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Open Thread
What evidence is there, really, that Soleimani was in the business of killing people?
— Anders Hagstrom (@Hagstrom_Anders) January 7, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Priapism at January 07, 2020 08:22 PM (ucNdt)
Posted by: olddog in mo, uckfay ancercay at January 07, 2020 08:23 PM (Dhht7)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:23 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:23 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:23 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: turambar at January 07, 2020 08:23 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: jwpaine at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (eYbxr)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (sMpSx)
BREAKING: #Iran warns that if the U.S. retaliates for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: turambar at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (2B9A/)
said Soleimani tortured a 4yo boy in front of his father by drilling holes in his legs, before burning the dad alive
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (G546f)
Posted by: turambar at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (Gylu/)
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Interesting. What if the retaliation destroys their capacity?
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Wolfe Blitzer at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (M28y2)
Settle down, Francis.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: turambar
----
Just identify as first. It seems to work for athletes.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (sMpSx)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: MAGA at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (8hmVW)
Posted by: turambar at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (Gylu/)
BREAKING: #Iran warns that if the U.S. retaliates for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
*snort*
You didn't hit shit, Ali!!!
That's almost right up there with "Go away, or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (Ct55T)
@adamhousley
From a great source and not Admin. "There is absolutely a plan and after taking shot after shot from Iran in recent months...taking out the general isn't the only opportunity that exists." Also "No way Iran can conduct a conventional war and nobody is gonna side with em"
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Pliney at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (nzKWW)
Back in the day it was good because they didn't want to shoot all their bottle rockets off at once in case Saddam decided to get frisky.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (2B9A/)
I must be very young. Yeah, that's it. Young.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (lwiT4)
I'm not really seeing a downside. Dubai could use a dope slap.
Bibi will channel zombie Moshe Dayan and turn Tehran into glass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Nick Sandman - Pimping CNN Hoes at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (SfYbS)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (sMpSx)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: THIS is CNN at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (MmFTx)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (lwiT4)
Pirates don't listen to the Beach Boys. They are more Jan and Dean guys.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (2B9A/)
I'm not really seeing a downside. Dubai could use a dope slap.
Bibi will channel zombie Moshe Dayan and turn Tehran into glass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (Ki5SV)
Haifa could use a rebuild also
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (85Gof)
--
More people died in a funeral procession, though.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (PRN3w)
Trump offers, without evidence how tax cuts will generate business.
Trump states, without evidence how building a wall will protect Americans.
Every news article is conditioned with words like that. How come they never said that during Obama.
Obama expresses, without evidence, how new healthcare plan will save money...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (+dsLj)
Haifa is a Left stronghold in Israel, so if that gets "destroyed" all that's left in Israel is Maccabees on meth.
Dubai is, I think, viewed as a latter-day Sodom by the more observant Sunnis, but the rest of the world won't stand for Iran making it a hostage.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (JKNZq)
That's really not going to work out well for Iran.
Israel will go to nukes. We won't have to.
This entire adventure looks to be like a failed attempt to take our embassy. The genius behind it and his henchmen got blown up.
No, the rag heads just had to escalate. We need a meme of gif of the 12th Iman rising and it's the Golden Scalp Weasel.
Posted by: Winston a dreg of society at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (Tt761)
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 08:12 PM (wGeit)
Pretty good analysis
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2020 08:15 PM (85Gof)
"Pretty good"? What kind of cock-sucking bullshit is that?
At the moment, Iran has a nuclear program. By this time tomorrow, that program needs to be gone. As does their ability to carry through on any of their threats.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (V2Yro)
It's what they want, so they gets it.
Long overdue.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (Z+IKu)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
I believe that's Bob "If you tell your parents you'll get in trouble" Menendez
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (xXx5y)
Make sure Jimmy Carter is hog-tied inside.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (sMpSx)
Are those the ones that look like a Telefunken U47?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (M28y2)
of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
Wasn't that Saddam's gambit in the first Gulf War? He launched missiles at targets in the hopes that the Muzzies will line up behind him to get rid of the Crusaders and Israel?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (+k5vA)
Posted by: no good deed at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (MmFTx)
Oh, and BIBI told me he'd let me keep my foreskin if I killed some Iranians, so that's what we're doing now.
Oh, you voted for a WALL and getting us out of the shithole countries? TOO BAD! You get a couple metal slats and another FOREVER WAR!!!!!!!
Posted by: Zion Don at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (uOe/W)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (oVJmc)
Smart. Very Smart.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (yQpMk)
Who the fuck is running that greasefire of a country, anyway?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (ptqGC)
I believe that's Bob "If you tell your parents you'll get in trouble" Menendez
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:28 PM (U7voe)
Ah, yeah. He like them young.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (ptqGC)
Oh noooo, we'll never have evidence of all the people Soleimani CAN'T KILL NOW THAT HE IS DEAD.
Timelines, how they work?
Amity News: CHIEF BRODY SAYS "WE SAVED A LOT OF LIVES" BY KILLING GREAT WHITE SHARK BUT OFFERS NOT EVIDENCE.
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (lwiT4)
Me too.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (PRN3w)
They'll be back to Stormy and the 25th Amendment soon.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (O8SrN)
attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
Meh. Call their bluff and pants them before the region.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (Ki5SV)
The Iraqi's had it coming!
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Persian Bomb Pilot at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (+fPHo)
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Interesting. What if the retaliation destroys their capacity?
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)
that's what I was saying earlier. They never studied the doctrine of First Strikes. If you want to hit anything at all, do it on your first strike, because you're not going to get a second chance. Use it or lose it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (V2Yro)
I'm not really seeing a downside. Dubai could use a dope slap.
Bibi will channel zombie Moshe Dayan and turn Tehran into glass.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 07, 2020 08:27 PM (Ki5SV)
Nah, they will let us take charge of any retailation, and help with the defense in the unlikely case that they need it.
I believe they have their own SCUD killers now and don't need a loaned battery of Patriots.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: CNN at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (5TmO/)
@inthecopa
BREAKING - USA RESPONDS TO MISSLE ATTACK
U.S aircraft from Turkey's Incirlik air base are now airborne, per military sources, but no reports of any attack on Iran has come in yet. The base houses B-1B Lancer bombers capable of carrying nuclear weapons
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: turambar at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (Gylu/)
************
It's like they have democrats running point on their military strategy.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (GbPPJ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (lwiT4)
Just type in 'Barbara Ann song' into your search engine.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (2B9A/)
BREAKING: #Iran warns that if the U.S. retaliates for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
If they were trying to offer a face saving way to de-escalate, this would probably be the wrong way to go about it. Makes me wonder if there might be competing forces within their government, one trying to find a way out and one trying to push it further.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (xkSJa)
This is true, but Iran might be trying to provoke an invasion of Iranian soil. On Iranian soil, Iranian nationalism will defeat an invader.
Turning Iran into "Afghanistan Junior" by crashing its infrastructure is more practical, but has knock-on effects, like: what does the planet do with another Afghanistan. We've already got one Afghanistan and it is a pain in everyone's arse
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (2B9A/)
Right now pucker factor is very high for those in theater. The incoming Missiles get met up by the Patriots
Worst case attack against the base is an air burst ground contaminating warhead on a missile. At the troops won't have to be in PPE in summer conditions.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (gKleB)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (2B9A/)
Ahhhhh! Gotcha
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (lwiT4)
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
Interesting. What if the retaliation destroys their capacity?
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (U7voe)
that's what I was saying earlier. They never studied the doctrine of First Strikes. If you want to hit anything at all, do it on your first strike, because you're not going to get a second chance. Use it or lose it.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (V2Yro)
Sounds more like the bluff, especially if they weren't too careful to try and hit our bases and made sure we knew it.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (eoQWY)
Any of you homos touch my stuff, I'll kill you.
Francis 'Iran' Soyer
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Tehran Tom at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (O8SrN)
Did you know the STOCK MARKET is at an all time high? All my Jewish friends, who own a lot of stocks, are VERY HAPPY!
Why are you schlubs in Michigan not HAPPIER with me?
Also, we're gonna stay in Syria, Iraq, Afghanistan, Liby, and pretty much the entire continent of AFRICA! And we're gonna go blow some shit up in IRAN!
MIGA2020, KIG2020!!!
Posted by: Zion Don at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (uOe/W)
Posted by: Persian Bomb Pilot at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (+fPHo)
You'll get a good long sleep shortly.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)
Rush tomorrow: PDT accomplished a massive paving project in Iran last night.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Iranian Pilot No 2 at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (hmgiv)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (V2Yro)
Imagine, people thought is was no big deal for Obama gave North Korea
and Iran highly advanced military technology and weapons AND HUGE
AMOUNTS OF OUR MONEY, and now they both boldly threaten our very
survival ! No big deal, according to the lock stepping fools ! Fools
are not satisfied or happy until they manage to ensure their own
destruction. Such as it has been since ancient times. Of course water has nothing to do with wet, and fire has nothing to do with hot, right ?
Digging the utopian grave, how surprised they are when they succeed!
Posted by: ron n. at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (om5HK)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (lwiT4)
The Little Old Lady From Pasadena
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 07, 2020 08:29 PM (lwiT4)
Little Deuce Nuke?
Posted by: Brian Wilson's Bed at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (2N7oZ)
1m
POTUS is NOT giving an address tonight, per two sources.
*******
Hey Guys you ain't gonna believe this CNN was wrong again
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (K22Va)
This is true, but Iran might be trying to provoke an invasion of Iranian soil. On Iranian soil, Iranian nationalism will defeat an invader.
Turning Iran into "Afghanistan Junior" by crashing its infrastructure is more practical, but has knock-on effects, like: what does the planet do with another Afghanistan. We've already got one Afghanistan and it is a pain in everyone's arse
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:31 PM (ykYG2)
Persia fell plenty of times to foreign invaders. No reason it couldn't again.
But we don't need to send troops in, just let the government fall.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:25 PM (2B9A/)
Actually, I've got the Regents' version in my head:
https://tinyurl.com/yhj6t3w3
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (Ki5SV)
1. Never taunt Trump by sticking your tally-wacker in the meat-grinder.
2. See #1.
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (sMpSx)
Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (UUkQp)
BREAKING: #Iran warns that if the U.S. retaliates for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
--
Also we will accept an apology and five billion dollars in cash.
- Ayotollah Komani
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (WQZ1O)
Tucker seems to be coming around.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (JCrfD)
He changed his tampon after he realized his kids won't be drafted.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Eli Cash at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (67sg6)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (TLxpZ)
Yeah, big no on the ground. Shred their industry and military from the air and let them wallow in their own waste and failure.
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: CNN at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (ms95q)
The only bit of "Iranian Soil" that I think it might be useful to occupy is Kharg Island. Very strategic spot of ground, and once taken it isn't easy for Iran to get it back.
but we always could just blow it up.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (V2Yro)
Just saying.
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (786Ro)
FAA just out with three NOTAMs banning US operations (US air carriers, US-registered aircraft, licensed airmen) over Iran, Iraq, the Persian Gulf and the Gulf of Oman
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 08:26 PM (BqBId)
--------
After you died, do you think any of the Terrorist Leaders are going to listen to some third string office boy from Tehran?
"Listen Nasrullah, you need to take on Israel tonight. Never mind half your Hezbullah Militia is dead or wounded in Syria, and we will be barely hanging on by our teeth by Friday Prayers."
Sure Nasrallah, listen to the putz. What do you have to lose?
Posted by: rd at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (+0uDE)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (ms95q)
WASHINGTON (AP) -- FAA issues emergency restriction for Persian Gulf airspace, citing 'potential for miscalculation or mis-identification'
Well duh.
