You Can't Say That In Comics! ONT

Comics have been around as a mass produced art form for more than 80 years. During that time, the language has changed, attitudes have changed, hell, the whole cultural zeitgeist today would seem as foreign to a visitor from the 1930s as Afghanistan culture seems to us (read about the dancing boys sometime. Or don't, for your sanity and the sake of keeping your lunch down). Naturally, that means that some things that went unremarked to period eyes seem very, very strange to us today.

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Of course, changing vernacular has it's own place in this pantheon. You could do an entire ONT on Batman's boners, back in the 1940s the word had an entirely different connotation, and was beloved of the folks writing the Batman books. This is just a small sample.

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I would bet this next one is from one of the Spire Christian Comics books. Does anyone else remember these? They were published in the 1970s and featured either morality tales starring Archie and his gang, biographical stories about contemporary Christians (Tom Landry, Johnny Cash, Mitsuo Fuchida (led the attack on Pearl Harbor), Chuck Colson, etc. and popular evangelical topics (Hal Lindsey's There's A New World Coming). I think I had all of them at one point or another.

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I dunno. The art style isn't quite as I remember, but the dialogue sure is. I can tell you that never once during my yonderling days did I ever hear anyone follow “Hey, let's get high/drunk/have sex/whatever” with “and deny Christ”. Must have been a more evil crowd than the one I hung out with.

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Of course, the comics code might have been a lot more effective if it had just outlawed any comic book characters named Dick.

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Sometimes the zeitgeist just seems weird to modern ears.

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Although I suppose that last one is just the 50s version of “Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure”.


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Often the text is fine, but the art is....questionable

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Not to mention all those things that seem gay to us today.

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And here are a few miscellaneous frames to wrap things up

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Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by the only thing to do:

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Posted by: WeirdDave at 09:45 PM




Comments

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1 I used to create new thought balloons for comics when I was a kid..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 09:47 PM (CjFDo)

2 POW!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (Vy7tf)

3 Early.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (HuH1F)

4 Tada!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Scholarly Austere at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (DMUuz)

5 LOL

I did a small series of these on Bazooka Joe's on a satirical blog I once had, making fun of Democrats. I thought I pioneered the art form but I recently did find someone doing it before me.

Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (uEbPt)

6 Mmm, Comix. Where's Mr. Natural?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:49 PM (XVuno)

7
So THAT'S what was meant by an Erector Set!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 09:49 PM (pNxlR)

8 Top pic. Wasn't that from "Batman vs Chippendales"?

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 09:51 PM (xkSJa)

9 Luke McCain looks mighty proud of his girth stump.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:51 PM (XVuno)

10 Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and Fat Freddie's Cat!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Scholarly Austere at January 16, 2020 09:52 PM (DMUuz)

11 Someone said nood?

Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 16, 2020 09:52 PM (PHotS)

12 Jan. 16th. Happy Religious Freedom Day to all you florists, bakers, and old school preachers out there!

Posted by: Rex B at January 16, 2020 09:52 PM (nQksi)

13 i would have rather seen nude babes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU)

14 ZONG!

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (Vy7tf)

15 Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and Fat Freddie's Cat!

Wonder Wart Hog, if you're going to wander off in that direction.

Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (xkSJa)

16 I love WeirdDave ONTs! They are the nitrous-huffing cousins of the edifying MisHum ONTs.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)

17 early ONT's are an offense against nature and the natural order of things...

IMHO, of course.

k3wl content, Whiskey Delta!

Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (DhT1M)

18 Archie gets Surprise Anal.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (XVuno)

19
Hip Knox wished he was named Dick Knox.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (pNxlR)

20 I love this thread so much.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (d1uFV)

21 Comics were a big deal for me in the 60's growing up.
I had a paper route to fund the habit from age 9 on, and Saturday afternoon was comics time.
I had 3 stores that carried various comic brands and would plot out my Saturday afternoon trek accordingly.
When there were no new ones released in a certain week, I would make the long walk to the used comic book store. (actually that was just a small part of their business, but all I cared about!)
Then.. I'd head home with a 25 cent bag of Fritos (big bag in 1960!) and a soda and make a sammich, and sit in the crappy torn up chair (but damn comfy!) in the basement for hours reading.
It was my way of getting away from my 3 brothers who were always around. Not that I didn't play with them otherwise.. but I just liked my alone comic time..
Good memories..

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 09:55 PM (CjFDo)

22 Hey everybody.

Wow, great topic WeirdDave. Thanks.

I've mentioned this before, but it's interesting if you look at the very earliest Peanuts comic strips. They were quite different not only in appearance, but also in themes and tones. It appears even Charles Schulz, at one time, was a bit of an Angry Young Man.

There's one where Charlie Brown is going to the drugstore to buy a comic book; he says "it's the only thing that can revive me." When he finally gets there, CB exclaims "what a fabulous gory layout!" And EVERY comic has titles like: Death, Hate, Kill, Maim, Murder, Revenge, Hit, Punch, Pow...

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)

23 15 Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and Fat Freddie's Cat!

Wonder Wart Hog, if you're going to wander off in that direction.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (xkSJa)
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My older sister had them all. It was a great bridge to other underground comix after MAD Magazine.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)

24 20 I love this thread so much.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (d1uFV)

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It speaks to me.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (XVuno)

25 ROFL! I larffed more from this ONT than I have in a long long time!!!

I suppose it would be unfair to have added in Chick Tracts. My sweet, departed mother in law was the nicest southern lady - and she always kept some of those around, just in case grandkids came over.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (V2Yro)

26 I'm in tears.

Honestly, it is tough to even sit in the chair after reading tonight's ONT.

My sides are starting to hurt.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (sy5kK)

27 I just wandered in here, I'm not a regular or anything...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)

28 I saw Queer Machine open for Dick Is Good at St. Andrews back in 1989.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)

29
Is, is this ONT nothing more than a bag o' dicks' (jokes)?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (pNxlR)

30 Blonde is a surprise evolution for an otter.

Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (FhXTo)

31 WOW! For some reason, I never took to comics. Maybe because I started reading early and the library was just down the street.
Well, except for Mad Magazine.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Li/V9)

32 woof

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2020 09:58 PM (GVNT/)

33 My sides are starting to hurt.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (sy5kK)

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If the pain spreads to your nipples, get immediate medical assistance!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:58 PM (XVuno)

34 I love and hate you for making me laugh that hard in public

Posted by: Impudent Warwick at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Twprl)

35 I approve.

Posted by: allahpundhit at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (inFcx)

36 Adam Schiff alter ego: Zippy the Pinhead.

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)

37 I had a huge comic collection as a kid as my dad sold them. I'd get all the returns. Sadly, I tossed most of them, keeping only a handful of Classics Illustrated.

Good times

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (7ZQe3)

38 I think I'm gonna change my nickname to The Gay Desperado!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (CjFDo)

39 o/t ...sorry, but I'm racking in early as I have a 6:00am appointment with the cancer docs tomorrow.

Looking for a little Horde mojo as I'm going into radiation therapy, so your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated.

...and now back to your regularly scheduled ONT antics.

Peace

Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)

40 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at January 16, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)

41 These are so funny. I laughed until I farted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2020 10:00 PM (yQpMk)

42 Is "solid dick" like "the straight poop"?

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)

43
"Next stop, Gay City!" uttered by Man of Tomorrow was distressingly prophetic.

It would have been cosmically disturbing had he said, "Next stop, Drop Trou and Squat City!", though.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:01 PM (pNxlR)

44 ..WOW! For some reason, I never took to comics. Maybe because I started reading early and the library was just down the street.
Well, except for Mad Magazine.

Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Li/V9)



^^^ THIS.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2020 10:01 PM (QzJWU)

45 3 quarts of Old Milwaukee ($1.05) and an Armadillo Comix

"Oh Gee Sarge"
and "PUD"

and Robert Crumb

Fritz the Cat

Posted by: Larro at January 16, 2020 10:01 PM (10GNe)

46 I had a huge comic collection as a kid as my dad
sold them. I'd get all the returns. Sadly, I tossed most of them,
keeping only a handful of Classics Illustrated.



Good times

Posted by: Pete Seria...........
Classics Illustrated was a big part of what I found at the used comic book store! They were OK.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:02 PM (CjFDo)

47 36 Adam Schiff alter ego: Zippy the Pinhead.
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)


Zippy the Pinhead's alter ego: Adam Schiff.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)

48 What a collection. That takes dedication.

Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2020 10:03 PM (CE5C/)

49 Anyone remember the Mr. Natural comic strips? My memory is a bit hazy.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)

50 "The gay desperado! He's comin' in through the back door, amigos!"

Come on, they would have to have known.

Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)

51 39 o/t ...sorry, but I'm racking in early as I have a 6:00am appointment with the cancer docs tomorrow.

Looking for a little Horde mojo as I'm going into radiation therapy, so your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated.

...and now back to your regularly scheduled ONT antics.

Peace
Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)



Prayers up, browndog.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (sy5kK)

52 Prayers up browndog.
Fuck cancer

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (Tt761)

53 46 I had a huge comic collection as a kid as my dad sold them. I'd get all the returns. Sadly, I tossed most of them, keeping only a handful of Classics Illustrated.


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I got this Action Comics issue with Superman lifting up a car on the cover. Think it's worth anything?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (XVuno)

54 prayers up, Browndog.
hit the ground running hard in the morn!

Posted by: Larro at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (10GNe)

55 Gosh, some of these are *too* perfect... I hope none have been Photoshopped.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (Gs5TH)

56
Dick comics before they dick you!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:05 PM (pNxlR)

57 Thanks for the ONT, WeirdDave!

Good thing we were too poor to buy comic books when I was growing up.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (fNFgo)

58 Haven't laughed that hard in a long time.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (CLteG)

59 Peace

Posted by: browndog

..........
You got it, browndog!
Fuck cancer to hell!

Too much of it in my family, though I thank God every day it has all resolved well. Lucky catches early.

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (CjFDo)

60
Batman and a goat? Who figured him for a MooSlim?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (pNxlR)

61 Gosh, some of these are *too* perfect... I hope none have been Photoshopped.
Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (Gs5TH)

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Bloody cynic.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (XVuno)

62 The close-up panel of Superman and Richard Nixon was doctored. In the original comic circa 1963 the Man of Steel confided his secret identity to President John F. Kennedy.

But the altered version makes it funny.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (/CMjY)

63 I believe all of this sort of stuff was intentional, just as the character name Beaver Cleaver was. Writers testing what they could get past the censors, and laughing it up in the Marvel, etc. offices when they got away with something risque.

(Wasn't there a CCC review of comic books back in the day - Comic Content Council or something - I vaguely recall a CCC logo on all of the covers)

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (AMIL/)

64 prayers up Browndog

Posted by: wing at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)

65 I got this Action Comics issue with Superman lifting up a car on the cover. Think it's worth anything?

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Condition is key. My comics are in the original plastic wrappers. Condition is excellent on these.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 10:07 PM (7ZQe3)

66 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2020 10:07 PM (2B9A/)

67
I got this Action Comics issue with Superman lifting up a car on the cover. Think it's worth anything?

Posted by: Cicero
...Yes! But probably not as much as you would hope!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:07 PM (CjFDo)

68
Code of
Comics
Conformity
Code

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (pNxlR)

69 There are sites for valuing comic books.. here's one for example.. no idea how legit.
https://comics.gocollect.com/

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (CjFDo)

70 Hmm. Did Spidey's keister get fisted, or did Spidey keister a fist?

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (GVNT/)

71 prayers browndog.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (KP5rU)

72 Comics Code Authority.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 10:09 PM (/CMjY)

73 Brown dog,huge advancements In treatments in the last few years. Have faith. Prayers up for you.

Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 10:09 PM (7ZQe3)

74 WD--The comics are hysterical. Are most of them spoofs?

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)

75 Story linked at FB:

"Starbucks, home of the $4 latte, is moving into poor areas"

Yeah, that'll work out great.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)

76 Prayers up, Browndog.

And it's time for you bartenders to be inventive again.

Need a couple drinks created.


"FUCK CANCER" and "CHEMOTHERAPY".


I'm thinking the second one just might require some Everclear?



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (QzJWU)

77 Good luck tomorrow browndog. Prayers going for you.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)

78 Hmmm. No Archie, Richie Rich or Little Lotta, so I have nothing to add

Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (YxML+)

79 Very visual ONT WD. Most excellent as always.

Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (zUdXR)

80 39 o/t ...sorry, but I'm racking in early as I have a 6:00am appointment with the cancer docs tomorrow.

Looking for a little Horde mojo as I'm going into radiation therapy, so your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated.

...and now back to your regularly scheduled ONT antics.

Peace
Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)


Prayers for healing for you, browndog.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)

81 Hey Jonny, wanna see my log?

Lucus MCcain

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

82 Hmmm. No Archie, Richie Rich or Little Lotta, so I have nothing to add
Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (YxML+)

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Little Lotta was a pioneer in the fight against fat shaming. Besides, fact people are hilarious.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (XVuno)

83 Comic book chick needs more dick.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (9Om/r)

84 This is a hoot and a holler, WeirdDave.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (HaL55)

85 Did somebody say "Mr. Natural?"

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jQnIL-XPerQ

Posted by: Emmie at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (87gB3)

86 makes sense. the future belongs to gay computers who can time travel.

Posted by: x at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (nFwvY)

87 We need a comic with walls closing in due to bombshells

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (H2imd)

88 Best wishes brown-dog

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)

89 Hilarious ONT, WeirdDave!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (wiXsO)

90 I remember hearing years ago that Chuck Connors had a huge cock for real, so maybe that's why he's smirking in that picture.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)

91 I don't get it.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)

92 Prayers up browndog.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (HaL55)

93 Prayers up, browndog. Hope all goes well.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo)

94 I pray everything goes well, browndog.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (2B9A/)

95 90 I remember hearing years ago that Chuck Connors had a huge cock for real, so maybe that's why he's smirking in that picture.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)

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Pfffft.

Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)

96 " But DICK is everything a young girl could want!"

Lol

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (o1fzk)

97 Just kidding. Funny as hell.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)

98 Ah, The Joker, and the original flaming clown boners.


That's all I got, sorry.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (WHf5Y)

99 Hilarious.

This awakens my inner Beavis & Butthead.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (1n6zw)

100 The music teachers where we took piano kept a huge pile of comics on a table in the classroom.
We'd read them before our lesson, or while waiting for our moms to pick us up.
All the Archies, Caspar, Sugar and Spike, the Disneys...
Not a lot of Marvel or DC, though.

Good times...

This was hilarious, Dave.

Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (bo8pf)

101 Prayers, browndog.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)

102 Good luck, Browndog. Don't lose heart.

Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)

103 Hip knox looks like he strapped the queer machine on long before that comic.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (9Om/r)

104 Just one more thing. My new (temporary) hash speaks to me-- it's saying, "Why? Why? whhhhhhhhhhhhyyyyy"

Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (WHf5Y)

105 Peace
Posted by: browndog
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Prayers, Brown, and a manhug. The docs seem to know what they are doing these days. Hang tough.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (LxqES)

106 I remember hearing years ago that Chuck Connors had a huge cock for real, so maybe that's why he's smirking in that picture.
Posted by: JoeF.

Additionally, Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker are in the HOF for that as well.

Story goes Berle and Tucker were with friends at a Hollywood bar totally trashed and eventually got around to playing 'compare'. When it came to Berle's turn Tucker hollered "Only take out enough to win Milltie!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)

107 makes sense. the future belongs to gay computers who can time travel.


as does the past.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (yQpMk)

108 These artists KNEW what they were doing. It's like in the cartoons when a character is smitten by a hot girls and she pops him on the head and he develops a massive boner-like bump on his heard....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (o1fzk)

109 With all of that money Nancy Pelosi has you think she would buy the best Poligrip instead of that Dollar General shit

Fucking mush mouth

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

110 Ditto on mucho prayers browndog.

Posted by: TarzanTurk at January 16, 2020 10:18 PM (le+Hu)

111 makes sense. the future belongs to gay computers who can time travel.
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Dave? What are you doing Dave?

Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:18 PM (LxqES)

112 MisHum, Nancy buys the cheap stuff ever since Poli-Grip went alcohol-free :-P

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)

113 We'd read them before our lesson, or while waiting for our moms to pick us up.

All the Archies, Caspar, Sugar and Spike, the Disneys...

Not a lot of Marvel or DC, though.



Good times...



This was hilarious, Dave.

Posted by: sal
..........
Casper the Friendly Ghost was Richie Rich dead!
https://tinyurl.com/txws9qz

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (CjFDo)

114 With all of that money Nancy Pelosi has you think she would buy the best Poligrip instead of that Dollar General shit

Fucking mush mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The vague gestures, the confused statements. She belongs in a home.

Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LxqES)

115
Back when Magic, The Gathering card packs first came on the market, our daughter and son got into them in a big way. Soon they had (small) shoeboxes full of them. One day our son found a publication which enumerated all cards produced up to that point in which a dollar value for each one was assigned that reflected its rareness, powers or whatever.

Of course the two of them went through their respective decks, tallying up their new found source of wealth (not paying the least attention to what they had paid to accumulate their respective hoards, of course). They spoke with pride of how astutely they had amassed such riches.

Until, that is, when I asked, "Do you know who has made a killing in the Magic, The Gathering marketplace?"

"No, who?"

"The person or persons who assembled that ridiculous price list and then had it published and sold to folks such as you. Every one of your cards is worth exactly nothing unless someone comes forward and offers you money for them."

I was (am) such a deliverer of bad, but realistic, lessons.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:20 PM (pNxlR)

116 God Bless Browndog!

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:20 PM (K22Va)

117 pelosi belongs in a crypt. she's already a keeper.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)

118 That panel of Superman "whizzing" off to "Gay City" is rather... disturbing.

Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (/CMjY)

119 Prayers being sent your way, browndog.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (wiXsO)

120 95 90 I remember hearing years ago that Chuck Connors had a huge cock for real, so maybe that's why he's smirking in that picture.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)

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Pfffft.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)


You wish.

Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood, Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a single lifetime.

Posted by: Chairman of the Board at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (sy5kK)

121 Prayers, browndog- a peaceful night and strength for tomorrow.

Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (bo8pf)

122 no
not gonna
you're welcome
maybe tomorrow
bye

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (l9m7l)

123 This guy Dave, he be weird.

I never liked comic books or got their allure. The only ones I recall reading were SGT. Rock and Garfield I realize I lost all cred with the Garfield thing but I wear my views on my sleeve. I quickly transitioned to Soldier of Fortune in my early teens.

special mention to The Far Side. I know it is not really a comic book but I loved those.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (n13/j)

124 Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood, Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a single lifetime.
Posted by: Chairman of the Board

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He did them HIS way!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)

125 Those comic panels...oh my God.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)

126 Thanks WD for some laughs.
I wasn't around many comics but MAD Magazine was a lifeline.
I grew up reading Art Buchwald's column.
As satire he was very good. Lampooned every body.
Uh, that beast in the side bar. That's in NZ?
Someone needs to alert the Japanese whaling people.
That's a crime against humanity waddling around.

Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (Tt761)

127 The vague gestures, the confused statements. She belongs in a home.

Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LxqES)


You misspelled iron cage.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)

128
70 Hmm. Did Spidey's keister get fisted, or did Spidey keister a fist?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (GVNT/)


The Dogeater's Education Czar would answer that riddle, but he is, er, indisposed at the moment.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:23 PM (pNxlR)

129 Took the rookie option... Read the content first, then had a brain fart.

Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 16, 2020 10:23 PM (jHIjw)

130 123: never read comic books. didn't get the allure. hot rod, car craft, popular hot rodding, were my reading material back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (KP5rU)

131 I am in desperate need of an innocuous explanation for the "easy prey" panel. There's no possible way that panel was designed to be anything but cringe-inducing.

Posted by: pookysgirl, Snickers fairy at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (5Qxot)

132 114 With all of that money Nancy Pelosi has you think she would buy the best Poligrip instead of that Dollar General shit

Fucking mush mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The vague gestures, the confused statements. She belongs in a home.
Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LxqES)


She would be institutionalized forever using her vaginal musings

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)

133 pelosi belongs in a crypt. she's already a keeper.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)


James Carvil isn't ready to retire.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (9Om/r)

134 Heath Ledger Joker was best Joker. He was based on Iago.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (LxTcq)

135
Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood,
Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a
single lifetime.

