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Schumer: Our Kavanaugh Strategy of Carefully Sequenced Disclosures and Demands for More Witnesses and Investigations Will Probably End Tomorrow
"We've always known it will be an uphill fight on witnesses and on documents...Is it more likely than not? Probably no. Is it a decent good chance? Yes.
.@SenSchumer: "We've always known it will be an uphill fight on witnesses and on documents…Is it more likely than not? Probably no. Is it a decent good chance? Yes." pic.twitter.com/rmFXqrdeOt
— CSPAN (@cspan) January 29, 2020
GAME OVER! pic.twitter.com/yvMa6bPqfy
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 29, 2020
Separately, newly emerged clips of Rep. Adam Schiff, D-Calif., now the lead House impeachment manager, showed him saying Bolton had a distinct "lack of credibility" and was prone to "conspiracy theories." This week, Schiff said Bolton needed to testify in the trial as an important and believable witness.But for reasons unknown -- ask Establishment Liberals Chris Wallace, Bill Sammon, and Paul Ryan -- Fox has now stealth-edited the headline into the much less attention-getting, and much less accurate, "'GAME OVER,' Trump declares, as old Bolton, Schiff videos surface amid impeachment trial."
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 29, 2020 07:54 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 29, 2020 07:54 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 29, 2020 07:54 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Paolo del Toro at January 29, 2020 07:54 PM (pPQeR)
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 07:54 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 29, 2020 07:55 PM (3H9h1)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 07:55 PM (RT6Hk)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 07:55 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BacktoGA at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (GX3JQ)
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (sYDum)
So he's saying there's a chance
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Flyguy at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (v30M8)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (Pgcou)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (G546f)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Serious Cat
I thought this was where Trump's side got to call witnesses?
Fuck the dems.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (vz4z/)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Lloyd at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (pREVk)
Is that racist, or anti-semitic or something?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (lnyJN)
Yes, but so is Schiff.
Then again, even a stuck clock is right twice a day.
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (Pgcou)
Quick, name three Democrats who don't
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (Uu+Jp)
History will remember him as a walking shitpile. Two legged diarrhea packed in skin.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (nfcV2)
wait, artisinal - are you saying -
a husband and wife
husband gets Medicaid then dies
wife dies 3 years later in her daughter's home (previously bought from mom)
now the government is billing the daughter?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (G546f)
Posted by: DNC and MFM BIRM at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (6eEQ+)
Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (87EdW)
If they DO have witnesses. This will be the most we have seen the Senator's inhouse this long in history.
Trump hits another historical record.
Senates working more than a few hours a week.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (pREVk)
This shit will destroy a country.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at January 29, 2020 07:56 PM (Pgcou)
Quick, name three Democrats who don't
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Damn you!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (vz4z/)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 29, 2020 07:57 PM (Uu+Jp)
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Schemer is the same race you (likely) are. Caucasoid.
Likely it would be *called* anti-Semitic, but the libs like to abuse words.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mitt Romney at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (lmyr9)
Basic basic question.
What is the Dems' "defense" for demanding that the Republican Senate do their job for them -- call all the witnesses and present all the evidence that the Dems failed to call and present?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (M9ntN)
Now of course he's a noble hero.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (87EdW)
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Yeah, but how was the surprise?
Posted by: The Otter at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (Eicbe)
Mittens Quisling: I can help with witnesses if you want them!!!
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (Cn6mK)
Is it more likely than not? Probably no. Is it a decent good chance? Yes.
Puff, puff, pass, Chuck! Puff, puff, pass!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (nfcV2)
Schumer presents himself in a way that suggests and conjures up the visual horror of a medical doctor administering prostate exams unto his patients with both his hands firmly planted on his patient's shoulders.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (87EdW)
Eh, not the first time. Won't be the last.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Boswell at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (32YRo)
I think that may be correct.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (ldR/a)
What's the opposite of BOMBSHELL!!?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
======
D ershowitz
U ndid
D emocrats
(best I can do on short notice)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 08:02 PM (vz4z/)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
How much loooooger?
Posted by: Count de Monet, from the backseat at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Yog-Sothoth at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (vz4z/)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (VNfwt)
I did not know that.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 08:04 PM (/669Q)
Let This Be A Lesson To All Of You:
If it looks like a duck,
if it quacks like a duck,
if it walks like a duck,
it's probably a backstabbing cuck who will sell you out some day.
Bolton talks like a goof. Bolton looks like a goof
Trey Gowdy looks like a goof. Trey Gowdy is goofy.
And so on...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:04 PM (fhCLs)
Is he related to Yancy Derringer ?
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 08:04 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (lmyr9)
Dud
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (ldR/a)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 08:04 PM (/669Q)
She ran young boys, too?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (LxWV7)
Why is anyone giving a shit what the dems want?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (vz4z/)
Jock Mahoney played Yancy Derringer.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 29, 2020 08:05 PM (VNfwt)
Ewwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 29, 2020 08:00 PM (iTXRQ)
How much loooooger?
Posted by: Count de Monet, from the backseat at January 29, 2020 08:03 PM (q1Pj5)
Shut up or I'll turn this impeachment around!
Posted by: Schiff for Brains. at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (lmyr9)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (VNfwt)
I did not know that.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 08:04 PM (/669Q)
Yep. Chucky "Two pump chump" Schumer.
Posted by: Sydney Barrows at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2020 08:06 PM (Z+IKu)
a husband and wife
husband gets Medicaid then dies
wife dies 3 years later in her daughter's home (previously bought from mom)
now the government is billing the daughter?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (G546f)
husband died very young
wife (mother of friend) survived much longer and they took care of her for many years (decades)
It was the daughter that just received a bill for $100K out of the blue, 3 years after her mother died.
The daughter had bought her parents house decades ago, added an extension (their own money) so that her mother would have a private apartment, but they shared the kitchen area.
She got to the point she couldn't be left alone. Daughter has 3 kids she is taking care of. They are older now.
Anyway, blindsided her. So it was any cash savings or other assets the mother had left that they wanted back.
It's called MERP. Obamacare made it worse by pushing people into the Medicaid zone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Miklos at January 29, 2020 08:07 PM (QzkSJ)
DEMS UNCOVER DAMAGING NEW EVIDENCE; "WE HAD NO IDEA, AND ARE SHOCKED", SAYS SCHIFF.
Posted by: Inspector Cake of Scotland Yard at January 29, 2020 08:07 PM (HmZuC)
@realDonaldTrump
1h
Nancy Pelosi wants Congress to take away authority Presidents use to stand up to other countries and defend AMERICANS. Stand with your Commander in Chiefs!
"Commander in Chiefs"?
TIME OUT!
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)
Cause that happened.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (lg/F7)
I do not think there will be witnesses.
It will only get worse for the Democrats. They are nuts.
And I cannot see republicans wanting to sit there for months without getting anything done (or being able to move around freely on a daily basis).
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 07:55 PM (pREVk)
Worrisome, probably going straight for assassination.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (MocBh)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Deplorable Redneck Miklos
Someone posted yesterday, I think, "his cornbread ain't done in the middle." I immediately stole that.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (VNfwt)
I'd like to see SchmarmyChiarmy's name get dropped tomorrow by Sekulow. Just for the record.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (Tnijr)
The Senate is obstructing Congress!
Posted by: Nancy P. at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (J3Rfi)
@realDonaldTrump
1h
Nancy Pelosi wants Congress to take away authority Presidents use to stand up to other countries and defend AMERICANS. Stand with your Commander in Chiefs!
"Commander in Chiefs"?
TIME OUT!
Posted by: Andy Reid at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (786Ro)
It's like they want a Parliamentary system or something.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (lnyJN)
The EU are petty little bitches.
Posted by: IC at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (sYDum)
The pasture. She is callin'.
Posted by: Fritz at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (TVFNI)
Anyway, blindsided her. So it was any cash savings or other assets the mother had left that they wanted back.
It's called MERP. Obamacare made it worse by pushing people into the Medicaid zone.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:07 PM (vEIlU)
Mom was a retired Teacher? Contact the State Teachers union.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
I really think a lawyer could help
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:10 PM (G546f)
(yeah dreaming just a bit, but one's darkest desires should always exceed one's grasp, or something like that)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:10 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (NgKpN)
thanks, I'll pass it on.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: henry at January 29, 2020 08:09 PM (J3Rfi)
Put me in coach!
Posted by: Ron Mexico at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (2N7oZ)
I really think a lawyer could help
Posted by: vmom 2020
Paging Jackie Chiles...........
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (2DOZq)
The biggest fuckup by the president's legal team was always referring to the "House Managers" instead of the House Democrats.
It would've been "improper" to do so, but not as improper as staging a coup and holding a fake impeachment.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (fhCLs)
This sounds absurd until you consider that this will probably actually be said.
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (OVmoz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)
I don't think I can take 5 more seconds of these creeps!
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (OfgiI)
(Those slower guys, which I'm trying to speed up, might be going to orbit next. We're trying to cheat the Rocket Equation, here, by not using rockets unless we have to.)
Is it feasible for the Pluto Ramjet to snake a tether down to the slower / lower vessels?
Or am I smoking a lot of crack again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG2)
This is an utter and despicable farce. I have possibly never hated my elected government more than I do right now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (VNfwt)
I came up with that one originally.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
his motion and withdrawing his guilty plea because the DOJ hid
exculpatory information and his previous lawyer had a conflict of
interest the DOJ also changed their recommendation from recommending
prison time to recommending no prison time?
Cause that happened.
Posted by: JackStraw
=====
You mean Future National Security Advisor Michael Flynn, yes? Because that would be the best troll job ever if it were to happen.
Please, Lord . . .
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (oVJmc)
I really think a lawyer could help
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:10 PM (G546f)
yea, she doesn't want to deal with it. I get it, but it's nuts. Just a heads up to people. It may happen to you. Obamacare made it worse. It pushed more people into that framing.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (El6T/)
Outstanding. The only thing funnier would be him dropping trow and mooning them with Union Jack underwear.
Posted by: Inspector Cake of Scotland Yard at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (HmZuC)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (LoDF2)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (C2rVF)
Remember:
The House Democrats impeached the president.
The House Democrats, who happen to be in the tyrannical majority in the House, impeached the president.
The House Democrats impeached the president, alleging no crimes.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG2)
I think you meant to say 'too much'.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: AlaBAMA
Too bad the Brits have decided to go with the Huawei ChiCom 5G.
Posted by: Miklos, drinker of cellar temperture ale at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (vEIlU)
There are certain advantages to being nuts in today's political culture. And certain disadvantages to being sober and sane.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: vivi at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 08:01 PM (M9ntN)
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I have no problem with the Senate calling new witnesses. I don't.
But the Senate was given the power to remove, before the House was given the power to *check* the Senates vote by first concerning the House enough. That the House voted to impeach means just that.
In my interpretation of Fed 6?, the Senate can look at the House and say "Gee what a nice impeachment you had there!" and decline to try it due to lack of interest.
However, I believe it's all up to the discretion of the Senate. I don't believe this bullshit that if the House impeaches the Senate has to dutifully consider it. Because in the Fed about impeachment, it doesn't even *mention* the House, except as an afterthought. The Senate can remove the president with a 2/3rds majority, but it can't try him until the House says it's bad enough.
