ISIS' Own "Jabba the Hut," An Enormously Fat Terrorist Specializing in Murder and Rape, Seized by an Intense Craving for Olive Garden and Also the Iraqi Military Special Forces But Mostly the Iraqi Military Special Forces

I wonder if Trump's top Button Man, Rudy Giuliani, arranged this.

The Iraqi military have bagged a big 'un.
The 560-pound Islamic State mufti known as "Jabba the Hutt" is so enormously fat, after he was captured, Iraqi forces had to load him onto a flatbed truck because he couldn't fit in a police car.
"He is nearly as obese as Jim Swift of the Bulwark," said a source.

Okay, no source actually said that.

But they should have.

The ISIS heavyweight Abu Abdul Bari--also known as Shifa al-Nima--put the fat in fatwa," according to the New York Post.
Bari was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team of the Nineveh regiment in the city of Mosul, Stars and Stripes reported on Friday. Despite his morbid obesity, the Islamic State official was known to be a cruel monster who raped and murdered civilians.

A British national who fought alongside the Iraqi militia said:

"As long as the Devil bastes him properly Shifa al Nima should crisp nicely in hell... He literally looks like the world's biggest chicken," Gifford said, adding: "Good luck hanging him Iraq."

That's a real quote. I didn't make that one up.

I thought this was all fake, but it's not.

I'm delighted to say that the Islamic States very own Jabba the Hut has been captured in Mosul.
Responsible for the execution of men, women and children.
This animal raped and murdered.

Good luck hanging him Iraq 😬 pic.twitter.com/r1naWIXYMA
— Macer Gifford (@macergifford) January 16, 2020

Counter-terrorism GAINZZZZZ...!

Speaking of hugely fat religious-maniac monsters:

Our second amendment isn't under attack. Our state may well be under attack, though, if violent mobs succeed in assembling in Richmond Monday. A normal president would urge calm and offer assistance. But that is the way of a president, not of a demagogue. https://t.co/LXS4Mtlbja
— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) January 17, 2020

Do you think we have a flatbed truck with shocks enough for this specimen?

Posted by: Ace at 07:00 PM

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1 Despite his morbid obesity, the Islamic State official was known to be a cruel monster who raped and murdered civilians.

I don't want to question the news media reports (heh), but how exactly would that be mechanically possible?

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:02 PM (T6t7i)

2 St

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 17, 2020 07:03 PM (gm6qY)

3 Rd

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 17, 2020 07:03 PM (gm6qY)

4 Th

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 17, 2020 07:03 PM (gm6qY)

5 A normal president would urge calm and offer assistance. But that is the way of a president, not of a demagogue.

Well, you obese, spherically oblate little turd, if protecting my rights requires a demagogue, I'm good with that.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:03 PM (T6t7i)

6 An Enormously Fat Terrorist Specializing in Murder and Rape
.........

He can find his penis?

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:03 PM (v0R5T)

7 I thought Jerry Nadler was in Washington DC.

The things I learn here....

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (Z+IKu)

8 He's literally the only guy who will ever need Snake Diet Guy so we can hang him.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Carl Gustav! at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (rLZe7)

9 The hellfire probably would have bounce off

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (Eu98u)

10 thats just Nadler

Posted by: Avi at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (kSq2k)

11
counter-terrorism GAINZZZZZ

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (PbpT7)

12 Maybe it was before his pecker disappeared into his belly fat.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (gm6qY)

13 Anyone he could catch deserves their fate.

Posted by: navybrat at large at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (w7KSn)

14 "As long as the Devil bastes him properly Shifa al Nima should crisp nicely in hell... He literally looks like the world's biggest chicken," Gifford said, adding: "Good luck hanging him Iraq."

That must be that fabled British understatement.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (ykYG2)

15 Damn it's like Romney and Kristol have contest with each other to see who can say the most enraging thing of the day.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (WEBkv)

16 Good luck hanging him Iraq

This is why we have heavy lift helicopters.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:04 PM (T6t7i)

17 This guy had to be eating hummus out of a trough.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Carl Gustav! at January 17, 2020 07:05 PM (rLZe7)

18 The rare and elusive Desert Manatee

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 07:05 PM (XShdm)

19 Looks like no one will be collecting that bounty on Abu al-Solo now.

Posted by: Reactor Axe Man at January 17, 2020 07:05 PM (XLWxL)

20 Slowly getting caught up.

My big question from a couple threads back:

Is anyone going to tell Ace there's no such thing as a Bonded Wearhouse?

(OTOH, that would be a good name for a discount semi-formal wear store, now that Men's Wearhouse's owner has gone full Bush Derangement Syndrone. Maybe someone should go back and check what he thinks of Bush now, like maybe he's all "Now that I've seen Trump...")

Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (dwojT)

21 >>>Is anyone going to tell Ace there's no such thing as a Bonded Wearhouse?

warehouse. I know I typo'd it as soon as I wrote it.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)

22 I don't wanna insinuate guilt by association...but the comments in response to Kristol's tweet are quite telling.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (0jZvB)

23 >>An Enormously Fat Terrorist Specializing in Murder and Rape

That guy looks like the only thing he could rape would be a bag of Doritos.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (XShdm)

24 This is why we have heavy lift helicopters.

We're going to need to lend the Iraqis one of our Orion rockets to get that lard ass over the gibbet platform.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (ykYG2)

25 Our second amendment isn't under attack. Our state may well be under
attack, though, if violent mobs succeed in assembling in Richmond
Monday.

Our state? I share nothing with you, you pullulating little insect.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (T6t7i)

26 Kristol is turning a blind eye to all the violence from the left.

Boy, won't he be in for a surprise if they ever gain power.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (WEBkv)

27 Hold me.

Posted by: The Jail Ficus at January 17, 2020 07:07 PM (uEbPt)

28 >>>there's no such thing as a Bonded Wearhouse?

I guarantee it!

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:07 PM (0jZvB)

29 now, if there's also no such thing as a bonded warehouse and they just made up a Non-Fact that sounded completely real, well, then that means they're really really good screenwriters.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

30 hiya

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 07:07 PM (arJlL)

31 This story cheered me up so much.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 07:07 PM (oVJmc)

32 18 The rare and elusive Desert Manatee
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 07:05 PM (XShdm)
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And obviously not a protected species.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 07:07 PM (WEBkv)

33 so does everyone know that Beverly Hills Cop was originally supposed to star Sylvester Stallone?

But he wanted it to be more of an action film, and he pushed it to have less comedy and more hardcore action.

Eventually he dropped out.

BUT, legend has it that he took a lot of the ideas he had for the more hardcore version of the film, and rewrote them into a script.

And that script was... COBRA.

And now you know.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:08 PM (PbpT7)

34 The rare and elusive Desert Manatee

Elusive? This guy couldn't outrun a tectonic plate movement.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:08 PM (T6t7i)

35 OMG - Time for the daily "F--K Bill Kristol" mantra.

What's happening in VA is outrageous. Steping way back, 2nd amendment to the Right is what abortion and gay rights are to the Left. For the Left to understand what the Right thinks about VA, they have to imagine how they would react if, say, California suddenly had a veto proof GOP Legislature and Governor and immediately moved to outlaw abortion and gayness, required all gays and abortioners to register with the State, and outlawed the consumption of Kale and use of LED lighting, all in first week of power.

They'd be lighting themselves on gasoline on the steps of the Governor's mansion.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:08 PM (DRgs8)

36 I would not rape him with Jerry or Tater wiener.

Nope.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (X//Zo)

37 I don't think Bill Kristol is "hugely fat" unless you're referring to the size of his ego.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (WI7YS)

38 My 600 Pound Life in Gitmo

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (v0R5T)

39 >>>And that script was... COBRA.

Hollywood was the disease, and he was the cure.
(And Cobra does have a pretty sweet car chase sequence)

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (0jZvB)

40 also, the script for Die Hard 3 (Die Hard with a Vengeance) was originally a script for what could have been Lethal Weapon 3.

