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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:30 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 13, 2020 09:32 AM (1Py6N)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:32 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 09:32 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 09:32 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:33 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 09:33 AM (9VeU0)
My forthcoming Get Out of the Barrel Free Card will be auctioned off to the highest bidder....
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 09:33 AM (fNFgo)
CBD is from Nantucket?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 09:34 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Happier times ar coming! at January 13, 2020 09:34 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:34 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:34 AM (X/Pw5)
So they don't seem to be fishing dories, they have some sort of business on the south beach.
CBD chose this because they're there to club baby seals and CBD, sensibly, hates seals.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 13, 2020 09:34 AM (wzVKm)
Posted by: Capn Ned at January 13, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 13, 2020 09:35 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: cccp3o at January 13, 2020 09:35 AM (TQ2jO)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 09:35 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2020 09:35 AM (6/5ob)
Posted by: e at January 13, 2020 09:35 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:36 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 13, 2020 09:36 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: Sockmund Freud at January 13, 2020 09:36 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:37 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 13, 2020 09:37 AM (6/5ob)
Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 13, 2020 09:37 AM (G9Y8y)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 13, 2020 09:38 AM (45lFm)
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:38 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 09:39 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 09:39 AM (ys2qM)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:40 AM (oBfF8)
Who's Shlong was so. . .
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 13, 2020 09:40 AM (jsWA8)
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 09:40 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2020 09:40 AM (Mki/r)
So they don't seem to be fishing dories, they have some sort of business on the south beach.
Posted by: Bandersnatch
Brining in the cocaine from the cigarette boat anchored just out of sight.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:40 AM (LLzS4)
Who loved to post photographs of beaches, ships and other images, completely devoid of human presence.
And occasionally a rusty gate hinge.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 09:33 AM (9VeU0)
Beat me to it
Posted by: Vanya at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (U7voe)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: JAS at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 13, 2020 09:42 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)
My life would have no purpose.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:42 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 09:42 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 09:42 AM (qcIWB)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 09:42 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Fritz at January 13, 2020 09:43 AM (2Mnv1)
What was McGillicuddy's wish?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:43 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)
My life would have no
Posted by: BignJames
Sheesh.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:43 AM (LLzS4)
- St. Greta's Dad
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 13, 2020 09:43 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: zombie Bob Ross at January 13, 2020 09:43 AM (yu4yz)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: blaster
At the waterfront dive bar. Because he's no where near the boat.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (LLzS4)
I've known for most of my life that strand means beach in most Germanic languages, including English.
And only just now did it occur to me where the word "stranded" comes from. I've lived a landlocked life, and never considered the word from a sailor's perspective.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (03He8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: phone of kari at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (bh5qT)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
He's sleeping in the boat.
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Beartooth at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (Mki/r)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (cEsBM)
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Prayers offered.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:45 AM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 13, 2020 09:46 AM (YslsA)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 09:44 AM (WI7YS)
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#twoweeks
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:46 AM (oBfF8)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 09:46 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 09:46 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:46 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Kris at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (OyyDO)
Posted by: Harold at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (0YUio)
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North Atlantic piss break.
one boat is pushing off (he's Finnish)
one is on shore,(European)
and several seem to be approaching the shore. (Russian)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (qcIWB)
Or, JackStraw left him holding that time when the cops showed up on the beach.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM
You're not returning the Captain's Gig to BuShips, are you?
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (yu4yz)
Posted by: Harold
CharlieBrown'sDildo
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Harold at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (0YUio)
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The abbreviation of CharlieBrown'sDildo.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (cEsBM)
* * * *
Prayers up, NGU.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (Boy/L)
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Heh.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (oBfF8)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Russ at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: ALL-CAPS RANDO at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (l8gTz)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Russ at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (IttZ7)
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I would settle with some boobs.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (wiXsO)
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He wants yawl to start with the crummy boat puns.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Nevergiveup
How long will you be on AD?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Zombie Bob Russ at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (IttZ7)
Did you ever paint a palm tree?
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (xmKbk)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (zZbCU)
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Just, like, disembodied boobs scattered over the beach? I think that's an indication of some kind of horror or grievous crime rather some sort of positive...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (zZbCU)
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Just, like, disembodied boobs scattered over the beach? I think that's an indication of some kind of horror or grievous crime rather some sort of positive...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (I2dne)
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Don't knock my kink!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (m45I2)
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Hah, NOBODY knows where the little man in the boat is.
At least I don't.
According to my ex.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Would a picture of the Dem candidates be okay?
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (qcIWB)
It took 77 guesses but we finally got it. Quick, go OT before 100!
Posted by: phone of kari at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (bh5qT)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (LLzS4)
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I first saw that and I thought, "NGU is going to be dealing with ActiveDirectory?"
Yeah, I've been doing computer support work waaay too long.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (oBfF8)
Posted by: netsailer at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (DLV43)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (C+We0)
That's a reach.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: phone of kari at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (bh5qT)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (NmR1a)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
Would a picture of the Dem candidates be okay?
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (vd8XM)
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There is a certain humor to the sight at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (zZbCU)
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...oar IS he?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (m45I2)
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What's all this scullduggery?
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (dfRN6)
Posted by: USMC 8541 at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (xGZ+b)
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (X/Pw5)
Are there palm trees in Denmark? This beach has been painted before and I don't ever recall palm trees.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Harold at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (0YUio)
Please to be searching all unfamiliar terms and reporting back!
Posted by: sujan at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (X/Pw5)
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You're full of sheet.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (oBfF8)
It's the beach area just outside the Anchor Bar in Galveston. Ice cold longnecks and a topless dancer with the appendectomy scar.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 09:52 AM (U7k5w)
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How many gallons did it take? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Christo at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (I2dne)
Hey Bob, last night I had a dream I was walking on a beach made of boobs.
Huh... what does walking on boobs feel like?
I don't know, I fell down a lot.
Posted by: phone of kari at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (bh5qT)
Posted by: Harold at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (0YUio)
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Oh, what I would have given for a glossary when I was a newb. I was told my various sources that I shouldn't write one - feeling lost while people speak "almost but not quite English" - or, as I call it, "AoSHQ English+" - is apparently part of the "charm."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Harold
CharlieBrown'sDildo
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:48 AM (LLzS4)
I just call him Dildo.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Harold
You poor, dumb son of a bitch.
I mean "WELCOME!"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (Boy/L)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (oBfF
No, you're furl of it.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (X/Pw5)
Will spend bigly and transfer all of his staffers.
GOP billionaires are going to have to step up.
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Harold at January 13, 2020 09:47 AM (0YUio)
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Oh, what I would have given for a glossary when I was a newb. I was told my various sources that I shouldn't write one - feeling lost while people speak "almost but not quite English" - or, as I call it, "AoSHQ English+" - is apparently part of the "charm."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (I2dne)
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He just needs to send a check to Ace for the Office AoSHQ Style Guide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (zZbCU)
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It's over there.
By the boat.
With a little man in it.
Posted by: Vlad the impaler,whittling away like mad at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (d6mdH)
Posted by: Christo at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (XVuno)
Ask Peder Severin Kroyer
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (U7k5w)
On art: Would hang. Contemplative. Good painting to consider while drinking a beer, feet up, and wondering how to get my kids to keep their work drama to a dull roar.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (NVYyb)
Posted by: Sockmund Freud at January 13, 2020 09:36 AM (U7k5w)
virginity? WUT? That's RAYCISS!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:53 AM (oBfF
No, you're furl of it.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020
*
*
Report to the poop deck immediately!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (I2dne)
* * * *
AoSHQ English+ is part of the charm. That, and references to bewbs and otters. Surprise!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 09:56 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 09:56 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 09:56 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:56 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 09:56 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: SF Mayor London Breed at January 13, 2020 09:56 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (Ndje9)
With the contest to figure out why he chose it, he guaranteed we'd stay on topic for 100 comments.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (LLzS4)
beach? I think that's an indication of some kind of horror or grievous
crime rather some sort of positive...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:50 AM (I2dne)
He did say he had just watched "Midsommar"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: Harold
You poor, dumb son of a bitch.
I mean "WELCOME!"
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (Boy/L)
* * * *
*SNORT*
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (fNFgo)
They must not have counted Lambeau Field. They could have a crowd of only 10,000 and sell 60,000 beers during a game. But then again most of them come in with a 6 pack stashed under the parka.
Posted by: Maxine Waters at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (Kpl3J)
Anyone that outlaws a Big Gulp is a fellow traveler on the road of "too many kinds of toothpaste."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (Boy/L)
I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress.I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table .
Well sure, why not....for ref see: AOC and Omar.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:58 AM (cF8AT)
Anyone that outlaws a Big Gulp is a fellow traveler on the road of "too many kinds of toothpaste."
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 13, 2020 09:57 AM (Boy/L)
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Bloomberg said he's willing to spend $1 billion of his own money to defeat Trump.
