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You Can't Say That In Comics! ONT
Comics have been around as a mass produced art form for more than 80 years. During that time, the language has changed, attitudes have changed, hell, the whole cultural zeitgeist today would seem as foreign to a visitor from the 1930s as Afghanistan culture seems to us (read about the dancing boys sometime. Or don't, for your sanity and the sake of keeping your lunch down). Naturally, that means that some things that went unremarked to period eyes seem very, very strange to us today.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 09:47 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Scholarly Austere at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (DMUuz)
I did a small series of these on Bazooka Joe's on a satirical blog I once had, making fun of Democrats. I thought I pioneered the art form but I recently did find someone doing it before me.
Posted by: ... at January 16, 2020 09:48 PM (uEbPt)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:49 PM (XVuno)
So THAT'S what was meant by an Erector Set!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 09:49 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 09:51 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:51 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Scholarly Austere at January 16, 2020 09:52 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dave in Fla at January 16, 2020 09:52 PM (PHotS)
Posted by: Rex B at January 16, 2020 09:52 PM (nQksi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (Vy7tf)
Wonder Wart Hog, if you're going to wander off in that direction.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (Dc2NZ)
IMHO, of course.
k3wl content, Whiskey Delta!
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (DhT1M)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (XVuno)
Hip Knox wished he was named Dick Knox.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (d1uFV)
I had a paper route to fund the habit from age 9 on, and Saturday afternoon was comics time.
I had 3 stores that carried various comic brands and would plot out my Saturday afternoon trek accordingly.
When there were no new ones released in a certain week, I would make the long walk to the used comic book store. (actually that was just a small part of their business, but all I cared about!)
Then.. I'd head home with a 25 cent bag of Fritos (big bag in 1960!) and a soda and make a sammich, and sit in the crappy torn up chair (but damn comfy!) in the basement for hours reading.
It was my way of getting away from my 3 brothers who were always around. Not that I didn't play with them otherwise.. but I just liked my alone comic time..
Good memories..
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 09:55 PM (CjFDo)
Wow, great topic WeirdDave. Thanks.
I've mentioned this before, but it's interesting if you look at the very earliest Peanuts comic strips. They were quite different not only in appearance, but also in themes and tones. It appears even Charles Schulz, at one time, was a bit of an Angry Young Man.
There's one where Charlie Brown is going to the drugstore to buy a comic book; he says "it's the only thing that can revive me." When he finally gets there, CB exclaims "what a fabulous gory layout!" And EVERY comic has titles like: Death, Hate, Kill, Maim, Murder, Revenge, Hit, Punch, Pow...
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 09:55 PM (L2ZTs)
Wonder Wart Hog, if you're going to wander off in that direction.
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 16, 2020 09:53 PM (xkSJa)
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My older sister had them all. It was a great bridge to other underground comix after MAD Magazine.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 09:55 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards at January 16, 2020 09:54 PM (d1uFV)
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It speaks to me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (XVuno)
I suppose it would be unfair to have added in Chick Tracts. My sweet, departed mother in law was the nicest southern lady - and she always kept some of those around, just in case grandkids came over.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (V2Yro)
Honestly, it is tough to even sit in the chair after reading tonight's ONT.
My sides are starting to hurt.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Dc2NZ)
Is, is this ONT nothing more than a bag o' dicks' (jokes)?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: DaveA at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (FhXTo)
Well, except for Mad Magazine.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Li/V9)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2020 09:58 PM (GVNT/)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 09:56 PM (sy5kK)
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If the pain spreads to your nipples, get immediate medical assistance!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 09:58 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Impudent Warwick at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Twprl)
Posted by: allahpundhit at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (inFcx)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)
Good times
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (CjFDo)
Looking for a little Horde mojo as I'm going into radiation therapy, so your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated.
...and now back to your regularly scheduled ONT antics.
Peace
Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)
Posted by: wing at January 16, 2020 10:00 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2020 10:00 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 10:00 PM (Dc2NZ)
"Next stop, Gay City!" uttered by Man of Tomorrow was distressingly prophetic.
It would have been cosmically disturbing had he said, "Next stop, Drop Trou and Squat City!", though.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:01 PM (pNxlR)
Well, except for Mad Magazine.
Posted by: jakee308 Now with Linux at January 16, 2020 09:57 PM (Li/V9)
^^^ THIS.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2020 10:01 PM (QzJWU)
"Oh Gee Sarge"
and "PUD"
and Robert Crumb
Fritz the Cat
Posted by: Larro at January 16, 2020 10:01 PM (10GNe)
sold them. I'd get all the returns. Sadly, I tossed most of them,
keeping only a handful of Classics Illustrated.
Good times
Posted by: Pete Seria...........
Classics Illustrated was a big part of what I found at the used comic book store! They were OK.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:02 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (Vy7tf)
Zippy the Pinhead's alter ego: Adam Schiff.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: t-bird at January 16, 2020 10:03 PM (CE5C/)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 10:03 PM (7ZQe3)
Come on, they would have to have known.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 16, 2020 10:03 PM (Dc2NZ)
Looking for a little Horde mojo as I'm going into radiation therapy, so your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated.
...and now back to your regularly scheduled ONT antics.
Peace
Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)
Prayers up, browndog.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (sy5kK)
Fuck cancer
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (Tt761)
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I got this Action Comics issue with Superman lifting up a car on the cover. Think it's worth anything?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Larro at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (10GNe)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (Gs5TH)
Dick comics before they dick you!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:05 PM (pNxlR)
Good thing we were too poor to buy comic books when I was growing up.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: browndog
..........
You got it, browndog!
Fuck cancer to hell!
Too much of it in my family, though I thank God every day it has all resolved well. Lucky catches early.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (CjFDo)
Batman and a goat? Who figured him for a MooSlim?
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 16, 2020 10:04 PM (Gs5TH)
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Bloody cynic.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (XVuno)
But the altered version makes it funny.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (/CMjY)
(Wasn't there a CCC review of comic books back in the day - Comic Content Council or something - I vaguely recall a CCC logo on all of the covers)
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: wing at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (JFzNN)
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Condition is key. My comics are in the original plastic wrappers. Condition is excellent on these.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 10:07 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2020 10:07 PM (2B9A/)
I got this Action Comics issue with Superman lifting up a car on the cover. Think it's worth anything?
Posted by: Cicero
...Yes! But probably not as much as you would hope!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:07 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (pNxlR)
https://comics.gocollect.com/
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (GVNT/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 10:09 PM (/CMjY)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 16, 2020 10:09 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (TdMsT)
"Starbucks, home of the $4 latte, is moving into poor areas"
Yeah, that'll work out great.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
And it's time for you bartenders to be inventive again.
Need a couple drinks created.
"FUCK CANCER" and "CHEMOTHERAPY".
I'm thinking the second one just might require some Everclear?
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (YxML+)
Posted by: Zeera BMGG Books Make Great Gifts at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (zUdXR)
Looking for a little Horde mojo as I'm going into radiation therapy, so your thoughts and prayers would be greatly appreciated.
...and now back to your regularly scheduled ONT antics.
Peace
Posted by: browndog at January 16, 2020 09:59 PM (gD6Ka)
Prayers for healing for you, browndog.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: LASue at January 16, 2020 10:11 PM (YxML+)
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Little Lotta was a pioneer in the fight against fat shaming. Besides, fact people are hilarious.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Emmie at January 16, 2020 10:12 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: x at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (H2imd)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 10:13 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)
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Pfffft.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (WHf5Y)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (1n6zw)
We'd read them before our lesson, or while waiting for our moms to pick us up.
All the Archies, Caspar, Sugar and Spike, the Disneys...
Not a lot of Marvel or DC, though.
Good times...
This was hilarious, Dave.
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Lance McCormick at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (WHf5Y)
Posted by: browndog
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Prayers, Brown, and a manhug. The docs seem to know what they are doing these days. Hang tough.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:16 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: JoeF.
Additionally, Milton Berle and Forrest Tucker are in the HOF for that as well.
Story goes Berle and Tucker were with friends at a Hollywood bar totally trashed and eventually got around to playing 'compare'. When it came to Berle's turn Tucker hollered "Only take out enough to win Milltie!!"
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (o1fzk)
Fucking mush mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: TarzanTurk at January 16, 2020 10:18 PM (le+Hu)
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Dave? What are you doing Dave?
Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:18 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 10:18 PM (L2ZTs)
All the Archies, Caspar, Sugar and Spike, the Disneys...
Not a lot of Marvel or DC, though.
Good times...
This was hilarious, Dave.
Posted by: sal
..........
Casper the Friendly Ghost was Richie Rich dead!
https://tinyurl.com/txws9qz
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (CjFDo)
Fucking mush mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The vague gestures, the confused statements. She belongs in a home.
Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LxqES)
Back when Magic, The Gathering card packs first came on the market, our daughter and son got into them in a big way. Soon they had (small) shoeboxes full of them. One day our son found a publication which enumerated all cards produced up to that point in which a dollar value for each one was assigned that reflected its rareness, powers or whatever.
Of course the two of them went through their respective decks, tallying up their new found source of wealth (not paying the least attention to what they had paid to accumulate their respective hoards, of course). They spoke with pride of how astutely they had amassed such riches.
Until, that is, when I asked, "Do you know who has made a killing in the Magic, The Gathering marketplace?"
"No, who?"
"The person or persons who assembled that ridiculous price list and then had it published and sold to folks such as you. Every one of your cards is worth exactly nothing unless someone comes forward and offers you money for them."
I was (am) such a deliverer of bad, but realistic, lessons.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:20 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:20 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (/CMjY)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:14 PM (o1fzk)
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Pfffft.
Posted by: Forrest Tucker at January 16, 2020 10:15 PM (XVuno)
You wish.
Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood, Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a single lifetime.
Posted by: Chairman of the Board at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (bo8pf)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (l9m7l)
I never liked comic books or got their allure. The only ones I recall reading were SGT. Rock and Garfield I realize I lost all cred with the Garfield thing but I wear my views on my sleeve. I quickly transitioned to Soldier of Fortune in my early teens.
special mention to The Far Side. I know it is not really a comic book but I loved those.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Chairman of the Board
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He did them HIS way!
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
I wasn't around many comics but MAD Magazine was a lifeline.
I grew up reading Art Buchwald's column.
As satire he was very good. Lampooned every body.
Uh, that beast in the side bar. That's in NZ?
Someone needs to alert the Japanese whaling people.
That's a crime against humanity waddling around.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 16, 2020 10:22 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LxqES)
You misspelled iron cage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:23 PM (9Om/r)
70 Hmm. Did Spidey's keister get fisted, or did Spidey keister a fist?
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 16, 2020 10:08 PM (GVNT/)
The Dogeater's Education Czar would answer that riddle, but he is, er, indisposed at the moment.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:23 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Traveling Man&&&& at January 16, 2020 10:23 PM (jHIjw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: pookysgirl, Snickers fairy at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (5Qxot)
Fucking mush mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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The vague gestures, the confused statements. She belongs in a home.
Posted by: HAL at January 16, 2020 10:19 PM (LxqES)
She would be institutionalized forever using her vaginal musings
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (KP5rU)
James Carvil isn't ready to retire.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (LxTcq)
Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood,
Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a
single lifetime.
Posted by: Chairman of the Board
............And Mia Farrow.
Ronan Farrow looks more like Frank every day!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:25 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:25 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:25 PM (x8Wzq)
Little Lulu, I believe it was.
She had a friend, Tubby, who was a male and, well, tubby.
There was another boy, too, with snaggle teeth and stubbly hair - Iggy, I think his name was.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:26 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 10:26 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Nanzi Palsy at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (IPvH/)
Posted by: happyfeet at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (OAnFp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at January 16, 2020 10:28 PM (2lndx)
"Just what is the "queer machine"? asked Hip Knox.
"You'll find out in a moment," said Aunt Peg huskily as she strapped on her Master Blaster dildo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:24 PM (KP5rU)
Yeah same here. I had read a few here and there, but not many. It was mostly all car and motorcycle stuff, or music stuff, or astronomy stuff. I think I was born a gear head. I was fascinated by cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
This one was especially good!
It is a nice respite at the end of the day after reading all the crap going on in this country..
Thanks to you and all the COBs!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:30 PM (CjFDo)
"Just what is the "queer machine"? asked Hip Knox.
Cum here I'll show you
Posted bt Mayor Pete the penis slurper
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:30 PM (aA3+G)
Fucking mush mouth
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
I don't think she wears dentures. But if she does, she or her PR folks gotta be smart enough to know she needs better dentures or better adhesive, and she'd get it done. She has some problems that I can't figure out. Likely to aging and/or alcohol or drug over-use. She's always manipulating her mouth like she has loose dentures, she makes weird, exaggerated hand and arm motions when she speaks, and she cannot speak more than 6 or 7 words in a row before pausing, and the pauses are often followed by backtracking statements.
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (x8Wzq)
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Mmmm. Veronica and Juggie!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Boomer Redneque, MAGAbilly at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (KXHve)
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (WdocV)
It must be terrifying to be a woman with several close female relatives who had had breast cancer. It must be almost as terrifying to have more than one or two close relatives who had died of one form of cancer or another.
Best of luck, browndog.
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (0oVJn)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (4a9Vv)
she or her PR folks gotta be smart enough to know she needs better
dentures or better adhesive, and she'd get it done. She has some
problems that I can't figure out. Likely to aging and/or alcohol or
drug over-use. She's always manipulating her mouth like she has loose
dentures, she makes weird, exaggerated hand and arm motions when she
speaks, and she cannot speak more than 6 or 7 words in a row before
pausing, and the pauses are often followed by backtracking statements.
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:31 PM (AMIL/)
Remember the head deadite in Army of Darkness? His lower jaw kept falling off too when he spoke.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:32 PM (9Om/r)
Lana Turner, Ava Gardner, Marilyn Monroe, Grace Kelley, Natalie Wood, Gina Lollobrigida, Angie Dickinson, and Victoria Principal, all in a single lifetime.
Posted by: Chairman of the Board at January 16, 2020 10:21 PM (sy5kK)
And Jill St. John.
