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Sundown Joe: The Economy Is Terrible, It Just Consists of "People Clipping Coupons In the Street." Or, Alternatively: "People Clipping Coupons In the Stock Market" (???!!!?
Does he mean... redeeming coupons attached to bearer bonds?
Does he think this is Die Hard? Or Mission: Impossible? And what does he mean about people clipping coupons in the street? Who clips coupons in the street? What is he talking about? Does he mean anything? Or is he just sundowning as usual?Joe Biden references people “clipping coupons in the stock market”pic.twitter.com/3UAqVo9uNK
— Tommy Pigott (@TCPigott) January 22, 2020
There is one chart that President Donald Trump's re-election campaign should be "plastering absolutely everywhere," said Fox Business host Deirdre Bolton on Fox Nation's "Deep Dive" on Thursday. The graph shows the average unemployment rate in the first 35 months of each president's first term going back five decades. The average unemployment rate nearly three years into President Trump's administration is 3.9 percent -- a 50-year low. The next best employment statistic was recorded during President George W. Bush's first term at 5.5 percent. That statistic coupled with the fact that the wages of American workers are rising for the first time in years presents a challenge for Democrats in the 2020 election, according to the "Deep Dive" panel. "Workers' wages have lately been rising faster than the salaries of their bosses. It pretty much knocks out the inequality argument. ... It appears the Trump era has been reducing [income inequality]," said James Freeman, the assistant editor of The Wall Street Journal's editorial page.Meanwhile: Big dog gives a boost to a tiny little kitten.
Dog Carries Kitten Upstairs❣️ pic.twitter.com/XKOc61sagq
— Sha Pinned (@sha_ji1) January 22, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 22, 2020 07:38 PM (lg/F7)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 22, 2020 07:38 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 07:39 PM (GS42F)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 22, 2020 07:39 PM (CAJL/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (Tnijr)
I actually just came form a meeting with my financial advisor...and all I can say is...DAMN!!!!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (GS42F)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (VIoev)
My favorite show is Mr Ed, is that still on
...Joey...
Posted by: Bruce at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (vd8XM)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (au35i)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Tiny Kitten Climbing Stairs at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (GS42F)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (CAJL/)
He should get a corporate sponsor or two to get paid on the way down to dotterville.
It could be a new kind of reality show, and we know how successful reality shows are these days!
He could out-earn Hunter if he put his feeble mind to it.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Ped Xing at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: My Word as a Biden at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (JVsF0)
Yes please.
Posted by: Ha at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (NSFCQ)
Hillary Clinton@HillaryClinton
Donald Trump refused to say that he'd respect the results of this election.
That's a direct threat to our democracy.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 07:41 PM (GS42F)
"Tell Rochester to pull the Hudson Terraplane up to the curb!"
- - Joe Biden
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (oVJmc)
I'll save you for a top-of-the-stair snack.
Posted by: Big Dog at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (JVsF0)
40 minutes into the speech he says one of the fucking stupidest things I can imagine that he would say. He said that the Senate is not following the process of the Clinton trial, because in the trial, that process was arrived at that through bipartisan agreement.
So fucking stupid Schiff is saying that because he's not allowing the Dems to have input in *varying* from the Clinton process where they want to--it's NOT following the process of the Clinton trial.
That's fucking stupid. He's said other annoying things in his statement. But that's just fucking stupid.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (VIoev)
No, the Fed just had to create 500 Billion out of thin air, which they then loan to banks, which then gets repaid with dollars that have been in circulation for awhile.
You know, kind of like a counterfeiter would do?
So yeah, the Fed just made 500 Billion for its stockholders, the banks, which are then owned by private individuals.
Posted by: Don Q at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (MVjcR)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (0OmEj)
Oops, pooped 'em!
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (Q/mDD)
Huh, who would've figured that going after illegal labor which decreases wages and using tariffs to encourage production in this country might have a positive impact on workers' wages.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (nu45M)
I have never fucked a hamster.
...
...
...
Well, there was the one time with the chinchilla, but I was young and needed the money.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (J3Rfi)
Cue Scott Joplin rag, and Hooker and Gondorf giving the touch-nose sign...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (zBaqJ)
which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel,
and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme
five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (okQ81)
I have never fucked a hamster.
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...
Well, there was the one time with the chinchilla, but I was young and needed the money.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (lHr8/)
In Soviet America, hamster fuck you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (a0IVu)
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Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 07:42 PM (sy5kK)
What a sales pitch for Memory Unit at The Villages this Biden saga would make!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Uu+Jp)
Easily the funniest Simpsons clip of all time. Not even close.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Ki5SV)
Watch: @JoeBiden says NO DEAL to the idea him or his son Hunter would testify for the Senate impeachment trial in exchange for other witnesses like John Bolton. Biden in part said this is a "farce" and "political theater"
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That and the whole go to prison thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: The Dems at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (DBGf/)
Trump will stomp Gropey Joe so hard, Walter Mondale's ass will ache.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Ki5SV)
The muskie smell of eagle... ton.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
The blood eagle? That's almost too much, almost.
Posted by: Hills at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (DBGf/)
which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel,
and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. "Gimme
five bees for a quarter," you'd say.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (2N7oZ)
Whoever wrote this is brilliant.
Posted by: Seriously yall at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (ma0Mt)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (AD3JT)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/355641/
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)
I can't believe the real democrat candidate is actually out there yet.
Posted by: Batterup at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (K4I9O)
Posted by: steevy at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (KNsKs)
Counter question: what would he have to do for the media not to cover for him?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (2B9A/)
The ones Grandma uses to buy 2 for one cat food and grandma doesn't even have a cat because she has to survive on CAT FOOD!
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (ppLlx)
Trump will stomp Gropey Joe so hard, Walter Mondale's ass will ache.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (Ki5SV)
Lol
Odds that Slow Joe will suffer a " cardiac event" if it looks like he might get the Nom ??
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
Surprise hamster otter
So you heard about that
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (QzkSJ)
Wait, isn't that his baby momma's money?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (VWp7G)
Wait'll you see who Biden's VP is gonna be, LOL!. Then, a quick medical retirement and in she goes!
Posted by: Schiff Stain at January 22, 2020 07:48 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:48 PM (32YRo)
That's slow Joe trying to use some Wall Street/bankster lingo. "Coupon" and the clipping thereof refers to interest payments on bonds.
In the old days, bonds were printed. Interest would be paid periodically on said bond, and that was redeemed in the form of literal coupons printed below the main part of the bond.
The coupons were torn or clipped at perforation marks.
One would take the coupon to the bank or other agent, and get one's interest payment.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 07:48 PM (rCwaK)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 07:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (GS42F)
Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (0FvcZ)
Meh. When we're done with him you can do whatever.
Posted by: The DNC at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (Tnijr)
How can you tell?
Seriously, he's been saying stupid shit for years. It's commonly accepted that Joe beat Ryan in that debate but if you actually listened to what he said it was idiotic.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:47 PM (Q/mDD)
Hope Joe doesn't like moonlit walks in Ft Marcy Park is all I'm saying!
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (BiNEL)
Once Biden blows up the Nakatomi Building, before anyone finds out what happened he'll be collecting 20% on the beach.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:48 PM (32YRo)
and he will still have to clip the coupons off the bonds and send them in.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (n13/j)
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...
...
Well, there was the one time with the chinchilla, but I was young and needed the money.
Posted by: Surprise Anal Otter at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (lHr8/)
In Soviet America, hamster fuck you!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM
***
My friend said she was a fu*king minx!
Well, not enough tequila is all I can say.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (MVjcR)
Watch: @JoeBiden says NO DEAL to the idea him or his son Hunter would testify for the Senate impeachment trial in exchange for other witnesses like John Bolton. Biden in part said this is a "farce" and "political theater"
-
That and the whole go to prison thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Funny how the Democrats dragged out Russia for over two years but as soon as Trump mentions Ukraine they have him impeached inside of six months.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (nu45M)
They EASILY could have changed the tax code when they were running things, instead they signed on to about 99% of the Bush tax cuts.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Tank Abrams, flaunting her VP stuff at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2020 07:44 PM (MVjcR) "
Moar.
Of.
This !
Yes !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (zlgJP)
Did you hear the part where Schiff says "The President's misconduct can't be decided at the ballot box for we cannot be assured that the vote will be fairly won."
Hear that? The voting process is so broken, we can't rely on it anymore. This after Democrats have been assuring us for years anyone who believes widespread vote fraud happens is super duper crazytown nuts. We don't need voter id because it's as rare as an unsqueezed ass inside Bill Clinton's reach.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
he would have to drop dead in the middle of a campaign event on live TV- but the MSM could play it off as a prank, you never know
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (okQ81)
Meh, Sanders has at least two more presidential runs to make. He'll run when he's in his 90s.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (myjNJ)
How can you tell?
Seriously, he's been saying stupid shit for years. It's commonly accepted that Joe beat Ryan in that debate but if you actually listened to what he said it was idiotic.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Jack, I will never be convinced that Ryan didn't throw the damned debate.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: henry at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: Weasel at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (MVjcR)
Par-doan mon-sewer, you got any gray koo pon?
- - Joey
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (zBaqJ)
Is that what we are seeing in the choice of Joe Biden?
I was damn sure that the Dem Party Apparatchiks wanted Kamala Harris would not accept Sleepy Joe. Joe won't stand a chance against Trump when the people get to see both of them on the trail.
Am I off my rocker here?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (R0z7P)
"Do you really want to be associated with this impeachment event?"
Crickets.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
As Reynolds says, even a flat worm knows to turn away from pain...
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (HALdu)
I wouldn't say "threw," but Ryan definitely didn't try to win.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (VWp7G)
They EASILY could have changed the tax code when they were running things, instead they signed on to about 99% of the Bush tax cuts.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 07:50 PM (sjTfF)
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You're not going to get the investment every good economy needs by taxing capital gains at or near income rates.
And free markets without investment is a bad economy. The Jacobins are ossifying for a country that still yet prefers prosperity over academic "fairness" theories.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: EveR at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (R0z7P)
Because the lazy sods don't read the Morning Report!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (r+sAi)
It's funny that Joe thinks he has a choice. You're a private citizen, Joe. If you are subpoenaed you and your idiot son will testify.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (ZLI7S)
Dividend vs. price appreciation in the stock.
I assume this is whatever part of whatever's left of Biden's brain thought it was talking about.
"on the street" = Wall Street, i.e. in the market
None of which comes to the rescue here. Income-oriented investing is nothing controversial, and has no relation to the booming economy, which is booming by any standard.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (M9gy0)
The term coupon is still used to refer to interest on bonds. The "coupon rate" is the interest rate applied to the face value of the bond. The coupon payment is this rate times the face value of the bond which is paid at periodic intervals (every 6 months, or every year)
This is not the same as the yield. That involves a little fancy math.
Then there are zero-coupon bonds. They pay no coupon, but the face value is redeemed after the term expires. T-bills are examples of zero coupon. Notes and long bonds have coupons, paid every 6 months.
"Clipping coupons" means collecting the interest payments on bond investments.
Some bonds are "zero coupon"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (rCwaK)
Pound them, Donald! Pound them!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (pNxlR)
Gawd, if we lose to these clowns we need Civil War 2.o just to get rid of them.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (VWp7G)
Go on.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Quint
Knowing Biden he'll put a return address on the envelopes and be arrested a week later...
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (32YRo)
Easily the funniest Simpsons clip of all time. Not even close.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (VWp7G)
I have a fondness for "The Crazy Old Man Singers:"
https://tinyurl.com/stu5mm6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
The blood eagle? That's almost too much, almost.
