The New York Times Discovers a New Crisis: Men Don't Want to See New "Little Women" Movie, and That's Not Okay

Oh no!

From the New York Times, as quoted by Twitchy:


While the box office numbers following its release on Wednesday suggest the movie has found a decent audience -- it placed third, behind the new "Star Wars" and the latest "Jumanji," on opening day -- that unconscious bias has seemed to trickle down to the casual male viewer as well, if Twitter is any indication. The New York Times critic Janet Maslin recently tweeted her surprise at the "active hostility about 'Little Women' from men I know, love and respect."

She also described the movie's "problem with men" as "very real." Someone tweeted in response: "It's not a 'problem.' We just don't care."





Well, it just so happens that I have the perfect solution to this crisis -- a solution proposed and enforced by the Social Justice Warriors currently complaining that men don't want to see movies made for women.

In the past six or so years, whenever Social Justice Warriors and feminists decided that there aren't "enough women" going to see male-starring action movies, the SJWs/feminists always prescribed the same cure: that we entice women by putting more women into the movies.

Make 007 a woman. Make the Ghostbusters all-female. Make the hero in five of the six Disney Star Wars movies a progressive white woman.

So, applying this same solution to "Little Women" -- if the producers of the film wanted men to come, they should have offered more Male Representation in their films, and perhaps have gender-bent most of the female characters to male?

See, if women don't See Themselves on the Screen, they're not being represented, and a great crime is being committed.

So why aren't people outraged that Men Can't See Themselves on Screen in Little Women?

Also, the SJWs always demand more "diversity" in casting. That is both good for business and a necessary virtue signal, they tell us.

So I need to know: Why are there not more black women in Little Women? Where are the transwomen, for that matter?

Or is it that leftwing feminist white women are excluded from the same demands of Gender and Racial Representation they impose on all male-skewing entertainments?

By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.

I think women should be entitled to have the sorts of entertainments that appeal to them, without being adulterated and distorted by bizarre racial-and-gender bean-counting identity politics.

I'm just asking: Why can't men have the same thing?

I also hope I haven't offended anyone by speaking of white women feminists. Note the "Feminists" at the end.

I like white women, obviously. But White Women Feminists are playing a devious and cynical game in always championing diversity for others, while branding themselves as "diverse" (despite being white, and despite being women, who are the majority of the population) and then just taking most of the Diversity Slots they themselves demanded.

A lot of nonwhite feminists notice this double game, too, and criticize White Women Feminists for using the rhetoric of diversity to get quotas and set-asides for themselves.

None of that applies to white women (or any other women) who are not feminists, of course. It's just White Women Feminists, specifically, who use a lot of black faces in their PR advertisements for diversity, and then fill up the top slots with their own white faces.

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1 I don't want to see it either

Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:29 PM (6XlcD)

2 By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.


hmm ... but see that I'd watch!

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:30 PM (Rarvo)

3 Not first

Posted by: TheJamesMadison at December 27, 2019 05:30 PM (zZbCU)

4 Next up at the NYT:

Straight men refuse to watch gay pron.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

5 2 By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.


hmm ... but see that I'd watch!

Me too...

Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (6XlcD)

6 So, applying this same solution to "Little Women" -- if the producers of the film wanted men to come, they should have offered more Male Representation in their films, and perhaps have gender-bent most of the female characters to male?


Louisa May Alcott actually DID write a "Little Men" book too. It would be interesting to see anyone make a film out of that.

Meanwhile, the twats at @TeenVogue (please, never buy that magazine for your daughters, ever) are complaining that "Little Women" is has no women of color.

In a historical period piece.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (ujg0T)

7 Okay. I've had enough of GURL POWR EVERYTHING.

Ugh.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:31 PM (ptqGC)

8 Louisa May Alcott actually DID write a "Little Men" book too. It would be interesting to see anyone make a film out of that.


I've read both and Little Men is pretty good. it would actually make a good film! remember when it was ok to make films just about young men, that was cool

and I'm a girl and I like those movies just fine without ANY wimmens in them

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (Rarvo)

9 Read Little Women eons ago and it's too preachy to me... The later movies were even worse... This is gonna be a bunch of Femanazis I'm sure

Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (6XlcD)

10 Meanwhile, the twats at @TeenVogue (please, never buy that magazine for
your daughters, ever) are complaining that "Little Women" is has no
women of color.


They're also back to promoting anal sex for teen girls.


Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)

11 You notice who isn't complaining about this sort of thing? Hallmark Channel, that's who. Know why? Because they make a product that sells VERY well to their target demographic, and don't care at all if men don't watch it, which they don't.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (T6t7i)

12 Maybe we don't want to see it because it's probably shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (NWiLs)

13 Stand By Me

Gallipolli

my favorite miniseries was Brideshead, and I could care less about Julia she was annoying

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (Rarvo)

14 Didn't read the book, won't go see the movie. I also never read Nancy Drew. Sue me.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 27, 2019 05:33 PM (iUjXP)

15 One of the funny ironies is that Greta Gerwig, the writer/director, probably only became a filmmaker because, as an actor in New York, she started having an affair with Noah Baumbach, an independent filmmaker with several films to his name at the time.

She parlayed that into her first directorial feature, Frances Ha (which is pretty good, by the way), then moved to Lady Bird and then this.

Feminism!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (zZbCU)

16 A lot of nonwhite feminists notice this double game, too, and criticize White Women Feminists for using the rhetoric of diversity to get quotas and set-asides for themselves.


...



Ugh

Posted by: Warren at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (UU64l)

17 I won't bother with this Little Women b/c Meryl Streep is in it

screw that

Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (Rarvo)

18 It must be wondrous to be a leftist. They wake up everyday to a new world and learn new things that normal people have known forever.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (ZLI7S)

19 I would totally go to see this movie. If I were in deep need of getting laid or at least blown and it were with someone who might likely to that if I went to a stupid chick flick.

Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)

20 It's fine that men don't want to see it; I don't want to see it either and I'm not a man. There have already been about five versions of this book; We didn't need anymore.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (WI7YS)

21 important to the NYT and therefore important to the GOP: not seeing little women, time to introduce legislation calling it hate speech.

not important to the NYT and therefore unimportant to the GOP: the sidebar story about Obama FISA abuse.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (FEQY4)

22 17 I won't bother with this Little Women b/c Meryl Streep is in it

screw that

Yup the cast doesn't help make me want to see it

Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (6XlcD)

23 Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)

Wedding ceremony. I was standing, though.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (NWiLs)

24
That Jane Austen crap did okay with men.

The one with Anthony Hopkins wasn't half bad. Maybe because it didn't insult me?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (qDoHj)

25 Where are the movies for women of girth? Little Women? How about BIG Women?

and not just on PornHub, haters

Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (uS2EJ)

26 Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)

They are likely to do that simply because you went to a movie with them? Do you only date easy girls?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:36 PM (WI7YS)

27 Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)


I let an old boyfriend (an actor) convince me to see "Caligula" with him.


I never forgave him for that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:36 PM (ptqGC)

28 24
That Jane Austen crap did okay with men.

The one with Anthony Hopkins wasn't half bad. Maybe because it didn't insult me?
Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (qDoHj)

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From what I understand, this version of Little Women is actually doing really good for the type of movie it is.

It's doing solid business, and then The New York Times seems all butthurt because it's not doing the kind of business that male-centric films tend to do.

I guess the real complaint is that the wider culture isn't validating this writer's cinematic preferences at the level they wish.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (zZbCU)

29 Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad


My wedding? (jk, dear)

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (T6t7i)

30 is this a woke little women with the daily recommended does of diversity and trannies

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (FEQY4)

31 Hmm worst thing i've ever sat through for sex.....

A stranger's wedding. War of the Roses (horrible movie). Death Becomes Her.

Posted by: goatexchange at December 27, 2019 05:38 PM (iUjXP)

32 I like white women, obviously.

-------------------------------------------------------

The price of white women liking you back is swearing that you find a man in a dress attractive.

At least if you believe all the people who's heroes have been busted for rape in the past 3 years.

They know what women REALLY want is to be raped by a wealthy, powerful Democrat who believes in fairies. (Pun intended)

Posted by: Oschisms at December 27, 2019 05:38 PM (kYNGE)

33 My dad passed on seeing Little Women with his wife for watching Jumanji 2 by himself.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:38 PM (oZuI0)

34 Who wants to see Little Women when you can
go see Big Luscious Women?

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (RKPlw)

35 SHOW ME YOUR TITS, WHORE!

Posted by: Movie Theater Jerk at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (v089B)

36 I don't get the hubbub. PronHub has a whole category of films starring little women that lots of men watch.

Oh, those little women. Not fidgets. Never mind.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (H9cB7)

37 Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)

Doesn't gin work better than movies?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (n1yOz)

38 15 One of the funny ironies is that Greta Gerwig, the writer/director, probably only became a filmmaker because, as an actor in New York, she started having an affair with Noah Baumbach, an independent filmmaker with several films to his name at the time. 

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (zZbCU)

I can't believe I needed to read Sailer before I asked "hey, how are these young single women able to afford luxury penthouses and expensive everything on a writer's salary, even paid by the NYT?"

Seriously, I thought the Times just handed insane amounts of money to the talentless.

Posted by: trev006 at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (aDkrc)

39 More, from the little bit of advertising I've seen, they are pushing that this is a NEW and WONDERFUL Woke version of the classic story.

A 'new take' on a classic story.

If I want to spend two hours getting lectured about Women's power shit, I'll just go talk to the Ex Wife.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (NgKpN)

40 They are likely to do that simply because you went to a movie with them? Do you only date easy girls?

Goodness, Fen, you don't know girls. Easy girls don't make you watch chick flicks. Good girls will feel warm and receptive if you've sat through an experience that made them feel emotions and you've shared something.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (gd9RK)

41 Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (FEQY4)

No; As far as I can glean from some reviews the only some of nuanced thing is that the character Amy is less of a self involved twit than she is usually portrayed, and really wants to have a career as an artist.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (WI7YS)

42 Am I legally required to watch Little Women?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 05:40 PM (n1yOz)

43 How many bewbs?

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:40 PM (axyOa)

44 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Men Don't Want to See New "Little Women" Movie, and That's Not Okay

________


That's because we're all waiting for the "Little Faggots" movie. Duh.

Posted by: ShainS -- Mifsud Didn't Kill Himself at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (jRpi6)

46 43 How many bewbs?

2 per little woman. But, they're little.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (H9cB7)

47 My dad passed on seeing Little Women with his wife for watching Jumanji 2 by himself.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:3

You refer to your mom as your dad's wife?

Posted by: LOL at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (UU64l)

48 On the other hand a movie titled Litter Spinners, might be interesting.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (RKPlw)

49 I think I read the book in middle school.

Didn't like it then. Why would I want to see it now?

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (Zz0t1)

50 In '06 I had to sit through Grey's Anatomy to get laid Thursday nights, but also Vegas (the James Caan show), so it was not too bad.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (oZuI0)

51 Good girls will feel warm and receptive if you've sat through an
experience that made them feel emotions and you've shared something.


Little do they suspect that you spent the entire movie wanting to scratch your nads and wondering if you can do it without her noticing.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (T6t7i)

52 i didn't know that Janet Maslin was still alive

Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (kSq2k)

53 Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:39 PM (gd9RK)

Sounds pretty manipulative . "I'll con her into thinking we've shared something deep and meaningful so I can get a blow job."

And "I don't know girls" That's amusing...really.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (WI7YS)

54 I like white women, obviously.
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Fistbump

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (4+8an)

55 Or that nature documentary, Little Otters.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, naturist at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (gd9RK)

56 I would totally go to see this movie. If I were in deep need of getting laid or at least blown* and it were with someone who might likely to that if I went to a stupid chick flick.

Heck, I watched The Notebook to get laid. What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December




And you could not hum a few notes of American Pie to summon the blowjob genie.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:42 PM (HALdu)

57 49 I think I read the book in middle school.

Same. All I remember is one of them died, or went blind, or something.

