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2 more shopping days until I.G. Horowitz demonstrates the power of a fully operational deep state.
Save us, Obi Wan Durham. You're our only hope.Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2019 06:08 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 06:09 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: saf at December 07, 2019 06:10 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Corn Pop at December 07, 2019 06:11 AM (rr4fE)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:11 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:12 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:13 AM (ZCEU2)
What HOLIDAY is it this weekend ELF's SURPRISE or
EARLY EASTER BUNNY DAY? ...can't we have no XXXmASS Bachanalia first Santa?
Posted by: saf at December 07, 2019 06:13 AM (5IHGB)
Bing posts a pic of the inside of the Arizona memorial.
Google, Huh? Is it Quelaxaza Notayurio, the famous transgendered, Somalian, poet's 115th birthday already?
Prepare a DOODLE!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:15 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip
I had seen that in the ONT, and thought it was a Babylon Bee article
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:15 AM (vd8XM)
Spent my Friday nite at the hospital. Husband had another seizure. Home now and heading to my mom's. I think I will try to adjust my mood by getting out her Christmas stuff and decorating. Gonna be a challenge.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 07, 2019 06:17 AM (6HB0k)
About to head out to the local Christmas parade/festival to help the ww sell her jewelry. Yay for me.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:17 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Corn Pop at December 07, 2019 06:18 AM (rr4fE)
https://www.atomicheritage.org/history/attack-pearl-harbor-1941
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:18 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity
Oh wow.
Prayers for you and him.
While decorating, put on some good Christmas music.
I drive with it this time of the year. Hard to get upset with traffic when it's on.
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:18 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2019 06:19 AM (ZfRYq)
2 more shopping days until I.G Horowitz has a WHITE OUT SALE. Shredded subpoenas half price,Indictments shop soiled,Judges disrobed Jurors Bought.
HOORAY FOR HORROR'S TITS.
Posted by: saf at December 07, 2019 06:19 AM (5IHGB)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 07, 2019 06:20 AM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Pete Seria
That coffee ain't gonna drink itself.
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip
Might get kinda lumpy
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:21 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2019 06:22 AM (k4dH2)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 06:22 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip
________
Depends what's in the IG's report.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 07, 2019 06:22 AM (ScWBu)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 07, 2019 06:22 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)
Always gets me in the mood.
Looking ahead at what's happening, I better slow down on eating, or I'll have another 5 pounds on me I'll never lose.
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:24 AM (vd8XM)
Hazelnut
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:24 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2019 06:25 AM (d4n7K)
I've actually been able to sleep pretty good this week and arrive to the ONT late.
Has Vic been posting?
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
All in the same quadrant of the city.
None of them directly adjacent to each other.
All had previously had electric and gas turned off to them during the abandonment process.
Baltimore Fire officials consider them to possibly be suspicious in nature.
(Gee....ya think?)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 06:26 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:26 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hawkpilot at December 07, 2019 06:30 AM (SvjUZ)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
Somebody was the bossman. Who? Local imam? Idk but they didn't come up with this little Christmas gift on their own.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:30 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2019 06:25 AM (d4n7K) "
That's my plan.
Well, and wear the red cap I found the other day that says "ICOM" on the front.
head on a swivel, etc.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 06:30 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 06:31 AM (JwHjN)
Warning lights are flashing. Whether its this year or next year, the odds of another economic downturn are high and growing. Congress and regulators should act immediately to tamp down these threats before its too late.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:32 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:32 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
Somebody was the bossman. Who? Local imam? Idk but they didn't come up with this little Christmas gift on their own.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:30 AM (cknjq)
It was pre planned and they filmed it on phones.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 07, 2019 06:33 AM (O9ktj)
Posted by: fluffy at December 07, 2019 06:34 AM (dCRRg)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:28 AM (JFO2v)
Somebody was the bossman. Who? Local imam? Idk but they didn't come up with this little Christmas gift on their own.
__________________
As Steyn keeps correctly pointing out, a society this stupid doesn't deserve to survive. We continue to import these murderous assholes, and then wonder why they keep killing us.
Posted by: TrivialPursuer at December 07, 2019 06:34 AM (k4dH2)
It was pre planned and they filmed it on phones.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)
Yes. Someone was the control. It wasn't the shooter. Who was the bossman?
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:34 AM (cknjq)
Posted by: Josh Broilin at December 07, 2019 06:34 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/wbqu5ew
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:35 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: freakrd at December 07, 2019 06:35 AM (Tnijr)
So how exactly does an Officer in the Saudi military clear all security screening, both from the Saudi military side, and the US Intelligence side, yet suddenly go all "Gun 'Splodey' on a US Military installation?
The King has been publicly shamed by this, and I would expect that the shooters entire family is no longer walking about freely in the Kingdom.
The question of how to to get the gun past security is not even worth asking, for anyone who has entered a military installation recently.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 06:36 AM (cqNba)
An economic downturn is inevitable. I've been predicting it for years.
Posted by: Paul Krugman at December 07, 2019 06:37 AM (Tnijr)
Cut to image of Liawatha on horseback, looking at the latest stock market and unemployment data.
A single tear rolls down her cheek.
Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 07, 2019 06:37 AM (Juxur)
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 07, 2019 06:39 AM (FIrEF)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 07, 2019 06:33 AM (O9ktj)
.................
I am Joe Biden and I approve this message.
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2019 06:42 AM (PhoEv)
Warning lights are flashing----
These asshole pol's. and pundits keep predicting a crash. They want to talk us into a recession because orange man bad. Meanwhile, the economy is booming and no big stories about it. Really pisses me off.
Posted by: Cicero Skip at December 07, 2019 06:43 AM (FIrEF)
You're a damn liar, man': Biden shoots down voter's Ukraine theory, challenges him to pushups and IQ test
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:44 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Hunter Biden
You point them fingers, and I'm going chew on them!
...Nibbles Biden...
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:45 AM (vd8XM)
https://tinyurl.com/rnvunnp
They don't need a boss, it's between them and Mohammed that's all they need.
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:45 AM (ZCEU2)
Someone on the Trump side needs to do a mashup of it with the Biden fire him in 6 hours video and then Trump needs to retweet it.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2019 06:46 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 06:48 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: freakd
Unpossible. He was at the "pizza parlor"
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:50 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:52 AM (JFO2v)
We get nothing.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 06:50 AM (pAAkT)
....................
