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More Completely Unpredictable Reactions from Our Seditious Ex-American Democrats and Marxist Media
But, as always, I do repeat myself.
First up, Trump says we took this action to stop a war already in progress on Iran's side, not to start a war.WATCH: Complete statement from President Trump on Soleimani: “We took action last night to stop a war. We did not take action to start a war." pic.twitter.com/MewjkQrWP5
— CSPAN (@cspan) January 3, 2020
Two days apart. It really is sad what partisanship is doing to people.
— (((AG))) (@AGHamilton29) January 3, 2020
First @ChrisMurphyCT complains that we are impotent and just praying for the bad guys to go away, then he declares it was wrong for us to take out the worst bad guy in the region.
Shameless. pic.twitter.com/yrX2UfOswf
A CBS report on Friday referred to the Soleimani as both a “revered figure” and a “war hero.”https://t.co/cOrawq7NpS
— The Federalist (@FDRLST) January 3, 2020
How is The New Yorker eulogizing Qasem Suleimani?
— Steve Guest (@SteveGuest) January 3, 2020
"Suleimani, a flamboyant former construction worker and bodybuilder with snowy white hair, a dapper beard, and arching salt-and-pepper eyebrows..."
Gross.https://t.co/83uSHZxJOG pic.twitter.com/oIf9CkqUmd
US-Iran relations under Obama vs. US-Iran relations under @realDonaldTrump pic.twitter.com/CeYF7eP20M
— Mike Joyce (@mjoyce317) January 3, 2020
Top Democratic leaders were kept in dark about Soleimani attack https://t.co/a2y7QgWRhF pic.twitter.com/T5QBBZaUgN
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 3, 2020
President Trump dined on ice cream as news of the airstrike broke https://t.co/iP5fbnSfDH pic.twitter.com/SmrqI6zN0Y
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) January 3, 2020
It's impossible to parody these clowns. https://t.co/XYDystBG21
— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) January 3, 2020
like @charlescwcooke said, this is not the behavior of a news network. this is the behavior of a politcal activist group with press credentials. https://t.co/CFS4pONfen
— 𝚒'𝚖 𝚊 𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚑𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚝𝚜𝚊𝚛 (@BecketAdams) January 3, 2020
— The Babylon Bee (@TheBabylonBee) January 3, 2020
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 03, 2020 07:47 PM (HuH1F)
Posted by: Crusader at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (ewSN2)
Posted by: Bosk at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (xptlg)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 03, 2020 07:48 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Surfperch at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (tVQUs)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 03, 2020 07:49 PM (HuH1F)
Even Tehran won't keep them in the loop.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (gHCnG)
Sad, but true.
Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (br0DX)
Otherwise I would dine on ice cream.
Honestly are they trying to imply that Trump is a child that has ice cream for a meal?
Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (ZfRYq)
Im gonna need a bigly spoon.
Posted by: henry at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (J3Rfi)
Sounds like Steve Guest has a bit of a crush.
NTTAWT. Oh wait, yes there is EWWT.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 07:51 PM (YqDXo)
I met "Suleimani, a flamboyant former construction worker and bodybuilder with snowy white hair, a dapper beard, and arching salt-and-pepper eyebrows..." while waitressing at the Tehran Hilton one steamy night last July. He was intrigued by the fact I'm an amputee yet I was able to balance all the dinner plates with one arm, serving his table flawlessly. He flirted with me, asking what else I was good at. Captivated by his steely demeanor, I invited him up to my room for a nightcap...
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:52 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: BluesFish at January 03, 2020 07:52 PM (WQZ1O)
Posted by: Charles the Simple at January 03, 2020 07:52 PM (HuH1F)
You'd have to be out of your mind to tell them anything. They're traitors, straight-up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: henry at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (J3Rfi)
===
I am already stressed by mere mention of an upcoming Monday GAINZZZ post...
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM (zr5Kq)
You forgot the classic formulation:
'Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...'
Come on, people!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (q177U)
Except somehow a hack at the NYT had a pretty good inkling...
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (+dsLj)
President Trump dined on ice cream as news of the airstrike broke https://cnn.it/2SPsJKZ
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fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Max Power at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (q177U)
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (U7voe)
Kinda like Otto Skorzeny, then?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (L8slQ)
President Trump dined on ice cream as news of the airstrike broke
He had 3 scoops just to rub it in
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (0R3dy)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:53 PM
It would take up more paper than the Affordable Care Act what with all the charts, graphs, diagrams, etc. Best of all, Soleimani has a $12,000 deductible.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (COzlW)
I heard and saw all this today; that's why I need to distract myself (and Yous) before I go ballistic.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (L8slQ)
15-love.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM (Ed8Zd)
The Deep State is still operative!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (BiNEL)
397 You know,
My coworkers are trying to scare the shit out of me with the WWIII shit. Troops on the ground! It's your son! How can you support this!?!?
Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.
I have to believe this
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (FZiSs)
Aid and comfort to enemies of the United States.
If only we had a Department of Justice which was concerned with, you know, justice.
Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (NiXyF)
==
YOu know who else was a war hero ?
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (+dsLj)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (6XLoz)
I have to believe this
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (FZiSs)
I thought he was still in boot camp?
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (fkH2M)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (YqDXo)
Rolling Stone will have one of those heroic covers of Sulimani next edition.
If they still exist.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (M0u+N)
TIME magazine once described Iranian terrorist Soleimani as "James Bond, Erwin Rommel and Lady Gaga rolled into one."
https://twitter.com/theMRC/status/
1213231312108052480
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Skorzeny ended up working for the Israelis.
They honored him at his funeral.
Posted by: Miklos, strange but true at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (QzkSJ)
'Dear Penthouse, I never thought this would happen to me...'
Come on, people!
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 07:54 PM
I think that's Soleimani's line. "I never thought this would happen to me, turned into BBQuds at the airport."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)
Tell them he survived the WWIII with North Korea, he'll be okay in this one.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (KZzsI)
And afterwards dined on Melania.
Posted by: Bosk at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (9m9TT)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (6XLoz)
More like the cast of "Glee," I'm betting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (NiXyF)
Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.
I have to believe this
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (FZiSs)
--
rickb223 had the perfect response and I wanted to be sure you saw it:
--
Ask them if they were against Trump pulling out of Syria. If they were, fuck them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Kata'ib al-Imam Ali, Shibl al-Zaydi, and his brother at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM
Plain.Vanilla.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: EveR at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (ZZDMQ)
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (U7voe)
It's all right, she's a mom.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: trent at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (P5BzO)
I've done tuna with tartar sauce, and I liked it.
But I make my own tartar sauce with chopped capers, good mayo, and a squeeze of lemon.
Someone earlier today said tartar is mayo and pickle relish, but that's a bit sweet for me for tartar sauce.
However, my favorite tuna salad is mayo, pickle (relish or chopped, including dill), and onion.
(minced onion is good in tartar too)
Posted by: barbarausa
This sounds like it'll work. Except for the onions. Onions are Satan's fruit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: The New Yorker at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (EgshT)
Graduation in two weeks.
Wars last longer than a month.
Unless PDT goes Viking and makes it short and awesome.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (FZiSs)
Now they're screeching about WWIII (or is it WWIV now, since NK was WWIII) and Trump's war with Iran.
What a bunch of sissies.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (YqDXo)
Mullahs Spending Weekend in Caves
- Beloved leaders plan to 'unplug', rape goats
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (BnM7P)
>>I have to believe this
I think the reason Trump is doing this is because of people like your son. He claims to have intelligence that Iran was going to attack and he took this action to prevent them from going forward.
I believe Trump when he talks about protecting all American lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (FZiSs)
What's his MOS?
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Puddlglum at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ioe2j)
Posted by: runner
I'm trying to decide between salami pizza and meatloaf
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (ptqGC)
Now he's a vaper! I don't know if flavoured or not though.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (/NTv1)
Posted by: runner
[insert Shep Smith gay joke here]
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (xarPm)
Mayo
lemon juice
salt
pepper
chopped onions, olives, and some relish
Mix it up good
A bit of dill weed works in it as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (nFwvY)
Meatloaf. Got any potatoes ? what time is dinner ??
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (zr5Kq)
*Standing on corner, minding own business, the usual claim in the ER of ghetto denizens wounded in drive-bys at 3 am
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (YqDXo)
Aid and comfort to enemies of the United States.
If only we had a Department of Justice which was concerned with, you know, justice.
Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (NiXyF)
To be fair, it is really hard to find actual "intent" to commit treason in these innocent lacks of candor!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (BiNEL)
I think if The Iranians want to strike back they're gonna find we have a whole new attitude. They also should learn to tuck and kiss their asses.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (7RRwR)
Posted by: ... at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (uEbPt)
I hate Obama (and Bush) with the heat of a trillion suns.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (ptqGC)
How dare he be so . . . efficient!
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (xarPm)
So he had ice cream. Good. He doesn't drink. Gotta have something to celebrate. Hope he had 3 scoops.
Posted by: Puddlglum
Don't mess with anyone who could eat that much ice cream.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 08:02 PM (iTXRQ)
He'll be fine. 'Ettes sons always do fine.
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (M0u+N)
I never thought this would happen to me. I taunted my man-crush, "You can't do anything," and then he systematically killed all my top military men. I had to bite down on the pillow with excitement last night at how manly he is, how he humbled me. I want to be dominated by him. "Make me your favorite goat," I want to moan in his ear while he bends me over an Oval Office couch.
