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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Stunning and Brave: Female (Mostly) Bernie Supporters Tweet Pictures of Themselves Under the #HotGirlsForBernie HashtagBumped. This got stomped earlier. Jesse Kelly (@jessekellyDC) is retweeting out the pictures of these Socialist Sirens. They're, uh... well, some people say that confidence is sexy. I guess that includes unwarranted confidence, right? By the way, I wouldn't say all of these girls are ugly or anything. But when you post pictures of yourself under the hashtag #HOTgirlsForBernie, well... people have the right to decide if you're actually "hot" or just... delusional.
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Nightmares are back on the menu boys!
Posted by: Shiggz at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (keoqc) 2
Yikes.
Posted by: lowandslow at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (4thlk) 3
Scary
Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (+0uDE) 4
Oh no
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 02:41 PM (fGZok) 5
Knights! Run AWAAAYYYYYY!
Posted by: Vanya at January 24, 2020 02:42 PM (U7voe) 6
Halloween is early this year.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 7
Sigh
Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 02:42 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (Xo3T0) 9
Hey, you will be hot eventually.
Posted by: Satan at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (KUaJL) 10
Good things most these are dudes or Bernie would be getting in trouble for objectifying women.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (hdzef) 11
Fat nothot and stupid is no way to go through life.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (cGLu6) Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (lg/F7) 13
What have we done to anger you, Mr. O'spades?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (9p0cQ) 14
I would take 1 normal female
https://live.staticflickr.com/2517/4153676468_c74f424627_b.jpg Over all these thangs. Posted by: Shiggz at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (keoqc) 15
Where's Jessica Yaniv? She'd fit right in
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (X+a7J) 16
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Posted by: Guzalot at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (prSvo) 17
I made a vow on New Years Day not to mock other people's looks, 'cause I'm no prize either. Twitter, however, is testing my resolve.
Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (RD7QR) 18
For once, I'm not disappointed I can't see the Twitter pics at work.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (xfb67) Posted by: cthulhu at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RgUiP) 20
yikes!!! chicks were a lot hotter in the 70' eh morons?
Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (XTiHL) 21
Dilbert guy goes off on a profane tirade against our shitty govt not stopping travel from China. He's right. There's no excuse for this shit. https://youtu.be/CCOcvIlJHBw?t=3m34s Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (dK2Mx) 22
If you have Facts and The Law, Pound the Facts!
If you have The Law but not the Facts, Pound the Law! If you don't have Facts or The Law, Pound the Table! If all you have is a microphone and a podium in front of the entire U.S.Senate, feel free to Pound Sand! Posted by: MrObvious at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (5prN7) 23
'no gods no kings long live the worker'
...Posted from my iPhone at noon on a Friday. Is there anything funnier than upper class anarchists? Posted by: Vanya at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (U7voe) 24
Also, Bayonetta? Was Entrenchingtool not available?
Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR) 25
Man, I should not have looked at the pictures.
Posted by: Carpe Manana at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (PbH71) 26
Hashtag #HotGirls4Bernie, Hashtag #KillItWithFire. Send.
Posted by: Another Anon at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (9DyjC) 27
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (iMxDC) 28
Self Esteem Gone Wild!
Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (+0uDE) 29
Maybe it's a typo, and they meant "Hog Girls for Bernie"?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (k4dH2) 30
"I may not be strictly a girl . . ." you DON'T SAY!!!! Shiver Egads, these are fouler than I anticipated, by a long stretch. What happened to the hot commie chicks? Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (SFOr6) 31
24 Also, Bayonetta? Was Entrenchingtool not available?
Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR) Leave it to a tranny to get their name from a video game witch. Posted by: Satan at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (KUaJL) 32
I find this so heteronormative, I can't even.
Posted by: Missy Wokenstein at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (IttZ7) Posted by: Margarita DeVille at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (M/9m0) 34
Bernie FTW!!!
Posted by: No at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (7xV7k) Posted by: DanMan at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (XTiHL) 36
Bernie: "Ladies, stop helping!"
Posted by: weew at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (EaEMG) 37
Right. Everyfiuckingthing is a "state of mind." There is no more reality. Reality is dumb, and racist, and sexist, and stupid, and unfair. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (dK2Mx) Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (+enKk) 39
They did one of these for Trump a couple years ago and it was HIGHLY entertaining.
Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 02:46 PM (fGZok) 40
Well holy fuck. Most of 'em look like Sloth from The Goonies.
Posted by: David Gillies at January 24, 2020 02:47 PM (Jipp3) 41
Well, that pretty affirms what, until now, I have only suspected about Bernie Gurlz.
Whole lotta dysfunction packed into those pics. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:47 PM (plu6+) 42
#"Hot""Girls"forbernie
Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 24, 2020 02:47 PM (KUaJL) 43
Also, Bayonetta? Was Entrenchingtool not available?
Posted by: joncelli, tool of vengeance and bad jokes at January 24, 2020 02:44 PM (RD7QR) Bayonetta is a video game character: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjERntwFZgI Posted by: Vanya at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (U7voe) 44
Rocky Road!
Posted by: Sloth from Goonies at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (xfb67) 45
Nood. No, really.
Posted by: Furious George at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (9vQJW) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (mpeBU) 47
Oh, god, the comments on the dude's picture are phenomenal. Moron worthy even https://twitter.com/lowclasshifi/status/1220748939533660160 LOLzzzzzzzzz Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (SFOr6) 48
Well, looking at those photos makes me feel a bit better about some of my encounters way back when.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 49
Well done, ladies.
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg, Thought Thinker at January 24, 2020 02:48 PM (P1AAi) 50
A five minute stomp. That may be a new record.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (NWiLs) 51
Utter trash.
Posted by: Jackie Mackie Paisley Passey at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (sWM8x) 52
I would take 1 normal female
https://live.staticflickr.com/2517/4153676468_c74f424627_b.jpg Over all these thangs. Posted by: Shiggz at January That is a nerd Posted by: not so at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (HALdu) 53
All pictured here are ugly. Not just not-hot, they're ugly.
Posted by: Julia's Child at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (sPDRJ) 54
Sweet Jesus.
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (P1AAi) 55
Sydney Powell is the Worst Lawyer In The World. If Flynn doesn't fire her, he's going to end up with the death penalty. She's asking for another continuance?? She's making it worse for Flynn not better. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (dK2Mx) 56
My eyes!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: hannitys_hybrid ---- *passes the bottle of bleach* A desperate move, but it's the only hope. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:49 PM (plu6+) 57
Stomp!
Posted by: Grand Rapids at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (Xo3T0) 58
Bet they all have their own "Elsa, The She-Wolf of the KGB" costume in the closet, waiting for the day they can send all you Bourgeoisie Kulaks and Running Dog Capitalists to the Gulags.
Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (+0uDE) 59
Woof woof. Looks like Purina was giving out free samples that day.
Posted by: Chris W at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (eRsMQ) 60
My Dick just declared itself on Strike.
Then, it got up, went across the room and put on some Temple of the Dog. Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (hYwyI) 61
Boy, ace...really doubling down on that Worf's sister VR experience, no?
Posted by: JeremiadBullfrog at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (Hi8cV) 62
Whut?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (plu6+) Posted by: orthodoc at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (PnwCg) 64
What happened?
Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (+0uDE) Posted by: garrett at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (hYwyI) 66
Space/time interuption?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 02:50 PM (plu6+) 67
Dang. I just replaced my keyboard. Just PUKED all over the old one. This is the BernieBrigade? LOLGF!
Posted by: Just Another Retired LEO at January 24, 2020 02:51 PM (7Nyae) Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 24, 2020 02:51 PM (lg/F7) 69
i'm voting for bernie. you can be this hot if you do too!!!
The only way she could hot is if she was hit with a flamethrower Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 02:51 PM (mpeBU) 70
WHat??? Oh, man, we can't have anything nice. . . .
Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:52 PM (SFOr6) 71
Olympic Gold Medal in delusion.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 24, 2020 02:52 PM (d6mdH) 72
Eh....Heh?
Posted by: dananjcon at January 24, 2020 02:52 PM (u6xw0) Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3) 74
73 One word...
Woof ! Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3) "Hey, fuck you!" - - Oddball in the Sherman with the paint round Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:51 PM (zBaqJ) 75
Oooof
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (1g7ch) 76
I think I'd rather fuck Rosa DeLauro. Meh, I'd rather kill myself. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (zBaqJ) 77
#uglyleftistsforBernie
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (I2/tG) 78
So is this opposite decade now?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (KXkkH) 79
Er, no.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 24, 2020 07:53 PM (H8QX8) 80
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples. Posted by: Sane dude at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (hrRsI) 81
Bayonetta Peters protected his account, probably because of all the positive feedback he got.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x) 82
Which one of you morons pissed of ace ?
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (M+Lyo) 83
off
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (M+Lyo) 84
And, when Bernie is President, bitches who bathe and stuff won't be allowed to steal my boyfriends anymore.
Posted by: Hot Girls For Bernie! at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (I2/tG) 85
Jebus, it looks like the dating profiles from around where I live.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (SgjGX) 86
I wonder, have they considered the ineffectiveness of trying to lead men around by their peckers when you are a) using stank bait, and 2) trying to catch these men by an appendage they don't actually have...
Just say'n. Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (af5xa) 87
Bayonetta Peters protected his account, probably because of all the positive feedback he got.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (sWM8x) bayonetta peters, wtf ? Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (M+Lyo) 88
Good heavens. These ladies are not very attractive. Maybe they make it up with scintillating personalities. Or not.
Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 07:55 PM (sYDum) 89
DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples. Posted by: Sane dude at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (hrRsI) Good luck even finding the hole on some of those. Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (SgjGX) 90
Seriously, I don't think beer goggles would work for these "women." And I've got several pairs of those.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (dZ/kK) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (zBaqJ) 92
It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.
Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (BJKQV) Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (betRQ) 94
Is this some new type of fasting enrichment method?
Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (KXkkH) 95
We had BernieBros; BernieHos, I reckon were inevitable.
Posted by: crusaderf8u at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (ew6BN) 96
I never want to be that hot.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (gauLa) 97
I much prefer looking at Trump's hot women - his wife, his daughters..
Posted by: IC at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (sYDum) Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (cF8AT) 99
"She's a man, baby."
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (betRQ) 100
That last one looks a lot like raimondo
Posted by: Asscheeks of Saturn at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM (a4pJj) Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (BJKQV) 102
92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.
Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 07:56 PM (BJKQV) It's in the same lexicon as "treason" that Democrats use. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (zBaqJ) 103
>>>92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.
maybe they mean "inflamed," as in "with yeast." Posted by: ace at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7) 104
The Bernie workers of the world can unite all they want.
Just make sure they keep their clothes on......no one wants to see that hot mess. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (Z+IKu) 105
80 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples. Posted by: Sane dude at January 24, 2020 07:54 PM (hrRsI) I read 'CRAZY' as 'GRAVY' - I think it fits. Posted by: WinLinBSDAdmin at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (KXkkH) 106
still upset we were denied a legit Bernie-Liawatha throwdown.
Posted by: kallisto at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (XaO9F) 107
Well those girls don't seem to have self esteem issues.
Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (hmgiv) 108
I'm hot and I'm for universal healthcare, erasing student debt, a Green New Deal, and racial and economic justice for all!!!!
No. No you're not. Posted by: pep at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (T6t7i) 109
There was a lot of legit hotties posting up. I wish emily rattycrotchky would take her top off and post one.
Posted by: steve at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (TTy55) 110
One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (betRQ) Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (QLPEO) 112
Hot as in sweaty?
Posted by: windbag at January 24, 2020 08:00 PM (pShPW) 113
Wowzers. What's funny about those pictures is that if you put all of those pictures into a lineup with pictures of random people, and then asked me to identify the Bernie supporters, I would would get most of the answers right.