The deep state dosen`t survive by indicting it`s own!
Posted by: Tentotwo at December 07, 2019 06:52 AM (yhf6w)
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 06:56 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 06:50 AM (pAAkT)
That's the idea. Lots of bells and whistles to wow us but bottom line -- nada.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 06:56 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:56 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 06:56 AM (qafj7)
I assume the Code Pink Repukes are waiting for Paul Singer to tell them how to react.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 06:56 AM (y7DUB)
This Is The Detroit Lions And We'd Love To Sign You,' Says Giggling Trump On Yet Another Prank Call To Colin Kaepernick
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:58 AM (JFO2v)
-Jefferson to Abigail Adams September 1804
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 07, 2019 06:58 AM (G1tCv)
The only way for there to be a recession is for something really big to break.
Perhaps the "pension bomb" finally explodes or something like that within Donk control creates a crisis.
Democrats thrive on crisis.
Because that's what they are going to need to beat The Golden Scalp Weasel
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 06:59 AM (qafj7)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Ha! A good one
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:00 AM (cqNba)
Has she told the Paste Eater to stop insulting her supporters when they ask that senile monkey perfectly legitimate questions about his actions as a VP?
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 07:02 AM (y7DUB)
Doesn't matter what it says, the FIB and ODJ are not going to prosecute anyone.
I don't care what Barr and Durham are up to, whatever they find is going to be turned over to the sausage factory and once they get their hands on it and apply the "no intent" and "no reasonable prosecutor" filters the signal that comes out is going to sing: Declined to Prosecute.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 07:03 AM (qafj7)
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 07:03 AM (qafj7)
Just need a little training on procedures.
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 07:05 AM (cknjq)
In the end, many people, or at least enough of them, are not that dumb. More of them have learned to look beyond the media to actual events and facts.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 07, 2019 07:05 AM (G1tCv)
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:06 AM (Tnijr)
I'm going back to sleep.
PS... They need to strap the other 6 SA's to a Titan III and send them home.
Posted by: Gmac- The light at the end of the tunnel is the Trump 2020 train. at December 07, 2019 07:06 AM (qZdIZ)
100 bucks says Gypsy Johnson is right!
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:08 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: JAS at December 07, 2019 07:08 AM (DBGf/)
You know who else kept carbon in the soil.
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:10 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 07, 2019 07:10 AM (JUOKG)
"I thought the IG report was supposed to drop yesterday. I am wrong? or was it delayed?"
We don't really know if it's going to be out Monday, Lindsey Graham mentioned Dec. 9th.
Posted by: lowandslow at December 07, 2019 07:10 AM (4thlk)
He said "you set your son up with the job with the oil company."
Well, no, that isn't the accusation at all. No one is saying that Biden put his son there.
What they are saying is that Burisma hired Hunter so they would be able to curry favor with the US administration - and that it paid off with Biden leaning on Ukraine to fire the prosecutor.
But Biden is able to truthfully refute this guy.
Posted by: blaster at December 07, 2019 07:11 AM (ZfRYq)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:13 AM (ZCEU2)
Are we due for a market correction or several small corrections? Well, a lot of the money sitting on the side seems to believe so. But corporate earning now have some basis in reality as opposed to some of they years prior to 2016. So the juries still Out on how big that correction will be. It overall the economy and jobs are healthy. Even the Fed is struggling with the fact the paradigm may have changed and factors like inflation are not due the weight they once were given. So forgive me if I believe an "economic" downturn or at least one that is significant, will happen. Umm it on that bandwagon.
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 07, 2019 07:14 AM (G1tCv)
"Two weeks" is now a sick sad joke.
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:14 AM (Tnijr)
Warning lights are flashing. Whether its this year or next year, the odds of another economic downturn are high and growing. Congress and regulators should act immediately to tamp down these threats before its too late.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:32 AM (JFO2v)
Could she BE any more vague?
Sometime in the next 24 months, the economy will what...slow? Crash? Have a downward blip? Go into a recession?
And because of what...Unemployment? Inflation? Trade problems? Housing bubble? Homelessness? Legislative meddling? A war?
Until Liawatha provides specifics about what this future problem is and what will cause it, how can legislators tamp it down?
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 07:15 AM (wMHPW)
When I asked him why black unemployment was twice that of whites and why they could not do the work I got the answer I was waiting for: They will not do the work and deserve to be treated with more respect.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 07:15 AM (JFO2v)
Honorable mention to "Planning ahead."
Carry on.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 07, 2019 07:15 AM (NqaQ9)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:15 AM (cqNba)
Honorable mention to "Planning ahead."
Carry on."
Excellent...
Now let's do "Planned Parenthood"
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:17 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: lowandslow at December 07, 2019 07:10 AM (4thlk)
Really, no official release date from IG himself?
Two weeks.
Posted by: Burnt Toast at December 07, 2019 07:18 AM (1g7ch)
Warning lights are flashing. Whether its this year or next year, the odds of another economic downturn are high and growing. Congress and regulators should act immediately to tamp down these threats before its too late.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:32 AM (JFO2v)
Could she BE any more vague?
Sometime in the next 24 months, the economy will what...slow? Crash? Have a downward blip? Go into a recession?
And because of what...Unemployment? Inflation? Trade problems? Housing bubble? Homelessness? Legislative meddling? A war?
Until Liawatha provides specifics about what this future problem is and what will cause it, how can legislators tamp it down?
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 07:15 AM (wMHPW)
More laws
More control
More government
MOAR MOAR MOAR
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 07:18 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:18 AM (Tnijr)
It was supposed to be out in May, but they kept "finding" new things to delay, err, investigate, so they kept pushing it and pushing it, and now it's essentially coming out after the 11th hour.
So it comes out, the Donks and the MSM, poo poo it, the GOP pimps it, it gets all turned over to the FIB and ODJ to chew on the findings, they masticate it for 10 months and spit out declination's to prosecute in October, sort of a Shit Sundae to hamper Trumps re-election bid.
My fear is what new ops the Deep State is going to come up with between now and the election to tank Trump.
Because I don't care what anyone says, Barr does not control anything that's happening behind the scenes at the DOJ, and he's got to contend with two Deep Staters, one in the FBI, Wray, and the Brennan acolyte in the CIA, Haspel, those two pieces of garbage are doing dirty deeds in the background.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 07:19 AM (qafj7)
Posted by: JAS at D
I think the 9th was the date, and thats why Grassley scheduled the Horowitz appearance for the 11th.