Maybe the blind one was in Little Women on the Prairie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (H9cB7)

58 Do I have to say it. If they wanted men to see Little Women the needed to show a little bit of boobs.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (2DOZq)

59 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)


I went through Tacoma once.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (1CjJc)

60 Where are the movies for women of girth? Little Women? How about BIG Women?

and not just on PornHub, haters
Posted by: Retard Strength Trumps Smart Power at December 27, 2019 05:35 PM (uS2EJ)


I think that's called PAWG now.

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (Zz0t1)

61 War of the Roses (horrible movie). Death Becomes Her

I *liked* those. Although they're not date movies.

Posted by: Adam Schiff at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (xNs+e)

62 41 Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:37 PM (FEQY4)

No; As far as I can glean from some reviews the only some of nuanced thing is that the character Amy is less of a self involved twit than she is usually portrayed, and really wants to have a career as an artist.

==

at least not a journalist for a magazine in NYC who really wants to write about politics.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (FEQY4)

63 By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.


But that's the only version of Little Women I would watch!

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)

64 Move Little Women to the beach and put them in bikinis

Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (YSJp2)

65 Leftists ruin everything.

Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (rZgGg)

66 As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.

Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (SvVS8)

67 63 By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.


But that's the only version of Little Women I would watch!
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (GbPPJ)

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It would probably be interesting, at least.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)

68 AtC hardest hit?

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (1+J19)

69 Im in my forties and still single because of how blindingly fucked up single American women are with their vile anti male hatred. Even the ones that dont purport to be dont realize just how deeply ingrained into them it is.

I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (+dsLj)

70 /sock

I don't what to think of what pencil neck Schiff watches.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (xNs+e)

71 64
Move Little Women to the beach and put them in bikinis

Posted by: MAGA


And make them play beach volleyball.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (T6t7i)

72 Sounds pretty manipulative . "I'll con her into thinking we've shared something deep and meaningful so I can get a blow job."

And "I don't know girls" That's amusing...really.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December




Which is worse

" I am going to watch this stupid movie to get a blowjob"

or

"No way I am going to give him a blowjob without watching this movie"

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)

73 Maybe the blind one was in Little Women on the Prairie.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:43 PM (H9cB7)

No girls went blind in "Little Women." That is in one of the "Little House On The prairie" books."

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (WI7YS)

74 How many bewbs?

2 per little woman. But, they're little.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (H9cB7)

****

Hmmm
I'll pass.

**pours a generous whiskey and puts Disc 1 of Band of Brothers in the CD player**

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (axyOa)

75 "The New York Times Discovers a New Crisis..."

I think I see the problem. It's from the New York Times.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (6eEQ+)

76 Im in my forties and still single because of how blindingly fucked up single American women are with their vile anti male hatred. Even the ones that dont purport to be dont realize just how deeply ingrained into them it is.

I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December




You might be coming at this from the wrong perspective.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (HALdu)

77 You refer to your mom as your dad's wife?
Posted by: LOL at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (UU64l)

--Jeez, first reply to my comment is *this*??

Stepmother, dummy.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (oZuI0)

78 I had to sit through To Wong Foo in a theater......

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Zz0t1)

79 Shoulda made 'Big Women.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (oVJmc)

80 Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (HALdu)

They're both rather repellent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (WI7YS)

81 It would probably be interesting, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)



*fires up 6 Underground again*

Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)

82 I would like to see little women make me sandwiches.

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Tnijr)

83 How about Little Women and Big Fighting Robots

I'd see that

Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (SvVS8)

84 No girls went blind in "Little Women." That is in one of the "Little House On The prairie" books."


Beth in Little Women dies from getting scarlet fever for being a do-gooder and helping a sick Family

Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (6XlcD)

85 Move Little Women to the beach and put them in bikinis

Posted by: MAGA

And make them play beach volleyball.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (T6t7


Throw in a trampoline.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (axyOa)

86 PAWG

Which stands for Phat Ass White Girl.

I'm here to help.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (H9cB7)

87 Flat heads.

Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (rZgGg)

88 81 It would probably be interesting, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)


*fires up 6 Underground again*

Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)

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Still haven't watched it.

Slowly working through The Witcher.

I think episode 5 is the first one that could be called good.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (zZbCU)

89 71 64
Move Little Women to the beach and put them in bikinis

Posted by: MAGA

And make them play beach volleyball.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (T6t7i

------

Problem solved

Posted by: MAGA at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (YSJp2)

90 Sounds pretty manipulative . "I'll con her into thinking we've shared something deep and meaningful so I can get a blow job."

===

I too remember when I never knew women

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (FEQY4)

91
They're both rather repellent.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December



Yes they are, and equally common because people do things to get sex.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (HALdu)

92 My favorite review of Little Women via Bob and Ray:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AwBCS63xIVE

Posted by: Lebron Horowitz at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (UFgOG)

93
Louisa May Alcott actually DID write a "Little Men" book too. It would be interesting to see anyone make a film out of that.





What? Never wrote Little Trannies. Transphobe!!!!

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (8Y6Or)

94 Oh, so Beth was a "Mary Sue character".

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (H9cB7)

95 Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:46 PM (6XlcD)

Yes, but she didn't go blind.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (WI7YS)

96 82
I would like to see little women make me sandwiches.

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (Tnijr)

I would like to have an army of little women to do my bidding.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (1CjJc)

97 I am glad as, as , as anyway happy I am not in the dating, finding a mate, hey let's set up house! scene now. Things out there look like a minefield.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (90T4r)

98 The thing about diversity is its stifling uniformity.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (CDGwz)

99
Yes, but she didn't go blind.

Nope... She just went dead

Posted by: It's me donna at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (6XlcD)

100 Don Imus, RIP.

Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)

101 A movie about midgets?
What is this, a remake of the Wizard of Oz?

Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vd8XM)

102 because people do things to get sex.

All sex is transactional. It's simply a matter of preferred currency.

Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (rZgGg)

103 100 Don Imus, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)

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Taken out by some nappy headed girls?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)

104 Mr. Edwards does the Little Women

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (HALdu)

105 Yes they are, and equally common because people do things to get sex.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:47 PM (HALdu)

Really?!! Golly gee.Thanks for that stunning epiphany.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (WI7YS)

106 101 A movie about midgets?
What is this, a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vd8XM)

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Showed that to Junior for the first time a few days ago. Surprisingly, he sat through the whole thing and enjoyed it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (zZbCU)

107 For some reason I keep thinking little women is the sequel to Matt Damons flick Downsizing

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (+dsLj)

108 because people do things to get sex.

All sex is transactional. It's simply a matter of preferred currency.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December




Yes

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (HALdu)

109 81 It would probably be interesting, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)


*fires up 6 Underground again*

Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.
Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)

Cake, eh? Carrot, Red Velvet, Black Forest??

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)

110 Taken out by some nappy headed girls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)


You beat me to it.

And, how the hell did he die before Larry King?

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

111 There are a number of chick movies I liked.

Walk in the Clouds is one.

Mean Girls was another .

To Kill A Mockingbird . What ? it was written by a chick and the narrator was a chick. So chick movie.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

112 it's almost as if the goal is to turn men into weeping vaginas.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (V150o)

113 If they really wanted men to watch 'Little Women', they should have named it 'Giant Women'.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (Ndje9)

114 Cake, eh? Carrot, Red Velvet, Black Forest??
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)


Pound.

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Don Imus, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank

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wow, ok

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (FEQY4)

116 Ace: "It's just White Women Feminists, specifically, who use a lot of black faces in their PR advertisements for diversity, and then fill up the top slots with their own white faces."

Exactly. And when are Native Americans going to get a break?!

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (6eEQ+)

117 I'd go see The Best Little House On The Prairie.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (axyOa)

118 Cake, eh? Carrot, Red Velvet, Black Forest??
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (90T4r)

Yes, please.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (GbPPJ)

119 If they really wanted men to watch 'Little Women', they should have named it 'Giant Women'.

I don't know exactly why, but I lol'd.

Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (rZgGg)

120 My century link internet will be installed in an hour, I'll check if pronhub has little women after I watch the new star wars parody

Posted by: Tinfoilbaby at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (R6smW)

121 Imus? Really? I hated that guy on the radio but I guess he did some good charity work. Tood bad. Anyway, who will be 2 of 3?

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (Tnijr)

122 117 I'd go see The Best Little House On The Prairie.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (axyOa)

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Sounds like the newest HGTV show.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (zZbCU)

123 107 For some reason I keep thinking little women is the sequel to Matt Damons flick Downsizing

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now THAT movies was not as advertised.

come for the light hearted comedy, leave because of the marxist uprising

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (FEQY4)

124 102 because people do things to get sex.

All sex is transactional. It's simply a matter of preferred currency.
Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (rZgGg)

Krystal burgers works for me.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (V150o)

125 103 100 Don Imus, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)

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Taken out by some nappy headed girls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)

Do they make the Rockin' World go Round?

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (90T4r)

126 Really?!! Golly gee.Thanks for that stunning epiphany.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (WI7YS)



Was unsure how familiar you were or were not for condemning Bander, as being manipulative, upthread for watching a movie.

Just trying to help.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)

127 A lot of nonwhite feminists notice this double game, too, and criticize White Women Feminists for using the rhetoric of diversity to get quotas and set-asides for themselves.


The goal of Leftism is to make society so factionalized that it can no longer function.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oVJmc)

128 101 A movie about midgets?
What is this, a remake of the Wizard of Oz?
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (vd8XM)

go watch 'Under the Rainbow' if you can find it.

Chevy Chase comedy about a couple of people hired to chaperone the Hotel where all the 'little people' were staying during the shooting of Oz.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (NgKpN)

129 Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

--If Mean Girls is a chick flick, then so is Heathers.

Heathers > Mean Girls

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oZuI0)

130 121 Imus? Really? I hated that guy on the radio but I guess he did some good charity work. Tood bad. Anyway, who will be 2 of 3?


Stop looking at me like that

Posted by: RBG at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (6XlcD)

131 go watch 'Under the Rainbow' if you can find it.

Chevy Chase comedy about a couple of people hired to chaperone the Hotel where all the 'little people' were staying during the shooting of Oz.
Posted by: Don Q

Ha!! Saw it. Great movie

Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (vd8XM)

132 Four more Impossible Burgers and I might consider it.

Posted by: t-bird at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (xSo9G)

133 129 Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:49 PM (2DOZq)

--If Mean Girls is a chick flick, then so is Heathers.

Heathers > Mean Girls
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oZuI0)

==========

I think Mean Girls' descent into maudlin emotion is easier to take than Heathers'.

Advantage, Mean Girls.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (zZbCU)

134 To Kill A Mockingbird . What ? it was written by a chick and the narrator was a chick. So chick movie.


Oh cool, then "The Lover" is a chick flick. Based on a book by Marguerite Duras, narrated by Jeanne Moreau, starring Jane March's tits.

Posted by: Bandersnatch, cineaste at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (gd9RK)

135 Imus is dead?!?! Who will comfort his wife?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (V150o)

136 Having watched several holiday movies I have noticed that the answer for nearly everything in man / woman relationships is spanking.

Every holiday movie would have been a half hour affair had someone dispensed a thorough spanking to the first woman that did something stupid.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)

137 I love little women.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (uEbPt)

138 Just trying to help.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (HALdu)

B.S. You weren't trying to be helpful at all. Good night.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (WI7YS)

139 now THAT movies was not as advertised.

come for the light hearted comedy, leave because of the marxist uprising
Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 05:50 PM (FEQY4)

Such a great concept and they went a whole different direction. I was surprised though they basically made the end of worlders nuts.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (2DOZq)

140 42
Am I legally required to watch Little Women?

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 05:40 PM (n1yOz)

_______


"It is merely a tax, not a mandate, citizen. -- Obligatory Benedict Roberts

Posted by: ShainS -- Mifsud Didn't Kill Himself at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (jRpi6)

141 *stumbles in from outside, shakes off the cold and dirt, grabs glass of Woodford Reserve, looks around*

Where all da white women at?

