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Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes

Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR NEWS CYCLE FINALLY OVER?

After more than 90 questions and 8 hours of debate on Wednesday, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has indicated to Republican senators he believes he now has the votes to defeat any Democratic motion that the Senate consider new witnesses when the Senate decides that question on Friday, according to two GOP sources. That would allow him to skip to the final stages of the trial, the sources said.

Um, no ABC, that wouldn't be "skipping the final stages of the trial," as if these stages are set out in writing. It would end the trial. The questions would have been "the final stages of the trial."

They just cannot write even a single sentence straight.

ABC News' Trish Turner caught up with McConnell as he arrived at the Capitol Thursday morning.

Asked if he has the votes he needs to win the day Friday on witnesses, he responded, "We'll see what tomorrow brings."

Then, when asked if he felt confident about the vote, he turned his head and with a sly grin and said, "I always do."

The media is attacking Dershowitz today (even as it gives "tongue baths" to Adam Schiff).

Why are they attacking him?

Because he was effective.


@seanmdav
Why are media so brazenly lying about Alan Dershowitz's arguments to the Senate? Because Democrat senators told journalists that GOP moderates found Dershowitz to be extremely persuasive on the merits. Democrats believe they have to destroy Dershowitz to get those votes back.

@seanmdav
One of the more bizarre spectacles of the whole impeachment farce is how poorly served Democrats have been by their media, who have convinced Democrats that moderate GOP senators have the same worldview and temperament as the average Daily Kos commenter.

And maybe fireworks coming later, and a rebuke of John Roberts.

As you probably know, John Roberts censored a Rand Paul question about alleged fake whistleblower/former Biden aide Eric Ciaramella yesterday.

What you might not know is that Roberts originally refused to ask any of the question.

But GOP Senators told him that if he did that, they would call for a vote and overrule him:

@seanmdav
·
15h
Earlier today, Chief Justice John Roberts refused to read a question from Sen. Rand Paul that named the anti-Trump whistleblower. Sources say Roberts, at Democrats' urging, had previously vowed to ban any questions about the whistleblower whatsoever, named or not. Developing...

Sean Davis
@seanmdav
Sources say Roberts was told an attempt to censor any questions about the whistleblower in general would be rebuked by recorded Senate vote, at which point Roberts retreated and communicated that he would instead censor any mention of the whistleblower's name.


This little liberal pussy bitch scrambled back on-side and just censored the name.

But Rand Paul wants to ask about Eric Ciaramella again, and I think he's signalling he will demand a vote on John Roberts' censorship:

@joshdcaplan

SPOX: Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY) will "insist" on asking question about whistleblower after Supreme Court Justice John Roberts blocks

UPDATE: John Roberts just to refused to read Rand Paul's question... again. Just now.

UPDATE:

Senator Rand Paul
@RandPaul

My question today is about whether or not individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans conspired with Schiff staffers to plot impeaching the President before there were formal House impeachment proceedings.

He just posted the question:

My exact question was:

Are you aware that House intelligence committee staffer Shawn Misko had a close relationship with Eric Ciaramella while at the National Security Council together 1/2
now

and are you aware and how do you respond to reports that Ciaramella and Misko may have worked together to plot impeaching the President before there were formal house impeachment proceedings. 2/2

And Roberts refused to read it. He just decided that he was King Shit of Censor Mountain.

Oh, and this is... interesting:

Posted by: Ace at 01:17 PM




Comments

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1 lolgf

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:16 PM (1CjJc)

2 Roberts just refused to ask Rand's question and moved back to Schiff's team

Posted by: Bleedin' Eye Joe at January 30, 2020 01:17 PM (DB16e)

3 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:17 PM (q80AH)

4 fglol

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 01:17 PM (QLPEO)

5
@seanmdav
Why are media so brazenly lying about Alan Dershowitz's arguments to the Senate? Because Democrat senators told journalists that GOP moderates found Dershowitz to be extremely persuasive on the merits. Democrats believe they have to destroy Dershowitz to get those votes back.
@seanmdav
One of the more bizarre spectacles of the whole impeachment farce is how poorly served Democrats have been by their media, who have convinced Democrats that moderate GOP senators have the same worldview and temperament as the average Daily Kos commenter.

========

Good.

"But Trump only picked Dershowitz because he's on Fox News a bunch!"

Worked, didn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:18 PM (q80AH)

6 Listening to Schiff yesterday, I can't believe that retard holds a Law Degree.

He doesn't seem to have learned anything in Law School, that is for sure.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:18 PM (BeXv9)

7 The whole thing is a fucking joke of a farce of a travesty wrapped in a clownshow and deep-fried.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

8 I was promised a nood war turtle, dammit.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:19 PM (RD7QR)

9 Why is Comey tall?

I thought cowards like him were supposed to be short?

And bald.

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:19 PM (UnA8+)

10 Two gay guys and an Ent walk into a bar...

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:19 PM (BeXv9)

11 i hope so. it would be glorious to hear the lamentations of the left.

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (8D42x)

12 It's time for Rand's contentiousness to work to our advantage for once.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (oVJmc)

13 Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes



YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW????

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (Yzubb)

14 Suuuuuper gay

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

15 The wheels are flying right off this shit-show, yes?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (i9SOG)

16 You can tell the mettle of a man by the company he keeps. Bolton seems to have deep-staters awfully close. Comey, his trees.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (3sOO0)

17 "You don't have to be great at something to be competitive at it," Clinton said Monday night during a discussion with Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant at the opening of the third annual Clinton Health Matters Conference on kids and sports at the La Quinta Resort. - February 9, 2014

Kobe Bryant .. another Clinton linked death ?

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (3aI0K)

18 YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW????
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (Yzubb)

I'm pretty sure he knows. But he, for a change, has decided to not tell anyone.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (77WPm)

19 Baldism is pernicious.

Bald is beautiful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

20
that fcuker is freakishly tall

Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (ceIDk)

21 Did Roberts just refuse to read another question? I only caught part of it.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (dmYb7)

22 >>But Rand Paul wants to ask about Eric Ciaramella again, and I think he's
signalling he will demand a vote on John Roberts' censorship:


Why the hell anyone thinks this (faux) whistleblower deserve anonymity is beyond me. You triggered an impeachment. Man up and be identified.


This is kangaroo court stuff when everyone knows who it is but pretends not to. Good for Rand for calling BS on it --- keep pushing Roberts!.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)

23 Rand Paul can be infuriating but at least he's willing to fight. On balance, I'm glad we have him in the Senate.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (prSvo)

24 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (tjClK)

25 19 Baldism is pernicious.

Bald is beautiful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

=========

Beautiful heads of hair are better.

*whips hair back and forth luxuriously*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)

26 "If "the report is true, ( lying Media clause), I doubt Turtle would say it, if not true. Crafty Old Turtle, he is.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (bCLt0)

27 21 Did Roberts just refuse to read another question? I only caught part of it.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2020

Yeah, Rand Pauls

Posted by: Bleedin' Eye Joe at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (DB16e)

28 Roberts is the Swamp.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (BeXv9)

29 Part of the reason they attack Dershowitz is hurt feelings, they feel betrayed. He's been a reliable leftist forever and now he defended Trump!!!!!1!!!!1!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (KZzsI)

30
He doesn't seem to have learned anything in Law School, that is for sure.

For many, law school is what you do when you can't figure out what to do with your life. Also, it's a good networking place for aspiring politicos, not a place to learn law.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (7rVsF)

31 Go Rand. Put that bitchass Roberts in his place.

What a disappointment THAT guy turned out to be. Why didn't HE vacation in TX and sleep under the wrong pillow.

Posted by: Sponge at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (tjClK)

32 Mitch is careful enough that "I think" probably means "I made all the deals I need to make." He really only needs to butter up Mookowski and bring over Manchin. I think he knows that Mutt Rumbley is a lost cause.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (RD7QR)

33 >>>Why are media so brazenly lying about Alan Dershowitz's arguments to the Senate?


CNN was particularly brazen in this article.


CNN's Headline and takeaway: Alan Dershowitz argues presidential quid pro quos aimed at reelection are not impeachable.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/t92ecpj


That is most certainly not what he said, as you can listen for yourself, here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AJi_3WML5f4



CNN later adds this boner.

"All quid pros are not the same," . . . [Schiff] said. "Some are legitimate and some are corrupt, and you don't need to be a mind reader to figure out which is which."

Democrats have pointed to Biden's push for the dismissal of a top Ukrainian prosecutor as an example of a legitimate foreign policy quid pro quo. They argue he was acting in accordance with established US policy, and promoting the views of international organizations like the International Monetary Fund.

Trump's team has argued, without providing credible evidence, that Biden actually did this to protect his son's "corruption" in Ukraine. There is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (1CjJc)

34 If Adam Shit's spawn is dating the 'whistleblower'...how is that NOT revlevant?

John Roberts is a toilet

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (l4C/z)

35 this will see saw as different cash raising campaigns pulse through the base.

Posted by: henry at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (JMDly)

36 So, essentially, Roberts can just refuse to allow questions from the majority, and only allow questions from the minority, who already had refused Trump any defense in the house.

Sounds fair.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (YslsA)

37 Remind me, who nominated Roberts to the SC?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (4e+hS)

38 Another block of a Rand question by the Chief Justice.... Wow. This going to get ugly, fast.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (tkNkP)

39 I'll believe he has the votes when the votes are cast.

I'm sure the democrats are still looking for their next fake bombshell that proves more witnesses must be called.

Romney would love to get the media's McCain adulation afterall.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (G2zl5)

40 that fcuker is freakishly tall
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (ceIDk)

He needs a date with Procrustes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (LxWV7)

41 >>"All quid pros are not the same," . . . [Schiff] said. "Some are legitimate and some are corrupt, and you don't need to be a mind reader to figure out which is which."


Except in THIS case.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (BeXv9)

42 19 Bald is beautiful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

Nein.

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

43 Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) on Thursday hammered the lawyers leading President Trump's impeachment defense, saying they've trampled on the Constitution while questioning how they've been allowed to keep their jobs.

"I don't know how they can retain their lawyer status, in the comments that they're making," Pelosi told reporters in the Capitol.

Posted by: SMOD at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (3aI0K)

44 Wait... How does John Roberts know who the whistleblower is? Schiff says he doesn't.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

45 John Roberts is a shifty little Shit Weasel. Just look at him, his sneaky face reveals all.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (bCLt0)

46 37 Remind me, who nominated Roberts to the SC?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (4e+hS)

Ted Kennedy

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (FOGOI)

47 If McConnell delivers for Trump, Trump will reward him with his own Gau.
Because, literally.

Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (ZS9TG)

48 I still think the first vote needs to be to dismiss the Charges as Unconstitutional, not to acquit.

Otherwise I predict there will be another impeachment vote in the House within a month.

Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (NgKpN)

49 He thinks? He better damned know

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (6XlcD)

50 25 19 Baldism is pernicious.

Bald is beautiful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

=========

Beautiful heads of hair are better.

*whips hair back and forth luxuriously*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)

You, the cast of Hair and Will Smith's kid...

Hurtful.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (l4C/z)

51 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.



At the age of 58, I think I might need to "try" one.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)

Get a checkup first. ED is a high indicator of cardiovascular issues needing attention. Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (q1Pj5)

52
Beautiful heads of hair are better.

*whips hair back and forth luxuriously*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)


Go ahead, waste your hormones growing hair. I got other plans for mine.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (7rVsF)

53 >> Remind me, who nominated Roberts to the SC?


By his actions alone you should be able to tell.

His only concern is maintaining the Status Quo in DC.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (BeXv9)

54 The Nancy Pelousy quote from the last thread is staggering.

The job of the House in an impeachment is to BRING THE EVIDENCE.

The Senate only reviews what has been presented and rules on it.

She can quote the Founding Fathers and The Constitution all she wants. She's DESTROYING IT.

Dumb cuunt.

Posted by: Sponge at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (tjClK)

55 Yes, Roberts ought to be rebuked--publicly and from many quarters.

Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (Nl8Cj)

56 37 Remind me, who nominated Roberts to the SC?
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (4e+hS)

Deep State Apparatchik, as I recall.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (bCLt0)

57 Trump's team has argued, without providing credible evidence, that Biden actually did this to protect his son's "corruption" in Ukraine. There is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (1CjJc)

Ah, the "without evidence" shtick again. What a shock.

CNN gonna CNN, of course.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (77WPm)

58 Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR NEWS CYCLE FINALLY OVER?

no way

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

59 It's a TAX

Posted by: Chief Just Us Roberts at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (flINI)

60 The United States confirmed a sixth U.S. case of the Wuhan coronavirus Thursday, marking the first time the virus has spread from person to person in the United States.

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (G546f)

61 >>Bald is beautiful.



"Yaz qweeen!"
-- New Alopecia Barbie (not kidding)

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (bDqIh)

62 Roberts just refused to ask Rand's question and moved back to Schiff's team
Posted by: Bleedin' Eye Joe
-----

Nice kids you got there Mr. Chief Justice, be a shame if you were to be destroyed.

Posted by: Deep State at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (xSo9G)

63 51 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.



At the age of 58, I think I might need to "try" one.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)

Get a checkup first. ED is a high indicator of cardiovascular issues needing attention. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (q1Pj5)

I keep hearing ads on the local talk radio for "wave therapy" for ED. How does that work? They get the nurses to wave hello to your dick?

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (Izzlo)

64 I've forced myself to watch some of the Democrat House managers.

Every argument is: This thing Trump did was bad because we've said so many times it's bad and that makes it bad and you can't let Trump get away with doing bad things.
Also, our case is completely crystal clear, proven beyond a shadow of a doubt, everyone agrees and if only you'd call more witnesses we could prove it to you.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (vPKfA)

65 These guys are John Bolton's book agents
So who are they "Friends Of"?
the Klintoons, or the Obamas, Axelrod, Steppinuponus, Fusion GPS - who do they report to?

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (DJFLF)

66 >>Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR CYCLE FINALLY OVER?


Mommy!

Why am I STILL bleeding?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (BeXv9)

67 36 So, essentially, Roberts can just refuse to allow questions from the majority, and only allow questions from the minority, who already had refused Trump any defense in the house.

Sounds fair.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (YslsA)

Question is, under what legal reason is Roberts making that ruling?

Because the Whistleblower statute just says there will be no retribution, not that there is secrecy.

Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (NgKpN)

68 If Adam Shit's spawn is dating the 'whistleblower'...how is that NOT revlevant?


As well as if he worked for Biden. On Ukraine.

It's possible he's covering his own ass, which should be as relevant as all hell.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (oVJmc)

69 All Democrats, including (especially) John Roberts and Mitt Romney, are big losers in this impeachment

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (NVYyb)

70 I hope Paul does demand a vote.

It's not the main issue in all this, but exposing Roberts for the flake he is would be the icing on the cake.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (iS/NP)

71 Rand Paul should hold up a picture of Roberts' adopted kids.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (ptqGC)

72 But Rand Paul wants to ask about Eric Ciaramella again, and I think he's

signalling he will demand a vote on John Roberts' censorship:


Why
the hell anyone thinks this (faux) whistleblower deserve anonymity is
beyond me
. You triggered an impeachment. Man up and be identified.


This
is kangaroo court stuff when everyone knows who it is but pretends not
to. Good for Rand for calling BS on it --- keep pushing Roberts!.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (bDqIh)


The Left thinks he needs anonymity in order to be protected from us violent conservatives. The reality is that the only thing the fucker would need to worry about is whether he gets a $10 million dollar contract from CNN or a $20 million one from MSNBC. For crying out loud!

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (MJw+7)

73 Viagra works, if there's stimulation as well as the drug.

Does cause headaches and blood pressure issues, but so does good sex.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (l4C/z)

74 Roberts should by a toupee that covers his entire bald spot. His rug is a flimsy as his reasoning.

Posted by: henry at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (JMDly)

75 58 Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR NEWS CYCLE FINALLY OVER?

no way
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:24 PM (vEIlU)

If the demonic party keeps the House, they'll just investigate & impeach again for something else.

