The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker Suspends Presidential Campaign

He'll be spending more time with his beard.

Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ) announced Monday that he is ending his 2020 presidential campaign amid dismal polling numbers and fundraising struggles.

"It's with a full heart that I share this news -- I've made the decision to suspend my campaign for president," Booker wrote to supporters in an email. "It was a difficult decision to make, but I got in this race to win, and I've always said I wouldn’t continue if there was no longer a path to victory."

Actress interest Rosario Dawson expressed regret that her role as "Alleged Girlfriend" was cancelled sooner than hoped.

Posted by: Ace at 12:29 PM




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1 ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (Kpl3J)

2 More time to go out and hit all that poon.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (RD7QR)

3 Buttigieg/Booker 2020!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (XwzG5)

4 not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:30 PM (zZbCU)

5 Sponge!

Posted by: Brunnhilde at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (aW5/6)

6 Booker hit the wall. The Wall remains undefeated.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (iLaBB)

7 Actress interest Rosaria Dawson expressed regret that her role as "alleged girlfriend" was cancelled sooner than hoped.

==========

"All the hot sex was just the hottest sex of the hottest sexes."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (zZbCU)

8 LOL I just searched google for "Iran State TV Anchor Resigns" and one of the top hits was "Shep Smith leaving Fox News".

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)

9 Now he has time to date.

Posted by: henry at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (JMDly)

10
Time to unleash that fierce heterosexuality on those whose lives lack "Vitamin L"!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (PwMG2)

11 T-Bone breathes a sigh of relief.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

12 "It's with a full heart that I share this news

--

That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (XwzG5)

13 I am Quiticus!

Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (Q9w+/)

14
Oooh, Top 10!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (PwMG2)

15 Well Thank G-D he can not come back and give his full attention to NJ? Oh G-D just shoot me now

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (cEsBM)

16 Dawson got a new USA network show out of it, so she's happy.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (AD3JT)

17 12 "It's with a full heart that I share this news

--

That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (XwzG5)

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In translating from the original Chinese, given to him by his paymasters, it went from "heavy" to "full" and no one noticed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (zZbCU)

18 12. Its with a full heart that I share this news



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That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?
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expect moar failure. imbicile at work

Posted by: henry at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (JMDly)

19
America isn't advanced enough for a fiercely heterosexual president.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:33 PM (7rVsF)

20 That guy was weird ... in a purely political idea(s) kind of way ...

Posted by: Adriane the Weird Candidate Critic ... at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (LPnfS)

21 12 "It's with a full heart that I share this news

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That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (XwzG5)


He likely meant full of shit.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (9VeU0)

22
Booker exemplifies "Dumb as a Senator".

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (7rVsF)

23 Reckon he meant 'heavy heart' ?

Posted by: Sphynx at January 13, 2020 12:34 PM (rXie1)

24 Nooooooo!

Posted by: MAGA at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (ozYfE)

25 Gee, who'd a thunk an African-American guy with no hetero cred, crazy eyes, and who pretends to be from the slums of Newark would not get very far towards being President. Very puzzling.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (AMIL/)

26 "It's with a full heart.." Isn't a saying.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (1ISKN)

27 His path to victory was always a fig newton of his penis warped imagination.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (LYi+h)

28
More and more of the genuine ethnicity chits are lining up behind Pocahantas!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (PwMG2)

29 Corgis called

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (LLzS4)

30 I guess that means we only have one Rhodes scholar former mayor running for President now.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (9VeU0)

31 I'm assuming Dawson got some kind of payoff to keep her mouth shut at the end of this deal.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (8erNz)

32 Spartacus delenda est

Posted by: Sphynx at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (rXie1)

33
He's full of something, but it ain't heart.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (7rVsF)

34 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?
"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.

It's not.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (CqE5x)

35 Did he cry "tears of rage?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (IttZ7)

36 He has been neglecting his true love. Cookie dough ice cream.

Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (t+4uj)

37 25 Gee, who'd a thunk an African-American guy with no hetero cred, crazy eyes, and who pretends to be from the slums of Newark would not get very far towards being President. Very puzzling.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (AMIL/)

==========

"I'm Barack Obama but dumber and less emotionally controlled in settings where I should seem cool and collected."
-Winning campaign message, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (zZbCU)

38 I came. I saw. I bloviated. I was vanquished.

Posted by: Modern-Day Spartacus at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (I2dne)

39 30 I guess that means we only have one Rhodes scholar former mayor running for President now.

So when did 'Rhodes Scholar' become synonymous with 'homosexual red diaper baby'? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (8erNz)

40 Well...shit. Another rejection. On to the next action.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (NWiLs)

41 The SCOAMF version 2.0 dream is on hold.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (iBBEC)

42 "It's with a full heart.." Isn't a saying.

--

I honestly wouldn't be surprised if it is, only for interior designers and the like.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (XwzG5)

43 Is he now going to live his life as a gay man?

Posted by: cccp3o at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (TQ2jO)

44 Sayonara Spartacus, no one will miss you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (0MzWm)

45 They get to keep the leftover money raised if they say "suspend" rather than "end". It' s a good scam.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (WI7YS)

46 The Democrats sure are RACIST! No support for a black man and alleged heterosexual.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (r+sAi)

47 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?


So they can keep taking expenses from campaign contributions.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (Mr0eF)

48 None of the current Democrat candidates have any support out of the NE and CA. That is why I say that the DNC will bring in a dark horse at the convention. Supposedly the impeach shit was supposed to help Biden get it but he dropping like a dying fly on a poisoned dog turd.

Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (mpXpK)

49 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?
"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.

It's not.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (CqE5x)
+++++++++++
Like "we're bleeding capital and are not fit to continue as a going concern and so we're laying off our entire workforce."

That's not a real layoff. There is no expectation that you might be called up again.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (I2dne)

50 Rosario Dawson has weird lips. Almost prehensile.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (gz5MT)

51 Finally ended that stupid campaign and now I'm going to suck more cock than a Dyson at a chicken farm.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (CLteG)

52 It's with a full heart pocketbook that I share this news

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That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Fixed for accuracy.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (LLzS4)

53 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?
"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.

It's not.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (CqE5x)

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I'm guessing it has something to do with all that sweet, sweet campaign cash.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (XwzG5)

54 Here ya got a clean articulate black man. Joe Biden ladies and gents.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (iBBEC)

55 T-Bone breathes a sigh of relief.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (NWiLs)

T- Bone and Corn Pop and all the rest of the memorable characters will be sorely missed when Trump wins re-election.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (CqE5x)

56
Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?

Contributions still accepted.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (7rVsF)

57 usually the word "full" is followed by "blown" with these cats.

Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (nFwvY)

58 48 None of the current Democrat candidates have any support out of the NE and CA. That is why I say that the DNC will bring in a dark horse at the convention. Supposedly the impeach shit was supposed to help Biden get it but he dropping like a dying fly on a poisoned dog turd.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (mpXpK)

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If they do it, it won't work.

I hope it's Hillary. That'd be fun.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (zZbCU)

59 Anybody have any idea who will be left for Trump to destroy in the upcoming election?

Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (0OmEj)

60 8 LOL I just searched google for "Iran State TV Anchor Resigns" and one of the top hits was "Shep Smith leaving Fox News".
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 12:31 PM (Kpl3J)

Ha! That's great!

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (7HtZB)

61
Mayor Buttplug, Corey Booker, Mitt Romney --- there sure are a lot of cocksuckers who'd like to be president.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (AdltV)

62 Lookin more and more like Joe vs the Indian, provided the Geezer drops after Veritas news

Posted by: Sphynx at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (rXie1)

63
"It's with a full heart that I share this news -- I've made the decision to suspend my campaign for president."


Suspend? Like, with a noose?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (PwMG2)

64 Didn't the Marianne lady "suspend" hers but leave her campaign website up where people could continue donating and buying merchandise?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (XwzG5)

65 Rosario Dawson has weird lips. Almost prehensile.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Better to get a grip on that chrome trailer hitch.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (LLzS4)

66 It's sad that my good friend and future President Cory Booker is leaving the race but let's be honest folks, I'm still the dumbest man in the race.

Word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (gAMkn)

67 "I'm Barack Obama but dumber and less emotionally controlled in settings where I should seem cool and collected."
-Winning campaign message, apparently


You mean "I'm Barack Obama, illegitimate spawn of a Kenyan Marxist and a Kansan Airhead, raised with no American context whatsoever, 'African American' only by convenience when my skin tone got me into plum schools and jobs"

That Barack Obama?

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (8erNz)

68 Actress interest Rosaria Dawson expressed regret that her role as "alleged girlfriend" was cancelled sooner than hoped.
........

and dropped his ass like a hot potato.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (v0R5T)

69 Do they refund the unspent contributions?

I'm thinking, no.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (1ISKN)

70 The papers print his picture
Almost everywhere he goes
Cory Booker at the opera
Cory Booke at a show
And the rumor of his party
And the orgies on his yacht!
Oh he surely must be happy
With everything he's got

Posted by: Two Old Jews with a Guitar at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (qEujL)

71 26 "It's with a full heart.." Isn't a saying.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:35 PM (1ISKN)


Thank you! I think he meant "heavy heart." LOL

These democrats aren't the sharpest tools in the shed.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (sI15f)

72

His millions thousands dozens handful of supporters hit hardest

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (mpeBU)

73 62 Lookin more and more like Joe vs the Indian, provided the Geezer drops after Veritas news
Posted by: Sphynx at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (rXie1)

==========

When was the last time Veritas ended anything?

ACORN?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (zZbCU)

74 59 Anybody have any idea who will be left for Trump to destroy in the upcoming election?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (0OmEj)

And when he looked upon the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (7HtZB)

75 "I've always said I wouldn't continue if there was no longer a path to victory..."

Maybe the mullahs could use a fiercely heterosexual pro-Iranian American to come in and work the cranes they use to hang teh gheys?

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (COzlW)

76 From the Daily Mail:

In a statement released by Buckingham Palace after today's showdown, the Queen said: 'Today my family had very constructive discussions on the future of my grandson and his family.

'My family and I are entirely supportive of Harry and Meghan's desire to create a new life as a young family. Although we would have preferred them to remain full-time working members of the Royal Family, we respect and understand their wish to live a more independent life as a family while remaining a valued part of my family.

'Harry and Meghan have made clear that they do not want to be reliant on public funds in their new lives.

'It has therefore been agreed that there will be a period of transition in which the Sussexes will spend time in Canada and the UK.

'These are complex matters for my family to resolve, and there is some more work to be done, but I have asked for final decisions to be reached in the coming days.'

https://tinyurl.com/utjg3hs

Sounds like there may be more to come....

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (cF8AT)

77 12 "It's with a full heart that I share this news

--

That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 12:32 PM (XwzG5)

Political congestive heart failure?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (RD7QR)

78 None of the current Democrat candidates have any support out of the NE and CA. That is why I say that the DNC will bring in a dark horse at the convention. Supposedly the impeach shit was supposed to help Biden get it but he dropping like a dying fly on a poisoned dog turd.
Posted by: Vic at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (mpXpK)
+++++++++++++
They can only do that if the delegate count forces it. Post-Obama, the superdelegates don't have a role until the second ballot. With all these guys dropping out pre-Iowa, the odds of a candidate not winning a delegate majority fall.

They *might* not even get a dark-horse opportunity. I dunno. They machinate a lot.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (I2dne)

79 Are ewe reddy fer HILLARY!!!!???

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (LYi+h)

80 T- Bone and Corn Pop and all the rest of the memorable characters will be sorely missed when Trump wins re-election.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (CqE5x)
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Fear not. There will be more.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (gz5MT)

81 Oh, good. Now he can spend more time with his girlfriend.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (zr5Kq)

82 Maryanne has also exited the race.

We shall see Corn Pop again since he is one of Joey Bidet's fantasies.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (0MzWm)

83 Could we chat more about the Royals?

We're all drama queens now!

Tee hee!

Posted by: LBGTQ at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (NSFCQ)

84 T- Bone and Corn Pop and all the rest of the memorable characters will be sorely missed when Trump wins re-election.
Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (CqE5x)

-------

"T-Bone and Corn Pop are dead. Long live John Barron and David Dennison."

---PDT

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (AzW6q)

85 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?

"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.



It's not.


Because politicians cannot utter the truth at any time for any reason. It's like Arthur Fonzarelli attempting to say, "I was wrong."

They are simply incapable of doing it. And yet their imbecile voters persist in voting for them for reasons that remain a mystery.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (HaL55)

86 I thought he quit over a month ago.

Posted by: Biergood at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (yb6r+)

87 34 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?
"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.

It's not.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 13, 2020 12:36 PM (CqE5x)


I don't know the details, but I'll bet you a Benjamin it has s to do with whatever campaign donations are still in the bank, that the candidate can eventually get his/her hands on or give to another candidate, without paying taxes on those $$$.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (AMIL/)

88 Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?
"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.

It's not.
Posted by: JoeF


It's a technicality. They are waiting for a brokered convention. If they suspend and don't end, technically, they are still in it.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (LLzS4)

89 as I posted in the last thread Spartacus Departacus

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (BqBId)

90


hahahahaha @ "'no longer'" a path to victory"

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (XCHfW)

91 and dropped his ass like a hot potato.

Ouch.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg, I promise never to drop your ass. at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (8erNz)

92 >>48 None of the current Democrat candidates have any support out of the NE and CA. That is why I say that the DNC will bring in a dark horse at the convention.

That's racist!

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (qEujL)

93 What I meant to say is that now that Cory is out I'm still the dumbest man in the race.

Sorry folks. You know me, always tellin' it straight. No Malarky.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (gAMkn)

94 President Booker. Hardy har har. Poor corrupt bastard.

Posted by: nip at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (Izot6)

95 Maybe he could be Bootygig's VP.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (v0R5T)

96 When you say a heart is full, most people you'd think you are saying it is happy or content.

So, he is happy to suspend his campaign.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (1ISKN)

97
'These are complex matters for my family to resolve, and there is some more work to be done, but I have asked for final decisions to be reached in the coming days.'

By Wednesday he'll "accidentally" slip and fall, hitting his neck on the sharp end of an axe.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (7rVsF)

98 >>Why do they insist on using the word "suspend" when they END their campaign?
"Suspend" sounds like it's going to restart in a couple days.

Money.

If a candidate suspends their campaign they can still legally take donations. Once they end it they can't.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (ZLI7S)

99 And when he looked upon the breadth of his domain, he wept, for there were no more worlds to conquer

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (7HtZB)
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Benefits of a classical education.

Posted by: Hans Gruber at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (gz5MT)

100
Homo Booker's only "path to victory" was if he was if Armageddon occurred and he was only human left alive .

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (XCHfW)

101 So where does all 9 of the gay black vote go? Buttgag?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (iBBEC)

102 96 When you say a heart is full, most people you'd think you are saying it is happy or content.

So, he is happy to suspend his campaign.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:41 PM (1ISKN)

========

"I don't need proper idioms! I am Spartacus!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (zZbCU)

103 Check out PDT's tweets making fun of Booker...*pearl clutching time for the NTs*

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (a0IVu)

104 Farticus Booger can spend more time with his family and at the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98 but mostly more time at the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (pw+jk)

105 'Harry and Meghan have made clear that they do not want to be reliant on public funds in their new lives.

'It has therefore been agreed that there will be a period of transition in which the Sussexes will spend time in Canada and the UK.