Powers are not something we are compelled to do. So if the sole power is in the Senate, then that power is at the discretion of the Senate. There is no law compelling vetoes or overrides or a number of treaties, or any other *power* of a branch or chamber of government.
That's not how *powers* work--and especially *sole* powers.
So, whether or not the Senate wants to hear witnesses should be left up to the Senate, IMO. I don't find the argument "That's doing the House's job" that compelling, really.
As Dershawitz said earlier in this run, the Constitution doesn't mention "articles" or "House prosecutors" or any of these traditional trappings of "impeachment".
And I promoted the idea that the Senate did not need Pelosi's "delivery" before going ahead.
Posted by: The Otter at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (LoDF2)
+++++++++++
It shouldn't be possible, but like Peak Stupid, Peak Hate is also an undefined quantity.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (9kgSk)
his motion and withdrawing his guilty plea because the DOJ hid
exculpatory information and his previous lawyer had a conflict of
interest the DOJ also changed their recommendation from recommending
prison time to recommending no prison time?
Cause that happened.
Posted by: JackStraw
I saw reference somewhere to Wray holding back info re Seth Rich too. I'm not sure if it was accurate, never followed up on the piece. But I don't doubt it.
there are no conspiracies anymore
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (vEIlU)
I really think a lawyer could help
If she's facing 100K in liabilities, there's certainly enough money on the line to justify an hour or two of a lawyer.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc)
Didn't think so.
Has he said anything in the last few days?
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM (svbBD)
Pretty hard to deny that.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (l9m7l)
==
He knows how to play the game. And he is not intimidated. No Garland on the Supreme court . Turtle was under a lot of pressure. We owe him for having Kavanaugh on the court, too. That was a mess that could have gone south. He makes mistakes, but ...who does not.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Not like that putz was getting laid any other way.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (fhCLs)
I still think the best play here is to ask the Senate first to DISMISS the charges, as Unconstitutional.
Not acquit the President.
Dismissing them sends a shot back as the House for the shit show. Acquitting the President says the Charges were valid, but he was not guilty.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (fhCLs)
lol
Lawyers gonna lawyer. So be it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (fhCLs)
dude.....
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Miklos, drinker of cellar temperture ale at January 29, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
So Lucas was outbid?
Posted by: Recovering Triumph Owner at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:14 PM (El6T
Not saying anything says a lot.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Miklos!!! at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
looks like there are a bunch of hardship exemptions the daughter coukd look into
that the govt is NOT going to mention
but is her right
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (G546f)
Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (zicOa)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
++++++++++++
That is my sincere hope. When this ridiculous, appalling, unjust, dishonest, libelous, despicable shit show wraps up on Friday, that should be the motion - to dismiss and end it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (TVFNI)
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (cF8AT)
Tying up all their Senators and leaving Joe Biden alone on the campaign trail was too painful to contemplate
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: John Wayne at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (VDfkf)
Not acquit the President.
Dismissing them sends a shot back as the House for the shit show. Acquitting the President says the Charges were valid, but he was not guilty.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
worth a shot if possible
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (vEIlU)
Wait...why does Rep. Jeffries get to talk immediately following Philbin answering a question?
Posted by: Tami
Maybe it was a question for "both sides?"
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:12 PM (9kgSk)
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He also repeatedly spoke about how he couldn't impeach a President standing at the podium of the Senate--I guess for his morning constitutional. They certainly couldn't have just impeached the president--who Nancy Pelosi would say is "Impeached FOREVER!" (unlike Bill Clinton).
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (Eicbe)
Someone withheld emails that included Strzok and Page and the topic was Seth Rich but there are so many redactions you can't tell what they are discussing. No idea if Wray knew but I doubt the FBI Director is involved with all document review and production.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Insomniac
FLORIDA MAN!!!!!!
Posted by: Miklos!!! at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Doin' the things a Flor'da Man can!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (NWiLs)
"Commander in Chiefs"?
TIME OUT!
Posted by: Andy Reid
Yeesh.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM
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That blatant typo will make the tweet impossible to ignore by the news media.
They will jump on it, and an issue I knew nothing about gets lots of publicity.
Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (cF8AT)
Split question.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (q1Pj5)
And then to have the temerity to channel the framers.
I hate these fuckers.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (9kgSk)
lol
Lawyers gonna lawyer. So be it.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (vEIlU)
Dude, I bill by the HOUR!
Posted by: Jay S. at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (NgKpN)
It would've been "improper" to do so, but not as improper as staging a coup and holding a fake impeachment.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (fhCLs)
How about the "House Democrats from California and New York"?
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (xSo9G)
lol, it's been hilarious
he's getting more camera time and it's just making things worse
what are we watching??? Biden is in dementia stage what? And he' running for President?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (vEIlU)
We know they have something else lined up but still, this doesn't track to me at all.
Trump must have a big card to play and they want to "move on" quickly. I guess we'll see.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
It's just one big Unified Field conspiracy.
Posted by: Miklos, Art Bell's former bartender at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
Question to both parties.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide
applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (fhCLs)
Have there been any of those today?
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (cF8AT)
(Those slower guys, which I'm trying to speed up, might be going to orbit next. We're trying to cheat the Rocket Equation, here, by not using rockets unless we have to.)
Is it feasible for the Pluto Ramjet to snake a tether down to the slower / lower vessels?
Or am I smoking a lot of crack again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG2)
I think any tether long enough to be useful would exert so much drag in that dense atmosphere as to drag the ramjet out of the sky.
Have your ramjet slow to about its slowest speed, and match altitude with the daughter craft. Have the daughter craft do a brief intense fuel burn to match speed with the ramjet, and latch on. Then ramjet cranks up wide open to haul daughter craft to upper limits of atmosphere.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (LxWV7)
Not like that putz was getting laid any other way."
Have you seen his wife? Boy is he fugly.
Posted by: John Wayne at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (VDfkf)
Lucas 5G?
So your phone now explodes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (TVFNI)
Ahem. Sets itself on fire, THEN explodes.
Posted by: Recovering Triumph Owner at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (2N7oZ)
"Commander in Chiefs"?
TIME OUT!
Posted by: Andy Reid
Yeesh.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:08 PM
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That blatant typo will make the tweet impossible to ignore by the news media.
They will jump on it, and an issue I knew nothing about gets lots of publicity.
Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)
25th Amendment!!!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Priapism at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (9kgSk)
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I was really hoping that McConnell would declare them unserious and a dead letter in the Senate. But he made up this crap about his "duty" to try the Schiffshow by-product, which doesn't exist in the Federalists discussion of impeachment.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)
Schifty comes across the as the class ass kisser and the kid who would tell on other kids
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (Cn6mK)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ron Mexico
"Put me in coach!" is what you say to the ticket agent at the airport.
"Put me in, coach!" is what you say to your coach.
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (OfgiI)
They will jump on it, and an issue I knew nothing about gets lots of publicity.
Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)
It was not a typo. He was speaking of himself and other Presidents, thus, Commander in Chiefs, as it would set a Precedent on them as well.
Posted by: Jay S. at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Jay S. at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (NgKpN)
+++++++++++
I hope so. He is never going to work anything high-profile again. I know he does good work at Judicial Watch, I think, but he's toxic now. I imagine this is for the love of the game and maybe even justice.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (9kgSk)
They will jump on it, and an issue I knew nothing about gets lots of publicity.
Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)
That wasn't a typo. He was talking about himself and future Presidents thus the plural.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
First, check to see if it's a scam. Really check good. Some scammers are even better than legit bills.
Second, research who sent you the bill and why on the down low. Don't call anyone yet till you find out who, why, where and when.
Third, contact a lawyer or firm you trust.
Delay and play for time and don't pay anyone anything until you get all the facts. Most government types except the IRS are incompetent and want the suckers to pay first but have no real way to get you to pay until it gets drug out for a length of time, goes to court, etc.
And fuck Barack Obama.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (svbBD)
So your phone now explodes?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (TVFNI)
Ahem. Sets itself on fire, THEN explodes.
Elon Musk build it?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (q1Pj5)
I guess he knows him well.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (lgPYj)
looks like there are a bunch of hardship exemptions the daughter coukd look into
that the govt is NOT going to mention
but is her right
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:16 PM (G546f)
thanks
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (vEIlU)
Gimmie a break. Schiff pretending to answer now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Miklos, fahrfignugener at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 08:19 PM (NWiLs)
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That supports Dershowitz argument about the decision to have a whole other amendment to deal with incapacity.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
I'm not mad about the whole thing, not really. It is just pathetic and silly. The depressing part is that they think we are dumb enough to fall for this shit. Like watching a mentally handicapped guy trying to do a magic trick.
I'm going to guess Bolton's book will come out and the quote will be found to be misconstrued, or silly, or otherwise not applicable. And the media will just shrug and say "how could we know?"
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (fhCLs)
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If that's anything like Bad Grampa, I think I'll pass.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jay S.
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The plural is "Commanders in Chief."
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2020 08:22 PM (OfgiI)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (KNsKs
Just like with Obama, I make it a point not to listen to lying cocksuckers.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:22 PM (lnyJN)
Whatever Adam Schiff got in exchange for his soul and honor, I hope he finds that it wasn't worth it. I want him to stew in his empty vessel, surrounded by baubles of no value.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:22 PM (9kgSk)
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Given Judge Sullivan's response to Powell's last motion for new evidence, I wouldn't get my hopes up. This said, Sydney is preserving many issues for appeal, and this will be a complicated one. I'm a little surprised a part of her latest motion didn't involve a request, if he denies the other relief requested, for a loooooong delay in the sentencing date. I would think she would want to wait out Durham investigation, which we hope will focus at length on SA-1, the dude that was overseeing the DOJ lawyer who will be visiting the poke in the not too distant future.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (fhCLs)
He hasn't. Trump has twitternuked him. Not material to impeachment situation really, where outcome always has been foreordained.
Hard to believe something so pointless and dishonorable would come from a non-dummy. Won't sell 10 more books - if that's the absurd operational premise - may even decrease sales.
But how stale and lame will it be for a book's most celebrated passage to be DOA/debunked and irrelevant the day it hits the stands?
If this is what happened, we must lament the declining quality of even the back-stabbing outrages in the Beltway. Sad!
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2020 08:22 PM (OfgiI)
Heh you're right . Feel kind of silly now.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (fhCLs)
Ah ok, guess I missed them.
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (lgPYj)
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2020 08:22 PM (OfgiI)
+++++++++++++
Just how more than one Junior Whopper would be multiple Whoppers Junior.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (87EdW)
Pretty sure Schiff ain't a virgin...he might have enjoyed it.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (qLHs7)
Thanks again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 08:21 PM (+DS2f)
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Frankly, my inductive view of the Dems is that they can't do better. They are becoming increasingly bad at governing, at improving conditions, at rhetoric that doesn't simply demand their narrative or you have some sort of personal defect (racist, tinfoil hatter,etc.).