Posted by: Gref at January 16, 2020 10:32 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:32 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:33 PM (bo8pf)
"Just what is the "queer machine"? asked Hip Knox.
"You'll find out in a moment," said Aunt Peg huskily as she strapped on her Master Blaster dildo.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (pNxlR)
"huskily".
LMAO
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:34 PM (sy5kK)
My memory is going. Thought that one was Krazy Kat, where the mouse keeps throwing a brick at her.
http://tinyurl.com/t3womt3
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:34 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: These fish sticks are hard as tits at January 16, 2020 10:36 PM (AgR7f)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:36 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 10:33 PM (bo8pf)
The answer is yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (NWiLs)
not many. It was mostly all car and motorcycle stuff, or music stuff,
or astronomy stuff. I think I was born a gear head. I was fascinated by
cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:29 PM (9Om/r)
I never reached the status of Gear Head but I loved Corvettes. I had a few books on Corvettes and dreamed of owning one. I recall a Corvette tee shirt back in the day that said "Wrap your ass in fiberglass". It was very risque back then, and no way my parents would let me get one.
Today I would still like to drive a Corvette but I have more of a SUV body.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Anyone remember the Mr. Natural comic strips? My memory is a bit hazy.
We tried to copy the walk. Stoner days.
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (K22Va)
And I needed it. Tonight is the second anniversary of my last night with my late wife.
Many memories.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Nuff said
Posted by: Builder Berg at January 16, 2020 10:38 PM (q5XnN)
and deny Christ.
Sheesh. Kind of a Reefer Madness vibe there.
smoking weed causes you to frantically play ragtime tunes on the piano, and commit murder.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Especially for you two. Obligatory court scene - My Cousin Vinny. Marisa Tomey - oh yeah.
https://youtu.be/3nGQLQF1b6I
Posted by: Tonypete at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (o1fzk)
not many. It was mostly all car and motorcycle stuff, or music stuff,
or astronomy stuff. I think I was born a gear head. I was fascinated by
cars.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 202010:29 PM (9Om/r)
Now Berserker, I bet he hung around with kids who said "and deny Christ" when they were being bad.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (r11vt)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (VYwSh)
We tried to copy the walk. Stoner days.
Posted by: dartist
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Uh, we don't remember hardly anything...
Posted by: Furry Freak Brothers at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (aA3+G)
I would LOVE to see 'the Haunted Tank' done as a movie.
Heads would explode.
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
Thanks for the ONT, WD, you made me laugh out loud.
And I needed it. Tonight is the second anniversary of my last night with my late wife.
Many memories.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
.............
Hugs. man..
Damn! Two years already?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (CjFDo)
One good thing about being a Mariners fan, with all this stuff coming out about Astros and Red Sox and Mets players and managers getting fired for stealing signs, is that I can confidently say the Mariners never did this.
Proof?
Look at their record.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (sy5kK)
By the '70's, the meaning had changed. Nowadays, guys get boners and then make ridiculous mistakes.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (d6Ksn)
https://bit.ly/2TtqyNz
Posted by: Tennessee Jed at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (KbCvz)
facial features, same figures. Only difference was one came from money
and dressed more expensively.
Posted by: JoeF.
.............
WTF are you talking about??
Blonde.. Brunette!
Completely different!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 16, 2020 10:41 PM (CjFDo)
Dead.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (o1fzk)
Maybe Dave identifies as fruit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (aA3+G)
Is this an example of COB on COB violence?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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From last thread:
'Muncie', triggers 'Rock crusher'. Gearheads will understand.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
My sympathy and prayers for you, N.L. Urker.
I know I know I know...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (0oVJn)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 16, 2020 10:45 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 16, 2020 10:46 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 10:39 PM (r11vt)
My friends were fucking nuts, a good amount were gearheads, but none were musicians. I was the only one. Oh they wanted to be one, made me learn a lot of shitty fucking songs to teach them that went nowhere, but I alone was one of the 4 horseman. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:46 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (o1fzk)
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Mounds and Almond Joy
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 16, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
*awkward bro-hug*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (x8Wzq)
And we're back to boners...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:43 PM (LxqES)
all hail the M-22. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:48 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:48 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:48 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 10:47 PM (NWiLs)
Nope. Twisted my pelvis. neener neener.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (LPnfS)
Up at Nonny Gompy's cabin we would go to in the summer, there was a huge stack of comics for a rainy day reading (in Minnesota, there are always rainy days at the cabin, too rainy to go fishing)
Wish I had some of those old comics today. Fun times!
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (x4eOM)
Sweet spot was the 90s.
Now it's extraordinarily hit or miss, mostly miss as most comics are drawn digitally and look it.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snort at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (keZH+)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
I think Ace should require all the cobs to attend sensitivity training and conflict resolution.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
few books on Corvettes and dreamed of owning one. I recall a Corvette
tee shirt back in the day that said "Wrap your ass in fiberglass". It
was very risque back then, and no way my parents would let me get one.
Today I would still like to drive a Corvette but I have more of a SUV body.
My brother, Solo Basura, wanted a Corvette for years. He was finally able to buy one in the late 90's/early 00's. Hardly ever drove it and last I heard he had it up for sale.
If you really want to drive a Corvette, get on Turo and rent one for a weekend.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (xkSJa)
facial features, same figures. Only difference was one came from money
and dressed more expensively.
No.
You wanted Betty because she just might...
You wanted Veronica because she absolutely would.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:50 PM (PXIwb)
Irish Setters can have an awfully curved tail called gay tail. Knew a gay handler who had no problems with that term
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:50 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
May you have Joy in the good ones and Wisdom from the bad ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:51 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:42 PM (sy5kK)
I think Ace should require all the cobs to attend sensitivity training and conflict resolution.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:49 PM (TdMsT)
They will show up because of the unlimited supply of Valu-Rite.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (sy5kK)
I would LOVE to see 'the Haunted Tank' done as a movie.
Heads would explode.
Posted by: Don Q at January 16, 2020 10:40 PM (NgKpN)
They always explode these days, it is a function and not a flaw. There is another term for this but I can't think of it right now lol.
I don't recall The Haunted Tank but I looked it up as people do. A close family member of mine saw a more than a few doctors in their day. One of the doctors was Jeb Stuart IV. He was a good doc from what I hear and enjoyed hearing that I was so interested in history.
i have also met namesake descendants of Isaac Trimble and Dan Sickles. Sickles is the one that really interests me and his descendant could not have been nicer. But he is not on our political side. Oh well.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (0oVJn)
Aren't you cute LadyL?!
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
Corvettes. I had a few books on Corvettes and dreamed of owning one.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 10:37 PM (n13/j)
Dreaming of owning a corvette? You're a gear head. A silly friend of mine dreamed of owning a jaguar. He is not a gear head.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (9Om/r)
Happy almost Friday ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:53 PM (LPnfS)
-----------
I suggested Bizet: https://tinyurl.com/wen3zxk
I would prefer a circus calliope...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (xkSJa)
Favorite of those was a panel showing tumbleweed up on a hilltop watching traffic down below, and doing a kamikazi strike on a VW van putting down below yelling "Geronimo" as they got caught in the undercarriage and burning the van.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (x4eOM)
Oh yeah..
You're headed to sensitivity training, certain sure.
I'm filing a complaint with HR, you--you--MAN!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
At one point he had 3 Black on black ones. A Fuelie, a small block and a big block parked side by side by side in the garage.
Not telling my mom about the last 2 of them landed him on the couch for quite some time. Until he sold them all off and bought himself a Shelby and her a BMW.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (LxqES)
Baby Elephant Walk, FTW !!!
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:52 PM (9Om/r)
Heh. Good one.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (aS1PU)
At one point he had 3 Black on black ones. A Fuelie, a small block and a big block parked side by side by side in the garage.
Not telling my mom about the last 2 of them landed him on the couch
for quite some time. Until he sold them all off and bought himself a
Shelby and her a BMW.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (PXIwb)
Three '63s?? What he really needed was a flatbed to haul around those huge man balls. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (2PXwn)
https://tinyurl.com/w5kqo7s
https://tinyurl.com/qsjdo3t
https://tinyurl.com/uw5d9e7
https://tinyurl.com/qmfr3hw
https://tinyurl.com/u65of3r
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
***SNORT***
Mrs. MH can't get me to chill.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
He kept finding killer deals on original owner cars. And he knew better than to even haggle...
but yeah - total Moron Maneuver. Proud of the guy.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:58 PM (PXIwb)
Cactus doing better than the lemon tree. But then need a month of Sundays to get the yards looking good.
Ah well.
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 10:58 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 10:58 PM (K22Va)
https://tinyurl.com/ss4qey9
https://tinyurl.com/tcrcxl9
https://tinyurl.com/yx4uuael
https://tinyurl.com/sbjcacz
Posted by: kbdabear at January 16, 2020 10:59 PM (qAR6u)
I knew it was one year only and ether 62 or 63.
I am not a big Vette fan. But those and the previous body were timeless cars.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 10:59 PM (PXIwb)
Mrs. MH can't get me to chill.......
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 10:57 PM (aA3+G)
Mrs. MisHum's program to retrain you clearly has not been strict enough.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (n13/j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (KP5rU)
My entire place would be covered in Mustangs, VW Buses and Audi Quattros.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (0oVJn)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (p7nIS)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (n13/j)
That's some cheerful, fresh faced, soul stealin' that is ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 10:54 PM (LxqES)
Baby Elephant Walk, FTW !!!
Posted by: Adriane
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Try this: https://tinyurl.com/vtapk8j
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2020 11:02 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:02 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2020 11:03 PM (aKsyK)
Nah, people pretty much had the idea that comics were made by degenerates back then, too. See the Kefauver hearings in the 50's.
Posted by: Monty James at January 16, 2020 11:03 PM (Zqz9o)
Ah well.
Completely understand. Heading up to the secret mountain lair tomorrow to put a 3' x 3' and a 6" x 3' set of drywall patches in a bathroom wall. Them comes, mud, texture, and painting! Almost as much fun as doing my own dental work.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:04 PM (xkSJa)
Cartoons were educational back in the '40's:
Pvt Snafu vs Malaria Mike
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9mLM1K3U2s
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 11:04 PM (bB94Y)
My youngest wanted to show dogs. So we did for 2-3 years. It was interesting but definitely not my cup of coffee
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Almost makes me glad tomorrow's forecast is 30 degrees and 2 inches of snow and ice. Almost.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:01 PM (LxqES)
Ah, tradition!
You might see the humor in this ...
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 16, 2020 11:00 PM (p7nIS)
Abby Normal
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 16, 2020 11:06 PM (aS1PU)
The Weather Channel is going to drive me crazy. Just because part of the
country's had a warm spell, they won't quit yapping about how there's
no winter because of global warming, blah blah blah.
Almost makes me glad tomorrow's forecast is 30 degrees and 2 inches of snow and ice. Almost.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 16, 2020 11:05 PM (2PXwn)
they will call it climate change. you cant' fix stupid. It is much worse abroad. I recall in Europe every time it rained they blamed global warming and this was years ago.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:07 PM (n13/j)
Oh yeah..
You're headed to sensitivity training, certain sure.
I'm filing a complaint with HR, you--you--MAN!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 16, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Making a her-assment claim?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 16, 2020 11:07 PM (NWiLs)
So buy stock in Behr is what you're saying ...
: -))
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:07 PM (LPnfS)
Posted by: Tinker at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (jPtGI)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (9Om/r)
All of those beautiful old things turned into rust buckets that would be lucky to go 100,000 miles.
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (K22Va)
Nah, people pretty much had the idea that comics were made by degenerates back then, too. See the Kefauver hearings in the 50's.
Posted by: Monty James
Especially EC Comics
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EC_Comics
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2020 11:08 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:09 PM (xkSJa)
Always thought that was a little odd.
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 11:09 PM (bo8pf)
I sold 2 56 Fords a couple years back. Those are cool as shit when built up right.
Everyone has a 50s Chevy...or a 69-70 Nova.
Hardly ever see the Fords done up right, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:10 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 16, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:11 PM (0oVJn)
We wouldn't learn anything. We'd all be watching the new COB erase the whiteboard.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (tprPC)
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (+ldAm)
God Blessed that Ass.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (PXIwb)
Then I discovered Playboy.
Posted by: Fritz at January 16, 2020 11:13 PM (ATCV4)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:12 PM (PXIwb)
Blessed?? He smoked a fat fucking joint and fixated on it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:13 PM (9Om/r)
https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=JTnGI6Knw5Q
Posted by: Adriane
-
Link doesn't take me to a video...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:14 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 10:44 PM (KP5rU)
Rock Crusher - strait cut gears
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:14 PM (XDUl9)
I always wanted a '55 chevy. I had a beautiful 1953 harley panhead that I
had for 20 years, I was 20 when I got it. I swore that the day I sold
it I would replace it with a '55 chevy. Yeah that didn't happen. I sold
the bike and bought a vintage guitar that I barely touch. Now my promise
to myself is to build an iron boot personal ass kicking machine.
My dad's buddy gave me his 57 for my first car. Peach and light green, 3 on the tree, pre-power steering. Beat the fvck out of that poor thing and gave it to my brother when I went into the army. Loved those old Chevy's.
Posted by: dartist at January 16, 2020 11:16 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 16, 2020 11:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:14 PM (LxqES)
I put in an extra space before /watch as to not end up in the barrel ...
Posted by: Adriane the Idiots Gotta Dummy Critic ... at January 16, 2020 11:17 PM (LPnfS)
That's awesome. People loved them when they came out, they made a TON of them. Sounds like an awesome first love, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:17 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:17 PM (KP5rU)
I'm guessing he finished that up around 11:58 on Saturday. Quickly whipped up a White Board and Dry Erase Markers before Midnight and decided, "I know what I am doing tomorrow...".
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: Char at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (xwWzj)
Posted by: Adriane
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Ah. The 'Player' organ. Pretty neat all right.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:20 PM (0oVJn)
Posted by: TheHoser at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (Z1nTA)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (XDUl9)
Posted by: Charlie Johnson at January 16, 2020 11:24 PM (CLteG)
I was originally a superdupers fan, mostly Marvel, but they just primed me for the "undergrounds." Gilbert Shelton & company were inspiring to my wannabeen comics work, especially the Head Shop Comix.