You gotta give him credit, he really hates the little people being able to defend themselves from a nanny state.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:58 AM (zZbCU)
I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress.I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table
...
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:58 AM (cF8AT)
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1) So many. So *many* ideas, Cardi. Never mind.
2) You shake your ass, not tables.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:59 AM (I2dne)
I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress.I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table .
Well sure, why not....for ref see: AOC and Omar.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 09:58 AM (cF8AT)
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Lots of stuff makes sense when you don't know much.
Like thunder being the gods bowling.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:59 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 09:49 AM (LLzS4)
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I first saw that and I thought, "NGU is going to be dealing with ActiveDirectory?"
Yeah, I've been doing computer support work waaay too long.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 09:51 AM (oBfF
I first saw that and thought "Selling the Office? Damn, those DVD's don't bring squat on E-bay."
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 09:59 AM (Kpl3J)
He just needs to send a check to Ace for the Office AoSHQ Style Guide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:55 AM (zZbCU)
I still don't understand the otter thing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:58 AM (zZbCU)
What's most amusing is that he and Tom Steyer still think we live in a world where they think that spending determines elections. It is even helping Bloomberg in the primaries - he has no chance of winning the Dem nomination, the activist left hates him too much, no matter how much money he gives them. They'll nominate Hillary again before they nominate him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
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No one does, as far as I know. It seems to have spontaneously developed like it came out of Zeus' head.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (I2dne)
I would expect that from 5,000 tailgaters. That's only a twelve pack apiece.
60,000? In a 102,321 seat stadium? That's less than one beer a piece. For coon asses? That's way too low.
I think someone absconded with 120,000 beer receipts.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
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When you do you might be surprised.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (XVuno)
CBD chose this work because it is National Make Your Dream Come True Day.
CBD chose this work because it is the day the cruise ship Costa Concordia sinks.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: zombie triumph the comic insult dog at January 13, 2020 10:02 AM (H5knJ)
The Unbearable Whiteness of Being.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (MIKMs)
That needs to be eliminated
Posted by: Jonathan Metzl for Lancet at January 13, 2020 10:02 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 10:02 AM (RVjrl)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 13, 2020 10:02 AM (PQRcz)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:58 AM (zZbCU)
What's most amusing is that he and Tom Steyer still think we live in a world where they think that spending determines elections. It is even helping Bloomberg in the primaries - he has no chance of winning the Dem nomination, the activist left hates him too much, no matter how much money he gives them. They'll nominate Hillary again before they nominate him.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (Kpl3J)
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I think Bloomberg's spending is directed at winning the nomination after Super Tuesday splits several different ways.
So, he's not appearing in many early state polls because most of his efforts are directed at later states.
It's a much better funded Florida strategy.
It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rammajamma
Sinema did pretty good on her own.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (sjdRT)
Posted by: Henri Toulouse Latrec at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (kGemO)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (I2dne)
Thank goodness I'm not the only one...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (KP5rU)
I heard the conversational line ends somewhere in this vicinity. Hey, you, yeah, you. Is this the end of the line or are you all just standing here facing backwards?
(Bad ripoff of an old Mad joke)
"CBD chose this work because..." of the pretty little bunny rabbit he saw in the clouds.
Posted by: mindful webworker in the city at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
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I believe Nurse Ratched mentioned that she loved otters and it just spun out of control from there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM
Spontaneously developed = surprised.
Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (yu4yz)
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (RVjrl)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (U7k5w)
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They're all playing poker in the hut.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Luckily, it was 1983. Too early.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:01 AM (I2dne)
Ahhhh--now I can fill in the missing pieces.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JT at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:04 AM (tT0V4)
Goes by the name "Peachy Keen"
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (X/Pw5)
I think Bloomberg's spending is directed at winning the nomination after Super Tuesday splits several different ways.
So, he's not appearing in many early state polls because most of his efforts are directed at later states.
It's a much better funded Florida strategy.
It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
Posted by:
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Yup. The paltry number of delegates available in IA and NH are really not worth the effort - especially given they will be split among at least 4 candidates.
Bloomberg (and Styer, but not as much) has been blanketing the TV with ads for weeks now here in Illinois.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (CjFDo)
This is not art.
And no, the excuse that the boats are made of wood, or whatever, is not valid.
This is not art, and that's why you posted it.
Don't think no one notices. The central committee has your name
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: kallisto at January 13, 2020 10:05 AM (RVjrl)
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It'll go at the same time as Ben Roethlisberger, Mary Cloggenstein, willowing, and FIRST go.
It's part of the AoSHQ DNA now.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:06 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 09:39 AM (m45I2)
My life would have no purpose. Yep
Posted by: BignJames
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Don't you mean it would have no porpoise?
Posted by: Tinker at January 13, 2020 10:07 AM (TzOaz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:07 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: krusty at January 13, 2020 10:07 AM (zGrBH)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:08 AM (CPk08)
>>So, he's not appearing in many early state polls because most of his efforts are directed at later states.
>>It's a much better funded Florida strategy.
>>It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
Worked great for President Guliani
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:08 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:08 AM (t8x7I)
Bloomberg (and Styer, but not as much) has been blanketing the TV with ads for weeks now here in Illinois.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
They're both for Womens Reproductive Health.
They think that means healthy hoo haa's
And that's a good thing!
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:08 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:09 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:08 AM (t8x7I)
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"We tried to start a recession. It didn't happen. We rooted for a war. It didn't start. We got an impeachment that means nothing."
-Democrats, stuck in the boat on share
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:09 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (H5knJ)
Posted by: Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistry Appreciation Association, AoSHQ Claque at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (yu4yz)
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (H5knJ)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (vd8XM)
Check how many cokes and seven ups were sold. Those are just mixers for the bottle of whiskey every fan carries into the stadium.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (qcIWB)
...it's the best way to make sure the 100-comment rule is followed.
Posted by: mindful webworker in the city at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
++++++++++++
No one does, as far as I know. It seems to have spontaneously developed like it came out of Zeus' head.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020
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The meme probably occurred to its creator because otters are slinky and playful, and can sneak up behind you. As for the "surprise anal" concept, I'm at sea as well. (See, I connected this to the painting)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 13, 2020 10:11 AM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:11 AM (fNFgo)
******
"Honore de Balzac"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020
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In plain English, "Honore de Scrote"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:12 AM (Ejm1K)
@realDonaldTrump
Mini Mike Bloomberg is spending a lot of money on False Advertising. I was the person who saved Pre-Existing Conditions in your Healthcare, you have it now, while at the same time winning the fight to rid you of the expensive, unfair and very unpopular Individual Mandate.
and, if Republicans win in court and take back the House of Represenatives, your healthcare, that I have now brought to the best place in many years, will become the best ever, by far. I will always protect your Pre-Existing Conditions, the Dems will not!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 10:12 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:08 AM
No one does more for healthy hoo haas than I do.
Posted by: Gwenyth P. at January 13, 2020 10:12 AM (yu4yz)
The meme probably occurred to its creator because otters are slinky and playful, and can sneak up behind you. As for the "surprise anal" concept, I'm at sea as well. (See, I connected this to the painting)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (Ejm1K)
Well played, Wolfus!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:12 AM (TdMsT)
It lacks "women" who look like dudes and/or young boys for us to make fun of.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:13 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: mindful webworker in the city at January 13, 2020 10:13 AM (ECLlc)
/Harry Sussex- official CBC spokesroyal.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:13 AM (m45I2)
The House has the sole authority over impeachments, to wit, they open an inquiry, gather evidence and testimony, advance articles out of committee and vote on them in the house.
The Senate has the sole authority over trials, to wit, they receive the articles, they hear testimony regarding the facts from both sides and then vote either to convict or acquit.
This bullshit about gathering more "facts" and hearing from witnesses is fucking bullshit and ahistorical.
More fact gathering at the trial means the articles where deficient of sufficient cause to advance them.
Fucking RINO pieces of shit.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 10:13 AM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 10:12 AM (BqBId)
I rate this as TRUE, dems will favor euthanasia for pre-existing conditions.
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 10:13 AM (U7k5w)
(I assume that one has already been done but I had to make sure.)
It's Monday, Horde. Let's dodge the universe and make the best of it!
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 10:13 AM (RD7QR)
( Don't particularly like this one -- too much hotel room decorator.)
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2020 10:14 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:00 AM (TdMsT)
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I believe Nurse Ratched mentioned that she loved otters and it just spun out of control from there.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020
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We're lucky. With Alexthechick's love of sirenians, we could have had manatees instead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:14 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:14 AM (inFcx)
195 It's part of the AoSHQ DNA now!
Posted by: Amy Schumer at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (H5knJ)
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I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (zZbCU)
IT'S
FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER IS A PLAGIARIST AND IT'S A TRADITION HERE
FOR PEOPLE TO USE HER NAME AS A SOCKPUPPET WHILE OBVIOUSLY COPYING OTHER
PEOPLE'S JOKES.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
I will bow to this stern warning.