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (Izzlo)

76 Bald is beautiful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

Nein.

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (UnA8+)

yeah, it is.

landscaping is nice too. but wild untamed bush can be a chore to get through...

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (8D42x)

77 Rand Paul's question is not a TAX. I couldn't allow it.

Posted by: John Iscariot Roberts at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (XN+hF)

78 After more than 90 questions and 8 hours of debate on Wednesday, Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has indicated to Republican senators he believes he now has the votes to defeat any Democratic motion that the Senate consider new witnesses when the Senate decides that question on Friday, according to two GOP sources. That would allow him to skip to the final stages of the trial, the sources said.



Unless we have a traitor. Remember the stooge who voted against the healthcare bill just to get Trump?

Yeah, he's in the ground. But I could see ONE guy doing this. But he'd be a fool.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (vEIlU)

79 Did those agents work with Comey on his book or is this a random photo?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (2DOZq)

80 Rand Paul isn't gonna eff up The War Turtle's plans, is he?

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (l3+k2)

81 The media presumes more power than they actually have.

"Look, we know you heard Dershowitz, but believe me, he doesn't know what he is talking about."

"I understand that McConnell is skilled in the use of the Senate's rules, and that he can be very persuasive with members of his caucus, but there is no way he can keep out witnesses."

These MSM yo-yo's are whistling past the graveyard.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (hLRSq)

82 6 Listening to Schiff yesterday, I can't believe that retard holds a Law Degree.

He doesn't seem to have learned anything in Law School, that is for sure.

Posted by: garrett

Hold my beer

Posted by: Michael Avenatti at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (FZYNt)

83 41
>>"All quid pros are not the same," . . . [Schiff] said. "Some are
legitimate and some are corrupt, and you don't need to be a mind reader
to figure out which is which."





Except in THIS case.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (BeXv9)

Zactly. It's the big lie, all the time with the left. And there are still people who cite CNN as authoritative, as this was to me, elsewhere.

I transcribed the Dershowitz 4 minute segment, to see where CNN was misrepresenting his arguments. It is an argument about divining motive that dems have done here and that requires close attention, sure, which is why it fails on mouthbreathing idiots.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (1CjJc)

84 On twitter, the progs are drooling over the prospect of Schifty running for president and winning.

*double facepalm*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

85 Hope you're enjoying the cocktail parties, you fucking twat.

Posted by: jewells45 at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (BLT3V)

86 The pic of Bolton's book agents with Comey...is that real? AHAHAHA! That is one trio of squirrely looking, uh, guys. Like SNL skit characters. What a bunch of dorks!

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (JoUsr)

87 It's time for Rand's contentiousness to work to our advantage for once.
=====

Secret accusations of 'impeachable' offenses. CJ Roberts had better be careful here because he has a lot of exposure for the FISA (or whatever other secret courts that he oversees).

Secret courts, secret accusers, secret allegations.

Go Rand!

Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (MIKMs)

88 Rand Paul isn't gonna eff up The War Turtle's plans, is he?


Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 01:26 PM (l3+k2)


Not if he wants a political future in Kentucky.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (hLRSq)

89 Thanks again, W.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (ptqGC)

90 dipSchiff fantasizing again.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (ufFY8)

91 Listening to Schiff yesterday, I can't believe that retard holds a Law Degree.

He reminds me of the Creepy Porn Lawyer

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (6XlcD)

92 I predict there will be another impeachment vote in the House within a month.

They will anyway.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (KZzsI)

93 Viagra works. Cialis works.

I don't *need* 'em, yet, for the, well, firmness, but if you wanna go all night like you're 24 again, they'll do it for ya.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (XN+hF)

94 Has anybody translated John Robert's eye blinks?

I'm pretty sure he must be trying to send a message to avoid his captors knowing

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (FZYNt)

95 I'm 100% sure Schifty is into young boys.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

96 48 I still think the first vote needs to be to dismiss the Charges as Unconstitutional, not to acquit.

Otherwise I predict there will be another impeachment vote in the House within a month.
Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (NgKpN)

=========

If there is, it'll be like the ones brought in 2017 that get a few dozen Democrats in support and no one else.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (q80AH)

97 On twitter, the progs are drooling over the prospect of Schifty running for president and winning.

*double facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (ptqGC)


hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah, ludicrous

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (M+Lyo)

98 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.







At the age of 58, I think I might need to "try" one.



Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)


I'm at the point where the only thing that'll make me hard is seeing James Comey frogmarched off to prison.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (MJw+7)

99 So now Schiff is arguing that we should convict Trump because of Watergate

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (vPKfA)

100
Couple of simps ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (93Ako)

101 I think this ends with Rand Paul taking some kind of legal action against Roberts. His Libertarian side isn't going to let this slide.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (4thlk)

102 I keep hearing ads on the local talk radio for "wave therapy" for ED. How does that work? They get the nurses to wave hello to your dick?
Posted by: josephistan


I think they put you in a wave pool with several busty nurses.

Posted by: mikeski at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (P1f+c)

103 @seanmdav
Why are media so brazenly lying about Alan Dershowitz's arguments to the Senate? Because Democrat senators told journalists that GOP moderates found Dershowitz to be extremely persuasive on the merits. Democrats believe they have to destroy Dershowitz to get those votes back.


he has been getting the cold shoulder for a while now

he has new friends, basically

there is no going back

But he sure was the strongest ammo in the bucket because he was a Democrat and he voted for Hillary.

Turley had the same effect back in the House.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (vEIlU)

104 He reminds me of the Creepy Porn Lawyer
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30,

Reminds me of a Creepy Drug Addled Homeless Person Rapist

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (DB16e)

105 I keep hearing ads on the local talk radio for "wave
therapy" for ED. How does that work? They get the nurses to wave hello
to your dick?

Posted by: josephistan at January 30, 2020 01:25 PM (Izzlo)

Sonar therapy. one ping and one ping only.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (q1Pj5)

106 84 On twitter, the progs are drooling over the prospect of Schifty running for president and winning.

*double facepalm*
Posted by: Jane D'oh


oh please YES!!!

Posted by: Rick in SK at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (FZYNt)

107 >>On twitter, the progs are drooling over the prospect of Schifty running for president and winning.



"Who?"
-- Jeopardy contestants


Twitter is not real life, blue check mark peeps.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (bDqIh)

108 13 Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes



YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW????

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (Yzubb


He knows. Geez, are you always a twelve on a 1 to 10 rage scale?

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (hLRSq)

109 I'm at the point where the only thing that'll make me hard is seeing James Comey frogmarched off to prison.

Me too, and I don't even have a dick! Seeing that sight might grow one on me though.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (DJFLF)

110 I hope the Senate embarrasses Roberts. I doubt it will, but it damn well should.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (+RWmb)

111 The Senate should pass a censure motion against John Roberts. And Adam Schiff, for lying so brazenly on the floor, and also censure whichever House Manager gave the finger to the Republican side last night.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (NVYyb)

112 I have long maintained that most leftists are people who can't seperate reality from fantasy.

Their inability to grasp the hypothetical.

And their blind willingness to jump from the hypothetical to the real when it benefits their agenda, is all the proof you need.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (BeXv9)

113 Viagra etc are medicines for heart disease, and have an odd side effect of causing erections, so be really careful using them. If you have heart problems, they can kill you or cause severe problems.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (KZzsI)

114 So the defendant would not be allowed to face their accuser? WB laws protect them from retribution, not guarantee their anonymity. Schitt is lying and everyone knows it he knows who it is. Put him on stand and ask him AGAIN under oath if he knows who it is. Lying fckn balloon head POS. I hope Roberts and RBG go mort ASAP.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (iBBEC)

115 Schiff, I would hope that every American would think that asking for foreign help in an election is wrong.

OK, what about Steele? What about Manafort?

Posted by: Don Q at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

116 Why have a vote to censor Roberts as this will just piss him off and may not rule in our favor with future cases?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (wiXsO)

117 Roberts overstepped his authority in this farce. The idea that he could pick and choose the questions is beyond unethical.

DC is an evil town.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (DhaqP)

118 115 Schiff, I would hope that every American would think that asking for foreign help in an election is wrong.

OK, what about Steele? What about Manafort?

What about Hillary and the DNC for cripes sake

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (6XlcD)

119 On twitter, the progs are drooling over the prospect of Schifty running for president and winning.

Please, oh please don't throw me in that brier patch!
- Br'er Trump

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (77WPm)

120 This whole idea of hiding the initiator of the impeachment is beyond disgusting.

The very basis of this, is that someone made a claim. To hide that person smacks of double secret probation.

The evidence I have seen indicates that Ciamarella was trying to run a sting operation against Trump, in order to hide the bribery by the Bidens, that he himself was involved in.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (YslsA)

121 Every mammal with an ISP knows who Ciaramella is now... why keep up with this farce?

It's like the Streisand Effect ate Three Mile Island and is now terrorizing the Eastern Seaboard....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (FOGOI)

122 116 Why have a vote to censor Roberts as this will just piss him off and may not rule in our favor with future cases?

Because I'm tired of coddling these pansy-asses.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (XN+hF)

123 >>I'm 100% sure Schifty is into young boys.

*cough* The Standard Hotel *cough*

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

124 The whistleblower has the only executive privilege. Says so right in the Constitution.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (1ISKN)

125 Next week...on to the next WE'LL GET 'EM THIS TIME so keep tuning in to CNN and please watch the boner pill adverts.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (j3npP)

126 But GOP Senators told him that if he did that, they would call for a vote and overrule him.

I didn't know they could do this.

Do it today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (vEIlU)

127 109 Me too, and I don't even have a dick! Seeing that sight might grow one on me though.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (DJFLF)

Someone's already writing/illustrating the story about it.

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

128 Politicians are scum.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (19g6/)

129 Holy shit! He just threw Obama under the bus by claiming a President cannot have a legitimate reason to investigate a rival

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (vPKfA)

130 You know it is sentences such as this

"This little liberal pussy bitch scrambled back on-side and just censored the name."

That make this place the best place in the internets, ever.

Reminds me of the first time I ever spit coffee reading something, Ace's Contessa Brewer thoughts.

There is no place like here!

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (HALdu)

131 Therein madness lies
_Shifty Shift

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (RKPlw)

132 Well, this broke my heart yesterday.

Oldest, bestest friend from childhood sent me a funny bug-eyed cat photo, but added, "This picture is funny, but I absolutely love Adam Schiff."

Sigh. Her second husband is a former FBI agent and YUGE lefty.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (ptqGC)

133 >>"All quid pros are not the same," . . . [Schiff] said. "Some are
legitimate and some are corrupt, and you don't need to be a mind reader
to figure out which is which."



Funny, considering Latka has been the one imparting divined wisdom as to everyone's intent.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (oVJmc)

134 @44

Roberts is probably operating under guidance from either McConnell or the House managers.


If he is taking it upon himself to censor Senators questions then that is a very big problem.


Hopefully Rand makes an appeal to McConnell and McConell put the boot to Roberts.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (0keV9)

135 Mommy!

Why am I STILL bleeding?


Is that you, Sissy Spacek?

Posted by: bonhomme at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (9t0Zz)

136 That bitch knows all about madness

Posted by: Braenyard at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (RKPlw)

137 Someone's already writing/illustrating the story about it.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

It's a whole category on PrOnHub.

So I hear, from a friend.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (XN+hF)

138 Someone's already writing/illustrating the story about it.

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

TJM?

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (DJFLF)

139 Is PDT the only relatively honest man in DC?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (nRk/c)

140 "The Senate should pass a censure motion against John Roberts."


I don't think Mitch would go for that, as I wrote above Paul is going to have do something by himself.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (4thlk)

141 Um, no ABC, that wouldn't be "skipping the final stages of the trial," as if these stages are set out in writing. It would end the trial. The questions would have been "the final stages of the trial."

They just cannot write even a single sentence straight.
+++++++++++++++
Nope. They lie like I breathe. Nothing more despicable than a major-network journalist (besides maybe a congressman or senator or senior administrator).

Also to answer the headline question:
"Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR NEWS CYCLE FINALLY OVER?"

Of course. Cue up Turkey. Or Saudi Arabia. Or Ukraine again. Or Qatar. Or X or Y or Z. Cue up some slimebags from the swamp making more allegations. Cue up more leaks. Cue up the SDNY and Trump's family.

This doesn't end. This chapter may end, but the book will not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (I2dne)

142 "I don't know how they can retain their lawyer status, in the comments that they're making," Pelosi told reporters in the Capitol.
Posted by: SMOD
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I think I can assume that no 'reporter' asked for a specific example of said comments.

I recollect that Nancy claimed that Trump 'leaked' her plans to take a private flight to Afghanistan, placing her security in danger.

Not so much as a single reporter asked her what that plan was, when it was made, and how Trump managed to find out about it before the fact , and what it was that he 'leaked'.

Not one reporter. They simply dutifully reported it as 'news'. That day I had someone (an NPR listener) speak of it as fact, "Trump leaked her plans!"

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (CDGwz)

143 if no questions, then no conviction, your honor

Posted by: x at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (nFwvY)

144 It has been stunning how poorly this thing has been reported.

At every stage of the trial, the reporting have gotten it wrong.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 01:33 PM (+DS2f)

145 Get rid of Roberts and you deal with me bitches!

- Ruta Baga Ginsburg, Law Giver

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 01:33 PM (gmo/4)

146 One of the more bizarre spectacles of the whole impeachment farce is how poorly served Democrats have been by their media, who have convinced Democrats that moderate GOP senators have the same worldview and temperament as the average Daily Kos commenter."

This is a theme I have been at for most of the last 3 years. The Dem's greatest weakness is that, BECAUSE the MSM is so universally on their side, and preaching their message, they have *no* *idea* what those on our side actually think. They have no clue as to how we will *actually* react to things. It means that in any actual contest, they go in without even knowing the basic rules of the game - which is why they keep stepping on rakes over and over again.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 01:33 PM (Kpl3J)

147 Bongino said today on his podcast that John Bolton received $115,000 from Victor Pinchuk, the well-known oligarch who's given so much money to Hillary

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2020 01:33 PM (+HeT6)

148
Next week...on to the next WE'LL GET 'EM THIS TIME so keep tuning in to CNN and please watch the boner pill adverts.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (j3npP)


Just as soon as the impeachment articles get delivered by Acme Corporation.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 30, 2020 01:33 PM (7rVsF)

149 95 I'm 100% sure Schifty is into young boys.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:28 PM (ptqGC)

There's a rumor out there--I emphasize rumor--that Schiff and Ed Buck were friends. Maybe they even shared enthusiasms and entertainments. But it's just a rumor.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (RD7QR)

150 You should not be surprised Schiff is a retard; lots of lawyers are retards. Even good lawyers are generally useless as tits on a boar outside of their specific area(s) of practice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (+RWmb)

151 Roberts overstepped his authority in this farce. The idea that he could pick and choose the questions is beyond unethical.

DC is an evil town.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (DhaqP)
+++++++++++++
Questions are really just taxes.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (I2dne)

152 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 01:14 PM

You could try a diet supplement, L-Arginine. Take one per day and after a few days you will be pleasantly surprised at waking up. You suddenly feel not so old.

It has worked for me and I have been 29 for.. 34 years.

Posted by: Probably Stupid Too at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (W4M6f)

153 122 116 Why have a vote to censor Roberts as this will just piss him off and may not rule in our favor with future cases?

