Wednesday Overnight Open Thread (12/11/19)

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THE QUOTES OF THE DAY


Quote I

Of course it’s unfair, but life is unfair. Simply running around talking about unfairness, is this gonna convince people who are on the fence that what’s being done to President Trump is mean and unfair and therefore they’re going to disagree with — the whole thing is bogus. This thing needs to be exposed for what it is. Rush Limbaugh


Quote II

Before I start, I must give the obligatory disclaimer: I am in no way defending pornography or the porn industry. I agree with Walsh‘s contention that it is a profoundly harmful activity. Nevertheless, it is not the state’s role to prohibit people from consuming it. Jeff Charles


Quote III

“It seems like the university has something against us. Truman State needs to stop making excuses and recognize our group. We understand that many people don’t like the idea of animal rights, but we still deserve the same platform as the other groups on campus.” Naomi Mathew


Quote IV

"It's an environment that you should wear gas masks on because of strong sulphuric gases. You can hear the noise of the gas coming out of the volcano. It's quite an intense but beautiful experience if you do a little circuit and then get off pretty quickly."Prof. Ben Kennedy


Quote V


"When confronted, they didn't run from danger, they ran toward it and saved lives. If not for their actions, and the actions of the Naval Security Force that were the first responders on the scene, this incident could have been far worse."Timothy Kinsella, the base commander


Quote VI

James Comey will go down in history, one, as being a sanctimonious partisan, but two, as being the guy who really did more to damage to the FBI than anybody else in the history of the FBI including Hoover, Sen. Rand Paul (R-KY)


Quote VII

“What was going on here, this wasn’t Jason Bourne. This was Beavis and Butt-Head." Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX)

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There are plenty of you southern Morons and Lurkers who might consider visiting the Frozen Tundra this winter. Here are a few driving tips for you.


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The reason I never could be a politician.

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Speaking of politicians Guess who will never leave the world of politics?

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Brewery takes marketing to a new level. Beer cans with erotic reindeer.

A brewery in North Carolina is feeling the heat over a holiday beer can featuring erotic reindeer doing the dirty.

Sycamore Brewing had to pull the 2019 version of their Christmas Cookie Winter Ale from the shelves after an anonymous complaint led to a visit from the state Alcoholic Beverage Control Commission, Fox 46 reported.

Turns out, the naughty reindeer depicted on the cans were a little too merry, being displayed in various sexually suggestive positions.

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My guess? There is someone looking for a job.

Walmart issued an apology for a Christmas sweater on the store's Canadian website that featured a reference to doing illicit drugs.

The sweater, which was formerly available from a third-party seller on Walmart.ca, featured Santa Claus with lines of what the product description called "quality, grade A, Colombian snow," but online observers agreed was a reference to cocaine.


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For those traveling in South Africa by E Jaguars there is now somehting special for you. Charging station map.

Jaguar have released their full interactive map of electric vehicle charging stations across South Africa.

The 54 charging stations, which make up the Jaguar Powerway, are dotted along the Gauteng, Durban and the N1 between Gauteng and Cape Town.

In addition, Cape Town is connected to the Garden Route all the way up to East London.


I wonder if these cars can use the same charging stations?

Currently, South Africans can buy the Nissan Leaf, Jaguar I-Pace or BMW i3 electric vehicles.


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Amazon's Ring surveillance doorbell leaks its customers' home addresses, linked to their doorbell videos


As the late great Warren Zevon once said, Don't knock on my door. If you don't know my Rottweiler's name.


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What our government indoctrination centers public schools are doing should be criminalized. Watch well educated students.


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Air plane emissions and global warming. They are still looking for the perfect unicorn fart to power planes. The next best thing? Used cooking oil?

They say it reduces CO2 emissions by 80 percent. Does it really?

KLM is the oldest airline in the world still flying under its original Royal Dutch Airways name for a hundred years now. Like other airlines, they are trying to figure out how to cope with a future where we have to reduce our carbon footprint and where flight-shaming is becoming a thing. Now they are trying biofuels; Neste, a Finnish maker of renewable diesel and other fuels, is now supplying KLM with "sustainable aviation fuel (SAF)" made from used cooking oil, which will "reduce CO2 emissions by up to 80 percent compared to fossil kerosene." From the press release:


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As we approach the end of the year we will be inundated with 2019 awards. 'They'The Word of The Year. Gimme a f*cking break.

Dictionary publisher and good Twitter account Merriam-Webster has declared the pronoun “they” as 2019’s Word of the Year.

The company revealed on Tuesday that there was a 313 percent increase in searches of the word “they” on Merriam-Webster.com this year when compared to 2018.

“English famously lacks a gender-neutral singular pronoun to correspond neatly with singular pronouns like everyone or someone, and as a consequence they has been used for this purpose for over 600 years,” read a statement from Merriam-Webster. In recent years, “they” has gained more prominence for its singular pronoun use, thanks to the growing awareness of non-binary and gender-nonconforming (GNC) individuals.


Person of the Year? Why the little scold, Greta Thunberg.


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Hillary Clinton wins an award, not Person of The Year. Pain In The Ass of The Year. Tanned, rested and ready never ever to leave the limelight.

‘Actually considering running, isn’t she?’ Preview of Hulu’s Hillary Clinton documentary looks a lot like a campaign video


She was one of those children where her mother had to hang a pork chop from her neck so the dogs would play with her, wasn't she?


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We were told to deal with gender neutral bathrooms. Obviously someone didn't get the message.

A Twitter user is getting dragged after sharing a story about going into a gender-neutral bathroom and having a man walk into it. She was horrified.

Most people who enter a gender-neutral bathroom would probably assume they might see someone of a different gender, but she claims to have been surprised. In fact, she says there were two men, one who entered the bathroom to use it as the facilities manager intended and another who waited outside until she left.

She condemns the first man and applauds the second:

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Bartering on Craigslist.

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Chalk one up for the good guys. Just how long this victory streak will last is anyone's guess.

After more than four years of litigation that pitted the State of New York against energy giant Exxon Mobil for allegedly hiding the cost of climate change from investors, a judge has exonerated the company of wrongdoing.

New York Justice Barry Ostrager ruled on the Exxon Mobil case on Tuesday.


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THE ONT CHRISTMAS MUSIC INTERLUDE


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Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum. Genius Award Winner.

A Pinellas County man caused an auto crash on Park Boulevard on Saturday night that caused a boat to go flying off a trailer and closed the road for five hours, Florida Highway Patrol troopers said.

Sylvester Manning, 66, of Seminole, was arrested on DUI charges after the crash. Troopers noted in arrest reports and a news release that Manning has faced three previous DUI charges — two in March 2015 in Pasco County and another in 1990 in Pinellas County.

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Santa has a helper. Tonight's Feel Good Story of The Day.

A 93-year-old man spends all year making hundreds of wooden toys by hand to ensure he has enough toys for local children to enjoy at Christmas.

Ed Higinbotham made 300 wooden trucks this year in his home workshop in Georges Township, Pennsylvania.

State trooper Robert Broadwater picked the toys up last week. The police department will distribute the trucks to pre-schools and other groups in the community.


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The ONT's record keeper, Maetenloch has been under the weather lately. He apologizes for the tardy Top 10 List. No problems Maet. You get better soon.


Weekly commenter stats for week of 12-11-2019


Top 10 commenters:
1 [553 comments] 'Sponge' [77.62 posts/day]
2 [539 comments] 'Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'
3 [538 comments] 'Insomniac'
4 [530 comments] 'rickb223'
5 [521 comments] 'TheJamesMadison, Just All about the Billy Wilder movies'
6 [463 comments] 'Christopher R Taylor'
7 [377 comments] 'Skip'
8 [361 comments] 'Minnfidel'
9 [359 comments] 'REDACTED'
10 [355 comments] 'garrett'


Top 10 sockpuppeteers:
1 [78 names] 'Look at that little monkey Miklos go' [10.95 unique names/day]
2 [36 names] 'freaked'
3 [35 names] 'Surfperch'
4 [34 names] 'Count de Monet'
5 [25 names] 'Don Q'
6 [24 names] 'reason'
7 [24 names] 'Notorious BFD'
8 [23 names] 'davidt'
9 [22 names] 'The ARC of History!'
10 [21 names] 'Minnfidel'


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Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




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1 Ola!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:01 PM (Y4EXg)

2 ONT is the best one-hit-per-day wonder.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2019 10:01 PM (P1f+c)

3 Firth!

of

Forth!

Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 11, 2019 10:01 PM (G546f)

4 This just in: Rep Sylvia Garcia had dumbbitch disease.

Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2019 10:02 PM (xVYwq)

5 Good Evening

Posted by: wing at December 11, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)

6 I think nobody rumbled in the last thread, and I need a cigarette. Success!
And Red Barchetta is THE best driving song. I will fight!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:02 PM (AanOH)

7 We're currently channeling Corey Hart's two-hit-wonder album, Boy in the Box.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2019 10:02 PM (P1f+c)

8 ONT is the best one-hit-per-day wonder.



Posted by: mikeski



It's like 230+ Christmas's a year!!!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 10:03 PM (LOq4H)

9 Kinda smoky in here, do you want to...
I'd love to...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:03 PM (AanOH)

10 The extra gray-boxening is fixed before comment 10. That's fast.

Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2019 10:04 PM (P1f+c)

11 Kinda smoky in here, do you want to...
I'd love to...
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:03 PM (AanOH)
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Been smokin' whisky and drinkin' cocaine

Posted by: Pat Travers at December 11, 2019 10:05 PM (xVYwq)

12
All over. Sad.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 10:06 PM (qSW2C)

13 10 The extra gray-boxening is fixed before comment 10. That's fast.
Posted by: mikeski at December 11, 2019 10:04 PM (P1f+c)


Shhhhhh. Our little secret.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 10:07 PM (aA3+G)

14 Gasoline for anal... sounds like an Obama-era trade.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:08 PM (AanOH)

15 Great ONT, Mis Hum! White Room is perfect for the photo up top.

I viewed the winter driving tips. Hope it helps when we get more snow later on...

Pray for our President.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 10:08 PM (fNFgo)

16 Gasoline for anal... sounds like an Obama-era trade.
Posted by: Drink Like Vikings

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Gas for ass?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:08 PM (Y4EXg)

17 I got back from Mexico today. Sister's wedding went pretty well, I had plenty of sun, beach, and drinks, and only threw up once. If that's not a successful vacation, I don't know what is.

Posted by: Dr. T at December 11, 2019 10:09 PM (XYK0y)

18 Was Prof Ben Kennedy writing about standing behind flatulent Jerry Nadler. I can only imagine Nadler would be the gassiest person in Washington.

Posted by: Northernlurker at December 11, 2019 10:09 PM (xz4k3)

19 Michael Buble's Christmas album is good.

My fav Celtic Woman Christmas (sorta) song is Panis Angelicus.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 10:10 PM (oZuI0)

20 Gas for ass?

70's bumpersticker:


Gas, Grass, or Ass, nobody rides for free!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 11, 2019 10:10 PM (xkSJa)

21 So...his gas, your ass. .

Posted by: Diogenes at December 11, 2019 10:10 PM (axyOa)

22 "Been smokin' whisky and drinkin' cocaine"

Party address or newsletter, please.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:10 PM (AanOH)

23 Seriously, was J. Edgar really that bad?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:10 PM (XVuno)

24 ..Now they are trying biofuels; Neste, a Finnish maker of renewable diesel and other fuels, is now supplying KLM with "sustainable aviation fuel (SAF)" made from used cooking oil, which will "reduce CO2 emissions by up to 80 percent compared to fossil kerosene." From the press release:

I call major bullshit. Aside from the 80% claim, how much energy does it take to turn that dirty used cooking oil into something a jet engine can use?

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)

25 Nobody rides for free, tonypete...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:11 PM (AanOH)

26 Seriously, was J. Edgar really that bad?
Posted by: Cicero

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He hog-tied the Kennedys. Say what you want about him cross dressing but the man was good!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:12 PM (Y4EXg)

27 It's quite an intense but beautiful experience if you do a little circuit and then get off pretty quickly."Prof. Ben Kennedy

So, like putting your dick in Courtney Love

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 11, 2019 10:13 PM (ykYG2)

28 I call major bullshit. Aside from the 80% claim, how
much energy does it take to turn that dirty used cooking oil into
something a jet engine can use?

Posted by: DR.WTF



THIS, however, NEVER expect the left to do math.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 10:13 PM (LOq4H)

29 Willowed: Her and the hot redhead lesbian in the B-52s, Kate Pierson.

Carry on.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:14 PM (XzT/D)

30 Sure. I want Jet A-1 that just a few hours ago was cooking onion rings at Big-Boys powering my PW4040s at 40,000 ft. Oh sure...

Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 11, 2019 10:14 PM (377Zs)

31 got here at 2:07 local, said "FI", and read the content first.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 10:15 PM (Zo3HG)

32 Chalk one up for the good guys. Just how long this victory streak will last is anyone's guess.


I read that as "victory steak".

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2019 10:15 PM (786Ro)

33 Sorry, Hadrian. That's rough.

Posted by: BifBewalski at December 11, 2019 10:15 PM (VcFUs)

34 Well, close enough to first for FBI work!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 11, 2019 10:16 PM (BiNEL)

35 THIS, however, NEVER expect the left to do math.


Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 10:13 PM (LOq4H)

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or The Horde, for that matter...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 10:16 PM (Zo3HG)

36 31 got here at 2:07 local, said "FI", and read the content first.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 10:15 PM (Zo3HG)

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Pfffftt. "Fi" counts for nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:16 PM (XVuno)

37 I call major bullshit. Aside from the 80% claim, how much energy does it take to turn that dirty used cooking oil into something a jet engine can use?
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2019 10:11 PM (aS1PU)

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Just run it through some cheesecloth. It'll be fine...

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2019 10:16 PM (CAJOC)

38 Gasoline for anal... sounds like an Obama-era trade.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings



Cash For Spelunkers?

Posted by: Hands at December 11, 2019 10:17 PM (786Ro)

39 Sure. I want Jet A-1 that just a few hours ago was cooking onion rings at Big-Boys powering my PW4040s at 40,000 ft. Oh sure...
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 11, 2019 10:14 PM (377Zs)


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Think about that when you're mid-pacific between HKG and LAX.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:17 PM (XVuno)

40 "Been smokin' whisky and drinkin' cocaine"



Party address or newsletter, please.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:10 PM (AanOH)

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please contact Pat Travers or his agent for details...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 10:17 PM (Zo3HG)

41 > Merriam-Webster

Merriam-Webster was taken over by millennial communists some years ago, and they've been implementing the "Get woke, go broke" business plan ever since.



Posted by: God Slick at December 11, 2019 10:17 PM (WsmTT)

42 Sure. I want Jet A-1 that just a few hours ago was cooking onion rings at Big-Boys powering my PW4040s at 40,000 ft. Oh sure...

Posted by: JC. Just JC


Think of all the cool extra warning lights in the cockpit. "French Fry clog nozzle one. Chicken wing in accumulator, etc.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 10:17 PM (LOq4H)

43 Sock off.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 10:18 PM (WsmTT)

44 Kate Pierson.



Carry on.

Posted by: Zod

Me and another Moron were ogling her just yesterday in the "Love Shack" video.