They look and say things exactly like what I expect a Bernie supporter to look and say. Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (DRgs8) 114
Ah, this is another one of those posts designed to make me feel better about myself. Thank you, ace. Very sweet of you.
Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (/669Q) 115
Look Ace, manatees are endangered species.
Mocking them by calling them "hot girls" is not nice. Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (vPKfA) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (Ty/7D) 117
92 It must be a new definition of the word "Hot" of which I was previously unaware.
--- Like Chernobyl hot. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (sWM8x) 118
WTF?
Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (MTxDQ) 119
15 Where's Jessica Yaniv? She'd fit right in
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (X+a7J) Prison Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (cF8AT) 120
I've seen vanity plates that have 'hot' in some from or another so I ride by to see. yeah, not so much. Well maybe in a trashy whorey clown makeupped blonde with black roots kinda way.
Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (hmgiv) Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (0mP7b) Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (CxPt/) 123
Ana Navarro should join in. She's hot! And she loves Bernie.
Posted by: Joe Paste Eater Biden at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (NVYyb) 124
Ace bumped the thread. Bump. Get it? BUMP
As in what you'll find on these hot brave warrior ladies. Two actually, and not the fun kind. Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (uEbPt) 125
Ace The Yakuza is on midnight tonight on TCM.Farewell My Lovely at 10.
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (KNsKs) Posted by: abbynormal at January 24, 2020 08:02 PM (I849g) 127
Bayonetta can't be its given name, can it?
Posted by: bluebell at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (/669Q) 128
Bernie got it going on with the 'chicks'. Must be the Jade East.
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (UUkQp) 129
Blue Star says go long on purple hair dye and tattoo ink.
Posted by: Wall Street at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (6eEQ+) 130
[Steve buscimi] I would smash all of those with the power and fury of 10,000 sun's [/Steve buscimi]
Posted by: Fightin Joe at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (W+TLY) 131
110 One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM (betRQ) Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society. - - Rush Limbaugh Posted by: Candidate 29Victor at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (BJKQV) 132
I weep for our Nation
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:03 PM (iTXRQ) 133
115 Look Ace, manatees are endangered species.
Mocking them by calling them "hot girls" is not nice. Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 24, 2020 08:01 PM (vPKfA) Have you seen them with those hot librarian glasses? Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (hmgiv) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (plu6+) 135
My erection just had his attorney serve me papers- right at my desk!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (2B9A/) 136
that case of VD you'll get will keep you warm at night long after these (mostly) XX-bearing humans are gone.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (ykYG2) 137
maybe they mean "inflamed," as in "with yeast." Posted by: ace at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7) lol. Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (MTxDQ) 138
Please Ace. I just finished dinner.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (FsgBK) 139
Some of the photos were of good looking girls.
Others were not of girls. Or good looking. Or both. And sad. I think the sad part was a big part of it. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (7K0oX) 140
Is this a joke? I mean, are the "girls" trying to be funny by putting themselves out there as hot? Like a self-deprecating thing...
Yeah, I doubt it. That would require some self-awareness. Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (hku12) 141
That sound you hear in the distance is the roaring of a herd of wildabeasts, who have finally spotted their mates . . .
#HOTGIRLSFORBERNIE Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (fp3O8) 142
89 DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
====== Not to worry, friend, not to worry. I don't think that saying is as relevant as it used to be. It used to be that there were some shit hot normal looking crazy-town ladies. Now, the lefty whack jobs have adopted the Antifa-like military look, with a side of flab, a hit bit of pink hair, and they like telling each other that fat is beautiful (see above). Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (DRgs8) 143
Looks like Bayonetta's scalp weasel is making a hasty exit, stage left. Not that I blame it one bit.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (LxWV7) 144
We should have mentioned that were hot, not just brave. Maybe the president would have noticed, or at least his husband.
Posted by: Green Revolution Women at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (P5U01) Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (ykYG2) 146
Bernie got it going on with the 'chicks'. Must be the Jade East.
Posted by: Eromero ------ Um, Jane is the counter argument. I have to admit, she has mad embezzlement skillz. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:05 PM (plu6+) 147
These people are as mentally deranged as they are ugly. And the best thing is they are the commissars pushing the leftist agenda everywhere Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (Ty/7D) 148
Longing for the day of Jackie Massie Paisley Passey.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12) 149
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maybe they mean "inflamed," as in "with yeast." Posted by: ace at January 24, 2020 07:58 PM (PbpT7) lol. Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:04 PM (MTxDQ) Seconded. Lol. Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (hmgiv) 150
Compare those pictures with the shots we saw of the young folks at the March for Life earlier today.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (CxPt/) Posted by: Hot dogs for Bootygig at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (Tnijr) 152
When they escalate because they aren't being paid enough attention...
Hot Girls for Bernie Bare Their Breasts. Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (l3+k2) 153
Titania McGrath needs to weigh in here.
Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (7Fj9P) 154
I was thinking of taking precautionary measures to avoid the Chinese flu, but having seen this horror, I may just want to get it over with.
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR) 155
Bayonetta's got that Camarillo Brillo...
Posted by: Frank Zappa at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (sWM8x) 156
Those broads look like models in an old Soviet-era tractor catalog. Except for that last guy.
Posted by: Hepcat at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (5b+Sr) 157
I don't think those words mean what you think they mean.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (pw+jk) 158
...RIP my boner forever
Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (aR6C/) 159
The chick with the green hair is not uncute but green hair so.... Whatevs.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (myjNJ) 160
Fascinating. dipSchiff is bitching about going through the courts because it will take so long.
"Justice delayed is justice denied" But what he is actually doing, without realizing it, is projecting how they game the system with delays and appeals and the long judicial process. LOL, now he is trying to get ahead of what Donny Two Scoops team is expected to say tomorrow. He has such a punchable face. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (ufFY8) 161
that last photo- what was that ?
what did I just look at ? Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (iTXRQ) 162
Please Ace. I just finished dinner.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake ------- So, you missed the Tea time matinee? Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (plu6+) 163
Luke warm girls for Luke Skyweirder.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (aKsyK) Posted by: Pinochet Air Lines Flt. Attendant at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (q9+CU) 165
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I think I'd rather fuck Rosa DeLauro Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:52 PM (zBaqJ) does your penis get a blindfold, too? Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (Wm5SB) 166
Where's Jessica Yaniv? She'd fit right in
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 24, 2020 02:43 PM (X+a7J) She'd fit right into a hydraulic melon smasher Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (32YRo) 167
You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.
The internets never forget. Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (QLPEO) Posted by: DB- just DB at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (iTXRQ) 169
Ice Cold Bitches for Hillary.
Posted by: davidt at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (l3+k2) Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (El6T/) 171
All of these farking psychos are who the "woke" companies are pandering to. These losers and mental defectives are who the genius who run those companies want to throw their lot in with. And what the geniuses at the woke companies will never understand is they can't ever satisfy these lunatics. Because they will continue to demand more and more insane things because they are insane Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (Ty/7D) 172
this is a false flag operation by our side, right? Right?
Posted by: Joe-NAH of Krypton at January 24, 2020 08:09 PM (VbLoi) 173
Did you see the comment from CoronaVirus?
-this is why I'm coming to the US. Posted by: Drc at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (llGBY) 174
We can only hope for Yoko in the ONT.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (hr5kG) Posted by: David French at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (WdocV) 176
#HotSoiBoisForBernie, #HotTranniesForBernie, and #HotPedophilesFor Bernie to begin trending in 5 .. 4 .. 3 ...
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (WqPYg) 177
No. Just no.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (NWiLs) 178
Kowaii!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (Rmw+4) 179
Someone made a great point in a dead thread earlier about how when we had Romney, who at the time was at least *perceived* generally to be a clean cut, moral, smart, upstanding, well-behaved family man, the Left excoriated him as boring, out of touch, weak, ineffectual, milquetoast, etc.
In other words, their complaints about Trump are a convenience and nothing more. They don't give a flying shit about morality of any kind. If you can't see that - or you can see "both sides" because Trump said something mean or crass or you don't fully trust him or whatever, then I'm sorry you are part of the problem. I still love you, especially if you are an 'ette... but you are slumbering away in Matrix Dreamland. (And by the way I was convinced Romney and Co. were behind the Herman Cain "fix" that had to be implemented on a black that had gotten a little too uppity. I never thought he was "nice". Politics is dirty business. The media would be reminding us of this every day if it was their guy that had Trump's perceived problems/strengths) Posted by: ... at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (uEbPt) 180
Big Bernie has increased the Hotness Ration from 10 to 2!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (oVJmc) 181
154 I was thinking of taking precautionary measures to avoid the Chinese flu, but having seen this horror, I may just want to get it over with.
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:07 PM (MVjcR) LOL! Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:10 PM (cF8AT) 182
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Longing for the day of Jackie Massie Paisley Passey. Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:06 PM (hku12) Seconded. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (7K0oX) 183
One word...
Woof ! Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3) 74 73 One word... Woof ! Posted by: Gunslinger at January 24, 2020 02:54 PM (R2gO3) "Hey, fuck you!" - - Oddball in the Sherman with the paint round Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 24, 2020 07:51 --------------- Ah! I have located the moment of Space/Time discontinuity. Use those words carefully. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (plu6+) 184
These tweets are a terrific argument for the nuclear family.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (hr5kG) 185
Hot [sort of] Girls for Bernie Bare Their [balls].
Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:11 PM (WdocV) 186
Those who would be first against the wall should be more discriminating.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (cF8AT) 188
Best twitter comment on that last dude? Kill it before it lays an egg!
LOL my ass off! Posted by: keena at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (RiTnx) 189
I will choke my chicken no more forever.
Posted by: Lone Wati at January 24, 2020 08:12 PM (sWM8x) 190
How have we displeased you today Master Ace?
Why must you punish us so? Are you being cruel to be kind? Or is this a post to allow Raimondo to engage in fapping to keep him off the other threads? Kinda like a Venus fly trap. Posted by: whig at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (EUDB2) 191
Barfly Manning getting a date? Chances just jumped up 80%.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (Rmw+4) Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (3H9h1) 193
The chick with the green hair is not uncute but green hair so.... Whatevs.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) Aposematic? Posted by: mikeski at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (P1f+c) 194
These people can't come from the same species as CakeGirl.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (hr5kG) 195
Kowaii!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma Saying cowect way to spell "Kawaii" be nitpickah way get into thwead! Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (32YRo) 196
Looks like the cast of a John Waters movie.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:13 PM (Ty/7D) 198
Is there any likelihood of any of these sparks of humanity 'figuring it out' at some point in the future?
As hopeless as they seem, I have to believe at least one or two of them get gob-smacked back to reality eventually. Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (8AONa) Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (+0uDE) 200
DEAR GOD:
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Pete Seria at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (7ZQe3) 203
I will choke my chicken no more forever.
Posted by: Lone Wati Look what you people have DONE!!!! Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (QLPEO) 204
Not enough eye bleach in the universe
Posted by: henry at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (J3Rfi) 205
The pictures will continue until morale improves.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (pw+jk) 206
Barfly Manning getting a date? Chances just jumped up 80%.
*** "oddly" trannies rarely want to date trannies. They want the real thing too be it male or female. Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:14 PM (WdocV) 207
Damn.
I'm betting kbdabear isn't taking resumes. Posted by: Diogenes at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (axyOa) 208
Would hit
. . . my face against a cinder block, repeatedly, rather than hitting any of the Bernie Ho's Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (786Ro) 209
good thing i've all ready started drinking this evening...
those "hot girls" are delusional AF, to be generous. which also explains why they're also dumb enough to support the ageing millionaire "socialist"... Fing idiots, one and all. Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (LU/IO) 210
#DelusionalGirlsForBernie
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (2DOZq) 211
watching The Expanse season 4.