Sincerely,
Ayatollah Khameini
Lovelorn & Aching
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (COzlW)
Unless PDT goes Viking and makes it short and awesome.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (FZiSs)
The 6 Day War would disagree
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (0R3dy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (/NTv1)
My favorite was when the Reds opposed action in Afghanistan, but recommended sending troops to Rwanda, where the Crips and the Bloods were having it out. Obviously a critical strategic concern of the US. Once we figured out where Rwanda was, that is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (YqDXo)
He'll be a Marine. Those pussy Iranians do not want to fuck with him. He'll be fine.
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (K22Va)
Shih Tzu is right.
You put onions on a pizza, all you taste is onions.
You put onions on a burger, all you taste is onions.
Onions are especially awful in Tuna.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 08:01 PM (aKsyK)
** give that mate a bloomin' golf clap **
Posted by: Adriane the Human Nature Critic ... at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (LPnfS)
https://twitter.com/NewsBreaking/status/
1213247509755133953
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (Uu+Jp)
By the way, is it me or does it appear thar Joe is on some kind of downer. He's trying to keep his composure it there's also some kind of medicated restraint going on.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (7RRwR)
And "sandwich spread" by Kraft is the worst of them. Ghastly stuff. Even that old "chili sauce" is better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (KZzsI)
Where the missiles are about to hit but the vehicle is still intact.
Now it's just a pile of plastic and some bits of metal.
He was vaporized.
Does that affect his getting into paradise?
He shows up with like two hair follicles and a fingernail.
I guess in paradise you get there in one piece. In his case it's a piece of molten plastic.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (Liv96)
Posted by: Ian S. at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (6XLoz)
More like the cast of "Glee," I'm betting.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Hezbollah in Lebanon are considered capable soldiers for Arabs.
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (B7KlG)
Diced dill pickle if you want to avoid the sweetness of most relishes!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (sYDum)
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (FZiSs)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (YqDXo)
Even Tehran won't keep them in the loop.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 07:50 PM (gHCnG)
--------------
They don't trust them either. The Iranians may be crazy but they are not stupid.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (xarPm)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (a7+mS)
My favorite was when the Reds opposed action in Afghanistan, but recommended sending troops to Rwanda, where the Crips and the Bloods were having it out. Obviously a critical strategic concern of the US. Once we figured out where Rwanda was, that is.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
I thought it was the Hoohas and the Tootsies?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Pliney at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (nzKWW)
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (U7voe)
Where'd you learn to spell, public school?
Posted by: Dept. of Just Us at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (KZzsI)
I've done tuna with tartar sauce, and I liked it.
But I make my own tartar sauce with chopped capers, good mayo, and a squeeze of lemon.
Someone earlier today said tartar is mayo and pickle relish, but that's a bit sweet for me for tartar sauce.
However, my favorite tuna salad is mayo, pickle (relish or chopped, including dill), and onion.
(minced onion is good in tartar too)
Posted by: barbarausa
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This sounds like it'll work. Except for the onions. Onions are Satan's fruit.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (BnM7P)
You can't use too much onion.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:03 PM (JcW7S)
...from self inflicted wound
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Trent at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (P5BzO)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (NWiLs)
Please pray for our military.
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 08:05 PM (FZiSs)
Have been and will continue to do so. Our son is talking about going into the Reserves and OCS.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
And "sandwich spread" by Kraft is the worst of them. Ghastly stuff. Even that old "chili sauce" is better.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:04 PM (KZzsI)
Bleu Cheese salad dressing or Dukes mayo, nothing else.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 08:07 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 08:07 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (YqDXo)
Except Skorzeny was legitimately brave.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 08:07 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at January 03, 2020 08:07 PM (EgshT)
He's on a roll!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Goat rape dropped by 14% overnight
Posted by: East Bay Jay at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (Lg/Uq)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (Dh1wo)
Yes, among many others. It seems to be catching on.
Please pray for our military.
Always, but don't fear. This isn't escalating up to war with Iran, its targeted strikes against known bad guys and troublemakers -- leaders, organizers, etc. They're being dealt with I strongly suspect because they are at specific points where they were supposed to carry out things tonight.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (kfm/V)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 08:07 PM (LxWV7)
He really was. Quite a formidable guy.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (YqDXo)
I have to believe this
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (FZiSs) "
No. His brothers will protect him. People on the outside don't understand military culture. You're on the inside now. Both you and he will be fine.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (7RRwR)
What does Mayor Buttplug have to do with cherry pie?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:09 PM (YqDXo)
Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.
I have to believe this
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (FZiSs)
--
rickb223 had the perfect response and I wanted to be sure you saw it:
--
Ask them if they were against Trump pulling out of Syria. If they were, fuck them.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (7/YOc)
I'm drunk so go with this. I can't seem to come up with a coherent thought except 'fuck em'. Your co-workers are assholes.
Posted by: Puddlglum at January 03, 2020 08:09 PM (ioe2j)
The Washington Post@washingtonpost
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
-
Hey, fvck you up your squeakhole.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)
In short, the decision-makers. Who may well be having second thoughts about the decisions they've been contemplating.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (YqDXo)
Talk about damning with faint praise.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:06 PM (ptqGC)
Good prayer list rules:
Pray for President Trump and his family
Pray for all our troops!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: The New Yorker
Everybody is the last they know of.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (cfSLd)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (a7+mS)
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
"Hold me. I'm scared."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (YqDXo)
Can we please stop bitching about this? In *IRAN* he _is_ a revered figure and a war hero. It's a perfectly factual thing to say. Complain if they don't say _anything else_ about him from our perspective. But stating those facts is NOT - in and of itself - a cowardly sellout to Iran or anything else dastardly.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (85yEr)
"Iranians aren't like us, they don't emote."
WTF?
We talking about the same folks for whom "Death to America" is a perennial Top 40 single?
Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (NiXyF)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (NWiLs)
________
... and up for the leading man role in Scorsese's next superhero film "The Iranman."
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (UfRqq)
But I will enjoy Onion Rings from time to time.
Which just goes to show you: Anything tastes good when it's battered and deep fried.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BnM7P)
These MSM doofuses just never stop. Every last word selected for the maximum lie.
Posted by: mikeski at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (P1f+c)
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:09 PM (+y/Ru)
See, that doesn't even make me mad. It's so clueless I just have to laugh. I have Jane Austen and Florence King on my bookshelf and I'm listen to Queen as I type this. It's not fear, weirdos, we're just not fucking interested.
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Buck Throckmorton at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (d9Cw3)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (lwiT4)
I feel like I'm watching MSNBC or CNN.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (a7+mS)
Raps fingers on desk.
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: The people across the aisle want us silenced at best,dead at worst at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (2meu1)
@CNNPolitics
Top Democratic leaders were kept in dark about Soleimani attack
_______
So, the Iranian Mullahs, Obama, and Kerry then?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (WqPYg)
It's outright anti-Americanism.
Everything the press and the Democrat party do is anti-American.
They want an entirely different country than the rest of us do.
We're pretty content with this one we've got. Especially if the malcontents would knock it off and enjoy things.
No what the left wants is to destroy American and what it stands for and what makes it great and free.
Take a look at every thing they do. In one way or another their intent is to disrupt what works as best as possible and substitute that which is broken and spreads disease or poverty.
They have only praise for those who are trying to kill us or our allies. They reject all sorts of levels of common decency and self respect substituting confusion and anarchy.
In every place they've infested for longer than a few terms of the leading head of the government are poverty stricken, dens of squalor and filth, chaotic, expensive and yet everyone is just scrapping by due to the taxes and fees to live in their hell holes.
It really is time for the Party of Rationality and Decency needs to recognize that the Democrats are not some group we're having a disagreement with. These people are our sworn enemies and they will try to destroy us and what we hold dear so that they can have their chaos and squalor.
Democratii delenda est.
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (Liv96)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (85yEr)
Then these wordsmiths should have made that qualification clear. Assuming that that was what they meant.
Which I doubt.
Very much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: The New Yorker
Everybody is the last they know of.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (cfSLd
Maybe the jihadis hold their greatest contempt for quisling cowards.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (KZzsI)
Iran has been at war with the USA since 1979. Formal declaration, and all.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (LxWV7)
A CBS report on Friday referred to the Soleimani as both a "revered figure" and a "war hero."
He was a regular George Washington
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (0R3dy)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (8qzwe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: blaster at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (zr5Kq)
But then, this IS the media we are talking about. Not a chance.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (hER41)
31 flavors needs a new flavor, like "Hellfire Surprise" or "He Blowed Up Good".
Good Lord, it's great having an American as president again.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (bML9A)
WTF?
We talking about the same folks for whom "Death to America" is a perennial Top 40 single?
Posted by: filbert at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (NiXyF)
Not even that-- it's fake on its face if you've ever been in the Middle East or dealt with any of these people. They are the farthest thing from stoic that it's possible to be.
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: lauraw at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (/NTv1)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (8qzwe)
I watched it. It was OK. Needed more tits.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (kfm/V)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (a7+mS)
"You've got plenty of money, and my support...for three days. Unfuck this place. Kill those you must. Succeed, or everyone you know will really wish you had."
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Trent at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (P5BzO)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (M0u+N)
Yeah but we haven't warred them back, other than that stupid weak eternal Authorization for the Use of Military Force.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: leoncaruthers at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (UfRqq)
Posted by: 18-1 at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (ABjxW)
But I will enjoy Onion Rings from time to time.
Which just goes to show you: Anything tastes good when it's battered and deep fried.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BnM7P)
Which is exactly what Satan is saying about Salami.
