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Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/13/20) Slacker Edition
Quote I
Quote II
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I wouldn't put it past these group of America haters.......
This made me chuckle. Thank you hugo the chavez.....
On this day: 13 Jan 2005
A report showed that more songs had been written about Elvis Presley than any other artist. It listed over 220 songs including: ‘Graceland’ by Paul Simon, ‘A Room At The Heartbreakhotel’ by U2, ‘Calling Elvis’, Dire Straits, ‘Happy Birthday Elvis’, Loudon Wainwright III, ‘There's A Guy Works Down The Chip Shop Swears He's Elvis’, Kirsty MacColl, ‘I Saw Elvis in a UFO’, Ray Stevens. ‘Elvis Has Left the Building’ by Frank Zappa and 'My Dog Thinks I'm Elvis' by Ray Herndon. via thisdayinmusic.com
Nothing wrong with asking for directions. A tough lesson learned by this Genius Award Winner.
A St. Paul community college student who threatened to “grab a shotgun” and shoot two women in the face when he couldn’t find the right classroom on the first day of school was placed on probation. Ramsey County District Judge Nicole Starr also sentenced Paul James Mouton to 360 days in jail, but she stayed the execution of the jail-time so long as the 40-year-old remains law abiding during his two-year probation, court records say. The sentence, which was imposed on one count of gross-misdemeanor level threats of violence, was handed down Wednesday. He pleaded guilty to the count in November.
Wanting to go on a quick trip, this Flatlander thought outside of the box. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.
Tommy Mecher stops to gas up in Wisconsin while traveling from Chicago to Bessemer, Michigan, last weekend. Mecher didn't have a snowmobile trailer and didn't want to pay for the extra gas to tow a trailer on the trip. (Photo: Tommy Mecher) In what might have been the most Wisconsin thing to pop up on Facebook last week, photos and video of someone driving through the state with a snowmobile strapped to the roof of a car created a bit of a stir. Turns out it was a guy from Illinois who was too cheap to get a trailer and pay for the extra gas to tow his snowmobile up north.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (4RRDi)
I'm going to throw up now.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:02 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (HuH1F)
*shoots beer cannon at Horde*
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2020 10:01 PM (Dc2NZ)
Auto or semi-auto
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Suzanne Somers at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Slacking Lurker at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (hkCNq)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: JAS at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (DBGf/)
And I definitely believe tonight's disclosure.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:05 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:03 PM (aA3+G)
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Nuclear.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 13, 2020 10:06 PM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (9TP5X)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 10:07 PM (NSFCQ)
Have a blessed evening; with your dreams fulfilled or future dreams envisaged.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (L2ZTs)
Good times.
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:04 PM (4RRDi)
Good taste.
Posted by: LASue at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (wMHPW)
Good evening Horde
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 10:09 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Tapping the Mic at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (34pA0)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 10:08 PM (OMsf+)
Hope you flushed. I hate people who don't flush after a healthy #2. Yes, those people do exist.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (Y8PSl)
Pray for our President, our valiant warriors and the people craving freedom and liberty in Iran.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (fNFgo)
I'm tempted to get this album just for the cover.
https://tinyurl.com/v7u52nc
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (L2ZTs)
* ponders pic... *
Guess I'll check the rest of the content, too.
Howdy you'n's.
Posted by: mindful webworker - idly at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: tbodie at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (4RRDi)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Max Power at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (9TP5X)
Posted by: wing at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (7WaWV)
++++++++++
Now you know why they have those signs now.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (KP5rU)
'beard'. I do not think that word means what you think it means.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (Y8PSl)
Frontline on PBS is called America's Great Divide: Obama to Trump Part 1. It's about the lead up to 2016 starting in 2012.
It is EXACTLY what you would expect from PBS. When they show Bannon or Trump, they play that sinister music.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
Looks like a lacrosse net/goal.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Chuck C at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (r6GXX)
Posted by: wing at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: Madtom
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Anyone that composed the likes of "St Alphonso's Pancake Breakfast" will find no need to explain himself.
Even to St. Peter
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM
Football goal...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:10 PM (t+qrx)
* * * *
I was wondering that as well.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (MTxDQ)
Frontline can be a great news program when it wants to be. I have their episode covering what happened to Bruce Ivins on DVD.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (L2ZTs)
I'm surprised it didn't mention beer. Beer, the grease for the slipway to my personal oblivion.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (eg2vB)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo)
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So they can go to the welfare offices, multiple polling booths, do the jobs that Americans won't do, and travel back and forth across the border with impunity. Duh ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:11 PM (9TP5X)
I can't imagine either of them willingly watching a football game.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:13 PM (Y8PSl)
I guess maybe. I was thinking maybe soccer goal, but the proportions didn't seem right, and I didn't think those had a circle all around the back side of them as well.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (t+qrx)
Not that it would clear up anything. I imagine it would be a quite engrossing, but ultimately frustrating, watch.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (go+84)
You'd have to be an insomniac to write 73.83 comments per day.
Donald Trump levels of stanima.
Ex Cineribus Resurgo indeed.
Posted by: mindful webworker - idly addled at January 13, 2020 10:15 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY)
++++++++++
I have the TV muted. What is the content? "I'm a rich commie weirdo. Vote for me!"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (fNFgo)
***SNORT***
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
She was spotted crossing Abbey Road barefoot today.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt)
The "JAWS" theme right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)
Love that top photo. The flag seems to pop out against the background.
But the quote just before the comments is a little too close to my reality.
Posted by: JTB at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (7EjX1)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (AFd2y)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
I guess if you throw enough shit at the wall something will stick.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
It says he was fired and then came back and started a company with 20k employees and that is what he will do as President?
Suck a lot, then hire a lot of government workers?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (KP5rU)
You're #1!
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 10:16 PM (PkVlr)
Nurse! I am indeed!
*waves giant foam finger around*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (AFd2y)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt)
The "JAWS" theme right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (BiNEL)
Imperial March.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (BiNEL)
Good Monday evening to you, Sir.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
Why thank you, mademoiselle, and the same to you!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:18 PM (AFd2y)
________
One of my favorites is "Black Velvet" by Alannah Myles.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY)
All the political ads I've seen here in CA have been for Bloomberg. I guess for a man of his stature, Bloomberg needs ad blitzes to get sufficient visibility, because nobody would see him on the debate stage.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (tVQUs)
Gee wow, I've heard of first-day jitters...
or
Without clicking thru to the story, I suspect some substance misuse might be involved?
alternate comment
He seems nice. (Said the Judge.)
Posted by: mindful webworker - idly wandering at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (CAJOC)
Meghan Markle will leave Harry and marry Hillary, just to get her hands on that Clinton Foundation cash.
Bernie Sanders will have the most delegates going into the convention, but not enough for a first ballot. The superdelegates will pick Biden, and then go into hiding after the first debate with Trump.
Beto O'Rourke will run for something, and he will lose.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
So, I take it no one has ever told you to NOT poke the bear?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (BiNEL)
Bloomberg's ads are coherent compared to Steyer's.
Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together
to form an incoherent message.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (WqPYg)
* * * *
Oh, yeah...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:19 PM (L2ZTs)
Be my guest.
I'll feed you to the hamsters.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's autogyno fixation at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (9dzlp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (CAJOC)
Good point. Also, I've read a lot of his words, and while "whiskey" makes plenty of appearances, I've never seen "Bourbon."
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (go+84)
Who thinks to themself "Put them on at halftime, that's when everyone is glued to the set"?
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (dOV9E)
He's from El Paso, of course he'll lose.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Ha at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:12 PM (VNfwt)
The "JAWS" theme right?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH
Spoiler alert: It's all our fault. If we would simply drop our objections to the communist takeover, then there would be no division.
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's autogyno fixation at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (9dzlp)
Steyer's ad are just a litany of disjointed focus-group-tested phrases strung together
to form an incoherent message.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y)
I can't believe how many Steyer ads I've seen, considering how little I watch TV.
The ads make me so angry that I just turn the TV off when his commercial comes on.
God, he's scary.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Gwyneth Paltrow's autogyno fixation at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (9dzlp)
I saw Sniffing the Snizz open for Tears for Fears at The Bottom Line.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: SMOD at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (go+84)
Well, it should! Anyone can tell by who has his arm around whom which one is the fearsome butch and which is the sub b!+¢#.
Posted by: mindful webworker - would you like to swing on a star, carry moonbeams home in a jar? :) at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: ShainS --
excellent pole dance song
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at January 13, 2020 10:17 PM
I think Miklos' "sock puppets" are actually quite clever and always amusing!
But I don't think they really qualify as true socks, most of the time...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:21 PM (L2ZTs)
An allegorical bear, yes, most definitely.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
* * * *
Prayers up, Insom. The change could be just the ticket!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (fNFgo)
Absolutely true.
The world is so fucked up it is easier to get an orgasm now than a laugh.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:24 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: It's T you say? at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (/LQkF)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (VNfwt)
Comrade, let us join the vanguard of the proletariat as we march into the glorious future!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:26 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Groundhog at January 13, 2020 10:27 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E)
Wait what?
Posted by: It's T you say? at January 13, 2020 10:25 PM (/LQkF)
You're doing it wrong!
It's WOMP WOMP WOMP!!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (BiNEL)
to form an incoherent message.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y)
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I can't believe how many Steyer ads I've seen, considering how little I watch TV.
The ads make me so angry that I just turn the TV off when his commercial comes on.
God, he's scary.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
The only thing I've heard Steyer say in one of his ads that makes any sense is the need for Congressional term limits. Steyer is wrong 99.99% of the time, but he's right about Congressional term limits.
/Stopped clock and all that.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (Y8PSl)
Wait what?
Posted by: It's T you say? at January
Someone that swallowed wrong when she was giving a blowjob?
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
Chavez!! La fuego!!
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (9TP5X)
The backs of the ladies at the soda jerk/drug store makes me want to see their faces. Can only see the one in the mirror.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (2B9A/)
This is intolerable.
I shall VMExit!
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January
Should have gone with vexit
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (HALdu)
Clue:
Mothers of Invention: We're Only In It For the Money, 1968
Posted by: mindful webworker - two hundred motellllllls at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY)
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"Gayer" is Buttglug's sole qualification for high office, according to his idiot supporters.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:22 PM (BiNEL)
Dear Hrothgar--I'm glad you had a good and productive day.
I survived the day, but it remains to be seen if I survive the week.
I had a long meeting with my FA today, to complete a ton of paperwork. I talked to him a little about the market in the Trump years, and I came away believing he is a conservative.
He believes that the current bull market indicates that the financial industry is convinced that President Trump will be re-elected.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:28 P
She?
Posted by: Buttgig at January 13, 2020 10:30 PM (NSFCQ)
/Stopped clock and all that.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (Y8PSl)
And it matters not at all. Congress will never pass that in a million years. If memory serves, it was in Newt's Contract With America. The promise was to bring them all to a vote, and I think that happened, and term limits was the only one that did not pass.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:30 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:30 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
to form an incoherent message.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:20 PM (AFd2y)
A penny earned is a penny saved by the bell for whom it tolls. For whom? Trump! That lying Russian Asset doesn't know a wooden nickel from common sense and it's time for Americans to stop being doormats. Destroying and subverting the very principles of American Social Democracy for which Thomas Jefferson gave his life, Trump's reactionary method of divide and conquer has drenched our nation in blood. America must find a New Hope, that hope is found in the Kind-hearted, dark horse candidate if Tom Steyer. Only Steyer's Strong stances can take back our Country from the Reactionary Russian Fascism perpetrated by Donald Trump. Get on the Band wagon to Save America, Vote Steyer.
Posted by: Typical Tom Steyer Ad at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (oZuI0)
+++++++++
I missed something many years ago when it seems to have become common. What is GOAT?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS)
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But he wears jeans. HE'S ONE OF US!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS)
Greatest of All Time. I think there's a book with that in the title that is waiting on my Kindle for me to get around to it.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)
TV is Unwatchable today.
1. They now add mini informercials (5 minutes long) in the ad packs.
Most of them are for makeup or the "legal helpline" where that idiot lady tells me to sue Johnson and Johnson or Monsanto.
2. They speed up the playback of older tv shows to compress them. They jam in 20 minutes of ads per hour, by my estimation.
3. They do not care when they cut to commercial. It can be, and often is, right in the middle of a climactic scene. No fade out, just an abrupt cut to commercial. And when they come back from commercial, it's the next scene!
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
So, I shouldn't put a hold on everything for a while? Always seems to tank in the 3td qtr.