Because I'm tired of coddling these pansy-asses.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (XN+hF)
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Just because they fuck you over this time, you don't want to piss them so they'll fuck you over next time.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (VYwSh)

154 Ace has an update about Paul. He didn't mention his name in the question.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (4thlk)

155 127 109 Me too, and I don't even have a dick! Seeing that sight might grow one on me though.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:29 PM (DJFLF)

Someone's already writing/illustrating the story about it.
Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

I think Bible Black came out in 2001

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (l4C/z)

156 150
You should not be surprised Schiff is a retard; lots of lawyers are
retards. Even good lawyers are generally useless as tits on a boar
outside of their specific area(s) of practice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (+RWmb)

pretty much describes my cousin's divorce attorney, lol

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (DJFLF)

157 "All quid pros are not the same," . . . [Schiff] said. "Some are legitimate and some are corrupt, and you don't need to be a mind reader to figure out which is which."
...
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:22 PM (1CjJc)
+++++++++++
Given that the House's entire case (such as it is) is based on mind-reading, this is particularly laughable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (I2dne)

158 I bet the house starts another investigation almost immediately.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (JFO2v)

159 On twitter, the progs are drooling over the prospect of Schifty running for president and winning.

-
After he loses we can say, "Tough Schiff."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (+y/Ru)

160 You should not be surprised Schiff is a retard; lots
of lawyers are retards. Even good lawyers are generally useless as tits
on a boar outside of their specific area(s) of practice.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (+RWmb)


You take that back!!!!!

--- Sunny Hostin, "legal expert" on The View

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

161 guys, I've updated the post with more details about the Rand Paul/john roberts controversy, including Paul's publication of the actual question that's being censored.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

162 LOL, Philbin said 'bogus' for the first time.
He must be losing his nerd patience.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

163 Okay, color me stupid, but by not "reading" Ciaramella'a name (for the purpose of protecting the name of the whistleblower), is not Roberts essentially acknowledging (i.e. announcing) Ciaramella as the whistleblower?

Also, whatever the Dem's have on Roberts it must be really good.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (/1g9w)

164 That this story, the shampeachment, has been so poorly reported is the side effect of the news organizations becoming propaganda organizations.

When your hiring is predicated upon rightgroupthink and you punish anyone who strays outside the lines your product is going to suffer.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (HALdu)

165 147 Bongino said today on his podcast that John Bolton received $115,000 from Victor Pinchuk, the well-known oligarch who's given so much money to Hillary

Mr. Forever Wars is a real piece of work. Total scumbag.

Where are those weapons of mass destruction you pornstache'd weirdo?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (XN+hF)

166 Any accused person has the right to face his accuser. Protecting this Ciaramella is unconscionable.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (r+sAi)

167 Regarding Dershowitz, it's being generally mischaracterized what he said.

He didn't say anything a President does to get himself re-elected can't be impeachable.

What he said was that for any act he does, that it might be partly motivated by a desire to help himself get re-elected does not create a corrupt motive and therefore make it impeachable.

This is such common sense that of course Democrats have to mis-characterize it. If it weren't true, presidents could be impeached for giving speeches at fund-raisers or asking that the SOTU be scheduled during prime time.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (YDusA)

168 This doesn't end. This chapter may end, but the book will not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (I2dne)

I look forward to the final page of the storybook where it says Orange Man finally wins and all of his enemies die in a fire.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (j3npP)

169 The whole thing is a fucking joke of a farce of a travesty wrapped in a clownshow and deep-fried.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo


"Go on . . . " - Homer Simpson

Posted by: Sharkman at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (+HeT6)

170 "12 It's time for Rand's contentiousness to work to our advantage for once."

It has worked---A LOT--for us over the last three years.

Roberts indeed can be overruled by a simple majority vote of senators. It should be done to put this Deep State whore in his place.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (puu6v)

171 Also to answer the headline question:

"Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR NEWS CYCLE FINALLY OVER?"



Of course. Cue up Turkey. Or Saudi Arabia. Or Ukraine again. Or
Qatar. Or X or Y or Z. Cue up some slimebags from the swamp making more
allegations. Cue up more leaks. Cue up the SDNY and Trump's family.



This doesn't end. This chapter may end, but the book will not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (I2dne)

Yeah. And this is how Caesars are made.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (Eg9+v)

172 I predict there will be another impeachment vote in the House within a month.

They will anyway.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor



After this shit show, I doubt the Senate will touch it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (Yzubb)

173 It has been stunning how poorly this thing has been reported.

At every stage of the trial, the reporting have gotten it wrong.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
--------

That is not a consequence of incompetence. It's inherent to the anti-Trump narrative. Misleading and misrepresentative 'reporting' is no vice when it is in defense of the Left/Prog/Lib/Dem narrative.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (CDGwz)

174 I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls.

Posted by: Lord Comey at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (ATCV4)

175 It has been stunning how poorly this thing has been reported.

At every stage of the trial, the reporting have gotten it wrong.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 01:33 PM (+DS2f)
+++++++++++
No, it has not been poor reporting.

It has been deliberate, volitional lying.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (I2dne)

176 "But Trump only picked Dershowitz because he's on Fox News a bunch!"

Worked, didn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:18 PM (q80AH)

This.

Trump is denigrated for watching cable TV news and commenting on it constantly. 'Trump should govern and not spend his time watching TV', they say.

Trump is fighting on exactly the right battlefield. If he doesn't fight for people's attention in the media, at the moment he gets attacked, he loses. You don't hide and take the 'high ground' like W and GOP 1.0 does.

You fight fire with fire. Looking good making an argument on TV should be the absolute minimum requirement to Trump getting good representation, especially in this media environment.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (iuFgi)

177 I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by a young trans person.'

https://tinyurl.com/sclctnh

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (wiXsO)

178 isn't it about time for Roberts' heart to take one for the team and give out?

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (8D42x)

179 "Asked if he has the votes he needs to win the day Friday on witnesses."

The Judge and jurors (the senate) are deciding if they need to even hear witnesses, given the evidence presented by the house (which is acting as prosecutor) was so incredibly poor.

McConnell isn't going to "win the day" It ain't a race, it is a decision whether witnesses are even necessary to adjudicate the case. The proper statement would be "Impeachment case is so poorly evidenced it may be dismissed by Friday."

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (+DS2f)

180 You could try a diet supplement, L-Arginine.
Is this an amino acid? My friend is a nutritionist, he said that everyone should get their amino acid levels tested. Some serious health conditions ameliorate quickly when the proper levels are achieved. According to him anyway. He said a guy's heart arrhythmia went away when his taurine levels were corrected.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (DJFLF)

181 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.

-
The only thing I know is that West Viagra wants to annex it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (+y/Ru)

182 Are justice system is based on the accused having the right to face his accuser . That they won't even identify who the accuser is is beyond an injustice and approaches tyranny.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (2DOZq)

183 Well, this broke my heart yesterday.

Oldest, bestest friend from childhood sent me a funny bug-eyed cat photo, but added, "This picture is funny, but I absolutely love Adam Schiff."

Sigh. Her second husband is a former FBI agent and YUGE lefty.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (ptqGC)


They believe they have free rein to advocate for the left, and they believe we all think like them.

If you choose to reply in kind, your friendship is toast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (vEIlU)

184 Bongino said today on his podcast that John Bolton received $115,000 from Victor Pinchuk, the well-known oligarch who's given so much money to Hillary

It's not surprising to find out what whores they are, only that they come so cheap.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (oVJmc)

185 110 I hope the Senate embarrasses Roberts. I doubt it will, but it damn well should.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (+RWmb)

They should - BUT If I'm Mitch McConnell today, I'm going to every member of the GOP caucus today and I'm saying "listen, the plan is we just sit tight for a few more hours, and then tomorrow we kill this thing once and for all."

If Lindsey Graham has the testicular fortitude for it (HA!) he can bring all of this up in his committee hearings and Roberts will have nothing to say about it at all.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (Kpl3J)

186 Roberts, without even batting an eye, immediately read aloud the next Democrat question without first glancing at its content.

What a sham.

Posted by: Dansgirls at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (V25ON)

187 161 guys, I've updated the post with more details about the Rand Paul/john roberts controversy, including Paul's publication of the actual question that's being censored.

Posted by: ace at January 30, 2020 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

Laughing and laughing. Rand can be annoying but he's got big old brass ones.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (RD7QR)

188 Roberts indeed can be overruled by a simple majority vote of senators. It should be done to put this Deep State whore in his place.
Posted by: Trump
----------

Obstruction of justice! Obstruction of justice!

Posted by: Democrats/Media at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (xSo9G)

189 King Shit of Censor Mountain
.........

Is that anywhere near Turd Hill?

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

190 The proper statement would be "Impeachment case is so poorly evidenced it may be dismissed by Friday."
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (+DS2f)

Which is precisely how it would have been portrayed if the (R) and (D) on the principal players in this farce were reversed.

Posted by: DocJ at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (77WPm)

191 Paul is going to have do something by himself.


Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (4thlk)

===========
The only recourse he has is in the Senate. There is no crime, so nothing to litigate in an article 3 court. But I disagree about McConnell. He is scrupulous in protecting the Senate institutional prerogatives, and even if Rand wasn't pressing he might well think Robert's action was so reprehensible it requires a formal response.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (NVYyb)

192 Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes

YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW????
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (Yzubb)
******
He has always had the votes, he was just trolling

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (BqBId)

193 Roberts and Bolton - two more wonderful examples of the Bush legacy.

(spit)

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (XN+hF)

194 They believe they have free rein to advocate for the left, and they believe we all think like them.

If you choose to reply in kind, your friendship is toast.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (vEIlU)

You should not be friends with anyone who Loves Adam Schiff. Just tell yourself they sadly died from Kung Flu.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (Kpl3J)

195 "Democrats believe they have to destroy _________ to get those votes back."

Universal statement.

Democrats: Making Defamation Great Again.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (H8QX8)

196 They believe they have free rein to advocate for the left, and they believe we all think like them.



If you choose to reply in kind, your friendship is toast.





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:37 PM (vEIlU)


I'm not replying. I still consider her to be one of the sweetest, most fun people I've ever known. Sadly, she lets her husband "inform" her about all things political.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (ptqGC)

197 Our = Are

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 01:38 PM (2DOZq)

198 >>There's a rumor out there--I emphasize rumor--that Schiff and Ed Buck
were friends. Maybe they even shared enthusiasms and entertainments. But
it's just a rumor.


Naw, their friendship was known - lots of pictures of them. Buck was a big Democrat donor, so there are also pictures of him with other politicians, such as Hillary. He was even a California Elector (i.e. tight with CA Democrats).

The rumor part at this point is that there are photos of Schiff with Ed Buck *at Buck's meth den* along with some of Buck's male prostitutes whom he like to shoot up.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:39 PM (bDqIh)

199 Man, Soros must *really* have something juicy on Roberts to keep him in line for so long. Not killing Obamacare, now this.

How is he not being blackmailed?

Posted by: Grapefruit LaCroix at January 30, 2020 01:39 PM (+3Lun)

200

I guess the whistleblowers name will come out in Durham or Barr's work. I think they did settle on leaving him out in the rules.

Just get this sh*t over with now.

Let this day end, and end it.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:39 PM (vEIlU)

201 192 Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes

He better.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 01:39 PM (H8QX8)

202 "King Shit of Censor Mountain"

Hahahaha Now THAT'S lasagna!!

Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 30, 2020 01:39 PM (CLteG)

203 177 I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by a young trans person.'

https://tinyurl.com/sclctnh
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (wiXsO)

and destroy private schools

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (JFO2v)

204 You can't ask that!

Posted by: John Roberts at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (xSo9G)

205 Woody pills: know the risks

in addition to heart issues -
may cause vision or hearing issues

2014 study, controversial, disputed, indicated a increase in the risk of developing melanoma after starting Viagra.

For thing under the sun there is a season.

there is no such thing as a free lunch.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (/eDQ2)

206 167 Regarding Dershowitz, it's being generally mischaracterized what he said.

He didn't say anything a President does to get himself re-elected can't be impeachable.

What he said was that for any act he does, that it might be partly motivated by a desire to help himself get re-elected does not create a corrupt motive and therefore make it impeachable."

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Exactly. The president wants to do a good job. Part of doing a good job is about wanting to get re-elected.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (+DS2f)

207 The dem`s have promised Roberts a 3 yr. supply of packing power bulls for free. It seems to have worked.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (yhf6w)

208 "All quid pros are not the same," . . . [Schiff] said.

-
Quid pro hos, for example, are perfectly legitimate.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (+y/Ru)

209 I started taking L-theanine a while ago, and I've definitely had less anxiety and stress head-aches.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (1ISKN)

210 You know, that is a thing.

You would think that those engaged in corruption of government anything would get a decent bribe.

You have to credit the Bidens and that Harvard prof traitor, they got something nearing a respectable bribe. Not enoug but better that 100k and change.

Has to really hurt Bolton that Biden's incestuous, cokehead, whoremonger got more bribes in a month than he did altogether.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)

