Babylon Bee: Media Offers Thoughts and Prayers That Someone Will Start Some Violence at the Virginia Gun Rights Rally

It's... not quite real, but also not quite a parody, either.

U.S.--Somber members of the press offered their thoughts and prayers that someone would start some violence at the gun rights rally in Virginia today.

Reporters expressed their grief and condolences as the violence they hyped has so far failed to materialize.

"Nobody has so much as fired a shot. This is an unbelievable tragedy," said one teary-eyed MSNBC reporter, clearly caught up in the anguish of the moment.

...

One CNN reporter has offered up to $1,000 for anyone who will start some violence to help out the narrative.

In fact, people did notice CNN sounding downright dejected in reporting that there was none of the violence they feared nigh-openly prayed for:



Meanwhile, someone suspected of being an antifa infiltrator did try to provoke law-abiding gun owners to start "hopping the fence and killing people."

The agitator denied that he was trying to stir anything up but another protester replied, "We know what you are. You're an infiltrator. Get the **** out."

There's little doubt that that's exactly what he is. The left can't successfully imitate people on the right because they literally know no one on the right. All of their attempts to imitate just turn out to be the most absurd stereotypes they glean from CNN.



John Sexton collects up more reporting from the rally.



There was, alas, a regrettable blackface incident:



Meanwhile: You know this could almost be a real ABC "News" clip.




If you don't get the joke, that references ABC running that footage (from an American gun range hosting a perfectly safe live fire exercise) as US troops supposedly under attack from ISIS.

Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM




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1 meep meep motherfuckers!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:06 PM (d7Ww2)

2 BB winner headline again

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 05:06 PM (vd8XM)

3 Thoughts and prayers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 05:07 PM (dNzKv)

4 Nood called

Posted by: Bruce at January 20, 2020 05:07 PM (vd8XM)

5 wow crazy day

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:07 PM (sy5kK)

6 Top ten baby!!

Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 20, 2020 05:08 PM (+aTLx)

7 There were lots of funny "Onion" headlines. But Babylon Bee takes the cake.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (xptlg)

8 Hiya, LCD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)

9 If you want peace


Prepare for....peace

- Shit some formerly free dude said.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (jg1QG)

10
Remember at the Tea Party rallies, leftist douche nozzles would walk around with racist signs trying to stir shit up.???

Posted by: fixerupper at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (8XRCm)

11 Northam threw a riot and people declined to attend.

MSM and leftists hardest hit.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (WEBkv)

12 I can almost hear the anguished cries of the media...the violence! Where is the promised violence!

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (a0IVu)

13 pjmedia.com/fake news msnbc host claims thousands of white nationalists are swarming virginia 2a rally
https://tinyurl.com/ukns7yyo
Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2020 05:08 PM

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (ZCEU2)

14 Hey everybody.
What blake said.
Any day that pantifa loses and is thwarted, is a good day.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 20, 2020 05:10 PM (L2ZTs)

15 Someone had to be worried about this rally. Lots of guns and precious few people accepting the chance to be locked in with Antifa (who didn't show up).

Today was a lesson on respecting strength and punting out infiltrators.

Posted by: trev006 at January 20, 2020 05:11 PM (uvUbh)

16

Oh.

I thought that CNN chryon said "Pro-Gun Rally Ends Peacefully Despite PROMISES of Extremist Violence"


Because that is what they were really wanting.

True effing a**holes, they should be gutted like fish.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:11 PM (sy5kK)

17 Sorry CNN you did,nt get the bloodshed you wanted too bad CNN but gun owners are not the kill crazy maniacs you claim they are gun owners are a peaceful group unlike whats been shown by the Hollywood crowd Matt Damon,Jim Carrery,Jamie Foxx and all those who appeard on Demand a plan

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 20, 2020 05:12 PM (FLiOE)

18 Top twenty

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 20, 2020 05:12 PM (sMcZt)

19 We got some smart people on our side.

They came, they protested peacefully and they knew exactly who the false flag infiltrator fucks were. Good on them.

No howsa about yall living in the 2A sanctuary counties go talk to West Virginia and join that state?

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:12 PM (+dsLj)

20 I thought that CNN chryon said "Pro-Gun Rally Ends Peacefully Despite PROMISES of Extremist Violence"


Because that is what they were really wanting.

True effing a**holes, they should be gutted like fish.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


#TwoWeeks?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (5RARy)

21 "The Left can't imitate the Right."

Like that laughable "Unite the Right" Tiki Torch Parade with identical khakis and white shirts in Charlottesville a couple years back?

Posted by: Epstein, who didn't hang himself at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

22 They probably put all their trash in the proper receptacles as well.

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (KNsKs)

23 Aw, the MFM haz a sad.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (NWiLs)

24 OTOH, put me in a room with those media reps.

With an EMP device to wipe out their electronics, esp. the transmitters and recorders.

Good times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (u82oZ)

25 Lots of guns and precious few people accepting the chance to be locked in with Antifa (who didn't show up).

***********

Weird how the violent folks don't show up at an event filled with armed citizenry. It's almost like the presence of the guns were a deterrent of sorts.

Nah, that's just some fucking crazy talk.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (+dsLj)

26 They'll credit Northam with averting violence.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (CqE5x)

27 I'd expected maybe 4-5 thousand to show up. So thrilled that tens of thousands rallied!

Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (O98j8)

28 Meanwhile, someone suspected of being an antifa infiltrator did try to provoke law-abiding gun owners....
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Sigh. Doesn't everyone know that if you want violence you need to send in professional state police or FBI agents provocateur?

Posted by: Undocumented at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

29 Moar tannerite!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (KZzsI)

30 They probably put all their trash in the proper receptacles as well.

*********

How come it's the climate change deniers that are the ones cleaning up after themselves? Gosh dang these monsters.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+dsLj)

31 The left can't successfully imitate people on the right because they literally know no one on the right.

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They have no idea who we are and would wish us dead except they want our money.

By the way, didja see Donkey Chompers' comments?

.@AOC contrasts today's gun rights march in Richmond with protests against Eric GGarne's killing: "Why were there almost no police officers" despite protesters "flying confederate flags and [carrying] semiautamtic weapons"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

32 8 Hiya, LCD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)

Hi nurse!


My New Year's resolution list includes getting out on Saturday morning to the range with you expert shooters.

I am rusty. Please don't laugh too hard when I shoot. Snickering is ok, as long as you don't point.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (sy5kK)

33 The name of that fake, phony organization, "Unite the Right" was the biggest tell.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (CqE5x)

34 27 I'd expected maybe 4-5 thousand to show up. So thrilled that tens of thousands rallied!
Posted by: kallisto at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (O98j

Just like every Trump rally.

Posted by: Roy at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (ABjxW)

35 Robert Creamer 9?) must have dozed off. Wasn't he the dem organizer always agitating at Tea Party rallies?

Posted by: DanMan at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (XTiHL)

36 Weird how the violent folks don't show up at an event filled with armed citizenry. It's almost like the presence of the guns were a deterrent of sorts.

Nah, that's just some fucking crazy talk.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:14 PM (+dsLj)

"The police don't protect us from you. They protect you from us."
- Merry-ll Lynch Community Justice Services

Posted by: trev006 at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (uvUbh)

37 22 They probably put all their trash in the proper receptacles as well.
Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:13 PM (KNsKs)

Word is the streets were cleaner after they left, than before they came.

Just like the TEA party protests used to be.

Posted by: Don Quixote at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (NgKpN)

38 Excuse me, is that a Black Man in that Twitter shot? We were told this was a White Supremacist function. What's he doing there?/S

Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (wzzJf)

39 Sigh. Doesn't everyone know that if you want violence you need to send in professional state police or FBI agents provocateur?

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We're a little busy right now.

Posted by: Deep Staters faking impeachment evidence for Schiff at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (+dsLj)

40 Like that laughable "Unite the Right" Tiki Torch Parade with identical khakis and white shirts in Charlottesville a couple years back?

Fooled the media, they're CERTAIN it was a huge meeting of right wing extremist white nationalists led and organized by a big time Obama supporter and campaign worker... wait...

