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FaceBook Glitch Reveals That Greta Thunberg's Father Is Actually Posting on "Greta Thunberg's" FaceBook Page
Also posting on "Greta Thunberg's" twitter page was climate red Adarash Prathap.On Thursday, a Facebook glitch revealed who’s posting on climate change alarmist Greta Thunberg's Facebook page: her father Svantes Thunberg and "Climate Crisis activist" Adarsh Prathap. "[A] bug that was live from Thursday evening until Friday morning allowed anyone to easily reveal the accounts running a Page, essentially doxing anyone who posted to one," Wired reported Friday.The explanations offered (see the article linked) are so convoluted that I stopped trying to figure the gibberish out, which I assume was the whole point.
A recent Facebook glitch revealed the accounts posting for Greta Thunberg: her dad and Adarsh Prathap. Greta addressed the criticism on FB: 'All texts posted on my Facebook page has of course been written by me, just like everything else.' pic.twitter.com/abAkdW9RqA
— Amanda (@AmandaPresto) January 13, 2020
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (PkVlr)
Call us when you find out who made a pro-Trump meme, though, and we will broadcast that like CRAZY.
Posted by: MFM at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Texas99 at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Yf6eY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (+lVUW)
Especially, when you see her acting out the reading of her "how dare you?" speech.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Greta's parents staring down into her crib 15 years ago at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (pMGkg)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)
Also my facebook page!
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (iLaBB)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
What's the age of consent in Sweden? Like, 12 or something?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: CN
Mascot of the Annoited.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Uncle Pinochet 's Helicopter Rides at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (Ayk4B)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (RD7QR)
She started OUT as a complete basket case.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Dingbat at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (DZINL)
Posted by: rhennigantx
She is on the spectrum of Autism (Asberger's ...or whatever).
She just doesn't have strong communication or interpersonals skills. She is portrayed as some savant.
As has been said by many others and often, this is all a form of child abuse.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Gomer Pyle, former U.S.M.C. at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (yu4yz)
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (1ISKN)
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You see, the phrase, '..of course..' settles the issue. There.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
Paging Roman Polanski. Paging Roman Polanski.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: SteveOReno, I proudly self-identify as a Moron at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (2sCft)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (CDGwz)
So . . . she's outsourced her activism to India?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)
On the phone his name is Bruce.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (bDqIh)
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At least have the decency to bring down the royal crown as part of your activism.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: jd at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (MTWhU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (XCHfW)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: henry at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (JMDly)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (FIhRE)
Posted by: Gertie Toonberg at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM
Dude. Even we know Rule One.
Posted by: Euroweenie kids at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (yu4yz)
What I wouldn't give for a good blast of Al Gore condescension right now...
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: The Otter at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (xSo9G)
Only Russian bots and Russian assets believe that Greta is not posting these posts!
It's a shame that a smart military blog has been turned into puppets of Putin's disinformation!
Posted by: Nancy Pantloadsi at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (DuZls)
Sure Jan. Also, learn English.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Texas99 at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (Yf6eY)
Don't mess with my truth, h8rs.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (bDqIh)
The worm is Mezcal - an abberation of nature that should be destroyed
Also, the age of consent in Sweden is whatever the predatory "immigrant" class in Sweden says it is
Posted by: grognard at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (sb+Cg)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (TUUTu)
"Greta addressed the criticism on FB: 'All texts posted on my Facebook page has of course been written by me, just like everything else.'"
Well, that's settled then.
Look, a lot is at stake, her parent's retirement for one.
Keep that money rolling in.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (ikxxu)
Posted by: Texas99
There's video of her on a panel and people are asking her questions "off the cuff".
She responds by trying to pass questions to herself onto other panelists. She can't answer without a written script.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (+lVUW)
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=quiGRsBwrJ8
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (iLaBB)
*lip curl*
Posted by: Gertie Toonberg at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (9t0Zz)
I love the snarling delivery.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg's daddy at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (a0IVu)
And she was like, "The question is a very good question and I think it's important of the question for asking if a question--I'm sorry, what was the question?--Yes, a question I think of being important I'll defer to the rest of the panel for answering the question"
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (vPKfA)
So where do all the Black voters go?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (V3gAt)
Posted by: Sgt Carter at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (XCHfW)
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (08T1+)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
++++++++++++
I'm on it. I even look forward to it.
Posted by: David Hogg at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (I2dne)
What is truth?
Posted by: Pontius Pilate at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (Mvvar)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (JoUsr)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Boswell at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: AlaBAMA at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (FIhRE)
The wiki page is literally propaganda.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 01:56 PM (8n0ul)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (8R61f)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
Oh, I find it really easy to hate Al Gore. He should know better, and is a cynical politician exploiting people. A known liar and charlatan. Lots of other liars and charlatans out there.
"Population Bomb" Paul Ehrlich. James Hansen (retired), science hack at NASA. Bill Nye, pseudo - science guy.
Now, Jane Fonda is a "climate" expert too. Another reason to hate her guts.
Greta is just this weird, semi-autistic kid being used by others. Her case is really kind of sad.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: rhennigantx
She is on the spectrum of Autism (Asberger's ...or whatever).
She just doesn't have strong communication or interpersonals skills. She is portrayed as some savant.
As has been said by many others and often, this is all a form of child abuse.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (vcOmj)
They once claimed she could feel CO2 levels.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (JFO2v)
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I'm going with, normal childhood and adolescence.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (Kpl3J)
He was hailed as a savant for a brief time.
They seem perfect for one another when she gets a little older. A seething cauldron of self-righteous, spoiled rage.
Posted by: RM at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (U3LtS)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (YslsA)
Uh um uh uh breathalyzer, er um uh uh duh inhalator...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joscar at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (wFKSR)
*lip curl*
Posted by: Gertie Toonberg at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (9t0Zz)
I love the snarling delivery.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (
This.
Every time I see a picture of her I think of Jafar in Aladdin and can imagine her lip waving back and forth.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Chris Crocker at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (BDQo0)
So where do all the Black voters go?
Posted by: Ignoramus
The homo mayor?
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (vN4+Q)
She was hacked! Or something.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (ptqGC)
See...See...It could happen. BTW Greta....How's it goin?
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize
When you are an international celebrity/spokesperson, you are going to be judged and critiqued by the entire world. The adults in her life have set her up for something that most children can't handle. There's a reason that so many child stars end up a mess. Other than the probable pedophilia.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (+lVUW)
So the left spent how much ferrying her around the planet?
In the end she will be mocked as will her handlers. Later she will be a trivia question on pub quiz machines.
Her parents have more or less sacrificed her on the alter of their pagan faith.
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (B06Zw)
Posted by: bicentennialguy at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (vg8iE)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (sjdRT)
So where do all the Black voters go?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM
Home?