They are good people, which is WHY Don LeMon didn't do what you think you saw him do--because he would never do what you're describing. And Orangeman is bad.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Jay S. at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (NgKpN)
Correctly, then, that would be "Commanders in Chief".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Soothsayer
*raps grammar across the nose with a rolled up CutJib Newsletter*
Posted by: Miklos, ordnung fur grammatik at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:25 PM (fhCLs)
Because of Lindsey Graham started naming names on the Republican witness lists - LAST person they want under oath is Schiff and Carimella. Neither can possible be truthful under cross. It started scaring the shit out of them. Better to "give up" than to go forward. they might also be starting to realize hanging their future around the neck of the Bolton was a really dumb idea.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 08:25 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:22 PM (9kgSk)
He lost. He placed many dem seats in peril and raised Trump's popularity. After 2020 election, when Republicans are back on top at the house, many will point at his folly and blame him.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:25 PM (zr5Kq)
Hunter is not called as a witnessand he dies from too much hookers and blow. Joey Bidet gets a sympathy bounce and beats Bernie in Iowa.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 08:25 PM (TVFNI)
History will remember him as a walking shitpile. Two legged diarrhea packed in skin.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 07:59 PM (nfcV2)
I would like history to remember him as the sun bleached carcass hood ornament that Lord Humungus transfered from vehicle to vehicle because he couldn't part with his favorite bug screen.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (lnyJN)
They are good people, which is WHY Don LeMon didn't do what you think you saw him do--because he would never do what you're describing. And Orangeman is bad.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)
+++++++++++++
The wheels came off this damn thing when Trump hamstrung them with the transcript. This is the institutional version of flop sweat - and they're sacrificing the Republic in front of our eyes as they try increasingly desperate stick-save measures to rescue their position.
Again: maximum hate. Hate for the entire government outside of a few very specific individuals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (ZLI7S)
Agree. I think his ego clouded his otherwise sharp intellect . He didn't like the way he was fired I assume.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)
Not acquit the President.
Dismissing them sends a shot back as the House for the shit show. Acquitting the President says the Charges were valid, but he was not guilty.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:15 PM (NgKpN)
worth a shot if possible
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:17 PM (vEIlU)
Due to the lengthy extensive investigation, paucity of evidence, and vagueness of the charges - dismiss with prejudice all actions real or imagined of the President up to the date that Nanzi referred the impeachment to the Senate.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 29, 2020 08:27 PM (1g7ch)
Like I said, I think the only way to stop this House Shit show, is to DISMISS the charges as Unconstitutional.
Otherwise we are right back here in a couple of months over some other Policy.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:27 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: jsg at January 29, 2020 08:27 PM (S9ODh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 29, 2020 08:25 PM (TVFNI)
and ? who is his Veep ? Lizka ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:27 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: rhomboid
Bolton's entire book should be introduced into evidence, and thereby be in the public domain.
We'll have that advance back, Mr. Bolton.
Posted by: Miklos, Publisher's Agent at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Lucas 5G?
So your phone now explodes?
All parts falling off this phone are of the finest British workmanship.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (lmyr9)
Vindman would be a great "witness" for us.
He would be asked the same exact question Shiff prevented him from answering (regarding his "contact" in the "intelligence community"), and this time he'd have to answer. And this farce would be OVER.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 08:25 PM (+DS2f)
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Why didn't Roberts call for the Captain of the Guard to take him in irons for retaliating against the suspected whistleblower? If Ciaramella even has his car keyed--it is a VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTION!!
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (Eicbe)
What an achievement. If that guy put half the effort into doing anything right that he does into fence-sitting, he might have been something over than a mediocrity about whom no one cares.
(question was, "doesn't the president's assertion of privilege make him look guilty? also, isn't abusive or partisan impeachment bad?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)
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Nah. You're talking about someone who represented Bill Clinton and O.J. Simpson. Dersh is a constitutionalist, but he is hard core lib.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (Eicbe)
Totally agree. The problem is the world doesn't work the way they think, and the problem is getting worse. Democrats are essentially monarchists. They want rule by an enlightened elite. These days the differential between them and everyone else, no matter what elite school they attended, is getting smaller and smaller, and the complexity of the world is increasing rapidly. not only aren't they worthy to rule, they simply don't have the tools to do it.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Chillin the most at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (lonOK)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: steevy
Robert Mitchum sings "Reaning.....reaning....."
Posted by: JT at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (9kgSk)
Witnesses aren't a bad thing. In fact, I think it'll help.
But that's only if McConnell allows ALL witnesses, and not just "all relevant witnesses" as the Democrats like to say.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (fhCLs)
The Gimp is a former federal prosecutor and is accustomed to running over the people in his cross hairs and being a Democrat he has become habituated to being able to say whatever and slander whoever he wants with impunity.
So yes, he sucks at being a human being and having a human beings modesty and temperament.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (0keV9)
And the 5G decision surprises me, in a very negative way.
Boris, what you thinking?
Will the krauts now go with Huawei?
And yeah yeah I've had a ring-side seat to useless "allies" and their irresponsible stupid behavior for decades, but this is pretty big.
Embedding the most ambitious capable international vandals (China) in the heart of a country's telecom system. Wow.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (El6T/)
Well, at least Ben and Jerry would name ice cream after them.
Posted by: Miklosian Anti-Marketing SA de CV at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (lnyJN)
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Bullshit. He was the first one to spell covfefe right!
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
New Democrat PAC ad hits Bernie Sanders hard.
They call him a Socialist, and call out his health mentioning his heart attack.
Brutal.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:26 PM (q1Pj5)
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Nah. You're talking about someone who represented Bill Clinton and O.J. Simpson. Dersh is a constitutionalist, but he is hard core lib.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:28 PM (sGotD)
I don't know, there is nothing worse than everyone who you thought were friends, turning on you.
Hell, he even said a relative asked him to change his name over this.
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (NgKpN)
Yea, I think that's definitely in doubt.
This is hurting Democrats bad. A failed and this time completely partisan impeachment hurts the party that brings it. Ask Newt. Investigations? Sure, but I don't see another impeachment before the election if ever unless really does commit a new crime which seems unlikely.
I don't care how crazy the far left in the House has become Nancy isn't that stupid. She would almost definitely lose her gavel.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
I'm paying attention to Hillary 3.0, and/or Michelle Obama, as the "white knight" candidate. Time is getting short. Absent a brokered convention selection, I believe early March marks the date a candidate needs to get on the ballot in order to play the delegate game.
Biden: A stuttering incompetent baffoon, who will lose decisively vs. Trump, and everyone knows it.
Warren: Lying extremist, hated and feared by Dem monied interest on WallStreet. Not going to make it.
Bernie: By far, the most likely to be the Dem nominee, absent shenanigans, and shenanigans are 100% guaranteed with the Dev establishment (just LOOK at what what they've done in last two elections). Powerful Dem forces will align to deny him the ticket.
All of this tells me, our real enemy has yet to reveal herself.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (DRgs8)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (ykYG2)
++++++++++++
The load they shot was the tapped-out, low-t, watery load of an overused street gigolo.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (q1Pj5)
"If this had gone the other way and Ukraine had offered dirt in exchange for aid, that would be bribery and thus impeachable. Why is the opposite case not the same thing?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:23 PM (ykYG2)
I actually never finished Europa Report
but I like Prospect
I like Pedro Pascal and the kid is good too
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ron Mexico
"Put me in coach!" is what you say to the ticket agent at the airport.
"Put me in, coach!" is what you say to your coach.
Posted by: RKae at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (OfgiI)
Gotta give the Brits credit here. They know how to comma.
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (zr5Kq)
Seriously? He's always rattling on about how in spite of everything he's still a liberal Democrat
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (Cn6mK)
https://tinyurl.com/u4voqsv
A Democratic PAC has released a nasty attack ad in Iowa against Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-VT) that questions his ability to defeat President Donald Trump in the general election and to maintain the cardiac activity required to live.
mediate
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (vEIlU)
I guarantee Roberts would never allow Shiff to be a witness.
And the whistleblower will not be compelled to testify.
Ciaramella won't be called to testify because McConnell would never allow his Senate to break federal law and "out" the whistleblower.
Vindman is the Key.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (xSo9G)
He is kissing up to Roberts, last I heard....
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (zr5Kq)
Why, sure..it's right there, read it for yourself.
Fat litte stupid fuck.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (xSo9G)
omg I love Trump.
Tweets about Bolton:
"frankly, if I listened to him, we would be in World War Six by now"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (oVJmc)
"Bribery is obviously impeachable, and this is what we mean by abuse of power as it is within the historical standard of bribery being caught up in other offenses. Bribery was clearly established."
Blah, blah, blah,more assertions.
Well then why didn't you impeach him for bribery, fuckhead?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2020 08:32 PM (Cn6mK)
you are harshing my mellow...
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: EdmundBurkesShade at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (gSgAd)
Posted by: RichardWindsor "
No one can beat Trump and the Dems know it.
Posted by: freaked at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (9kgSk)
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Hunter Biden was the target of Trump's suspicion. If they uncover valid reasons for suspicion--whether prosecutable or not (it's an investigation--not a prosecution), that lends more credence to the idea that Trump does not have to have an impure motive.
Heck, I bet they could do a poll right now and find out that near half of the American people want H. Biden fully investigated, whatever that results in. And how could not be said to be the interest of the country.
There was no pressing national interest in a self-defense fatality in Sanford Florida--but the press made sure that we knew the ins and outs to make Zimmerman a villain forever.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (Eicbe)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/356269/
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
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I think he says, 'I have always been...'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:34 PM (xSo9G)
The House didn't actually subpoena anybody.
When told that a court would have to rule on that, the requests-that-are-not-really-subpoenas were withdrawn.
Posted by: Miklos, with a minor but significant point at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)
"There isn't a crime established. The articles espouse a theoretical abuse of power, not a charge of bribery. The house didn't impeach for bribery. Changing the argument is akin to prosecutorial misconduct."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (9kgSk)
They continue to try to equate investigating corruption with digging for dirt on an opponent.
Something they did in spades.
LOLGFY
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, that reminds me.
The only thing this farce is missing is five-hundred generals signing an Op-Ed in support of fake impeachment.
Or two-thousand former DoJ employees...
or three-thousand homo paraplegic veterans...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:33 PM (9kgSk)
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They did. You wingerz just don't want to come to grasp with living, breathing articles of impeachment!
(Orangemanbad)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (Eicbe)
Um the bribery component of the Impeachment clause is about the President taking bribes not bribing other to do his biding.
Pretty much everything done with regards to foreign policy is about money bribes.
Let's ask Joe "You want this billion dollars, you got six hours to fire the prosecutor" Biden about bribes.
Warren as usual betrays her ignorance of the law and the Constitution
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 08:36 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:36 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
The Foreign Corrupt Practices Act might beg to differ.
Posted by: Miklos, maybe at January 29, 2020 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)
Something they did in spades.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (2DOZq)
+++++++++++
Democrat motto: Whatever we do, blame it on Trump.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:36 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (lmyr9)
Do the democrats have no shame?
Because they certainly have no intelligence.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (rd+Bu)
He's got this.
