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How To Talk To Your Children About Epstein Not Killing Himself

This is actually from last July, but it's new to me, and maybe worth a new look given the photos of Bill Clinton and Ghislaine Maxwell.



That was posted in reply to a thread postulating that Jeffrey Epstein set out to combine his two hobbies of sex with children and making a lot of money via blackmail.

I don't think that's a novel theory that needs much explication -- at least, not by this late date -- but if you're interested, you can read the thread here.

The (somewhat) interesting part is that "investments" into Epstein's "companies" were really just blackmail payments disguised as "investments." But that seems a bit obvious at this point too.

Speaking of sexual improprieties, Charlie Rose has attempted a modified limited hang-out in response to #MeToo allegations against him, which is strange, because it was a modified limited hang-out that got him into trouble (allegedly!) in the first place.

Rose admitted in the deposition, filed in the Supreme Court of the state of New York in Manhattan as part of the suit brought against him by the three former CBS News employees, that he has had romantic relationships with women he worked with over the span of his 45-year career, and told lawyers that he now realizes why they those relationships were "inappropriate."

"I'm saying inappropriate because the fact that I had relationships with people in the workplace over those 45 years and you know, we have now come to understand and appreciate and had by then that romantic relationships or intimacies were not appropriate in the workplace," he said, adding, "you know, because there was [power imbalance]," according to the deposition. Rose declined to go into detail about the specifics of those relationships, including names.

In addition, Rose admitted to compromising Paul Krugman's IP and downloading the uncensored version of Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam to his computer, cell phone, and iPad.

No but really, this seems to follow the pattern of admitting just enough to sound contrite, while not admitting anything you'd be permanently ejected from The Guild for.

Of course, there's always the possibility that these allegations are trumped up.

Not really enough for a post, so here's some boob humor.


Posted by: Ace at 07:02 PM




Comments

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1 Fist!

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 07:02 PM (Y4EXg)

2 Intentionally delaying my post

Posted by: REDACTED at January 08, 2020 07:03 PM (rpxSz)

3 What if there was a boobie thread, and nobody came?

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 08, 2020 07:03 PM (k4dH2)

4 I nooded.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 07:03 PM (Y4EXg)

5 What if there was a boobie thread, and nobody came?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer

--

That would be proof positive that we were all dead.

Clearly.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 07:04 PM (Y4EXg)

6 Looks like that girl is of the Tribe.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:05 PM (90T4r)

7 >>>2 Intentionally delaying my post


what post?

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

8 where is everyone

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:06 PM (U7k5w)

9 Redacted, did you do a post on "Economic Buzzwords"?

Should that be posted today?

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:06 PM (PbpT7)

10 what post?
Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:05 PM (PbpT7)

Well he hasn't posted it yet.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:06 PM (U7voe)

11 Somebody say boobs?

Posted by: Weasel at January 08, 2020 07:06 PM (MVjcR)

12 Margins blown? Or is it just displaying funny on my laptop?

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (2B9A/)

13
Oh my G-d! I laughed out loud at that and then gasped.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (zBaqJ)

14 (.Y.)

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (U7voe)

15 Boob Humor? On a smart military blog? Where's the beef?

Posted by: frewked at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (Tnijr)

16 the red haired one with the star of david looks like she could be one of the vampire hookers in Bordello of Blood (and I mean that as a compliment)

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (PbpT7)

17 Nice Star of David on the woman in the video

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (U7k5w)

18 I am here with you ace. To the bitter end. Has anyone noticed that Chelsea Darling is heavily endowed up top. So 2 redeeming features I guess.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (90T4r)

19
Mis tetas ein berliner.

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (JI/0U)

20 8
where is everyone

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:06 PM (U7k5w)

Trying to determine how someone compromised their IP addresses and downloaded a whole 3 minutes and 50 seconds of busty lesbian porn.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (1CjJc)

21 Bubble headed boobie!

Posted by: Dr. Zachary Smith at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (aKsyK)

22 Just wanted to announce that I'll be the new pitchman for Subway.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:07 PM (2N7oZ)

23 Oops off fweaky sock

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (Tnijr)

24 Finally!

Posted by: Boobehs Forever at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (ZFAKZ)

25 6 Looks like that girl is of the Tribe.
Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:05 PM (90T4r)


Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (zBaqJ)

26 Oh, and I like the PC Many Colors of Bennetton Pedo Primer.
It takes a village to groom the moppets, I guess.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (90T4r)

27 Sometimes daddies enjoy loving other daddies' little girls and boys.

Don't tell Mommy because she gets jealous,

Posted by: Every Pedo Dem at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (ptqGC)

28 So, I grabbed a little mish here and there. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Chuck Rose at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (EgshT)

29 Rose's statement is weaselly bullshit, trying to buy his way out of getting caught.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (CDGwz)

30 Hey Paul come over here and let's talk about girls.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

31 What was the name of that hot girl on The Partridge Family...?

no, not Laurie Partridge. She's a little used up.

I mean Tracy Partridge.

Just hitting her prime!!!!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (PbpT7)

32 Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam

Wow, that's a real thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U0SGLTDEfk

Listen to it without watching it.

"just stretch out, you should feel it all through here"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

33 For people who wonder how Chelsea can make so much money, her innate talent at ignoring crap certainly would be in high demand.

Posted by: Disappointed WW III Non-Draftee A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (cfSRQ)

34 lmao at the video!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (dUJdY)

35 20: Oh, come on, it was funny. And I'm an elderly ette.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (U7k5w)

36
The Nation of Islam deplores the Jews. But in her case they'll make an exception...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (zBaqJ)

37 The little ones smell so fresh.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (Tnijr)

38
Yeah, Chelsea. What about your daddy violently raping Juanita Broaddrick? Something tells me Princess has gotten a lot of her status and money to stay contented and loyal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (GgGQj)

39 Willowed.

374 I wouldn't be surprised to hear they find Krugman hanging from a doorknob soon.

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (/g8Me)

40 >>>Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.


she was going to bake me a pot

Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)

41 Epstein didn't blackmail himself.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (l3+k2)

42 Waitin' for the Times to clear me.


Any day now.

Posted by: Paul Krugman, HACKED at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (ptqGC)

43 And Rose is an idiot.

He is saying that all dating at work is bad, and always has been.

He is admitting that past conduct must now be retroactively judged by todays PC crap.

DON'T do it! Its a TRAP!

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (NgKpN)

44 40 >>>Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.


she was going to bake me a pot
Posted by: Eric "Otter" Stratton at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (PbpT7)



Actually, she reminds me of Dean Friedman's "Ariel."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)

45 32 Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam

Wow, that's a real thing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1U0SGLTDEfk

Listen to it without watching it.

"just stretch out, you should feel it all through here"
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (yQpMk)

"Teen Steem". Is this like a Gwenyth Paltrow thing?

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (90T4r)

46 Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (zBaqJ)

---
You too? Wow, she got around.

Posted by: Disappointed WW III Non-Draftee A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (cfSRQ)

47 I would tithe to support a vigilante anti pedo death squad

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (G546f)

48 That children's book is Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (PLCcj)

49
I have not seen any mention of Krugman in any of the real news sites like Breitbart and PJ Media.

Hmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)

50 That book cover...OMG

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (NWiLs)

51 Ace, did you own the Alyssa Milano video?

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

52 Late to Ace. Work.


Tell me, please, that somebody constructured a "Former Enron Advisor and current pedophile" tag in the Former Enron Advisor and Current Pedophile Paul Krugman thread.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (eejWd)

53
I didn't want to watch the vid. Now I'm glad I did.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (GgGQj)

54 35
20: Oh, come on, it was funny. And I'm an elderly ette.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:09 PM (U7k5w)

It was funny. The joke was after getting turned on by boob PSA, morons went out on the net to finish with 3 minutes and 50 seconds of busty lesbian porn and concoct a fake cover story for once somebody scrawled through their browsing history.