*strolls off*

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (+ldAm)

142 Well, it seems Fauxcahontus is way behind on her fundraising. Seems like the Shit Midas endorsed her too. There is nothing that fucking guy cant ruin. Heh!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (dbEIv)

143 Do they have big tits?

Does Jo have an enormous rack?

These are important questions.

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (j3npP)

144 come for the light hearted comedy, leave because of the marxist uprising

**********

So it IS a sequel....

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (+dsLj)

145 I'm saving up my money to go and watch the new Charlies Angels to show how much not a misogynist I am.

What's that?
Already?

Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (vd8XM)

146 Ya want fidg..er, midgets: the Our Gang short "Free Eats" on Youtube.



Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (H9cB7)

147 I don't know exactly why, but I lol'd. Posted by: Schrodinger's mikeyG

My point exactly.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (Ndje9)

148 "There is nothing that fucking guy cant ruin. Heh!"

Biden should hope he doesn't get endorsed by Barky.

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (Tnijr)

149 Gentleman, I find your suggestions at modifying the title of this film, and by extension the content to be pedantic and prurient. I could not be more disappointed.

Not one of you mentioned Spring Break.

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (jp0Bv)

150 " Like Water For Elephants", " Chocolat". Two movies I as manipulated in to watching. Actually liked one of them.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (90T4r)

151 OT so why not...

343 338 Teri Garr in Young Frankenstein

******

woof
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

Hmfph. She's no Brie Larsen.
Posted by: tubal
------
Pardon the language but, "them guts would get punished repeatedly."

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (+ldAm)

152 Advantage, Mean Girls.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (zZbCU)

--Feh

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (oZuI0)

153 I think most people would classify it as a chick flick, so my favorite chick flick would be The Young Girls of Rochefort.

It's a French musical starring Catherine Deneuve and her sister Francoise Dorleac. It's absolutely delightful while upending almost every musical cliche.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (zZbCU)

154 Oh cool, then "The Lover" is a chick flick. Based on a book by Marguerite Duras, narrated by Jeanne Moreau, starring Jane March's tits.
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cineaste at December 27, 2019 05:52 PM (gd9RK)

Certified chick flick.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (2DOZq)

155
It must be wondrous to be a leftist. They wake up everyday to a new
world and learn new things that normal people have known forever.





Posted by: JackStraw

I dunno, waking up everyday to some new outrage, which aren't outrages, but you have to be outraged cause you've been told to be outraged, and if you aren't outraged then people get outraged at you and you have to disavow something or someone. To be honest, I'm surprised they all haven't thrown themselves off a cliff.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 05:54 PM (LOq4H)

156 141 *stumbles in from outside, shakes off the cold and dirt, grabs glass of Woodford Reserve, looks around*

Where all da white women at?

*strolls off*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (+ldAm)

Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardboardeaux.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (NWiLs)

157 136 Having watched several holiday movies I have noticed that the answer for nearly everything in man / woman relationships is spanking.

Every holiday movie would have been a half hour affair had someone dispensed a thorough spanking to the first woman that did something stupid.
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:53 PM (HALdu)

Ah, yep.

Posted by: Georg Washington McClintock at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (NgKpN)

158 How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?

Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)

159 I want to bang that Little Emma Watson Women-chick!

She totes needs to grow up and get a taste of man essence.

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (zD38/)

160 You will be made to care and conform

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (ZCEU2)

161 130
121 Imus? Really? I hated that guy on the radio but I guess he did some good charity work. Tood bad. Anyway, who will be 2 of 3?





Stop looking at me like that



Posted by: RBG at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (6XlcD)
Celebrity deaths typically happen in 3s. What say you, Grim Reaper?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (D3cJf)

162 Jane Austen is fine. Wrote some great stuff. Wasn't as Woke as you would think.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (uEbPt)

163
By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.

What flag would they have on the roof of their car?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (aKsyK)

164 How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?
Posted by: Tom at December




Until someone doing it understands rule 34

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (HALdu)

165 Jo was played by Liz Taylor, yes?

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (90T4r)

166 158 How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)

==========

"I know, right?"
-A Star is Born

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (zZbCU)

167 Little Women (and a gallon of baby oil).

Posted by: Dack Thrombosis at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (j3npP)

168 158 How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)

--I don't care, as long as they're matched by re-makes of The Thing.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (oZuI0)

169 Sheesh.
Mrs D has a Hallmark movie on.
On the upside it has Ashley Greene.
Hmmmmm

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (axyOa)

170 17 I won't bother with this Little Women b/c Meryl Streep is in it

screw that
Posted by: BlackOrchid, Wanna-Be Ukrainian Asset at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (Rarvo)

would you see it if she serviced you the way she serviced Harvey ?

i might

Posted by: avi at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (kSq2k)

171 "I know, right?"
-A Star is Born
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (zZbCU)


Now do Knocking on Heaven's Door.

Posted by: Sponge at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (Zz0t1)

172 Whey all da white wimmens at?

Posted by: Butterball Mikey Moore at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)

173 169 Sheesh.
Mrs D has a Hallmark movie on.
On the upside it has Ashley Greene.
Hmmmmm
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (axyOa)

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Junior has on Paw Patrol.

I'm dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (zZbCU)

174 Trumps ultra violent attacks against Warren are making people afraid to donate to her campaign.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (dNzKv)

175 A Clockwork Orange. Chick flick?

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (90T4r)

176 Original Angels Hawtness Index:

1.Cheryl Ladd
2.Tanya Roberts
3.Jaclyn Smith
4.Farrah Fawcett-Majors (huge hair and deep tan combo has never done it for me)

5.Kate Jackson



6. Shelley Hack

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (H9cB7)

177 172 Whey all da white wimmens at?
Posted by: Butterball Mikey Moore at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)

Kurdistan.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

178 175 A Clockwork Orange. Chick flick?
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (90T4r)

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*hums Singin' in the Rain to self*

Yes, easily.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (zZbCU)

179 "How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?"

It has to be made with midgets or it's Munchkiphobic.

Posted by: a Munchkin at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (Tnijr)

180 I'll cop to liking the movie version of Chicago. At least as an airplane movie.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (oZuI0)

181 Why would I pay to see a crap movie when I can borrow the actual Little Women book from the library for free?

Feminists are so dumb.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (J9wxX)

182 Democrats would line up around the block to see "Little men" and come away disappointed.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (dNzKv)

183 I'm suing the makers of this film for presumably that "Women" only includes chicks with poontangs. Fat incels with dicks and severe mental illnesses count as "Women" too, haters!

Posted by: fat incels with dicks and severe mental illnesses at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (fK2gX)

184 Don Imus is dead at 79.

RBG still lives, as does Soros, Hillary, Billy Jeff, Pelosi, Schumer......

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

185 Im down with any chick flick starring Zooey Deschanel as long as I can watch it with the sound off.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (+dsLj)

186 Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (H9cB7)

I would only flip the Kate Jackson Shelly Hack order.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (2DOZq)

187 4.Farrah Fawcett-Majors (huge hair and deep tan combo has never done it for me)


Fag.

Posted by: Farrah Fawcett's Free Range Nipples at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (gd9RK)

188 The sequel, about GOPe cucks, to be called "Little Penises."

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (fK2gX)

189 RBG still lives, as does Soros, Hillary, Billy Jeff, Pelosi, Schumer.....

***********

Satan has an incredible talent for keeping people alive well past their expiration date.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (+dsLj)

190 176
Original Angels Hawtness Index:


1-6) Kate Jackson. That is all.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (T6t7i)

191 185 Im down with any chick flick starring Zooey Deschanel as long as I can watch it with the sound off.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (+dsLj)

Including " Tin Man"? That movie Sucked.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 05:59 PM (90T4r)

192 Best version of Little Women was the one with Winona Ryder, but it really is a chick flick and it's garbage to try to make any men feel bad about not seeing it. There are a lot of dick flicks (Only thing I could think of to rhyme with dick flicks I have no interest in seeing, and I feel absolutely no guilt about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (WI7YS)

193 172 Whey all da white wimmens at?
Posted by: Butterball Mikey Moore at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (EgshT)

Instagram

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (V150o)

194 Men don't want to see Little Women because they know the plot already from Friends


These people are nucking futs.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (Z7lwY)

195 "How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?"

It has to be made with midgets or it's Munchkiphobic.
Posted by: a Munchkin at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (Tnijr)


Only one movie made in the history of movies.

Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)

196 Trivia: Heard a local radio host review the movie. He mentioned it was filmed where the story was set -- in Concord, MA -- but none of the actresses portraying the four sisters where American-born.

Posted by: ShainS -- Mifsud Didn't Kill Himself at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (jRpi6)

197 RBG still lives, as does Soros, Hillary, Billy Jeff, Pelosi, Schumer......

I'm making a list and checking it twice.

Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)

198 Czechianova - you don't even have to set foot in a library. public domain, yo. just go to Gutenberg or Archive.org

Posted by: Boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (M+RL3)

199 Best version of Little Women was the one with Winona
Ryder, but it really is a chick flick and it's garbage to try to make
any men feel bad about not seeing it. There are a lot of dick flicks
(Only thing I could think of to rhyme with dick flicks I have no interest in seeing, and I feel absolutely no guilt about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (WI7YS)


Be careful! If you say Winona Ryder three times, BSG shows up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (ptqGC)

200 Only one movie made in the history of movies.
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
------
"The Terror of Tiny Town"?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (mWzQJ)

201 Including " Tin Man"? That movie Sucked

*******

Well no there are lines even I wont cross.

Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (+dsLj)

202 What's their excuse for the movie Cats?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (2DOZq)

203 I stumbled on the B & W version of Little Women years ago on TCM. It was ok. No way in hell I would watch the freaked out woke version of today.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (MTxDQ)

204 Only one movie made in the history of movies.

Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead


Freaks?

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (T6t7i)

205 They insist on forcing women into every war and action movie.

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (KNsKs)

206 Here's a novel idea. Maybe people could just go to whatever film they want to see without SJW's shrieking about it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (WI7YS)

207 Everything is a chick flick or the tv series will soon become a chick flick and then suck.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (V150o)

208 RBG still lives
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:58 PM (ptqGC)

--What do you have against him?

The Ravens are resting Jackson Sunday. . . .

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (oZuI0)

209 What are "women"? Can I grow them in my Minecraft potato farm?

Posted by: Soyburger McBressesses at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (4v4p9)

210 Amazing thing was Don Imus was only 79, would have guessed adding a one in front of that

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)

211
Junior has on Paw Patrol.

I'm dead.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:57 PM (zZbCU)

***


Kbdabear. We need you. Stat!

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (axyOa)

212 "'Farrah Fawcett-Majors (huge hair and deep tan combo has never done it for me) "

I did not prefer blonds but anyone who saw the Farrah in her prime poster for the first time and it didn't move, you might want to question your mandhood.

Posted by: a Munchkin at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (Tnijr)

213 202 What's their excuse for the movie Cats?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (2DOZq)

My opinion of that production is the entire cast should get Brazilian waxed. Sheesh.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (90T4r)

214

I thought Don Imus was mort a long time ago. Really.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (qDoHj)

215 158 How many friggin times are they going to remake Little Women?
Posted by: Tom at December 27, 2019 05:55 PM (7Mvb5)

--I don't care, as long as they're matched by re-makes of The Thing.
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:56 PM (oZuI0)

I haven't been to a movie in a long time. Meryl Streep ensures I will maintain that streak.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (n1yOz)

216 Fen, that ship has sailed. I wish you were right.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (v089B)

217 Don Imus, RIP.


He looked like he died years ago.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (oVJmc)

218 I saw the multi-part version of Little Women that the BBC ran a few years ago. It was actually pretty good. Dame Judi Densch played the old battle-axe aunt. This new version, though, I don't know. From watching the trailer, it looks like they larded up the story with a bunch of woke crap. So, hard pass.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (m8d3m)

219 Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (MTxDQ)

I don't think it's that woke unless they made Jo into a lesbian and since she marries a male professor in the book that's really unlikely.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (WI7YS)

220
I stumbled on the B & W version of Little Women years ago on TCM. It was ok. No way in hell I would watch the freaked out woke version of today.
Posted by: Infidel

======

The 1994 version is great except that Claire Danes is miscast as Beth.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (q0mjq)

221 /Freaks

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (aS1PU)

222 Old timey Little Women movie *did* have a trans humyn in the cast. Katharine Hepburn played Jo. Pretty woke for 1938.