Posted by: Chairman of the Board

............And Mia Farrow.
Ronan Farrow looks more like Frank every day!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:25 PM (CjFDo)

136 133; HA!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:25 PM (KP5rU)

137 1983...(A Merman Shall I turn to Be)

Wild, whacky stuff.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)

138
Little Lulu, I believe it was.

She had a friend, Tubby, who was a male and, well, tubby.

There was another boy, too, with snaggle teeth and stubbly hair - Iggy, I think his name was.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:26 PM (pNxlR)

139 Never quite got the normal comics, but some of the underground ones do speak to me -- Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and some of R. Crumb's stuff, for example. Earliest comic love was Don Martin and that guy who did Spy vs Spy, though. I have a couple of huge Don Martin compilation books.

Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 10:26 PM (dOV9E)

140 hang tough Browndog. Prayers up for you!

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (n13/j)

141 This pen is now imbued with mystical powers. It's like I'm holding Narsil!

Posted by: Nanzi Palsy at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (IPvH/)

142 of all the posts today this one was the funniest one and by a healthy margin

Posted by: happyfeet at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (OAnFp)

143 Bucky Barnes had some solid dick for Cap.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)

144 Scott Shaw used to (and perhaps still does) a hilarious presentation of "Oddball Comics", mostly covers that were just whacky, I think it included the Rifleman cover with the log.

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 16, 2020 10:28 PM (2lndx)

145
"Just what is the "queer machine"? asked Hip Knox.

"You'll find out in a moment," said Aunt Peg huskily as she strapped on her Master Blaster dildo.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (pNxlR)

146 never read comic books. didn't get the allure. hot rod, car craft, popular hot rodding, were my reading material back then.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (KP5rU)


Yeah same here. I had read a few here and there, but not many. It was mostly all car and motorcycle stuff, or music stuff, or astronomy stuff. I think I was born a gear head. I was fascinated by cars.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)

147 Archie comics were often dumb, especially in later years, but there was kind of a golden age. Very funny, well-drawn and well-written. Part of the hit and miss comes from the numerous different artists.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)

148 WeirdDave - Thanks for some great ONT's!
This one was especially good!
It is a nice respite at the end of the day after reading all the crap going on in this country..
Thanks to you and all the COBs!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:30 PM (CjFDo)

149 145
"Just what is the "queer machine"? asked Hip Knox.


Cum here I'll show you
Posted bt Mayor Pete the penis slurper

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)

150 109 With all of that money Nancy Pelosi has you think she would buy the best Poligrip instead of that Dollar General shit

Fucking mush mouth

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)

I don't think she wears dentures. But if she does, she or her PR folks gotta be smart enough to know she needs better dentures or better adhesive, and she'd get it done. She has some problems that I can't figure out. Likely to aging and/or alcohol or drug over-use. She's always manipulating her mouth like she has loose dentures, she makes weird, exaggerated hand and arm motions when she speaks, and she cannot speak more than 6 or 7 words in a row before pausing, and the pauses are often followed by backtracking statements.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (AMIL/)

151 Archie comics were often dumb, especially in later years, but there was kind of a golden age. Very funny, well-drawn and well-written. Part of the hit and miss comes from the numerous different artists.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)

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Mmmm. Veronica and Juggie!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (XVuno)

152 Thanks, WeirdDave! That was, something(?)

Laughed my ass off, I did.

Posted by: Boomer Redneque, MAGAbilly at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (KXHve)

153 For the record there is nothing funny about suddenly needing some good dick.

Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (WdocV)

154 I am very fortunate -- very little cancer in my family. Grandfather died of bone cancer that started as the prostate cancer many guys of a certain age acquire. His doctor gave him the song and dance about something else getting him before the prostate cancer. Sadly, he was one of the unlucky few. My father died of kidney cancer that had started spreading. But I've always considered his caused by environmental factors. He was stationed in the engine room of a supply ship during WW II, then worked in the coal mines for nearly seven years, followed by twenty some years working for City Service on the Jersey turnpike. That was when the guys pumped the gas for you and repaired anything that went wrong. I figure the old boy spent nearly thirty years inhaling a lot of unhealthy chemicals. No one else on either side of the family ever had a brush with cancer.

It must be terrifying to be a woman with several close female relatives who had had breast cancer. It must be almost as terrifying to have more than one or two close relatives who had died of one form of cancer or another.

Best of luck, browndog.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (0oVJn)

155 first thought that comes to mind of the Freak Brothers is the other two hear Fat Freddie is a back room with some female run-away: Freddie yells "oh no!! Crabs!!" and the girl replies " Crabs? I thought they were little spiders!"

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (4a9Vv)

156 I don't think she wears dentures. But if she does,
she or her PR folks gotta be smart enough to know she needs better
dentures or better adhesive, and she'd get it done. She has some
problems that I can't figure out. Likely to aging and/or alcohol or
drug over-use. She's always manipulating her mouth like she has loose
dentures, she makes weird, exaggerated hand and arm motions when she
speaks, and she cannot speak more than 6 or 7 words in a row before
pausing, and the pauses are often followed by backtracking statements.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (AMIL/)


Remember the head deadite in Army of Darkness? His lower jaw kept falling off too when he spoke.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:32 PM (9Om/r)

157 You wish.

Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood, Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a single lifetime.

Posted by: Chairman of the Board at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (sy5kK)

And Jill St. John.

Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:32 PM (AMIL/)

158 Anyone remember the Mr. Natural comic strips? My memory is a bit hazy.

'Twas ever thus.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:32 PM (xkSJa)

159 Before there was "Ginger or Mary Ann?", there was "Betty or Veronica?"

Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:33 PM (bo8pf)

160 145
"Just what is the "queer machine"? asked Hip Knox.

"You'll find out in a moment," said Aunt Peg huskily as she strapped on her Master Blaster dildo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (pNxlR)


"huskily".

LMAO

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:34 PM (sy5kK)

161 Fucking mush mouth


My memory is going. Thought that one was Krazy Kat, where the mouse keeps throwing a brick at her.

http://tinyurl.com/t3womt3





Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:34 PM (K22Va)

162 Excellent ONT, really really gay.

Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 16, 2020 10:36 PM (AgR7f)

163 i grew up a gearhead too, berserker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)

164 Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)

Prayers on the way!

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (d6Ksn)

165 159 Before there was "Ginger or Mary Ann?", there was "Betty or Veronica?"
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:33 PM (bo8pf)

The answer is yes.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)

166 Yeah same here. I had read a few here and there, but
not many. It was mostly all car and motorcycle stuff, or music stuff,
or astronomy stuff. I think I was born a gear head. I was fascinated by
cars.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)

I never reached the status of Gear Head but I loved Corvettes. I had a few books on Corvettes and dreamed of owning one. I recall a Corvette tee shirt back in the day that said "Wrap your ass in fiberglass". It was very risque back then, and no way my parents would let me get one.
Today I would still like to drive a Corvette but I have more of a SUV body.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (n13/j)

167 162 Excellent ONT, really really gay.


Maybe Dave identifies as fruit

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)

168 158
Anyone remember the Mr. Natural comic strips? My memory is a bit hazy.

We tried to copy the walk. Stoner days.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (K22Va)

169 Thanks for the ONT, WD, you made me laugh out loud.

And I needed it. Tonight is the second anniversary of my last night with my late wife.
Many memories.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (Uu+Jp)

170 Shallow....
Nuff said

Posted by: Builder Berg at January 16, 2020 10:38 PM (q5XnN)

171 I'm going to taste beer.

and deny Christ.

Sheesh. Kind of a Reefer Madness vibe there.

smoking weed causes you to frantically play ragtime tunes on the piano, and commit murder.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)

172 i grew up a gearhead too, berserker.
Posted by: chavez the hugo

----
Especially for you two. Obligatory court scene - My Cousin Vinny. Marisa Tomey - oh yeah.

https://youtu.be/3nGQLQF1b6I

Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)

173 Betty and Veronica were EXACTLY the same--same facial features, same figures. Only difference was one came from money and dressed more expensively.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (o1fzk)

174 Yeah same here. I had read a few here and there, but
not many. It was mostly all car and motorcycle stuff, or music stuff,
or astronomy stuff. I think I was born a gear head. I was fascinated by
cars.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 202010:29 PM (9Om/r)

Now Berserker, I bet he hung around with kids who said "and deny Christ" when they were being bad.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (r11vt)

175 Bravo!! Bravo!!! Take a bow!!!!!

Posted by: Groundhog at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (VYwSh)

176 Anyone remember the Mr. Natural comic strips? My memory is a bit hazy.

We tried to copy the walk. Stoner days.
Posted by: dartist
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Uh, we don't remember hardly anything...

Posted by: Furry Freak Brothers at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (LxqES)

177 i would cut nanzi some slack if she wasn't an evil, country destroying, power hungry twat, trying to suffocate the hopes and dreams of every tax paying citizen. fuck her with a 747 in the ass before they're all retired.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (KP5rU)

178 @163 that's not what the Rhinelander Beer brewery told me.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (aA3+G)

179 Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (n13/j)

I would LOVE to see 'the Haunted Tank' done as a movie.

Heads would explode.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

180
Thanks for the ONT, WD, you made me laugh out loud.



And I needed it. Tonight is the second anniversary of my last night with my late wife.

Many memories.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
.............
Hugs. man..
Damn! Two years already?

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (CjFDo)

181
One good thing about being a Mariners fan, with all this stuff coming out about Astros and Red Sox and Mets players and managers getting fired for stealing signs, is that I can confidently say the Mariners never did this.

Proof?

Look at their record.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)

182 Boner was indeed a common slang term for a ridiculous mistake. Fred Merkle of the NY Giants made a dumb baserunning error in a game against the Cubs in 1908 that was forever known as Merkle's boner.

By the '70's, the meaning had changed. Nowadays, guys get boners and then make ridiculous mistakes.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)

183 Someone commented on JJ's morning thread that it would be funny if someone sped up the dems stupid impeachment parade and added Yakety Sax. It seems someone has.

https://bit.ly/2TtqyNz

Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (KbCvz)

184 Betty and Veronica were EXACTLY the same--same
facial features, same figures. Only difference was one came from money
and dressed more expensively.


Posted by: JoeF.
.............
WTF are you talking about??
Blonde.. Brunette!
Completely different!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (CjFDo)

185 I have a feeling that a later panel of the "Let's Get High...and Deny Christ!" comic depicts the two high Christ Deniers in a horrific car crash.
Dead.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (o1fzk)

186 167 162 Excellent ONT, really really gay.


Maybe Dave identifies as fruit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)


Is this an example of COB on COB violence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)

187 i grew up a gearhead too, berserker.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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From last thread:

'Muncie', triggers 'Rock crusher'. Gearheads will understand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (LxqES)

188
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods

*awkward bro-hug*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

189 Betty and Veronica are as different as regular and Golden Oreos.....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)

190 187: hammer, the m-22. sweetest sounding gear train ever built.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

191 Many memories.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods


My sympathy and prayers for you, N.L. Urker.

I know I know I know...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)

192 Shetland Sheepdog conformation standards calls for ears that stand up, but with the tips bending over forwards. Fifty years ago, nonconforming ears were termed "gay" ears. I wonder what they are called these days.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (0oVJn)

193 Mr Natural, often seen with Flakey Foont and Schmann the Human.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (4a9Vv)

194 My grandmother taught piano for 50 years, and had stacks and stacks and boxes and boxes of comics for her students. I'm sure every famous comic ever printed was there, all exceedingly worn out. I'd be reading in the back and see Dale Evans come tearing up in a cloud of dust to drop off her brood, and then go roaring out again. Circa '65, I'd guess.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 16, 2020 10:46 PM (HuH1F)

195 Now Berserker, I bet he hung around with kids who said "and deny Christ" when they were being bad.


Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (r11vt)

My friends were fucking nuts, a good amount were gearheads, but none were musicians. I was the only one. Oh they wanted to be one, made me learn a lot of shitty fucking songs to teach them that went nowhere, but I alone was one of the 4 horseman. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:46 PM (9Om/r)

196 189 Betty and Veronica are as different as regular and Golden Oreos.....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)

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Mounds and Almond Joy

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)

197 188
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods

*awkward bro-hug*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)

And we're back to boners...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

198 'Muncie', triggers 'Rock crusher'. Gearheads will understand.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (LxqES)


all hail the M-22. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:48 PM (9Om/r)

199 Prayers for Health & Healing, brown dog ...

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:48 PM (LPnfS)

200 I want that 'Let's get High'... 'and Deny Christ' panel on a T Shirt.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:48 PM (PXIwb)

201 And we're back to boners...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)

Nope. Twisted my pelvis. neener neener.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)

202 berserker, see my 190.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (KP5rU)

203 Beckoning Chasm, hope your meeting was productive ...

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (LPnfS)

204 Grew up with comics. We would get 25 cents each, and three of us go to the local store and fight over which one to buy, and the other two quarters would go to candy and pop.

Up at Nonny Gompy's cabin we would go to in the summer, there was a huge stack of comics for a rainy day reading (in Minnesota, there are always rainy days at the cabin, too rainy to go fishing)
Wish I had some of those old comics today. Fun times!

Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (x4eOM)

205 One unescapble thing about older comic book art, it was terrible.

Sweet spot was the 90s.


Now it's extraordinarily hit or miss, mostly miss as most comics are drawn digitally and look it.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snort at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (keZH+)

206 Is this an example of COB on COB violence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)



I think Ace should require all the cobs to attend sensitivity training and conflict resolution.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)

207 I never reached the status of Gear Head but I loved Corvettes. I had a
few books on Corvettes and dreamed of owning one. I recall a Corvette
tee shirt back in the day that said "Wrap your ass in fiberglass". It
was very risque back then, and no way my parents would let me get one.
Today I would still like to drive a Corvette but I have more of a SUV body.


My brother, Solo Basura, wanted a Corvette for years. He was finally able to buy one in the late 90's/early 00's. Hardly ever drove it and last I heard he had it up for sale.
If you really want to drive a Corvette, get on Turo and rent one for a weekend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (xkSJa)

208 >>Betty and Veronica were EXACTLY the same--same
facial features, same figures. Only difference was one came from money
and dressed more expensively.


No.

You wanted Betty because she just might...

You wanted Veronica because she absolutely would.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:50 PM (PXIwb)

209 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (0oVJn

Irish Setters can have an awfully curved tail called gay tail. Knew a gay handler who had no problems with that term

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)

210 Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods

Sympathy for your memories.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:51 PM (K22Va)

211 Many memories.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods


May you have Joy in the good ones and Wisdom from the bad ...

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:51 PM (LPnfS)

212 206 Is this an example of COB on COB violence?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)



I think Ace should require all the cobs to attend sensitivity training and conflict resolution.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)


They will show up because of the unlimited supply of Valu-Rite.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)

213 Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (n13/j)



I would LOVE to see 'the Haunted Tank' done as a movie.



Heads would explode.

Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN)

They always explode these days, it is a function and not a flaw. There is another term for this but I can't think of it right now lol.

I don't recall The Haunted Tank but I looked it up as people do. A close family member of mine saw a more than a few doctors in their day. One of the doctors was Jeb Stuart IV. He was a good doc from what I hear and enjoyed hearing that I was so interested in history.

i have also met namesake descendants of Isaac Trimble and Dan Sickles. Sickles is the one that really interests me and his descendant could not have been nicer. But he is not on our political side. Oh well.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (n13/j)

214 How many grown men are crying in their beer because their mothers threw out their comics when they went to college of moved out for some other reason? I know the collectable comic market was hot about fifteen years ago. I knew a few guys who said extremely rude things about their mothers behind their mothers' backs.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (0oVJn)

215 think Ace should require all the cobs to attend sensitivity training and conflict resolu

Aren't you cute LadyL?!

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

216 I never reached the status of Gear Head but I loved
Corvettes. I had a few books on Corvettes and dreamed of owning one.



Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (n13/j)


Dreaming of owning a corvette? You're a gear head. A silly friend of mine dreamed of owning a jaguar. He is not a gear head.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (9Om/r)

217 Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (xkSJa)

Happy almost Friday ...

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:53 PM (LPnfS)

218 Someone commented on JJ's morning thread that it would be funny if someone sped up the dems stupid impeachment parade and added Yakety Sax. It seems someone has.
-----------

I suggested Bizet: https://tinyurl.com/wen3zxk

I would prefer a circus calliope...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (LxqES)

219 Happy almost Friday ...
Back atcha. How fares the killer cactus?

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (xkSJa)

220 Had a collection of the Furry Freak Brothers also, gave them to a friend who crashed his Harley when he was in the hospital for a long time.
Favorite of those was a panel showing tumbleweed up on a hilltop watching traffic down below, and doing a kamikazi strike on a VW van putting down below yelling "Geronimo" as they got caught in the undercarriage and burning the van.

Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (x4eOM)

221


Oh yeah..

You're headed to sensitivity training, certain sure.

I'm filing a complaint with HR, you--you--MAN!

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

222 Dad was a Ford man, but he always ended up finding really sweet deals on Split Window Vettes. 63s I think.


At one point he had 3 Black on black ones. A Fuelie, a small block and a big block parked side by side by side in the garage.

Not telling my mom about the last 2 of them landed him on the couch for quite some time. Until he sold them all off and bought himself a Shelby and her a BMW.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (PXIwb)

223 I would prefer a circus calliope...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (LxqES)


Baby Elephant Walk, FTW !!!

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)

224 Dreaming of owning a corvette? You're a gear head. A silly friend of mine dreamed of owning a jaguar. He is not a gear head.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (9Om/r)


Heh. Good one.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (aS1PU)

225 Dad was a Ford man, but he always ended up finding really sweet deals on Split Window Vettes. 63s I think.





At one point he had 3 Black on black ones. A Fuelie, a small block and a big block parked side by side by side in the garage.



Not telling my mom about the last 2 of them landed him on the couch
for quite some time. Until he sold them all off and bought himself a
Shelby and her a BMW.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (PXIwb)

Three '63s?? What he really needed was a flatbed to haul around those huge man balls. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (9Om/r)

226 garrett, '63 was the only year for the split window vette.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (KP5rU)

227 Check out the ONT, first thing I see is Robin talking to Batman about a thong.

Figures.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (2PXwn)

228 Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/w5kqo7s

https://tinyurl.com/qsjdo3t

https://tinyurl.com/uw5d9e7

https://tinyurl.com/qmfr3hw

https://tinyurl.com/u65of3r

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

229 Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

***SNORT***

Mrs. MH can't get me to chill.......

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)

230 >>Three '63s?? What he really needed was a flatbed to haul around those huge man balls. lol


He kept finding killer deals on original owner cars. And he knew better than to even haggle...

but yeah - total Moron Maneuver. Proud of the guy.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:58 PM (PXIwb)

231 How fares the killer cactus?

Cactus doing better than the lemon tree. But then need a month of Sundays to get the yards looking good.

Ah well.

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:58 PM (LPnfS)

232 I wish I still had all the cars I ran through.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:58 PM (K22Va)

233 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/ss4qey9

https://tinyurl.com/tcrcxl9

https://tinyurl.com/yx4uuael

https://tinyurl.com/sbjcacz

Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u)

234 Thanks Chavez.

I knew it was one year only and ether 62 or 63.

I am not a big Vette fan. But those and the previous body were timeless cars.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:59 PM (PXIwb)

235 ***SNORT***

Mrs. MH can't get me to chill.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)


Mrs. MisHum's program to retrain you clearly has not been strict enough.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)

236 my bad it was jeb the V. No matter but I didn't want to get it wrong. Just a doc that did a good job.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (n13/j)

237 i was the only guy in this town to destroy an m-22. i was a fucking idiot sometimes.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)

238 >>I wish I still had all the cars I ran through.


My entire place would be covered in Mustangs, VW Buses and Audi Quattros.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (PXIwb)

239 MisHum -- I did not know that about Irish Setters. Most of my purebred dog experience was with Shelties. I bought a book about them when I had my first one, which is where I learned about the gay ears. I also learned that mine was too tall. But that was okay. I had absolutely no plans to show him. He was pet quality, as was the second one, which also had gay ears. The Sheltie mix I got from the pound had perfect ear confirmation. LOL!!!

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (0oVJn)

240 Weird Dave, are you donating your brain to science after you're gone? Just curious.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (p7nIS)

241 and a look at Betty and Veronica via Google images... except for the hair color, the only difference I can see is that Betty had her hair in a ponytail.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (4a9Vv)

242 I liked Jags too. I always thought that modern cars all look the same. But no doubt if you learn their specs you can tell them apart.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (n13/j)

243 kbdabear at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)

That's some cheerful, fresh faced, soul stealin' that is ...