Posted by: Hills at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (2N7oZ) "
Almost, but not quite too much.
Good enough for PPV.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 07:54 PM (Uu+Jp)
Haven't heard bearer bonds in a long time. I knew a couple of ladies,
both who looked like Goodwill was their high point of shopping, who
talked about a couple bonds while I was rewiring part of their biz. They
were also into Berkshire (the A stuff).
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 07:52 PM (C1Lsn)
sounds like people who never went bankrupt. If you look like goodwill and talk about Berkshire A, there is a good chance you are solvent.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 07:54 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2020 07:54 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Tiny Kitten Climbing Stairs at January 22, 2020 07:55 PM (ufFY8)
Nice. Especially when Krusty holds a sign which reads "Will drop pants for food."
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:55 PM (VWp7G)
(Next to a stale package of Black Jack Gum.)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 07:55 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 22, 2020 07:55 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: EveR
Ad the FCPA
Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2020 07:55 PM (B7KlG)
Our Portuguese Water Dog, now ten years old, has next to no patience for puppies. She will, however, let our grandkids drape themselves over her when she is lying down.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JackStraw
This is where the ole Vinny "the Chin" Gravante mindless bathrobe and slippers defense comes in that Sloppy Joe has been cultivating - and you thought he was losing it! Mind like a steel trap, I tell y!
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (32YRo)
like Stacks from Goodfellas. or really, all those guys from Goodfellas.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (n13/j)
How can you tell?
Seriously, he's been saying stupid shit for years. It's commonly accepted that Joe beat Ryan in that debate but if you actually listened to what he said it was idiotic.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
I'm now convinced Ryan was doing his part to lose and insure Obama's win.
When not acting like a giggling retard, the stupid lies Biden told were easily refutable.
But Ryan never even tried at all.
He sucked.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (T+nBE)
Easily the funniest Simpsons clip of all time. Not even close.
Posted by: Hugh Hewitt at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (VWp7G)
I have a fondness for "The Crazy Old Man Singers:"
https://tinyurl.com/stu5mm6
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (Ki5SV)
You are both wrong. "Have the Rolling Stones killed."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:51 PM (VWp7G)
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What do you mean?
Look, I have bailed on Ryan as much as any others. But it's a commentary on our pathetic country to say interrupting, obnoxious Joe "won" the debate. He did not.
But it is a good illustration of how the standard
Republican doesn't have the will to win the way Trump does, and doesn't have the understanding that it isn't debate club.
Calling it a "debate" means that Obnoxious Joe didn't "win" it. He did however "win" the spectacle.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (RuIsu)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (JFO2v)
Thank you!
Even people on the right say Biden won that one. I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone on this topic. All Biden did was giggle, flash his chompers, pull incredulous faces, and lie his saggy ass off.
Some people will grudgingly admit that, but then counter that Ryan should have been able to counter all that.
HOW?
What are you supposed to do? Point out all the lies, with Biden acting a fool the whole time? Biden would just reiterate the lie and move on. In the meanwhile you're not stating your talking points.
If your debate opponent isn't constrained by silly little things like truth-telling, and the media doesn't call them out on the lies, you're simply not going to win.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 22, 2020 07:57 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 22, 2020 07:57 PM (QbTK/)
Generally "coupon clipping" used to be a sort of weak slur, implying that the investment wasn't contributing much to the economy, but just harvesting cash out of it.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 07:57 PM (El6T/)
(Next to a stale package of Black Jack Gum.)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 07:55 PM (v/dBi)
There is some Retro gum called Teaberry. They sell it at Cracker Barrel. Oh, and Clove,gum too.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:57 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 07:43 PM (Tnijr)
The blood eagle? That's almost too much, almost.
Posted by: Hills at January 22, 2020 07:46 PM (2N7oZ) "
Almost, but not quite too much.
Good enough for PPV.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 22, 2020 07:53 PM (zlgJP)
Paid Pulmonary View
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 07:57 PM (NWiLs)
Don't let the sun go down on me
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (JFO2v)
So basically, like Hilary, he has nobody around him willing to risk telling him how dumb he sounds.
Sad!
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (AD3JT)
I just remember watching it and thinking Ryan never went for the death blow. He, like Romney, thought they were the designated loser to the AA candidate. They went through the motions, but wanted to remain "principled" like our NRO friends
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (VWp7G)
Is that what we are seeing in the choice of Joe Biden?
I was damn sure that the Dem Party Apparatchiks wanted Kamala Harris would not accept Sleepy Joe. Joe won't stand a chance against Trump when the people get to see both of them on the trail.
Am I off my rocker here?
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore
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Bob Dole didn't have much charisma, but I don't remember thinking he was senile. Just too old.
Biden really does have a form of dementia that's painfully obvious despite not looking "ancient".
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: klaftern at January 22, 2020 07:56 PM (RuIsu)
Oh, yeah, Obama's oldest brat.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Which may be true. He merely accepted a job and got paid.
This is a sleight of hand language to focus on "attacking" Joe's kid and sidestepping Joe's bragging of W/H $1B.
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (zVXtJ)
How can you tell?
Seriously, he's been saying stupid shit for years. It's commonly accepted that Joe beat Ryan in that debate but if you actually listened to what he said it was idiotic.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 07:49 PM (ZLI7S)
Joe is increasingly having problems creating complete sentences. His thoughts bounce around haphazardly in a single sentence.
In the '90's, he could still craft a complete thought and a complete sentence, even if it was nonsense. Now, not even a complete thought.
Joe is getting worse by the week.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (iTXRQ)
How ironic would it be if this whole shit show turned on Hunter's wandering dick.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Schiff Stain at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (lHr8/)
You know, like the founders pattern of an *informed* public being the best guarantor of a continued republican form.
And nearly *half* of the American public have so little information that their gaslighters have convinced them that information is "interference".
And yet, they *had* to investigate *information* about Trump from a Brit quoting Ukrainians and Russians, because concerns.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (GS42F)
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 08:00 PM (VWp7G)
" see you in hell candy boy !"
The explosion and Homer thrown from the floor seals it.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at January 22, 2020 08:00 PM (VWp7G)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 22, 2020 08:00 PM (zlgJP)
...while the Democrats try to tell us that they're the "hip, young" party.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:00 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2020 08:00 PM (nu45M)
There was a whole group of "couponers" who spent their free time maximizing coupons and rebates. Some got so good at it that they made money of their food purchases. It was a hobby really.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:01 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (Uu+Jp)
Or he will be left on a flow.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2020 08:01 PM (JFO2v)
Once you realize Joe is being sacrificed it makes sense.
Who is the craziest commie leftist female lesbian of color who is eligible to run? That will be Pedo Joe's running mate. He will sit in the rose garden and let children touch his leg hair she Commie Chick runs the nation.
That's the plan.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:01 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Ktgreat at January 22, 2020 08:01 PM (AD3JT)
(Next to a stale package of Black Jack Gum.)
Posted by: RKae
Columbia records club. American, yeah, got some in my lunchpail.
Posted by: Joey B. at January 22, 2020 08:01 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:01 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Schiff Stain at January 22, 2020 07:59 PM (lHr8/)
Hobo Jizz is my favorite Nirvana song.
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (2N7oZ)
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Let he who has not snorted coke off a hooker's belly cast the first stone.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Skip at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Schiff Stain at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Yeah? They have alerts now on the freeway for those guys - "look out for a 1996 Grey Toyota Camry" elder driver - the old man lost alert!
Joe will get eventually pulled over by some state trooper on the NJ Turnpike wearing nothing but a tie and sneakers.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (GS42F)
Looks like Hunter might be up shit creek with his baby mama. He is going
to be forced to turn over his financial records next week and sooner or
later it's gonna leak.
Nah. The judge will be forced to recuse himself, as will the next judge and so on an so on...
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:02 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2020 08:03 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 07:58 PM (C1Lsn)
they sound smart to me thought not the group I would choose to party with. I recall the classic investing book "The Richest Man in Bayblon". Like so many other of these books that come along, the answer is to set aside a certain percentage to invest. The key being let your money work for you.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:03 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 22, 2020 08:04 PM (JFO2v)
What can you suck on in public?
Never mind, I already know...
Posted by: Schiff Stain at January 22, 2020 08:04 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater
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I'm picturing the Blues Mobile finally collapsing at the end of the car chase through Chicago.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:04 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:04 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (PyadP)
Without realizing how a trial would never let jurors sit for 3 days hearing about how continuing the trial is too important because the accused is TOO guilty and not removing him--because that's what they are talking about--means that there is no check on this guilty, guilty man.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (ppLlx)
Biden: Vista Cruisers full of Green Stamps and Bazooka Joe Bubblegum Packs
Posted by: Josh Brolin's Blistered Taint at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (GS42F)
Posted by: Wyatt Earp
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Only if it serves a political need.
Had say Hillary won, McCain's funeral would have been a footnote or if Mccain had voted for Obamacare repeal like he promised his state, it would have been crickets.
They also were hoping to bait Trump to say something stupid with all the pomp for McCains funeral.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (sjTfF)
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I wonder if Hillary carries a collapsible bollard in her purse for emergencies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (ufFY8)
Man killed by chicken armed with blades at illegal cockfight in India
Posted by: rhennigantx
Sum ting wong
Posted by: Ding Bang Ow at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (vEIlU)
The judge filed an order yesterday compelling Hunter to appear in court a week from today after violating an order to turn over his financial records. I don't think she is going to recuse between now and next Wednesday.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:06 PM (ZLI7S)
Biden has always been, pretty much, an idiot (and I've been hearing him blather since 1981, first time I was in a room where he bloviated).
He also is clearly now having additional, almost certainly senility-related problems with focus, coherence, memory, the basics.
In a very dark way I'm looking forward to his degradation and/or implosion, either in the primary or the general.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 08:06 PM (El6T/)
OMG, that is ADORABLE! We had a shepherd when we were kids and our dog would have eaten that kitten, so this one's patience is impressive.
Joe can pound sand.
Posted by: Mattski at January 22, 2020 08:06 PM (1viST)
Posted by: JT at January 22, 2020 08:06 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: REDACTED at January 22, 2020 08:06 PM (rpxSz)
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I wonder if Hillary carries a collapsible bollard in her purse for emergencies.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler
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No, but she is followed by a chase vehicle that has a lookalike who is trained to smile and wave from a great distance.
...And it's probably a guy.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:06 PM (v/dBi)
Once you realize Joe is being sacrificed it makes sense.
Who is the craziest commie leftist female lesbian of color who is eligible to run? That will be Pedo Joe's running mate. He will sit in the rose garden and let children touch his leg hair she Commie Chick runs the nation.
That's the plan.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic
I don't believe Valerie Jarret is a lesbian but otherwise she'll do. She has 8 years experience of running the country (poorly running but whatev)
I do have to admit her daughter is pretty cute. She's a 'journalist' for some network. Saw her one day while at work. She's kind of cute.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (M9gy0)
Believe me, biden is not going to be the nominee.
In a few weeks, someone will reveal his ancestry and show his people owned slaves, or something. DNC has chosen the fake indian.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (okQ81)
It cant tear itself apart fast enough.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:08 PM (1xjQr)
Posted by: Corey Booker (D. - The Street) at January 22, 2020 08:08 PM (H5knJ)
Man killed by chicken armed with blades at illegal cockfight in India
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Will he be fricasseed?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 08:08 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:08 PM (ppLlx)
btw, anyone remember crazy Joe Walsh?