Posted by: Northernlurker at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (Uu+Jp)
Tucker will still clutch at pearls. He's really not reliable when it comes to common sense military action.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (XdNYq)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (XzT/D)
Can we please stop bitching about this? In *IRAN* he _is_ a revered
figure and a war hero. It's a perfectly factual thing to say. Complain
if they don't say _anything else_ about him from our perspective. But
stating those facts is NOT - in and of itself - a cowardly sellout to
Iran or anything else dastardly.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (85yEr)
Then these wordsmiths should have made that qualification clear. Assuming that that was what they meant.
Which I doubt.
Very much.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:12 PM (YqDXo)
Fuck that. It would be factual to say that he was responsible for the deaths of countless men, women, and children, throughout the region.
They did not. GWB, your instinct regarding the media's intent is naive.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Col Kill More at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (l3+k2)
While we're on the subject of prayer, my mom who is 85 years old fell and broke three of her ribs at 2 in the morning on New Year's day. I stayed a couple days with her and she's doing better but
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
That's scary.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (8qzwe)
He is a revered figure in parts of Iran, a reviled one in others. The Quds force that he commanded was responsible for at least 1500 deaths in Iran in the most recent protests.
He is most definitely not universally revered.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (ZLI7S)
I like Tucker, but he's an anti war douche and very short sighted.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (7RRwR)
And he volunteered for his deployment, along with 500 fellow Marines.
I'm so grateful to you and Tami for being there for me.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (ptqGC)
Why do they think he gives a rat's ass what they think at this point?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 03, 2020 07:57 PM (fkH2M)
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Get it over and done with in one go.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (xarPm)
And also, FISA goes both ways (Valerie, looking at you).
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (dBiBP)
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (4a9Vv)
"Iranians aren't like us, they don't emote."
WTF?
What an asshole. Here are the wogs not emoting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3BkowfRpPQ
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (YqDXo)
415 Yoga pants are enhanced by moose knuckles and camel toes!
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine
Posted by: NALNAMSAM at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (8qzwe)
Which just goes to show you: Anything tastes good when it's battered and deep fried.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:11 PM (BnM7P)
Hmm...
*adds to my "I like women the same way I like my _____" joke repertoire*
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (NWiLs)
WTF?
they're sobbing like women or gays. wtf is he going on about?
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (nFwvY)
Heard it was GoT set to extra-dumb. No?
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (XdNYq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (wDz+b)
Posted by: Trent at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (P5BzO)
Forensic Pathologist Dr. Michael Baden, who has been hired by Mark Epstein to look into his brother's death, told "60 Minutes" that moving the body was not "normal protocol."
https://pluralist.com/jeffrey-epstein-60-minutes/
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Anderson "New Year's Eve Cockfest" Cooper at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (pYQR/)
figure and a war hero.
They're not talking about Iran, they're talking about around the office.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (dBiBP)
What do you mean "we"?
They are stating it as if it's a world wide accepted fact and that everyone has this opinion. As they do with everything.
I don't care if he's lauded in Iran. Fine. Then they should say; "a hero in Iran".
And you don't have the power nor the right to tell me or anyone else what they can or cannot bitch about.
M'kay?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (Liv96)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 07:58 PM (COzlW)
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Some of the best comedy writers comment here.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (xarPm)
Yet another strike? Donny Two Scoops is settling Iranian family business Corleone style.
Here's hoping it ends with the Ayatollah getting a Moe Greene special.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Crusader at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (ewSN2)
Who gives a shit WHAT they thought about him?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (YqDXo)
excuse me? the most renowned authors of love poetry? the author of the Shahnameh?
is this guy a total idiot and if so, why is he spewing his 'tardery on tv?
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (8qzwe)
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
I'm open minded. I'll watch midget lesbian porn.
Posted by: Puddlglum at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (ioe2j)
Posted by: cool breeze at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (UGKMd)
Posted by: grammie winger at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (lwiT4)
While we're on the subject of prayer, my mom who is 85 years old fell
and broke three of her ribs at 2 in the morning on New Year's day. I
stayed a couple days with her and she's doing better but
God Bless your ma. Ribs hurt.
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (4a9Vv)
OK, so where are we going to hold and interrogate him, Rep K? Where, that you and all of your Fellow Travelers won't call an illegal torture facility? Guantanamo? The basement of the Iraqi Internal Security HQ? The Manhattan Federal Jail, where Epstein didn't kill himself? Will you allow the interrogators to use more than the Comfy Pillow during questioning? These leftist clowns are self-beclowning surrender monkeys.
Posted by: Gref at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (AMIL/)
Posted by: Zombie Pol Pot at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (9Om/r)
GWB's point is the Fake News is just being "objective," which is their job.
However, Fake News is fake and they give no care to objectivity or any journalism standard. They described Saleemi that way as a sign of respect and to build him up.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: IC at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (sYDum)
I can recommend The Witcher. the critics are full of poo.
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (8qzwe)
______
+1 We really enjoyed it. Thought it was going to be a LOTR or GoT rip-off, but it's not.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (32YRo)
And that military clown he put on understood nothing at all about the situation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (V2Yro)
I hate old age. I hate death. We lose everyone, in the end. I know I will see her again one day, but I have to one day face the rest of my life without her wisdom and love and encouragement, and that will be awful hardPosted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Roy at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (ABjxW)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (a7+mS)
But I fix my meals for one, usually, so ymmv.
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (YqED9)
didn't Trump say that he and the Chinese Kingpin Xi were having the most
wonderful chocolate cake at Mar-a-Lago when he told Xi about the attack
on the Syrian airbase?
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (4a9Vv)
Yes, they were dining when he announced the strike. It makes it difficult for the guest to do anything else other than nod in response and continue eating. Unless that guest wants to signal how much it disapproves by wiping the lips and getting up.
And think - that was Trump and China and the smack was on Syria and Russia.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (wDz+b)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (ptqGC)
"Hey! You, with the laptop! Tell that fucking pilot I saw one of them still wriggling. Go around and hit it again!"
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:21 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
Prayers up for your mom, CT.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 08:21 PM (7/YOc)
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2020 08:17 PM (l3+k2)
Pelosi and Schumer are pretty nervous.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:21 PM (YqDXo)
It is not even close to appropriate for an American news outlet to describe a mass-murderer in such a way. Let the Iranian media talk about him like that.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:21 PM (BnM7P)
https://twitter.com/CP24/status/
1213229496482041856
Posted by: andycanuck
Hah. That's awesome!
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:21 PM (M0u+N)
"No...no wait...I'll rewind it, you gotta...you gotta see the look on their faces when they hear the music...when they hear it and then look up. Oh man. Oh man, that's...man, that's the best."
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:21 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (8qzwe)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:20 PM (JcW7S)
While they push the divinity of that pervert Harvey Milk.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (XdNYq)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (4a9Vv)
It's a deathrow pardon, 2 scoops too late!
Isn't it Iranic?
Posted by: Rex B at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (gahNj)
If we were to pull back and cease to be a Great Power, then someone else would gladly be that Great Power. And I don't want to live in that world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (V2Yro)
I believe Trump when he talks about protecting all American lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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I wish I could pre-order now Trump's book on his two terms rather than having to wait until 2025.
Posted by: Decaf at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (xarPm)
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
"Hold me. I'm scared."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (YqDXo)
My mother, who loves the book, saw it with a friend of hers and she said it was "meh."
Her opinion was basically that it had potential but they threw in a bunch of feminist girl power shit.
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:23 PM (fcPWy)
had to reset
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:23 PM (G546f)
31 flavors needs a new flavor, like "Hellfire Surprise" or "He Blowed Up Good".
Good Lord, it's great having an American as president again.
Posted by: Larsen E. Whipsnade a fucking ray of sunshine at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (bML9A)
________
I'm imagining all those Iranian IEDs used to kill U.S. servicemen painted with "Surprise, cock-fags!! Love, -Barry" on them given that Obama was the single greatest individual funder of terrorism in history (using our money of course).
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:23 PM (WqPYg)
Fuck off, assholes. PDT will protect my kid, not take his life for granted and will not leave him behind.
I have to believe this
Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 03, 2020 07:56 PM (FZiSs)
-- My boy went in under Obumbles. I begged him to continue ROTC and college at least wait until that idiot was out of office because I knew Obama and Clinton would do nothing to save my boy (unless of course my. son turned out to be a tranny or a traitor- both things I knew would never ever happen). But my boy went ...and returned a man. As awful as it was for the family (me), and as much as I am slowly learning that he faced, it was overall an excellent experience for him. But it is hard. I'll keep both of you in my prayers .
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 08:23 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: James Carnival at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (V2Yro)
And we should deport young "Ro."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (XzT/D)
As of 2004, the press decided that it had to be "neutral" in discussing world events, particularly Muslim peoples, or it might encourage more warfar.
Remember that dirtbag who refused to report on the atrocities in Iraq under Hussein for CNN, because they'd lose their access and might encourage war?
They're all like that now. And making matters much, much worse, in the name of "balance" they brought a ton of stringers from over there into their news rooms to be consultants and write stories about the region. So you get Achmed Bin Muhammad al'Muhammed doing the reporting on scumbags like this.
Its like being worried that reporting on Nazi atrocities will push us into war with Germany so you hire a bunch of Goebbels' best boys to help you write German stories.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (KZzsI)
Iran has killed how many US Soldiers in SWA ???
I guess we should of sent a pallet of money to the Mullahs ???
Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (qM84C)
You'll notice that MSM in North America isn't showing the jubilant crowds in Iran itself just those 'protesting' Trump's actions.
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (G546f)
The media: Wow! What genius! What courage! What leadership!
Trump saves the ambassador and others, promises retribution, and kills the masterminds.
The media: What genius? What courage? What leadership?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (+y/Ru)
It's different when it's a cult!