Posted by: Tinker at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (TzOaz)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth
Exactly.
I had married into a coon ass family. I know how they drink. 60k beers for 102,000 seats is was low.
Especially for college students.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
And he should know, he's a porn lawyer.
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (zZbCU)
IT'S
FUNNY BECAUSE AMY SCHUMER IS A PLAGIARIST AND IT'S A TRADITION HERE
FOR PEOPLE TO USE HER NAME AS A SOCKPUPPET WHILE OBVIOUSLY COPYING OTHER
PEOPLE'S JOKES.
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (CPk0
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I set 'em up. Ben knocks 'em down.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (XTiHL)
Because we need to get Joe Biden under oath.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:15 AM (inFcx)
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That article I read the other day about America needing a royal family was just battlespace prep!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (zZbCU)
I still don't understand the otter thing.
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It's an otter mystery, started when Nurse professed a love of (sea) otters and multiple comments pro and con ensued. The anal otter surprise meme is is lost in the depths of time ( back a couple of months a go).
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (45lFm)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 09:41 AM (tT0V4)
Or a bicycle seat.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: mindful webworker in the city at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
I will bow to this stern warning.
Posted by: Tinker at January 13, 2020
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Driving on that beach wouldn't be easy. CBD called out, "Semaphore wheel drive?"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (Ejm1K)
She's as qualified as the rest of them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (tT0V4)
First ho drops out, second ho jumps in?
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (8erNz)
She's as qualified as the rest of them.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (tT0V4)
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I don't think she would be.
She hasn't considered America her residence for the entire last 14 years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020
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We're lucky. With Alexthechick's love of sirenians, we could have had manatees instead.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Or with Alexthechick's hate of squirrels, surprise anal from squirrels.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:59 AM (zZbCU)
Okay. I'll accept that. Only that. Santa is off limits. You ear me? OFF LIMITS!
Posted by: A Happy Little Elf at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here
I will bow to this stern warning.
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Any port in a storm.
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (45lFm)
Doubt it. How old is she
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (cEsBM)
Meme archaeology is fun!
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (IttZ7)
Especially for college students.
when LSU plays BB at Houston we run out of beer at the concessions.
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (XTiHL)
Or with Alexthechick's hate of squirrels, surprise anal from squirrels.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (LLzS4)
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*peeks around corner*
-Australian spider
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020
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Possibly it arose because otters have narrow bodies able to squirm into small openings, and . . .
Nah. Don't wanna go there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (Ejm1K)
That sounds like a rom com movie featuring neutrea and surprise anal.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (t8x7I)
Posted by: rickb223--Pfft.
Like that's a thing. They go for the nuts.
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (45lFm)
Doubt it. How old is she
She was 38 when they were married IIRC.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 10:19 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (tT0V4)
Is she old enough?.....don't you have to be 35?
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 10:19 AM (X/Pw5)
Nah. Don't wanna go there."
Gwenyth's candle smells of damp otter fur.
And fish breath?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:19 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: thefritz at January 13, 2020 10:19 AM (xkOOL)
291 Pelosi is stark raven mad
Pelosi, 79, then pivoted to McConnell, saying he has "resisted sources" that suggest Russian meddling in American elections.
"Sometimes I wonder about Mitch McConnell too," remarked Pelosi. "What's he why is he an accomplice to all of that?
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 13, 2020 09:14 AM (JFO2v)
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"Whoa...this lady's off the deep end."
-Joe McCarthy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 09:15 AM (zZbCU)
Hoooooobooooy.
Posted by: Ancient Aliens Guy at January 13, 2020 10:20 AM (ymnmz)
...Michael owed his shoat a boar.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:20 AM (m45I2)
She's considerably older than Harry, and too old for his uncle.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 10:20 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 13, 2020 10:20 AM (vGJY7)
100-comment rule
puns
Yeah, everything was said already before I did. Should know to catch up on comments before adding mine.
Of course, when I try that, I never get caught up.
Posted by: mindful webworker - bit player in the game of life at January 13, 2020 10:20 AM (ECLlc)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 10:21 AM (HaL55)
well as the USA) are doing our damnedest to raise kids with crippling
mental and emotional problems. And ignorant, too.Posted by: Eeyore
You're forget that most of them are also over-weight and out of shape, but boy can they ever play video games! Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
that scene from The Matrix comes to mind, where Neal sees that is really in a little cocoon, plugged in to the matrix .. he unplugs and escapes. Most don't unplug.
Considering Google/FB/Amazon/Twit (incredibly insidious and successful) efforts to control our thinking, even the average 29 year old is heavily influenced. But un-grounded youth that can barely take their eyes off their personal device, they are blown about with every wind of doctrine ... and the digital winds are controlled by the FANGs.
Most of the (paper) market gains in the last decade are in the few internet Rulers. Easy Money made it happen ... and trillions of QE ... the magic of free money greases the skids till people stop trusting the "confidence game". But through 2020 at least, more grease is the path to Trump getting four more years. (though the Google Archipelago will be in full propaganda/coercion mode)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 10:21 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:21 AM (45lFm)
Posted by: West at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (TLBWP)
Posted by: happyfeet at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (dMWxj)
CBD choose this work because:
it represents the desolation of the Monday morning Soul;
melancholic existential sadness is starkly highlighted by the alleged purity of the clean bright sand, yet in reality it is is the broad expanse of emptiness in our blighted lives;
an abandoned boat and net, once our hope, is now nothing more than failed dreams and lost chances;
people, distant, barely there, stooped under the burden of their work never look up, never engage, there is no human connection;
distant sails on the horizon, full of wind and spirit, leave us, never to return.
Posted by: My Pimp Shot My Dealer at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (axhd4)
Posted by: jsg at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (t+4uj)
...Michael owed his shoat a boar.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:20 AM (m45I2)
Halleluyah
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (JFO2v)
The Depression would have ended within two years and Hitler would have been a greasy smear in Berlin by 1938.
And Trump could have won and completed four terms.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: oneredquilt at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (YFDTN)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 10:21 AM (Cus5s)
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I loved that Neal guy in The Matrix.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:22 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (XTi
Summer time sport vs Winter Time sport.
Drinking choice adjusted accordingly.
That said, I miss the Foam in the Dome days.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (qcIWB)
Do you know what I've learned since I broke my silence on politics last November? Conservatives are whip smart and well read! And.That. Is.Awesome.
Please, go all the way.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (iXnsK)
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (k/TB6)
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (45lFm)
Prince Harry has every right to want to balance his responsibilities between the Royal family and his wife and young family, one highly decorated Army figure remarked in comments to The Telegraph But first and foremost Harry was a commissioned officer who pledged allegiance to the Queen and the Queen is his grandmother, so when push comes to shove, Queen and country come first.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 10:24 AM (LYi+h)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 10:24 AM (LYi+h)
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A visual representation of the movie thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:24 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020 10:18 AM (XTi
Summer time sport vs Winter Time sport.
Drinking choice adjusted accordingly.
That said, I miss the Foam in the Dome days.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (qcIWB)
Did not Astrodome have 3 beer sizes. Big Bigger Biggest
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 10:24 AM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Augustine at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Augustine
Because coffee is for closers
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (vd8XM)
The entire Harry is alienated from the royals is disinformation. It's to get the GloboHomoPedo Cabal back in the White House.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: Augustine at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (BDZWU)
Because tea has far less caffeine by volume than coffee.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (NWiLs)
CBD chose this work because the two clouds on the right side of the painting look like a roast chicken dancing upon a pile of mashed potatoes.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (q57gj)
You'll ketch on.
(Got here late and had to ^F the page. Shocked that nobody had done that pun yet.)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (qc+VF)
She's considerably older than Harry, and too old for his uncle.
Posted by: JEM
She's 38. Born 1981.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (LLzS4)
If you don't know who Eric Carmen is you don't know much about rock and roll.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (ZLI7S)
Why does it seem like tea with caffeine doesn't have the same effect as coffee does with waking me up?
Posted by: Augustine at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (BDZWU)
Probably because you left out the brandy.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: DanMan at January 13, 2020
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We've got the LSU-Clemson game in the StuporDome tonight. I have a horrible feeling traffic in the area approaching downtown will be, well, horrible when I am trying to get home. I don't drive anyplace near the Dome -- but people diverted from closed streets can wind up in the strangest places.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (qcIWB)
The entire Harry is alienated from the royals is disinformation. It's to get the GloboHomoPedo Cabal back in the White House.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (inFcx)
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If that's the case, shouldn't they just wait for Biden to waltz into the White House?
I mean, you've seen the polls, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Augustine
You DID put the tea into an iv like they do with coffee, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: CN at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (U7k5w)
It's part of the AoSHQ DNA now!
Posted by: Amy Schumer
HA! Gone and almost forgotten
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:10 AM (vd8XM)
NEVER!
Posted by: Brian Denehy at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (ymnmz)
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More caffeine in a cup of coffee than a cup of tea.