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 11, 2019 10:18 PM (N4r5a)

45 Funny that the so-called #metoo advocates were always the biggest proponents of drugs, prostitution and pornography cuz empowerment. Fuck them all - all they truly care about is destruction.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 10:18 PM (BaQol)

46 39 Sure. I want Jet A-1 that just a few hours ago was cooking onion rings at Big-Boys powering my PW4040s at 40,000 ft. Oh sure...
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 11, 2019 10:14 PM (377Zs)


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Think about that when you're mid-pacific between HKG and LAX.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:17 PM (XVuno)


Fries to do die for.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)

47 Fill 'er up!

Posted by: flounder, rebel, vulgarian, deplorable, winner at December 11, 2019 10:19 PM (1CjJc)

48 Kate Pierson - Good Stuff.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:20 PM (Y4EXg)

49 Darn right, "they" is the pronoun of the year!! In fact, they are going to start using they word in the place of EVERY pronoun!!!!

They hope they doesn't get too confusing for they.

Posted by: WaterCow at December 11, 2019 10:20 PM (ScWBu)

50 Gasoline for anal sex. With dudes.

But only pretty dudes.


....

Know how I know you're gay?

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:20 PM (ykID5)

51 or The Horde, for that matter...


Posted by: redc1c4



I have noticed a certain embracing of weight ratios...and boobs.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 10:20 PM (LOq4H)

52 Pfffftt. "Fi" counts for nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:16 PM (XVuno)

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it does if it's an acronym for the Magic Words....

hint:
first one has 4 letters, and starts with F
the second one has two letters, and starts with I
the result was a commonly used phrase when i was in the Army

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 10:20 PM (Zo3HG)

53 Ass, ass or ass

Posted by: The Otter at December 11, 2019 10:21 PM (xVYwq)

54 > I can only imagine Nadler would be the gassiest person in Washington.

Spoken like a man who's never been in an elevator with Maxine Waters.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 10:22 PM (WsmTT)

55 Zod will trade (dons colander-mask) 15 gallons of gasoline for Nancy Pelosi's mouth.

Zod doesn't want anyone else to know either, so let's keep it hush.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:22 PM (XzT/D)

56 If you pour enough Jet A in cooking oil, eventually it'll burn. Don't want that shit burned onto my compressor turbine blades.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 10:22 PM (bttOm)

57 Ass, ass or ass
Posted by: The Otter at December 11, 2019 10:21 PM (xVYwq)

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Nobody Astroglides for free!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:22 PM (XVuno)

58 Truffle pig Rick Wilson on sidebar - hilarious

Posted by: jhawk90 at December 11, 2019 10:23 PM (pBjNj)

59 erotic reindeer

Rudolph the Red?
KNOWS Reindeer!

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:23 PM (ykID5)

60 Ass, ass or ass

This guy drives a hard bargain.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:23 PM (M0u+N)

61
Zod will trade (dons colander-mask) 15 gallons of gasoline for Nancy Pelosi's mouth.



Zod doesn't want anyone else to know either, so let's keep it hush.


Does it need to be attached to the rest of her? Asking for a... friend.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 11, 2019 10:23 PM (xkSJa)

62 Mo' good toonz, MisHum.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:24 PM (HaL55)

63 55 Zod will trade (dons colander-mask) 15 gallons of gasoline for Nancy Pelosi's mouth.

Zod doesn't want anyone else to know either, so let's keep it hush.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:22 PM (XzT/D)

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*grabs a sword and mirrored shield*

Posted by: No One of Consequence at December 11, 2019 10:25 PM (CAJOC)

64 Gasoline for anal sex. With dudes.

But only pretty dudes.
....

Know how I know you're gay?
Posted by: mikeyG

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I took a training program last week to be able to work with kids at church. A section of it was devoted to recognizing grooming behavior of adults. As part of the training, they showed interviews of convicted pedos. One of the guys they interviewed told of the young boys he abused. When asked if he had sexual contact with men he said something along the lines of "NO! I'm not gay! That is disgusting!"

The River Denial ran deep there.

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)

65 60
Ass, ass or ass



This guy drives a hard bargain.

Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 10:23 PM (M0u+N)


The Art of the Squeal.

Posted by: Ned B at December 11, 2019 10:25 PM (l3+k2)

66 > She was horrified.

Most of them probably think of "gender-neutral bathrooms" as some place where they might exchange makeup tips with Elton John or RuPaul or something.

Oddly, that evaluation tends to change the first time they realize that Milton the Creepy Incel is sticking a camera phone under the stall divider.


You asked for it, ladies. You got it. Enjoy.



Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 10:26 PM (WsmTT)

67 didn't willie nelson's bus start on fire burning that frenchy fry grease? maybe i am remembering weong.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 10:26 PM (KP5rU)

68 There is a misconception that southerners can not drive in the snow.

But we've had a pretty harsh winter here so far, temperatures in the 40's and yesterday we had 1.5" of snow that hasn't even melted out of the yard yet, and I haven't missed a beat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (OHR0v)

69 >>The River Denial ran deep there. Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:25 PM (Y4EXg)

Did gasoline change hands at this meeting.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (XzT/D)

70 Was Prof Ben Kennedy writing about standing behind flatulent Jerry
Nadler. I can only imagine Nadler would be the gassiest person in
Washington.


Speaking of being powered by used cooking oil...

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (HaL55)

71 Apparently, none of my Amish or Mennonite neighbors have one of those ring cameras.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

72 Happy-ish Wed Evening, all y'all ...

Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (LPnfS)

73 "Zod will trade (dons colander-mask) 15 gallons of gasoline for Nancy Pelosi's mouth."



Zod is less scrupled than I anticipated. Adjusting battle plans...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (AanOH)

74 They --

-- this is nuts. I know pronouns are important but they're are more important things. Like Mandalorians.

At least Horowitz's report said that Trump should be impeached!!!!!!

Posted by: WaterCow at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (ScWBu)

75 But we've had a pretty harsh winter here so far,
temperatures in the 40's and yesterday we had 1.5" of snow that hasn't
even melted out of the yard yet, and I haven't missed a beat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (OHR0v)


Now you've done it.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (l3+k2)

76 ONT Greetings, Horde! A semi-productive day off, including a stop at Collector's Firearms.

We need a Mo Meet at Collector's Firearms.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (QzJWU)

77 There is a misconception that southerners can not drive in the snow.

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It's why the South lost the Civil War.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (XVuno)

78 There is a misconception that southerners can not drive in the snow.

Oh we can drive in the snow. Oh yes we can.

Ya'll might not want to drive too closely to us though.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (ykID5)

79 > Sure. I want Jet A-1 that just a few hours ago was cooking onion rings at Big-Boys powering my PW4040s at 40,000 ft.

Meh. Ever see what crude oil looks like before it's refined? It makes Burger Barn's grease pit look pristine by comparison.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (WsmTT)

80 Hmm, 400 gallons of gas for backdoor action? Normally I only ask for a reach around so I think I'm going to say yes to this offer.

Posted by: Barack Obama at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (WdocV)

81 "Ass, ass or ass"

Check out this guy's Pete 2020 bumper sticker...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (AanOH)

82 71 Apparently, none of my Amish or Mennonite neighbors have one of those ring cameras.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (Rz2Nc)

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We have our own version. Ezekiel sits at the door with a sketch pad.

Posted by: Your Amish Neighbor at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (CAJOC)

83 There is a misconception that southerners can not drive in the snow.

But we've had a pretty harsh winter here so far, temperatures in the 40's and yesterday we had 1.5" of snow that hasn't even melted out of the yard yet, and I haven't missed a beat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (OHR0v)
* * * *

Trust me, it's no misconception.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (fNFgo)

84 >>Zod is less scrupled than I anticipated. Adjusting battle plans... Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (AanOH)

The Pelosi-head is the "California Codpiece."

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:30 PM (XzT/D)

85 OK Horde... I am seriously thinking about adopting a 10 month old rottweiler from the local pound (he was adopted once and returned when he ate a wall because of separation anxiety). I work from home three weeks out of four and live with two adult children so there is always someone home which will hopefully fix his anxiety issues.




Anyone have any training or socialization tips?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)

86 >>It's why the South lost the Civil War.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (XVuno)

The South lost the Civil War because that river don't go to Aintry. Also, Jon Voight.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (XzT/D)

87 >>Anyone have any training or socialization tips?


Crate Training.

If he already exhibits sep anxiety, you need to break him of it. Best way to do it is mandatory crate time.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (Wr4LW)

88 The Pelosi-head is the "California Codpiece."

That'll get you right for a bit of the ol' ultraviolence...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (AanOH)

89 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)

.......

Xanax or Prozac.

They can prescribe either one to a dog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (OHR0v)

90 85 OK Horde... I am seriously thinking about adopting a 10 month old rottweiler from the local pound (he was adopted once and returned when he ate a wall because of separation anxiety). I work from home three weeks out of four and live with two adult children so there is always someone home which will hopefully fix his anxiety issues.




Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)

Feed it red meat and pee on it to make it mean.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (ypTro)

91 >>Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)

A Rottweiler will trade 15 gallons of gasoline for an infant's face.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (XzT/D)

92 75 But we've had a pretty harsh winter here so far,
temperatures in the 40's and yesterday we had 1.5" of snow that hasn't
even melted out of the yard yet, and I haven't missed a beat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (OHR0v)


Now you've done it.
Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2019 10:28 PM (l3+k2)


OMG, snow that hasn't even melted out of the yard yet

Relieved you haven't missed a beat yet


Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)

93 >>Hmm, 400 gallons of gas for backdoor action?


Is it Ass and Carry?

I mean, that;s a lot of buckets.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 10:33 PM (Wr4LW)

94 Rotty ate a wall, eh? Was it cinder block, I hope not?

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)

95 OK Horde... I am seriously thinking about adopting a 10 month old
rottweiler from the local pound (he was adopted once and returned when
he ate a wall because of separation anxiety)


The big problem for me with an 8 year old Sep Anxious doggeh?

Travel. You can NEVER drop him off in a boarding facility that will put him in a crate. He will break off teeth to get out and get next to a people.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:33 PM (ykID5)

96 Watching Jeff Sessions on Laura Ingrahm talking about the IG report is really annoying.

It's all very troubling to him.

Blehhh!

Posted by: White Rabbit Object at December 11, 2019 10:34 PM (NvYVF)

97 We have our own version. Ezekiel sits at the door with a sketch pad.
Posted by: Your Amish Neighbor at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (CAJOC)

LOL

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 10:34 PM (Rz2Nc)

98 Xanax or Prozac.

They can prescribe either one to a dog.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM

......

I should add that if they don't fix the dog's anxiety issues, you can take them and be sufficiently doped up to wear the dog's neurosis doesn't bother you.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:34 PM (OHR0v)

99 Celtic Woman: Panis Angelicus (Franck) https://youtu.be/mCueI9YLcG8

Bruckner: Virga Jesse https://youtu.be/5LPvoppqOLk

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 10:34 PM (oZuI0)

100 87 >>Anyone have any training or socialization tips?


Crate Training.

If he already exhibits sep anxiety, you need to break him of it. Best way to do it is mandatory crate time.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (Wr4LW)


My Brittany would destroy any crate it was put in.
Separation anxiety is a bitch. Pardon the pun

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 10:34 PM (aA3+G)

101 91 >>Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)

A Rottweiler will trade 15 gallons of gasoline for an infant's face.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (XzT/D)

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We may be able to help out

Posted by: Planned Parenthood at December 11, 2019 10:34 PM (CAJOC)

102 Hmm, 400 gallons of gas for backdoor action?

Is it Ass and Carry?

I mean, that;s a lot of buckets.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 10:33 PM (Wr4LW)


To get that 400 gallons you gotta receive 27 times. Enjoy.

Posted by: DR.WTF at December 11, 2019 10:35 PM (aS1PU)

103 >>My Brittany would destroy any crate it was put in.


Wow. Never had a pup that went crazy when left alone. Crate is home. Home is good.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 10:35 PM (Wr4LW)

104 "Jeff Sessions ... talking about the IG report"

I don't care who you are, that's funny. And stroke inducing...

Posted by: Drink Like Larry the Cable Guy at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (AanOH)

105 If he already exhibits sep anxiety, you need to break him of it. Best way to do it is mandatory crate time.

Depends on severity. My dog came to us at 6months, we crated him every night.

It got to the point that he was breaking off permanent teeth in order to try to escape.
Anecdotal. YMMV

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (ykID5)

106 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)



Feed it red meat and pee on it to make it mean.

Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 11, 2019 10:32 PM (ypTro)

A) I don't want him mean and and B... I do not have the equipment to pee on him from a distance and putting my bare butt on him seems like a very bad idea.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (imSgd)

107 I bid 5 gallons !

Posted by: Shep at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (UH5Ua)

108 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)

Before you do, research training in your area. Commit to taking him. Do the training exercises outside of classs and treat him well.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 10:37 PM (Rz2Nc)

109 If you're going to crate train a dog...

Posted by: Mitt Romney at December 11, 2019 10:37 PM (l3+k2)

110 Wow. Never had a pup that went crazy when left alone. Crate is home. Home is good.

Posted by: garrett



Yeah my first too * eyeroll*

And my LAST.

Dammit.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:37 PM (ykID5)

111 Depends on severity. My dog came to us at 6months, we crated him every night.

It got to the point that he was breaking off permanent teeth in order to try to escape.
Anecdotal. YMMV


Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (ykID5)

How did you handle it so the dog could function?

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:37 PM (imSgd)

112 >> B... I do not have the equipment to pee on him from a distance and putting my bare butt on him seems like a very bad idea.


I think female truckers have an aparatus you can use.

Or, Put the dog in the crate and stand the crate on it's end?

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 10:37 PM (Wr4LW)

113 I do not have the equipment to pee on him from a distance and putting my bare butt on him seems like a very bad idea.




Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner


Go on...

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 11, 2019 10:37 PM (N4r5a)

114 Had a little wiener-dawg that ate a whole lid while we were gone once. Wouldn't come out from under the couch for two days.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (HaL55)

115 MH, What a beautiful photo at the top of the post. It's the kind of image I can look at for hours.

Not to be outdone, we had an ad for a pop up ice fishing hut show up. Coincidence? Or does someone know where you are?

Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (7EjX1)

116 I had a feeling The Mandalorian would end up #woke so I am glad I bugged out after three episodes. I hear those were the good ones.

Very very common for a show to start out good and then get #woke once it's hooked an audience.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (ykYG2)

117 Zod would trade (dons colander-mask) perhaps...327 gallons of gasoline for a Comey-Pelosi-Nadler human centipede.

Must be crate-trained.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (XzT/D)

118 Watching Jeff Sessions on Laura Ingrahm talking about the IG report is really annoying.

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To be fair, he was probably sleep-talking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (XVuno)

119 So Shep's bidding 5 gallons. 'Taint no unemployment discount!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (AanOH)

120 Rotty ate a wall, eh? Was it cinder block, I hope not?


Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:33 PM (HaL55)

Just drywall I think... still his new owner was pissed enough to drop him back off at the pound.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:39 PM (imSgd)

121 My Brittany would destroy any crate it was put in.

Separation anxiety is a bitch. Pardon the pun



Exactly.

We have to board him with family. Family functions? Bring him along or hurry home...

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:40 PM (ykID5)

122 Zod would trade (dons colander-mask) perhaps...327 gallons of gasoline for a Comey-Pelosi-Nadler human centipede.

Must be crate-trained.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (XzT/D)
* * * *

Hmmm... and all this time I was thinking Zod was more, um, discerning...

