Mid-Morning Art Thread

Bronzino Morgante.jpg

Portrait of Nano Morgante
Agnolo di Cosimo di Mariano (Bronzino)

Posted by: CBD at 09:30 AM




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1 well then

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 09:30 AM (q80AH)

2 Nadler's first baby pic.

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)

3 Dafuq?!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 09:31 AM (ejd/p)

4 Wakes up.
Scratches
Looks around
Damn!!! WTF???
Goes looking for coffee.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2020 09:31 AM (axyOa)

5 This one confuses and scares me... is he a dwarf? Those birds looks like owls.

I am reminded of Twin Peaks: "The owls are not what they seem..."

Posted by: Mordineus at January 17, 2020 09:31 AM (0bEmE)

6 Butterball Powerbottom!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 17, 2020 09:31 AM (sjdRT)

7 wut.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (Rvlwi)

8 That owl does not look pleased to be associated with this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (ejd/p)

9 Heh. Saw that and it's companion in Ufizzi in Florence a few years back. Used the back one as a FB post on 12/31/2015 and this one the next day on 1/1/2016. Oooh the comments. Good times, good times.

Posted by: WTP at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (66rlH)

10 Super Porky (aka Brazo de Plata)?

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (sm6Pk)

11 What is happening?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (9hauA)

12 Would not hang.

At all.


EVAH

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2020 09:33 AM (axyOa)

13 >11
What is happening?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (9hauA)


CBD is jealous of the new erasing COB.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 17, 2020 09:33 AM (sjdRT)

14 Is that the isis imam in his youth?

Posted by: Commissar Costanza Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 09:33 AM (BiNEL)

15
No. Just, no.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:33 AM (7rVsF)

16 You do need to post the companion piece. I take it this ties into your recent post about Michaelangelo and the cat fights twixt sculptors and painters.

Posted by: WTP at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (66rlH)

17 What the F is this?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (wiXsO)

18 A young Jerry Nadler is invited to Hogwarts.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (BeYX8)

19 Someone must have annoyed CBD. Fess up, whoever you are.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (9hauA)

20 Just because someone painted it, doesn't make it art....

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (cF8AT)

21 I hate you, CBD.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (NWiLs)

22 Is this painting a joke? Was the painter doing a prank or a joke?

Posted by: Taco Shack at January 17, 2020 09:34 AM (C+qQ0)

23 Uhh.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (9PapW)

24 o.k. that's about as weird as it gets.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (CLteG)

25 Jesus, I felt like shit before I saw that picture.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (cEsBM)

26 WTFO that the baby from Addams Fam

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (JFO2v)

27
Just think, yesterday we had a sleeping doggie on a bed. Now we get this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (7rVsF)

28 Is this some cruel joke for the 'ettes?

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (wiXsO)

29
Tater?

Young Nadler?

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (rCwaK)

30 I feel like this art is an invitation to talk about literally anything but the art.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (9PapW)

31 Is that nadler's birthday picture?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (cEsBM)

32 So CBD decided to post some eye candy for the 'ettes?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (BiNEL)

33 Richard Jewell Babies.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (oVJmc)

34 Gonna go hide with my dog under the front porch. Did someone do something to piss CBD off?

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (p7nIS)

35 Survey question for the Horde: Is this better or worse than the guy on the ottoman?

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu, my prayer for the Democrats is Psalm 109:8 at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (4tV+0)

36 Why are we being subjected to this? Next it will be naked Nadler.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (rCwaK)

37 Thank goodness for the butterfly

Posted by: weew at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (EaEMG)

38 On loan from Kevin Spacey's private collection.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (BeYX8)

39 This needs an ottoman.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (C+We0)

40 28 Is this some cruel joke for the 'ettes?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (wiXsO)
------------

Ding ding ding, we have a winner!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (WEBkv)

41 I spotted the wood pecker

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (YslsA)

42 I'd like to know what CBD had to drink last night...

so I can make sure I never try it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (BiNEL)

43 CBD chose this painting because he wanted to see the longest time it would take to ever get to 100 comments.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (q80AH)

44 I will never, ever acknowledge the beauty of butterflies again.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (Boy/L)

45 Wasn't it Nadler on the ottoman?

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (nRWPy)

46 28 Is this some cruel joke for the 'ettes?
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:35 AM (wiXsO)

I am now convinced that, in addition to being an antisemite, CBD is a raging misogynist.

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (9hauA)

47
well

this is quite disturbing

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (ceIDk)

48 Pompeo

Posted by: Deadite at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (8DxMr)

49 >37
Thank goodness for the butterfly

Posted by: weew at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (EaEMG)



That's no butterfly!

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (sjdRT)

50 Why is a bird snacking on what's left of Taters Junk?

Posted by: Truck Monkey at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (flINI)

51 There you go, ladies. Drink it in.

Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (OyyDO)

52 Nacho Libre!

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (q1Pj5)

53 Survey question for the Horde: Is this better or worse than the guy on the ottoman?

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu, my prayer for the Democrats is Psalm 109:8 at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (4tV+0)

WORSE! WORSE!

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (rCwaK)

54 He really does look like a Lucha mini, though.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (sm6Pk)

55 OK, a quick google search shows that this is a painting of a court dwarf.

So, I guess that explains *part* of it.

On the other hand, I now am more convinced that this painting is a goof or tongue in cheek.

Posted by: Taco Shack at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (C+qQ0)

56 CBD chose this artwork because..???

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (wiXsO)

57 It is my contention that the vast majority of middle age and Renaissance artists were either in a state of continuous inebriation or suffering from the effects of lead poisoning or under the direct control of Satan.

Posted by: Mr. Wiffle Snuff at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (keZH+)

58 Vindman in Ukraine.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (CLteG)

59 I have no words. No words.

Posted by: dantesed at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (88xKn)

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (W1ZS4)

61 "court dwarf of the Medici"....oh,yeah!

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (X/Pw5)

62 Poor guy only needs a butterfly to hide his naughty bits

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu, my prayer for the Democrats is Psalm 109:8 at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (4tV+0)

63 **sighs deeply**

**Marlon Brando voice**

What did I ever do to you, CBD, to deserve such disrespect?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Ki5SV)

64 Little known fact: It is illegal in all states except California and Arkansas to display this painting in public.

Posted by: Gref at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (AMIL/)

65 I don't understand how "nano" has a mustache?

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (nRWPy)

66 Eh, I would do him.

Posted by: Shep Smith at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (haWye)

67 Yes, CBD hates me, this I know
Because the art thread tells me so...

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Rvlwi)

68 I would like to see Portrait of Titanic Morgante!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (JFO2v)

69 that's a bronzino?!

probably a portrait of a dwarf in the court of the medici (or something).

but... that's a bronzino?!

Posted by: mjc at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (Pg+x7)

70 That owl does not look pleased to be associated with this.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 09:32 AM (ejd/p)

I heard that owls are one of the symbols used by child sex tormentor perverts.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (rCwaK)

71 So bad I had to comment.

Posted by: Marica at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (q7cAz)

72 Imagine walking into someone's house for the first time and seeing that hanging in the foyer.

Posted by: Frankovich's Monster at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (hdzef)

73 45 Wasn't it Nadler on the ottoman?
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (nRWPy)
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Obviously not, because one wouldn't be able to see the Ottoman if Nadler were on it.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (WEBkv)

74 Ladies and Gentlemen....Kurt.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (oVJmc)

75 Survey question for the Horde: Is this better or worse than the guy on the ottoman?



Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu, my prayer for the Democrats is Psalm 109:8 at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (4tV+0)

The guy on the ottoman is this little tyke's papa.

Posted by: mama mia! at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (/LQkF)

76 What fresh hell is this?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (HaL55)

77
Florida man, now Florida girl.

And 11 yr old Florida girl burns herself and burns her house down taking part in the social media "fire challenge":

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7898415

I would say the fire challenge is Darwin at work, doing some much needed gene pool culling, but this shit is gonna take down everybody else.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (rCwaK)

78 Oh, "nano" as in little not baby.

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (nRWPy)

79 That's something Terry Gilliam would show in those bits he used on Monty Python's Flying Circus.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (vN4+Q)

80 CBD chose this artwork because..???
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM


We haven't bought enough of his oil.

*pats pockets frantically for loose change*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (ejd/p)

81 "When I look at a painting like this I get emotionally... erect." ... Harris K. Telemacher

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (BeYX8)

82 41 I spotted the wood pecker
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2020 09:36 AM (YslsA)

I spotted the peckerwood!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (JFO2v)

83 I'll be back when the Monkey is up. I got nothing to say about this latest offering other than that no amount of Eye Bleach is going to make the image in my brain go away.

Posted by: DocJ at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (77WPm)

84 The early bird got the worm !

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (arJlL)

85 Bronzino was a Mannerist, so this work makes total sense.

Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (OyyDO)

86 MY EYES!!!!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (dUJdY)

87 Say whatever else you want about CBD, the man promised a series of beefcake to and for the 'Ettes, and, by crackee, he's delivering!

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (vk+y5)

88 Even the sniper ran away from this one.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (IttZ7)

89 There is an otter behind him. With a yam.

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (sjdRT)

90 The guy's got a mustache, so he's no kid.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (arJlL)

91 His naughty bits look angry.

Posted by: Czech Chick at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (haWye)

92 Pineapples symbolize swingers, apparently. I remind my friend with the pineapple door knocker of that.

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (nRWPy)

93 I'd like to speak with the manager!!!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (wiXsO)

94 All I can say is THANK GOD FOR BUTTERFLIES.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (oVJmc)

95
I think Signor Bronzino went on a bender before doing this one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (7rVsF)

96 Barrel art.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (axyOa)

97 I think the boy should lay off the Oreos.

Posted by: WeBoned! at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (1s2j5)

98 Who has been spying on Ace?

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (2Mnv1)

99 I have 8 moths to figure out how to get a butterfly to land on my dick and be ready for Halloween.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (JFO2v)

100 92 His naughty bits look angry.
Posted by: Czech Chick at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (haWye)

Can you blame them?

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (NWiLs)

101 A portrait of the ISIS Mufti As a Child.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (IttZ7)

102 I'll be back when the Monkey is up. I got nothing to say about this latest offering other than that no amount of Eye Bleach is going to make the image in my brain go away.f


Still better than a Star Wars post.

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (nRWPy)

103 Past 100, thank God!

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (Rvlwi)

104 Nano is flipping us the bird

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (rpxSz)

105 Fat baby with a mustache... hmmm.

This is satire, right? A test?

Am I supposed to know whose adult face is on that kid?

Posted by: Reign of Error at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (gP/Z3)

106 57 CBD chose this artwork because..???
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM (wiXsO)

To see if we could make it without breaking the 100 comment rule.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (sm6Pk)

107 That was an unexpected thing to see this morning. I wonder what the owl's for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (I2dne)

108 Now who's going to clean up the vomit?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (Uu+Jp)

109
Can we talk about something else? Fast?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (7rVsF)

110 I think Signor Bronzino went on a bender before doing this one.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (7rVsF)
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Hazarding a guess, this was the Kings favorite dwarf and Bronzino was "encouraged" to do a portrait.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (WEBkv)

111 is he a dwarf?