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (45lFm)
If you don't know who Eric Carmen is you don't know much about rock and roll.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (ZLI7S)
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Guilt as charged.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Just like otters
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (vd8XM)
He has an entire media outlet dedicated to getting him elected in violation of FEC regs. This is permitted because technically he is running against the Dem primary field and not against Trump.
But all of his statements, his targets, his spending, etc. is directed not at the other Dems but at Trump. He's running against Trump, not his competitors in the primary field. The FEC should be dismantling his operation and yet, crickets.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (sjdRT)
Prince Harry has every right to want to balance his responsibilities between the Royal family and his wife and young family, one highly decorated Army figure remarked in comments to The Telegraph But first and foremost Harry was a commissioned officer who pledged allegiance to the Queen and the Queen is his grandmother, so when push comes to shove, Queen and country come first.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (cEsBM)
Harry seemed like a good guy until he hooked up with Princess Sparkle. He forgot the First Rule - don't stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (7HtZB)
It's a much better funded Florida strategy.
It's a bold move, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:03 AM (zZbCU)
Maybe that's a New York fantasy. I think I remember this guy named Giuliani trying it a few years back.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (ZLI7S)
********
He's all by himself
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Just like otters
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020
*
*
The otters would be cuter. And they wouldn't be driving cars.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:28 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 10:28 AM (Cus5s)
Posted by Muldoon
ha .. Muldoon, aka, Mr. Peabody --
Posted by: illiniwek
No wonder I feel like Sherman around him.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:28 AM (LLzS4)
The entire Harry is alienated from the royals is disinformation. It's to get the GloboHomoPedo Cabal back in the White House.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:25 AM (inFcx)
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If that's the case, shouldn't they just wait for Biden to waltz into the White House?
I mean, you've seen the polls, right?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (zZbCU)
Don't mistake me for a normie and a political novice, kiddo.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:28 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
I think POTUS Donald J. Trump is scheduled to attend.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (X/Pw5)
I guess it was Neo, not Neil, in The Matrix ... it's been a few years.
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 10:28 AM (Cus5s)
It was actually Neal, but the matrix has altered every one else's memories.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (45lFm)
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Yep, that's why I had two cups of tea. Still felt like I was falling asleep at my desk. I gave up and got a coffee from the machine at work.
Posted by: Augustine at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (BDZWU)
Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (vGJY7)
Posted by: Eric Carmen at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:23 AM (cEsBM)
Harry seemed like a good guy until he hooked up with Princess Sparkle. He forgot the First Rule - don't stick your dick in crazy.
Posted by: josephistan
Poon has ruined more than one man.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (LYi+h)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:24 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++
Korean baseball clubs have ludicrous beer sizes but also lax rules. You can bring your own, so long as it's not in glass. You have to pour them into plastic cups before coming in to the park. Thus, they are enormous. I've seen some pictures of things I thought would serve well as movie theater popcorn tubs. But nope, beer.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (CPk08)
Like yesterday we just get there earlier to tailgate and have 3 more drinks during pregame that we used to buy inside
Go Pack!
Posted by: H Badger at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (n/0Nw)
I didn't follow up on the Oscar nominees because I don't care, but apparently it's causing a blowup.
No women nominated for Best Director.
Paltry numbers of minorities nominated for the Acting categories.
I hope the outrage is huge on Twitter and the Oscars overreact to make those 5 people happy, further diluting their brand.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (tT0V4)
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I always identified with the twitchy moustache and broom and garbage can guy. More my speed.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2020 10:31 AM (MIKMs)
He has an entire media outlet dedicated to getting him elected in violation of FEC regs. This is permitted because technically he is running against the Dem primary field and not against Trump.
But all of his statements, his targets, his spending, etc. is directed not at the other Dems but at Trump. He's running against Trump, not his competitors in the primary field. The FEC should be dismantling his operation and yet, crickets.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (I2dne)
yes, BUT: There's a huge hole in campaign finance law now (one of the reasons I think it should all be abolished) It goes back to Buckley vs Valeo (1976), in which the SCOTUS ruled it was unconstitutional to restrict anyone from spending their own money to get elected. So, any Billionaire who can self fund is exempt from almost all current campaign finance law.
So why has Congress never addressed this? Well, guess what else Billionaires can buy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Face Sized Spider at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (sjdRT)
Sounds like an opportunity for target practice!
Posted by: Emmie at January 13, 2020 10:31 AM (87gB3)
Posted by: josephistan at January 13, 2020 10:27 AM (7HtZB)
+++++++++++++
And it's close corollary* of "don't stick your dick in a multiply-divorced American whore from Hollywood."
* Some would argue, sometimes quite convincingly, that this is merely a subset and not a correlating rule.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 AM (I2dne)
Have you watch A Bronx Tale yet?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:30 AM (ZLI7S)
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I haven't been able to find a copy.
Netflix DVD doesn't have one. The library around here doesn't have a copy in its whole system. I may have to just spend the $3 to rent it on Amazon.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:31 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Chris M at January 13, 2020 10:32 AM (eAZVt)
Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 13, 2020 10:32 AM (C+We0)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (LLzS4)
In the House of the Rising Sun
Posted by: The Animals at January 13, 2020 10:32 AM (q1Pj5)
Second Junior just let out the biggest burp and is all kinds of happy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:32 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 13, 2020 10:28 AM (Cus5s)
It was actually Neal, but the matrix has altered every one else's memories.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (CPk0
Neil Peart has finally left the Matrix.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (Kpl3J)
I still don't understand the otter thing.
--
It's an otter mystery, started when Nurse professed a love of (sea) otters and multiple comments pro and con ensued. The anal otter surprise meme is is lost in the depths of time ( back a couple of months a go).
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:16 AM (45lFm)
I think it's mostly because the morons like surprise anal. Then somebody mentioned otters and the connection was made. Given the "surprise anal" premise the Horde could connect it to almost anything. We're weird that way.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (RD7QR)
So why has Congress never addressed this? Well, guess what else Billionaires can buy.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)
++++++++++++++
McCain-Feingold should be repealed. That said, does Bloomberg *wholly* own Bloomberg News, or is it a partnership. If it isn't fully his, it isn't really his own money/resources/assets. I guess I just don't know.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (LLzS4)
....just not around here.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (sjdRT)
>>Netflix DVD doesn't have one. The library around here doesn't have a copy in its whole system. I may have to just spend the $3 to rent it on Amazon.
After that you can watch Dirty Dancing and find out who Eric Carmen is. He has Hungry Eyes.
Nobody puts baby in a corner.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ficus plants?
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:29 AM (LLzS4)
As has marriage.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:26 AM (Ejm1K)
I think POTUS Donald J. Trump is scheduled to attend.
Posted by: BignJames at January 13, 2020
*
*
I'm proud that he's here -- but it will probably add to the confusion.
Amazing, that guy. I don't know if he's much of a sports fan, but he loves America and Americans, and so he's pleased to make these appearances. Imagine the difference with Gaylord.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Beer binoculars are a thing.
Looks like binoculars.
Is actually a flask.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:34 AM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Beer binoculars are a thing.
Looks like binoculars.
Is actually a flask.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (LLzS4)
Beer binoculars are for looking at ugly women from a distance.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:34 AM (JFO2v)
Looks like binoculars.
Is actually a flask.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (LLzS4)
+++++++++++++
Ah, so it's *not* what happens when your "beer goggles" align with creeping from afar?
:: furiously scribbles notes ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:35 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:35 AM (I2dne)
As has marriage.
**********
I'm guessing it's the lack of poon that has something to do with that.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 10:36 AM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Larro at January 13, 2020 10:36 AM (10GNe)
Posted by: klaftern at January 13, 2020 10:36 AM (RuIsu)
anal. Then somebody mentioned otters and the connection was made. Given
the "surprise anal" premise the Horde could connect it to almost
anything. We're weird that way.
Posted by: joncelli--
I think the surprise otter or 'otter surprise' appeared before anal was involved. Nurse got really pissed and complained to insom that we were picking on her, which naturally brought out the best in the horde.
Posted by: FrodoB,
not the rider
of the white otter, man at January 13, 2020 10:37 AM (45lFm)
Wasn't he the one who had his picture taken dressed as a Nazi officer for what the Brits call a "fancy dress" ball? You know, it seems like if you're an actual prince, you would have someone on staff whose only job is to stand nearby and occasionally say "Sir, that might not be a good idea."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:37 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (wMHPW)
When they come in this evening, with ALL THE COFFEE THEY HAVE PICKED, I WILL BE REMOVING ALL THE CAFFEINE-- ALL WHO HAVE IGNORED MY WARNINGS WILL BE FORCED TO DRINK TEA>>>. Take THAT
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (t8x7I)
And I love to fish
I spend all day out on this lake
And hell is all I catch
Today she met me at the door
Said I would have to choose
If I hit that fishin' hole today
She'd be packin' all her things
And she'd be gone by noon
Well I'm gonna miss her
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (qcIWB)
Wasn't he the one who had his picture taken dressed as a Nazi officer for what the Brits call a "fancy dress" ball? You know, it seems like if you're an actual prince, you would have someone on staff whose only job is to stand nearby and occasionally say "Sir, that might not be a good idea."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:37 AM (qc+VF)
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He was the partier, if I remember correctly. I think I remember pictures of him in Las Vegas that embarrassed the family a number of years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (zZbCU)
Wait until bubbles in the bath are discovered!
