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Former National Security Council Staffer Mike Doran: I Know, For a Fact, That Members of the Obama Administration Sent Personal Letters to Iran's Terror Chief Qassem Suleimani
And he calls upon Congress to "excavate" the letters back and forth between pen-pals, reasoning that if it's a matter of utmost urgency that we know exactly what Trump said to Ukrainian president Zelensky, surely it is equally important that we know that Susan Rice, John Brennan, John Kerry, and Obama himself said to Iran's Master of Terror.
He also calls upon the press to take an interest. Good luck trying to get the Iranian Proxy Media to do something that Ben Rhodes hasn't instructed them to do. Those tweets below. Meanwhile, the pro-Iran, terror-curious Democrat Party refuses to merely praise the US military for having expeditiously taken care of Suleimani.The resolution is structurally identical to the 2011 Senate resolution praising former president Barack Obama for the operation that killed al Qaeda leader Osama bin Laden. At that time, all 100 Democratic and Republican members of the Senate joined to support that resolution. But that is not the case with President Donald Trump's operation to kill Soleimani. No Senate Democrat has voiced support for the resolution.
I urge the press and Congress to excavate that correspondence. I challenge former senior Obama officials — Susan Rice, John Brennan, John Kerry, Ash Carter and President Obama himself — to divulge all they know about the Soleimani messages and agree to have them declassified.
— Mike (@Doranimated) January 10, 2020
If Trump’s conversation with Zelensky was in need of a public airing, then surely we are justified in seeing the messages to Soleimani. Obama officials, we know, have nothing to hide. They say they’re proud of their Iran “containment” policy, so why would they pose any obstacle?
— Mike (@Doranimated) January 10, 2020
Here’s the key passage from Kerry’s oped that reveals the mindset that generated the correspondence. Team Obama believed Iran & its proxies were allies against ISIS. But 1) Soleimani was building those proxies to throw us out of Iraq. 2) Those proxies are vicious sectarian actors pic.twitter.com/9zPuGs5rSW
— Mike (@Doranimated) January 10, 2020
Is it hard to believe that the administration reached out to Soleimani in the same spirit that Obama reached out to Khamenei? | https://t.co/nDbimSMiCk
— Mike (@Doranimated) January 10, 2020
Here’s a sample of the sweet nothings Obama whispered in the Ayatollah’s ear | https://t.co/BjHZWY2E2v https://t.co/hVZ4ABTziQ
— Mike (@Doranimated) January 10, 2020
NEWS: NSA Bolton reveals some of the text of the October 2014 letter that @BarackObama penned to @khamenei_ir https://t.co/GH0mua3oMW pic.twitter.com/CRj49oEutT
— David Shor (@DYShor) July 5, 2019
My identity is a secret. Please don’t reveal it, lest I be subjected to horrendous acts of harassment and persecution, such as anonymous people on Twitter calling me nasty names, and blue check marks asking, “What happened to you? You used to be such a reasonable guy?”
— Mike (@Doranimated) January 10, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (Y4EXg)
It was something like the second thing he did in office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)
Posted by: CuChulainn at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (CT57M)
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 10, 2020 03:17 PM (aylHY)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 10, 2020 03:17 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (sm6Pk)
"Who's side are they on?"
A much better question to be asked:
"What to about the fact that they are on the other side?"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
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I mean, it's not like the deep state and previous administration have treated his presidency like an existential threat because he suddenly has access to everythi...
Oh, wait...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
Somewhere in the vicinity of 110%.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
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Mid to high. I am not sure, though, that it would change anything he did.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (I2dne)
No single Administration has acted more treasonous than the Obama Administration.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 10, 2020 03:19 PM (Oq/TM)
John Kerry should be forced to do neck swinging exercises.
This guy is a true enemy of the United States.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 03:19 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw
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Ooh! Ooh! I know!!
Posted by: Patrolman Toody at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (Y4EXg)
Not just the Apes in the Grottos.
But ALL Apes.
Posted by: Barackhanaten I at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (77WPm)
*******
How ironic. We were just talking about Wolf Creek Pass, way up on the Great Divide.
Ace, you must be prescient.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (m45I2)
Maybe. But it sure does seem convenient that now that Democrats are all in on impeaching him for some fake quid pro quo nonsense it now comes out the Obama administration was doing worse with the worst terrorist nation on the face of the earth.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (IVBVQ)
It might explain the Democrats' insanity. They aren't acting all cool and collected and like they are in control of the situation. They're acting like the protagonist in "The Tell-Tale Heart".
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (ZLI7S)
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I wouldn't bet against it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (oBfF8)
No single Administration has acted more treasonous than the Obama Administration.
Posted by: Scuba Dude at January 10, 2020
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Jugears promised his admin would be "the most transparent in history."
And it was.
Just not in the way he thought.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (Ejm1K)
Thank you for your service.
Love, Barry
xoxo
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
P.S. Valerie sends her love.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (KNsKs)
I recall the archivist assigned to manage the Obama admin records was alarmed at how little was actually turned over to him. He said it is missing a lot of key records. Unexpectedly!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (Mxv9c)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (5p02E)
Posted by: Hugh Janus at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Dr Spank at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (4e+hS)
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (JFO2v)
Considering Benghazi was used as a cover to run guns to Islamic terrorists in Syria, and that John McCain was on that end of the pipeline as a coordinator and that Soleimani was involved or perhaps masterminded the Benghazi attack...
Obama and company deserve the death penalty. I am not joking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Maybe. But it sure does seem convenient that now that Democrats are all in on impeaching him for some fake quid pro quo nonsense it now comes out the Obama administration was doing worse with the worst terrorist nation on the face of the earth.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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Trump's going to get 57 votes to acquit, isn't he?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zZbCU)
But, I can emphatically say that I am still smarter than Barky.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (BDQo0)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (Mxv9c)
They're the Great Enlightened, and they decree that YOU don't deserve electricity.
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 03:23 PM (oBfF8)
Thank you for your service.
Love, Barry
xoxo
P.S. I've included a Candle that you will notice, smells exactly like my Man Vagina. Please to Enjoy.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:23 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Mr Wolf at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (Mxv9c)
Kinda like their love of fossil fuels in places like AHEMukraineAHEM, right?
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:23 PM (77WPm)
"Meanwhile, the pro-Iran, terror-curious Democrat Party"
Terror-curious?
Naw, they are more like terror-gangbang. With no lube.
And then they show up to lecture and mock the rest of us.
Eff them. There is no hope of reconciliation. And no, I'm not moving, instead I will work to restore honest voting rolls.
Because non-citizens voting is the root cause of the Left's powergrab.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 03:24 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (zZbCU)
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I don't remember that happening. Yesh, I was still in shock we elected an America hater.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2020 03:24 PM (jUVms)
Considering Benghazi was used as a cover to run guns to Islamic terrorists in Syria, and that John McCain was on that end of the pipeline as a coordinator and that Soleimani was involved or perhaps masterminded the Benghazi attack...
Obama and company deserve the death penalty. I am not joking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Not to mention, weren't the 9/11 hijackers personal guests of Soleimani at some point soon before the attack (despite the whole Sunni/Shi'a schism)?
I seem to think I read that somewhere.
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:24 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:20 PM (ZLI7S)
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I think the play there was their hip-deep corruption in Ukraine. I think this is a separate event and because they overcorrected and went all-in on "Iran Good, Trump Bad" since we cacked Suleimani. It would surprise me not at all if this revelation is a wildcard.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:24 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:21 PM (5p02E)
Stroke and Gumsy will re-enact the correspondence, sort of like Trevor Howard and Celia Johnson in "Brief Encounter." But they will add romantic ad libs of "fuck me, daddy" and "suck it, bitch" for a bit of flavor.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:24 PM (zBaqJ)
Thank you for your service.
Love, Barry
xoxo
P.S. I've included a Candle that you will notice, smells exactly like my Man Vagina. Please to Enjoy.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:23 PM (IVBVQ)
I think AoSHQ Style guide prefers Mangina.