Posted by: kallisto at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (XUMZv)

223 200 Only one movie made in the history of movies.
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
------
"The Terror of Tiny Town"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious


I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)

224 Maybe women should give more head before seeing movies - ever think of that?

Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)

225 202 What's their excuse for the movie Cats?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM (2DOZq)

They claim its a movie for incels now that it bombed and is worse than Manos Hands of Fate.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (V150o)

226 The other day, I mentioned that I watched The Thin Man for the first time. It was quite good, but the real surprise was in the end, when Nick and Nora Charles (Myrna Loy) are on a sleeper car, in their pajamas. It must have been a very cold car. I was astonished that that got past the censors.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (T6t7i)

227 197 RBG still lives, as does Soros, Hillary, Billy Jeff, Pelosi, Schumer......

I'm making a list and checking it twice.
Posted by: Zombie Abe Vigoda at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (EgshT)

/starts to sing

I 've got a little list, I've got a little list

Posted by: The Mikado at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (NgKpN)

228 Every old movie needsa woke version, wait until you see the Gone with the wind remake

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (ZCEU2)

229 214 He has looked dead since 1988 to be honest...

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (KNsKs)

230 13 Hours. Chick flick. Anyway, MY chick loves it. Course, I am blessed.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (90T4r)

231 I can't say that the old Little Women movie was really my cup of tea, either.

Posted by: Tom Servo at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (Kpl3J)

232 The only film of this ilk that I have seen, and are actually pretty good was the PBS version of Pride and Predudice that came out in the 90's and Sense and Sensibility.
Had incredible casts and were supremely acted.

This crap has been done before and by better non-woke actors.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (nw9+p)

233 Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:03 PM (90T4r)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (WI7YS)

234 226 pre code maybe?

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (KNsKs)

235 Anyone here watch the TV series Vikings? From the previews they make it seem like the most badass Vikings and military leaders were women.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

236 They insist on forcing women into every war and action movie.
Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (KNsKs)


The Longest Day, remade with a more diverse cast, just like the real event.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (1g7ch)

237 also, ace, let's square this current insanity with netflix earlier insanity that it's insulting to categorize girl films as 'chickflix', so of course NF banned that category. because justice. and because stipid.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (FEQY4)

238 224 Maybe women should give more head before seeing movies - ever think of that?
Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)

I wholeheartedly endorse this.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (NWiLs)

239 The Thin Man series of movies are good

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (ZCEU2)

240 oh, look! another barren field of fucks to give about anything in the times. or, that fucking movie.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (KP5rU)

241 It's time for Trump to do another rally.

Posted by: Braenyard at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (RKPlw)

242 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (oZ6kz)

I usually use my head in deciding which movie to see.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:06 PM (WI7YS)

243 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?
Posted by: Bandersnatch, cad at December 27, 2019 05:34 PM (gd9RK)

The Passion of the Christ

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (S6ArX)

244 To Kill A Mockingbird . What ? it was written by a chick and the narrator was a chick. So chick movie.




Tequila Mockingbird was better

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)

245 The next movie about D-Day will have an all female cast, with males as extras.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)

246 Only one movie made in the history of movies.
Posted by: Zippy The Pinhead at December 27, 2019 06:00 PM (aS1PU)
------
"The Terror of Tiny Town"?
Posted by: Captain Obvious

I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)

****

I was thinking "invasion of the Killer Tomatoes " if I remember that name right???

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (axyOa)

247 69 Im in my forties and still single because of how blindingly fucked up single American women are with their vile anti male hatred. Even the ones that dont purport to be dont realize just how deeply ingrained into them it is.

I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere
--------
Look, no slight against American (or western women - ok maybe it is) but do yourself a favor.. save up some money, grab a flight to SE Asia (Thailand, Japan, Philippines, Korea, Vietnam, Singapore) and spend a month just enjoying the sights and sounds.. seriously do it. You'll thank me later.. I'm not suggesting bar hopping or the sex districts (but that never hurt anyone - JK) just enjoying the culture and introducing yourself to those of the feminine persuasion and you'll see a side that'll make you go back again and again and again.

Trust me....

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (+ldAm)

248 When I was little my mother used to read the illustrated classics to my sister and I ,when she got to Little Women I tore it up and hid the pieces behind the radiator.

Posted by: steevy at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (KNsKs)

249 Maybe women should give more head before seeing movies - ever think of that?

...

Posted by: Alanis! at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (xNs+e)

250 Tequila Mockingbird was better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)


Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)

251
I can't say that the old Little Women movie was really my cup of tea, either.
Posted by: Tom Servo

======

There are two really oh-wuld Little Women movies that are products of their time, aka awful. But I stand by my admiration for the 1994 version.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (q0mjq)

252
81 It would probably be interesting, at least.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (zZbCU)


*fires up 6 Underground again*

Seriously, it's the Bayest movie that ever did Bay. I love it like cake.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (GbPPJ)



I watched that the other day. Didn't look at who directed it at all, and didn't pay attention to the title credits. So I'm just thinking wow this car chase sequence at the start is really quite long (winds up being 20 minutes). And then you get to the end: "Directed by Michael Bay." Oh well now it makes sense. It doesn't but the over the top nature is at least in his style.

Posted by: buzzion at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (Z7lwY)

253 A couple of days before Christmas, Mrs. Jackson and I were barking at each other a little bit. Our holiday plans turned to shite, and we were both disappointed about that and taking it out on each other.

So when she said that she wanted to go see Little Women on Christmas afternoon, I said that I'd go too. I realize that my Man Card was in jeopardy, but making amends with the Mrs. looked like a good move.

I HATED the movie. Hated it, hated it , hated it. And on top of the stupid movie, I had to endure Meryl Streep (whose last Oscar was for Most Overrated Actress EV-AR), and that twit Emma Watson (who now claims that she is "self-partnered" instead of single). I kept wanting to check my watch to see when my pain would end, but I upheld the date-afternoon decorum.

Don't hate me, haters. I'm still married (last I checked),

Posted by: Action Jackson is my name. Bold Adventure is my game. at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (S88Om)

254 235 Anyone here watch the TV series Vikings? From the previews they make it seem like the most badass Vikings and military leaders were women.
Posted by: Easy Andy


and the eye candy!!! rowr!

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (d7Ww2)

255 I don't know. If I was a betting man I'd wager 'Little women' gets a lot of Search Hits on Porn Hub.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (leZ0h)

256 241 It's time for Trump to do another rally.
Posted by: Braenyard


For maximum troll impact, I want him to stage the rally in Nuremberg, Pennsylvania (yes, it's a real place). The head-explosions would be delicious.

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (fK2gX)

257 Little women are to be seen, making sammiches, and not heard.

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (zD38/)

258 235 Anyone here watch the TV series Vikings? From the previews they make it seem like the most badass Vikings and military leaders were women.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

--At least that's not total fiction or exaggeration.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shield-maiden

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (oZuI0)

259 Anyone here watch the TV series Vikings? From the previews they make it seem like the most badass Vikings and military leaders were women.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)


Norsemen was better.

Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (1g7ch)

260 Toledo Ohio Jan 9 is next Trump rally

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (ZCEU2)

261 Anyone here watch the TV series Vikings? From the previews they make it seem like the most badass Vikings and military leaders were women.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

I watched a few episodes.

Then the lead character and his badass shieldmaiden wife invite a milquetoast pushover monk they just captured from England into a threesome with them. AAAANNNDDDD I turned it off.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (S6ArX)

262 Um. So does anyone ever wonder - what sort of horrible people do these white feminists know? Maybe Malin should hang with more white republicans -we don't express hostility, just indifference.

Or, you know, they are just a bunch of lying assholes.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (+DS2f)

263 10 Meanwhile, the twats at @TeenVogue (please, never buy that magazine for
your daughters, ever) are complaining that "Little Women" is has no
women of color.

They're also back to promoting anal sex for teen girls.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 05:32 PM (ptqGC)


Also, it is absolutely imperative that you pester your relatives about politics during the holidays. And if they don't want to, insist upon it. Make yourself a constant pest.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (m8d3m)

264 The next movie about D-Day will have an all female cast, with males as extras.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)


Women will be the Allies and men will be the Nazis. I think you're on to something.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (aS1PU)

265 BREAKING : Ther May Be More Than Just Popcorn in That Tub

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (leZ0h)

266 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

Posted by: Bandersnatch,

The trial.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (LOq4H)

267 Emma Watson is in "LIttle Women"? That's a good reason not to see it. That and Meryl Streep. Not that I wasn't going to see it anyway.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (WI7YS)

268 I watch the Shirley Temple movie Poor Little Rich Girl a few days ago. All I could think of is everyone is exposing themselves to be arrested for being a child molester. I've been brainwashed to cringe at some of the scenes which were innocent interaction.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (2DOZq)

269 From the sidebar:

Weird new variation of "Many Worlds" theory, called "Many Interacting Worlds," postulates that different universes interact with ours on a quantum level, and that therefore they can be detected on a quantum level

-
This is the premise of Michael Crichton's Timeline (book, not the movie).

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)

270
I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)

****

I was thinking "invasion of the Killer Tomatoes " if I remember that name right???
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (axyOa)

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.

I think it was meant to be a parody, but was so bad it didn't work.

Posted by: Don Q at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (NgKpN)

271 261 Anyone here watch the TV series Vikings? From the previews they make it seem like the most badass Vikings and military leaders were women.
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:05 PM (2DOZq)

I watched a few episodes.

Then the lead character and his badass shieldmaiden wife invite a milquetoast pushover monk they just captured from England into a threesome with them. AAAANNNDDDD I turned it off.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (S6ArX)

Ha! I did the exact same thing.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (V150o)

272 Chavez,

Luv ya!
I hope your wife is recuperating at a good pace.

You have me lmao so many times.

Posted by: four seasons at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (PisyI)

273 Little men - drink beer and discuss chasing little women.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (+DS2f)

274 You know, the many worlds theory story in the side bar.

For some reason I have been thinking about that a lot lately.

It has not been going especially well for me as that theory goes. For some reason it occurred to me that although I am perfectly happy and much happier than I have reason to expect that somewhere out there there is a guy that has everything that I have AND a wife who has decided that the very best present she could give me was Megan Fox. Not just any Megan Fox mind you but the Megan Fox who believed it was the highest and best purpose of her existence to give me blowjobs while I am working 14 hour days and did not have the fucked up thumb.

The problem with this is that, happy as I am that is not going to happen here. There is nothing anyone can do about her fucked up thumb.

The thing that pisses me off though is that because of the many worlds theory, the fact that I had that thought means that somewhere in some other universe that me now exists and is getting his umpteenth blowjob of the day. And that is in a universe where American Pie never has and never will exist!

And there is nothing I can do about it. I had the thought and cannot unthink it so that cocksucker is going to be happily married to a wonderful woman where it is ok for him to get non-stop blowjobs in a way that would make Les Moonves envious - even if I were to think about him not getting them anymore, because that would mean that there was another universe where that same me was getting nonstop blowjobs, with social and wife approval ,until they stopped fro some reason that he cannot fathom.

Not sure what I am going to do about this.