*******

Yes. Probably achondroplasia, although there are other types as well. Principal features include disproportional shortness of the "long bones"(compare upper arm length to torso), frontal bossing (prominence of thee forehead) and a degree of facial dysmorphisn.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (m45I2)

112 93 Pineapples symbolize swingers, apparently. I remind my friend with the pineapple door knocker of that.
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (nRWPy)

What big knockers!

vhy tank you!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (JFO2v)

113 I was going to say something about Nadler but I see about a dozen morons beat me to it.

When the first thing that comes to mind when they see some weird, semi-obscene painting it may be time to change your look.

Posted by: Ripley at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (MxEKc)

114 What the hell is that?!

Posted by: Raphael at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (88xKn)

115 Poor guy only needs a butterfly to hide his naughty bits

Posted by: Sun-Tzu's Shih-Tzu, my prayer for the Democrats is Psalm 109:8 at January 17, 2020 09:38 AM (4tV+0)

Here's a potential buyer for the Official AoSHQ DickMitten.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (q1Pj5)

116 C'mon CBD. This painting (and it's companion) has an interesting story. Not sure why you left it out of the post. I'm having trouble finding a good summary that covers the whole story without going on for pages and pages. I've got work to do...

Posted by: WTP at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (66rlH)

117
The owl upon his hand represents the wisdom which Young Master Morgante will grow into as he matures.

The butterfly upon his wang symbolizes...uh...the chrysalis of his baby wiener...will....uh....one day...
...ch-a-a-ange....into a beautiful multicolored vagina when he becomes a tranny.*










* Yeah, I got nuthin'.

Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (q57gj)

118 Here. Pretend like she is doing that to your memory:

https://tinyurl.com/ss88uua

Posted by: Muad'dib at January 17, 2020 09:43 AM (sjdRT)

119 Who hacked ace's iCloud?

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 09:43 AM (X/aS0)

120 Does CBD have a painting of him posing on an ottoman?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:43 AM (oVJmc)

121 This gives a whole new terrifying dimension to the expression "butterfly kisses"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:43 AM (BeYX8)

122 OK, well, to get that somewhat out of mind, we have the story of a family whose beloved pet disappeared nearly 30 years ago...but learned its fate last year in the happiest way possible...

https://preview.tinyurl.com/uwmqblw

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (Rvlwi)

123 Ayanna Pressley identifying as a person of non color

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (rpxSz)

124
If I was Nano Morgante, I'd be ticked. The only trace of you remembered by history is this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (7rVsF)

125 108 That was an unexpected thing to see this morning. I wonder what the owl's for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (I2dne)

Probably a joke reference to Athena. The art is made in such a way that it resembles the general framework of depictions of mythic figures.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (9PapW)

126 If he is the class clown I kind of get the mockingbird and owl. There may be some wisdom in his jokes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (JFO2v)

127 Where's Muldoon? Perhaps he can bring some sanity to this???

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (axyOa)

128 The elite DC hillbillies.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (WmJSv)

129 Ladies and Gentlemen....Kurt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Thread winner!!

Collect your prize.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (p7nIS)

130 119 Here. Pretend like she is doing that to your memory:

https://tinyurl.com/ss88uua
Posted by: Muad'dib at January 17, 2020 09:43 AM (sjdRT)

She needs a spankin'. And I'm gonna give it to her.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (NWiLs)

131 Barrel art.

Posted by: Diogenes at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (axyOa)

Exactly.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (rCwaK)

132 The 'owls this morning are incredible!

Posted by: Sheryl Crow at January 17, 2020 09:45 AM (vk+y5)

133 What is the name for a creature with the body of a cherub and the face of an Advance Auto Parts employee?

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:45 AM (BeYX8)

134 Let's reevaluate the conditions in the barrel.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (YslsA)

135
I would advise against an image search of Nano Morgante. One will find examples such as this:

Think naked Tater riding a turtle which is throwing up in a toilet.

https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9go2ed

He was a court dwarf.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (rCwaK)

136 134 What is the name for a creature with the body of a cherub and the face of an Advance Auto Parts employee?
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:45 AM (BeYX

Raoul.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (sm6Pk)

137 Painting looks frawdulent.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (LxWV7)

138 Are those butterflies, or Luna moths?

Oh well, at least they're in the picture. :O

Posted by: Tex Lovera at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wtvvX)

139 125
If I was Nano Morgante, I'd be ticked. The only trace of you remembered by history is this.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at January 17, 2020 09:44 AM (7rVsF)

Who knows, he may have been a colossal troll and in on it.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (9PapW)

140 Just go ahead and admit it CBD. You have this artwork hanging over your mantle.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (wiXsO)

141 Pineapples symbolize swingers, apparently. I remind my friend with the pineapple door knocker of that.
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:40 AM (nRWPy)


Since medieval(?) times, pineapples have symbolized hospitality.

Cuz rare and expensive in those days so if you were eating one you were being treated extraordinarily well as a guest.

That's why the main gate of Bellermine University has a big WTF? Pineapple atop it's entrance gate.

I suppose with swingers..it could be the cucks hospitality of "take my wife, please".

Posted by: naturalfake at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (q57gj)

142
Little Bits - a limerick

The portrait of Oscar the Third
He was cool, though a bit of a nerd
The big paradox?
He's strong as an ox
But he's hung like a hummingbird!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (m45I2)

143 Now who's going to clean up the vomit?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 09:42 AM (Uu+Jp)

*******

On it...

Posted by: Northenlurkers Dog at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (flINI)

144 It took 11 minutes to reach 100 comments. I'm sure CBD is very proud.

Posted by: Miley, the Duchess at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (rCwaK)

145 Must be another non face washing ancestor of Lieawathas

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (rpxSz)

146 Is this worse than the portrait of Obama?

Posted by: Raphael at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (88xKn)

147 I don't think Italy had kings then. More whatever prince, duke or equivalent ruled the city state. Germans and Italians sucked at unification, prol b/c of th he HRE, but still.

Noticed the author of the rise and fall of the 3rd reich blamed much of the disunification of germany on Luther. Need to go back and reread that section when I'm not just reading for notecards.

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (nRWPy)

148 The potentate of a primitive village oversaw a bumper harvest. He threw a party in his palace (really, just a larger multi-story version of the grass huts that were common in the village) celebrate. At the party, he told the villagers that he would be commissioning a new throne (really, a large wooden chair) to commemorate the record harvest.

The throne was duly built and delivered. The delivery men asked the potentate what he wanted done with the old throne. He commanded, "The old throne is a part of the great history of this village! Move it to the top floor and store it out of the way!" Huffing and puffing, the workmen moved the old throne into storage.

The next year marked another banner harvest. As did following year and the one after that. In each year, the potentate commissioned a new throne and had the old one moved into storage at the top of the palace.

Word spread of the village's success and their level of wealth that afforded their potentate to amass his collection of thrones. Potentates from other villages came to learn his ways and methods of agricultural surplus.

Several years in, the palace was groaning under the weight of the surplus thrones. This year was another record, and the potentate commissioned yet another throne. It was duly built and delivered and the workmen began to haul last year's throne up to the attic. As they were storing it, however, the elaborate grass hut collapsed under the weight of the thrones.

What is the moral of this story? The moral is, "those who live in grass houses should not stow thrones."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (I2dne)

149 Ladies and Gentlemen....Kurt.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles

Hopefully Zombie doesn't see this. It will be his new nic pic to torment us with.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 17, 2020 09:48 AM (p7nIS)

150 I'm sure most of you have probably already seen this, but still funny.

Articles being transmitted set to Benny Hill

https://tinyurl.com/tl7g5q6

Posted by: spypeach at January 17, 2020 09:48 AM (7R8A2)

151 CBD chose this artwork because..???
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:37 AM

We haven't bought enough of his oil.

*pats pockets frantically for loose change*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 09:39 AM (ejd/p)

You paid?

I just pumped it at the source.

Posted by: Billy C. at January 17, 2020 09:48 AM (MESP6)

152 Just go ahead and admit it CBD. You have this artwork hanging over your mantle.
Posted by: redridinghood



******

You misspelled headboard.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 09:48 AM (m45I2)

153 https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9go2ed

He was a court dwarf.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (rCwaK)
++++++++++++
I can't imagine McConnell allowing Nadler to ride around on his back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 09:49 AM (I2dne)

154 18 A young Jerry Nadler is invited to Hogwarts.

thanks for the laugh

Posted by: SamIam at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (oasF3)

155 What a way to end the week

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (KUaJL)

156 So instead of getting the banhammer, raimondo gets his own thread. What a world.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice... EJEXIT: If Not Now, When? at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (uKj5K)

157 A young Jerry Nadler is invited to Hogwarts.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020


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Threadwinner?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (Ejm1K)

158 This has to be some kind of record (and also a commentary on the art) for the fewest words used to reach 100 commments.

Posted by: Tinker at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (TzOaz)

159 Oh...I know what it is.

White asshole man. So pop-ular.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (WmJSv)

160 "Who let all these birds into the bathhouse?"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (BeYX8)

161 What Jabba the Hutt imagined he'd look like as a human.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (Ejm1K)

162 Comments/commments


Fat thumbs

Posted by: Tinker at January 17, 2020 09:50 AM (TzOaz)

163 He's a hunka hunka burning love.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2020 09:51 AM (q1Pj5)

164 Nano Morgante

aka Needledick.

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (arJlL)

165 The bird he's got on his hand is an owl, but the other one looks something like a blue jay.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (Ejm1K)

166 Wtf?? We wanted a sexy man painting..this is not sexy. At all. Ever.

Posted by: IC at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (sYDum)

167 First!

Posted by: Kate Winslet's boobs at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (iE3VP)

168 It's like a gay Hondecoeter

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (rpxSz)

169 Your Friday GAINZZZ thread is here!

Posted by: Fritz at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (2Mnv1)

170 He's a hunka hunka burning love.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2020 09:51 AM (q1Pj5)

thanks....imma hear that all day, now.

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2020 09:53 AM (X/Pw5)

171 148 I don't think Italy had kings then. More whatever prince, duke or equivalent ruled the city state. Germans and Italians sucked at unification, prol b/c of th he HRE, but still.

Noticed the author of the rise and fall of the 3rd reich blamed much of the disunification of germany on Luther. Need to go back and reread that section when I'm not just reading for notecards.

Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:47 AM (nRWPy)

The HRE (read Austria) had nominal authority of Germany(and for a fair time much of Italy). They were the best prospect for a unified Germany for a long time.

Luther and the Protestants effectively created a permanent division between North and South Germany in addition to more localized division. It destroyed any prospect of an Austrian lead unification of Germany.

Italy was a battlefield between France and Austria, in addition to Venice and the Papal States when they were significant.

Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (9PapW)

172 165 He's a hunka hunka burning love.
Posted by: Count de Monet



Syphilis does that.

Posted by: Puddleglum at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (vN4+Q)

173 Where's Muldoon? Perhaps he can bring some sanity to this???
Posted by: Diogenes


******

Late to the party. see me at #143 or #112

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (m45I2)

174 I'm very curious about the butterflies, whether their identification has anything to do with the painting's message... if there actually is a message. Mannerist tho, so maybe not.

Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (OyyDO)

175 167 The bird he's got on his hand is an owl, but the other one looks something like a blue jay.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 09:52 AM (Ejm1K)

the one over his schmekel

woodcock , I presume

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (rpxSz)

176 Slap a grubby baseball cap on that thing and he looks like a young Michael Moore.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (Uu+Jp)

177 173 Italy was a battlefield between France and Austria, in addition to Venice and the Papal States when they were significant.
Posted by: Someguy at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (9PapW)

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Italy's so proud of its history that started in the 1860s.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (q80AH)

178 Toots tin horn.
"Yank yank yank"

Posted by: Red-breasted Nuthatch at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM (4fuzY)

179 Not enough marble to sculpt this, so, painting.

Posted by: t-bird at January 17, 2020 09:55 AM (NAs56)

180 Thats an eye felony

Posted by: piratepatch at January 17, 2020 09:55 AM (taXNc)

181
Nano Morgante was something of a cultural phenomenon in his day. He was the most celebrated court dwarf in 16th century Florence.

There is rear view version of the painting CBD posted.

I will not post a link to that.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 09:55 AM (rCwaK)

182 Young White Goodman.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:55 AM (oVJmc)

183 6 Butterball Powerbottom!
_________

I'm very aroused!

Posted by: Tater Stelter at January 17, 2020 09:55 AM (k4dH2)

184 185 6 Butterball Powerbottom!
_________

I'm very aroused!
Posted by: Tater Stelter at January 17, 2020 09:55 AM (k4dH2)

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"Weirdo..."
-Kurt Eichenwald

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 09:56 AM (q80AH)

185 This ain't no Morgan Decolletage Brennan, that's for sure.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at January 17, 2020 09:56 AM (ufFY8)

186 the one over his schmekel

woodcock , I presume
___________

It's very tiny, just how I like it!

Posted by: Tater Stelter at January 17, 2020 09:56 AM (k4dH2)

187 If they made everyone in the impeachment trial dress like Nano

there would be no impeachments

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 09:57 AM (rpxSz)

188 Regarding the ONT;

If even some commenters here are open to cooperating with antifa in VA, then that's a pretty piss-poor sign for how things are going to go. You can't take on a fight like this with that level of gullibility

Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 17, 2020 09:57 AM (67XdO)

189 I will not post a link to that.
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Because I already did @52 and 154. Kinda surprised he skipped the story on this.

Posted by: WTP at January 17, 2020 09:57 AM (66rlH)

190 Conspiracy theory- Allahpundit hijacked the art thread.
CBD certainly couldn't hate us this much.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (wiXsO)

191 Jesus..... I'll need a Chinook and sling for this one...

Posted by: Pinochet Air Tours Flt Attendant at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (zL/eJ)

192 Dwarves (of the achondroplastic variety) are of normal intelligence, not mentally retarded.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)

193

This painting is for the birds.

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (5IHGB)

194 190 Regarding the ONT;

If even some commenters here are open to cooperating with antifa in VA, then that's a pretty piss-poor sign for how things are going to go. You can't take on a fight like this with that level of gullibility
Posted by: there are only three star wars films at January 17, 2020 09:57 AM (67XdO)

Hopefully Jason Kessler doesn't show up.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (sm6Pk)

195 192 Conspiracy theory- Allahpundit hijacked the art thread.
CBD certainly couldn't hate us this much.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (wiXsO)

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This is the most realistic explanation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 09:59 AM (q80AH)

196 Lilliput has a The Paolo, too.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

197 **Butterball Powerbottom!**

Well, at least he took our minds off Civil War II Electric Boogaloo for a while.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 09:59 AM (BeYX8)

198 Someone above said that the non-owl bird is a mockingbird.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 10:00 AM (Ejm1K)

199 Is it really so strange?

Posted by: Morrissey at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (4Ot3C)

200 194 Dwarves (of the achondroplastic variety) are of normal intelligence, not mentally retarded.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 09:58 AM (m45I2)

I drink. And I know things.

Posted by: Tyrion Lannister at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (NWiLs)

201

Chipendales is cutting back on the dancers budget.


this guy comes on after the burnt fireman,scalped indian and disabled construction worker.

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (5IHGB)

202 That explains their obsession with butterfly refuges.

Well, that and the Cartel payoffs.

Posted by: The Gipper Lives at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (m6qV1)

203 I'm very curious about the butterflies, whether their identification has anything to do with the painting's message... if there actually is a message. Mannerist tho, so maybe not.
Posted by: Kris at January 17, 2020 09:54 AM


The butterfly symbolizes change, Clarice Kris...

Posted by: Dr. H. Lecter at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (ejd/p)

204 There are two types of people in Australian pubs. Tossers (the majority) and Tossees.

This guy is a Tossee.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)

205 That's a great name for a short guy. That's also a veeeeerrrrrry strategically placed butterfly.

And welcome to Friday, Horde. We slogged our way through another week. Everybody have a good day and a smooth glide into the weekend!

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (RD7QR)

206 198 Lilliput has a The Paolo, too.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 09:59 AM (oVJmc)

He's huge in Japan.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:02 AM (NWiLs)

207 His dong is almost down to his knees!!!

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 10:02 AM (5IHGB)

208 Adam Schiff before he lost his hair.

Posted by: GuyFromNH at January 17, 2020 10:02 AM (Gs5TH)

209 Would somebody be so good as to post link to the ottoman post?

Posted by: chique d'Epstein didn't off hisself at January 17, 2020 10:02 AM (9hauA)

210 Are we sure this a painting or is it a mirror in CBD house ?

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:02 AM (rpxSz)

211 Slap a grubby baseball cap on that thing and he looks like a young Michael Moore.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

* cleaning coffee off my phone*

Laughed, said an inappropriate word just as my wife walked into the room. She looked at the picture and had some very disparaging comments about the grey box community.

Posted by: Sock Monkey..Ellie Mae has Ginger and Maryann beat hands down at January 17, 2020 10:03 AM (p7nIS)

212 209 His dong is almost down to his knees!!!
Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 10:02 AM (5IHGB)

Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

213 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)

214 215 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)

We're here for you, man.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM (NWiLs)

215 HOW DARE YOU! HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM (wiXsO)

216 There are two types of people in Australian pubs. Tossers (the majority) and Tossees.

This guy is a Tossee.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020


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"I don't give a toss, Jones."

-- Hugh Grant's Daniel Cleaver, to Bridget Jones

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 10:05 AM (Ejm1K)

217 Somebody dropped this on an earlier thread, but it deserves a repost. Apparently they captured a biggie in Iraq:

https://tinyurl.com/sh8dy29

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 10:05 AM (oVJmc)

218 I am so not going to comment on this work of art. Someone in the previous thread said not to click it lol.

Just kidding, it is art I guess. The only thing I will add is based on the name of the painter. I took some classes on the Renaissance and remember what they said about Italian names. This may not be correct but that never stopped me. The names that have "Di" mean "the son of". The names that have "de" like Cosimo De Medici mean "of as in Cosimo of the Medici family". If the name has a "da", as in Leonardo da vinci, it means "from"; as in Leonardo from Vinci.

this could all be wrong but that is how I recall it. It is my truth.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 10:05 AM (n13/j)

219 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM


Praying for you, NL. May her memory be eternal.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 10:05 AM (ejd/p)

220 ron jeremy....the early years

Posted by: 70's porn at January 17, 2020 10:06 AM (/LQkF)

221
Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.


Dude was a tripod.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

222 206 There are two types of people in Australian pubs. Tossers (the majority) and Tossees.

This guy is a Tossee.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 10:01 AM (m45I2)

The Tosser should be the name of the White House Correspondent award.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:06 AM (JFO2v)

223 223
Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.

Dude was a tripod.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

Just about.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:06 AM (NWiLs)

224 223
Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.

Dude was a tripod.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 10:06 AM (oVJmc)

I rang the doorbell didnt I?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:07 AM (JFO2v)

225 This guy is a Tossee.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020

So what, he likes salad

not a crime

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:07 AM (rpxSz)

226 Somebody dropped this on an earlier thread, but it deserves a repost. Apparently they captured a biggie in Iraq:



https://tinyurl.com/sh8dy29

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at January 17, 2020 10:05 AM (oVJmc)

If it didn't happen under Obama, it is really news? Same as how the late night show interviews of Medal of Honor recipients dried up right after Trump was elected.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 10:07 AM (n13/j)

227 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020


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I know the feeling . . . and for me it's been several decades. Hang in there, Northern. It does get better.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 10:07 AM (Ejm1K)

228 227 This guy is a Tossee.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020

So what, he likes salad

not a crime
Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:07 AM (rpxSz)

Just make sure the salad is well-rinsed beforehand.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:08 AM (NWiLs)

229 215 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)

Remember the good times!

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:08 AM (JFO2v)

230 wow , Starr and Ray on Trump's team

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:09 AM (rpxSz)

231 Ken Starr and Allan Dershowitz are part of the the Trump Impeachment Defense Team

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 10:09 AM (wiXsO)

232 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2020 10:10 AM (Zz0t1)

233 The only thing I will add is based on the name of the painter. I took some classes on the Renaissance and remember what they said about Italian names. This may not be correct but that never stopped me. The names that have "Di" mean "the son of". The names that have "de" like Cosimo De Medici mean "of as in Cosimo of the Medici family". If the name has a "da", as in Leonardo da vinci, it means "from"; as in Leonardo from Vinci.

this could all be wrong but that is how I recall it. It is my truth.
Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020


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I always wondered about that. I supposed it was just Italian being a Romance language, i.e., they all meant "of" but the form was different depending on the function of the preposition's object in the sentence. This makes more sense.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 10:10 AM (Ejm1K)

234 Ken Starr and Allan Dershowitz are part of the the Trump Impeachment Defense Team

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 10:09 AM (wiXsO)

for some reason would pick Dershowitz if i had to choose among the two.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 10:10 AM (n13/j)

235 Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)


We're going to need a bigger butterfly.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2020 10:10 AM (kUmUV)

236 Brian Stelter as a 9 year old at Halloween?

Posted by: Sponge at January 17, 2020 10:11 AM (Zz0t1)

237 Whoo Hoooo

Spring Break!!! YOLO!!!!


...Nano Morgante...

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 10:11 AM (vd8XM)

238 238 Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)

We're going to need a bigger butterfly.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2020 10:10 AM (kUmUV)

Mothra.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:11 AM (NWiLs)

239 i. Can't. Even.
CBD, do you hate us?

Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2020 10:12 AM (Rbu5d)

240 The reason he's pictured with birds is that Nano was allowed to hunt, but only birds. Larger animals could only be hunted by his patrons, the Nobility. (not a joke)

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (Kpl3J)

241 Was there a special short stump for chopping off the head of dwarfs?

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (JFO2v)

242 Yes, I'm sure you're wondering how I would know this. My freshman dorm had open bay barracks style showers. I was not expecting that.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (NWiLs)

243
@drawandstrike
RussiaGate Was Fake! SpyGate Is Real!
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
23m
"He is participating in this impeachment trial to defend the integrity of the Constitution and to prevent the creation of a dangerous constitutional precedent." 3/3 on Dershowitz
RussiaGate Was Fake! SpyGate Is Real!
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT
24m
"While Professor Dershowitz is non partisan when it comes to the constitution-he opposed the impeachment of President Bill Clinton and voted for Hillary Clinton
he believes the issues at stake go to the heart of our enduring Constitution." 2/
RussiaGate Was Fake! SpyGate Is Real!
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT

Team will also include Dershowitz. Statement from a team spokesman
"Professor Dershowitz will present oral arguments at the Senate trial to address the constitutional arguments against impeachment and removal." 1/
RussiaGate Was Fake! SpyGate Is Real!
Maggie Haberman @maggieNYT

NEWS - with Cipollone and Sekulow as lead lawyers, Trump impeachment team to include Ken Starr and Robert Ray, former independent counsel lawyers, per person familiar with the plan.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (BqBId)

244 Blue Jays are thought to be loud and have no fear. Perfect for a Jester.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:11 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++++
If this were the case, Toronto would have a much better overall record...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (I2dne)

245 Dersh will probably plug his book during the trial

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (rpxSz)

246 242 Blue Jays are thought to be loud and have no fear.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:11 AM (JFO2v)

Except for the Yankees.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (sm6Pk)

247 Insomniac I see that guy still rings a bell with you ????

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (5IHGB)

248 Was there a special short stump for chopping off the head of dwarfs?
Posted by: rhennigantx

They would use a mohel, with a bigger knife

Posted by: Bruce at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (vd8XM)

249 From the sidebar, the story about the obese chick who got dissed by Jillian Michaels:

Oh Lord, protect my eyes.

When upbraided about her comments, Jillian should have just said, "Get over it. Any sane person looking at her would say, 'Diet and exercise. Now.' "

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (Ejm1K)

250 246 Yes, I'm sure you're wondering how I would know this. My freshman dorm had open bay barracks style showers. I was not expecting that.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:13 AM (NWiLs)

Insom no quote unquote explanation needed. What happens in college...

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (JFO2v)

251 Apparently they captured a biggie in Iraq:

Holy smokes that is a biggun! I'd hate to be on his maintenance payroll.

Posted by: DanMan at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (XTiHL)

252 I think this tops the old naked fat dude sitting on a stool painting.

Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:15 AM (xA3Xo)

253 251 Insomniac I see that guy still rings a bell with you ????


Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (5IHGB)

Heh. It's just something that you can't forget.

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:15 AM (NWiLs)

254 I call this: Waffle House Manager and Owl

Posted by: Billy at January 17, 2020 10:15 AM (S9U/P)

255 {{{{Northernlurker}}}}

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 10:15 AM (wiXsO)

256 What the hell is that up there^^^^?????

Posted by: lin-duh at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (8yZ+3)

257 255 Apparently they captured a biggie in Iraq:

Holy smokes that is a biggun! I'd hate to be on his maintenance payroll.
Posted by: DanMan at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM (XTiHL)

He has not seen his dick this millennium.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (JFO2v)

258 LMAO at the butterfly on his wienie.

Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (xA3Xo)

259 Still better than a Star Wars post.
Posted by: dagny at January 17, 2020 09:41 AM (nRWPy)


**fistbump**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (Ki5SV)

260 1
Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.

So sad and grouchy I am.

The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.

The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM
my condolences and best wishes sir. I wont offer advice because I just don't have it. But only this, drive on!

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (n13/j)

261 See...this is what happens when dick blings bling.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at January 17, 2020 10:17 AM (WmJSv)

262 I wonder if the President has to pay for his own defense in an impeachment.

Posted by: WitchDoktor, as if anyone gives a shit at January 17, 2020 10:17 AM (C+We0)

263 Knew a guy like that once. He was maybe 5'5" and packing a footlong.
Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:03 AM (NWiLs)


That was you?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 10:17 AM (Ki5SV)

264
I was just reading, Meggie Sparkles and Prince Carrot Top have a hit a snag with their "move to Canada". There is a backlash.

Canada is sort of a "virtual monarchy". They don't want any "senior royals" living on Canadian territory.

The idea of virtual monarchy is rule by the royals in theory, but not in practice. If a royal moves on their territory, then that fiction becomes a problem.

Or something. So, Meggie may not be welcome back.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 10:17 AM (rCwaK)

265 LMAO at the butterfly on his wienie.
Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (xA3Xo)
*************
I'm seeing an upside down hummingbird, but then again I may have gone blind enlarging it.

Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 10:18 AM (wiXsO)

266 269 LMAO at the butterfly on his wienie.
Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:16 AM (xA3Xo)
*************
I'm seeing an upside down hummingbird, but then again I may have gone blind enlarging it.
Posted by: redridinghood at January 17, 2020 10:18 AM (wiXsO)

That's what happens when you don't leave that thing alone...

Posted by: Insomniac - Ex Cineribus Resurgo at January 17, 2020 10:18 AM (NWiLs)

267 Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM
*******
You are in my Thoughts & Prayers!!! It gets easier , But it is never easy

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 17, 2020 10:18 AM (BqBId)

268 It's quite convenient for the subject and artist that a bird just happened to fly past the right spot at exactly the right time.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at January 17, 2020 10:18 AM (umLu9)

269 Just listened to this clip on Milwaukee radio.

Wow. One more data point why the DNC should be freaking out about Trumps outreach to the AA community.

https://tinyurl.com/ucnr5ve

Posted by: WisRich at January 17, 2020 10:18 AM (G0vdT)

270 **two swallowtail butterflies cover his genitals**

"Swallowtail," LOL

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at January 17, 2020 10:19 AM (BeYX8)

271 @AlanDersh

STATEMENT REGARDING PROFESSOR DERSHOWITZ'S ROLE IN THE SENATE TRIAL -

Professor Dershowitz will present oral arguments at the Senate trial to address the constitutional arguments against impeachment and removal. (1of 2)

(2 of 3) While Professor Dershowitz is non partisan when it comes to the constitution - he opposed the impeachment of President Bill Clinton and voted for Hillary Clinton - he believes the issues at stake go to the heart of our enduring Constitution.

(3of 3) He is participating in this impeachment trial to defend the integrity of the Constitution and to prevent the creation of a dangerous constitutional precedent.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 10:19 AM (cF8AT)

272 The blue jay is trying to Nano's signs but the woodcock is blocking him

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:20 AM (rpxSz)

273 Is that a SC gamecock ??

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:20 AM (rpxSz)

274 Butterflies are metaphors for transformation. Just sayin....

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 10:20 AM (X/aS0)

275 Make me think of Bad Santa

I'm talking about 150 of these little motherf***ers all over the sidewalk out there. Holding pickett signs and using bullhorns and shit like that.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:21 AM (JFO2v)

276 Artist was going to paint the Paolo, but didn't know how to paint a condor.

Posted by: Roy at January 17, 2020 10:21 AM (+nMVj)

277 I'm just sayin' . . .

I mean . . .

DUDE, you could have posted "Venus, Cupid, Folly and Time" !!!!!

Posted by: Kindltot at January 17, 2020 10:21 AM (6rS3m)

278 Northernlurker - been there Buddy. I feel for you.

I won't say it gets easier, but it does get somewhat better, if that makes any sense.

Hang in there.

Posted by: Tonypete at January 17, 2020 10:22 AM (Y4EXg)

279 @269 redridinghood-you know I believe you are correct. I put on my 2.75 reading glasses and expanded the pic on my phone. It sure as hell is an upside down hummingbird! People are wondering what the hell I'm looking at on my phone too.

Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:22 AM (xA3Xo)

280 Replying to @drawandstrike
This is Harlem Globetrotters v. the Washington Generals.

Posted by: Ghost of Qassem Soleimani at January 17, 2020 10:22 AM (BqBId)

281 Alan Dershowitz has principles.

There will be some people in that room that will react like a vampire to crucifix.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:22 AM (Boy/L)

282 ho lee fuk

But the same statistic from Trumps Tuesday night rally in Wisconsin can only be described as staggering. 57.8% of registrants identified as either Democratic or Independent.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)

283 136


I would advise against an image search of Nano Morgante. One will find examples such as this:



Think naked Tater riding a turtle which is throwing up in a toilet.



https://preview.tinyurl.com/w9go2ed



He was a court dwarf.



Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at January 17, 2020 09:46 AM (rCwaK)


Saw this in Florence a couple of years ago. It is huge and out of place.

https://tinyurl.com/sc4d45c

Posted by: NOT THAT GUY at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (ZDSdL)

284 That's an unladen swallow. Sometimes called a dinglebird.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (xfb67)

285 Wait. That's a butterfly and not a hummingbird?

Let me make an small adjustment:


The portrait of Oscar McFly
He was odd, though not a bad guy
The big paradox?
He's strong as an ox
But he's hung like a Monarch butterfly!

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (m45I2)

286 Insomniac I see that guy still rings a bell with you ????

Posted by: saf at January 17, 2020 10:14 AM


Sounds like he could certainly ring a bell with something.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (ejd/p)

287 ho lee fuk

But the same statistic from Trumps Tuesday night rally in Wisconsin can only be described as staggering. 57.8% of registrants identified as either Democratic or Independent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++
Even half of that group was lying, it's a staggering figure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 10:24 AM (I2dne)

288 Got up.
Popped on the thread.
WTF!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?

What kind of sicko dwarf bird porn is this!?!?!?!

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 10:24 AM (QMwOT)

289 Is that a swallow covering his nether regions? NTTAWWT.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 10:24 AM (WqPYg)

290 There are good people here. Thanks for the support.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:24 AM (Uu+Jp)

291 CBD with the Rick-roll.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at January 17, 2020 10:25 AM (E6qr6)

292 >>I was just reading, Meggie Sparkles and Prince Carrot Top have a hit a snag with their "move to Canada". There is a backlash.


Another snag of sorts: Meghan hadn't yet finished the process of becoming a British citizen and it's in jeopardy now that she's fled the country and said she will never live there again.

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2020 10:25 AM (bDqIh)

293 Who hacked into Nadler's baby pictures?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 10:25 AM (QMwOT)

294 I think I can understand why this was painted - first, imagine the Court of the Medici's, the richest and most powerful family in Italy at the height of the renaissance; and then recall how every artist in Italy was working to paint the most Beautiful this, the most Beautiful that, they would have been trooping through the door daily. So here comes Bronzino, and he says "ha! I'm going to paint you a grotesque!" PLUS it's of a guy who all the Medici's knew and loved. I think everyone in that court would have thought it was hilarious, and Bronzino would have been well rewarded.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:26 AM (Kpl3J)

295 CBD, I promised not to quote rickl again, just as you requested. Why are you torturing me with this?

Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2020 10:26 AM (XxJt1)

296 This is a link to the portrait details, very interesting because this portrait has been restored from 19 century reworking.

https://www.uffizi.it/en/magazine/nano-morgante-pittiEN

Posted by: Kathy Todd at January 17, 2020 10:26 AM (w2Vta)

297 215 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM (Uu+Jp)

May her memory be eternal, sir.
You are in my prayers today.

Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2020 10:26 AM (Rbu5d)

298 Nano had his membership to the sexual elite suspended.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (qcIWB)

299 I guess the standard issue fig leaf walked away in protest.

I don't get it. Somethings definitely missing. Like a blowtorch.

Posted by: Matthew Slater at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (kk8TL)

300 Northernlurker,

Of one thing I am certain, she would not want you to be sad only happy.

Remember your good times. I'm sure you won't run out.

As for being lonely, I'll give you a conversation starter: CBD, insane lunatic or dwarf fetish perv?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (Boy/L)

301 If I was ever to be painted in the nude, I would have a pterodactyl covering my junk.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (xfb67)

302 gangsta chain on dwarf

https://tinyurl.com/rgtbmjz

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (JFO2v)

303 Yoko > Nano, IMO.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (zLBEo)

304 Damn . . . gonna be hitting the sauce early this morning after seeing that pic.

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 10:28 AM (QMwOT)

305 Nadler's first baby pic.

Beat me to it by a wide margin. Big Zipper is a real piece of work.

Posted by: Concerned People's Front, Unbanned Chapter at January 17, 2020 10:28 AM (vGJY7)

306 291 ho lee fuk

But the same statistic from Trumps Tuesday night rally in Wisconsin can only be described as staggering. 57.8% of registrants identified as either Democratic or Independent.
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:23 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++
Even half of that group was lying, it's a staggering figure.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 10:24 AM (I2dne)
-----------

Impressive number but keep in mind that WI has open primaries; no need to register as D or R.

I'm considered an "Indy" and never voted for a Dem in my life except for Sheriff Clark.

Posted by: WisRich at January 17, 2020 10:28 AM (G0vdT)

307 In the early 70's , I would go to England and France and buy paintings and carvings af putti for nothing. No one wanted them over there.

I just took chance on some

when I unloaded my container in Dallas, they sold instantly

didn't even get them in my shop

I still have a pair of putti hanging in my workshop

they just wouldn't look good in Casa REDACTED

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:29 AM (rpxSz)

308 293 Is that a swallow covering his nether regions? NTTAWWT.
Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 10:24 AM (WqPYg)

Eagle=power
Dove=love
Swallow=true love

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:29 AM (JFO2v)

309 283 @269 redridinghood-you know I believe you are correct. I put on my 2.75 reading glasses and expanded the pic on my phone. It sure as hell is an upside down hummingbird! People are wondering what the hell I'm looking at on my phone too.
Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:22 AM (xA3Xo)

It's a swallowtail butterfly. what looks like a beak is actually the back parts of the butterfly wings.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:29 AM (Kpl3J)

310 Morgante from Organte.

Nano, Nano.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (sm6Pk)

311 That is one hairless fatboy.

Are we sure he's Italian?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (xfb67)

312 Dersh's opening statement will be epic.

Voted for Hillary, lifelong Dem, constitutional scholar...

Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (NSFCQ)

313 @289 Muldoon-oh good grief now I see the body of the butterfly. I really hope people around me can't see that I've spent ten minutes looking at what's on a midgets pecker.

Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (xA3Xo)

314 Thank dog I haven't read J.J. yet. (Been battling the fire since 0600, thanks to a load of green wood.) Think I'll wander down below. I got nuthin' here.

Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (XxJt1)

315 As for being lonely, I'll give you a conversation starter: CBD, insane lunatic or dwarf fetish perv?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:27 AM (Boy/L)


There's a difference?

Posted by: The Man from Athens at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (QMwOT)

316 Impressive number but keep in mind that WI has open primaries; no need to register as D or R.

I'm considered an "Indy" and never voted for a Dem in my life except for Sheriff Clark.
Posted by: WisRich at January 17, 2020 10:28 AM (G0vdT)
+++++++++++++++
Right, so a lot of independents who are probably Republicans and thus it is less important.

On the plus side, though, there is no Republican primary this year so it leaves plenty of opportunity for hijinks on the Dem side...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (I2dne)

317 {{northernlurker}}. Nothing I can say will make it better except that you have us.. if that helps.. even a little? Tiny bit?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (dUJdY)

318 Don't look now kids, but by my count, 8 of the last 10 comments were about the art and we're in the 300's.

CBD's 100 comment rule has sunk in subliminally.

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (m45I2)

319 Swallow=true love

If that just sits there, I don't know you people anymore.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (Boy/L)

320 Eagle=power
Dove=love
Swallow=true love
Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:29 AM (JFO2v)
+++++++++++++
Spitter=quitter

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 10:31 AM (I2dne)

321 That guy has a mustache!!!

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2020 10:31 AM (aS1PU)

322 In 16th century Florence the reaction was astonishment over this painting. That's when "What the hell?!?!" was invented. Yet another Florentine accomplishment.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:31 AM (NVYyb)

323 322 Don't look now kids, but by my count, 8 of the last 10 comments were about the art and we're in the 300's.

CBD's 100 comment rule has sunk in subliminally.
Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (m45I2)

plus, it's hard to ignore the naked dwarf in the room.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J)

324 It's too bad this mustachioed kid isn't wearing a cheese head. Then the whole thing would make more sense to me.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:33 AM (NVYyb)

325 do not stick dick in...

https://tinyurl.com/vdc8agk

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:33 AM (JFO2v)

326 Maybe he's an alpaca like that commie squad chick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (xfb67)

327 This was the painting his parents had done when he finally graduated from college, at age 30.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (NVYyb)

328 Northern Lurker, don't think about Mrs. L being gone. Think about all the wonderful years you had with her. That's what keeps me going.
Hugs to you. And don't forget...as long as someone remembers us we truly do not die. She's there.

Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (XxJt1)

329 Okay, I have never been in a Civil War before. How does this all work?
---
Well, someone has to bring potato salad ...

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (az3rG)

330 I've spent ten minutes looking at what's on a midgets pecker.
Posted by: JROD


*****

My first impression on a cursory glance was hummingbird. Looking now, what I thought was the beak is the long portion at the rear of the butterfly's wings. But as my family loves to say, "I don't look as good as I used to."

Posted by: Muldoon at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (m45I2)

331 plus, it's hard to ignore the naked dwarf in the room.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:31 AM (Kpl3J


Why is it I keep seeing the owl as an electric drill set in reverse and lots of shelves in the background.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (kUmUV)

332 Paul Muni day on TCM. A couple of good, lesser known films as well as than 'Good Earth", etc.

Bordertown- features an early Bette Davis as a scheming bitch (I know- shocker)
and
Angel on My Shoulder- he plays a double role, and has the great Claude Raines as his devil boss.

For any not familiar with him, Muni was sort of the Tom Hanks of his day (or vice versa). Well know for playing historical characters. The son of Hungarian actors, he made his mark in Yiddish theater, before switching to Broadway and film.

One of my favorites.

Posted by: sal at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (bo8pf)

333 obvious photoshop is obvious

Posted by: Anachronda at January 17, 2020 10:35 AM (sGtp+)

334 Some kids grow up warriors, others grow up to be artists. Bronzino was still finding his way when this thing was created.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:35 AM (NVYyb)

335 318 Thank dog I haven't read J.J. yet. (Been battling the fire since 0600, thanks to a load of green wood.) Think I'll wander down below. I got nuthin' here.
Posted by: creeper at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (XxJt1)

It's very depressing.
Even more depressing than the Art Thread.
You have been warned.

Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2020 10:35 AM (Rbu5d)

336 321 {{northernlurker}}. Nothing I can say will make it better except that you have us.. if that helps.. even a little? Tiny bit?
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (dUJdY)

It does help a little, well maybe more than that.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:35 AM (Uu+Jp)

337 I'm a grower not a shower !!

Posted by: Nano at January 17, 2020 10:35 AM (qcIWB)

338 Okay, I have never been in a Civil War before. How does this all work?

I think we have to move the capital to Montgomery first. Because there is nothing like trading DC August swamp ass for Alabama August swamp ass.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (Boy/L)

339 >>> Yoko > Nano, IMO.
Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg


Sure, it's bad. But let's not get crazy.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (TzOaz)

340 331 This was the painting his parents had done when he finally graduated from college, at age 30.
Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:34 AM (NVYyb)

He majored in Short Story Literature and Bantam Chicken Breeding.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (JFO2v)

341 Dude reminds me of actor Michael Badalucco, probably best known as the character Jimmy Berluti on the TV series "The Practice" back in the day.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (WqPYg)

342 320 On the plus side, though, there is no Republican primary this year so it leaves plenty of opportunity for hijinks on the Dem side...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) (I2dne) at January 17, 2020 10:30 AM (I2dne)

===========

Who should I vote for in the SC primary?

I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (q80AH)

343 Did that guy just flip the bird at me?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (xfb67)

344 One thing I noticed is the kid has ginormous feet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:37 AM (NVYyb)

345 Hmm, someone on FB is selling an Instant Pot for $60. I'm tempted.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:37 AM (dUJdY)

346 Who should I vote for in the SC primary?

I'm open to suggestions.


Scoop Jackson

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:37 AM (Boy/L)

347 That's a no comma man baby!

Posted by: Horus Hearsay at January 17, 2020 10:37 AM (DB16e)

348 WHY!!! WHYYY!!!!!!!

/Nancy Kerrigan...

What ever did we do to deserve this....

*flails around for eye bleach.*

Posted by: SturmToddler at January 17, 2020 10:38 AM (8D42x)

349 So the big feet big hands big.. is a myth?

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:38 AM (qcIWB)

350 So which democrat has this painting in their living room?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at January 17, 2020 10:38 AM (xfb67)

351 Not mentioned is that painting is from "The Collection Of Yoko Ono"

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:38 AM (NVYyb)

352 349 Hmm, someone on FB is selling an Instant Pot for $60. I'm tempted.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:37 AM (dUJdY)

Add water and you're high.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:38 AM (Uu+Jp)

353 337
obvious photoshop is obvious


Posted by: Anachronda at January 17, 2020 10:35 AM (sGtp+)

________


snopes.com rates this as "mostly true."

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 10:39 AM (WqPYg)

354 349 Hmm, someone on FB is selling an Instant Pot for $60. I'm tempted.
Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:37 AM (dUJdY)

Jewells, I get a lot if use out of my instant pot. I like it. Go for it.

Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2020 10:39 AM (Rbu5d)

355 Quien es mas macho?

Mustachioed baby midget o Ottoman man?

Posted by: DR.WTF at January 17, 2020 10:39 AM (aS1PU)

356 All three major stock indexes trading at record levels.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:39 AM (Boy/L)

357 Lucien Freud slinks from the room, realizing he can never really compete.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:39 AM (NVYyb)

358 Vote Bernie in the primary.


I'm doing it in our caucus.

Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2020 10:39 AM (NSFCQ)

359 Who should I vote for in the SC primary?

I'm open to suggestions.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:36 AM (q80AH)

Mark Sanford....oh...wait a minute.

Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2020 10:40 AM (X/Pw5)

360 Analpundit said Collins couldn't possibly change her mind now that she has stated that shes likely to want witnesses

wrong again, fluffer

now shes say she has been misunderstood

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:40 AM (rpxSz)

361 So which democrat has this painting in their living room?

Swallwell

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:40 AM (Boy/L)

362 Nano Nano.

Podesta called. Wants his painting back. It hides an ugly stain.