Burn Gorman plays the moustache-twirling villain ... as usual. His characters are as predictable as are Sean Beam's. The man needs an actual agent. The writers Ty Franck and Daniel Abraham, "James AC Corey", pretend they're nuanced in their stories but they are not. I wonder if this series jumped the shark in season 3. The protomolecule as a 'colour out of space' is interesting. As a builder of wormholes through spacetime... not so much Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2) 212
Dear God, I swear I'll delete all my Irene Ryan porn if you make sure there is never a #HOTGIRLSFOR ELIZABETHWARREN hashtag in all your infinite mercy.
Amen. Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc) Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (Rmw+4) Posted by: tbodie. at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (6oPFc) 215
@80 "DON'T STICK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
See above for examples." Somehow I think I'll have the will to avoid that. Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (SqopC) 216
...right by where some bugs had made it red.
Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (RuIsu) 217
Kowaii!!!!!!
Posted by: Anna Puma Saying cowect way to spell "Kawaii" be nitpickah way get into thwead! Posted by: Boswell IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE KOWAI MEANS SCARY AND IT'S SPELLED ALMOST LIKE KAWAII WHICH MEANS CUTE! Posted by: BEN ROFLCOPTER at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (P1f+c) 218
205 Jukin,
Does that mean that tomorrow's art thread will be . . . . . more pictures of THEM? Posted by: whig at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (EUDB2) 219
Blue/Green hair: Will stab you in the eye because you totally flirted with that girl at Costco - you even gave her your credit card and club card before you talked to her at the register!!!
Pink/Purple hair: Will also stab you in the eye because crazy, but will take you on a hell of a wild "ride" first... Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (WdocV) Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (32YRo) 221
Ah, this is another one of those posts designed to make me feel better about myself. Thank you, ace. Very sweet of you.
LOL. Same here. Thank you Ace. Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (gauLa) Posted by: rd at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (+0uDE) 223
The beer googles tint for those "hot" girls is BLACKOUT.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (pw+jk) 224
As one of my former bandmates used to say. "yeah, I would step over 10 like that to jerk off".
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (9Om/r) 225
good thing i've all ready started drinking this evening...
trust me, you won't need the Whiskey Dick [tm] to keep it safe from this lot. mine slithered off and is hiding behind the dresser Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (ykYG2) 226
Zero hotties IMHO.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (MHHCZ) 227
If stranded on a desert island with a #hotbernchick there is always drowning oneself in the sea.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (SqopC) 228
You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.
The internets never forget. Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+) Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (plu6+) 230
Have we reached peak crazy yet? I mean, how much nuttier can things get?
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (7ZQe3) 231
My junk has gone into hiding after seeing those hags
Posted by: G marks the spot at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (bY8DR) Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (pw+jk) 233
This could very well bring back the highly under celebrated word "fugly".
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (MVjcR) 234
#hotgirlsforbernie includes hot dykes and hot dads for bernie because #hotgirlsforbernie is a state of mind and a state of being
I saw Hot Dykes & Dads For Bernie open for Death Cab For Cutie at the Experience Music Project in '03. Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (786Ro) 235
Pat of me hopes Bernie wins, so we can see where we really stand as a nation.
I used to be convinced that both Dem and GOP had a roughly equal loyal base of voters, there was always a smallish group of voters that could go either way, and then on both sides, in between the base voters and those truly in the middle, there was a significant group of voters, in each camp, that sided with either the Dems or the GOP on a single issue or two, while mostly agreeing with the other side's platform issues. Now? The Dems have gone absolutely bat shit crazy, and have moved to such an extreme form of Commie-Leftism, that it's pretty hard to believe anyone but the true base can stand solidly behind the Dem candidate. I don't take Biden seriously at all, as he's a drooling half-wit, and always has been. That leaves Bernie and Warren, both of whom are craaaazy with their policy proposals. Either one, if they could get their policies adopted through Congress (which isn't going to happen), would bankrupt and break the entire system in short order. In a funny way, Trump is now the "safe, calm" candidate. Think about that. Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (DRgs8) Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (WdocV) 237
Stomp it again. Please.
Posted by: West at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (r2vOo) 238
You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is.
The internets never forget. Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM (QLPEO) For you children, Ace's post... from 2 thousand freakin' 6!! http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (hku12) 239
Amen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (oVJmc) Hey Peebs, have I been gone or you? Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (hmgiv) 240
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: DR.WTF at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (aS1PU) 242
Commie chicks .... No thanks!
Posted by: Pliney at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (nzKWW) 243
Jettisoned alien space trash for bernie.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (9Om/r) 244
naw... THIS is the song for this thread.
GWAR: "Penguin Attack" ![]() https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScA7vDC2u10 Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (LU/IO) 245
Note do NOT post on old threads - you will get banned!
Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (WdocV) 246
225 good thing i've all ready started drinking this evening..
--- Just started working on some Buffalo Trade bourbon on the rocks. It helps. Posted by: Pete Seria at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (7ZQe3) 247
Is there a hash tag #HotBallsForBernie ? Because I'm sure my scrotum is at least as photogenic as these hot chicks.
Posted by: Fritz at January 24, 2020 08:20 PM (ATCV4) 248
Lawyers in Love wasn't terrible
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (PUmDY) 249
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"I may not be strictly a girl . . ." you DON'T SAY!!!! Shiver Egads, these are fouler than I anticipated, by a long stretch. What happened to the hot commie chicks? Posted by: imp at January 24, 2020 02:45 PM (SFOr6) Those are only for Party members. And no, you may not join the Party. Posted by: West at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (r2vOo) 250
My boner has gone into the witness protection program. Right now it is somewhere in the Midwest.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (pw+jk) 251
This could very well bring back the highly under celebrated word "fugly".
Posted by: Weasel at January 24, 2020 08:18 PM (MVjcR) Amp the ugly up to 12 - Mugly Mutha Fugly Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 24, 2020 08:21 PM (1g7ch) Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (wiXsO) 253
Is there a hash tag #HotBallsForBernie ? Because I'm sure my scrotum is at least as photogenic as these hot chicks.
___ If there isn't there should be. Hey where'd you put the Vaseline Reggie? Posted by: Barack Obama at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (WdocV) Posted by: Infidel at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (MTxDQ) 255
Officially giving up on "dating". What a shitshow it is out there. And now they are demanding remote powers! Fuck that.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (iLaBB) Posted by: Sharkman at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (fp3O8) 257
I wouldn't stick that with bernie's dick and biden pushing.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:22 PM (9Om/r) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (aKsyK) 259
I'm surprised that Trigglypuff wasn't included as one of the hot Bernie Girls.
However, hot may mean checking their asses for burns. Posted by: mercenary13 at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (MCtJQ) 260
Kawaii
https://tinyurl.com/wc4nu63 Kowaii https://tinyurl.com/p66uyzw Posted by: Obligatory You also no hab funnah bone - you keel self. Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (32YRo) 261
Those are not cheesai..
Posted by: Pliney at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (nzKWW) 262
#HotGirlsForBernie
Posted by: Tess Holliday at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (SfYbS) 263
Egads, these are fouler than I anticipated, by a long stretch. What happened to the hot commie chicks?
___ Part of the embrace of trannyism is so that when the revolution comes and the inner party members all have 4 hot "wives" the workers won't be "deprived". Posted by: Obligatory at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (WdocV) 264
The ugly will always come out, especially if it lives in the soul.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (l9m7l) 265
I broke those bitches. But not that bayonet guy.
Posted by: Wicked Pinto at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (sWM8x) 266
To quote The Bowler from "Mystery Men", there is not enough beer in the world.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:23 PM (jW9oF) 267
I guess if it was hit it or die, I'd have to pick Haley.
It's like having to choose Hitler, Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (2DOZq) 268
I just finished doucheing my brain.
Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (hmgiv) 269
rd @ 199- Damn. Never knew there was such as lizzooo. Thanks, knucklehead.
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (UUkQp) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (JCrfD) 271
Note do NOT post on old threads - you will get banned!
Posted by: 18-1 yeah, you'll get banned and the Uggos will still be here ! Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (arJlL) 272
Berserker!
i went to a local auto sound shop here in The Valley, and it was run by a guy who plays/ed guitar for Ministry. he had most of the wall space covered with pics of him performing, or hanging out back stage... the people you meet at random here in #Failifornia https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sin_Quirin Posted by: redc1c4 at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (LU/IO) 273
The internets never forget.
Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php Posted by: Bert G A gold plated classic. Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (QLPEO) 274
The ugly will always come out, especially if it lives in the soul.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm I resemble that! Posted by: Hillary! at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (SfYbS) 275
Hey everybody.
Two thoughts: (1) At least Bayonette Peters is just barely sane enough to realize he's "not exactly a girl." (2) Remember that phrase from Vietnam, "we had to destroy the village to save it"?? I had to engage that philosophy today with the feeder module on my HP "Envy" printer. No more HP products for me for a long long time. :-( Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (L2ZTs) 276
My mom was a funny lady. She once saw a guy who was slightly unattractive and commented that he was verging on ugly. Except those words did not come out that way. It came out "virgin ugly". We made up a new classification of unattractive right then.
These broads are virgin ugly. Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (myjNJ) 277
I'm going out to the burn pit for some fresh air.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (3inwt) 278
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:19 PM (PUmDY) Some fat chick who plays the flute in her underwear. What little I've heard is obnoxious beyond the scope of vileness seeing her flopping all over the place. Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (hku12) 279
Face-huggers or GalsForBernie?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (Rmw+4) 280
I guess if it was hit it or die, I'd have to pick Haley. It's like having to choose Hitler, Stalin, Mao or Pol Pot. Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:24 PM (2DOZq) The correct answer is pray for death. Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (9Om/r) 281
Do these dudes have the hot women for Bernie locked in the basement someplace?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (qu1px) 282
#ShotForBernie
Posted by: Steve Scalise at January 24, 2020 08:25 PM (l3+k2) Posted by: #Miklos at January 24, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ) 284
In 2015 a group of canadian liberals promised to send you nudes if you proved you voted against the conservatives.Of course they were fucking ugly.Just like the naked-get-out-the-vote democrats.Fucking yuck.
Posted by: fb at January 24, 2020 08:26 PM (rHm7s) 285
The googles! They do nothing!
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 24, 2020 08:26 PM (yQpMk) 286
#BlobGirlsForBernie
Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (hmgiv) 287
The lady in the red dress could use some Spanx.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (COzlW) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (+k5vA) 289
kbdabear is going to have his work cut out for him tonight.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (ykYG2) 290
Redc-
Where in the Valley? Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (jW9oF) 291
They all look to be of a type.
Prison guards at the gulags to be built in North Dakota when the Bern takes command. Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (+fPHo) 292
#HogGirlsForBernie
Posted by: Xannibal Bob at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (hmgiv) 293
I'm ready to play fuck, marry, kill with those "hot" chicks.
Kill all of them, marry none, and oh god no. Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (pw+jk) 294
Joe Rogan endorsed Bernie which is sad....
And the Dems immediately called him a White Nationalism for doing so which is...amazing. Bernie must really love his grift as the loveable loser considering how much he's letting them kick him and his supporters in the balls. Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (WdocV) Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (wiXsO) 296
The lady in the red dress could use some Spanx.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 24, 2020 08:27 PM (COzlW) ----- About two dozen. Applied over every body part. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (jW9oF) 297
I notice these things are all for Comrade Bernie because of the free stuff he's promised. Remember that Goldman Sachs and the other woke companies who want to pander to these freaks Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (+k5vA) 298
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup Some fat chick who plays the flute in her underwear. Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (aKsyK) 299
If you do not find these women totally hot I will have you arrested on the floor of the Senate.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 24, 2020 08:29 PM (COzlW) 300
Damn, those are some ugly broads.