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 10:41 PM (fNFgo)

123 Watching Jeff Sessions on Laura Ingrahm talking about the IG report is really annoying.

***

See now this is where we lack real journalists. The next question Sessions should have been asked is whether he bears all or only some of the blame for the fiasco and if he will personally go to Carter Page and Donald Trump and apologize to them.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2019 10:42 PM (WdocV)

124 Very very common for a show to start out good and then get #woke once it's hooked an audience.

That's the fastest way I can think of to unhook one. These days that's becoming inevitable, which is why I don't watch anything other than sports or EweTewb. I want to be entertained, not indoctrinated or preached at.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:42 PM (HaL55)

125 >>Hmmm... and all this time I was thinking Zod was more, um, discerning... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 10:41 PM (fNFgo)

You will pay the entrance-fee to observe the abomination at feeding-time.

Tender the fee. Do it now.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:42 PM (XzT/D)

126 Very very common for a show to start out good and then get #woke once it's hooked an audience.
***

The left as a whole believes they need to inflict a no escape option for us in regards to entertainment and culture.


Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2019 10:43 PM (WdocV)

127 "Zod would trade (dons colander-mask) perhaps...327 gallons of gasoline for a Comey-Pelosi-Nadler human centipede."

(scribbling in ancient runic glory)

Scrapping battle plans. The "Cali Codpiece" draws from the unholiest of reserves. Consider pursuing as strategic ally...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:44 PM (AanOH)

128
How did you handle it so the dog could function?


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner


If we leave him in the house? He is fine. Never had an accident that I can remember. He holds it until I get back.


Crating is impossible.
There are options for "Dog sitters" I guess? where they can sit on someone's lap and sleep in the same room until you get home. For a fee.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:44 PM (ykID5)

129 The South lost the Civil War because that river don't go to Aintry, and Jon Voight. And cousin-fucking. And guys with excess gasoline. Or something.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:44 PM (XzT/D)

130 Just drywall I think... still his new owner was pissed enough to drop him back off at the pound.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner

Had a yellow lab that had separation anxiety. Did kinda the same, we came home and he was wearing the cat-sized dog-door that used to be in the wall around his neck like a necklace (still haven't painted the replacement drywall).

Wish I had something for you, but we never really cured him of it. He was two-ish when we got him.

But...we did have medication we would give sparingly, as has been mentioned.

Good luck, I love Rotties and would love to have one (I have one in mind...another lurker Moron's ex-wife who has one that doesn't really want him, because narcissist...but like 2 now, and un-cut....*sigh*...but I'd take him in a heartbeat).

Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 11, 2019 10:45 PM (N4r5a)

131 The left as a whole believes they need to inflict a no escape option for us in regards to entertainment and culture.

Heh, that's what they think.

*click* *static* LOLGF

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:45 PM (HaL55)

132 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai

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For you or the dog?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)

133 If you're driving in South Africa, I hope you're headed for the airport.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2019 10:45 PM (VP1E6)

134 To the credit of Game of Thrones, it didn't ever get #woke. It was true to its founder's nihilism to the end.

The end sucked cave troll balls, but that wasn't because it was #woke, that was just because the writers were lazy tossoffs who'd quit caring.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 11, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)

135 ONT Greetings, Horde! A semi-productive day off, including a stop at Collector's Firearms.

I like Collector's but most everything there is out of my $$ range. What other shops in or around Houston are good? We'll be in town for the holiday and I might manage to finagle a trip somewhere.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 11, 2019 10:46 PM (qc+VF)

136 The end sucked cave troll balls, but that wasn't because it was #woke, that was just because the writers were lazy tossoffs who'd quit caring.
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 11, 2019 10:46 PM (ykYG2)

---------

That's why they were the perfect choice to take over Disney Star Wars. Shame that they got shitcanned.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:47 PM (XVuno)

137 We're currently channeling Corey Hart's two-hit-wonder album, Boy in the Box.

Good call. Listening to one of the hits (the big one) right now.

Posted by: t-bird at December 11, 2019 10:47 PM (gHCnG)

138 I mean he is an incredbly smart dog otherwise. Great watchdog, alert, sharp, very good family dog.

Just the psycho separation thing.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:48 PM (ykID5)

139 Jewel and her sweater puppies sing Ave Maria live

Quite nicely too I should say

youtube.com/watch?v=ZABVkrKAPdo

Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2019 10:48 PM (qAR6u)

140 Good luck, I love Rotties and would love to have one
(I have one in mind...another lurker Moron's ex-wife who has one that
doesn't really want him, because narcissist...but like 2 now, and
un-cut....*sigh*...but I'd take him in a heartbeat).


Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 11, 2019 10:45 PM (N4r5a)

I have only rarely seen a another type of dog that gets as attached to their families as rotties do. OTOH, I have also never met a rottie that wasn't convinced he was a 15 pound lap dog even as they crush you under 100 pounds of weight.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:48 PM (imSgd)

141 Teh Ted nails it, but the again, Beavis and Butthead never did time in PMITA prison. Uhhhhh, huh huh.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at December 11, 2019 10:48 PM (AanOH)

142 Celtic Woman
Be still, my heart

Posted by: attila the thrilla at December 11, 2019 10:49 PM (w7KSn)

143 It's a Dick in a Box.

Posted by: Justine Timberlake at December 11, 2019 10:49 PM (UH5Ua)

144 Joe Biden: My dealings in the Ukraine have been investigated, and they found nothing!

Donald Trump: Five investigations, Joe?

Posted by: Axeman at December 11, 2019 10:49 PM (xVYwq)

145 Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2019 10:42 PM (WdocV)

Laura Ingram

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)

146 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?

Posted by: redbanzai



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For you or the dog?

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 10:45 PM (Y4EXg)

I have been told that most of training a dog is training its human.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:50 PM (imSgd)

147 OK Hordelings, it's BfB.

Y'all try to behave. Pray.

Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 11, 2019 10:51 PM (HaL55)

148 Beavis and Butthead aren't crooked.

Posted by: davidt at December 11, 2019 10:52 PM (l3+k2)

149 Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/v4ltlsg

https://tinyurl.com/tftkfoz

https://tinyurl.com/ua6ky5e

https://tinyurl.com/qmn4cm9

https://tinyurl.com/yx499x8n

Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2019 10:52 PM (qAR6u)

150 we had 1.5" of snow that hasn't even melted out of the yard yet, and I haven't missed a beat.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 10:27 PM (OHR0v)

That's adorable!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 10:52 PM (wYseH)

151 Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2019 10:38 PM (7EjX1)

Thanks

And oh noes

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 10:52 PM (aA3+G)

152 My rotts always had another dog to be with them. Plus they went with us everywhere and when one of us was working someone was home with them.

Posted by: morigu at December 11, 2019 10:53 PM (Eu98u)

153 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?

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I've been told not to fart in elevators, and it has stood me in good stead.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:53 PM (XVuno)

154 52 Pfffftt. "Fi" counts for nothing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 10:16 PM (XVuno)

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it does if it's an acronym for the Magic Words....

hint:
first one has 4 letters, and starts with F
the second one has two letters, and starts with I
the result was a commonly used phrase when i was in the Army
Posted by: redc1c4
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Hmmm, we eat crayons so I dunno. Maybe "Fall In" but that makes no sense so I'm gonna go with the commonly used phrase "alright you bags of whale shit, fall the fuck in and act like you care"

Am I right?

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at December 11, 2019 10:53 PM (+ldAm)

155 Springers are known as "velcro" dogs and separation anxiety is not uncommon. Since I have three dogs, mine do okay when we are gone. Most of the time, we are home with them.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 11, 2019 10:53 PM (Lqy/e)

156 More Relevant to My Interests ONT Compliance Pics

https://tinyurl.com/qjw3mgx

https://tinyurl.com/wrhjkjg

https://tinyurl.com/w3q6p5l

https://tinyurl.com/te8s2kh

https://tinyurl.com/wlmrpqt

Posted by: kbdabear at December 11, 2019 10:54 PM (qAR6u)

157 Very very common for a show to start out good and then get #woke once it's hooked an audience.

--bth, yup.

The shows that stand the test of time have avoided that shyte.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 10:54 PM (oZuI0)

158 Why am I getting errors when I try to post?

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 11, 2019 10:54 PM (HhaYz)

159 i don't consider 1.5" of snow anything to even warm up the shovel for.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 10:55 PM (KP5rU)

160 PETE

Use more Kleenex Pete!

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 10:55 PM (ykID5)

161 Oh I can post... as long as I don't drop the pr0n word in here, it seems. Well that's a shame because I've got a lot to say about the Coomservative up there who Totally Isn't Defending It Because It's Bad But Still We Shouldn't Do Anything About It Seriously You Guys.

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 11, 2019 10:55 PM (HhaYz)

162 158 Why am I getting errors when I try to post?
Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at December 11, 2019 10:54 PM (HhaYz)


It's a feature of the blog.

Posted by: Kazi at December 11, 2019 10:56 PM (0x00j)

163 Zod will trade Greta Thunberg's future for 15 gallons of gasoline.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:56 PM (XzT/D)

164 158: your dna is dripping on your keyboard, pete.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 10:56 PM (KP5rU)

165 12 ... Hadrian, We're so sorry to hear that. Yeah, we've all been through it but that doesn't make the loss of a pet easier. Our condolences.

Posted by: JTB at December 11, 2019 10:57 PM (7EjX1)

166 Good evening y'all!

Yea........get to watch Avalanche tonight!

F comcast!

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 11, 2019 10:57 PM (/UQ/R)

167 My rotts always had another dog to be with them.
Plus they went with us everywhere and when one of us was working someone
was home with them.

Posted by: morigu at December 11, 2019 10:53 PM (Eu98u)

This guy is apparently very friendly to other dogs so I may adopt him a friend too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:57 PM (imSgd)

168 Zod will trade Greta Thunberg's future for 15 gallons of gasoline.
Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:56 PM (XzT/D)
* * * *

That's what I call an empty trade.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 10:57 PM (fNFgo)

169 That last picture is of a person who will sue for DMCA violations. Or "violations".

Posted by: Miklos, pro se at December 11, 2019 10:58 PM (QzkSJ)

170 porn

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:58 PM (imSgd)

171 166: try spectrum if you really want up the rectum.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 10:58 PM (KP5rU)

172 170
porn

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:58 PM (imSgd)

It's not the pron word pete.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:58 PM (imSgd)

173 So did Corey Hart's Boy in the Box grow up to be Alice in Chains' Man in the Box?

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 10:59 PM (oZuI0)

174 Zod out. Remain in light.

Posted by: Zod at December 11, 2019 10:59 PM (XzT/D)

175
Zod will trade Greta Thunberg's future for 15 gallons of gasoline.

What is her volatility? Does she burn rapidly ? Would her Skandi fat clog my injectors?

So many questions.

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 11:00 PM (ykID5)

176 i don't consider 1.5" of snow anything to even warm up the shovel for.

.....

I've never understood why northerners even shovel the snow anyway.

It's just gonna melt off the next day anyway when it warms up to 50. Seems like a big waste of time.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 11:00 PM (OHR0v)

177 Good night, Zod! Sweet dreams!

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 11:00 PM (fNFgo)

178 Chavez......comcast will not renew the contract with altitude which does Avalanche and nuggets(don't watch and don't care)......so we have missed the whole season. Except for tonight when it is on nbcs

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 11, 2019 11:02 PM (/UQ/R)

179 The gas thing... TX or MN?

Both are too far anyway.

Posted by: klaftern at December 11, 2019 11:02 PM (RuIsu)

180 78 There is a misconception that southerners can not drive in the snow."

I have seen southerners drive in the snow. It is not a misconception. Ya'll can't drive in the snow.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 11, 2019 11:03 PM (d6Ksn)

181 Zod

The South lost the Civil War on the day the dumb mofos started it.

moral of the story: don't kick Mike Tyson in the groin just to see how he'll respond.

Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2019 11:03 PM (Cssks)

182 The South lost the Civil War on the day the dumb mofos started it.

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You know who else lost a war on the day he started it?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:04 PM (XVuno)

183 Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 11, 2019 11:03 PM (d6Ksn)



Hiya Donna

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

184 ..I like Collector's but most everything there is out of my $$ range. What other shops in or around Houston are good? We'll be in town for the holiday and I might manage to finagle a trip somewhere.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 11, 2019 10:46 PM (qc+VF)



The bulk of their showroom inventory is about 50% pre-owned guns. Many are just "common" guns, at that, especially as to hunting arms.

Shop carefully and thoroughly, there are bargains to be had.

And in fact, I've profited handsomely in at least two transactions there. Once, when I bought a 1905 Parker 12 ga VH shotgun for about 1/3 of the price I sold it for a month later.

Second time, I sold them an "O" frame S&W .38 snubbie. Pre-"J" frame. Picture the exact proportions of an "N" frame Smith, but in the J-frame size. The trigger guard was not the elongated oval of the "J" frame, but a smaller but identical profile to an "N" frame revolver.

I'd bought it at a different gun store for $225, out the door.

Got $600 in trade value from Collector's for it, used that to pay off two layaways there.

You don't always pay too much at Collectors. You just have to know your markets for any given hardware on any given day.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2019 11:05 PM (QzJWU)

185 {{{Hadrian}}} So very sorry for your loss.

I did not understand your post above since I was not on earlier. Just now went back a couple of threads and read your post.

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

186 The South lost the Civil War on the day the dumb mofos started it.


" I was on the losing side. Never said I was on the wrong side"

Posted by: mikeyG at December 11, 2019 11:06 PM (ykID5)

187 My bichons would never tolerate being left alone

not for one minute

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 11:07 PM (rpxSz)

188 It's just gonna melt off the next day anyway when it warms up to 50. Seems like a big waste of time.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 11:00 PM (OHR0v)

There's a chapter in "To Kill A Mockingbird" which describes how delighted Scout and Jem to see that it's snowing in their Alabama town. They try to make a snowman and Jem comes up with the idea of making a mudman and then covering the mud with the scant snow that has fallen on the ground.

Believe me, in Wisconsin, we did not have to settle for covering mud with snow to make a snowman.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 11, 2019 11:07 PM (d6Ksn)

189 Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)

Hi, Mis Hum, nice ONT.

Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 11, 2019 11:08 PM (d6Ksn)

190 Have we covered the Don LeMon meltdown over Trump's Thanos tweet? Well worth a watch!

https://tinyurl.com/sdmdjz5

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 11:11 PM (BaQol)

191 When I got snow on my drive, it triggers my OCD

Mrs. REDACTED laughs her ass off about it

and I got a 1200 ft drive

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 11:12 PM (rpxSz)

192 Good night everyone, thanks for not banning me.

p.s.

If you are at all spiritual and believe in prayer, you might want to lift up the Tories and Boris Johnson in the U.K. If that douche Corbyn gains a working majority Armageddon can't be far behind.

Posted by: Kazi at December 11, 2019 11:12 PM (0x00j)

193 191: 1200' drive! should take up golfing.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

194 Hadrian. Condolences, amigo.

Was also at Texas Tactical Gear today.

Any of you who know Jen and her dog Ginger, pray for them both.

Ginger is a very frail 16 years old, and her hips don't hop any more. Front end walks just fine though.

So, Jen throws a nylon strap under the aft end of the belly, and lift-walks Ginger out to the grass for her "walk".

I've played more tug of war with that dog in the gunstore than most people have spent time IN a gun store.

She'll still want to play with her tug of war ball. But now you've got to "let her" win. Time was, you could NOT win.

The pup's days are numbered, but dear God, that dog is still so full of the joy of life, you know she's not ready to quit, just yet.

I left the store because of all the dust in the air.

I'll tell the story of the cash transaction there for a pair of Barrett M-81s, in just a bit. That story has some interesting after action to the report.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2019 11:14 PM (QzJWU)

195 I'd never actually seen this. It was worse than I thought!

https://hooktube.com/ watch?v=hdZXlMl1xG4

"Twenty bucks the blonde dies. Oh look I was right."