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

41 .@AOC contrasts today's gun rights march in Richmond with protests against Eric GGarne's killing: "Why were there almost no police officers" despite protesters "flying confederate flags and [carrying] semiautamtic weapons"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:15 PM (+y/Ru)

She said this? Really? Not a spoof?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (CqE5x)

42 Waiting for report from Margarita's mom.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (O98j8)

43 The group that showed up to EVERY Tea Party rally I went to was the Lyndon LaRousch people.

No matter how big or small the rally those same 3 or 4 folks showed up. Made me wonder if all they did was pick pocket crowds for a living.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (B06Zw)

44 Excuse me, is that a Black Man in that Twitter shot? We were told this was a White Supremacist function. What's he doing there?/S
Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (wzzJf)
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Exercising his white privilege. He actually said so! LOL

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)

45 Exercising his white privilege. He actually said so! LOL

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)

hahaha...I like that. I must remember to use that line.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (a0IVu)

46 OK, you knuckle-draggers. Next rally, not only do I screen for guns, I'm also going to screen for video recorders.
This honest reporting crap has to stop, NOW!

Posted by: The Guv at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (8AONa)

47 Expected CNN chyron

The Left prevents a mass murder shooting by not showing up and giving the Far Right the opportunity.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (VzbI8)

48 I think the infiltration count was low because the typical leftist desire to crap all over right wing demonstrations ran hard up against the lefts's irrational fear of guns and their eager willingness to cower before anyone who might actually do them harm.

Posted by: Downcast at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (fmsH/)

49 AOC contrasts today's gun rights march in Richmond with protests against Eric GGarne's killing: "Why were there almost no police officers" despite protesters "flying confederate flags and [carrying] semiautamtic weapons"?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Maybe because there was nothing illegal.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (5RARy)

50 Yessss !

What could have turned into a colossal ratfuck was instead as powerful a statement as one could have hoped for.
Because we are not the hateful stereotypes our enemies project on us !

Moar.
Of.
This !

#NotTiredOfWinningYet!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (zlgJP)

51 Like that laughable "Unite the Right" Tiki Torch Parade with identical khakis and white shirts in Charlottesville a couple years back?

Fooled the media, they're CERTAIN it was a huge meeting of right wing extremist white nationalists led and organized by a big time Obama supporter and campaign worker... wait...
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

The fact that they never bring up the name of the group or the parade tells me they know it was a fake---but they won't tell anyone.

But it was the macguffin to get Trump to comment--which they then distorted--so it's all good.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (CqE5x)

52 Just like every Trump rally.
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Speaking of which, there are reportedly 100,000 ticket requests for Trump's upcoming rally in NJ.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 05:19 PM (sWM8x)

53 She said this? Really? Not a spoof?

-
https://bit.ly/38o6bFz

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (+y/Ru)

54 By the way, another narrative being attempted by the left today: most of those people were bussed in from outside Virginia, it doesn't count!!!

Because, you know, they do that all the time, and cannot imagine someone else not doing it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (KZzsI)

55 Wait, there was a black dude at a White Supremacy/Neo-Nazi rally?


I'm gonna guess he wasn't the only one ...

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (WqPYg)

56 44 Excuse me, is that a Black Man in that Twitter shot? We were told this was a White Supremacist function. What's he doing there?/S
Posted by: Bill R. at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (wzzJf)
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Exercising his white privilege. He actually said so! LOL

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)

Clearly he was the servant of the White guy standing behind him, FORCING him to carry that flag.

It IS the South you know!

Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (NgKpN)

57 CBS radio's reports were full of breathless 'assault style weapons' descriptions

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (O98j8)

58 My heart bleeds for the poor liberals that didn't get their wish.

Oh wait, no it doesn't, because NO ONE GOT SHOT.

Posted by: pookysgirl, not armed but still dangerous at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (XKZwp)

59 Oh, and for us Wash state citizens, you've got a few weeks until the completely Blue Commie Olympia government the local Commies voted in will be banning mail-order ammo purchases, as well as requiring registration just to buy ammo.


So adjust your budgets accordingly, and order those 1,000 round cases SOON!

You know where all the biggest selections and best prices are already. Ammo prices in WA will be soaring in a few months.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (sy5kK)

60 The group that showed up to EVERY Tea Party rally I went to was the Lyndon LaRousch people.



No matter how big or small the rally those same 3 or 4 folks showed
up. Made me wonder if all they did was pick pocket crowds for a living.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 20, 2020 05:16 PM (B06Zw)

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They used to set up tables near entrances to public buildings such as court houses. For years they tended to be fairly highly educated people such as accountants and engineers. It appears that beginning 6 or 7 years ago they started recruiting whoever they can still find to man the tables and the appearances are much less frequent.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (5NMZN)

61 The Blog Pendulum swings all the way from Soy Boi Fashion to Real Patriots With Guns.

Swings "both ways", as it were.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (2aX9r)

62 Is this where I get me a huntin' license?

Posted by: John Kerry at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (aKsyK)

63 Just like every Trump rally.
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Speaking of which, there are reportedly 100,000 ticket requests for Trump's upcoming rally in NJ.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 20, 2020 05:19 PM (sWM8x)

The NJ media can't believe it. It's as if they think that just because NJ is "Blue", there are NO Trump supporters in the state.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (CqE5x)

64 Robert Creamer 9?) must have dozed off. Wasn't he the dem organizer always agitating at Tea Party rallies?
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He hired homeless and mentally unstable people to do the dirty work for him. Rewatch some of his Okeefe interviews. Dude is pure evil.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (7Fj9P)

65 Maybe because there was nothing illegal.

They were all guilty of Felony Free Expression and Existing Without Permission of the Radical Left!!!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

66 I gotta hand it to the guy lugging the M82 around. That thing ain't light even if the mag is empty.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (9V81o)

67 46. you'll likely expand the mandated gun-free zone too

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (O98j8)

68 Robert Heinlein: An armed society is a polite society.

Posted by: I'm the Honey Badger, BITCH! at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (N0If5)

69 45 Exercising his white privilege. He actually said so! LOL

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (/669Q)

hahaha...I like that. I must remember to use that line.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:17 PM (a0IVu)

I actually used 'Let me Mansplain this to you' on my Girlfriends daughter.

Her husband cracked up. I got elbowed by the girlfriend.

Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at January 20, 2020 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

70 "57 CBS radio's reports were full of breathless 'assault style weapons' descriptions

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:20 PM (O98j "




LOL, so were the Brit papers, lots of pictures of the heavily armed

Kinda wonder how many were shocked vs. how mmany were jealous ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:23 PM (zlgJP)

71 Northam is a coward.

Time for Virginny to ban him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)

72 It appears that beginning 6 or 7 years ago they started recruiting whoever they can still find to man the tables and the appearances are much less frequent.
Posted by: Undocumented at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (5NMZN)
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I guess once Lyndon died it just wasn't the same.

I still remember those election radio commercials that he would do when he was running for president. He phoned them in. I mean literally phoned them in.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (/669Q)

73 Excuse me, is that a Black Man in that Twitter shot? We were told this was a White Supremacist function. What's he doing there

********

Racist White Man wearing Blackface Carries Racist Trump Nazi Flag at Rally Supporting Violence Against Brown People and Women

Posted by: THIS. IS. CNN. at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (+dsLj)

74 That video was suppose to be the Kurds being slaughter by the Turks I though.

Posted by: Jeffrey Epstien (who didn't kill himself) at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (dYinJ)

75 Posted by: Lefty Leftowitz at January 20, 2020 05:23 PM (NgKpN)

Sock off

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:25 PM (NgKpN)

76 Is this where I get me a huntin' license?
Posted by: John Kerry
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How 'bout a beer...I'm gonna get me a beer.

Posted by: Lizzy Warren at January 20, 2020 05:25 PM (LxqES)

77 Is this where I get me a huntin' license?
Posted by: John Kerry
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How 'bout a beer...I'm gonna get me a beer.
Posted by: Lizzy Warren
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Ah ain't no ways tarred....

Posted by: Hillary at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (LxqES)

78 The little Asian chic that has the sign about "Do I look like a White Supremacist ?" cracks me up.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (xP+Ib)

79 first.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (JUOKG)

80 74 That video was suppose to be the Kurds being slaughter by the Turks I though.
Posted by: Jeffrey Epstien (who didn't kill himself) at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (dYinJ)

Considering, they could use it for pretty much anything- except night in the bad part of Chicago.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (2B9A/)

81 "66 I gotta hand it to the guy lugging the M82 around. That thing ain't light even if the mag is empty.