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (LPnfS)

244 I would prefer a circus calliope...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (LxqES)

Baby Elephant Walk, FTW !!!
Posted by: Adriane
-------

Try this: https://tinyurl.com/vtapk8j

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (LxqES)

245 Comics are homosexual.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2020 11:02 PM (ATCV4)

246 233 More Ginger Thursday ONT Compliance Pics



whoa.


those freckles.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:02 PM (sy5kK)

247
Humorous comic stuff

http://www.lileks.com/institute/comicsins

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2020 11:03 PM (aKsyK)

248 "Naturally, that means that some things that went unremarked to period eyes seem very, very strange to us today."

Nah, people pretty much had the idea that comics were made by degenerates back then, too. See the Kefauver hearings in the 50's.

Posted by: Monty James at January 16, 2020 11:03 PM (Zqz9o)

249 Cactus doing better than the lemon tree. But then need a month of Sundays to get the yards looking good.



Ah well.


Completely understand. Heading up to the secret mountain lair tomorrow to put a 3' x 3' and a 6" x 3' set of drywall patches in a bathroom wall. Them comes, mud, texture, and painting! Almost as much fun as doing my own dental work.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:04 PM (xkSJa)

250
Cartoons were educational back in the '40's:

Pvt Snafu vs Malaria Mike

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9mLM1K3U2s

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 11:04 PM (bB94Y)

251 Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM

My youngest wanted to show dogs. So we did for 2-3 years. It was interesting but definitely not my cup of coffee

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

252 The Weather Channel is going to drive me crazy. Just because part of the country's had a warm spell, they won't quit yapping about how there's no winter because of global warming, blah blah blah.

Almost makes me glad tomorrow's forecast is 30 degrees and 2 inches of snow and ice. Almost.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (2PXwn)

253 Try this: https://tinyurl.com/vtapk8j
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (LxqES)


Ah, tradition!

You might see the humor in this ...
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (LPnfS)

254 Weird Dave, are you donating your brain to science after you're gone? Just curious.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (p7nIS)


Abby Normal

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2020 11:06 PM (aS1PU)

255
The Weather Channel is going to drive me crazy. Just because part of the
country's had a warm spell, they won't quit yapping about how there's
no winter because of global warming, blah blah blah.



Almost makes me glad tomorrow's forecast is 30 degrees and 2 inches of snow and ice. Almost.

Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (2PXwn)

they will call it climate change. you cant' fix stupid. It is much worse abroad. I recall in Europe every time it rained they blamed global warming and this was years ago.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:07 PM (n13/j)

256 221


Oh yeah..

You're headed to sensitivity training, certain sure.

I'm filing a complaint with HR, you--you--MAN!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)

Making a her-assment claim?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 11:07 PM (NWiLs)

257 Them comes, mud, texture, and painting! Almost as much fun as doing my own dental work.

So buy stock in Behr is what you're saying ...
: -))

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:07 PM (LPnfS)

258 "Phrasing" overload.

Posted by: Tinker at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (jPtGI)

259 I always wanted a '55 chevy. I had a beautiful 1953 harley panhead that I had for 20 years, I was 20 when I got it. I swore that the day I sold it I would replace it with a '55 chevy. Yeah that didn't happen. I sold the bike and bought a vintage guitar that I barely touch. Now my promise to myself is to build an iron boot personal ass kicking machine.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (9Om/r)

260 My entire place would be covered in Mustangs, VW Buses and Audi Quattros.

All of those beautiful old things turned into rust buckets that would be lucky to go 100,000 miles.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (K22Va)

261
Nah, people pretty much had the idea that comics were made by degenerates back then, too. See the Kefauver hearings in the 50's.
Posted by: Monty James


Especially EC Comics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EC_Comics

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (aKsyK)

262 So buy stock in Behr is what you're saying ...

: -))


Pretty much.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:09 PM (xkSJa)

263 That particular piece of circus music's proper name is "Entrance of the Gladiators".
Always thought that was a little odd.

Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 11:09 PM (bo8pf)

264 >>I always wanted a '55 chevy


I sold 2 56 Fords a couple years back. Those are cool as shit when built up right.

Everyone has a 50s Chevy...or a 69-70 Nova.

Hardly ever see the Fords done up right, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:10 PM (PXIwb)

265 Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (2PXwn)


Amen Dr.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G)

266 MisHum -- I had a friend who bred and showed Himalayans for years. The stories she told were hilarious. A couple were absolutely heart breaking. She had to quit because she had horrific heart problems, cancer, and Type 2 diabetes. I have her last cat. My friend didn't breed Katy but took her in from another breeder because she had a genetic disorder that made her ineligible to show or breed.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:11 PM (0oVJn)

267 think Ace should require all the cobs to attend sensitivity training and conflict resolution

We wouldn't learn anything. We'd all be watching the new COB erase the whiteboard.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (tprPC)

268 Give'em hell BrownDog and no looking back!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (+ldAm)

269 >>We wouldn't learn anything. We'd all be watching the new COB erase the whiteboard.


God Blessed that Ass.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (PXIwb)

270 I always wondered why Wonder Woman wasn't getting banged from the front cover to the back cover.

Then I discovered Playboy.

Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2020 11:13 PM (ATCV4)

271 God Blessed that Ass.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (PXIwb)

Blessed?? He smoked a fat fucking joint and fixated on it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:13 PM (9Om/r)

272 You might see the humor in this ...
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q
Posted by: Adriane
-

Link doesn't take me to a video...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:14 PM (LxqES)

273 190 187: hammer, the m-22. sweetest sounding gear train ever built.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)

Rock Crusher - strait cut gears

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:14 PM (XDUl9)

274 259
I always wanted a '55 chevy. I had a beautiful 1953 harley panhead that I
had for 20 years, I was 20 when I got it. I swore that the day I sold
it I would replace it with a '55 chevy. Yeah that didn't happen. I sold
the bike and bought a vintage guitar that I barely touch. Now my promise
to myself is to build an iron boot personal ass kicking machine.

My dad's buddy gave me his 57 for my first car. Peach and light green, 3 on the tree, pre-power steering. Beat the fvck out of that poor thing and gave it to my brother when I went into the army. Loved those old Chevy's.

Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 11:16 PM (K22Va)

275 Thank you for the kind thoughts.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 11:16 PM (Uu+Jp)

276 Link doesn't take me to a video...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:14 PM (LxqES)


I put in an extra space before /watch as to not end up in the barrel ...

Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:17 PM (LPnfS)

277 >>My dad's buddy gave me his 57 for my first car. Peach and light green, 3 on the tree, pre-power steering. Beat the fvck out of that poor thing and gave it to my brother when I went into the army. Loved those old Chevy's.


That's awesome. People loved them when they came out, they made a TON of them. Sounds like an awesome first love, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:17 PM (PXIwb)

278 273: not when i got done with it. ha!

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:17 PM (KP5rU)

279 >>Blessed?? He smoked a fat fucking joint and fixated on it.


I'm guessing he finished that up around 11:58 on Saturday. Quickly whipped up a White Board and Dry Erase Markers before Midnight and decided, "I know what I am doing tomorrow...".

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (PXIwb)

280 What?

No mention of Giant Sized Man-Thing?

Posted by: Char at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (xwWzj)

281 I put in an extra space before /watch as to not end up in the barrel ...
Posted by: Adriane
--------

Ah. The 'Player' organ. Pretty neat all right.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (LxqES)

282 Night all. 5:00 am comes awfully early as does the worst snowstorm so far this year. And I will be coming home during the worst part of it. I can't begin to tell you how excited I am by the whole thing. OTOH, I have been saying for the past twenty years or so that the Omaha forecasters need a new Ouija board because the spirit in the current one is demonstrably well past retirement age.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (0oVJn)

283 Tough to type while I'm crying from laughter! Spectacular ONT, Weird Dave! Much obliged!

Posted by: TheHoser at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (Z1nTA)

284 No mention of Giant Sized Man-Thing?

I didn't gain that much weight.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (xkSJa)

285 Went to preview day at Barrett Jackson Auto Auction last weekend. Diabetic coma for gear heads. They had a numbers matching Hemi Daytona (next to 10 immaculate super birds) all up for auction. You know are jaded when you blow by a 2020 Bugatti Chyron to look at 10 Shelby GT500's (67-69). It was surreal

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (XDUl9)

286 IBM owns The Weather Channel

Posted by: Charlie Johnson at January 16, 2020 11:24 PM (CLteG)

287 Hi.

I was originally a superdupers fan, mostly Marvel, but they just primed me for the "undergrounds." Gilbert Shelton & company were inspiring to my wannabeen comics work, especially the Head Shop Comix.
(#1 pg 1 Linked in nic)

Alas, it looks like the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers movie will never get made.

https://youtu.be/YINWUjFQRDU

Posted by: mindful webworker - clang tweet honk at January 16, 2020 11:25 PM (UE8f6)

288 When I was just younger, my father had a '48 Pontiac. We were driving some where in a snow/sleet storm and a little foreign car slid through a stop sign, bouncing off the Pontiac. The little foreign car was totalled. There wasn't even a scratch on the Pontiac. These days, just looking sideways at a car causes a couple thousand to repair.

Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:26 PM (0oVJn)

289 >
I always wondered why Wonder Woman wasn't getting banged from the front cover to the back cover.

The dude who created Wonder Woman was into some kinky shit. You know how she was always tying people up and/or getting tied up? Yeah, like that.
He was a psychologist who lived with two women, one a student of his, who also had a relationship with each other. He had children by both women, and they continued living together after he died.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 11:27 PM (qUFPp)

290 Dang it - got an email from my healthcare sharing ministry. Colorado is trying to make it too cumbersome and expensive for healthcare sharing groups to operate here. Probably part of their push for single-payer.

Posted by: Emmie at January 16, 2020 11:27 PM (87gB3)

291 There was a strip called Odd's Bodkin that I read in high school. The one I remember is the two characters getting trapped in a sea of oatmeal. They ate their way out. It reminds me of what a lot of adulthood entails

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 16, 2020 11:27 PM (Lqy/e)

292 Went to preview day at Barrett Jackson Auto Auction
last weekend. Diabetic coma for gear heads. They had a numbers matching
Hemi Daytona (next to 10 immaculate super birds) all up for auction. You
know are jaded when you blow by a 2020 Bugatti Chyron to look at 10
Shelby GT500's (67-69). It was surreal

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (XDUl9)


I couldn't go there. I would have a fucking bat between my legs and would be damaging cars. lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:28 PM (9Om/r)

293
JRRR Tolkien's son, Christopher, is mort.

"They gutted the book, making an action film for 15 to 25-year-olds."


Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 11:28 PM (bB94Y)

294 berserker, your wife still have that mazda? wife has her eyes on one. good, or not?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

295 Fuck yes they gutted it.

RIP Christopher Tolkien

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2020 11:31 PM (CLteG)

296 Hard to argue with logic like this...

https://tinyurl.com/tpkbfkm

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)

297 berserker, your wife still have that mazda? wife has her eyes on one. good, or not?
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

FWIW, my sister had one she loved and apparently it saved her life when she got t-boned and she walked away even though the car was totaled. She bought another one and is happy with it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2020 11:32 PM (BiNEL)

298 Have you ever lost a lot of weight and thought "Damn. That was everything I had saved up for retirement." ?

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2020 11:33 PM (1n6zw)

299 berserker, your wife still have that mazda? wife has her eyes on one. good, or not?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)


No, she got rid of it after 2 years and got an acura RDX. She needed more room for all the shopping and errands, etc etc. I still have mine though. Its only got 34K on it, but no problems, and still feels like the day I got it. Mine is a manual trans. No complaints at all.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:33 PM (9Om/r)

300 297: good to know, thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:34 PM (KP5rU)

301 thanks, berserker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

302 Dad and his cousins were gear heads. I learned from them how to tell different cars from 30s on. They taught me how to check the oil, tire pressure etc.
My first job was at a full service gas station. I was hired when I could find the dip stick in every car that pulled in for about a half hour time frame, and add oil and test air in tires and add air when necessary.
I was a girl and the first one to work at full service gas station in my home town.

This was in the seventies, but as I am only allowed to be 29 by blog standards, I was negative umpty years.
I taught my niece to change the oil in her first car and to change a tire, etc.
I am a feminist in that way, but not in the new way.

Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:36 PM (x4eOM)

303 I always loved the RX-7. But damn, it is just too small for me. It is pretty obvious that i like cars with a distinctive look. So many over the last decades look the same, at least they do to me.

Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:36 PM (n13/j)

304 As a kid Creepy and Eerie comics. Strangely got into the Batman stuff while in the service.

"The Killing Joke" was gifted to me by a guy getting a less then honorable. His wife had left him and he went insane and chased after her rather then deploy. A very strange few weeks.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 16, 2020 11:37 PM (B06Zw)

305 JEEPERS PERVY CREEPERS, WEIRD DAVE!

*sprays Lysol and Holy Water*

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:38 PM (G546f)

306 >>I was a girl


What happened?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:39 PM (PXIwb)

307 hi. I saw 'Bad Boys For Life'. It is a fun silly movie.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)

308 >>I saw 'Bad Boys For Life'. It is a fun silly movie.


Did Shit Just Get Real?

Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:40 PM (PXIwb)

309 'The Killing Joke' was... what you get when you let Alan Moore write a Joker / Batman story.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:40 PM (ykYG2)

310 I couldn't go there. I would have a fucking bat between my legs and would be damaging cars. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:28 PM (9Om/r)

When my buddy and I left, we both said we needed a cigarette. Most understated car there- 69 Charger on a stretched 2016 viper frame. Only give away was the viper center caps and the SRT badge on the grill, 1000 bhp. Total car pron.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:41 PM (XDUl9)

311
Went to preview day at Barrett Jackson Auto Auction last weekend. Diabetic coma for gear heads. They had a numbers matching Hemi Daytona (next to 10 immaculate super birds) all up for auction. You know are jaded when you blow by a 2020 Bugatti Chyron to look at 10 Shelby GT500's (67-69). It was surreal
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death

======

If only we'd known back then, we'd all have bought one.

So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2020 11:42 PM (13CQC)

312 Don't wee-wee on yer teevee set.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/wml77ab

Posted by: Snappy Sammy Smoot at January 16, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)

313 I would have never known that there was a pilot for a Fabulous Furry Freak Bros movie, claymation or otherwise.

I think I bought every FFFB comic, and usually the current Rolling Stone at the same time.

The things you learn here.

And then I read about the author of Wonder Woman.

Like I said, the things you learn here.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:43 PM (sy5kK)

314
thanks, berserker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:35 PM (KP5rU)

Mine is the mazda 6. It has leg room out the ass. If I push the seat all the way back I can't push the clutch all the way in without really stretching. That was impressive, because most cars we looked at I couldn't do that. Even the acura sedans. Just make sure your wife tries to get in and out of it a few times. It does sit a little low, and friends of mine with any leg or knee issues seem to struggle, but the average height woman shouldn't really have a problem.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:43 PM (9Om/r)

315
https://tinyurl.com/tpkbfkm
Posted by: qdpsteve

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I like it.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2020 11:44 PM (13CQC)

316 Batman and a goat? Who figured him for a MooSlim?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (pNxlR)

He might be a Baaaptist.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2020 11:44 PM (LxWV7)

317 They made a Furry Freak Brothers anthology book, but the comics were too damn small.

Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 11:45 PM (dOV9E)

318 Went to preview day at Barrett Jackson Auto Auction last weekend.

Just around the corner from my current place of work is the Russo Steele auction. I guess they're hoping to catch the overflow or the people who can't read.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:45 PM (xkSJa)

319 OK never mind garrett

My heart's desire of a car would be GTO

Like the Beach Boys - you know you got to shut them down.

Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:46 PM (x4eOM)

320 the best artwork i ever saw on a comic was on the 2014 Titan version of "Elric of Melnibone". Drawn by Didier Poli and Robin Recht.

Yeah, Moorcock was a wanker who missed the point of everything the Inklings ever did. He still gave us a good Charn. And Poli and Recht illustrated it.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (ykYG2)

321 Had a Mazda 626 4-door, 5 speed, front wheel drive.

Bought it new.

Absolutely the best car for snow and ice. Short wheelbed and relatively wide stance.

The damned thing went everywhere, when other cars would not try.

And I have owned an Explorer and an Expedition.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

322 My heart's desire of a car would be GTO

The car nicknamed "goat". Batman approves.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (xkSJa)

323 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2020 11:42 PM (13CQC)

Dodge Demon, maybe something rare like Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 7, Supra Mark 4, Ford Raptor, Ford Focus RS. Ford will discontinue all car models except the Mustang in 2021. Kind of strange times for gear heads with all the AI assist shit

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (XDUl9)

324 1990 Mazda 626. forgot the year in there, that boxy looking silhouette.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (sy5kK)

325 the Wonder Woman author also gave us the 'DiSC assessment'. like Meyers-Briggs but creepier.

They offered that at work one time and i picked that day to work from home.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (ykYG2)

326 that cult Joaquin Phoenix and Rose McGowan grew uo in...they used sexually explicit comic books to indoctrinate kids

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (G546f)

327 So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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My guess? Nothing. The millennials do not care about cars. More to the point, aside from some very expensive cars, nothing is very interesting.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (LxqES)

328 Just around the corner from my current place of work is the Russo Steele auction. I guess they're hoping to catch the overflow or the people who can't read.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:45 PM (xkSJa)

And Leake Auction at Salt River field next door to my office.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (XDUl9)

329 The French comics published by Soleil about dwarves and elves are also well drawn.

Although they miss the Inklings' point too.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (ykYG2)

330 I had all the Arch comics.

Including the Johnny Cash one, with the vivid illustrations of "barbiturates" and his car crash.

Posted by: TexasDan/I] at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (Os5fj)

331 Blanco, yes the Goat. with a five speed, the one I drove where every body in the car with me was going "whoa, slow down little lady" whilst I was having the best time shifting and going fast!

Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:50 PM (x4eOM)

332 326 that cult Joaquin Phoenix and Rose McGowan grew uo in...they used sexually explicit comic books to indoctrinate kids
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (G546f)


and observe the results, daily.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:51 PM (sy5kK)

333 We are living through a high-horsepower renaissance. If there are classics being made now, I'd expect them in that category. If the Dems get there way, cars like the Hellcat will no longer be made.

Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 11:51 PM (dOV9E)

334 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (LxqES)

Very true, fortunately I made sure my daughter was an exception to the millennium rule. Her dream car is a 67 Shelby GT 500

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:52 PM (XDUl9)

335 Fred Merkle of the NY Giants made a dumb baserunning error in a game against the Cubs in 1908 that was forever known as Merkle's boner.

That was before Andrea Merkel became premier of Germany. Her boner was bigger.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:52 PM (ykYG2)

336 And Leake Auction at Salt River field next door to my office.
Considering that the cars are usually a bit older that's a rather... unfortunate name.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (xkSJa)

337 The Hal Lindsay Late Great Planet Earth comic of the Arch series really took the cake.

It was a long time before I realized how many wrong ideas I had about Revelation from reading that thing over and over as a kid.

Some of the panels had the lyrics to Larry Norman's I wish We'd All Been Ready written into them.

Ahh the 70s.

Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (Os5fj)

338 *angela merkel.

Posted by: boner t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (ykYG2)

339 333 We are living through a high-horsepower renaissance.



All that power, and modern suspensions / tires.


Gearhead crack.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (sy5kK)

340 Blanco, yes the Goat. with a five speed, the one I drove where every
body in the car with me was going "whoa, slow down little lady" whilst I
was having the best time shifting and going fast!


Good car to have where you've got the space to open 'em up and the small police force to be busy elsewhere.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (xkSJa)

341 I also am doing the world a service by teaching young uns around me how to drive a stick shift.
Only the ones who should know and understand this art, you know.
I hear it's a great impediment to car jackers, but a boon to young people that do not understand the beauty and joy to be had from this knowledge.

Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (x4eOM)

342 Dang it - got an email from my healthcare sharing ministry. Colorado is trying to make it too cumbersome and expensive for healthcare sharing groups to operate here. Probably part of their push for single-payer.

I might be able to help, drop me an email.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (CTvSA)

343 My heart's desire of a car would be GTO

Like the Beach Boys - you know you got to shut them down.


Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:46 PM (x4eOM)


My first car was a '68 GTO. That was a fun car. I only had it around 8 months. I spent a month getting it ready for paint, and an asshole in a van ran a stop sign and t-boned me and totaled it 2 days before I was going to paint it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (9Om/r)

344 For the Horde:
https://tinyurl.com/ty7q59y

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (WDPb/)

345 thanks.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (KP5rU)

346 Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (xkSJa)

I thought that as well, but I guess it's pronounced Lake. They have some nice stuff, probably a little more in my price range.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (XDUl9)

347 More recently: https://tinyurl.com/wkoauga

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (ABuva)

348 I Go Pogo

Posted by: Kazi at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (0x00j)

349
So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant Red Barchetta
From a better vanished time

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (aKsyK)

350 We are living through a high-horsepower renaissance.
If there are classics being made now, I'd expect them in that category.
If the Dems get there way, cars like the Hellcat will no longer be
made.

Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 11:51 PM (dOV9E)


That is for sure.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:56 PM (9Om/r)

351 So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia


I seriously wonder if autos will be around at all in 50 years.

Government owned auto-Uber-taxis, but individual cars? Unless you have a James T Kirk connection, you won't be driving that classic Mustang, I'm afraid.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)

352 They had a carousel red 69 GTO Judge number matching go for $160,000 the first night. Still wish I kept my 72 340 Cuda. Sold it to buy a house I lost in the 08 slide.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (XDUl9)

353 Prayers up for you browndog.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (a4EWo)

354 Hmmm, looks like the ONT found the Superdickery website.

Posted by: exdem13 at January 17, 2020 12:02 AM (W+kMI)

355 352 They had a carousel red 69 GTO Judge number matching go for $160,000 the first night. Still wish I kept my 72 340 Cuda. Sold it to buy a house I lost in the 08 slide.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (XDUl9)

The Barrett Jackson 2020 auction is on Motor Trend cable channel all week.

I saw that sweet GTO being auctioned off.

I thought, for a moment, that I was 15 again.

Then I stood up, and my knees said, "no". They didn't laugh at me, they just said "no", and I got the message.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:02 AM (sy5kK)

356
More to the point, aside from some very expensive cars, nothing is very interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.

======

That's my sense of things. I wouldn't fall in love with a one of the things I see today.

=======

I seriously wonder if autos will be around at all in 50 years.

=======

Hmmm, there's also that.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (13CQC)

357 >>They had a carousel red 69 GTO Judge number matching go for $160,000 the first night.


That place is retarded for pricing. So much of it is built around the Friday / Saturday Night dick swingers.

Early on day one and on Sunday there are usually some decent deals to be found, though.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (PXIwb)

358 @321,
I had a 95 Mazda 626, auto. And it really was the best car I've ever driven in snow and ice. I followed the snow plow home one night, no chains, when he was having trouble making it. Then he turned off and I drove through a foot and a half of unplowed snow. Still amazed I made it home.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)

359 They had a carousel red 69 GTO Judge number matching
go for $160,000 the first night. Still wish I kept my 72 340 Cuda. Sold
it to buy a house I lost in the 08 slide.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (XDUl9)

Ouch, that sucks. I had a '71 roadrunner with a 340 4 speed. Those 340s can be a terror in a lighter car. It pushed that 71 roadrunner pretty good for a heavy car. The motor was tweaked, but in a 69 dart it would have been a blast. Cudas are somewhat pricey these days. Strange enough though, early 70's challengers can still be had "relatively" cheap.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:04 AM (9Om/r)

360 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:02 AM (sy5kK)

*fistbump* My body had the same reaction.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2020 12:05 AM (XDUl9)

361
I seriously wonder if autos will be around at all in 50 years.


If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find...no cars

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:05 AM (aKsyK)

362
263 That particular piece of circus music's proper name is "Entrance of the Gladiators".
Always thought that was a little odd.
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 11:09 PM (bo8pf)

----

I don't think it was intended as circus music when written.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2020 12:05 AM (t5m5e)

363 once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:07 AM (KP5rU)

364 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:04 AM (9Om/r)

Lemon twist yellow with black 340 hockey stick decal. 727 torqueflite (reverse valve body). High revving small block was a blast. Called it my 5 liter eater.

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2020 12:07 AM (XDUl9)

365
That place is retarded for pricing. So much of it is built around the Friday / Saturday Night dick swingers.

Early on day one and on Sunday there are usually some decent deals to be found, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (PXIwb)


and when a car is being under-bid, the announcers usually play it up, real-time.

There was a Corvette, maybe a '78, that was being way underbid, the camera looking at it up close, and they were going nuts at how low it was going. The only thing they noticed was that it did not have power steering. I think it went for $29 k. They were over the top at how good of a deal the new buyer got.

I kept watching Barrett Jackson, and then looked at the clock and saw I wasted over 2 hours watching something I will never buy, at a place I will probably never be.

That's ok, too.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:08 AM (sy5kK)

366 I'm not sure why I bother, but here goes nothing.

The presence or absence of conjunctival petechiae does not differentiate between mode of strangulation. The common feature of deaths with conjunctival petechiae is increased venous pressure (usually but not always prior to death) leading to rupture of capillaries and seepage of blood into the surrounding tissues. (degree of neck compression is such that arterial blood goes in, but venous blood cannot leave the cranium.)

The presence of petechiae in the conjunctivae does not present definitive evidence of whether Epstein inflicted his own injury or someone else inflicted it.


This conclusion is supported by the fact that petechiae characteristically and predictably are present in deaths that are preceded by impairment of venous egress from the head, while continuous or intermittent arterial perfusion to it continues. Examples of such deaths include those involving partial suspension hanging, ligature or manual strangulation, traumatic asphyxia/chest crushing injury, plastic bag-ligature suffocation, carotid sleeper holds with a concomitant struggle, acute right heart failure, status epilepticus, and those deaths preceded by a vigorous cardiopulmonary resuscitative effort, or prolonged or violent paroxysms of coughing or vomiting.

citation available on request

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 12:08 AM (m45I2)

367 363 once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:07 AM (KP5rU)


A point the announcers have mentioned, but not loudly.

That would be bad for business.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK)

368
once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.
Posted by: chavez the hugo


See Harley Davidson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:10 AM (aKsyK)

369 I'm a tad concerned about where cars are going to be in the not so distant future. I wanted a few more, but it might be a fools game. If the left ever gets complete control I see them banning internal combustion cars, and the younger generation can't find their fucking ass with both hands and a flashlight. I'm not sure what the word is for a group that has absolutely no desire to learn about anything, to own anything, to enjoy anything, etc, but they are totally it.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (9Om/r)

370 Never before have I ever envied a pair of leather trousers.



https://tinyurl.com/y4k3ulbw

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (WDPb/)

371 just heard on /tv/ that the #woke Watchmen series is *not* getting a second season.

Awwwww.

Posted by: boner t'hobo at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (ykYG2)

372 Thanks Muldoon

Posted by: Vmom 2020 at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (G546f)

373 No grassy knoll shooter?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:15 AM (aKsyK)

374 once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.

Posted by: chavez the hugo



See Harley Davidson

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:10 AM (aKsyK)


Yeah, I probably know that better than anybody here. I see it every day. I just grabbed a '92 springer softail in really nice shape for 4k. They are just giving bikes away, but at the same time there is a segment of the younger crowd that are building older retro style bikes. I think because there are so many used bikes for cheap people are buying up those to use as a base for their custom projects. Its the smart move. Start with a complete bike with a title and just whittle away the crap you don't want.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:16 AM (9Om/r)

375 Tennessee Jed #183: Someone commented on JJ's morning thread that it would be funny if someone sped up the dems stupid impeachment parade and added Yakety Sax. It seems someone has.
https://bit.ly/2TtqyNz


Man, I wish I could get back to video editing. I had fun at it.

I was thinking the soundtrack of the Wicked Witch's soldiers when Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man are about to sneak into the castle.

♪ whoooa-oh! whoa-EE-oh@ whoooa-oh@ whoa-EE-oh@

Posted by: mindful webworker - and your little dog, too! at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (UE8f6)

376 once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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I feel rather sorry for the coming generations. There are so many simple pleasures they will not enjoy. The loss of individualism, the loss of freedom.

Even simple niceties are being lost. Personal letters, thank-you notes, yes ma'am, no sir, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (LxqES)

377 January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (ykYG2)

330 I had all the Arch comics.

Including the Johnny Cash one, with the vivid illustrations of "barbiturates" and his car crash.


I still remember a panel from the one called Hansi: The Girl Who Loved The Swastika about a woman who was a big Nazi who became a Christian.. It dealt with the rape of the German woman after WWII. Hansi was in a camp run by Russians after the war, and the panel was titled "The nights were unthinkable". It showed Russian soldiers coming into the woman's barracks, pulling off their clothes. The next panel showed a woman holding her dress together saying "Hansi, you're lucky, they don't want you, you're too skinny". Subtle, but obvious what went on. Hansi escapes from the camp and makes it to the American sector, where she meets an American soldier. She's terrified because he's chewing gum and she's been told all Americans are "gum chewing gangsters", but he treats her with respect and honor. A small thing, really, but it was a part of my childhood that helped form my love of America and unshakable conviction that America is GOOD. Propaganda? Perhaps. But none the less, generally true. 45 years later, it still resonates (obviously).

Now 50+ year old cynical me can make all sorts of arguments, but still, it sticks. I don't think kids today get anything like that. <-----(see? Cynical me)

Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (CTvSA)

378 JoeF: Betty and Veronica were EXACTLY the same--same
facial features, same figures....


Nonsense.

Betty goes crazy for throating, Veronica does buttstuff. Totally diff.

Posted by: Reggie knows at January 17, 2020 12:21 AM (UE8f6)

379 I'm a tad concerned about where cars are going to be
in the not so distant future. I wanted a few more, but it might be a
fools game. If the left ever gets complete control I see them banning
internal combustion cars, and the younger generation can't find their
fucking ass with both hands and a flashlight. I'm not sure what the word
is for a group that has absolutely no desire to learn about anything,
to own anything, to enjoy anything, etc, but they are totally it.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (9Om/r)

I always mention that in my day, which was not long ago, a high school kid whether a male or female would have to be in traction at the hospital to not get their license at 16. I don't care what your background was or any other living standard. It was unconscionable to not get your driver's license. Maybe in NYC or some other place it was not a big deal. But I am talking the standard suburbs as portrayed in countless films of that era. I am not talking about some farm land. No kid would ever give up the right to drive and be free.

Today you get a high percentage with no license and no desire to own a car at all. I can't explain it either but I am aware enough to realize the previous generation has some culpability.

My consistent line is these Millennials should sue their teachers and look side eyed at their parents. Someone dropped the ball here. It can't be good when an entire generation , has no interest in driving. And like you say, they don't want to own anything either.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)

380 kids today look at cars like they are just tools. a pain in the ass for them to pay for, maintain, etc. they have no passion for that shit. would rather worry about the next new smartphone to piss their money away on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (KP5rU)

381 A small thing, really, but it was a part of my childhood that helped form my love of America and unshakable conviction that America is GOOD. Propaganda? Perhaps. But none the less, generally true. 45 years later, it still resonates (obviously).

Now 50+ year old cynical me can make all sorts of arguments, but still, it sticks. I don't think kids today get anything like that.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (CTvSA)


All that kids get today is that America is the hate capital of mankind, that white men, especially dead white men, are the creators of evil, and that minority kid in the projects was truly turning his life around, before he was gunned down by evil police.

Yeah, you make a point. A sad one, but a point.

If you want to really get depressed, ask the next 10 kids under 18 you see "what is the Golden Rule?"

A couple of them kinda know, but most will give you that blank, hollow stare like you are staring into the abyss.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:24 AM (sy5kK)

382 I feel rather sorry for the coming generations.
There are so many simple pleasures they will not enjoy. The loss of
individualism, the loss of freedom.



Even simple niceties are being lost. Personal letters, thank-you notes, yes ma'am, no sir, etc., etc.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (LxqES)


Thats really it. Simple pleasures. They piss away their life on their phones and social media. There is one little glimmer of hope I see, and its definitely because of trump. People are looser with their wallets, and seem to be buying toys they had deprived themselves of, or dreamed of growing up. I'm not even talking about older dudes on a midlife crises. I see younger dudes building things because their dad had one, or older brother, or because of some movie when they were a kid. The young dudes are getting shovelhead crazy. Thats not for the faint hearted, but they're doing it. I did quite a few this past year. More than the last 4-5 years combined. I'm seeing dudes buying second or even 3rd bikes because they are cheap. Maybe, just maybe there might be a slight awakening.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:24 AM (9Om/r)

383 Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Sorry to hear about the 68 goat being totaled. That was an awesome car.
I still see a lot of younger kids wanting a good car, and like I said, I teach them how to drive with a stick shift. I think there will still be cars around, the old school without all the computer crap, when we are gone.
Lord knows, they will probably have them hidden away somewhere, if they live by a big city.

there are young ones, like my nephews, out in the country, who understand the freedom that having ones' own wheels makes for a good thing.

Posted by: alamogordo at January 17, 2020 12:25 AM (x4eOM)

384 382; sounds like a glimmer of hope, berserker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)

385
I replaced the TPMS sensors in my tires today.

To do this job, I bought a nifty little tool off ebay called a Bead Buster. It worked as advertised -- broke the beads easily without any scratches.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:30 AM (whuID)

386
JoeF: Betty and Veronica were EXACTLY the same--same
facial features, same figures....


The company I used to work for had a 75 year anniversary. They gave out coats and hats and a poster representing the history of the company from its beginning to that time. It had drawings of men and women in period clothing over the years. One thing I noticed was that all the people appeared to be related to one another. I assume it was because the artist learned to draw people that way.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)

387 ..
My consistent line is these Millennials should sue their teachers and look side eyed at their parents. Someone dropped the ball here. It can't be good when an entire generation , has no interest in driving. And like you say, they don't want to own anything either.


Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)

****

380 kids today look at cars like they are just tools. a pain in the ass for them to pay for, maintain, etc. they have no passion for that shit. would rather worry about the next new smartphone to piss their money away on.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (KP5rU)



So, two things:

a) You invest in multi-family rentals, anything from a duplex on up. The goal is to own at least twelve rental units.

b) You part-time it as the King of Lyft. (Uber suffers data breaches and asshole CEO's.)


Between the two, you're basically monetizing the "kids today", in order to have them support you in the manner to which you *deserve* to be accustomed.

What, me CYNICAL? Perish the thought.

I'm just an optimist with experience.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 12:31 AM (QzJWU)

388
I always mention that in my day, which was not long ago, a high school kid whether a male or female would have to be in traction at the hospital to not get their license at 16. I don't care what your background was or any other living standard. It was unconscionable to not get your driver's license.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)


This is true. Little LCD didn't care and didn't get his license at 17. And he had a car waiting for him.

Myself? My birthday was in September, so I was one of the youngest of my crowd. I made the driver's test appointment for 4pm the day I turned 16, right after school.

I already had a car, thanks to Grandma's bad eyesight, and the fact my only older nephew was a total fuck up and embarrassment to the entire family. So she gave the 1961 T Bird hardtop, with leather seats and 29,000 miles on it, to me instead. 390 V8, 4bbl carb. It was a heavy car, but it never, ever ran out of power.



I didn't do anything special. I just didn't royally fuck up my life by 19, like my nephew did. It was a pretty low bar.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)

389 I always mention that in my day, which was not long
ago, a high school kid whether a male or female would have to be in
traction at the hospital to not get their license at 16. I don't care
what your background was or any other living standard. It was
unconscionable to not get your driver's license. Maybe in NYC or some
other place it was not a big deal. But I am talking the standard suburbs
as portrayed in countless films of that era. I am not talking about
some farm land. No kid would ever give up the right to drive and be
free.

Today you get a high percentage with no license and no
desire to own a car at all. I can't explain it either but I am aware
enough to realize the previous generation has some culpability.

My
consistent line is these Millennials should sue their teachers and look
side eyed at their parents. Someone dropped the ball here. It can't be
good when an entire generation , has no interest in driving. And like
you say, they don't want to own anything either.


Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)

Having a license was a rite of passage. Everybody had a fucking street rod of some kind or at least a car. You lived for that day. Millennials don't even know what a frigging spark plug is. I had a dude walk into the shop a few months ago who didn't know he had a petcock to turn the fucking gas off on his harley. Mankind's intelligence has peaked, and you can thank the fucking left.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)

390 *until 17

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (sy5kK)

391 once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.

This is true. I have a guy in my networking group that sells classic cars for people that want to get rid of them. Older folks who can't drive them anymore, wives who inherited them from deceased husbands, that kind of thing. He's selling, on average, one car every 3 days, but he notes that the market is getting older and older and there isn't a younger segment replacing it. It makes sense, as he explains it. 30-40 year olds coming into money don't have an American Graffiti mythos to interest them in the classics, and absent that, objectively, old cars suck to drive vs modern ones. Look, my dad has a 49 Olds Rocket 88, and I can give you chapter and verse about the history of the car, the fact that it was the origin of NASCAR and rock and roll, but while I get a big kick driving it, objectively the driving experience is garbage compared to a modern car. Without the cultural touchstone to the historical reality of what the cars were, why on earth would anyone prefer one to a modern Honda? The younger generation doesn't have that touchstone.

Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (CTvSA)

392 Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Sorry to hear about the 68 goat being totaled. That was an awesome car.
I still see a lot of younger kids wanting a good car, and like I said, I teach them how to drive with a stick shift. I think there will still be cars around, the old school without all the computer crap, when we are gone.
Lord knows, they will probably have them hidden away somewhere, if they live by a big city.

there are young ones, like my nephews, out in the country, who understand the freedom that having ones' own wheels makes for a good thing.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 17, 2020 12:25 AM (x4eOM)

I was out driving my '60 Studebaker Lark, with 3 on the tree, yesterday, and will probably do it again tomorrow. Did a bunch of work on the engine, brakes, and rear axle, so may as well get some miles onto it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (LxWV7)

393 >>390 V8, 4bbl carb.


You could actually leave that car in 3rd Gear and drive it for 95% of the time. The 390 and the Transmission wouldn't really have cared.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:34 AM (PXIwb)

394 10 am on my 16th Birthday I was driving my 68 Mustang to school.

And parking it in the Teacher Lot.

Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:35 AM (PXIwb)

395
Having a license was a rite of passage. Everybody had a fucking street rod of some kind or at least a car. You lived for that day. Millennials don't even know what a frigging spark plug is. I had a dude walk into the shop a few months ago who didn't know he had a petcock to turn the fucking gas off on his harley. Mankind's intelligence has peaked, and you can thank the fucking left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)


yeah, old man, E-sports are a $120 Billion industry, and you don't even have to buy insurance! Or leave your living room!

Posted by: modern yutes at January 17, 2020 12:36 AM (sy5kK)

396 I weakened, yielded to temptation, and clicked on the last kbdabear link, curse you.

https://tinyurl.com/sbjcacz

Freckled fresh-faced ginger in green. *teethgrind*

You know what I was thinking? Y'know that "dating age" formula? I'm pretty sure none of kb's gals are in my range. ((29+x)/2+7=nomath)

You know what else I was thinking? None of kb's gals are going to look like that in fifty years.

Talk about escalating quickly. Or, I guess, rather, de-escalating.

Posted by: mindful webworker's life course was severely altered by a ginger - of course - at January 17, 2020 12:39 AM (UE8f6)

397 393 >>390 V8, 4bbl carb.


You could actually leave that car in 3rd Gear and drive it for 95% of the time. The 390 and the Transmission wouldn't really have cared.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:34 AM (PXIwb)

and the sound it made?

*ROAR* nope
*VARROOM* nope








*gulp* *gulp* *gulp*

10 mpg, premium only, if I were to go easy on the gas pedal. Sometimes, more like a little over 8 mpg.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:40 AM (sy5kK)

398 So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

nope, it's sad. They don't make cars like that anymore.

I was just thinking the other day, with a handful of exceptions, all the cars of the 80's and 90's are already gone, and nobody cares. They were just about all crap. (Now I still have a soft spot for the mid 80's crown vic, but that wasn't a "great" car, it was just really comfortable)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 12:40 AM (V2Yro)

399 The one thing to remember is that every trend that you think is going to be the next big one won't be.


(1) Humans are fickle.


(2) Trends continue until they cease.


(3) You will have little warning about the cessation of a trend because (1) above.


(4) The best laid plans of all of the best social planners are destined for the crapper because of (1) above.


(5) In support of (4) above I offer the last 100 years of history.