Boy, did he throw down a rake and step on it, or what?
He should be a Case Study on how to go in Reverse in life and ruin yourself.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (PyadP)
Last I heard from them they were worshipping a goat with the face of a man.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 22, 2020 08:03 PM (7rVsF)
Dude, engage with the modern world. Find an upscale mall and sell iPencils to millennials! Throw in a Tide Pod with each purchase to make serious coin
Posted by: RNC Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: the naked mole rat at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Flyover at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Rbu5d)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Chicken Fucker at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (okQ81)
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Tikka Masala = Spiced Chunks.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (ppLlx)
Believe me, biden is not going to be the nominee.
In a few weeks, someone will reveal his ancestry and show his people owned slaves, or something. DNC has chosen the fake indian.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (PyadP)
That old Harpy does Not have a snowballs chance in hell. Hillary, Part Deux, only scoldier. AA men, and Latino manos, nah bro.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 08:05 PM (+y/Ru)
Mine's rechargeable.
Posted by: Hills at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (2N7oZ)
Man killed by chicken armed with blades at illegal cockfight in India
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Now, see here! I did not - repeat - DID NOT kill that guy!
Listen to me when I'm talking to you, boy!
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (v/dBi)
History!
Donald Trump to Become First U.S. President to Speak at March for Life
Donald Trump will become the first president in U.S. history to speak at the March for Life on Friday on the National Mall.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (vEIlU)
Well...he died doing what he loved.
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (QLPEO)
has 8 years experience of running the country (poorly running but
whatev)
Hmmm... Val Jar as Biden's VP makes total sense actually.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (gauLa)
how's weld's "campaign" going?
who was the other fake Republican pretending to run?
how's linc chafee's campaign?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Boswell
I'm pretty sure that already happened to Chris Dodd
Posted by: Jean at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (B7KlG)
The Joe Biden "Malarkey" Tour bus will be replaced by a series of vans down by the river. With puppies.
"I want to connect with America's young people, as I have done throughout my career. Empowerment... women young." *FOR ATTRIBUTION
Posted by: Miklos for Biden2020! at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (QzkSJ)
Man killed by chicken armed with blades at illegal cockfight in India
He deserved it. That sonofabitch was screwing my sister.
Posted by: Kick-Ass Chicken at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: JackStraw
Yeah, Hunter's got to get himself down to Batesville, AR asap and bring an explanation with him for why he didn't submit financial data in connection with support - as if we all can't guess why he didn't
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (C1Lsn)
I can take him.
Then, it's Cloaca Time!
Posted by: Chicken Fucker at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (lHr8/)
I will meet any of you fuckers in the Cloacatogon!
Posted by: The Chicken at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Zombie Creedence Clearwater Revival at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (T+nBE)
how's linc chafee's campaign?
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (PyadP)
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Life's been good to him so far.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (ppLlx)
Last I heard from them they were worshipping a goat with the face of a man.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 08:09 PM (ykYG2)
Just got out of South Florida, after a 2 week sojourn. The place was, Felliniesque.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (1xjQr)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (gauLa)
Does she have experience spoon-feeding tapioca to dementia patients?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
When I lived in PR there was a cock fighting arena or whatever you call it a few blocks from my apartment. I went to see it one night to see what it was all about.
They did the same thing, had blades attached to their clues that they would try to rake their opponent with.
Pretty fucked up.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (ZLI7S)
ha
when all you've got is losers
toss more money at it to climb
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (vEIlU)
Can't we have a cage match or something?
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2020 08:12 PM (QLPEO)
I don't know why I never saw this. So far so good.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 08:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (1xjQr)
They'll make a movie about using brainwashing methods to remediate the ringleaders. It'll be called....
A Cluckwork Orange
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:07 PM (PyadP)
Can't imagine how many Bernie Bros would stay home if this happened.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2020 08:12 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Joe Biden, man of the people at January 22, 2020 08:11 PM (C1Lsn)
I thought you were promising record players.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (2DOZq)
Man that Biden crowd looks enthusiast. It reminds me of the SCTV Perry Como "I'm Still Alive" special. It just makes you want to get up and stretch
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (QxgFp)
Man killed by chicken armed with blades at illegal cockfight in India
Don't say spatchcock unless you mean it.
Posted by: Miklos, the Chuck Norris of the Roost at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (QzkSJ)
...is like a band doing one more tour, but with a replacement lead singer.
Sad. Just sad.
Posted by: Foghorn Leghorn at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (v/dBi)
OK Chicken you think you're so tough. And stringy.
First round I'll have you plucked and stuffed air-tight...
Posted by: Chicken Fucker at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 08:14 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:14 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Corndog at January 22, 2020 08:14 PM (p3eEq)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 08:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
How much of a turd is Lincoln Chafee (
In 2004 when he was a "Republican" senator, when no one asked who he was voting for, he told everyone he was going to "write-in" George HW Bush, because that was a Republican he could respect.
Did he really do that? I doubt he voted, at all. But he signaled his virtue to all the BDS sufferers so they'd like him.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:14 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)
Only time tested 78 rpm, none of that newfangled stuff!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Rooster Cogburn at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:10 PM (gauLa)
So a puppet master, but with a latex glove.
.
Posted by: Stating the Obvious at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (DBGf/)
Man killed by chicken armed with blades at illegal cockfight in India
well who armed him with blades? They will have a time trying to pin that on the chicken.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Tengo Na Minchia Tanta at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (QxgFp)
I can't imagine him doing rousing speeches
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (HALdu)
Bo Erickson CBS@BoKnowsNews
Watch: @JoeBiden says NO DEAL to the idea him or his son Hunter
would testify for the Senate impeachment trial in exchange for other
witnesses like John Bolton. Biden in part said this is a "farce" and
"political theater"
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That and the whole go to prison thing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 07:45 PM (+y/Ru)
Slow Joe and his degenerate son can be held in contempt if they are subpoenaed and don't show up. He is a private citizen right now and has no claim on executive privilege.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: Ladyl
And the 33 1/3, which the Republicans slave owners kept away from the Colored folks, like Corn Pop--
Stand up Corn Pop!
Posted by: Joe. B. at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (QzkSJ)
Can't we have a cage match or something?
Posted by: eleven
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And throw a chicken in there, too.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (1xjQr)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)
Gramophones
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (QxgFp)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
- bang a baby
- take hormones to transition
- get released from prison
https://nationalfile.com/convicted-pedophile- who-molested-infant-released-from-jail-after- gender-transition/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (gwQ4h)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (JCrfD)
In 2004 when he was a "Republican" senator, when no one asked who he
was voting for, he told everyone he was going to "write-in" George HW
Bush, because that was a Republican he could respect.
Did he really do that? I doubt he voted, at all. But he signaled his virtue to all the BDS sufferers so they'd like him.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:14 PM (PyadP)
did he vote in metric?
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:12 PM (NWiLs)
A Cluckwork OrangeManBad.
FIFY
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (H8QX8)
It would be interesting to see.
My bet is Biden, a few months ago I thought he was toast, but it seems Democrats know he's their best shot.
Posted by: Blago at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (sjTfF)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)
Gramophones
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (QxgFp)
Wax cylinders.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (NWiLs)
I'm sure all the Bernie Bros will jump on over to Team Billionaire Dwarf any day now.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Josephistan at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (4P/2y)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (n13/j)
Blade, blades? Guv'nor, this wouldn't 'ave 'appened in Great Britain!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Biden is about as rousing as an episode of Murder, She Wrote.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (QxgFp)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Northernlurker
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Robert Byrd.
...Oh, and Margaret Sanger!
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM (1xjQr)
Posted by: Axeman
I agree - unless the Dems are horribly punished in the polls in Nov - the Republicans will learn nothing from this and the Dems will be embolden to pursue this tactic forever unless destroyed as a party.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM (lHr8/)
I can see him lying back in his swimming trunks
In the sun with his hairy legs and bulging junk
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffing 'round our daughters' hair
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffing 'round our daughters' hair
He's been babbling like a fool beside the town's pool
And he don't always say things that sound so cool
Sometimes I think he's insane
When he switches gears to talk about Corn Pop again
Sometimes I think he's insane
When he switches gears to talk about Corn Pop again
I can picture every move that that man has made
Getting lost in their tresses is his first mistake
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffing 'round our daughters' hair
Sometimes I think he's done in
When Kamela and Bernie smack him 'round again
I can see him eating paste in his big ol' bib
He's an addle-pated liar, spewing nothing but fibs
Sometimes I think he's insane
When he switches gears to talk about Corn Pop again
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffing 'round our daughters' hair
Sundown, you better take care
If I find you been sniffing 'round our daughters' hair
Sometimes I think he's done in
When Kamela and Bernie smack him 'round again
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: eleven at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (QLPEO)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:13 PM (TdMsT)
Gramophones
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (QxgFp)
Wax cylinders.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Glass harmonica.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (HALdu)
They are all old enough to know better and should have better things to do than looking for more handouts.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (Z+IKu)
Yeah here come the rooster, yeah
You know he ain't gonna die
Posted by: Bladed-fighting Rooster at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:17 PM (ufFY
I saw that movie. It was... weird.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (n13/j)
believe conservatives will continue to prefer principle over
will-to-power.
Yep. Republicans don't want to govern, they want to be the permanent minority party and go to all the cool parties with their Dem friends.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (gauLa)
dipSchiff is yelling now.
LOL
What a tool.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM (ufFY
Honestly I'm not watching. But has this turned into a 24 hour telethon? Are operators standing by?
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
He has done this at least three times already, trying to cock-tease the Senate into voting for subpoenas and witnesses.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)
Needs more explicit man-livestock sex. The Anterian star horse with the Borg dong isn't freak enough.
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (1xjQr)
Pretty well right. The actual frontrunner is Sanders, of course, but the Democratic Establishment will not let that happen. I never thought Biden would be the nominee, but the DNC may be willing to burn it all down, so who knows.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (puu6v)
Sure Biden is against the guys who clip coupons on stocks but what about the guys who collect dividends on bonds?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (QxgFp)
Posted by: fluffy at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (dCRRg)
Posted by: Axeman
The fact they aren't releasing all the dirty laundry that they have to the public about the Marxists says all you need to know. Hell, they won't even call out Big Mike for being a Tranny because optics and LGBTQP honor.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (gwQ4h)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (1xjQr)
Speaking of barbed cocks...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior
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Jerry Lewis should be introducing Joey Heatherton any minute now.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:21 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (2N7oZ)
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You can give to help these emotionally damaged children. Please help.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (ppLlx)
"I'd nuke our NATO allies into glass -- I mean strengthen our relationship!"
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: mjc at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:19 PM (v/dBi),
That's actually glass armonica. It doesn't have an h.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (myjNJ)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (gauLa)
* And deposit the donor checks in the Caymans!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM (lHr8/)
And it's Peter Frampton Comes Alive!
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (2N7oZ)
I have it on in the background. He is yelling in the voice of Ukraine - "We need this aid! We are at war! You said you were our allies!" Bullshit like that.
Instead of being dramatic and moving, it looks completely stupid and amateur, like a fucking high school play. No, worse, actually.
I was in a number of high school plays, and I was better.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 22, 2020 07:40 PM (zBaqJ)
If you're the DNC, this is the best bet, actually.