211 that fcuker is freakishly tall
Posted by: AltonJackson If you are finished, unload & show clearat January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (ceIDk)
~~~~~

Marfan Syndrome

Posted by: IrishEi at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (sGotD)

212 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.

At the age of 58, I think I might need to "try" one.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)
........

Here we go. Medical AND dating advice.

Posted by: wth at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

213 110 I hope the Senate embarrasses Roberts. I doubt it will, but it damn well should.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 30, 2020 01:30 PM (+RWmb)


They'd NEVER do that. It would be a sacrilege.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

214 158 I bet the house starts another investigation almost immediately.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (JFO2v)


I agree; they can't seem to help themselves from embracing failure these days. In my opinion, the first shot was their best shot, and they blew it.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (hLRSq)

215 Holy cats. That picture of Comey with Bolton's book agents.

There's not enough snark in the world.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (ptqGC)

216 Roberts censoring pretty much assures there will be no witnessess. Because the witness list would include Ciaramella.

That said, Rand Paul should just say he doesn't know who the whistleblower is, like Schiff says, and he is asking about published reports of people who work for Schiff, and why is his question being censored.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (r+sAi)

217 @165


He's just working his side of street of the uni-party.


One of the greatest feats that Trump has delivered is the great unmasking.


That alone should get him a place in the pantheon of great Republican Presidents.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (0keV9)

218 I guess the whistleblowers name will come out in Durham or Barr's work.

will come out???

Everyone but that cock sucker schiff knows his name

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (nRk/c)

219 Roberts is another turd that the Bushs left to bake in the sun and stink.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (pw+jk)

220 Cruz questin

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (q1Pj5)

221 Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes

YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW????
Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (Yzubb)
******
He has always had the votes, he was just trolling
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January




What he said. The thing about not having the votes was Kabuki theatre.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (HALdu)

222 It would be a sweet sweet thing to behold if the GOP developed a spine an censured Roberts for being so partisan WRT the whistleblower question. They might even mention the fact that kind of behavior typifies the actions that got the DOJ the FISA renewals.

It would be even better to see him impeached over his administration of the FISA court and to see the FISA court abolished.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (i0ykY)

223
my reponse to Roberts is,

Ok, Bush.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (n13/j)

224 Cruz missile incoming

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (vEIlU)

225 Wish we could wave a magic wand and replace Roberts with Clarence Thomas.

That would be gold.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (ptqGC)

226 Roberts and probably thousands more are being blackmailed.

Good times.

Posted by: Randolph and Mortimer at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (jWC3i)

227 I bet it was the word "conspire" that got Rand in the doghouse today. But more people will see his question and think about it this way than if they'd watched it in the hearing.

Posted by: corn and beans at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (tkNkP)

228 Well, I guess it's worth a try...

@WashTimes 50s

Carter Page files lawsuit against DNC, Perkins Coie over Steele dossier

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (DhaqP)

229 Re Roberts:

In one of his first acts as Chief Justice, Roberts virtue signaled that he sided with the liberal justices on a particular case to "de-politicize the court" (I can't recall the particular case, just the incident). Originally I thought this was SOP cucking but it looks more and more ominous.

Paul can read Ciameralla's name into the record after the trial but Roberts really should have to answer to this.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (puu6v)

230


Trump is being impeached because he threatened to with-hold aid to Ukraine unless they investigated Joe Biden.

Is that the gist of it? Why would Trump want to investigate old Hairy Legs?

Ah, guess we can't ask that question!


Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (0tFNp)

231 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (1ISKN)
That's good. I think I may get the amino levels checked out.

Posted by: kallisto at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (DJFLF)

232 Off Trading Places sock.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (jWC3i)

233 >>Viagra
"Gun" thread.

Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (ZS9TG)

234 Good chance McConnell will let Rand Paul remind Roberts, "Co-Equal."

Posted by: davidt at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (l3+k2)

235 226 Roberts and probably thousands more are being blackmailed.

Good times.
Posted by: Randolph and Mortimer at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (jWC3i)

I don't believe that, if only because if there was blackmailable information out there, our side would have that as well.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (iuFgi)

236 lol, long question

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (vEIlU)

237 Pam Bondi!

Looking good in green!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (ufFY8)

238 So Le Crises in France has Viktor Shokin naming Joe Biden as a blackmailer in his criminal complaint...

Posted by: Redwhiteandtrue at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (altwb)

239 171 Also to answer the headline question:

"Is this THREE AND A HALF YEAR NEWS CYCLE FINALLY OVER?"



Of course. Cue up Turkey. Or Saudi Arabia. Or Ukraine again. Or
Qatar. Or X or Y or Z. Cue up some slimebags from the swamp making more
allegations. Cue up more leaks. Cue up the SDNY and Trump's family.



This doesn't end. This chapter may end, but the book will not.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:32 PM (I2dne)

Yeah. And this is how Caesars are made.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (Eg9+v)

Ceasar is a best-case scenario.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (l4C/z)

240 What authority is Roberts claiming for censoring the questions?

I'm not snarking, I'm asking. What is the basis of that ruling aside from I'm Britney, bitch.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (mf5HN)

241


"Roberts just refused to ask Rand's question and moved back to Schiff's team"

Thanks GW, you idiot.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (0tFNp)

242 224 Cruz missile incoming.

______________________________

Quick, put da kids in the storm drain, bra!

Posted by: Hawaiians at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (1ISKN)

243 Gasbag Schiff just got cutoff from his rambling rant, So glad I have to go to wrk.

Posted by: Summer of Love at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (FJrl0)

244 ALMOST some cleavage....and probably her last day....damn.....

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

245 >>Viagra
Pam Bondi thread.

Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (ZS9TG)

246 51 Speaking of Viagra, has any moron had experience with that or any of the other ED drugs? Do they work.



At the age of 58, I think I might need to "try" one.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 01:14 PM (CqE5x)

Get a checkup first. ED is a high indicator of cardiovascular issues needing attention. Ask me how I know.
Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (q1Pj5)

When I got my 50 YO checkup my doc ask me how I was performing in the bedroom. I punched up my wifes number in my phone and told him to ask her.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (JFO2v)

247 "223
my reponse to Roberts is,

Ok, Bush."

Yep. Also look at the human garbage at State and DOJ. Bush swine.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (puu6v)

248 >"
Trump's team has argued, without providing credible evidence, that Biden
actually did this to protect his son's "corruption" in Ukraine. There
is no evidence of wrongdoing by either Joe or Hunter Biden."--
CNN


We'll see how long CNN can avoid covering the breaking story of the Ukrainian former prosecutor's criminal complaint against Joe Biden filed in that country's National Bureau of Investigation.

The Bidens' mounting problems have just begun; Giuliani will make sure it becomes an avalanche.

Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (Nl8Cj)

249 Pam Bondi just tossed a grenade on the Bidens.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (ptqGC)

250 Roberts is another turd that the Bushs left to bake in the sun and stink.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (pw+jk)

Again, Roberts was the consensus pick from the conservative side of the GOP.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (2DOZq)

251 Bondi doing her job

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (vEIlU)

252
177 I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by a young trans person.'


... and that right there is why she NEVER will be elected President. How juvenile.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (93Ako)

253 Blackmail? Roberts?

At this stage it seems he is a true left-of-center believer, and no blackmail was ever necessary.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (NVYyb)

254 2014 study, controversial, disputed, indicated a increase in the risk of developing melanoma after starting Viagra.

For thing under the sun there is a season.

there is no such thing as a free lunch.
Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 01:40 PM (/eDQ2)
-----
Upside: Hugh G. Rections

Downside: dick tumors.

Hard pass (in a manner of speaking)

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (jW9oF)

255 I think the take away from viagra is that there are risks associated with everything you do so if you are going to take viagra make sure the girl you are taking them for is smoking hot and utterly depraved, and going to fuck you.

Taking viagra to wax your bat to our old swank mags is not worth it.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (HALdu)

256 Bondi needs a touchup.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (q1Pj5)

257 You know, that is a thing.

You would think that those engaged in corruption of government anything would get a decent bribe.

You have to credit the Bidens and that Harvard prof traitor, they got something nearing a respectable bribe. Not enoug but better that 100k and change.

Has to really hurt Bolton that Biden's incestuous, cokehead, whoremonger got more bribes in a month than he did altogether.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (HALdu)
++++++++++++
it is more than possible that there are a *lot* of little bribes. $10k here and there doesn't look so bad. But I imagine there are scores of them in a given year.

And yeah, Bolton didn't get shit compared to Biden. But he was a much smaller player.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (I2dne)

258 still not watching a second of it...call me if a pistol dual breaks out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (nRk/c)

259 Taking viagra to wax your bat to our old swank mags is not worth it.

What if it's to busty lesbian pron "accidentally" posted by Ace?

Posted by: Ian S. at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (ZGrMX)

260 still not watching a second of it...call me if a pistol dual breaks out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (nRk/c)


Are you good with sword canes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

261 That said, Rand Paul should just say he doesn't know who the whistleblower is, like Schiff says, and he is asking about published reports of people who work for Schiff, and why is his question being censored.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk
----------

Yes. If we're going to play lawyer games, let's have the field level. Paul has not mentioned 'Whistleblower', ergo, the question should be allowed.

Anyhow, the theory is that Roberts does not know the whistleblower's name, right?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (xSo9G)

262 "240 What authority is Roberts claiming for censoring the questions?

I'm not snarking, I'm asking. What is the basis of that ruling aside from I'm Britney, bitch."

Roberts is more a mediator than a judge in this proceeding, and by custom is a tiebreaker. I will stand corrected but he has absolutely no legal authority to censor a question. He might could go in camera to discuss the question with the parties, but it isn't his call.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (puu6v)

263
I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected
President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and
approved by a young trans person.'



https://tinyurl.com/sclctnh

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (wiXsO)

Diagnosis: Nucking Futs


Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (gmo/4)

264 Looks like Demings is deploying The Chewbacca Defense.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (0keV9)

265 I look forward to erectile dysfunction.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (1ISKN)

266 255 I think the take away from viagra is that there are risks associated with everything you do so if you are going to take viagra make sure the girl you are taking them for is smoking hot and utterly depraved, and going to fuck you.

Taking viagra to wax your bat to our old swank mags is not worth it.
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (HALdu)

The doctor will respond LOLGF to a request for Viagra if you have high blood pressure.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (RD7QR)

267
that fcuker is freakishly tall
Posted by: AltonJackson
If you are finished, unload & show clear
at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (ceIDk)





Tall assholes hit the concrete harder when you kick them in the side of the knee.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (kw0bd)

268 So, one young trans person's assessment of the potential SecEdu means that all trans persons would accept him, or her, or xer?

Man, this is confusing. But what i think it means is that all trans people share one hive-mind, in Liawatha's estimation.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (XN+hF)

269 Thanks again GW you fucking chimp!

Posted by: steevy at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (KNsKs)

270 Omg. This Deming twit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (ptqGC)

271 I guess the whistleblowers name will come out in Durham or Barr's work.

will come out???

Everyone but that cock sucker schiff knows his name
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:41 PM (nRk/c)


You know what I mean. In relation to Schiff.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (vEIlU)

272 Are you good with sword canes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
---
Too formal. I think a beat-down with a plain old cane would be better.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (xSo9G)

273 Again, Roberts was the consensus pick from the conservative side of the GOP.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (2DOZq)
+++++++++++
True. At the time, few understood just how useless and indeed opposed to conservatism those guys were (and the remaining ones still are).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (I2dne)

274 I think the take away from viagra is that there are
risks associated with everything you do so if you are going to take
viagra make sure the girl you are taking them for is smoking hot and
utterly depraved, and going to fuck you.



Taking viagra to wax your bat to our old swank mags is not worth it.

Posted by: not so

====
Is that just a cut and paste from Pfizer's website?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (AQPXk)

275 Kat Dennings > Val Demings

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (jW9oF)

276 "What authority is Roberts claiming for censoring the questions?"




I think he's going to be made to answer that, I don't think Rand Paul will let this go.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (4thlk)

277 This Demings gal is a rare Zero for me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (ufFY8)

278 237 Pam Bondi!

Looking good in green!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 01:43 PM (ufFY

It's gotta be better than that crap she was wearing the other day

the ultimate ungapatchka

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (rpxSz)

279 >> I look forward to erectile dysfunction.


Retired Clown Boxer

Life record of 1 win, 1,678,396 losses.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (BeXv9)

280 Check with your finance person on investing in Rape Mining. Endless opportunity.

Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (RuIsu)

281 We'll see how long CNN can avoid covering the breaking story of the Ukrainian former prosecutor's criminal complaint against Joe Biden filed in that country's National Bureau of Investigation.

The Bidens' mounting problems have just begun; Giuliani will make sure it becomes an avalanche.


Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 30, 2020 01:44 PM (Nl8Cj)


"We'll protect the Biden's by making Ukraine the focus of the Trump impeachment! That way no one will pay attention to anything coming out of Ukraine or anything that went on there!" - Adam Schiff

"Brilliant! Run with it!" - Other Democrats

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (hLRSq)

282 Lurch had Marfan's. Joey Ramone had Marfan's. Lincoln probably did too.

All are >>> than Comey.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (XN+hF)

283 This is like arguing with a three year old. Did you write on the wall with the markers? No. Is that a marker in your hand? No.

I will give $1,000 to the campaign of any Senator that asks, "Bachelor number 2, if I were a piece of fruit, what kind would I be and how would you eat me?"

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (Wm5SB)

284 From the Mayo Clinic web site re L-Arginine

L-arginine is an amino acid that helps the body build protein.

Your body usually makes all the L-arginine it needs. L-arginine is also found in most protein-rich foods, including fish, red meat, poultry, soy, whole grains, beans and dairy products.

As a supplement, L-arginine can be used orally and topically.

Because L-arginine acts as a vasodilator, opening (dilating) blood vessels, many people take oral L-arginine to try to treat cardiovascular conditions and erectile dysfunction.

Posted by: Probably Stupid Too at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (W4M6f)

285 it is more than possible that there are a *lot* of little bribes. $10k here and there doesn't look so bad. But I imagine there are scores of them in a given year.

And yeah, Bolton didn't get shit compared to Biden. But he was a much smaller player.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January



Nah, more bribes means more know you are corrupt which makes it more likely you get caught.

There was a chick that worked for the Air Force some time ago and she had a big part in awarding a multi billion dollar contract for space launch rockets. She corrupted the award process for a job, I think with Boeing, for 200 or 300k after she quit the Air Force.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (HALdu)

286 Jaws from the Bond films - also Marfan's.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (XN+hF)

287 Bondi needs a touchup.
Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:45 PM (q1Pj5)
***********
It's called Ombré' which to have darker roots and lighter ends

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (wiXsO)

288

geez. Forced dramatic speech not working

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (vEIlU)

289 From Roberts' perspective, he's probably trying to stop scope creep. The Republicans are going to try to make this about all the reprehensible sh*t that democrats have done, when that's not what it's about. It's about answering the idiotic Democrat questions, showing that they have no evidence and no real witnesses, and moving on.
Rand Paul may not understand (or care) about this, as every politician in there wants to turn this into a bigger dog and pony show, but for them. This is part of the reason why McConnell also limited press access and so on.

The next time around they won't do this, I suspect -- and in any case there isn't much to be won (in reality) by dragging the Bidens and the dim leakers across the dirt. Any such action that can't reliably be a prelude to their immediate firing from whatever position they hold and/or revocation of any kind of restricted access can be considered strategically barren.
People down here want to see their people fighting for them, because they feel like no one is. But on the upper level, it's a total clown show and sometimes fighting more is just going to make it worse.
We can grant that the whole impeachment is a partisan effort, but even so, it followed the rules. By ending the impeachment by playing by the rules, it doesn't open up holes in the defense that don't need to be there. The lesson from Nixon is that breaking the rules a little to win doesn't work until you actually make the rules. Republicans don't. Yet.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (Eg9+v)

290 Fem Dem Val Demings is doing the worst job imaginable trying to answer a question about Joe and Hunter not talking never ever not talking about Burisma.
there are things she doesn't talk about with her son... good point, twat head.

