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Saturday Morning Coffee Break
Good morning. I'm not sure about you, but I could use a coffee IV drip about now. As we do every Saturday morning, let's take a look at a few things that didn't get too much attention here at the AoSHQ.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:00 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: weirdflunky at January 11, 2020 09:01 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (ykYG2)
Careful out there olddog. KC streets are icy. I would imagine the interstates are fine but I haven't looked yet.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 08:49
Yeah, but can't avoid trip. Chance wife may get released from hospital today, although Sunday is more likely. She went for chemo on Wed. and they said her levels were bad and admitted her.
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Dhht7)
You were!!!!
I told you I need a caffeine drip
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:03 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: a rutabaga and music critic at January 11, 2020 09:03 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (tT0V4)
*looks around for my pants, or at least my skivvies*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Thanatopsis at beautiful Chancre del Diablo ranch at January 11, 2020 09:05 AM (QJ/23)
Not a single car has been down our street since 4 a.m. but then again, no salt truck either :/
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:05 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: Vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:06 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:06 AM (aA3+G)
Their "Vegan Steak" is no different than the other pablum they serve to the dumb asses that eat there.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 11, 2020 09:07 AM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Mephitis at January 11, 2020 09:07 AM (5zp8e)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:07 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (cfSRQ)
which is fair enough, i don't NEED to read that story.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (ykYG2)
No snow here yet but the streets are a sheet of ice.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: a rutabaga and music critic at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (arJlL)
Every week you post these links. And every week I debate whether to click on them or not. And every week I decide not to. and every week I break down and click on the damn links. And every week I regret at least one of them.
Well not this week Mis-ter Humanitarian! I stand strong and resist. Because a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds. Not today!!!
Oh, okay, maybe just a couple...
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (m45I2)
it hasn't been as cold a January as usual.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (ykYG2)
BUT given recent reports that Suleimani was the most radical, the most extreme, and the most vicious of all of the Iranian leaders; combined with the observation that everyone else, even in the Iranian leadership, was terrified of crossing him; would WW2 have happened if Hitler had been assassinated in 1936? The regime would have gone on, but what if cautious people trying to protect their own positions and wealth would have been running it instead?
I don't think the current Iranian leadership is composed of "good" people, but I think they like their comfortable lives, and after seeing how Suleimani went out, they don't want to go out the same way.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Seconded
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:09 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Yes
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (lwiT4)
I'm at my mom's, about 25 mi north and east of home.
Going to be a "real" winter day around here!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Dhht7)
Godspeed, and be safe.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:12 AM (t+qrx)
Sorry to hear that, olddog.
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Z/jzm)
Cancer is a bitch. Are you able to you stay there overnite if she doesnt get released?
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 09:12 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:12 AM (arJlL)
'Snice.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (m45I2)
Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.
*shoots heroin into eyeball *
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Rock Girthpounder at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (CLteG)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)
I lived in FLA for almost 6 years and never made 1 damn headline.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (DFoXD)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:14 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 09:14 AM (dUJdY)
Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.
Here it is:
https://bit.ly/30doOcM
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)
lmao! Jane you always make me laugh.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (Dhht7)
Continued prayers, olddog.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.
*shoots heroin into eyeball *
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)
I love the smell of vagina in the morning
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)
One of the key parts of any good Florida Man story is the bizarre but irrefutable logic: YES, he was arrested while trying to eradicate wasps from his neighbor's kitchen with a golf cart-mounted jackhammer while naked, and when you read the whole story, you'll see that not only he was perfectly justified, but that it wsa the only good option he had. Not doing so would have been unthinkable.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)
You have to go out of your way to find rusty pickup trucks these days. Hell, even Ocala is gentrified.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:17 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:17 AM (JoUsr)
38 Holy cats and OMG.
Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.
*shoots heroin into eyeball *
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (ptqGC)
I love the smell of vagina in the morning
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)
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Cheaper just to open a can of tuna, no?
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:17 AM (cfSRQ)
He has some relatives on this or that side of Hadrian's Wall still, I think.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (DFoXD)
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We're eliminating his natural habitat! Where's the celebrity charity concert for Florida Man?
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Gwenneth! at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ykYG2)
*******
Talk about a celebrity doing a public cervix announcement.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)
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Uh, you might want to be very specific on this claim. I say that for your own safety! Have you taken a look around your local WalMart? Triggly Puff family reunion.
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)
The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)
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The Cuckshed bought a case.
It's the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: David French at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ykYG2)
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I was going to opine that he is part of the Scots-Irish diaspora. I assume all Anglosphere countries have their homegrown version. Oz also has gators, surely he flourishes there too.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:13 AM (JFO2v)
Well we now know who has dedication issues.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: SMOD Keeper at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (JbL9Q)
Maybe I'll market a candle that smells like my musky, sweaty nutsack after an hourlong workout. I'll call it "Scrote."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)
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Count me in!
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (cfSRQ)
******
There is a movement afoot in Colorado to reintroduce Florida Man back into the wild.
Or maybe it's grey wolves, I just sort of skimmed the article.
Both at the same time might be interesting.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:16 AM (JoUsr)
Tammy Bruce has told her listeners that there will be times that she says something they won't agree with and that it's only natural to expect that. Nowhere was that illustrated more than when she went 100% gaga over that obvious hosebag and the brainless ginger.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (y7DUB)
which is fair enough, i don't NEED to read that story.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:08 AM (ykYG2)
Here's the vid:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAP_5CAnmpQ
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (PUmDY)
The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)
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The Cuckshed bought a case.
It's the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)
That's not true
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's dog at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (aA3+G)
The candle is actually called "This Smells Like My Vagina," and sells for $75. It sold out right after its launch.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)
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The Cuckshed bought a case.
It's the closest they'll ever get to the real thing.
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:20 AM (cfSRQ)
I'm sure they take deep, close up whiffs off their bulls' dicks after plowing their wives.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (cfSRQ)
Sounds heavenly, Muldoon.
Prayers up, olddog. The rest of you be safe in that icy mess.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:22 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:22 AM (HaL55)
I would like to buy her contacts list for programming drone strikes.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Shep! at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (cfSRQ)
Large, extra large, and elephantiasis.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (NWiLs)
Thanks! They have two reviews on Amazon as of now, both 5/5. wooot
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:10 AM (Dc2NZ)
'Ere now! Your average Floridar Man is but a poof and a wanker.