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Have you read her recent opinion piece in The Guardian, listing her demands to this year's Davos conference?
The byline is "Greta Thunberg and others."
At the end of the piece, there are about 20 "others" listed. Who knows who or how many really wrote that childish screed?
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Joe Biden, foreign affirs expert at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (NVYyb)
Some kid needs to step up and bone that girl for the planet.
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
________
Epstein had an app for that.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (Mvvar)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (U7k5w
And they are just fronts for the "Green" establishment, which in turn is just a front for the International Marxist movement.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (Kpl3J)
A Facebook glitch revealed that the postings on Turkmenistan president/strongman Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow's page are being made by Zod.
"Zod Arkadag." So happenin' thing.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Svante Thunberg at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (UGKMd)
They once claimed she could feel CO2 levels.
Posted by: rhennigantx
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If you walk through a Walmart, you can smell the CO2 generators.
Posted by: Peter Strozk at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (aPG/y)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (vcOmj)
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Yep.
I think her parents should be flogged.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (hjbxx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (JFO2v)
Not feel. SEE.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (Cn/Bf)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (8R61f)
Just being an underage vegan is abuse.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Svante Thunberg at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (UGKMd)
1. Get an autistic kid.
2. ???
3. Profit!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (sHcPO)
I'm rapidly souring on even legal immigration at this point. Getting pretty tired of foreign jerkoffs. If a few more of these tools wash up on our shores, I may begin reconsidering the value of travel visas, too. Just go full-on isolationist garrison state.
At least that Windsor whelp and his Hollywood whore won't be gracing us with their presence. Thanks, Donald.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (fUqBx)
"Zod Arkadag." So happenin' thing.
Posted by: Zod
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Nicely done.
Posted by: J. Derbyshire at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
been there, done that.
Posted by: Svante Thunberg at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (CLteG)
Her English is not quite as good as we have been led to believe.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (Ejm1K)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
You'll have FOUR viewers!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (JFO2v)
Not feel. SEE.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (9VeU0)
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I see dead carbon
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, sailor at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (1YX6n)
She just doesn't have strong communication or interpersonals skills. She is portrayed as some savant.
The myth of autism as superpower.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (NWiLs)
24 Still a "literally who?" to me. I'm happier because of it.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (iLaBB)
Well clearly you haven't gotten the memo that she definitely considers Megan Markle to be the best choice for VP.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (aPG/y)
Greta also sailed solo across the ocean, and only invited all those others on for photo ops ...
How. Dare.You. insult a genius brave child.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (gmo/4)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
With all the balance and insight that TV writers and actors are known for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
He was hailed as a savant for a brief time.
They seem perfect for one another when she gets a little older. A seething cauldron of self-righteous, spoiled rage.
Posted by: RM at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (U3LtS)
Yeah, but the sex would be...really rather spiteful, actually.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (RD7QR)
GTFO and take those Swedish fish candies with you.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (j3npP)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (bDqIh)
Just doing the jobs that Swedes won't do.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (2C/tD)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLxpgRqxtEA
Greta does Swedish Death Metal!
(The How Dare You line is the best part!!!)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (Kpl3J)
Young Girl Used By Men For Their Own Sick Desires
Don't forget her mom!
She wrote a book about Greta and her sister's various issues, and months before Greta started her protests her mom received an 'Activist of the Year' award. Mommy was the original climate change activist. It was likely mommy's connections that got Greta's protest so much attention.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: jsg
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It's as if there is a positive correlation. I'll check...
Ah! The Venn diagram is a single circle.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (xSo9G)
Greta, not intriguing.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (Uu+Jp)
In fairness, she'll bring new voters to the polls, or so I've been told.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (yQpMk)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
You'll have FOUR viewers!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
If the merge it with Dr. Who, the universe will implode.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (3aI0K)
So where do all the Black voters go?
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM
Home?
Posted by: Minnfidel
Yeah, they just won't show up. They showed up (maybe) for Obama. They didn't show up for Hillary!, that's for sure. There was so much ballot falsification in Detroit's precints that the Green Candidate, Jill Stein who was "paying" for the recount (with Hillary bucks) had it stopped before too much was revealed.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Warai-otoko
I saw Nag Hammerscold open for Bunched Panties at Wembly Stadium in '86!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (LLzS4)
HAHAHAHA !!! Gurbaguly !!
Sorry, folks. Lack of proper identity document made me sillier than usual.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg's daddy at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (zr5Kq)
He called it a 'convergence of scandals'.....
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Will such misbehavior, if proven, set Assange free?
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (3aI0K)
With all the balance and insight that TV writers and actors are known for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:01 PM (oVJmc)
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Thereby finally killing Star Trek, after a fifty year run.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, a low grade social fever at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (NVYyb)
Rare condition known as "idiot-idiot."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ZS9TG)
The Thunberg-Krueger effect.
It's like a contagious version of Dunning-Krueger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (Ct55T)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
Ah, well. Disney got to ruin Star Wars, so I guess it's only fair that CBS gets to ruin Star Trek.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (I2dne)
Rare condition known as "idiot-idiot."
Posted by: Zod
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Surely the Thread Winner.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (xSo9G)
Greta, not intriguing.
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Rainman. Saw the movie.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM
Hi Dad! I used what used to be known as Ace's Time Machine to come back and say "Hi!".
Posted by: Imadiipshitzz Hogg-Thunberg at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (yu4yz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:59 PM (fUqBx)
Welcome to the Dark Side.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (2C/tD)
You'll have FOUR viewers!
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You mean the two things that most broke the elites?
Seems unwise, but go for it.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 02:03 PM (sX1BW)
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Exploring an old planet, where man has spent his entire history.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Not Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (VQQAx)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
Ah, well. Disney got to ruin Star Wars, so I guess it's only fair that CBS gets to ruin Star Trek.
+++++++++
You mean "keep ruining."
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (+DS2f)
@realDailyWire
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
You'll have FOUR viewers!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE VULCAN TRIES TO LEAVE THE FEDERATION BUT PICARD JOINS FORCES WITH THE FERENGI TO SQUASH THE VULCAN REBELLION AND BRING THEM TO HEEL BUT HE STILL THINKS ORANGE MAN BAD.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (ymnmz)
A Facebook glitch revealed that the postings on Turkmenistan president/strongman Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow's page are being made by Zod.
"Zod Arkadag." So happenin' thing.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (ZS9TG)
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Here's the weirdest thing about Berdimuhamedow: by comparison to his predecessor, he's downright normal.
Wrap your mind around that.
Turkmenbashy was a truly unique Central Asian weirdo dictator.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (fUqBx)
She just doesn't have strong communication or interpersonals skills. She is portrayed as some savant.