While they hock everything not nailed down.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (LLzS4)

106 None of the current Democrat candidates have any support out of the NE and CA.

Doesn't matter. They will in the general election. All they need is that (D) after their names.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (H9cB7)

107 "None of the current Democrat candidates have any support out of the NE
and CA. That is why I say that the DNC will bring in a dark horse at the
convention. Supposedly the impeach shit was supposed to help Biden get
it but he dropping like a dying fly on a poisoned dog turd.

Posted by: Vic"

Since the Dems plan on relying on historic levels of fraud and intimidation, they need a candidate that could plausibly be elected. Nobody would believe a Warren or Bootygig win. Even the LIV's would be suspicious despite tall the MSM lies.

Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (MxEKc)

108 More likely his ass is what is full.......of jizz.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (LYi+h)

109 Is it so he can spend more time with T-Boner his family doing the people's business in DC!?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (bDqIh)

110 Not a Booker fan at all, but I think "full heart" is a reasonable description of the emotions one might feel.

"Heavy heart" implies grieving and sadness. Full heart to me, implies being a bit overwhelmed by many feelings, some of which may conflict. Sadness, sure, but a measure of relief knowing he made the right decision. And some anxiety about what is ahead.

Posted by: RM at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (U3LtS)

111 His heart is full...of shit.

Posted by: Caliban at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (qEujL)

112 For the first time ever, yesterday (in my hyper-liberal neighborhood) I saw a bumpersticker that said "TULSI." Also yesterday, saw my first "Warren 2020" sticker. Otherwise, however, it's Bernie Bernie Bernie everywhere. I have yet to see a SINGLE "Biden sticker or sign. He has apparently zero support here.

Posted by: zombie at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (fK2gX)

113 The only reason he is in the closet is becaus3 if the black male vote I guess

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (KNsKs)

114 Sorry folks. So easy to get tripped up here out on the campaign trail.

Cory was a smart man and I'm sad he's leaving the race because I'm still the dumbest man out there.

As my pappy used to say, 'Joe, you're the dumbest man out there.'

True story!

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (gAMkn)

115 In unrelated news, NYC bathhouses announce a record Monday for new reservations.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (NVYyb)

116 Harry and Meghan moving into a council flat will still mean they are living off the public teat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (0MzWm)

117 One America News @OANN
One America News Network Appoints Chanel Rion to Lead White House Coverage

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (BqBId)

118
I've made the decision to suspend my campaign for president,"

Sounds kinky

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (7rVsF)

119 112 For the first time ever, yesterday (in my hyper-liberal neighborhood) I saw a bumpersticker that said "TULSI." Also yesterday, saw my first "Warren 2020" sticker. Otherwise, however, it's Bernie Bernie Bernie everywhere. I have yet to see a SINGLE "Biden sticker or sign. He has apparently zero support here.
Posted by: zombie at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (fK2gX)

==========

California voting on Super Tuesday is gonna be lit as fuck.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (zZbCU)

120 The other day I saw a car with IMPEACH and Liz Warren bumper stickers LUL

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (KNsKs)

121 I should go back and watch the Spartacus series. In spite of seeing way to much man dong, it was solid.

Uh, the action, not the dong.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (1ISKN)

122 Luckily for Sparty boy the Fairground season will be starting soon...there is an opening for "A BEARDED! MAN"

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (5IHGB)

123 Brits really love it when people betray their duty and country.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (zr5Kq)

124 >>So where does all 9 of the gay black vote go? Buttgag?


Heh, no.

Last I heard (last month or so) he was polling at 0% with blacks.
***zero***

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (bDqIh)

125 That sux, Insom.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (HaL55)

126 context matters

Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (sI15f)

127 Do they refund the unspent contributions?

I'm thinking, no.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 12:39 PM (1ISKN)


Hence why he's suspending his campaign and not ending it entirely.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (wCmLp)

128 Sadly, Corey Booker learned that, unlike Democrat supporters, you can't follow an election into the Men's Room and Rape its Mouth.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (JnkiZ)

129 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail? Or maybe he does and the media just makes sure those pictures aren't distributed?

I wonder why that is seeing as how there's nothing wrong with it in the new, progressive America.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (j3npP)

130 Spartacant.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (iBBEC)

131 Gee I wonder what Opie thinks about all this ?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cEsBM)

132 Where does black and fey rank on the Democratic VP intersectionality chart? I am pretty sure this falls below gay mayor, or actual governor of Georgia, or Latino TX twin, or "lady" of any type.

Posted by: SI Cover Jinx at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (GYQmx)

133 "It's with a full heart and an empty campaign chest that I share this news, I suck more than Shep Smith at a gay wedding..."

New and improved announcement.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (Z4rgH)

134 Posted by: RM at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (U3LtS)

I agree with you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (WI7YS)

135 50 Rosario Dawson has weird lips. Almost prehensile.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:37 PM (gz5MT)

Or something out of a Guillermo del Toro flick.

Posted by: Al Crapton at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (rFIn5)

136 Diversity was their strength...


Democrat Rooney Rule?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (JnkiZ)

137 Meanwhile in Georgia Stacey Abrams is smiling.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (0MzWm)

138 One America News @OANN
One America News Network Appoints Chanel Rion to Lead White House Coverage
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++++
Ah, good. I'll get to see her cute face and gigantic brunette hair more, I suppose.

I think she's been doing a good job, but it's like she is in a competition with fellow host Liz Wheeler for most gigantic hair.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (I2dne)

139 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?

Kinda hard to visit all the gay singles bars with that ball and anchor along?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cEsBM)

140 Surprised he didn't blame it on Trump and the need to be completely focused on his sooper important constitutional duty in the impeachment trial.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (dNzKv)

141 I found her performance as The Girlfriend to be entirely unconvincing. And yet, in MIB 2, she convinced me she was an Alien Princess. Perhaps the role as written just strains credulity.

Posted by: Film Critic at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (FJYfm)

142 No, I'm Spartacus

Posted by: Chris W at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (P7iDO)

143 ISWIDT rasperry.

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (5IHGB)

144 Spartacus! Noooooooooooooooooo!!!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (CjFDo)

145 Farticus Booger can spend more time with his family
and at the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98 but mostly more time at
the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (pw+jk)


Best sushi in the county!

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (q1Pj5)

146 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?

Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (tVQUs)

147 >> Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?


He is at home, raising their Butt Babies.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (JnkiZ)

148 Trump twists the knife, lol

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (vPKfA)

149 I was thinking about Sparkle versus Diana and have come to the conclusion that Diana was a nitwit who was just a nitwit whereas Markle is a nitwit with an agenda.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (oBfF8)

150 146 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (tVQUs)

=========

Deval Patrick, Wall Street stooge.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (zZbCU)

151
Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?

Can't wait for the kiss on the podium at the convention.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (7rVsF)

152 Doesn't matter. They will in the general election. All they need is that (D) after their names.

We'll see. If Trump can force the Demotribe to suck up their base all the way to the general, then what you've got is the five-million-Democrat bastions, and you can pretty much denote them by three dozen area codes.

It'll be, geographically, 90% of the country against 10%.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (8erNz)

153 >>Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Tulsi, Yang

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (bDqIh)

154 with a full heart, the Houston Texans suspended their quest to go to the Super Bowl, 31-51.

Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (nFwvY)

155 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (tVQUs)



Sitting Warren

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (zr5Kq)

156 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?


He is at home, raising their Butt Babies.
Posted by: garrett




Stoking the family hearth.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (LLzS4)

157 "That is why I say that the DNC will bring in a dark horse at the convention."
-Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

I suspect that's pretty much Michael Bloomberg's game plan. I think he's hoping that the Dems go into their convention without any candidate having a majority, and then he can come in as the "compromise" candidate.

Posted by: Char at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (Iv6Jc)

158 Oh, buttys husband will be crammed down our throats when the time is right.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (dNzKv)

159 Meanwhile in Georgia Stacey Abrams is smiling.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (0MzWm)

*vomits*

Posted by: Dentists Everywhere at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (tVQUs)

160 Tin Lizzie, 1/1064th Amerind, is still in the race.

Guess that qualifies as 'color'

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (0MzWm)

161 The Fiercely Heterosexual Cory Booker suspended his campaign?

Does that mean he's ... hung?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (YqDXo)

162 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?

Kinda hard to visit all the gay singles bars with that ball and anchor along?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cEsBM)
++++++++++++
Americans in general are quite tolerant of gays. They aren't persecuted or held back. It is still, though, unsettling and offputting. I imagine he doesn't want to unsettle or put off people, so he's leaving his partner at home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (I2dne)

163 >>Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?

Squaw Warren.

Good enough for Harvard.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (ZLI7S)

164 >>>>Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Tulsi, Yang


What Color is Tulsi supposed to be?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (JnkiZ)

165 Spartacus? I don't think so.

https://tinyurl.com/sn8o94e

(I promise this is the last time I'll post this)

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

166 Was just at SevenTween . Com and they're all like ZOMG! over the royals!


Come visit!

Posted by: LBGTQ at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (NSFCQ)

167 Wonder where his IA supporter will go now.

Posted by: mnw at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Cssks)

168 I suspect Cory looked up "Spartacus" on Wikipedia, and found out just what happened to that guy.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (Ejm1K)

169 He will spending the next six weeks ensuring that the campaign cash balance is refunded to the donors.

Posted by: VADM Collingwood - Holding Nelson's rum ration at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (9X60i)

170 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (tVQUs)

Color me short mini bloomburger?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (cEsBM)

171 104 Farticus Booger can spend more time with his family and at the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98 but mostly more time at the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (pw+jk)

mainly on catching side

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (JFO2v)

172 Farticus Booger can spend more time with his family

and at the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98 but mostly more time at

the Gas Station Glory Hole on Route 98



Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (pw+jk)


Best sushi in the county!


Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (q1Pj5)

===
Best California Roll in the NE!!

Posted by: Shep Now with Spare Time at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (pw+jk)

173 >>Perhaps the role as written just strains credulity.
Posted by: Film Critic at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (FJYfm)

One time I strained credulity and had nothing left but sand.

Posted by: Gordon Ramsay at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (qEujL)

174 139 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?

Kinda hard to visit all the gay singles bars with that ball and anchor along?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:45 PM (cEsBM)

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Is that the way it works? I think the homo morals would be different. Like two sausages are better than one.

Posted by: MAGA at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (ozYfE)

175 Whats weird is that with all the jostling in the Dem primary field, Biden, Bernie, and Warren are polling nationally where they were in April of last year. Biden about 30, Bernie about 20, Warren about 17. Buttigieg has replaced Harris at #4 with about the same 7% she had.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (9VeU0)

176

Corey BOREALICE is lighting up the gay discos as we Dieter dance.......................

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (5IHGB)

177
I am Dropoutictus!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (kw5n8)

178 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?

Can't wait for the kiss on the podium at the convention.


Now, I'm not opposed to gay marriage, but I'm sure this won't be a cultural win.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (8erNz)

179 Sparticant is out. 10's of people devastated.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (iBBEC)

180 Now he can continue being Brokeback Booker.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (9Om/r)

181 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Tulsi, Yang


What Color is Tulsi supposed to be?
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020


*
*

And why do people here refer to Tulsi as "Coffeecake"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (Ejm1K)

182
One America News Network Appoints Chanel Rion to Lead White House Coverage
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (BqBId)

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Does that mean Emerald Robinson is living OAN? If so, too bad... I like her a lot.

But, Chanel is hawt. So, whatevs. Hopefully Emerald got a good gig, because she's smart, and super-mean to cucks.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (fUqBx)

183 Have you noticed that the Republican front runner is an old white guy? In fact, the only republicans running for president in 2020 are old white guys? The racists didn't let any POC have a chance!

-WaPo probably.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (dNzKv)

184 Right. So now it's Warren, Slow Joe, Bootygig, Bernie, and maybe Bloomberg. A faux squaw, an idiot, an inexperienced mayor whose only recommendation is teh ghey, a commie who yells at clouds, and a billionaire with a Napoleon complex. The Iowa Caucus is on February 3.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (RD7QR)

185 100
Homo Booker's only "path to victory" was if he was if Armageddon occurred and he was only human left alive .
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 12:42 PM (XCHfW)

Even then he'd fuck it up

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (7HtZB)

186 Color me short mini bloomburger?
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (cEsBM)
------------

Spray tan and he's good to go!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (oBfF8)

187 Leaving OAN, I mean

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (fUqBx)

188
*sashays in*

"I'm Thpartacus!*

*sashays out*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (7rVsF)

189 Now we're separating the men from the boys.

And by men, I mean Cory Booker. Anyone got a crow bar?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (YqDXo)

190 Whats weird is that with all the jostling in the Dem primary field, Biden, Bernie, and Warren are polling nationally where they were in April of last year. Biden about 30, Bernie about 20, Warren about 17. Buttigieg has replaced Harris at #4 with about the same 7% she had.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 12:48 PM (9VeU0)
++++++++++++++
Hmmm. Lots of failure, or lots of graft?

I'm gonna go with "embrace the power of and"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (I2dne)

191 >>And why do people here refer to Tulsi as "Coffeecake"?


Perhaps because her face resembles the Topography of a Crumbled Topping?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (JnkiZ)

192 >>And why do people here refer to Tulsi as "Coffeecake"?

She has a striking resemblance to a Drake's coffee cake.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (ZLI7S)

193 @realDonaldTrump
2 hours ago
More Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

194 Mannix

No... he leaves the twink at home 'cause he knows the thought of that in the WH as "first gentleman" makes avg people throw up.

Posted by: mnw at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (Cssks)

195 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?

Bloomberg is gray, does that count?

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (iBBEC)

196 Rosario Dawson disappointed she will be back to competing with Michelle Rodriguez for supposed badass chick in ensemble cast movie roles.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (aPG/y)

197
What Color is Tulsi supposed to be?
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020



Samoan, so black when it counts.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (dNzKv)

198 Does that mean Emerald Robinson is living OAN? If so, too bad... I like her a lot.

But, Chanel is hawt. So, whatevs. Hopefully Emerald got a good gig, because she's smart, and super-mean to cucks.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (fUqBx)
+++++++++++++
i hope not. Hopefully they're moving her up to the national desk (which I don't think they have right now, being a tiny postage stamp of a network).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (I2dne)

199 146 Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 12:46 PM (tVQUs)

Bloomberg is part pygmy.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (Z4rgH)

200

My Penis is Free, FREE!

Posted by: C. Booker, Now Untucked at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (axhd4)

201 "Philip was reportedly 'spitting blood' with anger when he found out last Wednesday and yelled at his aides: 'What the hell are they playing at?' "

If Philip is spitting blood, someone needs to call the Royal Doctor...

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

202 Tin Lizzie, 1/1064th Amerind, is still in the race.

Guess that qualifies as 'color'
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020


*
*

I thought Lies Much Woman was 1/1024th Indian? Is her percentage dropping like her poll numbers?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (Ejm1K)

203

Corey has no need of Harpy-poons..he prefers Mo_DICK.

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 12:51 PM (5IHGB)

204 realDonaldTrump
2 hours ago
More Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (7HtZB)
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Troll level - galactic grand master.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:51 PM (gz5MT)

205 And why do people here refer to Tulsi as "Coffeecake"?

She has a striking resemblance to a Drake's coffee cake.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020


*
*

She wears a thick layer of icing when she goes out of the house?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (Ejm1K)

206
She has a striking resemblance to a Drake's coffee cake.
Posted by: JackStraw


Tulsikakes for goodness sake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (7rVsF)

207 189 Now we're separating the men from the boys.