But if I have to explain it, I will take the L on the joke.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (1CjJc)

55 If the Russians hadn't hacked my 'cuper, I'd've been first.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (+y/Ru)

56

Silver Dove of the Hekawi tribe

https://tinyurl.com/w2sjfvf

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (aKsyK)

57
lulz:

Sad Tweet of the Day:



From David French retweeting an article by Jonah:



"A fantastic analysis from @JonahDispatch of the high cost of marrying conservatism to raw partisanship and tribalism:"



Posted by: Azathoth




This is how you know today was a good day for President Trump -- the Cucks had to "pivot" back to telling each other how WE are ruining Conservatism.

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (JI/0U)

58 You're as young as you feel!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (EgshT)

59 Looks like that girl is of the Tribe.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:05 PM (90T4r)

A Tribe... called Breast.

Yes yes, I know the drill, I can see myself out.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (0HpOW)

60 But Epstein did whack off

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (e7o4H)

61 Yeah, Chelsea. What about your daddy violently
raping Juanita Broaddrick? Something tells me Princess has gotten a lot
of her status and money to stay contented and loyal.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:10 PM (GgGQj)

---
That's her other children's book: "Sometimes Daddy has to Make the Lying Bitch Shut Up."

Posted by: Disappointed WW III Non-Draftee A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (cfSRQ)

62 " just put your head under and .. little movements"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (yQpMk)

63
Actually, I dated a gorgeous but flat chested girl whose last name was Turkovich, but her lack of chest earned her the nickname of "turkey tits."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)

64 WTF is the deal pronouncing "primer" with a short "I"?

Posted by: Pre nerd at January 08, 2020 07:13 PM (QeYUX)

65 Krugman was setup by Trump. Donald Trump is a menace to the States of United America.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 08, 2020 07:13 PM (Tnijr)

66 >>>51 Ace, did you own the Alyssa Milano video?


I did not. Never liked her. I did have friends who were either perverts or ironically perverted who would talk about it.

Posted by: Eric at January 08, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

67 I've never seen these issues of Tiger Beat before, officer.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:13 PM (/g8Me)

68 49: Fox covered the story

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (U7k5w)

69 "now put your weight on your hip and elbow and bend ... remove your mind from your body"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (yQpMk)

70 Tell me, please, that somebody constructured a
"Former Enron Advisor and current pedophile" tag in the Former Enron
Advisor and Current Pedophile Paul Krugman thread.


Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (eejWd)


Alleged pedophile. You got me on the Enron thing though.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (2N7oZ)

71 >>>Tell me, please, that somebody constructured a "Former Enron Advisor and current pedophile" tag in the Former Enron Advisor and Current Pedophile Paul Krugman thread.

haha

I did not see that yet

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (PbpT7)

72 >>I did not. Never liked her. I did have friends who were either perverts or ironically perverted who would talk about it.

Posted by: Eric at January 08, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)


Sure thing 'Eric'. If that is your real name???

Posted by: garrett at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (PLCcj)

73 I have not seen any mention of Krugman in any of the real news sites like Breitbart and PJ Media.



Hmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)

---
Libel is becoming a thing again.

That cuts both ways.

Posted by: Disappointed WW III Non-Draftee A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (cfSRQ)

74 63
Actually, I dated a gorgeous but flat chested girl whose last name was Turkovich, but her lack of chest earned her the nickname of "turkey tits."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)

Bets on whether or not she prances around wearing a Pussy Hat?

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (90T4r)

75 I have not seen any mention of Krugman in any of the real news sites like Breitbart and PJ Media. 

Hmm...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)

If I haven't gotten the freshest headlines before 8 AM, can they be real news sites? Honestly, if being blind to the top stories is important I'll just read the WSJ and pretend to be informed.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (0HpOW)

76
STOP LOOKING AT MY CHICKEN CUTLET!!!!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur's hawt neighbor at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (x7118)

77 Sorry...I look at the chappaqua choade spawn and all I see is Webb.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (377Zs)

78 In other news not many things better than finding yourself in a situation with more boobs than you know what to do with - if they are attached to your significant other, and you significant other is a girl.

Should be some kind of sanction for stuffed bras though.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:15 PM (HALdu)

79 It's even got '70s porn type music. I'm cracking up listening.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

80 58 You're as young as you feel!
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (EgshT)

Groucho: "You're only as young as the woman you feel."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)

81 Actually, I dated a gorgeous but flat chested girl whose last name was Turkovich, but her lack of chest earned her the nickname of "turkey tits."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)


... and now she's almost world famous.

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 08, 2020 07:15 PM (aS1PU)

82 74 63
Actually, I dated a gorgeous but flat chested girl whose last name was Turkovich, but her lack of chest earned her the nickname of "turkey tits."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:12 PM (zBaqJ)

Bets on whether or not she prances around wearing a Pussy Hat?
Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:14 PM (90T4r)


Jersey housewife. Doubt it.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:15 PM (zBaqJ)

83 " sorry, it's my first time.."

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:15 PM (yQpMk)

84 I don't get the chicken cutlet line.

Posted by: The Chicken at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (l3+k2)

85 Better bait than clever.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (Z1ykJ)

86 Top Kek.

Posted by: reason at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (RQDhf)

87 What we REALLY need are drag queens to explain EDKH

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (L2ZTs)

88 Wait, Ace intentionally lead off with boobs.

Now what are we gonna talk about?

Posted by: tbodie at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (w46Mb)

89 ITS FUNNY CAUSE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SMART AND I AM USING THE SAME TIRED DEFENSE THAT ALL CONVICTED PEDOS USE.

Posted by: Paul Krugmanbergergler at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (9dzlp)

90 Paul Krugman is as experty expert on internet protocols as he is experty expert in macro economics.
IOW not at all.


Pervy Child Porn Downloading Krugman.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (pw+jk)

91 I've always been disappointed that the SNL skit 'Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts' is not on the 'net. It was extremely funny. Here's a still:

https://tinyurl.com/uqbuyzq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (CDGwz)

92 Pffft. Anything bigger than a thimble is a waste...I mean I WUZ HAXORED11!11!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (hokiA)

93 Actually, I dated a gorgeous but flat chested girl whose last name was Turkovich, but her lack of chest earned her the nickname of "turkey tits."
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

---

There's a "stuffing" joke in there somewhere J.J. but, nah, it'll make my brain hurt.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (Y4EXg)

94 Age is just a number!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

95 92 Pffft. Anything bigger than a thimble is a waste...I mean I WUZ HAXORED11!11!
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (hokiA)


"Better put some bandaids on those mosquito bites!!!"

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (zBaqJ)

96 Ginger Jewess breasteses.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (M0u+N)

97 So, modified limited hang out does not mean hanging half of your dick out of your fly when walking around the office?

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (HALdu)

98 One line in that PSA is cribbed from the movie House Bunny, where Anna Faris is giving beauty tips, and says, "The eyes are the nipples of the face."

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (PbpT7)

99 ITS FUNNY CAUSE I AM SUPPOSED TO BE SMART AND I AM USING THE SAME TIRED DEFENSE THAT ALL CONVICTED PEDOS USE.
Posted by: Paul Krugmanbergergler at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (9dzlp)

TYKE SET ME UP!!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (xPJvm)

100 Age is just a number!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)




As is 15 to 20.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:18 PM (yQpMk)

101 Huh. That's funny, I have a chicken cutlet in my pants.

Posted by: JackStraw at January 08, 2020 07:18 PM (ZLI7S)

102 I did not. Never liked her. I did have friends who were either perverts or ironically perverted who would talk about it.





Posted by: Eric at January 08, 2020 07:13 PM (PbpT7)

---
What was the vampire movie she was in?