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Miklos, maybe at January 29, 2020 08:36 PM (QzkSJ)
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They might indeed. But Hunter took a sweetheart gig for loads of cash. It was corrupt as hell, but they weren't buying Hunter. They were buying Joe.
Did Hunter commit a crime? Very probably. Is it worth being easy on Hunter to set a trap for Joe? Definitely.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (CDGwz)
Does a few minutes of Wallace cancel hours of Hannity, Pirro, Ingraham and others. Fox News is very pro Trump in case no one's noticed. Ask any leftist. They would prevent us from watching it if they could.
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XHdLb)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (M+Lyo)
Why are they impeaching the President?
Orangeman is bad.
In a way similar to Huey Lewis's song, they Want a New Crime.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
~~~~~
Well I went, but didn't get in. Left a lengthy report at #1151 in "The Dangerous Rise" post (around 5:00 pm today.) Sad.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (r+sAi)
Who knows, the Schumer Slime May be able to get the dickless 'Rs' to commit Party and electoral suicide by voting for additional witnesses-- and their( R) certain, irreversible demise.
When your fate as a Party and quite possibly a country, electorally, rest on Collins, Murkowski, Romney and Alexander you get the Majority you deserve. These treacherous shit monkeys should long ago have been organizationally/ bureaucratically neutered by The Turtle.
Posted by: Beyond Norman Parameters at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (xXx5y)
In particular it is the Oxford Comma that separates us from the beasts of the field.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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As was everyone who ever hired the miserable little POS
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (CDGwz)
This whole ploy of the Bolton leak isn`t designed to peel off squishy republicans, it is to provide them cover.
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 29, 2020 08:29 PM (yhf6w)
100%
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (uEbPt)
New Democrat PAC ad hits Bernie Sanders hard.
They call him a Socialist, and call out his health mentioning his heart attack.
Brutal.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:30 PM (vEIlU)
I think Sloe Joe let slip the plan. He names a VP that the party wants, then hangs on for 25 months. This allows the VP of the partys choice to become President for 9 yrs & 11 months.
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (pREVk)
Do the democrats have no shame?
Because they certainly have no intelligence.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (rd+Bu)
++++++++++++++
The Democrats are on the leading edge of bad behavior. What is the one thing that the Left, through all of the machinations, have tried to remove from civil society?
Shame. That is to say, morality (for what besides morals can result in shame)?
They don't have any. That is to say, they have no morality.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (9kgSk)
this chapter will be over. Let's take bets on the House continuing on
as if nothing has happened, subpoena Bolton and others, and rinse and
repeat and simply impeach Trump a second time, closer to the 2020
election. Is this even in doubt?
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 08:24 PM (DRgs
That will create an even bigger yawn than this one has. The first shot is the best shot. And they royally blew it.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (ldR/a)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (9kgSk)
Hey, that's my shtick.
Posted by: Andrew Sullivan at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (zicOa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++++++
I suspect that the only thing he is thinking is, "I wish I could get away with it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:40 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:38 PM (sGotD)
I'll take a look. People were there 48 hours to get in...professionals !
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 08:40 PM (EYsyU)
In case anyone wants a change of pace...
Here's something I just stumbled on.
(most of you old people are going to know more about what I'm about to say than I do...)
Remember the episode of The Simpsons with the guy who sounded just like Michael Jackson? The singer in that episode is Kipp Lennon.
Kipp Lennon is one of 11 Lennon children, including the Lennon Sisters (Lawrence Welk). Did you know the dad of the Lennon kids was murdered by a stalker who fantasized himself married to one of the Lennon sisters?
Kipp and his brothers have a band called Venice. They do covers. Maybe more, I dunno.
Which brings me to Skunk Baxter. Jeff Baxter is a well-known guitarist who played with Doobie Brothers,....other people, I forget.
Anyway, here's Skunk Baxter, Kipp Lennon, and other known musicians playing a beautiful version of Rikki Don't Lose That Number:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xN0hmNS_IU
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 08:40 PM (fhCLs)
(I am not making this up. Or at least, I'm not making up that there will be cakes).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 08:40 PM (6XLoz)
"The president claims his actions were perfect, but he blocks his advisers from testifying. If he's so perfect, why not allow these fact witnesses to testify."
Schiff to respond.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (9kgSk)
Which has nothing to do with today's America or Trump's situation. Or the Dems' predicament. Time is running out for a black swan to save them.
Odds remain in favor of a yuuge Trump re-election with good potential for above-average coat-tails down the ticket.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (pREVk)
this isn't a bad theory. Mike Obama ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XHdLb)
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They criticized Fox for not cutting away from Pam Bondi and not joining the media silence on Pam Bondi's successful argument that Hunter Biden is germane.
But the really stupid part, over and over, is that the Dems speak constantly in generalities, they offer no proof--but demand that you simply accept their narrative of events.
It is the most pathetic thing I have ever seen--but I'm really coming into the opinion that they cannot help themselves.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (Eicbe)
One big flaw in that plan: you gotta vote for Joe Biden.
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 08:42 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:42 PM (CDGwz)
"He doesn't want witnesses to testify because he doesn't want you to know the truth. He knows what they'll say, and he wants to block you from knowing it because he's guilty."
Also arguing about whether Roberts is allowed to make decisions regarding privilege instead of going through the courts. He claims that yes he can, but the senate could overturn his decision (though whether on simple or super majority would have to be investigated).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:42 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:43 PM (6XlcD)
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Some professionals, and a lot of cheats.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:43 PM (sGotD)
He claims that the Democrats will decline to challenge Roberts on a ruling, so long as the Republicans agree to do the same.
He either knows that this point is bunk and it will never get that far, or Roberts is on board.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 08:39 PM (pREVk)
he won't make it through debates with Trump
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:43 PM (sGotD)
Yeah, f'in place holders ? The heck is that ???
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (zr5Kq)
He's begging him to save him
Posted by: It's me donna
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Schiff is confident (for some reason) that Roberts would bar both Bidens, the whistleblower, Schiff, et al from being called.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (xSo9G)
Leave them guessing what the consequences will be.
Posted by: mnw at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:41 PM (9kgSk)
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If you're so innocent, why not consent to a strip search?
They keep talking like they want this to be a "fair trial" (which usually means fair to the accused) and yet they keep suggesting that Trump should want to prove himself innocent even if it breaches what is left of executive privilege (via separation of powers).
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (Eicbe)
A technically sound confirmation of that from an actual FCPA type would be helpful.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (El6T/)
Problem with Biden is you can tell he's got the dementia.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (4thlk)
As has been said...
If the facts are on your side, you pound the facts.
If the law is on your side, you pound the law.
If you have neither facts or the law on your side, you do what the Democrats are doing, you sneak into your parents bedroom, raid their liqueur cabinet and drop an upper decker in Nana's bathroom all the while blaming the cat for eating your cheetohs.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (0keV9)
They expected to win seats and ended up losing seats, just barely retaining the majority. Clinton rose to some of his best approval ratings.
Newt resigned before he could lose re-election to Speaker which he was clearly on track for.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (ZLI7S)
sucks that you didn't get in but seeing that line on social media really cheered me up
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)
He claims that the Democrats will decline to challenge Roberts on a ruling, so long as the Republicans agree to do the same.
A ruling on what question?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:46 PM (zr5Kq)
The Dems are sending every Republican senator a large cake with LISTEN
TO BOLTON written on it. Trump is clearly well and truly screwed now.
(I am not making this up. Or at least, I'm not making up that there will be cakes).
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 08:40 PM (6XLoz)
And now this is the part of Impeachment where we do stupid stunts that would embarrass a high school junior.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 08:46 PM (ldR/a)
I do not understand these words in this order.
Posted by: Insomniac
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[waves hand]
I do! I do!
Posted by: Hunter Biden at January 29, 2020 08:46 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XHdLb)
Leftists also say the same thing about CNN, MSNBC, and NYT. They don't live in reality.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 08:46 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:46 PM (KNsKs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xN0hmNS_IU
Fantastic! Most SD covers are kinda sloppy, but this is as good as the original record.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (6XLoz)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (9kgSk)
Schiffty is really losin it
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 29, 2020 08:20 PM (2DOZq)
Then that should have been 'commanders in chief'. Like 'attorneys general', not 'attorney generals'.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (9kgSk)
Schiffty is really losin it
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (M+Lyo)
But, it could be a tax
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
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Absolutely! Problem is, pretty much the only bars that had the rally on were just outside the venue. I doubt there was another bar in NJ that had it on.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:47 PM (sGotD)
He's begging him to save him
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:43 PM (6XlcD)
Oh shit, Roberts is going to declare the impeachment a tax
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (W/gIX)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (svbBD)
The Dems are sending every Republican senator a large cake with LISTEN
TO BOLTON written on it.
Cue original ending of 'Doctor Strangelove.'
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (zicOa)
Posted by: runner
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Only if the targets are man-hating, and yet, cis-normative dick lovers...sitting on bar stools, at closing time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)
"Offer your views on the limiting principals, particularly in terms of imminent elections, in the interest of installing "guard rails" and maintaining trust."
Response:
"You shouldn't have a partisan impeachment, which is itself a danger sign in the overturning of an election, in fact two elections. Opposition was bipartisan. If you have a process that is unprecedented, that should be considered. In this case, there was no vote authorizing impeachment, Nancy just did it. No historical precedents around the president's rights were violated. They now want the Senate to call witnesses they didn't pursue and to do what they did, only call their witnesses, don't have opposition witnesses from the president, etc. The House fails to understand fairness. In the American justice system, fairness is about fairness to the accused. Defer to Dershowitz' 'golden rule' about the shoe on the other foot."
(all quotes are paraphrased, of course, throughout - I can't type quite that fast)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:46 PM (KNsKs)
Yup....I always get a used car salesman with skid marks and unwashed hands vibe from the guy.
Fake as the day is long.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: kallisto at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (zicOa)
That's why God made spackle.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Someone on Twitter suggested they should vote to acquit and then all eat the cake right in front of Schiff.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 08:49 PM (6XLoz)
Imagine where we'd be now if not.
Posted by: mnw at January 29, 2020 08:49 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: t-bird at January 29, 2020 08:42 PM (1+J19)
I did not say it is a good plan.
I do think it is all they have.
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 08:50 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)
It worked once, true, but we like variety...
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:50 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM
oh to be so blissfully unaware...
(I live on the ND side of the ND/MN border & have had to listen to her on local radio/TV for the last 12 years. If you think you don't like her now, wait till she's been annoying your earballs that long...)
Posted by: ptschett at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (zB+vL)
ooh oooh mr roberts, can we have a do-over?
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:48 PM (xSo9G)
We did George Conway last thread.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (qu1px)
Nadler:
"Privilege must be explicitly invoked. Trump hasn't done so. He has claimed immunity by his stance of 'deny all documents and witnesses that the House demands.' This is beyond the pale because he blocked congressionally-mandated aid to pressure them into investigating his opponents."
Bullshit. The aid was sent before the deadline. Fuck off, Nadler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: runner
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Easy. Just move to another bar.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:52 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (Eicbe)
+++++++++++++
Schiff should be declared the target of a letter of marque and reprisal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:52 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:52 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: HRC at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (ldmQR)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:52 PM (6XlcD)
+++++++++++++++
Sadly, no. He is desperate and evil.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (Eicbe)
Schiffty should be declared taxing (my fucking patience).
