lol: MSNBC in Talks to Sign Shep Smith; Might Bump Chuck Todd from His 5pm Slot

The NeverTrump hero will be rewarded for his bravery!

CNN is looking to hire him too, reportedly, as are others.

MSNBC is in talks to sign ex-Fox News host Shepard Smith as the network 'considers bumping Chuck Todd from his prime time slot'
Former Fox News host Shepard Smith is being considered for a slot at MSNBC
There has reportedly been discussion to move Chuck Todd's MTP Daily show to a morning segment and place Smith in his 5pm prime time slot
Todd is said to be resisting the possible move by the network
Smith, who was a midday anchor for Fox News, quit the network in October
A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith

Meanwhile...

This is an actual headline on Fox's homepage. We are really living in the dumbest timeline.

"Hogan Gidley: Left seems more upset about Vince Vaughn than Soleimani killing Americans"
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) January 14, 2020

The media was literally writing lyrical eulogies to him.

Posted by: Ace at 04:04 PM

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1 CNN is looking to hire him too, reportedly, as are others.

Knock yourselves out, assholes.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:04 PM (oVJmc)

2 brb reading content

Posted by: CuChulainn at January 15, 2020 04:05 PM (CT57M)

3 LOLGF F Chuck

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2020 04:05 PM (y7DUB)

4 Another reason not to watch PMSNBC, as if I needed one.

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2020 04:05 PM (9dnxb)

5 well in fairness, I spilled some of my coffee this morning. I was exponentially more upset about that than the left is about any dead American soldier.

Posted by: CuChulainn at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (CT57M)

6

Team him with Rachel Madoff for "The Butch & Bitch Power Hour."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (zBaqJ)

7 Also, another show for Fox to beat in the ratings.

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (9dnxb)

8 Brian "Tater" Stelter's lack of self awareness makes me feel bad for the smarter potatoes out there.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (3sOO0)

9 Brian Stelter is more upset about Hogan Gidley and Fox News than Soleimani killing Americans.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (Kpl3J)

10 So will this be like MeAgain with the networks thinking Shepie will bring ratings to them? With any luck they will over pay and he will under perform.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (B06Zw)

11 Todd is resisting?

On what basis, no one is watching his shit.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2020 04:07 PM (LCG6i)

12 What can Shemp bring to MSNBC or CNN that they don't already have? They are already non-stop TDS.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2020 04:07 PM (H9cB7)

13 The problem is, half of Shep's audience was box wine moms and hospice care TV rooms. Who's going to bother to change the channel?

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 15, 2020 04:07 PM (Z1ykJ)

14 For all the smart moves Roger Ailes did, I have no idea why he hired Shemp the twink.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (y7DUB)

15 So will this be like MeAgain with the networks thinking Shepie will bring ratings to them? With any luck they will over pay and he will under perform.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (B06Zw)

It's the MeAgain effect.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (aS1PU)

16 Shep is not a National Treasure.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (xGZ+b)

17 Shep will really be able to let the freak flag fly

Posted by: A dude in MI at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (WhTSP)

18 lol chucktodd. the supply of gaysoyloons went up but the demand remains the same.

Posted by: x at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (nFwvY)

19 Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (/669Q)

20 Just another pathological liar for A-Mess-NBC the Lying Peacock News

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (wGqjj)

21 MSNBC The all gay channel

Posted by: It's me donna at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (6XlcD)

22 Hogan Gidley ain't wrong.

Posted by: Guzalot at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (prSvo)

23 12 What can Shemp bring to MSNBC or CNN that they don't already have? They are already non-stop TDS.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2020 04:07 PM (H9cB7)

For MSNBC, it'll be a newshost with a lot more feminine charms than Rachel Maddow.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (Kpl3J)

24 Australia Breaking: Throat-Cut Koalas!

Posted by: Shemp Smith at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (sWM8x)

25 Shep will fit in at CNN with all the other homosexuals and pedophiles.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (j3npP)

26

I'M SMART! NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS... LIKE DUMB...
I'M SMART AND I WANT RESPECT!

Posted by: Tater tot at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

27 Chuck Todd experiences the career equivalent of surprise anal.

Posted by: Regular joe at January 15, 2020 04:10 PM (6/uwW)

28 Shep is not a National Treasure.

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (xGZ+b)
Nick Cage would just shovel dirt back over him anyway.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 15, 2020 04:10 PM (Z1ykJ)

29 Everyone knows that 5pm is prime car chase time. And Shep loves him some car chase.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:11 PM (3sOO0)

30 This is an actual headline on Fox's homepage. We are really living in the dumbest timeline.

"Hogan Gidley: Left seems more upset about Vince Vaughn than Soleimani killing Americans"

--------------

Agreed - that headline is total BS.

The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than Soleimani killing Americans.

Posted by: SH at January 15, 2020 04:12 PM (sX1BW)

31 16 Shep is not a National Treasure.
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (xGZ+b)

Disagree. We should bury him...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2020 04:12 PM (zBaqJ)

32 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

33 "I report when my panties are wet -- you decide why."

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (cLvUs)

34 Resistin' it here, boss! NTTAWWT.

Posted by: Chuck Todd at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (sWM8x)

35 Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

Posted by: bluebell

On Fox, people may have occasionally left their sets on when he was on, which is more than what the other CNN/MSNBC hosts can claim.

Posted by: Jean at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (LCG6i)

36 Was there any reporting on exactly why Shep left FOX in such a hurry? I seem to recall he was up to his eyeballs in something hanky with his reporting on "OrangeManBad."

Whatever... glad he was able to spend some quality time taint painting.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (3H9h1)

37 He'll be a one eyed ratings monster!!!!

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUs8j)

38 26

I'M SMART! NOT LIKE EVERYBODY SAYS... LIKE DUMB...
I'M SMART AND I WANT RESPECT!
Posted by: Tater tot at January 15, 2020 04:09 PM (aKsyK)

"Plagiarist!"

- - Amy Schumer as Fredo Cuomo

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (zBaqJ)

39 Well Soulimani was leading in the Iowa poll before he got whacked

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (Izzlo)

40
This is an actual headline on Fox's homepage. We are really living in the dumbest timeline.

"Hogan Gidley: Left seems more upset about Vince Vaughn than Soleimani killing Americans"

==============

Well, cause they are.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (zZbCU)

41 Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

For what talking-head news person is this not true? I'm baffled by the pay scale for this job.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (iys0/)

42 Should we start a pool for when his show gets cancelled?

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (nNEcr)

43 I hope they pay him absurd sums of money.

Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (9PapW)

44 41 Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

For what talking-head news person is this not true? I'm baffled by the pay scale for this job.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (iys0/)

=========

MSNBC's ratings will go down.

And Shep will still make 7 figures.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (zZbCU)

45 So, some more Musical Chairs amongst our Marxist Thought-Controllers?

Could someone loan me a shit? Because I'm all out of any to give.

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (fK2gX)

46 19
Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (/669Q)

Leverage against paying current talent more with ever-decreasing ratings.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (1CjJc)

47 The left IS more upset about VV talking to Trump than Solemani killing Americans.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (iBBEC)

48 I'd make that deal in a heartbeat if I were MSNBC. Chuck Todd and Brian Stelter are the stupidest men in news. Shep Smith is a mental giant and a paragon of virtue and honest in comparison to either of them. Pathetic, creepy, stupid and lame as Shep is, he's a step up from either of those neanderthals.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (I2dne)

49
I remember rolling my eyes every time he saidt "G-Block" with the nudge-nudge wink-wink annoying tone.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (zBaqJ)

50 What can Shemp bring to MSNBC or CNN that they don't already have? They are already non-stop TDS.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 15, 2020 04:07 PM (H9cB7)

I think the attraction will be a "conservative" who understands the dangers Trump presents to the world. They don't have a token conservative, and he'd fit the bill nicely. He can back up what everybody else is saying while flying his moby freak flag.

I'm guessing there's going to be a lot of bitter jealousy from a lot of the twitterati. Sadly, you actually have to put the smartphone down and get in front of people if you want to be recognized outside of the twattersphere by normal people.

Unless of course you look exactly like your anime/kitty/doggeh avatar.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (Z1ykJ)

51 Given their spectacular (bad) ratings, MSNBC is looking at yet another reshuffling and clear out of their lineup. Last time douchebags like Donnie Deutsch lost their shows.

Was there any reporting on exactly why Shep left FOX in such a hurry?

Right after getting a new contract, yeah that seems like it would be, I dunno, news.

Probably raping boy underage volunteers or something.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

52 I mean, that headline can apply to pretty much anything.

The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than Obama putting families in cages.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (3sOO0)

53 I long for the wombat thread. Wombats have far more dignity and integrity than Shep. Hell, I imagine they'd be better news readers.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (qhmX5)

54 This was supposed to be MY primetime Television Deal!

Posted by: Jeff Flake at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (tVQUs)

55 48 I'd make that deal in a heartbeat if I were MSNBC. Chuck Todd and Brian Stelter are the stupidest men in news. Shep Smith is a mental giant and a paragon of virtue and honest in comparison to either of them. Pathetic, creepy, stupid and lame as Shep is, he's a step up from either of those neanderthals.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (I2dne)

And then there's the shambling human knockwurst Joy Reid.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (zBaqJ)

56 The look on Chuckles Toad's gopher face when he found out he was getting bumped for Shep! Had to be epic!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (iBBEC)

57 The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than Obama bombing a hospital.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (3sOO0)

58 Who is this Shemp Smith?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (BiNEL)

59 Good, I don't watch him anyway

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (ZCEU2)

60 51 Right after getting a new contract, yeah that seems like it would be, I dunno, news.

Probably raping boy underage volunteers or something.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:15 PM (KZzsI)

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It coincided with some leaks or rumors dealing with the Steele dossier.

I think Fox found out that Shep shopped it around, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (zZbCU)

61 Does MSNBC have an onsite bath house?

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (qhmX5)

62 Could someone loan me a shit? Because I'm all out of any to give.

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (fK2gX)

Aren't you in the Bay Area? I though they were FREE, Take One.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (1CjJc)

63 Welcome to The Blood Out of My Whatever Report.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (MUs8j)

64 >39
Well Soulimani was leading in the Iowa poll before he got whacked

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (Izzlo)

How could he not be? Besides being a heartthrob, he had the soul of a poet. And all this despite his austere religious scholarly-ness.