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Wd55D)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Dh1wo)
I believe Trump when he talks about protecting all American lives.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:00 PM (ZLI7S)
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Yep, me too. With 100 percent certainty.
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (EgshT)
He does know that Iran, Russia and China have joint war games coming up- right? He knows we have a new military strategy against Chine too- right?
What a dunce.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (7RRwR)
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (XzT/D)
More a club-halberd thingee.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 08:13 PM (0R3dy)
Loved and respected throughout the land!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (KZzsI)
GWB, let me put it this way:
The major fake news outlets spoke more highly today of a man directly responsible for the deaths of over 600 US servicemen and maiming thousands more than they do about their own president.
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (BnM7P)
Countless onions, or as I prefer to call them, pungent Americans, have given their lives for this great nation, whether grilled on patty-melts, raw on chilidogs, or added to any of a myriad of home cooked meas.
An indictment of onions is really an attack on everything righteous, true, and free, so knock it off!
Posted by: eastofsuez at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (U2zca)
A D rep from California, Ro Khanna, just told Chrissie Hayes on MSNBC
that we should have arrested and questioned Soliemani rather than
killing him!!!!! Holy Christ!
And we should deport young "Ro."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:24 PM (YqDXo)
Ro?
Posted by: Scooby Doo at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (JcW7S)
When Trump said the we would get tired of winning we thought he was using hyperbole -- he wasn't.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (aS1PU)
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
"Hold me. I'm scared."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:10 PM (YqDXo)
My mother, who loves the book, saw it with a friend of hers and she said it was "meh."
Her opinion was basically that it had potential but they threw in a bunch of feminist girl power shit.
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:23 PM (fcPWy)
Food has potential, but ends up as shit, too.
Do those faggots at WaPo seriously think that ANY men were afraid to see a fucking movie?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (YqDXo)
This is the appropriate time for Trump to identify the least grabasstic
raged in the Iraqi "government" and coach him up real hard.
"You've got plenty of money, and my support...for three days. Unfuck
this place. Kill those you must. Succeed, or everyone you know will
really wish you had."
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:14 PM (XzT/D)
______
"I'm tanned, rested, and ready!" -- The Shah's son Reza Pahlav, somewhere in Southern California
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: andycanuck at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (Dh1wo)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (Ndje9)
Posted by: Boswell at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (32YRo)
Today he settles all family business
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (0R3dy)
Posted by: Christopher R
Posted by: Anakin Skywalker at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (Izzlo)
I'll be right over. Love me some soul food.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (KZzsI)
https://tinyurl.com/wqt57hq
You could even visit with her and help fill it out. Carry an audio recorder and don't miss a thing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (kfm/V)
Queen-- Another One Bites the Dust
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rY0WxgSXdEE
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (U7voe)
New hotness: Puzzle of the Flesh
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (XzT/D)
Endless war depends on NOT going after the leaders.
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (aKxkI)
Posted by: Christopher R Ta
Prayers for you & your Mom
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:27 PM (4a9Vv)
I ended up closing myself off to everyone except my church friends. This blog kept me sane.
Tell your co-workers to STFU.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob 'fighting to save cactus from Big Soda' at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: Greta Thunberg, meatball-scented Druid philosopher at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (EgshT)
Only if you're on the menu there. With an apple in your big mouth.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (Uu+Jp)
Perspective: Dear men who are afraid to see "Little Women": You can do this.
Dear Washington post, I would rather put a sharp object in my ass and close my balls in a door.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (9Om/r)
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 07:59 PM (BnM7P)
You sound like one of those people for whom onions are only to be tied on one's belt. NTTAWWT.
Posted by: RickZ at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (Y8PSl)
Yes, among many others. It seems to be catching on.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:08 PM (KZzsI)
Good. I can't wait to see what new community guideline @Jack will pull out of his ass as a reason to ban the folks for doing so.
239 A D rep from California, Ro Khanna, just told Chrissie Hayes on MSNBC that we should have arrested and questioned Soliemani rather than killing him!!!!! Holy Christ!
OK, so where are we going to hold and interrogate him, Rep K?
Posted by: Gref at January 03, 2020 08:18 PM (AMIL/)
They'd have him remanded to New York City where he'd be summarily released without bail. Easy peasy.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (DTX3h)
President Trump double-dipped his tostito in the guacamole as news of the airstrike broke
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (786Ro)
And that military clown he put on understood nothing at all about the situation.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (V2Yro)
He's always shown flashes of over-confident stupidity. He's been full of himself lately and it was bound to re-emerge. He needs to be humbled.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (7RRwR)
President Trump left the seat up as news of the airstrike broke
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Ndje9)
Let's hope it goes the same way with the Dems.
Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (ptqGC)
Yes, being up to your ears in beer and busty coed is just the same as life or death combat. Who the fuck are these people?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (4a9Vv)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (wDz+b)
cavorted in a carb cornucopia during the holidays
feel like a hippo
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (G546f)
What does a hippo feel like?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
President Trump wore white after Labor Day as news of the airstrike broke
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (786Ro)
"Iranians aren't like us, they don't emote."
WTF?
What an asshole. Here are the wogs not emoting"
of all the things said about this situation, that was one of the most unbelievably stupid. I'm ashamed it came from one of Tucker's honored guests.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Puddlglum at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (ioe2j)
Posted by: Scooby Doo at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (l3+k2)
Ro, Ro, Ro your ass, right out of my effing country ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (YqDXo)
https://tinyurl.com/seec8bn
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 08:15 PM (BnM7P)
________
What happened? [Hopefully nothing too bad.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (4a9Vv)
Good. Then there's no problem in killing by the bushel.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (a7+mS)
President Trump failed to look both ways while crossing the hall as news of the airstrike broke
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (wDz+b)
I agree, and iirc, that's called being inside the Enemies OODA loop. When you can do that, you own them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)
She's an author, wrote a novel (wrote several, actually but this is the only published one so far):
https://preview.tinyurl.com/w2jhznv
She's had an amazing life, lived through the depression, WW2, red scare persecution, rolling a car down a rocky mountain canyon, meeting my air force dad in Denver, on and on. But she's too tired and weak to write now and I fear that story will never be told
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
About 2.5 pounds.
Wait, no.
Deep too, same as in town?
Posted by: hogmartin at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (t+qrx)
Newsbusters - Yes, this is an actual quote derived from Time's 100 Most Influential
list in which Soleimani was included. The introductory sentence written
by former CIA analyst Kenneth M. Pollack is a quintessential example of
the tone- deaf mentality those in the media possess: "To Middle Eastern Shi'ites, he is James Bond, Erwin Rommel and Lady Gaga rolled into one."
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (0R3dy)
This assumes, of course, that the story is one you'd be interested in seeing to start with. But if that is the case, why in hell would you want to go see some new schmucked-up NPC propoganda version?
Posted by: Hierominous Botch at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (YqED9)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Puddlglum at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (ioe2j)
The original Planet of the Apes is on TCM. Started 30 minutes ago.
Posted by: Gref at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (AMIL/)
If seeing Little Women would lead in the direction of getting laid-maybe.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (PYdI2)
Posted by: mallfly the Georgia Peach
yeah, I'm starting to feel pretty insistent on the 3rd term thing
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: eastofsuez at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (U2zca)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (WqPYg)
went to the hospital, possibly into labor, doctors were worried about the babies weight. He was rushing to the hospital this afternoon, no news since afaik.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (V2Yro)
https://tinyurl.com/seec8bn
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 08:30 PM (wiXsO)
He's unusually stable for someone in the Green Party.
Dog murderer. Execute him.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
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What he meant was the progs and the media (BIRM) would get tired if us winning.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (+y/Ru)
New Dem front runner?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (JcW7S)
Instant execution, free of charge. Give Zod a Leatherman and five minutes.
There Will Be Emoting.
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (XzT/D)
He idolizes those who spout the peace love diplomacy nonsense.
Life doesn't always have to be hard.
Identify the problem. Fix it.
Your problem is a terrorist goat fucker and he's due to land in Bagdhad at 11 PM?
Doesn't sound like much of a problem to me.
Posted by: garrett at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (XdNYq)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (9Om/r)
How *you* doin'?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (fcPWy)
New Dem front runner?
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (JcW7S)
Police chief.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (KZzsI)
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (786Ro)
He sounds nice.
Posted by: Little Omar at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (G546f)
What does a hippo feel like?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (NWiLs)
Grandma what big incisor teeth you have !!!
Posted by: LIttle Red Swimming Trunks ... at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (LPnfS)
Every review I've seen of Cats says it's ghastly.
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: CNN at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor
prayers for your Mom, Chris
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (G546f)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (Ndje9)
President Trump failed to look both ways while crossing the hall as news of the airstrike broke
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
And he's guilty of war crimes, specifically, leaving the toilet seat up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
President Trump failed to look both ways while crossing the hall as news of the airstrike broke
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (786Ro)
And he's guilty of war crimes, specifically, leaving the toilet seat up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (YqDXo)
If women ruled the world...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
If seeing Little Women would lead in the direction of getting laid-maybe.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (Uu+Jp)
Seeing Cats might get you laid but foreplay might involve wearing a full animal suit and yiffing.
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (fcPWy)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (nFwvY)
I'm all for peace. Once we kill all of our enemies, peace will reign triumphant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:26 PM (YqDXo)
Well, I think they were talking about the "men" that read the WaPo, so I rate this as true!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (nFwvY)
There's a first.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (Ndje9)
I'm all for peace. Once we kill all of our enemies, peace will reign triumphant.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (YqDXo)
Give them the peace of the grave.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
Futurama had the best take on that one EVAH: At one point Fry descends beneath New New York to find the mutants who live below it in Old New York, and they show him their Cathedral.