You know you're going to lose 2020. Impeachment isn't going anywhere, especially after Biden said that he's not going to testify as part of any swap deal with Cocaine Mitch. You have no bench; the field that is there right now - including the has-beens and also-rans - will be there for 2024. Why waste any of them when you have an open Republican field in '24 to have them run against. The Dems out there right now are just laying the groundwork for a future run. Biden probably won't be alive in 2021, much less 2024, so let him have his day in the sun.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (m2EfB)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:23 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Jimmy Lennon's Junior at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (2N7oZ)
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You can give to help these emotionally damaged children. Please help.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (ppLlx)
No way I'm contributing to their campaigns.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:23 PM (NWiLs)
WE'RE NOT WORTHY!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Can't Go On, Won't Critic ... at January 22, 2020 08:23 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: RKae
Lola Falana for the ethnic appeal.
Posted by: Miklosian Conceptualizations SA de CV at January 22, 2020 08:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 22, 2020 08:23 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:23 PM (Dc2NZ)
well who armed him with blades? They will have a time trying to pin that on the chicken.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:15 PM (n13/j)
Metal blades attached to the fighting cocks' feet. A common practice, or so I heard.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: RKae
Lola Falana for the ethnic appeal.
Posted by: Miklosian Conceptualizations SA de CV
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I'll see your Lola Falana and raise you a Charo!
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (v/dBi)
Insom, I must say, I have been in awe of your posts this anno 2020! Hang in there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)
On the other hand a couple Democrats have voted against their party and one even flipped. I'm not seeing a whole lot of evidence that Republicans are ready to buckle under just to get along.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (ppLlx)
No way I'm contributing to their campaigns.
Posted by: Insomniac
Colloidal Silver Dimes!!!!
Posted by: Ron Paul-Popeil at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (QzkSJ)
Cow-kitten.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (gauLa)
I honestly thought the dog was going to eat teh kitteh. And I would have approved, because I hate teh kittehs.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (+dsLj)
I would have demolished that doggeh from the inside, like that Witcher dude did.
Posted by: Tiny Kitten Climbing Stairs at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January
Thank you for getting the phrasing correct!
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (HALdu)
Insom, I must say, I have been in awe of your posts this anno 2020! Hang in there!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)
Seconded!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (BiNEL)
Why thank you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mjc at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: freaked at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Tnijr)
I'll see your Lola Falana and raise you a Charo!
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (v/dBi)
Ah, Charo. A gifted musician, actually.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (HALdu)
Satellite tv and a double wide! Luxury!!!!
Posted by: Adriane the Can't Go On, Won't Critic ... at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (LPnfS)
Seconded!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:25 PM (TdMsT)
And thank you too!
{{{Ladyl}}}
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 22, 2020 08:22 PM (myjNJ)
In Artford, Ereford, and Ampshire urricanes ardly evah appen.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (gauLa)
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Why I'm not a Republican #3838.
When the Trumpening began, I hoped that the GOP would not turn into the Party of Trump.
Now, I want their to be a Party of Trump.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (ppLlx)
One episode in and you get:
gay man
opioid OD
Muslim character
trans character
Dweeb with no health insurance
Illegal immigrants
multi-racial couple
and the illegal immigrant who gets hired even though he cant read so he cant pass the firefighter exam.
CAN YOU FEEL THE WOKE BABY
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: mjc at January
yeah even funnier, if you crank the cap gains rates up the teacher and firefighter get hit too, dumbass.
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: RKae
"I'll be your Coochie Coochie Man"
Posted by: Muddy "Miklos" Waters at January 22, 2020 08:26 PM (QzkSJ)
you youngsters will have to google
If you saw "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" I believe it was Joey H smoking weed with 'Steve McQueen' in that scene at the Mansion
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 08:27 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 22, 2020 08:27 PM (fz3ky)
On the other hand a couple Democrats have voted against their party and one even flipped. I'm not seeing a whole lot of evidence that Republicans are ready to buckle under just to get along."
I want to agree, and it is important to point out when the GOP stands firm, but it's early.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
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Strong leader, effects of
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DR.WTF
WEATHER BULLETIN
SPAIN RAIN, MAINLY PLAIN
Posted by: Prof. Miklos Higgins at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:18 PM
This. After the Kavanaugh shitshow, not only were the Dems not horribly punished, they won the House and didn't lose as badly in the Senate as some forecasts predicted.
So I'm not confident in the American people's ability to connect any individual ( D ) candidate on their ballot with the impeachment shitshow. In the presidential race maybe, but not any office below that level.
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM
Embrace the power of "and."
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Farmer Bob at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (87EdW)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
This is where in a real court Schiff would have to have supplied EVIDENCE that the memo existed and it said what he says it says...here he is given his free reign to just suggest that Trump murdered 20 tourists at the Grand Canyon in 2017 that can be discovered only if you subpoena his entire three years of records and give Schiff a few weeks to comb through these - after which he won't have any murder but documents that says the copy boy in the WH hates Trump's Tibet Policy thoughts.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:29 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: RKae
Lola Falana for the ethnic appeal.
Posted by: Miklosian Conceptualizations SA de CV
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I'll see your Lola Falana and raise you a Charo!
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (v/dBi)
With Joe Biden as Norm Crosby
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (QxgFp)
I'm in MI, soon to be moving to Ohio. I am kind of traumatized, so I am curled up in the dressing room at banana republic, hoping it will all go away.
/save me before I become a "buckeye!!!"
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January
where do those rank compared to surprise anal?
what do they mean?
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (Dc2NZ)
For the love of God, Montresor!
Yes. For the love of God.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..doesn't play well with others at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (r/mKb)
Do you want me to read it? Ok, but OrangeManBad has it, and only YOU can get it, if you decide to do so."
Okay, how many Wheaties box tops does it take? A SASE, too, right?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (pNxlR)
Hope she turned the cellphone off or it shall be the Telltale Phone instead of the Cask of Amartadillo.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (1xjQr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris
Ima vote brick.
Posted by: The Cask Of Miklontillado at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (HALdu)
Well, maybe she can still play. Have you ever heard her play guitar? Check out youtube, Charo playing classical. Pretty damned impressive.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (Q/mDD)
He *is* their only hope.
And they are going to be a 3rd party if the shiv Trump, but the Dems are doing things they can't help themselves from also.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:31 PM (ppLlx)
/save me before I become a "buckeye!!!"
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January
too bad about Ohio, but so long as you are not going to Toledo it should be ok
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:31 PM (HALdu)
Yeah, there was no "Red Wave" after Kavanaugh and the Russian Hoax, as most here predicted.
2020 might go shitty for us, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:31 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
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Slow Joe and his degenerate son can be held in contempt if they are subpoenaed and don't show up. He is a private citizen right now and has no claim on executive privilege.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 22, 2020 08:16 PM
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Wikipedia (yeah I know) says the last person to actually pay a price for "contempt of congress" was a republican over 35 years ago.
Does anyone know different?
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (RVcmP)
I think the performance by the House managers has sealed the deal with the potential wobblers. There maybe a token for witnesses by those who might need some cover in a re-election but not enough to change the outcome.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (gauLa)
Welcome to the Buckeye State, Shibumi!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (n13/j)
You can give to help these emotionally damaged children. Please help.
Posted by: Axeman
Won't you please help Adam's kids?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:20 PM (n13/j)
At the DMV 24 hours a day. If we're lucky. After the Dems give local, state, and Federal civil service jobs to every newly-amnestied illegal, we'll have to make appointments for new drivers licenses a year in advance. Then you'll wait 24 hours after your appointment time to take a number for service and go back to the waiting pen.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
Trump lied, Trump is an idiot, Trump hates small animals, Trump pulls the wings off of fly's, Trump farts in elevators before he gets out, Trump hates Quad-Sexuals (Persons whom had sex with Animals, plants, minerals, and plasma) people of color, etc....
IMPEACH NOW BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE !!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (HALdu)
Yes. For the love of God.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (NWiLs)
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The Cask of Tito's.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
370 Okay, what'd I miss?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
A hug.
{{{Cicero}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
Oh and give us your guns and no more of that icky free speech... almost forgot more of your money in taxes because fair... oh and also you white supremacists have to pay for 10s of millions of illegal criminals.
and no god, no religion, no variance.
Posted by: Democrat Party at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (pw+jk)
Okay, what'd I miss?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (XVuno)
Same Schiff, different day.
And a big dog with crap breath picked me up by the head.
Posted by: Tiny Kitten Climbing Stairs at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: dartist at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (BiNEL)
2020 might go shitty for us, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:31 PM (PyadP)
Red Wave? Are we talking open socialism/communism, because those clowns seem to be coming out of the woodwork.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Miklos, valued Valu-Rite Customer at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (QzkSJ)
Let me be the first to say - Jane's BIL actually DID kill himself...right?
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:30 PM (gauLa)
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Yer a Buckeye Bride, baby! Embrace it!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (ppLlx)
{{{Cicero}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (TdMsT)
ggggrrrooooowwwlllll
And no hands, I promise.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Ha at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM (NSFCQ)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:28 PM (TdMsT)
{{{LAdyl}}}
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
You kids get a room.
Or maybe a hot tub suite.
Posted by: Miklos, at the front desk at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (Dc2NZ)
Nope, Jane would nevah waste a drop of Tito's!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Axeman at January
I wanna BARE YOUR CHILDEREN -- Joe Biden
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (32YRo)
Really? What the hell? Just recently?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (2B9A/)
Yeah, there was no "Red Wave" after Kavanaugh and the Russian Hoax, as most here predicted.
2020 might go shitty for us, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip
If the majority of the country has been gaslighted into believing the economy is bad and whitey should suffer then they may commit mass Jonestown at the ballot box.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (aKsyK)
the Dems give local, state, and Federal civil service jobs to every
newly-amnestied illegal, we'll have to make appointments for new drivers
licenses a year in advance. Then you'll wait 24 hours after your
appointment time to take a number for service and go back to the waiting
pen.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 08:32 PM (AMIL/)
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THAT'S COOL. IT WILL GIVE US TIME TO LEARN THE NATIVE LANGUAGE OF THE THE NEWLY AMNESTIED ILLEGALS SO WE CAN GET WHAT THE STATE HAS MANDATED WE HAVE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Axeman at January
I wanna BARE YOUR CHILDEREN -- Joe Biden
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM (HALdu)
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Noice!
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (ppLlx)
And no hands, I promise.
Posted by: Cicero
Definitely the hot tub suite.
AARP gets a 15% discount.
Posted by: Miklos, at the Bangalore Call Centre at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Shiff's repeating himself like a broken record might be more shrewd than I originally thought.
The more times he repeats his Narrative, the better chance LIV's will briefly tune in throughout the day and hear his tale.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (HALdu)
Welcome to the Buckeye State, Shibumi!
Posted by: Ladyl
Thank you Lady L.
And no, it is not "Toledo."
I have upgraded it from "Hillbilly Ohio" to "Redneck Ohio." Right now, Bozo Conservative is gathering the local Amish to raise the barn in the back yard, under the supervision of his yellow tomcat. Sooo romantic. Just like Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (gauLa)
Let me be the first to say - Jane's BIL actually DID kill himself...right?
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:33 PM (32YRo)
Uhhhh. yeah. that's it. he killed *himself*.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Miklos, at the Bangalore Call Centre at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (QzkSJ)
Spoilsport.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (Q/mDD)
On the other hand a couple Democrats have voted against their party and one even flipped. I'm not seeing a whole lot of evidence that Republicans are ready to buckle under just to get along.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (ZLI7S)
Collins voted with the dems on one of the amendments. But that was the only time.
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anna Puma
OMG! It was worse watching it inside the house!