The myth of autism as superpower.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (oVJmc)
The truth of retard strong!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Not Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (VQQAx)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Well, I can feel C02 as well. If it's warm and sticky, there's plenty of C02 in the air. Science!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 02:04 PM (Ejm1K)
So where do all the Black voters go?
Posted by: Ignoramus
To work. Since Trump got them jobs.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (LLzS4)
Rare condition known as "idiot-idiot."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ZS9TG)
The Thunberg-Krueger effect.
It's like a contagious version of Dunning-Krueger.
Posted by: Warai-otoko
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^^^
This why I frequent this landscape of iniquity.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (VQQAx)
You'll have FOUR viewers!
LOL.
Yes, people love sci-fi for its reliance and relevance to domestic politics. Maybe next Hollywood can get some #OrangeManBad and climate change messaging into the Transformers movies?
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (zr5Kq)
Rare condition known as "idiot-idiot."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (ZS9TG)
both mother and father were carrying idiot genes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx
See. SEE.
Mama claimed Greta could SEE CO2.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (LLzS4)
Now you can despise her for fun, but the problem only ends when the shark loses its head, not when it loses its teeth!
Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: The Horta at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Emily Litella at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (BDQo0)
"Ghislaine Maxwell to the island courtesy phone, please. Ms. Maxwell, please pick up the courtesy phone."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (sjdRT)
I think Captain Marvel 2 already has that demographic sewn up.
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (08T1+)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (+fPHo)
Ok now the glitch is fixed. It's me.
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (VQQAx)
Hold on there, Professor. We 'fixed the glitch'.
Posted by: One of the Bobs at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (zr5Kq)
But like Pantload he has a baritone voice which makes him dreamy.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Richard "Dick" Thornburg at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (VQQAx)
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Patrick Stewart explains the stock market record, in one short TV season.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (NVYyb)
Rare condition known as "idiot-idiot."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020
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The human and Swedish version of Moon Moon.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (Ejm1K)
I could have a long talk with my dog regarding the impacts of climate change, but, see, its my dog, so I don't expect to accomplish much.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (+DS2f)
Posted by: David Hogg at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (I2dne)
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Just close your eyes and pretend it's you that you're banging.
Posted by: can of spam at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (g0aRc)
Posted by: Snarling Lipcurl at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (ymnmz)
They combined wits and still only came up with a halfwit.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (puu6v)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (3aI0K)
Once I found out that Ecuador kicked Assange out of their embassy because he smeared his own feces all over their walls, I lost all interest in anything he might ever say or do.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (Kpl3J)
With all the balance and insight that TV writers and actors are known for.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
They're all acting.
Just remember that bimbo head French Stewart on "3rd Rock from the Sun" was Patrick Stewart's actual son.
Bah, Bah, Bah.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (vcOmj)
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So not Hong Kong?
Going to be hard to get those Chinese ticket sales.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (sX1BW)
I could have a long talk with my dog regarding the impacts of climate change, but, see, its my dog, so I don't expect to accomplish much.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (+DS2f)
At least your dog will listen to you.
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (08T1+)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (dNzKv)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
You'll have FOUR viewers!
Posted by: Tami
Heh!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (vN4+Q)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (bDqIh)
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Nah. That franchise is too busy sucking Chinese dick to fund its huge budgets and wide distribution there to dare shoving an environmentalist message in.
That particular virtue signal is for us. Their money masters don't like it much, though, nor do they like homo stuff. I suspect the Transformers franchise remains non-green and hetero as long as the Chinese money holds up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (mv+Oj)
I dunno. She has a lot of competition from Hollywood.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (+lVUW)
BREAKING: Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and manager AJ Hinch have been suspended for one year after an MLB investigation found the team used technology to cheat during its World Series-winning 2017 season, sources familiar with the punishment tell ESPN.
Additionally, MLB will fine the Astros $5 million and take away their first- and second-round picks in the 2020 and 2021 drafts, sources tell ESPN.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (aS1PU)
I thinks it's the accent. Sadly. BTW, Hopkins is a real actor.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (zr5Kq)
Discovery and Voyager were pounding stakes into Trek's heart long before this.
Posted by: bonhomme at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (9t0Zz)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (l7udz)
They're going to make it just like the stupid ass TNG
"Hey, we're in space! Don't be racist!"
"Hey, we're in space, War is Bad!"
"Hey, we're in space! Capitalism is Evil!"
...
"Hey, we're in space! Orange Man Bad!"
.... *sigh*
How are they going to make it "about Trump" without being completely ham-fisted about it? Oh. Right. They won't even try. It's just fucking stupid. The whole television industry (which apparently is all in Atlanta and Vancouver... go figure) has collectively lost their fucking minds.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (Ct55T)
Don't hate the monkey, hate the organ grinder. And I don't mean her
heartless parents, I mean the money behind the Gretas of the world. That
means Steyer, Soros, and the rest of the scum pumping money into the
Global Climate Strike.
Now you can despise her for fun, but the problem only ends when the shark loses its head, not when it loses its teeth!
Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 02:05 PM (0HpOW)
Did someone say organ grinder?
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (b6YYC)
Muhammad Hide the Salami Muhammad
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (gmo/4)
Stand up comedian's bit on greta:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpDOXEywSEk
Warning: He is not gentle nor PC.
Posted by: Sgt Carter at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (XCHfW)
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Damn.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (sX1BW)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (jsWA8)
She's still the least likeable climate activist to date.
I dunno. She has a lot of competition from Hollywood.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (+lVUW)
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To her credit, she hasn't commanded any masseuses to release her chakra. As far as we know.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (a0IVu)
Posted by: runningrn at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (EZJ/Z)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (vcOmj)
He has a son? I find that hard to believe. He is paid in 3 dollar bills.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (aS1PU)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
Sebastian Gorka, Trump's resident Klingon. Fn'gaTh P'nIth!
Your move, Kirrrrrrrk.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (dNzKv)
Da, da, look at cute puppy!
Posted by: Vlad "the omnivore" Putin at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (08T1+)
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I suggest a new word, "democrapic," for movies that are designed to be unattractive to all but the most woke wokescolds.
"Captain Marvel II, aimed at the democrapic of wokescolds, is a sure box office hit!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (oBfF8)
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That's right. Teach those voters how stupid they are!
Anyway, isn't that considered "punching down"?
What happened to people taking on mighty corporations? Oh I get it, now it's mighty corporations who take on the people. That's... oddly Soviet.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (VQQAx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (yQpMk)
Does anybody really think Putin posts on FB? Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (dNzKv)
(Shifty eyes)
No.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (ufFY
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#twoweeks
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (flINI)
ham-fisted about it? Oh. Right. They won't even try. It's just
fucking stupid. The whole television industry (which apparently is all
in Atlanta and Vancouver... go figure) has collectively lost their
fucking minds.