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (MTxDQ)
One day at a time, then you've made it thorough the week.
I'm trying to coordinate some year end financial stuff and it is almost like joyless work!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: not so
My uncle used to say, "If you listen to a broker, that's just what you'll be: broker."
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (VNfwt)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
+++++++++++++
Yup. Through slick marketing, they went with "end all fossil fuel use" instead of the catchier but more off-putting "kill all humans."
They aren't even genocidal. They're species-cidal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Typical Tom Steyer Ad at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (tVQUs)
*wipes single tear from cold unfeeling computer eye*
Posted by: hogmartin's Markov chain raimondo generator at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (t+qrx)
155 Ok Greta. You want us to stop using fossil fuels right now? That means commerce stops. Farming stops. Transportation stops. Making solar panels and wind turbines and batteries and nuclear power plants requires fossil fuels. We basically revert to the Stone Age overnight, which basically means death for a few billion humans. But I'm sure you won't be one of them. I'm sure, that as leader of the movement you will be granted certain allowances. Like an estate to rest while doing your arduous public service. Natural gas to heat that estate. A fleet of cars and private planes to cruise the world and thank people for their sacrifices for the earth. Being a public servant is hard, and you will need these things to rule us.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
THIS.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS)
--Greatest of all time
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)
+++++++++++++
Ah, thanks.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:33 PM (1qrtS)
A penny earned is a penny saved by the bell for whom
it tolls. For whom? Trump! That lying Russian Asset doesn't know a
wooden nickel from common sense and it's time for Americans to stop
being doormats. Destroying and subverting the very principles of
American Social Democracy for which Thomas Jefferson gave his life,
Trump's reactionary method of divide and conquer has drenched our nation
in blood. America must find a New Hope, that hope is found in the
Kind-hearted, dark horse candidate if Tom Steyer. Only Steyer's Strong
stances can take back our Country from the Reactionary Russian Fascism
perpetrated by Donald Trump. Get on the Band wagon to Save America,
Vote Steyer.
Posted by: Typical Tom Steyer Ad
Very close.
But Steyer's ads end with "....and nothing is stronger than a unified America."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:14 PM (XLMfY)
I can't figure out Bloomberg's "support." There's no realistic version of events where the hard Left backs him over Warren or Sanders, right? What exactly is his appeal even supposed to be; that he's got lots of money or something?
I mean, all the candidates are jokes, but Bloomberg is a joke without even a punchline.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (2PXwn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (dNzKv)
Pretty much all the Democrat candidates are spouting stuff like this. What it tells me is that they know they will lose.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (dOV9E)
Being awkward between snacks may, quite possibly, be The Meaning of Life.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)
--There are GOAT emojis now.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (TdMsT)
+++++++++++++++
I dunno about the market, but Xi coming to the table makes me think that the Chinese think he has a good chance. If they thought the odds-on bet is that he'll be out in November, they'd hold out.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: WeBoned! at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (1s2j5)
Posted by: enzo at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (AY0BI)
Posted by: Moon Moon Blutarski at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (VNfwt)
I know my FA well--I used to work with him. He is brilliant, and has managed my stuff for many years. He' s an FA, IA, and highest-level CFA.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (sYDum)
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Zombie Genghis Khan wishes for just 24 more hours.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:35 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (q1Pj5)
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Yeah, raise taxes sky high! That'll attract them back!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: davidt at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (l3+k2)
"Democrat Officials are warning that Voters might interfere with the 2020 Election".
People driving in the lane next to me must've been wondering what was so damn funny in MY car!
*grins*
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (QzJWU)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu)
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Wait. Didn't Billy Graham say that?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Hank Archer at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (Q5y/s)
--
They ranked Jim Brown the GOAT of CFB
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM
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Imagine being the greatest player ever in Canadian FootBall without even playing there. That's gotta cheese off some hosers up there.
Posted by: irright at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM (RVcmP)
Very close.
But Steyer's ads end with "....and nothing is stronger than a unified America."
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM (57dQ0)
Steyer is completely delusional if he thinks conservatives will unite behind him. But he probably is concerned only with the left uniting.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (go+84)
The Universe is big enough for both.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu)
* * * *
So... the laughing while orgasming is out?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:31 PM (1qrtS)
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Greatest of All Time. I think there's a book with that in the title that is waiting on my Kindle for me to get around to it.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:32 PM (dOV9E)
I thoroughly disagree. The GOAT is John Riggins, and not just for being the MVP on a Super Bowl winning Redskins team. Riggins gets the nod because he was at some formal Washington D.C. banquet, drunk, and said to Justice Sandra Day O'Connor: "Loosen up, Sandy, baby!" Then he promptly passed out.
A true Moron is John Riggins.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Madtom at January
dunning kruger
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Raoul Ortega at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (3eV0J)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (go+84
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*swings at low and slow pitch*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (XVuno)
...............
Except in Wisconsin..
Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?"
Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall..
Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (CjFDo)
Good evening, good people.
All sorts of fascinating things going on in this world and our President seems to be victorious in all issues of concern.
As we enter the last year of his first term it may be helpful to reflect on just what the man has gotten done.
This can be done by accessing the web site magapill.com--it's a running compilation of his accomplishments to date.
Impressive, when you consider the opposition (overt) from the Dems AND (covert) from the GOPe.
Posted by: irongrampa at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (KATBx)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hank Archer at January 13, 2020 10:37 PM
You mean he gnu the difference.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Madtom
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Maybe....Stupid??.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (q1Pj5)
--He didn't make the Top 15, but I'm sure the Top 150 unless banned.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (oZuI0)
https://youtu.be/zDRfKARDPZc
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)
Leftists want to "unite" all the other Leftists against us. That's their idea of unity.
Never forget that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January
Who said that? I have had some good laughs during sex. Not that that was appreciated.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (HALdu)
Ironically he says he'll bankroll them in the general if need be
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (fNFgo)
Careless talk like this right here is the kind of stuff that summons TP.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx)
Leftists want to "unite" all the other Leftists against us. That's their idea of unity.
Never forget that.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (57dQ0)
Exactly.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (TdMsT)
Yeah but he couldn't operate a glass engraving machine for shit.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (qc+VF)
...............
Except in Wisconsin..
Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?"
Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall..
Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (CjFDo)
Those are directions in *southern* as well
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 10:34 PM
FIFY...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Madtom
DunningKreuger.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (Qf83p)
"Together we can" always meant the Left converting us, enslaving us, or killing us.
Just like muslims.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (57dQ0)
https://twitter.com/parscale/
status/1215640154448285697
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (UUkQp)
https://youtu.be/zDRfKARDPZc
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (LxTcq)
+++++++++++++
Well, I guess they call it "silly season" for a reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (zHXTb)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:36 PM (HALdu)
So that's a no when it comes to orgasmatrons?
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:42 PM (Y8PSl)
I guess I need to get a front loader just in case.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:29 PM (HALdu)
that's fine too, as long as I get the royalties without the duties
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (G546f)
https://twitter.com/parscale/
status/1215640154448285697
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (MTxDQ)
++++++++++++++
This one was great:
https://youtu.be/qRZ6NdYEAFQ
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Madtom
Democrats?
Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (UUkQp)
Add some bourbon and you've got all six food groups!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:43 PM (BiNEL)
Maybe Orenthal was #12.
Fortunately, 11 is okay for a football list, so they avoided any awkwardness.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (go+84)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (L2ZTs)
I guess the Deep State isn't in deep shit, anymore. If it was, that guy would be telling us all about it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 10:44 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:38 PM (fNFgo)
Careless talk like this right here is the kind of stuff that summons TP.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:40 PM (t+qrx)
* * * *
Ummm, silly question here, but who or what is "TP"?
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo)
*whispers* TickledPink
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (NbRJx)
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:42 PM (Y8PSl)
--LMAO, the neighbors have a cat named (good grief) Morgan Freline, a pun on Morgan Freeman. However, it's a she-cat, so why not Moregan Faircat?
Anyway, sometimes I call her Morgasmatron.
Oh, TD Clemson
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (oZuI0)
...in essence uses Donald Trump's tagline from The Apprentice and places Bloomberg in a subordinate pose via juxtaposition. Obviously none of his staff picked up on that.
Trump is living rent-free in their heads.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo)
Tickled Pink.
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (MTxDQ)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (1qrtS)
Trump's European Tariffs Could Be Devastating for the Portland Restaurant Industry
With a new proposed tariff on European wine imports, the entire food scene is facing a disruption of seismic proportions
Key quote:
Dana Frank, the owner of SE Clinton natural wine haven Bar Norman, has similar concerns. "85 percent to 90 percent of our wine sales are European, and I sell pretty much all of our wines at $12 a glass because we want wine to be accessible," she says. "If I have to see wine going to $18 or $20 a glass... who is going to come in and spend that kind of money on wine? [...] I would say that the heart and soul of the bar would be diminished."
Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar?
ORANGE MAN BAD!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Ripley at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (NbRJx)
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Schlieffen had a plan. Nancy never had a plan.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (3h2l+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Infidel at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (MTxDQ)
+++++++++++
Yeah, some naughty words. It could *easily* be redone without them, though, and would make a great ad.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 13, 2020 10:23 PM (q1Pj5)
My favorite bitch about Greta: She is an entitled spoiled child. Only an entitled spoiled child would refuse to go to school until someone changes the weather for her.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN)
Well that would certainly ruin the moment.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (m45I2)
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"Shitcanned" is the preferred technical terminology.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Eromero at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUkQp)
Well, I'll certainly allow coffee as a basic food group, so you're good!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:48 PM (NWiLs)
https://tinyurl.com/tjawdfo
Ignore the douche that posted it....
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (cF8AT)
She was kind of a doofus but from what I saw not a troll.
Was she a troll when I wasn't looking?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p)
Was late for a military meeting in DC, and lost.
Was in uniform.
Stopped at a gas station, and asked how to get to the meeting place.
Guy said, in a Southern Drawl, 'where'd ya come from'.
I told him, and he said, 'well, ya can't get there from here, ya need to go back from where ya came from'.
Once he explained on a map, he was absolutely correct, it was easier to start over.
But that 'ya can't get there from here' has always stuck with me.
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (NgKpN)
Trying to remember. So familiar, but I can't place it. Some book or movie or AmerIndian dialect? Stranger in a Strange Land? The Gods Must Be Crazy? Where?
* smacks brain with hot iron *
* ow * * no I will not search on it *
Posted by: mindful webworker - what's the number for 911? at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (2DOZq)
I have no dog in this fight.. but it is nice to see a great game!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry
Yeah, it's fun to watch.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo)
I come to bring your people TP!!!
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
I'm having to deal with the aftermath of my accident Saturday when I skit on ice and ran over two sections of the wrought iron fence at work. Oh and the funny thing is they give you a drug test afterwards because it happened going to work. I wonder if that's legit cuz I hadn't really punched in yet. I'm having to deal with the aftermath of my accident Saturday when I skid it on ice and ran over two sections of the wrought iron fence at work. oh and the funny thing is they give you a drug test afterwards because it happened going to work. I wonder if that's legit cuz I hadn't really punched in yet. it's a royal pain in the ass it's a royal paint.
I hit the brakes leaving the street to enter the grounds driveway and skidded and took out two sections of the fence. Thank God I miss the telephone pole by about 2 ft. Filled out the cops form and talk to insurance but still don't know who's going to have to pay for the fence. What a great way to start 2020.
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (28Zil)
Posted by: Captain Josepha Sabin -- current occupation: cat furniture at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (0oVJn)
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I thought that was farting while orgasming...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN)
Can only be done with a 45+ BMI.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (3h2l+)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:45 PM (fNFgo)
I come to bring your people TP!!!
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
Are you threatening me?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (go+84)
ORANGE MAN BAD!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Hmm, my neighbor spends $12 per box of wine and it works for her?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (377Zs)
Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar?
ORANGE MAN BAD!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
++++++++++++
Oy vey. A couple of things:
- You could eat the cost and keep it nice and "accessible" if you wanted to. Or you could move up-market and go exclusive. You don't. That's fine.
- You could look a bit south and get some fantabulous wines from right here in America. You do know that America has the best wine, right?
- If you want to keep your exclusive foreign pretensions, you could consider some of the increasingly good Australian wines, or consider other international sources. There are many wines from more ethnic parts of the world that you could be promoting, you racist.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (1qrtS)
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I thought that was farting while orgasming...
Posted by: lin-duh at January 13, 2020 10:46 PM (UUBmN)
Wasn't that why her boyfriend dumped her?
