Star Democrat "Witness" Says That Trump Should Be Impeached Because His 8-Year-Old Son Thinks Trump Is a "Bad Person," Then Jumps from the Witness Seat to the Prosecutor's Table and Starts Interrogating Republican Witnesses

He's both the star witness and the prosecuting attorney at today's fake impeachment hearings, because the Democrats have said "YOLO" to constitutional government and civil peace.

First, as an expert witness in the field of Orange Man Bad:

The Democrats' star witness today is literally testifying that Trump should be impeached because his son says he's a "bad person."

YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP pic.twitter.com/Cnx3xCqrs9
— Caleb Hull 🎅🏻🎁 (@CalebJHull) December 9, 2019

Then, as a prosecuting attorney badgering Republican witnesses:

Dem counsel Barry Berke, who was first to testify at the House Judiciary Committee hearing, is now on dais questioning witnesses as a staff member of the House Judiciary Committee.

GOPs protesting this, say he can't be witness AND questioner. Biggs says this is "unprecedented." pic.twitter.com/e66ggRjLDn
— Kristina Wong 🎄🇺🇸 (@kristina_wong) December 9, 2019

Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-TX) on Democratic counsel questing GOP counsel after previously delivering opening statement: "This is not appropriate to have a witness be a questioner of somebody that was a witness when he was...It's just wrong." https://t.co/QF6tEiMaEP pic.twitter.com/5gD9yLbSSO
— CBS Evening News (@CBSEveningNews) December 9, 2019

Bonus:

PICTURED: A low-level government employee making an error, but not doing anything overtly political. pic.twitter.com/1cOqjRjCWm
— Jesse Kelly (@JesseKellyDC) December 9, 2019

Posted by: Ace of Spades at 04:52 PM

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1 It really is like our family court system. Unreal.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (P0nip)

2 I feel the need for a drink (or two or three) coming on.

Posted by: kathysaysso at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (vkS2Z)

3 hola chamucos y chamucas

Posted by: Jasper Moore at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (B+t5k)

4 * honkity, honk-honk *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (GPz65)

5 What do they do that's not wrong? Glad Republicans are really standing up for good here. Jesus.

Posted by: Ree at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (N3yvc)

6 >>Dem counsel Barry Berke, who was first to testify at the House Judiciary
Committee hearing, is now on dais questioning witnesses as a staff
member of the House Judiciary Committee.

- - -

WHAT THE F#$%?!???

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM (bDqIh)

7 As a history buff, I can tell you that Stalin didn't stoop this low.

Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2019 04:55 PM (YslsA)

8 What is the relevance of that Magna Carta thingy?

Ahh, screw it.

Continue with the witch trials.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 04:55 PM (sy5kK)

9 Barry Berke then gently raised the back of one perfumed wrist to xer forehead and swooned gracefully onto xer fainting couch.

TF I hate these "people."

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 04:56 PM (U7qMl)

10 YOLO is white girl ghetto speak so perfect for most of Congress.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:56 PM (P0nip)

11 Wait, what the actual fucking fuckity fuck?

He was a witness and then questioned people?

You. You can't do that.

Well, apparently you can but the fuck.

This is all so insanely stupid.

Posted by: alexthechick - Ragebunny. Hopping all around. at December 09, 2019 04:56 PM (mf5HN)

12 Over the line! Mark it zero. This isnt Nam, Smokey, there are rules.

Aren't there?

Posted by: Regular joe at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (6/uwW)

13 This whole charade is fucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (6XlcD)

14 He was a witness and then questioned people?

Barri has lots of time on his hands, what with the leaving of the pleasuring of his wife to others. So many, many others.

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (U7qMl)

15 And how much $$ do you want to bet these Demtards in the House get reelected next year?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (N39Ws)

16 Banana Republic

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (G0vdT)

17

Rules don't apply to the left

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (mpeBU)

18 Are you fucking kidding me?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (dUJdY)

19 Don't forget that Berke gets to be the executioner too.

Posted by: Furious George at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (9vQJW)

20 I wish I could be unsurprised, but somehow I can't. Having a witness also act as an interrogator for other witnesses is unreal.

It's like they're going for "most enraging possible yet still pitch-perfect definition of 'farce'"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (I2dne)

21 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (P0nip)

22 General Melchick - I might have the spelling wrong - approves.

Posted by: PabloD at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (JtLkC)

23
What a day.

They're going to impeach him before Christmas. Durham starts making moves, what say, around July 2020. I've got to find something to care about between now and then.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (M9ntN)

24 Still struggling to see the end game for the progs here... it's an obvious mockery. They must believe this is so insane the GOP would never turn around and pull this crap on them.
They have a valid point.

Posted by: Inogame at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (1TU21)

25 13
This whole charade is fucked up

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 04:57 PM (6XlcD)

This is kind of the cherry on top of this soup sandwich.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (1CjJc)

26

Comrades this is how show trials are conducted

Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (mpeBU)

27 Guess Berne is from my and the architect of the impeachment

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (EUZ52)

28
Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (zBaqJ)

29 When crows show up to a freshly planted field to steal the seed, a farmer shoots the first one and sticks it on a pike in the middle of the field as a warning to the others.

Just sayin', it's a tried and true method to keep vermin under control.

Has anyone actually tried it in DC yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

30
Can we go back to talking about tits and counter factual warfare??

Cuz I see counter factual warfare actually being an issue in the very near future.

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (8XRCm)

31 When will Che Che be testifying?
How about Mary Cloggenstein?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (aCNZ6)

32 Did he have his clown nose on?

Posted by: dantesed at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (88xKn)

33 Goddamn clown show.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (NWiLs)

34 Bird flew by the window, and my cat did a Wile E Coyote from her cat tree into said window.

I've been laughing the past five minutes with her glaring at me.

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (RU4sa)

35 26 Comrades this is how show trials are conducted
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (mpeBU)

You realize that after show trials come summary executions...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (zBaqJ)

36 Berke! Frkn phone

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (EUZ52)

37 CNN: AUSTERE CONSTITUTIONAL SCHOLAR

Posted by: Jay in CDA at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (BmbhR)

38
Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

=======

I don't remember that. I remember the initiation scene, though.

WHACK.

"Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

Now that seems familiar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

39 Has anyone actually tried it in DC yet?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 04:59 PM (sy5kK)

-----

*stink eye*

Posted by: John F Kennedy at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (8XRCm)

40 At least both Durham AND Barr came out with strong statements today.

The Daily Wire has a rundown of Barr's.

BREAKING: Attorney General Barr Releases Statement Responding To FISA Report

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (vEIlU)

41 He was the only guy not playing with his phone.

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (RuIsu)

42 It really is just as though they studied the Soviet show trials of the 20's and 30's for hints and tips on procedure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (JwHjN)

43 can't add much. Schiuff would have made a swell judge under Stalin. Nadler isn't much better. Imagin e what this hearing would be like if Swallowell were the chairman here

Raskin... repeating the BS they've said before. I gotta turn this off.

Posted by: mallfly the Peach of Hoboken at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (YG34V)

44 So they are going for good ratings for the clown show?

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (eoQWY)

45 38 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

Towards the end when they decide to revoke the Delta House's charter and expel them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

46 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

----

More like...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4zP7247W7o

"Does the code name 'Sapphire' mean anything to you?"

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (4yrpr)

47 And the super duper high integrity neverTrumpers still see nothing wrong with this show trial?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (aCNZ6)

48 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

------

"....... and rumors that liberties were taken with women. *wink* They were."

Posted by: John F Kennedy at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (8XRCm)

49 I don't remember that. I remember the initiation scene, though.

WHACK.

"Thank you, Sir, may I have another?"

Now that seems familiar.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

This is not who we are. You are sentenced to one remedial Animal House viewing.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (1CjJc)

50 or was that the NYT with the terrorist that the dog chased down - who can keep track anymore with this sh*t

Posted by: Jay in CDA at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (BmbhR)

51 The thing is, no matter how much the unexpurgated testimony looks like a raging dumpster fire for the Democrats, they know that the MSM will clean it up for the masses to make it look like OrangeManBad's about to go to the pokey for this.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (iuFgi)

52 So they are going for good ratings for the clown show?
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (eoQWY)
+++++++++++++++
That ship done sailed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (I2dne)

53 DUDE.

Posted by: Franz Kafka at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (hbTkw)

54 Republican complacency and inaction is allowing this.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (xfb67)

55 This is the guy who trashed Trump, and when the GOP objected as House members and staffers (Berke is a Donk staff counsel) are not allowed to impugn the motives of the Executive branch, Nadless said witnesses aren't bound by those rules. Yet when the GOP side asked why Berke and Castor hadn't been sworn in, Nadless said Berke wasn't a witness but a staffer giving an opening statement.

Both sides status: Had.

Posted by: AZ Hi Desert (Gringo fuertemente armado) at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (7zQnd)

56 Mr. Berke's compelling testimony and his masterful questioning of the witnesses has convinced me, and I will be voting to remove the President from office.

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (9vQJW)

57 53 DUDE.
Posted by: Franz Kafka at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (hbTkw)

"Jawol?"

- - Roland Freisler

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (zBaqJ)

58 It really is just as though they studied the Soviet show trials of the 20's and 30's for hints and tips on procedure.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365

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And flavored it with some liberal doses of Kids in the Hall sketches.

...Pun intended.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (4yrpr)

59 Take names. They will be needed later.

Posted by: Brother Cavil
Democrats, Media, and Deep State:
Hostis Humani Generis
at December 09, 2019 05:02 PM (Rvlwi)

60 Dem Witness - Orange Man Bad turned me into a Newt!

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (gmo/4)

61
sok

Posted by: fixerupper at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (8XRCm)

62 The democrats are scared. I wonder why?

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (JUOKG)

63 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

64 45 38 Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:00 PM (M9ntN)

Towards the end when they decide to revoke the Delta House's charter and expel them?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (zBaqJ)

Senator Blutarsky, where are you when your people need you?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (sy5kK)

65 "Durham starts making moves, what say, around July 2020."

I'd be surprised if you see Durham move on anything next year. These guys give a new meaning to slow.