Posted by: klaftern at January 17, 2020 10:40 AM (RuIsu)

363 ON TOPIC WITH THE "ART"

"YouPorn offered Meghan Markle job as director of special initiatives"

https://twitter.com/votermom/status/1218195368875319297

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 17, 2020 10:40 AM (G546f)

364 now shes say she has been misunderstood

Cross Angry War Turtle at your peril.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:41 AM (Boy/L)

365 Bronzino was a tortured man, with pedo tendencies he fought by painting mustaches on his cache of little kid porn paintings.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:41 AM (NVYyb)

366 btw the upside down hummingbird is an interesting choice

Posted by: vmom 2020 at January 17, 2020 10:41 AM (G546f)

367 Jewells45 is selling butterfly pubic tunics now?

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2020 10:41 AM (1CjJc)

368 Yeah, I was thinking Warren, but then she began to fade.

Looks like I'll have to go with Bernie.

He's the only true progressive choice.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (q80AH)

369 Why not paint a woodpecker over his nether-regions --- too on-the-nose?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (bDqIh)

370 Is this some kind of sick joke?

Posted by: Eisenhorn at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (uGHnY)

371 368 now shes say she has been misunderstood

Cross Angry War Turtle at your peril.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:41 AM (Boy/L)

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But the Senate is definitely going to convict.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (q80AH)

372 Jewells, I get a lot if use out of my instant pot. I like it. Go for it.

Claims it's only been used once and shows it with the manual. Only worry? If it's defective and she's a bitch and I'm out $60. At least in the store if it's defective I can take it back. Can you tell I don't trust people? lol.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (dUJdY)

373 this story has me lost!

GPS reception may be unavailable or unreliable over a large portion of the southeastern states and the Caribbean during offshore military exercises scheduled between January 16 and 24.

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (JFO2v)

374 Greta Thunberg prom date

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (Ywyua)

375 Jewells45 is selling butterfly pubic tunics now?

Nah... doesn't have enough bling.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:43 AM (dUJdY)

376 I have another tab open for AOSHQ, and keep refreshing, hoping to see a punk chimp or gorilla scholar...
Nope.
I need another up of coffee.

Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2020 10:43 AM (Rbu5d)

377 380 I have another tab open for AOSHQ, and keep refreshing, hoping to see a punk chimp or gorilla scholar...
Nope.
I need another up of coffee.
Posted by: Flyover at January 17, 2020 10:43 AM (Rbu5d)

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11:15

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:44 AM (q80AH)

378 Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (bDqIh)

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Count yourself lucky he didn't use a peacock.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:44 AM (NVYyb)

379 Greta Thunberg prom date

Can you imagine enduring THAT?

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:44 AM (Boy/L)

380 Those tree stumps.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 10:44 AM (X/aS0)

381 Thunberg prom date is a mirror.

Posted by: klaftern at January 17, 2020 10:45 AM (RuIsu)

382 I did not see what the big deal about what Collin said was. She said she was open to witnesses at the proper time, and that she voted to have witnesses during the Clinton impeachment.

She never said she was going to demand witnesses or anything. I actually think people did misunderstand her.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 17, 2020 10:45 AM (JRaU+)

383 >>Count yourself lucky he didn't use a peacock.

Or a blue footed booby?

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (bDqIh)

384 385 Thunberg prom date is a mirror.
Posted by: klaftern at January 17, 2020 10:45 AM (RuIsu)

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Spoiler:

Thunberg is actually her father in drag.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (q80AH)

385 Ya'll...we're saved.

Eminem surprise album targets gun laws

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (Boy/L)

386 Men of his stature are in short supply.

Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (DBGf/)

387 2 Nadler's first baby pic.
Posted by: BignJames at January 17, 2020 09:31 AM (X/Pw5)
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I snoozed, I lost. #2 on the list. Good show!!!!
I'm always late to the party

Posted by: Groundhog at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (VYwSh)

388 If NGU is here, I see that Dershowitz has been added to Trump's defense team. His Epstein connection must not be an issue. I think he's a good addition.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (qcIWB)

389 I think we have to move the capital to Montgomery first. Because there is nothing like trading DC August swamp ass for Alabama August swamp ass.

Amusingly, Alabama's first state capital was Cahaba, a place so subject to flooding and swamp ass that they moved the capital to Montgomery. The town is abandoned now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM (NLQj5)

390 When I get through banging this woodcock, you're next Mr. Owl

Posted by: Nano at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM (rpxSz)

391
Jewells45 is selling butterfly pubic tunics now?

Nah... doesn't have enough bling.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:43 AM


you could always add some glitter...

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM (hx3Q8)

392 Aaagghh! I fire up AoSHQ first thing in the morning here and the first thing I see is an pudgy midget with a deformed penis.

I'll get you for this, CBD. If it's the last thing I do...

Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM (qlVRg)

393 >>Ya'll...we're saved.



Eminem surprise album targets gun laws
Out: Ima gangsta from tha hood!
In: Only police should have tha gunz, yo!

Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM (bDqIh)

394 232
wow , Starr and Ray on Trump's team

i wondered what ringo was up to lately.

Posted by: Anachronda at January 17, 2020 10:48 AM (sGtp+)

395 396 Aaagghh! I fire up AoSHQ first thing in the morning here and the first thing I see is an pudgy midget with a deformed penis.

I'll get you for this, CBD. If it's the last thing I do...
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM (qlVRg)

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You could start by getting us the monkey early.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:48 AM (q80AH)

396 Another morning art for the image filter!

Posted by: Chris M at January 17, 2020 10:48 AM (eAZVt)

397 Baron Vladimir Harkonnen as a 'ute, or one of his 'utes.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 17, 2020 10:48 AM (VYwSh)

398 392 If NGU is here, I see that Dershowitz has been added to Trump's defense team. His Epstein connection must not be an issue. I think he's a good addition.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (qcIWB)

Dershowitz has written quite convincingly on why the Charges presented are Constitutional bullshit.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:49 AM (Kpl3J)

399 I've looked closer and that's not a real moth / butterfly cover his junk but rather dick decoration jewelry. If you look real close you can see a little bit of glitter too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:49 AM (qcIWB)

400 Matt Rhule, new coach of the Carolina Panthers.

My nephew was on one of his college teams.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 17, 2020 10:50 AM (VYwSh)

401 Marshall Mathers:

So it is written, so it be done and $%(Z.

Posted by: klaftern at January 17, 2020 10:50 AM (RuIsu)

402 Spoiler:

Thunberg is actually her father in drag.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (q80AH)

How dare you! You've stolen my childhood that I've stolen.

Posted by: Greta's Father at January 17, 2020 10:50 AM (1CjJc)

403 Seems like the role of Dershowitz will be to lay out the constitutional case, and since he is both a bona fide liberal and constitutional expert, he will hope to provide grounds for the squishy 10 or so senators in the middle to quickly acquit.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 17, 2020 10:50 AM (JRaU+)

404 Thankfully, the Medici family reacted to this by hiring different artists thereafter.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:51 AM (NVYyb)

405 Can you tell I don't trust people? lol.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (dUJdY)


{{{Jewells}}}

You are wise beyond your years!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 10:51 AM (BiNEL)

406 @realDonaldTrump

They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy...

....Joe Biden, and Bernie is shut out again. Very unfair, but that's the way the Democrats play the game. Anyway, it's a lot of fun to watch!

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 10:51 AM (cF8AT)

407 Tataglia's a pimp, it was Bronzino all along.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 10:51 AM (wzVKm)

408 I bought a "after Hondecoeter" once

It was the standard Hondecoeter theme, a lot of birds at a pond

but it had a peacock in it.

had a helluva time selling it

people thought peacocks brought bad kuck

Posted by: Nano at January 17, 2020 10:51 AM (rpxSz)

409 Speaking of little people, wikipedia reports that Herve Villechaize lived a life of constant pain because his internal organs were too large for his abdomen. And the pain was why he finally shot himself.

Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (Bs26G)

410 @396 Oregonmuse-I just clicked back to AoS and the naked midget is still here, tried to click comments as fast as I could but clicked the toenail fungus removal advertisement on accident. What an art thread this has been.

Posted by: JROD at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (xA3Xo)

411 I've looked closer and that's not a real moth / butterfly cover his junk but rather dick decoration jewelry. If you look real close you can see a little bit of glitter too.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth


I'll take your word for it. I don't have your apparent intense interest in teh subject.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
No, we don't have squirrel Cylons, why do you ask
at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (Rvlwi)

412 410 @realDonaldTrump

They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to Sleepy...

....Joe Biden, and Bernie is shut out again. Very unfair, but that's the way the Democrats play the game. Anyway, it's a lot of fun to watch!
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 10:51 AM (cF8AT)

=========

Trump is a godsend. He really is.

Needle them!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (q80AH)

413 Watch the birdie....

Posted by: Shoeless Guy at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (3lTQb)

414 Today is the second anniversary of the day I lost my wife.
So sad and grouchy I am.
The stupid shit going on seems even stupider and shittier.
The good news is that I'll be fine in a day or two.
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at January 17, 2020 10:04 AM

I know it still hurts but give it time. Your memory of her is a fitting memorial. Plus the Horde's got your back.*




*Might not sound as supportive as I intended, to be sure.

Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

415 You know how AP was doing the faggy "just raising questions" thing to about saying Trump ordered a hit on the ambassador?

Yeah.

The left Twitter ain't dancing around it--they're flat-out saying it

But they're totally going to calm down when Trump wins in the Senate ....

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (az3rG)

416 you could always add some glitter...

too messy. I could add these press on jewel things I found at Hobby Lobby.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (dUJdY)

417 That crotch butterfly looks like a fish.

Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (COzlW)

418 If the Senate convicts

I will take ALL betting action this.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Boy/L)

419 Master stroke by Trump.

Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (NSFCQ)

420 Men of his stature are in short supply.

Posted by: JAS at January 17, 2020 10:46 AM (DBGf/)


You must not be this tall to be a court jester!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (BiNEL)

421 Aaagghh! I fire up AoSHQ first thing in the morning here and the first thing I see is an pudgy midget with a deformed penis.
Posted by: OregonMuse, AoSHQ Thought Leader, Pants Monitor & Austere Religious Scholar at January 17, 2020 10:47 AM


CBD is just following in your footsteps as a purveyor of fine 'ette entertainment, you know.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (vk+y5)

422 But the Senate is definitely going to convict.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:42 AM (q80AH)


Being the cynical, suspicious, chronically depressed alcoholic that I am, I will not trust those corrupt bastards until the actual vote. And perhaps not even then.

It wouldn't surprise me if the GOP found some arcane rule that allows them to acquit Trump and yet say there was "not enough evidence to convict" or some other weasel wording to stain him.

No, I don't trust anyone, why do you ask?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Ki5SV)

423 Seems like the role of Dershowitz will be to lay out the constitutional case, and since he is both a bona fide liberal and constitutional expert, he will hope to provide grounds for the squishy 10 or so senators in the middle to quickly acquit.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at January 17, 2020 10:50 AM (JRaU+)

I agree that since Dershowitz is not a Trump fan or a republican (Heaven forfend!) and is involved for purely Constitutional reasons, his presence helps Trump.