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (4a9Vv)

291 I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by a young trans person.'

https://tinyurl.com/sclctnh
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (wiXsO)

Diagnosis: Nucking Futs
Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (gmo/4)
+++++++++++++
No. They don't get that excuse. People like Warren are not nuts, nor are they irrational. Some are stupid (she isn't), but that isn't an excuse, either.

They're evil. They want to destroy our country and our civilization. That's it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (I2dne)

292 Roberts doesn't seem to be paying attention today

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (vEIlU)

293 >>Are you good with sword canes?


...because one of the morons needs you to cut a hole in this cantaloupe.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (BeXv9)

294 I'm glad this smart military blog now has footnotes. Well, a footnote.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (sWM8x)

295 "253 Blackmail? Roberts?

At this stage it seems he is a true left-of-center believer, and no blackmail was ever necessary."

Bush wouldn't have nominated him otherwise. Remember that stupid ass district judge in Washington State who issued the nationwide travel ban? A Bush appointee. Roberts also has dragged his feet about addressing universal injunction issuances, for reasons, apparently the same reasons he won't act to clean up the corruption on the FISA court.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (puu6v)

296 still not watching a second of it...call me if a pistol dual breaks out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (nRk/c)

Are you good with sword canes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

OK, but better with a drill

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (nRk/c)

297 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach. Although he is no longer with us, it has nothing to do with the viagra. also, we ordered it from Canada and was very,very cheap. plus you could get a reasonable supply.In the US, a month's supply was 4 pills. I found that to be way less than a month's supply.

Posted by: sharon at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (QzF6i)

298 280 Check with your finance person on investing in Rape Mining. Endless opportunity.
Posted by: klaftern at January 30, 2020 01:48 PM (RuIsu)

Nah, the otters control it all.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (RD7QR)

299 What he said. The thing about not having the votes was Kabuki theatre.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:42 PM (HALdu)

Graham was signalling early in the week that Friday was the end. It's an exercise in giving dems rope.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (1CjJc)

300 She changed her name from Dimmings to Demmings


didn't fool no one


she is a dim

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (rpxSz)

301 The doctor will respond LOLGF to a request for Viagra if you have high blood pressure.
Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January



Goes back to the hot chick, depraved sex thing. That would be motivation to get in shape.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (HALdu)

302 I doubt Rand Paul is going to let that lie there longterm.


This could get good.

Posted by: dagny at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (nRWPy)

303 Are you good with sword canes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh
---
Too formal. I think a beat-down with a plain old cane would be better.

-
Broken beer bottle.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (+y/Ru)

304 What authority is Roberts claiming for censoring the questions?

I'm not snarking, I'm asking. What is the basis of that ruling aside from I'm Britney, bitch.
Posted by: alexthechick


None. There is no authority there.

His job in this is a glorified Emcee. He's inventing authority out of the air. It is Senate and the Senate is not subordinate to him.

Imagine if Trump while giving the State of the U in front of Congress, rapped the gavel declaring the current session of Congress over for a month.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (DhaqP)

305

Jason Crow
needs a crow nest for that big ole bald spot

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (vEIlU)

306 What authority is Roberts claiming for censoring the questions?

I'm not snarking, I'm asking. What is the basis of that ruling aside from I'm Britney, bitch."

Roberts is more a mediator than a judge in this proceeding, and by custom is a tiebreaker. I will stand corrected but he has absolutely no legal authority to censor a question. He might could go in camera to discuss the question with the parties, but it isn't his call.
===
I'm not even sure he's a tiebreaker.

He apparently can chastise both sides in a Jonah Goldberg fashion about their tone.

I guess, he thinks he can censor Rand Paul.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (J877T)

307 This Demings gal is a rare Zero for me.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
------

Really. They should have put Maxine Waters in. At least it would be more entertaining.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (xSo9G)

308 I've been listening to the House managers rant for the past 15 minutes and shockingly, they have not mentioned the Funding Fathers yet. WTF? Are they just racist, misogynist, homophobic deplorable again already?

Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (MxEKc)

309 >>> I punched up my wifes
Posted by: rhennigantx

I got that far and my mind started thinking, "lord where is this going". Of course, that probably doesn't speak well me, does it.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (/1g9w)

310 297 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach. Although he is no longer with us, it has nothing to do with the viagra. also, we ordered it from Canada and was very,very cheap. plus you could get a reasonable supply.In the US, a month's supply was 4 pills. I found that to be way less than a month's supply.
Posted by: sharon at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (QzF6i)

So how YOU doin'?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

311 Graham was signalling early in the week that Friday was the end. It's an exercise in giving dems rope.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January


It also helps Collins and the like because it makes it seem as if they were thinking hard about the issue and not decided from the beginning.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (HALdu)

312 Roberts doesn't seem to be paying attention today
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (vEIlU)

He finds staying focused a tad 'taxing'.

Posted by: Surfperch at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (speO7)

313 Boss, it doesn't say "Skip". It says "skip to".

Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (XxJt1)

314 Dear House Managers: It's not about you. 86 the personal stories.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (q1Pj5)

315 292 Roberts doesn't seem to be paying attention today
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (vEIlU)


he has the sadz

since baseball is going to robot umps, how far can the SCOTUS be behind

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (rpxSz)

316 DC needs more of this:

https://tinyurl.com/wlrts8t

Sam Houston's famous caning of William Stanbery on Pennsylvania Ave. It started with Houston calling Stanbery a "damned rascal," and proceeded from there. At one point, Stanbery fired a pistol at Houston and missed. That just enraged Houston more. Heh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)

317 Hey Hey Ho Ho
Call The Vote And End This Shitshow

Posted by: jsg at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (S9ODh)

318 So, if you read the correspondence between Bolton's agent and the NSA, there was an anticipated 30 day delay between the submittal of the manuscript and receiving the approval from the NSA. So, the Dems needed to stall the trial so that the manuscript could drop during the trial. How to stall the trial for 30 days? Hmm... Nancy?

Posted by: tommylotto at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (dYinJ)

319 155 I think Bible Black came out in 2001
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:34 PM (l4C/z)

But it didn't involve any Horde members.

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (UnA8+)

320 Strangely, I can't find one story on my states "News web site of record" about the impeachment.

Because if they did, I or someone else would comment on Rand Paul's question. Can't have that.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (VYwSh)

321 People like Warren are not nuts, nor are they irrational. Some are stupid (she isn't), but that isn't an excuse, either.

They're evil. They want to destroy our country and our civilization. That's it.

-
That's a bingo.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (+y/Ru)

322 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach.

Posted by: sharon at January



Try spitting?

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (HALdu)

323 293 >>Are you good with sword canes?


...because one of the morons needs you to cut a hole in this cantaloupe.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (BeXv9)

Is this still the viagra thread?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (JFO2v)

324 Roberts needs to be impeached for that.

Posted by: dagny at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (nRWPy)

325 Jaws from the Bond films - also Marfan's.





Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (XN+hF)

He was in Pale Rider. A great, and poor film at the same time.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (n13/j)

326 I've been listening to the House managers rant for the past 15 minutes and shockingly, they have not mentioned the Funding Fathers yet.
-----
Funding Father = George Soros

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (jW9oF)

327 Sorry sharon, but there are certain traditions that must be observed.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (RD7QR)

328

o m g

they are playing a Trump joke as fact

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (vEIlU)

329 OK, but better with a drill
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------
*mumbles through a mouthful of plaster*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (xSo9G)

330 "302 I doubt Rand Paul is going to let that lie there longterm.


This could get good."

There literally is nothing that could prevent Sen. Paul from reading the question verbatim into the record after the trial.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (puu6v)

331 322 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach.

Posted by: sharon at January



Try spitting?
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (HALdu)

yep that there is spit on my screen tff

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (JFO2v)

332 My urologist gave me a big handful of free Cialis samples just for the hell of it. I was there for a completely different, non-ED reason (testicular scan for a hydrocele.) "But I don't have ED, Doc" said I.

"So, just have some fun with them," he said. "They're free. You'll do it like you're 20 again."

Ethical? I didn't care. My gf was like, damn, you wanna go a THIRD time? I'm too tired.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (XN+hF)

333 Gotta say, the lack of TVs tuned to CNN is a perk of the new job.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (GeWaQ)

334 Just void his adoptions

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (HALdu)

335 and now Dem Crow is bringing up Trump asking Russia, maybe you can find the 30,000 missing emails

Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (4a9Vv)

336 o m g

they are playing a Trump joke as fact

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (vEIlU)
+++++++++
It isn't the "he literally asked Russia for help at a rally" thing again, is it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)

337 o m g



they are playing a Trump joke as fact





Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (vEIlU)


I'm surprised Schiff didn't do a dramatic reading of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)

338 still not watching a second of it...call me if a pistol dual breaks out

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (nRk/c)

Are you good with sword canes?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:46 PM (ptqGC)

OK, but better with a drill
Posted by: Nevergiveup


ISWYDT.

Golf clap.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (Yzubb)

339 Starless aaaaaand...BIBLE BLACK!

Posted by: Zombie John Wetton at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (XN+hF)

340 So Le Crises in France has Viktor Shokin naming Joe Biden as a blackmailer in his criminal complaint...
*******
Funny how all this stuff is breaking??? what a coinkydink

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (BqBId)

341 @RandPaul
My question today is about whether or not individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans conspired with Schiff staffers to plot impeaching the President before there were formal House impeachment proceedings.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (wiXsO)

342 Graham was signalling early in the week that Friday was the end.

-
For those without a fine eye for detail, Friday is tomorrow. Hereinafter known as Good Friday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)

343 Ace, I'm late to the thread, here, but these are two different statements:

1) (ABC) That would allow him to *skip to* the final stages of the trial, the sources said.

*skip to*

2) ABC, that wouldn't be "*skipping* the final stages of the trial"

*skipping*--not *skipping to*

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (M5wRT)

344 30
He doesn't seem to have learned anything in Law School, that is for sure.
=====================

Some people, Obama also comes to mind, go to law school to learn how to use weapons.

Posted by: FloridaMan at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (BKt2c)

345 297 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach. Although he is no longer with us, it has nothing to do with the viagra. also, we ordered it from Canada and was very,very cheap. plus you could get a reasonable supply.In the US, a month's supply was 4 pills. I found that to be way less than a month's supply.
Posted by: sharon at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (QzF6i)

4 is four the 4 holy days of marriage birthday anniversary christmas and Val Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)

346 *lifts a glass to Sharon*

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (r+sAi)

347 >> I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected
President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and
approved by a young trans person.'


Just stepping back a bit: How ludicrous is it that Warren thinks this is what a president should do, what a president should be focused on?


One of the benefits of Trump is that he's bringing legitimate presidentin' back. Presidents do big things like negotiate trade deals, broker peace in the ME, tax cuts, tackle employment --- they don't worry about the feelings of child representative of one demographic to determine nationwide policy.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

348 Only on Ace of Spades, could a discussion about a pivotal moment in our nation's history be intertwined with talk about Viagra. Gotta love the Horde!

Posted by: jeannebodine at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (t1tHS)

349 I'm surprised Schiff didn't do a dramatic reading of it.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (ptqGC)
++++++++++
In Schiff's version, Trump invited Putin onto the rally stage and handed him a pistol with the remark, "You do what you need to do to make sure I win and we get to work closely together forever. To it bigly. It's gonna be luxurious, folks! It's gonna be YUGE!"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (I2dne)

350 329 OK, but better with a drill
Posted by: Nevergiveup
---------
*mumbles through a mouthful of plaster*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 01:54 PM (xSo9G)

Wait, was this still in reponse to growing supernatural boners if Comey were perp-walked?

We're getting into Dremmel attachments for them now?

Posted by: Allie at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (UnA8+)

351 Holy crud, I just saw this over at Insty. Tell me again, who are the dimwits?

"Indeed, less than half of 2016 Clinton supporters (49.6%) are able to answer correctly both of the two related questions: whether the earth goes around the sun or the sun goes around the earth..."

Seriously?! Less than half didn't even know if the earth circled the sun or the sun circled the earth? My gawd! What a complete failure of the education system (if you even want to call it that). We are so doomed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (JoUsr)

352 322 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach.

Posted by: sharon at January


they make an cilantro infused viagra

for your pleasure

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (rpxSz)

353 If I had to guess, after one of the breaks or the last thing before they adjourn for the night something will happen with this Roberts/Rand thing. I think Paul is going to demand it.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (4thlk)

354 Are you good with sword canes?

I will donate $100 bucks to Ted Cruz's campaign if he publicly tells Schumer, "let us make the square."

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (wCmLp)

355 345
297 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely
satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach. Although he
is no longer with us, it has nothing to do with the viagra. also, we
ordered it from Canada and was very,very cheap. plus you could get a
reasonable supply.In the US, a month's supply was 4 pills. I found that
to be way less than a month's supply.

Posted by: sharon at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (QzF6i)



4 is four the 4 holy days of marriage birthday anniversary christmas and Val Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)
Actually, there is a fifth one. FORget about it.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (N39Ws)

356 >>> Try spitting?
Posted by: not so

Classic Horde. Always here to help.

Posted by: 6to4to3 at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (/1g9w)

357 Why is schiff's aide bringing in marionettes?

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (HALdu)

358 Try the Papaya.

Posted by: George Costanza at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (BeXv9)

359
"o m g



they are playing a Trump joke as fact



Posted by: artisanal"


Why surprised? The Dems and MSM have been doing that for 3 years now.

Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (MxEKc)

360 I'm not even sure he's a tiebreaker.



He apparently can chastise both sides in a Jonah Goldberg fashion about their tone.



I guess, he thinks he can censor Rand Paul.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 01:51 PM (J877T)

As FISA king and cleared to know what's what, I suspect there is a Plame concern about outing a spook or that there may be an active investigation involving the guy.

I am no Roberts fan, but I can't say I know why he would want to keep Ciaramella under wraps.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (1CjJc)

361 The walls are closing in on trump. He should resign so the country can start healing.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (pXwuO)

362 Woody pills: know the risks



in addition to heart issues -

may cause vision or hearing issues


What? I couldn't hear you.

Posted by: LGoPs the former boyscout who now shouts Broken Arrow!, Broken Arrow! at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (MJw+7)

363 they make an cilantro infused viagra

for your pleasure
Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (rpxSz)
-----
Wouldn't cumin be more appropriate?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (jW9oF)

364 Seriously?! Less than half didn't even know if the earth circled the sun or the sun circled the earth? My gawd! What a complete failure of the education system (if you even want to call it that). We are so doomed.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (JoUsr)
+++++++++++
The SPACE FORCE probably has them concerned. They are confusing "The universe shall henceforth and eternally be geocentric" to mean that the Earth itself is not heliocentric.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (I2dne)

365 all right, off to training.

see folks tomorrow.

Have fun, relax, but buy ammo

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (l4C/z)

366 I doubt Roberts would be censoring without the approval, tacit though it may be, of Mitch and Chuck.

Pelosi thought she would be able to control the process in the Senate. That was really bad advice.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (JRaU+)

367 Um, the Earth doesn't circle the Sun. Orbits are ellipses.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (1ISKN)

368 357 Why is schiff's aide bringing in marionettes?
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (HALdu)

Sexytime for Schiff.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (RD7QR)

369 This farce can't end soon enough for me. But when it does, my blood pressure will go off-scale high when the allegations of cover-up and treason begin.

The usual suspects will scream that everyone in the country, except Democrats and non-partisan foreign-born diplomats and military officers, are tools of Putin and Trump, and are committing treason against the Holy Constitution. God help us.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

370 What's with the volcano model?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (4e+hS)

371 @RandPaul
My question today is about whether or not individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans conspired with Schiff staffers to plot impeaching the President before there were formal House impeachment proceedings.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (wiXsO)