Posted by: Shemp at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (sjdRT)

65 The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than the recent killings in [insert gun control touting liberal city here].

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (3sOO0)

66 What can Shemp bring to MSNBC or CNN that they don't already have? They are already non-stop TDS.

"You know I used to work for far-right news station Fox, but even I could not take the evils of Donald Trump and finally was drummed out for speaking TRUTH TO POWER..."
Shep Smith every time he opens his mouth on MSNBC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (KZzsI)

67 >>And then there's the shambling human knockwurst Joy Reid.

She'll get along great with shep. She loves fags.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (uznOh)

68 58 Who is this Shemp Smith?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (BiNEL)

Bowl haircut. The unfunny one on Fox.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (qhmX5)

69 If Smith signs with MSNBC is he bringing The Cube with him?

And by The Cube I mean his big ass square head.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (m45I2)

70 43 I hope they pay him absurd sums of money.

Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (9PapW)

Yeah I mean how is this not going to end up like MeAgain? Once a deal gets inked look for an article about how he'll be on double secret probation because he worked at Fox News. Eventually he'll violate some minor rule concerning wrong think and the knives will come out.

MeAgain fucked up big time and she's a lot smarter than this retard. He'll mess up for sure.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (j3npP)

71 The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than Obama bombing a hospital.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (3sOO0)

We may not have much integrity, but we have plenty of priorities!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM (BiNEL)

72 Joe Besser > Shemp Smith

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (Izzlo)

73 The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than Elizabeth Warren using affirmative action to get ahead.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (3sOO0)

74 Shep might transition on MSNBC. Not even joking

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (sdctx)

75 Wait, since when is 5 p.m. prime time?

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

76 Well. Enjoy getting up at 3:00 a.m. Chuck! Congrats! I am sure all 7 viewers are ecstatic! LOLGF.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (iBBEC)

77 Stelter creeps me out - that smile, he's not human.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)

78 >>Wait, since when is 5 p.m. prime time?

Prime Time News

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (uznOh)

79
If Shep is smart, he'll treat this gig a a brief, one-time windfall in the short interval before he's let go.

When 86 time comes, the network will 'find something.' They always do.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (pqBrO)

80 "Oh I just think he's dreamy!"
--Blue haired great-grannies

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (KZzsI)

81 77 Stelter creeps me out - that smile, he's not human.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)

Looks like a Carnival attraction.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (qhmX5)

82 12m
#MarketWrap Major indexes close higher, with the DOW closing above 29,000 for the first time ever.

DOW +0.32% at 29,030

NASDAQ +0.08% at 9,258

S&P 500 +0.14% at 3,289

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (BqBId)

83

The media was literally writing lyrical eulogies to him.

________

Nina Burleigh fantasized about killing herself so she could suck Salmonella's c*ck in hell.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (cLvUs)

84 5pm Front Hole Report with Shep

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (sdctx)

85 >>What can Shemp bring to MSNBC or CNN that they don't already have?

An express elevator to the subterranean cellar of poor ratings - right now MSNBC and CNN are only on the local elevator to those depths.

Posted by: Boswell at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (32YRo)

86 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

87 The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than a Democrat governor wearing blackface

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (KZzsI)

88 Well Soulimani was leading in the Iowa poll before he got whacked

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (Izzlo)

How could he not be? Besides being a heartthrob, he had the soul of a poet. And all this despite his austere religious scholarly-ness.

Posted by: Shemp at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM

Yea, he was religious as fuck.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (iBBEC)

89 Brian Stelter: Human Joke Butt

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (Zz0t1)

90 >>#MarketWrap Major indexes close higher, with the DOW closing above 29,000 for the first time ever

That OrangeMadMan.

He's killed us ALL!

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (uznOh)

91 75 Wait, since when is 5 p.m. prime time?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (mf5HN)

Early Bird News Hour.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (qhmX5)

92 Does MSNBC have an onsite bath house?

It does now.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (HaL55)

93 62 Could someone loan me a shit? Because I'm all out of any to give.

Posted by: zombie at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (fK2gX)

Aren't you in the Bay Area? I though they were FREE, Take One.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (1CjJc)

They're soaking in it.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (NWiLs)

94
MSNBC's ratings will go down.

And Shep will still make 7 figures.

And then Shep will go down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

95 Welcome to THE DOCK

I'm Shep Smith

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (uznOh)

96 Welcome to Marginally Better Than Eating Cat Shit While Poking Yourself in the Eye with Shepard Smith.

With Shepard Smith.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (MUs8j)

97 Shep has that tranny rage going for him.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (sdctx)

98 Aren't you in the Bay Area? I though they were FREE, Take One.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:16 PM (1CjJc)
Ding! Ding! Ding!
SF Justice
Pinch a loaf on the sidewalk: Verbal warning. Steal $950 worth of stuff out of a store: Verbal warning. Smash a car window: Verbal warning. Take somebody's wallet without physically assaulting them: Verbal warning. Hand somebody a plastic straw at a restaurant: First offense $1k fine and up to 72 hours jail time.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (Z1ykJ)

99 Wait, since when is 5 p.m. prime time?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM

Ever been in a restaurant at 4:00 p.m. in Fort Lauderdale?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (iBBEC)

100 telter creeps me out - that smile, he's not human.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)

Looks like a Carnival attraction.
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (qhmX5)

Put a bowler and a bow tie on him and he looks like a geek painted on the side of an amusement palace on the Jersey sore in the '20's....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (CqE5x)

101 @brianstelter
This is an actual headline on Fox's homepage. We are really living in the dumbest timeline.

"Hogan Gidley: Left seems more upset about Vince Vaughn than Soleimani killing Americans"
++++++++++++
Uhh, tater. Have a seat, buddy. We need to talk about words and how to read them. You have a teleprompter, so I assume the mechanics of this will go quickly - just a refresher.

Now, let me blow your mind: words mean things. They aren't just noises.

Pipe down, tater. Let me finish.

Words have meaning. The represent things. Sometimes they represent objects (those are called nouns, by the way, but let's not go nuts) and sometimes they represent feelings and sometimes they represent actions.

I said pipe down. There will time for questions later.

The words used by the press during the aftermath of Salami's death and after Al Baghdadi's death showed that they were sad. Like you are when someone takes your donuts away.

That's enough, tater. Pay attention. I won't have your back-talk!

The words used by the press about Vince Vaughan showed that were angry. Like you are when Tucker Carlson sends you donuts.

Do you understand, tater? Do you understand the headline now? The person who wrote it used "upset" - a feeling word - in a way you didn't expect. She knows you're upset about Salami's death. She's talking about how you feel about your countrymen dying. The basis of her observation is something called an "inference" - she is filling in the blanks by looking at what you *didn't* say about the event.

Do you understand? Tater? TATER!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (I2dne)

102 If Shep bumping off Chuck Todd from his MSNBC slot gives me a schadenboner, is that ghey?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (NWiLs)

103 Maddow & Smith: Butch and the Bitch

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (oVJmc)

104 A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith

Oooo, I hope they don't catch me and make me do naughty things.

...Sheppy...

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (vd8XM)

105
81 77 Stelter creeps me out - that smile, he's not human.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM (e284m)

Looks like a Carnival attraction.
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:19 PM (qhmX5)

---

The Boy-Faced Dog.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (pqBrO)

106 98 Pinch a loaf on the sidewalk: Verbal warning. Steal $950 worth of stuff out of a store: Verbal warning. Smash a car window: Verbal warning. Take somebody's wallet without physically assaulting them: Verbal warning. Hand somebody a plastic straw at a restaurant: First offense $1k fine and up to 72 hours jail time.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (Z1ykJ)

==========

Heist movies lost their edge once they started setting them in modern day San Francisco.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 15, 2020 04:21 PM (zZbCU)

107 I NEVER forgot Shemp and Jerry Rivers tooling around in a pontoon boat after that hurricane (in Louisiana I think) and both of them carrying on like George Bush was refusing to rescue people. He should have been struck by lightning over that lie. He will be a curse for whichever channel signs him.

Posted by: Miss Marple at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (UZiYw)

108 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

A multi-day state of emergency in case someone wants to come early and stay late!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (BiNEL)

109 Has anyone actually seen Tater Stelter and Shemp Smith in the same room? Hmmm?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (RD7QR)

110 TOP OR BOTTOM

with Shepard Smith

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (uznOh)

111 Chuck Todd is a baby wombat.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (v0R5T)

112 The problem is, half of Shep's audience was box wine moms and hospice care TV rooms.

*********

That would make me want to hasten the process.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (m45I2)

113 This Shep fellow better not try to muscle in on that Maddow fellow's territory is all I can say.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (hLRSq)

114 And then Shep will go down.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (oVJmc)

Like he hasn't. Many times.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (j3npP)

115 Welcome to Smell the Taint... with Shepard Smith. I'm Shepard Smith.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (MUs8j)

116 There is going to be a fight between him and Rachel Maddow over who gets to use the women's dressing room.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (YslsA)

117 Shep is not a National Treasure.
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (xGZ+b)

Homophobe.

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

118 5pm The PReP with Shep

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:23 PM (sdctx)

119 MSNBC reminds me of HLN. I used to watch a lot of it when I was sick, its 90% reruns of Forensic Files which is a really interesting, informative show and its been on for ages so there's rarely a repeat. They'd have ads for their latest big time investigative show, usually starring one of their subnormal IQ anchors doing his special "investigative reporting" FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!

Every week or two, it would be a different one, because the last one was canceled for nearly total lack of interest.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:23 PM (KZzsI)

120 108
Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive
order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists"
(i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this
week.

Lunatic.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

A multi-day state of emergency in case someone wants to come early and stay late!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar

Northam really knows how to make himself popular, doesn't he.

Posted by: pep at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (T6t7i)

121 ...and now, The Bath House Report.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (uznOh)

122 The View, Of Shep Smith. Is up next on, Shep's View!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (iBBEC)

123 5pm Fingering the Pulse with Shep

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (3sOO0)

124 99 Wait, since when is 5 p.m. prime time?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2020 04:18 PM

Ever been in a restaurant at 4:00 p.m. in Fort Lauderdale?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (iBBEC)

Not joking, alex and Minn, 5 pm slot it when the Old Ones catch the News. It's News, off to Ruby Tuesday's, done eating by 6 pm, back in the house. In bed before 10.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (qhmX5)

125 The words used by the press during the aftermath of Salami's death and after Al Baghdadi's death showed that they were sad. Like you are when someone takes your donuts away.
----------------------------------------------------------------
Sure, they were sad because they feared that Trump would get accolades and a bump in the polls for offing them.
If they had to sound like they were upset at the deaths themselves, well that just goes with the territory....

Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (CqE5x)

126 Welcome to Serious You Guys... with Shepard Smith.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (MUs8j)

127 Welcome to THE DOCK

I'm Shep Smith

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:20 PM (uznOh)

Bath House News
with Shemp Smith

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:25 PM (BiNEL)

128 The freaking Kardashians have more labor worth than Shep Smith as well as any other news reader.

I don't understand why these people and that job is valued so high.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:25 PM (qcIWB)

129 Looking Sideways with Shemp

Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 15, 2020 04:25 PM (UdCe2)

130 Well no, I wouldn't use Shemp Smith as a condom to rape a mountain lion. That would be ghey.

Posted by: John Bolton's Mustache at January 15, 2020 04:25 PM (sWM8x)

131 >Not joking, alex and Minn, 5 pm slot it when the Old
Ones catch the News. It's News, off to Ruby Tuesday's, done eating by 6
pm, back in the house. In bed before 10.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (qhmX5)

My lawn. Remove thyself from it.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 15, 2020 04:25 PM (sjdRT)

132 Sure, they were sad because they feared that Trump would get accolades and a bump in the polls for offing them.
If they had to sound like they were upset at the deaths themselves, well that just goes with the territory....
Posted by: JoeF. at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++
Their sadness was real. They were very upset that an enemy of the United States was destroyed. They aren't sad about that enemy's killing of Americans or his subversion of American interests.

But his death? Yeah, that upset them.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 15, 2020 04:25 PM (I2dne)

133 All
In
Daring
Statements

w/ Sheppard Smith

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

134 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

So what does that mean, he can suspend the First Amendment as well as the Second?

Posted by: josephistan at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (Izzlo)

135 How about Vanity and Gnomes. Does that one scan?

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (MUs8j)

136 A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith
..........

Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

137 I can't stand Shep, but I think I hate Chuck Toad even more. I bet he cried like a little bitch when he found out his gopher face was going to have to be in makeup by 3:30 a.m. LOLGF. Don't worry Chuck, someone will watch.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (iBBEC)

138 'Join me while I peel back the foreskin of Today's Events.'

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (uznOh)

139 done eating by 6

pm, back in the house. In bed before 10.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (qhmX5)

I am glad I live the exciting life of a 29 year old.

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (1CjJc)

140 off to Ruby Tuesday's, done eating by 6 pm, back in the house. In bed before 10.
Posted by: tubal a

Hey!!!

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (vd8XM)

141 121 ...and now, The Bath House Report.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (uznOh)

127 I swear there is a hive mind at work!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (BiNEL)

142 Shep? Old school transvestite. Bet you anything he loves to play dress up. But likes his parts.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (qhmX5)

143 Welcome to Cannibalism in the Superdome - Day 4,287 of our long national nightmare. I'm Shepard Smith.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:27 PM (m45I2)

144 126 Welcome to Serious You Guys... with Shepard Smith.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (MUs8j)

LOL

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 15, 2020 04:27 PM (j3npP)

145 both of them carrying on like George Bush was refusing to rescue people.
------
In fairness, W. did not PERSONALLY rescue anyone.

Posted by: Undocumented at January 15, 2020 04:27 PM (5NMZN)

146 136
A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith

..........

Bunch of Homos.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 04:26 PM (v0R5T)

I believe the proper collective noun is assload.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:27 PM (1CjJc)

147 6

Team him with Rachel Madoff for "The Butch & Bitch Power Hour."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (zBaqJ)

Give me that boy, he needs training. ✋

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 04:27 PM (9v1sv)

148 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

They act like they live in terror of an armed uprising, but keep taking actions that prompt one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

149 Yep. Florida. God's waiting room.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (iBBEC)

150 Not joking, alex and Minn, 5 pm slot it when the Old Ones catch the News. It's News, off to Ruby Tuesday's, done eating by 6 pm, back in the house. In bed before 10.
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (qhmX5)

Go on . . . .

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

151 I expect Shemp to get an endorsement deal for water proof mascara

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (KNsKs)

152 Posted at 4:04.. why no 404 error huh.

Must be special.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (HU45H)

153 Someone send Michael Moore's Iran apology to that bald fat fuck.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (qcIWB)

154 Sure sounds like Gov Blackface wants to see if Lexington and Concord was a one off and won't happen again.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 04:29 PM (ZCEU2)

155 CHIMPTATO STRIKES AGAIN!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 15, 2020 04:29 PM (wtvvX)

156 They act like they live in terror of an armed uprising, but keep taking actions that prompt one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Next? All lights to be turned off by 6 PM

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2020 04:29 PM (vd8XM)

157 148 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

They act like they live in terror of an armed uprising, but keep taking actions that prompt one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

Gonna be interesting to see if the popo cooperate in setting up Charlottesville traps for peaceful protestors!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:29 PM (BiNEL)

158 I can't stand Shep, but I think I hate Chuck Toad even more. I bet he
cried like a little bitch when he found out his gopher face was going to
have to be in makeup by 3:30 a.m. LOLGF. Don't worry Chuck, someone
will watch.

His face is just so puffy then.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (HaL55)

159 Old ones eating at 5?Try 3:30-4:00

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (KNsKs)

160 148 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

They act like they live in terror of an armed uprising, but keep taking actions that prompt one.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (KZzsI)

No, sweetheart, it's a power play. After we run the national guard up their ass we're free to run it up yours.

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (9v1sv)

161 "And now, the retht of the thtory"
--Shep's tagline

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (KZzsI)

162 Heh.

When his Lefty friends ditch him in a couple months, he can go and angle for scraps with his old pal Megyn, and then get blasted on box wine with each other while they write entries in their washed out media whore slam book.

Fags.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (EQRLd)

163 32 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

-------

It is going to be Charlottesville 2.0

The State Cops will purposefully push the Pro-2A protesters and the Antifa Counterprotesters together to start a riot.
The Northam Democrat allies will have people in the 2A crowd purposefully starting violence and even yelling Racist Crap to make the 2A people look like bad.

Stay far away.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (+0uDE)

164
The Tip Calculator

with Shepard Smith

Posted by: This is CNN at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (h5TKJ)

165 159 Old ones eating at 5?Try 3:30-4:00
---
When I meet my parents for dinner it's usually at 3:30.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (sWM8x)

166 Because that's what we need, more Gaylords on TV.

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

167 That stick in the eye is gonna cost them a fortune...

Posted by: Builder Berg at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (IK9nN)

168 Shep Smith: The thinking man's Keith Olbermann

Posted by: Azathoth at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (tgcb0)

169 Breaking news at the bottom of the hour...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (NWiLs)

170 Brian Stetler tweet is a picture perfect illustration of his own observation.

Posted by: Decaf at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (xarPm)

171 No, sweetheart, it's a power play. After we run the national guard up their ass we're free to run it up yours.
Posted by: Rachel

"Dude, we already told you we wouldn't follow those orders."
--Virginia National Guard

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

172 I love big, fat, juicy cocks in my ass then in my mouth.

Posted by: Sheppy Smith at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (VKSrJ)

173 Dear Diary-

Got a job offer from MSNBC today. They're totes dreamy!!!

Shep

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (m45I2)

174 The schlepper will fit right in at either cnn or msnbc.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (85Gof)

175 Left unsaid - anything actually and factually incorrect with the Fox New headline Tater references

Posted by: DocJ at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (DU2N9)

176 65 The Left was more upset about Vince Vaughn than the recent killings in [insert gun control touting liberal city here].
Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:17 PM

That's not true at all! They care lots about students being killed at schools...just not black/brown people killing each other. Seems kinda racist...

Posted by: Grimaldi at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (zniH6)

177 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Remember the example of all those Dutch (?) farmers bringing the capital cities to a standstill...

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

178 165 159 Old ones eating at 5?Try 3:30-4:00
---
When I meet my parents for dinner it's usually at 3:30.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (sWM8x)

Good Lord. My folks are in their 70s but still eat dinner at normal times.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

179 I sure hope there is a stable genius at this impeachment trail who will direct and make the left look like fools with this absurd trial

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (85Gof)

180 Cumming Up. With Shep Smith.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (iBBEC)

181 Shep is a fairly frequent commentator here, and that will hopefully earn him some respect, if not love, in the end.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (/FMDH)

182 159
Old ones eating at 5?Try 3:30-4:00

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (KNsKs)

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Hans Moleman at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (IttZ7)

183 I believe the proper collective noun is assload.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:27 PM (1CjJc)

Yes. "Parade", while technically correct, is considered deprecated.

Posted by: The MLA at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (6FeV1)

184 New Epstein lawsuit but the AG of the Virgin Islands for sex trafficking. Lawsuit is embedded at the bottom the of the article.

https://tinyurl.com/ssfu9ze

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (ZLI7S)

185 150 Not joking, alex and Minn, 5 pm slot it when the Old Ones catch the News. It's News, off to Ruby Tuesday's, done eating by 6 pm, back in the house. In bed before 10.
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:24 PM (qhmX5)

Go on . . . .
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 15, 2020 04:28 PM (mf5HN)

You ever been to South Florida, my Queen? After 8, it's all like where the hell IS everyone? Did we freaking Rapture, or what? Oh, you mean ME?? I'm up every night binge watching or reading till 1 am.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (qhmX5)

186 NewsProbe with Shep Smith

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (oVJmc)

187 >>Good Lord. My folks are in their 70s but still eat dinner at normal times.

Looks like someone missed the earlybird special...

must be nice.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (uznOh)

188 163 32 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

-------

It is going to be Charlottesville 2.0

The State Cops will purposefully push the Pro-2A protesters and the Antifa Counterprotesters together to start a riot.
The Northam Democrat allies will have people in the 2A crowd purposefully starting violence and even yelling Racist Crap to make the 2A people look like bad.

Stay far away.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (+0uDE)

Some 350lb land whale will have a heart attack and the closest conservative white male will get 400 years in prison.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (sdctx)

189 Team him with Rachel Madoff for "The Butch & Bitch Power Hour."

********

Those two have less than 3 inches of penis combined.

