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Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (12/10/19)
"To drive a truck for 11 hours per day, without even taking a shower every day, and getting far away from their home, is really a tarnish on the glory of humanity. Xiaodi Hou
Quote II
“In my clinic, roughly half of the people who commit an offense against a child is pedophilic. We do not know, however, how many pedophiles there are who never commit any offenses and never come to our attention.” James Cantor, clinical psychologist
Quote III
“We dismissed four individuals who were engaged in intentional and often repeated violations of our longstanding data security policies, including systematically accessing and disseminating other employees’ materials and work. No one has been dismissed for raising concerns or debating the company’s activities.” Google Spokesperson
Quote IV
“If someone can eat the $120,000 banana and not get arrested, why can’t I write on the wall?” Roderick Webber
Quote V
"Donald Trump. I’m up here in D.C. If you need help whooping some politician, holler at me bro; I’ll do it for free!"Bryce Mitchell
Our "betters" lied to us and our forces paid the ultimate price. What is the next step in Afghanistan?
Decades of deceit and mistakes have led us to the brink of a major foreign policy failure. The Trump administration is reportedly on the cusp of cutting a shameful deal with the Taliban that will provide the US military cover to withdrawal from Afghanistan. In order to help sell that deal, the US will disregard and obfuscate the Taliban’s generations-long, steadfast alliance with al Qaeda. “U.S. officials constantly said they were making progress,” The Washington Post reported today. “They were not, and they knew it.” The Post report will not be shocking to longtime readers of FDD’s Long War Journal. Over the past decade, we have documented the lies and deceptions from presidents, senior officials and high-ranking military officers. The Post’s analysis is based on more than 2,000 interviews compiled by the Special Investigator General for Afghanistan Reconstruction. Ironically, some of those interviewed who are critical of US efforts in Afghanistan are the very same officials whose failed policies and ideas somehow remain promoted to this day. In our estimation, the greatest problem the US has faced in nearly two decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define the enemy. The Post touched on that problem when it asked the question: “Was al-Qaeda the enemy, or the Taliban?” The US government failed to settle on an answer to that question.
My solution, get our armed forces out of that hell hole. If the Taliban or some other group acts up against our national interests, bomb them. We shouldn't play nation builder in a country that is run by tribes and clans which do not share any of our values.
The nice thing about THE ONT, you never know what might be discussed. For example there was this comment:
You have no idea how long I have been holding onto this, thanks vmom.
CSI this.
Chris Long is an IT worker in the Washoe County Sheriff’s Department in Reno, Nevada. But all the DNA in his semen belongs to a German man he’s never met. That’s because Long received a bone marrow transplant from the European stranger four years ago — and the unexpected impact it has had on his biology could affect the future of forensic science. According to a newly published New York Times story, the purpose of the transplant was to treat Long’s acute myeloid leukemia, a type of cancer that prevents the body from producing blood normally. Following the procedure, the healthy blood-forming cells from the donor replaced Long’s unhealthy cells, allowing his body to resume normal blood production. It makes sense, then, for Long’s blood to contain the DNA of his donor.
Perhaps the "clergy" at the Claremont United Methodist Church should read the account of Luke Chapter 2.
A church in California is making waves this week for its nativity display depicting Mary, Joseph and Baby Jesus locked inside cages topped with barbed wire to make a political statement about immigration. Claremont United Methodist Church just outside Los Angeles posted a photo online of their display, in which baby Jesus, who’s wrapped in a silver foil blanket, and his parents are separated by detention fences.Probably wouldn't be a bad idea to brush up on Matthew 22 either.
The Saudi national who killed three people during last week’s shooting spree at Naval Air Station Pensacola filed a complaint against one of his instructors earlier this year alleging that he had called him “Porn Stash” — a nickname that “infuriated” him, a report says. Mohammed Alshamrani, who prepared the document with the help of two American classmates, according to The New York Times, claimed teacher James Day labeled him with the term at the end of a meteorology class in April.
Are plants sentient? We know they sense their environments to a significant degree; like animals, they can see light, as a New Scientist feature explains. They “live in a very tactile world,” have a sense of smell, respond to sound, and use taste to “sense danger and drought and even to recognize relatives.” We’ve previously highlighted research here on how trees talk to each other with chemical signals and form social bonds and families. The idea sets the imagination running and might even cause a little paranoia. What are they saying? Are they talking about us?
Law professor Jonathan Turley revealed that even his dog was violently threatened after he testified in favor of President Trump during the impeachment hearings. Turley already spoke about death threats he received following his testimony last week, but went further in an interview with CBS anchor Norah O’Donnell. “I know you received a lot of threats after what you did last week,” O’Donnell told the George Washington University law professor. “And my wife and dog,” Turley responded.
Good rules in life, treat others how you would like to be treated, never run with sharp objects, Never stick your dick in crazy.
THIS WOMAN SAYS SHE'S HAD SEX WITH 20 GHOSTS, AND THAT SHE PREFERS THEM TO MEN
Now she's hoping one of them gets her pregnant. No, this isn't the plot of a Ghost sequel. A possibly insane British woman says that she is literally having sex with ghosts and wants to birth a baby via a "phantom pregnancy." Spiritual guidance counselor Amethyst Realm appeared on British talk show This Morning to detail her intimate encounters with the horny spectres haunting her home in Bristol, England.
I don't think it is a stretch to say that everyone one of us knows someone who has been afflicted by Alzheimer's Disease. What a terrible devastating death sentence. Progress is being made in the treatment of it.
Rather than targeting the typical rogue proteins associated with dementia, scientists say that—for the very first time—they have reversed dementia in mice with a drug that reduces inflammation. Up until now, most dementia treatments have targeted the amyloid plaques that are found in people with Alzheimer’s disease. However, the latest study published in Science Translational Medicine suggests targeting inflammation in the brain might stop it in its tracks. In experiments conducted at the University of California, Berkeley, senile mice were significantly better at learning new tasks, and became almost as adept as those half their age.
Here's hoping you Morons and Lurkers didn't invest
Electric scooter start-up Unicorn is shutting down after spending too much money on Facebook adverts. Customers received an email from founder Nick Evans, saying he was "very sorry" and was trying to sell Unicorn's assets to offer partial refunds. The Texas-based company sold just 350 of its $699 (£531) commuter scooters, according to The Verge. They have a top speed of 15mph and a range of 15 miles. And start-up tracker Crunchbase said Unicorn had raised just $150,000. "It saddens me to write this letter but we have run out of funding and are shutting down operations immediately," the email says. "We unfortunately do not have the resources to deliver your Unicorns nor are we able to provide refunds, as we are completely out of funding."
Not in my back yard, not in my front yard. Not here period!
Commissioners for Burleigh County, North Dakota, will vote Monday on whether to accept or refuse new refugees being re-settled there, potentially becoming the first jurisdiction in the U.S. to do so. The vote is necessary following a Lutheran Social Services request for a refugee re-settlement and an executive order by President Trump in September requiring local consent. A vote that was scheduled last week on the matter was postponed after an overflow crowd of 100 was unable to fit into the normal meeting room. Today’s meeting will take place in a middle school cafeteria to handle the number expected to show up again, regarding what County Chairman Brian Bitner calls “the most intense” issue he has seen in the 10 years he has served on the commission.
Self-reflection is a positive thing. Hopefully, in prison it will help this Genius Award Winner.
According to a Memphis police affidavit, Vester was in the drive-thru line of a McDonald’s last week when she received her food and realized her request for jelly was either forgotten or unheeded. She instead received ketchup. Words were exchanged with several employees. Vester was accused of pulling out a gun and pointing it at employees, the affidavit says.
Reunited after all these years. Tonight's Feel Good Story of the Day.
The first time he spoke to her, in 1943, by the Auschwitz crematory, David Wisnia realized that Helen Spitzer was no regular inmate. Zippi, as she was known, was clean, always neat. She wore a jacket and smelled good. They were introduced by a fellow inmate, at her request. Her presence was unusual in itself: a woman outside the women’s quarters, speaking with a male prisoner. Before Mr. Wisnia knew it, they were alone, all the prisoners around them gone. This wasn’t a coincidence, he later realized. They made a plan to meet again in a week.
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(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:36 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:37 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:38 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Duncanthrax The Austere at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (DMUuz)
Whoa! Just thought I'd check if you were cheating and posting early.
Glad I checked.
That pic up top looks familiar. Is it a rerun? I just remember the way my eye is drawn up from the barrier on the bottom to the wave crashing. I suppose all pix of breakers are the same...?
Posted by: mindful webworker - click at your own ricks at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (RLB07)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (Vy7tf)
Posted by: Chouinard at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (ua1m6)
Lutheran Social Services has a lot to answer for.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (I2/tG)
only do I find it offensive, it is quite slanted towards the idea that
mutually willing sex with kids is harmful, said another.
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That is the consistent point of view from the left's view of sexuality. If pedophiles are born that way why not let their freak flag fly too?
Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2019 09:42 PM (WdocV)
And it hit me. That's what *power* does. You've just described the risk of being the President--of *anyone* serving as President.
So they're impeaching over policy, just like the founders said not to.
Posted by: Axeman at December 10, 2019 09:42 PM (Eicbe)
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (M0u+N)
The vote is necessary following a Lutheran Social Services request for a refugee re-settlement
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This country would do a lot better with 100M less people instead of bringing in 100M more.
Posted by: Obligatory at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (WdocV)
Can I interest you in my research into experimental high-velocity lead insertion therapy?
Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (1vWDB)
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid, at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (Vy7tf)
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Their was 1 former Star Trek guest star that did some Porn
Angelique Pettyjohn.
The episode she was in was on MeTV last Saturday.
Gamesters of Triskelion
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2019 09:41 PM (ufFY
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (ufFY8)
Perhaps, if my math serves me correctly I've posted somewhere in the area of 1,100 above the fold photos since Maet retired.
Posted by: Cats In Need of Entertainment at December 10, 2019 09:43 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Saint James of Comey at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (flINI)
Posted by: GGE of the Moron Horde, NC Chapter at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (ZXnzo)
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We are so far from the founder's vision this isn't even the worst of it.
In the original, real America, the people went to war over a 1% tax and "common sense gun control".
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:38 PM (Y4EXg)
No cavities, no problems. Dentist will just have to forego a new Mercedes this year.
How did your haircut go? You didn't mention otters, did you?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:44 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Cats In Need of Entertainment at December 10, 2019 09:45 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (aA3+G)
No cavities, no problems. Dentist will just have to forego a new Mercedes this year.
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Did he already have a hoverboard though?
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)
decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
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No cavities! Bonus!
I did not but I was surprised - she cut it longer than the last stylist. Said I have "good hair".
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Porn Stash at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (G0in+)
Posted by: TheHoser at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (v3UCk)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)
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I didn't ask. Should he?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: John Bolton at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (QzkSJ)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:49 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (438dO)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:48 PM (Y4EXg)
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You do!! I can vouch for that!
(You did check that her name wasn't Delilah, right?)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 09:51 PM (EgshT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 09:51 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
So we are doing phrasing.
Posted by: MiklosMidweek at December 10, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define kill the enemy wherever he may be and let God sort it all out.
Posted by: That irredeemable guy who always says... at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (EgshT)
Once upon a time, when Congress did more than just perfect their 24/7 grift and wrote Declarations of War, we knew better!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:52 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 09:53 PM (aA3+G)
And if not having compassion for fellow "humans" is a sin, so be it.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:53 PM (ECrgQ)
(insert Dr. Peter Venkman's ghost dream beejer here)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: MiklosMidweek at December 10, 2019 09:52 PM (QzkSJ)
Literary vs sartorial.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (ECrgQ)
decades of war in Afghanistan is the inability to define kill the enemy wherever he may be and let God sort it all out.
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no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country.
Posted by: George Patton at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 09:55 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:46 PM (WdocV)
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I didn't ask. Should he?
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https://tinyurl.com/u7nd3qg
Posted by: 18-1 at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (WdocV)
Cocaine Mitch and Lindsey 2.0 are going for summary dismissal?
It moved.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (JCrfD)
But he had allahu ackbar down COLD. And being as how he's reached morgue temperature, he knows COLD well.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (Z4rgH)
Emily Mayer, who of course grew up in the Bay Area and now lives in Brooklyn and cofounded the anti-Israel group IfNotNow, has some Deep Thoughts on Twitter.
The order's move to define Judaism as a "nationality" promotes the classically bigoted idea that American Jews are not American.
Trump's Executive Order is not about keeping Jews safe.
This is just more antisemitism.
and,
This order is a dangerous move to silence the free speech of human rights advocates and, in particular, Palestinian and Muslim college students.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (fNFgo)
https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt
Posted by: Tonypete
Wow...let's not be hasty.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (M0u+N)
I always tell the people cutting my hair that if they can take it off the sides and put it on top there's a big tip in it for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (7rVsF)
https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM (Y4EXg)
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850??!! It was 300 only a couple of threads ago. I can't believe we even do this.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (/669Q)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (EgshT)
She tried it for an hour, after which she felt great anxiety. This was different from her regular anxiety. It did not go away until she read Feminism Daily for an hour.
She did it for a day. Then she locked herself for a week binge eating a thousand stuffed oreos. She would often think about this experience, although if she mentioned it to her feminist friends they would change the subject.
She did it for three days. Then she died. Her life force flickered out like a melted candle.
She died for want of "rape" you guys.
If you listen to the wind blow, you might hear a shriek in the distance "WHOOOOOO ISSS INNNN MYYYYYY VAGIIIIIIINAAAAAAAA?!?"
Posted by: BourbonChicken at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (LxTcq)
Posted by: ALH at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (D59ia)
If he was making all that shit up in the Detectives office...did any of it even happen?
