have elected their own Council that will coordinate donations for food, money, schedule entertainment and maintain their website.
Welcome to Camp Rat.
Posted by: Ben Had

Oh look!

There's some lovely filth down here!

Posted by: Miklos from a medieval anarcho-syndicalist commune at January 31, 2020 07:19 AM (QzkSJ)

872 Sean Talcum X has a twitter feed up detailing Bidens history of plagiarism and other lies. Its funny seeing the comments; 20 somethings discovering this as if no one knew before. . The video links are good tho.

Posted by: LASue at January 31, 2020 07:20 AM (Ed8Zd)

873 866 I am 100% convinced that this is the real story about the Las Vegas massacre.

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2018/03/wayne-allyn-root-vegas-massacre-expose-really-happened/
Posted by: Chris W at January 31, 2020 07:14 AM (Y9uNK)

Amazing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 31, 2020 07:20 AM (H8QX8)

874 That bloated, fat load Nadler moved on that last question like someone declared the buffet was open.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Direct Fire! at January 31, 2020 07:21 AM (G1tCv)

875 I see Shiff and Pelosi already saying there was no trial as there were no witnesses.

fucking lying scrunts!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

876 "52 jokers are hard to make a game from.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v) "




I dunno, it might be like a tabletop version of Calvinball for those cold winter nights.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 31, 2020 07:25 AM (zlgJP)

877
A vote to dismiss would be a compete refutation of Pelosi, Schiff and Nadler in particular, and the democrats and the MSM in general.

Seriously. The House ran amok, throwing every concept of fairness to the wind, then marched into the Senate and lied, obfuscated and acted like brats with impunity. They insulted the Chief Justice of the SCOTUS.

If the 'greatest deliberative body in the world' allows this conduct and the resultant charges to stand and doesn't dismiss it, then they will indistinguishable from any other 'deliberative body' in third world governments.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 31, 2020 07:13 AM (aIRv9)


I do hope that Mitch buried in the rules for this farce a clause which stipulates that each of the House Managers gets subjected to a public swirly, administered in the well of the Senate, if their Articles of Impeachment are voted down. Perhaps, if he feels magnanimous enough, PDJT will provide a gold toilet bowl for the ceremony.

And, for good measure, a swirly is administered to both CJ Roberts snd Pierre Delecto, too.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 31, 2020 07:26 AM (pNxlR)

878 Good to see that Roberts can't be a tie breaker. The way Nancy and Schiff were hyping Roberts had me twitching like Charles Dreyfus

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 07:26 AM (DB16e)

879
Not sure where my Vote will go today .



A BIG sausage and hand fries OR "the Regular"


Then Cofeve,bacon,eggs and bangers......

Taste buds START YOUR ENGINES.


JJ's Birthday later so leave some space.

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 07:27 AM (5IHGB)

880 I'm not generally a conspiracy theorist, usually they are products of
the human mind's need to impose order on chaos, or reluctance to believe
that random events can have huge impacts, but something we haven't been
told was going on here.


The opposite happens as well. Many, many folks proudly refuse to believe any conspiracies are ever possible. It's their attempt to impose their own version of order on events.

Their refusal to believe anything was not as it was presented on the Vegas shooting is an example. Their vehement belief in the official story regarding Epstein was another.

Sometimes - bad shit really does happen. Sometimes, it really is a conspiracy.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 31, 2020 07:27 AM (lpNIx)

881 875 I see Shiff and Pelosi already saying there was no trial as there were no witnesses.

fucking lying scrunts!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 31, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

If any witnesses weren't called, it's because Schiff and Pelosi didn't call them. That's the little problem they can't ever get around.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 07:28 AM (V2Yro)