(Sorry, Grandma)

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (m45I2)

190 So when they company email says "So-and-So has gone on to other endeavors" does that mean "we wish him well" or "security escorted him out with their hands on their sidearms"?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (RD7QR)

191 163 157

I no longer trust der VA StaatsPolizei. I think this will be orchestrated to turn out badly!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (BiNEL)

192 Shep's first day at CNN.

STETLER'S EATING PIROGIES IN THE BREAK ROOM!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (1CjJc)

193 So let me try to understand something. If you move to CA and live on the streets you get Welfare.

You also can steal up to $949.99 a day and not get anything more then a talking to.

So a street person could in fact clear by "working" five days a week for a year around a quarter a million dollars?

OK that assumes you get retail for what you stole bet still.

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (B06Zw)

194 Chuck Todd will be spreading his cheeks for Shep to get an appearance.

There is a God.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (3inwt)

195 31) 16 Shep is not a National Treasure.
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (xGZ+b)

Disagree. We should bury him...

J.J. Sefton, I believe we are actually in accord...(said in a Pirate Barbosa voiceover)
---------------
117) Shep is not a National Treasure.
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (xGZ+b)

Homophobe.

Silly me- I read that as "Homoprobe"...

Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (NmR1a)

196 >>Go on . . . .

Then it's up again, at 3:45, to check on the lawn.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (uznOh)

197 Remember the example of all those Dutch (?) farmers bringing the capital cities to a standstill...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (oVJmc)

Claas-y.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (6FeV1)

198 178 165 159 Old ones eating at 5?Try 3:30-4:00
---
When I meet my parents for dinner it's usually at 3:30.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (sWM8x)

Good Lord. My folks are in their 70s but still eat dinner at normal times.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:32 PM (NWiLs)

??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (qhmX5)

199 171 No, sweetheart, it's a power play. After we run the national guard up their ass we're free to run it up yours.
Posted by: Rachel

"Dude, we already told you we wouldn't follow those orders."
--Virginia National Guard

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (KZzsI)

Talk is cheap. I' looking forward to the nut cutting.

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (9v1sv)

200 Tater is quite familiar with the concept of "dumbest". He's the walking embodiment of the concept. Calling Stelter a moron is an insult to all morons.

Posted by: Comanche Voter at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (NvbIF)

201 >>>10 So will this be like MeAgain with the networks thinking Shepie will bring ratings to them? With any luck they will over pay and he will under perform.

Shep Smith was always a nothing, just a Timeslot Hit!

Posted by: Guy Who Used to be a 1970s Network TV Programmer at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (PbpT7)

202 ??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (qhmX5)

Afternoon tea.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:35 PM (NWiLs)

203 I still frequently eat after 9 or 10 and don't go to bed until 12 or so. The earlier I go to bed the sooner wake up to go to hell...I mean work.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:35 PM (qcIWB)

204 I see Stetler is still eating chocolate cake for breakfast and huffing Zucker's sweaty ass farts.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (3inwt)

205 Drag Queen News Hour

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (oVJmc)

206 "8 Brian "Tater" Stelter's lack of self awareness makes me feel bad for the smarter potatoes out there.

Posted by: Flyguy at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (3sOO0) "

This.

And the hybridization process was showing such promise for a while there ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (zlgJP)

207 Shep Smith is a creepy, effeminate, lying, hack. He'll blend right in with CNN or MSNBC.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (2ma86)

208 ??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal

around here they call it the LuAnn Platter

Posted by: x at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (nFwvY)

209 Stay far away.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM (+0uDE)

Yep. Best to make Blackface's emergency proclamation look ridiculous, with only their agent provocateurs showing up.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (1CjJc)

210 ?? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal

First dinner

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (vd8XM)

211 I thought a Shep was something you gave dog food.

Posted by: Here Shep come get your dinner here Shep at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (UFsY2)

212 A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith
.........

He's never felt so attractive!

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (v0R5T)

213 Old ones eating at 5?Try 3:30-4:00
Posted by: steevy

---

I had to put down my folk to write this you whippersnapper!!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (Y4EXg)

214 198
??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

second breakfast

Posted by: Hobbitses at January 15, 2020 04:36 PM (sGtp+)

215 188 163 32 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

-------

It is going to be Charlottesville 2.0

The State Cops will purposefully push the Pro-2A protesters and the Antifa Counterprotesters together to start a riot.
The Northam Democrat allies will have people in the 2A crowd purposefully starting violence and even yelling Racist Crap to make the 2A people look like bad.

Stay far away.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM

...

just reading about this now. I think you're right.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (PbpT7)

216
??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM

Linner!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (iBBEC)

217 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (qhmX5)

Lunner

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (BiNEL)

218 STETLER'S EATING PIROGIES IN THE BREAK ROOM!

*******

I believe a pirogies are also known as baby wombats.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (m45I2)

219 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Yeah I'm sure hobbits have a word for it.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (KZzsI)

220 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Strip club buffet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (wCmLp)

221 Mishum sidebar blather says: "Rep. Adam Schiff to pull ... more impeachment surprises to come? Yawn."

How is this dufus a "blogger" again?

Posted by: Jerry Jeudy at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (sKZ8P)

222 Ace : What the hell is ... a meal?

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (uznOh)

223 The State Cops will purposefully push the Pro-2A protesters and the Antifa Counterprotesters together to start a riot.
The Northam Democrat allies will have people in the 2A crowd purposefully starting violence and even yelling Racist Crap to make the 2A people look like bad.

Hell it worked in Charlottesville

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (KZzsI)

224 221 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Strip club buffet.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (wCmLp)

Lolol!

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (qhmX5)

225 You've got to eat by 3:30 in order to get home in time for a pre-bedtime nap.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (m45I2)

226 A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith
Of course! They know he comes with a fanatically loyal following of silver haired ladies, like Liberace had.

Posted by: kallisto at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (DJFLF)

227 Dinner at 3
Supper at 8

Posted by: Satan at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (VKSrJ)

228 Shep's first contract demand: He wants the office right next to Matt Lauer at 30 Rock.

Second demand: If a Lauer-adjacent office is no longer available, then a cottage on Lauer's estate.

Third demand: Surprise him!

Posted by: Shep's Agent at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (hdzef)

229 >>>226 You've got to eat by 3:30 in order to get home in time for a pre-bedtime nap.
Posted by: Muldoon

I would like to know all of your wisdom.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (PbpT7)

230 SCOTUS should look at Virginia and take a bow.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (3inwt)

231 215 That is fourth breakfast. It is after lunchies.

Posted by: Tolkien at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (UFsY2)

232 Expect several Totes Really Nazis stirring up trouble there.

Posted by: ... at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (MUs8j)

233 I believe a pirogies are also known as baby wombats.
Posted by: Muldoon

I thought it was a dug out canoe

Posted by: Bruce at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (vd8XM)

234 A source claimed that CNN as well as a 'number of networks' are pursuing Smith

And that source was Shep Smith.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (oVJmc)

235 An early dinner, some Golden Girls, catch the late news at 9:00, bed time!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (iBBEC)

236 Why do all of the doorknobs smell like Shep Smith's ass?

Posted by: MSNBC Janitor in 2021 at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (PbpT7)

237 19
Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

Posted by: bluebell at January 15, 2020 04:08 PM (/669Q)
You're the wrong demo. The old ladies love him.

Posted by: kallisto at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (DJFLF)

238 Breakfast
Second breakfast
Elevensies
Luncheon
Afternoon tea
Dinner
Supper

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (NWiLs)

239 231 SCOTUS should look at Virginia and take a bow.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (3inwt)

SCCJ Robberts is proud of his work!

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (BiNEL)

240 236 An early dinner, some Golden Girls, catch the late news at 9:00, bed time!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (iBBEC)

( Snort)

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (qhmX5)

241 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Bourbon?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (iBBEC)

242 I hate that wall-eyed fuckwagon more than any other television "personality".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2020 04:40 PM (6FeV1)

243 ??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM (qhmX5)
..........

afternoon snack.

Posted by: Michael Moore at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (v0R5T)

244
All
News
All
Lives

w/ Sheppard Smith

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (Zz0t1)

245 225
221 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Strip club buffet.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (wCmLp)

Lolol!

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (qhmX5)

I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

246 The news from the back side with Shepard Smitg

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (ZCEU2)

247 >>>242 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

"Dinner."

Posted by: Your Grandma at the Golden Corral at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (PbpT7)

248 "217
??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM

Linner!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (iBBEC) "

Beg to differ.

Dunch.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (zlgJP)

249 One square only, Horde.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (/FMDH)

250 Does anyone besides me think all this gun control stuff in Virginia is about setting up a buffer around DC because the denizens of DC are afraid of the citizens of this great country?

Posted by: huerfano at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (9dnxb)

251 246

Lolol!

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (qhmX5)

I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

Anymore, not so much.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (qhmX5)

252 Shep's first contract demand: He wants the office right next to Matt Lauer at 30 Rock.

Second demand: If a Lauer-adjacent office is no longer available, then a cottage on Lauer's estate.

Third demand: Surprise him!

Posted by: Shep's Agent at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM (hdzef)

You forgot the unlimited guyliner expense account.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (q1Pj5)

253 I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

Authentic clam chowder.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

254 246�225�
221 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?�

Strip club buffet.�

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (wCmLp)�

Lolol!�

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:38 PM (qhmX5)�

I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

I'll have the fish...

Posted by: Satan at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (VKSrJ)

255 Why is Shep such a hot commodity? I fail to see the attraction.

Posted by: bluebell

You're the wrong demo. The old ladies love him.
Posted by: kallisto

He's the grandson who sucks up to grandma.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (MjyI6)

256 I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

On Tuesdays, you get a complimentary dance if you get an RCH.

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (BiNEL)

257 If there's a slot involved, Shep is interested.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (4e+hS)

258 I hope that McConnell spends the first 10-15 minutes of each day of the first week or two of the impeachment giving a filibuster about what a monumentally important and urgent undertaking this is...and then adjourns for the day. Maybe mix it up by informing the Democrats that hearsay isn't admissible, or praising them for making such an airtight case that no further witnesses are needed, or just fulsome full-hearted false praise of Nancy, Nadler, the Pencilneck, Biden, and Mittens. But always adjourning before the Dums get a sound bite in.

Posted by: Downcast at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (+Q9OX)

259 With any luck they will over pay and he will under perform.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM (B06Zw)

---------------

Wasn't this what why Fox let him go?