The Sam Jackson role is a rewrite of what had been the "Roger Murtaught" character's role.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

41 COBRA was a special kind of awful.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (+0AKE)

42 love the Jonah and the Whale double full circle aspect to this story.

Posted by: x at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (nFwvY)

43 35...They'd be lighting themselves on gasoline on the steps of the Governor's mansion.
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You know what I mean

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:09 PM (DRgs8)

44 By "state", Kristol means "state of idiocy".

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 17, 2020 07:10 PM (naEeR)

45 >>37 I don't think Bill Kristol is "hugely fat" unless you're referring to the size of his ego.

have you seen him lately?

He looks like Hercule Poirot without the mustaches or acumen.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

46 Kristol's Koffee Klatch is going to die of strokes when PDT is re-elected in less than a year.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

47 >>>41 COBRA was a special kind of awful.

agreed. I saw it in the theater.

When it was in a revival theater. Because I'm only 29 (well, I *will be* 29).

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)

48 That guy looks like the only thing he could rape would be a bag of Doritos.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 07:06 PM (XShdm)
........

Don't get him started, he's probably never had real American junk food before. Create a fucking monster.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:11 PM (v0R5T)

49 "He put the 'fat' in fatwa." That's great. Glad to see someone at the NY Post has still got it.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:12 PM (/669Q)

50 Mr. Peebles @ 31, even though the story makes us happy, remember the poor bastards who have to get close enough to this human turd to smell him. He smells bad like most people his size, pure essence of unwashed ass and flop sweat.

Posted by: Eromero at January 17, 2020 07:12 PM (UUkQp)

51 Can't tell you how much I miss those post headliners

Posted by: Erik L at January 17, 2020 07:12 PM (fMlmZ)

52 "If they need a near look-alike replacement, we're tanned, rested, hungry, joined-at-the-hip, and ready." -- Lt. Col. Bearclaw Brothers, U.S. Strategic Pastry Reserve

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 07:12 PM (WqPYg)

53 The only Hercule Poirot I am really familiar with the one portrayed by David Suchet who definitely wasn't fat.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2020 07:12 PM (WI7YS)

54 Just poured 4 fingers of bourbon after that take by Bill Kristol.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 07:12 PM (frty6)

55 33 so does everyone know that Beverly Hills Cop was originally supposed to star Sylvester Stallone?

But he wanted it to be more of an action film, and he pushed it to have less comedy and more hardcore action.

Eventually he dropped out.
Posted by: ace

in Victory he wanted to score the winning goal. he was the goalie.

Posted by: x at January 17, 2020 07:13 PM (nFwvY)

56 Cobra is another example of what I think of as the Decadent Phase of the 80s/90s action movie cycle.

It was all just absurd posturing. The villain made no sense. The "action" was that terrible kind of 80s action where they'd just show the good guy shooting a gun, then show a bunch of bad guys all getting hit, then cut to the good guy shooting, then cut to more bad guys pretending to have been shot.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

57 He looks like Hercule Poirot without the mustaches or acumen.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)
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Heh.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 07:13 PM (WEBkv)

58 Kristol's Koffee Klatch is going to die of strokes when PDT is re-elected in less than a year.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 07:10 PM (oVJmc)

Disagree. False-principled harrumphing is the only thing keeping their bleating useless shades tethered to their fleshy carcasses. If he lost, they'd vanish.

Posted by: hogmartin at January 17, 2020 07:13 PM (t+qrx)

59
Bill Kristol wants 2A supporters in Richmond to be shot dead.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2020 07:13 PM (NZkXc)

60 Cobra had one immortal line. It's funny, and I think it shows the movie would have worked better as a true parody:

"I'm going to blow up this whole supermarket!"

"I don't care. I don't shop here."

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

61 Would have preferred that they lured that fattie out into the open for a droning ... because that gun camera footage would be something you don't see everyday. But the mess!

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 17, 2020 07:14 PM (hdzef)

62 Because I'm only 29 (well, I *will be* 29).

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:11 PM (PbpT7)
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You're always saying you *will be* 29 when the rest of us have already copped to being 29. I'm beginning to think you're having us on.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:14 PM (/669Q)

63 Quick, name the movie Stallone did with Sharon Stone about blowing shit up. Do this without looking it up......at least Cobra was memorable.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:14 PM (0jZvB)

64 Holy shit. It's Jonah Goldberg. You need to put their pictures side by side.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Carl Gustav! at January 17, 2020 07:14 PM (3inwt)

65 >>>in Victory he wanted to score the winning goal. he was the goalie.

lol

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

66 I am sorry I missed the previous thread, but the answer is Yes, absolutely. I've seen it and come across it. Came across this very thing today. Just straight forward, "WTH is congress doing picking on him" and "everyone can have a job, everybody is working".

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:14 PM (zr5Kq)

67 >>>63 Quick, name the movie Stallone did with Sharon Stone about blowing shit up.

It's like "The Specialist" or something fucking vague and anonymous like that.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:15 PM (PbpT7)

68 I think support form the black community is real.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:15 PM (zr5Kq)

69 He literally looks like the world's biggest chicken ...

_________

I would have taken the 2-for-1 special and gone with the "pig" insult instead.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 07:15 PM (WqPYg)

70 A 560# rapist?

Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (Dhht7)

71 Well, if they had to take him out with an airstrike, they wouldn't have to crank up the satellites to see him from space.

Posted by: Tom at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (7Mvb5)

72 You're always saying you *will be* 29 when the rest of us have already copped to being 29. I'm beginning to think you're having us on.

No -- he *will be* 29, and *is* 29.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (naEeR)

73 The First Power > Cobra

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (frty6)

74 I would have taken the 2-for-1 special and gone with the "pig" insult instead.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 07:15 PM (WqPYg)
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Boar.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (/669Q)

75 The Martian ?

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (zr5Kq)

76 Would have preferred that they lured that fattie out into the open for a droning
........

Hey Abu, the Americans just opened a McDonalds across the street!

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (v0R5T)

77 He's not so fat.

Posted by: homer simpson at January 17, 2020 07:16 PM (TQ/zJ)

78 69
He literally looks like the world's biggest chicken ...

I would have taken the 2-for-1 special and gone with the "pig" insult instead.

I'd have gone with gargantuan amoeba. He's even extended pseudopods.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (T6t7i)

79 45 ....have you seen him lately?

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Speaking of which, have you seen Adam Schiff lately? That guy does not look well. The skin, counters and color of his face seem to be revolting against the animating soul within. Seriously, his face is getting pudgy, sunken eyes, red unhealthy looking skin, bags under his eyes.. I mean, yea, there's little doubt he's a raging alcoholic, among other things, but that look in his eyes.... Like an employee that just got caught embezzling from his employer to fund a secret gay lifestyle complete with crystal-meth suppository habit. You Morons know what I'm taking about.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (DRgs8)

80 Would have preferred that they lured that fattie out into the open for a droning ... because that gun camera footage would be something you don't see everyday. But the mess!

They tried luring him outside, but anytime he left the building he was swarmed by ships from Nantucket.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (naEeR)

81 Do you think we have a flatbed truck with shocks enough for this specimen?

_________

You mean electric shocks, right?

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (WqPYg)

82 >>>The First Power > Cobra
Comes to that, then hell, Rhinestone > Cobra.
Never understood why Sly couldn't make a comedy work. In reality he was actually a pretty quick wit.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (0jZvB)

83 They lured him with a bucket of fried chicken, and he floated towards the smell like in a cartoon

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

84 What is that giant slug wearing? I mean, thank God he is wearing something but man, that is one huge fat ass terrorist scumbag of a giant slothful slug.

Bill Kristol is a loathsome toad of a "man". He is a terrible "person". I wish someone would punch that smirk off his toad face live on camera. He looks sweaty and moist all the time. Gah. I cannot stand him.