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at December 11, 2019 11:15 PM (0ReGO)

196 193 191: 1200' drive! should take up golfing.
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:13 PM (KP5rU)

Teed it up for ya, huh ?

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 11:15 PM (rpxSz)

197 So holidays,I fall off the wagon

Just tried some Stock's Bakery pound cake snd holy cow that stuff is good
Full of killer transfats and all

Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 11, 2019 11:15 PM (G546f)

198
107 I bid 5 gallons !
Posted by: Shep at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (UH5Ua)

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400 quatloos on the plastic mannequin that takes it up the ass.

Posted by: Disembodied Brain No. 3 at December 11, 2019 11:16 PM (t5m5e)

199 Well well well well...I'm so ripping off that idea.

Posted by: Matt Lauer at December 11, 2019 11:16 PM (M9bB2)

200 196; i would say so.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:16 PM (KP5rU)

201 Comey is Hoover with an expensive suit.

Posted by: PJ at December 11, 2019 11:17 PM (qlTN9)

202 Hemingway on FOX, I expect she'll blast some of the players.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

203 mishum, snowing by you again?

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

204 Hadrian, I'm so sorry
(((Hugs)))

Posted by: VMom's phone (aka VM's phone) at December 11, 2019 11:19 PM (G546f)

205 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:19 PM (KP5rU)

Not yet
Another pleasant evening of double digit below 0

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:20 PM (aA3+G)

206 The South lost the Civil War on the day the dumb mofos started it.



moral of the story: don't kick Mike Tyson in the groin just to see how he'll respond.

Posted by: mnw at December 11, 2019 11:03 PM (Cssks)

Lot of those dumb mofo's in the Horde, mnw including me. I am very proud of my ancestors who fought for the Confederacy and died for their homes. We may have lost but that does not mean we were wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:20 PM (imSgd)

207 oh oh. here we go.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

208 Shannon Bream sure is cute. I wonder what she looks like without her, uh, makeup. Reminds me of a real life Barbie

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2019 11:21 PM (7ZQe3)

209 Corbin is an unremittingly evil terrorist supporting bastard.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 11:22 PM (BaQol)

210 205; single digit here. shih tzu's love it, though. must be part snow dog or some shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:23 PM (KP5rU)

211 On the gas trade ad

things have changed

and I have no personal experience with this

but when I was younger and a girl suspected a guy was switch hitting

they would run , not walk away from that guy

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 11:23 PM (rpxSz)

212 Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:21 PM (KP5rU)

My thoughts exactly
Might have to get the time out corner ready

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:23 PM (aA3+G)

213 When LeMon gets to the part all serious about how "history" will "judge" Trump's "high crimes and misdemeanors", he gives the game away by smirking on the last four words. He can't even say it with a straight face.

They ALL know it's a sham. Every last lefty. They think what they're doing is hilarious.

Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 11:24 PM (BaQol)

214 212; nobody ever wins that shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:24 PM (KP5rU)

215 Comey is Hoover with an expensive suit.
Posted by: PJ
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I'm inclined to disagree, a bit. Hoover was not politically driven, per se. Hoover's concern was for the well-being of the country, as opposed to a political philosophy.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:24 PM (CDGwz)

216 208 Shannon Bream sure is cute. I wonder what she looks like without her, uh, makeup. Reminds me of a real life Barbie
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2019 11:21 PM (7ZQe3)

when she was younger, she had a 11+ body

ripped

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 11:24 PM (rpxSz)

217 better when we we're talking about two hit wonders.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:25 PM (KP5rU)

218 like Collector's but most everything there is out of my $$ range. What other shops in or around Houston are good? We'll be in town for the holiday and I might manage to finagle a trip somewhere.

Posted by: Bob the Bilderberg at December 11, 2019 10:46 PM (qc+VF)

I bought my first Glock from Collectors 25 years ago because I didn't know better. I've since purchased most of my guns from Academy Sports or Gun Shows.

Boyert gun range on Westheimer and Fondren has a good selection if you're buying. I will say Collectors is good for browsing.

Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 11:26 PM (2DOZq)

219 When LeMon gets to the part all serious about how "history" will "judge" Trump's "high crimes and misdemeanors", he gives the game away by smirking on the last four words. He can't even say it with a straight face.
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I've watched several LeMon videos where he momentarily deflects his eyes as he utters some preposterous bullshit. It's the mark of someone who is lying, and knows that they are lying

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:27 PM (CDGwz)

220
Corbin is an unremittingly evil terrorist supporting bastard.


Posted by: ... at December 11, 2019 11:22 PM (BaQol)

He is managing to turn Jews conservative (or Tory which is not conservative per se but not flaming liberal either).

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:27 PM (imSgd)

221 Re: Trading Guzzoline for Anal Sex

The Humungus The Lord Humungus The Warrior of the Wasteland The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla is on Craigslist? Did Bartertown go out of business?

Lovely picture. Hope you reuse it, or have one like it for Christmas Eve.

Posted by: Ernst Schreiber at December 11, 2019 11:27 PM (xmKbk)

222 208- Pete
Google Shannon Bream images of 2001 Miss Virginia I think. Yellow Bikini...

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 11:27 PM (bttOm)

223 single digit here. shih tzu's love it, though. must be part snow dog or some shit.
Posted by: chavez the hugo
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Fur balls, they are.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:28 PM (CDGwz)

224 ..Lot of those dumb mofo's in the Horde, mnw including me. I am very proud of my ancestors who fought for the Confederacy and died for their homes. We may have lost but that does not mean we were wrong.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:20 PM (imSgd)



In the Theory and Principle of States' Rights, the South was entirely correct and within the boundaries of (then) established law.

Pity was though, they applied the above Theory as to the Exact Wrong CAUSE, that being Chattel Slavery. (don't say otherwise, it's in the Confederate Declaration of Independence, and more).

Point being, the South squandered the Right of Secession on an un-defensible cause, and did so not by legislature and courts, but by war.

Which they lost, soon as the war lasted beyond the South's ability to sustain.

Had not the South rallied for that loathsome cause, then the idea of Secession would not now be as unimaginable as it remains, even today.

That's the true loss of the War Between the States / War of Northern Aggression, or whatever one might wish to append to the meatgrinder it was.

We're still going to see some Secession, I think.

But the boundaries won't be as defined as they were in the 1860s.

And that, is my Gross Understatement of tonight's ONT.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX




Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2019 11:29 PM (QzJWU)

225 Hemingway on FOX, I expect she'll blast some of the players.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:18 PM (xSo9G)

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Ten bucks says Mollie won't get invited to cocktail parties with Jonah Goldberg and Rear Adm. Billie Kristol.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:29 PM (XVuno)

226 Fur balls, they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
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Ours is like an 11 lb. Swiffer duster.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:29 PM (CDGwz)

227 Have we covered the Don LeMon meltdown over Trump's Thanos tweet? Well worth a watch!

https://tinyurl.com/sdmdjz5

Posted by: ... at



Yeah, but a couple hours in his favorite leather bar and he'll be right as rain.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 11:29 PM (LOq4H)

228 223; happiest furballs i've ever seen.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:29 PM (KP5rU)

229 Wouldn't shock me if Trump puts a byline underneath the TRUMP on his buildings

THE ONLY PRESIDENT IMPEACHED AND RE-ELECTED

he loves the unique monikers

Posted by: REDACTED at December 11, 2019 11:30 PM (rpxSz)

230 Jet fuel made from used cooking oil? Alla same as "bio-diesel". It's going to make almost exactly the same amount of CO2 when burned as does fossil fuel kerosene. The conceit is that the bio-fuel took CO2 out of the air when the original fats/oils were made. Guess what? the same is true for fossil fuels. The carbon in fossil fuels came from plant matter, either directly, or via animals' consumption of plant matter, and the plants sucked it out of the air by photosynthesis, same as they do now/ Only difference is in how long the carbon stayed in storage.

Plus, I don't think I want to ride on an airplane fueled by "bio-kerosene". Too much chance of there being some blob of unreacted fat, or left-over caustic potash getting into the fuel tank, and taking out one or more engines. The refineries making fuel out of crude oil have been doing it for over a century, and they know what the fuck they are doing. "Bio-fuels"? Not so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2019 11:30 PM (/sgva)

231 222 208- Pete
Google Shannon Bream images of 2001 Miss Virginia I think. Yellow Bikini...

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Yikes! And brainy too.

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2019 11:32 PM (7ZQe3)

232
The end sucked cave troll balls, but that wasn't because it was
#woke, that was just because the writers were lazy tossoffs who'd quit
caring.
***

Hmm, the woman that was constantly being presented as the hero of the downtrodden comes to political power and kills everyone?

Sounds to me like they were trying to prepare us for President Hillary Clinton.

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2019 11:33 PM (WdocV)

233 Plus, I don't think I want to ride on an airplane fueled by "bio-kerosene". Too much chance of there being some blob of unreacted fat, or left-over caustic potash getting into the fuel tank, and taking out one or more engines. The refineries making fuel out of crude oil have been doing it for over a century, and they know what the fuck they are doing. "Bio-fuels"? Not so much.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

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Fuel your next trans-Atlantic flight using this one trick! Prepare to be shocked!

Posted by: Tonypete at December 11, 2019 11:33 PM (Y4EXg)

234 231- Pet
Yep, she was Hawt.. She's married to some guy that looks like Lurch..

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 11:34 PM (bttOm)

235 Hoover's concern was for the well-being of the country

Well, Hoover considered maximizing his political power to be in the interests of the well-being of the country.

John F. Kennedy came into office, and intended to fire Hoover as one of his first actions. Robert F. Kennedy was dispatched to have lunch with Hoover, and explain that Hoover was going to retire.

It would be hysterical to have a transcript of that lunch conversation, as Hoover explained why the Kennedys weren't going to fire him.

Maintenance of blackmail files on powerful politicians was a key function of the Hoover-era FBI.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:34 PM (I2/tG)

236
In the Theory and Principle of States' Rights, the South was
entirely correct and within the boundaries of (then) established law.



Pity was though, they applied the above Theory as to the Exact Wrong
CAUSE, that being Chattel Slavery. (don't say otherwise, it's in the
Confederate Declaration of Independence, and more).



Point being, the South squandered the Right of Secession on an
un-defensible cause, and did so not by legislature and courts, but by
war.



Which they lost, soon as the war lasted beyond the South's ability to sustain.



Had not the South rallied for that loathsome cause, then the idea of
Secession would not now be as unimaginable as it remains, even today.



That's the true loss of the War Between the States / War of Northern
Aggression, or whatever one might wish to append to the meatgrinder it
was.



We're still going to see some Secession, I think.



But the boundaries won't be as defined as they were in the 1860s.



And that, is my Gross Understatement of tonight's ONT.







Jim

Sunk New Dawn

Galveston, TX


Ya... no.


That is a stupidly simplistic analysis of the causes of the war. Slavery was an issue but it wasn't even the main issue (and I will remind you MR. Lincoln did not believe so either or else the Emancipation Proclamation would have, ya know, emancipated slaves in the North).




I would suggest we change the subject but if you are feeling froggy go ahead and jump.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:34 PM (imSgd)

237 Anyone have any training or socialization tips?
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:31 PM (imSgd)


When I got a Labrador pup and put it in the crate for his first evening in his new home, he started to whimper, whine, and bark. The crate was in the family room.

So the first night I slept next to the door of the crate on the floor. Kept the door open. The pup slept all night.

Did this for 3 nights, then cut back to just sit outside the door for a few minutes until the pup fell asleep.

Never had another problem.

Now, this was a 13 week old pup, not a nearly grown dog. And a Lab, not a Rot.

And to the day the dog passed on, just saying "Shadow, crate" once and the dog immediately went to his crate.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 11:35 PM (sy5kK)

238 Oblowme had some DOD nonsense where they were fueling Navy Aircraft with 'renewable' French-fry oil and the contract was $16 to $24 dollars a GALLON.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 11:36 PM (bttOm)

239 He is managing to turn Jews conservative (or Tory which is not conservative per se but not flaming liberal either).

I have a Jewish friend in England who quite seriously is planning on moving back to the United States if Corbyn wins.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

240 Bio-fuels"? Not so much.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

.....

I had a regular that would come by and take our leftover deep fryer oil whenever we changed it to power his diesel.

Little car always smelled like burnt french fries when he drove it.

Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 11, 2019 11:36 PM (OHR0v)

241 Ten bucks says Mollie won't get invited to cocktail parties with Jonah Goldberg and Rear Adm. Billie Kristol.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:29 PM (XVuno)

Twenty bucks says she doesn't want the invitations to those parties.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:36 PM (imSgd)

242 No more civil war discussions

Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)

243 Oh shit, I step away for a few minutes to chill to some music, and now we're revisiting the War Between the States.

Careful, 'rons.

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 11:37 PM (oZuI0)

244 I have a Jewish friend in England who quite seriously is planning on moving back to the United States if Corbyn wins.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:36 PM (I2/tG)

Hopefully your friend is noticing the extreme antisemitism of liberals on this side of the pond too.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:38 PM (imSgd)

245 The Wexford Carol:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yxDZjg_Igoc

Posted by: Captain Obvious at December 11, 2019 11:38 PM (3Z6pZ)

246 Has anyone calculated how many BTUs it takes to refine used cooking oil into Jet-A?

As compared to how many BTUs it takes to refine an AVERAGE crude into Jet-A.

Let us stipulate that we're not using West Texas Sweet Crude as the base, 'cause that stuff is damn near ready to run as Diesel, right off the well head.

Oh, and while we're at it?

Let's not forget to ADD IN the necessary BTUs required to render whatever vegetative manner ended up AS that "used cooking oil" in the first place.

Oh, and the BTU's burned up by the various restaurants that resulted in said cooking oils being "used", in the first place.

Yeah, "maths".

But it all either adds up, or it doesn't.

I'll pony up all my chips, that it doesn't.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2019 11:38 PM (QzJWU)

247 242; thanks, mishum. that shit never ends well.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:39 PM (KP5rU)

248 An unnecessary and unfounded slam against Hoover by Rand. Hoover was flawed , to be sure, but he made the FBI into an incredible investigative agency. He was essentially married to the agency.

Posted by: Kegeshook at December 11, 2019 11:39 PM (pq5SX)

249 just a reminder for y'all....

Southern California is south of the Mason/Dixon line.

that is all.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 11:39 PM (Zo3HG)

250 If you pour enough Jet A in cooking oil, eventually it'll burn. Don't want that shit burned onto my compressor turbine blades.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 10:22 PM (bttOm)

You know, the hell of it is, straight cooking oil burns just fine. Kitchen grease fires are thing, right? So much of a thing that commercial kitchens all have CO2 nozzles over the deep fryers.

You can burn used cooking oil, as is, in a Diesel engine. Just filter it, and keep the engine and fuel hot, so it stays fluid enough. Rudolf Diesel designed his engine to run on peanut oil, you know.

"Bio-diesel" is made by reacting used cooking oil/fats with potassium hydroxide, and anhydrous methanol, in a process called "trans-esterification". And that requires costly reagents. Glycerin is a by-product.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2019 11:39 PM (/sgva)

251 Uh oh, MisHum just pulled onto the shoulder and threatened to turn this ONT around!

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 11:40 PM (LOq4H)

252 He was essentially married to the agency.
Posted by: Kegeshook at December 11, 2019 11:39 PM (pq5SX)

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And Clyde!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:40 PM (XVuno)

253 "Suscepit" from Bach's _Magnificat_

https://youtu.be/uKSNLvGvlFI

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 11:41 PM (oZuI0)

254 Hopefully your friend is noticing the extreme antisemitism of liberals on this side of the pond too.

The Democratic Party is thirty years behind the Labor Party, in terms of anti-Semitism.