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: squirrelly dan
=====
Followed by the most surreal thread ever. It was as if your thinking "That's the funniest comment I've ever read" was collectively answered by ever poster with "Hold my beer."
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: The Great Cornholio at January 13, 2020 10:51 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (NWiLs)
Europeon wine? You ass clowns have one of the greatest wine making regions in the world 30 miles away.
Pretentious assbags.
I hope they and their idiot clientele move to Europe so they can get all the wine they want.
Until sharia takes over completely. No booze then.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (cF8AT)
+++++++++++++
But he has the super-elite Blue Check of Official Importance!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:49 PM (Qf83p)
You were lucky!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 10:50 PM (Qf83p)
"Oh, yeah, sure, I'm totally coming. Right."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
FIFY
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (fNFgo)
So depressing.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Ladyl
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Whew!
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)
ORANGE MAN BAD!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Can't they just drink domestic wines?
Posted by: Surfperch, pairs well with something, I'm not sure what at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Surfperch, pairs well with something, I'm not sure what at January 13, 2020 10:54 PM (tVQUs)
Quelle horreur!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (BiNEL)
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say.
Posted by: Tonypete at January
Miss Manners says the next time she does it you should just ignore it, but get it to snapchat.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (WEBkv)
Look at you editing.
That's so cute
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (iTXRQ)
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)
It did give me pause for a moment, and then the light bulb came on.
What happened to her?
Was she for real or just a troll?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: DB at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (iTXRQ)
The Tigers will win. Now you can go to bed.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (HALdu)
The article (in "Portland Eater") is hilarious.
After all, if European wines are blocked from the market due to a tariff, they'll never come back, purely out of spite:
"It's not as though if the U.S. didn't buy the wines, they wouldn't have someone to buy them," says Brian Martin, the import brand manager for Mitchell Wine Group, a local distributor and importer. He shares concerns that Garcia and others have: that once producers find new markets, there would be no incentive to return to the U.S., especially after the uncertainty raised by tariffs. "We would be cut off from wine that would never be back again. Some of it might get back, but the bulk of it never would."
Economics, how does it work, again?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
Was she for real or just a troll?
Posted by: Ladyl
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Maybe a bit of both. In any case, galactically entertaining.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
I really couldn't say. Either one wouldn't surprise me.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp)
You are not worthy to look upon the straw!
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (WEBkv)
Sure you can be illiterate, but can you survive several days of standing in line?
Posted by: The CA DMV at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++++
Arbitrarily, according to the whims of progressives.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (1qrtS)
He took quite a beating in the comments.
Posted by: Tami at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
Supply AND demand??
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Justinian Rhinometus at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: The CA DMV at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (tVQUs)
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Our government is the model of efficiency compared to the one they left behind.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 10:58 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: Tonypete at January
you mispelled annoying
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (go+84)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (aA3+G)
/Mark Twain
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (m45I2)
"T-shirt bags", as they're offered on Amazon... $17 for a case of 1000!
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (7WaWV)
Maybe a bit of both. In any case, galactically entertaining.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:57 PM (Y4EXg)
I wouldn't have described her comments as stellar.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (TdMsT)
Well, the all knowing state sets prices and dictates production levels for the good of the people.
Posted by: Bernie the red at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp)
Based on my past experience with such laws, I have a funny feeling that nobody outside of Portland will follow the part about the straws.
Posted by: Surfperch, not harmed by plastic straws at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (LxTcq)
Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?"
Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light..
but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas
station.. but keep going to the mall..
Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 10:39 PM (CjFDo)
Those are directions in *southern* as well
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 10:41 PM (a4qVe)
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try giving tank trail directions on an Army base...
simplest one: "follow my dust cloud and try to keep up..."
Posted by: redc1c4 at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (zHXTb)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (nfcV2)
Barbarian!
A common suggestion that restaurant owners have heard lately is to pivot to a greater focus on domestic wines. After all, Oregon wines are definitely a source of pride, and often make their way onto restaurant and bar menus. However, Oregon wineries rely on small, independent companies to handle their distribution. Few of those distributors primarily work with local wines; most rely heavily on European imports for their business. "The distribution chain is going to be threatened," says Scott Frank, owner and winemaker for Bow & Arrow Wines. "It's an ecosystem, and European wines are a keystone species. For most of our distributors, retail shops that carry our wine, and restaurants that do... European wine is the centerpiece that keeps the lights on. Domestic is not the core of anybody's book. It's a small category."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
I was wracking my little pea brain wondering what the hell I was suppose to say.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 13, 2020 10:53 PM (Y4EXg)
It did give me pause for a moment, and then the light bulb came on.
What happened to her?
Was she for real or just a troll?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (TdMsT)
Either way, not as advertised. Once people started expressing skepticism that she was for real, she vanished.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (2DOZq)
The U.S. Navy presents....
How To Succeed With Brunettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (57dQ0)
Anarchic. Good spirited. Fun. Manic.
Quite a good time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: Bernie the red at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (nzKWW)
++++++++++++
But what happens when you can longer index to an external market, either because no external markets exist or you drift too far off-center over time and external markets no longer have any relevance, causing the calculation problem to bite you right on your shitty, communist ass?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (1qrtS)
At first Syracuse wouldn't give a scholarship to a black kid. A local businessman paid for his first year
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: Surfperch, not harmed by plastic straws at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (tVQUs)
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Meanwhile, after the straw ban in CA, we had an establishment gives us some dandy paper straws that had all the texture and resilience of the cardboard tube paper towels come on,
It was unpleasant.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (WEBkv)
Posted by: parker at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (mmH7U)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (L2ZTs)
That's so cute
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 10:55 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Hope you don't mind. And -- I was laughing while editing!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January
Yes
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:00 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++
Something tells me that someone out there is just *aching* to tackle that supply chain and distribution problem for them.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: Bernie the red at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (nzKWW)
++++++++++++
But what happens when you can longer index to an external market, either because no external markets exist or you drift too far off-center over time and external markets no longer have any relevance, causing the calculation problem to bite you right on your shitty, communist ass?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (1qrtS)
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Well, you make war on those markets through the machine of force to correct the wreckers outside of your country that are ruining things.
Communism only works when 100% of the population of the world is 100% on board.
#twoweeks
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (zZbCU)
Oregon was going to ban restaurant straws altogether, until somebody noted that a lot of disabled people rely on straws for drinking.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (I2/tG)
Sorry I missed the last movie thread, but I was actually getting things set up to watch Joker with the family that night.
Spoiler alert: I liked it a lot, though there were a few things I would change.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (dOV9E)
Crap, I've got probably 30 wine tasting places within 60 miles of me.
And I live in the Central Valley of Calif. Not even wine country.
F'n LODI Calif (yeah, stuck in Lodi again) has 4 or 5 good vineyards.
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (NgKpN)
Me: "How do I get back on the highway 43?"
Woman: "Oh.. well.. you go up this way to the stop and go light.. but you keep going..You'll hit the stop sign at the Marathon gas station.. but keep going to the mall..
Pass the Prange Way store and look for the first street on yer right. Don't take that, but take the next left.
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And your point is??
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January
hobos
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2)
.....
The bartender that posted about it told a story of a customer that asked for two straws and she denied him a second one, because #woke.
She said her guest ate one bite of his food then got pissed off, got up and left.
This goes against anything I've ever known about bartending. The younger generation of west coast people must be unbearable.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (2DOZq)
"WAAAAH HEERE IS PROBLEM"
"OK, here is what a grown-up would do"
"BUT I DON WANNAAAAA"
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (t+qrx)
I'm fair game
You should also include a FIFY in there
I chuckled
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Some people thought so. Maybe I'm just naive but I think she was exactly what she appeared to be -- a young woman with some self-esteem issues and no grasp of the concept of over-sharing.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (qc+VF)
#twoweeks
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (zZbCU)
++++++++
Aye, comrade. The wreckers and running dogs must be destroyed!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (1qrtS)
Sorry I missed the last movie thread, but I was actually getting things set up to watch Joker with the family that night.
Spoiler alert: I liked it a lot, though there were a few things I would change.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (L2ZTs)
==========
Sup?
I kinda hated the first half. Todd Phillips is kind of a terrible director and doesn't really seem to understand basic filmic geography. And the first half seems weirdly out of order at times.
I did kind of love the second half, though.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (zZbCU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2)
When election season hits, and the interns start trying to earn their paychecks, we will look back on these days with fond nostalgia.
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 11:05 PM (dOV9E)
It was unpleasant.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 11:02 PM (WEBkv)
Awani Hotel in Yosemite Valley, put paper straws into Irish Coffees.
Needless to say, they disintegrated in seconds, I sent them back.
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 11:05 PM (NgKpN)
/Sea turtle with a plastic straw in his nose.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (m45I2)
He's in two Sports Hall of Fames. Of course lacrosse being one of the two,
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:04 PM (ykYG2)
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Be careful what you say. Curious maintained a detailed dossier on all of you miscreants.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:06 PM (aA3+G)
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top.
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (28Zil)
There was a "woke" person in Portland who protested in a restaurant , because someone was wearing a "Luftwaffe" t-shirt, which obviously meant that the person was a Nazi. She asked management to throw the guy out.
The snowflake didn't realize that "Luftwaffe" just means "air force" in German, and that the German air force is still called the Luftwaffe.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (I2/tG)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=325577
The ONT post was by some fellow named Maetenloch.
Topics included Romney's chances for President, Man Drowns Himself in Vat of Scottish Whisky, The Medical Truth About Zombies, and the big coloring book of vaginas.
Burn the Witch got comment #1, followed by
Ben,
Splunge,
1 of Rick Perry's 16 NH voters,
Fluffy,
Bill D. Cat,
steevy,
Jumbo Jogging Shrimp, and
Tami.
Jumbo Jogging Shrimp. Heh.
steevy #7: The last thread was one of the most depressing on the AOSHQ.Ever.
Saw a comment by Joffen, fucking sunshine patriot.
I saw some folks listing song-artist but no links. Still had actual linkage in those days, doesn't show up archivally. Like tears... in the rain....
Three comments shy of 600, although 3 of the last 4 were spam. Pipe fittings!
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (UE8f6)
Spoiler alert, but... IMHO the movie's major fulcrum (in terms of pace, development, everything) is when Arthur suffocates his mother in the hospital.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (9Om/r)
=========
I thought the ropes were stacks of Ritz crackers for a minute.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (zZbCU)
And it matters not at all. Congress will never pass that in a million years. If memory serves, it was in Newt's Contract With America. The promise was to bring them all to a vote, and I think that happened, and term limits was the only one that did not pass.
Posted by: Splunge
George Nethercutt defeated Speaker of the House Tom Foley pushing terms limits . Promised to serve only 2 terms. At the end of his 2nd term he splained to all us washintonians that he had unfinished business and therefore we shouldn't hold him to his early promises. We voted Cathey McMorris Rogers in . First time I ever voted for a Republican. I've never voted Democrat in my life.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...seeking a new level of awareness at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (9TP5X)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: not so
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Fees, we understand very well.
Posted by: Financial Advisers at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (28Zil)
Good grief. Glad you didn't get hurt!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (NWiLs)
F'n LODI Calif (yeah, stuck in Lodi again) has 4 or 5 good vineyards.
Posted by: Don Q at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (NgKpN)
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it's kind of cool to drive through the Central Valley and see grapes laying on paper, drying in the sun.
Massive amounts of table grapes are grown around our area. That and almonds.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (WEBkv)
Football has become completely pussified.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:09 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January
If that is true that is even worse and they should be exiled.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (HALdu)
Holy Nail biter Pete
White knuckle drive to daughters home last night
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: not so
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Fees, we understand very well.
Posted by: Financial Advisers at January
Duh, you want some mutual funds with that?
Morningstar said buy these.
And cut up your credit cards.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:10 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (3h2l+)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (7ZQe3)
a law that straws must be requested and stored out of sight of
customers according to a bartender forum I'm part of starting Jan. 1 of
this year.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 10:56 PM (3S5Yp)
Yes, it is true. they are also encouraging homeless to camp on streets, have been pushing the "drought emergency" and Wildfire Emergencies for the last 6 years, and all-in-all are trying to Cargo Cult the state into being California.
"John Frum Sacramento will return"
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (1glZx)
Dana Frank, the owner of SE Clinton natural wine haven Bar Norman, has similar concerns. "85 percent to 90 percent of our wine sales are European, and I sell pretty much all of our wines at $12 a glass because we want wine to be accessible," she says. "If I have to see wine going to $18 or $20 a glass... who is going to come in and spend that kind of money on wine? [...] I would say that the heart and soul of the bar would be diminished."