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 07:19 AM (wMHPW)
Land Narwhals.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:20 AM (cqNba)
I think the report comes out Monday
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 07, 2019 07:22 AM (NqaQ9)
Except for that whole 'Convicted of stealing from needy children' thing.
https://cbsloc.al/36aPZq5
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:23 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2019 07:23 AM (EZebt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 07, 2019 07:23 AM (EZebt)
I just HOPE they do not fuck me over too badly!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 07:24 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 07:24 AM (wMHPW)
And this is why the absurdity continues. The GOP has no dick.
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:25 AM (Tnijr)
It's the background image on my tablet. Now, who says I'm a pessimist?
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:26 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:27 AM (cqNba)
Well, no, that isn't the accusation at all. No one is saying that Biden put his son there. ...
...But Biden is able to truthfully refute this guy.
Posted by: blaster
*******
Yeah, I noticed the same thing. Nifty little sidestep by old duplicitous Joe. Didn't think about the possibility he was a plant, but could be.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 07:27 AM (m45I2)
Would they protect the fragile old man from himself? Or do they assault the heckler?
Posted by: Northernlurker, still lurking after all these years at December 07, 2019 07:27 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Grand Rapids at December 07, 2019 07:28 AM (Xo3T0)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:28 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:32 AM (cknjq)
I don't think the Dawgs have enough offense....but ya never know.
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2019 07:28 AM (X/Pw5)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 07:29 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Hesco Gypsy at December 07, 2019 07:29 AM (G1tCv)
Get it, really ugly woman with "UGLY" headline. Gotta love the Post, they know what they are doing
Posted by: docweasel at December 07, 2019 07:30 AM (n1wu/)
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:06 AM (Tnijr)
I'm not sure it would happen at all. Except for Reagan we've been shackled with a bunch of derp state handmaidens who try to shape the economy in accordance to what the donor class wants with selectively restrictive shackles. It's hard to know exactly what DJT has done, in large part because the unfree press has retards like the ambulatory lice colony named Kruggers posing as economists who don't have the slightest idea how free markets work because they hate them, but you know fucking A well he has people making moves that work. And as long as you don't subsidize dogshit nobody wants, like solar panels, there's no reason the economy shouldn't keep humming along.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 07:30 AM (y7DUB)
We are truly so totally fucked.
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:34 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 07:35 AM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 07:37 AM (9WuX0)
They wont fight like the Dems. The GOP is a party of losers hiding behind their "principles".
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:38 AM (Tnijr)
Isn't there normally an upward tick with seasonal jobs around this time? So really that number is worse than they are letting on.
Posted by: Canuckjack at December 07, 2019 07:38 AM (dWT4L)
We got a coffee at the local WAWA (convenience story) and a paper. Then we drove to the local park. God is quite an artist painting the skies with purples and pinks and gold, We watched for about 20 minutes until the sun came up. We thanked God for the sun which helps feed the plants and animals. We thanked God for the ability to see the sunrise and to walk and talk an for his love. Then we prayed for the people we know and people on here. Then we prayed about various stories in the paper-that people would find healthful and helpful ways to deal with stress, for comfort for the families of the people shot in Florida, for people missing loved ones during this holiday season, for peace in our world and in our hearts. We prayed for Jonathan Turley and our President and VP and other leaders, We read a psalm about God's work in nature and some quotes from the Saints. We prayed for the Holy Spirit to work in our lives It was a great way to begin the day-looking at nature and praying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:39 AM (WI7YS)
Which tells you all you need to know about how much the GOP cares about the lawlessness that went down in the Obama administration.
Donks can use the entirety of the LE/IC apparatus to go after Republicans.
The GOP does not care.
Donks can lawlessly and disseminate personal phone records, OF THEIR OWN MEMBERS.
The GOP does not care.
All the GOP cares about is keeping the pork and spice flowing to their pay masters.
GOP is a garbage political party.
We need another.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 07:39 AM (qafj7)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 07:41 AM (JwHjN)
Oh. Marry. Not boink outside of marriage.
Posted by: JAS at December 07, 2019 07:41 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:41 AM (WI7YS)
A shortage of workers.
And folks are being expected to work long overtime hours.
Oh.....the suffering.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:42 AM (cqNba)
woman, I would guess some democrat, and I finally saw where it
originally came from:
https://nypost.com/2019/12/01/democrats-ugly-christmas-present-to-the-nation/
Heh. Looks like Rep. Debbie Dingell making a frog face.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 07:45 AM (bDqIh)
Inspired to do something like that real soon with Mrs Eez.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 07:45 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2019 07:45 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 07:46 AM (wMHPW)
Isn't there normally an upward tick with seasonal jobs around this time? So really that number is worse than they are letting on.
Posted by: Canuckjack at December 07, 2019 07:38 AM (dWT4L)
That just makes 77k more people blessing the gods of big government for the cup of water down porridge in their bowls.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 07:47 AM (JFO2v)
A shortage of workers.
The economy's so good we need moar immigrants. Yeah, that's it!!!
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 07:47 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 07:47 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2019 07:28 AM (X/Pw5)
.....
LSU doesn't have enough defense.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2019 07:48 AM (6VvF+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:48 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 07:49 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:49 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2019 07:49 AM (C1Lsn)
Oh.....the suffering.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice
What's that work? Work OT right before a holiday?
You BASTARDS! You're going to kill us all
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 07:49 AM (vd8XM)
Great! Tell me how it goes.
We have devotionals each morning but there's a different feel doing it while in the car watching the sunrise. Thanks, God, for cars that work and for fossil fuel.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:50 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:25 AM (vd8XM)
I'm wondering the same thing.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at December 07, 2019 07:50 AM (DTX3h)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:51 AM (ZCEU2)
Time to wake up the boss and see what I'm supposed to be doing.
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 07:51 AM (vd8XM)
Bloomberg News Editor-in-Chief John Micklethwait said on Nov. 24, the same day Bloomberg announced his presidential bid, that the outlet would continue our tradition of not investigating Mike (and his family and foundation) and we will extend the same policy to his rivals in the Democratic primaries.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 07:51 AM (JFO2v)
We need a little more OT fire and brimstone on these MFers out there in Washington city by my reckoning. So I tend to pray for that quite bit.