Probably best to have a drink and go play tennis and forget the entire thing.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (HALdu)

275 I don't want to stay out here anymore. I want to come back inside and see Little Wimmens.

Posted by: Blair at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (EgshT)

276 242 Posted by: Broseidon - New Work Computer, Same Work Ethic

I usually use my head in deciding which movie to see.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
------
True but we have a choice of which head makes the decision and it's often the wrong one. LOL

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (+ldAm)

277 Norsemen was better.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

Great series

Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (vd8XM)

278 I've seen Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes and Plan 9. and Eegah (through MST3k).

All of them are better than Avatar.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (xNs+e)

279 I'll also admit that Downton Abbey was not bad the first couple of seasons.

It's no Brideshead Revisited, though, but then Evelyn Waugh is one of my literary idols.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (oZuI0)

280 >>What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?


G Love and Special Sauce. Rusted Root opened.

But it was to nail the older sister of an ex-girlfriend.

So. I pat me on the back for a job well done.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (leZ0h)

281 Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)

Get Smart episode

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (zlA+c)

282 The next movie about D-Day will have an all female cast, with males as extras.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (ptqGC)


They'll cast the Germans with men. Those Rangerettes need someone to machinegun after scaling the cliffs at Pont du Hoc.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (axyOa)

283 Can a man really be said to be "dismissing" something that he didn't even realize was something new?

I mean they remake Little Women about every ten years, don't they?

Sort of like a new Spiderman reboot comes out every 8 years. I notice that it is getting rebooted, but don't give a shit because its just another reboot of the same shit.

Just like every new Little Women is just another version of the same shit.


Hey, Hollywood, here's an original idea!

HOW ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE THAT HASN'T FUCKING BEEN MADE 10 TIMES ALREADY?????

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (wrO39)

284 Hours. Chick flick. Anyway, MY chick loves it. Course, I am blessed.
Posted by: tubal at December 27,

As is 15:17 to Paris.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (MTxDQ)

285 Then the lead character and his badass shieldmaiden wife invite a milquetoast pushover monk they just captured from England into a threesome with them. AAAANNNDDDD I turned it off.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (S6ArX)


I gave up on that show earlier, when they did some wife-swapping, like it was a long-established custom. Uh, no, I don't think the real Vikings did that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (m8d3m)

286 It's no Brideshead Revisited, though, but then Evelyn Waugh is one of my literary idols.

Posted by: logprof



Ooooh, I love her stuff.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (T6t7i)

287 Don't know anyone else noted: Don Imus is dead.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (wALb0)

288 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex? 

Posted by: Bandersnatch, 

The trial.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (LOq4H)


Heh

Posted by: LOL at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (UU64l)

289 OM - yesterday Prager had discussion on holiday dinner with relatives on the other side, many calls things didn't end well.

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (ZCEU2)

290 Hmmm, go see little women, or maybe get ball surgery with a rusty soup can lid. Decisions ..decisions.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (9Om/r)

291 Godfather on for background. The horse's head just showed up.

Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (C1Lsn)

292 All of them are better than Avatar.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo


Jerry Nadler's fold cheese is better than Avatar.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (T6t7i)

293 277 Norsemen was better.
Posted by: Burnt Toast

Great series
Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:10 PM (vd8XM)


Are there going to be more episodes, or are they done with it?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (m8d3m)

294 **pours a generous whiskey and puts Disc 1 of Band of Brothers in the CD player**
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 05:45 PM (axyOa)



Did that help get David Schwimmer out of typecasting or what?

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (ujg0T)

295 HOW ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE THAT HASN'T FUCKING BEEN MADE 10 TIMES ALREADY?????
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (wrO39)

Next Summer:

Remembrance of Things Past, Part One.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (S6ArX)

296 69 Im in my forties and still single because of how blindingly fucked up single American women are with their vile anti male hatred. Even the ones that dont purport to be dont realize just how deeply ingrained into them it is.

I will never be happily married in a society like this, but I guess that was the goal by the left after all.
Posted by: Two Weeks From Everywhere

This x a billion. They have been brainwashed since birth.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (V150o)

297 White women feminists taking diversity slots. Well if thats wrong than Fauxahontas shouldn't get the DNC nomination.

Posted by: paleRider is simply irredeemable at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (eASYU)

298 >>HOW ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE THAT HASN'T FUCKING BEEN MADE 10 TIMES ALREADY?????



Safron, Inter-Galactic Space Whore?

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (leZ0h)

299 I liked the new little women series with uma thurmans daughter and the beloved Angela Lansbury. Not seeing the new one till much later because Meryl Streep.

A stupid woman op/ed called the hallmark Christmas movies Nazi propaganda. Too many white heteronormative cisgender women. The horror, that straight white women want to see straight white women kiss straight men! How regressive of them.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (/KAED)

300 The next movie about D-Day will have an all female cast, with males as extras.

-
Joan Wayne, Roberta Mitchum, Edwina Albert.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (+y/Ru)

301 Are there going to be more episodes, or are they done with it?
Posted by: OregonMuse

Supposed to be sometime in 2020

Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (vd8XM)

302 Amazing thing was Don Imus was only 79, would have guessed adding a one in front of that
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:02 PM (ZCEU2)
~~~~~

He had COPD and prostate CA. I believe he was treating the CA holistically.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (sGotD)

303 the multiverse theories are Not Even Wrong.
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xNs+e)

304 I'm sure the movie is no where's near the book.

And btw. Louisa also wrote; Little Men

I've read them both as a kid. Thought they were ok.

I'm sure that the movie pushed the boys are scum line to the limit and/or girls are the greatest and super line to the limit.

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (wALb0)

305 I didn't know it was opening, and as a woman, I don't care about it, either.

So sue me.

Posted by: Flyover at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (Rbu5d)

306 Ooooh, I love her stuff.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:12 PM (T6t7i)

--Sorry, Mr. Waugh beat you to the punch.

He married a woman named Evelyn.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (oZuI0)

307 Little Women is a novel for girls and any film that holds true to
it's storyline would be too. So why should my husband go see it, he's not a girl and my insisting he go would be mean

Posted by: Azcatsclaw at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (6uKX/)

308 Next Summer:

Remembrance of Things Past, Part One.

Posted by: Vanya


I may watch, because I hear they are going to dig up Marcel Proust and reanimate his corpse to do the voice-overs and narration.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (wrO39)

309 Well if thats wrong than Fauxahontas shouldn't get the DNC nomination.

Plenty of time for her to be laughed out of 49 of the 57 states

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (xNs+e)

310 I liked it.

Posted by: Jeffry Epstein at December 27, 2019 06:15 PM (WUha0)

311 The movie for tonight is "It Happened One Night"
One of my favorites. Completely non woke.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (WI7YS)

312 --Sorry, Mr. Waugh beat you to the punch.



He married a woman named Evelyn.

Posted by: logprof


Hah! I did not know that.

Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (T6t7i)

313 I loathe all the screen versions of 'Little Women'. After reading the book as a little girl I have a version of it in my head that none of the films can match. And no, I didn't worship Jo because she was a tomboy who wanted to be a writer. Apparently it's de rigeur for all woke girls today to see Jo as a role model while disparaging the other sisters.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (COzlW)

314 Joan Wayne, Roberta Mitchum, Edwina Albert.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Rosie Odonnel as Pont du Hoc

Posted by: Bruce at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (vd8XM)

315 A stupid woman op/ed called the hallmark Christmas movies Nazi propaganda.

-
They're not fascist propaganda. They're the work of the Devil.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (+y/Ru)

316 156 141 *stumbles in from outside, shakes off the cold and dirt, grabs glass of Woodford Reserve, looks around*

Where all da white women at?

*strolls off*
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine

Fucking Paolo and spending the child support money on cardboardeaux.
Posted by: Insomniac
-------
You sir owe me half a glass of Woodford Reserve and half a box of Kleenex.. I'm gonna smell like and have smell of bourbon in my nostrils for the next hour.

Fucker..

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (+ldAm)

317 Orlando, with Tilda Swinton as an Elizabethan Era dude who turns into a chick. Very highly rated they say... very highly rated. Loved the action figures.

Posted by: Soyburger McBressesses at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (4v4p9)

318 103 100 Don Imus, RIP.
Posted by: Dr Spank at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (4e+hS)
=========
Taken out by some nappy headed girls?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, source of random movie thoughts at December 27, 2019 05:48 PM (zZbCU)



Frankly after all his skits by a bad Rush Limbaugh impersonator Ior in a bad Rush Limbaugh impersonator voice) implying what a racist Rush Limbaugh was, it serves the shit right. Live by the race baiting smear, die by it.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (ujg0T)

319 Bree Larson told me women DON'T make movies for old white guys like me. I decided that was fine with me so I don't go to movies made by women for women.

Now they are telling me that's wrong of me too?

Whatever.

Posted by: JB1000 at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (tJOXi)

320 I'll also admit that Downton Abbey was not bad the first couple of seasons.



It's no Brideshead Revisited, though, but then Evelyn Waugh is one of my literary idols.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (oZuI0)


Agreed. And Downton got really preachy and lefty especially after the third season

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (zlA+c)

321 I liked it.

Posted by: Jeffry Epstein


And, how.

Posted by: Sniffin' Uncle Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (EgshT)

322 I have never gotten the book, but then again, I am not the target audience.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (ycWCI)

323 I starred in the Fire Island production one longgggg summer....

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (8ulFU)

324 280 >>What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?


G Love and Special Sauce. Rusted Root opened.

But it was to nail the older sister of an ex-girlfriend.

So. I pat me on the back for a job well done.
Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (leZ0h)

Russell Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (V150o)

325 Did that help get David Schwimmer out of typecasting or what?
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:13 PM (ujg0T)


He did a good job.
I saw a special on the filming of it and they ran a mini-airborne school for the actors. He was right in there doing his pushups.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (axyOa)

326 I believe he was treating the CA holistically.

Posted by: IrishEi


So that's why he's dead.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (LOq4H)

327 I liked both of the Elizabeth movies.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (2DOZq)

328 >>Russell Crowe's band 30 Odd Foot of Grunts


Nicely suffered.

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (leZ0h)

329 Pretty sure the takeaway from the Little Women thing is - this is what you get for teaching women to read.


Did someone get something different?

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (HALdu)

330 A Clockwork Orange. Chick flick?

With Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones.
Why the hell not? Can't wait for the "eye-opener" scene. And scissortits.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (oRpiG)

331 Saffron, Inter-Galactic Space Whore?

Posted by: garrett


Just finishing re-watching Firefly series and will watch Serenity later tonight.

I find that I don't like them as much knowing what a complete fuck-stick Joss Whedon is. Which is sad, because the series and follow-up movie were both pretty damn good.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (wrO39)

332 Tequila Mockingbird was better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)

Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)

------------

Get Smart.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (WEBkv)

333
Rosie Odonnel as Pont du Hoc
Posted by: Bruce

*runs for paper towels to clean monitor*

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (MTxDQ)

334 --If Mean Girls is a chick flick, then so is Heathers.

Heathers > Mean Girls
Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 05:51 PM (oZuI0)



For those of us who were suicidal teens in the 1980s, "Heathers" was totes brilliant.

"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

335 Noted the other day an article about how women are annoyed that men are showing up at a venue that was supposed to be women only. (they couldn't do that because of the laws)

They complained about why the men wanted to intrude where they weren't wanted and how the women now felt that they couldn't relax and be as comfortable as they were before the men showed up. (forced their way in was the usage but that's of course a lie)

Sounds so much like 50 years ago when women started suing mens clubs and others over having men only policies.

Now they're complaining in the same way. Gee maybe we can get our men's clubs back now?

Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (wALb0)

336 The simple solution would be to agree to a swap:

All men will agree to go see "Little Women" if and only if all women agree to watch "Debbie Does Dallas."

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (fK2gX)

337 With Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon, and Leslie Jones.
Why the hell not? Can't wait for the "eye-opener" scene. And scissortits.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (oRpiG)

A bit of the old ultra passive aggressiveness.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (S6ArX)

338 Little Women? Hell yes, I'll go see that.

Posted by: Woody Allen at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (dBiBP)

339 Hah! I did not know that.
Posted by: pep at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM (T6t7i)

--IIRC, he often called himself Evelyn, and his wife Shevelyn.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (oZuI0)

340 Weird new variation of "Many Worlds" theory, called "Many Interacting Worlds," postulates that different universes interact with ours on a quantum level, and that therefore they can be detected on a quantum level
-
This is the premise of Michael Crichton's Timeline (book, not the movie).
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (+y/Ru)


The devil you say.

Posted by: Hawthorne Abendsen at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (m8d3m)

341 Great movie Fenelon!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM (dUJdY)

342 I find that I don't like them as much knowing what a complete fuck-stick Joss Whedon is. Which is sad, because the series and follow-up movie were both pretty damn good.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (wrO39)
---------------

Adam Baldwin was great as Jayne Cobb.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:20 PM (WEBkv)

343 Now they're complaining in the same way. Gee maybe we can get our men's clubs back now?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December



Read that story.

The answer to you question is "No, that's not how any of this works.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:20 PM (HALdu)

344 What would Sixteen Candles be classified as?

That movie hit every SWJ trigger out there.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:20 PM (2DOZq)

345 Tequila Mockingbird was better
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 27, 2019 06:07 PM (zlA+c)

Wasn't that from a Fractured Fairy Tale?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:08 PM (aS1PU)

------------
Get Smart.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (WEBkv)


I missed it by that >< much.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (aS1PU)

346 Rosie Odonnel as Pont du Hoc
Posted by: Bruce

*runs for paper towels to clean monitor*
Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (MTxDQ)


There are some things even Rangers won't do.

Give that mission to the jarheads.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)

347 i hate to think of what Anita Sarkeesian would make of Weird Science

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (xNs+e)

348 My sister, mother, and I were watching the 1995 Pride & Prejudice. My brother comes in, watches for a few minutes and says, "Which sister is that? Who is she in love with?" We didn't take offense, although we did laugh at him a little. (Who doesn't know it's Elizabeth and Darcy?!?!) Just like he didn't take offense that we didn't want to watch football with him.

Plenty of choices for everyone's taste.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (COzlW)

349 I missed it by that >
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (aS1PU)
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Fractured Fairy Tales were brilliant, though.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (WEBkv)

350 Remake of sixteen candles about a tranny who gets their front hole banged out at prom by the school alpha chad then wins prom queen.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (V150o)

351 Give that mission to the jarheads.
Posted by: Diogenes at December 27, 2019 06:21 PM (axyOa)

THAT'S NOT TRUE!

...unless you also send a handle of Jack.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (S6ArX)

352 Apparently, this is how you market your product to NPC's.

Posted by: Orson at December 27, 2019 06:22 PM (6wIRL)

353 I'd happily see Little Women. Especially if the wife asked me to go. Would it be my first choice for a night's entertainment? Of course not. But I could watch it and be mildly amused, and of course be happy that she is happy.

See, this is the bullshit these feminists don't understand, men and women often take pleasure in simply making each other happy. It's called team building. We also each specialize in certain problem solving areas - I deal with cars, plumbing, electricity, and home maintenance, she deals with kids, animals, cooking, and neighbors. We split finances - she handles day to day bills, I handle big purchases, investments, and loans.

It doesn't matter how you split it up, as long as you each play to your strengths. My wife will paint and do dry wall, I do the framing and roofing. She's detailed oriented, I'm more get er' done. Together were are fucking unstoppable at almost any challenge.

Who decides what movie we go see? Whoever is the most excited by going to the movies. Usually me, but sometimes her.

Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (+DS2f)

354 Adam Baldwin was great as Jayne Cobb.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing


I'm in the middle of an Adam Baldwin Retrospective. Just bing-watched 5 seasons of Chuck, now Firefly/Serenity, and going to start The Last Ship next week.

Funny to see how much better an actor he became between Firefly/Serenity and Chuck. I've never seen The Last Ship, but I know he has a major part, so I'll bet he's got even better.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (wrO39)

355 " if Twitter is any indication"

That right there? That's her problem. Twitter is not an indication of anything but mental illness.

Posted by: Madamemayhem at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (myjNJ)

356 Good to see that 2019 like 2018 is ending the year on a whole batch of movies I can't wait not to see.

LOGY Pervywood and the bizarre people that push this crap.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:24 PM (pw+jk)

357 A stupid woman op/ed called the hallmark Christmas movies Nazi propaganda. Too many white heteronormative cisgender women. The horror, that straight white women want to see straight white women kiss straight men! How regressive of them.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (/KAED)


I think that was ace's old girlfriend, Amanda Marcotte, who wrote that.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:24 PM (m8d3m)

358 Speaking of Get Smart

MS - Who wrote Little Women?

Agent- The book or the screenplay?

MS -There was a book?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:24 PM (2DOZq)

359 >>So that's why he's dead.

Either that or the decades of drug and alcohol abuse.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ZLI7S)

360 I don't remember which but some channel will be showing the entire Firefly series on New Years day.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (aS1PU)

361 Jarheads do seem to attract dependopotamuses. It's weird.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (ptqGC)

362 Inspector Kemp,

Totally agree with you. That's how it should be.

Posted by: four seasons at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (PisyI)

363
Christ Almighty,
when they remake the movie Christine, will the car be a tranny, too? And black instead of red?

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (qDoHj)

364 43 How many bewbs?

2 per little woman. But, they're little.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 27, 2019 05:41 PM (H9cB7)
........

Should have been called "Itty Bitty Women".

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (v0R5T)

365 So that's why he's dead.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 27, 2019 06:17 PM (LOq4H)
~~~~~