Posted by: turambar at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (Gylu/)

85 No -- he *will be* 29, and *is* 29.

Posted by: Rob Crawford

How very zen.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (T6t7i)

86 Alright let's not be bastards about this terrorist's weight here. He definitely looks a lot thinner than Jonah Goldberg.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (+dsLj)

87 Do yourselves a favor - make this fat fuck the face of ISIS.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (+DS2f)

88 I don't think Bill Kristol is "hugely fat" unless you're referring to the size of his ego.

have you seen him lately?

He looks like Hercule Poirot without the mustaches or acumen.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

He does have Hercule's weird creepy habits and he smells of gardenia.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (aS1PU)

89 The First Power movie poster made a Seinfeld episode outside the theater.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (frty6)

90 anyone remember some early 80s action movie with like -- not sure -- Scott Glen or something as an American who is tasked to get some kind of priceless samurai sword and becomes (or already is) some kind of ninja?

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (PbpT7)

91 Bunch of Nonoodling McNoodlers the lot of you.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

92 #poundmetoo and #metoopoundy

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (ykYG2)

93 And I say, but if these terrorists live in third world shitholes how the fuck did this guy eat his way to 500+ pounds?

I can't even do that in a first world country where I can enjoy fried twinkies.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 17, 2020 07:19 PM (+dsLj)

94 The rare and elusive Desert Manatee

Dessert Manatee maybe

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2020 07:19 PM (Ndje9)

95 Bunch of Nonoodling McNoodlers the lot of you.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

Yeah.....

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:19 PM (zr5Kq)

96
I just a read a story at the WaPo about Trump "yelling at generals" during the early days of the administration. It's supposed to make Trump look bad, but it makes him look good to me.

Mattis and Tillerson and some other idiot decided to take Trump to the "The Tank" in the Pentagon and give him a "tutorial" on the importance of the post-war international order, or some such.

They were very condescending. The idea was to show Trump how important, well the status quo was, and how he shouldn't say things to upset all that.

He ended up yelling at all of them, calling them "dopes and babies" with whom he wouldn't want to ever go to war with.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 07:19 PM (f1Vqw)

97 The fat-shaming of austere religious scholars has to stop. I'll bet OrangeManBad is at the root of all this callous bigotry.

Posted by: Washington Post at January 17, 2020 07:20 PM (6eEQ+)

98 >>>Never understood why Sly couldn't make a comedy work. In reality he was actually a pretty quick wit.

I stand by my love for Oscar, a farce which had Marissa Tomei in a supporting role.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:20 PM (PbpT7)

99 93
And I say, but if these terrorists live in third world shitholes how the fuck did this guy eat his way to 500+ pounds?

I can't even do that in a first world country where I can enjoy fried twinkies.

Cheetos. They powerwashed the orange dust off him before they took the pictures.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:20 PM (T6t7i)

100 Suggest 1/4 aircraft cable to hang him.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

101 Say what you want about Cobra, it's my favorite Christmas movie

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2020 07:20 PM (cB8xB)

102 >>
anyone remember some early 80s action movie with like -- not sure --
Scott Glen or something as an American who is tasked to get some kind of
priceless samurai sword and becomes (or already is) some kind of ninja?

The Challenge
But then I'm a bad movie aficionado who thinks Remo Williams would have made for an awesome franchise.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (0jZvB)

103 No better commercial for anti-terrorism than this Lion of Islam being rounded up in a stained, threadbare, dishwater-brown, size XXXXL onesie.

That'll grab up the virgins, Achmed!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (oVJmc)

104 That fat f-tard was capable of rape?! EEEWWW!

How on earth could he even FIND his peener?

*barf*

Posted by: JQ at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (gP/Z3)

105 How do the chicks not get away? You gonna rape me? Think I'll just stroll on out of here, Fatty.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (v0R5T)

106 >Bari was nabbed Thursday by an elite SWAT team

harpooned
netted, maybe
but not 'nabbed'

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (iTXRQ)

107 I'll betcha if you rendered that bastard down, you could make enough candles to light the Vatican for a week.

Just say'n...

Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (W+kMI)

108 90 anyone remember some early 80s action movie with like -- not sure -- Scott Glen or something as an American who is tasked to get some kind of priceless samurai sword and becomes (or already is) some kind of ninja?

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No, but Jesus Christ, I'd go see that movie in theaters today. God how I miss the 1980 Ninja action movie motif.

What was that movie about the alien slug thing that would go down people's throats and turn them into psychotic bank robbers.... "The Hidden"??

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (DRgs8)

109 >>>100 Suggest 1/4 aircraft cable to hang him.

Not all hangings need to be in the vertical position.

Posted by: Rutger Hauer from The Hitcher at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (PbpT7)

110 They should load that fucker in a C130 and drop his fat ass on some other terrorists.

Was he eating his victims ? FFS

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (M+Lyo)

111 The rare and elusive Desert Manatee

Dessert Manatee maybe
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2020 07:19 PM (Ndje9)

He is the largest known source of Oil of Thieves in the world.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2020 07:21 PM (aS1PU)

112 The Noble Yachtsman must have some special Twitter dispensation as 99% of the replies are sucking his dick, something I find difficult to believe that he's not got good-guys trolling him.

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (TQ/zJ)

113 >>I stand by my love for Oscar, a farce which had Marissa Tomei in a supporting role.

No argument there.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (0jZvB)

114 How in the hell did he ever find his weezer?

Posted by: Masha Potatovich at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (EgshT)

115 >>>What was that movie about the alien slug thing that would go down people's throats and turn them into psychotic bank robbers.... "The Hidden"??

yes, with Kyle McLaughlin.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (PbpT7)

116 What is that giant slug wearing? I mean, thank God he is wearing something but man, that is one huge fat ass terrorist scumbag of a giant slothful slug.

It's called the Big Top circus tent...duh!

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (gm6qY)

117 Trump should federalize some Virginia NG and have them all around and through the assembly area, armed. A wall of them near the state police presence would be nice.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (yQpMk)

118 Bill Kristol should have slithered away in shame and never commented again once it was revealed that he killed and ate his twin in the womb, resulting in his signature gunt.

Had he done that, of course, he would have missed out on being part of The Human Centipede Mobius Strip of Cucks that consists of him, Chris Hayes, David French, Jonah Goldberg, and Max Boot.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (5kpOR)

119 Die Hard 3 script could have been a script for a Riddler Batman movie

Posted by: Josephistan at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (OJJyn)

120 Who would Jabba here have on a chain? Pelosi?

Posted by: banana Dream at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (l6b3d)

121 He ended up yelling at all of them, calling them "dopes and babies" with whom he wouldn't want to ever go to war with.

********

Remember these were the same people that told Bush the UK would be Siberian by 2020 with nuclear conflict, mega-droughts, famine and widespread rioting being the norm.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (+dsLj)

122 And they ought to render that fat ISIS fuck and light the dungeons with him.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (cB8xB)

123 The Challenge?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (frty6)

124 Well, they're not going to need to feed him while they figure out what to do with him.

Posted by: Vendette at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (pXNaM)

125 This guy wanted the 72 Virgins for a snack.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (XShdm)

126 Blimpy the terrorist, sounds like the perfect candidate for a bungee cord hanging. Should provide the crowd with hours of entertainment.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (bML9A)

127 "I Come in Peace" was a ripoff of The Hidden, with Brian Benben (!!!) and Dolph Lundgren, I think.

"I come in peace."

"Then you go... in pieces!"

I remember brian benben calling the space gun an alien dropped what you'd naturally just call it -- "the space gun."

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (PbpT7)

128 > Do you think we have a flatbed truck with shocks enough for this specimen?

Give his nautical bent, I'd say a supertanker or maybe one of those old "factory ships" they used to use in commercial whaling would be more appropriate.

Ahoy!

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (qUFPp)

129 He was captured in Iraq, and parts of Syria and Saudi Arabia.

Posted by: Fritzy at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (VY+MJ)

130 guessing the raping thing was more him rolling over and accidentally getting lucky.