Posted by: Eric Swalswell at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (yu4yz)
Posted by: LASue
I think it's just people making crap up.
And it's all believable
Posted by: Bruce at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (vd8XM)
as a Nazi officer for what the Brits call a "fancy dress" ball? You
know, it seems like if you're an actual prince, you would have someone
on staff whose only job is to stand nearby and occasionally say "Sir,
that might not be a good idea."
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:37 AM (qc+VF)
He was just carrying on a family tradition
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:39 AM (q1Pj5)
Bernie Sander's volunteers are trashing Elizabeth "Pocahontus" Warren. Everybody knows her campaign is dead and want her potential voters. Mini Mike B is also trying, but getting tiny crowds which are all leaving fast. Elizabeth is very angry at Bernie. Do I see a feud brewing?
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:39 AM (cF8AT)
Looks like binoculars.
Is actually a flask.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:33 AM (LLzS4)
+++++++++++++
Ah, so it's *not* what happens when your "beer goggles" align with creeping from afar?
:: furiously scribbles notes ::
Posted by: Joe Mannix
Actually saw where someone had posted on Facebook a pic from a jumbotron that caught a chick doing just that. She unscrewed one of the eyepieces and turned it up for a slug.
And yes. Amazon does sell "binocular flask".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:40 AM (LLzS4)
Bernie Sander's volunteers are trashing Elizabeth "Pocahontus" Warren. Everybody knows her campaign is dead and want her potential voters. Mini Mike B is also trying, but getting tiny crowds which are all leaving fast. Elizabeth is very angry at Bernie. Do I see a feud brewing?
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:39 AM (cF8AT)
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Stoke those fires. Stoke 'em good!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:40 AM (zZbCU)
And it's all believable.
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I thought they were democrats until you said "believable".
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:40 AM (t8x7I)
And yes. Amazon does sell "binocular flask".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:40 AM (LLzS4)
+++++++++++++
It's good to have documentary evidence in the wild.
But you left out a critical point. Did she have teh hawt?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:40 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (w
Someone took their man card.
Hard to find something more ghey than commenting on royals.
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 10:41 AM (NSFCQ)
And yes. Amazon does sell "binocular flask".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:40 AM (LLzS4)
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"This has just come to our attention, and we will now dedicate hours of committee time to yelling at executives for allowing this to happen."
-Congress
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:41 AM (zZbCU)
A Whiter Shade of Pale (Procol Harum 1967)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BADDeIQWVQ
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2020 10:41 AM (MIKMs)
@realDonaldTrump 13 minutes ago
Bernie Sander's volunteers are trashing Elizabeth "Pocahontus"
Warren. Everybody knows her campaign is dead and want her potential
voters. Mini Mike B is also trying, but getting tiny crowds which are
all leaving fast. Elizabeth is very angry at Bernie. Do I see a feud
brewing?
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:39 AM (cF8AT)
You know.. I have a short story I'd like to tell you about Mini Mike.....
Posted by: President Richard Punch at January 13, 2020 10:42 AM (ymnmz)
Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (w
Someone took their man card.
Hard to find something more ghey than commenting on royals.
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 10:41 AM (NSFCQ)
Commenting on poorly painted beach pics!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)
* This is in terms of operation. Practically, they're extremely small and claustrophobic, even in new buildings.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:42 AM (I2dne)
Over 11 million workers wants jobs and can't find them. Labor participation rate is the real indicator of unemployment. Instead of spending money on infinity wars defending other countries and infinity diversity and immigration, maybe use some of that money to train Americans to fill these jobs. Just a thought.
https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2020/01/12/ donald-trump-we-dont-have-enough-foreign-workers/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:43 AM (inFcx)
Hard to find something more ghey than commenting on royals.
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 10:41 AM (NSFCQ)
+++++++++++++
In fairness, most of the 'ron comments are about the poor decision making vis-a-vis Hollywood whore crazy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:43 AM (I2dne)
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 13, 2020 10:44 AM (Oq/TM)
Bernie Sander's volunteers are trashing Elizabeth "Pocahontus" Warren. Everybody knows her campaign is dead and want her potential voters. Mini Mike B is also trying, but getting tiny crowds which are all leaving fast. Elizabeth is very angry at Bernie. Do I see a feud brewing?
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:39 AM (cF8AT)
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Stoke those fires. Stoke 'em good!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020
*
*
Trumpus Augustus Caesar knows how to divide and conquer.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:44 AM (Ejm1K)
IIRC, the otter topic was happening concurrently with some buzz about Matt Lauer being accused of anally raping someone and they got mixed together to tweak Nurse R about the otters.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:45 AM (qc+VF)
https://www.breitbart.com/economy/2020/01/12/ donald-trump-we-dont-have-enough-foreign-workers/
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020
*
*
Isn't Ivanka on record as saying that employers should retrain their workers to fill the new jobs that would replace said workers?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:45 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Elements of the painting remind me of the approach of Andrew Wyeth: subtle detail within a soft scene that still manages to provide a clear image.
Thanks for this one, CBD.
Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (7EjX1)
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Tomahawk Lizzie is a genius! A genius I tell you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020
*
*
Makes sense. Matt Lauer was and probably still is a weasel.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (Ejm1K)
Commenting on poorly painted beach pics!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)
Heh!
Posted by: Wut at January 13, 2020 10:47 AM (NSFCQ)
-
Tomahawk Lizzie is a genius! A genius I tell you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
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Reverse that:
Those experiencing mental health problems more likely to be transgender than the general population.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:47 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: thefritz
Well that is a blast from the past. Haven't thought of that in 50 years.
Posted by: cfo mom at January 13, 2020 10:47 AM (RfzVr)
Mini Mike's got the same problem running in the Dim Party for Preezy that a pro-li9fe candidate would have.
Today's all-woke all the time, SJW, massively ignorant retardtastic Dim Party,
hates hates business and businessmen in particular.
Plus, like Hillary!, he's got negative charisma. Perhaps he should run commercials without himself in them like she did.
But, keep spending that money, Bloomy! Your 15 seconds may come. Probably, you should invest a billion in commercials this next month, that should take you over the top!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2020 10:48 AM (q57gj)
Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2020 10:48 AM (7EjX1)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
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I believe you are in violation of the NO METAPHORS before noon rule.
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:48 AM (t8x7I)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 13, 2020 10:48 AM (q57gj)
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"Hey, you know the only thing that makes me remotely electable? Yeah, the cracking down on crime in New York thing? Yeah, that was a mistake. I should have let New York become a shithole like deBlassio."
-Bloomberg
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Like sand inside our oyster shells, these are the things that irritate us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (Ejm1K)
We take a lot of grief, but we must formally object to being so severely maligned.
Posted by: The Society of Weasels at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: rld with coffee
--
It's after noon someplace.
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (45lFm)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Like sand inside our oyster shells, these are the things that irritate us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
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Make a pearl out of it, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:50 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (/669Q)
He was getting hungry and this work depicts the beach and all the sand-which-is there.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Like sand inside our oyster shells, these are the things that irritate us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
All we are is like Dust in the Wind, dudes!
Posted by: William "Bill" S. Preston, Esquire at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)
Claims he saved healthcare for 700,000 people.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Timely. 56 years and counting.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (qcIWB)
The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was "eminent" or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., but it doesn't really matter because of his horrible past!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (cF8AT)
As has marriage.
**********
I'm guessing it's the lack of poon that has something to do with that.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 13, 2020 10:36 AM (+dsLj)
Oh sure. And the screaming tantrums, spendthriftery, deceit, infidelity, and theft don't help either.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Like sand inside our oyster shells, these are the things that irritate us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
All we are is like Dust in the Wind, dudes!
Posted by: William "Bill" S. Preston, Esquire at January 13, 2020 10:51 AM (Kpl3J)
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Dust.
Wind.
Dude.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (CLteG)
http://bit.ly/2NnpM0A
The labor force remains tight, wages are rising, and people are coming off the sidelines to find work, according to new data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) monthly Employment Situation Report. Highlights from the report include: the unemployment rate remained at 3.5 percent, matching the lowest rate since May 1969; nonfarm job gains were 145,000, bringing 2019's total to 2.1 million; the U-4, U-5, and U-6 alternative measures of labor underutilization were all at series lows; and the employment-population ratio for prime-age women increased 0.3 percentage points to 74.4 percent, which is 3.1 percentage points above the November 2016 rate.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (Mr0eF)
Doubt it. How old is she
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (cEsBM)
38. Not old enough to meet the criteria. Same as AOC.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (377Zs)
I do feel like if I go back to school and focus up I can be part of Congress.I deadass have sooo much ideas that make sense.I just need a couple of years of school and I can shake the table .