You know nuffing of my people!
Posted by: Yob at January 11, 2020 09:23 AM (q57gj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (ptqGC)
That's okay, her last movie smelled like ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (oVJmc)
There you go, not taking into account the cultural differences of people around the world. I suppose you are one of those people who think Western Civilization is all that.
Uh, cancel that above
https://tinyurl.com/ut3bd8o
Posted by: Groundhog at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (NWiLs)
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Silly 'Som, they're in the cuckshed!
Posted by: Ace-Endorsed Author A.H. Lloyd at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (cfSRQ)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (zr5Kq)
so wait- how did- how did she
never mind
we live in strange times
Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:25 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)
WASTF
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 09:25 AM (OX9vb)
Gwyneth Paltrow is felling a candle that smells like her vagina.
That's okay, her last movie smelled like ass.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:24 AM (oVJmc)
--------------------------------My farts smell like Old Spice.
Posted by: Groundhog at January 11, 2020 09:25 AM (VYwSh)
Yeah, I have to actually get up from the couch and walk over to the window to see mine. She'll be 30 years old in June. Older than most supermodels.
If that truck could talk, I'd be in jail.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (HaL55)
Dripping Sweaty Armpits - $75
Runny Poop Baby Diapers - $89
Mexican Food and Vodka Vomit - $105
Skunk Ass - 2 for $100
Road Kill Carcass - $110
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (MHHCZ)
https://tinyurl.com/t6lpb8a
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:27 AM (WI7YS)
If that truck could talk, I'd be in jail.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:26 AM (HaL55)
Get her something nice for her birthday!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:27 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:27 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:19 AM (NWiLs)
Woof!
Posted by: Miss Honeywell at January 11, 2020 09:28 AM (WhTSP)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:28 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:28 AM (m45I2)
Lib women are more obsessed with their junk than any teenage boy.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
I predict everything will start to bud out, and then get zapped in a freeze.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (NWiLs)
I would totally do it. Adventure is my middle name. Except I hate rollercoasters. They scare me, man. What if you fall out or something ?
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:15 AM (JFO2v)
I suspect there is a large difference in the smell of vagina, and the smell of burnt vagina.
Then again, I've never steamed a clam.
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (Z4rgH)
Or maybe it's grey wolves, I just sort of skimmed the article.
Both at the same time might be interesting.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (m45I2)
* * * *
Both at once... in that scenario, Florida Man could single-handedly save the Colorado elk population.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (fNFgo)
102 Unseasonably warm here this week, and then it turns cold again.
I predict everything will start to bud out, and then get zapped in a freeze.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11,
What is this "warm" you speak of?
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (MHHCZ)
Now Do Islam.
NDI.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:18 AM (ptqGC)
Hi, Honey! I'm home.
...
Tuna Casserole tonight, huh? My favor-
...
...
Hey, Baby. I think there's something really wrong with that casserole.
I mean, I think the tuna's bad or something. Oh, uh *gags*...uh, yeah...*gags*...that tuna must be rotten or *gags*...
Holy Cow, that's awful. Smell like Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina or something...
You bought What!?!?!?
Posted by: Average Guy coming home from work at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (q57gj)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Man, we had major thunderstorms yesterday and last night.
My pittie was askeerd...all...nigh...long. Ugh....I have a caffeine drip hooked up.
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)
so wait- how did- how did she
"That's the sound of the men
workin' on the Chain Gang " !
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (arJlL)
She could use a front seat cover. And some fixing up, too. She has no heater, no A/C, down to just one radio speaker (out of 4), needs tires, an oil change and a new paint job, none of which are doable and haven't been for many years.
But she's mine. So there's that. I might drive her to a gig one of these nights so you can see her, Insom.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)
Michelle Candles
Posted by: Jonah Goldberg's dog at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (aA3+G)
We've replaced this Catholic church's votive candles with Gwyneth Paltrow's Smells Like My Vagina candles. Let's see if anyone notices.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:33 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (ptqGC)
Eyeball heroin?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (t+qrx)
Both at the same time might be interesting.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:21 AM (m45I2)
They reintroduced timber wolves here in WI some time back. It has been a process full of consequences that should have been foreseen.
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (MHHCZ)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:32 AM (HaL55)
Sounds like she's got character.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: eleven at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (Qf83p)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (ptqGC)
Smell my finger?
*I denounce myself*
Posted by: GnuBreed at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:30 AM (+y/Ru)
It would smell like Reggie's schlong
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 09:34 AM (7HweE)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (G546f)
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Separation of Candy Cane and State! Separation of Candy Cane and State!
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (HaL55)
I have a itty bitty thunder shirt for my Yorkie. But he couldn't care less about lightning or thunder. Same for my Lab/Hound.
But because I had to get up for the pittie, EVERYONE of them had to get up. "Is it time to eat!?"
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2020 09:36 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:36 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:37 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:37 AM (DFoXD)
I'd rather have a Gwynethgina candle.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (m45I2)
maybe i need to move to florida so that guy can kiss it better.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (ykYG2)
"You know that smell... that gasoline smell. The whole hill."
Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:39 AM (iTXRQ)
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Dood... you owe me a roll of paper towels! That was hilarious!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:39 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (m45I2)
This works to the tune of the Oscar Meyer Weiner song.
You're welcome.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:39 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (zr5Kq)
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Like Voban and sweat?
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (JoUsr)
I'm sure the guy who does "Sunny Skyz" who does good news stories from around the U.S. makes some money.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (WI7YS)
picture of the nativity which were being sold in an army base store.
No, candy canes are not unconstitutional:
When will somebody actually show some strength against those assholes and tell them to fuck off?
If you don't like those candy canes, then don't buy them. You don't have the right to remove them just because your atheistic "belief" or some such bullshit. How about we shut down something you like? How about that?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 09:40 AM (HaL55)
BREAKING: Iran's military admits shooting down Flight 752, citing 'human error' - AP
Trump's fault because they weren't crazy evil until he sliced Salami.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (+y/Ru)
I'd rather have a Gwynethgina candle.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:38 AM (m45I2)
I have the Snow White and Dwarfs candle set. Dopey candle is just MJ I think.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (DFoXD)
G-d comfort their poor families.