(6) As the wise man said "predictions are difficult, especially about the future," let me add that betting on pessimism misses; betting on humor always hits.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:41 AM (WDPb/)

400
Talk about escalating quickly. Or, I guess, rather, de-escalating.
Posted by: mindful webworker's life course was severely altered by a ginger - of course - at January 17, 2020 12:39 AM (UE8f6)


there are pills you can take now for that.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:41 AM (sy5kK)

401


I do not own a toaster.


That just occurred to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:42 AM (whuID)

402 I do not own a toaster.

That just occurred to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:42 AM (whuID)

i do.

but then I like toast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 12:44 AM (V2Yro)

403 At a pickup football game between my friends 69-73, parked on the street at the park would be a '63 Corvette, a '70? Super Bee, a '69 Boss 302, a '67 Camaro SS 396, a '67 Judge GTO, and lastly, my '67 Firebird 400. I gave that Firebird to N**** the Valiant 4 years ago, and he brilliantly restored it, though it's still in my driveway.

Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 17, 2020 12:45 AM (HuH1F)

404 sounds like a glimmer of hope, berserker.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)

I think it may be. This past year I had a 26 year old build a bike for his father for his 60th birthday. A 70's style hard tail chopper with a 5 speed, evo engine, and electric start. I did the motor for him, and he built it as far as he could, and then brought it back for the technical parts of the build. I had to redo some wiring, install the belt drive, get the brakes working, get it running, tune it etc, but the kid did great. He would come by and hang out from time to time and learn how to do shit when he built his first bike, a 56 panhead, which I also did the motor for him.. He decided to do it again and do one for his dad, and that one came out way better. He bought a welder and fabricated some stuff. Did a mockup first like I showed him, and it came out great. That dude gave me hope, but other younger dudes have been in, so I'm hopeful.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:45 AM (9Om/r)

405 Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:24 AM (9Om/r)



I am going to speculate that during the Great Depression there were a lot of people that did not accumulate a lot of possessions. Likewise during the Obama Years and the Great Recession there may have been a lot of people eschewing debt/trying to shed debt. They either could not purchase or were freshly burned and would not purchase.


As I said in #399 - humans are fickle, and what they will do is open to guess.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:47 AM (WDPb/)

406 401






I do not own a toaster.





That just occurred to me.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:42 AM (whuID)


How do you make the BLT, the perfect sandwich?

You monster.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:50 AM (WDPb/)

407
I am going to speculate that during the Great Depression there were a lot of people that did not accumulate a lot of possessions. Likewise during the Obama Years and the Great Recession there may have been a lot of people eschewing debt/trying to shed debt. They either could not purchase or were freshly burned and would not purchase.


As I said in #399 - humans are fickle, and what they will do is open to guess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:47 AM (WDPb/)


I agree with your statement #1, Mikey, but being broke and wondering if you will have a roof over your head the next month isn't being fickle. It is survival. And survival is a strong changer of will and direction.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:50 AM (sy5kK)

408 This is the tale of Chief Shannon Kent, who was killed in Syria one year ago today along with 3 other Americans:

https://tinyurl.com/RIP-Chief-Shannon-Kent

She may be America's most accomplished female warrior.

RIP

You will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (Ogiun)

409
How do you make the BLT, the perfect sandwich?

You monster.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:50 AM (WDPb/)


An oven broiler is your friend, my friend.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (sy5kK)

410 It would seem antifa approached some of the people headed for VA capitol on the 20th, and the idiots agreed to cooperate with them based on antifa's "support of firearms ownership and opposition to the new laws". And that their presence should entail them being not being dressed like antifa.

I would like to think that a lot on our side aren't that clueless but I think we all know that they are.

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (67XdO)

411 Any know if any of those 32 teen flu deaths th as t occurred this year were after getting the dud shot? Would that report even be allowed?

Posted by: Jesus Jones at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (/a+DZ)

412 I could be a hobo in a shack, long as the shack had a 2nd room for a major gun-safe and reloading bench.

I'd also have to figure out where to place the various cigar humidors.

And library.

Oh, and enough kitchen for some real cooking, but I can do that on a pair of Coleman stoves and a camp-oven.

Where I live now is luxury. But I can not only "do" austere, but enjoy the hell out of it, too.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (QzJWU)

413 411 Any know if any of those 32 teen flu deaths th as t occurred this year were after getting the dud shot? Would that report even be allowed?
Posted by: Jesus Jones at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (/a+DZ)

maybe, and no way.

in that order.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (sy5kK)

414 Okay.

Out.

Endeavour to persevere.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 12:55 AM (m45I2)

415 I am going to speculate that during the Great
Depression there were a lot of people that did not accumulate a lot of
possessions. Likewise during the Obama Years and the Great Recession
there may have been a lot of people eschewing debt/trying to shed debt.
They either could not purchase or were freshly burned and would not
purchase.


As I said in #399 - humans are fickle, and what they will do is open to guess.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:47 AM (WDPb/)

Exactly right. Thats why I said its probably because of trump they are loose with the wallets. They went without during obama's reign or error and now the yoke is gone..

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:55 AM (9Om/r)

416
objectively the driving experience is garbage compared to a modern car. Without the cultural touchstone to the historical reality of what the cars were, why on earth would anyone prefer one to a modern Honda? The younger generation doesn't have that touchstone.
Posted by: Weirddave

=======

Maybe we'll put them together sometime. Great driving experience + aesthetics. But you need an overall aesthetic to trickle down to industrial design. I'm not sure we have one right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 12:55 AM (13CQC)

417 Want a teen to love the rush of cars?


Take them 4-wheeling for an afternoon.


Mechanical heroin.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

418 Want a teen to love the rush of cars?


Take them 4-wheeling for an afternoon.


Mechanical heroin.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)

Heh. That's on my agenda for tomorrow, 0930.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 01:00 AM (LxWV7)

419 Bertram Cabot, Jr. #247: Humorous comic stuff
http://www.lileks.com/institute/comicsins


Whoa. Got sidetracked and lost over there, looking at the covers. Funny!

Was reminded to return to the ONT with this line:

"Everyone's always going on about Betty or Veronica; the Lois-vs.-Lana issue never comes up."

Lois or Lana? Or Lori?

Posted by: mindful webworker and the power of 'and' at January 17, 2020 01:01 AM (UE8f6)

420 i have noticed at the nhra races in vegas it used to be all geezers. now, the crowd seems to be getting younger. the last time i was there the place was full of kids in groups wearing different colored t-shirts'. the schools field trips were to the drag races. i was hopeful. lot of those kids were mesmerized. never saw anything like that before.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 01:02 AM (KP5rU)

421
Heh. That's on my agenda for tomorrow, 0930.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 01:00 AM (LxWV7)


and I am betting you are going to feel like you are a teenager once again.

you lucky sonofagun.

enjoy.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 01:04 AM (sy5kK)

422 And my rum and Coke has been consumed, and I am getting real sleepy. Drove to Tortilla Flats today, and then to Casa Grande via Florence and Coolidge, and did a yard tour at Desert Valley Auto Parts. Lot of old iron there, some of it buildable cars.

Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 01:04 AM (LxWV7)

423 night aop.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 01:07 AM (KP5rU)

424 So, two things:



a) You invest in multi-family rentals, anything from a duplex on up. The goal is to own at least twelve rental units.



b) You part-time it as the King of Lyft. (Uber suffers data breaches and asshole CEO's.)

It could happen Jim. I don't want to be too cynical towards another generation. Dreams change and there are many who want the best for themselves and others. Whenever I get too down on "kids these days", I remember that many of them serve, many are doing the right thing.

I just think it odd that many don't want to drive and have the freedom that comes with it. I have met more than a few that have no license and think of it as just an option one could choose or not. It is a different time no doubt.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 01:11 AM (n13/j)

425
I do not own a toaster.


That just occurred to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer
------

Weirdly, the last purchase I made at the PX was a toaster. A Sunbeam, which I still have, and still works. I knew I was going to be living in an apartment, and it was the only gadget I could think of that I would want.

I'll only say that you 29 year-olds weren't born yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)

426 The things I do wonder about all of these trends is:


(1) Where are these tends occurring.


(2) How widespread are they in *that* reporting area.


(3) As opposed to anywhere else.

(4) How long has it been going on - blip as opposed to longtime trend.


(5) And such and so. A report may be a report and a study a study - or that could just be a gussied up press release.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:20 AM (WDPb/)

427 ) As the wise man said "predictions are difficult,
especially about the future," let me add that betting on pessimism
misses; betting on humor always hits.


Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:41 AM (WDPb/)

likely true and a better way to live for sure.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 01:21 AM (n13/j)

428 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)



I recall, when my older brother got divorced, and our little brother was in town on leave. Me and the little brother thought "what do we get the man who has nothing" so we went to Meijer's and bought our brother a microwave.



The gift was appreciated.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:23 AM (WDPb/)

429 312 Don't wee-wee on yer teevee set.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wml77ab
Posted by: Snappy Sammy Smoot


Ah, glad to see this.

When we lived in Chicago, Skip Williamson & family lived next door. I looked across the gangway at the building next door and thought, look, it's a reflection of our daughter in the high chair. Nope, it was Skip's daughter, same age as ours, in her high chair. Later, his wife and Milady Webworker had twins near the same time, they had girls, we had boys. They left for the suburbs before we left for Oklahoma.

Got to see a lot of Skip's sketches, portfolio, paintings. Quite a talented guy. Crazy as a loon but that went with the territory. Besides being up in the Chicago underground comics pantheon, he was Playboy's cartoon editor in the golden age.

Threw up on our lawn a couple of times, but, you know, on the lawn, not inside.

RIP, Skip.

Posted by: mindful webworker beyond the realms of possibility at January 17, 2020 01:26 AM (UE8f6)

430 https://tinyurl.com/RIP-Chief-Shannon-Kent

..You will not be forgotten.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (Ogiun)



READ THIS, Horde. READ THIS!


I've shared ranges with SEALS, and USAF Combat Controllers and Army Rangers.

And this woman was equal to, or more badass than them all.

I would have humbly, gladly served under whatever command she led.

And I was in NO WAY, her equal.

I've never said such, about any woman with whom I've served, and much less of any female officer under who I suffered her Command.

You want women in the Military?

Okay. There she was.

Find us more of her, and there question will never be asked, ever again.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)

431 Evening roonz and roonettez.

So the CBO is saying the WHBO broke the law in withholding aide to the Ukraine. I wasn't aware that had happened, and I'm not seeing any mention of it anywhere except on the radio. Anyone know what's going on there?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:38 AM (ZXnzo)

432 "Anyone know what's going on there?"

I think you got that mostly wrong.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:39 AM (w7KSn)

433 A parting thought-fart: For forty years - between 1950 and 1990 - the USA lived with the thought that any minute of any day the USA and the USSR would get into a nuclear war which would end all of mankind, be the end of all things, Armaggeddon, etc., and so forth. That did not happen. The big "nukem-dukem" did not happen. A lot of brushfire wars on the peripheries, but nothing big.


1990 was thirty years ago - three quarters of the length of the Cold War. Think about that for perspective, think about how that dates you, think about how that effects your thinking, and think how people who never grew up would react to things today, and your Cold War reaction. To them you are as dated and obsolete, and as curious a specimen as a Span-Am war vet would be.

Understanding the past is actually the gateway to understand yourself.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:39 AM (WDPb/)

434 I think you got that mostly wrong.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:39 AM (w7KSn)


I'm trying to find out what the story is, all the radio is saying is the CBO says the White House Budget Office broke the law and the WHBO is saying they didn't. Tell me where I got "that" mostly wrong, in fact, tell me what "that" is exactly because that was my question.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:42 AM (ZXnzo)

435 It would seem antifa approached some of the people
headed for VA capitol on the 20th, and the idiots agreed to cooperate
with them based on antifa's "support of firearms ownership and
opposition to the new laws". And that their presence should entail them
being not being dressed like antifa.

I would like to think that a lot on our side aren't that clueless but I think we all know that they are.


Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (67XdO)

I am not following it but would be surprised if any mainstream group decided to cooperate with Antifa. Sounds to me like a lot of people want to demonize regular folks who want to voice their opinions in a free society. I don't recall these issues getting put forth before The Million Moms March or The Million Man March. I don't recall these issues when they had countless marches against the president.

Maybe there are bad players, but a lot of people are concerned about what is going on and they have a right to protest. We see these protests around the world today by people who are risking more than Americans by showing up. I think as conservatives we should focus on election day as the Left does. But no way it is right to make half the country feel reticent about exercising their rights of free speech.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 01:43 AM (n13/j)

436 The gift was appreciated.
Posted by: Mikey NTH
----------

I'll bet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:43 AM (plu6+)

437 So the CBO
--------

GAO

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:44 AM (plu6+)

438 Muldoon #366: citation available on request

Not sure my feeble mind followed all that, but what I got was that it's Schrödinger's Epstein?

Posted by: mindful webworker and the penultimate beginning at January 17, 2020 01:45 AM (UE8f6)

439 GAO

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:44 AM (plu6+)


My mistake, thanks. Any info on the rest of it? Because like I said, I'm not seeing anything anywhere else.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:47 AM (ZXnzo)

440 I keep telling you morons you are a bunch of repressed homosexual closet queens. This is all you talk about especially the gun thread and pet thread. Remember NO kids or animals!

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:49 AM (7yAZf)

441
Anyone know what's going on there?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

======

I think that's the GAO, not the CBO.

GAO is inserting itself into the impeachment brouhaha by claiming that Trump illegally withheld the Ukraine aid for policy reasons. The OMB disagrees. More deep state shyt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 01:50 AM (13CQC)

442 It's the G A O.
A huge beureacracy which exists to harass GOP administrations.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:52 AM (w7KSn)

443
GAO is inserting itself into the impeachment
brouhaha by claiming that Trump illegally withheld the Ukraine aid for
policy reasons. The OMB disagrees. More deep state shyt.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 01:50 AM (13CQC)



So in other words, much ado about nothing? It must be I guess because if there was anything substantial there it would be all over the news instead of just a blurb at the top-of-the-hour news announcements.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:53 AM (ZXnzo)

444
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:49 AM (7yAZf


*jumps, twirls, wheels, builds gingerbread house, juggles incompatible principles, nails landing*


Oh. It's just you. If I had known that I wouldn't have juggled.
























Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:53 AM (WDPb/)

445 Home run WeirdDave,, those comics could offend the whole lot of
lgbqtruvxyz's genders out there...

Them's were comics.... feeling like Siberia here tonight around 10 with a 10 to 20 wind lowering feel temps to below zero...the 6 to 8in snow we got is being drifted across all east west roads.. It was fun bucking thru them on the way in to work...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 01:53 AM (rOAaB)

446 A huge beureacracy which exists to harass GOP administrations.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:52 AM (w7KSn)


Isn't that about all of them at this point?

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:54 AM (ZXnzo)

447 Just waiting for the planet to reflect the Doom Ray back to the moon:

https://youtu.be/TNDUPeMT3J4


'80s!!!

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (oZuI0)

448 ..Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:49 AM (7yAZf)


Go suck your Mother's dick, loser. You weak, pathetic, nerf-gun shooting, pajama clad, cocoa sippin' futhermucking bunofasitch.

And I can write that in plain English if you're too stoopid to figure it out.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

449 The GAO reported lawlessness in the Obama admin. 7 times and nothing happened.
Nothing happened.
So, we pay half a billion $ per year for this advisory beareu which every DOJ ignores.
I say we eat them.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (w7KSn)

450 The laughing man in the comic about getting high and denying Christ is what Ethan Van Sciver (ComicArtistPro Secrets) used as an inspiration for his logo.

Posted by: the last piece of George at January 17, 2020 01:56 AM (yk557)

451 448 If god wanted to give the world an enema texass is where he would stick in the nozzle.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:58 AM (7yAZf)

452 ""If god wanted to give the world an enema texass is where he would stick in the nozzle"'


Why? There's that many illegals there?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (9Om/r)

453 The red head meat eater womens is excitingly scary....

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (rOAaB)

454 I say we eat them.

Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (w7KSn)


Junk food is bad for you.

451, spoken like a troll who has never been to Naples, Italy. Or San Francisco lately, I guess.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (ZXnzo)

455 ..The GAO reported lawlessness in the Obama admin. 7 times and nothing happened.

Nothing happened.

So, we pay half a billion $ per year for this advisory beareu which every DOJ ignores.

I say we eat them.
Nuke Them From Orbit!

Only way to be sure!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)

456 Although they had cleaned Naples up considerably the last time I was there.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:01 AM (ZXnzo)

457 Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (QzJWU)

--Amen

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (oZuI0)

458
Although they had cleaned Naples up considerably the last time I was there.


Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:01 AM (ZXnzo)

Looked pretty good 2 years ago when I was there.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (9Om/r)

459 Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:58 AM (7yAZf)

--Why do you bother here?

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:04 AM (oZuI0)

460 ..If god wanted to give the world an enema texass is where he would stick in the nozzle.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:58 AM (7yAZf)



Actually, no.

HE would simply insert the tube up YOUR ass, as you're accustomed to, by now.

I mean, obviously, it's already sucked your brain out, already.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


/hasta la nite nite, horde!

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 02:04 AM (QzJWU)

461 Looked pretty good 2 years ago when I was there.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (9Om/r)


In the mid 80's the HeyJoes would line the main street by the castle, and some of the "women" had deeper voices than you do. Probably more hair on their balls, too.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:04 AM (ZXnzo)

462 Wow those comics...

Though still reeling from Damaramu V 2.0 that Blacksmith Tony created with the classic groin missile. Or perhaps Aphrodite X with the bewb missiles.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 02:05 AM (frkRQ)

463
Sen Marsha Blackburn of TN makes a great point.

Biden, Warren, and Klobuchar are currently each spending millions of dollars and thousands of person-hours to defeat Donald Trump.

And they will all be sitting in judgement of President Donald Trump during this Senate event.

Conflict of Interest, isn't that the term? Sen Blackburn says that they should recuse themselves. Immediately.

The retort is that those Senators signed "an oath", they are to be trusted their judgement is fair and just.

Ok, let's review the information we know.

On one hand, spending tens of millions of dollars that you raise from strangers in every waking minute campaigning, and every moment of your life busy for months, for a singular goal that a certain unnamed OrangeMan now sits in your way.

On the other hand, "I signed an oath".


Sen Blackburn has a valid point, it seems to me.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:05 AM (sy5kK)

464 You know why you never have to ask anybody if there from texas? Because they will tell you.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:06 AM (7yAZf)

465 @459 This is where I am needed! To educate the ignorant closet queens here.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (7yAZf)

466
if there was anything substantial there it would be all over the news instead of just a blurb at the top-of-the-hour news announcements.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter

======

The MSM is so amped up over it they don't know which way to turn. Impeachment! GAO report! Hit job on Yovovovannovnvovnanaovitch!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (13CQC)

467 "The queens we use would not excite you."

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (frkRQ)

468 ..You know why you never have to ask anybody if there from texas? Because they will tell you.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:06 AM (7yAZf)




I'm not "from" Texas. But I got here as soon as I could.

Much like Davy Crockett.

You wanna come be my Alamo? You got the fucking balls to even TRY?

Bring it, bitch. Seriously. Step out from behind the keyboard, and come down here to Galveston.

And then, we shall see, what we shall see.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 02:11 AM (QzJWU)

469 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:05 AM (sy5kK)

--Great point

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:11 AM (oZuI0)

470 yes that is true. 464. But why is that? Maybe they have some pride that others do not. Quick question, describe the Delaware flag and tell me the last time you saw one that was not on a government building.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:12 AM (n13/j)

471 465 @459 This is where I am needed! To educate the ignorant closet queens here.
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (7yAZf)

--Educate thyself

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:12 AM (oZuI0)

472
Weirdly, the last purchase I made at the PX was a toaster. A Sunbeam, which I still have, and still works. I knew I was going to be living in an apartment, and it was the only gadget I could think of that I would want.

I'll only say that you 29 year-olds weren't born yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)




and, it still works!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:13 AM (sy5kK)

473 Weirdly, the last purchase I made at the PX was a
toaster. A Sunbeam, which I still have, and still works. I knew I was
going to be living in an apartment, and it was the only gadget I could
think of that I would want.



I'll only say that you 29 year-olds weren't born yet.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)









and, it still works!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:13 AM (sy5kK)


And probably has bakelite parts.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:18 AM (9Om/r)

474 @468 every day in texas 500 mexican kids turn voting age and everyone of them hating republican conservatives. I will let them do the job on texass! 2024 will be the year texas votes for AOC for president!