Confused.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (M0u+N)
County pop app 95,000 (2010)
Posted by: Alice McD at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (E+yET)
Send them all back pending a full review of the program, regardless of how long it takes.
Saudis have a history with our airplanes. And it's not a good one.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 09:59 PM (aA3+G)
Overruled! Take That Refugee. It's the new "Bake that cake", rubes!
**bangs gavel**
Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #3 at December 10, 2019 09:59 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 09:59 PM (ECrgQ)
850??!! It was 300 only a couple of threads ago. I can't believe we even do this.
Posted by: bluebell at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (/669Q)
Pentagon suspends flight training for 8,624,943 Saudis.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (7rVsF)
Remember the good old days when we thought we had just one combo of DNA that we were made from? No, we're a big hodgepodge. Not even counting mitochondria which have their own universe inside our cells.
You don't even have to have a transplant to have mixed DNA in your various parts. It messed up blood analysis for a while 'til they figured that out, IIRC.
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"That's right, honey! So, you see, it was your sperm, even though our baby looks... so different from you! See? See?"
Posted by: mindful webworker - supposedly at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ECLlc)
OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:58 PM (HaL55)
One might ask, what the eff were our "betters" thinking when they decided to flight train more Saudis?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (EgshT)
folliclely challenged?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you want to waste your hormones growing hair that's your business.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (G546f)
https://tinyurl.com/r3b8tbt
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:56 PM
And boy are their arms tired. Ba-dump-BAH.
Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (l3+k2)
Posted by: wing at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (JFzNN)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)
Your ENGRISH be as bad as your're comments, yo!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (786Ro)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (I2/tG)
Their violence is speech, remember. In response to our speech being violence.
These people are evil.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Same ole thing CH - there's us, and the rules we are to live under, then there is the 'them' - the rich, the well connected, and those from the 'right' schools and families.
They gots different rules.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (Y4EXg)
Potatoes say "cook, mash, and eat me with beef gravy."
Poison Ivy says, "cook, mash, and serve at the Democratic National Convention."
Okay, that was mean and inappropriately political.
Poison Ivy just says, "hug me!"
Posted by: mindful webworker - expressly at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (ECLlc)
Good question. Wouldn't be surprised if that's one of TFG's programs. Sounds like something he'd do then, when we raised hell, he's tell us to just get over it.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (HaL55)
Today we buried Mrs IMG's father.
It was a small gathering, just family.
Grandson the Elder had one of those Rites of Passage moments. Mrs IMG and I thought it would be a fine thing for him to be one of the pall bearers (he's nine). She spent quite some time thinking about how she was going to present it to him.
Welllll, she started her spiel with explaining what a pall bearer is. About halfway through the explanation, GStE said, "Oh I wanna do that! Can I be one?" Made me quite proud once again.
A few minutes later, he did voice a concern that he wouldn't be able to help all that much. I told him, "Well you lift as hard as you can and as long as you can. We'll get the rest." Turned out it was only about 50 ft. I put him on the foot of the casket and he did just fine.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:02 PM (786Ro)
Pinochet Airlines, white courtesy phone please!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (BiNEL)
Now she's hoping one of them gets her pregnant.
No, this isn't the plot of a Ghost sequel.
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PATRICK SWAYZE WOULD LITERALLY BE A GHOST IN GHOST II
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (786Ro)
the FBI acted without bias when it was OBVIOUS that they acted WITH
BIAS?!?!?!
OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)
Ha! You nazis didn't realize that the real nazis were calling from inside the house!
Posted by: Turk at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)
'sup Porn Stache?
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: BDS Supporters! at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (I2/tG)
Yeah, it's possible.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (VP1E6)
Posted by: weinstiens ficus at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (l3+k2)
Um, WaterCow, you may want to re-read your talking points bulletin.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (ECrgQ)
folliclely challenged?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
If you want to waste your hormones growing hair that's your business.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:01 PM (7rVsF)
Sorry, didn't realize you were sensitive.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (BiNEL)
Also, Illinois Nazis. I hate Illinois Nazis.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:06 PM (JCrfD)
Should be a hit at the next 4th of July picnic
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:06 PM (kFkpX)
Knowing Buzzion as well as we do ...
I am guessing it is just one well disguised ghost who found an easy lay.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:06 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: JuJuBee at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (4pMBB)
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (EgshT)
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Oh yeah baby, BOOOO, I'm totally a ghost and stuff.
Posted by: Her Neighbor with a sheet over him....well not all of him at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:05 PM (ECrgQ)
The ENGRISH, she be a right bish, eh?
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (BiNEL)
Remember, the Saudis are our allies against the Iranians.
We were allies with Joseph Stalin once - you can't always be choosy about who you ally with.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)
Seriously. Somebody's gotta crash 'em and be targets for the IAF. It ain't like spares sell themselves.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (LBnTd)
OPEN YOU'RE EYES!!!!!
(Thanks, Linn.)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (0TbLI)
OPEN YOUR EYES!!!!!
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:00 PM (ScWBu)
WaterCow!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
Trump could help this along by telling them they'll be getting *all* the refugees if they vote yes.
Posted by: t-bird at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (786Ro)
Sorry, didn't realize you were sensitive.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
Not really. Nothing I can do to about it.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (7rVsF)
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Yeah, best to not scare dogs. Makes the meat tougher.
Posted by: Barack Obama at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Nanzi Pelosi at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: Mrs. Muir at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
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No one should be denied a unicorn just because they don't have 'money'. I will introduce a bill that will provide a free unicorn to everyone, regardless of immigration status.
Posted by: AOC at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (xSo9G)
I don't think he has met very many humans. At least not the ones I've met.
Posted by: Ripley at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (NbRJx)
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Can I just take the 20-30 year old Venezuelan women? Y'all can have the rest.
Posted by: Some Moron at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (WdocV)
We were allies with Joseph Stalin once - you can't always be choosy about who you ally with.
There's nothing in the rulebook that says we can't teach them to fly THERE.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (JCrfD)
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Pretty sure that should have been 'Stache'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM
See #40...
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (bQ+rY)
We were allies with Joseph Stalin once - you can't always be choosy about who you ally with.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (I2/tG)
Yes, that Stalin thing worked out so well, what could possibly go wrong with the KSA!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (BiNEL)
A few minutes later, he did voice a concern that he wouldn't be able to help all that much. I told him, "Well you lift as hard as you can and as long as you can. We'll get the rest." Turned out it was only about 50 ft. I put him on the foot of the casket and he did just fine.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)
So sorry for your loss, IMG.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Casper The Friendly (but not THAT friendly) Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (RVcmP)
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (NYIfp)
Posted by: Ghost Fucker Neighbor at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (arJlL)
Trump should simply notice that the Upper West Side, Georgetown, Pacific Heights, and Malibu haven't accepted their quota of refugees yet, and they need to do so before we ship more refugees to North Dakota.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (Y4EXg)
This, too, is the story of George Takei.
Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)
On the bright side you raise beautiful doggehs.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (aA3+G)
(Thanks, Linn.)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:07 PM (ScWBu)
You're welcome. And your misuse of English really adds authenticity and emphasis. Good job!
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (kFkpX)
It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
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{{{Ladyl}}}, you are such a gracious soul, but remember, what you encourage, you get more of !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)
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It's only a model.
Posted by: Patsy at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: Theos at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (KQAPH)
Eh. Lots and lots of mushroom clouds.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (JCrfD)
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Remember 'Buddy', the Clinton's dog? He knew too much.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (xSo9G)
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YOU GET A NUCLEAR BOMB AND YOU GET A NUCLEAR BOMB AND YOU GET A NUCLEAR BOMB!
Posted by: Truman looking at a map of German cities at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (WdocV)
Posted by: Hands at December 10, 2019 10:10 PM (786Ro)
Shuttle bay doors are open, Captain.
Posted by: George T. at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (TdMsT)
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{{{Ladyl}}}, you are such a gracious soul, but remember, what you encourage, you get more of !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (BiNEL)
{{{Hrothgar}}}
But I LIKE WaterCow.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Eh. Lots and lots of mushroom clouds.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:12 PM (JCrfD)
My brother!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 09:50 PM (BiNEL)
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>It's only a model.
Gingerbread and Frosting. Amazing, really.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (VcezW)
I thought the first quote was going to be about how someone with a love of humanity and a heartfelt conviction to understand the misery of the human condition was going to do something to alleviate the hard work performed by OTR truck drivers because they could associate with the hardships they endured in an effort to provide for their families and their companies.
Instead it was about a dink that is trying to express false piety as an explanation of his efforts to destroy the lives of blue collar workers in favor of larger corporate profits.
F*ck him and his false piety.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (OHR0v)
It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Old news
Posted by: Mrs. Muir at December 10, 2019 10:08 PM (QzkSJ)
Wait! What????
20 Ghosts! BITCH!
Posted by: The Captain at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NgKpN)
That final walk in the park was...uh...unfortunate.
Posted by: Colonel Bernie Sanders, Extra Crispy at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (EgshT)
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YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (dUJdY)
*Slaps Ass*
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:03 PM (VcezW)
joke's on you - I'm wearing my plate armor undies
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (G546f)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (VcezW)
Old news
Posted by: Mrs. Muir
I need to answer my phone more.
Posted by: The Canterbury Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (SAV4V)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
We hate everyone, including ourselves.
Posted by: France at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (2N7oZ)
151 Howdy, ONT people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
Hello, my dear Beach Friend.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (TdMsT)
Just remember the last time I warned you!
Actually, I can understand this, WaterCow is the "nicest" troll we have had for some time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (NWiLs)
Not that I know of.
Article I Section 3:
The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two-thirds of the Members present.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (VcezW)
Does anybody know what my friend is talking about?
Posted by: Theos
If every Republican senator abstained from voting it would take 32 Democrats to convict.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (kFkpX)
"Corroboration Zero": An Inspector General's Report Reveals the Steele Dossier Was Always a Joke
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (I2/tG)
151 Howdy, ONT people.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (NWiLs)
I didn't mean for you to rush!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (TdMsT)
This order is a dangerous move to silence the free speech of human rights advocates and, in particular, Palestinian and Muslim college students.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
So he admits that Palestinian and Muslim students are antisemitic.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
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You only beat me out by 100 posts.
Wait...I'm supposed to read all of the posts before posting?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)
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The Babylon Bee has addressed this:
Scripture
Report: Jesus, Mary, Joseph Were Actually Detained Under Obama Administration
December 10th, 2019
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (TdMsT)
You only glance at beauty once? Don't think so.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (u82oZ)
I saw Senile Mice open for Hilly and the Bollards at the Trump Center.
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
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Thanks!!
Facsist!
But really, thanks.
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)
Old news
Posted by: Mrs. Muir
I need to answer my phone more.
Posted by: The Canterbury Ghost at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (SAV4V)
Just say my name!
Posted by: Bloody Mary at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (2N7oZ)
My Uncles seemed to really enjoy fucking their women.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (VcezW)
Something tells me your uncles were real men
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (aA3+G)
It did, actually. Imagine trying to defeat Nazi Germany without the Soviet Union.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:11 PM (I2/tG)
Yeah, the Frogs were wonderful allies.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:14 PM (aA3+G)
Hey now, let's show some respect!
Posted by: Zombie Vidkun Abraham Lauritz Jonsson Quisling at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (BiNEL)
It's a testimony to how striking the images are that a repeat would be recognizable.
Posted by: mindful webworker - curiously at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ECLlc)
Just remember the last time I warned you!
Actually, I can understand this, WaterCow is the "nicest" troll we have had for some time!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (BiNEL)
He is very nice. I picture a friendly manatee.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:04 PM (di1hb)
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What a wonderful story and a superb young man. So sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (bQ+rY)
No, they're metal assless chaps.
Posted by: The Bud Knight at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (2N7oZ)
I was wondering.. lol! No rush..at all. I like to get the orders out as soon as I can.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (r4WcK)
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How do you know they're not making a practical statement about protecting valuable terra cotta figurines from theft?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto
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You only beat me out by 100 posts.
Wait...I'm supposed to read all of the posts before posting?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (xSo9G)
That really seems impractical
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (aA3+G)
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So he was butthurt. Well, that's different then.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (+y/Ru)
She's the sort of Jew who thinks that the United States should be importing millions of immigrants from the most anti-Semitic parts of the planet.
Ask French Jews how well that's worked out for them.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (I2/tG)
Not that I know of.
Article I Section 3:
The Senate shall have the sole Power to try all Impeachments. When sitting for that Purpose, they shall be on Oath or Affirmation. When the President of the United States is tried, the Chief Justice shall preside: And no Person shall be convicted without the Concurrence of two-thirds of the Members present.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (JCrfD)
In order to have a session of the Senate, ie to be in session, you need a quorum, ie you would need 51 Senators present.
As the Constitution says you need 2.3rds of Senators PRESENT, he is technically correct.
If all the Dems showed up, and enough Repubs to hit 51, then you would only need 37 Senators to impeach.
Posted by: The Captain at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Theos at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (KQAPH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (7rVsF)
Heights, and Malibu haven't accepted their quota of refugees yet, and
they need to do so before we ship more refugees to North Dakota.
Isn't Shit-for-Brains' district in Glorious Peeple's Republik of Kalifornia? That's where PDT should send all the "refugees."
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
I do too, and not about any particular commenter. Just pretty much all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:21 PM (NWiLs)
Gramps had 7 Brothers.
5 Younger.
5 were in the 2nd War.
3 in Europe.
2 in the Pacific.
The 2 who fought in the Pacific were constantly ribbing the other 3 for 'Fucking Frogs' while they were, 'you know...fighting an actual War.'.
It was funny to see.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:21 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:15 PM (XVuno)
I just think chicken doesn't belong on a sandwich.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
We might be, if they screamed all the time, for no reason."