Will no one think of the poor people spending $12 for a glass of wine at a Portland wine bar?
ORANGE MAN BAD!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 10:47 PM (I2/tG)
Oh fer the lov-a....
I live in Alaska. We pay a lot for many things, including booze. I DO NOT SPEND $12 for a glass of wine I could buy a whole bottle for at Brown Jug.
The only reason people pay those prices is to be seen doing so. Virtue signaling, just as worthless for boozing as for politicking.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (vVOK2)
Fucking. SHOULDER. Pad.
Nancy.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (57dQ0)
Posted by: logprof
That's a huge loss for Clemson. May be the game.
Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (L2ZTs)
.....
Meh.
The ejection stuff is excessive.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 13, 2020 11:12 PM (8AONa)
Maxi-pads, with wings, for extra protection.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (nfcV2)
Then shake it briefly. Firm but not crushing.
Then lick it?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (Qf83p)
There was a Portland city councilman (Harvard Law school graduate), who got into a fight with Uber, and said:
"When I hear 'Uber,' my tendency is to think about the Third Reich."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (7WaWV)
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (7ZQe3)
+++++++++++
"Targeting" is when one player leads with the crown of his helmet and collides with another player, I think only if it is above the waist. It is an illegal play for several years now. Not allowed to lead with the helmet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (1qrtS)
Then shake it briefly. Firm but not crushing.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January
Ok, but stopping in the midst of sex to shake hands kind of thows everything off.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu)
Football is a stupid game. A bunch of grown men runnin' around bumpin' into each other chasin' an oblate spheroid. As soon as they get their hand on it they give to a guy in a striped shirt who puts it on the ground and they all back away. Like I said, stupid.
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (go+84)
if you don't like the directions you get in wisconsin, don't fucking ask. find your own way to the fucking highway, asshole.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
you have highways? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (9Om/r)
unless you're that asshat Clowney
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (Rarvo)
I'd like to color her vajajays with my oversized pink crayon... IYKWIM
Posted by: CoolCzech at January 12, 2012 10:07 PM
Oh, do you have another one? I ran out coloring my boobies
Posted by: Meghan McCain at January 12, 2012 10:10 PM (Y+DPZ)
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
--------
"That is the craziest son of a bitch I've ever seen."
I have an original movie poster.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (Qf83p)
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Who do you think you are, Cannibal Bob?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (WEBkv)
collides with another player, I think only if it is above the waist. It
is an illegal play for several years now. Not allowed to lead with the
helmet.
Another Obama-era hangover.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: eleven at Januar
That makes more sense than shoving it down your pants.
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Caliban at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (QE8X6)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (1qrtS)
Maet again authored the post.
American sailors on their knees.
Splunge got first comment. And second. And fourth.
eleven, BCochran1981, Bete, cthulhu, Ricardo Kill followed.
Misanthropic Humanitarian #14: Woot woot the ONT
Hunh. Apparently I mentioned the big fire across the street from our offices. Four years ago tonight.
583 total comments.
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Back to 2020, Sherman. Quickly.
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (UE8f6)
If you feel you must nibble on something during the show, at least do it quietly in consideration for your neighbors.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (57dQ0)
if you don't like the directions you get in wisconsin, don't fucking ask. find your own way to the fucking highway, asshole.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:08 PM (KP5rU)
you have highways? lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:14 PM (9Om/r)
And that's when The ONT lost control."........
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
"Targeting" is when one player leads with the crown of his helmet and collides with another player"
Earl Campbell would have played about 4 games under those rules.
And yet they name him one of the best at halftime.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (3S5Yp)
Too many concussions may kill the sport, starting at the HS level. It's already started
Soccer is a pussy game. I can see lacrosse filling the void
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (XLMfY)
Maybe Orenthal was #12.
Fortunately, 11 is okay for a football list, so they avoided any awkwardness.
Posted by: logprof
If at least eight of them were black, we'll allow it.
Next year, we want two transgenders, though.
Posted by: SJW local #0.23 at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
I think they call them two tracks up there.
Posted by: Aviator at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (2cuLk)
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top.
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (w3OLr)
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Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (9p0cQ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
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The riders that I have met from Wisconsin seem disconcerted to find that roads here in the mountains have curves and elevation changes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz)
to reverse the call on the field, but that was super narrow. I want LSU
to win, but that call was iffy for sure.
LSU clearly stepped out of bounds twice on the last drive of the first half.
This game was pre-decided by these willfully-blind West Coast zebra whores.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (nfcV2)
Fucking. SHOULDER. Pad.
Nancy.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:11 PM (nfcV2)
I caught from age 5 through college, faggit. You couldn't carry my jock strap.
And head back eyes up face mask planted in the center of the chest is form tackling. That's how you get leverage. Shoulder is used when the target is not straight on.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (3h2l+)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
"Bridge Freezes Before Roadway."
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:03 PM (1qrtS)
You would think. But first you have to get past the gatekeeper, the Oregon Liquor Control Commission.
I remember when dad decided to force them to allow the sale of Newfoundland Screech because he liked the name, and later, English Ginger Wine because he wanted to make Whiskey Macs.
He did get success with the Ginger wine.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (1glZx)
Next year, we want two transgenders, though.
Posted by: SJW local #0.23 at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (P1f+c)
--Stoopid SJWs, Jim Thorpe was American Indian
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (KP5rU)
We used to have a lot of them years back. They got rid of a lot of them because, you know, Darwin and shit.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:18 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz)
+++++++++++++
In the mountains of CO, I hate seeing a FL plate without a passing lane. Floridians seem to be generally flummoxed by steep curves and hills and slow way down.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:18 PM (1qrtS)
Too many concussions may kill the sport, starting at the HS level. It's already started
.....
Actually it's just lawyers that kill the sport.
You can watch dudes kick each other in the f*cking face over on another channel. And that's actually the objective of the sport!
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:18 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs
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'Her' was never satisfactorily decided.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (xSo9G)
I remember when dad decided to force them to allow the sale of Newfoundland Screech because he liked the name, and later, English Ginger Wine because he wanted to make Whiskey Macs.
He did get success with the Ginger wine.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:17 PM (1glZx)
+++++++++++
Wasn't aware of that. Then maybe Mr. Wine Bar should blame the state instead of the marginal independent distributors.
Can't have that, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (WEBkv)
---
Time to hit the sack before I say something I shouldn't.
Night, all.
Posted by: Pete Seria at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (7ZQe3)
Tickled Pink was (and is) a long time poster here, and Master level troll who wisely retired at the top.
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:07 PM (w3OLr)
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Have I got her confused with another 'ette, or was she romantically involved with another poster?
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (9p0cQ)
I believe you are confused.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (1qrtS)
Did you se the hit by LSU from the back after the catch just before the half?
The one that folded the receiver backwards almost in half?
Spare me with the selective "good hits, bad hits" bullshit.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (nfcV2)
How To Succeed With Brunettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (57dQ0)
* * * *
What a hoot! But some good and timeless tips as well.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (fNFgo)
'Pinus Contorta'? Really? Whose bright idea was it to name that ship. Sounds like contorted penis.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (/UQ/R)
Welcome to our world.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (PkVlr)
I'm not paying that either. If I get six bottles of Bay Bridge Merlot at Kroger's it's 2:54 a bottle. No way am I going out and spending $12 for a freaking glass of wine that's insane.
Posted by: Farmer at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (28Zil)
Posted by: not so at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (HALdu)
*downtwinkles*
Posted by: hogmartin at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (t+qrx)
Tickled Pink may or may not be male. Some of you HAVE met Xit at a larger MoMe back aways. Xit decided xit went a step too far and wisely put a stake in TP's heart. But it was fun for several of us to to watch as the Titanic hit the 'berg.
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (w3OLr)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (r+sAi)
Welcome to our world.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (PkVlr)
--The officials must have a Special Magic 8 Ball to make calls.
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (oZuI0)
The U.S. Navy presents....
How To Succeed With Brunettes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc1LFclXiBU
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:01 PM (57dQ0)
* * * *
What a hoot! But some good and timeless tips as well.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
Every boy should watch it.
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (9P5eb)
I caught from age 5 through college, faggit. You couldn't carry my jock strap.
You mean assuming that I would be able to pull it out of your boyfriends asshole?
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
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Sister ship to USNS Harvey Milk.
Imagine receiving orders assigning one to the Milk.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (fNFgo)
+++++++++++++
I dunno. If it were so accurate and effective, would they have made it unclassified?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (9p0cQ)
If she was a troll, she was a master. She sent pictures of herself to another member of the Horde and asked for relationship advice.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (/UQ/R)
++++++++++++++
We have a nasty problem with "left lane bandits."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:24 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:25 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Not quite sure, I never read Hayek.
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 13, 2020 11:25 PM (9TP5X)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:16 PM (CDGwz)
* * * *
That goes for pretty much any rider from east of the Rockies. (Not dissing the mountains in the eastern U.S. here.)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:26 PM (fNFgo)
Tickled Pink may or may not be male. Some of you HAVE met Xit at a larger MoMe back aways. Xit decided xit went a step too far and wisely put a stake in TP's heart. But it was fun for several of us to to watch as the Titanic hit the 'berg.
Posted by: Ironic Winer at January 13, 2020 11:21 PM (w3OLr)
TP was a sock?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 11:26 PM (TdMsT)
http://acecomments.mu.nu/?post=361039
Posted by: mindful webworker - in the cobwebbed archives at January 13, 2020 11:22 PM (UE8f6)
Saw a rickl post. he was talking Space X.
Now I'm all sad again.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:26 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: IC at January 13, 2020 11:27 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2020 11:28 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: logprof
Answer hazy, try again later.
"Umm..."
"Booth review!"
Posted by: that official what has the 8 ball at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (WI7YS)
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:20 PM (fNFgo)
+++++++++++++
I dunno. If it were so accurate and effective, would they have made it unclassified?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:23 PM (1qrtS)
* * * *
Good point. But that would put it in the realm of military intelligence, no? Maybe the best place to hide something is in plain sight.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Madtom at January 13, 2020 10:59 PM (go+84)
This is Paul Masson straight outta Mt Eden comin' at right at you with a wine so fresh you'll want to spank it!
Posted by: Paul Masson and his Rockin' Vines at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (tVQUs)
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=EHP3M7ULdyE
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 13, 2020 11:28 PM (LxWV7)
--Then there was a punk band from the '80s named Elvis Hitler, one of whose albums was named Disgraceland
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:30 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (3S5Yp)
Only faggots and sailors are named Lawrence.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
Conversation I just overheard that is making me laugh:
"He's really good at presidenting."
"Yeah he kind of is."
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (dOV9E)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY)
*Raises Hand*
Fun drive, especially when there's no flatlander white-knuckling it in front of you.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (nfcV2)
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY)
* * * *
Pfffttt.. At least it's paved. I've been on much worse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (2B9A/)
My uncle shot down over France would disagree with you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:32 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at January 13, 2020 11:13 PM (I2/tG)
Makes me think of the Dead Kennedys.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 13, 2020 11:33 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:33 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (NWiLs)
What do you mean by that?!?
Posted by: Lawrence Ellison, CEO of Oracle at January 13, 2020 11:33 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (XLMfY)
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops
Posted by: Ignoramus
Yes! Scary as shit when the driver (my dad) insisted on taking pictures while he was driving.
Will never forget the terror.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Pliney at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:35 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:35 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (XLMfY)
Ha! I knew it!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *
Red Mountain Pass is a challenge, especially in the winter! Most memorable was the time the driver lost his brakes on the downhill side into Ouray. All we had was the emergency brake and engine. That was very interesting!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (3S5Yp)
No guardrails. Two thousand foot drops
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:29 PM (XLMfY)
Sounds like a typical street in San Francisco minus the bums, trash and feces.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (r+sAi)
Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (XKZwp)
I proposed to my wife at the top.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:36 PM (r+sAi)
So... you were going for contrast?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (xSo9G)
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I guess it's pronouns all the way down...
Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (9p0cQ)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (r+sAi)
Isaiah 42:3
I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 13, 2020 11:37 PM (r+sAi)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (2B9A/)
IMHO that was terrifying. Two lanes, lots of ups and downs, the drop looks like thousands of feet of a 100% vertical drop right into the Pacific, and very flimsy looking guardrails.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:34 PM (2B9A/)
--Isn't it called Highway to the Sun or something like that?