Posted by: Disappointed WW III Non-Draftee A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:18 PM (cfSRQ)

103 Age is just a number!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

So are Krug's GDP predictions. Both of which really should earn him jail time.

Posted by: trev006 at January 08, 2020 07:18 PM (0HpOW)

104 Age is just a number!
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

Yes, like '12'.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (U7voe)

105 91
I've always been disappointed that the SNL skit 'Their Eyes Were On
Their Breasts' is not on the 'net. It was extremely funny. Here's a
still:



https://tinyurl.com/uqbuyzq

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2020 07:16 PM (CDGwz)
IT'S FUNNY CAUSE EVEN WITH THEIR FACES COVERED AND I NEVER SAW THE SKIT I CAN TELL THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE IS KIRSTIE ALLEY.

Posted by: Ben Rothliesbegergler at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (9dzlp)

106 Krugman probably has 10TBs of Greta. Research of course.

HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (377Zs)

107 Jews with Lasers.

https://tinyurl.com/ue496wf

I hope this really works.

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (+0uDE)

108 WTAF was that video?!

*sticks icepicks in ears*

Little known fact - this video inspired a young Gwenneth Paltrow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (rBtIz)

109 I have a chicken cutlet in my pants.

I have a cutlet farm in mine.

Posted by: Jerry "Comedy Gold" Nadless at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (EgshT)

110
Assume every single thing you've been told about the Ukranian plane is a lie. We have no idea who was on that plane.

Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (SKaNH)

111 Hmmm, a little OT but.

There is a Ransom Ware virus out there, that when you get infected locks your files, and puts up a screen saying the FBI has detected Child Porn on your computer.

And then you are supposed to send the FBI a 'Fine' to unlock your computer.

Wonder of Krug got that virus, and is now trying to explain the actual child porn on his computer?

Just wondering.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

112 104
Age is just a number!

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)



Yes, like '12'.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (U7voe)

---
Someone call me?

Posted by: Carlos Danger at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (cfSRQ)

113 You guys know what the best thing about screwing twenty nine year olds?

Posted by: Paul Kiddie Porn Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (pw+jk)

114 I explained all of this on twitter already.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (/g8Me)

115 How come PSA aren't always that nice looking?

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (ZCEU2)

116 "The Krugman" sounds like some kind of creepy boogie monster that preys on children.

Oh wait....!

Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (q177U)

117 "Boobs are not funny!" -- Brian "Tater" Stelter

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (WqPYg)

118 ABC News
@abc

Disinformation is everywhere. Here's how to sort real news from fake news.

https://tinyurl.com/qn3w78b

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (wiXsO)

119 107
Jews with Lasers.



https://tinyurl.com/ue496wf



I hope this really works.

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (+0uDE)

I want one satellite-based, so we can just vaporize stuff.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (1CjJc)

120 Hmm...



Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:11 PM (zBaqJ)




What blows me away is these idiots are SO addicted to twatter, they just can't stay away. He's obviously got about the same grasp as to how this whole interwebz thing works as he does economics.

I look forward to seeing pictures of him all dolled up wearing a mop wig during the prison's drama department enactment of the HMS Pinafore.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 08, 2020 07:21 PM (Z1ykJ)

121 Hmmm, a little OT but.

There is a Ransom Ware virus out there, that when you get infected locks your files, and puts up a screen saying the FBI has detected Child Porn on your computer.

And then you are supposed to send the FBI a 'Fine' to unlock your computer.

Wonder of Krug got that virus, and is now trying to explain the actual child porn on his computer?

Just wondering.
Posted by: Don Q at January




Guessing a guy with a hard drive stuffed with kiddie porn feels different when he gets that warning.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:21 PM (HALdu)

122 The Krugman" sounds like some kind of creepy boogie monster that preys on children.

Oh wait....!
Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (q177U)

Needs to be in German. Der Krugenmann

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:21 PM (U7voe)

123 "like I said, everything we did today, you can do over and over again"

"not only does it help work out stress but it's a lot of fun and it's a great way to keep in shape"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

124 We have no idea who was on that plane.
Posted by: Soothsayer
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Well, we know Ron Brown wasn't .

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at January 08, 2020 07:21 PM (CDGwz)

125 "how do you do that think with your fingers?"

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:21 PM (yQpMk)

126 I dated a gorgeous but flat chested girl whose last name was not Turkovich and I won't tell you what it was but I later ended up with her sister who was cute but not gorgeous but had bigger tits. It was a pretty good tradeoff.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (Tnijr)

127 "What was the vampire movie she was in?"


Embrace The Highlight of my Mediocre career

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (Dcy1r)

128
Breitbart finally has the Krugman story.

And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

129 I will donate to the charity of Tucker Carlson's choice if he refers to Krugman as Creepy Porn Economist on the air.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (hokiA)

130 @abc



Disinformation is everywhere. Here's how to sort real news from fake news.



https://tinyurl.com/qn3w78b

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (wiXsO)

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Avoid ABC?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (cfSRQ)

131 Wonder of Krug got that virus, and is now trying to explain the actual child porn on his computer?



Just wondering.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (NgKpN)

Someone in the twitter thread suggested a tech support scam, but this makes more sense.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (1CjJc)

132 I don't need a chicken cutlet. Believe me, there is no problem down there. Jeb "Chicken Nugget" Bush, on the other hand. Well, I won't say it because I'm a nice guy but I could.

Posted by: DJT at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (/g8Me)

133 106
Krugman probably has 10TBs of Greta. Research of course.



HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (377Zs)

________


You know she's going to be so frigid that she'll probably start a mini ice-age on her own.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (WqPYg)

134 128
Breitbart finally has the Krugman story.

And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

General Salami is also cancer free.

Posted by: Roy at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (ABjxW)

135 very cute > goregous

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (HALdu)

136 128


Breitbart finally has the Krugman story.



And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

Interesting. I just saw that cancer claims it's RBG-free.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (1CjJc)

137 117 "Boobs are not funny!" -- Brian "Tater" Stelter
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (WqPYg)

Oh, Tater. Putting the "ass" in "gynecomastia".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (Ct55T)

138 Well that was cute. The video in my head was funny.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (yQpMk)

139 128
Breitbart finally has the Krugman story.

And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

She's a Nazgul. Neither alive nor dead.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (90T4r)

140 119 107
Jews with Lasers.



https://tinyurl.com/ue496wf



I hope this really works.

Posted by: rd at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (+0uDE)

I want one satellite-based, so we can just vaporize stuff.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (1CjJc)

Crossbow project?

Posted by: Chris Knight at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (NgKpN)

141 I will donate to the charity of Tucker Carlson's choice if he refers to Krugman as Creepy Porn Economist on the air.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (hokiA)

Tucker should open a segment, say "I'm not saying anything, just leaving this here," and then put Krugman's tweet up on the screen.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (U7voe)

142 "The Krugman" sounds like some kind of creepy boogie monster that preys on children."

Don't let him get any of that krug on you.

Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

143 Does the busty ginger Jewish gal date gentiles?

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (Dcy1r)

144 And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

---
She's resting comfortably after assuming room temperature.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (cfSRQ)

145 Knocked off 600 squats, just this morning.

Posted by: Almost-Zombie RBG at January 08, 2020 07:24 PM (EgshT)

146 Mmmmm... B( . )( . )BS...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 08, 2020 07:24 PM (NWiLs)

147 128
Breitbart finally has the Krugman story.

And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

And that probably translates as "I have mets in the brain". Ruth hasn't been honest

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:24 PM (U7k5w)

148 139
She's a Nazgul. Neither alive nor dead.

schroedinger's nazgul?