The Packlids and the Ferengi join forces and elect space Trump to space power, Picard joins forces with the BORG to thwart space Trump because even the BORG know Orangemanbad
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Carrot Top at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (lfmil)
I think this is why Facebook is frantically trying to peddle neutrality, even as the screamers threaten to regulate them to death. If Trump enables Euro-style privacy laws and countless Americans abandon it, what's left? Third World peasants, bots, and Tinder profiles? Their value would be destroyed overnight.
Now Google is in a much stronger position... allegedly.
Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (0HpOW)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
You'll have FOUR viewers!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:00 PM (cF8AT)
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Seriously, why would you even go into a project thinking "hey, let's be narrow-mindedly topical and ensure our product will be completely outdated pretty much by the time it's released?"
Posted by: can of spam at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (g0aRc)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (dNzKv)
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Yes. As "Greta Thunberg" according to the leak.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (VQQAx)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (yQpMk)
Riddick!
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Mohammed McCool at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (+Lg8f)
Posted by: JuJuBee at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (gZC7p)
He always knows exactly what she means to say!
Posted by: barbarausa at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: Brown Hornet at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (l7udz)
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (08T1+)
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I suggest a new word, "democrapic," for movies that are designed to be unattractive to all but the most woke wokescolds.
"Captain Marvel II, aimed at the democrapic of wokescolds, is a sure box office hit!"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (oBfF
SJW scolds: "It wasn't made for you!!!!"
Normal people: "OK, I won't watch it."
SJW Scolds: "SEXIST!!11!!! REEEEEEE!!"
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (7HtZB)
...Daddy show me again where the Climate Doll touched me....................No ja freek a little HIGHER...
sorry pumpkin.................
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (5IHGB)
One word: cryogenics.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (axyOa)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (NSFCQ)
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That's right. Teach those voters how stupid they are!
Anyway, isn't that considered "punching down"?
What happened to people taking on mighty corporations? Oh I get it, now it's mighty corporations who take on the people. That's... oddly Soviet.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (VQQAx)
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Almost everyone associated with ST: TNG is batshit crazy. Johnathan Frakes might be sane.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (yQpMk)
By then they've made it all the way up to the 16th century.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy
You know how much shit you could start because no one would believe it's you?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (LLzS4)
'Sup?
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:02 PM (cF8AT)
Not a whole lot. Still trying to catch a break. On the plus side, my guitar skills are shaping back up. What's up with you?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (sjdRT)
He always knows exactly what she means to say!
Posted by: barbarausa at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (W7IZQ)
So with Pixy 1.0 we get real sock puppets?
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (aS1PU)
She keeps making mistakes consistent with the intelligence of a bag of dirty gym socks, no?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (vPKfA)
Ace, if you want an excellent tie-in between the Royal Family scandal and the Disney woke-corporation scandal, and Twitter's fascistic news-burying, here it is! :
https://www.infowars.com/twitter-removes-cringey-video-of-prince- harry-pitching-meghan-markle-to-disney-ceo/
(Remove space)
TWITTER REMOVES CRINGEY VIDEO OF PRINCE HARRY PITCHING MEGHAN MARKLE TO DISNEY CEO
"Twitter is apparently removing embarrassing footage of Prince Harry asking Disney CEO Bob Iger for a job for his wife Meghan Markle.
The resurfaced video shows Harry pitching the Duchess of Sussex to Iger about a voiceover gig while Markle chats up music icons Jay-Z and Beyoncé during the "Lion King" premiere in London last July.
"You know she does voice-overs?" Harry tells Iger, who responds with, "Oh really? Ah..."
"Did you know that?" Harry asks.
Iger replied, "I did not know that."
Harry then acts as Markle's agent, inquiring about a possible job for her at Disney.
"You seem surprised, but yeah, she's really interested," Harry says.
Iger politely indulges the Duke of Sussex, nodding and saying, "Sure...we'd love to try."
Posted by: zombie at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (fK2gX)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (YslsA)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (VYwSh)
Find spokespeople for your cause that aren't too retarded to figure out Facebook.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (VQQAx)
I am the great and powerful Greta!!
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 02:14 PM (vd8XM)
BREAKING: Houston Astros GM Jeff Luhnow and manager AJ Hinch have been suspended for one year after an MLB investigation found the team used technology to cheat during its World Series-winning 2017 season, sources familiar with the punishment tell ESPN.
Additionally, MLB will fine the Astros $5 million and take away their first- and second-round picks in the 2020 and 2021 drafts, sources tell ESPN.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:08 PM (cF8AT)
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Ouch. That's gonna hurt. And it's too bad, because it puts a bit of a pall on my "Justin Verlander had the coolest year of all time" stance.
On the plus side, only a month or so from spring training!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:14 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 02:14 PM (NWiLs)
He always knows exactly what she means to say!
Posted by: barbarausa at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (W7IZQ)
So with Pixy 1.0 we get real sock puppets?
Posted by: DR.WTF
Any of you faggots try to shove your hand up my ass, I'll kill you.
Posted by: Francis at January 13, 2020 02:14 PM (LLzS4)
Just remember that bimbo head French Stewart on "3rd Rock from the Sun" was Patrick Stewart's actual son.--
Uh, no.
[Patrick] Stewart and his first wife, Sheila Falconer, divorced in 1990 after 24 years of marriage. They have two children, son Daniel and daughter Sophia.
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 02:14 PM (45lFm)
He always knows exactly what she means to say!
Posted by: barbarausa at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (W7IZQ)
Not unlike Timmy and his know-it-all dog.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:14 PM (ZS9TG)
About that. A savant at what exactly? Climate change isn't the piano, and it isn't mathematics. It is a complex science. And she seemingly knows next to nothing about it, not really. Just a lot of scare quotes. What exactly is her value as part of any conversation on the subject?
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (+DS2f)
Ya know what would be super edgy? A popular cultural product that was critical of Donald Trump.
That's kind of creative, out-of-the-box thinking that'll grab unsuspecting audiences by the short-and-curlies.
They won't know what hit 'em.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (dNzKv)
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She's not autistic. Autistic people don't stand in front of large crowds to give speeches, or blog about sailing across the ocean to meet and greet with actors and actresses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (XwzG5)
Chinese money aside, the non-green and hetero parts are why those big, dumb movies are popular. People want to relax and have fun -- and explosions, fast cars, and hot women are superfun. NO LECTURES.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (bDqIh)
Her parents should be flogged.
Soros and all his kin should be deported to Hungary.
Steyer and his ilk investigated by the IRS.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (lfmil)
Posted by: Garrett Cole at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:10 PM (yQpMk
Moslems invented zero, just nothing left for them to do.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (TUUTu)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
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So, did you access to the story treatments or is this just going to turn out to be a hyperaccurate guess?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: The Federal Reserve at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (w+Ped)
OooooOOoohhh NooOOOoooh!