Posted by: Jerry Nadler at January 24, 2020 08:29 PM (COzlW) 301
I can see how many of those broads would support Bernie, the Venezuela diet would do them some good.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:29 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (7K0oX) 303
They haven't figured out yet that Bernie really really doesn't want to be President .
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (2DOZq) 304
there are probably soiboi's who would stick their dick in that.
"horrible things... the other place... I won't go back there, I won't" Posted by: Justin [event horizon] at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (ykYG2) 305
Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (aKsyK) ------ DO. NOT. WANT. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (jW9oF) 306
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
Some fat chick who plays the flute in her underwear. Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr I once caught a Northern pike in my underwear. Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (arJlL) 307
GAAAAAAH!
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (ldmQR) 308
I picked up some dry cleaning today and they were playing cnn. I asked why and they said this is so stupid.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (PUmDY) 309
294 Joe Rogan endorsed Bernie which is sad....
And the Dems immediately called him a White Nationalism for doing so which is...amazing. Bernie must really love his grift as the loveable loser considering how much he's letting them kick him and his supporters in the balls. Posted by: 18-1 at January 24, 2020 08:28 PM (WdocV) Intellectual Dark Web Member is totes cool with gulags for half the country it would seem. Rogan glows hard. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (iLaBB) 310
Just so long as she doesn't play the flute in Michelle Obama's underwear.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. She's not woman enough to wear Michelle's jock. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: TSgt Ciz at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (af5xa) 312
Boyo... Ace left this steaming pile of defecation on the stoop and left for the weekend.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (dZ/kK) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 08:31 PM (L2ZTs) 314
What happens in Olangapo is supposed to stay there.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 24, 2020 08:32 PM (Rmw+4) 315
This post has really made my day.
Posted by: A Mud Fence at January 24, 2020 08:32 PM (LxWV7) 316
Boyo... Ace left this steaming pile of defecation on the stoop and left for the weekend.
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& He's just not that into us anymore. Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (QLPEO) 317
Apparently there has been a mix-up and you have posted the #NotGirlsForBernie pictures. Where do I apply for my refund?
Posted by: Mr. Feverhead at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (qu1px) 318
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-- 99 "She's a man, baby." Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:57 PM --------------- Those are men, baby. (updated for quantity) Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (RVcmP) 319
Sigh...and I just ate.
Posted by: Flyover at January 24, 2020 08:33 PM (Rbu5d) 320
Ow, dammit. Every single limb, branch and twig.
Posted by: The Ugly Tree at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (ldmQR) Posted by: Flyover at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (Rbu5d) 322
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player. Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (6XLoz) 323
They messed up. "Hot" women are supposed to make me desirous of them, not despise them and look for a toilet to puke into. This is just a continuation of the Left's hypothetical reality vortex they have fought so hard to create and push upon the rest of us. no, Trump is not a Russian agent. no, those Berniewomen are NOT hot. Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (sy5kK) 324
I once caught a Northern pike in my underwear.
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:30 PM (arJlL) Never stick your finger in a northern dyke. You might find a flute in her underwear. Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:35 PM (hku12) 325
Kawaii - cute
Kowaii - scary Nyah Posted by: Anna Puma Me thought you hab sawcasim - me wong. Posted by: Boswell at January 24, 2020 08:16 PM (32YRo) And Kawai. May have a six-foot pianist. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (LxWV7) 326
@AndrewRestuccia
Brutal: Prosecutors Have Evidence Bezos' Girlfriend Gave Texts to Brother Who Leaked to National Enquirer WSJ: https://tinyurl.com/v2u69jd Bezos accused the Saudi's of hacking his phone. Hahahaha! Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT) 327
Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
------------------------ She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player. Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (6XLoz) Does the unnamed NFL player also ride a moped? Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:37 PM (hku12) 328
Reminds me of the bar scene from the first Star Wars
Posted by: Mongo at January 24, 2020 08:37 PM (hrqrN) Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 24, 2020 08:38 PM (aKsyK) 330
She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player.
Posted by: Ian S. There's definitely an NFL connection as she looks like Warren Sapp in a wig. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:38 PM (SfYbS) 331
because if there is a byword around the world for tech savvy, it's Saudi Arabs. "Trust me, this server is airtight; I got the thing designed in fuckin' Jedda."
Bezos is a retard. Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:39 PM (ykYG2) 332
@AndrewRestuccia
Brutal: Prosecutors Have Evidence Bezos' Girlfriend Gave Texts to Brother Who Leaked to National Enquirer WSJ: https://tinyurl.com/v2u69jd Bezos accused the Saudi's of hacking his phone. Hahahaha! Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT) Bozos has that Dr. Evil look down perfectly Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (+k5vA) 333
No way I click on any of those...
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (w7KSn) Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (VYwSh) 335
Like PBO's Magic flute?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (PUmDY) 336
Ummm, no. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:41 PM (pNxlR) 337
Hot girls for #moarfreefood! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:42 PM (pNxlR) 338
Bernie- Make America Fucking Ugly Again
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 24, 2020 08:42 PM (9Om/r) 339
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watching The Expanse season 4. Burn Gorman plays the moustache-twirling villain ... as usual. His characters are as predictable as are Sean Beam's. The man needs an actual agent. The writers Ty Franck and Daniel Abraham, "James AC Corey", pretend they're nuanced in their stories but they are not. I wonder if this series jumped the shark in season 3. The protomolecule as a 'colour out of space' is interesting. As a builder of wormholes through spacetime... not so much Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2) _______ Yeah, my wife and I really enjoyed the first three seasons -- the fourth not so much. I think they're coming back for a fifth. Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg) 340
Hot girls for #moarfreefood!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) It takes a lot of chow to fill up all 4 stomachs. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (SfYbS) 341
Bezos accused the Saudi's of hacking his phone.
Hahahaha! Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT) Bitch set me up! Posted by: Jeff "Marion Barry" Bezos at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (2N7oZ) 342
All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.
Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5) 343
In the twitter feed there were some cuties but as the rule about crazy best to stay away.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2020 08:45 PM (ZCEU2) 344
gay for taxing the rich & abolishing ICE
@fatherqueerest disabled, lesbian, organizer, occupied duwamish territory But of course. Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:45 PM (VYwSh) 345
The comments are why I was disappointed this thread disappeared earlier.
I should have known it would reappear. Nothing like a Friday night send off into the weekend.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing 346
321 "No gods no kings long love the worker"
I wonder what she does for a living. Posted by: Flyover at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (Rbu5d) So... she posted a paraphrase of a slogan from Bioshock (and the slogan was for a thinly veiled Ayn Rand Libertarian Utopia. No Gods. No Kings. Only Man.) Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (2B9A/) 347
Yeah, wearing the brass tiara really "sells it", she-beast. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (pNxlR) 348
Brutal: Prosecutors Have Evidence Bezos' Girlfriend Gave Texts to Brother Who Leaked to National Enquirer
I can hardly believe it. She came to him with 65 4.5 star reviews. Posted by: Esseltyn's Aorta at January 24, 2020 08:46 PM (2oYEN) 349
What. The. Fuck.
Gunts on females and the shethings. Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:40 PM (VYwSh) I'd hit it. With a nuke from orbit. Posted by: Ripley at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (2N7oZ) 350
@klara_sjo
Yeah, fuck that cage! Story, before I get asked a hundred times. Dude in the video got the bird from an owner who kept it in that cage which is far too small for it and it could barely move. So, they're having a little bonding moment. https://tinyurl.com/tvtfbz9 Language warning...from the bird. Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (cF8AT) 351
Okay so terrible pics of ugly liberal women. Can't unsee that now (thanks Ace!)
Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China? Posted by: secret squirrel at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (xyImL) 352
Look in the interest of fairness,
SOME OF THE ACTUAL WOMEN could be cute, if they tried to be. I mean maybe in the photo smile, have your natural hair color, wore spandex, try and look nice, and remove some jewelry. More IS less sometimes. Please note I said ACTUAL WOMEN that knocks out two maybe three of them. Posted by: Picric at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (nonGu) 353
Not for the first time, I realized (through hard, practical practice) that it is impossible to cook dinner and keep up with the Dinner Time Thread.
Not ethically and sustainably anyhow. Posted by: St. Greta Miklosberg at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (QzkSJ) 354
So Bezos is fking Saudis if he accused Saudis of hacking his phone and its really his girlfriend.
Posted by: Skip at January 24, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCEU2) 355
I'd hit it.
Posted by: Mack Truck at January 24, 2020 08:48 PM (SfYbS) 356
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All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile. Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5) Because they are still angry and frustrated. They were passed over in their families, or in middle school. Other girls, other siblings got the attention. And they want attention, to be desired, to be fought over. And this is their outlet. Frankly, I think they should just join the SCA and search out their Nerd Knight at a Renaissance Faire, or dress up like Sailor Moon and haunt ComicCons. They'l find something at either of those places. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (7K0oX) 357
All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.
Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5) And? Posted by: Jerry "Goddess" Nadler at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (2N7oZ) 358
This makes me pine for soilent green.
Posted by: ryukyu at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (vKhgw) 359
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2)
_______ Yeah, my wife and I really enjoyed the first three seasons -- the fourth not so much. I think they're coming back for a fifth. Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:43 PM (WqPYg) I'm limping through season 2. It's all so predictable. I think I've just seen too many serial tv shows. One episode moves the plot, the next fills in more character junk, and I just keep saying "get on with it, I'm so done with this story." Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (hku12) 360
All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile.
Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5) Yup...the only thing they are a "goddess" of is smelling up the crapper. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (+k5vA) 362
339 211
watching The Expanse season 4. Burn Gorman plays the moustache-twirling villain ... as usual. His characters are as predictable as are Sean Beam's. The man needs an actual agent. The writers Ty Franck and Daniel Abraham, "James AC Corey", pretend they're nuanced in their stories but they are not. I wonder if this series jumped the shark in season 3. The protomolecule as a 'colour out of space' is interesting. As a builder of wormholes through spacetime... not so much Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 24, 2020 08:15 PM (ykYG2) _______ Yeah, my wife and I really enjoyed the first three seasons -- the fourth not so much. I think they're coming back for a fifth. Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great. --------- Yeah, it was good, not great. I want to be Amos though, life is simple for him. Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (VYwSh) 363
Yeah, wearing the brass tiara really "sells it", she-beast.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars Take the tiara to the scrap yard, and leave her there, too ! Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL) 364
Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI) Posted by: Picric at January 24, 2020 08:50 PM (nonGu) 366
Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?
Posted by: secret squirrel Goes great with Lyme disease. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 08:50 PM (SfYbS) 367
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!
Posted by: Nac Mac Feegle at January 24, 2020 08:50 PM (jW9oF) 368
366 Goes great with Lyme disease.
haha nice. I'm curious to see how differently Trump handles this versus JEF and the ebola outbreak Posted by: secret squirrel at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (xyImL) 369
Take the tiara to the scrap yard, and leave her there, too !
Posted by: JT at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (arJlL) Junk it! Junk it now! Posted by: Sally at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (2N7oZ) 370
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You can search "Jackie Massie Paisley Passey" and yup, there she is. The internets never forget. Posted by: eleven at January 24, 2020 08:08 PM http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+) _______ From that Ace post: "Okay, now that I see that she's a dead-ringer for Rudy Giuliani in drag, I have to admit, I'm three-quarters aroused." LMAO. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg) Posted by: Steven Browning at January 24, 2020 08:52 PM (0YZ6P) 372
The Bernie dating pool is looking a lot more like a small puddle.
A very muddy, dirty, skanky puddle next to a port-a-potty. Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 24, 2020 08:52 PM (3H9h1) 373
Thankfully, kbdabear will make things right tonight on the ONT. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:52 PM (pNxlR) 374
somebody should inform these welfare cheatin swamp momma's hot is not measured by the fucking pound. ho lee phook.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 08:53 PM (KP5rU) 375
Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?