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (cF8AT)
Do just enough to stoke the revolution. Step one, incinerate the IRGC so that the regime has no shock troops.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (JCrfD)
- Ayotollah Komani
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (PRN3w)
"Sure. Wait at the airport, I'll have it delivered."--PDT
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (U7voe)
You know, and I know, that
chaos and bedlam are consuming the entire world! UV light waves are only
the beginning, Tom. We have an inch of topsoil left!
Posted by: William S. at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (85Gof)
Posted by: Vanya at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (U7voe)
Natanz
Posted by: Iranian Pilot No 2 at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jackal at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (Mvs5D)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (sMpSx)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (zr5Kq)
I could be PRESIDENT of ISRAEL!!!
Posted by: Zion Don at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (uOe/W)
Posted by: FrodoB, reloading at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (dQF3z)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (zlgJP)
I can't get excited about Iran using up the New Years fireworks their moms wouldn't let them stay up long enough to use on December 31st
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM
*sigh*
Trolls were better back in the day.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (q1Pj5)
I hope he goes and plays a round of golf tomorrow.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (xPl2J)
attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
(willowed)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:24 PM (cF8AT)
If they were trying to offer a face saving way to de-escalate, this
would probably be the wrong way to go about it. Makes me wonder if there
might be competing forces within their government, one trying to find a
way out and one trying to push it further.
Or the whole 'face-saving' thing is wishcasting and they simply couldn't hit anything either due to their targeting being crap or because we intercepted it.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Jackal at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (Mvs5D)
No kidding. And he kind of let the Antifa thugs who terrorized his wife and tried to tear his door down off.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (ptqGC)
Tucker must really like the subtle curve of this guy's cock.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (M28y2)
Uh, no. "We" did no such thing.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: runner at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (yQpMk)
***************
Do what we should have done with Afghanistan: Fuck up their shit and leave. Rebuild your own goddamned country, and if you fucking pussies are crying over spoiled milk then maybe next time think twice about pissing the world off with your terrorist antics.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Count de Monet
ISWYDT
Posted by: Prince Ludwig the Deplorable at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (SfYbS)
I have yet to hear anyone on any channel describe what existential damage Iran can do to us if we go to war with them.
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:34 PM (oVJmc)
Is his face covered in cheetos? Because that seems to help these people for some reason.
Posted by: Asking for a Friend at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (2N7oZ)
You know, and I know, that
chaos and bedlam are consuming the entire world! UV light waves are only
the beginning, Tom. We have an inch of topsoil left!
Posted by: William S. at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (2N7oZ)"
LOL, and really g'night !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (zlgJP)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: turambar at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (Gylu/)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (ms95q)
Whoa, whoa. I feel the same as you, brother, But Israeli children should be spared, surely?
Posted by: Inshallah at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (uOe/W)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (K22Va)
might be competing forces within their government, one trying to find a
way out and one trying to push it further.
That's exactly what Walid Phares said is going on.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (f1Vqw)
Sorry to keep you waiting. Complicated business.
Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (GVtam)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (e3Mfh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (yQpMk)
Falling to foreign invaders is one thing. Paying homage to them is another. The Greeks didn't last long in Iran before getting the boot from another group of Iranians, the Parthians (professing a weird form of Hellenism). The Arabs did better but they got ousted by Iranian dynasts, too (professing weird forms of Islam).
So maybe our plan is to invade Iran until the Iranians proclaim George Washington as the reincarnated Mahdi.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Iranian Pilot No 2 at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM (zr5Kq)
No, all you're getting is Galaxy's Edge.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (kOpft)
Good Lord, Tucker is waving his cuck credentials around tonight. This shit is why I don't trust libertarians with power.
Posted by: Jackal at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (Mvs5D)
Did you hear Rand Paul today? Omg.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (ptqGC)
I can't get excited about Iran using up the New Years fireworks their moms wouldn't let them stay up long enough to use on December 31st
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (O8SrN)
Yeah, OUR WWIII we feared was a real WWIII, not some penny-ante conflict that kills fewer people than a moderate city's rush hour.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
Ooohh! First! Yay me!
No, somehow doesn't seem to be working.
Posted by: Gisela of France at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (J6P5a)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (zHVM/)
Don't be obtuse.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (O8SrN)
Per Fox's @johnrobertsFox - The White House says the President is not planning to address the nation tonight.
(shockingly CNN was first to report that)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (ptqGC)
Sorry, I was too busy to protect my wife and children.
Posted by: Tuck at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (2N7oZ)
> "Where is Cat Stevens in all this?"
Riding on the "Peace Train":
Now I've been happy lately
Thinking about the good things to come
And I believe it could be
Something good has begun
Oh, I've been smiling lately
Dreaming about the world as one
And I believe it could be
Someday it's going to come
Dream on, pal.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (/CMjY)
No need.
Target the oppression infrastructure in Iran (military, mullahs, religious police) and let the uprisings boil over.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (XzUYv)
--
I'm sort of leaning towards this. We've tried it the other way, so let's give it a shot.
Either that or be the imperialists we're always accused of being as we dump trillions into sh*tholes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Jackal at January 07, 2020 08:36 PM (Mvs5D)
Carlson is in over his head.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (eoQWY)
Or an Iraqi generals funeral.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (O8SrN)
Barbara Ann
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:33 PM (K22Va)
Wasn't the original version by Jan and Dean?
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (pXNaM)
I chuckled...
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Max Power at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 08:37 PM (kOpft)
That was my initial impression as well. But if they actually were trying to save face, this is a bad way to do it.
Posted by: Ghost of Lee Atwater at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (nu45M)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (XzUYv)
Make it a double.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (NWiLs)
...I'll call that a win.
(Seriously tho, nobody is going on vacay at the DHS & NSA for a while.)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: notsothoreau at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (JKNZq)
********************
Tucker is brilliant but a weenie. That's not necessarily a good combo.
What he should have done was get a shotgun with rubber bullets and invite Antifa over a second time for some target practice.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (M0u+N)
Ssshhhh.... They're on a roll.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (tT0V4)
I have yet to hear anyone on any channel describe what existential damage Iran can do to us if we go to war with them.
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (AMIL/)
It's almost like they're trying to knee-jerk other nations into stepping in to defend Iran...
Posted by: Allie at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (vmRc0)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Jackal at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (31Gtg)
looked at me and said, "There are unconfirmed reports that France has
surrender."
I chuckled...
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (cF8AT)
Hahaha good one!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (lK7fO)
Posted by: Iranian Pilot No 2 at January 07, 2020 08:32 PM
Negative, Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (rBtIz)
I'm not sure the Afghans would realize we fucked anything up. I mean, how many ways can you wreck the stone outcropping they use for eating dinner on?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: TuCa at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (kOpft)
*YES ! I did not read The Art of the Deal for nothing.
I will accept your offer.
Posted by: Iranian Pilot No 2 at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (zr5Kq)
Yeah, I get that a lot.
Posted by: Khusro II Aparwez at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Anna Puma at January 07, 2020 08:40 PM (XzUYv)
I wish I had some ice cream.
I think I'll go have some hot buttered toast and a glass of milk.
See you all tomorrow.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: trapper's girl at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (rPkiQ)
Jennifer Franco @jennfranconews
1h
#BREAKING: IRGC says the attacks on military bases throughout Iraq is 'severe revenge' for the U.S. killing of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:30 PM (cF8AT)
-------------------------
Incirlik is pretty famous for all them nuclear weapons.
But we aren't there yet, I don't think. B-1B are pretty awesome for other things, too. Including fucking up SAM sites and super cool low-level, terrain-hugging action!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (5v8FT)
I'm not sure the Afghans would realize we fucked anything up. I mean, how many ways can you wreck the stone outcropping they use for eating dinner on?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (O8SrN)
In general it's pretty difficult to win a fight against someone who has nothing to lose.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (wGeit)
In theater their kit never leaves them.
Posted by: Anna Puma]/i]
One of the many Roving Sands?
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (e3Mfh)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (5TmO/)
Actually, who gives a fuck?
PDT will make no comment on this little tapdance performed by the ee-yuh-fool-uh.
Posted by: Persian Bomb Pilot at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (8ZASj)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (VcFUs)
Nancy Pelosi claimed she was "closely monitoring" the situation in Iraq
This was after VP Pence called her to brief her on what was happening & she ignored the call
In reality:
Instead of closely monitoring the situation, Pelosi was at a restaurant grand opening
Shameful.
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
I like the electrical wires idea. Unless, of course, this is all German equipment and nobody in-country knows how to repair it.
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (DCYln)
We're still living in the bloody, counterproductive legacy of communism.
And yet half of our stupid ass country is still trying to make that their platform.
Fuck me.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (Ct55T)
Two.
That's not throughout.
We can show the meaning of throughout, if you want.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (JCrfD)
Falling to foreign invaders is one thing. Paying homage to them is another. The Greeks didn't last long in Iran before getting the boot from another group of Iranians, the Parthians (professing a weird form of Hellenism). The Arabs did better but they got ousted by Iranian dynasts, too (professing weird forms of Islam).
So maybe our plan is to invade Iran until the Iranians proclaim George Washington as the reincarnated Mahdi.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:39 PM (ykYG2)
The Selucids were in place in most of Iran for hundreds of years, and the Perso-Greek culture fusion never really went away. There's no huge issue with homage when your elite is still mixing in with the local bosses and you have a lot of local autonomy.
Same thing with the Muslim conquest. Eventually, the landowners in Persia, mixed in with whatever Islamo/Arab culture they found useful, reasserted themselves as the rulers.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (q1Pj5)
*****************
Are you sure you don't have him confused for Hannity?
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ace's liver
Ya know...you might be on to something there.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (M0u+N)
Phase two will probably be a warning to other nations to remove their ships from Iranian ports before those ports are closed from mining. A contigent of B-52s arrived in Diego Garcia yesterday and Quick Strike extended range air launched naval mines are prepositioned there. The B-52 can carry a dozen or more and launch them from standoff distance.
Posted by: Nevyan at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (5TmO/)
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (e3Mfh)
So I noticed. Penis envy I guess.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (O8SrN)
Who is this goddamn idiot that Tucker has on the phone?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:38 PM (JCrfD)
________
Not watching, but from other commenters it appears to be some idiot named Doug MacGregor -- who assured as after Salmonella was blown up that "Iranians weren't like us; they don't emote."
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 07, 2020 08:44 PM (WQZ1O)
Nancy Pelosi claimed she was "closely monitoring" the situation in Iraq
This was after VP Pence called her to brief her on what was happening & she ignored the call
In reality:
Instead of closely monitoring the situation, Pelosi was at a restaurant grand opening
Shameful.
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (cF8AT)
I'd rather have her drinking in the restaurant, frankly.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (eoQWY)
But we aren't there yet, I don't think. B-1B are pretty awesome for other things, too. Including fucking up SAM sites and super cool low-level, terrain-hugging action!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January
B1s are de-nuked
Might have taken the nukes out in Incirlik
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)
But we aren't there yet, I don't think. B-1B are pretty awesome for other things, too. Including fucking up SAM sites and super cool low-level, terrain-hugging action!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (qgUJH)
We are not going to nuke Iran save in the extremely unlikely case they manage to sneak a nuke into the US and blow up one of our cities.
IIRC some B-1Bs have been modified to carry SDBs. A whole boatload of SDBs. One bomber can hit dozens and dozens of targets with a ten meter CEP.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Persian Bomb Pilot at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (+fPHo)
It's bye-bye-ran (with apologies to "Office Space")
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (DCYln)
I've got ValerIe Jarrett here flayIng me over thIs.
You bItter clIngers have no Idea what I'm goIng through.