Fucking pustules.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (LLzS4)
Her parents should be flogged.
Soros and all his kin should be deported to Hungary.
Steyer and his ilk investigated by the IRS.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (lfmil)
At first glance I thought you said Soros and all his skin...which would be fine.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM
Next you're going to accuse us of being jerks.
Posted by: Gym Socks at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (yu4yz)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
No.
We are smart.
Posted by: The Packlids at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (aS1PU)
"She just doesn't have strong communication or interpersonal skills.
"Bring out the Gimp."
"But the Gimp's sleeping..."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (Kpl3J)
So Picard sampled the front hole and the back hole and prefers the hairy back hole of a man now?
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Ignoramus
To the guy who is actually increasing their economic potential.
Trump. At least some are getting it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (+lVUW)
She's a Holy Maid applied as a political hand-puppet; she's an Elizabeth Barton type. Those aren't new, but somehow they always are.
Posted by: illrede at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (BGbka)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:07 PM (I2dne)
I find it endlessly amusing that the atheist social-credit Chinese are much more stern about morality than fake-American conservatives are.
Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (0HpOW)
I could have a long talk with my dog regarding the impacts of climate change, but, see, its my dog, so I don't expect to accomplish much.
Posted by: Inspector Kemp at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (+DS2f)
Child shield. She memorized and regurgitates lines. And if you criticize anything said you are attacking an autistic girl. You monster.
And she either is autistic or some other mental problems which means shame on her parents and the people that exploit her. Or she's an actress faking being that which means shame on her, her parents and the people she is the frontman for.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 02:18 PM (aPG/y)
Her parents should be flogged.
Soros and all his kin should be deported to Hungary.
Steyer and his ilk investigated by the IRS.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (lfmil)
Greta and her parents are Swedes who live in Sweden.
I'd say that's a pretty big punishment right out of the gate.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 02:18 PM (j3npP)
Guess that NASA outreach didn't work out
Posted by: McCool at January 13, 2020 02:18 PM (+Lg8f)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Make it so.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (kUmUV)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 02:13 PM (NWiLs)
Well, you're accomplishing way more than I am these days. I'm a complete slug today....ok, yesterday too...and the day before that.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sheriff Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (LLzS4)
So where do all the Black voters go?
Posted by: Ignoramus
"We've swapped out the incompetent black candidates for this gay high school kid with a funny name. Let's see if they notice."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (ZS9TG)
Guess that NASA outreach didn't work out
Posted by: McCool at January 13, 2020 02:18 PM (+Lg8f)
It did, but suicide vests and spacecraft dont mix
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (dNzKv)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (gmo/4)
He always knows exactly what she means to say!
Her mom also blames her autism, anxiety and OCD on both climate change and the patriarchy!
She wrote a book about her two troubled kids, likening their challenges to the challenges of climate change or somesuch. The whole thing is creepy and ridiculous.
Greta also blames her autism on climate change, which is why she's so emotionally invested -- we're killing *her* as well as the planet by not doing something NOW. But then, she says her autism is her super power.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 02:20 PM (bDqIh)
They moved to Canada
____________
And announced the creation of their new website, "Royal Corgis" where you can buy made-in-China t-shirts, dog bowls, leashes, etc., with the Royal Corgi seal!
And remember, 1/1064 of all profits from the sale of Royal Corgi merchandise will be donated to the Royal Corgi Foundation, which will go to the care and feeding of royal corgis living in Canada and other commonwealth countries!
Support the efforts of royal corgis to live independently luxurious lives off your hard-earned dollars! It's your duty, peasants!
Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 13, 2020 02:20 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 13, 2020 02:11 PM (ymnmz)
No.
We are smart.
Posted by: The Packlids at January 13, 2020 02:16 PM (aS1PU)
Any Pakled would rise to the top of the democrat field. Evil Space Retards 2020
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 02:20 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver
About the same time that you are allowed to criticize grieving Meghan McCain's dead father.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 02:20 PM (+lVUW)
she's kind of like a human shield. If she gets any pushback her handlers can cry 'how dare you! she's just a child!'
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 02:20 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Buzzion
Not autistic. See #269.
Autistics don't stand in front of large crowds and make speeches.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Mrs. Gray's instructions to Paolo at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (yu4yz)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
Posted by: barbarausa at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (W7IZQ)
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:19 PM (ZS9TG)
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Dammit, there are people in my office! Stifling that much laughter has to be bad for one!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
The only character that wasn't an annoying piece of shit was the freakin' robot.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:22 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: runner
Sparkle Markle Cooch Cleanser.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:22 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 02:22 PM (dNzKv)
How are they going to make it "about Trump" without being completely ham-fisted about it?
One word: cryogenics.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (yQpMk)
ITS FUNNY CAUSE THERE IS ONE STAR TREK MOVIE WHERE PICARD AND BETA KILL THE BORG QUEEN AND FREE ALL THE BORG, ALOT LIKE KILLING THE BIG SALAMI AND FREEING THE IRANIAN PEOPLE.
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: runner
Sparkle Markle Cooch Cleanser.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:22 PM (LLzS4)
"Royal Flush"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Ignoramus
To the guy who is actually increasing their economic potential.
Trump. At least some are getting it.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13,
***
My now retired former army intelligence analyst is a proud PDT supporter and just this very morning talking about how many of the Black community are getting with the program. He traces it back to when they began to see the Dems as just another plantation.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (axyOa)
sci-fi does take on a lot of social issues, as they suppose what a future world would look like. I'm no student of the broad school of science fiction messaging, but Star Trek would seem to portray religion (especially Christian) as a more primitive culture, and their higher orders are "progressive".
Is Trump primitive, or is it Antifa and the lying grifters that are primitive?
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (Cus5s)
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She's not autistic. Autistic people don't stand in front of large crowds to give speeches, or blog about sailing across the ocean to meet and greet with actors and actresses.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 02:15 PM (XwzG5)
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I should have added the + They laid the groundwork for "Autism" last summer. Any criticism is then countered because she is "Disabled'. Disabled like Pol fucking Pot. Kill anyone who disagrees. His dream was an Agrarian Society. With lots of skulls.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Candles redolent of the aroma of royal vagina. It will be called Regina.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Toad-O at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (cct0t)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
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Yup, it hasn't aged well, especially the first 2 seasons. It starts picking up in season 3. "The Best of Both Worlds" is way better than any of the movies. Now, DS9 has aged much much better.
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (Lyh9/)
______________
Next up: $150 candles in the scent of over-used, gold-digging, fame-hungry whores.
You'll never guess whose vaginas we used as the inspiration! Oh wait, sure you will! It was ours!
Posted by: Gwynnie and Megs at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (k4dH2)
We demand 1/1024!
For authenticity!