that's it?
wth?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (vEIlU)

372 Wouldn't cumin be more appropriate?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (jW9oF)

I see what you did there.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (n13/j)

373 Only on Ace of Spades, could a discussion about a
pivotal moment in our nation's history be intertwined with talk about
Viagra. Gotta love the Horde!

Posted by: jeannebodine at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (t1tHS)

===========

Only a matter of time before someone starts bragging about their new Glock

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (NVYyb)

374 Apparently Pelosi said that if new witnesses aren't called that PDT will not be "fully acquitted".

Naturally, CNN (which was playing where I ate lunch) was just all over that.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (ExV1e)

375 Just stepping back a bit: How ludicrous is it that Warren thinks this is what a president should do, what a president should be focused on?
______________

Lieawatha is a Pander Bear. There is no lefty identity group that she's not willing to pander to, no matter how ludicrous the pander. The woman is pathologically ambitious for power. She will literally do or say anything to get it. Her lust for power is frightening.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (k4dH2)

376 they make an cilantro infused viagra

for your pleasure
Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (rpxSz)
-----
Wouldn't cumin be more appropriate?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (jW9oF)

Isn't cumin the ultimate goal of sex?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (CqE5x)

377 355 345
297 my husband took viagra for a number of years. I found it extremely
satisfyng. Only side effect was an occsional upset stomach. Although he
is no longer with us, it has nothing to do with the viagra. also, we
ordered it from Canada and was very,very cheap. plus you could get a
reasonable supply.In the US, a month's supply was 4 pills. I found that
to be way less than a month's supply.

Posted by: sharon at January 30, 2020 01:50 PM (QzF6i)



4 is four the 4 holy days of marriage birthday anniversary christmas and Val Day

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (JFO2v)
Actually, there is a fifth one. FORget about it.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2020 01:57 PM (N39Ws)

early years=anywhere sex
mid years=bedroom sex
later years=hallway see pass each other in hall and say fuck you

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (JFO2v)

378
Mitch McConnell: I Think I've Got the Votes

YOU DON'T FUCKING KNOW????
Posted by: rickb223


I think I can.I think I can.I think I can.I think I can.

Posted by: The little Mitch that couldn't at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (aKsyK)

379 Once you're on heart meds, especially any nitrates, your cardiologist will just smile wanly when you ask about ED drugs. Basically it's LOL You're Fucked!

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (q1Pj5)

380 We have no idea who the whistleblower is and we can't discuss the whistleblower.
Did Ciaramella talk to the intel committee?
I told you, we can't discuss the whistleblower.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (pXwuO)

381 Wouldn't cumin be more appropriate?
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 01:58 PM (jW9oF)

only for a blowfish like Terri Garr

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (rpxSz)

382 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??

Posted by: Jmel at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (xyf42)

383 Only a matter of time before someone starts bragging about their new Glock
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January




If you just got a new gun, even a Glock, you wouldn't need viagra

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (HALdu)

384 -
For those without a fine eye for detail, Friday is tomorrow. Hereinafter known as Good Friday.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (+y/Ru)


Objection: It should be "Bigly Friday" or "Yuge, Luxurious, Magnificent Friday"

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (hLRSq)

385 Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (vEIlU)

==========
Nope. Read Ace's update from an hour or so ago up top.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (NVYyb)

386 347 >> I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected
President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and
approved by a young trans person.'


Just stepping back a bit: How ludicrous is it that Warren thinks this is what a president should do, what a president should be focused on?


One of the benefits of Trump is that he's bringing legitimate presidentin' back. Presidents do big things like negotiate trade deals, broker peace in the ME, tax cuts, tackle employment --- they don't worry about the feelings of child representative of one demographic to determine nationwide policy.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 01:56 PM (bDqIh)

===========

The inward turn in focus for the federal government has been disastrous and ties back to the early progressives.

Using the power of the federal government to make America more like how you wish it would be is just a recipe for contention. Sometimes that can be ultimately worthwhile (eg slavery), but almost nothing else gets close to that level of evil.

Ooo...a tranny doesn't get called xhe when he wants? In what universe is that the concern of the federal government? Oh, right, the one where progressives decided that the explicit instructions to focus on foreign policy in the constitution weren't really there.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (q80AH)

387 So I'm supposed to be respectful to Chief Cocksucker Roberts as he plays games?

Fuck him, and his supporters.

Posted by: nip at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (Izot6)

388 @RandPaul
My question today is about whether or not individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans conspired with Schiff staffers to plot impeaching the President before there were formal House impeachment proceedings.
________________

We all know the answer to that question is "Yes, absolutely," which is why John Traitor Roberts won't allow the question.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (k4dH2)

389 Um, the Earth doesn't circle the Sun. Orbits are ellipses.

--

Ok, smartypants.

You think they'd know the word 'ellipses?' I think 'em not.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (JoUsr)

390 "Seriously?! Less than half didn't even know if the earth circled the sun
or the sun circled the earth? My gawd! What a complete failure of the
education system (if you even want to call it that). We are so doomed.

Posted by: Lady in Black"


Having tranny approved sec. of education and teachers would fix that problem.

Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (MxEKc)

391 382 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??
Posted by: Jmel at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (xyf42)

==========

I hope it's true.

I hate the SOTU.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (q80AH)

392 The Chief Justice should be voted on each year by the court. I admit I don't know crap about it, i am not that into the laws. I am more into the rights.

But this guy is a failure and should get bounced. Bring on Thomas.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:01 PM (n13/j)

393 >>Isn't cumin the ultimate goal of sex? Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (CqE5x)

No. Cumin is the ultimate spice of chili.

Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (u4/yY)

394 I said in the last thread that I don't need viagra. My little friend still is actively a mischief maker. He tells me to, do things. Annoys the wife, occasionally.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (bCLt0)

395 If Shiff won't quit


You must acquit.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (QLPEO)

396 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU.

Obviously she can't cancel it but she can threaten to ban the president from giving it in the house chambers. Again.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

397 Hey everybody.

Big story making the rounds at FB: KFC is gonna sell "Beyond Meat" fried "chicken" in their southern stores.

As if southern people haven't been insulted ENOUGH...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (L2ZTs)

398 >>Um, the Earth doesn't circle the Sun. Orbits are ellipses.


This aggression will not stand!

Posted by: Zombie Ptolemy at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (BeXv9)

399 393 >>Isn't cumin the ultimate goal of sex? Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (CqE5x)

No. Cumin is the ultimate spice of chili.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (u4/yY)

now the fucking carrot shits gonna start

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (JFO2v)

400 Baldism is pernicious.

Bald is beautiful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:20 PM (l4C/z)

=========

Beautiful heads of hair are better.

*whips hair back and forth luxuriously*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 01:21 PM (q80AH)

You, the cast of Hair and Will Smith's kid...

Hurtful.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, buy ammo. Yes, you. at January 30, 2020 01:23 PM (l4C/z)


It's weird over the last few years, I've had women who were complete strangers come up to me in the store or wherever, and say things like -

"I just wanted to tell you. You have great hair."

or "You're hair is gorgeous."

Somethings along those lines.

Yeah, my hair's relatively nice and previous girlfriends liked it, but...yeesh.

I mean, what do you say, except -

"Well, thanks. But, I didn't do anything. It just grew that way."


I think it must be a reaction to the popularity of guys shaving their heads.

That's all I can figure.

Cuz I'm no different.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (T+nBE)

401 So if your out of glitter cumin's an option?

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (4e+hS)

402 The good news and the bad news.

The good news: ABCNEWS: IMPEACHMENT OVER BY WEEKEND...

The bad news: It's ABC News.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (+y/Ru)

403 Turtle has the votes. He's trolling the Media, not us, folks.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (bCLt0)

404 Cumin is the difference between bean soup and chili.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (QLPEO)

405 If they ever make an all black Addams family

Hakeem is a lock for Lurch

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (rpxSz)

406 Only on Ace of Spades, could a discussion about a pivotal moment in our nation's history be intertwined with talk about Viagra. Gotta love the Horde!
---------
I'm only surprised that no one has asked her for a phone number.

Posted by: BluesFish at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (WQZ1O)

407 later years=hallway see pass each other in hall and say fuck you
You must be thinking of liberals.

Posted by: sharon at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (QzF6i)

408 393 >>Isn't cumin the ultimate goal of sex? Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (CqE5x)

No. Cumin is the ultimate spice of chili.
Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (u4/yY)
===

The spice! They know about the spice melange!

Posted by: Augustine at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (BDZWU)

409 393
>>Isn't cumin the ultimate goal of sex? Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (CqE5x)

No. Cumin is the ultimate spice of chili.


Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (u4/yY)

First carrots? Now this?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (1CjJc)

410 Re cumin, I'd love to know who first had the idea of using it in cooking.

"Hey, this smells like horseshit. Let's put it in our chili and see if it helps!" :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (L2ZTs)

411 Pepto viagra.

Posted by: Pepto Viagra at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (sWM8x)

412 There is NO chili without cumin.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (bCLt0)

413 Um, the Earth doesn't circle the Sun. Orbits are ellipses.


This aggression will not stand!
Posted by: Zombie Ptolemy at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (BeXv9)
-----
You and what army, buster?

Posted by: Johannes Kepler at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (jW9oF)

414 382 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??
Posted by: Jmel at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (xyf42)

Fork them, then. Hold the SOTU from the Oval Office and have Melania wear the leather bustier and carry the riding crop.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

415 If Adam Shit's spawn is dating the 'whistleblower'...how is that NOT revlevant?

------
Is that known or was that claim pulled from parody site? Does anyone present know?

Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (5NMZN)

416 >>>The whole thing is a fucking joke of a farce of a travesty wrapped in a clownshow and deep-fried.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 30, 2020 01:18 PM (NWiLs)

So it's delicious?

Posted by: Brian Tater-Bottom at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (q177U)

417

JV Team - Schiff and Co

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (vEIlU)

418 Thanks for the Viagra response, but I think i have performance anxiety. I have no heart issues (knock, knock)--though I do take amlopodine to control BP-- and i can still get hard just thinking about sex--even if i'm driving in the car and "on my own" there's no problem, but when i'm with someone.......it's iffy.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (CqE5x)

419 405
If they ever make an all black Addams family



Hakeem is a lock for Lurch

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 02:03 PM (rpxSz)

I think Fiercely Heterosexual Booker would like him.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ufFY8)

420 We are now the Democratic Republic of America? Has this asshat ever heard of East Germany or North Korea? daFuq?

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (Wm5SB)

421 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (1ISKN)

Do you play ESO? I saw someone with your name in the game and was wondering.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (uquGJ)

422 cumin is central to Tex Mex. That spice got around the globe.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (n13/j)

423 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??

Posted by: Jmel at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (xyf42)



Fork them, then. Hold the SOTU from the Oval Office and have Melania wear the leather bustier and carry the riding crop.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)


AtC arrives in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)

424 Having tranny approved sec. of education and teachers would fix that problem.

--

Speaking of tranny approved Sec of Education...

Didn't Barky the Jug-Earred Dog Eater have one that was a member of NAMBLA? Lizzy, you're always good with recall. Who am I thinking of?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (JoUsr)

425 that's it?
wth?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (vEIlU)
************
Yep that was it. It looks like Paul has pissed off Roberts with his question from yesterday.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (wiXsO)

426

You want the fake whistleblower?
Go after Vindman.
Vindman opens the door to the fake whistleblower.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (7MK/T)

427 Impeach Roberts.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (OUMaO)

428 We're the Democratic Republic of the United States of America now?
Yeah fuck you too, asshat.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (q1Pj5)

429 They should market Viagra combined with those sleep aids that make you forget everything you did.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (1ISKN)

430 Big story making the rounds at FB: KFC is gonna sell "Beyond Meat" fried "chicken" in their southern stores.
________________

Tim Horton's announced that they're going to stop selling Beyond Meat products in their stores, because none of their customers wanted to eat that shit.

So great move KFC. LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (k4dH2)

431 397 Hey everybody.

Big story making the rounds at FB: KFC is gonna sell "Beyond Meat" fried "chicken" in their southern stores.

As if southern people haven't been insulted ENOUGH...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (L2ZTs)


Yeah, that's DOA, steve.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (bCLt0)

432 The Paul question gives a lot of insight into why the Democrats never would agree to a package with defense witnesses. The bastards will be lucky as it is to slither out of the Chambers without this shitshow blowing up in their faces.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (puu6v)

433 -even if i'm driving in the car and "on my own" there's no problem, but when i'm with someone.......it's iffy.

That's what imagination is for... LOL

Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (6XlcD)

434 He just said, "This is The Democratic Republic of the United States of America."

Or did I just imagine that?

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (sWM8x)

435 >>Posted by: Johannes Kepler at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (jW9oF)


At least my model was predictable.

Yours was inaccurate for years after your death, Hippy!

Posted by: Zombie Ptolemy at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (BeXv9)

436 We can grant that the whole impeachment is a partisan effort, but even so, it followed the rules. By ending the impeachment by playing by the rules, it doesn't open up holes in the defense that don't need to be there. The lesson from Nixon is that breaking the rules a little to win doesn't work until you actually make the rules. Republicans don't. Yet.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 01:49 PM (Eg9+v)


Please provide a cite to the rules in question. Again, that is NOT SNARK.

Cases in the Federal courts operate under the Federal Rules of Civil or Criminal Procedure as relevant along with the Federal Rules of Evidence.

I am asking a specific process based question. What are the rules for the hearing and what is the citation thereto? Because I see much discussion about this or that being against the rules or outside the scope, but I see no discussion as to what those rules are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

437 369
This farce can't end soon enough for me. But when it does, my blood
pressure will go off-scale high when the allegations of cover-up and
treason begin.



The usual suspects will scream that everyone in the country, except
Democrats and non-partisan foreign-born diplomats and military officers,
are tools of Putin and Trump, and are committing treason against the
Holy Constitution. God help us.

Posted by: Gref at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (AMIL/)

Right. That they lost the trial will be further evidence of cover-ups and treason. And if there is another investigation that turns up nothing, that's further evidence that there's a cover-up. Look, I get it that you guys like to have fake trials and investigations to clear your minions of malfeasance and cover up misdoings, but can you not project so hard?

I swear, that everyone involved in democratic politics on all sides is a freaking conspiracy theorist. I suspect that given the number of conspiracy theories there must be SOME conspiracies, but I'll be jiggered if I can even figure out where to begin.

I think the mob killed JFK though.

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (Eg9+v)

438 Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (Wm5SB)

*fistbump*

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (q1Pj5)

439 415
If Adam Shit's spawn is dating the 'whistleblower'...how is that NOT revlevant?

------
Is that known or was that claim pulled from parody site? Does anyone present know?




Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (5NMZN)

I think that was a joke.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (ufFY8)

440 Try spitting?
Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 01:53 PM (HALdu)

yep that there is spit on my screen tff
Posted by: rhennigantx at January



Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (HALdu)

441 Fork them, then. Hold the SOTU from the Oval Office and have Melania wear the leather bustier and carry the riding crop.
Posted by: joncelli



With a tiny giraffe.


Then we would KNOW there was a God.

Posted by: eleven at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (QLPEO)

442 Enemies foreign and domestic.

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (nfcV2)

443 My question today is about whether or not individuals who were holdovers from the Obama National Security Council and Democrat partisans conspired with Schiff staffers to plot impeaching the President before there were formal House impeachment proceedings.
===
*Roberts thought bubble*
Let's see assumes facts not in evidence, argumentative, and calculated to inflame or prejudice the Jury. Also, it will force Schiff to take the fifth. And its Rand Paul. I'll sustain my own objection.
///
Paul could get away with: did holdovers from the Obama administration on the NSC coordinate with Schiff staffers to participate in the process of creating the whistleblower complaint even before there where formal house proceedings?

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (/mhk/)

444 Oh, yeah. I'm on ESO nearly everyday. Still not any good.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)

445 Didn't Barky the Jug-Earred Dog Eater have one that
was a member of NAMBLA? Lizzy, you're always good with recall. Who am I
thinking of?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (JoUsr)


I can't think of his name either. I believe he was School Safety Czar or some such shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (ptqGC)