Posted by: secret squirrel at January 24, 2020 08:47 PM (xyImL) Take the numbers the Chicoms are releasing and multiply it by 100. Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 24, 2020 08:53 PM (2N7oZ) 376
Only other thing we've seen Burn Gorman in was the TV series "TURN: Washington's Spies" and thought he was great.
--------- Yeah, it was good, not great. I want to be Amos though, life is simple for him. Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (VYwSh) Amos is like Jayne on Firefly. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (0mP7b) 377
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/193209.php
Posted by: Bert G at January 24, 2020 08:17 PM (OMsf+) _______ From that Ace post: "Okay, now that I see that she's a dead-ringer for Rudy Giuliani in drag, I have to admit, I'm three-quarters aroused." LMAO. Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 24, 2020 08:51 PM (WqPYg) The old Ace sure was funny. This one is kinda sorta like Terry Jones funny, not John Cleese funny. Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (hku12) 378
How can we be sure these chicks are not all of the Jessica Yaniv variety?
Posted by: Decaf at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (xarPm) 379
364 Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail
about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever. My understanding is the President can fire any ambassador for any reason. Posted by: Esseltyn's Aorta at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (2oYEN) 380
thanks, ace. where's the eye bleach.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (KP5rU) 381
All these girls have "goddess" in their Twitter profile. Posted by: Tom at January 24, 2020 08:44 PM (7Mvb5) That's their phone number ... no, really! Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (pNxlR) 382
Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI) What "authorities"? President Trump has absolute privilege to fire any or all ambassadors at will. He doesn't even have to have a reason. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (LxWV7) 383
In case of erection lasting more than 4 hours. Have a peek.
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (IZX0U) 384
Linda Carter in a tiara was amazing.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (PUmDY) 385
Nope. Not gonna click. Don't wanna hurl.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (HaL55) 386
Here is how it would work if I were a trolling political person:
Scene - Bernie Rally A bunch of Nerds in make-shift armor enter. One bellows "Well met, fellow Losers!" The crowd turns and the Nerd speaks. "We are the Knights that say Nerd! We have traversed this Shire to find fair princesses to fight over - but you'll do! You, there! With the purple locks! Fair maiden of megatons, I would be thy knight if though wouldst have me! Place a token in my hand and I will joust with other Nerds for the Honor of a Place at thy side!" Get enough of that going and the Bernie support flattens out within hours. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (7K0oX) 387
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-- I'd hit it. Posted by: Mack Truck at January 24, 2020 08:48 PM --------------- Would be hard to avoid, if a Ben and Jerry's truck tipped over there earlier. Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 08:56 PM (RVcmP) 388
Hot? AYFKM?
*turns aside...* *hurls* Um, okay... if they say so, I guess... *uh oh, gotta hurl again* Posted by: JQ at January 24, 2020 08:56 PM (gP/Z3) 389
Ad on Fox just asked , "What is love?"
I believe the answer is, "Five feet of heaven in a pony tail, that sways with a wiggle when she walks." Posted by: Fox2! at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (qyH+l) 390
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (7K0oX)
----- You should watch "Knights of Badassdom", if you haven't already. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (jW9oF) 391
Which one is rainmondo?
Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (r/mKb) 392
who pissed ace off this time? only one missing is llena dunham. eating cake. on the shitter.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (KP5rU) 393
Haven't been around much today. What's with the
story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever. Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI) Apparently the MFM claims it has an audio recording of who they think could be might be Trump saying get rid of her. I want her out about Marie Yovanovitch. Because in lefty loon land presidents aren't allowed to fire ambassadors. Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (+k5vA) 394
So Bezos is fking Saudis if he accused Saudis of hacking his phone and its really his girlfriend.
Posted by: Skip Jeff Bezos owns Amazon through a Cayman Island corporation called Haven Monahan Posted by: St. Miklos Miklosberg at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (QzkSJ) 395
AOP. Says Federal Prosecutors. Also references Lev Parnas. Why would this be an issue? It's at his discretion to fire her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (N3JsI) 396
Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities?
------------ Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever. My understanding is the President can fire any ambassador for any reason. Posted by: Esseltyn's Aorta at January 24, 2020 08:54 PM (2oYEN) Maybe he called her cunning stunt or something similar. Which is an impeachable offense these days. Posted by: BurtTC at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (hku12) 397
I honestly thought "Hayley" was a kinda cute girl until I saw xer hashtag.
Posted by: Pete in Texas at January 24, 2020 08:58 PM (2dbBI) 398
neverenoughcaffeine, recording simply captures a president talking about one of his undisputed powers - appointing/firing ambassadors (world has changed and few know it, but ambassadors have always technically been personal representatives of the president - they're confirmed by the Senate as with most classes of senior appointees, but the historical legacy is that they're direct personal envoys of the chief executive to foreign governments).
So, as with Dubya firing US attorneys - the "issue" or "story" is a president exercising his obvious, mundane authority over a class of executive branch personnel. Entirely normal, constitutional, etc. Only in a country this dumbed down could these kinds of idiotic "stories" not result in immediate mockery of those pushing them. Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 08:58 PM (El6T/) 399
I thought the Prez was speaking at a dont kill babies rally today? Must be wrong cause zip zero and mention of a rally on CBS Eve Propaganda.
Posted by: Dingbat at January 24, 2020 08:58 PM (XL83a) 400
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Linda Carter in a tiara was amazing. Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM (PUmDY) "Back to School" "Oh Philip, what do men want?" "What, for you to dress up as Wonder Woman, tie me up in your magic lasso, and make me tell the truth?" Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 08:59 PM (7K0oX) 401
AOP. Says Federal Prosecutors. Also references Lev Parnas. Why would this be an issue? It's at his discretion to fire her.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (N3JsI) It's Democrats, throwing shit against a wall in the hope that some sticks. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:59 PM (LxWV7) 402
Bird Song is a very nice Dead song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (PUmDY) 403
Thanks all. That's what I thought. Crap from the MSM.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (N3JsI) 404
Heh. They're hot alright. Straight up fuckin' febrile. Lunatics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (EQRLd) 405
looks like one of them blew a tranny.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU) 406
You should watch "Knights of Badassdom", if you haven't already. Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 24, 2020 08:57 PM (jW9oF) Never heard of it before, but I will make a note. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (7K0oX) 407
I only have one word. Yikes!!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (dUJdY) 408
Pencil Neck finally finished, and the Senate just adjourned until tomorrow at 10am. Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (dK2Mx) 409
Sally Kellerman was hot as hades in that one.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (PUmDY) 410
Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna be fooled again!
Posted by: Nac Mac Feegle *orders woad using Amazon Prime* *next day they tell me* Posted by: Miklos, Laird of ye Ancient Clan McMolar-McCuollugh at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (QzkSJ) 411
If true that CBS Evening "News" made no mention of rally/prez, please note, all who yesterday were saying Trump attending would "force" the media to cover an event they always carefully and completely ignore.
Nothing can "force" these people to do anything. Those who get their "information" or framework from these ridiculous organizations are an anchor around the country's neck - i.e., at least half the populace. Insulting the press or little things like McSally's boring put-down of some press idiot on camera don't change anything. Though many find it all entertaining. Posted by: rhomboid at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (El6T/) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:02 PM (dK2Mx) 413
neverenoughcaffeine, recording simply captures a president talking about one of his undisputed powers - appointing/firing ambassadors (world has changed and few know it, but ambassadors have always technically been personal representatives of the president - they're confirmed by the Senate as with most classes of senior appointees, but the historical legacy is that they're direct personal envoys of the chief executive to foreign governments).
So, as with Dubya firing US attorneys - the "issue" or "story" is a president exercising his obvious, mundane authority over a class of executive branch personnel. Entirely normal, constitutional, etc. Only in a country this dumbed down could these kinds of idiotic "stories" not result in immediate mockery of those pushing them. Posted by: rhomboid Trump could walk in tomorrow and fire every ambassador there is and it's perfectly legal. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:03 PM (0mP7b) 414
Never heard of it before, but I will make a note.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! Summer Glau in daisy dukes. Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:03 PM (SfYbS) 415
#hotthotsforbernie is a subversive movement to convince men that banging trannies isn't as unappealing as previously thought
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (H5knJ) 416
Bird Song is a very nice Dead song.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:00 PM (PUmDY) Did you hear that Owsley Stanley's Studebaker truck, The Dred, sold at the Barrett-Jackson sale in Scottsdale for $29000? I saw it, and I touched it. That suckah has serious rust issues. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (LxWV7) 417
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looks like one of them blew a tranny. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU) I'd recommend a rebuild, what with all of that body damage and mileage. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (7K0oX) Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (X/aS0) 419
moo
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (nfcV2) 420
looks like one of them blew a tranny.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:01 PM (KP5rU) Who hasn't? Posted by: Hunter B. at January 24, 2020 09:04 PM (2N7oZ) 421
Summer Glau in daisy dukes.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:03 PM (SfYbS) *sharp intake whistle* All righty then. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:05 PM (7K0oX) 422
Haven't been around much today. What's with the story at Daily Mail about a recording of PDT being handed over to authorities? Has to do with the former Ukrainian ambassador, Marie Whatever.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 24, 2020 08:49 PM (N3JsI) What "authorities"? President Trump has absolute privilege to fire any or all ambassadors at will. He doesn't even have to have a reason. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 08:55 PM This. By "authorities" they probably mean the always handy "current and former US officials familiar with the matter". Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro) 423
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-- Ad on Fox just asked , "What is love?" --------------- Obviously the answer is "Baby don't hurt me." For the above Bernie-hos, it means them not sitting on your lap. Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:05 PM (RVcmP) 424
some of them look like constipated rhino's in the wild, trying to relieve their bowels.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU) 425
Shiff ended his lies with this: "CBS News reported yesterday that the president told all GOP senators that if they voted against him, their heads would be on a pike. [long pause] Now, I don't know if that's true....I don't know if that's true...[long pause] I hope it's not true...but if it's true, can you imagine the irony bla bla bla bla the words of a Monarch bla bla bla bla bla blah..." Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (dK2Mx) 426
Well...I suppose if guys can suddenly decide they are girls, these people can consider themselves "hot"...and would be orders of magnitude less delusional than transgender sufferers...though still delusional.
And before anybody starts attacking me...no...I do not suffer from the delusion that I am "hot". Posted by: Pete at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (YD0F1) Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (dK2Mx) Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2) 429
Crocodile Tears is from which song?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (PUmDY) Posted by: Guarneri at January 24, 2020 09:08 PM (Df3dI) 431
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Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China? Can it be...aimed? Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:07 PM (nfcV2) That should help any potential internal unrest along. Which is a good thing if you are concerned about China's external imperial ambitions. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (7K0oX) 432
Do they mean *hot* as in temperature?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (a4qVe) 433
Heh. They're hot alright. Straight up fuckin' febrile. Lunatics.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice. Well...Nature will have Her way. "You say this is the way of your people. So be it. Your people shall reproduce, or not, in your way. My people shall erect a maternity ward next to your place. Among my people, those who kill children are put to death. Do according to your custom, we shall do according to ours." Posted by: Gen. Miklos Napier at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (QzkSJ) 434
some of them look like constipated rhino's in the wild, trying to relieve their bowels.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:06 PM (KP5rU) I saw Constipated Rhinos in The Wild open for Butthole Surfers at the Hippodrome. It was a gas. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (LxWV7) 435
I'm hot and I'm for universal healthcare, erasing student debt, a Green New Deal, and racial and economic justice for all!!!! and McRibs. mostly McRibs.
Posted by: Jaya Guntdaresh at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (nFwvY) 436
Any moron thoughts on the coronavirus spreading throughout China?