Posted by: Defenestratus at January 20, 2020 05:22 PM (9V81o) "




Yeah, definite kudos for him. Outstanding.

Brit tabloids were particularly offended by the Barrett.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (zlgJP)

82 #NotTiredOfWinningYet!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 20, 2020 05:18 PM (zlgJP)
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Yep!!

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (MVjcR)

83 Is this where I get me a huntin' license?
Posted by: John Kerry
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How 'bout a beer...I'm gonna get me a beer.
Posted by: Lizzy Warren at January 20, 2020 05:25 PM (LxqES)

Hey Buddy, watch out before I beat ya like a drum!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 20, 2020 05:26 PM (CqE5x)

84 I wear blue because I'm a common man.

Posted by: Bill Steyer at January 20, 2020 05:27 PM (LxqES)

85 One time I shot a bear with a frikkin' laser mounted on my head.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at January 20, 2020 05:27 PM (sWM8x)

86

OT

qdp, I found 2 different VietNamese places I will sample their Bahn Mi sandwich.

One is a restaurant with VietNamese dishes, the other is a small, hole-in-the-wall place that just does sandwiches. Both are family owned and operated.

I am trying the hole-in-the-wall place first, a couple of guys at the local watering hole said their food is great.

And with both your public review, and rhomboid's check list of what makes a good Bahn Mi sandwich, I have my outline to proceed with some good eating!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (sy5kK)

87 The main feeder route to the NJ Trump rally is being closed for maintenance - ten days before the rally.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j8)

88 NJ is "Blue", there are NO Trump supporters in the state.....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:21 PM (CqE5x)

So dumb of them. I recently got an invite to be part of a Conservative NJ group and they were having their organizational meeting in Central N.J.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (WI7YS)

89 Defenestratus

Barrett M82 =30 pounds.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (u82oZ)

90 In honoring the 2 amendment rally today, I could do no less than ordering a black rifle with the thing that goes up.

It should be here next week.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Mki/r)

91 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:29 PM (Zz0t1)

92 "This president and his - the Ku Klux Klans and the rest of them, they think they've beaten us again. But they have no idea - we're just coming back," Mr. Biden told the congregation.

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Thank you, Sundown Joe, and I guess if anybody knows about having no ideas, it's you.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:29 PM (+y/Ru)

93 The main feeder route to the NJ Trump rally is being closed for maintenance - ten days before the rally.
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j
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Which road is that, kallisto?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)

94 Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j

Send it to Trump. I wouldn't be surprised if leftie Governor Murphy wasn't involved.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (WI7YS)

95 We're lucky the news media didn't find a crazy to do real damage here, pipe bomb, pressure cooker, you know. Terrorists funding terrorists to do terrorism.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

96 The main feeder route to the NJ Trump rally is being closed for maintenance - ten days before the rally.
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (O98j

Think they'll blow this story up like that Bridgegate nothingburger?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (CqE5x)

97 Wait, Trump is having a rally in NJ?? How cool is that? I hope he goes to all the other blue states as well, if nothing else but to spook the Dems into spending resources in 'safe' states.

Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (a0IVu)

98 You can see on the faces of the TV libs

they know this is going down in flames

Trump should have ACQUITTED embroidered on the back of his jacket that he wears for the SOTU

Just so Nancy soccer balls can stare at it for an hour and a half

Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (rpxSz)

99 I'm waiting for Murphy--or some other NJ Dem--to say something like "Trump is not welcome here"

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:31 PM (CqE5x)

100 Thank you, Sundown Joe, and I guess if anybody knows about having no ideas, it's you.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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I had an idea once, but I've forgotten what it was...

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (LxqES)

101 Trump approval rating in CNN polls since impeachment started
August: 41%
September: 42%
October: 42%
November: 43%
December: 44%
January: 45%

Posted by: Mark1971 at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xPl2J)

102 It should be here next week.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Mki/r)


You are a Great American sir.

I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.

I'd rig it with a scout scope if I do it.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xP+Ib)

103 95 We're lucky the news media didn't find a crazy to do real damage here, pipe bomb, pressure cooker, you know. Terrorists funding terrorists to do terrorism.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Did antifa just run around and set fire to vicious white supremacist cars and other racist inanimate objects?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (2B9A/)

104 Northam is a coward.



Time for Virginny to ban him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)

What has Northam done other than try to get himself out of political banishment? This guy is known for only one thing, surviving. He has done nothing for anyone but himself. What a joke that people burned their own credibility to save this guy's career.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (n13/j)

105 If New Jersey is getting 100K requests for the President's rally, they should quickly find a venue holding at least half of that. Of course the permit/inspection mill would prevent that late in the game.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (C1Lsn)

106
I wear blue because I'm a common man.
Posted by: Bill Steyer


No fanfare for you!

Posted by: Aaron Copland at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (aKsyK)

107 32 8 Hiya, LCD!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:09 PM (d7Ww2)

Hi nurse!


My New Year's resolution list includes getting out on Saturday morning to the range with you expert shooters.

I am rusty. Please don't laugh too hard when I shoot. Snickering is ok, as long as you don't point.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)

108 assault style weapons

-
Repetitiously redundant.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (+y/Ru)

109
Which road is that, kallisto?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (/669Q)
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The main feeder route road.

Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (MVjcR)

110 An African-American man waving a Trump flag jokingly tells the crowd: I am Gov. Ralph Northam and I am in blackface today.


I prefer to see this as a fellow American exercising his God given rights.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (axyOa)

111 98 You can see on the faces of the TV libs

they know this is going down in flames

Trump should have ACQUITTED embroidered on the back of his jacket that he wears for the SOTU

Just so Nancy soccer balls can stare at it for an hour and a half
Posted by: REDACTED at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (rpxSz)
--------

I do hope he has a few zingers for Nancy during the SOTU. God knows she deserves them.

Posted by: WisRich at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (G0vdT)

112 I'm breathing a sigh of relief.

Not that gun owners do stupid shit, but very easy for someone to pose as one and completely change the narrative.

And every side has their idiots too.

Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (sjTfF)

113 Wait, Trump is having a rally in NJ?? How cool is that? I hope he goes to all the other blue states as well, if nothing else but to spook the Dems into spending resources in 'safe' states.
Posted by: IC at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (a0

Bingo.

Also, it tells other conservatives in blue states that , "hey get out and vote, you never know..."

Think about all the "red" voters in blue states who THINK their vote doesn't matter.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:33 PM (CqE5x)

114 93 rt. 47 headed into Wildwood. Anyone who spent time in Wildwood - Cape May knows it well.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j8)

115 The main feeder route road.
Posted by: Weasel at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (MVjcR)
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Ah, that clears it up, Weasel! Thanks.

I'm wondering if she means Route 55 or the GSP.

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (/669Q)

116 Gentlemen! You can't talk about guns in here....

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (QLPEO)

117 Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM



Hey, I've seen the Nurse shoot. She's no rookie.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (axyOa)

118 95 We're lucky the news media didn't find a crazy to
do real damage here, pipe bomb, pressure cooker, you know. Terrorists
funding terrorists to do terrorism.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:30 PM (Zz0t1)



Did antifa just run around and set fire to vicious white supremacist cars and other racist inanimate objects?



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (2B9A/)

still too early to get all the info about what happened. But this is a lesson to a lot of people in this country that you can't just scrounge up an Antifa. There is a reason Antifa shows up in certain states and cities. Those are the places they live.

Posted by: Quint at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (n13/j)

119 Trump should have a rally in Northern NJ too. Say, MetLife stadium where the Giants play....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (CqE5x)

120 As I have often said, why the Trump administration continues to give a single one of these nickefuckers the time of day is an utter mystery to me, and one I would love to ask the president about.

The Constitution guarantees a free press. It does not require that an admitted propaganda organ and outfit that provides daily aid and comfort to American enemies foreign and domestic be offered shelter inside the White House.

Just as Trump said Scankles should be in jail but never carried through, calling the MFM "the enemy of the people" and still hosting them in your house is the height of idiocy.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (Ki5SV)

121 Hoping that squirrelly dan shuts up now.

His "reports" were totally discredited.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (RfzVr)

122 "This president and his - the Ku Klux Klans and the rest of them, they
think they've beaten us again. But they have no idea - we're just coming
back," Mr. Biden told the congregation.'
Can someone please translate this for me. I can't, even.