446 If Masha Yovanovich was ambassador to Ukraine when Russia snatched Crimea and while Hunter was taking in $1 million/year shouldn't she be investigated too?

Posted by: DanMan at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (XTiHL)

447 Listened to literally a few seconds of this Hakeem dipshit, or whatever his name is, in passing....

You bitches wanna talk about "divisive"?

Go fuck yourself, you huckster ass turkey.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (FOGOI)

448 >>I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??


Thought presidents were required to provide this?
Whatever, write it up, send Congress a copy, then read it from the Oval Office on live tv. It'll go faster without all the clapping seal moments.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (bDqIh)

449
if she's elected
President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and
approved by a young trans person.'


Posted by: Lizzy

=======

rufkm? She said that? How will she KNOW it's a trans person? Will they have to submit medical records to get the interview?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (13CQC)

450 Really, shouldn't presidents be approved an Official Board of Trannies before they take office? Just like in every other civilized nation.

Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (MxEKc)

451 We know the perfect strategy for selling moar fried chicken! We'll have drag queens fry it up behind the counter!! Ain't we geniuses???!!??

Posted by: KFC Marketing Dept: You're Welcome America! at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (L2ZTs)

452 >"We'll see how long CNN can avoid covering the breaking story of the
Ukrainian former prosecutor's criminal complaint against Joe Biden filed
in that country's National Bureau of Investigation.

The Bidens' mounting problems have just begun; Giuliani will make sure it becomes an avalanche."--Posted by: Anonymous 7

>>" So Le Crises in France has Viktor Shokin naming Joe Biden as a blackmailer in his criminal complaint".


I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention.

Posted by: Anonymous7 at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (Nl8Cj)

453 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??


Posted by: Jmel at January 30, 2020 02:00 PM (xyf42)

One year ago.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (1CjJc)

454 I think Fiercely Heterosexual Booker would like him.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (ufFY


the eyes have it

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (rpxSz)

455 Only on Ace of Spades, could a discussion about a pivotal moment in our nation's history be intertwined with talk about Viagra. Gotta love the Horde!
---------
I'm only surprised that no one has asked her for a phone number.

Posted by: BluesFish


Whaddya think this is, the ONT?

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (OUMaO)

456 418 Thanks for the Viagra response, but I think i have performance anxiety. I have no heart issues (knock, knock)--though I do take amlopodine to control BP-- and i can still get hard just thinking about sex--even if i'm driving in the car and "on my own" there's no problem, but when i'm with someone.......it's iffy.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (CqE5x)


Yeah, that could be a " thing". If you have a steady partner, coming clean about it could help. Bet they would be sympathetic, dude.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (bCLt0)

457 Fork them, then. Hold the SOTU from the Oval Office and have Melania wear the leather bustier and carry the riding crop.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (RD7QR)

AtC arrives in 3...2...1...

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (ptqGC)



Summoned, I was.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (mf5HN)

458 "The State of Our Union is Fractured :

One half of one Branch of Our Government is being hels Hostage by Nancy Pelosi and The Democrat Party..."

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (BeXv9)

459 Whaddya think this is, the ONT?
Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at January



Haven't been by the ont in a while have you.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (HALdu)

460 418
Thanks for the Viagra response, but I think i have performance anxiety. I
have no heart issues (knock, knock)--though I do take amlopodine to
control BP-- and i can still get hard just thinking about sex--even if
i'm driving in the car and "on my own" there's no problem, but when i'm
with someone.......it's iffy.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (CqE5x)
Always try the lines:
"Honestly dear, it is REALLY cold in here!!"
or

"Patience my dear. I'm a grower, not a shower".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (N39Ws)

461
Big story making the rounds at FB: KFC is gonna sell "Beyond Meat" fried "chicken" in their southern stores.

________________



Tim Horton's announced that they're going to stop selling Beyond
Meat products in their stores, because none of their customers wanted to
eat that shit.



So great move KFC. LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (k4dH2)

and the states they picked were KY, TN, and I think NC. How stupid can you be? the real stuff is not that good. Maybe in some college towns but I have a bad feeling about this.
Don't get me wrong, x amount of protein in the future will be fake meat because the kids we are producing are that dumb (for some reason). But I will bet anything KFC fails with this. It is as if they they want it to fail. They should have gone Portland, SF, and NYC.,

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (n13/j)

462
Um, the Earth doesn't circle the Sun. Orbits are ellipses.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 01:59 PM (1ISKN)






Well, wooo hooo. Look at the big brain on sniffy.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (kw0bd)

463 The Senate can invite Trump if they want.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (r+sAi)

464 So great move KFC. LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (k4dH2)

Oh, thank the Lord!

Posted by: Chick-Fil-A at January 30, 2020 02:08 PM (IttZ7)

465 >>Didn't Barky the Jug-Earred Dog Eater have one that
was a member of NAMBLA?

Ken Jennings, I think?Or Kevin.One is the Jeopardy champ.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (bDqIh)

466 Didn't Barky the Jug-Earred Dog Eater have one that
was a member of NAMBLA? Lizzy, you're always good with recall. Who am I
thinking of?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (JoUsr)

I can't think of his name either. I believe he was School Safety Czar or some such shit.

Posted by: Jane D'oh


Jennings.

Posted by: Brother Cavil Tim at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (OUMaO)

467 If Adam Shit's spawn is dating the 'whistleblower'...how is that NOT revlevant?

------
Is that known or was that claim pulled from parody site? Does anyone present know?




Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:04 PM (5NMZN)

I think that was a joke.
=====
Well, chan's had a picture of them standing is Schiff's living room in front of the fireplace with their arms round taking a group photo. Looked like that Ciamerrella ? sp guy. And a girl with a very slender neck along with Schiff and his wife Eve.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (FmFjA)

468 >> I think i have performance anxiety.


Learn Cyrillic.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (BeXv9)

469 Can the Senate change the rules and remove John Roberts?

Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (q177U)

470 i hope it's true

Posted by: phoenixgirl at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (0O7c5)

471 There are online dick pills now so this should not be a hard problem to fix.

https://www.forhims.com/ space consultation/ed/select-state-step

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (JFO2v)

472
The Bidens' mounting problems have just begun; Giuliani will make sure it becomes an avalanche."--Posted by: Anonymous 7

========

Only if William Barr puts down the bagpipes and picks up Giuliani's trove of evidence.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (13CQC)

473 Secret accusations of 'impeachable' offenses. CJ Roberts had better be careful here because he has a lot of exposure for the FISA (or whatever other secret courts that he oversees).

Secret courts, secret accusers, secret allegations.

Go Rand!
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 30, 2020 01:27 PM (MIKMs)

Like many elites, Roberts lives in a beautiful bubble, safe from the slings and arrows of the deplorables.

Posted by: FloridaMan at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (BKt2c)

474 Yeah, that could be a " thing". If you have a steady partner, coming clean about it could help. Bet they would be sympathetic, dude.
Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (bCLt0)

Absolutely, she'd rather know that than think you weren't attracted to her. Also, we have ways of helping if we know.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (nRWPy)

475 Biden wants to go head to head with Trump

Biden knows Trump is into anal ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (rpxSz)

476
We know the perfect strategy for selling moar fried chicken! We'll have
drag queens fry it up behind the counter!! Ain't we geniuses???!!??

Posted by: KFC Marketing Dept: You're Welcome America! at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (L2ZTs)

Don't forget the face tats, sleeve tats, and facefull of tackle box lures.

Posted by: Count de Monet, 4 stents at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (q1Pj5)

477 450
Really, shouldn't presidents be approved an Official Board of Trannies
before they take office? Just like in every other civilized nation.


Posted by: Ripley at January 30, 2020 02:07 PM (MxEKc)

Trannies have been selecting what gear to use in the vehicles we are driving in, so this is just a natural progression.
-- Every progressive out there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (N39Ws)

478 436 I am asking a specific process based question. What are the rules for the hearing and what is the citation thereto? Because I see much discussion about this or that being against the rules or outside the scope, but I see no discussion as to what those rules are.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

==========

Senate passed the rules. Gotta refer to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (q80AH)

479 even if i'm driving in the car and "on my own" there's no problem, but when i'm with someone.......it's iffy.

That's what imagination is for... LOL
Posted by: It's me donna at January 30, 2020 02:05 PM (6XlcD)


with the right girl, just tell them
they'll take care of it

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (vEIlU)

480 Yeah, Kevin Jennings was Barry's Safe Schools Czar. Another gift to us from Harvard.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (ptqGC)

481 CDM, LOL

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (L2ZTs)

482 468 >> I think i have performance anxiety.


Learn Cyrillic.
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (BeXv9)

I always just try to solve integrals.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 30, 2020 02:11 PM (RD7QR)

483 Trump should hold give his SOTU at the Houston Texans stadium and invite all the deplorables to join him. And he should give out free Popcorn and ice cream. Two scoops each.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2020 02:11 PM (DzII8)

484 >>if she's elected
President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and
approved by a young trans person.'

Boomers
Generation X
Generation Y

Millenials
Generation Tranny Khmer Rouge

Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 02:11 PM (u4/yY)

485 "452 >"We'll see how long CNN can avoid covering the breaking story of the
Ukrainian former prosecutor's criminal complaint against Joe Biden filed
in that country's National Bureau of Investigation.

The Bidens' mounting problems have just begun; Giuliani will make sure it becomes an avalanche."--Posted by: Anonymous 7

>>" So Le Crises in France has Viktor Shokin naming Joe Biden as a blackmailer in his criminal complaint".

I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention."

Agreed. I never thought he would be nominated. Apparently the Democrats, naked and exposed without an effective media cordon any longer, didn't realize it if this impeachment shitshow is any indication.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:11 PM (puu6v)

486 with the right girl, just tell them

Women continually underestimate the damage to a man's ego and self___ from performance failure.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:11 PM (KZzsI)

487 I still can't get over Elizabeth Warren saying if she's elected President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by a young trans person.'

https://tinyurl.com/sclctnh

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 01:36 PM (wiXsO)

Diagnosis: Nucking Futs

Posted by: Archer at January 30, 2020 01:47 PM (gmo/4)


Diagnosis: desperate. She's faded, and she knows it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

488 >>Learn Cyrillic.

Vandersexxx safe word!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (bDqIh)

489
I wonder what ace is cooking today. Some sort of casserole?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (13CQC)

490 >> I think i have performance anxiety.


Stare at a lit candle for 20 minutes. In a quiet room. Stare at it until you have no thoughts at all.
Watch it closely.
Notice how it dances and reacts to your every breath and every movement.

Then, go.

And be the flame.

Posted by: A Lesbian once told me... at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (BeXv9)

491 Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (1ISKN)

We have a guild for Morons if you'd like to join. Also a Discord channel. Inspector Cussword, V the K, Brother Cavil (Tim now?) and I are on pretty regularly if you want to do a group run or just chat a bit while harvesting. I'm @Polliwogette there if you want to mail me for an invite.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (uquGJ)

492 I think that was a joke.

=====

Well, chan's had a picture of them standing is Schiff's living room
in front of the fireplace with their arms round taking a group photo.
Looked like that Ciamerrella ? sp guy. And a girl with a very slender
neck along with Schiff and his wife Eve.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (FmFjA)

I actually don't know what this guy looks like, so there is a very high probability I could be talking our of my ass.

Apparently I'm learning how to do this through osmosis by listening to dipShiff.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (ufFY8)

493

Hillary Clinton has now twice snubbed a process server attempting to deliver the defamation lawsuit filed against her by Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard, according to Gabbard's attorney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (aKsyK)

494 >>483
Trump should hold give his SOTU at the Houston Texans stadium and
invite all the deplorables to join him. And he should give out free
Popcorn and ice cream. Two scoops each. Posted by: Czech Chick at January 30, 2020 02:11 PM (DzII

Trump should arrange to have the Houston Texans stadium filled with chili that has cumin in it.

And he should make Mexico pay for it.

Posted by: Zod at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (ZS9TG)

495 I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention.

I think Biden's streak of not winning a single delegate in his entire life remains intact.

Posted by: SaveFarris at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (+N4N4)

496 I just read that Pelosi cancelled the SOTU. Wut??
=====
Of course she did.

He's going to stand up there and talk for an HOUR about ALL the WINNING! He's going to turn around and look at her smugly.

And she's going to do the baby shark clap.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (ocOds)

497 Can the Senate change the rules and remove John Roberts?

Posted by: Max Power at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (q177U)

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If they can get an amendment to the Constitution approved or impeach and try Roberts in the interim.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (5NMZN)

498 Julie Kelly raises an excellent point, to wit, why did Roberts not recuse himself? He personally oversees the FISA court that is an accessory to the crimes IG Horowitz detailed. He absolutely should not be in this seat.

Moreover, as Kelly also says, he should be compelled by the Senate to explain his unbelievable anti-Constitutional censorship of a Senator. This really cannot stand, and needs to be dealt with as soon as possible.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (NVYyb)

499 Basically it's LOL You're Fucked!
Posted by: Count de Monet
----------

Though, not literally.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (CDGwz)

500
Also, we have ways of helping if we know.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (nRWPy)







Go on....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (kw0bd)

501 313 Boss, it doesn't say "Skip". It says "skip to".
Posted by: creeper at January 30, 2020 01:52 PM (XxJt1)

343 Ace, I'm late to the thread, here, but these are two different statements:

1) (ABC) That would allow him to *skip to* the final stages of the trial, the sources said.

*skip to*

2) ABC, that wouldn't be "*skipping* the final stages of the trial"

*skipping*--not *skipping to*
Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 01:55 PM (M5wRT)

Fist bump.

Posted by: m at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (M5wRT)

502 and the states they picked were KY, TN, and I think NC. How stupid can you be?
___________________

Yeah, Tim Horton's couldn't get woke, soi-boy Canadians and Yankees to eat that veggie fake meat shit, but burly Scots-Irish Americans, many of whom shoot their own meat, are gonna want it? Talk about not knowing your customers . . . .

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (k4dH2)

503

trying to smear Barr now

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (vEIlU)

504 I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention.

I've been saying for months now he doesn't make it to Super Tuesday. The man has been a disaster every time he's run for president.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)

505 >>I always just try to solve integrals.


"Carry the O N E !!!!"

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (BeXv9)

506 Boomers
Generation X
Generation Y

Millenials
Generation Tranny Khmer Rouge


Yep.

Shining Path Democrats.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (YqDXo)

507 493




Hillary Clinton has now twice snubbed a process server attempting to
deliver the defamation lawsuit filed against her by Democratic
presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard, according to Gabbard's attorney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (aKsyK)

This is freaking hilarious.
Our MFM *should* be all over this crap.
And it would be awesome if a process server came up to her during some live interview with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (ufFY8)

508 Senate passed the rules. Gotta refer to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (q80AH)



Thank you.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

509 Biden is Dead Candidate Walking

Where does the black vote go?

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (knpTe)

510 I have the votes, bitches.
https://tinyurl.com/sel9fj4

Posted by: Gunslinger at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (R2gO3)

511 Trump should hold give his SOTU at the Houston Texans stadium and invite all the deplorables to join him. And he should give out free Popcorn and ice cream. Two scoops each.

--

Speak directly to the people without all of the pointless grandstanding Congress animals sitting on their hands.

I like this idea! Actually, if Pelosi did cancel SOTU, likely because she isn't getting her Peachmints and she's angry, it's all the better. Honestly, her extending the invite the way she did made me leery to begin with. Like she had some kind of trap set to embarrass him.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (JoUsr)

512
Please provide a cite to the rules in question. Again, that is NOT SNARK.



Cases in the Federal courts operate under the Federal Rules of Civil
or Criminal Procedure as relevant along with the Federal Rules of
Evidence.



I am asking a specific process based question. What are the rules
for the hearing and what is the citation thereto? Because I see much
discussion about this or that being against the rules or outside the
scope, but I see no discussion as to what those rules are.





Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:06 PM (mf5HN)

I'd love to know! But as I understand small-c constitutions, the rules are what the Democrats say they are, except where the Republican Senators feel they have the majority support to override them. The party of permanent gov't power is the Democrats, as this whole farce demonstrates. We play by their rules, until we make them.


Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (Eg9+v)

513 Not sure what the issue is but I have never heard that waxing the bat as you were driving to a date was the way to fix anything.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (HALdu)

514 Cracking jokes is obstruction of justice.

Posted by: Humorless Democrat Scold at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (CDGwz)

515 >>Boomers
Generation X
Generation Y

Millenials
Generation Tranny Khmer Rouge


Heh. Gen Z also includes some seriously conservative kids. Brought op on 24x7 PC indoctrination and they are rebelling BIGLY.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (bDqIh)

516 504 I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention.

I've been saying for months now he doesn't make it to Super Tuesday. The man has been a disaster every time he's run for president.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (KZzsI)


"Go on." - Hillary Clinton

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (YqDXo)