Posted by: Common Tater at December 07, 2019 07:52 AM (NqaQ9)
*******
When that ability begins to slip away one becomes acutely aware of the blessings of decent eyesight.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 07:52 AM (m45I2)
All Barr needed to do was look at all of the un-redacted FISA warrants to see the entirety of the coup.
He knows how legit investigations are run, this shit should have been wrapped up a month after he and Durham began "looking" into it.
This is all garbage.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 07:53 AM (qafj7)
The student government at Dickinson College a small liberal-arts school in Carlisle, Pa., outside Harrisburg passed a resolution on Tuesday night to ban Sabra hummus, an Israeli product, as part of a campaign on campus to boycott the Jewish state.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 07:53 AM (JFO2v)
You BASTARDS! You're going to kill us all"
And apparently, the number of American's forced to live within the slavery like existence of "Job Lock" have reached historic proportions.
This is even rumored to extend into the black population as well.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:53 AM (cqNba)
But Biden is able to truthfully refute this guy.
But he winds up calling him fatty and essentially trying to intimidate him into shutting up. While not defusing the question.
If they were trying to give Biden a chance to defuse the question, he blew it, badly.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2019 07:54 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: Common Tater at December 07, 2019 07:52 AM (NqaQ9)
Indeed. Imagine if we could get half of those who attended all his rallies to flood the streets of Washington.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:54 AM (H8QX8)
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And all for the low, low price of a hundred million dollars!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 07:54 AM (+ZJ6q)
The NY Post has a story about how his home and office received attacks even before he had finished his testimony. He commented, "My call for greater civility and dialogue may have been the least successful argument I made to the committee."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:54 AM (WI7YS)
Here we are...
https://bit.ly/2rejV6d
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 07:57 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 07:57 AM (lwiT4)
Yes; Mine is getting worse and having to deal with loved ones who have had macular degeneration it's heartbreaking for them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:57 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:57 AM (WI7YS)
GOP is a garbage political party.
We need another.
Posted by: Huxley's Eyeglass Emporium at December 07, 2019 07:39 AM (qafj7)
Exposing Paul Singer as one of Top Men is something the GOP wing of the Uniparty didn't want to happen, which explains the reaction of the Rear Admiral and French Davidians. Because that explains why puppets like Paul Ryan worked against securing the border and eliminating Gaylordcare. The base has known for a long fucking time that the party has sold them out but just couldn't figure out how and why; and not knowing that led to shnooks like me defending trash like the Koch brothers and the Bush Crime Family. Now we know why.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 07:58 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:21 AM
Where are you going to find a spoon made of chocolate pudding?
Posted by: TheHoser at December 07, 2019 07:59 AM (v3UCk)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:57 AM (WI7YS)
.....
How did your parishioner Ray fare with his medical procedure?
Hopefully all went well.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2019 07:59 AM (6VvF+)
Let's wait for their fun story about PDT.
Posted by: Les Kinetic at December 07, 2019 07:59 AM (+fPHo)
/Bwana Joe
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:00 AM (m45I2)
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But he winds up calling him fatty and essentially trying to intimidate him into shutting up. While not defusing the question.
--
I think they believe Trump is a horrible jerk of a man (instead of understanding that he NEVER hits first) and that they will try to capture some of his magic by being the same horrible jerk they perceive him to be.
The problem is he's not a horrible jerk. He hits back, but he's a really decent man who loves his fellow Americans and wants what's best for them on *their* terms.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:00 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 08:00 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 08:00 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2019 08:02 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2019 08:02 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 08:03 AM (wMHPW)
Schmiel Schmazel Hasenpfeffer incorporated.
More coffee.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at December 07, 2019 08:03 AM (Z+IKu)
*******
How does somebody walk with one of those on their head?
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:03 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: KungPow at December 07, 2019 08:04 AM (DcPfA)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:03 AM (m45I2)
Very sedately. And far far away from her little brothers.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 08:04 AM (lwiT4)
Eric Schmidt
(I don't know who Eric Schmidt is, but gosh, is that quote correct)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:05 AM (WI7YS)
*******
How does somebody walk with one of those on their head?
Posted by: Muldoon
Like an Egyptian.
Posted by: JT at December 07, 2019 08:05 AM (arJlL)
The protests put that whole mean girl, beta male Macron/Justin/Boris thing last week into a weird perspective.
You'd think Macron had more important issues to deal with than being catty about our President, but no. Sad for the French people that their president is not responsive to their concerns.
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 07, 2019 08:05 AM (cBpq4)
Posted by: Thingfish at December 07, 2019 08:05 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 08:06 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:06 AM (JwHjN)
Gimme legs with hair
Long beautiful hair
Shining, gleaming,
Streaming, flaxen, waxen
Give me down to there hair
Ankle length or longer
Here baby, there mama
Everywhere daddy daddy
Hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair, hair
Posted by: Joe Biden at December 07, 2019 08:07 AM (DMUuz)
The Five Eyes participation in the Coup indicates are allies function as an umbrella government to some extent.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2019 08:07 AM (oVJmc)
Good, I was worried there. Not because I distrust Trump's instincts - I distrust every SOB in the WH but him! No, I mean every SOB in the government!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 07, 2019 08:07 AM (2nsuS)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2019 08:08 AM (C1Lsn)
Yes! Maybe I could intertwine them with willow branches made into a crown. Good idea!
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 08:08 AM (lwiT4)
doesn't understand, the largest experiment in anarchy that we have ever
had.
Eric Schmidt
(I don't know who Eric Schmidt is, but gosh, is that quote correct)- - -
Google Executive, co-founder of Crowdstrike and Hillary 2016 staffer
https://wikileaks.org/google-is-not-what-it-seems/
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:08 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2019 08:09 AM (oVJmc)
--
Lone wolf cell of thousands.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:09 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 08:10 AM (wMHPW)
He's one of the original Big Tech Democrat superfunders. He means anarchy is bad in that quote, as in you aren't under the control of your benevolent Democrat lords.