But he media will just slime Dershowitz too.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (CqE5x)

424 If you look real close you can see a little bit of glitter too.
Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:49 AM (qcIWB)

Kinkade wasn't available for young Stirewalt's sitting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (1CjJc)

425 419 You know how AP was doing the faggy "just raising questions" thing to about saying Trump ordered a hit on the ambassador?

Yeah.

The left Twitter ain't dancing around it--they're flat-out saying it

But they're totally going to calm down when Trump wins in the Senate ....
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (az3rG)

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I look forward to watching blue cities burn unhindered by the underfunded and unsupported police in the acquittal's wake.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (q80AH)

426 This painting is a crime against all that is Holy in this life and the next.

Also, Alan Dershowitz is on Trump's impeachment team.

Posted by: Sharkman at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (Ogiun)

427 Late to thread - has the reason for punishment been given?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (Aa5PP)

428 426
No, I don't trust anyone, why do you ask?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (Ki5SV)

==========

You should trust me.

Wanna watch a movie?

*palms copy of Prometheus*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (q80AH)

429 *snoopy dance*

Posted by: Nurse ratched at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (Cai3G)

430 413 Speaking of little people, wikipedia reports that Herve Villechaize lived a life of constant pain because his internal organs were too large for his abdomen. And the pain was why he finally shot himself.
Posted by: Jack Squat Bupkis at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (Bs26G)

so at the end of his life, he was saying "De Pain, De Pain!"???

ok I'm sorry I know that's not funny. I'm a bad, bad, man.

Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (Kpl3J)

431 421 That crotch butterfly looks like a fish.
Posted by: JuJuBee, just generally being shamey at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (COzlW)


was gonna use a cod but loxed out

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (rpxSz)

432 too messy. I could add these press on jewel things I found at Hobby Lobby.

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:53 AM (dUJdY)


Have you figured out an "acceptable" way to get the monocle affixed?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (BiNEL)

433 Bernie the Red should recuse himself from the impeachment then...

Posted by: Pliney at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (nzKWW)

434 The kind of boy I liked at Penn State. My name is Sandusky and prefer the husky.

Posted by: Jerry Sandusky at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (6VO15)

435 The left Twitter ain't dancing around it--they're flat-out saying it

There were more people chanting USA! as Trump and FLOTUS entered the Superdome on Monday that are engaged in anything on Twitter.

Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (Boy/L)

436 lol, not sure about wise Hrothgar but certainly a distrust of people I don't know. How the hell you all got me down to Texas is a wonder!

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (dUJdY)

437 431 Late to thread - has the reason for punishment been given?
Posted by: 2009Refugee at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (Aa5PP)


CBD was just showing off his new mirror

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (rpxSz)

438 Lizzo and kiddy pics of Brian Stelter??

Just what have we done to incur this wrath ACE??

Posted by: dananjcon at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (u6xw0)

439 439 The left Twitter ain't dancing around it--they're flat-out saying it

There were more people chanting USA! as Trump and FLOTUS entered the Superdome on Monday that are engaged in anything on Twitter.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at January 17, 2020 10:55 AM (Boy/L)

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Democrats listen to one and not the other.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (q80AH)

440 Florentine body positivity protest. He should be wearing a gold speedo though, if he had any hopes of making the sidebar.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (NVYyb)

441 I see Ted Kennedy

Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (PYdI2)

442 Wow. One more data point why the DNC should be freaking out about Trumps outreach to the AA community.

https://tinyurl.com/ucnr5ve

-
That guy is a racist!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (+y/Ru)

443 The hell?

Patton Oswalt?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Purveyor of Locally Sourced artisinal Hogwash at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (xPJvm)

444 Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM

Good one though.

Posted by: Sebastian Melmoth at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (qcIWB)

445 Bernie should demand Biden suspend his campaign during the trial.

Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (NSFCQ)

446 445 I see Ted Kennedy
Posted by: zeera BMGG - Books Make Great Gifts! at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (PYdI2)

==========

"all the time!"
-Sixth Sense kid

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (q80AH)

447 434 so at the end of his life, he was saying "De Pain, De Pain!"???

ok I'm sorry I know that's not funny. I'm a bad, bad, man.
Posted by: Tom Servo at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (Kpl3J)

I was wondering who was gonna be the one to go there.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (sm6Pk)

448 Have you figured out an "acceptable" way to get the monocle affixed?

Super glue?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (dUJdY)

449 But he media will just slime Dershowitz too.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (CqE5x)



Epstein, can you say Epstein?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (BiNEL)

450 >>They are rigging the election again against Bernie Sanders, just like
last time, only even more obviously. They are bringing him out of so
important Iowa in order that, as a Senator, he sit through the
Impeachment Hoax Trial. Crazy Nancy thereby gives the strong edge to
Sleepy...



....Joe Biden, and Bernie is shut out again. Very unfair, but that's
the way the Democrats play the game. Anyway, it's a lot of fun to
watch!

- - -

FINALLY we have someone who doesn't just fight back, but stirs up tension in the opposition.

He knows that Bernie supporters are violent creeps threatening to burn up cities when he doesn't get the nomination.


Posted by: Lizzy at January 17, 2020 10:57 AM (bDqIh)

451 *turns on big aip call single*

*sings to self*

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:57 AM (JFO2v)

452 Have you figured out an "acceptable" way to get the monocle affixed?

Super glue?

Posted by: Jewells45 at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (dUJdY)


My EMT-trained friend says "No!" and has emergency room evidence to support that position!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at January 17, 2020 10:58 AM (BiNEL)

453 bird on a spire

Posted by: REDACTED at January 17, 2020 10:58 AM (rpxSz)

454 Dersh has already been disowned by his class. No one on Martha's Vineyard will talk to him anymore.

He gives no fucks.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 10:58 AM (wzVKm)

455 I wonder what "Boss! Da plane! Da plane!" sounded like in 16th century Florentine dialect...

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 10:58 AM (NVYyb)

456 But he media will just slime Dershowitz too.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (CqE5x)


_________


They already have with the #MeToo and Epstein accusations. Dershowitz is persona non grata now on Martha's Vinyard and the Swamp Cocktail Party circuit.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 10:59 AM (WqPYg)

457 449 Bernie should demand Biden suspend his campaign during the trial.
Posted by: Ha at January 17, 2020 10:56 AM (NSFCQ)


Or insist that Biden and his kid be forced to provide testimony.

Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2020 10:59 AM (kUmUV)

458 signal not single

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 10:59 AM (JFO2v)

459 One holds the monocle in place with one's one eye.

Posted by: Jamie Gumm at January 17, 2020 11:00 AM (vk+y5)

460 Wtf?? We wanted a sexy man painting..this is not sexy. At all. Ever.
Posted by: IC

Now, don't hold back, IC, tell us how ya really feel !

Posted by: JT at January 17, 2020 11:00 AM (arJlL)

461 c`mon...that`s Cavuto

Posted by: jay marks at January 17, 2020 11:00 AM (9SGBP)

462 I assume this is a still from the butterfly channel on Pornhub.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at January 17, 2020 11:00 AM (+y/Ru)

463 You should trust me.

Wanna watch a movie?

*palms copy of Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (q80AH)


**squints eyes, fingers copy of Anus McGillicuddy**

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 11:01 AM (Ki5SV)

464 461 Or insist that Biden and his kid be forced to provide testimony.
Posted by: moon_over_vermont at January 17, 2020 10:59 AM (kUmUV)

"We refuse to vote for this!"

-Romney, Collins, Murkowski, and Blount

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:01 AM (sm6Pk)

465 young Stirewalt's sitting.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (1CjJc)

===========

Of course! Why didn't I see the resemblance? I had the same reaction to this painting as I do when Stirewalt is on screen, total revulsion and an urge to change the picture.

Posted by: Huck Follywood, mid-week breakfast drinking is not wrong! at January 17, 2020 11:01 AM (NVYyb)

466 Painting of Billy the Kid.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at January 17, 2020 11:01 AM (aKsyK)

467 467 You should trust me.

Wanna watch a movie?

*palms copy of Prometheus*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 10:54 AM (q80AH)

**squints eyes, fingers copy of Anus McGillicuddy**
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 11:01 AM (Ki5SV)

===========

I made it through Postal and survived.

I can take anything you got.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:02 AM (q80AH)

468 Achondroplastic with a flying slug on his dick.

Not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2020 11:02 AM (CPk08)

469 **squints eyes, fingers copy of Anus McGillicuddy**


My Dad used to call me Ignatz McGillicuddy and I never knew where it came from. How did you come up with that?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 11:03 AM (wzVKm)

470 Midget beastiality pron. Where is a squid, this needs tentacles.

Posted by: henry at January 17, 2020 11:03 AM (JMDly)

471 471 Not art.
Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2020 11:02 AM (CPk0

It's never art unless it has a sad fisherman going off to sea while his sad wife looks on.

Or one of Jesus' disciples.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:03 AM (sm6Pk)

472 I can take anything you got.


Swiss Army Man?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 11:04 AM (wzVKm)

473 Wow. That made me forget what I came here to say.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:04 AM (dNzKv)

474 474 I can take anything you got.


Swiss Army Man?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 11:04 AM (wzVKm)

=========

It was dumb and needlessly weird, but okay.

Have you seen the trailer for Guns Akimbo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw3wAAUhLLs

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (q80AH)

475 474 Swiss Army Man?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 11:04 AM (wzVKm)

Is that the one about the farting corpse?

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (sm6Pk)

476
It wouldn't surprise me if the GOP found some arcane rule that allows them to acquit Trump and yet say there was "not enough evidence to convict" or some other weasel wording to stain him. 
---
Have you forgotten Arlen Specter, "I will apply Scottish law: Not Proven"

You know Mitt has soiled four pair of underwear already in anticipation of doing that

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (az3rG)

477 Oh for Pete's sake.

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (TdMsT)

478 LSU team at WH...and here comes Trump.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (cF8AT)

479 It's never art unless it has a sad fisherman going off to sea while his sad wife looks on.


If the fisherman looks sad it's an act he's putting on for his wife. He loves being at sea.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (wzVKm)

480 477 You know Mitt has soiled four pair of underwear already in anticipation of doing that
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (az3rG)

Mitt wants his John McCain "Deranged Grin and Thumbs-Down" moment so badly.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (sm6Pk)

481 My only problem with this painting is that I have AoS open on another tab and nip over to it every few minutes to see if Gorilla Pundit has posted the Morning Rant yet. And each time I do, the face of Nano is . . . right . . . there.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (Ejm1K)

482 481
Mitt wants his John McCain "Deranged Grin and Thumbs-Down" moment so badly.
Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (sm6Pk)

==========

If only he had wanted to be president half as much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (q80AH)

483 Dwarf Tranny!

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (X/aS0)

484 Hey, there is this great smart military blog you need to see! Go to Ace.mu.nu. No, trust me, it isn't a gag. No wait, seriously, it is just the daily art thread. It usually isn't that creepy, well, not always. Trust me, come back later, it'll be great!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (dNzKv)

485 481 My only problem with this painting is that I have AoS open on another tab and nip over to it every few minutes to see if Gorilla Pundit has posted the Morning Rant yet. And each time I do, the face of Nano is . . . right . . . there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (Ejm1K)

WHO DIS? :

(Spoilers : Nano Morgante, and Nano Morgante)

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (sm6Pk)

486
Robert Reich takes it all off.

Posted by: Sphynx at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (rXie1)

487 So...the consensus is more of the same?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)

488 >>> LSU team at WH...and here comes Trump.
Posted by: Tami

Would love it if he would light up some cigars with them at the start.