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (7yAZf)

475
Looked pretty good 2 years ago when I was there.




Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (9Om/r)

that means I have been posting regularly for two years. Damn i meant to quit every night as I am not big on the net lol. I recall when I delurked chatting with you when you came back from Italy.

I made it to Pompeii but didn't get to Naples proper. Next time I will go there for sure as the real Italy fans seem to love the place. Next time it will be out of the way places like Naples, Sicily, and Sardinia.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (n13/j)

476 I'm back in the 430s, but before I F5...

Berserker #314: ...It has leg room out the ass.

Conjures images of vehicles (in which I have ridden) which are not the intended image.

And I ♥liked this, upthread:
"We are living through a high-horsepower renaissance."

High-horsepower
Unrestricted shower*
Incandescent light*
and quality LPs
It's the best of the 1960s.
*Thank you, President Trump.

*post*
*refresh*
*regret*

Posted by: mindful webworker and the eventualities of reality at January 17, 2020 02:20 AM (UE8f6)

477 464 You know why you never have to ask anybody if there from texas? Because they will tell you.
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:06 AM (7yAZf)


In my lifetime, this Pac NW guy has met maybe, a dozen Texans. They actually don't have to say a thing, and after a while, one can figure out they are intelligent, independent, funny or jackass - depending, and one more thing.

If any of them would have heard what you said, they would pound your head into the dirt and then piss on your head.

I like Texans.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:23 AM (sy5kK)

478 Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (7yAZf)

you sound racist there sir. And you don't seem to know Texas from a hole in the wall. Even GWB got over 40 percent of the Hispanic vote in Texas. Why do you call them Mexicans? If anything Texas is becoming more blue because of lefty economic refugees and out of control big cities. There is nothing static about this. No one wants to vote for a dummy in the long run.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:24 AM (n13/j)

479 Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (7yAZf)

--WTF is wrong with you?

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:27 AM (oZuI0)

480 Don't mess with texass it is messed up enough already! Wendy davis will soon have enough democratic voters to clean up the mess.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:29 AM (7yAZf)

481 396 I weakened, yielded to temptation, and clicked on the last kbdabear link, curse you.

https://tinyurl.com/sbjcacz

Freckled fresh-faced ginger in green. *teethgrind*

You know what I was thinking? Y'know that "dating age" formula? I'm pretty sure none of kb's gals are in my range. ((29+x)/2+7=nomath)

You know what else I was thinking? None of kb's gals are going to look like that in fifty years.

Talk about escalating quickly. Or, I guess, rather, de-escalating.
Posted by: mindful webworker's life course was severely altered by a ginger - of course - at January 17, 2020 12:39 AM (UE8f6)

I believe the new dating formula is = (age of consent) + 2

In fifty years . . . who cares! They'll still look like this, at least in your mind, as you'll have dementia!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 02:30 AM (QMwOT)

482
that means I have been posting regularly for two
years. Damn i meant to quit every night as I am not big on the net lol.
I recall when I delurked chatting with you when you came back from
Italy.

I made it to Pompeii but didn't get to Naples proper.
Next time I will go there for sure as the real Italy fans seem to love
the place. Next time it will be out of the way places like Naples,
Sicily, and Sardinia.


Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (n13/j)


Well Naples has the food, thats for sure. I found the food in the south waaaay better than the food in the north. The food in florence blew ass, but I did grow up with southern italian cooking, so I'm a bit biased. My father wants to see sicily, so thats on the board. I hear the food is really good there. Although my bro's wife leads me to believe otherwise. She's sicilian, she tried to boil stuffed shells, sooo....

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:31 AM (9Om/r)

483 *eyes disturber*

Doncha jus hate it when the banhammer strikes, and all the subsequent comment number references get skewed?

I think instead of removing all the offending comments, they should just be replaced with pix of a smoking crater, or soliomania's smoldering vehicle. Posted by: DELETED

Hm. Can cobs put pix in comments?

Can they put styling in comments? 'Cause I think when comments are cob-edited, for either taunting trolls or enforcing 100-comment rules, the edited comment should be in, say, red text to indicate COB authority and not the original.

And with that brain blast, I realize it is latelatelate.

Nitenitenite.

ZZZZzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘

Posted by: mindful webworker - gone with the lint at January 17, 2020 02:32 AM (UE8f6)

484
I believe the new dating formula is = (age of consent) + 2

In fifty years . . . who cares! They'll still look like this, at least in your mind, as you'll have dementia!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 02:30 AM (QMwOT)


OK.




Tell me a little more about this dementia thing.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:33 AM (sy5kK)

485 We may have beaten Russia to the moon but it seems they've got the jumpon us in the confused gender toy's dept.



Planeta Igrushek (Planet Of Toys) shop in the city of Novosibirsk is
selling the first "transgender" doll.

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 02:33 AM (rOAaB)

486 @479 nothing wrong with me. After watching the movie "executive action" I went to dallas and asked texans there where is the texas school book depository where our president was murdered.

Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:34 AM (7yAZf)

487 486 @479 nothing wrong with me. After watching the movie "executive action" I went to dallas and asked texans there where is the texas school book depository where our president was murdered.
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:34 AM (7yAZf)

--No

All kinds of wrong.

FOAD

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:37 AM (oZuI0)

488 483 *eyes disturber*

Doncha jus hate it when the banhammer strikes, and all the subsequent comment number references get skewed?

I think instead of removing all the offending comments, they should just be replaced with pix of a smoking crater, or soliomania's smoldering vehicle. Posted by: DELETED

Hm. Can cobs put pix in comments?

Can they put styling in comments?

Posted by: mindful webworker - gone with the lint at January 17, 2020 02:32 AM (UE8f6)


----

Do you realize how much that costs to do all that cleanup work? Late night COB work ain't cheap, my friend.

Just calculate how many Platinum Memberships it takes to cover those costs.

Now I just broke the no math rule. Damn. It's all raimando's fault.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

489 Just calculate how many Platinum Memberships it takes to cover those costs.






Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

You know, I have been holding off asking this question for years. WTF is this platinum membership I keep hearing about? Is it actually a thing?

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:42 AM (9Om/r)

490 Well Naples has the food, thats for sure. I found
the food in the south waaaay better than the food in the north. The food
in florence blew ass, but I did grow up with southern italian cooking,
so I'm a bit biased. My father wants to see sicily, so thats on the
board. I hear the food is really good there. Although my bro's wife
leads me to believe otherwise. She's sicilian, she tried to boil stuffed
shells, sooo....


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:31 AM (9Om/r)

Even non Italian Americans think of Southern Italy when they think "Italian food"/ And there is good reason, the stuff is great. I spent some time in Umbria, which is next door to Florence and they are all about truffles and wild boar. And I believe in Florence they prefer rice to pasta. There is a place for that for sure, but I love the Southern Italian stuff.

THere is a line from decades ago by Rick Steeves. I know he is a huge lefty now and I don't think much of him these days. But years ago his books were a great influence. Anyway, he had a line about Italy that always stuck with me.

He said, "If don't like Italy by the time you reach Rome, don't go further south, it get's worse. If you love Italy by the time you get to Rome, go further south, it gets better". I hate explaining someone else's point but what he was saying is Italy is even a better experience to the intrepid traveler the further south you go. The culture shock is stronger and those that like that will love it.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:42 AM (n13/j)

491 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

--I wish a banhammer would smote the troll.

raimondo is boring.

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:43 AM (oZuI0)

492 Next thing you will be telling me is that you don't believe in Santa Claus.

B-D, I believe.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:44 AM (sy5kK)

493 491 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)

--I wish a banhammer would smote the troll.

raimondo is boring.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:43 AM (oZuI0)


Think of raimondo like crap on the streets of San Francisco, and just walk around it.

It's like going to SF without the cost of a plane ticket.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:53 AM (sy5kK)

494 If you have a pissed off wife get rid of your visine (eye drops) A S.Carolinawomen has been convicted of killing her husband *for the money* byputting it in his drinking water for 3 days..

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 02:54 AM (rOAaB)

495 He said, "If don't like Italy by the time you reach
Rome, don't go further south, it get's worse. If you love Italy by the
time you get to Rome, go further south, it gets better". I hate
explaining someone else's point but what he was saying is Italy is even a
better experience to the intrepid traveler the further south you go.
The culture shock is stronger and those that like that will love it.


Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:42 AM (n13/j)


Yeah I can see that. I liked everywhere really, they all had their own thing. Tuscany is probably where I would live if I had to live there. Rome was a blast, but expensive to live, and driving around in rome is a nightmare. My father had a harder time understanding the italian the farther north we got. Even in rome he had a little trouble. He said its more of a proper, or high class dialect. No problem in naples or in that general area. No clue what he was saying but he had the locals laughing. It was actually pretty funny. My father was born here, but his parents were from just north of naples. If he started speaking in italian they were like "ahh you a from a naples". If he started speaking in english which totally gave him away as an American, and then switched to italian, they would be like "very curious, you sound like you're from naples". lol

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)

496 Think of raimondo like crap on the streets of San Francisco, and just walk around it.

It's like going to SF without the cost of a plane ticket.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:53 AM (sy5kK)

--

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (oZuI0)

497 --WTF is wrong with you?

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:27 AM (oZuI0)


It was all-in for 404Care. Free psychiatric services -- for life. That is what's wrong with it.

An unlocked door at Bedlam and we get graced with it.

Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (Y8PSl)

498 this is very cool. video 29 sec at link.

JACKSON, Calif. (AP) Five California mountain lions were seen together on home surveillance video in a rare gathering of the notoriously solitary big cats.

The footage was recorded at a rural residence at the edge of the El Dorado National Forest east of Sacramento, KTXL-TV reported Wednesday.


https://tinyurl.com/tudvwof

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:04 AM (sy5kK)

499 All night still getting very strong wind gusts

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:16 AM (ZCEU2)

500 Yeah I can see that. I liked everywhere really, they
all had their own thing. Tuscany is probably where I would live if I
had to live there. Rome was a blast, but expensive to live, and driving
around in rome is a nightmare. My father had a harder time understanding
the italian the farther north we got. Even in rome he had a little
trouble. He said its more of a proper, or high class dialect. No problem
in naples or in that general area. No clue what he was saying but he
had the locals laughing. It was actually pretty funny. My father was
born here, but his parents were from just north of naples. If he started
speaking in italian they were like "ahh you a from a naples". If he
started speaking in english which totally gave him away as an American,
and then switched to italian, they would be like "very curious, you
sound like you're from naples". lol


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)

That is some funny stuff there. I love that they understood him in the boot but not so much in Rome. Cultural bias would guess it the other way as I believe they speak more in "dialect" in the south.
I recall learning in school that the "modern Italian" language, without dialect is based on the language of Siena, and to a lesser extent, Florence. But really the nation has all types of dialects. The language they speak on the news or in government supposedly comes from Siena. BTW, that is another city I want to visit.

The funny thing is we all know Italian history encompasses at least a couple thousand years. But as a stand alone country, as we see countries today, it is about 150 years old as I recall. Similar to Spain in many ways as there are many regions with different dialects with less of a national persona than say Franc or the UK.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:17 AM (n13/j)

501 It appears Liawatha may have some creds on her claim of burnee sayingwomens aren't electable to the top spot.

Former VT 1st women gov Maddy Kunin states back in '86 burnee said he'd do more then her and was more of a feminist then her...he also describedher as a middle road light weight...she won reelection much to VT'sdemise....not that burnee would have been any better.

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:18 AM (rOAaB)

502
Wow, that is cool, but I'd be verrrrry damn careful about going outside.

Of course we've all seen Chris Cohen's mountain lion.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 03:19 AM (13CQC)

503

The Deep State thought they had effed Sharyl Attkisson on her lawsuit against them for spying on her, after they got the charges dismissed. Weirdly, somehow. Not enough direct evidence, or something, then the judge gave Eric Holder immunity. Huh?

So she refiled it, with the testimony of an actual witness that helped the government spy on her. And because of this new witness, named Rod Rosenstein as running the spying on her. So far, no response.

Way to go, Sharyl. I like her, she fights.

https://tinyurl.com/r49avp4

.... One federal court of appeals judge even called this dismissal of her lawsuit Kafkaesque given how well-nigh impossible it was for her case to proceed under our justice system's rules and judicial interpretations rigged in ways that protect government lawbreaking.

Sharyl described her first lawsuit and some of the shocking roadblocks used by the government to American Thinker readers here, and has even written a best-seller, Stonewalled, describing these events in greater detail. But as anyone following the news knows, the lawbreaking Deep State can't even be shamed by exposure of its illicit deeds.

In her lawsuit refiled on January 10, Attkisson relied on a whistleblower who was actually involved in hacking her computers. He identified some of the other government officials complicit in the very disturbing spying on her.

The refiled complaint quotes government forensics experts as being quite shocked, demonstrating some within the government Intelligence Community thankfully have consciences.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:21 AM (sy5kK)

504 Got to back to small job way down the road, should just get up and get going.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:22 AM (ZCEU2)

505 Just watched a video of James May (from the British Top Gear) staging a model train race with the Germans. The track ran 10 miles (actual miles, not scale miles) through the English countryside, and each team ran three trains; a steam train, a diesel electric, and one that was completely made up by each team. The diesels finished first with the German diesel ahead of the British entry, the experimental engines finished second with the British hydrogen powered contestant beating the German battery powered entry, and the steam trains came in last. In a previous event (no Germans that time) his Hornby Flying Scotsman (with realistic chuffing sound) failed to complete (breaking down after all of 500 yards IIRC) but made it all the way this time. A very emotional ending. *snif* (The German steam train finished a few hours behind the Scotsman).

And no matter if you are a model train aficionado or not, your time was much better spent reading this entry than anything Rain-Man-do has to say about anything.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 03:23 AM (ZXnzo)

506
Of course we've all seen Chris Cohen's mountain lion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

======

Oops, forgot the link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLjOPyrQGcM

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 03:29 AM (13CQC)

507 That is some funny stuff there. I love that they
understood him in the boot but not so much in Rome. Cultural bias would
guess it the other way as I believe they speak more in "dialect" in the
south.
I recall learning in school that the "modern Italian"
language, without dialect is based on the language of Siena, and to a
lesser extent, Florence. But really the nation has all types of
dialects. The language they speak on the news or in government
supposedly comes from Siena. BTW, that is another city I want to visit.

The
funny thing is we all know Italian history encompasses at least a
couple thousand years. But as a stand alone country, as we see countries
today, it is about 150 years old as I recall. Similar to Spain in many
ways as there are many regions with different dialects with less of a
national persona than say Franc or the UK.


Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:17 AM (n13/j)

Shortly after I got out of high school I started working with my father in his business. We were doing a job, and a dude there was definitely italian, but I heard him on the phone and it sounded like he was speaking frigging chinese. A shit ton of 1 and 2 syllable words. I asked my father what he was saying and he says "I have no idea". He asks the guy what dialect he was speaking and the guy tells him its some gutter dialect. It was strange. I would have bet my left nut that it was not italian.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 03:30 AM (9Om/r)

508 All night still getting very strong wind gusts
Posted by: Skip

Yep

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 03:31 AM (arJlL)

509 It appears Liawatha may have some creds on her claim of burnee sayingwomens aren't electable to the top spot.

Former
VT 1st women gov Maddy Kunin states back in '86 burnee said he'd do
more then her and was more of a feminist then her...he also describedher
as a middle road light weight...she won reelection much to
VT'sdemise....not that burnee would have been any better.


Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:18 AM (rOAaB)

doesn't seem like hard evidence to me. But if they want to fight, let them fight. They need to go PUMA again. But really, if the commie said that years ago was he not right? I don't get the point really as he has yet to be proven wrong. But we all would gladly choose hundreds of women or more over Bernie.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:31 AM (n13/j)

510 We had those winds yesterday. Finally seemed to have died down. But even colder this morning. 4°

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:35 AM (NmxNk)

511 Mornin', all.
Woke up with my eye swollen nearly shut. Looks like a stye. WTF? Not really needing this....

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:38 AM (NmxNk)

512 Heard Sheryl on Chris Stigall radio show the other day

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:39 AM (ZCEU2)

513 Sheryl has a gofundme page. I wish i had extra cash to throw her way.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:43 AM (NmxNk)

514 Rage blog faggots that will die alone and never do anything but bitch!

Posted by: Milkos...Mac Daddy at January 17, 2020 03:49 AM (/uvcm)

515 MLii just after you left yesterday posted a link that in Wisconsin a Leftist judge is allowing the deasd to still vote.

Hope your eye is ok, just make sure nothing is in it.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:50 AM (ZCEU2)

516 Shortly after I got out of high school I started
working with my father in his business. We were doing a job, and a dude
there was definitely italian, but I heard him on the phone and it
sounded like he was speaking frigging chinese. A shit ton of 1 and 2
syllable words. I asked my father what he was saying and he says "I have
no idea". He asks the guy what dialect he was speaking and the guy
tells him its some gutter dialect. It was strange. I would have bet my
left nut that it was not italian.


Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 03:30 AM (9Om/r)

I recall a guy saying to two Spaniards that they are from the same place so they would work well together. One of them replied, " we are not from the same place, I am from a town twenty miles from his!":. That line is mostly apocryphal I would guess but it told a truth to those of us from more centrally focused cultures.

But yeah, I always heard that in Italy the people had their own local language and also the language for watching the news.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:50 AM (n13/j)

517 "But we all would gladly choose hundreds of women or more over Bernie.


Posted by: Quint"

It's just his whole commie attitude that he's better than anyone else especially women...and he has no problem trash talking them.. While Kuinin did lots of damage to VT burnees done nothing but willingly accept his gov paycheck..is the same now as it was back then.

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:54 AM (rOAaB)

518 >>MLii just after you left yesterday posted a link that in Wisconsin a Leftist judge is allowing the deasd to still vote.

Hope your eye is ok, just make sure nothing is in it.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:50 AM (ZCEU2)

I saw that link. Pretty disgusting. If a voter moves, old district is to be notified, (and they are) but the judge says wait, wait, no reason to take that name off. Good grief! No one is disenfranchised. We have SAME DAY REGISTRATION here. Reregister in your new district if your name is not on the voter list. Obviously not difficult.

The judge is a long time lefty. I still say in many cases, they can't win if they dont cheat.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:55 AM (NmxNk)

519 I am not directly comparing Italy to Spain as Italy is certainly more united than even modern day Spain. But Italy at one point was made of up city-states that fought each other as if they were countries in and of themselves. That left a mark and makes the country all the more interesting.

In our country, history is bad they tell me and should be forgotten.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:56 AM (n13/j)

520 Bernie is a Commie, and he is old.

Angry and snappy is no way to finish out your life, pops.

Bernie and Joe are both old and worn out. Like a pickup at 300,000 miles, it's just shot.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:57 AM (sy5kK)

521 Trying to finish 1 cup, had instant oatmeal and have a squirrel pouch of Cherrios for the road trip.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)

522 It's just his whole commie attitude that he's better
than anyone else especially women...and he has no problem trash talking
them.. While Kuinin did lots of damage to VT burnees done nothing but
willingly accept his gov paycheck..is the same now as it was back then.


Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:54 AM (rOAaB)

most of these politicos are egomaniacs. They can't think of a reason why they are not personally the key to the whole thing. Most would do anything but give up their dream of being in charge.

i don't deny he trash talked women but it would help to have an actual example. If this gets worse I am sure people will come out on both sides to provide evidence that helps their candidate. I love how on Daily Kos there is a diary that says they are both right and memories can't be trusted. The author of that piece realizes the danger here and wants to explain the whole thing away so we will forget it. In this day and time, that is not likely.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 04:01 AM (n13/j)

523 Good Morning Morons today is Friday, January 17, 2020, . On this date in 1920 Prohibition began as the Volstead Act went into effect. One of the biggest blunders congress has ever done. The people hated it and it was widely flaunted. Crooks like Al Capone went from 2 bit penny-anti thugs to major criminal empires.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

524 DIABLO Colons does her normal backstabbing BS and promises to call for Democrat witnesses in the Senate and probably vote FOR impeachment. Why can't the RNC get someone who is a real Republican to run against this scrunt?


https://tinyurl.com/vymefgb

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

525
The DOJ under Trump is evidently going after Comey for his illegal shit.


https://tinyurl.com/r2fgmbh

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

526 GAO report lists 7 crimes committed by Obama which he should have been impeached for.


https://tinyurl.com/r5yj5e7

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)

527 Sen. Martha McSally (R-AZ) brushed off a question from CNN reporter Manu Raju on Thursday morning, calling him a 'liberal hack'

I would have called him something much worse.


https://tinyurl.com/rgkutnt

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

528 https://www.thediplomad.com/
Lewis's review of 1917, I'm going to see it Sunday

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (ZCEU2)

529 Muzzie Omar is under a federal criminal investigation now that Obama can no longer shield her.


https://tinyurl.com/yx7qdeqn

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)

530 "In this day and time, that is not likely."