Posted by: Decaf at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (xarPm)

260 >>>221 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Strip club buffet.

...

It's a buffet. All the elite orgies have buffets.

Posted by: Frank Reynolds of the Philadelphia Sexual Elite at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (PbpT7)

261 I'll have the fish...

Posted by: Satan at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (VKSrJ)

Skip the fish tacos.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (1CjJc)

262 You've got to eat by 3:30 in order to get home in time for a pre-bedtime nap.
Posted by: Muldoon

I would like to know all of your wisdom.
Posted by: ace

********

Sadly, that one comment is pretty much the extent of it.

But it's a philosophy that has carried me this far, I won't abandon it now.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (m45I2)

263 181 Shep is a fairly frequent commentator here, and that will hopefully earn him some respect, if not love, in the end.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (/FMDH)

If he wants love in the end he should go to the bathhouse.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2020 04:43 PM (hLRSq)

264 3:30 is Solvent Green time

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM (OmM+g)

265 249 "217
??? What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM
Linner!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (iBBEC) "
Beg to differ.
Dunch.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (zlgJP)

Lunner

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM (BiNEL)

266 With any luck they will over pay and he will under perform.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM

This really is the story of Barack Hussein Obama.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM (iBBEC)

267 Don't knock the all you can eat strip club sushi bar.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM (sdctx)

268 Does anyone besides me think all this gun control stuff in Virginia is about setting up a buffer around DC because the denizens of DC are afraid of the citizens of this great country?

No. It is the natural outcome of installing actual leftists in the government. They want a war. I say we give them one

Posted by: Parker Longbaugh at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM (UFsY2)

269 216 188 163 32 Virginia Governor Blackface Northam has just issued an executive order declaring a state of emergency because some "white nationalists" (i.e., pro-gun groups) are planning a rally at the state capital this week.

Lunatic.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

-------

It is going to be Charlottesville 2.0

The State Cops will purposefully push the Pro-2A protesters and the Antifa Counterprotesters together to start a riot.
The Northam Democrat allies will have people in the 2A crowd purposefully starting violence and even yelling Racist Crap to make the 2A people look like bad.

Stay far away.
Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:30 PM

...

just reading about this now. I think you're right.
Posted by: ace

I'd like to think people won't fall for Charlottesville redux but yea, this is how it's going to play out. The MSM already has the stories written and ready to go.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (2ma86)

270 Because that's what we need, more Gaylords on TV.
Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

------------------

If the media were representative of the general population you could be forgiven for thinking that straight people are in the minority.

Posted by: Decaf at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (xarPm)

271 Oh wait. I have one more bit of wisdom. I approach every encounter with TV, entertainment or the media by prefacing it with "I'm not in their target demograpshic."

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (m45I2)

272 Posted by: Muldoon

=====

I would like to know all of your wisdom.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:39 PM

You're gonna need a bigger set of shelves.

Posted by: Chief Brody at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (/FMDH)

273 Of all the strip club sushi bars in the world and she has to walk in to mine!

Posted by: Rick Blaine at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (q1Pj5)

274 A 3:30 pm meal is 1st dinner or pre course

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (ZCEU2)

275 Don't knock the all you can eat strip club sushi bar.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM

Remember the craze a few years back where you could go sit at a table and eat sushi off a naked Asian model. Good grief we've slid so far down the hill.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (iBBEC)

276 I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

Authentic clam chowder.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

This place is always good for a laugh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (M+Lyo)

277 I'd like to think people won't fall for Charlottesville redux but yea, this is how it's going to play out. The MSM already has the stories written and ready to go.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2020 04:45 PM (2ma86)

Just like Charlottesville. Nobody got shot but they had all their anti-gun pieces ready to go so they ran them anyway.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (NWiLs)

278 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM
Linner!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM (iBBEC) "
Beg to differ.
Dunch.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (zlgJP)

Lunner
Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM (BiNEL)

Bar food.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (axyOa)

279 Ha. Even Susan Collins is saying that the Democrats in the House did an incomplete job.

If they can't even get Susan Collins to pretend this is real they are screwed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

280 264 181 Shep is a fairly frequent commentator here, and that will hopefully earn him some respect, if not love, in the end.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 15, 2020 04:33 PM (/FMDH)

He tries to horn in on my show he'll get more love than he can handle.

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (9v1sv)

281 With any luck they will over pay and he will under perform.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 15, 2020 04:06 PM

Reminded me of a philosophy of many young workers today.

They pay just enough to keep me from quitting and I work just hard enough to keep from being fired.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:47 PM (qcIWB)

282 Whenever I think of the schlepper, I think of these lyrics: West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 15, 2020 04:47 PM (85Gof)

283
This place is always good for a laugh

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (M+Lyo)

Tip your waitress/stripper/soup dish.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:47 PM (1CjJc)

284 279 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM

Happy Hour

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 04:47 PM (9v1sv)

285 Despite dinner's catch-all phrasing, supper comes from the specific Old French word souper, which means the evening meal in the English language. ... Because the Southern and Midwestern states were heavily agricultural, supper was implicitly the lighter, late evening meal and dinner was the larger, main meal of the day

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)

286 Authentic clam chowder.
Posted by: Insomniac

********

New England or Manhattan?

Neither. Schenectady!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:48 PM (m45I2)

287 Lunner

Dipper.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (HaL55)

288 >>>286 Despite dinner's catch-all phrasing, supper comes from the specific Old French word souper, which means the evening meal in the English language. ... Because the Southern and Midwestern states were heavily agricultural, supper was implicitly the lighter, late evening meal and dinner was the larger, main meal of the day

hmm

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (PbpT7)

289 279 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Usually for me still lunch. because I got so damn busy I didn't get time to eat until then.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (iBBEC)

290 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Rape thirty.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (4e+hS)

291 286
Despite dinner's catch-all phrasing, supper comes from the specific Old
French word souper, which means the evening meal in the English
language.

which leads naturally to discussion of the famous old french superhero. no, not asterix and/or obelisk. souperman.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (sGtp+)

292 276 Don't knock the all you can eat strip club sushi bar.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:44 PM

Remember the craze a few years back where you could go sit at a table and eat sushi off a naked Asian model. Good grief we've slid so far down the hill.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (iBBEC)

If I was going to eat sushi off of a human it would be an female Asian model.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (sdctx)

293 If the Pro-2A forces don't show, it will be touted as showing that there is very little support for the 2A restrictions.

If the Pro-2A forces do show, there will be major antifa action which will all be blamed on the Pro 2A team, and then touted as proving the very real need for the severe 2A restrictions.

Posted by: Democrat Commissar Hrothgar at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (BiNEL)

294 Ha. Even Susan Collins is saying that the Democrats in the House did an incomplete job.

If they can't even get Susan Collins to pretend this is real they are screwed.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2020 04:46 PM (ZLI7S)

Mitch already said the Senate is just there to try the case, not gather evidence for it. I suspect they won't call any witnesses other than those the House called.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (hLRSq)

295 New England or Manhattan?

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:48 PM (m45I2)

Lord you tempt me with a disgusting snark. I won't do it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (qcIWB)

296 If I was going to eat sushi off of a human it would be an female Asian model.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (sdctx)

Yeah, because Mexican or Russian just kind of breaks the atmosphere.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (1CjJc)

297 supper was implicitly the lighter, late evening meal and dinner was the larger, main meal of the day

--

That was the traditional method for many years.
Breakfast
Dinner (large meal)
Supper

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (YslsA)

298 >>>291 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

Rape thirty.
Posted by: Matt Lauer a

...

lol

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (PbpT7)

299 254 I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

Authentic clam chowder.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:42 PM (NWiLs)

-----

Local Strip Club advertises their "All You Can Eat Hotdog Buffet" on KQ.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

300 You would think after NBC's MeAgain Kelly fiasco they would have figured out that for most of these dumbasses they are not popular and giving Fox their ratings wins. It's Fox that is popular and they are benefitting because they are on Fox News.

Posted by: buzzion at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (Z7lwY)

301 MSNBC in Talks to Sign Shep Smith; Might Bump Chuck Todd from His 5pm Slot

swapping one emo for another

they'll have to change makeup color schemes

Maybe the Twinkle Trio For Eyes + Cheeks
Three exclusive eye and cheek palettes in glittery compacts. All in one set. A $149.50 value.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (vEIlU)

302 Local Strip Club advertises their "All You Can Eat Hotdog Buffet" on KQ.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

Gay bar?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (NWiLs)

303 282
Reminded me of a philosophy of many young workers today.

They pay just enough to keep me from quitting and I work just hard enough to keep from being fired.

hmm. that's pretty dang close to my work ethic. i do what i want, which is usually close enough to what i'm supposed to be doing that i don't get in trouble.

maybe i was a millenial before being a millenial was cool.

Posted by: Anachronda, early adopter of millenialism at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (sGtp+)

304 Maybe the Left is attempting to numb and exhaust us with their spectacular hypocrisy, mendacity and corruption.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (H8QX8)

305 It must be after 5pm *somewhere* in the world!

Posted by: Matt Lauer, eager for his post-work rape at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (PbpT7)

306 Ha. Even Susan Collins is saying that the Democrats in the House did an incomplete job.

If they can't even get Susan Collins to pretend this is real they are screwed.

I'm relieved just a little bit. Sure wish I could stay that way about all this Proggish impeachment bullshit. Also hope Turtle has something up his sleeve for Nanzi Pelousi and her flying minkeys from the House.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (HaL55)

307 If I eat a big midday meal, it's groggy city all afternoon. eat a big meal around 6 or 6:30. No breakfast, light lunch. God that sounds boring. I need to consider my life.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (qhmX5)

308 Welcome to the Daily Poz with Shepard Smith.

Posted by: ptschett at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (uHE/j)

309 WILL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR MEDIA GIG

Posted by: Shep Smith's SIgn at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (oVJmc)

310 Local Strip Club advertises their "All You Can Eat Hotdog Buffet" on KQ.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

You know how angry food workers do stuff to food? Yeah, still not enticed to eat at a strip club.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

311 70 43 I hope they pay him absurd sums of money.

Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2020 04:14 PM (9PapW)

Yeah I mean how is this not going to end up like MeAgain? Once a deal gets inked look for an article about how he'll be on double secret probation because he worked at Fox News. Eventually he'll violate some minor rule concerning wrong think and the knives will come out.

