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"Case Agent 1" Was a Major Driver of Fraud and Abuse in Crossfire Hurricane, "Primarily Responsible" for "Most Significant" Abuses, and Yet, Of Course, Remains an FBI Employee

Chuck Ross dryly notes that it's unclear why Case Agent 1 "committed so many errors."

Errors, yeah.

UNMASK HIM.


The Justice Department inspector general's report on FBI surveillance of the Trump campaign offers a damning assessment of the bureau's handling of the Steele dossier, and its investigation of Carter Page.

Among those deemed "primarily responsible" for the "most significant" errors in the investigation is "Case Agent 1."

The agent, who still works for the FBI, played a key role in several aspects of Crossfire Hurricane, including handling an FBI informant, interviewing a source for the dossier, and applying for warrants to spy on Page.

"Case Agent 1" wore many hats during the Trump-Russia investigation.

The veteran FBI counterintelligence investigator was a handler for Stefan Halper, a Cambridge academic who met covertly with three Trump campaign advisers 2016. Case Agent 1 opened the case file, known as an Electronic Communication, on Trump campaign adviser Carter Page in August 2016. He was also the main driver at the FBI for surveillance warrants on Page, and he was put in charge of verifying each strand of evidence included in the documents. He interviewed Page, a former Naval officer, five times in March 2017, and also met in January 2017 with Christopher Steele’s main source for information in the infamous Trump dossier.


Case Agent 1 is also one of the main villains in the Justice Department inspector general’s (IG) report on the FBI’s handling of the Trump-Russia probe, known as Crossfire Hurricane.

"Case Agent 1 was primarily responsible for some of the most significant errors and omissions in the FISA applications," Michael Horowitz, the inspector general, said in a scathing report laying out a series of missteps in the FBI's handling of Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Act (FISA) applications against Page.

Case Agent 1's misdeeds are scattered throughout the inspector general’s (IG) 476-page report. That’s in part because the agent, who is not identified by name, was involved in several aspects of Crossfire Hurricane: opening the case file on Carter Page, handling Halper, filing FISA paperwork, and conducting interviews with investigative targets and witnesses.

...


The agent, who was one of the first FBI agents to join Crossfire Hurricane after it opened on July 31, 2016,

Of course -- they had their list of Ringers and of course they were the first brought in.

... also withheld information that raised questions about the credibility and reliability of Steele and the veracity of his dossier, which alleged a "well-developed conspiracy of cooperation" between the Trump campaign and Russian government.

Case Agent 1's roles converged in mid-August 2016, two weeks after the FBI opened Crossfire Hurricane.

The IG report says that on Aug. 11, 2016, the agent met with Halper, whom he had handled as an informant since 2011. On Aug. 15, 2016, the agent raised the idea with others at the FBI of applying for a FISA order on Page. He wrote in an email cited in the IG report that there was a "pretty solid basis" to believe that Page was working as an agent of Russia. The suspicion was based on Page’s past business dealings in Russia, a that Page made to Moscow in early July 2016, and his known interactions years earlier with a Russian intelligence officer. FBI lawyers rejected the request to apply for a FISA, saying that there was not probable to believe Page was a Russian agent.


The FBI assessment changed on Sept. 19, 2016, when six memos from Steele found their way to the bureau’s Crossfire Hurricane team. The IG report says that the dossier played a "central and essential" role in resurrecting the FBI push to wiretap Page.

...

Horowitz found the Woods File for the Page FISA applications riddled with errors and omissions.

It is unclear why Case Agent 1 committed so many errors. Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional. But "we also did not find his explanations for so many significant and repeated failures to be satisfactory," the report said.

Horowitz told the Senate Judiciary Committee on Wednesday that he believes the agent still works at the FBI.

...


Perhaps the most egregious omission that Horowitz attributes to Case Agent 1 involves information that one of Steele’s main dossier sources provided agents during interviews in January 2017, shortly after BuzzFeed News published the dossier.

According to the IG report, the FBI tracked down and interviewed the source, who is identified in the report only as "Primary Sub-Source." Case Agent 1 interviewed the individual along with other FBI agents and Justice Department attorneys.

The source’s statements dealt a significant blow to the dossier’s credibility, but were never divulged to FISA Court judges.

"Primary Sub-Source" told FBI agents that Steele's dossier misrepresented and embellished information they provided the former spy about Donald Trump and Carter Page.

The source said that the dossier’s most salacious claim -- that the Kremlin had blackmail video of Donald Trump at the Ritz-Carlton in Moscow in 2013 -- was based on "rumor and speculation." Though Steele's dossier said that a source had verified the Trump story with Ritz-Carlton staff, the source told the FBI that they had not confirmed the allegation.

The source also showed the FBI text messages which undercut one of the dossier’s most serious allegations against Page: that he discussed a bribe with Igor Sechin, the president of Russian oil giant Rosneft and a Kremlin insider, during a meeting in Moscow in July 2016.

Unmask him. Unmask him.

Why are dirty cops framing innocent American citizens permitted anonymity?

Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:11 PM




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1 Foist?

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (4+8an)

2
Such a bold post.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (8XRCm)

3 Pikes. Heads. Some assembly required.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (prSvo)

4 notgonnahappen.com

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:12 PM (9VeU0)

5 Accountability.

Not in DC.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)

6 I fixed it down here anyway

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)

7 Corgis called

Posted by: BunkerInTheBurbs, still needs a new Nic! at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (4+8an)

8 I thought we already knew who he was.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (q80AH)

9 I fixed it down here anyway
Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)

-----

Me too Sister!!!

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

10 Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Yeah, what are the odds of that happening?

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (MO30/)

11 Angry Ace is stirring the tar, preparing the feathers.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (fK2gX)

12 The agent was trained to act thusly. They're a RICO. It's SOP.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (M9bB2)

13 These repeated mistakes all in one direction are just random anomalies, said no one intelligent ever.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (y7DUB)

14 So is CA#1 this Clinesmith guy?

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (r+sAi)

15 NO BIAS!

Posted by: FBI sycophants at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (6XlcD)

16 The real case agent #1 is Barack Hussein Obama

Posted by: X at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (dnWIc)

17 Nameless and blameless.....that's the way we plays it.

Posted by: BignJames at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (X/Pw5)

18 I'm still shocked Comey was fired.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (H8QX8)

19 Jeff Sessions is just in a tizzy. He has the vapors.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (ptqGC)

20 let the vultures take him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades


I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.

But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)

21 Always wondered how many people Nikki Haley needed to UnMask as UN Ambassador?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (dSCW/)

22 Actual acts of journalism needed, stat.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (U7qMl)

23 >>Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.


THIS

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (bDqIh)

24 And yet our brave firefighters will continue to applaud the FBI as "straight shooters" who are always on the level.

If someone did this in my department, they would be fired, arrested, and perp walked in front of the media.

But yeah, the FBI is full of top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (VWp7G)

25 Remember the theory that corrupt, criminal FBI agent and supervisors were allowed to remain employed so they could be interviewed by Horowitz?

Good times, good times.

Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (iw59Q)

26 >>let the vultures take him.


'Vultures gotta eat, same as worms.'

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (dSCW/)

27 unmask hel. fire his ass

out of a cannon

into a pile of rusty razor blades.

then dip in lemon juice.

then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.

as a warning...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)

28 Hahahaha.

We'll be lucky if the VIVA LA RESISTANCE!!! lawyer that 99.999999% of the voting public can't identify gets his law license revoked for a year.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (rImxe)

29 16 The real case agent #1 is Barack Hussein Obama
Posted by: X


Agent 001. And he has a license to swish.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (fK2gX)

30 Probably the fourth Awan Brother.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (3bJFi)

31 "errors". If you believe that this was accidental, you probably also believe Epstein killed himself.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (J+mig)

32 >>I'm still shocked Comey was fired.



I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)

33 But yeah, the FBI is full of top men. Top. Men.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (VWp7G)

Oh my!

Posted by: Buttgig at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (6A9Kg)

34 Calm down, agent 1, is a democrat...it's OK.

Posted by: Snoreregard at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (U7k5w)

35 Let The Great Unmasking continue

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (48RE5)

36 Angry Ace is stirring the tar, preparing the feathers.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM



I'll bring the rail.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (axyOa)

37 Why did Bin Laden make so many errors? We may never know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (r7Fvf)

38 Yeah, I thought Case Agent 1 is Clinesmith.

Posted by: jwest at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (U6f/q)

39 Keep him counting paper clips til it's time for his orange jumper.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (FhXTo)

40 The FBI become what they were formed to fight. I think it's human nature. If given more time they would have graduated to extra-judical killings.

Oh wait....EDKH and Whitey's wheelchair got parked ....

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (M9bB2)

41 I was reading a story where a monarch is asked how he would handle a situation. Three people committed a murder, but 4 people have been arrested. You KNOW 3 of them did it, and you KNOW one of them is innocent. If you can't get one of the three murderers to turn on the others, what do you do?

One answer was to hang all four.

I no longer assume any government bureaucrat is innocent...so hang 'em all 'til someone talks.

Posted by: What's a Seawolf? at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (nNEcr)

42 I believe "case agent #1" is Bruce Ohr. He's still at the FBI, shuffling papers or something.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (DaDYr)

43
Now everybody
Have you heard
If youre in the game
Then the Strzoks the nerd.

Strzok Me Strzok Me

Say youre a winner but man youre a sinner now.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (8XRCm)

44 When journos get busted, they'll say, in effct, "No, we're not crooked. We're incompetent."

Okay. The feds, esp. the FBI, are massively incompetent. So quit appropriating money for them.

WRt the seventeen errors: When a result needs one unlikely incident to be coincident on another unlikely incident, you have a probability which could be said to be "one chance in three". Could be expressed as a fraction. One over three. And if it needs to be on top of another unlikely incident, say one over seven, you are multiplying fractions in a manner of speaking And when you do that, you get to a very small value very rapidly.
The likelihood that seventeen errors all went one way as a matter of random......

Posted by: Richard Aubrey at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (fikzx)

45 Top "men."

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (fK2gX)

46 He'll need to be unmasked for his payoff... I mean his book deal... his book deal!!!

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (3bJFi)

47 "18 I'm still shocked Comey was fired."

Trump. Only Trump had the balls to shitcan the corrupt, republic-burning criminal thug.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (iw59Q)

48 Shouldn't that be Ham and Egger #1?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (dSCW/)

49 >>>14 So is CA#1 this Clinesmith guy?


No, Clinesmith is a lawyer (allegedly). He would not be doing agent stuff nor be called an agent.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (PbpT7)

50 Imagine if the investigation was of Exxon over white collar crimes, and the subjects were anonymized as "Executive #1".

Imagine the liberal outcry over that.

But the full power of the state? No biggie.

Posted by: dan-O at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (tGHTr)

51 20 let the vultures take him.

Posted by: Ace of Spades

I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.

But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)

I thought sky burials were a tengri thing.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (7nTlT)

52 Name him then hang him. Publicly.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (+KUAH)

53 Sure, unmask him, but don't stop there. This kind of corruption goes all he way to the top. The ENTIRE chain of command needs to be punished.

In truth, the former president as well but that will never happen.

Hey, has anyone brought up THE question yet? you know: "What did the President know and when dd he know it?"

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (LWu6U)

54 Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Eeeewwwwww! What did we ever do to you, Mr. O'Spades, to deserve this?

Posted by: the vultures at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (toKeJ)

55 >>>Yeah, I thought Case Agent 1 is Clinesmith.