Get us the hell out of there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (JoUsr)
also, that candle probably has whiffs of Weinstein in it
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
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"Doc" smells like chloroform.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)
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"Doc" smells like chloroform.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:43 AM (Dc2NZ)
Bashful smells like flop sweat and rejection.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (iTXRQ)
She's the privileged child of Hollywood elites. Not saying she wasn't abused, but she grew up a moonbat raised by moonbats.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tami at January 11, 2020 09:44 AM (cF8AT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:45 AM (G546f)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:45 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Lady in Black at January 11, 2020 09:45 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 09:46 AM (q57gj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:46 AM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
This bears repeating.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (t+qrx)
G-d comfort their poor families.
Get us the hell out of there.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11, 2020 09:42 AM (ptqGC)
Amen.
For all of the talk about Russians bad. They had enough brains to leave.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby
********
A commenter named Aunty Ralph (great nick) the other day pointed out that this so-called feminist is the founder of a life-coach training seminar alcohol rehab program available for $547 ($50 off with promo code)
Holly Whitaker
https://www.jointempest.com/about
So hardly a disinterested observer.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)
Ah forget I asked.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020 09:48 AM (Uu+Jp)
If you vote for Bernie I will personally suck u if u ask and I have the time!
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Patti Harrison (born 1991) is an American actress and comedian. She is known for her appearance on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon where she made jokes about Donald Trump's ban on transgender people in the military. Harrison has a recurring role on the first season of Hulu series Shrill.
Hard pass.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)
Ah forget I asked.
Dips them in Goop?
Posted by: DB at January 11, 2020 09:49 AM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:50 AM (G546f)
That caffeine in my belly is about 10 minutes away from a good sit-down-and-poop.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2020 09:50 AM (LxTcq)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)
Great, more mouthy boozed up harridans.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 09:51 AM (y7DUB)
I hear there's a scene in the original Debbie Does Dallas...
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:51 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:49 AM (+y/Ru)
"Personally" is the dealbreaker. Impersonal, disinterested, and impatiently, or else it's a pass from me.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (PUmDY)
. I am looking at Grove City College in PA. They also need to hire a chaplain, but I think I'm too long in the tooth to do that. They probably want someone in their 30's. They definitely prefer someone with a Ph.D which I don't have.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)
Send me $50 to get the scent of any small gulf coast backwater town right in your living room.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 09:31 AM (fmexF)
That leads to a definition analysis: Like things function the same.
Proposition: Feminists are enablers, or at least are of an enabler mindset.
Supporting statement: Enablers need people to be dependent on them out of fear that otherwise they will be abandoned. This dependency situation is a basis for prestige, stability and personal actualization--for the enabler.
Review: No matter what the rhetoric, enablers block self actualization, growth and escape from dependence. This is done through influencing, taking actions to discredit or disqualify the dependent partner, or actually intimidating the person who is dependent to foster greater dependency.
Conclusion: as like things act in a like manner, nothing stated here contradicts the argument that Feminism, as it is currently showing itself, is a form of enabling of dependency, and the people the philosophy is claiming to provide actualization has become a tool to bind individuals tighter to what it is supposed to be liberating them from.
Suggestion: Don't push me or I will start discussing how Domestic abuse is a form of imposed dependency and how most Leftist philosophies match those profiles too.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (1glZx)
What an incredibly stupid and myopic woman that gal is.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (WI7YS)
How do WE know that that it really does smell like her pooter?
For all we know, her pooter really smells faintly like steamed pebbles.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (Dc2NZ)
I'm sick of hearing how we celebrities are in some kind of bubble and we don't understand real life. When I'm out in public and people approach me, I'm always interested in what they have to say to my security detail.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 09:53 AM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (oVJmc)
This bears repeating.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:47 AM (t+qrx)
Yogi to Smokey, come in Smokey. Yogi to Smokey, over.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 09:51 AM (y7DUB)
LOL.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:54 AM (H8QX8)
g'mornin', 'rons
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (5or4F)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (1glZx)
*******
Well, there are two techniques.
You can extract the essence of the vagina and insert it into the candle...
...or...
...well, just rearrange the order of the words in that first sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (t+qrx)
I rarely watch the local news and now I know why. The last 15 minutes has been all grrrrl power shit. Can't wait until they start doing the "empowering" the trannies segments
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (7HweE)
They don't have a group that makes the higher power into something non theistic?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (X/Pw5)
https://youtu.be/HLhLJs2vs44
Posted by: BourbonChicken at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (LxTcq)
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Destruction of everything and everyone I know versus Tomahawk Lizzie in the Oval Office.
Decisions, decisions.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (tT0V4)
*******
Well, there are two techniques.
You can extract the essence of the vagina and insert it into the candle...
...or...
...well, just rearrange the order of the words in that first sentence.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 09:55 AM (m45I2)
Blow out candle first as to not start a brush fire.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (DCYln)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (WI7YS)
Sure they do. They don't have groups that make the individual the higher power. That's the part that enrages the left.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:56 AM (WI7YS)
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Of course there are other options, but some people enjoy whining.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)
My Tennessee grandmother would say, "common as pig tracks."
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (H8QX8)
Essence of expressed Ewok anal glands comes to mind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (tT0V4)
The Vader Funeral Pyre scented is a big seller.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (JFO2v)
Enjoying a second cup of coffee and a cigar. Life is bueno.
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:58 AM (H8QX
lol
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (zr5Kq)
Pence: No way...you're on.
*Shakes hands*
Trump: Pay Me!!!
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (tT0V4)
Except I hate rollercoasters. They scare me, man. What if you fall
out or something ?
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 09:29 AM (zr5Kq)
They will find your head over by the sno-cone concession
https://youtu.be/xfTVoDP2iwA
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 09:59 AM (UUBmN)
I can almost hear my very British mother refer to Harry's wife as "that Markle woman" and to categorize her as "common".
I call her Sparkle Farkle because nostalgia.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (HaL55)
Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (fmexF)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)
Fen, what have you got to lose by applying? It sounds like a great position for you!