(#1 pg 1 Linked in nic)
Alas, it looks like the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers movie will never get made.
https://youtu.be/YINWUjFQRDU
Posted by: mindful webworker - clang tweet honk at January 16, 2020 11:25 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 16, 2020 11:26 PM (0oVJn)
I always wondered why Wonder Woman wasn't getting banged from the front cover to the back cover.
The dude who created Wonder Woman was into some kinky shit. You know how she was always tying people up and/or getting tied up? Yeah, like that.
He was a psychologist who lived with two women, one a student of his, who also had a relationship with each other. He had children by both women, and they continued living together after he died.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 16, 2020 11:27 PM (qUFPp)
Posted by: Emmie at January 16, 2020 11:27 PM (87gB3)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 16, 2020 11:27 PM (Lqy/e)
last weekend. Diabetic coma for gear heads. They had a numbers matching
Hemi Daytona (next to 10 immaculate super birds) all up for auction. You
know are jaded when you blow by a 2020 Bugatti Chyron to look at 10
Shelby GT500's (67-69). It was surreal
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:22 PM (XDUl9)
I couldn't go there. I would have a fucking bat between my legs and would be damaging cars. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:28 PM (9Om/r)
JRRR Tolkien's son, Christopher, is mort.
"They gutted the book, making an action film for 15 to 25-year-olds."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 16, 2020 11:28 PM (bB94Y)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 16, 2020 11:31 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 16, 2020 11:32 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
FWIW, my sister had one she loved and apparently it saved her life when she got t-boned and she walked away even though the car was totaled. She bought another one and is happy with it!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 16, 2020 11:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 16, 2020 11:33 PM (1n6zw)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:29 PM (KP5rU)
No, she got rid of it after 2 years and got an acura RDX. She needed more room for all the shopping and errands, etc etc. I still have mine though. Its only got 34K on it, but no problems, and still feels like the day I got it. Mine is a manual trans. No complaints at all.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:33 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:34 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:35 PM (KP5rU)
My first job was at a full service gas station. I was hired when I could find the dip stick in every car that pulled in for about a half hour time frame, and add oil and test air in tires and add air when necessary.
I was a girl and the first one to work at full service gas station in my home town.
This was in the seventies, but as I am only allowed to be 29 by blog standards, I was negative umpty years.
I taught my niece to change the oil in her first car and to change a tire, etc.
I am a feminist in that way, but not in the new way.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:36 PM (x4eOM)
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020 11:36 PM (n13/j)
"The Killing Joke" was gifted to me by a guy getting a less then honorable. His wife had left him and he went insane and chased after her rather then deploy. A very strange few weeks.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 16, 2020 11:37 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:38 PM (G546f)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:39 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: garrett at January 16, 2020 11:40 PM (PXIwb)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:40 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:28 PM (9Om/r)
When my buddy and I left, we both said we needed a cigarette. Most understated car there- 69 Charger on a stretched 2016 viper frame. Only give away was the viper center caps and the SRT badge on the grill, 1000 bhp. Total car pron.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:41 PM (XDUl9)
Went to preview day at Barrett Jackson Auto Auction last weekend. Diabetic coma for gear heads. They had a numbers matching Hemi Daytona (next to 10 immaculate super birds) all up for auction. You know are jaded when you blow by a 2020 Bugatti Chyron to look at 10 Shelby GT500's (67-69). It was surreal
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death
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If only we'd known back then, we'd all have bought one.
So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2020 11:42 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Snappy Sammy Smoot at January 16, 2020 11:42 PM (dOV9E)
I think I bought every FFFB comic, and usually the current Rolling Stone at the same time.
The things you learn here.
And then I read about the author of Wonder Woman.
Like I said, the things you learn here.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:43 PM (sy5kK)
thanks, berserker.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:35 PM (KP5rU)
Mine is the mazda 6. It has leg room out the ass. If I push the seat all the way back I can't push the clutch all the way in without really stretching. That was impressive, because most cars we looked at I couldn't do that. Even the acura sedans. Just make sure your wife tries to get in and out of it a few times. It does sit a little low, and friends of mine with any leg or knee issues seem to struggle, but the average height woman shouldn't really have a problem.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:43 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 16, 2020 11:44 PM (13CQC)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 16, 2020 10:06 PM (pNxlR)
He might be a Baaaptist.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 16, 2020 11:44 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 11:45 PM (dOV9E)
Just around the corner from my current place of work is the Russo Steele auction. I guess they're hoping to catch the overflow or the people who can't read.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:45 PM (xkSJa)
My heart's desire of a car would be GTO
Like the Beach Boys - you know you got to shut them down.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:46 PM (x4eOM)
Yeah, Moorcock was a wanker who missed the point of everything the Inklings ever did. He still gave us a good Charn. And Poli and Recht illustrated it.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (ykYG2)
Bought it new.
Absolutely the best car for snow and ice. Short wheelbed and relatively wide stance.
The damned thing went everywhere, when other cars would not try.
And I have owned an Explorer and an Expedition.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (xkSJa)
Dodge Demon, maybe something rare like Mitsubishi Lancer Evo 7, Supra Mark 4, Ford Raptor, Ford Focus RS. Ford will discontinue all car models except the Mustang in 2021. Kind of strange times for gear heads with all the AI assist shit
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:47 PM (XDUl9)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (sy5kK)
They offered that at work one time and i picked that day to work from home.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
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My guess? Nothing. The millennials do not care about cars. More to the point, aside from some very expensive cars, nothing is very interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (LxqES)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:45 PM (xkSJa)
And Leake Auction at Salt River field next door to my office.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (XDUl9)
Although they miss the Inklings' point too.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (ykYG2)
Including the Johnny Cash one, with the vivid illustrations of "barbiturates" and his car crash.
Posted by: TexasDan/I] at January 16, 2020 11:49 PM (Os5fj)
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:50 PM (x4eOM)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 16, 2020 11:48 PM (G546f)
and observe the results, daily.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:51 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 11:51 PM (dOV9E)
Very true, fortunately I made sure my daughter was an exception to the millennium rule. Her dream car is a 67 Shelby GT 500
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:52 PM (XDUl9)
That was before Andrea Merkel became premier of Germany. Her boner was bigger.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:52 PM (ykYG2)
Considering that the cars are usually a bit older that's a rather... unfortunate name.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (xkSJa)
It was a long time before I realized how many wrong ideas I had about Revelation from reading that thing over and over as a kid.
Some of the panels had the lyrics to Larry Norman's I wish We'd All Been Ready written into them.
Ahh the 70s.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (Os5fj)
Posted by: boner t'hobo at January 16, 2020 11:53 PM (ykYG2)
All that power, and modern suspensions / tires.
Gearhead crack.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (sy5kK)
body in the car with me was going "whoa, slow down little lady" whilst I
was having the best time shifting and going fast!
Good car to have where you've got the space to open 'em up and the small police force to be busy elsewhere.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (xkSJa)
Only the ones who should know and understand this art, you know.
I hear it's a great impediment to car jackers, but a boon to young people that do not understand the beauty and joy to be had from this knowledge.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (x4eOM)
I might be able to help, drop me an email.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 16, 2020 11:54 PM (CTvSA)
Like the Beach Boys - you know you got to shut them down.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 16, 2020 11:46 PM (x4eOM)
My first car was a '68 GTO. That was a fun car. I only had it around 8 months. I spent a month getting it ready for paint, and an asshole in a van ran a stop sign and t-boned me and totaled it 2 days before I was going to paint it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (9Om/r)
https://tinyurl.com/ty7q59y
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (WDPb/)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (KP5rU)
I thought that as well, but I guess it's pronounced Lake. They have some nice stuff, probably a little more in my price range.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (XDUl9)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Kazi at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (0x00j)
So, gear heads, what is tomorrow's Surprise Classic? What are we driving and taking for granted now that will be worth 100 times its original value in 40-50 years?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I strip away the old debris
That hides a shining car
A brilliant Red Barchetta
From a better vanished time
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 16, 2020 11:55 PM (aKsyK)
If there are classics being made now, I'd expect them in that category.
If the Dems get there way, cars like the Hellcat will no longer be
made.
Posted by: Splunge at January 16, 2020 11:51 PM (dOV9E)
That is for sure.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 16, 2020 11:56 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
I seriously wonder if autos will be around at all in 50 years.
Government owned auto-Uber-taxis, but individual cars? Unless you have a James T Kirk connection, you won't be driving that classic Mustang, I'm afraid.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 16, 2020 11:58 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (XDUl9)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: exdem13 at January 17, 2020 12:02 AM (W+kMI)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (XDUl9)
The Barrett Jackson 2020 auction is on Motor Trend cable channel all week.
I saw that sweet GTO being auctioned off.
I thought, for a moment, that I was 15 again.
Then I stood up, and my knees said, "no". They didn't laugh at me, they just said "no", and I got the message.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:02 AM (sy5kK)
More to the point, aside from some very expensive cars, nothing is very interesting.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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That's my sense of things. I wouldn't fall in love with a one of the things I see today.
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I seriously wonder if autos will be around at all in 50 years.
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Hmmm, there's also that.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (13CQC)
That place is retarded for pricing. So much of it is built around the Friday / Saturday Night dick swingers.
Early on day one and on Sunday there are usually some decent deals to be found, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (PXIwb)
I had a 95 Mazda 626, auto. And it really was the best car I've ever driven in snow and ice. I followed the snow plow home one night, no chains, when he was having trouble making it. Then he turned off and I drove through a foot and a half of unplowed snow. Still amazed I made it home.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (Lqy/e)
go for $160,000 the first night. Still wish I kept my 72 340 Cuda. Sold
it to buy a house I lost in the 08 slide.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 16, 2020 11:59 PM (XDUl9)
Ouch, that sucks. I had a '71 roadrunner with a 340 4 speed. Those 340s can be a terror in a lighter car. It pushed that 71 roadrunner pretty good for a heavy car. The motor was tweaked, but in a 69 dart it would have been a blast. Cudas are somewhat pricey these days. Strange enough though, early 70's challengers can still be had "relatively" cheap.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:04 AM (9Om/r)
*fistbump* My body had the same reaction.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2020 12:05 AM (XDUl9)
I seriously wonder if autos will be around at all in 50 years.
If man is still alive
If woman can survive
They may find...no cars
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:05 AM (aKsyK)
263 That particular piece of circus music's proper name is "Entrance of the Gladiators".
Always thought that was a little odd.
Posted by: sal at January 16, 2020 11:09 PM (bo8pf)
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I don't think it was intended as circus music when written.
Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 17, 2020 12:05 AM (t5m5e)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:07 AM (KP5rU)
Lemon twist yellow with black 340 hockey stick decal. 727 torqueflite (reverse valve body). High revving small block was a blast. Called it my 5 liter eater.
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 17, 2020 12:07 AM (XDUl9)
That place is retarded for pricing. So much of it is built around the Friday / Saturday Night dick swingers.
Early on day one and on Sunday there are usually some decent deals to be found, though.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:03 AM (PXIwb)
and when a car is being under-bid, the announcers usually play it up, real-time.
There was a Corvette, maybe a '78, that was being way underbid, the camera looking at it up close, and they were going nuts at how low it was going. The only thing they noticed was that it did not have power steering. I think it went for $29 k. They were over the top at how good of a deal the new buyer got.
I kept watching Barrett Jackson, and then looked at the clock and saw I wasted over 2 hours watching something I will never buy, at a place I will probably never be.
That's ok, too.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:08 AM (sy5kK)
The presence or absence of conjunctival petechiae does not differentiate between mode of strangulation. The common feature of deaths with conjunctival petechiae is increased venous pressure (usually but not always prior to death) leading to rupture of capillaries and seepage of blood into the surrounding tissues. (degree of neck compression is such that arterial blood goes in, but venous blood cannot leave the cranium.)
The presence of petechiae in the conjunctivae does not present definitive evidence of whether Epstein inflicted his own injury or someone else inflicted it.
This conclusion is supported by the fact that petechiae characteristically and predictably are present in deaths that are preceded by impairment of venous egress from the head, while continuous or intermittent arterial perfusion to it continues. Examples of such deaths include those involving partial suspension hanging, ligature or manual strangulation, traumatic asphyxia/chest crushing injury, plastic bag-ligature suffocation, carotid sleeper holds with a concomitant struggle, acute right heart failure, status epilepticus, and those deaths preceded by a vigorous cardiopulmonary resuscitative effort, or prolonged or violent paroxysms of coughing or vomiting.
citation available on request
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 12:08 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:07 AM (KP5rU)
A point the announcers have mentioned, but not loudly.
That would be bad for business.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:10 AM (sy5kK)
once all us old fucks die off, nobody is going to spend money on cars like that. the hobby will fade away.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
See Harley Davidson
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:10 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (WDPb/)
Posted by: boner t'hobo at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Vmom 2020 at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:15 AM (aKsyK)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
See Harley Davidson
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:10 AM (aKsyK)
Yeah, I probably know that better than anybody here. I see it every day. I just grabbed a '92 springer softail in really nice shape for 4k. They are just giving bikes away, but at the same time there is a segment of the younger crowd that are building older retro style bikes. I think because there are so many used bikes for cheap people are buying up those to use as a base for their custom projects. Its the smart move. Start with a complete bike with a title and just whittle away the crap you don't want.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:16 AM (9Om/r)
https://bit.ly/2TtqyNz
Man, I wish I could get back to video editing. I had fun at it.
I was thinking the soundtrack of the Wicked Witch's soldiers when Lion, Scarecrow, and Tin Man are about to sneak into the castle.
♪ whoooa-oh! whoa-EE-oh@ whoooa-oh@ whoa-EE-oh@
Posted by: mindful webworker - and your little dog, too! at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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I feel rather sorry for the coming generations. There are so many simple pleasures they will not enjoy. The loss of individualism, the loss of freedom.