Worse than the dos equis virus? Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro) 437
These dims are completely insane
Posted by: REDACTED at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (rpxSz) 438
last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU) 439
I'm sure it's been said but even slapping a hot iron on that won't fix it. After those pics I'm feeling a little sassy in my own skin!
Posted by: Molly k. at January 24, 2020 09:11 PM (3Vhfa) 440
Jesus.
Did someone cruelly cherry-pick only the fugly fat dykes? Because there is not a single worman here that this, in any way, hot. And I'd a 54 year old with a dad-bod, so I have some pretty lax standards for hot. Fucking embarrassing, is what this is. I actually feel sorry for these women. Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:11 PM (sgHEm) 441
Nope, not gonna do it.. not gonna do it.
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (+ldAm) 442
Do they mean *hot* as in temperature?
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 24, 2020 09:09 PM (a4qVe) Some are, clearly. Too hot for T-shirts and shorts, too. Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (/+bwe) Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (T+nBE) 444
last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city.
Posted by: chavez the hugo I read 90,000. No way to verify. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (0mP7b) 445
So ok, I'll just finish off this Kraken and hit the rack.
Posted by: Eromero at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (UUkQp) Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (T+nBE) 447
last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city. Oh, well that's not a coincidence in any way, is it? Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55) 448
444: wouldn't doubt it. they bullshit. alot.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:13 PM (KP5rU) 449
those pix look like they were rejects from the casting call for the bar scene in Star Wars.
Posted by: vivi at January 24, 2020 09:13 PM (11H2y) 450
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-- nephews nieces Posted by: naturalfake at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM ----------------- A distinction without a difference. Posted by: modern left at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (RVcmP) 451
Beauty is in the bulging eye of the beholder.
Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (COzlW) 452
438 last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (KP5rU) Open seafood market 8.6 miles down the road from the only level 4 bioweapon facility in China. Safe to say the quarantine didn't work since official state media confirmed 29 of 31 provinces are infected. The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (X/aS0) Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (JCrfD) 454
I suppose this is what years of participation trophy's gets you.
* I say I'm hot therefore I am* That's not how it works dumbo. Posted by: Cheribebe at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (a4qVe) 455
the chinese know. they aint fucking talking. they are however, in a panic.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (KP5rU) 456
Imma say it: The drag queen is the best looking of the lot.
Posted by: Razell at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (2B4wA) 457
I don't think we want to see the #HotForBloomie girls either
Posted by: steevy at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (KNsKs) Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (RVcmP) 459
I saw Constipated Rhinos in The Wild open for Butthole Surfers at the Hippodrome. It was a gas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon This is how memes find themselves shark-jumped. Posted by: Miklos, taking excess in moderation at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ) 460
LOL, not gonna look at that, uh - uh.
Hot and commie form an oxymoron. Leftist politics are an automatic zero. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:16 PM (zlgJP) 461
Looks like the stalls at the Wuhan Food Market.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2020 09:16 PM (DY3v8) 462
She said the quiet part loud:
@CHIZMAGA 7m Cindy McCain on Epstein: "We all knew what he was doing. No one would go after him because they were afraid of him." Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2020 09:16 PM (nYWSF) 463
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last i heard coronavirus has infected 28,000 in china so far. multiply by 1000. then you may have your number. nice job, fuckwits. one way to get the population. heard where this broke out is home to china's largest bioweapon manufacturing city. Oh, well that's not a coincidence in any way, is it? Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55) Exactly. Let us start adding one plus "oops" multiplied by "oh sh*t" and it could equal a really bad 1960's dystopian novel come to life - except not in the USA bu in Commie-Land. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (7K0oX) 464
I saw Constipated Rhinos in The Wild open for Butthole Surfers at the Hippodrome. It was a gas.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon I saw Constipated Rhinos cut loose. Shit was flying hot and heavy. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (0mP7b) 465
The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (X/aS0) Time to buy backhoe stock on margin. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (LxWV7) Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (CjFDo) 467
Loeffler has a Lady Gwenevere thing going.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (PUmDY) 468
Oh, well that's not a coincidence in any way, is it?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:12 PM (HaL55) Two totally unconnected dots and if you think they are, you are spreading conspiracies just like that 'Epstein didn't kill himself' one. Posted by: Our Conspiracy Media at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (Y8PSl) 469
that quote is wrong, it probably should be, "No gods, no, please no, no " *Gahhgh!* "No please"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (6rS3m) 470
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Beauty is in the bulging eye of the beholder. Posted by: Adam Schiff at January 24, 2020 09:14 PM (COzlW) Yes. A Beholder. You do have a stunning resemblance to one. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (7K0oX) 471
China: Nothing is random and there are no accidents.
Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (RuIsu) 472
The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.
There'll prolly be corpses stacked up by the side of the roads like cordwood. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (HaL55) 473
I can't wait for the #"manly"simpsforbernie.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (1CjJc) 474
#mixedupweirdpeopleforbernie
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (JoUsr) Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:18 PM (BqBId) 476
Nadler called Trump a dictator. At an impeachment trial. These fucking people. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) It's surreal, isn't it? In one sentence, shiff and the rest of the liars are calling the president "guilty" and a "king" and a "dictator" and "just like Russia" and a "monarch" and "just like Nixon," etc. In the very next sentence, shiff and nadler are imploring Republican senators to vote for a "fair trial" for "both the president and the American people." Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (dK2Mx) Posted by: The Fat Guy on Ottoman Guy at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (QzkSJ) 478
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Nadler called Trump a dictator. At an impeachment trial. These fucking people. Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 24, 2020 09:15 PM (JCrfD) Dictators make people like Nadler cease to exist, thus Trump is incompetent. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (7K0oX) 479
go long on gas, kerosene, diesel, and cat d9's.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:19 PM (1CjJc) 481
One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.
Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM And now, the science is settled on this: https://preview.tinyurl.com/vwpoy2r Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (7WaWV) 482
@realDonaldTrump 20 minutes ago
Check out @seanhannity now on @FoxNews. Big tonight! I've missed the first 20 mins. Anyone watch? Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT) 483
O God, blessed Jesus, Holy Spirit -- please save us from these deluded creatures before they end up ruling us . . .
Posted by: DynamiteDan at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (jMtvt) 484
Worse than the dos equis virus?
Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro) It IS the Modelo for pandemics Posted by: Kindltot at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (6rS3m) 485
#hotgirlsforbernie is the special ops divison of the #Manbunsforbernie brigade.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (r/mKb) 486
The next 2 weeks the world will have a better idea with what we are dealing with.
There'll prolly be corpses stacked up by the side of the roads like cordwood. Posted by: BackwardsBoy World War Z. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (0mP7b) 487
"Looks like I picked the wrong week to start a trade war with Trump!"
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2020 09:21 PM (oRpiG) Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:23 PM (HaL55) 489
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Oh boy! I just got my first Bernie 2020 text on my cell phone.
"Hi Steven! It's Daniel with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's running for president to make our economy, our government, and our health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you in for Bernie?" Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (L2ZTs) 491
Let It Grow is another nice one.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (PUmDY) 492
Future Gulag Prison Guards....They all have that look.
Posted by: DOGGFISH at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (MEchh) 493
488: just shoot every one wearing a mask. just be sure. nobody has enough ammo for that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (NWiLs) 495
Thoughts on China...the Trump Curse strikes again.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 24, 2020 09:24 PM (COzlW) 496
Exactly. Let us start adding one plus "oops" multiplied by "oh sh*t" and it could equal a really bad 1960's dystopian novel come to life - except not in the USA bu in Commie-Land.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:17 PM (7K0oX) Except that is the nasty/stupid thing about bioweapons- they will not stay in China. Ain't global connectivity grand? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (2B9A/) 497
Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT)
******** Hedgehog Diarrhea then Dersh & then Gomert & Biggs for 1 question each Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (BqBId) Posted by: kid from "A Christmas Story" now an adult and reading Equus at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (QzkSJ) 499
I deleted and reported the above Bernie text as spam. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (7K0oX) 501
496: if you don't think it's already here, you're crazy. it's here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: Horny Teenage Picard at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ) 503
If they think their lives are shitty now, they have no clue how it'll be if they get what they want.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (JcXHH) 504
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-- One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women. Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 24, 2020 07:59 PM --------------- I liked both Blair AND Jo. I conservatively wanted to watch them wrestle in baby oil. Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 09:23 PM (RVcmP) ------------------------ You take the good, you take the bad... Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 24, 2020 09:27 PM (CAJOC) 505
where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:27 PM (KP5rU) Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (HaL55) 507
503 If they think their lives are shitty now, they have no clue how it'll be if they get what they want.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (JcXHH) They always assume they'll be privileged members of the Inner Party. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (NWiLs) 508
Hippy Dippy lyrics, but cool music.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (PUmDY) 509
BackwardsBoy, aw shucks thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:28 PM (L2ZTs) 510
If they think their lives are shitty now, they have no clue how it'll be if they get what they want.
Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (JcXHH) But they'll be in charge so it's all good. Posted by: RickZ at January 24, 2020 09:29 PM (Y8PSl) 511
Hedgehog Diarrhea then Dersh & then Gomert & Biggs for 1 question each
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (BqBId) Miss Lindsey is next. Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:29 PM (cF8AT) 512
Worse than the dos equis virus?
Posted by: Hands at January 24, 2020 09:10 PM (786Ro) It IS the Modelo for pandemics Posted by: Kindltot One of the best Mexican beers is only in Yucatan. Named for the Conquistador family. "Montejo-el Sabor gue Conquista!" Posted by: Don Miklos, Peninsular y Ladino at January 24, 2020 09:29 PM (QzkSJ) 513
where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo Am your huckleberry. Make you good deal. Posted by: Eastern Bloc Manufacturing Ltd. at January 24, 2020 09:30 PM (SfYbS) 514
I'm warmening for Bernie.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 24, 2020 09:30 PM (EgshT) 515
505 where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:27 PM (KP5rU) Move to San Fran. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:30 PM (1CjJc) 516
Well...one of them DID say she (?) opposed conventional standards of beauty...
Posted by: Mrs. Peel at January 24, 2020 09:31 PM (rWZ8Y) 517
We are prepared to sacrifice 300 million Chinese for the victory of the world revolution.
Posted by: Zombie Mao Zedong at January 24, 2020 09:31 PM (Z+IKu) Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (oRpiG) 519
One of the underrated Facts of Life: conservative women are, almost universally, much hotter than liberal women.
Hotness comes from more than just physical attributes. You want to feel that this person, beauty or not, shares your values and ideals and your general view on life. You can make your own hotness. I'd take a homely person who fits that, every time, over some shark who has nice tits. Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (l9m7l) 520
Miss Lindsey is next.
Posted by: Tami Miss Lindsey always goes butch in re-election years. Every six years. It's like a weird Vulcan mating ritual with the voters of South Carolina. Posted by: Miklos, voting for Bernie in the primary at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (QzkSJ) 521
"501 496: if you don't think it's already here, you're crazy. it's here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU) " Wausau AM radio was reporting 6 Chinese students at UW Platteville are "in quarantine"; just arrived from mainland, a couple of them are from Wuhan province. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (zlgJP) 522
where the fuck are amazon and walmart going to get their shit?
Posted by: chavez the hugo Hey Joe! Boom boom all night! Posted by: Ho Chi Minh City at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (0mP7b) 523
"Hot" as in "pungent, burning, acrid, irritating to all senses", sure.
Posted by: Guy In Texas at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (hmraI) 524
I'm going to Las Vegas this next week, and it just happens to be the Chinese New Year, when they shut down their shithole country and everyone that can afford it, pours over their borders into the rest of the world.
