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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Hey, enjoy these stories or something else that trips your trigger this morning in this open thread. Just a couple of rules, no running with sharp objects, no pulling any 'ettes hair and for heaven's sake, don't pee in the pool. After all we don't swim in your toilette. Have a great weekend!!!
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 08:58 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 08:58 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 08:59 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 08:59 AM (VcFUs)
Getting nothing done would benefit us all.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2020 08:59 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Just wondering at February 01, 2020 09:00 AM (oad3/)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 09:00 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: None shall pass at February 01, 2020 09:01 AM (JdcHc)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:01 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:01 AM (MVjcR)
BREAKING: At a @BernieSanders rally in Iowa tonight, a leading Sanders' surrogate @RashidaTlaib led the crowd in booing @HillaryClinton.
video: https://tinyurl.com/ucooxlv
And, even better, are the comments. They are NOT pleased with Rashida.
Dems are a hot mess. Hahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:02 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:02 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: freaked at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (NVYyb)
The number of people commenting about "this will somehow be fixed" was hilarious.
I'm tempted to make one of the Kermit Tea memes using a picture of myself drinking from my Liberal Tears mug.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 01, 2020 09:04 AM (PHotS)
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 01, 2020 09:04 AM (jW9oF)
You'd think they would cover the biggest news story for their country over the last three or so years, but no. They want to talk about some guy gassing himself in Connecticut.
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 01, 2020 09:05 AM (Cke5j)
Sup?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (WEBkv)
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Howdy blake! Not much - just shivering on the deck with a cigar and a cup of coffee. Went to the farm for a couple of days and did some shooting. Great time. More on the gun thread tomorrow.
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:05 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 09:05 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Jewells45 at February 01, 2020 09:05 AM (dUJdY)
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I was sitting here thinking, "outside, shivering?"
Then I realized the key thing I missed: cigar.
Sounds like a great time and I look forward to the gun thread tomorrow!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 09:05 AM (7Fj9P)
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Me too. I have a nice email all ready to send to my idiot congressman
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Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (MVjcR)
The number of people commenting about "this will somehow be fixed" was hilarious.
I'm tempted to make one of the Kermit Tea memes using a picture of myself drinking from my Liberal Tears mug.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 01, 2020 09:04 AM (PHotS)
Did he cry when his British citizenship was cancelled by this EU monster?
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:02 AM (WEBkv)
*nods*
'ettes have shooty and stabby and sometimes flamey things.
>>> 17 My best shadenfreude of yesterday was a guy I know from the UK, lives in Florida, whining about how his citizenship in the EU was stripped from him.
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Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 01, 2020 09:04 AM (PHotS)
Should've told him: Move to France! Do we Muricans gotta 'splain everything to you guys?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (0ReGO)
Time to slip on outta here.
May be around later.
Be good.
Did I just say that? You'd think I was new or something.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (8VsQb)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (PUmDY)
Why is he living in Florida? I would think he'd be living in the glorious paradise of Europe! Portugal has nice warm weather and lovely beaches. Why is he in Florida?
Posted by: Puddleglum at February 01, 2020 09:08 AM (WBtPt)
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at February 01, 2020 09:08 AM (aIRv9)
BREAKING: At a @BernieSanders rally in Iowa tonight, a leading
Sanders' surrogate @RashidaTlaib led the crowd in booing
@HillaryClinton.
video: https://tinyurl.com/ucooxlv
And, even better, are the comments. They are NOT pleased with Rashida.
Dems are a hot mess. Hahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:02 AM (cF8AT)
A Dem civil war between the Clinton establishment types and the Sandernistas would be lovely. Although Comrade Bernie has shown himself to just be in it for the payoff. But AOC and the other young commies want their revolution and want the Clinton types out of the way
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 09:09 AM (BS1sR)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:09 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:10 AM (PUmDY)
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7954943
Apparently to be featured in a superbowl ad for "Quibi".
Whatever the hell "Quibi" is ... duckduckgo says:
"Quick bytes of captivating entertainment" ... some new video service ... for fat girls, I guess.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 01, 2020 09:10 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (NVYyb)
I want my MTV
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: IrishEi at February 01, 2020 08:54 AM (sGotD)
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I met her a few times too, because we used to hang out with a couple of her kids occasionally 29 or so years ago and she was always around them. Absolutely delightful woman. She had that rare quality of seeming totally focused during conversation (unlike so many people), and she has a really nice family. I confess I had no idea who she was at the time, and I've still not ever read any of her books but RIP and our best wishes to her family.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:11 AM (NVYyb)
Vote on Wednesday after the State of the Union.
Hmm, is Trump gonna troll the Senate at the SOTU BEFORE the vote?
Even he's not that much of an imprudent risk taker.
Posted by: Lurking Guy at February 01, 2020 09:11 AM (Rs1MW)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:11 AM (iTXRQ)
I read country music is dead; hell it's been dead for 10 years. -found an internet source for bluegrass heritage country music, and its different and very entertaining... I believe its on Sunday early morning, and throws in gospel as well.
I heard these new musicians referred to as NashVegas... worthless noise for sure.
Alright, time to hit the ground and do something great today. (like another cup of coffeve and watch the sun come on up and the birds getting frisky.)
Have a great day and play safe.
Posted by: LaRro at February 01, 2020 09:11 AM (10GNe)
Good u-turn on making Marines here. Was really interested in the rifle range sections. https://youtu.be/0-uC8kKD2bk
They were practicing dry-fire and mag swaps.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 09:12 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 09:13 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:13 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:14 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:10 AM (JFO2v)
"Our Shangri-La" and the rest of their joint album, Real Live Roadrunning. Plus a little Emmylou solo from Wrecking Ball (one of my favorite records ever).
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:14 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 09:14 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (NVYyb)
my local weather forecast:
Sunday- sunny, high of 71
Monday- snow, high 26
this is wrong
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:11 AM (iTXRQ)
Send in Greta She Wolf of Climate Change. She'll fix it
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (BS1sR)
Posted by: Jessica Yaniv at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (INonS)
Trying to register squeakyson for a summer program, registration for said program was supposed to open at 9am this morning, but the registration link isn't up yet. It is a limited size class, so first come, first served. Arg! Don't want to spend all morning refreshing the WPI website, especially since it is also squeakyson's birthday today. Too much to do to wait for some college administrators to do their job!
Posted by: squeakywheel at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (Cke5j)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (NVYyb)
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I'd go with "Ship of Fools", myself.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 09:17 AM (7Fj9P)
Six More Weeks, I've Had It Up To Here - a limerick
It's a fine Groundhog's Eve, and still
In Punx'tawney it's met with a chill
Every year brings
The same old things
They've pretty darn near had their Phil
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 09:17 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:18 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:18 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:18 AM (ONvIw)
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Alcoholic Harridan and Chinless Wonder. Great combo.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 01, 2020 09:19 AM (jW9oF)
can we snap their bras
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:13 AM (iTXRQ)
If they fall asleep it goes in the freezer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (JFO2v)
Cause this is the where the money is, of course.
I used to like this guy a lot, pretty compassionate guy. But this has shown that he has a very elitist attitude.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (PHotS)
Likewise with what they did to Roger Stone.
If we were able to propagandize with half their effectiveness and persistence and keep these stories alive, they'd be in trouble in ways they never are.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:13 AM
A careful assessment of their contents' sea state (i.e. calmness) is recommended before initiation of that maneuver.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (DMUuz)
I read on Insty that President Xi removed Catholic statues in churches and replaced them with his portrait. Then the plague struck. Scary
Posted by: Jmel at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (OeWgo)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (6eEQ+)
What was funny was that not only was this not "news", it wasn't even opinion. This was pure Grief Counseling for the True Believers, telling them "oh no we really won! we did! we did!!!"
also all the faces of the Dem Senators yesterday - that alone lets me know they don't have any last minute surprises. They got nothing left, and they know it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (V2Yro)
from Feb 2 to Mar 20 (1st day of spring) is 47 days, or 6.71 weeks.
So it's ALWAYS '6 more weeks of winter'
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:22 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 09:09 AM (BS1sR)
Yep. Milwaukee better stock up on water for the fires.
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:22 AM (cF8AT)
Frost on the lawn but sunshine and blue skies and warmer day today, they say. I'll take it.
HAPPY NEW MONTH!
It's short. Let's make the most of it.
Posted by: mindful webworker - leaping for leap year at February 01, 2020 09:22 AM (tHAoL)
they are all dead now but it was a grave error
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 09:23 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Tom Servo
they're down to stomping their feet and crying 'gimme it! GIMME IT!"
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:23 AM (iTXRQ)
The dog seemed to enjoy it. Maybe it's a real move that dog people know?
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 09:24 AM (Ry8mf)
Dems are a hot mess. Hahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:02 AM (cF8AT)
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Chickens roosting etc etc.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:24 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:24 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (NVYyb)
Good. I don't trust the honor system.
Interestingly, the Stealthjeff twitterati has decided this was a bioweapon gone wrong.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:24 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 09:25 AM (NWiLs)
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HAHAHAHAHA they are soooo butthurt
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 01, 2020 09:25 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (6eEQ+)
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The taste was nothing that couldn't be cured through tossing down the drain and brewing a real cup of coffee.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:25 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:25 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (V2Yro)
If ever I feel blue I watch complications of election night, when it was going to be "an early night". Lol. Can't wait to see the wailing when Two Scoops is reelected. Epic. And good morning you guys.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:26 AM (hmgiv)
Let's get on board a giant floating hotel for a few weeks with nine thousand other people.