Posted by: Royal Corgi Foundation at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (yu4yz)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (hjbxx)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Killerdog at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (b3kZJ)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
++++++++++++++
At least Riker was a cad and a bounder.
TNG gave us one great thing: the Borg. The Borg were a spectacular enemy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (bML9A)
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (VQQAx)
I actually have a bit of the soft spot for the Queen. Once she's gone, I hope britain bids a Farewell to Kings.*
*RIP, Neil Peart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:25 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (Lyh9/)
I've watched every ST series multiple times but I could never get into DS9. Everyone tells me it's the best of all of them though.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Ben Rothlisbergergler at January 13, 2020 02:26 PM (ymnmz)
https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/01/11/ bookie-slashes-odds-meghan-markle-running-president/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 02:26 PM (aqwWL)
Posted by: joncelli, entrepreneur at January 13, 2020 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade
You give her 10 years?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:26 PM (LLzS4)
Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (KNsKs)
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I nominate "Little Shitler" from Coward County Fla.
Can you imagine the dysfunctional mess that would come from that coupling, not to mention one butt-ugly and stupid spawn-unit.
Posted by: Conan The Barbarian at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (JNTt1)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (I2dne)
I KNOW RIGHT!
Posted by: 7 OF 9 at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (ymnmz)
I disagree - TNG was sappy a lot of the time, but it also had some very good episodes. On Voyager, they gave the ship a giant vagina right out in front so you would know right away how "woke" they were.
Back in the day, I remember one of the best Usenet flamewars of all time, lasted for months, was started by this post: "Best Trek Captain Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch?"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (Kpl3J)
Here here.
Now would be a fantastic moment for Britain to abolish the monarchy and go full republican, what with the resurgence of national pride, Brexit, etc.
I wouldn't want to see them write a new constitution under the likes of the typical British politician, however....
Who the hell am i kidding. Once Liz is kaput, it'll be the Islamic Republic of Londonistan in a matter of months.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (I2dne)
That was Q's fault.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
I'll criticize the Climate Creep all I want.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (oVJmc)
Has Trump ever actually dropped the mic? I don't mean figuratively...has he ever just said his piece, actually dropped the microphone, crossed arms in classic b-boy stance, posed, scowled, and then walked away?
If not him, who? If not now, when?
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (u4/yY)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (LLzS4)
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I have a daughter with severe autism, but who is high functioning enough that she would - and has - spoken in public. Maybe not "large crowds" but honestly the size of the crowd wouldn't bother her - 30 or 30,000 would affect her the same.
That aside, St. Greta appears to be Aspergers than autistic, though both are on the autism spectrum.
Posted by: can of spam at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (g0aRc)
Posted by: gaius martius at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (hMlTh)
Ick.
Posted by: Diogenes at January 13, 2020 02:12 PM (axyOa)
A man's got to know his separations.
Posted by: The Federal Harry Callahan Reserve at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (w+Ped)
My now retired former army intelligence analyst is a proud PDT supporter and just this very morning talking about how many of the Black community are getting with the program. He traces it back to when they began to see the Dems as just another plantation.
Posted by: Diogenes
I'll believe it when I see it actually happen at the polls.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (aKsyK)
_____________
Sure smells like a weiner to us, and we've had a lot of weiners under our noses!
Oh wait, did you say "winner" . . . . . .?
Posted by: Gwynnie and Megs at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
++++++++++++++
At least Riker was a cad and a bounder.
TNG gave us one great thing: the Borg. The Borg were a spectacular enemy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:24 PM (I2dne)
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Oh, yes. Believe it or not, "Regeneration" a Star Trek: Enterprise S2 episode (they made it work in continuity, just barely), actually managed to make the Borg creepy again after Voyager turned them into wimps!
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (Kpl3J)
Boyeeeeee.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:25 PM (u4/yY)
I called the DNC a long time ago
Can't you see how late they reactin'?
They only claim to like blacks 'cause they want their vote
But vote Trump if you want out of the shithole
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 02:28 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:29 PM (VQQAx)
to 6 professional XLR microphones. It comes with a free copy of Cubase
LE - which is a sound editing program from Germany. After wrestling for a
couple of days with the Steinberg Inc. sign in procedure for their
website, I finally got to point where I can download the software. It is
15.1 Gigabytes. If I have no failures it will take me approximately
100,000 seconds or 27 hours to download.
Since the program was
probably written by very bad programmers I would guess it is written in
either some grandiose version of C++ or an object oriented version of
ADA and will have more bugs that a tropical rain forest. Doubtless the
entire program could have been written in a few thousand lines of C, but
that would have required hiring people who could actually program,
instead of former journalists who had just learned how to code. I only
have 16 Gig of memory on my machine and the entire program can't fit
into the machine at one time.
For a point of reference, all of the Linux 64 bit operating system, utilities, and X-Windows plus all of the graphical programs fits on a single DVD (4.7 GB)
Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2020 02:29 PM (v8BwH)
Disabled AND Black! Affirmative Action in the 24th Century!!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 02:29 PM (vN4+Q)
Sir Patrick Stewart Says New 'Star Trek' Series Will Take On Trump, Brexit.
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Exploring an old planet, where man has spent his entire history.
is it called "orphan 55"? because, apparently, doctor who can mind meld now.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 02:29 PM (sGtp+)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM
Dude...you can have the little twerp.
Posted by: The Face-Sized Spider in MWR's Closet at January 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: The question not asked at January 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (XTiHL)
The DNC is a joke in your town
Get up, get get get down
Vote Trump with the golden scalp crown
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (CGzbQ)
Posted by: The question not asked at January 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Do you have to find the candle's g-spot to light it?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Gaia is only using the Prophet Greta (and/or the Greta Father Saint) as an instrument of bringing us fossil fueling sinners to salvation and/or socialism, whichever comes first.
Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (hdzef)
Posted by: The question not asked at January 13, 2020 02:30 PM (ymnmz)
Johnny Bench's old catcher's mitt
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (08T1+)
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (VQQAx)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (lfmil)
Sure! The Black Dude is wearin' sunglasses!
/Some stand up comic I can't remember
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (ikxxu)
They don't have the technology to give him new eyes?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (NSFCQ)
Greta Thunberg is the poster child against molestation.
Posted by: ... at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (VQQAx)
HOW DARE YOU!
Posted by: Greta's Father at January 13, 2020 02:33 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 02:33 PM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:23 PM (Lyh9/)
I've watched every ST series multiple times but I could never get into DS9. Everyone tells me it's the best of all of them though.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:25 PM (cF8AT)
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Did you stick with it past Season 2? If not, that's when it starts picking up. Season 1 and 2 are good in their own way, they do a damn good job of world building. Start with the Season 2 season finale.
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (cF8AT)
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I really liked the "Q" character.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 02:33 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2020 02:29 PM (v8BwH)
Dude, there's got to be some freeware program out there that's less of a pain to get and use.