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (jUVms)
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (d7Ww2)
.........
No kidding. I just got back to the office with a BBQ chicken sandwich and put a six-pack in the mini fridge.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Orange Man Bad Inc at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (W2n9Z)
Posted by: Barack H Obama at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (4e+hS)
I have a hunch Trump's already on this since he has specifically mentioned Kerry's meeting with Iran after departing as SoS. Pleasepleaseplease let this be well-documented and made public, and soon!!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (zBaqJ)
TRUE FACT : There's no word for Mangina in Farsi or in Austrian for that matter.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:16 PM (zZbCU)
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I don't remember that happening. Yesh, I was still in shock we elected an America hater.
Posted by: Seems Legit at January 10, 2020 03:24 PM (jUVms)
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It wasn't reported at the time, but I think it came out a couple of years ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: torabora at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (Y274z)
*******
Kevin Daley
@KevinDaleyDC
6m
JUST IN: the Trump administration tells the Supreme Court there is no need to fast-track consideration of the petitions seeking review of the 5th Circuit Obamacare decision. #SCOTUS
*******
OT
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (BqBId)
Obama and company deserve the death penalty. I am not joking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That's what Vincent Bugliosi said about George W. Bush.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: bluebell at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (/669Q)
Pretty sure he's known this for quite some time.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (77WPm)
Obama and company deserve the death penalty. I am not joking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
*clinks glass*
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (sy5kK)
Just a thought.
a GoFundMe to reward anyone who finds and releases ALL of Hillary's Emails?
Get a couple million in it I bet they would suddenly surface.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (NgKpN)
Manchin, Jones, Sinema ....
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:25 PM (ZLI7S)
I gotta say that Kristen Sinema is a massive surprise insofar as her record so far. Wonder what she's playing at since her base, which I thought were the Code Pinko crowd, must be pissed as hell at her.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Candy Heart at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (IVBVQ)
Obama and company deserve the death penalty. I am not joking.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton
That's what Vincent Bugliosi said about George W. Bush.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (aKsyK)
I don't see the comparative.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:28 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Andrew McCabe still walks among Free Men.
Baby steps, brother.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:28 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 10, 2020 03:28 PM (uGHnY)
Posted by: Chris W at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (HPcI7)
Buys a great life, I got it made
I'm a man of means, by all means
They call me Dean-o
Posted by: Dean Martin at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
I hope Trump alludes to such crimes and punishments during the debates, just to see the moderators eyes pop out of their skulls.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (ayFCE)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 03:28 PM (oVJmc)
Whatever e-mails and correspondence may exist will soon join the Jeffrey Epstein cell videotape.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (zBaqJ)
Which one is still alive?
*pinkie to mouth*
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (sm6Pk)
The Iranians have certainly gotten their money's worth from John Kerry.
Most employers would love an employee with the ability to deliver the goods like John Kerry.
Except they want that effort for their own company, not the competition.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (sy5kK)
Democrats didn't support the resolution because President Trump has weaponized the US military for his own benefit...and Putin's.
Posted by: Rabbi Soothie at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (X2xZM)
TRUE FACT : There's no word for Mangina in Farsi or in Austrian for that matter.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:26 PM (IVBVQ)
Almost impossible to translate Big Mikes Swinging Front Pole. It has to be done in pictograms.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 03:29 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:30 PM (5p02E)
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What difference, at this point, does it make?
Posted by: Hill-dog at January 10, 2020 03:30 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 10, 2020 03:30 PM (xXx5y)
Me too! Who is saying what to whom? Twitter sux in so many different ways.
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 03:30 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020 03:30 PM (1MwUx)
Separate events, no doubt, there's a lot of money floating around Iran too. Hezbollah has been running a worldwide money laundering and drug running program for years. Obama shut down the investigation during the Iran deal negotiations. It's back up and running now and has been for a couple years.
It just seems that the Obama team is way too afraid of what Trump is doing in Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
If I did anything along these lines, I'd have gone to prison and never seen the light of day for the rest of my life. You read over those papers, you sign them and you are sworn to secrecy, etc. etc.
These people can't wait to brag and pass along information as soon as they get read on in order to show they are on the inside and "smart".
Posted by: turambar at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (Gylu/)
I know there is a death fatwa on Valentines Cards but this says how I really feel about you.
XXOO
PS I died in your arms last night.
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 10, 2020
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I hate to say this, but that almost actually makes a kind of sense.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Nancy Pelosi at January 10, 2020 03:28 PM (uGHnY)
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But once Trump's out of office, then the investigations REALLY heat up!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (zZbCU)
I am beginning to suspect that President Obama was favorable to moslems, even the terroristy kind.
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (xptlg)
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None dare call it "conspiracy" ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (5p02E)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
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We all knew Obama and Co. were major fuckups and traitors. It was just a matter of time before hard evidence surfaced.
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Simply UNPOSSIBLE to think some of the $1.4 billion in untraceable cash the milk-chocolate messiah airlifted into Iran made it's way back to JugEars and xis pals, right? Right???
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (0otOH)
DOJs PROBE OF CLINTON FIZZLES DUE TO LACK OF EVIDENCE
And, why oh why is Morgan Decolletage Brennan wearing such a covering outfit??
Sigh
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (ufFY8)
It just seems that the Obama team is way too afraid of what Trump is doing in Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
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I didn't know that. Whatever will they find? Whatever it is, I am sure it won't be widespread corruption, perfidy, terrorist enablement and anti-American activities on behalf of an enemy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:33 PM (I2dne)
Isn't that Sven's Epithet?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:33 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
We can haz hangings? Firing squads?
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
You want: Hangings, firing squads.
You'd settle for: Tar and feathering.
You'll get: Lectures and platitudes about nuanced foreign policy sprinkled with TDS.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:33 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: wth at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (v0R5T)
No, time wouldn't have been enough. We needed the Bad Orange Man to lead the way.
Posted by: Chris W at January 10, 2020 03:33 PM (HPcI7)
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Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (0otOH)
It just seems that the Obama team is way too afraid of what Trump is doing in Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Ben Rhodes tried to create a fiction where Iran was the pre-eminent power in the world, and then he and the King Barry Administration tried to make it come true.
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)
Hey, does anyone here know why the boat was named "The Minnow?" Or why the ensign was at half-mast in the opening credits of Gilligan's Island?
Posted by: CtHillary, Dead but Dreaming... at January 10, 2020
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The first bit, I think, was a swipe at former FCC head Newton Minow, who famously described TV in about 1960 as "a vast wasteland." Don't know about the second, unless it was that they happened to film the pilot shortly after JFK was killed.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (Ejm1K)
It just seems that the Obama team is way too afraid of what Trump is doing in Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Yeah, Ayohtollah Buddy?
That 1.5 bil in cash? Just to let you know, we took off a 10% delivery fee.
Posted by: Obama at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 10, 2020 03:15 PM (xptlg)
Dems love thugs of virtually any stripe. Birds of a feather.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:33 PM (ptqGC)
Hey John You like my sock??
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (sm6Pk)
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Bad fiction. Doesn't hold up to scrutiny.
He should have stuck to writing bad fiction in novel form.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ptqGC)
Would prefer disembowlings with rusty machetes.
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (sm6Pk)
I'm sure those letters were nothing more than the exchange of old family recipes and vacation photographs...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (wtvvX)
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Descriptions and photographs of Hillary in various yoga poses wearing exoskeleton sports bra and G-string.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (5p02E)
Apparently, Sleepy Sessions was awake every once in a while.
https://tinyurl.com/twa92k8
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (88+cf)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (77WPm)
Who says it was ever on the pallettes in the first place?
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:36 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Chris W at January 10, 2020 03:36 PM (HPcI7)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (88+cf)
Cut. Jib.
Newsletter.
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:36 PM (77WPm)
...wasn't 1.5 Billion the amount that Jon Corzine conveniently "lost"?