What could go wrong?
Posted by: mindful webworker - no! bad idea! bad! at February 01, 2020 09:26 AM (tHAoL)
video: https://tinyurl.com/ucooxlv
And, even better, are the comments. They are NOT pleased with Rashida.
Dems are a hot mess. Hahahaha!
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:02 AM (cF8AT)
that's the kind of thing that makes me want to create a liberal persona and concern troll the shit out of them. They piss me off too much, I couldn't keep it up, but damn it would be fun!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:26 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:18 AM (PUmDY)
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I was waiting for that...
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:26 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:27 AM (NVYyb)
You'd think they would cover the biggest news story for their country over the last three or so years, but no. They want to talk about some guy gassing himself in Connecticut.
__________________
Yeah, it's weird how they obsessively cover some local crime stories. They've had lots of headlines about the Dulos guy, a womanizer who apparently murdered his wife during a nasty divorce/custody battle. A few months back they were obsessively covering that Chris Watts guy in Colorado, another husband who murdered his wife (and kids) because he had a chick on the side and the family was in the way. They've also given a lot of space to that weird rodeo dude who beat his CO baby-mama to death with a baseball bat because he wanted sole custody of their kid, and he had another girlfriend.
So if you've got a U.S. story about a philandering white guy who kills his woman because of some kind of domestic issue and then hides the body, you're pretty much guaranteed daily headline coverage in the DM!
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2020 09:27 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:27 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:27 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:28 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (6eEQ+)
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None of the diners in this fine restaurant noticed the difference.
Posted by: The Folger's Voiceover Guy at February 01, 2020 09:28 AM (XVuno)
from Feb 2 to Mar 20 (1st day of spring) is 47 days, or 6.71 weeks.
So it's ALWAYS '6 more weeks of winter'
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 09:22 AM (iTXRQ)
In Texas, our daffodils are always blooming by March 1.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:29 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:28 AM (hmgiv)
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"Complications" worked.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 01, 2020 09:29 AM (jW9oF)
Good. I don't trust the honor system.
Interestingly, the Stealthjeff twitterati has decided this was a bioweapon gone wrong.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:24 AM (ONvIw)
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For good reason
https://tinyurl.com/smdl2ow
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:30 AM (NVYyb)
I see the MFM is now shifting to Republicans blocked witnesses (the devils!!!) to not allow the trial to continue DESPITE the bombshell from Bolton's book that proves everything!!!! So now we move to the coverup phase of the MFM hysteria
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 09:30 AM (BS1sR)
https://tinyurl.com/umcs4nn
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 07:39 AM (JFO2v)
Excellent supercut.
What do we expect to be the last thing that John Roberts says when he gavels out the trial (if he gavels out the trial)? Because if he says, for example, "Acquitted," then these Dem statements--where Pelosi says, "He will not be acquitted," for example--are a huge gift to PDT's reelection people.
Posted by: m at February 01, 2020 09:31 AM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 09:31 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 01, 2020 09:20 AM (H8QX
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My theory on this question is that leftists are devoted to the state itself as the major instrumentality in their lives, and therefore devote their major energies to it.
Conservatives devote their major energies and attention elsewhere.
Also, its all about the lucre.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:32 AM (EZebt)
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Does anyone even listen to those corrupt jackasses anymore?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2020 09:32 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2020 09:27 AM (k4dH2)
I suspect this is all because they've just gone back to their true Prime Directive - If it Bleeds, it Leads!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:32 AM (V2Yro)
https://tinyurl.com/smdl2ow
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:30 AM (NVYyb)
Yup Soupy Snyderman as she was called in the Princeton Area. FWIW the soup at Brothers Moon was not all that great. I was happy when she got called out
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:34 AM (ONvIw)
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Hilariously, I see Jenn Rubin commenting in that timeline composed solely of Democrats and condemning criticism of Hillary.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:34 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: The Folger's Voiceover Guy at February 01, 2020 09:28 AM (XVuno)
What?! You son of a bitch. You no good, damned, son of a BITCH!!
Posted by: zombie Chris Farley at February 01, 2020 09:34 AM (DTX3h)
https://tinyurl.com/smdl2ow
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:30 AM (NVYyb)
Yup Soupy Snyderman as she was called in the Princeton Area. FWIW the soup at Brothers Moon was not all that great. I was happy when she got called out
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:34 AM (ONvIw)
Peasant Grill, rather. I know she's a regular at the former, or was.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (NWiLs)
Conservatives devote their major energies and attention elsewhere.
Also, its all about the lucre.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:32 AM (EZebt)
I'll go even farther and say that in large part, the Leftists are the true Fundy's today, except that they have transferred 100% of the fervent religious drive over to Politics. They proselytize, they preach, they impose dietary restrictions, they demand special holy words be said, they have their own Scripture - it's a Religion to them. And Government is their god. They pray to it, they worship it, they serve it.
And there is no greater outrage and insult to them than to see a HERETIC!!! sitting in the Holy Seat of Authority. He truly is their antichrist.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (V2Yro)
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) explodes at the @DNC just now at a Bernie rally in Clive, Iowa: "The DNC will not allow Cory Booker on that stage, will not allow Julian Castro … but they're going to allow Mike Bloomberg because HE HAS A BILLION F*CKING DOLLARS?!"
Video: https://tinyurl.com/srbyons
I'm tellin' ya....Hot.Mess.
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:37 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at February 01, 2020 09:37 AM (86+GM)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:38 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 01, 2020 09:38 AM (BqBId)
just be glad lebron stepped up to take charge of kobe's memory.
Posted by: mjc at February 01, 2020 09:38 AM (Pg+x7)
YOU BEEN HERE SEVEN HOUR! YOU GO NOW!
(I KNOW that I can't be the first one to come up with that today.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - nom nom nom BELCH nom nom nom nom nom I SUE YOU at February 01, 2020 09:38 AM (tHAoL)
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
LOL - the best part of that is Michael Moore is exactly right!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:39 AM (V2Yro)
I was quizzical because his name ends in --Stein, and made a comment. This caused wife to poke around and check a couple of things, and sure enough, guess what, this guy's family has 'only' lived in Great Britain since the 1930's, and had "reasons" for leaving Austria. But he has an EU right-of-return there.
You have to just wish him the very best, bless his heart.
I wonder if he will call us if any trouble pops up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 09:39 AM (oRpiG)
I'm tellin' ya....Hot.Mess.
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
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Oh, that's a good one. Love that video.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:39 AM (NVYyb)
Absolutely love it.
No coffee made from coffee beans crapped by cats even comes close.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2020 09:40 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:38 AM (ONvIw)
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Remember that stupid effing nurse who violated her quarantine?
I really despise leftists. They truly think any sort of rules, even ones pertaining to public health, don't apply to them.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:40 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:41 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:01 AM (MVjcR)
It was coffee or shooting this morning...and coffee won.
I can't shoot worth a damn after a cup of coffee. Can anyone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:41 AM (dLLD6)
https://tinyurl.com/smdl2ow
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:30 AM (NVYyb)
Yup Soupy Snyderman as she was called in the Princeton Area. FWIW the soup at Brothers Moon was not all that great. I was happy when she got called out
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:34 AM (ONvIw)
Their bat soup is to die for.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 09:42 AM (NWiLs)
so no reprisals
it's basically the same reason Mutt didn't stay in MA and run for the Senate from there
cause he a chicken shit
always was and always will be
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 09:42 AM (rpxSz)
2. tomorrow will be a rare palindromic date: 02/02/2020.
it's a palindrome both in the american way (month/day/year) as well as the rest of the world (day/month/year). apparently that hasn't happened in about 900 years. (i read that somewhere).
Posted by: mjc at February 01, 2020 09:42 AM (Pg+x7)
Pierre Delecto was already scheduled to perform a fan dance before the Dims' Senate Caucus the same weekend as CPAC, so no could do.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:43 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:41 AM (dLLD6)
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In my case, I've discovered that being able to open my eyes vastly improves my ability to shoot.
Hence, coffee in the morning before shooting.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:43 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:41 AM (dLLD6)
Don't know
so far, no ones been stupid enuff to try me
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 09:44 AM (rpxSz)
You have to just wish him the very best, bless his heart.
I wonder if he will call us if any trouble pops up.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 09:39 AM (oRpiG)
Indeed he will. For whatever reason, all this open border, citizen of the world shit is very appealing to most of us Jews. My former congregation had the "sin of closed borders" read out as part of the communal confession on Yom Kippur. My husband's family lived here since the 1890s, but a couple of his cousins still consider themselves displaced Europeans. My family, on the other hand says "If Europe was so great, we would have stayed, God Bless America"
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:43 AM (pNxlR)
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He's just lucky that the Backstabbing Quisling Steaming Piece of Shit Convention is in March this year.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at February 01, 2020 09:45 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Not too badly, but not as well as without coffee. It makes it more difficult to control my breathing and sync up with the pulse rate.
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 09:45 AM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 09:39 AM (oRpiG)
I was in London during Christmas 2018, and at a business dinner (my wife's), Brexit came up. The oh-so-sophisticated at the table decried the ignorance of the voters and how they just didn't understand.
Except for one of them. He said simply: "I don't like being told what to do by strangers."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:45 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:45 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at February 01, 2020 09:46 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:41 AM (dLLD6)
*raises hand*
To be fair, it takes huge amounts of coffee to make me jittery. I used to drink upwards of a pot a day, so I have a fairly high tolerance for caffeine.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 09:47 AM (NWiLs)
Except for one of them. He said simply: "I don't like being told what to do by strangers."