Posted by: joncelli, entrepreneur at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (RD7QR)
Back in the day, I remember one of the best Usenet flamewars of all
time, lasted for months, was started by this post: "Best Trek Captain
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or
fixt because kate mulgrew starred in the mrs. columbo spinoff and i'm not above typecasting people.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (sGtp+)
They don't have the technology to give him new eyes?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Nerd Trivia: in the series ender, "All Good Things", Future Geordi had enhanced eyes, his visor was gone.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Kpl3J)
The ability to remember and collate huge amounts of information is not applicable to the learned skill of long term, sustained thought on a deep problem.
You'd be a kick-ass secretary, but a lousy physicist.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (Ct55T)
If not him, who? If not now, when?
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:27 PM (u4/yY)
Obama was reading tweets on somebodys late night show and he read one from Trump about how bad he would be remembered as President, and then he said well at least I will be remembered as President. And literally dropped the mic.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (9VeU0)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods
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The paranoid remnants of a decayed civilization.
Posted by: National Lampoon at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (xSo9G)
French Direct Action Guys should Rainbow Warrior Greta's ass.
Hmm. That did not come out anywhere close to where I was headed.
Hell with it, full speed ahead!
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (axhd4)
Pete Rose
2017 Huston Astros
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (gmo/4)
And, the 2018 Boston Red Sox.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (1s2j5)
Why does the black helmsman on SNG (Geordie?) have to wear those wrap around sunglasses?
They don't have the technology to give him new eyes?
well, ryker *tried* to give him new eyes once, but he turned them down.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (sGtp+)
time, lasted for months, was started by this post: "Best Trek Captain
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo "?
fixt because kate mulgrew starred in the mrs. columbo spinoff and i'm not above typecasting people.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (sGtp +)
I get no respect.
Posted by: Jonathan Archer at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (CGzbQ)
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo ?"
Bill Murray. Or maybe Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)
341
Back in the day, I remember one of the best Usenet flamewars of all
time, lasted for months, was started by this post: "Best Trek Captain
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo ?"
fixt because kate mulgrew starred in the mrs. columbo spinoff and i'm not above typecasting people.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (sGtp+)
Weird Al's White and Nerdy: "Only question I thought was hard, 'Do I like Kirk, or do I like Picard?.'"
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (1CjJc)
...
Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2020 02:29 PM (v8BwH)
+++++++++++++
Zoom recorders are good in my experience. Never worked with on that big, but I have been favorably impressed in the past.
And that is outlandishly large. I wonder if it contains loads of sample files. If it doesn't, someone is bad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 02:31 PM (XTiHL)
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It's all well and good to know what pitch is coming, but, still have to hit the stupid ball.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM
Dropped it on his dick in this case.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (b6YYC)
show and he read one from Trump about how bad he would be remembered as
President, and then he said well at least I will be remembered as
President. And literally dropped the mic.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (9VeU0)
That sure is fun to watch. Ole Barky started the end zone dance on the five yard line on that one.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
Huh.
It's a negro thing. Zod doesn't understand.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (1s2j5)
++++++++++++
I have a harder time getting upset about that one. I shouldn't, but Boston is a hive of scum and villainy and thus nothing surprises me about any of it. Houston is more disappointing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
Well then maybe he was Jackie Stewart's son. Or maybe Jackie Stewart was Patrick Stewart's brother. Or maybe it was Rod Stewart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Obama was reading tweets on somebodys late night show and he read one from Trump about how bad he would be remembered as President, and then he said well at least I will be remembered as President. And literally dropped the mic.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (9VeU0)
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One of my, maybe my most, favorite "statements that aged poorly" of all time. Still watch it every now and again for a laugh. Up there with Lincoln Steffens saying "I have seen the future, and it works" but way more immediate and embarrassing.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (fUqBx)
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo ?"
Bill Murray. Or maybe Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)
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Tim Allen.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
Well then maybe he was Jackie Stewart's son. Or maybe Jackie Stewart was Patrick Stewart's brother. Or maybe it was Rod Stewart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)
Don't look at me.
Posted by: Martha Stewart at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (oVJmc)
Guess that NASA outreach didn't work out
Posted by: McCool at January 13, 2020 02:18 PM (+Lg8f)
Maybe it worked out great, and they were all launched to Mars or something.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
He was morally right not factually right.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (9VeU0)
376 French Stewart is NOT Sir Patrick Stewart's son.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
Well then maybe he was Jackie Stewart's son. Or maybe Jackie Stewart
was Patrick Stewart's brother. Or maybe it was Rod Stewart.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (Kpl3J)
patick's and kristen's secret love baby
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:37 PM (ymnmz)
January 2016, "I continue to believe that Mr. Tump, er, Trump, will not be President."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas
SPOILSPORTS!!
No, he's not. I recalled them appearing on some TV show together, and maybe Patrick pretended to be his father.
But after researching on the intertubes, he is obviously NOT.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (oiNtH)
It is a heck of a lot easier to hit the ball when you know what kind of pitch is coming which is why catchers start learning in Little League to hide their calls.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
+++++++++++++
Just the who the hell do you think you are? What gives you the right to deny his truth?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: An Observation
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No one will ever need more than 640K - Bill Gates
Posted by: National Lampoon at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (CDGwz)
She's a talkative little mute.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (M9ntN)
I think the odds are 50/50 that she ends up in a burqa.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (CGzbQ)
French Stewart is a skin tag that was removed from Patrick's hindquarters.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (fUqBx)
We stole signals in 2017. In 2019 we gave them away.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (c5/jb)
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Lyh9/)
You're not the first person to tell me that but I have a hard time not watching series from the beginning. Then the problem is, I hate the beginning and don't make it past season 1.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT)
French Stewart is NOT Sir Patrick Stewart's son.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at January 13, 2020 02:34 PM (SRRAx)
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Just the who the hell do you think you are? What gives you the right to deny his truth?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (I2dne)
There are FOUR lights!
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (N39Ws)
and fumbled it out of the end zone for a touch back for his opponent, yeah talk about a self own
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (XTiHL)
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo ?"
Bill Murray. Or maybe Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)
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Tim Allen.
Posted by: blake
I know he went full retard, but Jim Carry's capt kirk imitations are hilarious.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (PkVlr)
I wonder if he's figured out the motive, though....
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (9VeU0)
January 2016, "I continue to believe that Mr. Tump, er, Trump, will not be President."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)
Who said this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
That sure is fun to watch. Ole Barky started the end zone dance on the five yard line on that one.
My favorite was the prissy Brit late-night host. "Do it! Run for president!"
Oliver something.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: flounder,
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See: 'Magic wand' comments.
Posted by: National Lampoon at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)
Of course, he also believes in socialism, Islam, and that spending enough money can bring dumb asses up to snuff.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: blaster
What comic timing! Genius!