Posted by: Quint


Exactly, the left are all Liars and have come to use that trait even on their own. The biggest complaint on burnee is his gruff demeanor which is justburnee being burnee,, a perpetual pissed off whackadoodle..

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (rOAaB)

531 RAMIREZ


https://tinyurl.com/vkdxod9


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)

532 Not only does fear of the Left being the biggest motivation in the country, they expect it to be.

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)

533 You know how the press seizes a word of the day, and on all the channels, they use the same thing, to drill the anti-Trump message?


Here is our word for the next few weeks, or however long, for this Shampeachment.

"Childish".

Every time Nancy, Adam, Jerry, or any of these puspacks talk, let them say a sentence or two and just say "childish". Especially if there are others around. It is accurate and demeaning, as it should be.

You can use 4 letter words if you want to, but I think "childish" really frames their actions as to what they are.

And it implies a lot. Childish representatives should not be re-elected.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:08 AM (sy5kK)

534 523 Good Morning Morons today is Friday, January 17, 2020, . On this date in 1920 Prohibition began as the Volstead Act went into effect. One of the biggest blunders congress has ever done. The people hated it and it was widely flaunted. Crooks like Al Capone went from 2 bit penny-anti thugs to major criminal empires.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)

--I love you dearly Vic, but the proper word is "flouted," not "flaunted."

Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 04:10 AM (oZuI0)

535 I'm outta here
Have a great day horde, its Friday

Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (ZCEU2)

536 Thanks for the morn report Vic.. can we air drop the
diaper head omar back to Somilaia?? How many immigration rulesdoes she have to break to get convicted of one?

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (rOAaB)

537 Have a good day, Skip. Hope it's a short one.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:12 AM (NmxNk)

538 Howdy...On this date in 1924 my father was born on a small farm in central Georgia...it might as well have been on another planet!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:13 AM (yhf6w)

539 Howdy...On this date in 1924 my father was born on a
small farm in central Georgia...it might as well have been on another
planet!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:13 AM (yhf6w)

analysis says this is true.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 04:14 AM (n13/j)

540 536
Thanks for the morn report Vic.. can we air drop the
diaper head omar back to Somilaia?? How many immigration rulesdoes she have to break to get convicted of one?


Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (rOAaB)

If they find that she broke the immigration rules to get her and her brother in they can deport her with no conviction

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK)

541 Happy 96th to your dad, Tentotwo! Is he still here?

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:15 AM (NmxNk)

542 538
Howdy...On this date in 1924 my father was born on a small farm in
central Georgia...it might as well have been on another planet!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:13 AM (yhf6w)

What small town?

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)

543 Happy 96th to your dad, Tentotwo! Is he still here?
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:15 AM (NmxNk)
.....................
He has long since departed!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:17 AM (yhf6w)

544 536 Thanks for the morn report Vic.. can we air drop the
diaper head omar back to Somilaia?? How many immigration rulesdoes she have to break to get convicted of one?
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (rOAaB)



Democrat privilege. Nothing. Three years and counting for my proof. Sorry to be so cynical.

But so many obviously corrupt government officials we are supposed to trust skate on crimes instead, while nonsense like what they are doing to Roger Stone, makes me this way.

Does any government official in the DoJ have any sense of what criminality is going on under their noses? Do they care?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:18 AM (sy5kK)

545 What small town?
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)
.....................
Thomaston...Upson County!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:18 AM (yhf6w)

546 "to get her and her brother in they can deport her with no conviction


Posted by: Vic"


Cool meaning no leftist judge to over turn it..I'm still down with air droppingher without a chute....

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:19 AM (rOAaB)

547 Aww, I'm sorry. My dad was born Dec. 1929, he made it to 86 before he died 4 years ago. Miss him terribly.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:20 AM (NmxNk)

548 "He has long since departed!"

Posted by: Tentotwo

Sad to hear, my dad was born the same year and still kicking...He's a WW11 Vet of the battle of the bulge...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:22 AM (rOAaB)

549 Lost my dad Dec 2011, and my mom last Nov 1.

You never get over it, more like used to it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:23 AM (sy5kK)

550 "Does any government official in the DoJ have any sense of what criminality is going on under their noses? Do they care?
"




Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg



No and No their either part of it or making money for not being part of
it.. that's why the whole of the swamp must be destroyed and then burnedto a crisp with napalm....

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:25 AM (rOAaB)

551 >>You never get over it, more like used to it.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:23 AM (sy5kK)

That's a good way to describe it.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:26 AM (NmxNk)

552 545
What small town?

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)

.....................

Thomaston...Upson County!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:18 AM (yhf6w)


That's about 50 miles West of Macon. I grew up in a small town (Dublin) about 50 miles East of Macon.

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)

553 That's about 50 miles West of Macon. I grew up in a small town (Dublin) about 50 miles East of Macon.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)
...................
It is a small world Vic!

Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:40 AM (yhf6w)

554 JACKSON, Calif. (AP) Five California mountain lions were seen together on home surveillance video in a rare gathering of the notoriously solitary big cats.

The footage was recorded at a rural residence at the edge of the El Dorado National Forest east of Sacramento, KTXL-TV reported Wednesday.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:04 AM (sy5kK)


Looks like there might be a couple of juveniles in that group, so maybe a family.

Either that or they're plotting to take over the world. Cats, you know.

Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 04:43 AM (Y8PSl)

555 Cats...always plotting...to eat you!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:44 AM (NmxNk)

556 You are right.

Damn cats.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:46 AM (sy5kK)

557 Time to go, swollen eye and all. I could use one of grammie's old eye patches today.

Have a better day, all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:46 AM (NmxNk)

558

Mom was born in 27.
Lost her about 25 years ago. Raised 3 kids on her own and somehow kept me in ball cleats and milk. I still drink a couple gallons a week.

Forced me to take band in 7th grade.
"If you're not fishing or playing ball, you've got a radio glued to your ear."
"Fine, I'm gonna play drums."

Whenever we cover "Mom", I look up and say thanks. If not for her...

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 04:48 AM (MAJoQ)

559 "Either that or they're plotting to take over the world."Posted by: RickZ


Did pinky and the brain sell out the rights to the cats???


Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:52 AM (rOAaB)

560 Cats...always plotting...to eat you!

Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:44 AM (NmxNk)

Those mountain lion cats are good at that. And you don't have to dead for them to eat you. Unlike Fluffy, who waits 'til you're dead.

Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 04:54 AM (Y8PSl)

561 so VA gun owners are planning a protest at the Capitol. A local Antifa group is joining them.

At first, I was "oh brother", but then the more I thought about it, the more I like it, because:

Lefties have 2nd Amendment rights too,

it makes the protest more balanced and a louder message to the gun-grabbers, and

if they somehow are not on their best behavior, they will be crushed like bugs on a windshield by the thousands of gun owners they associated with.


https://tinyurl.com/v3fm25x

When gun lovers rally in front of the Virginia Capitol in Richmond next week, the local chapter of antifa will be there too. But their members won't be wearing all black, and they don't plan to douse right-wingers in milkshakes or Silly String.

Instead, local antifa will join thousands of conservatives who are expected to descend on Richmond that day in protesting pending gun-control legislation introduced by Democratic lawmakers.

Antifa Seven Hills, based in Richmond, are opposing the slew of gun bills introduced by the newly Democratic Legislature since November, because they say those types of laws are used primarily to criminalize poor people, minorities, and leftists and to bolster law enforcement's power.

I think it's been pretty important for us to focus on the fact that gun control in America has a legacy of racist enforcement, said Antifa Seven Hills spokesperson James (who asked that his name be withheld to avoid getting doxxed online). Like taking guns away from black people, because black people were perceived as a threat to property and the sanctity of the state. .............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:01 AM (sy5kK)

562 "Like taking guns away from black people, because
black people were perceived as a threat to property and the sanctity of
the state". .............

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg


Ironic that the blackface infanticide governor is wanting to do it again to blacks...That point must be loudly made..
A small town in VT (Cavendish) has enacted a ordinance to follow VT constitution on gun rights, ie a santuary for guns if you will..It's a small step but its a start.

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:09 AM (rOAaB)

563
Ironic that the blackface infanticide governor is wanting to do it again to blacks...That point must be loudly made..

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:09 AM (rOAaB)

Democrats of long ago didn't want black people to have 2A rights. It is well documented. To bring this up is indeed a very good idea.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:12 AM (sy5kK)

564 In WA state, where the Blues have finally gotten control of all branches of govt, they are firing up gun grabbing laws. It is still early, but all the CT and NY nonsense, 10 round mags, no AR-15s, taxes on guns and ammo, all kinds of crap, but it is coming.

Similar to VA. WA citizens who stand for the flag and kneel for God will be watching.


Sporty. Wonder how often I will be using that euphemism the next few months.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:17 AM (sy5kK)

565 Great ONT with the comic art. All those girls worrying themselves over Dick.

As for cars, I drove a hand-me-down 1969 Olds Delta 88. Huge car, 900 feet per gallon. But dad always liked big-ass cars. For a while he drove a massive Chrysler Newport coupe. The front hood was big enough to have a picnic on it.

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 05:21 AM (iTXRQ)

566 Sporty. Wonder how often I will be using that euphemism the next few months.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:17 AM (sy5kK)


I winder if NPR will do an in-depth analysis of 'sporty' as they did with 'boogaloo'.

They create the conditions for a 'sporty boogaloo' then will complain when it actually happens and they are on the receiving end. And not the Mayor Buttplug kind of receiving end.

Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 05:21 AM (Y8PSl)

567 Good morning, Horde.

I got a whopping three hours of sleep last night.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:28 AM (TdMsT)

568 Good morning, Ladyl !

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:31 AM (arJlL)

569 So, after listening to Adam Schiff bloviate for 20 minutes, the Senate is ready to vote for an acquital.

Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2020 05:32 AM (DBGf/)

570 Good morning, JT!


Getting almost no sleep makes for a long day...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:32 AM (TdMsT)

571 A friend once pointed out "Cats are not going to take over the world. They sleep 14-16 hours per day."

Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2020 05:34 AM (DBGf/)

572 Getting almost no sleep makes for a long day...
Posted by: Ladyl

Naps are GREAT !

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)

573 572 Getting almost no sleep makes for a long day...
Posted by: Ladyl

Naps are GREAT !
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)


But if you fall asleep during the day, it messes up the next night, too.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:38 AM (TdMsT)

574 But if you fall asleep during the day, it messes up the next night, too.
Posted by: Ladyl

Yeah, that's why I woke up at two.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:39 AM (arJlL)

575 Yeah, that's why I woke up at two.
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:39 AM (arJlL)


I miss being able to count on 7 or 8 hours of sleep.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:41 AM (TdMsT)

576 This antifa protesting for 2A rights thing is new to me as I said before I am not following it. I still wonder what pro 2a group has said they are all in with Antifa. I thought it must be fringe but I admit I don't know either group a lick likely. Sorry if I am skeptical.

Defending the 2A is not up to a couple guys on x side or y side. And discrediting a cause is pretty much what the MSM is about these days. If some people want to call themselves antifa and obey the law and support freedom, well, it is a free country. But when first mentioned upthread, I was skeptical for some reason.

I sure wish Virginians, as well as other Americans were as riled up in early Nov. 2018 and 2019. Stats show if Repubs had turned out as they did in 2016 there would be no impeachment and no flipping of the Virginia House of Delegates and Senate.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:43 AM (n13/j)

577 "Naps are GREAT !"

Posted by: JT

Another great idea brought to you by CATS.... I usually sleep around 4-5 hrs and nap the rest of the time waiting to go to work.. sometimes have to drive very fast to make it in on time...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:44 AM (rOAaB)

578 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sj1vSGW-F4

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 05:45 AM (Ckg4U)

579 Another great idea brought to you by CATS.... I usually sleep around 4-5 hrs and nap the rest of the time waiting to go to work.. sometimes have to drive very fast to make it in on time...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:44 AM (rOAaB)


Get a gub'mint job. Then you can nap at your desk during work hours. I only wish Lois Lerner had napped more on the job.

Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 05:46 AM (Y8PSl)

580 Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:43 AM (n13/j)

Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm skeptical as hell.

But after thinking about it, I don't see a downside. Gun rights persons will have all kinds of video to back up any false claims of Progda.

The message will be stronger if the lefties are let in to play.

The gun grabbers will lose leverage in their argument.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:49 AM (sy5kK)

581 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:49 AM (sy5kK)

no worries LeftCoast. But when it was first mentioned upthread I thought it was unlikely or something very fringe. The only statewide Virginia 2a group i know of is the VCDL. They are known nationally by those who follow the 2A. If they said they are joining with Antifa, I will figuratively eat my hat.

But as I have not looked into any of this, who knows.

And I am not against people on the left defending the Constitution. I am against criminals who try to hurt fellow citizens though.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:53 AM (n13/j)

582 I am watching a Forensic Files episode on Doctor Amy Bishop. I remember she was a sockpuppet favorite for quite some time here on the AoS.

Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 05:54 AM (ZXnzo)

583 "Get a gub'mint job. Then you can nap at your desk during work hours"Posted by: RickZ

Ya and you can watch pron all the rest of the day when your not napping.Right on looser lerner.. that bitch needs to be chewed on by fire ants...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:54 AM (rOAaB)

584 >This antifa protesting for 2A rights thing is new to me as I said before I am not following it.


not buying it either

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 05:55 AM (iTXRQ)

585

Mornin' "just a guy with a keyboard."

Can't watch on phone. Sad.
One of the few around here I trust, well, semi-trust enough to follow a link.

Hope NaCly gets around safe this mornin'.
Work told me don't come in.
Just as well. Stepped outside at 3:30. Back walk was sheet of ice.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 05:55 AM (MAJoQ)

586 But as I have not looked into any of this, who knows.

And I am not against people on the left defending the Constitution. I am against criminals who try to hurt fellow citizens though.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:53 AM (n13/j)

Oh yeah, we are living in new times. Nothing for granted.

Portland is 3 hours south of me, and I am aware of the crap antifa tries to push. I am hoping the VA antifa is responsible, but like I said, they are way outnumbered by 2A supporters. So no repeat of the Portland nonsense. Hopefully.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:57 AM (sy5kK)

587 Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 05:55 AM (MAJoQ)

Blessings, amigo.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 05:58 AM (Ckg4U)

588 {{{SLAP!!!}}}

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:00 AM (TdMsT)

589

Thank you young man. I never pass on those and right back atcha.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:00 AM (MAJoQ)

590 " If they said they are joining with Antifa, I will figuratively eat my hat. "

Well as Sun Tzu said
"If you know the enemy and know
yourself you need not fear the resultsof a hundred battles" *it was longer but that's the jest of it...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:02 AM (rOAaB)

591

Watch it Slap!
Yesterday evening that Ladyl admitted to hanging out with oily thieves, or something like that.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:03 AM (MAJoQ)

592 {{Ladyl}}

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:04 AM (Ckg4U)

593
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:03 AM (MAJoQ)


Teej--

Oil of thieves is amazing.

But no one ever listens to me...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:06 AM (TdMsT)

594

Well of course we listen.
Act upon?
Well...

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:08 AM (MAJoQ)

595

If I did the emoji thing I would have put a smiley on the backside of that.
But if you know me at all, you knew that.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:10 AM (MAJoQ)

596 Ladyl

I listen.

Thieves oil have components that can activate part of a normal immune system. The eucalyptus oil in it can be good for normal lung health.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

597 I am not well, and neither is my keyboard.

*static*

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (Ckg4U)

598 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)

599 Good morning teej. I'll be you got more ice than we did.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:12 AM (u82oZ)

600 596 Ladyl

I listen.

Thieves oil have components that can activate part of a normal immune system. The eucalyptus oil in it can be good for normal lung health.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)


{{{Salty Dog}}}

It really works. For me, anyway...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:13 AM (TdMsT)

601 Slap--I'm going to call you later today...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (TdMsT)

602 where are yall expecting this big winter storm

Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (iTXRQ)

603 G'morning, all.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (jg1QG)

604

Excuse me for a minute while I have a chat with The Big Guy, the one who spoke the universe into existense and showed us what love really is, on Slap's behalf.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (MAJoQ)

605 G'morning, Salty.


Hope all are safe at the mighty Saline Fortress of Serenity.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:15 AM (jg1QG)

606 A balmy 29℉. but Freezing rain all morning. On top of a bit of snow. Alas, schools all around me are closed for the day.

Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM (u82oZ)

607 https://preview.tinyurl.com/s8tmtec

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM (Ckg4U)

608 It is only fair to recognize our fair cities efforts to be a world class city in the area of...well...I'm not sure what this category would be.


But.....we're #1...

We're #1....

https://cbsloc.al/37dv0El

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:18 AM (jg1QG)

609
Excuse me for a minute while I have a chat with The Big Guy, the one who spoke the universe into existense and showed us what love really is, on Slap's behalf.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (MAJoQ)


Thank you. I will do the same.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:18 AM (TdMsT)

610 Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

Could be fun.

Or not.

We've got about 6 inches of snow starting up in No Ill mid afternoon. Tomorrow....brass monkey warnings

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)

611 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Thank you. It's really more pf a Festung of Debt, but the outsides look serene. We had 5 large doe eating the grass in the front, before the snow fell. I guess we are a deer bed and breakfast joint as well.

A friend of the first owner killed a deer with a shotgun off the deck, so we have that ability.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:20 AM (u82oZ)

612 But.....we're #1...

We're #1....


T-Shirts for everyone!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)

613 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Are you basking in Oceana?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)

614 Good morning, horde. Off to face the day.

Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 17, 2020 06:21 AM (/+bwe)

615

Mornin' NaCly.
My back walk was a sheet of ice at 3:30.
Not thick but enough to be dangerous an it was still coming down.
Thankfully I was told not to come in.
Otherwise I would have called in sick,,, of winter already.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:21 AM (MAJoQ)

616 Bruce

When she wakes up I have the kitchen cleaned and organized, so I'll remain positive. It could be organize donations for Goodwill day. We shall see.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:23 AM (u82oZ)

617 in a normal world if someone told me they were Anti Fascist I would say, "good on ya!". In 2020, if someone tells me they are anti-fascist. The first thing I am going to ask them is to describe a Fascist.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:24 AM (n13/j)

618 "Are you basking in Oceana?"

Oh yes...


62 and sunny at arrival yesterday.


Welcome home signs line the main entrance.

A group of us will be making up the barracks rooms for the single guys, and providing home cooked meals in single servings for their fridges.

Mrs VIA is happy and singing.

Just a few more days.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:25 AM (jg1QG)

619 balmy 29

That's nothing, we're at a azz freezing 5 going up to 11 with abreeze making the feel at 14below...
I'll take your balmy 29

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:25 AM (rOAaB)

620 teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument

Good for you. Relax.

Remember, without our Kansas winters, the chiggers would carry us off, armadillos would overrun the pastures, and the SF homeless would go to Topeka.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:25 AM (u82oZ)

621 Village Idiot's Apprentice

That is so cool! We never had that kind of support. Never.

Your son's squadron ombudsman must be great. Along with the parents and wives and husbands.

Wow. You made my day.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:28 AM (u82oZ)

622

Thank YOU, Ladyl.

Wherever two or more of you are gathered in His name
There is Love

That was part of a song verse that nailed it.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:28 AM (MAJoQ)

623 And my Personal Touch... http://www.prayerguide.org.uk/stfrancis.htm (Prayer)

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:30 AM (Ckg4U)

624 Slapweasel

Good to see you, my brother. I trust you are doing OK?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)

625 Congratulations Baltimore in being number 1, its a great honor, and it goes along with being the Charm City. Whats it number 1 for, I really didn't read the reason. I'm sure the Baltimore Sun will crow about this for days.

Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2020 06:33 AM (jKqap)

626

I know NaCly.
But the last 15 years, no freezer to fill, no other mouths to feed, no one great at cooking game means no reason to have another 6 weeks of hunting in front of me. I miss the woods,,, and fields.