Even simple niceties are being lost. Personal letters, thank-you notes, yes ma'am, no sir, etc., etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (LxqES)
330 I had all the Arch comics.
Including the Johnny Cash one, with the vivid illustrations of "barbiturates" and his car crash.
I still remember a panel from the one called Hansi: The Girl Who Loved The Swastika about a woman who was a big Nazi who became a Christian.. It dealt with the rape of the German woman after WWII. Hansi was in a camp run by Russians after the war, and the panel was titled "The nights were unthinkable". It showed Russian soldiers coming into the woman's barracks, pulling off their clothes. The next panel showed a woman holding her dress together saying "Hansi, you're lucky, they don't want you, you're too skinny". Subtle, but obvious what went on. Hansi escapes from the camp and makes it to the American sector, where she meets an American soldier. She's terrified because he's chewing gum and she's been told all Americans are "gum chewing gangsters", but he treats her with respect and honor. A small thing, really, but it was a part of my childhood that helped form my love of America and unshakable conviction that America is GOOD. Propaganda? Perhaps. But none the less, generally true. 45 years later, it still resonates (obviously).
Now 50+ year old cynical me can make all sorts of arguments, but still, it sticks. I don't think kids today get anything like that. <-----(see? Cynical me)
Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (CTvSA)
facial features, same figures....
Nonsense.
Betty goes crazy for throating, Veronica does buttstuff. Totally diff.
Posted by: Reggie knows at January 17, 2020 12:21 AM (UE8f6)
in the not so distant future. I wanted a few more, but it might be a
fools game. If the left ever gets complete control I see them banning
internal combustion cars, and the younger generation can't find their
fucking ass with both hands and a flashlight. I'm not sure what the word
is for a group that has absolutely no desire to learn about anything,
to own anything, to enjoy anything, etc, but they are totally it.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:11 AM (9Om/r)
I always mention that in my day, which was not long ago, a high school kid whether a male or female would have to be in traction at the hospital to not get their license at 16. I don't care what your background was or any other living standard. It was unconscionable to not get your driver's license. Maybe in NYC or some other place it was not a big deal. But I am talking the standard suburbs as portrayed in countless films of that era. I am not talking about some farm land. No kid would ever give up the right to drive and be free.
Today you get a high percentage with no license and no desire to own a car at all. I can't explain it either but I am aware enough to realize the previous generation has some culpability.
My consistent line is these Millennials should sue their teachers and look side eyed at their parents. Someone dropped the ball here. It can't be good when an entire generation , has no interest in driving. And like you say, they don't want to own anything either.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (KP5rU)
Now 50+ year old cynical me can make all sorts of arguments, but still, it sticks. I don't think kids today get anything like that.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (CTvSA)
All that kids get today is that America is the hate capital of mankind, that white men, especially dead white men, are the creators of evil, and that minority kid in the projects was truly turning his life around, before he was gunned down by evil police.
Yeah, you make a point. A sad one, but a point.
If you want to really get depressed, ask the next 10 kids under 18 you see "what is the Golden Rule?"
A couple of them kinda know, but most will give you that blank, hollow stare like you are staring into the abyss.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:24 AM (sy5kK)
There are so many simple pleasures they will not enjoy. The loss of
individualism, the loss of freedom.
Even simple niceties are being lost. Personal letters, thank-you notes, yes ma'am, no sir, etc., etc.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 12:17 AM (LxqES)
Thats really it. Simple pleasures. They piss away their life on their phones and social media. There is one little glimmer of hope I see, and its definitely because of trump. People are looser with their wallets, and seem to be buying toys they had deprived themselves of, or dreamed of growing up. I'm not even talking about older dudes on a midlife crises. I see younger dudes building things because their dad had one, or older brother, or because of some movie when they were a kid. The young dudes are getting shovelhead crazy. Thats not for the faint hearted, but they're doing it. I did quite a few this past year. More than the last 4-5 years combined. I'm seeing dudes buying second or even 3rd bikes because they are cheap. Maybe, just maybe there might be a slight awakening.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:24 AM (9Om/r)
Sorry to hear about the 68 goat being totaled. That was an awesome car.
I still see a lot of younger kids wanting a good car, and like I said, I teach them how to drive with a stick shift. I think there will still be cars around, the old school without all the computer crap, when we are gone.
Lord knows, they will probably have them hidden away somewhere, if they live by a big city.
there are young ones, like my nephews, out in the country, who understand the freedom that having ones' own wheels makes for a good thing.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 17, 2020 12:25 AM (x4eOM)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)
I replaced the TPMS sensors in my tires today.
To do this job, I bought a nifty little tool off ebay called a Bead Buster. It worked as advertised -- broke the beads easily without any scratches.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:30 AM (whuID)
JoeF: Betty and Veronica were EXACTLY the same--same
facial features, same figures....
The company I used to work for had a 75 year anniversary. They gave out coats and hats and a poster representing the history of the company from its beginning to that time. It had drawings of men and women in period clothing over the years. One thing I noticed was that all the people appeared to be related to one another. I assume it was because the artist learned to draw people that way.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 12:31 AM (aKsyK)
My consistent line is these Millennials should sue their teachers and look side eyed at their parents. Someone dropped the ball here. It can't be good when an entire generation , has no interest in driving. And like you say, they don't want to own anything either.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)
****
380 kids today look at cars like they are just tools. a pain in the ass for them to pay for, maintain, etc. they have no passion for that shit. would rather worry about the next new smartphone to piss their money away on.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (KP5rU)
So, two things:
a) You invest in multi-family rentals, anything from a duplex on up. The goal is to own at least twelve rental units.
b) You part-time it as the King of Lyft. (Uber suffers data breaches and asshole CEO's.)
Between the two, you're basically monetizing the "kids today", in order to have them support you in the manner to which you *deserve* to be accustomed.
What, me CYNICAL? Perish the thought.
I'm just an optimist with experience.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 12:31 AM (QzJWU)
I always mention that in my day, which was not long ago, a high school kid whether a male or female would have to be in traction at the hospital to not get their license at 16. I don't care what your background was or any other living standard. It was unconscionable to not get your driver's license.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)
This is true. Little LCD didn't care and didn't get his license at 17. And he had a car waiting for him.
Myself? My birthday was in September, so I was one of the youngest of my crowd. I made the driver's test appointment for 4pm the day I turned 16, right after school.
I already had a car, thanks to Grandma's bad eyesight, and the fact my only older nephew was a total fuck up and embarrassment to the entire family. So she gave the 1961 T Bird hardtop, with leather seats and 29,000 miles on it, to me instead. 390 V8, 4bbl carb. It was a heavy car, but it never, ever ran out of power.
I didn't do anything special. I just didn't royally fuck up my life by 19, like my nephew did. It was a pretty low bar.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:32 AM (sy5kK)
ago, a high school kid whether a male or female would have to be in
traction at the hospital to not get their license at 16. I don't care
what your background was or any other living standard. It was
unconscionable to not get your driver's license. Maybe in NYC or some
other place it was not a big deal. But I am talking the standard suburbs
as portrayed in countless films of that era. I am not talking about
some farm land. No kid would ever give up the right to drive and be
free.
Today you get a high percentage with no license and no
desire to own a car at all. I can't explain it either but I am aware
enough to realize the previous generation has some culpability.
My
consistent line is these Millennials should sue their teachers and look
side eyed at their parents. Someone dropped the ball here. It can't be
good when an entire generation , has no interest in driving. And like
you say, they don't want to own anything either.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 12:23 AM (n13/j)
Having a license was a rite of passage. Everybody had a fucking street rod of some kind or at least a car. You lived for that day. Millennials don't even know what a frigging spark plug is. I had a dude walk into the shop a few months ago who didn't know he had a petcock to turn the fucking gas off on his harley. Mankind's intelligence has peaked, and you can thank the fucking left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (sy5kK)
This is true. I have a guy in my networking group that sells classic cars for people that want to get rid of them. Older folks who can't drive them anymore, wives who inherited them from deceased husbands, that kind of thing. He's selling, on average, one car every 3 days, but he notes that the market is getting older and older and there isn't a younger segment replacing it. It makes sense, as he explains it. 30-40 year olds coming into money don't have an American Graffiti mythos to interest them in the classics, and absent that, objectively, old cars suck to drive vs modern ones. Look, my dad has a 49 Olds Rocket 88, and I can give you chapter and verse about the history of the car, the fact that it was the origin of NASCAR and rock and roll, but while I get a big kick driving it, objectively the driving experience is garbage compared to a modern car. Without the cultural touchstone to the historical reality of what the cars were, why on earth would anyone prefer one to a modern Honda? The younger generation doesn't have that touchstone.
Posted by: Weirddave at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (CTvSA)
Sorry to hear about the 68 goat being totaled. That was an awesome car.
I still see a lot of younger kids wanting a good car, and like I said, I teach them how to drive with a stick shift. I think there will still be cars around, the old school without all the computer crap, when we are gone.
Lord knows, they will probably have them hidden away somewhere, if they live by a big city.
there are young ones, like my nephews, out in the country, who understand the freedom that having ones' own wheels makes for a good thing.
Posted by: alamogordo at January 17, 2020 12:25 AM (x4eOM)
I was out driving my '60 Studebaker Lark, with 3 on the tree, yesterday, and will probably do it again tomorrow. Did a bunch of work on the engine, brakes, and rear axle, so may as well get some miles onto it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (LxWV7)
You could actually leave that car in 3rd Gear and drive it for 95% of the time. The 390 and the Transmission wouldn't really have cared.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:34 AM (PXIwb)
And parking it in the Teacher Lot.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:35 AM (PXIwb)
Having a license was a rite of passage. Everybody had a fucking street rod of some kind or at least a car. You lived for that day. Millennials don't even know what a frigging spark plug is. I had a dude walk into the shop a few months ago who didn't know he had a petcock to turn the fucking gas off on his harley. Mankind's intelligence has peaked, and you can thank the fucking left.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:33 AM (9Om/r)
yeah, old man, E-sports are a $120 Billion industry, and you don't even have to buy insurance! Or leave your living room!
Posted by: modern yutes at January 17, 2020 12:36 AM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/sbjcacz
Freckled fresh-faced ginger in green. *teethgrind*
You know what I was thinking? Y'know that "dating age" formula? I'm pretty sure none of kb's gals are in my range. ((29+x)/2+7=nomath)
You know what else I was thinking? None of kb's gals are going to look like that in fifty years.
Talk about escalating quickly. Or, I guess, rather, de-escalating.
Posted by: mindful webworker's life course was severely altered by a ginger - of course - at January 17, 2020 12:39 AM (UE8f6)
You could actually leave that car in 3rd Gear and drive it for 95% of the time. The 390 and the Transmission wouldn't really have cared.
Posted by: garrett at January 17, 2020 12:34 AM (PXIwb)
and the sound it made?
*ROAR* nope
*VARROOM* nope
*gulp* *gulp* *gulp*
10 mpg, premium only, if I were to go easy on the gas pedal. Sometimes, more like a little over 8 mpg.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:40 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
nope, it's sad. They don't make cars like that anymore.
I was just thinking the other day, with a handful of exceptions, all the cars of the 80's and 90's are already gone, and nobody cares. They were just about all crap. (Now I still have a soft spot for the mid 80's crown vic, but that wasn't a "great" car, it was just really comfortable)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 12:40 AM (V2Yro)
(1) Humans are fickle.
(2) Trends continue until they cease.
(3) You will have little warning about the cessation of a trend because (1) above.
(4) The best laid plans of all of the best social planners are destined for the crapper because of (1) above.
(5) In support of (4) above I offer the last 100 years of history.
(6) As the wise man said "predictions are difficult, especially about the future," let me add that betting on pessimism misses; betting on humor always hits.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:41 AM (WDPb/)
Talk about escalating quickly. Or, I guess, rather, de-escalating.
Posted by: mindful webworker's life course was severely altered by a ginger - of course - at January 17, 2020 12:39 AM (UE8f6)
there are pills you can take now for that.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:41 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:42 AM (whuID)
That just occurred to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:42 AM (whuID)
i do.
but then I like toast.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 12:44 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 17, 2020 12:45 AM (HuH1F)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)
I think it may be. This past year I had a 26 year old build a bike for his father for his 60th birthday. A 70's style hard tail chopper with a 5 speed, evo engine, and electric start. I did the motor for him, and he built it as far as he could, and then brought it back for the technical parts of the build. I had to redo some wiring, install the belt drive, get the brakes working, get it running, tune it etc, but the kid did great. He would come by and hang out from time to time and learn how to do shit when he built his first bike, a 56 panhead, which I also did the motor for him.. He decided to do it again and do one for his dad, and that one came out way better. He bought a welder and fabricated some stuff. Did a mockup first like I showed him, and it came out great. That dude gave me hope, but other younger dudes have been in, so I'm hopeful.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:45 AM (9Om/r)
I am going to speculate that during the Great Depression there were a lot of people that did not accumulate a lot of possessions. Likewise during the Obama Years and the Great Recession there may have been a lot of people eschewing debt/trying to shed debt. They either could not purchase or were freshly burned and would not purchase.
As I said in #399 - humans are fickle, and what they will do is open to guess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:47 AM (WDPb/)
I do not own a toaster.
That just occurred to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 17, 2020 12:42 AM (whuID)
How do you make the BLT, the perfect sandwich?
You monster.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:50 AM (WDPb/)
I am going to speculate that during the Great Depression there were a lot of people that did not accumulate a lot of possessions. Likewise during the Obama Years and the Great Recession there may have been a lot of people eschewing debt/trying to shed debt. They either could not purchase or were freshly burned and would not purchase.
As I said in #399 - humans are fickle, and what they will do is open to guess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:47 AM (WDPb/)
I agree with your statement #1, Mikey, but being broke and wondering if you will have a roof over your head the next month isn't being fickle. It is survival. And survival is a strong changer of will and direction.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:50 AM (sy5kK)
https://tinyurl.com/RIP-Chief-Shannon-Kent
She may be America's most accomplished female warrior.
RIP
You will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (Ogiun)
How do you make the BLT, the perfect sandwich?