-- Jack Handy
Posted by: Captain Comic at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (RIv8p)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:16 PM (JCrfD)
Apparently, the left has seized on "members present" and are claiming that if only enough Republicans show up to form a quorum (51), they only need 2/3 of those "present".
Ain't gonna happen. Ever.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Thank you, LadyL.
Over the past few says, I realize I have a memorial to him in the back yard. Not intentionally, though.
About 10 yrs ago we were looking at my back yard and I mentioned I was sick of all the weeds and how there was several types of grass there. His advice was to plow it all under and plant fresh.
This Fall, I finally got the gear to put on my garden tractor to do the plowing, discing, a d so forth. In October, I had at it and have a good start on spring with new grass already sprouted.
I was looking at it the other day with morning coffee and remembered that conversation, which lead to other memories of him.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)
If you break Ladyl's heart there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (r4WcK)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)
Well I didn't until you just said that. Now I can't stop picturing it.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
I do too, and not about any particular commenter. Just pretty much all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (t+qrx)
Your spirit animal, perhaps?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
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You freak.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (XVuno)
(insert Dr. Peter Venkman's ghost dream beejer here)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 09:54 PM (HaL55)
Her name, alone, screams "Crazy".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (/sgva)
Yeah, and I could have a knock at the door and it would be all the Bond girls in their prime wanting me for sex.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (dUJdY)
Cutest ones on the interwebz
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
As the Constitution says you need 2.3rds of Senators PRESENT, he is technically correct.
If all the Dems showed up, and enough Repubs to hit 51, then you would only need 37 Senators to impeach.
Posted by: The Captain at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (NgKpN)
And the odds of the turtle doing that are slim.
Posted by: davidt at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (l3+k2)
Thin skinned those saudi arabians are.
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:20 PM (r4WcK)
It's all the sand. Gets everywhere, and then things start to chaff.
Posted by: Sheik Yerbouti at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (2N7oZ)
Posted by: Antifa Terrorists! at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)
2/3rds present. 30 present, 20 to convict. However even if 1/3 +1 vote present neither for or against, it fails.
Posted by: weinstiens ficus at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (LOq4H)
If you break Ladyl's heart there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)
{{{Dr. WTF}}}
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (TdMsT)
Already taken.
https://stoatnet.org/liveslow.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (t+qrx)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (r4WcK)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:17 PM (aA3+G)
Nah, you are both wrong. 57 states with one electoral vote each and a two thirds required is 38 votes.
Posted by: Obama New Math Hrothgar at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: WaterCow at December 10, 2019 10:18 PM (ScWBu)
If you break Ladyl's heart there will be hell to pay.
Posted by: DR.WTF at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (aS1PU)
She has a lot of practice hitting balls. Hard.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Ladyl
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My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.
Methinks your Ladyship is a bit outside the Hordian norm, food-wise.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (dUJdY)
The majority in the Senate is Republican.
But if the leader, (Mitch, so help me G*d if you cluster fuck your defining moment by diving into the swamp.....like all the other Berry hold-overs....and rino's swimming the breast stroke down Avenue K.......you gonna have some serious issues......gumba...96 million issues to be exact.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (kFkpX)
2/3rds present. 30 present, 20 to convict. However even if 1/3 +1 vote present neither for or against, it fails.
Posted by: weinstiens ficus at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (LOq4H)
Well we would live to see the 2nd Civil war wouldn't we?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
Next in the pecking order is this beauty....
Edwards wants to shine a spotlight on the sort of pedophiles that don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".
I swear to God.....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (OHR0v)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (HaL55)
AND THEN, Pence appoints Hillary VP, he resigns and...we've heard this twaddle before.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (aA3+G)
Hear, hear.
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:25 PM (t+qrx)
Neither will my daughter.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)
Neither will my daughter.
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:26 PM (dUJdY)
Heh heh. "Bone in." Heh heh heh.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (NWiLs)
Of course, when Pence becomes President everything goes back to polite discourse and working together for the good of the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (aA3+G)
I don't see any way we're going to avoid it.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (PwMYk)
Tell me this CAN'T happen. Again.
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (M0u+N)
We have a new leader in the oxymoron race. It was a good run, jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)
I still contend that 'Intelligence Officer' is in the running.
Especially seeing as how on me last Destroyer? The Intelligence Officer was an Enlisted Guy!
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (NgKpN)
I've been watching those "heartwarming" Christmas movies on cable. The clean-shaven guy always gets dumped.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (ScWBu)
We have a new leader in the oxymoron race. It was a good run, jumbo shrimp.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (JCrfD)
I still contend that 'Intelligence Officer' is in the running.
Especially seeing as how on me last Destroyer? The Intelligence Officer was an Enlisted Guy!
/facepalm
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:28 PM (NgKpN)
Military intelligence.
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Posted by: Antifa Terrorists! at December 10, 2019 10:23 PM (I2/tG)
You finally decided to take a bath? Get a job? Move out of your parents' basement?
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (ECrgQ)
Puppies aren't separated from their moms until ~8 weeks. Less than that is thought of as harmful or abusive.
One of the most common lengths of US paid family leave is ~6 weeks.
So yes, when we "let the market decide" on parental leave, "the market" treats people worse than dogs.
Wait until AOC finds out that polar bears don't leave their mothers until they are a year old.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (I2/tG)
Of course, when Pence becomes President everything goes back to polite discourse and working together for the good of the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:27 PM (7rVsF)
#RaceBannonBad!
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: JuJuBee
Yeah, in movies lots of people can be killed, but if a dog dies people get really upset. There had been discussion about the making of one of Clint Eastwood's movies. They decided that the dog in this house couldn't be killed by the bad guy because the audience would't like it. All the people getting killed? Meh. Personally, I like dogs more than people.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (dUJdY)
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:09 PM (TdMsT)
Thank you, LadyL.
Over the past few says, I realize I have a memorial to him in the back yard. Not intentionally, though.
About 10 yrs ago we were looking at my back yard and I mentioned I was sick of all the weeds and how there was several types of grass there. His advice was to plow it all under and plant fresh.
This Fall, I finally got the gear to put on my garden tractor to do the plowing, discing, a d so forth. In October, I had at it and have a good start on spring with new grass already sprouted.
I was looking at it the other day with morning coffee and remembered that conversation, which lead to other memories of him.
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:22 PM (di1hb)
What a wonderful memory. I hope memories of your FIL sustain you, your wife and the rest of the family.
My dad died a little over a year ago. I put up my Christmas tree a couple of days ago, and was listening to Christmas music while doing so. I heard the line "Christ is the Lord" from "O Holy Night," I flashed on an ancient memory of my dad belting out that line in church on Christmas Eve, when I was a small child. It was the first time I understood that my dad was a Believer.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
-
Banging the Crypt Keeper.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (+y/Ru)
Posted by: Jewells45 at December 10, 2019 10:13 PM (dUJdY)
Thank you, Jewells. He had 4 grandsons, one great grandson, and 2 S-I-L's bear him the last few step of his earthly journey.
GStE does indeed want to be one of the menfolk of the family.
In a couple of weeks, he may get another opportunity. I am taking him deer hunting and his uncle has scouting a nice buck for him. We discussed field dressing last night...
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (r4WcK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
The more non-Horde people I meet, the better I like my dog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Insomniac at December 10, 2019 10:29 PM (NWiLs)
Negative.
Military Intelligence = Senior Enlisted
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (TdMsT)
The cunning plan would be more cunning if the Democrats actually controlled the Senate.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:32 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Linn Ridge
With the surveillance tools afforded LE, it would be a tough go to organize.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:32 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Jewells45
Good on ya Jewels. I have 5 more years.
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (O/X1S)
Lovely memory, good thing you put up the tree!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)
Yesterday I looked very closely online at a flat coated retriever at a rescue in Northeaster Ohio...
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:30 PM (+lVUW)
The more non-Horde people I meet, the better I like my dog!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (BiNEL)
Amen x a bazillion
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (BiNEL)
Now that it's up, I'm glad I did it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:31 PM (NgKpN)
Only when you really need to get it right!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
one of the reasons peloton exercise cycle is flooding tv with ads is because they have an ipo in the works. if they can gin up sales they'll have better numbers for its initial listing on the stock exchange.
i think. maybe.
Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Theos
..........
Your friend is an idiot.
And.. he is math challenged..
Here's what he is probably talking about..
In the Senate, it takes two thirds to pass.. that is 67.
33 is the number than can vote against.
So.. he got confused with how many 1/3 is? and then reversed it?
Tell him/her they are a fucking idiot.
And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:
Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)
Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (Pg+x7)
Guys...that's not how this works. A member of the minority never has the gavel.
Settle down. It's just another lefty crazy moment.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
You'd love a retriever...
just don't take him to the tennis court!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Buzzion at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (5eGvC)
OTTO: Enough! I'll prove it to you. Squad!
JUDEAN PEOPLE'S FRONT: Hail, Leader!
OTTO: Commit... suicide!
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (I2/tG)
Unless you want to preserve the Republic....this year.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (kFkpX)
Well, hell -- Sen. MILF, Kyrsten Sinema will likely be among 3 Dems who vote to acquit Trump in the Senate.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Fritz at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (zD38/)
!
Wonder how that came up in the conversation ?
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (arJlL)
Posted by: publius
Would hit.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
________
Training and doctrine, too -- and other stuff. Their stance seems to be that everyone is their enemy. They seem to be getting ready for something, don't they?
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (ScWBu)
And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:
Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)
Quorum to conduct business is 51.
2/3rds of 51 is? (its 2/3rds of those PRESENT).
Technically correct, but ain't gonna happen.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:37 PM (NgKpN)
My dear Ladyl, if memory serves, you also will not eat any meat with a bone in it.
Methinks your Ladyship is a bit outside the Hordian norm, food-wise.
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 10:24 PM (Y4EXg)
But I eat bacon, so I fit right in.
I saw a bacon Christmas tree ornament yesterday. I'd better go back and buy it.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:37 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:36 PM (arJlL)
Food thread!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (di1hb)
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (6ezlu)
It didn't work out for us either.
Posted by: Russia at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (IPvH/)
Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)
I think this is what they are talking about:
https://tinyurl.com/y2ln8fq6
CNBC link
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (ECrgQ)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:32 PM (LOq4H)
Fully weaponized surveillance under the control of an a unionized administrative state with really sweet pensions! What could possibly go wrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
just don't take him to the tennis court!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (BiNEL)
Flatties go berserk over tennis balls!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Ladyl
________
If your tree is up, then this isn't too early:
Merry Christmas, Ladyl!
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (ScWBu)
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
very, very smart. at no cost, just about guarantees she'll be a senator for as long as she wants.
Posted by: mjc at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (Pg+x7)
Posted by: Iron Mike Golf at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (di1hb)
* * * *
Indeed he is, and he has at least one excellent mentor!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (fNFgo)
Was just reminiscing a bit. Remember the ONT we discussed corned beef vs pastrami? Good times, good times. :-)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (L2ZTs)
Both my oldest and youngest sons have grown beards for their wife and girlfriend respectively. Never cared for one before, always clean shaven. Youngest loved Christmas till he went to leftist U. Just sent us a photo of his very nicely decorated Christmas tree. His girlfriend wanted one. So he went and bought one plus ornaments and dragged this large tree to his apartment. There's hope.
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (r4WcK)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (KATBx)
What a nice young man, especially listening to the longer interview with him.
I hope he becomes an MMA champion one day. And I also hope he puts Bill Kristol in a submission hold and pops his hip out of socket irreparably forcing him to ride in a wheelchair like Lieutenant Dan on his cuckboat.
Posted by: Bitter Clinger at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (OHR0v)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (UUkQp)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Idiots.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (JCrfD)
https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (t+qrx)
Your spirit animal should be a stoat.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (TdMsT)
HELL THIS WHOLE IMPEACHMENT WAS crazy from day one,
YET HERE WE THE F++K ARE?
You don't think the bat-sh-t left are pulling out all the stops?
The swamp boils tonight with potential
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Theos at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (KQAPH)
very, very smart. at no cost, just about guarantees she'll be a senator for as long as she wants.
Posted by: mjc
Plus being told to "watch her ass" at the SOTU address might have pissed her off just at tad.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FireHorse
Seems they ignore everyone but the right. Sometimes I feel the spotlight is right in my eyes. (hey, even the paranoid have enemies!)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:38 PM (BiNEL)
Better? The Fed Government CAN get any data collected by a private company.
Even data they cannot legally collect themselves.
Which is why the last set of Phone record crap forced companies to KEEP the data for a long time, so it COULD be collected, even if the US Government cannot directly collect it itself.
Same with Medical, or even banking records.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:41 PM (NgKpN)
The other two senators voting to acquit will be Joe Manchin and Doug Jones.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM (ScWBu)
Merry Christmas, FireHorse!!!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (O/X1S)
You'd love a retriever...
just don't take him to the tennis court!
Retriever:
Chases thrown ball
Returns ball
Waits for ball to be thrown again
Sighthound:
Chases thrown ball
Tears ball to pieces
Waits for next ball to be thrown
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Floridachick at December 10, 2019 10:42 PM (ADEYk)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (G546f)
She is a serious person in a vast sea of stupid, celebrity-humping globalists. They will, of course, purge her.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: JT at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (arJlL)
don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that
virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and
shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".
It sounds like "dangerous" is being defined as having sex with children, but this misses the point that pedos amass huge collections of child porn, that they have underground groups that procure/sell/swap this child porn. That alone makes them dangerous for the children who are abused to meet this demand.There was a writer at Breitbart who was previously an undercover cop (or FBI?) who had infiltrated some of these pedo-child pron communities and he wrote some articles about how these people were creepy AF.