882 Reporters can't bother to get much of anything correct, can they? There is a story in the NY Post today about the funeral of a little boy who froze to death after being left in a garage left in a garage by his rotten, twisted father and his girlfriend. The Polish mother (who was divorced from the father) wanted to have a funeral for her son in RC church. NY Post reports that the mother 'read from the Book of Revelation during the service': "In my Father's House there are many dwelling places.....Where I am going you know the way" As any Christian(or anyone else quite familiar with the Bible knows) this is from the Gospel according to John 14:2. This may be trivial to a lot of people, but if I were writing about the memorial service for someone of the Jewish faith I wouldn't say "The mother read, "Comfort, O comfort my people, says your God" and attribute it to Ezekiel when it's actually from Isaiah

And no, I don't know the faith or lack thereof of the journalist and it doesn't matter. It's sloppy reporting

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 07:29 AM (WI7YS)

883 Braenyard asked in an earlier threat about different fun firing mechanisms. I don't think he got a straight response so I will do my best lol. I am not promising anything.

Single Action in an auto or revolver performs a single action, it releases the trigger. The trigger usually has to be pulled back or is locked back in the case of an auto on safe. It is a sharp fire with only the hammer dropping. Many people who compete like these as the triggers can be very light and crisp.

Double Action, means pulling the trigger does two things. It cocks the hammer, turns the cylinder, and releases the hammer. In an auto, it just cocks and releases the hammer.

DA/SA means and auto like Sig where the first pull takes back the trigger and then releases it. After the first shot, it is now Single action as the hammer is already back an only needs a small amount of pressure to drop it for subsequent shots.

Striker Fired means a modern auto such as a Glock that has no hammer. In general, the firing pin, or striker is already cocked a bit and when you pull the trigger it travels only a short way and then releases and fires. These guns have a shorter trigger pull and crisper pull than a double action. They are in many ways a hybrid between a full double action and a cocked single action. When in doubt, don't pull the trigger unless you mean business.

You asked about hammers. For sure striker fired guns don't have visible hammers. But there is another kind. There are "hammerless" revolvers where you never see a hammer as it is encased in the body. They are mainly double action too but you never see an exposed hammer.

This was for Braenyard and just off the top of my head after a long, long day. So no worries if I got some stuff wrong, this is not meant to be the mechanical 101 on the subject. Just a general idea.

Posted by: Quint at January 31, 2020 07:29 AM (n13/j)

884 Sometimes - bad shit really does happen. Sometimes, it really is a conspiracy.
Posted by: Shit Happens at January 31, 2020 07:27 AM (lpNIx)

and there are some rules of thumb, such as if any Arabs are involved, it's ALWAYS a conspiracy of some kind. That's their life.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 31, 2020 07:30 AM (V2Yro)

885 Braenyard asked in an earlier threat about different fun firing mechanisms
God help me, I hope after that sentence is gets better lol.

Posted by: Quint at January 31, 2020 07:31 AM (n13/j)

886 ...and in these final days, the cattle shall lie down with the Beemers. The crushed hood and fenders, yeah even verily the deflated tires. shall be a sign unto you...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 07:31 AM (HaL55)

887
The Democrats are living in an alternative reality. A hypothetical reality.


How do people get there, the place where reality doesn't exist? Listen to the Democrats - Nancy, Adam, Jerry = all of them, and their Progda as they talk. It is pure fantasy. What they talk about doesn't exist, but they are convinced it does.


How does one get to this magical place? Do they take a pill? Is there a plane flight that goes through a worm hole? Some kind of magic mushroom?

I'm not sure, but what I do see is they are nuts. Batshit crazy. I'n not scared or anything, more like confused how successful people can go on making fools of themselves.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 31, 2020 07:32 AM (sy5kK)

888 Hand up hand up adjudicator Roberts "I am a witness to this Schiff & Nancy crapolla for months"

TELL THEM...one more word from you liars and fire and brimstone starts,no more hiding behind tour "office"

NO MORE OFFICE...unsuitable to serve Article them .....FFS

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 07:33 AM (5IHGB)

889 Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 07:31 AM (HaL55)


In your next career as a journalist please don't report that they read this at a funeral service.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 31, 2020 07:33 AM (WI7YS)

890 Probably get willowed but just saw that John Andretti died at age 56. Colon cancer. He was a racecar driver and the nephew of Mario Andretti.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 07:33 AM (wQmeb)

891 and in these final days, the cattle shall lie down with the Beemers. The crushed hood and fenders, yeah even verily the deflated tires. shall be a sign unto you...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy.