Posted by: Ian S. at December 07, 2019 08:10 AM (6XLoz)
Thanks so much for asking. Ray is recovering well. He had hernia operation before and it was done with some kind of staples. Now it's done with mesh or something. He's feeling much better. Now he has to deal with the cancer. I went to visit he and his wife after church last week and brought communion and I was so happy that when I asked for somebody from the congregation to come along, one of our shyer, newer members came along, Tomorrow we're going to have a pizza party after church and bring him some pizza. He loves pizza, but his wife has heart issues and their daughter who's a nutritionist had been going drill sergeant on things they cannot have in the house. She said it was o.k.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:10 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: WisRich at December 07, 2019 08:11 AM (OAlmw)
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How about this keeping you up at night...it seems Western civilization's baby-making generations have all collectively decided not to reproduce in numbers similar to those generations before them. This includes the USA. One group is the opposite and is churning out babies like jackrabbits. Guess which one.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2019 08:12 AM (JoUsr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:12 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:12 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 07, 2019 08:12 AM (cBpq4)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 08:13 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:13 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2019 08:14 AM (rpxSz)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:14 AM (ZCEU2)
Here's a clue:
"The popular Islamic name "Muhammad" has broken into the top ten United States baby names for the first time ever in American history"
Posted by: Thingfish at December 07, 2019 08:14 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Tmitsss at December 07, 2019 08:14 AM (5vm4p)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:15 AM (WI7YS)
States baby names for the first time ever in American history"Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:16 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2019 08:16 AM (C1Lsn)
And thanks for your payers! Prayers matter!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:16 AM (WI7YS)
VIC
If you're reading this and can't post, download windscribe for your browser. It will let you change the location seen by the filter.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:17 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 06:23 AM (JFO2v)
Yeah, same here. What's up with that?
Posted by: clutch at December 07, 2019 08:17 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 07:39 AM (WI7YS)
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That is indeed a great way to begin the day, Fen. I hope you found time to pray for yourself, too. I'll cover you just in case
.
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2019 08:17 AM (v7HSy)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:17 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:17 AM (WI7YS)
States baby names for the first time ever in American history"
How come you can't draw a picture of Muhammad, but you can name your kid that?
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 08:18 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: squeakywheel at December 07, 2019 08:05 AM (cBpq4)
France is like we are with a ruling class that doesn't reflect the base. You'd think after a bloody and feral internal revolution they'd be more circumspect in how they rule but the urge to control above all is very seductive.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 08:18 AM (y7DUB)
Posted by: VM's phone at December 07, 2019 08:18 AM (G546f)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2019 08:17 AM (v7HSy)
Thanks; I did. God knows I need a lot of help and I so appreciate your prayers too.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:19 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 08:19 AM (wMHPW)
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It's almost like you don't have too many big international problems to worry about when you share a border with the United States.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:19 AM (+ZJ6q)
then it is uncontrolled anarchy and while I can't stand Google I think
e-mail, Facebook, etc has allowed people to gin up mobs.
While I agree that the online mob mentality that has grown out of social media is horrible, stuff like the attacks on Turley were no doubt organized by some Lefty organization, such as Act Blue (one of the David Brock organizations). Those kinds of immediate outrage mobs are *not* organic, not at all.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:19 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:19 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: REDACTED at December 07, 2019 08:14 AM (rpxSz)
I am tuna this out!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 08:19 AM (JFO2v)
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Yeah, it's bizarre they'd try to claim "fact" when he immediately literally begins commenting about the guy being sedentary.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:20 AM (+ZJ6q)
Slow learner, though. Shame to pull your head out so late in life!
Posted by: Ray Van Dune at December 07, 2019 08:20 AM (2nsuS)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2019 08:20 AM (JoUsr)
*******
Sounds like the legislature needs to pass more laws.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:22 AM (m45I2)
Eh, seems like a defense mechanism. He's struggling while Trump is #Winning, so it feels good to mock Trump, make himself feel a little superior because deep down he knows he could never achieve Trump's and America's success in France. He's French, so of course he will look down on the "ugly American" du jour.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:22 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Thanks and thanks for praying.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:23 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: LASue at December 07, 2019 08:24 AM (wMHPW)
Off to dispose of a couple of love seats and building a trellis wall for my wife's crazy clematis that pulls over everything it grabs trying to climb up. We call it Downed Hillary.
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:24 AM (RkWin)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2019 08:24 AM (yQpMk)
I know the feeling, my dad is in the same situation
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:25 AM (ZCEU2)
Bing posts a pic of the inside of the Arizona memorial.
Google, Huh? Is it Quelaxaza Notayurio, the famous transgendered, Somalian, poet's 115th birthday already?
Prepare a DOODLE!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 07, 2019 06:14 AM (vd8XM)
Yes, that is a nice picture on Bing. And I'm surprised that Googlag didn't go with that or a picture of Yamamoto
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2019 08:25 AM (SWPtj)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2019 08:25 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: torabora at December 07, 2019 08:25 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 07, 2019 08:26 AM (7rVsF)
They don't give a Schiff.
Posted by: torabora at December 07, 2019 08:27 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:27 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:27 AM (ZCEU2)
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I think drawing the picture is somehow disrespectful...and conversely, naming your spawn after that demon is honoring him. Doesn't make much sense, does it?
The last few days, I've pulled out my favorite Christmas album (Loggins' December) and while listening to those gentle, beautiful songs...the ones specifically about Jesus, I thought about the contrast between Jesus and Mohammed. The teachings of each, and how completely and diametrically opposed they are. One light, one dark. One love, one hate. One life, one death. It's good vs. evil.
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2019 08:27 AM (JoUsr)
States baby names for the first time ever in American history"Thanks, Obama.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:16 AM (bDqIh)
He was most proud of making the country a lot browner. But he isn't a racist comrades.
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2019 08:28 AM (SWPtj)
IIRC, New Years Eve is now celebrated with mass car-bq's by unruly "youths."
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:28 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Grump928(C) at December 07, 2019 08:24 AM (yQpMk)
Just discovered who Jeanette Rankin was.
Posted by: BignJames at December 07, 2019 08:28 AM (X/Pw5)
That was his father.
Slightly overweight Oscar.
The beginnings of a dynasty.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:29 AM (cqNba)
*******
Sounds like the legislature needs to pass more laws.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:22 AM (m45I2)
Or Teach Mohammedans to read English:
navy general regulations number 1159
11S9. Possession Of WeapOns.
Except as may be necessary to the proper
performance of his or her duty or as may be
authorised by proper authority, no person in the
naval service shell:
a. have concealed about his or her person
any dangerous weapon, instrument or device, or
sny highly explosive article or compound; or
b. have in his or her possession any
dangerous weapon, instrument or device or sny
highly explosive article or compound on board
any ship, craft, aircrafl, or in any vehicle of the
naval service or within any base or other place
under naval juriedktion.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 08:29 AM (JFO2v)
Are people really chanting this nonsense?