Posted by: #OccupiedResoluteDesk at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (GYdWB)
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (r+sAi)
Yep, I'm thinking this was a pussy non-attack attack by Iran to save face. It did nothing, and this may be the end of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (f1Vqw)
1h
#BREAKING: IRGC says the attacks on military bases throughout Iraq is 'severe revenge' for the U.S. killing of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
Did someone say something about a face saving gesture?
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: TuCa at January 07, 2020 08:46 PM (nzKWW)
1h
#BREAKING: IRGC says the attacks on military bases throughout Iraq
is 'severe revenge' for the U.S. killing of Iranian general Qassem
Soleimani.
Poor things, they're retarded.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 07, 2020 08:46 PM (xkSJa)
*************
Except their lives...
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:46 PM (+dsLj)
'severe revenge' for the U.S. killing of Iranian general Qassem
Soleimani.
So according to reports they hit nothing but this gave them a "we showed you" moment?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (+k5vA)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Had to look it up. First recorded by the Regents in 61. Dean of Jan and Dean sang lead with Brian Wilson in 65. Interesting eh?
http://tinyurl.com/yzujc9lw
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (K22Va)
@charliekirk11
Nancy Pelosi claimed she was "closely monitoring" the situation in Iraq
Probably been texting the mullahs.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (ms95q)
Yep, I'm thinking this was a pussy non-attack attack by Iran to save face. It did nothing, and this may be the end of it.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM
This will be the mother of all face saving! Please if you would continue to let your media pretend we destroyed many things, like the Hollywood sign, and perhaps The Trump palace in Florida.
Posted by: Tehran Tom at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: pst314 at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (iRbDn)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (lK7fO)
Even the Mullahs don't watch CNN
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (xBSYq)
They had their bluff called and folded.
Orange Man wins this round without WWIII.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: TexasJew at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (c+cGk)
>>> Eh? What are you going on aboot?
~~~~~
Are the jets defecting...........
Posted by: James
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Yep. They are leaving NY for Toronto!
Posted by: Puddleglum at January 07, 2020 08:01 PM (e3Mfh)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 07, 2020 08:43 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: IrishEi at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (sGotD)
Remember when they revealed their Plywood Stealth Drone?
And the world was like, 'That's adorable honey. Put it on the counter and we'll show it to your father as soon as he gets home'.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no. And it ain't over now. WE decide when its over.
Posted by: Brother Bluto at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (5TmO/)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM
This will be the mother of all face saving! Please if you would continue to let your media pretend we destroyed many things, like the Hollywood sign, and perhaps The Trump palace in Florida.
Posted by: Tehran Tom at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (O8SrN)
Take the blame for the shit bombs in SF and LA.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Screw the Euros, they do business with these pissers every day. Just like they did with Saddam.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (O8SrN)
The first bomb is the deepest
'Cause when it comes to being lucky, Iran's cursed
When it comes to lovin' peace, their worst
But when it comes to being bombed Iran's first
That's how I know.....
Posted by: Cat Stevens at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (Z+IKu)
Seems like only yesterday that Obama saved millions of jobs.
Posted by: Lemmiwinks at January 07, 2020 08:42 PM (5v8FT)
Yep, "Lost" OR "Saved". Same diff.
Posted by: Barry at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (2N7oZ)
Had to look it up. First recorded by the Regents in 61. Dean of Jan and Dean sang lead with Brian Wilson in 65. Interesting eh?
http://tinyurl.com/yzujc9lw
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (K22Va)
The Who did a version of it too. More of messing around in the studio with Keith Moon doing the vocals
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (+k5vA)
199 I think I'll go have some hot buttered toast
That sounds lots better than ice cream, to me.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (OX9vb)
That's so weird because I was honestly thinking about making buttered toast just as I refreshed and saw this.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (ms95q)
They had their bluff called and folded.
Orange Man wins this round without WWIII.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (ZLI7S)
There's a reason why our deck has 12,452 cards in it rather than three.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (eoQWY)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (HALdu)
SPOILER ALERT: It doesn't pay off.
Posted by: Minuteman at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (gKleB)
The image of the attack tweeted by Iran's Fars News Agency is actually a picture they gave to news agencies in 2017 when Iran struck ISIL targets in Syria.
She has a bunch of pics from Iran showing when they were originally published:
https://tinyurl.com/yeay8cyv
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (ms95q)
And Cinnamon Toast is way better than plain toast.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (zNjsG)
The B-52s are for cleanup. This will be B-1s and B-2s from Diego Garcia, with F-22 Barcap out of the Gulf, and AWACS out of Incirlik Air Base, Turkey.
If Hezbollah hit Israel, the IAF joins in.
Hell of a plan, Iran.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (u82oZ)
That sounds lots better than ice cream, to me.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (OX9vb)
That's so weird because I was honestly thinking about making buttered toast just as I refreshed and saw this.
Posted by: ...
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The calling of the carbs is ever present.
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)
********************
We probably shouldn't expect religious fanatics to act rationally.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (5TmO/)
No.
Posted by: Vendette at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (pXNaM)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (H8QX
Ok, that IS a Beach Boy's song.
Posted by: Brian Wilson's Bed at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (2N7oZ)
I put apple jelly on cinnamon toast. It's like tiny apple pie.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (yQpMk)
Nancy Pelosi claimed she was "closely monitoring" the situation in Iraq
Probably been texting the mullahs.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (ms95q)
She also warned President McKinley to not fire on Fort Sumter
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (+k5vA)
OMG So...did they actually DO anything at all?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (HALdu)
Screw the Euros, they do business with these pissers every day. Just like they did with Saddam.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January
Yes. And?
The thing is it makes it harder for them to argue that the obama treaty is wise and that allowing them to have launchers and nukes is not suicide.
Which makes it harder for them to do business with Iran.
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (HALdu)
BREAKING: Reports of an explosion in central Baghdad - Al Arabiya
(Grain of salt w/ all these reports)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (M28y2)
Interesting. But I'm not sure I can trust you after the whole Godfather thing. You're not a wartime consigliere, garrett.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Joe Biden at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (BsrgJ)
*************
It really does to me present a golden opportunity for the Golden Scalp Weasel to nip this in the bud.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (sGOvg)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (M0u+N)
This is how it is done people. Pay attention to this guy.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (M28y2)
will be hit first. We have their coordinates from the Israeli heist of
the Iranian nuclear files. It may take specialized penetrating weapons
and MOABs.
The B-52s are for cleanup. This will be B-1s and B-2s from Diego
Garcia, with F-22 Barcap out of the Gulf, and AWACS out of Incirlik Air
Base, Turkey.
If Hezbollah hit Israel, the IAF joins in.
Hell of a plan, Iran.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (u82oZ)
You're saying they didn't think it all the way through?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (+k5vA)
Death of Darius III: 330 BC
Arsaces I is king in Parthia: 247 BC
Arsaces II accepts vassalage to Antiochus III 'the Great': 209 BC
Priapatius un-vassals himself: 180s BC
Mithridates I takes Babylonia: 141 BC
Slightly less than 200 years if we are being generous.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (JCrfD)
That sounds lots better than ice cream, to me.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:48 PM (OX9vb)
~~~~~
You look flushed...do you have a fever?
Posted by: IrishEi at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (sGotD)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)
It kind of is. And I was feeling sick, too.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (HALdu)
I think this is honor culture stuff. Killing Salami so perfunctorily was like giving a guy who insulted you a backhand, straight to the mouth- casual and swift. Demeaning. Especially after they were making noises about how we could not do 'anything'.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: vivi at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (11H2y)
SPOILER ALERT: It doesn't pay off.
Posted by: Minuteman at January
Right, but they did not bomb Buenos Aires either. Sank some ships and fought it out in the islands.
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Joe B at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (iI7am)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:49 PM (HALdu)
The mullahs probably aren't really in charge of anything outside of oppressing the populace. Soleimani probably was the only dude in charge with any kind of brain in his head. (I wouldn't be surprised if the guy made sure his underlings were useless barbarian fuckwits, to avoid any power plays against him).
So with Sooley gone, they're all thumbs and asses, so huckin' a bunch of shit at the Great Satan is just about all they can figure to do in their panic.
I'm guessing.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BlackPanties AngelsFace at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (4ceyg)
Or maybe they're mulling it over.
That's why they're called mullahs, isn't it?
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (/CMjY)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (sGOvg)
The missiles are coming from inside the house!
Posted by: When a Demoract Calls at January 07, 2020 08:54 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 07, 2020 08:54 PM (ptqGC)
And the new Quds commander is????
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:54 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM (O8SrN)
No, it's just outside Baltimore.
Posted by: Some Jackass at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (2N7oZ)
The Brits sank the General Belgrano nee USS Phoenix with a torpedo from a nuke boat.
They never had a chance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Tonypete
Sweet Lady Carbcaine.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (M0u+N)
But don't forget this fact
You just can't get it back, carbcaine.
She don't lie
She don't lie
She don't lie
Carbcaine!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (q1Pj5)
Lawrence O'Donnell @Lawrence
Trump wagged the dog.
Now the dog is wagging Trump.
*********
Ghost of Qassem Soleimani
20s
STOP THE GOD DAMN HAMMERING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (BqBId)
I think Trump could say if that is your retaliation - eh.
Posted by: blaster at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (ykYG2)
They always threaten to mine the straits just to stir up the Euroweenies.
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (sGOvg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (DMUuz)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 08:41 PM (lK7fO)
Even the Mullahs don't watch CNN
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 08:47 PM (eoQWY)
Bah. They're probably subjected to CNN in the airport just like the rest of us. Probably why they hate us.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (wGeit)
Walid Phares says there are two factions, the crazy lunatics who want to retaliate big time, and the more rational players who want to let it go and maintain status quo.
I think this was a big nothing burger. WWIII averted. Now, if the lunatics gain the upper hand and do something real that kills Americans, it's on, but so far, nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: teej who will never buy another Yamaha instrument at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (zNjsG)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:45 PM (HALdu)
-----------------------
Ever since Erdogan started talking crazy, I've assumed we removed the nukes just in case. We didn't announce it because we still wanted the right people to think they were there. In fact, I doubt we'd even tell Turkey.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (qgUJH)
Make it easier for the Iranians to do the footwork.
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM
Heck, threatening to trim the lace off of their soccer shorts does that.
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (DMUuz)
You're not even on our news, now.
They lied to you about that tech you bought from the Pakis.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (qgUJH)
I doubt they told Congress either.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (O8SrN)
So, a day in the Arabic week beginning in 'al-'
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (ykYG2)
TAIA.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: willow at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (W6Zth)
That'll keep them guessing.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (M28y2)
You know who else wanted to see Paris burning?
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 08:57 PM (K22Va)
Don't forget the traditional stampede and casualties!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (O8SrN)
I think I'll go have some hot buttered toast
That sounds lots better than ice cream, to me.
Posted by: April
=======
I think you guys just invented something. Ice cream with hot buttered toast. First restaurant that serves that gets mobbed.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (13CQC)
I'm betting on a bloddy revolution. The Iranians want to join the big party going on right now.
Posted by: pawn at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (PveK5)
The Brits sank the General Belgrano nee USS Phoenix with a torpedo from a nuke boat.
They never had a chance.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January
I am fine with that.
Don't start nothin won't be nuthin
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)
The sad thing about low carb is that you can have all the butter you want, but none of the stuff that butter is really good on.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: dartist
And then we drone them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)
The sad thing about low carb is that you can have all the butter you want, but none of the stuff that butter is really good on.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (OX9vb)
Butter is fine on veggies.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (wGeit)
"U.S. radar was able to track the missiles in flight and, as a result, personnel at the base were able to take cover before they were hit." A U.S. official said four of the 15 Iranian missiles failed in flight, @DavidCloudLAT reports:
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
This is just not true.