And by men, I mean Cory Booker. Anyone got a crow bar?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (YqDXo)



Being used to keep Biden away from the girls.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (aPG/y)

208

That pic of the 5 maj Dem candidates in GP's post below?

3 have had a peni all the way up their bum.

You guess which 3...

Posted by: C. Booker, Now Untucked at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (axhd4)

209 Americans in general are quite tolerant of gays. They aren't persecuted or held back. It is still, though, unsettling and offputting. I imagine he doesn't want to unsettle or put off people, so he's leaving his partner at home.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (I2dne)

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I disagree, two guys walking around claiming they are married is just a big middle finger to the hoi polli that the "will of the people" is just a big fat joke. So suck on it deplorables.

Posted by: MAGA at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (ozYfE)

210 200

My Penis is Free, FREE!
Posted by: C. Booker, Now Untucked at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (axhd4)

"community property" is funnier

Posted by: Steel Panther at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (7HtZB)

211
Booker was Obama's pick to counter Bernie Sanders. Obama considers Bernie a threat to his legacy.

Obama has a large ego and expected to be an elder statesman and kingmaker in retirement. Didn't turn out that way -- since he was propped up like a cardboard cutout during his reign, and now the illusion-sustaining support has moved on. He doesn't get that.

Thought he was: Elder statesman. Actually is: old and forgotten.

Thought he was: Kingmaker. Actually is: Fartknocker.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (AdltV)

212 Booker/Smollett 2020!

Oh, what could have been ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (YqDXo)

213 Anybody else notice Buttglue doesn't tote his "husband" around on the campaign trail?

and that Corey Booker just suspended his campaign?


things that make you go hmm

Posted by: x at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (nFwvY)

214 Michael Rooker's cameo during the credits of Blackburn is the best thing about the movie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (zZbCU)

215 If there was a time the DEM party will contemplate moving around the order of the various primary elections, it would be next cycle. A system churning out white candidates is not sustainable for them.

*And yes, I know IA and NH have laws etc to help them stay first, but the DEMS can move it around if they really tried.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (JRaU+)

216 >>She wears a thick layer of icing when she goes out of the house?

https://tinyurl.com/s9a9ohd

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (ZLI7S)

217 I thought Lies Much Woman was 1/1024th Indian? Is her percentage dropping like her poll numbers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (Ejm1K)
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I like to think of her as"Inverse Kilobyte Woman".

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (gz5MT)

218 He may have lost the nomination, but he'll never lose his ego.

Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (X/Pw5)

219 Thought he was: Elder statesman. Actually is: old and forgotten.

Thought he was: Kingmaker. Actually is: Fartknocker.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at January 13, 2020 12:52 PM (AdltV)
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I'd argue not so much forgotten as discarded.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (oBfF8)

220 realDonaldTrump
2 hours ago
More Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (7HtZB)
+++++++++++
This is funny to the kind of infantile mind that won't move or learn to code, the morally indefensible dregs of society, but it isn't funny to the objective and finely-honed mind of a sophisticated true conservative.

This degrades our civility and dismantles our political norms. This tweet is a perfect example of the damage that Trump is doing to our national discourse on a routine basis.

Posted by: Kevin "Asshole" Williamson at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (I2dne)

221 Samoan, so black when it counts.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 12:50 P

It's like white Hispanic. or Cherokee.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (iBBEC)

222 I wonder what donors to the failed campaigns think? Lots of donors to lots of failed candidates. Big donors still bought influence, just not as much as they hoped for.

Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (KVn5k)

223 Has Bezos' hobby newspaper settled with Sandman yet?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (0MzWm)

224 Booker was Obama's pick to counter Bernie Sanders. Obama considers Bernie a threat to his legacy.

Obama has a large ego and expected to be an elder statesman and kingmaker in retirement.


He unsuccessfully tried to be a kingmaker.

He shoulda stuck with being a queenmaker.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (YqDXo)

225 Spitting blood and pissing fire. Aka a good Saturday night.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (dNzKv)

226 realDonaldTrump

2 hours ago

More Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero
polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary
Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would
someday have to go head to head with him!

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (7HtZB)

-----

Troll level - galactic grand master.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:51 PM (gz5MT)

===
Unlike cuckservatives, I really like it when Trump kicks them when they are down. It is the best time.. closer to your shoe.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (pw+jk)

227 My Penis is Free, FREE!
Posted by: C. Booker, Now Untucked at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (axhd4)

Same here!

Posted by: Corey Booker's "Girlfriend" at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (tVQUs)

228
Americans in general are quite tolerant of gays.

Gays on the whole are quite intolerant of Americans. Now bake me a cake.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (7rVsF)

229 "It's with a full heart that I share this news ..."

_________



You misspelled "fool", Cory -- although that might be acceptable in Ebonics.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 12:54 PM (Mvvar)

230 222 I wonder what donors to the failed campaigns think? Lots of donors to lots of failed candidates. Big donors still bought influence, just not as much as they hoped for.
Posted by: The man who would be Paul Drake at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (KVn5k)

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If you're writing 5 or 6 figure checks to campaigns or PACs, you know that there's a chance the person won't make it to the end. It's just part of the game.

Now, the people who early vote for candidate who drop out of the race before the actual primary election day are just hosed and dumb.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:55 PM (zZbCU)

231 I am Spartacus

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 12:55 PM (3aI0K)

232 Good. Now get your ass (and mouth) back to work.

Posted by: Gloryhole Owners' Association at January 13, 2020 12:55 PM (+CTUu)

233 I thought Lies Much Woman was 1/1024th Indian? Is her percentage dropping like her poll numbers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (Ejm1K)
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I like to think of her as"Inverse Kilobyte Woman".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (gz5MT)


"Gray Beaver."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:55 PM (YqDXo)

234 If there was a time the DEM party will contemplate moving around the order of the various primary elections, it would be next cycle. A system churning out white candidates is not sustainable for them.

*And yes, I know IA and NH have laws etc to help them stay first, but the DEMS can move it around if they really tried.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (JRaU+)
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Maybe, but there is a benefit to leaving it as is. The Dems *hate* the American interior and barely register the coastal areas that aren't in their huge power centers. Having IA and to a lesser degree NH be first allows them to pretend otherwise. They might screw around with NH, but I doubt they will try to touch Iowa.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (I2dne)

235 Great tweet by PDT.

Knows how to stick the knife in, twist, then break it off.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (oBfF8)

236 Exxon Mobil Corp won a major victory in a closely-watched lawsuit on Tuesday when a judge ruled that the company did not defraud investors out of up to $1.6 billion by hiding the true cost of climate change regulation.

The ruling by Justice Barry Ostrager in Manhattan Supreme Court followed a trial featuring testimony from investors, experts and former Exxon Chief Executive Officer Rex Tillerson.

The judge found that the New York State Attorney General's case failed to produce evidence that investors were misled. It was the first of several climate change lawsuits against major oil companies to go to trial.

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (3aI0K)

237 Anyone who donated to Booker's campaign believing he had a shot at winning deserves to lose their money.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (ZLI7S)

238 The worst part about drop-out day is waiting for the inevitable Trump tweet.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (AD3JT)

239 201 "Philip was reportedly 'spitting blood' with anger when he found out last Wednesday and yelled at his aides: 'What the hell are they playing at?' "

If Philip is spitting blood, someone needs to call the Royal Doctor...
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (cF8AT)

Poor old man, I feel bad for The Queen and Prince Phillip. But they should have said no to Charles and Camilla (who is rated lower that sparkle by the Brits), and no to the divorced Meghan. Anyway, I found it funny that she referred to them as Harry and Meghan not by those titles. Maybe she'll revise them to Duke and Duchess of Windsor as that is available and more appropriate.

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (U7k5w)

240 "Gray Beaver."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:55 PM (YqDXo)
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I just threw up a little.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (gz5MT)

241 The UK Royals postings here have made this blog gayer than my best pool party EVER!

Posted by: C. Booker, Now Untucked at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (axhd4)

242 NO REFUNDS.

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (tVQUs)

243 234 Maybe, but there is a benefit to leaving it as is. The Dems *hate* the American interior and barely register the coastal areas that aren't in their huge power centers. Having IA and to a lesser degree NH be first allows them to pretend otherwise. They might screw around with NH, but I doubt they will try to touch Iowa.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:56 PM (I2dne)

==========

California going on Super Tuesday makes IA and NH mean nothing already.

Unless a candidate comes out of the first four races with everything tied up, there's going to be a lot of room for Californians to let their freak flag fly and move the race far to the left real fast.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)

244
Bloomie had a rally in San Antonio with Judge Judy. 45 people showed up. I'm guessing that 44 were there for Judge Judy and the other one was the driver for the shuttle bus for the nursing home they came from

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (kw5n8)

245 1024 or 1064 just proves how insignificant it is for Warren to claim such, much like her entire career.

Hey Tin Lizzie, do the Macarana again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n7mgTMXeUA

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (0MzWm)

246 >> "Gray Beaver."


Danderous.

Gray. Danderous. Beaver.


Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (JnkiZ)

247 I can't stand that smarmy Trevor Noah on the Daily Show, but he did have one good and prophetic line I overheard: "With Bernie, Warren, Biden, and Buttigieg, it's now a four-man race in Iowa, and when you add in Cory Booker, it's a four-man race."

Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (vcmgB)

248
Now, the people who early vote for candidate who drop out of the race before the actual primary election day are just hosed and dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill


Who's voted, period? It cracks me up that bodies are falling left and right before a single vote has been cast or a single caucus held. The pollsters, media and bundlers are running this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (7rVsF)

249 In other news, the most liked twitter comment in Farsi was Trump's twitter in support of the Iranian people. Over 200k likes.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (oiNtH)

250 222 I wonder what donors to the failed campaigns think?...

It's like buying a scratch off lottery ticket. Most are losers.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (Z4rgH)

251 What Color is Tulsi supposed to be?

You mean 'parachute'? Not sure where she fits in the Dem scheme, which is the problem. She's the only one who ever let principle show before kowtowing to the party line, and of course she can't be forgiven for that.

She's the only Democrat who deserves more than a momentary thought in the election. Oh, if Trump got knocked off in the primaries by Mitt or Kasich, I'd write her in in a second. But none of the above will ever get there.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (8erNz)

252 as I posted in the last thread Spartacus Departacus
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (BqBId)

LOL

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (wMHPW)

253 California going on Super Tuesday makes IA and NH mean nothing already.

Unless a candidate comes out of the first four races with everything tied up, there's going to be a lot of room for Californians to let their freak flag fly and move the race far to the left real fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)
+++++++++++++
There sure is. Too bad California is irrelevant to national politics. If they were sensible, they'd make CA vote last to avoid turfing any advantage they can accumulate.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (I2dne)

254 248
Now, the people who early vote for candidate who drop out of the race before the actual primary election day are just hosed and dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

Who's voted, period? It cracks me up that bodies are falling left and right before a single vote has been cast or a single caucus held. The pollsters, media and bundlers are running this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (7rVsF)

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Nobody yet.

But I'm reaching back to 2016 when Rubio dropped out a week before some primary state where early voting had been going on for weeks. He ended up with something like 10% of the vote even though he'd already dropped out.

I'm sure it'll happen this year, too.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (zZbCU)

255 OT: I'm sick of this Dem crap about an Impeachment Trial being "fair" only if it has "witnesses and documents." How many relevant fact-knowing witnesses and documents were questioned/introduced during the House's indictment process? But the frickin Media will press the Dems on that, oh, about never from now.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (AMIL/)

256 What Color is Tulsi supposed to be?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020


She's part Moana or something.

Posted by: Roland THTG at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (88+cf)

257 Dear God, Patterico goes full retard

https://tinyurl.com/wzb9q4a

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (y7DUB)

258 Bloomie had a rally in San Antonio with Judge Judy. 45 people showed up. I'm guessing that 44 were there for Judge Judy and the other one was the driver for the shuttle bus for the nursing home they came from
Posted by: TheQuietMan



They were told it was a Judge Judy taping.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (LLzS4)

259 What Color is Tulsi supposed to be?
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (JnkiZ)

Pink

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (iLaBB)

260 >>>Actress interest Rosario Dawson expressed regret that her role as "Alleged Girlfriend" was cancelled sooner than hoped.

It was her most challenging role to date.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:00 PM (2C/tD)

261 59 Anybody have any idea who will be left for Trump to destroy in the upcoming election?
Posted by: USNtakim profoundly deplorable. at January 13, 2020 12:38 PM (0OmEj)

Hillary!

Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2020 01:00 PM (uhGSf)

262

There IS a reason the West Coast's fault line is 5 miles inland you know...

Posted by: God's Press Secretary at January 13, 2020 01:00 PM (axhd4)

263 "Gray Beaver."





Danderous.



Gray. Danderous. Beaver.







Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (JnkiZ)

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Salt and Pepper just like Salami's wild eyebrows.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 01:00 PM (pw+jk)

264 Was there ever a path to victory for this guy? Seriously.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2020 01:00 PM (xmKbk)

265 OT: I'm sick of this Dem crap about an Impeachment Trial being "fair" only if it has "witnesses and documents." How many relevant fact-knowing witnesses and documents were questioned/introduced during the House's indictment process? But the frickin Media will press the Dems on that, oh, about never from now.
Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (AMIL/)
+++++++++++++
It's only fair if they win, and the press will back them all the way. If they lose, it's because it was unfair. Then they get their periodic talking point for the next year while their audience continues to shrink.

Sound, fury, significance, etc.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:01 PM (I2dne)

266 125 That sux, Insom.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 12:44 PM (HaL55)

Thanks. Yes, it does, but I wasn't expecting anything to come from of it. Overqualified and all that. So, just going to keep pressing onward.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:01 PM (NWiLs)

267 254 248
Now, the people who early vote for candidate who drop out of the race before the actual primary election day are just hosed and dumb.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill

Who's voted, period? It cracks me up that bodies are falling left and right before a single vote has been cast or a single caucus held. The pollsters, media and bundlers are running this.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM (7rVsF)

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Nobody yet.

But I'm reaching back to 2016 when Rubio dropped out a week before some primary state where early voting had been going on for weeks. He ended up with something like 10% of the vote even though he'd already dropped out.

I'm sure it'll happen this year, too.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM


======

At this juncture, nobody's getting shortchanged because of Iowa's weird caucus system. In a month or so, yeah, early voters getting shafted would be a thing.

Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 01:01 PM (Lyh9/)

268 Americans in general are quite tolerant of gays. They aren't persecuted or held back. It is still, though, unsettling and offputting. I imagine he doesn't want to unsettle or put off people, so he's leaving his partner at home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 12:47 PM (I2dne)

--

Americans are quite tolerant of freedom.

Homosexual men exhibiting their homosexuality are repulsive to society, and he knows it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (XwzG5)

269
I wonder what donors to the failed campaigns think?...

"Damn, no ambassadorship now!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (7rVsF)

270 He'll have more time to play spades with Barry and Reggie now too.

Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (BRpqW)

271 Dear God, Patterico goes full retard

https://tinyurl.com/wzb9q4a
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (y7DUB)
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In other news, the Sun rose in the East.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (gz5MT)

272 And no, I'm not going to get daydrunk, so y'all can relax. LOL

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (NWiLs)

273 Was there ever a path to victory for this guy? Seriously.
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2020 01:00 PM (xmKbk)
++++++++++
Define victory.
He got rich on campaign contributions, became a minor celebrity, and got to pretend to bang another minor celebrity.