Posted by: Anachronda at January 08, 2020 07:24 PM (sGtp+)

149 Ein Krugtron?

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:24 PM (e7o4H)

150 krug on you.
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

"Krug" is the sound my cat makes when she finally makes it to the one rug in our house.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 08, 2020 07:24 PM (xPJvm)

151 Well, I see the buy out of Mike Lee is finally complete.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (MTxDQ)

152 General Salami is also cancer free.
Posted by: Roy


Turns out there IS a cure.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (M0u+N)

153 "I now understand that daddy did actually love me, even if he had a strange way of showing it with those cigars." -- Chelsea Hubbell

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (WqPYg)

154 Why would Paul have to go online for kids?
I just do a campaign stop or a fund raiser and I got kids being shoved in my face by their brain dead parents who don't know any better. Before they know it I got my unwashed meat hooks all over their child and I get to grope and smell away.....

Then I laugh and go pleasure myself in the men's room. It's good to be a democrat when your a prevert like myself.

Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (Z+IKu)

155 Trump asked Putin to hack Paul Krugman's IP address to make it look like Paul is a creepy kiddie porn guy. All because Krugman called Trump's failed economic principles out on that horrible election night.

Posted by: Jim Asscosta at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (pw+jk)

156 Bordello of Blood was a horrible movie, but I like Dennis Miller so it was worth a watch. Angie Everheart(?) was... not a good actress, but memorable. The cheerleader scene.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (2B9A/)

157 151 Well, I see the buy out of Mike Lee is finally complete.
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (MTxDQ)


I am not gonna stroke out over Mormon politicians. Nope not gonna

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (90T4r)

158 151: And to think some people thought he'd be great on the USSC. He's now the Senator from Tehran.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (U7k5w)

159 104 Age is just a number!
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:17 PM (EgshT)

Yes, like '12'.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:19 PM (U7voe)

Umm "9" for the win.

Posted by: Muhhamad Mohamad al-Mahomet at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (BiNEL)

160 Schrodinger's Nazgul?

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (M0u+N)

161 I tried every tincture and poultice and tonic and patent medicine there is, and all I really needed was the blood of a young boy.

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 08, 2020 07:26 PM (yQpMk)

162 Angie Everhart was hot

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (HALdu)

163 Crossbow project?
Posted by: Chris Knight at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM

Because the best defense, is a good offense.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (rBtIz)

164 142 "The Krugman" sounds like some kind of creepy boogie monster that preys on children."

Don't let him get any of that krug on you.
Posted by: freaked at January 08, 2020 07:23 PM (Tnijr)

Freddy Krugman, wasn't he in Nightmare on WallStreet?

Posted by: Chris Knight at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (NgKpN)

165 151
Well, I see the buy out of Mike Lee is finally complete.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (MTxDQ)

_______


WTF has happened to Utah? It's like Utah is the new Arizona (f*cking scum McCain and Flake) ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (WqPYg)

166 That Mike Lee prick is really making the rounds.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (K22Va)

167 Drat. Beat to the punch.

But Schrodinger's Nazgul would break the Universe.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (M0u+N)

168 Consider:

These days, some 14-year-olds look like they're 21 years old, and some 21-year-olds look like they're 14.

I just watched some dumb comedy film and there was a character who was supposed to be a 15-year-old girl. It was one of those gross-out raunchy comedies. Afterward, I looked on IMDB -- and the actress playing the 15-year-old was actually 24 years old at the time of filming. Damn. I was completely fooled -- looked 15 to me.

Conversely, a few months ago I was watching a rerun of some true crime show where they were interviewing family members of the victim, and I couldn't figure out who this one interview subject was -- some woman they had not introduced.

Later, a caption revealed that it was the victim's 16-year-old daughter. She looked to be between 28 and 30 years old, no joke.

Now, combine these facts with the other fact that basically 99% of males in the US have looked at or at least "seen" porn online.

So the question then arises:

How can anyone be sure that they HAVEN'T unwittingly looked at "kiddie porn"?

Any female depicted in a porn-y photo who appears to be anywhere under 30 years old could, conceivably, actually be underage. Unless she's flashing her driver's license at the camera, you really don't know HOW old she might be. Sure, the site URL is CollegeGirlsGone Wild or whatever, but for all you know, some of those girls are under 18.

And according to the feds, just OBSERVING a porn image on your screen legally counts as "downloading" it, since the jpgs are usually stored in your browser's cache on your hard drive (unless you went to the rigamarole is pre-disabling all caching, which you didn't), then that means that millions of males -- including YOU, my friend, whoever you may be -- could be guilty of "downloading child porn" if the Feds ever decided to go after you.

Something to think about.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2020 07:27 PM (fK2gX)

169 Election night.

Trump wins.

Ginsburg kicks bucket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (e7o4H)

170 Ruthie is cancer free like Krugman's computer is kiddie porn free.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (l3+k2)

171 154 Why would Paul have to go online for kids?
I just do a campaign stop or a fund raiser and I got kids being shoved in my face by their brain dead parents who don't know any better. Before they know it I got my unwashed meat hooks all over their child and I get to grope and smell away.....

Then I laugh and go pleasure myself in the men's room. It's good to be a democrat when your a prevert like myself.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 08, 2020 07:25 PM (Z+IKu)

Well, Epstein isn't around anymore, sooooo

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (NgKpN)

172 "Ruth Bader Ginsburg says she's cancer free"

She'll be 87 in about two months.

That's like being in a leper colony and bragging that you still have all your fingers and toes.

Posted by: Azathoth at January 08, 2020 07:29 PM (TmUPQ)

173 Angie Everhart was hot

Is.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 07:29 PM (M0u+N)

174 169
Election night.



Trump wins.



Ginsburg kicks bucket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (e7o4H)

Blue America has a coronary.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 08, 2020 07:29 PM (1CjJc)

175 And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

Lord, it's a miracle! Cancer up and vanished like a fart in the wind! Nothing left but some damn rocks on the windowsill. And that cupcake on the wall! Let's ask her, maybe she knows. What say you there, fuzzy-britches? Feel like talking?

Posted by: jsg at January 08, 2020 07:30 PM (/g8Me)

176 I smell Gelfling!

Posted by: Ruth Bader Ginsburg at January 08, 2020 07:30 PM (yQpMk)

177 Well, if the subject is dead, I guess the cancer inside is dead too...

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 07:30 PM (2B9A/)

178 I did not have sex with THAT 12 year old.

Seriously, she's like 25 now.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at January 08, 2020 07:30 PM (WdocV)

179 Election night.



Trump wins.



Ginsburg kicks bucket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (e7o4H)


I don't want to go on the cart.

Posted by: RBG at January 08, 2020 07:30 PM (2N7oZ)

180 And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (zBaqJ)

Pfffht! She's made entirely OF cancer. Like that dude in The X-Files. that explains her apparent immortality.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 08, 2020 07:31 PM (xPJvm)

181 172: I wonder if MSK gave her some intrathecal chemo to ward off metastases in the brain. After several cancers, they have to have done something to warrant that claim.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:31 PM (U7k5w)

182 I can't find "Their Eyes Were On Their Breasts" but apparently it was on the same show as this classic sketch-- "Bellissima!"

(Il Cantore restaurant)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=993nvsfwvnY

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:31 PM (PbpT7)

183 135
very cute > goregous

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:22 PM (HALdu)

_______


I agree with this assessment. The All-American girl look was always the sexiest to me.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:32 PM (WqPYg)

184 Angie Everhart was hot

Is.
Posted by: eleven at January




No

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:32 PM (HALdu)

185 Lilith.

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2020 07:32 PM (UUkQp)

186 General Salami is also cancer free.

Posted by: Roy


That's surprising given how much he smoked.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (S5+4j)

187 And Ruth Bader-Meinhoff claims she's cancer-free.

___

And I saw one of his heads as it were wounded to death; and his deadly wound was healed: and all the world wondered after the beast.