Posted by: Lead Programmer, Bing Translation Team at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (QYd4k)

123 rt. 47 headed into Wildwood. Anyone who spent time in Wildwood - Cape May knows it well.
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j
--------

Ah, that I do. Are they closing Rio Grande?

Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (/669Q)

124 Babylon Bee: Media Offers Thoughts and Prayers That Someone Will Start Some Violence at the Virginia Gun Rights Rally

They must have been praying to Nergal, the Mesopotamian God of war, death and destruction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

125 Wait, Trump is having a rally in NJ?? How cool is that? I hope he goes to all the other blue states as well, if nothing else but to spook the Dems into spending resources in 'safe' states.
Posted by: IC



Master Troll level: "Sapphire"

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (QLPEO)

126 It's a good thing that this gun rights rally didn't happen on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard or we could expect that some shit would be going down right now!

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (ATCV4)

127 Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)

Hi nurse! Congrats to jarhead ratched!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (NWiLs)

128 No the GSP or Rte 9 are the detours. It will be a big obnoxious loop that has to be made, but oh well.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (O98j8)

129 should be here next week.
Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:28 PM (Mki/r)

You are a Great American sir.

I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.

I'd rig it with a scout scope if I do it.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xP+Ib),

I'm not partial to it either but with the Oregon legislative session starting February I want to have one as a F you. Been stock piling ammo and accessories.

Posted by: Beartooth at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (Mki/r)

130 Blago

Agree, but the people in VA know how serious this is. And concentrated on being serious.

Glad there was no "news".

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (u82oZ)

131 Northam is a coward.



Time for Virginny to ban him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 20, 2020 05:24 PM (Z+IKu)


Can't flimflam the Coonman!

Posted by: Gov Northam at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (2N7oZ)

132 I paper mache bazooka would have been neat though probably considered provocative. That's why I can't go to these things.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (VzbI8)

133 rt. 47 headed into Wildwood. Anyone who spent time in Wildwood - Cape May knows it well.
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j
--------

Ah, that I do. Are they closing Rio Grande?
Posted by: bluebell at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (/669Q

There's a Wall there...

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (CqE5x)

134 Bingo.

Also, it tells other conservatives in blue states that , "hey get out and vote, you never know..."

Think about all the "red" voters in blue states who THINK their vote doesn't matter.
Posted by: JoeF.

__________

I absolutely think there are several blue states that would be purple and even red if people stopped just thinking they were automatic blue states.

I mean I had long since considered Minnesota to be the bluest of the blue, Trump came within like a point of winning it in 2016. I think McMuffin cost him the outright win.

Posted by: Blago at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (sjTfF)

135 Hoping that squirrelly dan shuts up now.

His "reports" were totally discredited.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 05:34

You mean the guy who kept posting over and over that Markle is going to be the Dem VP, was wrong?
No way.

Posted by: Ha at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (NSFCQ)

136 Can't flimflam the Coonman!
Posted by: Gov Northam at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (2N7oZ)

Coonman
Come together with your Klan

Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (CqE5x)

137 Gentlemen! You can't talk about guns in here....

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM



***

OK.
Let me tell you what I've been doing while my brothers and sisters in Virginia have been assembled for our rights.
I have been installing Mrs D a brand new American Standard (because no other standard will do) Cadet 3.0 porcelain throne. It offers up 1.3 gallons of turd twirling flushing fury! This is the maximum bowl for the bowels!
Some leaks are permitted.
IFKWIMAITTYD!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)

138 So the violence has ended?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (/jcxk)

139 Don't the Trumptards know that this is not how it's supposed to go?

There was supposed to be fights and riots and shootings and people killed because, hey, all those icky white supremacists can't help it, being animals and all that.

How DARE THEY show up peacefully and petition for redress without shooting their bang bang sticks!

HOW DARE THEY!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)

140 Congratulations to Marine ratched. Your mama can breathe again.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (nnI2U)

141 Congrats to your Son, Nurse. Bravo!

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (2B9A/)

142 Hi nurse!


My New Year's resolution list includes getting out on Saturday morning to the range with you expert shooters.

I am rusty. Please don't laugh too hard when I shoot. Snickering is ok, as long as you don't point.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)


don't believe a single thing that damn nurse tells you.

Posted by: western washington woodpeckers at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (sy5kK)

143 I prefer to see this as a fellow American exercising his God given rights.

***************

I want all the Iranians who refused to walk on our flag to come here and in exchange we expel all the democrats to live in Iran since they just love fellating that islamic regime day and night.

But you know I'm like, all racist and shit.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (+dsLj)

144 : Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

Keeps them off the street, and under surveillance.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (u82oZ)

145 123. I am not sure. The detour starts at Hand Avenue, then turn onto rt. 9 South then left somewhere then left again then drive N to Wildwood.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (O98j8)

146 It's a good thing that this gun rights rally didn't
happen on Martin Luther King Jr. Boulevard or we could expect that some
shit would be going down right now!
Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 05:36 PM (ATCV4)


You know - I work with some guys, black and white, that still live in the more lively parts of town. The thing is - they all know the assholes that need beating. The Police routinely show up to prevent that beating.

The best thing that could happen in that part of town is Police just take a couple weeks off.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (xP+Ib)

147 They must have been praying to Nergal, the Mesopotamian God of war, death and destruction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)


Oh GreatLamashtu, why have thou forsaken us?

Posted by: MSNBC at January 20, 2020 05:39 PM (2N7oZ)

148 The American Standard is THE Standard of turd egress the world over.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (QLPEO)

149 122 Does anybody speak retard?

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (KNsKs)

150 Anyone see the pics of one black lady at the rally carrying a big ass rifle?

If every black woman packed heat like that in Chicago the murder rate would drop to zero overnight.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (+dsLj)

151 LOL, so were the Brit papers, lots of pictures of the heavily armed

People from other nations were horrified by the sight of Americans fully armed and brandishing weapons openly. They seem completely scandalized that you can actually own such a thing and show it in public, like the guys were walking around with big Jim and the twins hanging out.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

152 Nergal is the lead singer and guitarist for Behemoth

Posted by: steevy at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (KNsKs)

153 I'm glad it all worked out.

One of the lessons is that the Soros Menace is a lot weaker than it appears. He can throw money around and flip liberal seats to progressives, but his stone-cold ruthless operatives have yet to materialize.

Still, one must be vigilant.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (cfSRQ)

154 93 rt. 47 headed into Wildwood. Anyone who spent time in Wildwood - Cape May knows it well.
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:34 PM (O98j

They're kissin' in Cleveland, Kansas City, too
They're wailin' in Wildwood, back at Waterloo
They're smoochin' all over, even in St. Loo
So uh-baby get ready, I'm a-kissin' you
Oh, baby 'cause summertime is kissin' time USA....

Posted by: Zombie Bobby Rydell at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (Z+IKu)

155 Wait, WHAT? NY Times editorial board member explains paper's endorsement isn't necessarily about supporting that candidate

-
Pretty much the way I feel about work. I support it just so long as I don't have to do any myself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (+y/Ru)

156 Hey, I've seen the Nurse shoot. She's no rookie.

Posted by: Diogenes


Bah !

Posted by: Da woodpecker at January 20, 2020 05:41 PM (arJlL)

157 Also, it tells other conservatives in blue states that , "hey get out and vote, you never know..."

***********

A telltale sign of Trump's chances of winning reelection is when he is looking to expand the map rather than merely play defense.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (+dsLj)

158 The American Standard is THE Standard of turd egress the world over.

Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM


I know right!!??
They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (axyOa)

159 How many local Home Depots received calls from the media, "Do you still have tiki torches?"

When the answer was, "No, it's the middle of the winter you retards" there was probably a huffy, "I know my geography, you don't have to insult me!"

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (vPKfA)

160 One of the lessons is that the Soros Menace is a lot weaker than it appears. He can throw money around and flip liberal seats to progressives, but his stone-cold ruthless operatives have yet to materialize.