Awesome. Fucking awesome. If I get the SARS, and my wife puts up a comment "hey fellers my husband died last night": a) avenge my death 12-fold b) everyone who cares, do a simultaneous tiki drink in my honor. Something legit, like a Cobra's Fang. Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm) 525
The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs) 526
"Hi Steven! It's Daniel with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a
corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's running for president to make our economy, our government, and our health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you in for Bernie?" -- Heh. Bern's one of those wealthy few and has been for a long time. And he's been in politics since the 60s. He's no man of the people newcomer. Posted by: Lady in Black at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (JoUsr) 527
521 "501 496: if you don't think it's already here, you're crazy. it's here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:26 PM (KP5rU) " Wausau AM radio was reporting 6 Chinese students at UW Platteville are "in quarantine"; just arrived from mainland, a couple of them are from Wuhan province. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:32 PM (zlgJP) Like Ebola, Kung Flu creates in the patient an irresistible urge to hop on an airplane. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (NWiLs) 528
Wausau AM radio was reporting 6 Chinese students at UW Platteville are "in quarantine"; just arrived from mainland, a couple of them are from Wuhan province.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, One at A&M in College Station. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (0mP7b) 529
7K0oX)
Except that is the nasty/stupid thing about bioweapons- they will not stay in China. Ain't global connectivity grand? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (2B9A/) Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan. Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (/+bwe) 530
521: sock, i heard that. diversity is a grat thing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (KP5rU) 531
524 I'm going to Las Vegas this next week, and it just happens to be the Chinese New Year, when they shut down their shithole country and everyone that can afford it, pours over their borders into the rest of the world.
Awesome. Fucking awesome. If I get the SARS, and my wife puts up a comment "hey fellers my husband died last night": a) avenge my death 12-fold b) everyone who cares, do a simultaneous tiki drink in my honor. Something legit, like a Cobra's Fang. Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm) -------------------------- Your wife posts that, and I think the Moron response will be "How you doin'?" Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM (CAJOC) 532
529 7K0oX)
Except that is the nasty/stupid thing about bioweapons- they will not stay in China. Ain't global connectivity grand? Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM (2B9A/) Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan. Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:34 PM (/+bwe) Party up in dis hizzouse! Posted by: Randall Flagg at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs) 533
Posted by: Tami at January 24, 2020 09:20 PM (cF8AT) ******** Hedgehog Diarrhea then Dersh & then Gomert & Biggs for 1 question each Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 24, 2020 09:25 PM ************** Maybe an announcement that Hannity will be interviewing Trump before the Super Bowl. Posted by: redridinghood at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM (wiXsO) 534
If I get the SARS, and my wife puts up a comment "hey fellers my husband died last night":
a) avenge my death 12-fold b) everyone who cares, do a simultaneous tiki drink in my honor. Something legit, like a Cobra's Fang. Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm) -------------------------- Your wife posts that, and I think the Moron response will be "How you doin'?" Posted by: No One of Consequence More like, "Can I have your truck?" Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:36 PM (0mP7b) 535
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We are prepared to sacrifice 300 million Chinese for the victory of the world revolution. Posted by: Zombie Mao Zedong at January 24, 2020 09:31 PM (Z+IKu) Problem: You aren't around, and your China is not completely this China, and disease is one of those things that makes people flat-out panic because they can't see it coming. Another thing: this China has much higher expectations than your China, and if they think they are sliding back to the days of "everyone has a peasant hut and a one-holer out back" they may get frisky. Another thing: losing "The Mandate of Heaven" is a hella real thing, and if it looks like you can't keep a competent hand on the helm of the ship-of-state, then Chinese history says that things get lively. And you have nukes. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:36 PM (7K0oX) 536
a) avenge my death 12-fold
Posted by: Pastafarian at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (sgHEm) No Pastafarian, no peace! Posted by: Fusili Jerry at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (1CjJc) 537
Your wife posts that, and I think the Moron response will be "How you doin'?"
Posted by: No One of Consequence More like, "Can I have your truck?" Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:36 PM (0mP7b) And gun collection. Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (NWiLs) 538
322 Who is Lizzo? Saw the name on a festival lineup
She's a large female singer/rapper who's allegedly dating an unnamed NFL player. Posted by: Ian S. at January 24, 2020 08:34 PM (6XLoz) ----- Jimmy G? Posted by: Groundhog at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (VYwSh) 539
The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs) She is. She recorded several Christian music albums many moons ago and has written books. Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (SL4lK) 540
I'd avenge your death with Lysol.
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (DY3v8) 541
" ... losing "The Mandate of Heaven" is a hella real thing ... "
Don't get much realer than that. Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (zlgJP) 542
Oh. My. Goodness.
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, MAGAbilly at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (KXHve) 543
Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.
Posted by: NaughtyPine 30 days deaths from illness or shootin' BETTING WINDOW IS OPEN Posted by: Miklos, a punter at January 24, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ) 544
They're so "brave", they're in danger of being declared "morbidly courageous". If they got any more heroic they'd stroke the fuck out.
Posted by: bittergeek at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (G2Ptb) 545
The end of shiff's redundant rant, before that quote I mentioned above, shiff went through all the ways the Defense could poke holes in the Democrats' case, making them all seem flimsy. For example: The defense will show you testimony from House witnesses when my colleagues asked them if they had ever spoken to the president or did they actually hear the president ask for quid pro quo. Shiff said none of this mattered! We know the "facts," shiff said! Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (dK2Mx) 546
Party up in dis hizzouse!
Posted by: Randall Flagg at January 24, 2020 09:35 PM Oh, great. And Pastafarian going to Vegas is no coincidence... Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (/+bwe) 547
So... are these the women who will take us to the hot women?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (N30JC) 548
i believe we have barely scratched the surface of corona in this country. 15 minutes in the international terminal at o'hare will tell you that.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (KP5rU) 549
holy guacamoly! anybody watching Hannity ? fudgesticles !
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 24, 2020 09:39 PM (B+t5k) 550
Go long on Purell.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:40 PM (oYFyv) 551
They have a Trader Vic at the Hilton downtown here. Good times
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:40 PM (PUmDY) 552
Open borders!!! Wait, what? *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (EgshT) 553
The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs) She is. She recorded several Christian music albums many moons ago and has written books. Posted by: Vendette at January 24, 2020 09:37 PM (SL4lK) And a good exercise DVD. Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (/+bwe) 554
we need more open air fish and reptile markets here.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (KP5rU) 555
551 They have a Trader Vic at the Hilton downtown here. Good times
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:40 PM (PUmDY) -------------------------------- Any werewolves? Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 24, 2020 09:41 PM (CAJOC) Posted by: Trash Can Man at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs) 557
Naughty Pine: Ooo! Ooo! Are there leotards?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (SfYbS) 559
I had my share of subpar looking girls during my high school and college days before I met my wife but they looked like Cheryl Ladd or Catherine Bach (timely references, huh?) circa 1982 compared to some of the ones in the photos above. How delusional are they to call themselves "Hot Girls"? We could solve more problems in our society if more people weren't so delusional about their looks, talents, intelligence, etc. Of course, the vast majority of the delusional ones are on the Left and they have no problem showing their delusions to the world on social media.
Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (BsrgJ) 560
#FupasforBernie #Feel the Bern of Gonorrhea
Posted by: Regular joe at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (L9P9s) 561
werewolves with perfect hair. walkin with the queen.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:43 PM (KP5rU) 562
SARS only infected 8500.
Doctor in hospital in Wuhan recorded a video said over 90k in just Wuhan. R-Not rumored to be 4-5. 29 out of 31 provinces in China infected according to State Media ( safe to say quarantine didn't work). Incubation period is between 14-20 days (estimate because China fucked up royally getting info out). Human to Human confirmed. Carried in tiny water droplets so airborne. Chinese say that lives on skin and can get infected through the eyes. Doctor on ground said 1 person can infect 14 from their Wuhan estimates (which is terrifyingly high as fuck). Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (CkB6s) 563
Very fun blackout parties, I think.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (PUmDY) 564
We must try to understand their viruses!!! *hic*
Posted by: Wine Moms at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (EgshT) 565
Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.
Awesome. Good thing it's a sanctuary city and our taxes are going up to pay for the motherfvckers. Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (K22Va) 566
Bomb-dee-bomb-dee-bomb!
MY LIFE FOR YOU!!! Posted by: Trash Can Man at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM (NWiLs) My favorite King book (before the rewrite) because of characters like him. You attract evil people, you also attract self-destructive nuts. Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:44 PM (/+bwe) 567
Confirmed case in Chicago. Three people quarantined and being tested in Michigan.
#CaptainTrips #shutitthefuckdown Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:45 PM (nfcV2) Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 24, 2020 09:45 PM (nYWSF) 569
"Hi Steven! It's Daniel with Bernie 2020. Bernie believes we have a
corrupt political and economic system that needs major change. He's running for president to make our economy, our government, and our health care system work for all of us, not just the wealthy few. Are you in for Bernie?" Hey Burnie, you've been in Congress for how long, now? If things suck it's because you made them that way on purpose. And you want me to vote for you for preezy? LOLGFY. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:45 PM (HaL55) 570
Man! Bowseritas sure love them some communism.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2020 09:46 PM (0Euvx) Posted by: Pragmatic and Practical at January 24, 2020 09:46 PM (RVcmP) 572
Go long on Purell.
Posted by: Insomniac Which is NOT a product of Big Corporate AntiToxic Mens. They make Gogo, which all truly sexy ladies suggest as a personal lubricant. Posted by: Miklos, clean, some pumice soap maybe at January 24, 2020 09:46 PM (QzkSJ) 573
554
we need more open air fish and reptile markets here. We need more monkey meat in this country! Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:47 PM (K22Va) 574
Disease is so inclusive. And multicultural.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (nfcV2) 575
Dark Star is the most amazing Dead song. It can go country, jazz or into a waltz.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (PUmDY) 576
The woman who played Blair on Facts Of Life, Lisa Whelchel, is (I've read) a very conservative Christian.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:33 PM (L2ZTs) Yes she is and has a new show on MeTV Actress, author and life coach Lisa Whelchel returns to television to host the new original series Collector's Call on America's No. 1 classic television network, MeTV. The show sees Whelchel meet with the biggest collectors of pop culture memorabilia to give viewers an inside look at rarely-seen private collections, ranging from "the precious to the priceless," said MeTV. It's on Sunday nights 8:30 Central Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (omcbq) 577
It's pretty fitting that you'd swipe left on each of these specimens.
Under a President Bernie, you'll be paying for their maxi pads. And I do mean maxi. Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (DY3v8) 578
573 554
we need more open air fish and reptile markets here. We need more monkey meat in this country! Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:47 PM (K22Va) Is it pre-mutilated? Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs) 579
Was just gonna put it out there; thermonuclear weapons are kinda like lysol for infection-vector cities.
Posted by: Pragmatic and Practical at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (RVcmP) 580
TQM, thanks for the tip!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (L2ZTs) 581
Bomb-dee-bomb-dee-bomb!
MY LIFE FOR YOU!!! Posted by: Trash Can Man No. Just no. Bird is the Word. Our attorneys will be in touch. Posted by: The Trashmen, from MN of all places at January 24, 2020 09:49 PM (QzkSJ) 582
Regarding the photos of the first girl (Brittany), I think I'd rather see Kathy Bates or even Ernest Borgnine naked than see Brittany naked. Hell, I think I'd rather see Bernie naked than see Brittany naked.
Posted by: Slappy at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (BsrgJ) 583
Can one buy Tamiflu OTC?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (LxWV7) 584
We need more monkey meat in this country!
Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 09:47 PM (K22Va) Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdie feet, mutilated monkey meat. That's what we had for lunch. Posted by: Wuhan Fukd at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (1CjJc) Posted by: Miklos Friend of all Noble 80s Musics Peoples at January 24, 2020 09:50 PM (QzkSJ) 586
Naughty Pine: Ooo! Ooo! Are there leotards?? ;-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:42 PM IIRC comfortable but modest workout clothes. It was after she appeared on Survivor and she looked great for a mom of three! Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 24, 2020 09:51 PM (/+bwe) 587
i could go for a slice of king cobra right about now.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:51 PM (KP5rU) 588
Life coaches.