Make it stop!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Axeman
If "Joey" Heatherton? It is permitted. Otherwise, no.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)
In other words, Shiff and Nadler are like a circus act giving performances every 2 hours so everyone gets a chance to see them.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (PyadP)
Posted by: Axeman at January
I wanna BARE YOUR CHILDEREN -- Joe Biden
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:34 PM
I wanna BEER, CHILDEREN
-- Hillary!
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (HALdu)
Old white fool with leg hairs adored by prepubes is the PREFERRED candidate of wine moms.
Go wine moms! Boil over with your Trump hate.
Bet a lot of you find yourselves just too busy in November to go vote for Old White Blubberin' Joe.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Getcha Pull at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (aR6C/)
NATIVE LANGUAGE OF THE THE NEWLY AMNESTIED ILLEGALS SO WE CAN GET WHAT
THE STATE HAS MANDATED WE HAVE.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 22, 2020 08:35 PM (pw+jk)
As long as it's a tax.
Posted by: Chief Justice John Roberts at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
OMG! It was worse watching it inside the house!
Make it stop!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (ZCiJZ)
All right, I Lol'd.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (wiXsO)
Any possibility of that senile old fool in the oval office, even if only for a few hours should make anyone who cares about the country shudder.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: Axeman
If "Joey" Heatherton? It is permitted. Otherwise, no.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)
Her name was LOLA. Lo Lo Lo Lo Lola !
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (gauLa)
Is that like The Best Little House on the Prairie?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (32YRo)
---
Really? Catherine O'Hara was quite a babe at one time.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (ppLlx)
If I am not mistaken only one time in history when the party in power did not lose seats in the midterm which I think was 2002 due to 9/11 before Chimpy Bush pissed it all away to finish daddys war.
What we have to hope for is such a slaughter in 2020 is that the Democrats wont win back anything even in the midterms of 2022
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: DR.WTF
Also not easy getting an ice pick to go into the back of your head. Guy was talented, gotta admit.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (32YRo)
-- Hillary!
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (786Ro)
"I want to exsanguinate your children" just doesn't have the same sense of panache, even if it is more accurate.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January
sounds nice
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (HALdu)
No, Joe--"duck and cover" was in the fifties.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (sWM8x)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Infidel at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (MTxDQ)
Who's buying this nonsense? The last one I saw was some farmer saying that they were raising his taxes so rich corporations didn't have to pay any taxes. Another was some fatass father saying his fatass daughter couldn't find a job. It showed them both waddling down the sidewalk.
Posted by: Orson at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (E7NBc)
Do hot tubs make old wrinklies smooth and soft or even prunier?
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (HALdu)
Just steam it!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (ppLlx)
Make it stop!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron
Why aren't you outside with the Amish, raising the barn? You told me today was Barn Raising Day. Did Nugget reschedule it?
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (LxqES)
I think the performance by the House managers has sealed the deal with the potential wobblers. There maybe a token for witnesses by those who might need some cover in a re-election but not enough to change the outcome."
It's probably safe to agree there likely won't be defections to support removal. My primary concern is there could be some who go along with witnesses for the defense who then squeal about Joe Biden being called. If there are witnesses and they don't include the purported victim/plaintiff, it will drive the final nail in American justice.
I'm actually serious there.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:40 PM (puu6v)
PDT is addressing the National March for Life Rally.
IN PERSON!
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 08:40 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:37 PM (HALdu)
~~~~~
Prunier. But no shrinkage (if you worry about such things.)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 08:40 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ha at January 22, 2020 08:40 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (gauLa)
Never let someone named Nugget raise your barn.
Posted by: Tami at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (cF8AT)
Why aren't you outside with the Amish, raising the barn? You told me today was Barn Raising Day. Did Nugget reschedule it?
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:39 PM (gauLa)
Yo, shibumi! Banana Republic. Safe bet ya ain't buying Mom Jeans there. Next stop, Urban Outfitters?
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (ppLlx)
-- Hillary!
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020
***
OMG!!!!
Something the hag and I agree on.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: JackStraw
A lot of the Repubs, the long timers, know about the levels of corruption, quite personally.
The advantage of the House Republican Self-Purge of 2018 is that the House republicans are not controlled by the time servers.
Oh Shit time for Repub senators, who see Trump winning bigly in November.
Posted by: Miklos, actual official Political Scientist at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (QzkSJ)
you youngsters will have to google
If you saw "Once Upon A Time In Hollywood" I believe it was Joey H smoking weed with 'Steve McQueen' in that scene at the Mansion
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 08:27 PM (iTXRQ)
If Joey Heatherton was in her prime today, she would have more Instagram followers than Kate Upton, by far.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Axeman
OMG - by the power invested in me by ZOD, kill yourself - kill yourself now.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic
We're Rednecks
We're Rednecks
And we don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're Rednecks
We're Rednecks
And we're bringing Shibumi down! (from Michigan!)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
I am hiding in the dressing room at B.R, ordering online from Trashy Lingerie.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 22, 2020 08:43 PM (aKsyK)
-- Hillary!
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020
***
OMG!!!!
Something the hag and I agree on.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:41 PM (axyOa)
Bah. She's never had a beer in her life unless there was a camera present.
Her spirit of choice is transmission fluid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:43 PM (XVuno)
PDT is addressing the National March for Life Rally.
IN PERSON!
Posted by: JAS at January 22, 2020 08:40 PM (
America makes the best babies. Tremendous babies. Huge, luxurious babies. We're number 1 in babies. They said we couldn't do it, but we did!
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020 08:43 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
Butt Soup for everyone!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:43 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
This is decidedly so.
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:43 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic
Nugget done run off with the dog down the holler
Me and John Good is goin' huntin' tonight with flashlights in the woods.
He-haw!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (ZCiJZ)
Looks like things are getting better for Insomniac.
I hope things are going okay for Jane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Her spirit of choice is transmission fluid.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
---
She wrings out Pelosi's diapers into a dirty glass.
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (v/dBi)
I am hiding in the dressing room at B.R, ordering online from Trashy Lingerie.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (gauLa)
Lolol!!
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)
Looks like things are getting better for Insomniac.
I hope things are going okay for Jane.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2020 08:44 PM (L2ZTs)
Mindset, yes. Circumstances, eh, not so much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
imma do this myself, but daddy doggo was not having any of that.
I relate to itty bitty kity a bit too much...
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:45 PM (gauLa)
coolluded with Monrovia in the 80s. Hell we had hearings on it in 1945. I
swear that hair smells like cornflakes in the morning after harvest
time. You know why they call it once in an Orange Moon? Because it makes
my leg hairs stand on end.. you know like when you rub a balloon on
your chest.
Hey look fatty if you want to have an IQ test with me get
down and we'll do some push ups. Barak's campaign is firing on all
pedals. Just look at what the Nicky Average is doing.
No way we
should switch elephants when we are in the middle of the mountains.
Hey.. I bet that biker chick has nice smelling hair. Has anybody seen my
paste cup? I'll say something stupid if I don't have at least two cups
in the evening.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 08:45 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:45 PM (NWiLs)
"A lot of the Repubs, the long timers, know about the levels of corruption, quite personally.
The advantage of the House Republican Self-Purge of 2018 is that the House republicans are not controlled by the time servers."
That really explains the last three/four years.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:46 PM (puu6v)
him speaking about gun control somewhere yesterday. He said kids go to
school and learn about "duck and cover" now instead of studying.
No, Joe--"duck and cover" was in the fifties.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (sWM8x)
Joe Biden: Listen you kids better duck and cover or that Haskell kid will give you the business
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (OYW1y)
But I got nowhere else to go so I'm here for the long fight.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
coolluded with Monrovia in the 80s. Hell we had hearings on it in 1945. I
swear that hair smells like cornflakes in the morning after harvest
time. You know why they call it once in an Orange Moon? Because it makes
my leg hairs stand on end.. you know like when you rub a balloon on
your chest.
Hey look fatty if you want to have an IQ test with me get
down and we'll do some push ups. Barak's campaign is firing on all
pedals. Just look at what the Nicky Average is doing.
No way we
should switch elephants when we are in the middle of the mountains.
Hey.. I bet that biker chick has nice smelling hair. Has anybody seen my
paste cup? I'll say something stupid if I don't have at least two cups
in the evening.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 08:45 PM (pw+jk)
How does one tell the fake Joe Biden comments from the real Joe Biden comments?
Because this sure looks real to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (SRRAx)
Me and John Good is goin' huntin' tonight with flashlights in the woods.
He-haw!
Please put the dead critters into the ice box, or they will start to smell. And remember, I do not do skinnin' and guttin' just the cookin'.
/"the holler?" WTF is THAT?
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Stock Market Coupons at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (tVQUs)
Biden is showing his age & sounding out of touch again, that's all.
Instead of "coupon clippers" (antique; quaint; most folks won't get it), he should talk about "the people with private jets," or something like that.
Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic
well, well, well
It looks like General Perversion is coming to visit!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (ZCiJZ)
Okay, that is our economy. Right now.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:42 PM (NWiLs)
Butt Soup for everyone!!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:43 PM (XVuno)
Ha, I made a similar joke on iCarly, but it had more of a creepy pedo thing going on.
Posted by: Dan Schneider at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Aussie at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Hunter Biden son of Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (pw+jk)
Posted by: Diogenes at January
and mom
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:49 PM (HALdu)
/"the holler?" WTF is THAT?
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (gauLa)
You know, like the story" Ichabod Crane, and the Ghost of Sleepy Holler".
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:49 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 22, 2020 08:38 PM (sWM8x)
Joe Biden: Listen you kids better duck and cover or that Haskell kid will give you the business
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (OYW1y)
I predict next he'll go off on how his dad once got a leg lamp for Christmas and he got his tongue stuck on a frozen flagpole.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:49 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 22, 2020 08:49 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (axyOa)
I feel bad that I laughed out loud at that!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Diogenes
And you knew you had the one when your mom saw Joey and said "no"
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:50 PM (32YRo)
https://tinyurl.com/wcubk5w
If anything this shit show is uniting Republicans and pissing them off.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:50 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 22, 2020 08:50 PM (VcFUs)
Joey Heatherton was a hottie, no doubt. But to reject Catherine O'Hara (imo) shows a lack of judgement/taste.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 08:50 PM (RVcmP)
Thanks.
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Right?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Stock Market Coupons at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: not so at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Stock Market Coupons at January 22, 2020 08:47 PM (tVQUs)
And then there's that great Free Tibet offer with purchase of a Tibet of equal or greater value.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:48 PM (axyOa)
Joey Heatherton was the kind of girl you wanted to take home, if Mom and Dad were gone for the weekend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (+DS2f)
/"the holler?" WTF is THAT?
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic
We got some otters by the pond
Surprise!
Ah, Nugget is chasing Dora around the house. Who am I kidding. Or vice versa.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (Q/mDD)
But I got nowhere else to go so I'm here for the long fight."
The long-term outlook is bleak. Trump at least buys time to try to salvage what can be, if anything. This whole impeachment cluster probably is a harbinger of how politics will be conducted in the near future.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (puu6v)
https://tinyurl.com/rfuzcfp
https://tinyurl.com/yx4ck9bl
Posted by: ghostman at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (g5spB)
Deirdre Bolton
[ X ] would deep dive
[ ] would not deep dive
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (0zK06)
spit
Posted by: not so
---
Pee.
...Or is that for a jellyfish sting?
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:52 PM (Q/mDD)
If she does? She can be naked, even on the Senate floor, for the entire remainder of her term. It's perfectly fine with me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM (L2ZTs)
You mean like a ditch?