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Axeman
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Nadler should be declared a threat to the structural integrity of the building.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (rpxSz)
here is the cake they sent to the GOP
Cruz was first, he turned it away
what clowns
https://tinyurl.com/uqlx4ch
the hill
instagram picture of cake
https://tinyurl.com/shxcodg
omg, such dopes
taxpayer dollars down the toilet again
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (vEIlU)
Did he miss his din din?
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)
+++++++++++++++++++
And that is the scariest part. The rest of them must actually be retarded.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
It's common for people that have assets to transfer them to relatives to avoid having to dispose of them to pay for their own medical care.
Posted by: con servative with my money only at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (/LQkF)
Ok, done getting my shit together, which is mostly guns and ammo, for the farm tomorrow. Four. Day. Weekend.
Posted by: Weasel at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (rd+Bu)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (rpxSz)
To stand up or just walk?
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: mnw at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (6XLoz)
"Privilege must be explicitly invoked."
Bullshit. The aid was sent before the deadline. Fuck off, Nadler.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (9kgSk)
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Yes, the people who call ICE detention camps gulags and concentration camps need precise terminology for everything.
This is really something they should try in the SCOTUS. I think I know the way the SCOTUS will rule. A power is a power. A separation of powers is a separation of powers.
Is there any precedent to this fecal-flaked assertion that a president must explicitly evoke it?
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:52 PM (xSo9G)
bar hopping !
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (zr5Kq)
He's probably make more sense
Posted by: It's me donna at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:45 PM (G546f)
~~~~~
Yep. It was a lot of fun to be surrounded by Trump supporters. Like many blue states, NJ has lots of conservatives, but sadly, the libs in the big cities outnumber us in votes.
Rally site, Cape May County: 58%Trump, 36% Clinton
My county, Monmouth: 53% Trump, 44% Clinton.
We're out here!
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)
What trump did wasn't wrong, he just didn't call it the right thing. Dems are basing an impeachment on a technicality.
JCPOA wasn't a treaty because they didn't call it a treaty. Even though by definition it was a treaty. Republicans let them get away with it then, they damn well better not let it happen now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (qu1px)
Here I come to save the day!
Posted by: Mighty Mouse at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (2N7oZ)
The president of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, Ingrid Newkirk, sent a letter to the Punxsutawney Groundhog Club's president, Bill Deeley, asking him to consider the idea of an animatronic groundhog to replace Punxsutawney Phil. In the letter, Newkirk suggests that usage of artificial AI, could actually make the yearly tradition more interesting and "renew interest in Punxsutawney, generating a great deal of buzz, much like Sony's robot dog 'aibo,' which walks, plays, misbehaves, and responds to commands."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (+HeT6)
Posted by: Kahn on Schiff at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (Eicbe)
"On what date did Trump first withhold assistance, and did he explain the reason at that time?"
Answer:
"I don't think there is evidence in the record of the specific date. Testimony from OMB were aware of a hold as of July 3 and there is evidence of the president's rationale earlier than that, from late June. That was released under FOIA from the Chief of Staff, as a presidential meeting follow-up. The questions were around who got funding, did it go to US firms, and how much are other NATO members contributing. The concern was largely around burden-sharing, as was in the transcript from the July 25 call."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (9kgSk)
taxpayer dollars down the toilet again
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (vEIlU)
Those cakes are making him lose his concentration
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (M+Lyo)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 08:51 PM (r+sAi)
It's in the Good and Plenty Clause.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (uEbPt)
apparently they used a big digital printer to print out the sets piece by piece in a big warehouse
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (XVuno)
The DemonRat Party has been a criminal organization for 20 years.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 29, 2020 08:56 PM (+HeT6)
You missed a 0.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 08:54 PM (0keV9)
Hey now! That's uncalled for.
Posted by: Fucking Baffoons at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: steve at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (TTy55)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway
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Just say an ad for Midget Mike.. let's say he's lost his marbles.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:35 PM (zr5Kq)
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Medicaid is income-tested, not asset-tested, IIRC. And you might *get* income and assets later in life if you come out of poverty. The mortgage Medicaid holds is eternal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (9kgSk)
Form 87259-stroke-J, in triplicate, filed with the local council office and notarized by a duly-authorized realty agent!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (oVJmc)
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Huh. And here I thought you were supposed to sniff glue to plug up the coke holes.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (sGotD)
Gravity's a bitch.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 08:55 PM (oVJmc)
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Baron Harkonnen managed just fine.
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (uEbPt)
I think you meant the Milk Duds' Amendment
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (qu1px)
oh good
hubby finally on the way home
time to get his dinner ready
he'll be burnt
been gone since so early this morning
have fun all
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 29, 2020 08:59 PM (rpxSz)
I'd wager 75% of strippers know who he is.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 08:59 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: JackStraw
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AOC, Waters, Jackson-Lee, et al would have been much more entertaining.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 08:59 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (nfcV2)
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Wait. What?
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:59 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM
Be a great if delivered by Christopher Walken.
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 09:00 PM (786Ro)
The closest to it might have been watching the Chiefs play the Titans, at the local Buffalo Wild Wings-- the old white guys in Chiefs gear looked kinda Trump-y.
Posted by: mnw at January 29, 2020 09:00 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM (XVuno)
Yeah, everybody else's too.
Posted by: Richard M. Nixon's head at January 29, 2020 09:00 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 09:00 PM (R0z7P)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:00 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (AMIL/)
"Trump claims he was mistreated by the House by being excluded from proceedings. How does this compare to prior impeachments and did the president opt out of any opportunity to participate?"
Answer:
"Trump was invited to attend to all committee proceedings. He or his lawyers were invited and declined. They could have cross-examined, but they chose not to. They were offered Trump's own witnesses and he declined. Trump claimed that our impeachment was unfair and did not participate. He refused to produce any documents to the intelligence committee, which was obligated to produce. He is not the victim. The American People are the victim."
OANN voiceover now, not hearing the rest of the bloviating.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Hands at January 29, 2020 09:00 PM (786Ro)
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The only cure would be more cowbell.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (Eicbe)
In the dems' case, "A" is for asshole. It's the best they can do.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)
I know, and this is their best case. And if it is doing anything, it is increasing Trump's support. They blew this one, royally.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (ldR/a)
(Those slower guys, which I'm trying to speed up, might be going to orbit next. We're trying to cheat the Rocket Equation, here, by not using rockets unless we have to.)
Is it feasible for the Pluto Ramjet to snake a tether down to the slower / lower vessels?
Or am I smoking a lot of crack again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG2)
In theory, yes. In fact there was a proposal of an "elevator to the stars" around where a cable goes from ground to geosync orbit and you just pull them up it.
However tidal forces and weight of the cable on itself requires 'unreasonably strong materials', and if it breaks you have a hell of a mess when the line recoils in either direction.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: steevy
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I can guarantee that they have floor-mount commodes in whatever water closets he uses.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (XVuno)
Until he met my little sister.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (MHHCZ)
Someone on Twitter suggested they should vote to acquit and then all eat the cake right in front of Schiff.
Posted by: Ian S.
Eat Steve Cohen's fried chicken.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (aKsyK)
If you missed today's fake impeachment, don't worry...
they'll be a repeat live performance tomorrow!
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (eLZcY)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (OAlmw)
Stopped campaigning because of Sandy, Christie gave Obama a bro hug.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (dNzKv)
They will jump on it, and an issue I knew nothing about gets lots of publicity.
Posted by: rd at January 29, 2020 08:18 PM (+0uDE)
bwahahaha.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
But I am filled with hate for virtually all of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:03 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:03 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 09:03 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 08:57 PM
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ZZZZZZfltfltlfhthzzzzzz!!!
Posted by: The Fungi From Yuggoth at January 29, 2020 09:03 PM (Eicbe)
Mr. Owl,
How many times can Democrats ask the same fake question to make a statement pleading for fake witnesses?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:03 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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She apparently buys clothes that almost fit, at the Goodwill Store.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 09:01 PM (ldR/a)
Hey, thats my line!
Posted by: Prince Andrew at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (qu1px)
How many times can Democrats ask the same fake question to make a statement pleading for fake witnesses?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:03 PM (fhCLs)
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As many times as I choose to let them.
- Mitch McConnell
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (9kgSk)
how much are other NATO members contributing. The concern was largely
around burden-sharing, as was in the transcript from the July 25 call." - posted by Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
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That's our president at work : "Make ... America ... Great ... Again!" The transcript reads loud and clear - "America First!"
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (Pqytn)
How i would love to see Pelosi, Schiff, and Schumer propelled off Capitol Hill by fists, feet, and sticks in any combination necessary. Nadler, being a special case, can be propelled by any means which can handle his weight.
Posted by: Skrapheap at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (BaJym)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (G546f)
In theory, yes. In fact there was a proposal of an "elevator to the stars" around where a cable goes from ground to geosync orbit and you just pull them up it.
However tidal forces and weight of the cable on itself requires 'unreasonably strong materials', and if it breaks you have a hell of a mess when the line recoils in either direction.
Posted by: Oldcat
Use ACME cable.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (aKsyK)
But I am filled with hate for virtually all of them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Range time.
First 100 rounds are on (not at) me.
Posted by: Deadeye Miklos at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (9kgSk)
You made me look this up ...Eligibility may vary by state....home and furnishings are exempt...married coupe - if only one applying may transfer assets to one who is not...
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (R0z7P)
Tweedle Dee and Tweedle Dum.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (nfcV2)
She's making the case for replacing libtard wimmen with sexbots.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: Skrapheap at January 29, 2020 09:04 PM (BaJym)
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Ready and waiting, boss
Posted by: Boeing CH-47 'Chinook' Heavy-Lift Helicopter at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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And that is the scariest part. The rest of them must actually be retarded.
_______
They're holding me back for the big finale.
Posted by: Senator Patty Murray at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (rd+Bu)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (OAlmw)
>>Minneapolis NAACP, Black Lives Matter call on Klobuchar to suspend campaign
https://tinyurl.com/us4syns
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (lfIv5)
Oh and I wish PDT would stop flights in and out of China. If he doesn't and people start dying from this virus you know the Dems will use it against him.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (KSBDE)
She's making the case for replacing libtard wimmen with sexbots.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (F+DKG)
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Ingrid Newkirk is a vicious, evil, communist bitch.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ian S.
Eat Steve Cohen's fried chicken.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
It's carnival season.
They could have a King Cake with a little baby Trump inside.
Posted by: Mardi Gras Mambo Miklos at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (QzkSJ)
That just illustrates the big gap in the Dems thinking, since they didn't evoke legal resolution.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (Eicbe)
Can someone do a mash up of the fake impeachment trial in the Senate and set it to the song "It's My Party (I Can Cry If I Want To )?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 29, 2020 08:53 PM (ZLI7S)
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And that is the scariest part. The rest of them must actually be retarded.
_______
I pity the fools.
Posted by: B.A. Baracus at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: EveR
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She was cut off, in mid blather.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (CDGwz)
Dems: we have the sole power to run impeachment in the house oh and we get to tell the Senate how to run the trial.