Posted by: Lizzy at December 10, 2019 10:43 PM (bDqIh)
years). I am posing a question to Ace and the cobloggers because unlike
me this group of individuals are some of the most intelligent, witty and
articulate I have ever read. I was speaking to a friend and he
mentioned to me that there is some loophole allowing the demoncrats to
impeach and remove the president with only 37 votes in the senate.
Somebody please put me some knowledge. Does anybody know what my friend
is talking about?
Posted by: Theos
..........
Your friend is an idiot.
And.. he is math challenged..
Here's what he is probably talking about..
In the Senate, it takes two thirds to pass.. that is 67.
33 is the number than can vote against.
So.. he got confused with how many 1/3 is? and then reversed it?
Tell him/her they are a fucking idiot.
And.. whenever someone says shit like this.. just respond with a one word answer:
Link?
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)
It's 2/3 present. You need a quorum of 51; with that many it's 34.
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Circa
She's hot Leiberman.
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (M0u+N)
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: SMOD at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (X5CsJ)
Posted by: eleven at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (M0u+N)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (KATBx)
To be fair, "They" can swim like fish, so...
Many was the happy day my brother and I had to haul our Chesapeake Bay retriever into the boat because he would swim after us if we tried to leave without him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)
While this is accurate, it is also white phosphorous hot stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (JCrfD)
I see Sen. MILF was criticized for "dressing like a stripper".
So, what's the problem?
I'll watch her ass for her.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Rapscallion of a Poperin Pear at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (f1Vqw)
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (6ezlu)
As in 34 to convict if 49 senators are missing.
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (6ezlu)
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
I'm so sorry. Loss upon loss. One almost feels there is no further capacity for grief.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (TdMsT)
While this is accurate, it is also white phosphorous hot stupid.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (JCrfD)
so is impeaching for High Crimes or misdemeanors and only citing things which are not crimes.
Posted by: Don Q at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (NgKpN)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (2DOZq)
Funny how much I miss her.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (1vWDB)
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
My sincere condolences. I had 3 in 7 months last year. All close family. Finally starting to see the light again.
Posted by: Infidel at December 10, 2019 10:46 PM (O/X1S)
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (JCrfD)
Forgive me, I'm having a drink.
Fuck, I hate death.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (Uu+Jp)
* * * *
May God bless and keep you close, NLU
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (fNFgo)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
-----
No kidding. Besides, I was responsibly busy reading the content, unlike those other shirkers.
I did read NaCly's comment about 'beating on a groin'. Why no one has taken a swing at that, I do not know.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (CDGwz)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
For real?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (TdMsT)
prayers
switch to an all meat diet after surgerr, when you're allowed to eat again
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (G546f)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
Not sure, but I wish health and happiness to you and your semicolon-to-be.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 10:47 PM (/sgva)
Consider - you are a first-term Democratic Congressman. You were carefully selected by the Democratic Party, because you appear moderate, and you said very moderate things running for election.
You won a narrow victory in a district that voted for Trump by five points in 2016.
You are hoping that with the advantages of incumbency, you can squeak out another victory in 2020.
Now, Nancy Pelosi wants you to vote to impeach Trump. The only thing the voters in your district will remember about your two years in the House is that you voted to impeach Trump.
You are not happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
Who exactly is Bloomberg targeting with these tv ads?
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here)
Voters with chronic insomnia.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (7rVsF)
Why, it's almost like they got the "Don't Be Evil!" motto wrong!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:35 PM (438dO)
I think this is what they are talking about:
https://tinyurl.com/y2ln8fq6
CNBC link
Conviction requires 2/3 of members present not necessarily 2/3 of all 100, so the Democrats need to keep a few dozen R Senators from showing up to the vote. Maybe they're plotting another baseball practice assassination attempt?
Posted by: zmdavid at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (xqRaG)
Posted by: Ladyl
Arby's has a buffalo chicken sandwich that's good.
The interesting thing about Arby's is that their roast beef sandwiches are the worst things on their menu. A lot of their other food is good. They have a surprisingly good reuben and some of their seasonal shakes are good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: irongrampa at December 10, 2019 10:40 PM (KATBx)
To be fair, "They" can swim like fish, so...
Many was the happy day my brother and I had to haul our Chesapeake Bay retriever into the boat because he would swim after us if we tried to leave without him!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:45 PM (BiNEL)
I would say most sporting breeds lack boater safety
I've fishe out setters & a britany spaniel out over the years
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:49 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: zmdavid at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (xqRaG)
Don't give them any ideas.
Posted by: Linn Ridge at December 10, 2019 10:49 PM (ECrgQ)
If You are referring to our Sweet, not as democrat as McCain or Flake AZ senator, sounds like she is voting against Impeachment. If she does I want a signed Glossy 8X10 or her in her fabulous stripper boots.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:49 PM (bttOm)
You are not happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History!
Vote Yes and you'll be taken care of.
Vote No and no one will employ you again.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (7rVsF)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
Oh dear.
Hacksaw?
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (PwMYk)
Posted by: N.L. Urker
Spooky, I was talking to my 89 yo Mother (she was 60 when she had me, what a gal! What a Dad!) she said, "you live long enough, you'll attend a LOT of funerals..."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (LOq4H)
The interesting thing about Arby's is that their roast beef
sandwiches are the worst things on their menu. A lot of their other food
is good. They have a surprisingly good reuben and some of their
seasonal shakes are good.
Posted by: nerdygirl
Their gyro is actually pretty good.
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (N4r5a)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
* * * *
Some things are best left to the pros. Good luck and prayers up for you! On the plus side, I know someone who had this procedure and recovered quite nicely from it.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 10:50 PM (fNFgo)
Dear friend,
We live our lives and face our challenges.
Some of us are gifted with a gilded road for which there are no bumps or challenges. the Elites.
the rest of us put our heads into the harsh winds of life and make the best of it with our own efforts.
Toast to YOUR life and your efforts true.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (kFkpX)
Sinema is turning out to actually BE the "maverick" that McCain was advertised as, all these years.
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (L2ZTs)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (HaL55)
A few months ago, I ran into my college girlfriend.
I observed that we are now engaged in "old people socializing" - we only run into each other at memorial services for people we know.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:51 PM (I2/tG)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
Damn.
Gonna put it on the tree?
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (t+qrx)
That's where my mother is at this point...
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (L2ZTs)
They may also be working behind the scenes with state offices to not allow anyone who has been impeached to be certified as a candidate on voting ballots.
Of course, they had no problem allowing Alcee Hastings into the fold, but it's different if a Den does it, amiright?
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (SRRAx)
Their gyro is actually pretty good.
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus)
Curly fries and jamocha shakes.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 10:52 PM (UUkQp)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:44 PM (bttOm)
That sounds semi significant .
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Ladyl
Arby's has a buffalo chicken sandwich that's good.
The interesting thing about Arby's is that their roast beef sandwiches are the worst things on their menu. A lot of their other food is good. They have a surprisingly good reuben and some of their seasonal shakes are good.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (+lVUW)
I've seen pictures of their sandwiches, and they do look good. But I've never had one cuz I don't eat wheat.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (TdMsT)
Some things are best left to the pros. Good luck and prayers up for
you! On the plus side, I know someone who had this procedure and
recovered quite nicely from it.
IIRC, somebody named Richard Starkey had a similar procedure a long time ago. He married a gorgeous woman as a result.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (HaL55)
I gotta have two feet of colon removed. Anybody got any ideas? Hedge Shears? Scissors?
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper
Sister had that done. Not being glib, for about three months, don't be too far from a restroom and don't make your brother take you on a 900 mile road trip.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (LOq4H)
Not looking forward to that.
Posted by: DBCooper
Will it hold pressure? With a couple of fittings you might run a sprinkler off of it.
Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 10:53 PM (1vWDB)
Chases ball
Picks it up and runs around the yard with it
Expects you to catch him to throw the ball again.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (Lqy/e)
Consider - you are a first-term Democratic Congressman. You were carefully selected by the Democratic Party, because you appear moderate, and you said very moderate things running for election.
You won a narrow victory in a district that voted for Trump by five points in 2016.
You are hoping that with the advantages of incumbency, you can squeak out another victory in 2020.
Now, Nancy Pelosi wants you to vote to impeach Trump. The only thing the voters in your district will remember about your two years in the House is that you voted to impeach Trump.
You are not happy.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:48 PM (I2/tG)
They all promised they wouldn't vote Nancy Pelosi to be speaker of the house, yet they did. Lots of voters have very short memories.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (Rz2Nc)
Aside from the endless amount of jokes everyone would come up with here at AoS, it's an interesting read.
Posted by: JROD at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (PwMYk)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (aA3+G)
CT scan showed my Liver was normal and no abnormality which made me exceptionally happy for many reasons...
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Floridachick
So did I but I saw a short video someone posted that panned over the crowd. I don't know how big that venue was but the crowd seemed yuuuuge. Even by Trump rally standards.
Between that and my be.ing pissed off about the impeachment, I donated some money without waiting to budget it for January.
I want those democrats to choke on the impeachment.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (+lVUW)
#PencilsHaveEraaaaasers
@Breaking911 9:37 PM · Dec 10, 2019
#BREAKING: The Jewish-owned Kosher market in the Jersey City shooting was "targeted," Mayor says
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (GPz65)
https://tinyurl.com/vryub5d
https://tinyurl.com/v82yxeu
https://tinyurl.com/upo938j
https://tinyurl.com/rk2l547
https://tinyurl.com/upqyfxl
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (qAR6u)
The very left-wing California supreme court voted unanimously that Trump could not be kept off the ballot in California for failing to disclose his tax returns.
If California refuses to keep Trump off the ballot, I doubt that other states will.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:55 PM (I2/tG)
I always tell the people cutting my hair that if they can take it off the sides and put it on top there's a big tip in it for them.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 09:57 PM (7rVsF)
Only the tip?
Posted by: Hadrians barber at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (Vy7tf)
Been there done that.
One pro-tip, I rigged a knotted rope line to the foot of the bed so I could pull myself (hand over hand) up to a sitting position after I lay down. Abdominal muscles take a bit of healing time. And the drugs were really great!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (BiNEL)
They're not going to forget a vote to impeach Trump, less than a year before the election.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 10:56 PM (I2/tG)
They switched away from the traditional mystery meat (that looks like a brontosaurus leg) and went to all sliced roast beef. I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (HaL55)
https://tinyurl.com/rfuc8yp
https://tinyurl.com/s8aj5xg
https://tinyurl.com/s7dh33f
https://tinyurl.com/v265n2h
https://tinyurl.com/t2tdg7m
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
CT scan showed my Liver was normal and no abnormality which made me exceptionally happy for many reasons...
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 10:54 PM (bttOm)
A friend of mine husband had to have that done a few years ago. He seems fine.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (Rz2Nc)
Record Club I belong to is having shipping/fulfillment issues. Apparently their New System is shipping out product in squared quantities.
Order 1 LP - Get 1 LP
Order 2 LP - Get 4 LP
Order 3 LP - Get 9 LP
Someone done fucked up.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (VcezW)
Can you find a surgeon that can route your new ass below your bikini line in your abdomen?
If you laughed at this, just know, I've been medical for a couple of decades....sorry to hear of your coming surgery.
prayers for ya.....
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Nightwatch . . patrol
________
My working theory is that Trump laid a trap on day 989.
From day 1 he had to contend with two things: Being surrounded by people that were betraying him, and having half a country addicted to the idea of throwing him out of office. The other thing (and this works in his favor) is enough people thinking he's an idiot.
He campaigned on "Drain the swamp" -- the chants of which always seem to morph into "Lock her up" -- this resonates with people. So, he makes a phone call -- it's scripted, and the script is sanitized -- there is nothing that could possibly be construed as illegal in it, unless the other side is overt about their shenanigans.
The funniest thing about the impeachment is they listed ABUSE OF POWER as one of the charges! These are people with no awareness -- of themselves or of what's about to befall them.
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (ScWBu)
Last thing I remember in the OR today was the nurse saying, "Here comes the good stuff"
It was
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
like women expected to stay virgins until marriage, for one -
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Some rat
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I stopped counting years ago. People come to mind, and I try to consciously think about them for a while, afraid that they have been forgotten by others.
Pointless, I suppose, but maybe not.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (CDGwz)
R259HO
Hmmm....
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:57 PM (L2ZTs)
I've seen this DC plate twice; someone at the DMV let it through:
BRSTMAN
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (aKsyK)
Also, good for their hair and complexion.
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (VcezW)
reminds me of what the world used to be like.
It has gone crazy... just crazy.
Posted by: Chi-Town Jerry at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (438dO)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (L2ZTs)
Two of the shooters ID'd as black juvies. Somali or similar?
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:59 PM (2DOZq)
That's the upside I think. Good drugs.. Bad spot is all in one section easy peasy they say. Need to be ready to fly summer fires though. Can't wait too long.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (bttOm)
This never gets old.
Posted by: Casper and his Wardrobe of 20 Sheets at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (Vy7tf)
I hope you are A-OK?
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (G546f)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
Yowza, they know what they're talking about!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (BiNEL)
voters in your district will remember about your two years in the House
is that you voted to impeach Trump.
You are not happy.
*thump thump* Nope, my Give-a-Fuck Meter won't move. I know it's working because the little light behind the needle is on.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (HaL55)
(that looks like a brontosaurus leg) and went to all sliced roast beef.
I am disappoint.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.
This a recent thing? Last month, I was able to get mine with lamb.
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 11:01 PM (N4r5a)
I prefer them drowning in their own vomit
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (aA3+G)
That's the upside I think. Good drugs.. Bad spot is all in one section easy peasy they say. Need to be ready to fly summer fires though. Can't wait too long.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:00 PM (bttOm)
My DIL is in her thirties. I think she is going to be a candidate for this surgery sooner rather than later.