/also, ixnay on the eneralgay erversionpay
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM (gauLa)
I have upgraded it from "Hillbilly Ohio" to "Redneck Ohio." Right now, Bozo Conservative is gathering the local Amish to raise the barn in the back yard, under the supervision of his yellow tomcat. Sooo romantic. Just like Little House on the Prairie.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:36 PM (gauLa)
We're all just a bunch of hicks here, and damned proud of it.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Lulz
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: Inspector Kemp
---
Now there's an election bumper sticker:
"Dunning/Kruger 2020!"
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 08:54 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 08:54 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Frozen Surfperch, Looking to Join a Marketing Firm at January 22, 2020 08:54 PM (tVQUs)
NOTE: this is not some sort of code.
/at least, I don't think it is.
John has a long mustache.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:54 PM (gauLa)
494 Good for $5 added to strike price for any put option.
Posted by: Stock Market Coupons at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (tVQUs)
If the left takes over, we'll all have to go back to doing covered calls.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:54 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 08:54 PM (HaL55)
Even better if she drags AOC in and gives her a bare-assed spanking every day on the floor of the Senate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
You mean like a ditch?
/also, ixnay on the eneralgay erversionpay
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM (gauLa)
Heh. Not from the South, I take it?
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (Q/mDD)
I don't give a shit who wins the Democrat nomination. None of these freaks and dopes is going to beat Trump. He's been organizing for over a year, has more volunteers on the ground in more states than any Republican ever and is using his rallies and social media to identify and motivate current and new supporters. He's going to win bigly.
My focus is on winning back the House too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
So that's always left a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:56 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)
That should get a lot more people interested in following politics!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 08:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (f1Vqw)
This is a platform I can get behind, and slightly above.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (sy5kK)
True enough.
My brother saw her on a Bob Hope show in Nam. He admitted to having impure thoughts.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (axyOa)
he is only still around because nobody knew what to do with him. He is like Milton from Office Space.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
---
That sounds racist!
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (Q/mDD)
No. Not even "South Detroit."
/which is either the Detroit River or Windsor.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
Nugget is Booger's little brother.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:53 PM
When you're ready for the real thing, don't forget the colony of models in French Hick, IN.
Posted by: That French Guy at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (X/3Mv)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
Nope. One was Kelloggs, the other was General Mills.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (COOIw)
Those noting the sidebar Snizz may be interested in this background material from the Daily Mail today:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7915953
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-7915181
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (f1Vqw)
Elegant, sturdy, and bursting with class
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 22, 2020 08:24 PM (pNxlR)
Easier than tying tiny fifty cals to their wings, though.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (LxWV7)
When you're ready for the real thing, don't forget the colony of models in French Hick, IN.
Posted by: That French Guy at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (X/3Mv)
LICK!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (afu86)
No. Not even "South Detroit."
/which is either the Detroit River or Windsor.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (gauLa)
Ah. Wanna talk about " crick" then? Or " awl"?
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (XVuno)
:You're out of touch my baby,
My poor discarded baby,
I said baby, baby, baby you're out of time"
Tarentino put that song to good use in OUATIH, too.
Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (Cssks)
/it's a tangled web we weave
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Boswell at January 22, 2020 08:58 PM (32YRo)
---
It's the licking guys would care about anyway.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: free tibet at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM (+6qHO)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (sQqgE)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (Q/mDD)
Ok. ''Crick." I can understand crick.
/why has my husband gone full hillbilly so soon? I thought it would take at least six months before he started calling me "Ma" and playing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" on his "fiddle" on the "porch."
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: RKae at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (v/dBi)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM (+6qHO)
PRO TIP: When you get "invited" by Bluebell, you'd better show up if you know what's good for you.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (DRgs8)
Ok. ''Crick." I can understand crick.
/why has my husband gone full hillbilly so soon? I thought it would take at least six months before he started calling me "Ma" and playing "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" on his "fiddle" on the "porch."
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (gauLa)
You will be buttering grits before you know it, city girl!!
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (Q/mDD)
*types*
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
I can't believe that door was just opened.....
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (aS1PU)
2020 might go shitty for us, too.
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 08:31 PM (PyadP)
True, but difficult to have a wave with 40+ retirements. Honestly I was hoping for more in the Senate, but lot of shenanigans and bullshit went on with several races. Pretty sure we should be sitting at 55 if not 56.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (afu86)
But damn she got ugly feet, and those elbows, so pointy. Blech.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 22, 2020 09:03 PM (+dsLj)
*deletes*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (NWiLs)
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You left some.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:03 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Axeman (first/first/first) at January 22, 2020 09:04 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:04 PM (Q/mDD)
These are good tips and things I need to know.
/what's happening to my life???
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (ppLlx)
These are good tips and things I need to know.
/what's happening to my life???
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (gauLa)
You married a guy named "Bozo." What did you expect?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2020 08:59 PM (Cssks)
One of the best musical set pieces in a movie I've ever seen. Right up there with Layla in Goodfellas.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (afu86)
Dimensia is a terrible thing.
Altzheimer's is a terrible thing.
Biden is a terrible thing.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Dimensia and Alzheimer got the worst of the deal. They have to hang in biden's head till the grim reaper gets off of his boney fucking ass and earns his paycheck.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (Q/mDD)
McCaskill; Donnelly; Heitkamp & Nelson all probably lost because of Kavanaugh, or at least lost winnable seats by a greater margin.
Posted by: mnw at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (Cssks)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (f1Vqw)
My focus is on winning back the House too.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 08:56 PM (ZLI7S)
BUT, does he have 57 teams in place to root out vote fraud?
I don't mean some dude voting twice, but ballet box stuffing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Almost like there's a hidden clue there, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (Q/mDD)
She certainly does have dieu of them.
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (afu86)
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 08:55 PM (NWiLs)
Nugget is Booger's little brother.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 08:57 PM (aS1PU)
Nerds!
Posted by: Ogre at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Q/mDD)
Two years ago, I gave the youngsters in my office in Houston a test - they were all Texans - I wrote "bob war" on the whiteboard and asked them what it was. They were stumped, and I was sad.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (ppLlx)
SOUTHERN Michigan, I bet.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:08 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Almost like there's a hidden clue there, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)
come on, you know she's just clowning around!
Posted by: Ogre at January 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Slow Uncle Joe Biden at January 22, 2020 09:08 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 22, 2020 09:00 PM
And she's bringing the cookbook. And a pen.
Posted by: Hands at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (786Ro)
Houston a test - they were all Texans - I wrote "bob war" on the
whiteboard and asked them what it was. They were stumped, and I was
sad.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
wth are they teaching people down there. It is freaking Houston!
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Q/mDD)
Two years ago, I gave the youngsters in my office in Houston a test - they were all Texans - I wrote "bob war" on the whiteboard and asked them what it was. They were stumped, and I was sad.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
Cali transplants?? Urbans??
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
Please tell me Texas rejected their citizenship applications!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Almost like there's a hidden clue there, eh?
He is able to use the word "deliquescent" in a sentence correctly. How could I resist that? Am I made of stone????
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (COOIw)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (NWiLs)
Almost like there's a hidden clue there, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (BiNEL)
come on, you know she's just clowning around!
Posted by: Ogre at January 22, 2020 09:08 PM (NgKpN)
The giant shoes are always the tell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (ppLlx)
BUT, does he have 57 teams in place to root out vote fraud?
I don't mean some dude voting twice, but ballet box stuffing.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (1g7ch)
We don't allow ballot box stuffing.
We register all of our non-citizens to vote, so they can feel inclusive.
Posted by: Motor Voter states - aka, "Blue States". at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (sy5kK)
And then there's that great Free Tibet offer with purchase of a Tibet of equal or greater value.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 08:51 PM (XVuno)
Hey! That's me!
I'm not easy------------------------it's been so long I don't remember
Posted by: free tibet at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (DCYln)
Also, for the record, I understand this sentence.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (DRgs
Need pics of a cadaver to determine effectiveness.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (XVuno)
He is able to use the word "deliquescent" in a sentence correctly. How could I resist that? Am I made of stone????
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (gauLa)
Oh, like juvenile deliquescent?
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (Q/mDD)
I don't mean some dude voting twice, but ballet box stuffing.
Probably. Trump beat Hillary, the corrupt Obama administration that was trying to frame him, the media and the swamp not to mention a huge Republican primary lineup as a total unknown outsider.
He knows all the tricks better than we do at this point. I doubt there is a single thing he and his team aren't on top of.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: morigu at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (Eu98u)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (okQ81)
These are good tips and things I need to know.
/what's happening to my life???
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (gauLa)
Eggs is said "aigs."
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Also, for the record, I understand this sentence.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (gauLa)
I woke up with a crick in my neck. Damnedest thing.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (Q/mDD)
King's county in Washington state has 1.2 million residents who will now be able to vote from their smartphones in the next board of supervisors election.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (okQ81)
Us too, but only in our necks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (XVuno)
They don't have anything to do with her "success" at all. She's an Instagram influencer.
The Daily Mail digs her, and I wonder if they're leading or following the market for her...
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
Cali transplants?? Urbans??
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (Q/mDD)
One was born and raised in Humble (that's another test someday). One was a transplant but went to A&M. Two were Hispanics, one from Brownsville and the other from El Paso.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (AMIL/)
These are good tips and things I need to know.
/what's happening to my life???
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:05 PM (gauLa)
Eggs is said "aigs."
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
Well, yeah.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:09 PM (gauLa)
So, he is a thesaurus closer!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (okQ81)
Us too, but only in our necks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (XVuno)
Heh. Horde mind.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (Q/mDD)
those recent stories about the US's new Hellfire Missile with sword
blades and not explosive's? If you havent't, Google or Bing it whatever.
Posted by: RichardWindsor at January 22, 2020 09:02 PM (DRgs
Need pics of a cadaver to determine effectiveness.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (1g7ch)
I have from a very good source, as in first hand, that they tried out bombs in Vietnam that were filled with dime washers. You let those things go at the right speed and you don't really need an explosive.
In fact, in the Civil War, artillery was way less effective than it could have been because it relied on an explosive charge to occur at the right second.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (Zz0t1)
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I'll talk to you about that on Mondee. It comes after Sundee
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
Because it's "bob whar."
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (ppLlx)
And yonder is farther than "a piece" but shorter than "a spell."
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:06 PM (ppLlx)
So you know the difference between crick, creek, and crack.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic
well, well, well
It looks like General Perversion is coming to visit!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative
I am pleased to be informing that a second Hot Tub Presidential Suite has become available.
Please to inform regarding hours of needful utility.
Posted by: Miklos, from the Lagos Call Centre and Guest Experience Centre of Excellence at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Barbed wire.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Nobody, Ever at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (XVuno)
Campaign advisor : we need you to be approachable, nurturi-
Avasarala : Get the f@$ out!
It's like only the HQ were allowed to vote and we picked a moronette
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:03 PM (Q/mDD)
~~~~~
And don't you say golf for gulf too?
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (ppLlx)
And yonder is farther than "a piece" but shorter than "a spell."
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (Zz0t1)
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Let's have a pop over it.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Barbed wire.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, of course!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Brie Larson at January 22, 2020 09:12 PM (f1Vqw)
Ample chested beauty? I doubt they are 'leading the market' as that is not exactly 'niche' in most dude circles.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Barbed wire.
It took me a while, I haven't been to Texas since the '90's.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (n13/j)
Hmm, a whiff of the grape might have done better.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (BiNEL)
Campaign advisor : we need you to be approachable, nurturi-
Avasarala : Get the f@$ out!