Their shock troops seem to be crazed homeless paid to show up and hold signs. Not particularly menacing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)

161 LeftCoast, sounds good!

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (L2ZTs)

162 I would pay good money to see Trump have a rally.

In Baltimore.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (jg1QG)

163 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)

**smishes Alex**

I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)

164 So, I have been shopping around for a new PC- 'shopping is really a lie, I will most likely go with Puget Systems again. Six and a half years out of a gaming system smooth as silk with nary an issue is no joke. So I have not been using the old system since it has the outcast windows 7 on it. It is a strange thing to check on ace on the weekend on the phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (2B9A/)

165
Dude, I'm a rookie.
This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (d7Ww2)


I'm assuming Same Time, Same Place.

correct?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (sy5kK)

166 They seem completely scandalized that you can actually own such a thing and show it in public, like the guys were walking around with big Jim and the twins hanging out.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (KZzsI)

You're joking, but I think that same principle is at work.

Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (CqE5x)

167 Coonman
Come together with your Klan
Posted by: Zombie Chris Cornell at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (CqE5x)


Well played.

This had actually just entered my head as well.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

168 This saturday, newly minted Marine Ratched will be with us! if you can make it, that would be awesome!



Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM

---
Congrats to you!

What's his favorite flavor of crayon?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (cfSRQ)

169 **smishes Alex**

I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)

What is a 'smish'? Given the components...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (2B9A/)

170 Ha, yeah, that guy. The Markle stuff was just stupid, but this morning , his claiming it was verified that buses of antifa had arrived, half of them dressed in MAGA gear really was ridiculous.

The guy can write in coherent sentences but none of his ideas are.

Posted by: cfo mom at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (RfzVr)

171 I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.
-------

The Mini-14 has a lot of appeal for me...the AR, not so much.

Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:45 PM (LxqES)

172 "The main feeder route"
The one that goes through Nurse Ratched's, that one?

Posted by: Woody W. XLIII at January 20, 2020 05:46 PM (DMUuz)

173 Their shock troops seem to be crazed homeless paid to show up and hold signs. Not particularly menacing.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (KZzsI)

---
Yes, and if local law enforcement/prosecutors weren't in the tank, they worst of the lot would be in jail and the rest would quit.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:46 PM (cfSRQ)

174 Off Zombie Chris Cornell ( who could fucking sing) sock

Posted by: JoeF. at January 20, 2020 05:46 PM (CqE5x)

175 [The left can't successfully imitate people on the right because they
literally know no one on the right. All of their attempts to imitate
just turn out to be the most absurd stereotypes they glean from CNN.]

While our own Zombie infiltrates them at will.

Posted by: davidt at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (l3+k2)

176 CNN was mostly peaceful in their violent rhetoric today.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (r+sAi)

177


They wanted another "Charlottesville".

They throw that one out there all the time, comes in handy.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (ikxxu)

178 The Mini-14 has a lot of appeal for me...the AR, not so much.
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:45 PM (LxqES)


I thought you only aimed double barreled shotguns at doors.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

179 **smishes Alex**

I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)


*smishes back*

I'm so sorry.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)

180 They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes

Ya don't have to blush when ya flush !

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (arJlL)

181 The one that goes through Nurse Ratched's, that one?

"Absolutely, boss"
--the other woodpeckers

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (KZzsI)

182 177


They wanted another "Charlottesville".

They throw that one out there all the time, comes in handy.

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (ikxxu)

Never mind that not even Charlottesville was Charlottesville.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

183 171 I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.
-------

The Mini-14 has a lot of appeal for me...the AR, not so much.
Posted by: Joey Biden at January 20, 2020 05:45 PM (LxqES)

If you want something different in the .556, check out KelTec's RDB Bullpup.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (VzbI8)

184 A telltale sign of Trump's chances of winning
reelection is when he is looking to expand the map rather than merely
play defense.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:42 PM (+dsLj)

Another is that the Democrats are talking electability, which is what you say when you try to convince yourself that your candidate has a snowball's chance of winning.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (vv8pr)

185 154 - Bobby Rydell is still alive! I went to school with someone who dated grown-up Bobby.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (O98j8)

186 kallisto what are you doing on the other side of the river? I missed it

Posted by: Skip at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (ZCEU2)

187
Can't flimflam the Coonman!
Posted by: Gov Northam


All your friends are clowns and reds.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (aKsyK)

188 Never mind that not even Charlottesville was Charlottesville.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (NWiLs)

This. A completely manufactured massacre.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (2B9A/)

189 Wait. Wait!

Before we get any further into this interview on gun rights, allow me to pull down my trousers so that you may directly speak into the MAGAphone.

Posted by: Fritz at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (ATCV4)

190 What is a 'smish'? Given the components...
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:44 PM (2B9A/)

Dunno, but I hear coconuts knocking.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (1CjJc)

191 If you don't get the joke, that references ABC running that footage (from an American gun range hosting a perfectly safe live fire exercise) as US troops supposedly under attack from ISIS.

Posted by: Ace at 05:06 PM

...

I AM IN A RAGE

Posted by: BEN ROTHLESBERGER at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (yL25O)

192 The American Standard is THE Standard of turd egress the world over.Posted by: eleven at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM
Clearly, you've never experienced the Ferguson.

Posted by: Al Bundy at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (DMUuz)

193 Trump should have a rally in Northern NJ too.

How about a rally in Citi Field? 1) DJT is a Queens guy; 2) the Mets need help in drawing a crowd.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (pPNCa)

194 150 Anyone see the pics of one black lady at the rally carrying a big ass rifle?

If every black woman packed heat like that in Chicago the murder rate would drop to zero overnight.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 20, 2020 05:40 PM (+dsLj)

To Paraphrase.

God did not make Men and Women equal.

But Col. Colt tried.

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (NgKpN)

195 147 They must have been praying to Nergal, the Mesopotamian God of war, death and destruction.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

I thought that was Gozer the Gozerian!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (Kpl3J)

196 163 Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:38 PM (GbPPJ)

**smishes Alex**

I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)

Sorry you're having a lousy day, man. Ain't been great shakes here either.

*brohug*

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (NWiLs)

197 I'm not a huge fan of the AR platform, but since it's what I was trained on, it's an easy sell.

I'm very partial to the Beretta CX4 Storm. Nice, ergonomic carbine that is crazy easy to clean. They don't sell well so you can get a deal. If you get the right kind, it takes 92 mags, so you can switch back and forth.

Paul Harrell has one, so it has to be good.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)

198 179 **smishes Alex**

I wish you, Eris and Bander were around. It's been a lousy day.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 20, 2020 05:43 PM (Ki5SV)


*smishes back*

I'm so sorry.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:47 PM (GbPPJ)

Greetings, my Queen. Your compassion and mercy are legendary.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (qhmX5)

199 They don't hate Trump. They hate us and want us dead.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM (PoHZ6)

200 OK.
Let me tell you what I've been doing while my brothers and sisters in Virginia have been assembled for our rights.
I have been installing Mrs D a brand new American Standard (because no other standard will do) Cadet 3.0 porcelain throne. It offers up 1.3 gallons of turd twirling flushing fury! This is the maximum bowl for the bowels!
Some leaks are permitted.
IFKWIMAITTYD!
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:37 PM (axyOa)



If there are leaks, you didn't install the wax ring correctly.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM (sy5kK)

201 I'm not entirely sure what a *smish* is so I shall give it a wide berth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

202 I'm assuming Same Time, Same Place.

correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

yep. Diogenes, any chance you can make it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (d7Ww2)

203 Hugs to those having a crap day...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)

204 174. I heard his cover of 'Nothing Compares 2 U' and just stood there motionless. The sound of his voice and the emotion were so good I just froze.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (O98j8)

205 This. A completely manufactured massacre.



Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:48 PM (2B9A/)

---
What "massacre?"

Someone got run over by a car. A single person.

Weird how that is a national emergency but not people using Home Depot trucks to mow down bike lanes in NYC.

Of course in NYC, the motive remains a mystery...

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

206 They don't hate Trump. They hate us and want us dead.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM (PoHZ6)


Don't kid yourself. They hate Trump. But yes, they hate us for electing him.

What they're doing with this impeachment crap should get them lined up and shot for treason.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (Zz0t1)

207 203 Hugs to those having a crap day...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)

{{{Ladyl}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (NWiLs)

208 Insom a smish is the Northern variant of a smush.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (nnI2U)

209 Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (cfSRQ)

Got one of those. I collect as many 9mm carbines as I can sans the AR platform. My dream is that Glock will see the money making opportunity and one day make one of their own.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (VzbI8)

210 I'm not entirely sure what a *smish* is so I shall give it a wide berth.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)


Well, it has 'mish' in it, so I'm a fan of whatever it is.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (Zz0t1)

211 201
I'm not entirely sure what a *smish* is so I shall give it a wide berth.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (NWiLs)

---
I'm your huckleberry!