Very possible. But he also was on supplemental O2 his last year or so on the radio (early 2018,) so the COPD was advanced as well. And he looked like hell then.

Posted by: IrishEi at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (sGotD)

366 According to wiki, Little Women has gotten a film treatment 7 times, been given the television treatment 9 times, and been on stage at least 7 times.

This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (nw9+p)

367 Funny to see how much better an actor he became between Firefly/Serenity and Chuck. I've never seen The Last Ship, but I know he has a major part, so I'll bet he's got even better.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (wrO39)
---------------

He's also on Youtube doing gun stuff with Kirsten Joy Weiss.

Which makes it guy and gal friendly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (WEBkv)

368 Orlando, with Tilda Swinton as an Elizabethan Era dude who turns into a chick. Very highly rated they say... very highly rated. Loved the action figures.
Posted by: Soyburger McBressesses at December 27, 2019 06:16 PM

I got dragged to the movie theater to see that one on the 4th of July years ago, when it first came out. It was hot outside and the A/C was nice and cool. Other than that I remember one scene from WWI and that's it. Tilda is an odd bird.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (COzlW)

369 the multiverse theories are Not Even Wrong.
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December




What does this mean?

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)

370 334 For those of us who were suicidal teens in the 1980s, "Heathers" was totes brilliant.

"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)


You didn't have to be suicidal to love Heathers. Great movie.

"I love my dead gay son"

Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOV9E)

371 Babylon bee bringing the good snark:

Fun new quiz helps your teen decide what kind of hooker she should be

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (/KAED)

372 "They're also back to promoting anal sex for teen girls."

Is there nothing surprising anymore?

Posted by: The Otters at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOL3f)

373 Funny to see how much better an actor he became between Firefly/Serenity and Chuck. I've never seen The Last Ship, but I know he has a major part, so I'll bet he's got even better.
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (wrO39)


You should watch his very first movie, My Bodyguard. Came out in the 1980s. He was 19 years old and towered over everyone else whenever he was onscreen.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (m8d3m)

374 If I had Trump's money (hey, I can dream) I'd be tempted to take a Hallmark script, change some of the names, and film it with an entirely black cast wearing SS uniforms. Just to watch the circuitry melt down on the Left.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (S6ArX)

375 Why don't they do a remake of Mean Girls with an all tranny cast?

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (ptqGC)

376 Be careful! If you say Winona Ryder three times, BSG shows up.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:01 PM


I always thought he meant Winona from Justified.

Posted by: Chuck C at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (r6GXX)

377 He's also on Youtube doing gun stuff with Kirsten Joy Weiss.

Which makes it guy and gal friendly.


Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing



I'll be in my bunk . . .

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (wrO39)

378 We are complaining but would you go see the Bro date movie Thornton and Louie?

Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (ZCEU2)

379 370 334 For those of us who were suicidal teens in the 1980s, "Heathers" was totes brilliant.

"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

You didn't have to be suicidal to love Heathers. Great movie.

"I love my dead gay son"
Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOV9E)



True that. But at least among my peer set, it made all the "right people" cringe. Which made it all the better.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

380 I'll take this serious when the all white woman editorial board of the Puffington Post shows just one little sliver of diversity.
Until then fuck the white feminist women in the ass with the proverbial barbed wire, hot sauce covered tropical fruit sideways... repeatedly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (pw+jk)

381 the multiverse theories are Not Even Wrong.
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December

What does this mean?
Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (HALdu)


Bob's your uncle.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (aS1PU)

382 Jane Austen's Surprise Anal

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

383 366 According to wiki, Little Women has gotten a film treatment 7 times, been given the television treatment 9 times, and been on stage at least 7 times.

This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 27, 2019 06:25 PM (nw9+p)


A Christmas Carol
The Three Musketeers

...beg to differ.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (m8d3m)

384 >>>353 Posted by: Inspector Kemp at December 27, 2019 06:23 PM (+DS2f)<<<

Fine post! Happy New Year!

Posted by: Fritz at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (zD38/)

385 You should watch his very first movie, My Bodyguard. Came out in the 1980s. He was 19 years old and towered over everyone else whenever he was onscreen.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar



Haven't seen that in ages. He did pretty well considering how young and inexperienced he was.

God, I hated that fucking kid he was protecting. Never could stand that little shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (wrO39)

386 Charlie's Angels -- all male trannie cast

Watch wymyn's heads explode.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (ptqGC)

387 I guess I'm a total asshole. I don't want to see this version of Little Women and besides that I don't want to see women commenting on men's sporting events or doing the sports news. I mute Pam Oliver! The horror!

Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (XHdLb)

388 Now they're complaining in the same way. Gee maybe we can get our men's clubs back now?
Posted by: jakee308 - Hylozoist at December 27, 2019 06:19 PM

Get your big hairy sausage fingers off our girly-girl gatherings!

Posted by: Powerful Feminists at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (COzlW)

389 IMUS - 96 White House Correspondents Dinner - Classic

Saying all the things no one else had the balls to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JMj8TThD50

Posted by: Cardinal O'Connor at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (8ulFU)

390 the multiverse theories are Not Even Wrong.


Isn't there an alternate universe where they are?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (oVJmc)

391 HOW ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE THAT HASN'T FUCKING BEEN MADE 10 TIMES ALREADY?????
Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:11 PM (wrO39)
........

A Day In the Life Of wth

I demand one meelion dollars payment up front.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (v0R5T)

392 >>What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

Jaws 3D

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (5v5Zx)

393 My chick suggested we stay home and binge watch LOTR, AND the 3 Hobbit movies. God loves me, I tell ya!

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

394 Wait.

I was told that there are No Differences between men and women.

Me confuse.

Posted by: Murrican Ninja War Eeyore at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (xptlg)

395 We are complaining but would you go see the Bro date movie Thornton and Louie?
Posted by: Skip at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM

Thornton Hears A Lou was a great kids' book.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (COzlW)

396 I guess I'm a total asshole. I don't want to see this version of Little Women and besides that I don't want to see women commenting on men's sporting events or doing the sports news. I mute Pam Oliver! The horror!
Posted by: Thomas LaBelle at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (XHdLb)

----------------

Susyn Waldman.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (WEBkv)

397 My chick suggested we stay home and binge watch LOTR, AND the 3 Hobbit movies. God loves me, I tell ya!
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

See you in three days.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (S6ArX)

398 Second Look at really overcharging women for any mechanical repair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)

399 >>> According to wiki, Little Women has gotten a film treatment 7 times, been given the television treatment 9 times, and been on stage at least 7 times.This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.

Hold my ale. - Shakespeare
Hold my tea. - Jane Austen

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (/KAED)

400 I got nothing here boss- I'll go spend the night in the box.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (g5DWE)

401 'What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?'