Posted by: lowandslow at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (Mr80f)

66 The same Barry Berke on Diblasio's inaugural committee? Of course it is

Posted by: CN at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (U7k5w)

67 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

lol, for a minute there, I thought you said Animal Farm

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (vEIlU)

68 And the super duper high integrity neverTrumpers still see nothing wrong with this show trial?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years

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They're masturbating to it.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (4yrpr)

69 Those bastards in Cincinnati are always screwing things up.

Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

70 A Democrat witness could spend 30 minutes going um, uh, umm and the flatulent MFM would praise the speech.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (aCNZ6)

71 Goddamn clown show.

I think we need raging clown boners on fire in a clown car, but I've misplaced my Style Guide.

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (gd9RK)

72 And the Democrat Party's long, primal scream of anguish goes up a few notches.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (0QYMt)

73 I think YOLO covers the Dems pretty well at this point. They're even abandoning procedural rules, its just Calvinball all the way down now.

Because they are certain they are right, that Trump is evil, so why bother with the rules since its a foregone conclusion anyway? Just like every leftist tyranny before them. Germany, Soviet Union, Cambodia, all of them.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (KZzsI)

74 Next witness will testify that Trump weighs more than a duck.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (hbTkw)

75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.

[Platinum membership to first Moron to ID this - JJ excluded cuz I know he'll know it]

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (El6T/)

76 Rush nailed it; this is the trial scene from "Animal House."

Posted by: J.J. Sefton

lol, for a minute there, I thought you said Animal Farm
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (vEIlU)

The "Pig from Man, Man from Pig" line fits Nadler.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (eoQWY)

77 63 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

I believe that happens after the early afternoon break. Gotta keep Progda's ratings up.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (sy5kK)

78 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T

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And a geek eating live chickens.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (4yrpr)

79 So when does the float with "eat me" written on the side stop by?

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (gmo/4)

80 I'll tune in to watch this shit sandwich if something like this breaks out:

"Such was the case in 1798 when Roger Griswold, a Federalist Congressman from Connecticut got into a heated debate with Matthew Lyon, a Vermont Democratic-Republican. Griswold made the mistake of calling Lyon a scoundrel (a word that was considered profanity at the time). Lyon then spit in Griswold's face and there was no stopping the ensuing melee. Neither Griswold or Lyon believed in the proverb, "forgive and forget". A few weeks later, Griswold attacked Lyon on the Senate floor with a cane and then Lyon went after him with a pair of fire tongs."

https://tinyurl.com/y95v76r6

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (RU4sa)

81 Those bastards in Cincinnati are always screwing things up.
Posted by: joncelli the prophet, now accepting donations at December 09, 2019 05:04 PM (RD7QR)

Leave the Bengals out of this.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (eoQWY)

82 So how many fundamentals of our American criminal justice system have been killed by the Democrats so far in order to get Trump?
-- Presumption of innocence
-- Right to face your accuser
-- Client/attorney privilege

What am I forgetting?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (bDqIh)

83 he's a floor wax and a dessert topping, and we can reference the Hungarian phrasebook sketch from python,

Posted by: gaius martius at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (hMlTh)

84 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:03 PM (VpIIl)

and that Schiff thing

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (vEIlU)

85 Any other Republican president would have either caved by now or said "fuck it. I'm resigning."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (CqE5x)

86 My evergreen question -

Part 1 - Are there any undecided observers?

If so, Part 2 - Does anyone, anywhere in the country, believe that this spectacle convinces any undecided observer?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (Y4EXg)

87 What a friggin joke our government is.

One big clown show passion play for our cognitively challenged population.

I can clearly envision the mindless idiots in our country tweeting out #ImpeachFoadyFi before flicking the idiot box over to catch the Kardashian Holiday Special.

Friggin' sick of it, I am.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (xxCXd)

88 63 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.
Posted by: Marcus T
______________

* perks up at mention of "organ grinder" *

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (9vQJW)

89 Senate GOP should call his son as a witness.

Ask him what Daddy says after he's been drinking.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (hbTkw)

90 Holy shit. Democrats had Harvey Dent testify as a witness and then as a questioner???

Are the Republicans going to call in Batman?

Posted by: Marcus T at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (VpIIl)

91 The only solution to this traitorous clown show is a flamethrower.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (oiW2a)

92 Schiff: My Hearings Are Peak Stupid!!!

Nadler: Hold my beer.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (8erNz)

93 Berke was flat out screaming at some one during his "questioning"

Gohmert walked out in disgust.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (Nv4st)

94 Is that Jesse Kelly pic from the past, or the future?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (sy5kK)

95 21 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 04:58 PM (P0nip)

[cracks knuckles] Oh, just you wait!

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (RD7QR)

96 This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (4yrpr)

97 Oh, also:

-- Hearsay in place of actual witness testimony

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (bDqIh)

98 Barry Berke
Jerry Nadler
Adam Schiff

Quite a crew....

Posted by: McCool at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (KvRqW)

99 Honestly, calling this a clown show is an insult to our profession. We have more dignity than this.

Posted by: Emmett Kelly at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (5KWnQ)

100 91 The only solution to this traitorous clown show is a flamethrower.

Nadler for Yule Log 2019.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (8erNz)

101 And since consulting Miss Cleo about Trump'd motives can be used to create an article of impeachment, have they allowed damning testimony of crimes imagined in somebody's fever dreams as evidence yet?

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:06 PM (Nnl9v)

102 When do the Dems bring in their staff lawyer, name of Vyshinskiy?

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (El6T/)

103 Any other Republican president would have either caved by now or said "fuck it. I'm resigning."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (CqE5x)

yeah well, I'm waiting for the one that calls in the wet work specialists to remove these insurgents from the planet.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (9Om/r)

104 I said it before, it's a snark hunt.

When the verdict was called for, the Jury declined,
As the word was so puzzling to spell;
But they ventured to hope that the Snark wouldn't mind
Undertaking that duty as well.

(in the Lewis Carroll poem, the snark takes on all the roles in a trial.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (LWu6U)

105 96 This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

Don't give them any ideas.

On second thought, please do.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (8erNz)

106 Why the F!! don't the GOP members just stand up , call this a mockery, and walk out. They are gutless compost.

Posted by: Sock Monkey...willing to pay the price for my children's freedom at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (Fy0Aq)

107 75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.

come on guys, let's put these shams to bed

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (rpxSz)

108 I feel the need for a drink (or two or three) coming on.
Posted by: kathysaysso at December 09, 2019 04:54 PM

I'll join you

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (ZCEU2)

109 My hovercraft is full of eels.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (gmo/4)

110 21 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.
____________

Or at least juggling monkeys.

This ludicrous shit is beyond parody.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (k4dH2)

111 I still hope Nadler will spontaneously combust and turn into a grease fire that will burn through this term and the next Trump term.
The stench will make the Congress building unusable.

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (aCNZ6)

112 My hovercraft is STILL full of eels!

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (RuIsu)

113 What is less than a nothing burger?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (BiNEL)

114 A Democrat witness could spend 30 minutes going um, uh, umm and the flatulent MFM would praise the speech.

"worked great for me!"
--Barry O'Bama

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (KZzsI)

115 >>
The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming
bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a
dancing monkey.
- - -
And moody teen girls declaring they saw Goody Melania in the forest consorting with witches to get Trump elected, and then flailing about due to demonic possession.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (bDqIh)

116 This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/uj3l8cp

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (I2/tG)

117 I for one am not going to comment here while you impugn the United States of America.

[commence humming of Battle Hymn of the Republic]

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (El6T/)

118 What is less than a nothing burger?

Jr. Nothing Burger

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (hbTkw)

119 Let's go back to my place: Bouncy bouncy!

Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (RuIsu)

120 112 My hovercraft is STILL full of eels!
Posted by: klaftern at December 09, 2019 05:07 PM (RuIsu)

turbot charged

Posted by: REDACTED at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (rpxSz)

121 111 I still hope Nadler will spontaneously combust and turn into a grease fire that will burn through this term and the next Trump term.
The stench will make the Congress building unusable.

The Democrats will carry him through all fifty states.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (8erNz)

122 At what point do the Democrats just curl up in the fetal position on the floor and shout at us to stop telling them to calm down?

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (jp0Bv)

123 113, less than a nothingburger? One of those veggie fake meat burgers.

Posted by: henry at December 09, 2019 05:09 PM (J3Rfi)

124 >>What is less than a nothing burger?
The emperor's new clothes?

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (bDqIh)

125 So by Horowitz logic anyone agreeing with me is not committing anything political, so I don't really see anything here political.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (ZCEU2)

126 118 What is less than a nothing burger?

Jr. Nothing Burger

Impossible Nothing Burger.

Posted by: JEM at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (8erNz)

127 Its coming

Rough beast

Slouching towards

US

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (EoQ9D)

128 HOW DARE YOU!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg (D-CT) at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (cGJ7O)

129 Nadler is even more hapless than Schiff so no surprise this nonsense is going on.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (KZzsI)

130 At least he wasn't judge, jury and executioner.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (+y/Ru)

131 And remember folks, the only reason we got this shit show is because the Dems took the House, most likely on the strength of the Mueller Investigation that was the end result of the plan put in motion by the FISA reports which we found out TODAY were BULLSHIT.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM (CqE5x)

132 All this hearing is missing is that kid from Star trek TOS playing a judge and saying, "Bonk, bonk! On the head. Bonk, bonk!"

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

133 I hope Trump voters in those 31 districts that flipped are bombarding their congresshit's office. Actually their offices should be occupied by protestors round the clock.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (GaIDK)

134 Oh and, What? couldn't they guy ask AND answer his own questions on time he yielded to himself? If you're gonna be a bear, be a grizzly!

Posted by: Bilwis, Devourer of Low Glycemic Souls at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (jp0Bv)

135 If the Founders of this here Republic and signers of the Declaration of Independence were alive now, they would already be shooting.

We are a nation of middle class weenies. We will wring our hands and pontificate and say internet tough guy things and do nothing.