Imagine if all the senior positions in the Democratic Party were held by people who shared the same beliefs as Rashida Thlaib. The D's aren't quite there yet.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:42 PM (I2/tG)

255 No more civil war discussions

Thank you
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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*gently lowers hammer, resecures the Griswold & Gunnison in the desk drawer*

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 11:42 PM (xSo9G)

256 Hey everybody.
I'd love to know where MisHum finds all these gorgeous pics...

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:42 PM (L2ZTs)

257 254; not publicly, anyway.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:42 PM (KP5rU)

258 And Clyde!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:40 PM (XVuno)
..................................

Unfounded gossip.

Posted by: Kegeshook at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (pq5SX)

259 Imagine if all the senior positions in the Democratic Party were held by people who shared the same beliefs as Rashida Thlaib.

...and Bernie Sanders.

A number of senior Labor Party officials are out-and-proud Stalinists.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (I2/tG)

260 Virginia Democrats are contemplating lighting the powder keg that ignites the second Civil War.

'The law is the law': Virginia Democrats float prosecution and National Guard for police who fail to enforce gun control legislation
https://t.co/spy9K0I8TG

Virginia Democratic officials, however, already say local law enforcement supporting these resolutions will face consequences if they do not carry out any law the state Legislature passes.

"I would hope they either resign in good conscience, because they cannot uphold the law which they are sworn to uphold, or they're prosecuted for failure to fulfill their oath," Democratic Virginia Rep. Gerry Connolly told the Washington Examiner of local county police who may refuse to enforce future gun control measures. "The law is the law. If that becomes the law, you don't have a choice, not if you're a sworn officer of the law."

Democratic Virginia Rep. Donald McEachin suggested cutting off state funds to counties that do not comply with any gun control measures that pass in Richmond.

"They certainly risk funding, because if the sheriff's department is not going to enforce the law, they're going to lose money. The counties' attorneys offices are not going to have the money to prosecute because their prosecutions are going to go down," he said.

McEachin also noted that Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam could call the National Guard, if necessary.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (FBrfY)

261 No more civil war discussions



Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)

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longbow vs crossbow: discuss

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (Zo3HG)

262 Fixed steak tonight. Tried something different: I left out the Tabasco. I'm finding I over-rely on it. Instead I coated my filet with coarse black pepper, spicy salt, and garlic powder. Came out really good, juicy with a nice pepper crust. Yum.

I also took it off the grill at the medium stage, which I think helped a lot. You guys are right, it's just better that way. :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

263 Meh. Ever see what crude oil looks like before it's refined? It makes Burger Barn's grease pit look pristine by comparison.

Posted by: Rodrigo Borgia at December 11, 2019 10:29 PM (WsmTT)

I have seen and handled crude oil. It ranges from sticky and sulfurous black tar, to pale green runny fluid that your car could run on. But even the nastiest has a clean sort of "chemical" smell compared to used cooking oil, which just makes you want to puke.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (/sgva)

264 Ms Hum, I'll honor your request as to the cessation of hostilities.

Especially as seeing as the initial response dissolved instantly into personal insult and rancor.

And I live less than a mile from where the Emancipation Proclamation was read to the Galveston slaves, a full two years after Lincoln had issued said directive.

It is from whence the minor holiday called "Juneteenth" arises.

And I know much of it's distinction in applicability 'tween North and South, but as we're not discussing that, here, I shant.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 11, 2019 11:44 PM (QzJWU)

265 No more civil war discussions
Thank you

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:37 PM (aA3+G)
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An issue can't be settled if it isn't discussed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)

266 246-

Maybe AOP can chime in but it seemed like Bio-fuel or French-Fry Jet fuel had some Alkyd differences, ie short chain or long chain but I don't want the hot-sections of my beloved P&W's looking like the areas around hot-fryers.

I know Av-gas had an almost indefinite storage life versus shit car gas because its refined with Long-Chain versus Cracked.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 11:45 PM (bttOm)

267
"They certainly risk funding, because if the
sheriff's department is not going to enforce the law, they're going to
lose money. The counties' attorneys offices are not going to have the
money to prosecute because their prosecutions are going to go down," he
said.



McEachin also noted that Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam could call the National Guard, if necessary.

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life



Does this extend to illegal immigration? Cause ya know, fair is fair.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 11:45 PM (LOq4H)

268 McEachin also noted that Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam could call the National Guard, if necessary.

If the Virginia National Guard is anything like the Oregon National Guard, I wouldn't call them out to suppress rural gun owners. Who, exactly, do Leftists think joins the National Guard?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

269
An issue can't be settled if it isn't discussed.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:44 PM (XVuno)

---
insults are not a discussion.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 11:46 PM (Zo3HG)

270 A) I don't want him mean and and B... I do not have the equipment to pee on him from a distance and putting my bare butt on him seems like a very bad idea.


Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 10:36 PM (imSgd)

If you do that, be sure to record video!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2019 11:46 PM (/sgva)

271 Lot of those dumb mofo's in the Horde, mnw including me. I am very proud of my ancestors who fought for the Confederacy and died for their homes. We may have lost but that does not mean we were wrong.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:20 PM (imSgd)


As someone who never traveled farther south than Portland Oregon until of drinking age, and never into the US South until I was 30, the history of the Civil War taught in school was one of my first eye opening moments into how far the issues taught were so incomplete from what really happened.

Smear one side, oversimplify key issues and ignore others, and throw in some guilt trips is no way to educate students.

But the lesson learned long ago has helped me well regarding current events.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (sy5kK)

272 insults are not a discussion.


Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 11:46 PM (Zo3HG)

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Get a life, loser.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (XVuno)

273 243
Do you live in Commiefornia.....(hope not)

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (kFkpX)

274 cicero, been discussed here many times. it will never be "settled."

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

275 I know Av-gas had an almost indefinite storage life versus shit car gas because its refined with Long-Chain versus Cracked.

Posted by: DBCooper


Car gas also has alcohol, which draws water, which kinda wrecks parts.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (LOq4H)

276 You know, the hell of it is, straight cooking oil
burns just fine. Kitchen grease fires are thing, right? So much of a
thing that commercial kitchens all have CO2 nozzles over the deep
fryers.



You can burn used cooking oil, as is, in a Diesel engine.
Just filter it, and keep the engine and fuel hot, so it stays fluid
enough. Rudolf Diesel designed his engine to run on peanut oil, you
know.



"Bio-diesel" is made by reacting used cooking oil/fats with
potassium hydroxide, and anhydrous methanol, in a process called
"trans-esterification". And that requires costly reagents. Glycerin is a
by-product.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2019 11:39 PM (/sgva)

Not only that, but it requires extensive washing even after you separate the glycerin which creates egads amounts of waste water.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (imSgd)

277 Fixed steak tonight. Tried something different: I left out the Tabasco. I'm finding I over-rely on it. Instead I coated my filet with coarse black pepper, spicy salt, and garlic powder. Came out really good, juicy with a nice pepper crust. Yum.

I also took it off the grill at the medium stage, which I think helped a lot. You guys are right, it's just better that way. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (L2ZTs)

What cut of meat?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 11:48 PM (Rz2Nc)

278 Kosher Salt and Heat. And very little of the latter.

That's all that should ever touch your steak, Stevie.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:48 PM (Wr4LW)

279 Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (FBrfY)

Funny how the sanctuary cities get to exist with funding, etc.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:48 PM (aA3+G)

280 274 cicero, been discussed here many times. it will never be "settled."
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:47 PM (KP5rU)

--------

Yeah but we're close.

Reeeeally close.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:48 PM (XVuno)

281 Who, exactly, do Leftists think joins the National Guard?

Also, if Virginia calls out the Guard to confiscate guns, Trump federalizes the Guard ten minutes later.

Not a viable strategy until 2024 at the earliest.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:49 PM (I2/tG)

282 McEachin also noted that Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam could call the National Guard, if necessary.
Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 11, 2019 11:43 PM (FBrfY)

As each unit assembles, they get an Immediate message saying that they are Federalized for 30 days.

Does Autodin still exist?

Posted by: Fox2! at December 11, 2019 11:49 PM (qyH+l)

283 Evasive, filet from Ralphs (Kroger).

garrett, I'll try that next time, thanks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

284 i'm feeling nostalgic, so ima go throw a GI party in the latrine....

Herself has been out of town since Sunday midday, due back dinnerish tomorrow, and i'd like to surprise her with a house that's cleaner than when she left.

who knows, she might even be appreciative...

back in a while, most likely.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 11:49 PM (Zo3HG)

285 I'm just jokin' around, Stevie.

But, all I ever use is course Kosher Salt and high heat. And I eat my steaks rare.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:50 PM (Wr4LW)

286 Evasive, filet from Ralphs (Kroger).



garrett, I'll try that next time, thanks :-)



Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

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you cooked a filet to MEDIUM????

WTF is wrong with you?

might as well just eat the charcoal.


IMHO, of course.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 11:51 PM (Zo3HG)

287 red, trust me, it wasn't charcoal-y. It was quite tender and juicy. Not a trace of ash.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:51 PM (L2ZTs)

288 garrett, fair enough.

I get the impression most of you eat your steak straight from the freezer. ;-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:52 PM (L2ZTs)

289 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 11, 2019 11:48 PM (XVuno)

No, we really aren't

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:52 PM (aA3+G)

290 Evasive, filet from Ralphs (Kroger).

garrett, I'll try that next time, thanks :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:49 PM (L2ZTs)

Filet , like from beef tenderloin? Salt, a thick cut stuffed with blue cheese, and maybe herbed mushrooms. Cooked over medium rare should be a crime!

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 11:52 PM (Rz2Nc)

291 McEachin also noted that Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam could call the National Guard, if necessary.



If the Virginia National Guard is anything like the Oregon National
Guard, I wouldn't call them out to suppress rural gun owners. Who,
exactly, do Leftists think joins the National Guard?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 11, 2019 11:46 PM (I2/tG)

Exactly. Also, they too took an oath to uphold the Constitution and likely take it much more seriously than the Dems do. This is a losing issue for Northam and if he thinks we are going to register our weapons like this was Nazi Germany, he has another think coming.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:53 PM (imSgd)

292 Bucks win 16th in a row. Deep team

Posted by: Pete Seria at December 11, 2019 11:53 PM (7ZQe3)

293 Evasive, it wasn't far over medium rare.
And I like the blue cheese and mushrooms idea. Will keep that in mind for a 2020 DIY dinner. Thanks.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

294 Ya all know that it is in our founding fathers construct to take out the gubermint if they.....ya know...begin to act like "They" know better than the people who elected them....ultimate reject clause.....and legal.

Twiddle that between your thumbs.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 11:53 PM (kFkpX)

295 McEachin also noted that Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam could call the National Guard, if necessary.
***

Didn't we decide at Nuremberg that military leaders had a responsibility to ignore illegal orders?

Posted by: 18-1 at December 11, 2019 11:53 PM (WdocV)

296 >>I get the impression most of you eat your steak straight from the freezer


I am spoiled for meat.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:54 PM (Wr4LW)

297 i'm feeling nostalgic, so ima go throw a GI party in the latrine....

back in a while, most likely.


Posted by: redc1c4

I'm gonna clean mine as soon as the EPA removes the barrier tape.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 11:54 PM (LOq4H)

298 Two hit wonder?

Me hitting you, you hitting the floor.

Posted by: Emelio at December 11, 2019 11:54 PM (YOhRS)

299 {{{Hadrian}}} So very sorry for your loss.

I did not understand your post above since I was not on earlier. Just now went back a couple of threads and read your post.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 11, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)

I missed that. What happened?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 11, 2019 11:54 PM (/sgva)

300 Hadrian lost a pup, today.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:56 PM (Wr4LW)

301 296; i buy fresh. have an old fashion butcher shop here. get their beef tenderloins, cook them the same day. no comparison. there is a huge difference. .

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

302 sorry hadrian. it hurts.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

303 Hadrian lost a pup, today.

Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:56 PM (Wr4LW)

My condolences Hadrian.

Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 11, 2019 11:58 PM (imSgd)

304 300 Hadrian lost a pup, today.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:56 PM (Wr4LW)

That sucks
If you are around H7 sorry of your loss

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 11:58 PM (aA3+G)

305 Speaking of the War Between the States, I had the National Geographic map of that peculiar war from the '80s, and it was awesome. I was one of the few pre-teens who knew about the Battles of Olustee and Pea Ridge (the latter being one of the most underrated clashes of the whole war in terms of significance).

Posted by: logprof at December 11, 2019 11:58 PM (oZuI0)

306 chavez, good point. I've found I prefer to eat my meat while it's still fresh too. Don't like to have to freeze a steak, especially a filet.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:58 PM (L2ZTs)

307 Condolences Hadrian..
Warriors all of them in their own way.

Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 11:59 PM (bttOm)

308 frozen steak just loses something you can never get back.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 12:00 AM (KP5rU)

309 Speaking of which, just saw a story at FB, quoted from the NY Post:

"Vegan influencer eats meat for 30 days, tells fans she's healthier than she's 'felt in years'"

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:00 AM (L2ZTs)

310 Cook a good filet to a kind-of-hot Medium-Rare.

Plate it, and plate the sides and serve.

By time you put knife to steak, it'll have self-cooked to a Cool-Medium, as part of the process of post-grill heat retention.

To my plate, that perfect merge of Medium Rare into Medium is the Bliss Point for a quality steak.

When done perfectly, you really don't know whether to call it Medium Rare or Medium.

And yes, I do want that wee bit of crusty char on the surface, and a beautiful, bloody stripe in the middle. But a HOT beautiful, bloody stripe in the middle.

The perfectly done baked potato with a delightfully chewy, kosher-salted skin, loaded to drowning with unsalted butter and sharp cheddar is the perfect accompaniment to such a steak.

As is the ice cold pilsner glass of your favorite beer.

Any prisoner wise enough to order such as his last meal, deserves at least a few hours reprieve, so as to enjoyably digest such a repast.

Then, cook said prisoner at +10,00 volts AC, for two minutes, and serve to the undertaker when done.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 12:01 AM (QzJWU)

311 Crap, sorry for your loss, Hadrian.

[Hoists beverage]

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 12:02 AM (oZuI0)

312 Evasive, it wasn't far over medium rare.
And I like the blue cheese and mushrooms idea. Will keep that in mind for a 2020 DIY dinner. Thanks.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 11, 2019 11:53 PM (L2ZTs)

Great, let me know how it turns out.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:02 AM (Rz2Nc)

313 Jim, I think you just described where my steak was.
Alls I knows is, it tasted really good, without any sauce. (I've also learned from you guys, I over-rely on sauces to make my steak taste good.)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:02 AM (L2ZTs)

314 310 Cook a good filet to a kind-of-hot Medium-Rare.

Plate it, and plate the sides and serve.

By time you put knife to steak, it'll have self-cooked to a Cool-Medium, as part of the process of post-grill heat retention.

To my plate, that perfect merge of Medium Rare into Medium is the Bliss Point for a quality steak.

When done perfectly, you really don't know whether to call it Medium Rare or Medium.
-------------------------


This is not an opinion; this is truth.

Most people know this, but always make sure the steak is at room temp, not refrigerator temp, before it hit's the grill.


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 12:04 AM (sy5kK)

315 still thinking about 2-song wonders...

what was blue cheer's other hit besides "summertime blues"?

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (Pg+x7)

316 i have never cooked a steak that needed sauce. heresy. salt, pepper, done. all you need for good steak. sauce is for chicken wings and other assorted shit.

Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (KP5rU)

317 Hadrian lost a pup, today.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:56 PM (Wr4LW)

Sorry Hadrian.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (Rz2Nc)

318 LeftCoast, yup.

I've also learned, put your steak on a HOT grill. Not a still-warming-up grill.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)

319 I have seen southerners drive in the snow. It is not a misconception. Ya'll can't drive in the snow.
Posted by: Donna&&&&V. at December 11, 2019 11:03 PM (d6Ksn)

The lack of equipment doesn't help either. I remember when Huntspatch got their first real piece of snow equipment - a sand spreader that fit into the box of a dump truck. Replaced a guy with a shovel and a pile of sand in the bed of a pick-up truck. In the late 80s/early 90s.

Posted by: Fox2! at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (qyH+l)

320 Just saw an ad on Yootoob for Orange Is the New Black: The Final Season.

I thought that show had concluded years ago.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (oZuI0)

321 Hadrian lost a pup, today.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 11:56 PM (Wr4LW)

Oh, that's sad news. My condolences, Hadrian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 12:06 AM (/sgva)

322 318 LeftCoast, yup.

I've also learned, put your steak on a HOT grill. Not a still-warming-up grill.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (L2ZTs)


B I N G O, and Bingo was his name!

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 12:07 AM (sy5kK)

323 320 Just saw an ad on Yootoob for Orange Is the New Black: The Final Season.

I thought that show had concluded years ago.
Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 12:05 AM (oZuI0)


Is this that HBO show about women in prison, or the Left's new show about the upcoming Trump re-election?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 12:08 AM (sy5kK)

324 That's my name-o!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:08 AM (L2ZTs)

325 I read recently that one of the female co-stars of Orange Is The New Black, is pro-life.

That's a surprise to me, as I had read at least one of their stars is a super-woke SJW.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

326 qdpsteve,


Steak cooking advice from a chicken sandwich expert.


Is there anything you can't do???

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 12:10 AM (sy5kK)

327 ... as i recall, it was loud.

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 12:11 AM (Pg+x7)

328 Hey Mis Hum,

Feel free to clarify my last post.....cuz ya know...it's in the contract of our Constitution.....(Damn those founding fathers thought of EVERYTHING)

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 12:11 AM (kFkpX)

329 LeftCoast, aw shucks :-)

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:12 AM (L2ZTs)

330 Thanks for the ONT.

Posted by: Aetius451AD Work Laptop at December 12, 2019 12:14 AM (2B9A/)

331
Louie Gohmert just spoke the whistleblower whose name shall not be spoked, Eric Ciarmerella during that "markup" hearing.

Dems are waxing apoplectic with rage. How dare you!

Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 12, 2019 12:17 AM (f1Vqw)

332 325 I read recently that one of the female co-stars of Orange Is The New Black, is pro-life.

That's a surprise to me, as I had read at least one of their stars is a super-woke SJW.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:09 AM (L2ZTs)

--Which one was it?

Never watched that series.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 12:18 AM (oZuI0)

333 How do you all, what's shakin tonight?

Just wanted to tell you all that Jules is getting better she is actually kept down food for two days. This is progress when I mentioned her illness several were very concerned but she does seem to be getting better. Thanks for your prayers and concern.

Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:18 AM (6fl/S)

334 Comey refuses to reinstate his own security clearance. Dear Mr. President, declassify all the documents Barr wants to shove under Jimmies nose.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 12:19 AM (LOq4H)

335 Yea! Avalanche win and we actually got to watch the game!

Comcast

types

deletes

types

deletes

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2019 12:19 AM (/UQ/R)

336 Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 12:11 AM (kFkpX)

I'll let it go tonight
Future discussions be a little more careful, ok?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 12:19 AM (aA3+G)

337 Ironies of ironies part 1:

Virginia Rep. Donald McEachin
Born: October 10, 1961 (age 58 years), Nuremberg, Germany

Part 2:

3/19/19 - https://wtkr.com/2019/03/19/northam-vetoes-sanctuary-cities-bill/

Immigrants rights groups scored a victory today when Governor Northam vetoed a bill that would have prohibited localities from restricting federal enforcement of immigration laws. The bill was considered an attempt to wipe out so called "sanctuary cities" which limit cooperation with federal immigration enforcement. Some cities in other states have refused to work with federal agents to hold immigrants to be deported, while one state, Arizona, gave local law enforcement power to act as immigration agents.

In a statement the Governor wrote "Police divisions across the Commonwealth have a long tradition of engaging in community policing strategies, and many have determined that it is more important to develop a relationship with immigrant communities in order to keep safe all of those who live within the locality." Northam also said the bill would send the message that "local law enforcement officials are to be feared and avoided rather than trusted and engaged."

Opponents of the bill argued it would limit immigrants cooperation with law enforcement out of a fear they would be turned over to ICE agents. They also claimed under current Virginia law it is nearly impossible to create sanctuary cities in the Commonwealth

Posted by: BetaCuck4Life at December 12, 2019 12:19 AM (FBrfY)

338 Glad to hear that Farmer!

Harry Reid

Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2019 12:20 AM (/UQ/R)

339 True, the Argentines don't know much about beef or food, but they are known to use sauces like chimichurri with certain cuts/preparations. France likewise not much known for its cuisine, but there are bistros that do a steak in cognac-peppercorn sauce that is almost edible.


For the better filets personally I prefer just kosher salt and fresh cracked black pepper too, but there are lots of great beef cuts and lots of great preparations.


There's a grilled flank steak recipe I love [and so far everyone else has too] where I have two very different sauces to drizzle across the thin cut across-the-grain slices - chimichurri and a chipotle-cream sauce.


It's fun finding ways to make the lesser cuts [that sometimes have more flavor] appealing.


Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2019 12:21 AM (El6T/)

340 I'll let it go tonight

Future discussions be a little more careful, ok?

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian


You're a good human MisHum.

Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 12:21 AM (LOq4H)

341 I saw the first season of Orange Is The New Black. I didn't mind it. Although I don't think it needed more than 1-2 seasons.

Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 12, 2019 12:22 AM (ykYG2)

342 OK, Gun Store Story.

Visited my favored store for Black Rifle gear, knowledge and expertise.

Full-on Class III dealer, she supplies many (most) of the local Cop Shops, with every kind of black rifle gear, from Precision Bolties and Optics down to every known aftermarket trigger link and backplate for a Glock as is known to exist.

She has forgotten more about an AR-15 or M-16, than any of us here, and I'll take the strongest challenger to that assertion to her store, and let you lose the contest.

So, I go in there today with a particular rifle in hand and task therewith for her gunsmith to accomplish.

I'm the only other customer in the store, and I'm waiting behind a guy who is counting out something over $17k in cash money.

For the order of a pair of Barret M-81 .50 cal Semi-Autos.

Transaction and paperwork complete, she tells him she'll have them in this Friday, they wrap up and he leaves.

She askes me to get his license plate out of the front window, which I do.

Short story long, she'd already texted her BATF rep, she had already Facebooked the customer's name and info, and had also noticed another gun-store's paperwork in his stack of papers.

Calls to ATF, Houston Gang Task Force and a few other exchanges transpire. I get Shanghai'd onto one of the calls to describe the driver of the car for the guy, said driver who never emerged from the car.

As the situation was as I left it.

He's pretty clearly a Cartel puke, shopping many Houston gun stores to take as many as ten Barretts back into the Badlands.

Three different agencies are now triangulating on his movements and actions.

He really was quite the hinky player, with bags of cash and a stated intent to buy as many as ten of those Barrett fifties.

I'll let y'all know what all happens, later, As the Barretts Turn.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 12:23 AM (QzJWU)

343

In the battle with the left to prevent the installation of a political system that would result in utter failure two things have to be kept in mind always.

First, the country must remain united. Can't function as a Republic otherwise.

Second, we must return to governance as laid out in the blueprint--our Constitution. Otherwise all the struggle will be for naught.

Posted by: irongrampa at December 12, 2019 12:23 AM (KATBx)

344 Just wanted to tell you all that Jules is getting better she is actually kept down food for two days. This is progress when I mentioned her illness several were very concerned but she does seem to be getting better. Thanks for your prayers and concern.
Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:18 AM (6fl/S)

I'm glad she seems to be improving.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:23 AM (Rz2Nc)

345 Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 12, 2019 12:21 AM (LOq4H)

Contrary to my weekend trolls beliefs

Thanks

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 12:24 AM (aA3+G)

346 logprof, Kate Mulgrew I think.

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

347 We had one snow before, but I was inside that day,
Today we had about one inch and I had some things to do. It was not hard to drive in it; It didn't stick I will get tired of the snow, but today I was grateful for it. It was like lace on the trees; Simply beautiful. I thank God for a world with a change of seasons.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:25 AM (WI7YS)

348 Posted by: westminsterdogshow at December 12, 2019 12:19 AM (/UQ/R)


-Whatever.

Go Jets go!

(It's dangerous to be a division winner, anyway.)

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 12:27 AM (oZuI0)

349 I'm amazed I didn't make it into the Wall of Fame last week. I must have just missed it!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:27 AM (WI7YS)

350 Farmer, glad to hear Mrs. Farmer is improving

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 12:27 AM (aA3+G)

351 Farmer.

God's Grace abounds.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 12:27 AM (QzJWU)

352 Jerry Nadler admitted in an interview refering to impeachment, that the impeachment is about democrats can't beat President Trump in the coming Presidential election. The will of the American people means nothing to democrats who would be Stalinist/Maoist, to secure only they have the right to govern.
Pay attention, they are openly telling you who they really are ! and as they so often have done in the past, violence and brainwashing is well favored by them, before and after they seize power. Communist/Socialists
They have already affected purges in government.

Posted by: ron n. at December 12, 2019 12:28 AM (3qP6l)

353 346 logprof, Kate Mulgrew I think.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 12:24 AM (L2ZTs)

--Well damn, you shoulda just said her name. Capt. Janeway. I've known her to be pro-life from way back. Also played the rising politician who dated Sam Malone in Cheers back in the day.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 12:28 AM (oZuI0)

354 Thanks, MisHum, for regularly including a feel good story of the week.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:29 AM (WI7YS)

355 I have my Merriam Webster's from 1990. Back is broke from use and age, and I am NEVER upgrading to a newer model. Screw them.

Posted by: BarcalonaCarmen at December 12, 2019 12:30 AM (+CiEK)

356 Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:18 AM (6fl/S)

I'm sorry that your wife is not feeling well. I think I missed that news or it slipped my aged brain. What's going on? I will include the situation in next week's prayer list if I may?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:31 AM (WI7YS)

357 i buy fresh. have an old fashion butcher shop here. get their beef tenderloins, cook them the same day. no comparison. there is a huge difference. .
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 11:57 PM (KP5rU)

I like to buy aged, I've also have butchered my own, have you?

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:35 AM (Rz2Nc)

358 LOL WDS
Indeed we did have a blast tour in the atomic test Museum in Vegas. Political hat was such an excellent guide wonder what he's up to today, miss him being here.

Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:36 AM (6fl/S)

359 As promising as Barr is, so far the administration as a whole continues its fecklessness/weakness on what is actually *the* biggest rule of law crisis - the "sanctuary" insurrection. The Keystone Coup is yuuuge and much sexier, but does not have a body count or a direct serious social cost.


The number of jurisdictions in insurrection, and the damage, have gone up dramatically, without pause, since the entrumpenation.


It's a jaw-dropping example of the arrogance, recklessness, and cowardice of the Uniparty in the Beltway and their counterparts in cities and state capitals, and Trump has not made any effort to politicize it [i.e. make it an unavoidable issue on which elected reps are forced to take votes and positions]. Of course the electorate just sits there and takes it, even if it opposes the vile idiocy by enormous bipartisan margins.



Posted by: rhomboid at December 12, 2019 12:36 AM (El6T/)

360 LOL WDS
Indeed we did have a blast tour in the atomic test Museum in Vegas. Political hat was such an excellent guide wonder what he's up to today, miss him being here.

Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:36 AM (6fl/S)

True dat, Farmer. I enjoyed the time we spent with the Hat. A fine gentleman, he is. That Vegas MoMee was great fun all round.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 12:39 AM (/sgva)

361 Finally, back in my rightful place on the Wall of Shame.

Posted by: Surfperch, Prodigious Puppeter at December 12, 2019 12:40 AM (tVQUs)

362 I'm think of giving a gift to everyone who comes to our Christmas Eve Service. We have a small Church on a back street, and we don't have the greatest internet presence (Don't do FB), so unless I'm astounded this year we will have about the same number of people we had last year which is about 30-40. I/the church cannot afford a gift for everyone, I was thinking of typing out on nice paper the things I found on the cereal box which I posted several days ago from the back of the cereal box which included suggestions for lowering stress which I adapted to include a suggestion about a relationship with God.
What do you think of that idea? Have you ever gotten a gift from a church for Christmas Eve?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:40 AM (WI7YS)

363 Political hat was such an excellent guide wonder what he's up to today, miss him being here.





Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:36 AM (6fl/S)

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if nothing else, he's on Twatter, and he still has his blog...

no idea why he dropped out. he didn't strike me as the kind to get banned.

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 12:41 AM (Zo3HG)

364 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:40 AM (WI7YS)

Kids would get sack of peanuts an orange, some candy canes and a couple of chocolates

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 12, 2019 12:44 AM (aA3+G)

365 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:40 AM (WI7YS)

To be honest, I've never have expected a gift from a place of worship. They give me enough.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

366 336

I hear......just....OK

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 12:47 AM (kFkpX)

367 Political hat was such an excellent guide wonder what he's up to today, miss him being here.





Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:36 AM (6fl/S)

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if nothing else, he's on Twatter, and he still has his blog...

no idea why he dropped out. he didn't strike me as the kind to get banned.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 12:41 AM (Zo3HG)

With the amount of activity on his various social media accounts and occasional indications he gives about his other hobbies, it makes me wonder how often he gets away from the computer. It wouldn't surprise me if he is simply too preoccupied at other sites to find it worthwhile to comment here.

Posted by: Surfperch at December 12, 2019 12:51 AM (tVQUs)

368 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:44 AM (Rz2Nc)

I think you have a very lovely nice attitude, but we have people who only show up on Christmas and I think surprises are sometimes a good thing-to get them to think. I have to do something "out of the box because in this world people need a relationship with God" Heck, i asked the patriarch of the church who's in his 80's and is sort of like the unofficial mayor and was born here if I could put out a sign for just one day saying "R____his first name would love it if you came to church for Christmas Eve. I think he thought I was joking-which I was sort of but they all know him (He says he's the oldest resident of the town-which mostly has houses dating from the 1840-1930's and is lovely town. Heck, non church friends are arranging some food train for him so that he could have meals while he and his sick wife are recovering.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:53 AM (WI7YS)

369 Have you ever gotten a gift from a church for Christmas Eve?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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After a fashion...the choir and organist.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 12:58 AM (CDGwz)

370 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:53 AM (WI7YS)

I understand what you are saying, but I really don't have an answer.,I like to separate the gifting form the religious aspect. Around here, live manger scenes seem to be all the rage.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

371 Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 12:58 AM (CDGwz)

That means you sing or that you married the organist or someone in the choir?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 12:59 AM (WI7YS)

372 Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 12:59 AM (Rz2Nc)

I see your point (I think you must be a gift to the Church, if you attend one regularly), but a thing saying "Lower your stress in these ways" is not like a gift per se. It's a gift of caring they can take anywhere.

Maybe this is just one of my weird idea I get when I can't sleep, but sometimes they are Holy Spirit inspired..