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0)
It was filled with dozens of reviews of albums. People I certainly have never heard of, but aside from that, the reviews were universally vapid, vacuous, meaningless bullshit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) Has Drink taken
at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (yQpMk)
8"? Lucky girl
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
Isaiah 42:3
I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS)
* * * *
Thanks, Fen. Great verse.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (OMsf+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS)
He leaves the 99.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0)
Going to the Sun Road. Beautiful.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Isaiah 42:3
I like this passage. This is a bit of what my "Life Application Bible" says about it . "When you feel broken and bruised in your spiritual life, God won't toss you aside."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:38 PM (WI7YS)
I did a long paper on the Servant Songs in grad school. It can mean lots of things, but I think primarily, to the Hebrews, it meant that God would never harm the downtrodden. IOW, it could be worse, but not because of Him.
Posted by: tcn in AK at January 13, 2020 11:41 PM (vVOK2)
Posted by: pookysgirl just wants her dang yellow printer paper at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (XKZwp)
you haven't lived until you drive into ouray,co. diabolical fucking road.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *
Red Mountain Pass is a challenge, especially in the winter! Most
memorable was the time the driver lost his brakes on the downhill side
into Ouray. All we had was the emergency brake and engine. That was
very interesting!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient
..............
My wife would not allow us to do Red Mountain Pass.. We got up about a mile and she made us turn around..
She is deathly afraid of heights, and the road from Ouray is on the outside .. I was damn disappointed!
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (CjFDo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: DeShaun Watson at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:40 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *
It is a crapshoot, especially in winter. Had a great-aunt and her husband go off that road when they hit some ice. The car was never recovered.
I've got some roads a lot more fun than that one - and dirt.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 11:42 PM (EZebt)
Derp. Missed that. But yup. I would demand my money back for that glass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)
He might humbly disagree it was a "faggy" name:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:31 PM (KP5rU)
Did that one on the Gold Wing, 1994. The GL-1500 had altitude compensating carburetors, so at least the mixture was right, even if a bit down on power at that altitude.
Still, had plenty of power to pass white knuckle flatlanders. Problem was a lack of suitable stretches of road to see far enough ahead to determine if a pass was feasible, or safe.
That road is called "The Million Dollar Highway". They say it cost a Million Dollars per Mile to build.
Now days, just the guardrails would exceed a million per mile.
But the views are certainly Million Dollar Views. So much so that I'd roll off the throttle, pace behind the white knucklers, and take in the scenery.
One of the most beautiful roads I've ever ridden, and yearn to ride it again.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at January 13, 2020 11:44 PM (QzJWU)
Ladles and Germs, I have a disappointment with Density and she will not be kept wading. Therefort, I must hie me off to the boodwar, the better to with refricaseed strungths meet this Densekitty head-on tomorrow. Which is to say...
Headin' fer bed. Gnite.
Zzzz♠❚❙❙❘❘❘
Posted by: mindful webworker - down in the archives, underneath the barrel, there is a thick, dark and putrid d at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (UE8f6)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (aA3+G)
He might humbly disagree it was a "faggy" name:
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (WI7YS)
Turn me over, I believe I am done on this side.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (2B9A/)
I guess eventually the ref can't turn his head fast enough to avoid seeing it.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: mjc at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (Pg+x7)
Ace's name is Lawrence. Did you know that?
Larry the Ewok.
Now you feel pretty dumb.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (XLMfY)
Yes, the Servants Song is very long, and poetic passage which speaks of the downtrodden and God's desire for justice and truth. I mentioned it because I frequently deal with people who feel broken and bruised and I think it is a word of encouragement in their spiritual life.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (PkVlr)
Derp. Missed that. But yup. I would demand my money back for that glass.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, of the Butte Mahons at January 13, 2020 11:43 PM (x8Wzq)
===
No Regerts!
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (Qf83p)
Ace's name is Lawrence. Did you know that?
Larry the Ewok.
Now you feel pretty dumb.
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:46 PM (Qf83p)
No more than usual.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (NWiLs)
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Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (CjFDo)
Those bumps in the earth east of the Mississippi aren't mountains. They just aren't.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (sy5kK)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:48 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (oZuI0)
Please pick up the brown courtesy phone...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 13, 2020 11:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:45 PM (KP5rU)
* * * *
Come on out, and I will do the driving. You will like it a whole lot more as a passenger!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:48 PM (fNFgo)
Lawrence was a "faggy" name:
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Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (qAR6u)
Nominally objective attention-whores that simply must inject themselves into the story.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (nfcV2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 13, 2020 11:49 PM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:50 PM (XLMfY)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 13, 2020 11:50 PM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Ignoramus at January 13, 2020 11:50 PM (XLMfY)
+++++++++++
Clemson was *probably* dead anyway, but that was some total BS. Bad, bad call.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:51 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:51 PM (Qf83p)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (Qf83p)
Let's be fair, he might have chosen snu-snu!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 13, 2020 11:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:51 PM (Qf83p)
* * * *
Whew! That's a relief! Totally blew my mental picture of the little dude.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (fNFgo)
By the end of this decade I will put a man in the women's room - Obama
By the end of this evening I will put a man in my rectum -- Bootygig
Posted by: Obligatory at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (5YikR)
I am a big chicken!
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 13, 2020 11:54 PM (a4qVe)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 13, 2020 11:54 PM (nfcV2)
College Pussy Rules!
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (5YikR)
+++++++++++++
To search engines, these are the same unless enquoted.
This a reason that Beaver College changed its name.
Search is the same as for college beaver...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:54 PM (1qrtS)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:55 PM (5YikR)
By what criteria does college pussy rule over just plain pussy?
Posted by: eleven at January 13, 2020 11:56 PM (Qf83p)
It's probably something a little more normal like David, Jimmy, or Phobus Harbinger of Doom.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 13, 2020 11:56 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: kbdabear at January 13, 2020 11:47 PM (qAR6u)
Finally some real entertainment! Thanks kbd!
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 13, 2020 11:56 PM (377Zs)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (5YikR)
I'm gonna call it a night. The new gf has decided we start a 3 day fast tomorrow. Wish me luck.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (3S5Yp)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (5YikR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
Seriously a militant homosexual activist named Buttigieg?
That's almost as funny as Barack Hussein Obama while the country is at war with Islam.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (rCwaK)
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College Pussy Rules!
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:53 PM (5YikR)
Splitter!
Posted by: RickZ at January 13, 2020 11:58 PM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Pedo Bill Clinton at January 13, 2020 11:58 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: garrett at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (5YikR)
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Don't mind me now. And thanks for the snack.
Posted by: The cat sized spider living in your crawl spaces at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:00 AM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 12:00 AM (Qf83p)
Can't have that, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 13, 2020 11:19 PM (1qrtS)
Forget it, Jack. It's Portland.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 14, 2020 12:00 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Also, you just lost your bait, unless you had two mice.
...you probably have two mice.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: The Bigger Cannibalistic Mouse in Your Garage at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 13, 2020 11:57 PM (KP5rU)
Yeah, that's some pretty lose shit.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Patrick Stewart at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: AnnaS at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (l4l/z)
...you probably have two mice.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM
Pay no attention to the buzzard in the rafters.
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (OMsf+)
PG: Get yourself one of the bent handle snow shovels, much much easier on the back!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (BiNEL)
Every play is "pass interference".
Nice job shit-refs, you fucks
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (nfcV2)
Posted by: Mayor Bootygig at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (WdocV)
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Pfffft.
Posted by: The Himalayas at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: AnnaS at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (l4l/z)
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We're gonna need a bigger vomit bucket.
Posted by: The Himalayas at January 14, 2020 12:03 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 13, 2020 11:59 PM (9Om/r)
I'm not saying it's aliens, but...it's aliens.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:04 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)
The taste of his fig chap stick
I kissed a Paki guy just to try it
I hope my Mooch don't mind it
Posted by: Barack H Obama at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (WdocV)
Posted by: AnnaS at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (l4l/z)
Kissing? Hell, one of them would be reaching for the knee pads.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (377Zs)
Posted by: eleven at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (KP5rU)
At this stage, the only option Beatoff has is to move to Portland or Berkeley.
He's never going to hold elective office in Texas.
Maybe as the parking commissioner in Austin or something, but Austin doesn't really count as Texas, does it?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (qUFPp)
The taste of his fig chap stick
I kissed a Paki guy just to try it
I hope my Mooch don't mind it
Posted by: Barack H Obama at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (WdocV)
I'm-a gonna sue somebody!!
Posted by: Katy Perry at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (1qrtS)
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That's pretty racist you know, we don't eat lesser life forms or anything gross like that. Also, don't bundle yourself in so tight tonight, it took way to long to probe you last time.
And you also have a cat sized spider in your crawlspace for the record.
Posted by: Some Alien at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (WdocV)
glad i turned that game off. when i heard pac 12 refs, fuck it, i'm out.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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They've actually called a pretty good game.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 14, 2020 12:06 AM (377Zs)
That would be the complimentary Obama Presidential Seal-Embossed Knee Pads.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (Y8PSl)
Empty Coke Can
Wire (Hagar Gauge works fine)
2 Gal of antifreeze
40" of 2 x whatever lumber.
Tsp Peanut Butter
As long as there aren't more than 50 - 100 Mice in your Garage, that will build a trap to take care of your problem.
Wire across bucket Mouth with Coke Can collapsed in the middle and threaded on it. Center the can in the middle of the bucket. Dab with Peanut Butter on the outside edges.
Fill bucket with antifreeze. Lay ramp onto bucket edge.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)
Much higher now. Meth, you know.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (nfcV2)
Posted by: logprof at January 13, 2020 11:39 PM (oZuI0)
Going to the Sun Highway.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)
During the time of the dinosaurs they were the highest mountains on earth. They're still steeper than the Rockies, IIRC.
Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (tVQUs)
Agreed, if actual shoveling is involved. The flat blade, straight handle type is good for pushing snow, but for pitching it the bent handle type with a bit of a scoop on the blade is the way to go.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (qUFPp)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:08 AM (nfcV2)
The Battle for Schloss Itter - US Army and German Whermacht soldiers versus the SS.
https://youtu.be/80ZyPeoDUqk
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (2s5VM)
...you probably have two mice.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (P1f+c)
Are you saying another mouse tried to drag it to safety?? Shit man. I was gone for a week, and there is no way for anything bigger than a mouse to get in here. I rarely get mice because the neighbors all have cats who like to use my yard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)
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The Appalachians are pimps. They could never have out-topped the Karakoarams.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (KP5rU)
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Pfffft.
Posted by: The Himalayas at January 14, 2020 12:02 AM (XVuno)
Pikers.
Posted by: Olympus Mons at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (tVQUs)
Corey Booker's rectum = __________ Highway
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
You know, if they were dragging a 10 point buck out of a field together, nobody would care.
But that rght there? On the Swing. That's too gay.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (KP5rU)
Corey Booker's rectum = __________ Highway
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
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Steve, I think an intervention is in order. We love you, man.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo
You mean the Million Dollar Highway from Ouray to Durango?
I've driven it from Ouray to Durango a couple of times.
And drove over Cottonwood Pass from Buena Vista to the other side. That was also a pretty rough road.
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:11 AM (qUFPp)
But that rght there? On the Swing. That's too gay.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR)
Its the gay trebuchet.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (9Om/r)
I was able to find a bulldozer type blade snow shovel, works great for lighter snowfalls when I can push it aside!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR)
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Too gay? NOT GAY ENOUGH!!!
Posted by: Wine Moms Everywhere at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno)
...you probably have two mice.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:01 AM (P1f+c)
Lol, there are never just one or two mice. Put poison out , if safe, or get a cat.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (Rz2Nc)
Corey Booker's rectum = Twelve Lane Highway
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Surfperch, the blanks didn't need filling at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (tVQUs)
I haven't felt this great since the last time I drank 5 double-caf Candy Cane Frappucinos in a row!!!!!
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:10 AM (5YikR)
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Too gay? NOT GAY ENOUGH!!!
Posted by: Wine Moms Everywhere at January 14, 2020 12:12 AM (XVuno)
THIS.
Posted by: Countless Gay Men Everywhere at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (tVQUs)
You just know one hand would be grabbing deer dick.
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (nfcV2)
"You're Sundance!"
'No! You're Sundance!'
(Neither one of them is Butch, btw.)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:13 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 12:14 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 12:14 AM (1qrtS)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (nfcV2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:15 AM (KP5rU)
Yep, you need an entire selection of snow shovels for best results.
Giant flat blade: good for light fluffy stuff, as you said.
Smaller flat blade: same, but for heavier snowfall.