MeAgain fucked up big time and she's a lot smarter than this retard. He'll mess up for sure.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis
----------
Yep, she fucked up bigtime. Took millions and then was asked to walk away without paying nary a cent back. Yep, I'd love to fuck up that bad.

We can say all we want about MeAgain but she doesn't have to worry about any financial aspects of her life b/c asswipes were stupid enough to fork over the cash which she hasn't blown on hookers and blow... and didn't give any back.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (HU45H)

312 King of the Hill of course had an episode on the Strip Club buffet.

Amazing that no matter the subject discussed here, KotH has an episode about it.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (qcIWB)

313 Quick, hand me that anchor!

Posted by: This is CNN at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (pw+jk)

314 286 Despite dinner's catch-all phrasing, supper comes from the specific Old French word souper, which means the evening meal in the English language. ... Because the Southern and Midwestern states were heavily agricultural, supper was implicitly the lighter, late evening meal and dinner was the larger, main meal of the day
Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 04:48 PM (M+Lyo)

Can confirm. Huge hot dinners as a infant into grade school and lighter suppers at night. Didn't have my first sandwich until kindergarten at a friends house for lunch, and I felt robbed.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (sdctx)

315 >>>301 You would think after NBC's MeAgain Kelly fiasco they would have figured out that for most of these dumbasses they are not popular and giving Fox their ratings wins. It's Fox that is popular and they are benefitting because they are on Fox News.

exactly. everything on fox is #1, but each of these ninnies thinks they're the straw that stirs the drink.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

316 311 Local Strip Club advertises their "All You Can Eat Hotdog Buffet" on KQ.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:51 PM (+0uDE)

You know how angry food workers do stuff to food? Yeah, still not enticed to eat at a strip club.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM (1CjJc)

The chili? Yeah, that's not chili...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

317 If that bitch, Mitch, dismisses the charges for lack of evidence Shep is going to wish he'd stayed at FOX.

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (9v1sv)

318 248 >>>242 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?

"Dinner."
Posted by: Your Grandma at the Golden Corral at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM

Dude, what's your meal of Doritos and Mt. Dew at 4:20 called?

Posted by: Gary "Aleppo" Johnson at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (zniH6)

319 Reminded me of a philosophy of many young workers today.

They pay just enough to keep me from quitting and I work just hard enough to keep from being fired.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth

Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (bd376)

320 I do pitty any unit, either police force or military reserve tasked with firearm confiscation, not that they will be attacked but having to do that breaking the Constitution.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (ZCEU2)

321 Lunatic.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 15, 2020 04:13 PM (MUVaZ)

But entirely predictable. We really should be able to see these scum's moves well in advance by now.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM (H8QX8)

322 316 >>>301 You would think after NBC's MeAgain Kelly fiasco they would have figured out that for most of these dumbasses they are not popular and giving Fox their ratings wins. It's Fox that is popular and they are benefitting because they are on Fox News.

exactly. everything on fox is #1, but each of these ninnies thinks they're the straw that stirs the drink.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

So camera guy #5's threat to walk if he didn't get more pay was a bad idea?

Posted by: Someguy at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM (9PapW)

323 Dude, what's your meal of Doritos and Mt. Dew at 4:20 called?
Posted by: Gary "Aleppo" Johnson at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (zniH6)

The "JackStraw"

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM (NWiLs)

324 >>Mitch already said the Senate is just there to try the case, not gather evidence for it. I suspect they won't call any witnesses other than those the House called.

I tend to agree but Trump sure sounds like he wants witnesses. He's talking about vindication not just an acquittal.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM (ZLI7S)

325 310 WILL SUCK YOUR COCK FOR MEDIA GIG
Posted by: Shep Smith's SIgn

He'd do it just to say hello.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM (2ma86)

326 Todd left with Meet the Press, but after his pms'ing of late, not sure how long he'll last there either.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM (vEIlU)

327 I'm surprised so many here don't appear to remember why Shemp left. He got in a big pissing match with Tucker Carlson about something stupid, where they were insulting each other on their respective shows; and Shemp got all pissed off and went to management and whined "Either He goes or I do!!!" and Management, to their credit, said "Well it ain't gonna be Tucker." and Shemp flounced off the stage.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

328 300 254 I would not, could not in a strip club. "Waiter, there's a hair in my soup!"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:41 PM (1CjJc)

Authentic clam chowder.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
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Local Strip Club advertises their "All You Can Eat Hotdog Buffet" on KQ.

Posted by: rd
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Punched Lasagna?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at January 15, 2020 04:55 PM (HU45H)

329 Me and a lady friend about a decade ago got on Adult Friend Finder, mostly as a joke for laughs and fun. Within a week we were invited to a party, and i swear we were the only couple not to bring a dish. Got the stink eye all night.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:55 PM (sdctx)

330 If I was going to eat sushi off of a human it would be an female Asian model.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (sdctx)

Yeah, because Mexican or Russian just kind of breaks the atmosphere.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (1Cj

Damn interns gotta earn their keep somehow.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (axyOa)

331 Taco Tuesdays at the strip club is ambiguous.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (qcIWB)

332 83 Nina Burleigh...wasn't she the one who wanted to blow Bill Clinton

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (Vf2XA)

333 279 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM

Supper with grandpa

Posted by: Downcast at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (+Q9OX)

334 Love some of responses he got of actual CNN headlines:

President Gets 2 Scoops Of Ice Cream, Everyone Else 1
Would Donald Trump have Killed the gorilla ?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (wiXsO)

335 You would think after NBC's MeAgain Kelly fiasco they would have figured out that for most of these dumbasses they are not popular and giving Fox their ratings wins. It's Fox that is popular and they are benefitting because they are on Fox News.

exactly. everything on fox is #1, but each of these ninnies thinks they're the straw that stirs the drink.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (PbpT7)

Catherine Herridge was worth trying to keep at Fox because she is still doing good reporting. I guess Lara Logan has sort of taken over her role a bit. She's a bit tougher.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (vEIlU)

336 331 If I was going to eat sushi off of a human it would be an female Asian model.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (sdctx)

Yeah, because Mexican or Russian just kind of breaks the atmosphere.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (1Cj

Damn interns gotta earn their keep somehow.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (axyOa)

So if the intern is Mexican or Russian what's the food then?,

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:57 PM (qhmX5)

337 My favorite slot is the mouth.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 15, 2020 04:57 PM (4e+hS)

338 So. Guilfoyle is the finance guru. Talk about money bags!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 04:57 PM (axyOa)

339 334 279 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:34 PM

Supper with grandpa
Posted by: Downcast at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (+Q9OX)

Heh. Yep.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:57 PM (qhmX5)

340 Chuck Todd should have Shep Smith f*** him in the a** just so he can lose weight

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (PbpT7)

341 "New England or Manhattan?

Neither. Schenectady!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:48 PM (m45I2) "

Not sure I want to look up that recipe ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (zlgJP)

342 I wonder if Shep will up his makeup regime at MSNBC..maybe glitter..

Posted by: IC at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (a0IVu)

343
just reading about this now. I think you're right.
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:37 PM

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Thank you. Please post about this Disaster in the Making.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (+0uDE)

344 I do pitty any unit, either police force or military reserve tasked with
firearm confiscation, not that they will be attacked but having to do
that breaking the Constitution.

I wonder if their union rules prohibit carrying out illegal orders? Sure, they could just not enforce an un-Constitutional order all by themselves (which I'd prefer they do just on general principles as Americans), but that would give them some legal cover if the imbecile guvnor tries to fire them.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (HaL55)

345 Todd left with Meet the Press, but after his pms'ing of late, not sure how long he'll last there either.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 04:54 PM

I didn't even know he was still on MTP or if it was still a thing. Like Time magazine in a waiting room I suppose. DGAF. Chuckie's going to be eating dinner at 3:30 with the senior citizens because he needs to be to work by 4:00 a.m. to get his gopher face made up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (iBBEC)

346 King of the Hill of course had an episode on the Strip Club buffet.

Amazing that no matter the subject discussed here, KotH has an episode about it.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (qcIWB)

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Ace has small ureters?

Posted by: reason at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (sPO/s)

347 What the hell is the name of a 3:30 meal?
Posted by: tubal

Luann Plate at Luby's.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (bd376)

348 337
So if the intern is Mexican or Russian what's the food then?,

tacos or polonium, depending.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (sGtp+)

349 i just realized that "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

350 Be kinda funny if they cancelled the rally.
Then rescheduled it.
A couple times.

To watch Guv Babykill Blackface run up the battle flag every other week for no reason.

Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (O8SrN)

351 If forced to call witnesses, mostly because the cucks in the Senate, first should be the whistleblower, next Crazy Uncle Joe and son.

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (ZCEU2)

352 342 "New England or Manhattan?

Neither. Schenectady!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 04:48 PM (m45I2) "

Not sure I want to look up that recipe ...
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM

Then don't ask about the Cleveland version.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (+0uDE)

353 >>Chuck Todd should have Shep Smith f*** him in the a** just so he can lose weight

No wonder your diets aren't working.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (ZLI7S)

354 Strip Club buffet's got going in Texas 2 or 3 decades ago because the Legislature decided to pass a law that said you couldn't serve drinks unless you also served food. (IIRC) Dumb law, dumb result.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (Kpl3J)

355 337 331 If I was going to eat sushi off of a human it would be an female Asian model.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 04:49 PM (sdctx)

Yeah, because Mexican or Russian just kind of breaks the atmosphere.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:50 PM (1Cj

Damn interns gotta earn their keep somehow.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 04:56 PM (axyOa)

So if the intern is Mexican or Russian what's the food then?,
Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:57 PM (qhmX5)

Don't eat the food off Mexicans or Russians!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (sdctx)

356 So if the intern is Mexican or Russian what's the food then?,

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 04:57 PM (qhmX5)

Finger food.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (1CjJc)

357 350 Since there is Vajazzling of course

Posted by: steevy at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (KNsKs)

358 "Chuck Todd should have Shep Smith f*** him in the a** just so he can lose weight
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (PbpT7)"

Doinkercise!

You can get the Snake Diet Guy to do it.

"Hey Fatty, doink that thing harder, you pussy."

Posted by: Marcus T at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (VpIIl)

359 >>>No wonder your diets aren't working.

do you not get what i'm implying?