I know I won't do much. Send Trump money, I suppose.

What a sad clusterf*ck. What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (vcOmj)

136 The star witness / prosecutor is Barry Berke, who's on sabbatical from a B list corporate law firm

I suspect he had to make a big donation to get this gig. Like Major League Baseball summer camp

Posted by: Ignoramus at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (7TYNz)

137 yes, it's beyond parody, also the mountaineering sketch with the two kilimanjaros,

Posted by: gaius martius at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (hMlTh)

138
OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)

139 Ugh...

@WashTimes 12m

Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress

Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

140 All this hearing is missing is that kid from Star trek TOS playing a judge and saying, "Bonk, bonk! On the head. Bonk, bonk!"

It needs a group of black men dressed as gorillas hooting like apes at the Republican.

I still cannot believe that this was put into a movie these days.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (KZzsI)

141 Worse than Gay Divorce Court.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (v0R5T)

142 If you ever think perhaps you've been a little harsh on the IQ of your fellow citizens, I can cure that. (warning for language). Also, MOOSE!

https://tinyurl.com/qpcjmc2

Posted by: pep at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (T6t7i)

143 Isn't there a bugs bunny cartoon where Bugs plays all the parts of witness, attorney and judge?

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (oiW2a)

144 116
This "trial" is missing an appearance from Greta Thunberg.

https://tinyurl.com/uj3l8cp

HOW DARE YOU!!!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:08 PM (I2/tG)

No. No. That ain't dancing, Sally . . . you stink.

Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (1CjJc)

145 so how TF could Horowitz conclude CH was opened properly?

Nunes has said there was no official intel on which it was based [he repeated this yesterday].

What was the basis for opening the whole thing??

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (El6T/)

146 132 All this hearing is missing is that kid from Star trek TOS playing a judge and saying, "Bonk, bonk! On the head. Bonk, bonk!"
Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (gmo/4)

*checks schedule*

Oh, that's tomorrow.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (sy5kK)

147 And remember folks, the only reason we got this shit show is because the Dems took the House, most likely on the strength of the Mueller Investigation that was the end result of the plan put in motion by the FISA reports which we found out TODAY were BULLSHIT.
=====
Cackle

*Shart*

that's how you meddle in elections!

Posted by: H=>! at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (aEeVh)

148 7 Its coming

Rough beast

Slouching towards

US
Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:10 PM

I agree

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (7bcfy)

149 If the Democrats were deliberately trying to sink this impeachment, what would they be doing differently?

(I'm no sure if what I wrote is a joke or a serious take on their "strategy".)

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (0QYMt)

150 Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

George P. ?

He's as good as elected.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

151 yes, it's beyond parody, also the mountaineering sketch with the two kilimanjaros,
Posted by: gaius martius at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (hMlTh)

"The purpose of this expedition is to look for traces of the last expedition....it was building a bridge between the two peaks"

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (eoQWY)

152 138, Russia banned for doping? They sure turned the Dems and media into dopes.

Posted by: henry at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (J3Rfi)

153 One of those veggie fake meat burgers.

OK, this is a new theory so I'm just trying it out on y'all.

Vegos think that meat is morally wrong. So they make fake stuff taste like meat.

Isn't that like this isn't really kiddie pron because the girl is only supposed to look 14? The actress has fake ID saying she's almost 18.

If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

154
Republicans should have walked out after this stunt.
Let the Democrats do this shit alone.

Posted by: Soothsayer, very senile at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (q+RdX)

155 Let me tell y'all a story that happened when I first arrived in TN, no it not about "Jed". The State government, GOP controlled (Don't go there), was looking to pass a "State Income Tax". They were getting ready to vote it thru. A local talk radio DJ caught wind of it, and blasted it over the airwaves. Every farmer in driving distance drove to the state capitol in their F-150 and surrounded the place. They were "Scared" and decided not to vote for the state income tax.We must do something similar. Pick a date and have Deplorable Trump Supporters drive in mass to D.C., and flood the streets, block the roads with vehicles. Fill up the Starbucks, restaurants and bars. Gridlock on a city wide level. Put the fear of GOD in them! It could happen!

Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (quX0S)

156 Have you no sense of decency, Sir?

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (EMi53)

157 I see Comey is out there "crowing" about the FBI being exonerated...Keep it up Jimmy boy

Posted by: It's me donna at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (6XlcD)

158 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)

Is not doping. Transitioning entire team. Males to females. Females to males. You who is the stupidinski. Nyet?

Posted by: Russia at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (gmo/4)

159 George P. ?

Are they just going down the alphabet? George Q, George R, and George S were all planning on campaigns as well!

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (KZzsI)

160 Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

George P. ?

He's as good as elected.
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

He was an outspoken supporter of Trump .

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (oiW2a)

161 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:11 PM (M9ntN)

Can't have the transwomen beaten by regular old cheating women.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (eoQWY)

162 Hillary's Elf on the Shelf

https://tinyurl.com/rsgzjfr

Posted by: SMH at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (RU4sa)

163 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

164 He was an outspoken supporter of Trump .
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (oiW2a)

What??

Was he disowned by the family?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (CqE5x)

165 139 Ugh...

@WashTimes 12m

Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 09, 2019 05:12 PM (GPz65)

So, what's my next step again, Uncle Jeb?

Posted by: Pierce Bush at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (sy5kK)

166 Le Sigh

Posted by: Henri, le Chat Noir at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (cGJ7O)

167 George P. ?

---
No, Pierce. I don't know maybe it is Pierce G.

Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

168 I'm halfway expecting the jackass asking a question to then run over to the witness table and answer it then going back to ask another one....

Posted by: Pliney at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (nzKWW)

169 Isn't that like this isn't really kiddie pron because the girl is only supposed to look 14? The actress has fake ID saying she's almost 18.

Yeah, the guy who hates pedos, but loves watching porn starring 20-something girls in pigtails and a girl scout dress.

If you don't like meat, why do you keep pretending???

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

170 12am back of Stike Deep Bowling Alley parking lot.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (jKBVK)

171 Posted by: Paladin at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (quX0S)

We did that in, what was it, 2009? The tea party.
The republicans were against us too.

Posted by: CaliGirl at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (7bcfy)

172 (a) Everything must be done to advance relative strength of USSR as factor in international society. Conversely, no opportunity most be missed to reduce strength and influence, collectively as well as individually, of capitalist powers.

From George Kenna's Long Telegraph, Feb. 22, 1946.

The Democrat Party is accomplishing for Russia what they never could for themselves.

(b) Soviet efforts, and those of Russia's friends abroad, must be directed toward deepening and exploiting of differences and conflicts between capitalist powers. If these eventually deepen into an "imperialist" war, this war must be turned into revolutionary upheavals within the various capitalist countries.

(c) "Democratic-progressive" elements abroad are to be utilized to maximum to bring pressure to bear on capitalist governments along lines agreeable to Soviet interests.

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (377Zs)

173 Shocked at this point that there has been literally zero displays of sexual acts.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

I want to see fisticuffs and talliwackers. .

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (fXB+v)

174 These people have been reading too much Kafka.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (CjeDS)

175 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

Lindsey, you did good during Kavanaugh, but you gotta go now

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (CqE5x)

176 Have you no sense of decency, Sir?

And Ted Lieu noted that none of the members of the committee could conduct foreign policy?

Right, that is the sole province of the President.

NONE of the people on the dais were elected by the People of the United states. Donald J. Trump was.

You are not President Ted, you are just a dumb congressman.

Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (EMi53)

177 One of those veggie fake meat burgers.

OK, this is a new theory so I'm just trying it out on y'all.

Vegos think that meat is morally wrong. So they make fake stuff taste like meat.

Isn't that like this isn't really kiddie pron because the girl is only supposed to look 14? The actress has fake ID saying she's almost 18.

If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

They don't want US to have meat. They will still get meat when they want it.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

178 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Seems like they have a pretty good case to make that a boy taking chemicals to pretend he's a girl and compete as one is doping as well.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (KZzsI)

179 What??

Was he disowned by the family?
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (CqE5x)

Obviously it was after Trump won the nomination but still.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (oiW2a)

180 156 Have you no sense of decency, Sir?
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 09, 2019 05:14 PM (EMi53)

None whatsoever! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Posted by: That surprising river otter at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (RD7QR)

181 163 and people wondered why Graham was so loyal to McCain.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I3OPu)

182 Speaking of dancing Greta, she turns 17 next month and looks 13.

Are her parents giving her puberty-blocking drugs or something?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I2/tG)

183 My mom was involved in mine-related litigation in Kentucky about 30 years ago. The plaintiff (she was the defendant) was irked at being barred from conversations in chambers and so he fired his lawyer and represented himself.

When it came time to testify, he swore in and gave a brief statement. He then got out of the box, asked the empty box a question, got back in the box and answered it. Then rinse and repeat.

That is less farcical than this.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I2dne)

184 >>If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Because they craving for meat doesn't go away.
They still want to eat a burger/steak/BLT whatever, but are philosophically opposed to it

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (bDqIh)

185 >>12am back of Stike Deep Bowling Alley parking lot.

Ver is da monies, Lebowski?

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (CjeDS)

186 Actually, Mueller scandal [that's what it was, from establishment to conduct to report] was rationalized by CH "investigation", I just asked the universe how TF Horowitz could conclude that effort was adequately "predicated" when Nunes has claimed there was no official intel involved.

And FISA came just a bit after. CH started it all.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (El6T/)

187 167 George P. ?

---
No, Pierce. I don't know maybe it is Pierce G.
Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

George P. is Jeb's son and is part Hispanic. This Pierce guy is Neil's son and a ginger.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

188 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

Lindsey, you did good during Kavanaugh, but you gotta go now
Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (CqE5x)

Not much surprise here. Dead meat draws all sorts of flies.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (eoQWY)

189 Grandson of George H.W. Bush launches bid for Congress

-
Continuing the family tradition of doing nothing by nobodies.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (+y/Ru)

190 I got a hankering for a big fat Chalupa after seeing that clip.

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (zD38/)

191 What about the fact that Democrats are bad people? As in thieves, rapists and murderers.

Posted by: Chris M at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (eAZVt)

192 organ grinder, that's a democrat with a chipped front tooth right?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (KP5rU)

193 What was the basis for opening the whole thing??

Posted by: rhomboid

You were expecting Horowitz to solve this problem?