Posted by: April at December 07, 2019 08:30 AM (OX9vb)
Are people really chanting this nonsense? "
We certainly should hope so, yes?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:31 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:31 AM (ZCEU2)
"Don't Take Anything for Granted"
https://tinyurl.com/vmywx6q
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:31 AM (WI7YS)
Democrats wish and are trying to tank the economy in any way possible,
the media is also doing the same. They want the economy to spiral
downward or they have no chance to beat President Trump.
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 07:17 AM (ZCEU2)
A couple of months ago when the yield curve briefly inverted CNBC actually had a Count Down to Recession clock going. They were practically giddy over it. When the 10 year yield got higher than the 2 year again they had to put their clock away and the market kept hitting new highs so they must be beside themselves with grief
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2019 08:32 AM (SWPtj)
Are tent cities required to have individual installed sprinkler systems?
And smoke detectors.
For the children.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:32 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 08:31 AM (ZCEU2)"
An early start is always helpful.
Good luck !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:33 AM (JwHjN)
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YAY! We did something!
(hundreds of people get in individual SUVs and drive home to their HVAC-ed home full of plastic piping, refrigerators, and water pumps)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:33 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2019 08:34 AM (Ki5SV)
--
I impart my plumbing blessing to you, given to me by my father, passed to him by his father:
Hot on the left, cold on the right, poop down the middle.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:34 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2019 08:32 AM (SWPtj)
Cue up "You Can't Always Get What You Want"
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:34 AM (RkWin)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2019 08:34 AM (MVjcR)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2019 08:35 AM (dUJdY)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:35 AM (u82oZ)
Anybody have any good news?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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We went out to see one of the drive-through Christmas light displays where they set it up in a fairground. The kids loved it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:35 AM (+ZJ6q)
Posted by: Infidel at December 07, 2019 08:36 AM (O/X1S)
You know who else kept carbon in the soil.
Posted by: freakd at December 07, 2019 07:10 AM
Live trees are in the soil.
Posted by: clutch at December 07, 2019 08:36 AM (+mbOC)
--
YAY! We did something!
(hundreds of people get in individual SUVs and drive home to their
HVAC-ed home full of plastic piping, refrigerators, and water pumps)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:33 AM (+ZJ6q)
Comrade, you're not supposed to notice the hypocrisy just blindly believe the bullshit. That's how socialist utopias work
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2019 08:36 AM (SWPtj)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2019 08:34 AM (MVjcR)
Make sure you use the proper AOS method.
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:36 AM (RkWin)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:37 AM (cqNba)
Bluebelle, do yourself a favor and google "Paul Newman Cannes Beach". Merry Christmas.
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 08:37 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2019 08:34 AM (MVjcR)
Make sure you use the proper AOS method.
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:36 AM (RkWin)
Who had the notepad and measuring tape last?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:38 AM (t+qrx)
Robert A Heinlein, if alive today, would write a short story about them all being arrested and sent to "Coventry. " Where only wood products and nothing from any petrochemical basis is allowed. Including any drugs more advanced than Indian herb lore and aspirin.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:38 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:38 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: TheQuietMan at December 07, 2019 08:32 AM (SWPtj)
I suppose those dimwits expected us to forget terms like "funemployment" and "staycation" they used to try and pretend that jobless misery during the reign of Gaylord was no big deal.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 08:39 AM (y7DUB)
https://bit.ly/2rejV6d
If they remember that in November, sure. Otherwise, it's as much wishcasting as that worthless IG report.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2019 08:39 AM (Ki5SV)
Are tent cities required to have individual installed sprinkler systems?
And smoke detectors.
[insert VDH's classic "Two Californias" column here]
Per VDH, California long ago stopped enforcing laws and regulation on certain populations - the ones that will never pay fines, never show up in court, and that have no good name/credit/family and gainful employment that could be threatened by authorities should they not comply.
Oh, they're running an unlicensed food truck, dangerously made additions and crazy wiring in their house, regularly dump trash on the side of the road and drive drunk? So what, they'll be gone like the wind should you ever attempt to get them to act lawfully, pay fines, etc..
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:39 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2019 08:39 AM (1fal+)
Idiot children. Without petroleum there'd be no plastics and modern life and all of it that they take for granted would be impossible. Like no Iphones you stupid little shits.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:39 AM (H8QX8)
That is lovely. I've started leaving for work 15 minutes early, and saying my morning prayers in the truck before I go in to work. I find it a nice space, close and quiet with no distractions, and it's a peaceful way to start my workday.
Posted by: April at December 07, 2019 08:40 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 08:40 AM (Dc2NZ)
Always the bridesmaid...
Never the corpse.
(Or something like that)
We hear strange rumors of historical levels of black community support for Tump.
Wonder why that is.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:41 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:41 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: H.P. Lubecraft, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 08:37 AM (Dc2NZ)
Which candle scent did you get?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: bluebell at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (/669Q)
Chanted by people who could not fend for themselves longer than an afternoon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (oVJmc)
Posted by: April at December 07, 2019 08:40 AM (OX9vb)
I need to start doing that, along with a host of other changes come the new year. And I really need to find a way to stop brooding over everything.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2019 08:43 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:43 AM (cqNba)
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:43 AM (bDqIh)
Here's a nice memory:
Remember every single obama jobs report came with a special
disclaimer (excuse) for obama's shittiness, such as bad weather or a leaf fell from a tree or the Republicans?
Posted by: Soothsayer at December 07, 2019 08:43 AM (1fal+)
Yeah, it really helps out when you have a society that makes perpetual land claims based on your tribal ancestors from Jacob's sons.
Don't want to have the widow run off and marry outside the clan and cause troubles on Year of Jubilee
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2019 08:43 AM (lD3vL)
We knew it was you, anyway. Sounds like a great, retro-hip decorating plan. Be sure to have a modern art museum take pictures for an exhibition.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:44 AM (u82oZ)
Mayor Bill de Blasio is sending homeless New Yorkers to live in North Carolina even though he banned the city in 2016 from doing business with the Tar Heel State over its controversial bathroom bill.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 07, 2019 08:44 AM (JFO2v)
https://tinyurl.com/r6gy3an
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:44 AM (WI7YS)
Is their anything this man wont's do SHAME SHAME SEAMUSS ALL.