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:01 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)
Being common would be a step up for that gutter trash
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (7HweE)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat
Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:00 AM (HaL55)
Fannie Farkle!
Posted by: BignJames at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (X/Pw5)
AUSTELL, Ga. A teenager was decapitated by a roller coaster after he hopped a pair of fences and entered a restricted area Saturday at Six Flags Over Georgia, authorities said.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (JFO2v)
Experience was valued at one time.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (HaL55)
He's a Lawfare blogger, a critic of Nunes, and an apologist for the FBI.
This is a massive cover-up attempt. And Chris Wray has to go also.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vajugme
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (RuIsu)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)
Tell them you are an unofficial online chaplain of AoSHQ and then provide a link....Beats PhD , I say.
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (DFoXD)
Posted by: Grog at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (weXmt)
*******
"Hey Buster! Stop staring at my tits! My vagina is down here!!!"
/Gwyneth
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:05 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Downcast at January 11, 2020 10:06 AM (1PYHw)
Posted by: Grog at January 11, 2020 10:06 AM (weXmt)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:06 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (zr5Kq)
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It's more dangerous than being a Sentinel Island missionary.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (Vf4Y7)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:04 AM (DFoXD)
with hint of magnesium and solid rocket fuel
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Big V Caffeinated at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (B06Zw)
But it's amazing what the power of second hand puthy can have over a man's life.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (t+qrx)
https://twitter.com/badluck_jones/status/1215895096966684673
Thank goodness for subtitles! At first I thought they were speaking Swedish.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (98WNR)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:08 AM (t+qrx)
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We have a control center?
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:07 AM (Dc2NZ)
And, AND, there is the youth factor. No one over 29 !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (DFoXD)
Thanks; That's very kind. They want someone with experience with college students. The most experience I have with college students is with my own son. LOL
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (WI7YS)
Can't have weather control...
Without a control center
Talk to J.J. if you want to take a tour.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Weasel
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They didn't tell you about when you signed up??? Hmmm....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (WI7YS)
That's easy. Think of a toddler. Then take away reason and accountability.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (V2Yro)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Weasel
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They didn't tell you about when you signed up??? Hmmm....
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:11 AM (UUBmN)
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I've often pondered its existence, but didn't want to sound like a conspiracy nut.
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (MVjcR)
And add 'flinging poo'
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:09 AM (MVjcR
Doghouse, this is Beagle, over
The Eagle is in his nest
Posted by: A dude in MI at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (WhTSP)
Well, I don't think that's a good idea to put that on the application.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (WI7YS)
Around here, amongst friends like us?
Perish the thought.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (tT0V4)
hey, hogmartin
Posted by: AltonJackson at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (5or4F)
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Yeah, because who ever hears of a 15 year old making a poor decision?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 11, 2020 09:02 AM (ykYG2)
But she is a Chancellor now..isn't that the same....?
Posted by: Colin at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (QSlR/)
Sales of Tide Pods have never been better!
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (Y9zp1)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 10:13 AM (+y/Ru)
What's fifteen Canadian years in people years?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:10 AM (WI7YS)
They can't always get what they want. Sometimes they want something different than they know
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (OX9vb)
What is the Canadian legal age to buy tobacco, or alcohol?
Get a tattoo?
Just curious.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (ZCEU2)
They really don't get that they brought this on themselves.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (uquGJ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)
I've often privately suspected its existence, but did not wart to sound like a conspiracy nut.
There. That's better.
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (UUBmN)
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Stayyyyyy.... just a little bit longerrrrrr......
Posted by: Sufficiently Jackson Browne at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Chunk Hunger at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (sN9mD)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 09:04 AM (JFO2v)
Cafe tres? O Quattro?
Posted by: Fox2! at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (0TJbv)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:16 AM (ZCEU2)
________________
What does that mean? That he won't date muslim millionaires' sons who provide shitty security and drivers?
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 09:52 AM (WI7YS)
Maybe try to find a remote program where you can write your on PhD plan. Maybe even one of the PhDs there could be a mentor/sponsor.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (JFO2v)
Get a tattoo?
Just curious.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (tT0V4)
For booze it's 18 or 19, depending on the province.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (pXNaM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Don't make their decision for them. If you want it, apply for it. The person interviewing you may not be the HR person who added those requirements.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (Y9zp1)
Fen, isn't your son a special needs kind of guy? Or am I thinking of someone else? You probably have some life experiences that could be useful in a college chaplain position.
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (OX9vb)
The dreaded rain has just begun in Da Swamp. It's 75 degrees out there, but looking out through the coffee shop window, it looked like 35 and snow was about to start.
Linda wanted to go to a thrift store in the suburbs, but we are going to be sensible and skip that for today.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (Adu0z)
When I was looking for a new job a few months back I applied for a few jobs above what I thought I qualified for...I actually got one of them so you really never know. Now I have to keep it
I never lied about my experience but they hired me anyways.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM (PUmDY)
I love toothpaste. In all its forms.
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:19 AM (m45I2)
Get a tattoo?
Just curious.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:14 AM (tT0V4)
For booze it's 18 or 19, depending on the province.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:17 AM (pXNaM)
Tobacco is the same, 18 or 19 depending on the province/territory.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (pXNaM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)
Do it! You know we're all going to pray for you. It's the least we can do, given all of your prayers and support for us.
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)
totally
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (PUmDY)
quoting Michael is always the answer!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:20 AM (OX9vb)
ALL of us are deeply in arrears. Go Fen!!
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:21 AM (Adu0z)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:22 AM (DFoXD)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)
* * * *
The Lord works in mysterious ways... Prayers up!
Posted by: Sufficiently Jackson Browne at January 11, 2020 10:22 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:22 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:23 AM (Adu0z)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020
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I occasionally read a funny or penetrating comment out loud to Miss Linda. Not this one, I'm afraid.
(I love the remark. But it's not something she'd appreciate, that's all.)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:23 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (ZCEU2)
#BREAKING: It is taking place now in #AmirKabir University of #Tehran, thousands of students are protesting against #Iran's Islamic Regime & #IRGC over shot-down of Flight #PS752 of #Ukraine International Airlines by a Tor-M1 SAM system of #IRGCASF.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (BqBId)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Skip at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (DFoXD)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Good, let him burn through his fortune for naught!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (PUmDY)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at January 11, 2020 10:23 AM (Adu0z)
The Flock of No Fuks Given
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (JFO2v)
#BREAKING: It is taking place now in #AmirKabir University of #Tehran, thousands of students are protesting against #Iran's Islamic Regime & #IRGC over shot-down of Flight #PS752 of #Ukraine International Airlines by a Tor-M1 SAM system of #IRGCASF."