Well, we could always petition the Lord with prayer.

Petition the Lord with prayer!!

You cannot petition the Lord with prayer!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4_uu4W6IjY

Posted by: Bozo Conservative....living on the prison planet at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (vcOmj)

194 184
>>If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Because they craving for meat doesn't go away.
They still want to eat a burger/steak/BLT whatever, but are philosophically opposed to it

Posted by: Lizzy

Ya know, this prime rib is fantastic. It tastes just like a turnip.

Posted by: Said no one, ever at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (T6t7i)

195 >>If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?
-----------------------------------------------------------------

I always asked this of men-hating dykes who get off on realistic-looking dildos that look like a penis

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (CqE5x)

196
If meat is bad why aspire to the meatlike?

Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (gd9RK)

They don't want US to have meat. They will still get meat when they want it.
Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 05:16 PM (eoQWY)

You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your meat!

Posted by: Pink Floyd at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (sy5kK)

197 Speaking of dancing Greta, she turns 17 next month and looks 13.

Well she's really short and the braids don't help. Plus she's got a childish level of maturity and pouty delivery.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (KZzsI)

198 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
=======
Ukraine was a kickback machine.

They're all up to eyeballs in it.

Congress voted them stuff and Ukraine kicked back cash and prizes.

Freakin - Klobuchar - a back bench liberal from Minnesota is up to her eyeballs in it. You can bet the tall hogs at the trough got theirs, from both parties.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (6S0qZ)

199 Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I3OPu)

Well, now we know. And I think there's more.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:19 PM (dUJdY)

200 He then got out of the box, asked the empty box a question, got back in the box and answered it.

https://tinyurl.com/rv66n5k

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (I2/tG)

201 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and
several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the
Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.

Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

202 Welcome to the new American justice. The country has fewer legal protections than Zimbabwe: if They can do this to the President, what can't they do to you?

At least fewer non-lunatics are taking the court system seriously. Every day "rule of lawyer" erodes just a little further in legitimacy. Absolutely wonderful.

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (6OzV/)

203 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.

Seems like they have a pretty good case to make that a boy taking chemicals to pretend he's a girl and compete as one is doping as well.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor

Crap. There goes the East German's every team.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (fXB+v)

204 No, Pierce. I don't know maybe it is Pierce G.
Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (5NMZN)

George P. is Jeb's son and is part Hispanic. This Pierce guy is Neil's son and a ginger.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

So Pierre is the "Kennedyesque" Bush?

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (CqE5x)

205 The only thing missing from this hearing are clowns juggling flaming bowling pins, elephants in pink tutu's and an organ grinder with a dancing monkey.

Posted by: Marcus T

----

And a geek eating live chickens.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (4yrpr)
..........

a two-headed baby in a jar on the podium would also be a nice touch.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (v0R5T)

206 San Francisco streets getting a good cleaning off today.

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

207 >>Are her parents giving her puberty-blocking drugs or something?Sounds like she regularly starves herself because there are so few foods she eats, and she is very particular (OCD) about how they are served and/or packaged. One thing is off and she refuses to eat.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

208 I keep expecting Lionel Hutz to make an appearance as a Democratic prosecuting attorney.

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (fK2gX)

209 Just waiting for 6pm for Levin, it might be his last show because I'm not sure he will live through it. I am praying he does, I like his nightly shows.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (ZCEU2)

210 This hearing gets Three Kangaroos.

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (r28kI)

211 "You were given the choice between law and dishonor. Youchose dishonor andyou will have no law."

-- Shit some old, white dude probably said once

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (3388M)

212 Because they craving for meat doesn't go away.
They still want to eat a burger/steak/BLT whatever, but are philosophically opposed to it

They want YOU to eat their soy crap so they're showing YOU that you won't miss meat.

Posted by: dagny at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (nRWPy)

213 Crap. There goes the East German's every team.

They should apologize to those old athletes, apparently they were just ahead of their time.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (KZzsI)

214 McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.

Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

Where the train goes, so does the caboose .

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (9Om/r)

215 Hey, isn't Berke one of deBlasio's lawyers? Of Kramer, Levin, and Natalis?

Posted by: trev006 at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (6OzV/)

216
Ukraine was a kickback machine.

They're all up to eyeballs in it.

Congress voted them stuff and Ukraine kicked back cash and prizes.

Freakin - Klobuchar - a back bench liberal from Minnesota is up to her eyeballs in it. You can bet the tall hogs at the trough got theirs, from both parties.

Might be time to break that shit wide open before the Swamp can rally on both sides of the aisle and get Donald gone to save themselves.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (hbTkw)

217 OT, wow, Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.
-----------------------------------------------------------------
In other words, they meddled and tried to influence the outcome of the Olympic games....

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (CqE5x)

218 There goes the East German's every team.

Mein Fuhrer ..

Posted by: Grump928(C) tugs collar at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (cGJ7O)

219 George P. is Jeb's son and is part Hispanic. This Pierce guy is Neil's son and a ginger.
Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (Ez6QX)

Okay never mind . It was George P who supported Trump after the nomination. I don't know about the ginger.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (oiW2a)

220 Sounds like she regularly starves herself because there are so few foods she eats, and she is very particular (OCD) about how they are served and/or packaged. One thing is off and she refuses to eat.

In the past this is the kind of girl that would either damn well learn to cope or die. My cat is finicky sometimes too, but eventually he eats what we give him.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (KZzsI)

221 Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (bDqIh)

She's obviously insane.

Posted by: dagny at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (nRWPy)

222 These people are a fucking joke.

Oh, really, Mr Gohmert, this is "just wrong"?

Here's a thought- why don't you nutless, treasonous bastards get up, drag Berke out of his seat and beat him into a coma? Or, at the very least, walk the fuck out en masse?

Good God, the GOP is doing everything in its power to destroy Trump.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (Ki5SV)

223 201 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and
several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the
Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.
Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)
---------

Makes more sense now why they were such foreign interventionists. Intervention meant financial military aid which meant kickbacks.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

224 206 San Francisco streets getting a good cleaning off today.
Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (vEIlU)

Not for long.

It's Monday, so it's dark beer and chili night in SF.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (sy5kK)

225 The OAN report on Ukraine did not offer specifics of any evidence about $$$ involving any American figures, IIRC. That one I am treating with caution.

But if Chanel Rion wants to schedule a series of private briefings about it, I think I can find the time. Open minded.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (El6T/)

226 Dancing Greta?

Why do I imagine a dropped marionette?

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (U7qMl)

227 Impeachment based on feelings, opinions and presumptions.

Facts and evidence mean nothing to Democrats.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (J9wxX)

228 Well, if the Olympics can ban you for doping, what about all those tranny athletes setting Women's World Records?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (hbTkw)

229 Star Democrat "Witness" Says That Trump Should Be Impeached Because His 8-Year-Old Son Thinks Trump Is a "Bad Person,"
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Now we know where CheChe ended up.

Posted by: bluebell at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (/669Q)

230 210
This hearing gets Three Kangaroos.

Posted by: FloridaMan at December 09, 2019 05:21 PM (r28kI)

________

"Here, hold our nooses." -- Star Chamber and High-Tech Lynchings local 724

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (3388M)

231 Jewells, yeah, a whole lot more.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (Nv4st)

232 Might be time to break that shit wide open before the Swamp can rally on both sides of the aisle and get Donald gone to save themselves.
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This is why the decided to push impeachment.

this is why they are doing it fast.

They will bribe and blackmail until they get the votes.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (3+bkj)

233 Crossing the streams:

Next article of impeachment will be that Trump has too much of a "carbon footprint," with Greta Thunberg arguing the case to the Judiciary Committee: "Mr. Trump, how DARE you inhale and exhale!"

Posted by: zombie at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (fK2gX)

234 Well, if the Olympics can ban you for doping, what about all those tranny athletes setting Women's World Records?

"They are all welcome to compete however they choose in our new, open, tolerant Olympics, h8er!!!"
--IOC

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:24 PM (KZzsI)

235 Speaking of dancing Greta, she turns 17 next month and looks 13.

Are her parents giving her puberty-blocking drugs or something?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:17 PM (I2/tG)
+++++++++++
At least I don't live in San Francisco:
https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

236 the field of Orange Man Bad:

He's so bad he's Chartreuse now.

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (FhXTo)

237 My founding fathers can beat your fondling fathers.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (jKBVK)

238 Impeachment based on feelings, opinions and presumptions.

Facts and evidence mean nothing to Democrats.
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if we're being honest with ourselves, these days, that's how most juries roll.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (7P7NR)

239 At least I don't live in San Francisco:
https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

They have stolen my childhood and my dreams! And any chance I had of getting to sleep tonight!

Posted by: Guy Smiley at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (U7qMl)

240 What the living F kind of name is Chanel Rion? It sounds like something from a Soap Opera or Harlequin Romance novel.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (KZzsI)

241 75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.
--

Hello? Nobody?

Bananas!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 05:26 PM (Dc2NZ)

242 Good God, the GOP is doing everything in its power to destroy Trump.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 05:22 PM (Ki5SV)

And get lots of foreign graft money...If the Biden's can do it, we can too.

Posted by: GOP betters want graft at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (U7k5w)

243 Willow!
https://tinyurl.com/u4yugkh

Posted by: Xipe Totec at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (yfoZs)

244 San Francisco streets getting a good cleaning off today.

Scat Francisco.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (hbTkw)

245 Makes more sense now why they were such foreign
interventionists. Intervention meant financial military aid which meant
kickbacks.

Posted by: WisRich at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (G0vdT)

Graham is an interesting turn. I presumed that Trump had no leverage over the GOP in this impeachment circus, and I assumed (yeah, I know) that the GOP would act honorably and call it like it is, a farce, in the Senate.

Now it is looking like many GOPers including Graham and Romney might have a bit at stake if Trump blows up the Ukraine piggy bank.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (1CjJc)

246 75 A travesty of a mockery of two shams.
--

Hello? Nobody?