Sex that was had or sex that was anticipated but not had?

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (Tnijr)

402 Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (/KAED)

Hold my buxom terrified victim in a nightie.
--Dracula

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (S6ArX)

403 398 Second Look at really overcharging women for any mechanical repair.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
--------------

Don't forget changing the headlight fluid.

Though, with today's soiboi's, they'll probably fall for it also.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (WEBkv)

404 Husband's home. He's surprised that I want to go out for dinner.

I drove our butts to ATL Christmas Day and back yesterday. 3 1/2 hour trip took 5 hours. I hate 1-75 with the heat of a trillion suns.


Plus, I had to bite my tongue all day Christmas and listen to the in-law siblings and their hell spawn blather.

He's lucky I didn't kill someone.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (ptqGC)

405 and yes, Heathers is the chick flick to end all chick flicks. Mean Girls was the watered down Gen Y version and unnecessary.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (xNs+e)

406 397 My chick suggested we stay home and binge watch LOTR, AND the 3 Hobbit movies. God loves me, I tell ya!
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

See you in three days.
Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (S6ArX)

Fistbump! Bring the popcorn, we provide the nachos and salsa.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (90T4r)

407 HOW ABOUT MAKING A MOVIE THAT HASN'T FUCKING BEEN MADE 10 TIMES ALREADY?????

==

speaking of this...I tried watching the most recent MacBeth with forehead titties and Magneto in the roles.

SUCKED.

So, I found a version by the Globe theater crew that was, for the first time in life, made me proud to watch a shakespeare movie. They actually knew how to read the lines without sounding like gradeschool kids acting in a play.

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (FEQY4)

408 According to wiki, Little Women has gotten a film treatment 7 times, been given the television treatment 9 times, and been on stage at least 7 times.

This may be the most overexposed piece of literature of all time.

-
It's the scene where they storm the French chalet and kill all the Nazi.generals that's the draw.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (+y/Ru)

409 Speaking of bad movies I sat through to have sex with a girl, "Thelma And Louise" was mine. Implied lesbian double suicide ending. (it was Berkeley, to explain the girl)

And without the fiery car crash that redeemed "Vanishing Point", "Dirty Mary Crazy Larry", or other bad movies ending in a car crash.

Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (ujg0T)

410 379 370 334 For those of us who were suicidal teens in the 1980s, "Heathers" was totes brilliant.

"You don't get it do you?!? Society nods its head at any horror the American teenager can think upon itself!!!"
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:18 PM (ujg0T)

You didn't have to be suicidal to love Heathers. Great movie.

"I love my dead gay son"
Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:26 PM (dOV9E)


True that. But at least among my peer set, it made all the "right people" cringe. Which made it all the better.
Posted by: Curmudgeon at December 27, 2019 06:27 PM (ujg0T)

--Yes, yes!

Oh, and if we're dropping quotes, my fav exchange is:

Veronica (Winona Ryder): Why can't you just be a friend? Why do you have to be such a mega-bitch?!

Heather #2 (Shannen Doherty): Because I can be. Veronica, why are you pulling my dick?

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (oZuI0)

411 Don't forget changing the headlight fluid.

Though, with today's soiboi's, they'll probably fall for it also.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (WEBkv)

Remember to replace the coolant with antifreeze after Halloween. Don't want that engine to get damaged in the cold.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (S6ArX)

412 303 the multiverse theories are Not Even Wrong.
math.columbia.edu/~woit/wordpress/?p=11513
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:14 PM (xNs+e)


"In the S-matrix philosophy one takes the analyticity properties as fundamental, working with amplitudes, not local quantum fields."

Word.

No, wait.

Words

Posted by: Splunge at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (dOV9E)

413 " Monster". Chick flick.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (90T4r)

414 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?'
.......

The senior prom.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

415 393 My chick suggested we stay home and binge watch LOTR, AND the 3 Hobbit movies. God loves me, I tell ya!
Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:29 PM (90T4r)

So honeymoon sex for the weekend.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (V150o)

416 Little Women? The two chicks riding on Mothra's back?

Posted by: Godzilla at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (DIosY)

417 Adam Baldwin and Kirsten Joy Weiss fondling a Barrett .50:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3asZtj-fZks

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (wrO39)

418 This same brouhaha happened when the all-girl Ghostbusters movie came out. Feminists were shrieking "you'd better see it, you'd better like it, you'd better praise it as the best movie ever made or you hate women."

So most men said lofgfy and didn't buy tickets.

Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (m8d3m)

419 414 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?'
.......

The senior prom.
Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:33 PM (v0R5T)

Lol!

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (90T4r)

420 The best Little Women adaptation was with Katherine Hepburn. Second..the one with Winona Ryder and Christian Bale. Not interested in this version populated with super woke actresses.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (RueoN)

421 "Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to"

Mostly sooner.

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (Tnijr)

422 If women are so fierce and independent, why are they always bitching about what men do?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (+0AKE)

423 398 Second Look at really overcharging women for any mechanical repair.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
........

Just don't tell them they've got a bad tranny.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:35 PM (v0R5T)

424 I'm a woman and even I don't want to see the new adaptation of Little Women. I prefer the June Allyson version rather than having to sit through and pay to watch this great story be mutilated.

I didn't like Winona Rider's version either because it was just depressing.

Posted by: Decaf at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (xarPm)

425 >>> According to wiki, Little Women has
gotten a film treatment 7 times, been given the television treatment 9
times, and been on stage at least 7 times.This may be the most
overexposed piece of literature of all time.



Hold my ale. - Shakespeare

Hold my tea. - Jane Austen

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:31 PM (/KAED)

The Last Remake of Beau Geste (for now)

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (5v5Zx)

426 Jane D'oh,

I thought I read on an earlier thread today that you said your visit went well.

Posted by: four seasons at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (PisyI)

427 OM, I am a women and did not like the lady ghostbusters. Lazy plot, so many ways they could have made it better and they chose the laziest path.

Excited for the new one! Looks like stranger things meets ghostbusters. I will take it.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (/KAED)

428 This same brouhaha happened when the all-girl Ghostbusters movie came out. Feminists were shrieking "you'd better see it, you'd better like it, you'd better praise it as the best movie ever made or you hate women."

So most men said lofgfy and didn't buy tickets.

Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December




The thing is, their leverage to make men do stupid things they do not want to do is sex.

No sex, no bitchbusters.

FFS a handy in the theatre at a minimum.

Posted by: not so at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (HALdu)

429 The Tin Drum. Chick flick.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (90T4r)

430 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?'


Ages birth-12.

Posted by: Roman Polanski at December 27, 2019 06:36 PM (oVJmc)

431 405 and yes, Heathers is the chick flick to end all chick flicks. Mean Girls was the watered down Gen Y version and unnecessary.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 27, 2019 06:32 PM (xNs+e)

Christian Slater as Dark Triad

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (5qdFy)

432 How dumb, boring, and uninteresting every single "feminist" cultural thing/whine/crisis is, defies description. I have never paid any attention to any tiny bit of it, ever. Doubt I'm alone in that.


The vacuity and mediocrity of western non-elite "elites" is breath-taking.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (El6T/)

433 Really..why would a man be interested in seeing an adaption of a novel written for girls? I'd be worried if my husband expressed any desire to see it. Know what I mean?

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (RueoN)

434 Yeah, interesting multiverses, because the numbers of a Newtonian world just don't add up good enuff. Long, or not long, strings of non-things that are neither matter nor energy dangle through several different modes of existence, none of which can be seen or apprehended.


Next time a dickless STEM major tries to sell that shit to a roomful of men who he just mocked for having useless and contentless degrees in literature and philosophy? I will hand him his extra teeth as he picks himself up from where the bar stool landed. What a god damned generation of vipers.



Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (oRpiG)

435 What's the worst thing you've ever sat through for sex?

_________

I don't remember which one, but it had vampires in it.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (+0AKE)

436 Little Women? The big 'uns are easier to catch.

Posted by: Weasel at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (fksqF)

437 "If women are so fierce and independent, why are they always bitching about what men do?"

I know right? Like we have time for worrying about what women want us to do.

Posted by: freaked at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (Tnijr)

438 BREAKING : There May Be More Than Just Popcorn in That Tub

Posted by: garrett at December 27, 2019 06:09 PM (leZ0h)

Movie Theatre Butter!

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (5v5Zx)

439 I sat through all kinds of shitty movies and got no lovin' in return. Meh.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:38 PM (NWiLs)

440 God, I hated that fucking kid he was protecting. Never could stand that little shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (wrO39)


Chris Makepeace. I wonder whatever happened to him?

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (m8d3m)

441 I've never understood why women insist on making men do things they don't want to do.

if you want to g o see some insipid chick flick, go!
if he wants to watch NASCAR and drink PBRs, let him!

wtf

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

442 I've seen basically ALL the movies commonly deemed to be "The Worst Movie of All Time," and of the competitors, "Terror of Tiny Town" was self-evidently the hands-down winner. Makes "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Robot Monster" and all the rest look like Apocalypse Now by comparison.
Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:04 PM (fK2gX)

Disagree. Terror is the best of those mentioned. Robot Monster is probably the worst, once you get over the head scratching over the costume decision.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (eoQWY)

443 Movie I went to see in order to get laid?

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The girl ( later my girlfriend) was babysitting. I was able to display my fraternal skills to close the deal.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (2DOZq)

444 433 Really..why would a man be interested in seeing an adaption of a novel written for girls? I'd be worried if my husband expressed any desire to see it. Know what I mean?
Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:37 PM (RueoN)

We're supposed to be all sensitive and shit.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (NWiLs)

445 Hell, I didn't even know they had made yet another film adaptation of "Little Women". Does that make me an evil misogynist?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (vc9hX)

446 My sister read Little Women and Nancy Drew books. I read the Hardy Boys. The horror.

Posted by: Regular joe at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (6/uwW)

447 Little Women, ya have to throw them back after ya catch 'em.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (g5DWE)

448 Hepburn was a little old for Jo but she nailed Jo's character so I'll give her a pass.

Posted by: Tuna at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (RueoN)

449 Sniffybigtoe, did you have to sit through the Twilight saga? Sparkly vampires? Because if you did, you definitely deserve all the sexy times for that one.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (/KAED)

450 I love Little Women but I think the correct name is Little Girls. Man, I'm telling you they smell nice and are soft to the touch. Don't get me wrong Big Women can smell real nice too. Like big biker women... yeaaah they smell real nice too.

Posted by: Joe Biden at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (pw+jk)

451 BTW, I invented using a straw to get that movie theater butter like substance all up in the popcorn. Having it just on the top of the popcorn was not good enough.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (+0AKE)

452 445 Hell, I didn't even know they had made yet another film adaptation of "Little Women". Does that make me an evil misogynist?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (vc9hX)


Yes.

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)

453 God, I hated that fucking kid he was protecting. Never could stand that little shit.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:28 PM (wrO39)

He was better in Meatballs. That was him right?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (2DOZq)

454 66
As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.


Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (SvVS

I was thinking the same thing. "Little Women...and Zombies". I'm sure there are a number of different ways to spice it up, like "Terminator: Little Women", where one of the March sisters is the ancestor of Sarah Conner and a Terminator is sent back to 19th Century to kill her.

Posted by: jim at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (DF+pC)

455 Is this the various where they kill zombies?

Posted by: Jean at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (B7KlG)

456 Nood, natch.

Posted by: tubal at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (90T4r)

457 Sniffybigtoe, did you have to sit through the Twilight saga? Sparkly vampires? Because if you did, you definitely deserve all the sexy times for that one.
Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:40 PM (/KAED)

I sat through the last 50 Shades flick with the g/f and her roommate. I was laughing at it for most of the movie; the dude is such a ballistic weapons grade weirdo I couldn't believe it.

Posted by: Vanya at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (S6ArX)

458 I'm pretty sure I saw everything with vampires. They seemed to be in every movie and show there was for a while.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (+0AKE)

459 This same brouhaha happened when the all-girl Ghostbusters movie came out. Feminists were shrieking "you'd better see it, you'd better like it, you'd better praise it as the best movie ever made or you hate women."