Posted by: Some Prophecy at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (WdocV)

188 Assume every single thing you've been told about the Ukranian plane is a lie. We have no idea who was on that plane.

There were sixty-three Canadians on board - a third of the passengers, interestingly.

I wonder if that was why the plane was targeted - kill lots of non-American Westerners in a deniable fashion.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (I2/tG)

189 Hey, great to be back here at Hot Air.

Where's my buddy Aloe Pundit? What? Still in the bathroom? Well, I guess he's got to work it out. Tell him he can keep the Mitt Romney pictures, okay? I got lots more.

Who else is here? What? Not Hot Air? Right, the Horde! I love the Horde! Who's here? I see Hannah Puma and that guy who never sleeps over there, what's that called? Insombulia or something.

I want to talk today about Iraq. They've been waging war against us for a long time, until Barack and I cut a deal with them. I tell you, Iraq was bad news, bad, bad news. Saddam Hussein had to be overthrown, which is why I voted to invade.

I think history will look back on our nuclear deal with Iraq as a turning point, which is why Trump is screwing it up. He's clearly a puppet of Saddam Hussein. That's why he had him assassinated.

I've always favored a free and independent Oregon Territory, which is something Barack and I took the lead on doing.

Hey, old fat guy! Over there! You want to thumb-wrestle me?!

Posted by: Joe Biden of the Horde at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (cfSRQ)

190 beyond Angie Everhart, those Bordello of Blood vampires quickly went to the c and d list, if I'm remembering right

Posted by: ace at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (PbpT7)

191 Oh good. Jerry Rivers is up next. Hannity canceled his spot so he's on with Martha. Fox is testing me.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (K22Va)

192 Well, Epstein isn't around anymore, sooooo

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (NgKpN)


What I was thinking - the drug dealer is gone and they're going to start making mistakes.

I'm just wondering about the "Qanon" strategy, I mean I guess that and Russian bots is ok. But personally, I would have gone the "BTW, I'm transitioning into a woman because I've always been a beautiful woman trapped in the body of a hideous little troll".


That takes a lot less education on the public's part - a lot of them outside of twatter don't know what a Qanon is.

Posted by: clutch cargo at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (Z1ykJ)

193 Keeping RGB alive is probably the biggest medical project of all time.

Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (l3+k2)

194 Why is it the people I really want to live always die, and these loathsome people seemingly live forever.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (m/eiQ)

195 I wonder if MSK gave her some intrathecal chemo to ward off metastases
in the brain. After several cancers, they have to have done something to
warrant that claim.

___

No, the blood of a few virgins, like usual.

Posted by: Ruth Bader at January 08, 2020 07:34 PM (WdocV)

196 169
Election night.



Trump wins.



Ginsburg kicks bucket.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:28 PM (e7o4H)


_______


Can one accidentally stroke out from an 8.7 schadenboner? These are my new worries since DogEater left the White House ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:34 PM (WqPYg)

197 191 Oh good. Jerry Rivers is up next. Hannity canceled his spot so he's on with Martha. Fox is testing me.
Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (K22Va)


Poor man's Alan Colmes.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

198 I wonder if that was why the plane was targeted - kill lots of non-American Westerners in a deniable fashion.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (I2/tG)

The "Canadians" were Iranian students, the "Brits" were all Iranian and I'll be surprised if the German and Swedes were not Iranian born. They must be very upset to have offed all their sleeper cell agents like that.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (U7k5w)

199 I just saw a great hat while walking to my bus stop in downtown Seattle.

MAKE ORWELL FICTION AGAIN

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (vlFzY)

200 The worst thing that happens with a schadenboner is it gets so big and so hard that the tip blows off.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (HALdu)

201 195 I wonder if MSK gave her some intrathecal chemo to ward off metastases
in the brain. After several cancers, they have to have done something to
warrant that claim.

___

No, the blood of a few virgins, like usual.
Posted by: Ruth Bader at January 08, 2020 07:34 PM (WdocV)


Looks like a fuzzy tootsie pop...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (zBaqJ)

202 Bill Cosby is going to do a presentation on Epstein. And Pudding Pops, if time permits.

Posted by: klaftern at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (RuIsu)

203 Paul Krugman Will Not Kill Himself.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 07:36 PM (oVJmc)

204 I want a MOFA hat.

Posted by: eleven at January 08, 2020 07:36 PM (M0u+N)

205 wonder if that was why the plane was targeted - kill lots of non-American Westerners in a deniable fashion.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January



It was not targeted it was an accident

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)

206
There were sixty-three Canadians on board - a third of the passengers, interestingly.

___


Wait until the Prime Minister finds out.

/Smokes some more pot

Wait I'm still the Prime Minister? SHIT!

Posted by: Prime Minister Black Face at January 08, 2020 07:36 PM (WdocV)

207 Someone here almost put a round through the tv during Tucker's show last night. I think we'll skip that. For the rest of our lives.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 07:36 PM (m/eiQ)

208 Can one accidentally stroke out from an 8.7 schadenboner? These are my new worries since DogEater left the White House ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:34 PM (WqPYg)


Ummmmmm......No. Enjoy!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2020 07:37 PM (Z+IKu)

209 I probably really started to notice breasts at around age 11. Once it kicked in, well let's just say that some things ARE predetermined.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:37 PM (90T4r)

210 Surprised the Iranians have not claimed a Zionist spy shot the plane down yet.

Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (e7o4H)

211 If Krugman has any dirt on Hillary Clinton or Kevin Spacey he better make a video saying he isn't going to kill himself...immediately.


Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (WdocV)

212 Evening all

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (n12hH)

213 Mike Lee had a screaming fit on Martha about his briefing. Said the DOD refused to answer his questions. Does he not realize no one trusts Congress?

Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (rt2uw)

214 Surprised the Iranians have not claimed a Zionist spy shot the plane down yet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (e7o4H)

Good point. Maybe it is one of the 23 Jews left in Iran

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2020 07:39 PM (n12hH)

215 Prime Minister Bollywood will respond by presenting his ass to the mullahs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

216 Question is, how many of the 'Canadian Citizens' were actually Iranian citizens who also happened to live in Canada?

Apparently a lot of them were part of a wedding party there and now flying back home?

This dual citizenship crap has got to go away. It muddies the waters on who we should actually be defending.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (NgKpN)

217 The "Canadians" were Iranian students, the "Brits" were all Iranian and I'll be surprised if the German and Swedes were not Iranian born.

I believe that the list is by nationality - so Iranians studying in Canada wouldn't count. I'm sure that they were Canadians of Iranian ancestry, but the Iranians still just killed dozens of Canadian passport holders, if they were trying to make a point.

Posted by: The ARC of History at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)

218 Consider:



These days, some 14-year-olds look like they're 21 years old, and some 21-year-olds look like they're 14.

---
This doesn't make any sense in the context you mentioned.

Given the criminal liability, why would one put underage actresses on who look of *legal age*? Why not just get, you know, 21 year olds or whatever?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (cfSRQ)

219 Mike Lee had a screaming fit on Martha about his briefing. Said the DOD refused to answer his questions. Does he not realize no one trusts Congress?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (rt2uw)

WTF is wrong with that guy

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (n12hH)

220 193 Keeping RGB alive is probably the biggest medical project of all time.
Posted by: davidt at January 08, 2020 07:33 PM (l3+k2)
-------

Indeed. She had pancreatic cancer in 2019. You know the survival rates for that? 20% for one year, 7% for five years.

She survived. The must be doing weekly cancer screens for that women so they can catch whatever illness she gets in the early stage.

Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (OAlmw)

221 Senator Lankford destroys Mile Lee's
bogus meltdown following today's Iran briefing:

https://tinyurl.com/vyopf95

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 07:41 PM (wiXsO)

222 Is there any math in that book? I like the kids part but have trouble with numbers under 18.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:41 PM (Y274z)

223 It was not targeted it was an accident
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:36 PM (HALdu)


Mathematically near impossible. Let's interview a couple of the passengers/victims...oh, wait....what?