And that POS is still gainfully employed. Does the DoJ not know, or not care?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (VWp7G)

56 "Clearly there was no criminal intent here." -- James Comey, Case Agent Zero

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (KUe2f)

57 >>>42 I believe "case agent #1" is Bruce Ohr. He's still at the FBI, shuffling papers or something.

is Bruce Ohr at the FBI or is he in the DOJ?

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)

58 Why is this guys name a secret?

He is not a CIA agent. Not undercover.

Its like the 'Whistle blowjobber'. Why the hell do we STILL not know who it was?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (NgKpN)

59 the report talks about Bruce Ohr by name so I don't believe he's Case Agent 1

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (PbpT7)

60 Case agent 1 man
Their taking way ur name
And giving u a number

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (LYheq)

61 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

And there it is, again.

That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)

62 Gotta protect his pension

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (JRaU+)

63 61 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

And there it is, again.

That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)

==========

"We disagree."
-Barr and Durham, the people running an actual criminal probe

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (q80AH)

64 "32 >>I'm still shocked Comey was fired.



I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (iw59Q)

65 "We'll stop him" is the new "Allahu Ackbar".

There has yet to be an equal to those two impenetrable phrases.

Only the African Mama in heaven can answer those questions.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (YOhRS)

66 unmask hel. fire his ass

out of a cannon

into a pile of rusty razor blades.

then dip in lemon juice.

then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.

as a warning...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
-------------------------------------------------------

Too subtle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

67 I'm thinking maybe the Vlad Tepes strategy would be more effective here. Heads on spikes all the way down Pennsylvania Avenue.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (fK2gX)

68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.


The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)

69 #37 one of bin Laden's mistakes was taking up residence less than a mile from a Pakistani military compound

Oh wait...

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (M9bB2)

70 Fuck that guy in particular.

Posted by: White Cat that knocks shit off the counter at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (ufFY8)

71 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)

72 42 I believe "case agent #1" is Bruce Ohr. He's still at the FBI, shuffling papers or something.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:18 PM (DaDYr)


I think Bruce Ohr was a DOJ criminal lawyer. Not FBI.

Posted by: The Mouse that Roared, Americans don't Serf at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (gjpDJ)

73 Unmask him. Unmask him.

________


Preferably, one dermal layer at a time.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (KUe2f)

74 If this was someone working for the GOP, they would have been unmasked long ago.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (qC1Sy)

75 68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)


Gerd von Cletus?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (zBaqJ)

76 68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

The left is certain that the Federalist is secretly funded by, I dunno, Cletus in his rusting trailer in Idaho with the Nazi flag out back.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (KZzsI)\

========

They think it's run by Russians. Seriously.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (q80AH)

77 The 'no controlling legal authority' thing is a huge loophole our enemies use all the time now. Apparently very many things are against Federal law but have no penalty for breaking them. We used to expect civil servants to obey the law, I guess.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (yQpMk)

78 Trump must have a "come to Jesus" talk with Wray. If Wray isn't down with a raft of terminations, then he should immediately accept his own. Let the rats draw up another bogus article of impeachment. It will net Trump a few thousand more votes.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (I99aF)

79 >>>68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

...

Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.

Where is his money coming from?

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)

80 I always suspected that Ace was a Tibetan Buddhist. And now I have confirmation.

But why would you give this traitor the honor of a "sky burial"?
Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM (fK2gX)

Make an airtight iron coffin with an oxygen supply.

Build a really large magnetic railgun.

Fire into the sun.

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (J+mig)

81 One reason he might be still employed by the FBI is to keep him within reach of the IG.

It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)

82 >>>>I think Bruce Ohr was a DOJ criminal lawyer. Not FBI.


And after all his malfeasance, he still has not been disbarred. Cripes, even Clinton lost his law license.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (VWp7G)

83 I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM (bDqIh)


I'd forgotten about that, which reveals how fucking long it's been between LOLGF vignettes. Thanks for the reminder.

I think that was the night dicknosed Colbert lectured the clapping seals into liking long tall Jimmy after they booed him. Because nothing says top shelf comedy like hectoring the audience.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (y7DUB)

84 I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (iw59Q)
---
Nah. It would be better if they changed the lock on his office door.

I'm pondering over deactivating his keycard, but I think being unable to unlock his office door, and the inability to require anyone to unlock his door would be nice before security comes to escort him out of the building.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (YOhRS)

85 71 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)


You got penis in my mouth!

You got mouth on my penis!

Reese's penis oral cups...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (zBaqJ)

86 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

Lawyer speak. Its technically true but grossly misleading. He's saying that about the interviews he did, and the lack of paperwork stating openly and clearly "we did this intentionally because we hate Orange Man." its the kind of argument your kid gives you when you chew them out for using your steak knives to dig in the garden with "this isn't a STEAK knife, I've seen you use it for other things!"

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (KZzsI)

87 71
It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)

________


She had no sexual intent.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (KUe2f)

88 What needs to happen is that he needs to be indicted so hard that he can't shit because his orifices are all puckered tight.

Then you crush him and make him turn for a lighter sentence. Work that asshole the way the feds work a low level drug dealer, and don't stop until "not a smidgen" of competence jug-ears is implicated.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (LWu6U)

89 73 Unmask him. Unmask him.

Preferably, one dermal layer at a time.
Posted by: ShainS


I'll unmask him for you.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (fK2gX)

90 When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

91 The Who funds the federalist lines coming back



My opinion of Roger Daltrey is rising.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (yQpMk)

92 And now federal employees get 3 months of paid family leave.

On top of their platinum benefits and pensions.

Yay!

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (6A9Kg)

93 >>>Where is his money coming from?



Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

94 They don't have to follow the law. They ARE the law.

You peasants better fall in line if you know what's good for you.

Posted by: Just Lily at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (f2W/p)

95 "errors". If you believe that this was accidental, you probably also believe Epstein killed himself.
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est

----

No, he slipped.

Posted by: RKae at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (4yrpr)

96 My bad... Ohr is DoJ, not FIB, er FBI.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (DaDYr)

97 It's not Ohr. Wrong agency.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (U7qMl)

98
The sooner we can have laws wherein anyone convicted of these kinds of things gets their pensions confiscated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)

99 "71 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock."

Deep State whore Page unintentionally sucked cock, so move on.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (iw59Q)

100 >>And now federal employees get 3 months of paid family leave.


She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

101 93 >>>Where is his money coming from?



Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

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The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (q80AH)

102 Jane D'oh
Amen Jane

Posted by: It's me donna at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (6XlcD)

103 One reason he might be still employed by the FBI is to keep him within reach of the IG.

It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)
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That's the upside of that. Comey was unreachable by the IG because he didn't re-up something and they suspect that was the motivation behind it.

Durham can reach him...and give him a nuggie.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (YOhRS)

104 When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (ptqGC)

Well you had me at wives humiliated. But that might not be what you're talking about.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (3bJFi)

105 >> My bad... Ohr is DoJ


Either / Ohr

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

106 The sooner we can have laws wherein anyone convicted of these kinds of things gets their pensions confiscated.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (zBaqJ)


Lol




Posted by: Lois Lerner at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (ptqGC)

107 friends suggest that this May article from Mollie mentions Stephan Halper's handlers, and it just could be that Case Agent 1 is among them

https://thefederalist.com/2019/05/02/new-york-times-admits-

multiple-spies-deployed-against-trump-campaign/

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (PbpT7)

108 The only thing that will suffice to serve as true justice is for the LE/IC apparatus to be largely eliminated, it's powers and authorities diminished, transferred and monitored, the FISA court authorization to be allowed to lapse, everyone rail roaded by these fucking animals to be pardoned and the roughly two dozen despicable pieces of human garbage that inflicted this nightmare upon America, be indicted, frog marched, convicted and sent to PMITAFP.


Anything less is masturbation and shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (NvYVF)

109 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

Can't stand her.

Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (6A9Kg)

110 By the way, F... Wray with a spork.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (VpIIl)

111 81 One reason he might be still employed by the FBI is to keep him within reach of the IG.

It also might be that the IG's investigation would be necessary to have the grounds to get rid of him.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (hbTkw)


Yeah. Because the IG has all kinds of power to do stuff.

Insert ORLY owl gif here.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (9VeU0)

112 Can you charge the FBI under RICO?


What makes it worse is the major players strutting around like they did nothing wrong.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (dNzKv)

113 I thought that was Agent 86.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)

114 Agent 001. And he has a license to swish.

Posted by: zombie at December 12, 2019 01:17 PM

If you're talking basketball, more like a license to brick. But I don't think you were talking basketball.

Posted by: Reggie "Body Man" Love at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (I99aF)

115 "101 93 >>>Where is his money coming from?



Probably Omydar. Siphoning off some of that sweet, sweet NRO cash.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:23 PM (VWp7G)

=========

The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"

Maybe it's coincidental, but Jonah just turns up there every time the Deep State looks bad and needs a half-assed defense.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (iw59Q)

116 It's like poor Lisa Page and all her errors. She just kept accidentially sucking Strozk's cock.
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:21 PM (r7Fvf)


You got penis in my mouth!

You got mouth on my penis!

Reese's penis oral cups...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM

LOL. And think how arrogant these pricks are. She's suing! WTF! Most people would be laying in bed with pizza boxes and bottles stacked up in shame. Not her! Govt phones and on Govt time was when she decided to get freaky with Strozk. I mean the volume of texts alone! Yet she's suing. That gal has balls I'll say that. But why did she commit so many errors? We may never know.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (r7Fvf)

117 Ivanka and Jared are big liabilities.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Wnjzh)

118 Where is his money coming from?

The default answer is Paul Singer. Because fuck him with his son's dick.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (y7DUB)

119 It's a crime, right?

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (3bJFi)

120 I thought that was Agent 86.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:25 PM (+y/Ru)
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Missed it by *that* much.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (3Z6pZ)

121 Halper?

Cambridge?

No one remembers Kim Philby?

The Democrats are colluding with Russians obviously.

Posted by: Anna Puma at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (6o9mF)

122 >>>109 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)

Can't stand her.
Posted by: Zero Prosecutions Zero Raids

megadittoes

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (PbpT7)

123 So I take this agent ain't Clinesmith, who has been identified as the one to alter a document on Carter Page for use in a FISA warrant, and has been referred by Horowitz for DOJ 'possible' prosecution.

Posted by: Gabriel Metsu at December 12, 2019 01:26 PM (Z4rgH)

124 1 - go to the lowest level person involved
2 - threaten to fire him and take his pension
3 - make offers to restore upon identification of higher players
4 - prosecute, prosecute and prosecute them until they cry and then prosecute them for crying

Posted by: DanMan at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (XTiHL)

125 Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (U7qMl)

126 The Democrats are colluding with Russians obviously.


Since 1917.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (yQpMk)

127 Surely Case Agent 1 shows up in the Strzok-Page emails.

Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (9U9OA)

128 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.

Yeah, she's a cancer in the White House, she's exactly the kind of person who we complain about as a wine mom who is low info and thinks with their emotions. I wouldn't be shocked to learn she voted for Hillary.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (KZzsI)

129 We can't unmask him until we have all three branches of government. And a veto proof majority.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (3bJFi)

130 My opinion of Roger Daltrey is rising.
Posted by: Grump928(C)


He's in favor of Brexit, too. Just thought you might like to know.
Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....menace to society at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (vcOmj)

131 Just our best and brightest doing their duty at bit overzealously in defense of our country but rest assured we will get our Top men on it and conduct follow on training pronto...

Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (v7jy4)

132 >>Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.