Posted by: Marlon Brando at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (M28y2)
Right now we need a diplomatic channel to deescalate this situation, which is why having a belligerent, ideological hack like @SecPompeo as our chief diplomat is so dangerous.
Posted by: Biergood at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (yb6r+)
Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (lK7fO)
"Achmed, no, not that line. You are over here"
"But that's the line for Osama's pool boys!'
"Yes Achmed, and he likes the butt stuff.
Let this be a lesson. Never get trampled at a funeral, but it is too late for you now."
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (O8SrN)
That'll keep them guessing."--
Posted by: garrett
That would keep a lot of people guessing, not least of all the Parisians.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (/CMjY)
That'll keep them guessing.
Maybe Berkeley, too.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (JCrfD)
Berkeley, Portland, and then Madison.
Madison or Austin.
Whatever it takes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (TdMsT)
The bases Iran chose to "attack" where the ones with the least chance of killing Americans, BTW. If they wanted to do some real damage,they would have targeted other bases, apparently.
This was farting in our general direction, to save face with their lunatics.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Eromero
That, and Michael Jackson dying which turned the news cycle all around. I swear I went to work that day expecting to hear the Great Leader speak in favor of all those Iranian protesters. But no....
Of course, Farah Fawcett died earlier the same day.
Posted by: Rex B at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (iI7am)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January
Apparently the removal process is rather cumbersome and would require lots of flights. There have been a few unusual flights that some suggest were part of an expedited removal
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (HALdu)
Iranian Mullah 1: "Baskin-Robbins?"
Iranian Mullah 2: "It's an ice cream chain jn America."
Iranian Mullah 1: "W-wait... what?! Achmed! Bring me the phone!!!"
Posted by: Nevyan at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (a7HML)
Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2020 08:55 PM (l3+k2)
The pearl-clutching Media and Professional Foreign Policy Experts apparently fail to realize that if they don't know what Trump's strategy is, then neither do the Iranians. Why in hell should PDT tell the Deep State and Congressional and media leakers what his strategy is???? Surprise in warfare is a big-time force multiplier.
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 09:01 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (tT0V4)
So, should our response be a decapitation strike? Or just take out their silkworm batteries?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (yQpMk)
Yes.
It could very well be an unauthorized launch.
If so, the smart move from the mullas is to arrest the offending people, and beg, really beg, for mercy from President Trump's strike package.
And I hope there are no injuries to the US troops in harm's way.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (u82oZ)
Good thinking.
We don't want them getting complacent. Best to keep them guessing what we're really up to.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: David French at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (WdocV)
The junkets must flow.
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (786Ro)
"U.S. radar was able to track the missiles in
flight and, as a result, personnel at the base were able to take cover
before they were hit." A U.S. official said four of the 15 Iranian
missiles failed in flight, @DavidCloudLAT reports:
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
If true there is gonna be one mega bugfuck price to pay for this.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (ms95q)
BREAKING: Reports of an explosion in central Baghdad - Al Arabiya
(Grain of salt w/ all these reports)
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 08:51 PM (cF8AT)
If so, it's pretty unlikely that there were *no* casualties
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (tT0V4)
Mexico?
Posted by: Asking for a Friend at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (2N7oZ)
- Iranian backed forces attack our embassy in Iraq. No significant result.
- US kills Iranian head ramrod and related regional stooges killed by remote strikes. Desired result obtained. (namely: dead terrorists.)
- Iran fires a salvo of missiles presumably at US assets within Iraq. No significant result.
-...?
I mean, taking the broad view, i would think Iran ought to just pack up their jacks and fuck along with themselves, now.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (oVJmc)
Iran's regime is under tremendous pressure on all fronts, including at home, their various hegemony-seeking ventures are all at risk. But they're not going to abandon any of them.
Their Iraq operation has multiple motives, none of which change today.
Sanctions are just biting worse as time goes on, no relief in sight. Their Iraqi proxy collection may shatter with Soleimani gone, and with popular hostility to their meddling and theft continuing to rise. Their Lebanese allies are under pressure, and Israel strikes at their operatives in Syria with impunity.
The game is young.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (El6T/)
So, should our response be a decapitation strike? Or just take out their silkworm batteries?
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (yQpMk)
My plan is we build a giant wooden badger . . .
Posted by: Sir Bedevere at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 08:50 PM (Y4EXg)
The sad thing about low carb is that you can have all the butter you want, but none of the stuff that butter is really good on.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 08:59 PM (OX9vb)
I managed to eat about a half a pound of chocolate (dark) before I played with a group of men tonight.
It was a terrible plan.
I don't even like dark chocolate.
My stomach is not happy.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at January
by who?
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (HALdu)
"U.S. radar was able to track the missiles in flight and, as a
result, personnel at the base were able to take cover before they were
hit." A U.S. official said four of the 15 Iranian missiles failed in
flight, @DavidCloudLAT reports:
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (cF8AT)
I'm setting the over/under for Iranian civilian casualties from the four failed missiles at the funeral stampede death toll.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (p9Acv)
Chamberlain is dead, so....
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (32YRo)
#BREAKING: According to my #Pentagon sources, No #US or #Iraqi servicemen are killed in Ain al-Asad due to #IRGC|ASF Operation #Soleimani. None of 6 Qiam-1s launched from #Tabriz at #Erbil have hit their targets! 5 missed targets & one of them was shot-down by #USArmy's C-RAM!
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (JCrfD)
The guys who voted to tell us to GTFO?
That's an awesome plan!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (G4ot7)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (WdocV)
Don't forget the traditional stampede and casualties!
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (O8SrN)
We take out one of them. They take out 35 of themselves. It's genius I tells ya, pure genius
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (+k5vA)
Guns go "Bang!"
Bombs go "Boom!"
You'll find our chief towel head
In the city of Qom
-- reciter of lyrical poetry
General Red Mist,
directing missile fire
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear
The mullahs are losing the war at home. This is a desperation move, not strategic.
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (xBSYq)
C-RAM is a radar. That's not going to shoot anything down.
WE are still a smart military blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (JCrfD)
I think this was a big nothing burger. WWIII averted. Now, if the lunatics gain the upper hand and do something real that kills Americans, it's on, but so far, nothing.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 07, 2020 08:56 PM (f1Vqw)
No. Launching direct attacks on American military bases is a crossed line that demands a strong response. You do not say "no blood no foul" to this one. Take out the nuke program for starters, take out all ballistic missile bases and factories, take out all naval facilities. Then see what the Iranians want to do next.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (tT0V4)
Mexico?
Posted by: Asking for a Friend at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Too bad there's not a North America counter to OPEC
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (HALdu)
Well, Donald Trump is no Bill Clinton.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (WdocV)
--
Whoa. It's like my 7th grade model rocket stage all over again.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Swalwell at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (GVtam)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (G4ot7)
We've been really stressed lately.
Posted by: Iran at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (2N7oZ)
That'll keep them guessing."--
Posted by: garrett
That would keep a lot of people guessing, not least of all the Parisians.
Posted by: Anonymous 7 at January 07, 2020 09:00 PM (/CMjY)
The Parisians can't do what we do:
https://tinyurl.com/ygcajxtn
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Viator at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (89mvl)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (tT0V4)
Mexico?
Posted by: Asking for a Friend at January 07, 2020 09:02 PM (2N7oZ)
Too bad there's not a North America counter to OPEC
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (Izzlo)
Taco Bell!
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (sGOvg)
Posted by: April
Oysters
Posted by: Miklos, molluscophile at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (QzkSJ)
***
The Vikings?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (WdocV)
Fran Tarkenton was merciless.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (+k5vA)
Their sleeper cells in America will mix the chopmeat with their Wipe hands tomorrow. No Gloves.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 08:52 PM (2B9A/)
----------------------
Like that shit-talking dealer that Wyatt Earp slapped the shit out of in TombStone.
SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (eiJ3N)
***
The Vikings?
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (WdocV)
First you rape, then you pillage and THEN you burn!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (2B9A/)
C-RAM is a radar. That's not going to shoot anything down.
WE are still a smart military blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (JCrfD)
Maybe, maybe not:
https://tinyurl.com/yzd9599e
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (AMIL/)
The FNM calls them terrorists...but you will recall they also called Solemani a "Warrior Poet"
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (HALdu)
Iran and the Mullahs.
Like Katrina and the Waves but with turbans.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Trogdor burninating the peasants at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (G4ot7)
We've been really stressed lately.
Posted by: Iran at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (2N7oZ)
Stage fright.
Posted by: Tehran at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (q1Pj5)
And, um, folks, the ineffectiveness of Iranian missiles is absolutely unlikely to be "intentional". They cannot "aim" systems like this with the precision implied - "just missing" our bases.
There is no short-term "face saving" at play. There is serious if desperate action to regain the initiative.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Eromero at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:05 PM (WdocV)
Heh, not everyone can whack off on a dress. That takes effort!
Posted by: Billy Jeff at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (ms95q)
Ayatollah: "Are you fucking insane - they'll wipe us out?"
Gen. Buck Salami: "I'm not saying we aren't going to get our hair mussed. A million casualties, top!"
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (32YRo)
Right now we need a diplomatic channel to deescalate this situation...
diplomatic canal > diplomatic channel
Start digging, foggy bottom!
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (786Ro)
C-RAM is a radar. That's not going to shoot anything down.
WE are still a smart military blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (JCrfD)
Confusingly, people often abbreviate the Centurion system as C-RAM.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: xnycpeasant at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (sGOvg)
"They have not layed a finger upon our nuclear facilities!"
"Yes, but the surrounding countryside is littered with destroyed vehicles and corpses of those trying to get to our nuclear facilities"
Posted by: Achmed BinNuke at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (O8SrN)
result, personnel at the base were able to take cover before they were
hit." A U.S. official said four of the 15 Iranian missiles failed in
flight, @DavidCloudLAT reports:
#BREAKING: According to my #Pentagon sources, No #US or #Iraqi
servicemen are killed in Ain al-Asad due to #IRGC|ASF Operation
#Soleimani. None of 6 Qiam-1s launched from #Tabriz at #Erbil have hit
their targets! 5 missed targets one of them was shot-down by
#USArmy's C-RAM!
Maybe they want us to laugh ourselves to death
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (+k5vA)
Just one to let them know anytime, anyplace we want.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (ZLI7S)
****************
It's not perfect but almond flour bread can help with that. There's a Keto Bread with 4 carbs a slice you can get at some supermarkets too.
My favorite though is Barely Bread, 1 carb per slice, a little more for their bagels, but they are some crazy expensive shit.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 08:58 PM (q1Pj5)
Dokken ?
Posted by: jsg at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (GVtam)
SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (qgUJH)
Exactly that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: sharon at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (QzF6i)
Is there Thaad in Iraq?
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:07 PM (HALdu)
You lothed your car. You named it Thaad.
Posted by: josephistan at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (Bwqq4)
Then wait.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (+k5vA)
LOL
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Jim McDermott at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (iI7am)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: The Mullahs at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (+dsLj)
I did not know that. I stand corrected.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM (TdMsT)
I think you know the rule, right? Pics and stuff?
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (OX9vb)
It could have been pre-arranged. Or maybe the new guy wants to defect.
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (g0Lfb)
Posted by: CNN Chyron loop malfunction at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (sGOvg)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (2B9A/)
So I see that 12 climate change activists were arrested in Australia for starting the fires so that they could blame climate change.
That tracks.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (r+sAi)
It was a terrible plan.
I don't even like dark chocolate.