I thought she was applying for Nigerian citizenship? Now she's going to run for Congress
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (kw5n8)
Posted by: Gary Johnson at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (qc+VF)
Posted by: Tinker at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (TzOaz)
Posted by: Flyover at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (Rbu5d)
Doubt it. How old is she
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:17 AM (cEsBM)
38. Not old enough to meet the criteria. Same as AOC.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 10:52 AM (377Zs)
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The criterium is 35.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
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WOW Democrats can be Pearls???? Who knew.
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (t8x7I)
New Insomniac is putting that behind him.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (qcIWB)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (zZbCU)
I stand corrected. Thanks.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 10:54 AM (377Zs)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:38 AM (zZbCU)
he served Honorably with a combat Helo Unit in Afghanistan
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:54 AM (cEsBM)
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Tomahawk Lizzie is a genius! A genius I tell you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Transgenderism is the effect, not the cause, of mental illness.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:54 AM (TdMsT)
The Democrats and the Fake News are trying to make terrorist Soleimani into a wonderful guy, only because I did what should have been done for 20 years. Anything I do, whether it's the economy, military, or anything else, will be scorned by the Rafical Left, Do Nothing Democrats!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:55 AM (cF8AT)
So that foreign titles thing....
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 10:55 AM (9VeU0)
So that foreign titles thing....
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 10:55 AM (9VeU0)
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That she's renouncing.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: rld with coffee
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It's after noon someplace.
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (45lFm)
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Madame Chairman-- Point of Order-- The "it's noon somewhere" exception is ONLY applicable to the consumption of Single Malt Scotch.
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (t8x7I)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (/669Q)
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Tomahawk Lizzie is a genius! A genius I tell you!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (+y/Ru)
Transgenderism is the effect, not the cause, of mental illness.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:54 AM (TdMsT)
"Schizophrenic youth are more likely to experience mental health problems"
"Bipolar youth are more likely to experience mental health problems"
It's so easy, even I can do it!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
Wow! The wonderful Iranian protesters refused to step on, or in any way denigrate, our Great American Flag. It was put on the street in order for them to trample it, and they walked around it instead. Big progress!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:54 AM (cEsBM)
Following in his father's , James Hewitt , footsteps.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:57 AM (qcIWB)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (zZbCU)
Not actually. She is still the Duchess of York.
Also, talk about emoluments!
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 10:57 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Like sand inside our oyster shells, these are the things that irritate us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
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Make a pearl out of it, then.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:50 AM (zZbCU)
I'm working on a whole string of 'em! My new venture is Hoo-Hah Pearls!
Posted by: Gwenneth Paltrow at January 13, 2020 10:57 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 10:57 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: bluebell
He was recalled to active duty.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:57 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM
Insom is an unfrozen caveman lawyer?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 10:58 AM (ejd/p)
It's so easy, even I can do it!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (NWiLs)
This is a "don't try this at home" situation.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:58 AM (TdMsT)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (/669Q)
Yes. I will still moonlight and work for the new owner sometimes. That is in both of our interests. But yes, since I intend to be ob Active Duty for at least 2 years and probably 3
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:58 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 10:57 AM (LLzS4)
I think NGU was trying to get onto AD. Not really a recall. Not an activated reservist, but real live full time sailor.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 10:59 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:58 AM (cEsBM)
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Wow, good luck with everything! Will you be down here in the swamp vicinity?
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:59 AM (/669Q)
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at January 13, 2020 10:59 AM (+CTUu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:53 AM (qcIWB)
And the sun's rising in the West tomorrow...
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 10:59 AM (y7DUB)
somewhere" exception is ONLY applicable to the consumption of Single
Malt Scotch.
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (t8x7I)
for some definitions of "Single Malt Scotch", yes.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 13, 2020 10:59 AM (CPk08)
Posted by: Synova at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (BD/yx)
that mean you are selling your practice? Are you getting out of private
practice for good?
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (/669Q)
Yes. I will still moonlight and work for the new owner sometimes.
That is in both of our interests. But yes, since I intend to be ob
Active Duty for at least 2 years and probably 3
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:58 AM
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You going to be able to hit 20 years to qualify for retirement?
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (JUOKG)
What's her running on?
He got fired at 29 and now has a company of over 20k.
Cool.
No mention that he charges $250k minimum per year for a machine exclusive to only the largest Wall Street firms to allow them to cheat and trade stocks before anyone else.
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (vPKfA)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 09:54 AM (I2dne)
AoSHQ English+?
Never heard of it.
Posted by: Charlie Gibson at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (ufFY8)
Should be a hot time in Brew City.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: bluebell at January 13, 2020 10:56 AM (/669Q)
Yes. I will still moonlight and work for the new owner sometimes. That is in both of our interests. But yes, since I intend to be ob Active Duty for at least 2 years and probably 3
Posted by: Nevergiveup
You should retain ownership and take on a junior partner. Let him run it while you are gone.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Synova at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (BD/yx)
Look at the bones!
Posted by: Tim the Enchanter at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (q1Pj5)
No Med/Dent officers shown but well, use your imagination:
https://youtu.be/nmGuy0jievs
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 10:59 AM (9VeU0)
No it is a Recall...It is not so easy to make that Transition from Reserves to actual Active Duty status and for someone like me it is still one and the same
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Colin at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM (gfP64)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (JUOKG)
No...will max out near 16 years. I knew that when I got into this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 11:02 AM (Mr0eF)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM (cEsBM)
Ah. I thought you were moving over - I know it is difficult but I thought probably easier for dentists.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:02 AM (9VeU0)
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Boy, I knew she was train wreck but whoa!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:03 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 10:54 AM (cEsBM)
He was on active duty with the armed forces for 10 years. As NGU said, he was a combat helicopter pilot. I remember one of his tours in Afganistan as part of the coalition forces was cut short when the press learned of where he was and instead of keeping their mouth's shut, started blabbing to everyone about it. He already was a target , and then this put his entire unit in jeopardy , so the decision was made to send him back to the UK, which he was really upset about.
The press is truly vile, not just here but in most countires. I understand they want to escape it in London, but because of who they are , they will never escape it. They ought to learn to live with it better, as their mother has done.
Posted by: Jen the original at January 13, 2020 11:03 AM (nRc8Q)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 11:03 AM (a4qVe)
BREAKING: Sen. Booker says he is ending his presidential campaign.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: WisRich at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (G0vdT)
"eminent"? as in .... domain?
imminent?
Imminent!
Oh boy, the late night fake comics are gonna have fun with this typo!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:02 AM (9VeU0)
No. It really is hard to do that for anyone. There are certain benefits that AD gets that even Reservist on Active Duty Recall do not. It's convoluted but I understand why they do it
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (cEsBM)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 10:46 AM (45lFm)
Like sand inside our oyster shells, these are the things that irritate us.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:49 AM (q1Pj5)
All we are is like Dust in the Wind, dudes!
Posted by: William "Bill" S. Preston, Esquire at January 13, 2020
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Pffft. I've been to paradise, but I've never been to me.
Posted by: Charlene in the '80s at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Steve at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (6jJQg)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 11:05 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Hopeful JEF at January 13, 2020 11:05 AM (ufFY8)
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Is he still Spartacus?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:05 AM (+y/Ru)
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I am Spartacus!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:05 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (45lFm)
I didn't know he was still in it. Weird
Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (sI15f)
My mates said harry was a decent combat pilot and pulled his weight.
Then, the empooning happened, he was blinded by the slut who turned him to the dark side, and the rest is history...
Posted by: Stone Cold Nothing at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (axhd4)
BREAKING: Sen. Booker says he is ending his presidential campaign.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (BqBId)
Not too surprising as he is polling at about 1 point - behind Gabbard, but ahead of Delaney.
Impeachment trial is going to tie him to his desk so no point in going on.
Look for Klobuchar to drop soon too.
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:07 AM (8erNz)
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Is he still Fiercely Heterosexual ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (BqBId)
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*fights laughter*
-Rosario Dawson
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:07 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:07 AM (BqBId)
******
Is he still Fiercely Heterosexual ?
I thought he was Sporktacus.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:07 AM (8erNz)
My mates said harry was a decent combat pilot and pulled his weight.
My ass. He was surrounded by loyal-to-the-crown body guards and never put in danger.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (XCHfW)
******
Is he still Fiercely Heterosexual ?
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (BqBId)
He and is GF do many many hetero things. Ya know like sex things and kissing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,
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We are Spartacus!
Posted by: FrodoB, because at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM
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_____________________________________________
BUT?-- What happened to that Et Brute guy??