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:51 PM (PUmDY) 589
Is it pre-mutilated?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs) What about the panther feet? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (LxWV7) 590
Go long on Purell. No shit. Back when I was married to the Daughter of Satan (who was an RN), I had more than one daktari tell us that people's hands are the Numbero Uno transmitting device for infections and bugs and stuff like that there. I swear by it. Started using it regularly about 5 years ago and haven't gotten really sick yet. *knocks on wood* I used to get pretty ill once every winter. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (HaL55) 591
579
Was just gonna put it out there; thermonuclear weapons are kinda like lysol for infection-vector cities. Posted by: Pragmatic and Practical at January 24, 2020 09:48 PM (RVcmP) I saw a lot of those movies on Saturday/Sunday afternoons. UHF stations. It involved atom bombs and then various things would get grumpy to the point that an armor brigade was need to settle the matter. And two scientists, one guy with a chin that could break ice, and a pretty co-ed that majored in fainting and getting rescued. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (7K0oX) 592
Naughty Pine, thanks.
I was hoping it was something she did in 1983. ;-) Posted by: qdpsteve at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (L2ZTs) Posted by: Houston Astros at January 24, 2020 09:52 PM (DY3v8) 594
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdie feet, mutilated monkey meat. That's what we had for lunch.
Posted by: Wuhan Fukd I would note that the worms go in, the worms go out, but assume that my respected colleague is familiar with this particular genre. Posted by: Miklos, Professor of Historical Musicology at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ) 595
we need more open air fish and reptile markets here.
We need more monkey meat in this country! Posted by: dartist I'm thinking of opening an outdoor bat soup stand. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (0mP7b) 596
Fuck you Ace. That was...so uncalled for...just, ...just mean really.
Posted by: Abiss at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (Y8DtA) 597
595: make sure it's an all you can eat place.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU) 598
Shit is blowing up around the world with testing band confirmed cases. 29 out of 31 provinces in China infected.
Quarantine status: shit the bed Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:54 PM (CkB6s) 599
i would like to know who first person who told women that nose rings are attractive is.had to be a troll
Posted by: john chalmers at January 24, 2020 09:54 PM (giufj) 600
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (KP5rU) 601
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-- ...make sure it's an all you can eat place. Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM ----------------- Oh, we are! Posted by: Bernie-Hos at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (RVcmP) 602
I'm thinking of opening an outdoor bat soup stand.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (0mP7b) Another fly-by-night operation! Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (LxWV7) Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 09:55 PM (kFkpX) 604
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.
Posted by: chavez the hugo Nope. Especially if the Chinese are saying it. Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (0mP7b) 605
gotta park the car ......
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (kFkpX) 606
Great green gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts, chopped up birdie
feet, mutilated monkey meat, french fried eyeballs, swimming in a pool of blood and I forgot my spoon. But I brought a straw.. That's what I remember from when I was a camp counselor. Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (7K0oX) 607
MY LIFE FOR YOU!!!
Posted by: Trash Can Man ??? How about Yellow Bird? White peoples always like. Posted by: The Mighty Miklos Sparrow and his Trinidadian All-Girl All-Star Steel Band at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (QzkSJ) 608
597 595: make sure it's an all you can eat place.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU) Hospital bed and breakfast. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (1CjJc) 609
FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (Zz0t1) 610
It is really frustrating when our Govt official says he really doesn't think Americans should be worried. That it's not an immediate problem. Shrugs the Public off and says no worries.
Alright, fine. I would appreciate an honest, straight forward run down of where we are right now, what the plan is if this starts spreading like crazy and how we should prepare. Instead they pat us on the head. Fear, which is inevitable, is best held at bay by facts and plans. Posted by: StellasTwoCents at January 24, 2020 09:56 PM (KSBDE) Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (0mP7b) 612
Imagine our Country quarantine on Chicago area with a 200 mile radius. Then imagine the CDC a day later saying 48 out of 50 states have been infected.
Would this be considered a successful quarantine? Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (CkB6s) 613
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way. According to videos that made it through the Great Firewall of China , people are literally dropping in their tracks. Smashing heads on pavement loss of consciousness. This ain't no damn flu. It's a weapon that they lost control of. Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (nfcV2) 614
What do bats taste like?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (PUmDY) 615
Homely, disgusting ManBearPig's for Bernie.
I bet his self-hating commie ass is jerking off to this right now. IF his 147 year old ass can get it up...... Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: rickb223 at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (0mP7b) 617
Chicoms are on Defcon 1 , bet your ass on it.
Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (nfcV2) 618
ONT
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (SfYbS) Posted by: Inverse Soup Nazi Miklos at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (QzkSJ) 620
Baaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrffffff!!! Uh, oh... here it comes again- baaaaaaaarrrrrrrrfffffffff!!!!
Posted by: Jonnie Dougs at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (FYvb/) 621
613: exactly. they fucked up bigly.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (KP5rU) 622
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way.
Me neither. And the first outbreak is right up the road from one of their bioweapons research facilities? As I mentioned upthread, NFW that's a coincidence. And we know how stoopid PROGDA thinks we all are. China's probably a lot worse with what they're told. Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (HaL55) 623
Imagine our Country quarantine on Chicago area with a 200 mile radius. Then imagine the CDC a day later saying 48 out of 50 states have been infected. ===== I had it under control. Did I ever get a "thank you?" Posted by: Mrs. O'Leary at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (8AONa) 624
614 What do bats taste like?
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 24, 2020 09:58 PM (PUmDY) Hillary. Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (1CjJc) 625
*ONT is NOOD!*
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (Ckg4U) 626
I'm almost 60 years old, and I could go out and nail a better looking chick than any of those in 30 minutes.
And get them to wear a MAGA hat while I do it. Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 24, 2020 09:59 PM (PHotS) Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 24, 2020 10:00 PM (omcbq) 628
612
Imagine our Country quarantine on Chicago area with a 200 mile radius. Then imagine the CDC a day later saying 48 out of 50 states have been infected. I can't imagine what cheeseland would call us then. Posted by: dartist at January 24, 2020 10:01 PM (K22Va) 629
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-- i would like to know who first person who told women that nose rings are attractive is.had to be a troll Posted by: john chalmers at January 24, 2020 09:54 PM ------------------------ I'm far too nice to do so, but I've always wanted to just casually glance at the thing and give a friendly point and whisper "You got a boog hangin." Posted by: irright at January 24, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP) 630
The city where this outbreak came from has China"s medical Center that works with that shit.
This is bio-warfare they lost control of. Nuke them just to be safe. Posted by: Sponge at January 24, 2020 10:01 PM (Zz0t1) 631
613
i don't believe for a minute this came from bats or snakes. no fucking way. According to videos that made it through the Great Firewall of China , people are literally dropping in their tracks. Smashing heads on pavement loss of consciousness. This ain't no damn flu. It's a weapon that they lost control of. Posted by: deplorable unperson at January 24, 2020 09:57 PM (nfcV2) And the videos of level 4 biohazard suits putting people in quarantine boxes. It's not even quarantined if 29 out of 31 provinces are infected. Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 24, 2020 10:02 PM (CkB6s) 632
There is almost certainly a causal relationship between being an ugly woman and supporting a socialist. There would probably be a certain attitude about the world that would make you dislike normality.
Not to say there aren't also delusional hot girls who also like Bernie, but I think that these examples show a certain type that would be drawn to the message. Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 24, 2020 10:08 PM (PHotS) 633
Hhmmm,
The CHICOMS are all "beaver-like" in their aggression to contain this Corona virus strain....that in and of itself cuz's paws....they's got other carp fish/dog to fry me thinks....like making Hong Kong dip below the radar while they flood in and destroy the deplorable' s of their own hating....... just thinking out loud...and while we are on hating..ya think the MSM will be doing the "Response to da demoncrates in the Senate this weekend? Bet we are all watching college hoops or X-game re-runs at best..... Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:09 PM (kFkpX) Posted by: klaftern at January 24, 2020 10:13 PM (RuIsu) 635
Nose rings are for pigs.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 24, 2020 10:16 PM (0Euvx) 636
nose piercings
MAJOR fashion appropriation from the middle east...yet nose hairs....circa NYC...1980's "Hey..How YA.. doing? "NO,...How YA...Doing!!?? I rest my case. Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:17 PM (kFkpX) 637
Sweet Mother of God, there's more daddy issues in those pictures than a strip club in downtown Baltimore.
Posted by: NR Pax at January 24, 2020 10:35 PM (Z7Jj3) 638
Now, #notgirlsforbernie I would have believed.
Posted by: mc at January 24, 2020 10:38 PM (l1TIo) 639
"ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower......"
"ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower.....switch to squak 220.14 and Ident please...." "ACE 750 Heavy..O'Hare tower....can you give us a turn to 180 degrees and descend to 3,000 angels?..."If you can sir, flash your landing lights if your comms are out? "ACE 750 Heavy........ACE 750 Heavy........O'Hare tower....." Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:42 PM (kFkpX) 640
"ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower..we have lost track of you 4 miles southeast of the ILS......ACE 750 Heavy....ACE 750 Heavy...O'Hare tower in the open on MILS."
"O'Hare tower in the open on MILS....ACE 750 Heavy?" Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 24, 2020 10:57 PM (kFkpX) Posted by: Jeff Powell at January 24, 2020 11:04 PM (T7lnu) 642
Lord. Wouldn't hit it with a shovel.
Posted by: Bob at January 24, 2020 11:41 PM (hVOXD) 643
Yikes!
Posted by: Buffalobob at January 24, 2020 11:55 PM (RNoZj) 644
Wait till you see the ugly ones!
Posted by: I am not corey Booker at January 25, 2020 12:45 AM (Ju2mK) 645
Ummmm, they don't understand that Medicare for all will not cover liposuction or facial reconstruction do they.
Posted by: sailorguns at January 25, 2020 12:49 AM (ZrhCv) Posted by: I am Alanis Morrissette at January 25, 2020 06:06 AM (HD/Gs) 647
I wouldn't fcuk that with Ace's dick.
Posted by: BuddyPC at January 25, 2020 06:08 AM (HD/Gs) 648
Was that really necessary?
Posted by: rah at January 25, 2020 07:05 AM (QGdgs) 649
Why do these under 30 girls all dye their hair unnatural colors?
Posted by: Jeffrey Battaglini at January 25, 2020 07:17 AM (mDQoQ) 650
Those 'ladies' could use a few months in one of Bernie's gulags and shed a hundred pounds or so . One from the bottom please./no soup for you
Posted by: jaytrain at January 25, 2020 08:33 AM (eh3OZ) 651
THIS is perhaps the best motivation for the invention of the burka!
Posted by: Surfview at January 25, 2020 09:12 AM (DlgbM) 652
Umm no!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 25, 2020 11:06 AM (XfJV2) 653
Strictly no!!
Posted by: SOMEASSHOLESTOLEMYPEN at January 25, 2020 11:08 AM (XfJV2) 654
As always, lefties views of reality is a bit skewed. That last one...i just vomited my Valu-rite.
Posted by: hardkore462 at January 25, 2020 11:13 AM (rjGYd) Posted by: demoncrat at January 25, 2020 02:21 PM (W7FJW) 656
Hot girls? In the wise words of Homie D. Clown..."I don't think so".
Posted by: Joe Mama at January 25, 2020 04:36 PM (jdhMX) 657
eye felony
Posted by: piratepatch at January 25, 2020 05:29 PM (taXNc) 658
Hot? NOT!
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