Your claim is DENIED

Posted by: Miklos from State Farm at January 31, 2020 07:34 AM (QzkSJ)

892 I sort of half know the poem from the title of the thread so I went to look for the other half and it turns out that Johnny Cash made a recording of it.

https://youtu.be/yJNZwuamwj0

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 31, 2020 07:36 AM (gd9RK)

893 That sausage billboard thing...is that real? I literally LOL'd. A miracle for me before 8am.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 31, 2020 07:36 AM (JoUsr)

894
Probably get willowed but just saw that John Andretti died at age 56. Colon cancer. He was a racecar driver and the nephew of Mario Andretti.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 07:33 AM


first guy to do the Indy & NASCAR doubleheader

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 31, 2020 07:37 AM (hx3Q8)

895 And all ye shall know "There beith thine sign" And ye shall prepare various unguents with ice. And with assorted spirits. And with olives. And thou shalt imbibe these as to break the fast in the morningtime and in the eventide.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 31, 2020 07:38 AM (HaL55)

896 894: he even raced in the NHRA. Pretty versatile cat.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 31, 2020 07:39 AM (wQmeb)

897 nood

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 31, 2020 07:40 AM (DB16e)

898 NY Post reports that the mother 'read from the Book of Revelation during
the service': "In my Father's House there are many dwelling
places.....Where I am going you know the way"


Uff da. And the Creation story is in the book of Ruth.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 31, 2020 07:40 AM (lwiT4)

899 Dawg ^^ "Successful people " HOW? try crooks evil and empty the thesaurus on " ILL" on them critters...amazing they "EXIST" well cockroaches have been among us for eons.

Posted by: saf at January 31, 2020 07:41 AM (5IHGB)

900 Lady in Black, I laughed like a hyena. I also giggle every time I drive passed the Giant/Dick's sign over by my kids' school. I am basically a 12 year old boy.

Posted by: no good deed at January 31, 2020 07:41 AM (MmFTx)

901 I am all in for KC, but if SF wins, I hope that the 3rd string QB thanks Kraperdick for the Ring.

Posted by: Downcast at January 31, 2020 07:44 AM (1PYHw)

902 Morning Nood

Posted by: Downcast at January 31, 2020 07:45 AM (1PYHw)

903
first guy to do the Indy & NASCAR doubleheader
Posted by: AltonJackson

First to complete all 1100 laps too, wasn't he? Or was that Robby Gordon?

Posted by: Gooshy at January 31, 2020 07:54 AM (Wog4R)

904 Regarding Las Vegas. After the event, a video was posted. You can hear gunshots. Play back the event at a slower than normal rate and count the shots. The rate of fire was about 240 rounds per minute. That is about normal for a bump stock. According to the Army 240B rate of fire is 650 to 950 rounds per minute. So, no it wasn't a 240B. The other problem with that argument is that the 240B is a .308-caliber weapon and people shot were hit with .223 caliber bullets. And, the rate of fire of a SAW is also too high. The assertion that this shooting did not use a bump stock is just wrong.

After the Las Vegas shooting, there was a discussion in the press about 100-round drum magazines used by the shooter.

I don't know what happened to the brass. Walking around on fired brass is slippery so someone might have policed up the brass before those pictures were taken. Speculation but reasonable.

Posted by: Richard at January 31, 2020 08:02 AM (huaUe)

905 If the cow was on the brow of the Alice May, then we could have a barbque.

"... By the men who moil for gold.
The Arctic trails have their secret tails
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