Not bad for an idiot wrecker.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (I2dne)

274 Word is that Departicus (I love that!) is back home in Newark getting dressed in his tuxedo, looking forward to an evening at the Prudential Center with the NJSO performing Mozart's Symphony in Gay Minor. No word on whether the girlfriend will attend.

Posted by: Doctor Deplorable at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (YIsx4)

275 "Gray Beaver."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

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I just threw up a little.
Posted by: Captain Obvious


Braided Beaver.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (LLzS4)

276 In other news, the Sun rose in the East.
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (gz5MT)
+++++++++++++
Damn Straight.

Posted by: Japan at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (I2dne)

277 Democrats: So Very White, So Very, Very Old.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

278 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (Rarvo)

279 Homosexual men exhibiting their homosexuality are repulsive to society, and he knows it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (XwzG5)

Hot lipstick lesbians on the other hand...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (NWiLs)

280 The Democratic nominees are getting more and more whiter. The Democrats are such racists.

Posted by: hadsil at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (2CBtY)

281 Booker never even had a chance to play his race card. And he has been polishing that for a year.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (dNzKv)

282 "Buttigieg/Booker 2020!"

How could this coupling possibly be stopped!!!??

With a crowbar, maybe?

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (JXKKq)

283 Patterico is such a supercilious twat. I love that word "supercilious."

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (NWiLs)

284 I was really looking forward to the T Bone/Cornpop rap battle for the nomination on the convention floor.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (dNzKv)

285 Yesterday un SoCal I saw a Trump sticker on a nice car. Common in Texas but rare as hen's teeth here.

I almost followed the driver to thank them.

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (wMHPW)

286 "Buttigieg/Booker 2020!"

How could this coupling possibly be stopped!!!??

With a crowbar, maybe?
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (JXKKq)
++++++++++++
Which one wears the sailor outfit and which one wears the construction worker getup?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (I2dne)

287 Dear God, Patterico goes full retard




WHatch you mean goes ? He is been there for a long time now.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (zr5Kq)

288 One America News Network Appoints Chanel Rion to Lead White House Coverage

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:43 PM (BqBId)



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Does that mean Emerald Robinson is living OAN? If so, too bad... I like her a lot.
=============
Prayers for Emerald Robinson and her family.

https://tinyurl.com/wffxrrq

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (NVYyb)

289 257 Dear God, Patterico goes full retard

https://tinyurl.com/wzb9q4a
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (y7DUB)

Patterico is so far around the bend from TDS that he's coming up behind himself.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

290 California going on Super Tuesday makes IA and NH mean nothing already.

Unless a candidate comes out of the first four races with everything tied up, there's going to be a lot of room for Californians to let their freak flag fly and move the race far to the left real fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)


Exactly right. In fact, I suspect that the earlier CA primary is responsible for the candidates all taking up positions slightly to the left of Vladimir Lenin. Getting the nomination after losing CA is probably possible, but not easy. And CA is full of raving leftist lunatics who have to be mollified.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

291 Braided Beaver.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (LLzS4)
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Damn you. Damn you.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (gz5MT)

292 HA ! *points at Insomniac

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (zr5Kq)

293 289 257 Dear God, Patterico goes full retard

https://tinyurl.com/wzb9q4a
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 12:59 PM (y7DUB)

Patterico is so far around the bend from TDS that he's coming up behind himself.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (RD7QR)

Like an otter.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

294 Yesterday un SoCal I saw a Trump sticker on a nice car. Common in Texas but rare as hen's teeth here.

I almost followed the driver to thank them.
Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (wMHPW)
+++++++++++++
That's what passing while making brief eye contact and giving an exaggerated thumbs-up is for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (I2dne)

295 277 Democrats: So Very White, So Very, Very Old.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (hLRSq)

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The problem with Democratic candidates of color is that they start their rises to power in districts with very large minority populations. Being in a safe seat, they never need to learn how to moderate their tone or even really politic. They scrabble through the system for their first win and then coast, being able to say whatever they want.

Minority Republicans have to win in much more diverse places to rise in the ranks, and end up having more cross-party appeal because they're simply better at doing politics.

It's one reason Ted Cruz, the perennially unlikeable Republican, was still able to get to #2 in the Republican primary. He's better at politics than most minority Democratic officeholders. Same with Rubio.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (zZbCU)

296 So Musfud has been terminated with extreme prejudice since he is no longer useful?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (0MzWm)

297 292 HA ! *points at Insomniac
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (zr5Kq)

Oh dear God, what now?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)

298 Prayers for Emerald Robinson and her family.

https://tinyurl.com/wffxrrq
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (NVYyb)
++++++++++++++
Sad.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (I2dne)

299 290
Exactly right. In fact, I suspect that the earlier CA primary is responsible for the candidates all taking up positions slightly to the left of Vladimir Lenin. Getting the nomination after losing CA is probably possible, but not easy. And CA is full of raving leftist lunatics who have to be mollified.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (YqDXo)

=========

There we go again.

Agreeing on everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (zZbCU)

300 Homosexual men exhibiting their homosexuality are repulsive to society, and he knows it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 13, 2020 01:02 PM (XwzG5)


When the time comes, you will be made to like it. A gay man "First husband" would be bigger than Jackie O and Michele O combined.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (dNzKv)

301 Which one wears the sailor outfit and which one wears the construction worker getup?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:04 PM (I2dne)


Well, we KNOW we've got the Indian covered with Fauxcahontas. So now we're just looking for a cowboy.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (YqDXo)

302 Future headline - Patterico Surprise Otter's Himself.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (0MzWm)

303 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (Rarvo)

Hillary strikes again.

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (wMHPW)

304 207 189 Now we're separating the men from the boys.

And by men, I mean Cory Booker. Anyone got a crow bar?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:49 PM (YqDXo

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Oh, dear - somebody already used the same joke I did in #282. Apologies Jay!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (JXKKq)

305 Was Trump's tweet in Farsi his "Tear down this wall" moment?

Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (jsWA8)

306 278 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (Rarvo)

He didn't hang himself?

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

307 Oh dear God, what now?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (NWiLs)


Pointing at your greatness ! Yours and mine and joncelli's.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)

308 are you suggesting booker prefers snails to clams?

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (Pg+x7)

309 302 Future headline - Patterico Surprise Otter's Himself.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (0MzWm)

Patotterico.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (NWiLs)

310 153 >>Are there any "Candidates of Color" still in the race?
Tulsi, Yang
______________

Don't forget me, Harvard Law's first Woman of Color professor!

Posted by: Lizzie Lieawatha Warren at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (k4dH2)

311 Well, we KNOW we've got the Indian covered with Fauxcahontas. So now we're just looking for a cowboy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (YqDXo)
+++++++++++
Sorry, I'm sitting this one. Also, I'm dead.

Posted by: John Wayne at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (I2dne)

312 and Anna Puma's...

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)

313 You do mean he'll have more time to spend with "bob", don't you.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (1YX6n)

314 Good news everyone! Baltimore has BANNED plastic bags. They really have their eyes on the ball and getting things done!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (flINI)

315 Dear God, Patterico goes full retard

https://tinyurl.com/wzb9q4a
Posted by: Captain Hate


Forget it, Jake.

It's Twittertown.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (vcOmj)

316 Unless a candidate comes out of the first four races with everything tied up, there's going to be a lot of room for Californians to let their freak flag fly and move the race far to the left real fast.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 12:57 PM (zZbCU)


First 4 races are Iowa, NH, NV, and SC.

Biden's plan is to start winning in SC. Which is a technique, though he leads in NV.

I think he is counting on IA/NH split with Warren and Bernie, leaving no clear momentum.

I think the impeachment is going to crater Warren's campaign, and will impact Bernie - and Buttigieg and Biden are going to barnstorm Iowa. If Biden can win Iowa he may lock it up, especially with the expectations game. If Buttigieg wins either of those first two, then I think there is a fair chance of a contested convention. But the candidate will be one of those running.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (9VeU0)

317 When the time comes, you will be made to like it. A gay man "First husband" would be bigger than Jackie O and Michele O combined.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:06 PM (dNzKv)


Since Buttplug insists on calling his co-fag his "husband," I insist on calling Buttplug the "wife."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (YqDXo)

318 Pointing at your greatness ! Yours and mine and joncelli's.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)

Ah yes. Yes, of course!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

319 Democrats: So Very White, So Very, Very Old.
Posted by: Mikey NTH

=========

The problem with Democratic candidates of color is that they start their rises to power in districts with very large minority populations.



As it will always be.

Why? Because that's the color of the money men backing the candidates.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (LLzS4)

320 306 278 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (Rarvo)

He didn't hang himself?
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (RD7QR)

==========

No, but he did shoot himself three times in the back of the head and burn his corpse and dump it into a swamp.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (zZbCU)

321 You know what, y'all are great. BTW, anybody see my DL anywhere ? There is a reward....

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (zr5Kq)

322 I'm sure this will go over big with Canadian taxpayers...

Canada will contribute to the security bill for protecting the Duke and Duchess of Sussex after their decision to step down as senior royals, it was claimed today.

Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has agreed taxpayers in his country should pay for Prince Harry , Meghan and their son Archie's protection while they are there.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (cF8AT)

323 >>Good news everyone! Baltimore has BANNED plastic bags.



Rats!

Posted by: Baltimore Plastic Bag Salesman at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (JnkiZ)

324 I honestly thought Booker was already out. I guess I get him and Castro mixed up. Castro's out too, right?

Oh, who cares. It's not like it matters.

Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (/669Q)

325 Tulsi is part Polynesian. She's also a Hindu and a vegan.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (AMIL/)

326 321 You know what, y'all are great. BTW, anybody see my DL anywhere ? There is a reward....
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (zr5Kq)

Five measly bucks. Pffft.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (NWiLs)

327 You know what, y'all are great. BTW, anybody see my DL anywhere ? There is a reward....
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (zr5Kq)
+++++++++++++
It's a trap. When you return it, he'll tell you that virtue is its own reward.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (I2dne)

328 314 Good news everyone! Baltimore has BANNED plastic bags. They really have their eyes on the ball and getting things done!
Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (flINI)


Perhaps they heard that gangbangers keep their illegal handguns in plastic bags.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (9VeU0)

329 as I posted in the last thread Spartacus Departacus
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 12:40 PM (BqBId)

LOL
Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 12:58 PM

I thought I was clever with Sparticant. Departicus! That's perfect LOL.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (iBBEC)

330 I'm honestly surprised people are dropping out , I would stick around until the voting starts if I were in their shoes.

I remember 2012, just about any half decent Republican could have taken it from Romney.

2016, Bernie came damn close to knocking off Hillary, and his campaign was basically just a vanity tour.

Biden could have a seizure on stage and the whole thing is a jump ball.

Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (sjTfF)

331 314 Good news everyone! Baltimore has BANNED plastic bags. They really have their eyes on the ball and getting things done!

_____________________________

What are they going to put all the homicide evidence in?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (xfb67)

332 Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump
1h
Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (BqBId)

333 When the time comes, you will be made to like it. A gay man "First husband" would be bigger than Jackie O and Michele O combined.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy


It will be FABULOUS!!!

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (vcOmj)

334 Before we goet too into the weeds on a Monday, I just want to take a moment to wish Sefton a Happy Birthday.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (JnkiZ)

335 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella
Posted by: BlackOrchid


Let's get in front of this: MDKH!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (LLzS4)

336 308: includes spartacus reference.

Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (Pg+x7)

337 I think the impeachment is going to crater Warren's campaign

Warren's already fading. Much like Betoff, for a while she looked like she was a comer, but now ... she's looking increasingly desperate, and she's taking hits left and right for her outrageous spending plans.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (YqDXo)

338 Rats!
Posted by: Baltimore Plastic Bag Salesman at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (JnkiZ)

You do get to keep those!

Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (U7k5w)

339 316. Until someone makes a real move for the black vote, Biden will sweep the Southern primaries without barely breaking a sweat, like Hillary did against Bernie.

Biden likely just needs to knock people out of the race in IA/NH, as you said.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (JRaU+)

340 So Musfud has been terminated with extreme prejudice since he is no longer useful?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:05 PM (0MzWm)
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He had a heart attack and fell out of an open window onto and exploding bomb, and was killed during a shooting accident.

Posted by: Mister Atkinson at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (gz5MT)

341 Actually knew the cowboy from Village People during my nightclub days (oxymoron? Hey, I used a word with "moron" in it!!!!!)

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (JXKKq)

342 316 I think the impeachment is going to crater Warren's campaign, and will impact Bernie - and Buttigieg and Biden are going to barnstorm Iowa. If Biden can win Iowa he may lock it up, especially with the expectations game. If Buttigieg wins either of those first two, then I think there is a fair chance of a contested convention. But the candidate will be one of those running.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (9VeU0)

=========

Even if Biden wins IA (which he won't, polls don't matter cause of the caucus), I don't think he'll be able to secure a path to the nomination.

He's simply not strong enough of a frontrunner to convince California to give him the support he needs.

California isn't everything, but he'll be really weak and the other candidates will never stand aside for him. So, yeah, a contested convention.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)

343 "Overqualified". I hate that bullshit excuse. Yeah maybe I but I'm looking for a job and who the fuck cares if I might have extra skills that won't be used. Hell maybe I'll get your stupid work done faster and you can foist some other stuff on me as well to help you take care of it.

Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (aPG/y)

344 330 I'm honestly surprised people are dropping out , I would stick around until the voting starts if I were in their shoes.

I remember 2012, just about any half decent Republican could have taken it from Romney.

2016, Bernie came damn close to knocking off Hillary, and his campaign was basically just a vanity tour.

Biden could have a seizure on stage and the whole thing is a jump ball.
Posted by: Blago at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (sjTfF)

===========

If you can't pay your staff, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (zZbCU)

345 314 Good news everyone! Baltimore has BANNED plastic bags. They really have their eyes on the ball and getting things done!

NOW what are the rats going to build their nests with?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (YqDXo)

346 Good news everyone! Baltimore has BANNED plastic bags. They really have their eyes on the ball and getting things done!

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (flINI)

--

Path of least resistance. I'm guessing there was a $14M study and it was determined that teaching residents to use trash cans would be much more difficult and expensive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Tehran was turning his life around at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (XwzG5)

347 278 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 01:03 PM (Rarvo)

That's been going around twitter for a few weeks. Not sure I believe it.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (cF8AT)

348
I still laugh at Lizzy Borden Warren saying she'll have an executive order for no new housing being built in the US. Let's see.... I think that pretty much hits every industry except maybe health care and food.

Oh and yeah, open borders too. I guess those will live in tents.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (r+sAi)

349 I haven't clicked on any pap Patterico has discharged in years. He's Hawt Err, Shaprio etc. etc. to me. Dead. not a click or a link. Code.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (iBBEC)

350

I'ma holdin out for a Cabinet post, Posterior Secretary...

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (axhd4)

351 That plastic bag ban will drop their "Murdered with a plastic bag" rate to virtually 0.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (dNzKv)

352 318 Pointing at your greatness ! Yours and mine and joncelli's.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)

Ah yes. Yes, of course!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

[steeples fingers] Eeeeexxxxxcellent.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (RD7QR)

353 Cory's campaign slogan, I'll Lick Your Taint For A Dollar, apparently didn't resonate with the voters.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (Z4rgH)

354 "Overqualified". I hate that bullshit excuse. Yeah maybe I but I'm looking for a job and who the fuck cares if I might have extra skills that won't be used. Hell maybe I'll get your stupid work done faster and you can foist some other stuff on me as well to help you take care of it.
Posted by: Buzzion


Do you want an overqualified heart surgeon or one trained in Mumbai?