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (5p02E)
*looks at desk, computer, monitor, wall*
Man, that's a lot of vomit. I don't remember eating that.
*fetches dust pan, bucket*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: x at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (nFwvY)
I'm sure those letters were nothing more than the exchange of old family recipes and vacation photographs...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (wtvvX)
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Descriptions and photographs of Hillary in various yoga poses wearing exoskeleton sports bra and G-string.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (5p02E)
Gpends! when you feel sexy but sharty.
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (IOquy)
EO's giveth, EOs can take it away.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: willow at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (/s4zL)
My wild-a$$ guess: Ukraine was Soros-globalist corruption on steroids (see all the DC spawn involved), while the Iran stuff was more related to Obama's (and a lot of those in his inner circle) chuminess with islam/muslim brotherhood. Ideologically, Obama cared a lot more about what he was doing in the ME and on behalf of islam (refugees, stopping terror investigations, getting CAIR and MB involved in all levels of government).
So, graft (Ukraine) vs. true beliefs (Iran/MB).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 03:34 PM (IOquy)
EO's giveth, EOs can take it away.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (eoQWY)
DENIED!
- Random Obama-appointed Hawaiian Judge #4
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (5p02E)
*looks at desk, computer, monitor, wall*
Man, that's a lot of vomit. I don't remember eating that.
*fetches dust pan, bucket*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020
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No question about it. I LOL'd.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (eAZVt)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (JFO2v)
Am I wrong for thinking this?
If I were the Democrats, John Bolton would be the LAST person I want testifying for my cause.
Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (rjIKj)
Posted by: The Honorable Judge Kikkimalili at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (IVBVQ)
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I imagine it was also to enable the inner party to siphon a hundred million or so off the top for themselves and their various projects.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)
What was his plan for when the Shi'a and Sunni started getting froggy about which sect gets control of the Caliphate?
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:39 PM (sm6Pk)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:39 PM (77WPm)
Now, tell me who abused power.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Jesus Built My Hotrod at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (acl3b)
Barr is probably advising the president not to release any documents on Iran because he'll "handle" it for him like he's "handling" the Russian collusion conspiracy.
Posted by: Rabbi Soothsayer at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (rjIKj)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (IVBVQ)
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I imagine it was also to enable the inner party to siphon a hundred million or so off the top for themselves and their various projects.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (I2dne)
Pocket change.
4 Billion went 'missing' in Ukraine.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2020 03:38 PM (6XlcD)
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Probably not. Even if Hell freezes over and they lock up some big-name players from the past several years of outright crime and corruption, Obama is untouchable. He will never, ever see justice. He will probably not ever even be moderately inconvenienced.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: josephistan at January 10, 2020 03:18 PM (Izzlo)
In all seriousness, if the "Democrats" were given a choice between maintaining operational security or a chance to embarrass Trump by warning the Iranians, I'm just not confident that at least of them wouldn't plump for the latter. American lives lost notwithstanding.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (YqDXo)
I think that's probably right. But I don't think all of them were true believers and there were billions of dollars floating around Iran/Hezbollah.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (vEIlU)
Now, tell me who abused power.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)
+++++++++++++
Trump. Duh.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (I2dne)
Seeing Obama's loafers propped up on the Resolute desk would have sent him into a rage stroke.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (NWiLs)
power in the world, and then he and the King Barry Administration tried
to make it come true.
Waaayyy back in when Obama was first in office I followed a link to a policy paper that John Brennan had written years earlier that pitched the US pulling out and making Iran the power player - stabilizing force in the ME. I doubt I could find it now, but it demonstrated that there were those in the National Security realm who had been pitching these policies that Obama then ran with (with assistance from people like Brennan who were already supporters).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
1.5 Billion was 400Million plus interest, right?
Don't Muslims have some pretty strict beliefs when it comes to usery/interest?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (bDqIh)
What was his plan for when the Shi'a and Sunni started getting froggy about which sect gets control of the Caliphate?
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 03:39 PM (sm6Pk)
He'd let them team up to attack Israel.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Roland THTG at January 10, 2020 03:35 PM (88+cf)
.........
You want us to go out of business?
Posted by: COSTCO at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (I2dne)
He'll see Justice one day, just not on this Earth.
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (ayFCE)
What were people saying about Obama's IQ?
Read his letters. Reveal more. Expose him.
His IQ is as low as the dogs he ate.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (vEIlU)
JOHN KERRY: "Though Mr. Trump has since walked back from the brink of
war, I can't explain the chaos of his presidency as it lurches from
crisis to crisis, real or manufactured".
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (4a9Vv)
None of these fucks are going to get lateralled to HR, they aren't going to the penalty box, they aren't going to stop being called to talk on CNN and the Sunday shows.
The media is going to call this a conspiracy theory and Doran accuses "without evidence"
You would think that bombshells would shake foundations. But they don't.
Obama paid my house payment out of his stash, so he didn't do anything wrong.
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (9VeU0)
4 Billion went 'missing' in Ukraine.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (NgKpN)
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Fair enough. I was thinking like me, not like them. I think a hundred million bucks is a lot of money.
But I'll bet they did siphon some. Maybe 400 million, with a cool even billion delivered to the mullahs. A third is a pretty significant rake, but it leaves plenty left over to use American-killing ventures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
When poll after Blue Checkmark Poll states that respondents believe Obama was "the best president eva", does that mean they agree with corrupting our intelligence and diplomatic departments to spy on an American opposition candidate and president- elect, or is it because he gave pallets of cash to his best buddies and pen pals, the Iranians, to kill our military members and secretly build up an offensive missile capabilities including nuclear weapons?
Signed,
Confused
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 03:40 PM (Boy/L)
I would tell you, but I am afraid you wouldn't believe me.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (1CjJc)
1.5 Billion was 400Million plus interest, right?
Don't Muslims have some pretty strict beliefs when it comes to usery/interest?
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (IVBVQ)
They're quite flexible. They routinely do sham lease deals in connection with loans. The "rent" payments actually serve as interest.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 03:43 PM (KP5rU)
They are as anti-Israel now as they are anti-Trump.
No way they wanted this guy killed.
The democrats hate our military. They love them some Iranian terrorists now. Crazy.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:43 PM (vEIlU)
Brennan was also the guy who came up with the brilliant idea of normalizing Hezbollah as a valid political party in Lebanon.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:43 PM (ZLI7S)
JOHN KERRY: "Though Mr. Trump has since walked back from the brink of
war, I can't explain the chaos of his presidency as it lurches from
crisis to crisis, real or manufactured".
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (4a9Vv)
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Most of the real ones are manufactured.
Most of the manufactured ones are manufactured by Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 10, 2020 03:43 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (ayFCE)
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While true, it is mighty cold comfort so long as I am on this Earth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:43 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020
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I first read that as "a valid political party in Louisiana."
Somehow it didn't surprise me much.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 03:44 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (m/eiQ)
Confused
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (m/eiQ)
+++++++++++
Confused, Confused, you have no complaint. You are who you are, and you ain't who you ain't. So listen up buster and listen up good. Quit wishin' for bad luck and knockin' on wood.
Posted by: John Prine at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (4a9Vv)
You're telling be John Fucking Kerry actually used "lurching" in an actual fucking tweet????
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (77WPm)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (ymnmz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (ptqGC)
Yeah. I snickered.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (6XlcD)
Posted by: klaftern at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (RuIsu)
My anger knows no limits with that guy and his administration. And yet, people voted for him twice. I had to bite my tongue, walk away and just ignore people in the office whenever he was on the TV, or in the news or someone just started to suck his ego. It made me sick and my blood pressure shot up I know. I am sure my face was red with anger. I despise that jerk.
Posted by: turambar at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (Gylu/)
Libya, Crimea, Syria, Egypt, Mali, Nigeria, Sudan...shall I continue, idiot?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (Boy/L)
>>Somehow it didn't surprise me much.