Let us know how it goes. I've sent up a prayer.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (TdMsT)
Edwards wants to shine a spotlight on the sort of pedophiles that don't make the evening news. "I hope people start to realize that virtuous pedophiles exist," he says, and "that many are no danger and shouldn't be branded as dangerous without evidence".
I swear to God.....
Posted by: Bitter Clinger
I seem to recall a Law & Order episode like that. There were good pedophiles who loved their little boy and would never hurt him, and bad pedophiles who just exploited them and passed them around.
It was a long time ago, but that seemed to be the gist of the show.
I believe there are people in the entertainment industry who would love to mainstream pedophilia. I used to disdain talk of a slippery slope. Not any more. Deviant bastards.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:02 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)
I didn't have time to make a wise crack
In recovery nurse asked how I was. I don't remember sayin I felt like a ducking champ. But Mrs MH said I did
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: DBCooper
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Contact us for discount pricing!
Posted by: Roto-Rooter's Net Bot at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (CDGwz)
Ugh That's a total Buzz-kill. All in one piece, Laparo it looks like so far.
Chicks don't like the bag, man...Me Either.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (bttOm)
And NOT just in the entertainment industry!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain.
Could be a bad input sensor. Or an overload and the safety tripped.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:04 PM (LOq4H)
Of course, when Pence becomes President everything goes back to polite discourse and working together for the good of the country.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
I had that conversation with a liberal right after Trump was elected. I said that if they got rid of Trump, we get Pence. Her exact words were, "Pence is too religious."
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (+lVUW)
It was
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 10:58 PM (aA3+G)
* * * *
Only at Ace's Place do the Cobs have surgery during the day and post and moderate threads that night! You da man, Mis Hum!
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (fNFgo)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mystery- rudy-giulianis-spokeswoman-100049936.html
https://www.instagram.com/christiannelallen/?hl=en
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 11:05 PM (V150o)
Posted by: JROD
________
Jokes about semen? OK, if you insist . . .
Two sperms were swimming alongside each other. One said to the other, "What's it like being a sperm?"
"How do you mean?" the second one said.
"Well," the first sperm explained, "I was a vaudeville performer until recently. I just died and got reincarnated as a sperm."
"Really?", the second sperm asked. "What was that like?"
"Well, if you don't perform well, you get eggs thrown at you."
"Oh my!" said the second sperm. "Around here, everything's the opposite of that!"
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (ScWBu)
Thank you.. Looks like mid Jan Maybe. Thanks for all your thoughts.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (TdMsT)
Trailer park trash. Her ghosts make me look attractive.
Posted by: Slimer - who would like to be in the new movie at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (ECLlc)
They really can do amazing things laparoscopically.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (BiNEL)
As an ass-man, very relevant to my interests!
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (N4r5a)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (G546f)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (VcezW)
Could be a bad input sensor. Or an overload and the safety tripped.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp
Try inverse phasing.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (7rVsF)
Thank you.. Looks like mid Jan Maybe. Thanks for all your thoughts.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:06 PM (bttOm)
Can you remind us closer to the time so the praying people can work on it?
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Cannibal Bob at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (VqhL9)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)
And then after marriage, fucking their husbands til they glow in the dark?
Posted by: mikeyG at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (1vWDB)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (GPz65)
Shhhh don't tell anyone I worked ahead not much was done after I got home this afternoon
Besides,mThe ONT has to go on
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (aA3+G)
Great Simpsons line: "Roll him on his side if you want him to live, IF you want him to live."
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:08 PM (LOq4H)
What a stupid time to be alive.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (Uu+Jp)
Now I find to keep me civil, the Weather, Recent Earthquakes, (Hey..living in Cali, home of the next Extinction event and all that) and cherry picked local news.
and then I come here after work and a restorative glass of red or 2 or...for CLARITY.
So shoot me.......
My heartfelt respect to the HORDE...since 2003
night
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (kFkpX)
If you are Pelosi, Nadler, and Schiff what the hell do you say? It's like that Seinfeld episode where they separate at the subway station with a sigh.
Posted by: Circa (Insert Year Here) at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (JCrfD)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I recall some guy in a lab coat showing me pictures and explaining something. I had no idea who he was (the surgeon) or what he was talking about. That is all that I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:10 PM (G546f)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 11:07 PM (I2/tG)
Yes, the Pensacola backlash worries have run their course!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:10 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at December 10, 2019 11:10 PM (l9m7l)
I hear you can loan me some crocs and an apron
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (aA3+G)
Figures. If I like some food item (hell, or anything else for that matter) it won't be around for long.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: Insomniac
Negative.
Military Intelligence = Senior Enlisted
Posted by: Don Q
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As a member of the Senior Enlisted alumni let me be the first to say... those two things don't often go together. There are a few of us that would call BS and point out illogical decisions but most of my peers wouldn't know Military Intelligence if it hit them in the head... LOL
Posted by: NALNAMSAM - not as lean, not as mean, still a Marine at December 10, 2019 11:11 PM (+ldAm)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
plastic surgeon discussing boob implant options
Posted by: vmom happy to have read a good book! at December 10, 2019 11:12 PM (G546f)
Posted by: DBCooper
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In England or Canada, it would be June...maybe.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Pete Seria at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (7ZQe3)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (aA3+G)
Moderate Diverticulosis. Descending and sigmoid colon.
Am Ill all the time with never ending infections. Think my normal temp is about 102 anymore.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:13 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:14 PM (kFkpX)
Finally got it busted off. Now the rim wants to be cleaned up before the replacement tire is mounted.
And then the other rear tire needs swapped out.
Rear tires had excellent tread left, but have deep weather checks between the tread ribs. I am afraid of them potentially throwing hunks of tread.
Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at December 10, 2019 11:14 PM (/sgva)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (7rVsF)
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The text without pictures is hard to get used to at first.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Easy Andy
She ignores the fact that this is a free country. If you don't like the "baby leave" at your job, you have options.
Be a stay at home mom.
Get a job with benefits more to your liking.
Benefits are part of your pay package. If they give employees longer family leave, they will probably pay less.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: FireHorse at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (ScWBu)
https://www.yahoo.com/news/mystery- rudy-giulianis-spokeswoman-100049936.html
https://www.instagram.com/christiannelallen/?hl=en
Posted by: squirrelly dan
That instagram page is not a hardship to view, I will say.
Posted by: Seal the deal and let's boogie (nee Oedipus) at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (N4r5a)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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I recall some guy in a lab coat showing me pictures and explaining something. I had no idea who he was (the surgeon) or what he was talking about. That is all that I recall.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:09 PM (CDGwz)
I'm glad you're home and ok, Mis. Hum.
Mike Hammer, I don't understand why they start going over stuff with you while you're still basically under.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)
Illegal spying on trump and trying to set him up and this weak tea is all they came up with. They look like traitorous fools to most of the country.
And thats before the republicans have had a chance to really cross examine the witnesses and unravel their fake case.
The IG report was wonderfully damnjng of the Dems and Barrs interview was sponge worthy .
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (wMHPW)
Not looking forward to that.
Flex Seal!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (hbTkw)
I had to have both types after emergency colon surgery back in 2015 - I'm back to normal now, albeit with about a foot less of my colon.
Once I had the bags behind me, I was downing Imodium like it was candy, but the surgeon told me that my innards would eventually get back to semi-normal, and they have.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 10, 2019 11:18 PM (SRRAx)
And thats before the republicans have had a chance to really cross examine the witnesses and unravel their fake case.
Polite Republicans never embarrass their opponents.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 10, 2019 11:18 PM (7rVsF)
I'm reasonably certain that there is a significant portion of the R Senate that wants this to go away quickly because they too were wetting their beaks in those pristine Ukrainian waters!
I can see Cocaine Mitch doing a LOLGFY 5 minute trial followed by acquittal.
The advantages of this are fourfold
1) no members of Congress will get exposed and swept up in a public trial
2) the public will quickly tend to forget the blatant aggressive criminal behavior of the Deep State
3) it doesn't keep Trump out of a second term, but the lingering doubts and media talking points will slow him down so the globalist masters of the political class can still call a lot of the shots
4) the spice will continue to flow
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:19 PM (BiNEL)
Or never
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:15 PM (aA3+G)
Mama Vendette had cateract surgery after waiting 6 months. Papa Vendette had a heart procedure after only 90 days. Same one Bernie had.
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 11:19 PM (6ezlu)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 10, 2019 11:19 PM (3Ocrl)
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:33 PM (TdMsT)
You'd love a retriever...
just don't take him to the tennis court!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH
He's probably a young dog with a lot of puppy energy. A lot of times the dogs that end up in shelters and rescues are 1-3 years old. I've seen this happen especially with hunting breeds and it is very sad.
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (+lVUW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
plastic surgeon discussing boob implant options
Posted by: vmom
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*checks boobs*
Nah. Something, something about a gastric bleed.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (CDGwz)
OK, let me try it again. *thump* *thump* *THUMP*
Nope, still didn't move. Fuck each and every Democrat (and NeverTrump RINO and all Progressives everywhere) with a rusty chainsaw with a barbed wire pineapple wrapped around it dipped in tabasco sauce and rubbing alcohol.
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (HaL55)
Posted by: qdpsteve at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (L2ZTs)
Mike Hammer, I don't understand why they start going over stuff with you while you're still basically under.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
So they can say they did and you won't ask questions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (Rz2Nc)
Think "billable hours" and ask Muldoon for the code for a patient post-op discussion!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:22 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Vendette at December 10, 2019 11:22 PM (6ezlu)
200 I picture a friendly manatee.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 10:19 PM (TdMsT)
I do too, and not about any particular commenter. Just pretty much all the time.
Posted by: hogmartin
I was going to find a picture of a huge bunch of manatees (oh, the huge manatees) and call it a picture of that infamous Memorial weekend thread.
I got as far as finding a picture and headed to bit.ly when I figured, meh, the joke is weak, the picture isn't chaotic enough, and generally just not worth tiny url'ing.
But the Hogmartin quote - this is the kind of quality comment that keeps us hangin' 'round here.
Posted by: mindful webworker - precariously at December 10, 2019 11:23 PM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Evasiveboat42
So they can say they did and you won't ask questions.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot
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It's somewhat similar to 'Public Input' meetings held by municipalities.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:23 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:23 PM (HaL55)
Yes, I knew someone with Alzheimer's. My mom.
Her deterioration in 3 years was heartbreaking, worse than cancer.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (aA3+G)
Posted by: BackwardsBoy. Life is pain. at December 10, 2019 11:20 PM (HaL55)
*subscribes to BB's newsletter*
Posted by: Vanya at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (U7voe)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)
Quiet and the ride is great.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Not scanning your email for ad targeting at December 10, 2019 11:24 PM (xkSJa)
Posted by: Mike Hammer,
At 3 in the afternoon.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:25 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)
Yup. I missed out on an entire summer of off-road truck fun because we could not afford new tires. (Long, dumb story, just like everyone else's)
Finally got some new shoes for my Frontier this fall. Got 'er muddy as hell soon after.
Noice.
Next summer will be off the hook.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:25 PM (x8Wzq)
23 birds
50 people
5 golden rings to somehow pay for managing all that.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:25 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:26 PM (BiNEL)
Glad to know it went well. Haven't confirmed on a bag yet. Last I heard was laparoscopic and easy but thats all subject to change. I need to sit in an airplane for 6 hours at at time. Don't like the immodium idea too much.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:26 PM (bttOm)
I think redemption as offered by Christ is far too important to making cheesy political points.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Eromero
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Yeah, but the day you roll out, the wear begins.
What I have often wondered about is the number of tons of rubber dust that have been distributed by tires in the course of becoming unusable.
I mean, it's all out there, somewhere. We just can't see it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: CN at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (U7k5w)
12 Days of Christmas Manifest;
23 birds
50 people
5 golden rings to somehow pay for managing all that.
Posted by: kbdabear
Heh, love the version where the girlfriend goes nuts.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (UUkQp)
Back in the day when radial tires were a luxury, a set of them on a car that had bias-ply (or retreads in my case) felt like the whole suspension was brand new and upgraded.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:28 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Don Q
As a cop on Live PD said, "Show me the statute."
What the hell IS abuse of power?
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
Yeah, I hear you and understand. They think no but I understand where you are coming from with experience. I hope not.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (bttOm)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (3Ocrl)
If it does not end with a colostomy, then that is awesome.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (kFkpX)
Noice.
Next summer will be off the hook.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Does your Frontier have the stock Nissan fog lamps, by chance? I'm curious as to how effective they are.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 10, 2019 10:34 PM (2DOZq)
Nah, bro. She's calling them all bitches.
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (1glZx)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (LOq4H)
What I have often wondered about is the number of tons of rubber dust that have been distributed by tires in the course of becoming unusable.
I mean, it's all out there, somewhere. We just can't see it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
It's in our lungs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:21 PM (aKsyK)
Yep, but it really isn't that much different than date rape, or you were not able to actually give concent, whatever they call it these days.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (Rz2Nc)
I mean, it's all out there, somewhere. We just can't see it.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:27 PM (xSo9G)
Oh Christ, don't give the car hating green fascists any new "crisis" that has to be fixed by mandating "green tires" that cost a shitload more of money and are vastly inferior in every way.
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (qAR6u)
Posted by: nerdygirl at December 10, 2019 11:29 PM (+lVUW)
Apparently being so honest he can be not caught up by a weaponized surveillance state and compromised is now deemed an abuse of power!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (BiNEL)
What the hell IS abuse of power?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)
It went well
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:16 PM (aA3+G)
I'm so glad!
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:32 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)
Standing between Jerry Nadler and the buffet.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: kbdabear
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Doooood. Hemp tires. The obvious answer.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)
Probably obstructing Congressthings from hoovering in tons of cash and selling influence to our enemies
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (qAR6u)
Not looking forward to that.
Flex Seal!
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 10, 2019 11:17 PM (hbTkw)
Flex Seal Clear!