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (LLzS4)

355 I think he meant full heart. His heart is "full" because he's proud of the campaign he ran. And satisfied with the way it concluded.

Especially the part where not since Genghis Khan has one man ravished his way through a nation's....

Oh never mind. Nobody's buying any of it.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (xmKbk)

356 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has agreed taxpayers in his country should pay for Prince Harry , Meghan and their son Archie's protection while they are there.
_______________

An outrageous abuse of public money. This pair of multi-millionaires want to be private citizens? Fine, then they should be picking up the tab for their own damn security. Why should school teachers and plumbers and sales people in Canada be paying for these multi-millionaire grifters' personal security? It's bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (k4dH2)

357 How long before someone claims that Mifsud died of polonium poisoning?

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (2C/tD)

358 I'm seeing on twitter reports out of Italy that Misfud guy is mortadella

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 01:03

He's on the island of Misfud toys. With Epstein who didin't kill himself either.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:13 PM (iBBEC)

359 And by Suspend he means gay sex right?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:13 PM (8/eY3)

360 I'ma holdin out for a Cabinet post, Posterior Secretary...
--------------------------------------------------------
Born in Indiana, but reared in D.C.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:13 PM (JXKKq)

361 Old White Men for the win! Woo Hoo!

Posted by: democrats at January 13, 2020 01:13 PM (+lVUW)

362 There sure is. Too bad California is irrelevant to national politics. If they were sensible, they'd make CA vote last to avoid turfing any advantage they can accumulate.

Oh, this makes California even MORE relevant.

We'll throw our electoral mass behind a complete leftist shit, and that will help Trump along.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 01:13 PM (8erNz)

363

Five measly bucks. Pffft.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:09 PM (NWiLs)


*check pockets

Hey, I found this business card on the sidewalk. Has a chicks's naked silhouette and 855 number. I can throw that in as an incentive. In addition to FIVE AMERICAN DOLLArS.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (zr5Kq)

364 It is with a full heart that I laugh at Booker's failure.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (xfb67)

365 Farnaz Fassihi @farnazfassihi
2h
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years."

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (BqBId)

366 He's simply not strong enough of a frontrunner to convince California to give him the support he needs.

California isn't everything, but he'll be really weak and the other candidates will never stand aside for him. So, yeah, a contested convention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)


I agree again. The mind meld is still working. I think there's a non-zero chance of a contested convention; right now, if I had to bet, I'd say a 20% shot.

Biden's problem in California is that he's perceived as not being sufficiently hard left. Yeah, he periodically makes some leftist noises, but they don't across as sincere, but rather tactical.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

367 Italian judicial authorities believe Mifsud is mort, but Papadopolous disagrees, saying "Little Joey does not sleep with the fishes"

https://tinyurl.com/sn2vnap

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (NVYyb)

368 Cory's campaign slogan, I'll Lick Your Taint For A Dollar, apparently didn't resonate with the voters.

Posted by: GnuBreed at January 13, 2020 01:12 PM (Z4rgH)

==
The other campaign slogan was "Suck your banana one dollar."

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (pw+jk)

369 "It was a difficult decision to make, but I got in this race to win, and I've always said I wouldn't continue if there was no longer a path to victory."

Shorter version: I'm broke and they ain't giving a black man more cash.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (fs9FI)

370 He's simply not strong enough of a frontrunner to convince California to give him the support he needs.

California isn't everything, but he'll be really weak and the other candidates will never stand aside for him. So, yeah, a contested convention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (zZbCU)


Current polling in CA suggests a 3 way tie with Biden, Bernie, and Warren. Super Tuesday is March 3. The impeachment trial might be concluded as early February 7, but I don't think thedismissal vote will win. If so, it probably carries into March. Again, that is to Biden and Buttigieg's advantage.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (9VeU0)

371 364 It is with a full heart that I laugh at Booker's failure.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (xfb67)


He could always run for president of his bathhouse.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (YqDXo)

372 It's not like anyone has even bothered to look for Misfud.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (xfb67)

373 ZOD.

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (ZS9TG)

374 Hurled my brains out all night. Just getting up. How are y'all doing?

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (PkVlr)

375 I'm Disappointed. There aren't any more Democrat Candidates who more closely resemble phallic symbols.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (1YX6n)

376 Oh, this makes California even MORE relevant.

We'll throw our electoral mass behind a complete leftist shit, and that will help Trump along.


And I'll note again: if you live in a hard-left district, piss on the census. DO NOT RESPOND, PERIOD.

The only way you are represented at this point is by NOT RESPONDING, that is, offsetting an illegal.

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (8erNz)

377 >> It is with a full heart that I laugh at Booker's failure.


t's not a complete Fail : He's just Docking his hopes, temporarily.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (JnkiZ)

378 I think the nation had enough of Obama ?

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:16 PM (zr5Kq)

379 318 Pointing at your greatness ! Yours and mine and joncelli's.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:07 PM (zr5Kq)

Ah yes. Yes, of course!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:08 PM (NWiLs)

Actually Mifsud and Correy Booker are locked up in a hotel room in Newark exploring the outer edges of pleasure and pizza eating. Please respect their privacy.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:16 PM (RD7QR)

380

I heard the Beaver vote is split, the Moose told me.

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 01:16 PM (5IHGB)

381 343 "Overqualified". I hate that bullshit excuse. Yeah maybe I but I'm looking for a job and who the fuck cares if I might have extra skills that won't be used. Hell maybe I'll get your stupid work done faster and you can foist some other stuff on me as well to help you take care of it.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (aPG/y)

It's phenomenally short-sighted. Retarded, even.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

382 Lots of reports the wheels are coming off in Iran. Not while the IRGC is around. They are the real power and don't care who they kill.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (1YX6n)

383 Pientka and Mary McCord - 2 more deep state traitors being protected?

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (wMHPW)

384
California isn't everything, but he'll be really weak and the other candidates will never stand aside for him. So, yeah, a contested convention.

-------

If my efforts are met with success, California won't even have a primary.

28A.

Soon.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (fUqBx)

385 It is with a full heart and a prolapsed anus that I suspend my campaign.

Posted by: Corey Booker at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (pw+jk)

386 If you can't pay your staff, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (zZbCU)
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From what I understand, that's sort of a given with D candidates...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (oBfF8)

387 So Markle, the Duchess of Celebrity, won't live in the U.S. as long as Trump is president.
Oh, no!

Like I didn't already have enough reason to vote for him.
Like all the other narcissists in the entertainment industry, she thinks we should give a shit where she lives.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (+lVUW)

388 Italian judicial authorities believe Mifsud is mort, but Papadopolous disagrees, saying "Little Joey does not sleep with the fishes"

https://tinyurl.com/sn2vnap
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (NVYyb)



It was a botched suicide attempt. He failed to shoot, strangle and bludgeon himself to death and just escaped with his life

Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (kw5n8)

389 Farnaz Fassihi @farnazfassihi
2h
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years."
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++
Really? That might be a thing.

Ceausescu fell very suddenly and with an unexpected trigger. From on top of it all forever to dead in a schoolyard within days. Probably to much to hope for in Iran, but who knows.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (I2dne)

390 t's not a complete Fail : He's just Docking his hopes, temporarily.

Does Rosario charge more for heterosexuals?

Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (8erNz)

391
Can someone tell me if the word "sacrifice" has been associated with harry and his stupid wife, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (XCHfW)

392 Lots of reports the wheels are coming off in Iran. Not while the IRGC is around. They are the real power and don't care who they kill.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (1YX6n)


YOu know what would really help ? Links.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (zr5Kq)

393 @CNNSotu

#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.


Now go make me a sammich, Lizzie!

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (cF8AT)

394 386 If you can't pay your staff, though.
---------------------------------------------------------
You want staff? Mayor Pete's got plenty 'o staff!

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (JXKKq)

395 Other than TV presenter quitting, anything else ?

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (zr5Kq)

396

The only people in the US who care about gays being gay, as long as we aren't all faggy or draggy in public, is upper middle class anti vaxer wine-moms who get off watching gay pron....

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (axhd4)

397 I still laugh at Lizzy Borden Warren saying she'll have an executive order for no new housing being built in the US. Let's see.... I think that pretty much hits every industry except maybe health care and food.

Oh and yeah, open borders too. I guess those will live in tents.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:11 PM (r+sAi)


Does she think the President rules governs by diktat?

As for living in tents, California leads the way! Also in water conservation. Our vagrants haven't bathed in MONTHS. Also, they're very green, so green that they're providing habitats for lice and other critters.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (YqDXo)

398 389 Farnaz Fassihi @farnazfassihi
2h
Iran State TV's anchor resigns saying, "It was very hard for me to believe the killing of my countrymen. I apologize for lying to you on TV for 13 years."
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (BqBId)
+++++++++++
Really? That might be a thing.

Ceausescu fell very suddenly and with an unexpected trigger. From on top of it all forever to dead in a schoolyard within days. Probably to much to hope for in Iran, but who knows.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (I2dne)

What will the military do? The regular army, not the Revolutionary Guards

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (7HtZB)

399 So Markle, the Duchess of Celebrity, won't live in the U.S. as long as Trump is president.
Oh, no!

Like I didn't already have enough reason to vote for him.
Like all the other narcissists in the entertainment industry, she thinks we should give a shit where she lives.
Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (+lVUW)
++++++++++++++
* Makes Duchess Sparkle stay away
* Made Lena Dunham lose weight

There's nothing he can't do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)

400
I think I like PDJT.
https://tinyurl.com/u5at6yt

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

401 #BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

------------

You mean other than Barack.

Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (sX1BW)

402 Bloomberg ads wera all over the NFL playoff games this weekend.Every ad break.

Posted by: steevy at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (KNsKs)

403 381 343 "Overqualified". I hate that bullshit excuse. Yeah maybe I but I'm looking for a job and who the fuck cares if I might have extra skills that won't be used. Hell maybe I'll get your stupid work done faster and you can foist some other stuff on me as well to help you take care of it.
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 01:10 PM (aPG/y)

It's phenomenally short-sighted. Retarded, even.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:17 PM (NWiLs)

Don't fit the corporate culture

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iLaBB)

404 Cory pulls out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iBBEC)

405 #BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

So where does that leave Buttplug? Does he play the female role?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (YqDXo)

406 Just checked again.

No fucks given here about the Prince bullshit.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (JFO2v)

407 The only people in the US who care about gays being gay, as long as we aren't all faggy or draggy in public, is upper middle class anti vaxer wine-moms who get off watching gay pron....
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (axhd4)

Hmmm I don't know any woman who likes gay male porn.

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (wMHPW)

408 Can someone tell me if the word "sacrifice" has been associated with harry and his stupid wife, yet?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (XCHfW)
---------------------
....oh, I thought you said, "sacrificed."

Never mind, then.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (oBfF8)

409 ZOD.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM


*checks content*

*cross references with nic*

Yep.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (ejd/p)

410 >> I don't know any woman who likes gay male porn.


In most polls, they fudge the margins.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (JnkiZ)

411 #BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.


Well - Warren is going scorched earth.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (9VeU0)

412 I'm thinking about selling a candle that smells like my balls. Do you think $99 is too high of a price?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xfb67)

413
Ceausescu fell very suddenly and with an unexpected trigger. From on top of it all forever to dead in a schoolyard within days. Probably to much to hope for in Iran, but who knows.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (I2dne)

-------

11 days. Degringolade. Who knows what triggers these things? Nobody, that's who. But that which can't continue won't, and the eventual day is inevitable.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (fUqBx)

414 * Makes Duchess Sparkle stay away
* Made Lena Dunham lose weight

There's nothing he can't do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)


Made Democrats endorse MS-13
Got Democrats to side with an Iranian terrorist

The man is amazing.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (YqDXo)

415 #BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.


Now go make me a sammich, Lizzie!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM

Not buying it, sounds like a hail Mary from lieawatha.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (iBBEC)

416 If Japan had had Amazon Prime shipping... they had purchased from Nazi Germany a Tiger I, a Panther, and two PzKw IIIs. But were never able to ship them home.

https://youtu.be/4AAik7LXwhM

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (0MzWm)

417 So where does that leave Buttplug? Does he play the female role?

Since age 15, when that nice older man bought me a leather duster and some chaps...

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (axhd4)

418 usually the word "full" is followed by "blown" with these cats.
Posted by: x

Nope just the opposite. First some dude is blown and then another dude is full. Understandable mistake. It's tribal grammar.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (NqsHv)

419 Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (r+sAi)

Schumer looke like a Sikh in that photoshop

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (NVYyb)

420 387 So Markle, the Duchess of Celebrity, won't live in the U.S. as long as Trump is president.
Oh, no!

Like I didn't already have enough reason to vote for him.
Like all the other narcissists in the entertainment industry, she thinks we should give a shit where she lives.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (+lVUW)


Her basic problem is having the intellectual capability and emotional stability of a three-year old. As Harry will learn sooner than later...but didn't learn soon enough.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (AMIL/)

421 Hurled my brains out all night. Just getting up. How are y'all doing?
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:15 PM (PkVlr)
.........

I survived. Ate some guacamole yesterday that was in my Mom's fridge since November. I think she's trying to poison me.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

422 Did Bernie really tell Warren that? oh Bernie, you old sexist fart.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (a0IVu)

423 Hurled my brains out all night. Just getting up. How are y'all doing?
Posted by: Nurse ratched


You haven't hurled until you've tasted your toenails.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:23 PM (LLzS4)

424 Does she think the President governs by diktat?

I think she does, after all obammy did, and the GOPe let him.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:23 PM (r+sAi)

425 412 I'm thinking about selling a candle that smells like my balls. Do you think $99 is too high of a price?
----------------------------------------------------------
Send a gross to Mayor Pete's campaign - you know I'm good for it.

Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (JXKKq)

426 >>Hurled my brains out all night. Just getting up. How are y'all doing?


Ace just emailed me and asked me to Congratulate you on your GAINS.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (JnkiZ)

427 Gees, Harry had a decent gig and he marries Markle so she can drag him around by his jewels? Really? What a retard.

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (8/eY3)

428 Will the Mullahs vanish in the blink of an eye?

What will the Democrats do then?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (0MzWm)

429 Makes Duchess Sparkle stay away
* Made Lena Dunham lose weight

There's nothing he can't do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)

Made Democrats endorse MS-13
Got Democrats to side with an Iranian terrorist

The man is amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Sold rice to China.
Made a hooker pay him.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (LLzS4)

430
Well, at least he didn't say that Warren fantasizes about being gang-raped. The old coot has mellowed in his dotage.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (fUqBx)

431 I'm thinking about selling a candle that smells like my balls. Do you think $99 is too high of a price?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xfb67)
..........

Definitely a niche market.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

432 Ceausescu fell very suddenly and with an unexpected trigger. From on top of it all forever to dead in a schoolyard within days. Probably to much to hope for in Iran, but who knows.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (I2dne)


History happens at the discontinuities. Yesterday, he was OK. Today, he's stood against a wall. Why? Because one guy heckled Ceausescu during a speech, and started the avalanche.

Those who persist in making simple linear extrapolations are ALWAYS surprised.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

433 >>There's nothing he can't do.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)
1. TrumpCamps
2. Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array
3. Trump Imperial Zoo
Three things he apparently can't do.