If we don't get the border sealed it just be the case. Hezbollah is all over Latin America with big beachhead in Venezuela.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (ZLI7S)
It just seems that the Obama team is way too afraid of what Trump is doing in Iran.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:31 PM (ZLI7S)
Because they are all dirty and corrupt. Look at the Pelosi, Kerry, Biden, and Romney kids and their Ukranian gas company checks. How many others got some of that sweet, sweet payola cash?
It's like a pig farm at feeding time.
They know it, and they are doing their best to hide it, even if rooting for an Iranian terrorist leader is the only choice remaining.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (sy5kK)
But I'll bet they did siphon some. Maybe 400 million, with a cool even billion delivered to the mullahs. A third is a pretty significant rake, but it leaves plenty left over to use American-killing ventures.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (I2dne)
It was 1.5 billion in Cash.
It was also 150 Billion in frozen assets worldwide.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (77WPm)
++++++++++++
Next, he'll say something that *isn't* his face looks like it's been inexpertly crammed full of mattress batting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (I2dne)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius
Even if that is not true, go with it. It sounds legit.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (nQpdK)
Who knows? Obama seemed to place islam ahead of America at every opportunity (refugees, Holder making sure mosques were built all over, hiring muslims in government, islamic civil rights a top priority, etc.). It may have been it didn't matter as long as he succeeded at destroying America's power on the national stage and ensuring he had all the people/policies in place to ensure islam became a political and cultural force at home.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (bDqIh)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 03:43 PM (KP5rU)
this is what infuriates many the most
obama and his disgusting group were the worst this country could spew up but there they were
worst president in history
most corrupt administration in history yet they are still being protected
keep hacking away at them one by one - how to fell that tree
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: steevy at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (KNsKs)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (ptqGC)
JOHN KERRY: "Though Mr. Trump has since walked back from the brink of
war, I can't explain the chaos of his presidency as it lurches from
crisis to crisis, real or manufactured".
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (4a9Vv)
You're telling be John Fucking Kerry actually used "lurching" in an actual fucking tweet????
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (77WPm)
The old lurching from crisis to crisis play. Let's check the playbook.......Yep it's right there next to the ole 23 skidoo and the statue of liberty play. Geez guys, get a new playbook.
And why is lurch even on the stage again?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (ymnmz)
It was also 150 Billion in frozen assets worldwide.
Posted by: Don Q at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (NgKpN)
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The siphon was almost certainly from the cash. Nice, paper-trail-free cash.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (I2dne)
Things John Brennan said.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (m/eiQ)
Interesting way to spell 'Pen knife, and slip joint pliers'
But the Judges will allow it.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (tT0V4)
>>Did they exchange Christmas cards and valentines?
U Da Bomb!
Posted by: Candy Heart at January 10, 2020 03:27 PM (IVBVQ)
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AM I NOT ENTERTAINED!
Thanks for the chuckle, garrett.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (5p02E)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (exm8+)
Posted by: Gref at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (TvCh+)
Kerry has the gall to say we are no more safer with this guy dead.
*spit*
He's guilty of a lot by the sounds of his desperation.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (ymnmz)
Shadow Foreign Minister, or some such crap.
That asshole is right next to Brennan on my list of "Traitorous Pieces of Rancid Pig Shit Who Should Hang"
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:49 PM (77WPm)
You're telling be John Fucking Kerry actually used "lurching" in an actual fucking tweet????
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (77WPm)
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Next, he'll say something that *isn't* his face looks like it's been inexpertly crammed full of mattress batting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:46 PM (I2dne)
Neigh. I shan't subject you to such tomfoolery.
Could someone get me......Stomp Stomp Stomp......fingers of scotch please.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:49 PM (ymnmz)
He was one of the swift boat heroes who helped to keep Kerry out of the WH.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 03:49 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: DocJ at January 10, 2020 03:45 PM (77WPm)
The old lurching from crisis to crisis play. Let's check the playbook.......Yep it's right there next to the ole 23 skidoo and the statue of liberty play. Geez guys, get a new playbook.
And why is lurch even on the stage again?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (ymnmz)
We got a new Maid, he was too old and slow, so I fired him.
Posted by: Gomez Adams... at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Syracuse1989 at January 10, 2020 03:48 PM (exm8+)
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They weren't threatening Trump or his team with that. That was a shot across to Obama. I suspect something like, "you said we were good. This guy is not good. Deal with this guy or you're all fucking dead."
I hope they can't deal with him.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (I2dne)
Obama: Nobel Peace Prize for handing $billions to Iran to buy missiles and other weapons to kill millions on Earth.
Trump: Not a peep out of those a-holes on their high toilets
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Warren Harding and Ulysses Grant at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (Wmzqz)
The government in Qatar has probably pre- purchased 100 million in copies of barky's homage to himself.
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 03:51 PM (IOquy)
They exchanged pens. It was Barry's idea.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 03:51 PM (0otOH)
When poll after Blue Checkmark Poll states that respondents believe Obama was "the best president eva", does that mean they agree with corrupting our intelligence and diplomatic departments to spy on an American opposition candidate and president- elect, or is it because he gave pallets of cash to his best buddies and pen pals, the Iranians, to kill our military members and secretly build up an offensive missile capabilities including nuclear weapons?
Signed,
Confused
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 03:42 PM (m/eiQ)
.........
Dear Confused
Where on earth did you get these right wing talking points?
Please tune in to CNN for re-education.
Posted by: Abby at January 10, 2020 03:51 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry of the Empty Vaults at January 10, 2020 03:51 PM (BrfST)
phew
Posted by: Warren Harding and Ulysses Grant at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (Wmzqz)
Squeaky clean by comparison
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 10, 2020 03:52 PM (NWiLs)
Trump: Not a peep out of those a-holes on their high toilets
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:50 PM (vEIlU)
The Peace Prize was on life support even before they gave it to Arafat.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 10, 2020 03:52 PM (eoQWY)
followed a link to a policy paper that John Brennan had written years
earlier that pitched the US pulling out and making Iran the power player
- stabilizing force in the ME. I doubt I could find it now, but it
demonstrated that there were those in the National Security realm who
had been pitching these policies that Obama then ran with (with
assistance from people like Brennan who were already supporters).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
This one?The Conundrum of Iran: Strengthening Moderates without Acquiescing to Belligerence
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0002716208316732
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:52 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 03:52 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: It's me donna at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (6XlcD)
Bolton's release of this is interesting.
It should scare the hellouttathe Dems wanting him to "testify". He might just scorch Obama instead.
Bolton doing this to save face?
Or a warning shot?
Or mocking?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (vEIlU)
__________________
Not just "got away with" it, he was rewarded for it, made a career out of it.
He's a sleazy opportunist, a gigolo, a user, and a fraud. That he ever held any position of power in this country speaks poorly of all of us.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (GbPPJ)
What do you wager Netanyahu already has the text?
What do you wager it discusses Israel in terms of weakening them, or destroying them?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:54 PM (vEIlU)
Big Thoughts that can solve Big Problems, and if they can't solve those
big problems, the Big Problems are even bigger than even they thought
or those problems just can't be solved.
for people like Kerry, the Trump method - you know, punch back twice as hard - will never solve those big problems.
I would guess Kerry will be back at the State Dep't or UN or something similar if the Dems have the White House next year. Gotta get back to what actually works.
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 03:54 PM (4a9Vv)
Cause damn...those guys are fast.
And accurate.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 03:55 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 10, 2020 03:55 PM (qcIWB)
put huber on it. he'll find the truth.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (KP5rU)
_______
"Pro tip: John has never come." -- Huber's wife
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:55 PM (5p02E)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 10, 2020 03:47 PM (I2dne)
That never made sense, unless you agreed to nefarious purposes for the cash that couldn't be tracked. Payoffs, kickbacks, bribes, and middlemen' cuts certainly fit that purpose.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:56 PM (1CjJc)
Remember the guy at DHS with his personal website spouting Muslim BS and death to America? Never could fire him because of reasons? Where did he end up? Probably still in DHS somewhere.