My stomach is not happy.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:03 PM
Are we not doing "phrasing" anymore?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (rBtIz)
Midnight Oil?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (M28y2)
There are French aborigines? Huh. Who knew?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (q1Pj5)
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My chin loves Ali Khameni's balls almost as much as I love Iranians killing American servicemen.
Posted by: David French at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (JCrfD)
I managed to eat about a half a pound of chocolate (dark) before I played with a group of men tonight.
😲
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (oVJmc)
SKIN THAT SMOKE WAGON.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (qgUJH)
Exactly that.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (2B9A/)
I enjoy seeing Billy Bob Thornton getting his ass kicked. Watch that scene over and over.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (+k5vA)
I hear they've gotten the liberals quite excited.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (M28y2)
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HA!
I'll have to go back to the morning thread where I called that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (O8SrN)
I think you know the rule, right? Pics and stuff?
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (OX9vb)
Pics of the men?
They're pretty cute!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (PRN3w)
Nice.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (ms95q)
I'll have to go back to the morning thread where I called that.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 20
Like a 180 arrests for arson as of right now. Considering the number of deaths, they should be charged with them.
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (O8SrN)
You forgot the Chinese Embassy.
Posted by: Mark1971 at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (ms95q)
Just like Pocahontas in that Disney movie.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (2B9A/)
Leak to some questionable Obama holdovers in the state department that Pompeo is where ever the Dems are hold up.
Get some pudding cups ready.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (WdocV)
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You go, girl!
Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (JcXHH)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (32YRo)
Go on...
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (Bwqq4)
I think you know the rule, right? Pics and stuff?
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 09:10 PM (OX9vb)
Urp...
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (TdMsT)
I managed to eat about a half a pound of chocolate (dark) before I played with a group of men tonight.
Wow. Just...wow.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:09 PM (Bwqq4)
Here do I swear fealty and service to Iran, and to the Lord and Ayatollah
of the realm, to speak and to be silent, to do and to let be, to come
and to go, in need or plenty, in peace or war, in living or dying, from
this hour henceforth, until my lord release me, or death take me, or the
world end.
Posted by: Michael Moore at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (W+kMI)
What?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (JCrfD)
our kids have more honor and bravery in their middle fingers than these sand fucks do.
I hope PDT takes out the rocket launching sites and their nucular sites.
And we get the fuck out of the ME.
and Israel, we have your backs. You are a true friend.
Posted by: nurse ratched at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (PkVlr)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (xkSJa)
well, he's kind of busy right now.
Can't tweet and eat at the same time, y'know.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)
367 Re: fires
I'm going to go ahead and put my money on the global warming cultists who block traffic and that kind of nonsense.
"Raising awareness" through massive wildfires and inefficient combustion for peace or some stupid thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Obama outlawed catastrophic plans by requiring everyone to buy one at January 07, 2020 09:26 AM (kquOY)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (PRN3w)
1. By definition, way too many people have way too much time on their hands.
And it should be a capital offense, arson. No two ways about it.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro)
Isn't hitting a base the ideal situation? You know, a large flat area of concrete that you've known about for years? and it's stationary!
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (TLxpZ)
So, we should hope for another stampede?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (O8SrN)
***
Give them the Green Inferno treatment. Feed a child, cook a commie.
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (NSFCQ)
Iran firing a bunch of missiles that miss everything shows a bit more weakness than not doing anything at all. I can't imagine making fools of themselves was the plan.
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: henry at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (J3Rfi)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (ykYG2)
Who do you think painted all those caves?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (M28y2)
Do they play les didgeridoos?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs)
and unstable for responding? Somebody please fill me in. It's 9:14pm EST if that helps.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (O8SrN)
Iran isn't China. "Face" doesn't mean shit. Honor doesn't mean a damned thing to the mullahs. They need their people to keep being afraid of them. They don't need Face. They need Fear.
Picking themselves a limp-wristed pissing match with The Great Satan does nothing but explode the entire mythos of Iran being the de-facto Shi'a hegemon of the region.
They've really fucked themselves royally here i think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (Z1eux)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (PRN3w)
I 'spect the Iranians are getting their "Good luck, yer on your own." email by now.
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (W+kMI)
Posted by: David French at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (WdocV)
Meanwhile, The US Federal Aviation Administration will ban US carriers from operating in the airspace over Iraq, Iran, the Gulf of Oman and the waters between Iran and Saudi Arabia....EX-SQUEEZE ME?
Says who da hell?? NAMES... I WANT NAMES!!
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (kFkpX)
C-RAM is a radar. That's not going to shoot anything down.
WE are still a smart military blog.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:04 PM (JCrfD)
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My information is that it is a system that includes radar but can (not always) include counter-weapons.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (qgUJH)
This guy is back on the street and active in the cause.
So either he spilled his guts, to our benefit, or we're painting him as a stoolie, and not keeping it secret. One can imagine the wonders this does for Iranian proxy outfit morale and mutual trust.
I believe a "bwahahaha" is called for here.
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (El6T/)
Who do you think painted all those caves?
Posted by: garrett at January
In France they are referred to as French
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (WQZ1O)
******
Later report said Sonic Boom from a American Jet
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: The Joker-with better thought out plans than Tehran at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans a
They control their media.
Look at the statement. It was a severe retaliation.
They're telegraphing that was it.
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM (M28y2)
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (786Ro)
Individually we're weak, but combined, we form a mighty faggot!
Posted by: London Breed at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Yeah, I know it's late but I think I'll join ya.
Posted by: Dems kill unborn but not our enemies at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (Z5p7s)
Who do you think painted all those caves?
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:11 PM (M28y2)
Do they play les didgeridoos?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (NWiLs)
Yes, but miserably at that.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (q1Pj5)
First you rape, then you pillage and THEN you burn!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:06 PM (2B9A/)
I keep telling you jackwagons... You burn BEFORE you rape, because it's more romantic in the firelight.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (x7118)
Sort of apropos the moment.
"All the federales say
They could have had 'em anyway
They only let 'em slip away
Out of kindness I suppose."
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (+fPHo)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM (TLxpZ)
I can't imagine it's going to be portrayed that way in Iranian media. Remember, this is a country in which it's illegal to possess a satellite dish.
Posted by: Ace's liver at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (O8SrN)
You guys make me laugh.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (7bcfy)
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I hate those things.
Oh, wait, you mean the horns they played at soccer games? Well...I like horns.
Posted by: Barack Obama at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM (M28y2)
Iran isn't China. "Face" doesn't mean shit.
Honor doesn't mean a damned thing to the mullahs. They need their
people to keep being afraid of them. They don't need Face. They need
Fear.
Picking themselves a limp-wristed pissing match with The Great Satan
does nothing but explode the entire mythos of Iran being the de-facto
Shi'a hegemon of the region.
They've really fucked themselves royally here i think.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:16 PM (Ct55T)
Agree 100%. All they understand is force, fear, violence and submission.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (ms95q)
Too quiet.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (ms95q)
He's in the Situation Room. Huddled down in the corner while the adults talk.
oh, wait, that was Obama.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (1g7ch)
Idiots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Achmed Burntoast at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (O8SrN)
Posted by: David French at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (tT0V4)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (ms95q)
Where is Dr. Strangelove ?????
Launch the B-17 Stealth Bombers NOW !!!!!!!!! But Speaker Pelosi we do not have B-17s anymore ........... Impeach Trump for getting rid of the B-17s .................
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (NSFCQ)
This is why the 'rons love the 'ettes.
We're afraid not to.
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Radio Tehran at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (q1Pj5)
Seriously, Erdogan and the Saudis are more interested in cash than crazy prophecies. Perfect diplomacy partners for Trump.
Israel would be a much happier place, too, without being surrounded by nutjobs trying to kill them every fucking day.
Here's hoping.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: henry at January 07, 2020 09:15 PM
Trump's not falling for the old banana in the tailpipe!
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (rBtIz)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (+1IcC)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM
Some "expert" on MSDNC said Iranian TV was saying it.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (COzlW)
Iran attempted to launch 15 ballistic missiles into Iraq:
10 hit Al-Asad Air Base
1 hit Erbil
4 failed
Source: U.S. military spokesman
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (yQpMk)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:12 PM (ms95q)
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So everyone's singing "Love Shack" in the WH Situation Room?
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM
The British did not have the ability to bomb Buenos Aires. They barely had the ability to reach the airport at Stanley, and couldn't bomb it with any accuracy. The fact that they hit the runway there was a matter of pure luck.
Of course, I don't know that the British would have bombed Buenos Aires even if they had the capability. I can't think that would have helped the situation out on the islands any.
You know, the thing that you lose when you stop using real aircraft carriers is the ability to operate decent airborne early warning aircraft from your carrier deck, and the British paid dearly for their lack.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (edlKR)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January
What do you think they were?
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2020 09:20 PM (+1IcC)
Ah, you'd prefer carpet bombing.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (NWiLs)
Soleimani? I heard of him. I heard he was dead.
Posted by: The Duke at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)
--
Democrats will again insist we give them everything they want.
Shelter in place, placate bullies, etc. You know, modern problem solving.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (NAs56)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (Pqytn)
Rock lobster.
Posted by: CaliGirl at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (7bcfy)
Who do you think painted all those caves?
Posted by: garrett at January
In France they are referred to as French
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:17 PM
The Gaul of some people.
Posted by: garrett at January 07, 2020 09:18 PM
To be frank, they ought to be frog marched.
Posted by: Hands at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:13 PM (NWiLs)
Insom!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (TdMsT)
Ladyl!
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (COzlW)
That reinforces my belief this is face saving.
It's for domestic consumption. So far.
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Les Kinetic at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (+fPHo)
Cool rockets, Achmed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:08 PM (PRN3w)
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I dub this, THREADWINNER!
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (qgUJH)
--
Democrats will again insist we give them everything they want.
Except, you know, there were zero.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:19 PM (ms95q)
Go on.
Posted by: Harvey Weinstein's Walker at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
Still....just limp d**kness...(as was Berry)....no auth over mil ops....
Posted by: Nightwatch on the ramparts at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (kFkpX)
Soleimani? I heard of him. I heard he was dead.
Posted by: The Duke at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (l3+k2)
Well, I've never heard of him.
Posted by: Charles Gibson at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
It was mighty!
The sky was lit by the force of our missiles speeding death and destruction to our enemies!
Many thousands were killed!
The Hoolywool sign was completely destroyed!
There is human waste flowing in the streets of once mighty San Francisco!
The people of Los Angeles are forced now to live upon the ruined streets in tents like the poorest of camel herders!
Everywhere there is destruction!
I tell you this so it is true!
Posted by: Tehran Tom at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (O8SrN)
How to talk to your dogs about the situation with Iran
Step 1: Ask him who is a good boy.
Step 2: Tell him he is, in fact, the good boy.
Step 3: Be careful he doesn't misunderstand Soleimani as "salami."
Step 4: Rub his belly and give him a treat.
Step 5: Go on about your day with your dog instead of talking about Iran.
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (cF8AT)
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (/UQ/R)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
Oookay, this whole Outlander story line has gotten way out of hand.
Posted by: Countn de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (q1Pj5)
Funny how Lindsey can disguise that windsock on his head.
As someone here said recently, being a Senator is first and foremost about self promotion and personal enrichment.
Guessing Lindsey sups at the table of the defense contractor trough.
Posted by: Voter theater. at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (542h7)
Posted by: Zombie Teddy Roosevelt at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (TLxpZ)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM
The British did not have the ability to bomb Buenos Aires. They barely had the ability to reach the airport at Stanley, and couldn't bomb it with any accuracy. The fact that they hit the runway there was a matter of pure luck.
Of course, I don't know that the British would have bombed Buenos Aires even if they had the capability. I can't think that would have helped the situation out on the islands any.