And after the 25th, at least 5 weeks of no music.
Not even practice.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:35 AM (MAJoQ)

627 Colin

Marksmanship. Drive by shooting are #1 with a bullet. Chicago thugs are much worse shots.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

628 Whats it number 1 for, I really didn't read the reason. I'm sure the Baltimore Sun will crow about this for days.
Posted by: Colin


Number 1 in STD's

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)

629 Livin' while dyin' @NaCly Dog ...but being a Good Boy.

Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:36 AM (Ckg4U)

630 Salty

Yes, the family and Sailor support has really done an outstanding job on this one.

And yesterday, they broke the record for the longest Carrier deployment since the Viet Nam war.

Ah well, dispite all the 'Tide pod' and 'Boomer' jokes, the younger generation is doing well

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:36 AM (jg1QG)

631
Congratulations Baltimore in being number 1, its a great honor, and it
goes along with being the Charm City. Whats it number 1 for, I really
didn't read the reason. I'm sure the Baltimore Sun will crow about this
for days.


Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2020 06:33 AM (jKqap)

crabs? Godawful Natty Boh beer? A Republican Governor that is popular because he doesn't really do anything but be popular?

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:37 AM (n13/j)

632
Good morning, Hordians.

Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 06:37 AM (7rVsF)

633 'Congratulations Baltimore in being number 1"


Is that in the rats to people category?

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:38 AM (rOAaB)

634 teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument

Well, there is always the lounge player at Topeka Presbyterian Manor. You can start a groupies collection.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

635 Slapweasel

Prayers ascending for you. We all are living till the dying. And you have given us much.

Be well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:41 AM (u82oZ)

636 Village Idiot's Apprentice

I agree. There is a bit of miseducation and wrong rewards path reinforcement out there, but the foundations are strong.

Nothing like a round the world cruise, with time the the Arabian Sea and the Persian Gulf to make you appreciate how wonderful America is.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:43 AM (u82oZ)

637 Hadrian the Seventh

Good morning to you. I now have time for an email to you. I'll get it off before noon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

638 "Is that in the rats to people category?"


No...while under the new Statewide education improvement plan (The Kirwin Commission), the State has decided to set the goal of jumping from the middle of the pack in national education standing, not to #1 in the nation, but #1 on the entire planet. All in one 4 Billion dollar unfunded jump.

A lofty, but probably unattainable, and unaffordable goal.

But while the government sets goals in one area, the citizenry has quietly attained another goal.
All without any federal or taxpayer funding.

We have jumped from #6 to #1 in the rate of STDs in the city.



The power of the people!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:45 AM (jg1QG)

639 Chore time has arrived.

Thank you all for invigorating me.

May your day be as bright as your dreams.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

640 VIA, is Little VIA due back this weekend?

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 06:46 AM (/669Q)

641
I got a whopping three hours of sleep last night.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:28 AM

Too much boom boom.

Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 06:46 AM (+mbOC)

642

Heh, I couldn't do an hour by myself any more.
Besides, Gary goes and treats those places to as good a solo act as there is around here quite often.

My front man has heart big as Texas,,, and Alaska combined.

Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (MAJoQ)

643
So the Senate passed the USMCA bill, a major trade bill with both of our neighboring countries.

It affects a lot of people and businesses.

A big deal. Trump's signature is a formality next week.


And the coverage of this big event by the big 3 news evening shows?














ABC: 0 minutes

NBC: 0 minutes

CBS: 0 minutes



you get to fill in your own comment [here].

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)

644 Be safe, Salty.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:48 AM (jg1QG)

645 bluebell...

Soon....

Very soon

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:49 AM (jg1QG)

646 I still have not clue what the USMCA is. I know what the USMC is and I would bet dollars to donuts that the latter is better.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:50 AM (n13/j)

647 VIA, that's wonderful! You and Mrs. VIA must be delighted. Will you get to spend some time with him?

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 06:50 AM (/669Q)

648 "We have jumped from #6 to #1 in the rate of STDs in the city.


The power of the people!"

Posted by Village Idiot's Apprentice


Ah ha must be why our loons decided we needed prostitutionto be legal...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:51 AM (rOAaB)

649 Thank you Lord for another day.

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2020 06:51 AM (4eteu)

650 ABC: 0 minutes

NBC: 0 minutes

CBS: 0 minutes

you get to fill in your own comment [here].

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg

CNN
OMG!! We're all going to die from WW3 or 4 or 5 (we lost count) because of this!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)

651 643
So the Senate passed the USMCA bill, a major trade bill with both of our neighboring countries.

It affects a lot of people and businesses.

A big deal. Trump's signature is a formality next week.


And the coverage of this big event by the big 3 news evening shows?














ABC: 0 minutes

NBC: 0 minutes

CBS: 0 minutes



you get to fill in your own comment [here].

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)

The China deal and USMCA could add a point to the GDP. That is about the size of Switzerland's economy.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)

652 " USMC is and I would bet dollars to donuts that the latter is better."

being an ol Jarhead I would agree that no good can come of
mixing mexico and canada into anything....

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:53 AM (rOAaB)

653 I see McSally basically told CNN to get bent. More,please.

https://tinyurl.com/trc82ez

Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2020 06:54 AM (4eteu)

654 Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)

they are mostly news readers with jounalism degrees. You see the lady in Iran who quit over government lies recently. Could you imagine anyone at CNN quitting on air over their lies? These people are hired to read lines and if they are earnest they can even be ugly. Wolf Blitzer may have been the dumbest person in the history of Jeopardy.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:55 AM (n13/j)

655 "Will you get to spend some time with him? "

They will be doing the usual post-deployment stand down and leave period. So we will all return to the greater Baltimore area for a bit.

And one of us wants to visit the two Air and Space museums.

So there is a not small chance that you may get an e-mail from us while in the area.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:56 AM (jg1QG)

656 USMCA cannot be any worserer than NAFTA. GHWB vs. PDT? I know who I am picking to make the negotiation.

Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 06:56 AM (+mbOC)

657 USMC is and I would bet dollars to donuts that the latter is better."

being an ol Jarhead I would agree that no good can come of
mixing mexico and canada into anything....


Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:53 AM (rOAaB)

And now I know what it is without having to search the net.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:59 AM (n13/j)

658 GHWB (new world order) vs. PDT? ('Merica bitches)


ya I'd have to go with the Don on this one too...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:59 AM (rOAaB)

659 I could caption this very easily.

oooooo aaaaaa argh not teef please

A deaf man has reportedly filed a lawsuit against a popular adult video website for alleged rights violations because he says it doesn't provide closed captioning on its videos.

Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub, which hosts millions of adult videos, claiming the site's lack of subtitles violates the rights of deaf and hearing impaired under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA).

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)

660 Too much boom boom.
Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 06:46 AM (+mbOC)


Wrong

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 07:01 AM (TdMsT)

661
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2020 07:03 AM (cuot+)

662 "Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub"


Would a caption of the white supremacy sign (commonly known as OK)with a finger of the other hand going in and out suffice??

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:05 AM (rOAaB)

663 The 18th Amendment went into effect on Jan. 17, 1920, and banned the manufacture, sale or transportation of intoxicating liquors. And the impact of Prohibition was felt everywhere, from small towns to populated cities.

All socialist progressive big govt actions will fail. And until they fail criminals and cheats will make mockery of the rules.

Medicare and Medicaid cheating and crime is a $200 Billion/year business.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)

664 So there is a not small chance that you may get an e-mail from us while in the area.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:56 AM (jg1QG)
-----------

Hooray! Fire when ready. I hope all three of you enjoy every minute.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:07 AM (/669Q)

665
I am Dick Supergay and I'm here to bugger you all.

in real life Anderson Cooper's cock ring.

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 07:07 AM (5IHGB)

666 662 "Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub"


Would a caption of the white supremacy sign (commonly known as OK)with a finger of the other hand going in and out suffice??
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:05 AM (rOAaB)

Man could the African Sign Language dude have fun with this.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v)

667 A group of us will be making up the barracks rooms for the single guys, and providing home cooked meals in single servings for their fridges.

No 12pack and your sister in laws phone number?

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2020 07:10 AM (B7KlG)

668 "Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub"

Because without sound, you have no clue as to what's going on

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

669 I watch porn for the snappy dialogue.

Posted by: Said no man ever at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (4eteu)

670 Doesn't taking your eyes off the action to read the dialog sort of defeat the entire purpose of watching pron?

Plus, he's still not gonna be able to hear the music, which is always the best part of that stuff.

I mean, from what I've been told.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (jg1QG)

671 606

Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM

Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't forget to stretch-out, first.

Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (BwQXu)

672 nice!

On "The Ingraham Angle," McSally defended her actions, saying that reporters like Raju "chase Republicans and ask trapping questions."

"I'm a fighter pilot -- I called it like it is," she continued, claiming mainstream media reporters show a double standard in how they approach and question Democratic versus Republican lawmakers:

"They're cheerleading the Democrats [but] they hate the president," McSally said.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)

673 Oil of thieves is amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:06 AM


So is a Hand of Glory, supposedly.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 17, 2020 07:12 AM (DMUuz)

674 671 606

Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM

Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't forget to stretch-out, first.
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (BwQXu)

Is this the conjugal type visits we will get in the Camps?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)

675 " claiming mainstream media reporters show a double standard in how they approach and question Democratic versus Republican lawmakers:

"They're cheerleading the Democrats [but] they hate the president," McSally said.
"

She's not wrong, you know.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:13 AM (jg1QG)

676 I watch porn for the snappy dialogue.

Posted by: Said no man ever at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (4eteu)

In my day, we read it for the articles.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:14 AM (n13/j)

677 "They're cheerleading the Democrats [but] they hate the president," McSally said.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Next time, she should start to listen to the question, hold up a finger, and take a phone call. Say things like,
"Where will the air strike take place?"

"There is a conference call with Ukraine at his office? I'll be there"

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)

678 Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM

=====

Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't forget to stretch-out, first.
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM


Also consider trying some of the personal decoration items that have been being discussed the last couple of days for an added fillip.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM (DMUuz)

679 676 I watch porn for the snappy dialogue.

Posted by: Said no man ever at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (4eteu)

In my day, we read it for the articles.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:14 AM (n13/j)

I used to hand correct the Penthouse letters for speiling and gramer.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)

680 Oo-eeh Oo-Ah-Ah Ting-Tang Walla-Walla Bing-Bang

Posted by: PornHub subtitle at January 17, 2020 07:17 AM (4eteu)

681 @672
She's 100pct right, how many reporters are going to be chasing after Debbie rat snake and Loretta Lynch over the bombshell allegations the NY Times of all places broke yesterday?

In the immortal words of Dean Wormer, Zero, Point, Zero!

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 17, 2020 07:18 AM (keZH+)

682 "I'm a fighter pilot -- I called it like it is,"


Yea she's covering her 6 and dropping the flares, she know's what the scumbags moves are. They been doing it long enough...

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:18 AM (rOAaB)

683 Someone in NY needs to go hold a mirror under JJ's nose.

Morning all...

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:19 AM (cF8AT)

684 Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM

Even better yet the air strike is at CNN hq.

Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 07:20 AM (+mbOC)

685 "In my day, we read it for the articles."


Posted by: Quint


Yes a favorite excuse when ma found them under the bed...heeheee

Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:20 AM (rOAaB)

686 Question for the Horde: In large enough quantities, is Botox hallucinogenic? Because that would explain a lot about Pelosi.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (IttZ7)

687 123
special mention to The Far Side. I know it is not really a comic book but I loved those.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020

Late reply, but Gary Larson started updating The Far Side's website with daily cartoons from the past, and in some interviews (one with Rolling Stone, for example) talked about possibly drawing more in the future.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (6K3U5)

688 683 Someone in NY needs to go hold a mirror under JJ's nose.

Morning all...
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:19 AM (cF8AT)

with 2 lines of fine colombian

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)

689 Okay, time for some "spousal maintenance chores "

Or breakfast. Probably a better chance of breakfast.

Be good all

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (vd8XM)

690 Mist Spirit Boss comic strip guy looks like Michael Jackson. Those were all kinda funny. It's amusing to see how the common language has changed. And boy, has it changed.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (JoUsr)

691 Wow, Dr. Boden just revealed a crap ton of impropriety's in the Epstein case.

Bottom line is, the Deep State does not give a crap anymore, doing what they gotta do and trucking on.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (keZH+)

692 If you like the Far Side, check this out:


https://wronghands1.com/

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (IttZ7)

693 Crazy Bernie says

I would rather be in Iowa today. Theres a caucus there in 2 1/2 weeks. Id rather be in New Hampshire, and Nevada, and so forth.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (JFO2v)

694 Oil of thieves is amazing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:06 AM

--

I saw your comments about that last night, Ladyl. I'd heard of it in the periphery but never looked into what it actually was. Then I saw Young Living's price. That's a steep one! I think I'll look into knock offs and see what they do.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:26 AM (JoUsr)

695 (via freerepublic):

ayatollah khameini says trump is a "clown" who only pretends to support the iranian people.

interesting that he felt it necessary to combat trump's appeal to iran.

Posted by: mjc at January 17, 2020 07:27 AM (Pg+x7)

696 Gotta admit..

If nothing else, Bernie is loyal to those who are loyal to him.

https://bit.ly/30F1FQJ

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (jg1QG)

697 Conspiracy that the impeachment happens when only Joe and Mayor Pete could be the only ones that can campaign in Iowa? Warren, and Bern getting the shaft from the DNC?

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (nonGu)

698 Late reply, but Gary Larson started updating The Far
Side's website with daily cartoons from the past, and in some
interviews (one with Rolling Stone, for example) talked about possibly
drawing more in the future.

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (6K3U5)

I recall long ago a famous rock star or celebrity known for using illegal substances wondered aloud what Larson was on.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (n13/j)

699
I saw your comments about that last night, Ladyl. I'd heard of it in the periphery but never looked into what it actually was. Then I saw Young Living's price. That's a steep one! I think I'll look into knock offs and see what they do.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:26 AM (JoUsr)


It's sold under many names. My current bottle is Nature's Shield.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 07:29 AM (TdMsT)

700 Am I the only one who wishes porn hub defaulted to mute?

Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2020 07:29 AM (B7KlG)

701 These D senators don't have to stay for Peachmints. They can recuse themselves and go about their way. And really, can we all agree that if the parties were flipped, the Demos would be lighting their hair on fire at any R presidential candidate senator that dared cast a vote against a sitting D president for conflict of interest.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:30 AM (JoUsr)

702 Morning all

Still feel like shit

Pray for my patients LOL

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2020 07:30 AM (cEsBM)

703 Thanks, Ladyl. I'll check that one out! I have many essential oils, but never did get into the Young Living MLM stuff because of its pricing.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:31 AM (JoUsr)

704 Prayers for all of the Horde today. Be good and Be safe today.

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2020 07:32 AM (nonGu)

705 Conspiracy that the impeachment happens when only
Joe and Mayor Pete could be the only ones that can campaign in Iowa?
Warren, and Bern getting the shaft from the DNC?

Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (nonGu)

Iowa means nothing Yeargghh! New Hampshire is cute too, but SC is the decider.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:32 AM (n13/j)

706 Good morning. Here is Mike Pence set to the music of Halo

https://youtu.be/mJEBgjQIekE

Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2020 07:32 AM (LxTcq)

707 "Pray for my patients LOL"

As always.


/S

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:33 AM (jg1QG)

708 MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell gushed over Pelosi's black outfit. "She's certainly always well-appointed, beautifully arrayed, if you will," she said. "She's wearing black today. And that is a symbolic expression of how somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added: "It's sacramental. ... It's sacramental."

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)

709 ""She's wearing black today. And that is a symbolic expression of how somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added: "It's sacramental. ... It's sacramental.""

Was that during the announcement of Col. Soliamani's death?

I now they seemed to be really dispirited that day.

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:36 AM (jg1QG)

710 Planned Parenthood launched its We Decide 2020 campaign, which will pump a hefty $45 million into Democratic campaigns.

So about 10% of what taxpayers give PP is sophoned of the Dems.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)

711 So about 10% of what taxpayers give PP is sophoned of the Dems.

Your tax dollars atwerk.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 17, 2020 07:37 AM (HaL55)

712 708 MSNBC's Andrea Mitchell gushed over Pelosi's black outfit. "She's certainly always well-appointed, beautifully arrayed, if you will," she said. "She's wearing black today. And that is a symbolic expression of how somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added: "It's sacramental. ... It's sacramental."
Posted by: rhennigantx



Politics is a religion to the dopes.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2020 07:38 AM (vN4+Q)

713 Those comics are...foreign to me.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 17, 2020 07:39 AM (0A/Uo)

714 "She's wearing black today. And that is a symbolic
expression of how somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added:
"It's sacramental. ... It's sacramental."

Posted by: rhennigantx"


Yeah, sort of like black robes in a Satanic ritual.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2020 07:40 AM (MxEKc)

715 Sacramental, like killing babies ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 17, 2020 07:40 AM (zlgJP)

716 "She's wearing black today. And that is a symbolic expression of how
somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added: "It's sacramental.
... It's sacramental."


Sacramental implies sacred, set apart for devotion to God. Holiness. I don't think she meets the standard for sacramental. Maybe mental.

Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2020 07:40 AM (lwiT4)

717 ""She's wearing black today. And that is a symbolic expression of how somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added: "It's sacramental. ... It's sacramental.""

--

That is positively nauseating.

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:42 AM (JoUsr)

718 ayatollah khameini says trump is a "clown" who only pretends to support the iranian people.

interesting that he felt it necessary to combat trump's appeal to iran.

Posted by: mjc at January 17, 2020 07:27 AM (Pg+x7)


Exactly; he wouldn't be saying that unless he was feeling the heat. Maybe that see you next Tuesday Martha Raddatz can put on her head rag and comfort the old goat.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2020 07:42 AM (y7DUB)

719 And the the Peach Mint articles were place into the Ark of Peach Mint with a box of wine and the commemorative pens (available for a $29 donation) and carried into the desert to be hidden in a snake pit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:43 AM (JFO2v)

720 ABC: 0 minutes

NBC: 0 minutes

CBS: 0 minutes
you get to fill in your own comment [here].

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)

The good news is that I can honestly say that I do not remember the last time I watched national news on any of those channels. Same goes for everyone else I know here in the real world. (it would have been during GWB's administration, I think)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 07:43 AM (V2Yro)

721 Because without sound, you have no clue as to what's going on
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)

-----------------------------

My wife and I were watching Carnival Row on Amazon, which, being an Amazon Original, has its share of nekkidness and simulated sex. During one such scene, they tried to be all arty, and had vocals in the background going "Ah Ah Ah..."

My wife likes to have captions on when she's watching tv, and nowadays, they caption every little bit of what's going on, so during this scene, the caption reads "Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah....". I can only imagine what an actual deaf person thinks when reading that.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 17, 2020 07:44 AM (CAJOC)

722 Nood!

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2020 07:45 AM (muI26)

723 Time to get back in the Whiteman's Parade.

Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2020 07:45 AM (PveK5)

724 JJ UP

Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 07:46 AM (mpXpK)

725 "The good news is that I can honestly say that I do
not remember the last time I watched national news on any of those
channels. Same goes for everyone else I know here in the real world.
(it would have been during GWB's administration, I think)

Posted by: Tom Servo"

Have you tried recently? I did couple years ago, couldn't take more than 10 minutes. It is mind numbing, worse even than CNN.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2020 07:46 AM (MxEKc)

726 My wife likes to have captions on when she's watching tv, and nowadays, they caption every little bit of what's going on, so during this scene, the caption reads "Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah....". I can only imagine what an actual deaf person thinks when reading that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 17, 2020 07:44 AM (CAJOC)


Ask the Gallaudet University porn club.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2020 07:47 AM (y7DUB)

727 JJS Up!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 07:49 AM (IttZ7)

728 Morning all...

Waiting for the snow, sleet, ice, freezing rain, rain.

(Pick one weather people...sleet, ice or freezing rain? C'mon!)

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:49 AM (cF8AT)

729 All In Color For A Dime

Posted by: MK at January 17, 2020 08:36 AM (GJHwM)

730 No mention of Superman doing a sextape video?

Posted by: hadsil at January 17, 2020 01:42 PM (2CBtY)

731 Yo ! When are we gonna get to the meat of he matter and hallow with deserved praise on the donkey shows and cartoon uh, em er stuff cooked up in the "Tijuana Bibles" Hey Now! A bible's a Bible - er RIGHT?

Posted by: Ray Mota at January 18, 2020 01:15 PM (AVxHd)

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