So most men said lofgfy and didn't buy tickets.

Sooner or later, men get tired of being lectured to.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:34 PM (m8d3m)

They'll take it from Mom, they'll take it from wives, might take it from Sis or Aunt Bea for a while but a bunch of strangers with no charm or beauty have no credit to burn on naggers.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:42 PM (eoQWY)

460 I'm with you nurse. Hubby and I go our seperate ways all the time. Doesn't bother either one of us. Maybe after almost 40 years of marriage we've hit the meh.. whatever mark. lol!

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (dUJdY)

461 I say remake Thelma and Louise. Call it "Tom and Louie".
They make u-turn before the cliff and road trip it to Vegas where they lay waste to their hotel room and a Wayne Newton concert, then party all night with hookers and blow before solving the Mandalay Bay shooting.

Posted by: wth at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (v0R5T)

462 441 I've never understood why women insist on making men do things they don't want to do.

if you want to g o see some insipid chick flick, go!
if he wants to watch NASCAR and drink PBRs, let him!

wtf
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (d7Ww2)

--As I mentioned above, my dad and stepmom opted for separate movies in one trip. They're both >65.

I suppose at that age you don't --pardon the pun-- have to give a fuck what the other wants. I also suppose at that age a good dump may be as satisfying as sex.

Posted by: logprof at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (oZuI0)

463 As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.




Posted by: banana Dream at December 27, 2019 05:44 PM (SvVS


I was thinking the same thing. "Little Women...and Zombies". I'm sure
there are a number of different ways to spice it up, like "Terminator:
Little Women", where one of the March sisters is the ancestor of Sarah
Conner and a Terminator is sent back to 19th Century to kill her.


Posted by: jim at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (DF+pC)

I concur.

Posted by: Count de Monet at December 27, 2019 06:43 PM (5v5Zx)

464 And OT/PT, Schlichter's wrong about Americans just tolerating denial of rights. Happens all the time. There are even "constitutionally blessed" absurd abominations that are institutionalized, like affirmative action in all forms. The list is long and distinguished. A bit of push-back here and there is nice, but it's far from a general pattern. And the judiciary's dismantlement of the constitution, in many respects, remains intact, and expanding. Kurt likes to provoke and inspire but maybe he should stick to juvenile "yo momma" jokes on the twatters more of the time.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (El6T/)

465 He was better in Meatballs. That was him right?

Posted by: Easy Andy



Yep.

The little Fucker.

Posted by: Sharkman at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (wrO39)

466 wth, that would actually be a fun flick! Buddy film solving a terrorist murder mystery. I would see.

Posted by: LizLem at December 27, 2019 06:45 PM (/KAED)

467 403 398 Second Look at really overcharging women for any mechanical repair.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 27, 2019 06:30 PM (pw+jk)
--------------

Don't forget changing the headlight fluid.

That's the thing about us seasoned women, we know better.

Posted by: Infidel at December 27, 2019 06:46 PM (MTxDQ)

468 All you men are just haters. Me and Jenafur Rubin are going to buy out all the seats of one showing just for her, me, and all our cats!

That will show all you cisnormative feminist lesbian trans hating men!

Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (Ei0/7)

469 Adam Baldwin would've made a good Jack Reacher.

Posted by: Ktgreat at December 27, 2019 06:48 PM (AD3JT)

470 Bob Odenkirk is in this.

I looked at the IMDB. Don't see no POCs.
I'm going with stop watch apps. I plan to count in minutes and seconds how much screen time males have in this movie. THEY HAD BETTERED BE REPRESENTED!!!!

Posted by: Groundhog at December 27, 2019 06:49 PM (VYwSh)

471 54 66
As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.

==

lily james. wow

Posted by: mushroom maniac at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (FEQY4)

472 *thump* *thump thump*

Hmm, my Give-a-Fuck-O-Meter doesn't seem to be working again. The last time I took it in to the repair shop, they said they couldn't find anything wrong with it. Oh well...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Impeach the Democrat Traitors Instead at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (HaL55)

473 All you men are just haters. Me and Jenafur Rubin are going to buy out all the seats of one showing just for her, me, and all our cats!

That will show all you cisnormative feminist lesbian trans hating men!
Posted by: Amanda Marcotte at December 27, 2019 06:47 PM (Ei0/7)

The woke crowd isn't watching it either. They just want you to.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 27, 2019 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

474 464 And OT/PT, Schlichter's wrong about Americans just tolerating denial of rights. Happens all the time. There are even "constitutionally blessed" absurd abominations that are institutionalized, like affirmative action in all forms. The list is long and distinguished. A bit of push-back here and there is nice, but it's far from a general pattern. And the judiciary's dismantlement of the constitution, in many respects, remains intact, and expanding. Kurt likes to provoke and inspire but maybe he should stick to juvenile "yo momma" jokes on the twatters more of the time.
Posted by: rhomboid at December 27, 2019 06:44 PM (El6T/)

Try fighting the state on the denial of Constitutional Rights and those upheld by the highest and higher courts. You get made an example of. This is a feature not a bug. Ask me how I know.
I find that those yelling the loudest about Constitutional Rights have never personally (not as a lawyer) been through the many year courtroom warzone to have those rights recognized and upheld.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 27, 2019 06:51 PM (KYBu2)

475 471 54 66
As a guy I'd say P and P and Zombies was pretty good.

==

lily james. wow
Posted by: mushroom maniac


Agreed. Lily James doesn't get enough credit for sheer looks. If "cuteness" was a 1-10 scale, she'd be a 12.

Posted by: zombie at December 27, 2019 06:55 PM (fK2gX)

476 452 445 Hell, I didn't even know they had made yet another film adaptation of "Little Women". Does that make me an evil misogynist?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:39 PM (vc9hX)

Yes.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at December 27, 2019 06:41 PM (m8d3m)

Damn. Oh well, I tried.

(I love ya like a brother, but damnit, the term "thought leader" is as stupid and annoying as other words these days, like "influencer".)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at December 27, 2019 06:59 PM (vc9hX)

477 When I was about 10 or so my Mother sent me on a trip with my Dad, he was a raging alcoholic and stopped frequently at wayside taverns often leaving me in the car. She packed with me 2 books, Little Men & Little Women. By the time I got through with them I was hooked.

When I got home I asked Mom if she had any more books. She introduced me to Tom Sawyer and his friend Huckleberry also books like To kill a Mockingbird and many many more. I've been on a life's journey of passionate reading and it started with Louisa May Alcott. Of course my Dad's Value Rite Vodka played its part too. Tony

Posted by: Tony Noboloney at December 27, 2019 07:01 PM (++5O6)

478 I thought Little Women had been recently remade.

The crazy mom from Stranger Things was in it what was her name again?......

Posted by: Big V at December 27, 2019 07:08 PM (B06Zw)

479 "Why can't men have the same thing?"


Well, because men are really broken women. And the sooner you act like a proper woman the happier the rest of us will be!
/feminist

Posted by: GWB at December 27, 2019 07:19 PM (j50YY)

480 Beth DIES!

Posted by: Richard McEnroe at December 27, 2019 08:12 PM (kWOG7)

481 This -- and other ridiculous essays surrounding the film -- makes me stammeringly furious.

Here's a deal, you stupid bitches: If men don't make me watch The Three Stooges or read Spider-Man comics, I promise not to give a rugged rat's ass if they **ever watch or read or burn a copy of Little Women.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 27, 2019 08:30 PM (Edfwc)

482 Sorry Oregon Muse -- Dame Dench has played lots of grim & grisly aunties, but never in Little Women, not even on TV.

Angela Lansbury was the last BBC Auntie M -- not bad at all
-- in the version where Ethan Hawke's daughter played Jo.

JD's last Auntie turn was Darcy's Lady Catherine in Pride and Prejudice.

Posted by: Shopgirl #PatrickIsMahomesie at December 27, 2019 08:49 PM (Edfwc)

483 Louisa Mae Alcott wrote the following in her novel "Work":



"ex does not make nearly as much difference in hearts and souls as we fancy. Joy and sorrow, love and fear, life and death bring so many of the same needs to all, that the wonder is we do not understand each other better, but wait till times of tribulation teach us that human nature is very much the same in men and women."

I agree with her. The SJWs don't. For them to co-opt Alcott's work and twist it into something the opposite of what she intended is simply grotesque.

Posted by: Brown Line at December 27, 2019 09:31 PM (S6ArX)

484 When will they re-make 'Little Men'? And will Janet demand women go see that too?
Eruhm, no to both probably.

Posted by: 5cats at December 27, 2019 09:50 PM (Vufn0)

485 Making the people who hate me angrier is basically its own reward.

Posted by: DaveM at December 27, 2019 10:40 PM (WWC3Y)

486 Isn't it cultural appropriation for men to see movies with a "woman centered narrative"? I'm boycotting any theaters that admit men to a showing of this film.

Posted by: Fipps at December 27, 2019 10:45 PM (ymovd)

487 To all intersectional feminist ranters, I can only offer a bit of truth:
Hey, just because I don't *care* doesn't mean I don't *understand*.= Homer J. Simpson.

Posted by: Captain Comic at December 28, 2019 12:13 AM (RIv8p)

488 Your average man is not into the novels of Louisa Ingalls Austen, or whatever the hell her name is, and that's okay.

I also don't think it's a conspiracy or a crime against humanity that your average woman isn't into Sylvester Stallone movies.

Posted by: Prothonotary Warbler at December 28, 2019 01:55 AM (H3MF8)

489

LITTLE WOMEN FUCK GOOD.

Posted by: saf at December 28, 2019 07:23 AM (5IHGB)

490 'By the way: I don't want any women to think I actually want Little Women to be turned into a mixed-race British version of the Dukes of Hazzard.' I do! I would LOVE to see that.

Posted by: Andrew Lale at December 28, 2019 07:26 AM (r0nLC)

491 As a little girl, reading the Little House on the Prairie series ruined
me for Little Women. There is such a stark contrast to the Little House
books, where the
family is often grateful to share a can of peaches on a cold winter's
night, that the perpetual whining about the family's loss of station in
Little Women the book gets very tiresome.

For example, I quit
reading after the part of the book when Meg marries a poor schoolteacher
and as a newly-wed gets pressured by a rich and bitchy friend (who
knows how poor Meg is) into buying a bolt of silk or some shit that
costs like her husband's entire month's salary. I seem to recall
there's a lot of whining and crying and anguish about how poor they are
before Meg's asshole friend agrees to buy the length of silk back from
her so she doesn't have to tell her loving husband that his poverty is
shameful to her and what an ungrateful dick she is for agreeing to marry
him knowing how poor he is. That's not the only chapter like that in
the book either, there's some other part about one of the other girls
dying of shame because she gets seen buying a lobster (which was poor
people food back then).

I get that Little Women
is sorta fiction (some of it's loosely based on the Alcott family), but
it just was hard to take seriously Jo's moaning about how hard it is to
become an author when you contrast to Laura Ingalls Wilder's first years
of marriage in which she and her husband lose a child, catch life-long
debilitating diseases, and end up losing their house to fire and their
farm to creditors.

Posted by: Beatriz at December 28, 2019 07:57 AM (FdGKu)

492 I like little women but I get called a creeper for it.

Posted by: rechill at December 28, 2019 08:04 AM (lYLWl)

493 I'll pull my own head off before going to see that movie. No king fu. No zombies. No light-sabers. Yawn

Posted by: Darwin Akbar at December 28, 2019 09:25 AM (/HPTN)

494 For what it's worth, in the novel, Jo is a girl and Laurie is a boy. That's about as gender bending as the mid-nineteenth century gets.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at December 28, 2019 11:31 AM (hrHLc)

495 Now, if they renamed it "Lil Really Ungrateful Bitches", that might catch on.

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Frequently Asked Questions
The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears
Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
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