Fry: WOW! You guys actually have an old Atomic Bomb that you worship as a god???
Mutant: Yeah, but it's mostly a C and E thing.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Soleimani was getting his life back together at January 03, 2020 08:36 PM (a7+mS)
Posted by: freaked at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (Tnijr)
My sentiments exactly. I'd like to see him unleash this focused fury on the domestic Left.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at January 03, 2020 08:36 PM (H8QX8)
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Ex uno plurimus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
Suleiman, you magnificent bastard, we downloaded your latest hit single, "Shaken, Not Stirred"! Ulululululululu!
Posted by: The shi'ites at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (786Ro)
And we should deport young "Ro."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Ro?
Posted by: Scooby Doo
Bajoran chick on Star Trek.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 08:28 PM (9Om/r)
How *you* doin'?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (fcPWy)
I love this place.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: josephistan at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Izzlo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:33 PM (YqDXo)
If women ruled the world...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:34 PM (NWiLs)
The toilet was invented by Thomas Crapper, a man, so women should show due deference and respect by always leaving the toilet seat up.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (YqDXo)
I here it's "Delish"
Posted by: Groundhog at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (VYwSh)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
I saw Conan the Barbarian again recently. He meets the Children of Doom. "They Told my Lord to Return to the Earth. HA!! Time enough for the Earth in the grave!!!"
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (V2Yro)
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Ex uno plurimus.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (+y/Ru)
Latin for "we formerly played Uno"
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:38 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:35 PM (NWiLs)
Kill them all, God will know his own.
-Noted religious scholar
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:38 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Donald J. Goldfinger at January 03, 2020 08:38 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: TheQuietMan
He left out "Richard Simmons."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:38 PM (YqDXo)
If we were to pull back and cease to be a Great Power, then someone else would gladly be that Great Power. And I don't want to live in that world.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:22 PM (V2Yro)
Tucker isn't a libertarian, if anything he's trended away from it since Trump was elected. But he is increasingly isolationist.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 08:39 PM (SgjGX)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
I'll answer your question with a question. "By who"?
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:39 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:34 PM (zr5Kq)
And that Libertarianism is idiotic. I'm sure Mr. Paul thinks that the United States having embassies is wrong, beyond the pale, and unconstitutional.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 08:39 PM (hER41)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
Sheit! If it was absolutely guaranteed to get me laid I'd even see A Serbian Film.
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:40 PM (fcPWy)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 08:40 PM (2DOZq)
330 It's almost like the US was inside of their decision cycle, and
determined that right *there* was where the short circuit needed to be
applied.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did
Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:29 PM (wDz+b)
I agree, and iirc, that's called being inside the Enemies OODA loop. When you can do that, you own them.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:31 PM (V2Yro)
It is one thing to be inside of the OODA loop; it is another thing to pull the trigger and let so many unaffected *know* that *you* are inside of *their* OODA loop. That is, killing Yamamoto was a big risk, tipping off the Japanese that we had broken their codes, but it was seen as worth it. And the USA did scatter a lot of "dust" to conceal their traces.
Now, how many of his associates and contacts are wondering about how long the USA has been tracing them? He was a big dog, and these small dogs?
What can be flushed out as they go quiet? Lots of signals here and suddenly none? Is that confirmation?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:40 PM (wDz+b)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
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My nephew just got sent there. He's Army EOD. I hope he doesn't suddenly get a big influx in work over the next several months.
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 08:41 PM (/sKj3)
And that Libertarianism is idiotic. I'm sure Mr. Paul thinks that the United States having embassies is wrong, beyond the pale, and unconstitutional.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 08:39 PM (hER41)
Tucker is not that far gone, but he always had noninterventionist position.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:40 PM (wDz+b)
Iran's big problem - they were on the edge of launching one of their biggest operations in years, the takeover of Iraq. To go dark now is to admit that all of their plans have to be terminated immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
TIm Pool has a vid with pictures of the embassy.
Those fuckers blew the shit out of it. There had to be a response.
Therefore, CNN is aligned with the enemy. They get more and more open about their stances. This one is right out in the open.
Im sure the toad Stelter will be all critical of it.
Posted by: Rev. Dr. E Buzz Miller, Lesbian at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (lg/F7)
The President is the head of the EXECUTIVE branch (pun totally intended) and commands our military forces. If Congress doesn't like what the President is doing, they can still cut funding to the military. It's not the President's fault that move would be extremely unpopular, it's just how our government works. Besides, Obama did 30-day "military actions" and got extensions for those wars-er, "actions" and these same Congress members didn't protest at all.
So again: Where in our system is there a requirement that the President has to get Congress' approval to take out a terrorist?
Posted by: pookysgirl, wielder of deadly cookie cutters at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (XKZwp)
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (HKPap)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:40 PM (Uu+Jp)
history is just a social construct.
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (nFwvY)
-------------------
Obviously it's a reference to MLK Jr's *dad*, Martin Luther King Sr.! But since Jr hadn't been born yet, they didn't put a suffix on Dad's name!
/sarcoff
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (nFwvY)
In that case, I will never watch a movie again.
Posted by: Vanya at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
I think that there is nothing a man would not do, if there is a guarantee to get him laid.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Tater Stelter at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (flINI)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (YqDXo)
He would be a fine test subject to determine the minimum voltage needed for the electric chair to get the job done.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (LxWV7)
Bill Cosby, Jeffrey Epstein and William Jefferson Clinton
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 08:45 PM (zD38/)
"Dude...teabag the wreck with the drone, you know, up and down. Do it. DO IT! Do it before the major gets back, you pussy!"
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:45 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at January 03, 2020 08:39 PM (hER41)
It really is. Libertarianism is political philosophy for the dorm room Clearasil set who are still trying to get laid for the first time.
One of the worst parts of being an academic is having to deal perpetually with late adolescent angst. Yeah, you've got a zit on your chin, and your girlfriend won't put out, at least for you. Tell someone who cares, which would be ... no one. I've got my own problems, which again no one cares about, but I at least understand that, and don't bore people with them.
As one of my former colleagues, sighed, "God, how I'd love a job where I got to deal with adults."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:46 PM (YqDXo)
Exactly. Failure to assassinate or to use nukes keeps the Ruling Class from having skin in the game. Endless Wars require half-measures and in the minds of the Beltway herd have the added benefit of culling Middle America's best.
Lob one on Khameni if things get hotter and let D.C. feel they, too, may suffer the same consequences as the rest of the nation from a war.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at January 03, 2020 08:46 PM (fkH2M)
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That guy in the Texas church should've shot the gun from that other guy's hand! There's no glory in unnecessary killing.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 08:46 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 08:46 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (nFwvY)
In that case, I will never watch a movie again.
Posted by: Vanya
yeah that was too extreme.
how about Flo, from Progressive
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 08:46 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: kallisto at January 03, 2020 08:46 PM (HKPap)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (UUkQp)
You see what happens when you tell people not to worry?
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (EZebt)
were worried about the babies weight. He was rushing to the hospital
this afternoon, no news since afaik.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:32 PM (V2Yro)
_______
Ah, thanks. When he referred to his "baby mama" I assumed the child had already arrived. Will be in my prayers.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (WqPYg)
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There are rules about contacting the heads of the intelligence committees before performing certain actions, such as assassinating high profile targets. Note that the president doesn't need to ask them for permission. It's purely a bit of courtesy toward politicians who are probably going to be fielding questions about what they knew beforehand.
Of course, if the opposition party has made it clear that they hate your guts, and would likely be willing to tip off said target if it would embarrass you...
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Let he who has never sat through a piece of shit film (thinking American Beauty) cast the first stone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Does that ever happen? Isn't it just high school all the way down?
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (M0u+N)
Little Women is like menses. You just got to roll with the flow, bro.
Posted by: Fritz at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (zD38/)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (LxWV7)
My man. Cue the now-debunked Milgram experiment. The pup didn't do anything. He wasn't even a member of the Green Party.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at January 03, 2020 08:16 PM (8qzwe)
Nope. And I think a goodly portion of you sound like you really just want reporters to be nothing but hacks. I would prefer they be actually better at their jobs, and not just be emotional hacks posting "Yay us!" Thought you folks here used to want things like FACTS.
As to being naive, not that either. I know what the MSM has become. But you're rooting for it to be more of the same, just a different side. Not the right answer.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (85yEr)
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (G546f)
cavorted in a carb cornucopia during the holidays
feel like a hippo
Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 03, 2020 08:25 PM (G546f)
*fistbump, sister. And I've been on vacation this week, so I guess I'm not going to do better until Monday.
Posted by: April at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (OX9vb)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM (zr5Kq)
Let he who has never sat through a piece of shit film (thinking American Beauty) cast the first stone.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (2B9A/)
I sat through shitty movies and still didn't get any. Feh.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 03, 2020 08:37 PM (Uu+Jp)
I remember seeing the beginning of a so-called "cult" movie, made in 1967. The full title is "The Persecution and Assassination of Jean-Paul Marat as Performed by the Inmates of the Asylum of Charenton Under the Direction of the Marquis de Sade".
I thought "maybe that is one of those weird things from the 60's that might be interesting."
No.
Every line in the film that I saw (I only lasted 9 minutes before I had to shut it off) is performed by a lunatic standing in an insane asylum, screaming. Seriously.
If I was chained by the ankle in front of a screen showing that, I would gnaw my own foot off to get away.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (V2Yro)
"Yeah? You just tell that goatfuck mayor in London we have his cellphone number."