Posted by: Fox2! at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (qyH+l)
Posted by: Eromero at December 10, 2019 11:33 PM (UUkQp)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
Ditto, and there should actually be an award for it.
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:34 PM (LOq4H)
Wow that's good to know. I'd do it with rusty tools right now if I could. Thanks so much for the info! Makes me feel better.
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:35 PM (bttOm)
It's in our lungs.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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That would explain some of the stuff I have coughed up.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:35 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:32 PM (Uu+Jp)
LOL, I wouldn't want to be standing there.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:35 PM (Rz2Nc)
I think they really have to tell you that a colostomy bag is a possibility, as they told me, but I came through with no problems, only 14" removed though. Just follow the diet and pace yourself!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:36 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Mike Hammer
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There's a Medicare billing code for it.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero) at December 10, 2019 11:37 PM (XVuno)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:30 PM (xSo9G)
Heh. Loaded question (inside joke with me and my sons)
I have a 2013, 6-speed manual, hand-crank roller-downers, no key-fob. Dude at the dealership just wanted to get it the hell off his lot.
(hey, I at least got the CD player. I have a shit-ton of CDs.)
I made out like a bandit. this little truck is tough as shit. por ejemplo: we went to get a load of laminate flooring for our house a few years ago. The official payload for this truck is 1500 pounds. We hauled home a pallet of this laminate that weighed in at just short of a ton. tough little bitch.
I'll never need a yuge Ram or anything like that. I love this fucking truck.
gonna keep it till I die.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:39 PM (x8Wzq)
Appealing House subpoenas to the courts, rather than immediately submitting.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at December 10, 2019 11:39 PM (I2/tG)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:34 PM (LOq4H)
In theory, the US Constitution was designed so the branches could obstruct each other, so that whatever gets done has to be agreeable to all branches of government.
Fortunately for us peasants, our betters have done a pretty good job of "fixing" that feature.
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:39 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (bQ+rY)
I even looked.
Smokin hot, I have to admit.
Bitch.
Posted by: Ladyl at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (TdMsT)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (bQ+rY)
20 years old. No college. Ass like an onion.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (V150o)
Conor's dad is bionic
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (aA3+G)
I know I'm supposed to be in bed, but
All this impeachment (trying to find the perfect take down word)
right before Christmas...ya know....good will and peace to all ....on earth?
I wanna weep.......just "Hey"....Christmas?.........but no
fine....just know this....just know this (saving it)
in stone chiseling it in stone.........
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Fox2!
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Heh. Good friend was in for open heart surgery a while back. Had some healing problems. They went back and carved a chunk of flesh out of his chest. So, now he has this large (8"x10" ?) clear patch on his chest, with a vacuum hose attached to it.
It's interesting to see this clear window over such a large kinda open wound. I'm not squeamish about such, but some people would probably faint dead away.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (CDGwz)
Now he took my friend Ed.
I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:42 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)
Top Gear had a show some years ago to see how much a Toyota Hi-Lux could take before it was completely destroyed. Quite a bit, and even though the body was a mangled mess the diesel engine still ran.
I guess that's one reason they're Taliban Tanks
Posted by: kbdabear at December 10, 2019 11:42 PM (qAR6u)
(hey, I at least got the CD player. I have a shit-ton of CDs.)
I made out like a bandit. this little truck is tough as shit. por ejemplo: we went to get a load of laminate flooring for our house a few years ago. The official payload for this truck is 1500 pounds. We hauled home a pallet of this laminate that weighed in at just short of a ton. tough little bitch.
I'll never need a yuge Ram or anything like that. I love this fucking truck.
gonna keep it till I die.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)
That's funny.,out money manger actually buys his cars by asking to talk to the accountant and asking which car is costing him the most. There is an inventory tax.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 10, 2019 11:42 PM (Rz2Nc)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 10, 2019 11:40 PM (aA3+G)
TSA is NOT my friend!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:43 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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All off-roaders should have them. I recommend that you obtain such immediately...and give me a report
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:43 PM (CDGwz)
Now he took my friend Ed.
I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Shit storms. Amiright?
Seriously, though. Hang tough, Brother. You're among friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)
20 years old. No college. Ass like an onion.
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Brings tears to the eyes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)
to me it sounds like a fancy-schmancy version of cock-blocking.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (x8Wzq)
Sounds to me like Constitutional checks and balances.
Posted by: LASue at December 10, 2019 11:47 PM (wMHPW)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:43 PM (CDGwz)
Roger that. Been looking into upgrades, actually; lights, a front bumper with a winch, that sort of thing). Tires were the big issue. But we're financially solvent now (Again, nothing worth bitching about--it's all gone now).
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (x8Wzq)
Now he took my friend Ed.
I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
I have had reason to yell at God on that very issue. Just hunker down and let it roll over you until you can breathe again. Big hugs from Virginia.
Posted by: redbanzai the Southerner at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (imSgd)
20 years old. No college. Ass like an onion.
Posted by: squirrelly dan
Brings tears to the eyes?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:45 PM (aKsyK)
That and helps to cause long lasting throbbing erections.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (V150o)
Now he took my friend Ed.
I wonder if God overestimates my ability to handle shit storms.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:41 PM (Uu+Jp)
Shit storms. Amiright?
Seriously, though. Hang tough, Brother. You're among friends.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:44 PM (x8Wzq)
I'll be fine. I'm just overreacting because that's what I do.
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Dear Friend,
There may be in fact something coming, may be not only for you but for all of us.
Be strong and know your faith whatever that may be.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Zettai Roshia-no Asetto at December 10, 2019 11:49 PM (bQ+rY)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:50 PM (VcezW)
*non-descript bro-shoulder nudge*
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:50 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (aKsyK)
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (VcezW)
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 10, 2019 11:48 PM (Uu+Jp)
Hang in there bro'. I think for that some reason some of us destined to be given far more shit storms than should be allotted to anyone. You still have to saddle up and ride, though!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar knows that EDKH at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (BiNEL)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:52 PM (kFkpX)
We get chosen for reasons none of us understand. Stay strong..
Posted by: DBCooper at December 10, 2019 11:52 PM (bttOm)
She's right up the road!
Posted by: garrett at December 10, 2019 11:51 PM (VcezW)
GO! GO NOW!
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:53 PM (x8Wzq)
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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Just checked Ebay. https://tinyurl.com/vz27xaz
Heh. $41.00 including shipping. I should just order up a pair.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:53 PM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 10, 2019 11:55 PM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:53 PM (CDGwz)
Rilly. I tend to assume anything automotive is retardedly expensive. thanks for the info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:55 PM (x8Wzq)
They've been tested on a Subaru?
*fondly recalls the Lucas Square 8's on my 510*
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:57 PM (CDGwz)
Rilly. I tend to assume anything automotive is retardedly expensive. thanks for the info.
Posted by: Pug Mahon
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I suspect that they may be a little lame. DOT restrictions. But, they fit the stock holes properly. There may be better after-market bits that will fit.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:59 PM (CDGwz)
They hold the road in pouring rain, but I kinda' didn't want to spend that $800+
Posted by: Kindltot at December 10, 2019 11:59 PM (1glZx)
can't say...Subaru's in the Baja 1000?
Tell me more....been out of the loop for the last 10 years.
(full disclosure)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:00 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: LASue
Except the Supreme Court seems to have forgotten, their job was to determine the Constitutionality of EVERY law passed by Congress and signed by the President. Damn you Marbury v Madison!
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 11, 2019 12:03 AM (LOq4H)
(full disclosure)
Posted by: Nightwatch
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I made a lame joke, that didn't work: https://tinyurl.com/oq2774r
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 12:05 AM (xSo9G)
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I recollect how fine it was when I mounted up a set of 15x7 Z-28 wheels with F60-15 Firestones on my '68 Camaro.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 12:08 AM (xSo9G)
Dude at the dealership just wanted to get it the hell off his lot.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Movie Cricket at December 10, 2019 11:38 PM (x8Wzq)
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we picked up one back around Halloween just like that...
not sure how long i'll be driving it though.
or be living here, for that matter.
Posted by: redc1c4 at December 11, 2019 12:08 AM (NYIfp)
If it has a long box, I'm jealous.
Posted by: garrett at December 11, 2019 12:11 AM (VcezW)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
Only if you have a constitutional republic !
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2019 12:11 AM (BiNEL)
shut this dog and pony show down like like a San Berdo cock fight.....with people in cuffs at the end of the day.....(my wish) but then.......the swamp......always the swamp these days....ya feeling this..your gubermint...not so much....ya beginning to feel like they jus smiling pretty. nodding there heads.....bark barking for the cameras? PAUL RYAN. TREY GOWDY???? What actually did they DO at the end of the day? Not a fu*king lot.
Sniff Sniff......Sniff Sniff
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:19 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:19 AM (9YABs)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 12:20 AM (xSo9G)
https://youtu.be/23dW3H9yFSU
Posted by: N.L. Urker Philips Screwdriver of the Gods at December 11, 2019 12:21 AM (Uu+Jp)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:19 AM (9YABs)
Quick answer is none.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 12:26 AM (Rz2Nc)
1942 Willy's....Flat head "Go Devil" 4 banger with all original drive train....my first car....with the military nomenclature plates on the glove box....painted burgundy with Tacoma white rims.....could out climb all the V-8's on the hill.....dang
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:26 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:30 AM (9YABs)
Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 12:31 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 12:31 AM (YJkG1)
First car was a 49 Cj-3A with Go Devil. Blew it up and ordered a full O/H kit from Napa for 82 bucks. Good times..
Posted by: DBCooper at December 11, 2019 12:35 AM (bttOm)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:37 AM (9YABs)
Posted by: spindrift at December 11, 2019 12:38 AM (nryWP)
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 12:30 AM (9YABs)
I don't think it's that, it's the press belongs to the DNC. The DNC demands no coverage of her. She doesn't properly hate non leftists, even though she is a leftist. It's complicated.
Posted by: Evasiveboat42 at December 11, 2019 12:41 AM (Rz2Nc)
Sad thing was, sold it to a rancher in Pasa Robles when money was tight back in the early 80's....had I hung on to it.....jeez refurb's of the same are going for 40 G's after restore to original specs....Bought mine for 1200 in 75.
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:41 AM (kFkpX)
Brain says go to bed.
Comments say read me read me.
Brain wins.
ZzZzzzhttps://youtu.be/ahZFCF--uRY
Posted by: mindful webworker - deliriously at December 11, 2019 12:46 AM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:49 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: mindful webworker - deliriously at December 11, 2019 12:50 AM (3/f2v)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 12:54 AM (kFkpX)
What the hell IS abuse of power?
Posted by: nerdygirl
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I want to know what 'Obstruction of Congress' is.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 10, 2019 11:31 PM (xSo9G)
Bowel blockage
Posted by: Easy Andy at December 11, 2019 12:57 AM (2DOZq)
Posted by: Some rat in the swamp at December 10, 2019 11:28 PM (LOq4H)
"The 12 Days After Christmas" - sung here by Mary Lou Fallis, a musical comedienne of some repute in Canada:
https://tinyurl.com/un5fygs
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas at December 11, 2019 12:57 AM (SRRAx)
Posted by: Tonypete at December 10, 2019 09:40 PM (Y4EXg)
You've probably gone to sleep now, TP, but I really enjoyed it. FenSpouse was expecting more of a straight story than a documentary, but he enjoyed it as well. I thought the acting was great there were several things I didn't know having to do with the image of Jesus. I liked the story of the nun who had the hospice ministry and her account of her niece and what she said. The actual people talking about the concept of Divine Mercy and what it means gave me some idea for sermons and church outreach.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 12:58 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:02 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:03 AM (WI7YS)
The main stream media would have no choice but to cover her. Please also note I would never vote for her, but she may be best apple in a bin of bad ones.
Posted by: Ranger Gord at December 11, 2019 01:05 AM (9YABs)
I don't get any indication that you overreach here and if your friend just died that is a big deal.
I am so sorry
I have a clergy colleague and one of his best friends is dying. Clergy friend said to me today at our prayer time: "I just never thought __________ would die." He also lost his wife to cancer several years ago.
May God give you strength and surround you with love.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:09 AM (WI7YS)
Oh and Mitch.......here ya go boys....your moment in history....please don't screw the pooch...no serious, DO NOT F**K THIS UP! (can't believe I even have to say this)
just saying
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 01:10 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 01:11 AM (kFkpX)
Posted by: Tonypete
Since I have considerably less hair than I did a few decades ago would that make mine bad hair? Fickle hair? Since it left me with little warning and no explanation possibly unfaithful hair? Just wondering.
Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 11, 2019 01:11 AM (8JNKm)
Posted by: Nightwatch..patrol at December 11, 2019 01:12 AM (kFkpX)
https://earthporn.org/
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 01:13 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Disney at December 11, 2019 01:20 AM (IPvH/)
Posted by: Sock Monkey...supercilious senior at December 11, 2019 01:23 AM (8JNKm)
$43k, not quite under 30k .
Great ONT.
Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 01:26 AM (pr9ci)
Kicking myself for not doing it sooner. That is all.
Carry on.
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 01:32 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 01:38 AM (aA3+G)
Fuck brain cancer. RIP. Here's their tune Dangerous:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFNRh26TPmM
Posted by: GnuBreed at December 11, 2019 01:43 AM (Z4rgH)
Posted by: Sandy at December 11, 2019 01:45 AM (XVuno)
https://stoatnet.org/otter.jpg"
Posted by: hogmartin at December 10, 2019 10:39 PM
Oh My Gosh that is the CUTEST thing I have ever seen! I DO want him!! I do!!
Posted by: Eleanor, What the Cat Dragged In at December 11, 2019 01:47 AM (QU+qf)
Pelosi is attempting to erase separation of powers.