Bent-handle scoop: when the snow needs to be thrown for some distance.
Giant ground-based scoop, the kind that sits flat on the ground and is pushed from behind with both hands: for heavy snowfalls.
Long-handled spade: for breaking up plow berms (a pickax is also useful here).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (qUFPp)
I thought it would be closer, LSU seemed to be on another plane, but Clemson had not lost in 2 years. Something had to give.
Good game, and Coach Ed O deserves the enjoyment he will be getting from his fans.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: certified thread transcriptionist at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (nfcV2)
Smaller flat blade: same, but for heavier snowfall.
Bent-handle scoop: when the snow needs to be thrown for some distance.
Giant ground-based scoop, the kind that sits flat on the ground and is pushed from behind with both hands: for heavy snowfalls.
Long-handled spade: for breaking up plow berms (a pickax is also useful here).
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Holy shit. Now I know why Eskimos have 168 words for snow.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:17 AM (XVuno)
Can I just use a flamethrower?
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 14, 2020 12:17 AM (xkSJa)
Thanks Garrett, I had no idea
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:17 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (8AONa)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (XVuno)
I won't even get into the multiple types of ice chippers. Heh.
We Alaskans take snow removal seriously.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (qUFPp)
oops.
I meant THE Ohio State University.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (sy5kK)
You should have been able to guess that from the hint :
Richard Goodstein
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (5YikR)
Corey Booker's rectum = T-Bone Highway
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:20 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:19 AM (5YikR)
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They have earned my respect then.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:20 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:20 AM (KP5rU)
oops.
I meant THE Ohio State University.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 12:18 AM (sy5kK)
To be fair if Burrows didn't have Mr. Chase the game would be a bit different.
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (a4qVe)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (XVuno)
Yep, you need an entire selection of snow shovels for best results.
Giant flat blade: good for light fluffy stuff, as you said.
Smaller flat blade: same, but for heavier snowfall.
Bent-handle scoop: when the snow needs to be thrown for some distance.
Giant ground-based scoop, the kind that sits flat on the ground and is pushed from behind with both hands: for heavy snowfalls.
Long-handled spade: for breaking up plow berms (a pickax is also useful here).
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:16 AM (qUFPp)
At home I use a tractor bucket, at lake place I use a moose blade snow plow on a Kawasaki mule. I have a shovel for the walks at each place. But, yes, different snow shovels when doing by hand is needed.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (5YikR)
I remember that the Bunker family's minister on All in the Family was named Reverend Felcher.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:21 AM (qUFPp)
Yes indeed, I'd add a small flat (6-8") blade scraper with a shovel length handle, this works great on small frozen spots of snow or ice on pavement!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If by "safety" you mean "a quiet place for dinner", yes.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (V2Yro)
If you look carefully at the piano in many episodes of south park is made by Felcher & Felcher, or Felcher & Sons....I forget which one?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (5YikR)
Between walrus, polar bears, and caribou, it's not surprising they gave up.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If by "safety" you mean "a quiet place for dinner", yes.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (P1f+c)
They do that??? Seriously??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2020 12:24 AM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Builder Berg at January 14, 2020 12:24 AM (q5XnN)
Oh, hell yeah. Rodents ain't squeamish about that shit.
Like Cannibal Bob they are.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (5YikR)
All is well
Just tired and not thinking thru the obvious
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (aA3+G)
I think this may be what we call an "ice chipper" locally. I've got a flat one and a semi-circular one. The semi-circular is better on thick/tough ice because it concentrates the force on a smaller area. On the other hand, it's slower than the flat blade, in conditions where the flat blade will do the job.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (qUFPp)
5 Gal Bucket
2 Gal of antifreeze
Fill bucket with antifreeze.
Posted by: garrett
I knew there would be no math, but you're pulling my leg, here.
(I've used this trap. It works.)
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:26 AM (P1f+c)
Like Cannibal Bob they are.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (5YikR)
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Come now. I'll bet that no rodent has ever made his own shoe,
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at January 14, 2020 12:26 AM (XVuno)
Posted by: Flatville Bill at January 14, 2020 12:27 AM (k3WO2)
The Afghani tribesmen seem like such nice people.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 14, 2020 12:27 AM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
If by "safety" you mean "a quiet place for dinner", yes.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:22 AM (P1f+c)
They do that??? Seriously??
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:23 AM (9Om/r)
Rodents are cannibalistic, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:28 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:28 AM (KP5rU)
Like Cannibal Bob they are.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:25 AM (5YikR)
Excuse me while i go burn down the garage.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:29 AM (9Om/r)
Not at all. It's how you keep the mice numbers down in a cabin / lake house / shop building where you are not around for long periods.
They run out the wire to get to the peanut butter, can rotates and they fall into the bucket and drown.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:30 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:31 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Cheribebe at January 14, 2020 12:31 AM (a4qVe)
Me: Well, some Canadians are fucking idiots, aren't they?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (qUFPp)
Notable sightings: A Batmobile clone, several General Lees, a clone of the Griswold Family Truckster, A Tupolev airboat, a Taylor Aerocar, and The Dred, Owsley Stanley's '49 Studebaker one-ton pickup that was the Grateful Dead's equipment truck for many years. It's one seriously rusty truck.
They had some woman "famous Arizona singer-songwriter" perform the National Anthem; the Emcee gave her a huge buildup, and then she sang so softly and weakly that we could scarcely hear it. Sad.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (LxWV7)
Ever seen An American Tail? Pretty sure that rodent had shoes.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU)
Very apropos for TMOTB.
When I left Chicago forever, I gave away my snow shovels, ice scrapers, calcium chloride etc etc.
Now, on the very rare days it snows on the Gulf Coast, I just stay inside until it melts. And if there is frost on the windshield (also rare) I crank the car and run the heater until it melts.
Retirement has its benefits.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (5YikR
Crocs
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:34 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:35 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:30 AM (5YikR)
I expect used motor oil would work as well as antifreeze for this purpose, and cost less. Or else use RV plumbing antifreeze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:36 AM (LxWV7)
Orgeron sounds like he's gonna show up at your door and ask for protection money.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:35 AM
Either that or asking if you have any nutria that need killin' so he can get the pelts.
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (OMsf+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (2s5VM)
Your ice chipper with the circular edge sounds very useful. The flat blade version can tend to slide over rough ice without biting in and breaking up the ice.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:38 AM (BiNEL)
Any liquid will suffice for drowning, really.
Guy who taught me it was from Northern Minnesota...so, Anti-Freeze / Washer Fluid was his go to.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:39 AM (5YikR)
berserker, use the bucket thing, or go to an old feed mill still manned
by old timing men. they will help with all rodent problems. i had a
golden. she loved killingrodents.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 14, 2020 12:33 AM (KP5rU)
Usually I don't ever see mice. I turn the garage floor into a trap minefield if I even think there is one, and most times the traps just lay there. The most I ever caught was 2, and thats only after I actually saw one, so I knew there was one to be had, and the traps never fail me. I was gone for a week and got home yesterday, so maybe the little bastards are a new arrival.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:39 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:38 AM (BiNEL)
The "ice chipper with a circular edge" may not be an ice chipper, but a lawn edger.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: yop at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (nqhkI)
Me: Well, some Canadians are fucking idiots, aren't they?
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:32 AM (qUFPp)
Canknuckleheads.
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: mikeski
Not at all.
Posted by: garrett
...I was just funnin' on "filling" a 5 gallon bucket with 2 gallons of something.
I've used that trap, with plain water. Because I'm (a) cheap, and (2) a cruel bastard who would rather that the mice invading my space drown slowly.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:41 AM (5YikR)
I've seen them being used to butcher whales, also.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:42 AM (qUFPp)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vzftuqp
No cats were harmed in the making of this video.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 12:43 AM (EJbIh)
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division
Rodents are cannibalistic, yes.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
They generally won't kill each other unless they're starving, but they do eat their dead. Carrion smells attracting predators, or something. Not sure how something with 9 neurons figured that out, but beings with fewer get into Congress...
All rodents do this, as far as I know. It was a great lesson in the circle of life when the hamsters we had in grade school science class ate all their babies. They seemed less cute after that.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at January 14, 2020 12:45 AM (aA41U)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (LxWV7)
Sure sounds similar, but my lawn edger doesn't seem to have the weight to do the job well, but I will try it next time I have ice.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:45 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (P1f+c)
Less cute and more like Democrats?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 14, 2020 12:46 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 12:40 AM (Y8PSl)
Meh. It's NPR. They found some muzzies and Leftards to interview. It's what they do. Myself, I expect that few, if any, of the "canadians" killed on the plane were native-born, and that those who were, they were second-generation Iranians, raised as Iranians. And probably all friendly to the current mullahcracy, since I doubt the regime allows those it perceives to be enemies to come and go freely.
All in all, no loss to Canada, and possibly a net benefit, if any of the goat-fuckers were on welfare.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:47 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:44 AM (P1f+c)
Yup. Years ago one of my kids had 2 pet mice in a cage. One day there were 1 and 1/2 mice.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 12:47 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2020 12:48 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Bert G, Installing an Air Raid Siren on his Cowbell at January 14, 2020 12:37 AM (OMsf+)
The state pays $4 per tail. Really.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2020 12:49 AM (TLxpZ)
Only band ever that could work the phrase "plus ca change, plus c'est la meme chose" into a hard rock anthem and make it work, brilliantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2020 12:48 AM (xSo9G)
And it would be a crime to use good booze.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:50 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Time to move to Louisiana! Can't get no tail for $4 around here.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:51 AM (P1f+c)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 14, 2020 12:49 AM (TLxpZ)
High-quality tail runs a little more.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 12:51 AM (LxWV7)
How do you think they make Cobra Whiskey without fresh bait?
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:51 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Fun fact: the val-u-rite version of this trap was the prototype for The Barrel.
Posted by: mikeski at January 14, 2020 12:52 AM (P1f+c)
That's like 3 live Dead tunes.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:52 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: Robert Reich at January 14, 2020 12:52 AM (9TP5X)
The one I have is virtually identical to the flat blade, other than blade shape. About a 5-6' handle, like a long shovel.
I'd guess they probably sharpen them up a lot more when they're using them for butchering whales. No point in putting a fine edge on something you're just going to be bashing into concrete.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at January 14, 2020 12:54 AM (qUFPp)
Europeon wine? You ass clowns have one of the greatest wine making regions in the world 30 miles away.
Pretentious assbags.
I hope they and their idiot clientele move to Europe so they can get all the wine they want.
Until sharia takes over completely. No booze then.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 13, 2020 10:52 PM (Tt761)
Odds are they decant those glasses from 2 buck Chuck bottles to the idiots that order European wines on the West Coast. Even in lefty Portland.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 12:54 AM (EJbIh)
If you forget, you will eventually bend it and weaken it prematurely.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:56 AM (5YikR)
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:56 AM (5YikR)
Now you tell me.
Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 14, 2020 12:59 AM (LxWV7)
turned into the Rush/Neil Peart tribute channel. Listened to it while
driving on the Interstate last night, remembered once again that Rush is
one of the very few bands that I can happily listen to for 2 1/2 hours
straight.
Only band ever that could work the phrase "plus ca change, plus
c'est la meme chose" into a hard rock anthem and make it work,
brilliantly.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 12:50 AM (V2Yro)
I was a huge RUSH head, I still am, but not really for anything after the moving pictures album. Too much of a change for me. I liked the older stuff more. I still play the shit out of that stuff. Its my only real departure from metal, well besides classical. I promised myself to dig out the rush gear and have a rush fest once I got back. Tomorrow maybe.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 12:59 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 12:54 AM (EJbIh)
How much 2 buck Chuck could a woodchuck chug if a woodchuck had cash?
Posted by: RickZ at January 14, 2020 01:00 AM (Y8PSl)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 14, 2020 01:05 AM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 14, 2020 01:06 AM (tVQUs)
Posted by: mjc at January 14, 2020 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)
Perhaps not that high, but Alps and Rockies high during the Ordovician Period, 480 Million years ago. Back then fishes were just evolving and animals had not hit the land.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 01:09 AM (EJbIh)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at January 14, 2020 12:07 AM (1qrtS)
This is so. Lovely stuff, only somewhat crazy twisty and drop-offy.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 01:11 AM (EJbIh)
If you forget, you will eventually bend it and weaken it prematurely.
Posted by: garrett at January 14, 2020 12:56 AM (5YikR)
When I lived in Chicago I found a scraper made from a slightly bent piece of lucite about an 1/8 inch thick. Never bent, could be used as an ice pick even on ice as thick as it was or more.