But. How are her tits?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)

133 >>>The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"


Good question. It's not like Jonah adds anything to the conversation besides Orange. Man. Bad.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (VWp7G)

134 >>>The real question is: Why does Jonah Goldberg still have publishing rights at NRO even though he's got that sweet new gig of his?"

It's because it's his syndicated column, which NR subscribes to, putting money in this chunky flunky's hefty-sized pockets.

A friend suggested that National Review probably was too timid and cuckish to cancel their (paid) subscription to this "service."

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (PbpT7)

135 >>Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.


She reminds Pete of a young boy he once 'researched'.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (dSCW/)

136 But. How are her tits?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)

A lot more natural than Ivanka's.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (U7qMl)

137 But. How are her tits?
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM (dSCW/)
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Yuge and luxurious?

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (3Z6pZ)

138 >> >>Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.

Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

Posted by: Josey Wales at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (Z4rgH)

139 109
She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.



Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)


Speaking of bewbs, this Hunter King chick on Young and the Restless is hawt.


Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

140 Captain Kidd was put in an iron cage at the mouth of the Thames to rot. He got greedy and took down enemy French ships with English Lord's swag shipping on board. He didn't mean to do that.

That stuff went on for 400 years.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (M9bB2)

141 Coming soon to a theatre near you. We follow the wacky tales of Agent 001. In a land, where you don't like the President. (Cuts to Ben Afleck and Bob Deniro) Man, I'd hate to keep making errors boss...

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (r7Fvf)

142
The Combine demands a name.

Provide one, or we will assume it was you.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (pNxlR)

143 >>>But. How are her tits?


They're real and they're spectacular.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (VWp7G)

144

Unmask him, fire him, and let the vultures take him.



Posted by: Ace of Spades at 01:11 PM



I have too much respect and admiration for vultures to subject them to eating this treasonous SOB's carcass. Leave him for the maggots.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (rP4OC)

145 But. How are her tits?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:27 PM

Fat chick tits. Big but not gravity defiant by any means.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (I99aF)

146 Joe Pientka would be my guess.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (ZLI7S)

147 Why didn't Graham have two day of hearings? Christopher Wray should be in front of them today explaining what exactly is he's doing about all this shit.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (4thlk)

148 127 Surely Case Agent 1 shows up in the Strzok-Page emails.

texts, rather

Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (9U9OA)

149 >>>Yeah, she's a cancer in the White House, she's exactly the kind of person who we complain about as a wine mom who is low info and thinks with their emotions. I wouldn't be shocked to learn she voted for Hillary.


I think Steve Bannon is himself a cancer who did a lot of harm to Trump (he was a huge leaker), but I did enjoy Bannon's cutting name for Ivana and Jared: "The Geniuses."

He would always smirk as he referred to "The Geniuses" and their latest ideas.

(Second hand -- I haven't spoken to Bannon pretty much ever. I met him briefly at an Andrew Breitbart party years before Andrew died.)

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)

150 "124 1 - go to the lowest level person involved
2 - threaten to fire him and take his pension
3 - make offers to restore upon identification of higher players
4 - prosecute, prosecute and prosecute them until they cry and then prosecute them for crying"

It never gets past 1.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (iw59Q)

151 I'm wondering if most of you know this:

Did you know FBI is *supposed* to make errors?

I didn't until I saw Stupidest Senator Hirono's speech that saying, that unlike the 17 major errors the IG Report detailed, the word "spying" implies "they were doing things they weren't supposed to".

So, the one thing that Horowitz's report supports is that doing things they weren't supposed to is NOT what happened at the DOJ.

Yup.

So there you have it WINGERZ! They were SUPPOSED to make those errors! Our Constitution depends on it!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (YOhRS)

152 >>Fat chick tits. Big but not gravity defiant by any means.


Sloppy tits won't do.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (dSCW/)

153 If your superior tells you to do it, it's legal for you to do it.

Posted by: Case Agent 1 at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (VP1E6)

154 Paul Mirengoff at Powerline, MICHAEL HOROWITZ'S FLAWED EPISTEMOLOGY, has a good breakdown of why in many legal situations you can deduce bias.

But the absence of an innocent explanation for bad conduct is evidence that the conduct was intentional and undertaken for a bad reason

(sorry, too lazy to fight to get a link in here)

Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (pYQR/)

155 Mos Eisley Space Port was a cleaner operation.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (NWiLs)

156 Buzzards gotta eat, same as the worms.

Posted by: Josey Wales at December 12, 2019 01:28 PM (Z4rgH)


What about fire ants? Bury him up to his neck next to an ant hill. The peaceful, gentle Plains Indians did that.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (ptqGC)

157 Leave him for the maggots.
Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (rP4OC)
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Why us?

Posted by: Maggots at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (3Z6pZ)

158 >>>146 Joe Pientka would be my guess.


someone told me he is "SSA 1," not Case Agent 1.

Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (PbpT7)

159 >>Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.


But. How are her tits?

.....

It's not always about the bewbs.





Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (YA914)

160 >>(Second hand -- I haven't spoken to Bannon pretty much ever. I met him briefly at an Andrew Breitbart party years before Andrew died.)


Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (dSCW/)

161 >>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?


he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

162 Pete likes Greta Thunberg though, so the conclusion is that he's just nuts.

Pete's one of those old hippies you kinda can admire though, he's not filled with a passion to load up train cars, he's like Joe Walsh and just wants everyone to be cool, man

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (KZzsI)

163 >>Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?

Yes. I believe that would be Peter Strzok.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

164 >>It's not always about the bewbs.


How did I end up in the VIP Room at Hot Air?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (dSCW/)

165 159 It's not always about the bewbs.

Source?

Posted by: mediapostate at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (9U9OA)

166 154 Paul Mirengoff at Powerline, MICHAEL HOROWITZ'S FLAWED EPISTEMOLOGY, has a good breakdown of why in many legal situations you can deduce bias.

But the absence of an innocent explanation for bad conduct is evidence that the conduct was intentional and undertaken for a bad reason

(sorry, too lazy to fight to get a link in here)
Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:30 PM (pYQR/)

==========

It would help if Paul didn't give every bit of leniency to arguments against Trump.

However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (q80AH)

167 Captain Kidd's wife was allowed to keep property in Manhattan that today is about where the World Trade Centre is.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (M9bB2)

168 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

......

Daaaaaaaaaamn!

Pimp hand.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (YA914)

169 >>>he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom


Ace, you owe my city a new keyboard.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (VWp7G)

170 I've been searching twitter all morning looking for the identity of this criminal w no luck. Hope s/he is unmasked ASAP.

Posted by: Ever at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (R0z7P)

171 Among those deemed "primarily responsible" for the "most significant" errors in the investigation is "Case Agent 1."



Would you believe it was all just errors?

Would you believe it was an oversight?

Would you believe Agent 1 is a committed leftist who did it all on purpose?

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (kw5n8)

172 >>he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom


OK.


We're going straight to 11 are we?

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (dSCW/)

173 Tiffany's my favorite Trump daughter, because you almost never see her and she keeps her yap shut.

I feel kind of bad for her, because she's actually named Tiffany for real.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)

174 >>>However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)

175
He's probably in Cincinnati. All rogue feds are based there, right, Ms. Lerner?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (pNxlR)

176 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM

comments ace is best ace.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (I99aF)

177 Well you had me at wives humiliated. But that might not be what you're talking about.
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM


The Paolo, he feels this is unnecessary, but he will remain, how do you say, on hand...to comfort the wives after the raids.

Posted by: Paolo at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ejd/p)

178 >>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?

he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)


*iced tea everywhere*

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (ptqGC)

179 161
>>>Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?





he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)


I was assuming he invited you to install some shelves for him, but I see I was wrong.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (rP4OC)

180 Secret case agent man
Secret case agent man
They've given you a number and taken way your name.

*guitar riff*

Posted by: Roland THTG at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (88+cf)

181 >>>We're going straight to 11 are we?


dude that's barely a 5

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)

182 "Primarily Responsible" for "Most Significant" Abuses, and Yet, Of Course, Remains an FBI Employee

Sounds like a lone wolf to me, boss. Rogue agent in the Cincinnati office, some youtuber acting alone. He's the cause of it all.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (CDGwz)

183 159 It's not always about the bewbs.

Source?
Posted by: mediapostate



Ass.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (M0u+N)

184 174 >>>However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (PbpT7)

=========

True, but still.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (q80AH)

185 Christopher Wray should be in front of them today explaining what exactly is he's doing about all this shit.

"So, Mr. Wray - what exactly are you doing about this mess your agency is in?"

"Promotions and raises for everyone, of course."

"Good job."

Posted by: I Have Questions at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (BvNzB)

186 >>>However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.


I can't give Williamson any credit after all he's done. Sorry.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (VWp7G)

187 >>dude that's barely a 5


Well. Mom had surgery yesterday...so I am handicapping it.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (dSCW/)

188 OT: I've been really enjoying Star Wars: Fallen Order. Gameplay is half Tomb Raider, half Dark Souls (albeit not quite as punishing), with a Star Wars flavor.

Single player only. No internet connection needed. No loot boxes. Story is fun, and the combat is challenging but not unfair.

Sure, there's no dismemberment for human characters (thanks Disney), but I'm reasonably happy with the way they balanced the combat. You feel powerful, but not overpowered, and if you just try to button mash, you're going to get your butt handed to you.

Probably not going to have a ton of replay value, but I'm happy with what I've gotten for my money and glad to support developers making games like this.


If anyone cares.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (KUaJL)

189 Why Horowitz put lipstick on a pig is a mystery.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (M9bB2)

190 "108 The only thing that will suffice to serve as true justice is for the LE/IC apparatus to be largely eliminated, it's powers and authorities diminished, transferred and monitored, the FISA court authorization to be allowed to lapse, everyone rail roaded by these fucking animals to be pardoned and the roughly two dozen despicable pieces of human garbage that inflicted this nightmare upon America, be indicted, frog marched, convicted and sent to PMITAFP.


Anything less is masturbation and shuffling the deck chairs on the Titanic."

Exactly, and since this isn't even discussed shows how far gone the United States is as a viable republic. Every day is borrowed time now.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (iw59Q)

191 The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care? Can they not understand that they only need to do this to a few important people? The FBI will never come directly after the average American. They've already infringed the rights of the entire country by doing this to one man.

The plane has already hit the mountain.

Posted by: The Judge at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (GDjCl)

192 WASHINGTON - Bureau of Land Management employees have a Thursday deadline to tell the agency whether they plan to relocate from Washington to new locations out west, including Grand Junction. More the two dozen positions will be in Grand Junction at the BLM's new headquarters.

Posted by: SMOD at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (3aI0K)

193 I'm not looking up "Greasy Penis" in the Urban Dictionary. Not gonna do it. Wouldn't be prudent. At any juncture.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (KZzsI)

194 9
I fixed it down here anyway

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:13 PM (9VeU0)



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Me too Sister!!!

Posted by: Caitlin Jenner at December 12, 2019 01:14 PM (8XRCm)

_________


Thanks for the laugh, fixerupper.

Posted by: ShainS at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (KUe2f)

195 Who was the dumbass who let Case Agent 1 run amok like a wild animal?

Fire that clown too!

Posted by: Fritz at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (zD38/)

196 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (NWiLs)

197
I feel kind of bad for her, because she's actually named Tiffany for real.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM (KZzsI)


She could have been named "Cartier", so she ought to count her blessings.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (pNxlR)

198 "Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional."