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (XzT/D)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM (Vd9Tp)
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Does that ever happen? Isn't it just high school all the way down?
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (M0u+N)
Pretty much.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM (yhf6w)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 03, 2020 08:50 PM (kfm/V)
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:50 PM (786Ro)
tomatoes
bell pepper
cucumber
celery
onion
cheese
peanut
balsamic vinegar
extra virgin olive oil
mmmmmmmmmm
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 08:50 PM (cNlpM)
Of course, if the opposition party has made it clear that they hate your guts, and would likely be willing to tip off said target if it would embarrass you...
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM
Some here last night posted an analysis as to why this was not an assassination, but an act specifically allowed by the Geneva Convention. I was too tired to save it, but it seemed right.
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM
"Hey Melania, I whacked another terrorist today."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
But were you given a guarantee?
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (fcPWy)
As to being naive, not that either. I know what the MSM has become. But you're rooting for it to be more of the same, just a different side. Not the right answer.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (85yEr)
*sniff*
Posted by: DR.WTF at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (M0u+N)
Pretty much, yes. But as people get older, they don't actually anyone else to give a shit. Late adolescents do.
Pro tip: I'm not your mommy or your daddy, and I don't give a shit about your problems. That's what we've got counselors for. I've got 300 of you, plus a life of my own, and my own concerns. I'm worried about getting grants renewed, lab space, lab equipment, grad students, papers published, etc. You don't care about that, do you, because it doesn't bear on you. Now you know how I feel. So if there's nothing else ...
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (fcPWy)
There are no guarantees in life.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:52 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM
Nah. Just his uterine fibroids acting up again.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 08:52 PM (COzlW)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
This was a particular girl I knew in college. She seemed to have a desire to either see whether I would like a movie she knew I would not like enough for the payoff. Almost felt like a psychological experiment.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:52 PM (2B9A/)
"The Washington Post issued an alert last night, labeling the Iranian
commander to be "Iran's most revered military leader," a far,
ahistorical cry from the facts, which indicate that much of Iran is
hugely upset with the regime's expansionist and violent aims."
Which two statements are really contradictions of each other - IN A FRIGGIN' TOTALITARIAN COUNTRY.(I'm guessing the dude IS pretty "revered" among the fanatic a*holes that form the Iranian Revolutionary Guard. The peons being upset at the entire regime doesn't really counter that.)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:52 PM (85yEr)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:44 PM
"Hey Melania, I whacked another terrorist today."
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (COzlW)
"That's nice, dear."
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (NWiLs)
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That's probably true, particularly since Iran has been at war with the US for over 40 years now. But the general gist is the same. It was a targeted strike primarily using intelligence assets against someone that we're not in an active shooting war with.
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (/sKj3)
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 08:50 PM (Ed8Zd)
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Because it took place in a theater of action where we had actively deployed troops because of a hostile action taken on our embassy.
I'm thinking that's part of it.
Obama picked off UBL in a convalescent home, when Valerie was out of town.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (UUkQp)
launching one of their biggest operations in years, the takeover of
Iraq. To go dark now is to admit that all of their plans have to be
terminated immediately.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:42 PM (V2Yro)
Do they launch and perhaps have all of their carefully hoarded and trained forces go right into a meat grinder? Take the gamble that USA is just catching on? I mean, their magnificent Sulieman got toasted, and a whole bunch of others got the same, and others got picked up....
Did all of the Obama bucks just get spent for naught?
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (wDz+b)
So, if the drone operator kills a guy with a $15 Million bounty on his head, does he at least get a nice pat on the back?
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
_______
"His name will be leaked to the press and his life cancelled." -- Lt. Col. Bearclaw, NSC informant and traitor ... but mostly traitor
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
Dumb ass. Get the nookie first, then renege on the movie.
Sheesh, do I have to teach everything?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
But were you given a guarantee?
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (fcPWy)
Lessons learned.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (EZebt)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:51 PM (NWiLs)
That's why you need to get things in writing.
"I, the undersigned, do solemnly sweat to put out within two hours of the completion of the film and also swear to do oral as well as butt stuff."
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (fcPWy)
' Please, we want no trouble. Please leave us alone '
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 08:55 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Tentotwo at January 03, 2020 08:49 PM (yhf6w)
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He just doesn't have the same access to 27-year-old know-nothings.
He's out of his element.
Posted by: Axeman at January 03, 2020 08:55 PM (Eicbe)
suffer the same consequences as the rest of the nation from a war.
That dude needs one of those little bug drones to fly in his window.
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 08:55 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: LASue
Something about an AUMF, Authorized Unlimited Motherfucking Force, because it's still in play and they were in Iraq, not Iran.
Posted by: rickb223 at January 03, 2020 08:55 PM (7/YOc)
(AP) - Iran promised to seek revenge for a U.S. airstrike near Baghdad's airport that killed the mastermind
of its interventions across the Middle East, and the U.S. said Friday
that it was sending thousands more troops to the region as tensions
soared in the wake of the targeted killing.
Interventions comrades. That's what he was doing
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 08:56 PM (0R3dy)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at January 03, 2020 08:56 PM (l9m7l)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (NWiLs)
Dumb ass. Get the nookie first, then renege on the movie.
Sheesh, do I have to teach everything?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (YqDXo)
Some of us didn't get much opportunity to learn...
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 08:56 PM (NWiLs)
room Clearasil set who are still trying to get laid for the first time.
[snip]
________
This. I was a radical libertarian and big Objectivist in my 20's ... and have since grown up. It's a wonderful ideology if EVERYBODY is as decent, wonderful, intelligent, independent, self-reliant, etc. as me and most of us here, but that's not reality folks.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 08:57 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:53 PM (wDz+b)
One thing I'm sure of, all of the Obama Bucks are gone now.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:57 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 08:57 PM (786Ro)
IIRC, Renewed every year since GWB received it to go in?
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2020 08:57 PM (l3+k2)
"I, the undersigned, do solemnly sweat to put out within two hours of the completion of the film and also swear to do oral as well as butt stuff."
Posted by: Robert at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (fcPWy)
See #468.
Zipping up. "Movie? Nah, I don't think so. Ball game's on."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
Because you're wrong.
Hell, the Federalist article doesn't even link to the spot where WaPo states that. But I found it and will actually quote it.
"Defense Secretary Mark T. Esper said the Pentagon had taken "decisive defensive action" against Soleimani, the revered military figure who had close links to a network of armed groups backed by Iran across the Middle East and, according to the United States, bore responsibility for hundreds of American deaths."
Sounds kinda fair to me.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:58 PM (85yEr)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 08:57 PM (V2Yro)
Even Reggie?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 08:58 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (85yEr)
What's the right answer ? I assume the one you agree with.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 08:58 PM (2DOZq)
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That's one of the reasons why people were demonstrating in Iran a few years ago. The Mullahs spent all of the money on supporting their international clients, and none of it on the population at home. Understandably, the general citizenry was a bit upset about that.
Posted by: junior at January 03, 2020 08:59 PM (/sKj3)
>>416 So, if the drone operator kills a guy with a $15 Million
bounty on his head, does he at least get a nice pat on the back? Posted
by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 08:43 PM (2B9A/)
"Dude...teabag the wreck with the drone, you know, up and down. Do it. DO IT! Do it before the major gets back, you pussy!"
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 08:45 PM (XzT/D)
November, 1941. USS Omaha captures a German blockade runner, the Odenwald. The award was given to the crew in 1947 after the prize court got it all done.
I think Omaha was scrapped by then. Look, all of you calling for letters of mark - you are just seaborne repo-men.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 08:59 PM (wDz+b)
With ongoing protests which have effectively turned Iran into a powder keg, many believe that the death of Khamenie's key player in its regional terrorism strategy has heralded the downfall of the Iranian theocracy in 2020.
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
Sounds kinda fair to me.
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:58 PM (85yEr)
That sentence makes absolutely no mention of by whom the goatfucker was revered.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 03, 2020 09:01 PM (LxWV7)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
"He sent a message through the president (of Iraq) that said, General Petraeus, you should know that I, Qasem Soleimani, control the policy of Iran for Iraq, and also for Syria, Lebanon, Gaza and Afghanistan.
And the implication of that was, If you want to deal with Iran to resolve this situation in Basra, you should deal with me, not with the Iranian diplomats. And his power only grew from that point in time. By the way, I did not. I actually told the president to tell Qasem Soleimani to pound sand.
and then Trump came along and said "Challenge accepted"
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (nFwvY)
As one of my former colleagues, sighed, "God, how I'd love a job where I got to deal with adults."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
Does that ever happen? Isn't it just high school all the way down?
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (M0u+N)
Middle School/Junior High, actually. Even the supposed adults.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (wDz+b)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
There was a commenter in early morning thread that said something along these lines; has investments in the region so follows political shifts there closely. In Iraq, that is.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Mikey NTH
/pedant
No, you don't want them to know a damned thing.
You want them to be utterly confused as to what the hell is going on. You want confusion. You want them to confront the unexpected and inexplicable situations in order to fuck their operations to hell.
Maybe we did know where the Source of the Mountain was going. Maybe it was just sheer coincidence.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (y0bm1)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo
Did you try the old Johnson thru the bottom of the popcorn box?
Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2020 09:03 PM (2cuLk)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:03 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 09:04 PM (EZebt)
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"All your friends and I have come together here to confront you, with love, about your problem. Your reluctance to strike out at the Big and Little Satans is getting in the way of your life and your friends and family. For me, for your friends, but mostly for yourself, embrace this suicide vest and meet your destiny."