Bananas!
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage

---

Come on, dude. I posted the whole "Code name Sapphire" video clip from "Bananas," and... crickets.

Damn.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (4yrpr)

247 if we're being honest with ourselves, these days, that's how most juries roll.

I'd like to believe Grand Juries are made of better stuff, and this is supposed to be a kind of super Grand Jury.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (KZzsI)

248 >>>Russia banned from the 2020 Olympics for doping.<<<

Fuck the Olympics. Open the floodgates! If the Colombian relay team wants to compete with a kilo of cocaine in their asses, I say "Tally ho!"

Entertain me, bitches!

Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (zD38/)

249 At least I don't live in San Francisco:

Paintball target.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (hbTkw)

250 STAY OUT THE BUSHES!!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (GaIDK)

251 190 I got a hankering for a big fat Chalupa after seeing that clip.
Posted by: Fritz at December 09, 2019 05:18 PM (zD38/)

Oddly enough I just ate a double chalupa from my $5 chalupa from Taco Bell.

It's difficult to eat a chalupa while driving, and it's only made more difficult by smoking and commenting on AoS at the same time.

Fortunately, I possess certain skills. I will find the cinnamon twists and when I do, I will eat them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (xxCXd)

252 Trump is under double secret probation.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (I8n/+)

253 >>She's obviously insane.
She is seriously messed up and her parents are inflicting her rigid thinking, anxieties, etc. on us as an outlet instead of dealing with them more directly (and privately). I doubt she makes it to age 30.

Her mom wrote a book on all the issues that Greta and her sister are battling - how weird is that? Her daughter is unwell, has OCD, anxiety, etc. and she pushes her onto the world stage (thanks to international activist connections) and lay out all her issues for the world to see in a book.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (bDqIh)

254
At least I don't live in San Francisco:

https://tinyurl.com/t4726rb

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:25 PM (I2dne)

Nice paintball target.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (1CjJc)

255 >>>As a history buff, I can tell you that Stalin didn't stoop this low.
Posted by: Vashta Nerada at December 09, 2019 04:55 PM (YslsA)

Like+1

Posted by: Max Power at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (q177U)

256 Some cracker ate the 120k banana taped to the wall. Then somebody wrote Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. Then security said shut it down and covered up the Epstein message.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (2Qk5a)

257 Back when Woody was funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhmnBPK-APM

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (Dc2NZ)

258 Comrades this is how show trials are conducted

Let's all hope the cameras fail before the chorus line of trannies gets there.

Posted by: DaveA at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (FhXTo)

259 Barack and Michelle sure ended up with a lot of cash to be able to purchase their new estate in Martha's Vineyard along with their mansion in Washington. Being president must pay very well.

Posted by: corn and beans at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (tkNkP)

260 What the living F kind of name is Chanel Rion
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Chinaman version of Chanelion?

Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (5NMZN)

261 It's difficult to eat a chalupa while driving, and it's only made
more difficult by smoking and commenting on AoS at the same time.

Fortunately, I possess certain skills. I will find the cinnamon twists and when I do, I will eat them.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:28 PM (xxCXd)

You, sir, are a great American.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (1CjJc)

262 And a geek eating live chickens.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:05 PM (4yrpr)
..........

a two-headed baby in a jar on the podium would also be a nice touch.
Posted by: wth

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Labelled "homunculus."

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (4yrpr)

263 249 254
Horde mind

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:29 PM (I2dne)

264 240 tune in and take a gander at her. She is exotic looking, intelligent and well spoken. An actual investigative journalist which is why she was sitting with Rudy during his interviews with the Ukrainians.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (I3OPu)

265 Trying to catch up today.
This is not going to end well.

Posted by: Diogenes at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (axyOa)

266 McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.
Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc)

Does Graham have an "Institute" too?

Posted by: GOP betters want graft at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (U7k5w)

267 227
Impeachment based on feelings, opinions and presumptions.

Facts and evidence mean nothing to Democrats.

Posted by: Czech Chick at December 09, 2019 05:23 PM (J9wxX)

Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish? That's the Democrats right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

268 Greta is sailing across the Atlantic with a Youtube couple.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (2Qk5a)

269 Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and
several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the
Ukraine.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:15 PM (dUJdY)

McCain, sure. Graham, it is no surprise, since he had his head up McCain's ass for so long.
Posted by: Kramer at December 09, 2019 05:20 PM (1CjJc

I don't get it.

Is there any better golden calf than Wash DC?

How many cooking generations need to be fed/given BMW's?

Seems Lindsey will have no more generations.

#twoweeks

Posted by: golfman at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (M3a0a)

270 Some cracker ate the 120k banana taped to the wall. Then somebody wrote Epstein Didn't Kill Himself. Then security said shut it down and covered up the Epstein message.
Posted by: squirrelly dan

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Did ABC News donate for the can of whitewash?

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (4yrpr)

271 Sounds like she regularly starves herself because there are so few foods she eats, and she is very particular (OCD) about how they are served and/or packaged. One thing is off and she refuses to eat.

If I were her parent, I'd hand her a laptop and tell her to get started on some job applications. You refuse to eat what we provide, fine. Go earn a paycheck and buy your own food, ya grumpy scold.

Based on what I've seen of her, though, I'd guess Greta is deep into the Autism "spectrum". In which case, I'd probably end up handing her $50 and a bus pass. Go spend a couple of hours picking which rice is suitable to your needs and don't come back until you've got a week's worth of food you'll eat.

Posted by: bonhomme at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (9t0Zz)

272 47
And the super duper high integrity neverTrumpers still see nothing wrong with this show trial?

Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 09, 2019 05:01 PM (aCNZ6)

_______

"The conservative case for expecting and applauding the Spanish Inquisition -- which will give us a pass from its grasp."

Posted by: ShainS at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (aYrnl)

273 tune in and take a gander at her. She is exotic looking, intelligent and well spoken. An actual investigative journalist which is why she was sitting with Rudy during his interviews with the Ukrainians.
Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (I3OPu)
+++++++++++++++
Chanel Rion has teh hawt and it pretty good on camera. She has some big 'ole Texas hair, too, which I am not used to seeing on a brunette.

I think she's in competition with Liz Wheeler (who has an evening opinion show on the same network).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (I2dne)

274 Grand Juries are not on TV.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (I3OPu)

275 Alrighty.. It's time to head home and let the drinking begin!

Be good, kids!

Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 09, 2019 05:31 PM (so+oy)

276 Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her
knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish? That's the Democrats
right now.

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

You are being charitable.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (1CjJc)

277 Her daughter is unwell, has OCD, anxiety, etc. and she pushes her onto the world stage (thanks to international activist connections) and lay out all her issues for the world to see in a book.

Some parents seem to revel in their children's miseries and problems so much that they sometimes even invent some and push on them. I don't know if it makes them feel holier for taking care of such a troubled child, or makes them feel better about themselves (see, I'm not so odd, my children are the same crazy!) or what.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (KZzsI)

278 Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish?
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And that is not what I suggested she do. Don't blame me!

Posted by: G at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (5NMZN)

279 Listen all you pissant "Republicans":

STAND UP FOR TRUMP NOW!
(Or he'll get you when he's finished with the Democrat traitors!)

Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (pilVY)

280 Now it is looking like many GOPers including Graham and Romney might have a bit at stake if Trump blows up the Ukraine piggy bank.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (1CjJc)

They are all crooks and thieves. Not a God blessed one of them is clean. It's fucking sad and pathetic that these people we vote into office in good faith turn right around give the public the middle finger. There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enought to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

281 Democrats need to get someone who swears they were in on the call ....doesn't matter whether that's true....to question themselves under oath that Trump soliticited a bribe.

Then they got Trump nailed!

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (Y274z)

282 if we're being honest with ourselves, these days, that's how most juries roll.

I'd like to believe Grand Juries are made of better stuff, and this is supposed to be a kind of super Grand Jury.
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I used to believe in Santa, in time I learned my belief was just a nice fantasy.

The most recurring event in my practice is the genuine shock the average US citizen has when they encounter the real legal system for the first time.

I've had nearly 3 decades of trying to convince juries to go with evidence and facts instead of emotion or feelings and things have really changed a lot between the ears of the average citizen in that time.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (3+bkj)

283 I'm not sure if it's good or bad that it is the holiday season.

On one hand, people are not paying attention.

On the other hand, if they were, they would know more about what a farce this all is and how evil the left and the deep state and nevertrumpers and media are.

Some say people have already made up their minds. But this barrage of crap is meant to spew headlines when people haven't the time to read the details.

I got my Christmas shopping done!

Posted by: artisanal 'ette at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (vEIlU)

284
Or, at the very least, walk the fuck out en masse?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing

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I seriously thought during this morning's shouting fest -- which was admittedly good, MPPPP -- that that was the plan. Everyone shouted over Nadler and wouldn't take No for an answer. I actually thought they might get up and walk out.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:33 PM (M9ntN)

285 Why is anybody shocked?

Hillary's staffer Heather Mills (among other crooks in her crew) was both an interrogation target as possible conspirator of Hillary for mishandling classified information AND Hillary's lawyer as Hillary herself was being questioned during the whitewashing called Mid Year Exam in 2016.

And the FBI was quite OK with that.

Oh by the way, who was the "interrogator"? None other than Peter Strozk. Yup.

Nuke DC from orbit, it's the only to be sure the swamp will be destroyed.

Posted by: meme at December 09, 2019 05:34 PM (2Cm6i)

286 Greta is most likely a vegan

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:34 PM (ZCEU2)

287 There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enought to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?
=====
that'll never get their attention

try this: Why bother paying taxes?

Posted by: nic changed for obvious reasons at December 09, 2019 05:34 PM (1R9tp)

288 They should've walked out. This is a kangaroo court show trial. Why give them the satisfaction of pretending it's magisterial and bipartisan?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (I2dne)

289 Based on what I've seen of her, though, I'd guess Greta is deep into the Autism "spectrum". In which case, I'd probably end up handing her $50 and a bus pass. Go spend a couple of hours picking which rice is suitable to your needs and don't come back until you've got a week's worth of food you'll eat.
Posted by: bonhomme

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Nitpicky eating (veganism, especially) is the new eating disorder to get attention and take control of the parents; to control the entire household.