He was doing his job -- giving them cover. He didn't have to say anything. Any average adult would have known that asking someone in their positions if they were "biased" was silly and would never get a straight answer. Just as any average adult could have seen from the unanimous pattern of behavior that there WAS bias.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (H8QX8)

199 It's not always about the bewbs.

I disagree with that opinion.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (9t0Zz)

200 Remember, the JAG lawyers who mishandled the Gallagher prosecution to the point of giving absolute immunity to a witness who then went on the stand and said yeah, I'm the one who killed the guy gave themselves medals after the prosecution and Trump had to go in and say the fuck, no.

We still do not know anything about who caused the Gold King Mine disaster.

Nothing happened to the Ted Stevens prosecutors.


All that being said, why the hell is an FBI agent's name being redacted in the first place?

I thought these were all public servants what served the public.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM (mf5HN)

201 If we can blame Trump for black Hebrews shooting up a Jewish grocery, surely we can blame him for FBI agents mishandling the investigation into his make-believe transgressions! Get those creative-writing juices flowing, people!

Posted by: NY Times Editor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hQb9S)

202 Flame war!

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ptqGC)

203 I was wondering what would happen if for about 5 years I made the simple random error of not paying my quarterly estimated taxes and final due for the year and spent it on whiskey, whores and new cars. Could happen to anybody and IRS would totally understand. Right?

Posted by: Ripley at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (MxEKc)

204 159 It's not always about the bewbs.

Source?

....

Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.

I could sacrifice a little boobage for those qualities.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YA914)

205 >>>Well. Mom had surgery yesterday...so I am handicapping it.


I know, I "Patch Adams'ed" her.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (PbpT7)

206 Did Andrew invite you over to Park Cars or something?



He had some shelving he needed installed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)

207 The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care?

One thing you learn as a teacher or a public speaker is that people aren't paying attention, don't really care what you're talking about, and have to have the obvious stated, plainly, and repeatedly to notice and remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)

208 Sounds like Senator Warner is the USG agent who facilitated this coupe. Senator Burr is guilty as co-conspirator.

Posted by: Johnnybiface at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hSk36)

209 181
>>>We're going straight to 11 are we?





dude that's barely a 5

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:33 PM (PbpT7)


I thought there would be no math


I'm crying here

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (ufFY8)

210 I think Steve Bannon is himself a cancer who did a lot of harm to Trump (he was a huge leaker), but I did enjoy Bannon's cutting name for Ivana and Jared: "The Geniuses."

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:29 PM (PbpT7)
---
I totally agree. I have little respect for Bannon as anything more than a fellow human being when he reacted to the Trump Tower Meeting (set-up) as "Russian Government".

Don't know what his problem is Corruption or Synapse Misfires. I don't care. I don't regard his judgment after helping the Media overreaction to a Fusion GPS setup--that is SO obviously a setup tha the only reason that it's not KNOWN as a setup is because of the media (including even Fox) wall of silence on the facts.

The *toxic* Russian representatives, whom it was illegal for anybody for the Trump organization to talk to--both went out for an evening with a different co-founder of Fusion GPS. Veselnitskaya went for dinner with Simpson, and the other two went out to the ballet as "old friends".

Bannon is dead to me.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YOhRS)

211 Babylon Bee Headline:

'Trump's Popularity Surges as the Nation Learns He May have Obstructed Congress'.

What is Congress's approval ratings right now? Somewhere below crack-whores and grave robbers.

Posted by: Cheri at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (oiNtH)

212 >>Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on
MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't
sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a
year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.



Where is his money coming from?

- - - -
Well, he took that nice trip to Qatar. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (bDqIh)

213 >>I know, I "Patch Adams'ed" her.


*Clown Nose On*

...

*Clown Nose Off*

...

Mom - No . Put the nose back on.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (dSCW/)

214 no but I assumed you were kidding about your mom in surgery. If she was in surgery, I'm sorry, and I hope she came through well.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (PbpT7)

215 However, it is interesting to note some NT commentators like Paul (and Kevin Williamson!) calling the Horowitz non-conclusion bullshit.

Kevin Williamson can only do so while attacking Trump for Ukraine.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:32 PM

Not too familiar with Williamson. You can tell Mirengoff is slowly, MAYBE coming around, I won't hold my breath. But maybe, but it's killing him. I still don't get how even NT'ers can't stand up against a coup or two of them for that matter. I cannot believe their hate is that strong, apparently it is. Whatever, they are all dead to me.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (r7Fvf)

216 Wouldn't be remotely surprised if the Dems are about to run another Valerie Plame op with one of these protected treasonous assholes. Worked pretty well last time.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (hnyx2)

217 Still can't wrap my mind around "we must impeach Trump because he abused his power by asking why the crack-head son of the then-current Vice President got an $80k/month job."

That's "digging up dirt on Joe Biden?"

Give me one legitimate business reason that had nothing to do with his dad being one heartbeat away from the Presidency.

One. Just one reason.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:36 PM (vPKfA)

218 Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.

Well, I mean, if you put it THAT way

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (KZzsI)

219 Hope he gets it like the main Russian at the end of Atomic Blond.

I never worked for you. You worked for me.

Part 2 of a double tap.

Satisfying movie for bubble gum.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (o3dyY)

220 Why Horowitz put lipstick on a pig is a mystery.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM

Yes. As mysterious as the motives of mass killers who shout "Allahu Ackbar!"

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (I99aF)

221 I think the blog in general is woefully under supporting the snizz count.

Posted by: blaster at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (9VeU0)

222 Too subtle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

What did you think Rocket Man Kim and Trump were talking about?

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (48RE5)

223 >>>dude that's barely a 5


And I am sure you are measuring from the back of your asshole.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (dSCW/)

224 Before he was a bigger draw, I saw Springsteen open for Fat Greasy Penis in the Meadowlands.

Posted by: Roy at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (/RckA)

225 Barring some bizarre catastrophe, the Conservative Party will win a majority in Parliament today, and Boris Johnson will stay on as Prime Minister for the foreseeable future.

That means that the leftists' "worst nightmare come true" politicians will, for a brief moment in history at least, be leading all of these countries that the left presumes should rightfully be under their control:

USA -- Donal Trump
UK -- Boris Johnson
Israel -- Benjamin Netanyahu
Brazil -- Jair Bolsanaro
...among several others.

As bad as we feel about things, this state of affairs -- a Mod Squad of right-wing supervillains controlling all the critical countries -- must drive the left to total depression and impotent rage, 24 hours a day. Which is good -- I want a constant stream of cortisol to rot away their amygdalas completely.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (fK2gX)

226 219 Hope he gets it like the main Russian at the end of Atomic Blond.

I never worked for you. You worked for me.

Part 2 of a double tap.

Satisfying movie for bubble gum.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (o3dyY)

=========

One twist too many.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (q80AH)

227 I'm just too fucking slow. I'll just hang up and listen now.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (yQpMk)

228 207
The whole "if they can do it to Trump they can do it to you" angle makes me sad. Do people need to be told that to care?



One thing you learn as a teacher or a public speaker is that people
aren't paying attention, don't really care what you're talking about,
and have to have the obvious stated, plainly, and repeatedly to notice
and remember.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (KZzsI)


Gah, tell me about it.
*throws computer out the window rather than answer the same help desk ticket for the fiftieth time*

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (rP4OC)

229 Not kidding.

She totally had surgery yesterday.

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (dSCW/)

230 I think Bannon was a useful conservative voice in the Trump team, but also a problematic, divisive one who was uneven and probably drunk a lot of the time. He gives off a really shabby hobo vibe.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)

231 If we can blame Trump for black Hebrews shooting up a Jewish grocery, surely we can blame him for FBI agents mishandling the investigation into his make-believe transgressions! Get those creative-writing juices flowing, people!
Posted by: NY Times Editor at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (hQb9S)
---
And oddly enough, we can't even blame Obama for "Russian meddling" they can't tie to Trump, because he said, "cut it out". I bet he even delivered it *better* than Dave Coullier!

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (YOhRS)

232 You're missing one - PROSECUTE him

Posted by: deadrody at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (V9901)

233 Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM

Holy shit, dude.

Posted by: Rusty Nail, in Eric Cartman's voice at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (I99aF)

234 Seems pointless at this juncture to even ask why this knucklehead wasn't cashiered the day after Horowitz completed his investigation.

Posted by: DocJ at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (77WPm)

235 One twist too many.


It certainly implied a competence to the CIA that we now know is unwarranted.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

236 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

237 That damn Trump!

New York Times Opinion@nytopinion
The tides of anti-Semitism continue to rise higher, and more government action is sorely needed. This week, President Trump took action, but he did as much to stir the waters as he did to settle them.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (+y/Ru)

238 JohnSolomon
@jsolomonReorts
Reporters got too much wrong on Russia. There was no collusion. Carter Page wasn't a Russian spy. Steele dossier wasn't credible nor confirmed. Surveillance was illegal. FBI wasn't vindicated.
Time for a new type of news outlet. Stay tuned for a big announcement next month.

Posted by: redridinghood at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (wiXsO)

239 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.


Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

240 Sounds like he is being leaked as the number one Fall Guy to take one for the team.

It is appeasement I say and I demand more scalps!!

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (RbeRr)

241 'Trump's Popularity Surges as the Nation Learns He May have Obstructed Congress'.

We rate this FALSE and have demanded the White House provide the figures for this.

Posted by: SNOPES at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (U7qMl)

242

Don'thca ALL know "You can't yell FIRE in an FBI theatre"...............slapped wrists are greeted with 3 years of therapy and Angst...MAX ANGST...he is a sweetie!!!


I need to be an AGENT an agent of change....bring me my Bustier ........

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (5IHGB)

243 I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM

I am going to over rule. He stuck the landing, so I don't care what the Russian judges say. (Holds up an 11 placard)

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (r7Fvf)

244 Patch Adams

Gene Siskel's pan of that POS was one of the most hilarious non profanity dissections I've ever watched.

Posted by: Captain Hate at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (y7DUB)

245 Gah, tell me about it.

Let me guess "what did I just F--in' say??" is not allowed as a response.

She totally had surgery yesterday.

I hope she's recovering well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (KZzsI)

246 He gives off a really shabby hobo vibe.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:38 PM (KZzsI)
---
He's totally useless to me as an ally or an analyst. His seat-of-the-pants reaction to the Trump Tower kerfuffle was...and I think he actually used the word (perhaps not directly) "treason".

As the locals say around here: fuck him.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (YOhRS)

247 235 One twist too many.


It certainly implied a competence to the CIA that we now know is unwarranted.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (yQpMk)

==========

Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (q80AH)

248 to rot away their amygdalas completely.

Posted by: Hannibal Lecter, hiding in the ceiling with a pilfered pen at December 12, 2019 01:37 PM (fK2gX)

Wasn't that Natalie Portman's character?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (ufFY8)

249 Oh, and if the FBI believes they acted with honesty and integrity--no malice or bias--when they did this to the most powerful person in the free world:
What are they doing to people who aren't President? Who aren't worth billions?

I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (vPKfA)

250 >>>Time for a new type of news outlet. Stay tuned for a big announcement next month.



Good for Solomon. The man is an honest-to-goodness journalist who could do far better than The Hill.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:40 PM (VWp7G)

251 >>>She totally had surgery yesterday.


Okay sorry about the fat greasy cock line then. I hope she's well.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (PbpT7)

252 "192 WASHINGTON - Bureau of Land Management employees have a Thursday deadline to tell the agency whether they plan to relocate from Washington to new locations out west, including Grand Junction. More the two dozen positions will be in Grand Junction at the BLM's new headquarters."