I saw a lot of wackiness at FEMA and the Pentagon. It infuriates you but no one is held accountable. No one is fired. Nothing happens even to the minions - if they like you, that is.
My happy ass would have been out the door in nothing flat because white, Christian, older, conservative beliefs, votes GOP. Can't have that!
Posted by: turambar at January 10, 2020 03:56 PM (Gylu/)
The reports that Dems were going to try for Hatch Act Prosecution against the Trump Admin probably had him shitting his pants.
N Korea, Iran, The PLO...he has been working with them to suborn US Policy for 40 Years, now.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 03:56 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Jerry, Jerry, Jerry of the Empty Vaults at January 10, 2020 03:57 PM (BrfST)
All the crazy cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs conspiracy theories about Obama
being a Muslim plant are going to turn out to be true, aren't they?
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (GbPPJ)
Plant....Like a date palm?
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at January 10, 2020 03:57 PM (ymnmz)
But let us not dwell on his good points.
There was also a hidden side to him.
A darker side.......
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 03:57 PM (tT0V4)
The Blue Checkmarks are the same folks that when Barry waved his hard-on to them on that airplane, they squealed with delight trying to get pictures. The Magic Negro.
That is where they are mentally, they are ready to lick the boot, willingly.
The progressives are insane. We must remember that.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 10, 2020 03:57 PM (6Vznf)
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2020 03:57 PM (C6xeQ)
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0002716208316732
Heh -- that may be it!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
How are you? I am good. Would you like to be friends? Please write back.
Your American friend,
BHO
Barry Hussein Obama
P.S. I am sending you a friendship poem. Hope you like.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 03:58 PM (q1Pj5)
"Realigning" our interests with the leading State sponsor of terror and declared mortal enemy of the United States and Israel.
The Muslim call to prayer "the most beautiful sound" in the world.
Speech (still hidden, though widely reported) praising the spokesperson for the Palestinial Liberation Organization, i.e. principal Palestinian terrorist organization of the 60s and 70s with the blood of hundreds of Americans and Israelis on its hands.
Apologist for the United States to the Muslim world in his first international speeches.
Bowing to the King of Saudi Arabia.
And personal correspondence to the leading killer of US soldiers in Iraq by-proxy.
No pattern here at all. Move on citizen.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 03:58 PM (koNhm)
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 10, 2020 03:57 PM (6Vznf)
The Trump camps will be hardest on them.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 03:58 PM (1CjJc)
Hey Kerry? You'll never become President.
Hey Hillary? You'll never become President.
You can thank Obama, you two assclowns.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:58 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2020 03:59 PM (MxEKc)
Posted by: blaster at January 10, 2020 03:59 PM (9VeU0)
That was quite an article in the WaPo, wasn't it?
Did you happen to notice who wrote it?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 03:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 04:00 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2020 04:00 PM (9X624)
>>This one?The Conundrum of Iran: Strengthening Moderates without Acquiescing to Belligerence
https://journals.sagepub.com/doi/pdf/10.1177/0002716208316732
Heh -- that may be it!
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:58 PM (bDqIh)
I read some highlights. Bronco's work with Iran, was Brennan's plan to work with Iran.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 04:00 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 04:01 PM (yL25O)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 04:01 PM (1CjJc)
You had me at "people who are like Kerry also dislike the whole idea of America."
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 10, 2020 04:02 PM (koNhm)
He was also actively arming and training proxies groups who were doing the same. That's demonstrably true.
After the Iranians were given pallets of cash, their defense budget increased by almost double and more funding was disbursed to their regional proxies to carry out operations. They also demonstrably increased their armament stores.
Every one of those deaths and mailings is on Obama and his ship of fools. I hope they're all comfy collecting their multi million dollar paydays and houses on Martha's Vineyard.
Eat a bag of dicks and choke on them assholes.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 04:02 PM (m/eiQ)
Libya, Crimea, Syria, Egypt, Mali, Nigeria, Sudan...shall I continue, idiot?
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*golf clap*
I wish John Kerry would one day have to face a press gaggle, constituted solely by Morons and 'ettes. And his life depending upon him giving honest answers to the questions posed . . .
Perhaps not a press gaggle, perhaps, I dunno, a grand jury maybe?
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2020 04:02 PM (mhHjQ)
Remember the church Obama attended.
Who they gave money to.
And remember the "phrasing."
evil people
from the birth of JEF, his father, his mother, his "mentors" the weather underground - Ayers, Dohrn, Soros, Wright, Farrakhan, all of them.
the worst of the worst
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:02 PM (vEIlU)
And didn't the 9/11 Commission Report say that at least 8 of the 10 from SA transit through Iran?
Why yes, yes it did.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 04:02 PM (ZLI7S)
Or a warning shot?
Or mocking?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 03:53 PM (vEIlU)
...
I kinda think John Bolton is in it for John Bolton.
If he can score some points somewhere, he does.
Posted by: TexasDan at January 10, 2020 04:03 PM (yL25O)
They do. They also have very creative workarounds. Billions in oil dollars buys you good theologians.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 10, 2020 04:04 PM (gd9RK)
The Mustache calls its own shots.
At this point I think Bolton is just along for the ride.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:04 PM (IVBVQ)
___________________
Pretty tough to forget when they shove more evidence of their lunacy in our faces every day.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 04:04 PM (k4dH2)
Posted by: John Bolton at January 10, 2020 04:04 PM (S1J4T)
Posted by: Bhuessein at January 10, 2020 03:37 PM (JFO2v)
________
* starts GoFundMe account for great new entrepreneurial idea *
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 04:05 PM (5p02E)
So why is Iran allowed and encouraged by Dems to have a civil nuclear
program? You would think Obama would have been insisting on a massive
Green energy program, with its sustainability, high paying jobs, cheap
electricity and all.
Posted by: Ripley at January 10, 2020 03:59 PM (MxEKc)
IKR...the place is a friggin desert screaming for Elon Musk to slap up some tesla panels and electric cars and Barky was all "Nah Bro here is how you split an atom, and $1 bozillion of palletized cash, have at it!"
Posted by: Chlamydia Thundershart at January 10, 2020 04:05 PM (ymnmz)
Some God
Posted by: Charlotte's Theology at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (IVBVQ)
Perhaps not a press gaggle, perhaps, I dunno, a grand jury maybe?
Posted by: simplemind
I prefer "drum-head tribunal".
Posted by: Brother Cavil
Such a fool
But even he
Knows Epstein Didn't Kill Himself
BURMA-SHAVE
at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (Rvlwi)
Exactly. Obama wanted this, to be sure, but as always, he relied on policies and plans that had already been developed by others (see also: all the policy ideas he got from Soros' Center for American Progress).
I just remember being shocked to read that someone actually thought Iran could be a stabilizing super-power in the ME, that they thought giving all the power to them and removing the US (not just our forces, but our voice) from the region was absolutely nutty given Iran's terrorism track record and pledge to destroy Israel.
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (bDqIh)
Remember Obama gassing on about how America could take a nuclear hit and wouldn't need to fight back.
How sinister does that look now?
More amnesty for future Americans dead?
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (9X624)
It will be a "warm" look Back at the Obama years of espionage, abuse of office, treason and trading poems with terrorists for pallets of cash.
While Rome burned and her soldiers were obliterated.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (m/eiQ)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (S6rpg)
They do. They also have very creative workarounds. Billions in oil dollars buys you good theologians.
________________
Yeah, it's all bullshit. Muslim lenders have a million ways to charge borrowers interest without calling it interest. But it's still interest, and the borrowers still have to pay it.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (k4dH2)
program? You would think Obama would have been insisting on a massive
Green energy program, with its sustainability, high paying jobs, cheap
electricity and all.
Why did the architect of the Green New Deal lobby on behalf of sending US taxpayer dollars to Ukraine specifically to be used to help develop their oil and gas industry?
Wondering why leftists are massive hypocrites will just give you a headache.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (xarPm)
The Mustache calls its own shots.