And so...it begins?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: klaftern at January 11, 2020
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She's on the cover of one of Linda's female magazines. All I can say is, she isn't half as lovely as her mother was at that age.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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Good, let him burn through his fortune for naught!
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:25 AM (UUBmN)
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I would totally take business advice from such a man. Not.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (fNFgo)
It would seem that it is only very specific medical decisions that they are willing to allow 15 year olds to make.
Odd...that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (tT0V4)
The situation is evolving.
(This is a polite way of saying that management didn't think about doing up a roster until a few minutes ago)
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:15 AM (WI7YS)
Mention your interest in the care and feeding of the students on campus, both physically and spiritually.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (pXNaM)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (zr5Kq)
It would seem that it is only very specific medical decisions that they are willing to allow 15 year olds to make.
Odd...that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (tT0V4)
Well presidental drop out Julian Castro wanted abortions for any and all trans women. How woke.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 11, 2020 10:24 AM (BqBId)
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God bless them; they are far braver than I--hundreds already killed by regime and thousands more jailed.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (sGotD)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:26 AM (tT0V4)
Where the heck is that guy ??
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:29 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:28 AM (pXNaM)
306 JOkes aside, I think Fen should mention all the interfaith stuff she does in her application. That will set her apart and ahead of other applicants in my opinion. Will be appreciated too by the college HR.
Posted by: runner
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Make sure you use the word "diversity" several times. As in, your diverse flock or the diversity of your flock.
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:30 AM (UUBmN)
Odd...that.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:27 AM (tT0V4)
Tattoos are trickier. Most areas of the country don't have set laws, but 18 is considered/recommended to be the age since the person can enter into a contract without parental consent. Therefore, a lot of tattoo parlors require parental consent for anyone under 18, although some will do it for 17 year olds and the occasional 16 year old without parental consent.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:31 AM (pXNaM)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:30 AM (UUBmN)
Right ? we are pretty diverse here, ain't we. We have an ewok running the place for chrissakes !
Posted by: runner at January 11, 2020 10:31 AM (zr5Kq)
Wait...I thought Trump was a tyrannical dictator, and our Sky Screamers were bravely facing death to vocally oppose him.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 11, 2020 10:31 AM (tT0V4)
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Fen works outreach with the Fur-positive community.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:32 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (fNFgo)
Holly Whitaker
https://www.jointempest.com/about
So hardly a disinterested observer.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020
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Contrast AA pricing: some gas to drive to a meeting, a buck tossed into the basket to help pay for the coffee, and once in a while a burger when you go with some of the meeting people to Shoney's afterwards.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes
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Hey, I'm no furry!
*shifty eyes*
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (DFoXD)
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I'll tell you who's brave, Tater and Acosta.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 10:33 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (PUmDY)
this is delicious cattiness
some feminine instinct in me finds it deeply addicting
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (G546f)
Second hand, that broad was married twice before.
And she was a d-list Hollywood actress, the number of casting couch auditions is probably off the charts.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (gxVQS)
Laptop battery
Posted by: Laptop Battery LLC at January 11, 2020 10:35 AM (I3U8v)
Second hand, that broad was married twice before.
And she was a d-list Hollywood actress, the number of casting couch auditions is probably off the charts.
Posted by: Larry Vaughn at January 11, 2020 10:34 AM (gxVQS)
maybe she can suck the chrome of a trailer hitch
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (UUBmN)
Laptop battery
Posted by: Laptop Battery LLC at January 11, 2020 10:35 AM (I3U8v)
Insights like this are why I keep coming here!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)
Being common would be a step up for that gutter trash
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (7HweE)
Mother Hate used "common" as an all purpose dismissive term.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (y7DUB)
...laptop battery.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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She looks like she has
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2020 10:38 AM (b6UUO)
Posted by: Chris M at January 11, 2020 10:38 AM (6XZdO)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 10:38 AM (PUmDY)
I predict everything will start to bud out, and then get zapped in a freeze.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 11,
What is this "warm" you speak of?
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 11, 2020
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And what is "cold"? We usually get two seasons down here, January and SUMMER. Nowadays we don't even get January.
WI sounds fascinating. No, I'm not being sarcastic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 11, 2020 10:40 AM (KP5rU)
Posted by: rhennigantx
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She looks like she has
Posted by: lin-duh at January 11, 2020
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I lost track. Are we talking about Markle or Paltrow? Or both?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
WI sounds fascinating. No, I'm not being sarcastic.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)
I'm in Louisiana. It rained last night and it must be around 70 right now. I like not having snow and ice to mess with but this is ridiculous.
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (U7voe)
Thanks for the creativity. However, none of you are teenagers that I know of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (WI7YS)
Do you also have wigs, doors, handbags or machines for sale? If not, get off my blog.
Posted by: Spam Inc at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (/LQkF)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (q1Pj5)
I read that Singapore used to stamp "Penalty for Drug Smuggling Is Death" on the passports of incoming travelers, too.
Kind of an attention grabber. You could amuse your friends with that stamp when you got home, too.
Posted by: mnw at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (Cssks)
What? By definition he's bipolar! The cad!
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:41 AM (m45I2)
I was going to say something about "anodyne" but I made the mistake of looking up the etymology. Not related to anode at all
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 09:22 AM (fNFgo)
excellent
Posted by: m at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (Y3R0d)
They're a Christian College. Their diversity is already somewhat limited.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:43 AM (WI7YS)
If you're my congregation, I gotta tell you-the salary leaves something to be desired-as in all of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (b6UUO)
Has anyone mentioned "Perfume: the Story of a Murderer" in this thread yet?
Cuz it sorta relates to the GP hoohah foofaraw.
Excellent if creepy novel.
And excellent if creepy movie. Frankly, I'm surprised that a story that relies so heavily on scent could make such a good movie.
It's streaming on amazon if you're shut in today and wish to see it.