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (OAlmw)
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Man, I bet those fidget spinners were spinning like crazy after that answer.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (dNzKv)
If I was a Senator, I'd be infuriated they sent a House Manager who cannot even read, like Garcia.
Posted by: EveR at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (R0z7P)
Eh, literacy just leads to trouble.
Posted by: Tim Kaine at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (4thlk)
hmmmm, you are on to something
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Newkirk was a good guy, until he transitioned.
Posted by: Hogan's Heroes at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Tan, Rested and Ready.
Posted by: The Budweiser Clydesdales at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (qu1px)
If the Dems had bothered to sue, the WH would have claimed Exec Priv.
Of course, they didn't bother.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:08 PM (oVJmc)
What is MERP?
Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (KSBDE)
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No relation!
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Pqytn)
trial in the Senate and set it to the song "It's
Want To )
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM
FIFY
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (4thlk)
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Doubtless. An evil, soulless psychopath.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Bend at the knees and put your back into it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (dNzKv)
Nope. They should have a Senate pot luck dinner. Pass around the sign up sheet and ask Schumer and Schiff what they're bringing.
Posted by: Tuna at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (RueoN)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:06 PM (OAlmw)
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Yep. I've been saying that for months now.
They went to court to get the ruling that they can pursue impeachment however they want. And I backed that ruling.
However, nobody is compelled to do anything by the House--they also get to deploy their powers as they choose.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Hank "A-Team" Guamtanamero at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: lowandslow
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Many of them are. Schiff is merely a little brighter than the parade of clowns that he is leading, therefore, more dangerous.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 08:58 PM (9kgSk)
You made me look this up ...Eligibility may vary by state....home and furnishings are exempt...married coupe - if only one applying may transfer assets to one who is not...
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Isn't Insomniac something of an expert in medicine and law? Maybe he could give some advice to them.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, but that's like what, 25'? Maybe 30' if you swung her by her ankles.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Senator a klobberknocker at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (ZS+GP)
Or am I smoking a lot of crack again.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 08:11 PM (ykYG
like a slingshot?
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:11 PM (G546f)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 29, 2020 09:11 PM (WQZ1O)
Jebus, juvenile deliquents in the house.
Posted by: Infidel at January 29, 2020 09:11 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (4thlk)
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I came out of the House hearings with the idea that Schiff actually believes what he is saying.
So, yeah. Denial is a bitch.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:11 PM (Eicbe)
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Cake sale! Much more fun.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (4thlk)
And a former Federal prosecutor. That scares me more than his shamwowpeachment schifft show.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Bend at the knees and put your back into it.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:09 PM (dNzKv)
*stretches, inhales, exhales, releases trebuchet
I think it worked !
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (dNzKv)
Well, she's a guy, so.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM (2N7oZ)
Oh and I wish PDT would stop flights in and out of China. If he doesn't and people start dying from this virus you know the Dems will use it against him.
Posted by: Tuna
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They'll do that if the sky's blue or gray. Screeeeeeech, Orange Man Bad.
Screeeeeeech...
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: steevy at January 29, 2020 09:12 PM
All trannies, all the time.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (pw+jk)
OT/ My mom said she was making pot roast tonight for dinner but I haven't gotten confirmation and she not answering her phone. What do I do?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (RT6Hk)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (1v8dB)
Posted by: miklos, casually thumbing through this Alinsky book at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserious at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (pw+jk)
Or they're not giving up and another magic "bombshell" will arrive tomorrow. But I agree with you completely. Trump has something yuge or they wouldn't be looking to drop the subject.
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (1v8dB)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)
These entire proceedings deserve tub girl.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (F+DKG)
You are making assumptions? Also, Schiff referred to the WB as he - or she, it is possible Ciaramella identifies as a she.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (dNzKv)
Does a few minutes of Wallace cancel hours of Hannity, Pirro, Ingraham and others. Fox News is very pro Trump in case no one's noticed. Ask any leftist. They would prevent us from watching it if they could.
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at January 29, 2020 08:37 PM (XHdLb)
Wallace and Juan Williams aren't arguing, they are just bellowing like buffalos that everyone else is wrong. There's no value in that.
I actually watch YT videos of actual leftist progressives when they make arguments about there positions, and they have some points and some errors. What is interesting how similar these progressive old left sound to us - hate the Dems, hate the press, hate Russiagate and the warmongers...
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Jake from State Farm at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (eoQWY)
This is not how this place works. We give advice on all matters without relying on expert and professionals ! This is our credo.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Tuna
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The can'tidates have already started saying that Trump has made it worse or he's the wrong president or he's putting the country in jeopardy--you take your pick.
Here's the thing. Stopping flights to and from China would have a disparate impact on people of the Chinese race--disparate impact proves racism.
Racists say that they don't want that disease but they are really saying that they don't want an ASIAN disease!
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (RT6Hk)
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I'm assuming you're on the west coast. Right?
Drive over to her house. Make sure she's okay, then ask about the pot roast.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (sGotD)
We always wonder about politicians state of mind but after watching
today I'm becoming convinced the Schiff is an actual Psychopath. I'm not
joking, his ability to lie, his meanness, fake emotions, etc. at this
level makes me think he's just a flat out Psychopath.
There are a few people who you take one look at and go, "Yep, he (or she as the case may be) is a psycho."
Shit-for-Brains is one, Pelousi is another one. It's always the usual gang of progressive idiots. The first person I noticed it with was that Cajun guy for BJ Cliton, Carville.
"There's your sign..."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (1v8dB)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (RT6Hk)
Call 911. They will send an officer to check the status of dinner for you. They are always happy to help.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (oVJmc)
Just like the Southern Poverty Law Center, or the Westboro Baptist Church.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings
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We could ask Don Lemon.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (1v8dB)
Posted by: Chinese Al Sharpton at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:15 PM (1v8dB)
Once they have the one vote planned and set up, it goes up or down regardless of any new dudshells.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Tami at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (B+t5k)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (4thlk)
Yeah. He repeated his lie again today that "the whistleblower's complaint accurately described the call."
Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (dNzKv)
This is not how this place works. We give advice on all matters without relying on expert and professionals ! This is our credo.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Complete ignorance has never prevented me from tendering my worthless opinions.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (7rVsF)
Drive over to her house. Make sure she's okay, then ask about the pot roast.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (sGotD)
East coast. Not worried about her, she's just late. But my options for takeout are quickly closing.
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (RT6Hk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (yQpMk)
Of all the cases brought by the Mueller operation (itself a scandal worthy of thorough investigation that will never happen), this one has always been the most ridiculous, from the first amateur stumbles at the outset onward.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (EgshT)
Drive over to her house. Make sure she's okay, then ask about the pot roast.
posted by IrishEi.
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Good advice and bring some cake, too.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (Pqytn)
Murks is up for releection in 2022, which is closer than you might think. She can get away with screwing over the base with Kavanaugh in 2018, but she can't screw over the base in 2020 with this fake impeachment.
Murks, in all 3 of her campaigns, never got over 48.6% of the vote. She won't be able to pull another win out of her ass in '22 if she plays games, here.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (dNzKv)
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Wow. So un-American!
Posted by: Rick Wilson at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (dNzKv)
*******
UNREAL
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (BqBId)
Well, actually it's the volume knob but it works just as well.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:07 PM (zr5Kq)
Bend at the knees and put your back into it."
It's offseason for the punkin' chunkin' rigs, maybe borrow a trebuchet?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (eoQWY)
This is not how this place works. We give advice on all matters without relying on expert and professionals ! This is our credo.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
But by the name, he could work the night shift!
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (qu1px)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=vy69V81JzJA&client=mv-google
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (lfIv5)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (OAlmw)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (1v8dB)
Query: does Pinochet Air have Chinooks in its fleet?
The Clydesdales should be used to drag rather than carry Nadler.
Posted by: Skrapheap at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (BaJym)
Stop flights: Trump hates Asians!
Don't stop flights: Trump doesn't care about Americans!
Build the wall: Trump hates Latinos!
Don't build the wall: Trump's a liar!
It doesn't matter. So just go nuts. Do whatever and if you go to far you'll get a revolution. Justice and law is dead. Honesty and honor are long since dead and buried.
Calvinball.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (dNzKv)
Better, call a neighbor. 911 cab be hell.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:20 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:17 PM (eoQWY)
LOL, dudshells. Is this really a foregone conclusion? Is it definitely gonna end?
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:20 PM (1v8dB)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (F+DKG)
way ahead of you, amigo ! (@526)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:20 PM (zr5Kq)
\*******
Nah just got tired of Hedgehog & is Nuclear grade stupidity
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 09:20 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (1v8dB)
I would watch if Tri-Corner hat girl was doing color commentary of the event
Posted by: Senator a klobberknocker at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
Complete ignorance has never prevented me from tendering my worthless opinions.
Posted by: Hadrian
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These Rocket Surgeon degrees were hard-won.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:13 PM (G546f)
Now that would be fun to watch.
Repubs need to hire MMA Ring Girls to walk around with their questions printed on signs. This thing is a circus, make the most of it!
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (pREVk)
OT/ My mom said she was making pot roast tonight for dinner but I haven't gotten confirmation and she not answering her phone. What do I do?
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 09:14 PM (RT6Hk
Go over to see her, and bring a bottle of wine.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (rd+Bu)
Any truth to the rumor Schiff daughter is dating Ciaramella?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:10 PM (dNzKv)
Well, she's a guy, so.
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Hold on there a minute, Nelly. Are you telling me that Schiff has a spawn? He actually had sex with someone...er, I should say, someone had sex with him?
*sticks finger down throat*
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (El6T/)
It was never meant to be a serious case. It was meant to be a media talking point.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: Aaackkk! at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Rick Wilson at January 29, 2020 09:22 PM (Eicbe)
These Rocket Surgeon degrees were hard-won.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
Heart transplant? YouTube video.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 09:22 PM (7rVsF)
Married to Soros' daughter.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (dNzKv)
And people spitting on people and in places.
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (lfIv5)
It's offseason for the punkin' chunkin' rigs, maybe borrow a trebuchet?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:18 PM (F+DKG)
Is there a punkin' chunkin' event anywhere anymore? The original one here on the Delmarva Peninsula wore out its welcome about five years ago and now is no more.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:16 PM (zr5Kq)
ok then for the ramjet question, I propose a balloon that wafts into space where the ramjet can pick it up
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (AMIL/)
*sticks finger down throat*
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (JoUsr)
Like many other fungi, he reproduces asexually.
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Hadrian
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These Rocket Surgeon degrees were hard-won.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:21 PM (CDGwz)
Come to think of it, I have't heard anyone coming back and complaining - "hey, I slapped hot iron to it and it didn't work."
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at January 29, 2020 09:24 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:25 PM (Eicbe)
Went to school with the daughter of the farmer who hosted the chunk. They got sued when A spotter crashed his atv and was injured. Said no more.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:25 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Pete Seria
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He. Wait until the MSM comments, 'Brilliant! Inspired! Convincing! Valiant!, etc.'