Posted by: Shep! at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (cfSRQ)

212 Yeah I think I read someone brought a BMG 50 cal rifle. In case he had to shoot through an armored car, or something.

Again: the 2nd amendment isn't about need. Its about freedom. It doensn't permit anything. It restricts the government from attempting to restrain self defense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (KZzsI)

213 Of course in NYC, the motive remains a mystery...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

In CA, motives have been determined to cause cancer.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NWiLs)

214 208 Insom a smish is the Northern variant of a smush.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (nnI2U)

Does it change at the Mason Dixon line?

Us Westerners want to know!

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

215 I am having a good day, so I will emanate my good day emanations all over everyone. Cause I'm a giver.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (qhmX5)

216 If there are leaks, you didn't install the wax ring correctly.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM

The newer 'poly' foam rings are vastly superior to wax rings. Well worth the upcharge.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (DMUuz)

217 I'm assuming Same Time, Same Place.

correct?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

yep. Diogenes, any chance you can make it?

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM



I shall try.

:-)

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (axyOa)

218 To bad about that rally for gun rights... I was hoping someone would start singing that old coca cola song about teaching the world to sing.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (myjNJ)

219 {{{Insom!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (TdMsT)

220 I heard his cover of 'Nothing Compares 2 U' and just stood there motionless. The sound of his voice and the emotion were so good I just froze.
Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (O98j


Yeah. Another talented yet tortured soul taken from this life too early.

DAMN you, hollywood lifestyle.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (Zz0t1)

221 208 Insom a smish is the Northern variant of a smush.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (nnI2U)

These strange regional dialects confuse and frighten me.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (NWiLs)

222 If you want something different in the .556, check out KelTec's RDB Bullpup.
===========That's a wild looking config. Any idea what the ~price point is?

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (7Fj9P)

223 I heard his cover of 'Nothing Compares 2 U' and just stood there motionless. The sound of his voice and the emotion were so good I just froze.

Yeah Chris Cornell was the greatest singer of his generation, maybe of my lifetime although Bowie has a serious claim to that. Eddie Vedder is close but he cannot freaking enunciate to save his life. Mark Lanagan could be close.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (KZzsI)

224 I know it's not nice to scare the Snowflakes, but the guy with the Barret was right on. He should have had a sign showing the number of crimes committed with the big fifties, with the big fat zero on it. Also, what would have been cool is if the gang from the Knob Creek machine gun shoot could have been there, dragging one of those old wheeled Russian Maxims with the armor front plate. Here again, sign with number of crimes committed being zero.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (C1Lsn)

225 What "massacre?"

Someone got run over by a car. A single person.

Weird how that is a national emergency but not people using Home Depot trucks to mow down bike lanes in NYC.

Of course in NYC, the motive remains a mystery...
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:52 PM (cfSRQ)

That is my point. A single person gets run over by a car (who was blocking traffic, might I add) and yet the references to Charlottesville are like references to Fort Pillow in their gravity.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (2B9A/)

226 If there are leaks, you didn't install the wax ring correctly.



Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM


I tried the one that came with the system but it didn't work. So I put in a slightly bigger one.

You know what they say...if the wax don't grip, you cannot sit.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (axyOa)

227 Ditto that Ladyl. Free hugs to whoever wants them

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (dUJdY)

228 Failfornia has made war on water use now. They are trying to make it cost a buck a flush.

Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (Y274z)

229 186. I'm still home, just telling the board how Rt. 47 headed into Wildwood is now closed for repair ten days before the Trump event.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (O98j8)

230 {{{Jewells45}}}

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (NWiLs)

231 Does it change at the Mason Dixon line?



Us Westerners want to know!

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (NgKpN)

---
West of the Mississippi it's "smutch," until you get to California.

There it's surprise anal.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (cfSRQ)

232 Insom, wait until you hear somebody in Texas say something tumped over.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (nnI2U)

233 Does it change at the Mason Dixon line?

The Sun Tea, it changes everything

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (KZzsI)

234 212
Yeah I think I read someone brought a BMG 50 cal rifle. In case he had to shoot through an armored car, or something.




I saw that footage. Guy looks like Chris Stirewalt. Complete puff pastry.

Dude, just because you own a big gun doesn't make you a badass.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

235 Smish, smushI was a grazin' a brunchDown at the Cracker Barrel ...

Posted by: Aspiring C&W Song Writer at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (DMUuz)

236 218 To bad about that rally for gun rights... I was hoping someone would start singing that old coca cola song about teaching the world to sing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (myjNJ)

I'd like to teach the world to shoot
and hit concentric rings
I'd hold the shotgun in my hand
and hit those hard clay things

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (NgKpN)

237 The newer 'poly' foam rings are vastly superior to wax rings. Well worth the upcharge.


Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere


The ultimate upgrade is that I'm no longer willing to do that job. I'll hire someone, thanks very much.

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (T6t7i)

238 Dude, just because you own a big gun doesn't make you a badass.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

More badass than last thread subjects. But, low bar.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (1CjJc)

239 Failfornia has made war on water use now. They are trying to make it cost a buck a flush.

Maybe it's a tax to fund washing the poop off the streets of San Fran.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (pPNCa)

240 216 If there are leaks, you didn't install the wax ring correctly.Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:50 PM

The newer 'poly' foam rings are vastly superior to wax rings. Well worth the upcharge.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austerly Austere at January 20, 2020 05:53 PM (DMUuz)


Now everyone can figure out how long it has been since I installed a new toilet.

I think it was in 2009. And I did an excellent job. No leaks, ever.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (sy5kK)

241 Congratulations for your newly-minted Marine Ratched, Nurse!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (TdMsT)

242 Greetings, my Queen. Your compassion and mercy are legendary.
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (qhmX5)


Love and despair, bitches.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)

243 Sun Tea. Wrote The Art of War. Okay, that sucked.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (qhmX5)

244 I saw that footage. Guy looks like Chris Stirewalt. Complete puff pastry.

Dude, just because you own a big gun doesn't make you a badass.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

Well, if he lugged it around all day, I dare say he is less puffy than when he began this morning.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (2B9A/)

245 What "massacre?"

Someone got run over by a car. A single person.

-
It was like the Little Big Horn except they used cars instead of arrows.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (+y/Ru)

246 Didn't know they still had flush toilets in CA.

Posted by: klaftern at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (RuIsu)

247 You know what they say...if the wax don't grip, you cannot sit rip.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM

Dude. Rhyme or mime.

Posted by: zombie Johnny Cochrane at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (DMUuz)

248 215 I am having a good day, so I will emanate my good day emanations all over everyone. Cause I'm a giver.
======

I'm ready....

Posted by: Mayor Buttlpug at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (JcXHH)

249 {{Insom}}!!

Do you all want to know how tired I am? No? Well, tough shit, I'm gonna tell you anyway. I went to bed at 8:30 last night and slept straight thru until 6:30 this morning. I had already texted our new gal and said you can come in an hour late.. this doesn't happen to our fine city everyday! You won't be docked for it either. Ahhh.. the pleasure of being a boss and you can make decisions like that! lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

250 Failfornia has made war on water use now. They are trying to make it cost a buck a flush.
Posted by: torabora at January 20, 2020 05:55 PM (Y274z)


Why flush? Just go shit in the street like everyone else.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

251 You know what they say...if the wax don't grip, you cannot sit.





Posted by: Diogenes


If the ring don't retain
You must abstain

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (T6t7i)

252 Dude, just because you own a big gun doesn't make you a badass.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:56 PM (T6t7i)

They used to say that to Johnny Wadd. But they wuz wrong.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (Kpl3J)

253 I think smishes are only between girls, because they have soft smooshy bits.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (KZzsI)

254 242 Greetings, my Queen. Your compassion and mercy are legendary.
Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 05:49 PM (qhmX5)


Love and despair, bitches.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)

Your loyal retainer applauds you. Applaud.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (qhmX5)

255 The ultimate upgrade is that I'm no longer willing to do that job. I'll hire someone, thanks very much.
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (T6t7i)

It's a crappy job, but not one I'm willing to hire out.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM (1CjJc)

256 The ultimate upgrade is that I'm no longer willing to do that job. I'll hire someone, thanks very much.


Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 05:57 PM (T6t7i)

---
My father has a full set of high-quality tools, well-organized.