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yvnmY)

434 I don't know any woman who likes gay male porn.


In most polls, they fudge the margins.
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM


Whereas in this case the polls are getting fudged.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (ejd/p)

435 Markle, like so many other Megan's we know, seems to have a pathological need to be the victim of something/someone at all times.

Posted by: Ktgreat at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (AD3JT)

436 428 Will the Mullahs vanish in the blink of an eye?

What will the Democrats do then?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (0MzWm)

Find another group of terrorists to fund.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (NWiLs)

437 The AJA will do whatever the IGRC tells them to do. Mousavi isn't about to go rogue.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (1YX6n)

438 422 Did Bernie really tell Warren that? oh Bernie, you old sexist fart.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (a0IVu)

He gets very abrasive & rude when talking to women, unless they're under 29, then he tries to be charming.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

439
I survived. Ate some guacamole yesterday that was in my Mom's fridge since November. I think she's trying to poison me.
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

guac turns black and gets gross pretty quickly...not easy to eat old guacamole.

Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (sI15f)

440

LASue that's because you don't hang out with upper middle class antivaxer wine moms that watch gay pron.

if you did, you'd know some.

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (axhd4)

441 391
Can someone tell me if the word "sacrifice" has been associated with harry and his stupid wife, yet?
______________

I have volunteered to sacrifice millions of Canadian taxpayers' dollars every year so that Harry and Megan can live as private citizen multi-millionaires whose personal security is funded by everybody except them!

It's totes fair!

Posted by: Justin Trudeau at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (k4dH2)

442 Thing with Iran. I've seen this "students rioting in major cities in Iran" headline so many times before. Every time it is said that The New Iranian Revolution is imminent. Trump will offer more support than his predecessors. But he is not into nation building.

Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (zr5Kq)

443 Bernie Sanders responds to E. Warren leak of a private conversation

https://tinyurl.com/y6efra2n

Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (NVYyb)

444 I've never seen so many candidates drop before the first vote is cast.

It's crazy the amount of money wasted.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (YA914)

445 Will the Mullahs vanish in the blink of an eye?

What will the Democrats do then?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (0MzWm)

Find another group of terrorists to fund.
Posted by: Insomniac


There's still Hamas and the Pali's.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (LLzS4)

446 It would be hilarious if Bernie wound up being the nominee.

Posted by: Caliban at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (qEujL)

447
He gets very abrasive & rude when talking to women, unless they're under 29, then he tries to be charming.

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (7HtZB)

That is so wrong on so many levels. What a dirty old man.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (a0IVu)

448 1. TrumpCamps
2. Transborder Industrial Mastic Human Flypaper Array
3. Trump Imperial Zoo
Three things he apparently can't do.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (yvnmY)


He's not done yet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (YqDXo)

449 I survived. Ate some guacamole yesterday that was in my Mom's fridge since November. I think she's trying to poison me.

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:22 PM (v0R5T)

I'm Heidis taster. 1 day after expiration and "is this good?".

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (8/eY3)

450 Guacamole is not supposed to be black?

Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

451 @CNNSotu

#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

The neoliberal daggers are out for Bernie.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (j3npP)

452 There's still Hamas and the Pali's.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (LLzS4)



For now

Posted by: MOSSAD at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (zr5Kq)

453 I've never seen so many candidates drop before the first vote is cast.

It's crazy the amount of money wasted.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (YA914)
++++++++++++++++++
1) I don't think they've ever had this many candidates.
B. It was wasted, it was merely ... accumulated by others.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (I2dne)

454 That's some racist shit, right there!

Posted by: Black Guacamole at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (8n0ul)

455 429 Makes Duchess Sparkle stay away
* Made Lena Dunham lose weight

There's nothing he can't do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)

Made Democrats endorse MS-13
Got Democrats to side with an Iranian terrorist

The man is amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Sold rice to China.
Made a hooker pay him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (LLzS4)

He's like a latter-day folk hero

Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

456 >>I'm Heidis taster. 1 day after expiration and "is this good?".


Does this smell bad?


Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (JnkiZ)

457 Biden's problem in California is that he's perceived as not being sufficiently hard left. Yeah, he periodically makes some leftist noises, but they don't across as sincere, but rather tactical.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:14 PM (YqDXo)

At his age and with his problems with blood flow Creepy Joe likely does have problems being sufficiently hard.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (Uu+Jp)

458 "Current polling in CA suggests a 3 way tie with Biden, Bernie, and Warren."


Go on...

Posted by: Katie Hill at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (Vy7tf)

459
The neoliberal daggers are out for Bernie.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (j3npP)

It's the neoliberals vs the socialists in the D party..I am rooting for maximum causalities

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (a0IVu)

460 444 I've never seen so many candidates drop before the first vote is cast.

It's crazy the amount of money wasted.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (YA914)


I'm thrilled. That money would have gone to further undermining America. So piss that money, comrades!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (YqDXo)

461 >>#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.


Things are getting. . .bitchy!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

462 445 Will the Mullahs vanish in the blink of an eye?

What will the Democrats do then?
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (0MzWm)

Find another group of terrorists to fund.
Posted by: Insomniac


There's still Hamas and the Pali's.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (LLzS4)

They launder that money through UNESCO.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (NWiLs)

463 away

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (YqDXo)

464 404 Cory pulls out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iBBEC)

It was such a load for him.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (RD7QR)

465 404 Cory pulls out.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iBBEC)

For his own protection?

Posted by: Barney Frank at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (qEujL)

466

BLM just decried CB's quitting as the White Establishment driving out the first black man to have a chance to be President.

When asked about Barky, they replied 'He was only half black."

Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (axhd4)

467 I identify my candle scent with taint.
Taint Nothing but a Candle.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (pw+jk)

468 @CNNSotu

#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

--------------

Two old commies going at it.

Its better in the original Russian.

Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

469 Gay male porn is a backdoor to other questionable behavior.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (hjbxx)

470 >>It was such a load for him.


Too much Two Bear?

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (JnkiZ)

471 >>#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

Things are getting. . .bitchy!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)


Yup. Shit's gettin' real now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (YqDXo)

472 I want all these Dem candidates in until June, dammit. They are dropping too early.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (r+sAi)

473 455 429 Makes Duchess Sparkle stay away
* Made Lena Dunham lose weight

There's nothing he can't do.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:19 PM (I2dne)

Made Democrats endorse MS-13
Got Democrats to side with an Iranian terrorist

The man is amazing.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


Sold rice to China.
Made a hooker pay him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (LLzS4)

He's like a latter-day folk hero
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (7HtZB)

>bows to a picture of Trump

Posted by: Chuck Norris at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (NgKpN)

474 Guacamole is not supposed to be black?
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

********

Neither are presidential candidates ... apparently

Posted by: The Severely Hetero Cory Booker at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (flINI)

475 #BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.


Things are getting. . .bitchy!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

Did Bernie also tell her how women LOVE to be raped?!?

Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (wMHPW)

476 @381

Not really, it depends on the situation.


I have only been unemployed once in my life, it took me 4 months to find a job, during that time I applied for jobs that were well below my skill set, interviewers told me outright you are insanely overqualified for this position, you are not going to be happy, you are going to be looking for another job almost immediately and that is not what the company needs or is looking for, thank you but good day sir.


And they were right.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (mv+Oj)

477 History happens at the discontinuities. Yesterday, he was OK. Today, he's stood against a wall. Why? Because one guy heckled Ceausescu during a speech, and started the avalanche.

Those who persist in making simple linear extrapolations are ALWAYS surprised.


Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:24 PM (YqDXo)

WTF, always bringin the math. I've reached my limit, sir.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (i0ykY)

478 >>#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.


Weak. Arms.

Posted by: Dwight K Schrute at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (JnkiZ)

479 450 Guacamole is not supposed to be black?
Posted by: wth at January 13, 2020 01:26 PM (v0R5T)

Nor is it supposed to crawl.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (RD7QR)

480 I still think Bloomberg emerges as the candidate.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (YA914)

481 BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

Things are getting. . .bitchy!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (bDqIh)

Yup. Shit's gettin' real now.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM

Pass the popcorn and ammo!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (iBBEC)

482
Every time it is said that The New Iranian Revolution is imminent. Trump will offer more support than his predecessors. But he is not into nation building.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (zr5Kq)

-------

Yup. Likely outcome is that the Guard wades into the crowd with mauls and disperses the protests, once again.

But if not, and Iran falls, the fact that My Main Man, My Dog, Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States* isn't into nation building is fine with me... I don't care who rebuilds Iran, whether it's China, Russia, or whomever, so long as it ain't us.

*Because my girlfriend is a Trump-hater, this is how I refer to him at all times in conversation with her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (fUqBx)

483 431 I'm thinking about selling a candle that smells like my balls. Do you think $99 is too high of a price?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:21 PM (xfb67)

Might I suggest your 2nd product smells like your ass?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (8/eY3)

484 >>Can someone tell me if the word "sacrifice" has been associated with harry and his stupid wife, yet?

Challenge accepted.
"The shaman approached the stone tablet, the obsidian knife dripping on the altar's polished floor. The woman screamed as the temple functionaries struggled to restrain her. 'You are not dying,' the shaman intoned, gold teeth glittering in the firelight. 'You are giving our people another day of sunlight. It is no sacrifice, you see...it is a gift."

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (ZS9TG)

485 BLM just decried CB's quitting as the White Establishment driving out the first black man to have a chance to be President.

When asked about Barky, they replied 'He was only half black."
Posted by: Peter Buttplug at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (axhd4)


And what's Cory Booker? Hell, he's got blue or green eyes, doesn't he?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (YqDXo)

486 I saw the Hurling Curlers open for Black Guacamole at the Hollywood Bowl.

Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (l3+k2)

487 468 @CNNSotu

#BREAKING: Bernie Sanders told Elizabeth Warren in private 2018 meeting that a woman can't win, sources say.

--------------

Two old commies going at it.

Its better in the original Russian.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (sX1BW)

Warren Peace?

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (NgKpN)

488 Thing with Iran. I've seen this "students rioting in major cities in Iran" headline so many times before. Every time it is said that The New Iranian Revolution is imminent. Trump will offer more support than his predecessors. But he is not into nation building.
Posted by: runner, Beware Identity Theft ! at January 13, 2020 01:25 PM (zr5Kq)


He doesn't have to nation build if it's all internal.

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (y7DUB)

489 404 Cory pulls out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iBBEC)



It was such a load for him.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (RD7QR
===========

What an ass

Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (NVYyb)

490 I still think Bloomberg emerges as the candidate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM

He seems about as likeable as a pack of hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (iBBEC)

491 465 404 Cory pulls out.
Posted by: Minnfidel
----
The rhythm method???

Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (UOJYi)

492 387 So Markle, the Duchess of Celebrity, won't live in the U.S. as long as Trump is president.
Oh, no!

Like I didn't already have enough reason to vote for him.
Like all the other narcissists in the entertainment industry, she thinks we should give a shit where she lives.

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:18 PM (+lVUW)

Two questions:

1. Didn't she have to renounce her US citizenship to get married?

2 . If not, then how can she maintain a title like Duchess of Whatever when the Constitution expressly forbids US citizens to do so?

I would laugh my ass off if she tried to come back to LA and was told to apply for a residency visa like all other British subjects.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (2C/tD)

493 @NBCNewYork 9 minutes ago

#BREAKING: Bomb found in van of Jersey City attack suspects could have killed or maimed people up to five football fields away, officials say. @brian4NY has the latest.

Snip~

The U.S. attorney in New Jersey and the head of the local FBI said Monday that the bomb found in the van of alleged domestic terrorists Francine Graham and David Anderson could have killed or maimed people up to five football fields away.

They also said there was enough material in the van to make a second bomb.

Four innocent people, including a veteran Jersey City police detective and father of five, died in the hail of prolonged gunfire. Most of the victims were found inside the JC Koshoper Supermarket on Martin Luther King Boulevard during what officials have described as a hate-fueled terror spree on Dec. 10.

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (cF8AT)

494 Bernie's new 2020 campaign slogan:

Bitch, please.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (j3npP)

495 >>The neoliberal daggers are out for Bernie.


That's Obama's daggers are out for him.
Last month he had a friend leak anonymously that Obama told him he would intervene if it looked like Bernie were going to get the nomination. Now, his former campaign manager Jim Messina is saying Bernie is not good for the party (see JJ's link from this morning).

Honestly, I can;t believe anyone would support Bernie after the way the DNC kneecapped him -- and he let them -- in 2016. Total waste of time, money and energy expended on that guy.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (bDqIh)

496 Zod

Excellent.

How are your plans for Kansas coming along?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

497 He seems about as likeable as a pack of hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (iBBEC)

.....

I don't disagree.

He's just the only normie in the bunch and the DNC can save campaign money for congressional races since he can self-finance.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (YA914)

498 Guacamole is not supposed to be black?
Posted by: wth


Baby poop green is the only acceptable color.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (LLzS4)

499 *Because my girlfriend is a Trump-hater, this is how I refer to him at all times in conversation with her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (fUqBx)

The one who had your baby ?

Posted by: MOSSAD at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (zr5Kq)

500 465 404 Cory pulls out.
Posted by: Minnfidel
----
The rhythm method???
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM

Shudders.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (iBBEC)

501 454 That's some racist shit, right there!
Posted by: Black Guacamole at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (8n0ul)

I Lol'd

Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sI15f)

502 oops

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (zr5Kq)

503 480 I still think Bloomberg emerges as the candidate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (YA914)

The dude just strikes me as being annoying. We're talking controlling busybody annoying who follows you around the house telling you what you did wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

504 I would laugh my ass off if she tried to come back to LA and was told to apply for a residency visa like all other British subjects.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (2C/tD)
+++++++++++++++
They'll just say it's equivalent to "Knight of the British Empire" (KBE) - an honorific and not a title and thus all is well.

After all, we can't be preventing celebrities with limey royal cred from coming back home to cynically exploit their positions, at least not so long as they keep righteously speaking truth to power.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (I2dne)

505 Abby Huntsman is leaving the Spew to help Dad 's campaign for Governor. In shorter terms "I WANT OUT"

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (BqBId)

506 PDT also got the View to applaud white supremacy

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (PkVlr)

507 Hurled my brains out all night. Just getting up. How are y'all doing?

better than you apparently

Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (XTiHL)

508
The one who had your baby ?
Posted by: MOSSAD at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (zr5Kq)

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LOL, yes.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (fUqBx)

509 That was a funny lack of sock removal

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (zr5Kq)

510 456 >>I'm Heidis taster. 1 day after expiration and "is this good?".


Does this smell bad?


Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:27 PM (JnkiZ)

Milk. But Ive smelled some other funky food. Hey, there's a business idea. Funky Food. All of it is past the expiration date! Who's in with me?

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (8/eY3)

511 Try our new Fromunda scent!

Posted by: Yankee Candle Co. at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (hjbxx)

512 *Because my girlfriend is a Trump-hater, this is how I refer to him at all times in conversation with her.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (fUqBx)

The one who had your baby ?

--------------

If its the other one, then I have clearly underestimated YD.

Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)

513 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has agreed taxpayers in his country should pay for Prince Harry , Meghan and their son Archie's protection while they are there.
Posted by: Tami

Megs has said that she won't move to the US until Trump is not President. See ya in 5 years dummy.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

514 #BREAKING: Bomb found in van of Jersey City attack suspects could have killed or maimed people up to five football fields away, officials say. @brian4NY has the latest.
...
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (cF8AT)
++++++++++++
Odds the FBI recruited these two and furnished them with materials? I'd bet on "yes."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (I2dne)

515 491 465 404 Cory pulls out.
Posted by: Minnfidel
----
The rhythm method???
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 01:30 PM (UOJYi)

Up the bum, no baby!