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (HALdu)

131 >>>123 The Challenge?

YES I THINK THAT"S RIGHT

I KNEW IT WAS A "THE" SOMETHING

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (PbpT7)

132 Good God. What planet does that asshole Kristol live on. Did he actually read the proposals the Virginia legislature is passing. What a biased bag of dicks eating buffoon

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Carl Gustav! at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (3inwt)

133 That jerkoff krystol has given me serious insight into the mindset of the ancient world warlords. If I was back in time with warlord power I would sure as shit exterminate an entire land of krystols just because I would not want people that.. fucking.. stupid to contaminate the realm. The 2A is not under attack....where the fuck do they grow these people???

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (9Om/r)

134 Well, they're not going to need to feed him while they figure out what to do with him.
Posted by: Vendette at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (pXNaM)
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The savings will almost make up for the two cells they will need to house him.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (/669Q)

135 Load Kristol on a garbage scow and dispose of this rancid bag of shit.

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (yhf6w)

136 Shitful of Nima can't be very mobile so it must have been easy to get himonce his location was discovered, and all they had to do was find the food trucks delivering.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (ZCEU2)

137 90 anyone remember some early 80s action movie with like -- not sure --
Scott Glen or something as an American who is tasked to get some kind of
priceless samurai sword and becomes (or already is) some kind of ninja?

not with Scott Glenn in particular but I do recall a spate of Ninja movies in the early 80s. That time was peak Ninja in this country.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (n13/j)

138 Wasn't The Lost Boys a Christmas Movie?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (frty6)

139
Why is Ace FAT-SHAMING someone?

Posted by: Soothsayer, with Arms Akimbo at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (ftDSY)

140 They got him with using a "fake Baklava give-away" at the local market.* Awesome!

*Incident may have been created for dramatic effect

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (4e+hS)

141 Was there a bonded wearhouse in COBRA?

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (ZLI7S)

142 The 560-pound Islamic State mufti known as "Jabba the Hutt" is so enormously fat

He's not fat - he's big-boned!

And he's food insecure!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (YqDXo)

143 He was captured in Iraq, and parts of Syria and Saudi Arabia.
Posted by: Fritzy at January 17, 2020 07:23 PM (VY+MJ)

When he sits around Iran, he sits *around* Iran.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (aS1PU)

144 They lured him with a bucket of fried chicken, and he floated towards the smell like in a cartoon
Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (PbpT7)
..........

Those exotic cuisines get me every time.

Posted by: Nadler at January 17, 2020 07:25 PM (v0R5T)

145 Heh. Cap'n Billy isn't taking Trump rendering him completely irrelevant very well. Sad!!

Posted by: irright at January 17, 2020 07:25 PM (RVcmP)

146 That jerkoff krystol has given me serious insight into the mindset of the ancient world warlords. If I was back in time with warlord power I would sure as shit exterminate an entire land of krystols just because I would not want people that.. fucking.. stupid to contaminate the realm. The 2A is not under attack....where the fuck do they grow these people???
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January

not sure about that.

early in my career I made the mistake of firing a lightning rod.

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:25 PM (HALdu)

147 They lured him with a bucket of fried chicken, and he floated towards the smell like in a cartoon

As Boy928 calls it: A Hobo Lifting Aroma.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:25 PM (yQpMk)

148 All the Nadler comments have already been made?

Posted by: Dingbat at January 17, 2020 07:25 PM (DZINL)

149 Now Barzan al-Tikriti, Saddam's relative and one-time head of his intel service (ha!)*, had the misfortune of his head separating from his body when hanged. Oops. Not a good look. However, it is nearly certain that it was not the hangman's fault - he must not have been advised of Barzan's degenerative health condition, which probably weakened his skeleton and screwed up the weight/height calculations used in hangings (the executioner was well trained, by the British, I think).

For Jabar the Hutt, I'm thinking one-inch steel cable and a sizeable construction crane - take no chances. Or firing squad - a row of RPKs or a couple of 40mm Bofors anti-aircraft guns (the Norks could advise). Oughta be plenty.

* Barzan once regaled the court trying him with his skeptical take on evidence produced - documents - showing his responsibility for a massacre, noting he had watched the movie "Catch Me If You Can" the night before, in American custody/detention, and knew how such things could be forged. Saddam's expression was as furious as the laughter among the press and other observers was uproarious.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2020 07:26 PM (El6T/)

150 The rare and elusive Desert Manatee
-----
Dude. This guy makes me look svelte.

Posted by: The Huge Manatee at January 17, 2020 07:26 PM (jW9oF)

151 Idle curiosity: I wonder how they got him into that flatbed? Forklift?

And it looks like he's wearing velour leggings. He must have had them specially made.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:26 PM (/669Q)

152 Oh Puh-lease on the 'Jabba the hut is too fat to hang'

Its Iraq, I'm fairly sure they don't mind if his head pops off like Saddam Hussein's did. That is just a sissy western notion that being so fat, or dropped so far that the head pops off instead of just getting a broken neck is verboten. Or they could just use a winch and do the slow strangulation hanging. Maybe they want that after all the torturing he did.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2020 07:26 PM (eASYU)

153 Nighthawks; Sly, Rutger Haur, Billy Dee Williams. Nothing further needs be said.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:26 PM (0jZvB)

154 I was hoping he had a newsletter but he most likely ate it.

Posted by: Sandra Flook at January 17, 2020 07:26 PM (EgshT)

155 For some reason it reminds me of CBD's art thread this morning.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (wiXsO)

156 How is he going to rape anyone?

Posted by: cccp3o at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (geZ7q)

157 Now Barzan al-Tikriti, Saddam's relative and one-time head of his intel service (ha!)*, had the misfortune of his head separating from his body when hanged. Oops. Not a good look. However, it is nearly certain that it was not the hangman's fault - he must not have been advised of Barzan's degenerative health condition, which probably weakened his skeleton and screwed up the weight/height calculations used in hangings (the executioner was well trained, by the British, I think).

For Jabar the Hutt, I'm thinking one-inch steel cable and a sizeable construction crane - take no chances. Or firing squad - a row of RPKs or a couple of 40mm Bofors anti-aircraft guns (the Norks could advise). Oughta be plenty.

* Barzan once regaled the court trying him with his skeptical take on evidence produced - documents - showing his responsibility for a massacre, noting he had watched the movie "Catch Me If You Can" the night before, in American custody/detention, and knew how such things could be forged. Saddam's expression was as furious as the laughter among the press and other observers was uproarious.
Posted by: rhomboid at January

There was a guy in Washington state, I think, that got too fat to hang because it wold yank his head off.

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)

158 They lured him with a bucket of fried chicken, and he floated towards the smell like in a cartoon
Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

LOL The mental image of that actually makes sense.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (aS1PU)

159 How in the hell did he ever find his weezer?
Posted by: Masha Potatovich at January 17, 2020 07:22 PM (EgshT)
........

glitter.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (v0R5T)

160 I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Posted by: Abu Abdul Bari at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (yQpMk)

161 Dear Bill Kristol:

LOLGF!

That is all, asshat.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (Gb+m0)

162 Or they could just use a winch and do the slow strangulation hanging. Maybe they want that after all the torturing he did.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January

The Iranian method

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)

163 Kristol and "ok boomer" were made for each other. May he be spammed with it

Posted by: piratepatch at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (taXNc)

164 Hey fellas, that ones a little over the slot limit

Ya gotta put him back.

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (vd8XM)

165 For some reason it reminds me of CBD's art thread this morning.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 07:27 PM (wiXsO)
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Yeah, I missed all that, for which I am forever grateful. What did you guys do to tick him off?

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (/669Q)

166 you have to go to Abdul's Big and Tall for a onesie that size

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (iTXRQ)

167 On a somewhat related note, James Woolsey says Iran is 6 to 8 months from a nuke.

https://tinyurl.com/ux4t294

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

168 Okay, no source actually said that.

But they should have.