Chief Justice Roberts could shut the Schiff Show down with a 'knock it off' statement. Crickets
House members recently resurrected the idea of packing the courts. If a Democrat wins the Presidency they will pack the courts.
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 01:58 AM (4ugpp)
They better hope that ulnar doesn't snap.
Posted by: squirrelly dan at December 11, 2019 02:03 AM (frty6)
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 02:04 AM (4ugpp)
Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 02:04 AM (pr9ci)
Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 02:04 AM (pr9ci)
Sounds good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:09 AM (aA3+G)
Pelosi is attempting to erase separation of powers.
Chief Justice Roberts could shut the Schiff Show down with a 'knock it off' statement. Crickets
House members recently resurrected the idea of packing the courts. If a Democrat wins the Presidency they will pack the courts.
Posted by: torabora at December 11, 2019 01:58 AM (4ugpp)
At that time they will receive a giant bottle of 100% pure prune juice. iukwimaityd
Posted by: Ray Gunn at December 11, 2019 02:10 AM (pr9ci)
Posted by: Daddy Warbucks at December 11, 2019 02:14 AM (gfQAD)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:16 AM (xSo9G)
Carry on.
Posted by: eleven
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So, the battery hasn't died yet? Give it time.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:17 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 02:20 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 02:21 AM (WI7YS)
I'll trade you the snow for this -15 below 0
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:24 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian
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Shoves warmer air into the USB port.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:29 AM (xSo9G)
https://www.fbcradio.org/
Dec 11 - 02:29:43 Angels We Have Heard on High 2:55
Dec 11 - 02:27:37 Ding Dong! Merrily on High 2:05
Dec 11 - 02:24:43 While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks 2:53
Dec 11 - 02:21:22 O Little Town of Bethlehem 3:20
Dec 11 - 02:18:05 We Three Kings 3:18
Dec 11 - 02:16:04 Good Christian Men, Rejoice 1:59
Dec 11 - 02:15:24 Station ID
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:34 AM (xSo9G)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:35 AM (xSo9G)
Typical winter pattern, snow a bunch & get real cold for awhile. Fortunately by Friday in the 30s
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:35 AM (aA3+G)
Geeze, hate to leave you alone, but getting on towards 3:00 a.m. here.
Did I ever send you this, is posted at my Doc's office.
https://tinyurl.com/ydr68v5r
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:41 AM (xSo9G)
https://tinyurl.com/ry7khvf
*wipes eyes*
Posted by: SMH at December 11, 2019 02:42 AM (RU4sa)
I understand
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:48 AM (aA3+G)
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Did they ever figure out the motive?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at December 11, 2019 02:48 AM (CDGwz)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 02:50 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 03:01 AM (LPnfS)
Ain't insomnia grand?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:08 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:18 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:20 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:22 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:25 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: SFGoth at December 11, 2019 03:28 AM (KAi1n)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:30 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:20 AM (aA3+G)
Sous Vide chicken breast stuffed with fontina, pesto and sopressata.
Fantastic!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:33 AM (wYseH)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:34 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:08 AM (wYseH)
No. Nope. No.
Sorry to hear that, Mis Hum. Hope everything went okay.
Like the prescription, Mike Hammer.
I'd substitute kitten, but I get it.
Mornin', all.
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (6HB0k)
I ordered raspberry extract. I found goat's milk butter. Looking locally for Greek honey.
When assembled, the first attempt at Upside Down Pear Almond and Honey Cake will commence ...
Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (LPnfS)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (M0u+N)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:36 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 03:37 AM (M0u+N)
A knee scope
So far so good
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:38 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:41 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:44 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:38 AM (aA3+G)
That's good. But still, ouch!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:46 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Hunter Biden at December 11, 2019 03:50 AM (3LjS+)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:50 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip
Cat sweater then.
Posted by: eleven at December 11, 2019 03:51 AM (M0u+N)
637 I should make apple pancakes this morning, no sausages sadly.
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 03:30 AM (ZCEU2
I went in the local Fred Meyer's ( Pac NW, now owned by Kroger's)
Jimmy Dean sausage 2 one pound tubes for $5.
Picked up 6.
They freeze well. Very lean.
I'm set for a few weeks.
Posted by: LeftCoast Dawg at December 11, 2019 03:54 AM (sy5kK)
Posted by: Adriane the MTA Critic ... at December 11, 2019 03:35 AM (LPnfS)
That sounds interesting. "My" birthday cake is a pineapple upside down cake. Last few years #1 son has made it for me. I'm hoping he does it again this year! (He's truly my "#1" son in a lot of ways!)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 03:54 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 04:03 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:06 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:19 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:21 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:21 AM (6HB0k)
Spiritual guidance counselor Amethyst Realm
Her ecdysiast neighbor, Gneiss Boobs, was heard to scoff, "That can't be her real name!"
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at December 11, 2019 04:23 AM (pNxlR)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:25 AM (6HB0k)
I'm flexible can we share the same birthday?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 04:27 AM (aA3+G)
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 04:27 AM (aA3+G)
LOL!
Mine is Sunday. You're welcome to join in!
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:29 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:31 AM (ZCEU2)
Finally saw the French Platoon commercial
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:32 AM (ZCEU2)
- James Cantor, clinical psychologist
--
I'm assuming these deviants receive comprehensive treatment to address the inappropriate, unnatural, and physically repulsive sexual urges before they have irreversible and long-lasting effects on their families and society, right doc?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - I support medically approved diets for anorexics who are trapped in fat girls' bodies at December 11, 2019 04:43 AM (7uTuL)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:44 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:47 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:49 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 04:50 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:52 AM (6HB0k)
Posted by: My life is insanity at December 11, 2019 04:53 AM (6HB0k)
Gif running me off.
Don't take it as complainin' MH. Your ont's are the best ont's.
Now to peruse elsewhere.
Posted by: teej at December 11, 2019 05:00 AM (1XuuE)
Heh! Just enough 'snow' to cover the car but that's it here in in my little part of VA. Babylon on the Potomac is not shut down today, sadly. The Metro is still running. It's off it's off to Cubicle Land for me to serve my Deep State Masters. (insert evil laugh here)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 05:28 AM (tIeQ9)
Have fun all, I'm out
Posted by: Skip at December 11, 2019 05:35 AM (ZCEU2)
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 11, 2019 05:42 AM (ykYG2)
According to Bing, it's International Mountain Day!
So celebrate by....I don't know, climbing a mountain? Hugging a mountain? Sending money to the International Mountain Fund?
I'll start with coffee and see how it goes.
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 05:42 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 05:42 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 05:44 AM (ycWCI)
I've never really watched him speak in length. Good googly moogly he can go on. Joking, laughing, deriding the dems.
Where does he get the energy?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 05:44 AM (vd8XM)
You'd be surprised. A hundred years of assholes running up and down Everest and tossing their trash around has polluted a major Asian watershed.
weather.com/science/environment/news/2019-05-22-mount-everest-cleanup-sherpas-3-tons-garbage-removed
Posted by: boulder t'hobo at December 11, 2019 05:45 AM (ykYG2)
Posted by: Aetius451AD
Pretty much once they're up, they're up.
Maybe I need to scream at relatives over dinner about the plight of mountains?
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 05:46 AM (vd8XM)
I always figured once someone got to the top, it didn't really need to be climbed (clumbed?) again
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
Good morning, Hordians.
Let's get out there and enrage the lunatics by living a good life today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 05:51 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 05:47 AM (vd8XM)
That is what I was just thinking. Bragging rights seem now to be tied to how many people die attempting it.
Is this the same argument people make about returning to the Moon?
I don't think it is the same thing at all. The first guy (or gal- you know if the government is involved at all- it will have to be a woman or Dragonkin) who steps on Mars will get major gravitas.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 05:53 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: sef at December 11, 2019 05:59 AM (Tnijr)
Posted by: The Fart Whisperer at December 11, 2019 06:00 AM (AfFfi)
Posted by: The Fart Whisperer at December 11, 2019 06:04 AM (AfFfi)
Posted by: chavez the hugo at December 11, 2019 06:05 AM (KP5rU)
Comey: 'We Did Not Spy---We Just Observed And Reported Secretly Without The Subject's Knowledge Or Consent'
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:10 AM (vd8XM)
Let's smile and be happy & strike fear in the hearts of killjoy leftists everywhere.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:11 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 06:11 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 05:53 AM (ycWCI)
Seriously, hoping for a gal, here.
Posted by: Major Gravitas at December 11, 2019 06:12 AM (qu1px)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2019 06:12 AM (DBGf/)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:12 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:12 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:15 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Major Gravitas at December 11, 2019 06:12 AM (qu1px)
You'll get a lumpen Dragonkin Two-Spirit and like it, soldier.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 06:16 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2019 06:16 AM (DBGf/)
I chuckled at the Denver International Airport rooftop photo in the mix at your link.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:17 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JAS
That's for home defense
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:17 AM (vd8XM)
Michigan hunters donate a huge amount of venison
to help feed the hungry:
https://tinyurl.com/s3drnm2
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:17 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2019 06:16 AM (DBGf/)
IIRC, most trebuchets were made and assembled on site rather than transported.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 06:18 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at December 11, 2019 03:08 AM (wYseH)
632 It's wonderful CBD
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at December 11, 2019 03:18 AM (aA3+G)
===
No it sucks.
Girl Franpsycho off to Oz today with that damn foreigner she's in love with. Boss and his boss and her boss spending the day today inspecting my site.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at December 11, 2019 06:19 AM (EZebt)
LOL' I didn't notice that . I was looking at the more scenic ones like something from "The Sound of Music""
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:19 AM (WI7YS)
Yeah, we were told of his energy level. Dems did not believe it, to their demise.
Great AT article comparing fall of Commie regimes to fall of the Deep State.
https://tinyurl.com/tprx7r3
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2019 06:21 AM (+mbOC)
Idea. Surgical tubing with a stout bucket, a collapsible frame, and a good crossbow (or electric motor) tension device. Can it be portable?
Would fraternities be able to launch TP with it?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2019 06:24 AM (arJlL)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 06:25 AM (tIeQ9)
Homeless shelters used to balk at that venison until everyone loved the taste. Just a few more deer here than New Jersey...
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2019 06:25 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 06:25 AM (tIeQ9)
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2019 06:26 AM (+mbOC)
15 pounds of #4 shot in your living room will really mess a bad guy up.
And...
G'morning' all.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 06:26 AM (tT0V4)
I used to enjoy climbing. Being at the top was always an amazing experience. I would wave a tiny Kansas flag and hum the National Geographic theme.
I think even the easy walk-ups in Colorado, like Mount Humboldt, would be tough for me these days. Maybe Mount Katahdin in Maine is still in reach. I remember that as a fun hike.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Would fraternities be able to launch TP with it?
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:21 AM (u82oZ)
Isn't that essentially a scorpion siege weapon? Hurled spear like projectiles by use of twisted gut or ropes, IIRC.
Let me see if I can find it.
https://tinyurl.com/y9qsfo7z
Posted by: Aetius451AD at December 11, 2019 06:26 AM (ycWCI)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:27 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2019 06:27 AM (arJlL)
Thankfully, Hillary's repugnant nature "shines" through anyway inspite of the media desperate efforts.
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 06:27 AM (tIeQ9)
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2019 06:27 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:28 AM (u82oZ)
I used to enjoy climbing. Being at the top was always an amazing experience. I would wave a tiny Kansas flag and hum the National Geographic theme.
I think even the easy walk-ups in Colorado, like Mount Humboldt, would be tough for me these days. Maybe Mount Katahdin in Maine is still in reach. I remember that as a fun hike.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Bet you could handle the highest point in Kansas!
Posted by: Puddleglum at December 11, 2019 06:28 AM (tIeQ9)
https://tinyurl.com/tprx7r3
Posted by: clutch
Thanks for the link, clutch
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:29 AM (vd8XM)
I've only had venison twice. Once of a taste of something my son was eating when we were out for my birthday, and the patriarch of the church in his 80's who still hunts made a delicious venison stew which he brought to a church pot luck.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:31 AM (WI7YS)
*******
She had planned to post photos of one of the sex sessions on-line but the pictures didn't turn out well.
It seems the spirit was willing, but the flash was weak.
Posted by: Muldoon at December 11, 2019 06:31 AM (m45I2)
First snow of the season has fallen, making the lawns white, and the streets wet.
Baltimore drivers will now attempt to have the streets run awash with blood from stupid drivers having accidents.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 06:31 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:32 AM (WI7YS)
I used to enjoy climbing. Being at the top was always an amazing experience. I would wave a tiny Kansas flag and hum the National Geographic theme.
I think even the easy walk-ups in Colorado, like Mount Humboldt, would be tough for me these days. Maybe Mount Katahdin in Maine is still in reach. I remember that as a fun hike.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:26 AM (u82oZ)
Space Mountain has a train to the top!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:32 AM (JFO2v)
Here's hoping. I usually note that if I handled my responsibility for classified material like she did, my home in Kansas would be Leavenworth.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:32 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Muldoon
One of my favorite pun/jokes
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:32 AM (vd8XM)
Hold muh Latte.
Posted by: DC Metro Region at December 11, 2019 06:33 AM (tIeQ9)
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Because they made you climb the Matterhorn, right?
Damn mountains
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:34 AM (vd8XM)
I used to hike with my parents in Cape Breton which does have mountains, but I couldn't do it now, With the Lyme I'm past too strenuous things.Posted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:35 AM (WI7YS)
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 11, 2019 06:35 AM (Dc2NZ)
Nyaw. I had some good parents. Tree climbing was a thing when I was younger.
THese days I see so few kids outdoors. And certainly not tree climbing.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:36 AM (u82oZ)
I'm going to find out when, and mount an expedition!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:36 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 06:37 AM (7rVsF)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:37 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2019 06:38 AM (DBGf/)
I'm going to find out when, and mount an expedition!!