It's like only the HQ were allowed to vote and we picked a moronette
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (ykYG2)
You spelled her name right. You ARE good!
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Barbed wire.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Oh, of course!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM
I'm glad you asked.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (axyOa)
And don't you say golf for gulf too?
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (sGotD)
But you play goff.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (okQ81)
Posted by: Sponge at
my dad was from far sw Virginia
he said 'futher'
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Depends how you pronounce war in Houston. I did pronounce it for them, with war close to whar, I guess.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:14 PM (NWiLs)
Barbed wire.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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The regrettable George Will has a bunch of those from living in Texas.
Lowerd Barn : English Poet.
Forced : A large group of trees.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (ppLlx)
A stalking horse, slurring and shambling in the shadows, reeking of piss-chardonnay.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (DwHjU)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 22, 2020 09:11 PM (okQ81)
Us too, but only in our necks.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero)
Try some of Granny's XX.
Don't advise Granny's XXX
Whoo doggie
Posted by: Miklos "Jed" Clampett at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (QzkSJ)
Houston a test - they were all Texans - I wrote "bob war" on the
whiteboard and asked them what it was. They were stumped, and I was
sad.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:07 PM (AMIL/)
no chance they know what a gimme cap is.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (ppLlx)
If you're older, it's still sodee pap.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Joe Paste Eater Biden at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (sQqgE)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (BiNEL)
*coup de poing*
Posted by: Zombie Napoleon at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:16 PM (Zz0t1)
~~~~~
Got it. You play goff and fish in the golf.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:18 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Ho Yo Yo at January 22, 2020 09:18 PM (7SLsv)
Things are improving for Americans and that's bad news for Democrats.
Interesting.
Posted by: t-bird at January 22, 2020 09:18 PM (Ydn2k)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 22, 2020 09:18 PM (DwHjU)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Q/mDD)
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I live in Michigan. I've got a "crick" out back.
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Also, for the record, I understand this sentence.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:10 PM (gauLa)
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When I was a kid, it was always crick. "Mom, we're going down to the crick." Creek still sounds weird to me. I grew up on a farm in western Kansas.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (RVcmP)
he said 'futher'
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (iTXRQ)
Yes. My FIL says futher.
And you unthaw frozen meat.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
If you're older, it's still sodee pap.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (Zz0t1)
I thought that in Texas, it is all "coke".
Even the Dr Pepper and the Sprite.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (UUkQp)
Aghadababooroolapooinloo is more of a challenge.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 22, 2020 09:18 PM (DwHjU)
Nah, even Satan has some standards!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (BiNEL)
Even the Dr Pepper and the Sprite.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (sy5kK)
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Carry me to the store and we'll see.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Kazi at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
And less than "a ways."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (HaL55)
And just turn left where that big ol' barn burned down a few years back.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (1g7ch)
Canister shot was still pretty damn effective.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)
for sure. And double canister if the times were ripe. What I was referring to was long range ordinance. You could only shoot canister so far. But they had stuff in Vietnam that they pretty much dropped and let the inertia do the job.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the wide Congaree at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (awwWq)
bar ditch....
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Speaking my language, sponge.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (nAiE/)
Because Hunter knows that if he does, he gets a free night walk in Ft Marcy Park. He is a poon hound, drug addict, and corrupt son of a corrupt daddy, but even he isn't that unaware of consequences.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Texan at January 22, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)
When I was a kid, it was always crick. "Mom, we're going down to the crick." Creek still sounds weird to me. I grew up on a farm in western Kansas.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:19 PM (RVcmP)
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I only said cr-ee-k when I was a kid, and mainly from reading it. Then I noticed that almost everybody pronounced it "crick", so it's "crick".
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (ppLlx)
Speaking my language, sponge.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (Q/mDD)
I love it.
Won't live anywhere else.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Insomniac
Cain't hear ya.
Crack yer winder another touch.
Posted by: Miklos, rejoicing on the banks of the wide Congaree at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (QzkSJ)
Now that I understood.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Q/mDD)
Bottom Shelf Kim Katdashian
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (COOIw)
ripe. What I was referring to was long range ordinance. You could only
shoot canister so far. But they had stuff in Vietnam that they pretty
much dropped and let the inertia do the job.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (n13/j)
a lot of this stuff was experimental. It wasn't the standard snake and nape. Funny, back then they were willing to experiment.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: JB1000 at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (5Zwgf)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Miklos, stretching out the button accordion, cher at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Soothsayer, now with a gentle glide applicator tip at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (awwWq)
Not surprising but not what they think it means... I for one am itching for the Bidens, Schiffty and Nadler to all be forced to testify with a car battery hooked to their junk in such a way that they get fried every time they lie.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (nAiE/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55)
Fuqua Street.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
yuston.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (lHr8/)
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (uEbPt)
Hillary?
Is that you?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (uEbPt)
It's only wrong when the Red Queen says it.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Kazi at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Texan at January 22, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)
Ma famly was so po that for Christmas, we exchanged glances.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg - fake Texan, but a Texan in spirit at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (sy5kK)
Fuqua Street.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
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Funny because they don't even know how to pronounce their own city's name. It's house-ton, not huse-ton. Ask any bum in the Bowery.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (sGotD)
Quint @ 646, back in the 70's you bought a dozer of backhoe or farm
equipment, the dealer gave you a dozen or so hats. John Deere, IH, MF,
Allis Chalmers, whoever. Now they sell hats for 25 US, and I mean hats
made in China.
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:23 PM (UUkQp)
that is so f'ed up. the point was to get a free hat and they god free advertising.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Cicero
So, "The Big Sleep" should be read as a Study in Water Management?
Posted by: Miklos, commentating gumshoe at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Hillary at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:20 PM (n13/j)
Warfare from the civil war to WWI is downright scary when you think about it though. As Shelby Foote put it: 'The equipment was way ahead of the tactics.' That is a period when I would NOT want to be a line soldier, because your chances, they were not good. And that is not even counting disease.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (4a9Vv)
His bologna has a first name, it's Bee Oh Em Bee Bomb!
His bologna has a second name it's Gee Oh Enn Eee GONE!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (Q/mDD)
Depends on context.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55)
691 A semi-big Houston-area pronunciation debate, and a funny test for newcomers:
Fuqua Street.
Heh
Posted by: Fuqua School of Business, Dook University at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:15 PM (Q/mDD)
Bottom Shelf Kim Katdashian
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (COOIw)
They both got asses that should be sitting on tank treads.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (4a9Vv)
my speech is a mix of both
I say 'fixin ta' and 'y'all' but I also say a bunch of trees is a farest and orange juice comes from arranges
also bleedin flippin eck
Posted by: DB- just DB at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Kazi at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (0x00j)
Yep. Gotta say, I prefer lobster.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (HaL55)
What are we charging him with? He *broke* the law!
I mean we tried, it just doesn't work anymore.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (4a9Vv)
I remember seeing that on TV!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (BiNEL)
Fuqua Street.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:22 PM (AMIL/)
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Funny because they don't even know how to pronounce their own city's name. It's house-ton, not huse-ton. Ask any bum in the Bowery.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (sGotD)
LOL! A year ago, I first heard about the local pronunciation of that street name, and I was gob-smacked.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (sYDum)
That kid id going to be huge.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (ppLlx)
So many people in my life have lived or visited "Warshington".
It has driven me crazy for years. The best I can tell is that those guys, yes they are mostly guys, are from the Ohio-Michigan-Illinois-Wisconsin area. And also PA.
It still drives me nuts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (Ndje9)
*hmm. I'll save this treat for later*
Posted by: The Dog at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (DMUuz)
She looks good from the front.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Eromero)
that is so f'ed up. the point was to get a free hat and they god free advertising.
Posted by: Quint
Stihl equipment dealers give free hats.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (Jk+3L)
The chest seems more ample and the ass a bit more muted.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (2B9A/)
noticed that almost everybody pronounced it "crick", so it's "crick".<<<
Ya'll need to experience the bloody hell I suffered whenever a discussion with my ex-girlfriend turned to eggs.
eg, ag, eh-guggs, aye-gugs. Eat the damn thing, toots!
Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (ATCV4)
His bologna has a first name, it's Bee Oh Em Bee Bomb!
His bologna has a second name it's Gee Oh Enn Eee GONE!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (QzJWU)
*snort*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (sy5kK)
If you had the access to classified information because of your office, and you leak that information, that is an "abuse of power".
The Dems are impeaching the President on "He done wrong."
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (ppLlx)
Demi Rose is 24. 6 years legal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:31 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: IC at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (sYDum)
That kid id going to be huge.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (aS1PU)
Poor little lucky bastard.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:31 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 22, 2020 09:31 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:25 PM (ppLlx)
So many people in my life have lived or visited "Warshington".
It has driven me crazy for years. The best I can tell is that those guys, yes they are mostly guys, are from the Ohio-Michigan-Illinois-Wisconsin area. And also PA.
It still drives me nuts.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
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The guy that used to have 'The New Yankee Workshop', among his other flaws, would refer to drawings as, 'Drawerings'. Handyman skills, no more.
Posted by: The Dog at January 22, 2020 09:32 PM (LxqES)
Demi Rose is 24. 6 years legal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:31 PM (f1Vqw)
The Wall came early for that one.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 09:32 PM (COOIw)
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Move to SoCal and you don't have to worry about pronouncing "creek" because we have no water.
Posted by: Cicero
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Same in western KS. The crick is where the water goes in those 4 days a year it rains a bit. (stick around 5 minutes for everyone to start whining about not being able to get in the wet fields)
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:32 PM (RVcmP)
Demi Rose is 24. 6 years legal.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:31 PM (f1Vqw)
*divides current age by 2*
*adds 7*
Close enough. Within polling margin of error.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:32 PM (NWiLs)
It has driven me crazy for years. The best I can tell is that
those guys, yes they are mostly guys, are from the
Ohio-Michigan-Illinois-Wisconsin area. And also PA.
It still drives me nuts.
Also ''sword" with the emphasis on the 'w'. I have neighbors that say that. And warsh.
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (gauLa)
The chest seems more ample and the ass a bit more muted.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (2B9A/)
Dat Kardashian cash doe
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (COOIw)
~~~~~
One of my pet peeves is "real-a-tor" for realtor.
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Depends on context.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 22, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)
What about Planet Hoooston?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (ucFdD)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 22, 2020 09:28 PM (DMUuz)
She looks good from the front.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:29 PM (Q/mDD)
Never heard of her, looked her up. She's almost 25, which means she's not too young for anybody.
Looks like plastic to me though. Not appealing.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (hku12)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:34 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 22, 2020 09:24 PM (HaL55)
Yup. I was gob-smacked by that as a Houston and Texas newcomer in the late 70s, from the midwest. I was used to the pronunciation used on TV for the Steelers running back, Frenchy Fuqua. Few-kwah.
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:34 PM (AMIL/)
Same in western KS. The crick is where the water goes in those 4 days a year it rains a bit. (stick around 5 minutes for everyone to start whining about not being able to get in the wet fields)
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:32 PM (RVcmP)
Don't mean to insult, but West Kansas is one dry-ass place. Not as barren as East Colorado, though. That place is like the surface of the moon.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:34 PM (Q/mDD)
I know a Korean restaurant that has the best Bi Bim Bap.
I will ask about karaoke.
Posted by: Miklos, focusing on the suju at January 22, 2020 09:34 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: ... at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:31 PM (f1Vqw)
*divides current age by 2*
*adds 7*
Close enough. Within polling margin of error.