At this point I think Bolton is just along for the ride.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:04 PM (IVBVQ)
He's a man who does not stop calculating. Yes, he's in it for himself. Most people are, tbh.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (IOquy)
That was quite an article in the WaPo, wasn't it?
Did you happen to notice who wrote it?
Posted by: JackStraw
Was it the same guy who wrote for five or six other papers?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (nQpdK)
Posted by: Decaf at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (xarPm)
Trump, at the next rally.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 04:07 PM (k4dH2)
Islam is all about finding bullshit excuses for getting around your own rules.
And killing people.
Posted by: Allie at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (sm6Pk)
Okay, not exactly but Outside came Inside at work.
Our office closes at noon today and for once I, Boss, and co-worker were all leaving at noon (usually Boss skives out at like 11:30). Boss was talking to co-worker when I heard scratch scratch scratch over by the windows.
And there was a squirrel. INSIDE.
I screamed bloody murder, they came running, squirrel took off running all over the place, and it was mayhem.
Boss grabbed a broom to try to herd the thing Outside, I was closing doors and co-worker was trying to block the way into the rest of the office.
Squirrel went up the frame of the window and WHAM.
The hawk that lives in the backyard slammed right into the window trying to get the tree rat. Hawk was fine, I saw him fly up to the roof.
Squirrel ran into another room, Boss and I tried to shoo him towards the door, co-worker Brave Sir Robin'd it out of there, and then Boss got a call on his cell.
By the time he was done with the call, no squirrel anywhere. We decided it went up the chimney and left.
So. Yes. There was a squirrel inside at work today.
That was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)
put huber on it. he'll find the truth.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 03:32 PM (KP5rU)
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"Pro tip: John has never come." -- Huber's wife
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 03:55 PM (5p02E)
Now we know for sure that the Huber appointment from Jeff Sessions was just a shiny thing to chase, instead of a real investigation of Hillary's corruption.
Alabama voters, please note this when you choose your next Senator to replace the temporary Democrat guy.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (sy5kK)
And then let's see those letters......plural.....with an "S".
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 10, 2020 04:09 PM (Z+IKu)
- Random Obama-appointed Hawaiian Judge #4
Remember, Justice Thomas said SCOTUS would go ape on the next Hawaiian judge that tried to set any policy for outside of Hawaii.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 10, 2020 04:09 PM (ZGrMX)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 10, 2020 04:06 PM (9X624)
I forgot about this.
Is there anything that JEF didn't do in detriment of our country?
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:10 PM (vEIlU)
_______________
Yeah, let's take the most maniacal, power-mad, vicious, violent muzzies in the ME and put them in charge there.
What could possibly go wrong?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 10, 2020 04:10 PM (k4dH2)
So. Yes. There was a squirrel inside at work today.
That was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020
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I'd have been more worried about the hawk smashing against the window.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 04:11 PM (Ejm1K)
That was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around.
We believe you to be kindred to our congregation, sister!
Posted by: First Self-Righteous Church of Pascagoula at January 10, 2020 04:12 PM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: simplemind
Firing squad
Posted by: Boswell at January 10, 2020 04:12 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: raimondo at January 10, 2020 04:12 PM (xzP1r)
So. Yes. There was a squirrel inside at work today.
That was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020
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Hey, you should have seen this crazy human female they call the Empress. I thought any second she was going to skewer me with a letter opener. I got out just in time.
Posted by: The Squirrel at January 10, 2020 04:12 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)
lol
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:12 PM (vEIlU)
SQUIRRELS : Rick and Morty (Uncesored)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojZVpb0cVkE
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:13 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: the joke is on us Americans at January 10, 2020 04:13 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at January 10, 2020 04:13 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 04:13 PM (0otOH)
Every single article was other than the one in WaPo was based on reporting what the WaPo article said.
The article in WaPo was written by Devlin Fusion GPS Barrett, the number one source for leaks from Team Coup before and after the election.
A couple weeks before the Horowitz delivered his report Barrett wrote a similar article saying that the IG report was going to be a big nothing burger and a surprising number of people bought it and started the narrative that it was in fact a nothing burger. Perhaps you noticed.
And then when the report dropped it was anything but a nothing burger with the entire senior team of the FBI being recommended to Durham.
Barrett and team have only been doing this shit since the start of the Russia hoax, narrative building. You'd think people would have caught on by now. Maybe Huber will find nothing to prosecute but basing your beliefs on what Devlin Barrett says seems pretty odd.
Still, it's nice that people are no longer denying that Huber is actually the handing of the Clinton issues.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (ZLI7S)
Not all the replies are kind.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (q1Pj5)
220 All the crazy cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs conspiracy theories about Obama being a Muslim plant are going to turn out to be true, aren't they?
Except for the part that he interprets Islam through whatever The Left requires of Islam at the moment, yeah.
He's got nothing in common with (for instance) a former customer/employer of mine from back in the 90's who wound up here back in '79 after the Mullahs took over. Or (to not belabor a point too much) much in common with that linguist contractor with the US army that was killed back in December...
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (dwojT)
Think-Tank Inside the Beltway IQ
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (vEIlU)
followed a link to a policy paper that John Brennan had written years
earlier that pitched the US pulling out and making Iran the power player
- stabilizing force in the ME. I doubt I could find it now, but it
demonstrated that there were those in the National Security realm who
had been pitching these policies that Obama then ran with (with
assistance from people like Brennan who were already supporters).
Posted by: Lizzy at January 10, 2020 03:41 PM (bDqIh)
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Rush makes this point a lot, especially Madeleine Albright and Deep State company horrified that the US became the world's only superpower after the Soviet Union collapsed. They believe you need competing entities to achieve stability, and they want Iran to counter Israel in the Middle East.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (5p02E)
That was nice.
========
I was simply trying to make your acquaintance.
Your high pitched keening, bouncing around, door slamming and, I must say, rough language were neither called for, nor appreciated.
Good day Ma'am.
Posted by: Rocket J Squirrel at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (YdQ9p)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 04:14 PM (oVJmc)
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I'm over here - working contract on SpaceX rocket propellant...
Posted by: Astronaut Achmed at January 10, 2020 04:15 PM (E1b7r)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 10, 2020 04:15 PM (3bHrt)
A: because he never came. "
Perhaps Mrs Huber simply misspoke.
And meant to say that SHE never came...
with John.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 04:15 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:15 PM (IVBVQ)
That was nice.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 04:08 PM (GbPPJ)
The reconnaissance was successful; Operation Ceiling Tiles is a go for Monday 1000 hours.
Posted by: Captain Frisky, Squirrel Commando at January 10, 2020 04:16 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 04:16 PM (Um4+1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 10, 2020 04:11 PM (Ejm1K)
That was wild and I can't believe the window didn't break.
I work in a 150+ year old Victorian house that was converted to offices back in the late 70's. This is right on the corner of going into downtown and Boss owns most of that corner so we still have a small backyard with pretty large trees in it. The hawk moved in a few months ago and every so often when I leave for work, I'll see the hawk engaging in the circle of life with whatever he's caught. It's really cool.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 04:16 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:17 PM (eAZVt)
Which war were you protesting?
Don't answer, it won't make sense anyway, you being a galactically-stupid fuck and all.
Posted by: derp at January 10, 2020 04:17 PM (h5TKJ)
(1) intended to withdraw from the region for the most part; and
(2) were therefore going to try and turn a regional power into a proxy/stabilizing power.
Who's available other than Iran?
Iraq and Syria are broken. No other Arab power has the actual ability to stabilize the region.
Who's that leave as possibilities? Turkey?
The other alternatives are to:
(1) maintain a military presence at some level or another and nation build; or
(2) abandon the region altogether, in which event Iran likely steps in on its own.
Most people here probably prefer some version of (1), despite its indefinite character. But does anyone actually like any of these options?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2020 04:18 PM (iys0/)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 04:16 PM (Um4+1)
It's like he has a second home there.
Or, 4th, 5th, 6th, whatever number he's up to now.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:18 PM (vEIlU)
The Migration of some of the bigger Hawks times perfectly with the litter time of the local squirrel population.