Acting! Thank you!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Species 8472 at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (oiNtH)
The Windsors are couch surfing?
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (Uu+Jp)
The name Oliver annoys me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (iBBEC)
January 2016, "I continue to believe that Mr. Tump, er, Trump, will not be President."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)
Who said this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
Bronco.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (1CjJc)
Who said this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless
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Our Lord and Savior Obama. If you search up "election predictions 2016 compilation" on Youtube you'll find it and a few others.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (M9ntN)
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (2Mnv1)
She's a talkative little mute.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 02:39 PM (M9ntN)
LOL...does Greta know what a mute is? Is that like being vegan mute? "DID I TELL YOU I AM MUTE!?"
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (fUqBx)
Say it in Eva Gabor's voice. That helps.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (fUqBx)
January 2016, "I continue to believe that Mr. Tump, er, Trump, will not be President."
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (1CjJc)
Who said this?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (ymnmz)
Bronco.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (1CjJc)
John Elway?!? Say it ain't so.
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (7HtZB)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (1s2j5)
Greta is a messed up young girl who will soon be a very messed up young woman. Used by her parents for notoriety and money. Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 02:38 PM (oiNtH)
Bangkok Mike's Happy Party Disco Gentleman Klub And Disco. All dance fun anyting go kind of place!
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (ZS9TG)
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:33 PM (Lyh9/)
You're not the first person to tell me that but I have a hard time not watching series from the beginning. Then the problem is, I hate the beginning and don't make it past season 1.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (cF8AT
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Yeah, a lot of bottle episodes there. "Duet" and the season finale are both damn good, though. If you've seen most of S1, then skip it, just watch the Pilot, "Duet" (because it is so damn good!) and the season finale.
Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (Lyh9/)
Posted by: Species 8472 at January 13, 2020 02:42 PM (aKsyK)
You say that like its a BAD thing.
Posted by: Kzinti at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (NgKpN)
Oliver something.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:41 PM (ZS9TG)
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https://youtu.be/YGWxs_yWekk?t=65
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (I2dne)
Say it in Eva Gabor's voice. That helps.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (IttZ7)
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TV Land was one of the few things I was allowed to watch as a kid... Lisa Douglas and the chicks from Petticoat Junction... nostalgia boner.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (fUqBx)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Cheri
And Chelsea was married at the estate of one of Soros' children on the Hudson River. Well, ain't that a surprise, huh?
Guess they might have known the Clintoons, huh?
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 02:45 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 02:45 PM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (M9ntN)
Barky said this after the election and days before inauguration?
WTF- what did he know and when did Barky know it? JEEBUS what a tell. Call his friggin bluff already Barr.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 02:45 PM (ymnmz)
Also - Star Trek was always heavily dosed with woke-ass Commie shit, so no surprise here. Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:43 PM (fUqBx)
Yes.
In the "Yengs-Coms" episode, Kirk ought to have violated the Prime Directive and told the Yanks "hey, you'd better off these guys while you can, or they'll give you NO END of headache."
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:45 PM (yvnmY)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 13, 2020 02:45 PM (1CjJc)
That is the whole idea.
Posted by: atilla the thrilla at January 13, 2020 02:46 PM (w7KSn)
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 02:46 PM (iBBEC)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 02:44 PM (fUqBx)
I watched them when they were new.
Remove thyself from my Lawn.
Posted by: Kzinti at January 13, 2020 02:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
I think you're confusing a major draw to the show with one of its flaws! But yes, I tried getting someone into it two decades after- skipping most of the first two seasons- and realized that I liked it less than I did. By the way, the black man worh the cybernetic eyes was the engineer. Which raises some interesting questions about why eugenics and cybernetics are not mandatory in the Trek universe instead of reviled.
Posted by: trev006 at January 13, 2020 02:47 PM (0HpOW)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2020 02:48 PM (k/TB6)
.@SpeakerPelosi Here is #Tehran, Jan 13 2020.
Riot police on horses are ready for crackdown the people.
#IranProtests2020 is bigger than the Iranian student movement. Today, the nation chanting together that "We Don't want Islamic Republic anymore" So, STOP #NancyPelosiFakeNews.
https://tinyurl.com/www5g9g
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 02:48 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 02:49 PM (Uu+Jp)
The Trump campaign needs to make a meme of the Dems scolding Trump supporters Greta-style
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 02:54 PM (MxEKc)
Remember Islam can disapear very suddenly. If the word gets out on the Errors in the Koran that I have noted here, all of it can vanish in less than a year.
Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2020 02:59 PM (Wpfen)
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo ?"
Bill Murray. Or maybe Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)
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Tim Allen.
Posted by: blake
I know he went full retard, but Jim Carry's capt kirk imitations are hilarious.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (PkVlr)
Zap Brannigan.
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 03:01 PM (gmo/4)
cybernetics are not mandatory in the Trek universe instead of reviled.
Khan.
Posted by: An Observation at January 13, 2020 03:02 PM (NsauP)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 03:04 PM (CGzbQ)
Rachel Maddow will incorporate it somewhere in her Conspiracy Theory Tree, and dissecting this "new bombshell" will give her at least a week's worth monologues.
Posted by: Char at January 13, 2020 03:08 PM (Iv6Jc)
Ever: Kirk, Picard, Sisko, Or That Bitch Mrs. Columbo ?"
Bill Murray. Or maybe Jeff Goldblum.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 02:36 PM (ZS9TG)
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Tim Allen.
Posted by: blake
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I know he went full retard, but Jim Carry's capt kirk imitations are hilarious.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 02:40 PM (PkVlr)
Zap Brannigan.
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Jim Belushi
Posted by: Char at January 13, 2020 03:11 PM (Iv6Jc)
Posted by: Chris W at January 13, 2020 03:12 PM (Y9uNK)
Posted by: joncelli, entrepreneur at January 13, 2020 02:26 PM (RD7QR)
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Give me a heads up when it hits the stores. I'm intrigued.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 03:12 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 13, 2020 02:21 PM (8n0ul)
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That's was the K + N headset. He had to oil the filters occasionally to keep it working.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 03:16 PM (VYwSh)
Pete Rose
2017 Huston Astros
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 02:17 PM (gmo/4)
And, the 2018 Boston Red Sox.
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 13, 2020 02:35 PM (1s2j5)
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Give the manager his walking paper so he can go back to P.R. to help with relief efforts would work for me. Cora , the manager, happened to be a coach for the Astros during that time. Hmmmmmmmmm. Cora in 2018 was the boy genius, smug and cocky. In 2019 he was "Duh".
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 03:21 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 13, 2020 04:12 PM (wGqjj)
Is the Thunbrat admitting she's written nothing?
Posted by: aelfheld at January 13, 2020 04:53 PM (IxDhF)
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