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:03 AM (WI7YS)

373
I'll let y'all know what all happens, later, As the Barretts Turn.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 12:23 AM (QzJWU)


Geez. Glad you and others are on top of this.

I'm curious. Did either of them look anything like Eric Holder?

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 01:04 AM (sy5kK)

374 Updated on my brother in law. Still in the hospital on dialisys. He has had at least 3 different surgeries now. The latest today was to replace stents previously placed in his kidneys. Still on heavy antibiotics in icu again. Surgery today was a failure his bp was to low they could not continue anastetic. He is no longer aware of where he is. They can't control the infections. He needs prayers for sure. MS is a shitty disease. I'm shocked he's still alive.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 12, 2019 01:05 AM (0OmEj)

375 Good night everyone. Thanks for putting up with me. Time is urgent for a relationship with the author of Divine Mercy and I don't even know if I'll be at the church next year .

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:05 AM (WI7YS)

376 I should state my piece,

it's Christmas time. Never before have I felt this angry, mis-trustful of the way new's.that back in the day would be heralding the spirit of the season yet now parrot's the DEM/Left attempt to take down a sitting President...that I voted for.

I am beyond wore down.....I pray for our country..but my anger is sincere and growing to a very spiteful rage.....this is how I should be? ...during Christmas?

How sad is this....how sad is this......

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 01:05 AM (kFkpX)

377 Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 12, 2019 01:05 AM (0OmEj)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:06 AM (WI7YS)

378 Sorry, usntakim; Jumpy computer. Yes it IS a sh****** disease. I will add his concerns to the prayer list and will pray for him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:07 AM (WI7YS)

379 Posted by: Farmer at December 12, 2019 12:18 AM (6fl/S)


wonderful news, Farmer!

I am guessing everyone who knows the story is smiling a bit this evening.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 01:08 AM (sy5kK)

380 Fenelon - Prayers

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

381 Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 01:05 AM (kFkpX)

"They" want you to be worn down>If you're a Christian put on the full armor of God, practice regular Spiritual disciplines and take some time off from news. I plan to take off from the internet much more leading up to Christmas

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:10 AM (WI7YS)

382
How sad is this....how sad is this......
Posted by: Nightwatch
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I know what you mean, my friend, I know what you mean.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 01:10 AM (xSo9G)

383 That means you sing or that you married the organist or someone in the choir?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Ha, ha. Neither, but I know that they try hard at Christmas to convey the message.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 01:12 AM (xSo9G)

384 Off to the snoozer. Take care folks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 01:12 AM (xSo9G)

385 Thank you fenelonSpoke you are a better person than I. You have my gratitude and are in my prayers.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 12, 2019 01:13 AM (0OmEj)

386 I see your point (I think you must be a gift to the Church, if you attend one regularly), but a thing saying "Lower your stress in these ways" is not like a gift per se. It's a gift of caring they can take anywhere.

Maybe this is just one of my weird idea I get when I can't sleep, but sometimes they are Holy Spirit inspired..
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:03 AM (WI7YS)

There probably is a way to make your idea work. There is a little bit of time to figure it out. We don't make it to church as after as I would like. My wife doesn't currently believe. Of course she was a liberal, vegetarian when we first met, she's neither now. Anyways, I love her, and will go to hell for her if that's what it takes. I think she'll see the light.

Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 12, 2019 01:13 AM (Rz2Nc)

387 Well, I am off to the snoozer. Got the rear tires mounted on my old Suburban today, another epic struggle. Poor old tire machine did not have the jam to bust 16" tires of aluminum rims; leastwise not with cold, frozen tires, and cold, frozen air from the compressor. But I persisted, and got them off, using main force of arm muscles, aided by a crowbar, LOL. Cleaned up the rims, and the new tires went on slick as greased snot. Balanced them, too.

I torqued the lug nuts, and then drove to the tire store, and had them retorque them, and check the tire pressure. Said to the owner, "well, i don't trust my own work." Him, "really?" Me: "more to the point, I don't trust my equipment, like the tire gauge, or the torque wrench, to be reliably accurate when it's this cold." "You have a point there."

Anyway, got rid of a pair of weather-checked tires, and replaced them with a pair that are all but new, sans weather checks. Just making the old 'burb road-ready for the migration south to AZ at year-end.

Be well, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 12, 2019 01:14 AM (/sgva)

388 Just got home from Andrea Bocelli concert. Wow! - Fantastic - Magnificant voice displayed full range of his artistry. Major pieces from Mikado, Carmen, and Italian culture. Finished with Ode to Joy and Nessum Dorma and flat out nailed them at the end of a two hour concert in which he gave everything in his repretoire.

A magic evening - never to be forgotten.

A T and T Center sold out. Not a single open seat to be seen. Met people there from Houston, Corpus Christi, Austin, Dallas, and even El Paso. If you're from Southern Texas and weren't there you missed a once in a life time event.

Thank-you Andrea Bocelli for this wonderful pre-Christmas celebration.

Posted by: Lurking Cynic at December 12, 2019 01:14 AM (a+En0)

389 Fenelon - Prayers
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 12, 2019 01:08 AM (xSo9G)

Thanks. Please pray for revival if you are not doing so; The world needs it. The U.S, needs it. The church I serve needs it.

Now I really need to go back to bed. My husband gets up at 5:00 and we pray and (I think this is crazy) I have to make sure the teen boy gets up at 5:30 so that he can leave for college at 6:15 for exams which begin at 7:00. Uggh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:15 AM (WI7YS)

390 ..Geez. Glad you and others are on top of this.

I'm curious. Did either of them look anything like Eric Holder?


Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 01:04 AM (sy5kK)


Perp in the store was his more bald headed Hispanic Twin.

Out in the car was his wanna be Paolo lackey.

I was a bit more precise in my verbal descriptions on the phone to the ATF Agent.

"Bit", meaning, descriptions down to the half-inch in height and a clothing run-down that Dior would envy.

You would be amazed how much time you can buy to size up an adversary, all under the guise of banal conversation.

Condition Hot Orange Bordering on Red.

With a smile and soft voice.

I won't describe in detail, but I went into the store on Orange, because the driver out in the car raised all the hackles on the neck.

My suspicions were correct, but not called into action.

We live in an interesting world, Horde.

An interesting world.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 01:15 AM (QzJWU)

391 Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 12, 2019 01:13 AM (0OmEj)

No; I am probably not a better person than you are.
God bless you! Goodnight!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 01:16 AM (WI7YS)

392 Does the Mandalorian suit run on a Mr. Fusion reactor?

Insane minds want to know.

Posted by: Headless Body of Agnew at December 12, 2019 01:18 AM (e1mEI)

393 Good night M&M's

I am going to work hard to get my spirit right for the Holiday season.


May you all be blessed.

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 01:18 AM (kFkpX)

394 I'm hitting the sack earlier than usual, thanks to all here for your comments and ideas, and good news.

Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 12, 2019 01:19 AM (sy5kK)

395 Fenlon and Nightwatch.

In Doctrine, we might be worlds apart.

But in Faith and Fellowship, we are one.

In troubled times, always, write me, and I'll be there for you as best as I'm able, always.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at December 12, 2019 01:22 AM (QzJWU)

396 All right, time to hit the hay.

Filioli, custodite vos a simulacris.

Posted by: logprof at December 12, 2019 01:24 AM (oZuI0)

397 395

I was just about to shut down when I caught you...

a prayer for you tonight good sir...

Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 12, 2019 01:25 AM (kFkpX)

398 Night horde.

Posted by: usntakim now a russian bot. at December 12, 2019 01:47 AM (0OmEj)

399 Goodnight all, thanks for the chat tonight!

Posted by: qdpsteve at December 12, 2019 01:56 AM (L2ZTs)

400 Prayers up for your brother in law, usntakim, and all the members of the Horde who need them.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at December 12, 2019 01:58 AM (a4EWo)

401 latrine floor is drying, then to put every thing back down on the floor.

if she's not happy, i give up...

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 02:06 AM (Zo3HG)

402
Kaiser Permanente has a commercial celebrating Tranny Story Time for little kids.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 02:19 AM (13CQC)

403
if she's not happy, i give up...
Posted by: redc1c4

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Is she your dog? Your mom? Your floor?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

404 status quo!

1. "pictures of matchstick men"

2.

Posted by: mjc at December 12, 2019 02:26 AM (Pg+x7)

405 Is she your dog? Your mom? Your floor?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at December 12, 2019 02:20 AM (13CQC)

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Household6 AKA Resident 3vil AKA my wife

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 02:53 AM (Zo3HG)

406 it's dead Jim....

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 02:54 AM (Zo3HG)

407 i can take a hint....

Hasta, y'all!

Posted by: redc1c4 at December 12, 2019 03:04 AM (Zo3HG)

408 Someone probably said this but gas in Austin is about $2.10 a gallon so that guy wants anal sex with a stranger for less than $35.00.

Posted by: LASue at December 12, 2019 03:19 AM (wMHPW)

409 Up early to be out early. That's the idea, anyway.

Mornin', all.

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 12, 2019 03:50 AM (6HB0k)

410 Had tablet alarm a little later but up anyway

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:07 AM (ZCEU2)

411 Good Morning ONT Morons; today is Thursday, December 12, 2019. On this day in 1917 Father Flanagan founded Boys Town as a farm village in NE for wayward boys.


Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2019 04:08 AM (mpXpK)

412 The Communist Clown Show continues in the House.


https://tinyurl.com/t7qy6op

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2019 04:09 AM (mpXpK)

413 Meanwhile House Democrats visiting their home base are not finding it so easy.


https://tinyurl.com/w5ouxde

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2019 04:09 AM (mpXpK)

414 Obama judge rules that taxpayers in WI must pay for homo surgery in WI.


https://tinyurl.com/tv3csfx

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2019 04:09 AM (mpXpK)

415 A Clinton Judge illegally rules that a federal judge can rule on anything it wants regardless of standing rules. (As long as the judge rules against Trump).


https://tinyurl.com/wuulo2b

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2019 04:10 AM (mpXpK)

416 Ramirez


https://tinyurl.com/uetk3g6


And that's it for today.

Posted by: Vic at December 12, 2019 04:10 AM (mpXpK)

417 Have you had your exam?

Posted by: Milkos, anal cavity search detective at December 12, 2019 04:10 AM (gXWSB)

418 We keep things in house around here.

Posted by: Milkos, 2nd cousin to Hunter Bidens whore at December 12, 2019 04:15 AM (gXWSB)

419 Of course Leftists judges think they are overseeing rulers, wasn't intended to be that way but that's how it rolls.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:17 AM (ZCEU2)

420 https://www.thediplomad.com/
DOJ IG report and Senate hearings
He thinks it's damn damaging like others who actually read it.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:23 AM (ZCEU2)

421 All so over rated!

Posted by: Milkos, no shoes, no shirt, no job, no problem at December 12, 2019 04:23 AM (gXWSB)

422 Many who have read the report are sure indictments are coming.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 04:27 AM (ZCEU2)

423 My mother-in-law is so upset by this witch hunt.

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at December 12, 2019 04:29 AM (J8Q6+)

424 My patriotism goes unquestioned.

Posted by: Dreamy James Comey at December 12, 2019 04:32 AM (J8Q6+)

425 I've got nothing to add.

Heading out.

Make it a good day, all

Posted by: My life is insanity at December 12, 2019 04:52 AM (6HB0k)

426 I like my alcohol beverages straight but was wondering what cognac would be like in coffee

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:01 AM (ZCEU2)

427 hiya

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 05:08 AM (arJlL)

428 It's pissing me off my tablet has a bug that hijacks it to ads whenever it wants

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:09 AM (ZCEU2)

429 I dream of Comey in a orange jumpsuit, and as a Federal guest for 5 years.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:18 AM (ZCEU2)

430 Clinesmith is most certainly at least until his gofundme starts going to have a big financial hit for his defense.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)

431 I saw that Paul Volcker, Fed Chair under Jimmy Carter and Ronald Reagan and then getting the band back together and going on a reunion tour to give Obama $80B every month for years died.

But when he did he no-sh*t cursed Trump with his dying non-partisan breath for helping the economy and American citizens and suggesting that maybe the feds could keep interest rates low when someone is actually helping repair what they f*cked up.

"Today we see something very different and far more sinister. Nihilistic forces are dismantling policies to protect our air, water, and climate. And they seek to discredit the pillars of our democracy: voting rights and fair elections, the rule of law, the free press, the separation of powers, the belief in science, and the concept of truth itself."

https://tinyurl.com/rtwny6x

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 05:33 AM (nsE7Q)

432

PIC: The FIRST JESUS landing ended in tragedy...................

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 05:36 AM (5IHGB)

433 Looks to me like a winter night in Bar Harbor Maine

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:40 AM (ZCEU2)

434

Cognac in coffee is DANDY but a $20 decent BRANDI is

300% OR MORE less expensive and after 5 50/50 cups WGAF?

Posted by: saf at December 12, 2019 05:41 AM (5IHGB)

435 Packing it up
Have a great day everyone

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:41 AM (ZCEU2)

436 I'm gonna guess that Celtic Woman vid is great.
In the pic is the same group of gals, less a bit younger little cutie, that are on the Live at Slane Castle dvd I have.

They. Are. Great.

Posted by: teej at December 12, 2019 05:47 AM (jpzQ9)

437 If you can and it's clear outside look at the beautiful full moon and stars-the work of God's fingers and hands! May your day be blessed!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 05:49 AM (WI7YS)

438 James Comey will go down in history, one, as being a sanctimonious partisan, but two, as being the guy who really did more to damage to the FBI than anybody else in the history of the FBI including Hoover,


Morning all.
99 out of 100 people have no clue who Comey is orwhat he did.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 05:51 AM (BN/jk)

439 99 out of 100 people have no clue who Comey is orwhat he did.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 05:51 AM (BN/jk)

--

Morning rickb223.

Now do the lawyer that will end up being the fall guy and possibly the only one to suffer any consequences. A fine, maybe. Suspend law license for a year? Long shot, but it's possible.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 05:52 AM (oYoA8)

440 If you can and it's clear outside look at the beautiful full moon and stars-the work of God's fingers and hands! May your day be blessed!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

You're just trying to trick me into putting clothes on.

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:03 AM (arJlL)

441 Asking for prayer from the early morning risers:

My son has finals in college today in Biology and Logic. Could you pray for he and all the college students today-that their minds might be clear yet disciplined and that they remember what they need to know for their exams and that they're safe wherever they are. Thanks so much.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:03 AM (WI7YS)

442
You're just trying to trick me into putting clothes on.
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:03 AM (arJlL)

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:04 AM (WI7YS)

443 Done

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:04 AM (arJlL)

444 Sorry, Jumpy computer. Well, you don't have to put your clothes on but it might be a little nippy without them but it is a sight worth seeing-a beautiful late Fall morning.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:06 AM (WI7YS)

445 And WTF is up with the 15 gallons of gas for anal?
That's about $32.00 here.

How much is Aussie gas?

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 06:08 AM (BN/jk)

446 OK. What the hell is "Obstruction of Congress" and "Abuse of Power?" Where in the US Criminal Code are they?

Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 06:12 AM (DBGf/)

447 Now do the lawyer that will end up being the fall guy and possibly the only one to suffer any consequences. A fine, maybe. Suspend law license for a year? Long shot, but it's possible.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


99.5 out of 100.
(Some that think they know are going to have to look up Clinesmith to be sure)

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 06:14 AM (BN/jk)

448 446 OK. What the hell is "Obstruction of Congress" and "Abuse of Power?" Where in the US Criminal Code are they?
Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 06:12 AM (DBGf/)

Obstruction of Congress = Orange Man Baderer
Abuse of Power = = Trump said PUSSY

Posted by: flat earthist at December 12, 2019 06:14 AM (JFO2v)

449 You were right, Fen; its nippy out there !

Nice moon.