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:41 PM (377Zs)

224 There is some maestro, some Svengali, some wizard manipulating the left. They are stepping magnificently on their dicks and don't even know why, all they can do is say 'Ow! Ow! Ow!'

Posted by: Eromero at January 08, 2020 07:41 PM (UUkQp)

225 Surprised the Iranians have not claimed a Zionist spy shot the plane down yet.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (e7o4H)

Afraid Israel will release vid of what really happened.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 07:41 PM (zr5Kq)

226 Couldn't forward the PSA: Boobs video fast enought!

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (vGJY7)

227 Indeed. She had pancreatic cancer in 2019. You know the survival rates for that? 20% for one year, 7% for five years.



She survived. The must be doing weekly cancer screens for that women
so they can catch whatever illness she gets in the early stage.





Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (OAlmw)

---
Or they're just lying about her health.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (cfSRQ)

228 Won't comment on the " cancer free" thing except to say that the phrase does not necessarily mean you are totes okay.

Posted by: tubal at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (90T4r)

229 I completely trust prime minister pretty hair empty head to be an idiot..

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (Uu+Jp)

230 Mike Lee had a screaming fit on Martha about his briefing. Said the DOD refused to answer his questions. Does he not realize no one trusts Congress?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (rt2uw)

My first thought was, can't trust them. Too much leaking.

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (MTxDQ)

231 I believe that the list is by nationality - so Iranians studying in Canada wouldn't count. I'm sure that they were Canadians of Iranian ancestry, but the Iranians still just killed dozens of Canadian passport holders, if they were trying to make a point.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)

Dual citizens should be identified as just that.

I'm tired of dual citizens going somewhere, and doing something stupid, then pulling the US into it.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (NgKpN)

232 Jerry Rivers is making a damned fool of himself again. Which isn't hard to do.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (ptqGC)

233 199
I just saw a great hat while walking to my bus stop in downtown Seattle.



MAKE ORWELL FICTION AGAIN

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 08, 2020 07:35 PM (vlFzY)

________


Heh, that's awesome.


I drive 85,000 miles/year for work now and so got a Prius (cuts my gas bill in half and they're very low maintenance). Anyway, I've always been embarrassed to drive it and figure all the rednecks in their big pick-ups around here imagine I'm some liberal pussy.

Today I saw another Prius with this bumper snicker:
I'm Saving Fuel
To Buy More Guns

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (WqPYg)

234 I have so many words to say about this. I got in fight with TSA for touching my daughter about 20 years ago.

I keel you!

adios

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (JFO2v)

235 #220

Could be she's so toxic bugs can't live there.

Posted by: torabora at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (Y274z)

236 219 Mike Lee had a screaming fit on Martha about his briefing. Said the DOD refused to answer his questions. Does he not realize no one trusts Congress?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (rt2uw)

WTF is wrong with that guy
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (n12hH)


I missed it when Lee gave up his American citizenship for an Indian citizenship. Guess everyone else did too, because he is still a Senator from Salt Lake City, India.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (sy5kK)

237 The kale has been very effective.

Posted by: RBG at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (/g8Me)

238 I believe that the list is by nationality - so Iranians studying in Canada wouldn't count. I'm sure that they were Canadians of Iranian ancestry, but the Iranians still just killed dozens of Canadian passport holders, if they were trying to make a point.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January




These are mullahs not Vulcans playing 3d chess.

They did not shoot down a Ukranian plane with Iranian emigrants to send a message to the Canadians.

Their shitty air defenses shot it down because bad training and worse equipment

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:44 PM (HALdu)

239 Their shitty air defenses shot it down because bad training and worse equipment
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:44 PM (HALdu)

I am inclined to second this opinion.

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (U7voe)

240 I done been enhaxxorrated, Cletus.

Posted by: Billy Bob Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (sWM8x)

241
Mike Lee had a screaming fit on Martha about his briefing. Said the DOD refused to answer his questions. Does he not realize no one trusts Congress?
Posted by: Jen the original

======

"But we're in a SCIF!!"

khmpf

Yeah, SCIFs are sacred. Tell me again how casually they were breached by Hillary's minions?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (GgGQj)

242 Jews with Lasers.

https://tinyurl.com/ue496wf


This is the real reason Morons love Israel. They develop all the best military toys.

Posted by: Ian S. at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (6XLoz)

243 Mike Lee and Rand Paul need to get a room.

And what's up with his greased back hair?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (ptqGC)

244 Dual citizens should be identified as just that.

I'm tired of dual citizens going somewhere, and doing something stupid, then pulling the US into it.
Posted by: Don Q at January





Trump has to get rid of the dual citizenship thing.

Either or.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (HALdu)

245 Left out a hyphen. Awaits incoming snark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

246 Mike Lee had a screaming fit on Martha about his briefing. Said the DOD refused to answer his questions. Does he not realize no one trusts Congress?
Posted by: Jen the original at January 08, 2020 07:38 PM (rt2uw)

My first thought was, can't trust them. Too much leaking.
Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 07:42 PM (MTxDQ)


Exactly.

So yeah, Mike, let's just trot out all of our methods and capabilities so you and Chuck can run to the mics and spill your guts. Good to see the spooks gave them the finger.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (377Zs)

247 Their shitty air defenses shot it down because bad training and worse equipment

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:44 PM (HALdu)


They were probably hacked. It can happen to anyone.

Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (2N7oZ)

248 Flight #752 did not kill itself.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (I99aF)

249 The Krugman" sounds like some kind of creepy boogie monster that preys on children.

Oh wait....!
Posted by: Max Power at January 08, 2020 07:20 PM (q177U)

Needs to be in German. Der Krugenmann
=====

Freddy Krugman

Posted by: Bicentennialguy at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (JcXHH)

250 Canada should give dual citizenship to Afghanistan.

In lots of ways, Canada is the Afghanistan of North America.

Desolate and producing nothing but ill will towards America and led around by lunatics.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (Z+IKu)

251 215
Prime Minister Bollywood will respond by presenting his ass to the mullahs.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (Uu+Jp)

_______


In brownface.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:47 PM (WqPYg)

252 I believe that the list is by nationality - so Iranians studying in Canada wouldn't count. I'm sure that they were Canadians of Iranian ancestry, but the Iranians still just killed dozens of Canadian passport holders, if they were trying to make a point.
Posted by: The ARC of History at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (I2/tG)

The Globe and Mail said the Canadians were Iranian students (some grad students with families) and faculty returning to school after break. I saw the list and these were Iranians who became citizens of Canada. I did not see any non-Iranian names

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:47 PM (U7k5w)

253 46 Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (zBaqJ)

Go on...

Posted by: clutch at January 08, 2020 07:47 PM (+mbOC)

254 This doesn't make any sense in the context you mentioned.

Given the criminal liability, why would one put underage actresses on who look of *legal age*? Why not just get, you know, 21 year olds or whatever?

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd


I'm not talking about porn ACTRESSES, but rather just any of the infinite number of naked selfies/nudie/random "amateur" pictures that have flooded the Internet. Sure, I suppose there are still some "professional" porn sites with "paid models" and so forth still in existence, but they're been overshadowed by and inundated by an avalanche of self-made naked pictures that everyone under the age of 40 seems to take on a continuous basis, most of which ultimately get leaked online one way or the other. If you even looked at one picture captioned "Amateur girl flashes boobs at Mardi Gras," or "Nude selfie" or whatever, you may very well have unwittingly perceived an unclothed minor, even if she looked to be in her 20s.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (fK2gX)

255 Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January




senior year > senior years

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (HALdu)

256 Everyone, sorry to threadjack, but gotta get something off my chest.

Does anyone else have family who are passive-aggressive about the phone? It seems like I can never get family to return my calls. And when they DO finally return my call, if you miss them? God help you, they WILL NOT pick up when you call them back. You're just screwed. You've either gotta be available when THEY feel like it, or else.