More, please.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (iw59Q)

253 We really don't know who this agent was?

Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (cEsBM)

254 19 Jeff Sessions is just in a tizzy. He has the vapors.
Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:15 PM

He read the report and realized he had been appointed and terminated from the AG slot while he was taking a nap.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (hQb9S)

255 Bannon is dead to me.
Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (YOhRS)

Bannon is like the precocious ego-intellect who hosts all-night talk session in his dorm room. Remember when he said he was going to "deconstruct the administrative state." Sure thing, Steve.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (H8QX8)

256 Not bad.

https://tinyurl.com/wmkqsqs

Posted by: Oedipus at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (gIwhV)

257 239 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.


Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (VWp7G)

Whoa, now, some of us are ass men.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (NWiLs)

258 Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.


The healing power of ice baths is often overlooked.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

259 But but! This criminal might fear for his life! Or the life of his family!

So heavens no! We can't expect him to be publicly accountable for actions he took when he tried to assist in overthrowing the duly, legally elected President of the Unites States!

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (aJkzG)

260 So many errors,like the 62 Mets

Posted by: steevy at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (KNsKs)

261 Heh, Sean Davis just Twitted this.





"Based on previous reporting, here are two likely candidates: Alan Kohler and Stephen Somma."

Posted by: lowandslow at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (4thlk)

262 But who leaked more, Rinse Pubus or Bannon?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (U7qMl)

263 I am going to over rule. He stuck the landing, so I don't care what the Russian judges say. (Holds up an 11 placard)
Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM (r7Fvf)

Don't make me sic the East Germans on your ass.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (NWiLs)

264 258 Charlize Theron taking all those beatings and surviving was more believable.


The healing power of ice baths is often overlooked.
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:41 PM (yQpMk)

=========

There was also the lesbian action. That probably helped.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (q80AH)

265 Is it just me or was The Hill almost reasonable as a source of news pre-Trump? Maybe it was just a notch less nauseating than the rest of the MSM at the time.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (I99aF)

266 Keeping the name a mystery is a good way to get everyone mentally prepared to pile it all on one person.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (7WuAc)

267 >>>Whoa, now, some of us are ass men.


Okay, how about strikes with a comfy pillow?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (VWp7G)

268 Oh come on, how were you supposed to know she had surgery?

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (HALdu)

269 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM


The ruling on the field stands. 8.5.

Posted by: AoSHQ Style Manual at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (ejd/p)

270 unmask hel. fire his ass

out of a cannon

into a pile of rusty razor blades.

then dip in lemon juice.

then water board, set on fire, flay, and finally gibbons his ass and leave the body hang until the last bone turns to dust.

as a warning...

Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:16 PM (8D42x)
-------------------------------------------------------

Too subtle.

Posted by: Jane D'oh at December 12, 2019 01:20 PM (ptqGC)

I didn't want to get banned...


Posted by: SturmToddler at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM (8D42x)

271 She totally had surgery yesterday.

.....

I hope she's recovering well.

.....

Agreed.

I appreciate ace following up on the surgery with a shot of petercillin.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (YA914)

272 "Unmask"

That's a funny way to spell "hang, draw and quarter, grind into dust, mix with pig shit, fire into the center of the Sun".

Posted by: Sharkman at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (fp3O8)

273 Gah, tell me about it.



Let me guess "what did I just F--in' say??" is not allowed as a response.



Not in response to the questioner, no. That doesn't stop me from muttering that under my breath, repeatedly and with malice, every five minutes during peak periods.

Posted by: MWR, The Public Intellectual (aka Beth) at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (rP4OC)

274 He had some shelving he needed installed.

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 01:35 PM (yQpMk)
---
And wanted expert advice on the things that can go wrong?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (YOhRS)

275 What is the deal with ass men, bewb men, whatever?

They are all necessary and none of them are sufficient in and of themselves.

Posted by: not so at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (HALdu)

276 Jeff Sessions is just in a tizzy. He has the vapors.

"All of this misbehavior, antics, lousy cop work, law breaking corruption, abuse of power and deliberate mishandling of evidence that took place right under my nose when I was the boss is unacceptable!!!"
--Sessionzzz

I defended the guy most of the time while he was in office, because it does genuinely take time to build a case and he was getting other good stuff done. But... dude. Seriously? You were an utter failure and condemning the stuff that happened WHILE YOU WERE BOSS is just pathetic.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:43 PM (KZzsI)

277 The ruling on the field stands. 8.5.
Posted by: AoSHQ Style Manual at December 12, 2019 01:42 PM

Throws out red challenge flag.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (r7Fvf)

278 "230 I think Bannon was a useful conservative voice in the Trump team, but also a problematic, divisive one who was uneven and probably drunk a lot of the time. He gives off a really shabby hobo vibe."

Given everything we have seen and learned over the last three years, I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (iw59Q)

279 No worries.

Just funny because that joke goes like that :

You insult someone's Mom.
...

They retort with an empathetic anecdote / tragic tale.
...

Belly Laughs turn into Awful / Shame Laughs.


Only this time it was real.




Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (dSCW/)

280 Five Zimbabwe Dollars says it's Michael Gaeta.

Posted by: Miklos, honorary Brexiteer at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (QzkSJ)

281 And so, "fat greasy" entered the canon of descriptive Ewok anatomy and physiology.

Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (toKeJ)

282 >>>They are all necessary and none of them are sufficient in and of themselves.



Hey, I have an ass. I have legs. I do not - yet - have bewbs.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (VWp7G)

283 269 he invited me to park my fat greasy penis in your mom
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (PbpT7)

I give this an 8.5. Points off for failing to use "girthy" and "snizz" in this particular sentence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 12, 2019 01:34 PM

2.3

Posted by: HI JUDGE at December 12, 2019 01:44 PM (rpxSz)

284 JohnSolomon
@jsolomonReorts
Reporters got too much wrong on Russia. There was no collusion.


This courtesy we extend that they're reporters is kind of like how we pretend we don't know the whistleblower's name.

The 'reporters' didn't get ANYthing wrong. They investigated nothing and wrote exactly what they were supposed to write. Makes me wonder, too, if plagiarism is a core subject at J-School.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (1+J19)

285 Case Agent 1? Sounds like case agent fall guy to me.

Posted by: Sean at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (uJAhd)

286 >>Bannon is dead to me


That guy puts Carrots IN Chili!

Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (dSCW/)

287 You've got agents fucking each other, evidentiary documents being falsely altered, then sworn to as true, rampant political bias, DNC money being laundered to instigate a dubious investigation based on fake information from foreign agents, false representations to the court, special counsels offices staffed by Democrat Party ringers, and- I dunno, am I missing anything??

This isn't the FBI, it's a fucking flaming clown dumpster fire crashing into a frat house and burning everything to the ground while clowns run around with the hair on fire screaming "impeachment!!"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

288 I guess this is a new name because I never heard who the person was that handled Halper. I wouldn't doubt though that (s)he worked on the Mueller investigation also.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (r+sAi)

289 Errors. Like I said. Page kept slipping and falling on Strozks cock. Oops. No intent! WTF is it with these fucks in DC that can't allow them to talk straight? Is it because they are all lawyers? I mean just how do you say that with a straight face?

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (r7Fvf)

290 286 >>Bannon is dead to me


That guy puts Carrots IN Chili!
Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (dSCW/)

=========

Just wait until you find out what he does with the crossbows.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (q80AH)

291 Ivanka came through here on a fund raiser in 2016. She talked but didn't say much ... her one story was about how as a little girl she'd call her Daddy, and he would interrupt his board meeting and put her on speaker phone so all would listen -- and she could tell Daddy what she did in school that day, or whatever.

so not much has changed, except she now interrupts more important things, and actually imposes some Manhattan Values into the process. (and she is probably still a playmate of Chelsea, as she promised, can't lose old friends just because they are criminals)

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (Cus5s)

292 It really doesn't matter that I make errors because, uh, well, ORANGEMANBAD! Yeah! (Oh boy, job security!)

Posted by: Blog Commenter 1 at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (RD7QR)

293 "She may have GREAT TITS,but Ivanka is a LIABILITY"

Those statement will never compute...hand in your ManBoob card along with your pussy hat!!!

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (5IHGB)

294 Like I said

If the face is good

and the ass is good

you can work around everything else

even a good personality

Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM (rpxSz)

295 Patch Adams

Gene Siskel's pan of that POS was one of the most hilarious non profanity dissections I've ever watched.

-
Jay Caruso@JayCaruso
Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .

-
Must we stoop so low as to use language like "b*lderd*sh"?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (+y/Ru)

296 17 mistakes, one for each intelligence agency.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (xkSJa)

297 @198

The way the system and rules are set up, a FEDGOV employee under investigation would have to either straight up confess or the IG would need documentary proof, such as an email, literally saying," I take these actions because of how biased I am..."


And even when you have a smoking gun email like Strozk and Page's, the IG simply asks him...


IG: we have these emails that are pretty hairy, Peter, they seem to display a substantial amount of bias, are you biased against the President?


Strozk: No.


IG: And there it is, there it is.... Thank you so much Peter, sorry to bother, I'll let myself out.


Apparently, supposition, conjecture, using your fucking ability to critically think and put two and two together, is beyond the scope of the IG.


Blehh!

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (NvYVF)

298 Is it just me or was The Hill almost reasonable as a source of news pre-Trump?

Yeah, they used to be a lot more focused and interested in only presenting news. however it might harm or upset. Not so much these days.

But who leaked more, Rinse Pubus or Bannon?

I don't know, but I get the impression that Bannon leaked more because he got a charge out of the media quoting him and coming to him for info, made him feel special, plus: drunken rants.

Pubis leaked out of direct hostility and hate of Trump and the desire to destroy him. And most of his leaks were actually lies.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (KZzsI)

299 If my mom ever has surgery, I'm not telling ace.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (1zXic)

300 Life expectancy of Case Agent #1's boss, the one who can pin this on his own handler?

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (1+J19)

301 >>>Jay Caruso@JayCaruso
Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .



Wow, Jay Caruso can write things that aren't denunciations of Orange Man Bad? Who knew?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)

302
Not too familiar with Williamson. You can tell Mirengoff is slowly,
MAYBE coming around, I won't hold my breath. But maybe, but it's killing
him. I still don't get how even NT'ers can't stand up against a coup or
two of them for that matter. I cannot believe their hate is that
strong, apparently it is. Whatever, they are all dead to me.
=====

It is amazing that Mirengoff even attempts to articulate something 'conservative' as he is in the belly of the beast and has really never interacted with people outside the DC bubble. I think the same about the few Chicago-based commenters here in that even though they are 'moderate' to the point of insanity, at least they know they are missing something.

Putting up with the reflexive DJT slams is difficult, but they do provide valuable insights into the groupthink.

Posted by: mustbequantum at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (MIKMs)

303 239 >>>It's not always about the bewbs.

Wait, there is no banhammer for this opinion?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:39 PM

I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.

Posted by: Grimaldi at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (hQb9S)

304 Posted by: REDACTED at December 12, 2019 01:46 PM

What about..
the face is good.
The ass is good.
And she shares them with EVERYONE.

That one is tricky to work around (unless you ENJOY the shed).

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (I99aF)

305 Secret CASE AGENT MAN!

Posted by: Blog Commenter 1 at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (RD7QR)

306 >>>I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.


LOL.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (VWp7G)

307 One more thing on Bannon. Had he simply had a reaction to Trump officials meeting with Russian citizens, that would be one thing. I respect differences of opinions, different takes, different judgments. (Because, *what am I gonna do* about somebody having a different opinion?!)