You know, the thing that you lose when you stop using real aircraft carriers is the ability to operate decent airborne early warning aircraft from your carrier deck, and the British paid dearly for their lack.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at January
Yes. The thing is that the Argentines might have felt differently if there had been attacks upon their home and supported the military had there been.
Sinking a boat, shooting down some planes and fighting it out in the islands kept everything away from them.
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 07, 2020 09:23 PM (yQpMk)
If we respond, yes.
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (TLxpZ)
I can't stop laughing.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: rhomboid at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (El6T/)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (TLxpZ)
That's the 4th time in the last 6 hours, can they do that?
Posted by: DamnedYankee at January 07, 2020 09:26 PM (O8SrN)
https://tinyurl.com/ye657u4b
https://tinyurl.com/yhvwrg7b
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:14 PM (HALdu)
If you can connect it to a doorbell camera I'll take two.
Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at January 07, 2020 09:26 PM (jp0Bv)
Posted by: DamnedYankee
Perhaps Donnie is waiting for his plane to land before returning fire
Posted by: Sock Monkey..if this be treason, make the most of it at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (xBSYq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (PRN3w)
I did too, but US officials said they were ballistic missiles. Iran put on quite a show, for them.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (Bwqq4)
a month ago, the most promising political dynamic in Iraq was anti-Iranian nationalism, and in Iran, anti-gov't populism. Now both have been replaced by surging anti-Americanism. The regime in Tehran is now stronger, the one in Baghdad weaker. Not obvious how we are better off.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)
Have sweet dreams of playing with men and hot buttered toast. Or hot buttered men with cinnamon toast. Or something.
Posted by: April at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (OX9vb)
"Just got off the phone with the President. If you are watching this in Iran, you are in control of your own future. IF you continue this crap, you will soon be out of the oil business."
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (qgUJH)
The turnaround is kind of tricky, but I have it down almost. I can't sing and play at the same time yet. When I put on a thumbpick and a single steel pick (Doc Watson style) it was like having to learn to finger pick all over again.
I need to sit down and practice with someone. YouTube is excellent but there's nothing like real live feedback and practice.
Posted by: Common Tater at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (zHVM/)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
But from my observation of Trump's international behavior, it very likely will not be in the kneejerk way the "experts" want/hope/pray he does.
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Akua Makana at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (YkUJb)
A meremortal sighting! How the heck are you?
Posted by: westminsterdogshow at January 07, 2020 09:24 PM (/UQ/R
{{{WDS!}}}
I'm suffering the consequences of poor food choices today.
Other than that--everything is okay.
How are you, dahing?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (TdMsT)
Whatever, the faux missile attack was part of a larger strategy.
Troops on our own southern border and nukes and drones abroad, thank you.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (fkH2M)
He's got James Taylor on stand by
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (+k5vA)
Iran attempted to launch 15 ballistic missiles into Iraq:
10 hit Al-Asad Air Base
1 hit Erbil
4 failed
Source: U.S. military spokesman
Posted by: Tami
Those bastards blew up a gerbil!
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (JtBPN)
Posted by: Huma at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: The B52s at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: The B52s at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (l3+k2)
That was REM....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: James at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (tT0V4)
@LucasFoxNews 6 minutes ago
Iran attempted to launch 15 ballistic missiles into Iraq:
10 hit Al-Asad Air Base
1 hit Erbil
4 failed
Source: U.S. military spokesman
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (cF8AT)
That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for them.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Pqytn)
Yikes!
I hope you are feeling okay.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (TdMsT)
I don't know how he will do it, but my money is on him, based on history.
Posted by: West at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (TLBWP)
Posted by: rickb223 at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (JtBPN)
I've decided I'm anti-Iran after all!
Posted by: Richard Gere at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (wGeit)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (qM84C)
The U.S. Army issued a warning on Tuesday about "fraudulent text messages" telling people they have been selected for a military draft.
U.S. Army Recruiting Command said its received multiple calls and e-mails about the texts that falsely advise recipients to "report to the nearest branch" and warn that the recipient would be "fined and sent to jail for a minimum of 6 years" if they don't reply.
USAREC said it wants to ensure everyone that the texts are false and "were not initiated by this command or the U.S. Army."
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 07, 2020 09:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (eASYU)
Posted by: lowandslow at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (4thlk)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Pqytn)
--
I hope it's going okay for you. I had to have one a few years ago for a crack in a tooth, and after hearing about them my entire life I was dreading it. The pain was MUCH better after the procedure, though. The root canal itself wasn't much worse than getting a cavity filled, honestly.
Here's hoping yours is similar.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: The B52s at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (l3+k2)
That was REM....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Ct55T)
Yeah but the hot brunette B52 chick sang on it.
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (qgUJH)
Hmmm
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (NSFCQ)
a month ago, the most promising political dynamic in Iraq was anti-Iranian nationalism, and in Iran, anti-gov't populism. Now both have been replaced by surging anti-Americanism. The regime in Tehran is now stronger, the one in Baghdad weaker. Not obvious how we are better off.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo
It's not as if Iran hasn't been buying off Iraqi politicians and setting up militias for the past 6+ years or anything.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (+1IcC)
And the 'chan troll we had in here did make a salient point : we got Americans right here - and not just white Americans like he professed to care about - who are dying of hopelessness and addiction. We are raising a generation mired in debt to service college educations they don't need; and they associate this debt with 'capitalism'.
And I am unsure they are wrong to do so.
America (and Western countries generally) need to sort out their own affairs before blundering around in Near Eastern quagmires we don't understand. And yes I include myself in this 'we'.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 09:32 PM (ykYG2)
Well gawwwwll-leee, sarge.
Wonder who could possibly be behind that shenanigans?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:32 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:32 PM (TdMsT)
"Reporting live from Baltimore..."
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:22 PM (NAs56)
And Chicago ...
Posted by: LASue at January 07, 2020 09:32 PM (wMHPW)
592 Shiny happy people dropping bombs...
Posted by: The B52s at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (l3+k2)
That was REM....
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:29 PM (Ct55T)
B-side to Love Shack?
Posted by: The B52s at January 07, 2020 09:33 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 07, 2020 09:33 PM (UmCSQ)
I hope you are feeling okay.
=========================
Doing fine. The endodontist graduated from the WV School of Dentistry. I figured anyone practicing dentistry in the great, beautiful state of WV has seen it all. A great guy and in and out in an hour and 15 minutes.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:33 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 07, 2020 09:34 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: shibumi
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The Brown-note weapon is right out because, over there, who'd even notice?
Posted by: Tonypete at January 07, 2020 09:34 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2020 09:34 PM (pNxlR)
Give you a jelly jar of moonshine, then knocked the tooth out with a ball-peen hammer?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)
No US casualties at the moment, but that now appears to be dumb luck, not the 'face-saving' nonsense that several folks here are pushing.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 09:34 PM (kOpft)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (PRN3w)
Whatever, the faux missile attack was part of a larger strategy.
Troops on our own southern border and nukes and drones abroad, thank you.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 07, 2020 09:28 PM (fkH2M)
Maybe so, maybe not. If those are simple ballistic rockets with no on-board nav and guidance system, and not set-up to get in-flight guidance commands from ground stations, the expected impact area at several hundred miles range may be several miles in diameter.
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (AMIL/)
At least his TDS is not all encompassing.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (tGqH3)
Doing fine. The endodontist graduated from the WV School of Dentistry. I figured anyone practicing dentistry in the great, beautiful state of WV has seen it all. A great guy and in and out in an hour and 15 minutes.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:33 PM (Pqytn)
It's good you went to an endodontist.
My twin brother is one, and he does a lot of tricky repairs on root canals performed by general dentists.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (TdMsT)
The toothbrush was invented in West Virginia.
Had it been invented anywhere else it would be known as the teethbrush.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qM84C)
Posted by: shibumi,
The nation isn't the problem. It's the Council, the Ayatollah, and the interlocking religious institutions that rule the country.
Again, sidebar has it right; just lock down all incoming and outgoing shipments of anything including money. They'll puke the cancer out in a month.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (+1IcC)
makes all of their nation vomit for a week or so? Or at the very least,
can't we just blast them with Nickelback until they commit suicide?
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 07, 2020 09:33 PM (UmCSQ)
The Nude Bomb is still in storage.
Posted by: Agent 86 - Retired at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (2N7oZ)
No US casualties at the moment, but that now appears to be dumb luck, not the 'face-saving' nonsense that several folks here are pushing.
Posted by: Methos at January
We must have known what they were andwhere they ere going right after they launched.
The funny thing is they murdered Iraqis, how is that going to go over with the Irqais?
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (HALdu)
At least his TDS is not all encompassing.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (tGqH3)
You're giving him a far more charitable read than I did.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:37 PM (Ct55T)
Fox News, CNN, etc have all these retired military officers from Vietnam
all telling us what Trump should do...... Give it a rest ..........
General Jack Keane is the only one I'll listen to. Might as well find a few PFC's as those Lt. Colonels. I like Ollie though.
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 09:38 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:38 PM (HALdu)
CFR? Yeah, thanks. I can't wait to hear what you say.
Posted by: t-bird at January 07, 2020 09:38 PM (nIvDu)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:34 PM (NWiLs)
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LOL. A lot of long-endurance novacaine and and additional applications when two nerves refused to cooperate. The right side of my chin was numb for seven hours. Now normal.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:38 PM (Pqytn)
Got my flu shot today. I better not get sick now. Hubby kept riding my ass to get it done.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (axyOa)
--
That reminds me, since this is a music thread:
Guy Clark, "Soldier's Joy, 1864"
https://hooktube.com/watch?v=6tzSaUVl9ww
"I came to in a wagon load of ten more wounded men
Five was dead by the time we reached that bloody tent
Give me some of that soldier's joy, you know what I mean
I don't want to hurt no more, my leg is turning green"
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (PRN3w)
At least his TDS is not all encompassing.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (tGqH3)
I'm sure he's also shocked and horrified at the reactions of the liberals he's so eager to impress.
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (tGqH3)
some Iraqi General saying all is well as their are US Soldiers and bombs
exploding behind him ???
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (qM84C)
Baghdad Bob - There are no US tanks within 100 miles of Baghdad! [US tank rolls past in the background]
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Marcus Barkus Rufus Dufus O'Malley at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (xBSYq)
Got my flu shot today. I better not get sick now. Hubby kept riding my ass to get it done.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (dUJdY)
I sure hope it keeps you well.
I don't get a flu shot any more. Just rolling the dice!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 07, 2020 08:35 PM (JCrfD)
THIS. Target the Mullahs not the people who are also trying to rid themselves of the mullahs.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (axyOa)
Lynne Stewart. With less stubble.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (HALdu)
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If they killed a significant number of Iraqis on the ground, they will likely demand a response and that'll be that.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (qgUJH)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs)
Chique is not quite as bloodthirsty and Vendetta minded as the rest of us.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (2B9A/)
Let's see if any of those assholes will volunteer for some "constructive dialogue".
Posted by: Kazi at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs)
Care to elaborate?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 07, 2020 09:41 PM (tGqH3)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:41 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Mama Salami at January 07, 2020 09:41 PM (EgshT)
My twin brother is one, and he does a lot of tricky repairs on root canals performed by general dentists.
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My general dentist referred me to him. She's pretty sharp, too, but insisted on the specialist. A good move and worth every penny.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (Pqytn)
They will blame us.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Diogenes at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (axyOa)
Maybe the XXXX jumbo-sized edition
Posted by: Marybeth at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at January 07, 2020 09:31 PM (eASYU)
I believe Mike Pompeo is giving top-notch strategic and tactical advice to PDT. Pompeo graduated first in his class at West Point and served as an armor officer in West Germany. He later got a law degree from Harvard, believe it or not.