You monster.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:50 AM (WDPb/)
An oven broiler is your friend, my friend.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (sy5kK)
I would like to think that a lot on our side aren't that clueless but I think we all know that they are.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (67XdO)
Posted by: Jesus Jones at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (/a+DZ)
I'd also have to figure out where to place the various cigar humidors.
And library.
Oh, and enough kitchen for some real cooking, but I can do that on a pair of Coleman stoves and a camp-oven.
Where I live now is luxury. But I can not only "do" austere, but enjoy the hell out of it, too.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Jesus Jones at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (/a+DZ)
maybe, and no way.
in that order.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:54 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 12:55 AM (m45I2)
Depression there were a lot of people that did not accumulate a lot of
possessions. Likewise during the Obama Years and the Great Recession
there may have been a lot of people eschewing debt/trying to shed debt.
They either could not purchase or were freshly burned and would not
purchase.
As I said in #399 - humans are fickle, and what they will do is open to guess.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:47 AM (WDPb/)
Exactly right. Thats why I said its probably because of trump they are loose with the wallets. They went without during obama's reign or error and now the yoke is gone..
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 12:55 AM (9Om/r)
objectively the driving experience is garbage compared to a modern car. Without the cultural touchstone to the historical reality of what the cars were, why on earth would anyone prefer one to a modern Honda? The younger generation doesn't have that touchstone.
Posted by: Weirddave
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Maybe we'll put them together sometime. Great driving experience + aesthetics. But you need an overall aesthetic to trickle down to industrial design. I'm not sure we have one right now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 12:55 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)
Take them 4-wheeling for an afternoon.
Mechanical heroin.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 12:58 AM (sy5kK)
Heh. That's on my agenda for tomorrow, 0930.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 01:00 AM (LxWV7)
http://www.lileks.com/institute/comicsins
Whoa. Got sidetracked and lost over there, looking at the covers. Funny!
Was reminded to return to the ONT with this line:
"Everyone's always going on about Betty or Veronica; the Lois-vs.-Lana issue never comes up."
Lois or Lana? Or Lori?
Posted by: mindful webworker and the power of 'and' at January 17, 2020 01:01 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 01:02 AM (KP5rU)
Heh. That's on my agenda for tomorrow, 0930.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 01:00 AM (LxWV7)
and I am betting you are going to feel like you are a teenager once again.
you lucky sonofagun.
enjoy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 01:04 AM (sy5kK)
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 01:04 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 17, 2020 01:07 AM (KP5rU)
a) You invest in multi-family rentals, anything from a duplex on up. The goal is to own at least twelve rental units.
b) You part-time it as the King of Lyft. (Uber suffers data breaches and asshole CEO's.)
It could happen Jim. I don't want to be too cynical towards another generation. Dreams change and there are many who want the best for themselves and others. Whenever I get too down on "kids these days", I remember that many of them serve, many are doing the right thing.
I just think it odd that many don't want to drive and have the freedom that comes with it. I have met more than a few that have no license and think of it as just an option one could choose or not. It is a different time no doubt.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 01:11 AM (n13/j)
I do not own a toaster.
That just occurred to me.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Weirdly, the last purchase I made at the PX was a toaster. A Sunbeam, which I still have, and still works. I knew I was going to be living in an apartment, and it was the only gadget I could think of that I would want.
I'll only say that you 29 year-olds weren't born yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)
(1) Where are these tends occurring.
(2) How widespread are they in *that* reporting area.
(3) As opposed to anywhere else.
(4) How long has it been going on - blip as opposed to longtime trend.
(5) And such and so. A report may be a report and a study a study - or that could just be a gussied up press release.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:20 AM (WDPb/)
especially about the future," let me add that betting on pessimism
misses; betting on humor always hits.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 12:41 AM (WDPb/)
likely true and a better way to live for sure.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 01:21 AM (n13/j)
I recall, when my older brother got divorced, and our little brother was in town on leave. Me and the little brother thought "what do we get the man who has nothing" so we went to Meijer's and bought our brother a microwave.
The gift was appreciated.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:23 AM (WDPb/)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wml77ab
Posted by: Snappy Sammy Smoot
Ah, glad to see this.
When we lived in Chicago, Skip Williamson & family lived next door. I looked across the gangway at the building next door and thought, look, it's a reflection of our daughter in the high chair. Nope, it was Skip's daughter, same age as ours, in her high chair. Later, his wife and Milady Webworker had twins near the same time, they had girls, we had boys. They left for the suburbs before we left for Oklahoma.
Got to see a lot of Skip's sketches, portfolio, paintings. Quite a talented guy. Crazy as a loon but that went with the territory. Besides being up in the Chicago underground comics pantheon, he was Playboy's cartoon editor in the golden age.
Threw up on our lawn a couple of times, but, you know, on the lawn, not inside.
RIP, Skip.
Posted by: mindful webworker beyond the realms of possibility at January 17, 2020 01:26 AM (UE8f6)
..You will not be forgotten.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (Ogiun)
READ THIS, Horde. READ THIS!
I've shared ranges with SEALS, and USAF Combat Controllers and Army Rangers.
And this woman was equal to, or more badass than them all.
I would have humbly, gladly served under whatever command she led.
And I was in NO WAY, her equal.
I've never said such, about any woman with whom I've served, and much less of any female officer under who I suffered her Command.
You want women in the Military?
Okay. There she was.
Find us more of her, and there question will never be asked, ever again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 01:35 AM (QzJWU)
So the CBO is saying the WHBO broke the law in withholding aide to the Ukraine. I wasn't aware that had happened, and I'm not seeing any mention of it anywhere except on the radio. Anyone know what's going on there?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:38 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:39 AM (w7KSn)
1990 was thirty years ago - three quarters of the length of the Cold War. Think about that for perspective, think about how that dates you, think about how that effects your thinking, and think how people who never grew up would react to things today, and your Cold War reaction. To them you are as dated and obsolete, and as curious a specimen as a Span-Am war vet would be.
Understanding the past is actually the gateway to understand yourself.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:39 AM (WDPb/)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:39 AM (w7KSn)
I'm trying to find out what the story is, all the radio is saying is the CBO says the White House Budget Office broke the law and the WHBO is saying they didn't. Tell me where I got "that" mostly wrong, in fact, tell me what "that" is exactly because that was my question.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:42 AM (ZXnzo)
headed for VA capitol on the 20th, and the idiots agreed to cooperate
with them based on antifa's "support of firearms ownership and
opposition to the new laws". And that their presence should entail them
being not being dressed like antifa.
I would like to think that a lot on our side aren't that clueless but I think we all know that they are.
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 17, 2020 12:52 AM (67XdO)
I am not following it but would be surprised if any mainstream group decided to cooperate with Antifa. Sounds to me like a lot of people want to demonize regular folks who want to voice their opinions in a free society. I don't recall these issues getting put forth before The Million Moms March or The Million Man March. I don't recall these issues when they had countless marches against the president.
Maybe there are bad players, but a lot of people are concerned about what is going on and they have a right to protest. We see these protests around the world today by people who are risking more than Americans by showing up. I think as conservatives we should focus on election day as the Left does. But no way it is right to make half the country feel reticent about exercising their rights of free speech.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 01:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:43 AM (plu6+)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:44 AM (plu6+)
Not sure my feeble mind followed all that, but what I got was that it's Schrödinger's Epstein?
Posted by: mindful webworker and the penultimate beginning at January 17, 2020 01:45 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:44 AM (plu6+)
My mistake, thanks. Any info on the rest of it? Because like I said, I'm not seeing anything anywhere else.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:47 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:49 AM (7yAZf)
Anyone know what's going on there?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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I think that's the GAO, not the CBO.
GAO is inserting itself into the impeachment brouhaha by claiming that Trump illegally withheld the Ukraine aid for policy reasons. The OMB disagrees. More deep state shyt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 01:50 AM (13CQC)
A huge beureacracy which exists to harass GOP administrations.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:52 AM (w7KSn)
GAO is inserting itself into the impeachment
brouhaha by claiming that Trump illegally withheld the Ukraine aid for
policy reasons. The OMB disagrees. More deep state shyt.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 01:50 AM (13CQC)
So in other words, much ado about nothing? It must be I guess because if there was anything substantial there it would be all over the news instead of just a blurb at the top-of-the-hour news announcements.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:53 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:49 AM (7yAZf
*jumps, twirls, wheels, builds gingerbread house, juggles incompatible principles, nails landing*
Oh. It's just you. If I had known that I wouldn't have juggled.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet for Your Souvenier Impeachment Gear! at January 17, 2020 01:53 AM (WDPb/)
lgbqtruvxyz's genders out there...
Them's were comics.... feeling like Siberia here tonight around 10 with a 10 to 20 wind lowering feel temps to below zero...the 6 to 8in snow we got is being drifted across all east west roads.. It was fun bucking thru them on the way in to work...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 01:53 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:52 AM (w7KSn)
Isn't that about all of them at this point?
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 01:54 AM (ZXnzo)
https://youtu.be/TNDUPeMT3J4
'80s!!!
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (oZuI0)
Go suck your Mother's dick, loser. You weak, pathetic, nerf-gun shooting, pajama clad, cocoa sippin' futhermucking bunofasitch.
And I can write that in plain English if you're too stoopid to figure it out.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (QzJWU)
Nothing happened.
So, we pay half a billion $ per year for this advisory beareu which every DOJ ignores.
I say we eat them.
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (w7KSn)
Posted by: the last piece of George at January 17, 2020 01:56 AM (yk557)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:58 AM (7yAZf)
Why? There's that many illegals there?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: attila the thrilla at January 17, 2020 01:55 AM (w7KSn)
Junk food is bad for you.
451, spoken like a troll who has never been to Naples, Italy. Or San Francisco lately, I guess.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (ZXnzo)
Nothing happened.
So, we pay half a billion $ per year for this advisory beareu which every DOJ ignores.
I say we
Only way to be sure!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 02:00 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:01 AM (ZXnzo)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (oZuI0)
Although they had cleaned Naples up considerably the last time I was there.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:01 AM (ZXnzo)
Looked pretty good 2 years ago when I was there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:04 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 01:58 AM (7yAZf)
Actually, no.
HE would simply insert the tube up YOUR ass, as you're accustomed to, by now.
I mean, obviously, it's already sucked your brain out, already.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
/hasta la nite nite, horde!
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 02:04 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (9Om/r)
In the mid 80's the HeyJoes would line the main street by the castle, and some of the "women" had deeper voices than you do. Probably more hair on their balls, too.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 02:04 AM (ZXnzo)
Though still reeling from Damaramu V 2.0 that Blacksmith Tony created with the classic groin missile. Or perhaps Aphrodite X with the bewb missiles.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 02:05 AM (frkRQ)
Sen Marsha Blackburn of TN makes a great point.
Biden, Warren, and Klobuchar are currently each spending millions of dollars and thousands of person-hours to defeat Donald Trump.
And they will all be sitting in judgement of President Donald Trump during this Senate event.
Conflict of Interest, isn't that the term? Sen Blackburn says that they should recuse themselves. Immediately.
The retort is that those Senators signed "an oath", they are to be trusted their judgement is fair and just.
Ok, let's review the information we know.
On one hand, spending tens of millions of dollars that you raise from strangers in every waking minute campaigning, and every moment of your life busy for months, for a singular goal that a certain unnamed OrangeMan now sits in your way.
On the other hand, "I signed an oath".
Sen Blackburn has a valid point, it seems to me.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:05 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:06 AM (7yAZf)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (7yAZf)
if there was anything substantial there it would be all over the news instead of just a blurb at the top-of-the-hour news announcements.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter
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The MSM is so amped up over it they don't know which way to turn. Impeachment! GAO report! Hit job on Yovovovannovnvovnanaovitch!
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (frkRQ)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:06 AM (7yAZf)
I'm not "from" Texas. But I got here as soon as I could.
Much like Davy Crockett.
You wanna come be my Alamo? You got the fucking balls to even TRY?
Bring it, bitch. Seriously. Step out from behind the keyboard, and come down here to Galveston.
And then, we shall see, what we shall see.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 17, 2020 02:11 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:11 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:12 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:09 AM (7yAZf)
--Educate thyself
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:12 AM (oZuI0)
Weirdly, the last purchase I made at the PX was a toaster. A Sunbeam, which I still have, and still works. I knew I was going to be living in an apartment, and it was the only gadget I could think of that I would want.
I'll only say that you 29 year-olds weren't born yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)
and, it still works!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:13 AM (sy5kK)
toaster. A Sunbeam, which I still have, and still works. I knew I was
going to be living in an apartment, and it was the only gadget I could
think of that I would want.
I'll only say that you 29 year-olds weren't born yet.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 17, 2020 01:16 AM (plu6+)
and, it still works!
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:13 AM (sy5kK)
And probably has bakelite parts.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:18 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (7yAZf)
Looked pretty good 2 years ago when I was there.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:02 AM (9Om/r)
that means I have been posting regularly for two years. Damn i meant to quit every night as I am not big on the net lol. I recall when I delurked chatting with you when you came back from Italy.
I made it to Pompeii but didn't get to Naples proper. Next time I will go there for sure as the real Italy fans seem to love the place. Next time it will be out of the way places like Naples, Sicily, and Sardinia.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (n13/j)
Berserker #314: ...It has leg room out the ass.
Conjures images of vehicles (in which I have ridden) which are not the intended image.
And I ♥liked this, upthread:
"We are living through a high-horsepower renaissance."
High-horsepower
Unrestricted shower*
Incandescent light*
and quality LPs
It's the best of the 1960s.
*Thank you, President Trump.
*post*
*refresh*
*regret*
Posted by: mindful webworker and the eventualities of reality at January 17, 2020 02:20 AM (UE8f6)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:06 AM (7yAZf)
In my lifetime, this Pac NW guy has met maybe, a dozen Texans. They actually don't have to say a thing, and after a while, one can figure out they are intelligent, independent, funny or jackass - depending, and one more thing.
If any of them would have heard what you said, they would pound your head into the dirt and then piss on your head.