517 actually don't know what this guy looks like, so there is a very high probability I could be talking our of my ass.

Apparently I'm learning how to do this through osmosis by listening to dipShiff.
=====
Honestly. I can't believe I'm saying this.

There's some useful stuff popping up on twitter.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (LKEyy)

518 There are excellent dietary additions that will help with erectile issues. Nitric oxide is essential for circulatory effectiveness. Some foods are excellent sources.

Posted by: tubal at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (bCLt0)

519 Diagnosis: desperate. She's faded, and she knows it.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (YqDXo)

Fourth place in latest IA poll, I heard. Desperate and grasping at anything to stop the free fall.

It is glorious to watch. Next platform, Make Gulags Great Again, to siphon some Bernie support.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (1CjJc)

520 I'm sitting here gobsmacked that Schiff would even have any offspring.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (ptqGC)

521 If you get a handjob from a deaf girl that signs, does it count as a BJ?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (jsWA8)

522 Boner, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark, shark

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (M+Lyo)

523
Honestly, chicken-fried chemically altered vegetable protein flavored to taste vaguely like chicken.

sounds awful.

But, you go with that KFC.

I predict it disappears from the menu in less than a year..

Unless, the illegal alien vegetarian population from India is much bigger than we think it is.

Could be a success then.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (T+nBE)

524 Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (k4dH2)

Maybe the goal was to guarantee the idea failed?

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (uquGJ)

525 Really, shouldn't presidents be approved an Official Board of Trannies before they take office? Just like in every other civilized nation.

-
Speaking of trannies, I heard a rumor that Bruce Jenner is engaged. Xis future in-laws must be so proud.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (+y/Ru)

526 >> Thanks for the Viagra response, but I think i have performance anxiety.

It will work on that as well.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (dmYb7)

527 Hillary Clinton has now twice snubbed a process server attempting to deliver the defamation lawsuit filed against her by Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard, according to Gabbard's attorney.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (aKsyK)
-----
Disguise it as a bottle of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (jW9oF)

528 495 I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention.

I think Biden's streak of not winning a single delegate in his entire life remains intact.
Posted by: SaveFarris at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (+N4N4)

=========

He'll win delegates in SC, but he'll get wiped out on Super Tuesday.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (q80AH)

529 Yeah, my hair's relatively nice and previous girlfriends liked it, but...yeesh.

I mean, what do you say, except -

"Well, thanks. But, I didn't do anything. It just grew that way."


I think it must be a reaction to the popularity of guys shaving their heads.

****************
The appropriate response, and the way to keep the conversation going, has always been to complement the lady back, something like "nice rack" usually works depending on the situation.

#hordeknowledge

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (9p0cQ)

530 That Val gal must be a white supremicist.
Look at her outfit.



Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (ufFY8)

531 Was going to say BDKH but it is awkward when you have to differentiate by adding in a fifth initial

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (HALdu)

532 Like how Michael waited for Mom to die before he whacked Fredo, Trump will wait until after the election to whack Schiff. "He will pay a price"

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (knpTe)

533 Are the Dems trying to make Val Demings a star??

They are so transparent.

A prediction-- if the media starts talking about how "impressive" she is , or 'how well she presented herself", that means they've already had discussions about her future.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (CqE5x)

534
Le Crises in France has Viktor Shokin naming Joe Biden as a blackmailer in his criminal complaint".

I don't think Biden makes it to the Democrat convention."

=========

Huh. So Shokin had the case going before Biden's "six hour" threat?

The only reason I think Biden *might* not make it to the convention is that Bernie is a better hypnotist. It'll be hilarious if he gets the nom.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (13CQC)

535 Women continually underestimate the damage to a man's ego and self___ from performance failure.



Sure. Women don't get this very well because our orgasms are hit and miss depending on a crapton of factors. See some dust around the light? Kid cries out in their sleep? So we get it, not judgy.

Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (nRWPy)

536 So Roberts just confirmed the whistleblower is either Misko or Ciaramella?

Posted by: BignJames at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (X/Pw5)

537 508 Senate passed the rules. Gotta refer to them.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (q80AH)


Thank you.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (mf5HN)

=========

Now, let me tell you of the wonders of the film Prometheus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (q80AH)

538 So they're grooming this idiot for the GA Senate


def fits the mold

Posted by: REDACTED at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (rpxSz)

539 And he should make Mexico pay for it.
________________

As somebody pointed out the other day, Mexico is now stopping the illegal alien "caravans" coming up from south and central America to invade the U.S., and guess who is paying for that? The same Mexicans who said they'd never pay for the wall. LOL.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (k4dH2)

540 Hey everybody.

Big story making the rounds at FB: KFC is gonna sell "Beyond Meat" fried "chicken" in their southern stores.

As if southern people haven't been insulted ENOUGH...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 30, 2020 02:02 PM (L2ZTs)

Bojangles and Popeye's both approve of this plan.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (L518u)

541 Julie Kelly raises an excellent point, to wit, why did Roberts not recuse himself? He personally oversees the FISA court that is an accessory to the crimes IG Horowitz detailed. He absolutely should not be in this seat.

Moreover, as Kelly also says, he should be compelled by the Senate to explain his unbelievable anti-Constitutional censorship of a Senator. This really cannot stand, and needs to be dealt with as soon as possible.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (NVYyb)


If there is a way to remove him and Trump replace him, this would be a miracle.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (vEIlU)

542

McConnell will do something stupid, like adjourn Friday, and schedule the vote for Monday.

That'll give the Fake News and Democrats all weekend to scheme.

Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (7MK/T)

543
And it would be awesome if a process server came up to her during some live interview with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (ufFY






Walks up and saps her with the rolled up subpoena live on-camera.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (kw0bd)

544 >> And he should make Mexico pay for it.


The Viagra?

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (BeXv9)

545 What are the rules
for the hearing and what is the citation thereto?
=====
I don't think we really know.

That is to say, no one except the insiders know. It wasn't published and they simply slide over it by saying the usual rules will apply from the last impeachment. Except there are some unusual issues for this one . . . so, no idea.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (HD17p)

546 493 Hillary Clinton has now twice snubbed a process server attempting to deliver the defamation lawsuit filed against her by Democratic presidential candidate Tulsi Gabbard, according to Gabbard's attorney.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 30, 2020 02:12 PM (aKsyK)

This is freaking hilarious.
Our MFM *should* be all over this crap.
And it would be awesome if a process server came up to her during some live interview with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (ufFY


The SNL skit writes itself. (e.g., Hillary surreptitiously drawing back the curtain to see if the coast is clear.)

They'll never do it, of course, but the whole thing is hilarious on its face.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (YqDXo)

547 Does Viagra make you , ahem, "bigger?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)

548 Trump should end his SOTU with, "With my re-election in 2020, we will begin settling all family business. God bless America."


I'd die.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (ptqGC)

549
Senate passed the rules. Gotta refer to them.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:10 PM (q80AH)

Afaik, they gave Roberts the responsibility to oversee the questioning. Doesn't that assign him the prerogative to censor? I'm not saying I agree with his choices, but to say that the Senate shouldn't let him do this is sort of a tautology - they are already letting him do this.

Got a link to the rules?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (Eg9+v)

550 Demmings is shouty

Posted by: Count de Monet, There are 4 stents! at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (q1Pj5)

551 Now, let me tell you of the wonders of the film Prometheus.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (q80AH)



Even I have standards.

I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING, HORDE.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (mf5HN)

552 Women continually underestimate the damage to a man's ego and self___ from performance failure.



Sure. Women don't get this very well because our orgasms are hit and miss depending on a crapton of factors. See some dust around the light? Kid cries out in their sleep? So we get it, not judgy.
Posted by: dagny, first of her name at January




This is going entirely down the wrong road, the road that gets you to the guy and the girl having a good cry together and hugging it out.

Posted by: not so at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (HALdu)

553 Nood - Ms. Hekawi is a true leader.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (ExV1e)

554 McConnell will do something stupid, like adjourn Friday, and schedule the vote for Monday.

That'll give the Fake News and Democrats all weekend to scheme.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (7MK/T)
-------

Naw, he's going to get this done on Friday night even it takes until 2 in the morning.

Posted by: WisRich at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (G0vdT)

555 Yeah, my hair's relatively nice and previous girlfriends liked it, but...yeesh.

I mean, what do you say, except -

"Well, thanks. But, I didn't do anything. It just grew that way."


Tucker?

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (vEIlU)

556 I still think Elizabeth Warren is going to end up the last one standing in the end. Which will be very awkward and undesirable for the Dems.

So we get it, not judgy.

See, that's the problem. You're equating it with "cant cum" rather than "total failure of manhood and complete lack of virility central to my concept of self worth." Women don't get this. Its akin to, I dunno, failure to conceive or something along those lines.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (KZzsI)

557 And he should make Mexico pay for it.


The Viagra?
Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:16 PM (BeXv9)


Jumpin Beans !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (M+Lyo)

558 So Roberts just confirmed the whistleblower is either Misko or Ciaramella?
Posted by: BignJames
--------

Unpossible. No one knows who the 'whistleblower' is.

Posted by: Humorless Democrat Scold at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (CDGwz)

559 >> Does Viagra make you , ahem, "bigger?"

Yes.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (dmYb7)

560 The appropriate response, and the way to keep the
conversation going, has always been to complement the lady back,
something like "nice rack" usually works depending on the situation.



#hordeknowledge

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 30, 2020 02:15 PM (9p0cQ)

I thought it was, while cupping lovingly, "Nice Hooters! Honk. Honk."

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (1CjJc)

561 Diagnosis: desperate. She's faded, and she knows it.

It still impresses me that the Democrats routinely try to nominate craven crooks.

Hillary - felon.

Biden - probably criminal, certainly unethical.

Fauxcahontas - the name says it all, she'd be a partner in a small firm in the Midwest had she not lied her way through the affirmative-action world.

When a late-septuagenarian Commie who's one heartbeat from coffee with Lenin is as ethical as you've got, it's embarrassing that anyone in this country takes them seriously.

Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:18 PM (8erNz)

562



"President her Education Secretary would have to be interviewed and approved by a young trans person."

Got to get those young boys when they are young and not understanding how these adults will completely fuck them over for life.

They are always going after the kids...

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (0tFNp)

563 "498 Julie Kelly raises an excellent point, to wit, why did Roberts not recuse himself? He personally oversees the FISA court that is an accessory to the crimes IG Horowitz detailed. He absolutely should not be in this seat.

Moreover, as Kelly also says, he should be compelled by the Senate to explain his unbelievable anti-Constitutional censorship of a Senator. This really cannot stand, and needs to be dealt with as soon as possible."

Kelly made a brilliant point there.

We are getting a good feel for why the FISA court is such a sewer of police state-style corruption.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (puu6v)

564 Shining Path Democrats.
-------
Espíritus Negros and Fuerza Delta have the cure for Shining Path.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (5NMZN)

565 Does Viagra make you , ahem, "bigger?"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)


105% of maximum is possible, but not recommended

Posted by: Count de Monet, There are 4 stents! at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (q1Pj5)

566 521
If you get a handjob from a deaf girl that signs, does it count as a BJ?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (jsWA

Can she produce a small amount of vacuum pressure using her hands?

Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (Eg9+v)

567 Cipollone is raging with righteous anger now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (ufFY8)

568 > Does Viagra make you , ahem, "bigger?"


It's swell.

Posted by: garrett at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (BeXv9)

569

NOOder

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (vEIlU)

570 looks like it is just in TN and NC. THey are not dumb enough to do that in KY. But really, unless I have missed some major news, KFC has been dead in the water in the USA for at least 20 years. All of their growth and their entire business is built on Asia.

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (n13/j)

571 Trump should hold give his SOTU at the Houston Texans stadium and invite all the deplorables to join him. And he should give out free Popcorn and ice cream. Two scoops each.

--

Speak directly to the people without all of the pointless grandstanding Congress animals sitting on their hands.

I like this idea! Actually, if Pelosi did cancel SOTU, likely because she isn't getting her Peachmints and she's angry, it's all the better. Honestly, her extending the invite the way she did made me leery to begin with. Like she had some kind of trap set to embarrass him.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (JoUsr)



Oh. I'm pretty sure the Dims planned something self-defeating that would make themselves look like childish turds unworthy of power, like

walking out during Trump SOTU speech

or turning their backs to his

or booing and talking during his speech

that kind of thing.


I like the stadium idea.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (T+nBE)

572
I'm sitting here gobsmacked that Schiff would even have any offspring.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 30, 2020 02:14 PM (ptqGC)







Amoeba in your digestive tract find that cellular mitosis is a wonderfully efficient method of reproduction.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 30, 2020 02:20 PM (kw0bd)

573 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 30, 2020 02:09 PM (13CQC)
*******
Still don't get that this is all Kabuki

Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (BqBId)

574
Speaking of trannies, I heard a rumor that Bruce Jenner is engaged.



To what, exactly?

Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (nfcV2)

575 https://tinyurl.com/s3v5egd

This is from Wapo so who knows. Its about the impeachment rules for this farce.

I guess I should've googled it.

Posted by: simplemind at January 30, 2020 02:21 PM (/mhk/)

576 "Dear Chief Justice Roberts: If I say 'Ciaramella' three times, does a whistleblower pop out of Representative Schiff's ass?"

Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (8erNz)

577 Time to end this Turtle.

Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free on my phone at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (DIyjE)

578 I really think that McConnell should allow a vote on the "whistle blower" only testifying outside of a vote for additional witnesses. On the basis that Trump gets to face his accuser.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 30, 2020 02:22 PM (r+sAi)

579 574
Speaking of trannies, I heard a rumor that Bruce Jenner is engaged.

To what, exactly?


I.

Do.

Not.

Want.

To.

Know.

Posted by: JEM at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (8erNz)

580 My personal voting strategy for 2020: If I have a choice between a Democrat and the Devil, I'll have to ask what Satan's done that's so bad lately?

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 30, 2020 02:23 PM (D9v9b)

581 FFS, the whistleblower got his hearsay story from someone else. Who? Had to be someone who heard the actual call

My bet is Vindman. How's that for bootstrapping an Impeachment

Vindman's identical twin brother is in charge of vetting Bolton's book ISYN. Obvious potential leaked

My pet theory is that there is no identical twin. Just one hard working mole

Posted by: Ignoramus at January 30, 2020 02:24 PM (knpTe)

582
Does Viagra make you , ahem, "bigger?"



Posted by: JoeF. at January 30, 2020 02:17 PM (CqE5x)


105% of maximum is possible, but not recommended


Posted by: Count de Monet, There are 4 stents! at January 30, 2020 02:19 PM (q1Pj5)

what is it!, where are we going?

Posted by: Quint at January 30, 2020 02:25 PM (n13/j)

583 This is freaking hilarious.
Our MFM *should* be all over this crap.
And it would be awesome if a process server came up to her during some live interview with her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 30, 2020 02:13 PM (ufFY

Tulsi should get Project Veritas to act as process servers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (LxWV7)

584 From The Daily Beast:
Dems Are Buying 'Tens of Millions' of Cellphone Numbers in Huge Voter Contact Push-

https://tinyurl.com/sjre8we

Posted by: redridinghood at January 30, 2020 02:29 PM (wiXsO)

585 It's an awesome thing to watch the main turrets of the USS BB-Senate slowly turn to train their guns on the US Judiciary. BTW, John Roberts has executive authority over the FISA courts, and the FISA courts have major problems at the moment.

Posted by: mrp at January 30, 2020 02:33 PM (Pqytn)

586 Jaws from the Bond films - also Marfan's

Nuhuh. Acromegaly.

And on the topic, Comey doesn't have the characteristic Marfan drooped eye shape...

Posted by: Gabby Johnson at January 30, 2020 02:34 PM (7s3Gx)

587 Ever since Roberts voted for Obama care, I just assumed that Obama had pictures of him being gang-banged by a whole troop of Girl Scouts wearing the Mandingo strap-on by Jenna Jameson Products.

Posted by: Otto von Grubner at January 30, 2020 02:35 PM (CcwO2)

588 Polliwog,

Do you play on the NA servers?

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (bGP4p)

589 Ah, just read about the discord and guild. I will give you a shout-out when I am next on.

Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 02:44 PM (bGP4p)

590 Posted by: David, Lt. Col. and decorated REMF at January 30, 2020 02:43 PM (bGP4p)

Yes. For PC/Mac.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 30, 2020 02:45 PM (uquGJ)

591 587,. Well that was disturbingly specific..

Posted by: Garbone at January 30, 2020 03:03 PM (wadXK)

592




NOOOD


Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 30, 2020 03:12 PM (7MK/T)

593 Something needs to be done about Roberts.
I'm pretty sure that he's the one that has refused since Scialla died to hear anymore 2a suits so as to clarify how far the 2a can be regulated.

Something Scialla made a point of but did not specify figuring he'd have a chance to do so in later hearings but that the states and courts have now used to justify any and all regulations even unto actual infringement.
Delenda Est Roberts

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 30, 2020 04:17 PM (AsOgd)

594 OK, I'm convinced.
There is no justifiable reason for SCJ Roberts to censor Sen Rand Paul's question.

Cleared hot. Fire for effect.

Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 30, 2020 05:15 PM (P+Ru9)

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