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (AMIL/)
Let's see if any of those assholes will volunteer for some "constructive dialogue".
Posted by: Kazi at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (0x00j)
They should only be sent if Iran agrees to keep them, send them on foot with hiking gear
Posted by: CN at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM
Oooo--a cruise! Where are you going?
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:43 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:43 PM (Bwqq4)
Knowing what we know about the dead Salami what were we supposed to do? Say fuck it, pull out and let Iran be emboldened by us leaving without retaliating?
I don't want to be in that region anymore than anyone else but fuck - what were we supposed to do after the embassy attack?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:43 PM (IYHxL)
No you can't haz my man card.
And Shiny Happy People was REM.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:43 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (G4ot7)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (M0u+N)
No you can't haz my man card.
And Shiny Happy People was REM.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:43 PM (M0u+N)
And you look down on me for liking TOS?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (FBrfY)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (Bwqq4)
Blame it on The Great Satan, as usual.
Posted by: Dr. T at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (Vgw1E)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (dUJdY)
I've been live streaming for almost two years.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (G4ot7)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:36 PM (NWiLs)
Care to elaborate?
Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 07, 2020 09:41 PM (tGqH3)
Taken in the context of everything else he's said about PDT, his general cuckery, and his wholly unnecessary preface of "we can't change our president right now," he's still saying PDT is a fuckup so all we can do is pray.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (NWiLs)
Man, the ladies are frisky tonight!
Posted by: Meremortal at January
The question is, did she tell him she got the shot or not?
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Diogenes
Lynne Stewart. With less stubble.
Posted by: Insomniac
Mama Cass.
After the accident.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (+1IcC)
647 President Trump needs to send Jimmy Carter, both Clintons, GW, John Kerry and Barack Hussein on a "Peace Delegation" to Iran.
Let's see if any of those assholes will volunteer for some "constructive dialogue".
Posted by: Kazi at January 07, 2020 09:40 PM (0x00j)
Toss in Mittens - someone needs to haul the luggage.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 07, 2020 09:45 PM (G546f)
Caribbean cruise. St. Thomas, Barbados, shit.. I can't remember.. there's 6 ports of call. I can't wait!! Been saving for a year!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
I never looked down on you. I'm half nerd.
I just point at nerds.
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:46 PM (M0u+N)
My general dentist referred me to him. She's pretty sharp, too, but insisted on the specialist. A good move and worth every penny.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:42 PM (Pqytn)
The best possible decision!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:46 PM (TdMsT)
a month ago, the most promising political dynamic in Iraq was
anti-Iranian nationalism, and in Iran, anti-gov't populism. Now both
have been replaced by surging anti-Americanism. The regime in Tehran is
now stronger, the one in Baghdad weaker. Not obvious how we are better
off.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 09:27 PM (ykYG2)
These geniuses have been so spectacularly and consistently wrong that I translate this to the mullahs will be swept out of power before Friday prayers.
Posted by: mugiwara at January 07, 2020 09:46 PM (p9Acv)
Posted by: Brian in New Orleans
Yeah, SC fireworks stand technology at its finest. Roman candles would be as effective...
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (32YRo)
Yes, I told him. Then he patted my ass and said good girl.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (dUJdY)
Caribbean cruise. St. Thomas, Barbados, shit.. I can't remember.. there's 6 ports of call. I can't wait!! Been saving for a year!
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:46 PM (dUJdY)
That sounds lovely!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (TdMsT)
Sounds like the DNC is writing their material.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (ms95q)
They're the guys who have accomplished fuck-all with Iran for the last 40 years.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (oVJmc)
All is well! Missiles launched from Iran at two military bases located in Iraq. Assessment of casualties & damages taking place now. So far, so good! We have the most powerful and well equipped military anywhere in the world, by far! I will be making a statement tomorrow morning.
Posted by: Tami at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (cF8AT)
Sounds like the DNC is writing their material.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (ms95q)
Probably use the same PR firm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)
Leave us alone if you can't walk the talk.
Posted by: Kazi at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (0x00j)
Posted by: Regular joe at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (6/uwW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Common Tater at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (zHVM/)
For now. Anyway, yeah I'd like to hear from the less than enthusiastic or outright against it Morons.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (l3+k2)
If Iran's networks were intact inside Iraq, they'd have likely launched the attack from there. The fact that they had to resort to missile attacks from Iranian soil is an indicator that we've severely disrupted and/or disabled their militia structure inside Iraq.
I'm pretty sure that they would have preferred to do everything from inside Iraq, so as to maintain deniability and to ensure that it looked like the Iraqis wanted us out. This attack indicates a probable loss of their assets in Iraq, which is interesting.
Posted by: Kirk at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (pVima)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (Pqytn)
Iraq Lobster
Posted by: cool breeze at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (KP5rU)
Yes, I told him. Then he patted my ass and said good girl.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (dUJdY)
Hi-Yo!
-Ed McMahon
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:39 PM (dUJdY)
I guess we really have stopped doing phrasing.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:49 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: John Kerry at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (G4ot7)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (xInes)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (dUJdY)
Good!
You HAVE to be there!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Peanut, President Peanut to you! at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Chouinard at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (ua1m6)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Count de Monet
Guess we're gonna need a Tehran Tony or something since we're fresh out of Bobs...
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (32YRo)
I felt the same way but got used to it. It's more or less part of the charm.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: CSMBigBird at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (xInes)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:44 PM (M0u+N)
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Awww yeah.
Posted by: Randy at January 07, 2020 09:52 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 07, 2020 09:51 PM (dUJdY)
Whew!
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:52 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:21 PM (Pqytn)
Iraq Lobster
Posted by: cool breeze at January
Rock the Casbah
also, Rock lobster is an awful song, Love Shack not much better.
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:52 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 07, 2020 09:52 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:52 PM (ms95q)
Jesus, Donnie, what the hell.
That tweet sounds like he's gearing up to let them slide...
I just hope there's something up his sleeve.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:52 PM (ms95q)
I like pie.
-Donny Two Scoops
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Kazi at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (0x00j)
Yes Grammy we're very young, at least we can continue in that delusion here at AOS. My spirit is young but my body not so much. I'm waiting on back surgery so that maybe I won't have the sciatica and have more mobility. It's ridiculous at my age that I can't work in the yard or stand in the kitchen for more than 15 minutes without back pain.
I just had a flash, iirc didn't you used to be Mama Winger? And because you talked so much about your grandkids I suggested you change to grammie Winger and that was the impetus for the change. Or am I misremembering that in my senility?
Posted by: Farmer at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (LttNJ)
Posted by: CN at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (U7k5w)
Posted by: Chouinard at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (ua1m6)
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My sister made $3495.23 working from home part time.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:53 PM (PRN3w)
And light brown liquid ran down the keks of mullahs and Demonrats (BIRM) everywhere.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (ms95q)
I think not even the dog eater could boast so longlasting a legacy. I'd have to go back to Aethelraed the Unready.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (ykYG2)
BREAKING: #Iran warns that if the U.S. retaliates for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
Dubai: WHAT THE FUCK
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (ABuva)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (NSFCQ)
Posted by: Chouinard at January 07, 2020 09:50 PM (ua1m6)
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The regulars like it just the way it is.
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:55 PM (TdMsT)
Everyone posting directly under the first spam post so that it's at the top of the screen, and it would be *exactly* like the HQ now.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:55 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:55 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:55 PM (ms95q)
Perhaps it's just letting the American people know that our boys are ok. He still could easily bomb them to prehistoric times. Or throwing on my tinfoil hat, the Ayatollah called and said "we'll be good"
I absolutely doubt the latter.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:56 PM (IYHxL)
BREAKING: #Iran warns that if the U.S. retaliates for the two waves of attacks they launched their 3rd wave will destroy #Dubai and #Haifa.
Dubai: WHAT THE FUCK
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January
France - Damnit!
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:56 PM (HALdu)
No snark: I honestly don't understand what your complaint is...
Are you saying that the main posts are getting too hard for outsiders to understand because they incorporate too many in-jokes from the comments?
If so, you may be right, but i'm not convinced one way or the other that that's a problem. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 09:56 PM (Ct55T)
Thank you for the valuable tips on running a blog properly. Until this one gets fixed to your satisfaction, why don't you frequent another one?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at January 07, 2020 09:56 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:57 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:57 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January
Is that what they refer to as "in call"?
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:57 PM (HALdu)
"She made more but I took 60%" - Velvet Jones
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:57 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 09:57 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (oVJmc)
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One of the saddest parts of their f*ckup was that all of those old topics that were discussed at length and used to come up in search engines are all gone. Poof. Nothing for anyone who might be conservative-curious and looking for information on topics.
And facebook comments under an article don't come up in search engine results, do they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Ladyl at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (oVJmc)
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All it needs is a trigger value in the response to a comment post that advances the scroll to the previous position so you don't have to remember the last comment you read.
Posted by: Moron Pundit at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (qgUJH)
Are you saying that the main posts are getting too hard for outsiders to understand because they incorporate too many in-jokes from the comments?
If so, you may be right, but i'm not convinced one way or the other that that's a problem. Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January
Pictures! He needs pictures damnit!
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (HALdu)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe
Bwahahaha...why didn't they just say that Joe's House of Carpets and Spaghetti in Timbuctoo is next!
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (32YRo)
I don't think so.
They missed with every single missile. They are either spectacularly incompetent or they didn't want to hit their target and this was all for show.
Show is a very big deal in the Muslim world, particularly because they have control over the media that our media would kill for. They will paint this as a big win and a vengeance for Soleimani but the truth is the lost.
Iran blinked. Trump won this one.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)
Cats & dogs living together.
Posted by: Venkman - the ghost buster, not that dumbass 05 at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (VcFUs)
Sounds like the DNC is writing their material.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 09:47 PM (ms95q)
Probably use the same PR firm.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 09:48 PM (NWiLs)
Fusion GPS?
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (kOpft)
--
He's suggesting a platform similar to Longbow 2.0
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (PRN3w)
Meanwhile you can read Paul Anka handing out awards for best Haiku from 2004.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 09:59 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:57 PM (IYHxL)
===========================
LOL
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 09:59 PM (Pqytn)
You don't like Jews or black folks very much do you?
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 09:59 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 07, 2020 09:59 PM (VcFUs)
topics that were discussed at length and used to come up in search
engines are all gone. Poof. Nothing for anyone who might be
conservative-curious and looking for information on topics.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (PRN3w)
Feature. Bug. Some disassembly required.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (PRN3w)
either spectacularly incompetent or they didn't want to hit their target
and this was all for show.
Show is a very big deal in the Muslim world, particularly because
they have control over the media that our media would kill for. They
will paint this as a big win and a vengeance for Soleimani but the truth
is the lost.
Iran blinked. Trump won this one.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)
==========================
I vote for "show".
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 09:35 PM (PRN3w)
Col. Andy Tanner:
12 million screamin' illegals.
Darryl Bates:
Well, last I heard, there were a 22 screamin' illegals.
Col. Andy Tanner:
There were.
Posted by: Just the Facts at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (2N7oZ)
That's the fucking way it is
I'm Paul Anka, bitch
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (NWiLs)
Integrity.
Where's Joe?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Ha at January 07, 2020 09:54 PM (NSFCQ)
You do not deescalate by throwing missiles at US spaces. They need to be taught that that is not acceptable and Trump is just the guy to do that.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (2B9A/)
"Oooh, it's another Ben Roethlissberger joke!.....
awww, fuck."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (Ct55T)
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It depends on the missiles that they used. I'm not familiar with the stuff Iran's got. But I suspect that they're older models with poor guidance systems (by modern standards) that consider "landing anywhere in the target city" to be a spectacularly successful hit.