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (NWiLs)

516 FUNKY FOOD.

Its a culinary adventure!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (8/eY3)

517 I think Bloomberg's making a mistake with his current commercial blitz.

Nobody wants to see political commercials anymore. Especially the same bland anodyne commercial five times in the same commercial break.

It's a waste of money, and it's probably going to hurt him in the big picture.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ct55T)

518 Cory pulls out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iBBEC)



It was such a load for him.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (RD7QR
===========

What an ass
Posted by: Mayor Pete


Captain of the Jizz Ship Lollipop.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (LLzS4)

519 Mary Pete -what a bottom.

Posted by: Cory Booker at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (LilNs)

520 Sorry, Yud. Maybe she can meet real black conservatives and grow out of it. People do. On occasion. Something very personal will trigger it.

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (zr5Kq)

521 FUNKY FOOD!


Eat what you want and still lose weight!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (8/eY3)

522 up to five football fields away
Looks at nfl chart. Holy crap that goes all the way to Heinz Field.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (r+sAi)

523 513 Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau has agreed taxpayers in his country should pay for Prince Harry , Meghan and their son Archie's protection while they are there.
Posted by: Tami

Megs has said that she won't move to the US until Trump is not President. See ya in 5 years dummy.
Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (oiNtH)

But why would you ever want to live in a country so eeeeEEEEvil as to have ever elected Trump in the first place?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Ct55T)

524 "Hurled my brains out all night."

Getting your skull open must've been tricky.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

525 Last month he had a friend leak anonymously that Obama told him he would intervene if it looked like Bernie were going to get the nomination.

He would intervene? Like he has any influence.

Barky, you were an actor playing a role. The role is over, OK?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:35 PM (YqDXo)

526 518 Cory pulls out.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:20 PM (iBBEC)



It was such a load for him.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:28 PM (RD7QR
===========

What an ass
Posted by: Mayor Pete


Captain of the Jizz Ship Lollipop.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (LLzS4)

Manly men doing manly things
Aboard the Raging Queen

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:35 PM (NWiLs)

527 >>I would laugh my ass off if she tried to come back to LA and was told to
apply for a residency visa like all other British subjects.


Ha! I think you've just hit on why she won't come back while Trump's in office.

No doubt a Democrat POTUS would discreetly fast-track whatever citizenship/green card paperwork she needed to set up a new life in Hollywood. However, she's already snubbed Trump and he responded -- he would mock her if she tried flouting immigration requirements.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 13, 2020 01:35 PM (bDqIh)

528
Sorry, Yud. Maybe she can meet real black conservatives and grow out of it. People do. On occasion. Something very personal will trigger it.
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (zr5Kq)

------

It's really not a big deal. She hates all the Democrats, too, and feels like Obama let her down bigly. Not a Lefty.

But for some dumb reason, she buys into the media's line of bullshit about Trump's pretend-racism, so she doesn't like him either.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:35 PM (fUqBx)

529 @CNN 4 minutes ago

According to the accounts of four people, Warren laid out reasons she believed she would be a strong candidate. Sanders responded that he did not believe a woman could win. Sanders denied the characterization of the meeting in a statement to CNN.


Well of course he did. What did they expect him to say? "Dats right...I said that. Fight me."

Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 01:35 PM (cF8AT)

530 Anyone get their belly full of that female football coach commercial? Between that and the 10 minute instant replay reviews just conforms to me why I no longer watch the nfl. Get woke/go broke

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (flINI)

531 intervene, like, with a cloth?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (dNzKv)

532 517 I think Bloomberg's making a mistake with his current commercial blitz.

Nobody wants to see political commercials anymore. Especially the same bland anodyne commercial five times in the same commercial break.

It's a waste of money, and it's probably going to hurt him in the big picture.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ct55T)

There's a consultant out there that's making a shitload of money off of Bloomy...

Posted by: Jackal at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (Lyh9/)

533 If its the other one, then I have clearly underestimated YD.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)


I am allowed to ask stupid questions. It is my right as an American, dammit !

Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (zr5Kq)

534 He would intervene? Like he has any influence.

Barky, you were an actor playing a role. The role is over, OK?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:35 PM (YqDXo)


Obama could settle the Dem primary contest right now by strongly endorsing Slow Joe.

Yet he doesn't.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (9VeU0)

535 Megan can't live in the US now because of Trump? And amazingly decides to live in a Commonwealth nation, where Harry can still have some pull and respect, instead of France or any other non-Commonwealth nation? What a sleazy, conniving b!tch. I bet she'll spend more time in LA and NYC than in Canada the next five years.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (AMIL/)

536 The dude just strikes me as being annoying. We're talking controlling busybody annoying who follows you around the house telling you what you did wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

He also comes across as a smug asshole who hates you. Really bad vibes.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (j3npP)

537 533 If its the other one, then I have clearly underestimated YD.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (sX1BW)


I am allowed to ask stupid questions. It is my right as an American, dammit !
Posted by: runner at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (zr5Kq)

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

538 FUNKY FOOD!


The fun is in FUNky!

Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (8/eY3)

539 Nobody wants to see political commercials anymore. Especially the same bland anodyne commercial five times in the same commercial break.

It's a waste of money, and it's probably going to hurt him in the big picture.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ct55T)


The one with that ugly annoying whore "health professional"? Yeah that's effective...

Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (y7DUB)

540 Megs has said that she won't move to the US until Trump is not President.
Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (oiNtH)


Oh, please, please, won't you reconsider? We can't go on without your ass here. Our Strategic Nasty Golddigger Reserve is tapped out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

541 >>up to five football fields away


1/4 mile. That is a big blast.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (JnkiZ)

542 But why would you ever want to live in a country so eeeeEEEEvil as to have ever elected Trump in the first place?
Posted by: Warai-otoko

Us deplorables aside, she wants to get back to the Hollywood social circuit this time as an A lister due to her royal marriage versus a 'c' list actress that no one cares about.

Posted by: Cheri at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (oiNtH)

543 My next candle is set to release in February; it's called Asparagus For Dinner Forever!

Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (8n0ul)

544 PDT keeps the royal pains in the ass from living here. More winning.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (iBBEC)

545 Rosario Dawson will be playing Meagan Markle in "I Married A Bitch.'

Meagan Markle will be playing Rosario Dawson in the Hallmark movie "Christmas with My Boyfriend and His Best Buddy Todd."

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (oVJmc)

546 I'm Heidis taster. 1 day after expiration and "is this good?".
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 13, 2020

+++++

Wife Scottish Kate drives me bat-shit crazy with this.

One day past the "expiration date" and out it goes, no matter how expensive.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (T09ml)

547 It's a waste of money, and it's probably going to hurt him in the big picture.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:33 PM (Ct55T)

That whiny nasally voice isn't going to do him any favors either.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (2C/tD)

548 The dude just strikes me as being annoying. We're talking controlling busybody annoying who follows you around the house telling you what you did wrong.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR)

He also comes across as a smug asshole who hates you. Really bad vibes.
Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (j3npP)


Keep Warren and Bloomberg out of the same room, or we may have a controlling busybody criticality event.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (YqDXo)

549 What is the major malfunction of the Democrat Party's base, I ask you?! Castro, Harris, now Fiercely Hetero and Black Booker isn't getting the support from those ardent color blind voters? All that's left will be...*gasp*...old, white people!?

Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)

550 >>I think Bloomberg's making a mistake with his current commercial blitz.


He's dropping several lifetimes worth of cash and getting nowhere.

I like his plan.

Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (JnkiZ)

551 Oh, please, please, won't you reconsider? We can't go on without your ass here. Our Strategic Nasty Golddigger Reserve is tapped out.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM

Never tap a golddigger.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (NWiLs)

552 My next candle is set to release in February; it's called Asparagus For Dinner Forever!
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM

Goop Poop! Only 1 square though! Gaia and all.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (iBBEC)

553 @535

She will probably be spending a lot of time in Vancouver where a lot of episodic television shows and movies are shot and most likely swinging in and out of Hollywood to hob knob with the beautiful people.


Harry sure picked a winner.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (mv+Oj)

554 That whiny nasally voice isn't going to do him any favors either.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (2C/tD)


Maybe he could get diction lessons from Bernie.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (YqDXo)

555 >>How are your plans for Kansas coming along? Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 01:31 PM (u82oZ)

Zod was Santa Large to the kids out in Oz, so I have to get out there and get some love. I'm thinking Hutch/Sterling area in early May. Desperately want Mrs. Zod to see a field of sunflowers turning with the sun.
Thanks for asking.

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (ZS9TG)

556 PDT keeps the royal pains in the ass from living here. More winning.

------------

Kicking British royals is an American tradition.

Washington
Madison
Trump

Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (sX1BW)

557
It never ceases to amaze me that Europeans think their pronouncements matter to Americans.

Some bucktoothed limey doofus in a tiara or whatever he wears can say what he wants about PDT, and it won't make even a tiny ripple here.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (fUqBx)

558 549 What is the major malfunction of the Democrat Party's base, I ask you?! Castro, Harris, now Fiercely Hetero and Black Booker isn't getting the support from those ardent color blind voters? All that's left will be...*gasp*...old, white people!?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)

Its almost like 'post Obama' affirmative action candidates are no longer shoe in.

Who woulda thunk it.!

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (NgKpN)

559 One day past the "expiration date" and out it goes, no matter how expensive.
I got one too, except Irish.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (r+sAi)

560 Getting your skull open must've been tricky.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020

+++


Self-trepanning. It's a coming thing.

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (T09ml)

561 Does Gwynneth's candle only burn when she pees?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (oVJmc)

562 I still laugh at Lizzy Borden Warren saying she'll have an executive order for no new housing being built in the US.

Geez, did she actually say that. She's more nuts than I thought.
She may as well just say, "I'm going to make housing unaffordable for everyone but the rich."

Posted by: nerdygirl at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (+lVUW)

563 reporting false noods?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (dNzKv)

564 Tequila. Is. Not. My. Friend.

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (PkVlr)

565 Never tap a golddigger.



===

Don't tell me how to live !

Posted by: Prince Harry at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (zr5Kq)

566 I never have understood why dudes with money, power and fame don't marry blonde, Eastern European women more.

I mean you have your pick, why grab a Meghan Markle of which there are literally 3,000 clones walking down the street of any northeastern town at any given moment.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (YA914)

567 480 I still think Bloomberg emerges as the candidate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (YA914)

I don't think it matters. They're all ridiculous.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

568 Self-trepanning. It's a coming thing.
Posted by: TANSTAAFL at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (T09ml)

The motorcycle community is way ahead of the curve on this trend.

Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (U7voe)

569 According to the accounts of four people, Warren laid out reasons she believed she would be a strong candidate.

Posted by: Tami



Only 324,996,000 more people you need to convince!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (LLzS4)

570 Never tap a golddigger.



===

Don't tell me how to live !

-----------

At least find one under the age of 30.

Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (sX1BW)

571 Bloomberg: *whiny nasally tone* Is that salt you're using? You need to stop that. You don't like guns, do you? *endless nagging for ten minutes*

Trump: Let's go to the strip club. I know a girl who works there and she brought a friend for you to meet.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (j3npP)

572 It's a with a full heart

What?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (Boy/L)

573 I read food as nood. I think that means the thread is getting stale.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (dNzKv)

574 Crown digger.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (Ct55T)

575 >>Kicking British royals is an American tradition.

Too right, and impressment turnabout is fair play. Both Harry and Megan should be pressed into the U.S. Navy, where they'd both be made to swab the decks of the USS COVFEFE.

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (yvnmY)

576 Keep Warren and Bloomberg out of the same room, or we may have a controlling busybody criticality event.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM

It would be like the worst town home association meeting ever. It would be like watching two old farts arguing about the color of Bev Johnson's flower pots.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

577 Better luck next time!

Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 13, 2020 01:42 PM (ymnmz)

578 Tequila. Is. Not. My. Friend.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (PkVlr)

Welcome to the exclusive club of 'everyone'

Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2020 01:42 PM (U7voe)

579 Imagine if Trump were to adopt a purebred dog. Oh, the chants of Aryan purity.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 01:42 PM (dNzKv)

580 576 Keep Warren and Bloomberg out of the same room, or we may have a controlling busybody criticality event.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM

It would be like the worst town home association meeting ever. It would be like watching two old farts arguing about the color of Bev Johnson's flower pots.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

Worse? What if they were your Inlaws?

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 01:42 PM (NgKpN)

581 Some talk of replacing the Windsor's with Stuarts.

Which would place me somewhere in line for King of England. My 10tth great-grandfather was a Stuart/Stewart.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (9VeU0)

582 Never tap a golddigger.

===

Don't tell me how to live !
-----------
At least find one under the age of 30.
Posted by: SH at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (sX1BW)


Mommy !

Posted by: Prince Harry at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (zr5Kq)

583
BROOD!

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (r+sAi)

584 And why do people here refer to Tulsi as "Coffeecake"?
--Acne scars,for some reason

Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (45lFm)

585 What is the major malfunction of the Democrat Party's base, I ask you?! Castro, Harris, now Fiercely Hetero and Black Booker isn't getting the support from those ardent color blind voters? All that's left will be...*gasp*...old, white people!?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 13, 2020 01:38 PM (JoUsr)
++++++++++++++
You're behind the times, Lady. So-called "color blindness" is racist now. People should have supported them *because* they're minorities.

The Dem sins are manifold.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (I2dne)

586 Does Gwynneth's candle only burn when she pees?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM

Even then, hardly. Why I am gone.

Posted by: Chris Shit Voice Martin at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (iBBEC)

587 Impeach Judge James E. Boasberg

Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (3aI0K)

588 Holy cow I'm really late - that was Eva Green in "Kingdom of Heaven"?

Posted by: jhawk90 at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (/ZYFC)

589 Tequila. Is. Not. My. Friend.
Posted by: Nurse ratched


Welcome to the exclusive club of 'everyone'
Posted by: Vanya


*snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (LLzS4)

590 Ok Cory... You can go back to hanging with your friends from the hipster slap-fight video

Posted by: Liberace at January 13, 2020 01:43 PM (BDQo0)

591 He'll be spending more time with his beard.
----

I was taken aback.

Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 01:44 PM (CDGwz)

592 >>It would be like the worst town home association
meeting ever. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

That's about the most apt description I've read; the lot of them, in a room, smiling primly, simultaneously obsequious and cutthroat.

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:44 PM (ZS9TG)

593 Is it just me, or is the whole "how Harry met Meghan" story creepy as all f*ck?

Lesser royal sees chick on a TV he wants to bone.

Said lesser royal gets personal secretary to set up said embonening. TV chick is all about it, on spec.

Boner and Bone-ee get hitched shortly thereafter.

What the actual bone?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Ct55T)

594 564 Tequila. Is. Not. My. Friend.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (PkVlr)


Whenever anyone starts a sentence with "The sickest I ever was..." they always end with "we were doing shots of tequila."

It is known.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (9VeU0)

595 Oh, please, please, won't you reconsider? We can't go on without your ass here. Our Strategic Nasty Golddigger Reserve is tapped out.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:37 PM (YqDXo)

By the time PDT leaves office in 2024, she would have dumped Harry's dumb ass and moved on to the next sucker.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (a0IVu)

596 591 He'll be spending more time with his beard.
----

I was taken aback.
Posted by: Pete Butterjug at January 13, 2020 01:44 PM (CDGwz)

We call that "abaft", sailor.