He never uses them. Once he hit a certain income level, he found people to do stuff for him.

I'm not there yet.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (cfSRQ)

257 Failfornia has made war on water use now. They are trying to make it cost a buck a flush.

-
Why pay when there's a sidewalk right outside?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (+y/Ru)

258 Do you all want to know how tired I am? No? Well, tough shit, I'm gonna tell you anyway. I went to bed at 8:30 last night and slept straight thru until 6:30 this morning. I had already texted our new gal and said you can come in an hour late.. this doesn't happen to our fine city everyday! You won't be docked for it either. Ahhh.. the pleasure of being a boss and you can make decisions like that! lol!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (dUJdY)

Nice!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (NWiLs)

259 223. the funny thing is I was at a store in the ghetto mall and the music came from next door, the 'Sound of Audio' shop was playing Sirius to showcase some speakers . The proprietor of the shop I was in did NOT appreciate it.

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (O98j8)

260 {{{Jewells}}}


Our benevolent dictator!!!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 06:01 PM (TdMsT)

261 Why flush? Just go shit in the street like everyone else.

Problem solved.
Posted by: Sponge at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (Zz0t1)

They should stage a shit-in in protest.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:02 PM (1CjJc)

262 246
Didn't know they still had flush toilets in CA.

Posted by: klaftern at January 20, 2020 05:59 PM (RuIsu)

---
Only in the rural parts. In the cities they just crap in chamber pots and dump it in the street.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:02 PM (cfSRQ)

263 I stopped talking about guns a while back. Because I am paranoid about the government and the internetz.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (qhmX5)

264 Ladyl.. she nearly shit. She texted back.. really? I said yeah man.. it's cool. Celebrate tonight.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (dUJdY)

265 You know you're in Arkansas when the 5 o'clock news opens with an overturned chicken truck. Chickens everywhere, running amok. The horrors, the horrors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (C1Lsn)

266 #ChrisCornellSoWhite, lol

Posted by: kallisto - at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (O98j8)

267 Love and despair, bitches.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 20, 2020 05:58 PM (GbPPJ)



Your loyal retainer applauds you. Applaud.

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:00 PM


*Looks around wildly *
*Looks down*
*applauds*

Posted by: Duncanthrax The AweSteer at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (DMUuz)

268
Did Ralph "Coonman" Northam come out and wow the crowd with his Michael Jackson moonwalk moves?

'Cause you just know he wants to!

And he would have, too, last year if it wasn't for his cotton boll handing out, cotton picking wife ...

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (pNxlR)

269 What "massacre?"



The Alice's restaurant massacree.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (myjNJ)

270 "Legal Insurrection" has good pictures of the rally including a video about 1/4 of the way down with one AA fellow wearing a pin which says "Guns keep people safe" The man says the media completely mischaracterizes the rally and then he makes fun of Governor Northam:

https://tinyurl.com/r4k5lo9

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (WI7YS)

271 265
You know you're in Arkansas when the 5 o'clock news opens with an
overturned chicken truck. Chickens everywhere, running amok. The
horrors, the horrors.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:03 PM (C1Lsn)

---
As God is my witness, I thought chickens could fly.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (cfSRQ)

272 Did Ralph "Coonman" Northam come out and wow the crowd with his Michael Jackson moonwalk moves?

'Cause you just know he wants to!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM)

What are you talking aboot? I own the Michael Jackson impression.

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (SfYbS)

273 Now for the big question:
Why did Queen drop the intro to Bohemian Rhapsody in its live show?

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (T6t7i)

274 You know what else didn't happen? No rapes and murders of nonagenarians.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 20, 2020 06:06 PM (4TeuI)

275 The man says the media completely mischaracterizes the rally and then he makes fun of Governor Northam:

https://tinyurl.com/r4k5lo9
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:04 PM (WI7YS)

Worst violent white supremacist ever.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:06 PM (1CjJc)

276 273 Now for the big question:
Why did Queen drop the intro to Bohemian Rhapsody in its live show?
Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (T6t7i)

Because it could NEVER compete with the intro to " Relax"???

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (qhmX5)

277 273 Now for the big question: 
Why did Queen drop the intro to Bohemian Rhapsody in its live show?

Posted by: pep at January 20, 2020 06:0

To get to the other side?

Posted by: The Chicken at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (NSFCQ)

278 A bunch of crazy, lunatic, stupid, unhinged, gun nuts came together in VA, and nothing happened. It is almost as if this is not the group of people responsible for gun violence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)

279 What are you talking aboot? I own the Michael Jackson impression.
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (SfYbS)


Then you can teach the Harry formerly known as Prince a new dance routine.

Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (pPNCa)

280 278
A bunch of crazy, lunatic, stupid, unhinged, gun nuts came together in
VA, and nothing happened. It is almost as if this is not the group of
people responsible for gun violence.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (dNzKv)

---
Curious as to the body counts in Chicago and Baltimore today.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:08 PM (cfSRQ)

281 LOL Legal Insurrection has a picture of a smiling AA man holding a sign with a picture of Northam in blackface or in the KKK outfit and the sign says "The man behind the sheet wants to take your guns."
That was clever.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (WI7YS)

282 Thanks for the well wishes all yall!

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (d7Ww2)

283 279 What are you talking aboot? I own the Michael Jackson impression.
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 20, 2020 06:05 PM (SfYbS)

Then you can teach the Harry formerly known as Prince a new dance routine.
Posted by: Basement Cat at January 20, 2020 06:07 PM (pPNCa)

does he have a symbol yet?

You know, the Royal formerly known as Prince?

Posted by: Don Q-Bot. at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

284 one AA fellow wearing a pin which says "Guns keep people safe"
------

MLK (R) was a gun owner, and believed gun ownership was prudent.

You know who was denied a CCW?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:10 PM (LxqES)

285 Don Q-bot, made me LOL

Posted by: skywch at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (IWvy/)

286 Gosh, some of those guys looked like they didn't wash up after the cross burning. *rolls eyes so hard*

Posted by: no good deed at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (MmFTx)

287 I know right!!??
They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes



*******

Light a candle, then jiggle the handle.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (m45I2)

288 Your poem at 236 I mean

Posted by: skywch at January 20, 2020 06:11 PM (IWvy/)

289 RE: Impeachment...4 Senators running against the president, about to vote on whether he attempted to interfere in the upcoming election.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 20, 2020 06:12 PM (0jZvB)

290 And the Asian American woman holding a sign which says, "Do I look like a white supremacist?"

That's great.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (WI7YS)

291 *Dodge Charger hits crowd of antifa like bowling pins*
*jumps ramp*
*freeze frame*
Narrator: Now I have no idea how the Duke boys are gonna get out of this mess.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (rJTrg)

292 There was a Daisy Duke, yes?

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (qhmX5)

293 To bad about that rally for gun rights... I was hoping someone would start singing that old coca cola song about teaching the world to sing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at January 20, 2020 05:54 PM (myjNJ)

You have a cruel streak.

Posted by: tbodie at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (sVGvG)

294 You know who was denied a CCW?

Hitler ?

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (arJlL)

295 I don't even like the AR platform. I've got a Mini-14. But damn, they keep making me give that Ruger 556 the side-eye just out of spite.

I'd rig it with a scout scope if I do it.

Posted by: Shit Happens at January 20, 2020 05:32 PM (xP+Ib)

The Ruger AR is a good, hiccup free rifle. More accurate than my Mini 30 too. Both are dependable. Serious stuff, I'd pick up the Ruger AR.

Posted by: Agiatator at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (dPbYy)

296 290 And the Asian American woman holding a sign which says, "Do I look like a white supremacist?"

That's great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (WI7YS)

A very clever white supremacist.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (1CjJc)

297

They wanted another Charlotesville
They would've settled for Lucasville*
They got Hootersville





*Lucasville, Ohio prison riot, 1993

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (2zMax)

298 296 290 And the Asian American woman holding a sign which says, "Do I look like a white supremacist?"

That's great.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 20, 2020 06:13 PM (WI7YS)

A very clever white supremacist.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 20, 2020 06:14 PM (1CjJc)


Ah, those crafty Asian White Supremacists!