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:26 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (7ZQe3)
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That's okay. Everyone got a pen for the memories. And the laughs.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:26 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 29, 2020 09:26 PM (betRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:23 PM (G546f)
Sounds very reasonable, conforms to laws of physics (balloon wafts into space - fact) , I say yes.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
She has the most beautiful Bette Davis eyes.
Posted by: Adam Schitt at January 29, 2020 09:24 PM (EgshT)
Susan Sarandon is Schiff's daughter?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (OAlmw)
Oh God, Nadler
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:19 PM (OAlmw)
Said no woman ever.*
*unless it was followed by "you dislocated my hips."
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (ldR/a)
The female schiff lays her eggs in the sandy underbottom of a slow-moving stream, in the crook of a submerged tree or stones, and the male schiff grinds his pelvis rhythmically until he fertilizes them in a combination of grunts and teary-eyed shame.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (oVJmc)
hosted the chunk. They got sued when A spotter crashed his atv and was
injured. Said no more.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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Nailed a moving vehicle with a pumpkin. That's some damn fine shootin'
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (betRQ)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (lgPYj)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: WisRich at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (OAlmw)
So, phrasing is right out, yes?
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:26 PM (Pqytn)
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It would be so hilarious if Trump were to get his hands on one. I'd imagine he could have some fun with that after he's acquitted. Grind that salt into their wounds and laugh all the way to reelection. They would be so stuck in their steamers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (xSo9G)
The female schiff lays her eggs in the sandy underbottom of a slow-moving stream, in the crook of a submerged tree or stones, and the male schiff grinds his pelvis rhythmically until he fertilizes them in a combination of grunts and teary-eyed shame.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:27 PM (oVJmc)
The Schiffus Oleaginous, also known as the Slimy Cuckfish.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2020 09:28 PM (8AONa)
Hit a hole racing across the farm field, sued the Wheatley's for having an uneven field.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:30 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 29, 2020 09:31 PM (betRQ)
his hands on one. I'd imagine he could have some fun with that after
he's acquitted. Grind that salt into their wounds and laugh all the way
to reelection. They would be so stuck in their steamers.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (JoUsr)
Commemorative Acquittal Pens handed out to every Repub SEnator and Rep.
That should do it.
Posted by: Fitting? at January 29, 2020 09:31 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Don Q at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
Not dating. I'm just fucking him so he would lie for Daddy.
Posted by: Missy Schiff at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (svbBD)
Commemorative Acquittal Pens handed out to every Repub SEnator and Rep.
That should do it.
Posted by: Fitting? at January 29, 2020 09:31 PM
Campaign donors
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
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So, no Mk37 fire control director on the pumpkin launcher?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 29, 2020 09:31 PM (betRQ)
This just in: President Donald Trump uses a knife and fork to eat candy bars. And he makes yummy noises while chewing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Don Q
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That triggered Carmina Burana in my head.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:33 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 09:33 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Hadrian
Right?
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:34 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 29, 2020 09:31 PM (betRQ)
This just in: President Donald Trump uses a knife and fork to eat candy bars. And he makes yummy noises while chewing.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Look, you guys had me at 2 scoops of ice cream.
The man is a monster!
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:34 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:34 PM (ZS+GP)
youtube.com/watch?v=vy69V81JzJA
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 09:34 PM (ykYG2)
L O effin L
Mr. Peebles, you're killing it, sir!
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:34 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Serious Cat at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (RT6Hk)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
The gophers in that field are Democrats.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (rd+Bu)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 29, 2020 09:33 PM (r+sAi)
As every Democrat says about Trump: "If he's innocent, what does he have to fear from an investigation?"
Posted by: Gref at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:36 PM (ZS+GP)
On to the sportsball.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (QLPEO)
GO CHEFS!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Serious Cat
It's DeepStatetown Jake.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:36 PM (QLPEO)
Hit a hole racing across the farm field, sued the Wheatley's for having an uneven field.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 29, 2020 09:29 PM (dNzKv)
Let's just say there were considerable amounts of adult beverages consumed at a chunkin' back when I attended one around 2005.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 09:36 PM (pNxlR)
Also being that, investigating an opposing candidate for President is literally what the Obama administration did.
And they synthesized the predicate to boot.
Biden and Hunters corruption was brazen and in full view so asking for ASSISTANCE in an ongoing investigation that was already being conducted by AG Barr was fully justified.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (0keV9)
On to the sportsball.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:35 PM (QLPEO)
Political theater & sportsball serve the same purpose. Just different audiences.
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Adam Schitt at January 29, 2020 09:24 PM (EgshT)
Her hair is hollow gold?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:38 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:38 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
I could actually believe that she made this statement.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (0keV9)
Posted by: One Miklos Opinion at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (EgshT)
The man is a monster!
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:34 PM (pREVk)
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Seriously, how will the Republic survive a President who's salt and pepper shakers are bigger than everyone else's at the table?
Posted by: Brian Stelter at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (qu1px)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...waxing bananas at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (R8Wl8)
just to the stratosphere
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:39 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:30 PM (x8Wzq)
Ballerina Man?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (2N7oZ)
They are digging through a concert hall full of horseshit thinking there's an impeachment in there somewhere.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
That's one fake sock. Mad Maxine doesn't have such breadth of vocabulary. And the comment is in fully understandable English.
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: tbodie
The Venn diagram slightly overlaps.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (pREVk)
Wasting time and money on bullshit that doesn't matter?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
Her hair is hollow gold?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Harlow gold, as in Jean Harlow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (fhCLs)
er, why ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
I could actually believe that she made this statement.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 29, 2020 09:38 PM (yQpMk)
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Not me.
It had more than one multi-syllabic word.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (9kgSk)
I thought he missed the question. But he didn't, he just took it deeper and used that to explain why impeachment does not work here.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Q+ESV)
Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (fhCLs)
++++++++++++++++
Foxy Knoxy was acquitted. I am more curious as to whether she's single.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (9kgSk)
Bette Davis, or Marty Feldman?
Related: https://youtu.be/q3vtk7hd2XI
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Q+ESV)
He's an idiot savant.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
Y'all, this is obviously a fraud comment. We all know Mad Maxine is incapable of such intelligent use of words.
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (pREVk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Q+ESV)
The networks that cover for him are multi-billion dollar organizations.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (xSo9G)
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The founders believed that the federal government had unlimited power to tax.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: deplorable unperson
If she wasn't married, I would hit that like maple syrup in a waffle.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)
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And how do you eat a candy bar? With your fingers?!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (CAJOC)
I remain puzzled about how someone as stupid as Creepy Joe can be so fucking good at corruption.
Posted by: N. L. Urker
Because the System is designed for people just like him.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Ed8Zd)
If he was a real lawyer, he wouldn't have missed it.
Posted by: Liszka Warren at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Her hair is hollow gold?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Harlow gold, as in Jean Harlow.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (pNxlR)
Next thing you'll tell me is that it's not 'wrapped up like a douche', you know the roller in the night?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (9kgSk)
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You gotta believe me, there are better women out there for you.
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (87gB3)
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Eh, she isn't hideous. She's certainly out of Schiff's league.
https://tinyurl.com/whbuywj
But anyone who has ever been dicked by Schiff is damaged goods and should be quarantined.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (9kgSk)
Obama's Reign of Error .
Framed business as "corrupt" , and Corruption as business.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Q+ESV)
He's an idiot savant.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (aS1PU)
...and we're looking up money laundering in the dictionary.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Biden: A stuttering incompetent baffoon, who will lose decisively vs. Trump, and everyone knows it.
Warren: Lying extremist, hated and feared by Dem monied interest on WallStreet. Not going to make it.
Bernie: By far, the most likely to be the Dem nominee, absent shenanigans, and shenanigans are 100% guaranteed with the Dev establishment (just LOOK at what what they've done in last two elections). Powerful Dem forces will align to deny him the ticket.
All of this tells me, our real enemy has yet to reveal herself.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (DRgs
I think time has expired for many if not all of the primaries by now.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (/669Q)
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LOL. So they say.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:44 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Q+ESV)
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Mobsters don't tend to be geniuses. They're just very good at threatening people.
I really don't know how Jeffrey Epstein stayed alive as long as he did unless the kiddie diddlers really couldn't quit diddling kiddies and they needed the supply.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:44 PM (Eicbe)
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Ha, he does! Or a cartoon character on The Jetsons. Maybe Spacely Sprockets co-worker.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 29, 2020 09:44 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:44 PM (Q+ESV)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (ZS+GP)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:32 PM (x8Wzq)
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And how do you eat a candy bar? With your fingers?!
Posted by: George Costanza at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (CAJOC)
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Two things I would never do: 1) Stand between Chuck Schumer and a live mic. 2) Stand between Jerrold Nadler and a splendid brisket.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (EgshT)
Acquainted is not excavated!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 29, 2020 09:37 PM (CDGwz)
Y'all, this is obviously a fraud comment. We all know Mad Maxine is incapable of such intelligent use of words.
Posted by: tbodie at January 29, 2020 09:42 PM (pREVk)
Yeah, it's more like Em Peaches and Herb Foty Five
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (W/gIX)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:41 PM (Q+ESV)
He's a mean, slimy lawyer who hides it behind a jokey 'lunch pail' persona in public but you can tell he's a bully in private. Did I mention he's a lawyer?
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: bluebell at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (/669Q)
Hello, sailor!
Posted by: Casey Anthony at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (2N7oZ)
This is tweetable:
Why can't Fake News tell me why all their "Republican Strategists" are at odds with 95% of the Republican base?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (ZS+GP)
"intimated"? That's just gross.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (EgshT)
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Oh, you'll get it. A witch's brew of foreign aid, executive corruption, nepotistic sinecures, drug-addled promiscuity and family court will see to that.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (9kgSk)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (QLPEO)
Sleep with one eye open, gripping your pillow tight...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (F+DKG)
Gotta be the explanation for why Fox News has it in for Trump.
Either that or Trump "ruined" one of Murdoch's proteges with his "olive oil voice and guinea charm" and made him look ridiculous.
And we all know how guys like that feel about being made to look ridiculous!
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (xmKbk)
jokey 'lunch pail' persona in public but you can tell he's a bully in
private. Did I mention he's a lawyer?
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8PSl)
I built it one piece at time, and it didn't cost me a dime.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 29, 2020 09:47 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:47 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: vivi at January 29, 2020 09:47 PM (11H2y)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Hunter Schiff at January 29, 2020 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:48 PM (zr5Kq)
Okay, smart guy, how do you keep your money clean and fresh-smelling?
Posted by: Joe BIden thinks farts are funny! at January 29, 2020 09:48 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Orenthal James at January 29, 2020 09:48 PM (EgshT)
Why can't Fake News tell me why all their "Republican Strategists" are at odds with 95% of the Republican base?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (fhCLs)
Because those are the ones welcome at the media's cocktail parties.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:48 PM (eoQWY)
I wonder if Amamda Knox is still murdering her boyfriends...
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:40 PM (fhCLs)
true story.
Knox recently got married, and a best buddy of mine was talking to the father-in-law, whom he met, just last week.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 09:48 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (fhCLs)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:47 PM (eoQWY
If you ever get a chance, watch the Amazon movie The Aeronauts. Pretty amazing what they attempted back then in balloons.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (eoQWY)
Why do you think that would stop us from choosing Hillary?