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 03, 2020 09:06 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:06 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at January 03, 2020 09:04 PM (EZebt)
Sort of like "Slowly, then all at once!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:06 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 09:07 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: JackStraw at January 03, 2020 08:59 PM (ZLI7S)
I was thinking the same thing this morning: it wouldn't surprise me if the regime collapses suddenly. I want Trump to accomplish in one term what Bush and Obama failed to do.
Posted by: Colorado Alex In Exile at January 03, 2020 09:07 PM (SgjGX)
That would be the late Qasem Soleimani? Should we contact him by ouija board? Seance? A medium? What?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Men On Books, Blaine Edwards and Antoine Merriweather at January 03, 2020 09:07 PM (co70K)
The Profession by Steven Pressfield. War in the Middle East in 2034.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:09 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:09 PM (ptqGC)
We're witnessing the death of the Iran regime and their death throes toward the US. I've been following Iran's involvement in Iraq closely for over a year because I have a significant financial investment there. Iraq is on the cusp of enacting their monetary reforms, which will add
value to their currency and allow their markets to open up
internationally. It will also provide the HCL law, which pays all Iraqi citizens an oil revenue stipend like Kuwaitis receive. The reforms have been hampered by the Iranian puppets in the Iraqi leadership and parliament, which has perpetuated the ongoing 30% unemployment rate while the corrupt politicians get rich. That's is the backdrop of the situation, and these are the three most important points to know right now:
1) The vast majority of Iraqis support the US strikes against Iranian militias, who have killed over 500 Iraqi protestors and wounded or kidnapped thousands more. Iraqis have been continuously protesting since October to purge their government of the Iranian puppets who facilitate the theft of their oil revenue, so the militias are trying to suppress them. That's also why Iraqi political leaders are lashing out at the US -- not because of Iraqi sovereignty, but to defend Iranian interests.
The protests have so far resulted in new elections laws passing, a special election scheduled, and the resignation of the Iran-backed Prime Minister, Abdul Mahdi, who is in office temporarily until the special election. So when Mahdi criticizes Trump, know that the Iraqi people overwhelmingly oppose Mahdi's statements.
2) The theft of Iraqi oil revenue is the only lifeline Iran has under the sanctions, which their religious class has admitted is bankrupting them. Iranian citizens in Iran are still in revolt and burning down banks to support the US efforts to suffocate the regime. When the regime is no longer able to pay their military, the regime will fall. It's getting close.
3) The new election law passed by parliament will discontinue the appointment of Prime Minister candidates by the large Iran-backed political parties, and instead only accept candidates from regional districts (tribes, really), which means the candidates nominated will be anti-Iran and pro US. I predict the next PM will be Abdul-Ghani al-Asadi. All this adds up to REGIME CHANGE IN IRAN. And soon.
Posted by: Brisco_County_SR at January 03, 2020 02:35 AM (DBPIP)
Posted by: LASue at January 03, 2020 09:09 PM (Ed8Zd)
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (8AONa)
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (wiXsO)
Posted by: Aviator at January 03, 2020 09:03 PM (2cuLk)
That takes practice, no ?
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (zr5Kq)
OK, Hannity is on now. You can put on your UnTucker shirt.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (aKsyK)
And press the mute button on your remote during his monologue.
Wish he didn't say the same things over and over, and let his guests speak more.
Posted by: Marybeth at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (4pK1/)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (ptqGC)
The Profession by Steven Pressfield. War in the Middle East in 2034.
isn't that like predicting sand in the Sahara?
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (nFwvY)
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 09:11 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Eromero at January 03, 2020 09:11 PM (UUkQp)
' Please, we want no trouble. Please leave us alone '
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 08:54 PM (2DOZq)
The correct response: "Bring it, bitchez. This house is protected by Hollowpoint Security Services."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:11 PM (YqDXo)
Trump sent a message through the chief of the IRGC that said, "Ayatollah Khameini, you should know that Donald Trump is your new Allah. Pray. And you better be convincing, son."
Posted by: Zod at January 03, 2020 09:11 PM (XzT/D)
That is the one I was talking about @#495 ! Yes. Very interesting.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:12 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:12 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: x at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (nFwvY)
Not that there is war but how it's fought .
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:12 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Winston at January 03, 2020 09:13 PM (GhVPW)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:13 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 03, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
And to keep flinging "dust" the USA held fighter sweeps through the area Yamamoto was shot down; and other areas nearby, at the extent of the P-38 range. We wanted to create the appearance of a chance encounter. And that worked. But it was a risk, exposing the signals intelligence, only the target was worth it, at least worth a carrier battle group.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (wDz+b)
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (V2Yro)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 08:47 PM (M0u+N)
Middle School/Junior High, actually. Even the supposed adults.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet is Concerned that It Did Not Get Everything It Wanted at January 03, 2020 09:02 PM (wDz+b)
Yeah, but we didn't know that at the time, and presumed that the green was greener, etc. Corporate America was every bit as juvenile, but the players were less intelligent. By a lot.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 03, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
Fred Austere ?
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (zr5Kq)
I was watching. I'm seriously depressed. This country is lost.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (YqDXo)
Headline over at ZeroHedge: "NYT Floated Soleimani Assassination Scenario In Baghdad Hours Before Strike"
"Hours before a US strike at Baghdad's International Airport killed Iran's top military leader, Qasem Soleimani, former Obama National Security Council (NSC) official Steven Simon posited in a New York Times Op-Ed that Soleimani could be assassinated using a hypersonic missile while visiting Baghdad."
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 09:16 PM (WqPYg)
Posted by: GWB at January 03, 2020 08:48 PM (85yEr)
Oh, lookee here -- someone else who is disappointed in us. Hasn't progressed to the "all y'all will love our camps" stage yet.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 09:16 PM (pNxlR)
Bottom line: the President's job is to decide who needs to die. Brutal, but that's the reality.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:16 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 03, 2020 09:13 PM (DMUuz)
You need to adapt to the times more quickly, my friend!
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SMOD at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Richard McEnroe at January 03, 2020 07:55 PM (L8slQ)
It will take 18 to 24 hours for the body to cool down and stop smoking enough to be buried.
Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 09:18 PM (qyH+l)
Where Tucker and the Libertarians go wrong with respect to international
affairs is that they intentionally ignore the lesson that Winston
Churchill repeated tirelessly til the end of his life - If England,
France, and the US would have taken just a small amount of action
against a clear, recognizable, and growing threat in 1936, 40 million
lives would have been saved, and the destruction of most of Europe would
have been avoided. The West allowed a problem to grow until it almost
caused our own destruction, because of cowardice and fear.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 03, 2020 09:14 PM (V2Yro)
______
The "revered" Gandhi told the rest of Europe that they shouldn't resist Hitler. Because fighting back against totalitarian murderers is immoral or something ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 09:18 PM (WqPYg)
Even terrorists and intel agencies don't read the NYT. Good.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 09:18 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 09:16 PM (WqPYg)
Almost like this former Obama National Security Council (NSC) official Steven Simon should be asked a few questions, preferably in comfortable quarters at Gitmo!
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:19 PM (BiNEL)
Headline over at ZeroHedge: "NYT Floated Soleimani Assassination Scenario In Baghdad Hours Before Strike"
"Hours before a US strike at Baghdad's International Airport killed Iran's top military leader, Qasem Soleimani, former Obama National Security Council (NSC) official Steven Simon posited in a New York Times Op-Ed that Soleimani could be assassinated using a hypersonic missile while visiting Baghdad."
Posted by: ShainS
I would arrest Steve Simon as a precaution.
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:19 PM (B7KlG)
Did you try the old Johnson thru the bottom of the popcorn box?
There's a mouse in the popcorn!
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 09:20 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:19 PM (B7KlG)
Good idea.
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM (B7KlG)
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)
Someone took a pic of me on their phone today. I didn't recognize the guy in the photo. We joke but in my head I'm still 29. Damn that was depressing.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM (2DOZq)
There's a mouse in the popcorn!
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 09:20 PM (K22Va)
there is snake in the popcorn !
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: davidt at January 03, 2020 09:22 PM (l3+k2)
Dang, I really want to make keto fish and chips this week and I want to make a better tartar sauce than Kraft or Helman's.
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 09:23 PM (PbpT7)
Posted by: dartist at January 03, 2020 09:24 PM (K22Va)
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 03, 2020 09:24 PM (UUBmN)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM
Time is cruel.
Posted by: DB at January 03, 2020 09:24 PM (iTXRQ)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM (2DOZq)
Been there. "Hey, here's my wife [who's a lot younger] and my kids, along with some geezer ... oh shit, that's ME."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at January 03, 2020 08:19 PM (9Om/r)
----
Similar concept:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9T9etR_kS4Y
Posted by: Hussein Soeroro, B.A. , J.D., C.-in-C., B.F.D. at January 03, 2020 09:25 PM (t5m5e)
Posted by: illiniwek at January 03, 2020 09:25 PM (Cus5s)
guy in the photo. We joke but in my head I'm still 29. Damn that was
depressing.
I got spotted at the Bama-Louisville game and put up on the jumbo-tron screen.
Oh.
Shit.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at January 03, 2020 09:26 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: lin-duh at January 03, 2020 09:24 PM (UUBmN)
Let's hope he posts the recipe on the GAINZZZ thread!
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:26 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:26 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:26 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 03, 2020 09:27 PM (NWiLs)
The perfect gift for the cat who likes to ride your Roomba.
The Litter Robot
Apparently this is a real product. It's weird enough that it MUST be Japanese.