Loved that thing.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 14, 2020 01:19 AM (EJbIh)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:23 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Summer of Love at January 14, 2020 01:33 AM (FJrl0)
since none of his commercials let him talk. Like he is hiding.. What a coward unlike me my son ' where is Hunter?'.
Posted by: Joe Biden's son ' where's Hunte?r' at January 14, 2020 01:37 AM (VKyuK)
This is so. Lovely stuff, only somewhat crazy twisty and drop-offy.
Posted by: Oldcat
------
I assure you, we have much more interesting roads in these parts (W. NC).
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 14, 2020 01:41 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Lurking Slacker at January 14, 2020 01:42 AM (hkCNq)
Posted by: Splunge at January 13, 2020 10:28 PM (dOV9E)
Ask Jewels. Although there'd probably be a significant surcharge for the topic.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 14, 2020 01:43 AM (qyH+l)
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 01:48 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Jim at January 14, 2020 01:50 AM (QzJWU)
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 01:58 AM (RuIsu)
last night they played the entire 20 minute first side of 2112 - that is just magnificent, one of the best album sides ever. And I will always think that the closing lines are the best ending of any album side, ever! but that's the nerdy high school boy in me peeking out.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 01:23 AM (V2Yro)
I listened to that same side early am yesterday; I even quoted some lyrics from it on JJ's EMT.
"Cite 'em some lyrics, dude!"
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 14, 2020 02:00 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 14, 2020 02:05 AM (+JS0o)
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:09 AM (RuIsu)
His assisted living home wants to get him a basket of Valentine's Day cards. Go ahead an send one to this hero at:
Operation Valentine
ATTN: Hold for Maj Bill White, USMC (Ret)
The Oaks at Inglewood
6725 Inglewood Ave
Stockton, CA 95207
Posted by: Sock Monkey...pluralism is dead at January 14, 2020 02:14 AM (9TP5X)
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:09 AM (RuIsu)
A despot that sucks dick all day
he cuts down trees, eats dicks for lunch
kneels in the lavatory
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 02:18 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:24 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: Miklos, With just enough whisky left at January 14, 2020 02:55 AM (QzkSJ)
he cuts down trees, eats dicks for lunch
kneels in the lavatory
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
Needs some serious bass, and a half assed OK drummer.
But I like it.
Posted by: DJ Miklos, broadcasting from South of the Border at January 14, 2020 03:04 AM (QzkSJ)
What's left of my right brain immediately headed off to the Cheese Shop.
I'm feeling a bit peckish.
Posted by: klaftern at January 14, 2020 02:24 AM (RuIsu)
Yeah, you can't leave lyrics lying around unfinished while I'm around. lol
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 14, 2020 03:05 AM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 03:09 AM (B06Zw)
Buttigieg and Beto. Where will they wind up?
Probably on the radio. Buttigieg may run for something again a couple of years from now.
That's how I sees it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:11 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads
The kids say its danceable.
Posted by: Don "Mikos" Cornelius, with the Soul Train at January 14, 2020 03:12 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
*hits random black keys, claims that it's Welsh*
Posted by: Evil Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:14 AM (QzkSJ)
To Hell with YouTube and DLive.
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:16 AM (Ckg4U)
I wonder if the the Ol Marine hero would like a a antifa puke to
cattle prod instead of a valentine... I know I would..
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 03:19 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:19 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Not so Evil Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:23 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:28 AM (Ckg4U)
*not as Biden*
About 60 seconds before Slap arrived after a time, I thought
1) Slap? Long time
2) I thought, If i had an extra liver, I would give it.
Posted by: N ot so Evil Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:29 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:29 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:30 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C.
Mama Miklos also crazy. And being sued, what I'm gonna do.
Lawd almighty
Posted by: Good Son Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:32 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at January 14, 2020 03:33 AM (a4EWo)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C., Slapweasel Industries at January 14, 2020 03:33 AM (Ckg4U)
Posted by: Slapweasel, H.M.F.I.C.
I would have posted that before you, but I was correcting typos.
*c'est la vie*
Posted by: Good Son Miklos at January 14, 2020 03:35 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Miklos, Content at January 14, 2020 03:37 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:42 AM (Jzz++)
*hits random black keys, claims that it's Welsh*
Posted by: Evil Miklos
=======
It's Welsh for "First!"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 03:42 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:46 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Insom is a lawyer.
Pounce at your own risk.
Posted by: Miklos, of Counsel at January 14, 2020 03:46 AM (QzkSJ)
Just like every other non felon.
All though that behavior used to be felonious.
Now he is a monk
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:49 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Ha! Welsh for "first" is "Cllywwynndddllywwy".
I know, because the pubs just opened, And I called and asked.
Posted by: Miklos ap Mikosyllywwyddlyyl at January 14, 2020 03:50 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:50 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:51 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:52 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
What you need is Florida lawyer who never sleeps, with a seriously negative attitude, and a Nurse girlfriend who has "access".
Posted by: Miklos, Generally Counselling at January 14, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Baldy at January 14, 2020 03:57 AM (OLCH5)
Isn't that what all of us want?
Instead I don't sleep and I have fond memories of nurses past.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 03:59 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog
You and Bob Dole both. Also that McCain SOB
Posted by: Bob Dole at January 14, 2020 04:01 AM (QzkSJ)
On further reflection
I hope they haven't passed and may still be nurses. Either way they or I have moved on
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:01 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:04 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:04 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tbfxb93
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
https://tinyurl.com/tjfqh5v
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:06 AM (mpXpK)
Posted by: Miklos form Saxe Gotha South Carolina at January 14, 2020 04:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Ms Markle's English ascendancy has to violate the terms of that treaty
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:09 AM (Jzz++)
IN HOC SIGNO VIC
Rain here in central SC.
Hope you got better.
Posted by: Miklos form Saxe Gotha South Carolina at January 14, 2020 04:08 AM (QzkSJ)
Its been raining here for a solid week.
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:10 AM (mpXpK)
Didn't want to get up
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:10 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:11 AM (Jzz++)
It's late and I must t9gu5ky0tgw4t[.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 04:13 AM (13CQC)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Hmm
I know something about dual citizenship.
Hmmm
Posted by: Miklos with Eagle on the passport at January 14, 2020 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 14, 2020 04:13 AM (13CQC)
That's pretty much how i feel
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 04:15 AM (NmxNk)
Better or worse than dual carburetors?
I've got to get out of California.
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:17 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia
Fe'ch condemnir i gargle eich addunedau eich hun\
For the lazy peoples, "You are condemned to gargle your own vowels"
Posted by: Miklos in the Mornin' at January 14, 2020 04:18 AM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Pete Bog at January 14, 2020 04:19 AM (Jzz++)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:26 AM (ZCEU2)
I feel hungover without the benefit of having enjoyed any alchohol. Somehow, that is just not right.
Mornin', all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 04:29 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 04:32 AM (MkAqo)
Good morning!
Posted by: Gooshy at January 14, 2020 04:33 AM (cAXWm)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 04:55 AM (ZCEU2)
Right now I'm grabbing toast out of the toaster. Peanut butter toast on the run, for the win.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 04:57 AM (NmxNk)
I hope you used a fork so you wouldn't burn your fingers....
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:00 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 05:02 AM (NmxNk)
peanut butter toast is a Good Thing.
Posted by: Gooshy at January 14, 2020 05:06 AM (cAXWm)
Posted by: Citizen of Bureaustan at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ldmQR)
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it.
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Better go start another long day in a week of long days ahead.
Hope yours includes some sunshine.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 14, 2020 05:08 AM (NmxNk)
Posted by: The Left at January 14, 2020 05:08 AM (ldmQR)
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:12 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 14, 2020 05:20 AM (cFGYm)
Have a great day horde
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:36 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: Eromero at January 14, 2020 05:41 AM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 05:47 AM (tT0V4)
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it.
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Bacon?
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 05:54 AM (ghFVE)
uncoherced sex for sale.
yep folks their betting some "relaxation" will make you forget allthe new tax's and gun grabbing coming your way...
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:56 AM (MkAqo)
Posted by: beanervt at January 14, 2020 05:58 AM (MkAqo)
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it.
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Bacon?
Posted by: m
Lobster ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 05:58 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:08 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:09 AM (bd376)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:10 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:11 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Have leftover mashys I was going to make a potato cake withbut couldn't decide what to have with it.
Posted by: Skip at January 14, 2020 05:07 AM (ZCEU2)
Bacon?
Posted by: m
Of course. We're not savages.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:12 AM (bd376)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Okaaaaayyyyyy........
Are we to guess what they are, like Jeopardy ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:12 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:13 AM (bd376)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:13 AM (arJlL)
Who won the College Championship? I am over the NFL, and don't care about basketball, hockey, baseball, synchronized swimming, the Olympics, soccer, ...
But I will do my best to put your other requests into motion.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:14 AM (u82oZ)
Well, we're still working on a crackerjack loaf of cinnamon swirl bread, with raisins, that I baked late last week. I baked it in a pullman pan, so all the slices are perfectly square, and sliced very thinly.
Just doing my part to get the post count up to 987.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Poster Bygone's daughter is having seizures, Has brain tumor, will have surgery mid January . I wasn't told when so I'm that is, so I'm noting it today, Bygone asked for prayers that all or most of the tumor be removed, for skill and wisdom for the doctors, that there be no complications and for divine healing.
Also, continued prayer for Old Dog in MO's wife, who thankfully this last time, got out of the hospital ,sooner than expected, but is in need of healing. Also, be with the family in the midst and this difficult journey with a loved one with cancer.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:16 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Okaaaaayyyyyy........
Are we to guess what they are, like Jeopardy ?
Posted by: JT
Oh. I'm sorry. We needed that in the form of a question.
"What are the prayer notes?" "What are the prayer notes?"
Next contestant?
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:16 AM (bd376)
Thank you for your links. Much appreciated. Hope you are doing well, and got the meds you need.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:18 AM (u82oZ)
Anyhow..........
rick, Salty.
And the rest of you reprobates.
Fen exempted, of course.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (L3Rsz)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
Well, we're still working on a crackerjack loaf of cinnamon swirl bread, with raisins, that I baked late last week. I baked it in a pullman pan, so all the slices are perfectly square, and sliced very thinly.
Just doing my part to get the post count up to 987.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:14 AM (L3Rsz)
Good job.
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:20 AM (ghFVE)
thing I have to do tomorrow, I need to get it sent to Oregon Muse by tonight. Thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:21 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:21 AM (L3Rsz)
We finally are deep in winter, with ice coated trees and prairie grass. Today is the last warm day, as it gets down to 5℉ tomorrow.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:22 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:23 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: lizabth
That's possible, if JJ falls down the well again, and we have to wake up Lassie.
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:23 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:12 AM (arJlL)
You're a funny guy. You could always pray for the healing of my computer.
,Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:24 AM (WI7YS)
May you and yours be supported in the manner you support others.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:19 AM (u82oZ)
=============
Amen to that.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:24 AM (Z9spM)
https://victorygirlsblog.com/the-problem-with-indulging-stupidity/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:25 AM (tT0V4)
https://tinyurl.com/tbfxb93
Posted by: Vic at January 14, 2020 04:05 AM (mpXpK)
Salami Dead and Tesla at $500
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:26 AM (L3Rsz)
Temps and ice like that make me glad that all we do here is dodge bullets.
Do be careful out there.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:26 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:28 AM (Z9spM)
Out vile demons of silicon! I cast you out of the circuit boards into the outer darkness of the electric cord.
Resistance is futile below 0.00001 OHM.
May the power inherent in the God of the Universe, who sees and commands all, heal FenelonSpoke's computer, so that she may spread the Good Word without issue or trouble.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:29 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Hmm
I know something about dual citizenship.
Hmmm
Posted by: Miklos with Eagle on the passport at January 14, 2020 04:14 AM (QzkSJ)
What a stupid idea. You are either a Texan or a Okie. From Ohio or Indiana.
Pick a side and run with it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:29 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:30 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: lizabth
That's possible, if JJ falls down the well again, and we have to wake up Lassie.
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:23 AM (arJlL)
My lil sister would start crying the minute the song came on.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:30 AM (JFO2v)
Marta Hernandez over at VictoryGirls has a really nice, almost AtC level rant about idiots who demand attention.
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I love their Churchill quote over there, "Victory at all costs....". Puts things into the proper perspective.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:31 AM (Z9spM)
30 unfortunate lower pay grade folk have been arrested by the regime, so far.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:32 AM (tT0V4)
It's a day ending in Y here in the core of the nation. Keeps the homeless in California, so it's not nothing.