Also, which I didn't know until now, Netfllix has a series adaptation of "Perfume".
Not sure if they could get an extended series out of the story but a short limited series. Yeah, probably.
Anyway, haven't seen it, so you're on your own there.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (q57gj)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:46 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 11, 2020 10:46 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 10:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 09:35 AM (G546f)
teevee "nooz"
Posted by: m at January 11, 2020 10:47 AM (Y3R0d)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:46 AM (m45I2)
...Muldoon said, acidly.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:47 AM (t+qrx)
If you're my congregation, I gotta tell you-the salary leaves something to be desired-as in all of it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:45 AM (WI7YS)
Maybe is it one of those Exempt Positions.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Spam Inc at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (/LQkF)
I'm looking for a battery for my laptop lace wig. Can you help?
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)
SE WI: right now 29° but windy enough to feel like 10. By Wednesday, a high of 40 but a low of -4. Snow, rain, freezing rain. It's a regular smorgasbord of weather!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (Z/jzm)
I read that. I thought it was startling & unforgettable.
I think there is a film, too. A German or French film, maybe.
Posted by: mnw at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (Cssks)
Go look at some of the apprenticeship programs in your area as an option. They are shorter, and pay back faster. they are not all plumbing and ironwork, some are low voltage wiring (phone commo and other wiring) and a few others.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (1glZx)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: Blanco Basura -It's OK, I'm with the banned at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (SchxB)
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020
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Vanya, it certainly is. Plus I have to listen all year 'round to people telling me how much they LOVE summer. Ha. If they had to work outdoors in this swampy heat for even one day, they'd sell their shriveled little raisin souls to get back into the A/C.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (MMdM/)
Has anyone mentioned "Perfume: the Story of a Murderer" in this thread yet?
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me at 167
gmta
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (G546f)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (D4YGe)
Thanks for the creativity. However, none of you are teenagers that I know of.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (WI7YS)
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Chronologically, perhaps not. Mentally is a different story.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:39 AM (MMdM/)
SE WI: right now 29° but windy enough to feel like 10. By Wednesday, a high of 40 but a low of -4. Snow, rain, freezing rain. It's a regular smorgasbord of weather!
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020
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Here we have a steady buffet of warm, warm, hot, rainy and hot, rainy and warm, warm some more. Gah.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:42 AM (WI7YS)
Do you mean age or maturity level?
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (pXNaM)
Posted by: JoeF. at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (D4YGe)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ohm my God...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mrs. Leggy at January 11, 2020 09:57 AM (Vf4Y7)
Being common would be a step up for that gutter trash
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 11, 2020 10:02 AM (7HweE)
Mother Hate used "common" as an all purpose dismissive term.
Posted by: Captain Hate at January 11, 2020 10:37 AM (y7DUB)
I'm listening to Mere Christianity by C.S. Lewis. He makes the point that there was no moral values attached to words like gentleman, lady or commoner.
A gentleman was a man who held a title and was a landowner. A commoner was someone who didn't have a title and own land.
A gentleman could be a nasty person and a commoner could have high values.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020
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Wonder if his company has an interstate sales department?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (MMdM/)
I'm too long in the tooth to be an apprentice.
Just kidding; I know you were talking about my son, and it's good advice, but he's not too good work with small motor skills. I would like him to check out apprenticeship programs, but right now he seems to have his heart set on college.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (WI7YS)
gmta
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 11, 2020 10:49 AM (G546f)
Yep.
But, your mind is apparently faster.
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (q57gj)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ohm my God...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)
Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:50 AM (MMdM/)
Our cold january-february makes us really appreciate our warm(er) july-august . So far this has been a mild winter.... today is the 1st really yucky day we've had since the crazy Halloween Day "blizzard"
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (Z/jzm)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:54 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ohm my God...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)
Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:54 AM (NWiLs)
I lived there for 17 years, and I never did or saw anything like the "Florida (wo)man" stuff that gets posted.
Posted by: Ian S. at January 11, 2020 10:54 AM (6XLoz)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ohm my God...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)
Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020
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I figured someone would jump start the conversation.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
I do not, because I just get the next available appointment from the pool of doctors (more likely, PAs) at whichever particular specialty office I need at the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (t+qrx)
Air conditioning is the greatest non-medical invention in human history
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (U7voe)
I read that. I thought it was startling & unforgettable.
I think there is a film, too. A German or French film, maybe.
Posted by: mnw at January 11, 2020 10:48 AM (Cssks)
Yes!
The novel kind of blew my mind.
Very original idea brought to it's logical conclusion.
Plus, opening up a whole new(ish) world to think about because smell is definitely the orphaned sense in most writing.
Brilliant stuff. Hats off to Patrick Suskind!
Posted by: naturalfake at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (q57gj)
Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
I use that and google. As I used to be in pharmaceutical sales if it is really important, go directly to a med school.
Wife had a tumor inside mouth. I found head of neck and head cancer specialist at UTMB Dallas.
I had to have cornea transplants. I go to the head of cornea dept at Baylor here in Houston.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:56 AM (JFO2v)
The FISC (Roberts?) appointed David Kris to help the FBI clean up their FISA mess.
He's a Lawfare blogger, a critic of Nunes, and an apologist for the FBI.
This is a massive cover-up attempt. And Chris Wray has to go also.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/vajugme
Posted by: IrishEi
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Maybe it's somewhere upthread, but the Powerline guys have commented on the results:
>>Training is to be improved. New procedures are to be implemented. Protocols have been enhanced. FBI personnel will be instructed on the "errors and omissions" that were made in the Page FISA applications and associated processes.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (13CQC)
Only a journalist could have sat scratching their head for 3 days and still talking about engine malfunctions and saying Iran ever had credibility. Show me an AP reporter who doesn't trust Iran more than the US I dare ya
Posted by: Mst3k at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (DTxSf)
*******
And the overall sense of the novel was an eau d' cologne.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ohm my God...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)
Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020
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I figured someone would jump start the conversation.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)
An ungrounded assumption.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020
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I'd be glad to have a reason to appreciate warm weather. When you have it crammed down your throat, ground into your skin, and shoved up your nose for 10 months a year, you come to hate it.