If that's the case, then the results wouldn't be that surprising.
It's also possible that we had anti-missile defenses on-site that shot down anything that might have gotten close to actually hitting the airbase.
Posted by: junior at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (/sKj3)
Maybe we should blow the fuck out of a refinery or nuclear site. Just for "show".
Let them know; "Don't make us take off the belt next time. Actually we'll make you go cut your own switch."
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 09:58 PM (ZLI7S)
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I vote for "show".
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:00 PM (Pqytn)
There we have it. Definite evidence. Trump is a show-er, not a grow-er.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (q1Pj5)
Posted by: Chouinard
Yeah, Chardonnay -that's what Ace needs, more elites to comment!
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
--
First we get ampersands, then we can discuss the little thumbs-up icons that stifle any actual conversation.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
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Reassure Hassad that Moscow still has Syria's back after Iran implodes?
Posted by: junior at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (/sKj3)
suggestions for improvements or changes that the old-timers don't like
gets ridiculed and told to take a hike?
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
Yep. "Be better, Ace" is just a "suggestion" for an "improvement".
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (ms95q)
For Iranian success?
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (+k5vA)
What can I say? The HQ is very protective but I wouldn't begrudge an improvement.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
Yup!
There's a whole sub-section in article XVII about appropriate lawn etiquette, too.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (Ct55T)
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 07, 2020 10:04 PM (VcFUs)
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (32YRo)
Actually, the entertainment value of Ace slapping around dumbass "elites" on his own web site is worth stopping to consider.
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 10:04 PM (NiXyF)
There were.
Posted by: Just the Facts at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (2N7oZ)
[tosses coffee into fire]
This is very important to not forget to add this last part.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 10:04 PM (q1Pj5)
There we have it. Definite evidence. Trump is a show-er, not a grow-er.
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (q1Pj5)
Oh yeah, if Iran is a rockin', don't come a knockin'.
Posted by: Officer URL at January 07, 2020 10:04 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (PRN3w)
**uptwinkles**
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 10:04 PM (NiXyF)
First we get ampersands, then we can discuss the little thumbs-up icons that stifle any actual conversation.
👍
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Count de Monet at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (q1Pj5)
================================
I dunno. The 82nd AB's ready brigade was sent to Kuwait. That's a kind of a "show", too.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (Pqytn)
They missed with every single missile. They are either spectacularly incompetent or they didn't want to hit their target and this was all for show.
Show is a very big deal in the Muslim world, particularly because they have control over the media that our media would kill for. They will paint this as a big win and a vengeance for Soleimani but the truth is the lost.
Iran blinked. Trump won this one.
No, I don't think so. This is playing perfectly into Trump's hands, if he wants to eliminate the so-called "Quds Force". He can now strip the Iranian air defenses, and then bomb the ever-loving out of the IRGC to his heart's content. I think this was a major screw-up on the Iranian side, and possibly due to some low-level IRGC commander getting ahead of himself.
It's an insane move on the Iranian's part. Ballistic missiles launched from Iranian territory? WTF were they thinking? Trump absolutely has to respond to this, and now he's got justification to do it.
I wonder if the regime really has control over the IRGC, at this point. It's a very serious escalation, and one that's given Trump perfect justification for destroying the IRGC in detail inside Iran. Nuts.
Posted by: Kirk at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (pVima)
You got your highschool chick stolen from you by a Jew or a black dude didn't you?
Straight piped her.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (IYHxL)
...10:03 PM (PRN3w)
775 I'll not sully myself on some dirty, ampersand-infested blog.
... 10:03 PM (oVJmc)
--
I'll take "hordemind" for $300, Alex.
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (PRN3w)
763 So the policy here is that anyone posting suggestions for improvements or changes that the old-timers don't like gets ridiculed and told to take a hike?
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
No. Suggest away. Just recognize suggested changes won't likely materialize.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (sQqgE)
First we get ampersands, then we can discuss the little thumbs-up icons that stifle any actual conversation.
You get &&&&&&&&&&&&&&privilege once u make the wall of shame
Posted by: BifBewalski at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (VcFUs)
Absolutely. By the way you are so much better than Kurt.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 10:06 PM (ms95q)
I wonder if the regime really has control over the IRGC, at this point. It's a very serious escalation, and one that's given Trump perfect justification for destroying the IRGC in detail inside Iran. Nuts.
Posted by: Kirk at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (pVima)
Trump's statement tomorrow should be, in its entirety:
"Hey, Iran. You missed."
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 10:06 PM (NiXyF)
Let them know; "Don't make us take off the belt next time. Actually we'll make you go cut your own switch."
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:02 PM (IYHxL)
First, I like the cut of your jib and want to subscribe to your newsletter.
Second, having to cut your own switch sucks. Do you choose the smallest thinnest one knowing how badly it will sting or do you choose a thicker switch with less give that will leave bruises?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 07, 2020 10:06 PM (imSgd)
Posted by: junior at January 07, 2020 10:03 PM (/sKj3)
'Zakly.
Once the mullahs are out of business, every dirtbag regime on Earth is gonna be scurrying to solidify hegemony over their orphaned little solar system of basket case shitholes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at January 07, 2020 10:07 PM (Ct55T)
Do you really believe hitting a city in Iraq as opposed to hitting US military as revenge for their most "revered general" is any kind of win in anyone's mind?
I don't.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 07, 2020 10:07 PM (ZLI7S)
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Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 07, 2020 10:05 PM (oVJmc)
--
(clicks little thumb icon without articulating any thoughts of my own)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:07 PM (PRN3w)
Posted by: davidt at January 07, 2020 10:07 PM (l3+k2)
>>>
Then we get the women. Capische?
Posted by: Tony Montana at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (q1Pj5)
Moo?
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:01 PM (AMIL/)
Well yeah. But it's nothing against you personally.
It's complicated.
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie -Tehran was getting his life back together at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (PRN3w)
taught that that is not acceptable and Trump is just the guy to do
that.
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If you control your media, you don't even need to launch the missiles in order to report that you launched the missiles and blah, blah.
People are really stretching for an excuse to do nothing here.
Posted by: Methos at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (kOpft)
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Someone's anglin' for a night in the box!
Posted by: No One of Consequence at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (CAJOC)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 10:08 PM (M0u+N)
suggestions for improvements or changes that the old-timers don't like
gets ridiculed and told to take a hike?
Posted by: Gref
Not sure I've been to many blogs that within an hour after a post, there is going on nearly 750 comments, and a lot are unique looks...Hot Air bloggers would kill their mothers to get even 50 on any given post
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 10:09 PM (32YRo)
Luckily I never had to do it, got threatend with it once but never had it happen thankfully.
Did catch the belt a few times however. According to my mom she said you cut a decent switch, you don't cut the thin one knowing it'll hurt more but if you bring in a thick one that breaks easy you are GUARANTEED to get a worse ass beating with a switch that can cut the speed of sound.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:09 PM (IYHxL)
"Hey, Iran. You missed
Posted by: filbert at January 07, 2020 10:06 PM (NiXyF)
FIFY
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at January 07, 2020 10:09 PM (imSgd)
either spectacularly incompetent or they didn't want to hit their target
and this was all for show."
Do we know this for sure?
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at January 07, 2020 10:09 PM (d6Ksn)
Posted by: eleven at January 07, 2020 10:10 PM (M0u+N)
Statements come in many shapes and sizes. Let's see what Trump's is.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 10:11 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: DonnaV. at January 07, 2020 10:09 PM (d6Ksn)
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It's easy to find out. How many Iranian oil refineries are still in operation?
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:11 PM (Pqytn)
the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then,
during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick
supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many
Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor
that day, I can tell you!
Posted by: Zeon Don at January 07, 2020 10:11 PM (2N7oZ)
Have a good night you insufferable unfunny fuck stick.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:11 PM (IYHxL)
Have a good night you insufferable unfunny fuck stick.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:11 PM (IYHxL)
You sound like my wife.
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 10:13 PM (ms95q)
+25% tariff on any country which does any trade with Iran.
+50% next month
+100% the next.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 07, 2020 10:13 PM (1g7ch)
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^^
"Who dares disturb Big Ampersand?"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 07, 2020 10:14 PM (pNxlR)
I mean, come on, You're a stereotype my dude.
Posted by: Zion Don at January 07, 2020 10:12 PM (ChlAd)
And what the fuck are you, Stormfront Boy? Or is it Girl now?
Posted by: ... at January 07, 2020 10:14 PM (ms95q)
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 10:15 PM (32YRo)
either spectacularly incompetent or they didn't want to hit their target and this was all for show."
They probably didn't have any other option for striking any US military target on short notice. They can't do airstrikes given our air superiority. They can't send an armored column to hit one of our bases - it would be demolished before it got halfway. Every US Navy ship in the region is ready to shoot first and ask questions later if unidentified small boats come near.
Posted by: Gref at January 07, 2020 10:15 PM (AMIL/)
Meeting? is that what the asshats are trying spin the glitzy restaurant opening in dc they're all at as?? bwwwaaaahhhh
https://tinyurl.com/yfcy3nad
Posted by: bebe's boobs destroy at January 07, 2020 10:16 PM (tUOCc)
Posted by: CPT. Charles at January 07, 2020 10:16 PM (W+kMI)
LOL. Enjoy being terrified of the blacks and Jews for the rest of your life.
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free at January 07, 2020 10:17 PM (IYHxL)
Posted by: dartist at January 07, 2020 10:17 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at January 07, 2020 10:17 PM (0OmEj)
Posted by: thathalfrican - sucker free
Unless you're a neo-Nazi or a wacky liberal - then what thathalfafrican said...
Posted by: Boswell at January 07, 2020 10:19 PM (32YRo)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:19 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:23 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Meremortal at January 07, 2020 10:23 PM (Bwqq4)
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 08:53 PM
The British did not have the ability to bomb Buenos Aires. They barely had the ability to reach the airport at Stanley, and couldn't bomb it with any accuracy. The fact that they hit the runway there was a matter of pure luck.
Of course, I don't know that the British would have bombed Buenos Aires even if they had the capability. I can't think that would have helped the situation out on the islands any.
You know, the thing that you lose when you stop using real aircraft carriers is the ability to operate decent airborne early warning aircraft from your carrier deck, and the British paid dearly for their lack.
Posted by: Cybersmythe at January
Yes. The thing is that the Argentines might have felt differently if there had been attacks upon their home and supported the military had there been.
Sinking a boat, shooting down some planes and fighting it out in the islands kept everything away from them.
Posted by: not so at January 07, 2020 09:25 PM (HALdu)
They didn't need early warning radar for the fleet. They got all their info about flight ops from Chile, using their radar based on a secret deal, beamed to London and then out to the fleet.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 10:35 PM (eoQWY)
That is the reason they made a very ineffectual attack.
Posted by: Brian at January 07, 2020 10:46 PM (tFiTQ)
They got all their info about flight ops from Chile, using their radar
based on a secret deal, beamed to London and then out to the fleet.
Posted by: Oldcat at January 07, 2020 10:35 PM (eoQWY)
=============================
Lindybeige devoted an entire video on the secret UK-Chile EW deal recently.
Posted by: mrp at January 07, 2020 10:48 PM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Fritz at January 07, 2020 11:28 PM (ATCV4)
The mullahs only fired the missiles so they wouldn't appear weak in front of their citizens. It'll backfire among their hardliners when no US casualties are reported. I think that'll be the bigger scandal for them. I personally think they're heading for a coup.
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So that's how they got advanced warning of the exocet that took out Sheffield?
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Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)