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:45 AM (dLLD6)
Exactly. And a confederation of different nations with different languages, customs, and histories does end up being made up of "strangers".
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:47 AM (ONvIw)
Yeah, "mechanical failure." Go with that. Generally speaking, I always blame the programmers; it's rarely the hardware, and if it is hardware, usually it's that somebody installed it wrong.
...The winery said it worked with a third-party contractor to pump wine out of the river....
Yeah, that'll work.
Just bus in a bunch of wine moms with plastic straws.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a nice Chardonnay goes best with fish at February 01, 2020 09:47 AM (tHAoL)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (NVYyb)
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I'd go with "Ship of Fools", myself.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 01, 2020 09:16 AM (jW9oF)
Pequod.
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 01, 2020 09:48 AM (y7DUB)
Dims' Senate Caucus the same weekend as CPAC, so no could do.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:43 AM (pNxlR)
What a turncoat POS he is. The assclown was labeled Hitler and every other name during the 2012 election and he still goes to the left on his knees
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 09:49 AM (BS1sR)
and it goes to show how big Football is in East Texas - San Francisco running back Jeffrey Wilson, Jr., is from a little town about an hour south of here. In every super bowl ever played, there's always a couple e.t. players.
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:49 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:49 AM (WEBkv)
Posted by: no good deed at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:45 AM (dLLD6)
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After it talked I was talking to a Brit who was rather stunned that it passed and wasn't sure how she felt about it. I said I thought it was wonderful, and she asked me why. I said, I think just about every American would agree that it's better to be independent. And we had to fight a war to achieve it.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (tVDnh)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at February 01, 2020 09:24 AM (WEBkv)
Romney is the walking dead. Collins too.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: Captain Hate at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (y7DUB)
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) explodes at the @DNC just now at a Bernie rally in Clive, Iowa: "The DNC will not allow Cory Booker on that stage, will not allow Julian Castro ... but they're going to allow Mike Bloomberg because HE HAS A BILLION F*CKING DOLLARS?!"
You're only on the stage, Michael, because you have a billion f*cking pounds.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: no good deed at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (MmFTx)
Morning. Lazy day here too. Covfefe, reading, ukulele. Nada mas...oh nap too. Yeah baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
LOL - the best part of that is Michael Moore is exactly right!
Posted by: Tom Servo at February 01, 2020 09:39 AM (V2Yro)
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I had a good laugh the libs outrage because its over the top and, like you said, true!
Posted by: WisRich at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (OAlmw)
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (tVDnh)
Yep. If I was British, I'd hate the idea of France or Germany calling the shots.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: no good deed at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (MmFTx)
Budweiser SB commercial
"Typical Americans"
https://tinyurl.com/ungjdbu
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:40 AM (cF8AT)
Ughhh
Why do these ads never fell like they are building bridges and more often just scolding one group?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (9dzlp)
TRADITION!!!!
Posted by: Tevye at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (V2Yro)
140 I have watched that video of Schumer shushing Kamala giggling behind him about 20 times. Priceless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (EZebt)
She is that little girl ...
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: naturalfake - Elder Stateman at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: no good deed at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (MmFTx)
Morning. Lazy day here too. Covfefe, reading, ukulele. Nada mas...oh nap too. Yeah baby.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (hmgiv)
2 out of 3 aint bad
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ummmmmmmm.....No.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (EZebt)
She was remembering a dream where she was sucking a dick that was also a huge blunt.
And your hash is still awesome, especially since you're in Cali.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (u82oZ)
I'd like y'all to consider me an Elder Statesman.
Posted by: naturalfake - Elder Stateman at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (z0XD
29 is the 89?
Elder statesman my ass, you're a Moron.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (JFO2v).
Only if you paid it.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (hmgiv)
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) explodes at the @DNC just now at a Bernie
rally in Clive, Iowa: "The DNC will not allow Cory Booker on that stage,
will not allow Julian Castro ... but they're going to allow Mike
Bloomberg because HE HAS A BILLION F*CKING DOLLARS?!"
You're only on the stage, Michael, because you have a billion f*cking pounds.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (pNxlR)
Did he get to the part where he blamed this on Trump and the Senate Republicans?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at February 01, 2020 09:54 AM (9dzlp)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (EZebt)
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I'm wondering how much infighting this will cause within the democrat party. They all know the House royally screwed up their impeachment case but they can't say it out loud.
Posted by: WisRich at February 01, 2020 09:54 AM (OAlmw)
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The only clip of Michael Moore I can tolerate is in "Team America." You know the one.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at February 01, 2020 09:54 AM (jW9oF)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 09:54 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at February 01, 2020 09:55 AM (PHotS)
TRADITION!!!!
Posted by: Tevye at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (V2Yro)
I understand the desire to be able to easily move if anti-Semitism spikes up, but a "one world" ideal suggests that the perps can come get you too.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:55 AM (ONvIw)
Thanks, MH
Posted by: mindful webworker - who me? who cares? at February 01, 2020 09:55 AM (tHAoL)
Ha! It depends. What did you do?
Posted by: no good deed at February 01, 2020 09:55 AM (MmFTx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (u82oZ)
Back atcha on the drink offer at the MOME.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:55 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM
That was a fair warning, Horde!
Flee! Flee, before the bass ukulele solo starts!
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (labr6)
I'd like for all y'all to consider me an Alder Statesman.
Box alders are coming back into favor ... count on it!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (pNxlR)
It was coffee or shooting this morning...and coffee won.
I can't shoot worth a damn after a cup of coffee. Can anyone?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:41 AM (dLLD6)
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Hitting what you aim at is overrated.
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (tVDnh)
American Exceptionalism.
It is so internalized that sometimes we simply cannot understand other people. People who do not have a culture of freedom and independence.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (dLLD6)
140 I have watched that video of Schumer shushing Kamala giggling behind him about 20 times. Priceless.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at February 01, 2020 09:51 AM (EZebt)
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I'm wondering how much infighting this will cause within the
democrat party. They all know the House royally screwed up their
impeachment case but they can't say it out loud.
Posted by: WisRich at February 01, 2020 09:54 AM (OAlmw)
Did you see what ((((((Schumer))))))) did to Kamala Kween? Let's roll, Antifa!!!!
Posted by: SJW NPC at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (9dzlp)
________________
It did seem a bit overdone. They've been following his parents around in Vegas, trying to get a photo, so they can do an article about how they're grieving. Stalking the family members of recently dead folks always struck me as stupid and intrusive. Why is it "news" that people are sad when their family members die? Leave them alone and show some respect, no matter who they are.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2020 09:57 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: naturalfake - Elder Stateman at February 01, 2020 09:52 AM (z0XD
29 is the 89?
Elder statesman my ass, you're a Moron.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (aA3+G)
Aww, man.
There goes my legacy.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 09:57 AM (z0XD8)
Everyone have a stunningly wonderful day. The sun is out, the Dems have the sads, and the UK is getting free.
Hug this moment to you, to get your through the Mordor of press coverage.
and creeper, a special shout out to you. May that light pole spontaneously combust.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2020 09:57 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (dLLD6)
This is most people. Sadly they come here for economic reasons and want to impose the restrictions they left behind. It's a comfort level thing, like a woman choosing a second alcoholic spouse, or a man choosing a second Hillary type
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 09:58 AM (ONvIw)
Which state are you Elder of? Personally, I'm angling for Confusion.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (labr6)
Flee! Flee, before the bass ukulele solo starts!
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (labr6)
LOL. No kidding. Hint: My cat, the one that yowls loudly loves my ukulele playing.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (1g7ch)
Yes!
I cancelled my life insurance when I got married.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at February 01, 2020 09:53 AM (u82oZ)
You and me both.
And as a matter of fact I don't look both ways when I cross the street.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (aA3+G)
It's complicated.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (XxJt1)
Hickory shampoo, flick knives, and tear gas.
And instant coffee.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 01, 2020 10:00 AM (6eEQ+)
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Hey, it's virtue signalling, not intelligence signaling.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:00 AM (+y/Ru)
Michael Moore (@MMFlint) explodes at the @DNC just now at a Bernie
rally in Clive, Iowa: "The DNC will not allow Cory Booker on that stage,
will not allow Julian Castro ... but they're going to allow Mike
Bloomberg because HE HAS A BILLION F*CKING DOLLARS?!"
Video: https://tinyurl.com/srbyons
I'm tellin' ya....Hot.Mess.
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
Just like during the Spanish Civil War the commies started to fight each other I'm hoping our commies have their own little war and the Dem Party splits into 2 or 3 parties.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 10:00 AM (BS1sR)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:01 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 01, 2020 10:01 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM (MVjcR)
Well I certainly thank you for that. I told the staff up at the sporting clays range that I just want a hit when people are walking by.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:02 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 10:00 AM (BS1sR)
Democrat will always be their umbrella party, after all Bernie is running as a D, but is an Independent on paper.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:02 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:02 AM (PUmDY)
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I'm goin' where the water tastes like wine
I'm goin' where the water tastes like wine
Jump in the water stay drunk all the time
Posted by: Canned Heat at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (aKxkI)
Mockery being a major component of personal destruction.
They can still put it on their agenda handouts and web pages too.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (1g7ch)
to be independent.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2020 09:50 AM (tVDnh)
I'm assuming you weren't including the left in that "every American" thing. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:02 AM (PUmDY)
Lots of "Dateline" stories, too.
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (1g7ch)
Lol. Are you in risk management?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:04 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:02 AM (PUmDY)
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And Johnny Dollar episodes.