E. Michael Jones did an EXCELLENT breakdown of Greta's home life. The parents were loons, of course, and "into their own stuff," so Greta had to take control of things by developing an eating disorder.

The mom actually wrote a memoir, and it's creepy.

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (4yrpr)

290 They are all crooks and thieves. Not a God blessed one of them is clean. It's fucking sad and pathetic that these people we vote into office in good faith turn right around give the public the middle finger. There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enought to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)
*********
I don't believe Rep. McClintock is dirty. And he seems a solid reliable conservative vote in the House.

Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (Y274z)

291 Greta is sailing across the Atlantic with a Youtube couple.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (2Qk5a)
..........

hope they get shipwrecked on a plastic bottle island

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (v0R5T)

292 So did Jack Straw get voted off the island? I saw his name taken in vain today.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (GaIDK)

293 >>Based on what I've seen of her, though, I'd guess Greta is deep into the
Autism "spectrum". In which case, I'd probably end up handing her $50
and a bus pass. Go spend a couple of hours picking which rice is
suitable to your needs and don't come back until you've got a week's
worth of food you'll eat.
Yes, autistic, too. Greta calls it her "superpower." It's sad, but that doesn't give Greta or her handlers the right to leverage all this into demanding we re-order how the world works.

She needs help, the kind of help that doesn't involve activism and an audience.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)

294 George P. ?

He's as good as elected.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:13 PM (CqE5x)

No more friggin' Bushes!!!!!

Posted by: red at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (ERkyq)

295 She needs help, the kind of help that doesn't involve activism and an audience.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (bDqIh)
+++++++++++
Who are you to reject her truth?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:36 PM (I2dne)

296 Nothing the Democrats did raised a eyebrow all the way up to the SOS running bribery scam on the world's nations.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:36 PM (ZCEU2)

297 Again, who the duck cares

Posted by: Mack the jack at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (dDXVe)

298 I was doing a parody and making fun of that idiot and him making up crap about his son earlier, but this is what we have come to in this country. Government by farce.

Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (r+sAi)

299 I think we found the people Trump could shoot on Fifth Ave and nobody care.

Posted by: MAGA at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (E+oV2)

300 Posted by: torabora at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (Y274z)

I was talking about the senate. The house does seem to have a few good people. We need to figure out how to clone Jim Jordan.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (dUJdY)

301 I was doing a parody and making fun of that idiot and him making up crap about his son earlier, but this is what we have come to in this country. Government by farce.
Posted by: Guy Mohawk at December 09, 2019 05:37 PM (r+sAi)
+++++++++++
One vowel makes for a helluva difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (I2dne)

302 >>E. Michael Jones did an EXCELLENT breakdown of Greta's home life. The
parents were loons, of course, and "into their own stuff," so Greta had
to take control of things by developing an eating disorder.
Her sister is just as rigid and demanding. It sounds like a nightmare.
https://preview.tinyurl.com/yxqwrgft

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (bDqIh)

303 No more friggin' Bushes!!!!!

Posted by: red at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (ERkyq)
..........

That's what I keep telling the ladies I've been romancing.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

304 Jesse Kelly photo:

Yeah, no.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (UZ8BZ)

305 kallisto, the reasons are many.

The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

And when I said read I mean read, not the fucking cliff notes.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (Nv4st)

306 All these traitors in the Democrat Party needs to face a big public Backlash that destroys them

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (wGqjj)

307 So did Jack Straw get voted off the island?

I'd guess he's at work and busy. And, probably not willing to face the frustrated people today.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (KZzsI)

308 "I'm as clean as a preacher's sheets" said no DC politician ever.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (N39Ws)

309 The Horowitz report is a Mueller.

Nothing there. Comey and Page are taking victory laps. Wray is super happy with it.

We can't go round saying oh but it says there was wrongdoing!

It said no one was to blame. No one is culpable. They had good reason to look into Trump Russia.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (ZfRYq)

310 303
No more friggin' Bushes!!!!!

Posted by: red at December 09, 2019 05:35 PM (ERkyq)

..........

That's what I keep telling the ladies I've been romancing.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (v0R5T)
Skin on skin, or it don't go in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019 05:40 PM (N39Ws)

311 Did this guy bring up his kid hoping that Rs would publicly scoff and he could accuse them of attacking an 8-year-old child? An attempt to flip the tables on the Barren Frump disaster?

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:40 PM (hbTkw)

312 One America News has been doing a little digging it appears. Apparently Graham, McCain (before he was mort) and several others are neck deep in a money laundering scheme involving the Ukraine.
Posted by: Jewells45

Watch Graham be the only to get indicted next year...

Posted by: Boswell at December 09, 2019 05:40 PM (32YRo)

313 The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

And when I said read I mean read, not the fucking cliff notes.

Posted by: Ben Had
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Uptwinkles.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:40 PM (3+bkj)

314 >>So did Jack Straw get voted off the island?

He's making the run to Cancun to score some Acapulco Gold.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (CjeDS)

315 When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to
dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and
to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station
to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent
respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the
causes which impel them to the separation.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable and Totally Unserios at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (pw+jk)

316 And, probably not willing to face the frustrated people today.

I don't think that bothers him in the least.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (dUJdY)

317 The Horowitz report is a Mueller.

Nothing there. Comey and Page are taking victory laps. Wray is super happy with it.

We can't go round saying oh but it says there was wrongdoing!

It said no one was to blame. No one is culpable. They had good reason to look into Trump Russia.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 05:39 PM (ZfRYq)

Just STFU

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (CqE5x)

318 Greta and parents are people the vikings would have put out of their village at winter to starve.

Posted by: Archer at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (gmo/4)

319 "try this: Why bother paying taxes?"

Sadly, this draws the wrong kind of "attention"

Posted by: Eisenhorn at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (uGHnY)

320 meme - come now!

Horowitz declared that unbelievable interview arrangement [and Hillz wasn't under oath, either, as a lagniappe] a "not unreasonable" investigative judgement.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (El6T/)

321 The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

And when I said read I mean read, not the fucking cliff notes.

Posted by: Ben Had

I agree.
I wouldn't blame JackStraw if he swore off this place.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:42 PM (CqE5x)

322 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

323 Jack Straw is likely tired of being crapped on here by several individuals because he is not actually Carnac the Magnificent.

Posted by: Jen the original at December 09, 2019 05:42 PM (SjFj+)

324 Thanks Ben Had and CRT.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:42 PM (GaIDK)

325 This whole thing is a clusterfuck of epic proportions.

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 05:42 PM (Zz0t1)

326 Eris FTW, a Platinum membership homeless shopping cart [HQ's new promotional membership token] will be in the mail today.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (El6T/)

327 Christopher , JackStraw has never been unwilling to face any criticism or naysaying.

Anyone else got 200 hours invested in this?

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (Nv4st)

328 The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

Most people defended him and I think attacking him is unfair. He's a bit naive I think but not the jerk that some other "the Deep State is doomed" types have been.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

329 The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

And when I said read I mean read, not the fucking cliff notes.

Posted by: Ben Had

I agree.
I wouldn't blame JackStraw if he swore off this place.
=====
neither would I

but that doesn't mean I wouldn't blame others . . .

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (3+bkj)

330 That's what I keep telling the ladies I've been romancing.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:38 PM (v0R5T)

Skin on skin, or it don't go in.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at December 09, 2019

Soft and bushy makes the poundin' cushy.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (xxCXd)

331 The next witness for Democrats will be the infamous Tijuana Donkey.

Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (8/E19)

332 314
>>So did Jack Straw get voted off the island?

He's making the run to Cancun to score some Acapulco Gold.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:41 PM (CjeDS)

Jack's off today.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:44 PM (1CjJc)

333 267 227 Remember the woman at the inauguration? On her knees, giving off a long, primal scream of anguish? That's the Democrats right now.
Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 05:30 PM (0QYMt)

Trigglypuff.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (UZ8BZ)

334 So, Democrats do not have to abide by laws or rules.

Interesting. So when this goes to the Senate, and God willing, it fails, will they just continue? If Trump gets re-elected, will it be four more years of impeachments and investigations?

Good for the Dems, since it means they don't have to work. The people however are screwed.

Posted by: shibumi, living in Atlas Shrugged at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (bFkYZ)

335 My interest in Chanel Rion is not her name.

It's her journalistic chops.

Yeah. That's it.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (El6T/)

336 Even if these jerks are prosecuted, they'll face DC juries, that will almost certainly acquit them.

We need to find a justification to move the trials to Topeka.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

337 Come back Jack Straw! You always share the good shit!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (GaIDK)

338 Jack is tough. He knows how frustrated we all are. He can handle us with a bad case of the grump ass

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (EUZ52)

339 336
Even if these jerks are prosecuted, they'll face DC juries, that will almost certainly acquit them.

We need to find a justification to move the trials to Topeka.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (I2/tG)

Military tribunals and a firing squad.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:46 PM (1CjJc)

340 Christopher , JackStraw has never been unwilling to face any criticism or naysaying.

I wouldn't blame him at all for wanting to give people a day or so to cool down before popping in, though. Not out of fear or unwillingness to debate but just to prevent people from saying something they didn't really mean or go too far out of frustration.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:46 PM (KZzsI)

341 If the Dems believe Russia is the root of all evil in the world, and Trump is their paid-for stooge, why are they fooling around with impeachment of Trump? Get rid of Trump and another Russian stooge, Pence, simply continues the treason. That's why if she's serious, Pelosi should have the House vote on a Declaration of War on Russia. Get rid of Putin and his regime, and Trump and Pence and Tulsi and all the other Russian tools are toast, right Nancy?

Posted by: Gref at December 09, 2019 05:46 PM (AMIL/)

342 17 counts of wrong doing that by gosh no one ment to do, they just happened.