Finally a Sources Say that I believe!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (GbPPJ)

169 Trebuchet. Nuclear trebuchet.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM (zr5Kq)

170 >>>153 Nighthawks; Sly, Rutger Haur, Billy Dee Williams. Nothing further needs be said.

I used to love that movie. "WULFGAR!"

Also, Lindsey something or other. The Bionic Woman.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM (PbpT7)

171 > They lured him with a bucket of fried chicken, and he floated towards the smell like in a cartoon

I think it would take about a Hindenburg's worth of hydrogen or helium to make that guy float.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM (qUFPp)

172 It woulda been like the worms in Tremors that swallow the dynamite .

Posted by: The Charlie Daniels of the Torque Wrench at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM (P+Ewk)

173 you'd have do a 1 nanometer drop to not pop his head off in a hanging and that might not work.

Posted by: x at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM (nFwvY)

174 Probably can't tie a noose in wire cable but a regular eyelet would do.

Posted by: DaveA at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM (FhXTo)

175 Oh, Nighthawks had some startling (at the time) graphic violence, including a nasty knife attack on a main character.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

176 Why don't we use firing squads?

Were I required to choose that would be my mine.

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (HALdu)

177 Marissa Tomei played Edith Bunker in the dreadful reboot. She was terrible.

Posted by: notsothoreau at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (JKNZq)

178 -
--
Well, you don't know what we can find
Why don't you come with me little goat
On a magic Hoveround ride

Posted by: Led el-Zeppelin at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (RVcmP)

179 I think one was called American Ninja. Now to look it up and see if Scot Glenn was in it.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (n13/j)

180 167 On a somewhat related note, James Woolsey says Iran is 6 to 8 months from a nuke.

https://tinyurl.com/ux4t294
Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2020 07:28 PM (ZLI7S)

JS, he has been saying this for 15 years.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (frty6)

181 i think it also had Edward Woodward as a british counterterrorism advisor.

Or someone like him.

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:30 PM (PbpT7)

182 >>>179 I think one was called American Ninja. Now to look it up and see if Scot Glenn was in it.

someone got it, it's "The Challenge"

Posted by: ace at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

183

Abu Abdul you better run for your life son.

I'd recommend the 100Millimetre sprint.

no wonder there is food anxiety in the Mittel East.

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (5IHGB)

184 >>>They lured him with a bucket of fried chicken, and he floated towards the smell like in a cartoon
I'm picturing Baron Haarkonnen from DUNE.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (0jZvB)

185 176 Why don't we use firing squads?

he didn't earn it.

Posted by: x at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (nFwvY)

186 Good Lord...Barron is taller than POTUS!

https://tinyurl.com/vn3v8we

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (cF8AT)

187 Calling Dr. Nowzaradan, STAT!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (wiXsO)

188 118 Bill Kristol should have slithered away in shame and never commented again once it was revealed that he killed and ate his twin in the womb, resulting in his signature gunt.
=======

Friends, I'm resolved this year to excise the lot of the Media's paid narrative builders, including Kristol, from my brain. I stopped reading or listening to their content years ago, but now I'm getting tired of even hearing other people talking about them or what they're narrating about.

Said another way, you know what else besides Bill Krisol, CNN and NYT I didn't read or think about today? Yani. Or the National Inquirer. Or Zoe Quinn.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (DRgs8)

189 You really don't need to hang that walrus. Just give him one thin mint.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (6eEQ+)

190 Guessing if they tried to hang this guy his entire spine would come out with his head, similar to that borg quen.

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)

191 Bill Kristol should have slithered away in shame and never commented again once it was revealed that he killed and ate his twin in the womb, resulting in his signature gunt.

That is known as mosaicism. It's resorption if the mother's placenta does this.

I looked up mosaicism and "Bill Kristol" on duckduckgo and I got -

"DEEP DICKING MY SISSY Superslut Cockslut - Braided Hair Young"

Swedish dating sites if I put that couplet on safe search strict.

Either something is messing with duckduckgo's server or else Bill Kristol is so associated with cuckoldry by now that pretty much anything reproduction-related attached to his name is going to hardcore pr0ns.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (ykYG2)

192 I'm picturing Baron Haarkonnen from DUNE.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper

I'm picturing the chair people from Wall-E.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (T6t7i)

193 JS, he has been saying this for 15 years.

He should stick to his guns.

Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (EgshT)

194 Remo Williams was a great movie and I wish they had made another. The song by Tommy Shaw was awesome.

I saw The Hidden in theatres and every now and then when it's on I have to watch it. I thought that was a good movie.

How did this slug rape someone? How? Good lord.

Posted by: turambar at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (Gylu/)

195 Just use the fat fuck for ballistics testing. Shoot every fucking thing invented by man since the dawn of time at him at once. Slings, cross bows, matchlocks missles, all of it. Save the nuke for cleanup.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (9Om/r)

196 The Glenn movie was called "The Challenge". I never saw it.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (n13/j)

197 -
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you'd have do a 1 nanometer drop to not pop his head off in a hanging and that might not work.

Posted by: x at January 17, 2020 07:29 PM

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Dude would suffocate if you raised the foot of his bed a couple inches.

Posted by: irright at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (RVcmP)

198 you have to go to Abdul's Big and Tall for a onesie that size

Nah -- his wardrobe rendered an entire tribe of Bedouin homeless.

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (naEeR)

199 Iran IS 4 to 6 months from a nuke..................IN TEHRAN MULLAH ESTATES.

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 07:33 PM (5IHGB)

200 > How is he going to rape anyone?

Maybe he can extrude pseudopods, like an amoeba.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 17, 2020 07:33 PM (qUFPp)

201 Rutger in "wanted dead or alive" and the last scene were he says "Fuck the Bonus" when he pulls the pin from the grenade in Gene Simmons mouth.

Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 17, 2020 07:33 PM (bML9A)

202 How did this slug rape someone? How? Good lord.

Posted by: turambar at January 17, 2020 07:32 PM (Gylu/)

Well if he fell on you, you're fucked.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 07:33 PM (9Om/r)

203 Jerry Nadler's muslim cousin

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2020 07:33 PM (KNsKs)

204 162: I've seen the Iranian victims dangling from cranes, but didn't guess that meant they didn't get the drop and neck break. Then again it might be good justice if Iraqis put Jabba on an 800 calorie/day beans and rice diet until he gets down to 'head shouldn't pop off' weight.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 17, 2020 07:34 PM (eASYU)

205 ISIS Jabba...just gross.

Posted by: IrishEi at January 17, 2020 07:34 PM (sGotD)

206 >>JS, he has been saying this for 15 years.

He's also probably not far off.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 17, 2020 07:34 PM (ZLI7S)

207 He is HAWT!

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 17, 2020 07:34 PM (MHHCZ)

208 How does he go to the bathroom? Oh wait... they don't have bathrooms.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:34 PM (v0R5T)

209 I hope the Iraqis bring back a Saddam favorite to dispose of hum.

Posted by: steevy at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (KNsKs)

210 Too fat to hang?

Make him walk up a few flights of stairs. He'll either have a fatal heart attack, or he'll lose the weight and we can hang him. The Stairmaster of Justice (tm).

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (Gb+m0)

211 ''Good Lord...Barron is taller than POTUS!

https://tinyurl.com/vn3v8we''

Remember the young lad at his father's inauguration? He has really changed. Good looking young man now. Also. I'm guessing he's a nice guy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (RueoN)

212 And - he's probably going to have guys in uniforms beat the shit out of some of your numbers, after some of his surrogates pick a fight. Makes no sense at all. None.

That's why I suggest having a few hundred guys kitted out there as a deterrent to disorder.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (IwoaJ)

213 201 I did not need that mental image, thanks. Nightmare fuel. *shudders*

Posted by: turambar at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (Gylu/)

214 Push Push had an epic video

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (LHg3i)

215 162: I've seen the Iranian victims dangling from cranes, but didn't guess that meant they didn't get the drop and neck break. Then again it might be good justice if Iraqis put Jabba on an 800 calorie/day beans and rice diet until he gets down to 'head shouldn't pop off' weight.
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January

yeah, they just raise 'em and wait for the kicking and gurgling to get over with.