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (MVjcR)
CPAC could have had more fun with Delecto by offering him a top billing speech timeslot, either from the mop closet or the day after the convention officially ends
He can be the keynote speaker for Two-FacedPAC.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 09:56 AM
This is actually WeaselDog posting from your account, isn't it, in retaliation for the recent paucity of snacks and treats?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Elder at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (1TPen)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (9Om/r)
True financially they are happy to take, but they do want the right to set all the rules and push people around and creating a dependency on them.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (ONvIw)
a younger couple took it over a few years ago and try to make a go of it on a shoestring
some friends wanted to get together and lend some capital
I reminded them that a friend of mine bought Infinity Hall in Norfolk CT, about 15 miles south
put a million dollars in it
sold it this past April for 400K
New England is dying, a lot of it is already dead
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:02 AM (ONvIw)
AOC
said the Dem Party is a center right party. The AOC faction wants the
Dem party to move even further left than they are now. The big money
types don't want that. Either one will overcome the other to control the
party or a split.At least that's my hope that the infighting gets so bad they split or tear that party to pieces fighting each other
Posted by: TheQuietMan at February 01, 2020 10:06 AM (BS1sR)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
This is actually WeaselDog posting from your account, isn't it, in retaliation for the recent paucity of snacks and treats?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Elder at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (1TPen)
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She's helping me eat a chicken biscuit as I type this!
Posted by: Weasel at February 01, 2020 10:07 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Bandesnatch at February 01, 2020 10:07 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:08 AM (hmgiv)
put a million dollars in it
sold it this past April for 400K
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (rpxSz)
How to make a small fortune.
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2020 10:08 AM (X/Pw5)
Thing is, a true statesman is judged by what one does and accomplishes, not by what one wishes for.
Getting pwned by Candy Crowley does not rise to "statesman" level.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:08 AM (pNxlR)
Just bus in a bunch of wine moms with plastic straws.
Posted by: mindful webworker - a nice Chardonnay goes best with fish at February 01, 2020 09:47 AM (tHAoL)
You. Monster,
How. Dare. You
Posted by: Greta Thumberg and Sea Turtles Everywhere at February 01, 2020 10:09 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:09 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (rpxSz)
Princeton downtown was once a community of privately owned stores and restaurants. A couple of restaurants remain, but the stores are basically chains. We thought it would kill the downtown, but it didn't. Princeton is far too snobby to go to the mall. It did lose it's local feel. Some PA towns still have this, but chains are encroaching there too.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:09 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 01, 2020 10:01 AM (Lqy/e)
You don't know the half of it. I don't even have the policy number any more. Gonna be a fun day.
Notso, how are things going with you?
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:10 AM (XxJt1)
Why yes, yes I am.
Actually my employer lists my job as 'engineer', but am actually their contract enforcer.
Spend most of my time arguing what the meaning of the word 'is' is.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:10 AM (1g7ch)
After seeing my sister's husband dying in a freak accident and the major thing saving their family with young children,
was his extremely generous life insurance policy.
I immediately upped mine and the lovely and delightful Mrs naturalfake's life insurance policies to very generous levels.
So far, she hasn't murdered me.
I think that's a bare-ass minimum requirement if you're married with kids - to make sure your family thrives should your ticket get punched.
After the kiddos graduate college then you can lower it to more reasonable levels - remembering that your wife is probably going to outlive you by 4-6 years under normal circumstances.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 10:10 AM (z0XD8)
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You lose an r?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:08 AM
By hook or crook, ye gotta get'em somewhere, Matey!
Posted by: The Pirate at February 01, 2020 10:10 AM (hI+NC)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (XxJt1)
Caucus: [cheers wildly]
Caucus member 1: I had some Somber buttons made. Anyone want one?
Caucus member 2: can we stop being somber after you hand out the pens?
Caucus member 3: Can't we celebrate now and let our Dem senators be somber later?
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (FsgBK)
You lose an r?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:08 AM (hmgiv)
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Aye, that be mine.
Posted by: A Pirate at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:03 AM (9Om/r)
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That's where the "just about" comes in. I'm not sure how much of the left really considers themselves American anymore, anyway.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (tVDnh)
You lose an r?
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:08 AM (hmgiv)
Oh, thanks. There was some r thievery in the last thread and I forgot to fix it.
It's feaked's fault.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:09 AM (PUmDY)
That is for Creepy Uncle Joe and that Native American woman.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (1g7ch)
The tent of donks still has a lot in common: abortion, redistribution, globalism. For now that will hold them together.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:10 AM
Hermano!
Posted by: Wm. Clinton at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (0iWjY)
impeachment case but they can't say it out loud.
I don't think they could 'screw it up' as there never was a case. Their goal was to hinder and delay, keep themselves out of jail for a while. They did that.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (VP1E6)
I have my keto kovfefe at hand, so now I can peruse the content.
I like hanging out here, so thanks for letting me stay.
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (XxJt1)
I suppose you've already been told all the places to go for catfish. I don't even like catfish, to speak of, but I always go out for some when we go to Benning.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (oRpiG)
Because, as you look back, this was always a media pressure campaign.
They were going to replay Watergate--so all they needed was one Republican senator to call for Trump to resign.
They knew they'd never get the base to agree. Or even a majority of the Republicans in Congress.
But, they were certain they would get a few in the House.
And just one senator--to publicly call for his resignation.
Before their bluff was called in the trial.
Bluff called
They have an Uno red 7, a three of clubs and a Pokemon card they made from an old box with crayon.
Sad.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at February 01, 2020 10:13 AM (vPKfA)
I reminded them that a friend of mine bought Infinity Hall in Norfolk CT, about 15 miles south
put a million dollars in it
sold it this past April for 400K
New England is dying, a lot of it is already dead
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (rpxSz)
as you probably know, your old stomping grounds here in Texas are growing like crazy. Construction cranes everywhere. Cities, of course, more than the countryside, the old ag-based economic model is gone. But for people who've retired and don't depend on hourly jobs, rural areas are fantastic, especially around the lakes.
Posted by: Tevye at February 01, 2020 10:13 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: A Pirate at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM
Dude. You're not The Pirate!
Posted by: THE Pirate at February 01, 2020 10:14 AM (ZH6Kd)
Then Mitch should have had the balls to flip this around and refuse to acknowledge that the articles and the House impeachment were legitimate.
Maybe he will do it before Wednesday?
Yeah, right. #uniparty
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 01, 2020 10:14 AM (q0qV7)
Band Surgery?
Is Bandesnatch now our very own Jerry Nadler of the Morons?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 10:14 AM (z0XD8)
It's always the Russians.
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2020 10:14 AM (Rbu5d)
Was trying to catch my own dropped ball. Don't know which of you Deplorables fixed it but I'm grateful. Maintenance hasn't been down there in months.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:15 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2020 10:15 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:15 AM (PUmDY)
Sanders' surrogate @RashidaTlaib led the crowd in booing
@HillaryClinton.
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So we can reach out across the aisle!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:15 AM (+y/Ru)
People have said some very mean things to me here, mostly deserved, but that is over the line!
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2020 10:16 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:16 AM (NWiLs)
********
Left hand open palm tap tap tap over open mouth while bobbing head up and down, right hand two fingers up behind head. Mouth "Woo woo woo", Right index finger makes circular motion while pointing at right ear. Make fist with thumb and pinky extended, tip up to lips "glug glug glug", left hand bunny hop left to right, left arm extended straight, right hand draws bowstring back to right cheek, extend fingers of right hand.Tomahawk chop motion. Cross arms over chest, frown, tear rolls down right cheek.
And...take a breath.
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at February 01, 2020 10:17 AM (m45I2)
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Crazy, Crazier and Craziest?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:06 AM (+y/Ru)
Social Democrat, Green and SEIU/AFSME front party.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 10:17 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 01, 2020 10:17 AM (G546f)
Hopefully this isn't too late like last week:
Creeper, you mentioned using CBD for skin tightening. Was it the cream or oil and do you have any particular brand recommendations?
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at February 01, 2020 10:18 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:10 AM (1g7ch)
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Good heavens, people, Bill Clinton has been posting here all these years and we are just now finding out.
Posted by: bluebell at February 01, 2020 10:18 AM (tVDnh)
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Band Surgery?
Is Bandesnatch now our very own Jerry Nadler of the Morons?
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 10:14 AM
There's more than one place to put a band, you know.
Posted by: Prairie Oysters at February 01, 2020 10:18 AM (5MAPV)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at February 01, 2020 10:18 AM (gd9RK)
______________
Getting the tattoo and everything?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at February 01, 2020 10:19 AM (k4dH2)
But for people who've retired and don't depend on hourly jobs, rural areas are fantastic, especially around the lakes.
Posted by: Tevye at February 01, 2020 10:13 AM (V2Yro)
Are there strange women lying in ponds distributing swords in your vicinity?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:19 AM (pNxlR)
I live about 8 miles east of Great Barrington MA
over the last 20 years , it has had a great resurgence in the carriage trade and has surpassed Litchfield CT as the desirable destination for NYC weekenders
how long that will last, don't know
75% of the people in this area cater to the weekenders
if they stop coming, this place will die
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:20 AM (rpxSz)
It's complicated.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 09:59 AM (XxJt1)
sorry very sad
Posted by: rhennigantx at February 01, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Prairie Oysters at February 01, 2020 10:18 AM (5MAPV)
Mesh. You are thinking of an implanted mesh.