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:46 PM (ZCEU2)

343 What the living F kind of name is Chanel Rion

Well "Rion" is a fancy way of spelling "Ryan."

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:46 PM (CqE5x)

344 Garrett we shouldn't even ask that he share

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:46 PM (EUZ52)

345 jack is probably actually reading every damn page before he makes any comment, which is how he usually rolls.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:47 PM (Aya7y)

346 Speaking of insane things I just caught up on the Pelloton ad controversy my god what a stupid time to be alive when getting in shape is somehow worse than Hitler

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 09, 2019 05:47 PM (sed5H)

347 What the living F kind of name is Chanel Rion

Her maiden name is 'No. 5.'

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 05:47 PM (hbTkw)

348 Ah, eight year old intelligence and reasoning. Unclear on how to multiply by ten, and cleaning up means cramming everything under the bed. Also still can't adequately rinse the shampoo out of hair, and would eat candy for every meal if you let them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 05:47 PM (ht3TX)

349 What is it with liberals and making up shit about their kids asking questions.

Fuck you and your brainwashing of your children, you fucks. I don't care what they "think."

Posted by: Sponge at December 09, 2019 05:47 PM (Zz0t1)

350 We need to find a justification to move the trials to Topeka.

Assuming they even wanted to, it would be simple enough: too many people involved will have benefited from, worked with, or been a part of this in DC to have a fair trial. Have to change venues.

I mean, assuming by some act of God it even got that far.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:48 PM (KZzsI)

351 And as noted, I didn't catch any actual new hard evidence of any $$$ funny biz in Ukraine from her reports. And the Rudy info the other day involved NGO money, not military aid. Pretty hard to hide funny biz with military aid, but with NGO $$$, Ukraine's a small place [as far as those who matter], and a triangle trade involving an oligarch would be much easier.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:48 PM (El6T/)

352 Our Institutions are completely corrupt.

It's Vindmans all the way down.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:48 PM (CjeDS)

353 Ah, eight year old intelligence and reasoning. Unclear on how to multiply by ten, and cleaning up means cramming everything under the bed. Also still can't adequately rinse the shampoo out of hair, and would eat candy for every meal if you let them.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 05:47 PM (ht3TX)
+++++++++++++
Also sounds like Pelosi/Biden/Nadler/et. al, now that you mention it...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:48 PM (I2dne)

354 Ooh flounder

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:48 PM (l8u7j)

355 'skin on skin' means the man also has to be 'scaped.

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:48 PM (GaIDK)

356 I don't attack JackStraw. Never have. I have always wanted him to be right. I would gladly buy him the bourbon for being right.

But really the just wait they are going to get theirs thing has lost its potency from ALL quarters.

Posted by: blaster at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (ZfRYq)

357 Looks like establishment democrats have tiger by the tail and are trying to hang on! AOC tells pelosi not long now for me to take over.

Posted by: raimondo at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (8kwQA)

358 We need to find a justification to move the trials to Topeka.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:45 PM (I2/tG)
++++++++++++
Topeka is a state capital. Hard pass.

Move it to Cody, WY.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (I2dne)

359 Oh, willow.

That was a New Riders of the Purple Sage ref.

Song is called 'Henry'.

Mostly because 'The ballad of the AoSHQ Commentor JackStraw' is just too long for a Song Titile.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (CjeDS)

360 You know, now that I think about it, I never told my kids that anyone was a bad person. Even bad people. Selfish in a way, but I wanted them to keep the magic and innocence of childhood for as long as I could let them.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (ht3TX)

361 My tablet is falling apart. Literally coming apart. This is a problem.

Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (myjNJ)

362 Most people defended him and I think attacking him is unfair. He's a bit naive I think but not the jerk that some other "the Deep State is doomed" types have been.
Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 05:43 PM (KZzsI)

I don't think Jack is naive at all. He obviously knows what he's talking about and he MUST have sources. He's not always right--maybe his sources aren't either--but not only does he put up with criticism, he 's not afraid.

Posted by: JoeF. at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (CqE5x)

363 Well "Rion" is a fancy way of spelling "Ryan."

.....

It's Ryne. It's Ryne not Ryan.

Posted by: Ryne Sandburg at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (xxCXd)

364 >>
Speaking of insane things I just caught up on the Pelloton ad
controversy my god what a stupid time to be alive when getting in shape
is somehow worse than Hitler- - -
It's all social media games. People gotta have their 2 minutes of online hate/outrage, and you never know who or what will be the next target. Stupid times, indeed!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (bDqIh)

365 JackStraw rolls his joints too tight.

There. I said it.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (CjeDS)

366 simplemind, You got it.

I have No Comment until I read the whole thing for myself and Evelyn Wood I ain't.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (Nv4st)

367 OT/

Weird, my phone just vibrated without evidence.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (Xqo6t)

368 You know, now that I think about it, I never told my kids that anyone was a bad person. Even bad people.
=====
You must live in a nice area.

I showed my kids the Child Catcher from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang and told them he was for real.

Posted by: simplemind at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (Aya7y)

369 We need to find a justification to move the trials to Topeka.

I'm thinking of the '60's when the Feds prosecuted the New York publisher of Screw magazine for obscenity.

The Feds successfully moved the trial to Topeka, on the grounds that Screw magazine had three mail-order subscriptions in Kansas.

It turned out that two of the three Kansas subscribers were undercover postal inspectors.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (I2/tG)

370 361 My tablet is falling apart. Literally coming apart. This is a problem.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (myjNJ)

Paste?

--J. Biden

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 05:50 PM (UZ8BZ)

371 You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

372 I really appreciate Jack Straw's in-depth knowledge of the coup stuff. Hope he'll be back soon!

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (bDqIh)

373 Nunes needs to comment specifically on the claim about CH being adequately predicated. Contradicts a central contention of his going way back.

Posted by: rhomboid at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (El6T/)

374 When the anti Jack Straw winds blow I'll stand with my Jack Straw brothers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (ht3TX)

375 Sorry but I have seen no one vilify JS. The IG report is a dud. The goal posts have been moved again. At the most some posters have said JS has been proven wrong. I hardly call that vilifying. And Ive seen a lot of people who disagree with JS preempt any potential negative comments. A lot of the perception is based on which side of the issue you're on.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (oiW2a)

376 There is no accountability. It's infuriating and enough to make you want to just say fuck it. Why bother voting?

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:32 PM (dUJdY)

Jewells, the fascinating thing to me is that with essentially the power of the entire Deep State and the support of the entire Uniparty against him plus tens of millions of taxpayer dollars for these turkeys, they are still forced to conduct kabuki theater warfare against a sitting President, a President that must surely rank up there in the same pantheon of men like George Washington in terms of honesty, to have survived all this crap so far.

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (BiNEL)

377 361 My tablet is falling apart. Literally coming apart. This is a problem.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (myjNJ)
--------------

Repeatedly pounding a tablet on the table due to frustration is surely going to impact performance.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (qC1Sy)

378 Or whatever that jug eared f*cker said about his Muslim taquitoes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (ht3TX)

379 You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

Me neither.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (dUJdY)

380
I think JackStraw is waiting for the storm to blow over. He'll show up tomorrow, roll his eyes, and say this changes nothing, it is entirely consistent with what he's been saying all along -- which, in a lawyerly way, is probably true. He'll also say #TwoAdditionalYears is not too long to wait for justice. These things take time.

And this is NOT vilifying him!

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (M9ntN)

381 You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)
++++++++++++++
It's engineered outrage ginned up by a bunch of lunatics.

Because the woman got her overpriced exercise bike as a gift from her husband, it's clearly evidence that Peloton is pro-patriarchy and implying that it's okay for a man to passive-aggressively tell his wife she's fat by giving her exercise equipment.

That's it. It is actually that stupid.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (I2dne)

382 'Gentlemen, wax those pubes!'+++RRRrrriiip!

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:52 PM (GaIDK)

383 Riders on the storm?

I thought Jack preferred water bongs

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:53 PM (l8u7j)

384 371
You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)

Apparently, men buying their women who want to exercise some overpriced, overhyped piece of exercise equipment for Christmas is the worst thing since the last worst thing for snowflakes.

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:53 PM (1CjJc)

385 Can we just skip to the kinetic part of Civil War 2.0?

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 09, 2019 05:53 PM (lD3vL)

386 Very good point Hrothgar.

Posted by: Jewells45 at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (dUJdY)

387 361 My tablet is falling apart.

---

Moses broke two tablets, and he got replacements.

For free!

Without a receipt!

Posted by: RKae at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (4yrpr)

388 The controversy is a husband gives his wife a bike for Christmas. She uses it for a year. She then shows him a video of her using it.

The horror!!!

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (sed5H)

389 371 You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about
_______________

Commercial shows dude giving his already slender and fit wife a Peloton (stationary exercise bicycle) for Christmas. Supposedly this is outrageously outrageous because sexist and weight-ist and all that bullshit.

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (k4dH2)

390 We all want the same result.

And Jack keeps me from smoking the telephone in angst

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (l8u7j)

391 390 We all want the same result.

And Jack keeps me from smoking the telephone in angst
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (l8u7j)

And he talks purty.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 05:55 PM (UZ8BZ)

392 The Democrat's Star Witness: Trump should be impeached because his son says he's a "bad person."
...........

I think his son asked for a lump of coal this year.

Posted by: Saint Nick at December 09, 2019 05:56 PM (v0R5T)

393 Phone doesn't know no spell tailpipe

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:56 PM (l8u7j)

394 raimondo - time for some Real Talk. Do you wax the agates?

Posted by: kallisto at December 09, 2019 05:56 PM (GaIDK)

395 MSM every day has some story about the obesity problem. Same MSM then freaks out about an ad showing people exercising.

We live in truly idiotic times.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 09, 2019 05:56 PM (sed5H)

396 Throws phone after I say goodbye

Bye

Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:56 PM (l8u7j)

397 361 My tablet is falling apart. Literally coming apart. This is a problem.
Posted by: madamemayhem (uppity wench) at December 09, 2019 05:49 PM (myjNJ)

Could be worse. At least it's not an Apple product.