Well, I do, and sensible people do. Lousy-ana dwellers wallow in it like pigs in mud.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:58 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
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Not really, only because the doc supply is quite limited here so I tend to take what is offered.
In the past, I have used some bad ratings to stay away from this or that physician, but cannot tell you which site I viewed.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at January 11, 2020 10:59 AM (fNFgo)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:51 AM (JFO2v)
Ohm my God...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (NWiLs)
twinkle twinkle little star v=i times r
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (JFO2v)
Just figures you'd amp it up. Watt could possibly be next?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 11, 2020
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I figured someone would jump start the conversation.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)
An ungrounded assumption.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)
The atmosphere here is electrifying.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:59 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (13CQC)
Powerpoint presentations and new forms to correct systemic dishonesty and railroading political opponents?
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 10:59 AM (U7voe)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 11, 2020 11:00 AM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020
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And it can be medical. Imagine lying in a hospital bed in 1940 in Charity Hospital with nothing but fans "cooling" you.
I firmly believe that people did not willingly move to the Deep South or a hot parts of the Southwest until A/C became widespread.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:00 AM (MMdM/)
The only time I ever rated a doctor, I had been sent a questionnaire in the mail. I've never thought about rating one otherwise, and haven't heard of Health Grades before.
The biggest reason I don't rate things in general is that I typically would have to create an account for any rating site, and I just don't feel like doing that most of the time.
Posted by: April at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (OX9vb)
Powerpoint presentations and new forms to correct systemic dishonesty and railroading political opponents?
Posted by: Vanya
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Maybe the word "Lying" in big block letters with a red circle and slash over it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (13CQC)
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It's code! From the control center!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 11:02 AM (MVjcR)
Powerpoint presentations and new forms to correct systemic dishonesty and railroading political opponents?
Posted by: Vanya
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Maybe the word "Lying" in big block letters with a red circle and slash over it.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (13CQC)
I think the CIA entry way has The Truth Will Set You Free
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:02 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (MMdM/)
Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
Online rating systems have to be one of the dumber things society has come up with... and the list of dumb things we've come up with in the internet age is, of course, nearly infinite.
Not only are people dumb, but they generally don't share my experiences closely enough that THEIRS are bound to be a reflection of what mine will be.
Not to mention, lots of places will tell you "please give us a 5/5, because anything less is the end of the world for our business."
But then there will be some jackal who will rate their proctologist 1/5, because the pen didn't work when they were filling out their forms.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)
HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a
physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
I have, mainly to get a general impression of the person (more helpful when there are a lot of reviews vs. just a few) but also because I've found I can often get an idea of how on time the office runs. Of course, doctors' offices are not generally known for punctuality, but I'll take notice if there are multiple reviews from people saying they waited an hour or more past their appointment times.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (pXNaM)
Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)
Just kidding; I know you were talking about my son, and it's good
advice, but he's not too good work with small motor skills. I would
like him to check out apprenticeship programs, but right now he seems to
have his heart set on college.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 10:52 AM (WI7YS)
I know, right?
I keep seeing that welders start at 35/hr and cuss. The down side is you have to work with welders.
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (1glZx)
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It's code! From the control center!!
Posted by: Weasel at January 11, 2020 11:02 AM (MVjcR)
Or source code for the Jooz Weather Machine
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 10:55 AM (MMdM/)
An ungrounded assumption.
Posted by: hogmartin at January 11, 2020 10:57 AM (t+qrx)
The atmosphere here is electrifying.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020
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Come on. We all have the capacitor to handle this.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: runner
yeah....and tell them of some of the Horde members.....and how you made one go out and look at the full moon in his underwear.....in the winter.....
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 11:04 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)
I look for procologist with small dainty hands!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:05 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (hku12)
I look for procologist with small dainty hands!
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020
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And of course a license plate that reads . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:06 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Kindltot at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (1glZx)
And if you're in the wrong place you're competing with every scumbag who hires border jumpers as welders. I've been to dockyards in south Louisiana (LOOKIN' AT YOU, BOLLINGER) where all the hose hookups for water, O2 and acetylene were labeled in Spanish.
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:06 AM (U7voe)
Posted by: FloridaMan at January 11, 2020 11:07 AM (qvAoh)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:00 AM (MMdM/)
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My mother labored for 12 hours with one of my brothers in 103 degrees in St. Luke's Hospital, NYC.
She reminded us of that every year on his birthday.
Posted by: IrishEi at January 11, 2020 11:07 AM (sGotD)
Yes, and if mention that the poster whom I told this to was an 20 year old college student, I'll be sure to get the job. However, I think you're a few years older than 20 and I never mentioned anything about underwear. If you went out in your underwear that's entirely on you.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 11, 2020 11:08 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)
Nah! Cad!
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020 11:09 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)
Nah! Cad!
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 11, 2020
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Down the tubes.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:11 AM (MMdM/)
A cat-unfriendly morning here at Casa Mañana.
It's not the nice dusting of snow, still falling, so pretty, that disturbs me.
It's the accompanying temperatures. 19°F tonight.
* Remembers that I don't live in Chicago anymore *
* pours another cup of coffee *
* smiles bigly at the warmer forecasts starting tomorrow. *
Posted by: mindful webworker - laughing all the way at January 11, 2020 11:11 AM (yT7Mu)
Do any of you ever use (in any way) doctor rating sites such as HealthGrades with the 5-star scale when looking for or choosing a physician? If so, what has been your experience? If not, why not?
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 10:53 AM (m45I2)
My 5 star primary-care dr. was the best. She knew her stuff, was amazing with her patients, she really cared. She had only high ratings from her patients and her staff loved her. She was forced out by mgmt after a healthcare takeover of the local hospital and clinic. Apparently she couldnt keep up with the appt level and time limits the paper pushers required. (She refused to comply). Many, many requests for her to be reinstated were not heard. She moved 50 miles out of the area to practice, and quite a few of her patients followed her. The 5 star rating made no difference to the mgmt
Posted by: My life is insanity at January 11, 2020 11:12 AM (Z/jzm)
does in her application. That will set her apart and ahead of other
applicants in my opinion. Will be appreciated too by the college HR.
She could list the Horde as references.
Oh wait, that might not be such a good idea...