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (t8x7I)
Posted by: It sussex at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (45lFm)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (inFcx)
When did Patterico take over the blog?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (q1Pj5)
I didn't know he was still in it. Weird
Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 11:06 AM (sI15f)
Both of his supporters now have switched over to Bloomberg.
Posted by: William at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (Kpl3J)
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Is he still Spartacus?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020
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He should remember what happened to the real Spartacus.
Crucifix, nails, rebel leader; some assembly required.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: WisRich at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM
Was that ever seriously in doubt?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (ejd/p)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (1ISKN)
Booker was only in it to be on the ticket, anyway. Which could still happen.
They're all in it to be on the ticket, except for biden, sanders, warren, bloomberg, and devil patrick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: WisRich
Of the closet?
Posted by: Hopeful JEF
Talk about worst kept secrets...
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:00 AM (JUOKG)
No...will max out near 16 years. I knew that when I got into this
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 11:01 AM
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Put in for an age waiver all they can do is say no. I saw some Dentists and Doctors approved because of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, but that was some time ago.
We had one Psychiatrist approved and he was 70, but his specialty was treating PTSD.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (JUOKG)
I figure Markle must have some, uh, unique talents to have gotten on top of the prince.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:10 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (JFO2v)
He read her a 250 page Leningrad in WWII novel over the phone.
That's CIS-HET HOT!
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:10 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: Archer at January 13, 2020 11:10 AM (gmo/4)
Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 11:10 AM (sI15f)
My ass. He was surrounded by loyal-to-the-crown body guards and never put in danger.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (XCHfW)
He was in as much danger as Al "Full Metal Keyboard" Gore was.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:10 AM (y7DUB)
Booker was only in it to be on the ticket, anyway. Which could still happen.
They're all in it to be on the ticket, except for biden, sanders, warren, bloomberg, and devil patrick.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (XCHfW)
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VP almost never comes from also rans.
If you really want to be a VP candidate, you should stay out of the race and just be seen as a safe counterweight to the Presidential candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: dingbat at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (DZINL)
479 Booker is out.
So its now just Old Honkies?
Posted by: dingbat at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (DZINL)
And 1/1024th Indian.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (N39Ws)
So its now just Old Honkies?
Posted by: dingbat at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (DZINL)
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And they told me Democrats would never nominate a white guy again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:04 AM (inFcx)
When did Patterico take over the blog?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM (y7DUB)
You are blind as hell of you can't see how VP Megan Markle on a Biden ticket would be a threat. Voters would be voting for her because royal, minority checklist, activist, kinda hot, and celebrity.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (inFcx)
This is one of the things that turned up. 11 brothers, 158 years military service. May God bless that family.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/wxm8268
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (Rvlwi)
If you really want to be a VP candidate, you should stay out of the race and just be seen as a safe counterweight to the Presidential candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (zZbCU)
Listen here fella it does too work that way! You wanna come say that to my face?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (9VeU0)
So its now just Old Honkies?
Posted by: dingbat
It always was going to be. Regardless of what the far left squealed about POC.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (LLzS4)
Wallis was ugly and Eddie The Vee-Ei-Ei-Ei was an idiot.
The green and pleasant land dodged a bullet when he quit.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (8erNz)
If you really want to be a VP candidate, you should stay out of the race and just be seen as a safe counterweight to the Presidential candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:11 AM (zZbCU)
Listen here fella it does too work that way! You wanna come say that to my face?
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (9VeU0)
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I gots ALL the pushups, old man!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Ya girl Elizabeth at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (sI15f)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Didn't she surrender citizenship for the whole royals thing? Because that would be a not insignificant barrier.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (Rvlwi)
Our HVAC guy got a job as a community-college trade instructor, after it looked like he would not make back the retirement funds he lost in the great crash of you-know-when.
One master plumber I knew well (he designed the hydronic system in my house) went to the bigger university hereabouts as a staffer, doing actual plumbing, and sold his private practice, because the state employees' health plan was so much more comprehensive than the plumbers' union plan (and, my MIL being covered by the plumbers' plan, that must be one hell of a health plan). He died of a sudden heart attack, so maybe he had a certain feeling.
Both electricians who used to do side jobs for me went with the university hospital, just so they'd have more spare time for grandchildren.
There is a great deal of kicking and screaming about how god damned wonderful it is to be in the trades, mostly enunciated by jumped up junior-college coders whose asses are perfectly formed to the Walmart/Miller Aerons in their cubicle. It's a STEM degree, you damn poet!
It's a great thing to bloviate and envy individual entrepreneurs who do things, like, fillings. Actually running that damn business is quite a lot more than meets the eye. When you pay that guy $400 for unclogging your toilet on Saturday night? He doesn't put that $400 in his pocket, I don't care what your brother in law told your gullible ass.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (oRpiG)
She's even more qualified than Hillary. Did you know that Hillary was the most qualified person in the world?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (1ISKN)
Fake Jew, Fake Injun, two billionaires, and a gay red diaper baby?
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (8erNz)
She's even more qualified than Hillary. Did you know that Hillary was the most qualified person in the world?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (1ISKN)
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The most qualified since Washington.
More than Grant, Eisenhower, Jefferson, and Madison combined.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (zZbCU)
No maple syrup was used on waffles while creating this painting.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (TUUTu)
But, there's Biden who is DOA. Nobody is beating Trump in 2020.
Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (sI15f)
Back when BBoy^2 was in diapers, I'd just gotten through feeding him, sat him up on my knee and gently straightened up his torso. This resulted in a world-class belch that would rival even me. He had a look on his little face like, "Wow, did that sound come out of me?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)
"eminent"? as in .... domain?
imminent?
Imminent!
Oh boy, the late night fake comics are gonna have fun with this typo!
i saw Imminent Eminence open for Eminent Imminence back in the noughties at the MM Pavilion.
Posted by: Anachronda at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (sGtp+)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Didn't she surrender citizenship for the whole royals thing? Because that would be a not insignificant barrier.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 13, 2020
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Pish-tush. Who cares about rules in America nowadays?
Posted by: Hillary, Obama, and the Ds at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (inFcx)
I'm fairly confident that being who Harry is, the majority of women in his orbit where proper British women who behaved with a class decorum typical of their station.
And then he meets a wild and free American Crazy Horse.
She probably had him at, AYDTF?
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (mv+Oj)
@realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago
The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was "imminent" or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., but it doesn't really matter because of his horrible past!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (cF8AT)
Back when BBoy^2 was in diapers, I'd just gotten through feeding him, sat him up on my knee and gently straightened up his torso. This resulted in a world-class belch that would rival even me. He had a look on his little face like, "Wow, did that sound come out of me?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)
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The best surprise looks originate with farts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (zZbCU)
If you believe certain reports on her past she's spent quite a bit of time in the very close physical presence of the wealthy and powerful.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (8erNz)
We had one Psychiatrist approved and he was 70, but his specialty was treating PTSD.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:09 AM (JUOKG)
I am on age waivers and will be till 68. 68 is a pretty hard drop dead limit. Beyond that you need Congressional Approval
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (cEsBM)
Noting prepares a person for the Presidency like being a B-list actress and marrying into English royalty.
She's even more qualified than Hillary. Did you know that Hillary was the most qualified person in the world?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (1ISKN)
You sure are correct. She posed the question to the country "Who is going to answer the phone at 3am?". She sure showed us - remember Benghazi.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (N39Ws)
Three, six, nine, the goose drank wine,
The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked,
They all went to heaven in a little row-boat?
Posted by: shipoopi at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (qDBif)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (qcIWB)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (6XlcD)
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (IttZ7)
506 Second Junior just let out the biggest burp and is all kinds of happy.
Back when BBoy^2 was in diapers, I'd just gotten through feeding
him, sat him up on my knee and gently straightened up his torso. This
resulted in a world-class belch that would rival even me. He had a look
on his little face like, "Wow, did that sound come out of me?"
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)
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The best surprise looks originate with farts.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (zZbCU)
Especially from adults who gambled on a fart and lost.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (N39Ws)
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 11:08 AM
We ate his lunch.
Posted by: Jade East and Axe Body Wash guys at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (yu4yz)
"CBD chose this work because it represents Booker's campaign."
Posted by: Jean at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (B7KlG)
Here, he fixed it...
@realDonaldTrump 5 minutes ago
The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was "imminent" or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., but it doesn't really matter because of his horrible past!
Posted by: Tami
Good. God hates homonyms.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Didn't she surrender citizenship for the whole royals thing? Because that would be a not insignificant barrier.
Posted by: Brother Cavil
There's that whole Obama thing going on for her.
As in: "None of those rules matter. We'll overlook everything for her".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (1ISKN)
Posted by: Baldy at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (OLCH5)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (6XlcD)
Comments on DM are hysterical - I think a lot of Brits and Americans are united in wanting them to bugger off to Canada.
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (a0IVu)
The Fake News Media and their Democrat Partners are working hard to determine whether or not the future attack by terrorist Soleimani was "imminent" or not, & was my team in agreement. The answer to both is a strong YES., but it doesn't really matter because of his horrible past!