I'm bored. I may go back to being sea turtles.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 10:21 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (rpxSz)
A friend of mine owns a music store/music school in the torrington area, actually Lichfield if I remember right. He's been struggling for years. He does repairs also, and tells me how customers have no problem coming in, showing him what they bought online and then asking him to fix it. He has had people get on their smart phone and order things right in front of him in his frigging store after picking his brain for 1/2 hour about things they may need. He'll beat any price, and yet nobody buys from him. Its like they are in their own little world. I have been there numerous times. I can't put a finger on it, but its a different reality there. The mom and pop stores seemed like they are doomed.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Tevye at February 01, 2020 10:13 AM
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Are there strange bikini-clad women lying in ponds
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:19 AM
FIFY.
Posted by: J. Random Moron at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (qUVZH)
Re impeachment
Dems seem hellbent on setting a record the fastest forgetting and repeating.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (FsgBK)
Should've told him: Move to France! Do we Muricans gotta 'splain everything to you guys?!
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at February 01, 2020 09:07 AM (0ReGO)
Right? What's he doing in Florida, anyway? Isn't orangemanbad enough to get him to leave?
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d)
They've been trying to lose me for years. Just keep coming back and they get used to you. Like a boil.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (hmgiv)
* finger snapping from the table in the shadowed corner *
(Went to click on your nic -- and it's unlinked.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - late beatnik boomer at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (tHAoL)
I wonder if Chairman Weeble Wobble and Chairman Bobblehead will be summoned by Nanzi in order to be administered a couple of swift kicks in the ass each for being such eff-ups.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:23 AM (pNxlR)
ATT pisses people off by holding your DVR hostage. My sister recorded every college football game that was televised that her kids team played in. The hard drive is on the unit in your home. The video is in a proprietary format. You might be able to play it back to a VCR. She kept Direct TV for a year after he graduated. I kept telling her "Ask him if he gives a f'". It's stupid to have to pay an archival fee for something you aren't looking at anyways.
He didn't give a f', she dropped it. I talked her into Youtube TV. Watch it anywhere and everything except for local networks where you live are replaced with local networks where you are.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:23 AM (VYwSh)
And Janie is the one that I'll be with tonight
And if she asks me which one I love the best
I tear open my shirt and show (a ring) around Rosie on my chest
They call me the Wuhanderer, the Wuhanderer
I roam around, around, around....
Posted by: Rex B- TAFKA Dion at February 01, 2020 10:23 AM (mJotG)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:23 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 09:17 AM (m45I2)
His name is Austin.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 10:24 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:11 AM (ONvIw)
Don't forget the hate. Lots and lots of hate, directed at common enemies... or at least perceived common enemies.
I believe there is lots of mythology keeping it all together. You know, white man bad, rich man bad, America bad, Constitution bad (aka, Founding Fathers bad), and the extent to which all if it can be held together by Orange Man Bad, there doesn't have to be an factual knowledge behind any of it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:25 AM (hku12)
Posted by: MHK at February 01, 2020 10:25 AM (iQIUe)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM
Many of us are familiar with crab, lobster, and/or crawfish boils. We appreciate your fresh perspective on a boil.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 10:26 AM (G9TVw)
I miss TX but had I not moved
someone would have found me dead
in the middle Greenville Ave
you can't party forever
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:26 AM (rpxSz)
The true Marxist believers, those who are just in it to rob us blind, and those who pretend they don't to rob us blind.
AOC, Hillary, and Bernie, presiding.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 10:26 AM (Ibwur)
Posted by: Mandela funeral fake sign language guy at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (9Om/r)
People talk a good game about supporting local business, but they are mostly price conscious. This happened with a local craft store. Women came in like it was a show room, and then ordered the stuff online for a better price after peppering the owner with questions and using her time. I felt bad when the business closed, but the volume dealers have the advantage. And this applied to lessons as well as merchandise. There are a few online sites for crafting lessons where the yearly "all you can eat" type fee, falls below the price for a single in person class.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (PUmDY)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w5f7mgd
some funny suff
also heartbreaking
prayers for the suffering in China
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (G546f)
Hey! I’m excited to tell you I’m writing for @BulwarkOnline. Here’s my first piece about why NeverTrump matters more than ever. Reluctant Republicans, who may not call themselves NeverTrumpers but vote like they are, stand to be Trump’s biggest 2020 threat
https://tinyurl.com/ux69ofq
3rd response down is my favorite so far.
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 10:28 AM (cF8AT)
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K is for the way I kick ass
O is how her asshole looked
B is because the bitch deserved it
E is everything I've done
Posted by: Zombie Kobe at February 01, 2020 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 10:26 AM (G9TVw)
I love crawfish. And shellfish. Need to make paella again soon. Yum. Muscles, shrimp, clams....wow.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:28 AM (hmgiv)
Six More Weeks, I've Had It Up To Here - a limerick
It's a fine Groundhog's Eve, and still
In Punx'tawney it's met with a chill
Every year brings
The same old things
They've pretty darn near had their Phil
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 09:17 AM (m45I2)
I wonder if they'll let deBlasio near the varmint. Didn't he nearly killthe thing after dropping it ladt year?
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2020 10:29 AM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:20 AM (rpxSz)
I used to ski Butternut when I was in high school!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 10:30 AM (dLLD6)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 01, 2020 10:31 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:28 AM
* golf clap *
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 10:32 AM (DEJBF)
Well, we lost the Mill River general store yesterday
a younger couple took it over a few years ago and try to make a go of it on a shoestring
some friends wanted to get together and lend some capital
I reminded them that a friend of mine bought Infinity Hall in Norfolk CT, about 15 miles south
put a million dollars in it
sold it this past April for 400K
New England is dying, a lot of it is already dead
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:05 AM (rpxSz)
-----I live in the Springfield MA area and didn't even know there was a Mill River MA. I just looked for it on a map. A couple of miles off of Rt. 57.
Norfolk looks too haughty toity for riff-raff like me. At least Norfolk still has their Curling Club.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:32 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Flyover
***********
Ground Hog Indeed - a limerick
Come listen to my tale, young Johnny
Bill DiBlasio dropped Punxsutawney
But though he had an odd taste
Phil didn't go to waste
He made a nice mulligatawny!
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 10:33 AM (m45I2)
Here's another DeepThot from Amanda Carpenter (via Twitter):
If the Senate acquits, the Democrats should demand a vote on a censure resolution containing all the statements from Rubio, Lamar, Toomey etc expressing their disapproval of Trump. What are they going to do, vote against their own statements?
Oooooooh, girl! You are so sassy!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:33 AM (pNxlR)
AOC, Hillary, and Bernie, presiding.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 10:26 AM (Ibwur)
The hilarious thing about AOC and Hilary and Bernie is that they think they'll still have all the power and fancy stuff and nice houses once they're in charge, instead of sobbing on their knees in front of a ditch with antifa standing behind them. But if they had the capacity to think things through, they wouldn't be commies in the first place.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2020 10:33 AM (t+qrx)
business, but they are mostly price conscious. This happened with a
local craft store. Women came in like it was a show room, and then
ordered the stuff online for a better price after peppering the owner
with questions and using her time. I felt bad when the business closed,
but the volume dealers have the advantage. And this applied to lessons
as well as merchandise. There are a few online sites for crafting
lessons where the yearly "all you can eat" type fee, falls below the
price for a single in person class.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (ONvIw)
Very true. My friend is always talking about the "community". Oh the community this and the community that. I tell him, you want some jersey advice? Fuck the community, they ain't doing anything for you. Stop being Dudley Do Right with the ass at the end of your chin, the community don't give a shit about you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:34 AM (9Om/r)
Look for a salve that's coconut oil based. That seems to work best. I was using plain coconut oil as a skin cream for a couple of years before CBD cream came out. It's great all by its lonesome.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:34 AM (XxJt1)
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K is for the way I kick ass
O is how her asshole looked
B is because the bitch deserved it
E is everything I've done
Posted by: Zombie Kobe at February 01, 2020 10:28 AM (+y/Ru)
I'm a little uncomfortable with this. Now that Kobe is dead, and is being culturally canonized, I'm pretty sure everything said about him has to fall into an approved format.
Not this format.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:35 AM (hku12)
I wonder if they'll let deBlasio near the varmint. Didn't he nearly killthe thing after dropping it ladt year?
Posted by: Flyover at February 01, 2020 10:29 AM (Rbu5d)
Perhaps the twittertarians can get
#groundhogkiller to trend tomorrow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:36 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:22 AM (9Om/r)
Pretty sure I know that place. On 202 just outside of town
near an auction house
and while I had a shop here for 20 years, 90% of my sales were out of my shop in Dallas and Houston shows
would have went broke if I depended on the locals here
but I got to buy every day. The reason I moved here
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:36 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 10:36 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:27 AM (PUmDY)
Nope....it means "Beware, Crappy Music Inside" in French.
See also "New Order".
Posted by: Personal Jesus at February 01, 2020 10:36 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 10:23 AM (pNxlR)
You know, it's hard to tell exactly with these idiots, but-
I believe that Pelosi and the DNCe/MSM's general plan was a four year long leak fest of damaging rumors about orangemanbad,
leading up to an October Surprise of some sort right before the 2020 election (maybe the vote for impeachment?)
What they obviously didn't count on was how emotionally unstable and intelligence deprived their baseline foundational Dims were and their Maoist cronies like Schiff and Toothy McBigTits were.
They kept fingering them in their special spot until they were all hot and bothered for Impeachment Now!!!
Cuz everyone (they knew) hated orangemanbad and he'd get impeached and then Hillary! would become President! Or perhaps Pelosi after Pence folded under fake charges like the GOPe would.