I admit it bugs me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

257 Someone should ask Krugman if any of the pictures on his computer showed Bill Clinton with underage girls.

If he says no the next question is well how many pictures of underage girls did you look at exactly?

And if he says yes he gets a a get out of jail to go to Fort Marcy Park card.

Posted by: 18-1 at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (WdocV)

258 They were probably hacked. It can happen to anyone.


Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (2N7oZ)

---
I'm told the Q-berts took his accusation with amused astonishment. "Who's he?"

Like everyone else, I can't think of a reason why one would go public with that unless getting ahead of a story.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (cfSRQ)

259 Jerry Rivers is making a damned fool of himself again. Which isn't hard to do.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 07:43 PM (ptqGC)


Whenever they do a close up I have to look away. The amount of make up they cake on his nose is just disgusting.

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (wMHPW)

260 Yeah, SCIFs are sacred. Tell me again how casually they were breached by Hillary's minions?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (GgGQj)



SCIFs SHOULD BE sacred! But if an oath means nothing to you, it is a moot point!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 07:49 PM (BiNEL)

261 The boob thing was funny. And pretty true.

Posted by: LASue at January 08, 2020 07:50 PM (wMHPW)

262 I said earlier, Krugman was frantically getting in front of the story.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 07:50 PM (ptqGC)

263 Also the 3 Germans, had Iranian names and were visiting "family". These were not "refugees" from Iran, these were people who left with the consent of the government, much like the Iranians who came here in the 70s were here because the Shah's govt felt they were ok. He still sent SAVAK to keep watch

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:50 PM (U7k5w)

264 Never have an issue with my family not picking up the phone. Dad just accidently hangs up when he answers sometimes and says uncomplimentary things about his phone. If I call Mom she never answers, but that is because she never hears her phone ring. So, I just call Dad, get hung up on and wait for him to call me back cursing his phone.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 07:50 PM (2B9A/)

265 I'm not talking about porn ACTRESSES, but rather just any of the infinite number of naked selfies/nudie/random "amateur" pictures that have flooded the Internet. Sure, I suppose there are still some "professional" porn sites with "paid models" and so forth still in existence, but they're been overshadowed by and inundated by an avalanche of self-made naked pictures that everyone under the age of 40 seems to take on a continuous basis, most of which ultimately get leaked online one way or the other. If you even looked at one picture captioned "Amateur girl flashes boobs at Mardi Gras," or "Nude selfie" or whatever, you may very well have unwittingly perceived an unclothed minor, even if she looked to be in her 20s.
Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (fK2gX)

You have a point. Lots of Instagram "models" who may or may not be of age. Not sure that is Krugman's case, "downloading child porn" was the phrase he used.

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 07:50 PM (zr5Kq)

266 I admit it bugs me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)


Delete them from your contacts list!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 07:50 PM (BiNEL)

267 Looks like this is Paedo Wednesday.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 08, 2020 07:51 PM (ykYG2)

268 You've either gotta be available when THEY feel like it, or else.

I admit it bugs me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

Sounds like my wife's side of the family. We just don't call them anymore.

Problem solved.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 08, 2020 07:51 PM (xPJvm)

269 The son of former Vice President Joe Biden will not fight for the custody of a child he fathered with an Arkansas woman.

Well fuck you Hunter

I hope you cock falls off

Do not stick your dick in pussy if you do not want a baby.

I pissed on the grave of a worthless piece of shit uncle that never gave a penny to his daughter. That my Dad raised.

FUCK YOU! Pay child support. There is a place in HELL deep hot and irremissible for worthless dads!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 08, 2020 07:51 PM (JFO2v)

270 Aetius, LOL.
My mom is good about answering the phone... but I ALWAYS have to wait through all the rings, then listen to half her voicemail greeting, before she picks up. I don't know if she enjoys making me wait or it just always takes her forever to get to the phone.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:51 PM (L2ZTs)

271 "Bellissima!"

Posted by: runner at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (zr5Kq)

272 Little Women is my favorite book.

Posted by: Robert Reich at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (/g8Me)

273 Mike Lee must think he needs to get a raise from his tech paymasters.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (n7enF)

274 he now realizes why they those relationships were "inappropriate."

Nothing like a lawsuit to help people to suddenly realize that their behavior was "inappropriate."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (RFAn/)

275 245
Left out a hyphen. Awaits incoming snark.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (ptqGC)

_______

"Greased Ass Hair > Greased Back Hair"
-- #DrunkAndersonCooperSpooningWithDrunkDonLeMon

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (WqPYg)

276
Does anyone else have family who are passive-aggressive about the phone? It seems like I can never get family to return my calls. And when they DO finally return my call, if you miss them? God help you, they WILL NOT pick up when you call them back. You're just screwed. You've either gotta be available when THEY feel like it, or else.

I admit it bugs me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

I text first. Ask if its a good time to call.

Posted by: Don Q at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (NgKpN)

277 Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

Hey, wait. I know her.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (m/eiQ)

278 I'm not talking about porn ACTRESSES, but rather
just any of the infinite number of naked selfies/nudie/random "amateur"
pictures that have flooded the Internet. Sure, I suppose there are still
some "professional" porn sites with "paid models" and so forth still in
existence, but they're been overshadowed by and inundated by an
avalanche of self-made naked pictures that everyone under the age of 40
seems to take on a continuous basis, most of which ultimately get leaked
online one way or the other. If you even looked at one picture
captioned "Amateur girl flashes boobs at Mardi Gras," or "Nude selfie"
or whatever, you may very well have unwittingly perceived an unclothed
minor, even if she looked to be in her 20s.

Posted by: zombie at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (fK2gX)

---
I don't that that's a law-enforcement priority.

Revenger porn? Yeah, that's a thing.

But trying to figure out the age of every nitwit flasher seems a reach.

From what I see, most of these guys who get busted have huge collections of kiddie porn. They didn't just get one or two girls who looked 18 but were really 15, they are dealing with obviously underage children.

These pervs go beyond the whole "barely legal" into dark places I won't mention here. And they usually do it in quantity.

I've never yet heard of a perv who got taken down for a handful of naughty pictures unless it was a revenge porn/high school doofus thing.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 07:53 PM (cfSRQ)

279 Hrothgar, if only it were so easy.
Pug, I can't do that, but I have adopted a policy that if I call and text, both twice, and still can't get any response, I consider that I've done my due diligence and they're just not interested in whatever it is I have to share with them.

It's frustrating and angering, but not as much as trying forever to reach people who are never available, for God knows whatever reason.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)

280 Does anyone else have family who are passive-aggressive about the phone? It seems like I can never get family to return my calls. And when they DO finally return my call, if you miss them? God help you, they WILL NOT pick up when you call them back. You're just screwed. You've either gotta be available when THEY feel like it, or else.

I admit it bugs me.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January


I get family that either rings to discuss useless shit or bitch about shit I want nothing to do with.

I never answer them.

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:53 PM (HALdu)

281 qdpsteve, can you text instead?

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 08, 2020 07:53 PM (G546f)

282 Don Q, good idea.

I do that, but often still don't get any response.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

283 TOGTFO.

Posted by: Shatten lauf at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (YgtOp)

284 Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at January 08, 2020 07:08 PM (zBaqJ)


She related to fawn lieberwitz?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (n12hH)

285 This is the real reason Morons love Israel. They develop all the best military toys.
Posted by: Ian S.

And Tehran airport itself.



https://tinyurl.com/w2me4t7

Posted by: Miklos, laughing hebraically at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)

286 vmom, I try.

not so, yeah, frustrating. Let me guess, they want you to be there for them, but rarely have the time for you.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (L2ZTs)

287 I do not understand why the US and Canada are so willing to accept Iranian "immigrants". We have had no formal diplomatic relations for 40 years and the Canadians closed their embassy in 2012.