Posted by: not so at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (HALdu)

216 Haven't read every comments section today, so don't know if this has been posted re: Virginia. But State Senator Amanda Chase released a letter hours ago saying that the governor and media have already laid the groundwork to classify and deal with the patriot movement in Virginia as insurrectionist:

https://www.facebook.com/Chase4Senate/posts/2840596102672514

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (/CMjY)

217 I doubt this fat tub could find his junk. Prolly got off watching goat porn.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (ptqGC)

218 Remember the young lad at his father's inauguration? He has really changed. Good looking young man now. Also. I'm guessing he's a nice guy.

Posted by: Tuna at January 17, 2020 07:35 PM (RueoN)

Right?!

That rate of growth had to hurt.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (cF8AT)

219 Tater's got competition!

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (q177U)

220 Maybe go the Nork route and toss him into a pen full of starving animals or maybe tied to a post on an artillery range.

Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (K22Va)

221 He's scheduled to star on an episode of TLC's "My 600 Pound Life"!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (CjFDo)

222 Boy, when he sits around the mosque, he sits AROUND the mosque

McGyver, out

Posted by: McGyver at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (T9l7m)

223 Rape and Murder!
Fatty and Skinny
laying in bed
Fatty rolled over
and Skinny was dead

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (v0R5T)

224

Man, you can fit like 10 Bro-Fo Omar Nurs in there! Or about 3 Michael Moores or one half of a Nadler!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (zBaqJ)

225 Good Lord...Barron is taller than POTUS!

https://tinyurl.com/vn3v8we

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:31 PM (cF8AT)

Dad can afford the food and clothing bills. But yes, he's growing like a weed.

Posted by: Vendette at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (pXNaM)

226 AREA MAN

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (q177U)

227 I don't believe "this too fat to hang" business. there are industrial chains that can work just fine.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (zr5Kq)

228 James Cann's movie "Thief" was another under appreciated (Mafia) movie from the 1980s. I learned the movie "Heat" with Val Kilmer was either written by same writer or directer by same director (or both) as Thief, and you can see the DNA of Heat in the earlier movie. But, good movie. Oh, and then there's Beastmaster. Still want one of those spiny suits.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:37 PM (DRgs8)

229 ''Good Lord...Barron is taller than POTUS!

It's easy to miss because Trump is a tall man (6'3"), but Melania is 5'11". Their kids are going to be tall.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:37 PM (T6t7i)

230 not with Scott Glenn in particular but I do recall a spate of Ninja movies in the early 80s. That time was peak Ninja in this country.

Posted by: Quint

Rutger Hauer was a blind ninja in one classic tale from 1989. I think it was called "Blind Ninja".

Nope. "Blind Fury".

Awesome.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 07:37 PM (5kpOR)

231 Calling initial nuke capability has always been notoriously difficult (well, as are most consequential intel calls, though the public demand for B-movie-like prescience and perfection have only increased over time).

Trump openly, Israel nearly so, have stated Tehran will not get nukes. They might have, or seek, votes in this process.

Several wrinkles. Doing a shot of a lab device in an underground space is only one part of a "nuke" capability. Delivery systems. Much else.

Including the key - rejecting the premise behind Iran's program: that it will provide a shield behind which all of its other aggression and sabotage can proceed with impunity. We say we don't accept that, we're not deterred, value of their nuke is greatly reduced.

Posted by: rhomboid at January 17, 2020 07:37 PM (El6T/)

232 221 Maybe go the Nork route and toss him into a pen full of starving animals or maybe tied to a post on an artillery range.
Posted by: dartist at January 17, 2020 07:36 PM (K22Va)

Feed him to pigs. The downside is tainted bacon, which was ironically the original title of the 1983 smash hit by Soft Cell.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2020 07:37 PM (zBaqJ)

233 If Trump tweeted "water is wet," Bill Kristol would disagree with him.

Sad.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 17, 2020 07:38 PM (xmKbk)

234 Wondering if they were glad he got taken, think of the new food allotment the other terrorists gained.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 07:38 PM (ZCEU2)

235 Mooch has told everyone how offended she was that Melania didn't want her parenting tips.

Pretty sure we won't be seeing Barron stoned, drunk and passed out like Malia ever.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (ptqGC)

236 233 Kinda hard to sing with the extra syllable but I dig it.

Posted by: turambar at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (Gylu/)

237 234 If Trump tweeted "water is wet," Bill Kristol would disagree with him.

Sad.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 17, 2020 07:38 PM (xmKbk)

If Trump cured cancer or discovered immortality the headlines would be "Trump Destroys Healthcare and Funeral Industries; Hundreds of Thousands Out of Work."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (zBaqJ)

238 235
Wondering if they were glad he got taken, think of the new food allotment the other terrorists gained.

Posted by: Skip

Perhaps he was their meal plan.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (T6t7i)

239 This isn't very body-positive of you, ace.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (NWiLs)

240 Feed him to pigs.

yes ! I like that idea.

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (zr5Kq)

241 I see that Terminator: Dark Fate has made it to the webz.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (IwoaJ)

242 Wasn't The Lost Boys a Christmas Movie?

Posted by: squirrelly dan

I don't think so. But it did have one of the best last lines of any movie:

Grandpa: "One thing about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires."

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 07:39 PM (5kpOR)

243 This is Barron on election night...

https://tinyurl.com/srfdqwy

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:40 PM (cF8AT)

244 Is that Nadler?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 07:40 PM (3upRf)

245 Do you think we have a flatbed truck with shocks enough for this specimen?

Kristol or the Fat Fuck??

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:40 PM (JFO2v)

246 Including the key - rejecting the premise behind Iran's program: that it will provide a shield behind which all of its other aggression and sabotage can proceed with impunity. We say we don't accept that, we're not deterred, value of their nuke is greatly reduced.

In a sane world, many nukes makes you a Power. One or few makes you a target.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:41 PM (IwoaJ)

247 Terminator : Dark Futa will be the next remake. mere feminism isn't #woke enough

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 17, 2020 07:41 PM (ykYG2)

248 245
Is that Nadler?

Posted by: Anna Puma

Hard as it is to believe, it's Jerry Nadler supersized.

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:41 PM (T6t7i)

249 He was a good, fat boy.

Posted by: Mama Abdul Bari at January 17, 2020 07:41 PM (EgshT)

250 Embrace the healing power of And

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 07:42 PM (3upRf)

251 BBW = Big Beautiful Wazirs!

Posted by: andycanuck at January 17, 2020 07:42 PM (TQ/zJ)

252 He is going to easily lose turdy pound dis munt

Posted by: Dr. Now at January 17, 2020 07:42 PM (K4I9O)

253 The guy looks like pre-belt Nadler. Coincidence?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 07:42 PM (plu6+)

254 VarJar?

Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 17, 2020 07:42 PM (LHg3i)

255 Terminator : Dark Futa

Why is there a little voice in my head saying "don't look it up"?

Posted by: pep at January 17, 2020 07:42 PM (T6t7i)

256 I would tell him of the deep fryers of my home world.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (MHHCZ)

257 I think that fat doctor on TV is a robot.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (IwoaJ)

258 that guy looks like Nadler's brother by another mother.