Posted by: saf at December 07, 2019 08:44 AM (5IHGB)
********
Pro Tip: Righty tighty, lefty loosy
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:45 AM (m45I2)
Chanted by people who could not fend for themselves longer than an afternoon.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (oVJmc)
Sounds like something you'd hear driving through Oberlin. You'd think a kollidge that made its bones as a music school would be embarrassed by such subliterate doggerel.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 08:45 AM (y7DUB)
Actually, the first famous tranny was George/Christine Jorgensen waaay back in the 1950s. He/she had to go to Denmark for his operation.
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 08:45 AM (9WuX0)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2019 08:46 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:47 AM (RkWin)
I hear you can drill pilot holes quickly and efficiently with 5.56mm
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2019 08:47 AM (lD3vL)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:42 AM (t+qrx)
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Mistletoe and Valu-Rite
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 08:47 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 07, 2019 08:48 AM (0GvUH)
Thank you. We have a few alpacas and llamas around here, but I see them in the daylight. The baby toy goats are even more fun.
Watching the sunrise, looking for a green flash every clear day here in Kansas, is quite a lot of stress relief.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:48 AM (u82oZ)
Of course I'm alive and he's not so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2019 08:48 AM (gd9RK)
Try this book , "How Happiness Happens" by Max Lucado. He is a former pastor and Christian writer It's a good book and particularly the sections on greeting people and also how not to "pet the peeves".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Weasel at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (MVjcR)
That damn commercial should have been banned.
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (RkWin)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (JoUsr)
Deputies knocked on the door of the residence, and a person and a dog came outside. While the individual was being detained, the dog became aggressive and charged at deputies. Deputies, not wanting to harm the dog or have it harm others, deployed a taser. The dog stopped the aggressive behavior and ran off according to Mesa County Sheriff Office.
"Don't tase me Fido!!"
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (m45I2)
I am glad to hear that. You always testify to looking at the beauty of nature around us and it's a good witness.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:50 AM (WI7YS)
I am getting a Derksen 10 x 12 original barn design deliver in two weeks. Much better than Menards stuff.
You should look at their product line.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:50 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 07, 2019 08:50 AM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 08:45 AM (y7DUB)
Embarrassment? What's that?
Most of the Ivy League kollidges were founded as Christian seminaries. Consider those charming metamorphoses.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:50 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: Zombie Mae West at December 07, 2019 08:51 AM (Y274z)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2019 08:51 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (m45I2
I'm surprised they didn't shoot it.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:51 AM (H8QX8)
Are the tasers tested on animals, do you train for tasing dogs, etc.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 07, 2019 08:51 AM (0GvUH)
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But when I watched "King of Kings" (I learn the Bible through Hollywood sword-and-sandal epics), John the Baptist slagged on Herodias for marrying her late husband's brother (among other general skankiness), calling it incestuous.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 08:52 AM (Dc2NZ)
That damn commercial should have been banned.
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (RkWin)
Shibumi sells she sheds.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:52 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2019 08:48 AM (gd9RK)"
An advantage not to be overlooked !
Looking forward to some re-buffing myself come the new year.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:52 AM (JwHjN)
And thanks for your payers! Prayers matter!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 07, 2019 08:16 AM (WI7YS)
Yes they do.
It's easy forget God is watching and interested.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 07, 2019 08:52 AM (6VvF+)
Posted by: AnnaS at December 07, 2019 08:52 AM (QjxTy)
Try washing it with tsp
Posted by: Percy at December 07, 2019 08:53 AM (7+uJ1)
Posted by: loneranger at December 07, 2019 08:53 AM (mwgYw)
That damn commercial should have been banned.
Posted by: jsg at December 07, 2019 08:49 AM (RkWin)
Was that State Farm? Because I want to make damn sure never to spend one fucking penny on whatever huckstering pile of shit inflicted that ignorance on my household.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 08:53 AM (y7DUB)
Shibumi sells she sheds.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:52 AM (t+qrx) "
By the she shore, amirite ?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:53 AM (JwHjN)
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"No more phones, no modern life, give up carbon and enjoy your strife!"
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2019 08:54 AM (JoUsr)
Things I've learned:
Trump should have been impeached on day one because he violated the Emoluments clause (so those calls back then were reasonable)
That there's no case law saying it was a violation means we just have to wait for the courts to decide
But Trump should be impeached for abuse of office
Of course, Trump had committed many crimes
But no crime is needed to impeach
The Hill leans right
The law professors are experts we should listen to
But anyone who is any way associated with it even gives support to any conservative must be dismissed as a liar
Trump is still coasting on Obama's economy
But this economy is the worst in history by any measure
Besides this last jobs number was just average under Obama
And the number wasn't great anyway as it includes holiday hiring
Whoo boy, that last one is a doozy!
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 07, 2019 08:54 AM (nQ0uc)
You should look at their product line.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:50 AM (u82oZ)
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They're very nice, but I'm betting I could get two or three $1k sheds for the one. I'd build for that price, too. I would save some money and honestly kind of enjoy it (once it's done).
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 07, 2019 08:55 AM (0GvUH)
Only if the dead brother died without issue, in order to raise up descendants to the dead brother to inherit his land, etc. Even then the surviving brother had the right to say no, in which case the duty passed to the next nearest male relative. (The Book of Ruth recounts a situation like this; Boaz was related to Ruth's deceased first husband but there was a closer relative who had dibs on her and Boaz had to make sure that guy waived his right to marry Ruth before he could marry her.)
Fun Biblical fact: you've all heard of the sin of Onan, of course.... well, according to Genesis 38, the problem was that Onan's wife, Tamar, had originally been married to Onan's brother and Onan had to marry her to raise up descendants for his brother... but he didn't want to do it (must have had a serious grudge against the brother or something) and that is why he "wasted his seed on the ground". Many Biblical scholars argue that the real "sin of Onan" was not in the mechanics of what he did but in his refusal to fulfill his duty to his dead brother.
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 08:56 AM (9WuX0)
Of course I'm alive and he's not so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2019 08:48 AM (gd9RK)
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You're still pretty, Bander!
Enbuffening is one of my new year's goals.
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 08:57 AM (Dc2NZ)
And if you name your kid "Muhammad" can you draw a picture of it?