I like Texans.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:23 AM (sy5kK)
you sound racist there sir. And you don't seem to know Texas from a hole in the wall. Even GWB got over 40 percent of the Hispanic vote in Texas. Why do you call them Mexicans? If anything Texas is becoming more blue because of lefty economic refugees and out of control big cities. There is nothing static about this. No one wants to vote for a dummy in the long run.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:24 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:27 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:29 AM (7yAZf)
https://tinyurl.com/sbjcacz
Freckled fresh-faced ginger in green. *teethgrind*
You know what I was thinking? Y'know that "dating age" formula? I'm pretty sure none of kb's gals are in my range. ((29+x)/2+7=nomath)
You know what else I was thinking? None of kb's gals are going to look like that in fifty years.
Talk about escalating quickly. Or, I guess, rather, de-escalating.
Posted by: mindful webworker's life course was severely altered by a ginger - of course - at January 17, 2020 12:39 AM (UE8f6)
I believe the new dating formula is = (age of consent) + 2
In fifty years . . . who cares! They'll still look like this, at least in your mind, as you'll have dementia!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 02:30 AM (QMwOT)
that means I have been posting regularly for two
years. Damn i meant to quit every night as I am not big on the net lol.
I recall when I delurked chatting with you when you came back from
Italy.
I made it to Pompeii but didn't get to Naples proper.
Next time I will go there for sure as the real Italy fans seem to love
the place. Next time it will be out of the way places like Naples,
Sicily, and Sardinia.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:19 AM (n13/j)
Well Naples has the food, thats for sure. I found the food in the south waaaay better than the food in the north. The food in florence blew ass, but I did grow up with southern italian cooking, so I'm a bit biased. My father wants to see sicily, so thats on the board. I hear the food is really good there. Although my bro's wife leads me to believe otherwise. She's sicilian, she tried to boil stuffed shells, sooo....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:31 AM (9Om/r)
Doncha jus hate it when the banhammer strikes, and all the subsequent comment number references get skewed?
I think instead of removing all the offending comments, they should just be replaced with pix of a smoking crater, or soliomania's smoldering vehicle. Posted by: DELETED
Hm. Can cobs put pix in comments?
Can they put styling in comments? 'Cause I think when comments are cob-edited, for either taunting trolls or enforcing 100-comment rules, the edited comment should be in, say, red text to indicate COB authority and not the original.
And with that brain blast, I realize it is latelatelate.
Nitenitenite.
ZZZZzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - gone with the lint at January 17, 2020 02:32 AM (UE8f6)
I believe the new dating formula is = (age of consent) + 2
In fifty years . . . who cares! They'll still look like this, at least in your mind, as you'll have dementia!
Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 02:30 AM (QMwOT)
OK.
Tell me a little more about this dementia thing.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:33 AM (sy5kK)
Planeta Igrushek (Planet Of Toys) shop in the city of Novosibirsk is
selling the first "transgender" doll.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 02:33 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:34 AM (7yAZf)
Posted by: raimondo at January 17, 2020 02:34 AM (7yAZf)
--No
All kinds of wrong.
FOAD
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:37 AM (oZuI0)
Doncha jus hate it when the banhammer strikes, and all the subsequent comment number references get skewed?
I think instead of removing all the offending comments, they should just be replaced with pix of a smoking crater, or soliomania's smoldering vehicle. Posted by: DELETED
Hm. Can cobs put pix in comments?
Can they put styling in comments?
Posted by: mindful webworker - gone with the lint at January 17, 2020 02:32 AM (UE8f6)
----
Do you realize how much that costs to do all that cleanup work? Late night COB work ain't cheap, my friend.
Just calculate how many Platinum Memberships it takes to cover those costs.
Now I just broke the no math rule. Damn. It's all raimando's fault.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:40 AM (sy5kK)
You know, I have been holding off asking this question for years. WTF is this platinum membership I keep hearing about? Is it actually a thing?
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:42 AM (9Om/r)
the food in the south waaaay better than the food in the north. The food
in florence blew ass, but I did grow up with southern italian cooking,
so I'm a bit biased. My father wants to see sicily, so thats on the
board. I hear the food is really good there. Although my bro's wife
leads me to believe otherwise. She's sicilian, she tried to boil stuffed
shells, sooo....
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:31 AM (9Om/r)
Even non Italian Americans think of Southern Italy when they think "Italian food"/ And there is good reason, the stuff is great. I spent some time in Umbria, which is next door to Florence and they are all about truffles and wild boar. And I believe in Florence they prefer rice to pasta. There is a place for that for sure, but I love the Southern Italian stuff.
THere is a line from decades ago by Rick Steeves. I know he is a huge lefty now and I don't think much of him these days. But years ago his books were a great influence. Anyway, he had a line about Italy that always stuck with me.
He said, "If don't like Italy by the time you reach Rome, don't go further south, it get's worse. If you love Italy by the time you get to Rome, go further south, it gets better". I hate explaining someone else's point but what he was saying is Italy is even a better experience to the intrepid traveler the further south you go. The culture shock is stronger and those that like that will love it.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:42 AM (n13/j)
--I wish a banhammer would smote the troll.
raimondo is boring.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:43 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:44 AM (sy5kK)
--I wish a banhammer would smote the troll.
raimondo is boring.
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:43 AM (oZuI0)
Think of raimondo like crap on the streets of San Francisco, and just walk around it.
It's like going to SF without the cost of a plane ticket.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:53 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 02:54 AM (rOAaB)
Rome, don't go further south, it get's worse. If you love Italy by the
time you get to Rome, go further south, it gets better". I hate
explaining someone else's point but what he was saying is Italy is even a
better experience to the intrepid traveler the further south you go.
The culture shock is stronger and those that like that will love it.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 02:42 AM (n13/j)
Yeah I can see that. I liked everywhere really, they all had their own thing. Tuscany is probably where I would live if I had to live there. Rome was a blast, but expensive to live, and driving around in rome is a nightmare. My father had a harder time understanding the italian the farther north we got. Even in rome he had a little trouble. He said its more of a proper, or high class dialect. No problem in naples or in that general area. No clue what he was saying but he had the locals laughing. It was actually pretty funny. My father was born here, but his parents were from just north of naples. If he started speaking in italian they were like "ahh you a from a naples". If he started speaking in english which totally gave him away as an American, and then switched to italian, they would be like "very curious, you sound like you're from naples". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)
It's like going to SF without the cost of a plane ticket.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 02:53 AM (sy5kK)
--
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 02:27 AM (oZuI0)
It was all-in for 404Care. Free psychiatric services -- for life. That is what's wrong with it.
An unlocked door at Bedlam and we get graced with it.
Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (Y8PSl)
JACKSON, Calif. (AP) Five California mountain lions were seen together on home surveillance video in a rare gathering of the notoriously solitary big cats.
The footage was recorded at a rural residence at the edge of the El Dorado National Forest east of Sacramento, KTXL-TV reported Wednesday.
https://tinyurl.com/tudvwof
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:04 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:16 AM (ZCEU2)
all had their own thing. Tuscany is probably where I would live if I
had to live there. Rome was a blast, but expensive to live, and driving
around in rome is a nightmare. My father had a harder time understanding
the italian the farther north we got. Even in rome he had a little
trouble. He said its more of a proper, or high class dialect. No problem
in naples or in that general area. No clue what he was saying but he
had the locals laughing. It was actually pretty funny. My father was
born here, but his parents were from just north of naples. If he started
speaking in italian they were like "ahh you a from a naples". If he
started speaking in english which totally gave him away as an American,
and then switched to italian, they would be like "very curious, you
sound like you're from naples". lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 02:55 AM (9Om/r)
That is some funny stuff there. I love that they understood him in the boot but not so much in Rome. Cultural bias would guess it the other way as I believe they speak more in "dialect" in the south.
I recall learning in school that the "modern Italian" language, without dialect is based on the language of Siena, and to a lesser extent, Florence. But really the nation has all types of dialects. The language they speak on the news or in government supposedly comes from Siena. BTW, that is another city I want to visit.
The funny thing is we all know Italian history encompasses at least a couple thousand years. But as a stand alone country, as we see countries today, it is about 150 years old as I recall. Similar to Spain in many ways as there are many regions with different dialects with less of a national persona than say Franc or the UK.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:17 AM (n13/j)
Former VT 1st women gov Maddy Kunin states back in '86 burnee said he'd do more then her and was more of a feminist then her...he also describedher as a middle road light weight...she won reelection much to VT'sdemise....not that burnee would have been any better.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:18 AM (rOAaB)
Wow, that is cool, but I'd be verrrrry damn careful about going outside.
Of course we've all seen Chris Cohen's mountain lion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 03:19 AM (13CQC)
The Deep State thought they had effed Sharyl Attkisson on her lawsuit against them for spying on her, after they got the charges dismissed. Weirdly, somehow. Not enough direct evidence, or something, then the judge gave Eric Holder immunity. Huh?
So she refiled it, with the testimony of an actual witness that helped the government spy on her. And because of this new witness, named Rod Rosenstein as running the spying on her. So far, no response.
Way to go, Sharyl. I like her, she fights.
https://tinyurl.com/r49avp4
.... One federal court of appeals judge even called this dismissal of her lawsuit Kafkaesque given how well-nigh impossible it was for her case to proceed under our justice system's rules and judicial interpretations rigged in ways that protect government lawbreaking.
Sharyl described her first lawsuit and some of the shocking roadblocks used by the government to American Thinker readers here, and has even written a best-seller, Stonewalled, describing these events in greater detail. But as anyone following the news knows, the lawbreaking Deep State can't even be shamed by exposure of its illicit deeds.
In her lawsuit refiled on January 10, Attkisson relied on a whistleblower who was actually involved in hacking her computers. He identified some of the other government officials complicit in the very disturbing spying on her.
The refiled complaint quotes government forensics experts as being quite shocked, demonstrating some within the government Intelligence Community thankfully have consciences.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:21 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:22 AM (ZCEU2)
And no matter if you are a model train aficionado or not, your time was much better spent reading this entry than anything Rain-Man-do has to say about anything.
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 03:23 AM (ZXnzo)
Of course we've all seen Chris Cohen's mountain lion.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
======
Oops, forgot the link.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLjOPyrQGcM
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 17, 2020 03:29 AM (13CQC)
understood him in the boot but not so much in Rome. Cultural bias would
guess it the other way as I believe they speak more in "dialect" in the
south.
I recall learning in school that the "modern Italian"
language, without dialect is based on the language of Siena, and to a
lesser extent, Florence. But really the nation has all types of
dialects. The language they speak on the news or in government
supposedly comes from Siena. BTW, that is another city I want to visit.
The
funny thing is we all know Italian history encompasses at least a
couple thousand years. But as a stand alone country, as we see countries
today, it is about 150 years old as I recall. Similar to Spain in many
ways as there are many regions with different dialects with less of a
national persona than say Franc or the UK.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:17 AM (n13/j)
Shortly after I got out of high school I started working with my father in his business. We were doing a job, and a dude there was definitely italian, but I heard him on the phone and it sounded like he was speaking frigging chinese. A shit ton of 1 and 2 syllable words. I asked my father what he was saying and he says "I have no idea". He asks the guy what dialect he was speaking and the guy tells him its some gutter dialect. It was strange. I would have bet my left nut that it was not italian.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 03:30 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 03:31 AM (arJlL)
Former
VT 1st women gov Maddy Kunin states back in '86 burnee said he'd do
more then her and was more of a feminist then her...he also describedher
as a middle road light weight...she won reelection much to
VT'sdemise....not that burnee would have been any better.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:18 AM (rOAaB)
doesn't seem like hard evidence to me. But if they want to fight, let them fight. They need to go PUMA again. But really, if the commie said that years ago was he not right? I don't get the point really as he has yet to be proven wrong. But we all would gladly choose hundreds of women or more over Bernie.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:31 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:35 AM (NmxNk)
Woke up with my eye swollen nearly shut. Looks like a stye. WTF? Not really needing this....
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:38 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:39 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:43 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: Milkos...Mac Daddy at January 17, 2020 03:49 AM (/uvcm)
Hope your eye is ok, just make sure nothing is in it.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:50 AM (ZCEU2)
working with my father in his business. We were doing a job, and a dude
there was definitely italian, but I heard him on the phone and it
sounded like he was speaking frigging chinese. A shit ton of 1 and 2
syllable words. I asked my father what he was saying and he says "I have
no idea". He asks the guy what dialect he was speaking and the guy
tells him its some gutter dialect. It was strange. I would have bet my
left nut that it was not italian.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 17, 2020 03:30 AM (9Om/r)
I recall a guy saying to two Spaniards that they are from the same place so they would work well together. One of them replied, " we are not from the same place, I am from a town twenty miles from his!":. That line is mostly apocryphal I would guess but it told a truth to those of us from more centrally focused cultures.
But yeah, I always heard that in Italy the people had their own local language and also the language for watching the news.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:50 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Quint"
It's just his whole commie attitude that he's better than anyone else especially women...and he has no problem trash talking them.. While Kuinin did lots of damage to VT burnees done nothing but willingly accept his gov paycheck..is the same now as it was back then.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:54 AM (rOAaB)
Hope your eye is ok, just make sure nothing is in it.
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 03:50 AM (ZCEU2)
I saw that link. Pretty disgusting. If a voter moves, old district is to be notified, (and they are) but the judge says wait, wait, no reason to take that name off. Good grief! No one is disenfranchised. We have SAME DAY REGISTRATION here. Reregister in your new district if your name is not on the voter list. Obviously not difficult.
The judge is a long time lefty. I still say in many cases, they can't win if they dont cheat.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 03:55 AM (NmxNk)
In our country, history is bad they tell me and should be forgotten.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 03:56 AM (n13/j)
Angry and snappy is no way to finish out your life, pops.