It's a pretty amazing thing, really.
One day : Look at all the Baby Squirrels!
A few days later : Look at all the cool Raptors!
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:19 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 04:19 PM (oVJmc)
Also decency, America, and puppies.
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:17 PM (eAZVt)
and intelligence, let's not forget intelligence
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:19 PM (vEIlU)
No. One. Does. Anything.
?
WAR
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at January 10, 2020 04:19 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
If anything, we were clearly too generous in our assumptions.
Posted by: First Self-Righteous Church of Pascagoula at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (Rvlwi)
We "steal" neighborhood cats all the time.
*Nom* *Nom* *Nom*
Posted by: Coyotes everywhere at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles
If anything, we were clearly too generous in our assumptions.
Posted by: First Self-Righteous Church of Pascagoula at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (Rvlwi)
We were right about what we do not even know yet.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (vEIlU)
In their defense, we have a Soothsayer on Staff.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: Boris Badenov at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (Wmzqz)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 10, 2020 04:20 PM (so+oy)
So yeah, I'm wondering about Kerry too. Did they telegraph their own talking point for the events they thought they had lined up?
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain, trying not to be Unemployed in Greenland at January 10, 2020 04:21 PM (dwojT)
Crazy Cathy Areu is on Cavuto show blaming Trump for the airliner shoot down and saying Trump will cause another 9/11.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 04:21 PM (aKsyK)
(1) maintain a military presence at some level or another and nation build; or
(2) abandon the region altogether, in which event Iran likely steps in on its own.
Most people here probably prefer some version of (1), despite its indefinite character. But does anyone actually like any of these options?
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2020 04:18 PM (iys0/)
Notice how Trump through Kushner has been working up an alliance between Egypt, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and Israel? A new balancing force that is not Iran or Turkey, the traditional imperial powers in the Levant and Mesopotamia.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - Brighten Your Gloom with Doom Polish from The Outrage Outlet! at January 10, 2020 04:21 PM (hLRSq)
Posted by: turambar at January 10, 2020 04:21 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
You mean "handler".
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 10, 2020 04:21 PM (Rvlwi)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2020 04:22 PM (UdCe2)
...
Oh. Oh, my....
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 10, 2020 04:22 PM (UdCe2)
If fire can take care of the rodent, I'm sure fire can take care of the diseases?
Right?
Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at January 10, 2020 04:22 PM (ayFCE)
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Any post by ACE and 98% of the comments by morons 'ettes in good standing are infinitely more reliable than what you will get from the insane clown posse media. The media is worse than useless. Far worse than useless.
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2020 04:22 PM (bDpPh)
Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 10, 2020 04:23 PM (Rvlwi)
I started to type, "It's true. You can see the herds moving south all along I-95," and thought better of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
Who wants to tell her?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:24 PM (Boy/L)
That's pretty young.
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)
So you're saying you tried to kick Quasimodo the squirrel out of his sanctuary from the big bad hawk.
or is it Jerry the squirrel and Tom the hawk.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at January 10, 2020 04:24 PM (LWu6U)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:24 PM (IVBVQ)
There is nobody named drumpf in our government, Rainman. Perhaps you were thinking of some other country.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (IOquy)
It's a pretty amazing thing, really.
One day : Look at all the Baby Squirrels!
A few days later : Look at all the cool Raptors!
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:19 PM (IVBVQ)
There was a deer that went through the backyard at work and that was startling because the bypass runs right in front of our building. There is a park about a mile down the road so we figure it came from there.
The wildest thing was the day I looked out and there was a wild turkey. Big old tom turkey too.
It is nice having a bit of nature right at work SO LONG AS IT STAYS OUTSIDE. Ahem.
The hawk was in a tree as I was leaving work and he was all puffed up since it's cool and rainy today. I tried to get some pictures but he heard me moving and took off.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (GbPPJ)
That's pretty young.
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)
I'll say. I turn 60 this year and wifey turns 66.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
You mean "handler".
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I don't recall exactly when, but at some point during the reign of error, maybe in second term, somebody (Ace?) noted that while he would not call Obama an enemy spy/agent, he could not really think of how an enemy spy/agent would have acted much differently than Jug Ears.
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (fgaHe)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (IVBVQ)
I started to type, "It's true. You can see the herds moving south all along I-95," and thought better of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
The autumn alligator drive down from Ohio is a sight to behold.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (0otOH)
Every snowbird has one in the trunk.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:26 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2020 04:26 PM (H9cB7)
Ilhan the Idiot
"If we are only focused on killing the monsters of the world, we forget the children, the elderly, the people with disabilities who are going to be caught in the crossfire... who, if they survive, become the walking dead like myself."
so much wrong with this
eh? so NOT killing the "monster" saves lives?
then she narcissistically turns it into "about her"
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:27 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 04:27 PM (sF20v)
Damn. What a bummer.
Posted by: Lowfibass at January 10, 2020 04:27 PM (ujwI/)
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 04:27 PM (1CjJc)
Does that mean Obama is responsible for Russia shooting down the Malaysian Airlines jet when he pushed back on Putin for annexing Crimea?
Posted by: JackStraw at January 10, 2020 04:27 PM (ZLI7S)
"Well cancer isn't really all THAT bad!"
DNC Spokes-being.
Posted by: JB1000 at January 10, 2020 04:27 PM (Kf5r9)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (Boy/L)
If that's his gambit, I can't fault the man for trying given the situation he has inherited. But it's a solution with its own problems. It's likely to be unstable because the Arabs hate the Jews and can never be trusted in that regard. And while there are four names in that alliance, the only one that matters is Israel, which could wipe the floor with all those countries combined. There are limits to how much we can accomplish with a de facto Israeli alliance because the only thing the rest of the region agrees on is "death to the Jews." Like a lot in life, I'd be happy to be proven wrong.
Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (iys0/)
Dem Rep. Gabbard Refuses To Blame Iran For Shooting Down Ukrainian Airplane, Blames U.S. Instead
https://youtu.be/hsjWI2ZvUIE
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (aKsyK)
DNC Spokes-being.
The Nation mourns the austere disease.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (0otOH)
Posted by: Ben Had at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (IOquy)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (xPJvm)
I'll take that chance for you yo be caught in the cross fire.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (nQpdK)
Horrible day. Dammit.
Posted by: turambar at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (Gylu/)
I started to type, "It's true. You can see the herds moving south all along I-95," and thought better of it.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 04:23 PM (ptqGC)
You really should do that.
I am fond of cryptozoology. There is a large manmade lake about an hour away and people keep saying there is some weird large creature in it. Given that the lake is manmade, either someone is stocking large fish or, as is likely, it's gators and no one wants to admit it. This is right at the tippy top of the northern range so it is possible.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (GbPPJ)
That's pretty young.
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:24 PM (eAZVt)
He was in a Rush.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (oVJmc)
IT WAS ALL A HEAD FAKE: Clinton Foundation Whistleblowers Say HUBER Lost Their Evidence -- Had to Send It 3 Times -- Huber Never Even Looked at it -- And Now the Probe Is Over
sounds logical
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (vEIlU)
Annnnnnd, there you go.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (IVBVQ)
As fine a run of albums as has ever been made by anyone. And then there's All the World's a Stage. And the amazing final album, Clockwork Angels. And so much more.
We lost a giant today.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (zBaqJ)
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Heh, my wife is older than I am.