B)

Posted by: Emmie at December 09, 2019 05:57 PM (87gB3)

398 390 We all want the same result.

And Jack keeps me from smoking the telephone in angst
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (l8u7j)

Between you and JackStraw you've smoked it all already.

Posted by: Insomniac at December 09, 2019 05:57 PM (NWiLs)

399 Sort of sitting here contemplating the fallout from no criminal referrals from the IG report. I find it disheartening because unless there are consequences for the bad actors in this saga, then we're done as a nation of laws.

Obviously, unequal application of the law has long been a problem but this is so blatant it's like the Deep State is letting us proles know they no longer think they need to hide their actions from us any more.

Maybe Barr and Durham will indict, but, at this point, I think we're looking at two strikes, down 5 runs with two out and no one on.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing
at December 09, 2019 05:57 PM (qC1Sy)

400 BBof F'ng Joy, I'm ready.

Posted by: Ben Had at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (Nv4st)

401 >>You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about- - - -From what I can tell, it's that the ad is sort-of creepy in the execution?

The actress seems really anxious in her lil' home movie about how much she appreciated her gift, and that makes showing it to her husband later like she felt forced into exercising for him?! Add in some gender activism, fat-acceptance activism, and people who hate the affluence displayed in the typical Peleton ad and you get "scandal!!"

Otherwise, it's a simple concept: I loved my Peleton so much I recorded my progress so I could share this happiness with you.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

402 390 We all want the same result.

And Jack keeps me from smoking the telephone in angst
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:54 PM (l8u7j)

393 Phone doesn't know no spell tailpipe
Posted by: willow at December 09, 2019 05:56 PM (l8u7j)

Oh, funny. I thought you meant smoking up the phone lines calling people to fume.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (UZ8BZ)

403 You know, I don't have a clue what the Peloton controversy is about

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:51 PM (ZCEU2)
........

I think it's the scratch'n'sniff seat covers.

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (v0R5T)

404 As an experiment, Schwinn (or whoever else makes stationary bikes) should make a commercial showing a husband giving his morbidly obese wife a bike for Christmas. Maybe he should give her some diet books and a gift certificate for a year's worth of Jenny Craig too.

See how the snowflakes like that one!

Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (k4dH2)

405 Weasel around tonight?

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

406 326 Eris FTW, a Platinum membership homeless shopping cart [HQ's new promotional membership token] will be in the mail today.
----

That'll hold 12 Nebuchadnezzars of Valu-Rite Platinum and one lucky Moron!

Strap in for some late night urban skeet slalom!

Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (Dc2NZ)

407 Otherwise, it's a simple concept: I loved my Peleton so much I recorded my progress so I could share this happiness with you.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

Personally, I felt bad for the husband who had to watch a boring-ass video of his wife riding a bike every day for a year.

Posted by: Jordan61 at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (Ez6QX)

408 have they accused trump of treason, yet?

not paying attention.

Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (Pg+x7)

409 I've got this klusterfuk overhearing on in the background. Holy moly this Congress critter news Garcia sure as hell looks like a tranny. If it's not the poor woman is unfortunate in her genetics.

Posted by: Farmer at December 09, 2019 06:00 PM (XoUZS)

410 405 Weasel around tonight?
Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (ZCEU2)

Weasel was on the Ghostbusters thread.

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 06:00 PM (UZ8BZ)

411 The actress seems really anxious in her lil' home movie about how much she appreciated her gift, and that makes showing it to her husband later like she felt forced into exercising for him?! Add in some gender activism, fat-acceptance activism, and people who hate the affluence displayed in the typical Peleton ad and you get "scandal!!"

-
It's worse than The Handmaiden's Tale.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 09, 2019 06:00 PM (+y/Ru)

412 have they accused trump of treason, yet?

not paying attention.
Posted by: mjc at December 09, 2019 05:59 PM (Pg+x7)
+++++++++++++
This morning

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:00 PM (I2dne)

413 NOOD FusionGPS IG

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (I2dne)

414 Found a artical on American Spectator that he should see

Posted by: Skip at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (ZCEU2)

415 >>Otherwise, it's a simple concept: I loved my Peleton so much I recorded my progress so I could share this happiness with you.

I wish he had bought her that personal massager, instead.

Posted by: garrett at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (CjeDS)

416 Trump insulted my pet rock and should be impeached now !!! I am going to call Rep. Schiff for Brains on this breaking story, bomb shell, NUDET, death kneel punch, etc....... !!!!

Posted by: James "Buster" Hymannd at December 09, 2019 06:01 PM (qM84C)

417 Nood

Posted by: Mikey NTH - The Outrage Outlet - Leftovers are The Bachelor's Main Meal! at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (0QYMt)

418 Phone doesn't know no spell tailpipe
.......

THEN WHO WAS PHONE

Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

419 have they accused trump of treason, yet?

not paying attention.

-

Yep. Some trolls were posting about it earlier. They can't say what the crime was, but they're already optimistically discussing the maximum punishment

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (ht3TX)

420 >>Personally, I felt bad for the husband who had to watch a boring-ass video of his wife riding a bike every day for a year.Right? Terribly self-absorbed.

Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (bDqIh)

421 The real crime is Peloton costs $3k and only evil rich people own one. Nobody would have given a fuck if the bikes were $250.

Posted by: Hotgas VIP Member at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (sed5H)

422 Our Institutions are completely corrupt.

Until proven otherwise, I assume all of Washington DC is made up of corrupted pedophiles.

Posted by: Christopher R Taylor at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (KZzsI)

423 I have never, to my knowledge, "attacked" JackStraw. I have no doubt he is honest and calls things as he sees them, as well as does the work to make the calls he does.

I merely believe he is simply na�ve that anything short of a full-scale Night of the Long Knives is going to set back the Deep State and their government apparatchicks.

I would love for him to be right. I don't believe he ever will be.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 09, 2019 06:03 PM (Ki5SV)

424
Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier. The strongest evidence I have for that is Peter Strzok's text message to Page that "There's probably no 'there' there." That tells me that at one point he believed in Russiagate but had come to doubt the conspiracy. I think they're guilty of gross negligence, but not conspiracy. Brennan and people in the CIA/NSA, on the other hand, I believe framed up the whole thing by getting Misfud and Downer to "incept" Russiagate into the Trump campaign. But those guys are probably too careful to leave behind evidence to nail them on.

Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Xqo6t)

425 If all they had was the Dossier, what was the initial FISA warrant request based on? I thought they threw in the Dossier on the second try.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (hbTkw)

426 418 Phone doesn't know no spell tailpipe
.......

THEN WHO WAS PHONE
Posted by: wth at December 09, 2019 06:02 PM (v0R5T)

heh

Posted by: m at December 09, 2019 06:09 PM (UZ8BZ)

427
Otherwise, it's a simple concept: I loved my Peleton so much I recorded my progress so I could share this happiness with you.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 09, 2019 05:58 PM (bDqIh)

You've identified the real reason the Left hates the ad.

Lefties cannot, or will not, ever be happy.

Suffering must continue, and must be spread to everyone. That's all that matters.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 09, 2019 06:11 PM (sy5kK)

428 Graham is an interesting turn. I presumed that Trump had no leverage over the GOP in this impeachment circus, and I assumed (yeah, I know) that the GOP would act honorably and call it like it is, a farce, in the Senate.

Now it is looking like many GOPers including Graham and Romney might have a bit at stake if Trump blows up the Ukraine piggy bank.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 09, 2019 05:27 PM (1CjJc)

From their point of view, though, they just want Ukraine out of public eye, and thus this portion of the investigation gone. A long trial won't do that, but a quick exoneration might.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:15 PM (eoQWY)

429 Unpopular opinion: I don't think anyone in the FBI was in on a plot to get Trump. I think they genuinely believed the bullshit from the dossier. The strongest evidence I have for that is Peter Strzok's text message to Page that "There's probably no 'there' there." That tells me that at one point he believed in Russiagate but had come to doubt the conspiracy. I think they're guilty of gross negligence, but not conspiracy. Brennan and people in the CIA/NSA, on the other hand, I believe framed up the whole thing by getting Misfud and Downer to "incept" Russiagate into the Trump campaign. But those guys are probably too careful to leave behind evidence to nail them on.
Posted by: Serious Cat at December 09, 2019 06:06 PM (Xqo6t)

Lol, you say he believed in Russiagate, but not the Conspiracy that he was a *member* of?

If Stzok had doubts and then lied on all public mentions, then he is dirty as they come regardless.

Posted by: Oldcat at December 09, 2019 06:18 PM (eoQWY)

430
Can Berke question himself?

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at December 09, 2019 06:19 PM (dZDT/)

431 The GOP is in on it. Singer payed for the dossier. Graham was awarded the Legion of Merit from Ukraine. McCain too. Not hard.

Posted by: Nip at December 09, 2019 06:40 PM (R3G3b)

432 Skipped lunch in honor of the proceedings and the IG rpt. Picked up 200 rds of 556.

Posted by: A Poster at December 09, 2019 06:50 PM (hKi6n)

433 Mel Brooks was prescient
https://youtu.be/Z_JOGmXpe5I

Posted by: BluesFish at December 09, 2019 06:53 PM (WQZ1O)

434 >>kallisto, the reasons are many.

The report was barely on the wire and NO one commenting had read the
thing but JackStraw is vilified because no one has gone to jail yet.

And when I said read I mean read, not the fucking cliff notes.
Yup my sentiments exactly.
Too many assholes on this board who were upset that somebody DARED provide an outlook that wasnt looking down the barrel of a 45.
Him, myself and many others were treated horribly from the resident fucking barnacles.
Then earlier today, why they were oh so "I would love for things to be as yousay..." yeah yeah yeah.. Can you fucking clinically depressed assholes.
Go find something better to do than act like total fuckin retards on this blog.
Assholes have ruined this place

Posted by: Getcha Pull at December 09, 2019 06:54 PM (aR6C/)

435 His son should go play in traffic. Yes, I said that.

Posted by: Cleopatra's Asp at December 09, 2019 08:29 PM (xZjSg)

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