Posted by: Bruce
Most deaths occur on the descent.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at December 11, 2019 06:38 AM (7rVsF)
Heh! I may have to visit this someday so I can tell tales of my "Trials and tribulations to the lofty summit".
Posted by: DC Metro Region at December 11, 2019 06:38 AM (tIeQ9)
Posted by: Puddlglum at December 11, 2019 06:39 AM (tIeQ9)
My parents noted I cried all the time while at Disneyland. I was 2 years old.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:33 AM (u82oZ)
When at DW and I see and older kid (>5) crying I walk up and point to a sign and say NO CRYING @ DW!
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:39 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: JAS at December 11, 2019 06:39 AM (DBGf/)
The highest point in Kansas is Mount Sunflower. Periodically, mountaineering groups rope up and walk across the pasture to the cairn at the top. For the ironic pictures of them in a field.
Tis a silly place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:40 AM (u82oZ)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
You might be right.
I just read that it's a 2.4 mile out and back trail.
I hope they have a bar at the top.
Maybe some rides for the kids.
Souvenir shop.
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:40 AM (vd8XM)
Obarky is NOT the good guy as claimed by his worshipers.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:41 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 06:41 AM (BN/jk)
to write out Christmas cards and messages to the church members. I could do this at home but the car needs gas and I have to get to SB early before the millenials with laptops take over every table. And yes, the SB near me has clean rest rooms and no place to put needlesPosted by: FenelonSpoke at December 11, 2019 06:42 AM (WI7YS)
May you not need to have to self-arrest with an ice axe leaving home. Use the ice axe for commies, instead. Clean the environment of trash. Yay. That's the ticket.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at December 11, 2019 06:42 AM (u82oZ)
Tis a silly place.
Posted by: NaCly Dog
Heh. I just read the link that DC Metro Region posted.
I'm in!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:43 AM (vd8XM)
That trebuchet looks to be a salesman's miniature sample.
There are some crazy Germans who have youtube video of a real one. Not for purely defensive purposes and accurate (once calibrated). I think this is the video showing the calibration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1iPxY3FYNE
Once it's set up they can hit what they aim at.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:44 AM (XzVUd)
Why are we not putting these 102 people in jail. Notice that guns laws on the books are never enforced so we need more ......gun laws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:47 AM (JFO2v)
water comes in liters,
a trebuchet uses a counterweight to launch a 90kg stone projectile over 300 meters.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:48 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2019 06:49 AM (+mbOC)
Posted by: JT at December 11, 2019 06:49 AM (arJlL)
There are some crazy Germans who have youtube video of a real one. Not for purely defensive purposes and accurate (once calibrated). I think this is the video showing the calibration:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1iPxY3FYNE
Once it's set up they can hit what they aim at.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know
They run some trebuchets in the annual Punkin Chunkin Contest.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 06:50 AM (BN/jk)
Yes Chucky, 100% of what we believe were conspiracies are in fact TRUE and therefore no longer conspiracies.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:50 AM (JFO2v)
When democrat politics is religion, of course Barky is a saint and prophet!
My former congregation had a big sign up for all to see "Sociology = Theology" and they meant it. Sociology is the ultimate liberal academic department.
If sociology is God, then it only makes sense to get what you think God wants by all means necessary.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 06:51 AM (U7k5w)
Notice that guns laws on the books are never enforced so we need more
......gun laws.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:47 AM
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Duh, because it isn't about breaking gun laws, it's about controlling law abiding people and confiscating their guns.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 06:51 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: rhennigantx
But, they weren't conspiracy conspiracies.
...WhooPEEEE....
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:52 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 06:50 AM (BN/jk)
Weight limit on the German one seems to be about 90 Kg (200lb). Pumpkins come larger than that ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:52 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Kurt at December 11, 2019 06:53 AM (M5kwt)
Posted by: Dan Smoot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 06:53 AM (H8QX8)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 06:50 AM (BN/jk)
Weight limit on the German one seems to be about 90 Kg (200lb). Pumpkins come larger than that ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:52 AM (XzVUd)
So Tater head prolly runs about 245. Can we get a temp sign off from the chief engineer?
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:54 AM (JFO2v)
Breakfast time!!
Posted by: Bruce at December 11, 2019 06:54 AM (vd8XM)
Posted by: Kurt at December 11, 2019 06:53 AM (M5kwt)
The FBI is so reliable? HAHAHAHAHHA LOLGF troll
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 06:55 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 06:56 AM (BN/jk)
Posted by: sef at December 11, 2019 06:56 AM (Tnijr)
Agreed. Sundance over at CTH, thinks he *is* full of shit. So I watched the entire video.
Seems to be the adult in the room.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:56 AM (XzVUd)
https://twitter.com/i/status/1204544953948528640
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 06:57 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 06:58 AM (U7k5w)
The 90kg limit appears to be on the wishlist. Someone further down in the comments corrected it to 65kg. But they do have the chemical enhancement (fire) working, IIRC.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:59 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "
Oddly enough, airline fatalities have a similar statistic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:00 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 06:56 AM (XzVUd)
I hope so. I plan on researching his actual record in these matters. Horowitz' record told me he was a man on "training and supervision", but if bad actors are supervising and there are no consequences....
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:01 AM (U7k5w)
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I bet the racial breakdown of those statistics would be very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:02 AM (0GvUH)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh "
Oddly enough, airline fatalities have a similar statistic.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:00 AM (tT0V4)
Over 95% of the deaths actually happen at the crash site. Identify the crash site and eliminate those.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 07:02 AM (JFO2v)
punkinchunkin.com
Two divisions of trebuchets.
Interesting.
https://www.punkinchunkin.com/2019-results/
OFC Knightmare managed a 1024 foot shot ... so they have the range covered.
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 07:03 AM (XzVUd)
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I bet the racial breakdown of those statistics would be very awkward.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:02 AM (0GvUH)
There are more pregnant 10 year olds in Mexico City than the US and Canada combined.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a bridge at December 11, 2019 07:04 AM (0GvUH)
And don't even get me started with how the Highway Department selects those spots to allow deer crossings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:04 AM (tT0V4)
All Barr would have needed was to see all of the fully unredacted FISA warrants, which it appears he has, to see how crooked this all was.
He knows how legit investigations are instigated and conducted, same goes for Durham.
He pretty much laid out all of the criminal acts in the several interviews I've seen, but let's hope he and Durham don't pull a Comey and at the end of the day, fall back to the no reasonable prosecutor okidoke.
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2019 07:05 AM (b97Sz)
And don't even get me started with how the Highway Department selects those spots to allow deer crossings.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:04 AM (tT0V4)
Thats a running joke in our family. What a terrible place for a dear bear whatever crossing.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 07:05 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2019 07:06 AM (BiNEL)
https://www.punkinchunkin.com/2019-results/
OFC Knightmare managed a 1024 foot shot ... so they have the range covered.
Wrong division. Missed "Trebuchet Championship Class" where Colossal Thunder did 3354 feet ...
Posted by: Enquiring Minds Want to Know at December 11, 2019 07:08 AM (XzVUd)
Posted by: Kreplach at December 11, 2019 07:05 AM (b97Sz)
You mean like leftist Horowitz? I hope so too. But even bringing an "unlikely to convict in DC" case to trial has it's benefits. OJ was acquitted, but who believed he was innocent?
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:08 AM (U7k5w)
There is a State University here in the greater Baltimore area that has a fairly large deer population in the wooded area of the campus.
And it is not uncommon to see them crossing the main campus roads in the off hours.
And they do it at the actual pedestrian crossings.
Which is better than most of the students do.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:08 AM (tT0V4)
entrapment??
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 07:10 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 06:58 AM (U7k5w)
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Remember, Justice Scalia was great friends with Notorious RBG.
Posted by: IrishEi at December 11, 2019 07:11 AM (sGotD)
Q: Which one do you pick?
A: The first janitor you find in the building!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar at December 11, 2019 07:11 AM (BiNEL)
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:11 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: rhennigantx
Being a grandma at 20.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 07:15 AM (BN/jk)
And it is not uncommon to see them crossing the main campus roads in the off hours.
And they do it at the actual pedestrian crossings.
Which is better than most of the students do.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:08 AM (tT0V4)
Dang deer think they are people.
Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2019 07:17 AM (XpCzL)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:17 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 07:03 AM (JFO2v)
Yikes, and yuck.
Posted by: clutch at December 11, 2019 07:18 AM (+mbOC)
Confused situation in Jersey City
Yanks sign Cole
Dems already making plans to impeach PDT again
Posted by: Nevergiveup at December 11, 2019 07:19 AM (85Gof)
I miss my coworkers (I actually loved those dorks) but I don't miss the end-of-year scramble to complete mandatory training that is apparently optional for all the assholes I see at the hearings.
Posted by: Cardinal Eris (weapons: fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency, fanatical devotion to the Pope) at December 11, 2019 07:20 AM (Dc2NZ)
Posted by: CN
The country won't survive if justice isn't served.
And here's the between the rock & hard place :
If the rot and sleaze is so widespread and deep, exposing all of it will bring down the government.
Bring down the government by exposing and prosecuting all of the criminality of the coup attempt or destroy the country by failing to see justice served.
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 07:20 AM (BN/jk)
All cultures are equal, Drone-Citizen.
Posted by: Mr. Peebles at December 11, 2019 07:21 AM (hbTkw)
How soon till GGMILF's becomes a thing?
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:17 AM
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They already are in Appalachia where my family comes from. We literally had 30 year old grandmothers in my family.
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 07:21 AM (JUOKG)
Posted by: IrishEi at December 11, 2019 07:11 AM (sGotD)
They were noted adversaries and not heads of huge bureaucracies, so not the same. They were also both pretty "old school" when it came to friends v politics. Mueller and Barr seem pretty swampy, RBG and Scalia are ideologues but not politicians, and neither seemed vested in protecting bureaucracies.
Besides Barr is no stranger to championing the surveillance of American's calls.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:23 AM (U7k5w)
There is a State University here in the greater Baltimore area that has a fairly large deer population in the wooded area of the campus.
And it is not uncommon to see them crossing the main campus roads in the off hours.
And they do it at the actual pedestrian crossings.
Which is better than most of the students do.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:08 AM (tT0V4)
I imagine it's because they've been in that area so long they've learned the fast moving death machines will stop at those spots so they know it's actually safe to cross. Sort of like learning where it would be safe to cross a river so they don't drown.
Posted by: Buzzion at December 11, 2019 07:23 AM (5eGvC)
Skepticism of Everyone associated w DOJ is warranted if not mandatory. As for Sundance? He believed for the longest time that Sessionszzz was lining up a Big Sting in the background. many grains of salt required w him.
Posted by: Barney Fife at December 11, 2019 07:24 AM (rpZ5G)
@realDonaldTrump
THANK YOU PENNSYLVANIA! With your help, your devotion, and your drive, we are going to keep on working, we are going to keep on fighting, and we are going to keep ON WINNING! We are ONE movement, ONE people, ONE family, and ONE GLORIOUS NATION UNDER GOD!
From the rally last night.
Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2019 07:24 AM (XpCzL)
"Their case collapsed after the election and they never told the court.
They kept on getting renewals on these applications. There were
documents falsified in order to get these renewals. There were all kinds
of withholding of information from the court. The question really is.... What was the agenda after the election? They kept on pressing ahead
after their case collapsed. This is the President of the United States."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)
We are in the midst of an arrest and trial for a 17 year old mother, and her own thirty something year mother for the death of a 9 month old infant that the 17 year old had at around 16y/o.
And probably conceived around age 15.
During arraignment, it was reported that the 17 year old is also pregnant again.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:25 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Lady in Black at December 11, 2019 07:25 AM (JoUsr)
"Their case collapsed after the election and they never told the court.
They kept on getting renewals on these applications. There were
documents falsified in order to get these renewals. There were all kinds
of withholding of information from the court. The question really is.... What was the agenda after the election? They kept on pressing ahead
after their case collapsed. This is the President of the United States."
Posted by: Mr. Scott (Formerly GWS) at December 11, 2019 07:24 AM (JUOKG)
Meaning: Low life citizens, we can get you for anything we wish.
Posted by: rhennigantx at December 11, 2019 07:25 AM (JFO2v)
Posted by: rickb223 at December 11, 2019 07:20 AM (BN/jk)
We're asking the government to bring itself down. Won't happen. It's the family business for too many on both sides. Barr's own kids are government attorneys, just as Comey's kid is at SDNY.
I think, on some level and apart from Trump, both sides are happy to change the country into an oligarchy with themselves as oligarchs.
Posted by: CN at December 11, 2019 07:27 AM (U7k5w)
Posted by: tbodie at December 11, 2019 07:27 AM (XpCzL)
I think most of them get that during Freshman orientation. But, they still follow each other into traffic while texting and walking.
Oh wait......
Never mind.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at December 11, 2019 07:27 AM (tT0V4)
Posted by: Laughing in Texas at December 11, 2019 07:30 AM (muI26)
I dunno what to think, tbh.
Barr talks a great line, but I remember so many rethugnicans telling us for years about all the Severely Conservative Things they were gonna do ...
Just dunno.
So I will continue with Standard Plan 2A, "hope for the best, prepare for the worst", with special emphasis on Pistol Masksmanship and the Heavy Bag.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez, we are being gaslighted 24/365 at December 11, 2019 07:36 AM (JwHjN)
Posted by: JC. Just JC. at December 11, 2019 07:39 AM (377Zs)
I am shocked! Shocked I say! Top civilian and military political hacks not being forthcoming with the American people?
I am going to say it----TOLD YOU SO!
Posted by: timactual at December 11, 2019 01:55 PM (Enm32)
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