But this was around the time he was fired and he let a bit of personal pique make a statement that gave the deep press everything they wanted in a statement. (It would piss me off again just to look it up!)

And remember, it's not just an overt reaction that I didn't have, it was *feeding* the press which is part of the Upheavalist front to insist you believe EVERYTHING THEY TELL YOU TO BELIEVE.

Nope, Bannon's a bug-out.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (YOhRS)

308 Who funds Rick Wilson?


Someone found him in Qatar, seriously. Might even have been Ace, or shared here. I apologize for not remembering and not properly giving credit.

Posted by: Inogame at December 12, 2019 01:49 PM (ySZHT)

309
I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

=========

That was nice. In Wray's case, I'll settle for him casually returning to the building after lunch and finding that his card key doesn't work and the guards have strict instructions not to let him in on the orders of the President.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:50 PM (/scPm)

310 I thought these were all public servants what served the public.

Serve covers a lot of ground for one verb.

Posted by: DaveA at December 12, 2019 01:50 PM (FhXTo)

311 17 mistakes, one for each intelligence agency.

And Q.

Posted by: t-bird at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (1+J19)

312 I think there's something in the ADA allowing the mentally ill to post on blogs without fear of retaliation.

.....


Y'all are so mean to me.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (YA914)

313 My attitude has devolved down to vindication ( AG Barr) or let the burning times begin. We are inching closer to the point where the time for talk is over. For now I can only pray that we don't reach the point where blood is shed. If any here desire that I will call you foolish and naive. Pray for your families and friends, pray for our country and our leaders, pray for restoration of what has made this country great.

Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RpR4b)

314 That was nice. In Wray's case, I'll settle for him casually returning to the building after lunch and finding that his card key doesn't work and the guards have strict instructions not to let him in on the orders of the President.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia

And security has orders to escort him to the street and rough him up a little

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (vd8XM)

315 I still giggle at *how* he was fired --- Comey was in California to give some speech and got word he was fired, LOL."

That was fucking awesome. It would be nice to see the DOJ, FBI and State padlocked when the grifters, thieves and incompetents show up to work/steal at their offices one morning.

Burn. It. Down.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat

Would have been even better if he was on an official FBI plane and guy on the tarmac said, you'll have to find your own way home, you're fired and then closed the door.

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (r7Fvf)

316
When Barr issues indictments, I don't want them announced. I want doors kicked in, asses dragged out into the night, wives humiliated, dogs cowering in corners, handcuffs, tasers....and leak to Fox's Hannity, so it can all be televised.
Posted by: Jane D'oh

=======

I keep saying, this is the only way anyone who's not keeping up with this is going to believe that crimes were committed. If it's all paperwork and motions and people climbing into black vans on their way out of the courthouse, then it's theoretical. Hypothetical. Up to interpretation. Mere formalities.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (/scPm)

317 Sen. Graham calls for reform of FISA. What a laugh.

The FBI's Woods Protocol was added in 2002 after then-FBI Director Robert Mueller admitted that exculpatory evidence was repeatedly withheld from the FISA Court.

Another FISA scandal in 2016 involving NSA.
Now this one. How many others?

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RbeRr)

318 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)

319 296 17 mistakes, one for each intelligence agency.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 12, 2019 01:47 PM (xkSJa)

I thought that was a convenient coincidence.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (V7qW2)

320 I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.

This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

321 79 >>>68 "The Who funds the federalist lines coming back,"

I don't get what that's all about.

...

Who funds Rick Wilson? He doesn't have a steady job -- guest gigs on MSNBC are not a steady job -- he wrote basically a pamphlet that didn't sell that well (and even a bestseller won't pay enough to live on for a year), he's going to Qater-funded junkets, etc.

Where is his money coming from?
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 01:22 PM (PbpT7)

Maybe he's like one of those chicks who gets to party on emirs' yachts in return for...considerations?

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (RD7QR)

322 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM

I don't care if it happened or not.
I WANT to believe.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (I99aF)

323 Because, *what am I gonna do* about somebody having a different opinion?!)

Disparage their parentage and drag them in the comments. This is the correct answer.

Posted by: Ayetollah Commentani at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (ppBhU)

324 I'll settle for compromising pictures of Wray with a congressional page boy posted on billboards all over D.C.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (VpIIl)

325 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?
Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
--------
Sounds more like LBJ's style.

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (3Z6pZ)

326 322 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM

I don't care if it happened or not.
I WANT to believe.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (I99aF)

=========

I think that was supposed to be Rex Tillerson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (q80AH)

327 FBI
Huh
Good Gawd Man
What Is It Good For ?
Absolutely Nothin'

Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (xfPFu)

328 Maybe he's like one of those chicks who gets to party on emirs' yachts in return for...considerations?

Yeah, but that goat costume wasn't cheap and then there's the dry cleaning bills

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (KZzsI)

329 Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)
---
It doesn't surprise me. The Faction always reacts to challenges to their power. And right now they advance by the soft power of the media's ability to lie to you about your world.

Right now, they are busy calling what could only amount to *information* from another country "interfering in our election".

Information = interference. Even though the founders insisted that it was a "republic, if we can keep it" with an *informed* citizenry.

McCain-Feingold was all about the primacy of the media's propaganda. And so is "Ukrainian interference".

Letting the voters hear anything outside what the Faction intends, is "interfering" in the election.

I have more to comment on this, but will break here.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:53 PM (YOhRS)

330 >>so not much has changed, except she now interrupts more important
things, and actually imposes some Manhattan Values into the process.
(and she is probably still a playmate of Chelsea, as she promised, can't
lose old friends just because they are criminals)



Her BFF is Wendi Deng, Rupert Murdoch's ex. Deng had affairs with Tony Blair and google' Eric Schmidt wile married to Murdoch. I would not consider her a good influence or conservative voice in Ivanka's ear.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (bDqIh)

331 Good Lord. I took the time to read this and what I didn't find was a movie review [of Eastwood's Richard Jewell]. Instead, it was a nearly 2,000-word screed on how this film represents a danger to the free press. It's such balderdash. . . .

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:48 PM (VWp7G)

==========

Richard Jewell NEEDS to be a success.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (q80AH)

332 320 I don't know whether to believe the Bannon leaking claims or not. The Deep State really, really wanted him out and easily could have railroaded the man.

This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)

You mean like Manafort? and Stone?

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (NgKpN)

333 And that little Case Agent 1...

was me.

Posted by: Lisa Page at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (Ct55T)

334 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (d7Ww2)
---
He had to let him up from the swirlie so he could hear.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:54 PM (YOhRS)

335 Pray for your families and friends, pray for our country and our leaders, pray for restoration of what has made this country great.
Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 01:51 PM (RpR4b)

Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (H8QX8)

336 You can kind of put some perspective on things that happened in the past. You can also see those atrocities in hindsight. But the fact a guy like Wray sees all this and goes, "meh", and keeps all the people involved in it employed makes me want to dick punch his mom.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (VpIIl)

337 Remains an FBI Employee
..........

Needs moar training.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (HgMAr)

338 This is worth considering. They REALLY hated the man and wanted him gone.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:52 PM (KZzsI)
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I consider that. I also consider his fit.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (YOhRS)

339 >>>Y'all are so mean to me.


Nah, we love you very much, but sometimes you put out crazy talk.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (VWp7G)

340 I love the media's reaction to Richard Jewell, its a huge help for publicity. I hope its a smash hit.

Also hilarious is their being shocked, shocked that a film is not meticulously exact to the last millisecond factual presentation of events after praising films like JFK and other "based on actual events" nonsense.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

341 Case Agent 1? Sounds like case agent fall guy to me.

Posted by: Sean

An extinction event has to start somewhere with someone...

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (32YRo)

342
They're doing some advance work on Durham on MSNBC right now.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (/scPm)

343 You know what doesn't go well with fat and greasy? Shelf hanging.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (aJ83x)

344 This isn't the FBI, it's a fucking flaming clown
dumpster fire crashing into a frat house and burning everything to the
ground while clowns run around with the hair on fire screaming
"impeachment!!"

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:45 PM (VpIIl)

And this ^^ is why I love this place.

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (dKm4U)

345 Remains an FBI Employee
........

They'd fire him but he can't find his car keys.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM (HgMAr)

346 I got willowed in the last thread but I have noticed on Sean Davis's twitter feed an uptick in the "Who Funds The Federalist" posts. It's almost creepy stalker like. I mean the entire feed is just "Who Funds The Federalist". How much does one get paid to be a creepy stalker posting the same thing over and over?

Posted by: Puddleglum, a new Soviet Virginian at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (UUrfE)

347 " Who funds Rick Wilson? "

Is there a 7-11 near his house?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (VpIIl)

348 340 I love the media's reaction to Richard Jewell, its a huge help for publicity. I hope its a smash hit.

Also hilarious is their being shocked, shocked that a film is not meticulously exact to the last millisecond factual presentation of events after praising films like JFK and other "based on actual events" nonsense.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 01:55 PM (KZzsI)

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Like Fargo.

But yeah, even the Rotten Tomatoes summary of opinion includes a notice that it's not 100% accurate.

"Richard Jewell simplifies the real-life events that inspired it -- yet still proves that Clint Eastwood remains a skilled filmmaker of admirable economy."

Bombshell, though, does not.

"Bombshell benefits from a terrific cast and a worthy subject, but its impact is muffled by a frustrating inability to go deeper than the sensationalistic surface."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (q80AH)

349 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the "world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane


Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

350 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

And there it is, again.

That's the way it's going to be from now on when Our Betters break the law. Comey covering for Felonia was just the first time. A trial-run, if you will, to see if they'd get away with it. And they did.
Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 01:19 PM (U7qMl)

Again, all the IG can work on is testimony. If the guy doesn't say he did it on purpose, then there is 'no evidence' of intentionality.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (eoQWY)

351 An extinction event has to start somewhere with someone...

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:56 PM

Gotta cool the sumbitch off, first! Pay off that bank loan. That's the ticket.

Posted by: Jordy Verril at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (I99aF)

352 The person is still with the FBI. Strzok and Page, horrible partisans, were also FBI employees, but they are no longer employed there. So this Case Agent 1 is an even bigger assclown than those 2, AND IS STILL EMPLOYED IN THE FBI.

Shut it down. Burn it down. Whatever you have to do, just end that whole bureau.

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (FJYfm)

353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.

Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

354 The biggest lie our puppet press ever told is that they are "free". They are dictation takers.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (H5x6m)

355 Types of grease:

Bacon grease
Chicken grease
Axel grease
Witherspoon, Grease

Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (vPKfA)

356 What was the same person's role in the Hillary whitewash?

If you think the probability odds are amazing in their work involving Trump world, add back in the Hillary "investigation" and calculate those odds again.

Posted by: jc at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (PuMKG)

357 Didn't PDT fire someone from the toilet?

Posted by: nurse ratched

How far did he fly?

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (32YRo)

358 Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM

How many of these have Mueller's fingerprints somewhere on them? He was truly the master of disaster.

Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (I99aF)

359 Horowitz said that IG investigators found no specific evidence that the agent's "pattern of errors" were intentional.

This is just stupid. Evidence of intent is almost always circumstantial, because most people, even idiots, have the good sense not to confess. The pattern is evidence of intentionality. This is not a Perry Mason-level insight, ffs.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (ppBhU)

360 >>Someone found him in Qatar, seriously. Might even have been Ace, or
shared here. I apologize for not remembering and not properly giving
credit.