Posted by: vivi at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (11H2y)

259 I think we've found a match for Tess Holliday.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

260 That Bill Kristol guy. He sure has a punchable mug.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (3qYFU)

261 What am I going to do with these 400 goat sammiches?

Posted by: Mama Abdul Bari at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (EgshT)

262 We could call it "A Half-ton of Romance."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (NWiLs)

263 217. State Senator Amanda Chase released a letter hours ago saying that the governor and media have already laid the groundwork to classify and deal with the patriot movement in Virginia as insurrectionist:

=====

I mean, Yea, awful, but is this supposed to be news? The Right has been saying this is what the Left was going to do about guns and gun owners since, what, the last 40 years? It's not even a "secret plan" to call gun owners insurrectionists, and they don't need plants to produce the inflection point. They're going to encroach and limit and regulate and pester and poke and push and hit until someone predictable reacts with violence and then they unleash a full-court press, ala Trump-Russia/ Kavanaugh /Ukrain/ TransgenderRights playbook to do across the entire US what they're doing in VA, with all the media coverage, shrieking, Antifa in the Streets, social media ostricization, and deplatforming of opposition that is right now already well in place and in use for years on lesser issues.

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:44 PM (DRgs8)

264 By the time he's done growing, Barron will terrorize downtown Tokyo

Posted by: Josephistan at January 17, 2020 07:44 PM (OJJyn)

265 He's a good boy, just starting Nutrisystem and working out. The girls won't leave him alone, though. Whores!

--- Jabba's mom

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2020 07:44 PM (ptqGC)

266 Lena Dunham wishes she was a futa.. futon

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 07:45 PM (3upRf)

267 ISIS?

More like ISASS.

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2020 07:45 PM (q177U)

268 Mufti so fat the sand in his crack could fill the Tigris.

Posted by: Yo Momma at January 17, 2020 07:45 PM (6eEQ+)

269 I kelllz you!!

Posted by: My 600 pound jihad at January 17, 2020 07:45 PM (/LQkF)

270 Wasn't The Lost Boys a Christmas Movie?

Posted by: squirrelly dan

A Christmas vampire tv show is AMC's NOS4A2

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 17, 2020 07:46 PM (G546f)

271 There was a guy in Washington state, I think, that got too fat to hang because it wold yank his head off.

Posted by: not so

Mitchell Rupe. Piece of shit who murdered two bank tellers in 1981, was found too fat to hang, and eventually died of natural causes in prison in 2006.

He should have been set on fire.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 07:46 PM (5kpOR)

272 When Jabba and I finally hook up, we are going to need a truck load of flour.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 17, 2020 07:46 PM (MHHCZ)

273 259 I think that fat doctor on TV is a robot.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:43 PM (IwoaJ)

wrong - Persian

Posted by: Dr. Now at January 17, 2020 07:47 PM (K4I9O)

274 Oleaginous

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 07:47 PM (plu6+)

275 The Hidden is a gem not to be lightly dismissed. It stands up, just like They Live, another alien-themed thriller, but which starred the late, great Rowdy Roddy Piper.

Other similiar favorites include The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai, and (of course) Big Trouble in Little China.

Posted by: eastofsuez at January 17, 2020 07:47 PM (U2zca)

276 Ana would make a wonderful bride for my son. Sigh.

Posted by: Mama Abdul Bari at January 17, 2020 07:48 PM (EgshT)

277 That there is one fine lookin' man.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at January 17, 2020 07:48 PM (plu6+)

278 The Hidden is a cool movie

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 07:48 PM (3upRf)

279 Either something is messing with duckduckgo's server or else Bill Kristol is so associated with cuckoldry by now that pretty much anything reproduction-related attached to his name is going to hardcore pr0ns.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo

BTH, doing the online research that others only dream they had the guts to do.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 07:49 PM (5kpOR)

280 Hobo with a Shotgun !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 17, 2020 07:49 PM (M+Lyo)

281 > 277 Oleaginous
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 07:47 PM (plu6+)

You know just what to say to put me in the mood. Say it slooooooower.

Posted by: Ana Navarro at January 17, 2020 07:49 PM (MHHCZ)

282 They should've given that ISIS prick the ol' Baltimore rough ride, a la Feddy Gray.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 17, 2020 07:50 PM (vU9em)

283 My Chevy 2500 hd and my Kubota will handle his fat ass easily

plus, it has a flatbed for easily loading and hanging

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 07:50 PM (rpxSz)

284 Can you find the hidden Chihuahua in that pic?

Posted by: klaftern at January 17, 2020 07:50 PM (RuIsu)

285 That's a real quote. I didn't make that one up.

I thought this was all fake, but it's not.

-Ace
.........

Truth is stranger than fiction.

Posted by: wth at January 17, 2020 07:50 PM (v0R5T)

286 82
>>>The First Power > Cobra
Comes to that, then hell, Rhinestone > Cobra.
Never understood why Sly couldn't make a comedy work. In reality he was actually a pretty quick wit.

Posted by: Reformed NeverTrumper at January 17, 2020 07:17 PM (0jZvB)

The guy wrote Rocky and starred in the film. It was one of the greatest films of that era and I am being conservative with this comment. But people thought he was dumb because of how the character spoke? People are funny really.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:51 PM (n13/j)

287

I'm so fat
don't give a fuck
Cart me away
on a flat bed truck

Posted by: Abu the Hutt on a banjo at January 17, 2020 07:51 PM (Tnijr)

288 You know just what to say to put me in the mood. Say it slooooooower.
Posted by: Ana Navarro
---------

You should hear me say it in Spanish.

Posted by: Paolo at January 17, 2020 07:51 PM (plu6+)

289 I don't really have a problem with his head popping off while he's hanging from a crane. But that's me.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2020 07:51 PM (MTxDQ)

290 ISIS put children in cages and drowned them or burned them alive.

Give this pig a taste of his own medicine.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

291 They are literally talking about deploying the national guard to confiscate weapons, but the second amendment is not under attack?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 07:52 PM (dNzKv)

292 James Woolsey says Iran is 6 to 8 months from a nuke.

I'd say sooner, if *I* had access to The Red Button.

Oh, wait... he meant....

Posted by: JQ at January 17, 2020 07:52 PM (gP/Z3)

293 I don't really have a problem with his head popping off while he's hanging from a crane. But that's me.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2020 07:51 PM (MTxDQ)

His head popping off would be the only thing keeping the crane from toppling over.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (9Om/r)

294 294 ISIS put children in cages and drowned them or burned them alive.

Give this pig a taste of his own medicine.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 17, 2020 07:52 PM (ptqGC)

Impale him then slow-roast him over an open fire.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (NWiLs)

295 > "State Senator Amanda Chase released a letter hours ago saying that
the governor and media have already laid the groundwork to classify and
deal with the patriot movement in Virginia as insurrectionist...

>> "I mean, Yea, awful, but is this supposed to be news?..."

Not news to you or me, or the patriots in Virginia, but it ought to be a wake-up call to the low info types and moderates in her district who aren't tuned in to what leftists are planning.

There's a lot of lazy, ill-informed, clueless voters out there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (/CMjY)

296 If there was any doubt before, krystol is a leftist who has been writing as a conservative to pay the bills.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (dNzKv)

297 Head pops off?

Do it at the 50yd line and open betting where it will land.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (3upRf)

298 298 294 ISIS put children in cages and drowned them or burned them alive.

I was told trump did that.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (dNzKv)

299 I don't think fatso would fit in a trebuchet but we could try and see.

Posted by: turambar at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (Gylu/)

300
Impale him then slow-roast him over an open fire.
Posted by: Insomniac
---------

Not so easy as it might seem.

Posted by: Structural engineer at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (plu6+)

301 Jabba actually looks more like the Baron Vladimir Harkonnen

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (rpxSz)

302
His head popping off would be the only thing keeping the crane from toppling over.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (9Om/r)

The earthquake afterwards might not be pleasant.

Posted by: Infidel at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (MTxDQ)

303 The Lost Boys is a damn near perfect movie.
So many great lines.

Posted by: Max Power at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (Hucnr)

304 Leftist to me the other day, 100% in support of total gun confiscation: Guns are not the answer!!

Me: I guess that depends on the question, doesn't it.

Wide eyes, then the obligatory flounce on her part.

Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 17, 2020 07:54 PM (2GPSc)

305 Regarding the previous post, on black support for Trump, I no longer dismiss it. Last week we needed to have an old refrigerator and an old range hauled away. The guys who were supposed to do it, didn't. So I got someone else.