They were too stupid to realize that their game wasn't aimed at Dim voters cuz they already had them.
It was aimed at us. Trump supporters.
We were supposed to be so sick and tired of the constant storm of allegations that we'd not vote for him come November or diminish voting so they could easily cheat their way into a Senate majority.
Bu-u-u-u-ut, they blew all of that up with their incompetent, retarded, Fake impeachment.
Now, no one believes them at all. They've blown their wad.
The Dims will continue on with their original plan.
Fine. Whatever. But now, it just makes people mad and more determined than ever to vote for Trump.
Great job, a-holes!
Please keep digging.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 10:38 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:34 AM (9Om/r)
Ultimately, it's every man for himself and the money I pay to you instead of a cheap online "store", is money I do not have for other things. The "community" of crafters moaned when this woman shut down, but it was a social community not a buying community. There were some temporary social groups formed after the store closed, but these are defunct a year later. The "community" was illusory.
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:39 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: phoenixgirl at February 01, 2020 10:39 AM (0O7c5)
Feces may reveal hidden risk of spread...
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Who'd a thunk that'd be unhealthy?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:39 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:39 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 01, 2020 10:40 AM (Lqy/e)
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Yes. We all leave this mortal coil someday, and Kobe was just another person. Tall, talented, but no better than the rest of us. I saw some pro golfer w/a 24 jersey on yesterday. And, I'm sure there will be moments of silence and idiotic tributes at tomorrows game. Just friggin' give it a rest.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 10:40 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:34 AM (9Om/r)
^This. I despise the whole "give back to the community" shtick. "The community" has done fuck-all for me so there is precisely nothing to give back.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
JHU Corona Virus Page. 10am update. More recovered than died now.
12,000+ with less than 200 outside China.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at February 01, 2020 10:41 AM (XzVUd)
Back from Mass. Picked up my coffee on the way home. Streaming the Serenade No. 3 of Robert Fuchs, then taking Carmen to the doggie chiropractor. Scrubbing down the kennel this afternoon.
Posted by: Austria-Hungary at February 01, 2020 10:41 AM (7rVsF)
You play live music, in public venues, right?
You must do that for free, and get paid by your trust fund, like I do.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 10:41 AM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (LWdAQ)
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Well, the rappers were getting all the press.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: m at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (Ne1i4)
Very true. My friend is always talking about the
"community". Oh the community this and the community that. I tell him,
you want some jersey advice? Fuck the community, they ain't doing
anything for you. Stop being Dudley Do Right with the ass at the end of
your chin, the community don't give a shit about you.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:34 AM (9Om/r)
------Don't be too sure about that.https://tinyurl.com/ruq9qm2Personally, I think it's stupid. The site in that link has been abandoned for years. All to support some local that will probably be out of business in a few years. Rachael Maddow chimed in on it as she and her partner got a place there. I think Rachael does some ice fishing. No, I'm serious.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2020 10:43 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2020 10:33 AM (t+qrx)
This. In dealing with rabid libs (family) thats the thing I realized. There is no second level thinking. If/then is not in the pattern. Its just knee jerk thinking. Oh, and anger and frustration if they cant get their way. If you try reason at any level they get confused and lash out.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:43 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (LWdAQ)
A community yes, but not this fucktarded notion of "the community" that you're always supposed to "give back" to.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:44 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:44 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 10:44 AM (m45I2)
Mr. Fleming had stayed at the buffet for over seven hours and consumed 50 to 70 pounds of food.
I think they should just let him have unlimited anytime free privilege. He'd quickly glutton himself to death, and in the end cost them less than the court & legal fees.
Posted by: mindful webworker - genius at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (tHAoL)
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:32 AM (VYwSh)
You know the club was rebuilt. Was torched a few years back
Mill River is actually New Marlborough
comprised of five towns, Mill River being one of them
I live about 2 miles south of 57
Mill River is really not bad area, people here are country folks
but half the homes are owned by weekenders
And Norfolk sucks
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: BignJames at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (X/Pw5)
all aboarrrrrd!
Posted by: mjc at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:32 AM (VYwSh)
For mad biceps GAINZZZZ
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (NWiLs)
Do you know how I "give back to the community"? By never asking anything from "the community". I pay my taxes. Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (7rVsF)
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Yeah, if there's one problem with NYC, it's too much law and order.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (+y/Ru)
No offense but 'jersey advice'? I think that's why I left NY. NY advice.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:46 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Hm. This sounds like something you hid from your parents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 10:46 AM (Ry8mf)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:44 AM (ONvIw)
Can't die soon enough.
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2020 10:46 AM (MTxDQ)
near an auction house
and while I had a shop here for 20 years, 90% of my sales were out of my shop in Dallas and Houston shows
would have went broke if I depended on the locals here
but I got to buy every day. The reason I moved here
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:36 AM (rpxSz)
It almost looks like a post office from the outside, kinda on top of the hill just out of the busy area. He recently moved downhill a little closer to the action, in a village or some shit. Nicer place judging by the pictures.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 10:47 AM (9Om/r)
Do you know how I "give back to the community"? By never asking anything from "the community". I pay my taxes. Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (7rVsF)
Word. It's annoying as shit. I also hate when my law school alma mater sends me letters begging for donations. First, they have a fuckton of money already. Second, you were paid in full for services rendered. I owe you nothing. Deal's over, now fuck off.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:47 AM (NWiLs)
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Yes. We all leave this mortal coil someday, and Kobe was just another person. Tall, talented, but no better than the rest of us. I saw some pro golfer w/a 24 jersey on yesterday. And, I'm sure there will be moments of silence and idiotic tributes at tomorrows game. Just friggin' give it a rest.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 10:40 AM (7Fj9P)
I have zero interest in basketball, and even less concern about the state of Californica.
I think it's hilarious he took helicopters everywhere. I guess if you're rich enough, you can live out there and not have to deal with insanely horrific traffic.
But there's a risk, and supposedly his wife knew it, and refused to fly with him.
Oh well. Sad for her. She lost her daughter too.
Everyone wants to make him St. Kobe now, but all week long whenever his name came up, I couldn't help but remember he was credibly accused of rape.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:48 AM (hku12)
Posted by: freaked at February 01, 2020 09:03 AM (Tnijr)
Nowhere, and there is none. It takes the presence of a load on the source for a current to flow.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2020 10:48 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2020 10:48 AM (LxWV7)
Heh heh. "Load." Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:49 AM (NWiLs)
This. In dealing with rabid libs (family) thats
the thing I realized. There is no second level thinking. If/then is not
in the pattern. Its just knee jerk thinking. Oh, and anger and
frustration if they cant get their way. If you try reason at any level
they get confused and lash out.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:43 AM (hmgiv)
It is also the idea of "I get my way because it is more fair, and we vote so you have to admit I'm right"
Woman I grew up with was royally pissed that the Lyons club voted to have prayers ahead of time instead of an enforced moment of silence like she wanted because she is a liberal religious bigot. She was trying to figure out how to confound or reverse that vote, and was getting agitated.
I just laughed at her and told her that is not how her democracy works, the majority gets to set the rules and the minority has to go along or leave, just as if her proposal had won.
"but that's not the point . . ." was the response.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 10:49 AM (6rS3m)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:50 AM (PUmDY)
SCARBOROUGH: Trump's So-Called Great Economy WORSE than Jimmy Carter's 'Year of Malaise'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:50 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo
Hm. This sounds like something you hid from your parents.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 10:46 AM (Ry8mf)
Someone should phone Mike Pence.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:50 AM (hku12)
Didn't suffer? Have you ever tasted instant coffee?!
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at February 01, 2020 09:21 AM (6eEQ+)
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The taste was nothing that couldn't be cured through tossing down the drain and brewing a real cup of coffee.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
Instant coffee is great until you have a cup of the good stuff. I was about 30 about 30 years ago when that happened. Despite that I wish I was still 29.
Posted by: dirks strewn DA 1977 at February 01, 2020 10:50 AM (/Fmtj)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at February 01, 2020 10:30 AM (dLLD6)
that's not skiing
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:51 AM (rpxSz)
*******
Has the Media Mourned for the 7 others killed?
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 01, 2020 10:51 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2020 10:51 AM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:48 AM (hku12)
You can be the greatest at whatever you do.
But they will never let you forget that time you put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:52 AM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 10:49 AM (6rS3m)
Oh wow, gotta write that down. Yes, a vote establishes consensus, which is a fancy word for 'I get validated'.
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2020 10:52 AM (t+qrx)
SCARBOROUGH: Trump's So-Called Great Economy WORSE than Jimmy Carter's 'Year of Malaise'...
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
Denile, not just a river in Egypt.
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (MTxDQ)
they get confused and lash out.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:43 AM (hmgiv)
Worse, when they lash out at you it's so outrageous you're gobsmacked into silence.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (+y/Ru)
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Well, the rappers were getting all the press.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (+y/Ru)
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Represent!
Posted by: Placido Domingo at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2020 10:51 AM (MTxDQ)
Wow, you're brave seeing them in a pack like that.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (hmgiv)
Tomorrow's my mumble sigh birthday
And the Groundhog's come out of earth day
Should he come out then hide
I'll stay warm inside
Eating cake and drink Cafe au lait.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 10:54 AM (z0XD8)
Pixy seems to have installed some sort of auto-close on a single unclosed tag. Can be overridden. Has repeatedly saved me from italicizing the thread.
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at February 01, 2020 10:54 AM (tHAoL)
Alright, time to hit the ground and do something great today. (like another cup of coffeve and watch the sun come on up and the birds getting frisky.)