Posted by: The crew of the S.S. Cucktanic at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (Ct55T)

597 Tequila poppers in Tijuana. Never again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (1ISKN)

598 So ...Mike Rowe for Gov of Cali?

That would be an epic campaign

Posted by: Pliney at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (nzKWW)

599 593 Is it just me, or is the whole "how Harry met Meghan" story creepy as all f*ck?

Lesser royal sees chick on a TV he wants to bone.

Said lesser royal gets personal secretary to set up said embonening. TV chick is all about it, on spec.

Boner and Bone-ee get hitched shortly thereafter.

What the actual bone?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:44 PM (Ct55T)

She must have acted like a total freak in the sack.

Now though? He's married, that's done.

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (NgKpN)

600 First the man takes a tequila. Then the tequila takes a tequila. Then the tequila takes the man.

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (u4/yY)

601 "It's with a full heart that I share this news -- "
----
'A full heart..'? WTH does that mean? Full of what?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (CDGwz)

602 Whenever anyone starts a sentence with "The sickest I ever was..." they always end with "we were doing shots of tequila."

It is known.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (9VeU0)
+++++++++++
i'll buck the trend. I hate tequila so much I don't know that I could get drunk on it - I'd hurl early and often. It would be counterproductive.

Mine begins - and ends - with Jagermeister. So much as smelling it will make my stomach churn (along with things that smell similar, like Ouzo).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (I2dne)

603 When the time comes, you will be made to like it. A gay man "First husband" would be bigger than Jackie O and Michele O combined.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

I suspect that unless you just go completely off the grid, it will be impossible to avoid. Hell, just waiting in a grocery line, you'll probably be forced to view at least 6 magazine covers with him on them at any given time.

Posted by: Biergood at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (yb6r+)

604 Roasario Dawson will have more time to abuse the tranny handyman/woman/person now.

Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (9VeU0)

605 It would be like the worst town home association
meeting ever. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

That's about the most apt description I've read; the lot of them, in a room, smiling primly, simultaneously obsequious and cutthroat.
Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:44 PM

And did you see that George Patterson planted petunias! We specifically said NO petunias! It's in section 4.3 of the bylaws. I move to fine Mr. Patterson!

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (iBBEC)

606 Love works in GOOP ways dude... FREE MOANS rule.

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (5IHGB)

607 Good tequila is marvelous, like patron silver, or a good anejo or resposado.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (NWiLs)

608 It never ceases to amaze me that Europeans think their pronouncements matter to Americans.

Some bucktoothed limey doofus in a tiara or whatever he wears can say what he wants about PDT, and it won't make even a tiny ripple here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (fUqBx)


I used to get that when I lived in Europe. I'd ask them, "But what does Bolivia think about this?"

"Who cares what Bolivia thinks?"

"Now you know the American perspective on Europe."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (YqDXo)

609 594 564 Tequila. Is. Not. My. Friend.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 01:40 PM (PkVlr)

Whenever anyone starts a sentence with "The sickest I ever was..." they always end with "we were doing shots of tequila."

It is known.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (9VeU0)

Tequila and I get along like a house on fire.

It's vodka that makes me feel and act the way tequila does for others....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (Ct55T)

610 Who else was only surprised that he had not already dropped out?

Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (B06Zw)

611 We call that "abaft", sailor.
Posted by: The crew of the S.S. Cucktanic
------

*cue the 'Poop deck' jokes*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (CDGwz)

612 Brauchen
Behover
Tarvitsevat
Skal
Trenger
Potrzebowac
Potrebne

Yes, Nood!

Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (LLzS4)

613 Your daily reminder to use one square only, please.

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (yu4yz)

614 602 Whenever anyone starts a sentence with "The sickest I ever was..." they always end with "we were doing shots of tequila."

It is known.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (9VeU0)
+++++++++++
i'll buck the trend. I hate tequila so much I don't know that I could get drunk on it - I'd hurl early and often. It would be counterproductive.

Mine begins - and ends - with Jagermeister. So much as smelling it will make my stomach churn (along with things that smell similar, like Ouzo).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (I2dne)

Every time I think about adding a bottle of tequila to my small liquor collection I remember that I don't like it. I've never gotten sick on tequila but I don't like it.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (Uu+Jp)

615 >>Mine begins - and ends - with Jagermeister. So much
as smelling it will make my stomach churn (along with things that smell
similar, like Ouzo). Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (I2dne)

This.
"Did you know that Jaegermeister has deer blood in it?"
"Please don't talk to me. I'm trying to die here."

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (u4/yY)

616 *cue the 'Poop deck' jokes*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
-----

Or maybe, 'Full astern!'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (CDGwz)

617 There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:36 PM (NWiLs)

I will be stealing that. Attribution may, or may not, occur.

Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (TUUTu)

618 Mine begins - and ends - with Jagermeister. So much as smelling it will make my stomach churn (along with things that smell similar, like Ouzo).
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (I2dne)

Goldschlager.

Its extra special when your puke has tiny little gold flecks in it.

Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (NgKpN)

619 Whenever anyone starts a sentence with "The sickest I ever was..." they always end with "we were doing shots of tequila."

It is known.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 01:45 PM (9VeU0)


Rum. Doorly's 12 year. Baaaaad night.

Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (wCmLp)

620 It's vodka that makes me feel and act the way tequila does for others....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:47 PM (Ct55T)

Worst drunk I ever had was Morgan. Took me years before I could even smell the stuff without getting nauseated.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (NWiLs)

621

Cory, do you like movies about gladiators?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (BDQo0)

622 601 "It's with a full heart that I share this news -- "
----
'A full heart..'? WTH does that mean? Full of what?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (CDGwz)


His heart isn't the part that's full.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (YqDXo)

623 Is it just me, or is the whole "how Harry met Meghan" story creepy

--

She knows how to do stuff. See also Edward VIII

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM (YslsA)

624 Actually the most awesome time I ever had involved tequila, It was 91' I was in Cancun with a bunch of friends, we were at a Disco and hot chicks in bikinis in werewolf masks were walking around the joint pouring sweetened Tequila into everyone's mouth.


Danced and got drunk all night, woke up without a hangover but had Montezumas's revenge.

Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (mv+Oj)

625 Abby Huntsman is leaving the Spew to help Dad 's campaign for Governor. In shorter terms "I WANT OUT"
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (BqBId)
***************
She disappointed so many of her F&F fans and showed her Trump hate like everyone on that awful show.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (wiXsO)

626  I think Bloomberg's making a mistake with his current commercial blitz. 
---
Lol at his team-sourced slogan: "Bloomberg gets it done."

What?

Who knows, cause the whole ad is how he got fired when he was younger and now he has a big company.
So?

The "it?" What is it?

23 Democrats have run for the nomination in 2020, They have over 250 in politics among them.
None of them are running on their accomplishments.

One one candidate is: The one who has only been in politics for three years, Trump.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (vPKfA)

627 601 "It's with a full heart that I share this news -- "
----
'A full heart..'? WTH does that mean? Full of what?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (CDGwz)


Full of BS is what. He's been butt loved so much that an outlet path from his large intestine to his aorta formed.

Posted by: Gref at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (AMIL/)

628 It never ceases to amaze me that Europeans think their pronouncements matter to Americans.

Some bucktoothed limey doofus in a tiara or whatever he wears can say what he wants about PDT, and it won't make even a tiny ripple here.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 01:39 PM (fUqBx)
++++++++++++
I was in Ireland back in the waning days of the 2016 campaign. I was outside with a gentleman from Eastern Europe who asked me who I thought would win. I told him "Trump."

He looked at me like I had two heads and said, "Why? Why would anyone vote for him? Don't people understand that *no one* in Europe wants him?"

I paused for a moment and replied, "Don't people understand that Americans don't care even a little bit what Europeans think?"

The silence was icy and permanent.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (I2dne)

629 Prince Harry's friend: Harry and Meghan were 'driven out' -- alleges the House of Windsor is 'poisonous' and 'Machiavellian'
--------------

And the recriminations begin.

Posted by: WisRich at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (G0vdT)

630

I was ROYALLY WASTED ONCE o.k a few millions times..it was my destiny house of Windsor?...... no two doors down.

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (5IHGB)

631 Worst drunk I ever had was Morgan. Took me years before I could even smell the stuff without getting nauseated.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 01:48 PM

Worst for me was Southern Comfort. Still can't. The smell makes my neck sweat. I was hung over for 2 days. 2.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (iBBEC)

632 Cory, have you ever been in a... in a Turkish prison?

Posted by: Captain Oveur at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (BDQo0)

633 Buffalo Trace bourbon and a bar in Las Vegas was a bad night for me.

Oddly I don't blame the bourbon as it was entirely my fault.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (Uu+Jp)

634 'A full heart..'? WTH does that mean? Full of what?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (CDGwz)

These people have no conscious, liberal understanding of language or meaning. Their heads are filled only with cheap, coercively emotional phrases and neo-Marxist claptrap.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (H8QX8)

635 Mine begins - and ends - with Jagermeister. So much as smelling it will make my stomach churn (along with things that smell similar, like Ouzo).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (I2dne)

years ago, when I was still in college, we had shots of that at a party, along with cake. for a good portion of the night, after 6 shots, i was hurling blue and green puke (from the icing on the cake). Never touched that stuff again.

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (a0IVu)

636 523 But why would you ever want to live in a country so eeeeEEEEvil as to have ever elected Trump in the first place?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:34 PM (Ct55T)

Oh, I don't know...money?

Posted by: charlotte the sailor at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (/rsCS)

637 >It would be like the worst town home association
meeting ever. Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:41 PM (iBBEC)

They're the ones who would complain that someone had three dogs when the covenant says you can only have two, or that the satellite dish is visible from the street, or that you haven't powerwashed your fence and the only way they could know that is by going into your back yard.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (2C/tD)

638 years ago, when I was still in college, we had shots of that at a party, along with cake. for a good portion of the night, after 6 shots, i was hurling blue and green puke (from the icing on the cake). Never touched that stuff again.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:50 PM (a0IVu)
+++++++++++
I used to like it. A lot. About a liter and half in one night cured me of that predilection.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (I2dne)

639 Cory... Can we be your friends again???

Posted by: The Village People at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (BDQo0)

640 The USS Covefe. Made me laugh. I hope th USS Trump is the baddest, yugest ship ever made. Should be a carrier. One you can launch a B52 from.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (iBBEC)

641 She must have acted like a total freak in the sack.

Now though? He's married, that's done.
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (NgKpN)

I was thinking this. She probably let him have her ass.

Only half joking. He kinda looks like a dweeb who could get wrapped up easily by a sexually aggressive woman-- and she's on the wrong side of 30 and it's allllllllllllllllll downhill from there and she knows it. Incentives, how do they work?

Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2020 01:52 PM (U7voe)

642 'A full heart..'? WTH does that mean? Full of what?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 01:46 PM (CDGwz)


Cardiac tamponade. Get a 12" 14 gauge needle and a 20cc syringe. I'll hold him down.

Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (U7voe)

643 One one candidate is: The one who has only been in politics for three years, Trump.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 01:49 PM (vPKfA)

It's kinda insane how Bloomberg is running away from his mayoral experience. He was fairly popular, outside of his soda nanny nonsense. All things told, he was a fairly decent successor to Giuliani.

It's like he wants people to forget he was a mayor...

And yet Buttjudge was a shitty, shitty, shitty mayor of a no-account college town, and won't shut his goofy looking trap about it.

Weird.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (Ct55T)

644 They're the ones who would complain that someone had three dogs when the covenant says you can only have two, or that the satellite dish is visible from the street, or that you haven't powerwashed your fence and the only way they could know that is by going into your back yard.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (2C/tD)

Grass on your front lawn is 2 inches taller than regulation height (we actually got written up for this at our old HOA).

Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (a0IVu)

645 NOOD greta

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 01:53 PM (I2dne)

646 They're the ones who would complain that someone had three dogs when the covenant says you can only have two, or that the satellite dish is visible from the street, or that you haven't powerwashed your fence and the only way they could know that is by going into your back yard.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM

Yep. But then each would try to exert their power and end up yelling at each other as people left the meeting and they didn't even notice.

Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (iBBEC)

647 640 The USS Covefe. Made me laugh. I hope th USS Trump is the baddest, yugest ship ever made. Should be a carrier. One you can launch a B52 from.
Posted by: Minnfidel at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (iBBEC)

It should be a carrier you can launch other aircraft carriers from.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (Ct55T)

648 ..coming soon on NetFux........ " The House Waifs of Buckingham Police"


Oy Oy wots going on 'ere a bit of baton munching..no ossifer it's Dicks on of Dock Green...past it's due date"

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (5IHGB)

649 >>They're the ones who would complain that someone had
three dogs when the covenant says you can only have two, Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:51 PM (2C/tD)

They're the ones who cite a weight limit to dogs, and then spend 47 minutes of the meeting finagling money from the treasurer to hire/arrange for a vet tech to truck out a vet scale to the neighborhood pool so they can have the neighborhood dogs weighed.

All of them.
Because "fairness."

Posted by: Zod at January 13, 2020 01:55 PM (ZS9TG)

650 It should be a carrier you can launch other aircraft carriers from.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 13, 2020 01:54 PM (Ct55T)

And painted gold.

Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 13, 2020 01:57 PM (2C/tD)

651 Booker English as a fifth language, like all Demons they can't caste a speil on a BEE.

Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 01:58 PM (5IHGB)

652 233 I thought Lies Much Woman was 1/1024th Indian? Is her percentage dropping like her poll numbers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 12:50 PM (Ejm1K)
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I like to think of her as"Inverse Kilobyte Woman".
Posted by: Captain Obvious at January 13, 2020 12:53 PM (gz5MT)

"Gray Beaver."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 13, 2020 12:55 PM (YqDXo)

Since none of the indigenous North American peoples contributed DNA to the reference databases, the labs use Latin American references as surrogate. She's more likely to be Aztec or Inca than Cherokee.

Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2020 02:06 PM (uhGSf)

653 "It's with a full heart that I share this news
--
That's a strange phrase, btw. What does that mean in relation to failure?"

Believe that's Spartacus code for "turgid member".

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, a man a plan a root canal at January 13, 2020 03:02 PM (wmfhQ)

654 "He's full of something, but it ain't heart."

Oh, cum on!

Posted by: Boxx Culvert, a man a plan a root canal at January 13, 2020 03:03 PM (wmfhQ)

655 Drag a Kingdom through a trailer park...

Posted by: klaftern at January 13, 2020 03:05 PM (RuIsu)

656 MORE TIME WITH A BEARD, WHILE NEVER BEING PRESIDENT?

#MeToo !!!!!
[Robotic cackle]
[hic]


Posted by: Hillary! and her Rainbow Exoskeleton at January 13, 2020 03:14 PM (2TR6I)

657 CNN will hire Booker. He can be the bald chick.

Posted by: klaftern at January 13, 2020 03:52 PM (RuIsu)

658 "503 480 I still think Bloomberg emerges as the candidate.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 01:29 PM (YA914)

The dude just strikes me as being annoying. We're talking controlling busybody annoying who follows you around the house telling you what you did wrong.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 01:32 PM (RD7QR

So...Hilary Clinton/Elizabeth Warren, but (allegedly) with a Y chromosome?

Posted by: Skrapheap at January 13, 2020 08:49 PM (vyUIS)

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