Posted by: Howard Johnson at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (TzOaz)

489 487 So...the consensus is more of the same?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)

=========

Please.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (q80AH)

490 Refresh button, don't fail me now!

Posted by: Void Ark Client Stevens at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (uGHnY)

491 You know it's bad when even Glenn Beck is shitting all over Romney.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (sm6Pk)

492 Washington Examiner:

Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney lost support from Republicans and independents in his home state during the weeks after he called for witnesses in President Trump's Senate impeachment trial, a new poll shows.

The Morning Consult found support for Romney, 72, going down after he called for former national security adviser John Bolton to testify at Trump's impeachment trial, which began on Thursday.

The poll shows the senator's approval rating among Utah Republicans, from September through December of 2019, dropping 18%. Additionally, 9% of independents shifted to disapproving of Romney over the quarter.

https://tinyurl.com/w5fvzgp

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (cF8AT)

493 Nano Morgante was a forefather of Morganna, the Kissing Bandit.

Posted by: Count de Monet at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (q1Pj5)

494 Dershowitz, really? Could he have picked someone who wasn't one of Epstein's johns?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (dNzKv)

495 487 So...the consensus is more of the same?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)

Sure.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (sm6Pk)

496 The only thing that is slightly appealing in this painting is the owl and the other bird in the upper right hand corner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (WI7YS)

497 Worse than stool man?

Posted by: Golfman at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (3ls+w)

498 It wouldn't surprise me if the GOP found some arcane rule that allows them to acquit Trump and yet say there was "not enough evidence to convict" or some other weasel wording to stain him.
------------------------------------------------------------------

Maybe I'm naive, but I think the GOP is starting to grow a little teensy nit of spine. I think it's dawned on several of them that Trump--with 95% GOP approval--is good to have on your side.

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (CqE5x)

499 492 Washington Examiner:

Utah Republican Sen. Mitt Romney lost support from Republicans and independents in his home state during the weeks after he called for witnesses in President Trump's Senate impeachment trial, a new poll shows.

The Morning Consult found support for Romney, 72, going down after he called for former national security adviser John Bolton to testify at Trump's impeachment trial, which began on Thursday.

The poll shows the senator's approval rating among Utah Republicans, from September through December of 2019, dropping 18%. Additionally, 9% of independents shifted to disapproving of Romney over the quarter.

https://tinyurl.com/w5fvzgp
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (cF8AT)

=========

He's not going to run for re-election.

He's using his time in the Senate to make his mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (q80AH)

500
487 So...the consensus is more of the same?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)


Good grief, dear CBD...

Posted by: Ladyl at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (TdMsT)

501 487
So...the consensus is more of the same?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)

________


LOL.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (WqPYg)

502 487 So...the consensus is more of the same?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)

beatings continue=morale improved

Posted by: rhennigantx at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (JFO2v)

503 Dershowitz, really? Could he have picked someone who wasn't one of Epstein's johns?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (dNzKv

Why are you buying the Left's spin?

Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (CqE5x)

504 The poll shows the senator's approval rating among Utah Republicans, from September through December of 2019, dropping 18%. Additionally, 9% of independents shifted to disapproving of Romney over the quarter.

But muh principles are intact!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (dNzKv)

505 He's not going to run for re-election.

He's using his time in the Senate to make his mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (q80AH)

Skid mark.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (cF8AT)

506
*Might not sound as supportive as I intended, to be sure.
Posted by: joncelli, bludgeoning with a pouncing seize at January 17, 2020 10:52 AM (RD7QR)

It's all good.

Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (Uu+Jp)

507 505 He's not going to run for re-election.

He's using his time in the Senate to make his mark.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (q80AH)

Skid mark.
Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (cF8AT)

=========

Well, yeah.

But I guess it's better in his mind than the guy who intentionally lost to a weak incumbent.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:10 AM (q80AH)

508 Yes, make the art thread entertaining

Posted by: squirrelly dan at January 17, 2020 11:10 AM (X/aS0)

509 I take it everybody wants an early Monkey today?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 17, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)

510 491
You know it's bad when even Glenn Beck is shitting all over Romney.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:08 AM (sm6Pk)

________


Please tell me that's literally and not figuratively.

Posted by: ShainS, Club Gulag > Club Gitmo at January 17, 2020 11:10 AM (WqPYg)

511 471
471 Not art.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2020 11:02 AM (CPk0



It's never art unless it has a sad fisherman going off to sea while his sad wife looks on.



Or one of Jesus' disciples.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:03 AM (sm6Pk)

Art always has trees in it. That's the important thing. If it doesn't show trees it isn't art.
Cabins are nice too.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2020 11:10 AM (CPk08)

512 509 I take it everybody wants an early Monkey today?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 17, 2020 11:10 AM (HaL55)

I'm almost hoping that OM swerves everyone with another ugly dwarf.

Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:11 AM (sm6Pk)

513 My Dad used to call me Ignatz McGillicuddy and I never knew where it came from. How did you come up with that?
Posted by: Bandersnatch at January 17, 2020 11:03 AM (wzVKm)


It's a horrible movie - probably one of the worst ever made.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at January 17, 2020 11:11 AM (Ki5SV)

514 So...the consensus is more of the same?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)

beatings continue=morale improved
Posted by: rhennigantx

Thank you sir, may I have another!

Posted by: K. Bacon at January 17, 2020 11:11 AM (TzOaz)

515
Why are you buying the Left's spin?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (CqE5x)


Dershowitz has been tied up in the Epstein thing from the beginning. And not in a "There is a picture of Epstein at mar-a-lago " kind of way either.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:11 AM (dNzKv)

516 I take it everybody wants an early Monkey today?
Posted by: BackwardsBoy

--

Only if it is a dwarf, naked monkey.


With birds.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at January 17, 2020 11:12 AM (YslsA)

517 Noodus simianus major

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius at January 17, 2020 11:12 AM (Ejm1K)

518
487

So...the consensus is more of the same?



Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at January 17, 2020 11:07 AM (yeVok)



Could use some trees. And maybe a white ottoman.

Posted by: Alcoholic Asshole Shut In at January 17, 2020 11:12 AM (CPk08)

519 He's not going to run for re-election.



He's using his time in the Senate to make his mark.


Meh, so much for doing "the will of the people," eh? It's right around here that a recall would come in handy. Let's say a candidate lies his or her ass off in order to get elected then pulls some imbecilic stunt like this which plays right into the hand of our domestic political enemies, the Progressive Democrats.

Why be stuck with a lying POS like that for the remainder of his term? Boot his ass out and get somebody in there who wont lie to the people.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. #DemocratsSuck at January 17, 2020 11:14 AM (HaL55)

520 I don't know how contract law worked in the 1500's but if I was Nano Morgante I would have demanded my money back.

Posted by: lowandslow at January 17, 2020 11:14 AM (4thlk)

521 N00d!

Posted by: Billy C. at January 17, 2020 11:16 AM (MESP6)

522 If the Senate convicts there will be blood.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 17, 2020 11:16 AM (CLteG)

523
If the Senate convicts there will be blood.

Posted by: Balrog of Morgoth at January 17, 2020 11:16 AM


If the Senate acquits there will be blood.

Posted by: AltonJackson at January 17, 2020 11:17 AM (9C0cu)

524 482 481
Mitt wants his John McCain "Deranged Grin and Thumbs-Down" moment so badly.
Posted by: Allie at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (sm6Pk)

==========

If only he had wanted to be president half as much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, 003 with a License to Kill at January 17, 2020 11:06 AM (q80AH)

--------
But he will do the Thumbs Down sadly and with a heavy heart. Then he'll go out into the hallway and do high fives with the Dems.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 17, 2020 11:19 AM (VYwSh)

525 515
Why are you buying the Left's spin?
Posted by: JoeF. at January 17, 2020 11:09 AM (CqE5x)


Dershowitz has been tied up in the Epstein thing from the beginning. And not in a "There is a picture of Epstein at mar-a-lago " kind of way either.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at January 17, 2020 11:11 AM (dNzKv)

----------------------
Then he pulls the cord on his bomb vest right after saying "I saw Bill Clinton and Kevin Spacey in the buffet line, with Bill doing a reach around". Boom.

Posted by: Groundhog at January 17, 2020 11:23 AM (VYwSh)

526
LSU team at WH...and here comes Trump.

Posted by: Tami at January 17, 2020 11:05 AM (cF8AT)

thanks for the tip.

Posted by: Quint at January 17, 2020 11:24 AM (n13/j)

527 looks like patton oswalt

Posted by: Neghul at January 17, 2020 11:24 AM (VRBkl)

528 CBD = Chubby Baby Dwarf. Prove me wrongk!

Posted by: Ray Mota at January 17, 2020 12:13 PM (AVxHd)

529 Psst! You! That's a portrait of a very young Nancy Pelosi don't ya know?

Posted by: Ray Mota at January 17, 2020 12:17 PM (AVxHd)

530 Here late but I had to see the comments!

The picture is surprising. I wondered if it might be a portrait of a famous dwarf person and I note someone looked it up and he was.

The owl and the bird (and propitious butterflies) made me wonder if the artist was meaning to invoke the sort of nature illustrations of various species, which might be tongue in cheek meant to feel like a scientific examination of the odd specimen, which would be simultaneously sort of cringy and also suggest that the fellow agreeing to this for his portrait had a sense of humor.

Posted by: Synova at January 17, 2020 12:36 PM (BD/yx)

531 And stumps? The artist included STUMPS?

Posted by: Synova at January 17, 2020 12:38 PM (BD/yx)

532 CBD = Chubby Baby Dwarf. Prove me wrongk!
Posted by: Ray Mota at January 17, 2020 12:13 PM (AVxHd)
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You are correct. CBD posted his own portrait.

Posted by: bluebell at January 17, 2020 12:38 PM (/669Q)

533 Who knew Brian Stelter posed for a painting before he lost his hair?

Posted by: Forheremenaremen at January 17, 2020 01:18 PM (betRQ)

534 Cenk Uygur

Posted by: Chris W at January 17, 2020 03:44 PM (MgAxs)

535 Owl is well

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at January 17, 2020 05:51 PM (wGqjj)

536 Not much of a man if he can't get at least 2 birds perched on it

Posted by: Mongo at January 17, 2020 07:24 PM (hrqrN)

537 a Nostradomus-like portrait of Harvey Weinstein?

Posted by: John Juan at January 18, 2020 11:02 AM (SwRix)

538 Nano Morgante grown up:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mirth_%26_Girth

Posted by: 370H55V at January 18, 2020 09:27 PM (WusEB)

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