Posted by: tubal at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (qhmX5)

299 I know right!!??
They got a high tech flapper for every crapper.
Posted by: Diogenes


*******

Light a candle, then jiggle the handle.
Posted by: Muldoon


Don't light anything!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (5RARy)

300 Any news on Slapweasel? Been away all day

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (N3JsI)

301 I think it's pretty clear that Antifa has as much likelihood of infiltrating a MAGA rally as the Tuskegee Airmen of sneaking into the Luftwaffe.

Actually, the sells the Tuskegee Airmen short, since they were amazing pilots and much, much more intelligent than Antifa.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (cfSRQ)

302 Anyone else kind of pissed off that we have to describe Americans by their skin color who are expressing political opinions?

I fucking hate Progressive Assholes.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (2B9A/)

303 You know who was denied a CCW?

Da woodpecker ?

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (arJlL)

304 294 MLK was denied a CCW. A GI, searching Hitler's Munich home, found a Smith and Wesson 22 and a permit to carry same issued to one A. Hitler.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (C1Lsn)

305 *Lucasville, Ohio prison riot, 1993





Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (2zMax)

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If you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

306
Any news on Slapweasel? Been away all day

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine



What's going on?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (2zMax)

307 303
You know who was denied a CCW?



Da woodpecker ?

Posted by: JT at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (arJlL)
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The otter.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

308

I'm trying to educate you.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (2zMax)

309 If you have to explain the joke, it isn't funny.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (cfSRQ)

That should go on the Mast Head as well. *raises guilty hand*

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (2B9A/)

310 Ah, those crafty Asian White Supremacists!
Posted by: tubal

Asian white supremacists are the most inscrutable of all white supremacists.

Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (SfYbS)

311 I'm trying to educate you.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:17 PM (2zMax)

The correct usage is 'edumacate', sir. Please make a note of it.

Posted by: AOSHQ Style Guide Majordomo at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (2B9A/)

312 304
294 MLK was denied a CCW. A GI, searching Hitler's Munich home, found a
Smith and Wesson 22 and a permit to carry same issued to one A. Hitler.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 20, 2020 06:16 PM (C1Lsn)

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Hitler did a lot of awful things, but he also was the one who killed Hitler.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (cfSRQ)

313 Close enough to real for my tastes. The media eat that shit up and use it against us.

Posted by: Bringer of Info at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (7s3Gx)

314
Half of you are from Rio Linda, or act like it.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (2zMax)

315 Nood.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (2B9A/)

316 Asian white supremacists are the most inscrutable of all white supremacists.
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 20, 2020 06:18 PM (SfYbS)


Worse than White Hispanics?

Posted by: ALH at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (A7tBu)

317 nood

Posted by: nurse ratched at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (d7Ww2)

318 Soothsayer. Liver issue got bad and I believe he went to the ER. See late ONT and I believe start of JJ.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at January 20, 2020 06:19 PM (N3JsI)

319 297

They wanted another Charlotesville
They would've settled for Lucasville*
They got Hootersville





*Lucasville, Ohio prison riot, 1993

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:15 PM (2zMax)

I just pointing out the obvious but in Petticoat Junction that was basically douche water coming out of the towns water supply.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (JFO2v)

320 To bad about that rally for gun rights... I was hoping someone would start singing that old coca cola song about teaching the world to sing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
---------

Sadly, no rain, so Melanie and 'Candles in the Rain' wouldn't work.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (LxqES)

321
The Left's craving for right wing violence is unfulfilled and unrequited. They have political blue balls, if you will. Time for a false flag event?

I hope this isn't the part at the end of the movie where the vanquished monster suddenly reappears, very much alive and meaner than ever.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 20, 2020 06:20 PM (1PyAH)

322
It offers up 1.3 gallons of turd twirling flushing fury!


It is so exciting to see, you'll pull its handle again and again!

And again!

And that turd'll still not be on its way!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (pNxlR)

323 I don't unner stan! That little pasty potato head guy on CNN promised me there'd be a nukular war in Richmond Virginia today!

You tellin me I bunkered down for nuthin!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 20, 2020 06:22 PM (e284m)

324 Whelp - Hot Air let "Capt. Underoos" aka AllahPundit out from under the VIP tent to post something and, yeah, you guessed it...the commenters lashed rope around his legs and drug him around the virtual parking lot of Hot Air.

He doesn't care for Dershowitz apparently - He thinks that Alan is a boob for defending Trump against the lack of a crime. Cpt. Underoos analysis on the case of the Dem of Impeachment? Hey, Trump is just like a corrupt Mayor who wants insider info from a company on its stock or he ain't issuing you your rightful building permits.

Never mind that Ukraine is not a US company entitled to the freedoms to operate like a US company, or that the US President decides foreign policy, or that the US tax payers have superior rights to avoid having their money stolen over the rights of said foreign country, or even that, the "permit to build" in Cpt. Underoos analogy was issued with having to give any insider info..etc etc

Hey, Salem - never give a three year old a crayon and point him towards a blank wall if you don't want to scrape or paint over the gibberish that is about to happen.

Posted by: Boswell at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (32YRo)

325 And the Asian American woman holding a sign which says, "Do I look like a white supremacist?"

"I could pull off that look"
--Justin 'eyebrows' Trudeau

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 20, 2020 06:23 PM (KZzsI)

326
Liver issue got bad and I believe he went to the ER. See late ONT and I believe start of JJ.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine


Oh jeez.
Okay, thanks.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 20, 2020 06:24 PM (2zMax)

327 The clips I've seen of the marchers make me proud of my fellow Americans.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 20, 2020 06:26 PM (d6Ksn)

328 So glad it ended well. all's I gots to say.
JWM

Posted by: jwm at January 20, 2020 06:27 PM (HnUoF)

329 Hugs to those having a crap day...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 20, 2020 05:51 PM (TdMsT)


Thanks, I need it.

Posted by: Ralph Northam at January 20, 2020 06:29 PM (2N7oZ)

330 To bad about that rally for gun rights... I was hoping someone would start singing that old coca cola song about teaching the world to sing.
Posted by: Madamemayhem
---------

Sadly, no rain, so Melanie and 'Candles in the Rain' wouldn't work.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Just a few, sputtering attempts at Kumbaya

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at January 20, 2020 06:36 PM (7Llwi)

331 Poe's Law seems to affect many stories in the BB.

Posted by: jdgalt at January 20, 2020 07:04 PM (3SFo/)

332 Ever notice that pantifa only gets frisky in anti gun states? I wonder why that is...

Posted by: Beauslx at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (GP/Wu)

333 A gun rights rally where that many of the marchers are peace officers in uniform is not going to end badly.

Posted by: jdgalt at January 20, 2020 07:06 PM (3SFo/)

334 I am so proud of those 2A supporters! And so relieved that anti-fa apparently chickened out. I bet anti-fa's numbers were so small that they didn't feel they could sabotage the atmosphere of the rally.

Posted by: Emmie at January 20, 2020 07:40 PM (87gB3)

335 The left can't successfully imitate people on the right because they literally know no one on the right.

I recall back in '94 when the GOP took the House and the Senate. For the longest time - weeks, even - the NPR people were doing endless interviews with the Democrats about how did the GOP happen to win this? and what are the challenges facing the GOP? and what does the GOP need to do now that they have the majority? and a lot of questions about how Congress was going to be, now that the GOP held the reins.

Not once did they ever interview anyone from the GOP. It gradually occurred to me that they literally did not know anyone in the GOP. Apparently, that hasn't changed a bit in the ensuing 25 years. Does J-school issue them a sacrosanct Rolodex upon graduation?

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at January 20, 2020 07:53 PM (17+9D)

336 330 "I'd like to teach the world to aim,
In perfect alignment,
No awkward breathe, bad trigger squeeze,
Bullets where they're meant..."

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 20, 2020 10:12 PM (ABuva)

337 CNN to Virginia: "Drop Dead... Please?"

Posted by: Another Anon at January 21, 2020 01:02 AM (UHq0G)

338 Bets on when the next One Name shows up with a CNN poll on impeachment?

Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:05 AM (Z658e)

339 Good lord, 338 already?

Did you people eat Comcast High Speed Internet for breakfast?

Posted by: jsg at January 21, 2020 08:07 AM (Z658e)

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