Think it was ace -- and The Rick Wilson tooke something like a 2 week trip there and was tweeting all sorts of fawning things about his travels there. Guess he didn't notice the slave labor, AQ and ISIS funding 'n stuff Qatar does.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (bDqIh)

361 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

362 who was the agent that worked with Stzork on the Flynn case? The one that may or may not have written up the notes? He could be case agent 1

Posted by: notsothoreau at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (JKNZq)

363 349
We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane







Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

Whitey Bulgar

Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (5l6gb)

364 Where does Rick Wilson get his funding?

idk, Soros is a usual suspect, but Koch Industries and much of WallStreet wants open borders, American Liberty be damned.


And then there are several thousand "Charitable Foundations" that are really tax shelters run by leftists, to keep their globalist revenue society enriched. These type HUGE entities promote Greta Games, global warming craziness, and any number of the media that will push the right dialogue. They'd probably get Rick Wilson mouthpiece types on the cheap.

Posted by: illiniwek at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (Cus5s)

365 Oh, and by the way morons, there is no deep state...

Posted by: Timon at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (dKm4U)

366 358 Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM

How many of these have Mueller's fingerprints somewhere on them? He was truly the master of disaster.
Posted by: Rusty Nail at December 12, 2019 01:59 PM (I99aF)

But... but... Straight shooter! Above reproach! Decorated Vet!

/spit

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (NgKpN)

367 >>who was the agent that worked with Stzork on the Flynn case? The one that may or may not have written up the notes? He could be case agent 1

Joe Pientka

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (ZLI7S)

368 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

We can hope

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (48RE5)

369 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)

The high water pants are cutting off his circulation to the brain. Also venereal diseases the like of which medical science has never seen contracted through acts that would shock the conscience of a 2-dollar whore. But let's not dwell on that.

Posted by: joncelli, because somebody had to at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (RD7QR)

370 358: Too many. Mueller is the Jamie Gorelick of Federal law enforcement.

Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 02:01 PM (pYQR/)

371 Vegas

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (H5x6m)

372 Yep, I'm sure our thoroughly corrupt judiciary will get right on punishing themselves and our thoroughly corrupt media will be making sure that happens and our thoroughly corrupt information services will make sure everyone knows what progress is being made at every step of the way as our thoroughly corrupt punditry will make sure to explain everything to everyone in a truthful, transparent manner that all can understand.

Yep, justice will be done, like it always is in the good ol' USA. Boy, I sure am glad my tax dollars contribute to all this good, honest government I'm getting. Every time I send in a check I know I'm doing the right thing by keeping this system going.

Posted by: Tim at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (MO30/)

373 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the "world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over the past 30 years

Funny how many of those happened during Democrat presidencies. You can add the Oregon standoff and shooting.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (KZzsI)

374 Sorry to be so shallow. But when Democrats announced the impeachment that had to be a group of the ugliest, funny looking, clownish people ever assembled. Pelosi, Nadler, Waters. Schiff and whoever the fluffers were. It was like an grisly orgy of beasts. Small children everywhere were probably running from the tv crying and screaming in horror.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)

375 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.

Zombie Oompa Loompa

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (U7qMl)

376 Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane







Posted by: motionview at December 12, 2019 01:57 PM (pYQR/)

Whitey Bulgar
Posted by: Quilter's Irish Death at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (5l6gb)

Bundy Ranch

Posted by: Don Q at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (NgKpN)

377 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM (HgMAr)



All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?

Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

378 >>Not sure what SSA means -- supervisory special agent?

Yes. I believe that would be Peter Strzok.
Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 01:31 PM (ZLI7S)

Strzok certainly was one guy that was on every dirty program - Hillary emails, Crossfire, the insurance policy, Mueller investigation.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (eoQWY)

379 This country suffered a major terrorist attack targeted at cconvervatives and the media was able to pretend it all away.

Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (H5x6m)

380 Tiffany Trump lights up a room ?!?


Plays well with Glass?!?!

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (5IHGB)

381 ace meant that he was going to put his fat greasy penis in Case Agent 1's mom.

He's always saying that, everyone will tell you.

Posted by: How the Left wing media would cover for ace if he were Joe Biden at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (9VeU0)

382 "Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying."

He needs a Snickers, or forty.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (VpIIl)

383 So here's the thing. The Dem lawyer *insisted* that not only *should* Trump have no worries about corruption in Ukraine, but Trump *did* have no worries about corruption *because* Zelensky was a reform candidate running on an anti-corruption platform.

Yet, they believe that when Trump said "investigation", Zelensky would *know* to "make up dirt".

This is another Schroedinger's state produced by the media.

1. Biden said he was cleared--by the Ukrainians, even.

2. Ukraine is not corrupt, because Zelensky ran on an anti-corruption platform. In fact, Zelensky can be taken so blameless in that so that Trump can be certified as KNOWING there was no corruption in the Ukraine and that *could* not have been a concern. Thus, when Trump administration maintains he was concerned about Ukrainian corruption, they are undoubtably *lying* (that's the implication by the Dem attorney).

3. The proper state that nobody can suspect Ukraine of dirty dealing implies that if Biden was telling the absolute truth, they would return *nothing* but a clean bill of health.

That would help Trump's re-election how, exactly?

Nobody in the media wants you to think. They present News Reactors so that you get into the pattern of thinking News Reaction is *normal*.

Information IS their enemy. And if it hurts their control, they don't want an informed public.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (YOhRS)

384 Anyone else having weird power issues? I'm in Texas, friend I'm texting is in Nebraska. We're both having roughly concurrent, repeating brownouts, despite being on separate grids (Texas has its own).

Is there a solar flare or something?

Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)

385 You know for a whitewash, this report is pretty specific and pretty damning.

Kind of goes like this...

We couldn't prove that he intended to murder him.

But we found his gun with his fingerprints on it, and proved that the bullet was fired from his gun.

We will have to leave it up to others to draw their conclusions.

Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (AGMq9)

386 Bombshell, though, does not.

Shocked, I am. Shocked.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (KZzsI)

387 380 Tiffany Trump lights up a room ?!?

Ain't nobody throwing shade at her.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (U7qMl)

388 Waaaaay OT but I call this War and Piece of Ass.

Rene Hardy (31 October 1911 - 12 April 1987) was a member of the French Resistance during World War II. Hardy was born in Mortree, Orne. Having rendered dedicated and valuable service as a member of the resistance group Combat, he was nevertheless suspected of being instrumental in the arrest of Jean Moulin, General Charles Delestraint and other resistants. Despite later being acquitted in two separate trials, those suspicions have never gone away.

Treason Edit
In January 1943 Hardy was seduced by the 20 year-old Lydie Bastien, described by one journalist as a great "French beauty" whose true loyalty was to her German lover, the Gestapo officer Harry Stengritt and Hardy was arrested on 7 June 1943 when he walked into a trap laid by Bastien. Bastien was a devoted to the occult and the philosophy of Frederich Nietzsche, had taken the Gestapo officer Stengritt as her lover and was paid for her work for the Gestapo in the form of gems and diamonds that Stengritt had confiscated from French Jews before deporting them to Auschwitz.[1] In his turn, Stengritt worked for Klaus Barbie, the "Butcher of Lyon". Bastien recalled: "I was already working for the Germans and they told me how to find and get to know Hardy, who I met and seduced at their request".[1] Hardy fell madly in love with her, and Bastien later mentioned: "He was soon obsessed with me. Very quickly he was telling me all his secrets and I had complete access to his secret files."[1] Bastien loathed Hardy and only slept with him out of her loyalty to Strengritt and the diamonds he paid her with.[1] On 7 June 1943, Hardy bought a train ticket and as Bastien remembered: "The fool even thought I was coming with him. I warned the Germans he was on his way. Then Barbie called me to Lyon where they had taken Hardy and I told him that he had no choice. He had to collaborate with Barbie or my parents and myself would be arrested as well."" Faced with the prospect of losing Bastien forever and unaware of her true loyalties or the fact that she secretly hated him, Hardy agreed to start working for Barbie.

When, in 1943, Gestapo officers under the orders of Klaus Barbie stormed the house in Caluire where the French Resistance leadership was secretly meeting, only Hardy was not put in handcuffs. As the seven other men were led away, Hardy successfully made a break for it. The incident seemed suspicious to Raymond Aubrac, who, based on the ease with which the SS had let him go, always remained convinced that Hardy had alerted the Gestapo of their meeting. "From all the Germans with their submachine guns, there were only a couple of scattered shots," Aubrac later stated.

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After the war he was twice tried for treason but not convicted. He becamem a writer, known for Triple Cross (1966), Bitter Victory (1957) and Between Love and Duty (1960).

I stumbled across this because I often read IMDb trivia about old movies I watch and I watched Bitter Victory. (Don't bother.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (+y/Ru)

389 361 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

390 Don't tell him about the solar flare.

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (M0u+N)

391 Sorry to be so shallow. But when Democrats announced the impeachment that had to be a group of the ugliest, funny looking, clownish people ever assembled. Pelosi, Nadler, Waters. Schiff and whoever the fluffers were. It was like an grisly orgy of beasts. Small children everywhere were probably running from the tv crying and screaming in horror.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (VpIIl)
---
I am too, when I say that Jerry Nadler looks like somebody took a mondo dump in Jerry Nadler's pants.

*He* is a pantload.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (YOhRS)

392 372 Yep, I'm sure our thoroughly corrupt judiciary will get right on punishing themselves

That's the big lie - that this will all get resolved peacefully in a courtroom.

It would be funny, if so many self-styled rational people didn't so fervently believe it.

Posted by: Clayton Bigsby at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (a4/Ug)

393 Vegas
Posted by: ... at December 12, 2019 02:02 PM (H5x6m)



Not sure Vegas counts as a screw up. I mean, when you do absolutely nothing, is that a screw up, or just abject laziness?

Posted by: Ted K. at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (FJYfm)

394 Small children everywhere were probably running from the tv crying and screaming in horror.

Yeah they definitely give off an old circus freak show vibe. Or one of those pictures of a coal mining family from deep in the hollar in Tennessee, with the family tree that doesn't branch.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (KZzsI)

395 >>Strzok certainly was one guy that was on every dirty program - Hillary emails, Crossfire, the insurance policy, Mueller investigation.

And he's quite well known by now.

Oddly, his partner in many of these scandals was a guy who has been kept from the public and is barely known at all but he had at least a big a roll as Strzok.

Joe Pientka.

Posted by: JackStraw at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (ZLI7S)

396 FBI
Huh
Good Gawd Man
What Is It Good For ?
Absolutely Nothin'




Say it again!

Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (kr/v5)

397 nood

Posted by: eleven at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (M0u+N)

398 Vegas.

Hey. We're not supposed to remember the biggest mass-shooting in US history.

Vegas? What's Vegas? Wasn't that the chick that used to be on The View? I know of no Vegas, Bob from the NSC.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 12, 2019 02:05 PM (U7qMl)

399 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (Zz0t1)

400 Is there a solar flare or something?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM

Everything is fine he

Posted by: Minnfidel at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (r7Fvf)

401 377 353 Is Nadler sick and dying? Because he looks sick and dying.
Posted by: wth at December 12, 2019 01:58 PM HgMAr)


All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)

The prototype
https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=spawn+clown&FORM=HDRSC2

Posted by: random lurker commenter at December 12, 2019 02:06 PM (48RE5)

402 384 Anyone else having weird power issues? I'm in Texas, friend I'm texting is in Nebraska. We're both having roughly concurrent, repeating brownouts, despite being on separate grids (Texas has its own).

Is there a solar flare or something?
Posted by: Cato, Collectivism Delenda Est at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (J+mig)

California is fine, but then we saved up a lot of electricity from earlier this year!