Bernie and Joe are both old and worn out. Like a pickup at 300,000 miles, it's just shot.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:57 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:00 AM (ZCEU2)
than anyone else especially women...and he has no problem trash talking
them.. While Kuinin did lots of damage to VT burnees done nothing but
willingly accept his gov paycheck..is the same now as it was back then.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 03:54 AM (rOAaB)
most of these politicos are egomaniacs. They can't think of a reason why they are not personally the key to the whole thing. Most would do anything but give up their dream of being in charge.
i don't deny he trash talked women but it would help to have an actual example. If this gets worse I am sure people will come out on both sides to provide evidence that helps their candidate. I love how on Daily Kos there is a diary that says they are both right and memories can't be trusted. The author of that piece realizes the danger here and wants to explain the whole thing away so we will forget it. In this day and time, that is not likely.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 04:01 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/vymefgb
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
The DOJ under Trump is evidently going after Comey for his illegal shit.
https://tinyurl.com/r2fgmbh
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/r5yj5e7
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
I would have called him something much worse.
https://tinyurl.com/rgkutnt
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
Lewis's review of 1917, I'm going to see it Sunday
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (ZCEU2)
https://tinyurl.com/yx7qdeqn
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Quint
Exactly, the left are all Liars and have come to use that trait even on their own. The biggest complaint on burnee is his gruff demeanor which is justburnee being burnee,, a perpetual pissed off whackadoodle..
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:06 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:07 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:08 AM (ZCEU2)
Here is our word for the next few weeks, or however long, for this Shampeachment.
"Childish".
Every time Nancy, Adam, Jerry, or any of these puspacks talk, let them say a sentence or two and just say "childish". Especially if there are others around. It is accurate and demeaning, as it should be.
You can use 4 letter words if you want to, but I think "childish" really frames their actions as to what they are.
And it implies a lot. Childish representatives should not be re-elected.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:08 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
--I love you dearly Vic, but the proper word is "flouted," not "flaunted."
Posted by: logprof at January 17, 2020 04:10 AM (oZuI0)
Have a great day horde, its Friday
Posted by: Skip at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (ZCEU2)
diaper head omar back to Somilaia?? How many immigration rulesdoes she have to break to get convicted of one?
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:12 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:13 AM (yhf6w)
small farm in central Georgia...it might as well have been on another
planet!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:13 AM (yhf6w)
analysis says this is true.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 04:14 AM (n13/j)
Thanks for the morn report Vic.. can we air drop the
diaper head omar back to Somilaia?? How many immigration rulesdoes she have to break to get convicted of one?
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (rOAaB)
If they find that she broke the immigration rules to get her and her brother in they can deport her with no conviction
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:15 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:15 AM (NmxNk)
Howdy...On this date in 1924 my father was born on a small farm in
central Georgia...it might as well have been on another planet!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:13 AM (yhf6w)
What small town?
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:15 AM (NmxNk)
.....................
He has long since departed!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:17 AM (yhf6w)
diaper head omar back to Somilaia?? How many immigration rulesdoes she have to break to get convicted of one?
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:11 AM (rOAaB)
Democrat privilege. Nothing. Three years and counting for my proof. Sorry to be so cynical.
But so many obviously corrupt government officials we are supposed to trust skate on crimes instead, while nonsense like what they are doing to Roger Stone, makes me this way.
Does any government official in the DoJ have any sense of what criminality is going on under their noses? Do they care?
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:18 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)
.....................
Thomaston...Upson County!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:18 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Vic"
Cool meaning no leftist judge to over turn it..I'm still down with air droppingher without a chute....
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:19 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:20 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: Tentotwo
Sad to hear, my dad was born the same year and still kicking...He's a WW11 Vet of the battle of the bulge...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:22 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:23 AM (sy5kK)
"
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
No and No their either part of it or making money for not being part of
it.. that's why the whole of the swamp must be destroyed and then burnedto a crisp with napalm....
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:25 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:23 AM (sy5kK)
That's a good way to describe it.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:26 AM (NmxNk)
What small town?
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:16 AM (mpXpK)
.....................
Thomaston...Upson County!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:18 AM (yhf6w)
That's about 50 miles West of Macon. I grew up in a small town (Dublin) about 50 miles East of Macon.
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 04:29 AM (mpXpK)
...................
It is a small world Vic!
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 17, 2020 04:40 AM (yhf6w)
The footage was recorded at a rural residence at the edge of the El Dorado National Forest east of Sacramento, KTXL-TV reported Wednesday.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 03:04 AM (sy5kK)
Looks like there might be a couple of juveniles in that group, so maybe a family.
Either that or they're plotting to take over the world. Cats, you know.
Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 04:43 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:44 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 04:46 AM (sy5kK)
Have a better day, all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:46 AM (NmxNk)
Mom was born in 27.
Lost her about 25 years ago. Raised 3 kids on her own and somehow kept me in ball cleats and milk. I still drink a couple gallons a week.
Forced me to take band in 7th grade.
"If you're not fishing or playing ball, you've got a radio glued to your ear."
"Fine, I'm gonna play drums."
Whenever we cover "Mom", I look up and say thanks. If not for her...
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 04:48 AM (MAJoQ)
Did pinky and the brain sell out the rights to the cats???
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 04:52 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 17, 2020 04:44 AM (NmxNk)
Those mountain lion cats are good at that. And you don't have to dead for them to eat you. Unlike Fluffy, who waits 'til you're dead.
Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 04:54 AM (Y8PSl)
At first, I was "oh brother", but then the more I thought about it, the more I like it, because:
Lefties have 2nd Amendment rights too,
it makes the protest more balanced and a louder message to the gun-grabbers, and
if they somehow are not on their best behavior, they will be crushed like bugs on a windshield by the thousands of gun owners they associated with.
https://tinyurl.com/v3fm25x
When gun lovers rally in front of the Virginia Capitol in Richmond next week, the local chapter of antifa will be there too. But their members won't be wearing all black, and they don't plan to douse right-wingers in milkshakes or Silly String.
Instead, local antifa will join thousands of conservatives who are expected to descend on Richmond that day in protesting pending gun-control legislation introduced by Democratic lawmakers.
Antifa Seven Hills, based in Richmond, are opposing the slew of gun bills introduced by the newly Democratic Legislature since November, because they say those types of laws are used primarily to criminalize poor people, minorities, and leftists and to bolster law enforcement's power.
I think it's been pretty important for us to focus on the fact that gun control in America has a legacy of racist enforcement, said Antifa Seven Hills spokesperson James (who asked that his name be withheld to avoid getting doxxed online). Like taking guns away from black people, because black people were perceived as a threat to property and the sanctity of the state. .............
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:01 AM (sy5kK)
black people were perceived as a threat to property and the sanctity of
the state". .............
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
Ironic that the blackface infanticide governor is wanting to do it again to blacks...That point must be loudly made..
A small town in VT (Cavendish) has enacted a ordinance to follow VT constitution on gun rights, ie a santuary for guns if you will..It's a small step but its a start.
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:09 AM (rOAaB)
Ironic that the blackface infanticide governor is wanting to do it again to blacks...That point must be loudly made..
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:09 AM (rOAaB)
Democrats of long ago didn't want black people to have 2A rights. It is well documented. To bring this up is indeed a very good idea.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:12 AM (sy5kK)
Similar to VA. WA citizens who stand for the flag and kneel for God will be watching.
Sporty. Wonder how often I will be using that euphemism the next few months.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:17 AM (sy5kK)
As for cars, I drove a hand-me-down 1969 Olds Delta 88. Huge car, 900 feet per gallon. But dad always liked big-ass cars. For a while he drove a massive Chrysler Newport coupe. The front hood was big enough to have a picnic on it.
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 05:21 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:17 AM (sy5kK)
I winder if NPR will do an in-depth analysis of 'sporty' as they did with 'boogaloo'.
They create the conditions for a 'sporty boogaloo' then will complain when it actually happens and they are on the receiving end. And not the Mayor Buttplug kind of receiving end.
Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 05:21 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:28 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:31 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2020 05:32 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:32 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2020 05:34 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Ladyl
Naps are GREAT !
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:36 AM (arJlL)
But if you fall asleep during the day, it messes up the next night, too.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:38 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl
Yeah, that's why I woke up at two.
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:39 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 05:39 AM (arJlL)
I miss being able to count on 7 or 8 hours of sleep.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:41 AM (TdMsT)
Defending the 2A is not up to a couple guys on x side or y side. And discrediting a cause is pretty much what the MSM is about these days. If some people want to call themselves antifa and obey the law and support freedom, well, it is a free country. But when first mentioned upthread, I was skeptical for some reason.
I sure wish Virginians, as well as other Americans were as riled up in early Nov. 2018 and 2019. Stats show if Repubs had turned out as they did in 2016 there would be no impeachment and no flipping of the Virginia House of Delegates and Senate.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:43 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: JT
Another great idea brought to you by CATS.... I usually sleep around 4-5 hrs and nap the rest of the time waiting to go to work.. sometimes have to drive very fast to make it in on time...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:44 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 05:45 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:44 AM (rOAaB)
Get a gub'mint job. Then you can nap at your desk during work hours. I only wish Lois Lerner had napped more on the job.
Posted by: RickZ at January 17, 2020 05:46 AM (Y8PSl)
Oh, don't get me wrong, I'm skeptical as hell.
But after thinking about it, I don't see a downside. Gun rights persons will have all kinds of video to back up any false claims of Progda.
The message will be stronger if the lefties are let in to play.
The gun grabbers will lose leverage in their argument.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:49 AM (sy5kK)
no worries LeftCoast. But when it was first mentioned upthread I thought it was unlikely or something very fringe. The only statewide Virginia 2a group i know of is the VCDL. They are known nationally by those who follow the 2A. If they said they are joining with Antifa, I will figuratively eat my hat.
But as I have not looked into any of this, who knows.
And I am not against people on the left defending the Constitution. I am against criminals who try to hurt fellow citizens though.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:53 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at January 17, 2020 05:54 AM (ZXnzo)
Ya and you can watch pron all the rest of the day when your not napping.Right on looser lerner.. that bitch needs to be chewed on by fire ants...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 05:54 AM (rOAaB)
not buying it either
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 05:55 AM (iTXRQ)
Mornin' "just a guy with a keyboard."
Can't watch on phone. Sad.
One of the few around here I trust, well, semi-trust enough to follow a link.
Hope NaCly gets around safe this mornin'.
Work told me don't come in.
Just as well. Stepped outside at 3:30. Back walk was sheet of ice.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 05:55 AM (MAJoQ)
And I am not against people on the left defending the Constitution. I am against criminals who try to hurt fellow citizens though.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 05:53 AM (n13/j)
Oh yeah, we are living in new times. Nothing for granted.
Portland is 3 hours south of me, and I am aware of the crap antifa tries to push. I am hoping the VA antifa is responsible, but like I said, they are way outnumbered by 2A supporters. So no repeat of the Portland nonsense. Hopefully.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 05:57 AM (sy5kK)
Blessings, amigo.
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 05:58 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:00 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:00 AM (MAJoQ)
Well as Sun Tzu said
"If you know the enemy and know
yourself you need not fear the resultsof a hundred battles" *it was longer but that's the jest of it...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:02 AM (rOAaB)
Watch it Slap!
Yesterday evening that Ladyl admitted to hanging out with oily thieves, or something like that.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:03 AM (MAJoQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:04 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:03 AM (MAJoQ)
Teej--
Oil of thieves is amazing.
But no one ever listens to me...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:06 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:08 AM (MAJoQ)
If I did the emoji thing I would have put a smiley on the backside of that.
But if you know me at all, you knew that.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:10 AM (MAJoQ)
I listen.
Thieves oil have components that can activate part of a normal immune system. The eucalyptus oil in it can be good for normal lung health.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (Ckg4U)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
I listen.
Thieves oil have components that can activate part of a normal immune system. The eucalyptus oil in it can be good for normal lung health.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
{{{Salty Dog}}}
It really works. For me, anyway...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:13 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DB at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (jg1QG)
Excuse me for a minute while I have a chat with The Big Guy, the one who spoke the universe into existense and showed us what love really is, on Slap's behalf.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (MAJoQ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:15 AM (jg1QG)
Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM (Ckg4U)
But.....we're #1...
We're #1....
https://cbsloc.al/37dv0El
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:18 AM (jg1QG)
Excuse me for a minute while I have a chat with The Big Guy, the one who spoke the universe into existense and showed us what love really is, on Slap's behalf.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:14 AM (MAJoQ)
Thank you. I will do the same.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:18 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Could be fun.
Or not.
We've got about 6 inches of snow starting up in No Ill mid afternoon. Tomorrow....brass monkey warnings
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:19 AM (vd8XM)
Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.
Thank you. It's really more pf a Festung of Debt, but the outsides look serene. We had 5 large doe eating the grass in the front, before the snow fell. I guess we are a deer bed and breakfast joint as well.
A friend of the first owner killed a deer with a shotgun off the deck, so we have that ability.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:20 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:20 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:21 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaughtyPine at January 17, 2020 06:21 AM (/+bwe)
Mornin' NaCly.
My back walk was a sheet of ice at 3:30.
Not thick but enough to be dangerous an it was still coming down.
Thankfully I was told not to come in.
Otherwise I would have called in sick,,, of winter already.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:21 AM (MAJoQ)
When she wakes up I have the kitchen cleaned and organized, so I'll remain positive. It could be organize donations for Goodwill day. We shall see.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:23 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:24 AM (n13/j)
Oh yes...
62 and sunny at arrival yesterday.
Welcome home signs line the main entrance.
A group of us will be making up the barracks rooms for the single guys, and providing home cooked meals in single servings for their fridges.
Mrs VIA is happy and singing.
Just a few more days.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:25 AM (jg1QG)
That's nothing, we're at a azz freezing 5 going up to 11 with abreeze making the feel at 14below...
I'll take your balmy 29
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:25 AM (rOAaB)
Good for you. Relax.
Remember, without our Kansas winters, the chiggers would carry us off, armadillos would overrun the pastures, and the SF homeless would go to Topeka.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:25 AM (u82oZ)
That is so cool! We never had that kind of support. Never.
Your son's squadron ombudsman must be great. Along with the parents and wives and husbands.
Wow. You made my day.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
Thank YOU, Ladyl.
Wherever two or more of you are gathered in His name
There is Love
That was part of a song verse that nailed it.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:28 AM (MAJoQ)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:30 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2020 06:33 AM (jKqap)
I know NaCly.