Maryland and Virginia all get bigger snows in the winter. And it does not grind on here like around Misanthropic Humanitarian and other northern state denizens.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
Picard sucking and his buttboy Riker felching reflects the world of Hollywood and DC.
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 14, 2020 06:33 AM (Tnijr)
What is GOD's favourite TIPPLE the nectar of the gods
you say,bet it is an amazing Moonshine served chilled with FULL DEMOCRAT HEARTS.....
Satan has the Tequilla franchise.
Posted by: saf at January 14, 2020 06:34 AM (5IHGB)
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Tell us about the time you met John Jay, Vic!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:34 AM (Z9spM)
Think about the great privilege and responsibility God has laid on us through prayer. If we are to be co-workers with Him in the fulfillment of His will, prayer must be a constant practice., It is not enough to pray for what we want or what we would like. Our prayer must be a kind of grace filled labor to bring our desires in line with God's desires, so that His will be done "on earth as it is in heaven". This is a foretaste of our heavenly life, and it is our highest privilege as His Children while we are still on this earth.
Dr Henry Foster-19th century Christian and doctor who ha d a sanitarium for ministers, teachers and missionaries in Clifton Springs, NY (Finger Lakes region) He gave spiritual talks to the patients as well which are collected in a book Called "Life Secrets"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (u82oZ)
https://tinyurl.com/w7ulber
it gives away the farm, the cows, two daughters, and a goat to be named
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (JFO2v)
Picard has a blond wig, and walks with a clanking pair?
The good guys win?
I mean....what exactly are we talking here, Pat?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 14, 2020 06:37 AM (WI7YS)
Kind of like the Mandalorian and Star Wars, honestly.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2020 06:37 AM (ycWCI)
We have been surrounded by extraordinary beauty this winter. A blessing, for sure.
And our power only went out once, so we are living the life.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:37 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Ugh. If it keeps up here, I'll be mowing by February.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:38 AM (MjyI6)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
The original title was "I'm a Banana, YOU'RE a Banana"
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:40 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:40 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 14, 2020 06:41 AM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Pete Bog
Hmm
I know something about dual citizenship.
Hmmm
Posted by: Miklos with Eagle on the passport
It's not so much dual citizenship as "Titles of nobility" which the Constitution forbids.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 06:41 AM (MjyI6)
And no power loses, praised-be.
Posted by: lizabth at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (L3Rsz)
May your day be wonderful.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (oVJmc)
Wouldn't that presuppose that he actually gets the nomination? I kind of doubt it. Although, what the hell do I know? The world is mad.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (Z9spM)
https://twitter.com/KristenOrthman
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Huck Follywood
Captain Hate is older than Vic; but I don't think he's up yet.
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 06:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 06:43 AM (oVJmc)
Pete and Chasten sitting in a tree
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:45 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 14, 2020 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
That is something that AoSHq does so well.
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:46 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: DB at January 14, 2020 06:46 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (Z9spM)
RBG has been there since 1993. 3 times longer.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
It will suck worse than Wesley running a Hoover in a black hole.
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 14, 2020 06:49 AM (Tnijr)
'Wokefully Ignorant"
I liked it
So I stole it.
You can steal it too.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:50 AM (tT0V4)
oh
and
ORANGEMANBADERER
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: a rutabaga, music critic, and renowned scientist at January 14, 2020 06:49 AM (Tnijr)
The sad part is that this will probably not be hyperbole. More like tragic understatement.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at January 14, 2020 06:51 AM (ycWCI)
PS: It can still pass! We just need fourteen more states.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:52 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)
Describe about 75% of women in USA. And about 45% of men.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
I've seen this many places, now; good one:
Woko Ono
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:55 AM (ghFVE)
Cardi, 3rd or 4th grade would be a good place for you.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (tT0V4)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (hx3Q8)
https://twitter.com/KristenOrthman
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:44 AM (ghFVE)
"In response to a great deal of questions we've had today," the communications director says. "A great deal of questions."
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:56 AM (ghFVE)
The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb
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Oh lord, is it ever. Unbelievable. She can't even write a coherent sentence.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (Z9spM)
Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)
He read her Prescription Inserts for Prozac and Oxy over the phone.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
920 I wonder of Corey and Rosario are finished with their Comfort Canoodling.
Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)
At least he now can step away from the myth of him being fiercely heterosexual. Well done, good and faithful servant!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Baltimore City Board of education at January 14, 2020 06:58 AM (tT0V4)
The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb
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Oh lord, is it ever. Unbelievable. She can't even write a coherent sentence.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (Z9spM)
And her avatar. And the photo at the top of the Twitter page. Unbelievably lame.
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 06:58 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Baltimore City Board of education at January 14, 2020 07:01 AM (tT0V4)
920 I wonder of Corey and Rosario are finished with their Comfort Canoodling.
Had to be devastating for him to find that Democrats are just not that into him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 06:54 AM (tT0V4)
At least he now can step away from the myth of him being fiercely heterosexual. Well done, good and faithful servant!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 06:57 AM (pNxlR)
My guess is about 3/4 of people do care care where you stick you dic or what you do with your vajayjay. But my guess is that 9/10 people do not really believe Pete and Chasten are married.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:05 AM (tT0V4)
https://preview.tinyurl.com/tc9v84h
"Keefe and her communications director, Kristen Orthman, select a hue for her every morning, trying to suit her scheduled events. ("Usually one of her first questions is 'What color do we think today?'" Keefe says.)"
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (ghFVE)
There you go. In conclusion: Greta's father is obviously an idiot publicity hound.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:07 AM (arJlL)
There you go. In conclusion: Greta's father is obviously an idiot publicity hound.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (Z9spM)
He is as much a moon-faced climate golem as his repugnant spawn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:09 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:09 AM (tT0V4)
There you go. In conclusion: Greta's father is obviously an idiot publicity hound.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:06 AM (Z9spM)
He is as much a moon-faced climate golem as his repugnant spawn.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:09 AM (pNxlR)
moon moon-faced
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:11 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Miklos, Generally Counselling at January 14, 2020 03:54 AM (QzkSJ)
Working on the attitude. There will be occasional relapses though...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:13 AM (NWiLs)
930 926 908
The Twitter account of Elizabeth Warren's communications director is dumb
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Oh lord, is it ever. Unbelievable. She can't even write a coherent sentence.
Mothers-in-law can be demanding, even to the point of insisting that you do humiliating things. Elizabeth, Mother-in-Law of the U.S. (MILOTUS), is no different.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:14 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Diesel Jones at January 14, 2020 07:16 AM (0CeRG)
Now they're moving into the stage where the act is getting old, and the money is starting to dry up, and so the accusations get wilder and more personal, more directed. (ie, Federer) This works, at first, but like a drug, they have to do more and more, and eventually everyone decides well, this was just more Witchery, and To the Stake with ye!
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 07:16 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Always
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:07 AM
---
Doing my bit for the stuggle.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:17 AM (JUOKG)
G'mornin' everyone !
28 degrees, looks like we got a couple inches of snow overnight.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 14, 2020 07:17 AM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 07:18 AM (B06Zw)
Big
Intimidating.
Haven't blowed nuthin' up, yet....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:18 AM (tT0V4)
wait for it
wait
wait
https://tinyurl.com/ut44t4a
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
Always
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:07 AM
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Doing my bit for the stuggle.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:17 AM (JUOKG)
Viva la 1000 Comment People's Front!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 14, 2020 07:19 AM (NWiLs)
Still some good writings.
https://moonbattery.com
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:19 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2020 07:20 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2020 07:20 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 14, 2020 07:20 AM (UUBmN)
wait for it .."
You are not a nice person.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:21 AM (tT0V4)
Send Greta and all her fans there with no iPhones and no wifi. See what they really think.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:21 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 14, 2020 07:16 AM (V2Yro)
Her father is no different from any other adult up to no good who hides behind a child as a shield. And his/her crowd of followers plays right along: "How dare you challenge her, she is a special needs child!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:21 AM (pNxlR)
The people who want you to see themselves naked,
are not the people that you want to see naked.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:22 AM (tT0V4)
are not the people that you want to see naked.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
I'll look though...just in case
Posted by: Bruce at January 14, 2020 07:23 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:24 AM (arJlL)
No, seriously. Leftists like to create unassailable spokespeople - autistic child, Gold Star parents, pitiable refugees.
And Trump assails the unassailable. He revels in it.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:24 AM (ZfRYq)
are not the people that you want to see naked.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
On German nude beaches this is true.
Italian ones however....
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:25 AM (ZfRYq)
Viva la 1000 Comment People's Front!
Comrades! For too long the forces of expediency have opposed our goal on pleasing our goddess, Millennia! But no more! See, she is in our sight and, now, nearly in our grasp! Strive comrades, strive! Let our reward be her warm embrace!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:25 AM (pNxlR)
No, seriously. Leftists like to create unassailable spokespeople - autistic child, Gold Star parents, pitiable refugees.
And Trump assails the unassailable. He revels in it.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:24 AM (ZfRYq)
Which we see (coorrectly!) as him being not prejudiced: he's interested in the "idea," not the identity politics.
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM
And.....if we don't make it, Heidi Lilly will sit on our laps forever !
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: The Front for the Liberation of the People's Comments at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (B06Zw)
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:27 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:29 AM (tT0V4)
I'll say this once: Packers v Chiefs in the Super Bowl, thereby repeating the Super Bowl I pairing.
Andy Reid will make it the Time Out Bowl, because that's how he rolls.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:29 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (cEsBM)
Regardless, Bernie is getting savaged, and the impeachment trial is going to cut off his mike.
Note this helps Biden and Buttigieg.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:31 AM (arJlL)
https://pjmedia.com/instapundit/354668/
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:32 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:32 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4)
Big
Intimidating.
Haven't blowed nuthin' up, yet....
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
*fistbump
Wife is wanting to experiment with the Ninja Foodie.
Pot roast.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (bd376)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:34 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:34 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
"We put the 'fun' in 'illiterate'!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:30 AM (pNxlR)
heh
Posted by: m at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (ghFVE)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (ZCiJZ)
Long ones, hopefully.
Seriously, Dems, carve each other up.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL)
I can haz free nippls
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM
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Magic 8 ball says yes!
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (bd376)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America
Isn't it ALWAYS morning somewhere ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (arJlL)
How sane and intelligent and rational feminists are.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 14, 2020 07:36 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: v at January 14, 2020 07:37 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:37 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at January 14, 2020 07:37 AM (Z9spM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (ZCiJZ)
JJ is nood
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 14, 2020 07:38 AM (hx3Q8)
984 WTF was Ms. Lilly thinking when she posted those pics on the web ?
Posted by: JT at January 14, 2020 07:35 AM (arJlL)
"Somewhere out there is my Mr. / Ms. Right and this, THIS, will draw that person to me!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:39 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:39 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
You're an idiot.
Congratulations!!! You made it!
Posted by: Bozo Conservative....outlaw in America at January 14, 2020 07:40 AM (ZCiJZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 14, 2020 07:33 AM (tT0V4)
Went well
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 14, 2020 07:41 AM (cEsBM)
... and, just like a community organizer's resume is padded with trivial "accomplishments", so, too, the ONT staggered over the 1000 comments line.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 14, 2020 07:41 AM (pNxlR)
However, I remain amazed at the sheer incompetence of the media, including the local media, in reporting this. AND that the pro 2A organizations are not filling in the gap here.
Because the defeat of the bill is hinky. Every Democrat on the committee voted against it. Every Republican on the committee voted to...abstain.
WTAF? There is a little bit of detail in local media saying there was some argument about whether the bill could be "dismissed" from committee, and that the Republicans said that the deadline had passed for dismissal and that is why they voted to abstain. That is a teasing amount of info. What actually happened? No one seems interested in telling us.
Why would the Dems want to dismiss it? Why wouldn't the Republicans? These seem at odds with the political winds, so as Ayn Rand says, check your premises.
I think it is something like this - that the bill may not have had enough votes to pass the committee with all Dem votes And that if the bill is defeated in committee, it can't be brought up again in the committee this session. But having been dismissed, it can be brought back.
I am not sure on that, but I seem to recall something like that in the emergency session on guns that Northam called when the General Assembly was still controlled by Republicans.
But anyway, this seems like actual news that actual people would want to actually know.
Posted by: blaster at January 14, 2020 07:45 AM (ZfRYq)
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Torments in Dog-Hell
The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)