Have a great day and play safe.
Posted by: LaRro at February 01, 2020 09:11 AM (10GNe)
Commercial country is dead. You might enjoy listening to some Alt-Country singers. Check out Hayes Carll, or Corb Lund, or Colter Wall, just to name a few.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2020 10:54 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:55 AM (XxJt1)
The whole "giving back" idea is bullshit. I paid for my education, I didn't steal it. Also, my former employer still sends me donation forms suggesting I give back. Every time I put in longer hours or took an extra large case load, I was not "compensated". I told them that this was my "give back".
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 10:55 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:40 AM (NWiLs)
R. J. Fletcher was right.
https://youtu.be/tz6e0c3ZOlw?t=36
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at February 01, 2020 10:55 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at February 01, 2020 10:55 AM (Lqy/e)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:56 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at February 01, 2020 10:56 AM (EgshT)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (hmgiv)
That's when the attack comes. Not from the front, but from the sides... and the other two 'ettes you didn't even know were there.
Posted by: Dr. Alan Grant at February 01, 2020 10:56 AM (t+qrx)
According to Granato shots were going off the post and "off the goalie's knob."
I know what he means but my inner 14 year old couldn't help laughing.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 01, 2020 10:56 AM (Uu+Jp)
Worse, when they lash out at you it's so outrageous you're gobsmacked into silence.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:53 AM (XxJt1)
Yeah. I held my tongue because of my wonderful MIL, God rest her soul. Its was difficult because they get so personal in their attacks and so fucking righteous. Ugh. Now I wouldn't be so nice.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:57 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:58 AM (PUmDY)
Just dropped Miss Linda off at the Red White and Blue Thrift Store. (Other girls want to go to Saks. She likes RWB.) I'm at a local coffee shop up the highway, bagel and coffee and Internet. Whassup?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 01, 2020 10:58 AM (eLydR)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:48 AM (hku12)
You can be the greatest at whatever you do.
But they will never let you forget that time you put your dick in crazy.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at February 01, 2020 10:52 AM (1g7ch)
I don't know, I wasn't in the room.
What I do know though, is there is a very high correlation with those "stick your d*ck in crazy" women, and little girls who were sexually abused long before they became "crazy" adults.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 10:59 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Dr. Alan Grant at February 01, 2020 10:56 AM (t+qrx
LMAO. I keep thinking Jurassic Park.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 10:59 AM (hmgiv)
Then the hurricane come in '56 and washed away the mill that had his birth certificate in it.
Granby, first mint in the colonies, and the first penitentiary.
My cousins still "pull bulls" up on the mountain, in East Hartland.
Place hasn't had a future for longer than most places have had a past.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 10:59 AM (oRpiG)
Posted by: naturalfake
**********
If you see your shadow do you get six more pieces of birthday cake?
Happy B'day
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:00 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 11:00 AM (XxJt1)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (flINI)
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:32 AM (VYwSh)
You know the club was rebuilt. Was torched a few years back
Mill River is actually New Marlborough
comprised of five towns, Mill River being one of them
I live about 2 miles south of 57
Mill River is really not bad area, people here are country folks
but half the homes are owned by weekenders
And Norfolk sucks
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (rpxSz)
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You live in a dead news TV area. Springfield TV rarely ventures west of Westfield. The last time I can remember any news close to you was about The Eagleton School. And of course the fake hate crimes at the college in Great Barrington.
I'm pretty sure I fished with my old man when I was a kid at Lake Buel.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (ZbwAu)
45s
For a number of years, Ann and I have looked forward to gathering with friends, supporters, and colleagues at the annual CPAC convention.
However, this year the organization has seen fit to not offer me an invitation to this year's conference. Rumors are swirling that this is because of my recent vote to hear from more witnesses in the President's impeachment trial, and while I would be dismayed if they were true, I remain steadfast in my belief that a public servant must always follow his or her conscience when it comes to the solemn, prayerful duties of public service.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2020 11:02 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)
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Do you know how I "give back to the community"? By never asking anything from "the community". I pay my taxes. Now get off my lawn.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at February 01, 2020 10:45 AM (7rVsF)
Tell 'em, "That's not who we are. Now get off my lawn."
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 11:02 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 10:55 AM (XxJt1)
Instant coffee doesn't smell bad. One could put it around the house, as a sort of potpourri.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:02 AM (hku12)
It's Groundhog Day, for goodness' sake
Another birthday for naturalfake
If he pokes out his nose
And a silhouette shows
He gets six more pieces of cake
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (PUmDY)
With nice tits.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2020 11:03 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (y/fJ4)
Funny thing. I have a short list of "Movies I Would Change Absolutely Nothing About." I would never have said Bill Murray was my favorite actor, though I love this work, but he's in no less than 3 of my list. Weird.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (eLydR)
Posted by: Eeyore at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (ZbwAu)
They need to embrace the power of "not tired of Winning" stat.
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020 10:43 AM (NWiLs)
Exactly. My friend always worries about the community, like he was put on the planet to serve the community, but the community don't give a shit about him. Personally, I like supporting local business. I never buy music gear online. A lot of musicians like me used to spread the money around, buy from all the local stores, because if you have a problem they generally take care of you. If you buy a guitar from my local store, you get a free setup and tweaking, and basic long term care. Not that I need that because I do my own work, but its great for the average buyer. You don't get that shit from an online purchase. In my friend's case people buy online, then come to him with an attitude to have it fixed, and then bitch some more. WTF??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Cannibal Blob at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Truck Monkey at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (flINI)
https://tinyurl.com/MulaneyCollegeGift
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:04 AM (7Fj9P)
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And the hits just keep on coming.
Trump should skip the SOTU this year and just release a K-Tel album of all is greatest hits.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (CqE5x)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (ONvIw)
you want coffee
there is no coffee
wait- here's some instant coffee
pop quiz: what do you do?
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (DKpyr)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 11:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
there is no coffee
wait- here's some instant coffee
pop quiz: what do you do?
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)
Shoot the hostage in the leg. Takes the initiative away from the adversary, throws him off guard, gets inside his OODA loop. Now he's reacting to you, not the other way around. You're dictating the terms of the engagement.
What was the question?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2020 11:07 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)
Drive to the store for a can. I actually stick about 30 cans in the basement. It's just too important
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 11:07 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 11:08 AM (iTXRQ)
359 Tomorrow's my mumble sigh birthday
Posted by: naturalfake
29th ... you're 29!
Happy Birthday!
** spoken in Jackie Vernon's voice **
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 11:08 AM (pNxlR)
caffeine
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 11:09 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at February 01, 2020
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I *work* at my undergrad alma mater, and they keep sending me "Please donate" letters both in U.S. mail and in campus mail. My reaction echoes yours, they have a metric fuckton of gelt already. "If you want me to donate, double my salary. No? Sorry!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 01, 2020 11:10 AM (eLydR)
I see we have reached the part of the day where some whack-off thinks AOC has "nice tits," and that's it for me. Teen-age jerks. Basketball fans.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 11:10 AM (oRpiG)
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Yeah, that was twisted; it (allegedly) happened in a hotel room in Vail CO, and it was his room maid. I keep thinking of the Seinfeld episode when George gets busted having sex w/the cleaning woman at his work. "Would that be...wrong??"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:10 AM (7Fj9P)
Another birthday for naturalfake
If he pokes out his nose
And a silhouette shows
He gets six more pieces of cake
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:03 AM (m45I2)
Ha! Nice.
Posted by: naturalfake at February 01, 2020 11:11 AM (z0XD8)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at February 01, 2020 11:11 AM (y/fJ4)
Alan Dershowitz: Joe Biden Needs to Be Scrutinized More
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 11:07 AM (+y/Ru)
I like Dersh and have always respected his intellect and devotion to the Constitution, and we will soon see how they Left deals with those who dare to deviate from their accepted beliefs.
But where was he 20 years ago? 30 years ago?
It's probably that at the age of 81 ( and still sharp as a tack) Dershowitz probably doesn't care about the cocktail party circuit or his status among the "elite", but we could have used him decades ago.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2020 11:12 AM (CqE5x)
367 Al-Qaeda Emir Reported Killed by U.S. Airstrike in Yemen
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The Donks just can't get a break.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at February 01, 2020 11:02 AM (+y/Ru)
That'll turn the volume of the ongoing wailing and rending of garments up past "11".
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 11:12 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 11:13 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at February 01, 2020 11:13 AM (T09ml)
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (VYwSh)
yeah, lake B is just down the road
most people here have Sat TV but we are getting Broadband
this year
when i first starting coming up here to buy antiques , I would stay in a crummy motel for a a couple weeks in west Springfield. Ate at Basharas too many times
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 11:13 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated
That's hardcore. Throw some nails in and you get your iron, too.
Posted by: t-bird at February 01, 2020 11:13 AM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: naturalfake
Monday is mine. I'll be 29.
Twice.
Posted by: JoeF. at February 01, 2020 11:13 AM (CqE5x)
there is no coffee
wait- here's some instant coffee
pop quiz: what do you do?
Posted by: DB- just DB at February 01, 2020 11:05 AM (iTXRQ)
Shoot the hostage in the leg. Takes the initiative away from the adversary, throws him off guard, gets inside his OODA loop. Now he's reacting to you, not the other way around. You're dictating the terms of the engagement.
What was the question?
Posted by: hogmartin at February 01, 2020 11:07 AM (t+qrx)
*much applause* That is darned near letter-perfect.