But the yootoob ad is frickin' hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0g6_UH699w
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 09:27 PM (x7118)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:27 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:21 PM
fist bump
the other day my new coworker, fresh out of college, said that when I put on my hoody she does a doubletake because her dad has one just like it
Posted by: Hands at January 03, 2020 09:27 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (jnswM)
Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (qyH+l)
#TnxPOTUS4Soleimani
https://tinyurl.com/sgb8edk
Posted by: redridinghood
Love it. Suleimani looks really fucking dead right there.
hah.
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)
Someone should breakout his congressional testimony that blew the Democrats out of the water,
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (cNlpM)
Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (Ndje9)
Me too. DiL took a picture of the family, and I thought who is that old coot with the grand-kids!
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:29 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:26 PM (2DOZq)
He aged pretty gracefully for a good long while. He still looked pretty much the same as in the 80's even up to the aughts.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:29 PM (2B9A/)
#TnxPOTUS4Soleimani
https://tinyurl.com/sgb8edk
Posted by: redridinghood at January 03, 2020 09:10 PM (wiXsO)
A story that you will never see reported in this country
Posted by: TheQuietMan at January 03, 2020 09:29 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:27 PM (ptqGC)
Make it into a "Hand of Glory."
Posted by: Fox2! at January 03, 2020 09:30 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 09:30 PM (M0u+N)
This reminds me of that song that goes 'fool if you think it's over.'
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 09:30 PM (BnM7P)
So the shelves must be finished?
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (jnswM)
The shelves simply ARE, finished or unfinished got nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at January 03, 2020 09:31 PM (pNxlR)
Posted by: Jane D'oh at January 03, 2020 09:31 PM (ptqGC)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 09:23 PM (PbpT7)
That should be fairly easy, homemade mayo, add some relish, vinegar, lemon juice.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2020 09:31 PM (f9A2A)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:31 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2020 09:31 PM (f9A2A)
Food poisoning is optional on the mayo. When put in the tartar with the vinegar and the lemon juice, you should be ok.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:32 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 09:33 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 09:33 PM (BqBId)
Send the whole hand with the middle finger raised. Like in that movie "Never Give An Inch" where the old logger's son (Paul Newman) uses his late father's arm that was amputated in a logging accident to flip off the union organizers.
Posted by: Rex B at January 03, 2020 09:34 PM (co70K)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:34 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:35 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:17 PM (2B9A/)
Someone should breakout his congressional testimony that blew the Democrats out of the water,
Posted by: Braenyard at January 03, 2020 09:28 PM (cNlpM)
Bonus: North actually looked good in his uniform, compared to "Lt Col" Fatty-Fat Vindman
Posted by: Marybeth at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (4pK1/)
Considering how hard the guy was Borked and disappeared, I almost thought he was dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at January 03, 2020 09:01 PM (u82oZ)
Those little islands in the Gulf might be a good baseline.
Work up from there.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (1g7ch)
Posted by: Michelle at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (dBiBP)
9s
Evidently there has been another drone strike of terrorist targets in Baghdad.... no information about who exactly was killed.
Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (BqBId)
Posted by: Soothsayer Delicto at January 03, 2020 09:37 PM (BnM7P)
Posted by: ace at January 03, 2020 09:23 PM
Easy peasy. Mayo, one finely minced garlic clove, some chopped, rinsed onion or shallot, a little minced pickle if you want, some capers if you have them. Enjoy.
You're welcome.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (9Fb8a)
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (2DOZq)
Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA
9s
Evidently there has been another drone strike of terrorist targets in Baghdad.... no information about who exactly was killed.
Iran's gonna collapse under the weight of workman's comp claims in 2020.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (2B9A/)
Are you talking about Gen. Petraeus ?
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:19 PM (B7KlG)
Good idea.
Posted by: runner
Can't trust the bastard with ongoing operations, he is putting American lives at risk.
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (B7KlG)
President Trump speaks directly to the Iranian "people," IYKWDJTMAITTYD.
And they will hear him.
And they will take it as support for their liberation that they have hungered for from America since the peanut farmer, after years of hearing Bush, Bama, and BS.
Posted by: mindful webworker - President uses Kaboom at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (MZnJr)
When we're done with Iran, maybe Trump can start bombing Twitter.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 09:39 PM (JcW7S)
Posted by: Zombie Marlin Perkins at January 03, 2020 09:39 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:32 PM (2B9A/)
Why, because of the raw egg? Stay away from the migrant workers handling your eggs and you should be fine.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at January 03, 2020 09:39 PM (f9A2A)
------------------------------------
Considering how hard the guy was Borked and disappeared, I almost thought he was dead.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (2B9A/)
Borked? As far as I know Judge Bork was never carrying on, passing super secret love notes with some tart, on a government server, while he was supposed to be conducting a war.
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 09:39 PM (hku12)
The Daily Mail says we used a modified Hellfire missile dubbed a "Ninja". Right before impact, six blades pop out of the warhead and begin spinning. It shreds the fuck out of the target it hits.
The drone that fired it is dubbed the "Reaper" and is near silent. You don't hear it coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 09:40 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: eleven at January 03, 2020 09:41 PM (M0u+N)
The "revered" Gandhi told the rest of Europe that they shouldn't resist Hitler. Because fighting back against totalitarian murderers is immoral or something ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make the 20's Roar Again! at January 03, 2020 09:18 PM (WqPYg)
It always chaps my ass when someone trots out that horse shit about Gandhi being a pacifist. He was perfectly comfortable with the idea of violence. He recruited Indian combatants to fight alongside the Limeys during WWI.
And his whole "non-violence" campaign was actually based on violence. The point was to provoke it from the Limeys, and shame them into withdrawing from India.
Gandhi wanted Europe to appease Hitler because he knew that eventually they'd go to war anyway. Delaying would make the carnage worse, and make a total British defeat in the war more likely. This would make it easy for the Indians to declare independence.
The same strategy was practiced by the Irish in their benevolent neutrality towards the Nazis, it was a means to the end of a united Ireland.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 09:41 PM (x7118)
The drone that fired it is dubbed the "Reaper" and is near silent. You don't hear it coming.
Holy fuck, that is bad ass.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 03, 2020 09:42 PM (dUJdY)
The drone that fired it is dubbed the "Reaper" and is near silent. You don't hear it coming.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 03, 2020 09:40 PM (f1Vqw)
I repeat myself but I love that a drone took him out since Iran was so proud and cocky when they shot down one of our 30 million dollar drones.
Posted by: Easy Andy at January 03, 2020 09:42 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (B7KlG)
Please tell me this Obama appointee is not still in place with a security clearance!
Posted by: The Revered Commissar Hrothgar at January 03, 2020 09:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: runner at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (zr5Kq)
Yes, he seemed to drop off the radar.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 03, 2020 09:39 PM (JcW7S)
Based on the crazy comments on Twitter I just saw, this country doesn't have enough lampposts.
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 09:43 PM (jnswM)
Posted by: BurtTC at January 03, 2020 09:39 PM (hku12)
Granted, I was more referring to the process.
Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at January 03, 2020 09:43 PM (2B9A/)
Posted by: Tonypete at January 03, 2020 09:43 PM (Y4EXg)
Sounds like Steve Guest has a bit of a crush.
*************
Sounds like the opening paragraph of "Fifty Shades of Blown Away"
Posted by: Muldoon at January 03, 2020 09:43 PM (m45I2)
Posted by: Emperor Country Boy at January 03, 2020 09:44 PM (jnswM)
Tim Kennedy @TimKennedyMMA
9s
Evidently there has been another drone strike of terrorist targets in Baghdad.... no information about who exactly was killed.
Iran's gonna collapse under the weight of workman's comp claims in 2020.
Wonder what the workers' comp rates are for jihadi generals
Posted by: Marybeth at January 03, 2020 09:44 PM (4pK1/)
The drone that fired it is dubbed the "Reaper" and is near silent. You don't hear it coming.
Posted by: publius,
Not exactly, but it sounds cool
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:44 PM (B7KlG)
The ring needs to be given to Trump.
Y'all know where I'd wear it!
Posted by: Michelle at January 03, 2020 09:36 PM (dBiBP)
Use it as a cock ring?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at January 03, 2020 09:45 PM (x7118)
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:19 PM (B7KlG)
Good idea.
Posted by: runner
Can't trust the bastard with ongoing operations, he is putting American lives at risk.
Posted by: Jean at January 03, 2020 09:38 PM (B7KlG)
No. Use him as a trusted source of DISinformation.
"Look out at X, they're coming to get ya!"
Then paste the shit out of Y.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at January 03, 2020 09:46 PM (YqDXo)
The 542 drone strikes that Obama authorized (not Congress) killed an estimated 3,797 people, including 324 civilians. As he reportedly told senior aides in 2011: "Turns out I'm really good at killing people. Didn't know that was gonna be a strong suit of mine."
Posted by: t-bird at January 03, 2020 09:51 PM (1+J19)
Posted by: Not as obnoxious as Nobody at January 03, 2020 10:03 PM (MjF/K)
Under Obama, we responded to an Embassy attack by jailing an American filmmaker.
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Posted by: micheal pan at January 04, 2020 04:38 AM (+U8Y3)
Sounds like Robin Wright of the New Yorker's "The Killing of Qassem Suleimani is Tantamount to an Act of War" fame would like to jump in bed with the dead, America-hating terrorist.
Maybe his gelatinous remains will do for Robin what none of the LBGTQ+ Democrat presidential candidates can't.
Posted by: Steven Browning at January 04, 2020 07:33 AM (0YZ6P)
Posted by: Checkers at January 04, 2020 09:25 AM (XAenQ)
I mean, he may have been a friend of Dorothy; what Iranian Guard member isn't?
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