Posted by: DNC Superdelegates at January 29, 2020 09:50 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 09:50 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Joe Biden
I'm here a-waitin to do some work on that boy.
He'll be callin' hisself Sue before I git done.
Posted by: The Man in Black at January 29, 2020 09:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: vivi at January 29, 2020 09:47 PM (11H2y)
Tighty-whities
Posted by: B.A. Baracus at January 29, 2020 09:50 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 09:51 PM (svbBD)
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8PSl)
I agree. A fake thug but who won't own up to his fakery. He should have been an asshole insurance adjuster or big deal in a small town in PI lawyer.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
I hope a lot of other people have that impression as well, and that Schumer spends a lot of time in front of a microphone.
Posted by: Emmie at January 29, 2020 09:52 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 09:50 PM (xkSJa)
What? We were orphans!
Posted by: Menendez Brothers at January 29, 2020 09:52 PM (2N7oZ)
Jury took pity on her because her child had died.
Posted by: Blanco Basura
An interesting play on the old "but I'm an orphan" strategy.
Posted by: the Menendez Brothers at January 29, 2020 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
I like balloons.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (fhCLs)
Me, too!
-- Slack-Jawed Shrillary, Gawking at Balloons on the Ceiling
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 29, 2020 09:52 PM (pNxlR)
It was pretty obvious Ace was infatuated with Amanda Knox and wanted to have her murderous babies.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (fhCLs)
Meh, see Sen. Frank Lautenberg.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (F+DKG)
Posted by: the HordeMind at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (Q+ESV)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
I wonder what the cost of life insurance woukd be on her new hubby, hypothetically
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (G546f)
fakery. He should have been an asshole insurance adjuster or big deal
in a small town in PI lawyer.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:51 PM (Ed8Zd)
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My first, good look at Biden in action was during the Thomas confirmation hearings.
Posted by: mrp at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (Pqytn)
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I know, right?
Posted by: Scott Farkas at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (l6b3d)
He's a mean, slimy lawyer who hides it behind a jokey 'lunch pail'
persona in public but you can tell he's a bully in private. Did I
mention he's a lawyer?
Posted by: RickZ at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (Y8PSl)
I agree. A fake thug but who won't own up to his fakery. He should
have been an asshole insurance adjuster or big deal in a small town in
PI lawyer.
"The key to success is sincerity. Once you learn to fake that, you've got it made."
- Groucho Marx
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 09:51 PM (svbBD)
You did not catch the murdering bitch vibe emanating from her ?
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Beverly at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (r1hxW)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:54 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (fhCLs)
Oooh! Tarantino's 10th movie. Murder Babies!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:54 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
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'Honor' among thieves. One hand washes the other.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: vmom 2020
Hypothetically, hypodermically, whatevs.
Posted by: the MiklosMind at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (svbBD)
Biden: A stuttering incompetent baffoon, who will lose decisively vs. Trump, and everyone knows it.
Warren: Lying extremist, hated and feared by Dem monied interest on WallStreet. Not going to make it.
Bernie: By far, the most likely to be the Dem nominee, absent shenanigans, and shenanigans are 100% guaranteed with the Dev establishment (just LOOK at what what they've done in last two elections). Powerful Dem forces will align to deny him the ticket.
All of this tells me, our real enemy has yet to reveal herself.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 29, 2020 08:31 PM (DRgs
I think time has expired for many if not all of the primaries by now.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 29, 2020 09:43 PM (eoQWY)
Yeah, I see a brokered convention, because Bernie won't get enough delegates. And while Oldcat is correct, I would guess that a Hillz 3.0 or Big Mike choice would light up state courts until late October.
It will be a complete disgrace and embarrassment to most all citizens.
And piss off most normal people who are already sick of their crap.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (l6b3d
Your router may have locked up after a firmware update and wasn't responding to requests for IP addresses. I'd reboot the router, not the PC
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (lnyJN)
Jury took pity on her because her child had died
Casey Anthony's atoms will be split to fuel Hell's fusion engine.
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (nfcV2)
This is a crossbows/longbows thing?
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (QLPEO)
die in your sleep/die in the shower thing
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (zr5Kq)
are they going back from break for any substance, or just to adjourn for the night?
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:54 PM (Eicbe)
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Rick Wilson thinks you're funny and easily confused by lines on maps and stuff.
Posted by: Walt Disney's Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (zr5Kq)
Is she going to be a widow soon? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Eric Swalwell at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (DMUuz)
She had the Secret Service escort Tulsi's subpoena server off their property.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: N. L. Urker at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (Q+ESV)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (lfIv5)
I've had enough. Someone PLEASE shave me off this smarmy motherfucker.
Posted by: Bolton's 'stache at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (4GbJX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:54 PM (Eicbe)
I saw Toots and The Maytals at the Royal Concert Hall in St. Kitts in 1978.
Great show.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (Z+IKu)
Unique take.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (QLPEO)
oh and she's a vet
Anna Paulina Luna
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (G546f)
Me likee. Thanks.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'has body image issues' at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 09:56 PM (2N7oZ)
Tell you friend there is a good chance.
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (lfIv5)
A reboot should fix that as well.
Posted by: Axeman at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
I'd let Honor Blackman wash me. In her Bond Girl days.
If she'd honor my offer...
Posted by: Otherwise Honest Miklos at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 29, 2020 09:53 PM (fhCLs)
Oooh! Tarantino's 10th movie. Murder Babies!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2
She did not murder anyone so it would be impossible to have her murderous babies. Just sayin.
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM (Ed8Zd)
Exit question: Did mom fly?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Ted Williams' Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Miklos, pencil thin, ladies at January 29, 2020 10:00 PM (QzkSJ)
oh and she's a vet
Anna Paulina Luna
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 09:49 PM (G546f)
Me likee. Thanks.
There's also Lauren Witzke (running for Senate in Delaware)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 10:00 PM (IB++I)
Posted by: ALH at January 29, 2020 10:00 PM (A7tBu)
Exit question: Did mom fly?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM (nfcV2)
Slow boat.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 10:00 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 10:01 PM (QLPEO)
If she'd honor my offer...
Posted by: Otherwise Honest Miklos at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ)
Ah, Mish Pushy.
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 29, 2020 10:01 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2020 10:01 PM (l3+k2)
You son of a bitch.
Posted by: Ted Williams' Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM (EgshT)
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Hold my borscht.
Posted by: Vlad Lenin's Frozen Corpse at January 29, 2020 10:01 PM (XVuno)
British mom due to be flown out of Wuhan is told her 3 year old infant has to stay. Never change China.
Exit question: Did mom fly?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM (nfcV2)
Slow boat.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 29, 2020 10:00 PM (2N7oZ)
Funny, most people take the slow boat TO China.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 10:01 PM (4GbJX)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu
There goes the Chinese birth tourism industry.
Posted by: Miklos, bu tai hao at January 29, 2020 10:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Sean Connery at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (zr5Kq)
are they going back from break for any substance, or just to adjourn for the night?
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (Ed8Zd)
Watching this crap, I've been taking a lot of breaks, with substances.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: N. L. Urker
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'Honor' among thieves. One hand washes the other.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 09:55 PM (CDGwz)
Dude just knows people. I know people who know the Bidens.
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (IB++I)
Sucks to be that guy.
Posted by: eleven
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For some while it has been apparent that John Bolton is about John Bolton.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (CDGwz)
Only why the lines around this country don't seem to matter.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 09:57 PM (lnyJN)
*fingers crossed*
Posted by: LASue at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Maybe ...but now dummies like me know. So everyone knows.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 10:03 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Ted Williams' Frozen Head at January 29, 2020 10:03 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 10:04 PM (QLPEO)
Someone up thread said Murky asked a good question. Anybody know what?
Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)
Asked where she can get an eight-ball at this time of night on Capitol Hill.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 29, 2020 10:04 PM (4GbJX)
In fact, I count on my posts being ignored. It's part of why I hang out here. Kind of like me at meat-space gatherings.
Just assume I have sprinkled sarc tags all over the place, like Navajo sand art.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 10:04 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Maybe ...but now dummies like me know. So everyone knows.
Posted by: eleven at January 29, 2020 10:03 PM (QLPEO)
good to see what he is all about and why Trump fired him
Posted by: runner at January 29, 2020 10:04 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at January 29, 2020 10:03 PM (l3+k2)
Why is there air?
Posted by: Lisa Murkowski at January 29, 2020 10:04 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu
Well.
Bye.
Posted by: Curry Birru at January 29, 2020 10:05 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 29, 2020 10:05 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 29, 2020 10:05 PM (G546f)
Ok, I rebooted router and connections work again for everyone here. Thanks!
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2020 10:06 PM (l6b3d)
Posted by: Radio Control Submarine Unit at January 29, 2020 10:00 PM (IB++I)
OMG. Whoa.
Posted by: Cannibal Blob 'has body image issues' at January 29, 2020 10:06 PM (hmgiv)
The chair is against you.
Fvcking chair.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 29, 2020 09:58 PM (x8Wzq)
The Democrats have fucked up everything, even the spy codes.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 10:06 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 29, 2020 10:09 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 29, 2020 09:45 PM (ZS+GP)
"intimated"? That's just gross.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 29, 2020 09:46 PM (aS1PU)
It wasn't "intimate".
How do a dozen older white men, and a couple of twenty-something twinks all in a pile on the living room floor is certainly not "intimate".
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 29, 2020 10:09 PM (sy5kK)
Exit question: Did mom fly?
Posted by: deplorable unperson - King Ranch Edition at January 29, 2020 09:59 PM
It's a cliffhanger for sure
Posted by: Ahwoo Flu at January 29, 2020 10:10 PM (lfIv5)
I thought Hunter wasn't testifying.
Posted by: Manufactured News Network at January 29, 2020 10:11 PM (Ndje9)
Jefferson stated; "that whenever any form of Government becomes destructive to these ends.......read the rest....and know your rights.....and for that part...know your duty.
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 29, 2020 10:11 PM (kFkpX)
Ok, I rebooted router and connections work again for everyone here. Thanks!
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2020 10:06 PM (l6b3d)
In lieu of an invoice, please hit the AoS tip jar link at the top left corner.
Posted by: moron billing department at January 29, 2020 10:11 PM (sy5kK)
Ok, I rebooted router and connections work again for everyone here. Thanks!
Posted by: banana Dream at January 29, 2020 10:06 PM (l6b3d
My pleasure. Glad it's fixed!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 29, 2020 10:15 PM (lnyJN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 29, 2020 10:02 PM (xkSJa)
Best reply to that shit I've seen all day
Posted by: ... at January 29, 2020 10:31 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Kara of the Eymorgs at January 29, 2020 10:31 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Skrapheap at January 29, 2020 10:49 PM (HPyHm)
If only there was some other body that the democrats presently controlled, which had an almost limitless amount of time to gather witnesses and testimony, and got to somehow do all that work before the senate could even put in a word in edgewise. Maybe in the future, there will such a parliament. Maybe something like a ... House... of representatives.
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Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)