....and the fact the democrats can't undead him no matter how loud they screech and hoot.
Posted by: seriously yall at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (sI15f)
I think that the public's love/hate relationship with celebrity has drifted away from adulation these days.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (8erNz)
The monkey chewed tobacco on the streetcar line
The line broke, the monkey got choked,
They all went to heaven in a little row-boat?
Posted by: shipoopi at January 13, 2020
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A buddy of mine used to recite that in junior high school. I never knew where it came from.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (Ejm1K)
It's important for the president to choose the write words.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (zZbCU)
Especially from adults who gambled on a fart and lost.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Usually, guys over 50.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (inFcx)
My shelves R A Rockin'
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Editor at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (a+R/B)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (ePQqD)
Posted by: Tom Servo
It was once said of Hillary that she reminded every man of his ex. Same theory applies here; Abrams reminds every black man of his ex.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (vN4+Q)
Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Huh? at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (axhd4)
She's even more qualified than Hillary. Did you know that Hillary was the most qualified person in the world?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM
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Why her exploits as SOS are legendary. Benghazi, Iraq, Arab Spring, ISIS, etc........
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (JUOKG)
Wallis was ugly and Eddie The Vee-Ei-Ei-Ei was an idiot.
The green and pleasant land dodged a bullet when he quit.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:13 AM (8erNz)
Having watched and read all of the stories about Eddie Vee Ei Ei Ei that I can, I now am comfortable believing that all of the heat and noise about Wallis Simpson was a great big smoke screen to cover up the real reason they went so far as to dump him. Although of course it's been proven that Wallis Simpson was sleeping with Von Ribbentrop at the same time she was sleeping with Eddie, so she was a go-between.
I think it's now clear that Churchill and the rest of the British establishment had uncovered hard evidence that Eddie was actively in negotiation with Hitler to keep the UK out of any war, and that he actively sympathized with and supported the Third Reich. Even those who didn't want war knew that this would destroy the Royal Family forever if it came out, and the Wallis Simpson affair was as good an excuse as any.
This explains why, after he lost his crown, Eddie was *never* allowed to set foot in England again, living out his days in Bermuda and France. In the old days, he would have been beheaded on Tower Hill, but the Family chose exile instead.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (Kpl3J)
Markle thinks her "celebrity" inside the hollywood celery circle and fake news circle transfers to the entire USA.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (inFcx)
Should we poll the Horde on this, junior?
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: lil' Petey Gigabutt at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (Ul6/p)
Posted by: rammajamma at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (PQRcz)
Sparkle Markle was an actress?
In what, MILF anal bondage livestock gangbang pron?
Posted by: Huh? at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (axhd4)
One can hope.
Posted by: Roy at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (08T1+)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (inFcx)
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Palin wasn't a celebrity. She was exciting to the base because she was unlike any other prominent Republican and said red meat things while also being attractive. She also didn't start with a massive amount of baggage.
Markle will have loads of baggage and will sound like any other Democrat at best.
Nah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill
Exactly
Posted by: Gov Ed Rendell at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (ufFY8)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Could she pass a background check?
I know most everyone that worked for Barky couldn't, but Biden could.
Could Marky pass one as veep?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (LLzS4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (Kpl3J)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at January 13, 2020 11:16 AM (N39Ws)
One of the best lines from the Simpson
Marge: "Grampa, are you sitting on the warm apple pie?"
Grampa: "I sure hope so!"
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (IttZ7)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (inFcx)
Should we poll the Horde on this, junior?
Posted by: Captain Hate
Pole away, Captain!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (LLzS4)
As in: "None of those rules matter. We'll overlook everything for her".
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:17 AM (LLzS4)
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I will require first hand knowledge of her talent.
Posted by: rld with coffee at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (t8x7I)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (ePQqD)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:18 AM (inFcx)
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Palin wasn't a celebrity. She was exciting to the base because she was unlike any other prominent Republican and said red meat things while also being attractive. She also didn't start with a massive amount of baggage.
Markle will have loads of baggage and will sound like any other Democrat at best.
Nah.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:19 AM (zZbCU)
She is a Trump/Palin hybrid.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (inFcx)
Go back a couple days for Piers Morgan's take on the whole thing - it's almost like he hit on her and she told him to piss off.
The millenial Justin Trudeau fanbois (of all thousand gender preferences) want her, or him, or both, or some combination, to be named Governor General.
Yeah, there's still that in the Commonwealth. Largely ceremonial, of course, and there's been some REAL winners in the mix.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:12 AM (inFcx)
Should we poll the Horde on this, junior?
Posted by: Captain Hate
Pole away, Captain!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (LLzS4)
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Polls will be in Minx .8.
#twoweeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:21 AM (zZbCU)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 11:14 AM
It's maple syrup on French Toast that gets CBD's knickers in a twist. AFAIK, he's never issued a fatwa on maple syrup and waffles.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere Scholar at January 13, 2020 11:22 AM (yu4yz)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (inFcx)
So you don't like any of the Dem candidates either....
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:22 AM (9VeU0)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 10:50 AM (zZbCU)
Why do I always go last?
Posted by: The Swine at January 13, 2020 11:22 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:23 AM (zZbCU)
Kim was peak popular and in the news. Kim Kardashian would pull in a
terrifying amount of voters and new voters.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:20 AM (inFcx)
Gravity fields tend to do that. Pull you in.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 11:23 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020
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Sarah Rafferty? From pics I've seen, she fits your description of the "hot secretary."
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 13, 2020 11:23 AM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Steve McGarrett at January 13, 2020 11:23 AM (aKsyK)
Please can someone caucus with me in Iowa.
Posted by: saf at January 13, 2020 11:23 AM (5IHGB)
She needed someone to put a $100M hit on Steve Schmidt.
Markle will have loads of baggage and will sound like any other Democrat at best.
She's a woke idiot and there's a lot of material on her past that may or may not be true but she'd be spending a lot of time trying to disprove it.
Posted by: JEM at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (8erNz)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (XCHfW)
Posted by: Prince Eeyore at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (qcIWB)
Really Big Breaking News (Kidding): Booker, who was in zero polling territory, just dropped out of the Democrat Presidential Primary Race. Now I can rest easy tonight. I was sooo concerned that I would someday have to go head to head with him!
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Salt in the wound.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: SI Cover Jinx at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (GYQmx)
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Never saw the show, but I don't think she's particularly hot. She has a thick waist and chicken legs, and her face is only average.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: SI Cover Jinx at January 13, 2020 11:25 AM (GYQmx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (qcIWB)
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*pumps fist, thinking of my professed love of Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:25 AM (zZbCU)
Her celebrity and notoriety derive almost exclusively from being married to a royal.
She was a bit actor on a number of television programs, she was only a series regular on one show.
She's had minor to unaccredited parts in a number of film.
And that's it.
I don't see how once she and Harry renounce their royalty they remain a thing?
It's all truly bizarre.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (mv+Oj)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (qcIWB)
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*pumps fist, thinking of my professed love of Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:25 AM (zZbCU)
On second thought...
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (qcIWB)
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The emanence from that show was awesome and lasted quite a while.
Posted by: mustbequantum at January 13, 2020 11:26 AM (MIKMs)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (ePQqD)
Posted by: Buzzion at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (ePQqD)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 11:27 AM (C1Lsn)
THIS JUST IN: Booker's Presidential campaign was just assaulted by two non-Nigerians outside of a Subway. Police are reporting there were MAGA hats and bleach everywher
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:15 AM (inFcx)
So you don't like any of the Dem candidates either....
Posted by: blaster at January 13, 2020 11:22 AM (9VeU0)
No it's a clown show. They will have to put in a solid VP (in terms of marketability) to win. It's either Tank Abrams or with the moves Harry and Markle are making, it sounds like she is an option.
Markle with Biden would be the Dems best bet. She would go after Trump and Pence, and it would be hard to land counter punches against her in the eyes of the average voter and would probably hav the effect of turning voters away from Trump and Pence (validating OrangeManBad rapist and racist) and towards Biden/Markle.
Our side better not coast o this one.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (inFcx)
#NEW: Attorney General William Barr & FBI Deputy Director David Bowdich will hold a press conference today at 2 pm EST on their findings of a criminal investigation into the deadly mass shooting at NAS Pensacola last month, which left three American sailors dead.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 13, 2020 11:28 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:24 AM (qcIWB)
I remember the same thing being said about Trump on this blog and other conservative blogs.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:30 AM (inFcx)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 13, 2020 11:34 AM (C1Lsn)
I'm enjoying the mirth this morning.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 13, 2020 11:37 AM (Mr0eF)
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Posted by: m at January 13, 2020 05:03 PM (KXX3K)
(The punchline line for the old story, condensed, Why did the Hunting Guide become a Fishers' Guide?)
Posted by: Steve H at January 13, 2020 05:10 PM (U1xnE)
Take that AlGore!!.
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