Which reminds me, we, I should say, she, received an invitation to dinner from our high end retirement/assisted living facility in the mail. I made sure she got the invitation, being as it had her name on it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (oBfF8)
He "wrote onto" Law Review. He didn't get it on grades. There were spots reserved for minorities. So he only had to beat a few other minorities
At the time, the only black tenured professor was leading a strike. There was a lot of pressure for firsts
The woman who was #2 in the voting was the de facto head editor
Obama seduced Leftie professors from the start, including Lawrence Tribe. And after first year he only took Leftie courses. It was easy for Obama to signal who he was on his exam paper to get a great grade
Obama never clerked for any judge which is strange for someone with his paper credentials
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (2UrSS)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (0otOH)
Carl Palmer is the sole survivor of ELP.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 10, 2020 04:25 PM (0otOH)
Before the white man destroyed them in their genocidal efforts to root out peace-loving Indiansfrom their lands, great flocks of millions spanned the great plains of Mississippi and Louisiana.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (1CjJc)
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Wait, what? They've been in the Democrats sights for decades.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (ygLTd)
https://twitter.com/ChuckRossDC/status/
1215371902950281223
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (Um4+1)
thegatewaypundit headline about the clinton cover up
IT WAS ALL A HEAD FAKE: Clinton Foundation Whistleblowers Say HUBER Lost Their Evidence -- Had to Send It 3 Times -- Huber Never Even Looked at it -- And Now the Probe Is Over
sounds logical
Posted by: artisanal 'ette
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Oh ffs. Now an investigation into the investigation -- just like Horowitz. When does this shyt end?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (3EPLG)
RIP
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (Boy/L)
It's coming for the classic rockers. How many are 70+?
Getting old sucks.
But better than the alternative.
Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (M3a0a)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (KP5rU)
I am so jealous of her complexion.
Posted by: Danny Trujillo at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (IVBVQ)
Dem Rep. Gabbard Refuses To Blame Iran For Shooting Down Ukrainian Airplane, Blames U.S. Instead
https://youtu.be/hsjWI2ZvUIE
Tulsi, you chose the wrong side. You messed up.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (sy5kK)
I, uh, think Somalia kinda self-inflicted there, genius.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (Boy/L)
Wonder who the 3 other embassies were that Pompeo and Trump were talking about. The 4th being Baghdad.
Had to be where Iran's tentacles could reach.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (vEIlU)
RIP
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (Boy/L)
Fuck em.
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Rich at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (qcIWB)
This is actually choking me up. Rush was one of the first bands I ever got "into" as a kid. I'll crank up 2112 tonight in his memory.
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (eAZVt)
Annnnnnd, there you go.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:29 PM (Boy/L)
I guess she figured trying to fake being the reasonable candidate in that field wasn't earning her any brownie points with the base, so she ditched the idea.
She's gone soon enough anyway.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (ptqGC)
RIP
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:28 PM (Boy/L)
Fuck em.
Posted by: Zombie Buddy Rich at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (qcIWB)
"Pfft!"
- - Gene Krupa, Chick Webb
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (zBaqJ)
Mass extinction over the next decade. Keith Richards will, of course, survive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: turambar at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (Gylu/)
The hours tick away - they tick away
The measure of a life is a measure of love and respect
So hard to earn, so easily burned
In the fullness of time
A garden to nurture and protect.
- N. Peart, "The Garden" from the last song on the last album.
It's getting misty in here.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (H9cB7)
Fan or not...if you went to see Rush, you never saw a bad show.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (IVBVQ)
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Lack of diversity is America's shame. There is now no witch in the campaign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 03:22 PM (zBaqJ)
Pretty much the definition right there. Then again, we've always known Obama Co. should be dancing at the end of a rope. And if that's racist, ok. A firing squad will do, but it doesn't seem as green.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (oRpiG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at January 10, 2020 04:34 PM (NSFCQ)
Word. And I'm so glad I sprang for tickets for the last tour.
Fk, I'm choked up right now.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at January 10, 2020 04:34 PM (H9cB7)
Posted by: Zombie Jeff Hanneman at January 10, 2020 04:34 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (zBaqJ)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (CLteG)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (ptqGC)
Good point. Don't lead 'em so much.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: FrodoB,
hobbits don't wear socks at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (45lFm)
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Lack of diversity is America's shame. There is now no witch in the campaign.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (+y/Ru)
Somewhere, Christine O'Donnell sighs, as she stirs the cauldron and adds some eye of newt...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (zBaqJ)
'That's why I voted for him!' John Kerry, Samantha Power lament that 'Trump destroyed what we built' (they WON'T like the replies)
lol
https://tinyurl.com/t4xrfob
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (vEIlU)
Mass extinction over the next decade. Keith Richards will, of course, survive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (Boy/L)
centuries from now, when aliens land on Earth, only two things will be left: Twinkies, and Keith Richards.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
This is actually choking me up. Rush was one of the first bands I
ever got "into" as a kid. I'll crank up 2112 tonight in his memory.
WHAT? Oh, fuck me! Damn! There were rumors - but...
This makes me very sad. I wasn't a huge Rush fan, but listened to them a lot in the late 70's early 80's. Respect the dude's talent immensely. Fuck cancer.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (Um4+1)
Yup. Saw them 3 times. Damn, Neil Peart. Cancer sucks.
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (sF20v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 10, 2020 04:30 PM (3EPLG)
Only when such investigations are led by the inestimable integrity of our horde peoples.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (q1Pj5)
I got to see them the first time on the Power Windows Tour.
Saw 4-5 other Tours since. Always tight as little sister, those guys.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (IVBVQ)
True. Saw their Show of Hands tour, filled with old works, still.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Chris M at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (eAZVt)
This...
Still the best.
Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (M3a0a)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Fake News at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: DaveA at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (FhXTo)
Mass extinction over the next decade. Keith Richards will, of course, survive.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:32 PM (Boy/L)
centuries from now, when aliens land on Earth, only two things will be left: Twinkies, and Keith Richards.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 10, 2020 04:36 PM (sy5kK)
*snickers*
Posted by: RBG at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (q1Pj5)
Yes, a giant screen for the mullahs to build a bomb.
Asshats.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (Boy/L)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (xPJvm)
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (S6rpg)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 10, 2020 04:35 PM (CLteG)
I'm fine with throwing him in a hole and filling it with dirt. Day laborers. Plant a tree on top, he can fertilize it while it's a sapling.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 10, 2020 04:38 PM (Z1ykJ)
We've had some here come and perch on our deck rail.
Posted by: FrodoB,
Fuck You Buddy!
Posted by: Gwaihir at January 10, 2020 04:38 PM (IVBVQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:39 PM (IVBVQ)
Brain cancer.
Posted by: Sharkman at January 10, 2020 04:37 PM (S6rpg)
Greatest... not in the John Bonham category which includes only one member.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)
Fan or not...if you went to see Rush, you never saw a bad show.
Posted by: garrett at January 10, 2020 04:33 PM (IVBVQ)
All my friends were fans, I saw them for Farewell to Kings tour and Permanent Waves a couple years later. I only own 6 or so albums, I guess I'd be a casual fan up to Moving Pictures.
Posted by: clutch cargo at January 10, 2020 04:39 PM (Z1ykJ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 10, 2020 04:40 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 10, 2020 04:39 PM (zBaqJ)
The story of "When the Levee Breaks" is great...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM5UDL4l5jQ
Posted by: golfman at January 10, 2020 04:42 PM (M3a0a)
I am so jealous of her complexion.
Posted by: Danny Trujillo at January 10, 2020 04:31 PM (IVBVQ)
mean :/
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at January 10, 2020 04:44 PM (vEIlU)
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 10, 2020 04:46 PM (bML9A)
If you never played with Steely Dan, you weren't a World's Greatest Drummer
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 10, 2020 04:50 PM (2UrSS)
Posted by: Skip at January 10, 2020 04:55 PM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: simplemind at January 10, 2020
*
*
Even earlier, I think. The short form was, "If Obama *were* an enemy agent, what would he have done differently from what he has done?"
Posted by: The Squirrel at January 10, 2020 04:55 PM (Ejm1K)
Posted by: Jasper Moore at January 10, 2020 05:35 PM (B+t5k)
Perhaps not a press gaggle, perhaps, I dunno, a grand jury maybe?
Posted by: simplemind
I prefer "drum-head tribunal".
I rather like "firing squad"
Posted by: free tibet at January 10, 2020 06:00 PM (98WNR)
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