Posted by: m at February 01, 2020 11:14 AM (Ne1i4)
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Is this real? He should not be invited to C-PAC; delicious if true.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:14 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:14 AM (m45I2)
Just a pinch between lip and gum.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at February 01, 2020 11:15 AM (yQpMk)
Kobe was a jock, not a politician who was telling everyone else how to live. The saint Kobe will end
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 11:15 AM (ONvIw)
Posted by: A nocturnal period in the cube at February 01, 2020 11:15 AM (Bb3sV)
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 11:15 AM (XxJt1)
From all accounts, a country died yesterday.
Did rising sea levels finally swallow The Maldives?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 11:16 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at February 01, 2020 10:58 AM (PUmDY)
yeah
my fav
Streep Throat
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 11:16 AM (rpxSz)
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Yeah, that was twisted; it (allegedly) happened in a hotel room in Vail CO, and it was his room maid. I keep thinking of the Seinfeld episode when George gets busted having sex w/the cleaning woman at his work. "Would that be...wrong??"
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:10 AM (7Fj9P)
I don't remember the details, I do know for a while there it seemed we had a rash of stories about fellas being caught trying to bang the help. Algore with his "release the chakra" masseuse. I think Kevin Costner had a masseuse incident. Then there was the big shot U.N. guy who tried to skedaddle out of the country toot sweet, only to be stopped and arrested.
Not long after, we found out what a "stick your d*ck in crazy" his accuser was.
Yeah.
Rich and powerful men get theirs. And how DARE these dizzy broads complain about it!!
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:16 AM (hku12)
Aw, it's just format overrun on the comment section of some blog, no big deal, no need to panic....
...I think I read the barrel was freshly steam-scrubbed as recently as 1999. But that may be a rumor.
* shivers in recollection of that time... *
Posted by: mindful webworker - technically squeaking at February 01, 2020 11:16 AM (tHAoL)
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Can't wait to listen to Illin' (the MOST!!) Omar wail and moan about another dead muzzie. It's worth following her on twitter just to smack her around.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:17 AM (7Fj9P)
Is this real? He should not be invited to C-PAC; delicious if true.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:14 AM (7Fj9P)
The disinvite is real. The "tweet" is all JoeF.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 11:17 AM (pNxlR)
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Splitting hairs or splitting infinitives. Neither one is a good look for an elder statesman, Mitt. Maybe it's time for you to retire and go spend more time with your family.
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:18 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:16 AM (hku12)
Ahnuld Schwarzenegger
Posted by: m at February 01, 2020 11:18 AM (Ne1i4)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020
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I recall that Ex. No 2, La Sociopath, hinted once that her father had abused her that way. I met and liked him, and can't imagine such a thing . . . but then I don't imagine such things anyway, and I never saw the true crazy in her until too late. So maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 01, 2020 11:19 AM (eLydR)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 11:19 AM (rpxSz)
Kobe was a jock, not a politician who was telling everyone else how to live. The saint Kobe will end
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 11:15 AM (ONvIw)
Well, like I said, I don't know. All I know is, I have absolutely no interest in basketball, and don't think I know anything about his basketball career, except he was really good, played in LA... and that's about it.
So yeah, I know more about his rape accusation than I do his basketball career, so that's how I'll remember him. And if his wife shows up here at the AoSHQ, I'll stop talking about it.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:19 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 11:01 AM (VYwSh)
yeah, lake B is just down the road
most people here have Sat TV but we are getting Broadband
this year
when i first starting coming up here to buy antiques , I would stay in a crummy motel for a a couple weeks in west Springfield. Ate at Basharas too many times
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 11:13 AM (rpxSz)
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Brimfield or the Big E? Not an antique guy, but Brimfield looks chaotic.
Bsharas is now a Hooters.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 11:21 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Infidel at February 01, 2020 11:21 AM (MTxDQ)
------Don't be too sure about that.https://tinyurl.com/ruq9qm2Personally, I think it's stupid. The site in that link has been abandoned for years. All to support some local that will probably be out of business in a few years. Rachael Maddow chimed in on it as she and her partner got a place there. I think Rachael does some ice fishing. No, I'm serious.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 10:42 AM (VYwSh)
Rachel Madcow ice fishing? She pleasures herself with a frozen sculpin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2020 11:21 AM (LxWV7)
Ahnuld Schwarzenegger
Posted by: m at February 01, 2020 11:18 AM (Ne1i4)
Yep. And Brett Faaaaaaavre had a dicpic incident. They wuz droppin' like open flies for a while there.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:22 AM (hku12)
Bluebell had it all fixed up at one time. Swept and scrubbed to a fare-thee-well. She even hung curtains. Now it's completely trashed and I don't want to tell you what the 'rons used the curtains for.
Posted by: creeper at February 01, 2020 11:22 AM (XxJt1)
It does ring hollow though when someone says, "Tonight we honor Kobe Bryant and his daughter and those seven other people whose names we don't have time to mention who died in the helicopter crash along with him."
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:23 AM (m45I2)
Rachel Madcow ice fishing? She pleasures herself with a frozen sculpin?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2020 11:21 AM (LxWV7)
Frozen lawyer
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at February 01, 2020 11:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020
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I recall that Ex. No 2, La Sociopath, hinted once that her father had abused her that way. I met and liked him, and can't imagine such a thing . . . but then I don't imagine such things anyway, and I never saw the true crazy in her until too late. So maybe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at February 01, 2020 11:19 AM (eLydR)
Dead thread now, but yeah, maybe.
We don't know who the pedos are, but we know there are lots and lots of them out there, and they're hiding in plain sight.
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:23 AM (hku12)
Posted by: REDACTED at February 01, 2020 11:16 AM (rpxSz)
You want to get a swab and have it cultured, just to be sure.
Posted by: Kindltot at February 01, 2020 11:23 AM (6rS3m)
Well. What am I, chopped liver?
Posted by: A nocturnal period in the cube
Any man makes puns, spends a night being told to think outside the box.
Posted by: Bruchtime Miklos at February 01, 2020 11:24 AM (QzkSJ)
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'I'm not afraid of you.' Debbie Mucarsel-Powell embraces Trump impeachment role
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https://hrld.us/31ex1xE
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Congress candidate's husband has financial ties to scandal-plagued Ukrainian oligarch
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 01, 2020 11:24 AM (BqBId)
I said yes. It worked out; my bill dropped by +$20.00/month.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at February 01, 2020 11:25 AM (7Fj9P)
Posted by: BurtTC at February 01, 2020 11:19 AM (hku12)
Talk away. I do think the media girl could have left the "balanced retrospective" shit alone for a week or two until the shock wore off for the friends and family and uber-fans. Their anger was very predictable. Kobe's widow and die hard fans will never post here, so here you can say what you like. (Unless you don't give a shit about Mrs Nadler, who would not give a rats ass about you)
Posted by: CN at February 01, 2020 11:25 AM (ONvIw)
Cop says, "Where was it?"
Drunk says "Right here on the end of this key!"
Cop says, "Well you'd better go down to the precinct station and fill out a report.
Drunk says, "Okay, I can do that."
Cop says, "But before you do that you might want to zip up your fly."
Drunk looks down and says, "Awww man, they got my girlfriend too!"
Posted by: Muldoon at February 01, 2020 11:26 AM (m45I2)
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You can get a Roku Box & stop renting your Cable box too
Posted by: Ghost Of Qassem Soleimani at February 01, 2020 11:27 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at February 01, 2020 11:21 AM (LxWV7)
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From what I understand when she was doing local radio in Northampton, she was a lesbian, because that's NoHo, but people who worked with her say the person on TV isn't the person that they worked with years ago. I used to ice fish, so I'll give her props.
If she does, she probably fishes on Plainfield Pond next town over. Place is usually busy. I had the unfortunate situation of going through the ice there years ago in about 4 feet of water. I don't ice fish anymore.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 11:27 AM (VYwSh)
My cousins still "pull bulls" up on the mountain, in East Hartland.
Place hasn't had a future for longer than most places have had a past.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at February 01, 2020 10:59 AM (oRpiG)
East Hartland, the land that time forgot.
Posted by: Groundhog at February 01, 2020 11:30 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: George at February 01, 2020 11:30 AM (r7uoI)
Anyone mentioned the Zero Hedge report yesterday pointing to HIV strains in the Coronavirus, which would lead them to believe it's engineered? Thanks, Canadian lab!
Posted by: TheHoser at February 01, 2020 11:31 AM (IDjUx)
Michael Moore (@MMFlint)
Posted by: Tami at February 01, 2020 09:36 AM
Hey Mike Moore, you're from lily white Davison, not Flint. And let your Bernie Bro's stay at one of your 9 houses.
Posted by: clutch at February 01, 2020 11:38 AM (ab/uu)
Posted by: deplorable unperson at February 01, 2020 11:40 AM (q0qV7)
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2020 12:05 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
I'm trying to get up to Groton this June for an analyst conference at the Puddle Police Academy.
Anyone interested in a mini-MoMe?
Posted by: BifBewalski at February 01, 2020 12:12 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at February 01, 2020 01:17 PM (G546f)
Posted by: eleven at February 01, 2020 12:05 PM (QLPEO)
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Last night for me. Of course I'm an "insider" (which means more frequent bleeding edge updates) and hadn't touched the computer for a month.
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Real Clear Politics
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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer
Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up
Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom
Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind
All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran
Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore
Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery
Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile
Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance
Collective Names for Groups of People
John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets
Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle
Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy
Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive"
Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
John Edwards Campaign Excuses
John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)