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (PbpT7)

360 There's a Lady who's sure
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying her mate
dick glitter

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (uznOh)

361 350 i just realized that "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 04:59 PM (PbpT7)

Gotta be. The counterpart of vajazzling. Symmetry and all.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (qhmX5)

362 I wonder if their union rules prohibit carrying out illegal orders? Sure, they could just not enforce an un-Constitutional order all by themselves (which I'd prefer they do just on general principles as Americans), but that would give them some legal cover if the imbecile guvnor tries to fire them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (HaL55)

I'd love to watch Gun Confiscation, as long as they start off in either a Chicago or Baltimore 'hood.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (Kpl3J)

363 i might have to make and market dick glitter

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

364 I'm surprised so many here don't appear to remember why Shemp left. He got in a big pissing match with Tucker Carlson about something stupid, where they were insulting each other on their respective shows; and Shemp got all pissed off and went to management and whined "Either He goes or I do!!!" and Management, to their credit, said "Well it ain't gonna be Tucker." and Shemp flounced off the stage.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 04:55 PM (Kpl3J)

Shep you ignorant slut !

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (M+Lyo)

365 Pro tip: glitter is a friction agent.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (YslsA)

366 Shep can take Judge Napalitano with him.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (wiXsO)

367 >>>366 Pro tip: glitter is a friction agent.

it wasn't easy to make the first light bulb either

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (PbpT7)

368 I like glitter make-up; stop ruining it for me.

Posted by: IC at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (a0IVu)

369 364 i might have to make and market dick glitter
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

Include the stuff for black lights.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (qhmX5)

370 i just realized that "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing

He's Gary Glitter's second cousin once removed.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (HaL55)

371 i might have to make and market dick glitter
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

They do sell asshole bleach, so i can't see how this could be a loser.

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (M+Lyo)

372 You know how angry food workers do stuff to food? Yeah, still not enticed to eat at a strip club.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 04:52 PM

=====

The chili? Yeah, that's not chili...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM

You do NOT want to ask what the carrots did in their previous assignments.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (/FMDH)

373 i just realized that "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing
Posted by: ace

Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for sprinkling glitter on my testicles.

Pretty nuts, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bd376)

374 345 I do pitty any unit, either police force or military reserve tasked with
firearm confiscation, not that they will be attacked but having to do
that breaking the Constitution.

I wonder if their union rules prohibit carrying out illegal orders? Sure, they could just not enforce an un-Constitutional order all by themselves (which I'd prefer they do just on general principles as Americans), but that would give them some legal cover if the imbecile guvnor tries to fire them.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 04:58 PM (HaL55)

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Confiscations will give Suicide By Cop a whole new meaning.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (+0uDE)

375 >>Pro tip: glitter is a friction agent.

It's not the Friction that gets you. It's the Stiction.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (uznOh)

376 Strip Club buffets. Probably still classier than Old Country Buffet. Oh look, he has his dress sweatpants on, and he was able to get off the Lark to nail that chocolate fountain!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (iBBEC)

377 If the glitter were actually a superfine-powder dry lubricant, well, that would be something

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (PbpT7)

378 I don't even want to know what sick glitter is. I just ate.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (3inwt)

379 I like glitter make-up; stop ruining it for me.
Posted by: IC at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (a0IVu)
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I think it came pre-ruined.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (jW9oF)

380 >>>Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for sprinkling glitter on my testicles.

Pretty nuts, huh?

another good idea.

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (PbpT7)

381 It's swallowing jizz that speeds up metabolism, or at least that's what i read 20 years ago and have been telling girls ever since.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (sdctx)

382

Poor Chuck Tood, he's the Senior Political Majorly Senior Political Director Top Manager of all NBC Politics.

He is important!!!

iMpOrTanT!!!!!!

Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (ikxxu)

383 If the glitter were actually a superfine-powder dry lubricant, well, that would be something
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (PbpT7)

Cocaine ?

Posted by: Somewhere on Ventura Highway at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (M+Lyo)

384 >>I'm surprised so many here don't appear to remember why Shemp left. He got in a big pissing match with Tucker Carlson about something stupid, where they were insulting each other on their respective shows; and Shemp got all pissed off and went to management and whined "Either He goes or I do!!!" and Management, to their credit, said "Well it ain't gonna be Tucker." and Shemp flounced off the stage.

Shep got upset that Tucker and his guest were laughing at Judge Traffic Court and his ridiculous legal interpretations that he had just done on Shep's show. I forget exactly what he was analyzing but it was about Trump.

Shep wanted an apology. Tucker basically told him to pound sand.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 15, 2020 05:03 PM (ZLI7S)

385 I don't want to spend two weeks removing glitter from my junk.

I can also imagining this happening.

Me: So what's wrong doc?

Doc: looks like you have glitter stuck in your urethra.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (qcIWB)

386 374
i just realized that "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing

Posted by: ace

Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for sprinkling glitter on my testicles.

Pretty nuts, huh?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bd376)
Ace - Might have some product ideas here. You can compete with Gwyneth Paltro and Goop!

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (N39Ws)

387 377
Strip Club buffets. Probably still classier than Old Country Buffet. Oh
look, he has his dress sweatpants on, and he was able to get off the
Lark to nail that chocolate fountain!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (iBBEC)

It taint about class or atmosphere.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (1CjJc)

388 AIDS causes weight loss.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (sdctx)

389 Can you find that in the Craft, Baking, Foodstuff or Adult Section. This question begs answering.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy, Throwing rocks from a thousand yards at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (3inwt)

390 CNN is looking to hire him too, reportedly, as are others.
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Hmm. What a queer thing to do.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (CDGwz)

391 i can sell a candle called My Underballs

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (PbpT7)

392 You can have it:
https://shipadick.com/product/ the-glitter-dick/

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (9v1sv)

393 377 Strip Club buffets. Probably still classier than Old Country Buffet. Oh look, he has his dress sweatpants on, and he was able to get off the Lark to nail that chocolate fountain!
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (iBBEC)

To impress his geriatric date, he takes he to Golden Corral. At 6 pm!!! A Playa, he is! All the steam tables are loaded then.

Posted by: tubal at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (qhmX5)

394 364 i might have to make and market dick glitter
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

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The universe will implode the day we wind up with a dick glitter bot trolling AoSHQ.

Posted by: reason at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (sPO/s)

395 I couldn't find the ICD code for dick glitter, but I think this comes close:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N48.0
Lichen sclerosus of external male genital organs

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (m45I2)

396 Nutscaping is an Underappreciated Artform

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (uznOh)

397 I don't think people understand words any more.

The NJ governor is on local news right now (yes, my fault that that is what is now local) and he just said

"I'm not talking about class warfare, I just want the wealthiest among us to pay a little bit more to benefit the middle class".

Really, that's close to verbatim.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics by Thurs if you want fleeting fame at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (gd9RK)

398 397
Nutscaping is an Underappreciated Artform

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (uznOh)
Razor burn is a thing.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (N39Ws)

399 Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for sprinkling glitter on my testicles.

Pretty nuts, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bd376)

You've been banned from the ice cream machine at The Sizzler Steakhouse haven't you?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)

400 i just realized that "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing

Posted by: ace
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Sounds like the name of a male stripper.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (CDGwz)

401 The key to dick glitter is no chocolate syrup.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (4e+hS)

402 Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime.
That's why I poop on company time.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (bd376)
.........

That's what you think. Charge that time to PTO.

Posted by: rickb's Boss at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (v0R5T)

403 Nutscaping is an Underappreciated Artform

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM

I wonder if CBD will put that on the next art thread? Kris!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (iBBEC)

404 Some degen 20 year old thot is making millions selling glitter capsules between 7-15bucks so people can poop pretty colors.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (sdctx)

405 >> i might have to make and market dick glitter

How about Dick Sprinkles?

You could make them out of the stuff they make Pop Rocks from and charge extra for them.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (uznOh)

406 Interesting, reading more on Avenatti - he may not be getting out of prison at all anymore. And Trials are still to come.

He owes an ex-wife $2 Million, she thinks he's been able to hide a lot of it in secret accounts in Italy, and if she helps the IRS to find it, she gets to keep most of it.

Now that's what you call motivation.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (Kpl3J)

407 389 AIDS causes weight loss.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (sdctx)

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In Africa it was originally known as the "Thin Disease."

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (+0uDE)

408 Pretty nuts, huh?

*****

Heh.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (m45I2)

409 Out: Jazz Hands!

IN: Dick glitter!

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (oVJmc)

410 Glitter? Come see me!

Posted by: Glitter at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (/FMDH)

411 402
The key to dick glitter is no chocolate syrup.

Posted by: Dr Spank at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (4e+hS)

You think blackface is frowned upon? Don't go immitatin' a brother's nuts.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (1CjJc)

412 Some degen 20 year old thot is making millions selling glitter capsules between 7-15bucks so people can poop pretty colors.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (sdctx)
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Shit howdy.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (jW9oF)

413 "dick-glitter" is surely a real thing

Well it glows but it's not glitter.

Posted by: KreigerSock at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (FhXTo)

414 Dick Glittter and raw dogging is a good way to get the Slims.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:07 PM (sdctx)

415 >>Razor burn is a thing.

That's manscaping. I'm talking more like Table Decorations.

"I call this the Horn of Plenty"

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (uznOh)

416 Brian Stelter is CNN's house eunuch.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (T09ml)

417 The chili? Yeah, that's not chili...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

418 Why would you tune in to just another nevertrump homo over there?

Posted by: ejochs at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (lSFMQ)

419 Around here the 3pm meal is called "afternoon delight."

There's a song about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (3H9h1)

420 404
Nutscaping is an Underappreciated Artform

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM

I wonder if CBD will put that on the next art thread? Kris!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (iBBEC)

We'll probably even be able to stay on topic.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (1CjJc)

421 I'm sure they already have glitter condoms.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (qcIWB)

422 i might have to make and market dick glitter

The guys who make TruckNutz just started a new product line.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (axyOa)

423 i might have to make and market dick glitter
Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

bundled with glow in the dark condoms

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (vEIlU)

424 Brian Stelter is CNN's house eunuch.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (T09ml)
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What part of "God-cursed chimptato hybrid" doesn't he understand?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (jW9oF)

425 I'm not sure what lichen sclerosis is, but I know damn well I don't want it on my genitals.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (m45I2)

426 418
The chili? Yeah, that's not chili...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 04:53 PM (NWiLs)

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (Zz0t1)

*inspects*
Put that with the cole slaw.