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 11:13 AM (HaL55)
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Those aren't accurate anyway because they pill only the survivors.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Time at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (1CjJc)
It's not the nice dusting of snow, still falling, so pretty, that disturbs me.
It's the accompanying temperatures. 19°F tonight.
* Remembers that I don't live in Chicago anymore *
* pours another cup of coffee *
* smiles bigly at the warmer forecasts starting tomorrow. *
Posted by: mindful webworker - laughing all the way at January 11, 2020
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Why cat-unfriendly? I'm sure yours will curl right up with you, or by the heater or fireplace. The little monsters love being warm.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 11, 2020 11:01 AM (13CQC)
No, that's just what they will be expecting!
Posted by: Rex Kramer at January 11, 2020 11:14 AM (q1Pj5)
I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (U7voe)
I suppose it's already been noted that this is metaphor for the entire political contest of 2020. (Simile? Synecdoche, perhaps?) Flippant feels-driven fool aggrevates man with a gun; peace and order prevails.
Posted by: mindful webworker - whoopsie at January 11, 2020 11:16 AM (yT7Mu)
I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020
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Hollywood SJW, and as such will infect Harry (if she hasn't already). Some say she lacks the class you'd expect from the royal family (see Kate Middleton for what a duchess should be like).
And she's wedging Harry away from his family. That alone is bad news.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:17 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: R Conrad at January 11, 2020 11:03 AM (/LQkF)
Let's get amped up.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM (hku12)
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She's totally a Yoko and Harry has no personal agency.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, She-Wolf of the 'Ettes 'Ettes at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Cosmic Charlie at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (PUmDY)
Bit actress divorced at least once before minute levels of POC SJW See You Next Tuesday with chip on shoulder.
Basically, if a neo-Nazi wrote a female SJW villain character designed to reinforce every stereotype about women, mixed race people and Leftist subversion of established institutions he'd write her.
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (U7voe)
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One reason I posed the question is that I was noodling around at the web page of the facility I used to be affiliated to see if they had removed me from their site (they had). While there, I noticed that the department had published reviews of their physicians as a marketing tool. The reviews were generated from patient surveys generated internally, so no comparison to outside docs or competing groups. Two interesting observations.
1. Of 45 docs in the department, only 22 had their star-rating published.
2. Of those that were published the lowest rating was 4.5/5 and the average of all 22 was 4.77 stars.
Smacks of manipulation of data, cherry picking or blatant fabrication to me.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (MMdM/)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020
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And no doubt the buyer will complain about the cost of an oil change and will take it to Speedy Lube.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 11, 2020 11:20 AM (MMdM/)
0/5 Amputated wrong leg.
*I would not recommend this doctor to a friend
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:20 AM (U7voe)
Posted by: JT at January 11, 2020 11:20 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 11, 2020 11:21 AM (DFoXD)
You still can't tell me Harry could've found some obscure, super-cute little British gal from a nice family to get hisself hitched up with.
Yoko is an apt description of her. Lamprey is another one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 11, 2020 11:21 AM (HaL55)
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Well, at least she's still got her eyesight.
https://fxn.ws/35CUYiQ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 11, 2020 11:21 AM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 11:19 AM (JFO2v)
The Pres mentioned it yesterday during his interview with Laura. Should sell a candle that smells like 'The Wall'.
Posted by: JC. Idaho bot. at January 11, 2020 11:22 AM (377Zs)
I know she's supposed to be black, even though she doesn't look it. So... what else is wrong with her?
Posted by: BurtTC
She is a psychologist's wet dream.
Daddy issues
Mommy issues
Control issues
Attachment issues
Narcissistic tendencies
Attention seeking issues
Self esteem issues
SJW/woke issues
and the worst of all, she's a millennial leftist, with all that entails.
Posted by: one of the quiet ones at January 11, 2020 11:22 AM (2GPSc)
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 11, 2020 10:12 AM
See! I told you but you wouldn't listen!
Posted by: Paul Krugman at January 11, 2020 11:23 AM (r6GXX)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:15 AM
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She is a stupid self absorbed biotch who only cares about herself. Oh and she is extremely woke too and she wants to cash in on being a "Royal".
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at January 11, 2020 11:23 AM (JUOKG)
He may have always had his own romantic notions of being out on his own. Which would make her perfect for him. However, he's only ever going to make a living by being a famous royal, so I don't see where this gets him
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (nIvDu)
Bit actress divorced at least once before minute levels of POC SJW See You Next Tuesday with chip on shoulder.
Basically, if a neo-Nazi wrote a female SJW villain character designed to reinforce every stereotype about women, mixed race people and Leftist subversion of established institutions he'd write her.
Posted by: Vanya at January 11, 2020 11:18 AM (U7voe)
So she's had public incidents? Makes public pronouncements?
What I guess I'm wondering is, are people getting tabloid "news" about her, or are there actual incidents she's known to have done?
I mean, besides not being classy enough for the royals, and/or she's a lefty, I'm still not sure what's supposed to be doing that's so bad.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (hku12)
Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (oS/8T)
That's four more miles in the last three weeks, I think.
The last step will be to electrify the whole thing with nuclear power plants. World's biggest bug zapper.
Posted by: t-bird at January 11, 2020 11:28 AM (lK7fO)
rumors about his supposed father, he looks more like Henry VIII than any
of them. But here's what I can't get past: Meghan Markle had a son in
her second marriage. Ever hear about him? Did he go to this wedding? She
probably abandoned him before she met Harry, so he can't be held
guilty. But if ever a man should understand the sadness of being a
motherless boy, Harry is that man. Yet he's a co-conspirator in letting
it continue. Grrr.
Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:24 AM (oS/8T)
Archie is the son from her second marriage. She's only been married once before (divorced in 2014) and she was dating someone around the time she met Harry.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 11:34 AM (pXNaM)
I knew a man who frequented meetings. He said he was an atheist. His higher power was the Seattle PD.
This was in the early '80's when drunk in public would get you an ass whipping. He'd had some experience with that.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 11, 2020 11:37 AM (Tt761)
Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:52 AM (oS/8T)
Posted by: Wenda at January 11, 2020 11:52 AM (oS/8T)
If it's annulled it's like the marriage never happened.
Posted by: Vendette at January 11, 2020 11:55 AM (pXNaM)
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