But the last 15 years, no freezer to fill, no other mouths to feed, no one great at cooking game means no reason to have another 6 weeks of hunting in front of me. I miss the woods,,, and fields.
And after the 25th, at least 5 weeks of no music.
Not even practice.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:35 AM (MAJoQ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Colin
Number 1 in STD's
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:35 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Slapweasel at January 17, 2020 06:36 AM (Ckg4U)
Yes, the family and Sailor support has really done an outstanding job on this one.
And yesterday, they broke the record for the longest Carrier deployment since the Viet Nam war.
Ah well, dispite all the 'Tide pod' and 'Boomer' jokes, the younger generation is doing well
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:36 AM (jg1QG)
Congratulations Baltimore in being number 1, its a great honor, and it
goes along with being the Charm City. Whats it number 1 for, I really
didn't read the reason. I'm sure the Baltimore Sun will crow about this
for days.
Posted by: Colin at January 17, 2020 06:33 AM (jKqap)
crabs? Godawful Natty Boh beer? A Republican Governor that is popular because he doesn't really do anything but be popular?
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:37 AM (n13/j)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 06:37 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:38 AM (rOAaB)
Well, there is always the lounge player at Topeka Presbyterian Manor. You can start a groupies collection.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Prayers ascending for you. We all are living till the dying. And you have given us much.
Be well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:41 AM (u82oZ)
I agree. There is a bit of miseducation and wrong rewards path reinforcement out there, but the foundations are strong.
Nothing like a round the world cruise, with time the the Arabian Sea and the Persian Gulf to make you appreciate how wonderful America is.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:43 AM (u82oZ)
Good morning to you. I now have time for an email to you. I'll get it off before noon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
No...while under the new Statewide education improvement plan (The Kirwin Commission), the State has decided to set the goal of jumping from the middle of the pack in national education standing, not to #1 in the nation, but #1 on the entire planet. All in one 4 Billion dollar unfunded jump.
A lofty, but probably unattainable, and unaffordable goal.
But while the government sets goals in one area, the citizenry has quietly attained another goal.
All without any federal or taxpayer funding.
We have jumped from #6 to #1 in the rate of STDs in the city.
The power of the people!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:45 AM (jg1QG)
Thank you all for invigorating me.
May your day be as bright as your dreams.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:45 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 06:46 AM (/669Q)
I got a whopping three hours of sleep last night.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 05:28 AM
Too much boom boom.
Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 06:46 AM (+mbOC)
Heh, I couldn't do an hour by myself any more.
Besides, Gary goes and treats those places to as good a solo act as there is around here quite often.
My front man has heart big as Texas,,, and Alaska combined.
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (MAJoQ)
So the Senate passed the USMCA bill, a major trade bill with both of our neighboring countries.
It affects a lot of people and businesses.
A big deal. Trump's signature is a formality next week.
And the coverage of this big event by the big 3 news evening shows?
ABC: 0 minutes
NBC: 0 minutes
CBS: 0 minutes
you get to fill in your own comment [here].
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:48 AM (jg1QG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:49 AM (jg1QG)
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:50 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 06:50 AM (/669Q)
The power of the people!"
Posted by Village Idiot's Apprentice
Ah ha must be why our loons decided we needed prostitutionto be legal...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:51 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2020 06:51 AM (4eteu)
NBC: 0 minutes
CBS: 0 minutes
you get to fill in your own comment [here].
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg
CNN
OMG!! We're all going to die from WW3 or 4 or 5 (we lost count) because of this!!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 06:51 AM (vd8XM)
So the Senate passed the USMCA bill, a major trade bill with both of our neighboring countries.
It affects a lot of people and businesses.
A big deal. Trump's signature is a formality next week.
And the coverage of this big event by the big 3 news evening shows?
ABC: 0 minutes
NBC: 0 minutes
CBS: 0 minutes
you get to fill in your own comment [here].
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)
The China deal and USMCA could add a point to the GDP. That is about the size of Switzerland's economy.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
being an ol Jarhead I would agree that no good can come of
mixing mexico and canada into anything....
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:53 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: jsg at January 17, 2020 06:54 AM (4eteu)
they are mostly news readers with jounalism degrees. You see the lady in Iran who quit over government lies recently. Could you imagine anyone at CNN quitting on air over their lies? These people are hired to read lines and if they are earnest they can even be ugly. Wolf Blitzer may have been the dumbest person in the history of Jeopardy.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:55 AM (n13/j)
They will be doing the usual post-deployment stand down and leave period. So we will all return to the greater Baltimore area for a bit.
And one of us wants to visit the two Air and Space museums.
So there is a not small chance that you may get an e-mail from us while in the area.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:56 AM (jg1QG)
Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 06:56 AM (+mbOC)
being an ol Jarhead I would agree that no good can come of
mixing mexico and canada into anything....
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:53 AM (rOAaB)
And now I know what it is without having to search the net.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 06:59 AM (n13/j)
ya I'd have to go with the Don on this one too...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 06:59 AM (rOAaB)
oooooo aaaaaa argh not teef please
A deaf man has reportedly filed a lawsuit against a popular adult video website for alleged rights violations because he says it doesn't provide closed captioning on its videos.
Yaroslav Suris is suing Pornhub, which hosts millions of adult videos, claiming the site's lack of subtitles violates the rights of deaf and hearing impaired under the Americans with Disabilities Act (ADA).
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 06:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 07:01 AM (TdMsT)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2020 07:03 AM (cuot+)
Would a caption of the white supremacy sign (commonly known as OK)with a finger of the other hand going in and out suffice??
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:05 AM (rOAaB)
All socialist progressive big govt actions will fail. And until they fail criminals and cheats will make mockery of the rules.
Medicare and Medicaid cheating and crime is a $200 Billion/year business.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:06 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 06:56 AM (jg1QG)
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Hooray! Fire when ready. I hope all three of you enjoy every minute.
Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 07:07 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 07:07 AM (5IHGB)
Would a caption of the white supremacy sign (commonly known as OK)with a finger of the other hand going in and out suffice??
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:05 AM (rOAaB)
Man could the African Sign Language dude have fun with this.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:08 AM (JFO2v)
No 12pack and your sister in laws phone number?
Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2020 07:10 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Said no man ever at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (4eteu)
Plus, he's still not gonna be able to hear the music, which is always the best part of that stuff.
I mean, from what I've been told.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (jg1QG)
Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM
Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't forget to stretch-out, first.
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (BwQXu)
On "The Ingraham Angle," McSally defended her actions, saying that reporters like Raju "chase Republicans and ask trapping questions."
"I'm a fighter pilot -- I called it like it is," she continued, claiming mainstream media reporters show a double standard in how they approach and question Democratic versus Republican lawmakers:
"They're cheerleading the Democrats [but] they hate the president," McSally said.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:06 AM
So is a Hand of Glory, supposedly.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 17, 2020 07:12 AM (DMUuz)
Which means spousal maintenance chores around the house.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM
Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't forget to stretch-out, first.
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (BwQXu)
Is this the conjugal type visits we will get in the Camps?
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:13 AM (JFO2v)
"They're cheerleading the Democrats [but] they hate the president," McSally said.
"
She's not wrong, you know.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:13 AM (jg1QG)
Posted by: Said no man ever at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (4eteu)
In my day, we read it for the articles.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:14 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Next time, she should start to listen to the question, hold up a finger, and take a phone call. Say things like,
"Where will the air strike take place?"
"There is a conference call with Ukraine at his office? I'll be there"
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 17, 2020 06:16 AM
=====
Is THAT what the kids are calling it these days?
Don't forget to stretch-out, first.
Posted by: Heirloominati at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM
Also consider trying some of the personal decoration items that have been being discussed the last couple of days for an added fillip.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Said no man ever at January 17, 2020 07:11 AM (4eteu)
In my day, we read it for the articles.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:14 AM (n13/j)
I used to hand correct the Penthouse letters for speiling and gramer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: PornHub subtitle at January 17, 2020 07:17 AM (4eteu)
She's 100pct right, how many reporters are going to be chasing after Debbie rat snake and Loretta Lynch over the bombshell allegations the NY Times of all places broke yesterday?
In the immortal words of Dean Wormer, Zero, Point, Zero!
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 17, 2020 07:18 AM (keZH+)
Yea she's covering her 6 and dropping the flares, she know's what the scumbags moves are. They been doing it long enough...
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:18 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:19 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: clutch at January 17, 2020 07:20 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: Quint
Yes a favorite excuse when ma found them under the bed...heeheee
Posted by: beanervt at January 17, 2020 07:20 AM (rOAaB)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (IttZ7)
special mention to The Far Side. I know it is not really a comic book but I loved those.
Posted by: Quint at January 16, 2020
Late reply, but Gary Larson started updating The Far Side's website with daily cartoons from the past, and in some interviews (one with Rolling Stone, for example) talked about possibly drawing more in the future.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (6K3U5)
Morning all...
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:19 AM (cF8AT)
with 2 lines of fine colombian
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (JFO2v)
Or breakfast. Probably a better chance of breakfast.
Be good all
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (JoUsr)
Bottom line is, the Deep State does not give a crap anymore, doing what they gotta do and trucking on.
Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (keZH+)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (IttZ7)
I would rather be in Iowa today. Theres a caucus there in 2 1/2 weeks. Id rather be in New Hampshire, and Nevada, and so forth.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 06:06 AM
--
I saw your comments about that last night, Ladyl. I'd heard of it in the periphery but never looked into what it actually was. Then I saw Young Living's price. That's a steep one! I think I'll look into knock offs and see what they do.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:26 AM (JoUsr)
ayatollah khameini says trump is a "clown" who only pretends to support the iranian people.
interesting that he felt it necessary to combat trump's appeal to iran.
Posted by: mjc at January 17, 2020 07:27 AM (Pg+x7)
If nothing else, Bernie is loyal to those who are loyal to him.
https://bit.ly/30F1FQJ
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (jg1QG)
Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (nonGu)
Side's website with daily cartoons from the past, and in some
interviews (one with Rolling Stone, for example) talked about possibly
drawing more in the future.
Posted by: Grimaldi at January 17, 2020 07:22 AM (6K3U5)
I recall long ago a famous rock star or celebrity known for using illegal substances wondered aloud what Larson was on.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (n13/j)
I saw your comments about that last night, Ladyl. I'd heard of it in the periphery but never looked into what it actually was. Then I saw Young Living's price. That's a steep one! I think I'll look into knock offs and see what they do.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:26 AM (JoUsr)
It's sold under many names. My current bottle is Nature's Shield.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 07:29 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jean at January 17, 2020 07:29 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:30 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2020 07:30 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:31 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2020 07:32 AM (nonGu)
Joe and Mayor Pete could be the only ones that can campaign in Iowa?
Warren, and Bern getting the shaft from the DNC?
Posted by: Picric at January 17, 2020 07:28 AM (nonGu)
Iowa means nothing Yeargghh! New Hampshire is cute too, but SC is the decider.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 07:32 AM (n13/j)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 17, 2020 07:32 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:33 AM (jg1QG)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:34 AM (JFO2v)
Was that during the announcement of Col. Soliamani's death?
I now they seemed to be really dispirited that day.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 17, 2020 07:36 AM (jg1QG)
So about 10% of what taxpayers give PP is sophoned of the Dems.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 17, 2020 07:37 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Politics is a religion to the dopes.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2020 07:38 AM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if you give a damn at January 17, 2020 07:39 AM (0A/Uo)
expression of how somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added:
"It's sacramental. ... It's sacramental."
Posted by: rhennigantx"
Yeah, sort of like black robes in a Satanic ritual.
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2020 07:40 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 17, 2020 07:40 AM (zlgJP)
somberly they are taking this." Chris Matthews added: "It's sacramental.
... It's sacramental."
Sacramental implies sacred, set apart for devotion to God. Holiness. I don't think she meets the standard for sacramental. Maybe mental.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 17, 2020 07:40 AM (lwiT4)
--
That is positively nauseating.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 17, 2020 07:42 AM (JoUsr)
interesting that he felt it necessary to combat trump's appeal to iran.
Posted by: mjc at January 17, 2020 07:27 AM (Pg+x7)
Exactly; he wouldn't be saying that unless he was feeling the heat. Maybe that see you next Tuesday Martha Raddatz can put on her head rag and comfort the old goat.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2020 07:42 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 07:43 AM (JFO2v)
NBC: 0 minutes
CBS: 0 minutes
you get to fill in your own comment [here].
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 17, 2020 06:47 AM (sy5kK)
The good news is that I can honestly say that I do not remember the last time I watched national news on any of those channels. Same goes for everyone else I know here in the real world. (it would have been during GWB's administration, I think)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 07:43 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 07:10 AM (vd8XM)
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My wife and I were watching Carnival Row on Amazon, which, being an Amazon Original, has its share of nekkidness and simulated sex. During one such scene, they tried to be all arty, and had vocals in the background going "Ah Ah Ah..."
My wife likes to have captions on when she's watching tv, and nowadays, they caption every little bit of what's going on, so during this scene, the caption reads "Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah Ah....". I can only imagine what an actual deaf person thinks when reading that.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 17, 2020 07:44 AM (CAJOC)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at January 17, 2020 07:45 AM (muI26)
Posted by: pawn at January 17, 2020 07:45 AM (PveK5)
Posted by: Vic at January 17, 2020 07:46 AM (mpXpK)
not remember the last time I watched national news on any of those
channels. Same goes for everyone else I know here in the real world.
(it would have been during GWB's administration, I think)
Posted by: Tom Servo"
Have you tried recently? I did couple years ago, couldn't take more than 10 minutes. It is mind numbing, worse even than CNN.
Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2020 07:46 AM (MxEKc)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 17, 2020 07:44 AM (CAJOC)
Ask the Gallaudet University porn club.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 17, 2020 07:47 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 07:49 AM (IttZ7)
Waiting for the snow, sleet, ice, freezing rain, rain.
(Pick one weather people...sleet, ice or freezing rain? C'mon!)
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 07:49 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: MK at January 17, 2020 08:36 AM (GJHwM)
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