Training the enemy and bringing them here as colonists is stupid. Their frequent trips to Iran make it clear they did not flee for their lives, like the guys who did not go back after Khomeini took over. This new crop are approved by the Mullahcracy.

Posted by: CN at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (U7k5w)

288 256
Everyone, sorry to threadjack, but gotta get something off my chest.



Does anyone else have family who are passive-aggressive about the
phone? It seems like I can never get family to return my calls. And when
they DO finally return my call, if you miss them? God help you, they
WILL NOT pick up when you call them back. You're just screwed. You've
either gotta be available when THEY feel like it, or else.



I admit it bugs me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:48 PM (L2ZTs)

________


This is the benefit of having cut-off my entire family.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (WqPYg)

289 Posted by: Miklos, laughing hebraically at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)

I'd forgotten about that one

Posted by: Vanya at January 08, 2020 07:55 PM (U7voe)

290 not so, yeah, frustrating. Let me guess, they want you to be there for them, but rarely have the time for you.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January


Heh.

No. I just want to be ignored. They do not have anything I want

Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:56 PM (HALdu)

291 Shain, I can imagine.

I admit I am sick of the fact I'm stuck in California because of my family. I am seriously considering making concrete plans to get out myself. I should not have to be the only person to look after my mother.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:56 PM (L2ZTs)

292 Mike Lee must think he needs to get a raise from his tech paymasters.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2020 07:52 PM (n7enF)


The (admittedly few) Mormons I know are seem to be really good people. Romney, Reid, and Lee make me wonder if I missed something in my character analysis!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 07:56 PM (BiNEL)

293 Best. PSA. Ever.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 08, 2020 07:57 PM (GbPPJ)

294 Alyssa Milano's Teen Steam


Oh my, the signs of madness were there even then.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 08, 2020 07:57 PM (oVJmc)

295
Does anyone else have family who are passive-aggressive about the
phone?

=======

Some people just don't feel like grabbing the phone. You're family, you're not going anywhere, so you can go to the bottom of the Inbox. "If it's important, he'll call back."

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:57 PM (GgGQj)

296 No. I just want to be ignored. They do not have anything I want
Posted by: not so at January 08, 2020 07:56 PM (HALdu)

I am glad that I cannot understand that. I had a couple uncles with issues, but Mom and Dad and my other aunts and uncles have been great. I got really lucky.

Sorry you didn't have that. That really sucks.

It sucks that normal is not normal.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (2B9A/)

297 Blonde, true.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (L2ZTs)

298 They all talk about 45 years ago like there were different rules and to some extent there were.

But I have been taking sexual harassment training for at least thirty years and you must have a brain made out of oily rags, melted crayons and dog shit if you think braying about power imbalance hasn't been going on since at least the late 80s.

I don't need to hear these morons tell me that they were blindsided by rules they themselves were pushing.

Posted by: jmt at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (I8vjj)

299 Shari Lefkowitz. Dated her in senior year.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton "

Hey, wait. I know her.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy

At The Villages, she's called the "Welcome Committee".

Posted by: Miklos, and she screams "SEFTON!" during sex at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)

300 Yeah, SCIFs are sacred. Tell me again how casually they were breached by Hillary's minions?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 08, 2020 07:45 PM (GgGQj)


SCIFs SHOULD BE sacred! But if an oath means nothing to you, it is a moot point!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 07:49 PM (BiNEL)



I sold supercomputers to DOE/Intel community back in the day. You wouldn't say as much as who farted once you got out of the SCIF. These ass-hats use it for TV time.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (377Zs)

301 Nood Reckoning

Posted by: Big V at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (B06Zw)

302 Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (Z+IKu)

OK, but first we take the poutine. We already own the Stanley Cup.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at January 08, 2020 07:59 PM (j9QbI)

303 Don't know if its working yet but a few family members were telling my dasd to carry his phone on all the time on his person, more chance he needs to call out but you never know.

Posted by: Skip at January 08, 2020 07:59 PM (ZCEU2)

304 Hrothgar, we may have just found out how much it takes for a Mormon to sell his soul.

Posted by: Ben Had at January 08, 2020 07:59 PM (n7enF)

305 Posted by: Miklos, laughing hebraically at January 08, 2020 07:54 PM (QzkSJ)

That is all kinds of awesome!

Posted by: Infidel at January 08, 2020 07:59 PM (MTxDQ)

306 Does anyone else have family who are passive-aggressive about the phone?
It seems like I can never get family to return my calls. And when they
DO finally return my call, if you miss them? God help you, they WILL NOT
pick up when you call them back. You're just screwed. You've either
gotta be available when THEY feel like it, or else.



I admit it bugs me.

Posted by: qdpsteve at January

---
In the olden times people used rings as a signal so you knew who was calling.

Because sometimes you were somewhere you weren't supposed to be.

Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (cfSRQ)

307 Hrothgar, if only it were so easy.
Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 07:53 PM (L2ZTs)


qdpsteve, I understand more than you will ever know!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (BiNEL)

308 I rarely call anyone, just throw out a text and really don't care if it gets answered. Though, to be polite I always answer promptly.

Posted by: dartist at January 08, 2020 08:00 PM (K22Va)

309 Nood

Posted by: Bruce at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (vd8XM)

310 Hrothgar, that I know :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at January 08, 2020 08:01 PM (L2ZTs)

311 So yeah, Mike, let's just trot out all of our methods and capabilities so you and Chuck can run to the mics and spill your guts. Good to see the spooks gave them the finger.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:46 PM (377Zs)


But think of the fun you could have. Tell Lee that we've developed a way of bugging the towels on the Iranians' heads, so when he leaks that they're all unwrapping their heads to check. Then tell him about how we've bred genetically-altered mosquitoes to carry little cameras and microphones to spy on them.

The possibilities are endless.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 08, 2020 08:02 PM (RFAn/)

312 I sold supercomputers to DOE/Intel community back in the day. You wouldn't say as much as who farted once you got out of the SCIF. These ass-hats use it for TV time.

Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 08, 2020 07:58 PM (377Zs)


Ah yes, this is the way it must be, if you are serious about preserving a secure program. NO ifs, ands, or buts!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (BiNEL)

313 Just in time for the 2020 election, Twitter allegedly working on a feature to limit who can reply to your posts:

https://tinyurl.com/v72j4c3

Posted by: redridinghood at January 08, 2020 08:03 PM (wiXsO)

314 Given the criminal liability, why would one put underage actresses on who look of *legal age*? Why not just get, you know, 21 year olds or whatever?

Traci Lords would like to have a word with you...

Posted by: Rob Crawford at January 08, 2020 08:05 PM (naEeR)

315 227
Indeed. She had pancreatic cancer in 2019. You know the survival rates for that? 20% for one year, 7% for five years.



She survived. The must be doing weekly cancer screens for that women

so they can catch whatever illness she gets in the early stage.



Posted by: WisRich at January 08, 2020 07:40 PM (OAlmw)


It comes back, time and again.

Posted by: NOTN THAT GUY at January 08, 2020 08:07 PM (bZgS1)

316
Do you like boobs alot?
https://tinyurl.com/nqrmx3k

Posted by: YIKES! at January 08, 2020 08:09 PM (t6XCL)

317 OT - Newamax reports that Governor Abbot of Texas says the state suffers 10,000 cyber attacks from Iran per minute.

Posted by: PSA at January 08, 2020 09:40 PM (pGnDm)

318 I think Abbot should attack back.

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