Now, before I get comfortable again, is there ANYTHING ELSE out there ya want me to look at in my t-shirt and slippers ?

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:15 AM (arJlL)

450 Shit, that gas is in Austin? Seriously, wtf? I thought that gas for anal was in Australia.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 06:17 AM (BN/jk)

451 Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:15 AM (arJlL)

You can look at whatever you like out there, dear brother. (I'm assuming you're a brother and not a sister) just don't out and spy in the windows of the neighbors.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:19 AM (WI7YS)

452 Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:40 AM (ZCEU2)

How is your dad doing, Skip?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:20 AM (WI7YS)

453 I am pretty sure that the probability that the volcano blows in the next minute is completely independent of how long you have been walking around it.
My queueing theory professor put it this way " The probability of a woman hanging up and getting off the phone is independent of how long she has already been on the phone."

Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 06:22 AM (DBGf/)

454 You can look at whatever you like out there, dear brother. (I'm assuming you're a brother and not a sister) just don't out and spy in the windows of the neighbors.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Two of my neighbors are businesses, the rest are to far away to play peek-a-boo and even if they weren't, there's nothing worth peeking at.

And yep, I'm a guy.

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:23 AM (arJlL)

455 Good morning!

Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2019 06:24 AM (u82oZ)

456 I see the first Attorney General to be held in contempt by congress has come out and said that AG Barr is unfit for office and is lying.


Target, Flak some assembly required.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)

457 Lots of good advice on that winter driving video.

The only thing he forgot was the personal defroster of LaBatt Blue Beer.

Especially have a supply to give to the other driver after an accident, to show no hard feelings. Then wait for the police.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2019 06:27 AM (u82oZ)

458 I am happy. I am happy about God in my life, my family, my home and many other blessings

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:28 AM (WI7YS)

459 What the hell is "Obstruction of Congress" and "Abuse of Power?" Where in the US Criminal Code are they?
Posted by: JAS

It's in the fine print of the Constitution.

It says, "some people get to make up shit and the media must endorse it whole heartedly...Huzzah"

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 06:28 AM (vd8XM)

460 mornin yall. I'm #2.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:29 AM (Tnijr)

461 I see the first Attorney General to be held in contempt by congress has come out and said that AG Barr is unfit for office and is lying.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)

This would have once bothered me but I now find it amusing.

Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 12, 2019 06:30 AM (H8QX8)

462 mornin yall. I'm #2.

I wondered about that smell !

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:31 AM (arJlL)

463 I am happy for you Fen.

Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 06:31 AM (DBGf/)

464 456 I see the first Attorney General to be held in contempt by congress has come out and said that AG Barr is unfit for office and is lying.


Target, Flak some assembly required.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 06:25 AM (JUOKG)

Not one once of corruption!

Posted by: flat earthist at December 12, 2019 06:33 AM (JFO2v)

465 I am also happy that today I will hopefully get to see two or three elderly members of my congregation and let them know God loves them and that I love them, and bring them communion which is always a blessing and a privilege.

But for people who need a little more happiness in their lives I suggest the book, "How Happiness Happens" by Max Lucado. Disclaimer-He is a Christian writer and retired pastor. Also, God's Promises For Everyday-also from a Christian perspective,I'm sure someone else could suggest Jewish writers on happiness for our Jewish brothers and sisters. I think Dennis Prager probably has stuff on this.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:33 AM (WI7YS)

466 Work preps need an early start today.

Have a blessed day, with a serene moon set. The moon rise, with Venus on the opposite horizon, was very pretty.

Science note: Some scientists - you in the back, Issac Asimov, - think that intelligent life was deponent on a large moon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

467 Illegal and visiting immigrants give birth to enough children in the U.S. every year to top the populations of St. Louis, Pittsburgh or Anaheim, and at least 33,000 are considered birth tourists eager to win their children birthright citizenship and themselves a quick ticket in, according to two new reports out Thursday.

we are fucked!

Posted by: flat earthist at December 12, 2019 06:34 AM (JFO2v)

468 I think there's something in the Constitution too about, if you're over the age of 29, and one body part is finally not hurting, another, entirely unrelated body part must hurt.

Knees are feeling good, now my back hurts.

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)

469 I am happy for you Fen.

I guess you didn't go out and look at the moon in your underwear.

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:35 AM (arJlL)

470 Fen-

I was driving yesterday and I tried to reflect on the things you suggested and I couldn't remember any.

So, I fell back on my usuals.....

"Ok, pal, that's green light; we can go on them in THIS country."

"Ok, pal; its a stop sign, not a parking lot"

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:40 AM (arJlL)

471 Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:35 AM (arJlL)


LOL. I was in pajamas and robe.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 06:41 AM (WI7YS)

472 "Ok, pal, that's green light; we can go on them in THIS country."


My dad would say "hey buddy, the lights not going to get any greener!"

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 06:42 AM (vd8XM)

473 'I wondered about that smell !'

It's my stinky socks.

Full moon in the West this morning makes it look like the Sun is coming up on the wrong side of the planet.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:43 AM (Tnijr)

474 Science note: Some scientists - you in the back, Issac Asimov, - think that intelligent life was deponent on a large moon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

Makes a certain sort of sense. I always liked the idea that Jupiter was kind of this giant hoover vacuum cleaner of nasty asteroids and comets on odd, inward bound orbits.

The moon would offer additional protection.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 06:44 AM (ycWCI)

475 I give up. Is it wrong to let a puppy have just one old shoe?

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:48 AM (Tnijr)

476 "Ok, pal, that's green light; we can go on them in THIS country."

"Ok, pal; its a stop sign, not a parking lot"
Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:40 AM (arJlL)

It's the thing by your right foot, slowpoke.

Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 06:49 AM (oAy8/)

477 I give up. Is it wrong to let a puppy have just one old shoe?

Are you wearing it ?

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 06:50 AM (arJlL)

478 475 I give up. Is it wrong to let a puppy have just one old shoe?
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:48 AM (Tnijr)

We shall discuss that when your new running shoes have extra breathing holes.

Posted by: flat earthist at December 12, 2019 06:51 AM (JFO2v)

479 Fen is right, It's beautiful out there this morning. After three days of frigid I finally got out and walked the dogs a few miles this morning. 21 and no wind! In SD we consider that balmy. I think I could have read a book it was so bright out.

Yes a puppy can have an old shoe!

Posted by: Molly k. at December 12, 2019 06:54 AM (FE1WP)

480 Currently, South Africans can buy the Nissan Leaf, Jaguar I-Pace or BMW i3 electric vehicles.


Or food.

Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 12, 2019 06:54 AM (hbTkw)

481 Thank you Lord for another day.

Baby it's cold outside.

Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 06:54 AM (oAy8/)

482 "Are you wearing it ?"

No and there are a dozen chew toys on our sunroom floor but apparently none are as appealing as my smelly old shoes.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:55 AM (Tnijr)

483 Let the Wookie win.

Posted by: jsg at December 12, 2019 06:55 AM (oAy8/)

484 Stoplights. "Hey dumbass are you waiting for a color you like?"

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:58 AM (Tnijr)

485 474 Science note: Some scientists - you in the back, Issac Asimov, - think that intelligent life was deponent on a large moon.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 12, 2019 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

Makes a certain sort of sense. I always liked the idea that Jupiter was kind of this giant hoover vacuum cleaner of nasty asteroids and comets on odd, inward bound orbits.

The moon would offer additional protection.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 12, 2019 06:44 AM (ycWCI)


The moon also stabilizes our axial tilt or whatever you call it. That way everything more or less stays in the same spot relative to facing the sun.

Posted by: Buzzion at December 12, 2019 06:59 AM (KB9sd)

486 It appears that the future of TV is an app for every station that you currently get in your cable package.

Soon, an app for every show that you want to watch.

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

487 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2019 07:02 AM (JFO2v)

488 Megan Rapinoe is Glamor and SI's person of the year. I can't think of a person less glamorous, unless maybe it's Jerry Nadler.

Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 07:03 AM (Tnijr)

489 475 I give up. Is it wrong to let a puppy have just one old shoe?
Posted by: freaked at December 12, 2019 06:48 AM (Tnijr)

Does he have a short leg? If not, I would think he needs 4 shoes.

Posted by: Liberty mutual ad at December 12, 2019 07:04 AM (5ahQN)

490 And WTF is up with the 15 gallons of gas for anal?
That's about $32.00 here.

--

I'm still a tad unclear on how prices increase before demand in anticipation of demand, and then remain increased for good measure after demand has passed.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 07:07 AM (oYoA8)

491 Molly k

You live in SD and you don't drink coffee ?

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 07:07 AM (arJlL)

492 Megan Rapinoe, Greta Thunberg, and Hillary walk into a bar....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 12, 2019 07:08 AM (IttZ7)

493 The idea behind a large moon driving evolution had to do with tides, and survival at the border of water and land

Posted by: kurtilator at December 12, 2019 07:08 AM (OYb1u)

494 Megan Rapinoe, Greta Thunberg, and Hillary walk into a bar....

And all the liquor curdles.......

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 07:09 AM (arJlL)

495 It appears that the future of TV is an app for every station that you currently get in your cable package.

Soon, an app for every show that you want to watch.

Posted by: Bruce at December 12, 2019 06:59 AM (vd8XM)

--

If they can figure out how to do it for 99 cents per channel per month (and they'd still make a killing because they're selling ads, too), I'd probably support it.

Speaking of still unclear, I still don't get how we pay $100+ for cable/satellite and STILL get the pleasure of watching two hours of ads during a one hour football game that is stretched out to three hours for said ads.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 12, 2019 07:09 AM (oYoA8)

496 I would not have chosen Megan Rapinoe. Her behavior is divisive.

Posted by: JAS at December 12, 2019 07:12 AM (DBGf/)

497 492 Megan Rapinoe, Greta Thunberg, and Hillary walk into a bar....
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 12, 2019 07:08 AM (Itt

lesbo, tardo, and sharto

Posted by: rhennigantx at December 12, 2019 07:14 AM (JFO2v)

498 Seriously, most of us could probably all add to our happiness quotient (I know I could) if we didn't spend so much time on the internet grousing about politics. I know it's good to be informed but still...
and yes, my PT work allows me to be here more than I should, but that will change in these weeks leading up to Christmas.

So, I'm going to do some work now.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 07:15 AM (WI7YS)

499 Person of the Year...
How DARE you

Posted by: Greta Terdburgler at December 12, 2019 07:18 AM (rpZ5G)

500 Full version of the serenity prayer.

God, give me the grace to accept with serenity the things that cannot be changed, courage to change the thing which should be changed and the wisdom to distinguish one from the other. Living one day at a time, enjoying one moment at a time, accepting hardship as a pathway to peace, taking, as Jesus did, this sinful world as it is, not as I would have it, trusting that You will make things right, if I surrender to Your will, so that I may be reasonably happy in this life, and supremely happy with You forever in the next. Amen.


The author was a minister.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 12, 2019 07:18 AM (WI7YS)

501 You are not here for the gasoline, are you?

Posted by: The Bear at December 12, 2019 07:19 AM (UNthw)

502 It appears that the future of TV is an app for every station that you currently get in your cable package.

Soon, an app for every show that you want to watch.
Posted by: Bruce



How about just let us pay for what we use? I don't need a thousand channels if I only watch 5 to 7.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 07:21 AM (BN/jk)

503 I find no evidence that anything other than the TIP was intended

Posted by: I G Horowitz at December 12, 2019 07:22 AM (5ly/W)

504 Clinesmith is most certainly at least until his gofundme starts going to have a big financial hit for his defense.
Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)

I thought GoFundMe had a policy against allowing funding drives for people accused of crimes. Or does that only apply to conservatives and Christians?

Posted by: girldog at December 12, 2019 07:22 AM (SJiiM)

505 Clinesmith is most certainly at least until his gofundme starts going to have a big financial hit for his defense.

Posted by: Skip at December 12, 2019 05:21 AM (ZCEU2)



I thought GoFundMe had a policy against allowing funding drives for
people accused of crimes. Or does that only apply to conservatives and
Christians?


Posted by: girldog at December 12, 2019 07:22 AM

---

clinesmith is probably going to walk with just probation if stories about him cooperating are true.

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)

506 You live in SD and you don't drink coffee ?

..........

It's true.

Posted by: Molly k. at December 12, 2019 07:26 AM (FE1WP)

507 Person of the Year...
How DARE you
Posted by: Greta Terdburgler


Yeah. Time magazine names you person of the year for your work in saving the earf.

You DO know, 100 million trees are cut down every year to make magazines, right?

Square that circle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 07:28 AM (BN/jk)

508 Square that circle.

Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 07:28 AM (BN/jk)


How Dare You!

Posted by: Greta Thunberg at December 12, 2019 07:32 AM (IttZ7)

509 Good morning y'all!

Posted by: tbodie at December 12, 2019 07:33 AM (XpCzL)

510 Square that circle.



Posted by: rickb223 at December 12, 2019 07:28 AM (BN/jk)


How Dare You!





Posted by: Greta Thunberg at December 12, 2019 07:32 AM

---

We need to get t shirts made with a picture of her face on them with the circle and the slash through it thingy and have written below:

How Dare You!

Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 12, 2019 07:37 AM (JUOKG)

511 In recent years, "they" has gained more prominence for its singular pronoun use, thanks to the growing awareness of non-binary and gender-nonconforming (GNC) individuals.

No. "They" is used as a plural for the single "gender neutral" person because the number of demons inhabiting the "gender neutral" person is plural.

Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 12, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)

512 Dogs have a incredible sense of smell as you know. So the puppy chewing on your smelly shoe is like you looking at a great work of art.

Posted by: Picric at December 12, 2019 07:38 AM (nonGu)

513 I clicked on the Feel Good Story of the Day. What a precious, good-hearted man. And talented, too!

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 07:38 AM (JoUsr)

514 No. "They" is used as a plural for the single
"gender neutral" person because the number of demons inhabiting the
"gender neutral" person is plural.



Posted by: Blue Bird of F'ing Joy at December 12, 2019 07:37 AM (lD3vL)


And GNC (Gender Non-Conforming) should really be RNC (Reality Non-Conforming)

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes - the Housekeeper at December 12, 2019 07:39 AM (IttZ7)

515 JJ is nood.

Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 12, 2019 07:40 AM (muI26)

516 And GNC (Gender Non-Conforming) should really be RNC (Reality Non-Conforming)


I will be using this...

Posted by: Diesel Jones at December 12, 2019 07:41 AM (0CeRG)

517 I clicked on the Feel Good Story of the Day. What a precious, good-hearted man. And talented, too!
Posted by: Lady in Black

Unlike the guy that wanted anal for gas.

Posted by: JT at December 12, 2019 07:41 AM (arJlL)

518 LAST!

Posted by: Diesel Jones at December 12, 2019 07:41 AM (0CeRG)

519 In recent years, "they" has gained more prominence for its singular pronoun use, thanks to the growing awareness of non-binary and gender-nonconforming (GNC) individuals.

--

I will never use some mentally ill person's "preferred" pronoun. They'll be what I've called them all my life. With the added exception of using "it" more often now. That's all they'll get.

Posted by: Lady in Black at December 12, 2019 07:42 AM (JoUsr)

520 God Bless You for posting Manitowoc Min!

Morning!

Off to the workshop to make some signs...

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