Posted by: strip club flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (1CjJc)

427 There's a Lady who's sure
all that glitters is gold
and she's buying her mate
dick glitter
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:00 PM (uznOh)

used to be a funny dj in Houston named Pat Gray that did a hilarious bit where he'd sing Gordon Lightfoot songs to the tune of Stairway to Heaven. Funny as heck.

He ended up being a sidekick to Glen Beck for a while.

Posted by: DanMan at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (XTiHL)

428 I couldn't find the ICD code for dick glitter, but I think this comes close:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N48.0
Lichen sclerosus of external male genital organs

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (m45I2)
.........

Is there an ointment for that?

Posted by: wth at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (v0R5T)

429 AIDS causes weight loss.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (sdctx)

Wasn't there a weight loss supplement called Ayds?

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)

430 Dick Glitter...wasn't he a driver in the early days of NASCAR? Won a bunch of races if I recall correctly.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (HaL55)

431
Interesting, reading more on Avenatti - he may not be getting out of prison at all anymore. And Trials are still to come.

He owes an ex-wife $2 Million, she thinks he's been able to hide a lot of it in secret accounts in Italy, and if she helps the IRS to find it, she gets to keep most of it.

Now that's what you call motivation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM

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Does "Where's Hunter" Biden's Baby Mama have a similar motivation? He has been telling her he was broke.

Posted by: rd at January 15, 2020 05:10 PM (+0uDE)

432 That's manscaping. I'm talking more like Table Decorations.

"I call this the Horn of Plenty"

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (uznOh)

Like doilies for your junk?

Posted by: strip club flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:10 PM (1CjJc)

433 Ace - Might have some product ideas here. You can compete with Gwyneth Paltro and Goop!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM

A candle called "Smells like set ewok taint"?

A mail order euthanasia kit consisting of shelving?

Posted by: Failed Ace Goop product idea at January 15, 2020 05:10 PM (zniH6)

434 Wasn't there a weight loss supplement called Ayds?
Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yes, there was. I think it was basically chocolate-flavored speed.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2020 05:10 PM (jW9oF)

435 Lichen sclerosus of external male genital organs

But only on the North side.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 05:10 PM (HaL55)

436 424
i might have to make and market dick glitter

Posted by: ace at January 15, 2020 05:01 PM (PbpT7)

bundled with glow in the dark condoms

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (vEIlU)
Why use glitter when a black light will illuminate any "sprinkles"

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (N39Ws)

437 Nutscaping is an Underappreciated Artform

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM

I wonder if CBD will put that on the next art thread? Kris!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (iBBEC)

We'll probably even be able to stay on topic.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM

LOL

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (iBBEC)

438 WET ewok taint! Autocucumber ruined it!!!

Posted by: Failed Ace Goop product idea at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (zniH6)

439 >>Like doilies for your junk?

Sure. Doilie. Mini Marzipan Fruits.

Maybe a tiny basket and decoarative mini gourd or two...

chicks love that shit.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (uznOh)

440 The problem with stripper glitter, dick glitter, all glitter, is the absolute assault of the visual spectrum. Might as well just take your junk out in the middle of Aisle Four at Sherwin Williams, pull the pin on a grenade, and see what happens.

Two colors, you fuckin' cretins. Two tasteful colors well coordinated makes anything a work of art.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (xzmFx)

441 Dick Glitter...wasn't he a driver in the early days of NASCAR? Won a bunch of races if I recall correctly.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (HaL55)

Dick Trickle.

Posted by: Sponge at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (Zz0t1)

442 Im sure Shep will bring throngs of his Fox fans to mspms. Just like Meagain did. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM (Jcvz2)

443 Dick Trickle.

Posted by: Sponge

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I think Merck developed a cure for that.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM (YslsA)

444 405 Showing up on the streets of San Francisco I hope

Posted by: Skip at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM (ZCEU2)

445 Lichen sclerosus of external male genital organs

Dick moss?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM (0CeRG)

446 Sure. Doilie. Mini Marzipan Fruits.

Maybe a tiny basket and decoarative mini gourd or two...

chicks love that shit.

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (uznOh)

Damn, I am going to have to bust out my parents' old carved wood fruit basket out of storage and make that shit work for me.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM (1CjJc)

447 I'm not sure what lichen sclerosis is, but I know damn well I don't want it on my genitals.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:09 PM (m45I2)

Lichens are no laughing matter.

Posted by: Treebeard at January 15, 2020 05:13 PM (l3+k2)

448 lichen sclerosis

If left untreated develops moss.

Posted by: DaveA at January 15, 2020 05:13 PM (FhXTo)

449 'A Swinging Dick gathers no Moss.' - Shit Grandma Said, Vol I

Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:13 PM (uznOh)

450 "I call this the Horn of Plenty"
Posted by: garrett at January 15, 2020 05:08 PM (uznOh)

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*sighs and puts food back into the fridge* ...won't be needing to make dinner anymore...

Posted by: reason at January 15, 2020 05:13 PM (sPO/s)

451 bling your ding!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (iBBEC)

452 430 AIDS causes weight loss.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 15, 2020 05:04 PM (sdctx)

Wasn't there a weight loss supplement called Ayds?
Posted by: Sponge

yes, but not nearly as effective

Posted by: x at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (nFwvY)

453 Dick Trickle

*********

This is too easy. Fish in a barrel

There IS a code for Dick Trickle:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code R36.9
Urethral discharge, unspecified

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (m45I2)

454 I guess it's true that war makes us mammals horny.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (OmM+g)

455 Lichens are no laughing matter.

Posted by: Treebeard at January 15, 2020 05:13 PM (l3+k2)

They can be pretty fun guys, though.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (1CjJc)

456 400 Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for sprinkling glitter on my testicles.

Pretty nuts, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bd376)

Scrotazzling

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (NWiLs)

457 I wonder if CBD will put that on the next art thread? Kris!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (iBBEC)

We'll probably even be able to stay on topic.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:08

So where's Bluebell now???
Always complaining about this place sounding like the boys locker room. Now it's the girls locker room.
And for the last time Shep, no. you can't barrow a quarter.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (axyOa)

458 Im sure Shep will bring throngs of his Fox fans to mspms. Just like Meagain did. Heh.

Did you mean thongs?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (0CeRG)

459 396 I couldn't find the ICD code for dick glitter, but I think this comes close:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code N48.0
Lichen sclerosus of external male genital organs
Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:05 PM (m45I2)

So...dick moss? Is that what I'm seeing here?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (RD7QR)

460 sclerosus of external male genital organs

Dick moss?
Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM

Muh muh muh my sclerous...

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (iBBEC)

461 455
I guess it's true that war makes us mammals horny.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 15, 2020 05:14 PM (OmM+g)

That's why makeup sex is the best.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (N39Ws)

462 The first really effective weight loss pills were tapeworm eggs.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (Jcvz2)

463 How about Dick Sprinkles?

New Englanders will insist on calling them Dick Jimmies.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, fish brag pics by Thurs if you want fleeting fame at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (gd9RK)

464 Do NOT look up the Wikipedia article on lichen sclerosis. That is all.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (jW9oF)

465 This is too easy. Fish in a barrel

There IS a code for Dick Trickle:

ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code R36.9

Urethral discharge, unspecified

You should see the trophy they give for that.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 15, 2020 05:15 PM (HaL55)

466 Jewel your Tool

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (qcIWB)

467 I keep telling you people. There is literally a code for everything.

Every. Thing.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (m45I2)

468 sclerosus of external male genital organs

Dick moss?

Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM

A trolling bone gathers no moss.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (1CjJc)

469 I saw Dick Glitter come in second at the '02 World Series of Poker.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (6FeV1)

470 Nadzzling?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (NWiLs)

471 NOOD Sanders and Warren and CNN, Oh My!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (I2dne)

472 Might as well just take your junk out in the middle of Aisle Four at Sherwin Williams, pull the pin on a grenade, and see what happens.

Posted by: Mark Rothko at January 15, 2020 05:11 PM (xzmFx)

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So that's what the old "death by snu-snu" joke means!

Posted by: reason at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (sPO/s)

473 Jewel your Tool

Hey now!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY)

474 Decorate to Procreate

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (qcIWB)

475 443 Im sure Shep will bring throngs of his Fox fans to mspms. Just like Meagain did. Heh.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 15, 2020 05:12 PM (Jcvz2)

They are going to double down on him.

Posted by: Rachel at January 15, 2020 05:17 PM (9v1sv)

476 Posted by: Jewells45 at January 15, 2020 05:16 PM (dUJdY

Could be a profitable new line ?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 15, 2020 05:17 PM (qcIWB)

477 Dick Moss.

Didn't he start at right tackle for the Rams in 75-76?

Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 05:18 PM (axyOa)

478

Only in Trump's America

Brian Stelter @brianstelter

HBO just announced something I've been working on for a couple of years: A documentary titled "AFTER TRUTH: DISINFORMATION AND THE COST OF FAKE NEWS." The film will premiere on TV and online this March. Directed by @a_rossi!

2,026
12:08 PM - Jan 15, 2020

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 05:18 PM (vEIlU)

479 I keep telling you, take your jeans OFF before getting the bedazzler out.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 15, 2020 05:18 PM (6FeV1)

480 can't stop laughin'

Brian Stelter @brianstelter
Replying to @brianstelter

"AFTER TRUTH" is about "the impact that disinformation, conspiracy theories and false news stories have on the average citizen." As seen through the eyes of the purveyors, the targets, the victims, and the experts who track it all. Full description here:

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 15, 2020 05:19 PM (vEIlU)

481 No no no....I mean heavy fuuking war....or this wimpy coup.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 15, 2020 05:19 PM (OmM+g)

482 400 Got thrown out of Hobby Lobby for sprinkling glitter on my testicles.

Pretty nuts, huh?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 15, 2020 05:02 PM (bd376)

You've been banned from the ice cream machine at The Sizzler Steakhouse haven't you?
Posted by: Diogenes at January 15, 2020 05:06 PM (axyOa)

Look, it soothes the burning for a little while, okay?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at January 15, 2020 05:21 PM (RD7QR)

483 Ugh, my workplace just started blocking this site as "unsafe". Have to use my mobile data network for now.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO at January 15, 2020 06:06 PM (V/+aZ)

484 Botox is expensive. Can't blame him for needing the cash.

Posted by: zefal at January 17, 2020 07:48 PM (PzC9a)

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