Posted by: Insomniac
57/2 = 28.5 Close enough for gub'mint work.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: jsg at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (Z658e)
Posted by: IrishEi - NO GREENLAND, NO PEACE! at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (sGotD)
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*raises hand*
I also haven't been able to break myself from saying ath-uh-lete. I know it's ath-lete. But still...
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Picric at January 22, 2020 09:36 PM (nonGu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
Ooh, do " Memories" from Cats, Insom!!
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:36 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:36 PM (UUkQp)
Seguin is pronounced Sehgeen.
Mexia is pronounced MehHAYuh.
Posted by: Sponge at January 22, 2020 09:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Nachitoches, Louisiana? Both names in this test!
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:36 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Priapism at January 22, 2020 09:37 PM (ucNdt)
>>>I only said cr-ee-k when I was a kid, and mainly from reading it. Then I
noticed that almost everybody pronounced it "crick", so it's "crick".<<<
Ya'll need to experience the bloody hell I suffered whenever a discussion with my ex-girlfriend turned to eggs.
eg, ag, eh-guggs, aye-gugs. Eat the damn thing, toots!
Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2020 09:30 PM (ATCV4)
----pancakes. Pain - derogatory name for people of the jewish persuasion.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 22, 2020 09:37 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 09:37 PM (Jk+3L)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:37 PM (AMIL/)
Great flavor and unparalleled alliteration!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:36 PM (Q/mDD)
Hell no.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (NWiLs)
Seguin is pronounced Sehgeen.
Mexia is pronounced MehHAYuh.
Posted by: Sponge
New Orleans is pronounced "Nyoo Or-leens"
This is how we spot the tourists without much effort.
A gratuity of 20% will be added to this comment.
Posted by: Miklos, where y'at dawlin' at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (El6T/)
Seguin is pronounced Sehgeen.
Mexia is pronounced MehHAYuh.
Posted by: Sponge
Waxahatchie - Wax yur cootchie
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (Jk+3L)
In Vancouver BC, a dock is a "Quay". Pronounced "key".
Now, if you are a public school teacher with kids from 18 different countries speaking their native language in your fourth grade class, how and the hell are you supposed to teach any of them anything?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
I do not sing karaoke.
Nope. I mean, last time I sang in the shower, the water curdled!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: Eromero
I got one just by going in with my father in law to pick up a repair part.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Jk+3L)
This is how we spot the tourists without much effort.
A gratuity of 20% will be added to this comment.
Posted by: Miklos, where y'at dawlin' at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
It's "N'Awlins", baby.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2020 09:40 PM (LxWV7)
You Oreganos have a curious quirk.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:40 PM (ppLlx)
They say wif instead of with
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 22, 2020 09:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
That's because, ah nevermind
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:41 PM (Q/mDD)
Posted by: jsg
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There is a local grocery called 'Earth Fare', hippy-dippy place.
Anyhow, in a conversation with a guy from Madison County, just one county away, but further up in the mountains, the fellow mentioned 'Arth Far'. It took me a while to figure out what he was talking about. They speak their own language up there.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 09:41 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 22, 2020 09:41 PM (/jcxk)
Posted by: Gref
Nakadish
Now do Tchoupitoulas
Atchafalaya is for the second semester students.
Posted by: Miklos, with a good ear at January 22, 2020 09:41 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, where y'at dawlin' at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
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Lol. Blast from the past.
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:41 PM (ppLlx)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:35 PM (NWiLs)
I do not sing karaoke.
Nope. I mean, last time I sang in the shower, the water curdled!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (QzJWU)
No whey.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 22, 2020 09:41 PM (NWiLs)
Well, depending on various factors, say (age/2 +/- 7). Subtract 7 if you have to.
As long as she's 18. I mean, for you, well, you know. Otherwise use the + 7 form.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:42 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:42 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Mrs. JTB at January 22, 2020 09:42 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Were there Lares and Penates involved?
Posted by: Miklosius at January 22, 2020 09:43 PM (QzkSJ)
As long as she's 18. I mean, for you, well, you know. Otherwise use the + 7 form.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:42 PM (f1Vqw)
What do the French know anyway? They took in Roman Polanski for fuck's sake!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)
Now, if you are a public school teacher with kids from 18 different countries speaking their native language in your fourth grade class, how and the hell are you supposed to teach any of them anything?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)
"Key" is standard Brit pronunciation for "Quay". Also used in Australia, too. But "dock" and "wharf" are more commonly used than "quay".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2020 09:44 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop
That's how they pronounce it in Ohio.
There is a town out in western Ohio named Versailles.
Pro-nounced Ver-sales.
And nearby Bellefontaine.
Pro-nounced Bell- fountain
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....unfrozen caveman moron at January 22, 2020 09:44 PM (ZCiJZ)
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Don't mean to insult, but West Kansas is one dry-ass place. Not as barren as East Colorado, though. That place is like the surface of the moon.
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:34 PM
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Heh. Not arguing. I use to work for the phone company in the area. Being from W. KS. I am used to no trees, but there are parts of CO near Sheridan Lake that, from horizon to horizon are sagebrush.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:45 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:46 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:39 PM (sy5kK)
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The problem is that you *expect* you need to teach them anything--cultural fascist!
Posted by: Axeman at January 22, 2020 09:46 PM (ppLlx)
That's how they pronounce it in Ohio.
There is a town out in western Ohio named Versailles.
Pro-nounced Ver-sales.
And nearby Bellefontaine.
Pro-nounced Bell- fountain
I've heard all of this before. Pretty soon you're going to tell me the Muskegon River is pronounced "Muskingum."
Posted by: shibumi, living in a banana republic at January 22, 2020 09:46 PM (gauLa)
Posted by: Miklosius
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Hmm. Should I know those as names?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 09:46 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Eromero at January 22, 2020 09:47 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Eromero
I got one just by going in with my father in law to pick up a repair part."
Cheap fuckers never gave me a hat. I bought a chainsaw, brush cutter, backpack blower, chains, bars, mix oil, bar oil, files, filters, and never got a hat.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 22, 2020 09:47 PM (pj3ak)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Archer at January 22, 2020 09:47 PM (w6f/8)
Posted by: Fritz at January 22, 2020 09:47 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: rickb223
Coosahatchie
Which I leave as an exercise for the dear reader
Posted by: Miklos from Uptown at January 22, 2020 09:48 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:48 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: tubal at January 22, 2020 09:34 PM
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Heh. Not arguing. I use to work for the phone company in the area. Being from W. KS. I am used to no trees, but there are parts of CO near Sheridan Lake that, from horizon to horizon are sagebrush.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:45 PM (RVcmP)
As dull as eastern Colorado is to look at, it has some rather fascinating geological history. I can't quite remember what it is, but it is unique, how it formed.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 22, 2020 09:48 PM (hku12)
I blow Miley's mind with some Southernisms upon occasion. I was fixin' to do something, and I saw she had already finished it, and I said, "Well, you done done it, then."
That blew her mind. I got curious and that form of "done", meaning essentially "already" is peculiar to the Southeast.
There are shades of it with different meanings, such as, "You done done it now!" or "You done gone and done it now, boy!"
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 22, 2020 09:48 PM (f1Vqw)
when you think about it though. As Shelby Foote put it: 'The equipment
was way ahead of the tactics.' That is a period when I would NOT want to
be a line soldier, because your chances, they were not good. And that
is not even counting disease.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:26 PM (2B9A/)
That is a subject dear to my heart. It is a terrible subject but I find in endlessly interesting. For sure the disease part can not be contradicted. So many died of disease and that was a true waste of life.
The tactics vs technology discussion is ever interesting. The old school line was that Civil War Generals learned only of Napoleonic tactics and did not understand the changes brought on by the rifle-musket. I am not saying you are saying that, but that has been the general opinion for 150 years.
This subject has always interested me though there has been little real academic research on the subject. A book I have read from time to time came out a few years ago called Civil War Infantry Tactics by Earl Hess.
The long and short is that the leaders at that time made the best with what they had. They knew the power of the rifle-musket and also its limitations. They did make changes to the order of battle. For example, they spread out picketss and vendettes. They spread out attacking lines when they could and they also spead up the marching rate/cadence. The key point is these people did realize there were fundamental changes to warfare, and they did not blindly follow traditions based on another time.
That takes nothing away from the slaughter, waste and disease. But It does show these people tried their best to deal with a catastrophic situation. And we are not right to just assume they could have used fire and maneuver. In fact, that would not have been possible. But I would be glad to discuss this further. This subject would be a good thread really.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:49 PM (n13/j)
New Orleans is pronounced "Nyoo Or-leens"
This is how we spot the tourists without much effort.
A gratuity of 20% will be added to this comment.
Posted by: Miklos, where y'at dawlin' at January 22, 2020 09:38 PM (QzkSJ)
1991, I believe, first visit to Narlins.
Got there a day early for business, standing on a corner in the French Quarter.
"I can tell you where you gots dem shoes!" Bet you twenty bucks!"
Ok, I'll bite, but only for five bucks. Where did I get these shoes?
"You gots dem shoes right there on Bourbon Street!"
Here's your five bucks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:49 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 09:49 PM (LxqES)
There is a town out in western Ohio named Versailles.
Pro-nounced Ver-sales.
Same thing in Illinois. And Cairo is pronounced Kay-ro
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 22, 2020 09:50 PM (ucFdD)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Yes indeed, baby.
I know pre-Katrina Nawlinsish like you know transmissions.
In New Orleans there are at least five (5) local ways to pronounce Panhard.
Posted by: Miklos, one of them Tulane boys at January 22, 2020 09:51 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Wenda at January 22, 2020 09:51 PM (oS/8T)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 22, 2020 09:47 PM (2B9A/)
The Palouse District due south of Spokane is very green, rolling, grain-growing country. Very pretty. Little picture-postcard brick towns, like Rockford and Tekoa.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 22, 2020 09:51 PM (LxWV7)
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Clinton, NC - Pronounced 'Clinon' by the locals.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 22, 2020 09:49 PM
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After that one president, I'd pronounce it "Clinon" as well.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:52 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Gref at January 22, 2020 09:52 PM (AMIL/)
My in-laws bring out the fancy crishtahl for toasts.
Posted by: yoda at January 22, 2020 09:52 PM (RUfHr)
Modification of present perfect tense, due to the humidity.
Posted by: Miklos, edumacator at January 22, 2020 09:53 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2020 09:54 PM (RUfHr)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 22, 2020 09:54 PM (RUfHr)
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Got there a day early for business, standing on a corner in the French Quarter.
"I can tell you where you gots dem shoes!" Bet you twenty bucks!"
Ok, I'll bite, but only for five bucks. Where did I get these shoes?
"You gots dem shoes right there on Bourbon Street!"
Here's your five bucks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 22, 2020 09:49 PM
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10$ says I can tell you how many kids your daddy had.... None, your mama had 'em.
Posted by: irright at January 22, 2020 09:55 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
In Sampson County, pronounced "samson" by the locals.
Posted by: Miklos, Cliton SC is hte home of Thornwell Home at January 22, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 22, 2020 09:55 PM (pj3ak)
If you life there, it is called DC.
If you are a Millennial who moved their after 2010, it is called "the DMV"
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:56 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
In Sampson County, pronounced "samson" by the locals.
Posted by: Miklos, Cliton SC is hte home of Thornwell Home at January 22, 2020 09:55 PM (QzkSJ)
Beaufort SC vs Beaufort NC. The pronunciation is everything.
Posted by: Quint at January 22, 2020 09:58 PM (n13/j)
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