Posted by: Thingfish at December 07, 2019 08:57 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 08:56 AM (9WuX0)
That's what I'm banking on.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:57 AM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 07, 2019 08:54 AM (JoUsr) "
I think your version makes more sense.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:57 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2019 08:58 AM (gd9RK)
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 07, 2019 08:58 AM (EMi53)
I was having my builders do a custom shed for my startup. Until their best price was 4 times the price of a Derken shed. They do much better work than me, and these days, time is a tad bit more important than money.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 08:58 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 08:58 AM (lwiT4)
Say that 5 times fast!
"So, you could say 'she sells sanctuary,' eh?"-- The Cult
Posted by: Lizzy at December 07, 2019 08:58 AM (bDqIh)
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 08:56 AM (9WuX0)
That's what I'm banking on.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 08:57 AM (t+qrx) "
So say we all !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: Muldoon at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (m45I2)
Posted by: bill in arkansas at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (C1Lsn)
Posted by: RoyalOil, Vicroy Canadian Territories at December 07, 2019 08:54 AM (nQ0uc)
Leftists say the damnedest things.
Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (1CjJc)
Posted by: Secret Square at December 07, 2019 08:56 AM (9WuX0)
Yeah, yeah, just keep telling yourself that.
God knows what you did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (V2Yro)
You build from scratch?
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (H8QX8)
Ruth's deceased first husband but there was a closer relative who had
dibs on her and Boaz had to make sure that guy waived his right to marry
Ruth before he could marry her.)
My all-time favorite OT story.
Posted by: grammie winger at December 07, 2019 09:00 AM (lwiT4)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 09:01 AM (Dc2NZ)
Thank you, Fenelon. Going to see if it's on kindle.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2019 09:02 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 09:01 AM (Dc2NZ)
Someone to keep me away from those little kiosks that sell roasted cinnamon sugar almonds.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 07, 2019 09:02 AM (t+qrx)
Tsp worked for me. Soak and wash multiple times
Posted by: Percy at December 07, 2019 09:03 AM (7+uJ1)
That is a scary observation. Probably accurate. All that money into education and it was wasted. The real purpose is to make ignorant thralls and Democrat Party pod people.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 09:03 AM (u82oZ)
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It's almost like they're unaware that the Green Acres TV show ever existed.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 07, 2019 09:03 AM (0GvUH)
What is the opposite of a "smoke show"?
At that time, all marriages were arranged, is it possible that the widow's sexual appeal contributed to this onanism?
Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 07, 2019 09:04 AM (lD3vL)
Of course I'm alive and he's not so I have that going for me.
Posted by: Bandersnatch at December 07, 2019 08:48 AM (gd9RK)
"Buff" is a relative term. As I recall, you're a pretty damn good-looking guy.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at December 07, 2019 09:05 AM (Ki5SV)
Posted by: April at December 07, 2019 09:05 AM (OX9vb)
Posted by: All Hail Eris, Literate Savage at December 07, 2019 09:01 AM (Dc2NZ)
a rock and a plug
both the economy size
Posted by: HUNTER at December 07, 2019 09:05 AM (rpxSz)
Have a blessed day, everyone. May you see the beauty all around you. Unless it is Lena Dunham crushing you. That would be gross.
Head on a swivel and have a Mattis plan.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 07, 2019 09:06 AM (u82oZ)
God knows what you did.
Posted by: Tom Servo at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (V2Yro)
I think I've taxed the limits of infinite recording devices.
Posted by: Captain Hate at December 07, 2019 09:06 AM (y7DUB)
Shop around and compare prices per square foot.
Posted by: freaked at December 07, 2019 09:07 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 08:59 AM (H8QX
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Poorly.
My strategy is to horde Lowes gift cards when they are offered for sale at 10% off on eBay, then buy a veteran friend lunch for going with me to buy the supplies with his 10% discount.
Saving $200 on a thousand dollar job is fairly easy if you know the job is coming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 07, 2019 09:07 AM (0GvUH)
Ruth Bader Ginsburg temporarily blocks release of Trump's financial records
Posted by: MachiasPrivateer at December 07, 2019 08:58 AM (EMi53)
Saw this yesterday and still can't believe she did this.
It was her ultimate way to get back at Trump. Was this the result of the votes of a few or all the SCOTUS and it was her turn, painful as it would be, to write the stay?
Or did she (more precisely her law clerks) make the decision?
Posted by: Marybeth at December 07, 2019 09:09 AM (4pK1/)
Posted by: weirdflunky at December 07, 2019 06:34 AM (cknjq)
The video likely went out on the internet.Any way to find out who were the first to view it?
Posted by: FloridaMan at December 07, 2019 09:16 AM (r28kI)
Posted by: Marybeth at December 07, 2019 09:09 AM (4pK1/)
Sick minds, filled with hate and pointless vengeance. What has Trump ever done to them? No President in modern times has been so openly, passionately, demonstrably committed to helping average Americans. Yet they bitterly hate him and want vengeance against him.
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 09:23 AM (H8QX8)
powerlineblog.com/the week in-pictures-narwhal-tusk edition
https://tinyurl.com/wbqu5ew
Posted by: Skip at December 07, 2019 06:35 AM (ZCEU2)
If you want to laugh and smile.....go to this link!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at December 07, 2019 09:24 AM (9dzlp)
Posted by: Mike at December 07, 2019 09:34 AM (wG9U4)
It's that simple.
Posted by: nono at December 07, 2019 09:50 AM (2Cm6i)
Posted by: Mike at December 07, 2019 09:34 AM (wG9U4)
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I suspect, strongly, that it won't be a whitewash. I see a number of posters attempting to slime a report that they haven't read in order to skew the opinions of others at this site, who haven't read the IG's report ... yet. Why are "they" doing that?
Posted by: mrp at December 07, 2019 10:10 AM (Pqytn)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 07, 2019 09:23 AM (H8QX
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He stole their Precious !
Nasssty Trumpses !
We hates it forever !
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 07, 2019 10:27 AM (JwHjN)
Anybody have any good news?
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
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We went out to see one of the drive-through Christmas light displays where they set it up in a fairground. The kids loved it.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Rainbow flags on men indicate poop is a major sexual turn on at December 07, 2019 08:35 AM (+ZJ6q)
Pleasanton?
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 07, 2019 10:40 AM (377Zs)
Trunkloads of absentee ballots suddenly "found" after the election won't care about your reasonable and logical argument.
"Election"
Posted by: Le Garde Vieux at December 07, 2019 11:00 AM (ms2Wv)
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