Posted by: PG&E!!! at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (NgKpN)

403 Everytime I try to get out....they pull me back in.

Posted by: Guy who sez... at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (M9bB2)

404 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "

-
I meant to do that.

Posted by: Pee-Wee Herman at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (+y/Ru)

405 Speaking of sick fat guys, did you see the picture of Weinstein stumbling into the court session with a walker? I couldn't help but think of that Casino courtroom scene with all the mobsters in wheelchairs, oxygen tanks and nurses present. You can't convict me and give me jail time, I'm old and sick!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (KZzsI)

406 All the other problems I have going on down here, and now you want me to take in another fat guy? Can't it wait?
Posted by: Satan at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (FJYfm)


The Notorious RBG is skinny. Doesn't take up much room. Just sayin'.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 02:07 PM (DXT9A)

407 Are you sure they're not talking about Cincinnati Intern Temporary Summer Hire Jr Assistant Who Left in 2017 #1?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (aJkzG)

408 You know for a whitewash, this report is pretty specific and pretty damning.

Kind of goes like this...

We couldn't prove that he intended to murder him.

But we found his gun with his fingerprints on it, and proved that the bullet was fired from his gun.

We will have to leave it up to others to draw their conclusions.
Posted by: Dave in Fla at December 12, 2019 02:03 PM (AGMq9)
---
And the note "I will kill him" implies "with kindness".

Posted by: Whitewater Hearing Lawyer whose name I forget...something like Regniald Vel Johnson, but NOT Reginal at December 12, 2019 02:08 PM (YOhRS)

409 389 361 Funniest line in a 5 star review of The Phantom Menace:

"I know a lot of people have a huge problem with the acting and the screenplay and I respect that maybe some of the line delivery is shaky and the performances are questionable, but it's all intentional. "
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, Strong with the Force Schwartz at December 12, 2019 02:00 PM (q80AH)

"It's not stupid, it's advanced!"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at December 12, 2019 02:04 PM (KUaJL)

Well there are some movies, like some of the older James Bond movies, which are intentionally tongue in cheek. I could buy that with Jar Jar. The weak lead and atrocious romance arcs, while par for the course in Star Wars, I don't think is intentional.

Posted by: Someguy at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (7nTlT)

410 @376

Las Vegas Mass Shooting "investigation" is another upper decker level disaster.


Also never forget, the FBI blew off reports that Muslim men were hitting up flight schools with the sole learning criteria of taking off, flying the plane and not really interested in landing procedures.


It's all true and detailed in the 911 commission report.


The FIB has been screwing the pooch for a very long time.

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (NvYVF)

411 She may have great Tits, but Ivanka is a fucking liability.



Posted by: garrett at December 12, 2019 01:24 PM (dSCW/)


I could find it in my heart to forgive her while motorboating those bazzooms.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (1CjJc)

412
I saw Case Agent 1 open for Crossfire Hurricane at MSG in 2009!

Posted by: Lisa Page at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (LLUXC)

413 Acting on erroneous information, I mistakenly planted two kilos of heroin in my neighbor's house and called the police on her.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (U7voe)

414 could find it in my heart to forgive her while motorboating those bazzooms.




Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (1CjJc)
But would you still forgive her afterwards?

Posted by: DamnedYankee at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (aJkzG)

415 349
We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane




Bill Ayers

Posted by: x at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (nFwvY)

416 Also never forget, the FBI blew off reports that Muslim men were hitting up flight schools with the sole learning criteria of taking off, flying the plane and not really interested in landing procedures.

It's all true and detailed in the 911 commission report.

The FIB has been screwing the pooch for a very long time.
Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 12, 2019 02:09 PM (NvYVF)


They also farted off the Russians' warning re the Tsarnaevs. Too busy investigating Republicans, I guess.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at December 12, 2019 02:10 PM (DXT9A)

417 I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.
Posted by: RoyalOil
===========================

This. Fruit from a poisoned tree as far as I'm concerned.

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (prSvo)

418 #363

911
WTC 1993
Pearl Harbor

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (M9bB2)

419 Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice

Every day but if it comes to actual bloodletting then Pandora's box has been opened. I have great respect for the many erudite and eloquent voices here but not a single one has that ability to predict the end result of that scenario. If our country goes to war with itself, our enemies will rejoice and those that have forgotten they were our allies will wake up with fear.

Posted by: Official AosHq closed captioning brought to you by AoP Transmission Specialists at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (RpR4b)

420 Asst. FBI Director: "Okay newbies, we going to play a little role playing now as an intro to your new duties. Okay, first off we need some one to play the role of Case Agent 1. Come on, now, who will be a team play, huh? What about you, Snodgrass? Whatdya say?
Snodgrass' "Okay sir, I mean if it will help, I guess I...
Asst. FBI Director: Super! Whada team player! Let's hear it for Snodgrass, guys! By the way, Snodgrass, the IG wants to see you asap...

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:13 PM (32YRo)

421 Just saying. She might be nice, pleasant to be around, a good mom, a Christian lady, supportive and loyal to a fault.--
But does she make a good sammich?

Posted by: FrodoB at December 12, 2019 02:14 PM (V7laS)

422 This. Fruit from a poisoned tree as far as I'm concerned.
Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:12 PM (prSvo)

Yep. Sorry guys, but since you don't record interviews you're forcing me to fall back on your agents' credibility and the credibility of your organization. And, well, you don't have any.

Posted by: Vanya at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (U7voe)

423 What about Parkland? Wasnt the local FBI notified of Cruz behavior and nothing came of it?

Posted by: Floridachick at December 12, 2019 02:16 PM (D+6+2)

424 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.



Richard Jewell

Ruby Ridge

Waco

Anthrax

Hanssen

Fast and Furious

Clinton emails

Steele dossier

Crossfire Hurricane

Bill Ayers

The MOVE firebombing in Philadelphia that killed 11 and burned down a city block

Posted by: Guzalot at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (prSvo)

425 They couldn't find Patty Hearst who lived in plain view in a couple miles from the state capitol in Sacramento.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:17 PM (M9bB2)

426 You can't convict me and give me jail time, I'm old and sick!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

That old Vincent "the chin" Gigante schtick never gets old, I tell ya!

Posted by: Boswell at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (32YRo)

427 Also in consideration this week.

17 documented major errors: Incompetency.

5 investigations into Trump-Russia connection: no facts, but it's STILL "their truth", so that would *suggest* if you can't find *facts* that document conspiracy... Investigatorial incompetency.

.... It is a CONSPIRACY THEORY to not *trust* the IC for their "expert" opinions.

That they were *concerned* about the Steele report is reason enough to suspect that if the "experts" were concerned that there is something there.

But we have all this *documented* evidence of incompetence. Including the vetting of Israel's 9/11 tip-off as well (which is one reason that Bush Jr. didn't want to rely on the IC)

It's a Schroedinger--and *why* would you want the cat dead?

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:18 PM (YOhRS)

428 The FBI hired Mueller. They also hired Comey.

Hoover spent a career spying on Washington D.C.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:19 PM (M9bB2)

429 Just fight the Left. That's all that is required. Fight them openly, clearly, vigorously, relentlessly.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice
---
Exactly. And own-goalers like Bannon are entirely un-useful.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:20 PM (YOhRS)

430 You can bet the FBI has a reading room with paper files that go way back.

Posted by: torabora at December 12, 2019 02:21 PM (M9bB2)

431 Fuck this shit!

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (bloh/)

432 We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the "world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over the past 30 years.

Hoover
Whitey Bulger
LaVoy Finicum
Uranium One
Hanssen
Parkland

Posted by: cool breeze at December 12, 2019 02:23 PM (UGKMd)

433 @424
"We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen
Fast and Furious
Clinton emails
Steele dossier
Crossfire Hurricane
Bill Ayers
The MOVE firebombing in Philadelphia that killed 11 and burned down a city block"

On the other hand our Conference tables are TERRIFIC !

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)

434 >>>I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.

Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

435 434 >>>I will never, ever in my lifetime vote on a jury to convict if any part of the evidence came from the FBI.
And neither should you.

I don't think I can ever convict in any federal case.
Posted by: ace at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (PbpT7)

-----

What if Strzok is the defendant?

Posted by: MAGA at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (bloh/)

436 Let's not ignore Case Agent 2 who shared classified information with Steele at a time when they were trying figure out if Steele was full of shit and would give them more about his intelligence network.

The handling agent and an intelligence analyst found it odd that information was flowing from the FBI to a person paid to provide raw intelligence.

And wouldn't you know it? Case Agent 2's bosses (Strozk and Priestap) somehow failed to remember if they authorized him to share that information.

Priestap laughably suggests it was necessary because Steele had an intelligence background. I guess FBI sources typically don't have intelligence backgrounds so there's no need to share classified information with those particular sources.

p 114-115 of the report

Posted by: jmt at December 12, 2019 02:35 PM (I8vjj)

437 "The handling agent and an intelligence analyst found it odd that information was flowing from the FBI to a person paid to provide raw intelligence."

I would sooner believe the Pakistani goatherd who claimed he was just walking around with a hardon and tripped into the goat.

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:38 PM (koNhm)

438 Does Case Agent 1's name rhyme with Ftrzok?

He ain't on the front lines anymore, but I believe Peter Strzok is still working in the FBI's dungeon. Hopefully swamping the toilets.

Posted by: cpurick at December 12, 2019 02:42 PM (nawZ+)

439 @424
"We need a comprehensive list of the catastrophic clusterfarks of the
"world's preeminent investigative agency" and it's Federal allies over
the past 30 years.

Richard Jewell
Ruby Ridge
Waco
Anthrax
Hanssen

Posted by: xnycpeasant at December 12, 2019 02:26 PM (koNhm)
---
You know, I really didn't like Mmm Bop. But the FBI was right to stand down.

Posted by: Axeman at December 12, 2019 02:52 PM (YOhRS)

440 The press knows who this agent is.

They are just trying to cover it up like with the fake "whistleblower."

Someone should ask Mollie Hemingway to find out.

Posted by: Thatch at December 12, 2019 03:32 PM (37XoB)

441 How many conspirators between agent1 and Obama?

When in 2015 did the plan to get Trump start?

How many other Obama criminal conspiracies have their been?

Posted by: Goatweed at December 12, 2019 03:39 PM (iR3Gu)

442 "Case Agent 1 was primarily responsible for some of the most significant errors and omissions in the FISA applications," Michael Horowitz, the inspector general, said"

'errors and omissions'

Ok, sorry, but this has to be said:

Are. You. Fucking. Kidding. Me?

Posted by: TANSTAAFL at December 12, 2019 04:48 PM (T09ml)

443 There are within the FBI and other law enforcement agencies valuable investigators who are essentially attack dogs. If the supervisor exercises good judgment, he can often intuit who's the bad guy. He can then point the attack dog in the direction of the bad guy and order "sic." The attack dog will tear the target to pieces, by ferreting out every piece of information about the target, his activities, his background, his associates and his statements, whether true, half-true, or outright false. The supervisor and the prosecutor must then sift through this mountain to determine whether the information creates an actual case, paints a true picture of the bad guy, which is worth pursuing and prosecuting.

If the supervisor exercises bad judgment, innocent people can be destroyed by the attack dog. If the supervisor is malevolently persecuting his perceived enemies, then innocent people will be destroyed. If the prosecutor conspires with the supervisor, then innocent people will go to jail.

Strzok was an attack dog, who was made a supervisor.

Posted by: Nikola's Notion at December 15, 2019 10:29 AM (hrHLc)

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