He was a middle-aged black guy, and while his two young employees were loading them on his truck, he and I were chatting. Out of the blue, he starts on how great he thinks Trump is.

There may be something afoot. Most of the predictions of more black support for Trump, I've noticed, are of men.

Posted by: Eeyore at January 17, 2020 07:55 PM (ZbwAu)

306 How did Jabbas reproduce ? Were there female Jabbas ?

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

307 I still don't get Kristol's game. Fine he is never Trump. But does he not realize he will always be Never Republican too? No one in this party will ever accept him back. As Judge Smails said, "the man is a menace!". Who does he think he will align with and profit from? Or is this just human nature and when people lose a battle they often double and triple down because they can't think of anything else to do?
I dont' get what dream world Never Trump is living in. Long after Trump is out of the White House, no self respecting Republican would let these people back in the party.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:56 PM (n13/j)

308 Trebuchet?

Use a certain water logged Olds 88 as counter-weight.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 07:56 PM (3upRf)

309 I still don't get Kristol's game. Fine he is never Trump. But does he not realize he will always be Never Republican too? No one in this party will ever accept him back.
------

That pales in comparison to Romney.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 07:57 PM (plu6+)

310 265 217. State Senator Amanda Chase released a letter hours ago saying that the governor and media have already laid the groundwork to classify and deal with the patriot movement in Virginia as insurrectionist:

======

Remember during Obama's administration had "serious concerns" about home-grown terrorists in the form of that huge problem of all the white racist anti-government militias?

Behold the April 7, 2009 US Dept. of Homeland Security Unclassified report titled "Rightwing Extremism: Current Economic and Political Climate Fueling Resurgence in Radicalization and Recruitment." https://tinyurl.com/jrhw6ak

Posted by: RichardWinsor at January 17, 2020 07:58 PM (DRgs8)

311 C.A.T. - no

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 07:58 PM (ZCEU2)

312 Hobo with a Shotgun !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway

That's a seriously fucked up movie in all respects.

Loved it.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 07:58 PM (5kpOR)

313 aaawwwww look its taters butterball of love.

Posted by: morigu at January 17, 2020 07:58 PM (Eu98u)

314 NOOD Obamas

Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:58 PM (zr5Kq)

315 Use a certain water logged Olds 88 as counter-weight.
Posted by: Anna Puma
--------

Sooner or later, that is going to be recovered.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 07:58 PM (plu6+)

316 Another neat, oddball flick is Repo-man with Tiger-blood's brother, emilo estevaz. As a bonus it features the late, great Harry Dean Stanton.

Posted by: eastofsuez at January 17, 2020 07:59 PM (U2zca)

317 Apropos of nothing, the original Jabba the Hutt in the first movie was a fat Irish gangster like human, then they tried to use CGI and he became a Smoo looking alien that was laughable, then they just cut the scene with him entirely.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 07:59 PM (OEn1v)

318 309 Regarding the previous post, on black support for Trump, I no longer dismiss it...

Me too in Georgia.

Posted by: Dingbat at January 17, 2020 07:59 PM (a3X/n)

319 "Nood Obamas"

*hesitates to look*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 08:00 PM (plu6+)

320 I have a great plan about Kristol:

Ignore him.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 17, 2020 08:00 PM (l9m7l)

321 310 How did Jabbas reproduce ? Were there female Jabbas ?
Posted by: runner at January 17, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)

mitosis

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 17, 2020 08:01 PM (G546f)

322 Repo Man is a classic.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 08:01 PM (5kpOR)

323 The Hidden was a good movie and not just for the part with that gal from Babylon 5 as a pole dancer.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 17, 2020 08:02 PM (B06Zw)

324 Virginians have borne arms for 400 years, yet 90% of their counties just became 2A sanctuaries.

Kristol supports Police State rule over George Washington's peaceful transfer of executive power--no wonder he supports gun-grabbers.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2020 08:03 PM (Ndje9)

325 This guy won't hang exactly.

When he drops his head will pop off,

well...tear off...

which believe it or not has happened in the past with too far a drop or too much weight.

Pop-top Terrorist - so the muslims have finally invented something after 700 years!

Nice work, fellas.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2020 08:04 PM (9X624)

326 Not news to you or me, or the patriots in Virginia,
but it ought to be a wake-up call to the low info types and moderates in
her district who aren't tuned in to what leftists are planning.

There's a lot of lazy, ill-informed, clueless voters out there.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 17, 2020 07:53 PM (/CMjY)

i admit i haven't checked on it lately as I have better things to do. But the last time I did a deep dive it was shocking how few Virginia Dems in leadership from the executive branch to the legislature were born in Virginia. The last time I checked the vast majority of their leaders were not even from the state.

It is a bit scary that they would be this confrontational but I guess that is the time we live in. A real Virginian would not want to wage a war against his own people even if they disagreed on a few things. He would want to bring them along at least.

Anyone going to Richmond to do anything but voice their concerns is a fool imo. "Otoh, it is pretty obvious that the Dems want to poison the protest so much that many decent people won't show up. They are prepping the battlefield as it were and basically saying if you are a normal citizen with concerns, you are not welcome.

And those that blithely mention the National Guard as some group that would turn on fellow Virginians don't know a thing about who serves in that division. I am not saying they wont follow orders but come on. What is going on with these people?
The thing that really bothers me is that if Lefty's were going to protest something, none of this over the top rhetoric would be happening. This is not good for democracy. I doubt any protest will change Dem plans, the time to win was in November. But people have a right to protest whether they are conservative or liberal. If not this country is in real trouble.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 08:10 PM (n13/j)

327 Kim Jong Un = Whoa, fat!

This guy: hold my chicken wing

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 08:11 PM (dNzKv)

328 and when counting non Virginian Dem reps, i included leaders in the House and Senate over the last couple of decades. At one point it was comical really. Maybe more are from Va now like Northam.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 08:13 PM (n13/j)

329 320: OMG! I own it on VHS.
That whacked out janitor at the repo office, saying he thinks of this random stuff on the bus so he has time to think. He concludes "the more you drive the less intelligent you are." And that crazy scientist saying "people say radiation is harmful? Not. At. All."
And of course, "Let's do crime! Let's get sushi and not pay!"

Posted by: vivi at January 17, 2020 08:16 PM (11H2y)

330 > Pretty sure we won't be seeing Barron stoned, drunk and passed out like Malia ever.

Pretty sure we won't ever see him pimped out to the likes of Harvey Weinstein, either. Malia got sent off to be a playtoy for Harvey. Twice.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 17, 2020 08:30 PM (qUFPp)

331 This man is an oasis of fat and chitlins.

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2020 08:31 PM (ATCV4)

332 Abu Abdul Bari-atric Surgery

Posted by: Justin at January 17, 2020 09:11 PM (4ghPf)

333 Yes and when they came for the guns at Lexington and Concord they should have issued a sternly worded letter.
FOAD.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 17, 2020 09:48 PM (SqopC)

334 Watch the dhimmies stage a red flag operation in Richmond.

Posted by: I am not corey Booker at January 17, 2020 09:53 PM (Ju2mK)

335 A new swamp critter. And not even over here but out of a desert.

Posted by: torabora at January 18, 2020 04:20 AM (Y274z)

336 Oh, Bill: You're NOT a Virginian. No matter where your official address is, you're a 'citizen' of D.C. You are a swamp creature. And assholes like you are why we have this shitty governor and the newly shitty legislature, taking away our rights.

*two fingers up*

Posted by: GWB at January 18, 2020 08:27 AM (n5+VT)

337 560 pounds and he boils still fuck?

Posted by: Kurt at January 18, 2020 02:46 PM (QzC5Z)

338 Has anyone heard from Charlie Martin since the fatso was caught?

Posted by: Can'tBCoonman at January 18, 2020 03:10 PM (tco6a)

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